Monster girl thread

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>>15871466
I want to play with those ears.

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>>15871466
First for wights a best

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I'm going to post this every thread until she's popular!

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>>15871471
Aw fuck

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Should I post the lewd shitty greentext I did last thread in here, or just screencap it?

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>>15871478
We may never know.

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>>15871482
I've got the old thread still open, you tell me anon.

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>>15871487
It's an enigma that just keeps on making wrong turns and wrapping up the maze of mystery tighter around our feeble minds.

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>>15871434
>No dormouse that gets real cranky when you wake her
>She will never whisper, you brought this on yourself." as she's riding you

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>>15871478
Na. Don't go reposting grentexts. Screen cap if you want for posterity and later posting

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>>15871497
Done.

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Why can't I have a Yandere Kikimora?

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>>15871525
Because you don't touch yourself enough at night.
Also because Kikimoras aren't real.

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>>15871466
An Ancient Evil has awakened!

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>>15871466
That's an overly slutty pose. I bet she lactates warm and thick caramel cream.

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>>15871430
Anon, you're the best. Im happy you picked all my favorites from my picture.

Even made the Wisp slightly tsun, you mind reader.

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I wish I had a Yeti to spend the cold Canadian winter with.

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Hello there, human. I'm so sorry to hear about your recent termination, but I do bring great news.

My company is very interested in hiring you, effective immediately. We're an "escort" service that supplies handy men like you to, how should I put this, clients in need of your "expert touch". Here in the kingdom, where night is eternal, we are a very profitable business.

However, your duties won't be as an escort, but as my personal secretary. You will help organize my documents, make appointments, keep financial records, hold my hand, give me massages, bathe me, and handle my "delicate matters".

Your pay is entirely commission-based. The more you work, the greater the reward.

Of course, I know for a fact that you will not refuse my offer. I have made connections with every company within a five-hundred kilometer radius of your home, and have given each and every one of them a very strong argument to not hire you while I'm operating here.

Now, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way.The choice is yours.

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>>15871554
Why must I continue to suffer?

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>>15871559
Hold on, let me just call my little sister. You know, the Baphomet for the local Sabbath group? I'm sure she would be very interested in this conversation.

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>>15871559
Isn't that blackmail? If you're going through all that effort, why not get someone better the me?

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>>15871559
10/10 would become secretary.

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>>15871559
If the internet wasn't so crappy, then maybe that picture would load, and I could see who was hiring me.

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>>15871559
Very clever Miss Wighty.
But you seem to have made on glaring mistake.
Talking about having a job on /jp/

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>>15871559
I want the hard way.

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>>15871559
That's cool I'm actually going cross country to a new job anyway.
Does anyone here live in San Diego? I'm moving there in three weeks.

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>>15871550
Glad someone other than me enjoyed it.

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>>15871601
Socal is a dangerous place anon, but I wish you the best of luck.
Norcalfag here.

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>>15871559

I'm more of a ghoul guy, thanks.

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>>15871607
We need to talk more about CC MGs and how desperate they are to settle down.

How dangerous? like don't walk outta my apartment after 8pm dangerous? Or is it like Detroit where you gotta walk around in armed packs to keep safe.

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>>15871619
Maybe that particular one would find a cute boy if she hit the gym. I'm all for a bit of chub, but those things are sagging down to her navel with a bra on! Take it off and we'd probably be talking full-on flapjack tits. And she used to be so fit...

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>>15871619
Don't go out after dark in the "good neighborhoods" of MGC unless you want to be gangbanged by desperate CC monstergirls.
It's delinquents in the bad neighborhoods.
Do go out in either if your'e a total slut who loves being violated.

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>>15871536
>N-not that ancient..

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>>15871559
Pretty wights shouldn't act like jewnuki. Ask me again, without the threats and you'll get a very different answer

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>>15871649
It's the only way she learned how to get a man.

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>>15871559
What termination? My job is secure.

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>>15871659
I'll break that illusion! I'll sit her down and get her to just honestly ask me to be her secretary. And when she stammers it out, I'll say yes. She can pay me if she likes, but all I need is food and shelter. I'd do my best to look after her and organize her for free.

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>>15871619
>>15871633
>CC MGs
>CC
Crowd Control?
Closed Caption?
Carbon Copy?
Criminally Cute?
Crazy Cunt?
Chuff Champion?
Cuck-Capable?

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>See all that shit down there dear? You own it all!
Dragons are worse than the lions from Lion King, they get a higher vantage point.

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>>15871679
Well if you have a Dragon who watches over the town, village or city you live in she's something of a celebrity.

She fights off other Monster Girls and while she'll claim that they're just invading her territory and she's not doing it for the townsfolk, in typical tsundere fashion, the townsfolk will still shower her with gifts, tribute and praise, maybe even asking for an autograph.

When one of them has a daughter there's much rejoice, both for the next protector of generations to come and for the lucky bastard who got to score with a Dragon.

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>>15871677
My little anon can't be this new.

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>>15871677
Christmas Cake, newfriend

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>>15871619
Christmas cakes are love in all shapes and sizes.

Not to get in to /pol/ territory but any area that's pretty well off financially should be fine. San Diego's lack of friendliness concerning the 2nd amendment and proximity to the border and related gangs are red flags in my book.

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>>15871692
Why do I get the feeling I know that dragon? It's almost as if I've hunted her before.

...Rathalos-chan?

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I know she may not be well liked, but anybody willing to share the making of Otohime pics?

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>>15871850
wait she's not well liked? fuck you guys

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>>15871850
Of course, anon. You share your money with the artists and they share the completed pictures.

Oh, I hope you didn't mean something like telling them what to do the way you want for free. That's not sharing, anon. That's begging.

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>>15871863
Alot of people "meh'ed" the new 14, with the gremlin already becoming cancer.

the only ones I've seen with an positive reactions are undead samurai chick and the white horn

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>>15871877
also automaton and at least two guys that are into umi osho

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>>15871877
>with the gremlin already becoming cancer.
Look at the contrarian hating popular things.

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>>15871877
White horn is only good because there's are out there that lets you easily headcanon her as bipedal and not horsepussy shit

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>>15871877
idk about you faggots but i love the undead dragon
im not biased or anything

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>>15871883
If you asked me what was popular and I hate them, that would be both hellhounds, apophis and every undead.

Cancer may be too strong a word but the gremlin jokes are grating

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>>15871917
How can you have so much hate?

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>>15871883
Not him, but gremlins are pretty shit. And no one has come up with anything other than "lel futurama good new every body!"

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>>15871850
I think only jap WIP was posted w/o translation of WIP pics

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>>15871925
Believe me when I say a I despise quite a lot of what goes on here. the lolis, the maids, the terms mofu and onee-san. I could go on

But as the saying goes "nut up or shut up". In the end i choose to be here and that's no ones fault but my own.

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>>15871917
What jokes? Y'mean the Farnsworth and Dr. Weird jokes that have already long since died?

Gremlin is easily the best, and the silly mad scientist dynamic is exactly why. I like the idea of riding a shoddily built plane with a Gremlin, laughing hysterically together as it all explodes around us.

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Let's talk about art. How does "Rabbit in a Snowstorm" make you feel, anons?

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>>15871974
ANGRY

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>>15871953
>that have already long since died?
Oh jesus don't I wish they had.

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>>15871974
>>15871975
Is this some kind of subtle attempt to talk about acrobatic Devils?

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>>15871979
I thought the Devils were chefs.

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>>15871983
There is someone in the Kitchen who doesn't belong there. You've never heard her name, never seen her face. She lives in the shadows of our indifference, taking more than she deserves, because she believes the rules don't apply to her.

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>>15871990
Wurm-chan needs to stop stealing all the pie.

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>>15871994
We don't speak the Queenpin's name.

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>>15871941
Wait. Onee-sans don't bug you, but the term does? Would you rather "big sister" being said instead?

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Reminder to look all doors and windows when you sleep. and to watch some trippy shit to use as anti nightmare wards

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>>15871953
Those jokes were dead the moment they were conceived but are unfortunately still posted. Gremlin is by no means the MOST underwhelming, but she's pretty close in the meh tier.

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>>15871998
the whole thing bugs me, I worded that wrong.

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>>15871998
Not that guy but "big sister" is even worse. Onee is already cancerous enough, no need to escalate it

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>>15871998
Not him but the phrase pretty much makes me auto trash anything involved in the post

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>>15872005
Oh.
>>15872014
Yeah I never liked "sis" "big sis" or "big sister" that much. The weebspeak lets me get deeper into the fantasy as a kind of archetype. It represents a particular kind of character.
>>15872015
Yeah, I feel the same whenever lolis or daughter dicking is brought up. It's just a slippery slope right into the trash.

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>>15872023
>Yeah, I feel the same whenever lolis or daughter dicking is brought up. It's just a slippery slope right into the trash.
This, this so fucking much.

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>>15872023
For me, the weebspeak immediately shatters any suspension of disbelief I might have had.
It makes the post read like a bad joke.
>onee-san
>"ara ara"
>"ufufu~"
At least nobody uses "hora" anymore.

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>>15872037
You probably shouldn't be on THE weeb board on a weeb website then. Hearing it all the time in anime it's a pretty powerful link to archetypes. Just hearing the phrase is enough to solidify a character in my mind, there's a reason "ara ara" is used as a descriptive. I quite like it.

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>>15872037
That's because it's a sign of worst girl.

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>>15872046
/jp/ is not the "overused anime stereotypes" board, thanks.

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>>15872049
? Yes it is.

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>>15872049
yeah, that's all of 4chan.

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>>15872050
That's /a/.

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>>15872054
It's both places, but /jp/ is the bigger offenser since its a culmination of all "otaku" culture, not just two portions of it.

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>>15872049
Gedouddahea!

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>>15872055
This board is 90% 2hu and idols, neither of which involve the it-was-a-dark-and-stormy-nights of eastern fiction.

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>>15872059
>it-was-a-dark-and-stormy-nights
I once used this to start a story. I feel no shame.

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>>15871935
I've always just subscribed to the "lewd scientist" interpretation. Not the jokes.
Also I'm a slut for smug grins, so there's that.

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Why are monster girls with inhuman pussies so hated?

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>>15872049
Every board is, onii-chan.

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>>15872065
Because we're people.

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>>15872059
Yeah but theres also VNs, vocaloids, games and enough weeb terminology in the 2hu threads alone to prove my point. Nip media is pretty interconnected, but /a/ deals solely and only in anime, manga and the odd LN. Where it all kind of comes together here in a saccharine cesspool.

>>15872065
thread isn't that big on the bestiality fetishism

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>>15872071
Monster girls involving their non human parts in sex is considered bestiality? Sorry, didn't know that.

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>>15872072
Replacing perfectly fine and already supernatural outwardly human looking pussy with a giant sloppy horse twat is. It's okay I excuse your newfaggotry.

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>>15872072
The guy is fucking with you. It's not. He's probably the guy trying to push whitehorns as biped when it would just make them wendigos except not part of the 3rd shittiest faction in MGE.

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What do with waifu on rainy days?

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>>15872079
Why, I do push bipedal white horns. Don't tell me you're going to justify horsepussy when the alternative is infinitely palatable. Given a choice and you chose to fuck the horse, you got issues pal.

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>>15872065
Paw jobs, lamia cloacas, centaur pussy and slimes, I'd be okay with all of that as long as the girl was cute.

Plus centaurs have front pussy in KC's setting but people still spam the old and tired horse pussy memes and call front pussy stupid while conveniently ignoring everything else that doesn't make sense in the setting.

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Braids are elegant.

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>>15872083
Lure losers and felons over the internet to be eaten by a kumiho.

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>>15872091
Name one thing that makes less sense than front pussy, I'm genuinely interested.

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>>15872087
I don't pretend something with a horse lower half shouldn't have a horse lower half. Just like I don't pretend stuff without butts should have extra butts or extra pussies.

If that bothers you, you're in the wrong business, pal. Go harp on how manticore tails are disgusting or something.

>>15872091
Front pussy is fucking stupid though.

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>>15872087
Yeah, why not get rid of those hairy legs too? And those ugly hooves. Straighten out those legs and give her some proper feet. The horns are cute though, they can stay.
There, perfect monster girl.

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>>15872076
>Replacing perfectly fine and already supernatural human looking arms and legs with giant furry paws/scaly claws is
What makes the pussy any different from other parts?

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>>15872098
Those fluffy legs are great, the fuck are you talking about, nigga? Natural ZR is gods gift to man.

>>15872096
>I don't pretend something with a horse lower half shouldn't have a horse lower half
Eh, fair enough. I can't really do anything about Kc's shit taste other than continuing to headcanon them as bipedal.

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>>15872100
Nothing. What's really stupid about the argument is horse pussy looks like human pussy anyway. Anybody who was here from the /a/ days remembers all that anatomy conversation.

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>>15872101
If you want ZR, why not just put some thigh highs on them? Then you can have ZR without having to sacrifice the entire rest of the leg.

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>>15872108
>horse pussy looks like human pussy anyway
One is on a giant ugly horse body, the other isn't.
Monster parts are not for fucking.

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Hey look what I can do! Are you watching? Anon?

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>>15872100
I assume we aren't talking about centaurs and are talking about, say, a werewolf who already has outwardly human genitalia. And we're talking about why people dislike the idea of taking that, and replacing the pussy with a canine looking one. Yes? Because if we're on the same track, then it's because you already have the best variant. And actively opting for the more bestial version, which just goes into the bestiality fetishism

>>15872109
Because it won't beat dat natural ZR. And thigh highs won't have the fluff quality of her natural fluff.

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>>15872113
Why don't you complain about something that isn't a correct historical monster and is instead a shit design, like Cancer. Fucking crab eating a girl alive as a monstergirl. What kind of moron does that? He didn't even go for the drider solution.

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>>15872095
>>15872096
Oh please, tail pussy is exactly the same. The "but it's a scorpion anus" excuse doesn't fly because it's not like having two anuses is any less weird than having two vags.

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>>15872114
Her horns look like she has two turds stuck to her head.

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>>15872113
>Monster parts are not for fucking.
>Manticores

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>>15872122
>implying the scorpion anus isn't the only anus

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>>15872087
>every monster girl should suit my vanilla tastes
There's a reason is has 200 girls, to appeal to a variety of people. White Horns just aren't for you, now stop being a bitch and trying to change them.

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>>15872115
>Because if we're on the same track, then it's because you already have the best variant.
Then what's the point of monster girls if human parts are best anyway?

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>>15872115
What makes natural ZR better than "artificial" ZR?
And how is fur suddenly a good thing?

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>>15872113
>Monster parts are not for fucking.
Look at this man and laugh.
http://i.imgur.com/pWsRWrI.jpg

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>>15872133
Because it feels nice brushing against your legs while you smash dat tight pink human poo-zee.

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>>15872128
Nothing to say that there's not another where the human one would usually be. Unless KC was to say no it's safe to assume she has two.

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DOOOOMED.
You are now doomed, Wat Do?
Heat-play ahead.

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>>15872139
Nothing to indicate that departure is there unless specified by KC. The tail is mounted about where the human one would be anyway. The safe way to assume is always the least stupid. One asshole is way less stupid than two.

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>>15872142
RIP AND TEAR
HER HYMEN

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>>15872135
I see the aftermath of a regular good old blowjob where she needs a bit of extra help cleaning up.
What's your point?

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>>15872142
What's heat play?

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>>15872148
But she's bigger than you anon. She's will be the one in top.

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>>15872153
Candlewax and shit.
>>15872155
And thus she shall be impaled upon my thermic lance.

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>>15872122
Dude, what? Last I checked you can't impregnate a manticore through her tailpussy. All it needs to do it act as an esophagus to her stomach or something.

>>15872131
Different parts have different purposes. The best pussy is an outwardly human pussy. It can be a mess of nubs and tentacles inside, I don't care. You're free to disagree, but you're being dishonest is you claim it isn't due to some level of bestiality fetish.

>>15872133
First off, natural ZR is always there unless you want to do something stupid like shave it off. Secondly fur is soft and fun to touch. You seem to be implying that I think it has to be entirely human or bust. How isn't fur a good thing? In the right places. Basically this >>15872138

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>>15872149
Until you read Jabberwock's profile and realise it was very specific about them using their mouths to please their man.

There's also more bonus art in MGE I and II that shows non human handjobs and the like, do you just ignore all the official material and only look at the fan art or something?

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>>15872158
Okay, so if liking monster girls with inhuman pussies equates to bestiality fetish, then wanting any other animal part on a monster girl anywhere near your dick should do so too, shouldn't it?

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>>15872153
The usual, candles, pentagram branding, sexual fire breath etc. etc.

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>>15872079
Im curious to the other factions you think shit

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>>15872165
>Until you read Jabberwock's profile and realise it was very specific about them using their mouths to please their man.
Yeah, mouths. Doesn't say anything about tentacles, stupid.
>do you just ignore all the official material and only look at the fan art or something
I can't help KC's shit taste, I can only ignore it to the best of my abilities. And in an ideal case, monster girls wouldn't be using their monster parts like that, because that's not what they're fucking for.

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>>15872171
>sexual fire breath
You're going to have to explain this one.

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>>15872176
>I can't help KC's shit taste, I can only ignore it to the best of my abilities. And in an ideal case, monster girls wouldn't be using their monster parts like that, because that's not what they're fucking for.
Good thing your ideal case means jack shit and the monsters actually do that then.

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>>15872181
http://www.selfgrowth.com/articles/Sexual_Fire_Breath.html

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>>15872181
i think he means roasting your donger

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>>15871554
I want a Yeti who has to bundle up in "normal" winter clothes so she doesn't get weird looks walking through a blizzard in a bikini and muffler

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>>15872168
Not necessarily, I've no idea on why you're so keen to push this line of thinking like I own it.

First let me correct your wording. "so if liking monster girls with inhuman pussies equates to bestiality fetish" No. Not liking. Preferring. Take note of that word.

I personally draw the line on what it already has. If for some reason KC drew his jinko with human hands, and you wanted BIG MEAT PAWS I'd raise my eyebrow. But she already has it, it's a part of her design. You aren't rubbing your dick on her arms and thinking "Man I with these were the arms of an animal" they already are, do you're just getting a pawjob because they are hers and presumably she wanted it, it's not about preferring her to be more bestial. Like, say you have the werewolf, and go "Man I wish she had a snout and a full body of fur" I'd question it all the same.

I realize now I'm being hypocritical in trying to do the exact opposite, and taking the bestial, tauric aspect of the White Horn and making her more bipedal. So I guess I'll stop acting like it should be anything other than my own headcanon.

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>>15872173
I could tell you, but the only good that would do is change directions on this shitstorm. Well, why not. Tired of seeing that guy argue his cosplay-tier proclivities anyway.

List of shitty factions in MGE
Fallen God: The actual do nothing but fuck forever faction. No thank you. Double fuck them for all the fallen angels automatically getting membership the moment they figure out sex is awesome. I want a Dark Valkyrie without all that crap, thanks.
Chaos:If only they didn't have brainwashing and monsterboys
Bast:Fucking city state of furries
Sabbath:The war on tits is real, sneakier than it was before
Extremist: Everybody's gettin' raped!

And before anybody says anything about headcanon X away, I'm just talking straight KC. I'll do what I want with any given girl in my own stories.

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>>15872202
>Tired of seeing that guy argue his cosplay-tier proclivities anyway.
m8. by your logic a hellhound is cosplay tier because it's lower half isn't that of a wolf.

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It's only a matter of time. We already have that student tutoring VR game. You will finally be able to get virtually tail sucked by a manticore, guide your harpie daughteru to fly, or get chastised by your Kikimora maid. The possibilities are endless with time. Question is, will you still be alive then?

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>>15872202
>Sabbath
Best faction

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>>15872204
By your logic, getting a footjob from a hellhound is bestiality. You know the difference between our two statements? I actually used your logic.

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>>15872209
> grown-up Baphomet.
They have a contender now.

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>>15872213
You could misrepresent my argument. Or you could read my post again.

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>>15872202
>factions I think are shit
>all of them
Would have been a quicker answer given that list.

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It's sure is fun around here

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>>15872202
>Bast:Fucking city state of furries
That's only one kind of cats in her realm. But the fact you can't ignore them without being punished makes me agree with you.

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>>15872221
What about Ares and that god of love Houris and Cupids follow? They seem pretty chill.

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>>15872224
>You aren't allowed to discuss and argue dissenting points of view.

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>>15872199
So what, if KC made the Jinko a standard kemonomimi girl and I thought that she would look better with some paws, that'd be wrong?
What's wrong with liking your monster girls a bit higher or lower on the monstrousness scale?
I mean, by that logic wouldn't you have to question KC for drawing a girl with paws to begin with when girls with normal arms and legs exist, because clearly he just wanted her to be "more bestial"?

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>>15872221
>Implying I listed Generic DL, Undead Kingdoms, Green Realms, Wonderland, Eros, or the Order

About an equal spread really.

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>>15872218
When you totally misrepresent what I say in that post, it doesn't change anything.

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>>15872204
And by your logic preferring a hellhound with paws over one without paws means you want to fuck an animal.

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>>15872230
Ignore Alp. He gets pissy when people disagree.

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>>15872204
I love Hellhounds but you can't deny they're extremely vanilla. It's not even about what their lower half is, they're the kind of girl you could show someone who's not even into monster girls and they might find her hot. Gazer for example is an example of a monstrous girl who has a human lower body, same goes for mucus toad and Lava Golem.

Hellhound is one of my all time favourites but not every girl needs to be like her which is why I wish faggots would stop pushing for more monstrous girls to be more cosplay friendly. Bugger off, the majority of girls already cater to those tastes, leave the ones meant for other people alone.

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>>15872242
t. horsefucker

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>>15872247
(you)

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>>15872247
He's right though.

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>>15871917
Why hell hounds?

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My favorite animal pussy girl also has a human pussy anyway, and she's not even from the MGE.
What's wrong with having both?

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>>15872247
I wish my centaur waifu was just a human.

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>>15872231
It wouldn't be wrong. And it's not about "Looking better." We aren't arguing aesthetics here. We are arguing what you want to stick you dick on or near. If you thought that you would rather rub your cock on some paws, it's not wrong it would just be indicative of your more bestial proclivities.

I question KC for a lot of things but there's a difference between making a design from scratch and having a design and deciding that you want it to be more animalistic. Although I guess my argument could be made towards KC too. Centaur is a given, but is there anything in White Horn's mythology that means she must be tauric? But see then KC is different. He's deliberately catering. If he drew entirely from preference all we would have are lolis so its a bit of a moot point until we see all his Enty entries and understand what was going through his mind when he designed the girls.

>>15872238
see above

>>15872242
Dude what? Gazer is vanilla as shit. She doesn't even look like she's attached to the mess behind her.

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>>15872267
>If he drew entirely from preference all we would have are lolis
dumbass

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>>15872270
He's obviously biased towards lolis

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>>15872271
Except he already said that he doesn't even have a single preferred body type, or type of monster girl.

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>>15872267
>Gazer is vanilla as shit
I wouldn't call a monoeye with 9 eye tentacles and black liquid leaking out of her "vanilla." I shown her to a guy who likes EMG and he got spooked by her.

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>>15872259
They are eye rollingly boring. the tend to be the go-to monsters for many stroies and im pretty much sick of them

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>>15872267
KC doesn't write or draw anything he doesn't personally like, with the sole exception of the Siths. Most of the catering he does is in ways to circumvent some of the weirder stuff that exists in MGE so people who don't like some of the shit he likes wouldn't have to be confronted with it.

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>>15872274
>She doesn't even look like she's attached to the mess behind her.

Guess what, Anon? If you remover her monster parts, she becomes vanilla.

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>>15872267
>If he drew entirely from preference all we would have are lolis

>out of 200 girls barely 20~ are lolis
>hurr durr he is a lolifag
I never understood that meme. Wouldn't he make at least 30-50% of mgs lolis if he was a lolifag?

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>>15872267
I like paws because they're cute, fluffy and exotic as a monster girl feature, not because animals also have them. If by "bestial proclivities" you mean that I might prefer monster girls with a larger amount of animal features, then maybe. But when those same features on anything but a monster girl don't get a rise out of me, then it could hardly be argued as a bestiality fetish.

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>>15872283
>if you remove the parts that make her unique she's no longer unique
You don't say.

[Anonymous No.]

How about them turtles?

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>>15872286
Its a thing because his personal fave is the baphomet

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>>15872272
You expect the polite japanese man to express any of his views in a concrete manner other than his hardline on NTR?
>Sabbath
>Bapho having canonically the best pussy
He has an obvious bias.

>>15872274
I dunno, can you really say that the eye stalks are a significant part of her design? It honestly looks like he drew them and then just drew a girl sitting in the middle. It's the same issue I have with a lot of arachnid designs. They draw it so its just a girl with deformed legs sitting on a spider. Wish they'd put more effort into incorporating the monstrousness into the design. Maybe a side on pose where you see how it all sprouts out of her back of something.

