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Friendly reminder that Arch Imps exist.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.15860541

GRIFFIN FAN ART WHEN?

>> No.15860544

Cute flying lizards.

>> No.15860552
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Jinko hugs are the best hugs.

>> No.15860556

Chaos girls are the best

Shoggoth>Kikimora
Wendigo>Yeti
Mindflayer>Kraken
Atlach-Nacha>Ushi-Oni

>> No.15860557

>>15860539
19 seconds before the other thread, bad luck other dude.

>> No.15860563
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>>15860539
Continue from last thread, and broadening our interests, how could you use your waifus inherent abilities to otherwise life hack, get away with things, make fast cash, or anything along those lines?

The list for Shoggoth is too long to even begin speculating.

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>>15860539
Never trust an Imp.

The minute you show weakness or let down your guard she'll assert control.

>> No.15860572

>>15860541
What does she even need art of?

>> No.15860578

>>15860492
>inspect a nervous Wendigo's coat outside the theater
>it's a gigantic snowy field on the inside with stretchy meat growing out of the ground, on trees, everywhere
>no doubt she was going to pull a few out to eat during the movie
>confiscate her coat until the movie is done
>security room smells like seasoned steak for a week

>> No.15860582

>>15860563
>Anubis

Be very organised. Maybe make friends with some ghosts.

>> No.15860583

>>15860563
Like I said in the last one, please do not use your chaos waifu on honest workers, it would be really hard to deal with their tricks.

>> No.15860588
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I'm gonna seduce Lich-chan by standing outside her window with a stereo playing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FufL80hJsP8

>> No.15860589

>>15860541
We already have some griffon art. Go find .less pictures and you'll see one or two.

>> No.15860595

>>15860563
>Kiki

They're surprisingly adept at the wounded gazelle gambit

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>>15860571
But that's exactly what I want.

And with this, all 3 save worthy arch imp images have been posted. Being a fan of them is suffering.

>> No.15860598

>>15860563
If you married a girl with venom like a Girtabilu or a Manticore you could live off selling her venom to wealthy couples who want to spice up their sex lives

If your waifu is a loli you can get eternal child support

>> No.15860601

>>15860563
Shoggoths are Utility: the monstergirl.

>> No.15860606
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To bully, or to be bullied?

>> No.15860607

>>15860597
You can always commission or request art.

>> No.15860609
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>>15860556
My waifu is Shog, but even I believe Shog = Kiki
They make the perfect companions
>>15860583
I'll talk to her and her other chaos friends, but we all know these girls are crafty, free spirited, and a little naive about human morality. Its hard to curb their enthusiasm.
>>15860601
Litterally swiss-army slimes.

>> No.15860610

>>15860588
Good music choice. I love this video too because Tim Burton did it.

>> No.15860613

>>15860606
Bullied.

>> No.15860619

>>15860597
What do you like about them. Because I just imagine a sexual version of that one Twilight Zone episode with the omnipotent mindreader child.

Except the child's a cute loli.

Actually, now I see why you like them so much.

>> No.15860638

>>15860563
>Crow Tengu
Flying would be helpful for fixing stuff on the roof, and it would save gas money if she could just fly to wherever she's going.

>> No.15860653

>>15860607
I've been thinking about it. Mostly making a list of artists that would be willing to draw lewd imps when I have the money for it.
>>15860619
>stupidly powerful/stronger magic than a lot of high rank monsters but don't know they're special
>charm magic means all they have to do is "beg" for what they want
>their colour scheme and lewd expression
>that thick tail
All of the above.

>> No.15860657

>>15860638
Don't forget their remarkably high intelligence and ability to memorise things.

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>> No.15860679

>>15860664
That's a big reindeer!

>> No.15860693

>>15860664
I hope Snib has her retain those milktanks in the reworked version of that image.

>> No.15860702

>>15860563
>Manticore

I don't fucking know. Cleaning up spills maybe?

>> No.15860716

>>15860563
>sit on 7ft. Shoggoths lap
>presses her massive Shog tits on your neck while massaging you

>> No.15860722

Reminder that nerdy Oomukade with thick glasses and cozy sweaters are
The cutest.

>> No.15860723

>>15860664
Damn these White Horns.

>> No.15860724

>>15860563
>Oomukade
That seems more like a life burden to be honest. I don't hunt and I don't move much furniture so I can't strap a bunch of shit I need on her tail. I guess digging holes to help remove roots and save on AC with the power of full body hugs.

>> No.15860731

>>15860653
That's true. I wouldn't mind a cute loli monstergirl using charm magic on me until I was her obedient onee-chan. Or is that onii-chan? I get them mixed up a lot.

>> No.15860766

>>15860722
They're stupid ugly losers.

>> No.15860771
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Take her in oh tender anon, take her in for heavens sake!

>> No.15860772

>>15860664
I want to ring her bell.

>> No.15860778

>>15860771
She's begging to be picked up, embraced and pumped full of seed.
And with that navel peeking out from her clothes too. How lewd, it's like she's asking for it to be licked and tonguefucked.

>> No.15860782

>>15860771
Does she want to be my daughteru? My waifu might want an adopeted daughter.

>> No.15860791

>>15860731
Onii-chan is the one you're looking for.
>arch imp girlfriend sits in your lap and looks up at you with puppy dog eyes
>"onii-chan, there's a new game out today I was thinking about getting, so~"
>she grinds her butt against you while pretending to nervously fidget but she didn't need to as she already had you under her charm magic
>you don't see much of her that night as she's playing her new game and talking on the phone to her imp friend from school
>later that night you're woken up by her bouncing up and down on top of you
>part of it is an apology for ignoring you but also because of the built up lust from not having sex all evening
>whatever her reasons are, seeing a girl this cute wake you up like this makes you realise that she doesn't need charm magic to make you fall for her as she's truly taken your heart
And there's my cheese quota for the week.

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>>15860778
I want to plow the ass of a possessive, fat-bottomed lolihebi.

>> No.15860803

>>15860782
Adopted Shirohebi daughterus have a 80% chance of becoming yandere for their father

You better get her a childhood friend as soon as possible

>> No.15860810

>>15860803
>Shirohebi daughteru gets a childhood friend that's younger than her
>Acts like a yandere onee-san to him as the year goes by

>> No.15860812

>>15860791
That's pretty nice. I wonder what an arch-imp's reaction would be if I asked her to use her charm magic on me.
Either way, as always, consensual hypno showing how good it can be again.

>> No.15860815

>>15860791
Imps are pretty lewd despite being on the simple side.

>> No.15860817

>>15860803
Shit you're right. Guess I'll have to get another childhood friend or else she'll try to kill my other daughteru.

>> No.15860824

>>15860588
I think I'd try https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0

>> No.15860826

>>15860766
No. They need special care and love since they've almost never experienced it. Don't bully the cute centipede.

>> No.15860829

>>15860563
>Will o wisp

Can't think of too many things, except of course having a reliable anchor to this plane after you die. No Necromancer or Angels could even try to take your soul from a wild yandere spirit.

>> No.15860830

>>15860793
It'd be great to do a lolihebi doggystyle like that, and feel her wrap her tail around your leg just so she has something to hold onto. Like that, you could just pick her up and plow her, standing sex style, tweaking her nipples from behind.

>> No.15860841

>>15860812
She would probably laugh and call you weird but go along with it. Maybe giggle after the deal is done and ask you how it feels to be under her spell, a few simple requests to ease you into it such as making her a coffee and giving her a backrub.

Then once you're used to her magic she might ask for an "adult kiss" in a teasing tone or something similarly lewd.

>> No.15860853

>>15860826
Flat chest!

>> No.15860855

>>15860853
Pegboards are for softly fondling.

>> No.15860873

>>15860841
I'd probably ask her to charm me into being her pet.
I can't roleplay for the life of me, because me doing it is just hilarious and embarrasing, but if she used her magic on my mind to make me love it, I'd enjoy that.

>> No.15860874

>>15860855
And they're always way more sensitive than dumb cow tits. You can massage a small chested girls nipples until damn near climax. And watching them squirm and try to fight it is just the best.

>> No.15860876

>>15860873
Roleplaying as a pet is easy. Just say wan-wan and give her you hand, kiss it and call her ojou-sama for more effect.

>> No.15860879

>>15860876
That's not really all that genuine. I want her to turn me into a genuine pet for a little bit, where I truly see her as my owner, right down to getting a euphoric high whenever she calls me "good boy" or something similar.
Otherwise, I just can't see myself being into it.

>> No.15860891

Could a slime force her body rigid if she got tired of you randomly putting your dick in her when she is busy

>> No.15860892

>>15860891
>tired of you randomly putting your dick in her when she is busy
I don't think this would happen.

>> No.15860895

>>15860873
Maybe get put on a leash and asked to lick her legs? Force you to walk up the stairs on your hands and legs only to tell you that you're not allowed on the bed because you're an animal?

Then she might ruffle your hair and call you a good dog for obeying orders and reward you with a footjob while that long sock on her left leg is still on. At least that's the kind of stuff I'd be into.

>> No.15860896

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/972696/ce792d3e16/
Finally this artist makes a doujin about his cowgirl.

>> No.15860899

>>15860892
But the house must be spotless before her family visits

>> No.15860916

>>15860896
>Squeezes some of her own milk into the dudes coffee
Hot.

>> No.15860923

>>15860899
Then it depends what kind of slime. A Shoggoth wouldn't be able to control herself if you tried, seeing as her whole body is a sexual organ.

Even holding hands with her could make her overwhelmed. Coming up and rubbing her shoulders while she worked would have her litterally melt in your hands.

>> No.15860927
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Shog?

>> No.15860932

>>15860927
'no'

>> No.15860938

>>15860927
Yes. the best. And that's pretty cool.

>> No.15860940

>>15860927
I want a loli shog hat.

>> No.15860942

What if I don't want to fuck monsters and just be friendly?

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>>15860927
>Shoggoth-chan taking inspiration from MVCs Venom and Guilty Gears Eddy
Coolio, and that notation on the top left tipped me off.

>> No.15860960

>>15860942
Brush of their advances and don't accept anything they offer you. Also carry some monster fragrance in case they try to rape you.

>> No.15860973

>>15860927
Can't come up with a good filename for this one.

>> No.15860974
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>>15860578
Make an Alamo Drafthouse dinner theater in MGC with stretchy meat on the menu and you can make a killing you can't take my idea

>> No.15860985

>>15860974
But they can take your meat.

THIEFS!

>> No.15860990

>>15860974
They will have to pay for it like everyone else, the employees will be equipped with umbrellas to pop open and scare them away if they try to rob the kitchen

>> No.15860991

>>15860895
Oh, exactly. Kneeling down, even if she's so short I still come up to her chest, and draping my hands over her shoulders before licking her all over. And licking just her legs or feet or hand if she tells me to.
Not to mention if she conditions my mind so that a simple command will have me on my back, and just her touching my stomach forces my head to go wild.

>Then she might ruffle your hair and call you a good dog for obeying orders and reward you with a footjob while that long sock on her left leg is still on. At least that's the kind of stuff I'd be into.

God, yes. Asymmetrical socks and stockings are the best. Stroking my head until I'm drooling like a dumb, happy animal, then using that sleek fabric-clad foot to completely subjugate me.

It's the sort of thing I could never see myself doing, ever, but I wish I was into it, if that makes sense. So her an arch imp, or even any monstergirl using hypnosis magic like that really appeals to me. Bonus points if they're loli.

>> No.15860993

>>15860990
Meant to reply to
>>15860985

>> No.15860994

>>15860927
>that smug shog on the right
It's like she's saying "come on faggot, touch me I dare you."

>> No.15861000

I need stories with demons

>> No.15861004

>>15861000
the bible?

>> No.15861005

Can ex-revolutionary Shoggoths form weapons such as blades, bows and arrows from their own mass?

>> No.15861009

>>15861005
In the profile picture she made a knife, so yes. She can get wild.

see >>15860563
fork, knife, spoon

>> No.15861014

>>15861000
http://pastebin.com/h4gpWFpz
http://pastebin.com/kypxyCrn
http://pastebin.com/VzUxQ5fp

>> No.15861016

>>15861000
http://pastebin.com/VzUxQ5fp

>> No.15861021

>>15861000
What type of stories?
Ones where both the man and demon mess each over up with small print?
Or ones where she gets women to join the ex faction cause?

>> No.15861023

Canonically which monster has the worst pussy? The answer is Baphomet

>> No.15861030

>>15860993
Must be funny watching them awawa and curl up in fear, dropping all the meat they were carrying.

Then you feed them after the restaurant closed and they follow you around, bumping in your leg and releasing an awa when you come to a sudden stop.

>> No.15861035

>>15861023
Gonna say Glacies.
Ice pussy sounds unpleasant.

>> No.15861059

>>15861030
I want to make a Wendigo a Calzone packed with different kinds of meat and a whole lot of mozzarella.
Just to see what happens.

>> No.15861090

>>15861059
She'll clutch on to you and make happy noises. I hope you don't mind carrying a Wendigo everywhere.

>> No.15861099

>>15861090
Only a monster wouldn't love carrying a fluffy little wendigo.

>> No.15861106

>>15861090
Guess I've got a childhood friend now.

>> No.15861123

>>15861106
A scary combination to have with monster shame they don't always win

>> No.15861168

>>15861123
Anon, she'll win for sure if she grows up into an Ara Ara kind of girl.
All she's got to do for that is drink Holst Milk.

>> No.15861175

>>15861106
She'll be crazy happy when she sees you, not because of the meat you provide, but because you are so nice and make her feel special.

You can either continue like this or go a little deeper. What would you do with this funny Wendigo?

>> No.15861200

What's your waifu's guilty pleasure anons?

>> No.15861211
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I did a little experiment with a quasi-omniscient third person narrative style. I don't think the experiment went very well, but that might just be because of my inexperience with the narrative style in the first place. Regardless of how unhappy I am with it, I still feel the need to continue on with the story as a whole. I'm not going to let it end here like I did with my Amazon story; there will be a proper conclusion to this.

Automaton, sort of: http://pastebin.com/3tNx8SFr

>> No.15861212

>>15861200
Under the tail massages. She always feels a little too good when I do it.

>> No.15861216

>>15861200
Garlic bread and getting punished for barking at the mailman. She's an adult woman but sometimes she just can't help herself!

>> No.15861222
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>> No.15861227

>>15861222
Gonna rub cheeks with her

>> No.15861229

>>15861222
When they're done right tsundere's are great.

>> No.15861237

>>15861200
Every once in a while, when she's feeling particularly naughty, she'll spill something on the floor just to feel the rush of making such a mess.

>> No.15861248

>>15861229
You are correct.
Nothing would be better than an angry tsun girl getting mad and telling you to leave only to leave so she mopes the whole day about how she said the wrong thing

>> No.15861255

>>15861222
>Never approach me again!
Alright, whatever you say, princess.
I will ensure that you never lay eyes upon my visage again.

>> No.15861265

>>15861248
What about when she gives you a nice lunch.

Only because she made too much of course.

>> No.15861286

>>15861255
She's going to be pouting with tears in her eyes for a whole hour until she starts wandering around to find you, looking quite dejected


>>15861265
Well, that would be nice but she'd have to eat it with me as I'm not a big eater

>> No.15861295

Good thing you can't fuse yandere and tsundere because that would make a monster shit^2

>> No.15861300

>>15861295
Here's your (you)

>> No.15861302

>>15861286
>Well, that would be nice but she'd have to eat it with me as I'm not a big eater

You mean she has to eat it with an idiot like you? I bet she thinks you're so stupid you can't even feed yourself.

>> No.15861305

>>15861286
I feel that it would be incredibly easy to tease a tsundere.
For instance, I would pretend to take her comment about my face to heart and start wearing a paper bag over my head. Obviously, nobody should have to see my horrible face.

>> No.15861313

Would monsters be able to comprehend why a tsundere monster doesn't just rape?

>> No.15861316

>>15861211
Score, can't read it right now but I'll give you a rant tomorrow if you want.

So amazon never ever then.

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>>15861168
She's back after many years, and she wants to clutch onto you again like old times

>> No.15861322

>>15861211
>dat matronly lactating Automaton
Noice. And in regard to the designs of these Androids, are they like the MGE Automaton accept with a futuristic aesthetic?
>"M-M-My Master is acting hyst-t-t-t-t-t-t-terical,"
Is this an Aliens reference?

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>>15861295
speak for yourself. My waifu is tsundere as fuck, then I leave and she becomes yandere, and tracks me down to cry in my arms about how she never wants me to leave. Then I start teasing her and she's tsundere again, and the cycle repeats for eternity.

I just can't help that she's so much fun to bully.

