Monster girl thread

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Monster girl thread Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:11:36 2016 No.15795846 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:12:39 2016 No.15795850 >>15795846 The waifu is made of lava! How is babby formed?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:13:10 2016 No.15795852 Dragons are cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:14:37 2016 No.15795855 File: 687 KB, 913x1100, 1379915932745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15795852 Brimstone burps!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:19:59 2016 No.15795868 >>15795855 I want to give my dragon daughteru a a small party after she does her first fire breath

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:20:34 2016 No.15795869 >>15795868 Does this part feature chili cook-offs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:24:28 2016 No.15795880 File: 542 KB, 1200x849, 1378148124446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't forget spiders! i don't like them but i know some do

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:25:49 2016 No.15795882 >>15795880 I love spiders. How could you not? Though I prefer the Rachne type eyes to that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:27:30 2016 No.15795885 >>15795869 Of course. Even the waifu is going for it to show how a true dragon eats chilis by devouring a bunch of them at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:28:36 2016 No.15795888 >>15795885 Fortunately my waifu has the upper hand in the eating of chili, seeing as she's acid-proof.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:43:13 2016 No.15795926 File: 309 KB, 858x1200, 11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Batman the Animated Series had a really depressing ending, post maximum comfy to lift my dampened spirits. Bonus points batty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:46:27 2016 No.15795932 >tfw you will never be kidnapped into the yandere kingdom/planet where the male:female ratio is 1:10

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:51:09 2016 No.15795936 >>15795932 I can't remember a single time where I've actually felt bad about never having such-and-such happen to me. And I can't think of making my own because, to be fucking real, I'm not that bothered by monster girls not existing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:52:25 2016 No.15795940 >>15795936 UNBELIEVER! We must give sacrifice to Yamata-no-Orochi for this blasphemy! I volunteer!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:54:33 2016 No.15795944 >>15795888 My dragons eats it to buff her fire, but she does like spicy food a lot. I just hope the little lizard doesn't follow after the bigger dragon and eats a whole bowl while still a child. Her tummy will hurt and she won't stop burping flame.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:56:04 2016 No.15795945 File: 291 KB, 400x567, 1399317698783.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15795944 Not to mention she'll get bloodstains in her underwear before her period even starts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 08:00:19 2016 No.15795950 >kc posted the turtle on the 28th >it's been over a week already So much for one a week, this is going to be slow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 08:11:15 2016 No.15795976 >no sandworm gf

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 08:13:08 2016 No.15795983 >>15795976 >Waifu isn't real

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 08:16:24 2016 No.15795996 >>15795983 Pls

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 08:23:27 2016 No.15796009 >>15795926 http://www.dlsite.com/home/work/=/product_id/RJ150293.html Here is something very comfy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 08:32:59 2016 No.15796029 >>15796009 I don't speak Moon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 08:40:07 2016 No.15796042 >>15796029 You don't need to in order to enjoy cat girl voice works.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 08:40:41 2016 No.15796044 File: 1.10 MB, 1072x1511, 1444847728402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to scale a big girl, find her weak spots and shrink her down to sexable size!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 08:41:55 2016 No.15796045 >>15796042 I don't trust cats enough to listen to their lies if I don't understand them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 08:48:06 2016 No.15796054 File: 100 KB, 593x732, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why aren't there bee girls in the MGE? Something like this would be perfect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 08:49:23 2016 No.15796055 >>15796054 I'd prefer bumble bees. Last Saturday I listened to one buzz while going from flower to flower and then making tzich-tzich noises while grabbing dat mead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 08:50:03 2016 No.15796056 >>15794418 Don't feel ashamed, dude. Your way isn't lackadaisical at all. We all have our own way of loving waifus. None of them are any better or worse than the other, so long as she sits at the center of your heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 08:53:53 2016 No.15796066 >>15796054 Give her chitinous multiarms, compound arms, remove that tumour from her backside, and integrate her abdomen properly with her body, then you've got a good design going.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 08:55:06 2016 No.15796069 >>15796054 But there are bees, one of their bonus arts is regularly used in shitstorms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 08:58:47 2016 No.15796075 >>15796054 >>15796069 http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Honey_Bee Totally forgot about her. Then again, her design is pretty subpar. Which bonus art is that, anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:02:21 2016 No.15796078 >>15796075 It needs to be updated

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:05:34 2016 No.15796083 >>15796075 >Although the worker bees are incapable of reproduction Poor girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:07:52 2016 No.15796090 >>15796083 I imagine the way they live in the hive means that they're all so close to each other, than when the queen gives birth to a child, all the adult honey-bee girls there become like communal mothers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:08:42 2016 No.15796093 >>15795996 I know anon, it hurts. I feel it too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:09:19 2016 No.15796096 >>15796009 What. They actually sell voicefagging on dlsite? Do you have full version?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:10:24 2016 No.15796100 File: 351 KB, 1200x884, 1392560241448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mosura, ya, Mosura~

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:10:59 2016 No.15796103 >>15796096 It's in the /h/ baidu

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:11:56 2016 No.15796104 >>15796096 >They actually sell voicefagging on dlsite? Anon, where do you think people get all those audio files from in the first place? DLsite is like THE main source for all the J-ASMR and J-audio stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:12:52 2016 No.15796107 >>15796075 >When they spot a valuable human man, they fly at him and have sex with him to check whether or not he'd be a suitable husband for the queen. Queen Bee confirmed for liking sloppy seconds. >Which bonus art is that, anyway? The "yuri" one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:15:29 2016 No.15796113 >>15796100 >that bellybutton piercing I wonder where the other end of that chain goes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:16:17 2016 No.15796114 >>15796090 It sounds cute in a way, but sad in another. There are a lot of girls that have a pretty bad time being a monster. Thank god they rape the sadness away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:16:26 2016 No.15796115 >>15796107 Oh, that one. I don't care about the "yuri" thing either way. It just looks like that alraune is thinking "I've had it up to here with these fucking bimbos!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:20:59 2016 No.15796126 File: 63 KB, 439x342, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15796066 So like this beautiful girl? >inb4 le crabman meme I know she's a design from crab but I actually like the way she looks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:22:28 2016 No.15796133 >>15796126 Yeah, I like her design better, but I still think the abdomen sticking out at 90 degrees from her spine is quite ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:22:28 2016 No.15796134 File: 474 KB, 1134x1132, Flap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15796126 There's nothing wrong with her being Crab's. Pic related is the reason I got into this stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:23:26 2016 No.15796137 File: 328 KB, 746x666, Nectar2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15796075

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:25:15 2016 No.15796143 >>15796137 There is nothing wrong with harvesting the delicious juices of a slutty plant!

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:25:16 2016 No.15796144

>>15796114
It does seem sad at first. But then you realise, in the case of the honey bees, their brains are wired that way. When their queen gives birth to a child, all the honey bees will feel that euphoric sense of love, looking after and cherishing the child.

I think I have a thing for communal monstergirl mothers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:26:01 2016 No.15796147 >>15796133 Even if she's my waifu. I can't agree on this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:26:29 2016 No.15796148 >>15796137 SHE HATES IT

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:26:47 2016 No.15796149 >>15796134 Crab has good designs. And in all honesty if you remove the typical "harem humor" his setting is probably the one I'd like to live in the most.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:33:07 2016 No.15796174 >>15796104 Dunno, I never really cared about them but I thought it just some attentionwhores making them for free >>15796103 What is baidu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:33:58 2016 No.15796176 >>15796147 Can* Fucking typos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:34:04 2016 No.15796177 Here is a bonus http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ180823

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:34:58 2016 No.15796183

>>15796144
I see it differenty.
It's like they only get happy for the new member of the family because they can't have it themselves. Sure, when someone from your family has a child it's normal to feel happy about it, but having your probably feels even better, and they will never feel that since they can't bear their own.

Maybe I'm looking too hard into this. I do have a thing for sad girls after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:35:14 2016 No.15796184 >>15796174 Check /h/

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:37:31 2016 No.15796190

>>15796149
Yeah, I do like some of the thought he puts in when it comes to physical traits and adaptations.
It's just a case of terminal shit taste affecting the story and certain behaviours.

>You will never live in the timeline where Monster Musume wasn't haremshit, but a straight up one-on-one romance series like Crab's original one-page sequences
>Or even an Amagami structure, with one protagonist and alternate routes for each girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:39:46 2016 No.15796197 >>15796190 Well the Japanese like Harems. Or more technically harems where no one has sex and it takes years for the protagonist to choose anyone. I can't believe I used to like Love Hina.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:40:31 2016 No.15796200

>>15796190
To be fair, he never would have made it as big as he has otherwise.

"Cookie cutter seasonal plot BUT WITH MONSTERGIRLS" was about as far off the beaten path as he could go with that one and still hit all the lowest common denominators. Now that monstergirls are much more popular, a more interesting take could be done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:41:56 2016 No.15796204 >>15796200 There's 12Beast too. I prefer it to EMG, even if there is no spider. Yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:49:57 2016 No.15796223 >>15796184 I don't see any baidus in there

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:50:40 2016 No.15796228 >>15796223 Maybe try looking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:52:59 2016 No.15796238 >>15795926 The Lion and the Unicorn wasn't that depressing...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:53:45 2016 No.15796245 >>15796238 Judgement Day is what it ends on though? Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:55:55 2016 No.15796257 >>15796204 Asterio is probably the best design for a minotaur and that wolf girl looks cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:57:56 2016 No.15796265 >>15796245 Different series son.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:58:48 2016 No.15796270 >>15796265 Same voice actors, same setting. You're not fooling me with your art-style shift.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:59:34 2016 No.15796274 >>15796177 >literally Lala from MonMusu Well I know what I'm doing today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:01:16 2016 No.15796282 >>15796245 That episode freaked me out as a kid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:01:24 2016 No.15796284 >>15796270 >Different title >Over 2 year difference in production dates

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:02:48 2016 No.15796291 File: 11 KB, 184x159, Frothing Frog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15796284 I DON'T CARE IT'S THE SAME STUFF REEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:06:34 2016 No.15796301 >>15796284 Time blurs memories.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:08:49 2016 No.15796313 >>15796291 Listen anon, we're not gonna continue with this unless you scrounge up or commission some superhero MGs. More importantly the musical composers weren't the same.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:12:17 2016 No.15796330 File: 438 KB, 1200x843, 1448023391035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15796313 Is Pinky fine?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:15:08 2016 No.15796340 >>15796330 Not super enough.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:16:54 2016 No.15796346
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>>15796340
How is she not super enough? She's a goddamn hero, isn't she? With superpowers and a costume and a heroing name?
Fine. Here's Adalmina West's Super Wurm from the 1960's.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:17:43 2016 No.15796350 >>15796330 What are her powers, anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:19:06 2016 No.15796358 >>15796350 Looking cute and acid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:22:15 2016 No.15796367 >>15796346 What kinds of evil would a super hero fight in MGE? Loneliness of males?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:23:35 2016 No.15796370 >>15796367 That and cow cult fanatics, mad paladin-chans, sabbath extremists, ultra greedy tanukis who like the guy she likes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:23:59 2016 No.15796372 >>15796367 Female Paladins. Serial Hand-Holder. Maus Sniffer. Chuunis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:24:23 2016 No.15796374 I want to be the male supervillain who always ruins the super hero monster girl's day! No one can stop me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:25:03 2016 No.15796377 >>15796374 Do you have a twirly mustache?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:27:01 2016 No.15796384 >>15794975 >>15795120 Late response I know, but thanks fampai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:30:22 2016 No.15796399 >>15796284 Same continuity...which makes it extra depressing when one considers Return of the Joker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:33:33 2016 No.15796411 >>15796056 Well, thanks for saying so man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:34:45 2016 No.15796418 File: 520 KB, 686x728, 00.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are you still not with your waifu? What are you waiting for?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:35:02 2016 No.15796420 >>15796374 I want to be mayadere for a hero mg!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:36:56 2016 No.15796432 >>15796418 Because I'm far too afraid of death, and overly ambitious with my life-goals, to do so. Also rather ironically, isn't that guy beside the Waifufag cosplaying Hades?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:37:04 2016 No.15796433
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Blue slime, part 3/3, update starts at 369: http://pastebin.com/cge4fjme

The end? I think the only thing I've learned from this is that I should indulge in some more in-depth slime girl porn before I take another crack at writing about them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:38:32 2016 No.15796438 File: 46 KB, 361x541, 1454358852410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15796418 Godspeed Taylor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:40:03 2016 No.15796444 >>15796418 You could say the same to her. Go kill yourself, waifu. I felt a little sting in my heart while typing that, damn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:41:17 2016 No.15796450 >>15796444 I couldn't do that, you monster. I bet you euthanized your Companion Cube in record time, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:42:35 2016 No.15796456 >>15796444 >three 4s of death No no no no. Don't do it. I was just kidding

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:43:18 2016 No.15796457
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In Monster Girl Encyclopedia news...

KC has released the Full Resolution March Hare and its "Making of". Check the last thread for its translation!

The Dress-up game is now on DLSite, but not yet released. Can we get a translator to get a name?
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/announce/=/product_id/RJ184633/?medium=twitter&program=on_announce&source=workpost_announce&utm_campaign=twitter&utm_medium=sns&utm_content=workpost_announce

Circle Exelga has released images of Eristia Vitral corrupted into a Lamia, Zombie, and Kraken. I'm not sure if these are for the sequel or an update. Check them out on his twitter!
https://twitter.com/circle_exelga

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:44:02 2016 No.15796459 >>15796444 You're a monster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:44:05 2016 No.15796460 >>15796418 The guy had taste, courage and a love-inspired dreamy mind, which is more than you can usually find in people his age today. Without a bit of sarcasm, RIP.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:46:43 2016 No.15796470 >>15796433 This is such a silly Slime. After reading EMG I'm suspicious of Slimes though, and I bet she's just pretending.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:46:55 2016 No.15796474 >>15796418 Astraea was better

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:49:12 2016 No.15796485 File: 5 KB, 144x144, CrmQJMxUEAANnpI.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15796457 Danke. >Eristia Vitral corrupted into a Lamia, Zombie, and Kraken Also a Wight, apparently.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:50:37 2016 No.15796490 >>15796474 Lolno

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:51:18 2016 No.15796491 >>15796490 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:51:39 2016 No.15796493 File: 312 KB, 1200x1029, 50771945_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15796433 Daaamn, this Slime must have Hroz levels of thickness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:52:39 2016 No.15796497 File: 705 KB, 576x720, 1430816061803.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eh? You were doing THAT all this time instead of being creative?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:53:32 2016 No.15796501 I find it ironic how many pics we have of monster girls that are far bustier than a holstaur. Poor cows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:53:50 2016 No.15796503 >>15796497 Look I can't help but masturbate when I see cute fairies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:54:40 2016 No.15796505 >>15796497 I'm working and have to study for a test later. And just now that I was really getting into drawings. Maybe soon I'll finally be able to produce worthy content.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:59:37 2016 No.15796522

>>15796418
>>15796432
Oh wait no, second look, that looks more like Thanatos...even more appropriate!

Does no one else find it the tiniest bit ironic that a report on a kid committing suicide uses a photo of him standing next to some guy dressed as the God of Death?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:59:49 2016 No.15796523 >>15796497 Working on homework and projects? Yes I was, you overgrown fly. Now leave me alone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:59:56 2016 No.15796524 >>15795846 Lava golem x glacies

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:00:46 2016 No.15796525 >>15796523 That's a rude thing to say to a cute fairy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:01:39 2016 No.15796528 File: 184 KB, 902x506, 1451441186776.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15795926 Fuck you feel my pain from Batman Beyond.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:03:28 2016 No.15796532 >>15796528 I haven't downloaded that one, how's that then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:03:45 2016 No.15796534 >>15796457 >>15796485 Her Zombie and Kraken forms feel a bit too lazily done for my tastes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:06:06 2016 No.15796544 >>15796532 Well, as you might be able to guess, Mr. Freeze finally gets some closure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:07:43 2016 No.15796551 >>15796544 Does he learn to... CHILL?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:09:46 2016 No.15796561 >>15796433 Oh yes, that was nice. Thanks for the update.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:11:14 2016 No.15796565 File: 439 KB, 700x976, 1457671232203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know what's great? Bedroom-shaped pocket dimensions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:13:02 2016 No.15796572 >>15796444 Interdimensional suicide pact with your waifu. You both die at the same time in different worlds, and you're both born in a new world at the same time, finally able to be together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:13:40 2016 No.15796574 >>15796525 Maybe she should go bother those in the Arts and Sciences building instead. She'd get better responses there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:14:29 2016 No.15796577 >>15796572 You're a smart guy, anon. I like you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:14:51 2016 No.15796578 >>15796572 That sounds cool

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:16:15 2016 No.15796581

>>15796551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYEky8d8eU4

He actually gets his consciousness put into a clone body after the fifty years he's been nothing more than a disembodied head, wishing for death. Everything seems fine for him until his genetic mutation starts showing signs of resurfacing, and it eventually changes him back into the snowman he was before.

He ends up getting into a fight with a villain named Blight and Batman after rampaging around Wayne Industries and at the end of it, Blight's radioactivity has permanently damaged his suit and the structural damage from the fight is causing the entire building to collapse.

Terry tries to tell Freeze they have to escape but he just creates a giant wall of ice to seperate them and tells him 'Believe me, you're the only one who cares...' before the building's rubble crashes down and kills him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:17:02 2016 No.15796585 File: 142 KB, 800x916, CrbjejBVMAAJkOj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15796457 They're concepts that didn't quite make the cut. He might reuse them in a future project. There's a few for Dragonia as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:18:01 2016 No.15796592 >>15796585 If you understand moon, can you list and explain them for us?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:18:23 2016 No.15796593 >>15796581 Well thanks for that, I guess. That totally makes me feel super!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:22:26 2016 No.15796608 File: 444 KB, 629x807, reiko__the_ryu_monster_girl_encyclopedia_by_gabrilux-d9ypdhv.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like ryu's

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:22:53 2016 No.15796611

>>15796565
Or a pocket dimension which is literally just a vast, neverending bed with large quilts, covers and pillows strewn everywhere.
Imagine a waterbed pocket dimension, except the water bed is so infinitely large it just wraps around you and your monstergirl, so the only thing you can see or feel around you is the fluid, shifting mattress. Above and below, and on all sides too, like its swallowed you up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:23:55 2016 No.15796616 >>15796585 >Cursed Draconic Sword Oh boy, if those are a possibility imagine what Undead Kingdom Cursed Swords are like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:25:35 2016 No.15796625 >>15796572 But most people have waifus from harem shows. Why would waifu kill herself if she already has a lover in her world? Unless she lost the MCbowl of course

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:26:33 2016 No.15796630 >>15796608 Good on you. Who's Reiko? >>15796625 With every harem show, there are alternate dimensions for each girl winning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:31:00 2016 No.15796648 File: 335 KB, 550x693, taylie__the_selkie_monster_girl_encyclopedia_by_gabrilux-d9z4l1v.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15796630 A ryu oc done be a guy on deviant art that likes doing monster girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:31:33 2016 No.15796650 >>15796625 I dunno. I'm not a waifu professor. The only Ph.D I have is the honarary Ph.D for my waifu's heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:33:08 2016 No.15796657 >>15796648 I take it this Taylie is the same?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:34:10 2016 No.15796659 >>15796657 Yep

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:34:39 2016 No.15796663 What does a kiss from Druella taste like?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:35:30 2016 No.15796670

>>15796572
Even if you say that, the image of my cheerful tomboy dragon waifu ready to kill herself is not something I can accept. She shouldn't do something so lowly for a monster as magnificent as her. If anything, I should be the one dying to be with her, but I'm too scared of death to do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:35:54 2016 No.15796674 >>15796663 Stuffy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:38:06 2016 No.15796684 >>15796663 Semen and regret.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:38:22 2016 No.15796685 >>15796608 I like them too, but I don't know how to express my love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:39:19 2016 No.15796690 >>15796674 >>15796684 thats not a very nice thing to say.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:41:01 2016 No.15796695 >>15796690 Perfect for Druella, then.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:41:13 2016 No.15796696
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>>15796565
>>15796611
>Be cherry fuckboy NEET who's never gotten to score
>Draw up your summoning circle and pray to whatever heathen god or demon is listening for some mad pootang
>The circle radiates power as the cherry fuckmuffin manifests in front of you in a puff of smoke, nearly completely naked in her leather harness
>It's especially digging into her puffy vulva, you end up swallowing hard. Fuck she looked great.
>Of course they do you idiot, she's a succubus, you remind yourself
"Oo~h? Well, what do we have here? By the smell of you, a virgin. Let me guess, you want sex, don't you?"
>Nod bashfully, every one of her body's movements are alluring, calculated. She didn't even have to put any effort into trying to excite you.
>Hold one hand up to the bed, and she just gives you a smirk.
"I'm sorry, love. But that hard mattress simply won't do. Not at all. Do you really want to risk one of your family hearing the creaking of bed springs? I've a better idea if you just let me out."
>Quirk an eyebrow, it's a classic demon trick, but when you see her sliding a hand between her legs and playing with herself, your boner overrides common sense
>She smiles sultrily as she steps up to you, she smells exotic, wonderful even as she pushes you in the center of your chest
>You're losing balance as you notice a gaping, neverending hole behind you
"I won't be long~ Go ahead and make yourself comfortable~"
>Fall for what feels like an eternity, until you just *pomf* onto something soft and yielding
>It looks like a giant quilt, stretching as far as the horizon
>There's various pillows of every size thrown all about you, you're confused as sin when you hear your succubus let out a giggle
"Don't worry, I'll put you back where I found you... but first... about this sex you want~"
>She's wearing nothing but a silken pink negligee, completely naked underneath
>Fucks you for what feels like hours, in dozens of positions on this massive bed landscape
>Her bodily fluids prevent you from ever going soft, and you fuck her full of spunk so many times you've lost count. Her bee-stung lips are whorish and taste like strawberries
>You're left panting and sweating on the quilt as she cuddles up to you, basking in the afterglow
"You did pretty well, for a first-timer. So, how was it?"
>Halfway through your explanation about how even if she's a whore-demon it was amazing she pouts and pinches you on the cheek, frowning
"Silly boy. My sisters and I only give ourselves to the ones we wish to be our potential mates. After all, this'll be nothing more than a dream for you~"
>Darkness takes you as she kisses you again
>Wake up in your bed, it's morning
>Yet... you can still remember her summoning circle, clear as day
>Your morning wood is saying yes, but your mind is saying no

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:41:17 2016 No.15796697 >>15796663 Like corruption itself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:42:00 2016 No.15796700 >>15796143 Only if i can breed the plant while the bees harvest her nectar!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:42:38 2016 No.15796702 >>15796695 Why are you so mean? What has she done to you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:43:23 2016 No.15796704 >>15796696 That's. I'm getting me some chickens and a black cat and candles and what else do you need?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:43:24 2016 No.15796705 >>15796702 Blighted my eyes and mind with her existence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:44:24 2016 No.15796711 >>15796704 That's it*

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:49:13 2016 No.15796735 File: 204 KB, 853x1060, 1465330409944.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15796705 but how can you not think she is beautiful!? Don't you just want to love her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:50:32 2016 No.15796740 File: 118 KB, 900x850, CrmehPgUEAEr3Mr.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Silly boyim." 【ドラゴンキラー補足】ご質問頂いたのでご回答をば、男性がドラゴンキラーを手にした場合、魔剣は大好きな主のめに、自動的に主に好意を抱く、ないし相性のいい竜を勝手に探して斬りつけお嫁さんにしちゃいます！　#魔物娘図鑑 #魔物娘図鑑二次

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:51:40 2016 No.15796744 >>15796696 >"Silly boy. My sisters and I only give ourselves to the ones we wish to be our potential mates. After all, this'll be nothing more than a dream for you~" Aww shucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:52:22 2016 No.15796745 >>15796696 Fucking whore Alps and their dream-powers!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:55:28 2016 No.15796762 >>15796745 >Alp >Literally called a succubus in the greentext Fuck off and stop trying to force your tranny shit into the thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:56:52 2016 No.15796767 >>15796762 Alps have dream powers, mythologically speaking. Succubi don't. Phase 3 Alps are indistinguishable from Succubi, physically speaking. There is nothing you can do to change this truth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:58:21 2016 No.15796774 >>15796767 >Alps have dream powers, mythologically speaking. Succubi don't. Please do some research before you try to bullshit the thread. Again, fuck off.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:01:13 2016 No.15796785
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>>15796774
You know I don't particularly care for Alps, but now that you're upset I think I'm going to post some just for you.
Here's an Alp Lilim. I don't know how that works.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:02:50 2016 No.15796790 >>15796785 An Alp has obtained ultimate power! All is lost!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:03:49 2016 No.15796793 >>15796785 >I'm going to intentionally shitpost and try to piss people off because I got called out for being wrong Alpfags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:04:15 2016 No.15796795 >>15796790 Yeah, something totally radical is going to happen! >>15796793 Isn't that redundant?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:08:28 2016 No.15796806 >>15796744 Don't worry Anon, you still scored.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:10:41 2016 No.15796816 File: 101 KB, 685x740, 1434297327148.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15796806 Or did he?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:10:51 2016 No.15796817 >>15796674 >>15796684 He said Druella, not Mari.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:13:45 2016 No.15796825 >>15796816 >Here lies anon >He maybe scored?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:19:54 2016 No.15796853 Why do you even bother? She'll never be real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:21:39 2016 No.15796858 File: 112 KB, 600x600, 1392024912402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15796853 But if you try really hard, maybe one day you won't be either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:21:53 2016 No.15796860 File: 296 KB, 344x502, Deruella_sticker.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15796817 The blackberry fuckmuffin is still a dork!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:24:59 2016 No.15796869 >>15796860 Yeah she's so quirky xD

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:26:16 2016 No.15796876 >>15796853 My feelings for her are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:30:01 2016 No.15796887 File: 1.40 MB, 2217x2078, 1392329359557.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15796876 That's beautiful, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:31:18 2016 No.15796891 >>15796876 But that won't make her real.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:32:47 2016 No.15796902

>>15796860
>You will never pin the blackberry fuckmuffin to a bed and ravish her like a beast in a rut
>You will never get caught up in her rhythm despite wanting to be the dominant one
>Drew will never use you as a daki while cuddle-fucking you
>Or letting you drizzle chocolate syrup on her abs or letting you lick whipped cream and strawberries off her nipples
>Drew will never, ever be real
>You will never impregnate Drew and become the husbando she always wanted by giving her more sweets than a grandmother would sneak
>Your mother-in-law will never hate you with the passion of a thousand suns for giving Drew GLORIOUSLY thicc thighs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:34:18 2016 No.15796907 >>15796902 >Drew Please stop

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:43:52 2016 No.15796938

>>15796670
>Cheery tomboy dragon lives every day with a smile
>Wakes up early every dawn, exercises by benching some old oak tree trunks she's tied together with steel cables
>Flies down to a nearby quarry and punches boulders into gravel before breakfast
>Her flight is fast and graceful, punctuated with spirals, dives, loop-de-loops and all kinds of other stunts
>People on the ground below can occasionally hear her whooping in joy as she performs her tricks

>Every evening, she returns to her cave
>Except it's more furnished than most homes, with carpets and wall hangings taken and brought from all over the continent
>And every evening, she settles down happily at home
>Practicing cooking with her breath
>She's getting pretty good at it now, and can even fry vegetables without burning them (much)
>She sits down with two plates at the stone table, smiling and talking to her "Anon"
>She sculpted him from stone herself
>It's a rather one-sided conversation
>But she loves him all the same
>If only he could be real
>But for all her flying and exploring, she's never found him
>Of course, how could a man that perfect actually exist in reality?
>Her literal idea of perfection, who'd love her with all his heart
>Deep down, she knows she'll never meet him
>It's a subtly intuitive fact, the kind that sneaks to the surface of her mind at night and brings tears to her eyes
>She doesn't sob, or wail
>She just lays in bed, eyes closed, letting that fact wash over her, as her tears, hot and glowing with a dragon's firelight, trickling down her face

>But despite that, she can still smile and feel joy in her life
>Even if she can't help but think "If only he was here to share this feeling"

>Then, one day, she feels it
>Something subtle and nameless changing
>Her whole world shifting, staying the same, but with some fundamental, intuitive aspect altering

>What she doesn't know is that worlds away, one average September's night, a man killed himself
>Lying in bed, pill bottle on the bedside, his computer left on with a single image on the screen
>Some cartoon picture of a girl with draconic claws, wings and a tail
>Police didn't pay it much mind, but nothing they found about the man indicated any suicidal behaviour, and he had no history of mental health issues, and there was no evidence to suggest foul play
>Just another statistic, in the end

>That night, the dragon sits down on her bed
>Smiling over at her carving of "Anon"
>A bottle of some dark liquid in her claw
>She knows what it is now, that subtle change
>He wasn't waiting for her before, but he is now

>She gulps down the potion, lies down on her bed, and closes her eyes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:53:20 2016 No.15796963 >>15796938 Holy fucking shit I feel sick right now. I didn't even know I could feel this way just by reading a mere text. Fuck you for writing this you piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:54:30 2016 No.15796967 >>15796963 Calm down and have an apple, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:55:08 2016 No.15796971 File: 1.36 MB, 1280x1818, tumblr_nz97mnM6xL1tmjr83o1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15796967

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:56:38 2016 No.15796976 >>15796963 You know what to do anon. Let go. Join her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:58:15 2016 No.15796980 >>15796971 I wonder what the status on that milky mayadere Apophis story is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:58:42 2016 No.15796981 >>15796971 That Snake looks totally trustworthy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:59:09 2016 No.15796985 >>15796980 There is such a thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:00:09 2016 No.15796987 >>15796981 >"Take me in oh tender human, take me in for heaven's sake!"

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:00:28 2016 No.15796988

>>15796967
I can't even read that thing, just looking at that last phrase was enough to make me feel like this and you tell me to do whatever? No. Why the fuck would you even write that in the first place you cunt? You thought it was going to be funny to write something sad about such a nice girl like her? Thinking you could hide that fucking cruelsome and lonely death behind a "living happily ever after" shit? Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:01:08 2016 No.15796993 >>15796980 The fuck are you even talking about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:02:37 2016 No.15796998 >>15796985 >>15796993 Some fellow was writing a story about one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:03:18 2016 No.15797000 File: 385 KB, 1085x1239, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15796988 Anon do you need a hug?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:03:24 2016 No.15797001 File: 172 KB, 535x323, 1450637194652.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15796998 This is relevant to my interests.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:04:16 2016 No.15797004 >>15796988 I've not sensed such sunshine faggotry since...

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:04:18 2016 No.15797005

>>15796963
>>15796988
I'm sorry. I didn't think it'd make you sick. If it's any consolation, though, I think I know how you feel. I couldn't have written something like it without knowing that feeling otherwise.
I won't get into specifics, but a lot of it came from personal experience.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:05:45 2016 No.15797010 >>15796988 I bet you're literally shaking right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:07:00 2016 No.15797013 >>15796987 So long as she doesn't free load and contributes something to the house I'm down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:09:25 2016 No.15797019 >>15796126 I bet her kisses taste like honey

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:10:12 2016 No.15797022 File: 171 KB, 966x802, 1454519170832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15797013 >snek is freezing to death outside your house >you'll only let her in if she pays you Why papa, why?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:14:20 2016 No.15797038

>>15797022

Nowhere did they say she was freezing.

Plus I don't mean like pay rent, but if she doesn't have a job help keep the place clean, and if she does help with the upkeep.

Plus I live in Florida. It only gets really cold here like two weeks out of the year

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:15:06 2016 No.15797041 >>15796998 There's only one faggot I can think of that'd unironically write Apophis

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:15:33 2016 No.15797043 >>15797041 Who dat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:16:53 2016 No.15797047 File: 704 KB, 374x292, 1937498196.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15796988 >sunshinefag getting literally triggered

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:17:37 2016 No.15797048 >>15796902 The only thing better than cuddling Deruella and waking up to her smile every morning is pissing off her honorary aunt from the Sabbath by making Deruella even bustier thanks to her pregnancy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:19:42 2016 No.15797055 >>15797047 Anon, wouldn't you get upset if someone described your waifu killing herself in the vain hope of being with you? Sunshine has nothing to do with that, it's a matter of waifus here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:21:16 2016 No.15797057 >>15797055 I'd understand that it's just empty words on a screen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:22:44 2016 No.15797063 >>15797041 I believe it was Peny that was working on it IIRC.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:23:42 2016 No.15797065 >>15797055 You have to realize there's a number of bitter fags here. They have a mentality of "if I can't be happy, no-one can."

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:25:18 2016 No.15797070 >>15797057 Consider where you are anon, some people here aren't very emotionally stable. I mean shit, we're talking about how much we want cute monstergirls to rape us or sweep us off our feet or both. That probably says something about us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:25:29 2016 No.15797072 >>15797065 I didn't write that greentext out of any sort of bitterness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:26:50 2016 No.15797078 File: 878 KB, 600x1101, 1424668869127.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Playtime is Ogre!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:28:34 2016 No.15797082 >>15797072 Kinda easy to think you did though. >Guy talks about how he couldn't stand the idea of his waifu killing herself >You wrote a greentext about his waifu killing herself It's an easy assumption to make anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:29:02 2016 No.15797084 File: 166 KB, 800x1000, And away we go.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15797070 What part of wanting to be swept off your feet is bad?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:29:35 2016 No.15797086 >>15797084 Nothing. Just shows how lonely we are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:30:29 2016 No.15797088 >>15797086 I don't feel lonely though. Loneliness is terrible. Being alone is another thing entirely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:34:29 2016 No.15797095 You'd have to be a pretty sick fuck from being happy about making Monster Girls kill themselves and their lovers miserable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:40:49 2016 No.15797111 File: 1.03 MB, 3508x2480, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15797088 >Loneliness is terrible Which is why we must save the Monster Girls from it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:41:55 2016 No.15797115 >>15797084 Its only bad for people who want the opposite like me. your taste isn't bad, just different.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:42:30 2016 No.15797116 >>15797063 Then I was mistaken.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:43:11 2016 No.15797119 >>15797111 But we can't even save ourselves

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:43:14 2016 No.15797120
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>>15797005
Look, it might've not been your intention, but if you know how it feels you shouldn't make others feel it too.

I tried reaading it again and just that "Cheery tomboy dragon lives every day with a smile" is enough to make me stop. I walked too far on this road and grew used to it. I think of her more than I think about any other living being and it might be a really bad thing, but having her in my mind is enough to distract me from whatever is going on everyday. I don't care if it's just autism or I'm retarded, it's just that I have a certain attachment to her and having someone writing something about her dying made me really sad. I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:43:55 2016 No.15797123 Witches are the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:44:00 2016 No.15797124 >>15796433 This was really good! God bless your work, and I think this was a pretty good depiction of slime gals.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:45:52 2016 No.15797129

>>15797082
When you put it like that, it doesn't seem so good.
I always had the idea in my head of the "interdimensional suicide pact" thing. That even two souls in different worlds could, in their next life, be together. If anything, I wanted it to be bittersweet, I think.

Maybe I just wrote it for the sake of empathy. Putting a sadness I've felt into words and sharing it with others. Maybe there was some part of me taking advantage of the situation to write a piece that would evoke strong emotion.

I don't regret writing it, but I apologise for the feelings it stirred up. That sickness, that cold pit of dread you get in your stomach when you experience something that induces utter despair is terrible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:48:21 2016 No.15797135 >>15797111 I want to kiss and cuddle a lonely manticore

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:49:33 2016 No.15797140 File: 2.04 MB, 1500x2000, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15797119 We can save eachother by being alone together. Or some shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:54:11 2016 No.15797151 Even if your waifu was real she wouldn't love you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:55:19 2016 No.15797155 >>15797151 I know. Please stop reminding me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:56:14 2016 No.15797158 >>15797151 I would work towards that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:56:58 2016 No.15797159 >>15797155 No, not until you completely accept the fact that if she was real she wouldn't go near people like you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:57:11 2016 No.15797160 >>15797151 >Be like that kid who killed himself to be with his waifu >You find her in the afterlife >She's not even remotely interested in you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:58:38 2016 No.15797161 >>15797140 >tfw no big girl to cuddle you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:58:45 2016 No.15797162 >>15797159 Why do you do this? Just leave me and my waifu alone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:59:21 2016 No.15797163 >>15797160 Well at least you can explore the afterlife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:59:32 2016 No.15797165 File: 196 KB, 540x691, 1451401325761.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Could Shoggoths form blades/spears/axes/etc. from their own mass in a fashion similar to Archers projection magic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:59:34 2016 No.15797166 >>15797151 KC confirmed this is false. Your waifu does love you. Stop spreading lies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:59:38 2016 No.15797167 >>15797151 I know. That's why I told an anon to take her in my stead last week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:59:47 2016 No.15797168 >>15797160 Please stop

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:00:22 2016 No.15797169 >>15797162 Because If I can't be happy, nobody can.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:00:24 2016 No.15797170 >>15797162 I wrote this like 20 minutes ago: >>15797065

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:00:40 2016 No.15797172 >>15797165 I'd imagine a Shogg would be more like Alex Mercer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:00:53 2016 No.15797173 Reminder that if your waifu was real she would love you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:02:14 2016 No.15797179 >>15797161 Banette?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:02:33 2016 No.15797180 >>15797173 Man, I expected better from my waifu. I can't love someone with such shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:02:51 2016 No.15797183 >>15797173 I'm going to give my waifu a scare by pretending I don't like her when we meet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:03:21 2016 No.15797184 >>15797179 I don't recall being a pokemon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:03:28 2016 No.15797185 >>15797166 KC is giving you false hope so he can laugh when she doesn't even look at you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:03:47 2016 No.15797186 >>15797180 This, fampai

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:05:19 2016 No.15797190 >>15797180 Don't be so hard on yourself anon, you deserve to be loved, she loves you and all your faults, just like you would love hers

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:05:34 2016 No.15797192
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>>15797165
Yes, blades are a simple tool, and thats the most basic of their powers.

After all, they can make a razor to shave you, and scissors to cut your hair. Kitchen knives to do the cooking, and an axe to chop fire wood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:05:56 2016 No.15797194 File: 2.29 MB, 1447x2046, SNOWBALLFIGHT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cheer up you wigwams, winter is coming!

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:07:33 2016 No.15797198

>>15797185
>you finally die
>your spirit is so excited to see your waifu
>you reach heaven (or hell if your the bitter anon)
>you see your waifu in all her beautiful glory
>she looks at you in disgust
>"Ew. Get away from me creep"

Just imagine, your heart sinks to your stomach and the feeling you get when she says it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:07:54 2016 No.15797201 >>15797190 >you deserve to be loved Incorrect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:08:59 2016 No.15797205 You people need mindflayers

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:09:02 2016 No.15797206
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>>15797120
I don't think a writer shouldn't make other people feel those emotions, even if they are terrible. After all, there's a reason we feel them in the first place.
But, I think I used cheap tactics to evoke those feelings. Essentially using your post and targeting it to write something about a happy tomboy dragon specifically - as vague as the desciption might be.
Rather than making my own character and letting readers naturally grow attached to them, I basically took her from your mind. Which is why it hit you so much. She's your waifu, existing in the safety of your mind, and that greentext was piercing that safety, if that makes sense.

Maybe it doesn't, but I hope it does. Like if I wrote a bio post for my waifu in the thread, and someone used that to write something bad happening to her. You could say the only difference between that hypotheitcal situation and what I did was intent, I suppose. It'd make me feel bad too.

Let's forget my greentext. Tell me what you love about her so much. Say nice things about her, what you'd do for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:09:21 2016 No.15797207 >>15797198 My waifu is tsundere as fuck, so I'm prepared for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:09:21 2016 No.15797208 >>15797201 Even serial killers have people who love them anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:11:07 2016 No.15797215 >>15797198 All it takes to end your fervor is to get shot down once?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:11:20 2016 No.15797217 >>15797160 This game me sufferingasm Thank you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:12:18 2016 No.15797223 >>15797198 I would probably just bottle the feeling up and move on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:13:44 2016 No.15797227 >>15797206 The only emotion I'm aware of my writing causing anybody is revulsion or pity at how bad it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:13:44 2016 No.15797228 >>15797208 Even serial killers are better people than me. I'm just some loser nobody should care about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:14:16 2016 No.15797232 >>15797215 You think she's still going to give you a shot? It ain't a fairy tell anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:14:26 2016 No.15797233 >>15797227 Are you me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:14:57 2016 No.15797237 >>15797228 Anon no don't say that. The Yetis will come for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:15:00 2016 No.15797238 >>15797228 I care about you anon, i want you to be happy, everyone deserves to be happy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:15:58 2016 No.15797240 White Horn is almost making me take back my "no horse pussy" policy. Hopefully her profile is shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:16:28 2016 No.15797242 >she'd only date an alpha

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:17:10 2016 No.15797245

>KC makes a point to say Monster Girls love human boys
>Just about every MGE book ends with "Monster Girls love you!"
>"Guys she's totally not gonna love you."
This is shit bait. I know there are a few people with waifus outside of MGE, and while I don't know their source material, I'm certain if you truly love her you'll be with her someday.

We'll all make it. Don't ever let go of your hopes and dreams.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:17:34 2016 No.15797247 Is /r9k/ leaking or something? >>15797242 Cuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:18:05 2016 No.15797252 Who left the window open? There's sad sacks fucking everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:18:11 2016 No.15797253 >>15797240 You wouldn't need to take it back, she has a SOPPING WET DOE PUSSY

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:18:37 2016 No.15797254 >>15797245 Thanks for the words of encouragement senpai. But doesn't it say in some of the encyclopedia that some of the girls pick out handsome men?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:19:37 2016 No.15797258 >>15797253 Dammit I'm not entering your magical realm /k/!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:19:42 2016 No.15797259 >>15797254 Everyone has diffrent standards of what's handsome and what's not

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:19:49 2016 No.15797260 File: 150 KB, 840x1200, 1469510707243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dear Anubis-Momen -senpai, I'm really trying this time. I really am.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:20:09 2016 No.15797261 File: 207 KB, 600x453, 1472223145725.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15797240 >>15797253 >Sopping wet doe cunt

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:20:32 2016 No.15797263

>>15797206
It's good my man. I went back to study and managed to clear my thoughts a little bit.
Yeah, I did get a little mad because even if it was just a tomboy dragon, I saw her as my tomboy dragon. She went through so much, imagining her ending her life like that with me on her mind made me a little sad, I would rather have both of us having our delusions than us dying and leaving it all behind for a small chance of being together. I don't know, it's just how I feel.