>>15872289
Well I'm not arguing hard lines here. People seem to try and twist what I'm saying into "liking paws = you want to fuck an animal" when its more nuanced than that. But look at the raiju. If she doesn't turn you on until her hands and feet are huge animalistic paws, then yeah I would argue you lean in that direction. Is it a direct link to wanting to fuck an animal? No. I wasn't saying that.

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Not this idiocy again...

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>>15872293
Mmmmmm I like turtles.
Covered in chocolate.
And unable to move due to tightly knotted ropes.

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>>15872311
I like the Raiju just the way she is.
But I don't think I'd be all that interested in the Hellhound or Jinko without the paws, because there the paws are a core part of the design. Raiju wasn't meant to have paws, and as such, would look odd if she did have them.

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>>15872313
The talking about overused terms was surprisingly fresh, then it turned into "I dont wanna fuck animal parts) hour agian

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>>15872317
That just feeds back into what I was saying about preferences and the way the girls were designed.

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>>15872311
Japanese artists generally prefer a clear separation between human and monster parts, which is strange in MGE where it's very clear that every part of the girls is supposed to be attractive, but for the spiders you can blame Okayado who started the legipalps and "girl sitting on spider" design trend.

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>>15872316
Id rather honey, most forms of chocolate is a turn off for me

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>>15872327
That would work too, and would take much more licking to get her completely clean.

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>>15872326
>Japanese artists generally prefer a clear separation between human and monster parts
Yeah and it bugs me to no end. That's why I consider gazer to be pretty vanilla. As I said it doesn't even look like the eyes are attached to her

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>>15872321
So we're in agreement then that there's nothing wrong with liking girls with certain monster features unless you only like them for those monster features? Why are we even arguing then, when it shouldn't be any different for pussies as well? If I'd still like a lamia if her pussy was at the end of her tail, that's suddenly some kind of crime?

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>>15872332
Would be wonderful if she had a sensitive shell

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>>15872311
KC is honestly still one of the better artists when it comes to integration of monster parts. Too many make them look like literal clothing.

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>>15872339
The shell isn't part of her body

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>>15872336
The crux of the argument has always been preference. Not sure how many times I have to repeat this. If you have a lamia and her pussy is already in the generic lamia pussy place and you PREFER to have snake cloaca up the end of her tail INSTEAD then yeah. I'd argue that you have an inclination towards more bestial leanings. It's not a direct link to wanting to fuck a snake, but claiming that it has nothing to do with it is dishonest.

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>>15872344
one can dream right?

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>>15872345
Okay, then what about preferring paws and claws to human hands and feet?

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>>15871990
from the thumbnail I thought she had torn open her own breast

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>>15872352
Would you rather fuck paws and claws than human hands and feet?

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I need alcohol
im going to import rum from the drunkgoats

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>>15872357
On a girl? Probably, yeah. Regular hands and feet are pretty boring and don't do anything for me.

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>>15872362
>Implying those grape guzzlers grow sugar
I bet they make good grappa though.

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>>15872362
I want to bury my face in a Satyros' fur covered crotch!

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>>15872363
Then yes, you've answered your own question. If there was a spectrum, you'd be closer to the dangerously cheesy side of things. As I said earlier, this is in no way a value judgment, there's no right or wrong here.

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>>15872375
I think the goats would have a hand in most things alcohol related.

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>>15872344
Bah, I like to think it is, its like a defining point of the animal

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>>15872378
Everybody makes alcohol with what they have a lot of on hand. It's why grain farmers make whiskey, potato farmers make vodka and so on. It's the large amount of the ingredient that dictates what kind. And a bunk of greco mythologic winemakers would have grapes and wine.

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>>15872385
Point taken.

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>>15872239
That's not Alp. I would know.

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>>15872233
Don't forget the Cult of the Snake God. Whole groups of people who want nothing more than to worship lamias and eventually become some type of lamia.

I wonder if any manage to convince a basilisk to join the cult/manage to become a basilisk (the more powerful the lamia type the harder it is to get a human to become it, to make someone become a echidna the cult has to gather lamia mana for years or even decades).

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>>15872425
I also forgot the tree forts of the Trump Elves.

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I need more snake in my life

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>>15872438
Multiple arms are a problem, Y/N?

[Anonymous No.]

story about dragon knights when?

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>>15872438
I almost stepped on a snake once. Poor lamias must have it hard with those long tails.

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>>15872476
A few months ago.

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>>15872434
Trump elf best elf. Bringing purity back to the forest, making the forest great again!

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>>15872473
yes

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>>15872311
>implying a loli with superhuman strength having the best pussy doesn't make perfect logical sense

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>>15872480
The fuck really? who did it?

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>Missed the dark priests.
Dammit

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>>15872510
You must do some penis then! Penance. I mean penis. Penance!

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>>15872503
Sadly I can't remember. Hopefully one day you will find it.

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>>15872522
What would it be like if I when to a crush of the fallen goddess to confess my sins?

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>>15872535
You would be asked for all kinds of detailed descriptions.

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>>15872535
Took me a bit to understand that. A succuvirus is fucking with your phone.

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>>15872554
Trying to tell anon she has a crush on him?

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>>15872556
I think it's supposed to be "if I went to a chruch".

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I think I saw a pussycat.

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>>15872563
Not a monster girl

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>>15872561
Yes. That's what HE wanted to write. And SHE, the Succubus, corrected it to crush.
>>15872565
Then what is that?

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>>15872567
A regular catgirl.

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>>15872570
>It's not a Monster Girl, it's a specific type of Monster Girl
Begone from my sight.

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Pick a loli

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>>15872583
But none of these loli is my loli.

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>>15872583
Any loli? I'll take the one with purple hair in the back. I like the look in her eyes.

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>>15872588
She is the strongest of the bunch

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>>15872580
Generic catgirls aren't monster girls.

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>>15872583
Traptrix Rafflesia pleases Elder Entities for money.

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>>15872583
I can't decide between the purple one in the back-right and the pink one in the middle.
They both look nice.

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>>15872583
Myrmeleo please

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>>15872583
I'll take the red one. She looks super cute.

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>>15872596
Yuh-huh!

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>>15872608
about as much as elves maybe.

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>>15872596
>>15872580
Yeah man the only cosplay-tier girls allowed here are foxes.

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>>15872614
>that vibe
Bad girl!

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>>15872597
delet this

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>>15872202
>monsterboys

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>>15871032
All of them by the end of the week? But you'll already be starting out with five pharaoh milk-swollen anubi, retired after their skin became hypersensitive from the constant lactate infusing into their bodies. Just holding one of their nipples between thumb and forefinger will be enough to make her knees crumple and her breasts spray like a broken faucet. And just touching their hips will trigger an unstoppable hormone rush in their bodies, making then need to get on their hands and knees, arching their back as an uncontrollable reflex, raising their tail and presenting their heavenly ass to you, their pink slit puffy and leaking with arousal.
And anubi are pretty hard to impregnate. You'll probably need to spend a whole 24 hours with each, fucking in every imaginable until their wombs are as full of,seed as their breasts are with milk.

Of course, they'd love to go back to the pharaoh for more. After all, that milk tastes so sweet, and makes their brown skin so soft. The pharaoh will just smile as they enter the throne room, craving for more but too round and curvy to make it up the stairs to her seat. So she'll utter a small spell, and levitate those jiggly anubi right into the air, floating them towards her like balloons until they're sucking away happily, kneading those breasts with their paws to make their bodies even more lovely for you.

>>15871086
Of course. It's like showing a guy who thinks human girls are better the objective truth about superior monstergirl pussy.
The moment a drop of that milk touches their tongues, the girls all realise the objective truth: that brown is better.
Sure, the pharaoh might use a little "coercion" at first. But just remember the golden rule of hypnosis: You can't make someone do something they truly don't want to do.

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I for one welcome these women in my country. They're all hard-working entrepreneurs!

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>>15872640
Frankly I don't see what's attractive about someone so "curvy" (in essence morbidly obese) that they can't even move properly. It's basically a cripple fetish as far as I can tell.

Jiggly, milky bronze girls are great of course, but there should be limits.

Its also worth noting that KC's pharaoh can't actually make someone do something if they don't want to do it from the bottom of their hearts.

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>>15872645
I want to make that horny girl addicted to me.

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>>15872656
Anon, there are two types of people that use such exaggerated descriptions in here. The legit expansionist feeders who need to fuck off to /d/ and the ones who are too fucking stupid to understand that saying MORE and BIGGER hits a disgusting point and just keep using more extreme verbage regardless.

It's the second group most of the time. I'd put money on that being the case this time. The guy isn't a fatfag, he's just a moron.

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>>15872645
I think they that would fight over every man that came there. They would constantly try to out do one another.

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Reminder that maids are the purest monster girls.

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Fat-bottomed Familiars.

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>>15872690
I'm no sorcerer.

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>>15872682
False.

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>>15872692
That's not a deal breaker anon.

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>>15872700
But what use is a Familiar to a muggle like me?

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>>15872697
Breaking an Alice must be so fun. Hearing her moan and scream in unbelievable pleasure must be such a nice song to the ears.

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>>15872656
Didn't mean to interrupt my any sort of obesity. Just that between their lust, their pampered lifestyles, and their soft bodies, they would struggle getting up the incredibly long, steep flight of stairs like a spire leading to the pharaoh's throne.

>KC's pharaoh can't actually make someone do something if they don't want to do it from the bottom of their hearts.
Yes, hence that last line.

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>>15872703
Food and stress relief anon, food and stress relief.

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>>15872718
What, using her as an emergency food supply and then banging 'er meat?
Anon with his meat. Alone with his meat.

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>>15872715
For some reason when I read that hypnosis line it was "you can" instead of "you can't." Obviously I need my eyes checked.

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>>15872709
The best part is that you can break her time and time again, each time as authentic as the last due to her memory wipe.

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>>15872722
Oh, I meant that the point would be you would be of use to the familiar as food and stress relief. Its not all about you anon.

And of course, you could eventually eat her energy as a incubus.

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>>15872715
>mean to interrupt my any
Fucking posting from work

I didn't mean to imply any sort of obesity.

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>>15872682
Kikimoras, or Shogs? Because those two are on completely different levels of lewd, and they're both maids.

With Shogs, you'll end up with a wet dream every night, wake up to her dry-humping you every morning, watch her soak up the spit from your utensils, and the sweat from your sheets & pajamas at breakfast, the list goes on.

With Kikis, you get an entirely new set of handcrafted Slavic Seduction Skills. One day, she'll wear a top that's just a little too small, and unbutton it a little so your eyes are pulled like magnets to her bust. She'll tease you about being a pervert with a couple smile, and add a "but, if It's what the master wishes..." at the end before walking off to do more chores. After that, anything goes. Maybe she'll offer to feed you chocolates, and "accidentally" stick a finger or two inside your mouth in the process. Maybe she'll flick a grain of rice on your neck, and quickly remove it with a kiss that leaves a mark. If you keep resisting, things will only get more intense, until you finally give in, push her down and punish her for being such a naughty maid.

What I'm trying to say is that maids are always lewd, just in different ways.

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>>15871559
That is a raccoon in disguise.

>>15871917
>>15871941
>hating every undead and lolis
High level shit taste

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>>15872748
Flirty Kikis are way too lewd.

Oh boy, if I had one in my house she would be so fucked.

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>>15872759
Yes, indeed you would. On the kitchen table, even.

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>>15872759
But that's what she wants!

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>>15872748
Both are pure.

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>>15872759
You will never have one though.

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>>15872763
I would fuck her everywhere everytime.
When she wakes me up I'm going to pin her down and fuck until she passes out, after lunch I'm going to fill her belly with cum. Then I'm going to cuddle and say really lewd things to her when we are relaxing, at this point she is the one that's going to choose sex or just cuddles.

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>>15872781
I'm afraid you have a condition. It's called "being a cynical asshole", and I'm afraid there's no cure.
Except booze.

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>>15872781
That's right. Even if they existed, my mom taught me how to cook and clean, so no Kikis for me.

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>>15872779
Are we using "pure" in the Druella sense of the word?

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>>15872583
>Pick a loli
Can I just have Titania Onee-san? Loli really isn't my type.
Unless it's forced, for some reason loli femdom makes me diamonds.

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>>15872790
Druella is pure!

Pure!

Pure!

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>>15872792
You can have a titania, but she isn't going to be your onee-chan.

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>>15872787
I wanna get a Kikimora maid and play a prank on her by pretending to be her butler all day!

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>"Look. You find me some magical items and in exchange, I protect you from the local merchants and disguise you. No, I can't have sex with you because that'll fuck up my mana pool."

Working as a mage for a globe trotting tanuki seems fun.

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>>15872793
Hi Alleurd!

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>>15872793
I'd say being a monstergirl apologist is a sin, but we're about due for some kind of world-changing event

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>>15872807
I am not Alleurd

Druella is pure

t. not Alleurd

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>>15872805
Mages shouldn't travel. Mages should put up towers and throw lightning bolts and fireballs at intruders and those damn kids who keep stepping on the goddamned lawn.

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>>15872799
>You can have a titania, but she isn't going to be your onee-chan.

But why?

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>>15872813
Beggars can't be choosers.

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>>15872782
Oh come now, a true super monster maid can take all the fucking you can give and not pass out. She still has chores to do after all, her maid pride demands it. More likely YOU would pass out, she would carry you to bed, tuck you in, kiss you on the cheek and get back to work.

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl would marathon the Godfather trilogy with me?

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>>15872818
She knows that she is going to black out, so she already did everything while I was asleep. When I wake up and fuck her, everything is already done and we can do whatever we want for the rest of the day.
Ypu are underestimating my maid, Anon.

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>>15872818
I can't continue living without a Kikimora maid in my life.

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>>15872811
Agreed. Nothing good can ever come from a travelling mage. Exercise extreme caution

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>>15872837
You know what you have to do

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>>15872846
But Gandalf though?

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>>15872846
Mages can't exercise anything. That's why they explode.

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>>15872849
When the circumference of an explosion increases, the number of problems it cannot solve approaches zero.

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>>15872856
The problem is there is about to be an explosion.

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>>15872815
But a Titania will automatically act like an Onee-chan.

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>>15872856
Mages. No sense of right or wrong.

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>>15872867
I don't follow.

[Anonymous No.]

Today is the first day of autumn, which means summer has been REMOVED FROM THE PREMISES and we are one step closer to winter, Wendigos #1 in Siberia summer stink

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>>15872870
>Fuck I can't find my lewd Elf Anywhere
>Fuck it I'll make more and leave them lying around

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>>15872880
This is how I'll always remember you.

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>>15872723
Don't worry, the gazer optometrist is on her way to you now. She'll fix your eyes and teach you what it's like to be hypnotised by a beauty like her.

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>>15872886
But I'm not fat or ugly enough.

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>>15872886
>ork
Okay, uhh... if Elfie not preggies, use more dakka!

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>>15872846
>>15872849
>>15872856
>>15872873
NO SENSE OF RI-
>>15872870
Shit, you beat me there.

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>>15872869
This one won't. She is just going to act like a normal person, maybe just carring a little bit more for you.

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>>15872886
Get me a Flayer and I will.

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>>15872886
I hate that meme and shame on you for perpetuating it, knife eared slut. I wouldn't even rape you.

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>>15872906
I want to be a young boy who's a dark mage's apprentice!

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>>15872921
We told anon to get himself flayed into the midnset of an orc, and he actually did it, the absolute madman.

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>>15872886
Wot'z wit diz blank pictshure? Iz I missin' some joke?

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>>15872950
Such is life for poor, stupid Ork-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>KC still hasn't released the art of the MGE2 girls that matter

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>>15872958
They are really good obfuscating stupidity though, give them some credit lest the Kommandos get you after learning from that sneaky elf.

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>>15872885
I can't wait for the flood of Yukionnas coming to town brining heavy snow and cold with them, then the Glacies and Yetis will migrate in and need housing

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Do we have HighRes Shoggoth, Mindflayer, or Wendigo yet?

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>>15872967
What are you talking about? Otohime is great and Umi-Osho is cute

>>15872983
Shoggoth and Wendigo both had their high-res and making of

We're still waiting for Mindflayer's turn, the poor girl didn't even have a bonus art

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>>15872997
>Otohime is great
hehe

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>>15872997
>What are you talking about? Otohime is great and Umi-Osho is cute

I guess they're saying (to put it politely) that while those two have their good points there are other girls they are looking forward to that are even better.

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>>15872997
Nah nigga. I want to see the Automaton, Dragon Zombie, Dark Mage, Nurarihyon, and White Horn in all their onee-san glory.

Gremlin too.

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>>15873000
I have to admit, I completely shit on her when she was first posted and kinda regret it. Her profile ended up being a lot nicer than expected.

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>>15873014
>Automaton
>Onee-san

I've had this thought as well, in fact I have this in my story idea bucket:
>Human parents buy a big sister type Automaton for their only child son

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>>15873032
>parents buy an automaton sister for their boy
>she looks around one or two years older than him
>as the boy gets older he soon overtakes her and she's about waist high when standing next to her once he's fully grown
>when he moves out to go to college she insists on living with him and works around the house as his tiny robot helper

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>>15873049
>when standing next to her
Him, god damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15873032
>>15873049
I like my Onee-Automatons in the 7ft. range or Wock height desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15873063
This.

Automaton onee-sans need to be at least 6"5

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>>15873006

I can't wait for more Griffon stuff. Definitely my favorite of the new girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15872997
More interested in Griffon, Dragon Zombie, Nurarihyon, Automaton, Trumpart, and Atlach-Nacha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15872997
Ah that sucks for MF.

Is there an imgur for the high red releases? I need that Wendy and Shog ones.

Also yes, Otohime is cute as all hell. Twintails man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15873099
Doesn't imgur compress shit like all the more jewish image hosting sites?

[Anonymous No.]

Collars

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>>15873106
It does, imgur is shit.

I mainly use pomf because I don't have to look at a ton of retarded memes every time I open the site.

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>>15873063
No automaton womanlets. Tall robots a best.

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>>15873092
I hope Griffon profile doesn't dissapoint, she is such a cutie

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>>15873092
>Griffon
Her profile might have some neat details but it's most likely going to be pretty vanilla

>Dragon Zombie
She is just going to be a gigalewd rape machine

>Nurarihyon
Now that's a profile that will be very interesting

>Automaton
I feel that no matter what he profile is, most people will still headcanon the hell out of her

>Trumpart
Cosplay tier with a gimmick, she's cute and all but nothing to get excited over

>Atlach-Nacha
Might be as interesting as Nurarihyon if not more, hard to guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>15873118
>Diet: Pineapple Pizza

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>>15873063
Wock height best height.

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>>15873120
I'll endure it for her.

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>>15873110
A great improvement over the original, good job.
>>15873119
>Her profile might have some neat details but it's most likely going to be pretty vanilla
If I had to judge by her appearance, she's probably going to be a flying Jinko.

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>>15873082
I want to see White Horn coats and hats on other girls, they deserve to be fashionable too

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>>15873137
Soon we will have yetis and wendigos wearing it

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>>15873145
>little wendigo gets a full size coat from a white horn
>bottom half of the coat drags through the snow as she walks

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>>15873148
>Anon teaching his son how to identify paw prints on the snow
>"That right der is a Yeti's paw, your sister. And that over der is a White Horn."
>"But pa, what about that over there?"
>Anon looks at the prints which more look like something was dragged over them
>"... I'm not quite sure."

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>>15873158
>"Son, you hear that?"
>...
>"No?"
>"Exactly. It's quiet. Too quiet. We're being watched"

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>>15873063
>walk in on your Automaton big sister applying oil to her joints

[Anonymous No.]

Would an Automa-nee be really quiet, preferring to just stare at you a lot?

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>>15873167
Nah, those things must have loud fans to keep them cool around hunks and studs. Stealth is impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

I need ideas for an Oni's appearance.

And maybe cute MGs doing cute things too after that.

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>>15873167
She wuld just stare at you, her face a complete stone wall

But inside she'd be going "MasterissocuteMasterissocuteMasterissocute"

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>>15873164
>Implying Automatons need to oil their joints
>>15873167
Provided Automatons are capable of scent, Automa-nee may be up to other things. She'd also sit you in her lap just so she feels your warmth on her squishy and plump simulacrum body.

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>>15873174
>I need ideas for an Oni's appearance.
A Red Oni crashing through a wall

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>>15873174
Here's an idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>watching Megas XLR with Automaton waifu
>partway through she pulls on my shirt a bit to grab my attention
>she tells me she is ready to make a daughteru now
>I steel myself mentally and physically for what is to come
>we both get in my car and drive off
>we park right in front of a Build a Daughter store that is crowded by men and Automatons of all shapes and sizes
>itit'going to be a long day

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>>15873158
>"Now son, if you lay down low in the snow and be very quiet, legends say you can hear the cries of the mountain"
>It sounds like Super Mario, dad

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>>15873175
>Automaton plugging herself into the wall in a closetto recharge for the night
>Anon wishing her sweet dreams and turning off the light in the closet and closes the door
>But even though it was custom to say good night, he always wondered if robots dream

>Automaton waits until Anon is as good as far away, watching the light peeking through under the door go off
>"Run Anon.exe"
>Automaton girl leans back as a slideshow of pictures of Anon appear on her HUD
>They soon fade into a montage of videos with Anon from her memory banks from when he was a child to now
>Yes, sweet dreams indeed

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>>15873196
So Wendigo make Mario noises when they run or jump?

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>>15873196
>"Don't. Move. A. Muscle, son."
>"But Pa-"
>"Quiet! They live all their lives in the mountains. Their hearin's better than ours."
>"But pa... I find it kind of cute."

>Son anon was later unable to sleep due to the figure watching him from his window all night

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>you will never sleep with your automaton girlfriend for the first time, then wake up to find she's already built your daughteru.

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>>15873164
Why does this sounds lewd?
And why do I feel like I would need to take responsibility if this happened?

>>15873167
Automa-nee come in every kind of behavior, kuudere is just the default setting

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>>15873204
They make noises when they're scared, but they always come back, and in greater numbers

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>>15872083
At first, this only loaded in the area of the gif with the tail wagging, and I was very confused.

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>>15873208
>"Awawa! Let me in! I'm a White Horn!"

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>>15873225
I am now picturing a Wendigo manually making Mario noises while playing in the snow, getting spooked by Anon, running away while still making noises, and Anon later seeing the same Wendigo now stalking him with her 90 friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>monstergirls' faces when they learn that sperm production is actually limited per man

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>>15873263
Honestly though, drinking semen sounds like such an inefficient manner of feeding.

[Anonymous No.]

Post monstergirl impregnation stories

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>>15873161

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>>15873252
Only if she looked like this.

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>>15873263
Mamono mana.

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>>15873252
>>"Awawa! Let me in! I'm a White Horn!"
>"Don't you believe in White Horns?"
>[Heavy Breathing Intensifies]

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>>15873278
Oh fuck, they can perch on tree branches.

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>>15873278
Wasn't there a easter egg in one of the marios where a bunch of creepy eyes looked at you from the top of a cliff?

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>>15873295
Super Mario Galaxy

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>>15873295
Those were actually textures for a type of ayylmao tree, but still managed to be spooky nonetheless.

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>>15873301
That's what they want you to believe. They were actually wendigos!

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>>15873278
>Tfw you are getting stalked by a creature that will make you go insane if you merely see it

>>15873279
Dire Wendigos tend to hide themselves even more than regular ones, they are insecure about their unusual size

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>>15873299
>>15873301
Hold up, I just looked and the "Awawawa" theme is on the same game.

I'm think I'm getting somewhere.

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What kind of fashion do you think exists in MGE land? Would your wife be into it or would she just like casual clothes?

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>>15873278
I wish Latenight drew a Wendigo cooking meat Monsterhunter style as a giant angry Jho is about to stomp her.

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>>15873278
>>15873279
>>15873291
>>15873208

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>>15873311
Oh god I forgot that was a song name.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls say they have a "soft spot" in their hearts for "cute human males" and "daughterus" and whatnot.

Monstergirls themselves, for those of you who've never seen one, are also soft and squishy. Should we, therefore, have a "soft spot" for then?

Well, yes and no. Some softness is good; from soft molten metal humanity makes mighty tools and machines. Can the softness of monstergirls be useful? So far no function has been found.

So, in the unlikely event that you ever see a monstergirl, give yourself permission to "squash" her squishiness because yes, softness can be good. Unless it's in the way.

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>>15873318
>Latenight drew something of mine
Now, I can die

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>>15873312
If you mean canon info then there is the below from the article on monster clothes in World Guide 1:

>What's considered fashionable to them are clothes for the purpose of charming men that further accentuate their own attractiveness. Under the pretense of fashion, they investigate men's tastes and inclinations. Some even fuss more than usual about tailoring their clothes for a particular man so that they can receive all the lust of the man they're targeting.

Additionally, there are characteristic patterns and designs that have been handed down by each particular race of monsters. Since many of them have similar tastes in clothing, even different individuals can often be seen wearing clothing with the same patterns and designs, or with a similar vibe, if they are of the same race.

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>>15873318
Big Wendigo stalkerfu!

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>>15873324
Are you telling me to touch a Monstergirls breasts if i meat one?

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>>15873318
Rest in peace Anon who let the big Wendigo in.

