Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Tue Jul 26 19:42:21 2016 No.15592863 [Reply] [Original]

The lich's transformation experiments have gone to far, and the poor anubi just can't catch a break.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 19:42:46 2016 No.15592864 Kobolds are really, really cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 19:43:33 2016 No.15592868 >>15592864 You posted that reply fucking fast, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 19:44:10 2016 No.15592872 They stay Strange ways

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 19:45:08 2016 No.15592876 File: 2.90 MB, 576x324, kobold.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15592864 THIS ANON SPEAKS THE TRUTH!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 19:46:40 2016 No.15592881 >>15592868 Oh wow, looks like I did. I just saw the new thread in the catalong after finding out the old one was archived. Archived without hitting the image limit no less.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 19:46:49 2016 No.15592882 Remember to assist your monster girl occupiers in capturing any resistant individuals!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 19:47:24 2016 No.15592888 File: 186 KB, 540x756, 0c4502cb540653ac7bf9fb372923415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15592864 That is correct.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 19:47:36 2016 No.15592891 >>15592849 Terrifying. A lizardgirl with the ability to camoflage and even turn totally invisible. She'd probably go nude in pubic and tease you when you go out together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 19:48:25 2016 No.15592897 Maids are olev

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 19:50:46 2016 No.15592911 File: 344 KB, 1037x1100, 4404580568807c53ce7a0c0c21bbbfa0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bugs! Giant bugs! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 19:52:12 2016 No.15592921 >>15592911 I wish solider beetle had more art they are super cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 19:53:06 2016 No.15592924 File: 484 KB, 2048x1620, 1467058449964.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm madly in love with wolfus!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 19:55:09 2016 No.15592933 I wonder what it would be like meeting your zombie waifu's over protective wight sis?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:01:18 2016 No.15592948 >>15592933 Cold.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:10:47 2016 No.15592976 >>15592933 Nothing you do will be good enough for her sister

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:11:32 2016 No.15592980 File: 1.08 MB, 270x226, 1469239386950.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What did your Monster Waifu do to get escorted out of the party?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:18:03 2016 No.15592994 File: 139 KB, 676x656, Things MGs would do part 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15592980

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:24:02 2016 No.15593011 For the jp banner is anyone from here going to submit something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:24:44 2016 No.15593016 >>15593011 no

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:30:00 2016 No.15593031 >>15592980 Multiple instances of sexual assault and possible rape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:30:57 2016 No.15593036 >>15592994 >>15593031 OK guys it's a Monster Girl party. Stuff like that wouldn't get you kicked out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:32:10 2016 No.15593038 >>15592911 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGHCoVzqtk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:33:56 2016 No.15593043 >>15593036 Should wouldn't stop talking about wanting to get maledom even though she is dire

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:35:22 2016 No.15593046 File: 134 KB, 850x1200, secret agent yeti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You Only Hug Twice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwbEuzJCnqI

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:36:54 2016 No.15593050 >>15593043 The best kind of dom is switch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:39:30 2016 No.15593052 i want to be a cute monster girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:40:59 2016 No.15593057 >>15593052 Fresh Alp off the presses

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:41:37 2016 No.15593059 File: 298 KB, 1464x900, ojousama.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15592911 The only kind of bug I'll pay any fealty to until somebody delivers with Bee.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:41:49 2016 No.15593062 Can Alps raise children?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:45:10 2016 No.15593072 >>15593062 Probably. >>15593057 I'll take her. I've got dairy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:45:54 2016 No.15593075 >>15593050 Switch is shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:46:33 2016 No.15593077 >>15593062 Sure, but what happens is the Alp and her husband end up acting feminine because they feel the baby succubus needs a female influence in her life. Then the Succubus daughter ends up becoming a musclebus

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:47:34 2016 No.15593081 File: 385 KB, 1085x1239, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593046 >Started out indifferent to Yetis >Now think they're cute as fuck and want to get in a cuddle pile with some Send help

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:50:24 2016 No.15593089 Do you love your waifu enough that you would be part of her reverse harem?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:51:23 2016 No.15593094 I'm gonna become a Wurm whisperer!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:51:31 2016 No.15593096 >>15593089 no

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:51:38 2016 No.15593097 >>15593089 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:52:40 2016 No.15593101 >>15593089 Leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:53:28 2016 No.15593103 >>15593089 All harems are shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:54:03 2016 No.15593106 >>15593089 Reverse harems are fucking garbage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:54:34 2016 No.15593108 File: 251 KB, 966x719, I wanna bee a loli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593059

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:55:30 2016 No.15593113 >>15593089 She wouldn't be my waifu then. Check mate cuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:55:43 2016 No.15593115 >>15593108 >Sweet and honeyed multiarm fluffy bee lolis All these words together are things I love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:55:48 2016 No.15593116 File: 289 KB, 500x500, Things MG's would enjoy part 2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593036

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:57:36 2016 No.15593121 >>15593108 More mofu! More matronly!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:58:10 2016 No.15593123 >>15593081 We're dispatching 2 of our best cuddle agents, our intern Toma Suyeti will be in touch

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:59:32 2016 No.15593129 >>15593089 Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 20:59:35 2016 No.15593130 >>15593123 >Toma Suyeti I am formally requesting cuddling from her personally.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:02:46 2016 No.15593138 Thick skeletons when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:03:27 2016 No.15593139 >>15593138 She's Big Boned?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:04:00 2016 No.15593141 File: 827 KB, 1708x3000, 1464826950389.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your memecat girlfriend starts linking you to memes from Reddit. How do you handle the situation?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:04:06 2016 No.15593142 >>15593138 >Pudgy belly and sizable breasts >Bone thin arms and legs. Why? Are you taking her limbs off and using her as a pillow?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:05:48 2016 No.15593145 >>15593141 Dump her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:06:24 2016 No.15593146 File: 264 KB, 718x900, I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONES' WILD RIDE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593138 NOW

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:06:38 2016 No.15593147 >>15593089 My waifu would never have a reverse harem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:07:05 2016 No.15593151 >>15593141 Make her chug meme-milk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:12:18 2016 No.15593168 >>15592994 >latest STILL hasnt been translated why does god hate me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:13:02 2016 No.15593170 >>15593141 Withhold sex until she stops.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:15:13 2016 No.15593172 File: 2.95 MB, 1370x2000, tmp_5857-pr-1243718759.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The newest chapter was good to me Still need to do the battle shrine maiden picture But Miia's smile here makes my heart feel all fluttery

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:15:18 2016 No.15593173 >>15593138 Barb tried an interesting take on one here http://66.media.tumblr.com/bdb0c0cd7ff5f3de7c0ca6a96910b9dd/tumblr_o79nksPELz1rkn25go3_1280.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:17:03 2016 No.15593179 >>15593172 I don't know if the girl in that chapter is a matango, but if it is then there's one thing Crab did better than KC. I'd much rather Matangos that send you into lewd trips than the horrors they are right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:17:35 2016 No.15593180 File: 179 KB, 620x585, 1424654624280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would a Seltas Queen MG bring her husband to the battle and fuck him senseless for an energy boost?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:20:12 2016 No.15593183 oh thank god new thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:21:04 2016 No.15593185 >>15593141 Tell her that if she doesn't stop I'm going to bind her with chains forged with runes that prevent apparition or other teleportation shenanigans and blue ball her until she's telling me that she'll stop if she gets fucked full of kittens!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:22:25 2016 No.15593189 >>15593141 Get out the spray bottle Show her some real memes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:22:39 2016 No.15593190 Uh-oh anon! Your daughteru has asked you to take her to Loli-Con next month! Why does she want to go and more importantly, will you take her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:23:01 2016 No.15593192 File: 312 KB, 1000x1000, 1469576708759.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:23:53 2016 No.15593195 >>15593192 >Not Lescatie Great Again You had one fucking job, less.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:24:01 2016 No.15593196 >>15593190 No she needs to learn to not have such utterly shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:24:51 2016 No.15593197 >>15593192 Yo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:24:59 2016 No.15593199 >>15593189 http://imgur.com/2BgD8Ia >Spritzing a Memecat with the spray bottle >She does this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:25:05 2016 No.15593200 >>15593192 I want her to laugh at my tiny penis!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:25:07 2016 No.15593201 >>15593195 Lescatie has already been made great, the hats would be pointless

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:25:21 2016 No.15593203 File: 516 KB, 1025x1477, 1b735c1ab95aac0b9fd8b225610e49eb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which MG has the best thighs? who draws the best thighs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:28:23 2016 No.15593209 File: 114 KB, 800x1000, tmp_5857-comission__1___jabberwock_by_loen91-d9sshd2672192806.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593203 Loen

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:28:23 2016 No.15593210 >>15593203 >Which MG has the best thighs? Wight. >who draws the best thighs? BarbarianK without a doubt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:30:01 2016 No.15593213 >>15593209 >Loen >Best thighs Agreed, post more of them. especially love the THICK ones he draws

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:30:28 2016 No.15593215 File: 244 KB, 613x611, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593199 That's what that meme spouting fuck gets. Don't want to make that face? Don't spout memes in real life from shitty sites

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:32:15 2016 No.15593220 >>15593180 Yes, and she would throw her armored husband at enemies if she was in the desert.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:33:59 2016 No.15593221 File: 1.16 MB, 2250x1800, wPZGvJlh2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593213 More wock

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:35:46 2016 No.15593226 >>15593221 That one will always be JUST tier

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:36:27 2016 No.15593228 File: 494 KB, 1800x2250, Kejourou loen commission censored.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593213

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:36:39 2016 No.15593229 File: 573 KB, 854x1032, Initialize_groping_sequence.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm gonna rape this hornet! Don't try and stop me! You should rape any would-be-rapists, too. Pay them back in spades!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:36:52 2016 No.15593230 >>15593221 Gazer Sized thighs are olev >>15593226 >Not liking thick thighs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:37:20 2016 No.15593231 >>15592265 Please tell me there's more to this picture

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:38:13 2016 No.15593233

>>15593180
She'd grab him by her tail, using those spines to inject him with aphrodesiac, then force him into her dick-first.
Then he's riding around on her like a ragdoll, stuck to her vagina by his penis while she has earth-shaking battles with monster hunters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:41:14 2016 No.15593240 >>15593231 http://i.imgur.com/JOvkMuc.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:44:22 2016 No.15593245 File: 269 KB, 716x800, 1465025401914.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey Anon, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:45:47 2016 No.15593248 >>15593229 And their friends will rape you back, and so on! It's a vicious circle!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:46:00 2016 No.15593249 >>15593240 Not quite what I was hoping for, but also good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:46:31 2016 No.15593250 >>15593245 Are you pondering new kinky things to do to Kobolds?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:50:12 2016 No.15593254 >>15593203 >Which MG has the best thighs? Wight without any doubts. Maybe a loli anubis/fox or a baphomet would come in second place with silky loli thighs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:50:22 2016 No.15593255 >>15593250 What do you do if your kobold is allergic to latex?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:55:20 2016 No.15593258 >>15593203 Elins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:56:17 2016 No.15593262 File: 135 KB, 916x1064, 1468440305006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593229 Relax Anon! Bee calm!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 21:59:40 2016 No.15593266 >>15593254 >loli anubis/kitsune with perfect, soft loli thighs I want both at once. One on each arm to pick up and hug. After pygmy shortstack anubis, pear-shaped elin anubis might be my next obsession.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:02:38 2016 No.15593272 >>15593245 Intercrural with a hinezumi?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:03:55 2016 No.15593274 >>15593272 Skin friction burns so hot it'll literally set her thighs on fire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:04:28 2016 No.15593277 >>15593245 Soft, floppy Mouse ears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:04:57 2016 No.15593279 >>15593255 Make her wear rubber. Or a slimegirl pretending to be a bodysuit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:06:50 2016 No.15593282 >>15593141 Crash my plane in her with no survivors That'll teach her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:07:51 2016 No.15593284 >>15593195 Daily reminder that Lescatie was an inside job

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:12:04 2016 No.15593290 File: 156 KB, 650x477, 1469395907444.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Surprise! Good morning Anon-kun!~

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:12:21 2016 No.15593292 File: 394 KB, 1402x1692, titty elf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TITTY ELVES AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:12:59 2016 No.15593294 >>15593255 There are many alternatives to latex anon, and that's not even considering what magical medicines might be around to cure allergies!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:15:04 2016 No.15593302 File: 434 KB, 524x632, 37657176_big_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593292 Operator Elves!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:16:17 2016 No.15593306 >>15593290 That's how Cheshires get spankings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:16:58 2016 No.15593307 >>15593266 >elin That's a bit too much

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:17:20 2016 No.15593309 >>15593292 Be gentle with the Elven milkmaid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:17:23 2016 No.15593310 >>15593302 Ah yes, the rare Finnish Rape Elf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:18:04 2016 No.15593315 >>15593306 It's just a prank bro!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:18:36 2016 No.15593317 >>15593307 Words of a heretic. I suppose I get what you mean though. The appeal of elin thighs is different from the appeal of loli thighs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:22:48 2016 No.15593335 File: 362 KB, 1626x2048, 1465431849587.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593292 Elf twins, a must have for any adventuring party.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:24:46 2016 No.15593340 File: 308 KB, 1920x1080, fb7ea324c73ce283e519395f505fcdbf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593302 Improved elves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:30:04 2016 No.15593358 >>15593317 I'm more of the opinion that a decent amount of ass, hips and thighs is good, but elin-tier is going too far.

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:33:52 2016 No.15593375

>spend yet more hours in Photoshop on practicing depthmaps
>still looks like a mess of uneven lines and block colours haphazardly made with a mouse, because it was
>look around at other depthmaps
>they're all amazing graduated pieces of art in their own right, blended perfectly to create seamless 3d images with no distinguishable layers of depth, but rather smooth transitions
>all made using tablets, with the effect that they look like greyscale watercolour drawings

UUURRGH
I think I just want to pay an artist, or literally anybody with a pressure sensitive tablet, to do this now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:35:08 2016 No.15593377 File: 1.05 MB, 1200x2000, 1462156411954.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember that dragons are sad and lonely girls that only wants to be loved. Just like us

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:36:37 2016 No.15593380 >>15593377 The texture detail on her crown, hair and tail is amazing, but it goes to shit on her mouth and arms. Did the artist just give up halfway through drawing it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:38:41 2016 No.15593385 File: 110 KB, 900x1200, 1400374599966.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593377 They just sit in caves with piles of money, waiting to vent their sexual frustration of thieves who try to take it. Dumb lizards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:38:59 2016 No.15593386 File: 139 KB, 800x566, 4991a9478436c4437c14de21871e097e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tentacle pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:39:18 2016 No.15593388 >>15593375 Keep at it, anon! Ganbatte!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:40:51 2016 No.15593391 >>15593386 It's so cold and slimy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:40:53 2016 No.15593392 >>15592980 Weirded other patrons out with the spadetail between the legs trick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:41:36 2016 No.15593397 >>15593386 Best squishy-kitty-pretty-part.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:44:32 2016 No.15593403 >>15593391 Just put her in the microwave. Smells delicious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:46:40 2016 No.15593409 >>15593377 I'd love to find a cute dragon girl to form a relationship with, but first I have to know where to find one of these lonely girls and also how can I know their serious about forming a serious relationship with me?

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:46:52 2016 No.15593410
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What does your favorite Monster Girl do when she's concentrating on something serious?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:46:55 2016 No.15593411 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember to master the weakpoints of your waifu, it's important for your survival.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:47:06 2016 No.15593412 >>15593385 But they're THICC lizards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:47:47 2016 No.15593416 >>15593229 She had a stinger. Where did it go?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:47:48 2016 No.15593417 File: 485 KB, 768x768, oCCtopus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593386 >Ara ara~ some handsome, strapping young diver has entered my little garden~

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:48:40 2016 No.15593420 >>15593417 WE ALL LIVE IN A- wait shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:48:46 2016 No.15593421 File: 326 KB, 1000x1267, 23911177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone else has to like mermaids apart from myself, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:49:26 2016 No.15593425 >>15593416 Her insect abdomen juts out at 90 degree from the base of her spine. So in that picture it's either fucking broken, being bent around and impaled into her back, or there's a very convinient hole for it to fit into while she lies down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:50:31 2016 No.15593428 File: 142 KB, 1280x681, GiantEnemyCrab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593411 weak points you say? how convenient...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:50:50 2016 No.15593429 >>15593410 She swings her tail from side to side, sometimes knocking down stuff, which breaks her concentration.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:51:19 2016 No.15593431 >>15593410 >What does your favorite Monster Girl do when she's concentrating on something serious? She doesn't post off-topic images, for one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:51:40 2016 No.15593433 >>15593421 Vanilla, romancy mermaids are one of my favorites.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:52:31 2016 No.15593436 File: 167 KB, 518x622, merokeikaku.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593433

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:53:14 2016 No.15593439 File: 1.15 MB, 768x1024, 040_image00037.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593433 I like you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:54:13 2016 No.15593442 >>15593411 She mastered mine too so now we have wrestlesex, exploiting one another to see who is gonna be on the top. If it ends in a tie, we mate for the sake of reproduction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:54:14 2016 No.15593444 Anyone has a link to that Amazon story with the five captives? I think it was called The Hunt, but I can't find it anywhere

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:54:34 2016 No.15593445 >>15593428 I want to get her to drop her ring so I can give her one of my own.

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:55:44 2016 No.15593448

>>15593417

>Get into a Bathysphere and get lowered into the sea
>Several aquatic MGs notice and swim around it, curiously and peaking inside of it
>When they see you the wave at you happily
>They mostly had passing interest and it was going smoothly until a Kraken noticed it and attacked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:57:29 2016 No.15593452 >>15593439 Origins requested.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 22:59:26 2016 No.15593454 >>15593448 Well, at least it isn't a group of Shark delinquents. Pressing their faces against the glass and going 'Haahn?! What are you doing in our ocean shrimp?!' before carving their initials into the side of the steel hull with their teeth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:01:56 2016 No.15593459 >>15593433 Same here man, you can't go wrong with cutie romancy vanilla mermaids for they are the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:02:08 2016 No.15593462 >>15593452 Some untranslated VN.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:02:08 2016 No.15593463 File: 143 KB, 850x445, Tanuki Batsu Game.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593409

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:02:31 2016 No.15593465 File: 240 KB, 1062x1500, 58056261_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:03:07 2016 No.15593469
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>>15593089
>been in these threads since it was only EMG
>leave for a year or few because drama, shitposting
>come back to see how the threads are still doing
>see this

Im glad some things never change

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:03:15 2016 No.15593470 File: 408 KB, 723x1000, kraken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593417 Im a handsome, strapping young diver, but not really into the THICC meme. Classic is more my taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:05:21 2016 No.15593475 >>15593469 I recognize that smug!

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:07:22 2016 No.15593479

>>15593388
I'm unlikely to actually finish if, or if I do, I'll just request/pay someone to do it instead.
Maybe Sub-res might be interested in doing it as a follow-up commission.

Either way, it doesn't look all that great right now.
http://depthy.me/#/ip/mI8cjcv
I haven't started on the actual anubis body yet, but I can already tell its going to be a nightmare to do. Plus there's some horrid warping on the top curve of her tail against the background, and the way her hair just seems to extend from her head on the left of the image looks pretty bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:09:03 2016 No.15593484 Your waifu has taken an interest in hypnotism, (assuming that's something she doesn't already do regularly) both wanting to be hypnotized and wanting to hypnotizing you. How do you feel about this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:09:16 2016 No.15593485 >>15593463 Tanuki-chan, outto!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:09:23 2016 No.15593487 >>15593469 Post full smug

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:09:43 2016 No.15593488 File: 1.59 MB, 426x319, 1388092882833.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593484

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:10:12 2016 No.15593490

>>15593479
Oh, and I also detest how fucking horribly the site downsizes the resolution of an image it generates, even if you use Chrome to create a webm. Like, who in their fucking sane mind would shrink the image by a whole factor of two when it's processed.

I wish there were depthmap animation generators around which didn't do that shit. It's really fucking demotivating to see just how tiny the end result is going to be anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:10:34 2016 No.15593491 >>15593469 >leave for a year or few because drama, shitposting >a year Pussy, that just teetered out over a few months anyways.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:10:51 2016 No.15593492 >>15593463 Silly Raccoon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:11:01 2016 No.15593493 >>15593484 My waifu is full femdom though, how does that work?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:11:39 2016 No.15593495 >>15592980 Kept telling everyone how good I am at pounding tuna. >>15593046 Was always partial to "From Russia with Lust" myself. I mean, all that hip shaking and gyrating... >>15593190 Beats going to Motherboy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:11:54 2016 No.15593497 >>15593479 Damn. Pretty neat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:12:01 2016 No.15593498 >>15593490 >Like, who in their fucking sane mind would shrink the image by a whole factor of two when it's processed. A site that operates on a tight budget while providing a free service to their users who largely use adblock.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:12:22 2016 No.15593501 >>15593463 That tanuki looks like a fat loser I'd bring my daughterus to look at her and explain that's why they need to go to college

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:13:14 2016 No.15593503 >>15593245 I think so, sweetie, but what if we did care that Jimmy cracked corn?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:14:38 2016 No.15593509 File: 1.53 MB, 2200x1800, 1452143338866.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593501 Exactly, don't want to end up like that Hellhound working for Danuki Dogs.

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:18:08 2016 No.15593517

>>15593498
I guess that makes sense, considering it's hosting uploads.
But still, just give me the option to download the application without that limitation.
I know it's up on github, but hell, I don't know what the fuck coding language its made in, or what dozen programs I'll need to actually change aspects of it.

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:18:58 2016 No.15593520

>>15593491
Nigga, drama and heavy-duty shitposting is cyclical
It recurs as time goes on. Frankly I had seen enough of it over the years and these threads became a chore because whenever they got better they then got worse. And it repeated like that consistently. And the OC that comes by can fizzle up or be plagued by drama, which leads to shitposting in either forms, and it creates a perfect storm of a shitty experience.

Frankly, the belief that you can have a general free of drama and shitposting is a nihilistic effort. All continuous threads of this nature succumb to them. But in the end it mellows out and rights itself, only to fall back into shitposting, only to fix itself. Its a cyclical nature.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:19:29 2016 No.15593521 >>15593503 >sweetie Yeah, no, stop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:21:34 2016 No.15593524 >>15593410 Nibbling the tip of her tail

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:21:37 2016 No.15593525

>>15593493
You'll come home one day, and your waifu will suprise you with a present. She'll tell you to close your eyes, and when she tells you to open them, you'll be staring at a magic pocket watch swinging back and forth before her eyes.
She'll make you feel all relaxed and tired, and turn you into her servant for a day, encouraging you to fulfill her every request by making you feel so warm and happy when you listen and obey.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:24:00 2016 No.15593528 >>15593444 Let me know if you find it. I would normally help you out, but I just realized I lost it from my backups. I just have the incomplete second chapter I never posted. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:24:02 2016 No.15593529 >>15593410 Bites the lip with her fang. If I'm close enough she just bites me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:25:15 2016 No.15593530 >>15593410 Taps the floor with her talons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:25:30 2016 No.15593532 >>15593525 Well that sounds great and fun, and something I'd be definitely up for, but I was moreso wondering about the her being hypnotized part.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:26:57 2016 No.15593535 File: 354 KB, 1200x1705, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593470 >no Kraken Oneesan to tease and spoil you Why live?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:29:40 2016 No.15593540 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:32:36 2016 No.15593544 >>15593535 The longer we live, the greater the chance that machines take over and lock us in perfect simulations. Just hold out as long as you can.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:34:45 2016 No.15593550 >>15593544 Or they could lock is in hellish simulations

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:36:25 2016 No.15593555

>>15593532
Well, that depends. What magical catalyst do you want to use to cast the veil of hypnosis over her willing mind?

An enchanted coin works quite well on more materially-biased girls, like dragons, wurms, tanukis, and so on.
The hypnotically scented candles are perfect for mutual hypnosis sessions that last hours in calm, serene bliss as you fall under each others' power.
Or how about a tuning fork that, when vibrated near someone's ears, sends vibrations into their mind that turn it into something soft and malleable, like their inhibitions are just being vibrated apart? It's especially potent on monstergirls with good hearing, like werebats, sandworms, and all the canid girls.
If you want something generic, a magical crystal of hypnosis could always work too. Just shine a light through it and let it catch your waifu's eyes, and the magical gleam will wash over her thoughts within seconds.

What monstergirl did you have in mind, too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:37:57 2016 No.15593561 >>15593555 Well I guess I'd be using the coin for my Dragon. I'm just wondering how/why she'd like to be hypnotized if she's pretty much a full femdom girl. Is their some secret way to dom while hypnotized? How does that work?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:41:02 2016 No.15593570 >>15593550 Then I think we're already in one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:41:34 2016 No.15593572 >>15593180 Last I remember the Queen is entirely ready to kill the male, violently, then summon another one to replace it. Course that was the monster

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:41:41 2016 No.15593573 >>15593550 What if they ran on suffering? Nothing would change.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:42:24 2016 No.15593574 File: 838 KB, 720x816, 1469467924642.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your monster girl waifu is mad at you because you've been neglecting your son and only doting on the daughter. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:44:13 2016 No.15593576 >>15593574 >Implying I'd be neglecting my son if I had one. Human sons are miracle children when you're married to a monstergirl anon! If anything it'd be the other way around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:45:14 2016 No.15593578 >>15593574 Tell her to stop being upset about an imaginary child >Monstergirls having sons

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:45:30 2016 No.15593579 >>15593574 I have no son.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:45:57 2016 No.15593580 File: 134 KB, 474x309, dorks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >devol ylrednet aiiM ees reven lliw ouY

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:47:07 2016 No.15593582 >>15593580 >Miiafag is slowly going insane

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:47:10 2016 No.15593583 File: 159 KB, 727x813, master of disguise.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593484 im pretty ok with that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:48:01 2016 No.15593585 File: 150 KB, 1280x1024, 1468695624008-4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can we discuss what MG's would be good mothers?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:48:28 2016 No.15593586 File: 406 KB, 800x4266, 7tYUfoE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593550 >>15593573 >>15593570 I dont know Anon. Being locked in a situation designed for suffering can be pretty worse

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:49:06 2016 No.15593589 >>15593574 So its my son from a previous relationship with a human woman? That tells me at the very least the MG is infinite wife material, to care about my son in such a way. >Dont talk to me or my husbands son again!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:49:32 2016 No.15593590 >>15593484 I will be okay with anything she wants to do. But she will still never find out where I hid those diamonds!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:49:52 2016 No.15593592 File: 46 KB, 316x766, 5cf93b634083b020f7029f368cb9fb04747f30d8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593585

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:50:14 2016 No.15593593 >>15593585 How many daughterus can Mothman have at once? Oh geez oh man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:50:24 2016 No.15593594 >>15593583 She looks awfully familiar.... Have we met you before?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:51:08 2016 No.15593597 >>15593589 As a good waifu she wanted to have your son and your daughter. Someone has to take over the family business and she wants to get on with your parents

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:51:27 2016 No.15593599 >>15593582 >slowly going insane >going Nigga Kevin has been insane for the last three years or so. I would post old screencaps of Kevin-kun but I never saved them

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:51:42 2016 No.15593601 >already used up 17% of our images This is pretty poor compared to how well we did with images in the previous thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:54:17 2016 No.15593605 File: 768 KB, 540x304, 1469559783225.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wolf Girl with braces.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:55:50 2016 No.15593608 >>15593601 There's fags just blankposting, posting reaction images and useless crops of images too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:56:24 2016 No.15593610 >>15593605 >Werewolf Delinquent who wears a surgical mask to cover up her braces because she's embarrassed by them. I want to call her cute when I see them by accident! I don't care if she kicks my ass, I'll still call her cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:57:08 2016 No.15593611 >>15593608 This, pretty much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:57:45 2016 No.15593612 >>15593608 Shit sucks.

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:59:18 2016 No.15593616

>>15593597
Im fine with that, as long as my son is fine with my new wife.

Its going to be a hell of change. Ill have to soundproof most the rooms in the house to not scar him with our spirit energy transfers. Also my wife is in her thirties, but trapped in a little girls body.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 23:59:35 2016 No.15593617 >>15593611 Not to mention people just posting non-monstergirl shit like >>15592876 >>15592980 >>15593116 >>15593410 without deleting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:07:54 2016 No.15593632 >>15593616 What if he hates her?

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:10:05 2016 No.15593633

>>15593570
>>15593550
Sometimes i think that I'm in hell and that my punishment is to live a life where my wife from when i was alive is a fictional character but I'm still stuck with the same feelings for her

I have to stay loyal because i don't want her to be mad at me if i ever get out of here

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:13:34 2016 No.15593638 >>15593632 Then Its time to use maximum overdad. Besides, he should grow out of it as long as MG wife continues to be a total sweetheart. If all else fails, mind flayer rehabilitation

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:16:05 2016 No.15593643 >>15593638 He just wants a normal life and not be in a family of freaks.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:18:43 2016 No.15593648

>>15593561
Well, an open and willing mind is always key to these things. If you just straight up try to hypnotise her into being your sub, that won't work so well. It's all about subtlety. And this is especially true for hypnosis in real life, but you can't hypnotise someone into doing something they don't want to do. No matter what horror stories you might hear, it 100% isn't possible.
Of course, there's always liberties to be taken in a fantasy setting.

Maybe tell your dragon you want to treat her to a nice massage. Sit her down on a chair, start rubbing her bare shoulders, and get her all limber.
Then you take the coin on a string in one hand, and swing it in front of her eyes. Maybe talk about her hoard and lovely gold so you can transition into showing her the gold coin without raising suspicion.
After all, you just found it today, and you thought it'd be such a nice addition to her collection. Even as far as coins go, that one just stands out. It looks so pretty, and the way it catches the light is just entrancing. You talk to her about how pretty and interesting it is to just stare at, and how relaxing your massage feels to her.
By now, you've got her hooked. She's hopelessly fixated on the coin, mumbling about how the gold shines so, and agreeing with how warm and relaxed your massage is making her feel. From there, you could just drop hints about how pleasurable it is, slowly starting to drop hints about how it's the kind of pleasure which one just wants to share. Which would just make her feel so nice if she shared that pleasure and let it grow.
From there, it wouldn't be too complicated of a process to get her to massage you back so she can feel that happiness well up inside her. That happiness which begins when you massage her, which you subtly get her to associate with your voice, and agreeing and obeying you. Then, simply get her to massage lower down, until she has your dick in her claws.
A little bit of tact, and soon she'll be on her knees, giving you a blowjob, staring up at you with glazed over, half-lidded eyes as you hold the coin in front of her face. That'll be the point where she'll have firmly fallen and drifted into becoming your happy dragon sub.

Perhaps later, when you've ended your little session with her and clouded over the memory of it from her ability to recall, she might be examining her hoard. Then she might spy an addition she never remembers making: a pretty little coin, but otherwise unremarkable. Though every time she sees it, she might get just a little bit hot and wet between her legs, the sign that her subconscious still remembers, and she might have the small, slightly confusing urge to give herself to you, declaring you her master. Of course, then she'll shake her head and clear the intrusive thought, before moving on to examine the rest of her hoard, none the wiser.

Fantasising about this sort of thing with my own waifu has made me entirely too invested in this hypnosis idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:19:51 2016 No.15593650 >>15593648 gimme the tl;dr senpai

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:21:46 2016 No.15593653 >>15593650 TL;DR stop being a lazy little gob and read the thing. You're wasting time on this imageboard anyway, a few paragraphs is nothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:22:21 2016 No.15593655 >>15593648 Consensual hypnosis makes me diamonds Patrician fetish

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:22:35 2016 No.15593656 >>15593653 nah

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:23:18 2016 No.15593661 I want to cuddle with a glacies on these hot summer days.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:24:36 2016 No.15593665 >>15593648 I'd be a terrible dom I'd have her hypnotized and then wouldn't know what to do I'm a sub I'm not trained for these situations I'd just ask mine to hypnotize me since it's easier and I trust her more then I trust myself

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:24:37 2016 No.15593666 >>15592863 And when Dickless-kun is done molesting Ittanubis Momen, she will be washed, hung up on a clothesline outside, and sniffed. Oh yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:25:43 2016 No.15593669 >>15593046 >last thread it was Miia and The Man With the Golden Gun >now a Yeti and You Only Live Twice Hmm.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:27:47 2016 No.15593673

>>15593643
Well its not my fault the work dried up in the countryside. We had to move to MGC or we'd be out on the street. Its just been so difficult, after his mother left us...

I keep telling him, reality is different now. Someday, he'll be old enough to find a MG girllfriend of his own, and he wont give his old man or step mom a second thought anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:27:51 2016 No.15593674 >>15593669 >last thread it was Miia and The Man With the Golden Gun What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:28:03 2016 No.15593675 >>15593669 http://imgur.com/a/yumGD Let's say this counts as Moonraker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:30:10 2016 No.15593676 >>15593674 Picture of Miia. Lyrics from the theme song. Not a very complicated concept there, anon. >>15593675 Which MG is the most likely to strike...LIKE THUNDERBAAAAALLL~

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:31:30 2016 No.15593677

>>15593655
It's heartbreaking that there isn't more of it on the internet. Then again, I'm the kind of person who just likes fetishes better when they're consensual, even though I can really get into some deviant stuff sometimes.
But consensual hypnosis really is an expression of utmost trust between two people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:34:40 2016 No.15593682 >>15593673 You could have married another human.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:37:35 2016 No.15593688 >>15593682 There are no human women in MGC. They've all been turned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:39:22 2016 No.15593692 >>15593688 You could have moved to another city.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:42:05 2016 No.15593694 >>15593677 Imagining consensual hypnosis with my waifu is giving me all kinds of ideas.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:42:07 2016 No.15593695

>>15593665
In that case, don't hypnotise your waifu with the intent of making her all subby.
You know a person can be perfectly aware and in control of their own actions while being hypnotised, too.

Just send her down into a deep trance, and either use that as a way to lavish her with love, or even give her commands to dom you in certain ways, no matter how hard or gentle.

I've fantasised about hypnotising my anubis waifu, sometimes for sexual reasons, but also just so I can imagine myself melting away her stress like that and relaxing her mind. A long, loving session where she can just sink down into darkness and let every obligation, responsibility and worry disappear, if for a time.

But being hypnotised in turn by her is a huge fantasy too. The idea of a monstergirl having that kind of control over their husband, for reasons mischievous, deviant, sexual and caring is brilliant however you cut it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:45:03 2016 No.15593700 File: 731 KB, 800x1107, 1428504685395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uncle Dante needs to go do something cool, you need to look after Auntie Ammy while he's gone!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:45:19 2016 No.15593701 >>15593692 You're starting to sound like my dead wife.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:51:38 2016 No.15593708

>>15593666
Sounds like clothesline hanging is a form of bondage to ittans.
Though I don't think Dickless would ever willingly molest ittanubis. Unless he loves the feel of her fabric so much he just can't help but grab her sheets, crumpling them and her ghostly body in his fists, and rolling her up into a tube shape so he can use her like a cloth onahole. To the ittanubis, it'd feel like her whole body is wrapped around his dick, being rubbed up and down everywhere, even against her own self, compressed into a new and unfamiliar silk body with whole new sensations.

Though now I wonder. Would getting washed in a washing machine be the ultimate sexual experience for an ittan? Or maybe just a fun and disorientating way to wash.
I bet ironing them would be like the perfect combination of a 100% deep muscle massage and sauna, though.
And fabric softener might make them all weak, limp and and relaxed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:52:23 2016 No.15593710 >>15593695 Man, that sounds good. Write some more Hypnosis scenarios.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:53:06 2016 No.15593714 >>15593708 These things must be experimented on.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:59:33 2016 No.15593728
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>>15593290
>Arrive to court as a defense lawyer
>Go to open my briefcase at 10:22 AM to retrieve important documentation that should keep my Dormouse client out of jail
>Cheshire pops out, interrupts court, and lands me in contempt
>Get a few free nights in the county jail
>My client's joke of a replacement lawyer loses the case horribly
>The 1st and last Dormouse found guilty of rape for all of MGC history

Fucking Cheshires!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:02:05 2016 No.15593733 File: 739 KB, 800x1159, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593728 >Fucking Cheshires! But that's what the smug bitch wants

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:03:24 2016 No.15593739 >>15593733 >YBA will never finish twin cats ending

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:05:50 2016 No.15593748 File: 277 KB, 600x1000, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593739 One cat is more than enough. Also I saw a comic by the same artist with a Lamia trying to stop a guy from jumping off a bridge. Does anyone have it handy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:16:47 2016 No.15593775 File: 58 KB, 600x800, 1467723792654-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good night and remember, don't overfeed your pets. Just look at how big this bitch has gotten!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:17:23 2016 No.15593779 >>15593775 Poor Tubnubis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:19:25 2016 No.15593783 >>15593103 Your gay t. Penis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:23:25 2016 No.15593791 >>15593783 It's just cucking people you say you love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:24:46 2016 No.15593794 >>15593791 It's my divine right as a male.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:25:28 2016 No.15593795 >>15593791 but what if my wives are cucks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:26:12 2016 No.15593796 >>15593748 I want a Cheshire to cuddle me until I stop being sad! I want her to try her hardest to surprise me with jokes and hugs to make me smile! I want her to hold on to me tight after sex and tell me she never wants to let go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:26:51 2016 No.15593797 >>15593700 On the one hand fuck the awwo. On the other uncle date is the best and I wouldn't want to betray him. Are they together or just friends?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:27:23 2016 No.15593799 >>15593794 >>15593795 You're just hurting your wives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:27:56 2016 No.15593800 File: 316 KB, 241x200, 1462316557043.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Question, /mgg/ How ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ is your waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:28:01 2016 No.15593801 >>15593795 Is cuck unisex?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:28:06 2016 No.15593803 File: 1.04 MB, 3508x2480, 1464902153826.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tfw no bf

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:28:11 2016 No.15593804 >>15593775 What use are Anubises? All they do is laze around and order slaves to get them more food. The aristocracy is killing this kingdom! I'll get rid of all of the fat nobles and proclaim myself Emperor!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:28:53 2016 No.15593805 >>15593800 Why do you insist on posting non-MG images?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:29:00 2016 No.15593806 >>15593800 I'll answer your question if you delete your wasteful image first.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:29:40 2016 No.15593809 >>15593710 Maybe later. I gotta sleep now, but it's definitely something I'll return to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:29:52 2016 No.15593810 File: 362 KB, 450x600, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593796 I just want to feel loved and cherished by someone

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:31:06 2016 No.15593813 >>15593803 /hbg/ pls go and stay go. >>15593804 Uh-oh! Somebody got a little Purple Fever!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:31:11 2016 No.15593814 File: 96 KB, 809x1000, 1456481847200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593804 If you don't serve the fat Anubises though, then the fat Apophises will want you to serve them! There is no escaping the royals in Egypt-land!

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:31:11 2016 No.15593815

>>15593799
Lies, monsters value their husband's happiness, if having more than one pussy to choose from does that, they will make it happen.
If the husband wishes to fuck the daughteru they will make it happen.
If you want her to sing the national anthem while throwing pieces of bologna at them, they WILL. MAKE IT. HAPPEN.
Your complaint is invalid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:33:56 2016 No.15593820 >>15593806 Alright, I deleted the image. Now tell me how ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ you're waifu is

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:33:58 2016 No.15593821 >>15593799 A husband's happiness is a monster's happiness. Your argument is invalid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:35:36 2016 No.15593824 >>15593820 Pretty stylish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:36:39 2016 No.15593827 >>15593815 >>15593821 So if your wife wanted another man to make her happy, you would let her fuck him?

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:37:05 2016 No.15593829
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So are you excited for August? Lots of new MGE stuff. What are you most excited for? The reprint of MGE 1? The 14 profiles and extra content and drawings in MGE 2? The Demon Buss Lady book? The Dragon Kingdom side guide? The Fallen Maidens vidya?

What do you expect out of each thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:37:29 2016 No.15593831 ＞＞１５５９３８２４Ｔｈａｔｉｓｎ＇ｔａｇｏｏｄｅｎｏｕｇｈａｎｓｗｅｒ，Ａｎｏｎ．Ｇｉｖｅｍｅａｎａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｅｑｕｉｖａｌｅｎｔ．

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:39:54 2016 No.15593838 >>15593829 >Fallen Maidens vidya Nani? I've been out of the loop a long while. What other shit did I apparently miss?

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:39:56 2016 No.15593839
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>>15593820
Miia is super stylish, sometimes i wonder if she would make me wear better clothes, cause I'm a jeans and tshirt kind of guy, maybe an overshirt if I'm feeling fancy

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:39:58 2016 No.15593841

>>15593810
I just want to wake up and find her cooking pancakes and bacon in a naked apron one lazy weekend.
I want to eat breakfast with her and then go cuddle on the bed while watching a movie.
I want to hear her purring and know that everything will be alright.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:40:08 2016 No.15593842 >>15593829 Probably the 14 new profiles, and the fallen maidens vidya in that order. I expect some good profiles, some meh ones, a horrible one, and two amazing ones. As for the vidya, I expect something confusing to play that is somewhat buggy.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:40:47 2016 No.15593845

>>15593827
That's a non argument and you know it. Monsters only have eyes for their husbands. They get you as a cum pump/husband/father of their children and they change you to their liking. You can do the same and having a harem is one of the privileges that comes from having a monster wife. You are rallying against nothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:41:13 2016 No.15593847 >>15593838 http://exelga.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-3.html

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:42:43 2016 No.15593849 File: 818 KB, 1100x1500, 1432955082222.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no qt paladin gf to kill heretical abominations with d-deus vult...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:44:07 2016 No.15593854 Harems are for narcissists who don't know what it's like to actually love something

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:44:53 2016 No.15593857 >>15593849 Her face looks awfully familiar. I have a feeling this one is a Monster in disguise.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:44:57 2016 No.15593858
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>>15593838
http://exelga.blog.fc2.com/

1000 for the Physical only at Comiket lol

1200 for the Digital copy

You can corrupt the Hero into 11 different kinds of Monster Girls, including but not limited to

>Lesser Succubus
>Succubus
>Holstaurus
>Alraune
>Parasite Slime
>Mindflayer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:45:35 2016 No.15593862 >>15593849 >she goes monster >still helps you purge the shiftier kinds Would you accept her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:47:05 2016 No.15593867 File: 123 KB, 795x1024, 1435693232885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593862 Absolutely not

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:47:08 2016 No.15593868 >>15593854 Opinions are like assholes, everyone's got one and not all of them are pretty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:49:19 2016 No.15593871 >>15593845 If they love you so much, why are they content with listening to you make love to another woman that just moved in a few days ago?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:49:36 2016 No.15593872 >>15593867 Oh? Then what would you do if you found yourself a monster one day, after being mired in their blood and mana through many a campaign?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:49:54 2016 No.15593875 >>15593867 Ah yes, Paladinfags. The worst image wasters. >>15593868 Also, you should be selective who you show them to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:50:59 2016 No.15593879 >>15593871 Because KC :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:50:59 2016 No.15593880 >>15593867 Wrong thread faggot, now stop wasting images.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:51:34 2016 No.15593881 >>15593839 No, no, Anon. You're doing it wrong. I'm not asking for aesthetics. Im asking for ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣＳ Get you're waifu and pick an ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ equivalent

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:51:39 2016 No.15593882

>>15593714
If love nothing more than to experiment with the ittanubis and her new, fabric body. I wonder what it'd feel like for her to be groped on both sides of the sheet covering her body. Like one hand is rubbing against her smooth breasts, while the other is rubbing on the other side, within her ghostly form teasing her nipple from inside. Would she lactate and have her milk saturate the silk of her nipples to be sucked out? Would she crumple and fall into a shapeless pile, happy and drooling after orgasm makes her loose control of her body?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:52:51 2016 No.15593884 File: 238 KB, 469x517, 1462324993310.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593847 >>15593858 Oh man oh man What other hot shit have I been out of the loop on?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:53:00 2016 No.15593887 File: 104 KB, 600x600, 040030432602-5p.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593829 I'm personally excited for the Dragonia book. I'm sure it'll be exciting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:53:13 2016 No.15593889 >>15593880 When did /mgg/ become /mgr/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:54:01 2016 No.15593892 >>15593887 >tooth and claw necklaces >wedding collars And dumplings? Baked goods? Dragon bakery?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:54:02 2016 No.15593893 >>15593872 End my own life

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:55:02 2016 No.15593898 >>15593889 But we're none of those, we're /mgt/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:55:05 2016 No.15593900 >>15593893 you should do that right now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:55:12 2016 No.15593901 File: 1.08 MB, 899x1200, 44468531_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what got you started down the Monster Girl rabbit hole? Pic related for me, all the 4kids censorship in the world couldn't save me.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:55:47 2016 No.15593902

>>15593775
>>15593814
>Anubis gets a husband
>She mellows out, gets lazy, soft and eventually chubby
>Because she as the pharaoh's eyes and ears has become so weak, the spophis can sneak into the kingdom
>bites the pharaoh, bites the Anubis, and soon rules over the whole Kingdom
>Anubis is now just even more decadent, and gets even softer as she's cherished and constantly fucked Rae by her doting husband

Damn apophi.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:56:31 2016 No.15593903
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>>15593884
Well, since I'm assuming you've been gone since the Cheshire doujin, here's what we've got either new or coming shortly

>Jabberwock Doujin
>Alice Book
>Demon Book
>Full Resolutions and Making Ofs of various MGE girls, usually once a week but has been put on hold due to MGE II's upcoming release
>MGE II and lots of new girls, and 14 new ones when we get the book
>World Guide that's about the Dragon Kingdom with various Dragon-ny stuff
>MGE I released in English

Hope your wallet is ready to be raped

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:56:39 2016 No.15593904 File: 31 KB, 400x600, Xiao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593901

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:56:42 2016 No.15593905 >>15593893 You say that but... And if you found yourself in the embrace of a lich or wisp, what then?