>> No.15861339

>>15861295
>He doesn't want a Red Oni who's incredibly tsundere at first, but once you show that even a human can lift one of those fucking kanobos she goes full fucking yandere

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>> No.15861344

>>15861340
God I love this image

>> No.15861351

>>15861340
>no bacon
Get the fuck away from me.

>> No.15861353

>>15861302
Oh?
Well if she wants me to leave, that's a good way to do it.

She may be eating lunch alone if she keeps that up.


>>15861305
Yeah, tsuns can be baited quite easily

>> No.15861365

>>15861295
>i-it's not like I murdered those SLUTS and WHORES for you baka

>> No.15861373

>>15861316
>So amazon never ever then.
According to the Magic 8-Ball that is my muse, "Outlook not so good."

And I'm always up for rants, bud. Thanks in advance.

>>15861322
>MGE Automaton accept with a futuristic aesthetic?
Basically.

>Is this an Aliens reference?
I was thinking more of SHODAN when I wrote that bit, but there might be some unconscious drawings in the case of language used.

>> No.15861379

What flat chested, haughty monster girl's drink would you spike with Holst milk?

>> No.15861382

>>15861379
None because I like flatchested and haughty, so

>> No.15861397

>>15861382
This. good taste.

>> No.15861401

>>15861200
Furry animals.

She likes being caressed with something fluffy

>> No.15861407

>>15861365
Sounds like she would tell you she only wants to be friends, but would then ensure she is your only friend

>> No.15861409

>>15861317
I'll probably have to piggyback her instead of letting her ride on my shoulders like she used to.

>> No.15861415

>>15861379
Vampire, Dragon, and Baphomet.

>> No.15861421

>>15861415
>Vampire

That sounds interesting.

>> No.15861423

>>15861379
Baphomet, weresheep, and a ryu

Bonus points for being lolis

>> No.15861431

>>15861379
Holst, because if I use her own milk it won't affect her

>> No.15861435

>>15861431
>it won't affect her

You sure about that?

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>>15861382

>> No.15861438

>>15861431
>implying she won't get even bigger breasts

>> No.15861449

>>15861438
And that's how Mega Holsts are made.

>> No.15861454

>>15861421
I'd love to see a haughty drillhaired Vampire go from being thin and flat to having a wonderful hourglass figure!
I want to mating press her while whispering that I love her into her ear!
I want to teach her to love her new assets so she becomes haughty again!

>> No.15861456

>>15861435
>>15861438
then why isn't every holst mega ultra super titty monsters. Maybe the milk can only make the breasts as big as the cow's breast the milk came from

>> No.15861460

>>15861437
I want to spoil the smugpire even if she keeps getting shot

>> No.15861463

>>15861456
So what happens when you give a Holst milk from two different Holsts who are bigger than her?
Can we distill Holst milk to it's purest most untainted form to make it reach it's maximum potential growth?

>> No.15861466

>>15861454
Sounds wonderful. Holst milk is a magical thing.

>> No.15861476

>>15861449
No, those are a unique subspecies

>>15861456
Because most holsts don't drink holst milk, it's a sign of failure to attract a husband if they do so.
Big breasts are prized but they quickly become scorned if it's because the holst drinks her own milk

>> No.15861485

>>15861463
If the milk is mixed then maybe it averages the size

>> No.15861496

>>15861431
>Flat Holst
Was her mom abusive or something because why was she not fed milk as a baby

>> No.15861513

>>15861496
Maybe she just got the flat end of the genetic stick anon, don't judge!

>> No.15861529

>>15861513
But Holsts don't have a flat end only a round one

>> No.15861551

>You will never have a pair of Holst sisters who insist you try their baked goods, made with only the best creme available from LOCAL DAIRY FARMS (tm)
>You will never get so addicted to the taste and smell of the milk that they'll just "Ufufu~" when you bury your face into their cleavage and motorboat them

>> No.15861562

>>15861529
That poor lonely holst with no ass or tits and despite all the milk she drinks or potions she tries

>> No.15861571

>>15861562
And then puberty hits her.

And oh good lord does it hit her. Her nerdy childhood friend she promised to marry now can't even think of her without getting a boner.

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>>15861551
Their goal was bearing your daughterus all along?

>> No.15861583

>>15861571
But she already went through puberty, it's why she is getting desperate with those potions

>> No.15861585

>>15861476
>Because most holsts don't drink holst milk, it's a sign of failure to attract a husband if they do so.
But its fucking hot.

>> No.15861590

Why aren't Mindflayers just called brain fucklers?

>> No.15861602

I'm gonna come out of the closet in front of the whole class! Good thing there aren't alps in my class!

>> No.15861607

>>15861581
I mean, yeah. Gotta secure the future of the bakery somehow.

And what better target to Ufufu~n than the farmer's son who provides your establishment with the grain?

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>>15860563
>Hellhound
Never pay for heating again, cook bacon on her stomach.

>> No.15861623

>>15861590
Fuck now I want China,IL but with monstergirls Baby Cakes would stay normal

>> No.15861631

>>15861200
Stroking her thick spadetail or masturbating with it.

>> No.15861632

>>15861608
no need for blankets or pillows either

>> No.15861647

>>15861211
I like the premise. Eager for more.

>> No.15861654

>>15861590
>Mindflayers
Don't remind me, I had the weirdest fucking dream involving octopus-themed shit the other night during the full moon.

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>>15861632
>Summer
>Hellhound sleeping next to you

At least they'd live up to the hell portion of their name.

>> No.15861661

Did anything come out of that one story idea of wurms invading a pocket dimension and turning it into Rome? It sounded interesting.

>> No.15861663

>>15861655
Christ, living with a hellhound in summer would be brutal. How do you counter her heat?

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>>15861602
You're gonna be in for a surprise, especially if you didn't think to ask.

>> No.15861669

>>15861585
Yeah but if they need to get bigger busts then it means they can't get a guy on their own

>> No.15861678

>>15861663
Have her Glacie friend sleep over

>> No.15861684

>>15861661
>MFW had a story idea involving ancient roman shenanigans a while ago
>MFW can't be assed to re-visit or re-write it
>MFW shitposting over imagining a Dark Elf lounging while she has wine poured down her front for you to lick off

>> No.15861690

>>15861654
You mean the cutest and most loving dream right?

>> No.15861703

>>15861690
It was actually kind of fucking... I don't know how to put it so I'll just use spoilers.

Basically part of it involved jumping into water and finding an octopus-like tendril/parasite thing beneath the skin of my arm like some Cronenberg shit, only to get pulled underwater.

Don't really remember the rest of it, but the sensation/pain was so real that for the first couple of hours of being awake yesterday at work I kept wondering if some kind of tentacle was going to come out of my hand like Scorpion's little spear thing from the movie.

Fucking full moons.

>> No.15861713

>>15861703

Anon how do you feel about fire?

>> No.15861724

You know, re-reading the manticore's profile I remember thinking that her entire body was shaped when she absorbed her husband's spirit energy. Was it ever verified that only her vagina is reshaped via tail-sucking?

>> No.15861727

>>15861703
Are you sure you aren't thinking about a shog that just wants to hide in you

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>>15861655
>>15861663
thats why you sleep without blankies and pillows
you only need her

>> No.15861750

>>15861724
As is the case often in MGE, the "reshape their body for their husband" thing happens to ALL mgs because of mamonobama, so the manticore's shtick is kinda redundant.

The fact that she defends her pussypussy virginity almost as hard as a unicorn despite being rapecrazy is still kinda cute tho.

>> No.15861756

>>15861747
What could scare a hellhound?

>> No.15861759

>>15861340
> not eggs and rapey

... I mean, I understand it was a low-hanging fruit, but the alternative wasn't even clever...

>> No.15861760

>>15861750
Teasing a manticore about that must be really cute. She either gets flustered or angry and rapey.

It also means that you can rape her if you are strong enough and she's weak, but no one would ever do that, right?

>> No.15861761

>>15861750
Yeah.
Manticores a cute

>> No.15861762

>>15861747
its spiders, anon
even spiders scare spiders
or maybe she's feeling down in the dumps and she needs a feel better snuggle, will you take up the mantle of responsibility?

>> No.15861766

>>15861756
Japanese colds.

>> No.15861768

>>15861762

>>15861756

god fucking dammit i played myself like a damn fiddle im a utter and complete fool

>> No.15861772

>>15861756
Loving commitment and genuine interest in her as a person rather than the regular (admittedly justified) prejudice as an anti-establishment rape machine.

>> No.15861781

>>15861747
What is that wan scared of?

>> No.15861784

Ushis are for marriage not rape

>> No.15861790

>>15861784
I'm pretty sure the Ushis would disagree. Both is good for them, with rape being the first priority.

>> No.15861797

>>15861727
>Shog that wants to hide in me
For what purpose

>> No.15861800

>>15861784
Human boys are for rape and marriage

>> No.15861802

>>15861797
http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Diver_Down

She's gonna protect you and watch you at all times, anon.

>> No.15861804

>>15861608
>>15861655
>>15861663
>>15861747
All right, I just read everything, and nowhere does it say Hellhounds have any control over fire, or body heat.

>> No.15861805

>>15861602
Get ready to be proactively dated by stage 3 alps that don't want you to lose your penis too.

>> No.15861813

>>15861804
Dude their eyes are on fire

>> No.15861814

>>15861805
>proactively dated
What if you alp in the middle of it?

>> No.15861817

>>15861784
Ushis are for hugs not for fugs

>> No.15861819

>>15861813
Thats not fire, its just a glowing affect.

>> No.15861825

>>15861814
You get bullied.
And not the cutesy they-secretly-like-you bullying either.

>> No.15861827

>>15861804
>A hound monster that has dark skin and fur, and burning red eyes. They're fierce hounds that have a durable, powerful body that's always burning uncontrollably with seething desire, and they have a severely ferocious disposition like hellfire.

First two sentences in their MGE description, m8.

>> No.15861828

>>15861762
>spiders scare spiders
Yeah because imagine seeing a miniature you but with an ape upper body

>> No.15861831

>>15861655
That Ushi is about to leap in for the kill.

>> No.15861832

>>15861814
It would be a mission failed, obviously, and something that they would avoid by raping on a psychological level.

An alpception, if you will.

>> No.15861837

>>15861760
Now I'm thinking that manticore teens get bullied at school for being prudes and pussy virgins.
When even the fucking skeleton girls are smugly talking about the pros and cons of cowgirl versus reverse cowgirl versus missionary, and what kind of panties to buy in order to keep their morning victims' semen bottled up inside them all through the school day, the manticores just get ostracised.
>"Haaaa~, the feeling of being creampied in your womb just can't be beat... but you wouldn't know about that would you, virgin-chan?"

And now I want a gyaru manticore delinquent who snaps as hard as a unicorn going to a bicorn. She'll pussypussy anyone! Behind the bike sheds, all lunchbreak long, she's there taking on all cummers! Classmates, teachers, shotas from the lower school - she needs them all in her greedy lower mouth!

>> No.15861840

>>15861827
Yeah, and nowhere does it mention fire.

>burning uncontrollably with seething desire
Thats not literally fire. Thats a description of her emotions.

>> No.15861845

>>15861837
>she's there taking on all cummers! Classmates, teachers, shotas from the lower school - she needs them all in her greedy lower mouth!
She says before chickening out when her childhood friend asks why she called him over

>> No.15861849

>>15861713
I like Ignis, if that's what you're asking.

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>>15861804
It was in the Hellhounds Enty description, let me look for it.

>> No.15861854

>>15861827
Literally all of that is just figurative wordplay.
It's like saying I can control fire because I have BURNING passion and a RAGING boner.

>> No.15861857

>>15861802
This is suspiciously relevant to my life, seeing as my waifu is a Shoggoth, and I'm a commercial diver by trade.

Lately ive been imaging wearing her as a wetsuit while working, but if she could occupy the same space as me, that would also be neat.

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15861861

I bet a monstergirl hair parlor would be nice to get a haircut at. What other services would improve with monstergirls in charge

>> No.15861863

>>15861840
>They're fierce hounds that have a durable, powerful body that's always burning uncontrollably with seething desire

If the predicate is
>that's always burning uncontrollably with seething desire
then what is the subject in this sentence?
To put it simply, WHAT is burning with desire?
Her body.
I pray that your first language isn't English.

>> No.15861866

>>15861827
I'm a super cool guy, with frosted tips, so clearly I command the forces of ice.

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>>15861804
>>15861850
Alright, here it is:
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/15143464#p15153514

>> No.15861883

>>15861854
>his raging firing boner can't even control fire
How do you even expect to please your MG?

>> No.15861884

>>15861849

I was just making sure we weren't dealing with The Thing here

>> No.15861885

>>15861863
Not sure what grammar has to do with this, because you said nothing to prove her burning desire is physically on fire.

Nice try I guess.

>> No.15861887

>>15861885
Check >>15861877

>> No.15861919

>>15861887
>>15861850
>The tips of her hairs are a fiery red, and her claws have a dull copper-like color, though it likely gets brighter when she heats up
>Her skin is a solid black color, but with some red glare I drew to represent high body temperature

Well all right, I suppose I stand corrected, although if these two sentences are the only offhand information about Hellhound heat, its still pretty fucking vague. Does she have any control over "heating up", or does he just mean being hot like any other person? For instance walking outside in hundred degree heat. It says nothing about any sort of ability like that, just that she has claws that brighten when she gets warmer.

I concede that
>drew to represent higher body temperature
is impossible to misinterpret though. They are warm.

>> No.15861922

>>15861877
It doesn't say anything about her controlling fire in any way. But it does state that she just happens to have hellfire on her body. Apparently her body heats up enough for her copper-colored claws to brighten, though it still says nothing about direct control over body heat.

I never really noticed since I didn't care much about the Hellwan in the first place, but she actually has black sclera, meaning she's a part of the radical faction like the Devils and such. That's pretty neat since I'm totally a radical, myself.

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>> No.15861928

>>15861924
gonna snuggle that fox

>> No.15861933

>>15861922
Using radical in that way makes me think devil-type monstergirls are gonna set up darkmatter bombs to demonify(?, probably not a word but let's go with it) up huge urban centers and hold huge orgies

>> No.15861935

>>15861933
That's the plan.

>> No.15861937

>>15861933
thats pretty rad.

also the word you where looking for was simply "corrupt".

>> No.15861940

>>15861922
>but she actually has black sclera, meaning she's a part of the radical faction like the Devils and such
[Citation Needed]

>> No.15861951

I wanna snuggle an oppai loli manticore

>> No.15861965

>>15861940
Hmm, I may be wrong, but I definately remember KC saying he uses black sclera for radical monsters. May have been in some bonus info from one of the profiles.

Heck, even in the linked Enty description he says:
> her black eyes are actually a symbol of extremists and particularly ferocious monsters.
Even if it wasn't exclusive to radicalism, she's still pretty vicious, I guess.

>> No.15861972

>>15861951
I wanna tie a oppai loli manticore's tail.

>> No.15861978

I want to adopt a monstergirl and not dick the daughteru

>> No.15861984

>>15861972
I don't think it's flexible enough for that

>> No.15861989

>>15861978
This I would do as well. Even if I already had a wife and daughteru.

>> No.15862014

>>15861984
Then I'm going to tie her and her onee-san together.

>> No.15862018

>>15861989
>wife and daughteru
always nice to give the daughteru a little sis

>> No.15862020

>>15862014
But then she and her oneesan will bully you!
They'll be real smug while doing it too!

>> No.15862026

>>15862020
She can't bully me, I don't have a tail she can tie.

>> No.15862028

>>15862026
Oh anon.
They're going to tie you up and edge you for hours.
They'll also eat you leftover pizza

>> No.15862032

>>15861211
It was quite interesting, I liked it. Can't wait for more.

>> No.15862034

>>15862028
Jokes on them, I ordered pineapple pizza knowing what would happen.

>> No.15862041

Remember guys, even monsters think incest is wrong.

>> No.15862043

>>15862034
>Pineapple pizza

Not even the alps would take you

>> No.15862045

>>15862041
Actually, according to the world guide, its encouraged.

>> No.15862047

>>15862041
Large mice beg to differ

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>>15862041
If that's the case, explain this.

>> No.15862054

>>15862043
That's the trick. You bully the shit out of monsters and when they finally going to have their way with you, pineapple pizza in your pants.

It's like a reverse cheshire or something.

>> No.15862058

>>15862041
>le Order propaganda

>> No.15862059

>>15862051
She's not actually related.

>> No.15862062

>>15862043
Man i fucking love Hawaiian and if a monster can't accept that then I'd have to break up with her

>> No.15862064

>>15862054
A reverse Cheshire would be weaponizing dad jokes somehow. What an abomination that would be.

>> No.15862065

No dire umi osho that is the friend of all children

>> No.15862068

>>15862065
I don't trust the shotas with her.