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>>15873327
He hasn't done any idea from me recently. Then again I haven't been going on about Ryu or Wurms or Wendigo cannons made to fire stalkers at their target from long ranges.

[Anonymous No.]

There need to be more buttslut monsters.

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>>15873318
Stalkers shouldn't be this cute.

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>>15873344
Shirihebi.

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>>15873338
>Younger Wendigo's stuffing their older Wendigo sister into a cannon like May's Burst in GGXrd

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>>15873330
Pressure is a good thing, Anon. This is not just idle touching, but as long as the surface area in which it is applied is minimalized, "touching" them is passed. Preferably with a mettalic tool capable of delivering said high pressure when swung.

So yes, touch them. Move forward and touch them. The Chief God is there for you.

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>>15873328
>clothes for a particular man so that they can receive all the lust of the man they're targeting

>Embarrassed dragon waifu using sundresses casually and skirt+spats combo for workout.

Ooh she is getting pregnant 100% sure.

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>>15873350
>older Wendigo "Awawawawawawawawawa"s through the air after being fired out from the barrel
>the recoil knocks over the 5~ Wendigo behind the cannon
>a lone hiker starts wondering why there is a strange shadow under him and why it is getting bigger

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>>15873352
So touch them with something small that has a big effect? Like a vibrator? My wife might like that on her nipples, thanks for the idea anon!

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>>15873318
>>15873337
>Ah, human! I think I sprained my ankle on the fall, could you carry me inside?
>I mean "awawawawawa"

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>>15873367
>Earlier
>Older Wendigo looking at the cannon and her Wendigo sisters who insist that it's foolproof
>She asks them if this'll really work
>They all nod and say that they did the science and give her the blueprints
>It's just scribbles in crayon

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>>15873372
Gonna make that Wendigo my awawaifu.

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>>15873185

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>>15873382
>all Wendigo have the artistic skill of Deadpool
Heh.

>older Wendigo crashes into the lone hiker like 10 tons of ass photos
>she tries to act like it was an accident and tries to whoo him the traditional Wendigo way
>he's knocked out cold
>older Wendigo starts freaking out, thinking she just killed someone
>tries to get the young ones to help out
>they're too busy eating jerky to notice the older one AWAWAWAWAWA for help
>the day is saved by a Yeti with a barrel of vodka who appears out of thin air

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>>15873392
I truly do dig robots.

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>>15873392
Oh hey, you did my idea! Where you gone the past months or something? I didn't see you doing anything here.

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>>15873405
>>the day is saved by a Yeti with a barrel of vodka who appears out of thin air
>Anon hiking through a winter storm, shivering in the cold
>Forgot how far the next settlement was. Too windy to take out a map
>Nothing but snow for miles and nothing else
>If only there was something that could warm him u-
>"Hi!"
>AHFSGKHJKBIUYB

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>>15873418
Winter monsters are a pain to see in their natural habitat. You think you're alone, but there's at least 7 Yeti, 19 Yuki Onna, and 55+ Wendigo stalking you at all times.

God help you if you smell like BBQ, because you attract every Wendigo around and get swarmed.

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>>15873444
>Yuki Onna

They don't stalk people that much, most of them remain faithful to their childhood friend and those who did not get a childhood friend tend to stay at home

Although be careful of the occasional love-starved yandere Yuki-Onna

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>>15873444
>Shout "I'm lost and cold!" in a snowy mountain
>An avalanche comes down in your direction
>It's made out of yetis and wendigos

This is why you need to keep quiet.

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>>15872886
No fuck you orcs are for purge

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>>15872886
Should I be offended over her wanting to see me as swine?

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>>15873444
>Walking through a forest during a winter storm
>See a figure in the distance. Must be the Yuki Onna who started the storm in the first place
>She's becoming you towards her, and you're tempted to follow
>Yet something catches your eye and you look away to see... another Yuki Onna?
>The first Yuki Onna follows your gaze and gasps at seeing the other Yuki Onna
>Now the second one saw her
>And now they're arguing. That's fantastic
>Well then, you guess you'll just leave them to it and head somewhere el-
>"Hi!"
>JESUSFUCKWHATHESHI- Oh, it's a Yeti. Must've saw that you were freezing
>Or sensed that you were freezing
>You're not exactly sure how it works
>Well, it's not like you're going anywhere else so you might as well follow the Yeti in a jacket with hor- hey, wait a minute
>You spin the "Yeti" around to reveal that it wasn't a Yeti but in fact a Wendigo
>The Yuki Onna aruguing is making it hard to see, what with the added snow
>The Wendigo sheepishly awawawa's, some sort of intercosmic dialect
>The company of this Wendigo that's now stalking you would've been nice if you weren't so cold
>Seriously, those Yuki onna are arguing up a storm
>If only there was a Yeti arou-
>"Hi!"
>JESUSFUCKWHATHESHIT

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>>15873478
>she's becoming you
I wonder what fucking a mg clone would be like after altering the genes to make the clone female in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

What if...Ganguro Tanuki daughter standing next to "I'm sure this is just a phase" Tanuki milf mom but drawn by latenight in his patented YUGE girl formula?

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>>15873541
Why not have the mother be a ganfuro too like that one doujin?

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>>15873478
I want a Yeti to snowboard down and save me from crazy Yuki-onnas who can't stop arguing over who gets to freeze me, the Wendigo can come too if she wants

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>>15873541
>casuals won't get this image either
What's not to get about M&L?

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>>15873552
Yes, that doujin.
That one doujin.
Gosh, the name escapes me at the moment.

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>>15873558
Somewhere between half and 3/4 of this thread haven't played best monster girl game.

I think it's because they're some combination of degenerates and casuals.

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>>15873552
Which one? The one done by Yuuki Rey? Or the one where the mom used to be a delinquent and got tanned again to tease her son after she caught him looking at old photos of her?

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>>15873573
I imagine most of /d/ has played it.

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>>15873556
>Yeti Snowboarders
>Wendigo Skiiers
>Yuki-Onna Ice Skaters
>White Horn making hot cocoa for everyone
Winter can't come any sooner

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>>15873185
>>15873392
I'm willing to bet that Automatons can birth Automatons in the way that Undead can birth Undead.

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>>15873579
Don't Undead spawn other undead just by existing in close proximity

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>>15873578
>We'll never have Snowboard Kids but with a MG cast

FUCK I JUST MADE MYSELF SAD AND MAD

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>>15873580
When an Undead monstergirl receives enough of their husbands baby juice, she's then able to form a womb.

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>>15873587
Oh well
I was going off DnD where skeletons appear out of basically nowhere if you have a bunch of skeletons there already, I forgot how it worked in MGE.

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>>15873580
>Lich walks to store for eggs and fruit punch flavored soda
>undead spawn all around her as she walks
>they all shout "MOMMA!" at her
>she sighs and speeds up her walking to get out of there

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>>15873590
Can always run on Warhammer rules where there's been enough wars to carpet the ground with them

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>>15873573
>best monster girl game.
Played the first game, it's full of bad art, awful fetishes and jokes even alp could have written.

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>>15873597
I don't like Warhammer

[Anonymous No.]

>no lamia to wrap around you for heat

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>>15873602
And that is fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15873599
Missing out desu

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>>15873609
This smells of devi OC

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>>15873609
>Shiki thought this was a good design
>That fucking belt on his legs

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>>15873609
His appearance still makes me cringe. I am glad I won't employ scythe using characters in any of my shitty stories, or any legacy type characters that are stronger than the parents.

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>>15873613
It's parody. Literally nobody takes him seriously. His first line is "I'm just a simple traveller" and your response is "...dressed like that?" (or alternatively, if you try running away, he fucking stops time to catch up with you and you call him out for it)

>>15873620
>>15873621
It looks so stupid it actually works. Even Neris's only line regarding his is "that was so lame".

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>>15873609
Who the hell?

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>>15873625
That's Luka's son.

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>>15873623
>giant tie

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>>15873629
Why are most legacy charaters ruined or shit?

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>>15873629
Literally how the fuck did he mess up so bad
Is it supposed to be a stage he's going through
Also best childhood friend coming through Sonya fuck off

>>15873638
Because Nero is a parody of how ridiculous edgy characters actually come off as.

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>>15873621
I understand where you're coming from, but reading The Girl Who Ate Death I can't help but enjoy the image of a lich/ghoul loli swinging around a big-ass scythe.

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>>15873638
Gohan depresses me, and that prick in soul calibur

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>>15873646
The Girl Who Ate Death is just a starving kindaloli who is literally the reaper.

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>>15873647
>gohan
Its dragon ball, if you not goku or vegeta you dont get to be relavent

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>>15873644
>Nero
There's another Nero I can think of that's actually a good legacy character.

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>>15873660
You better not mean Fate's Nero

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>>15873661
I'm talking about the Vergil's son Nero.
Not that there's anything wrong with UMU.

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>>15873667
There's plenty wrong with Umu. Saberface for one.

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>>15873646
I don't know about what you are talking about, but I must look into it.

I may have mused over the idea of a legacy character or a few, with the MC pissed that his only son is a pansy/treehugger who wouldn't harm a fly, while his daughters vary from clings to his back and naps there 23/7, to a pyromaniac, to a Wurm with an iq of 790 that was adopted.

[Anonymous No.]

Do I have to get permission from the Pharaoh if I want to marry her Anubis?

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>>15873669
Umu is love
Umu is wife.

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>>15873679
Umu is a man.

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>>15873680
Oh you.
Umu has breasts.

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>>15873621
He's funny because he looks edgy as hell and is completely overpowered, like, above Ilias level, only behind the utmost god tier monsters and Sonia(Ahura Mazda/Angra Mainyu), but is still a total goody two shoes and a bit of a doormat, as well as extremely awkward so he tries to compensate with a completely ridiculous image of what he thinks looks cool.

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>>15873669
God I hate all the fucking Saberclones. I want more original girls.
More Medea too.

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>>15873686
A man of good taste.
Medea a great

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>>15873685
So he is actually autistic in the non-4vhan way?

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>>15873675
More than her permission, her blessing.

[Anonymous No.]

Wanna put it
gonna put it
inside this Elf's tentacle nest

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>>15873675
I want to elope with a cute Anubis!

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>>15873692
Truly a cutie. Her ears are elfish for whatever reason, though.

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>>15873691
Sort of.
In the aftermath of a questline in the Harpy Village, he uses his time stop ability to tidy up everyone's homes without anyone noticing because he didn't want to spill his spaghetti everywhere
He really is his father's son. He's also 50% monster (from Alice's side), 25% human and 25% angel (from Luka's side), and mixing that many species together is bound to result in something ridiculous looking. Especially when both Alice and Luka's true form are already kind of clusterfuck-y to begin with.

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>>15873704
I love the comic of her hugging the sheep to heal.

[Anonymous No.]

Anubis and Shoggoths.

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>>15873713
Where can I find it?

[Anonymous No.]

idk

https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon

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>>15873700
Sounds like a movie plot

>Anon elopes with a cute Anubis
>The Pharaoh is furious that her second hand left
>She orders her entire army to go after her
>Thousands of Mummies
>Hundreds of of Khepries
>Dozens of Sandworm
>A few Girtabilu elite assassins
>Somehow Anon and Anubis escape it all
>Pharaoh has to go for them herself
>Using her god powers she catches them
>After witnessing the love they have for each other she can't bring herself to separate them
>Good end

You can even tease a sequel where an Apophis took the Pharaoh's throne while she was gone and now Pharaoh, Anubis and Anon have to work together to dethrone the evil snake

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>>15873708
>true forms
I need a link here.

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>>15873724
Oomukade art yessss

[Anonymous No.]

None of you are thinking about dating this chubby old hag right?

You better promise me you're not!

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>>15873697
That Elf looks like she's had enough of the dense Human protagonist and his shenanigans.

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>>15873733
Old, fat, lonely Ryu will never find a husband.

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>>15873733
No, she's all old and weird. I don't like her.

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>>15873696
Sounds like the start of an adventure. Anon has to show the Pharaoh he's worthy of being anubutt's husband but she's such a mess that she can't imagine living without her scheduledog! And thus began his twelve labors...

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>>15873733
ewww no legs

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>>15873733
Who would want an old washed up rain dragon when you can marry a fresh, fun loving, sea goddess in Otohime?

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>>15873735
That's mean Anon.

Someone will visit her shrine someday. You'll see.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon with numerous daughtetus of many races clinging to him and asking for things while he tries to shuffle his way to the coffee pot for his morning cup of "prevents me from killing everyone" juice.

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>>15873733
>>15873735
>>15873746
Stop it meanies. Don't bully the Ryu! She's just a little chubby. There's nothing wrong with that, more to hold.

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>>15873752
>sea goddess
Wow, she can make tsunamis. A Ryu can do the same damn thing, and more. Don't make thst one Ryu Levi-san show you what a real ruler of the seas is like.

[Anonymous No.]

I need yeti hugs.

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>>15873760
She's at as disgusting. All the boys make fun of that perverted wrinkly hag behind her back!

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>>15873733
I'll take her but only if she's the chubbiest Ryu.

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>>15873717
What sort of shenanigans would they get up to together? After all, with an anubis' intelligence and architectural prowess, she could guide he shoggoth into creating truly remarkable structures from her mass.

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>>15873765
Not this boy. I'd take care of her. She deserves to be treated like a princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15873724
Finally some more Oomukade, been waiting for someone to draw her again.

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>>15873776
She's icky.

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>>15873541
I've been seeing a lot more nip slips not deleted in this thread in the recent weeks. Has there been some sort of jp moderation change, or is everyone just cool with it now because otherwise SFW boards like /a/ are allowed to show 'em?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you take your chances on the "free servant" market?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15873791
Areolae without nipples has been fine to post in the past, but it's usually a case-by-case basis.

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>>15873785
She's cute!

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>>15873761
>Levi-san

KC needs to make a leviathan girl already
I just want a big sea girl to smother me in her softness

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>>15873794
Not even on the 'paid servant' market.

Literally chocking up from the mere thought of being around another is too much...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15873794
How does the market work? Would I end up with a Yan Kiki, or a slovenly Shoggoth?

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>>15873799
She would be the true ruler of the seas, above absolutely everything else.
And she would be a nice shade of blue for her scales and tail, with a hint of green on her horns.

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>all that Ryu bullying

Stop. You'll make the Ryu sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15873764
Follow this easy step and an associate will be with you shortly
>>15873455

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>>15873806
You just line up in front and let the lovely customers judge you.

[Anonymous No.]

500

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>>15873816
What if I pretend to love her so I can get her money?

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>>15873829
Trust me anon. You'd fall in love with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15873829
thats a very 3dpd thing to do anon, you wouldn't stoop that low would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15873834
No I wouldn't. I'd be fucking other girls on the side.

>>15873835
Yes.

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>>15873829
She probably doesn't have that much money, she lives off the shrine donations and barely has enough to feed herself

Also this >>15873834

[Anonymous No.]

>>15873828
I've always loved Albedos dress. The exposed hips are lewd as fuck, even though the outfit is modest.

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>>15873829
You'd be better off getting a lonely Tanuki. If you act all lovey dovey with the busty OL takuni running the largest office building in town, you can get her to arrange to a marriange sans pre-nup, which is staple for less desperate Tanukis.
You'll have to be careful not to let her tendency to pay attention to you, fawn over you, and be completely devoted to you go to your head though, if you want to divorce her and take her money thanks to the cuteboy favoring courts.
She might be broken after you liquidate her assets that she spent her whole life building so that she could attract a boy as nice as you seemed, so don't get too attached.

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>>15873842
She could invest.

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>>15873841
Disgusting anon. Truly disgusting. It should be illegal to treat a Ryu like that.

>>15873842
>ywn see a Ryu's face light up when you were the only one to visit her shrine all day.
>ywn stay by her shrine all day because you love her

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>>15873846
Yes.

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>>15873816
But she likes it, after all, that's the only kind of interaction with human males that she'll ever get.

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>>15873816
We're not bullying her to make her feel loved.

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>>15873855
We know what Ryus do with boys that come to the shrine everyday. She wraps him up and says that she'll never let go. But she does and cries when she notices there might be a chance she hurts you with that coil

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>>15873842
Nah, she barely even get donations. The food she eats is actually the leftovers from the Shirohebis packed lunch which was made by their husbands.

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>>15873904
I want my big monster waifu to accidentally break both my spine and my smile during a particularly intense session of love-making, throwing our marriage into a agonizing pit of guilt and despair.

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>>15873913
Oh come on, now that's plain depressing

I'm sure she gets some donations from people who want sunny days or rain

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>>15873927
Being hurt by my waifu and forgiving her is one of my fetishes.

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>>15873929
Nope. People use and abuse her kindness and the fact she can't say "no".
They just go to the shrine and say "Can you make it sunny tomorrow for my date?", she just stutters a yes and heads of to cry in her room.

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>>15873927
You act as if you couldn't get a Sea Bishop or anyone with healing magic to heal you back to full health

Although the trauma from the event would remain and you'd have to surmount a lot to be able to go back in bed with her

[Anonymous No.]

What started this loser Ryu shit anyway

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>>15873877
Im a Solution guy myself. Love me my Shoggoths.

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>>15873955
Have you ever seen a GOOD threadcanon?

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>>15873967
None that I can remember

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>>15873955
Someone wanted to make Ryus more popular by making people feel sorry for them

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>>15873955
Some faggot

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>>15872563
Y'Shtola a sexy.

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>>15873629
WHAT

I know I'm a bit late but what? That can't be true, I want to believe in that cute sketch. God fucking dammit I promised to not search anything till release to go wonder-eyed again but shit, this can't be happening. I've heard some shit.

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>>15873980
Sad thing is that Ryus were semi popular in the first place so there was no need to.

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>>15874009
Yep. Luka's son is a ridiculous edgelord.
He's most likely a huge disappointment.

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>>15873828
Can't wait for GSC's figure of her.

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>>15874014
Yeah, it's a pretty sad way to go down.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you accepted the love yet?

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>>15874035
I'll accept her love if she gives me her warm hat

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>>15874016
I knew I couldn't leave that fucking shota alone to be a father, slap the shit out of your son god damn.

And why the fuck does he go purple? The answer will make a modicrum of sense but still, stupid. Guess this will be the main quest in the next game, I swear if he goes full edgelord and BBEG I will wreck his shit harder than I did with the angel abominations, porn be damned.

Alright I feel better now. But god damn seriously

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>>15874035
>turns out she's into threesomes

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>>15874042
Are they at least MFF?

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>>15874041
I think he turns purple because he's as much Alice's son as he is Luka's
Also I think he becomes a party member at some point I don't know I just looked at some guy who was playing it machine translated.
He's just a chuuni edgelord. His sister's not that bad from what I've seen just too young.

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>>15874035
No, I refuse.

Her beauty will not turn me damn you!

God she must have a beautiful voice. I don't know why I think that but I do.

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>>15874041
It's his monster lord form, or some shit.
He also beats Heinrich's body, or whatever that thing was in Sylph's forest.

I just want La Croix as a party member. She was like a Lich + a Bloodborne character.

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>>15874049
Yes.

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>>15872880
REMOVE AUTUMN remove autumn

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>>15874063
In some places, it already has been removed and people are enjoying quiet time in the snow with yukis
http://i.imgur.com/5NxHYAI.mp4

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>>15874035
Did the first time I saw her, she's a cute one.
>>15874053
I imagine her sounding like Irisviel from Fate shit but slightly shy.

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>>15874068
More like they're freezing their feet off in a camper in the woods with a cold.
Like me.

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>>15874073
Dark Horn with all evils of the world when?

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>>15874055
I had to take a minute to wonder why you wanted a douchebag vampire in your party before I remembered there was a girl called La Croix in MGQ.

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>>15874052
>>15874055
I'll just wait and see, as usual, getting too hot headed lately. There's just so many dissapointments in a row that I have little hope left for anything.

At the very least I'll be able to have Alice around, yes whatever, I like her still.

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>>15874058
Well, that's fine then.

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>>15874076
A lonely yuki is sending you an invitation to come over and warm her up while watching the stars outside

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>>15874055
Did the 2 part of paradox come out? What about translation of 1 part?

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>>15873967
Awawa at least removes the monsterboyshit

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>>15874089
Technically it's an alternate universe version of Alice, but yeah it's still Alice.
There's also a cyborg version of Luka's dad going around that you see at the end of part 1.

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>>15874107
I just read a little bit and had to mentally scramble myself, what I've read looks like some weird shit they are doing. Thank you but I'll just wait until the end so the happiness or the rage (most likely the later) hits me full strength.

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>>15874088
She even has a drink named after her. She has style and is the best MGQ character.

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>>15873725
>You can even tease a sequel where an Apophis took the Pharaoh's throne while she was gone and now Pharaoh, Anubis and Anon have to work together to dethrone the evil snake

Maybe the Anubis gets bitten by the Apophis, and Anon and the Pharaoh have to work together to defeat the Apophis and use the Pharaoh's power to keep the Anubis from losing her mind to the toxin.

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>>15874095
More like she is giving me a reason to light up the sterno and heat up something to eat.

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>>15874125
The Pope from the first game is also Judge Dredd with white magic out the ass and guns.
Pope Dredd.

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>>15874144
Ah fuck you, that only makes it harder to not look a bit.

Can't really not believe it though, after Frederika? mk.3. Sounds fun

[Anonymous No.]

How does one 'Mating Press' a monster girl without legs, or one with more than two?

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>>15874128
That could be the the 3rd movie

At the end of the 2nd movie they overthrow the Apophis but she swears to come back stronger than ever and bites the Anubis on her way out

Then the third (and hopefully final) movie is the final fight against Apophis with Anubis's mind on the line

>>15874172
Love always finds a way

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>>15874184
>Love always finds a way

You mean "Love...ah...uh finds...a uh...a way"

[Anonymous No.]

If I marry my Kiki and Shog meidos, do they have to also marry each other?

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>>15874211
Only if the marriage customs you are using decree that they must. But I don't see a custom like that being a thing.

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>>15874211
Seems weird otherwise. I'd expect the two girls to be as compatible with each other as they are with the guy, otherwise that's probably not going to be a long-lasting relationship.

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What happens if a Kiki finds out the man she is after isn't actually a useless piece of shit and that her first impression was a misunderstanding?

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>>15874211
No, that would be dumb but they would have to become friends

Your kiki maid would want you to do your best and achieve your dreams
Your shog maid would want you to become a lazy slob who lets her do all the work

Aside from that they'd get along pretty well

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>>15874172
Just find some way to get her onto her back. No more, no less.

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>>15873724

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>>15874255
>shilord

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>>15873724
>>15874255
oops, typo

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>>15874257
Is that one of the banned words now?

Can I get a list, I'm surprised "Cringe" is out now.

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>>15874260
>>15873724

[Anonymous No.]

on a side note i started a patreon now = "w"=

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>>15874260
>That dialogue
>Oomukade so desperate for the dick she's gotta pretend she's offended by a movie she's probably never seen.
My sides are in orbit.
Never show that poor girl that nightmare of a movie.

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>>15874274
Nobody cares. Don't type like a faggot.

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>>15871510
Fuck, this was a hot scenario. Really hope more with this kind of scenario is done, because this alone bumped up shog a few places in my favouite monstergirl list.

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>>15874274
>Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.

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>>15874279
>no fun

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>>15874292
Fun is against the rules

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>>15874255
>>15874260
>>15874264
I have to admit, your stuff is a bit wonky.
You do nice thicc though.

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>>15874291
so wait, does that include linking the stream earlier

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>>15874260
>>15874264
>using being triggered as a way of getting dick
Monsters are smart.

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>>15874296
what be wonky yo

>>15874295
boo

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>>15874260
I like it

>>15874274
Just keep your work open to view to anyone.

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>>15874260
>>15874264
>Those tits

10/10, would trigger and take responsibility.

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>>15874213
I suppose you're right
>>15874225
>>15874237
I like to imagine they would be good friends. The Kikis natural possessiveness would make her rather tsundere with the Shog, while the Shogs smugdere would ensure a magnetic circle of BANTZ that would slowly draw them together.

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>>15874257

>shilord

Oy vey!

[Anonymous No.]

What is on your mind anon?

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>>15874307
well that's my model rn.

"pls support, everything is public but patrons git full res and linearts of colored stuff"

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>>15874260
>>15874264
>those eyes, mouth, and general line art

Looks very Slugbox like, not that thats a bad thing.

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>>15874321
I wish I could have an orgy.

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>>15874321

>Monstergirl therapists

I bet they would rape their paitents then help them through their issues during the refractory period and give them tender affection

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>>15874260
>Leaving the Maxilla on the sides of her head
>Rather than giving her the most arousing insect or arachnid MG mouth structure

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>>15874321
Why did white, ashy trees make me think of death in my dream last night?

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>>15874326
>slugbox
believe it or not i mostly try going for asanagi

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>>15874336
Because the whirlwind is in the thorn tree.

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>>15874334
>imposing impossible beauty standards
>bringing up a disability someone has due to genetics
the nerve, UGH. it's people like you that make the world a worse place to live in today

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>>15874334
Whew, hold on now lad it's not Friday night yet.