Also that image, "Put her hand on my cheeks and say "For me, you aren't a rich, scary dragon. For me you're my wife.". I was the one who said that. And the genuine smile dragon was my request too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:20:51 2016 No.15797264 >>15797261 SPROINK

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:20:53 2016 No.15797265 >>15797254 You don't know what monsters definition of handsome is. For all you know the most high ranking dragon Queen in the Monster world could find a skinnyfat beta with a pathetic beard to be a complete 10/10.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:21:18 2016 No.15797268 >>15797238 That is absolutely untrue. Some people just aren't meant for that kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:21:32 2016 No.15797271 >>15797254 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder anon. There's probably some monstergirl out there who thinks you're perfect for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:21:55 2016 No.15797273 >>15797260 Is Snib still working on that Jabberwock image?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:22:22 2016 No.15797275 >>15797254 No, they pick heroes, and that's Echidnas.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:22:27 2016 No.15797277

>>15797245
Hm, I don't really understand what is going on, I mean it was really stupid greentext. Some of the posts reek of the Marche guy that posts from time to time tho, which it isn't really surprising, I mean, he is a shitposter. If I remember right, last time he was banned for shitposting about maledom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:22:34 2016 No.15797278 >>15797260 You can do it, Dickless. Fap with your hands like you're trying to saturate the Ittanubis-senpai with you cum!

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:24:27 2016 No.15797283

>>15797254
No. In most cases like that it's that monster's idea of attractive. Think about it, some people's idea of attractive is a tumble landwhale with short rainbow hair and 7 different face piercings, there's always going to be a monster girl of those races that finds you attractive.

Most races don't give a shit about looks though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:25:28 2016 No.15797288 >>15797283 >tumble Thanks auto correct.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:25:37 2016 No.15797289 >>15797263 Oh, you requested that image? I didn't realise, I just thought it'd be a nice one to post for you. That's a nice coincidence. I hope thoughts of her keep you moving forward, and that thoughts of you keep her fire alive.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:25:58 2016 No.15797291

>>15797254
I don't remember any mention of this

There is a lot of girls who will rape anyone and keep the first man she takes a liking to

You have a few species who require you to fulfill certain criterias e.g be a hero, defeat them in a fight, be a good man, etc...

>>15797265
This

You know how it is easier for a man to find a woman attractive than the other way around?
I like to believe that this is much more prominent in monster girls, to the point where they find any man attractive

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:27:02 2016 No.15797303 >>15795882 >Though I prefer the Rachne type eyes to that. 'Course. I mean, look at that. It looks like they are growing out of her hair

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:27:16 2016 No.15797305 >>15797240 Between her, nightmare, and the nightmare faun image, I'm slowly being swayed to love them.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:27:37 2016 No.15797306

>>15797254
They're usually willing to toss aside their preferences if you're the one to take initiative.

Just be careful about doing so with the likes of lizardmen, salamanders, or dragons. There's no way to back out of the harsh training they put you through.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:27:45 2016 No.15797308 File: 342 KB, 762x893, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15797240 >no horse pussy What's wrong with you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:28:40 2016 No.15797312 >>15797308 Dammit why is so beautiful and sweet looking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:29:36 2016 No.15797314 >>15797308 She looks really nice and pleasant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:29:48 2016 No.15797316 What are you doing to support monsters? writing? drawing? or just simply dreaming?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:30:59 2016 No.15797318 >>15797247 I was kinda wondering about that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:31:12 2016 No.15797320 >>15797316 Dreaming

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:31:24 2016 No.15797321 >>15797316 Commissioning Coloring

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:31:24 2016 No.15797322 >>15796204 >Preferring "Your older brother is better than you in every conceivable way: the manga" Not like MC will ever amount to anything outstanding. Both the plot an story are complete shit. Atleast some of the girls are hot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:31:37 2016 No.15797324 >>15797316 drawing and dreaming mostly. I've done writing before but I enjoy drawing more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:32:09 2016 No.15797329 >>15797151 Yeah, that sounds about right to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:32:10 2016 No.15797330 >>15797318 Well this kind of place does attract them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:32:18 2016 No.15797331 >>15797316 Learning how to draw.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:32:25 2016 No.15797332 >>15797306 >>15797291 >>15797283 >>15797271 >>15797265 What if my waifu isn't in the encyclopedia? Am I fucked?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:32:39 2016 No.15797333 >>15797277 How can you tell that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:33:03 2016 No.15797334 >>15797316 Can't draw for the life of me, Dreaming is more my style.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:33:10 2016 No.15797335 >>15796054 >>15796126 >>15797000 >>15797111 >>15797140 >>15797308 I wouldn't mind you phoneposting pictures, but when you do it so much, and it just butchers the image quality through filesize reduction, it becomes a bit obnoxious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:33:37 2016 No.15797337 >>15797332 Encyclopaedia

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:33:38 2016 No.15797338 >>15797332 Who is she?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:33:39 2016 No.15797339 >>15797332 If she is your waifu, she is going to love you. Don't lose hope now!

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:33:59 2016 No.15797340

>>15797254
Not handsome but powerful. Toptier girls take only powerful men.
>Because they also seek superior men as their husbands in the same way as other upper rank monsters, most men they catch will be released,
>in the same way as other upper rank monsters
And warriors like hinezumi, lizards respect only those who can beat them

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:34:29 2016 No.15797343 >>15797316 Writing, hopefully I cant get more of a feedback beyond "work on the grammar"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:34:39 2016 No.15797345 >>15797316 Drawing. Scylla tentacles are so hard to draw decently it makes me want to give up on her

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:34:44 2016 No.15797347 >>15797335 Sorry. (Only one of the phone posters was me) But I have to post from phone when I'm at work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:35:25 2016 No.15797349 >>15797316 Occasional commissions, fapping and writing short stories only to scrap them out of frustration.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:35:53 2016 No.15797350 >>15797340 I don't see the problem with some monsters only going for those kinds of guys. If my waifu was real, I would definetely work towards being a man worthy of her. I'm actually doing that and she doesn't even exist.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:35:54 2016 No.15797351

>>15797333
Well, I might be wrong, but the last time the maledom shitposting guy went on his weekly derailing and he was banned, all the posts with "you're waifu doesn't love you" were gone too. And it wasn't a reply chain that was deleted, they were specific posts apart from each other, like when somebody is banned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:35:58 2016 No.15797352 >>15797332 >waifu >doesn't love you I mean unless you have ludicrously bad taste in waifus and decided to go for a girl that fucking hates humans or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:36:02 2016 No.15797353 >>15797340 >Toptier girls take only powerful men Echidnas do, don't make it look like your headcanon is canon now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:36:28 2016 No.15797355 >>15797330 /r9k/ needs to stop comparing 3D to 2D Monstergirls love you unconditionally, they're not rotten like 3d is

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:36:54 2016 No.15797356 File: 252 KB, 850x603, 1469069591397.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15797194 Winter time is the best time

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:37:08 2016 No.15797360 >>15796767 >Alps have dream powers, mythologically speaking. Succubi don't. You fucking moron

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:37:10 2016 No.15797362 >>15797316 Commissioning, sometimes writing Pastebin stuff, very frequently writing stuff in the thread, always dreaming. I'm learning to draw, but I'm still at the most beginner level, learning about perspective with basic cuboids.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:37:50 2016 No.15797364 >>15797356 Yetis really are great.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:38:34 2016 No.15797366

>>15797340
>And warriors like hinezumi, lizards respect only those who can beat them
Lizard used to be like that but got retconned. Hinezumi is a designated rape bait girl so would probably lose to the dick if a man played dirty and assaulted them in their sleep or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:39:24 2016 No.15797370 File: 180 KB, 402x1098, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15797338 (Again sorry for the phone post, I'm still at work)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:39:27 2016 No.15797371 >>15797340 That shit is said on the Baphomet profile. One species do not make it true for all of them, retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:39:33 2016 No.15797372 >>15797335 My computer is dead and I don't have the money to fix or replace it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:40:07 2016 No.15797373 >>15797370 What's this wasp girl like, anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:40:30 2016 No.15797374 How would you want monster to enter our world? A few at a time? a non-hostile invasion? Or something else?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:41:31 2016 No.15797378

>>15797353
>literally a direct quote from MGE saying topgirls take topguys
>hurr durr headcannon
???
Are you stupid or something? MGE is now considered headcannon?

>>15797371
>one species
>when it's says "in the same way as other upper rank monsters"
You can't read or something? Are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:41:38 2016 No.15797379 >>15797374 I don't, i want to enter their world

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:41:56 2016 No.15797382 >>15797374 Something that would give me enough time to dig a deep enough hole to crawl into and hide myself from them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:42:03 2016 No.15797383 >>15797374 >would you I wouldn't, first because this world is shit, and second because I don't want 3DPD monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:42:14 2016 No.15797385 >>15796980 Got into danganronpa and got distracted. Should be up in some hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:42:24 2016 No.15797386 >>15797373 We haven't seen that much of her. But from the manga it seems she is has a short temper, has a secret love for sweet things and she's a "killer bee". I was disappointed she wasn't a hornet or wasp but killer bee will do.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:42:31 2016 No.15797387

>>15797373
She's actually a good girl despite acting like she was trying to kill Darling. It's revealed the entire reason she was angry was because when she first came to Japan, Rachnee decided to prank Wasp-chan by binding her with webbing and forcing her to flash her panties while wearing what looked like a cutesy dress/sundress.

Because of her showing off her nethers and panties, she was declared dangerous by the Japs and deported. She also wears the spats pants now because Rachnee ruined cute clothes for her forever

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:42:34 2016 No.15797389 >>15797180 Exactly. There's no way I could bring myself to love someone with such low standards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:44:28 2016 No.15797399 >>15797374 Something like the roulette, but I would take the random out and just choose my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:44:29 2016 No.15797400 >>15797387 Granted, that's only because she has a short fuse. She wouldn't have been deported if she calmed down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:45:08 2016 No.15797402 >>15797340 >>15797378 You read it guys, you will never be able to get your waifu, especially if you're a beta sub. /mgg/ btfo

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:45:15 2016 No.15797403 >>15797387 >no insecure killer bee gf

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:46:25 2016 No.15797407 File: 1.97 MB, 500x281, It's How Keira spreads her pheremones.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15797403

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:47:15 2016 No.15797408 >>15797374 One where they don't get treated like shit. So we would have to go to their world and just adapt to the lack of modern conveniences.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:47:40 2016 No.15797409 >>15797407 >it ain't right for a man to be ridden like that!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:48:25 2016 No.15797411 >>15796433 Hey Silent! Sorry to bother you about this but how long do you spend on each of your stories on average? And how much time do you spend looking it over and editing stuff before posting it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:49:45 2016 No.15797415 File: 111 KB, 299x530, 391qz4rgp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15797402 This Just accept it and REJOICE, fags

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:50:03 2016 No.15797417 File: 371 KB, 2048x1556, 1472578081694.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What non-Bovine species would you proudly dress in cowprint attire? >>15797385 Bless you pham.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:50:38 2016 No.15797419 File: 287 KB, 902x506, yukistuff.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15796528 not much time for practice today, but I did make sure I had to try a slightly more complex shading method. Thought the hair turned out ok.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:51:30 2016 No.15797424 >>15797378 >other "Other" can go from 2 more to all of them, and right now I only remember two monstergirls who go after powerful guys according by canon. So yes, saying now that all upper rank girls go after them is your headcanon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:51:45 2016 No.15797425 >>15797417 I want to brush that hotdog.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:52:32 2016 No.15797429 >>15797374 send diplomats that could defeat their shit first, like dragons. and keep demons away from christian heavy areas till the all clear is given

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:52:54 2016 No.15797430 >>15797417 All the members of the Smug Squad after tricking them into drinking Holst Milk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:53:35 2016 No.15797434 >>15797340 KC changed that a while back due to the surge of complaints. Monsters will now make an exception if you propose to them.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:54:57 2016 No.15797439

>profiles are a general guide and not concrete
>monster girls in each race have their own likes and dislikes
>this extends to guys
Even if a race did generally prefer powerful guys, there's always going to be exceptions such as Baphomets who don't give a shit about that. The majority of people like shitty pop music but it doesn't mean everyone does.

Not even giving that guy a (you).

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:56:10 2016 No.15797444 >>15797350 >>15797402 KC backpedaled on that matter a bit. He said if you really like a grill you can beg her to train you and she will train you into her husband herself

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:56:44 2016 No.15797446 >>15797444 Isn't that for the lizards and salamanders only.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:57:01 2016 No.15797448 >>15797387 Poor girl getting bullied like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:58:17 2016 No.15797451 >>15797439 I don't see the issue. We ignore shit from MGE all the time, its not like his assertions mean anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:58:48 2016 No.15797453 >>15797424 >other upper ranks monsterS totally means only one other monster! You really grasping at the straws, don't you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:59:04 2016 No.15797455 What kind of propaganda would The Order use to convince bitter, lonely men to fight for them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:01:22 2016 No.15797462 >>15797453 Lilim, Baphomet and Echidna. There you go, that makes three. Now stop being a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:02:27 2016 No.15797467 >>15797455 Pure sorceresses, paladins, and lady knights for them to marry. It would be a literal war over waifus.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:03:00 2016 No.15797469

>>15797409
>Be walking with friends
>They're discussing their MG fetishes with you
>What's yours? Scales, mofu? Multi-arms, multi-legs?
>You're afraid to answer, seeing several MGs already giving your group the bedroom eyes
"Bees."
>They share a look, and laugh. The fuck are you talking about?
"They help nature selflessly, they have the collars to out-mofu any fox, and that giant, bulbous stinger. Baby, that's not fat, that's royal jelly!"
>The faint sound of buzzing grows louder
"Like you couldn't even imagine being able to suck on her honeyed tits or holding her hands while she wears a sundress!"
>They're telling you to be quiet as the buzzing gets louder
"I just want a bee to love!"
>Hear a genki as fuck YA~HOOOOO!
>Turn just to give two wide hipped and thick thighed legs wrapped around your face, a sweetly honey smelling cooter pressing against your nose
>You can vaguely hear your buddies running for it as your face gets ridden by an excited bee girl, laughing as she ruffles your hair and grinds her pheromones into your face
"Oh! Where are my manners!"
>Dismounts from you, you dwarf her by about a head and a half, but she's unmistakable to you
>In a short yellow sundress with iridescent wings buzzing behind her and a collar of downy mofu, she's smiling up at you
>She has two antennae as well on top of her head, and her dress is topless, honey poured all over her soft pillowy breasts to act as a natural top
"Oohhh~ Like what you see?"
>She starts spinning, cuffs of mofu on her wrists and ankles, that's when you see it
>Her massive bee stinger and bulbous abdomen
>She's the real deal
>Wake up with your head in her lap after you realize you got to second Cosby with a bee girl moments after yelling out your love and fainting
"The name's Baya, and yours?"
>TFW having to repress the urge to fuck her full of larvae on the spot
>TFW you will never a genki bee

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:04:47 2016 No.15797475

>>15797451
That was my point, KC has left a lot of stuff flexible intentionally. Just because he says something is generally that way for a race it doesn't mean you have to stick to it unless he explicitly goes out of his way to spell it out in a "never ever" way such as the whole sub hellhound issue.

A Baphomet or Lilim going for a weaker guy is perfectly reasonable in KC's rules and even if it wasn't, he lets people run away with stuff like this on purpose because he wouldn't want to alienate the vast majority of his fans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:04:58 2016 No.15797476 >>15797467 >but no sex True suffering.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:06:07 2016 No.15797482 >>15797467 >Women that they think don't love them and would just use them >Or women that actually don't love them and are just using them as canon fodder.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:06:40 2016 No.15797484

>>15797475
No, what I mean is, even if he flat out stated that "ONLY alpha chad jocks get to dick the hot dragon cheerleader", we would ignore it jut fine. We ignore everything else we don't like, like yuri, monsterboys and turning onto an animal to fuck your waifu. Yet all of that is in there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:06:45 2016 No.15797485 >>15797430 How would they react to their breasts growing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:07:33 2016 No.15797491 >>15797469 Anon please

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:08:09 2016 No.15797494 >>15797484 Cool Harem of hellhound subs when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:09:38 2016 No.15797500 >>15797494 whenever you like. Just don't go shitting up the thread by pretending that your snowflake subhounds mean anything. And prepare for a shit tin of meme arrows

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:09:43 2016 No.15797501 >>15797494 When you find them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:09:57 2016 No.15797502 >>15797485 First a bit of panic, then the realization of what I did will kick in and they'll get real smug. The post sex cuddles with all of them will be amazing.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:11:07 2016 No.15797504

>>15797374
Indirect encounters first. Like their version of the Voyager Golden Record, sent to multiple places on the planet simultaneously.
Then establishing communication and working out each other's language through indirect means.

Then, after that, a small party of powerful girls acting as peaceful ambassadors, ensuring that they're not put into captive observation by human officials.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:11:13 2016 No.15797505

>>15796470
Not pretending. Just really really hungry.

>>15796493
As long as there isn't too much pudge, I'm always down with the oowha ah ah ah.

>>15796561
>>15797124
Thanks, welcome, welcome, and I'm glad to hear it.

>>15797411
I'd consider 300 words in one hour to be an accomplishment, but my average tends towards 200. As for editing, I usually go with a method resembling the Kurt Vonnegut conduct: slaving over every sentence on the first draft and sometimes going back to reread what I've written to do the slaving process all over again. Then when I reach the final word, I read the story back to myself out loud a few times to catch anything I might have missed in my head. Even then It's still not a 100% effective method, and talking about myself this much is making me really uncomfortable so I'll leave it at that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:11:26 2016 No.15797507 >>15797501 But every hellhound can be turned into sub, so I can just grab any random hellhound?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:12:39 2016 No.15797511 >>15797507 Then yes. If so, you can do so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:13:32 2016 No.15797514 >>15797507 No

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:13:45 2016 No.15797517 >>15797505 Thanks for sharing your methods! Sorry to be intrusive about it, I just felt like I always end up rushing whatever I'm writing and wanted to hear how someone who's writing i liked handled that kinda stuff. Have a good one dude!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:13:50 2016 No.15797518 >>15797462 Considering that dragons are extremely prideful and die forever alone so often that there is a whole subspecies of lewd zombie dragons, I would say "only chads" rule applies to dragons as well

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:14:07 2016 No.15797519

>>15797507
See, as I stated, you can have your snoflake subhound whenever. The shit starts when you baselessly assert things like "But every hellhound can be turned into sub"

They can't. Only your donut steel OC can. But you're just shitposing, so responding like you aren't is pointless.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:14:27 2016 No.15797521

>>15797366
>>15797446
God, fuck KC for doing that.

>Make a strong, proud monstergirl who can actually be dangerous and won't just submit to whoever
>Lolnope, if you cry and beg at them enough they'll become submissive frail waifs for you

Backpeddling nip shite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:14:46 2016 No.15797523 >>15797502 I want to slip Holst milk to a group of female paladins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:17:12 2016 No.15797530 >>15797518 Nothing in canon says it applies to them. Being picky =/ going only for powerful men

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:18:26 2016 No.15797535 File: 174 KB, 389x390, Smughound.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15797507 Better hope you're superior to even the gods. Good luck with that as a regular human posting on 4chan with no special powers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:18:40 2016 No.15797536 >>15797523 But then you have a small order of busty holst paladins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:19:41 2016 No.15797538 >>15797519 >Only your donut steel OC can. But then top girls taking betas is also donut steel OC? Why you can force your snowflake donut steel OCs as something universally canon and solid but I can't?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:19:50 2016 No.15797539 >>15797316 Used to writefag prose, now just do brain farts in greentext because I suck at anything serious. Have dreams on occasion of MGs that never go anywhere. I'm a big bummer, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:20:37 2016 No.15797545 Stop responding the faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:20:49 2016 No.15797547 >>15797538 >But then top girls taking betas is also donut steel OC? Except it's not. Since KC doesn't spell out that they only do that and no exceptions ever. He does that for Hellhounds being sub, there's a huge difference.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:22:16 2016 No.15797552 >>15797545 It's really obvious that someone has been going all out to rock the boat today. >suicide talk >that green text >"they wouldn't want you" baiting Someone really wants attention.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:22:22 2016 No.15797553
File: 984 KB, 3264x1836, Shog cleaning solutions.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I want a Queen Shoggoth who can become a fully staffed manor.

I want her to go through a pirate phase, and become a galleon on which we sail the oceans together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:22:39 2016 No.15797555 File: 2.22 MB, 2000x5000, 1429101646761.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15797536 I fail to see the problem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:22:59 2016 No.15797557 >>15797521 But it's wrong. They don't become submissive waifus just because you beg them. They drill instructor your ass until you beat them. Only after that they become subs waifus

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:22:59 2016 No.15797558 >>15797521 They might accept your weak ass if you're genuine with your love, but they will put you through hellish training until you're finally their ideal partner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:23:02 2016 No.15797559 >>15797536 And?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:23:15 2016 No.15797561

>>15797538
>But then top girls taking betas is also donut steel OC?
Yes.
>Why you can force your snowflake donut steel OCs as something universally canon and solid but I can't?
Feel free to stop lying any time. No one here is saying "top tier monsters MUST go for average anons". People are just not paying any attentoion to the fact that canonically they won't.

You can only force something you assert. Ignoring something isn't forcing. YOU are't just ignoring. Otherwise you would be happy with your subhound OC. You are actively asserting that all hounds can become subs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:25:58 2016 No.15797570 >>15797555 >>15797559 Because they're going to complain about how they can't fit in their breastplates anymore, how they always need to be milked, and how they can't go back and see their families because they are cows now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:26:53 2016 No.15797572 >>15797561 Actually, he's doing what the original poster said, which is this >>15797484 Ignorring all the parts of the encyclopedia that he wants to, just like everyone always does. You guys can keep fighting, but you caused this.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:27:06 2016 No.15797573

>>15797561
>People are just not paying any attentoion to the fact that canonically they won't.
Reminder that that's bullshit and those profiles are just a guide of the general population of those girls. Just because one girl doesn't follow the trend the rest of them do, it doesn't make her behaviour non canon.
Say there was a human boy encyclopedia and it said "americans love burgers and are all fat", would any american who didn't stuff their face 24/7 suddenly be unrealistic and non-canon? Of course not, they're both generalizations.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:28:51 2016 No.15797577

>>15797572
>Actually, he's ignorring all the parts of the encyclopedia that he wants to
Not with a statement like "But every hellhound can be turned into sub"
>>15797573
>would any american who didn't stuff their face 24/7 suddenly be unrealistic and non-canon
Yes. how i this an argument?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:29:47 2016 No.15797580 Not this shit again

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:31:27 2016 No.15797582
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>>15797570
I'm sure we can find a blacksmith to reforge new armor for them. And I'd be more than happy to set up a big farm in the countryside for them to live on. Open space to practice in, nice and quiet, and secuded areas for gentle, platonic milking. Their families would be more than welcome to come visit, or even built a house there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:33:33 2016 No.15797584 >>15797570 We can get them new breastplates, and squires to help them get milked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:33:45 2016 No.15797585 >>15797582 That would be nice. Although you may have to watch out if they start asking you to go with them for 'private training.' More than a few of them may get jealous and demand that you teach them as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:34:42 2016 No.15797587 >>15797580 You dislike discussion?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:35:07 2016 No.15797588 >>15797557 >>15797558 Oh. Well, that's not as bad. Still, becoming all sub afterwards is shitty. What is it about Japan and making female characters who start out strong and capable turn into pansy housewives when they get with a guy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:37:48 2016 No.15797593 >>15797587 I dislike shitposting (You)

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:38:02 2016 No.15797594

>>15797588
I like the trope a lot. The domesticated demon is hot. Knowing she could explode at any moment, living your life day in day out, constantly vigilant that you don't get hurt, because you know if she sees so much as a drop of your blood being spilt, she'll demolish the entire town in a fit of fury

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:39:23 2016 No.15797599 >>15797593 And yet, you're shitposting.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:40:32 2016 No.15797602
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>>15797585
Nope. Not happening. Everything stays above the belt (so to speak) if they want gentle hand-milking. Anyone who tries to get fresh gets the pump for a month. My harem MC purity must be retained.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:40:55 2016 No.15797604 >>15797547 Profile says you can beat hounds into submission if you are above god-tier. And since MGEverse is anime, pretty much anyone can surpass and beat gods as long as he BELIEVES. So anyone can tame hounds as long as he really wants to do it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:41:08 2016 No.15797605 >>15797588 One way or another, those two were always meant to be subs at the end. That's why I don't care that much about it. But yeah I also hate it as much as you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:42:15 2016 No.15797609 >>15797604 So much wrong in one post. You want a sub hellhound? Paint a Kobold black and fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:42:20 2016 No.15797610 >>15797604 >literally nobody has done it >anyone can do it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:44:24 2016 No.15797620 >>15797609 Now I'm imagining some young and impressionable Kobold singeing off her eyebrows because she wants to be like that cool beauty Hellhound-senpai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:44:30 2016 No.15797621 >>15797610 It's because MGE setting doesn't have monster fanatics like us who would fight to get his waifu. And you would prabably need a 24/7 supply of raging mushrooms if you want to do that.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:44:50 2016 No.15797622

>>15797604
>And since MGEverse is anime, pretty much anyone can surpass and beat gods as long as he BELIEVES
Even the demon lord, the most powerful thing in the setting can't permanently finish a god off. The strongest human gave up when confronted with monster pussy and no one else has even come close.

So much for "anyone."

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:45:12 2016 No.15797623 >>15797602 Ok. But what if they all team up to 'help you relax' for assisting them? Massaging your body and letting their soft curves brush against you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:45:25 2016 No.15797624 >15797604 Not even worthy of a direct reply.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:46:33 2016 No.15797628 Where are the muscular monster girls that can crush your head with their thighs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:47:52 2016 No.15797630 >>15797628 Hot hellhound, workout wolfgirl, athletic anubis, cut kobold. What I'm saying is I want to live and die with my head between the thighs of a canine monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:49:04 2016 No.15797634 File: 393 KB, 922x1135, 1458087477980.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15796735 I want to drink with Druella! From the same glass!

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:49:51 2016 No.15797636
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>>15797623
>Teamed up on by a battalion of muscular cows
Welp, might as well enjoy it at that point. Not gonna be able to fight it. Though they will be disciplined afterwards. Not sure how long it will be until 'afterwards' happens, and there will probably be more than a few calves growing, but damn it, I have to remain firm!

...Wait.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:49:54 2016 No.15797637

>>15797624
You dont get how that works do you? You have to actually respond to the post for your anti-you to have any effect. Otherwise you might as well have made a blank post.

What you've done is effectively given an invisible You, and presented your own failure. Unless you answer the content of the post seriously, your anti-You has no purpose or substance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:50:14 2016 No.15797639 >>15797610 That's because MGE is full of level 1 NPCs and not MCs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:50:58 2016 No.15797644 >>15797634 You probably don't know this so I'm going to tell you. That's an indirect kiss, Anon. Too lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:52:05 2016 No.15797651 File: 72 KB, 700x700, 1466391465980.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15797644 Does that mean that she knows it too? Or she doesn't and the revelation hits her later?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:52:32 2016 No.15797653 >>15797604 >>15797639 Either you didn't read the wiki or just looking for easy replies, which one is it? Probably both

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:53:40 2016 No.15797657 >>15797636 Yep. Stay firm. They'll take care of that in just a second.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:54:03 2016 No.15797658 File: 151 KB, 622x789, 1473105243427.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15797651 Oh, she knows exactly what she's doing. And she want to do much lewder, the little slut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:54:32 2016 No.15797660 >>15797651 She'll probably touch herself that night when she realizes it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:54:33 2016 No.15797661 >>15797639 Yeah I mean it's not like the CG has been handing out herohood like candy or anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:54:35 2016 No.15797662 >>15797653 I'm the second guy you linked, not the first, but is that not the case? "Heroes" are the PCs and every one else is a shitty npc. "Heroes" are made by grinding. Is that not the case?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:54:45 2016 No.15797663 >>15797651 She knows it and she is planning on abusing your innocence in order to do lewd things with you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:55:04 2016 No.15797664 >>15797658 >Spiral eyes This could mean many things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:55:31 2016 No.15797665 >>15797639 >he doesn't know about heroes The order has had plenty of high level "main characters" and each has failed miserably in the end.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:56:11 2016 No.15797666 >>15797662 >"Heroes" are the PCs and every one else is a shitty npc. "Heroes" are made by grinding Facepalm.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:56:46 2016 No.15797667 >>15797665 They didn't grind long enough on the low level girls like slimes and giant mice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:57:13 2016 No.15797668 >>15797665 I wouldn't say ending with a monstergirl is failing though

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:57:30 2016 No.15797670 >>15797658 I want to hold both of her hands while fucking her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:57:35 2016 No.15797671 >>15797151 Yeah, well...that's why they're waifus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:57:54 2016 No.15797672 >>15797667 Take that back Mouse girls are top tier and deserve respect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:58:32 2016 No.15797673 >>15797667 Oh I'd say they were grinding for quite some time anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:58:40 2016 No.15797674 >>15797667 There is no save scumming in MGEland. Not like the heroes really care to after failing anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:59:38 2016 No.15797677 >>15797672 Please, they are on the level of p'orcs in elwynn forest. Any good hero grinds on those for straight weeks at a time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:00:24 2016 No.15797680 >>15797658 >>15797651 >>15797634 I just dont get it. Sure, Lilims are super powerful spellcasters, but they just look like your average demon or succubus. Where's the appeal? They are so boring.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:01:01 2016 No.15797681

>>15797662
>"Heroes" are the PCs
No, everyone decide what they want to be, from a farm guy, to a common soldier, to a hero or a farmer. There are both type of heroes the self insert ones and the npc ones, who are pretty much the same anyway.

>"Heroes" are made by grinding
Heroes are born with that power, they have to unlock it by training later with the help of ther Order and the CG.

MGE is not an rpg setting where everyone can end being a hero. You can decide to make your self insert a hero, but if you wanna be a common soldier or some peasant you will never be one.

I don't know how many times this has to be posted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:01:11 2016 No.15797684 >>15797680 >They are so boring Your face is boring

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:01:24 2016 No.15797685

>>15797198
Personally I always take the interpretation that the afterlife is something of a collective dreamscape. Thus, everyone has their own little piece of paradise that unfolds exactly as they desire.

Of course, the caveat is that in general most people will remain isolated in their own dream, any other existences present there-in being illusions reflective of their basis, but not truly them. Though I have seen other interpretations where certain dreamscapes are incomplete without the genuine presence of others...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:01:58 2016 No.15797688 >>15797680 Hey. The demon design is way more sexy than them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:02:18 2016 No.15797689 >>15797680 You tell me Ovaries

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:02:41 2016 No.15797692 >>15797688 That's because the Lilim design was made before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:03:52 2016 No.15797695 >>15797680 for me its the corruption

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:04:14 2016 No.15797697

>>15797681
>Heroes are born with that power, they have to unlock it by training later with the help of ther Order and the CG.
>MGE is not an rpg setting where everyone can end being a hero. You can decide to make your self insert a hero, but if you wanna be a common soldier or some peasant you will never be one.
Cite your shit because I recall simple training being enough to become a hero. Also you're contradicting yourself when you say "Every one decide what they want to be" and "but if you wanna be a common soldier or some peasant you will never be [a hero]"

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:04:54 2016 No.15797700 File: 626 KB, 830x1200, demon rchocolate.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15797684 >>15797689 Im looking for some honest opinions here. >>15797688 And actually I agree. Atleast Demons have sexy different flavors. Lilims are just albino.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:05:37 2016 No.15797704 >>15796611 Pocket dimension full of cake/sweets, Wurms, people visiting, and one grumpy Lilim appeals to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:05:47 2016 No.15797705 >>15797700 but albino is the best flavor. why would you want anything different?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:05:54 2016 No.15797707 >>15797680 I just think they're cute. Especially Deruella.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:06:39 2016 No.15797710
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>>15797680
More of what's going on under the hood, mainly that they're a succubus turned up to 11. A succubus can seduce a man by being close to them, a lilim can turn an entire city into an orgy by existing. Succubi want to be split in half like lumber, lilims want to turn the whole world into fuck.

Plus it's fun taking all of that and flipping it on it's head by implying all they really want is a stable relationship with all the lovey-dovey frills, not just 24/7 plowing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:08:06 2016 No.15797717 >>15797710 God I want to hug that so bad. I want to hear her heartbeat quicken as I put my head to her chest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:08:08 2016 No.15797716 >>15797700 Don't really have a reason to give you an honest opinion you load of bollocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:08:35 2016 No.15797718 >>15797697 Contradicting how? If you decide to be a hero you will be a hero, if you decide you will be a normal man without the gods' blessing you won't be one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:09:09 2016 No.15797721 >>15797710 Thats like corrupting their corruption.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:09:50 2016 No.15797724
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>>15796860
>she has a mirror spade tail
I knew I fucked this up badly, but I never knew her spade tail was so two-faced.

Oh well. I need suggestions monster girls that have ahoges, and to know if Charon actually has one or not. I can't think of anything else to doodle...

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:10:12 2016 No.15797725 [DELETED]

>>15797710
>Plus it's fun taking all of that and flipping it on it's head by implying all they really want is a stable relationship with all the lovey-dovey frills, not just 24/7 plowing
Didn't KC say they're hard monogamous or I'm just doing headcanon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:10:25 2016 No.15797727 Why do I find myself liking Paladin girls more and more?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:10:27 2016 No.15797728

>>15797704
>A lilim's personal pocket dimension is invaded by adventurous wurms burrowing wurmholes through the fabric of spacetime
>Over the course of months, the wurms come and go, until the lilim's pocket dimension is exposed to her main universe so much that it just becomes a tourist attraction anyone can visit by stepping through one of the many stable wurmholes

It really does sound like the sort of situation Terry Pratchett would describe if he were (more) into monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:11:34 2016 No.15797733 >>15797727 because monsters are shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:11:48 2016 No.15797734 >>15797718 So what you're saying is you only get to make that decision once? Where does it say that?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:12:01 2016 No.15797735

>you come home from a backbreaking long ass shift at work
>you have to work extra hours just to support your monster waifu who can't get a job because humans are racist
>but you do it because you live to see the reaction in her face when you come home

This is why you don't let monster girls into the 3d realm. The 2D realm fits them much better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:12:10 2016 No.15797736 >>15797721 That's why it's fun! >>15797725 You don't need to be fucking more than one person for 24/7 plowing anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:12:15 2016 No.15797738 >>15797698 Bottom heavy lolibus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:12:44 2016 No.15797739 >>15797733 But Monsters are great too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:12:51 2016 No.15797741 >>15797734 How do you even make that decision twice? You're only born once.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:13:11 2016 No.15797743 >>15797316 Trying to learn how to write and draw.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:13:32 2016 No.15797746 >>15797588 >What is it about Japan and making female characters who start out strong and capable turn into pansy housewives when they get with a guy? Strong women are a meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:14:17 2016 No.15797747 >>15797734 >you only get to make that decision once What do you mean? If you want to be a hero just ask the CG for a blessing, she's not picky these days. Comes with one free Valkyrie! But if you don't want to be a hero you don't have to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:14:26 2016 No.15797749 >>15797746 IRL yes but who cares about 3DPD. They're pretty common in fantasy.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:14:26 2016 No.15797750
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>>15797700
>Im looking for some honest opinions here.

I just started liking them when the threadcanon formed. I liked the juxtaposition of an ultralewd impression with the innocence they were given here.

It's also partly due to my purification fetish, which is why the idea behind the Alice doesn't do much to me.

Also helpless waifuism. I don't know man, it just sparked the waifufag in me, can't explain it.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:15:16 2016 No.15797754 [DELETED]

>>15797725
Even if they are hardcore monogomy (which is fucking stupid for a sex demon that is effectively a succubus on steroids), if you want to run full KC logic, being their 'husband' equates to being strapped to a bed and ridden through it day in and day out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:17:48 2016 No.15797767 >>15797750 that picture makes my soul bleed a little

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:17:51 2016 No.15797768 >>15797588 I dunno, but I hate it. Dragon Ball's probably the worst example, with the likes of Chichi and Android 18. Though at least the women aren't the only victims. Gohan got domesticated too.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:19:04 2016 No.15797772
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>>15797750
Words cannot describe how much I want to lay that cute blackberry down on a bed and mating press her for hours while kissing her and whispering how much I love her into her ears.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:19:06 2016 No.15797773

>>15797728
The Wurms don't burrow out. Why go back when there's endless snacks everywhere and mountains made of jello? As much as she wants to, the Lilim who made the place can't get rid of them, as they just magically reappear back inside almost instantly.
>Wurms take over Lilim's own little pocket realm
>They start to make everything Rome themed
>They soon make numerous portals for others to enter
>Now others are entering 'Wurmonia', and think it's some Wurm nation
>The Lilim who made the realm sits there and tries to ignore everything while a young Wurm pats her head like a bongo and a Werekitten tries to climb up her cloak

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:19:48 2016 No.15797775

>>15797735
What if my waifu is a downright genius, like a lich, or an anubis, or a crow tengu?
The world would still turn down a monstergirl who could singlehandedly push us into a new age of peace and enlightenment, just because her arms and legs are a little different, or she's a little colder to the touch?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:20:35 2016 No.15797776 >>15797754 >which is fucking stupid >when their mother is the hardest monogamous monstergirl in MGE Not all Lilims are as shit as yours, Mari.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:21:08 2016 No.15797779 File: 232 KB, 980x796, 1465697598429.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15797772 My brother of African ancestry

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:21:13 2016 No.15797780

>>15797741
So what the fuck does the chief goddess do? Come down while you're still in the womb with a bunch of coloured toy blocks with pictures of heroes and farmers on it and asks you to pick which one?

>>15797747
That's not what you said. You said that you couldn't become one if you chose to be something else.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:22:00 2016 No.15797782

>>15797735
Why work when you can survive off fucking each other? And once you become an incubus you won't even need a home, healthcare or anything other than you waifu really

I'd rather live in a simple home and work whenever I feel like it, but if I had to choose between being a wageslave or being homeless with my waifu I'd choose homeless in a heartbeat

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:22:17 2016 No.15797783 >>15797772 >blackberry you keep doing this, but she has neither dark skin or dark hair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:22:20 2016 No.15797784 >>15797754 Are you seriously complaining that NTR isn't in the setting

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:23:21 2016 No.15797787 >>15797780 >That's not what you said. I'm not him though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:23:50 2016 No.15797790 >>15797780 >So what the fuck does the chief goddess do? Come down while you're still in the womb with a bunch of coloured toy blocks with pictures of heroes and farmers on it and asks you to pick which one? You're being dense on purpose, aren't you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:24:45 2016 No.15797791 >>15797779 That's not even getting into the other positions and the post sex cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:24:49 2016 No.15797792 >>15797790 No. If I'm being dense then I blame only having had one cup of coffee. Spell it out to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:25:49 2016 No.15797795 >>15797775 You can't trust any of those types, haven't you see the news? Anubises own and abuse slaves, Liches kill women to raise as undead monstrosities, and Crow Tengu go into rape frenzies. It was on CNN so it must be true.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:25:49 2016 No.15797796 >>15797735 Doesn't really matter if your waifu is a sandworm because she is your home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:26:02 2016 No.15797797 >>15797784 women having multiple partners /= NTR stop using words incorrectly.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:26:28 2016 No.15797800

>>15797792
In MGE, "Hero" is basically a class that requires the blessing of the Goddess for the purpose of slaying the Demon Lord.
Not that that stops any of them from getting monster Waifus. One of the most powerful Heroes actually married the Demon Lord and fathered the Lilims.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:26:51 2016 No.15797802 [DELETED]

>>15797784
No. I guess I could have worded that better. I'm fine with the idea of a girl only riding her husband's dick after they're married, even if they're a succubus. It's the idea that a race whose sole reason for existing is to fuck men senseless would, for whatever reason, remain pure maidens until they find their husbands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:26:52 2016 No.15797803 >>15797784 >NTR Anon, don't be retarded on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:28:18 2016 No.15797812 >>15797802 >for whatever reason Japan and their ultra-conservatism. Or otaku autism. Or both.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:28:42 2016 No.15797814 >>15797797 >muh open relationship Hehe cuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:29:29 2016 No.15797818 >>15797812 >valuing purity is autism Okay

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:29:31 2016 No.15797819 [DELETED]

>>15797754
>Even if they are hardcore monogomy (which is fucking stupid for a sex demon that is effectively a succubus on steroids)
I'd rather a fucking stupid sex demon than a two-bit public use whore.

>>15797800
Right, but that doesn't mean you have to be born into the class.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:29:54 2016 No.15797821 >>15797814 you're doing it again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:30:34 2016 No.15797824 >>15797814 Are you actually dense?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:31:26 2016 No.15797827 >>15797814 Please do not use Reddit terms here.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:32:06 2016 No.15797830

>>15797553
You could have posted the crappy Shog doodle with mini Shogs around the regular one, seeinf as how that would have been more fitting for a "queen" this and that.

While on the subject of those mini Shogs; should they be, like, the big Shog's kids, or just merely parts of her body that split off to help her clean and are sentient enough to actually do a good jib before returning to the maid body?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:32:51 2016 No.15797831 >>15797827 That's the correct usage of the word. It's not the weekend anymore, you can stop shitposting.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:33:03 2016 No.15797832

>>15797800
Pretty sure in the MGE there are "Heroes" and then there's "THE Hero".