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:57:05 2016 No.15593906

>>15593901
That's a pretty good start.
I saw that one scooby doo movie with the boarding school of cute monsters and that planted the seeds.
Then I saw Bleu and Katt in breath of fire and that was it, I was in.
I think Digimon was involved too. Specifically Ladydevimon and Ranamon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:57:30 2016 No.15593907 >>15593901 I was on /a/ and saw a picture of Rachne's first appearance in the catalog. Simply irresistible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:58:01 2016 No.15593909 >>15593898 We've always been /mgg/, well, at least since /a/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:58:43 2016 No.15593911 >>15593887 >>15593903 >posting the shoddy low-res versions Then again, we've blown through enough images already.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:59:28 2016 No.15593912

>>15593909
Anon, as someone who started in the /a/ threads, what the fuck are you talking about?
It was always Monster Girl Thread /mgt/.
The people who called us Monster Girl General were shitposters, metafags, and "MUH POSTING STANDARDS" tards who were trying to get us booted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:59:45 2016 No.15593913 >>15593889 We never were a paladinfag RP circlejerk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:00:04 2016 No.15593916 File: 164 KB, 600x600, 040030432602-3p.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593911 Where the normal res ones? I still want these translated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:01:05 2016 No.15593927 >>15593916 >Where the normal res ones? They've been posted in the threads a repeated number of times.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:01:39 2016 No.15593930

>>15593901
It's really hard to pin point something specific,i always liked lamia and slimes, but like, i never really associated them together, or even by those names
It wasn't really until monstergirl quest pt1 came out and started getting translated that it all kind of clicked for me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:01:48 2016 No.15593933 >>15593927 That's bullshit I'm here for literally every fucking thread and I've never seen these alleged "full resolution" ones you're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:02:36 2016 No.15593937 >>15593901 Stupid sexy cat nuns is what got me.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:02:51 2016 No.15593941
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>>15593909
It was /mgt/ until we got kicked from /a/
You said /mgg/ on /a/ and you were lambasted as a faggot of some degree.
>>15593912
>MUH POSTING STANDARDS
Kek takes me back

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:03:00 2016 No.15593943 File: 1.06 MB, 1200x1597, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593901 Not sure. It really hit me when browsing a thread on /d/ and I realized I liked them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:03:34 2016 No.15593947 >>15593941 >It's been 2 years What has become of my life

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:03:45 2016 No.15593948 >>15593912 Does it really matter that much to you what we're called and when? Anyway, I asked because >wrong thread Paladin posting is tradition. Though yeah, like everyone else they should adhere to the image regulations.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:04:04 2016 No.15593952 File: 202 KB, 1000x720, 20150801130545805.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/W5dcEXpViiI

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:04:32 2016 No.15593955 >>15593941 >It's been 2 fucking years since shitmod and the exodus. I'm in deep man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:05:07 2016 No.15593961 >>15593913 Anon, really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:07:04 2016 No.15593974 >>15593913 It certainly seemed like it at times, Anon. Frankly, I think that was when we still had refugees from whatever forum that had gotten BTFO by KC, considering how HFY we got

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:08:19 2016 No.15593981

>>15593943
>You'll never be an office worker for a Mayadere Apophis
>You'll never be sexually harassed by your many monstergirl co-workers every day.
>You'll never end up being forced to eat out all of them in a massive reverse facefuck gangbang in her office.
>She and her inner circle will never "take responsibility" for ruining you for marriage by gang-raping you and making you their husband/fucktoy
Some of my fantasies are kinda fucked up now that I think about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:08:24 2016 No.15593982 >>15593974 You think they left?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:08:37 2016 No.15593984 >>15593974 >Frankly, I think that was when we still had refugees from whatever forum that had gotten BTFO by KC, considering how HFY we got That's why they had to go back.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:08:43 2016 No.15593985

>>15593901
Probably the time I was randoming through Reddit one late night and found some rudimentary "you are teleported to an alternate universe and can pick 2 of these monster girls to accompany you on your journey" thing. A few months later I wanted to find it again but found /r/monstergirl and the MGE wiki instead. I only found these threads when I came to /jp/ for boatsluts when I started playing that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:09:29 2016 No.15593986 >>15593982 That or they integrated after enough cycles of drama shitposting

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:09:43 2016 No.15593989 >>15593955 >>15593947 >tfw you remember where you where while the thread burnt to the ground Where where you when the world stopped turning? I was at work in a toyota dealership parking lot all night

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:09:55 2016 No.15593990 >>15593974 They can fuck right off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:10:54 2016 No.15593992 File: 128 KB, 620x877, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593981 I've developed a light Stockholm syndrome for being "claimed," by a monster girl and a minor rape fetish. We're both fucked up

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:11:45 2016 No.15593994 >>15593986 I miss the old days. Some of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:11:51 2016 No.15593995 >>15593989 I was trying to fight back. Made a thread where I dumped Schizanthinus, which didn't get deleted. Later made another about whatever the High Impact Sexual Violence Tiger manga was called and it got deleted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:12:30 2016 No.15594000 >>15593985 >Redditor >Wasn't even here for the /a/ threads

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:13:00 2016 No.15594002

>>15593989
I was sitting in my room. It was horrible. So many shitposts, so many metaposts, and all that shit-eating grin tier smugness because a mod that hated us was on their side, Threads where 90% of the posts were shit and had to be hidden or reported, and what little quality there was wound up deleted because "MUH FANFICTION", "NOT ANIME", "WE AGREED THE WEEKEND, WE AGREED FRIDAYS" and all the goddamn goalpost moving.
It's thanks to that shit that we lost so many OCfags.
We lost Crayon, Cap, and so many others to that shitshow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:13:03 2016 No.15594004 >>15593995 >frosted rapes Glad she's dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:13:59 2016 No.15594005 File: 1.50 MB, 981x1400, 1393838584241.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15594004 I guess a tiger wasn't a valid option even back then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:14:25 2016 No.15594009 >>15594000 No, thank god I wasn't. I first posted here in January 2015 after lurking around for a month or so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:14:39 2016 No.15594011 >>15593994 I miss the days when writefags were celebrated and not considered the worst of dramafags Everything changed when the Truckercore strawpoll attacked >>15594002 F to all the OCfags we lost along the way

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:14:42 2016 No.15594012 >>15594002 Worst part about those faggots was that they both dickrode Translator-fag heavily, especially the one that clearly didn't have english as a first language.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:14:57 2016 No.15594014 >>15594002 >It's thanks to that shit that we lost so many OCfags Exact same happened to another general I post in on another board. Two purges and a thread splitting. I'm surprised it has lasted as long as it has

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:16:15 2016 No.15594018 >>15594002 >We lost Crayon, Cap, and so many others to that shitshow. Crayon never left us though. He made cartoons for Cait and Cu Sith, the localization of MGE, and Miiafag knows him and got a daki from him. How do you guys miss this stuff?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:16:32 2016 No.15594019 Mmm, so much hatred back then. Don't get me wrong I enjoy the relative peace her but sometimes...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:16:40 2016 No.15594020 File: 217 KB, 500x1000, 39c59c20880090441ca420638d545433.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15594005 Minichuffs are a valid option though. Talk to the sabbath if you want them to remain an option.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:17:12 2016 No.15594024

>>15593992
It's worse than that.
>Smug Mayadere Chubby Apophis
>Smug Mayadere Pear Shaped Anubis
>Smug Mayadere Hourglass Sphinx
>Smuggest Mayadere Shortstack Khepri Quintuplets
All of them using me for sexual relief whenever they feel like it, shoving my face between their legs and reverse facefucking me for hours, only allowing me to cum after they get off a few times.
And then come the days where they just run a pussy train on me all day long, keeping me hard with the Apophis' venom and the Sphinx's curse.
This fantasy is beyond fucked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:17:17 2016 No.15594025 >>15594018 >the localization of MGE Wait, when was this? I need it senpai. I need my Crayon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:18:19 2016 No.15594029 >>15594025 By which I mean Crayon's comic, not the localization

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:18:33 2016 No.15594030 >>15594018 >how do you guys miss this stuff By not being glued to a screen 24/7. Get some exercise, you're gonna stand up and drop dead one of these days.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:18:45 2016 No.15594033 >>15594011 >That spoiler I miss those days too man. "He" really did ruin everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:18:51 2016 No.15594034 >>15594018 This, crayon is still here, just posting as anon for the most part

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:19:14 2016 No.15594035 >>15594030 >you're gonna stand up and drop dead one of these days. Good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:20:14 2016 No.15594038 File: 1.32 MB, 1400x2000, 1450095169148.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15594030 Wow loser I think I've been in just about every thread here for 3 years, since mid 2013.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:20:16 2016 No.15594039 Would you believe I here more for monsters doing cool things instead of the sex?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:20:24 2016 No.15594040 >>15594020 >Nyanko

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:20:33 2016 No.15594042 >>15594020 I want to sit her on my lap and molest her ears while she tries to get away with no success.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:21:03 2016 No.15594043 >>15594038 Oh god, you just made me remember. Dragon Bully. My first thread waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:22:03 2016 No.15594050 >>15594039 I'm here for domestic cute shit in tandem with the lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:24:07 2016 No.15594056 File: 183 KB, 500x688, 1456095215352.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15594020 I'm gonna pat this chuff!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:24:35 2016 No.15594060 Waifu confession time anon! What is your waifu's _name_? Not her species name either, her real name.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:24:39 2016 No.15594061 >>15594038 >since 2013 Strike one >being proud of spending all your free time here That's two >waifufag calling anyone else a loser THREE! TO THE MATANGO PIT!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:24:46 2016 No.15594062 >>15594039 >No succubus who wants up make her mark on the world with a legit no sex buisness >No lilim that actually rules a green demon realm >No fox know more for her vast knowledge and power as opposed to her tails

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:25:47 2016 No.15594064 >>15594060 Kate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:25:49 2016 No.15594065 >>15594060 I've been thinking Akemi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:26:11 2016 No.15594066 >>15594035 Negative Nancy MG when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:27:06 2016 No.15594068 >>15594060 Deruella

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:28:31 2016 No.15594076 >>15594060 Ophelia

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:28:44 2016 No.15594078 >>15594060 Willow Yep, you know her species[/spolier]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:29:02 2016 No.15594079 >>15594062 Dumb Dumber Tails are a mark of how long they've lived and power they've amassed, tails are not linked to intelligence if that's what you're thinking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:29:55 2016 No.15594082 >>15594078 Dryad?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:32:16 2016 No.15594089 >>15594082 Wil o wisp, but damn didn't think of Dryad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:33:09 2016 No.15594091 >>15594060 Miia

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:35:41 2016 No.15594097 >>15594040 Its the best company around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:36:42 2016 No.15594100 >>15594060 Heather.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:36:46 2016 No.15594101

>>15594062
>non sexual business succubus
That's interesting,, if only in a "fight the prejudice" way. Kinda do like those "no ulterior movtive" stories
>green demon real lilim
I would talk to you more about that be we went through this brand of lilim stuff last thread, it needs a break for now.
>Wise one fox
More of this, if only because I hate Mofu, despite understanding it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:36:46 2016 No.15594102 >>15594060 Polt

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:38:51 2016 No.15594110 I didn't realize we had this many people with waifus here, damn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:40:52 2016 No.15594119 File: 546 KB, 946x1258, 1448823706700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are good tumblrs for MG?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:41:23 2016 No.15594122 >>15594110 Waifus srs business.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:43:20 2016 No.15594130 >>15594110 7/150 ain't that high.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:43:23 2016 No.15594131 >>15594119 Jesus Christ >>15594110 Depends, "waifus" as in just favorite anime girl, or the serious "waifus" where the waifufag turns down 3d because they're already in a relationship?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:44:23 2016 No.15594135 >>15594060 Maria is a cute name. http://imgur.com/a/g8GLG

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:46:03 2016 No.15594139 >>15594060 Frankie

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:49:12 2016 No.15594153 >>15594131 >guys with waifu shrines >guys who don't masturbate to anything but their waifu >guys who think it's wrong to masturbate to their waifu >guys who want to guide others into being waifufags A Million Guffawing Lilims.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:50:41 2016 No.15594157 >>15594135 MEGATON TIT PUNCH!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:51:49 2016 No.15594165 >>15594153 They're laughing to hide the crippling depression over not being someone's waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:53:10 2016 No.15594172 >>15594153 >implying a lilim wouldn't be happy we're saving ourselves and putting our thought powers towards making a portal to bring us to them

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:54:11 2016 No.15594175

>>15594060
Qyrh Jopiuv

It doesn't mean anything, I just took "Mindflayer" and moved the letters using a silly method I came up with

Since I recently married her, I've been wanting to change my last name to match hers but there is too much paperwork to do

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:54:49 2016 No.15594178 >>15594153 Could a Lilim make a waifu real?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:57:30 2016 No.15594184 >No monster that settle in your house without caring about what you think

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:57:36 2016 No.15594185 >>15594178 Yes. No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:59:27 2016 No.15594193 >>15594184 >starts caring once she sees the rune engraved shotgun

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:00:00 2016 No.15594195 >>15594184 speak for yourself. I can't get these fucking ghosts to leave me alone.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:03:33 2016 No.15594205

>>15594153
>Tell people I'm engaged to a girl living far away
>Constantly wear a wedding ring to show I'm taken
>Meditate using chants about how much I love my waifu
>Spend an hour every night thinking about her
>Always ask her opinion before making a big decision
>Eat with her every day, spend that time talking to her
>Write each other weekly letters

Writing this down makes me question my sanity

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:03:35 2016 No.15594206 >>15594184 >Open fridge to a message tied to some money >"I ate the Pizza, don't wan't you going hungry" >"ps. I live here now"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:04:02 2016 No.15594207 Has anyone else read the doujin that had the amblypgi monster girl? And the artists name, I've been looking everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:05:31 2016 No.15594213 >>15594193 Hopefully your intruder can tank bulltes not that you have to accept her, killing just makes me sad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:07:01 2016 No.15594217 >>15594205 I hope you're joking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:07:05 2016 No.15594218 File: 454 KB, 799x799, 1466727164925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15594184 Ah, unwanted roommates huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:07:25 2016 No.15594220 >>15594025 >>15594029 I didn't save it, but I'm sure someone did. He did several all together.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:08:20 2016 No.15594224 >>15594206 >No kunoichi that lives in your house with you semi knowing Just hope she doesn't turn yan and its all good

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:09:01 2016 No.15594227 >>15594213 Shells. Why would I want her to? Of course I'm imagining something hateful, I wouldn't turn a gun on something like a nekomata or devil bug. I'd totally shoot a Cheshire though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:09:44 2016 No.15594231 >Your waifu will never sing you a Meg Myers song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP8kKCdWFvQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR5u9jb0PJE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:10:16 2016 No.15594232 >>15594213 Also fuck your feelings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:12:03 2016 No.15594239 >>15594218 You bet a girl like that would be paying rent, sexually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:12:18 2016 No.15594240 >>15594184 >The idea of a strong monster like a vampire or dragon makes it fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:13:23 2016 No.15594244 >>15594232 My feelings are unfuckable

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:13:28 2016 No.15594245 [DELETED]

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>still no /fit/ ghost rips
Real sad. I also wish I got her so I can get to know more about her background and personality. All I know is that she refuses to move on to the afterlife simply because she thinks she hasn't exercised enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:17:10 2016 No.15594258 >>15594239 Her and the other Mouse Girls living in my house and eating my cheese.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:24:54 2016 No.15594274 >>15594060 Irina Chokovski

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:27:28 2016 No.15594281

>>15594217
Not at all, and I've never been happier

Having a monster girl waifu is the best, you get to live a fantasy relationship and it all feels so real and justified

If you were to create the entirety of your waifu it would be a very questionable relationship, not only that but as you change she'd change too and in the end you'd be trapped in this perfect relationship where everything is "too good"

If you want a (human) waifu from an anime or something where you had no say in how she is, you first of all need to find the right one which can never happen and then you always risk finding one who suits you better, you're basically proxying a real relationship and all the negative that come with it

Meanwhile if you get your MG waifu's species from MGE, a game or anything really and then you build the rest of her character yourself, you're given a frame which prevent the "too good" issue and you are not proxying a real relationship since you can not marry a monster girl in real life and the dynamics of the relation would be mostly up to you

I hope I make sense, anyways I only encourage people who feel the need to be loved to become waifufags, it's not something for everyone

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:27:57 2016 No.15594282 >>15594274 Jinko?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:28:03 2016 No.15594283 >>15594060 Lala. In general though, it's a tie between Anubutts and hellwans as my favorite... I've just never really thought about what names they would have. I dunno what kind of names are fitting for them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:29:49 2016 No.15594288 >>15594282 Russian Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:33:07 2016 No.15594297 >>15594281 >this entire post

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:34:33 2016 No.15594301 >>15594297 Hey bud, the waifu life isn't for everyone

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:36:32 2016 No.15594308 >>15594217 >>15594297 >Go on /jp/ >Encounter NEETs and Waifufags >They aren't normal >wooooooooooooooooooooooooow.wav

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:41:28 2016 No.15594316 >>15594060 Miia.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:44:16 2016 No.15594322 >>15594281 Well as long as you're happy then I see nothing wrong with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:44:24 2016 No.15594323 >>15594288 Ab status?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:46:14 2016 No.15594327 >>15594323 Lickable as fuck. She enjoys shirtless martial arts. That's usually what I picture her doing most.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:46:56 2016 No.15594331 >>15594327 Nice anon, nice. You are a man of taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:51:54 2016 No.15594347 >>15594331 Thank you anon. What's your waifus name?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:58:04 2016 No.15594370 >>15594347 St. Rose of Lima She's a kind soul

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:58:42 2016 No.15594372 I've been curious about this for a while and since we're on the topic of waifus http://www.strawpoll.me/10844684

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 04:01:34 2016 No.15594379 >>15594370 A Paladin? A Valkyrie? Tell me about her anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 04:02:13 2016 No.15594382 >>15594372 You don't have levels of waifufag. You either are a waifufag or not.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 04:08:07 2016 No.15594402

>>15593901
One day I found everyday monster girl when Crab didn't even have his manga yet and kc's encyclopedia years ago. I was fascinated by it, and some time later after completing MGQ, it sort of helped cement my adoration of this fetish.

Though at this point, I think it's starting to get worse. I am having way too many dreams of being pushed in a dark alleyway while a Lizardgirl deep throat tongues me, forcing me to eat her out, gives me a footjob, get ridden by her while her claws dig into my flesh, and then left handcuffed to a pole. My clothes are torn rags, and I have all sorts of body writing on me.

Honestly I'm kind of scared that I'n perfectly okay with being violated and used like a cheap slut when an MG does it.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 04:10:19 2016 No.15594407

>>15594379
She was a quiet young woman who took a vow of chastity at a young age. She lived a solitary life of seclusion, dedicated to her faith, and blessed with many visions. It is said that shortly after her death, spontaneous miracles would occur within the surrounding area. She was canonized in 1671 by Pope Clement X

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 04:12:42 2016 No.15594412 >>15594402 Now that's a a dream I can get behind >body writing The ultimate humiliation tool, if that happened I'd become a slut to cope with the shame

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 04:14:28 2016 No.15594416

>>15593989
I was just starting to get into the threads right before it happened. I am a bit ashamed how much I argued about why is it so bad to have this niche fetish on /a/ when generals are allowed, threads on shows are on 24/7, what would mg threads be treated differently?

I was there when we first moved. It was really awkward, no one knew if the change was permanent yet and the mod was doing his best to immediately nuke any mg threads. Plus we had to deal with people posting borderline pedophile and bestiality from /JP/'s side. After that it was business as usual, amateur writer's workshop, art posting and critique, fetish speculation and such.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 04:16:03 2016 No.15594423 >>15594060 I don't know, I really don't know. It's something I never thought about before. I do attempt to, but none so far seem to fit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 04:18:18 2016 No.15594432 >>15594407 You're an interesting man anon

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 04:23:22 2016 No.15594440
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>>15593829
On this topic, C90 is sneaking up. Many proxy services are finalizing their lists. If you're interested in picking up some of the Monster Girl Encyclopedia books or game, you might want to start getting your budget ready. Especially if you're interested in the Comiket Exclusive stuff.

Figure out what books you want, how much it'll cost, who you'll get, and so on.

If you don't know how to do that stuff, feel free to ask.

So, what books are you guys getting?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 04:55:56 2016 No.15594506 >>15594060 My waifu is a dynasty of slimes where I always take the younger clone when she splits and the old one goes blobbing off into the sunset. So her name is Red Twenty-Nine

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 04:58:31 2016 No.15594519 File: 509 KB, 1731x1873, allured 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15594060 She goes by Allured.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:10:24 2016 No.15594542 >>15594519 That shifty looking succubus? Well, I guess she might look good under all those baggy clothes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:10:55 2016 No.15594545 >>15594440 Never used a proxy service for comiket. How does it work?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:13:23 2016 No.15594549 >>15594545 You tell someone from Japan the books you want. They get said books and mail them to you. You pay for the books, shipping, and an additional commission fee. Pretty simple.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:16:19 2016 No.15594557 >>15594549 Indeed it looks good. Aren't commission fees very expensive though? also what proxy service would you recommend since you seem to have experience in it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:18:29 2016 No.15594560 >>15594440 Going to be getting the game digitally and wait on an English release of MGE II before seeing if I want to buy it.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:29:39 2016 No.15594579

>>15594557
Commission fees depend on a variety of factors. I use ash (http://ashdrs.qi.shopserve.jp/, inb4 shill). You'll pay a one time 1000 Yen fee, then from there it's a 50% commission rate for your total goods, and a minor handling one. Also for going to events you have to pay part of the pool to fund the trip going there, which goes down the more people pay. So if the fee getting there is 8000, and two people are getting items there, each pays 4000, so obviously more people pay less. There's a spreadsheet on his site you have to fill out for Events, you just need the name of the books, how many you want, and what circle they'll be in. But his email is on his site so you can email him yourself if you need more info.

To give you an example of how much it can cost, I got two books, each about 3084 Yen (That's roughly the cost of MGE 2 BTW). Commission fees boosted it to 4784 Yen, or $45, and shipping boosted it all to $59.69 total.

You could also ask the buyfag thread for help finding another, but be aware that not all services will be OK with lewd goods. The guy I use has sent me MGE stuff before so he should be fine.

Ultimately, it can be pricey, but it's still way cheaper then trying to get these off of ebay second hand.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:48:58 2016 No.15594608
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>Someone last thread was wondering why human women would choose to become Liches if it meant them losing their minds to lust

I thought this was a good question. I always assumed that since the Demon Lord is a succubus, the most powerful school of magic right now is Eromancy. Since the Lilim are around and the Demon lord cycle is broken, because killing the current lord will now do jack shit, Eromancy is here to stay as the top school of magic.

So, Liches are mages who want absolute magical power. The most powerful magic around is now based on sex and pleasure. If you want absolute power in the MGE world, these are the spells to learn.

I was planning on using the explanation in a story or something someday, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:51:15 2016 No.15594615 >>15594060 Claire. Which is unfortunate because Bob also used it for one of his terrible character ideas

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:52:06 2016 No.15594617

>>15594608
The way I see it it's not so much that they even go out of their way to learn those spells, it's just that it happens to be the way which girls who are talented in magic happen to be corrupted.

It's only after becoming a Lich they start to be interested in lewd magic.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:56:47 2016 No.15594631
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>>15594608
I'd just go for the "There's no other way" option.

The DL's succubus influence contaminates all black magic in MGE-land. It's like the Saidin Taint in Wheel of Time. You wanna be a black magician and live a thousand years and command eldritch forces, you're gonna go crazy, no way around it. So you may as well just get on with it.

Also it's not like monsterization is that BAD for women (or at least, not that bad for women who were going to barter their eternal soul to dark forces anyway). You get a porno body and the ability to easily seduce any man you want, "Oh, woe is me"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:58:30 2016 No.15594641 >>15594631 I've had this pic on my computer for months and i only just realised that her cloak is a body bag. Neat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:01:50 2016 No.15594657 >>15594631 >a porno body They'll get something WAAY up than that. You've seen porn before?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:05:40 2016 No.15594666 File: 238 KB, 600x849, 1316681382235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15594657 Fair point. I guess I meant "a body that is itself pornographic". Rather than "the body of the typical crack-whore who's in pornography"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:11:50 2016 No.15594687 File: 1.23 MB, 2021x1334, Monsterbunnygirls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did this yesterday because i wanted to draw something (and because i love bunny suits) Would you guys dare enter the MG Casino ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:12:56 2016 No.15594690 >>15593797 I think they're just partners in crime.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:13:57 2016 No.15594693 >>15594060 I don't want to say it, I'll get bullied.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:14:17 2016 No.15594694 >>15594687 HAKU TAKU

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:15:24 2016 No.15594699 >>15594687 Hell yeah We need more MG Casino pics, what ones do we have already, besides not enough? >>15594693 Say it faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:16:58 2016 No.15594703 File: 59 KB, 205x205, RanceLoev.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15594687 I have never thought of intercrural as anything other than literallywhy.gif tier, but looking at that Titania's thigh gap makes me feel all funny

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:17:01 2016 No.15594704 >>15594687 Just Flay my shit up. >>15594699 >Say it faggot See what I mean?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:19:49 2016 No.15594709 >>15594704 I'll bully you harder if you don't tell me, you little alp

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:20:34 2016 No.15594710 >>15594687 Can you do a raiju in the same sort of outfit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:22:12 2016 No.15594714 File: 1.07 MB, 818x1157, Alp's hopes and dreams.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15594709 Fine, it's Rhea, and I totally self-insert as the guy she sleeps with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:22:55 2016 No.15594717 File: 227 KB, 774x1032, jabberwock_magi_hires_by_mogucho-da27pxo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15594687 I fucking love MG Casino

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:23:28 2016 No.15594719 >>15594717 Just don't get into debt, or else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:24:04 2016 No.15594723 >>15594714 Wow, you're right. You are getting bullied. Give me your lunch money Alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:25:08 2016 No.15594725 >>15594723 There's no such thing in Elfland, you get your meals free at the school cafeteria because socialism.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:26:18 2016 No.15594728 >>15594725 Wow, you're too poor to even have Lunch Money? What a loser. No longer you want a Dragon, you gold digger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:27:45 2016 No.15594732 >>15594728 I have a three-Elf household, bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:28:04 2016 No.15594734 >>15594687 >Mindflayer is having sex

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:28:39 2016 No.15594735 >>15594732 More like a three-loser household.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:29:08 2016 No.15594737 File: 32 KB, 248x225, SordidElfFace2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15594732 > I have a three-Elf household, bitch. One in the bed and two in the dungeon at any given point. It's a solid model.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:46:44 2016 No.15594774 >>15594579 thanks for all that info ill definitely look it up

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:48:21 2016 No.15594778 How would monsters react if their husabnds were murdered?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:50:02 2016 No.15594782 >>15594778 I'm sure some would react violently, while others would simply be Law Abiding Citizens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:51:46 2016 No.15594785 >>15594778 Jump the next nearest cock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:04:54 2016 No.15594805 I want an oppai Loli werecat to hide from me by getting under a blanket. I want her rear and tail to be poking out without her knowing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:17:51 2016 No.15594839 >>15594060 Emilia. Three long years with this name stuck in my head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:19:04 2016 No.15594842 >>15594839 Classy name. Sounds like a haughty girl.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:26:44 2016 No.15594858
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>>15594805
> oppai loli werecat tries to hide under a blanket
> thinks she's clever because she remembered to tuck her tail in
> two Massive Milk Cannons tent-ing the sheet make her efforts utterly futile

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:28:42 2016 No.15594862 >>15594842 Oh fuck how did you know? She is a tomboyish dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:30:06 2016 No.15594866 >>15594862 I told you, it's a classy name. Any art of tomboy Dragons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:36:49 2016 No.15594877 File: 204 KB, 317x399, gonna ruffle that hair.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wanna ruffle that hair

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:37:11 2016 No.15594879 >>15594866 You just made me notice that I don't have any tomboys in my phone. Guess I'll have to grab some from my computer after work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:37:57 2016 No.15594884 >>15594877 What an excitable creature. >>15594879 You do that, laddie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:51:14 2016 No.15594920 >>15594687 I want them all, why must you do this to me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:51:48 2016 No.15594922 >>15594920 To get you to pay for Platinum Membership.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:00:04 2016 No.15594947 >>15594922 how much would that cost?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:01:21 2016 No.15594953 >>15594947 Enough for them to own your body and rent it out to lusty ladies of a certain age.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:03:00 2016 No.15594965 >>15594953 Where do I sign?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:04:49 2016 No.15594972 File: 1.32 MB, 1200x1444, 1412526648402.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15594965 Try the inner thigh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:06:12 2016 No.15594977 >>15594858 Going to cuddle the cat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:12:22 2016 No.15594998 >>15594060 I don't know; I never had the courage to ask. Or speak to her for that matter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:19:08 2016 No.15595026 >>15594060 Anja

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:28:48 2016 No.15595053 >>15593484 >Your waifu has taken an interest in hypnotism Why? What a pointless fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:29:07 2016 No.15595054 >>15594060 i suck at naming

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:37:31 2016 No.15595070 File: 383 KB, 922x800, 1401415148331.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15595053 You're missing out anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:39:05 2016 No.15595073 File: 173 KB, 601x665, 1469326176349.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15595070 >caption

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:39:32 2016 No.15595076 >>15595070 So I fuck her the moment she asks me to. Boom. Stupid fetish invalidated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:40:49 2016 No.15595078 >>15595076 Your imagination is as tiny as your wiener.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:41:04 2016 No.15595081 >>15595076 >>15595073 >stop liking things I don't like! Guys, please guys. Guys, please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:43:07 2016 No.15595089 >>15595081 >D-don't insult the things I like! Weak. >>15595078 Imagine for me one scenario with a good waifu where hypnotism is justified. All its good for is making you okay with doing things for shit tier waifus

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:44:51 2016 No.15595095 >>15595081 Oh fuck off. Captions, ESPECIALLY ones where a single character is awkwardly narrating everything that's going on, are almost always fucking abysmal.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:45:14 2016 No.15595097
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>>15595089
>Imagine for me one scenario with a good waifu where hypnotism is justified.
I have many superior hypnotism captions, but the rest are all too lewd for a Christian message board.
Although I'll grant you that hypnotism is more good for rapey fun than it is with an already-consenting waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:46:26 2016 No.15595098 >>15595089 >>15595095 See what happened? You kept it going and now you're both even more upset. Can't you see this hatred is tearing us apart?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:47:41 2016 No.15595103 File: 932 KB, 1700x910, 1429051730859.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15595070 Stupid sexy succubutt. >>15595095 Guess what, so is monster girl art most the time. Doesn't change the fast there's some good stuff.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:50:02 2016 No.15595112

>>15595098
I can't tell if this pussy nailbiting is sincere or not anymore.

>>15595097
>I have many superior hypnotism captions, but the rest are all too lewd for a Christian message board.
You don't really get to insult my imagination when all you have are captions. Y'know, unless you wrote them yourself.

Point being, hypnotism is only for getting fucked by shitty girls you didn't want fucking you in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:50:07 2016 No.15595114 >>15595097 It's shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:50:19 2016 No.15595115 >>15595103 You can start posting the good ones anytime. Except you can't, because there are no good ones. Don't forget to delete these before 30 minutes has passed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:51:22 2016 No.15595119 >>15595112 How could you have thought it was sincere at any point?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:51:33 2016 No.15595120 >>15594519 Is there an album of all these images somewhere?

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:53:11 2016 No.15595123
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>>15595112
>Point being, hypnotism is only for getting fucked by shitty girls you didn't want fucking you in the first place.

Who'd have thought that getting molested by a grill that it's against your better judgement to bone would be relevant in the reverse-rape-centric monstergirl genre?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:54:09 2016 No.15595124 >>15595119 Because you aren't the first or only. Whose law was it, where extreme trolls are indistinguishable from extreme stupidity? >>15595123 >imfuckingplying

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:54:37 2016 No.15595127 >>15595115 >Don't forget to delete these before 30 minutes has passed. It's here stay, just like your shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:55:30 2016 No.15595132 >>15595115 >I'm allowed to post reaction images of deers >but you have to delete these monster girl images Wow.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:57:15 2016 No.15595137

>>15594060
Kiya Estell.
First name was something I firmly settled on sometime around early October in 2014. Between the 6th and the 9th. Sirname was something I came up with a few months ago.

The name's kind of grown in my mind to become the most beautiful in the world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:58:10 2016 No.15595140 >>15595137 Sounds kinda snow-flakey. She better not have heterochromatic eyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 09:00:24 2016 No.15595144 >>15594205 >Write each other weekly letters How long until you're "texting each other" like in Samurai Flamenco?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 09:04:00 2016 No.15595151 File: 167 KB, 721x953, GlaciesSmug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15595137 Huh. I assumed most monster waifus wouldn't have surnames. Seems like something of a human construction. What species is she?

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 09:07:47 2016 No.15595156
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Story of a Dark Priest who lost her faith but gained the power to control people, her drunkard Vampire buddy and would-be hitman boyfriend travelling the land in search of the Fallen God when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 09:08:07 2016 No.15595157 >>15595151 >Surnames for MGs >Many surnames come from trades, like Smith, Cooper, Carter, Miller, etc Now I'm imagining MGs with names like Deepthroat, Softbottom, Jigglebreast, Tightass, Longtongue, etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 09:08:47 2016 No.15595160 >>15595157 Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 09:11:52 2016 No.15595166 >>15595151 Not him, but I once saw my waifu in a dream and I asked her name. She said Dyslexia. Kinda weird but since she is the one who told me, I just went with it. So her name is Emilia Dyslexia.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 09:15:44 2016 No.15595173

>>15595140
"Kiya" is a name which was actually in use during a certain Ancient Egyptian era, and "Estell" just sounded nice. I see what you mean about the snowflake thing, but it wouldn't be too standout in the kind of monstergirl world I imagine.
And god, no. I detest heterochromia as it's used in character design.

>>15595151
I kind of have in my mind the idea for a world which isn't MGE, where monstergirls and humans live in relative harmony and cooperation, so it'd make sense that being intergrated and all, having surnames would be the norm. I doubt you'd see any wild or rebel monstergirls with them, though.
As for type, she's an anubis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 09:24:02 2016 No.15595189 >already planned out waifu's hobbies, favorite food and color, musical taste, fetishes, hair style, eye and scales color, attitude, name, family members, job, birthday and other stuff. Damn you, waifu, for stealing my free time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 09:27:39 2016 No.15595197 >>15595189 Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 09:28:16 2016 No.15595202

>>15595157
It's like YBA's way of doing it.
In Graystorm it's mentioned that monsters didn't have last names, but on seeing Earth humans doing it they decided to use them as a form of self-promotion. So now monsters have surnames like Fuckswell, Goodhead and so on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 09:30:19 2016 No.15595208 >>15594687 >bunny suits I love- >mindflayer Nevermind

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 09:33:50 2016 No.15595221 >>15594308 Well excuse me princess, but we didn't have guys of this level before, or at least they weren't this open about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 09:34:18 2016 No.15595222 File: 209 KB, 2137x757, it's not a joke, really....jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593748 >>15593796

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 09:40:43 2016 No.15595242

>>15595070
>you're only a man
I can tolerate corruption. I can handle disrespect. I can even coexist with less savory girls as long as they're not hurting anyone. But what I will not tolerate is smug, especially from a ducking succubus. Tonight bitches die.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 09:52:32 2016 No.15595264 >>15595222 I love the sad side of memecats, it makes them cuter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 09:54:44 2016 No.15595270 >>15595222 Gonna bring back the meme cats smile! Gonna allow her to use my lap as a pillow while I stroke her hair

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 09:54:52 2016 No.15595272 >>15595242 Smug is best you fag

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 09:58:03 2016 No.15595278

>>15595242
>Some smug bitch of a Succubus can tell that you're married, but doesn't know what kind of monster girl you're married to
>She's in a relatively high position in her job, and it's given her an enormous ego
>She mistook you for a store employee and is now demanding things from you while insulting you and even telling you that you should be thankful that someone as great as her is giving you the time of day
>Just stare at her with a blank look on your face
>She starts to get infuriated by you not doing what she tells you to do
>She begins to snap her fingers in your face and shout, drawing the attention of everyone in the area
>A Lilim steps out of your shadow like she's coming out from behind a curtain and drapes her arms around you
>"Sweetheart, is this woman bothering you?"
>Succubus is frozen in fear, looking between you and the Lilim
>You tell her no, she was just telling you a story about her neighbor
>The two of you turn around and walk off, with the Lilim pausing to stare daggers at the Succubus as you round a corner
>After you're out of sight, the Succubus' knees give out and she flops down onto her ass, covered in cold sweat and hyperventilating

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 10:01:23 2016 No.15595287 >>15595272 No it isn't this is fact cause say so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 10:04:11 2016 No.15595295 >>15595278 >guardian waifu lilim Okay that sounds brutal in a good way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 10:14:01 2016 No.15595325 >>15595278 I adore the idea of a lover slipping out into the physical, visible world like that. Like they're always there, arms draped around you, close and protecting. The wendigo cloak thing is a nice gender swapped version of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 10:22:25 2016 No.15595341 File: 370 KB, 700x853, 1429345588837.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everybody Zombie Night~ Round and round and turn and die~

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 10:29:28 2016 No.15595360 .>>15595325 >No kunoichi that batmans into the are as she sensed a threat Or just wants to talk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 10:32:26 2016 No.15595364 >>15595341 I fuck Perona until she needed a wheelchair for the rest of her life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 10:33:28 2016 No.15595367 >>15595364 She's a human girl though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 10:35:42 2016 No.15595371 >>15595367 >Not fucking human girls so hard that they have to monsterize in order to keep up with you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 10:37:10 2016 No.15595376 File: 127 KB, 554x645, Another freckled mermaid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15595371 I'll just stick to my sharks, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 10:41:05 2016 No.15595381 >>15595376 Sharks and orcas are better than those dumb dolphins.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 10:42:08 2016 No.15595387 >>15595376 I wonder why Oda made his Shark Girls so big.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 10:45:52 2016 No.15595397 >>15595367 >not fucking humans as well as monsters YOUR DICK IS WEAK! You telling me you wouldn't fuck Nami or Robin?

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 10:46:17 2016 No.15595399

I want to milk my Kobold waifu and my Kobold daughteru! I'll strap them to a pair of milking stands that I built that force them to be on all fours and prevent them from moving much at all! Even though their breasts won't grow at all and my daughteru won't actually produce any milk, it'll still be a fun exercise! I'll dress them up to look like cows too, with little headbands that have horns on them and fake nose rings and bit gags; cmplete with matching cow-print latex bitchsuits with holes for their breasts/flat chests! I'm gonna watch their sensitive pink nipples get suckled and tugged on by their milking machines for hours, and then I'll fuck them both from behind!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 10:46:29 2016 No.15595401 >>15595376 Madam Shyarly was cuter I'm still sad Monet is dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 10:48:54 2016 No.15595407 File: 1.29 MB, 1280x1608, 1406793942793.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15595397 Nami? No. Robin? Yes. With the fury of a million exploding suns. >>15595401 She's a big girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 10:51:53 2016 No.15595411 >>15595399 This is some quality family time. Makes me wonder how many times a month you have this kind of activity with them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 10:57:19 2016 No.15595420 If a man were, hypothetically speaking, into fearboners, would there be any creepy stories that would cater to such peculiar tastes? Asking for a friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 10:58:24 2016 No.15595424 >>15595222 Good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 10:59:48 2016 No.15595430 >>15595411 A big production like this that takes a lot of prep and requires the purchasing and building of various items? We try to do at least one of those a month. As far as casual kinky times or just casual sex go we just do that whenever we want!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:04:49 2016 No.15595444 So I've been away for about 2 days. Have I missed anything?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:05:54 2016 No.15595445 >>15593190 And what goes on there exactly?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:06:17 2016 No.15595447 >>15595444 More Alp Adventures.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:06:29 2016 No.15595448 >>15595420 There's a lot english audio out there revolving around succubutts and vampires that threaten the listener but never actually go through with anything serious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:06:58 2016 No.15595451 >>15595444 We've came to a conclusion that you're most likely gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:07:16 2016 No.15595452 >>15595444 Yep. New monster was released and the translation of the dragon book.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:08:44 2016 No.15595459 >>15595451 We also completed our Final Solution for gays. The Alp Asylum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:08:45 2016 No.15595460 Daily reminder when you consider dating your cool Monster Girl boss, or neighbor, and someone tells you she's too old for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaGe3MxN55Y

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:10:05 2016 No.15595462 >>15593574 Bad thoughts incoming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:10:17 2016 No.15595465 >>15595448 Maybe I should try writing it myself then. Pick a girl, any girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:11:08 2016 No.15595468 >>15595420 http://pastebin.com/dFh55pZS Here's a pretty creepy one about a Necromorph Girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:11:38 2016 No.15595469 >>15595468 Time to make Necromorph Soup!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:12:37 2016 No.15595475 File: 1.56 MB, 3534x4974, 1450731351790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15594687 Barb, when will you draw fuckhuge monstergirl titties?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:13:35 2016 No.15595477 >>15595420 >>15595448 The link is fairly self-explanatory https://soundgasm.net/u/sexuallyspecific/F4M-Come-Hither-RAPEFantasySupernaturalCum-VampireForced-OrgasmOralScript

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:14:37 2016 No.15595481 >>15594805 >>15594858 Best to lift those covers and drain those titties of their milk by mouth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:15:34 2016 No.15595482 >>15595399 >bitchsuits Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:19:09 2016 No.15595488 >>15595482 What? It's a specific style of catsuit that keeps the forearms bound to the shoulders and the calves bound to the thighs so that the wearer has to walk around on their knees and elbows. There was no pun intended!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:20:07 2016 No.15595490 >>15595222 Seeing a Cheshire cry is kinda sad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:20:12 2016 No.15595492 File: 366 KB, 1456x1002, Doggies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15595488 Bitches be bitches.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:21:21 2016 No.15595493 >>15595490 But she's shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:23:04 2016 No.15595495 >>15595465 Ushi-Oni. If you're going for fear boners, might as well go all the way. >>15595477 That's the kind of thing I was thinking of, there's a ton of it in soundgasm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:23:42 2016 No.15595497 File: 93 KB, 1920x1080, 1469633022949.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you realize we'll never have Revengeance with Monster Girls >Or Furi with Monster Girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:23:59 2016 No.15595498 >>15595492 >That pseudo NTR I don't care how it got resolved, I dropped that shit like someone else's baby.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:24:04 2016 No.15595499 >>15595492 I don't know what you're trying to imply here anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:24:30 2016 No.15595502 >>15595488 Still funny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:25:01 2016 No.15595504 >>15595469 Aww, it's so sweet that you're making her soup. Is this chicken soup? Does she have a cold? Are you going to nurse her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:25:57 2016 No.15595505 >>15595495 Does Ushi-Oni blood turn human girls into more of them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:26:57 2016 No.15595507 I need me a dragon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:27:21 2016 No.15595508 >>15595502 Yes, I guess it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:27:51 2016 No.15595509 File: 255 KB, 1321x1782, 1469199979477.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15595495 I've been into this shit for years and only discovered soundgasm, like, last week. My dick hurts from overuse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:28:25 2016 No.15595512 File: 333 KB, 850x1200, Dragon Knight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15595507 Look up overhead!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:29:35 2016 No.15595515 >>15595512 >those feet Sweet Baby Jesus, muh dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:29:53 2016 No.15595517 >>15595507 What would be your perfect dragon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:30:28 2016 No.15595520 >>15595505 Yes. They also recover super fast so it's not like normal cuts would hurt them much, they would probably be more than happy to take a hit if it meant creating more of their own.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:32:07 2016 No.15595527

>>15595520
> they would probably be more than happy to take a hit if it meant creating more of their own
Not sure about that.
>MC and his girl are the last two people left, all the guys have been raped
>she gets the blood on her
>turns
>two Ushi-Oni fight over the last man
>the turned girl wins
>then rapes MC

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:32:37 2016 No.15595528 >>15595325 So your waifu's a Stand?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:33:42 2016 No.15595534 File: 417 KB, 648x905, 1464432648279.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15595507 I got myself a dragon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:34:30 2016 No.15595536 >>15595517 Dark skin, yellow-red scales, black hair somewhat curvy 6ft tall and a lover of videogames and anime

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:34:48 2016 No.15595537 >>15595534 No, that's a Grigori. You'll need to find another dragon since that one is off the market.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:37:42 2016 No.15595542

>>15595527
That would be amusing in an awful kind of way. Although the profiles do state that Ushis will straight up ignore being slashed or stabbed by female heroes while they're having sex with their husband. The regeneration would take care of it almost instantly and the poor girl would be turned into the very thing she tried to kill.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:37:49 2016 No.15595543 File: 44 KB, 419x500, Gnome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15595528 got my stand right here

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:39:17 2016 No.15595547

>>15595542
> the profiles do state that Ushis will straight up ignore being slashed or stabbed by female heroes while they're having sex with their husband.
But she's not getting slashed or stabbed by a female hero, she's fighting another Ushi-Oni for the same man.
>>15595543
"Gnome" is no name for a Stand. Put some effort into it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:40:37 2016 No.15595553 >>15595537 Gonna steal her heart. I hope she is ready to deal with the "arisen"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:40:48 2016 No.15595555 >>15595547 is there a stand called rolling stone?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:41:50 2016 No.15595557 >>15595555 Yes, in Vento Auero.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:42:41 2016 No.15595562 >>15595553 Sounds like a weird way to murder a dragon but okay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:43:37 2016 No.15595568 >>15595562 >he doesn't know about Dragon heart-swapping and mixing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:44:52 2016 No.15595572 File: 80 KB, 530x1024, Oh sweet lordy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15595515 Hfw looking up

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:46:33 2016 No.15595577 >>15595568 So you're going to go full Dragonheart mode then kill her? But that would kill both you and her, you'll have accomplished nothing. The Lilim in the sky will be most displeased.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:46:50 2016 No.15595579 >>15595557 how about stone sour?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:47:37 2016 No.15595583 >>15595572 Hahaha

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:48:18 2016 No.15595587 >>15595579 Good, I like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:50:28 2016 No.15595591 >>15595562 You don't know about s'laying the dragon? That's what I'm gonna do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:52:44 2016 No.15595595 I want my waifu to ask for a lap pillow but for her to insist on facing me so she can breath in my cock smell

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:55:00 2016 No.15595600 >>15595536 That actually sounds nice. 3 questions >1.people tend to like their dragons at 7ft or even a hulking 9+. why 6ft? >2.how long is the hair? >3.can she cook?

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:59:05 2016 No.15595606
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I want to be the wise and irreplaceable adviser of a Monster Girl tyrant who seeks to wage war against the empires and kingdoms of men! I will betray my race to get a better position under her heel, by which I mean a position LITERALLY under her sexy, sexy heels! I'll allow her to make use of my experiences playing strategy games when I should have been doing something productive!

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:59:19 2016 No.15595608

>>15593901
>Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School
First time I familiarized the concept of 'cute' with 'monsters'.
>Aisha Clan Clan was my first big jump in girls with monsterous bits on them.
>Also my first waifu is technically a MG because she's both an alien and an embodiment of a god. Sasami from Tenchi Muyo if you wanna know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:02:29 2016 No.15595620 >>15595600 1.I'm 6'1 and I like my girls to be the same height as me if not just that bit shorter 2.Long and flowing 3.One of my dreams is that there's a girl out there with my weird thought tracks about food and together we could cook weird shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:06:02 2016 No.15595630 File: 3.02 MB, 2000x2500, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15595620 >Long and flowing But does the carpet match the drapes? Do monster girls even have pubes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:08:11 2016 No.15595631 >>15595568 >Yandere Dragon gets a Lich to swap her and her husband's hearts around

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:09:43 2016 No.15595636 File: 1.54 MB, 1731x1873, 1469607802385s.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15595120 No, .less just randomly posts this stuff here so its just up to us to save them whenever he does. Oh. He also colored this one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:09:55 2016 No.15595637 >>15595631 >you overheat and die

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:10:46 2016 No.15595639 >>15595631 How would take eve work? A Dragon's body would need a big strong heart and a Dragon's heart might be to much for a human.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:12:36 2016 No.15595643 >>15595639 Mamomobama.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:15:08 2016 No.15595649

>>15595528
No, but if she could phase into and out of me like that, it'd be amazing.