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Demon and Titania are the best onee-chans!
>demon-nee is always trying to seduce you and do lewd things together while titania-nee does her best to keep you pure
>unfortunately, titania-nee is so airheaded that demon-nee tricks her into innocently doing naughty stuff with you
>you wake up one morning to her jerking you off under the covers
>says demon-nee told her that certain parts of the body get 'stiff' in the morning, and massaging them helps soften them up
>she looks so happy to be helping her beloved little brother
>feel bad when you explain to her what a handjob is and that she is currently performing one on you
>her face goes beet red
>she spends the rest of the morning scolding demon-nee as your older sister laughs her ass off

>> No.15862072

>>15862064
Sorry, I meant a reverse Cheshire butt pizza.

You know when a cheshire changes the pizza for her ass? I would change my dick for pizza.
Hoping you would make my balls dry with your tailpussy? Nope, you are getting pineapple instead.

>> No.15862077

>>15862071
Onee-san is trash in general

>> No.15862082

>>15862072
Oh, I gotcha. That's a lot more harmless. And much less likely to make a Cheshire cry.

>> No.15862083

>>15862059
What are you talking about. She lives in your house and eats your food and lazes around. That's an Oneesan basically.

>> No.15862090

>>15862077
You know what I like? Normal relationships. Not a childhood friend either, just a plain highschool or workplace one.

>> No.15862091

>>15862077
Shut your pie hole
>>15862071
The best. Living with those two girls would give me a heart attack at a young age though. Too much sexual tension.

>> No.15862093

>>15862071
>you will never sign a marriage contract with a big sister type Demon

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Making snow angels with yetis!

>> No.15862098

>>15862090
A approve of what you like.

>> No.15862107

>>15862096
Making snow kids with yetis!

>> No.15862108

I want a CC familiar

>> No.15862115

>>15862096
How many of KCs monsters actually have chocolate skin?

>> No.15862118

>>15862093
>be little kid
>want to show big sis that you learned how to write your name
>she gives you a piece of paper and you put your squiggly signature on it
>years later you would discover that was a contract requiring marriage, a lovely home, six kids, and a dog/cat/misc. pet of your choice

>> No.15862119

>>15862064
>A reverse Cheshire would be weaponizing dad jokes somehow

That got me thinking, wouldn't a Cheshire be the monster most likely to tell mom jokes all the time?

Is it eating her inside out that she knows so many mom jokes yet has no daughteru yet?

Is she silently waiting for that one day to find you muttering to yourself "I'm hungry" or some other adjective, to appear with a positive pregnancy test and tears in her eyes saying "Hi hungry, I'm mom"?

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>>15862108

>> No.15862125

>>15862041
>The Goddess Evangelynn shoots you a mockingly piteous look. "Can you not recognize your own sister like this?"
>The succubus sealed outside your room, slams against the door, much to Evangelynn's delight.
>"She will not be coming anywhere near us again, thankfully." She scoffs. "However," a crooked smile washes over her normally plain expression, "to think you would be so quick to give in to these desires... And with your own kin! Filthy!"
>"You should be thankful I care so much for you." She holds your head by the chin. "I will keep you safe here, forever."
>"See how hard I work for you? Are I not worthy of praise?"
She accepts praise in the form of headpats and snuggles.
Later, you find out she was the one who corrupted your sister in the first place.

And this is why I will remain agnostic in Monstergirl Time.

>> No.15862129

>>15862118
What if you rip up the contract later on in your years because of a bad argument you had with her?

>> No.15862131

>>15862107
That comes later when her fluffy legs lock you in a warm hug

>> No.15862137

>>15862129
Why would you break her heart like that? Thats going too far.

>> No.15862138

>>15862115
Almost any KC girl can have chocolate skin, especially Wendigos and White Horns.

>> No.15862139

>>15862129
That's what backups are for.

>> No.15862143

>>15862129
I get the feeling those contracts are magic and could repair themselves. That or she put some clause in there that adds conditions if the first copy is destroyed

>> No.15862146

>>15862137
I don't know, you do a lot of mean stuff that can be completely over the line when you get angry enough with someone.

>>15862139
So what if those are also ripped up?

>> No.15862150

>>15862146
That's what backups of backups are for.

>> No.15862153

>>15862129
Depending on where in the world you live, that contract probably wouldn't even be valid.
The kid's screwed if he's in a demon realm, though.

>> No.15862158

>>15862146
Kinda hard to rip up a .png file kept on a flash drive and also at least fifteen internet proxy sites.
Demons don't fuck around when it comes to contracts, especially not Onee-sans.

>> No.15862159

>>15862138
So arctic girls are more typically chocolate?

Little chocolate wendigos are a novel idea.
Chocolate white horn sounds nice too.

>> No.15862160

I want a tanuuki to keep me in crippling debt until I agree to become her husband!

>> No.15862161

>>15862150
If every kind of backup is ripped to shreds?

>> No.15862163

>>15862122
Not taller
I'm talking small with CC proportions

>> No.15862166

>>15862125
Morally crooked and possessive "Lawful Good" Goddesses are the best.

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>>15862041
With all due respect, sir... bullshit.

>> No.15862190

>>15862163
A tiny tiny OL monstergirl? Like a regular CC, but a meter tall at most?

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>>15862077
>Onee-san
>trash
I bet you like Pepsi too.

>> No.15862199

>>15862166
Lawful neutral, anon. This is the difference between Captain America and Judge Dredd here, with lawful evil landing in Darth Vader territory. She mostly follows the rules, and though there is self-interest she doesn't maliciously and endlessly abuse the system to her own ends. I won't immediately cast her in the evil category, but there is no evidence of 'good' anywhere in this. Don't make me go to /tg/ and break out the charts.

>> No.15862204

>>15862158
But what happens if the boy grows up to regret signing the contract due to conflicting tastes between himself and his sister?

>> No.15862207
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15862207

You're walking around your house, when you accidentally knock a vase over. This girl pops out, and starts crying, and calls you a big meanie.

Wat do?

>> No.15862211

>>15862207
Knock her over.

>> No.15862212

>>15862198
>No chubby Lamia Onee-sama to cuddle up with ever.
God fucking damn it.

>>15862204
Impossible anon. She'll study his tastes and modify herself accordingly.
All for him. All because she can't imagine being with anyone else.

>> No.15862216

>>15862204
His sister would regretfully concede to his decision. She understands that it's not her place to force his hand when it comes to true love.

>> No.15862218

>>15862198
The only way that snake is getting a boy is if she takes advantage of her younger brother. Weirdo.

>> No.15862219

>>15862207
[x] molest brown girl

>> No.15862220

>>15862119
>Go up to her
>"Wanna know a good mum joke?"
>"What?"
>"You."

>> No.15862221

>>15862211
You've just pushed down a little girl. She tears up with a betrayed look on her face, and begins sobbing uncontrollably.

>> No.15862225

>>15862190
Yeah.
Short but packing a CC's curves

>> No.15862226

gimme ONE monstergirl personality that isn't just /gfd/ with cat ears

>> No.15862228

>>15862207
Apologise to her.
With my penis.

>> No.15862229

>>15862199
So, a goddess manufactured evil (via the succubization of his sister), and protected MC-kun from it, and tried to use it as leverage to earn undeserved headpats and snuggles.

Isn't that closer to the center of the alignment grid? She's acting selfishly, and harming others in the process, but also carrying out her duties as a guardian, although in an incredibly limited scope.

Eva is one seriously loose-cannon goddess.

>> No.15862231

>>15862226
Dormouse, which is just sleep rape on you and by you in equal measure. It's got mouse ears.

>> No.15862232

>>15862207
Call the professionals to deal with her.

In the mean time, get her a blanket and something to drink.

>> No.15862235

>>15862226
Ushi rape-train

>> No.15862239

>>15862226
whats gfd?

>> No.15862240

>>15860588
I'd boombox Careless Whisper because that's what Deadpool taught me to do.

>> No.15862248

>>15861340
C-can I go home now?

>> No.15862251

>>15862248
Anon, you're already home.

>> No.15862253

>>15862248
This is your home now

>> No.15862255

>>15862218
>Getting set upon by you chubby lamia onee-san
>Molesting her massive tits
>Claiming both of your virginities in one thrust
>Gripping those meaty hips as you pump her full of cock
>Watching her face swing between embarrassment and lust at fucking her little brother
>Listening to the bed creak and groan under the weight of your exertions
>Pump load after load into her womb until she's addicted to your cum
>Cuddling into her hefty chest & coils after you're finally spent
I fail to see the problem here

>> No.15862265

>>15862229
Thus why I corrected to lawful neutral. She has an order to things, but is not good as was originally suggested.

>> No.15862276

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to keep an eye out for chubby, weird monster girls.

You never know what they will do to you.

They may even hols your hand and offer their lap as a pillow

>> No.15862285
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>>15862276
Oh dear

>> No.15862286

>>15862276
Just the other day I saw that CC teacher from Persona 5 demanding this kind of physical contact.

>> No.15862291

>>15862285
Exactly!
Even the loli versions can't be trusted, although Yaia isn't exactly chubby

>> No.15862294

Your pets have turned into their monster girl variants, what's their personality and the first thing they do/say?

>> No.15862296

>>15862286
Don't listen to them, you'll lay in their lap while they get a goofy grin and crazy eyes

>> No.15862297

>>15862207
Wow without the jars on her she actually looks pretty cute

>> No.15862299

>>15862296
I guess so.

>> No.15862303

>>15862296
I'm going to do it.

>> No.15862304

>>15862276
I'm a slippery guy, there is just no way a chubby monster would be able to those lewd things with me.

>> No.15862305

>>15862255
>Watching her face swing between embarrassment and lust at fucking her little brother
This is what sells onee-sans for me.

>> No.15862308

>>15862294
Yandere levels of clingy
> Why did you let that car hit me?

>> No.15862309
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15862309

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.15862310

>>15862294
>Rose hair tarantula
>Fighting beta fish

Score. A lazy Arachne girl who calls me onii chan, and a genki, sporty mermaid who loves to punch things.

>> No.15862317

>>15862310
>Fighting fish mermaid
Does she have a frill that puffs out and changes color when she's mad?

>> No.15862318

>>15862294
Chill, friendly, a bit lazy, and bit chubby
>hey, want to relax on the couch and snuggle while we play some video games/ watch anime together like we usually do?

>> No.15862333

>>15862317
Absolutely. When I tease her, she pouts and her frill flares up.

>> No.15862334

>>15862294
>lazy old dog
>lazy old cat
>cowardly younger cat who was born to feral parents
>young kitty who doesn't like being touched and attacks dogs on sight regardless of size
Well I err umm. They'll ask me when's [insert next meal here] I guess.

>> No.15862371

>>15862294
I don't have any pets, but a tiny little lizard ran across my foot in the bathroom this evening and freaked me the fuck out.

Does that count?

>> No.15862373

>>15862371
Could be.

>> No.15862374

>>15862294
I'm going to take this as the big leafy potplant I have on my balcony turns into a busty summery alraune.
It's squished up against my balcony window too. Gonna get me some tiddies on the glass.

>> No.15862384
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15862384

I need caffiene

>> No.15862388

>>15862294
>A Guinea Pig and two Parakeets.

What would that even become? A Dormouse and two Jubjubs? A large Mouse and two harpies?

>> No.15862393

>>15862371
>abandoned toddler lizardgirl somehow gets into your house
Not as bad as far as intruders go.

>> No.15862395

>>15862384
I just had some, it tasted horrible because I drink it black.
Spider girls would turn cafes into bars, huh.

>> No.15862398

>>15862294
>hyperactive, mega-genki papillon
Might be fun. I'm not a super emotive guy so it'll be interesting having her as my opposite pair.

>> No.15862403

>>15862371
Similar experience today where i was going through a drivethrough and a Bee made its way into my window, i almost crashed and the guy at the window nearly died of laughter. If that little bee was trying to court me it didnt do too well of a job.

>> No.15862423

>>15862371
I get a minilizard intruder in my apartment too sometimes.
Loli lizardgirls sure are precocious.

>> No.15862427
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15862427

>As an aside, i'm also one of those monsters that's seeking a single man for herself and her four demonic elementals. However, to my embarrassment, I had never even been in a romantic affair before becoming a monster, and when my homeland became a demon realm, most of the men in my country were carried off by other monsters while I was finishing a report about the results of research into demon realm conversion.
>Since the same thing keeps happening over and over, my elementals and I still don't have a husband yet even as of the present. As a monster, it's a matter of life or death. My elementals are also at the limit of what they can bear, and I myself am in a condition of wetting pillows and tentacles day after day. And so, if I may be so bold, I'm going to use this book to recruit a husband. Though it is brazen, first of all, a man who could pour love and spirit energy into me and my four elementals equally would be ideal.
>Also, perhaps because I'm a dark matter, I have this bad habit. I constantly seek pleasure, go wild with lust, and lose concentration, but on the other, my head works better than usual while experiencing pleasure. So as of the present, I work my energy tentacles hard while I'm reading books and putting my research in order. For that reason, I'd be even more pleased if my husband would tease my body while gently hugging me from behind, or thrust from below in the woman-on-top-position and become like my chair when I'm reading books and doing research. And also, though I am verbose when writing, I'm extremely nervous when actually meeting someone face to face and chatting, and I must admit I'm rather taciturn. So, I'd prefer a person who would gently pat my head, hug me, kiss me, and then push me over, and make me feel really good if I affectionately leaned close to him without saying a word.
>This ended up becoming a little bit long, but if there's a man who would become my husband, by all means, please drop by the demon realm state of “Polove” right away. I'm eagerly waiting along with my elementals

Good lord someone find this girl a husband.

>> No.15862439

>>15862226
Gnome. She's /gfd/ with huge earthen hands and mudpussy.

Dragon Zombie

>> No.15862447

>>15862427
>Tentacles
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.15862458

>>15862427
Poor girl.
I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't.

>> No.15862471

>>15862427
You'd think the fact that not only is she an attractive, intelligent, eternally young lady, but comes complete with a harem of ultra-lustful elementals, would draw in more suitors.

But of course, this is what self-insertion is for.

>> No.15862485
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15862485

Good morning/evening/whatever the time anons!

I'm here to talk about snakes, who here wants to talk about snakes?
Or writing, I'm down for that too

>> No.15862486

>>15862485
I want to tie up a loli Shirohebi.

>> No.15862489

>>15862485
>Those faces
Dumb snekfag

>> No.15862490

>>15862485
We can't talk about writing here, that's blogshit!

>> No.15862491

>>15862447
Its literally just masturbation. She controls them like her own arms.
>>15862458
>>15862471
Dating a dark matter elementalist is a pretty hardcore commitment. Thats a lot of power bouncing on your manhood.

>> No.15862494
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15862494

I'm losing hope. Why bother posting her?

>> No.15862496

>>15862491
>Its literally just masturbation.
Don't give a shit, it's still fucking trash.

Fuck KC for putting that garbage in his setting.

>> No.15862498

>>15862427
I'd marry and act as a research assistant for her. Work focused girls need husbands at home for cooking, cleaning, drawing baths, and warming the bed!

>> No.15862499

>>15862427
Personally i wouldn't mind being her husband, as she has a loot of the basic qualities that i like in a girl. She's very intelligent which is something i need and means she can have good conversations about anything with her, especially since I've always been attracted to the more bookworm type girls. plus she's pretty cute and a romantic in the best way possible, qualities that i enjoy, would ask out cute dark matter for at least one date to get to know each other and see if we have good chemistry.

>> No.15862500

>>15862485
For snakes, I heard that its the movement of the flute that "charms" them, the music could be anything.

For writing, I had to deal with a code red. my sister reading my stuff as I had left my laptop to get a drink, thankfully I don't write smut or it would be hell more awkward to explain then it already is.

>> No.15862501

>>15861802
And now I'm browsing a wiki full of stand powers. I guess there wasn't anything else I was planning to do tonight..

>> No.15862505

>>15862500
Or worse yet, maybe your sister would've gotten interested.

>> No.15862506

>>15862494
It is decent art anon, but the lack of defined lines and focus on setting don't really show off her best traits. I want a bit that shows the kuudere, protective, but awkward and easily embarrassed nature of this fish.

>> No.15862508

>>15862494
I feel like Sahuagin is one of those girls that everybody loves but nobody marries...

>> No.15862510
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15862510

>>15862500
Destroy the evidence and silence the witness anon.

>> No.15862511

>>15862500
This is how some of the best MG stories start anon. Use that moment as inspiration for future 'writings'.

>> No.15862514

>>15862496
What exactly is it about tentacles that trigger you? Is it the shape? the bonelessness?

Any slime girl could make limbs like that to grab things. Do you hate Shoggoths also? What about an Alraunes moving vines?