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>>15874260
Sex would be about the only the only motivation I can imagine for the average MGE girl to ever act like a SJW.

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>>15874321
Hurt.

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>>15874350
I wish I understood this reference.

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>>15874338
asanagi is also a very good choice for inspiration. Lewd mouths are an art.

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>>15874351
No fuck you I like my insectoid MGs to have mouths that are both alien and terrifying while being deliciously erotic

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>>15874360
>SJWs closing down male/human-only schools to make them mixed
>SJWs banning male sex toys and condoms
>SJWs making rape legal

SJW monster girls are a force to be reckoned with

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>>15874321
Bad week. Feels like I'm screwing up everything I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874391
Hello, me.

[Anonymous No.]

Loli anubi are for buttfucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874401
Well, that sounds amazing, so I'm not about to argue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874401
Butt are you going totreat her nicely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874321
My waifu and circuits.

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>>15874401
Anubi in general are for buttfucking.
>>15874411
Butt of course!

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>>15874401
Loli echidna are for pulling out right before you cum.

[Anonymous No.]

Something's up with gook, I know it sounds retarded but if anything happens, which I doubt but still, you are all magnificent faggots.

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>>15874321
Thinking of a way to make a thread for /a/ to honor waifus and potential waifus that didn't make it.

Like a future holiday type of deal.

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>>15874321
School work. Stuff is piling up, yet I'm watching unrelated videos.
Kinda wish I had a Raiju to fool around with in between messing with FPGAs. I'd have her hooked up to a power supply in between sessions.

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>>15874424
Wait what?

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>>15874424
>gook
What about Vietnam?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874424
It's probably nothing.

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>>15874424
>>15874438
To clarify and not shit up the thread with paranoia, there's some discussion in /v/ (mostly doomsaying) and in /qa/, I think something about the state of each board and reach a consensus for...something.

Whoever wants to look, those are some of the places.

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>>15874411
Of course. I'll make her wear a collar and narrow, barely decent loincloth, and tease her a lot before completely having my way with her.

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>>15874321
Remnants of anesthesia from this morning.

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>>15874452
And where are you going to do your daily activities with her? On the bed, ground, or maybe in the bath?

[Anonymous No.]

Why do ryus never get lewd art? They're dragons who control the weather via sex! Don't get me wrong, I like all the cutesy art and mom stuff she gets, but lewds are suggestive at best. I want a Ryu wrapped around anon's legs, working her hips like a piston. I want Anon fondling her reverse scale as she pins him down with her heaving chest, kissing him deeply as a storm rages around them. C'mon people!

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>>15872047
She is not best girl like granberria but she is not that bad.

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>>15874479
Get out your wallet, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys 4Chan may be changing hands again. Hiro's says it's stressful to run it and may hand it over to a mod. Or it could be bullshit, just a heads up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874489
I think nothing will really change.

Didn't really happen with Hiro, won't happen with whoever they give the site to.

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>>15874489
Hopefully he'll give it to Redwood.

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>>15874485
Unfortunately, my dreams will have to remain as dreams unless some kind drawfag sees this, but who am I kidding. I just got paid and I've had to divide my entire paycheck up for bills already.

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>>15871559
>leaves undead kingdom for monster free lands
Fagette.

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>>15874493

>Took an art class as an elective in college there for a bit
>Made next to no headway, the best things I ever drew were a piece of wood and thing of cranberry sauce
>Can't afford commissions

It's like a nightmare and I can't wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874489
>>15874491
I'm checking shit, that's all fake, just anons being anons. I think it's just that he wants, well, to try and fix a bit the boards based on what anons want...which is completely retarded obviously, nobody agrees on anything.

Also, searching archives the rest of the natives still don't like us no surprise, they did some sort of poll about kicking generals (A.K.A 75% of their board) but I don't think that will stick because the aforementioned reasons. I'll leave here the sheet for whoever wants, but I think this is just a false alarm

Nothing will change.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSceR-xgXTBcqPDxChR35eM7K57oLekRivwMgXi4A-l-uxPQaw/viewanalytics?usp=form_confirm

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>>15874505
I find it funny they're still trying to push that agenda on /a/, even though nobody is buying it anymore

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>>15874521
Reading some more, it appears that while the ones who scream the most are the most noticeable, there are also some who know a bit of our story and show ambivalence towards us.

The more I read the less worried I become, I apologize for being stupid. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if deliquent canines wear muzzles as fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874543
I don't know much about fashion, my waifu and daughteru wear them because they're sexy!

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>>15874532
They wouldn't want us to branch into a ton of species-specific threads, like the threads for single 2hu girls.

We are safe.

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>>15874543
At least she can talk.

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>>15874321
Having a hard week. Working another ~50 hour work schedule because reasons, suffering crippling self-doubt and depression when it comes to productivity.

Still hallucinating that there's something terribly wrong with my left hand and forearm. The dreams aren't stopping.

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>>15874546
Yeah I guess, some said exactly that. Learning a ton of shit though, mostly because I never cared before, they discussed about being able to post nsfw, the topic of our thread came up and one said that any nsfw in our thread gets deleted as usual, while another said that he reported a ton of images and never got deleted. It's kind of cute, they still are tsundere for us.

Oh and also I noticed a Momiji thread 38 days old, they truly wouldn't have anything if they started to kick shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874543
That sounds like a cool idea to me, though would they have specialized ones for humanoid canines, or would the delinquents just pick them up with the dog collars in the pet aisle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874479
Get melon to do it

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>>15874566
He lives!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874556
That, and look at the individual poster numbers for some of these threads.

/mgg/ has one thing that most of the rest of the board doesn't, and that's consistent traffic. There are threads here that archive with 15 posters, and that's just sad. We are one of the busiest threads on /jp/ by far, and destroying this would leave a crater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874566
Good to see you back Crayon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874566
IT'S ALIVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874566
Oi what the fuck, crayon? What the hell is going on today?

And if so, the last thing that brought you here was the catapocalypse, why now? Did you waifu the seahorse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874566
Oh hey, you still exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874566
I love the Otohime, crayon.

She's a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874571
And to think, we always are scared about dying out and I never noticed how close to us are other threads in that situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874475
On the bed, against a wall, over a table, why contain it.

[Anonymous No.]

More MonHun girls when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874260
I want to tell that oomukade that she is very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my childhood nightmare friend to offer to be my adventuring mount!

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW not even our writing is as hilariously cheesy as this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874543
And E-collars as en lieu of dunce caps when they get sent to detention.

>Anon gets sent to detention for sleeping in class
>Opens the door and half the seats are taken by hellwans delinquents wearing e-collars
>Laughs before he can stop himself
>12 pairs of eyes all turn on him instantly and stay on him for the next 2 hours until the bell rings
>dragged to the school roof and raped for hours
>Gang decides it was so much fun they sabotage him into getting sent to detention near the end of every day
>He can't get out of the school fast enough to avoid getting jumped
>By the end of the month, he's spent so much time in detention that other students spread rumors he's joined the hell hound gang
>The delinquents think this is hilarious and the tightest shit ever
>They buy jokingly buy him his own collar as the "honorary pack toy"
>Force him to join them at their favorite hangouts
>Start taking him out drinking after school
>Show off their new toy to shop receptionists as a distraction while raiding the back of the 7-11 for smokes
>Buying/stealing porn and dirty mags for him because they saw something they wanted to try out next
>Ask him if he ever had this much fun before joining their gang and btw what kind of girl did you like again?
>Totally not developing a bro-complex
> Haha, nope not at all, why would you think that anon? Tough girls don't aren't bro-cons.
>And you're a gang member not a bro, so even if it was that, which it's not, it'd be alright, right? Right.
>What's with the black eye, that's not from one of us...
>Was that oni cunt picking on you? Hey tell us, she wasn't she? Quit being a pussy and tell us what happened
> Thought so. Wait here we're gonna go have a little talk.
>Here we got your money back, and whatever this beer she had is. Didn't bring money? Of course it's your money whose else would it be? Quit kidding, c'mon we're going to the roof to get drunk and have 'fun'
>You didn't get in to that college you wanted? So what, wouldn't you rather spend time with us? Huh, that important to you? yeah okay sure...
>Hey so the principal bumped your grades, you should try reapplying to that school. Hospital? Yeah he fell down some stairs... several times in fact.

Holy shit, this got out of hand quickly and I feel the need to stop, but at the same time I have a vicious urge to write about delinquent wans following around and looking after an anon long after his high school days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874616
>Pregnant Wight makes you groan when she tells people that her pussy is haunted

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874566
>tfw everyone dislikes the Otohime but loves White Horn

She should learn to be comfy and /fa/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874624
Even when they're bad people, wans are still good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874419
Anubutts are top tier wolfus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874638
The loyalest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874566
>Crayon is back
What is this?
WHAT IS THIS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874624
>>15874645
I wanna cuddle them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874566
Otohime is only good because she brought crayon back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874566
B-But I love Otohime. Writing a story about one right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874624
Hellwans are hypocrites!

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere Silver Dragon guardian

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874674
That's...

A surprisingly good point. Otohime confirmed to at least be a decent girl for one thing.

She can at least leave Matango's home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874624
Do it anon. Please for the love of everything that is holy continue I didn't know I needed this so badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874687
>You see anon, those other WHORES can't protect you like I can!
>Silver plate? HAH! My scales are thrice as tough and infinitely lighter.
>Besides, my scales won't get between you and my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

Man I hope we get a Chaos Centaur eventually.

The only alternative is a crazy Nightmare that does scary shit in your dreams like C'Thun whispers and other spoopy shit without ever alluding that she's there fucking with your head via your dreams.

Like a Dream Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874719
>Wanting another girl that will turn you into a literal monster.
No thanks, being an Incubus is already pushing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874719

Would a Pit Lord girl be enough, or is that too demonic and not enough Chaos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874401
Loli Anubi are for loving in every conceivable way.

>>15874419
Anubi in general are for loving in every conceivable way.

>>15874643
The Best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874730
Pit lord girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874719
Well Atlach looks pretty taur-ish when riding the spider, and Mindflayers can already screw with dreams.
>>15874729
Nobody cares about that. The girls are good regardless of that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874738
>The girls are good regardless of that stuff.

The girls are cancer when the thread starts discussing squidpanties or laying eggs as a giant spider and other such faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874738
>Nobody cares about that.
Do you have proof for your claim?

>The girls are good regardless of that stuff.
You're right for 3/4 of the girls, that chaos spider can fuck off though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874734

What about her?

When the guy said "Centaur," I took it in the loosest possible way (humanoid upper half with a quadruped lower half). Plus I remember someone mentioning it a while ago and I kinda liked the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874742
You started it.
>>15874743
No accounting for taste I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874744
>Listening to faggots like ovaries' ideas

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874742
>Squidpanties
I'd do it. Sounds like an interesting way to spend an hour or two.

>Laying eggs as a giant spider
I'm...not sure I've ever heard this one come up before...

[Anonymous No.]

What about an extra extra EXTRA long Lamia? You use a big pile of her coils as a full sized bed and still can't quite find the end of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874754
That's what the new chaos spider does, she transforms you into a giant spider that rapes woman with a spider dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874758
Citation needed. Far as I know, we don't have a TL for her yet, and even if we did, I sort of doubt it mentions anything about eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874757
So, basically Jormungandr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874758
Yes, I know that. Not confirmed as her profile isn't translated, but it's an obvious inference to make based on the previous three Chaos Girls.

But regardless of whether you do become a giant chaos spider for her to mount or not, I'm fairly certain I have never seen the idea of egg-laying in that state floated hereabouts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874757
>use her big pile of coils as a full sized bed
That would be the dream, lying comfortably within her coils to help heat as much of her as possible. Her caloric intake would be absolutely insane, though. All the more reason to work harder for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874768
Based on the previous chaos monsters it's very safe to say you become part of the spider body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874624
Do it anon or else I tell the oni to come back for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874693
>>15874837
After first exams are over. Pathophysiology of disease and Anesthesia/surgery are not easy classes. Make me wish I had my own hellwans to help out...among other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874831
Well yeah, I meant more about the egg laying part. You can't just go making stuff up because you don't like something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874837
Ooh, maybe I can make the oni a recurring villain. Like she''s an old rival of the gang leader and that's why she corners you in the first place. The look of utter disgust on the delinquents faces when they smell someone else on you despite oh so clearly being soaked to the bone in hellwan scent. Before the leader recognizes the smell after wondering who could be so suicidal and they all go out to fuck her up. Yea, this is gonna be a gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874211
I want both

[Anonymous No.]

>>15872997
I want to make an Umi-osho happy

[Anonymous No.]

Teenage Automaton altering herself to look more like the girls that her childhood friend likes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874908
>Teenage Automaton
And my brain automatically goes to...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874908
It would be pretty awkward if they got into make-up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874908
Childhood friend bopper the Automaton on the head and saying he likes her just the way she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874908
So big titties and ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874936
>bopper
bopping*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874943
Okay, but that has the potential to go somewhere.
>"Hey anon, why bother with other girls? I can have whatever proportions you'd like~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874924
That would be accurate.

>>15874926
Yeah...makeup.

>>15874936
A good response

>>15874943
Comically so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874924
Anyone else remember an episode where her mom giving her an upgrade or something that gave her a big butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874970
Oh man, she had some really strange episodic stuff, like those weird multifunction eyes or garish ears.
Most notable for me was the tickle and pain sensors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874687
Tomboy Black Dragon Friend

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach a class on sexual torture to a bunch of loli kitsunes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874624
I want to fall in love with the leader of the Hellhound gang!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875025
>Not the whole gang
Weak.
Though the leader probably has the plumpest ass of them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875025
That ass looks like it was glued on.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875030
Of course, how else do you think she became the leader?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875054
oh man you came in late this thread

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you manage to outdrink an Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875055
>No pack of big booty Hellhound delinquents ever.
>They'll never dominate you for hours before pulling you into a big cuddlepile.
>You'll never feel that loving warmth ever.
God fucking damn it man, why was man given the ability to feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875089
She gets heart pupils

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875097
But what happens after that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875089
She gets a baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875104
Marriage.
Hard forceful marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875104
She goes at you until you impregnate her.

[Anonymous No.]

Real men go up to caves and fight dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875134
>you will never get a harem of dragons by pretending to slay them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875134
I'd rather go to that other cave and befriend that lonely Cyclops

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875134
Real men conquer the land, claiming war victories and women.
Only when I reach the peak of power will I go for a dragon. she will be the grandest victory of all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875134
Am I still a real man if I fight the dragon with rock-paper-scissors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875151
As long as you can say the fights and sex are epic and your not going all unstoppable edgelord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875165
Only if you don't call paper and poke her in the eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875151
The best kind of monstergirl wives are the ones you win through fights.
Just the idea of the two of you being bloodied and bruised before she grabs you by the collar and furiously kisses you is alluring to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875168
Just imagine the dirty talk between a dragon and a mighty conqueror bedding her.
>"You call that slaying me? I can still feel my legs!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875165
Wouldn't that be awkward with the claw hands?

>>15875168
I like black armour but I would be far from those Bastards that give katana's a bad name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875185
Yeah i like the katana but its been dragged down by so much shit and faggots pushing it as a better sword then it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875172
That's dumb.

First comes rock then we start knowing each other. After a few weeks I'll take her out on a date and if everything goes right, I'll be even closer to her. We'll keep this up for a little longer until the time comes where I'll propose to her. Hopefully she'll accept.
I'm inviting some close friends and some anons, she'll be inviting mostly her family. I hope everyone likes the party. After that, she is going to fly me to our honeymoon spot, where I will make sure to cum deep enough to get my loved one pregnant with my seed. A few months later, a change of house and a bunch of lovey-dovey stories, a little baby dragon will hatch and we'll live happily ever after.

>>15875185
So her scales are hard as rock and her claws are sharper than a scissor. Damn those dragons are strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875190
I know that in a fantasy world I would use a great sword or something smashy like a warhammer. Kantanas need a different kind of skill i dont care for

Unless its a bullshit superweapon using a katana against a dragon is the same as having a tiny penis, your only gonna satisfy freaks

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to impregnate your maid.
And your other maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875213
Great sword is basically used like a european katana built for cavalry. Slashing swords are only really good for killing light armor.

Swords in general are way overglorified as they were mostly backup weapons. Spears, polearms, and bows were always the main weapons from the 16th century on right back to the stone age.

Sword fights are cool in the same way watching a martial art fight is cool. You get to see people get all up close and brutally extra personal. But it's not the only thing you want to carry if you got a choice. Main advantage it has is being the original sidearm. You can wear it everywhere without it being encumbering and have a whole lot more reach than the average asshole with a dagger.

The sword was the pistol of ancient warfare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875233
I only have two maids, burddog and blackberry respectively, and yes they are both pregnant as much as MG's can be

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875233
But then I have to get new maids to take over for the old maids until they are done being pregnant.

Then I have to impregnate THOSE maids and replace them with new maids until its long enough for the daughterus to take over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874276
What about the sequel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875268
One step at a time. Ya gotta save something for next spring as a "just in case".

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that the best, most pleased sound that a himedere monster girl can make is UMU

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875276
I don't know this word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875251
I like to think of my self as a up close and personal guy, so swords are up my ally. typical "big weapons for the big guy." sort of thing.

Still, In what little time with weapons I've had I had way more awkwardness with the spear, swords just kinda feel right. I do understand that of all purposes a spear is better, its just not for me

Granted we are talking about fighting fantasy monsters as well, so I could say scew both of them in favour of the best unrealistic weapon: monster hunters charge blade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875280
It's a pleased sound made by a princess type monster girl, like ara ara is for CCs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875268
Never show her any of those horror shows.
I'd sooner show her Saw than any of those movies, and despise Saw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875288
Okay, how about I show her this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUnMF7dV86k

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875284
Do you have examples of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875281
A charge blade actually sounds effective against a MGE dragon. sword/shield for the human form and axe form for the true dragon form.

On a semi related note
what would be the MGE equivalent of the "bleeding" status effect?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Anon crash-lands on the Ushi-Oni planet.

And isn't able to find shelter before night falls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875297
DE/SE leak maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875304
To boldly go where no man has gone before, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875297
>MGE equivalent of the "bleeding" status
Cumming, anon. You build up a person's arousal before they jizz/sploosh and lose the will to fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875297
Shirohebi burns, with sex being the jerky

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875289
Well now she might just become a fan of old human cinema before monstergirls were a thing.
You're gonna have to show her the classics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875322
Like Blade Runner, Tremors, Alien and Aliens? I'll nerd the shit out of that creepy crawly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875326
i want to watch young frankenstein with a lich!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875329
I want to watch Reanimator with a Lich!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875309
>The enterprise comes out of warp with in the MGE solar system
>Long range scans pick up primitive life on a earth like garden world
>Kirk orders the enterprise closer to observe and catalog the young civilization in accordance with the prime directive
>Short term observation reveals a multitude of all female human-torso'd species
>Their culture is based almost entirely around attracting and engaging in near nonstop procreation with a local human-analogue species
>Kirk has to be tackled to the floor and locked in the brig for the remainder of the observation period
>Scans reveal..tricorder signals?
>When did those red shirts beam down.. well at least they have a tactical officer with th- Oh GOD DAMMIT JIM

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875336
Fascinating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875336
>Update
On a side note, what sort of monster girl would be the best for a red shirt to fall prey to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875344
I suspect Mimics would nab some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875344
Something terrifying.

Like a Sandworm.

A swarm of Khepri.

Or a pair of pragmatic Tanuki that follow the 285 Ferengi Rules of Acquistion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvFYBkesqGU

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875344
anyone of them that can trap and/or snatch some of the redshirts away into an underbush

arachne's, alaraunes, mimic's and the like

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875297
Look up the section on wounds in Fallen Maidens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875326
Just be ready for her to cling to you while screaming at the scary parts.
And be ready to comfort her during the "Time to Die" speech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875365
>creepypede winds herself tightly around me when the Nostrodamus' crew splits up
>wants to sleep with the lights on after the little girl says "They mostly come out at night"
I really, really want to exchange our culture with theirs now.

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>>15875368
Cultural exchange with monstergirls who come to our world is my fuckin' shit man.
I want to play video games, watch movies and TV, and read the books of my childhood with a monstergirl so bad.
I want to see the reactions she has to them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875374
I want to tell a horny MG about how Catcher in the Rye was a banned book for being indecent, then laugh at her when she falls for it and reads it expecting smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875381
I want to sit down on the couch and watch the original Star Wars movies with a monstergirl and tell her "there isn't any" when she asks when the sex happens.
I want her to start to enjoy it despite herself!
I want to watch the prequels with her and laugh over how bad they are and how much of an improvement the new movie is!
on an unrelated note, how would a smug Hellhound react if I started crying during sex because I'm just so overwhelmed with love for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875395
>enjoying Star Wars
Well she's just shit then, you can keep her.
>Hellhound
She wouldn't mind a few tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875399
What the fuck is wrong with Star Wars anon?
That's part of my childhood right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875395
>No dessert MG to growl at the sand scene

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875381
I wonder what she'll think of anon's internet browsing history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875404
A Pharaoh would probably get rustled over that scene.
It's embarrassing how many monstergirls I'd host in my house. I'm such a slut for smug and haughty girls.

[Anonymous No.]

What about an overly sensitive monster girl who cums at the slightest tease and becomes an ahegaoing mess with any kind of penetration?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875429
as long as its a umi osho or a proud looking monster, pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875429
Sounds pretty boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875429
If it's a Pharaoh like >>15875436 says then the only real answer is "Fuck her until her eyes roll up and she ahegaos like a maniac while her Anubis, Sphinx, and Khepri retainers watch blushing through the door."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875403
It's bad. I'm not getting into this argument here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875407
>so much S&M porn
I hope she won't get ideas. I hope she'll put them to use though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875461
Okay, then why shit on my fantasy? You're not involved in it anon, I'm not fucking my waifu while you watch through the window like a creep, so why would you be watching Star Wars with us and complaining about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875407
>Gentle Femdom doujins
>Vanilla Doujins
>Paizuri Doujins
I don't think I could handle what smug girls would do with this information.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875436
Yeah this would definitely work best on innocent and proud monsters

>ywn force your Umi-Osho waifu to go to work with a vibrator at max power

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875467
You expect people to just let you get away with posting your shit fantasies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875474
>I don't like the movie in his fantasy
>Therefore it is shit.
Get over yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875467
>You're not involved in it
You posted your fantasy in a reply to me. That's why I'm talking to you.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a umi osho with a blue spiked shell

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875482
Not him, but you need to get over yourself. You aren't entitled to have people not call your fantasies shit. You don't want mean words? Keep your fantasies in your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875474
The originals where good anon, they're not like, the best movie ever or anything, but if you didn't enjoy them you have no soul

If we're talking watching sifi stuff with waifus though, I'm more of a SG-1 guy

I want to marathon it with Miia
And then Atlantis
Maybe universe but probably not

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875499
>she gives you an explosive blow job every time you 'win' something, however small

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875502
I think we should both explore our fantasies AND make fun of each other for having different ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875505
Unrelated to stargate, but how would a monstergirl like that old Atlantis disney movie?
I remember it wasn't that popular, but I liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875511
I agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875505
I'm watching Farscape with my waifu, so can both have a good time with fun sci-fi AND get turned on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875499
you mean a super fast turtle that "Ruins" our lead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875512
I enjoyed it when i was younger.
I had an action figure of the chick from it.

I used to always stick her in my underwear while in bed and get some of my first real boners.
Same with a figure of storm i had
And Xena trading cards

If i was older i would have been hot glueing them all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875512
Me too anon. Me too.

>Watch Atlantis with your Gremlin Waifu
>Go into her workshop the next day
>Find her building gigantic omni-mobile lobster mechs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875534
I would like one of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875499
>Having slow tender sex with her
>You tell her that you're about to cum first
>Something snaps within her
>She starts violently bouncing up and down your cock
>Her pussy gets so tight that you cannot ejaculate even tho you came already

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875524
>>15875538
>Blue turtles that aggressively go for men in leadership positions

Want this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875549
What if they marry men in leadership positions and then forces them to quit their job/role and lead a modest lifestyle?

How would you react if the president suddenly quit because he got himself a rare blue-shelled Umi-Osho waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875558
>I'm the president of the free world! I can't just quit!
>"Nice coastlines you have, would be a shame if something happened to them under your term mr.president."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875558
communist blueshell demanding equality sounds like one of the worst girls.

[Anonymous No.]

With the last traces of summer leaving, make sure to bring your Reptilian and Draconic waifus out where they can Sunbathe before it gets too cold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875572
Hadn't seen that one before, nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875572
I couldn't sunbathe all summer, how could she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875572
Would you miss out on winter just to stay at a warm spar with your dragon/reptilian Waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875572
That book is going to get flithy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875534
I want to binge-watch every season of Power Rangers with Gremlin waifu.

I want to combine Zords with Gremlin waifu to create the Megazord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875601
It's OK, she brushes her teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875607
Just imagine walking in on her trying to build that.
>"Now darling I know what you're thinking, and don't freak out I can explain."
>How are you going to explain the actual Dragonzord you're building behind my house? Where did you even get the materials?
>"That's not important, but I may or may not have connections to the Tanuki Mob we might have to discuss at some point."