>Star Platinum can put its hand inside Jotaro to restart his heart
>The monstergirl version is where she gives you an ethereal handjob from inside your dick, or massage your prostate without even going through your ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:15:55 2016 No.15595653 >>15595643 Still dumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:16:08 2016 No.15595655 >>15595591 Grigori doesn't have that function. Take up your tiny barbs of steel or walk away from her anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:17:02 2016 No.15595657 Alright fellas, Ive been gone for a few months Give me the run down on this dragon kingdom I keep hearing about

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:19:31 2016 No.15595663 >>15595657 1. There's Dragons there. 2. They use collars for wedding rings. 3. It's written in Japanese.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:19:46 2016 No.15595664 File: 765 KB, 2893x4092, 1467723792653-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15595630 Some of them do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:20:32 2016 No.15595666 >>15595657 There's dragons in it and they fuck all the time, and wear collars when they get married like dogs. It's not really all that incredible so far.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:21:30 2016 No.15595668 File: 692 KB, 1650x874, 1469636490250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've got a fever, and the only prescription, is more abs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:22:55 2016 No.15595673 File: 329 KB, 1091x1654, 57887031_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15595668 Abs? Does that mean it's tiger time?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:24:01 2016 No.15595676 >>15595673 No, it's not spam the same few images over and over time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:26:43 2016 No.15595683 >>15595676 Every thread is made up of 90% recycled images, eat a dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:28:26 2016 No.15595688 File: 180 KB, 648x960, 1411371747211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15595673 >>15595676 It's never Tiger Time anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:28:46 2016 No.15595689 >>15595673 No anon, we've already blown through more more than third of our images. >>15595683 >Every thread is made up of 90% recycled images Fuck no it isn't, you're just an impatient faggot that wants to make a new thread by blowing images.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:28:49 2016 No.15595690 File: 409 KB, 1100x1024, 1455293683309-0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15595673 Tiger time is best time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:29:39 2016 No.15595696 >>15595683 Relax, Anon. There's at least a few threads between most of those. The tigergirl images are at least once every other thread. It becomes trite, and dull, then soon obnoxious. Remember nerdhound?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:31:01 2016 No.15595698 >>15595689 >Being this paranoid I only posted one image with the phrase as a joke, I'm nowhere near in a hurry to start a new thread while we're on page 5.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:31:33 2016 No.15595699 Which clan should I tell my daughteru to offer her incredible sword skills to?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:31:37 2016 No.15595700 >>15595636 Is she wearing spats or leggins? I wish .less would draw some Allured ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:34:07 2016 No.15595707 >>15595689 >Fuck no it isn't Quote the amount of original images in this thread right now that have never been posted before. Lets see if you can get 10.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:34:22 2016 No.15595708 >>15595699 The clan of your penis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:35:18 2016 No.15595710 >>15595708 You're saying she should circumcise me with her blade to prove her skills?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:36:46 2016 No.15595711 >>15595710 No you weirdo, I'm telling you to dick her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:37:02 2016 No.15595713 >>15595710 How can she say she can handle swords if she can't handle yours

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:38:01 2016 No.15595715 >>15595711 But she's the daughteru. You don't dick the daughteru. You dick the waifu to make the daughteru. >>15595713 I see wisdom in your words, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:38:58 2016 No.15595720 >>15595715 >You dick the waifu to make the daughteru. And then you dick the daughteru. Maybe you make the more daughteru, but only if that's your thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:39:33 2016 No.15595722 >>15595715 You fuck your wife to make a daughter. Then you fuck them both to make more. Then you fuck all four, and so on and so forth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:40:37 2016 No.15595725 File: 47 KB, 500x281, Yeah I'll delete it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15595707 >>15595636 >>15595572 >>15595222 >>15594858 >>15594687 >>15594519 >>15593901 >>15593583 >>15593574 >>15593465 >>15593463 >>15593229

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:41:23 2016 No.15595728 Alright anon, listen up. Elephant girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:41:37 2016 No.15595730 >>15595720 >>15595722 Daughteru Mitosis.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:42:17 2016 No.15595735 >>15595728 I'll one-up you. Mammoth Girls. They're bigger and fluffier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:46:26 2016 No.15595745 I want to give in to hate and rampage until death or love stops me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:48:16 2016 No.15595750 >>15595720 >>15595722 I don't think daughterus should be given swords, but even that seems like better parenting that this shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:48:57 2016 No.15595751 >>15595725 >3 Latenights Not a bad haul for a weekday.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:50:13 2016 No.15595757
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>>15595728
For the hundredth time, they never work because there's no way to include the nose without making it some sort of unattractive furry. And without the most distinctive feature of the elephant, there's really not much point in calling it an elephant monstergirl is there?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:50:41 2016 No.15595759 >>15595720 >>15595722 Would you wear a "I dick my daughteru" T-shirt?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:51:09 2016 No.15595762 >>15595725 >>15595757 How about instead of le funny filenames you just didn't post these in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:53:01 2016 No.15595768 >>15595762 The second guy isn't me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:53:09 2016 No.15595769 >>15595762 How about you try not talking to two separate people like they're one person? And there is nothing wrong with posting stuff that you will delete, instead of those dumbasses who spam stupid shit and just leave it up forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:54:59 2016 No.15595776 >>15595768 >>15595769 I see two stupid images that haven't been deleted, both with a very similar filename, both being used as reaction images. I'm sorry if I hurt your tender feelings, but will you please just delete them already?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:57:12 2016 No.15595782 >>15595776 >Implying they haven't been deleted Try refreshing the thread dumbass. Deleted stay in your cache otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 12:57:13 2016 No.15595783 File: 308 KB, 800x800, 1421243376043.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whatever happened to that guy who wrote Spider & The Fly?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 13:03:10 2016 No.15595803 File: 277 KB, 662x1874, a lilim steps out of the shadows.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15595278

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 13:06:12 2016 No.15595815 >>15595783 Same as to everyone else good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 13:06:41 2016 No.15595819 >>15595803 Menacing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 13:07:47 2016 No.15595820 >>15595803 She's gonna rip and tear isn't she. >>15595815 Peter actually doesn't know how he wants to end Spider and the Fly, which is why he hasn't popped up often aside from some Jinko posting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 13:08:45 2016 No.15595825 File: 432 KB, 1318x1744, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15595803 I want to read smut with her

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 13:14:11 2016 No.15595841 >>15595759 No but I'd make my daughteru wear an "I love Papa's cum" T-shirt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 13:19:57 2016 No.15595854 >>15595459 >A facility where half the population alps and the other half molests the alps Horafying. Especially when it's time to deal with alps popping out baby succubi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 13:26:29 2016 No.15595884 >>15595854 Horror story where the Alps take over the Asylum when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 13:29:04 2016 No.15595895 File: 680 KB, 900x1395, 41d58c1f40d1fc5452c42bd9ee3467f5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kitty ninja is here for revenge, what do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 13:30:32 2016 No.15595905 >>15595895 Tell her that her father still lives. In her heart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 13:31:14 2016 No.15595907 >>15595895 Let her ravage me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 13:31:33 2016 No.15595908 >>15595895 FIGHT IT OUT

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 13:31:56 2016 No.15595909 >>15595884 That'll be part of the twist. When a man is compelled to bully an alp, who's really the one in control?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 13:34:11 2016 No.15595923 >>15595841 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 13:37:05 2016 No.15595935 >>15595895 Mock her weapon and attire while dumping milk down my sink as a pile of string burns and I do the Mexican hat dance on bags of catnip looking her straight in the eye, unblinking, all through it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 13:39:02 2016 No.15595943 File: 155 KB, 800x825, RMASI8L.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15595895 Apprehend with my Anubis metsuke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 13:39:18 2016 No.15595946 >>15595895 Cuddle. No MG can beat cuddling. It's humanity's secret weapon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 13:41:50 2016 No.15595954 >>15595895 Distract her with a laser pointer. Then once she's tired herself out let her sleep on my lap while gently scratching her ears.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 13:45:32 2016 No.15595980 >>15595943 >ninjas from Zipangu attacking a guy with Desert Region troops Which one has spread half-way across the world?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 13:48:18 2016 No.15595991 >>15595946 That's a double edged sword, anon. You cuddle her, and she's liable to cuddle you back, and then you'll never want her to let go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 13:51:54 2016 No.15596013 >>15595222 I just woke up and this is what I'm met with? Amazing. I wanna cuddle that Cheshire! I want to see the joy in her face when I laugh at one of her jokes for the first time!

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 13:52:10 2016 No.15596015

>>15595980
The red Oni, Oda Oichi, became shogun, miritary rura of arr Zipangu and the Mist Continent and subsequently invaded the lands of the Gandharva. Naturally, the Ottoman Anubi viewed this incursion with great concern and are attempting diplomatic and less diplomatic countermeasures.

Meanwhile, horsepussy Huns are making war on the wolfu tribes of Germania, and the Western Order Empire is on the brink of collapse from a tide of fleeing/invading barbariwans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 13:54:35 2016 No.15596029 File: 165 KB, 700x585, 1440385910411.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15595895 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:01:40 2016 No.15596064 >>15596015 I'm taking my Valkyries and Jötunns across the sea to Goose 'n Moose Land.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:04:21 2016 No.15596076 File: 346 KB, 700x642, 1441553214672.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15596015 Dammit, I want muh sweeping political epic with MGs already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:05:51 2016 No.15596083 >>15595991 That was my plan all along anon.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:06:09 2016 No.15596086
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>>15594687
I would like to know how the games are played.

Like for old maid, I like to see it as reversed, where you try to hang onto the old maid (or wizard card if you prefer) as long as you can. If you don't, then whichever girl has your card...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:07:18 2016 No.15596088 >>15596086 Damn dude, you're on fire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:07:53 2016 No.15596090 >>15596086 Shame I suck at card games.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:12:33 2016 No.15596106 File: 133 KB, 1412x1000, 1469643153310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is chocolate so delicious?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:13:36 2016 No.15596109 File: 1.97 MB, 500x281, Wasps in the mood spread their pheromones this way.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593229 >>15593262 Suzumebachi-chan will always remind me of this scene.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:15:37 2016 No.15596120

>decide to get some fearsex
>about to be raped as a manticore corners you
>perfect, time to arouse her by stimulating her predatory instinct
>start 'pleading' for your life, "please don't kill me" and such
>the monster stops, confused
>"wait, what?" she says, "you actually thought I was going to-- why would I... no... never"
>she actually starts tearing up and hugs you
>FUCKING MONSTERS

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:17:28 2016 No.15596122

>>15595696
Who can forget that? It wasn't that long ago and posting a single image every thread is perfect for pissing off people here. If you want to make a lasting thread meme or threadcanon Nerdhound is the textbook way of how not to do it.
I'm still conflicted on whether it was a butthurt guy who wanted to force moe, cowardly Hellhounds as the norm, or someone who hated the character so much they false flagged her to this point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:19:07 2016 No.15596126 >>15595783 >>15595820 Last I checked he had an idea for an epilogue. Maybe he burned out like a few others here did?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:19:44 2016 No.15596127 >>15596109 I wish I had a girl who did this to me regardless of the time or place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:19:45 2016 No.15596129 >>15596120 >Manticore >Not milking the fear reaction for as long as possible. Fear is their fetish too anon. The comforting comes after.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:20:53 2016 No.15596136 >>15596109 What kind of monster girl would Anna be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:21:52 2016 No.15596140 File: 1.91 MB, 1280x1224, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15596120 Even the most hardcore monster girl is a cuddle slut at the end of the day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:22:00 2016 No.15596142 >>15596029 >>15595673 >>15595690 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4 >Don't know where I am >Don't know where I'm going >All I know is it's time to K-Bar Shere Khan

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:22:47 2016 No.15596147 >>15596136 A Shirohebi, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:26:36 2016 No.15596162 >>15596136 She already is one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:27:21 2016 No.15596165 File: 105 KB, 741x643, SCREAM ALL YOU WANT WE'RE THE ONLY ONES CUMMING.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15596136 Shirohebi. She even has the right hair colour. Also, is this an OVA? I do not remember this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:32:27 2016 No.15596184 >>15595825 There's probably nobody who'd write a Lilim since usually they get a strange, disproportionate hate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:33:58 2016 No.15596191 >>15596136 A zombie because her voice actor is dead. It still fucking hurts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:34:32 2016 No.15596192 >>15596136 Jub Jub, anything else is wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVXVCbz0gNo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:34:50 2016 No.15596193 >>15596191 >"When I get better, I want to get married"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:35:55 2016 No.15596198 >>15596184 >painting their well-deserved reputation as unreasonable Oh, you. Besides, the guy said read "with her" not "of her" ya dope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:36:33 2016 No.15596202 >>15596109 This guy has to be the biggest alp in the history of existence, there's not even deniability by cause of being dense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:37:40 2016 No.15596207 >>15596120 Is it really fear sex if you seek it out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:37:58 2016 No.15596208 >>15596198 Lilims are cute and want to help you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:38:37 2016 No.15596209 >>15596191 >>15596193 Demonic energy could have prevented this, but you didn't listen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:39:55 2016 No.15596215 >>15596109 Would that be called precum as well?

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:41:01 2016 No.15596217
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>Try to think of ideas for an /x/-tier short
>Put on some Charlie Daniels
>"Legend of the Woolly Swamp" comes on
>MFW Will-o'-the-Wisps posing as 'swamp lights'
>MFW Swamp Wendigos, will algae on their brown jackets and basically being Skinwalkers
>MFW Louisiana in fucking general

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:41:08 2016 No.15596220

>Reading the latest Lanternon chapter
>The mage with them on the diplomatic mission is an incubus
>realize that the diplomat is probably one too - “I could walk into an empty tavern, and suddenly business was booming.”
>Meaning he might have a Tanuki waifu
MC's nation is either run by idiots or arrogant assholes. All of which are probably incubi. I actually feel sorry for the humans in Caithness, I bet the story will end with them being forced to accept monsters, and the one place left in the setting where humans are free to be left alone will be compromised.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:41:41 2016 No.15596222 >>15596106 Gonna slap those thighs! Gonna play those lips with chopsticks!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:42:43 2016 No.15596226 >>15596207 Wasn't sure what else to call it. The idea is that you make her predatory instincts go wild for earth-shattering sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:43:32 2016 No.15596230 >>15596217 what are you doing in my swamp

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:45:25 2016 No.15596241
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>>15596217
>Swamp Wendigos, will algae on their brown jackets and basically being Skinwalkers

That's a neat idea. Maybe they like to mimic voices? At first to try to scare them away, but then they start repeating someone's name more sweetly to draw them in?

Not tsundere, but more... territorial.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:45:33 2016 No.15596242

>>15596184
ELH's Lilim gets called a mary sue now and then, but she seems alright with me.
Abaggijawah also wrote a great Lilim, who learns not to be a mindless rape machine after meeting a man who is allergic to demonic energy, so she needs to learn how to actually make friends and seduce properly. Speaking of which, update when, faggot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:46:05 2016 No.15596244 >>15593574 I forgot I'm not the only person here who also goes to the Alicesoft generals. God damn, and here I thought about doodling something related to them...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:47:01 2016 No.15596247 >>15596241 Everything's all fine and dandy when you're camping with Jacobson, until you hear him asking to be let into the tent when the real Jacobson is right next to you and begging you to not open that zipper.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:47:35 2016 No.15596248 Your wife catches you fapping to human women how does she react?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:47:43 2016 No.15596249 >>15596215 Femcum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:48:52 2016 No.15596253 >>15596217 >being scared of Louisiana Just because I found a voodoo totem made out of wire roses, pelican feathers and a dog skull the last time I took a walk in the swamp is no reason to...okay, maybe you have a point.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:49:38 2016 No.15596258
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>>15596247
>adventuring party
>male adventurer, female companions
>that moment when you hear paladin-chan whisper "I love you", then you turn around and paladin-chan is asleep in her tent
>but who was voice?
>later, you hear it again
>only this time, paladin-chan has been corrupted into a skinwalker

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:50:40 2016 No.15596265 >>15596184 I might use my crappy donut steel Lilim in stuff. There's also the MGK Lilim, who may as well be the Gram to Lani's Caliburn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:51:24 2016 No.15596269 >>15596248 Pissed, but she should deal with it. Sometimes you want a woman who doesn't have horns, claws, pointed ears or a tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:51:49 2016 No.15596274 >>15596242 >Update when To what, Jawah's thing or something else, because if it's the former then yes. We need one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:53:17 2016 No.15596279 >>15596269 Dhampir's are for you then, since you don't like any trait that makes a monster girl a MONSTER GIRL.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:54:03 2016 No.15596286 >>15596274 Yes, fucking Jawah's stuff. Short Distance needs an update right now. She's the best written Lilim we've had in writefagging and the guy barely ever gets a mention in the threads despite this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:55:11 2016 No.15596292 >>15596279 >wanting to fap to humans sometimes means you don't like monster girls Your viewpoint is extreme and silly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:55:30 2016 No.15596294 >>15596220 Wow so deep. Much contrarian. Here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:56:10 2016 No.15596299 >>15596193 I just woke up anon don't remind me of the feels

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:57:54 2016 No.15596307 File: 526 KB, 1424x2040, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15596217 >Legend of the Woolly Swamp >not Devil went down to Georgia Woolly Swamp is good too

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:58:50 2016 No.15596317

>>15596294
Other than this being a Doge reference I don't follow. In Lanternon's setting monsters have a habit of kidnap and rape, and it's the unpleasant brainwashing kind. They're kind of shitty in his setting, and removing the one place where humans can be free of their crap would be depressing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:59:01 2016 No.15596319 >>15596269 >sometimes you don't want all the best parts Anon please, get a hold of yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 14:59:07 2016 No.15596321 >>15596269 You sound like a cool guy.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:02:28 2016 No.15596333

>>15596307
>You'll never wake up to find your head in your Demon childhood friend's lap, cushioned by her plump thighs and with her hand stroking your hair.
>You'll never silently thank your childhood self for unwittingly signing what turned out to be a marriage contract that became effective when the both of you graduated college.
>You'll never look up and see her looking down at you with heart pupils.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:03:30 2016 No.15596339

>>15596317
>They're kind of shitty in his setting

Agreed. This is a setting where the pro-monster protag in the previous story was told to go get brainwashed by a mindflayer, because he didn't want to get raped by his adopted sisters. By his own mother. Even he couldn't justify this, he just freaked the fuck out. The dark priest can fuck off too, she may have been right about the other monstergirl's feelings in the story, but she has a lot to learn about men.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:04:03 2016 No.15596347 >>15596258 >You will never be a cab driver that has to deal with spooky monster girls. http://i.imgur.com/xmSPMrK.jpg http://i.imgur.com/B4CvD93.jpg

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:05:37 2016 No.15596356

>>15596307
>get asked to help your new Demon neighbor move in
>think you're gonna get paid in blowjobs but she gives you cash
>eh whatever cash is fine too
>move in a box that you notice has a violin and many books on music theory in it
>ask her about it and she just starts gushing over her favorite music and bands
>ask her if she has any other instruments
>she looks down at her feet and states she had a solid gold violin, but she lost it
>you ask her about where she lost it and she just responds
>"Fuck Georgia."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:06:15 2016 No.15596359 File: 250 KB, 1400x1170, no tricks no gimmicks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15596090 Nothing too complicated here sir, just wait for it to stop spinning and just go in that direction until you meet someone...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:07:19 2016 No.15596364 File: 1.30 MB, 3264x1836, 0727161201.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did another doodle. Seems I did slightly better in some areas but got worse everywhere else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:07:51 2016 No.15596366 >>15596347 I want to be a no-funny-games immigrant cab driver who doesn't take shit from his clients and slurs at the monsters who ride his cab that they need to "ask for drive or be getting hell out of my cab. " I'll run a kebab shop on the weekends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:08:18 2016 No.15596368 >>15596359 But foxes are too stronk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:08:42 2016 No.15596370 File: 7 KB, 195x258, moses supposes his toes are lillies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of music do you think each monstergirl species listens to? I bet Cheshires listen to vaporwave

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:08:58 2016 No.15596371 >>15596217 >Southern Belle Will-o'-the-Wisps Oh God I need it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:09:27 2016 No.15596373 >>15596364 Is the dragon in an egg?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:09:51 2016 No.15596375 >>15596366 >I'll run a kebab shop on the weekends. You will be removed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:10:14 2016 No.15596379 >>15596339 So the humans are the good guys?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:10:33 2016 No.15596380 >>15596373 It's fluff. A whole lot of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:11:11 2016 No.15596382 >>15596258 Haha, I wouldn't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:12:02 2016 No.15596386 >>15596370 I bet Hatters like listening to Dancing Mad

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:13:17 2016 No.15596393 >>15596364 >Fairy Zinogre subspecies I want to hunt her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:13:40 2016 No.15596395 >>15596386 Actually I bet everyone in Wonderland would listen to vaporwave considering ＩＴ＇ＳＡＬＬＩＮＹＯＵＲＨＥＡＤ

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:13:42 2016 No.15596397 >>15596370 I like the thought of a Kobold who listens to classical music.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:14:23 2016 No.15596401 >>15596370 My waifu enjoys The Ocean, and mostly metal, but is embarrassed that she likes big band swing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:15:12 2016 No.15596402 File: 394 KB, 842x1406, CnfcTP8UkAAHs6p_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15596307 I feel bad for devils. They hardly ever seem to win their wagers

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:15:19 2016 No.15596403

>>15596379
I'd say humans are also shitty in his stories, but at least they don't think brainwashing someone into a cumpump is a morally just thing to do. The first protag was a moron and ignored this fact, while the current one is a complete anti-monstergirl zealot at least he notices the fucked up stuff they get up to with single humans.
They also bullied the villain of the first stories human girlfriend into suicide, because he'd rather dick her than them, so it's hard to feel bad when the new protag brings on the pain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:15:49 2016 No.15596406 >>15596393 Better have good Dragon resist then, because that's the one that loves firing off those aloha snackbar bugs that null your elemental attacks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:16:00 2016 No.15596409 >>15596397 Did I get ya? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os00g4vb38k

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:16:53 2016 No.15596414 >>15596401 That's nothing to be embarrassed about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:17:11 2016 No.15596415 >>15596409 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:18:13 2016 No.15596419 I want to keep my waifu gagged at all times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:18:35 2016 No.15596422 >>15596370 We can't really pin down what monstergirls would like what, but in general I think Wights would enjoy Heavy Metal. What, you expected Classical? Nah son.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:18:44 2016 No.15596424 >>15596414 If anything it's something to be proud of. Taste like that is good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:19:38 2016 No.15596429 I want to insult a Kejourou's hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:19:48 2016 No.15596430 >>15596422 >not Death Metal I am ashamed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:19:59 2016 No.15596432 >>15596422 Delinquent Oni, Hellhound and the rest of the gang like Murderdolls and Suicidal Tendencies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:20:25 2016 No.15596434 >>15596406 Who needs elemental attacks when you go for the raw damage?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:21:27 2016 No.15596440 >>15596403 That's a problem I have with a lot of stories that try to have negative portrayals of humans. They're usually written in a way that still makes them into the "good guys".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:21:52 2016 No.15596443 >>15596429 Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:22:16 2016 No.15596446 >>15596434 >going raw Well, it's certainly effective. Jokes aside, it's just plain boring to go raw on things. I bet you use hammers as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:23:32 2016 No.15596452 File: 197 KB, 454x750, 1468577544261-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15596370 >No hellhound to go to punk shows with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:23:58 2016 No.15596453 >>15596443 Because it's fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:24:20 2016 No.15596456 >>15596446 I only used hammers to smash those pussies in MH2. Last one I played was portable 3 for the psp. Used to use a whole lot of long swords.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:24:55 2016 No.15596458

>>15596419
>sweet aphrodisiac laced gag that compels her to suck on it endlessly while copious amounts of drool escape down the sides of her mouth drenching her clothes while she squirms uselessly against her bonds, her eyes pleading for you to set her free and take her already

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:24:58 2016 No.15596459

>>15596424
Speaking of monstergirls into metal, I'm haunted by this image of an anon running into a trio of monstergirls from out of country who are big into metal and follow bands on tour.
A Scottish Succubus with an hourglass figure and the same pigtails as a Thunderbird
A Busty German Hellhound with a pixie cut that goes over her right eye
And a Pear Shaped french Wight who has that half shaved haircut that just gets me going for some reason.
All of them wearing punk clothing and makeup.
I want to get molested by them somewhere isolated after a concert!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:24:59 2016 No.15596460 >>15596453 You find hairy situations fun?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:25:23 2016 No.15596462 >>15596402 Gonna charm the whole world by playing violin with my Demon nee-chan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:26:22 2016 No.15596467 >>15596460 Of course, there's nothing more fun than getting out of dangerous situations.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:26:43 2016 No.15596471 >>15596458 You could make any monstergirl a blowjob maniac with that thing anon! Do you want her to equate sucking with pleasure? Imagine your waifu sucking your dick so furiously that even a Ghoul would be put to shame.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:26:46 2016 No.15596473 >>15596432 > tfw no Delinquent Oni who listens to Aqua and Avril Lavine in secret, switching to Viking pillaging songs when her friends get close.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:26:56 2016 No.15596474 >>15596458 Yes exactly. Something like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:27:03 2016 No.15596475 >>15596459 You have good taste anon. Especially with the half shaved cut. Mmmf. I hope for you sake you can get molested by such a trio.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:27:05 2016 No.15596476 >>15596459 >And a Pear Shaped french Wight Yes. Yes. >who has that half shaved haircut Soiled it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:28:03 2016 No.15596481 >>15596456 >long swords Mein god... I'm sure all the MH girls will mock your weapon preferences. Really, why use a hammer when you can split them using your girthy and massive greatsword? Or pierce them with your gun lance and fire a hot load?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:28:04 2016 No.15596482 >>15596440 This is more "most monsters are assholes who think humans would be happier as a slave race but humans now hate even the nice ones"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:28:28 2016 No.15596483 >>15596471 It's more about control than making her a blowjob fiend but ok.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:28:37 2016 No.15596484 >>15596475 Why is that half shaved cut so good? By all means it shouldn't be, but it just gets me going. Don't forget the accented dirty talk and the aftercare.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:28:59 2016 No.15596485
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>>15596393
>Monster Hunters

Probably the greatest nuisance to monster girls in the setting. Imagine a human who beats up your waifu, cuts off her tail, breaks her horns and wings, drops her in a pitfall and tranquilizes her, and then takes her scales and other assorted bits to make clothes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:29:43 2016 No.15596490 >>15596473 >An Oni listening to Amon Amarth I want to watch the Oni headbang!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:30:27 2016 No.15596495 >>15596459 All those hairstyles are awful and you should feel bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:30:32 2016 No.15596496 >>15596482 That's exactly I'm getting at. Why try to paint humanity in a negative light when you're just going to justify their behavior?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:30:51 2016 No.15596499 >>15595208 The mindflayer is already married as you can see. Which makes one wonder why she's doing such a job. That has to make other Monstergirls without a husband upset.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:30:56 2016 No.15596500 >>15596485 That's why you tag your waifu. Could make for some nice super M stories though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:31:23 2016 No.15596502 >>15596484 >Accented dirty talk You're a man after my own heart. My waifu speaks broken english mixed with russian when she's stressed or excited. Diamonds I say.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:32:34 2016 No.15596507 File: 391 KB, 724x1024, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15596485 When I thought about it like that it made me feel bad. Still trying to farm for that G Ranked Stygian Zinogre set though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:32:44 2016 No.15596508 >>15596485 Married monsters are probably off limits and attacks on them severally punished. Then again, consoling your waifu who is embarrassed over losing scales and such sounds pleasant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:33:39 2016 No.15596510 >>15596476 >>15596495 Good thing it's my fantasy and not yours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:34:03 2016 No.15596511 >>15596485 Hey lady, you have one ugly ass head!

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:34:49 2016 No.15596516

>>15596481
I used to use them in 1, tried hammer in 2 and just went with tripping sword for the rest. But holy shit I would use switch axe or charge blade if I could play again.

>>15596485
This is how you get a dragon waifu. You show how strong you are by beating her in a fight, then you forcefully makes her husbando you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:35:56 2016 No.15596527 >>15596510 I declare your fantasy cataclysmically flawed. Dork.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:36:21 2016 No.15596529 >>15596496 Maybe because it's not as simple as "monsters/humans dindu nuffin"

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:37:06 2016 No.15596536

>>15596440
A purely human nation is trying to go to war with the nation both MCs live in because it harbors monstergirls. From their track record in Lanternon's stories so far I'd say they deserve the hate, but humans have proven that they can also be hate filled too in his world.
I know Lanternon recently said he'd be mentioning why guns are useless in his world, but I'm curious on whether the general population of Megalos will discover how hard their new king sold them out to the monsters. I know Lantern only mentioned this in passing once, but if someone with that amount of power has been turned then the nation is utterly fucked. I wonder if the upcoming war is because someone in the opposing nation discovered this.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:39:28 2016 No.15596542

>>15596529
This. Monsters are only acting out of hunger and loneliness, and humans are simply being humans and are trying to deal with this issue that there are super-powered sex demons trying to force themselves on them all. Some people like the idea and go with it, some don't care, and some go full warhammer on them and want them exterminated.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:40:48 2016 No.15596549

>>15596086
Surely you'd see all classic games like blackjack and such. Aside from Monstergirls visiting for a gamble, i'm sure single men would be well treated in a casino and would often be enticed to not gamble with money, but with spirit energy. Something that would surely attract lots of attention to a table if a man were to do it.

I'm sure we'd also see some games around 'winning' a man, like a simple lottery or some kind of gameshow where Monstergirls compete against eachother. Though that might not be a perfect fit for a casino.
The one thing a male has to watch out for are the slot machines, as most slot machines probably dont pay in regular tokens.

I wonder what kind of MG's would manage the tables in a casino. I'm sure we'd see Cheshires around, but what else? A Kikimora somehow comes to mind.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:41:24 2016 No.15596552

>>15596529
No, What I don't like is someone going "Sure, the monstergirls might be rapists that mindbreak men, monsterize human women, and do all sorts of terrible things that are detrimental to society, but some humans hate them and want them gone for this, so the humans are in the wrong as well"

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:42:43 2016 No.15596558
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>>15596508
>Then again, consoling your waifu who is embarrassed over losing scales and such sounds pleasant.

I kind of like the idea of "Monster Hunter world, but now with Monster Girls" but it's kind of a weak setup I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:43:07 2016 No.15596560 >>15596549 Tons of Mad Hatters

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:44:59 2016 No.15596566 >>15596527 Except that if it meets my standards then it's not flawed for me. Punk girls get me rock fucking hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:45:57 2016 No.15596570 >>15596558 I'm gonna throw a sonic bomb!

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:46:21 2016 No.15596572

>>15596558
When going with a setting like that I just make it so that there is a low chance that a monster girl will be born from a normal monster egg. It's really weird when you think about hitting girls (even though they would be strong as shit) with a huge hunk of metal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:46:35 2016 No.15596577 >>15596552 In all fairness, in that setting it would be hard to pain the humans as villains too. Especially since you described the MGE world, where MGs are portrayed as the good guys for the very things you listed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:46:56 2016 No.15596582 >>15596566 >that spoiler my nigga

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:48:16 2016 No.15596589
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>>15596516
>This is how you get a dragon waifu. You show how strong you are by beating her in a fight, then you forcefully makes her husbando you.

So you're saying when you get a Monoblos heart, you're winning her "heart"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:48:41 2016 No.15596595 >>15596558 Not too weak. Just imagine a world where you're trimming your Zinogre daughter's abundant electrical fluff while your neighbor deals with his angry Gold Ian waifu after she found out he cheated on her with a Lunastra.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:52:06 2016 No.15596612 >>15596577 There's not much stopping writers from making it to both sides so they're both sympathetic and antagonistic. It's too late for the established writefag settings, although.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:53:12 2016 No.15596617 >>15596572 It wouldn't make much sense for them to come out looking like girls, unless the Dragonlayer was there previously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:55:18 2016 No.15596630 File: 900 KB, 1800x1020, 1466548300068.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15596617 Mamono mana finds a insane way. >>15596589 Yep. You go on various dates until you finally get that rare drop you want. Then you marry her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:56:00 2016 No.15596635 >>15594687 >Mindflayer by my main man Barb Life is good

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:58:41 2016 No.15596647 File: 539 KB, 1200x1738, 02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is this archetype so amazing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 15:59:59 2016 No.15596655 >>15596647 Why the fuck did her hair change color? But yeah I agree about the archetype being great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:00:34 2016 No.15596659 >>15594687 Nobody ever draws single mindflayers. Its a shame.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:03:33 2016 No.15596677 >>15596647 What series?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:04:09 2016 No.15596680 >>15596647 name please?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:09:01 2016 No.15596702 >>15596677 >>15596680 Did you guys even try?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:09:38 2016 No.15596706 >>15596659 Of course they don't, mindflayers are shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:09:52 2016 No.15596707 >>15596459 >French Wight Who in the flying fuck is to blame for this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:10:40 2016 No.15596710 >>15596702 nigga, cant reverse search a page 2

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:11:12 2016 No.15596714 >>15596364 Regardless of your level of skill, you are at a level where things you draw actually look like something. Sure you have a long way to go, but you can already do so much more than somoene unskilled.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:11:37 2016 No.15596717 >>15596702 Google helped fuck-all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:11:47 2016 No.15596720 >>15596710 So that's a no, then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:13:18 2016 No.15596727 >>15594687 Now I want a monstergirl casino game with various cute minigames. Has someone made something like that already? It sounds easy enough to make.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:13:25 2016 No.15596730 >>15596710 >>15596717 https://hitomi.la/galleries/910076.html Took less than 20 seconds, mates.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:13:28 2016 No.15596731 >>15596720 Thats a yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:14:07 2016 No.15596735 File: 280 KB, 1132x1450, dragon's bakery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15593892

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:14:28 2016 No.15596736 >>15596595 As it should be, Rathians are shit tier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:15:21 2016 No.15596743 >>15596735 She looks a little dumb between the ears.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:15:37 2016 No.15596744 >>15596706 Stop lying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:16:50 2016 No.15596748 >>15596744 It's the truth, Eldritch girls are bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:16:56 2016 No.15596749 >>15596744 The only lies here are those contained inside your head. Gee, I wonder how they got there...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:17:52 2016 No.15596754 >>15596730 Don't spoonfeed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:17:53 2016 No.15596755 >>15596735 Cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:18:30 2016 No.15596759 >>15596754 /a/ pls go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:19:00 2016 No.15596762 >>15596735 Fatty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:19:43 2016 No.15596767 >>15596714 >praise It feels funny to recieve it, even if I don't truly deserve it. Thanks, though. I really wish I can inprove even more over time. >>15596735 Well, seems Someone drew something about Dragon's Bakery. Latenight you are glorious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:19:52 2016 No.15596768 >>15596754 If it shuts the babies up, I think I will.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:20:28 2016 No.15596770 >>15596735 Looks like she eats everything she makes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:21:13 2016 No.15596776 >>15596759 >>15596768 It's right there on the first page of Google. If you're not willing to try, you shouldn't be helped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:21:23 2016 No.15596777 >>15596485 >>15596507 Some times I want to just get into a massive fight with Ilothe over hunting trophies and then tell her "Whether I live or die, Crom does not care" just to see her reaction.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:21:38 2016 No.15596779 >>15596748 >>15596749 They're just a little slimy.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:21:52 2016 No.15596780

>>15596706
Mindflayers are rarely drawn because of how complex their design is, not because they are shit

Not only is their design complex but we also don't know a lot about it, we have no clue how a Mindflayer's back looks
We don't know what part of them is clothing and what is their actual limbs
And the squid blocks a big part of the view

One thing is for sure Mindflayers are from the Scylla family and so they have a great ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:22:50 2016 No.15596787 >>15596780 ...and because they're shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:23:35 2016 No.15596792 >>15596779 They're slimy, cause a lot of trouble and are all around a pain in the ass to deal with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:24:24 2016 No.15596796 >>15596770 You wouldn't? Anon she runs the best bakery in the area, and you think she doesn't eat her own cooking?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:24:30 2016 No.15596798 >>15596776 not my google.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:24:35 2016 No.15596799 >>15596776 Google only adjusts search result to your history, so it's clear as to why the sauce never appeared for them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:24:35 2016 No.15596800 >>15596792 They want to help men but bullies like you stop them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:24:44 2016 No.15596802 >>15596717 Took a bit of scrolling, but it worked for me.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:26:18 2016 No.15596812
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>>15596780
This is the only single mindflayer ive ever seen online.

Aside from the sprite for the new fallen maidens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:26:56 2016 No.15596817 >>15596800 They want to spread panic and chaos across the world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:27:29 2016 No.15596821 >>15596800 Rewriting your memories, one of the essential components that make you "you", doesn't seem all that helpful to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:29:36 2016 No.15596831 File: 100 KB, 868x1228, c8a3454f60282269595c72f94bfae072.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15596817 I wish to be spread panic and chaos onto.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:29:57 2016 No.15596835 >>15596821 What if you had some trauma you needed to forget, or you wanted to stop remembering those embarrassing things that happened years ago, or you just wanted to experience your favorite shows and games all over again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:30:24 2016 No.15596839 >>15596821 To be fair, all monster girls do this. Don't like spider girls? Too fucking bad apparently. >>15596831 The only good abomination is a burned abomination.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:31:25 2016 No.15596846 >>15596835 Then there would be no point to living. Those traumas and memories make us who we are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:31:26 2016 No.15596845 >>15596817 To be fair Ubbo-Sathla just wants to love and be loved.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:31:59 2016 No.15596849 >>15596835 Those experiences still contributed to the person you are today, and are therefore valuable. Also, stop being a pussy, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:32:15 2016 No.15596852 File: 1.01 MB, 450x600, meat girl.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15596839 The only good abomination is a cuddled abomination.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:32:28 2016 No.15596854

>>15596787
Oww come on, don't be like that

I'm sure you'd enjoy a little bit of flaying

And even if you're the kind of guy who doesn't want his brain messed with, you can still enjoy becoming a squid for an evening or two

>>15596792
Eldritch girls are the best and they cause absolutely no trouble
It's not their fault if people who interact with them go insane, and sanity is overrated anyways

>>15596812
There isn't many colored Mindflayer art, but if you look around you should be able to gather at least 10 decent drawings of them (not counting latenight ones)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:33:28 2016 No.15596861 >>15596846 >>15596849 What if they're ruining your life?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:33:35 2016 No.15596863 File: 60 KB, 673x537, My fucking magnum opus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] With all this amazing new art showing up I thought I'd try my hand at it. I'm not going to lie, I'm slightly rusty, but I think the results speak for themselves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:33:42 2016 No.15596864 >>15596852 No, abominations are bad and need to go away forever. >>15596854 Mindflayer please go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:33:57 2016 No.15596865 >>15596707 My boner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:34:18 2016 No.15596866 >>15596861 What part of "Stop being a pussy" was unclear to you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:34:55 2016 No.15596869 >>15596861 I would just have to be a man and deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:34:57 2016 No.15596870 >>15596852 What the hell is she even supposed to be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:34:59 2016 No.15596871 >>15596863 Stop wasting images Alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:36:57 2016 No.15596875 >>15596863 LOOMIS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:37:10 2016 No.15596877 >>15596863 Alp plz, you're not fooling anybody.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:37:44 2016 No.15596880 >>15596870 Who cares? Burn it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:37:49 2016 No.15596881 Head of the summoner's guild here, I would just like to remind all members that using your mighty arcane powers to summon the ancient spirits of heroines from days past is frowned upon if you are using such fonts of knowledge to get a quick lay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:38:08 2016 No.15596882 File: 394 KB, 1790x2048, CoW-4b9VUAAj0p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Took long enough. There's a Queen Slime and a Cheshire as well. https://twitter.com/OniTengu0/status/758222007334871040

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:39:33 2016 No.15596884 >>15596882 >Queen Slime I need smut of one, stat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:39:50 2016 No.15596885 >>15596881 Fuck you. If I want to fuck an Eidolon that wanted immortality without brcoming a Lich then it's my choice! She even returns the favor, so it's mutual.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:40:19 2016 No.15596887 >>15596884 http://pastebin.com/GrZeZZPk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:40:30 2016 No.15596888 File: 61 KB, 400x400, 1465684081633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15596864 Abominations are the cutest girls in the whole wide outside of space and reality and need to get hugged and bred forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:40:59 2016 No.15596889 File: 166 KB, 800x648, 1469652059447.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15596086 >Your kikimora overhears the words "Old Maid" >Now she's crying in her room Why would you say such a horrible thing latenight?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:42:22 2016 No.15596894 >>15596885 Anon please, just because you can summon a warrior of old doesn't mean you need to dick her. There are many summoner girls you can wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:42:23 2016 No.15596895 >>15596882 Goddamn she's so wonderfully thick. 10/10, would hook up to a milking machine. I also dig the linework on that thick Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:42:26 2016 No.15596897 >>15596881 >RP Oh no, how did I end up on the wiki again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:42:38 2016 No.15596898 >>15596889 It's actually his evil twin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:42:52 2016 No.15596900 >>15596888 Abominations need to be burned. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKTy7XEGWfc

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:42:56 2016 No.15596901 >>15596889 She knew what she was getting into when she wanted to work at a mansion full of evil women.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:43:55 2016 No.15596904 >>15596889 Joke's on you, my Kikimora knows that I enjoy the fact that she's significantly older than me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:44:43 2016 No.15596908 >>15596894 Or I can summon up waifus to fill my neefs instead of hooking up with a Lich wearing that goofy looking horn and robes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:45:15 2016 No.15596910 File: 60 KB, 673x537, 1469652315571.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15596863 I forgot the NSFW version, as is the style with all artists these days.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:46:01 2016 No.15596915 File: 643 KB, 658x564, tail-wagging_intensifies.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PET~ PET~ PET~

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:46:35 2016 No.15596919 >>15596908 Ok, now how do you explain to your parents that you've married a bunch of ancient spirits?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:47:45 2016 No.15596928 >>15596915 Remove furry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:49:04 2016 No.15596931 >>15596915 Oh wow, is this an actual page from a new chapter? Tio and Polt together is like most of my EMG dreams coming true. They're both great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:50:22 2016 No.15596936 >>15596915 Get that button-nosed garbage outa here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:50:23 2016 No.15596937 >>15596889 She seems to have assumed that I was talking about her when I was talking about playing Old Maid with my younger cousins.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:51:15 2016 No.15596944 >>15596889 >TFW you will never punch Satan/Lilith in the face to be reunited with your maid

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:51:23 2016 No.15596946 >>15596882 >Thick Lich There is a god.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:52:52 2016 No.15596957 >>15596882 >Lich He finally drew a Lich. Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:53:27 2016 No.15596959 >>15596919 Easy, get a necromancer to summon them back from the dead and tell them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:53:57 2016 No.15596961 >>15596647 Public bitch secret fuzzball?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:54:16 2016 No.15596962 File: 284 KB, 869x1254, How_to_Trigger_MGT_The_Page.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15596931 Tio and Darling have a picnic in the forest, and the find Polt and Kii in the way. Volume 41.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:55:02 2016 No.15596964 >>15596910 All the original needed was a patreon logo and you're all set.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:55:27 2016 No.15596965 >>15596959 But if the spirit is summoned at the same time as the body is resurrected then you end up with a zombie AND a ghost! You've doubled your harem!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:55:46 2016 No.15596967 >>15596962 >Tio is literally so sweet and kind that even harsh people can't help but relax around her. Best MON girl. Besides Manako.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:55:54 2016 No.15596968 >>15596499 >she's married Who gives a shit? I like my mindflayers like I like my spiders. I fucking don't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:56:11 2016 No.15596969 >>15596964 >SUPPORT ME ON PATREON SO YOU CAN GET MORE WATERMARKED IMAGES JUST LIKE THIS ONE I hate this shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:56:23 2016 No.15596970 >>15596962 Go away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:58:34 2016 No.15596975 saying that you like spiders to me is like saying you love satan and that's not good at all spiders arn't suppose to be loved their suppose to be killed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:58:42 2016 No.15596977 >>15596967 >Besides Manako I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU FOR THE MONOEYE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:58:47 2016 No.15596978 File: 65 KB, 673x537, My fucking magnum opus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15596964 Good idea. Here we are, now I'm a true artist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 16:59:31 2016 No.15596983 >>15596969 At least butter's stuff gets leaked often enough that there's no real reason to back him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:01:37 2016 No.15596993 >>15596962 >that page This is everything the thread hates, and everything I love. Polt appreciation, and by one of the best girls Tio, no less. Arigatou Crabman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:03:20 2016 No.15596998 >>15596962 See I don't see a problem with Crabman's girls but fucking KC's Siths make me want to get the flamethrower.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:03:31 2016 No.15597000 File: 182 KB, 1301x902, Extermination.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15596975 Brother.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:04:26 2016 No.15597006 >>15596975 This anon is correct.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:05:08 2016 No.15597007 >>15596978 At least the proportions are better than Butter T's.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:05:40 2016 No.15597009 >>15596975 >>15597000 >>15597006 Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:06:54 2016 No.15597013 >>15596977 Not him, but you gon have to dig deep cause I want her more than you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:08:11 2016 No.15597016 >>15597009 SPIDERS A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEETTT!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:08:19 2016 No.15597018 >>15597009 Spiders are trash, sorry anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:08:59 2016 No.15597020 >>15597013 Motherfucker I will pull a KISS and Scooby-Doo to rip a portal through space-time using the power of rock and roll just to go back and punch your pregnant mother hard enough to abort so long as it gives me Manako

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:10:26 2016 No.15597026 >>15596978 Is it me or is your drawing actually getting worse, Alp?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:10:41 2016 No.15597029 >>15597009 FORNICATE THOU!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:10:59 2016 No.15597032 File: 547 KB, 950x1024, 1462830173631.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15596370 I bet Raijus like electronic music.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:11:12 2016 No.15597034 Reminder that cyclops are shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:12:07 2016 No.15597039 File: 42 KB, 800x800, 1468025949148.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15597000 I am truly thankful for the children who screencap these; the OPs can forever be reminded of their cringey, edgy nonsense when and if they grow up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:13:54 2016 No.15597045 >>15597020 Oh yeah, I'll do what you won't become an employed chad, again, worthy of having a woman, you piece of shit NEET.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:14:37 2016 No.15597049 >>15597045 Joke's on you I have a job already faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:15:13 2016 No.15597053 >>15597039 Nice buzzwords fag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:15:22 2016 No.15597054 >>15597049 >>15597045 it's time to stop

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:16:15 2016 No.15597059 >>15597049 Playing pokemon go is not a job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:16:16 2016 No.15597060 >>15597053 Nigga isn't wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:17:19 2016 No.15597063 >>15597054 >talking about becoming worthy of getting a MG >stop Why? We're not RP'ing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:17:46 2016 No.15597065 >>15597020 Now that was a strange movie, even for Scooby-Doo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:19:14 2016 No.15597069 >>15597065 Not as strange as wrestlemania mystery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:19:23 2016 No.15597070 >>15597060 He's completely wrong, we used to have greentexts beyong kawaii uggu moe true rabu. Not everyone who comes here is a lonelyfag, I mean I like that shit but I also like the other emotional responses that can be elicited from such.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:23:43 2016 No.15597080 File: 173 KB, 890x897, 1462830362439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish there was more art of the zap weasels, they're cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:24:41 2016 No.15597081 >>15597069 I never fully saw that, but I don't think it had alternate dimensions and a band made up of old men being actual superheros with powers with an entire theme park designed by them .