>> No.15862515

>>15862500

>puts on the cat ears
>kinky mg roleplay wincest

>> No.15862516

>>15862506
The fish isn't what's important here, anon. It's about the girl.

>> No.15862518

>>15862505
She WANTS to read it and now going to tell the family i spend by free time writing

If it wasn't for a well executed dive she would have read more than she did.

>> No.15862519

>>15862514
Tentacles are a slippery slope into gangbang/pegging faggotry and it's cheap erotic fuel.

Any kind of tentacles are trash.

>> No.15862520

>>15862515
Is this the power or love between siblings?
>>15862518
If she's going to tell them about it even after you tell her not to, she's just an asswipe.

>> No.15862521

>>15862494
But i thought you where going to post this every day until we liked it?

>> No.15862522

>>15862515
NO
I am way to normie to enen consider that

>> No.15862523

>>15862519
>Any kind of tentacles are trash.
Unless of course they being used purely for movement purposes with girls like Krakens.

>> No.15862526

>>15862510
Why are Kunoichis so smug?

>> No.15862527

>>15862519
Pegging, huh? Guess you must like that stuff to bring it up so eagerly.
Faggot.

>> No.15862530

>>15862501
Still can't figure out "Gold Experience Requiem" for the life of me. It somehow removes the result of a caused action, causing reality to glitch the fuck out on its target. Funnily enough, even GioGio can't explain it.

... I'd like to go on a bizarre adventure with a team of dramatic hero monstergirls. Really traveling through the MGE world without the guidebook would result in the uttering of "what the hell is that creature doing" most of the time. Maybe grab a Dhampir for Polnareff-esque buddy. and we could go on a mission through the desert regions to prevent a Pharos from resurrecting, only to find out that it is the Apophis that poisoned my older sister all along.

What sort of fashionable poses would your waifu strike, anon?

>> No.15862532

>>15862518
Paranoia is a good trait for any __fag to have. Close and save out of everything the momwnt you consider leaving the room. Your house is a dangerous place

>> No.15862533

>>15862527
Nice bait.

>> No.15862534

>>15862518
How far down the rabbit hole did she get?

Was there enough prose for her to know that it's girls with monster bits, or were you still in the "Generic fantasy humanboy doing generic fantasy humanboy things" setup?

>> No.15862536

>>15862533
>bait
You're the one who started to talk about it. Nobody else was going to bring it up butt you.

>> No.15862538

>>15862485
...why do I find myself thinking these two look oddly like Allura and Lance?

>> No.15862540

>>15862519
Then lets agree to disagree. I wouldn't blame a dark matter for masturbating with her tentacles any more than I would blame a ZapWeasel for masturbating all day long. Or some other similar situation. Its literally just the nature of the beast.

>> No.15862544

>>15862536
2/10 here's your last (You)

>>15862540
Alright, fine. It really is fucking stupid to argue about this for as long as we have.

Tentacles are still shit though.

>> No.15862551

>>15862534
Far enough to commit the two characters names to memory, not far enough for monster stuff I believe.

>> No.15862565
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15862565

Rejoice anon, now you can finally fuck a matango!

>> No.15862566

>>15862538
Gonna have to ask who they are

>> No.15862571

>>15862565
Did you make her yourself?

>> No.15862575

>>15862565
Only shrooms I'll be taking would be Undead Grey Lamentation Mushrooms. I'll even take the old kind if the "have and undead waifu" versions aren't available. You enjoy yourself.

>> No.15862578

>>15862565
I want to lick the shroom

>> No.15862583

>>15862565
I would rather drown.

>> No.15862585

>>15862532
I was careless, never again.

>> No.15862586

>>15862566
A shapeshifting space Dark Elf and one of her five elite guardians.

>> No.15862593

>>15862585
Btw, can i get the name of you my fine writefag or naw?

>> No.15862594

>>15862500
If anybody in my family read my writing I'm pretty sure it'd ruin everything.

>> No.15862604

>>15862593
Iron beast.
Might have to write a normie story as a decoy

>> No.15862606

>>15862604
Oh neato, please never get caught again.

>>15862594
Same here man. Stay vigilant!

>> No.15862611

>>15862565
Matangos are love, people are scared because of their spores but they should just think of it as a light drug to enhance their life

I'd love to see what a Matango infested village would be like, all the happy people having high sex, the loli matangos playing with the young boys, etc...

>> No.15862621

>>15862604
>Might have to write a normie story as a decoy
Post it on your pastebin and as long as it doesn't contain monsterboys I might take a look at it.

>> No.15862624

>>15862606
>Stay vigilant!
I mean, they'll never have access to my computer since I'm super paranoid about it, but still. I'm paranoid.

>> No.15862631

>>15862624
Quick, skip the country and change your name to Ignacio. Sell crack to kids for a living and marry a tranny. That'll throw them off your trail... or at least make your other interests less worrisome in their minds.

>> No.15862633

>>15862624
I cant really move my laptop as its on life support and it freaks every time I put it to standby

I gotta tactics this shit.

>> No.15862634
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15862634

Reminder that Gandharva exists.

Still trying to figure out how she plays that thing with any amount of dexterity.

>> No.15862639

>>15862634
Her feet. Alternatively, those nipple spears.

>> No.15862641

>>15862624
My paranoia is such that 50% of all I do is though incognito

>> No.15862643

>>15862624
Ditto man, ive always had a superhuman level of fear for people looking at my shit in general. Once i got to the point where there was 'that kind' of stuff around on my pc its now at the point where the only person who will ever have access to this shit is me and a close pal who has agreed to demolish my harddrive in a glorious fashion should i ever suffer an early demise

>> No.15862650

>>15862643
>a close pal who has agreed to demolish my harddrive in a glorious fashion should i ever suffer an early demise
See I don't have one of those so if that ever happens to me people are in for some shit.

>> No.15862653

>>15862639
those nipple spears are actually paizuri handles

>> No.15862659

Am I the only one that doesn't even mind if my parents found my porn?

>What's this!?
>Muh porn. lol

>> No.15862660

>>15862604
I think you should actually work on one.
all your writ doesn't have to focus on monster girls or MGE. You might actually make something great out of it.

Just finish scalebound and that one with the posh woman first you fuck.

>> No.15862672

>>15862659
Go away underageb&

>> No.15862675

>>15862659
Yes.

>> No.15862679

>>15862659
I fap to sick, disgusting things that would get me locked up in an insane asylum, so no I don't need my parents coming over to peruse my folders.

>> No.15862682

>>15862659
I live with a family that though playing cards were demonic, got visits from the church because I was reading inuyasha and have relatives that had cartoon network banned and weren't allowed to touch anything related to pokemon till they were 15

I know what bases to cover

>> No.15862686

>>15862682
Thought*

>> No.15862695

>>15862679
> I fap to sick, disgusting things that would get me locked up in an insane asylum
Remember that, to normies, vanilla monstergirls fall under this category.

>> No.15862704

>>15862682
>playing cards were demonic
Please tell me there is a explanation for this.

>> No.15862710

>>15862695
I wouldnt go that far, most tame ones are cosplay-ish for the most part. Though the intensity of it might be the part that puts people off more

>> No.15862714

>>15862704
To my memory the suits were different tribes and the joker was a insult to jesus.

>> No.15862718

>>15862704
Clearly you've never had religious parents who saw your yugioh cards and drew the whole shadow realm aspect as gambling for your soul. Or disliked some of the card descriptions on MTG cards. Or... or heard some of the meanings of pokemon names in japanese names and got worried that you were slipping away into animism. Raichu, i think was what the local preacher had issues with when I was but a 10 year old trying to play cardgames at school.

I moved out from the south to the west coast for a reason.

>> No.15862720

>>15862714
My family believed Magic The Gathering was about summoning the devil. They mellowed out further into my life thankfully

>> No.15862726

>>15862718
West coast best coast. Hope we meet each other but never realize it ever.

>> No.15862738

>>15862704
Old school view that anything fantastical is the devil that comes from believing words and images have power. These are the same kind of people that think dancing, regular ballroom dancing, is a sin to be shamed about. Every religion has weird zealots like that. What's interesting is it's just a very old way of thinking, not exactly crazy, just way way out of date.

>> No.15862739

>Not using stealth stabery, and Illusion to be invisible indefinitely.

>> No.15862744

>>15862395
>underage arachnes hanging outside of Starbucks trying to get adults/other MGs to buy coffee for them

>Parents go away for vacation
>Spider pulls out a bag of dank Arabica
>It's house party time

Though I'm also reminded of that kid that killed himself by snorting caffeine.

>> No.15862745

>>15862744
>human boys slipping nodoze into arachne drinks

>> No.15862746

On the topic of witchcraft and things christian moms dont like. Would yall consider shin megami tensei monsters relatable to this thread?
anyone i can talk to about the game when i acquire it soon?

>> No.15862749

>>15862739
shit. misfired into the wrong board.

>> No.15862750

>>15862714
According to google:
>Clubs are violence, doesnt really say anything about the other suits
>10 is opposition to the ten commandments
> king is the devil
> jack is pretty much selfish lustful men
>queen is mary as a "impure" woman and the mother of whores in card language
>the joker is jesus as a fool and the creation of the jack and queen

I like to think there's a poker playing angel out there just to spite them

>> No.15862754

>>15862746
Any monstergirls are thread related, but what constitutes as a monster girl is the real debate.

I dont know that series so I couldn't say.

>> No.15862758

>>15862746
>you know you've been on the internet to long when you start picturing jack frost as a monstergirl

>> No.15862764

>>15861211
Good stuff.

>> No.15862766

>>15862750
That's sad. Doesn't reflect the evolution of the deck at all. I mean, the suites weren't even completely codified until a couple hundred years ago. That's real recent for an eight hundred year old deck. That's not even getting into how the face cards have changed with Knight and Knave.

I mean, usually the goto is just to label it bad through the kevin bacon logic that it's always been used for gambling and that the devil loves to gamble, so FOOZBALL IS DA DEHVUL!

>> No.15862773

>>15862744
> be working at office as a gopher
> can't really find a job that has to do with what you went and got a degree for, but this pays the bills
> go around the office at starting time writing up everyone's breakfast order
> hit arachneechan's office, ask if she wants coffee and a bagel
> she stutters and glances from side to side
> "A-anon, isn't that a bit forward...? I don't mind a date, but..."

alternatively

> be attending MGC university
> time for an all nighter to finish a project for that damn distracting hakutaku and her hypnotic hakutits
> other people in her class are also running late, agree to getting together and helping eachother out
> bring up the coffee machine from your dorm and that nice bag of roast your folks sent you from their trip to South America
> spidergirl interprets this as a wild party with 'study session' being the subversive term she didn't catch on to
> ends up matching you cup for cup cause she doesn't want to look like a prudish teacher's pet

I would peer pressure a naive spider. I'm probably a bad person.

>> No.15862778

Dammit ages ago we had a thing that was perfect for this thread right now that involved the demon.

>> No.15862780

>>15862773
>I'm probably a bad person.
You are. A worse person wouldn't even bother and would just slip some powder into one of her food items or skip even that, and just spray her down with caffeine water.

Drunken wet t-shirt arachne.

>> No.15862794

How you tell your christian mom you have a Demon wife?

>> No.15862798

>>15862794
Turn her into a succubus and then casually mention it while she's raping your dad on the kitchen table.

>> No.15862802

>>15862794
>"So I signed this contract..."

>> No.15862805

>>15862798
>"That's great dear!"
>"Stop struggling Ernie!"

>> No.15862808

>>15862794
Let's stick to CG faithful or Order member, so as to avoid butthurt.

Probably... after the town is a demon realm? Or in a letter as you're off living with your new waifu. (You didn't KNOW your bluebutt replaced it with some sort of weird contract paper that corrupted your mom when she got her fingerprints on it, and the call from her post-succubization was a bit awkward, but you're glad you are all talking.)

>> No.15862811

>>15862744
>>15862773
I like this.
>>15862778
Yes?

>> No.15862818
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>>15862634
She knows what she's doing.

>> No.15862823
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15862823

Let's get down to business
To defeat
The Huns!

>> No.15862826

>>15862794
The Correct way of thinking:
Call a family meeting, Tell her that she isnt the "soul eating satanist time" Bribe her with homebaked cookies or something.

The wrong way of thinking:
Let walk in toy you having the most unrestrained fucking of your life. Preferably With a cross up her ass and shouting "Where is your god now?"

The other wrong way of thinking
your demon wife just found her first convert

>> No.15862833

>>15862823
What kind of man has antennae?

>> No.15862835
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15862835

>>15862823
Did they send me dughterus
When I asked for sons?

>> No.15862837

>>15862833
It's a trophy from a monster he killed.

>> No.15862840

>>15862826
>The other wrong way of thinking
No, that's the other RIGHT way of thinking. Nothing could make mommy happier, right?

>> No.15862841
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>>15862826
I want to do the wrong way, she sounds like one hell of a firecracker

>> No.15862848

>>15862826
I am so capping this one.

>> No.15862854

>>15862837
That must be one manly man!

>> No.15862856
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>>15862835
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot!
And you haven't got a clue.

>> No.15862857

>>15862854
I am feeling new, tingling feelings!

>> No.15862871
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>>15862856
Somehow I'll
Find a MON
Right for you

(Probably like a monoeye or something. You'd like that, wouldn't you? Wimp.)

>> No.15862893
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>>15862871
We must be swift as a soaring harpy.
With all the force of a manticore
And all the strength of a raging sandworm
Mysterious as our queen, the demon lord!

>> No.15862896

>>15862871
>>15862893
I can't hear this song without seeing Mr. Popo's face.

>> No.15862900

How does your waifu like to dress anons?
>suits, particularly white ones to contrast with her skin.

>> No.15862904
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15862904

Where is the monster girl version of this?

>> No.15862907

>>15862900
Loincloths and bests, stuff that comes off easily and isn't too hard to put on with claws and wings and a tail getting in the way.

>> No.15862909
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>>15862900
itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, lacy, shapely maid bikini.

>> No.15862910

>>15862900
Pantyhose

>> No.15862911

>>15862904
What exactly is "this"?

>> No.15862912

>>15862207
Tell her to pop out in ten more years and something might pop out of me in return.

>> No.15862919

>>15862427
But she wants what I want. What are we going to do, simultaneously sit in each other's laps and grope each other from behind?

>> No.15862927

>>15862911
Stygiomedusa giagantea

>> No.15862928
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15862928

Do we have any stories where a bunch of drunk teens go inna woods and get what's coming to them?

>> No.15862934

>>15862904
Fuck Oceaneering. Like I want to work for ten dollars an hour, welding.
>>15862911
Some sort of unnamed deep sea jellyfish. New species are discovered on almost every deep sea dive. Most of these things are only seen once, then never again. That ROV was at 3444fsw which isn't even actually that deep.

So it would probably be a rare sea slime, with a delinquent personality.

>> No.15862937

>>15862659
Honestly, if any one found the shit I write, I'd just tell privacy is a thing to be respected for a reason. If you can conceive of things you don't wish to know about a person, it's best to just not delve.

>> No.15862938

>>15862934
>welding
I never learned to weld properly. Is your job anything like that comic book Underwater Welder?

>> No.15862940

Apparently there is a possibility that a parallel universe has been discovered 'bumping' into ours. 2017 may actually be real.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2063204-mystery-bright-spots-could-be-first-glimpse-of-another-universe/

>> No.15862946

>>15862928
Uh... I know there is one with teen larpers inna woods getting what they're asking for. Close enough?

http://pastebin.com/5Q7UBvQH

teen slasher version would be good though.

>> No.15862947

>>15862938
Thats exactly my job, although welding is only a small part of it. You also do a ton of inspections, heavy construction, and assorted "blasting".

Also with less time travel shenanigans.

>> No.15862948

>>15862946
>larpers
Not quite what I was expecting, but I'll take it.

>> No.15862953

>>15862928
Until Dawn: Awawa Edition?

>> No.15862960

>>15862953
I want it. Except, you know, it would need changes for the setting. Keep all the cheesy stereotypes for good laughs, try and keep it scary too. Make them separate and disappear one by one, give the bad guy a slightly different motive. Can wendigos do scary though? I think they need support. Maybe doppelgangers too?

>> No.15862961

>>15862960
Sure they can do scary. As long as you don't see them.

>> No.15862963

>>15862960
I would kill for an Until Dawn: Awawawawa edition

>> No.15862981
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If we're talking about Until Dawn: Awawawa Edition, how about having Doktor Vürm as the psychiatrist?

>> No.15862985

>>15862953
>>15862963
>By the time I finish writing the story idea will have been discussed to death
Stahp

>> No.15862986

>>15862985
I'm sorry sir, I won't talk about it anymore, sir.