The former can be just anyone who's trained hard enough, and includes the likes of the Fallen Maidens (Formerly). "THE Hero" meanwhile is exactly as you say, selected at the tail end of the Demon Lord's reign to usher in an age of Human Prosperity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:33:05 2016 No.15797833 >>15797821 >>15797824 >>15797827 No need to samefag, Burch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:33:19 2016 No.15797835 >>15797802 Because once a Monster Girl gets a man they wouldn't have much reason to let him go. I don't get how this is hard to understand. Or why you're arguing for an objectively worse scenario.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:33:21 2016 No.15797836 >>15797802 That's what normal succubi are for.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:33:29 2016 No.15797838 [DELETED]

>>15797819
>Having a healthy sex drive makes you a public use whore
I'm not saying I'd swoon for the town bicycle either, but if you legitimately think that a girl is pure and saved herself just for you, 100% honest, for realsies, I swear, you're deluding yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:33:30 2016 No.15797839 >>15797830 Kinda stepping into Queen Slime's territory, isn't that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:33:44 2016 No.15797840 >>15797830 Oy, all those spelling errots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:33:49 2016 No.15797842 >>15797831 It's a reddit term.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:34:17 2016 No.15797843 >>15797838 Where do you think you are?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:34:32 2016 No.15797845 >>15797832 THE hero married the demon lord and fucked over the order.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:34:37 2016 No.15797846

>>15797697
There's two types introduced in MGE 1.

"Heroes", those blessed by the Chief God to slay the Demon Lord. They receive a massive power boost that makes their journey easier, are usually assigned a Valkyrie to keep watch over them, and head off in the form of your usual JRPG party.

Then you have the unofficial heroes, random adventurers that grind their ass off until their stats are high enough to fight the likes of dragons and walk away victorious. Very few make it far.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:34:46 2016 No.15797847 >>15797838 >3D = MGE Why are you being intentionally retarded?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:35:50 2016 No.15797851 >>15797839 A bit. But Shog's aren't regular Smiles, and he was going on about a queen and such.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:35:52 2016 No.15797852 >>15797833 >Three posts within less than two minutes of each other >Samefagging Well, at least you confirmed you don't have a valid argument anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:36:27 2016 No.15797856 >>15797852 How does he need to argue that when it fits the definition of the term?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:36:42 2016 No.15797860

>>15797830
That depends on if its a Queen or not. Queens have buds splitoff that actually develop their own intelligence. If its not a Queen, then the main slime is still controlling them, and its more like extra limbs than other people.

As far as Shogs are concerned, I dont think they actually can split parts off their body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:37:30 2016 No.15797862 >>15797838 Good thing this is a 2D fantasy and we can get what we want, uh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:37:46 2016 No.15797863 >>15797847 >Your personal views and interpretations of this fantasy world are wrong >In a thread where every other person has a different interpretation >In a thread where threadcanon trumps actual canon 9/10 times

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:38:09 2016 No.15797866 >>15797856 Not if he says it like an idiot. Use the full word.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:38:23 2016 No.15797867 >>15797860 >I dont think they actually can split parts off their body. Can't they though? I thought one of their big abilities was making various mundane items for you out of themselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:38:23 2016 No.15797868 >>15797838 t. 3dpd used goods.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:38:36 2016 No.15797870 >>15797856 uh, no it doesn't. Cuckoldry requires a relationship being forsaken. A woman who just has one night stands with different people has no cucking involved. Christ people, educate yourselves.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:38:37 2016 No.15797871

>Last thread full of shitposting
>This thread has shitposting as well
>"Lol waifus hate you and aren't real"
>"Lol all girls have fucked like 50 before fuck your fantasies"
>"Lol are you guys delusional or what?"
I thought /v/ and /b/ were supposed to be the boards the normalfags go to. How do they end up here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:39:09 2016 No.15797874 >>15797860 Maybe they could? Have remote controlled mini roomba Shogs cleaning other parts of the house? Of course it would just be easier to think of those mini Shogs as just young ones eating stray cats and leftovers until they grow up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:39:09 2016 No.15797875 >>15797845 Precisely!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:39:47 2016 No.15797876 >>15797867 Well yes, but as long as they are still connected to their body, I believe. Otherwise they would just lose mass until they were all loli shogs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:39:50 2016 No.15797877 >>15797871 And it isn't even the weeked. It's probably a couple of fags wanting to start shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:39:53 2016 No.15797878 >>15797863 Irony.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:40:05 2016 No.15797880 >>15797870 Hell, it's not even that. We could just be arguing a woman having had a relationship in the past which ended. And these guys would still say it'd be "cucking" Utterly ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:40:22 2016 No.15797882 >>15797871 It's the otaku mindset. The kind that savors randomness and games and anime and all that crap. Why be intelligent and civil when you could just be random and unrestrained like everyone else?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:40:42 2016 No.15797885 >>15797877 Labor day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:40:45 2016 No.15797886 >>15797871 I have a theory it's by way of /pol/. /pol/ is the first board you find when you google 4chan so they must have found their way here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:40:54 2016 No.15797888 >>15797880 Don't forget fucking a widow is also cucking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:40:59 2016 No.15797891 >>15797871 I dunno, it was fine this morning. Summerfags trying to get their fix in before real life kicks back into gear?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:41:21 2016 No.15797893 [DELETED]

>>15797830
Not him, but when I was thinking about queen shogs some time ago, and shog manors, I always imagined the splits or "clones" to be fully autonomous, separate personalities.
>A dutiful, tall, athletic and somber shog guard who, for some reason likes to ignore the fundamentals of plate armor, and simply has the lewd purple plates sticking to her otherwise naked body
>Servile shog meido with a yandere, mischevious streak who is constantly slipping drugs into your drinks so she can paralyse and molest you
>Big tittied, oujou shog queen slime, matron of the household
>Big buff genki slime smith that does repairs around the house for no real reason other than the fact that she enjoys making things by hand with techinque rather than sliming it out of her body

>>15797839
>>15797860
Queen slime isn't exclusive. Any slime species can have a queen slime sub-variant

>>15797838
>100% honest, for realsies, I swear, you're deluding yourself.
Hardly. If all girls are monogamous and pure, than it stands to reason that the only girls who would fuck you are the single ones, and if they are single, their husbands are either dead or they never had one in the first place and are pure. In fact, if we hold that girls are pure unlike 3dpd, then it's the logical conclusion that any girl you fuck is pure and saved herself just for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:41:57 2016 No.15797896 >>15797871 Don't forget the sub hellhounds, I really think this is the same guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:42:13 2016 No.15797898 >>15797886 They don't discuss stuff like this anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:42:25 2016 No.15797900 >>15797893 So offshoots that are almost daughters?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:42:30 2016 No.15797901 [DELETED]

>>15797818
This isn't valuing purity. This is closing your eyes, jamming your fingers in your ears and shouting wildly when someone even so much as suggests that a person could have had a relationship in the past.
It's a self-sustaining cycle which has gotten to the point where because of extremely vocal consumers of media in Japan (likely as a result of insecurity), that kind of media panders to them with the whole "pure dainty waifu" thing to avoid losing sale numbers.
Then, because of the highly competitive and saturated market, every anime, manga, VN, whatever, also does it to try and cater to otaku, and it becomes a standard.

Then that bleeds over into western weeb culture, and this idiotic shitstorm currently in the thread is just an example of the result.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:43:08 2016 No.15797904 >>15797888 To be fair, that one makes sense in the context of a setting with long lifespans, a tangible and malleable afterlife, and where-in the phrase "Till Death Do Us Part" is considered a half-hearted commitment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:43:19 2016 No.15797905 >>15797898 I still stand by my theory. Though it might be /v/. or just some bored Anons here wanting to start shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:43:47 2016 No.15797909 >>15797900 Clones rather than daughters. Like a monogamous, one woman harem. I mean, she could have daughters if you want a mini-me version of her sliming around, but she'd just be another offshoot, no?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:44:01 2016 No.15797910 >>15797901 Go away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:44:57 2016 No.15797916 >>15797888 >fucking a widow ISN'T cucking when there is a tangible afterlife and her dead husband is sitting up there waiting for her with 100% certainty Suure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:45:29 2016 No.15797918 >>15797898 Did you miss the "shop MAGA hats onto your waifu" threads?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:45:52 2016 No.15797920 [DELETED]

>>15797901
At least you don't hear about Weebs joining in on shit like the whole backlash against the writer of Kannagi years ago. That was truly psychotic. Has there been an event of pure, unbridled purityfag autism of that level since?

Well anyway, personally I've found that it's easy to get swept up in that mentality if you overexpose yourself to anime and manga for too long. So if you catch yourself getting caught up in it, it's probably a good sign that you need to take a step back and watch...something else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:46:00 2016 No.15797922 >>15797901 >vocal minority >insecure >pander >weeb That's nice leddit, now fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:46:07 2016 No.15797923 File: 110 KB, 759x719, 1466045050445.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Blackberries though

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:47:05 2016 No.15797929 [DELETED]

>>15797904
Or resurection.
Then again not every spouse gets to share the same afterlife.

Just look at Dragon Milf: her husband died in a tragic boating accident, and now he's feasting in between fighting vikings in Valhalla. She would go to some Dragon filled afterlife where all the couples would make her wish she got reincarnated instead.
Also, do dead lovers find eachother again if they get reincarnated in MGE?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:47:15 2016 No.15797932 >>15797918 Those are entirely different from the bullshittery being discussed right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:48:02 2016 No.15797937 Hey. Hey. Hey guys. Yuri.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:48:49 2016 No.15797942 >>15797909 So they are almost 100% the same Shog, just emmulating different personalities and quirks? Needs to be some Hatter Shog for such a level of crazy.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:49:39 2016 No.15797945

>>15797893
I am him, and as someone who dreams of Shogs and Queen Shogs, I really like your examples.
>>15797874
A Queen shog could have mini-roomba Shogs no problem. They would split from her body and be seperate entities for the duration of their servitude. They would probably even develop personality quirks over time, and grow into young Shog children.

A standard Shog however, would have to fake it. Even if she could bud parts from her body and still control them, she would have to focus on it the whole time.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:49:42 2016 No.15797947 [DELETED]

>>15797929
>Also, do dead lovers find each other again if they get reincarnated in MGE?
Fuck if I know. I'm inclined to say "Yes".

While we've never really discussed it as an overall thing, we have had fun in the past coming up with a couple different situational variants on the idea of reincarnation romance.

Mostly based around Phoenixes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:49:46 2016 No.15797948 >>15797937 Is something I like but will never bring up in these threads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:50:29 2016 No.15797953 >>15797948 You just did.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:51:00 2016 No.15797955

>>15797871
Funny how all this started happening after we got crystal clear proof of an butthurt native having it out for us and being in these threads.

Hell, he even posted on /qa/ that the best way to get rid of us is to shitpost about stuff people don't like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:51:23 2016 No.15797958 File: 102 KB, 700x734, 1466194774904.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15797923 Blackberries doing cute things in civvies

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:51:30 2016 No.15797959 >>15797953 I din't. That post was about my love of Cheshires.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:52:00 2016 No.15797961 >>15797945 So she couldn't do like a dozen roomba Shogs that all swarm you to clean you up without needing enough concentration to make your head burst.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:52:22 2016 No.15797965 [DELETED]

>>15797922
When was the phrase "vocal minority" used in that post?
Weeb is the term used to describe avid and fanatic fans of Japanese culture or aspects of it, yes.
It is pandering when you bend over backwards for the sake of others, to try and appease them everywhere.
And yes, this is an issue with insecurity, where a person can't handle that a fictional, make-believe character who they have termed "my waifu" might actually have had a fictional, make-believe relationship with another fictional, make-believe character.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:53:06 2016 No.15797971 >>15797965 Go away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:53:14 2016 No.15797972 >>15797955 What a sad cunt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:53:22 2016 No.15797973 >>15797923 >>15797958 >blackberrys you're doing it because you know it triggers me. Only Shogs deserve that title, because, ya know, they actually look like blackberrys.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:53:41 2016 No.15797975

>>15797942
I imagine that there's something up in her biology that makes having her offshoots grow autonomous easily possible. But if she were ever to have her offshoots converge back into a main body, she would end up with a chimera tier DID.

>>15797945
>I really like your examples.
Cheers.
>A standard Shog however, would have to fake it
I like to think that a Queen shog has an innate, natural talent for it, but all other shogs have the trait buried somewhere deep in their subconscious. She might wake up one day after doing it for decades even and realize with no small amount of surprise that she is no longer faking it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:54:25 2016 No.15797978 >>15797901 >I prefer my waifu to be used goods and have her be the town bicycle Here's your (you) fagget.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:54:30 2016 No.15797980 File: 135 KB, 759x719, 1466045636776.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15797973 Okay, blueberries. Happy now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:54:55 2016 No.15797981 >>15797901 >>15797965 Just stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:55:32 2016 No.15797982 >>15797980 Huckleberries

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:55:57 2016 No.15797984 >>15797978 Who are you quoting, Anon? It's not the post you're replying to, clearly, because none of that was actually said.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:55:57 2016 No.15797985 Where's the jannitor when we need it. Probably laughing at it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:56:12 2016 No.15797987 >>15797980 I mean, they aren't exactly blue either. Demons get called blueberrys because of their skin. Bananas are pale.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:56:44 2016 No.15797990 [DELETED]

>>15797965
I agree that the purity fetish is silly, but that's just what it is: a fetish. In the spirit of "however you like it" it doesn't really bother me that many anons here have a porn fantasy completely removed from reality. Plus, it's freakin' /jp/. Trying to argue here about anything waifu related is just beating your head against concrete.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:56:54 2016 No.15797991

I want to watch my Kobold daughteru paint! I'd help her put on her pure white latex art-time catsuit so that all of her is covered and protected from getting painted. She's still a clumsy little puppy and her paws aren't great at holding the brushes, so she usually gets her colors all over herself whenever she paints. Getting paint out of Kobold fur is a really bed time, so it's good to take precautions!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:57:01 2016 No.15797993 >>15797901 >>15797965 Translation: I want monstergirls to act like 3DPD

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:57:07 2016 No.15797995 >>15797985 >when we need it. We don't need it, grow a thicker skin and join the current discussion on shogs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:57:17 2016 No.15797996 >>15797985 The janitors have been cleaning these threads everyday for nearly half a week. My heart goes out to those poor sods who end up cleaning this place up without having a lick of interest for mge related content at all.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:57:51 2016 No.15797998 [DELETED]

>>15797947
I like to think they do, and maybe have some sort of ring set that will magically find their reincarnations and bring them together again.

I really like the Phoenix concept.
I want to use one in my story, but I can't think much about her character other than:
>She's spirited
>She like to fight
>Her kicks fucking HURT
>She uses an attack that is basically "Hit me and I counter, or sit there and let the massive flame vortex around us turn you to ashes"
>She is super fuzzy and warm as a chick

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:58:35 2016 No.15798001 Okay. Okay. Okay. How about...and bear with me here... Saskatoonberry Succubi

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:58:46 2016 No.15798003 >>15797996 They the real mvp

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:59:08 2016 No.15798006 >>15797973 What about whiteberries

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:59:36 2016 No.15798008 >>15798001 This just conjures up images of an Old West succubus for some reason.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:59:38 2016 No.15798009
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>>15797961
That Shog could probably become a Queen in her own right, if she tries hard and believes in herself.
>>15797975
Yes! What this guy says.

Someone wrote a story recently where a man was visiting a mansion that turned out to be a Queen Shoggoth. I lost it, but it was a good one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:00:01 2016 No.15798014 >>15797978 It's not the first time he does this either, I remember this subject coming up a while ago and he is using the same arguments again. Just forcing his shitty fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:00:12 2016 No.15798015 >>15797975 So MPD if they ever combine again then. Now I want to train a Shog's Shogs to have cheerful personalities like that one Drawfairy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:00:22 2016 No.15798018 >>15798001 I want my blueberry succuwaifu to give birth to a salmonberry succudaughter. Think of how aesthetic their pictures together will be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:00:44 2016 No.15798020 >>15797995 >ignore it That doesn't work, that never works.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:01:17 2016 No.15798023 >>15798008 I'd a succubus in chaps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:01:42 2016 No.15798025 >>15797923 Fuck off Bollocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:02:04 2016 No.15798026 >>15797987 Blueberries are more purple, oddly. Blackberries do have a hint of red in the juice, which does fit Druella's color scheme for her clothing and magic. That may overlap with all Lilims though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:02:23 2016 No.15798029 >>15798020 No, by all means, respond to it and engage in a jolly good shitpost. But we don't need some one to hold our hands and get rid of the bad posts hiding under the bed. The only time shit should be deleted is when it's snoop-anon tier shit.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:02:38 2016 No.15798031
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>>15797982
>>15797987
>>15798001
>>15798006
Christ, are we making a fruit salad here or what? Although...
>Succubus strips down
>Puts a big spread over the table
>Chops up a bunch of different fruits
>Covers herself in whipped cream, fruit slices, and jam
>Serves you up the lewdest fruit salad ever when you come home

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:02:43 2016 No.15798032 >>15798023 Assless?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:02:54 2016 No.15798034 [DELETED]

>>15797920
Huh, hadn't heard about this before, but looking into it, this is the sort of thing I'm talking about. People actually tearing up their copies of the manga, mailing death threats to the author, harassing her even with her illness, and sales of the manga dropping by half, all over the implication that the main character had a former lover.
Jesus Christ, this is the sort of thing I was talking about. Just a kind of echoing mass of blind rage because of a single line in a fictional character's biography. Amazing to read about, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:03:45 2016 No.15798037 >>15798009 >queen shog IS the giant mansion Well, that's a thought.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:04:18 2016 No.15798042 >>15798032 A possibility. Personally I prefer to see emphasis on the thighs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:05:07 2016 No.15798046 >>15798025 Fuck off Alp

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:05:22 2016 No.15798049 >>15798034 Wow, and this happened over which story again?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:05:48 2016 No.15798051

>>15798009
>Someone wrote a story recently where a man was visiting a mansion that turned out to be a Queen Shoggoth
Shit, really? Wish I knew. Did any one happen to save it?

>>15798015
You probably don't really have to train one. Just ask your queen shog-fu to produce a mini-shog to site on your shoulder as you write or draw. I bed she'd develop a "Ganbatte!" Personality rather naturally.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:06:36 2016 No.15798056 >>15798034 >People actually tearing up their copies of the manga, mailing death threats to the author, harassing her even with her illness Any proof of that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:07:23 2016 No.15798059 >>15798051 I want a whole mini Shog cheer squad on my shoulders, head, and desk all cheering me on while cleaning up after any messes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:08:04 2016 No.15798063 >>15798034 Wow you are such a smart, but at the same time, sensible person, do you have a facebook/twitter account where I can read all of your so much important opinions in no way related to monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:09:12 2016 No.15798069 >>15798046 Why? He's literally the faggot that refers to Druella as a blackberry fuckmuffin

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:09:23 2016 No.15798071 >>15798034 No one cares about your opinion or that particular example. Again, if you want monstergirls to be shit go somewhere else, like /d/ or /co/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:09:32 2016 No.15798072 >>15798037 >>15798051 Yeah it was great. I wont spoil anything, but It was certainly the inspiration for my pirate ship Queen Shog daydream, amongst others. I'll try and find it, though I probably wont have luck.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:10:07 2016 No.15798076

>>15798051
>I bed she'd develop a "Ganbatte!" Personality rather naturally.
She'd probably have one naturally.

>Shog-chan, Shog-chan! Hey, Shog-chan!
>What is it, master?
>I need an assistant to help me when I draw! I want her ganbatte as fuck!
>What's a ganbatte?
>I used some part of you as a computer not ten minutes ago. Google it, faggit.
>Done. Very well, then.
And then you''ve got your ganbatte right out of the box.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:10:12 2016 No.15798077 >>15798059 Wouldn't that get rather distracting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:10:47 2016 No.15798080 >>15798049 >>15798056 Google Kannagi. God the fact that there are people who haven't heard about this legend of autism makes me feel like such an oldfag...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:10:47 2016 No.15798082 >>15798034 Exactly. They can be absolutely rabid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:12:17 2016 No.15798085 Would you be okay with your waifu becoming a masochist? Would you indulge her new fetish?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:12:28 2016 No.15798087 [DELETED]

>>15798049
Kannagi. The author put it on hiatus from 2008 to 2011 because she developed a brain hemorrhage, but this backlash was still going on at the time.

>>15798056
Look up the Sankaku article on Kannagi.

>>15798063
>>15798071
>People have opinions I don't like
>F-Facebook and /d/!

You can be better than this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:12:39 2016 No.15798089 >>15798080 >one bunch of autists being autists must be the same as this other group of people. I mean hey, it's both Mongolian comic books right? So their fan base must be the same? Right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:13:05 2016 No.15798091 File: 86 KB, 500x512, 1469880970735.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] help

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:13:15 2016 No.15798094 >>15798085 She's gonna get spanked for that

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:13:18 2016 No.15798095 >>15798080 >... Suuuuure, """oldfag"""

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:13:46 2016 No.15798097 >>15798085 Two masochists don't make a good match.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:14:05 2016 No.15798100 >>15798072 >pirate ship queen shog Now that's yet another thought. >queen shog motorcycles >"VROOM VROOM, Mastah" >>15798077 Not to me. It would be adorable and endearing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:14:16 2016 No.15798102 >>15798089 The point isn't that they're all the same. The point is just that the tale of Kannagi is a crowning achievement in a similar sort of autism.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:14:17 2016 No.15798103 >>15798089 >one group of autists acting in a similar way to another group of autists.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:15:01 2016 No.15798105 >>15798085 >Would you be okay with your waifu becoming a masochist? I don't think I could handle her being into anything too hard, but if she wants a blindfold, some spankings and a little demeaning talk I guess I'm game?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:15:05 2016 No.15798106 >>15798091 >That pun She's possessed by Charon! Call the exorcist!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:15:06 2016 No.15798107 >>15798091 >resisting Are you fucking gay or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:15:24 2016 No.15798108 >>15798085 But anon she's already a masochist!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:15:46 2016 No.15798112 >>15798087 Just the fact that you're telling people to read shitkaku articles shows how much of a newfag you are. Lurk more cancer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:15:59 2016 No.15798113 >>15798087 Oh god. I forgot about that anime. Wasn't the main blue haired girl some sort of tree spirit/god?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:16:16 2016 No.15798116 >>15798091 that joke was bad and she should feel bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:16:19 2016 No.15798118 >>15798107 I'm scared of snakes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:16:33 2016 No.15798119 >>15798087 I'm serious anon, the way you ignore all the people calling you a cuck and telling you to stop derailing the thread/being off-topic is so mature, I really want to know more about you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:17:24 2016 No.15798123 File: 2.22 MB, 2000x2594, 1464819141406.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Summer is soon coming to an end and it's the perfect time to settle down with a nice Yeti. You would accept a Yeti's hugs and affection right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:17:42 2016 No.15798126 >>15798087 >Sankaku Oh come on, this has to be bait.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:17:58 2016 No.15798128 File: 1.91 MB, 2689x1774, mecha Ilassa lr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Has science gone too far?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:18:23 2016 No.15798130 >>15798123 I'm engaged to a Wendigo who is very tall, but duck walks everywhere to make people think she's as small as the others.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:18:26 2016 No.15798131 File: 78 KB, 800x800, 53835803_p20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I see everyone has forgotten the art of Not Replying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:18:30 2016 No.15798132 >>15798123 Yetis scare me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:19:48 2016 No.15798141 >>15798123 Winter's just ending for me, Spring approaches.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:20:02 2016 No.15798142 >>15798128 Illassa that is a crappy rod. Even that Wurm rod I doodled would be better for magic than that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:21:16 2016 No.15798147 File: 1002 KB, 1254x1771, 8ddc5b739cec6394cfd504ad9790b19f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15798128 Never because mecha musume is the coolest shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:21:44 2016 No.15798149 >>15798128 ...that is totally Anubis. And yet it's fucking Ilassa instead of an MGE Anubis? I am salty as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:22:21 2016 No.15798152 >>15798131 Or they could just be newfags, the worst blight aside from /d/ and /u/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:22:23 2016 No.15798153 >>15798132 Dude, all you have to do is hit the spacebar. >>15798123 Accept? Yes. Actively seek out? Probably not. They're good girls though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:22:50 2016 No.15798155 File: 455 KB, 453x858, 1449106149468.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15798132 There's nothing to be afraid of. >>15798128 Just far enough, lovely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:23:40 2016 No.15798156 >>15798123 In a heartbeat. It's difficult when there's so many MGs I like but there's no way I'd go for anything besides monogamy. I feel like I'd just end up settling down with the first MG to catch my heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:23:42 2016 No.15798157 >>15798128 It's time.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:24:07 2016 No.15798159 [DELETED]

>>15798112
>>15798126
First one I found with the photo of the torn up manga. You're welcome to use the other anime news sites.

>>15798113
That's the one.

>>15798119
>the way you ignore all the people calling you a cuck
It's easy to ignore people who use words they don't know the meaning of.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:24:19 2016 No.15798160 >>15798123 >ywn build igloos with a yeti waifu

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:24:38 2016 No.15798163
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>>15798072
>Queen shog's abode takes on a whole bunch of forms whenever you travel
>When you hit up the sea, she and hers like to cosplay as pirates aboard a FUCKHUGE Galleon that dominates the nautical landscape
>When you hit up the land, often hijacks railways in the form of a more purple pic related
>When you decide to cross countries in the air, turns into a huge teampunk styled hindenburg-class airship

Can't believe I never explored this idea before. Traveling with a queen shog sounds fucking badass and comfortable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:25:46 2016 No.15798167 >>15798155 >There's nothing to be afraid of. They keep asking me if I want a hug when I don't want one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:27:05 2016 No.15798171 >>15798163 >railways MULTI SHOG DRIFTING

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:28:06 2016 No.15798175 >>15798159 Couldn't the tree god girl technically be thread related? I mean, she would be like some distant Dryad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:28:32 2016 No.15798177 >>15798149 >Lance >Shape of the back panels >Long, thin, prehensile tail Yup, it checks out. Why don't we have art of an anubis as ANUBIS, anyway? Or an anubis cosplaying ANUBIS, wielding 「Anubis」 and fighting the actual Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:28:54 2016 No.15798178 >>15798159 Kyah, you are doing it again! So cool, just like Sasuke! Do you have any other interesting sankaku articles I could read?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:30:25 2016 No.15798182 >>15798156 >I feel like I'd just end up settling down with the first MG to catch my heart. I feel the same way, I like way too many and the fist one to show me any love would probably sweep me off my feet and make me want to settle down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:31:26 2016 No.15798188 File: 1.68 MB, 3000x3000, Dragon and Anubis building OF Anubis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15798177 Best we've got is this old sketch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:31:45 2016 No.15798190 >>15798163 Why does she travel so much if she doesn't let you go outside?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:32:14 2016 No.15798193 >>15798175 I wouldn't say that she is. It's like how Aqua or Hestia aren't monstergirls, even though the former is a water goddess. They don't really show any monstergirl traits whatsoever. >>15798178 You sure are proving your maturity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:33:30 2016 No.15798195 >>15798159 You're really taking your time in continuing shitposting instead of letting it go.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:33:30 2016 No.15798196
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>>15798163
Right? It fills my head daily.
The Shog meidos you grow to love would all be dolled up in different outfits depending on the Queens current form. Some of them would be very excited to act out their pirate fantasies on the high seas, while a few others would be sea sick and complaining how they should have just stayed as the airship.
The Queen, of course, lounges in the master suites all day, doted on by her many daughters. She helps you go over charts, as you plan your next big adventure.

Also, I looked for that story and couldn't find. Im hoping the title will just come back to me at some point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:34:23 2016 No.15798198 >>15798193 Neither do Dhampir, but they count because Vampire mum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:34:49 2016 No.15798199 >>15798193 Are you seriously still shitting up the thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:35:07 2016 No.15798201 >>15798195 You're not helping by replying to him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:36:10 2016 No.15798205 >>15798149 That design has nothing in common with Anubis' or Orbital Frames.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:36:32 2016 No.15798208 >>15798198 Well, they "count" because they're in the MGE. I'd hesitate to call them monstergirls objectively though, just like the witch and dark mage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:37:37 2016 No.15798211 >>15798198 They act like monsters though so they do at least have that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:37:38 2016 No.15798212 >>15798208 What if we made her more tree like in artwork? Like a DnD Dryad?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:38:23 2016 No.15798214

>>15798205
Compare the two. Like I said, there's the lance, tail, and general shape of the back panels. Even though Anubis has floating back panels rather than attached ones, the profile is very similar, especially considering how the peak Orbital Frames have very sexy, feminine designs to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:38:43 2016 No.15798215 >>15798211 So if a human girl acts like a Wurm then she counts? Maybe if a Lilim comes along.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:38:58 2016 No.15798218 >>15798208 Lolis are monsters on the inside.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:39:43 2016 No.15798222 [DELETED]

>>15798193
Well, if you really think that then it must be true, you just can't be wrong after all. How about this idea, you start to use a tripcode so all the people that use words in an incorrect manner and detest sankaku, can filter you. That way we could have the whole thread for ourselves to discuss offtopic stuff!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:39:59 2016 No.15798223 >>15798211 That's a very, very tenuous arguement. I know a lot of people like to use it for kemonimimi, but even then, it's kind of an asspull.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:41:33 2016 No.15798228

>>15798190
>Doesn't let you go outside
What?

>>15798196
>Shogs in a sexier version of Maxon's Battlecoat, standing out upon the bough in marvel while the queen resides in her luxurious chambers
>Heading the ship towards her homeland in the south pole because she's feeling notalgic
>Taking her offshoot-daughters back home for the first time
>The ecstatic cries of "Tekeli-li!" as the peaks of distant mountains come into view through the frozen clouds
>Even the kuu shog-clone who fashions herself as the body guard of you and the queen is visibly excited
D'aww I fucking want this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:41:57 2016 No.15798232 File: 609 KB, 1169x827, 31814458_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15798223 You'll take kitsunes from my cold dead hands.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:42:26 2016 No.15798233

>>15798215
Well if she starts crashing through trees using innate magical bullshit to get dat dick we might be on to something. I was more referring to the need/irresistable desire for seed though, as that's ultimately the succubus base just about every MG's traits are centered around.

>>15798223
>but even then, it's kind of an asspull.
The entire setting is an asspull, it's a matter of where one chooses to draw the line which is ever a personal choice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:42:48 2016 No.15798235 What if a Kiki afraid of Roombas encounters a bunch of Shog Roombas upon returning from a store run?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:43:33 2016 No.15798236 >>15798212 If you want to do that, feel free to go ahead and get art of that done. Could be pretty interesting, and the people who like the series would probably enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:44:12 2016 No.15798238 >>15798159 >>15798193 Maybe you should consider stopping being an Anthony Burch apologist, and keep your retardition to your blog instead of shitting up this thread in the future.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:44:45 2016 No.15798240 >>15798233 >Mommy said I could be whatever I wanted! >So I became a Wurm! >Now nobody can ground me Like an Anubis surrounded by a bunch of lego pieces, she is unbeatable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:45:00 2016 No.15798241 >>15798223 >kemonimimi They're fine though. >>15798238 Maybe you should consider NOT FUCKING REPLYING TO HIM YOU IDIOT.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:45:51 2016 No.15798246 >>15798236 I have no money to bring out the inner drawwhore of any artist. Most I could do is hope.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:47:03 2016 No.15798250 >>15798240 >Now nobody can ground me Now she grounds herself and destabilizes the local crust causing earthquakes and utility outages. Huwurm-chan is worse than fracking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:47:28 2016 No.15798253 >>15798238 >Replying still What was that about retardation and shitting up the thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:48:51 2016 No.15798260 >>15798250 HuWurm is unstoppable and a menace. She stole my birthday cake!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:49:49 2016 No.15798265 >>15798235 [kill bill siren intensifies] >>15798228 Sometimes I really wish I could either draw or write, for adorable ideas exactly like this. 10/10 would first mate for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:51:07 2016 No.15798271 >>15798260 >Huwurm would also be smarter than a normal wurm Oh geeze. Guys, we might have just a menace greater than that time we let wurms cast Fist. I'd recommend getting to the shelters, but those won't save you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:51:41 2016 No.15798272 >>15798265 I'd write it but I'm supposed to be working on something else. And I think it has more effect as a cute little greentext.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:51:48 2016 No.15798273 >>15798265 I can draw, crudely, and write, shittily. Too bad I can't do a nonHershey's group of Shogs due to the numbers.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:53:39 2016 No.15798277

>>15798188
Goddamn, I wish .less finished this image.
Not that I don't love the other finished one, but this one has such a great air of casual cuteness and sexiness to it. Seeing the detail, lighting and shading on the other one just makes me imagine how great this could be with that same beauty applied to it.

How much would I have to pay the bastard to finish it?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:54:16 2016 No.15798278

>>15798271
HuWurm can even tunnel through the earth and creat Wurmholes in space! There is no stoping her unless we get help from the Ginger Bread Man! HuWurm can chase after him as fast as she can, but she will never catch him! For he is the Ginger Bread Man!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:56:46 2016 No.15798287 >>15798277 We don't talk about the other finished one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:57:26 2016 No.15798291 >>15797916 >tangible afterlife But Anon. There's nothing after this. Just darkness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:57:57 2016 No.15798294 >>15798272 It is pretty charming. Now the next biggest question is if you could wear one of the Shogs as a heavy winter coat. >>15798273 I believe in you. Someday you will have the talent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:59:14 2016 No.15798300 >>15798291 There is in waifu land. >>15798294 Wear one of the shogs, or have a winter coat made out of shog to wear?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:59:50 2016 No.15798303

>>15798277
Eh. Well, the reason that .less went with the finished product we got is that he couldn't come up with an angle he really liked for the "Model Building" idea. So I'm not sure any amount of money would fix that.

Although, it's been a while since that image, and with time, comes experience, so perhaps he'd be able to now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:00:21 2016 No.15798307 >>15798291 Can't you read dumbass, he means in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:01:15 2016 No.15798309 >>15798291 >There's nothing after this [citation needed]

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:03:28 2016 No.15798317

>>15798287
I just did, so that's not true. Anyway, that's not what we're focusing on. I hope .less is reading this, because I will pay real money for him to finish that model building pic like he did the other one.

>>15798303
When you say angle, do you just mean the general viewing angle for the whole picture? I mean, it seems pretty fine as it is, but maybe there were some colouring or lighting issues?
I guess if it really came down to it, he could do a partial redraw, seeing as how he got as far as he did with the linework and flat tones. There was that other attempt which was like a top-down view as well, wasn't there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:04:33 2016 No.15798323 >>15798309 Where else do you think I'm going to meet my waifu?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:04:38 2016 No.15798324

>>15798300
Either or, although having one of the small daughteru Shogs become your winter coat, while she sits on your shoulders is just adorable.

I mean, after living in a Queen Shog house for years and years, sleeping in Shog beds, eating at Shog tables, and even pooping in Shog toilets, Its reasonable to assume your real clothes got replaced by Shog a long time ago anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:04:45 2016 No.15798325 >>15798196 By any chance was this the story you were looking for? http://pastebin.com/mr6ZmrGz

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:04:50 2016 No.15798326 >>15798277 Just say you like yuri and it will piss off the thread, he will do it for free.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:05:52 2016 No.15798331 File: 140 KB, 873x725, Making Models.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15798317 I'm not really sure. I just know he wasn't happy with how it was going, and couldn't figure out a way to make it work he was happy with artistically.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:07:12 2016 No.15798335 >>15798128 That's a really shitty staff for the Glorious Evolution, ELH better fucking deliver since now she's more machine than mannequin, with parts made in Japan

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:08:08 2016 No.15798341
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>>15798325
Thats the one! Thanks man.

Its a story with a more serious/mysterious tone than cutesy waifu stuff, but as someone who loves Shogs for the eventual collapse into madness, it was right up my alley. I really enjoyed it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:08:31 2016 No.15798343 >>15798294 Maybe in 30 years I could draw like Loen did a few years ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:10:08 2016 No.15798349 >>15798335 Deliver what? Pizza?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:10:19 2016 No.15798350

>>15798326
I remember he did that quick doodle on Anon dicking an anubis and dragon at the same time because of that. Pretty hilarious.

>>15798331
>His last dA journal says he was closed for commissions

Well, shit. Then again, that was in March, and he's done a fuckton of art for Aftyn, so who knows. Guess it's worth finding out once I reconsolidate my wallet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:12:34 2016 No.15798356 >>15798349 He probably means writefaggotry

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:13:07 2016 No.15798359 File: 857 KB, 691x950, 1431922081003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15798123 I already tend to a yeti waifu in the summer months and keep her cool, she keeps me warm in the winter

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:13:31 2016 No.15798361 What if Guys What if GUYS What if a Shog could do some sort of pocket realm or reality marble using their own body and some magic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:13:53 2016 No.15798362 >>15798349 You just don't get it, Anon. >Has a Lilim based on zettai ryouki >Gives her the most bombastic ass and thighs >NEVER DELIVERS ON SMUT OR HENTAI >WITH THIGHJOBS I DON'T CARE IF IT'D BE LITERARY INCEST. I AM FUCKING VEXED.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:14:04 2016 No.15798364 >>15798324 >Its reasonable to assume your real clothes got replaced by Shog a long time ago anyway. Pretty much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:15:40 2016 No.15798367 >>15798361 I wouldn't doubt that they could do that, though I do doubt that they could do innate time control/time alter shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:16:14 2016 No.15798371 >>15798356 Then that may never improve. I mean, I do Joe the chemistry teacher/coffe fiend, nameless saga which will get a really shitty name soon, MGK and the adventures of Tammy the Alp, and still need to do Dragon Butler.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:19:06 2016 No.15798381 >>15798362 Is she suppossed to have a nice ass and thighs? I doubt it's incest. At least, I don't see it as so, and wouldn't if I wrote lewds about my oc steel donut Lani or got Mari/someone on her level to draw her lewdly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:20:11 2016 No.15798384 >>15798381 >He's never noticed the suppleness of Ilassa's thighs and ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:20:54 2016 No.15798386 >>15798350 I didn't thought it was hilarious, if anything at first I felt sorry for the guy but when he just wouldn't stop replying I remember I thought "holy shit your pathetic, shut up already".

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:21:54 2016 No.15798390
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>>15798350
It's a cute pic.

>He's done a fuckton of art for Aftyn
I just got a commission from him finished a couple days ago. I don't think he really updates his dA all that much...never hurts to ask.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:22:42 2016 No.15798393 >>15798384 I did notice, I just didn't remember if it was a regular trait or just something the artist did on their own.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:23:24 2016 No.15798395

>>15798350
He does a fuckton of art for Aftyn because he's part of Bob the Terrible's circlejerk who literally writes bestiality and has questionable sentences in stories like "doors that exist in this world", as if it's a question that they do or do not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:26:20 2016 No.15798401 >>15798386 Well, it was an unmitigated shitstorm. Emotions win out over actual sense in those situations, especially when the arguments involved possess little to no logic. At least it's over, and we got art out of it. That's all I care about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:26:31 2016 No.15798403 I want a mini Holst with an enormous ahoge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:26:58 2016 No.15798404 >>15798350 >and he's done a fuckton of art for Aftyn Faggots love faggots

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:27:05 2016 No.15798405 So is writing in this place dead or what

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:27:42 2016 No.15798409 >>15798405 No, it's never dead. We just die a little more each time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:29:27 2016 No.15798413 Do you have a shrine for your monster waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:31:03 2016 No.15798420 >>15798405 Hell no it isn't, fucker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:33:06 2016 No.15798424 >>15798405 There are still active writers who make good stuff here. I wouldn't call myself one of them, but I certainly try to keep some content I like flowing through here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:33:25 2016 No.15798425 >>15798413 Only stalkers make shrines.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:33:27 2016 No.15798426 >>15798413 I have one in my mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:35:43 2016 No.15798434 >>15798403 Like 4ft. tall mini?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:36:40 2016 No.15798440

>>15798390
Yeah, it is. The dragon looks so content and satisfied, the anubis just can't get over how hot and pleasurable the whole thing is, and Anon is just laughing like a madman for being in such a great situation.
Plus, having a fluffy tail tickle your chest and under your arm like that must feel really nice.

But if you just got a commission finished that recently, I guess I'll ask him next paycheck. Right now I'm a little hesitant to get any commissions, because I've got one already pending, and some preorders for some very expensive shit which are about to be fulfilled.

What was the commission you got from him, anyway? Anything interesting?

>>15798395
What was the context of that "doors that exist in this world" sentence?
Either way, I don't think Aftyn's the only writer to struggle with that sort of redundancy and unnecessary flair to his writing. I've seen other writefags make similar mistakes too.
I just think it's an easy trap for a novice or amateur writer to fall into when they're trying to write with a fancy and evocative style. Hell, I did it myself back when I was around 14 or 15.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:37:30 2016 No.15798443

>>15798425
Isn't technically what we're doing stalking?

>collecting images of our waifu
>masterbating to said pictures
>dreaming about her
>imagining situations with her
>glorifying her

I know she isn't real but it must fall somewhere on the stalker creep spectrum.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:38:45 2016 No.15798447

>>15798405
No, there are still active writers in the thread AFAIK like Beast and Silent_II. Occasionally older writers like Harblador and Gauf will pop up, but we at least got rid of incorrigible bastards like Bob and Bollocks, and Quicksilver if you really hated the guy.

Unfortunately there's no real getting rid of Alp because much like a prostitute with the Clap, he just keeps coming back.

>>15798440
The context of the sentence was some kind of bar being whispered about "behind doors that exist in this world", when he'd have done better to just say "A place only spoken about behind closed doors in hushed whispers".

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:40:22 2016 No.15798455 >>15798447 Oh yeah, when he wrote the little thing about the monstergirl bar run by that rabbit woman. That makes sense, because I remember he was trying to give the text a mysterious feel. Still, you're right, your version would make much more sense.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:40:23 2016 No.15798456

>>15798440
>Right now I'm a little hesitant to get any commissions, because I've got one already pending, and some preorders for some very expensive shit which are about to be fulfilled.
Oh tell me about it. I have spent...way too much money in the last month. Way, way, way too much...