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:26:15 2016 No.15597085 >>15597034 I'm going to knock one up only to leave her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:27:03 2016 No.15597087 File: 297 KB, 1200x1920, __mizutsune_monster_hunter_and_monster_hunter_x_drawn_by_fufu_fufuichi04__35701ae6a3d150b32f0d96dcb8c5da5f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15596558 I bet bathtime with Mizutsune would be heavenly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:27:38 2016 No.15597088 >>15597034 If they're anything like that masochistic Cyclops I'll bite the bullet and marry them all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:30:39 2016 No.15597100 File: 333 KB, 477x835, 1399778228250.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15597034 It's time for snu-snu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:32:15 2016 No.15597102 >>15597100 Wonder if that's his mother telling him to slay a dragon or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:34:49 2016 No.15597108 >>15597102 More like "COME ON, MANDALIA PLAINS IS OPEN FOR XP AND JP GRINDING!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:37:08 2016 No.15597113 >>15597108 "BUT THERE'S MALBOROS THERE!" or whatever the equivalent is, I'm not a monster hunterfag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:38:36 2016 No.15597118 >>15597113 What the fuck are you talking about, Monster Hunterfag? He's Ramza Beoulve from Final Fantasy Tactics with the Cyclops summon. XP and JP are just you grinding jobs like a whore

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:40:36 2016 No.15597123 >>15597118 I've never played FF tactics. First rpg with tactic stuff I remember playing was suikoden, and that was a long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:41:48 2016 No.15597127 >>15597118 >no Viera brothel in any of the games FF needs to go M rated already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:41:50 2016 No.15597128 >>15597123 >I've never played FFT Bummer, man

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:42:48 2016 No.15597132 File: 1.04 MB, 1024x1024, 1378193344883.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15597100 A big Cyclops will bully you instead!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:44:34 2016 No.15597137 >>15597132 >not wearing armor of thorns He deserves it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:44:54 2016 No.15597138 >>15597132 One eyes are losers no matter the size.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:46:04 2016 No.15597141 >>15597118 Bahamut > Cyclops. Also, imagine how strong your Lich would be if she leveled up as a mime constantly. Reality would be putty in her hands.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:47:29 2016 No.15597144

>>15597127
The viera costumes in those games were great. I'll never forget stuff like the viera elementalist from FFTA2. If you mastered their ninja class, they could become the most potent instant-death units with huge amounts of movement range too.

A shame the dragon women from that game only had 4 jobs to choose from.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:47:31 2016 No.15597145 >>15597141 >Not Calculator Lich You had one job Anon. She'd literally bend reality with the power of prime numbers, mathematics, and indecipherable equations.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:49:00 2016 No.15597150 >>15597138 This. I'm going to rape that Titan's nose and there won't be anything she can do about it. https://exhentai.org/s/a0547ae1df/799798-30

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:49:03 2016 No.15597151 >>15597138 Giant Cyclops MILFs are not to be taken lightly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:49:50 2016 No.15597153 >>15597151 Yes, they are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:52:33 2016 No.15597160 I dunno what to try and write to get back into the swing of things

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:53:56 2016 No.15597166

>>15597145
Calcs had THE shittiest speed. Mimes were among the small handful of jobs that gained MATK on levels, as well as great stat growths all around. Calcs are only useful for their skills, but will die before ever getting a turn.
Lich is better off as a Summoner with Calc skills after leveling as a mime, or even a Summoner with drawout for magic reliant attacks that don't use MP or require high faith.
Do you even Tactics, bra? The Kitsune Ninjas are laughing at you andthey dodge all your attacks through feathercloak and reflexes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:54:41 2016 No.15597170 >>15597160 A maid/bodyguard hired to protect a young anon, only for her to go yandere for him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:56:18 2016 No.15597172 >>15597160 >>15597128

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 17:56:23 2016 No.15597173 >>15597160 Jabberwock that wants to get into baking but can't do anything without starting a fire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:00:48 2016 No.15597184 >>15597166 I haven't FFT'd in years, I just remember the story and jobs. Fucking War of the Lions ruined it without the fan patch.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:00:50 2016 No.15597185 [SPOILER]

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>>15597160
How about expanding on the Zipangu region?

Interestingly, their version of Werewolves would serve a very similar relationship with Amaterasu, as the Shirohebis do with the Ryuu.

Instead of controlling weather and tending shrines (or perhaps in addition to that last one) they help bless those Amaterasu has deemed worthy, in matters of fertility, watching over the safety of the land, blessing crops to be bountiful, giving charms.

Perhaps write it from the perspective of a foreigner who came to the region to set up a still wholesome pub, because the finer quality crops allowed him to brew better. Maybe he even employs the help of an Oomukade for his brews since they know mixing methods far more intimately, even if it's usually not drinks that they mix.

I just strung some elements together, maybe you can shape it up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:09:49 2016 No.15597211 >>15597185 That requires far more skill and worldbuilding than I'm capable of.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:11:54 2016 No.15597217 >>15597211 So stop fucking moaning and being martyr about it. If you want to write, write. Coming up with initial story ideas is the single shortest and easiest part of of the entire process, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:13:43 2016 No.15597225 >>15597211 >That requires far more skill and worldbuilding than I'm capable of. And how do you think people gain the skill? By sitting around and doing nothing outside of their comfort zone? git gud

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:15:50 2016 No.15597230 >>15597217 >Being martyr about it That doesn't even make grammatical sense

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:17:52 2016 No.15597235
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>>15597211
Guy who originally made the "beyond-my-ability" suggestion here. Skill is something we all have to build and hey, why not just work with a piece of what was suggested? You don't always have to aim for the top, but it's good to go for something that's just a little beyond you at times.

>>15597225
(pic related)

(will delete)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:22:44 2016 No.15597248 >>15597235 If only gitting gud at writing was as easy as gitting gud at vidya.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:23:30 2016 No.15597252 If I called a Raiju a zaprat, how badly would I get raped compared to normal?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:24:28 2016 No.15597255 >>15597145 "FWEEEEEEEEEEEE" that's the sound of my dick deflating as she goes on about shit no one but her cares about. Alive or dead nerds a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:28:35 2016 No.15597269 File: 41 KB, 512x512, CleanCleanClean.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:28:49 2016 No.15597271 File: 61 KB, 673x537, This is actually false. Liches are very good singers and are popular on karaoke nights.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] With the success of my last drawing I thought I'd try my hamd at just one more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:29:20 2016 No.15597272 >>15597271 Alp I'm not even sure you understand half the pop culture references you're making

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:30:34 2016 No.15597275
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>>15597248
Mentally it may not be (those who get motion sickness aside), but that's just why you have to give it the time it deserves even if the progress FEELS and IS slow.

You still had to pour a good chunk of time into vidya to git gud, regardless of if being an easier feat. Take it from a trusted source! An expert on all things vidya!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:31:06 2016 No.15597276 >>15597271 Alp you are less funny than a woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:31:50 2016 No.15597278 >>15597269 Please clean this up before the due 30 minutes are up

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:31:50 2016 No.15597279 >>15597275 >A succubus who is a goddess at vidya I want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:31:57 2016 No.15597281 >>15597271 Seriously. Stop wasting images.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:33:30 2016 No.15597285 >>15597276 I don't even know how you could be less funny than a woman, but he did it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:33:45 2016 No.15597287 >>15597279 Write on, Anon! I mean, "right on!" Hell, why not both, am I right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:34:03 2016 No.15597289 >>15597281 >OC is wasting images now I know the quality isn't up to your "thread standards" but it's still technically OC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:35:04 2016 No.15597294 >>15597287 It's on the to do list.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:35:52 2016 No.15597297 >>15597269 Mixed-up Mother Shog? >>15597272 Alp's on the outside looking in. I bet that's where all those mormon names and 80's teen movie dialogue comes from.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:36:16 2016 No.15597299 >>15597289 You're shitposting and you know it Alp.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:36:56 2016 No.15597301
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>>15597289
Unless something that poorly drawn is at least funny, it's not worth having over even a repost of an image we've all seen before. I know he's trying, but it's not working.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:37:19 2016 No.15597302 >>15596882 >Queen slime Oh goodness, yes. I love how curvy she is. A hivemind of slimes would be great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:37:27 2016 No.15597303 >>15597294 That's the spirit! She'll be watching over you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:38:24 2016 No.15597307 >>15597301 He's trying to get (even negative) attention and it's working.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:38:32 2016 No.15597309 >>15597289 >but it's still technically OC Nobody's going to save and repost it anytime soon either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:39:11 2016 No.15597312 >>15597301 >You'll never pamper your Hellhound half-imoutos during the summer. >You'll never be protected from bullies by a pack of little hellwans in return. Damn it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:40:09 2016 No.15597315 >>15597301 Damn, that shit's cute. He's gonna have one hell of a time when they grow up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:41:43 2016 No.15597318 >>15597309 >Nobody's going to save Guy who saves all of Alp's drawings here. You couldn't be more wrong. >repost it You got me there. I only save them for my personal enjoyment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:41:46 2016 No.15597319 I think it's really cute that dhampirs sometimes steal their fathers away from their mothers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:41:55 2016 No.15597320 File: 132 KB, 437x1199, Sousei Kegare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Delectably dark-skinned Kegare? (the left one's a secret, but if you must know...) Source: https://twitter.com/sukeno0723/status/758252226485755904

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:42:35 2016 No.15597323 >>15597255 Just interrupt her with your cock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:44:01 2016 No.15597326 >>15597319 Cuckoldry is never funny, faggot. >>15597235 I've given up on building skill, everything I write sounds like shit out of a hentai doujin and even if I were to write the MGs I like people would hate them

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:44:24 2016 No.15597328

>>15597275
I wish he drew more of her. Don't you just hate it when an artist makes a great character and then never does anything with them again?
I guess it could be worse. They could suddenly make them futa LIKE THAT FUCKING CATGIRL THE RAGE IS STILL THERE FUCK EVERYTHING

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:45:52 2016 No.15597333 >>15597319 Me too. >tfw you will never turn your vampire wife into a submissive wreck with your severely mommy-issued dhampir daughter

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:45:54 2016 No.15597334 >>15597315 Mating press the Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:46:43 2016 No.15597336 >>15597230 Missed an "a", but the point still stands.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:46:52 2016 No.15597337 >>15597319 It's dumb. >>15597333 You're dumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:46:59 2016 No.15597338 Which one of you showed up in Grandblue General?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:47:38 2016 No.15597340 >>15597338 ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:49:03 2016 No.15597345 >>15597337 No im not. You're dumb. you see how dumb this is?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:49:26 2016 No.15597349 >>15597340 Someone posted sketchkun's handholding lilim pic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:50:51 2016 No.15597354 >>15597320 Why even bother cropping out the left one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:51:33 2016 No.15597356 >>15597333 >Not punishing your daughter when she tries to change your wife or usurp her position I'm all for dicking the daughteru, but she needs to know her place.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:51:49 2016 No.15597357
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>>15597319
I think it's really cute when men's rights warrior Dhampirs try to stand up to their old-school mothers who bite daddy in the dick and suck him so dry he faints at least once every week.
>Mom! It's not healthy to drain him like that!
>Look! He's obviously in pain!
>Can't you at least bite him in the neck?
>mommy just keeps on suckling daddy with her fangs all the way through his meat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:53:27 2016 No.15597362 >>15597354 Because I know fellow fans already lurk this thread, but not all of them enjoy the series by way of its source.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:53:46 2016 No.15597363 >>15597349 Huh, well that's something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:55:07 2016 No.15597366 >>15597319 I wouldn't call it cute but all of my yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:56:27 2016 No.15597369 >>15597357 >biting the dick I'm fucking leaving her for our daughter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:57:03 2016 No.15597373 >>15597173 I bet Jabberwocks would be great pastry chefs. She just needs a human boy assistant because of her Big Meaty Claws. So basically shes bosses him around and he does all the cooking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:57:07 2016 No.15597374 >>15597366 They don't deserve him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:57:26 2016 No.15597376 >>15597356 Im actually fine with that too. As long as they know I'm the man of the house, they can compete for dominate female all they want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:57:35 2016 No.15597378 >>15597357 > this is what dhampirs actually believe Turning them into daddy's cocksleeve is too good a fate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:57:59 2016 No.15597379 >>15597338 Vira best girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:58:07 2016 No.15597380 >>15597362 I know people in the thread can be children, but that doesn't mean you should baby them like that. It's idiotic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 18:59:32 2016 No.15597382 Dhampirs > Vampires Dhampirs treat their dads like an actual human being.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:00:17 2016 No.15597384 >>15597362 What's wrong with the left one?

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:00:31 2016 No.15597385

>>15597378
You should make them betray their ideals by kidnapping their childhood friends and threatening to rape him if she doesn't do the old lasagna to him. red and white sauces

Then just laugh as the boy gets addicted to it and begs her to do it again and again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:00:32 2016 No.15597386 >>15597379 She is pretty good. I want to set up a milking pen for Dorafs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:00:34 2016 No.15597387 >>15597369 I hope you like pegging then, because that's what your daughter is into.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:01:34 2016 No.15597388 >>15597338 >>15597349 I frequent there sometimes but wasn't me. >>15597379 That's a funny way of saying cog.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:01:47 2016 No.15597389 File: 391 KB, 1920x1080, DriderbuttC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >All these people hating on Arachnes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:01:49 2016 No.15597390 >>15597387 Fuck off with your bait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:01:50 2016 No.15597391 File: 105 KB, 472x800, __drawn_by_synecdoche__b4497eb3ec69e3fcd601c14e71dda7db.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:01:59 2016 No.15597394 >>15597387 Leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:03:01 2016 No.15597399 >>15597389 Spiders are bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:03:50 2016 No.15597403 >>15597391 I want to massage her back with oil and embed my handprints on that ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:04:09 2016 No.15597404 I'm a little confused by lantern's chapter "DAY IV-I " Was it a dream? Did he realy ust lay the last lilim and outlaw all monters from human lands? If so, then why is that al human state now going to war?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:04:23 2016 No.15597405 >>15597349 >sketchkun's handholding lilim pic His name is Latenight. Also, that Lilim pic has made its way to several boorus which is why it's popping up on different boards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:04:31 2016 No.15597406 >>15597389 Doesn't matter, I love them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:04:53 2016 No.15597408 File: 940 KB, 480x270, frederica blowjob.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15597369 >not liking the biting I want the fangs, I need the fangs. I make my BJ onahole bit me as hard as it can.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:04:58 2016 No.15597410 >>15597385 I'm glad you'll never have kids.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:05:21 2016 No.15597413 >>15597336 Not really? Nobody would want to read about a drunkard Oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:05:36 2016 No.15597414 File: 300 KB, 850x1235, spiderwasted.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15597399 Spiders are both exciting and interesting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:05:53 2016 No.15597416 >>15597404 You just don't understand the edge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:06:19 2016 No.15597417 >>15597404 It was posted on April 1st. It was an April Fools.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:06:19 2016 No.15597418 >>15597389 Better dead than webbed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:06:52 2016 No.15597421 GUYS I LOVE DRAGONS ALL OF THEM WOCKS WURMS RYUS I LOVE ALL DRAGON BITS TOO RYU BREASTS AND TAIL WURM CHARM AND SMILE WOCK THIGHS AND FEET I LOVE DRAGONS SEND ME TO THE DRAGON KINGDOM

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:07:58 2016 No.15597423 >>15597417 Oh. Y'know, it's bad form to leave april fools shit up after the date. Either way, if you're lurking, lantern, what's kind of process do you have for when you worldbuilding, if any?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:08:04 2016 No.15597425 >>15597414 Spiders are dumb, rude, disgusting and I will never trust them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:08:33 2016 No.15597426 I want to buy monster girl slaves and make them into big breasted milk maids who get pampered when their chores are done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:08:55 2016 No.15597428 >>15597414 I want to see a spider's horrified face as I Allah akbar myself to keep her from touching me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:09:00 2016 No.15597429 >>15597425 But you're all of those things and they still trust you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:09:20 2016 No.15597430 >>15593528 Dang, it's a shame. I think pastebin must have auto-deleted it or something, I can't find it anywhere. I really liked it, hope you get to that second chapter someday.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:10:30 2016 No.15597432 File: 240 KB, 641x800, 954b042458fb546dfdfc5c6ff5001cbc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15597418 >>15597425 >>15597428 I just don't understand the hate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:11:04 2016 No.15597436 >>15597408 >that gif I hope an oni punches you sane.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:11:31 2016 No.15597438 >>15597429 Spiders and all other giant bugs are untrustworthy! >>15597432 It's because Spiders are gross enough. So that means Spider girls would be even worse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:13:41 2016 No.15597443 >>15597432 IT'S FEAR. Don't you understand, are you not irrevocably afraid of something, nothing that frightens you to your very core? That's spiders for me, been that way all my life and I doubt it'll ever change.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:13:51 2016 No.15597444 >>15597423 He doesn't really. That's why it's such a mess. But the characters more than make up for it usually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:13:52 2016 No.15597445 >>15597436 >>that gif It's okay, she has a healing bite. It'll grow back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:14:16 2016 No.15597447 >>15597414 This pic is perfect, everytime i see it I just want to do lewd things with her cleavage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:14:54 2016 No.15597450 >>15597443 Being afraid of something isn't an excuse to be a sadistic bully, anon.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:14:55 2016 No.15597451
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>>15597438
Its the girls who think no one could love them, that have the most love to give.

Also IRL spiders are not gross. The jumping kind are cute as fuck, and the sleek shelled kind are suave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:15:32 2016 No.15597453 >>15597421 Marvelous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:15:45 2016 No.15597454 >>15597445 Guro a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:16:38 2016 No.15597457 >>15597444 Well its more interesting than anything I've managed to write so I was wondering if he had some kind of method

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:16:45 2016 No.15597459
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>>15597443
Im afraid of Orca whales. They premeditate murder, and torture thier food for fun before eating it.

Theres only enough room on this planet for one of our kind, and I plan on staying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:17:22 2016 No.15597460 >>15597451 >Spiders of any kind >Cute Sorry anon, I kill every spider I see in my home because of my fear of those gross little monstrosities. There is absolutely no way I could trust a Spider girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:17:49 2016 No.15597462 File: 281 KB, 1920x1080, 1400702682241.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15597408 Freddy a cute. She comes in two flavours too so it helps keep things fun in the bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:18:10 2016 No.15597463 >>15597450 I'm not the one who breaks into houses and lurks on ceiling corners, toilet lids, doorknobs and gives birth in my fucking sink! Fuck spiders and fuck their sympathizers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:18:20 2016 No.15597465 >>15597460 Same here, but not because they gross me out, but because they are trespassing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:18:24 2016 No.15597466 >>15597302 Few things would be better than having one tend to your every desire. It's a shame that slimes don't get mentioned that often.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:18:41 2016 No.15597468

>>15597380
Just trying not to spoil one of the big moments of the series outright. Although it's true that the journey matters as much as the destination in this case.

>>15597380
Nothing at all. Nothing at all is wrong with DFC. In fact, some people would prefer her for various reasons. She just hasn't shown up on TV yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:18:42 2016 No.15597469 >>15597460 Enough whining, fag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:19:22 2016 No.15597471 >>15597459 >>15597451 >>15597432 >>15597414 >>15597389 Flammenwerfer.gif

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:19:37 2016 No.15597473 >>15597447 I find it incredibly amusing that spiders are so significantly affected by caffeine. Regardless, such large spider girls would freak me out, especially if I found one suddenly living in the basement.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:19:41 2016 No.15597474 >>15597469 No, you like a bad monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:20:15 2016 No.15597476 File: 659 KB, 1000x708, 44371833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15597462 Three, honestly. And every single one is perfect in it's own way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:20:40 2016 No.15597478 I'm scared of spiders so no arachnid waifu for me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:20:48 2016 No.15597479 >>15597474 You are starting to sound like retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:21:08 2016 No.15597482 File: 119 KB, 960x540, K8wx79o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15597460 Each to their own. I save every spider that ends up in my place.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:21:42 2016 No.15597483

>>15597459
>spiders
>not horrible torturers who liquefy their prey alive
>not horrid monsters who plant their eggs on paralyzed animals and have their young eat them while they're helpless
If you're a spider and you come near me you're getting shot, I'm American and I have rights.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:21:51 2016 No.15597485 >>15597469 The amount of salt in this post makes me feel like we're talking to the dead sea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:21:51 2016 No.15597486 >>15597471 owtheedge.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:22:29 2016 No.15597489 >>15597468 Woops, the bottom response was meant for >>15597384

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:22:31 2016 No.15597490 Slow down on the images fags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:22:52 2016 No.15597492 >>15597479 You're the one getting massively asshurt over people not liking what you like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:22:56 2016 No.15597493 >>15597478 Nobody asked you.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:23:22 2016 No.15597495

>>15597457
He wanted a semi-modern setting that still had the Order war and medieval fantasy stuff. That's pretty much the main premise it's all built around. It's just not justified very well. He would have been smarter leaving explanations out more than including them.

So what you need is an interesting premise more than anything. Don't confuse interesting ideas with good worldbuilding. Worldbuilding is how well the world fits together, the building part of worldbuilding. His doesn't really fit together that well. But it is a pretty cool place. That's what you're wishing for, a cool place and an interesting idea to call your own.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:23:30 2016 No.15597496 >>15597482 You are a braver man than I, anon. I always blast every spider that I see while I'm watering my plants.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:23:40 2016 No.15597497 quick question, but can cool cats create kittens?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:23:47 2016 No.15597498 File: 211 KB, 500x333, Saltyman Sea.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15597485 (will delete in due course) I feel that this is highly appropriate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:23:55 2016 No.15597499 >>15597486 I like edgy and am not ashamed of that, what now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:24:09 2016 No.15597501 >>15597492 Irony.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:25:15 2016 No.15597504 >>15597499 Go to bed, it's too late and you have school tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:25:23 2016 No.15597505 >>15597489 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:26:31 2016 No.15597511 >>15597504 (You)

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:27:00 2016 No.15597512

>>15597459
Orcas also don't attack people in the wild.
They help whalers by chasing whales into the path of the harpoons in exchange for a few pieces like the tongue, as well as protect said whalers from angry whales and sharks should their vessels capsize. They'll even catch the men who can no longer swim due to exhaustion and hold them at the surface so they don't drown.

>tfw no Orca girl and her sisters to decide that I'm the male of their pod

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:27:17 2016 No.15597514 >>15597501 I wasn't even the guy you were talking to. I was just pointing out that you're hilariously angry and defensive because some anons hate spiders.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:27:43 2016 No.15597516
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>>15597483
They aren't intelligent enough creatures to premeditate murder though. Its reasonable to mistrust Orca whales, but spiders are easily handled.

As far as monstergirls are concerned, Arachne dont liquify prey. They just eat normal food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:27:44 2016 No.15597517 >>15597511 Hey, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:27:59 2016 No.15597521 >>15597512 That's metal as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:28:16 2016 No.15597523 File: 205 KB, 1489x808, 1786673480.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15597354 >>15597468 He says that but the truth is simply that the pink one is where it's at. She's also not part of best ship, so-

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:28:34 2016 No.15597525 >>15597516 I want an arachne to liquify me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:28:44 2016 No.15597527 Would spider girls be weak to water?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:28:53 2016 No.15597529 >>15597514 And I'm not that guy, but somehow I don't feel like a three word post constitutes "salt." You sound like the kids who call everything "cringe."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:29:17 2016 No.15597530 >those shit art pictures clearly done to annoy people that weren't even deleted >the sudden aggressive and angry posts over nothing at all >the mentions of /d/ shit Is the shitposter guy back or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:29:42 2016 No.15597531 >>15597516 You don't have to post an image with every reply you know >inb4 new thread Death to spiders, that is all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:30:01 2016 No.15597532 >>15597514 Sure, sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:30:28 2016 No.15597535 File: 143 KB, 960x540, d7cV137.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15597512 Ive seen, with my own eyes, Orca whales capsize kayakers just for fun. They are delinquent as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:30:32 2016 No.15597536 >>15597529 But I didn't reply to that post?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:31:13 2016 No.15597541 >>15597516 >not intelligent enough to premeditate murder >hunters by nature Tu que amigo?

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:31:20 2016 No.15597542

>>15597527
They just have to be very careful of their positioning, but in general I suppose they would be at even more of a disadvantage than us IF they had to tread water.

Excluding the types that can outright walk on water. Google-images it. It makes for some great photos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:31:55 2016 No.15597546 >>15597530 I don't know, but I'm seeing a lot of post about burning and killing monster girls, maybe it's the MGU guy from the other day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:31:58 2016 No.15597547 >>15597527 Diving bell spider girl when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:31:58 2016 No.15597548 >>15597536 Fuck, I quoted the wrong post. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:33:22 2016 No.15597551 >>15597541 Hunters by instinct. Huge difference between planning a killing, and hunting for food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:34:45 2016 No.15597554 >>15597551 Trapdoor spider Assassin spider Go away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:36:10 2016 No.15597557 >>15597523 Is this series any good? Also, source?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:36:19 2016 No.15597558 I want to take raging mushrooms and manticore venom so I can fap enough to fill my bathtub with enough cum for my daughteru to swim in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:36:48 2016 No.15597561 >>15597546 Also guys getting platinum mad because some anons don't like their favorite girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:37:33 2016 No.15597562 >>15597527 >vodka ballons

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:38:05 2016 No.15597565 >>15597561 You sound kinda butthurt there, and don't reply to ded posts.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:38:56 2016 No.15597566

>>15597554
You dont understand the concept of instinct. Dont tell me to go away when you have no idea.

Real spiders are practically mindless. They cant plan and execute a murder in the way that an Orca can. Not to mention that an Orca whale understands what it means to kill.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:40:06 2016 No.15597570 >>15597558 I don't think you need the mushroom for that, unless you're looking to give your daughter an aggressive semen pool dicking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:40:56 2016 No.15597573 I want to hug a Bagheera kiplingi arachne, nothing to fear from a herbivore spider

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:41:00 2016 No.15597575 >>15597562 Why would you be bringing up Oni titties here? Not that it's a subject I don't like, but it's out of context and irrelevant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:41:59 2016 No.15597576 >>15597566 I want to be raped by a gang of arachnes and orca girls!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:42:05 2016 No.15597577 >>15597570 I don't know anon, filling a bathtub would take a LOT of cum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:42:08 2016 No.15597578 >>15597566 We get, you like spiders, some of us don't you can stop now you massive spaz, and don't even feign persecution cause that conversation was dead and you just started it again >>15597389 guess you just wanted to dump spidershit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:43:08 2016 No.15597583 >>15597535 Looking very Spanish there. Very Flamenco-esque.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:43:21 2016 No.15597584 How do you get an Arachne out of your house?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:43:26 2016 No.15597585 >>15597575 >you can't nail spiders with vodka balloons, only onis Do you have brain damage?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:43:43 2016 No.15597586 >>15597577 I'd rather fill a spider girl. I'd want to make her feel like she's gonna burst.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:44:00 2016 No.15597588 [DELETED]

>posts about literally burning monstergirls, and all the arguments are staying up
>every posts, no matter how polite or innocuous, which asks to conserve images, is deleted

What? That makes zero sense.

>>15597570
Anon, without magical enhancement, it would take months of dedication to fill up a bathtub with your cum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:44:18 2016 No.15597590 What's the difference between a wendigo and a kinwalker in /x/ terms?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:45:01 2016 No.15597591 >>15597584 Raid and lots of fire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:45:04 2016 No.15597592 >>15597590 Go ask /x/ you fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:45:29 2016 No.15597594 >>15597578 Not that guy, but out of the two of you, you sound like a cunt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:45:45 2016 No.15597596 >>15597578 Take a chill pill dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:45:59 2016 No.15597597 >>15597588 I smell treachery

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:46:32 2016 No.15597599 >>15597591 That's it, you're going to the spider cuddle pit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:46:34 2016 No.15597600 >>15597573 >vegetarian spider legit worst

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:46:40 2016 No.15597602 >>15597578 Or you can admit you got educated, and fuck right off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:47:08 2016 No.15597604 >>15597599 Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:47:32 2016 No.15597606 >>15597584 You send her to my house.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:47:47 2016 No.15597607 File: 547 KB, 1200x800, no thank you.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15597599 You asked it motherfucker.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:48:04 2016 No.15597609 [DELETED]

>>15597597
Don't know what you mean by that, but it's just such a weird thing to focus on deleting innocuous posts like that which remind people about keeping the threads cool, while ignoring this current spider shitstorm.
Granted, it's not really a big thread-burner, but still, it's really strange.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:48:26 2016 No.15597611 >>15597592 I'm asking here

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:48:51 2016 No.15597614 >>15597606 But how would I get her out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:49:15 2016 No.15597615 >>15597594 They both are taking this way too far with the dumb insults, and for taking a single side in this stupidity I'd say you're the other guy samefagging to make it look like he has support.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:49:16 2016 No.15597616 >>15597604 >>15597607 No, you're going to be kissed and hugged and complimented until you stop being so rude and angry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:49:52 2016 No.15597617 >>15597611 You're not going to get your answer here you fucking moron.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:50:19 2016 No.15597618 >>15597609 I dont see a problem with people posting monstergirls. There's discussion happening.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:50:25 2016 No.15597619 >>15597616 Stop replying to the guro fag already.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:50:34 2016 No.15597620

>>15597535
But did they hurt the person in the kayak?
Like dolphins, they can be assholes, but there's only been one person reported to have been attacked by an orca, and that was a surfer in the 70's and the alleged orca immediately let him go.
I wouldn't recommend carelessly jumping into the water with them, because they are very large apex predators, but you're not likely to be attacked. Fucked with, maybe. They probably thought it was funny to make people shit themselves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:50:52 2016 No.15597622 >>15597616 Do you want paladins? Cause that's how you get paladins.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:50:53 2016 No.15597623 >>15597616 I'll never stop being rude to spiders, they're awful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:52:03 2016 No.15597630 >>15597617 >There aren't any crossies from /x/ in this thread who came here for the fear boners unlikely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:52:27 2016 No.15597631 >>15597615 Your dumb insults are just that, and add no substance to the thread. You have no self awareness.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:52:32 2016 No.15597632 [DELETED]

>>15597588
>every posts, no matter how polite or innocuous, which asks to conserve images, is deleted
Gee I wonder who it could be that wants us to use all our images as fast as possible, especially after we still managed to let the previous thread die a peaceful death with images left.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:52:45 2016 No.15597634 >>15597630 This still isn't the place to ask your off-topic bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:53:17 2016 No.15597639 >>15597618 Yeah, but it really is peppered with lots of "No u", "stop being a baby", "no you're just butthurt". And not the nice sort of peppering which gives it flavour. The sort of pepper which just makes the food taste like grit and ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:53:20 2016 No.15597640 >>15597609 >shitstorm You guys have really gone pussy huh? >don't know what you mean Remember how we were booted from /a/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:53:25 2016 No.15597642 >>15597622 >paladins Cool, I'll go get the beelzebub.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:54:32 2016 No.15597648 >>15597623 What if they called you cute?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:54:50 2016 No.15597650 >>15597584 Tel her about that newly opened S&M club

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:55:47 2016 No.15597653 >>15597648 I still wouldn't like them, spider girls lie all the time.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:56:39 2016 No.15597656

>>15597466
I feel like it's a mixed blessing that they aren't mentioned as often. The last thing I'd want is for them to end up like Wurms.
Anyways, falling into a pool of them would be sublime. I'd be nearly impossible to escape their grasp, but it's not like I'd want to with the amount of control they would have over providing the maximum amount of pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:56:43 2016 No.15597657 >>15597653 But they mean it. You would be cute if you gave them a smile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:56:54 2016 No.15597658 >>15597632 >>15597640 Oh man, really? Not again.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:56:55 2016 No.15597659

>>15597634
I want the opinions of people with a mindset from both here and /x/, mostly here. How is this place not the place to ask, you vitriolic fuck?

Like, some of those skinwalker greentexts. Is that the kinda behavior a more traditional wendigo would have? I know for a fact we've talked about more monstrous acting wendigo here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:57:20 2016 No.15597662 >>15597653 Yeah, if they say something like that I'm sure they would be lying..

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:57:36 2016 No.15597665 >>15597620 Nah, the Orcas just knocked them around, but didn't bite anyone. Still doesnt mean I want to be alone with a super predator that's nearly as smart as we are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:57:57 2016 No.15597669 >>15597588 I actually had one of my image conservation posts deleted

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:58:02 2016 No.15597670 >>15597631 >say both of you sound like morons >still think I'm the guy you were arguing with No really, is the shitposter guy back? Because this is just aggression for the sake of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:58:18 2016 No.15597671 >>15597657 Too bad, I can't give something I'm terrified a smile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:58:31 2016 No.15597672 >>15597659 I guess Latenight awandigo aside, they probably would act a bit more like that. More wild, maybe a little feral and spooky in the way they use their cloak to bend the rules of reality.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:58:39 2016 No.15597673 >>15597653 [citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:58:46 2016 No.15597674 >>15597658 Self-stroking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:58:52 2016 No.15597675 Spiders a shit, get a matango, they're much nicer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:59:15 2016 No.15597677 >>15597671 Not even for a kiss?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:01:06 2016 No.15597684 >>15597675 Matangos are the squishiest of all the girls, not including slimes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:01:06 2016 No.15597685 >>15597675 >antispiderfag has shit taste in girls who would have thought it. Seriously what are you trying to do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:01:21 2016 No.15597687 >>15597677 Especially not for a kiss, I don't want a spider girl's lips anywhere near me. They probably taste like blood and raw meat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:01:58 2016 No.15597691 File: 1.23 MB, 1100x1051, 1465264196826.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragons are lazy good for nothings who just lounge on their hoard all day in their underwear. Don't fall for the hype, they're losers!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:02:40 2016 No.15597692 What kinds of underappreciated girls would live in the desert?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:03:32 2016 No.15597697 >>15597684 Okay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:03:37 2016 No.15597698 >>15597691 she should get a job

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:03:47 2016 No.15597700 >>15597685 >replying seriously to that post You need to grow thicker skin or leave, not everyone has to like your waifu. Are you new? Cause you're acting painfully new.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:04:34 2016 No.15597703 >>15597692 Cacti.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:04:57 2016 No.15597705

What would you do if a Jorougumo started to take your measurements?
I don't mean you walked into a tailor's and asked for a suit, I mean a Jorougumo approached you on the street with a tape measure and started taking measurements, only asking you if you minded after she had already started.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:05:00 2016 No.15597707 I wanna hug a bunch of Matango

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:06:04 2016 No.15597712 >>15597703 They can't give hugs, they are anti yeti

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:06:23 2016 No.15597716 >>15597700 Your mistake is assuming only one person here likes spidergirls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:06:48 2016 No.15597718 >>15597700 Can you imagine if this guy liked succubi back in /a/ or our early days here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:07:09 2016 No.15597721 >>15597687 She does brush her teeth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:07:26 2016 No.15597722 >>15597703 Cactus dryads just want hugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:08:18 2016 No.15597724 >>15597705 Tell her to get her gross mitts off me and walk off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:08:25 2016 No.15597725 >>15597721 I still won't like spider girls anon, I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:08:41 2016 No.15597727 >>15597692 Ghoul

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:08:46 2016 No.15597728 >>15597705 I'd be nervous as fuck, but she'd never know. I'd just shrug it off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:09:10 2016 No.15597729 >>15597716 >missing the point this hard >>15597718 [RAUGHING]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:09:22 2016 No.15597730 >>15597725 Well she just wants to make you happy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:10:43 2016 No.15597733 When is Cait Sith power hour?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:10:48 2016 No.15597734 >>15597730 Sorry, I just can't like spiders.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:11:27 2016 No.15597736 >>15597728 >she'd never know She'd probably smell it on you, and it'd just excite her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:11:51 2016 No.15597738 >>15597734 But there's no need to be so mean to them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:12:07 2016 No.15597739 >>15597734 Just punch him, he's like an arachnotaur witness or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:12:17 2016 No.15597741 You walking garbage pails have been having this banal back-and-forth for over a fucking hour. Drop it.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:14:05 2016 No.15597748
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>>15597659
>I want the opinions of people with a mindset from both here and /x/, mostly here. How is this place not the place to ask, you vitriolic fuck?
Well you're about to get one.

>Like, some of those skinwalker greentexts. Is that the kinda behavior a more traditional wendigo would have? I know for a fact we've talked about more monstrous acting wendigo here.

Wendigos are usually just a North American version of a Ghoul, or in the case of Stephen King's Pet Semetary, a massive creature with a deer's head. KC's Wendigo, as I had said multiple times, is based on Lovecraft's Ithaqua. Ithaqua is just a giant monstrous creature that walks on the winds and summons snow storms to eat people.

Skinwalkers on /x/ are usually just fleshgait shitposts over actual skinwalkers. Fleshgaits inhabit the body/replace the person they're imitating similar to Edgar the Bug in Men in Black. They're exceptionally good at doing this, but at the same time they have to lure somebody away from the group.

Actual skinwalkers are just shamans/warlocks/medicine men who wear the pelts of animals to transform into them or murder blood relatives to do it. But to answer your question:

Wendigos in KC's lore act alot more like fleshgaits/goatmen than skinwalkers. While not directly malevolent pre-Demon Lord they probably intentionally made people pull a Blair Witch Project before eating them in the cold.

So in summary:

>Actual canon Wendigos would be cannibalistic little shits who inhabit NA woods and Canada
>They're skinwalkers if you want to count the fact they're wearing animal pelts to turn into Deersquatch
>You never really know true beauty until you see the Earth from space, or true terror until you hear somebody knocking on the door from the outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You ask them on comms who they are and they say they're Ramirez returning from a repair mission but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he's just as confused as you are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:14:10 2016 No.15597750 >>15597738 But they don't listen to words! How else am I going to tell her I'm not interested?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:14:24 2016 No.15597752 >>15597741 Anon, can I call you a fence sitter for old time's sake?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:15:37 2016 No.15597757 >>15597736 As long as she doesn't take offense to it. Seriously. I like spiders, but physical contact has always been uncomfortable for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:16:04 2016 No.15597758 >>15597750 Say no thank you. Screaming and flailing just excites them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:16:31 2016 No.15597760 >>15597748 >Monsterboy image >Giving an obnoxious retard what he wants Wow anon, you're quite the fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:16:32 2016 No.15597761 File: 518 KB, 800x1000, cait.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15597733 Now

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:16:33 2016 No.15597762

>>15597705
Kinda depends on the situation, but if I were just moseying around town and she approached me, I would probably let her do her thing while mentally sweating bullets.
I would then put "throw myself at the nearest unmarried Ushi-Oni" on my to-do list with the highest priority.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:16:43 2016 No.15597764 >>15597752 Maybe, just maybe, he's tired of watching an unending chain of "you're shit, no you're shit."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:18:01 2016 No.15597766 >>15597761 Oh fuck off already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:18:56 2016 No.15597768 >>15597760 Well given I go on here, /x/, and /tg/ I thought I'd shed some light for him? No need in being so upset, Anon.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:19:26 2016 No.15597771

>>15597757
>but physical contact has always been uncomfortable for some reason.
Same. Normal people find being hugged and touched relaxing or pleasant, but I find it stressful and uncomfortable.
Knowing my luck I'd get stuck with a grabby monster like a Yeti or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:19:45 2016 No.15597772 >>15597762 >throw myself at the nearest unmarried Ushi-Oni" on my to-do list You're afraid of spiders but are gonna marry one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:20:20 2016 No.15597773 >>15597771 >but I find it stressful and uncomfortable. That's probably because you're legitimately autistic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:20:22 2016 No.15597774 >>15597764 Thats not what happened though. People said "I like thing" Then other people said "Fuck you, thing is terrible"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:20:27 2016 No.15597776 >>15597761 More, please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:21:46 2016 No.15597778 >>15597773 It's possible, but there are other factors too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:21:56 2016 No.15597779 >>15597700 I was actually being ironic with that answer, but it seems this is extremely serious for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:23:29 2016 No.15597783 >>15597774 The proper response at that point would have been to not reply, because they're clearly either baiting or trying to start shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:24:08 2016 No.15597784 >>15597773 Some people just aren't into physical contact, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:24:09 2016 No.15597785 >>15597760 Cut down on the salt, wanker. >>15597748 Cheers. So there's no real conflict in playing a wendigo off like more of a /x/ styled skinwalker/fleshgait?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:24:18 2016 No.15597786 >>15597774 >i dont like spiders, burn cut myself!!!! >they are cute :3 >no i hate them awww >kawaiii uguu Those two guys are stupid, an edgy and a retard going back and forth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:25:39 2016 No.15597788 >>15597773 Couldn't remember if it was an autistic or aspie thing. But yeah, I've heard something along those lines. Either way, I'm fucked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:25:59 2016 No.15597790 >>15597784 People that were abused or raped? I have a friend with that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:26:01 2016 No.15597791 >>15597783 If you dont ask questions, you can never find understanding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:26:12 2016 No.15597793 >>15597785 Not really, no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:28:17 2016 No.15597802 >>15597788 Relax, I'm the same way. It's still stupid for us to be into monstergirls when we hate being touched, but maybe you're also in it solely for the fap fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:28:17 2016 No.15597803 >>15597784 Well no shit if they have a good reason like >>15597790 said. But most of the time it's because they're on the spectrum. Not trying to insult people who hate being touched, it's just a fact.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:28:18 2016 No.15597804

>>15597772
I mostly have an issue with Jorou-Gumos, not necessarily spiders in general. Those things freak me the hell out. At least Ushi-Onis are straight forward with their intentions.
I might substitute the spidercow for some other moderately aggressive MG, now that I think of it. I probably wouldn't be thinking straight when trying to get away from a Jorou-Gumo, though.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:28:28 2016 No.15597805 [DELETED]

>>15597748
>You never really know true beauty until you see the Earth from space, or true terror until you hear somebody knocking on the door from the outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You ask them on comms who they are and they say they're Ramirez returning from a repair mission but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he's just as confused as you are.

Terrifying. What's this Thing-esque thing a reference to, if anything?

Also, what the fuck? I was blocked for asking why posts about conserving images were being deleted. Can we not even be fucking curious about weird deletions now? Is the Janitor that goddamn paranoid or ego-crazy like >>15597674 says? And it's off-topic, even when I had an on-topic reply to another Anon in it?
What is even happening?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:29:20 2016 No.15597809 >>15597791 Setsuna plssssss

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:29:23 2016 No.15597811 >>15597790 It also can be personal preference. People can like and dislike different things, oddly enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:29:33 2016 No.15597813 File: 183 KB, 800x602, 1424266604419.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So shittalking monsters ain't allowed now? I'm seriously asking I'm not around as much as I used to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:30:56 2016 No.15597818 >>15597805 Anon pls shut the fuck up already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:31:17 2016 No.15597819 >>15597803 >it's just a fact Is it? Because it sounds more like your opinion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:31:20 2016 No.15597820 >>15597813 Shittalking monstergirls and going on about the ways you want to slaughter them are two very different things.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:33:27 2016 No.15597825

>>15597557
Hour-late reply - my apologies. This marvelous monstrosity is from Sousei no Onmyouji 16**.

The series itself? Simple, yet sublime.

The anime take the approach of breaking up that original enjoyment by rearranging some events, fleshing out some parts, a few outright fillers, etc.

I personally started with the anime, blazed through the manga and am now curious to see what additions the adaptation makes, since the story of both is really the same, thankfully.

I suppose the best thing would be to read the manga (precious new chapter incoming) and then watch the anime at your leisure OR read up to where each episode ends, as I'm doing for other series

**Seriously. You could see where all the budget for Sousei no Onmyouji 16 went. It was ABSOLUTELY worthwhile. The animation and voice work were silky smooth! Excellently expressive! Frighteningly fun to the battle's end!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:34:00 2016 No.15597827 >>15597819 >opinion Are you retarded? One of the symptoms of Autism is a strong dislike of physical contact.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:35:45 2016 No.15597830 >>15597825 I'll check it out then, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:35:46 2016 No.15597831 >>15597333 Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:36:19 2016 No.15597835 >>15597820 As long as you weren't guro'ish about it it wasn't a big deal, at most people would call you edgy, but I haven't seen anything out of the ordinary when shittalking spiders.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:37:20 2016 No.15597838 What happens when a snake girl gets too large to wrap herself around you while you and be your backpack

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:37:28 2016 No.15597839 >>15597820 >ways you want to slaughter them Where?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:37:50 2016 No.15597842 >>15597830 You're entirely welcome. Please enjoy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:38:28 2016 No.15597847 >>15597827 Yes, but there can be other reasons other than that or abuse. I know this is 4chan and anons love looking down on others, but diagnosing people with a mental illness based on a single personality trait is stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:39:12 2016 No.15597849 >>15597838 She becomes your Blanket instead. Under her blankets. And you'll have to squeeze into her sleeping bag during camping trips.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:39:58 2016 No.15597857 Would a Kikimora enjoy being forced to wear a tiny micro skirt with no panties or would she be embarrassed about it? Of course, traditional maid attire is available for when guests arrive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:40:13 2016 No.15597858 >>15597827 Speaking as an actual autist, That's not true in all cases. I'm the biggest cuddlebug you'll ever see.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:40:59 2016 No.15597861 I want to fuck a Cheshire so hard she makes airhorn noises

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:42:28 2016 No.15597868 >go to the alp district of MGC >they're all pretending to be other monster species We need to raise awareness, that alps shouldn't be ashamed of their alpness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:43:30 2016 No.15597873 >>15597847 So I was right, you're a retard that didn't pay attention to the rest of the post. >>15597858 That's very true, however I just went with the most likely assumption.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:44:37 2016 No.15597877 >>15597847 I want a rich vampire to look down on me! i want her to tell me she is always right and I'm wrong because I'm a boy and I'm poor! Then the cuddlerape begins.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:45:16 2016 No.15597878 >>15597868 Gonna punch alps! Someone post the image of stalker guy abut to whack one with a stick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:45:44 2016 No.15597881 >>15597827 >dislike physical contact >was tested for autism at a younger age and it turned out I wasn't It may be a symptom, but just as a cough doesn't mean you have lung cancer, a dislike of intimacy doesn't necessarily mean autism.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:47:11 2016 No.15597887 >>15597873 >So I was right, you're a retard that didn't pay attention to the rest of the post. Looks like I was the one who was right. You just want to insult and look down on people.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:48:33 2016 No.15597891 [DELETED]

>>15597818
I just want to know why the Janitor is going all on out such a crusade like this. By the very particular habit of the posts he deleted, it's like he wants these threads to eat through images as fast as possible to create new ones.
I don't even care about the image limit that much, but that whole situation just isn't a good thing for /mgt/.