>> No.15863003

>>15862986
Na I'm just fucking around.

>> No.15863005
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15863005

Anyone got any story ideas they're not using?

>> No.15863011

>>15863003
What, so you're NOT writing it?

>> No.15863015

>>15863011
No, I am, but it's my fault if my glacial pace means it's old news by the time its done.

>> No.15863022

>>15863015
Ganbatte anon.

>> No.15863025

>>15863005
I've got Shoggoth and Mindflayer ideas for days.

>> No.15863026

>>15863025
I don't want no creeping chaos.

>> No.15863027

>>15863005
Yes.
Many.
My ironic curse is that I have many more ideas than I have the sticktoitiveness to develop

>> No.15863029
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>>15863026
I figured, so I didn't list them.

>> No.15863034

>>15863027
Anything specific?

>> No.15863044

>>15863029
Nice edit

>> No.15863047

>>15863005
Salamander librarian
its the only onethat keeps nagging me but I dont know how to spin it.

that and women turning in to Kakuens, or demons, but meh

>> No.15863053

>>15863047
Librarian by day, fight club member by night!

>> No.15863054
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>>15863044
one of my favorites.

>> No.15863055
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15863055

Milk?

>> No.15863057

>>15863054
From the thumbnail I thought that this was like, half a mememe pose

>> No.15863060
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Cute, naked dog.

>> No.15863062

>>15863060
>tiara
A princess?
>pouty face
A princess.

>> No.15863063

>>15863034
Sure. One I was toying with was: Newbie angel mg accidentally crash-lands next to Anon in an Order city instead of in the middle of a Crusade. At the start she's overwhelmed by evetyone praying at her - Anon helps her hide from her fans. Shortly the adoration she gets from the citizens causes pride, which is a sin, which gives the Fallen God an opening, and suddenly Anon is more than just 'that nice boy who helped me when I crashed'...

>> No.15863064

>>15863057
Now that you mention it, I can kinda see that.

>> No.15863065

>>15863063
>magical girl falls from the sky
Anon, how could you?

>> No.15863066

>>15863060
One way heroics. I'm loving the vita port myself.

>> No.15863072
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Wanna play "Dark Elf & Slave Boy"?

>> No.15863078

>>15863072
>"Sure, slave boy. Now go fetch me your ballgag on all fours."

things you could say to confuse your assailant and buy time to escape!

>> No.15863081

>>15863078
That's so kinky, even the Elf wouldn't be able to handle it.

>> No.15863083

>>15863065
>Dark mages often drop fro the sky
>So often their society has developed a tradition where they have to become the onee-san of any man they land on, unless the dark mage is already taken.
>Waifus of married men have to constantly watch out for falling dark mages like australia has to watch out for dropbears.

>> No.15863088

>>15863083
What if the man doesn't want an older sister?

>> No.15863090

>>15863083
Even though I already have a waifu, I would be totally okay with this.

A Dark Mage big sis would be dope as fuck. Though I hope she ain't expecting any wincest.

>> No.15863097

>>15863090
>platonic big sis
nani?

>>15863088
Nigga better watch out then, hadn't he? The contract isn't fulfilled if you either step aside and they spat, or if you catch them. Though the latter may make them interested in you. The contract is only fulfilled if you fall into a pile resembling something out of to-love-ru

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There's no time to argue, come with me!

>> No.15863115
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I'm having impure thoughts about a snek, please advise.

>> No.15863121

>>15863106
But there is time for a lap pillow

>> No.15863136

>>15863115
Get into full body hugs.

>> No.15863159

>>15863005
Too many to list off before I head to work.

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>>15863072
Elves must view us like bananas.
Gotta eat us up fast before we turn all mushy and rotten.

>> No.15863176

We all talk about monstergirls and we're fascinated by them but, speaking for myself at least, I never considered how nice it would be to have a monstergirl fascinated with me. Like an elf, smiling happily as she watches the way I do things, the way I think. My cute round ears. I feel fascination is the sweet and dere side of a yandere that doesn't get focused on all too often.

>> No.15863185

>>15863176
I have no qualities I can think of that would endear me to a magnificent creature like my waifu.

>> No.15863188

>>15863161
Nah, Mamono magic changes husbandos into physical ideals. Somewhere out there is a gruff soldier-guy that was caught by an amazon and turned into a shota over their years of marriage. Figure it's just about as bad as going alp for some dudes, but at least his waifu loves it.

>> No.15863190

>>15863188
There was a Mermaid in MGQ who turned her boyfriend into a shota after they got married.

>> No.15863191

>>15863185
The fact that only she can think of them is what makes her your waifu, no? I mean if you could think of your own endearing qualities, you'd be your own waifu.

>> No.15863193

>>15863191
If I knew how to fap like a normal person, I WOULD be my own waifu.

>> No.15863195

>>15863188
Still gotta hunt them down and find one before they mush up, start early! Train them fast! Mamano magic isn't gonna do shit if you're a corpse unless a lucky lich takes a liking you.

>> No.15863200

>>15863176
It doesn't really work that way because human men aren't alien to them. That monstergirl had a human father and grew up her whole life seeing round ears on boys as normal.

The only case where this might not be true would be with some rape monster that lives in an isolated cave who was spawned from catch and release.

>> No.15863211

>>15863200
Something doesn't have to be novel to be fascinating. It's just that most things are. I mean, I get fascinated by cold and windy days, but those aren't really novel.

>> No.15863213

>>15863200
COUNTERARGUMENT: I remain extremly interested in tits and asses despite the fact that 50% of the population around me has them and I can scrutinise them at length every time I turn on my computer, tfw no gf

So I don't think your rationale would in any way cause an MG to not want to fondle my ears.

>> No.15863258

>>15863195
> not wanting a lich reading a book on top of you as you laze around on the couch for a decade or two
> not enjoying unlife together as you indulge her in unusual ideas and experiments that inevitably become lewd
> not being the only one to get her to smile just a little after she finishes an important project for Sabbath research

Enjoy your elf I guess, I've got a hoodie to go hide. Gonna watch her run around the house in the bed sheets or maybe a bathrobe looking for it.

>> No.15863261
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Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal~~

>> No.15863270

>>15863190
She also cucks her husband with MC in one ending
Kek
>be turned into shotashit against your will
>and then NTRed

>> No.15863273

>>15863270
WTF I hate Monsters now, guy with messy hair did nothing wrong.

>> No.15863276

>>15863270
Holy shit. Cut that bitch up and serve the town some mermaid fillet. One 3dpd monstergirl gone and an entire town served with immortality. Sounds a fair trade.

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>>15863261
I want to hug that abomination.

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>>15863261
>>15863287
I want to rip and tear.

>> No.15863307

>>15863294
Doom lady is cute!

>> No.15863316

>>15863294
I want a doom paladingrill

>> No.15863324

>>15863307
I want her to princess carry me with her strong arms!

>> No.15863331
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>>15863294
>What's in the fucking box?
>I swear to god if you brought me flowers again.
>It's...
>How did you... Who told you this was my favorite?
And there was lots of extremely loud noises and yelling afterwards behind closed doors.

>> No.15863332

>>15863324
I want to buy her a new pet bunny.

>> No.15863353

>>15863331
Big strong girls getting flustered is just great.

>> No.15863367

>>15863273
He had messy hair? I don't think he had his own sprite

>> No.15863370
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15863370

Tell me anon, at the end of The Thing who do you think was the Thing?

>> No.15863374

>>15863367
I'm talking about the terrorist guy. The one who was killing the monsters. The guy who knew the MC's dad? Lazarus?

>> No.15863378

>>15863370
The husky that walked off into the sunset.

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>>15863370
I like the idea of classy girls talking about this kind of thing.
Well OF COURSE he was a replicant dear!

>> No.15863394

>>15863378
Please don't tell me you've only seen the reboot prequel.

>> No.15863405

>>15863370
Childs, of course.

>> No.15863408

>>15863331
>You will never get the biggest bear hug ever after getting her a quad barrel shotgun
>you will never be thrown over her shoulder and carried to bed when you get her a double barrel pump action the next year

>> No.15863412

>>15863394
I haven't even seen its trailer. I'm talking about the original cut of the 1982 movie.

>> No.15863413

>>15863370
I like to thing that the more people it ate and the more traits it gained from its victims, the more it started to understand morality. I sleep at night with that gentle lie in my head, that it isn't still so bloodthirsty and among us.

>> No.15863418

>>15863370
Both of them ya dumb cunt.

>> No.15863425

>>15863412
Isn't that the television version cut? I don't exactly remember anymore.

>> No.15863438

>>15863370
I saw something once, I think it was actually posted here, someone rewrote the movie from the perspective of the thing. It was really good.

>> No.15863449

>>15863413
Honestly think that's the best interpretation.

I recall some time ago reading this essay, fanfiction really, that was essentially, The Thing from the perspective of The Thing. And after spending the whole time utterly confused and disturbed by creatures as different from it as humans, by the end, it's just stopped giving a shit, knowing full well it's going to die up there along with the last human survivor.

>>15863438
And evidently I'm not the only one who's read it, or something similar at least.

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>General anon, you're back. The troops I gave you are not.
>...you pursued Lu Bu, didn't you?

>> No.15863470

>>15863453
More like lewd boo, amirite? Hahahaha.

>> No.15863474

>>15863470
I don't think that would help your case in a situation like that.

>> No.15863477

>>15863474
I want her to punish me

>> No.15863479

>>15863438
It's called "The Things"

>> No.15863489

>>15863479
that is actually kind of clever.

>> No.15863491
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I can't handle this much cuteness. Damn you OniTengu.

>> No.15863495

>>15863489
It's like Seven Aliens and One Terrified Infant.

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>>15863491
Oh and he also done a zap weasel with huge tits.

>> No.15863503

>>15863501
Those are big woozles on that wizzle.

>> No.15863537

>>15863501
What is that zap weasel saying?

>> No.15863544

>>15863537
There's electricity in the air, I bet.

>> No.15863555

I wonder what kind of self defence classes young shotas are taught, so that they can remain pure for their onee-sans, aunties or childhood friends.

I'd totally enroll my son in a defensive eromancy class. All the time in the world for his any of the above to crash in at the last moment and save his purity, if he is magically keeping his dick limp and away from his would be rapist.

>> No.15863578

>>15863491
>>15863501
Two of my favorites? What are the odds?

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>>15863578
They would be 1 / (the number of monstergirls in MGE) x 1 / (the number of remaining monstergirls in MGE) exactly,

>> No.15863607

>>15863555
Just get him a bodyguard.

I saw an ad for a "Mr. I. M. NotanOni". He'll protect your son.

>> No.15863625

>>15863607
No, he needs to be able to protect himself. This... "Mr. I. M. NotanOni" Sound like a trustworthy an earnest guy, but what if something happens to him, and the shota is endangered anyway? The ability to keep a limp cock is a matter of purity and boyslut. Image the heartache that can be avoided if he just can't be raped.

>> No.15863627

>>15863602
So, 0.99%? Pretty low odds.

>> No.15863636

>>15863625
Well it's your choice. My bodyguard Mr. Erihsehc has done a great job of protecting me. That Someplacefaraway has some great bodyguards.

>> No.15863637

>>15861211
Well, I promised some insight. It was good, I think you don't need to worry too much about the narrative. Most of the books I have with that style do it similarly, I'd say even worse so you're cool.

As with the story itself, I'm quite intrigued. This being a moster girl story you can grasp some basics about how it will go, but still with you, I can't never be sure, you always have some nice ideas. The, shall we say, filler dialogue is fun and the descriptions in general feel interesting to know, even if they are just to get you with the setting. I don't feel the temptation to skip a bit ahead.

I'm not good giving criticism, if you can call it that, so well. In short, I like it please give more.

>> No.15863675

>>15863627
bruv, there are 212 entries in the MGE wiki. that's 1/212 * 1/211. hand-waving the specifics, that's closer to .000025%

you could at least take the time to understand the likelihood of your favorite MG's noticing you.

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This Lizard looks kind of lost, I bet she's a naive noob. You should totally take advantage of her.

>> No.15863679

>>15863675
Did the math wrong, and assumed that there were 200 even because none have come out since the book. Thanks anon.

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It is time.

>> No.15863755

>>15863677
>>15863738
I like those lizards so much. I want to hug them and caress their tail all day long.

>> No.15863759

>>15863755
>their tails come off in your hands and they scamper off extremely flustered

>> No.15863768

>>15862981
Turn off my pain inhibitors Herr Doktor, I'm gonna cuddle that Wurm!

>> No.15863769

>>15863759
I wouldn't jump on it and scare her. I would get face to face and ask if I can touch her tail.
If she let's me, I would make sure to slowly and surely get every single spot, stoping and giving her a little rest if she jumps. I like lizard tail, but only if it's attached to her.

>> No.15863776

>>15862940
Interesting article. At first I thought they were talking about a Max Tegmart level I situation, where they were discovering the imprints left by different hubble volumes, which could be defined as different universe, even if they still basically exist in this universe.
But it looks like they're straight up talking about the level II situation, with bubble universes within a multiverse. That's kind of exciting.

>> No.15863778

>>15863769
You're what they call a "Scalebro", aren't you? How do you handle Salamanders?

>> No.15863780

>>15863776
Isn't it? I mean hehe haha 2017 and all but really, it's legitimately amazing the possibilities present.

>> No.15863782

>>15863768
I, uh...

I just pictured a chuuni in the MGE world with one arm replaced with an automaton model, shouting about how the demonic energy in his hand will smite his foes.

huh.

>> No.15863784

>>15863776
Don't try to sound educated in that, this is cringeworthy.
Also, offtopic shit.

>> No.15863786

>>15863782
Don't talk about my OCs in this thread.

>> No.15863787

>>15862940
It's probably just going to be the Cancerverse.

>> No.15863790

>>15863784
>offtopic
It was used to talk about the 2017 meme, not like it matters anyways, the threads moving slow as is.

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>>15863784
OH NO IT'S THE THREAD POLICE!

>> No.15863803

>>15863786
Fine then, what about a chuuni wielding a cursed sword so no female human or monster ever gets taken over by it, calling it his burden to bear despite just finding it in a cave somewhere? Like because it doesn't have a body to posses, all it can really try and to is turn him into an incubi, and even then only if he accidentally cuts himself with it.

>> No.15863806

>>15863780
The 2017 joke is just that, but it doesn't bother me that it's a thing. I guess it just stops people from fully comprehending how cool something like this is.

>>15863784
>cringeworthy
Back to /b/ with you.
You don't know what I'm educated in, or who I am. Unless you can post a picture of your degree or doctorate in this subject here, don't act so high and mighty about it.
Also, are you new to the thread? Off topic conversation about stuff like this, and weird philoposphical tangents is par for the course.

>> No.15863825

>>15863778
Salamanders must be crazy nice too.
While the uper side burns fiercely, the under side is completely warm and must be extremely soft to the touch. Also, considering they are using armor must of the time since they are warriors and all of that, her scales must feel very sentitive and cool too. Her hair lools nice too.

>> No.15863844

>>15863637
Thank you so much for the feedback, bud.

>I don't feel the temptation to skip a bit ahead.
You have no idea how happy that makes me. It's always a niggling doubt in the back of my noggin, wondering whether people are just breezing through my writing just to get to the smut. I'm glad my prose is entertaining to you!

>> No.15863851

>>15863806
>Off topic conversation about stuff like this, and weird philoposphical tangents is par for the course.
Oh yeah, the 'trying to emulate serious discussion' times. Of course I know of that.
>high and mighty
Doesn't even take it.

>> No.15863863

>>15863851
>Emulate
Yes, Anon, we all invent carefully constructed fake conversations just for the fun of it. Seriously, are you an alien, or just not of sound mind?

>> No.15863867

I desire a strongfat Anubis that makes me do a lot of manual labor stepping in only when I get too tired or something is too heavy/awkward to do it on my own

>> No.15863869
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>>15863863
I think it might be one of THEM alright. Let's take off its pants just to be safe, yeah?

>> No.15863876

>>15863869
It's hard to take them seriously when they're doing that whole "posting standards" junk.
"Stop trying to have these serious discussions, you're all dumb and not good at it!"
It's pretty laughable.

>> No.15863881

>>15863867
>strongfat Anubis
That whole thing sounds more suitable for a P'Orc.

>> No.15863885

>>15863867
But that's bad for your health! What is she goinna do when you collapse from working too hard? Step on your unconscious body demanding you get up while also crying?

>> No.15863890

>>15863881
Maybe but that doesn't make me want it any less.
I was figuring she's an old soldier moved to an administrative role and enjoys the perks too much

>> No.15863895

>>15863885
Haul made up over her shoulder and take me to a medical tent to relax, grumbling to herself about how she probably pushed me too hard

>> No.15863897

>>15863844
It shows, there is a level of detail that just screams "pls read me too anon!". Besides smut is cool, but at the end of the day I'd say most anons are happy to lose themselves reading adventures, so story & smut combined is god-tier.