>What was the commission you got from him, anyway? Anything interesting?
Just a character sheet for an OC I had rattling around in my head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:41:04 2016 No.15798458 >>15798447 >Quicksilver if you really hated the guy. I want him back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:46:47 2016 No.15798477 >>15798456 >Just a character sheet for an OC I had rattling around in my head. The Zhana girl with the white hair?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:47:50 2016 No.15798481 >>15798458 He and KDF are basically interchangeable, and that fag posted not too long ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:50:03 2016 No.15798484 >>15798481 But Quicksilver has more delicious, delicious stories.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:51:25 2016 No.15798489 >>15798477 Character name's Astra, says right on the sheet. .less puts the username of the commissioner in the post when he puts something up on tumblr. But yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:52:42 2016 No.15798491 >>15798484 But the fetishes are copy paste. Sooner or later KDF will write more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:54:49 2016 No.15798497 >>15798481 >He and KDF are basically interchangeable, and that fag posted not too long ago. I object!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:54:53 2016 No.15798498 >>15798489 Oh, oops. That's fair enough. She's got a cute design. Love her coat and boots too. Her sword is very... unorthodox, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:58:13 2016 No.15798508 >>15797273 Aye, it's still a wip. I'm gonna redo it later this evening, but for now we're git gud time. I'm thinking of a slightly /fit/ mgvegas Wock o7

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:59:20 2016 No.15798509 >>15798498 Yeah, .less really liked the idea of the thighboots. Anything to emphasize the thighs. >Her sword is very... unorthodox, though. Yes. Yes it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:59:42 2016 No.15798511 >>15798458 >Spoiler I wish Tarrek, Quicksilver, Captain, hell, even Bromont would come back. B & B can stay fucking go, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:00:08 2016 No.15798513 >>15798491 >But the fetishes are copy paste Maybe some of them, but I don't do any of the diaper stuff. That's just not me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:00:20 2016 No.15798515 >>15798508 >I'm gonna redo it later this evening, but for now we're git gud time. Wunderbar, >I'm thinking of a slightly /fit/ mgvegas Wock o7 So long as the booty is still fat I don't mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:01:57 2016 No.15798522 >>15798515 A Wock without a booty is like a day without sunshine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:03:30 2016 No.15798529 >>15798522 Pleasant and calming?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:03:39 2016 No.15798530 >>15798522 Or a burger without cheese. Or a big-tittied monstergirl without cowprint outfits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:04:31 2016 No.15798532 >>15798508 I liked the Wock with the fat ass though. Fat bottomed wocks make the wocking world go round.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:05:35 2016 No.15798537 >>15798522 Or meese without the chub.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:07:14 2016 No.15798542 File: 328 KB, 800x1000, 1448411794748.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no smug onee-chan who teases you sexually until you finally snap and jump her only for her to find that you're too much for her, becoming an ahegaoing mess

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:07:54 2016 No.15798544 >>15798522 Perfect for cuddling?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:10:02 2016 No.15798551 >>15798542 >No onee-san that teases you hoping you rape her >No girlfriend to bring home and rape in her place just to see the pure despair of a lonely cc nee-chan being born

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:11:34 2016 No.15798557 You can improve nearly any monster by giving them an ass at least as large as the Kakuen's.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:15:23 2016 No.15798573 >>15798551 You're sick I want to help senator wock pass her mandatory oneesan marriage bill to keep scenarios like this from ever happening.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:16:08 2016 No.15798574 >>15798557 You mean proportionally, right? Because fairies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:21:32 2016 No.15798593 >>15798574 The ass is even larger the smaller the species.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:25:25 2016 No.15798599 File: 129 KB, 700x910, 54334505_p01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15798557 Never. I want a 7ft. Shoggoth with an ass as massive as pic-relateds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:26:31 2016 No.15798602 >>15798599 I want a fourfoot tall kiki with a rear like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:27:28 2016 No.15798604 >>15798599 Damn that's thick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:31:12 2016 No.15798613 >>15798604 That is what the power of Hathor can do for your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:32:04 2016 No.15798616 >>15798542 >Your smug monster oneechan will never give you a nursing handjob

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:33:45 2016 No.15798620 >>15798573 >Senator Wock Fucking plebeian, Deruella Trump is going to make MGC great again!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:34:25 2016 No.15798623 >>15798604 All the more reason to ravage a Shoggoths butthole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:34:48 2016 No.15798625 >>15798599 Who is this artist? And does he have anything translated? I need to know for scientific reasons of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:36:30 2016 No.15798632 >>15798625 No clue, and I have no desire to research it considering the fact I found it in a now-deleted Sadpanda gallery.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:36:56 2016 No.15798635 >>15798613 Hathor is truly the greatest of all the Goddesses. I must help her spread her teachings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:38:00 2016 No.15798640 >>15798632 > I found it in a now-deleted Sadpanda gallery. Fuck why must this world be so cruel?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:38:03 2016 No.15798641 >>15798635 That she is. I want to show her power to a Dormouse

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:39:30 2016 No.15798644 >>15798620 Just go ahead and throw your vote away!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:39:37 2016 No.15798645 >>15798641 I'd rather do that to some Paladins.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:40:06 2016 No.15798646
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>>15798542
>Be sitting there with your Ryuu onee-san, she's always been a bro-con and today is no different until she gives you a smug smile and utters these words
"Even if you managed to find my reverse scale, you wouldn't even know what to do with it. You're such a pathetic cherry boy~"
>Get angry enough that you feel like you're going to become an embodiment of an Asura, get her to lay on her side
"Oho? Taking the lead are we? Feel away, little brother. You'll never find it in this lifetime, or the next."
>Start feeling around her tail, looking for any differences in the scales, they all look the same and feel the same, she's laughing at you the entire time at your growing frustration
>Then you notice it, some minutes later
>A scale that's a darker, ruddy turquoise near the base of her back and the beginning of her tail
>Smirk when she notices how quiet you've gotten
>Give it a small press of your finger
"Hyaa! Oh... I see. You found it... Mmm? Well, what're you going to do?"
>Press it again, eliciting another high pitched "hyaa!" from her, she keeps telling you it doesn't feel good at all, but each time you rub or touch it you can feel her back arch
>Ask her if it doesn't feel good why she keeps giving off a girlish squeal
"Keeps the mood exciting, doesn't it?"
>That's fucking it. Latch onto her tail with both arms and legs, start to kiss and lick her reverse scale while you begin to massage her labia
>She's practically fucking drenched at this point, and sliding your fingers into her womanhood is like covering them in a bath of warm honey
>Ryuu-oneesan starts to frantically whip her tail back and forth, telling you she's going to lose her mind if you continue
>But your oral assault on her reverse scale continues until she splatters fem cum all over the tatami mats of the floor
>They say that a Ryuu who's had her scale stimulated can have sex for no less than three days, and with renewed vigor you release her
"H-Hey? What's with that scary face champ?"
"You're not going to leave me here like this, are you?"
>Lay the Dragon of the Orient for three days straight, never stopping. Engorging yourself on her now-lactating tits.
>She's yelling out stuff like not being able to live without your cock, and eventually your sex goes from the sound of dry slapping to lewd squelching noises as more of your cum flows out of her due to the excess
>Neither one of you notices that some of the Shirohebi have taken to voyeuristic viewings as you breed your smug onee-san
>Several months later she's stroking her gravid stomach, giving you that smug smile she's always given you while the Shirohebi shrine maidens tease you about your "Celestial Lance"
"Hey, I had an idea... How about we go for another after we welcome our first daughter? After all, other pantheons have started with less~"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:41:08 2016 No.15798647 >>15798645 But then they'd be bursting out of their plate with ass, titties, and hips.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:42:11 2016 No.15798652 >>15798646 Goddammit boner. NOT NOW.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:43:12 2016 No.15798653 >>15798647 What faster way to make them give up? You could defeat whole armies that way. And that's why Hathor controlled areas are so peaceful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:44:56 2016 No.15798658 File: 560 KB, 1200x829, 1464736676235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15798646 >Get to drink Ryu milk while pounding that fat Ryu ass I want this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:45:04 2016 No.15798660 >>15798653 But then you have a bunch of peeved, half naked paladin-chans looking at you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:47:04 2016 No.15798664 >>15798660 Yes, and?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:48:28 2016 No.15798669 >>15798660 That won't be for long, soon they'll see their young squires staring at them. And me and my Hathorite wife will demonstrate what to do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:49:38 2016 No.15798674 >>15798646 >Touching reverse scale >She doesn't go full rape What is this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:50:29 2016 No.15798677 >>15798664 Well, what do you think comes next? >>15798669 But what if their young squires are girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:52:35 2016 No.15798684 >>15798677 Then we'll provide them with some cute boys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:54:33 2016 No.15798692 >>15798677 >But what if their young squires are girls? Then God help that one grizzled merc in the party, he'll have his work cut out for him now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:56:00 2016 No.15798698 I see /d/ has come around trying to push their fat fetish again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:56:18 2016 No.15798699 >>15798684 But wouldn't that just lead to monster girls and hathorized paladin-chan's arguing over the cute boys? >>15798692 Man's probably earned it at this point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:58:35 2016 No.15798708 >>15798699 We've got plenty of cute boys for them all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:59:31 2016 No.15798713 >>15798708 Anon, care to explain why you have a hoard of cute boys?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:00:08 2016 No.15798714 >>15798713 He buys them from male brothels

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:00:23 2016 No.15798715 >>15798713 He probably works with the Onee-Sabbath. They have stables of cute boys in the back of all their churches.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:00:41 2016 No.15798716 >>15798698 >wahhh people like something i dont wahhh Its not even near /d/ levels. Its just that we like thick girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:00:59 2016 No.15798717 >>15798674 A shitty maledom greentext

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:01:34 2016 No.15798719 >>15798716 Please sir don't feed the trolls. That's a sure fire way to get cancer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:01:45 2016 No.15798720 >>15798713 From other countries. They're volunteers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:01:52 2016 No.15798721 Would you a yandere moth? But remember, after your first encounter, you're never allowed to leave her. Doing so would have dire conciquences.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:02:38 2016 No.15798723 >>15798714 I don't think those places of business would be so willing to part with them. >>15798715 And that makes me want to call otouto services. >>15798720 Hmmmm, you seem suspicious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:02:55 2016 No.15798725 >>15798720 "Volunteers"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:06:28 2016 No.15798734 >>15798723 >>15798725 Hey if someone came up to you and said you could marry a huge breasted lactating monster girl wouldn't you volunteer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:06:50 2016 No.15798735 >>15798721 Sure, but only if she didn't trap me in some sort of looping time travel illusion. Huh, deja vu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:07:21 2016 No.15798737 File: 257 KB, 824x1440, 1feb08e5082b895436ea3e585061f357.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a doggie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:07:29 2016 No.15798738 >>15798734 That's how you get kidnapped and sold in the human boy black market. I'm fine with that though

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:08:30 2016 No.15798742 >>15798721 Kinda depends on how crazy she is. I need her to understand that most, if not all, workplaces will involve some sort of interaction with females. If that's cleared up, then I absolutely would. Moths are a best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:08:59 2016 No.15798745 >>15798734 Last time that happened, I was shipped off to some mouse warlord who could barely stand because of her chest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:09:41 2016 No.15798747 File: 17 KB, 1008x628, 1471369762559.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if...we enchant a sword with an Ignis and then turn it into a cursed blade.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:10:14 2016 No.15798749 The Order should encourage all the knights to be best friends with each other. That way they will stand a chance against the monsters' Power of Love with their Power of Friendship.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:10:20 2016 No.15798751 >>15798738 It's not slavery. There's a contract and everything. >>15798745 Well you gut what you wanted didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:10:28 2016 No.15798752 >>15798747 Throw in a skeleton, and this is how we get Ghost Rider as a waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:13:05 2016 No.15798760 >>15798751 I guess that was technically true, I just didn't expect her to order me around so much. i don't even know if I can call her a warlord due to the issues her chest causes .

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:13:25 2016 No.15798761 >>15798747 >Cursed Sword It's not good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:13:40 2016 No.15798762 Ryus are scary

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:19:06 2016 No.15798775 >>15798658 Thats a Big Ryu Are Ryus the biggest Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:19:07 2016 No.15798776 >>15798760 Well I'm glad to know you're happy. And she has retainers. Now, back to my soft Tanuki wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:20:21 2016 No.15798780 File: 300 KB, 979x1251, 1473121221816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who is best girl? And why is it still Monoeyes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:20:41 2016 No.15798783 >>15798762 Yeah, you should never make fun of their home shrine or complain about the weather around them. That's how you get mini rainclouds following you that strike you with little thunderbolts when you say something rude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:20:46 2016 No.15798784 Wild boar girl when

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:21:44 2016 No.15798789 >>15798780 Because they can shoot lasers out of their eyes and make badass enchanted weapons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:21:55 2016 No.15798791 >>15798776 Well, she's going to be a soft mouse in a bit. I'm not sure how she keeps her abs but I don't think she'll be sporting them for much longer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:22:03 2016 No.15798793 File: 43 KB, 404x600, 1461468431446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15798784 I got you senpai

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:23:14 2016 No.15798798 File: 2.70 MB, 520x520, 1442595788201-2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15798789 They're called "Love Beams" Anon! Quit being so racist!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:24:11 2016 No.15798801 >>15798793 I wanna make that piggy squeal

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:24:11 2016 No.15798803 File: 1.18 MB, 2338x1604, 478fc3926514fa56dbf8333a8d5f9ef4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15798780 Well you're wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:24:30 2016 No.15798805 >>15798509 He's not wrong. Those boots are sleek, sexy, hug the legs and make them look so elegantly long, yet they still look tough too. Dies the sword have any interesting effects or powers? Somewhat reminds me of the Transistor.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:26:02 2016 No.15798810
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Would your life be better in you never discovered monstergirls? Is all this fantasying really good for you? Do you think it only making your more jaded as any romantic encounter you could have can never live up to monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:26:42 2016 No.15798815 File: 39 KB, 638x760, 1471293373582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What did you guys do this time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:27:37 2016 No.15798819 >>15798737 I love that style of drawing for Kagerou. The hairstyle, the dress, the curves of her abdomen showing through the dress, her feet, everything about it is lovely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:28:16 2016 No.15798821 >>15798793 That's just a normal pig. I want a big strongfat wild boar girl with big tusks and rapey but caring personality

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:28:17 2016 No.15798822 >>15798810 Well I was already a jaded asshole before I found out about MGs. So no, nothing would be different.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:28:41 2016 No.15798824
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>>15798780
I like monoeyes a little more monstrous, although Hitomi is undeniably a total babe.

I'm hoping somebody does something with our Gazer/Wisp idea. That was a good day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:28:51 2016 No.15798825 >>15798805 It's also a gun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:29:45 2016 No.15798828 >>15798821 Oh you want a Dire P'Orc then. They're more rare and are considered to be urban legends like Boar-zilla or the female orgasm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:31:27 2016 No.15798835 >>15798828 >implying there isn't a lazy dire boar who works at the movie theater.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:31:59 2016 No.15798836 >>15798815 I called her a double nigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:33:41 2016 No.15798839 >>15798824 >Gazer/Wisp idea Tell me more

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:35:50 2016 No.15798845 >>15798828 No she's not a Dire P'Orc. You call Minotaurs Dire Holstaurs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:38:21 2016 No.15798846 >>15798742 No anon. If she sees you talking to girls even in a professional way, dire consequences.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:40:50 2016 No.15798853 File: 393 KB, 1200x1024, 1467277113809.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15798846 Yuge yandere mothfu time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:41:58 2016 No.15798857 File: 150 KB, 1280x1024, 1468695624008-4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15798853 Gonna make them all Moth-ers! Sorry I couldn't resist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:42:45 2016 No.15798858 >>15798853 >no moth daughterus to give you fluffy hugs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:42:50 2016 No.15798859 >>15798846 Well, she'll have to be patient while I find a line of work that has zero face-to-face interaction with other people then. I'm gonna make this work out, dammit. The cuteness of moths demands it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:43:58 2016 No.15798861 >>15798859 Atleast your doing your moth wife well and not betraying her love

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:44:15 2016 No.15798862 >>15798845 Dire holsts are the strongest, cuddliest waifus.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:45:11 2016 No.15798864

>>15798839
A Gazer who died before knowing the touch of a man, reborn as a Will o wisp in the afterlife. We combined them because of how similar the two girls are.

She would be a mono eye girl, with a fluffy burning ghostfire tail. Her once dripping goo is now a ghostlike blue, with glowing motes of power inside. The style would be similar to the victorian aesthetic that the Wisp normally has, combined with a school swimsuit. She uses the Wisps color pallette.

Most strikingly, her once connected eye stalks are now floating, gothic ghostfire lanterns. They orbit around her independently, and have little eyes of Sauron inside them. We decided this was the best way to keep both the eye from the gazer, and the lantern schtick from the Wisp, while removing the giant Wisp rape cage entirely.

We decided she would probably be voyeuristic, sending her eye lanterns out into nearby villages to spy on other couples making love. She is probably a boss of some deep undead dungeon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:54:51 2016 No.15798887 >>15798780 Only faggots like Ovaries like monoeyes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:55:09 2016 No.15798890 I want to be taken advantage of by an older tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:56:26 2016 No.15798895 >>15798862 Are they tall?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:58:59 2016 No.15798901 >>15798895 Yes, even taller than the normal holst. They'd tower over you, have breasts the size of prize fruits, and have a bit more muscle than normal beneath her pudge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:59:15 2016 No.15798905 >>15798890 For the money?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:00:55 2016 No.15798912 >>15798901 Oh god stop my dick can only take so much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:04:08 2016 No.15798923 >>15798912 Don't forget that they'd still have the docile holst attitude despite their size, although she may offer you quite a few lap pillows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:05:20 2016 No.15798927 >>15798864 >Most strikingly, her once connected eye stalks are now floating, gothic ghostfire lanterns. They orbit around her independently That's the coolest shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:07:47 2016 No.15798938 File: 273 KB, 1448x1448, 1465766054471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15798862 >>15798895 >>15798901 Big cows are happy cows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:08:47 2016 No.15798942 >>15798923 Would they give me loving hugs and nursing handjobs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:09:54 2016 No.15798945 >>15798938 Ah yes, the dire holst rogue, a fearsome foe. >>15798942 Yes they would, they'd give you firm hugs and would be more than willing to do nursing handjobs, although they'd really want a little girl eventually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:15:56 2016 No.15798962 >>15798828 You can't just add Dire in front of everything, those normal pink pigs you see in farms look like wild boars once they are out in the wild for a few years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:15:59 2016 No.15798963 File: 77 KB, 237x206, Love Vision.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15798798 >>15798789 Love Vision is still better.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:16:47 2016 No.15798965

http://pastebin.com/dqui1sPv
The Decisive Rout of Ra'Khit and The Fall of A Dynasty

So this is a short story set some thousands of years in the past near a port town my Rusalka MC will eventually get to. This idea started because I hadn’t tried my hand at the mayadere trope yet, but as her story fell into place in my mind she became less of the typical "antagonist falls for MC" and became more of a "woman who fell for the MC turns into an antagonist who loves the MC". I also wanted to try my hand at some kind of military tactics. It probably reads as the most retarded bullshit, so if you want to skip that part, it’s between lines 71 and 112 There's thick milky grape snakes, nursing handjobs and slow coily sex with a surprise at the end. That about sums everything up.

Any way, hope you guys enjoy it, comments and criticism are more than welcome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:17:39 2016 No.15798968 >>15798927 Indeed,we sort of pictures something like the floating Poe lanterns from Legend of Zelda for those. Anyway, GazerWisp was a pretty unanimously enjoyed hybrid. Those don't come around too often.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:25:39 2016 No.15798987 >>15798963 Well, I still think that Love Lightning is even better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:26:33 2016 No.15798992 >>15798890 I want to deflower a younger fox.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:28:40 2016 No.15799002 File: 472 KB, 905x1100, 5f9c3c6c8e11674995b80fdbf0e73c61.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15798992 But if people like you do that, how will we get thousand year old NEETs that we can bully?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:40:37 2016 No.15799038 >>15799002 But we already have ryus for that. Foxes are good girls and deserve dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:41:16 2016 No.15799040 >>15798965 Don't have the time tonight to read the entire thing but thanks for the contribution, Peny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:46:56 2016 No.15799059 >>15798965 >Nitocris Good name choice for the purple snek. That lactation scene tho. Mmm baby.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:47:55 2016 No.15799062 >>15799038 This man speaks the truth. Ryus are for bullying until they snap and try to catch you, most of the time failing and having to masturbate furiously thinking about you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:53:09 2016 No.15799080 >>15799062 I want to be the rival of the muscled, himedere class president pharoah who keeps trying to get me to do things while I just go my own way. I want her to get so mad that she corners me by the gym equipment closet and hate-fuck me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:54:41 2016 No.15799087 >>15799040 No probs >>15799059 Yeah I had a bit of fun rooting around for good names. Glad you liked it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:05:21 2016 No.15799105 >>15799080 Hate fuck is one the cuttest things a mad MG can do to you. Bonus point if you have a smug face and say "Took you long enough

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:12:50 2016 No.15799115

>>15799105
Oh, there would be smug, believe me.
Even better would be the cuddling afterwards where she'd suddenly realize what just happened and how it could effect her record, commenting on how she has to take responsibility and wondering if she'll be able to remain the head of the student council after such a thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:23:07 2016 No.15799130 File: 1.20 MB, 2550x3300, Aiko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are we still calling him an Alp?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:23:17 2016 No.15799131
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>"Anon, onee-chan got you a present."
>"It's that student council president you're always talking about."
>"Isn't it funny? She was so against putting on this outfit, but as soon as I mentioned it was for you, she slipped into it without a fuss."
>"Now, say the line."
>"G-Greetings, master. I'm here to be your...ultra-lewd maid. Please, f-feel free to use me as you like."
>"Good job. Now, go have fun with your new toy, anon."

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:23:26 2016 No.15799132 It's been a shitty week , does anyone have any good, and possibly long stories that could pick a man up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:24:17 2016 No.15799134 >>15799130 Did Loen draw this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:24:42 2016 No.15799136 File: 233 KB, 950x575, 1460868422713.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15799105 hatefuck, you say?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:25:39 2016 No.15799142 >>15799115 It won't affect her if you two are a couple. Oh my, Anon. Was this your plan all along?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:26:03 2016 No.15799145 >>15799134 Doesn't look like Loen's art And I'm staring at it very intensely Very Mmm, yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:26:22 2016 No.15799146 >>15799131 What if I want to play with Aponee-chan instead?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:26:32 2016 No.15799147 >>15799131 And thats when I take out the muscled, class president pharoah in public and take her to the movies, take her out for a meal, and maybe have her give me a back massage. >>15799136 The best. >>15799142 You can't prove anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:26:56 2016 No.15799149 >>15799130 What I'm call her is cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:28:33 2016 No.15799153 >>15799131 >Jesus fuck onee-chan, can you stop corrupting the student council? >I'm still cleaning up the stains the Anubi vice-prez left on my carpet

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:28:53 2016 No.15799154 >>15799146 All you need to do is ask her to play. Go on Anon. No need to be shy around your Nee-chan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:29:37 2016 No.15799157 >>15798325 >>15798341 >TFW only this guy and Harblador have written good Shoggoth stories

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:30:08 2016 No.15799159 >>15799131 And that's why Grapist Snake is best girl. >>15799146 She could arrange for all three of you to play at once.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:30:14 2016 No.15799160 >>15799131 T-Thanks sis...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:30:23 2016 No.15799161 >>15799131 purple snake is going to get kicked onto the street

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:30:35 2016 No.15799162

>>15799131
I shall, but for the first thing we do is to go out on our first date, get to know about each other some more. Afterwards we continue to work on strengthening our relationship by doing things together that we enjoy and cuddling. This of course leads to us having passionate sex with one another and me putting my head between her pillowy thighs and perform many sessions of cunnilingus on her, all the while her cute face a blushing. Finish it off with some much needed snuggling and from there grow the relationship even more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:33:38 2016 No.15799168 >>15799157 There's more Shoggoth stories? Link me please?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:36:30 2016 No.15799171 >>15799131 I'm calling the police.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:36:57 2016 No.15799172 >>15799131 who are you and what are you doing in my house

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:38:06 2016 No.15799175 >>15799145 Dude that totally looks like Loen's art

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:38:06 2016 No.15799176 File: 477 KB, 2182x2800, 1472165279642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good news everyone! You'll be delivering a package to Chapek 9, where dangerous Monster Girl space outlaws rape men on sight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:39:03 2016 No.15799177 >>15799176 Dr. Weird works better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:39:12 2016 No.15799178 >>15799175 No it doesn't

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:39:25 2016 No.15799179 >>15799176 Gonna rub that tiny chest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:39:47 2016 No.15799180 >>15799176 "no"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:40:19 2016 No.15799182 >>15799131 Okay I'm legitimately jealous the Pharoah is the one with the collar and not me. I think I have issues

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:42:04 2016 No.15799185 File: 23 KB, 292x343, 1470596904071.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15799176 >>15799180 You can't make me go

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:42:34 2016 No.15799186 >>15799131 Danmit, do you know how much these things cost to care for? send her back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:42:35 2016 No.15799187 >>15799176 >no tits >no tail Remove gremlins

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:42:56 2016 No.15799189 >>15799176 I want to throw her into a matango pit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:42:59 2016 No.15799190 >>15799176 >>15799177 >Gentlemen, BEHOLD! I have grafted a vacuum cleaner to my groin!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:43:14 2016 No.15799192 File: 2.27 MB, 1800x2250, rachnee_by_loen91-d9mvgme.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15799178 Literally everything about that picture screams "Loen drew this"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:43:42 2016 No.15799193 >>15799182 No, you have good taste. Men need a strong waifu to love and guide them.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:44:14 2016 No.15799195

>>15799168
Bollocks did one a while ago, it's a disjointed mess.

>>15799176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDUxc6MLXoM

>GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!
>I HAVE DECIDED TO WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS AND NOTHING MORE THAN A BIKINI TOP TO COVER MY CHEST!
>... But why, Dr. Gremlin
>IT'S SO I CAN FIT IN WITH THE REST OF THE HERD, AND ATTRACT A MATE, STEVE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:44:44 2016 No.15799196 >>15799182 Let me guess, you're one of those boys who wants to be a slave to an Apophis aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:45:12 2016 No.15799197 >>15799182 You're a shameless fucking slut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:45:15 2016 No.15799198 >>15799190 Now we're talking. Fit the corn into this and the joke is complete.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:45:46 2016 No.15799200 >>15799192 Dude, it's in a completely different art style for one. It doesn't look like any of his artstyles. Nothing screams "Loen". At best it screams "SEX"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:46:15 2016 No.15799201 >>15799176 Sounds pretty easy.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:46:29 2016 No.15799202

>>15797254
There are a few that do have some high standards. Baphomets prefer strong men who're able to defeat them; keep in mind they're stated to be one of the strongest, if not the strongest, monster girl in existence. Youko target men who're rich and/or in a position of power, such as a politician or a king. Vampires will capture a group of men and whoever they deem to be best they'll marry. Unicorns will only target virgins, which I assume isn't a problem for a number of people in this thread. Salamanders prefer men who're good in combat. And I imagine, getting with a lilim or pharaoh may be a bit difficult. But as for the majority of monster girls, they're not too terribly picky. KC states, that in his setting, monster girls will go for just about any guy so long as they're not a complete dirtbag, mass-murdering, psychopath. You may even be able to convince one who's not interested in you at first, just by showing how much you love and adore them. This is sort of a loophole KC introduces to get around their preferences or expectations of men.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:46:46 2016 No.15799204 >>15799132 Anybody?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:47:19 2016 No.15799205 >>15799196 He clearly said he was jealous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:47:23 2016 No.15799206 >>15799190 No matter how powerful it is, it won't compare with that cock magnet she calls a mouth.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:47:52 2016 No.15799211

>>15799196

>Let me guess, you're one of those boys who wants to be a slave to an Apophis aren't you?

Isn't "husband," just another name for "slave," anyway?

There are a few I wouldn't mind to be owned by. Apophis is just one of them

>>15799197

I know. I live with it every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:48:05 2016 No.15799212 >>15799198 >Jersey Shore, Labratory of Dr. Gremlin >Gentlemen, Behold! >I GIVE YOU.... CORN! >'Oh, wow. Cool, thanks Dr. Gremlin!' >LET THE MATING BEGIN! >Gremlin bastes herself in butter and fucks Anon ragged surrounded by Corn on the Cobs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:48:58 2016 No.15799215 File: 120 KB, 247x199, 1473130138240.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15799206 What was that you cheeky cunt?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:49:31 2016 No.15799216 >>15799204 read the Shoggoth one posted earlier

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:49:35 2016 No.15799217 >>15799212 Screenshotted, thank you anon. I'll get this commissioned one day.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:50:29 2016 No.15799219

>>15799204
Well, there's always Harblador though he writes fetishy stuff. There was also that one Jabberwock story from a while ago that nails the lovey dovey stuff buts its a little bit more fetishy. When it doubt, there's always the collection site to check and browse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:51:26 2016 No.15799222 >>15799204 How long is long?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:51:35 2016 No.15799223 >>15799211 Boysluts like yourself should stay way from mean dumb old snakes. They'll just abuse you.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:52:03 2016 No.15799225

>>15799212
>Some time later
>Gentlemen, I bring you... MORE CORN!
>'Sheeee-yeah, I dunno man, not after last time.'
>THIS TIME, WILL BE DIFFERENT! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
>'Oh okay, I mean I am kind of hungry.'
>Gremlin mid-air glomps him to fuck him standing up against the table
>IT'S NOT ANY DIFFERENT, IS IT ANON?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:52:08 2016 No.15799226 >>15799200 Dude it has all the big Loen trademarks. Strong clean lines and shading, hip bones, that slightly tilted pose. If it's not Loen who is it?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:52:29 2016 No.15799227

>>15799162
>you're out on your first date with her
>"Anon, shouldn't we be having sex right now? Your sister was 'very clear' about what my duties were."
>She lifts up her skirt and shows you she's dripping wet
>"I-If you'd like, we can do it here...in public..."
>Her face is bright red as she clutches her skirt tighter

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:53:01 2016 No.15799229 >>15799212 I don't like this. I fucking LOVE it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:54:34 2016 No.15799232 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, please help the tomboy, muscled Anubis feel pretty. Apparently someone doesn't dig a a on a girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:55:51 2016 No.15799238 >>15799226 Noel

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:55:52 2016 No.15799239 >>15799227 Oh damn. If I was trying to be romantic and she did a slutty thing like that I wouldn't be able to back down. Bitch would get filled to the brim and be forced to walk around like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:55:54 2016 No.15799240 >>15799229 We need more Dr. Gremlin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:57:13 2016 No.15799243 >>15799222 More than one or two posts long in the pastebin I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:59:27 2016 No.15799249 >>15799243 Nigger, what? The pastbin accepts up to 100k words per post. Not many stories have gone beyond that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:59:41 2016 No.15799250 >>15799216 How far back? I looked up to about 5 hours ago and didn't see anything. >>15799219 I don't know what all is good on there, there's a lot of stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:01:24 2016 No.15799253 >>15799249 No, I mean like more than 1 part or update, not just a single posting by a writefag and that's all that's there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:01:54 2016 No.15799255 >>15799232 Gonna kiss her abs one by one to make her feel pretty. Then get her to put on a pink transparent negligee and stand in front of a mirror to show her how beautiful a woman she really is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:02:38 2016 No.15799257 >>15799223 You just want all the snakes for yourself, don't you? Your reverse psychology won't work on me

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:03:05 2016 No.15799261 >>15799255 Tender loving snusnu is sure to follow

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:03:18 2016 No.15799263

>>15799232
Gonna be the bro to that Anubis. Spend hours and hours praising both her strenght and abilities as well as slipping in some compliments on her cuteness. Gonna tell she is perfect the way she is and I would totally go for her if she was interested in a guy like me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:03:56 2016 No.15799265 >>15799240 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W36pKI6qNKo Skip to 3:20 >Gentlemen BEHOLD! >Dr. Gremlin strips nude >it cuts to anon looking on in shock and awe >Dr. Gremlin then tackles anon and starts fucking him for the sixth time that afternoon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:06:02 2016 No.15799267 >>15799253 Oh. Well fair enough. There's a whole bunch of stuff out there though, what are you looking for?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:06:21 2016 No.15799268 >>15799257 No, they're just bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:06:44 2016 No.15799269 >>15799261 Is it still snu-snu if I'm making love to her just as intensely as she is to me? Plus giving her head, ears, paws and tail the most incredibly passionate rubbing, stroking and brushing in her life?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:07:26 2016 No.15799271

>>15799227
Not quite what i had in mind with what i said, but certainly could happen. I just happen to think she's cute and would want her to be my girlfriend, also when the time comes for sex how can i not eat her out when she has such nice pillowy thighs. Plus blushing Pharaoh is ultimate cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:09:45 2016 No.15799278 >>15799267 Just something that's upbeat/happt, it doesn't need to have sex in it so long as it's just some people caring for each other. No spiders or bugs though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:11:59 2016 No.15799283 >>15799263 Expect stammering and a wagging tail >>15799269 Yes, It's the tender, loving kind

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:12:05 2016 No.15799284 >>15799278 Ghoul is pretty long and SoL

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:12:46 2016 No.15799289 >>15799265 Does this mean a fat balding man gets molested by a mothgirl in khaki pants?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:13:19 2016 No.15799291 >>15799284 Are those writefags??

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:14:59 2016 No.15799295 >>15799291 http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz Ghoul is the story. SoL is Slice of Life. So upbeat/happy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:19:50 2016 No.15799309 File: 535 KB, 1801x998, wait what was i trying to draw again.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15799212

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:20:48 2016 No.15799313

>>15799283
Well then, time to snu-snu her back. I'll make sure she knows she's the most beautiful girl in the world, by making her feel the height of feminine bliss.
Even while she's making me feel like a little boy in the arms of a strong, relentless wolfu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:21:33 2016 No.15799316 >>15799309 Amazing. Dr. Gremlin just gets better and better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:21:48 2016 No.15799317 >>15799309 Oh boy.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:22:02 2016 No.15799318

>>15799283
>wagging tail

She knows how to hit me weak spots. I know she is a tomboy, but she wouldn't mind me putting my arm over her shoulder and carefully play with her ears, right? If there was a doggie like her just wagging her tail and looking all cute near me, I wouldn't be able to not play with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:22:44 2016 No.15799320 >>15799130 Who? And what is that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:23:10 2016 No.15799322 >>15799309 She was the one who was hungry

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:26:45 2016 No.15799329 >>15798965 I said this before, but you're really great at writing sex scenes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:36:01 2016 No.15799346 File: 133 KB, 861x1000, http___photos.imageevent.com_afap_wallpapers_animemanga_gundamgirls__bazooka-girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So do you guys like your automatons sleek and shiny, or do you prefer a more classical look?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:37:28 2016 No.15799348 >>15799346 both are good

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:38:43 2016 No.15799351 >>15799346 A bit of both. Something mechanical, let resembling a knight in armor.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:40:52 2016 No.15799358
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>>15799346
With the fleshy simulacrum and assorted metal armor and weapon bits KCs Automatons have.

Makes me want to see MGE Automatons styled after Mobile Suits and other assorted mecha in that regard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:43:39 2016 No.15799364 File: 42 KB, 400x450, 1455754559726.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15799351 So something where the robot bits are clearly part of them? >>15799358 I don't know why, but looking at the KC automoton makes me think of a pimped-out Aigis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:45:31 2016 No.15799369 >>15799346 No Automaton waifu who has a sexy Deathscythe casing that she only wears on holidays and anniversaries.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:50:29 2016 No.15799375 >>15799364 >looking at the KC automoton makes me think of a pimped-out Aigis. Gotta be the hips or the gauntlets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:50:44 2016 No.15799377 >>15799329 Glad you enjoyed it. I worry some times that the way I describe things ends up being very samey, and results in my scenes feeling repetitive. So it's good that they're still enjoyable I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:51:45 2016 No.15799381 >>15799369 >No muscular Heavy Arms to protect me in public but turn dere-dere in private with me It hurts, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:53:00 2016 No.15799384 >>15799375 Pretty much the gauntlets and exposed joints, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:00:27 2016 No.15799406 >>15798674 she was "fixed"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:00:31 2016 No.15799407 >>15798965 PW please touch my keyboard with your dick so that I too can write good pieces that people get excited about. Also nice story, sad that the daughter didn't actually get in on the action.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:00:37 2016 No.15799408 Why is it so much fun to tease Kuudere monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:04:31 2016 No.15799419 File: 192 KB, 700x781, 1433903582085.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15799408 Because it's adorable to see how long they'll try to hold the kuu together before the dere breaks through.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:06:36 2016 No.15799429 >>15799419 Matis girls are cute. Want to see one waiting for her date an hour early, or unable to sleep at night, since she's too excited.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:06:38 2016 No.15799430 >>15799408 >you'll never make a kuudere salamander girl dress up in ganguro as part of a bet she lost

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:08:07 2016 No.15799436 >>15799407 Cheers. And not to worry, she gets her action some thousand years from now

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:10:28 2016 No.15799445

>>15799429
>unable to sleep at night, since she's too excited.
>She shows up the next day, eyes bloodshot
>She's kuudere so you still have a hard time telling what she's thinking
>She wobbles a bit so you wonder if there's something wrong with her
That doesn't sound great. Poor girl, better take her home and slip her into bed once you get some answers out of her. Expect to be dragged in afterward though. There will be an unspoken agreement that tonight you are the dakis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:10:57 2016 No.15799448 >>15799436 Although I actually would like to ask, you got any writing advice to share? And how long have you been writing? Sorry to ask about this/be intrusive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:13:13 2016 No.15799458 >>15799445 That sounds absolutely wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:14:44 2016 No.15799463 File: 23 KB, 480x640, 1384142904250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15799445 Perfect

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:15:10 2016 No.15799466 >>15799448 No real advice unfortunately other than generic shit like read, find writers you like and find out why you like 'em. I've been at it for just over two years now, so not too long

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:15:59 2016 No.15799470 >>15799466 Alright, thanks for indulging my curiosity dude. Enjoy yourself!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:22:04 2016 No.15799488 >>15799309 Damn Gremlin and her erotic corn fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:25:12 2016 No.15799495 >>15799309 What is this nonsense?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:33:10 2016 No.15799516 >>15796938 nice job anon, gotta have the feels sometime for fiction to ring true , no matter what the hugbox babies say

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:34:30 2016 No.15799520 File: 229 KB, 850x850, 1458804041499.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] To protect and serve!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:35:32 2016 No.15799521 >>15797005 your fiction affected someone deep down, that is all any writefag hopes for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:36:09 2016 No.15799524 >>15799520 Is that the bunny from Zootopia?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:36:32 2016 No.15799526 >>15799520 >chromatic aberration WHY

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:37:01 2016 No.15799527 >>15797120 then counter with a comfy story

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:38:03 2016 No.15799529 >>15799524 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:41:27 2016 No.15799541 >>15799529 Cute. Though I think I'd rather have a snarky foxgirl to hang out with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:43:58 2016 No.15799551 File: 144 KB, 703x1000, 1448817248280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15799541 Snarky? Who nesessih?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:47:29 2016 No.15799557 File: 374 KB, 1483x1000, Come here young one~.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15799551 Damn these lecherous, old Foxes, coming to our town and being lewd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:49:44 2016 No.15799560 >>15799551 That's enough sake for you tonight, missy. I think it's time you went to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:51:53 2016 No.15799566 >>15799560 Count her tails and ask yourself if you want to mess with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:54:41 2016 No.15799572 >>15799566 She's too drunk to seriously do anything. She'll just grumble and half-heartedly protest as I lead her up to bed, then pass out the minute her head hits the pillow. I'd then gently tuck her in and give her a kiss on the forehead good night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:55:24 2016 No.15799573 >>15799572 Don't lie, you'd be all over her fluff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:56:01 2016 No.15799576 >>15799566 How about I let her count my dick? That normally calms MG down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:57:01 2016 No.15799580 File: 93 KB, 1500x1078, Cn9A1EMVYAAlq9h.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15799320 It's .less' avatar genderbent I wish he drew more of her

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:57:03 2016 No.15799581 >>15799576 If she sees more than one, what do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:58:56 2016 No.15799588 >>15799581 Hold it closer to her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:00:12 2016 No.15799590 >>15799580 In that case, I'll call a spade a spade.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:06:29 2016 No.15799603 >>15799526 It makes the picture look more cinematic!

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:06:34 2016 No.15799604
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>>15799573
Not saying I am, but I wouldn't protest if she grabbed me
>Take drunk fox up to bed
>Struggle to get her in pajamas as she giggles & tries to tease you
>Finally get her in bed
>One tail wraps around you and pulls you in
>She rolls over on top of you, starts sloppily kissing you
>'Heeeey, howshabout you help me sleep, Anon? Hehehehe~'
>Put a finger to her lips
>'Your drunk. Ask me tomorrow night when you're thinking straight.'
>She pouts at you. 'You're no fun...*hic*'
>All her tails wrap around the two of you
>'But it's schweet that you won't take advantage of me. I like that about you. Hehe.~'
>She falls asleep on top of you, cuddling you with arms and tails alike
>No getting out, you're tired, too, and it's far too comfy
>Promptly fall asleep under her

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:06:38 2016 No.15799605
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wips all the time

>>15798532
I felt like drawing abs too though so whynotboth.jpeg

>>15798529
>>15798530
>>15798532
>>15798537
Sounds comfy also qts.

>>15799381
>Muscular Automatons
Unf. Weird, I was thinking about doing some studies of my gunpla the other day. My list is getting big all of a sudden.

I hope y'all are having a nice night /mgt/ o/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:07:36 2016 No.15799609 >>15799605 Can you do a Hellwan with some abs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:08:46 2016 No.15799611 File: 543 KB, 874x1240, 1449301502111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a metalhead girl who's big like Floor Jansen!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:10:52 2016 No.15799614 >>15799605 The Wip looks nice! Keep up the good work. Have a g'night dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:10:55 2016 No.15799615 >>15799581 Let her try to catch both. It should be amusing. Otherwise forcefully show her how many there actually are. She won't remember come morning. THERE IS ONE COCK!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:11:19 2016 No.15799616 >>15799615 THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:11:25 2016 No.15799617 >>15799603 I hate you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:12:23 2016 No.15799620 >>15799605 >Dat wipwock butt nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:21:41 2016 No.15799635 File: 49 KB, 644x1199, CoxjFyGUEAACsmt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15799580 Lewds when

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:22:07 2016 No.15799636 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:24:46 2016 No.15799646 >>15799635 >>15799580 no ass.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:24:52 2016 No.15799647

>>15799636
Like fucking clockwork.