It really is just like /a/, where you have a moderation member doing their best to make things worse and more miserable for the users. When just being curious like that gets you blocked, in tandem with the above point, it really just sucks your enthusiasm for visiting these threads away. Enough to make one want to give up on them outright.

I know we all used the feedback system to try and sort this out, but the only mod response we got from that is "Nah, who cares about what courtesies you might've had in these threads. Flood /jp/ with more generals and splinter your posters into multiple dead threads and groups to kill discussion until archival, where you'll move onto an OP made by either a newfag or a person who made it before archival to spite /mgt/ as a whole."
It's really obvious the mods don't care at all about if these threads burn or become the worst general trash on 4chan, if /a/ didn't make that obvious.

Well, I already got blocked anyway, which means the inevitable hammer is looming overheard. Fuck it, in for a penny. Might as well make one last plea to the thread to listen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:48:43 2016 No.15597892 Don't let a "Mary Poppins" Kikimora watch your kids

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:49:38 2016 No.15597895 >>15597887 There is nothing wrong with looking down on a retard that refused to learn context and instead wants to make baseless assumptions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:50:06 2016 No.15597896 >>15597891 Making a post like this isn't going to help at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:50:22 2016 No.15597898 >>15597868 I want to go to the alp harlem in the alp distric with sign saying "i hate alps".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:50:29 2016 No.15597899 >>15597892 Will she rape them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:50:39 2016 No.15597902 >>15597892 Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:50:43 2016 No.15597903 >>15597891 I believe you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:50:51 2016 No.15597904 File: 1.61 MB, 1446x2046, oni_drawn_by_touma_kisa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It sure is stuffy in here, isn't it? More importantly, the contrast created by small horns on a (perceivably) tall Oni is simply wonderful!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:51:53 2016 No.15597908 >>15597899 >>15597902 A spoon full of sugar helps the raging mushroom go down

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:51:55 2016 No.15597909 >>15597891 Considering all thirty 2hu threads should be corralled into one, I dont think they give a fuck about board quality.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:52:00 2016 No.15597910 >>15597895 >baseless assumptions Oh the fucking irony.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:53:46 2016 No.15597914 >>15597910 >Making an assumption based on scientific fact is equivalent to you going "Y-You just want to look down on people!" Why are you so defensive about a non-issue that would have ended had you not butted in and started acting retarded?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:54:28 2016 No.15597917 Why is the thread being especially shitty and angry today? Have people come off bans or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:54:47 2016 No.15597918 >>15597908 I still don't see what is wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:55:41 2016 No.15597920 File: 63 KB, 1000x1000, 1456468011230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's awake

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:56:23 2016 No.15597923 >>15597892 4 out of every 5 Kikimora will kidnap boys that they were assigned to watch over

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:56:31 2016 No.15597924 >>15597920 That fatty needs to go to the gym.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:56:37 2016 No.15597925 >>15597904 I like my girls with big black horns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:56:38 2016 No.15597926 >>15597914 It was more that you were making assumptions in the first place. Also, you sure love throwing the word "retarded" around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:57:22 2016 No.15597931 >>15597923 t. shoggoth

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:57:24 2016 No.15597932 >>15597898 Be proud of your alpness! Fuck you best friend!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:57:26 2016 No.15597933 >>15597920 Smaller more compact cat when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:57:32 2016 No.15597935 >>15597923 I don't believe you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:57:48 2016 No.15597937 >>15597805 It's a fake quote from an astronaut.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:58:04 2016 No.15597939 >>15597924 >>15597933 Bullies

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:58:16 2016 No.15597942 >>15597917 It's all part of the slow decay of being a general. I'm tempted to start using filters and only pick up the OC we get, but then I remember we have the wordpress for that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:58:37 2016 No.15597944 Elves should just cover their ears with hair and pretend to be human

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:58:48 2016 No.15597947 [DELETED]

>>15597926
as·sump·tion
əˈsəm(p)SH(ə)n/
noun
plural noun: assumptions

1.
a thing that is accepted as true or as certain to happen, without proof.
"they made certain assumptions about the market"
Not seeing where making an educated guess means assumption here.

Also, are you seriously miffed over the word "retarded" being used on fucking 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:59:32 2016 No.15597948 >tfw you will never be a cute alp Do you anons like big or small boobs? I ask for a friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:59:52 2016 No.15597951 >>15597920 when the cat is awake you must hug

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:00:12 2016 No.15597954 File: 404 KB, 717x1000, 28b9eec2fcfe7c5ae38f428d97652399.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15597933 You want a lapcat, eh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:00:42 2016 No.15597956 >>15597944 The permanent smell of rape cum would always out them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:00:47 2016 No.15597957 >>15597944 Nah, I quite like elf ears. Remember what happened the last time an elf wasn't good enough?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:00:56 2016 No.15597960 >>15597948 alps are for making fun of their large breasts

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:01:32 2016 No.15597961 >>15597954 What a cute cat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:01:34 2016 No.15597962 >>15597942 Really? What else did you wanted to do? Take a shower, maybe? Play a game? Hmm?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:02:02 2016 No.15597964 I love Succubi they are really cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:02:02 2016 No.15597965 >>15597948 The answer is "go to /y/" This is already shitpost central right now even without actual faggotry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:02:37 2016 No.15597969 >>15597926 >>15597947 Ladies, you're both fucking faggots. Can we go back to bitching about spiders or whatever now? Because that was slightly less annoying than retarded guy vs dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:02:55 2016 No.15597970 >>15597964 Your taste is shit! Die in a fire

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:03:08 2016 No.15597971 >>15597956 If they act human they will never be raped >>15597957 Nothing bad happen last time

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:03:12 2016 No.15597972 >>15597960 >alps are for making fun of. The sentence should have ended there. Alps are relegated to woobie status. They fit the role too well to not be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:04:03 2016 No.15597974 >>15597964 Alices are the cutest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:04:36 2016 No.15597977 >>15597970 Okay anon, but I really do like them. How about you, do you like Succubi?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:04:54 2016 No.15597978 >>15597969 You should probably focus on this faggot >>15597926 that kept dragging on a conversation that was already over.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:05:40 2016 No.15597980 >>15597964 Succubi are plain and boring compared to the other species. Also, they only care for sex and will probably fuck any guy who offers them their food. Which is sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:05:55 2016 No.15597981 Never worry about a Yan Alice because after she rapes you she forget so if you are ever stalked by a yandere hope she is an Alice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:06:27 2016 No.15597985 >>15597971 >If they act human they will never be raped I have my doubts, anon. The desire to be manhandled by orcs or otherwise is too great to deny. I'm an expert on these things from years of intense research.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:07:05 2016 No.15597987 File: 272 KB, 700x979, 1469390277813.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15597977 Yeah, I like them. I was just trying to fit in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:07:27 2016 No.15597988 >>15597978 You were still replying to him and his shit arguments though. Is this a last word thing or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:07:27 2016 No.15597989 >>15597980 I like their plainness and I don't see it a boring but a nice system. > they only care for sex and will probably fuck any guy who offers You could say that about every monster, Succubi aren't unique in that regard

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:07:36 2016 No.15597990

>>15597964
> call a succubus "cute" when she was going for "sexy"
Rapes you until you admit she's sexy
> call a succubus "sexy" when she was going for "cute"
Rapes you because that's just what succubi do when a guy has sex on the brain

They're OK I guess

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:07:57 2016 No.15597992 >>15597920 Cuddle the cuddle cat!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:08:53 2016 No.15597994 I want to make sure my Elf childhood friend never gets raped, because friends don't let friends get raped

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:10:15 2016 No.15597999
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>>15597964
Now this nigga speaks to me.
>dumping mana in the village water supply
>encouraging the youth to explore each other's bodies
>stealing all the paladin helmets right off their heads and replacing them with warm panties
>putting lewd pictures in the clergy's holy books
having sex in the town square while taking the fallen god's name in vain

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:11:12 2016 No.15598003 >>15597942 To be honest I thought the Wordpress died, and I'm not saying that to disparage anybody. It's just it pulled a Ms. Cleo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:11:31 2016 No.15598004 >>15597985 Oh, you are expert in orc cum? You are talking about p'orc femcum, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:12:24 2016 No.15598006 >>15597994 I'm gonna jab you with a needle full of raging mushroom extract and laugh at you while you turn her into your onahole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:13:44 2016 No.15598010 >>15598006 But that is rude

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:14:31 2016 No.15598016 >>15597970 You warm my heart. >>15597971 More like you don't remember, girls died anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:15:25 2016 No.15598017 >>15597994 So all boys should have monstergirl friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:15:48 2016 No.15598019 >>15598003 >To be honest I thought the Wordpress died That's only because there's rarely anything new for it to report anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:16:07 2016 No.15598020 >>15598017 exactly because you pretend to date so monsters don't rape

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:17:00 2016 No.15598023 >>15598004 I'm simply an expert in the holy doujin scriptures. And they say elves are for raping. P'Orcs a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:17:07 2016 No.15598024 >>15598010 The laughing or the stabbing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:18:12 2016 No.15598029 >>15598020 But then the fake girlfriend rapes you instead. MYTH BUSTED.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:18:19 2016 No.15598031 >>15598024 Both, you don't know he might be allergic to mushrooms and you almost kill the guy and forced the elf friend to care for her sick best friend

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:18:52 2016 No.15598038 >>15598023 P'orks a great, I love girls whose shit is slappable.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:19:29 2016 No.15598042

>>15597999
>>15597964
>Be Paladin fighting a Succubus
>She pranks you by ripping off your helmet and replacing it with her soaked panties, giving you a dramatic "Oh NoOOooOo~"
>BUT LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW
>THE ULTIMATE PERVERTED BLOOD FLOWS THROUGH YOUR VEINS!
>Muscles bulge! Cock goes erect! Steam. Fucking. Everywhere!
>FUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!
>Succubus' face turns to horror as you rape her ragged, even going so far as to play her ass like bongo drums with your HANDS OF FATE
>When the panties finally drop off your head, you calm down, trying to figure out why the hell you're naked or why your eyebrows are in a scowling expression
>It hurts getting slapped by a Succubus' blueberry hand
"You idiot!"
>Wait what, you made me do it lady
>She's making an "O" with one hand and forcing her index finger through it
"When a man and monster do this sort of thing you have to kiss first!"
>Paladin.exe has crashed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:19:42 2016 No.15598044 >>15598029 Why would she rape, when she came up with the plan

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:19:51 2016 No.15598046

>>15597999
>mischievous succubus and cheshire working together to prank the whole town
>You swear you can hear 'Nya ha ha's' and 'Oh ho ho's' at night
>everyone wakes up with glasses and mustaches drawn on their face in permanent marker
>sometimes a dick for variety
>hats get replaced with the cock hat
>all sweaters replaced with key hole sweaters

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:20:34 2016 No.15598050 >>15598023 Oh, you are just faggot then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:20:49 2016 No.15598051 >>15598042 so the Succubus kisses him right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:21:10 2016 No.15598054 >>15598046 I want to sacrifice myself to them so they'll stop bothering my village so much. Do they both have big butts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:22:00 2016 No.15598056 >>15598054 no why else were they pranking everyone

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:23:02 2016 No.15598062

I want to run up to a succubi with huge tits and just slap them as she's minding her own business!
I want to run away from her as she stands there too shocked to move!
I want to hear her gasp out "what in the ACTUAL FUCK!?" In a rage at being treated in such a way!
The phantom tit slapper strikes again!
I'll be bigger than the serial hugger!
That dried up old lady of a yeti will have nothing on me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:23:10 2016 No.15598065 >>15597987 That Succubi is very lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:23:55 2016 No.15598068 I like pure and innocent monsters

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:24:04 2016 No.15598069

>>15598031
>make anon sick
>watch with binoculars as the elf tenderly cares for him unaware of the arrowtip aimed square at her ass
>launch
>beautifully it cuts though the air and finds its mark
>the elf's ears perk momentarily and then droop and the enchanted silver works its magic
>see anon go pales though the binoculars as his friend turned rapist has her way with his sick body
You're not exactly hindering me here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:25:21 2016 No.15598072 >>15598069 Anon you're not a nice person.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:25:36 2016 No.15598073 >>15598069 Why do you want them to rape so badly

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:25:41 2016 No.15598074 >>15598068 You cant trust "pure" monsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:26:25 2016 No.15598077 >>15598056 Because everyone was mocking them for having such fat asses. Also because it helps get them off. They won't need it if I'm pounding them for half the day every day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:26:52 2016 No.15598080 >>15598068 Fag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:27:19 2016 No.15598082 File: 460 KB, 1800x2250, 1462810908269.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15597920 Colored version of pic-related when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:27:27 2016 No.15598083 >>15598074 I bet I could trust an Alice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:27:59 2016 No.15598086 >>15598065 She's not trying to be. You're the one who bought her such a short dress

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:28:04 2016 No.15598087 If it's one thing that's kind of annoying about a "foreigner in zipangu" story is it's worse than the novel Bushido

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:28:28 2016 No.15598089 >>15598072 You just figure that out? >>15598073 I joined Deruella's side.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:28:31 2016 No.15598090 Do Cheshires go to pranking school so they don't hurt people?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:28:47 2016 No.15598092 >>15598069 I ask my lich friend to alp you and them you join these threesome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:29:04 2016 No.15598094 >>15598050 ...N-nuh uh. You are. Pay no attention to the alp behind the curtain!

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:29:15 2016 No.15598096

>>15598054
anon don't be silly, they'll take you into their ranks and train you to be a mischief maker. The three of you will make yourselves known as The Prank Patrol and leave a trail of chaos and sensible chuckles in your wake

Along with fierce public orgies, can't forget about those

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:29:40 2016 No.15598098 >>15598069 maybe their Platonic Love will help them overcome the drugs and not rape each other

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:29:57 2016 No.15598100 >>15598082 I wanna grope the cuddle cat! I wanna feel up her thighs and rear!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:31:23 2016 No.15598108 >>15598096 I don't know about that anon. That might have to wait for after they give birth to my daughterus. Because there's no way they're not getting mating pressed, impregnated, and married.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:32:19 2016 No.15598111 Would anything be worse than a father waking up one day to discover that his daughter has been monsterized and is now riding him?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:32:32 2016 No.15598113 >>15598090 yes because the tears a cheshire will cry when she hurts her crush and not to be taken lightly

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:32:37 2016 No.15598114 >>15598100 That's a good way to get her to shove your head between her massive milk jugs and ride you until there's a you shaped imprint on the bed.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:32:54 2016 No.15598116
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>>15598062
>you're a successful pervert criminal
>you've slapped or groped every species in the city
>the ones you can outrun, anyway
>one day, you see a harmless looking yeti standing around in an alley
>too easy
>you sneak up on her, raise your hand, and prepare to feel the sweet sensation of soft flesh rippling after that delightful sharp noise. To see that oh-so pleasing look of shock and surprise on her face before you turn and run.
>you swing your arm, but as you do the yeti turns her head to face you at a terrifying speed
>a sweet, yet horrifying expression is on her face
>you realize your hand never hit its mark, it's resting in a massive white paw
>oh no
>oh god no, she can't be!
>"So we finally meet, my dear."
>a cruel smile spreads across her face
>"you're looking very pale right now. Are you feeling cold?"
>you begin to panic, but she's too strong to shrug off
>"I think someone needs a hug."
>you're found the next day, whimpering on the floor in that very alley

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:32:56 2016 No.15598117 >>15598094 So this is an alp who loves to fap to doujinshis of orc cocks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:33:30 2016 No.15598120 >>15598111 Id say things worked out better than expected. Now I get MG bucks from the gov'

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:33:56 2016 No.15598121 >>15598092 Doesn't work that way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:34:02 2016 No.15598122 >>15598114 All the better! Just means she'll get tired and I can give her a feast in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:34:39 2016 No.15598126 >>15598113 Hell hath no fury like a Cheshire who just found out who the bullies who hurt her beloved crush are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:34:57 2016 No.15598128 Make sure you remove the incest porn from your daughteru's stash

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:35:03 2016 No.15598129 File: 385 KB, 1800x2250, feoVYif.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15598082 Look out, the cuddle cat will get you!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:35:15 2016 No.15598130 >>15598098 And maybe tomorrow we'll wake up and find monsters are real.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:36:18 2016 No.15598135 >>15598111 Waking up to find out his daughter's been monsterized and is riding the neighbor boy instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:36:34 2016 No.15598137 >>15598126 But it was her fault he went into the room with all the bullies after telling him a gift was waiting there

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:37:11 2016 No.15598138 >>15598128 >Not wanting to make sure your daughteru has a pleasant and smooth first time

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:37:29 2016 No.15598140 >>15598129 I wish the THICC meme would die already

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:37:37 2016 No.15598142 >>15598098 >Platonic Love that is a concept foreign to monsters

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:37:55 2016 No.15598143 >>15598121 It has to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:37:56 2016 No.15598144 >>15598128 Should you be worried if there is alp porn in it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:38:16 2016 No.15598145 >>15598128 Would you be interested in buying homemade father/daughter porn?

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:38:44 2016 No.15598148

>>15598129
>A perverted and mischievous Cheshire with a Cuddle Cat body will never ride your face while sucking your dick with a smug smile on her face.
>You'll never feel her massive ass pressed against your face while she grinds her pussy in tempo with your tongue.
Damn it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:38:45 2016 No.15598149 >>15598138 Just swap her incest porn for childhood friend porn

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:39:00 2016 No.15598150 >>15598140 And your dad wishes he used condoms that one night but we can't all get what we want can we?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:39:01 2016 No.15598151 >>15598126 She'd just join in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:39:33 2016 No.15598152 >>15598143 It doesn't and stop with the bait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:39:42 2016 No.15598154 >>15598140 Nobody even say that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:39:52 2016 No.15598155 >>15598144 She's holding it for a friend

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:39:54 2016 No.15598156 >>15598137 She was planning to surprise him by popping out of a locker and confessing, but the bullies showed up and beat him up while she looked on in horror.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:40:52 2016 No.15598158 >>15598140 People will never stop drawing thick chicks even if the thicc meme dies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:40:55 2016 No.15598159 >>15598150 >getting this mad we've just had one set of deletions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:41:13 2016 No.15598160 >>15598156 >beat him they beat him off?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:41:49 2016 No.15598163 >>15598128 But I'm the one who bought it for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:43:40 2016 No.15598164 >>15598152 It's not bait, I just thought you cared so much for them you would like that.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:43:57 2016 No.15598165

>>15598160
The bullies are human anon. Cheshire had to watch her beloved anon get the shit beat out of him by Chad Thunderpraise from Paladin Prep. and his buddies.
She's going to pour Hot Sauce all over their condoms, among other horrible things before going to visit Anon in the infirmary.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:45:20 2016 No.15598169 So Mindflayers are adorable right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:46:17 2016 No.15598172 >>15598169 Not even a little.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:46:56 2016 No.15598174 >>15598116 What's so bad about hugging?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:47:39 2016 No.15598176 >>15598172 I think they are the most adorable

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:48:03 2016 No.15598178 >>15598169 Only the loliflayers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:48:03 2016 No.15598179 >>15598128 How about you die in a fire?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:48:53 2016 No.15598181 >>15598179 but you need to get her to stop having that silly incest kink

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:49:19 2016 No.15598182 >>15598174 >he doesn't know about the serial hugger That or you're a butthurt yeti.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:49:23 2016 No.15598183 >>15598169 Only the single ones. Nobody wants to see a dripping squid garter, that you know is currently inside the girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:49:35 2016 No.15598184 >>15598169 When caged and dropped somewhere in the mariana trench.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:49:47 2016 No.15598185 What happens if a mindflayer's husband is under the influence of raging mushrooms while in squid form?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:50:09 2016 No.15598187 I bet Mindflayers need hugs because they aren't hugged often

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:50:46 2016 No.15598188 >>15598183 What if I want to be that squid?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:51:19 2016 No.15598190 >>15598184 So she is going scuba diving? A wetsuit can look sexy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:51:29 2016 No.15598191 >>15598185 He becomes the true tentacle hentai hero.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:51:50 2016 No.15598193 >>15598181 If by stop you mean encourage and by silly you mean freaking hot then you have my full support.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:52:06 2016 No.15598194 >>15598181 Whats a good approved incest list for the daughter then?

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:52:47 2016 No.15598195

>>15598117
>Alpified hikki spends all day online wearing a tanktop and shorts that haven't been washed in weeks.
>Still in denial about the change as she continues browsing ero doujins after calling people fags and tell them they have shit taste on message boards
>Refuses to acknowledge the fact that she's started self inserting as the girl and bitches about the amount of mosaic censored cocks.
>Entire room has taken on distinct coombined smell of sweat, vaginal fluids, and ramen noodles.
>The feeling of dread becomes worse and worse as the supply of tissues begins to dwindle at an alarming rate.
>They night they run out becomes one that goes down into history books as the day a single, odd smelling alp went on to rape entire city blocks.
>She wakes back up in her room with no recollection of the nights events after going venturing out. All but distinctly forgetting to pick up more tissues....and more chicken ramen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:52:59 2016 No.15598198 >>15598194 Daughterus need to get out of their incest phase and go date the nice neighbor boy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:53:07 2016 No.15598199 >>15597391 THICC H I C C

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:53:27 2016 No.15598200 >>15598188 Thats fine, but its still gross in public.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:53:35 2016 No.15598201 I always cover my ears when mindflayers are nearby, fuck their feelings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:54:39 2016 No.15598204 >>15598198 Childhood friend romance is the best. I wouldn't want to deprive my daughteru of that like I was.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:54:43 2016 No.15598205 >>15598198 Unless the neighbor boy wants my foot in his ass he'll get his own kool aid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:57:00 2016 No.15598210 >>15598129 Gonna impregnate the cuddle cat!

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:57:02 2016 No.15598211

>>15598128
But if I remove all the incest porn she'll have no other outlet for her perverted fantasies than to actually incest me.

It's a pressure valve, anon. It allows her to let off steam, rather than bottling all those sexual frustrations up until she explodes and... err... 'acts out'.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:57:32 2016 No.15598212 >>15598205 >Depriving your daughteru the purest of loves. You're a real monster and a real shitty father anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:58:30 2016 No.15598214 >>15598182 I really don't see why a dumb hug would cause that reaction.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:58:54 2016 No.15598215 >>15598212 >doesn't fuck his daughteru >thinks he has any say on parenthood I bet your wife is human.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:58:54 2016 No.15598216 >>15598211 Good point

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:59:26 2016 No.15598217 >>15598214 It's because she doesn't ask for permission before hugging people into submission. Do you know how many people she's ruined for marriage?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:59:39 2016 No.15598218 >>15598200 Public sex is best anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:00:36 2016 No.15598219 >>15598215 People like you are the scum of the fucking planet. Daughterus aren't meant to be dicked and I'll never dick mine. How's your waifu feel about you being an unfaithful bag of busted cocks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:02:24 2016 No.15598221 >>15598217 It's just a hug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:02:38 2016 No.15598222 >>15598219 >People like you are the scum of the fucking planet Nice opinion >Daughterus aren't meant to be dicked Objectively false >and I'll never dick mine I don't care >spoiler Get a new complaint

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:02:51 2016 No.15598223 File: 3.25 MB, 2893x4092, 1466612947751.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Drunk Monster Girls are trustworthy right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:02:56 2016 No.15598224 >>15598214 Are you new to the threads? The serial hugger is a yeti who gives such nice hugs to unwilling men that they end up traumatized. In her worst attacks she even hugs their monster wives too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:03:39 2016 No.15598226 >>15598224 But it's just a hug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:03:58 2016 No.15598228 >>15598222 Not him, but having a cuck for a wife is a pretty valid reason to call you out. Getting a new complaint won't erase the old one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:04:00 2016 No.15598229 >>15598221 How do you even have internet access on your frozen mountain cave?

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:04:23 2016 No.15598230
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>>15597868
Some alps aren't satisfied with just being alps. They gotta be alp dragons. Alp wans. Alp liliraunes. Kunoichis, nereids, amazons, alices, vampires, demons, liches, fucking arch alps!

It's madness!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:04:52 2016 No.15598231 >>15597185 >Expecting people to even touch Oomukade after Alp ruined them

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:04:57 2016 No.15598232 >>15598223 They may be a lot more touchy-feely than usual.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:04:59 2016 No.15598233 >>15598219 nig nog, MG waifus encourage family activities.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:05:02 2016 No.15598234 >>15598223 When they're drunk is when they're at their most honest, so in a way they are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:05:07 2016 No.15598235 >>15598226 >but it's just a rape >but it's just a murder >but it's just a hollywood remake This is you right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:05:18 2016 No.15598236 >>15598219 What's your name? I want to name my next incestual offspring in your honor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:06:34 2016 No.15598239 >>15598230 Ruining good species by associating them with Alp shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:06:41 2016 No.15598240 >>15598228 >cuck wife Nice meme and assumption >valid reason to call you out More nice opinions

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:06:44 2016 No.15598241
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How do monster girls pick their husbandos when they prefer the strong, reliable types who can protect their smiles no matter how strong they are themselves?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:07:06 2016 No.15598242 >>15598229 But I live on a small island on the west coast of Canada.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:08:13 2016 No.15598245 Zombies are nice anyone want to talk about zombies?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:08:36 2016 No.15598248 >>15598235 Hugs aren't anywhere near that. You guys are crazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:08:41 2016 No.15598250 >>15598223 They have a slightly higher chance to fall over and start masturbating instead of doing anything bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:08:48 2016 No.15598252 >>15598245 Zombies are for cuddling until one day you wake up with a Wight in your arms!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:08:57 2016 No.15598253 >>15598241 By beating them/having their shit beat out by them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:09:03 2016 No.15598254 >>15598242 Of course, in exile from the mainland like Napoleon because of KGA.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:09:29 2016 No.15598256 >>15598242 >admitting to living in a cold place >sees nothing wrong with the serial hugger This post is suspicious as fuck. I'm glad we have anonymous IPs right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:09:55 2016 No.15598258 >>15598252 Can we stick to zombies

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:10:08 2016 No.15598259 >>15598240 >Assumption I guess I am assuming your wife isn't dead or gone, but its a fair assumption to make. And if she isn't she's a cuck for allowing her husband to fuck another woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:10:52 2016 No.15598261 >>15598248 Was it hard finding a keyboard for those fucking massive yeti fingers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:11:19 2016 No.15598262 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:11:28 2016 No.15598263 >>15598231 > have written multiple things with Oomukades Welp

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:11:30 2016 No.15598264 >>15598258 But wights are intelligent enough to pass for a zombie without any one being the wiser. Hell she could be a wight for a straight century before you begin to suspect your zombie is a tad too capable.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:12:26 2016 No.15598267

The classic "dick the daughteru/don't dick the daughteru" debate is rather nostalgic. But I think I'd personally side with the "Don't" camp. That's mostly due to actually having a daughter. But really, if you're talking about MGs, general logic and modern societal ethics/moral just kind of get lost. So hey, go crazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:13:24 2016 No.15598270 >>15598264 Wights are shitty haughty noblewomen while zombies are the average undead and don't need to be brainless wanderers.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:13:26 2016 No.15598272

>>15598259
>I guess I am assuming your wife isn't dead or gone
There's your problem
>but its a fair assumption to make
Cause we're all KC hardliners right?
>And if she isn't she's a cuck for allowing her husband to fuck another woman
suppose by definition I cannot argue that. There's nothing wrong with that though.
>inb4 you misconstrue my post

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:13:29 2016 No.15598273 Vampire Mistress tells you she's pregnant after the sex she demanded from you and asks if you wish to be her King of the castle in a tsundere manner

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:13:36 2016 No.15598274 File: 405 KB, 973x1271, 1467499447299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm powerless against dragons

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:14:24 2016 No.15598276 File: 392 KB, 1000x1000, 1234786342342.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15598261 Do not bully the Yetis!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:14:25 2016 No.15598278 >>15598254 But anon. I'm KGA. Still a dumb fucking name. >>15598256 The west coast isn't actually that cold, especially if you're close to the US border.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:14:32 2016 No.15598279 >>15598267 Stop being reasonable, you're giving me a hernia.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:14:37 2016 No.15598280 >>15598270 Your Zombie's personality wouldn't change if she became a Wight, she'd just be more coherent and soft. And she'd be just as much of a cuddlebug as ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:14:45 2016 No.15598281 >>15598195 I'm gonna save the city by delivering her pizza and chinese food!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:14:56 2016 No.15598282 >>15598273 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIDHFbjQ93A

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:15:04 2016 No.15598284 >>15598273 But I'm her slave, not a king. I can't handle that responsibility. Besides, she's better at that stuff.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:15:26 2016 No.15598285

>>15598267
The argument goes haywire when you consider spirit energy. Do young MGs need it for proper development? Do they not? Do they have over developed sex drives? Are they far more intelligent than human children?

There's just too many unanswered questions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:15:57 2016 No.15598288 >>15598273 Kiss her on the forehead and ask her why she took so long to ask. Then princess carry her to the bed and cuddle her all night long.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:16:08 2016 No.15598290 >>15598261 But anon, I'm not a Yeti. I just don't see why a small thing like a awkward hug from a stranger would be that big of a deal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:16:14 2016 No.15598291 >>15598262 At this point, that's like saying "Try not to set fire to this pile of ashes."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:16:27 2016 No.15598292 >>15598280 She'd still be a shitty wight instead of a nice zombie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:17:28 2016 No.15598295 >>15598290 No, really. Are you new?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:17:57 2016 No.15598298 >>15598245 Ghoul >>>>>>> Zombie

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:18:09 2016 No.15598300

>>15598270
>Wights are shitty haughty noblewomen
This meme needs to fucking die already. What this anon said >>15598280

>>15598272
Well, I'm neutral towards dicking the daughter if the wife isn't in the picture. I mean, it's not NTR if your wife is dead. Well, don't kill her just to fuck your daughter that would be pretty twisted. and you don't want a vengeful, corned yan wisp on your ass.

>inb4 you misconstrue
There's plenty incriminating without me having to twist your words

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:18:18 2016 No.15598301 >>15598291 Its not that bad. I've seen worse. Much worse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:18:23 2016 No.15598302 >>15598273 Run off with my dhampir daughter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:18:23 2016 No.15598303 >>15598292 Boy, stop hatin'

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:18:30 2016 No.15598304 >>15598262 I'm tired of this meme post.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:19:10 2016 No.15598307 File: 80 KB, 309x259, 1467232205491.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15598261 Yetis would have to use keyboards the size of a desk to type, or use a speech-to-text program with a Yeti mic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:19:41 2016 No.15598310 >>15598295 No, it's just always seemed dumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:20:06 2016 No.15598311 >>15598300 It's not a meme, it's fact. >>15598303 Stop telling me I can't have a zombie then. You can have your product of a broken class system and I can have my thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:21:08 2016 No.15598315 >>15598310 Pretty much all of the threadcanon here is stupid as fuck, what do you want from me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:21:39 2016 No.15598319 >>15598311 That wasn't me dude. I just chimed in to say stop hating. There's nothing wrong with Wights or Zombies. Im a will o wisp guy myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:21:42 2016 No.15598320 >>15598307 imagine a yeti playing vidya while using text to speech she'd have to say every letter out loud and multiple times to play an fps >"w, w, w, w!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:22:32 2016 No.15598322 >>15598301 The shitstorms aren't the only thing to contend with, remember. Slowly but surely, the fibres of this thread are unwinding. And some certain individuals are just pulling the frayed ends apart faster.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:22:45 2016 No.15598323

>>15598285
That's true. Just saying it's hard not to be biased, given my own position and the lack of answers to those very questions. Hypothetically, if your daughteru needed papas dickin' to grow up strong and well developed, then yeah. Not dicking the daughteru would be getting you a visit from the MG CPS. Which... to be honest, sounds like it would make for a somewhat hilarious story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:23:53 2016 No.15598329 >>15598320 >damn snowdarkies yelling into their mics again >GO BACK TO YOUR MOUNTAIN CAVE WITH YOUR 400 PING

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:24:31 2016 No.15598331 >>15598329 >snowdarkies Don't be racist!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:25:29 2016 No.15598332 >>15598311 >It's not a meme, it's fact.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:26:41 2016 No.15598338 File: 44 KB, 158x151, you only had to listen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Over a month and KC hasn't updated his Enty

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:27:07 2016 No.15598340 >>15598302 You'll break her heart.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:27:31 2016 No.15598342

>>15598300
Your imagination is limited, there's more than one way to dick the daughteru.

Her and the waifu
Waifu wants you to
Waifu left you
Waifu died
Waifu mistreats you and your daughteru comforts you
You found the girl and raised her as such
She rapes you
In vitro SE
You left the monster that raped you and your daughteru tracked you down
Assuming someone's "cheating" on the wife shows how little you think. And people who call it NTR can fuck right off let me tell you that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:28:20 2016 No.15598344 Monoeyes are my monolove

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:28:22 2016 No.15598345

>>15598323
After leaving for long stints of time I get more and more surprised that the threads have lasted as long as they have without becoming worse than they are. There are still other places to go to, though. And it doesn't really look like the scene itself will be going dead any time soon. Compared to those other places, I'd still prefer to hang around here though. For the most part I've grown to like you autists.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:28:47 2016 No.15598347

>>15598332
Yep, exactly what I said. They're supposed to be upper class, which will only come with the garbage kind of corruption and arrogance you get with that kind of thing.
Also, monsters are supposed to be hedonists and in general favor anarchy instead, so what purpose is there in having snob monsters then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:29:44 2016 No.15598350 >>15598322 If i had a dollar for every doomsaying post I read.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:29:44 2016 No.15598351 >>15598323 >We received an anonymous tip that you've been neglecting your daughters spiritual health. We dont need to tell you how important this is for childhood development. We've confiscated your condoms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:29:55 2016 No.15598352 I want to raise the daughteru to want to marry a good man

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:29:56 2016 No.15598353 >>15598281 Prepare to be awkwardly tipped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:30:01 2016 No.15598355 >>15598285 >>15598323 >I have never read about this subject in the world guide but I'll give my opinion each time it comes up I am legit miffed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:30:50 2016 No.15598358 File: 58 KB, 514x650, 1444143269803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15598345 >without becoming worse than they are Ahahaha.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:31:47 2016 No.15598360 >>15598352 >marry a good man you are doing a great job at making sure she won't marry you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:31:54 2016 No.15598361 >>15598350 Is it doomsaying when there's proof in this very thread? Or rather, this thread's archive?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:32:52 2016 No.15598363 >>15598355 please, edify us Mr.Smartypants.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:33:31 2016 No.15598366

>>15598342
>Her and the waifu
>Waifu wants you to
Cuckoldry
>Waifu left you
>Waifu died
Already mentioned those
>Waifu mistreats you and your daughteru comforts you
What kind of beta bitch stays with an abusive woman?
>You found the girl and raised her as such
Eh. I already stated my neutrality towards this scenario
>She rapes you
Bitch is getting a stern talking to that may or may not end in disowning. That is if the waifu doesn't snap first.
>In vitro SE
Nani?
>You left the monster that raped you and your daughteru tracked you down
What if you're already in another relationship?

It is NTR. Hypothetically speaking, you r waifu gives birth to a on and you come home to find your son fucking your wife. Is it or is it not NTR? Revere the roles, the outcome is still the same. A shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:33:48 2016 No.15598367 What happens the the monster mother steps out to go buy smokes and never comes back

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:34:34 2016 No.15598368 >>15598347 So, what. does the process of wighting a zombie require so much energy, not because you're transforming her, but rewriting history itself to make her become born of the upper class?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:34:47 2016 No.15598370 >>15598345 Derp. Meant to link >>15598322 >>15598358 It could be a lot worse than it is right now. At least there's still some OC and things haven't become a stagnant pile of circlejerking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:35:04 2016 No.15598372 >>15598366 Like I said, fuck right off, No one shall stop the daughteru getting the D.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:35:46 2016 No.15598374 >>15598361 >it's another the mods wants us out post Go ahead, get banned again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:36:04 2016 No.15598378 >>15598347 Have you forgot vampire exist? The all time classic noble monster

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:36:14 2016 No.15598379 >>15598363 Which one are you, ask what you want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:36:50 2016 No.15598380 >>15598372 Hey, I can't actively stop you from having shit taste. I can tell you how shit your taste is though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:37:25 2016 No.15598382 >>15598366 Stop pushing this, if you don't like harems/dicking daughter just ignore them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:38:04 2016 No.15598383 >>15598379 I just asked you. redpill us on proper mg daughteru care according to the world guide, please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:38:06 2016 No.15598384 >>15598367 You carry your daughteru on your shoulders and become father/daughter bounty hunters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:38:17 2016 No.15598385 >>15598374 I never said that. All I'm saying is, proof of people's actions tells a very definite story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:39:07 2016 No.15598390 >>15598347 I remember you, you are the same guy that was sperging about wights a few days ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:39:14 2016 No.15598391 >>15598382 I just think cockoldry is a shit tier fetish with a shit tier fanbase and I would rather not see it infect the thread further.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:40:24 2016 No.15598392 >>15598385 What "actions"? People like you doomsaying? We had those since we first came to /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:40:52 2016 No.15598394 >>15598366 Excuse me sir but you are in fact using the wrong term, you instead should be using Cuckquean to describe the wife of a daughteru dicker

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:41:19 2016 No.15598395

>>15598347
The profile entry doesn't really give the picture wights are dickish at all, unlike vampires or something.
The most haughty thing they do according to the profile is flaunting their beauty to the other high class monsters, and even that's partly the wight saying that her husbando pounds her like the fist of an angry god.

Honestly pretty much every story or greentext featuring a wight I've seen gets them totally wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:41:27 2016 No.15598396 >>15598391 The only cuckfag I'm seeing here is you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:42:57 2016 No.15598403 Always with the daughteru dicking discussion. We need to discuss dicking your blood-related/ monstergirl sister more often. Actually, on this note. How many stories about MG sister incest are there? I can only think of one off the top of my head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:43:09 2016 No.15598404 >>15598395 This guy hates them because he has to deal with rich people irl, he already said so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:43:14 2016 No.15598405 >>15598396 What did I say? Shit. Tier. Fanbase.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:45:18 2016 No.15598412 >>15598403 Oneesan Love is objectively best love

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:45:22 2016 No.15598413 >>15598274 I love how there is one or two dragons popping up in the middle of every discusion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:45:40 2016 No.15598414 >>15598405 Okay? Then go away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:45:40 2016 No.15598415 I have a rare blood type so would I get paid well to sell some to a fancy vampire banquet

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:46:12 2016 No.15598420

>>15598392
I've already mentioned where you can go to see what's happened already. How any allusions to such things in the thread vanish entirely. How so many people have tried to speak against it and been silenced.
Doomsaying implies an end to these threads. I'm more implying an end to these threads as we know and care about them.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:46:13 2016 No.15598421

>>15598383
>the thoughts of monsters are monstrously obscene from a very young age. They have knowledge of sex, and take a strong interest in human men. Monster children casually chat about monster-like topics such as sex, pleasure, etc.

>monsters don't go through the growth process that human girls go through in which they scorn or avoid their father, perhaps for that reason, their devilish nature may end up awakening to their own father, and there are also girls who will have sex with their father and try to get spirit energy. Monsters raised that way will grow dramatically more powerful and possess far more demonic energy than those raised only on normal food

>Every monster mother deeply loves her children, who are crystallizations of the love they share with their husband. Monster mothers always wish for the happiness of their children. They want their own cute daughters to grow to be more lewd and lustful like a fine monster, and spend their days in happiness as monsters who drown in the pleasure of sex with men. As far as other monsters besides the mother are concerned, it's a thing to be joyfully welcomed when monster children show an early interest in human men and sex.

>Also, the obscene, depraved sight of the little girls who become prisoners while repeatedly having sex after that is regarded as wonderful by monsters who consider it a virtue to be more lascivious

>In order to enable their daughters to find men through their own power and have sex, monster mothers often give their daughters as much freedom as possible and let them make their own decisions. Monster children basically spend their days doing whatever they like, and going wherever they like.

>Desire for one's own father is not to be denied, and incest is never condemned. As far as monsters are concerned, if one has desire for a specific man, then one should act on the urge and have sex with him. Even if it's ones own father, etc. , it won't be a problem. On the contrary, the desire for a man takes highest precedence, and it's unthinkable to discard it over something as trivial as “blood connection.”

>Additionally, the birth of a monster of a “sudden mutational race” is a very joyous thing for mothers. Generally monsters of sudden mutational races have a peculiar nature, and possess high abilities, so they are also welcomed by all monsters. Harboring a new devilish nature and eventually using her new body and abilities during sex, the daughter will be able to produce a new pleasure. Monster mothers who want their own daughters to be more lascivious are overjoyed at the prospects of their daughter's future just as if it were their own, and it makes their hearts dance.

Literally all positive, denying the daughteru the D is what's wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:47:07 2016 No.15598423 >>15598403 Clear those cookies, onii-chan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:47:09 2016 No.15598424 >>15598403 How can you have a blood related MG sister? the math just baffles me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:47:26 2016 No.15598427 >Arguing about daughteru dicking again You know what we need to discuss more? Dicking your blood-related monstergirl sister. On this note, how many stories do we even have about MG sister incest? I can only think of one off the top of my head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:47:43 2016 No.15598429 >>15598421 >denying the daughteru the D is what's wrong. No, it's the best thing you could do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:48:19 2016 No.15598431 File: 578 KB, 750x900, 1463544671678.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15598274 I love how there is one or two dragons popping up in the middle of every discusion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:48:47 2016 No.15598432 >>15598427 I'm game, just get ready for >muh monsterboys >muh human births

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:48:56 2016 No.15598433 >>15598420 This is just an opinion now, you have a personal vendetta against moderation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:48:58 2016 No.15598434 >>15598424 You had a regular human sister and then Mamanobama got elected in 2008.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:49:05 2016 No.15598436 Hey guys don't scare the ghost girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:49:39 2016 No.15598438 >>15598403 Why did this get deleted, of all the posts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:50:00 2016 No.15598440 >>15598421 Thank you, thats what I wanted and expected.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:50:26 2016 No.15598441 >>15598432 Monsterboyfag pls go

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:50:35 2016 No.15598442 >>15598424 If she's your imouto? Very easily. Either she or your mother got corrupted after you were born. If she's your onee-san, then either time traveling shenanigans or she got corrupted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:51:19 2016 No.15598444 >>15598440 You were fucking with me from the start?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:51:26 2016 No.15598445 >>15598438 He didn't deleted those cookies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:52:15 2016 No.15598447 >>15598423 I have no excuse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:52:17 2016 No.15598448 >>15598445 He was banned then? How can one tell?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:52:39 2016 No.15598450 >>15598424 Mindflayer sister edits out the details.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:52:46 2016 No.15598451 >>15598427 There is that story from seafom, I think it was from him.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:53:54 2016 No.15598453

>>15598433
When did I mention anything about that? You're putting words in my mouth.

All I'm saying is, choices have been made, wherever out of spite or ignorance, by certain people, which are the complete opposite of beneficial to these threads. It's happened not only on /jp/, but also on /tg/ and /a/, and have all had very similar themes.

And if you've seen the damage and destruction those choices have made, then you wouldn't be making defensive statements towards certain parties like you might possibly, maybe, potentially be making now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:53:56 2016 No.15598454 So do undead sleep or do they just watch you the whole time

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:53:59 2016 No.15598455

>go to a cave because of curiosity
>see a dragon tied up in the middle of a huge room of top of a magic circle
>she tells you to go out as there is nothing for you to see here
>you ignore her and wander around the huge complex
>she's just there looking at you roam around
>you just can't help but ask her why this huge place was awfully empty
>she let out a small chuckle before telling her story
>over a century ago this once her lair filled with treasures from falllen kingdoms
>one day the order came and somehow managed to seal her
>she tells you that the seal constantly drains her strength and mana just enough for her to be conscious
>she started to cry as she tells you how she just watched her horde slowly being plundered as she just lie there helplessly
>she tells you that you're the first human to go there since the last of her horde was taken 100 years ago
>you hear on a small voice begging you to end her misery as being sealed in this place is her personal hell
>you feel the great despair and depression on her voice
>you tell her that it will be hard as normal weapons wont do anything to a dragon
>she answers that she has been weakened enough that a simple iron sword to the heart will kill her
>you think about it for a while
>you think that you cold teach her to live again, but then again you barely know any happiness that life is to offer
>so you have decided for an action
>you had lovers suicide with her

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:54:50 2016 No.15598458

>>15598448
4chan gives you unique identifiers in the form of cookies. If you get banned, swap IPs, then come back, you'll be auto-banned because the site still recognises your unique cookies.

Not that guy but it's pretty easy to tell since his post has no obvious offenses but got nuked almost instantly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:55:04 2016 No.15598459 >>15598448 If you look slightly below that post, you'll find another one whose contents are almost identical to the deleted one. He probably deleted it because of a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:55:21 2016 No.15598460 >>15598451 I don't understand why that story gets brought up so much, sure his father was pretty much a monsterboy, but the MC who the focus is on was human, not even an incubus, human.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:56:12 2016 No.15598461 >>15598444 Nah, I was the guy vouching for dicking the daughteru. I didn't know there was official word on the topic, so I was legitimately asking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:56:14 2016 No.15598462 >>15598455 You probably shouldn't do that with someone you just met.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:56:18 2016 No.15598463 >>15598451 Exactly the one I was thinking of.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:56:30 2016 No.15598465 I like slimes they seem to be maximum comfy to cuddle

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:57:06 2016 No.15598468 >>15598453 Why so cryptic, make a pastebin with all of this crazy ideas and add monsterg girls to it. And don't forget to post it here. Call it "Dicking Ex".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:57:06 2016 No.15598469 >>15598454 They sleep because they want to be more human.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:57:15 2016 No.15598471

>>15598403
>be the only son in a happy human family
>then your mother gets sick, she never gets better, but never dies either
>she's always in pain however and it kills you inside
>then monsters happen and integrate quite peacefully into society
>huge advancements are made in medicine
>including curing your mother
>the process would include her becoming a monster however
>fast forward nine months later and you're back at the hospital with your mother
>however you're welcoming your new manticore little sister into the world
I will continue when I get back on my computer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:58:09 2016 No.15598474 >>15598460 I just like that story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:58:26 2016 No.15598476 >>15598455 That was really stupid.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:58:50 2016 No.15598477

>>15598458
Oh. But cookies are super easy to delete. Even easier than swapping an IP. Is it only there to catch out the people who IP change but don't clear cookies? Because that kind of selective stupidity seems kind of rare.