[Anonymous No.]

What elemental would be the softest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875649
Undine, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875572
Aww yeah

Gonna spy on the Dragon neighbor when she sunbathes topless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875656
Why spy when you can view the goods up close?
Just start up a barbeque, she'll invite herself over to yourplace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875607
Odds of that new movie sucking? Extremely high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875666
Lucy-chan, what would you like in return for not making it suck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875666
Eh, I'll still watch it.
If it's bad there's still a chance it'll be entertainingly bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875656
>Spy
Why you gotta do that? It's not like she's hiding them. Hell, she'd probably pose just so you can get a better view.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875662
>Topless Dragon invites herself inside your house because she's been spying on you and knows how good your burgers are.
>She makes sure you can see her tits at almost all times.
If this doesn't end in sex I'll be disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875670
I'm hoping more for it hitting the right notes of nostalgia.

The promotional material's done nothing to impress me. Designs look cool, but just the way they've gone about it is off-putting to me. Waiting on a trailer to know for sure.

Making Rita into a sorta dragon-girl was a neat idea though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15874401
Loli anubi are for giving help on their homework, piggyback rides, acting like a wolf while playwrestling them, and standing, leg-dangling sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875633
Ugh. now I pictured a bunch of nukis hiring out muscle to steal the husbands of those that don't pay their debt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875673
Is it wrong that I want a busty delinquent Dragon to sneak into my room and wake me up with what amounts to a lapdance?

>>15875676
If I'm not totally mistaken, Jason David Frank is involved in production. I was at a panel he did and he seemed pretty on board with it.
I mean, that guy's a great speaker. He got me to go buy issues of the comic after his panel because of how he talked it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875673
dragon lungs are probably immune to smoke damage if they breathe fire an' shit all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875681
Little do those husbands know that their wife actually paid the Tanuki Mob under the table to live out a "Rescued from the mob" fantasy of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't go ass-to-mouth with your monster girl waifu, now would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875701
Did you say bass-to-mouth or ass-to-trout?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875701
TOOTHPASTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875701
Beelzebub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875701
I would on Shog-chan because she's clean and tasty all over.

I would on Kiki just to see her cute and confused reactions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875701
What, like eat da poopoo?

[Anonymous No.]

When is Devil bug going to get updated art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875721
No we are not da homosexuaals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875724
Not being ironic here I'm not actually overly familiar with buttstuff. When you say "ass-to-mouth" You mean eating her ass out, right? Not fucking her ass and then having her blow you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875733
Nevermind that, just go watch God Loves Uganda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875701
Why not? They keep very clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875701
I mean, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875733
You put it in the butt, then you put it in her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875733
No, that is what ass-to-mouth is.

Eating her ass out is called "Rimming" or a "Rimjob".

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey hot stuff! Where ya goin'?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875761
Nowhere. My life is going nowhere, Captain Funbags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875754
>>15875757
Right. Then what's the big deal? I'd assume that all monstergirls have magic furnaces in their stomach that perfectly converts literally everything into energy and the ass is just there as a sexual hole. With mamono mana floating about it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875761
>"I know what you're thinking, and you couldn't afford it. Now shove off, I'm gonna go home and drink."

[Anonymous No.]

Pick a loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875804
to burn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875767
>I'd assume that all monstergirls have magic furnaces in their stomach that perfectly converts literally everything into energy
That's...pretty well what a stomach is already. Defecation of waste materials occurs because of the inefficiencies present in the human body. Inefficiencies that I imagine Monster Girls, with their perfect bodies designed for sex by magical empowerment, would have vastly improved.

Or in short: Yeah, you're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875804
all

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875816
I just think that waste is, well, wasteful. And if I had an all pervasive magical nanomachine like mamono mana among the biological processes I would refine, digestion is up there. I mean, monstergirls are all related by the succubus link. And you have lava golems who can presumably digest any form of mineral. Ghouls who I would assume could digest the very concept of indigestion. Makes no sense for those traits to be present in all girls to lesser degrees.

I mean, bum luck to the scat fetishists butt that's probably a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875841
>Makes no sense for those traits not** to be present in all girls to lesser degrees.
The risk of double negatives

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine school after monstergirls are introduced. Now imagine what would do happen around you as a student/teacher.

>A girl in the back of the class who masturbates to the human boy in front of her
>constant sex in the bathroom stalls
>lewd shog/kiki janitors
>honors classes are filled with dragons,anubis etc with the occasional smart delinquent and a creepy girl who constantly stares at you
>aphrosdiac selling snakes
>on every full moon girls openly grope and masturbate in class, along with some of the more severly affected teachers

Does anyone know of a story with monstergirls in school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875845
Basilisk in college, currently working on an update and figuring out a name for the MC.

http://pastebin.com/a4pDj7Nc

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875845
Andrea the Alp, if you have the guts to read what is the most horrifyingly bad thing in existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875863
Perkele.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875877
Go away Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875878
>Go away Alp
That wasn't Alp shilling his own stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875890
I don't know. Are you Alp making fun of himself to feel like you belong?

[Anonymous No.]

So since someone posted MGE1 profiles and said KC updates profiles for the book, does that mean all old 100 girls in MGE2 will also have slightly updated profiles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875895
Hmm. But aren't you Alp making fun of me being Alp making fun of myself to feel like I belong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875895
Alp is always the one you least expect in these situations. I believe he made the post about monster girls going to school so that we'd talk about Alp.
For the record, I'm not Alp, you can tell because of my telling grasp on the English language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875901
Yes, it is I. Alp. Your own reflection in the waters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875904
Golly gee, old chap. Your vernacular isn't nearly old-school and cheezy enough to be the very genuine article.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875904
But is not your understanding of his methods and lack of fluency in English proof of your intimate connection to him?
>>15875911
Radalicious duderino!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875904
Alp.

>>15875907
Not Alp.

>>15875911
Alpimitator.

>>15875913
Also not Alp, but not Not Alp or Alpimitator

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875918
>not Not Alp
Actually I am. Step up your game, senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875907
Now I'm imagining an alp fighting some sort of Dark Alp in the Water Temple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875923
Also not Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875913
>Radalicious duderino!
Yo, man. Not cool, bro. I'm from that time period and you ain't being nearly tubular enough. Sounds more like DAD-speak and man that's mondo lame-o.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875940
Muchacherello, don't go yapping your gum at a bona fide Alpensteiner, just button your lip before I slap your mug with my turgid tallywacker!

[Anonymous No.]

You know what this thread needs? Peppermint tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875948
Jasmine tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875948
I'll just take some cold Earl Gray

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875965
>cold Earl Gray
>cold
But that's heresy you fucking heretic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875969
I know, but making a piping hot cup with two bags and then falling asleep before drinking it has become a habit. Thus I wake up to cold extra strong Earl Gray and I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875974
You're a whoreson madfellow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875974
Maybe you should get some piping hot caffeine into you so you don't go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875948
I ad lemon juice to my peppermint

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875975
I know I am
>>15875978
I drink enough caffeine through the day. I don't need more anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875948
Chamomile is the only worthwhile herbal tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875845
Slander and lies.

>A girl in the back of the class who masturbates to the human boy in front of her
Human boy's fantasies.

>constant sex in the bathroom stalls
How are girls supposed to get into the boy's bathroom?

>lewd shog/kiki janitors
Unprofessional. No real maid can work without a master.

>honors classes are filled with dragons, anubis etc with the occasional smart delinquent and a creepy girl who constantly stares at you
Are you implying something about intelligence quotients. You know better than to judge your friends.

>aphrosdiac selling snakes
But that's illegal.

>on every full moon girls openly grope and masturbate in class, along with some of the more severly affected teachers
Another case of sexual stunted males letting their imaginations wander too far.


I'm very concerned about the mind that produced this report Anon. Looks like you're going to have to join our remedial after-school classes. Bring your A-game champ, we're going to be talking about proper stress relief this afternoon. Don't worry, all those nice girls you sit with in class will be there too!

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh! Looks like the Elf you heard singing inna woods was actually some kind of dark undead ranger Wight Elf!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876066
Draw us a Wurm version of the Kingpin, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876066

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875804
Only one of those has a fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876066
Gonna bully that alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876058
Good. Perfect. All I ever wanted. why do you think I spend so long strolling through this dead inna woods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876083
I dunno, for all I now maybe you're a lost little shota who's not afraid because nothing bad ever happens in your world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876088
>Recently turned elf ranger took off deep innawoods to contemplate her new forsaken existence
>Comes across a lost shota
>Her goodygirl ranger instincts kick in and the elf goes to guide him safely out of the forest and with luck back to his mother
>When a dark whisper stops her in her tracks
>A lewd whisper that tells her to spirit him away to a place he'll never leave, to spend the rest of his life between her legs, to spend every moment of every day milking cum out of him and endlessly seeking to warm her womb with his seed
>She tried to ignore it and guide him out, but every so often she'll find herself only luring him deeper into the woods

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875761
is that a dwarf

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876066
Draw a stage 3 alp please

[Anonymous No.]

Never been to /jp/ before yesterday
Is 1000 post threads with a 300 bump limit a common sight here or is it just this one thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876110
>Draw a succubus only the only difference is she used to have a dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876138
Just us, other then the AKB threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876138
Just this thread. Threads used to his around 4k. Back in my day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876110
Stage 3s are literally just succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876103
It's a piggy wiggy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876190
>dwarfs
>pigs
Both make good footballs. I don't see a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876144
>>15876149
Stage 3 alps have their own design that's been illustrated like twice, and one of them is by KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876212
>Literally looks no different from a succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876219
Dunno why but the post is a lot more...smug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876219
>different clothes
>different horns

I could go on, but the point is you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876223
>Different clothes
Yes because succubi can't change clothes
>Different horns
Yes because succubi only have one type of horn ever full stop
>the point is you're retarded
ha

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876223
Its the fact that despite the appearance a alp is exactly the same as a succubus with different origin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876212
That's a single stage 3 alp in one situation, most monster girls look different from the profile anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876219
Bully the Alp with your fat cock, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876233
Why don't I bully a succubus with my fat cock instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876228
This man is right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876223
Isnt there a pic from the same guide showing two different medusas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876212
It's not as if what a "Stage 3" Alp looks like is set in stone, any more than any other MG.

Stage 1 is an Alp-to-be, ie. A human boy of a variably closeted homosexual persuasion.

Stage 2 is recently-turned, as depicted in the main profile. The primary trait of Stage 2 is their mutability, as they adjust to being a woman.

Stage 3 then is "Locked in", where-in the Alp has fully come into their own womanhood, whatever that may mean to them.

In fact, the Stage 3 Alp depicted in the MGE-1 description of such is explicitly pointed out as one who went down an "Ultra Succubus" route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876228
>Yes because succubi only have one type of horn ever full stop
To prove your point, anyone who doubts this should look at Druella. Different type of horns from the profile Lilim, every monster girl is different.
>>15876238
Yes he did, he's also done a white skinned Jabberwock and black and white furred Tanuki.

Anyone who thinks that most monster girls who look like the profile is fooling themselves, the chances are very slim that even if you did find a waifu of the race of your choice that she would look anything like the example one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876223
An Alp is literally a subclass of succubi, by stage 3 it's completely indistinguishable from a normal one except for the fact that you could probably ask him how having a dick felt
That's literally how Stage 3 is defined

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876233
That picture makes me confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876260
>Anyone who thinks that most monster girls who look like the profile is fooling themselves, the chances are very slim that even if you did find a waifu of the race of your choice that she would look anything like the example one.
Actually the same section that states MGs have wildly varied appearances as any other creature also includes a disclaimer at the end saying that many MGs DO look very similar to the example "Interviewee".

Very much one of the many cases of "having your cake and eating it too" present in the MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls in boyshorts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876276
While I don't object to the concept, I am 85% sure that that is in fact a boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876272
Take a walk on the wild side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876278
>slight chest lumps
It was tagged monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876288
>slight chest lumps
Traps have such all the time.

>Tagged MG
Comforting, but hardly conclusive if it was just off a parsing site such as the Boorus. Tags are fucked up there all the time. If it was tagged such at its origin source though, Pixiv, tumblr, dA, whatever, then alright. MG it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876275
I don't really remember, but wasn't the "very similiar" part only for the monster bits? Like, all hellhounds have firelashes and sharp claws meaty paws or all Basilisks have a bit of fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876275
KC loves contradicting himself at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876306
KC is basically saying 'if you want them to look like this then they do but if you only like their profile but not their design then that's okay too'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876101
Yes go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876317
Her rational mind gives in and she gives him a semi-plausible reason to lure him into a private glade and gives him a semi-plausible reason for him to undress. At the point of seeing his naked body, pretenses drop and she raped him tenderly, the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876329
The Elf woman is starting to vex me greatly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876294
That was the cliffnote description on the image of the two Medusae. The actual article itself was as follows...

>various races of monsters were introduced in detail with illustrations. In the introductions from the encyclopedia only one individual is portrayed in the illustrations, but of course they have individual differences. Physique, facial features, clothing, etc. things that aren't set by the race's inherent special traits, vary depending on the individual. However, from a human standpoint, in the case of individuals of the same race, they often feel like they have a similar atmosphere about them for some reason, and since there are a lot of points that are similar or matching in terms of looks and personality, someone knowledgeable can distinguish the differences between races with similar forms, and even someone with little knowledge can probably sense it: “Are these two the same race?” “Although they look similar, I think they're different races.” The illustrations in the monster girl encyclopedia are the average forms of those races in general. Basically, it's okay to think that most individuals look similar to the illustration.

Or in short.
>Profile is just one individual.
>Individuals will of course have different faces, physiques, styles of dress, etc.
>Though most people with a little bit of knowledge would still be able to tell if two very different girls were the same race, or two similar girls were of different races.
>But if you like, it's okay to think most would just look like the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876357
What were you looking for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876359
That was a Warcraft 3 quote anon. Because the original picture is of Sylvanas? You know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876362
Garithos was the furthest thing from my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876363
That's because it was Arthas who said it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876369
Well colour me embarrassed. I remember now though, that was the campaign shortly before taking silvermoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876385
Yes. You should go replay it all, it's comfy.
Dryads are cute. CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876400
Na, I know the campaign more or less backwards. And frozen throne was more interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876410
We still need girls like the Dryads. Sproink!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876413
Not too big on doe pussy. I'd be down for some more human-faced naga though. Those are some seductive sirens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876418
>if you click a Siren enough she'll spit on your face
Lewd. But I love how genki the Dryads are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876426
What? I don't remember that. I remember hissy sounds. And yeah, genki is nice in small doses. It's just personally, standing up the ass end of an animal doesn't really do much. I mean I know centaurs are flexible and so too would be does and I know you could bend one's human half over her horse half and grope her tits while kissing her, it's just that only serves as a convenient distraction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876439
What other good girls are there in those games?Maiev needed the D pretty badly, I think.
Actually, didn't all of the Night Elves need the D since all the men were just meditating for 10,000 years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876452
Basically anything with a twat. Sorceress, Banshee, All the night elves. The only warcraft units we wouldn't want here by stint of being furry were all male units anyway. So the game was pretty good until WoW came out. I've yet to see anything uglier than female tauren. Makes me wish Blizz was nip-led. We could have had holstaurs.

Anyway, if I may go back to naga, those long ass tails are pretty great. Nothing better than a mermaid with land capabilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876470
>My song is yours
I wonder if it's a bawdy song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876473
>All the nautical innuendo and puns
Hnng. That and the fact that they are tens of thousands of years old. Nothing gets me going like an age gap of some centuries

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876476
So it would be accurate to say that you like clammy grannies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876478
>grannies
Nah. That has connotations with physical appearance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876483
But the age gap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876489
Also no. I mean that word isn't a really good one to use. Unless you can point me to a granny some 500-1000 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876058

So Lament of the Highborne is really just a song about how foreveralone she is and how much she wants someone to snuggle and debauch herself with

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876502
If you didn't have a beating heart, you'd want waaaarm huuuugs too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876505
Man, I would totally give warm hugs to a non-evil Sylvanas-expy. Or to Sylvanas herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876110
I don't think I've ever seen aiko beyond anything like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876560
>non-evil Sylvanas-expy.
Na, anon. You gotta cuddle the evil out of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876560
>>15876575
Lady Sylvanas is a good girl and her people have suffered enough.

[Anonymous No.]

2017 rolls around or whatever setting you like, you suddenly find yourself in with everything you need to find your waifu and make her yours. Asides from the obvious, what changes for you? I'd probably stop writing. Since I only write about waifus, the exercise would feel redundant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876582
I'd probably start writing about our exploits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876560
>>15876575
>Not liking the evil
Fucking plebs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876594
Evil means she cares about literally anything else other than me. Can't have that, no sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876587
I had that thought but I thought it would be a little too lewd. Like recording your own love making. Also I doubt I could write as well as my waifu could fuck so any records would be second rate to the real thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876561
That is one impressive tail, we sure she's not part dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876601
Well, I suppose you wouldn't have anything to write about if you only sat around on your ass and got laid all day. That's fine, everyone has their own fun I guess.

I'll be burninating the countryside in my waifus Megazord if anyone needs me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876632
>commit a holocaust in a WMD
>Go home and write about it
If you have the time to go home and write about it, why not commit another holocaust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876582
I would probably stop trying to learn how to draw and focus on her entirely. I wouldn't drop my studies though.

If my waifu doesn't find me, I'll go on trips after I finish dumb medicine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876644
See drawing is different. You need to learn to get extra good to attempt to capture a mere fraction of her eternal beauty. Then you can draw her in different poses and in different places. But you can't really do that with writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876653
But my drawing would need to be really fucking good for that so I would need to spend even more time practicing it. The time I would use to be with her.

I guess I could use her as a model to practice, but even so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876598
I fail to see the problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876658
>I guess I could use her as a model to practice, but even so.
That was my idea. You wouldn't lock yourself into a studio, you'd spend all your time with her and any time you're not fucking her you could spend drawing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876664
The problem is she cares about things that aren't me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876628
Pretty sure shes not a dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876684
>That cake
Hang on, did .less's alp have shark teeth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876634
My schedule isn't so unreasonable that I can't do other things between holocausts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15875948
more like poppy tea to calm these idiots down

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876665
Drawing isn't really my my focus right now, so I would probably spend my free time with her doing things she likes, and when I'm not doing that, I'll either be studying or playing games/watching anime. Maybe try to draw 1-2 times per week.

[Anonymous No.]

tfw dont know which monmusu to draw

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876736
Ochimusha

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876736
THICK Familiar with short hair or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876750
>no THICC kuudere Familiar with a bobcut to be my little spoon every night

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876750
>You'll never be a young shota charged with overlooking a Dark Mage's library.
>You'll never be sexually bullied day in day out by the Dark Mage's big cuddly CC familiar who watched over her mistress's library with you
>You'll never be snu snud by both her and her dark mage master whenever she comes to the library.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876759
>>15876763
Now I'm sad. A thick CC Dark Mage and Familiar with big sister type personalities would be the bees knees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876763
>You'll never be a young shota
Awwright

[Anonymous No.]

Is it weird that I want to be chased by a big strong rape-machine Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876771
Better yet, you'll be forced to bunk with the familiar in her custodian's bedroom in the library
>Pulled to bed by a naked familiar nee-chan and used as a body pillow until the morning light bathes her bare street-strewn body.
>Worse yet she has a dreadful habit of some feminine version of morning wood where she gets sleep-rapey and nibbles on your ears while grinding on you and lightly moaning your name and sleepy sweet nothings to you in her sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876750
Draw a cute flying lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876802
Don't forget that Familiars have wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876781
Is it weird that I want to be cuddled by a big strong cuddlebug Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876781
Is it weird that I want to see a wurm pout when she loses against me in a board game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876814
>Big wing hugs whilt the familiar strokes your body with her fluffy claw hand things.
>Enough so that the Dark Mage who has other duties is visibly jealous of all the time the familiar gets to spend with you

[Anonymous No.]

>dragon date is fully funded with 10 days to go
And here I thought it would flop, there is a god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876690
Surprisingly this is the only image of her I have with her teeth showing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876839
Will there be lewds in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876839
Nah man, there are dragonfags. Like you, me, and him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876850
I bet Cecil was behind 7/10 of the funds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876836
My dick.

[Anonymous No.]

See you monster girls. I got a nice human woman to spend the rest of my life with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876943
Your waifu will be here waiting for your inevitable return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876943
But there aren't monstergirls here you dumb roleplaying faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876943
Why'd you cuck your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876948
But anon surely there must be monster girls in a monster girl general

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876950
What if he never had a waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876954
A waifu that you don't have is only a waifu that you don't know about. Yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876943
>>15876954
We have a winner

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876943
Anon, your mother doesn't count

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876972
What about my grandmother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876979
No, Anon
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876985
What about my childhood friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876990
>Can't say no because Childhood friend always deserves to win
>Can't say yes because >human
Well played

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876997
;^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876997
>>15877000
>find a succubus friend for her
>come back after school one day to find your childhood friend is now a MG, but still your childhood friend
gg no re
nice trips

[Anonymous No.]

>>15871554
>No yeti gf to go to hockey games with

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876848
It even advertises itself as an adult game with h scenes so there should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877011
>No Yeti GF to go watch the WCOH with
It hoits

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877032
>Don't know about sports
>But you care about it for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877056
>Tfw don't even know much about hockey
>Yet would watch it with her for her
Man, I didn't need this pain first thing after waking up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877056
>>15877062
>>15877032
>she doesn't know about hockey
>still as enthusiastic as ever because you're there
>holds you every time someone comes close to scoring
>hugs you whenever someone scores
>spoons you later that night after the two of you score

[Anonymous No.]

How would an Automaton feel over being gifted a hair ornament?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877077
Not as profoundly as a living doll being gifted a hair ornament.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877074
>Pillow talk with her
>She confesses that she actually doesn't know much about Hockey but went just to be with you
>She asks you why you're chuckling
>Confess that you too don't know much about hockey and went just to be with her
>The both of you start chuckling

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877077
Her external expression may remain unchanged, but I do imagine that she'd go "Awawawa" in her mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877086
Would you still go to hockey games with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877090
Of course. It's tradition. Plus it was fun
Go to enough games and you'll both eventually get the gist of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877077
Robots are always excited over new modules.

She'll be even more happy if you install it for her..

>Brush aside a small lock of the automaton's hair
>Clip the pink flower ornament onto it
>She gives a little vibrating motion and balls her fists close to her core just under her breasts
>In her stoic kuudere tone she states,
>"Upgrade installed ..powerrrrrrr uuuupu..."
>She strikes a peace sign sentai pose
>"120 percent. Efficiency at a new maximum master.....yatta...."
>A sudden gleam of interest takes hold in her eyes and she eyes you hungrily with life in her voice
>"Standard protocol dictates fully charging batteries following firmware update."
>It is the only warning you get before being bowled over onto the floor

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that post yesterday? Apparently Hiro sold 4chan to Lowtax of all people. It was nice knowing you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877133
proof or post monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877133
Good riddance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877133
I thought that was confoimed fake

[Anonymous No.]

Is it Yeti posting time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877156
Stop tryinna bait me with fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877133
I don't really want to move to /monster/ so I hope that literally nothing happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877167
Well, I mean, there's two places we'd end up.
Either we get sent to /monstar/ which mcfuck that
Or we get sent to /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877156
We need Yetis of different shapes and sizes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a grumpy guard assigned to protect a salamander queen's pudgy, arrogant daughter as she goes about her first adventure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877182
I more means incase 4chan as a whole sinks. It's either some one who doesn't kowtow to trends or an ignorant japanese man. And if its neither of those 4chan will just become a sounding board of wahtever cultural trend is perceived to be popular. And right now it's things that wouldn't be happy with monster women if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.]

Hi

I wrote a lilim

http://pastebin.com/Raf2qHXL

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877182
Or we could not move to their /monster/ and instead use their /a/. Or make our own board. Or just make a new website.

I don't wanna pay $10 to waifupost with you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl's butt would you spank repeatedly for being naughty/rapey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877196
>audible and distinctive noise
Kind of redundant as if its audible it's distinct
>as her shoes stepped on the stone road.
Kind of awkward phrasing. May wanna rethink it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877185
I want to be the last of the old Royal Guard, a grumpy old man who's very old and very good, who "came with the castle" and is rumored to be married to the primeval MG, without confirmation.
I want to be sent to protect the salamander queen's daughter on her first adventure while solving all the problems out of sight, while fabricating enemies for her to fight and quests along the way for her to solve, pulling a massive number of favors that I am owed by the many who have needed my help over the eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877213
He probably means distinct as "very different", the same way you can hear a TV in the other room, but gunshots would get your attention.
As far as the shoes things goes, yeah, he could have done it better. Maybe " ,shoes clacking on the cobblestones " or something. "Stepped" is kind of an awkward word, as well as talking about the shoes individually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876943
You'll be back eventually, trust me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877133
>lowtax
Proof or fuck off. Random posts by anons don't count as proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15876943
> human woman
> nice
> spend the rest of my life with
Yeah, about that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877232
Nah yesterday that post was the shit, it is confirmed bullshit. Didn't check yet but I think the fuss is about the mario thing in /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877213
>>15877227

Distinctive, not distinct. In that context means recognizing the specific sound. From a narrative point of view, you would say that to show the character recognizes exactly what the noise is without telling the reader.