Trust me and the less talkative anons, you are doing good mate.

>> No.15863921

>>15863867
I'd rather a strongslim anubis. A hyperathletic, gymnastic one who can do stuff like a standing split, and arch her back like this:
http://previews.123rf.com/images/bezikus/bezikus1507/bezikus150700082/42710426-Flexible-gymnast-doing-exercise-bending-back-at-the-bridge--Stock-Photo.jpg

Not to mention her perfectly toned body, from her powerful calves and elegant thighs, to her defined abs and gracefully strong arms. I'd want to see her wear some sleek, tight rubber bodysuit just to see the impression of her muscles below it all. Or maybe post-workout, her sweat making her brown skin look like she's some bronze, lacquered statue.

>> No.15863934

>>15862447
Nice insecurity.

>> No.15863945

>>15863921
That is good too, I just want mine with a bit extra padding

>> No.15863955

>>15863945
Fair enough, I can understand that.
Personally, I'd reserve the padding for a less athletic anubis. A pampered princess anubis, or soft lolinubis, maybe.

>> No.15863972

>>15863955
Those are fine too but I want some chocolate with this peanut butter, an old warrior anubutt whose not afraid to remind me that there's muscle beneath her pudge

>> No.15863976

>>15863972
Like an anubis who isn't afraid to remind you that she's still a type of wolfgirl. Yeah, sounds nice.

>> No.15863985

>>15863976
Yep, an Anubis who isn't afraid to show you that she's more than a bookworm

>> No.15864001

>>15863972
What made your Anubis become chubby?

>> No.15864006

So if dicking the daughteru is bad is diddling the daughtreru fine? There doesn't need to be any dick involved with diddling.

>> No.15864017

>>15864001
A promotion that got her from the frontline to the palace.


The switch into the office came with better/more rations without the increase in exercise.

She plays it off well but wearing her old clothes just makes it all the more apparent

>> No.15864018

>>15864006
Go ahead and do whatever you want with your younger wife, Anon. She is yours after all.

>> No.15864019

>>15864006
Come back when they cure your retardation.

>> No.15864020
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>>15864006
Hey diddle-diddle, time for a riddle!
What's black and blue and red all over?

>> No.15864022

>>15864020
A pokemon? I'm sure there is one like that somewhere.

>> No.15864023

>>15864020
A Will-o-Wisp wearing a red latex catsuit?

>> No.15864024

>>15864020
Someone who just had an unfortunate run-in with the local mob.

>> No.15864028

>>15864020
The husband of an ogre

>> No.15864032

>>15864028
Ding-ding-ding!

>> No.15864039

>>15864032
Cool!
This means I get to bang the kitty right?

>> No.15864042

>>15864020
The proper answer is "a bruised apple", right?

>> No.15864044

>>15863955
I'd take the chubby, Lolinubis if she was haughty

>> No.15864049

>>15864039
That's the deal. Remember to bite her neck if she gets rowdy.

>> No.15864052

>>15864049
Gonna fill her with kittens!
Gonna fill her with so many that even a large mouse will think I went too far.

>> No.15864059

>>15864052
How will you care for so many desert kitty daughterus?

>> No.15864066

I'm gonna feed my Wurm waifu lots and lots of mino milk so she becomes big and strong! I'm gonna do the same thing for our daughter!

>> No.15864072

>>15864066
And then the Dire Wurm infestation began.

>> No.15864074

>>15864059
By spending lots of time with them.
May also need to briefly become an adventurer for the gold

>> No.15864077

>>15864066
How much muscle is too much?

>> No.15864086

>>15862893
Is there a png of that yet?

>> No.15864088

>>15864006
Diddle the waifu then dick her. Make another daughteru

>> No.15864090

>>15863005
A latchkey richkid shota and his clingy thicc Automaton.

>> No.15864092

>>15863161
That's a lotta milk.

>> No.15864095

>>15864088
What if there is no waifu?

>> No.15864104

>>15864095
Then diddle the daughterfu and then dick her. Make another daughteru.

>> No.15864110

>>15864104
>Make another daughteru.
Why must there always be another daughteru?

>> No.15864111

>>15864077
I dunno, I haven't found too much muscle yet.

>>15864072
All according to plan.

>> No.15864113

>>15863501
>you will never plant your face into that expanse of ozone scented cleavage

>> No.15864116

>>15864110
What are you gonna do, not cum inside?

>> No.15864121

>>15864116
Yes, but that doesn't mean there needs to be another daughteru.

>> No.15864129

>>15864121
>Making your waifu have an abortion

>> No.15864133

>>15864129
He could just cum inside and make the daughteru lick her clean.

>> No.15864137
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>>15864110
>Are you saying that you don't want another daughteru, anon?
>Don't you think our only child is going to get lonely?
>"Don't have the time?" What do you mean? You should always have time for me-I mean your family.
>Just take a day off and spend some quality time at home, Anon.

Do you think a monstergirl-controlled government would give biased child support in favor of monstergirl families?

>> No.15864140

>>15864133
No, in this scenario the daughteru is the waifu. Unless she is highly flexible.

>> No.15864146

>>15864113
I want an Alice with a chest like that

>> No.15864150

>>15864140
Then get a beelzebub to do the work.

>> No.15864156

>>15864150
>Implying your wife would let some random whorefly lick your precious seed out of her own womanhood
What is even going through your head right now?

>> No.15864163

>not using monstergirl birth control

>> No.15864164
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Caw-caw motherfucker!

>> No.15864168

>>15864156
Well, daughteru dicking is trash, so I thought a beelzebub would fit in nicely.

>> No.15864173

>>15864164
Did she just break the sleeves of her suit with her wings?

>> No.15864174

>>15864168
Point taken

>> No.15864178

>>15864168
Look at you with these hot opinions.

>> No.15864219

What about doing cute things with daughterus? We talk about lewding them too much.

>> No.15864225
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>>15864219
Papa!

>> No.15864232

>>15864225
>just hatched
>already knows how to ask for upsies
They grow up so fast.

>> No.15864233

>>15864232
They have, it's a vicious world full of bitches and whores.

>> No.15864234

>>15864232
All daughterus instinktively know how to ask for upsies

>> No.15864236
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15864236

I wanna be sucked whole time by her

>> No.15864241
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15864241

>pomf
>My word! Whatever do you intend to do with me?

>> No.15864256

>you will never use your fingers to deepthroat train your waifu
>you will never fondle her uvula
feels bad man

>> No.15864265

>>15864256
>Monstergrill needing training to deepthroat a dick
lol k

>> No.15864268

>>15864265
I don't know anon, maybe he's a quicksilver and his waifu is like 5 or something.

>> No.15864272

>>15864241
Cuddling would be nice

>> No.15864273

>>15864268
It's likely. If you need to train a monstergirl in any kind of sex act then they can't be sexually mature yet. And since that happens so early, 5 is probably on the mark.

>> No.15864277

>>15864273
>If you need to train a monstergirl in any kind of sex act then they can't be sexually mature yet.
I don't agree with this, it's my fetish to teach an innocent CC monstergirl all about sex!

>> No.15864282

>>15864277
It's in their blood dude. You may give the initial push to your innocent CC, but once the ball gets rolling her body will begin to act naturally and masterfully.

>> No.15864291

>>15864282
Maybe for you.

>> No.15864307

>>15864291
>I want a monstergirl who doesn't know what to do with a dick
Right and I want a waifuable human girl. Protip, neither of these will happen.

>> No.15864313

>>15864307
>>I want a monstergirl who doesn't know what to do with a dick
maybe she does know what to do with it, she's just to innocent and embarrassed about it that she spills her spaghetti. Maybe she has a complex or something.

>> No.15864319

>>15864313
You're going more mentally screwy than you are natural inclinations or lack there of. That's a pretty individual case.

>> No.15864320

>>15864219
You want cute? Then how about my daughteru learning how to fly with my waifu while I cheer them on?

That's pretty cute.

>> No.15864327

>>15864277
All monsters know how to handle a dick and do lewd things. The ones that act like they don't just do that because they know it's a fetish they can use to lure in men.

>> No.15864335
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>>15864219

>> No.15864351

>>15864225
>You'll never hold your newly hatched daughter in your arms.

>> No.15864354

>>15864335
Well done.

>> No.15864365

>>15864335
How big are those glasses?

>> No.15864371

>>15864365
How small are those monoeyes?

>> No.15864381

>>15864042
I always thought the proper answer was "a book", since the variant "What's black and white and red all over?" is "a newspaper".

>> No.15864388

If you want an innocent monster girl who doesn't know anything about sex just get an Alice, although if you go too far her trigger will go off and she will become gigalewd for the entire session

>> No.15864390

>>15864381
>newspaper
Goddamn commies, trying to get at people through words. Don't need to read in 'murrica though, no sir.

>> No.15864410

>>15864241
I'd like to hold hands.

>> No.15864429

Should tomboy monster girls have large breasts?

>> No.15864430

elves count right?

https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon

>> No.15864433

>>15864429
Nah.

>> No.15864435

>>15864433
That was a rhetorical question. They should.

>> No.15864437

>>15864435
No, tomboys should be about the ass.

>> No.15864440

Butts are way overrated.

>> No.15864442
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>>15864440
BOOBS ARE NOTHING BUT FAKE ASSES!

>> No.15864444

>>15864442
Butts serve no reproductive purposes, boobs are for feeding daughterus.

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>>15864444
>four fours
Haha! You're going to die! I win!

>> No.15864453

>>15864429
They should have average sized ones.

>> No.15864454
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>>15864429
Of course.
>no 7ft. tall muscular delinquent Hellhound with massive sarashi bound tits
>no super busty Lizardman that has trouble keeping her breasts stable in her body armor

>> No.15864465

>>15864437
They should have both.
>>15864453
Wrong!
>>15864454
This guy gets it.

>> No.15864466

>>15864430
>elves
>draw dirty nuki instead
as expected of the monster girl jews

>> No.15864482

>>15864465
Tomboys should have huge asses and tits, long hair and feminine curves!

>> No.15864486

>>15864482
I wholeheartedly agree with this, but is she truly a tomboy if she keeps her hair long? Isn't that one of the most feminine trait?

>> No.15864500

>>15864486
I forgot to mention that it is messy. It shows that she is wild.

>> No.15864502

>>15864429
Why the fuck is this even a question? Of course they should, it adds to the appeal!

>> No.15864524

What would a Raiju onee-san be like?

>> No.15864529

>>15864502
Should they be overly affectionate too?

>> No.15864539

>>15864524
zappy.

>> No.15864541

>>15864044
She's very confident and eloquent, but despite her exemplary education, is very naive when it comes to being out in the world.
Even if she might talk big and act like royalty, she might very easily be taken advantage of, which is why you'll need to be a guardian to her. Though she'll claim that you're just her dedicated princess carrier and masseur.

>> No.15864544
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>>15864539
Heard you talking shit.

>> No.15864557

>>15864524
>>15863501

>> No.15864559

>>15864544
I want to play with that thing on the back of her head. I also want to give her a deep french kiss while she sends eletricity through my body.

>> No.15864571

>>15864524
Masturbatorial.

>> No.15864607

>>15864524
Intense, I wouldn't be shocked if they were the type to weasel their way into your bedroom in the dead of night to discharge your electrode, if you know what I mean

>> No.15864626

>>15864524
She'd be extremely messy, lazy and selfish

You'd come home to her naked in the coach, a pizza half eaten on the table, a half dozen vibrators on the ground, a puddle of her juices leaking from the couch and some obnoxiously loud porn videos playing on the TV

She'd also have absolutely no regards for your and her intimacy, although if she saw you getting a boner while staring at her she would take it as you giving consent

>> No.15864629

>>15864607
I can't handle all those puns

>> No.15864656

>>15864626
>naked in the coach

What a mistake, I meant "on the couch"

I also forgot to add that she wouldn't enter any relationship because she'd hope for the day where you'd admit your love for her

>> No.15864668

Watched a documentary on rats recently, got me thinking.

>you will never have a harem of British terrier wolfus to root out the mouse girls on your farm

>> No.15864686
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15864686

Remember, do it for 'Mastah'!

>> No.15864692

Even though Raiju is a weasel. Is she still wan?

>> No.15864695

>>15864692
Nah, weasels squeak.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On_lQ5k8eO8

>> No.15864770

>>15864695
They also stink, like ferrets.

>> No.15864784

>>15864692
She's an honorary wan.

>> No.15864798
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15864798

Are Gremlins based off of cats or dogs?

>> No.15864811

>>15864798
Rats.

>> No.15864819

>>15864798
KC's? Fuck knows, he gave them the most generic anime animal ears, and god knows their profile doesn't include any useful physiological information.

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>>15864819
>Complaining about generic anime animal ears on /jp/

>> No.15864841

>>15864834
>excusing mediocrity because /jp/

>> No.15864857

>>15864841
Now you sound pretentious.

>> No.15864869

>>15864834
What does the board we're on have to do with an objectively poor design choice?

>> No.15864870

>>15864857
I don't think that word means what you think it means.

>> No.15864875

>>15864869
Nothing, you're just pretentious.

>> No.15864881

>>15864875
In what way? Also, good job calling two seperate people it, just because they raise a point you don't like.

>> No.15864883

>>15864857
What is deflecting, for 200.

>> No.15864887

>>15864869
Because simple ears aren't a bad design choice at all?

>> No.15864896

>>15864887
They're not awful, but they're not good in any way whatsover by themselves. They're boring and unimaginative, and when you look at that compared to all the other monstergirls, you realise that KC just got really lazy making her, because it doesn't stand out at all. The most generic thing in the world.

>> No.15864897

>>15864887
Sure, there's nothing at all wrong with just copy-pasting features from design to design. Why bother showing creative talent when you can just put in minimal effort and have shills praise your work as the hand of god?

>> No.15864899

God fucking damn it can we go a day without this kind of shit?

>> No.15864911

>>15864899
This moron started shit, I'm just enjoying the roast.
>>15864834
>>15864857

>> No.15864915

>>15864897
>Why bother showing creative talent when you can just put in minimal effort and have shills praise your work as the hand of god?
Why waste your time complaining about a single design from the MGE that doesn't fit your tastes?

>> No.15864919
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>>15864430
fuck it, tanukis instead

>> No.15864920

>>15864915
What is constructive criticism, for 400.

>> No.15864923

>>15864915
Because 4chan is the place where people complain about things.
You seem really upset that people could have the gall to be critical of a poor design choice.

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>>15864919

>> No.15864926

>>15864920
KC isn't going to see it any time soon.

>> No.15864929

>>15864919
Those damn Tanukis think they are the rulers of the world. I'll show them my dragon waifu and let's see who stands on the top.

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>>15864919

idk

>> No.15864934

>>15864919
What a jerknuki

>> No.15864936
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15864936

Hello anon, I want to play a game...match the music with a monster girl that fits it best.

The one with the best choice gets the honor of not being raped to death like all the failures will.

You have 1 hour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znkBQOvDLeg

>> No.15864946

>>15864936
>raped to death
Absolutely disgusting

>> No.15864956

>>15864919
>rape option selected
I demand a follow up, my dick needs tanukis being taught a lesson.

>> No.15864963

>>15864936
Sounds like boss music for a battle against a Baphomet.

>> No.15864965

>>15864956
30 dollar dlc

>> No.15864969

>>15864936
This is stupid

This game is stupid

You're stupid.

>> No.15864970 [SPOILER] 
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>>15864946
Something wrong buttercup?

Sounds like you're too scared to put your money where your mouth is.

>> No.15864974

>>15864970
Frank would never take a picture of something so disgusting.

>> No.15864975

>>15864936
After watching the saw movies. I really wouldn't want to fuck that.

>> No.15864985

>>15864970
I have no desire to harm or be harmed.

>> No.15865001

>>15864985
But then you wouldn't be participating in the game. You're participating in the game, so obviously you have that desire.

>> No.15865003
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15865003

I don't really know what I was going for here, but Mummy Maid...

>> No.15865013

>>15864985
Then don't play the game.

I mean sure, the other anons will always be talking behind your back about how you backed out like a pansy.

But I'm sure you live with stuff like that all the time right? At least you'll guarantee being alive.

>> No.15865016

>>15865003
>Don't fuck a catgirl during the daytime otherwise you'll die and be stuck on Charon's boat until the end of time

What does it mean.

>> No.15865023

>>15865003
What crimes against the Pharaoh must be committed to be condemned the the Khepri pit?

>> No.15865034

>>15865023
Say you're not in the mood for sex.

>> No.15865039
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>>15865003
And Plain Doll too.