>>15598459
The dragon one here?
>>15598413
>>15598431
I think he just deleted his post because he forgot the picture.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:59:02 2016 No.15598479

>>15598455
That's so dumb.

>not drawing dicks on the seals to break them
>not going there everyday to cook and clean, carefully taking care of her
>not grabbing every shiny you find and adding to her hoard
>not being happy when she finally recovers her strenght

It's like you won't even give your life for dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:59:29 2016 No.15598481 >>15598469 so she fake sleeps and makes snore noises on purpose how cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:59:51 2016 No.15598483 >>15598471 Me starting to like mother/son incest is one of my biggest fears.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:00:10 2016 No.15598484 >>15598454 Well I hope they can sleep or hibernate or something, spending 8 hours every day doing absolutely nothing would make a few screws go loose sooner or later.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:00:17 2016 No.15598485

>>15598476
>Is it only there to catch out the people who IP change but don't clear cookies?
Yes but there are other cookies that do other things too.

>Because that kind of selective stupidity seems kind of rare.
It happens more frequently than you'd think. It usually gets most people once before they learn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:00:29 2016 No.15598486 >>15598477 Yeah, I deleted mine because I forgot the ritual of good luck lizard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:00:53 2016 No.15598487 >>15598460 Because it made zero sense that monstergirl+monsterboy=regular human child. People said that even when it was new.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:01:20 2016 No.15598488 >>15598484 when you are aseep the undead party

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:01:34 2016 No.15598490 >>15598434 >>15598442 Yep, Im a dummy. That would be a hell of a dynamic though. Your once normal sister is now an unstoppable sex fiend with demon physiology. Also your mother. Id probably move away

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:02:19 2016 No.15598491

>>15598471
I want to be the most protective and loving brother ever because my new baby sister represents my mother getting to keep on living in my mind.
I'm just imagining her growing up to be a delinquent but being kind with me.
It's all platonic too. She has to explain to her friends that the guy she catches rides from is her brother, not her boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:02:48 2016 No.15598492 >>15598485 That's pretty amusing. But surely, you could just swap IPs again and clear all cookies anyway, even if you were caught out once.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:03:07 2016 No.15598494 >>15598485 I don't know why, but people responding to posts by mistake really tickles my humerus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:03:20 2016 No.15598495 >>15598492 Yes, that is usually what ends up happening.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:03:28 2016 No.15598496 >>15598454 That's so sweet, imagine a wight and a lich looking after you all night. It's also very creepy, of course.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:03:38 2016 No.15598497 Make sure you get locks for you door so you don't get woken up by your sister in the morning

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:04:31 2016 No.15598500 >>15598488 They better not fucking party. I still need sleep, and I would rather not wake up to a trashed house.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:05:59 2016 No.15598503 >>15598421 The info dump is much appreciated, as I legitimately didn't know. It was about as much as I expected, though. But it's good to know it as something more concrete.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:05:59 2016 No.15598504 >>15598497 But if she doesn't wake me, how will I get up in the morning?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:06:08 2016 No.15598505 >>15598454 Just imagining waking up to find an undead girl staring at you is threatening to give me a heart attack from the adorable. >What do you do when I sleep? >"Wait for you to wake up."

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:06:12 2016 No.15598506

>>15598495
Seems like a pretty empty gesture in that case.

>>15598454
>>15598484
>>15598496
Reminds me of Al from FMA. Didn't he go out and read or practice during a lot of nights?
Then again, there were other nights where he just sat still, fully awake, for 8 hours, because if he moved in his huge armour body, it'd mean waking up everyone around him.

A lich would probably sit up in bed and read while you sleep with your head in her lap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:06:35 2016 No.15598507 >>15598487 Because liberties from the author, you don't need to think so hard on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:07:41 2016 No.15598509 >>15598496 Letenight pls draw this, remember both of them should be busty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:09:29 2016 No.15598514 >>15598496 >lich >sleep you get one goodnight fuck then she goes back to magic

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:10:52 2016 No.15598517

>>15598507
There's no hard thinking required to recognize it and call it obviously stupid.

That's the fun part about creative products. The author has the right to make it however they choose, and the audience has the right to call them out on their fuckups. It's a beautiful thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:11:13 2016 No.15598520 >>15598504 alarm clocks exist for a reason

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:11:59 2016 No.15598522 File: 362 KB, 798x700, Gazer watchs you sleep.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15598496

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:13:35 2016 No.15598528 >>15598522 i would be okay with this is the monster doing it wasn't flat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:15:37 2016 No.15598530 >>15598522 Gazers are cute as fuck. Id be fine with this, although I'd prefer if she was little spoon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:16:11 2016 No.15598532 >>15598522 What a great sister >>15598528 But she is large for her species

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:17:33 2016 No.15598534 >>15598532 Do you think Gazers would be sensitive about their generally flat chests? Do you think they'd chug Holst milk in an attempt at becoming busty?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:19:36 2016 No.15598538 >>15598528 I think you mean perflat. A pettanko girl holds you closer to her heart, yknow.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:24:20 2016 No.15598544

>>15598522
>not pulling your imouto under the covers
>not stroking her hair all the way down to her back while she fidgets and reminds you she can't watch you this way
>not sealing her mouth with a kiss and leaving her speechless
>not pulling her to your chest and enjoying swapping warmth
>not making her heart thump so loud she's afraid she'll keep you awake all night

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:28:22 2016 No.15598551 >>15598520 Imouto is superior alarm clock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:28:58 2016 No.15598552 How would you fellas feel about a story involving a dragon and philosophy memes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:30:14 2016 No.15598556 >>15598551 yes but alarm clocks will never commit Incest

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:30:39 2016 No.15598559 >>15598239 You can blame KC for most of those. He rarely rejects scenarios that satisfy his love of corruption and transformation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:31:50 2016 No.15598562 >>15598556 Exactly, this is another reason imoutos are better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:32:33 2016 No.15598564 >>15598556 What about a robot sis would she count as an alarm clock if it is one of her functions

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:33:01 2016 No.15598565 >>15598552 wouldn't a wonderland girl be better for philosophy debates or a clever raptor girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:34:01 2016 No.15598567 >>15598556 Hitting the snooze button on your alarm clock tsukumogami as she struggles to wake you up at 8 of clock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:34:24 2016 No.15598568 >>15598564 What about a Kuudere Golem Onee-san who wakes you up lewdly every morning?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:35:41 2016 No.15598570 >>15598568 so you can incest the alarm clock

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:35:59 2016 No.15598573 >>15598568 Can I just have a Kuudere Golem Onee-san for cute and nonsexual things with?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:50:10 2016 No.15598597 >>15598573 Nothing stopping you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:50:56 2016 No.15598600 Skeleton Triplets can make a wheel

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:54:00 2016 No.15598608 >>15598483 Partake of the perversion, feel the spreading corruption burn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:55:37 2016 No.15598615 I want to give my Cyclops daughteru a nice dress only for her to tell me that she wanted JEEEEAAAANS.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:56:06 2016 No.15598617 File: 652 KB, 1017x653, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15597964 Are they?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:57:20 2016 No.15598624 >>15598600 I'm a wheel, I'm a wheel, I can roll I can feel!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:57:23 2016 No.15598626 >>15598617 Yes. Succubutts are super cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:58:24 2016 No.15598628 >>15598617 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:59:26 2016 No.15598629 >>15598617 those are cute horns

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:59:38 2016 No.15598630 >>15598626 But she's loud and self indulgent with no redeeming qualities at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:59:55 2016 No.15598633 File: 98 KB, 600x705, Skymaid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Skymaids when? .

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:00:49 2016 No.15598634 >>15598630 Plus square pupils are creepy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:01:55 2016 No.15598637 >>15598633 There is no way that is a thing and yes I saw the flapjack one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:04:26 2016 No.15598641 File: 696 KB, 918x1231, 1421585370850.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Join the Ostrowolfus today! Raid Order lands, or be raided yourself!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:04:50 2016 No.15598642 How you would you feel if you had a blood-related monstergirl imouto who's very obviously trying to get you to fuck her? To make matters worse, your monstergirl mother is actively encouraging her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:05:21 2016 No.15598644 are there any wolfus with average sized boobs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:06:05 2016 No.15598647 >>15598642 I would move away. Incest is bad, I don't need a family with fucked up values.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:06:15 2016 No.15598648 >>15598641 Molest all Wolfus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:06:23 2016 No.15598650 >>15598630 You act like that's not part of the appeal. >>15598634 Non-standard pupils are hot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:07:23 2016 No.15598654 Do stickbugs have wings?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:08:02 2016 No.15598656 >>15598648 You've made the wrong choice. >>15598654 Going by A Bug's Life, no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:08:26 2016 No.15598657 >>15598642 Make her a woman in front of our mother.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:08:46 2016 No.15598659
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>>15598637
You sound like the non-adventurin type and I for one think you're a weeeiirrdoooo.

All we need to do is rob a mermaid queen of her tears and we'll be on our way to making a Skymaid.

Are you in or what?!

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:09:01 2016 No.15598660
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>>15592863
>op pic
O-oh my, i'm honored!

Gonna redo this one but I thought some folks might wanna see the rough sketch.

I hope y'all are having a nice night /mgt/ o/

>>15598641
Awooo~

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:09:09 2016 No.15598661 >>15598642 request a family meeting to tell them to stop

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:10:00 2016 No.15598664 >>15598660 Bunnies and gambling? How depraved!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:10:53 2016 No.15598666 >>15598659 >guff from horse pussy I'm going to send you to the glue factory.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:11:36 2016 No.15598667 >>15598660 what two MGs are these?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:12:07 2016 No.15598669 >>15598650 You want an annoying freeloader of a girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:13:08 2016 No.15598673 >>15598666 I doubt you can swim well Satan. Or breathe underwater like that Horsemaid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:13:53 2016 No.15598675 >>15598669 I want to fuck her fat NEET ass every day as payment for letting her freeload in my house! Really, it's because I love her. But she likes to think that she's doing something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:14:06 2016 No.15598677 >>15598656 How? I think I made the best choice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:15:23 2016 No.15598678 >>15598677 You made yourself and enemy of both the Ostro- and Visiwolfus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:16:38 2016 No.15598683 >>15598678 But why? What's so bad about molesting Wolfus?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:17:41 2016 No.15598685 >>15598660 That's a thick bunny!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:18:09 2016 No.15598687 >>15598683 You were obviously raised by Elves to think of this type of thing as being normal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:18:34 2016 No.15598690 >>15598667 Two Oneesans trying to win themselves an Otouto

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:19:02 2016 No.15598693 >>15598687 Why? Do elves molest wolfus?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:19:53 2016 No.15598695 >>15598664 No depravity here, just purity o7 Big tits and hips are the purest btw >>15598667 Kraken and Wock o/ >>15598685 o7

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:20:18 2016 No.15598697 File: 81 KB, 800x600, 1391667244382.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15598693 No, but when you grow up around girls that take rape and molestation as ordinary social interaction, you grow up crooked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:21:42 2016 No.15598704 >>15598687 What's so bad about showing a Wolfu how beautiful her body is?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:21:59 2016 No.15598707 I want to protect a whole town of elves from rape

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:22:42 2016 No.15598709 >>15598695 What is this o7 you speak of? >>15598704 Nothing, if it's consensual.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:22:43 2016 No.15598710 >>15598697 I'm offended how you would insult Elf raised boys so casually.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:26:40 2016 No.15598720 >>15598709 What's wrong with it not being consensual?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:28:04 2016 No.15598724 File: 1.38 MB, 2049x3000, You slut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would you feel if the demon lord came to you personally and asked you to impregnate an alpha form every species?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:29:39 2016 No.15598727 >>15598724 cast smite evil

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:29:41 2016 No.15598728 >>15598724 Excited.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:29:50 2016 No.15598729 >>15598724 I'd say no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:30:24 2016 No.15598731 >>15598724 Misread that as "an alp from every species" I'd still do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:30:52 2016 No.15598732 >>15598724 My hyper weapon stands ready!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:31:26 2016 No.15598736 >>15598709 I think it's a guy saluting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:32:09 2016 No.15598739 >>15598660 Hi Snib! Thought your picture was nice enough to deserve an OP posting. Also, two questions. 1: Do you think hips or thighs more important on a loli monstergirl? 2: http://i.imgur.com/LdfUOg6.png

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:32:26 2016 No.15598743 >>15598724 Decline.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:34:22 2016 No.15598746

>>15598724
I'd ask her to narrow it down to at most 15.
I can't get it up for fungus, furries and lolis.
Also I'm only one man, so Manticore, Succubus, Cheshire Cat, Raiju, Hellhound, Kakuen, Ghoul, Wight, Vampire, Dragon, Holstaurus, Anubis, Sphinx, Apophis and Pharaoh.
I'll do those ones, but only if I get to marry them. You'll have to get more than one guy for the rest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:34:52 2016 No.15598749 Spirit energy can be transferred through breast milk, so monsters can grow up fine and strong while remaining pure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:35:58 2016 No.15598752 Would you go to watch the Demon Lord give birth to a daughter?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:36:19 2016 No.15598754 File: 222 KB, 687x950, 1384734298862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15598724

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:38:06 2016 No.15598759 >>15598522 >Pound it bro!~ http://imgur.com/a/KcBBx

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:39:09 2016 No.15598764 >>15598759 But I just want to sleep

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:41:05 2016 No.15598769

>>15598759
>You'll never fall asleep balls deep in your new Gazer stepsister.
>She'll never wrap her thick legs around you to make sure you don't pull out.
>She'll never call you "Onii-chan" to drive you up the wall even though you're only an hour older than her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:42:09 2016 No.15598772 >>15598759 >>15598769 I wish Gazerfag would gain access to more plump Gazer rumps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:42:59 2016 No.15598774 >>15598749 Did you want something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:43:26 2016 No.15598775 I like monsters with no ass or its but have great abs

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:44:13 2016 No.15598778

>>15598752
I dunno man, tickets to Lilimbirth have gotten expensive the last few hundred years. I could understand all the hype for Lilim 100, but this is 101. Is it really that big a deal? Why not go to Burning Church 1016 in Lescatie? I hear that's where Deruella is going to be anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:44:24 2016 No.15598779 >>15598759 >>15598769 I understand why Gazerfag has a gazer as his waifu. She's a fantastic monstergirl, and near every depicition he's got of one speaks to that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:44:52 2016 No.15598781 >>15598764 Be careful, if you fall asleep she'll sneak into your room at night, crawl in bed with you, and give you a sloppy blowjob without waking you up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:45:46 2016 No.15598784 >>15598781 can't she just sneak in and cuddle

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:48:58 2016 No.15598789

I want a Kakuen to snatch me up during a raid on my home town and drag me away to her lair where she lives with a Cheshire, a Manticore, and a Hellhound.
I want the Manticore to inject me with her venom every single day.
I want them to tease me all day with their big fat asses until I give in and beg them to rape me.
I want them to refuse to do so and start pampering me, lavishing me with affection and care so much that I can't help but fall for them.
I want to swear to marry them, give them plenty of daughters and love them forever.
And only then will they fuck me into an ahegaoing mess that they cuddle like a daki.
My fantasies can get weird.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:50:00 2016 No.15598791 >>15598779 >She's a fantastic monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:50:31 2016 No.15598792 File: 307 KB, 1024x1176, 145387435543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You'll never have a Minotaur jock with massive breasts as your college roommate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:51:44 2016 No.15598794 >>15598791 Exactly. It's a statement so true, you can't just say it once. She's a fantastic monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:52:15 2016 No.15598795 >>15598792 I wouldn't want to be her friend with benefits

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:52:46 2016 No.15598796 >>15598792 Would she take out her frustrations on me sexually? Would she wake me up the first morning with a ball draining Paizuri?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:53:28 2016 No.15598798 >>15598784 Nope, sloppy blowjob, slobbering all over every inch of your manhood while she pants heavily, her mind going blank, completely wet between her legs. Acting completely innocent in the morning after.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:54:06 2016 No.15598800 >>15598794 Please keep your shit taste to yourself, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:54:50 2016 No.15598801 >>15598798 as long as she doesn't wake me up then I guess it won't be bad still, no incesting the sister

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:55:42 2016 No.15598804 >>15598796 She refers to the titfucks she gives you in the morning as 'reps'. Pushing you to break your record each day.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:57:40 2016 No.15598806

>>15598800
Fluffy, enchanting eye, tail, messy hair, can float, can hypnotize, can cast other high level magic, can coat their body in a substance that can be either rubbery or gooey, and have dashing smiles.

If I hadn't given my heart away to another type of monstergirl already, a gazer might have taken it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:58:56 2016 No.15598811 >>15598806 You forgot the Shark Teeth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 00:59:59 2016 No.15598814 >>15598792 >dicking the monster until she breaks and agrees to be your wife Well whaddaya know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:00:09 2016 No.15598816 >>15598804 Would she at least cuddle me afterwards? Would she give me encouragement during?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:00:13 2016 No.15598817 >>15598811 I'd say dashing smile is a subcategory of sharkteeth. You're right though. I missed out on the perfect pale skin too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:00:14 2016 No.15598818 >>15598739 D'aw, thanks man o/ And to answer your questions. 1. Doctors recommend ample amounts of both for a balanced and healthy diet o7 2. soon.jpeg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:00:52 2016 No.15598819 >>15598806 >I like gross garbage Good for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:02:05 2016 No.15598822 >>15598801 >get a blowjob from your sister >no incest You one of those guys that says anal doesn't count? Cause I think you're a coward but no by all means reap the booty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:04:06 2016 No.15598826 >>15598822 if I'm asleep and don't know about it then it doesnt count

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:04:19 2016 No.15598827

>>15598819
Anon, you already tried riling up the spiderfags with your blatant contrarianism. Why not give it a rest for the night.
Maybe a cute gazer will visit you in your bed and open your eyes while you sleep, implanting hypnotic suggestions to love her.
Then, when you wake up, your poor taste will be cured.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:05:24 2016 No.15598831 Which monster is most hated because I want to give her flowers

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:05:27 2016 No.15598832 >>15598816 You and your cuddles. She might in private, but she needs to save face in front of the other Minotaur Jocks, if you ask her for a hug in public she'll probably just headlock you and give you a noogie while laughing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:05:58 2016 No.15598834 >>15598831 Jabberwock

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:06:45 2016 No.15598837 >>15598826 What if a bullet comes flying through your window and blows one of your nuts off and you don't know what the fuck happened the next morning, that doesn't count? You won't go to the hospital cause you weren't aware how it happened?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:07:17 2016 No.15598839 >>15598831 Parasite Ropertango Sith.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:07:54 2016 No.15598842 >>15598831 Cait Sith. Have fun with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:07:59 2016 No.15598843 >>15598831 Siths. If not those then Matango or Akaname.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:08:24 2016 No.15598844 >>15598831 Devil bug Matango

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:08:31 2016 No.15598845 >>15598839 That sounds like a great combo

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:08:34 2016 No.15598846 >>15598827 More like they riled themselves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:08:56 2016 No.15598847 >>15598831 Alps

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:10:47 2016 No.15598852 >>15598846 Maybe. But the one who throws fuel on the spark of someone not mature enough to avoid being riled, is also to blame.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:12:15 2016 No.15598855

>>15598831
Cait Sith, everyone bullies her because she has too much fur.

She tries to hide it behind a layer of smug haughtiness, bragging about the Cat Kingdom and how you should be honored to be able to talk with her, but deep down she knows people don't like her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:12:27 2016 No.15598856 What color lipstick would your waifu waer

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:12:45 2016 No.15598857 >>15598852 You sound like one of those useless school counselors who say to ignore bullies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:13:26 2016 No.15598858 >>15598855 >>15598843 >>15598842 >>15598839 Have you all lost your damn minds?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:13:32 2016 No.15598859 >>15598856 Purple. Purple is the sexiest color.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:13:45 2016 No.15598860 >>15598855 I feel bad for Cait Siths I don't think I'd dick one but I'd hold one and make her feel like she has a friend

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:14:44 2016 No.15598864 >>15598856 Black.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:14:53 2016 No.15598866 >>15598855 >>15598860 Did you somehow forget the part where their attitude can be best described as "shithead?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:15:06 2016 No.15598867 >>15598857 and you sound like a child.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:16:42 2016 No.15598871 >>15598832 I'm a huge cuddlebug man. Me cuddling her is not something that gets flaunted in public. Though she might start bragging about it to her friends once she becomes my girlfriend for real.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:17:04 2016 No.15598872 >>15598867 Cute.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:17:07 2016 No.15598873

>>15598857
Nah, if you're in school, and someone bullies you in real life, you've got to find a way to make them stop.
Trying to fight them as is rarely works. Bullies can bully because they think they're stronger than you. If you try to fight them, and confirm that they are stronger, they won't hold back in making your life hell. That's why the best thing to do is to get tough and show them you're not a target they can hit.

But anyway. This is the internet, not the schoolyard. The phrase "nigga just walk away from the screen" will never not be valid when someone talks shit online.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:18:32 2016 No.15598879 I want to have my monster best friend pretend to be my girlfriend so I'm not raped ever

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:18:38 2016 No.15598881 >>15598866 So like a cat?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:19:21 2016 No.15598884 >>15598856 As an anubis, it's hard for me to imagine what sort of lipstick she would wear. Maybe pink, on very special occasions? Something which goes well with that blue eyeliner would be lovely too. Gold, perhaps, even if it is a bit ostentatious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:19:35 2016 No.15598885 >>15598881 Exactly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:20:12 2016 No.15598887 File: 229 KB, 960x540, 1469200738835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15598856 Probably black, purple, or dark dark red.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:20:50 2016 No.15598891 >>15598856 mahogany, black, or red a-and it has to be the kind that leaves kissy marks behind i want my waifu to kiss me all over my face and leave a lot of kissy marks

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:23:27 2016 No.15598897 >>15598879 But what if she becomes your girlfriend for real?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:23:37 2016 No.15598899 >>15598856 I want a Monster Girl mobster to give me the kiss of death!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:24:18 2016 No.15598903 File: 350 KB, 846x1200, 1427443898561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] But what if cows are secretly aggressive and dominant and are just trying to fool us with their doopy ways and gentle manner?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:24:52 2016 No.15598906 >>15598891 Who's your waifu? A dragon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:25:01 2016 No.15598907 >>15598897 But she doesn't like me like that

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:25:02 2016 No.15598908 >>15598873 tl:dr hit them hard enough that they think to not fuck with you, that what you meant right? >nigga just walk away from the screen You now where we are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:25:58 2016 No.15598911 File: 393 KB, 1000x1000, Accept the love of Horse Pussy Kingdom!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And behold a white horse, and he that sat upon her had a bow and he went forth to conquer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:26:34 2016 No.15598913 >>15598879 And if she gets a boyfriend?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:26:41 2016 No.15598915 File: 493 KB, 1080x1920, 1469683601699.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15598906 hotdog

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:27:47 2016 No.15598918 >>15598903 Cows are cool, goats can eat a fucking cork of firewood though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:27:48 2016 No.15598919 >>15598911 Shut up John. I've had enough of your MGQ-tier angels and general edge.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:28:00 2016 No.15598921
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>be writing a short little story
>takes a few hours to get the ball rolling, but finally reached the main point of the story and the part easiest to write
>accidentally hit refresh
>everything is gone
>mfw

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:28:27 2016 No.15598922

>>15598911
That's not how it goes!
>And behold a white horse, and upon it a pale rider; and the name of he who sat upon the horse was Clint
>And behold a red horse, and power was given to he who sat upon it to take peace from the Earth
Thank you Attila TW for that last one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:28:50 2016 No.15598923 >>15598908 hooray, you can read

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:29:12 2016 No.15598924 >>15598921 >Not writing in a word program You have nobody to blame but yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:29:19 2016 No.15598926 >>15598915 I want to hotdog that hotdog.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:30:13 2016 No.15598930 >>15598922 You're mixing up the white horse and the pale horse. He did forget the part about a crown though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:30:19 2016 No.15598931 >>15598913 fake a break up, say i'm too sad for sex then no rape part 2

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:30:20 2016 No.15598932 >>15598923 It's late and I've been on a caffeine pill bender the last 4 days, don't bust my bails.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:30:23 2016 No.15598933 >>15598911 Ah! The Four Centaurs of the Apocalypse! War, Famine, Pestilence and Death!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:30:26 2016 No.15598934 >>15598908 >hit your bully back >get suspended from school Such is life.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:30:33 2016 No.15598935

>>15598915
Ah, even better. Those colours would be lovely for a hellhound. Would she wear a red dress as well?
I can imagine her trying to supress her wild personality to have a nice night out with you in high society. Dinner, dancing, and all that. Then by the end of the night, she's just hugging you into her cleavage on the dance floor, trying not to make her kisses too sloppy because of the lipstick.

>>15598921
Literally never don't a word processor with autosave. No matter what it is, how small it is. If you have ANY investment in writing it, use Word or similar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:31:05 2016 No.15598938 >>15598922 >Attila Those with men offered them by the wagon. The horsepussies took them and allowed them to live in fear, at least until they returned. The centaurs of the Four Winds prayed to Her of the Eternal Sky. They made ready for rape.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:31:08 2016 No.15598939 >>15598922 >Thank you Attila TW Didn't think I'd ever see that sentence.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:31:34 2016 No.15598940 >>15598930 But Clint Eastwood's Pale Rider though? >>15598933 Starring Mark Hamill as The Voyeur!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:31:47 2016 No.15598941 >>15598921 AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! I know that pain. That's why you keep your shit open on word. HAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:32:08 2016 No.15598944
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>>15598082
Well, if you don't mind something simple that's also really late because i only just recently started going through the thread

I hope this works for you

It feels strange coloring something that's not Miia

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:32:40 2016 No.15598946 >>15598939 Why not? It's got lots of good ideas. >>15598938 Read this in the narrator's voice, pls do more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:32:44 2016 No.15598947 >>15598940 The white horse rider is conquest. The pale horse rider is death.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:34:05 2016 No.15598952 >>15598931 >implying monsters won't hit you with the old "best way to get over someone is to get under someone" You're fucked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:34:09 2016 No.15598953 >>15598944 I want to cuddle that cat! Thank you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:34:12 2016 No.15598954 >>15598947 Really? Well it's been a long time since I saw the movie. Never even tried to read the book.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:35:16 2016 No.15598956 >>15598944 Nice, thanks.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:35:16 2016 No.15598957
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>>15598926
im going to make that hotdog a hotdog and then afterwe're done eating lunch im going to hotdog the hotdog until the hotdog decides she's assuming direct control of the bedroom

>>15598935
>hellwan in a sleevless red dress showing a considerable amount of boob with a slit that shows a generous amoutn of thigh with bright red lipstick

oh fuck anon i really need this right fucking now god dammit shit fuck jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:35:55 2016 No.15598960 >>15598952 I'll fake some tears and talk about how much I miss her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:36:14 2016 No.15598962 >>15598934 >completely wreck their shit >everyone says you're a psycho and leave you alone, become friends with the outliers Worth it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:37:01 2016 No.15598965 File: 83 KB, 1000x1200, 1469684221055.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do brown cows lactate chocolate milk?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:37:15 2016 No.15598966 >>15598954 You kidding? The line about death you misquoted is one of the most quoted passages of Revelations. Ah Revelations, the bible acid trip of abominations and one liners.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:38:22 2016 No.15598969 >>15598934 >get suspended for one fight if you have a clean record Are schools really this pussy nowadays?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:39:09 2016 No.15598971 >>15598966 They don't quote a lot of Bible where I live, Mr. American. >>15598969 I don't know about one fight, but>>15598962 >completely wreck their shit Sounds like something life-threatening.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:40:52 2016 No.15598975

>>15598946
The Human Empire was divided. From the shores of the Danube to the sands of Egypt and Arabia, the Demon Empire sprawled. The Order ripped itself to pieces, abandoning Rome, while the righteous looked East.

The sun rose on demon Lescatie - (the fallen) God's new city - where the spirit of men prospered! Her people grew rich and powerful, paying neighbouring sluts to do their will.

>red horse

Incubi of the Demon Empire, those cuddlesluts of a new age and forgers of a new empie to light the world. They made ready for rape.

Rome is really hard to do

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:43:46 2016 No.15598981

>>15598971
>They don't quote a lot of Bible where I live, Mr. American.
Considering how invasive American entertainment is worldwide, they do. You just don't recognize it. That's fine though. Most of the references are meme-tier and malapropisms like "vengeance is mine"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:44:03 2016 No.15598983 do you have to fuck a slime in her crotch region or can you stick it anywhere

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:44:46 2016 No.15598984 >>15598975 Just have them be wholesome Order boys. And I still want my sprawling political epic with Monster Girls, dammit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:45:26 2016 No.15598987 >>15598965 Obviously. Holst Farming 101.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:47:41 2016 No.15598992 What happens to flat holsts, are the kicked off the farm and sent to the city?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:48:36 2016 No.15598993 >>15598992 Those don't exist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:49:35 2016 No.15598994 >>15598992 Do flat Holsts even exist? Next you'll tell me P'Orcs can fly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:50:07 2016 No.15598996 >>15598971 Not life threatening, just a resounding victory.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:51:23 2016 No.15598998 >>15598994 I want to sell da Horde some jetpacks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:52:14 2016 No.15599001 >>15598960 I don't think you understand, how much a monster wants to see you happy and how far they'll go to get it.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:52:19 2016 No.15599002

>>15598983
This is an interesting question. I know that some artists draw slimes with some internal structure, usually a womb and-or nucleus, with the implication that they're sort of a coherant membranous creature, just made of 99% water and really, really slippery.
Whereas others draw slimes as literally an amorphous blob of goo that just decides to exhibit a face and some tits for fun.
So it's up to you to decide, I guess.
Personally I prefer "anywhere" because I enjoy the idea of actually being able to get her pregnant from fucking her tits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:53:21 2016 No.15599004 >>15598998 paint 'em red ta make 'em go fastah

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:54:32 2016 No.15599008 >>15599004 Surely da Horde will win this time!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:55:04 2016 No.15599009 >>15598994 >tell a P'Orc that you'll go out with her 'when pigs fly' >she comes back a couple of months later with her pilot's license >take her out on a date because you're a man of your word And that my friends is how I met my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:56:42 2016 No.15599016 >>15598965 They better or else I will be sorely disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:57:07 2016 No.15599018 >>15599009 Mile high, pounding your P'Orcy Pie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:57:25 2016 No.15599019 >>15598987 Is there a holst that lactates strawberry milk? This is important.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:57:45 2016 No.15599022

>>15598984
So do I mate, so do I. It doesn't even have to depart that far from history.

We'll see wolfu tribes recolonizing the lands of the Order which had fallen into depravity, while the Desert Region rises in prominence.

In the Far East, the nation of Zipangu grows under the Mandate of Heaven, until the Ryu Empress is placed under shogunate control, first from the Minamoto kitsunes and subsequently Ashikaga inaris.

Then, internal disputes over which mother will get to re-enact the Tale of Genji with an infant heir throws the land into over a century of chaos, resulting ultimately in the rise of the oni clans.

However, the blue oni Toyotomi Asahi's failed invasion of the Mist Continent and her eloping with a cute shota leaves power in the hands of the Tokugawa tanuki, who in their turn rule for another two centuries until eagle harpies force their ports open, sparking yet another war that restores power to the Meiji Ryu Empress.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:59:42 2016 No.15599028 >>15599008 SMASH DA HA'D BITS RAPE DA SQUISHY BITS PAINT 'EM RED TA MAKE DEM GO FASTAH

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:59:46 2016 No.15599029 File: 366 KB, 630x810, 1402098440792.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15599019 Strawberry huh? I know a girl who can hook you up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 01:59:53 2016 No.15599030 >>15599019 It's not called 'Strawberry Blonde' for no reason anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:01:52 2016 No.15599033 >>15599029 Wrong thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:02:09 2016 No.15599034 >>15599029 >cow pussy >but also four boobs I must meditate on this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:03:28 2016 No.15599037 File: 1.26 MB, 862x1200, 1407826476493.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15599022 You seem to have put some thought into this. Now let's go get us some danegeld!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:05:19 2016 No.15599043 >>15599028 But why would you want the squishy bits to go faster?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:07:51 2016 No.15599048 >>15599043 >Expecting Cockney Matangos to be logical

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:08:16 2016 No.15599049 >>15599028 Man those P'Orc hordes can get unruly. Need to keep them in line or they start growing in numbers and taking over isolated villages and towns.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:09:04 2016 No.15599053 >>15599048 Mad as a Hatter, they are. >>15599049 Dass rayciss!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:10:55 2016 No.15599057 >Dass rayciss! Whatever, you're probably just some rich Noble who lives in the capital. I bet you've never even seen a Monster Girl! You don't know what it's like!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:12:05 2016 No.15599060 >>15599037 >implying Queen Elfrida the Great of the Elves would pay danegeld Give it two centuries, I'm sure the line of werecats under Wilma the Conqueror would be more impressionable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:12:51 2016 No.15599063 Daily Reminder that P'Orcs used to be Pharaohs long ago. They're fancy powerful goddesses and royalty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:13:37 2016 No.15599064 >>15599043 helps the squishy bits get back up aftah they go all limp and extra squishy >>15599049 they're silently scheming to overwhelm everyone and drown the nation in a tidal wave of thicc cockney accents and shouting

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:13:47 2016 No.15599066 >>15599060 They'll pay whatever Thor-Gal the Tall tells them to pay. >>15599063 Revisionist history much?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:15:59 2016 No.15599070 >>15599060 >>15599066 Oh shit. Just remember that the real Thorkell the Tall actually held as hostage a bishop called Alpheim.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:16:08 2016 No.15599071 >>15599066 Well, I've heard good things about that Queen Cunt (some call her Canoodle) of yours, but paying danegeld called "taxes" is still paying danegeld. Cnut is just too fun a name not to fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:17:03 2016 No.15599073 File: 182 KB, 1598x774, Know Your P'Orcs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15599064 The Pink Tide threatens to overwhelm the empire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:18:55 2016 No.15599079 >>15599073 i wasn't expecting the tidal wave to be that big i hope the empire likes bacon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:19:48 2016 No.15599082 >>15599073 How da Warboss grow dat big?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:20:04 2016 No.15599083 >>15599073 >P'Uruk Hai Time to reread that Shadow of Mordor story. >you will never impregnate your P'Orc Nemesis with a bunch of junior P'Orc Captains

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:20:23 2016 No.15599084 >>15599073 What do you call a loli P'Orc? A Cracklin'

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:21:57 2016 No.15599088 >>15599084 Tasty

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:21:57 2016 No.15599089 >>15599083 Wish there was more of that to go around. I still goof around with SoM every now and again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:25:18 2016 No.15599094 >>15599082 Rumor is that the more sex a P'Orc has, the greater she grows in size. The P'Orcs worship two giant P'Orcs, Pork and Fork, Pork is a brutal, but a cunning rapist, and Fork is a cunning, but brutal rapist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:27:48 2016 No.15599099 >>15599084 Considering my Southern background, soe nice, fresh made Cracklins sounds dammn tasty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:34:27 2016 No.15599112 File: 213 KB, 640x480, 1428306113004.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A wandering mercenary seeks employment at your court.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:34:40 2016 No.15599113 >>15599099 Salt & Vinegar or BBQ flavored?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:36:23 2016 No.15599115 File: 164 KB, 960x540, doppelkeks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any love for Doppelgangers?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:36:54 2016 No.15599116 >>15599115 Creeping Chaos pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:36:56 2016 No.15599117 >>15599112 Does she have references?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:37:33 2016 No.15599118 File: 411 KB, 611x900, 1448933112306-3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15599112 Only if my Onee-san comes along; she's the best healer in the entire country!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:37:49 2016 No.15599119 File: 280 KB, 552x754, 1438224026575.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15599112 Sorry, that position is already filled.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:37:59 2016 No.15599121 >>15599115 No. Unless she can shape shift into an air conditioner, then yes absolutely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:38:00 2016 No.15599122 >>15599112 >looks like she's covered in ticks >MGQ monster Flee or become a stain on my floor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:38:12 2016 No.15599123 >>15599117 I don't think she knows how to read or write. Why not have her fight Ted? Nobody likes him anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:39:08 2016 No.15599124 >>15599116 It's crawling chaos motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:39:15 2016 No.15599125 File: 333 KB, 1280x720, the chaos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15599116 chaos has never before looked this cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:40:04 2016 No.15599126 >>15599113 Cracklin's ain't chips buddy. A good dusting of Tony Chachere's is all you need.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:40:12 2016 No.15599127 >>15599124 Well excuse me, Nestor the Unspeakable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:42:14 2016 No.15599130 >>15599084 >>15599099 >>15599126 Too bad you only have a few cracklins a year, or you'll severely shorten your life span.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:43:39 2016 No.15599133 File: 673 KB, 848x1200, 1455576723121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Them's good eatin'

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:44:43 2016 No.15599135 >No dragon that attempts to occupy a bank

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:45:34 2016 No.15599138 >>15599133 >Giant Amazonian Cat Girl throws a pair of dead, giant lizards at your feet. >"You. Cook." What do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:46:22 2016 No.15599140 >>15599138 I cook. Gut them, stick em on sticks, roast.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:46:56 2016 No.15599141 >>15599138 One "No" with a sidedish of "Go fuck yourself" coming right up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:47:22 2016 No.15599144 >>15599121 Probably not an air conditioner, but a giant bellows is a pretty simple design.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:48:41 2016 No.15599148 >>15599135 Dragon with a digital hoard?

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:50:15 2016 No.15599152

>>15599113
Neither. Natural flavored. And when I mean fresh, I mean fresh. I had an uncle that vat fried cracklins. As soon as they were done they were eaten. Hot and crispy on the outside with while the insides still had some tender juiciness left. Maybe add a bit of salt if you were so inclined, but they were damned good just as is. None of that hard as brick commercially bagged mess. Or those flaky chicharrones stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:50:59 2016 No.15599155 >>15599138 Pat her head for bringing me a present and call her a good girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:51:14 2016 No.15599156 >>15599148 Hiki dragon insists she's an Internet millionaire with Bitcoins

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:52:54 2016 No.15599158 >>15599130 Please, anon. It's nothing compared to those lardasses who wrap everything in bacon, or even eating potato chips all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:56:33 2016 No.15599161 >>15599158 >tfw when every sandwich I make has 3 kinds of meat and one of them is always bacon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 02:57:38 2016 No.15599162 >>15599152 We're all aware of the difference between real down home cracklins and awful shit that's cold pork rinds with a brown piece of fossilized meat on it. Those of us who matter know, anyway

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:06:16 2016 No.15599171

>>15599130
I live in the Southeastern US. If the food isn't shortening yours life span, it's the local fauna. Or the ever increasing heat and humidity (Getting around 120 heat index so far. To the point where walking outside feels like trying to literally breath water. Or the fact that this area's biggest cash crops has been and still is tobacco. Which that in itself isn't bad, but it makes smoking a much cheaper habit and one which I partake in. So I'm no stranger to the knowledge than my lifespan is more than likely years shorter. But hell, you gotta embrace your own mortality at some point in life and either learn to accept it and leave a corpse not fit for scientific study. Or you could still do everything right, treat your body like a temple, and still end up with some manner of shit or another. I figured long ago I may as well enjoy the things I like. Regardless of the health implications.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:06:30 2016 No.15599172 >/mgt/ >P'Orcs and barbecue Well alright then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:08:02 2016 No.15599178 I wish my waifu could have vacationed with me. Oh well, back to writing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:08:58 2016 No.15599181 >>15599178 Whacha writin' there, sport?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:09:14 2016 No.15599182 >>15599171 Dont have to tell me. Im in Morgan City, LA. Its a veritable chore to stay healthy. >tfw no southern belle will o wisp to haunt your plantation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:09:57 2016 No.15599183 >>15599172 >go to a diner in MGC >tell the P'Orc waitress you want the BBQ sandwich combo >waitress proceeds to strip and presents herself on the table >she then drips BBQ sauce on her honeypot and tells you to "dig in" >such is life in MGC

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:10:02 2016 No.15599185 >>15599181 Updating two series. Gotta finish these before I can work on any other ideas or I'll get scatterbrained.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:10:18 2016 No.15599186 >>15599172 Porkers: P'Orc Style BBQ Aww yeah

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:11:21 2016 No.15599188

>>15599171
>>15599182
Southeastern Anon here, lived with dad who smoked and drank, and have been around poor people all the time, and have never ever bothered concerning myself with things like "balanced diet". Never got sick or ill once, and I'm not an overweight blob.

Git gud.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:11:25 2016 No.15599190

>>15599162
>cold pork rinds with a brown piece of fossilized meat on it
I remember buying a bag many years ago because of the memories I had of eating the home made stuff. After spending like a minute trying to eat each piece with the final cracking sounds making me wonder if it had been a craclin or simply a tooth shattering into oblivion, I swore never to mess with that crap again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:11:46 2016 No.15599191 >>15599183 But does the pot taste like the sandwich?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:13:09 2016 No.15599192 >>15599188 huge difference between being fat, being fit, and being normal. Not all health problems are visible.,

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:17:31 2016 No.15599203 >>15599182 >Morgan City You're full on swamper. I mean nobody else here probably realizes it, but someone has to drive through almost an hour of roads barely a foot above water and pontoon bridges made from old WWII gear to get out there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:17:42 2016 No.15599204 File: 1.32 MB, 4000x4000, ST sal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know what we need? A good old Caribbean BBQ!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:19:16 2016 No.15599207 >>15599182 >LA Fuck I'm only in VA. Shit's just unbearably hot here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:21:05 2016 No.15599209 >>15599204 You cunt I got a blood test in several hours so I cant eat. And now I'm hungry for jerk chiken

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:22:03 2016 No.15599211

>>15599182
Rural North Carolina here.
>tfw no water mocassin or rattlesnake lamia, or black widow or brown recluse arachne to tease me.
I'd even accept a raccoon MG that acts like a stalker going through my trash. But all she's really after s some leftover eats.
>>15599188
I smoke around a pack to a pack and a half a day, eat whatever tastes good and say screw the healthy shit that tastes like cardboard. Last time I was sick was years ago with barely a sniffle (And I work in a 10 degree freezer). I'm actually currently underweight at the moment. I think pathogens are just terrified of the bastion of white blood cells I have trained. That or it could be the fact that they look at the state of my body and figure a cow might make for an easier and less caustic dwelling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:22:17 2016 No.15599212 >>15599204 The Monster Girl Pirates of the Caribbean!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:23:01 2016 No.15599218 File: 135 KB, 900x900, 1430754042043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sure is a lot of food enthusiasts here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:24:43 2016 No.15599220 >>15599211 >Rural North Carolina >eat whatever tastes good and say screw the healthy shit that tastes like cardboard >Underweight Sweet my own clone

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:24:53 2016 No.15599221 >>15599204 What flag is that even? I thought it was African.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:24:58 2016 No.15599222

>>15599211
Northern Michigan
>No Yeti's, various harpies, and all sorts of water based and woodland related MGs. Farther south nothing but Holstaruas and city going MGs.
This place would be paradise with MGs.
>tfw you'll never visit the Lake Superior shipwreck museum with your waifu

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:25:42 2016 No.15599225 Its the middle of the night you guys go to bed, I thought it'd be the non-freedoms awake at this hour not my southern brethren.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:26:23 2016 No.15599227 File: 291 KB, 1000x1000, 1425732714638.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all this blogging LAME!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:26:49 2016 No.15599228 >>15599211 >Water Moccasin Lamia Fuck that shit. I've had some bad run ins with those bastards. >no yandere Tanuki who goes your trash

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:27:16 2016 No.15599229 >>15599207 >>15599203 Yep, its strange down here. Its like there is a layer of grease in the very air we breathe. Nature is taking back everything the humans have created. It rained yesterday, and a crayfish walked across my driveway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:27:17 2016 No.15599230 >Going to a big band swing concert tomorrow Why is the world so cruel as to not let my waifu come with me

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:27:27 2016 No.15599232
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>>15599225
Yankees are asleep

Time for the South to rise again

What Monster Girls would best fit Southern Accents? What other accents would you like to see on a Monster Girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:27:40 2016 No.15599233 >>15599227 Get out horse dick tongue, you were a shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:28:38 2016 No.15599235 >>15599221 St.kitts and nevis (or in full: the federation of St. Christopher and nevis) >>15599225 I'm a londoner and Im awake

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:29:23 2016 No.15599236 >>15599232 Waifu has a thick russian accent and speaks broken english and russian when stressed. Cute as hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:29:45 2016 No.15599237 >>15599232 I'd say Holstaurs, but I'm a biased stereotype. Live in rural Texas and I want to make love to a cowgirl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:30:48 2016 No.15599239 >>15599232 I'd say Holstaurs, but I'm also a biased stereotype. Live in rural Texas and I want to make love to a cowgirl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:31:18 2016 No.15599240 File: 237 KB, 480x670, 1464212004218-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15599232 >no MG maid with a southern accent to help you become more successful in your life

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:33:00 2016 No.15599244 File: 505 KB, 1024x768, 1436069623902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15599232 I actually like to imagine Miia with a southern accent It would be really cute

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:33:08 2016 No.15599245 >>15599227 >>15599233 If you don't want her I'll take her. Chameleon's tongues are longer than it's body. Imagine.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:33:38 2016 No.15599246

>>15599220
>>Sweet my own clone
Then I raise my generic Dr. Thunder to you, sir. The conservative thinking mans beverage of choice.

>>15599225
My freedoms give me the right to bullshit with my Southern cohorts at ungodly hours, talking about our Southern delicacies and lamenting that out local fauna aren't cute MGs, and to continue procrastinating writing! Besides, I'm off work tomorrow.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:36:07 2016 No.15599250
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>>15599232
mentioned it earlier, but southern belle will o wisp who glows faintly over the misty bayou is my dream. Wight plantation owners, and ghoul voodoo priestesses.