I don't know if that's how he used it, haven't read the story. But that's how somebody would properly use that phrase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877213
>>15877227
What if the 'as her shoes stepped' part was removed altogether?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877227
>>15877242
The word wasn't used with any frame of reference. There was no one there to distinguish the sound per se nor was there any other sound contending with the steps.
>>15877245
You could remove it entirely as your first three words establish what sound we could be hearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877242
You can be pedantic about it all you want, but his meaning is clear, even if he used a similar-but-incorrect word. Still, if you want to complain about it, do so. It might help prevent that later on, or teach someone a difference.
>>15877245
Yeah, it's kind of unneeded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877207
All of them.
The butt is the true center of pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877207
Cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877207
Not really big on spanking, but the idea of a Wight practically juicing herself over being bent over and spanked it pretty hot. I can already hear her whiny, needy moans and she sides off my lap and onto her hands and knees with her wide wight rump wiggling enticingly.

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>>15877207
Something with just a hint of a jiggle

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>>15877304
Anon no! That's what she wants!

>>15877318
You'd better be ready to take responsibility and finish what you start anon.

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>>15877207
Kakuen.

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>>15877326
You see, a Cheshire is only being naughty when she is being a good person. So if she is just being an asshole Cheshire, no butt spanking for her. If she is behaving and helping others, she won't be able to walk straight tomorrow.

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>>15877326
Gonna take her tight round and bouncy pale ass and make it red. Hope it doesn't become a common occurence though. If there had to be pain at all I'd rather receive than give. Though I'd probably let a wight cajole me into literally anything except for swinging or an open relationship.

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>>15877333
Don't be surprised if your hand's a little wet after the first slap anon.
It's going to end with her riding you in a reverse mating press while kissing you furiously.
But only if you spank her hard enough.

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>>15877207
A Shoggoth with a massive rear.

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>>15877346
Anon, I was talking about taking responsibility for turning her on so much.
By impregnating her.

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>>15877353
Now, do you want her to tell you to punish her for being a bad maid, or reward her for being a good maid? Because she's down for both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877358
I know, I just got distracted. Is there any position to go into after a spanking that isn't doggy? Maybe lotus where you can still grope her tingling butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877196
I like it. I expect more
By tomorrow

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>>15877351
I'm gonna spank the monkey until she has handprints on her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877353
Are shoggoths stronger than Lilim?

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>>15877372
I want to grope her rear and see if it gets bigger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877372
Every time you spank her, she'll start thrusting harder. Just keep that in mind.

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>>15877384
Anon that won't work.

Would it?
>>15877390
Oh I will.

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>>15877382
No, recall they are not even the actual high rank chaos monsters, rather they are a servant race created by the chaos monsters. They're powerful but a lilim (unless she is young and inexperienced) could likely take one on with relative ease.

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>>15877382
Shoggs are just battle maids.

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>>15877398
>>15877406
Can't they just eat the lilim

[Anonymous No.]

Please do not spank the monkey, it causes them to go into premature heat and then we end up with monkey overpopulation

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877407
They wouldn't even be able to get near one if they wanted to battle.

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>>15877395
Only one way to find out.

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>>15877407
What are they, Aldritch? A Lilim easily outclasses a Shog. Hell, Shogs are to chaos monsters as Slimes are to regular monsters; the begining area mooks who are pushovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877407
Monstergirls don't eat eachother vorefag.

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>>15877415
Careful study and research?

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>>15877414
>>15877420
fug

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>>15877407
A lilim could probably burst out of a shoggoth's body by just exerting enough of her aura to blast it apart. The fact that they can casually make mana so dense that it forms into a solid mass they can ride on is a sign of their power.

Heck, they could probably emit so much power that any part of a shoggoth's mass that tries to engulf them would just disintegrate/get pushed away.

Course it would depend on the lilim, they aren't all Queen of Hearts-tier (i.e. reality warpers that can make a alternate dimension the size of a country).

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>>15873724
elves!

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>>15877424
Yes.
And by that, I mean groping a kakuren's rear for months on end to see if it results in posterior growth.

>>15877420
>MG Aldrich
O-oh..... I kinda want this, although she'd be a fatty.

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>>15877407
>Eating the one you're fighting

Have you learned nothing from Men in Black

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>>15877432
It works pretty well for Mimics in MGQ Paradox

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>>15877425
Sorry, Anon. Your maid is probably just a mid tier fighter.

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>>15877430
Even if a MG Aldritch is part trap, possible corpse, and possible fluffy tail?

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>>15877444
Queen shog slimes would be up there though. Especially if she has some sort of transformation, absorption sequence where she sucks all her slime into herself andgoes super queen shog

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>>15877444
Not even mid tier.
Upper low tier at best. A large group could overwhelm some, but even then.

Atlantis Nacho spider might be high tier, though not Dragon/Lilim tier.

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>>15877457
A Shog queen wouldn't be much stronger than a regular one, even if they were a real thing.

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>>15877464
All slime variants can have a queen sub variant. And they would be vastly stronger.

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>>15877452
So some sort of alp, kitsune, slime, zombie?
....
yeah, I could deal with that.
Although technically he hasn't eaten Priscilla

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>>15877457
Even in numbers, a weakling is a weakling still. And she is weak to fire, so throwing a few molotovs would probably do the work.

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>>15877382
I don't see a scenario where they would fight, but anyway Lilim would win no contest although she'd need to bring the big guns if she wanted to get rid of the Shoggoth permanently

[Anonymous No.]

I am addicted to Paladins.

I want to feel that sloppy, mediocre humangirl pussy wrap around my dick. I want to deal with her mood swings when we're both tired and make up again when she calms down. I want to watch her grow old as our son and daughter grow up.

Human girls are what humanboys were meant to breed with, and Paladins are the most human of them all!

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>>15877482
Paladins are meant to be cucked.

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>>15877469
>Shog has now been demoted from "not a lilim" to a "weakling"
Not to get into powerlevels but you have literally nothing to back that up. In their original myth they are practically indomitable. I don't even remember if they tried to fight back, they managed to escape because the shog got slowed down by moving through and eating penguins.

Shog is definitely the strongest slime, and in terms of every other girl, a shog is pretty up there. Also how is a shog weak to fire? She's clearly demonstrated creating pots and pans out of her own body. If she was weak to fire she'd be suffering whenever she cooks for you.

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>>15877458
I wouldn't go that far, the fact that a shoggoth has high intelligence and can make actual objects/organs from her body (rather than just mimicked approximations) makes her a much greater foe than a low tier slime.

That is she can do more than a regular slime and has the intelligence to take advantage of those extra skills.

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>>15877353
>Fat Shog ass

Yes.

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>>15877494
There's also no knowing what kind of eldrich magic they possess. The thought of a shoggoth being anything less than upper mid tier is laughable. And that's not even considering a queen variant.

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>>15877482
>not wanting to fuck a female monster-abomination with so much corruption coursing through it that you wake up the next morning not even human anymore

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>>15877492
>Also how is a shog weak to fire? She's clearly demonstrated creating pots and pans out of her own body. If she was weak to fire she'd be suffering whenever she cooks for you.

The "weak to fire" bit comes from a translated remark from KC, but it ignores that he was only saying that their regular body has no special resistance to fire and at the same time said they can create objects that resist heat.

In other words a shoggoth could easily make a fire-proof shield if she saw a fire attack coming.

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>>15877482
People like you are why we need monster girl extremists

Also this >>15877501

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>>15877482
>zooey
I want dark players to stop taking my mvps already.

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>>15877482
I want to be forced into an arranged marriage with a bitchy Paladin who forces me to do all the chores around the house!
I want her to end up getting corrupted into a lewd Cheshire Cat who apologizes for being so rude!
I want her to cuddlefuck me while admitting that as a human she kept her feelings bottled up because she was afraid of seeming weak!

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>>15877492
>In their original myth they are practically indomitable

The chaos girls would probably be able to defeat the demon lord then.

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>>15877491
Paladins are meant to be vigorously bred until they ahegao and then cuddled through the night as the sperm inexorably swims toward her egg.

>>15877501
Abominations are cute too, but Paladins are the best. I'd only allow myself to be corrupted if it was my beloved Paladin who had been defeated and corrupted attacking me. Then I'd hug her tight and whisper that I forgive her as her horrorifices assaulted me in every unimaginable way.

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>>15877492
Do you think Shoggoth girls would interact differently with penguins

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>>15877502
A shoggoth can easily make anything. And with millions of years of combat experience, her physical threat as an armored and armed fighter is, I would argue on par with a dragon.

Nothing to suggest shogs can't produce a surface as hardy and flameproof as dragon scale. She's more than just a shape shifter she can decide the material she takes shape into. That's pretty broken.

>>15877512
I wouldn't be surprised if they could give her a run for her money if they weren't already monstergirls. KC is playing with inter dimensional gods.

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>>15877523
What if the shoggoth shifts herself into semen or something

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>>15877529
Why would she do that? And They can obviously alter their molecular structure, but could they synthesize dna?

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>>15877492
Not him, but it's only in the last month or so with all the Queen Shog bullshit that anyone has pretended they are anything but upper mid-tier. Using the typical DnD model KC tends to use, shogs are slightly less powerful that your average young adult chromatic dragon. Now keep in mind this isn't dragons in general. Proper older wyrms and such are way more powerful.

Shog is a level 10 challenge rating. That's pretty good, but it's not final destination by any stretch. A vampire is level 15 for example.


>>15877523
KC is just converting over the monster manual with a few extra bits, like he always has.

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>>15877534
Of course they could. Shogs can do anything.
As for why, who knows? They trully are mysterious creatures.

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>>15877482
>Human

Ew

[Anonymous No.]

Shogs are CANCER

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>>15877519
Paladins are meant to be corrupted and loved.

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>>15876276
That's a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

Paladins are meant to be bros.

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>>15877536
A Shog would probably get its shit wrecked by attacks with large amounts of force or ones that use electricity or molecular vibrations.
But they are technically the slimes of the chaos faction, being the weakest mook tier among them. That's still higher than some other monsters, though.

What level would a Lilim be?

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>>15877546
I want to see a Shog imitate a Cancer.

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>>15877536
I don't know about dnd shoggoths but the original were millennia old battle slaves made to fight beings beyond human conception and build and maintain cities that defies logic.

The well of experience and celestial knowledge they possess alone makes them formidable. Then you add the fact that they could turn into any substance they presumable understand. You take a shog, and she covers her body in a form of plate-slime that is unnaturally hard and unnaturally fire resistant what are you going to do? Brute force? A shoggoth has no internal organs. I guess you could try and roast her from within, but you'd have to assume she stands still

This is honestly the first time I've come across people trying to pretend that shoggoths are scrub tier.

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>>15877546
Shogs are for tender love

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>>15877563
If we're going by pure, raw power, Lilim are second only to the Demon Lord. The thing is that while their powers are reality warping and being basically living sex bombs (much like Dark Matters in a radius around them), we know virtually nothing about the Chaos Faction.

For all we know the Chaos Demons are imprisoned because they'd cause a corruptive 'bleeding' in the MGE world or some shit, and turn everything into a meat dimension of non-euclidean shenanigans and existential horror.

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>>15877512
Unlikely, they aren't meant to be as powerful as the planet-busting beings they were based on (they live deep in the sea, not in distant realities). They're basically meant to be very strange and powerful monster girls but with emphasis on strangeness. One could say they are Lovecraftian-inspired at most.

That they could be changed by the Mamono Lord at all implies they are not beyond her power. Albeit the fact they did go to war with the gods in the ancient past (when the Mamono Lord is supposed to act as a control mechanism for the monsters to act as the gods will) suggests they are not as easy to influence.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to give special love and attention to a nerdy oomukade. She's ignored and neglected on account of her looks.

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>>15877563
Lilim is literally stuff of the book of epic bullshit. Challenge ratings from those monsters can get up to 9000, and that's not even a DBZ joke.

But any given lilim is definitely higher than 30, which is Tarrasque level.

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>>15877571
Were they even improsined by the DL? Or were they imprisoned and sleeping Aons before monstergirls were even monstergirls and were they corrupted in their sleep by the pervasive nature of mamono mana?

>>15877572
>That they could be changed by the Mamono Lord at all implies they are not beyond her power
I think the nature of mamono mana is beyond the DL herself. There's probably nothing it can't corrupt. That doesn't speak for the DL's individual power

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>>15877578
I'd rather an Aldritch shog.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Houris have assholes? After all, they're angelic, so there should be no need to eliminate.

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>>15877590
As the great eternal beings of the cosmos used to say
"There's only one way to find out!"

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What monsters could even defeat a shoggoth anyway?

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>>15877578
I hate her.

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>>15877590
Of course, but they exist as another hole for their husband to ravage.

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>>15877596
I don't know if a shoggoth has the offensive force to take on a dragon or lilim, but if she devotes herself to defence, with an utterly malleable shape and material, there is probably nothing that could defeat a shoggoth. She rolls herself into a solid ball of the hardest material she can form. Then what? And that's not even factoring in fleeing as an option.

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>>15877604
But she loves you.

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>>15877578
I'm gonna dick the alp that spreads rumors that people ignore her because she's stinky.

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>>15877607
Or form a lance from their own body.

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>>15877571
I'd really like to see a Lilim power listing by KC.
Can't have my donut steel in the middle if I don't know where the middle is.

I think chaos monsters are like Dragons, and are not fully under the control and whim of the DL.
As for their agenda, I do not have any idea. They could be planning rape on a global scale like in BB, or planning a bake sale and fundraiser for the poor.
I like to image Shogs as pushovers in the sense that they don't like violence and won't fight back if you bully them, but will not hesitate to tear you apart if you so much as gesture anything violent in the general area/direction as their master. Basically an Irish Wolfhound, minus the bone cancer and scaring your neighbors to death upon seeing a massive dog.

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>>15877566
KC's Shoggoth uses quotes from the DnD entry wholesale. And they have the same origin. You're just assuming that their shapeshifting and strength is functionally limitless. They are not. They're still basically a slime in the end, just really good at what they do.

They're not scrubs, but they don't hold a candle to actual upper level monsters. They're about the same as low level demons/elementals or mid-tier undead. That's still really fucking scary. The kind of party that would be fighting something like that and winning is getting spells like automatically launching an enemy into orbit.

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>>15877609
Well she's gross.

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>>15877578
I'm gonna become good friends with that Oomukade, and then I'm going to fuck her nerdy oomukade mother on her bed.

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>>15877578
Watch out anons. Don't say anything bad about her. She cries easily.

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>>15877590
.you will never drag a houri into the bathroom shouting that its for research no matter how much she panics

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>>15877607
I don't think a Shoggoth could turn herself into anything. Even then, an adamantium Shog would lose to a Wurm or Adamant Dragon in the defense stats. I will not doubt she could take a hit, though.

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>Shogs are the strongest monster around, yet she is just a maid for her master

Cute.

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>>15877596
Lilim, Baphomet and Lich could probably rip one apart and scatter the pieces far and wide with a single finger if they wanted, Chimera and Arch Imp are also possibilities as they're high tier magic users.
Then there's dragons with their breath.

Shogs could obviously defeat anything that relies on physical attacks but anything else would give them a really hard time.

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>>15877566
Anyone who thinks Shoggoths are pushovers lack imagination.
>>15877596
Dragon fire might give them a run for their money, because even fire resistant Shogstuff has an upper limit.
Electricity might destabilize the Shog, so Zapweasel and Thunderbird might do well if they get the drop on the Shog.
Also, any spell caster that could trap the Shog in a magical box, or something.
>>15877618
Their Shapeshifting is indeed limitless though.

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>>15877618
>They are not. They're still basically a slime in the end, just really good at what they do.
Point to anything to back this up. My strongest evidence is the pan she presumable cooks with. If she can manipulate her slime in such a way that it forms a solid metal that can be used to heat up without burning the rest of her, that's a level of control that is far far far far from "just a slime in the end"

Their strength may be limited which is why I'm sketical of their offensive capabilities, but their functionality hasn't been demonstrated to be anything but limitless. Maybe limited by their knowledge of what a substance is.

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>>15877596
Anything powerful enough to drain enough mana would do the job. Even if she could turn into a form immune to damage she would need energy to maintain that form.

No mana equals an unconscious shoggoth that loses her transformation.

[Anonymous No.]

Ryus n' stuff

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>>15877633
Don't Baphos rely entirely on physical strength?

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>>15877635
Did you forget that they are chaos monsters? They can probably transform into a material that is unknow to man and nothing can go through it.

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>>15877641
Cute Ryu posting time?

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>>15877633
>Lilim, Baphomet and Lich could probably rip one apart and scatter the pieces far and wide with a single finger if they wanted
Doubtful. They are impervious to physical damage to there would need to be magic in that attack. Furthermore we don't know if separating a shog will actually do anything other than create independently moving slime bits. They have no organs or brains. They can create things separate from themselves (cutlery) that can still be absorbed back into their body, after maintaining their functions.

If simply separating from the main body was enough you'd think that any knife she makes will just die and melt once it leaves her.

>>15877650
I didn't forget, but it;s a little harder to argue based on unknown substances

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>>15877644
That's their fortre, which is why I think they'd completely job to a shoggoth. Like punching a sponge, or trying to rip through water.
All it'd take is the shog to engulf the bapho's body, and harden until she can't move any more.

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>>15877635
Cooking items are usually cast iron, steel, or in cases ceramic.
Iron, steel, or ceramic aren't very impressive transformations. A fledgling alchemist can do that with pebbles.
Now, if she was capable of at least mithral/mithril, then her transfiguration of her own body would make her MUCH more of a threat.

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>>15877644
Baphomets are also powerful magic users (it says it right in the profile, their physical power just exceeds their magic), hence why they are able to create witches.

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>>15877652
Not yet. Just wait for a bit.

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>>15877657
I don't think a Shog could restrain a Bapho sue, especially one from canon MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

I wounder if automatons can be modded to have a toaster function?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877660
Oh, right.
Overpowered swordmage sues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877657
Even then a shog can just become that substance that grows denser and more solid the more force you apply to it

>>15877658
All it does is demonstrate the extent of control over her own transformations. For a cooking pot she doesn't need more than cast iron or steel. It still demonstrates manipulation of molecules to a high degree. After that any substance is on the table. Mithril or adamantium.

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>>15877666
Why satan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877660
I bet Dark Mages are more powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877668
I ignore the Mary Sue aspect of baphos anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877676
they certainly have more "storage space"

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>>15877634
>Their Shapeshifting is indeed limitless though.
Imitating the shape of something is not imitating the true form of it. And we know for a fact they are limited in the amount and number of objects depending on their own power. Otherwise it would not take so long to replace a whole house. Even the KC examples are just of little household things.

>>15877635
First of all, there's no proof she is undamaged by making a pan out of herself and using it. She might have to make a new pan every use. Putting up with getting burned a little bit is nothing. A little stove flame is paltry compared to a fireball.


>Shoggoths can produce acid and spit it as a glob at enemies. This is a ranged attack with a +19 bonus on the attack roll, and it deals 4d6 acid damage.
>Shoggoths are immune to acid, cold, disease, and poison. They are also immune to ability damage and ability drain; but only in regards to their Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma ability scores.
Notice they are NOT immune to fire
>As a free action, shoggoths can assume the form of any creature or object of Large or smaller size. It can even assume the form of smaller creatures or items but still be Large in size. For example, they could change into Large-sized humans or Large-sized squirrels. Shoggoths always use their own ability scores and natural armor bonus regardless of what form, size, or shape they take.

[Anonymous No.]

If you give a witch wonderland cake, does she become a dark mage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877680
They have very big hats yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877655
>Doubtful
Depends what you classify as defeating. Killing? Sure that's going to be hard for anything but scattering one so that it would take a long time for her to recover is probably a won fight. There's also the option to completely bind one in place using magic, if the opponent can't move any longer then any reasonable referee would consider the fight won.

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>>15877673
In theory.
However, anything above steel may be far too complex for her to do. Even then, higher quality materials may put a massive strain on her.

Overall, it is mainly theory, much like 99% of physics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877684
>Would be funny if at a sabbath meeting a dark mage popped it with cake crumbs round her mouth looking sheepish

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>>15877615
Do keep in mind that Shoggothes are essentially at the lowest rung of the pecking order in Lovecraftian power hierarchy. They were created by the Elder Things to serve as manual labor and are basically gelatinous Mexicans.

They're still absurdly powerful compared to anything human or from Earth given that when not a giant mass of black nightmares, they were able to form pretty much everything under the sun from their body, often times cycling through redundant organs when chasing the poor bastards at the Mountains of Madness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877596
Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877681
In the end they would still be weak even if they shifted into the DL herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877697
Wait...what if an already "full grown" monster girl ate wonderland cake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877704
Huge happens

[Anonymous No.]

In my setting, the Demon Lord views chaos girls as accidental, and sends MG kill squads out to slay them.

Shogs, Wendys, Flayers, and their husbands, are constantly on the run, or hiding in the wilderness. They can only travel in disguise, and if discovered in a town or city, the girls are sentenced to burn at the stake, while the husband is sent to be "purified" and subsequently turned into a sex slave.

Its a dark time for chaos girls. Some MGs try and protect the chaos girls, hiding them in safe houses or running them further north above the mountains, but these "traitors" are punished severely if caught.

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>>15877707
Sounds good to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877710
Flayers live underground. They shouldn't give a shit.

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>>15877681
>And we know for a fact they are limited in the amount and number of objects depending on their own power
No we don't.

>First of all, there's no proof she is undamaged by making a pan out of herself and using it. She might have to make a new pan every use. Putting up with getting burned a little bit is nothing. A little stove flame is paltry compared to a fireball.
We know that shogs prefer to return their tools back into them once they are finished using them, but there is nothing to suggest that she is harmed. Think about it.

>When they wipe their master's body with a towel, at the same time it is also like caressing them using their own body. When they carry a spoonful of food to their master's lips, it is also like a sloppy deep kiss.
So you're telling me she has the ability to withstand putting her hand/pot in a stove flame for long enough for her hand/pot to heat up and cook whatever she is holding and not react to that pain? Because in ways that is scarier.

Occams razor. Does she suffer prolonged and intense pain just to cook you a meal? Or does she create a substance impervious to flame?

>Linking to the dnd thing
Why do you take this as the law? It doesn't mean shit when you take their origin into account. I don't even remember reading about the shoggoth in the mountains of madness spitting acid.

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>>15877707

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>>15877714
They also live in swamps with crowns and crowd around treasure chests to gossip about their days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877196
I like it. It's nice to see someone writing monstergirls as concerned with something other the sex.

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>>15877691
I wasn't responding to defeat, I was responding to the idea that a bapho or lilim could tear one to pieces with a purely physical attack like you suggested with "with a single finger". It would need magic, then I went on to say even scattered it may not be the end of it. Who know how quickly small globs of slime can move.

>>15877692
Shifting molecular structure is shifting molecular structure. If she can make slime into any metal we assume that there's something in the slime that can produce any kind of molecule. All she then has to do is move it around into a structure. It may require more mass and density though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877032
>>15877056
>Hurry up, Hockey Night in Canada starts soon
>I even got us some Maple Leafs jerseys, they were on 95% off clearance too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877704
I want to give a Wonderland cake to a Dormouse, laced with CREATINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877728
>If she can make slime into any kind of metal at all we assume...***
Should have clarified

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877727
Do you know any other stories like that?

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>>15877715
Just for reference, this is what KC has said regarding his version of the shoggoths and how long the objects they make last, how they handle fire, etc.

>The main body is not so good with fire, but it seems it's okay for parts and tools like a “frying pan” that are deliberately made to be exposed to fire.

And

>They can even make a bed, so they can last for quite some time.

"Quite some time" rather than "as long as they want" of course means there are limits, but said limits (at least for a bed) would be at least the duration of a night. Some objects may be more difficult to make/maintain than others.

And of course one must realize that like with all monsters the abilities would vary to some degree between individuals, and that there would be a few exceptional ones far more powerful than others.

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>>15877729
>>I even got us some Maple Leafs jerseys, they were on 95% off clearance too
[Incoherent Giggling]

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>>15877715
>No we don't.
Yes we do. Her power like all monstergirls scales with that of her husband. What possible point would there be of her replacing a fork here and there super slowly if she could just do the whole thing at once? Answer, she can't.

>We know that shogs prefer to return their tools back into them once they are finished using them, but there is nothing to suggest that she is harmed. Think about it.
Already stated. The amount of heat of a tiny stove flame doesn't mean shit to a challenge level ten. Same way you can hold your hand over a candle flame. It doesn't make you immune to fire.