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>>15865003
I'm calling that number. Not for the stinky Pharaoh though.

>> No.15865049

>>15865016
You'll face a fate worse than death with no escape if you fuck a catgirl with the lights on.

>>15865023
Not returning her call or forgetting to grab her some sherbert.

>> No.15865052

>>15865034
So would she join the Khepris in raping me?

>> No.15865056

>>15865041
I want to fuck the smug out of that Khepri.

>> No.15865059

>>15865003
Ophy is pretty rude. Someone should teach her to not scribble in the walls.

>> No.15865060

>>15864936
>Shog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbgKbBqE-NU

>> No.15865061

>>15865003
Does that cutie have a name?

I want to grab her by surprise while she is cleaning and rub her sides and stomach until she is an ahegaoing mess

>>15865039
Best girl, I like the way you did her eyes although the dress lacks details

>> No.15865076

>>15865041
Cute little Khepris.

>> No.15865086

>>15865060
Why? Is it because she's always watching and standing by your side?

>> No.15865091

>>15865056
Keep in mind you'd have to fuck the smug out of at least four other Khepris too.
They're kind of a package deal.

>> No.15865099

Why are shogs always so smug?

>> No.15865101

>>15865091
How many times do I have to make a monster girl orgasm to make her stop being smug and start going crazy? Does it depends on the species or is it an universal unit?

>> No.15865105

>>15865086
Yes. Always.

Always watching. Always waiting. Always lingering. Possibly even schlicking when nobody's looking. That ever looming presence with just a twinge of instability

>> No.15865108

Funny thing I noticed. Around this time of the day there is at least 2 or 3 shogfags that pop up.

Hello there friends. How is your Shoggoth wife doing?

>> No.15865109

>>15865101
Depends on the monstergirl.
It also doesn't help that making you cum makes them smugger.

>> No.15865112

>>15865099
Wouldn't you be if you could do everything?

>> No.15865117

>>15865112
You have a point

>> No.15865118
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>>15865108
I just want her to be real fampaitachi.

>> No.15865120

>>15865108
She's becoming very yandere recently. What do I do?

>> No.15865124

>>15865118
THICC Shog

>> No.15865131

>>15865124
If only there were more.

>> No.15865133

>>15865118
Shoggoths would probably be awesome for fearboners.
Just imagine an amorphous mass of slime and eyes chasing you into your bedroom, slowly oozing up to you as you scramble onto your bed and then forming into a girl with your favorite body type before kissing you and raping you senseless.

>> No.15865135

>>15865061
Her name is Anu. Her name is retarded as fuck to me, but she has no brain so it fits.

The dress would require a good amount of proper detail, so I just did something simple.

>> No.15865136

>>15865118
I want my wife to be real too, Anon. Keep believing and at least you'll see her in your dreams.

>>15865120
Just stay close to her at all times, never get out of her sight and pretend to be disgusted when you see other girls.

>> No.15865140

>>15865108
I think there's always shogfags around.

Just like how there's no set time for anubisfags to appear. We're always about, watching and waiting.

>> No.15865146

>>15865133
Now I think about it. That's sounds really scary. I think I'd probably be too scared to have sex even if she formed into a girl.

>> No.15865150

>>15865146
So then you pass out and wake up to a sexy maid stroking your hair.
And then she rapes you.

>> No.15865152
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15865152

Is it time to talk about chocolate flavored MGs?

>> No.15865156

>>15865140
There's also Anubisfucker, who is the Omega Metroid of Anubisfags and spends more on comms in a months than most do in a year.
Shogfags probably have someone similar.

>> No.15865157

>>15865152
Thic ganguro sluts

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>>15865108
>not loving best miedo
>2016

>> No.15865163

>>15865108
I think she's starting to worry or feel lonely.

I've woken up to her coiled around me in her sleep.

>> No.15865165

>>15861211
Late reply, but the idea of being melted and shot it space is a scary one. Oh, and nice robots too.

>> No.15865168

>>15865152
I like fat butts and tits, but I hate artists that draw them to look like silicone sacks.

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>>15864963
Congratulations, you win by default since nobody but you played.

Which makes you both not a coward and a winner! You even get this bonus prize. Well done anon, well done.

>>15864946
>>15864969
>>15864975
>>15865060
Rest of you idiots get in the cellar. Who knows maybe you can all band together to get raped even faster to death.

>> No.15865174

>>15864936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5xZbJDZZo4

Fuck yeah music inserts. Cursed sword here.

>> No.15865177

>>15865172
No thanks, I'd rather just go home.

>> No.15865184 [DELETED] 

>>15865172
>posts link
>accused of not playing

Not to be a sore loser or anything. Though funny, being sent to the cellar considering the link that got posted.

>> No.15865186

>>15865172
Can't I just have the cute wolfu? Please? I don't want to be raped in a cellar.

>> No.15865189

>>15865152
Are they going to try and take my lunch money?

>> No.15865190

>diet: Human men's semen, saliva, sweat, etc

What is wrong with shogfags?

>> No.15865195

>>15865190
Not like she's getting off to cleaning the toilet like the tongue girl.

>> No.15865201

>>15865190
What's so out of the ordinary about that?

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>>15864936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AszabgCs6d8
>you will never meet your waifu in the pit

>> No.15865205

>>15865190
To be fair, it's your typical slime diet.

>> No.15865209

>>15865201
It's weird imagining a Shog licking up sweat off of a Shog fag as she cleans him. It's also very disturbing imagining a Shog sucking saliva out of your mouth when she kisses you.

>> No.15865210

>>15865189
Only if you can't give them something with a little more 'substance'.

>>15865157
What MG would embrace the ganguro lifestyle? My vote would be either a Succubus or Demon.

>> No.15865213

>>15865156
I know. His dedication is a shining beacon we should all aspire to.

>> No.15865218

>>15865184
You mess up posting that, or something?

>> No.15865223

>>15865210
Werecat or Holst.

>> No.15865226

>>15865209
You say disturbing, I say arousing. Just imagine her tongue practically molesting your tongue during a kiss.
She'd probably get really into kissing come to think of it.

>> No.15865228
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15865228

zapmofu is cute

c u t e

>> No.15865229

>>15865213
Yes, because using money up on artwork or 3d printer crap is something to aspire to be.

>> No.15865240

>>15865218
Nah. Just realized I was an idiot and misread the original post. Read it as 'post a girl and music that fits her'

>> No.15865242

>>15865229
Wait, he got a 3D printed Anubis? Hot damn, when did that happen?

Living the dream. You sound like you're being sarcastic, and are irked about people spending money on things they want. I hope I'm just misintepreting your post.

>> No.15865251

>>15865226
You'd leave spit on any eating utensils you use too.

>> No.15865253

>>15865229
>>15865242
3D Printer...?

Wait, are you guys talking about that little clay figure I had made, or something else?

Since, y'know, Gazerfag got one too.

>> No.15865259

>>15865242
You're right about the latter.
If Anubis fucker actually got a 3d printer I would smack him upside the head with my boot.

>> No.15865260

>>15865228
Glad to se Sub is still drawing.

>> No.15865264

>>15865223
>Gyaru Holst

Sweet Jesus.

>> No.15865265

>>15865253
Clay figure? Show it.

>> No.15865266

>>15865251
Well let's be fair here, any utensils you own while living with a Shoggoth are very likely part of the Shoggoth.

>> No.15865269

>>15865253
Oh, I guess he means the one you got by Bupti.
I genuinely thought I'd missed out on you announcing that you got a 3d printed anubis model.

>>15865259
I would ask to borrow the printer.

>> No.15865273

>>15865264
How now brown cow?

>> No.15865281

>>15865266
Exactly. They'd enjoy it while returning the tools to their body.
It's probably like nice snack to them.

Also, a Shog means you don't need to buy or need actual dishes ever again.

>> No.15865283

>>15865273
Time to touch the brown cow.

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>>15865228
No arguments here.

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>>15865259
Well, it's not like I'm one to control my spending.
Granted I have no clue where I'd put such a thing.

>>15865269
If I did somehow buy such an outrageous thing, I'd try and get my hands on the digital file for that one gorgeous Anubis figure from way back in 2012. How I would paint such a thing would be a question for later.

>>15865265
Sure.
Suffered a bit of damage in-transit. Lost the dishes for her scales, and a claw. The staff itself actually broke in half, and the sword on her hip fell off, but I was able to fix those with some super glue.

>> No.15865312

>>15865291
That face is offputting.

>> No.15865316

>>15865291
As of right now, that figure is still the holy grail of monstergirl figures.
>How I would paint such a thing would be a question for later.
Practice on random little models first so you don't end up spending too much. Then, when you get around to painting the figure, do it like a machine. Every stroke with deliberate care and precision.

>> No.15865325

>>15865316
Thin your paints too.
THIN. YOUR. PAINTS.


Anyway, any ideas for a doodle?

>> No.15865342

>>15865325
A gargoyle flirting with Michelangelo's David.

>> No.15865352

>>15865342
The one with a missing dick?

>> No.15865361

>>15865352
She's the reason it's missing.

>> No.15865364
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Would Wendigos enjoy burgers?

>> No.15865380

>>15865361
No, the Mail Harpy is.

>>15865364
They enjoy all kinds of meat. BBQ is their favorite.

>> No.15865398

>>15865380
If you give the mail harpy a facial, are you shooting the messenger?

>> No.15865400

>>15865209
Cute Shog with a tube tongue sucking your saliva!

>> No.15865411

>>15865398
Charon I will buttfuck your soul.

>> No.15865417

>>15865364
... of course deutschland would have a decent burger game. Fuck, I'm hungry now.

Most popular restaurants in MGC?

>> No.15865422

>>15865364
Now I'm hungry.

>> No.15865423

>>15865417
Butler Cafes.

>> No.15865432

>>15865364
Two of those aren't even burgers, they're kebabs.

>> No.15865441

>>15865417
Piestrong's, Dragon Pizza, Inferno, The Snake Pit, the list goes on. There's all sorts of restaurants in MGC.

>> No.15865450

>>15865441
City Cok is best Chinese restaurant

>> No.15865459

>>15865417
Probably butler cafes but with themes so certain monstergirls feel comfier.

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>>15863331
>>15863294
>Try to court DOOMLady
>You get her rabbits, you get her shotguns, you get her under the stars but she just mutely stares at you
>Red haze takes over your vision
>Break out a certain hockey-esque mask and decide to pull this off the one way you know how
>Through RIP AND TEAR
>The mask keeps goading you on to make stupider decisions since "You gotta go big or go home"
>But all you can hear is BERSERKERRRR, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BEING OF MAKING FUCK WITH BERRRSERRRKER
>Middle of the fucking night
>DOOMLady's finishing her third set of 200kg+ bench presses
>You're dripping with ichor and for the most part stark fucking naked, a mountain that walks
>She looks you up and down, noticing the scars, taking note of the pillar of flesh dangling like a third arm between your legs
>But most of all, the fact that you have no less than three Imp corpses strewn about you like sacks of potatoes
>Their skulls and necks broken
>Walks up to you, leans in close and whispers
"My quarters. Five minutes. No showering."

>> No.15865470

>>15865441
I hear Piestrong's has not been been doing so well after that smear campaign by a bunch of Tannuki.

>> No.15865487

>>15865470
It bounced back after it leaked that that Tanuki had taken a bribe from Sabbath Pizza to smear Piestrong's.
Helps that the chef's built as fuck and cooks without a shirt.
On the note of Sabbath Pizza good god is that place bad. If it's not undercooked it's burnt, and they cross contaminate their ingredients all the time.
And then they have the nerve to try and act like their incompetence is part of their "cutesy little sister charm" before charging you twice as much as Piestrong's or other places on par with it.

>> No.15865493

>>15865464
Nice.

>> No.15865494
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>>15865364
Swing by and try The Hellhound tabasco and jalapeno burger, 2 out of 3 winter MGs approve

>> No.15865496

>>15864692
Other fictions have her as Wans, so she's a wan to me.

>> No.15865517

>>15865487
God, I hate Sabbath pizza. At least when Mantis pizza burns their pies they appologize and cut the price while giving you free drinks.

>> No.15865522

>>15865441
Does dragon pizzaria offer dragon pizza? As in a dragon on a box for me to "eat".

>> No.15865527

>>15865487
I'm sorry, but no little sister of mine disrespects the art as such. I don't care if the manager is a bapho general, i will eat my piestrong in her face.

>> No.15865538

>>15865517
I want to eat at Mantis pizza, that sounds like a very relaxing place.

>> No.15865546

>>15865522
No. You can request stuff drawn under the top of the box, but that's it.

>> No.15865549

>>15865494
Hellburger sounds like a pretty apt title

>> No.15865558

>>15865538
They will often burn their pies due to insisting on pulling them out the oven with their blades and taking too long. It's not too bad even when burnt, though. If that one with the large braid is there you'll get a non burnt pizza.

>> No.15865560

>>15865487
I agree with you. Sabbath is full of bad food and annoying old hags pretending to be little girls.

Other one that's a dangerous choice is Wonder pizzaria. The flavor is always random with the chance of Cheshire ass.

>> No.15865561

>>15865517
>>15865538
Mantis Pizza may not have the best pizza, but it's not bad and the atmosphere is fucking incredible. And their breadsticks are fucking godlike.

>>15865522
No, but there is a very high hiring rate for their delivery girls since they tend to end up dating repeat customers.

>>15865527
Do it man, she'll get so mad you'd think she was about to explode.

>> No.15865576

>>15865494
that poor yeti

>> No.15865581

>>15865576
The yeti looks fine with it. It's the wendigo who's tweaking out.

>> No.15865582

>>15865546
Then I'm going to request a dragon to draw her number on the box.

>>15865561
I'm going to waste all my salary on pizzas just to see the delivery girl then. I'll even donate some back to the pizzaria.

>> No.15865586

>>15865581
Wendigos only understand anime meat

>> No.15865590

>>15865558
>>15865561
Does Mantis pizza offer complementary blowjobs if they burn a pizza?

>> No.15865594

>>15865586
Wendigos understand meat of all sorts just fine, it's just they're unused to different ways of preparing it.
Poor girl got blindsided by Capsaicin.

>> No.15865602

>>15865590
No, they cut the price and give you free drinks.
Weren't you paying attention?

>> No.15865603

>>15865586
>Put a hamburger before a wendigo
>She freezes and stares at it, lightly shaking until smoke pours from her ears due to an inability to comprehend such a thing

>> No.15865611

>>15865494
>The Hellhound
>just a burger with tabasco and jalapenos
>not a Four Horseman burger under a different name
that is some literally weak sauce
and now i'm remembering the pain inflicted on me by that very burger

>> No.15865612

>>15865603
Just imagine her taking a bite and having a starchild moment.
In that moment her eyes are opened to the infinite potential of meat.
Then she goes on to make millions as a food critic.

>> No.15865615

>>15865581
but the yeti's eyes

>> No.15865622

>>15865611
The only burger worthy of the title "Hellhound" would be the one that gives and actual Hellhound enough pain to make her run for the milk and sugar.
How do we make the Hellhound Cry with sheer spiciness alone?

>> No.15865624

>>15865615
The burger is so good she's have a crisis

>> No.15865625

>>15865612
Wendigos a cute

>> No.15865639

>>15865622
Cover a condom with infernal spice, habaneros and those insane lava juices. Jam it in and kill your hellhound.

>> No.15865652

>>15865639
>turns out she loves it
>but not the "condom" part
>now she's trying to get you to put all that on your bare dick

>> No.15865653

>>15865639
That's not a burger anon.

>> No.15865654

Remember to never eat at Undead Dishes. They only use stale ingredients and you might die because of the weird spices they use.

>> No.15865658

>>15865494
As a fan of spicy food. that seems a little weak for a hellwan's name to be stuck to it. >>15865611 has it right, now. If it doesn't risk lasting bodily damage, it's just too mild.

>>15865622
We need to breed up new spices, redesign the meaning of hot from the ground up. Likely through the use of demon energy, a particularly masochistic alarune, and Imp magic from a malicious prankster who has waited too long to burn out her fire-type friends.

>> No.15865670

>>15865653
It's a hot dog

>> No.15865686

>>15865652
Oh god the poor peepee.

>She does the same in her vagina and rapes you

Hellhound, look. You know I love your musky scent and the taste of your sweat, but please don't kill me.

>> No.15865687

>>15865654
I don't want to get food poisoning when I attend an Undead cookout, leaving me sick and vomiting all over the place.
That does not seem like a good way to get a nice Ghoul waifu.

>> No.15865693

>>15865686
Time to invest in some Temporary Spice Immunity potions.

>> No.15865702

>>15865654
... are you stupid? That's prejudice! A Wight would never do that to her guests, and a lich knows the value of good ingredients. Don't post slander like that on a Chinese cartoon interweb ever again.