Really any undead work well down in LA. This place is covered in above ground cemeteries, because otherwise bodies migrate under the amorphous ground. LA is also, allegedly, the most haunted state in the union.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:37:23 2016 No.15599251 >>15599250 >the most haunted state in the union Jane Constantine and the Swamp Kelp travelling 'murrica and dealing with the paranormal when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:37:36 2016 No.15599253 >>15599250 I've had my fair share of dealing with spooks anon. No more please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:38:31 2016 No.15599255 >>15599250 >Wight plantation owners. I see what you did there.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:38:45 2016 No.15599257

>>15599250
>mentioned it earlier, but southern belle will o wisp who glows faintly over the misty bayou is my dream. Wight plantation owners, and ghoul voodoo priestesses.
I stand by the fact that if KC ever did an area of the US and made it into a MGE setting, it should be the Southeast USA. Objectively the best potential for a Monster Girl setting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:38:55 2016 No.15599258 >>15599253 That's just your schizophrenia acting up, please take your medication and the spooks will go away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:41:09 2016 No.15599261 >>15599250 >>15599255 I think Vampires would make better Plantation owners. Imagine a Vampire in a solid White outfit and cape-wings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:41:53 2016 No.15599262 >>15599257 Louisiana is deep south though, not southeast. >>15599250 Don't forget the Vampire Ball every year down in NOLA.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:41:54 2016 No.15599263

>>15599258
Look anon, before I was born the house my family bought was on the receiving end of arson. The father set his daughter on fire and burned out the basement. I spent years listening to laughing everytime I walked by the basement. No. Spooks. Please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:42:45 2016 No.15599265 File: 545 KB, 600x675, 14537423523432.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15599250 Don't forget, a Wisp is forever!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:43:36 2016 No.15599267 >>15599263 Take. Your. Meds. The voices will stop. That's what they're for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:43:50 2016 No.15599268 >>15599250 An enterprising Tanuki could cash in on spoopy places with a reality TV show. Ghost Hunters with a different lead male every episode because the last one is always "taken".

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:45:08 2016 No.15599273 >>15599267 Why you gotta hurt my feelers anon. I'm not crazy I swear!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:47:10 2016 No.15599275 >>15599262 Pretty sure Louisiana is considered southeast. No matter what though it's all Dixie. >>15599268 That'd be a fun TV game show. Try to last a night in a spooky location. Keep your virginity intact and get loads of cash.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:47:10 2016 No.15599276
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>>15599273
That's what that guy I knew in high school said. He knew for a fact that the Jesuits were after him because he could see the future of the stock market.
Look, if you won't take the pills, at least take a tentacle in your ear.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:47:19 2016 No.15599277

>>15599251
Stop making me want to write.
>>15599255
Ha. I didnt even catch that myself.
>>15599253
Ghosts just want someone to connect with.
>>15599257
Yep, its a lively enough area. Plenty of potential for monstergirls, when even the IRL animals are close enough to monsters as is.
>>15599261
>>15599262
Ah yes, forgot the always lovely vampires. Whos to say the wights and vampires aren't both old money familys, tabbacco and sugar cane respectively.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:47:39 2016 No.15599278 >>15599268 >'Ghost Hunters' becomes a matchmaking tv show

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:48:13 2016 No.15599282

>>15599228
Would a copperhead lamia interest you more? I personally think a rattlesnake one could be cute. She starts rattling her tail when he gets nervous or aroused. When you have sex, the neighbors complain to the police about you having a maracca party next door.

>>15599232
Some manner of white tail deer doe MG? Raccoon MG? Possum MG?

>>15599229
Mmmmm Cray/crawfish are good eats, though. Sorry, been a while since I've had some decent, home cooked local cuisines and it's making me hungry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:48:34 2016 No.15599284 >>15599276 I'll gladly take a mindflayer and I don't even need pills. >>15599277 Says you, you didn't live with burn ghost.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:49:04 2016 No.15599288 >>15599277 >Stop making me want to write Why? That'd be great, you know. A sexy parody of the greatest comic book run ever made.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:49:10 2016 No.15599289 >>15599265 I understand shes a jealous little control freak, but she's just too damn cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:50:06 2016 No.15599290 >>15599284 >you didn't live with burn ghost. Neither did you, you're just insane. We can't help you if you won't admit you have a problem. Anon. You must wake up

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:51:11 2016 No.15599291 >>15599290 Stop bullying me. I'm not even an alp!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:52:29 2016 No.15599293 File: 152 KB, 367x600, Ignis_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15599291 Let me stand next to you~

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:53:40 2016 No.15599295 >>15599293 At least it isn't a ghost. Fire doesn't bother me either so everything is great!

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:54:19 2016 No.15599296

>>15599275
>Pretty sure Louisiana is considered southeast
No. Southeast pretty much ends at Georgia and Florida then stretches up the coast, but also includes Tennessee oddly. The main south is Deep South. Texas straddles Deep South and Southwest depending on where you are in the state. That's the rough borders. LA is so far West in the South, it's border is less than 100 miles from where the piney woods end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 03:57:34 2016 No.15599301 File: 666 KB, 1016x1366, tumblr_o4dkp6hgdp1tj4dgco1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They say in the south, the Devils are damn good fiddle players

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:00:43 2016 No.15599309 >>15599301 Ive seen some saxophone succubi lately.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:04:30 2016 No.15599321 >>15599268 Pretty sure thats porn. Can you show porn on local MGC cable?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:06:00 2016 No.15599325 >>15599321 Shows get fined for not having pornographic scenes anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:07:00 2016 No.15599327 >>15599301 Did she loose her golden one in a bet against johnny?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:08:14 2016 No.15599328 >>15599301 Story about a Hellhound pursuing a blues guitarist when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:10:00 2016 No.15599333 >>15599328 I understand that reference.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:11:01 2016 No.15599334 >>15599333 I dont Gimme that spoon!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:11:15 2016 No.15599335 >tfw when you make the mistake of drinking and posting in the thread again I'll never learn at least my waif will always love me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:11:50 2016 No.15599338 >>15599334 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHAIgpih86E

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:12:57 2016 No.15599341 >>15599338 thank you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:13:58 2016 No.15599342 >>15599327 I wouldn't bring it up around her, it makes her a bit upset.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:14:43 2016 No.15599343 >>15599334 Just a little slice of blues history. Robert Johnson, Hellhound on my trail. The guy has been infamously known to have sold his soul to the devil for his success in blues. He sings about the devil quite a bit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:15:43 2016 No.15599344 >>15599343 Also the manga about him is GOAT.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:16:24 2016 No.15599345 >>15599301 Yeah, the best ones are in the deep south. Heh hehehe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:17:12 2016 No.15599348 >>15599345 Little Nicky pls go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:19:11 2016 No.15599355 File: 1.15 MB, 2600x1466, Robot Devil.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15599301 Hey baby.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:19:57 2016 No.15599360 >>15599355 Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em~

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:24:02 2016 No.15599369

>>15599301
>The Succubus went down to Georgia
>She was looking for some semen to steal
>She was in a bind
>'Cus she was way behind
>And she was willing to make a deal

>When she came upon a shounen
>Whackin' on his 'fiddle' and rubbin' it hot!
>And the Succubus jumped
>Up on a hickory stump
>And said "Shounen" let me tell you what"

>I guess you didn't know it
>But I'm a 'fiddle' stroker too
>And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

>Now you beat a pretty good 'fiddle', shounen
>But give this succubus her due
>I'll bet this golden onnahole
>Against your pearly load
>'Cause I think I'm better than you."

>The boy said, "My names Anon
>And it might be a sin
>But I'll take your bet
>And you're gonna regret
>'Cause I'm fastest jack that's ever been."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:24:58 2016 No.15599370 >>15599257 >US prototype in MGE Hope no, the setting could really use less ruining.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:26:08 2016 No.15599371 >>15599370 MGE is basically the Pokemon world though, where real world locations are sorta copy pasted into it, with twists. I mean Zipangu itself is just an old word for Japan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:26:50 2016 No.15599374 >>15599369 Exhaled sharply through both my nose and mouth. Well done.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:28:31 2016 No.15599378 >>15599370 You can hate americans all you want, but as far as geography goes, North America is probably the most diverse continent. You could do far worse for a MG setting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:30:10 2016 No.15599383 File: 796 KB, 3300x4200, 1423561734678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15599378 White man cum fast these days.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:32:20 2016 No.15599387 How would monsters make Britain better

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:32:45 2016 No.15599388 >>15599383 Shocked you were sober enough to notice huehue

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:34:19 2016 No.15599390 >>15599388 Firewater is white man's venom. Does-Not-Like-You-Dummy has much better venom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:34:30 2016 No.15599391 >>15599371 Duh, I know that much. If this tendency goes on though, I'd appreciate it at least stick to more 'traditional' countries, in a sense of having an actual medieval period.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:35:46 2016 No.15599396 >>15599391 It's almost like injuns never even existed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:36:12 2016 No.15599398 >>15599387 simple, with more british monsters outside of lewis carols bullshit.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:36:36 2016 No.15599400
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>>15599370
Mothman is already a Monster Girl. It's plausible for KC to do the area as a setting now someday.

>>15599387
You guys have Wonderland, aren't you Brits satisfied?

>>15599391
KC has stated they have gunpowder, steampunk, and magitech levels of technology in MGE. I'd wager that, while it varies from location to location in general it can be about 1800s level, bar the super high magitech areas.

Also 1800s aesthetic is fucking GOAT for a fantasy setting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:36:47 2016 No.15599401 >>15599398 So just more Fairies?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:40:06 2016 No.15599404 >>15599387 > how would 11/10 sex-bombs who find you really attractive improve X? I don't think there's any X for which the answer is not self-evident. Except possibly "castration", where they make it much worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:40:13 2016 No.15599405 File: 424 KB, 788x1200, kakuen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15599387 Dont worry luv, Kakuens here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:42:27 2016 No.15599408 >>15599387 By turning those tory cunts into monsters and incubi so they don't hate porn and want to go all china on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:43:03 2016 No.15599410 >>15599401 Nah there's more the that for britain things like church grim's could be another orc or wolf variant and then you've got Nuckelavee which is pretty much a zombie centuar

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:43:57 2016 No.15599414 >>15599410 >church grim's >Nuckelavee I see you make up words. I also blurberbagger, wicky eh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:45:06 2016 No.15599416 >>15599408 Do the bongs hate porn now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:45:22 2016 No.15599417 >>15599387 I want my shortstack hobbit girls, England.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:46:26 2016 No.15599420 >>15599408 I legitimately forgot about that. man it would worry me if a our new prime minister decreased 20 years physically and got sexy >>15599414 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_Grim

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:46:58 2016 No.15599421 >>15599416 Well they typically ban porn in middle eastern countries, so it's only to be expected. >>15599417 Are Hobbits public domain? Actually, is The Lord of the Rings public domain yet? what about Narnia? I want a Jesus Lion girl.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:47:47 2016 No.15599422

>>15599369
>Anon, lube up your hands and play your 'fiddle' hard
>'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia, and the Succubus deals the cocks
>And if you win, you get this silky onnahole made of gold
>But if you lose, the devil gets your load

>The Succubus opened up her bag
>And she said, "I'll start this show."
>And mana flew from hers fingertips
>As she lubed up Anons 'bow'

>Then she slipped his 'bow' across her hands >And it made an evil SCHLICK
>And a band of shortstack Alps joined in
>And it sounded something like this
(Cue 70's porn music)
>When the Succubus finished
>Anon said, "well, you're pretty good, old girl
>But sit down in that chair right there
>And let me show you how it's done."

>He played Mama's come hoe early run boys, run
>The porno is due back before rising sun
>Fappin' to "I Touch Myself", puttin' on a show
>Hunny does my dick look too swole, no Anon no

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:47:51 2016 No.15599423 >>15599416 You didn't know? You can end up in prison for having BDSM stuff on your hard-drive. Strength through Unity. Unity through Faith. >>15599421 Hobbits are actually an extinct species of human, so you can't own the copyright to them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:49:04 2016 No.15599424 >>15599422 >And a band of shortstack Alps BE DISTURBED

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:52:28 2016 No.15599429 >>15599422 Its-s-s toooo-ooo muuccchhhh. iiiiim gooooing tooooo-oooo breeee-eeaaaa-aaak >>15599423 Wow, thats terrible. I sympathize.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:53:24 2016 No.15599432 >>15599429 Oh I'm not British, I don't need to worry about it.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:53:28 2016 No.15599433

>>15599422
>The Succubus bowed her head
>Because she knew that he'd been beat
>And he laid that golden onnahole
>On the ground at Anons feet

>Anon said, "Succubus, just come on back
If you ever want to try again
>I done told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the fastest jack ever been."

>He played Mama's come home early run boys, run
>The porno is due back before rising sun
>Fappin' to "I Touch Myself", puttin' on a show
>Hunny does my dick look too swole, no Anon no

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:53:36 2016 No.15599434 >>15599414 >Nuckelavee If I didn't want regular horse pussy what makes you think I would want Scottish zombie horse pussy?

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:54:24 2016 No.15599437

>>15599416
>Wanted to ban porn that portrayed female orgasms
>Any type of porn can be seen as enough to send you down in court as long as the jury see it as "obscene" but is mostly used if the police think someone did something else and can't find evidence of it
>Government want porn filters to be in every household by default where you have to prove your identity to get access to them
Yup they hate it. Druella would be the best PM this country could ask for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:54:58 2016 No.15599438 >>15599433 Ah. I see this is a succubus(male)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 04:57:26 2016 No.15599439 >>15599437 This is such bullshit it shouldn't even be possible. How have you people not lynched your parliament yet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 05:00:05 2016 No.15599444 >>15599439 No idea really

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 05:00:32 2016 No.15599446 >>15599439 Probably the same reason we haven't burned down congress. They have superior firepower

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 05:00:40 2016 No.15599449 >>15599444 Remember, remember the 5th of November!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 05:01:18 2016 No.15599450 >>15599437 Story about monsters "fixing Britain" when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 05:01:25 2016 No.15599451 >>15599439 Media tells them they're free as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 05:02:01 2016 No.15599455 >>15599446 But there's more of you. Zerg rush will eventually succeed. >>15599450 I would enjoy this.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 05:02:33 2016 No.15599457

>>15599369
>>15599422
>>15599433
And thus the ballad of anon is complete.

>>15599438
Eh, I left the "son of a bitch"part, huh? Guess I should have noticed and changed it to something like:
>I done told you once, you horny bitch, I'm the fastest jack that's ever been."

As a bit of an off topic of sorts, I actually got to see Charlie Daniels band in concert many years ago, Damn good show, And since I'm rather proud of my creation, time to clean it up and pastebin it.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 05:03:24 2016 No.15599459
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>>15599439
Because they let us "take back control of our country." Load of shit really.

The entire thing makes me want to hug a Yeti and forget about the world.
>>15599450
I'd like to see beast do a silly take on this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 05:03:48 2016 No.15599460 >>15599450 easy mode would be to just carpet bomb the major cities with dark matter

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 05:05:00 2016 No.15599464 >>15599437 So things really have gone full 1984 over there? Bloody hell, man. My deepest sympathies.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 05:05:44 2016 No.15599466

>>15599459
>>15599460
Funny ol' world ennit? Just read the first 9 issues of Hellblazer yesterday and it had some commentary on British politics of the 80's. Weird how this stuff converges.
>>15599464
I think that's more V for Vendetta than 1984.
So far.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 05:06:44 2016 No.15599468 >>15599459 >I'd like to see beast do a silly take on this. I forgot he's from london. Isn't the roulette already this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 05:07:09 2016 No.15599469 >>15599457 Theres a couple instances of he's that should be she's in that last post. Excellent job though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 05:11:47 2016 No.15599480 >>15599459 Ill admit its got me thinking, but I have no idea how to spin it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 05:12:26 2016 No.15599483 >>15599469 I started to get lazy and just copypasted the lyrics to save time and changed them as needed, Guess a few things got through.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 05:13:16 2016 No.15599485 >>15599480 A Lilim pops up in London looking for some famous British candy, learns of the sexual regression, bombs the prudes with Dark Matter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 05:16:44 2016 No.15599488 >>15599468 Sometimes I think that someday someone will make a dark version of my roulette that might not be a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 05:19:39 2016 No.15599493 >>15599488 roulette?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 05:21:10 2016 No.15599494 The Succubus Went down to Georgia, now in pastebin form. http://pastebin.com/TJgsT5v6 Seems kind of fitting sitting next to the Alp Adventures chapters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 06:03:34 2016 No.15599568 >tfw no big strong Monster Girl to cuddle you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 06:10:43 2016 No.15599583 >>15599493 my series, small interactions between londoners and monsters

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 06:24:47 2016 No.15599619 >>15599218 Hungry, hungry caterpillar girl at an all you can eat buffet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 06:25:49 2016 No.15599624 >>15599494 You've been kidnapping the Sidhes recently, haven't you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 06:34:47 2016 No.15599652 File: 1.04 MB, 3015x2680, Safety and comfort.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So this is the best thing ever, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 06:49:25 2016 No.15599682 Anyone have some links to shoggoth stories?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 07:00:47 2016 No.15599701 >>15599682 No but I did have that idea of Mountains of Madness with our kinds of Shoggoths. Also was just on /tv/ talking about The Thing. Might have to actually get on that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 07:01:07 2016 No.15599703 >>15599682 >>>out somewhere over there

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 07:11:32 2016 No.15599714 File: 833 KB, 800x1131, 1458544935146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meanwhile, at the halls of writefaggotry!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 07:13:41 2016 No.15599717 >>15599714 Wait, those girls look human. Why was this in my MG folder? Pardon me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 07:17:06 2016 No.15599721 >>15598241 Can I just say that I love the Gantz style chin strap here? What sort of armor would a knight want in case of monstergirl attacks anyway? A really good belt, or maybe a fake wedding ring?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 07:20:53 2016 No.15599728 >>15599459 >Brit Yeti Is she there to keep people warm when it rains?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 07:21:31 2016 No.15599730 >>15599721 Personally, I'd want to keep mobile. Rolling around and dodging their love is what Waifu Souls has taught me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 07:26:10 2016 No.15599737 File: 583 KB, 968x1000, 1437330557879.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mister Sandman, send me a dream~ Make her the prettiest that I've ever seen~

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 07:26:37 2016 No.15599739 >>15599721 But where is the fun in not being attacked? Fighting monster girls that want to rape while you try to save your virginity for your favorite species is the best fun one can have in a place with MGs.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 07:44:46 2016 No.15599774
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>>15599739
>Fighting monster girls that want to rape while you try to save your virginity for your favorite species is the best fun one can have in a place with MGs.

Patrician taste.
Although tell me, how would your waifu react if you didn't make it to her with your virginity intact?

Would she hold you in a tearful embrace, and tell you that she'll love you until the memory of those other girls is washed from your body?
Would she cradle your head in her lap and tell you it's alright, she knows you tried your best, and that she still loves you for it?
Would she ara~ara~ at how many girls you've already made squeal, but now that greedy cock is all hers?
Would she tell you that your dick's adventures are only beginning, as her body has more tricks in it than a thousand lesser monsters?
Or would she say that you're still a virgin in the only way that matters - because the true first time is the first time with someone who loves you with all of her heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 07:45:51 2016 No.15599779 >>15599774 My waifu doesn't care about silly things like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 08:00:58 2016 No.15599812 >>15599728 I want to share tea and crumpets with a British Yeti.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 08:21:47 2016 No.15599855 Scyllia whose into cuddling and tickling her spouse while burying their face in her F cup and beyond breasts

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 08:25:39 2016 No.15599861 >>15599855 Scyllas are shiiit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 08:29:05 2016 No.15599865 >>15599073 http://imgur.com/a/pQCng Threadly reminder that P'Orcs would have the most hilarious language.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 08:30:05 2016 No.15599867 File: 2.25 MB, 2500x3000, Scylla_Harp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15599861 > Scyllas are shiiit. You're wrong, but even if you weren't: > burying their face in her F cup and beyond breasts makes up for it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 08:35:39 2016 No.15599885 >>15599867 That looks like a nice place.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 08:37:59 2016 No.15599891 >>15599885 I agree, that cleavage does look like a nice place. I would dearly like to live there.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 08:59:55 2016 No.15599949

>>15599774
A mix between the first and the fourth option.

She would be kinda sad, but at the same time, confident that she can easily make me forget about other girls and get addicted to her. Having a smug smile in her face and saying things like "The real battle starts now" and "I'm going to make you mine" is something she would definitely do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:01:51 2016 No.15599952 >>15599867 I recognize that pool

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:02:17 2016 No.15599953 I hate you Gazerfag because now I want to write about one

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:03:01 2016 No.15599958 >>15599952 Really?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:05:22 2016 No.15599962 >>15599958 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:06:25 2016 No.15599964 >>15599953 Haven't seen him around here lately, did he finally get spirited away by a Gazer?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:07:25 2016 No.15599970 >>15599962 Okay then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:07:31 2016 No.15599971 >>15599953 Do you hate me too? If I get you to hate me will you write about my favorite Monster Girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:08:29 2016 No.15599974 >>15599964 2017 is coming. The disappearances are beginning. >>15599971 I didn't even think of that. Pretty much everyone hates me, so why don't I get writefaggotry of my favorite?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:16:06 2016 No.15599995 >>15599970 Sure thing. >>15599974 I'm already posting from MGC. My waifu is sleeping over there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:17:35 2016 No.15600000 >>15599995 We have a turd in the punch bowl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:21:16 2016 No.15600016 >>15599971 Probably not because I actually like monoeyes to begin with?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:22:33 2016 No.15600024 >>15600016 OK counterpoint. If you hate my waifu will you write a story about me? >>15600000 Holy shit, nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:22:35 2016 No.15600025 Albino dollarham in booty shorts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:24:46 2016 No.15600032 >>15600024 ... No? I don't even know what your waifu is but knowing the thread it's either a Lamia, Dragon, >Slavic Maid, Shoggoth, HellhoundNerdhound, Kitsune, Cheshire, or some other philistine MG that gets over-spammed to death

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:25:30 2016 No.15600038 File: 585 KB, 1200x1717, 20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >oyakodon is a tag on panda now Fucking finally. Took them long enough Mother and daughteru threesome is the best threesome

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:28:04 2016 No.15600047 >>15600032 My waifu is a Kesaran Pasaran

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:28:04 2016 No.15600048 Would you enjoy the act of teaching language to a feral monster girl? I'd love teaching to a spooky deep-sea girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:29:15 2016 No.15600054 >>15600048 I'm no teacher. Can't we just communicate through BODY LANGUAGE?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:32:46 2016 No.15600070 >>15600048 If I managed to teach english to a dumb friend of mine, I'm sure I can do the same to a sex crazed beast.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:33:04 2016 No.15600074 >>15600047 >Kesaran Pasaran Not even worth the time or the effort. You'd have better luck writing about a fucking tumbleweed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:37:24 2016 No.15600093 >>15600048 That or interacting with a monster girl who only speaks a foreign language so neither of you know what the other is saying

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:37:56 2016 No.15600094 >>15600074 Rude! She is so interesting and cool, I could write at least a 500 chapters story with a Kesaran as the main girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:39:41 2016 No.15600099 >>15600038 About damn time. >That doujin The best, makes up for all the awful doujins Momiji usually gets.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:40:22 2016 No.15600102 >>15600094 Let's see you do just that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:44:09 2016 No.15600107 >>15600102 Just you wait, I'll also comission 23 arts of her. She will be so popular, people will get jealous over our relationship.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:45:46 2016 No.15600111

>>15600048
>Spooky deep-sea girl
>Get pulled out to sea by an undertow
>Start freaking out because it's fucking cold and you can't see shit, then you see a shape below you
>Gradually getting closer until a massive webbed hand pulls you under, it's a massive octopus headed monstrosity who's eye is bigger than your entire body
>You can see the vagueries of a draconic wings on its back, and as it gets a closer look at you it just... disappears
>There's a woman in front of you, suffocating and addled who has features similar to the creature, and as she wraps a tentacled tongue around yours, a cacophony of every language in the world and some alien ones flood into your head
>She pulls back, and you find yourself able to breathe
>Do you speak English?
"I do now."
>Then can you help me get back to the land?
"No."
>Fuck you, why not?
"That's quite the interesting phrase. I took the liberty of studying the profanity section in your mind... very colourful, if not rude."
>Her touch is soft, if not a bit cold as she cups your balls and cock inside your trunks, leaning in close
"Now tell me, little man. What does it mean to engage in 'coitus'?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:47:34 2016 No.15600118 File: 48 KB, 300x300, Touch fuzzy, get dizzy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15600107 Good luck!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:48:40 2016 No.15600123 >>15600047 How did you waifu her anyway? Why her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:50:31 2016 No.15600131 Muscle Vanilla Elf or Fatty Dark elf or Mystery Box

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:51:12 2016 No.15600135 >>15600131 I'll take the Muscle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:51:21 2016 No.15600136 >>15600131 Both a shit Give the the box

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:51:27 2016 No.15600138 >>15600038 >Impregnating a child that doesn't even the birds and the bees yet Jesus. When did QS start writing doujins?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:51:51 2016 No.15600144 File: 420 KB, 1525x1831, give her two lips like roses in clover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15599737 Then tell her that her lonesome nights are over~

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:53:03 2016 No.15600148

>>15600131
Muscle vanilla elf. As long as it isn't weightlifter muscle, but gymnast muscle.
>No ripped high elven ranger who can soar through the forest like a bird does the air
>Is shy because she performs the more masculine role and isn't soft as the noblewomen
>Despite having tits and hips to match

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:57:54 2016 No.15600166 >>15600138 >He doesn't want to impregnate his mini-chuff while her mother puts her in a vice grip with powerful thighs to make sure maximum insemination happens Sad!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:58:16 2016 No.15600170 >>15600144 What's she doing there?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 09:59:31 2016 No.15600174 >>15600123 It was a lie. I just tried to remember an almost non-existant monster girl and she was the first that came into my mind. I probably just made a Kesaran really sad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:01:12 2016 No.15600180 >>15600166 Not really looking to kickstart the whole daugter dicking and pedophilia argument this early, pal. Move along.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:04:37 2016 No.15600195 >>15600131 Mistery box. I just want the box though, so I hope there is nothing inside of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:06:07 2016 No.15600198 >>15600174 You just made some kesaran kill herself

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:07:00 2016 No.15600199 >>15600198 Fuck it, I'm going to save her! With my mad artistic skills!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:08:56 2016 No.15600203 >>15600199 Even if the art is Alp tier, I'm sure she will be happy after everything she went through.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:10:18 2016 No.15600204 File: 457 KB, 1200x848, f28dd18f91d56b24b0b7189cda023424.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bleach is ending next week Wew, should have ended few years ago btw

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:10:35 2016 No.15600206 File: 19 KB, 905x707, Kesaran Pasaran a la Alp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15600203 >Alp tier Funny you should say that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:11:46 2016 No.15600210 >>15600206 >that rictus endmysuffering.png

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:12:44 2016 No.15600212 >>15600204 To be honest I'm actually pretty glad that Ishida is the one who got the actual killing blow, that fucker killed best maido waifu

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:13:45 2016 No.15600215 >>15600206 I implore you to kill yourself, you yellow-snow-eating shitstain on the underwear of existence.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:14:53 2016 No.15600218 >>15600215 Been holding on to that one for long?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:15:49 2016 No.15600223 >>15600206 It's beautiful. I'm gonna hang it on my fridge.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:16:14 2016 No.15600224 >>15600206 I knew it. I fucking knew it. Weren't you the one who said that there was a pregnant dragons story coming soon? And that was 3 weeks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:16:24 2016 No.15600225 >>15600215 Alp is probably the worst writer we have, as well as artist. Kind of sad really for the snow mongol.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:17:43 2016 No.15600228 >>15600218 About 12 seconds, you cunt-conductor with the stench of a thousand rotting tatters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:17:50 2016 No.15600229 File: 80 KB, 1140x802, Pregdragon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15600224 Why do you care? Not like you'd read it if it was ever written. >>15600225 I'm a genius who will be vindicated by future generations, Philistine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:20:02 2016 No.15600233 >>15600229 >I'm a genius More like you make other bottom of the barrel shits like Shoggocks look like motherfucking William Shakespeare, or Quicksilver like Neil Gaiman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:21:03 2016 No.15600238 >>15600233 That's what they said about Ed Wood Junior, and look what he accomplished!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:21:35 2016 No.15600239 >>15600229 Oh my god what is that? Jesus christ I need winghungs and a mindflayer rightnow I just made me hate you too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:23:19 2016 No.15600247 >>15600239 Like Zack Snyder's superhero movies, my art is incomprehensible to the uninitiated. Moving on, has anyone ever actually done anything with a Kesaran Pasaran?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:23:54 2016 No.15600249 >>15600204 >You'll never fuck her in her raiu form while she wears nothing but a giant Kiss shirt

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:24:30 2016 No.15600250 >>15600170 Humming a lullaby to her unborn child

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:26:05 2016 No.15600254 >>15600225 >>15600233 You know I've noticed that the more time passes, the more extreme the hate for Alpie's stories becomes. It didn't use to be like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:26:21 2016 No.15600255 >>15600238 Being the king of B movies isn't something that's great, you finngolian

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:27:40 2016 No.15600260 >>15600250 Aww, adorable. >>15600255 That's the joke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:29:50 2016 No.15600266 >>15600254 Its because meme hate gets old fast, so to keep the meme funny you have to up the ante

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:29:57 2016 No.15600267 >>15600166 Loli monsters are not for impregnation. Just normal carefree dicking

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:30:35 2016 No.15600271 >>15600266 >implying it's a meme You just suck, bad.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:32:34 2016 No.15600275

>>15600254
It's getting more extreme because not only is the little shit an attention seeking whore that out-does even the most coked out street-walker, he fucking decides to post images that're clearly meant to piss people off and use up the limit we have before the threads get bumped off the catalog.

The only solace I can take from it is in 10 years the little shit will probably get beheaded for being a dirty kuffar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:33:50 2016 No.15600279 >>15600271 >implying it isn't a meme His writing is cheesy and comical yes, but it's his personality that makes it fun to dislike him. And even that joke gets old unless you up the stakes

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:34:38 2016 No.15600284

>>15600275
>he fucking decides to post images that're clearly meant to piss people off and use up the limit we have before the threads get bumped off the catalog.
But every single one of those has always been deleted very quickly after posting, you dumb-dumb, they do absolutely nothing to the image limit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:36:37 2016 No.15600291 >>15600254 Alp isn't getting the attention he wants with just bad stories anymore so he has to step the shitposting up.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:38:38 2016 No.15600295

>>15600291
But it's the stories that people keep hating more and more. It's like, it used to be something people read and thought was middling but still something they bothered to read.
Then the "turgid tallywacker" meme came out of somewhere, and by now people are acting like it's true.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:43:07 2016 No.15600311

>>15600295
Here's the thing. The little faggot practically ruined Oomukades until the Oomukadedodecahedron (Or whatever the fuck it was called) guy came along. He constantly uses cheesy dialogue as if he's never read anything that wasn't a penny book porn comic. He shows absolutely no signs of improvement since he decides to wallow in mediocrity and the passing mention he gets as one of the three or four primary shitty writers that still "live" here.

He's posting shitty art because much like an Australian on /pol/, if you deprive him of enough attention he starts seeking it in more progressively annoying ways. Hell, if I really wanted to be a vitriolic acid spitting fuck I'd say that I wished the little shit stain would just go to TFT and fuck off because at least then I don't have to break out the filters and RAID for him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:43:22 2016 No.15600313 File: 731 KB, 2454x3266, 1433690601670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anon is a big dummy and his dick doesn't stay up! He's such a loser he couldn't even catch and ravish an Elf!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:45:12 2016 No.15600316 >>15600311 >The little faggot practically ruined Oomukades No, the fact that the Oomukade looks like Tomoko is what ruined them, and that happened before Night Terrors.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:48:15 2016 No.15600325 >>15600313 I bet your ass is so flat you couldn't even suffocate me with it on my face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:48:44 2016 No.15600328 >>15600313 Elves are such sluts, I don't even need to get my dick hard in order for them to orgasm!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:49:48 2016 No.15600331 >>15600325 >>15600328 >falling for the bait Truly Elves are clever hunters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:52:41 2016 No.15600341 >>15600313 You are a dragon, silly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:52:43 2016 No.15600342 File: 384 KB, 850x750, 1445893648979.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it so wrong to love dumb girls with fat tits?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:53:57 2016 No.15600347 >>15600342 Not at all. Bakaderes are top tier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:54:14 2016 No.15600349 >>15600342 Are not Wurms, Holsts and Hobbos designed for this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 10:57:05 2016 No.15600358 >>15600341 Shh, don't scare off the boys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:02:38 2016 No.15600366 >>15600358 >Dragon pretending to be an elf so she can lure some rapey boys My body and my mind say no, but my dick rules them both.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:03:17 2016 No.15600370 File: 989 KB, 1509x2094, 1461584692889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am the terror that flaps in the night!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:07:09 2016 No.15600374 >>15600370 >I am the terror that faps in the night! So am I.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:08:59 2016 No.15600384 >>15600370 >Flat chuuni vampirebat >Busty genki fruitbat Which would you choose?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:09:34 2016 No.15600385 File: 77 KB, 1921x954, 1442957157714.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15600370 >tfw this reminds me of a batgirl story I promised someone I would do years ago and never finished it Its still on my documents, taunting me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:10:35 2016 No.15600388 >>15600385 Does it involve Barbara and Bruce having sex? Because if it does, you accidentally sent it to DC and they added it into their Killing Joke movie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:11:34 2016 No.15600390 >>15600384 Fruitbat seems more fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:11:47 2016 No.15600392 >>15600388 No, no, I mean as in a monstergirl batgirl story Not a Batgirl story

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:12:43 2016 No.15600395 >>15600392 Are you sure? Because that addition seemed very out of character and fan-fictiony.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:12:45 2016 No.15600396 >your yandere nee sama will never rape you in your sleep to secretly mark you as her property

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:13:12 2016 No.15600399 >>15600390 If you like sports and shit, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:14:14 2016 No.15600401 >>15600395 >complaining about comics being out of character and fan-fictiony Hail Hydra

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:14:18 2016 No.15600402 >>15600396 >your dere nee sama will never deepthroat you in the morning to publically mark you as her property

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:15:02 2016 No.15600404 File: 512 KB, 950x1280, 34593568_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15600342 If it's wrong then I don't want to be right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:15:13 2016 No.15600405 >>15600401 I wasn't complaining about a comic. I was complaining about the movie adaptation of a comic. Please pay attention, or else HEIL HYDRA

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:15:31 2016 No.15600406 >>15600399 I may not like sports, but I do like genki.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:16:23 2016 No.15600410 >>15600406 She's going to want to do sports activies with you. If you want to nerd it up she won't be able to play with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:21:37 2016 No.15600422 >>15600402 >your nee sama will never rape you in public

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:22:04 2016 No.15600425 Extremely tall monoeyes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:23:59 2016 No.15600428 >>15600410 Good. I need a genki girl to drag me out of sadness and lazyness with her cheerful attitude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:26:47 2016 No.15600435 >>15600388 You do know that was basically Bruce Timm trying to remind people of their relationship in Batman Beyond, right? I mean, Barbara Gordon and Bruce Wayne were married at one point and probably fucking like rabbits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:27:00 2016 No.15600437 >>15600425 I want to penetrate Polyphemus with my shaft.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:33:52 2016 No.15600454 >>15600144 How precious

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:36:32 2016 No.15600460 >>15599682 http://pastebin.com/H5NBa1AG

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:37:08 2016 No.15600462 >>15600328 >>15600331 >elves

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:41:42 2016 No.15600469

>>15600437
>Get captured by Polyphemus
>She's getting ready to rape you ragged she tells you
>Get her absolutely shitfaced
>Fuck her into ahegao, she's asking your name
>Tell her "Nobody"
>The next day she's bragging to the other Cyclops about how she finally became a full-fledged woman
"Oh yeah? Who did it to you then~?"
"Nobody!"
"Oh? So nobody took your virginity? That's kind of... sad. Having to lie to us about it."
>Several of the Cyclops are giving her sad looks, some of them whispering among themselves
"No, you don't get it! Nobody visited me on my bed and fucked my raw! I even have his seed still in me!"
>She sees you sitting there, trying to break your chains
"Ah! He's right there! Nobody! Hey, Nobody!"
>The eldest Cyclops gives a mournful 'ara ara'
"Polyphemus it's not nice to call the human boys 'Nobody'."
"What's your name, boyim?"
>Anon Y. Mous, Son of Moot The Half-Man
>She's actually kind of cute when she's crying, and she doesn't have a half bad rack or pair of hips
>You suppose things could be worse

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:49:14 2016 No.15600483 >>15600469 Gonna have me a bunch of babies with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:49:33 2016 No.15600484 >>15600469 >Humans

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 11:56:23 2016 No.15600490 >>15600099 Most of the touhou doujinshi are pretty bad if you're like me and have fairly vanilla tastes. Ran has it the worst, unless you like futa.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:01:18 2016 No.15600500 >>15600136 >>15600195 You get a Strongfat Oni whose diet is 95% meat and booze

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:05:40 2016 No.15600513 >>15600204 He should have just done porn, imo. The girls were the one thing Bleach really nailed, Yoruichi especially.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:11:19 2016 No.15600527 File: 484 KB, 1200x739, brown jolteon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15600513 yep

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:12:56 2016 No.15600530 >>15600527 >You will never a delicious brown Jolteon What is the purpose of this existence?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:13:47 2016 No.15600532 >>15600527 That always was my favorite eeveelution. Hell, probably my favorite Pokemon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:14:37 2016 No.15600533 >>15600311 >The little faggot practically ruined Oomukades until the Oomukadedodecahedron (Or whatever the fuck it was called) guy came along. You aren't actually that very guy making the entire post to subtly astroturf himself, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:17:39 2016 No.15600542 >>15600533 No, I actually liked the dodecahedron guy's story. Alp I could give a fuck less about because he's a subhuman slavic piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:20:02 2016 No.15600552 >>15600533 >>15600542 >implying they're not the same person Think about it. Both have a Dragon in their stories with a short name that ends in a. Coincidence? I think not!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:22:44 2016 No.15600556 A Lilim opens a rift in space and promises you adventure if you come with her. Do you go? Or do you just say no and eat some frozen pizza before fapping to your waifu and going to bed?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:23:46 2016 No.15600559 >>15600556 I just made tea and sat down on the computer. Adventure would make me late for dinner. I don't want any. Good day, ma'am, and goodbye!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:23:59 2016 No.15600561 >>15600556 Is that even a question?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:24:06 2016 No.15600563 >>15600500 This is even worse than those two Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:24:33 2016 No.15600564 >>15600552 >Both have a Dragon in their stories with a short name that ends in a. >Harb's dragon also has that The plot thickens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:24:45 2016 No.15600565 >>15600556 Why bother asking rhetorical questions?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:25:01 2016 No.15600566 >>15600564 Oh shit. It's the fucking replicants, man!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:25:19 2016 No.15600567 >>15600556 >Opening the door to door-to-door demon realm sellers Not interested

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:26:32 2016 No.15600569 >>15600556 Ask if she just wants to hang out with me instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:26:46 2016 No.15600570 >>15600566 I keep telling you guys, the writefags are a lie! It's all a giant computer writing all that shit!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:27:34 2016 No.15600571 >>15600556 I'd most likely die on the adventure, so she can just bring me my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:28:15 2016 No.15600574 >>15600565 Got to eat that pizza, am I right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:29:06 2016 No.15600576 >>15600570 We're through the looking-glass here people! We have to get the word out! They're coming for us!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:30:38 2016 No.15600582 >>15600570 Except for me, because my shitty writing can't be done by a computer. As well as my crappy doodles of monstergrills and AS girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:31:18 2016 No.15600583 So what shit writer do you want to get gud?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:31:42 2016 No.15600584 >>15600576 They're not fiction at all! It's all stuff that's happening right now on the other side!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:31:57 2016 No.15600585 >>15600583 Me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:32:32 2016 No.15600586 >>15600583 Monkey's Paw please go. >>15600584 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwqN3Ur-wP0

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:35:26 2016 No.15600590 >>15600582 Alp-bot please stop, we know the truth now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:36:07 2016 No.15600591 >>15600583 Me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:36:32 2016 No.15600594 >>15600583 Myself

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:39:08 2016 No.15600600 >>15600590 Also bring back Harb-bot pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:40:16 2016 No.15600604 >>15600583 Irene.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:40:51 2016 No.15600608 >>15599812 I want a British Yeti to carefully say to me TONIGHT! I wear a hat with things on it, Oni does a skid round our track, and Wendigo says hello to a MAN

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:41:38 2016 No.15600613 >>15600590 >Alpbot Transform and sperg out? Alpbots in disguise?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:42:35 2016 No.15600614 >>15600613 >STAAARSCREEAAAAM! >KYAA~!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:44:16 2016 No.15600615 >>15600591 >>15600594 >>15600604 Congratulations! You're now a best selling author like Stephanie Meyer but now all your smut is either yaoi or futanari!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:44:24 2016 No.15600617 >>15600591 >>15600594 >>15600604 Hank, please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:46:16 2016 No.15600620 >>15600615 Mmm Hmmm Mmmmm Welp, I don't write smut anyhow, so that's not a big issue

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:49:36 2016 No.15600630 >>15600556 Sure. It's not like I have any reason to live anyway

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:53:17 2016 No.15600640

>>15600615
I don't do smut, mate. I do things like cute MGs doing cute things, coffee addict teacher and his syrup addict Ryu daughter whose mother died from an aneurysm after getting a pineapple pizza when she ordered an extra sauce and cheese pepperoni pizza, and shitty adventurer who meets things like Kitsune merchants or a Lich that plans on using actual kittens as her servants after an issue with her previous one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:55:42 2016 No.15600648 File: 393 KB, 600x815, 1441121903653.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] But where do they get all those toys and dungeons?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:58:32 2016 No.15600655 >>15600648 At the dungeon mart It's a store that specializes in all manner of traps, decor and just about everything you'd need for your own dungeon Can be pretty expensive though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 12:58:56 2016 No.15600657 >>15600648 Demon Realm shops or online catalogues.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:00:28 2016 No.15600663 >>15600648 The dame place Liches get them: online store.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:06:05 2016 No.15600674

>>15600648
Dungeon Outfitters is a great place for good dungeon equipment at a decent price. It's run by Echidnas so that's how you know it's good.
Everything you need to stock a dungeon so a bunch of monstergirls can entrap boys and make them their husbandos!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:12:38 2016 No.15600688 >>15600648 Ask the KDF.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:12:45 2016 No.15600689 >>15600648 >that artist Fuck man this is why I like both doms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:24:55 2016 No.15600711 >TFW I kind of want to write desert Dark Elves >TFW Hellraiser based dream >TFW Illassa Is this something trying to fuck with my head?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:26:00 2016 No.15600713 >>15600711 2017 approaches my friend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:26:17 2016 No.15600714 >>15600711 N-no. Now go write about an anthropologist who studies Desert Dark Elves and their BDSM culture!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:27:53 2016 No.15600716 File: 1.14 MB, 1400x1217, dabs7e3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you accept an invite to go out shooting with the Kitsune from next door? What do you do when she rapes you at gunpoint while you're both alone in the woods?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:28:48 2016 No.15600717 >>15600716 I would accept, and you can't rape the willing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:31:03 2016 No.15600722 >>15600716 That got kind of extreme rather fast. I'd probably cry most of the way through, and no happy tears either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:31:36 2016 No.15600725 >>15600716 She's very pale. Are you sure she isn't an undead?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:31:38 2016 No.15600726 >>15600716 That spoiler is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:33:02 2016 No.15600735 >>15600716 Yes. Show her the might of my "gun" obviously.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:35:05 2016 No.15600737 >>15600722 I'm sure it wouldn't actually be loaded. Probably.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:35:32 2016 No.15600739 >>15600716 I've never fired a gun before in my life, and I doubt that would make me any better at it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:35:38 2016 No.15600740 >>15600716 >spoiler I shouldn't like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:35:55 2016 No.15600741 >>15600726 >>15600735 I at least hope the gun is loaded with magic aphrodisiac bullets.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:36:42 2016 No.15600745 File: 171 KB, 1200x731, 1436727486131.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh-oh. Pillars in da club!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:36:52 2016 No.15600747 >>15600737 But what if it is and she accidentally shoots you during sex

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:37:45 2016 No.15600751 >>15600747 I'm getting more Empress flashbacks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:39:11 2016 No.15600755 >>15600711 Yes. Something is fucking with your head. Just ignore the tentacles. >Illassa ELH?

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:41:25 2016 No.15600759

>>15600714
After giving it a little thought, Desert Dark Elves probably travel around in roving bands of 10 to 15, looking for men.
They could spend days tracking a man to find some way to render him unconcious and take him to their camp before binding him with Arachne silk ribbons.
Then comes the teasing to break their target's will, which usually takes the form of bellydancing and lapdancing while oiled up.
Then comes the slow, passionate sex. Each girl gets a turn with the man and this continues until every girl is pregnant.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:42:04 2016 No.15600764

>>15600716
>that spoiler
Now I'm remembering a greentext on /co/ a while back about Wednesday Addams and her fucking you while playing Russian Roulette with blanks.
I wish I saved the pic of that greentext because it has her doing crazy kinky things to the MC and it makes me diamonds every time I read it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:42:55 2016 No.15600768 >>15600725 Maybe she's intimidated by the size of your gun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:42:57 2016 No.15600770 >>15600745 Alps go home.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:43:25 2016 No.15600773 >>15600737 But we went out shooting together! Unless that was actually a lie and the moment we hit the woods she pointed it at me. Is it implied the rape is before or after any potential 'big game' hunting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:44:28 2016 No.15600776 >>15600764 If you ever find this cap please post it, because Now I'm extremely interested in seeing this brought back to light.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:44:46 2016 No.15600779 >>15600773 She switched them out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:45:18 2016 No.15600780 >>15600773 Well, she could always have a second unloaded pistol on her, or just unload the gun while you're distracted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:45:57 2016 No.15600781 >>15600764 >blanks Those can actually still kill if done point-blank, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:46:45 2016 No.15600784 >>15600755 No, i'm not him. It's just every time I think of Ilassa I kind of imagine her having a coven of Dark Elves that worship her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:48:28 2016 No.15600788 >>15600716 Not with that trigger discipline.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:48:51 2016 No.15600790 >>15600716 Tell her that you should never point a gun at something you aren't about to shoot, that if she wanted to fuck all she had to do was ask. All this while taking my pants off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:53:53 2016 No.15600805 >>15600737 That's what everyone thinks before a negligent discharge.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:55:36 2016 No.15600808 >>15600745 Would show them that sex is not useless

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:56:48 2016 No.15600814 >>15600805 >>15600779 Hopefully this oneactually knows how to use a gun, getting shot during tearful fearsex would probably be something someone wouldn't get over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 13:59:22 2016 No.15600824 guys what do I do when my daughteru asks for cummies?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:01:29 2016 No.15600828 >>15600824 You go away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:01:43 2016 No.15600829 >>15600824 You give her cummies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:03:09 2016 No.15600838 >>15600824 Punch her in the gut, tell her I don't have any kids.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:04:38 2016 No.15600842 >>15600824 Kill yourself for teaching her such shitty vocabulary.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:05:21 2016 No.15600846 >>15600824 Help her get over her lisp and give her the gummy bears.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:06:26 2016 No.15600850 File: 547 KB, 806x840, yep.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15600824 Oblige, and don't forget the headpats.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:10:15 2016 No.15600862 File: 501 KB, 1000x1000, 1469710995122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monsters, not even once.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:11:19 2016 No.15600864 >>15600862 She'd make a great Holstaur or Succubus.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:13:31 2016 No.15600870

>>15600784
Or Shirihebi. I bet Illassa ties herself up in public places, expecting to ne violated by people who come across her, only to weird everybody out while they go about their day.
>anon wants to order his meal from the local pizza joint in peace
>instead he's harassed by a Lilim in bondage acting like she's helpless and constantly pointing out how easy it is to take advantage her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:13:32 2016 No.15600871 >>15600864 Not. Even. Once.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:15:17 2016 No.15600875 >>15600862 >that fishnet Is this Kamitani?