>Why do you take this as the law? It doesn't mean shit when you take their origin into account.
Because it's what KC based it on, just like flayers are illithids and gazer is a beholder. And it has an actual objective system of comparison that we can talk about that's more than "nuh uh, my shoggoth has force fields." It sure means more than random assertions that only vaguely reference anything lovecraft as more powerful than anything, period.

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>>15877734
Not really.

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>>15877728
If she could shift her molecular structure as freely as you assume, she could turn into gas, water, Coke, or even a physical dvd of Tidus.
This is of course assuming she can even turn into metal and isn't just making the slime parts of her harder and denser and adding propperties.
In the end it's still theory, because we do not know what their limits are. So going by middleground assumptions, they are formidable but not unbeatable.

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>you will never nickname your Shoggoth "Faker"

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>>15877674
I think it's okay to do so right now. Go on and post cute ryus.

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>>15877749
>Queen of heroes, do you have enough holes?

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>>15877728
Not him but you mean atomic, and that's a whole 'nother kettle of fish than molecular. Way scarier.

And how do we know the pans and stuff are metal anyway? I have some made of glass. I've even seen some made out of fire hardened wood. They could just be hard translucent purple like the rest of her. They only need to serve the function.

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>>15877714
They live wherever they want, in my setting.

Sure, lots of them live underground. They also move in with their husbands above ground. They also enjoy modern amenities.

Also they aren't safe underground. There are tons of standard DL species that can dig, or live in caverns.
>>15877725
also this now. sounds nice.

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>>15877734
there ha handfull of stuff dotted around, the dragons in beast's scalebound seem more into the "warrior race" thing then sex.

then there's moosesaga, while it has sex, it isn't a smutfest.

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>>15877757
theres a*

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>>15877618
> like automatically launching an enemy into orbit.
Nailed to the Sky is the most radical Epic spell ever

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>>15877736
Of course, but we don't argue exceptions because that would be silly.

So the main body is not good for fire, unless she deliberately makes herself to be good for being expoed to fire. And we know that can last some time, at the very least a duration of 12 hours. Enough to overcome any vulnerability to flame they may have in combat.

>>15877741
>What possible point would there be of her replacing a fork here and there super slowly if she could just do the whole thing at once? Answer, she can't.
No? Answer, she doesn't want to. They have been shown to only produce things as they are needed. Why replace your entire cutlery drawer when she can just throw it all out and simply make a fork/spoon/knife when you need it?

>The amount of heat of a tiny stove flame doesn't mean shit to a challenge level ten
You're talking some dnd tier damage negation shit that I just don't follow. I don't care about dnd. KC hasn't explicitly stated that's where he draws the abilities of his monsters from so its irrelevant. A stove top is in no way comparable to a candle flame.

>>15877748
Well I wouldn't say unbeatable because that assumes she "beats" whatever is it that's challenging her. I do think that you'd need something like dragon fire to do any significant harm though. We don't know how insulated shog slime is against electricity, that's not a stated weakness like fire is.

Interesting application though in the dvd. All they are is lazer grooves. Imgine ripping bootleg movies with your shog waifu to watch for free

>>15877755
You're both right though in that it may still be shog slime pretending to be metal with all the same properties of a metal pan. But at that point what difference is there?

[Anonymous No.]

I know how to defeat a shog.

Just be her master and say "I hate you"

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>tfw just wanted an excuse to post a shoggoth and it turned into this

>>15877771
No fuck you

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>>15877771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwcE4yaBACQ

>Telling an extra-dimensional horror that you hate her
I know it's "Autism Time", but this is what I'd expect her reaction to be, in all honesty.

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>>15877771
What's your problem

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>>15877766
>But at that point what difference is there?

Because it's not the properties of a metal pan. A glass frying pan doesn't have the properties of a metal pan and it does the same job. The difference is you trying to use that one thing about pans as a launch point for all sorts of insanity about material shifting when it's far more likely their tools have a natural hardness limit. Like a human being doesn't grow anything harder than enamel but that's way tougher than flesh.

Also, saying "They could totally do everything but they just choose not to." is the silliest thing I've heard in awhile. If it was that easy, that's what they would do, because it wouldn't matter. Only reason to conserve is if there's a need to do so.

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how do i talk to a beetle?

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>>15877734
None of my other stories have smut, so they might be to your liking. Most still have 'love' as a primary drive though, if what you want is monsters caring about hobbies or tasks, or something else.

Then there's that half a million word long MGQ fanfiction I'm writing since years ago that turned into a grimdark political clusterfuck.

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>>15877783
With your hands.

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>>15877783
With a strong commanding voice.
"BRING ME THE GELFLING!"
Like that.

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>>15877783
Use your words.
Alternatively, give her a fruit slice.

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>>15877728
>I was responding to the idea that a bapho or lilim could tear one to pieces with a purely physical attack like you suggested with "with a single finger".
That wasn't what I suggested at all. I meant via magic using a single finger.

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>>15877756
In my setting chaos monsters, like Dragons, are not part of the DL's rule at all and have their own agenda. Unlike Dragons, who were for the most part unaffected mentally outside of gaining interest in humans and Black Dragons finding human meat no longer delicious, chaos monsters became utterly obsessed with them and remolded their plans around that. Many wonder what they are planning, but most just act loony or senile if asked.
Chaos monsters are also alien to the world, and are not a part of its level system. This makes them similar to the god of light, the goddes of darkness, the god of dragons, spirits, and the setting's main god.

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>>15877788
I want to be eating an orange and have my great big Soldier Beetle bodyguard lock eyes with me while she reaches into my hands and peels off half of the orange and eats it, never breaking eye contact.

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>>15877787
I don't know if I should be more disgusted at the fact that I know that reference or that it makes me feel fucking old. Either way, well played.

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>>15877782
>A glass frying pan doesn't have the properties of a metal pan and it does the same job.
But it has the same relevant properties. It cooks. It withstands heat. It transfers it.

> The difference is you trying to use that one thing about pans as a launch point for all sorts of insanity
>all sorts of insanity
Kek.

>it's far more likely their tools have a natural hardness limit.
Well firstly that's no more or less conjecture than what I'm saying an secondly, we GROW enamel. We don't actively chose to create it from what was once flesh. Now, what method could a shog alter its slime deliberately to something else other than fucking with its molecular structure?

>Only reason to conserve is if there's a need to do so.
Yeah, mass. You said power. Power implies ability, not resources. That's what I took issue with.

>>15877789
Right, well my bad. Magic could do it, but then it depends on the type of magic. Does it just amplify physical force?

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>>15877791
I want to give a bunch of the loli, trainee soldier beetles some fruit slices after a hard day of training.
I'd also give their trainer some fruit slices after she starts pouting at me.

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Best Monster Girl feet right here.

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>>15877796
Yes, Anon. It just amplify physical force and I just realised that it wouldn't do anything to the Shog.

[Anonymous No.]

So we all know that monstergirls like being cummed inside. but HOW much?

For something like jubjubs (or most wonderlanders, really) it's probably something like heroin

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>>15877811
Well hey, there are types of magic that just amplify force, or merely create/assist phyisical phenomenon. Consider skyrim's Ice lance. You're creating a magic javelin of ice. But at the end of the day all you're doing is hurling a pointy mass at some one. It may be magic but it is pretty mundane when you break it down.

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>tfw even if I was blessed with an art fairy she'd be a Ganguro one and try to force me to draw that type of stuff exclusively

Everything turns into Monkey's Paw for me.

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>>15877797
I want to have the soldier beetle trainer announce that I'm going to hand feed the loli trainee beetles without telling me, so that after my day's work is over, one loli shows up at my door with her mouth open and a handful of apple slices.

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>>15877804
Id lick those.

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>>15877818
Yeah, and a Shoggoth could just create an ice shield too in that case, right?

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>>15877814
Some may like it when their bellies are distended.

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>>15877826
Wouldn't need to, the physical force wouldn't harm her.

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>>15877804
Familiars have the most appealing inhuman appendages of them all.

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>>15877814
Jubjubs begging for dick on a streetcorner.

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>>15877821
I'd have to do that, there's no way I could resist.
I may even dip it in honey.

>>15877827
Can one ever fully satisfy a jub jub?

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>>15877826
You sound bitter

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>>15877814
Jub-Jubs probably get off on the idea of being cumflated and then corked so that it doesn't leak out, that way they can run around with huge, gravid bellies and pretend they're getting ready to have Papa's eggs.

I want to bully one by making her carry my semen in her mouth for an entire day, letting the taste and smell permeate her already turbo horny mind

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>>15877796
>other than fucking with its molecular structure?
Plain old protein reassembly works fine. Which is fucking with molecular structure. Molecular being rearranging all that natural carbon and hydrogen instead of pulling invincible metallic shields out of her ass. And basically the shapechanging of shoggoths is growing in that context.

>But it has the same relevant properties. It cooks. It withstands heat. It transfers it.
None of those are exclusive to metal in nature in the least and can't be used as evidence for something having the hardness of metal or sheer strength.

>Yeah, mass. You said power. Power implies ability, not resources. That's what I took issue with.
Power implies both. And neither is limitless for a shoggoth. You even had a guy post KC's actual comments on the matter for you.

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>>15877804
>footfaggotry

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Now that comrade Crayon has returned, can we make fun of Miia-fag, Wock-fag, and Gazer-bro for not having the man, the myth, the legend crayon draw stuff for them?

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>>15877835
Not him but the shog fag has totally gone off the rails like a playground kid in an infinity plus one argument.

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>>15877796
>Right, well my bad. Magic could do it, but then it depends on the type of magic. Does it just amplify physical force?
Depends, since the shog is basically a body of liquid creating an explosion from within one would probably be enough to scatter one.
You could argue that's physical force but you have to remember that most fantasy and rpg settings don't qualify magic as physical, even if it looks like it should be.

Could also open up the ground beneath on and basically bury it or create a magic circle/invisible wall around it rendering it immobile.

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>>15877835
Right now I'm imagining an Anon telling another Anon how awesome his Shoggoth wife is and she is just whispering to him "Just go with it."

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>>15877843
>He doesn't find feet sensual
I mean, it's what you want that matters.

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These wayward monsters are way outta line.

Cease the rape immediately!

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>>15877840
>Plain old protein reassembly works fine. Which is fucking with molecular structure. Molecular being rearranging all that natural carbon and hydrogen instead of pulling invincible metallic shields out of her ass.
We don't know what elements her slime is comprised of though, whats to say carbon and hydrogen are all shogslime has to work with?

>can't be used as evidence for something having the hardness of metal or sheer strength.
It's used as evidence for her being able to manufacture a material to suit her purpose. That purpose may be the harness or sheer strength of metal, I fail to see why it couldn't be.

>You even had a guy post KC's actual comments on the matter for you.
Which comments were these? The ones where it talks about how long something can be maintained?>>15877736 this one? Because I don't see anything here that would be a limitation on ability.

>>15877853
I'm not saying that they can beat lilims, I cede that whatever they may do fire wise may still not trump something as powerful as dragon breath. I just think that there aren't "really" any limits on what they may make other than their knowledge of the substance and their mass.

>>15877854
>rpg settings don't qualify magic as physical, even if it looks like it should be.
Yeah, that's fair enough.

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>>15877846
Crayonfag drew Miiafag a 7 meter daki though.

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>>15877790
It makes sense. People talk about how Chaos Gods and monsters are deep aquatic creatures, but forget they originally fell from space. They don't follow the DLs scripted plan, and therefor are bound by different rules of reality.

As far as Chaos becoming obbsessed with humanity after the DL transformations, this also makes sense. They are trying to make the most out of the situation they find themselves in, especially now that humans are Monstergirl batteries. Whatever plans they might have had in the past, are easily changed to accommodate their new bodies. Chaos is nothing if not flexible.

I've always believed that the chaos girls would be universally despised by the Demon Lord. If the Demon Lords plan is to incubize all the men, and therefore begin having male births, then the chaos transformations ie: not incubus, would be a legitimate wrench in her plan. They would be mortal enemies.

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>>15877881
>but forget they originally fell from space
KC hasn't said that at all. I'd bet he'll go with the extraplanar explanation when he gets around to it. That's usually the SOP for them in fantasy settings.

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>>15877888
>KC hasn't said that at all. I'd bet he'll go with the extraplanar explanation when he gets around to it. That's usually the SOP for them in fantasy settings.

He has however said that the chaos monsters are kin to the other monsters, and given monsters were all created by the gods (aside from ones made by other monsters) it seems unlikely he will add a "came from space" origin.

After all, its not like the orginal Lovecraftian creatures ever went to war with the gods of Greek mythology either.

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>>15877888
Well yeah, but seeing as KC hasn't said one way or the other, keeping to the Mythos shouldn't be frowned at.

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>>15877877
Anon, you do know that saying a shog is super powerful and unkillable but maybe not quite as super powerful as the actual demigods in the setting is not a reasonable level? What am I saying? Of course you don't. That's why you adamantly ignore anything that contradicts it.

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>>15877903
Kind of should when KC is obviously not going by it. At least as far as talking about it like it's fact. It's like bringing up oxygen deprivation and voodoo origins every time somebody brings up zombies. That's really not applicable.

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>>15877904
No, I'm saying that treating her like a low-mid mook is laughable. I've always held her offensive power in doubt, but in terms of versatility and durability, I think she's fairly high up there. Under bapho and dragon sure. But not by a whole lot.

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>>15877899
Didn't he also call them Chaos Demons instead of Chaos Gods? They might just be from hell.

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>>15877922
You're throwing her dead in the upper-upper tier which is just as bad. Upper-mid is where she belongs.

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>>15877930
>Upper mid
Na. Low upper. This thing is a lovecraftian abomination made to fight other alien races. Though maybe my perspective is a bit off, because I'm gunning at this from a lovecraftian angle, where we only see a shoggoth in relation to man. But to me upper mid is shit like raiju salamander and maybe ochimusha. I think a Shog is above that yeah

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>>15877916
I'm not that rigid on this. I'm just saying that KC doesn't have official word. Anything goes right now, and seeing as Chaos girls are litterally from Lovecraft, it's reasonable to assume the chaos gods/demons/whatever you want to all them, may have originated from space.

Or not. Believe whatever you want.

In reality, Lovecraft even says they are extra planar entities, just that they first showed up in space before coming to earth. Whether they popped into KCs reality on the ground or in the atmosphere really doesn't matter, my original point stands that they are not from this world.

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>>15877846
>>15877878
Crayon drew me a daki months ago

Too big for image limet
https://my.mixtape.moe/nxkyfe.jpg

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>Powerlevel arguments
>Power tiers

Urrrghhhhh. It's amazing just how quickly a single concept forced upon the world by Japanese media can kill creativity and create dumb, eternal arguments so easily.
And that you're applying them to inherently alien and otherworldly beings known precisely for not conforming to the rules of our universe, in the context of a setting that never had the thought put into it to accomodate this kind of stuff.

Amazing.

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>>15877938
That is your major malfunction, yeah. The whole "it's lovecraftian therefore it must be so fucking good". This isn't a bunch of Victorian ruffians. We're comparing it against magical monstrosities of all sorts. Gazers are closer to dragons than shogs.

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>>15877948
Are you not entertained?

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>>15877938
Raiju can shock her, shaking her molecules and messing with her structure and Salamander can bash her with fire tail.

Upper-mid tier and a half.

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>>15877948
Why is that anubis smoking? Smoking isn't good for you.

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>>15877948
Is this not why you are here?

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>>15877948
Hark! Anon, doth deign to descend from yonder fence and claim his superiority over all!

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>>15877962
She's smoking because she's tired of everyone's shit.
Maybe if you didn't argue over something as nebulous and pointless as power levels she wouldn't smoke.

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>>15877948
>no fun allowed
Also why is that scheduledog smoking an inferior brand? I would have thought she preferred dicks in her mouth.

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>>15877959
>>15877964
You can't combat my grumpiness with dated references. You need to use puns too.

>>15877962
She's smoking to look cool like her older sister hellhound.

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>>15877972
I wasn't being a faggot. Was just saying that my waifu shouldn't smoke. It's bad for her.

[Anonymous No.]

It's time for you to be sad.

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>>15877957
>The whole "it's lovecraftian therefore it must be so fucking good"
Not so fucking good as much as so incomprehensibly high tier.
>Gazer
Nigger what? They are just mono eyes with hypnosis.

>>15877961
As I said though, we don't know if slime isn't insulated against electric current. That wasn't a stated weakness like flame is. And Raiju can't "Shock" any one unless I'm getting confused. You're thinking Thunderbird. They give off current. Raiju suck it in.
> Salamander can bash her with fire tail.
Ye but not to the extent of dragons breath. How hot is a salamander's tail anyway?

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>>15877972
Hi shoggocks.

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>>15877972
>nebulous
>like there's not actual levels for monstergirls made from a monster manual
heh

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>>15877983
Well, certainly not in MGE.

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>>15877979
As hot as her, so maybe hotter than the sun.

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>>15877979
>Nigger what? They are just mono eyes with hypnosis.
This is what I mean. Confirmed for not knowing about the beholders they come from. The fact that they're covered in liquid DE, a trait they only share with Dark Matters and Lilim, should clue you in on their rank.

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>>15877982
Nice false flagging, but that isn't me. I'm not even really paying attention to the thread right now outside of reading a few posts here and there.

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>>15877987
The 1:1 equivalents sure can be.

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>>15877977
Why must I always be reminded of my sins?

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>>15877990
>Confirmed for not knowing about the beholders they come from
No, I don't follow dnd. And the fact that KC rips designs from it doesn't mean that her rips powerlevels from it too. You know, unless you can point me to something that proves me wrong

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>>15877977
No. I don't want to be sad now!

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>>15877994
Damn, my radar is off. Seriously though, hi.

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>>15877979
Gazer is one of the most powerful spellcasters in the encyclopedia. Her hypnosis is is just a specialty.

Gazer is OP as hell.

and my waifu is a Shog

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>>15877998
Please read the gazer profile again.

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>>15877998
>You know, unless you can point me to something that proves me wrong
The entire second half of the post. And historically he does rip powerlevels pretty much all the time.

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>>15877998
>Power levels from DnD don't count
>B-But it's lovecraft so it must be just as crazy as lovecraft!
Can we end this shit yet

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>>15877970
>Dumb argument
>If you say it's dumb, you're a "fenceposter"

I love this meme. It's only ever used by idiots when they know they're having a stupid argument, but don't want to admit it.

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>>15878006
Whatever that grey goop is isn't the same dark purple/black as the DE that dark matter, khepri and lilims sit on. So that point about their rank doesn't even hold water. If it's consistent on every other girl and not the gazer what does that tell you?

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>>15878011
KC has literally stated it was pure liquid DE in a Q&A when people asked what it was. Try again.

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>>15878004
I just did and clearly I glossed over all the other magic shit they can do for the emphasis the profile puts on hypnosis.
>>15878017
Alright then.

[Anonymous No.]

I see a lot of questions thrown around here.

Dumb questions, smart questions, more dumb questions.

Sometimes I see answers but not often.

Yet somehow, after all these literal years of being here, none of you ask the important questions in life

Like would your daughterus play with Canadian squirtguns?

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>>15878002
Hi, though I wonder why you even care if I'm here.

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>>15877945
That's a Big Daki

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>>15878009
More like it's used by people having a decent discussion when some moron has to butt in with nothing worthwhile to say, but still feels the need to whine because people aren't talking about daughteru fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Anons, my daughteru wants to play with your daughteru. Would you let them play together?

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>>15878017
Actually this is bugging me now. Has any one done a gazer recolour where they got rid of that shitty grey and replaced it with the dame DE colour of literally everything else?

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>>15878035
Most of the fanart published uses the proper black I think.

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>>15878030
>Decent discussion
>Arguing back and forth over powerlevels

Sure, Anon, sure.
And don't worry, I hate the cutesy fluff too, when it overtakes the thread. Which, now that I think of it, is almost always.

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>>15878041
You could have contributed to the powerlevel discussion and added some realworld insight but no.

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>>15878041
Take what discussion you can get man. Powerlevel stuff is good sometimes. Like there was someone who didn't have a clue how powerful gazers are. Now he does.

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>>15878032
Depends on how rough they would play.

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>>15877924
Demons are just a type of monster in this setting, there is no sign that a "hell" even exists. Regardless, "chaos demons" was just an older translation (I don't know if an actual different term was used in Japanese from what is now translated as "chaos monster"), and I don't think anyone ever actually translated them as "chaos gods," some fans just started calling them that.

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>>15878052
It's kind of a side tangent though. Gazers may be closer to dragosn than shogs, but that doesn't mean shog isn't in the lower upper.

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>>15877943
And as I noted what they were in Lovecraft's world doesn't change that in KC's setting they are "kin to all monsters" and in this setting all monsters were either made by gods or by other monsters. So for them to have a origin in space there would need to be space faring gods in the setting first.

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>>15877948

MG power levels = how hard they make your dick, because that's ultimately what matters. I guess you could argue MGs could mindfuck you into changing your fetishes. I don't know how that sort of thing works, a smarter man than me would have to answer that. I'd imagine it would be difficult though, if it's something that's like, really a huge part of you. I've loved catgirls since I was little, the desire to plow them is basically permanently melded to my existence.

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>>15878048
Here's the insight:
Powerlevels are dumb and a poor substitute for actual creativity and inventiveness in a fictional fighting scenario, because they completely ignore context, setup, and the actual scene of a fight.
When matching up characters for a fight, establish, establish, establish.
Define their personalities, ways of thinking, bounds and limits they might be under, ways they can subvert them if possible, and so on. Consider their environment, the interaction of the fighters, the situation they're in.
Characters in fiction don't just fight in a vacuum. There's always factors to consider, even if it's as mudane as the mud they're standing in, or as unexpected as the words they could say to each other.

This is too abstract and interesting a concept to spoil with something as cookie-cutter, utalitarian and anti-fun as powerlevels.

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>>15878064
To be real, I don't think Dragons even deserve to be that high. They have incredible strength, tough armor, and a breath weapon.

Any true spellcaster could take ten down. A gazer could subdue one on hypnosis alone.

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>>15878032
Well I don't see an issue with that, although we need to watch over them so they don't get a mutual childhood friend because my daughter would be best girl and would win his heart

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>>15878083
None of that matters if it's someone with godlike powers vs a peasant, stop trying to sound smart because you're obviously not.

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>>15878085
*them, not ten.

That severely changes what I meant to imply.

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>>15878085
Dude dragons have more than enough mental fortitude to withstand hypnosis. And most lore has dragons as knowing magic too. Though dragons are only mid upper in my eyes. Same as bapho. Power is relative and I think lilim and the DL outstrip them so far that the upper upper category belongs to them alone

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>>15878083
You're wrong
Powerlevels don't come into play when it's level 10 vs. level 11. Powerlevels are a thing when Gilgamesh (who isn't jobbing) is attacking a fat otaku slob on the streets.

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>>15878085
You're forgetting that they're stupid powerful magically, both in KC and everywhere else. They're the only monster that can actually completely throw off mamanobamamama for a short period.

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>>15878085
Except it is quite common for dragons to also have incredible resistance to most forms of magic. Can't say if that applies to KC's dragons though beyond the resistance that has allowed them to temporarily assume their primal forms.

That said, given they are more or less RPG dragons one can assume that some at least have innate resistance to most magic.

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>>15878085
>>15878096
But Dragons can weild magic too. Not to mention they're canon so powerful they're able to return to their original forms defying the Demon Lord. Dragon girls are all very high on the power level.

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>>15878106
>All
Now there's something I disagree with. I don't think ryu is as powerful as vanilla dragon. I don't think any dragon is, hoenstly.

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>>15878110
Ryu is probably more powerful than vanilla magically, but weaker physically.

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>>15878099
Agreed more or less, power levels are a rough guide but not the most important determining factor in anything unless those power levels are vastly different (say a devil bug against a gazer).

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>>15878106
>>15878102
>>15878101
>>15878098
>Dragon defense force quick on the draw.

We should probably just not start this. Any scenario with "magic" is not worth arguing about, seeing as magic is limitless bullshittery by definition.

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>>15878083
You know, the ironic thing is the official power levels in PnP RPG's work exactly like that. They just give a ballpark difficulty and what skills a given something has access to.

Notice the argument is about who is stronger, not who would win. Because those are two totally different discussions.

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>>15878117
But in terms of shrugging off mamono mana and turning back into their original forms, I think only Vanilla has that kind of hardiness

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>>15878110
Ryu is literally a mini-Goddess. Jabberwocks have Wonderland Magic added to the mix and are only weak to Vorpal Blades. Wurms may lack intelligence and you could argue that makes them lower, but they in turn have even more physical strength. Otohimes can manipulate sea currents and cause tsunamis. And Dragon Zombies are just Undead Dragons.

I mean, I guess Wyverns aren't that strong. So I could understand them not being included.

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>>15878093
I never said anything about a peasant taking on a god, but keep up with that ad hominem. Doing yourself a real favour.
I'm talking about how your complete lack of imagination is boiling down to "these numbers don't match up, so this can't fight this."
Read a decent fiction or fantasy book sometime, and you might finally understand what I mean about context being the decider when it comes to writing a fight between two characters.