>> No.15865706

>>15865702
>Implying a Wight wouldn't pull some chicanery like giving you Firewater knowing she can't really taste it
>Only to steal your lips

>> No.15865715

>>15865702
It's dead food for dead people! If you are healthy the food from that place is not for you.
Actually, you're a wisp aren't you? I won't be fooled by your tricks and kill myself with your food.

>> No.15865739

>>15865706
What do you take her for, an Oni that can't get laid without a few bottles of sake in her poor victim? Don't question the dignity of an elephant lady like that. The mushroom / truffle pate might have a bit of lamentation in it, but so what?

>>15865715
> anon doesn't want to try food from another culture just because it might be 'unfit for consumption for the living'

Enjoy your bread and water like the Chief God wants you too then, I guess. Friggin' Order members with their 'desire is a sin' doctrine, amirite?

>> No.15865745

You know I was thinking, and there is literally no reason for a real girl to be interested in monstergirls

>> No.15865761

>>15865739
>Friggin' Order members with their 'desire is a sin' doctrine, amirite?

Demon Lord pls go

>> No.15865765

>>15865739
What are you talking about? The only thing I dislike about the undead is their food, the rest is okay! Don't get mad at me just because I wouldn't eat a Wisp's blue apple.

>> No.15865767

>>15865745
They can be into monstergirl yuri. Or the idea of transforming into a monstergirl (sans the mind death and whatnot). Or even just into the designs, or the story potential. Monstergirl fight shows and SoLs could very easily be a universal appeal if done right.

You'd be surprised when it comes to girls being into monstergirls.

>> No.15865772

>>15865745
No anon, manga like Beast Master and bullshit like Twilight exist. I know it's easy to forget, but their version is much more about an abusive emotional relationship than an abusive physical one.

>> No.15865776

>>15865745
Correct, you won't get cosplay sex so tough shit/ Though there was that Anon's sis up above so you might get lucky there

>> No.15865781

>>15865745
Let's be real here anon, if monstergirls showed up today at least ONE girl would want to become one.
Girls can be pretty perverted.

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>MFW I keep having dreams about pregnant scarred chuffer and PTSD guy

>> No.15865788

>>15865776
Oh man, you made me remember that anubis and mimic cosplay.
It was so good.

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>>15865761
>Demon Lord pls go
no

>> No.15865795

>>15865745
You're dumb then.

>> No.15865797

>>15865781
>Girls can be pretty perverted

I've seen the art they can make. People have no idea.

>> No.15865805

>>15865794
Yes.

>> No.15865809

>>15865785
I already had two dream with my dragon waifu.

And because of them, I have no doubt that she really likes me for some reason.

>> No.15865811

>>15865785
That wisp is a smug little shit

>> No.15865816

>>15865811
Fuck the smug out of her, Anon.

>> No.15865817

>>15865788
Remember Manubis?

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>>15865805
Make me! protip: even your god couldn't.

>> No.15865822

>>15865788
>>15865817
Are these two different anubis cosplays?

I think I remember manubis, but not the one with the mimic.

>> No.15865830

>>15865818
Stop RPing you dumb faggot.

>> No.15865831

>>15865816
But she is too small for that

>> No.15865835

>>15865830
see
>>15865818

>> No.15865836

Manticores with HUGE TAILS!

>> No.15865840

>>15865809
You don't get it Anon.

>Be at work
>Start imagining being beardicus guy like Toumasu's ant husbando
>MFW not being able to talk to pregnant chuffer with loads of battle scars due to language barrier
>MFW getting an erection at work at the idea of tenderly loving her and caressing her pregnant belly during the act
>MFW blogposting this and getting another boner at the idea of preggo MGs

>> No.15865845

>>15865835
>Willingly being an obnoxious cunt.

>> No.15865852

>>15865836
That's what happens when you pour Hathor milk down the tailpipe

>> No.15865857

>>15865835
Don't be an ass. This isn't the place for RP.

>> No.15865861

>>15865835
Take a hike faggot.

>> No.15865874

>>15864899
For that we'd need to drag you out too.

>> No.15865883
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>>15865852
And I love it.

>> No.15865890

>>15865840
I day dream about monsters at work too. It's weird talking with the clients while dragons fills your mind and the boner fills your pants.

>> No.15865891

>>15865883
>File name

We need a kuudere mantis girl growing flustered over her undeniable rear assets.

>> No.15865892

>>15865874
???

>> No.15865894

>>15865745
Who cares about what 3D girls think.

>> No.15865895

I bet monsters are shit at courting and that is why they always rape

>> No.15865896

>>15865883
I want to be reduced to an ahegaoing mess by that tailpussy while the manticore grins down at me smugly and steals my first kiss.

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>>15865890
The worst part is at times it involves story ideas like Hathor momster and sister in this kind of situation

>> No.15865913

>>15865896
that seems a bit backwards

>> No.15865917

>>15865890
>Work part time job in retail
>Chatting and serving customers and colleagues like normal
>While also constructing really lewd and well thought-out lewd monstergirl fantasies in my mind, including passionate monsterloli sex

It's an odd feeling.

>> No.15865927

>>15865913
It makes sense man, I can't stop her if I'm too drunk with pleasure to resist.
It's like Pokemon, weaken them before capturing them.

>> No.15865933

>>15865917
Are you me anon?

>> No.15865937

>>15865745
Silly anon.

There's my ex.
And that one group of girls who keep turning up at cons doing crazy things.

>> No.15865938

>>15865927
But why wouldn't there be kissing before sex

>> No.15865939

>>15865937
Define "crazy things".
>>15865938
Some monster girls have weird ideas about kissing.

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correct me if i am wrong, but wouldnt this description mean that their population growth is wildly high? they milk males back and forth

>> No.15865942

>>15865937
>There's my ex.
So how did you fuck that up? Did she have an ultimatum over the waifu or her?

>> No.15865944

>>15865938
Because rape that turns into something more.

>> No.15865946

I want to get kidnapped and subjected to extreme electrostim by a zapwan and a zapbirdy!

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>>15865794
Dat apron
So bold, so forward.

>> No.15865956

>>15865939
>Define "crazy things".
What, you haven't seen the video of a girl dressed like an Anubis and I think a Sphinx? Having an RP Fight up on stage at a convention.

>>15865942
No? I just found that after spending some time with her, I thought of her more as a "Friend" than a "Girlfriend".

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>>15865897
>Hathor momster and sister

>> No.15865964

>>15865956
>What, you haven't seen the video of a girl dressed like an Anubis and I think a Sphinx?

....no?

>> No.15865969

>>15865933
Yes. And I know all the embarrassing things you've done throughout your life which you've tried really hard to forget.

>> No.15865970

>>15865956
>I thought of her more as a "Friend" than a "Girlfriend".
I bet she shitposts about getting friendzoned

>>15865946
Sounds like a shocking experience

>> No.15865974

>>15865947
I'm not sure I'd be able to resist taking her up on that offer.

>>15865956
>Having an RP Fight up on stage at a convention.
Oh. My condolences.

>> No.15865977

>>15865964
Well lucky you then. Because it was exactly as cringy as two geeky girls in sexualized outfits playfighting up on a stage sounds...okay that doesn't sound quite as cringy as it was.

>>15865970
Nah. It was a fairly amicable breakup, and we still trade messages over Steam and shit.

>> No.15865979

>>15865956
>What, you haven't seen the video of a girl dressed like an Anubis and I think a Sphinx? Having an RP Fight up on stage at a convention.

STOP
NO
CEASE

>> No.15865983

I wonder what kind of shady stuff a little Tanuki's lemonade stand has hidden beside the water downed lemonade

>> No.15865987

>>15865969
Oh god no please

>> No.15865988

>>15865941
Monster Girls are hard to knock up, and I'd imagine Dragons especially so.

>> No.15865996

>>15865947
Is that that tiny Lilim that was discussed before?

>> No.15866000

>>15865970
Imagine if they did sensory deprivation too! And the only thing you could feel are their shocking touches!

>> No.15866018
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NNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZEdDMQZaCU

>> No.15866023
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>>15865988
i see, this is the first monster girl i fell in love with, so i dont know anything lore related at all about how they breed or the sorts

>> No.15866026

>>15865941
Powerful monsters take anywhere from a decade to centuries to get pregnant.

>> No.15866027
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>>15866018
Gazer is a thick nerd.

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>>15865988
guess im gonna have to creampie her even more

>> No.15866050

>>15866027
Cyclops are thicker

>> No.15866054

>>15866023
Really?

>> No.15866064

>>15866027
If she think she's punishing me by sitting on my face she's got another thing coming! And that thing's her!

>> No.15866071

>>15866018
I.m going to bully her! To death!.

>> No.15866075
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>>15866050
They're underrated blueberries.

>> No.15866093

>>15866075
That they are.
Would love to learn smithing from one

>> No.15866098

I want to go out to a maple leafs game with a Canadian monster girl, take her out to dinner, and drive her home so I can tell her Poutine a shit

>> No.15866108

>>15866098
You're a bad man.

>> No.15866112

>>15866108
Am I wrong?
It's true

>> No.15866114

>>15866112
Yes, you are wrong.

>> No.15866133

>>15866114
Hey!
Poutine is bad!

Gravy is a disgusting thing

>> No.15866136

>>15866098
>maple leafs game
fuck that noise
>spoiler
I can agree with that

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>>15866027
>you'll never be punished by your thicc waifu by having her sit on your face
Can I just die already?

>> No.15866150

>>15866133
>Gravy is disgusting.
I hate you.

>> No.15866154

>>15866136
Eh, I'd take her to a Wings game but she probably wants to see a Canadian team.

>>15866146
I don't know but I would love such a thing

>> No.15866155

>>15866136
>not a Maple Leafs fan
Get out.

>> No.15866156

>>15866150
And you have bad taste in food

>> No.15866164

>>15866156
You are the one with bad food taste!

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>>15866154
>Red Wings
You'd take your waifu to DETROIT? I wouldn't even send my enemies to that hellhole.
Detroit is so bad that it actually looks like how Robocop imagined it would be almost 30 years ago.
But let us talk about something we can agree on; Daughterus and how cute they are.
Go Avalanche.

>> No.15866196

>>15866164
Whatever you say.

Wings are the superior finger food.

>>15866174
Depends on where you go.
And on game night will be pretty due to the number of people.
At least you aren't a Blackhawks fan

>> No.15866197

>>15866146
>A smug Cheshire will never sit her plump ass on your face because she knows just how hard it gets you.
>She'll never tease you by grinding against you and hinting that she might do something more if you make her feel good.
>She'll never get the rest of her smug friends to join in when they walk in on her.
God damn it, why am I such a slut for smug monstergirls?

>> No.15866215

>>15866146
Id love to have that happen with a chubby kakuren

>> No.15866264

>>15866054
is there any page where i can read the general quirks of monster girls?

>> No.15866277

>>15866197
Why don't her friend be smug at the cheshire and force you to facefuck her?

>> No.15866292

>>15866264
You're in for a fun time newbie.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jabberwock
And then read the entire wiki, you're almost guaranteed to find additional favourites.

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>>15866098
Fuck the Leafs eh, take my cur and grab some McDonalds and Timbits and we can watch the Canucks game, my neighbor has free cable hookup from the White Horn next door

>> No.15866299

>>15866264
Lurk more

>>15866292
Spoonfeed less

>> No.15866302

>>15866264
Are you fucking for real?

>> No.15866306

>>15866296
>McDonald's
We'll get Pizza, although the Timbits are a must

>> No.15866310

>>15864429
Yes, athletic tomboy with big breasts is top tier.

>> No.15866325

>>15866310
Explain to me the attraction of tomboys in general.
It does not compute with me.

>> No.15866329

I want to startle a Flatchested slime that is busy focusing on her chest trying to make her tits larger

>> No.15866330

>>15866325
It's because you have shit taste.

>> No.15866336

>>15866306
Swing by the King of Donairs and get a bbq chicken pizza for me but try to avoid Bobandy, grease walrus wanted a hug from me last time I was there

>> No.15866353

>>15866336
>Barbaque chicken

Dear god.
Why does no one eat good food?

>> No.15866372

>>15866353
What constitutes as 'good food' in your opinion?

>> No.15866376

>>15866353
Your browsing a fetish thread on /jp/. Most of the people here have terrible tastes when it comes to most aspects of their lives

>> No.15866380

Goodnight, thread. May a pack of magical floating lolinubi sing thee to thy sleep.

>> No.15866383

>>15866372
A pepperoni pizza, maybe with some mushroom on it.

Some nice, thick burgers/brauts, and maybe a good ol' rack of ribs

>> No.15866402

>>15866380
>Lolinubis sing a lullaby for me
>They end up sleeping instead

Would put them in bed and cover them with comfy blanket.

>> No.15866407

>>15866402
One on the left, one on the right, and one on your chest?

>> No.15866414

>>15866383
You know, BBQ chicken pizza would actually be a good idea if it was just barbecued chicken on pizza. It's them replacing the marinara with bbq sauce that makes it nasty. We all know most chain restaurants can't make a good bbq sauce to save their lives in the first place. Way too much sugar and vinegar and not nearly enough mustard, cilantro, onion, or pepper.

>> No.15866415

>>15866402
Mom anubis reading the book of the dead to her kids is pretty cute too.

>> No.15866416

>>15866402
Get a fox fur and Yeti fur blanket lined with Weresheep wool for maximum comfort

>> No.15866421

>>15866407
Yep, I'll let the ones on the side use my arms as pillows.

>> No.15866424

>>15866414
Eh, If you want BBQ chicken, just get BBQ chicken, don't slap it on Pizza dough

>> No.15866426

Would ushis. manticores and other rapist monster read tons of trashy romance novels?

>> No.15866429

>>15866421
That would be comfy, especially with winter on the way

>> No.15866432

>>15866415
Mamanubis works so hard to keep everything in order, both in her work place and in the house. Reading that book and seeing the last troublemakers go to sleep is enough to make her black out on her chair.

>>15866416
We might not get up because it's too nice in there.

>> No.15866440

>>15866380
That sounds like the best lullaby imaginable.

>> No.15866446

>>15866277
Because then I don't get lots of smug ass on my face.
Though that does sound good, and Cheshire would be the kind of girl who could stay smug while being facefucked.

>> No.15866452

>>15866429
I would have them rest their heads on the upper part of my arm while I reach around and scratch behind those wolfie ears.

This would be pretty nice.

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>>15866426
no doubt that some would

i bet some of them even have dakis!

>> No.15866466

>>15866446
But the best friend could sit on your face while forcing her friend down on your dick

>> No.15866470

>>15866426
What would some best sellers be titled?

>> No.15866474

>>15866452
I imagine they'd nuzzle into your chest and get their tails wagging in their sleep

>> No.15866476

>>15866426
I wonder what kind of Fabio looking model would be doing on the cover

>> No.15866479

>no legion of loli Automatons that say "Roger roger" while making banter with one another

>> No.15866480

>>15866461
>You'll never be cuddles by a ushi oni

>> No.15866484

>>15866479
That's not a bad thing.

>> No.15866489

>>15866414
A pizza place near me mixes their bbq sauce with Dr. Pepper and it makes it amazing on wings

>> No.15866491

>>15866470
The hardcore demon layer
>>15866476
Armored Fabio ripping open his iron chest piece like cloth

>> No.15866498

>>15866470
>The Warrior Princess, How to Keep Your Physique and Look Cute
>Plastic Alchemy:How to (Safely) Get the Body You Want
>Riding on Top, a Guide to Doms and their Various Types

>> No.15866503

Pregnant Kikimoras whose ponderous bellies make it difficult to carry out their duties!

>> No.15866505

>>15866503
That is why you let her take a break

>> No.15866508

>>15866466
But what would the other three do?
It's not just one extra smug girl anon, this is a smug reverse-gangbang.

>> No.15866512

>>15866508
you still have hands

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>>15866480
>You'll never hug your ushi wife from behind as you ride on her back
>maybe even throw in a few neck nibbles

>> No.15866520

>>15866503
This is why she stops being your maid and becomes your wife.

>> No.15866524

>>15866518
Does she have a nice rump back there like some depictionf of lamias do. Nothing functional, just bouncy soft mounds to hotdog

>> No.15866526

>>15866518
I want to curl up on an Ushi's back and let her carry me around.

>> No.15866531

Am I going to meet my waifu in my dreams tonight?

I hope you guys meet yours.

>> No.15866533

>>15866512
I've only got two though.
What's the shortstack Gremlin going to do anon? Masturbate violently to the sight of me being raped?

>> No.15866536

>>15866520
>>15866503
That or you temporarily have a neighbor/relative Kiki daughter get experience by working in your home

>>