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:15:35 2016 No.15600876

>>15600870
>Or Shirihebi. I bet Illassa ties herself up in public places, expecting to ne violated by people who come across her,
She doesn't. It's a mostly tongue-in-cheek thing that lilims would never be bound up except by their beloved. Doesn't mean she does it all willy nilly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:16:13 2016 No.15600879 >>15600864 >not dark priest Apply yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:17:02 2016 No.15600882 >>15600824 Tell her to stop spending so much time on tumblr Also to get a fetish that isn't shit. No daughter of mine is going to have a daddy kink!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:17:49 2016 No.15600888 File: 153 KB, 800x614, 1469398036406.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15600871 You bet motherfucker. >>15600879 I forgot Dark Priests existed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:20:24 2016 No.15600893 File: 631 KB, 1173x610, 101.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15600824 Ask your waifu for assistance Give your daughteru lots of cummies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:22:29 2016 No.15600898 File: 405 KB, 1512x1898, and I was just getting to the good part.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15600556

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:22:42 2016 No.15600899 >>15600893 >>15600850 You can't just post stuff like this and not provide a source. please

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:23:09 2016 No.15600901 >>15600876 It was a joke, anon. Can't I imagine Lilim characters doing odd things like Illassa being a public disturbance, Mari being a crazy cathag, Druella being a closet tabletop fan, or donut steel OC ones from the thread doing other things?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:23:59 2016 No.15600903 >>15600901 All of those other things are true though. Except Druella I guess. She's into candy. Like REALLY into candy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:24:40 2016 No.15600904 >>15600899 https://exhentai.org/g/867761/28c763c571/ https://exhentai.org/g/913760/029243ae08/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:25:03 2016 No.15600905 >>15600898 Anon at least has real pizza this time, with no cat butt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:25:38 2016 No.15600908 >>15600904 You're the best chief.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:25:45 2016 No.15600909 >>15600898 You're a grand guy for drawing my little idea from earlier. Stay golden.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:26:07 2016 No.15600912 >>15600898 I love it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:27:19 2016 No.15600914 File: 91 KB, 600x496, 1463336728788.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15600898

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:27:44 2016 No.15600916 >>15600903 >druella is into candy And now I cross off a trait from Lani. Thanks, Druella.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:28:30 2016 No.15600919 >>15600898 >the look in his eyes It's fucking perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:28:40 2016 No.15600920 >>15600716 Fuck yeah I would! Seeing as my love for firearms is rivaled only by my love for kistune, this is pretty much the perfect scenario for me. As for the spoiler? I'd attempt a pistol disarm and turn this rape into consensual sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:28:54 2016 No.15600921 >>15600901 >Druella being a closet tabletop fan I want to run a campaign for Deruella and her generals!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:29:05 2016 No.15600923 >>15600898 Hey. draw more of this fairy>>15600888

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:29:06 2016 No.15600924 >>15600905 Maybe that's why he doesn't want to go on an adventure. He knows.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:30:22 2016 No.15600929 >>15600923 That's no fairy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:30:41 2016 No.15600930 >>15600814 I think it's just make the sex better.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:30:51 2016 No.15600931
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What if Death Knight who much like a Lich keeps his soul in a phylactery, in order to traverse monster dense areas and leaving them less able to detect him due to his spirit energy being all out of whack.

Except whenever he dies and comes back, he loses a little bit more and more of what makes him human, no emotions, no happiness. Just an apathetic shell of a knight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:31:24 2016 No.15600935 >>15600929 That's clearly a fairy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:31:53 2016 No.15600938 >>15600901 >>15600921 >Druella plays 40K >Challenges you to a match >Build an army to counter noise marines, because Slaanesh is obviously what Druella would choose >She's playing Imperial Guard >You get wrecked

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:32:30 2016 No.15600940 >>15600929 as long as its tiny, I dont care what you call it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:33:35 2016 No.15600947 >>15600929 >hey dude let me in! >cmon, trust me! Im a fairy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:33:36 2016 No.15600948 >>15600940 Womanlet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:33:41 2016 No.15600949 >>15600938 >>She's playing Imperial Guard I suddenly like Druella more

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:34:55 2016 No.15600952 >>15600931 I'd read it, the losing yourself bit though, meh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:36:28 2016 No.15600955 >>15600938 >She plays IG specifically so she can use Creed and hide tanks behind fences. >And so she can lick up your furious tears at the total annihilation she wreaks on your army. I'd want to rage fuck the smug grin off her face after that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:38:18 2016 No.15600959 >>15600938 >imperial guard I think she's more of the Blood Raven type of person due to colors.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:39:49 2016 No.15600961 >>15600959 >Blood Raven Last time I checked it was dragons that hoarded items without intent of giving them back

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:42:12 2016 No.15600970 >>15600961 Harpies are also similar due to the magpie habits of the BRs. Druella just fits the color scheme with her excessive black and red.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:44:41 2016 No.15600974 >>15600938 Drew seems more like a Tau/Tyranid player tbqh fampire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:44:44 2016 No.15600975 >>15600970 She could just paint her IGs those colors. Nothing's stopping her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:45:41 2016 No.15600978 File: 125 KB, 1076x1000, 1458458847909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15600716 >Point my own gun at her >Try to rape her before she rapes me Alternatively >Tell her that she could have just asked

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:46:36 2016 No.15600982 >>15600970 >Black and red Now wait just a minute isn't the BR color scheme red and sort-of-white? If we're going by color scheme then the Angels Sanguine would be better since they are red and black

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:47:25 2016 No.15600984 >>15600921 >try and run a session with Drualla and her sisters with you as the DM >it all goes to hell with copious TPK, power gaming, and they achieve a full Old Man Henderson derail of the plot >flip table and never DM for them again

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:47:31 2016 No.15600986
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Would you move to Siberia to save the Amur tiger from extinction?

It's cold as fuck and you'd have to deal with your waifu's thick Russian accent and annoying tendency to get into catfights with the local bear girls. But on the bright side, you'll be well compensated by the government and you can dress your daughters up in those meido-esque Russian school uniforms. Plus Vladivostok is pretty close to Japan if you just wanna get away for a while.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:49:03 2016 No.15600992 >>15600986 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:49:21 2016 No.15600994 >>15600982 You might be right. Have to recheck. I csn totally see Druella with a Sanguinarius daki.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:51:27 2016 No.15601007 >>15600986 I accept.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:51:28 2016 No.15601008 >>15600986 Sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:52:50 2016 No.15601014 File: 726 KB, 3000x3000, pump-a-rum.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] have a corvid

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:53:41 2016 No.15601016 >>15600898 Can I go on an adventure after I finish my pizza and masturbation? Would she help me finish both and just crash on the couch till the next day?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:54:46 2016 No.15601020 >>15601014 I like bottom heavy birbs. Nice stuff Hyphen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 14:58:54 2016 No.15601036 File: 319 KB, 579x819, efd989589b24aaafd310364379ccf7a0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15600986 >>15600992 >>15601007 >>15601008 The South China tiger is way more endangered (considered extinct in the wild). But >moving to China

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:01:41 2016 No.15601054 >>15601016 One or the other. You can't do both. Do you want adventure and to punch BBEGs in the face and loot houses without repercussions, or eat pizzs and finish fapping?

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:01:43 2016 No.15601055

>>15600716
>Get asked to go out to the firing range by Kitsune, comply because you need to get gud at guns
>You're both walking in the woods back towards your car when you hear the *click* of the hammer being drawn back
>She has her .357 pointed at your head
"Undress."
>You've got to be shitting me, you think to yourself
>She smiles and fires a shot into the air, the noise is deafening, she repeats the command after you're able to stop going "mwop"
>Take off your trousers, asking her what the hell this is all about
"Oh shut it. I know you were watching my ass while we were walking to the range and watching these jiggle when I fired"
>They are a nice pair of tits
"Now make me undress."
>The gun's pointed to your temple when you bite down on the zipper and pull it all the way down, she's going full-blown commando and in the stark nude under her oversized jacket
>The military style boots make the image kind of sad, if not hilarious
"Now lick me clean. Nothing gets me more hot and bothered than a good round on the range~"
>Thumb her rosebud and lick at her slit, she's grinding herself into you, smothering you in her smell and fluids
"N-not half bad~"
>There's another shot. God damnit. Just when it was getting good.
"Now, let's play a little bit of a game."
>She empties out three of the four rounds remaining, there's one bright pink-red one left
>Pressing it to your chest, she pulls the trigger
>*click*
"Mm. Lucky chance."
>The folds of her tiny slit are rubbing against your rock-hard member. She's really going to go through with this isn't she.
"For every orgasm you give me, I'll pull the trigger. If you lose...Well... you'll see <3~"
>She starts bucking her hips against yours, practically slav squatting onto your dick, and within minutes you can feel her clenching around you
>Pulls the trigger again
>*click*
"Hrm... maybe have you on top?"
>Ask her why she's doing this while you start to fuck her in earnest
"It's... a little bit... Mm! Fun this way!"
>Find a good spot and really start grinding it, she pulls the trigger again. There's a loud BANG!
>It doesn't hurt, and you're still alive. But there's a fog around your mind now, with you half-buried in her pussy.
>She's your fox, you have to make her yours.
>Sit her up and put her in the seated lotus position
>Vigorously nibble her clavicle and nipples as you begin to fuck her with wild abandon, you don't even know what that bullet was but you gotta fuck her silly
>End up flooding her insides with your sticky white stuff over ten times, and she's hob-kneed getting back up
"W-Well, that worked out better than expected. Anything to say for yourself?"
>You reply with one sentence
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:02:16 2016 No.15601056 >>15601036 >Etotama Truly the greatest gem that nobody cared about.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:05:03 2016 No.15601067 >>15601054 I can at least score with the Lilim, yeah?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:06:51 2016 No.15601076 >>15601055 Mmm, that's the ticket.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:07:41 2016 No.15601080 >>15601055 DARLING, YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:08:08 2016 No.15601081 >>15601055 Anything entering your heart will kill you, anon. This shit's my fetish, and this was very well done.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:09:40 2016 No.15601089 You all never ask the important questions. Like which Monster Girl would win a rap battle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:11:44 2016 No.15601094 >>15601020 I-I swear I was going by reference

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:12:38 2016 No.15601098 File: 918 KB, 1280x1370, 1431017085683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15601056 Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:13:07 2016 No.15601099 >>15601089 Wock tentacles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:13:30 2016 No.15601100 >>15601089 Lamia. >>15601067 If you put a ring on her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:13:30 2016 No.15601101 >>15601094 Those references include images that focus on Pumparums plump rump, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:15:13 2016 No.15601107 >>15601098 cock best girl. snake fun second

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:16:37 2016 No.15601111
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>>15600986
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_tiger#In_captivity

>South Korea expected to receive three tigers pledged for donation in 2009 by Russia in 2011. South Korea may be able to rebuild a home for Siberian tigers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:17:53 2016 No.15601114 >>15601081 T-thanks. that was my first time experimenting outside my comfort zone

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:20:55 2016 No.15601119 File: 439 KB, 900x776, maybe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15601101 This is a blue board so have the original pic instead

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:21:26 2016 No.15601121 >>15601114 My other gripe with it would be that she'd be in a worse position than you hearing wise after firing the .357 straight into the air. Considering I assume kitsune have sharper, and thus more sensitive hearing.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:26:31 2016 No.15601143

>>15601114
Sorry to break it to you bud, but that's just people with a niche fetish affirming you for no reason other than you satisfied their fetish. It's really pretty bad. Imagine you rewrote the whole scenario as carpenter-play with a monster threatening to beat your head in with a hammer. That's how silly the whole range bitch thing reads.

Also, smallarms don't make your ears ring unless they're fired in your general direction or you're in an enclosed space where they echo. Remember, sound propagates in a rough cone from the barrel tip.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:28:37 2016 No.15601149 File: 256 KB, 1496x1134, Wait I only asked for one lewd idea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15600923 >>15600940 >>15600947 You spend the next few days trying to draw/write out all the lewd. And feeding the poor confused fruitbat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:29:48 2016 No.15601156 >>15601055 I've been visiting /k/ too much to like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:30:03 2016 No.15601160 >>15601014 I would pump that rum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:31:45 2016 No.15601167 >>15601114 Sorry, but >>15601143 Has it. She's threatening you with a gun and you're just horny? That's nuts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:34:32 2016 No.15601175 >>15601149 This is why you don't let the cute in.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:37:54 2016 No.15601185

>>15601143
Your second point isn't entirely true. Firing small arms without earpro on, even outside, is generally asking for a bad time. I know for a fact this is true of 'higher caliber/powered' rounds such as .303 or .308, which I have personally done. Given that the story is using a .357, it makes perfect sense to me that your ears would be ringing after she fires it right next to you. Also, if someone is firing at you the sound of the bullet breaking the sound barrier as it passes you would be louder than the actual firearm discharge.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:38:43 2016 No.15601190 >>15601149 Oh god is that a teeny werebat? too cute for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:38:55 2016 No.15601191 File: 84 KB, 665x677, casual salamander fix.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How about a salamander that was into books as much as fighting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:38:57 2016 No.15601192 >>15601156 Really? I've been visiting /k/ too much to NOT like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:39:59 2016 No.15601196 >>15601191 And instead of dueling she has proposes a debate?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:41:16 2016 No.15601201 >>15601196 Yep I would love a girl that wants to fuck me after a good debate

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:41:37 2016 No.15601202 >>15601149 I don't know if I want that Werebat or those Succubi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:41:47 2016 No.15601203 >>15601185 >this entire post of grossly exaggerated misinformation t. range peasant

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:41:50 2016 No.15601204 >>15601055 Okay, I don't know why but that's hot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:42:22 2016 No.15601205 >>15601196 >>15601191 She sounds like a fucking nerd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:43:28 2016 No.15601207 >>15601203 Nice try, but just because you've already fucked up your own hearing from not wearing earpro doesn't make you right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:43:56 2016 No.15601208 >>15601204 Because of the perceived danger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:46:47 2016 No.15601215 >>15601208 Like that thing where women get wet when they are about to be raped?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:46:59 2016 No.15601216 >>15601192 Pointing a gun at someone you don't want to hurt is considered pants on head retarded over there.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:48:59 2016 No.15601222 >>15601121 357 is loud as hell. I know, I've fired mine before without hearing protection. Not as thunderous as a moist nuggut, but it raped my ears.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:49:38 2016 No.15601224 >>15601221 ear hats are the cutest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:50:59 2016 No.15601227 >>15601191 would she write books as well?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:51:11 2016 No.15601230 >>15601221 Ein Fuchs!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:52:24 2016 No.15601233 >>15601216 Yeah, you clearly haven't been on /k/ long enough. Otherwise you'd recognize that /k/ loves to joke about firearm negligence, even if they aren't negligent themselves in real life.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:52:56 2016 No.15601236

>>15601207
I have better hearing than everyone near me my age, because the 50+db'ish constant background noise of living in a city is far more destructive than an occasional gunshot. People with hearing damage from loud noises need to have a certain criteria met.

A)Needs to be above a certain level
B)Needs to be exposed constantly for a certain amount of time (this time being less the louder you go)

Guns are not above the Rock Concert/Jet Engine level if you are behind them. They last an extremely short duration too.

So where do you actually need earpro? At ranges with a lot of people firing shit at once all day long, usually under an awning that echoes awfully, or worse in an indoor range. Loud noise and lots of exposure make for the death of your high frequency hearing. Earpro for everything though is a meme sold on marginality. A close thunderstrike is equivalent to a .308 gunshot but you don't see people memeing about wearing ear protection during thunderstorms do you?

So go educate yourself on some sound and hearing damage science before you just parrot whatever your rangemaster scared into you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:57:46 2016 No.15601246 >>15601236 Fucking schooled.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:58:07 2016 No.15601247 >>15601236 Guys pls, there is no need to get so worked up. Remember to stay on topic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:58:24 2016 No.15601250 >>15601205 just because she's into doesn't mean she cant kick your ass

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 15:59:23 2016 No.15601252 >>15601236 gunshots are loud dingus. Wear your fuckin plugs.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:03:00 2016 No.15601261

>>15601236
You say that like close lightning strikes aren't loud as balls, and can't make your ears ring.

Also you're a dumb fuck if you think gunshots don't cause hearing damage. The sound level at which permanent hearing damage can set in is ~140 dB, some .22 rifles can produce noise at around this level, while higher caliber rifles will produce noise over 175 dB.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:05:55 2016 No.15601268 >>15601250 I'm still going to make fun of her for being a nerd either way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:07:54 2016 No.15601271 >>15601268 Would be fun if you trigger her fighting urgesand she takes her glasses off

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:08:17 2016 No.15601273

>>15601261
>You say that like close lightning strikes aren't loud as balls, and can't make your ears ring.
Exactly. If they were actually that damaging, being the level they are at, why is there no "Thunderstorms are making you go deaf." nonsense? Because they don't.

Also, those gun noise numbers are measured from max noise at the barrel opening, ya fudd. It's exponentially less behind. Nobody is arguing that standing in front of a weapon going off isn't loud and damaging as fuck. It's one of the secondary reasons they say never to shoot from behind somebody when hunting. The primary being so retards don't get excited and track into a person.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:14:43 2016 No.15601298 File: 292 KB, 850x1202, __original_drawn_by_asanagi__sample-84e0e07b656d776b94320c67ecb79393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Less gunshots. More chuff.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:16:38 2016 No.15601301

>>15601273
I highly doubt 175 dB will decrease to less than 140 dB just because you're behind the gun, especially considering that there is very little sound intensity drop-off within 1m-2m of the source. Furthermore, the shorter the barrel the less distance the noise has to travel to reach you. So for something like a .357, which is ~165 dB at the barrel, is far more likely to damage your hearing than a long barrelled .22LR rifle.

I suggest you educate yourself, this shit isn't fuddlore, there is a lot of easily available and comprehensive research that has been done on the subject if you would only look it up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:18:00 2016 No.15601305 >>15601298 Look at the size of that chuff's chuffs!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:21:49 2016 No.15601319 >>15601298 I want that flat chuff.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:22:57 2016 No.15601324

>>15601301
Please anon, it's obvious you have no idea how sound moves through atmosphere. Ever wonder why horns are shaped the way they are? Do some research on sound directionality. It will come in handy someday, like when you set up a home theater or your new stereo.

For a practical exercise, next time you go shooting, download a free db meter onto your phone. That will let you measure the noise in real time ahead and behind the firearm during discharge. It will be very educational, I can already tell.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:24:21 2016 No.15601325

Guns can damage your ears without protection, as can lawnmowers, you fucking dolts. So wear protection unless you like constant ringing 24/7, because that shit is permanent.

Now talk about a Lilim and a Jabberwock opening an icecream store, or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:27:51 2016 No.15601334 File: 2.51 MB, 900x1337, will delete.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does your waifu scold you when you smoke?

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:28:26 2016 No.15601336
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Living in Monster Girl City, the place for all generic modern-setting Monster Girl scenarios, you've decided to get off your lazy ass and go to the gym.

The girls in the pic are all personal trainers at the gym, and you can choose any one of them. Each specializing in some way to stay fit.

>Rabbit
Cardio, running on the treadmill, that sort of thing. Always incredibly happy and full of energy, Turbo-genki.

>Cat
Yoga, a lot of stretching, helping you get flexible. She tends to be smug and a bit lewd.

>Goat
Capoeira, which she is a master at, she's genki and fun to be with.

>Dog
Boxing, she doesn't go easy on you either. A bit tsundere on the outside, but a softy inside.

>Horse
Standard lifting, with a bit of cardio thrown in, balanced workout. Maximum ara ara~.

>Cow
Power lifting, time to get SWOLE. Typical jock or gym grunter attitude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:29:31 2016 No.15601338 >>15601336 I'll stay at home.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:30:04 2016 No.15601340 File: 141 KB, 850x654, It's how they choose their mates.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15601336 I choose The Strayan

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:31:07 2016 No.15601341 >>15601336 Bunbun or Dog. My stamina's shit and I always wanted to learn how to box

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:31:36 2016 No.15601344 >Vampire and her Warebat Half Sister are fighting for who is best bat and demands you decide. >Vampire flaunts her regal features and supple chest >Warebat says she'll let you pet her fluffy head and give you wing cocoon hugs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:32:03 2016 No.15601345 >>15601334 My waifu would ideally partake in recreational cannabis with me.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:32:36 2016 No.15601347

>>15601324
I am aware of sound directional, I just don't believe it has as much of an effect on firearm rapports as you do. That shooting firearms without earpro will cause hearing damage is a fact, not fuddlore, pretty much the entire medical community agrees and there are literally hundreds of studies and reports that all come to this conclusion as well.

If you want to shoot without earpro, that up to you. But don't try to tell other people it's not a big deal or that they won't get hearing damage from it, because that has been proven false.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:32:42 2016 No.15601348 >>15601143 That doesn't change the fact I at least appreciate the kind words instead of getting a "Fuck off" like people in here like to throw around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:32:54 2016 No.15601350 >>15601336 Personal trainers are too expensive. As are gym memberships. I'll stick to farming and walking in triple-digit heat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:33:37 2016 No.15601351 >>15601271 Suppose I stole her glasses and refused to return them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:34:13 2016 No.15601354 File: 382 KB, 1250x1139, 1458881609902.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15601344 I choose the fluff!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:34:28 2016 No.15601355 >>15601336 I'll take the Dog.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:35:53 2016 No.15601359 >>15601336 Lewd yoga cat, gonna pound that pussy.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:39:11 2016 No.15601370

>>15601336
I'll go with the the goat though the horse is a close second. Learning some marital arts sounds interesting and she sounds like the kind of person I'd enjoy hanging around, fun yet also smart and being someone I can have conversations with. I wonder if afterwards, she'd ask me to hang out so we can do some fun stuff around town, maybe just head to her home to learn about one another some more?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:39:28 2016 No.15601373 >>15601336 Can I train with them all eventually? I'll take rabbit right now though, need to get my stamina back up BAD.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:41:12 2016 No.15601376 >>15601336 Rabbit. I can do other stuff on my own time, I need to improve how long I can keep going.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:41:41 2016 No.15601378 >>15601373 Harem route huh? Go for it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:44:50 2016 No.15601385 >>15601336 Goat. Hope she doesn't mind my two left feet though, tried a free Capoeira lesson before and was as much a danger to myself as I was my partner.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:45:55 2016 No.15601387 >>15601378 I was thinking straight training but I would not say no to this group. That horse girl does things to me. >tfw you become a physical god and tell them you've come to make them all yours

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:48:12 2016 No.15601391 Are there any recommended smut authors to read to try and get a little bit good?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:48:47 2016 No.15601395 I want to become a stress relief for an evil monster girl I want to hear her talk about how she stole all the elfs' goods and turned their whole forest into an endless orgy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:51:21 2016 No.15601401 >>15601391 RS and Penywise. Any other suggestions are just people trying to sabotage you.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:51:22 2016 No.15601402

>>15601347
Doesn't matter what you believe, it's measurably true. You wouldn't even have those doubts if some dumbass ever fired behind you and you heard the difference for yourself. And you're still conveniently ignoring that it's still all tied to exposure. Somebody draining a box of fifty large caliber rounds in one session and not shooting again for fifty days does exponentially more damage than somebody shooting one round a day for fifty days. And ignoring the fact that everything gives hearing damage. Living within five miles of a major highway, living within three of an airport. And it's not like just raw damage by itself is the line. Hell, any sound you hear technically irreversibly damages the ear. This is why you get some form of hearing loss as you get older no matter what the external factors. It's a decaying system, so damage has to be sorted into major and minor. Looking at the numbers, unless you shoot a whole hell of a lot or at a range that amplifies damaging factors, smallarms sort neatly into minor, like fireworks or thunder. Short duration, moderately loud sound.

People trying to present it as otherwise is just scare tactics like a mechanical upsell. Why use scare tactics? Because you can't get people to do safety anything voluntarily otherwise. Much much easier to enforce range regs that way where people need it instead of having to babysit the members. Unfortunately, then that gets spread around by the members as gospel.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:51:32 2016 No.15601403

>>15601336
>anal with the rabbit
>crazy contortionist sex with cat
>fucking the goat straight through her spats
>mating press the dod
>Suspended congress with horse
>Intercrural, frottage, all the jobs and power play with cow
>you'll never have this cause in this reality The Order won

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:52:41 2016 No.15601407
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>>15601395
I want to become stress relief for an evil monster girl.

I want to broaden her interests, until she's addicted to online gaming with me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:53:27 2016 No.15601410 >>15601344 I too choose wing cocoon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:53:31 2016 No.15601411 Mating press all Wolfus!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:53:40 2016 No.15601412 >>15601395 Vampire who used to literally drain people dry of blood to fight off all the fucking Order armies coming after her finding solace in the time she can spend, just cuddling and talking with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:54:57 2016 No.15601417 >>15601391 RS. Also don't listen to this >>15601401 guy, LDR is also fine. "Her" succubus incest story was pretty great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:56:44 2016 No.15601423 >>15601417 LDR and ManyEyedHydra actually helped me get into writefaggotry but I feel like they're a little too hard to start with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:56:59 2016 No.15601425 >>15601351 then prepare to be broken by the "nerd"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:57:08 2016 No.15601426 >>15601417 Say what you want about personal taste, but LDR is a fucking terrible person to try and learn writing fundamentals from.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 16:59:38 2016 No.15601431 >>15601425 Broken? Like, broken limbs? That seems a little excessive.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:01:34 2016 No.15601437

>>15601407
How is she supposed to do her evil deeds if she is just slopping around playing MMOs and other nerd games?

>>15601412
>Thousands year old Vampire
>She has been fighting the paladins and heroes for as long as she can remember
>No man ever trusted her and for good reasons
>You were the first one to give her a chance
>She can no longer go on without you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:03:03 2016 No.15601440 >>15601098 What is the one on the left? Looks like she needs to make friends with my penis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:03:45 2016 No.15601441 >>15601431 Probably just your bulling mindset will be broken even so, its always the quiet ones that are little psychotic

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:07:16 2016 No.15601450 >tfw no kikimora to do your college homework >tfw no fairy cheerleading harem

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:09:38 2016 No.15601457 >>15601450 Do we have any isekai styled stories? Closest I can think of is captain's

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:10:57 2016 No.15601458 >>15601457 >Ignoring the giant Moose in the room

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:11:22 2016 No.15601460 >>15601457 Other than him, I don't recall, most writefags were fond of modern settings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:12:16 2016 No.15601462 File: 1.29 MB, 1320x1396, 6f9161613961ff97ce17c9d53155ca02.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15601437 She's resorted to playing hard DPS, or sniping in FPS.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:12:26 2016 No.15601464 >>15601457 >>15601450 Ah, I didn't mean to reply to you anon. >>15601458 Is moose isekai? I heard its not worth reading though

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:15:21 2016 No.15601467

I wan to fist a nightmare right in the horsepussy after waking up abruptly and finding her pulling her dream shit on me! I want to play keep away with her scythe! I want to irrumate her and climb on her back and make her gallop around my house while keeping my semen in her mouth and punish her if she swallows before I give her permission to! I want to use her for deadlifting! I want to make her a spy for me and find out my enemies' weaknesses in their dreams through her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:16:37 2016 No.15601471 >>15601464 It is, but it's kinda like Grimgar in the way it doesn't really matter after the few opening scenes. You could have a regular old foreigner serve the same purpose of stranger in a strange land.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:17:18 2016 No.15601473 Do any monsters like elves or dwarves or are non-human men doomed to only be raped by boring succusluts?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:18:07 2016 No.15601475 >>15601471 That's okay, I don't actually care a whole lot about constant allusions to the MC's earthling past.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:19:07 2016 No.15601478 >>15601473 >succubutts >boring

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:20:21 2016 No.15601484 >>15601473 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:21:09 2016 No.15601487

>>15601473
Elves live in their magic-walled elf cities ruled by Elf Trump the Eighth, and have no contact with anyone else except to throw out the female elves that still somehow manage to go slutty. So they're irrelevant in the big scheme.

There's like five dwarf bros left and they've all gone dwarfcubus so they'll all be extinct pretty soon.

So monsterboys aren't really a factor at all. Doesn't matter what female monsters think of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:21:53 2016 No.15601489 >>15601336 Rabbit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:21:59 2016 No.15601491 >>15601478 They're so boring that they are overjoyed when they give birth to a mutant who isn't as boring as themselves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:22:03 2016 No.15601492 >>15601473 Even vanilla Succubi have variations, like the ones that Damphirs give birth to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:22:51 2016 No.15601494 >>15601462 Well, if she quickscopes she isn't harming anybody >>15601473 Plenty of different monster girls species rape Succubus aren't even the most common monster anyway Get ready to be raped by Devil Bugs and Large Mices

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:23:30 2016 No.15601497 >>15601411 Mount the wolfus. Among other varieties of doing it from behind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:24:47 2016 No.15601501 >>15601494 I think devil bugs are cuter than large mice, KC needs to touch up that art.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:25:58 2016 No.15601503 >>15601497 Impregnate the Wolfus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:27:15 2016 No.15601508 >>15601491 You're just not thinking of good uses for them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:28:30 2016 No.15601513 >>15601426 So is Shoggocks, Bob, NegaWalker, and Alp. But you don't see people complaining when those four get shat on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:37:48 2016 No.15601536 >>15600144 >>15600250 Between that recent nightmare/anubis thing, and the idea that a nightmare could actually physically touch and hold the soul of her sleeping, unborn child in the realm of dreams, I'm really starting to like these girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:39:27 2016 No.15601540 >>15601503 But they're too young for that

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:40:00 2016 No.15601543 >>15601437 >That greentext Yeah that's basically the jist of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:41:38 2016 No.15601546 >>15601540 The lolis might, but those adult Wolfus are prime breeding material.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:42:40 2016 No.15601550 >>15600250 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6Snf6LLFRg >This as a lullaby

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:44:56 2016 No.15601556 >>15601536 I had the idea first, except it was for espers and not nightmares.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:49:40 2016 No.15601573 >>15601336 Gonna pump Boxing Dog full of several pups.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:51:04 2016 No.15601581

So for reasons unknown to you a local MG warlord want you to be her husband, problem is she's the type of monstergirl you hate the most. If you don't comply, the village you've lived in all your life will be sacked, its people, who are all too eager to give you up, turned to monsters and incubi. Your life there was less than ideal, still, it's been your home for many years. Do you sacrifice yourself or run away?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:52:03 2016 No.15601586 >>15601581 Cuck her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:53:29 2016 No.15601587 >about to go to a concert What would monster girl bands and their concerts be like?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:53:54 2016 No.15601589 >>15601581 There is no way I could handle all the hairballs and cat puns, I'm running away. That cait sith can go masturbate with a fish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:54:23 2016 No.15601593 Do some Digimon count as monster girls?

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:54:33 2016 No.15601594

>>15601540
I want to be an abandoned child who gets found and raised by a pack of werewolves!
I want to befriend and end up marrying all the Werewolves my age!
I want to learn the ways of the Werewolf, and become known as a phantom barbarian who swoops into villages under attack by monster radicals and/or the Order and liberates them!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:54:52 2016 No.15601595 >>15601581 >she's the type of monstergirl you hate the most You mean species or personality

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:54:59 2016 No.15601596 >>15601587 Like any place in their world, a really good place to get laid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:55:49 2016 No.15601600 >>15601581 Even the worst MG is better than the best human woman so I'll go without a fuss. Probably gonna make a show of it though, make sure the village honors me for making such a powerful sacrifice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:56:03 2016 No.15601601 >>15601594 >only marrying the Wolfus that are your age >not becoming the alpha of the pack. Well, if that's what you want.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:56:23 2016 No.15601602 >>15601593 Survey says, Yes. Some standouts are Lilymon, Ladydevimon, Angewomon, Ranamon, Zephyrmon, and Bastemon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:57:54 2016 No.15601607 >>15601596 >getting laid in a massive crowd orgy while listening to big band swing I'm fine with this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:57:58 2016 No.15601608 >>15601601 If they're your age, you have more time to imprint on each other from childhood and work together as a cohesive pack. Besides, childhood friend romance is objectively the best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:58:04 2016 No.15601609 >>15601602 What about Mastemon? Why are little kids allowed to have these things?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:59:01 2016 No.15601614 >>15601581 I'd do it. But I don't know if I will ever come to like her. I mean, she had to threaten me to marrie her. But I'd give her a chance

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:59:05 2016 No.15601616 File: 493 KB, 707x1000, LadyDevimon Darkness.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15601602 LadyDevimon was my first waifu. First female anything I felt attracted to really. I'm...not quite sure what that says about me as a person.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 17:59:06 2016 No.15601617 >>15601608 That's very true.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:00:00 2016 No.15601622 >>15601595 Species.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:00:09 2016 No.15601624 >>15601581 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iteRKvRKFA

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:00:26 2016 No.15601625

>>15601609
I just listed some standouts anon, Mastemon is very much the shit, but she's kinda obscure.
Because if fully grown adults were chosen and got a monstergirl digimon, they'd just end up fucking them instead of doing anything productive.
Not that some kid with a Ladydevimon partner wouldn't have a rather interesting puberty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:00:29 2016 No.15601626 >>15601616 That you like evil girls?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:04:39 2016 No.15601637 >>15601625 >Not that some kid with a Ladydevimon partner wouldn't have a rather interesting puberty. You could say the same for any boy with one of those digital monster girls, especially Lilithmon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:05:19 2016 No.15601639 >KC admitting not all girls in the MGE-2 will have lewd bonus art What a shame. I wonder who'll be left out?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:06:06 2016 No.15601642 >>15601639 Was the same in MGE-1, not surprised really.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:09:25 2016 No.15601650 >>15601639 I'm gonna be annoyed if Hinezumi doesn't get some nice bonus art.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:09:42 2016 No.15601652 >>15601639 Time to pray that there's bonus art of a Khepri reverse gang bang because as much as I love them, I don't think my wallet could afford commissioning that many characters in one image.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:10:22 2016 No.15601658 >>15601473 Elf Trump Wall too stronk. There is like, one dwarfbro left and he' getting pissed and smithing shit in a long forgotten cavern.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:12:01 2016 No.15601663 >>15601639 how many mosters were in the first mge book? which ones will be in the second?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:12:01 2016 No.15601664 >>15601658 Wonder how long until a tunneling wurm finds where that dwarf is, and says she likes his beard?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:12:51 2016 No.15601666 >>15601581 >Martyr yourself for a town of cunts who want to throw you to a furry >Or book it Gee, I wonder.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:12:53 2016 No.15601667

>>15601624
Interestingly, the plot he gave is a lot closer to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjjDOdaFZg0

>tfw your little desert lizard daughteru will never run out of the tavern crying "Papa" while you're being handed over to the Spanish dragon Ramona by that gruff blond Paladin from out of town.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:13:22 2016 No.15601669 >>15601664 Probably never because male dwarves are almost extinct already. Which is good

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:14:14 2016 No.15601672

>>15601663
>how many mosters were in the first mge book?
100. KC releases a new encyclopedia book every 100 monster girls.

>which ones will be in the second?
101-200. We're currently up to 186 released on the web with the 14 remaining coming in MGE-2.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:14:37 2016 No.15601673 >>15601669 Yeah, monsters make better swords anyways. Ones that can manifest as women when not in use.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:15:47 2016 No.15601676 >>15601664 It is extremely unlikely that a simple wurm find him now.. He, like his forbears has delved too greedily and too deep.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:15:59 2016 No.15601678

>>15601637
Just imagine being pinned down by your Ladydevimon partner and becoming acutely aware of how skintight her leather outfit is while she licks her lips and mutters about how she's "been waiting so long" before welcoming you to adulthood.
And when you wake up she's prowling around your room de-digivolved into Blackgatomon so your parents don't find out about her, looking smug as shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:22:52 2016 No.15601690 >>15601639 >>15601642 Looking at MGE, over 3/4 of the girls got lewd bonus art. Chances are that most people's favourite will get one but there's bound to be a some that don't If Cait Sith has one and Oomukade doesn't then I'm going to be mad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:23:34 2016 No.15601694 >>15601678 Would there be lots of leg locking and hand holding? What if you had an Angewoman along with a Ladydevimon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:24:49 2016 No.15601697 >>15601690 Cait Sith deserves all the love she can get as a lounge chair

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:25:46 2016 No.15601700 >>15601697 Go away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:26:31 2016 No.15601703 >>15601694 Yes, yes and Threesome sex that ends with them DNA digivolving into Mastemon to drain your balls with her top grade pussy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:27:55 2016 No.15601705 >>15601703 Absolutely perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:28:47 2016 No.15601706 >>15601703 This is truly the dream.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:29:04 2016 No.15601708 File: 193 KB, 1190x1680, 1467776295239-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15601608 But anon, what if your childhood friend is your Onee-san?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:30:07 2016 No.15601710 >>15601708 Lamia milk?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:30:36 2016 No.15601711 >>15601700 What? People won't accept any smut of her or Cu Sith since they're fucking furries so might as well just use them for furniture.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:31:55 2016 No.15601714

>>15601708
Well in the case of a Werewolf pack harem, some of them would be a little older, some would be your age, and some would be a little younger.
So some of those werewolves you grew up with are your Onee-sans.

Also, that pic made me sad that I'll never be coiled up and tenderly loved by a chubby Lamia onee-san.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:32:48 2016 No.15601716 >>15601711 Or you could just kill them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:34:08 2016 No.15601721 >>15601711 Being furniture is too good for the siths. What we really need to do is Punt them far away, Gene style.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:41:40 2016 No.15601742 File: 67 KB, 600x1089, CjJwuPAWYAQ5Qgn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A cat is fine too

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:41:48 2016 No.15601743
File: 467 KB, 800x1000, Anon-Dad fell into the Praying Mantis' Nest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>15601721
Or what if:

Cait Siths stay in their furry form or full feline form to hide the fact they are in fact powerful cat-witches, who on a Full Moon can go back into their full human form that comes in either Tall Girl or Shorstack varieties.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:43:06 2016 No.15601750 File: 400 KB, 758x840, 1456081321653-3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15601742 Cats are totally fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:43:36 2016 No.15601751 >>15601711 I want a Cait Sith Bean Bag Chair

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:44:47 2016 No.15601756 File: 246 KB, 568x800, 1458134458025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15601750 Big fat cat tats

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:47:32 2016 No.15601761 File: 255 KB, 1034x1529, 1456081321652-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15601756 Big fat cat ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:48:46 2016 No.15601765 File: 133 KB, 973x1000, 1436055099075.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15601761 Puffy Cat Pussy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:50:55 2016 No.15601773 Cats a shit

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:51:34 2016 No.15601775

>>15601761
>>15601765
>No werecat, Cheshire Cat or Sphinx Onee-san to sit on your face while sucking your dick as you squirm and try to get out.
>She'll never be incredibly smug about it, teasing you until you finally snap and fuck her face until her mouth is flooded with your cum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:52:10 2016 No.15601778 File: 336 KB, 1800x2250, Rx60mFg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15601765 Big Fat Cat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:53:33 2016 No.15601780 File: 261 KB, 850x1287, 1445573875119-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15601765 Fine Feline Fanny

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:53:49 2016 No.15601781 >>15601775 >No Sphinxtaur to try and seduce you with lion pussy only for you to go "No thanks, I only date two legged girls"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:53:54 2016 No.15601782 >>15601778 Wanna fuck those big jiggly titties. Wanna hotdog that big jiggly ass. Wanna mating press her and fill her with cum until she's ahegaoing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:54:19 2016 No.15601784 File: 352 KB, 606x777, 1465849932267.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15601778 Big Buff Cat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:54:58 2016 No.15601786 >>15601639 I'm hoping Yeti won't be left out, but I know her popularity among japs is slim at best

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:56:09 2016 No.15601789 >>15601784 >not "Big Buff Chuff" Come on anon you're better than that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:56:43 2016 No.15601791 >>15601778 I wish loen drew her with more of an hourglass shape and Tanabe-tier softness instead of making her flabby.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:57:47 2016 No.15601796 File: 651 KB, 1132x800, 1465081574331.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15601789 Whoops. What does Chuff even mean? I keep seeing it and I usually say it but I dunno what it means.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:59:07 2016 No.15601804 >>15601780 thats a wan wan you big silly! deluxe dog derrieres are still lovely >>15601796 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmPRDO7XYv0

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:59:14 2016 No.15601806 File: 132 KB, 606x675, 5a34e5388aed02669a82518ef7d5ce84.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know what? I'm tired of this thread too. Let's max that image count.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:59:25 2016 No.15601808 >>15601796 look up how tigers purr

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:59:43 2016 No.15601810 >>15601796 It's the sound Tigers make instead of a purr.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 18:59:44 2016 No.15601809 >>15601796 It's the vocalization noise a tiger makes when it's content or as a non-threatening noise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:00:37 2016 No.15601812 File: 289 KB, 721x711, 1454916882288-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15601796 It's the sound a Tiger makes. Enjoy your vacation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:01:24 2016 No.15601813 >>15601796 It's the noise big cats make instead of purring. https://youtu.be/5Ksr0-H1gmI

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:02:42 2016 No.15601817 >>15601804 >>15601808 >>15601809 >>15601810 >>15601813 That's adorable. >>15601812 >Enjoy your vacation. >You're going on a two week vacation in a couple days How did you know?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:04:33 2016 No.15601824 >>15601817 >How did you know? That's a secret. Have a good time chief.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:06:06 2016 No.15601830 I need a pregnant Jinko smut short

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:06:19 2016 No.15601831 >>15601817 Oh you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:14:20 2016 No.15601857 Would anybody really object to Draenei or Xenomorph smut?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:14:54 2016 No.15601858 >>15601830 Minichuff or buffchuff?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:15:23 2016 No.15601859 >>15601857 They're not monstegirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:16:14 2016 No.15601862 >>15601857 I wouldn't, but they're not really monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:16:30 2016 No.15601863 >>15601857 I don't want to deal with the people those two things drag in. Also >>15601859

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:22:06 2016 No.15601877 >>15601857 Nope. Draenei and Xenos have been posted here before so you'll probably get away with it. That said, they don't really adhere to the thread's idea of monster girls so expect to receive some gruff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:23:14 2016 No.15601882 >>15601857 Don't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:47:43 2016 No.15601938 >>15601639 I'm still angry he left the Ghoul out in MGE-1.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:55:46 2016 No.15601949 >>15601858 Buffminichuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:55:55 2016 No.15601950 >>15601938 I'll be extremely displeased if that turns out to be a trend, and Lich and Wight won't have the extra art.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:56:28 2016 No.15601951 >>15601938 Ghoul a shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:56:39 2016 No.15601952 >>15601877 That's fine because the thread already hates me enough~

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:00:17 2016 No.15601960 >>15601952 Alright, who are you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:02:53 2016 No.15601970 >>15601950 >Lich I doubt it. She's just as liked on the Japanese side.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:12:36 2016 No.15601989 >>15601949 An interesting choice, but valid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:13:42 2016 No.15601995 >>15601826 >>15601826 >>15601826 New Thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:14:37 2016 No.15601996 >>15601995 Faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:17:13 2016 No.15602001 >>15601960 Nobody of importance to anything

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:17:27 2016 No.15602003 >>15601995 Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:18:35 2016 No.15602008 >>15601995 See you there after this one falls off page 10.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:19:13 2016 No.15602011 >Headache >Feel the need to fap anyway I am weak willed, and it has backfired.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:20:56 2016 No.15602014 >>15602001 Tell me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:21:15 2016 No.15602016 >>15601970 How can you tell? She doesn't have a whole lot of fan art.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:23:25 2016 No.15602025 >>15602014 Stop giving the fucker attention of any sort. The only way to get rid of that turgid wart is to deprive him of his main source of sustenance: (You)s.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:23:57 2016 No.15602027 >>15601995 We did great with images in the previous thread, shame this one makes us deal with people that want to blow their load early again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:25:48 2016 No.15602036 >>/jp/thread/15537291

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:27:39 2016 No.15602045 >>15602036 Spamming images for the sake of being able to make a new thread is still in poor taste.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:27:55 2016 No.15602048 >>15602014 A shit writer named AlpAnon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:29:44 2016 No.15602056 >>15602045 >>15602045 Didn't you hear son? Shit taste is the new taste. Get used to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:31:18 2016 No.15602063 >>15602056 I will not yield.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:31:39 2016 No.15602066 >>15602045 And there is no doubt about who is doing the imagespamming.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:31:48 2016 No.15602067 >>15602036 Posting NTR and monsterboys isn't forbidden yet we don't do it for a reason. Now delete my post and block or ban me again, janny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:32:02 2016 No.15602068 >>15601996 >>15602003 >one guy samefags because no one else is getting as butthurt as he is im laughin

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:33:09 2016 No.15602073 >>15602068 I was only the first guy, newfag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:33:34 2016 No.15602074 >>15602063 You will be silenced though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:34:06 2016 No.15602076 >>15602025 >turgid wart I did say I wasn't important to anything so the fact the guy is so insistent is his own fault, nigger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:35:01 2016 No.15602081 >>15602076 Stay sassy, Alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:35:15 2016 No.15602082 Honestly, everyone who actually cares about the wellbeing of these threads: Just stop posting images. If you want to share an image just link it. Lets see the spammer dump 300 pictures by himself in every thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:35:41 2016 No.15602083 >>15602068 Are you the fellow that made the new thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:37:22 2016 No.15602090 >>15602083 No but I'm moving there now

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:37:47 2016 No.15602091 >>15602083 He isn't, and I'm not the one who linked this thread to mine either. Not that I can prove any of that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:40:08 2016 No.15602101 >>15602081 Not actually, Alp. Just deflecting and obfuscating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:43:21 2016 No.15602330 So are alive or will we move to the other one?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:51:47 2016 No.15602357 >>15602330 The fake thread is terrible as you might expect by now..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:58:32 2016 No.15602392 >>15602357 Why call it fake? I'd say some newfaggot made it, we weren't even tenth to die. This new "permission" from the mods is going to bite us on the ass mark my words.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:59:40 2016 No.15602396 >>15602392 We all very well know who made it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:02:11 2016 No.15602408 >>15602396 I'm slow, who are we looking at?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:01:04 2016 No.15602834 >>15602081 >>15602101 Has Alpie assimilated both of you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:35:12 2016 No.15605194 >>15602834 They are the Alpmalgamate.

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