I have a dumb headcannon where you don't even actually browse the threads or enjoy mge content, but instead just come in here simply to keep the meme alive and remind that yes, we will never be breastfed like a holstaurus. Anyhow, have good day slowbro.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:25:30 2016 No.15799648 >>15799635 I don't know if I want lewds of something so adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:28:02 2016 No.15799653 File: 258 KB, 600x653, 1436247364394.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15799647 That's not Slowbro, that's Slowpoke.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:29:13 2016 No.15799658 >>15799653 Hello there. I want to munch on her delicious tail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:29:18 2016 No.15799659 File: 257 KB, 794x1100, You mirin'.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15799609 Have a regular wan with abs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:30:24 2016 No.15799664 >>15799653 Suddenly I feel like a fucking amateur. Why'd you gotta go and point that out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:31:31 2016 No.15799669 >>15799658 Are you a Shellder?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:31:39 2016 No.15799670 >>15799648 Pretty sure lewds of her already exist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:34:06 2016 No.15799675 >>15799669 Either that or Team Rocket. Slowpoke tails are a delicacy that transcends the limits of species.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:34:39 2016 No.15799676 >>15799664 Well you know. Pokemon is serious business. Damnkidsgetoffmylawn.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:49:40 2016 No.15799702

>>15799609
Hi Anon, and maybe! I'm cutting off sketch list additions for now since it's getting kinda big again, but I think I'll be doing another sketch raffle in a month or so, on here, tumblr, and twitter, so please keep an eye out for those o7

>>15799614
>>15799620
Thanks! Y-you too o/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:53:26 2016 No.15799706 >>15798420 fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:58:47 2016 No.15799714 God dammit, everything in here pisses me off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:59:49 2016 No.15799717 >>15799714 What specifically pisses you off?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:59:58 2016 No.15799718 File: 489 KB, 701x980, 1431614525285.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15799714 Cheer up buddy, have some noodles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:01:41 2016 No.15799731 File: 685 KB, 2250x1800, d1Qp16D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Updated Miia sketch from Loen He's been sick but he's better now This should be the last one before he does line art and coloring

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:01:53 2016 No.15799734 File: 277 KB, 1200x838, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15799714 Does somebody need a hug?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:03:09 2016 No.15799741 >>15799731 >those kiss marks >two aren't even on the guy's picture Loneliest snek.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:09:36 2016 No.15799765 >>15799734 Bad moth.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:10:27 2016 No.15799768

>>15799202
>Vampires will capture a group of men and whoever they deem to be best they'll marry.
Isn't it more whichever of her bloodbags winds up turning into a Vampiric-Incubus first, in the case of Vampires? Though you would have cases where she winds up forming an attachment earlier than that, and that's when you get Dhampirs...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:10:54 2016 No.15799770 >>15799765 Good moth just wants to hug. Are you going to embrace her? (there isn't a choice)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:11:14 2016 No.15799772 File: 306 KB, 1000x916, uni2011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15799714 Have an oppai loli and relax.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:12:24 2016 No.15799774 >>15799232 >Instead, please help the tomboy, muscled Anubis feel pretty. A best. >>15799255 You are a man of wealth and taste, truly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:18:26 2016 No.15799784 >>15799770 I will never embrace that moth. She kills the mothers of little boys!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:18:30 2016 No.15799785 Poor shoggoths. Can't go any where without being screamed at by easily spooked humies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:19:11 2016 No.15799789 >>15799784 She's not his real mother.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:20:22 2016 No.15799792 >>15799785 Except the ones who go everywhere looking like humies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:20:25 2016 No.15799793 >>15799789 Then who is?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:20:50 2016 No.15799794 >>15799793 Moth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:21:51 2016 No.15799796 >>15799794 What? No she isn't. Moth is a creepy sex offender that hurt his real mom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:23:36 2016 No.15799800 >>15799796 She loves him more then that other woman..

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:24:45 2016 No.15799802 >>15799800 This. Moth gives best and everlasting love.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:27:55 2016 No.15799807

>>15799800
>>15799802
She's a sociopath that doesn't know how to behave.

She thinks hiding in his shed, constantly raping him and rewinding time is a good idea. But when he is naturally freaked the fuck out over a creepy moth woman in his shed that rapes him and possibly killed his mom she cries her eyes out.

She is one of the few times I would allow a purging to happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:30:38 2016 No.15799809 >>15799807 She's just confused on how to show love, and inferior mommy got in the way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:32:53 2016 No.15799811 >>15799807 Wouldn't you care for a frightened and confused moth living in your shed?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:33:58 2016 No.15799816 >>15799811 I'd get her some spider friends. Then I'd get some bug bombs for the spiders to play with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:36:42 2016 No.15799819 >>15799809 She has had multiple times to practice this, she deserves nothing good. >>15799811 Not if she tries to sexually assault me, give my mom a heart attack and cause time shenanigans to happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:37:31 2016 No.15799820 File: 54 KB, 469x677, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15799816 Why are you so mean to cute yandere moth? She justs wants to love. (Sorry for shit quality)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:39:20 2016 No.15799821 >>15799819 She might have developmental disorder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:39:25 2016 No.15799822 File: 46 KB, 620x413, ds87d9faidaf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want the yandere moth to go and stay go

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:41:20 2016 No.15799825 >>15799822 I just want her to stay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:42:20 2016 No.15799827 >>15799821 Oh that's so much better, a sociopathic moth woman that has time powers along with a developmental disorder. This is a girl that absolutely needs to be purged, no doubt about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:43:16 2016 No.15799829 >>15799827 She needs hugs and kisses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:43:57 2016 No.15799830 >>15799829 She needs smiting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:44:13 2016 No.15799831 >>15799829 Are you suggesting poisoned candy? That might just work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:45:00 2016 No.15799835 >>15799822 Stop it bug bully

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:47:11 2016 No.15799837 >>15799835 I'm gunnu swat the bug. You can't stop me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:47:20 2016 No.15799838 >>15799830 >>15799831 She turned out fine when he married her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:51:32 2016 No.15799843 >>15799837 >you will never tie moth-chan down and spank her with a flyswatter >maybe even an electric bug-zapper if she's into that sort of thing could be neat

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:53:14 2016 No.15799848 >>15799838 For now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:53:55 2016 No.15799849 >>15799843 >you will never drive over her while she's hypnotized by your headlights.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:55:25 2016 No.15799853 >>15799731 >One snek with a dozen dakis Is this like reverse Miiafag?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:57:02 2016 No.15799859 >>15799849 anon no

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:57:35 2016 No.15799862 Please stop moth bullying. You'll make her upset. How will you live with yourself after killing a moth?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:57:58 2016 No.15799864 >>15799853 Yes it's Miia in a Miiafag pit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:58:14 2016 No.15799866 File: 697 KB, 743x628, 1468939559660-0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Undead thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:58:55 2016 No.15799867 >>15799866 Is that a lewd book?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:59:57 2016 No.15799870 >>15799866 Isn't this from /u/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 03:01:33 2016 No.15799874 >>15799870 Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 03:02:17 2016 No.15799877 >>15799874 I hate you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 03:02:19 2016 No.15799878 >>15799862 The other week I found a dead moth from a space between the floor and the backyard door. The moth had crawled under there and died, probably slowly. It was probably my fault for not opening the door sooner. I don't live with it too well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 03:06:21 2016 No.15799883 File: 372 KB, 973x1400, 1438149390738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well I like Elves and I respect their culture!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 03:11:55 2016 No.15799896 >>15798965 Great story, excellent work as usual The only way you can improve it is by finishing Tsukumogami you double nigger!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 03:12:21 2016 No.15799897 >>15799883 How do you marry someone without even being able to talk to them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 03:13:02 2016 No.15799898 >>15799897 BODY LANGUAGE

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 03:13:19 2016 No.15799901 >>15799897 I think you normally start by picking your bride out of the catalog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 03:14:35 2016 No.15799903 >>15799870 There's been two pieces of surprisingly nice art MGE art from /u/'s drawthread. That I know of anyway. Could be more for all I know.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 03:22:22 2016 No.15799916

>>15799896
Glad you enjoyed it.
>finishing Tsukumogami you double nigger!
I'm surprised some one cares about that. I just opened it up and it's shorter than the story I just did. Wow I'm a lazy cunt I was gonna work on a demon hunter thing but I'll focus on trying to finish this next. thanks for the reminder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 03:23:25 2016 No.15799921 >>15799897 Arranged marriage with monster girls!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 03:25:54 2016 No.15799927 File: 103 KB, 500x640, 1455650575165.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I was thinking of drawing something with pen and paper and scanning it. Some guys here do that instead of using some kind program on their computers, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 03:36:53 2016 No.15799950 Just finished reading Ghoul, and hot damn do I want a gothic, undead Kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 03:38:08 2016 No.15799952 >>15799950 We need more Goths in general.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 03:43:32 2016 No.15799960 >>15799952 As a man born on Halloween, whos life long dream is to live in a haunted mansion, yes we do. I want to doll up my Kikimora maid in a slutty gothic uniform, and get my Shoggoth maid to look just like her, for the ultimate spooky maid twins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 03:44:52 2016 No.15799962 >>15799866 I know where this came from, I know what it's implying. I'm just choosing to believe that Wight caught Lich reading something really embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 03:47:19 2016 No.15799968 >>15799927 Sure. Some people can't into art technology, so P&P is what we got.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 03:49:56 2016 No.15799974 >>15799968 The paper has now ended up extremely smudgy due to my lack of skill and excessive erasing. I hope it'll at least end up better than paint doodles

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 03:56:37 2016 No.15799990 >>15799916 Honestly Penny you are one of the most competent and versatile mg writefags in the fandom and I am glad my disrespectful racist abuse can spur your work further. I just really loved the perfect grim exposition you had in Tsukumogami.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 04:11:40 2016 No.15800020 File: 496 KB, 1000x1200, 1449513670694.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So is this how Dragons keep their wings when not using them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 04:15:03 2016 No.15800029 File: 66 KB, 731x540, 1473148382498.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it sexy dragon time?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 04:15:58 2016 No.15800032 >>15800029 It will be when I finish my work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 04:19:28 2016 No.15800047 >>15800020 I always thought they would have them as cloaks like in gargoyles

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 04:21:30 2016 No.15800051 >>15800029 I cant do sexy, the dragons I write are more warmongers

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 04:24:12 2016 No.15800057 >>15800047 Wish I'd have thought of that before it was too late to change the drawing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 04:25:52 2016 No.15800061 >>15800057 you could always draw another dragon if you cared enough, but you picture is fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 04:26:57 2016 No.15800063 >>15800061 That's not my picture, I'm talking about the one I'm drawing right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 04:29:49 2016 No.15800066 >>15800063 well then, I will be waiting for this dragon pic, regardless of wingstyle

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 04:30:43 2016 No.15800069 >>15800066 You probably shouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 04:33:54 2016 No.15800074 >>15800069 dont worry, Im bound to forget about it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 04:46:02 2016 No.15800096 File: 431 KB, 768x1024, 1451545976615.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15800074 Good, I'm probably not putting this shit up. It's horrifyingly bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 04:55:12 2016 No.15800113 File: 1.06 MB, 1920x1080, 1473068764318.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Question: If human wizards made staves from a dryad's tree, would the demonic energy present in the wood allow them to amplify their spirit energy based spells?

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 05:04:11 2016 No.15800130

>>15800113
Their spirit energy would feed the demonic energy and cause it to multiply and overflow, corrupting them into an incubus. Also the original dryad would get a taste for your spirit energy and forcefully husband you. AFTER all that, then your spells would have a huge boost, because incubus and the perpetual fuck machine.

Thanks mamanobama

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 05:04:22 2016 No.15800131 >>15800020 I wanna lick those abs!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 06:46:50 2016 No.15800135 File: 419 KB, 1049x1500, img000001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alp Witch uses unholy magic to bring the thread back to life!

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 06:48:09 2016 No.15800138
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>Doctor Pavel, I'm CIA
I fear I may have committed a crime against nature, and will attempt to not do so again. She's supposed to be doing a little heart with her hands, by the way, she's not supposed to be CIA. She ended up looking like it anyway. I also gave up and half-assed everything from the waist down. Of course you can't tell the difference between half-assing and doing my best on this, so it's fine.
Maybe someone will now feel sorry for my waifu and we'll get more proper art of Dragons, eh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 06:49:51 2016 No.15800140 File: 276 KB, 480x640, 1401257468240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How about Hobgoblins in bunny girl outfits?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 06:52:48 2016 No.15800152 >>15799990 Cheers, man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 06:53:16 2016 No.15800154 >>15800140 This some kind of clever plan, ennit? I watch the Hobgobbo's nobs bounce up and down when she's hopping around like a bunny, and then WHAM! Goblins are swooping down on me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 06:55:05 2016 No.15800160 >>15800154 Yes but they're all dressed as bunny girls too and they want their first taste of carrot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 06:55:41 2016 No.15800161 >>15800160 Ho-ho my lad!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 07:11:03 2016 No.15800198 >>15799295 Thank you anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 07:14:37 2016 No.15800211 >>15800135 Mizuki softest girl. So glad I pre-ordered the upcoming Native fig.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 07:22:47 2016 No.15800241 Soft Lich thighs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 07:34:45 2016 No.15800276 File: 835 KB, 749x1210, 1459480413578.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is really dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 07:38:48 2016 No.15800287 >>15800138 >I also gave up and half-assed everything from the waist down You shouldn't make her suffer, Anon. Now her feet looks like the roots of a tree or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 07:40:00 2016 No.15800291 >>15800287 It was supposed to be like natural heels, but I can't into perspective or anatomy or anything else either. Art is even harder than writing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 07:42:50 2016 No.15800297 Another night of falling asleep without the waifu to cuddle. Life is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 07:43:03 2016 No.15800298 >>15800241 What do soft lich thighs mean to you anon? What is their place in the universe?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 07:44:20 2016 No.15800303 >>15800297 >Life is suffering. Hello Prince Siddhartha, are you regretting not taking up those three demon bitches who offered themselves to you yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 07:45:54 2016 No.15800309 >>15800303 I don't get the reference here anon

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 07:47:39 2016 No.15800312

>>15800309
Siddhartha Gautama, that's Buddha. Buddha is the guy who said life is suffering. When he was meditating under that tree, three demon bitches who were the daughters of the king of Hell or something tried to seduce him but he was indifferent to them.
And now you know. And knowing is half the battle.
G.I. JOEEEE!

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 07:49:28 2016 No.15800321

>>15800297
You need to fall asleep really quickly if you want to be happy.

As soon as I hit the bed and wrap myself in the balnkets, I hug part of it, cuddle against the wall an think about her for a little bit. I normally sleep before the reality sinks in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 07:51:37 2016 No.15800326 >>15800291 How long have you been drawing? Try reading some books and looking into some videos. I'm doing that and I think I'm starting to pregress.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 07:55:03 2016 No.15800332 >>15800326 >pregress Progress* God, I hate this phone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 07:57:42 2016 No.15800340 >>15800135 Time to molest the alp witch I guess.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 07:57:50 2016 No.15800341

>>15800326
That's an odd question. Everyone drew stuff as a kid but that doesn't count, does it? As for that, I started it like 5 hours ago. Between then, I haven't drawn anything in five years, maybe more. Don't remember what I did for high school art classes.
So I guess I haven't been "drawing" for more than today?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 08:00:43 2016 No.15800348 >>15800341 Ah. So that why she looks like that.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 08:02:54 2016 No.15800352
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>>15800348
Well it sure as hell wasn't drawn by someone who's been working on his art for years. It might be years before I'll produce anything worth looking at and that's assuming I'll work my ass off instead of just giving up right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 08:08:59 2016 No.15800364 File: 94 KB, 620x877, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to keep your Anubis in a leash.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 08:22:34 2016 No.15800391 >>15800364 >Your wolfu is secretly into petplay Lewd

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 08:41:25 2016 No.15800449 >>15800391 I want a bunch of strong-fat P'Orcs!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 09:03:17 2016 No.15800497 File: 586 KB, 979x1417, TANUKIS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is a part of Touhou canon now. Are you a bad enough dude to host an entourage of bushy tailed beauties?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 09:09:27 2016 No.15800521 >>15800497 But I dislike tanukis. There is no way I would be able to survive a pack of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 09:14:49 2016 No.15800542 File: 2.31 MB, 2480x3507, 5836a9db19c102b6c6537e1010cc6153.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15800497 >Tail isn't huge enough for her to sit down on with one other I love when artists draw her tail like that.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 09:20:51 2016 No.15800558

>>15800542
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2009759
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2008958

The artist who draws that comic gave her a tail chair in the fighting game portraits.
She's a shapeshifter though. She has posed as a human, as other characters, as animals. Even as a functioning campfire.
It's only natural that her tail size changes as needed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 09:23:06 2016 No.15800569 >>15800558 Aunty Balls!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 09:29:08 2016 No.15800593 >>15800558 Raccoon tails that are huge enough to sit down next to them with is the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 09:33:03 2016 No.15800611 >>15800352 Always remember the ganbatte~ fairy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 09:37:19 2016 No.15800620 >>15800569 Anal ventriloquism!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 09:39:58 2016 No.15800627 File: 268 KB, 826x853, My means of creation.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15800611 Be the best you can be!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 09:52:45 2016 No.15800662 >>15800627 I'm gonna draw until my fingers falls off today!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 09:55:19 2016 No.15800671 File: 169 KB, 1280x1024, 1445752856680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15800662 I'm going to post this every thread until you draw her!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 09:55:53 2016 No.15800674 >>15800569 >That was painful

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 09:57:37 2016 No.15800682 >>15799605 >Snib likes Gunpla Noice. It'd also be rad o see how you handle drawing an Automatons joints and mecha bits on top of making her have a muscular appearance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:11:01 2016 No.15800735 I want to drizzle honey over a naked Alice's genitals and then lick it off her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:11:55 2016 No.15800736 >>15800671 You better. A beautiful Sahu is going to be my first piece of art.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:12:38 2016 No.15800739 >>15800736 Is that a fact?

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:12:57 2016 No.15800740
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Uh Oh! It seems that you've been forcibly transferred to Yanmusu High School! Where the male-to-female ratio is 1:40 and all the girls are a bit too 'affectionate' and possesive! We've prepared a dorm room for you to live straight away!
Here's your new roommate!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:13:42 2016 No.15800743 >>15800740 I squat. How about you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:14:16 2016 No.15800745 >>15800740 Time to kill myself so I can respawn and do something different.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:15:12 2016 No.15800747 >>15800739 Yes, it is. Because of you Sahu is going to get a pice of art in a future not far from here

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:15:22 2016 No.15800748 File: 107 KB, 1100x763, 1454660450002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15800740 >Average Kiki bodytype Could be thicker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:16:18 2016 No.15800751 >>15800747 Well I guess even I had to do one good thing in my life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:16:26 2016 No.15800752 >>15800740 I'm too old for high school.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:17:26 2016 No.15800755 >>15800752 You're never too old to bang high school girls though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:20:14 2016 No.15800763 >Pandas are no longer endangered species How does your Panda Waifu react besides eating her bamboo and rubbing her lazy tubby tummy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:21:28 2016 No.15800770 >>15800763 Sneezing and telling me sexual harassment makes her a saaaad panda.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:22:09 2016 No.15800771

>>15800743
Our school offers state of the art gym room! If you want to squat, you can ask the nice oni trainers to check your form!
>>15800745
Don't worry! With our team of Lich nurse 'round the clock, you'll receive constant physical and psycholgical care to help you recover from suicide!
>>15800748
Just fill in our roommate questionnaire and we'll find the perfect roommate just for you!
>>15800752
It seems we mixed up your forms! You're hired as a teacher in Yanmusu High! You're free to teach your area of expertise!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:25:52 2016 No.15800774 >>15800771 I'm not a teacher either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:28:23 2016 No.15800779 >>15800740 What a cute Kiki. I hope she doesn't mind me staying away from our room since I'll be hanging with some girls of my favorite species.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:29:43 2016 No.15800781 >>15800740 S-she'll keep me safe, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:32:04 2016 No.15800785 >>15800771 I want a roommate who's possessive and protective and dominant! And a dragon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:33:03 2016 No.15800787 >>15800751 One day, a Sahu will go to your house and offer herself to you because you made them popular. It's her way of saying thank you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:33:44 2016 No.15800789 Friendly reminder to keep the Yanderes in strict chastity so that they don't rape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:34:50 2016 No.15800793 >>15800755 >You're never too old to bang high school girls though. You can probably replace "high" with something a lot lower in monstergirl land

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:34:59 2016 No.15800794 >>15800787 I'd take her to the sauna so she'd stay hot and wet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:35:11 2016 No.15800795 >>15800740 Im okay with this, but only after I "modify" her clothes to be way sluttier than that, and then hide her sewing stuff. Only miniskirts and exposed shoulders for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:35:37 2016 No.15800796 >>15800771 I want to be the roommate of an Apophis

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:38:08 2016 No.15800799 >>15800779 Well she is VERY worried about your safety.... >>15800781 She'll keep you safe forever and ever and ever and ever..... >>15800785 >>15800796 Fill in the roommate questionnaire please! >>15800795 She would gladly accept!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:45:18 2016 No.15800806 File: 217 KB, 820x1137, 1443547708753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what do Demons do when they're not being summoned? How does summoning interrupt their lives? Are warlocks a menace to society?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:46:23 2016 No.15800812 >>15800799 Why would she be worried? That nice dragon teacher is always with me and the hellhound delinquent is pretty friendly. Sure, they are always burning each other, but I think it's because fire tickles them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:49:51 2016 No.15800819 Motherus masturbating their daughterus and teaching them about their bodies so you don't have to dick them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:52:53 2016 No.15800825 >>15800819 >wanting yuri Disgusting >so you don't have to dick them. Heresy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:54:24 2016 No.15800829 >>15800819 Daughterus learning about sex by using some lewd magazines she found laying around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:54:39 2016 No.15800830 File: 490 KB, 885x579, 1421585075126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I did eight pull-ups on today's jog. Eight! I'll be ready when they come boys, I'll be ready!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:03:13 2016 No.15800846 >>15800740 She can only be my roommate if she likes latex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:14:09 2016 No.15800863 >>15800830 Good progress, mate. However, I doubt your waifu will be impressed until you can do minimum 15 with perfect form overhand grip. Do it for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:16:04 2016 No.15800866 File: 339 KB, 1061x1500, 1396501772438.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15800863 Hey, how many people even do pull-ups in the middle of a jog? And I always use the overhand grip. I'll keep working hard for her. Whoever she ends up being.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:17:12 2016 No.15800869 >>15800806 They just do normal demon stuff like ruling over lost souls and such. Being puled out of their realms to deal with some pasty warlock would just be annoying for them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:22:11 2016 No.15800881 >>15800863 I can only do six, damn. Guess I'll have to impress the monster girls with my flexibility.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:28:55 2016 No.15800903 >>15800799 Can I get myself a cute bunblebee roommate with a fuzzy neck for fuzzy cuddles?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:30:40 2016 No.15800907 >>15800497 Reminder that Mamizou is one of the most human-friendly touhous you could possibly hope to meet, and is a nice lady overall.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:32:54 2016 No.15800912 >>15800771 I don't have any teaching qualifications. Well, except for one, but it's not applicable in a high school.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:35:43 2016 No.15800917 File: 121 KB, 550x533, 1442459032568.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would Automatons created for Undead Kingdoms, the Mist Continent, and MGEs not-Egypt be like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:37:17 2016 No.15800923 >>15800912 A PhD in your waifu's love still counts anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:38:10 2016 No.15800926 >>15800917 >Undead Kingdoms Frankenstein's Monster. >Mist Continent Terracotta. >not-Egypt I dunno.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:40:16 2016 No.15800929 >>15800912 Just bullshit it and mix in some life lessons. >"...and that's what I learned from Breaking Bad." >"Now apply yourselves!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:40:57 2016 No.15800930 >>15800830 >>15800863 >>15800866 >>15800881 Now I feel like a failure because I've never been able to do a pull up in my life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:42:03 2016 No.15800933 >>15800930 I'm not a Ganbatte~ Fairy so I can't be too encouraging, but you gotta git gud, son.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:42:28 2016 No.15800935 >>15800917 >Mist Continent Automaton >tfw no Crimson Typhoon gf to protect your smile

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:42:41 2016 No.15800936 .tfw pull-ups are easy for me because my body weight is unhealthily low

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:43:06 2016 No.15800937 I wish I had a tanuki senpai to teach me her jewish ways.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:43:24 2016 No.15800939 >>15800806 Nah warlocks just fight fire with fire

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:46:48 2016 No.15800948 File: 899 KB, 635x903, 1392840720562.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15800936 Then how many can you do? Depending on your answer I may have to kick your ass!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:48:39 2016 No.15800951 >>15800936 I know how you feel. I'm 10kg bellow the average because I don't eat properly but I like to exercise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:49:54 2016 No.15800955 >>15800948 No idea, I have no place to test it out except on my door frames which really fucks sup my fingers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:50:20 2016 No.15800956 File: 148 KB, 744x1052, 1381972123703.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/mgt/ >Muscle, girls and training I like where this is going. Because this is going to sniffing used training clothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:51:06 2016 No.15800957 >>15800926 >>15800935 >Jiggly Automatons lightly armored with terracotta bits using Bajiquan in combat Coolio.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:51:20 2016 No.15800959 >>15800956 What is that? A deathclaw?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:51:58 2016 No.15800961 >>15800959 Ogre.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:54:53 2016 No.15800964 >>15800956 >tfw no Oni gf hold your legs down as you do situps and suck on the shaft once per rep

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:55:01 2016 No.15800965 File: 286 KB, 1920x1080, FO4_Mythic_Deathclaw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15800961 Really looks like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:55:59 2016 No.15800967 >>15800964 Eeep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:56:07 2016 No.15800969 >>15800819 Best way they can learn about it, really. Leave the girl stuff to the girls, and let them bond at the same time over a teaching/learning experience.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:56:19 2016 No.15800970 >>15800956 I want to recieve that ball with all my strenght.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:56:59 2016 No.15800972 >>15800969 exactly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:57:05 2016 No.15800973 >>15800917 Undead Automatons would be more skeleton-like and decayed, MIst Continent ones would probably be terracotta soldiers, and Egyptian ones would be like Egyptian statues.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:57:41 2016 No.15800974 >>15800926 >Frankenstein's Monster. Can I teach them how to do snappy dance numbers?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:57:49 2016 No.15800976 File: 387 KB, 1135x1578, 1392570524019.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15800965 But it isn't. She's an Ogre.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:58:45 2016 No.15800979 >>15800976 I don't know why but she's giving me a crazy boner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 12:00:40 2016 No.15800983 File: 617 KB, 708x1000, 1393862332136.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15800974 I AIN'T GOT NO BODY~ >>15800979 Because she's a big strong girl who obviously has sexy mischief in mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 12:00:48 2016 No.15800984 >>15800976 How would a monster react if she saw me taking pics of her? Instant husbando or teasing?

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 12:01:52 2016 No.15800986

>>15800364
>Give your anubis best friend a collar with an automatically retracting leash mechanism
>She's about to flip out at you, until she notices the mechanism has two leads coming out of it
>One attached to her collar
>And one coming out the opposite end, attached to a collar you're fastening around your own neck
>As the mechanism constantly tries to pull the two collars together
>"Well," you ask her, "Aren't you going to put yours on too?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 12:02:24 2016 No.15800987 >>15800983 How would you fug something so big?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 12:02:38 2016 No.15800988 >>15800986 Clever boy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 12:03:23 2016 No.15800990 File: 507 KB, 868x1228, e9fd8a02252fe3a147c2aead427b52b0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15800740 Oh thank god I never have to clean again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 12:03:39 2016 No.15800991 >>15800986 >you forget to read the instructions and get stuck like that after she puts it on

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 12:03:39 2016 No.15800992 >>15800987 1-up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 12:05:53 2016 No.15800998 >you will never give a busty ojou Vampire-san a full- body massage with garlic oil

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 12:20:56 2016 No.15801026 >>15800998 >you will never nibble a vampire until she cums

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 12:23:59 2016 No.15801030 >>15800740 I didn't drop out of high school for this shit

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 12:36:01 2016 No.15801061

>>15800988
Other pet-play ideas include:
Getting her to wear big paw mittens over her actual paws
Making her eat from a bowl while sitting at the table like a normal person, when the food would be better on a plate
Making her sleep outisde in a really small shelter because we're on a camping trip together and want to share the tent

Maybe I'm not cut out for this whole pet-play thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 12:37:15 2016 No.15801068 File: 1.06 MB, 2100x1500, Punished Anubis - A Disorganized Taskmaster.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15801061 There's no wrong way to do it, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 12:37:22 2016 No.15801069 >>15801061 >Maybe I'm not cut out for this whole pet-play thing. That's fine anon, it's not for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 12:39:49 2016 No.15801082 >>15801068 Is that the face of a girl who was spent all night trying to get Dickless-kun to fap properly, only for him to give up when his arms get too tired?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 12:41:39 2016 No.15801088 >>15801061 >dress her up as a cat girl and have her say nya at the end of every sentence How quickly would she give in to embarrassment?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 12:48:07 2016 No.15801105 >>15801088 She's an Anubis. She doesn't give up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 13:02:08 2016 No.15801138 >>15801105 Even if that makes it look like she's really enjoying being your pet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 13:04:02 2016 No.15801143 File: 1.51 MB, 1600x1800, Impotent Rage.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15801138 It's a matter of principle!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 13:05:42 2016 No.15801147 >>15801143 Principle or not, she's gonna get SUPER teased for being such a slutty kitty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 13:06:34 2016 No.15801149 >>15801147 She'll never lose to you, nyaaan~

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 13:09:44 2016 No.15801156

>>15801105
>it's hard for her at first and she keeps stuttering on every nya while heavily blushing
>it carries on for a few days until she starts to get more confident
>she gets really into it and starts making the sounds with confidence and starts getting the body language down
>so into it that she does it when her friend is visiting and doesn't realise she's doing it until pointed out
>she spends the rest of that evening under her blankets and refusing to come out

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 13:10:47 2016 No.15801161 File: 385 KB, 1457x1018, cpage_002-003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15801156 I hope her first nyan is as dramatic as Nana's first wan.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 13:10:56 2016 No.15801162

>>15801068
>>15801069
I'd just feel bad if I made her feel embarrassed and shameful from doing something degrading like that. And making her act like an animal just because she's a monstergirl feels insulting.
On the other hand, I have a huge hypno fetish, and would absolutely love putting her into a happy trance and getting her to act like my lewd, hyper-affectionate little puppy for a night. Maybe I'm just a huge hypocrite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 13:21:56 2016 No.15801187 >>15800907 Reminder that she also always has an ulterior motive and you will be a pawn. Good boyim.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 13:28:59 2016 No.15801199 File: 114 KB, 344x456, ILL NATURED.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15801187

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 13:32:59 2016 No.15801203 File: 90 KB, 1024x724, 57503758_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can your wolfu even drive a tank?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 13:36:37 2016 No.15801209 File: 219 KB, 1024x1393, 1458836115592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wanna share my sleeping bag?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 13:38:21 2016 No.15801214 >>15801203 No because she isn't a /k/ommando. She's pure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 13:39:27 2016 No.15801217 >>15801209 Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 13:46:15 2016 No.15801232 >>15801061 >Getting her to wear big paw mittens over her actual paws Great now I want to see the 'Kitten Mittens' commercial starring Charlie and his Cheshire daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 13:54:13 2016 No.15801250 >>15801232 Even though I haven't watched It's Always Sunny, I get the feeling that Charlie Day's character in that should not be allowed to raise children. Or be near children.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:03:05 2016 No.15801266 >>15801250 >I get the feeling that Charlie Day's character in that should not be allowed to raise children. Or be near children. You're right. He shouldn't. But you just know he will sweep some Cheshire off her feet with some delicious milksteak.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:04:46 2016 No.15801269 >>15801209 Maybe if you weren't so bony.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:06:33 2016 No.15801273 >>15801214 >he doesn't want his waifu to be full on /k/ommando What are you a fag?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:07:38 2016 No.15801275 >>15801214 >Not having a /k/ommando waifu Suit yourself, I'll just enjoy my smug /k/itsune waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:11:26 2016 No.15801285 >>15801273 >>15801275 I'll take the waifu who I can go hunting with but won't sperg over every fictional depiction of firearms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:19:01 2016 No.15801307 >>15801285 >you will never go bird hunting with your Yellow Labrador Kobold waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:19:50 2016 No.15801310 >>15801273 >>15801275 Why would my waifu need a firearm when I'm here to protect her? Only a fag laves his waifu to fend for herself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:20:50 2016 No.15801314 >>15801310 Leaves*

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:21:23 2016 No.15801317 >>15801310 I wish I could protect my waifu, but she is way too strong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:23:16 2016 No.15801321 >ywn get into an argument with your ogre gf >she will never punish you for your rudeness by locking your head in her thighs for 2 hours. You'll learn your lesson anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:24:04 2016 No.15801323 >>15801310 >Owning a firearm strictly for self-defence >Not owning firearms because they're fun

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:24:16 2016 No.15801325 >>15801317 Even the strong need someone to protect their backs and support them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:24:23 2016 No.15801326 >>15801317 She protects you. Stronk monsters are best monsters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:25:36 2016 No.15801329 >>15801323 I'm not doubting that shooting guns sounds cool. But shooting at an inanimate object doesn't sound fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:26:19 2016 No.15801331 >>15801285 >Waifu spergs over fictional depictions of firearms That would be cute as fuck though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:27:02 2016 No.15801332 >>15801310 Two guns are better than one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:27:16 2016 No.15801333 >>15801331 no. it really isn't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:28:15 2016 No.15801337 >>15801333 Maybe if you're a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:29:37 2016 No.15801339 >>15801337 It would get old really fast and sucks the fun out of things.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:35:15 2016 No.15801350

>>15801317
No such thing. Even if your waifu is a dragon, she can punch meteors out of the sky, block a sword with one claw, and defeat any monster or wild animal with a single hand.
But you'll be there to protect her in the ways that really matter. The threats she can't defend against with her might, and the small dangers those with such power can't possibly see before it's too late.
You'll have her back, and her heart.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:36:52 2016 No.15801352

>>15801350
>The threats she can't defend against with her might, and the small dangers those with such power can't possibly see before it's too late.
So, what? Spiders? A dragon that's afraid of spiders is almost as humorous as one of the spider types being afraid of spiders.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:38:14 2016 No.15801356 >>15801352 >one of the spider types being afraid of spiders. Well, some species of spider prey exclusively on other spiders so it makes some sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:39:49 2016 No.15801358 >>15801352 Poisons, spells, traps. Small, precise threats designed to target her weaknesses and blind spots. You need to be there to keep her safe from those.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:40:03 2016 No.15801359 >>15801352 Wurms are scared of spiders and their own shadows. Ryu are scared of Mercury Dragons, and for good reasons. Wyverns are scated of people forgetting they actually exist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:40:10 2016 No.15801360 >>15801350 You mean emotional support like the times where she worries about the fact she's an old hag? Or when her claws hurt and she wants a massage? Or when she wants a beer but doesn't want to get off the couch?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:41:24 2016 No.15801363 >>15801359 Whens KC gonna make a Wyvern girl anyways? You'd think it'd be an easy one to make. It's one of those ones that shocks me, like Phoenix.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:42:19 2016 No.15801365 >>15801358 But her weakest spot is you! You need to be strong too, Anon. Sounds like you need to be a mage anyway though, so it shouldn't be terribly hard to get gud so long as you have time to practice. >>15801363 That's just cruel, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:44:13 2016 No.15801369 >>15801363 He already did long ago http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wyvern

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:45:10 2016 No.15801372 >>15801369 What? Damn, how'd I miss her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:45:11 2016 No.15801373 >>15801363 Is this post for real?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:47:27 2016 No.15801381 >>15801372 Trust me, we're all trying to figure that out

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:47:42 2016 No.15801383 >>15801372 How long have you been in these threads? Hell, how long have you known about the MGE at all?

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:47:52 2016 No.15801384

>>15801350
My waifu is in fact a dragon.
Yeah, I know about the small threats and emotional damage I can defend against, but I would want to look cool in front of her.

Let's say I'm climbing a mountain and a bunch of rocks come my way, destined to kill me when suddenly, waifu appears and destroyes them. All I can do is kill bugs or maybe pick up a glass she just dropped.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:48:34 2016 No.15801385 >>15801383 I think the joke is that she isn't a very memorable or worthwhile girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:51:00 2016 No.15801387 >>15801360 Exactly. Maybe not that beer one, but like I said, protecting her back and her heart. It's important, even if it's not exactly flashy. But it'll make her feel absolutely loved and in awe of you.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:54:18 2016 No.15801397

>>15801356
>hanging out in the backyard with your Arachne waifu
>just relaxing in a nice hammock made from her silk and cuddling before the kids get back from school
>before you even know what's happening your thrown from your relaxed position and onto the ground
>your waifu is backing up ever so slowly away from you
>you have no idea what caused this look of sheer terror on her face
>until you notice a little Red Backed Jumping Spider on your shoulder
>you get an evil glint in your eye as you ease the arachnid onto your hand
>as you get the little thing in your palm you calmly walk toward your waifu
>only after two steps she shouts out "GET THAT CANNIBAL AWAY FROM ME!!!" and runs to the other end of the backyard
>you then proceed to chase her around the backyard like a madman
>as soon as you let your guard down and put the little spider on a leaf you're tackled by your waifu
>"Ufufufu Darling, that was pretty mean. I must make your punishment something even meaner!~"
>she then proceeds to wrap you up in her silk and pump you full of her venom and teases you all night long without giving you any release
>until the next morning when she finally puts your pulsating cock in her pussy and torments you for letting it all out when she just put it in

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:55:20 2016 No.15801402 >>15801350 >implying there's anything I can do for my waifu that she or someone else couldn't do themselves, and likely better

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:56:33 2016 No.15801404 >>15801383 >missing the joke Oy vey

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 15:06:53 2016 No.15801428 >>15801402 Someone else can't love her as much as you, or guard her with as much passion as you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 15:07:54 2016 No.15801432 >>15801385 >>15801404 Rude joke.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 15:09:24 2016 No.15801434 >>15801397 But I would hate spiders even more than her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 15:10:39 2016 No.15801439 >>15801434 I'm not talking about you Arachnophobe-Anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 15:14:12 2016 No.15801449 >>15801439 I'm not him, I like Arachnes. I just hate spiders.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 15:29:20 2016 No.15801478
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>out boating for meme U.S. holiday
>looking at boat names
>S.S. Miia's Tale
>It has a very small decorum that resembles a snake tail

...Miia anon explain yourself.

http://imgur.com/a/5FaO8

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 15:47:01 2016 No.15801507 >>15801478 It's the power of love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 15:57:19 2016 No.15801528 File: 51 KB, 850x1242, 1473116025653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can't stop thinking about fat Wolf butts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 15:57:34 2016 No.15801529 >>15801478 I totally believe you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 15:59:14 2016 No.15801531 >>15801478 Did you take a photo?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:00:31 2016 No.15801533 >>15801528 MUH DICK

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:01:10 2016 No.15801535 >>15800917 >Undead kingdom Automaton Flesh Golems.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:01:12 2016 No.15801537 File: 255 KB, 1034x1529, 1456081321652-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15801528 Just wolf butts? or big butts in general? Because I love me some big booty monsters

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:02:59 2016 No.15801541
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>>15801531
No, they were gone before I had the chance.

And there was no way I'd ask to follow that boat or something crazy.

Was probably some non-sense about a sea tale and what not anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:03:00 2016 No.15801542 File: 992 KB, 1024x1280, 57173491_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15801528 What about oppai loli Werewolf butts? >>15801535 They'd have to have magitek to be Automatons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:03:53 2016 No.15801544 >>15801542 Magitek internal organ.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:04:31 2016 No.15801547 >>15801542 She has to 'Awoo~' for me! I want to hear her cute howl!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:05:54 2016 No.15801552 File: 265 KB, 519x900, 1469494432933-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15801542 >>15801537 >>15801528 Shortstacks have the best asses out there. This is a proven fact.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:06:02 2016 No.15801553 Wolfus are the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:07:55 2016 No.15801556 >>15801552 All Imp servants must be in uniforms like this. Formal, yet revealing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:08:49 2016 No.15801561 >>15801542 >>15801537 >>15801528 I require more wolf butt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:08:58 2016 No.15801562 >>15801553 Wolfus are almost the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:09:12 2016 No.15801564 >>15801553 Wolfus are okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:10:05 2016 No.15801566 File: 131 KB, 1419x1000, Angry barking noises.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15801561 A-Awoo!~

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:10:12 2016 No.15801567 File: 293 KB, 1129x1600, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15801553 They truly are

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:10:49 2016 No.15801569 >>15801562 >>15801564 No, the best!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:11:47 2016 No.15801574 >>15801528 Fuck, this artist draws such a hot Momiji.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:11:51 2016 No.15801575 >>15801567 Get this shit out of here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:13:20 2016 No.15801578 >>15801566 I can't hold on much longer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:13:41 2016 No.15801579 >>15801567 Wrong thread dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:14:48 2016 No.15801584 >>15801567 i dont give a fuck if this is what you guys call "furry" im ravaging that

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:15:33 2016 No.15801589 What reptile girl has the biggest rear?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:16:06 2016 No.15801591 >>15801584 Those hips are for bearing little pups

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:18:14 2016 No.15801602 >>15801584 Feel free to post about it back in >>>/trash/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:18:40 2016 No.15801605 >>15801567 >That perfectly clean defined section of bare midriff, complete with the vague shape of her abs and pelvis bones And now I want to cum on her stomach.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:19:02 2016 No.15801607 >>15801584 That is furry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:21:43 2016 No.15801615 >>15801584 Kill yourself, furfag. >>15801589 The one you like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:23:47 2016 No.15801622 File: 596 KB, 1000x1364, 1456069478453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15801589

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:31:10 2016 No.15801641 >>15801622 Have a nice vacation anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:35:37 2016 No.15801648 >>15801641 I saw it posted multiple times before, though

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 16:50:52 2016 No.15801677 Mini Shogs panicing over you spilling your drink on your desk while trying to clean it up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 17:16:40 2016 No.15801753 Mermaid maids.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 17:22:38 2016 No.15801762 >>15801753 Would they b e shortstacks?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 17:22:42 2016 No.15801763 File: 1.76 MB, 1403x992, 977bfc774718aeb9ef2668d8c27a93cf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15801753 I like where this is going.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 17:41:01 2016 No.15801818 >>15801753 Scylla maids.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 17:41:39 2016 No.15801821 >>15801818 Soft, milky Scylla maids? Maybe with a kraken hiding amongst them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 17:42:12 2016 No.15801824 Kej maids

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 17:43:58 2016 No.15801832 >>15801677 What if I spill my seed on them instead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 17:44:38 2016 No.15801834 File: 971 KB, 3508x2480, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15801821 >Kraken maid >Whenever you tell her to do something you follow it with Get crackin'

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 17:44:54 2016 No.15801835 >>15801753 >>15801818 >>15801824 Put any good MG in a maid uniform and you have a recipe for success.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 17:45:34 2016 No.15801839 >>15801834 Kinda want her to be an oppai loli who pouts whenever I do that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 17:52:47 2016 No.15801864 >>15801839 I'd rather be pun-ished by my Kraken maid after multiple instances of that. Why is Maiddom so hot damn it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 17:57:08 2016 No.15801878 >>15801864 Because maids are lovely women.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:05:17 2016 No.15801903 >>15801878 More like because maid uniforms are lovely. It's like Nazi Germany all over again but with less paper showing and more panties showing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:06:12 2016 No.15801908 >>15801903 I want a ryu maid with an overly large chest

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:10:49 2016 No.15801921 >>15801908 I want a busty Echidna Maid who ends up getting her similarly busty sisters to join her! I don't know if I'd be able to resist dicking all of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:12:34 2016 No.15801928 >>15801908 Busty maids are great. >>15801921 Why would you need to resist? unless they're married they'd probably be for it since getting knocked up is basically the echidna's thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:13:36 2016 No.15801933 >>15801921 I want a holst miad And a Cheshire maid And a Titania maid And a Kej maid And Yeti Maid. And a Dark Mage Maid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:14:10 2016 No.15801935 >>15801864 >Maiddom It's just a more exaggerated femdom. Not only are they women, but they are also literal servants. It's just the usual drive behind femdom amped up to 11

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:14:25 2016 No.15801937 >>15801921 That would be lovely. especially if they were all lamia types and coiled around you. >>15801928 That they are, especially when you can fluster them by sneaking up and groping them from behind. I would enjoy doing that to a Girtiblilu maid.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:18:09 2016 No.15801943

>>15801928
>Why would you need to resist?
I get flustered by pretty girls.

>>15801937
>especially if they were all lamia types and coiled around you.
The ones I was imagining were Echidna, Medusa, Apophis, Anubis, Cheshire, Sphinx, Pharaoh, Hellhound, Manticore, Yeti, Raiju, and Kakuen.
A busty Medusa would probably go from Tsundere to Smug pretty quick.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:20:17 2016 No.15801948

>>15801937
>I would enjoy doing that to a Girtiblilu maid.
This is how you get accidentally stingered. The after care would be amazing though.

As for me, my tastes are really vanilla, so I'd probably just have a succubus, holst, and subliminally ultralewd dark priest maid (with big tits). Sometimes it's the simple things in life that are best.

Oh, maybe throw a shortstack hinezumi in there too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:20:47 2016 No.15801951 >>15801943 That she would. I hope you're ready to interrupt that smug with a kiss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:23:25 2016 No.15801957 >>15801161 What's the sauce?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:23:28 2016 No.15801959 /mgt/ - maid girls thread Fucking hell, this place has declined.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:27:13 2016 No.15801970 >>15801951 You fucking know it. And her sisters would be just outside of her field of view egging me on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:28:16 2016 No.15801976 Do not respond to him. Ignore him and he'll go away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:28:38 2016 No.15801978 >>15801959 Don't worry, we'll still be posting rape fantasies later tonight. We're just in the maledom portion of our orbit at the moment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:28:59 2016 No.15801980 >>15801959 Nigger, maids have been a thing since we started.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:30:31 2016 No.15801984 Kakuen maids are pretty good too. Sure she might spend more time masturbating in my room than cleaning, but she would still get the job done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:30:43 2016 No.15801987 File: 590 KB, 1200x1300, 1470704404298.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15801959 >he doesn't like maids

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:30:45 2016 No.15801988 >>15801959 Oh dear, it looks like the maids missed some trash while sweeping.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:32:13 2016 No.15801998 >>15801987 Look at that stupid mutt in the back, I want to tease her with a dog biscuit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:32:44 2016 No.15802001 >>15801987 They're shit, but my feelings aside, they have no place in a monstergirl thread. They're the conceptual opposite of what a monstergirl is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:33:46 2016 No.15802008 >>15802001 Oh, it's you again. Stop being a little bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:33:53 2016 No.15802009 Stop responding to him, you're giving him what he wants.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:33:56 2016 No.15802010 >>15802001 Explain how.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:34:10 2016 No.15802013 File: 3.33 MB, 2273x2906, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15802001 But what if the monster girl was a maid?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:34:54 2016 No.15802019 >>15801987 What is that awoo doing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:35:08 2016 No.15802022 File: 124 KB, 708x1000, 37822402_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would a Queen Dark Slime have a "split" core or one really big one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:35:54 2016 No.15802025 >>15802013 Shogs are scary.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:36:10 2016 No.15802027 >>15802022 One big one and several sub ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:36:17 2016 No.15802029 >>15802025 Shogs are adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:36:18 2016 No.15802030 >>15802019 Obviously, she wants a ball to play fetch with. But she's okay with playing with your balls instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:36:18 2016 No.15802032 File: 636 KB, 1100x881, 1463264141877.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15801959 Get a load of this dork.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:37:26 2016 No.15802036 >>15802030 Can't a man play fetch with a wolfu without it becoming sexual in nature?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:37:41 2016 No.15802038 >>15802022 Imagine how scary it would be to fall into a pit that a Queen Dark Slime is living in. It would go from scary to sexy pretty quick, but still.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:38:17 2016 No.15802042 [DELETED]

>>15802008
Who? I'm just wondering why the fuck the conversation has completely left the realm of monstergirls for maidshit.

>>15802009
>I don't like what he's saying, so it has to be bait
Did I trigger you?

>>15802010
Monstergirls:
Femdom, wild, driven by instinct, unrestrained, given freedom through powers, strengths and abilities

Maids:
Servile, restrained, meek, bound to peform a single menial task

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:39:04 2016 No.15802045 >>15802029 Not to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:39:17 2016 No.15802047 >>15802013 She'd be so much better if she wasn't associated with maids though. Her creative potential has been completely crippled and pigeonholed because of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:40:15 2016 No.15802049 >>15801970 The snickering would be amazing. >>15802032 That Kiki isn't busty enough for what I have planned.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:41:10 2016 No.15802054 >>15802042 This is bait

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:41:39 2016 No.15802056 >>15802042 >Monstergirls: >Femdom >Kakuens, Lizardmen and Dragons to an extent, Orcs, Salamanders, Hinezumi and any other monster girl that has a submissive side doesn't count as a monster girl Here's your last (You).

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:42:26 2016 No.15802059 >>15802027 They can't really be entirely separate cores though, because isn't that the dividing line between individual dark slimes? A Queen can have multiple bodies but it's the same mind under it all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:42:48 2016 No.15802062 >>15802049 A simple "I love you" would work wonders too. Imagine her going from smug to blushing as you unload all over her face and tits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:43:23 2016 No.15802064 >>15802056 MGE isn't the be-all end-all of monstergirls. It's just one single, small setting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:43:42 2016 No.15802066 >>15802054 >>15802056 Just ignore and report, you are doing exactly what he wants.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:44:08 2016 No.15802067 >>15802062 I imagine her doing some halfhearted complaining about how you stained her while trying to hide the fact taht she's got heart pupils.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:44:27 2016 No.15802068

>>15802036
Sure, but you'd better have an arm that can throw the ball far enough often enough to tire her out before she starts thinking about a different set of balls.

>>15802049
>That Kiki isn't busty enough for what I have planned.
That's a big Kiki though. What are you planning, you master?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:46:46 2016 No.15802073 File: 2.93 MB, 2500x2500, SHOGGOTHS OF COURSE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15802013 Shogs are the best. I'd totally a Shog if it was a lewd maid instead of a train-sized mass of ever-hungering fanged mouths and razor tentacles.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:47:02 2016 No.15802074
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How does one handle a dormouse infestation without calling an exterminator that is likely to try and rape you? Dozens of dormice laying on anything soft in your house, all of them tempting you with their mousey charms. Nibbling your food and even invading your bed while you're still in it because it's warm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:47:22 2016 No.15802075 >>15802067 And then her sisters sneak up behind her tell her that her job isn't done yet because "Master's still hard!" before forcing her to deepthroat me. And that's when her instincts go wild.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:47:41 2016 No.15802076 >>15802054 Present your evidence. Otherwise you're just spewing a buzzword because you got upset over what some stranger said on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:48:19 2016 No.15802077 >>15802073 Those two aren't mutually exclusive. >>15802074 Damn, I forgot about these. firerats and dormice are so nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:49:14 2016 No.15802080 >>15802074 Well, first you get a flute.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:49:23 2016 No.15802081

>>15802068
Isn't it obvious?
I'm going to have her go about her business in a revealing, but still covering, top that cuts into her chest a little bit, causing her breasts to muffintop a bit.

Going to massage her chest and hand milk her every morning.

Going to use her breasts whenever she's not suspecting it.

>>15802075
Yep, she'd try and drink everything you have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:50:53 2016 No.15802083 >>15802042 You're literally the Milo Yianniopoulos of this thread. Except he actually gets laid. Instead of masturbating while crying into your daki every night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:51:14 2016 No.15802084 >>15802081 I was expecting you to mention cumming into her breasts then making her walk around like that. I want to be disappointed, but your tastes are so great I just can't be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:51:41 2016 No.15802085 >>15799611 >Get home from work >See Sylvanas You know, she's technically the closes thing to an Elf-Wight we'll get without headcanon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:53:08 2016 No.15802094 >>15802081 >she'd try and drink everything you have. I was thinking more along the lines of after the second shot she wraps me up in her coils and rides me.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:53:36 2016 No.15802095

>>15802084
Please, she just needs to be in a skimpy top that, just barely, keeps her covered.

I'd have her always be ready for some feeling up by master and Maybe find a way to even out the hips and rear so I can have her do a nearly naked apron with a thong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:54:08 2016 No.15802097 >>15802074 >not just paying the exterminator $100 or a shota to fuck off after getting rid of the dormouse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:55:04 2016 No.15802100 >>15800974 Fuck you for reminding me Gene Wilder is dead

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:57:00 2016 No.15802110 >>15802084 That seems like it would get icky and unattractive fairly quick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:57:23 2016 No.15802112 >>15802080 I'm listening.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:58:52 2016 No.15802118 >>15802110 I'd make her icky and unattractive if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 18:59:59 2016 No.15802123 Is it over?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:01:13 2016 No.15802125 >>15802123 No king rules forever, my son.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:02:14 2016 No.15802127 File: 286 KB, 800x805, Showing off.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please remember to take care during Harpy mating season and avoid falling for any Harpy mating dances or attempts to impress you with beautiful plumage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:02:17 2016 No.15802128 >>15802112 I'm sure you know how the tale goes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:02:36 2016 No.15802129 >>15802125 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n6WP9qHyRM Reminder that was literally the last good WoW expansion after the greatness of TBC.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:03:30 2016 No.15802133 >>15802118 I know exactly what you mean anon, I just don't think a kiki walking around with your dried crusty jizz all over her tits is very attractive. You do you though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:04:53 2016 No.15802135 File: 823 KB, 850x1275, a81d7116714e594c4f3d580dd5a42102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15802123 All problems fade in time, and now a word from our sponsor. [mon-mu-daaan-gooo~] [FUCKING BUY SOME]

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:04:58 2016 No.15802136

>>15802127
But she looks so soft. You know I can't resist soft things.

>>15802133
>You do you though.
No, the plan was to do her. I mean, if nothing else the smell would have her leaving a trail everywhere she walked, a quick wipe and you're good to go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:05:50 2016 No.15802137 >>15802022 They would have a large core, and their offshoots would grow their own after a while

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:06:55 2016 No.15802141 >>15802135 Is Dango even any good? Probably not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:07:01 2016 No.15802142 >>15802137 That would mean they're their own individuals then. Like... daughters. O Y A K O D O N Y A K O D O N

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:07:46 2016 No.15802146 >>15802128 Might take a while for me to improve my flute skills that much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:10:32 2016 No.15802152 At this rate it'd take a stroke of God or an Oglaf Muse Leanen Sidhe to get me to write again

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:12:09 2016 No.15802161 >>15802146 Not if you watch the dormice; they should be experts at playing the meat flute. They can do it in their sleep, even.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:12:24 2016 No.15802162

>>15802142
No, more like clones.
>oyakodon
Reading this makes me hungry for karaage don. Also threesomes are shit, but Queen slime is probably the only time I would tolerate one. Because they're all kind of the same girl, so its still monogamy. Either way, You're pretty desperate to have your fetish talked about aren't you? You bring it up out of the blue pretty frequently.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:14:51 2016 No.15802165 >>15802141 It's like a chewier pastry, really. I'm not sure how to describe the consistency other than "Unidentifiable Sweet Object"

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:16:00 2016 No.15802169

>>15802162
>Either way, You're pretty desperate to have your fetish talked about aren't you?
Who doesn't like discussing things they enjoy? More importantly
>you
Not me, I can't even remember the last time I broached the subject. Someone else probably just likes the same thing. It could be several people, even.

>You bring it up out of the blue pretty frequently.
I can't call this particular situation "out of the blue" either. Regardless, I'm not forcing anything so if you or I say the last on this subject this time around so be it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:17:33 2016 No.15802173 >>15802169 You didn't address the most important part of my post. How fucking tasty the word sounds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:19:33 2016 No.15802183 >>15802173 I want a giant bowl of warm kitsune udon filled with real kitsune in heat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:20:02 2016 No.15802185 >>15802161 What about their gag reflex?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:20:33 2016 No.15802187 File: 160 KB, 1200x1332, gotafeelingsocomplicated.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15802162 >TFW looking back at it all of my shitty stories feature Oyakodon on some level >MFW a filthy degenerate

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:20:41 2016 No.15802189 >>15802185 What's a gag reflex?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:22:18 2016 No.15802191 What's wrong with Oyakodon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:22:35 2016 No.15802194 >>15802187 KDF pls

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:23:34 2016 No.15802196 >>15802194 I'm not KDF.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:24:14 2016 No.15802200 >>15802191 The fanbase. Daughteru dickers are pretty obnoxious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:24:24 2016 No.15802202 >>15802183 You'd probably have to get her a shower, because being naked in a bowl of soup and noodles probably isn't very comfortable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:24:47 2016 No.15802204 >>15802189 Something Alps do not have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:25:52 2016 No.15802205 >>15802142 Oyakodon best fetish. I want to fuck a MILFhound and her daughter. Or more like get pinned down and raped by the mother while the daughter watches and learns by example and puts her lesson into action.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:25:55 2016 No.15802206

>>15802200
To be fair, you don't have to dick the daughteru for Oyakodon.
It's just then you're opening up a whole new can of problems.
A Slime dividing into other slimes is probably the only way to enjoy Oyakodon without treading on Cheating, Daughteru Dicking or NTR.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:27:02 2016 No.15802210 File: 293 KB, 857x1200, happyfuntimes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you'll never be thrown into the tentacle girl pit Why even live

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:27:47 2016 No.15802214 >>15802206 Even with slimes they're separate entities, albeit identical except for size. Unless we're talking about the aforementioned Queen Slime.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:28:21 2016 No.15802217 >>15802210 Because Tentacles are shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:28:53 2016 No.15802218 >>15802206 >A Slime dividing into other slimes is probably the only way to enjoy Oyakodon without treading on Cheating, Daughteru Dicking or NTR. Adoptive daughters are a thing.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:28:55 2016 No.15802219

>>15802202
It would be like sitting in a hot spring with noodles in it, no?

>>15802206
Which is why I said Queen Slime is probably the only instance I can think of where I'm perfectly fine with the idea. I can't think of any other girls that would make it work. Unless you wanna get a mindflayer and go all freaky up in the brain. Have her convince you that you're seeing a mini-me version of her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:29:39 2016 No.15802220 >>15802217 That' not nice. They just want to give slimy hugs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:29:57 2016 No.15802222 >>15802218 That doesn't resolve the issue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:30:59 2016 No.15802226 >>15802219 Wouldn't lolification potions be easier? Probably not, actually, for a mindflayer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:31:38 2016 No.15802230 >>15802218 Dicking an adopted daughteru is still dicking the daughteru anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:32:19 2016 No.15802233 >>15802222 It does if the monster girl was single and couldn't find a man but really wanted a daughter. Then they meet a man and want to share him. No NTR or cheating involved.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:33:07 2016 No.15802236 >>15802220 Too bad, they're awful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:33:22 2016 No.15802237 >>15802210 >Tentacles Bah. If I'm not getting thrown into the Spike Pit, the Khepri Pit or a Mating Ball I don't want to be thrown anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:33:36 2016 No.15802238 >>15802219 Soup is usually heated to nearly or a bit over 200 degrees, so no I wouldn't suggest being naked in it unless it's cooled a bit. She'd probably need a cold shower.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:33:51 2016 No.15802240 >>15802210 >TFW no writefaggotry love for tentacles outside Harblador Why live.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:34:56 2016 No.15802242 >>15802236 >not wanting a full bodied tentacle hug More for me then

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:35:19 2016 No.15802247 >>15802237 What about the Ghoul Pit? Though the Khepri pit would probably be the comfiest. Satin sheets, fluffy pillows, and a harem of cute Khepris ready to ride you ragged.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:35:19 2016 No.15802248 >>15802240 >>15802242 There's several other girls that do tendrils better and do other things on top of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:35:20 2016 No.15802246 >>15802238 >Soup is usually heated to nearly or a bit over 200 degrees See, this is why I said warm, not hot. Dear lord, licking that salt off would be amazing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:35:30 2016 No.15802250 >>15802240 Take fate into your hands. You can do it, anon. I believe. I have a rough outline for a story but I can't post it here. It includes prostate play

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:36:19 2016 No.15802254

>>15802233
Yeah, that isn't so bad either. If they meet him at the same time and fall for him at the same time, it's workable. Still rather monogamy though, which is why queen slime is the undisputed best girl when it comes to exploring harems and shit, because they're all one girl in the end.

>>15802238
Well you don't stick her in there as you cook the soup. She goes in after you serve it.

>>15802247
>Licked by tens of ghouls in a cool, dark pit
Noice

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:36:22 2016 No.15802255 >>15802247 Khepris are for mating presses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:36:35 2016 No.15802256 >>15802247 I wouldn't know how to train all of them. Ultimately they all need to evolve into wights, but you give me a pit full of them and suddenly I can't grind hard enough to train them all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:36:40 2016 No.15802257 >>15802248 I guess that's just a matter of opinion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:38:02 2016 No.15802262 >>15802237 >Spike Pit I'm still happy that Loen drew that.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:40:45 2016 No.15802273

>>15802254
>Licked by tens of ghouls in a cool, dark pit
More like they hold you down and take turns raping you with blowjobs.

>>15802256
Ghoul Wights would be a hell of a thing anon. Posh ladies with dirty mouths and who give even better head than Ghouls.
Could you handle a harem of them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:45:29 2016 No.15802292 >>15802273 >More like they hold you down and take turns raping you with blowjobs. Those two aren't mutually exclusive in the least. >Could you handle a harem of them? I don't have enough badges.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:46:05 2016 No.15802293 >tfw you will never be a squire for a succubus knight >She prefers questing to normal succubus stuff. >Still, she got her succubus urges and that is where you come in. >Along with normal squire duties of course.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:49:26 2016 No.15802304

>>15802219
>Get captured by Queen Slime
>Dick her, a new sorceress slime splits off from her, simply beaming at you
>Wouldn't this be kind of... incestuous? I mean, isn't she our daughter?
"She is me, but I am not her."
>TFW they're all linked by a hive mind to basically be the same being, but with different personalities
>TFW dicking all of your "daughterus" while they say things only your waifu would know

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:50:06 2016 No.15802308 >>15802293 >You will never be a knight with a female squire and protect her from becoming corrupted.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:52:03 2016 No.15802319

>>15802308
>You will never go through several squires. Monthly.

I mean shit, how do you protect them from that? MGE corruption is like radiation, if you're not just chilling in town somewhere it's like trying to protect a girl from getting cancer while you walk around inside a nuclear blast zone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:53:18 2016 No.15802324 >>15802293 >>15802308 Hold it right there. I recognize that doujin. https://exhentai.org/g/818778/6f818e8b70/

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:53:20 2016 No.15802325

>>15802293
>You'll never cuddle her while she fucks you senseless.
>You'll never wake up with your head between her plump breasts.
>She'll never retire because she let you impregnate her.
>She'll never make you her husband and tell your daughteru about the adventures the two of you had.
>She'll never pull you up to the bedroom whenever your daughteru goes to a friend's house for a sleepover and leglock you with her toned thighs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:53:40 2016 No.15802327 >>15802250 If I was able to write I'd be doing it instead of shitposting in an IRC/on here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:55:04 2016 No.15802330 >>15802304 What about a Dark Queen Slime who split off other cores with separate personalities because she was lonely? Would that be like getting gangbanged by a bunch of sisters?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:57:07 2016 No.15802339 >>15802319 I guess I could pay for a Lich or Gremlin to make something that could help.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:57:22 2016 No.15802340 >>15802304 Exactly. I would even go so far as to say that by varying degrees, they can even transmit pleasure between them. >Have a hobby of molesting the Kuu slime guard who protects the home >She's just sending all her pleasure to the Queen

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:58:26 2016 No.15802343

>>15802339
>I guess I could pay for a Lich or Gremlin to make something that could help.
>Asking monstergirls for an anti-monsterization device
Get ready to get your pelvis rocked by your new horny monstergirl squires and the Lich or Gremlin you went to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:59:55 2016 No.15802348 >>15802339 Why on earth would you trust a monstergirl to stop something from turning into an incubus or monster girl? About the best result you could hope for is a monkey's paw.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:00:41 2016 No.15802351 You will never be a young lad again. You will never live in MGC. You will never bang Stacey's got it going on MG mom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:02:13 2016 No.15802361 >>15802343 >>15802348 If I worded it properly I think they would listen. But if it fails then it will not be not me who will have a sore pelvis.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:02:51 2016 No.15802362

>>15802351
>You'll never be kept after class in MGC high.
>You'll never get dragged somewhere secluded by your CC Teacher.
>She'll never pin you to a wall with her ass and rape you until you're a drooling mess.
>You'll never end up coming back there every day after school to let her rape you because you're addicted to her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:07:03 2016 No.15802371 >>15802351 Good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:09:34 2016 No.15802382 >>15802351 I just want to be a humble pizza delivery boy doing his best not to get raped in MGC.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:15:42 2016 No.15802400 >>15802382 Those would be the best jobs to take. Delivery boys, ail men, newspaper boys. The danger pay would be insane and if any one found out that, as a kid growing up, you worked the newspaper rout, no one would fuck with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:15:55 2016 No.15802401 >>15802382 I bet a store policy for pizza shops in MGC would be "Sex is not a valid payment for food."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:18:41 2016 No.15802411 >>15802401 There may be some allowances for tipping though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:19:36 2016 No.15802415 How does one go about fixing a writer's block?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:20:58 2016 No.15802422 >>15802415 Browse other non-written media.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:21:40 2016 No.15802426

>>15802401
No, that doesn't quite work. Sex is what they want. Sex isn't really a service, if you know what I mean. That's like going up to a pizza tore today and going "How about instead of paying you, I let you suck my dick?" It doesn't work.

What would work, is a delivery service. It would cost like, ten times more to have pizza delivered to your house than it would if you were to pick it up, but there's also an implicit understanding that the delivery boy is the desert.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:22:26 2016 No.15802428 >>15802415 Alcohol, Masturbation, start a different story, rewrite part of your original story Do you have an outline at all?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:23:05 2016 No.15802432 >>15802428 I have an outline, I just have no drive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:23:52 2016 No.15802436 >>15802415 Read more, skip the hard part, do something different or, my favorite, berate yourself for writing until you feel bad enough to get your shit together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:27:13 2016 No.15802442 >>15802432 I get where you're coming from. Really the best advice is to just sit down and write. Turn off your web browser, find some music to listen to, and just write.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:29:24 2016 No.15802451 >you'll never fuck a flat fox for hours and pet her ears afterwards

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:33:19 2016 No.15802459 File: 2.02 MB, 919x1300, suffering.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15802451 >somewhere in this crazy old multiverse is a fox who will never have a human boy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:34:39 2016 No.15802461 >>15802451 Of course not. Who would fuck a flat fox?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:35:40 2016 No.15802467 >>15802451 Expressive ears are the best. I also like the idea of tough monsters like Hellhounds or Manticores becoming addicted to ear scratches but they always say how much they hate them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:36:32 2016 No.15802470 >>15802451 >You will never get invited into the den of a flat Manticore with a teeny tiny tailpussy who could out-smug even the most smug flat fox >You will never give your heart to her and her Elin tier thighs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:36:51 2016 No.15802473 >>15802459 dose feet tho looks like she forgot to fully transform

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:39:00 2016 No.15802477 >>15802467 I want to rub a tiny hellhound puppers ears.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:42:20 2016 No.15802491

>>15802477
Why can't y'all settle for regular werewolves?
At this rate there will be such market demand for high level dog types that Anubi and Hellhounds will be able to sell their daughters into the best families. And probably get extra fertility research directed at them.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:43:58 2016 No.15802500

>>15802442
Well I mean, part of it as well is being unable to logically make something fit into the story's progression. Like why the fuck would a brewmaster go to Zipangu in the first place if there's a considerable difference between sake and a traditional german lager.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:46:11 2016 No.15802513

>>15802500
In those situations it's a good idea to rethink how you're starting. Decent chance it doesn't make sense and you need to choose a different starting point if your progression doesn't make sense. There's nothing wrong with scrapping an idea because it doesn't work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:46:35 2016 No.15802515 >>15802477 >No cute tomboy Hellhound childhood friend to scratch between the ears while she sits on your lap. >You'll never feel her tail wagging against you. Damn it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:46:51 2016 No.15802518 >>15802500 Maybe said brewmaster wants to learn more about foreign brews, what goes into them, how they're made, and takes them home to create something that's unique that no one else can offer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:53:09 2016 No.15802554 >>15802513 It's a shame because that'd be another story idea for the pile of stuff other writers have convinced me are shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:53:55 2016 No.15802557 >>15802554 Name some, if you can remember them

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:54:30 2016 No.15802560 >>15802500 To learn how to make the best sake, what kind of question is that?

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:55:22 2016 No.15802563

>>15802554
Well it's either that or work it. Depending on what you're going for >>15802518 is plausible, but if you try to force these things too much without enough flexibility or creative thought you come up with contrived bullshit you regret writing, and I'd say that's worse. Either something in your plot gives or the whole story does.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:56:29 2016 No.15802566 >>15802554 Normally you scrap a dozen ideas for every good idea you get t. writefag

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:59:08 2016 No.15802571 File: 497 KB, 800x1000, 50778533_p9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15802461 Many people, I can assure you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:03:02 2016 No.15802583 >>15802204 I'm going to have to test that claim.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:05:00 2016 No.15802594 >>15802557 Lilim based in the Dreamlands rather than the waking world, may or may not be inspired by Nyx/Nox. Flesh Golem lovings. Totally Not!Pygmalion. Some kind of Elementalist and his waifu training.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:05:06 2016 No.15802596 >>15802491 I'd be down with a pack of loving werewolves. Say what you want about harems, but think about the cuddle piles after the bestial sex with them all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:07:29 2016 No.15802607 >>15802596 Think of the nuzzling to ensure that you're covered in their scent anon. Imagine the shortest one laying on top of you while the others cuddle you from all sides.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:09:37 2016 No.15802614

>>15802596
>You will never go into the deepest parts of the forests during the coldest day of the Fimbulvetr
>You will never be clothed only in a thin cloak and equipped with a cudgel as your only weapon as part of your rite of passage
>You will never have to out-fight and out-fuck your way to a Werewolf harem, with the Fenrir keeping you snuggled from beneath while the rest of them dog pile you for warmth

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:14:34 2016 No.15802628

>>15802594

>Lilim based in the Dreamlands rather than the waking world, may or may not be inspired by Nyx/Nox.

That sounds cool. Would wet dreams be involved?

>Flesh Golem lovings.

Indifferent on Flesh Golems, but if that's your thing go for it.

>Totally Not!Pygmalion.

I had to look that up. A guy who waifus a statue and through magic it becomes alive could be cool. I had an idea about an undead girl a while back who returns from the grave to find her unrequited lover. The idea came from Pumpkinhead.

So long as you hammer out the details it could be really neat.

>Some kind of Elementalist and his waifu training.

Like Dragonball Z training or more erotic training, or both?

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:30:05 2016 No.15802684

>>15802628
>That sounds cool. Would wet dreams be involved?
Yes, that'd be her primary way of fucking with the main character. Do keep in mind that her physical body would be in the Demon Lord's castle, specifically the library. So it'd be more of a teasing wet dreams to get lover boy to come to her.

>Like Dragonball Z training or more erotic training, or both?
More along the lines of The Last Airbender where there's a sort of martial element to the kinesis. Like for instance, breathing training while an Ignis messes with you, or finding and keeping your ground against a Gnome's advances. That sort of stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:37:43 2016 No.15802703 >>15802470 >smug foxes I'd prefer the owners of tight foxholes be bashful and girly

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:38:28 2016 No.15802705 Smug loli vampires.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:38:36 2016 No.15802707 >>15802684 So why the library? Why not some other part of the Demon Lord's castle?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:44:07 2016 No.15802721 File: 143 KB, 628x636, ojousama.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15802705 Got you covered fampire. >>15802707 Where else would one go to tell or read an erotic story? The Astrologicum Daemonique would be too passé/cliché

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:46:08 2016 No.15802728 >>15802721 Where else? How about her bedroom?Just throw yourself onto her bed, start reading aloud and see how long it takes for someone to come for you.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:54:24 2016 No.15802744
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>>15802728

>Oh my, a brave hero has fought his way into the halls of the demon lord...
>He has single handedly bested my guards...
>And there is no one to protect little me from his wrath!
>Please Mr. Hero, is there anything I can offer you to quell your bloodlust?

Fuck now I want a bookworm Lilim to cuddle with as I read and reenact scenes from awful smut with

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:54:30 2016 No.15802745 Reminder not to trust

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:55:41 2016 No.15802747 >>15802745 Don't trust what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:55:57 2016 No.15802748 >>15802705 A best. Blonde not a necessity, but a plus. >>15802684 >More along the lines of The Last Airbender where there's a sort of martial element to the kinesis. Dat dance scene.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:56:14 2016 No.15802751 >>15802744 What a dork.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:56:26 2016 No.15802752 >>15802747 No one. Just. Don't. Trust. Not even these words.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:58:13 2016 No.15802759 >>15802752 But if I shouldn't trust your words, then does that mean I should trust your words? But that would also mean that I shouldn't trust your words.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:58:29 2016 No.15802760 File: 227 KB, 907x1200, 1463928446286.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15801537 My true mentor. My guiding moonlight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:58:39 2016 No.15802761 >>15802745 >>15802752 How would a monster girl endure a husband who just won't trust? Almost spelled it 'gurl' out of some subconscious reason...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:59:05 2016 No.15802762 File: 494 KB, 800x1131, 1470596904062.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15802747 Don't trust hot drinks from warm yetis

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:59:37 2016 No.15802766 >>15801203 What's she from? I know I recognize her

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:59:38 2016 No.15802765 >>15802759 Now you're getting it. Is this what it feels like to be a cheshire?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:00:24 2016 No.15802768 File: 55 KB, 503x518, 1462061696322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15802744 >Long hime cut >Cute glasses >Big spade tail >Thicc I'm in love. 11/10, would re-enact bad smut with before devolving into hours of cuddle-sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:00:41 2016 No.15802770 >>15802762 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:01:20 2016 No.15802775 >>15802766 Looks like Nonna from 'Girls Und Panzer'

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:01:50 2016 No.15802777 >>15802747 Anybody. Especially Anons and monstergirls. Only trust your weapons.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:02:01 2016 No.15802778

>>15802744
Nerdy Lilims are the best. I'd love to be one's childhood friend.
>"Oh no! A hero's broken into my room while I'm weak and resting~ Please don't take advantage of me~"
>Why do you have to make me giving you your medicine so awkward? You're never going to get better at this rate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:02:17 2016 No.15802780 >>15802762 But she even put marshmallows in there! How could I turn it down? Besides, what's the worst that could happen? I never heard of someone spiking hot chocolate before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:03:08 2016 No.15802783 >>15802770 She wants to drug you to hug you with an elixir from a lich-er

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:04:01 2016 No.15802788 >>15802780 But anon, she did spike it! She spiked it with vanilla and cinnamon! The warmth flooding your body will make you too comfy to resist her hugs!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:04:04 2016 No.15802789 >>15802777 >Trusting your weapons They turn into monstergirls. They also break. TRUST NOTHING!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:05:41 2016 No.15802797 >>15802777 I don't understand you. >>15802783 But Yetis are nice, they would do something like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:05:57 2016 No.15802799 >>15802789 I trust my dick. It has never betrayed me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:06:10 2016 No.15802800 >>15802751 As paradoxical as it is, a sex demon that's a total dork is cute as fuck. Even better if she snorts when she laughs really hard >>15802768 Are spade tails an erogenous zone? Cause I want to lick and nibble on them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:07:23 2016 No.15802803 >>15802799 >Trusting your dick >In the MGE world >Or ever, for that matter You are setting yourself up for betrayal, m8. >>15802800 I like to imagine all tails and elf ears are erogenous to at least some extent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:07:40 2016 No.15802804 File: 2.30 MB, 1400x2072, 1472662993553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15802775 Thanks friend

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:08:06 2016 No.15802805 File: 66 KB, 717x595, Anon is a slut for big, thick, throbbing spade tail.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15802800 >Are spade tails an erogenous zone? You new here, anon? >I want to lick and nibble on them. Good man.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:09:38 2016 No.15802809

>>15802800
>A nerdy Lilim will never start laughing while you fuck her because she's just so goddamn happy.
>She'll never pull you close and hold your head close to hers while you thrust into her.
>She'll never breathlessly tell you that she loves you after you finish before you both fall asleep embracing each other.

GOD.
DAMN IT.
Why does cute shit like this get me going more than the hardcore shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:12:20 2016 No.15802820 File: 82 KB, 1400x787, Wock.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >A wild Oneesan appeared!

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:13:03 2016 No.15802824

>>15802788
That fiend! Adding such complementary flavors to hot chocolate!
There's something hot about losing all my energy to move, either from the situation at hand or something else, expecting something bad to happen, then having something innocent like a yeti grip happen instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:13:07 2016 No.15802826 >>15802809 Because you want a loving relationship with a cute girl more than anything. I'm surprised I don't drink more

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:13:08 2016 No.15802827
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>>15802809
Because as much as your dick goes off at the thought of a girl riding you raw in every imaginable, all you want is a cute girl to do lovey-dovey stuff with.

Fuck you, anon. I want that, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:14:00 2016 No.15802831 >>15802820 >scans never That fucker promised.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:14:22 2016 No.15802832 >>15802788 She might curl up with me to keep me warm against the snowstorm outside and watch The Thing with me as we hug each other and drink our hot cocoa

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:15:08 2016 No.15802834 >>15802820 NEVER EVER

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:16:16 2016 No.15802838 File: 3.01 MB, 3500x2187, 1445614029960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15802820 >Shitty scan of blatant intercourse You could at least use a nice image of Onee-chan

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:17:09 2016 No.15802842 >>15802820 No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:18:56 2016 No.15802845 >>15802838 How does she fit those BIG MEATY CLAWS through those sleeves?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:22:18 2016 No.15802854 >>15802845 The same way she gets it to stay perfectly formed to those massive tits of hers. Patience, care, and a really good tailor.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:23:00 2016 No.15802856

>>15802824
That's not even getting into how she'll wrap the two of you up in a blanket and cuddle you to sleep.

>>15802832
She might want to watch something less scary than The Thing though. She doesn't want to go to bed afraid of what might be out there in the cold.

>>15802826
>>15802827
I just want a Lilim to love me anons.
I want to princess carry her down the aisle and take her up to her room so we can have gentle handholding sex while gazing into each other's eyes for the purpose of procreation,

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:23:06 2016 No.15802857
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Man, having a bee girl wife would be the best

>come home to your Queen Bee wife after a grueling day at work
>she's thicc in all the right places. sizable tits, big butt, soft tummy, tender thighs, and the birth-giving hips you'd expect on a Queen
>she sees you worn out and weary and guides you to bed
>she lays on her back and pulls you down on top of her
>your face is nestled in her pillowy bosom as you wrap your arms around your cushion-like love
>one of her hands runs it's fingers through your hair, two more massage your stiff shoulder, and the last one rubs your back as you drift to sleep

>the next night is your anniversary
>on the way home from dinner, she has one arm around yours, pulling you closer while her other arm holds you hand
>you both hurry to the bedroom and before you know it, you're both naked in front of each other
>she's cupping your face, tweaking her nipple, fingering her honey pot, and stroking your man meat all at the same time
>things get hot and heavy, and by the time your about to finish, you have her in a mating press
>she has you locked in now with a leg lock, her lower arms pulling you against her breasts, and her upper arms around your neck to keep you in a deep passionate kiss

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:25:13 2016 No.15802865 >>15802857 Just let me name our kids after the Marx Brothers, and we're golden

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:25:25 2016 No.15802867 >>15802415 By not enabling another writefag circlejerk round for one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:27:21 2016 No.15802876 File: 288 KB, 1182x1439, 1455038948364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15802856 >what might be out there in the cold We leave a little bit of meat outside for good luck, the scary monsters aren't so scary when they want their meat

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:29:42 2016 No.15802882

>>15802827
>>15802826
You sir just hit the nail on the head on exactly why i prefer doing more romantic and lovey-dovey things with monster girls over just pure sex, i want an actual relationship with a monster girl while also sharing in our hobbies and doing cute nerdy things with together. For it gives me the warm happiness to just curl up n a couch with a nerdy monster girl while we play games/ watch shows together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:39:06 2016 No.15802903 >>15802882 Never ever, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:42:13 2016 No.15802913 >>15802845 The same way I put my pants on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:46:24 2016 No.15802926 >>15802882 That won't do. If we're happy the world will end.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:47:51 2016 No.15802935

>>15802913

Her hands are bigger than the sleeves at the shoulder, and they'd still be too big if she folded her hand up.

One of my few gripes about some of the designs is the paw/claw size. I don't mind them, but they're just so big that it makes it hard to wear things or even do tasks that require dexterity.

Plus they're too big to properly hold

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:54:43 2016 No.15802955 >>15802935 She just uses Wonderland magic to put her clothes on. >Plus they're too big to properly hold They're for holding her Anon. >>15797140

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:57:15 2016 No.15802965

>>15802935
My crackpot theory is that all monstergirl clothes that aren't made to be zipped/buttoned into are semi-elastic, whether from tailoring or magic. The fabric will stretch to allow larger or more oddly formed appendages slip in without shredding the material. And as that wock demonstrates, it also has the benefit of being very form-fitting.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:58:58 2016 No.15802970

>>15802935
I don't really know how I feel about big claws.

They look pretty dumb. It would be hard to wear things, hold small objects such as forks and glasses and handholding could be quite troublesome. However, at least for dragons, those big hands provide protection and I guess strength, which makes sense since dragons being all powerful and shit wouldn't need to wear cute clothes like sundresses or school outfits.

I like to think that since they can revert back to their true form, they can also let the mamono mana sink in a little bit more, making the scales smaller in order to prove they won't smash your bones when they hug you. There is also clothes made by spider girls, which are pretty durable.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:01:20 2016 No.15802983

>>15802970
>since dragons being all powerful and shit wouldn't need to wear cute clothes
Hold. The. Hell. Up. No. Fuck you.

I just let them change claw size to deal with this; big and meaty when you want it, closer to human size when you don't. It's an asspull, but it solves so many problems.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:08:41 2016 No.15803007 File: 1.10 MB, 1200x800, 4b2badf2acfcefc9512466c3ab786400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15802965 At least your semen demons just run around in nothing but metal nipple clamps. Don't have to worry about all this fancy clothing bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:10:34 2016 No.15803021 >>15802970 I like the big stupid hands and retard strength. It makes them semi-dependent on you for mundane tasks (opening jars of pickles), and having to be delicate to not hurt you is endearing.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:16:20 2016 No.15803037
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>>15803021
This guy gets it. That's one of the things I love with wyverns. All that warrior pride goes right out the window when she has to ask for your help putting on anything more complicated than her own panties every day. Just picturing the blush on her face when she has to ask for help like a little girl getting ready for school makes me giggle.

And the idea that something capable of murdering you a dozen different ways is able to be delicate enough for intimacy is really sweet.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:21:12 2016 No.15803043

>>15803021
That's what I like about them too.

For example, even though a Dragon has lived her whole life alone, she was never able to cook fancy food and clean her hoard and lair. That's where I come in with near-Kiki levels of skills.

The part where she can kill you with just a flick is pretty cute too. Can you imagine how romantic it would be once you grab her hand and nuzzle your face in it, proving that you fully trust and isn't scared of her?

Dragons are so fucking cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:22:06 2016 No.15803048 File: 396 KB, 1189x817, sleepwyvern.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15803037 If I had posted this before, sorry for repeating..

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:23:27 2016 No.15803052 >>15803043 I love this dynamic about Dragons too We need more of it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:26:06 2016 No.15803064 >>15803048 >Cleanish lineart You spoil me, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:27:17 2016 No.15803068 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, watch out for feral junkie cubs, one never knows what they may do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:27:40 2016 No.15803070 Time for a new monstergirl? http://imgur.com/gallery/UneG6Mz

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:29:27 2016 No.15803075 File: 217 KB, 1253x909, damn you, latenight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15803052 At least we have this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:29:36 2016 No.15803077 >>15803048 >I will never have an adoptive Wyvern daughterfu with a thick butt Also, it's lovely to see a lineart version of that piece.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:29:58 2016 No.15803079 File: 208 KB, 952x589, 1472269137440.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't give up

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:30:55 2016 No.15803081

>>15803021
>>15803037
>>15803043
> mgs needing help with mundane human things and being constantly grateful / impressed by your dexterity
> mgs being very careful with you in romance & sexy times because you're her delicate glass-like human who needs to be held softly by her bone-crushing strength

Some fucking patrician taste right here anons. This is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:32:30 2016 No.15803087 >>15803079 But I already have

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:33:04 2016 No.15803090 >>15803079 I won't

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:39:57 2016 No.15803115 Has anyone here read Shin Mazinger Zero? Because goddamn I'd fuck Minerva-X until I passed out have you seen that shit? I want an Automaton like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:44:00 2016 No.15803123 Honey bees are the cutest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 00:08:43 2016 No.15803184 >>15802857 Now this is quality content.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 00:36:50 2016 No.15803274 >>15803115 I have read the first few chapters of that, And I agree with you

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 00:39:38 2016 No.15803281 >>15803274 >Super Robot Girl >Skintight suit >That fuckin' ass >Literally has an orgasm when the Pileder docks with Mazinger Z Super Robot Automatons WHEN?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 00:41:16 2016 No.15803287 >>15803281 I forgot to mention how mad I am that the only porn I can find is either of the original Minerva-X from the anime, or that shitty trap version from the Robot Girls anime.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 00:44:53 2016 No.15803294 >>15803287 shitty trap version?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 00:46:28 2016 No.15803300 >>15803079 When I get back home, I'll put up my new drawing. I tried to color it, but it didn't really work out because the pencil smudged too much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 00:47:59 2016 No.15803304 >>15803294 There was an anime where a bunch of giant robots were cute girls instead. In a twist everyone should've seen coming, Minerva-X was actually a trap in that show. A trap attracted to Mazinger-chan, but a trap all the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 00:48:44 2016 No.15803306 >>15803300 i just finished a drawing myself. it turned out ok actually but i still have a long way to go

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 00:50:51 2016 No.15803313 >>15803306 Surely the Muses will one day give us some sugar for this.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 00:52:04 2016 No.15803315
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>>15802856
>Cute, loving relationship with a Lilim.
>All her sisters can't believe how lewd she is for holding hands with a human.
>They all blush and look away when she describes your cute names for each other.

>>15802882
I'd really like an actual relationship with one too.

>QT Salamander who loves to cuddle.
>A Magitek nerd who builds weird stuff when she's not working out or watching TV.
>Walking home from the gym, talking about a TV show you both watch.
>Jumped by gang of Paladins who don't believe actual love can exist between Monsters and people.
>Pic related.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 00:54:31 2016 No.15803321

>>15803315
>All her sisters can't believe how lewd she is for holding hands with a human.
>They all blush and look away when she describes your cute names for each other.
I wonder how they'd react to knowing that we spend most nights cuddling on the couch playing video games?
And that most of our sex is gentle and involves eye contact and kissing?

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:11:15 2016 No.15803364

>>15803315
That sounds pretty great man, plus i can agree that would one very cute salamander. Also the idea of coming home from after a good hard session at the gym so you can sit down and play video games together with her to unwind/ have fun just sounds perfect in my book.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:11:22 2016 No.15803366 File: 274 KB, 748x1069, 1424972553336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The shrine was destroyed by centuries of neglect, but now a priestess has awakened amidst the ruins. Awakened by the subconscious and subliminal call of The Chosen One.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:15:50 2016 No.15803373 >>15803366 The who?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:17:24 2016 No.15803377 >>15803373 One who would restore balance to her heart, not break it.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:17:25 2016 No.15803378

>>15803366
>The shrine was destroyed by centuries of neglect, but now a priestess has awakened amidst the ruins.
I know that picture is a Shirohebi but I can't help but imagine a Ryu awakening in the ruins of her shrine and calling out to attendants and priests who've been dead for centuries before breaking down crying.
I want to help bring back her smile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:19:55 2016 No.15803384 >>15803377 That's not really a chosen one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:27:07 2016 No.15803394 >>15803384 Her heart's chosen is not enough?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:30:39 2016 No.15803404 >>15803394 Chosen One usually means a person the world from destruction. All she did was have a dream about the kind of guy she likes, this isn't some sekirei shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:31:48 2016 No.15803407 >>15803404 Not everything has to be about saving the world. Isn't saving her enough? Shirou decided to save Sakura, so why won't you do the same?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:35:43 2016 No.15803418 >>15803407 That is a really bad comparison because Sakura was fucking trash.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:40:51 2016 No.15803431

>>15803404
Obsessively romantic shirohebi are great though. Or an occultist shirohebi that reads a little too much into her own dreams, twists horoscopes and astrology into matchmaking, practices uncomfortably long palm-reading, and burns her voodoo effigy of you with her fire.

Unhealthy romance is the best kind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:43:47 2016 No.15803442 >>15803431 Your tastes are remarkable my compadre. Unhealthy obsessions and yandere tendencies are the best traits an mg can havee

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:49:10 2016 No.15803451 >>15803431 I'd say the only monstergirl I'd be comfortable with having that kind of personality is a Ghoul. Mainly because she'd just cut to the chase and sneak into my bed to rape me with her mouth until I loved her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:51:17 2016 No.15803457 File: 1.35 MB, 1280x1816, 1448453434941.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gazer-chan won the lottery, and now she's fabulous! I bet all you "Dragon"fags would become her bitches in a heartbeat!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:52:43 2016 No.15803460 How do I come to terms with the fact that I'm a huge slut who would only put up a token resistance before letting a bunch of smug monstergirls run a pussy train on me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:53:04 2016 No.15803461 >>15803457 Nah, I'm good. But congrats on the lotto!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:54:14 2016 No.15803464 >>15803460 By dressing in skimpy clothing, working out and grooming yourself in anticipation of 2017. Soon you will know what it's like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:58:24 2016 No.15803467 File: 122 KB, 1200x625, eyesontheoutside.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15803457 I prefer my Gazers hungry for forbidden knowledge. "Fear the fallen gods, oniichan. By the Demon Lord, fear them."

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:03:02 2016 No.15803483

>>15795932
That just sounds like a recipe for a death world full of Mad Max type warlords, any semblance of society and technological and magical advancements marred by paranoia, allies of convenience and the faint hints of humanity perverted in both the sexual and social sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:04:29 2016 No.15803487 >>15795950 I know, we already seen all of them, we know the new girls are named and finished, this is waiting for flavor text. At least we all got other things to do, or else the wait would simply be agonizing.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:06:33 2016 No.15803494

>>15803483
You forget senpai, there is always a dere side to the yan. They need to be able to maintain just enough of a normal facade to be able to give off the impression of a regular girl to the public. Otherwise, they might be separated from their love, and that can not happen.

I'd imagine 'sudden disappearances' to be common in such a place. There would be a sort of silent agreement that any girl that got big ideas to confess her love or steal a love interest away would be 'disposed of' by their competition silently. Thus, being the first to act isn't always a wise choice here unless you can get the jump on all opponents.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:07:57 2016 No.15803499

>>15796418
>Not bothering to live so he can produce quality works as tribute to his waifu
>Not using every day and living it to the fullest to prove he is worthy of waifu
>Not improving upon his self worth so he can show he can be a person to make waifu happy as waifu makes him happy

Post mortem reviews are overrated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:08:59 2016 No.15803502 >>15796497 I was studying Japanese, math, drawing and walking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:10:31 2016 No.15803510 Reverse trap monster girls are really cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:12:54 2016 No.15803519 >>15796418 >All that shit taste

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:17:03 2016 No.15803530 >>15803457 MG lottery would most likely have husbands as prizes The idea of a Gazer who tries to seduce men by showing off her wealth instead of just hypnotizing them is an attractive one nonetheless

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:32:09 2016 No.15803562 >>15803461 >2017 can we let the meme die?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:34:02 2016 No.15803568 >>15803562 Anon no! You have to believe in the meme magic!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:36:12 2016 No.15803574 File: 265 KB, 1000x1000, 1434603842040.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15803562 No. The fire rises. Baneposting crashed a plane. Share the Urouge memes resulted in the character becoming important in One Piece. Memes shape reality.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:36:18 2016 No.15803575 >>15803568 There's not enough of us for that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:36:42 2016 No.15803577 >>15803562 It will kill itself off anon, just 16 months to go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:39:01 2016 No.15803583 >>15803574 The memes can't be controlled, they will consume us all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:39:51 2016 No.15803584 >>15803574 It's not going to happen anon. 2017 will just be like any other year.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:41:24 2016 No.15803593 >>15803562 Eh, it's harmless. The way I see it, either 2017 comes and goes with nothing happening or we get monstergirls. One is obviously less likely than the other but it's not hurting anyone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:41:37 2016 No.15803594 >>15803584 That's what you said about 2012, yet the world ended and I went to Hell, and here I am.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:44:49 2016 No.15803603 >>15803594 I was going to say something then I thought about it for second before deciding to not argue with that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:15:10 2016 No.15803661 File: 274 KB, 900x1200, 1427639887541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So how many people here would like to get /fit/ with their waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:19:45 2016 No.15803666 >>15803661 Not me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:19:45 2016 No.15803667 >>15803661 I'd like to work out at the gym with my hellhound waifu. I want to get hot and sweaty before getting carried off for "post workout relief".

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:20:16 2016 No.15803669 >>15803666 Satan please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:23:23 2016 No.15803675 >>15803661 I'll be come a wrestling submission expert!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:30:26 2016 No.15803688 >>15803675 The turtle girls will start stalking you

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:37:03 2016 No.15803701 >>15803688 As we are on this topic, is eating out a umi osho considered "turtle soup"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:42:10 2016 No.15803710 >>15803701 I think I gagged a little. Calling it a "soup" is just... There's better words to use, i'm certain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:45:46 2016 No.15803714 >>15803584 in 2017 the Elves will arrive from space and lead us to the promised land!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:45:52 2016 No.15803715 >>15803701 thats filthy anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:47:16 2016 No.15803717 >>15803701 >Cant unthink "chunks" I hope your dick painfully rots off you bastard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:47:37 2016 No.15803718 >>15803714 I want a Dark Elf

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:48:37 2016 No.15803720 Turgid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:49:03 2016 No.15803721 File: 285 KB, 702x917, Ohohoho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15803718 Me too. I find their way of life appealing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:50:05 2016 No.15803726 >>15803720 hI aLp!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:50:09 2016 No.15803727 >>15803721 Dark Elves are lewd! Even for Elves!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:50:45 2016 No.15803728 >>15803721 I'm gonna flip one's way of life on it's head by pinning her down and mating pressing her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:51:23 2016 No.15803730 >>15803728 >turns out she's a power bottom Elves be sneaky.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:54:04 2016 No.15803735 >>15803730 Damn those crafty Elves!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 04:08:17 2016 No.15803751 How would you feel about penguin girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 04:08:18 2016 No.15803752 >>15803720 Gonna shove my turgid tallywhacker down an alp's throat to shut her up

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 04:09:22 2016 No.15803755 >>15803726 >>15803752 It's Bob's wordy-doody, you jerkalingers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 04:10:23 2016 No.15803757 >>15803751 Penguins are such silly creatures. And fat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 04:14:22 2016 No.15803763 >>15803661 Me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 04:15:14 2016 No.15803765 >>15803751 Noot noot during sex would be a cute boner kill

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 04:18:57 2016 No.15803772 File: 172 KB, 933x1300, 1396557022472.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15803765 NOOT NOOT

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 04:29:01 2016 No.15803789 >>15803765 >>15803772 Thinking back to Pingu, the whole of the show was basically just him trolling people and his sister pissing & shitting all over the floor every episode, wasn't it? He's basically snow Pepe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 04:33:45 2016 No.15803794 >>15803772 That Penguin with the eyebrows is intense!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 04:40:03 2016 No.15803802 File: 662 KB, 1280x1890, 032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Haughty snake loli. I'm actually not sure where the snake part is coming from. https://exhentai.org/g/973596/e3ebff74e5/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 04:40:53 2016 No.15803803 >>15803802 >ree ree ree ree...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 05:01:26 2016 No.15803832 >>15803803 You're making me think of the frog girl in a net.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 05:02:25 2016 No.15803835 File: 3.29 MB, 2064x1716, 1473238945726.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't think even a Leanan Sidhe would forgive me for this. >tfw when special needs kids can draw better than you

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 05:04:50 2016 No.15803837 >>15803835 >Y-You're improving Anon!.. >...Sort of. Then you can hear her crying that night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 05:05:55 2016 No.15803839 >>15803835 Is that Pickles?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 05:06:24 2016 No.15803841 >>15803837 And then I never see her again because she drank herself to a stupor and got run over by a Japanese Truck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 05:07:25 2016 No.15803843 >>15803839 A what now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 05:08:00 2016 No.15803844 >>15803841 Damn japanese trucks, whoever thought they'd be safer without brakes was insane.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 05:21:36 2016 No.15803862 >>15803843 A drummer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 05:22:40 2016 No.15803863 >>15803862 That some kind of American fast-food thingamabob? Pickles drummer? What's in it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 05:42:42 2016 No.15803886 >>15803844 I need a MG version of this

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 05:42:59 2016 No.15803887 >>15803862 >Not, "The drummer" One job, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 05:45:56 2016 No.15803894 >>15803886 What, Maximum Overdrive with a lewd girl's head in place of the Green Goblin's?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 05:54:34 2016 No.15803905 >>15803894 thats got me thinking about things I probably should not be thinking about

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 05:56:18 2016 No.15803907 >>15803905 Fill up her tank, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 05:58:07 2016 No.15803913 >KC didn't release the profile of another of the new girls I'm sad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 06:08:54 2016 No.15803939 >tfw no vampire mistress with chuuni tendencies >"The demon lord was weak, WITNESS TRUE POWER"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 06:18:22 2016 No.15803957 >>15803887 Forgive me, for I have failed you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 06:27:43 2016 No.15803976 File: 359 KB, 1285x1056, 1436796435980.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whacha daydreamin' 'bout there boya?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 06:27:55 2016 No.15803977 >>15803913 Looks like we're getting one every two weeks or one every month at this rate. God damn it KC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 06:30:31 2016 No.15803983 >>15803976 Tiny tigers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 06:33:00 2016 No.15803985 >>15803977 This is punishment for the leaks, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 06:33:26 2016 No.15803986 >>15803976 Soft, bottom heavy hinezumis in thongs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 06:35:18 2016 No.15803988 >>15803976 Dominatrix Wurms.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 06:44:32 2016 No.15804000

>>15803985
I'd view it less as "Punishment" and more him thinking he could take his time making the final touch-ups and such, since people already know who all the new girls are...

Quick poll. Which would people rather? Having gotten a dump of the character art for all the new girls at once after the month or two of hype build-up? Or have them drip-fed, translations at all, at a weekly pace following the event?

No guarantee the latter is what would have happened anyway, but still, let's just say.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 06:46:10 2016 No.15804005 >>15803976 submissive dragons and tigers

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 06:46:10 2016 No.15804006 >>15803976 Reptilian lolibutt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 06:47:13 2016 No.15804008 >>15804005 Dom Dormice?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 06:50:34 2016 No.15804016 >>15803976 The combination pizza hut and taco bell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 06:51:26 2016 No.15804017 >>15803976 Pregnant alps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 06:52:06 2016 No.15804018 >>15804008 Fat salamanders

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 06:54:01 2016 No.15804022 >>15804017 Well congratulations, that girl just puked all over you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 06:59:10 2016 No.15804036 >>15804018 Black vampires.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:12:50 2016 No.15804068 >>15804036 MGE blade when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:14:04 2016 No.15804072 >>15804068 Those were some silly movies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:14:34 2016 No.15804074 >>15804036 Blackulas?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:17:19 2016 No.15804080 >>15804072 Still somewhat entertaining, or at least what I remember of them. I could be wrong, but the third movie is the one with triple H and the vampire poodle right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:20:29 2016 No.15804087 File: 595 KB, 960x1373, Dhampir.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15804080 > but the third movie is the one with triple H and the vampire poodle I would SO watch this with a Dhampir.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:22:25 2016 No.15804092 >>15804072 Listen all you motherfuckers

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:23:55 2016 No.15804096 >>15804080 It wasn't a poodle, it was still some little annoying dog though. Also that ryan reynolds guy is in it, that tends to be a plus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:25:15 2016 No.15804101 >>15804096 It certainly didn't save Green Lantern though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:25:56 2016 No.15804105 >>15804087 >tfw no Dhampir maid/bodyguard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:26:58 2016 No.15804108 >>15804101 DC's cape shit has been 50/50 since dark knight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:29:15 2016 No.15804115 File: 287 KB, 1113x2000, 1433267226202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15804108 I blame WB and Hack Snyder. Moving on. So is pic related a Vampire? She doesn't look remarkably different from a human but I had her in my MG folder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:36:09 2016 No.15804135 >>15804108 >Some people liked bats v supes, others want snyder banned from DC movies. >some like suicide squad, others want leto gone from acting.. DC cant catch a break Keeping this on topic, what monster would make a good joker?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:38:33 2016 No.15804141 File: 508 KB, 1280x2005, Poison Ivy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15804135 None, because he's a man. Let's talk about Dryad Ivy instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:39:01 2016 No.15804143 >>15804135 A insane vanilla succubus or a mad hatter without the wonderland connection.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:39:51 2016 No.15804147 >>15804143 But Mad Hatter is already a Batman villain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:41:09 2016 No.15804152 >>15804147 hence the "no wonderland connection" and if they only had the innsanity

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:42:02 2016 No.15804156 >>15804115 I think that's a dragon. I know, I know, no scales or wings or what-have-you, but something about the design reminds me of a certain dragon that bites heads off fish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:43:39 2016 No.15804163 >>15804141 Flashpoint joker was a woman (cheap excuse but its there)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:45:42 2016 No.15804168 >>15804163 Do you think that Flashpoint Batman and Joker actually got divorced after they became arch-enemies?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:46:13 2016 No.15804172 >>15804156 Well it's still a gorgeous ass and I want her to sit on my face with it. >>15804163 And also MARTHA!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:47:30 2016 No.15804177 >>15804141 Of course ivy wouldn't want to talk about men.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:48:44 2016 No.15804181 >>15804177 She loves it when they play with her feet though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:49:25 2016 No.15804185 >>15804168 Id they didn't that would be beautiful Hell a story like that could work for monster girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:49:55 2016 No.15804186 >>15804172 Namaniku ATK Butts are fantastic butts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:54:49 2016 No.15804203 File: 131 KB, 328x446, FEET.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15804181 Plant girls and feet!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:55:51 2016 No.15804209 >>15804203 >sucking off the roots NO SHE NEEDS THAT NUTRIENT LIQUID TO LIVE

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 07:57:19 2016 No.15804215 >>15804209 You can give her some new ones, if you know what I mean

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:00:35 2016 No.15804224 >>15804209 Actually according to the guide the feet absorb the saliva as nutrient. >cant unthink that you can make a living on what is pretty much plant girl bunion

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:00:48 2016 No.15804226 >>15804203 That thumbnail looked like the guy had a massive boner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:01:59 2016 No.15804230 >>15804226 Oh I'm sure he has.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:03:25 2016 No.15804233 >>15804141 If Ivy was hit by a ton of mamono mana and corrupted into an MGE-style monster girl, she'd go after Batman with the intent to fuck him through the floor of the Bat Cave. It'd be great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:06:01 2016 No.15804241 >>15804233 Batman could make a harem out of the women in his rouges gallery, though knowing him he would probably just fuck catwoman and wonder woman and be done with it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:07:19 2016 No.15804249 File: 2.63 MB, 2700x3150, Dualwielding Maus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hand over the cheese and nobody gets hurt!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:08:05 2016 No.15804252 >>15804000 The later would be preferable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:08:24 2016 No.15804255 >>15804241 1. Wonder Woman is not in his rogue's gallery 2. Talia is the one he has a kid with

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:11:54 2016 No.15804264 >>15804255 My bad about wonder woman also I completely forgot about Talia and Damian.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:12:47 2016 No.15804268 >>15804252 Then I am sorry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:13:43 2016 No.15804271 >>15804249 B-but you took everything last week!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:14:31 2016 No.15804275 >>15804271 Not the cock-cheese. You've been saving some for her, haven't you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:14:50 2016 No.15804276 >>15804249 Touch my cheese and we'll get to see what noise a mouse makes when she is swung by the tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:14:50 2016 No.15804277 >>15804264 To be fair, Damien is one of the worst things in comics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:14:55 2016 No.15804278 >>15804268 KC?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:15:19 2016 No.15804282 >>15804249 The only cheese I have os the one in the moon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:16:11 2016 No.15804283 >>15804282 We gonna Wallace & Gromit this shit and get on the fucking Moon for some cheese on our crackers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:16:35 2016 No.15804285 >>15804278 No, the guy who dumped all the character art. And apparently earned us KC's ire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:18:41 2016 No.15804288 >>15804277 I thought people liked Robin #5? Also to keeping this relevant (Kinda). how about we make another super hero monster outside of super wurm?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:19:33 2016 No.15804290 >>15804000 I'm fine with how things happened. >>15804278 It's KC's fault for not expecting it to happen the moment he published the book. He knows everything of his gets scanned and it shouldn't have came as a surprise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:20:35 2016 No.15804294 >>15804288 Like what? Justice Wing the Wyvern?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:21:09 2016 No.15804296 >>15804283 It's all a lie and I'm just trying to get rid of all mouse girl from earth by sending them to the moon.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:21:59 2016 No.15804298

>>15804288
>I thought people liked Robin #5?
From what i can remember, he is seen as whiny, tends to shit on tim and dick for no reason, then he died and came back with superman teir powers for a while.

If any one cares enough, correct me where im wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:23:04 2016 No.15804302 >>15804296 We're whalers on the Moon~ We carry a harpoon~ >>15804298 Damien is literally the same shit that Jason was, and people voted to have Jason die because of it. So no, people don't like him.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:23:58 2016 No.15804307

>>15804298
I haven't paid much attention to comics in years.

I just know that his character in the newer Batman-focused DCAU Movies is fucking unbearable.

>>15804302
Jason's fun now that they made him literally the edgiest faggot possible, and gave him all the coolest costumes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:27:09 2016 No.15804319 >>15804294 Yeah something like that. justice wing sounds like it came from the 90's. >No super hero waifu that wants your dick as reward for saving the day

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:29:20 2016 No.15804324 >>15804319 Gave me a idea for a superhero dragon that does the glasses disguise thing, and it works despite her being the only dragon in the city.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:31:22 2016 No.15804330 >>15804319 90's XTREEM edgy sounds like something a Wyvern might consider cool. >>15804324 Bloody bollocks mate.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:49:33 2016 No.15804394

>>15804330
XTREEM 2 THE MAX 90's Wyvern
>a dark and mysterious past... that she forgot
>a promise to a man she never meet
>a villain who works in the construction industry and uses the collateral damage from each time Super Wyvern "saves" the city to build the next batch of cyborg ninjas
>long coats, dark shades and easily torn tanktops

Sign me the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:52:47 2016 No.15804402 >>15803939 Would she be a womanllet? Would she have a cool mom?

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:58:53 2016 No.15804426

>>15803939
>YOU will never be your vampire mistress' chuuni boy toy
>YOU will never rope her into wearing matching fuligin and crimson capes in public
>she will never eventually stop telling you that no matter how many times she bites you you're not going to become a vampire
>YOU will never stab her with your Gungnir

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 09:09:41 2016 No.15804468 >>15804402 Yes, tiny vampire with a cool and angry mom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 09:28:59 2016 No.15804544 File: 61 KB, 1280x720, freddys cute claw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15804115 That's a Freddy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 09:36:12 2016 No.15804559 >>15804394 Let's not forget hair that reaches down below the waistline on every woman and 'roid muscles with bulging veins on every man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 09:42:31 2016 No.15804582 File: 312 KB, 1600x1258, 1400704302923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15804544 >you will never take a bath with freddy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 09:51:16 2016 No.15804613 >>15804115 >>15804544 >>15804582 She's an alien, not a vampire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yxVG46ZYrg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 09:52:44 2016 No.15804617 >>15804582 Taking baths with dragons is dangerous. They might try to wash you in order to clean and polish their most precious treasure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 09:53:31 2016 No.15804620 >>15804617 Taking baths with Black Dragons is the worst, they make you smell all lemony.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 09:56:50 2016 No.15804625 >>15804620 >they make you smell all lemony. I think you're confusing lemons and sulphur, probably because they're both yellow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 09:58:57 2016 No.15804630 >>15804625 No, Black Dragons produce acid, and citrus is acidic, ergo lemony smell. I would know, I wrote about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:03:10 2016 No.15804638 >>15804630 >No, Black Dragons produce acid, and citrus is acidic, ergo lemony smell. I would know, I wrote about it. The math checks out

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:04:12 2016 No.15804641 >>15804620 I know how some black dragons can be. They say "Look at my scales. They're clean!". It's dusty and dirty, but the black just makes it hard to see. Silly embarrassed dragon. You can't escape me cleaning your scales.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:04:19 2016 No.15804643

>>15804617
>bakadere dragon gives you a handjob
>you ask what she's doing and she plays it off as polishing and in no way a lewd act
>when she gets worked up she insists that you clean out her insides and mounts you
>turns out she didn't know what she was doing and it catches her by surprise when it starts to feel good
The things I'd give for that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:04:52 2016 No.15804644 >>15804630 Strong acids don't smell anything like that though. At best they smell like drain cleaner and at worst like your nose is burning because it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:05:30 2016 No.15804645 File: 363 KB, 1536x2048, 1460200590477.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do I have to do to see a Dormouse with huge stonkin' tits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:05:48 2016 No.15804646 >>15804644 There is a very simple explanation to this, and it goes as follows. >Fuck you, I'm a Dragon. ROAR!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:08:19 2016 No.15804655 >>15804645 Give her plenty of holst milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:08:46 2016 No.15804657 >>15804645 Give her holst milk

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:10:05 2016 No.15804662 >>15804646 I have a simpler explanation. "Alp is a faggot." Bonus, mine has many more applications than just dragons. It works on smelly centipedes, bad homemade porno plots, lots of stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:11:31 2016 No.15804668 >>15804662 You had to go and make it personal, huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:15:43 2016 No.15804676 >>15804668 I probably wouldn't normally but the whole lemony fresh bit is fucking worn out at this point. I'm tired of you posting it ever single time a black dragon comes up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:16:58 2016 No.15804679 >>15804668 Shut up and write about a Gremlin inventing a robot tentacle rape monster that turns on her already!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:18:45 2016 No.15804682 >>15804655 >>15804657 Why not just make cheese out of holst milk?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:19:31 2016 No.15804683 >>15804676 You people really do just make shit up about things you like to imagine me doing, huh? >>15804679 Did you miss the memo? I'm an artist now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:20:05 2016 No.15804685 >>15804682 Because a mouse that eats too much cheese gets chunky

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:25:33 2016 No.15804691 >>15804685 But wouldn't having her drink a lot of milk have the same effect?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:28:16 2016 No.15804701 >>15804691 Nah, cheese needs more milk to make then you'd think. 1 pound of cheese needs 10 pounds of milk

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:39:53 2016 No.15804734 File: 1.51 MB, 2376x1772, 1434400025993.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You've caught your Elf Butler in a compromising position! This is highly unorthodox!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:41:07 2016 No.15804737 >>15804734 But girls can't be butlers

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:42:37 2016 No.15804743 >>15804737 They can if they wear men's suits and kill people for their vast inheritances.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:44:08 2016 No.15804749 File: 129 KB, 644x1000, 4d06c3cfa1d28c38a842ba73f0921f2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15804734 More like buttler. >>15804737 Because girls look hot in butlers uniforms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:48:24 2016 No.15804758 >>15804683 You should draw your black dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:50:16 2016 No.15804764 >>15804758 I did. You'll find two pieces of my art in this very thread. Look for them if you've the stomach for it. Not for the faint of heart, obviously. Dare you enter my magical realm?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:53:32 2016 No.15804769 >>15804764 Oh. Didn't know that was you and even replied to you. I thought you only did MS paint drawings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 10:54:33 2016 No.15804773 >>15804734 >>15804737 >>15804743 The Butler did it with everyone in every room? >>15804769 There comes a time when new avenues of whoring for attention must be pursued.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:07:57 2016 No.15804807 File: 247 KB, 700x997, 1425218603241.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it really rape o'clock already?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:12:21 2016 No.15804819 >>15804807 It's dead o'clock with no undeads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:14:54 2016 No.15804824 File: 1.71 MB, 1137x2000, 1437412547510.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15804819 Shh, she's busy.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:18:27 2016 No.15804837

>>15804135
See, I thought the first half of Man of Steel was pretty good. Clark rescuing the dudes from the oil rig was the best scene in that thing.
But the second half was pretty crummy, not to mention the whole "Son I have to go and walk into this tornado now to rescue a dog and don't try to save me even though you are literally indestructible and can run laps around a speeding bullet. Okay bye now hope this doesn't traumatise you lol."

And with BvS, I thought the second half was better than the first. Wonder Woman was actually badass, her theme fucking rocked, and it was mostly solid.
But then there was pretty much everything else terrible with the movie
Like "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME", the stupid fucking dream sequences, Lex Luthor being played by an older Micheal Cera, and those stupid, retarded fucking self-indulgent wankoff dream sequences.

But to answer your question, maybe a Dark Priest without all the sex, but lots of horrible murder, corruption, and death of hope and soul.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:21:05 2016 No.15804843 File: 227 KB, 800x880, 1455170750815.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15804837 >Son I have to go and walk into this tornado now Don't forget Pa Kent's >Maybe you SHOULD have let those kids die

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:25:45 2016 No.15804851 >>15804807 It's high rape somewhere in the world

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:27:33 2016 No.15804858 >>15804837 I never thought of Jessie eisenburg as a older Micheal Cera until now Is it bad that I actually prefer the knives ending to the scott pilgrim movie compared to the normal ending and the the books? Dark priest joker would be awesome

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:28:46 2016 No.15804862

>>15804837
I think people dying over animals is dumb in general but it's extra stupid to show somebody out on a farm doing it. There's so much out in the country that kills your animals, you just have to come to terms with their mortality. You love them and they're your friends for as long as you're lucky enough to have them around, but you don't risk your life for something that's likely going to die some other way in a couple years.

It just made that whole dumb scene even dumber.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:33:36 2016 No.15804879 All this capeshit in the thread makes me want one of succubi types dressed as supergirl or powergirl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:34:53 2016 No.15804882 >>15804879 I want a Dark Elf dressed up as Wonder Woman to teach me all about submission to loving authority.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:36:22 2016 No.15804885 File: 343 KB, 900x1293, cute wolf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember, there is a wolfu for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:37:53 2016 No.15804891 >>15804885 Well now!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:38:31 2016 No.15804893 >>15804885 I thought 12 beast was cancelled?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:39:50 2016 No.15804900 >>15804893 Where'd that come from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:40:20 2016 No.15804902 >>15804893 I think the chapters with this wolf girl are still untranslated

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:40:42 2016 No.15804904 >>15804885 That's pretty furry mate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:41:14 2016 No.15804907 >>15804879 Nobody gets anything till I get my living iron man armour!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:42:02 2016 No.15804911 >>15804907 I don't need any powers! I'll just put on a shirt with a skull on it and rape bad girls!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:42:02 2016 No.15804912 >>15804907 She has skin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:42:48 2016 No.15804917 >>15804907 Tony Stark made this in a cave with nothing but his dick and a box of scraps!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:44:22 2016 No.15804925 >>15804911 I would mind luke cages powers no smashed pelvis for me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:45:58 2016 No.15804935 >>15804925 Then you could start up Heroes for Hire with a Hinezumi.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:47:40 2016 No.15804943

>>15804843
Oh jeez, I forgot about that entirely.

>Okay, so Uncle Ben's "With great power comes great responsibility" line is one of the most famous lines in all of comic book history and superhero media
>It's succinct, and provides a moral foundation for one of the most righteous superheroes of all time, Spider-Man
>Many times the time has come into play, defining his character and helping him to overcome impossible challenges and save lives
>So, get this
>What if
>Just hold on a second
>What if
>I just do the fuckin' opposite of that

Fucking Zack Snyder. I actually respect some of the stuff he did and said in regards to the Watchmen movie, but there's so much wrong with the Superman movies, so much which is a reflection of his own failings, and so much bullshit he's spouted in regards to them, that he's more than nullified that respect.

>>15804858
Nah, I liked the way the film did the Knives ending. Too bad the joke serial killer ending was never added as a deleted scene.

>>15804862
You could pick apart that scene alone for layers and layers of idiocy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:49:55 2016 No.15804957 >>15804943 >Uncle Ben's As a nerd I feel compelled to point out that the line was originally said by the narrator in the narration box, not by Uncle Ben.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:52:03 2016 No.15804965 >>15804885 Lose the nose and that file name is true.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:52:39 2016 No.15804969

>>15804957
Huh, you're right. Never knew that before, but there it is.

>And a lean, silent figure slowly fades into the gathering darkness, aware at last that in this world, with great power there must also come – great responsibility!

How about that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:53:08 2016 No.15804972 >>15804935 Icing on the the cake is Im black, all I need to do is get in shape >not being able to do heroes for hire with a hinezumi I want this so bad it hurts

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:54:34 2016 No.15804980 >>15804972 But can you say Christmas as a curse word?

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:56:40 2016 No.15804986

>>15804885
Her fur looks like she's strapped a load of grey wool and sheaves of hay to her arms and legs.
Also, her limbs and waist are fucking noodle thin abominations.

I'd nuzzle her all over if that anatomy was fixed, though. I bet outside of Crab's stickgirl style, she's pretty damn fit and lean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:56:44 2016 No.15804987 >>15799185 >yeti face I drew a while ago is still being used I feel special

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:56:52 2016 No.15804989 >>15804980 I can if I try

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:57:46 2016 No.15804992 >>15804989 Then let's hope that our world converges with theirs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:58:14 2016 No.15804994 >>15804965 I don't want her to be cosplay-tier

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:59:24 2016 No.15804997 >>15804986 She just wears band on her body. Nothing wrong with that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:59:30 2016 No.15804998 >>15804969 If you haven't read that 1960's early Marvel stuff, you should.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:02:24 2016 No.15805007 File: 115 KB, 366x295, 1453513801525.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15804994 >without a furry button nose she's cosplay-tier Nigga she already has a fluffy tail and paws. But if that's what you want, maybe these threads aren't for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:03:23 2016 No.15805009 >>15805007 What about Manticores? And Anubis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:04:20 2016 No.15805014 >>15804998 Not him. I have read a proper comic since my library had inconsistent volumes and im to poor to colect the fact that my last reads were "deapool kills the marvel universe" and the begining to "dark night strikes agian" probably didnt help

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:05:07 2016 No.15805015 >>15805009 Manticores and Anubi aren't even furry so I have no idea what kind of point you're trying to make.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:05:28 2016 No.15805020 >>15804885 Where are her ribs?

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:05:56 2016 No.15805021

>>15804997
Actually, looking more and more at the accessories on her arms and legs, her design makes even less sense.
Like her legs have fur coming out from beneath her leggings, but then the leggings go UNDER her fluffy fur lower down, which is then covered by more leggings below the knees.

Even the Wonderland cosplay crap isn't as batshit as this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:06:19 2016 No.15805025 >>15805014 Yo-ho-ho, it's a pirate's life for me. Seriously, you're not hurting anyone by downloading scanlations of comics from the early 60's.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:09:24 2016 No.15805040 >>15805009 What about them? Also, anubis version of the mofucores when? You could call them mofubi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:09:45 2016 No.15805042 >>15805015 >Tail meme >Paw meme Have you seen Anubis and Manticores?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:11:23 2016 No.15805047 >>15805021 >Having unique design is bad Come on anon. Can't a girl be unique?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:11:34 2016 No.15805049 >>15804994 Still got paws and leg fluff, go yiff somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:11:52 2016 No.15805050 >>15805025 Im should get my reader program back ive been meaning to read the archie megaman stuff for a while now along with the 7+ years of marvel that make cyclops likeable Still, reading comics with a shy monster would be comfy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:11:52 2016 No.15805051 >>15805042 I have. What point are you actually trying to make in comparing them to the 12Beast wolfu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:12:35 2016 No.15805054 >>15805042 Yes, their face is still 100% human, that's the important part.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:13:31 2016 No.15805057 File: 158 KB, 604x553, 1424609732715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15805050 Which girl would be nerdy enough to read capeshit with me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:14:20 2016 No.15805062 >>15805054 A nose really makes that much of a difference?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:14:37 2016 No.15805064 File: 383 KB, 1280x960, 1470070419147.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15805042 Are you trying to justify posting cheesy Crabman girls by using non-furry girls as examples?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:14:49 2016 No.15805066 >>15805047 I'm not ragging on her because of a unique design. I'm ragging on her because her designs for the things covering her arms and legs physically make no sense. It's like some Escher-esque leggins burrowing into her skin or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:15:38 2016 No.15805072 >>15805057 Nerdy succubus? maybe a tengu or a sober oni

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:15:59 2016 No.15805074 >>15805051 Because apart from just the nose. The features are pretty much the same. Yet a button nose makes her 100% confirmed furry?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:16:39 2016 No.15805076 >>15805057 Demon recreational reading after a contract paperwork

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:16:56 2016 No.15805080 >>15805072 >a sober oni Now I'm imagining reading one of the bigger omnibuses like Colossal Conan in bed while she's holding it up for me with her unlimited strength. I didn't expect this development.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:17:27 2016 No.15805082 >>15805074 Oh, that's your point. I agree with the argument you're making, but remember where we are. Sense is unlikely to win out here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:18:06 2016 No.15805086 >>15805064 What classifies non-furry? Just because you don't like crabman doesn't mean the girls he design are shit.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:19:42 2016 No.15805090

>>15805062
Depends on who you ask.
I can see how if you actually saw a monstergirl with a human face but a black nose like that, it would appear very uncanny, especially to some. Personally, I think I'd be able to get over it, because otherwise she's just a very standard, very vanilla monstergirl. The nose doesn't get in the way of anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:26:36 2016 No.15805120 >>15805074 Yes. It's lite-furry and crossing a line, facial features are one thing an artist has to be careful off and crabman fucked up like he did for a lot of his designs outside of the main cast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:27:45 2016 No.15805130 File: 1.07 MB, 1594x1601, 1429432014696.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like it when they have predatory eyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:27:53 2016 No.15805131 >>15805074 >>15805120

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:33:13 2016 No.15805153 File: 246 KB, 600x800, You fucken wot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15805120 >lite-furry

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:34:28 2016 No.15805156

>>15805120
Ok we get it.
>C-Crab is shit!

But really? A nose? Is that it? I can understand characters like Polt being furry. But a nose? Because some people would say that fur, ears and paws is heavy furry, but yet a nose is what makes her furry by your standards? That's pretty stupid.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:37:33 2016 No.15805166

>>15805156
No Anon, you can't change the facial features at all, otherwise it's furry. Just like all the monoeyes, and all the monstergirls with differently coloured skin, or whiskers, or face scales. That's how this works.

It's hard to convey tone on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:49:09 2016 No.15805192 File: 412 KB, 526x1200, 1450601894398.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We all know this wolfu is the hottest and sexiest, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:50:58 2016 No.15805198 >>15805153 Wanna pick her up and carry her under my arm like a sack of potatoes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:51:39 2016 No.15805202 >>15805166 Putting animal noses and snouts on characters sure makes them furry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:51:44 2016 No.15805203 File: 24 KB, 347x307, The Thickest Wolfu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15805192 Niet. My special snowflake brown Werewolf is the best their is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:54:39 2016 No.15805216 >>15805202 >says me because my word is law

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:55:07 2016 No.15805219 >>15805216 I agree with him, no snouts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:56:46 2016 No.15805225 >>15805203 Thick werewolves are best werewolves. Especially when you tease them about being too soft to be fierce

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:57:41 2016 No.15805229 >>15805216 Says everyone except you two yokals that have been posting that stuff in here the last couple threads. It's like you don't even know why Polt got slammed as furry even before it was confirmed she had full body hair and six nipples.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:57:41 2016 No.15805230 >>15805216 Snouts and animal noses are furry as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 12:59:04 2016 No.15805234 >>15805203 >Brown >Black hair >Green eyes That's cheating, so it doesn't count. You can't just pull out my absolute ideal dream wolfgirl like that, and give her a sweater to boot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:00:05 2016 No.15805236 >>15805203 Why is no one here excited for this game? It seems fun. Also the guy just added Gazers and Monoeye compatibility.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:02:49 2016 No.15805243 Kobolds are better than wolfus anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:04:03 2016 No.15805247 >>15805236 It's a neat little time waster, but nothing really to be excited for.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:04:33 2016 No.15805256 >>15805243 You are a silly man

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:05:23 2016 No.15805258 >>15805229 >>15805230 >>15805219 My apologies. I really thought a snout wouldn't trigger this much autism.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:06:09 2016 No.15805263 >>15805236 Do you have a link?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:07:08 2016 No.15805270 >>15805258 You can stop shitposting whenever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:07:33 2016 No.15805272 >>15805258 The only autism is your own in doing this shit several threads in a row despite people telling you otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:07:38 2016 No.15805273 >>15805258 >"I didn't think [x] would cause this much autism" >Famous last words from man who posted in /mgt/ >Body never recovered

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:08:17 2016 No.15805278 >>15805258 It really shouldn't, considering how the trait isn't nearly as extreme as other things a few mgs have that people here like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:08:59 2016 No.15805281 >>15805270 https://twitter.com/PonmokyuGames This is the guy who makes it and does updates. I think https://sites.google.com/site/mamomusuchang/test-1 Is the latest demo he's put out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:12:32 2016 No.15805292 >>15805281 Thanks dude.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:17:19 2016 No.15805309

>>15805278
>>15805166
>>15805082

You can stop posting anytime. You sound like any other idiot that doesn't like that X isn't welcome here.

"It's ever so reasonable. I don't see the big deal about furry/futa/yuri etc. I don't see why everyone is so hostile. It should be fine. Just ignore it. It's not extreme. Why are you putting it on the same tier as things that are actually bad. X that I like isn't bad!"

Every time, it's the same old thing. Though I guess I forgot the part about calling everyone autists or implying they're stupid meanies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:17:42 2016 No.15805310 >>15805281 I'm on my phone right now, can you tell me what species are avaible for making?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:19:37 2016 No.15805317 >>15805130 I like it when they are dragons.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:21:42 2016 No.15805325

>>15805310
In the demo the profile species are

>Succubus
>Kikimora
>Harpy
>Werewolf
>Lamia
>Inari

And the one's he's posted for the next update are

>Cait Sith
>Gazer
>Devil

And obviously you can mix and match parts and colors so you can probably make some other similar species as well

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:23:56 2016 No.15805333 >>15805236 >Also the guy just added Gazers and Monoeye compatibility Does that mean I need to download a new version?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:24:24 2016 No.15805335 >>15805333 It's not out yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:24:48 2016 No.15805337 >>15805325 I see. Thanks. Hoping for my favorite species sometime soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:26:53 2016 No.15805343 I was too tired after work to practice drawing, so I made a really strong coffee and put like 5 teaspoons of sugar in because I wasn't paying attention. Also I haven't had coffee in at least 3 years. This is for you, art fairy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:28:11 2016 No.15805347 >>15805309 It's just a nose mah nigga.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:30:40 2016 No.15805358 >>15805343 I'm drawing for ar least 2 hours a day now. I'm finally getting into it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:35:48 2016 No.15805382 >>15805273 >Quote from man frozen by Yukionna >"What are you gonna do, freeze me?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:40:27 2016 No.15805397 >>15805358 Nice to hear you're getting into the swing of things. Gonna see if I can at least match that with dedicated practice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:47:35 2016 No.15805414 >>15805397 Sucks that I have work, school and house cleaning to do, but I guess I'm moving at a good pace. I just hope I won't work too hard and end up giving up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 13:57:24 2016 No.15805445 File: 1.55 MB, 3264x1836, 0907161045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I did...something...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:00:27 2016 No.15805452 >>15805445 What's with her ahoge?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:02:04 2016 No.15805454 >>15805452 Which one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:02:55 2016 No.15805458 Why does that 12Beastfag keep posting that furry?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:03:48 2016 No.15805460 >>15805454 All of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:04:13 2016 No.15805464 >>15805445 That salamander looks dateable. You draw some extra nice girls sometimes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:05:08 2016 No.15805468 >>15805454 Bottom-right. >>15805458 Probably out of spite for people calling out Poltfags. Hence why we have anons actively defending furry shit now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:07:34 2016 No.15805473 >>15805458 Probably excited over a new wolfu. I'd be too, if I read or was at all interested in the series.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:10:43 2016 No.15805480
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>>15805458
I think he's just trying to fuck with people who flip their shit over weird noses. Weird line to draw when there's people wanting to stick their dick in cloaca.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:10:55 2016 No.15805481 >>15805460 Ahoges are being touched and they are all reacting diffrtently. >>15805464 What a croc of shit. >>15805468 It's a severed hand holding into her ahoge. The crude blood should have hinted that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:12:39 2016 No.15805484 >>15805480 >Weird line to draw when there's people wanting to stick their dick in cloaca. Nobody here dicusses cloacafucking, and in the case that their is it comes courtesy of EMGfags shitting up the thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:13:38 2016 No.15805487 >>15805480 Fuck off furfag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:13:40 2016 No.15805488 >>15805480 >Implying cloaca is the final frontier for monster pussy Just imagine how incredibly inhuman and perfectly pleasurably tentacle girl vagina would be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:14:18 2016 No.15805489 >>15805481 >severed hand Remeber to stay away from dangerous ahoges.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:15:57 2016 No.15805493 >>15805489 Or the people they are attached to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:16:39 2016 No.15805494 >>15805480 I legitimately like her. But watching people flip their shit over a nose is still funny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:16:51 2016 No.15805497 >>15805493 What if an ahoge is attached to your friend by their neck and is slowly strangling them? Or parasitising them with the hair?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:18:03 2016 No.15805500 >>15805468 >m-muh poltfags are why I'm offended

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:18:28 2016 No.15805504 >>15805493 Those damn ahoge parasites are killing us and our girls. Take your waifu to the doctor in order to remove her ahoge today!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:18:44 2016 No.15805505 Fuck it, I can't draw when I'm still falling asleep at my desk. I'm sorry art fairy. I've failed you, even if it is for a brief nap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:19:01 2016 No.15805507 >>15805494 >admitting to be a shitposting cunt Just go back to /a/ you turbofaggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:19:55 2016 No.15805511 >>15805507 Nobody admitted to that, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:20:03 2016 No.15805512 >>15805480 Agreed. Posting a character her that has a different noseshouldn't always end with a 'furfag' outcry. Considering that all in all, a different nose isn't one of the biggest things that can set a girl apart in a mg setting

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:20:46 2016 No.15805515 >>15805497 >>15805504 Isn't an issue with a Kejourou around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:20:58 2016 No.15805516 >>15805507 Never intended to make you guys assblasted. You sort of just did it yourselves. But watching shit unfold isn't the reason I post her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:22:34 2016 No.15805526 File: 1.79 MB, 3264x1836, 0808161153.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15805505 Anon don't give up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:22:53 2016 No.15805530 >>15805515 Kejs are a parasite that grew up and got affected by mamono mana.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:23:00 2016 No.15805531 >>15805516 >the .less defense Hah! Haven't seen that one in awhile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:24:49 2016 No.15805536 >>15805445 Flick a yeti's ahoge like one of those springy door stoppers

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:26:59 2016 No.15805541 >>15805526 Thanks. Gimme an hour and I'll be back with pen in hand. Also, who is Haruka, and how much does she cost?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:28:02 2016 No.15805544 >>15805536 So it would wiggle and make a pleasant noise while annoying everyone nearby?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:29:38 2016 No.15805546 >>15805541 Are you having trouble with any specific body parts? I can't draw curves properly, my girls always end up looking like boards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:31:51 2016 No.15805558 Which monster girl will help me stop being a DYEL manlet?

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:32:55 2016 No.15805562

>>15805541
She's a filthy slut into anything for spare change. People bought her enough that now Rance 5D(yes, that is real and there are sadly no card games on motorcycles) and 6 are getting official translations.
Areyou ready for hot Kamilla, Felliss, and to cringe at how Annis wrecks your team harder than a demon copying the powers of a previous demon king?
Seriously, it's like a regular mage with the Int of a Wurm out-damaging and overpowering the MGE DL in magic, before casually using a super nuke as a bowling ball.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:36:11 2016 No.15805572

>>15805487
As you can see I posted an elf, which i'd say is considerably less furry than your "big meaty claws"

>>15805488
I wasn't about to bring up horsepussy, and I don't even know what you'd call the matango fuckers.

>>15805494
Starting shit for the purpose of starting shit isn't cool, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:36:52 2016 No.15805575 >>15805544 She will be making the pleasant noise but I don't think it will be annoying anyone

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:39:21 2016 No.15805581 File: 1.15 MB, 3264x1836, 0830160754.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15805541 Will we actually SEE your drawings? I post mine, the leadt you could do is post yours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:39:23 2016 No.15805583 >>15805512 I would definitely draw a line at "actually having a muzzle" though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:39:57 2016 No.15805585 >>15805572 Not shitposting. Like I said. I'm not posting for the sake of "le epic lols XD". I'm posting because I like her. It's just everyone gets unintentionally angry. That isn't my fault.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:40:26 2016 No.15805586 >>15805575 So she is making the noise? Manually? How...disturbed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:40:41 2016 No.15805589 Medusa is best Snek.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:41:16 2016 No.15805590 >>15805589 >Snake pubic hairs Truly best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:41:51 2016 No.15805593 >>15805589 Not while Shirohebi exists.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:43:15 2016 No.15805596 >>15804943 I find it hilarious how every Spiderman reboot desperately skirts around the phrase "With great power comes great responsibility", going to great lengths to word it in a more roundabout manner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:44:11 2016 No.15805598 >>15805586 Yetis build up energy and pleasure when their ahoge wiggles about, the noises are not door stop noises

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:46:00 2016 No.15805600 >>15805596 I prefer the time old saying: "With great powers comes the opportunity to abuse said powers for your own gain"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:47:11 2016 No.15805603 >>15805598 So if you flick their ahoge enough then they'll become miniature suns from the built up energy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:50:33 2016 No.15805608 >>15805581 I think he's >>15800138

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:51:12 2016 No.15805612 >>15805603 No one has survived a hug from a yeti whose had her ahoge wiggled for more than 30 minutes, thank you for participating in this venture for the good of Lich experiments

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:55:25 2016 No.15805619 File: 249 KB, 600x600, ecda266bf69d2c5c452a2e1adbd9ccc0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15805608 I-Is it Alp?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:56:44 2016 No.15805622 >>15805612 It's probably like linking the fire in DaS, only it's a flaming Yeti hugging you and she won't let go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:57:25 2016 No.15805626 File: 481 KB, 970x1078, 1473274645536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15805505 >Failing the art fairy Disgraceful. So are we posting our shitty attempts at drawing anything?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:57:27 2016 No.15805627 >>15805546 >>15805581 I'm too much of a beginner still. Unconfident in my lines, practicing basic perspective of simple 3d shapes. When I draw so much as a basic cartoony human head, it'll be a special occassion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:57:27 2016 No.15805628 >>15805619 Yep. We are encouraging alp to get better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:58:17 2016 No.15805631 >>15805626 Looks like Sylph as a Saturday morning cartoon villain.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:02:13 2016 No.15805637

>>15805628
Well, shit.
I can't mock him if he's good. I will only be able to mock Anubisfucker's gross overspending on Anubis art, or Mari being from Canadia if that happens.
>There's always .Less and B-
Not fun making fun of them anymore. It's like a Vampire: dry and stale.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:02:23 2016 No.15805638 >>15805627 I see. At the beginning where I was drawing mostly head and shapes I did it like, 3 times a week for one or two hours. Now that I got into it I don't have time, but I still try to do two hours everyday.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:04:51 2016 No.15805645 >>15805612 >GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD >Did you turn the thermostat up Dr. Gremlin? >I HAVE BEEN WIGGLING A YETI'S AHOGE FOR 8 DAYS

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:06:27 2016 No.15805650 Someone please link Ganbatte fairy, I'm trying to write but after reading all the stories by other writefags again my urge to continue is null. Please

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:06:52 2016 No.15805652 What's the longest a Yeti can go without a hug?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:07:16 2016 No.15805655 >>15805650 There's Ganbatte Chimera....

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:07:48 2016 No.15805657 >>15805650 >but after reading all the stories by other writefags again my urge to continue is null Writefag fairy tells you git gud fagit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:07:57 2016 No.15805658 I want to move to Alaska and live the rest of my life with a yeti girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:09:04 2016 No.15805661 >>15805657 I'm trying m8. But its hard when you got fuckers like Pennywise and Silent_II to compare yourself against.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:09:36 2016 No.15805663

>>15805652
11 days.
At 4 they exibit symptoms similar to heroine addicts who have not gotten high recently.
At 7 their hair starts falling out.
At 10 they experience severe pain throught their entire body: bones and all
At 11 all organs fail and life functions cease.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:11:57 2016 No.15805670 >>15805661 >not namedropped GIT GUD FAGIT

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:13:33 2016 No.15805674 File: 94 KB, 850x473, 1472095828781.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15805650

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:15:47 2016 No.15805680 >>15805674 Bless you dude. >>15805670 Tryin not to get called out on being an attention whore. Which I am, don't get me wrong. I just don't like being CALLED one

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:16:27 2016 No.15805681 >>15805637 >I will only be able to mock Anubisfucker's gross overspending on Anubis art Why is that mock worthy? >or Mari being from Canadia You could mock me for that too?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:17:24 2016 No.15805685 >>15805626 >Gorillaz Sylph Ehhh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:18:33 2016 No.15805688 File: 180 KB, 1126x704, ss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh no! A monster girl has just committed /ss/ and is now pregnant with the child of a child. However is the shota going to support them financially!?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:20:19 2016 No.15805689 >>15805681 Because god damn, you could do so much with how much you have spent on Anubutts. But, really, I am just salty over people spending money they can spare when I have barely any to spare because my life is a world of shit. Possibly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:20:52 2016 No.15805691 >>15805688 Easy. The MG is already financially stable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:20:59 2016 No.15805692 >>15805688 source?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:21:53 2016 No.15805693 >>15805688 The monster girl will do that. She can provide food and a house. The boy can fuck the daughter if her mom isn't able to provide food though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:23:08 2016 No.15805696 >>15805692 MGQ NG+ mod

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:30:28 2016 No.15805713 File: 200 KB, 816x1313, Technically worksafe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15805693 What if it's a deadbeat succubus just making a mistake?

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:31:34 2016 No.15805714
File: 2.36 MB, 3200x1800, 1468609483359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Would a man with a MG GF, say for example a Manticore, be allowed to use the Airport's Gloryhole if she left him with blue balls from hell before getting on her flight and leaving him hanging?

What is blue ball policy in MGC anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:36:09 2016 No.15805720 >>15805713 Guess someone is going to be adopted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:36:12 2016 No.15805721 >>15805714 You just get jerked off at a hospital while your wife gets jail time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:37:48 2016 No.15805725 >>15805713 Then they go homeless

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:41:09 2016 No.15805733 >>15805714 God I want to pilot a Getter with Monstergirl and a Paladin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:41:26 2016 No.15805734 What if after screwing your wife, you find out you just had sex with her twin sister instead after your real wife walks in on you?

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:44:07 2016 No.15805741

>>15805734
But anon, I'm married to both of them!
So the answer is probably that the one who just walked in would start stripping while the one I just slept with pricks me with a Manticore needle she was hiding from me.
Double the Hellhound, double the smug, double the fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:44:28 2016 No.15805742 >>15805734 It would be impossible for her twin sister to have the same weak spots, skills, smell, taste and moaning pattern as her. If she did, I guess I would tell her that she is a bad girl and shouldn't do that gain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:46:01 2016 No.15805750 >>15805714 She'd just drain him before she left.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:46:11 2016 No.15805751 >>15805742 Are you implying that your Waifu wouldn't want you to fuck her twin sister as well anon? Are you implying she wouldn't hold her sister down, force her legs open and tell you to go to town?

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:48:46 2016 No.15805759

>>15805734
Would never happen. If you really love a girl, you can tell her apart from her twin without even thinking about it. Even identical twins are not as identical as you think. Very slightly different height. Very slightly different build. Different marks. Different scars.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:50:36 2016 No.15805767

>>15805734
It would never happen. I've got my waifu memorised right down to the smallest detail.
The pigment of her pawpads, the individual lines of colour in her irises, every blemish of her skin, where her fur grows a little thicker or thinner in areas. Even the sound of her breathing and heartbeat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:50:39 2016 No.15805768 >>15805741 Quicksilver please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:51:18 2016 No.15805772 >>15805759 >Very slightly different height. 5'11''and6'0''.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:53:07 2016 No.15805780 >>15805768 Anon no, Quicksilver is a degenerate daughteru dicker. I want to dick twin sisters, not my wife and my daughter.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:55:14 2016 No.15805782
File: 421 KB, 595x842, __basilisk_monster_girl_encyclopedia_and_patreon_drawn_by_butter_t__69c8c2c6141684d922afa9a788583df5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I wanna watch the usually reserved Basilisk class-rep pig out on food during one of the four meals she has each year!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:55:17 2016 No.15805783 >>15805751 She feels pity for her lonely sister, but I don't think sharing me would be an option. She is quite the possessive one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:55:52 2016 No.15805787 File: 412 KB, 875x1167, 40420172_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would a Hamster girl be like? Would you a Hamster girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:56:43 2016 No.15805789 >>15805780 But that's what happened in the story anon, his MG dicked twin Hellhound sisters. Pretty sure the only time there was oyakodon was his Kiki story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:57:54 2016 No.15805792 >>15805789 >His MG dicked twin hellhound sisters What an unfortunate typo. That's implying, like, three things that'll cause shitstorms here at once

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:58:35 2016 No.15805793 >>15805789 I'd still rather not be compared to Quicksilver for reasons. pretty sure he tried to push diaper shit or something at one point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:58:55 2016 No.15805794 >>15805750 No time anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:59:04 2016 No.15805795 >>15805792 Oh please don't, you know I meant MC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:59:41 2016 No.15805797 >>15805787 Shortstacks!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:01:08 2016 No.15805802 >>15805793 >spoiler Yes, he did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:01:40 2016 No.15805805 >>15805787 I'd love a hamster girl like that. I'd bury my face in her flab and massage her thighs and stomach every day!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:01:58 2016 No.15805807 >>15805793 That's the narrative the thread wants to spread, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:02:48 2016 No.15805811 Any ideas for doodles? I though about trying some characters from my ultra-shit saga that reached 300 physical pages, but fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:03:01 2016 No.15805813 >>15805793 Not so much push it. His constantly sexually aroused jubjub had to wear one to avoid leaving snail trails everywhere. It didn't factor into the story at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:03:03 2016 No.15805814 >>15805787 This image creates great conflict with my penis. >What would a Hamster girl be like? Stocky or shortstacked Giant Mice-esque with small ears and tails. >Would you a Hamster girl? Of course.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:03:58 2016 No.15805816 >>15805807 Hi Quicksilver.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:04:23 2016 No.15805817 >>15805811 Summer clothes Wendigo

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:04:44 2016 No.15805818 >>15805814 *Giant Mice-esque girls

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:04:52 2016 No.15805819

>>15805734
>Breeding with the wife
>Her twin walks in
>Accidentally mistake her twin as your wife and think that you were actually having sex with her twin
>They run with it to mess with you
And that, son, is how I ended up having a threesome with your mother and your aunt

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:06:18 2016 No.15805825 >>15805819 Sex with Cheshire Twins would probably be mind blowing.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:07:16 2016 No.15805832

>>15805807
Please.
>Hey guys should I do this?
>No x10

>Hey guys I did it. Should I post it?
>No x10
>Contrarian x1

>Okay, I posted it! Oh, didn't tell anybody that it was me or what it was when I posted it.

>Why is everyone so angry? I know what will make everything better! Let me write a thousand word post about how I love diapers but not like scat and stuff.

Doesn't take a brain surgeon to puzzle that out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:08:00 2016 No.15805837 >>15805825 >Tfw was thinking of Cheshire twins when typing that That's it. Out OUT! OUT OF THE BRAIN!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:08:53 2016 No.15805841 File: 202 KB, 1920x1200, feathered-tree[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Feathered Tree Viper girl when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:09:43 2016 No.15805844 >>15805832 Now that's just overblowing it anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:10:07 2016 No.15805847 >>15805837 It's not hard to get into your head when the sentence "They run with it to mess with you" is in there. That's kind of what Cheshire Cats do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:11:58 2016 No.15805853 >>15805847 Damn. I wasn't aware I had a tell

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:13:10 2016 No.15805857 File: 160 KB, 566x800, I don't feel like explaining why snake girls are shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15805841 Never

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:14:08 2016 No.15805862 Will Latenight ever draw drawfairy stuck on a slice of pizza, begging for help as Anon gets lazy and such from a lack of peptalks?

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:17:53 2016 No.15805874

>>15805844
Not really. It's exactly how it happened. He got warned by a ton of people what would happen. Then he did it anyway. Then he posted it because of one person nagging and going "Fuck the thread. I wanna see it." like there always is whenever a writefag plays "I gotta secret and I'm not telling.". Then the place exploded at him.

What I find funny is the people trying to downplay the thing as unintentional when a week before he wrote it he posted diapers as part of a big /d/ fetish list from a greentext prompt. Then when he started he talked about the premise being jubjub with a diaper without any other plot details. Then he posted it.

I have no doubt that he dialed it down in the actual story because of the massive backlash when he presented the premise, but it's hilarious how he still kept it in at all and expected any kind of different reaction than what he got.

Anyway, the lesson is as it always is. Keep the /d/ shit to yourself and never listen to the one or two faggots that always try to sucker you into fucking yourself over. At least he seemed to learn that out of the whole thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:18:05 2016 No.15805875 >>15805862 Stuck on a slice of pizza? That's oddly specific

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:49:10 2016 No.15805963 Anyone got that picture of the boy, the monkey, and the dog being surrounded by really tall amazons/elves/something, and the hilariously mislabelled heights?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:53:41 2016 No.15805969 >>15805963 You forgot there is also a bird. But no I dont have it.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:57:15 2016 No.15805977

>>15805862
>>15805674

>drawfairy

That sounds like a good idea for a story premise:

Some author or mangaka or whatever is suffering creative block and crushing deadlines. He's burned out, exhausted, and lets his quality if life go to shit.

He then becomes a battleground between an art fairy (to inspire his work), a kikimora (to clean up his dump of a room, and prepare meals), and a weresheep or nightmare (to help restore him after all-nighters). All three trying to help him and/or husbandu him at the same time.

Would make a great sitcom for MGC prime time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:00:05 2016 No.15805987 >>15805963 I got you. http://i.imgur.com/IIsZT9r.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:01:45 2016 No.15805991 >>15805987 Awesome, thanks!

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:04:26 2016 No.15806007

>>15805987
The thing is, I can never be certain whether that's parody or legit because there are actually communities of slightly shorter men who blame their height for their total lack of dating and career success.

It's a good thing that MGE is based on Japan, where everyone is half-a-foot shorter, so evenmanlets won't have a reason to complain anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:08:12 2016 No.15806023 >>15805987 I'm the same height as that bird apparently.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:10:18 2016 No.15806039 >>15806023 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzb3TcC6zkM

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:19:10 2016 No.15806063 >>15806007 I'm pretty sure that image is parody, based on the whole "manlet" meme, where if you're not above a certain, ever-increasing threshold of lankiness, then you're now effectively 4' tall.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:20:47 2016 No.15806064 >>15806007 It's a /fit/ meme that's wormed its way onto other boards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:20:59 2016 No.15806066 >>15805987 >tfw 6'6

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:22:00 2016 No.15806068 >>15806064 >>15806063 Manlets pls

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:34:32 2016 No.15806120 >>15806068 Anon /fit/ has been steadily upping the average claimed height over the years, in due time Lebronlets will be used with sincerity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:36:44 2016 No.15806125 File: 156 KB, 850x1204, __mei_and_yeti_monster_girl_encyclopedia_and_overwatch_drawn_by_deel_rkeg__sample-f016171be16a703e295affb733abaef0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...brehs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:37:43 2016 No.15806132 >>15806125 Cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:38:01 2016 No.15806135 >>15806120 Pretty sure the current official /fit/ manlet threshold is at 6'8.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:38:41 2016 No.15806139 >>15806125 >overmeme

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:39:27 2016 No.15806142 >>15806125 Pharaoh and Anubis as Pharah when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:39:45 2016 No.15806144 >>15806135 >tfw 8'0

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:42:06 2016 No.15806152 >>15806142 >Not Anubis as Pharah and Pharaoh as Mercy >Because Imagining her using her snake as a staff to heal is mildly amusing

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:45:11 2016 No.15806161 >>15806152 Sounds like a pretty good role reversal. Like the anubis all blushing because she isn't used to the pharaoh supporting her, and the pharaoh's got a kind, slightly playful smile on her face as she heals her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:50:19 2016 No.15806184 >>15806161 And the Pharaoh patting a pouting Anubis on the head after being rezzed after getting sniped out of the air when using her ult

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:58:46 2016 No.15806206 >>15806184 Aw, now I want to get a whole bunch of little pictures of these two.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:27:50 2016 No.15806279 >>15806125 But she's gonna hug the people she freezes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:32:15 2016 No.15806290 >>15806125 拥抱，不许走

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:40:25 2016 No.15806313 File: 900 KB, 925x694, 1473288025717.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are Harpies the biggest kidnappers of all MGs? This MGC Channel 6 reporter files it under a positive ye-

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:40:43 2016 No.15806317 >>15805814 >This image creates great conflict with my penis. It's only natural for human boys to be sluts to rodent girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:42:31 2016 No.15806321 >>15806313 Just hide behind a door or something. They won't be able to come through the roof and won't be able to turn the door handle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:42:37 2016 No.15806322 >>15806317 Speak for yourself, there's only one thing I'm a slut for and it is not filthy rodents.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:44:29 2016 No.15806327 >>15806322 Is it powerful older monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:44:44 2016 No.15806329 File: 905 KB, 240x228, 1440963499456.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15804630 >Black Dragon acid is lemony fresh smelling >Implying it doesn't smell like bile and rot

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:47:14 2016 No.15806333 >>15806329 Mamono mana power.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:47:15 2016 No.15806334 >>15806327 Only if they have that soft, fluffy fox mofu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:48:44 2016 No.15806338 >>15806329 Maybe she just likes to drink LOTS of highly concentrated lemonade?

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:49:25 2016 No.15806341
File: 231 KB, 484x536, 1425189505298.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

You have all those pansies tipping Holstaurs and the occasional Minotaur, but they are nothing compared to the real deal.
A real man goes Wurm tipping and doesnt return home till he has tipped atleast one Wurm. All it takes is 'borrowing' a buldozer at the local construction site, a decent aim and a little luck.

Just remember to bring a pie or two as distraction incase she wakes up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:49:27 2016 No.15806342 File: 253 KB, 1600x800, 1461964961931.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15806317 It's also because it's a Kirby character that has been turned into a cute girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:50:54 2016 No.15806347 MGs wouldn't rape a man with Berserker Pack

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:51:17 2016 No.15806348 >>15806341 I tip the Chief god, Demon lord and her husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:51:19 2016 No.15806349 >>15806317 >>15806322 I know what I'm a slut for. The Lich Queen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:52:24 2016 No.15806351 >>15806341 You can't tip a Wurm with a bulldozer anon. Well, maybe a toddler Wurm, but then you'd just be a monster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:52:31 2016 No.15806353 >>15806349 I know what I'm a slut for, and you guys know too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:53:24 2016 No.15806357 >>15806348 All I can imagine is some guy popping out of hiding and pushing the demon lord and her husband out of bed during sleep sex before giggling and snorting while booking it for the nearest window.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:54:10 2016 No.15806360 >>15806279 It's the perfect crime, she just wants to cuddle people into what she thinks is a deep sleep No one wanted her hugs and cuddles before, but now they can't resist or run away

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:54:26 2016 No.15806363 >>15806353 Frog girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:56:38 2016 No.15806369 >>15806353 Loneliness?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:57:02 2016 No.15806373 >>15806351 Perhaps the Wurm thinks its a game, and pies are the reward?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:57:05 2016 No.15806374 >>15806360 She freezes you when she hugs you, so you can't escape, and can't help but crave the relief of her warmth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:57:20 2016 No.15806375 >>15806353 Right hand-chan?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:58:11 2016 No.15806378 >>15806363 Stop playing around, Anon. You know the answer. >>15806369 What? No >>15806375 Do you want a hint?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:58:30 2016 No.15806379 >>15806373 Still, you'd ruin a perfectly good bulldozer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:59:47 2016 No.15806381 >>15806378 Cats? Are you a slut for cats? Big purring cat tits pressing against you while their hands play around with your body anytime they like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:01:59 2016 No.15806387 >>15806381 Cats are pretty good, but you've got that wrong.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:03:22 2016 No.15806390

>>15806379
Have you ever seen a construction sight in MGC anon? Those Buldozers are there for show. It's all magic and a little muscle. There's several shouting Anubis running around, guiding the Minotaurs, Liches and Succubus to properly place what goes where. Meanwhile you have the Alice foreman who mostly sits at her little table drinking tea, yet everyone at the site always seems to respect her and does as she says.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:03:24 2016 No.15806391 How does one best fix the Dryad?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:04:42 2016 No.15806395 >>15806387 Is it dragons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:04:43 2016 No.15806396 >>15806390 That doesn't make bulldozers any less expensive anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:05:45 2016 No.15806400 >>15806391 By not making them trap you in their tree.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:06:18 2016 No.15806402 >>15806395 Yay. You got it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:08:13 2016 No.15806409 >>15806391 Give them huge butts and massive tits that can lactate maple-like milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:08:39 2016 No.15806411 >>15806396 The Gremlins will fix them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:08:59 2016 No.15806413 >>15806374 >she hugs your frozen body tight so you can't run once you thaw >she hugs a little too tight and gets violent trembles too >she shares her scarf with you and makes you promise not to leave until you're both warmed up

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:09:46 2016 No.15806416 >>15806391 Make them black and have the ability to teleport behind people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:13:15 2016 No.15806424 >>15806416 Is this a reference?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:14:18 2016 No.15806426 >>15806402 What do I win?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:16:08 2016 No.15806432 >>15806426 What do you want? I can give you your favorite monster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:17:51 2016 No.15806438 >>15806432 I want an adorable minichuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:18:45 2016 No.15806439 File: 211 KB, 819x614, She could be your girlfriend tonight.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh-oh anon, it looks like she's making advances on you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:19:34 2016 No.15806442 >>15806125 This is lovely. >>15806142 >>15806152 >Anubis as Pharah Yes please! Helps that Pharah has an Anubis Armor Skin already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:21:45 2016 No.15806446 >>15806439 >Filename Only tonight? No deal. I'd rather something more...permanent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:21:49 2016 No.15806447 File: 227 KB, 450x750, 1463670648203.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15806438 Next time you go to sleep, a minichuff will cuddle you and nuzzle your face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:24:14 2016 No.15806455 >>15806439 I don't do horsepussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:25:50 2016 No.15806461 >>15806439 Gonna have her drink so much she'll miss the chance to bed me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:28:23 2016 No.15806470 File: 286 KB, 800x656, 1470003990943.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15806447 But what if I want a jumbochuff!?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:28:28 2016 No.15806471 >>15806439 I'll have to turn her down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:31:32 2016 No.15806480 File: 632 KB, 1200x946, drunk nightmare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15806455 >>15806461 >>15806471 Silly anons, thinking they can escape.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:31:34 2016 No.15806481

>>15805733
>"Anon, get in the robot."
"B-but I don't want to hurt anyone else, Paladin-chan!"
>"Get in the Chief God-damned robot before I kick your ass for being a coward!"
>"Ara ara miss holier-than thou, are we bullying anon-kun again?"
>"We don't have time for this slut, there's an enemy out there and-"
>"Hey hey anon, why don't you get inside me instead? <3"

Yeah, i want this too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:34:06 2016 No.15806490 File: 447 KB, 720x1027, 55996454_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thick Automatons in cute outfits!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:34:12 2016 No.15806491 >>15806480 I'm not trying to escape, I'm just going to tell her flat out that I'm not interested.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:34:56 2016 No.15806501 >>15806455 >He doesn't want to love a waifu, horsepussy and all Fuck you guys, I'd be down to feeding her carrots and watching her ears wiggle-wiggle. Get your heads out of the gutter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:35:10 2016 No.15806504 >>15806480 But I don't want to abandon the dream!

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:36:10 2016 No.15806506

>>15806480
Red Oni? Is it like red bull? Does it have booze in it? If not, why not Red Taur? I now want a list of monsterized versions of products with extreme differences. I'd imagine deodorant and personal care products in MGC come in either 'clean and pure' mode or 'fuck me in the streets' options.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:36:38 2016 No.15806508 >>15806439 I don't fuck horses, that sounds too close to a farm hand's/hillbilly's personal fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:37:10 2016 No.15806511 File: 117 KB, 1245x576, 1467060759360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15806470 You're getting both if you keep up like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:38:08 2016 No.15806514 File: 2.84 MB, 2112x3280, 1472361400278.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey Anon, wanna help me stretch?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:38:27 2016 No.15806515 >>15806490 I want automata in military, mass produced uniforms designed not to interfere with their gears or other inner workings. Black tank tops and cameo pants with no underwear!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:39:14 2016 No.15806518 >>15806480 How can she invade my dreams if I'm the one invading hers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:40:16 2016 No.15806521 >>15806515 What if you combined an Automaton with Living Armor?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:40:16 2016 No.15806522 >>15806514 >you will never experience American highschool life with or without the monster babes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:40:18 2016 No.15806523 >>15806480 I want her to leave so I can continue to indulge my mofu addiction in my dreams, as well as out of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:41:19 2016 No.15806525 >>15806521 You get arrested.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:42:08 2016 No.15806528

>>15806506
I'm boring because all I can imagine with mg products is either/both
>incredibly convenient
>improves chance of sex, sex and after sex

Like having a cream that removes waxy ear so you can do earplay without being disgusting. Or painless/permanent hair removal massage for maximum skin on skin contact. Or toy sets that subconsciously influence children if you want to be insidious in your child grooming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:42:37 2016 No.15806531 >>15806518 You fell asleep first. Like a Nightmare on Elm Street movie made by MGs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:42:41 2016 No.15806532 File: 1.23 MB, 1200x1600, laura___infinite_stratos_by_madaragi926-d4dkx2m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15806521 Well we all know where that heads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:42:50 2016 No.15806533 >>15806514 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:45:50 2016 No.15806545 >>15806481 Wrong kind of Robot anon. Anyone who gets in a Getter is a little bit crazy. If anything I'd scare them the first time I shout out "Getter Beam!" at the top of my lungs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:46:00 2016 No.15806546 >>15806522 You aren't missing out. It's nothing like the movies, TV shows, and books depict. Then again I went to a private school, so what do I know?

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:47:31 2016 No.15806550

>>15806528
I mean that's all already kind of in MGE with the dickbananas for kids and the fruits meant to assist with other kinks / corrupt people. Heck, demon silver even turns the DL's army into a mostly nonfatal force.

I just want examples of mundane shit, though. Like if you go into a Holstbucks for a cup of coffee, are the spidergirls all hung over? Is the barista making the milk herself? What if you want half-and-half? Is she offended if you request soy or coconut milk substitute?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:47:41 2016 No.15806551 >>15806521 Nanomachines boya.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:49:35 2016 No.15806557 >>15806551 >Billions of lewd nanites Well this can't possibly end well. Remember how we thought lilims were OP? Imagine that shit, especially if they can self-replicate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:51:34 2016 No.15806562 >>15806557 I've already let rip on my Sergent Johnson. It just has to be this way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:56:24 2016 No.15806575 >>15806545 I've seen NGE, TTGL, Domon Kasshu's Gundam series, Escaflowne, and Gunbuster. Did I miss out on Getter robo? Well, yeah. You're in a freaking mech. I thik that's the correct reaction.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:58:41 2016 No.15806581 >>15806515 On the subject of MGE Automatons, what kind of magical material are their joints and fleshy simulacrum bits made from? I figure that Monster Mojo is already a component in their material make-up, but still.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:59:57 2016 No.15806590 >>15806402 It's always fucking dragons I swear.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 20:02:57 2016 No.15806604

>>15806581
Demon silver is known as a common material and the standard of the army, with the ability to damage spirit instead of body and defeat people without maiming them. We also have those crystals that store DE or SE and imprint upon the first people to use them. We already have potential weapons and energy source. I'd imagine the fleshy bits are not unlike golems in the way they're animated- those markings on them look like lettering, much like the written spell used with golems.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 20:03:32 2016 No.15806611 >>15806590 Dragons are one of the most popular MGs after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 20:05:50 2016 No.15806620 >>15806590 This line reminded me of "cobras. Why is it always cobras?" I now want a picture of Indiana Jones being molested by a bunch of cobra lamia.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 20:05:56 2016 No.15806621 >>15806611 Today I just felt like pointing the obvious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 20:06:30 2016 No.15806622 Does anyone remember a greentext about a Succubus or something possessing a tsundere?

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 20:09:53 2016 No.15806635

>>15806575
Here's an example of Getter Robo at it's most fucked up. This is from the Armageddon OVA
https://youtu.be/gnaU0Q60MWE
I'd suggest starting with either the Shin vs Neo OVA or New Getter Robo. Shin vs Neo starts at the end of the old cheesy Anime, and New Getter Robo is more of a retelling of the original manga with less of the old anime Cheese.
Armageddon's the dark shit from the 90s.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 20:11:14 2016 No.15806639 >>15806621 Which one is more popular? Undead or Dragon family?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 20:12:00 2016 No.15806643 >>15806639 Dragon by a long shot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 20:14:55 2016 No.15806655 >>15806635 > oh look, the move like realbots, that's kind of- > oh shit the mech is a behelit Oh yeah, this'll be fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 20:19:59 2016 No.15806668 >>15805593 Shirohebi doesn't have A in 'Riding'

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 20:23:03 2016 No.15806675

>>15806655
>oh shit the mech is a behelit
Sort of but not exactly. The mech is a parasitic being called an "Invader" and those faces are actually the entire population of a polar colony that it absorbed into itself to deter the heroes from killing it.
Ryoma Nagare, the guy in the Black Getter does not give one solitary fuck. Did I mention that Armageddon is the darkest Getter Robo series?
A Paladin and a Monstergirl would be horrified at the enemies a Getter would face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 20:26:49 2016 No.15806690 >>15806515 But what if a team of tactical vest and balaclava clad Automata break into anon's house and kidnap him for some 'intense group interrogation?'

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 20:33:11 2016 No.15806713

>>15806675
>Spoiler
So, they were technically dead, right? I mean, all I'm getting from that is it pulled the same kind of stunt that Freddy Krueger or that Absorbaloff faggot from Doctor Who where there's no reversing the process. Just faces crying out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 20:37:23 2016 No.15806733 >You will never be paid to bully Automatons.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 20:38:41 2016 No.15806746

>>15806713
It wasn't something that could be reversed but they were very much alive and afraid.
Honestly what Ryoma did could be considered a mass mercy kill.
Wow this is getting depressing, here's some stuff from Super Robot Wars to lighten the mood.
https://youtu.be/x_xQ28v_Xq8
This is the kind of shit that would get warrior monstergirls crazy wet.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 21:03:16 2016 No.15806833

>>15806746
No fuck you, we're going maximum depressing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewBOcdz29Sw

>Drinking with Charon as you reminisce about meeting and loving your wife until the day she died
>Smiling at her when she asks you if it was all worth it, or if it'd be worth it to reincarnate and go through all that again
>Telling her one simple phrase, vexing a being that has never truly lived or known the warmth of love
C'est la vie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 21:06:56 2016 No.15806845 I'm glad my waifu is immortal so I never have to lose her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 21:09:43 2016 No.15806858 I want to hug and pet a smug baphomet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 21:16:05 2016 No.15806887 >>15806858 I want to hug and get pulled into a smug Shoggoth

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 21:19:26 2016 No.15806901 File: 181 KB, 1000x739, 1437768795052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15806746 >Atsuku nare yume mita ashita o! I love that melody. JAM Projects work on mecha stuff and Garo is the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 21:20:33 2016 No.15806909 >>15806901 Nothing gets the Mecha girls going like JAM project.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 21:28:52 2016 No.15806937 File: 3.54 MB, 4160x3120, 1473298132031.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Coming next Summer... The movie event of the year. Based on the true story of a still uncaptured MGC criminal... Yeti

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 21:51:04 2016 No.15806977

>>15806937
>"Your father never told you about your mother."
>"Daddy told me enough!"
>"Daddy told me that you hugged my mommy!"
>"No, baby yeti."
>"I am you mother!"

>"... Mommy?"
>"Honey!"
>[Hugging Ensures]
>...
>"...Oh come here, you big lug!"
>[Group Hug Ensures]

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 21:51:13 2016 No.15806979

>>15806937
>establishing shot of MGC
>blurred shape jumps between buildings
>BWAAAAAM
We thought we could stop her
>BWAAAAAM
>music picks up
>shots of people running away from something
>BWAAAAAM
We thought we could stop the hugs
>BWAAAAAM
We were wrong
>suddenly cuts to a black screen, silent
>fades in a dark shot of a decaying amusement park
>pally™ walks into the frame, his high-tech power armor shining even in the darkness
>footsteps closing in
>a huge furry leg obscures the shot
>BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
YETI

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 21:58:37 2016 No.15807001 >>15806901 Anon no don't make me want to fuck Getter-2.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:01:08 2016 No.15807007 >>15806977 This post hurt me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:04:24 2016 No.15807013 >>15807007 It was on purpose so you have some healing time with your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:06:49 2016 No.15807019 >>15807007 Then my job here is complete. I expect my pay in the mail, as usual

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:14:41 2016 No.15807031 >>15807013 But I don't have a waifu. >>15807019 Not that kind of post, anon. I'm saying it disgusted me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:15:42 2016 No.15807032 >>15807031 Oh I'm still getting paid, right? Don't you Tanuk's swindle me again!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:16:15 2016 No.15807033 >>15807031 The go find one. I'm sure there is also a cute monster girl searching for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:16:28 2016 No.15807034 >>15807032 I didn't ask for your services. You will get no such pay, good day sir.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:25:54 2016 No.15807050 >>15806901 Please refrain from posting autistic images.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:27:28 2016 No.15807055 File: 92 KB, 336x422, 1470514528416.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15807050

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:36:41 2016 No.15807067 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that just because a salamander is an oppai loli, doesn't mean she can't have muscles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:37:55 2016 No.15807069 >>15807067 >Muscle oppai loli You tread dangerous ground

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:38:29 2016 No.15807071 >>15807067 Just because a thread is flame retardant, doesn't mean you can't eventually make it burn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:39:42 2016 No.15807075 >>15807069 It'll only get more dangerous should one choose to ruffle her hair after she throws down a challenge. >>15807071 But think of all the loli undines who'd have to put it out if you set it alight, you don't want to make them work do you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:42:46 2016 No.15807082 >>15807067 Who the hell is going to fight a kid? Also, it would be way too easy to win against her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:44:08 2016 No.15807087 File: 1.18 MB, 1400x1600, 52575014_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15807067 >muscle oppai loli I do not understandu

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:44:45 2016 No.15807088 File: 1.12 MB, 940x780, KagerouexpFire.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15807075 They gon learn bout life and it's many realities.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:46:21 2016 No.15807091 >>15807082 Just wait for her double cannon attack! you'll be on the ground and at her mercy in no time! >>15807087 Oppai lolis who lift. All the softness of a large chest with hard abs and a compact form. >>15807088 Please don't make them jaded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:48:52 2016 No.15807101 >>15807091 Gonna be so much jade we can recreate an ancient Chinese empire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:50:10 2016 No.15807105 >>15807091 I don't know, I rather go for her busty and tall onee-chan. Now that is something worth fighting for.

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