>>15878099
I don't see why you even need to apply the term "powerlevel" there. You're talking about a trained fighter attacking an unhealthy slob out of the blue, of course the former's going to win. You don't need to talk about levels or numbers at all.

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>>15878124
Then the Wurm appears and rekt everyone else

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>>15878121
>magic is limitless bullshittery by definition.
Not really, in most settings magic falls into two catagories - systemic, which has pretty clear limits based on shit like mana, intelligence, and magic formula complexity or whatever the fuck, and divine, which boils down to 'fuck you it happened because I said so'.

>>15878127
>You're talking about a trained fighter attacking an unhealthy slob out of the blue, of course the former's going to win.
Let's change it again then
A Level 40 Epic Wizard vs. a Level 1 Commoner.

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>>15878130
Wurm is too simple to understand magic therefore it does not effect her.

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>>15878117
Indeed, most of the main varieties have different specialties.

Wyvern: Weaker physically than regular dragon but faster and more agile.
Ryu: Weaker physically than regular dragon but with a lot more magical skill and the ability to levitate.
Wurm: As strong as a regular dragon and perhaps more durable but much less intelligent and unable to fly (poor wurms, they mostly have the endearing simplicity of their personalities going for them).

Course weaker is relative here, a transformed 100 foot long Ryu could still wreck most opponents physically, just not a dragon of equal experience/age.

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>>15878127
>Read a decent fiction or fantasy book sometime, and you might finally understand what I mean about context being the decider when it comes to writing a fight between two characters.
Do plenty of that thank you. In a lot of cases it comes down to power unless some bullshit "I win because I'm the main character" shenanigans or an asspull involving a a lucky/highly unlikely situation that saves the day.

I'll take one fantasy race being stronger than the other considering the alternative.s

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>>15878127
>I'm talking about how your complete lack of imagination is boiling down to "these numbers don't match up, so this can't fight this."
That's not how powerlevels actually work. Powerlevel arguments aren't a discussion of who beats who, EMIYA is objectively and canonically weaker than Gilgamesh and has a far lower powerlevel. Powerlevel arguments are literally discussion power levels. It's like measuring explosions or weapons in Megatons of TNT or talking about cars using their horsepower.

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>>15878126
Ryu is only a mini goddess in the eyes of the people who worship her though. Vanilla Dragons would be gods if the dudes who wrote the myths around the welsh dragon and shit weren't anti idolatry. Vanilla dragons would be afforded the same kind of strength and I would argue slightly more.

I think wocks are perverted by wonderland and made less regal and powerful for it. Otohime is a shitty seahorse.

And I think Undeath has perverted zombie dragons the same way wonderland did wocks. Its an issue of priorities and where you're wiling to send your efforts

>>15878130
>Wurm
Dude they can't even fly. Nothing landbound melee will ever rekt an airborne enemy with range potential. Wurms can't even breathe fire can they?

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>>15878124
While it could be implied that way in her profile, its since become a innate ability for dragons as a whole, since wyverns, wurms and ryus are all noted to be able to do it.

Heck I assume it isn't noted for jabberwocks or otohimes simply because at this point such an ability is already assumed for them.

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>>15878131
>Not really, in most settings...
And there's where your argument falls apart. We don't have rules for how magic works in KCland. All we know is semen equals power, and we will never be able to compare Magic to anything until we know how much dick they are getting.

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>>15878131
What's the context of the fight? What exactly does "level 40 epic" mean here, quantifiably? Where are they fighting? Are they aware of each other? Do they know each other? How does magic work in the universe of this situation?

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>>15878121
What we know is that Baphomets are the absolute physically strongest.

Dragons are likely the most powerful non-demonics because nothing else can generate enough monster-specific mana to override DE. We can't really compare them against the upper level demonics like Dark Matters or Arch Imps because for those, their personal mana and DE are the exact same thing.

We know among the dragons that

Wurms are the strongest
Jabberwocks have more magic than their original form
Ryu have a lot of spiritual magic

Those are about the only facts there are to present. Everything else is conjecture and headcanon.

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>>15878139
>In a lot of cases it comes down to power unless some bullshit "I win because I'm the main character" shenanigans or an asspull involving a a lucky/highly unlikely situation that saves the day.
Then it really can't be all that decent, if you have that to say about it.

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>>15878126
>Wurms may lack intelligence and you could argue that makes them lower, but they in turn have even more physical strength.

I don't know where people get this, given the profile states they are basically no better or worse than regular dragons when it comes to physical strength.

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>>15878148
I'm not really making an argument, just pointing out that magic doesn't need to be limitless bullshittery

>>15878150
>what's the context
Literally doesn't matter, there is no situation where a level 40 epic wizard loses to a level 1 commoner unless the former is already dead when the bell rings, and even so, powerlevels don't mean x beats y, nor does it even imply that.
>what does level 40 epic
DnD.
>where are they fighting
Literally irrelevant.
>are they aware
There's literally no way for the commoner to be aware of the wizard without the wizard also being aware, but the opposite isn't true.
>do they know each other
What does this have to do with their respective raw power
>how does magic..
Irrelevant.

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>>15878158
Most people don't want to think of wurms as just a shittier dragon without legs or wings or brain, so they give her brawn to make up for it

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>>15878161
Aren't Wurms literally just shittier dragons even in the legends though

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>>15878160
What if he poisons the lvl 40's drink? Slits his throat in his sleep? Spins a victim narrative and gets stronger people to fight for him?

>>15878165
Yeah

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>>15878143
>Ryu is only a mini goddess in the eyes of the people who worship her though
I mean she can control the weather, assume draconic control. The point is in a world of magical creatures these ones in particular are held up to the standard of goddess. That should tell you something.

>I think wocks are perverted by wonderland and made less regal and powerful for it.
The encyclopedia entry denies this though. In fact, it makes Jabberwocks out to be superior to normal Dragons, held back by the fact they would rather a cute boy over normal dragon things.
>A kind of dragon peculiar to "Wonderland," they are high ranking monsters who possess powerful bodies, and high intelligence. [...] they have sharp claws that can easily tear through steel, and powerful legs that can shake an entire area if they kick the ground [...] Their high intellect, superior to that of humans [...] They look down on human women, and other monsters, and take on a domineering attitude but this stems from the conceit that they're the most lascivious of all beings [...] They have a tough body that can't even be penetrated by a sword of steel
Actually rereading the Jabberwock entry I didn't realize just how haughty and powerful KC made them.

If that happens to Dragons when Wonderland Magic is applied, I can't wait to see what happens when Undead Magic is applied.

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>>15878160
The fact that you consider how magic itself works, the main weapon of the wizard, irrelevant, is kind of telling as to your lack of imagination.
Are you really so incapable of constructing a fictional clash inside your head that you can't comprehend a single way the man might beat the wizard?

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>>15878155
The vast majority of fantasy is absolute trash so that's no surprise, even the ones regarded as good. It's a pretty awful genre as far as books are concerned.

The best fantasy novels tend to be the ones focused on armies with no powers where the author knows his shit about formations and group tactics so that's not really relevant to talking about a setting where magic and super strength exist.

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>TFW headcanon dictates that Manticore peckingg order is not only by the size of the tailpussy, but also the mane
>Only the most musky and full maned Manticores are allowed to become Matriarchs of bachelor prides
>MFW getting Kabe-DON'd by a CC Manticore with a tail as THICC as a Dakimakura and mane/neck ruff that's so heady with female smell and lets her get off amazing underboob
>MFW the smellfaggotry is becoming progressively stronger in me

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>>15878140
>Emiya
You lost me there. I've never read Fate at all, so I have no idea how the systems in that series work. I had no clue you were even talking about Gilgamesh from that series.

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>>15878169
>What if he poisons the lvl 40's drink?
>level 40
>dying to something a level 1 can make
>slits his throat
Time stop + healing pot, finger of death. Epic DnD wizards literally create new dimensions for fun.
>victim narrative
That's not his own power, which is the point of 'powerlevels'. It literally is not who beats who.

>>15878172
It's literally impossible unless the Wizard sits still to let himself get killed and even then he has to remember to disable shit like physical nullifications.
It also literally doesn't matter, because having a higher powerlevel doesn't mean you beat someone.

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>>15878165
Wyrm is a synonym for dragon in legends. There's zero difference between them. It's actually used to denote older and more powerful dragons in most modern settings.

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>>15878171
>That should tell you something.
Yeah, that the locals aren't shy about deifying things. I mean I'm not discrediting her power, but calling her a goddess doesn't put her above anything by the simple fact alone.

>All that wock shit
It doesn't make them out to be superior to vanilla dragons, just superior in general. Vanilla Dragon profile does the same thing.

KC isn't overly original so probably the same thing but undead instead of wonderland

>>15878184
>It's actually used to denote older and more powerful dragons in most modern settings.
Only because the word itself is older and more powerful sounding.

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>>15878183
Again, why can a "level 1" not make a poison to beat a "level 40"? They're both human. If they eat the same poison, they both die.

You're just thinking about this in terms of DnD, and completely limiting yourself from actually, ironically enough, having the creativity or independent thinking ability to imagine any scenario where the wizard could be beat.

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>>15878172
>>15878169
Powerlevels are akin to megatons of TNT for explosives, brightness for lightbulbs, horsepower for cars. It's a scale of measurement.

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>>15878176
Of course it can be relevant. It just means that you need to strategise, adapt and create tactics to counteract that magic and super strength where it could be used against your army.
When you have them in your army, you treat them as assets like anything else.

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>>15878183
>>dying to something a level 1 can make
Or buy. Why does level dictate the effectiveness of poison? Oh, this is more dnd shit isn't it?
>Time stop + healing pot, finger of death
you got me there I should have chosen a more instant death like a knife through the eye and into the brain.

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>>15878192
>creativity
You just don't fucking get it do you. Powerlevels are not who beats who. They are powerlevels, the same way there's stronger and weaker soldiers in an army. It doesn't mean x beats y. It doesn't mean y beats x. It means x is stronger than y.

>>15878197
>you got me there I should have chosen a more instant death like a knife through the eye and into the brain.
Wizards can set alarm spells, you know. Coming close to them alerts them. Also Wizards are often completely immune to low damage attacks like those performed with a shitty sword at level 1.
>DnD shit
Who cares? It's a system. It's not that unlikely for a godly archmage to just have a barrier around him. How did we get into this shit anyway? You were arguing about powerlevels being stupid. Don't write them into your story then, but also don't pretend that there's a circumstance where a human can beat a meta-being.

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>>15878192
D&D player characters stop being "human" a long time before level 40.

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>>15878194
And they shouldn't be treated as the be-all end-all of saying who would win in a fight. As with those things, application of them is crucial, and too much can be inefficient, unwieldly, or even unnecessary and harmful.
It's just such a stagnant, robotic way of looking at things, stripping away so many possibilities and opportunities. And people here, like the wizard guy, are of the belief that the numbers are all that matters.

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>>15878192
>they both human
A level 40 character can literally stop a greatsword swing from your average city guard with his skin.

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>>15878205
Then what are they turning into? How do their internal organs and DNA change in such a way that they cease to be human?

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>>15878189
>It doesn't make them out to be superior to vanilla dragons, just superior in general. Vanilla Dragon profile does the same thing.

Indeed, the changes the Queen of Hearts made were to what the dragon considered its main source of pride (plus some physical changes and the aphrodisiac breath weapon), she didn't increase their powers.

If anything, assuming they had to trade fire breath for aphrodisiac breath, one could argue she made jabberwocks slightly inferior to vanilla dragons when it comes to combat (slightly being the operative word).

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>>15878194
This

>>15878197
>>15878192

Not him but he's so dismissive because level 40 is where you're essentially a lesser god. Just replace wizard with lilim and that's the level of bullshit he's talking about. The easy conventional stuff is simply not going to work.

Would a cup of poison kill a lilim? Could Steve of Shitshire cut her neck with a knife? What collection of locals could you find in Shitshire to kill a lilim. Nobody has ever killed a lilim.

On top of that, he stacked commoner class onto the other guy, which puts him even lower than a brand new rolled hero character.

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>>15877717
>>15877707
>>15873724


idk again

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>>15878214
>Would a cup of poison kill a lilim?
Wouldn't it? How about distilled Lamentation essence added with a fuck tin of magic? Slip it in there and boom, undead sexy liim.

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>>15878213
I think the advantage of being completely impervious to traditional weapons like steel greatly outweighs the ability to breathe fire.

[Anonymous No.]

I really, really, really, need a Lilim, Baphomet, Dragon, and Pharoah to dom me and whisper sweet nothings into my ears when the pleasure is too much to handle.

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>>15877717
>>15877707
>>15873724
>>15878217

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>>15878210
One could say they are enhanced to such a degree that they seem super human. Your defense stat gets high enough that regular things simply won't hurt you much if at all anymore.

I recall KC's humans, even the weak ones, are noted in some material (sadly not officially translated nor do I have a link to it) to be at least more durable than real humans, thanks to having lived with monsters throughout their history.

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>>15878206
>And they shouldn't be treated as the be-all end-all of saying who would win in a fight
>it's such a stagnant...
Jesus fuck nobody is saying they are you fucking idiot, you're just pushing it alone because you're trying to sound smart despite the fact that at a certain point it literally is the end-all-be-all because no amount of tactics can overcome overwhelming might in actual combat. Yes, between a strong dude and a normal dude, the normal dude can find ways to win a fight. If said strong dude challenged Archangel Michael as he's described in scripture no he literally can't win, there is no circumstance where he can win.

>wizard guy
A level 40 wizard can literally just shove you into fucking orbit and as a level 1 commoner there is exactly 0% chance you can resist it. Hell he can just point at you and you drop over dead using an instant death spell.
Meanwhile you literally cannot damage him. Like, he actually straight up ignores the damage a level 1 can do, and level 1s can't actually use most of the higher level shit. Poison is a possibility but he can read your mind passively to find out if you mean him harm, he can even bring his own ass back to life from beyond the grave if he's cast the right triggered spells.

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>>15878219
Lamentation only works on men for one. And that fuck ton of magic would be corrupted to DE from it for two. And DE would just power up a lilim.

So, not really a good plan.

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>>15878214
>Would a cup of poison kill a lilim?
Well, I suppose it depends on the poison.

>because level 40 is where you're essentially a lesser god
And this is the sort of thing I'm talking about with the level bullshit. They're not stronger for any reason. No, the only reason they're impervious to apparently being slashed even with a greatsword is just because an arbitrary number says so. It's not a mechanic of interesting fiction, but for D&D it's a necessity to emulate progression given the limited constraints of the game.
They're not powerful because they have a reason for being powerful, but literally just because they have a "powerlevel" that says they are. The thing that should be being dictated by circumstance, is instead dictating the circumstances.

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>>15878232
You know what ignore level 40
You don't even have to be level 40 for any of that stuff, just being 20+ should be enough.

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>>15878217
>>15878224
Poor Bearmode Monster Girls

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>>15878234
>Lamentation only works on men for one.
Once a human has died from the mushroom in this manner, in the case of women, they are resurrected as monsters such as "Zombie", and “Ghoul”. (Depending on the nature of the person herself, she may instead become a “Dullahan” or a "Vampire".)
>And that fuck ton of magic would be corrupted to DE from it for two. And DE would just power up a lilim.
DE is just an amplifier. It would enhance the effect of the mushroom, maybe make it work instantaneously

[Anonymous No.]

When did /tg/ get here, anyway?
Please leave this thread so it can be fun again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878232
>Pin to the Sky
That fucking commoner is getting imprisonment burial instead. See how he likes being buried alive a mile underground.

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>>15878234
>Lamentation only works on men for one.
>Also, the Undead Grey Lamentation Mushrooms can bring about death and subsequent unlife as many different undead type monstergirls, dullahan included.
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dullahan

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>>15878221
My point though was that the descriptions of their physical durability and power apply to vanilla dragons as well as nothing is said to indicate that these are different from a normal dragon.

The jabberwock profile simply goes into a bit more detail than the dragon profile regarding physical abilities but being in the same overall theme (they both reference the "claws that tear through steel" thing for instance).

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>>15878246
And before any one links to this line
>Additionally, these mushrooms are simply poisonous to most monsters. If one were to eat one by mistake, her stomach would get upset, and she'd continuously experience horrible stomach pain for about half a day.
I said essence meaning it would be more concentrated and would do more than just give her a stomach ache

>>15878249
I'm having fun. What, is there not enough menial nothing-posting going on for you?

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>>15878249
>When did /tg/ get here, anyway?
This thread has always had about 1/4 /tg/ people. And this is fun. Nice change of pace.

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>>15878232
Except you are saying it's the be-all end-all, because you're pretty much just saying "he has a higher level, this guy has a lower level, so this guy can do anything and will never lose ever ever no matter what."

I'd just like to get away from D&D for a little bit, because I'm starting to think you're physically incapable of imagining a fantasy world that isn't based around it and forced into obeying every single rulebook its ever produced.

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>>15878241
You're literally trying to analyze one genre using the constraints of a completely different one.
>for no reason
Maybe they literally are stronger for a good reason, that reason being that they've absorbed enemy souls, that they're charged with enough magical power to level continents and have some to spare, that they can pull inane feats because of their superhuman strength, that they are teetering on the edge of divinity.
You don't like high power gaps within a setting. That's fine, but you must accept that those gaps exist in certain settings.

>>15878249
Tell the 'le powerlevels so dull xDD' fag to leave first, it's like some /lit/ tier pretentious shit except /lit/ actually does a passing job of pretending they know what they're talking about.

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>>15878261
>And before any one links to this line

git fast fgt

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>>15878258
Where does it state that Dragons can't be penetrated by steel? Not to mention in usual Wonderland stories a Jabberwock can only be hurt with a vorpal blade and nothing else. It's clearly a trait exclusive to the Jabberwock, like Otohimes making Tsunamis is exclusive to them.

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>>15878261
How would you extract the essence? Most poisons break down when heated so you couldn't just boil down a pot of them.

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>>15878264
>>Except you are saying it's the be-all end-all, because you're pretty much just saying "he has a higher level, this guy has a lower level, so this guy can do anything and will never lose ever ever no matter what."
I'm only saying it's the end-all-be-all because it's literally the difference between the guy who tried to rape an angel and the angel who nuked Sodom or the difference between a greyhound and a Seraphim-class angel as they're described in scripture (which is that if you get too close to them your very soul will literally explode from the sheer majesty of their presence)
Yeah okay, a high school hoodlum and a college karate black belt is skewed in favor of the latter but not unbeatable, but there is a fucking point where the level is just too fucking big. Tactics and situation are multipliers, but what good is multiplying something hundreds of ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE weaker?

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>>15878274
Alchemical magic one would assume. Take a vast quantity of something and use some juju to bring the effectiveness of consuming that much down to a single drop

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be femdomed by a pack of hell hounds.

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>>15878177
>MFW getting Kabe-DON'd by a CC Manticore with a tail as THICC as a Dakimakura and mane/neck ruff that's so heady with female smell and lets her get off amazing underboob
That's the ticket.

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>>15878273
It doesn't have to, given the context of the line in the jabberwock profile is comparing the strength they once (as a vanilla dragon) based their pride on to the lewdness they now value. As such it seems reasonable to interrupt the physical abilities listed (included their steel-proof skin) as applying to vanilla dragons as well.

And also, why would the Queen of Hearts give them tougher skin than they already had?

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>>15878289
I want to be friend with a hellhound gang.

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>>15878293
Not only that but being immune to mortal weapons is a common trope

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>>15878284
Where would you get someone to do that though? It would contaminate regular magic, and I don't think any of the monsters would be too interested in making a poison designed to kill monsters.

I'm mostly asking because this is kinda turning into an interesting story. What could a dirtfarmer do to accomplish this? I guess the most obvious answer would be marrying a monstergirl and getting her to do it for him as a favor. But would she let him go through with murdering a demon realm princess if she found him out? Lots of different things that could happen.

[Anonymous No.]

You'd surrender to a White Horn conqueror right?

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>>15878143
Wurm just needs to put her full armor and wait until the enemy gets tired of wasting time.

Then she rekts her.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/dXXPvqOq6zg

Le Basilic.

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>>15878261
>>15878284
Do you actually know anything about biology or chemistry or are you just talking out your ass.

Research a little bit of why certain mushrooms are harmful to consume, maybe. Even alchemy is a somewhat grounded system in most fiction. Magic systems are internally consistent, if fantastical.

As far as I can tell, there's nothing in the magical theory of the MGE universe that points towards the existence of the "juju" and the poisonous "essence" that you're talking about.

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>>15878297
Just stab their eyes or shout at them.

Something "You are CUTE!" is the best way to take down a dragon.

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>>15878265
>Maybe they literally are stronger for a good reason, that reason being that they've absorbed enemy souls, that they're charged with enough magical power to level continents and have some to spare, that they can pull inane feats because of their superhuman strength, that they are teetering on the edge of divinity.

Finally, you're starting toget it. That's all you need. A reason. Establishing, defining, making a reason, however crappy it might be, to give context.
Anything to get away from the problem with powerlevels I've been talking about for the past while, which is "they're stronger because of a number, and no other actual reason".

>Tell the 'le powerlevels so dull xDD' fag to leave first, it's like some /lit/ tier pretentious shit except /lit/ actually does a passing job of pretending they know what they're talking about.
You seem mad because you've been told to try and get your head out of D&D to comprehend a fluid, complex scenario, and can't actually use your head to imagine a world beyond it.
You were the only one ever talking about D&D, trying to use it to win an argument when it was otherwise completely unrelated.
It's just, you really want to default to it. Rather than consider an actual scenarion in a piece of fictional writing, you're all "numbers, numbers, levels, levels, epic, commoner, classes" and completely arbitrary definitions from a game we were never discussing.

Now, just stop talking about D&D for a second, and try, really try, to imagine a world where people act like people, and don't take turns to move one-by-one based on dice rolls.

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>>15878263
>This thread has always had about 1/4 /tg/ people
Not at all, and thanks for that. /tg/ is full of faggots.

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>>15878243
>tfw no bearmode Polar Bear girl who gets off on rocking your world, and your bed's springs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878304
Does she at least wear fashionably fluffy pelts under her armor?

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>>15878310
Powerlevels are a reason. In a setting with magic that's all you really need.

In D&D players gain experience that causes quantifiable changes to their physiology and mental capacity.

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>>15878293
No it's not, and I have no idea where you're getting that idea. The paragraph the line is stated in discusses the weakness of a Jabberwock/How to defeat one. The context hints nothing about "strength they once had". The paragraph discussing the might of the Jabberwock and how it contrasts with her lewdness is way before it. The subject of the paragraphs are entirely different.

You can't try to reverse interpret it to apply to all Dragons. It doesn't state "like dragons,". This is like trying to say all Dragons can summon rain because a Ryu says in their profile they can.

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>>15878304
Why does she have to be so pretty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878304
Only if she gives me a cute hat.

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>>15878310
>A reason
Levels are literally a reason in DnD's worldsetting but of course it's an artificial world run by numbers and I'm a fatass neckbeard with zero imagination xD.

>Now, just stop talking about D&D for a second, and try, really try, to imagine a world where people act like people, and don't take turns to move one-by-one based on dice rolls.
I just did but you ignore all of my other arguments to focus on shit you feel like addressing and pulling strawmen out of.
Address >>15878277. Also address >>15878194. Both of these are me.
After addressing these two posts, you will then attempt to figure out a way (organic) where a normal human can defeat a Seraphim in combat. Remember that the Seraphim deletes you (not kills, just destroys your existence) by existing and that it's essentially omniscient and knows that you're targeting it as it is divine.
After addressing that question, you will then tell me why you think I believe powerlevels are end-all-be-all despite me stating multiple times that they aren't until they're extremely far apart.

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>>15878310
To be quite honest with you my family I think you're the one who's lacking imagination at this point since you have to reduce everything to how it works in our world and can't imagine something that's actually so strong it just doesn't care about anything you try and there's legitimately nothing you can do to it except hope it's not pissed at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878304
ZIPANGAN

WHITE HORN

SHRINE MAIDENS

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>>15878328
Let me try to explain my reasoning one more time then, from there we can agree to disagree.

Basically the line about steel not penetrating their skin seems like simply another example of the power of the vanilla dragons they were before, contrasted with how they are now (much as was done in the first couple paragraphs). And again there seems to be no reason to think the Queen of Hearts would give them such skin, why would she have any interest in doing that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878310
He's right though. Some gaps in power or skill are just impossible to overcome, numbers attached to it or not.

Stating that fact isn't unimaginative.

[Anonymous No.]

So, hypothetically speaking, you could have a slime girl, red slime, dark slime, bubble slime, parasite slime, nureonago, and shoggoth--- then mash them together until there's one vagina. Then cum inside that vagina, and get seven different monster girls pregnant simultaneously?

OR would they share a womb in that instance and whatever was born from it would be an otherwordly jello mold?

[Anonymous No.]

This is your wife now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878371
>no image
Wow fuck you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878371
>nothing and no one

Yep, seems about right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878370
Slimes don't really get pregnant. They just bud off when they get enough mass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878371
WELCOME TO YOUR LIIIIIIIFE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878355
Do they still have slavic accents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878379
Isn't the slime core pretty much a womb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877196
I'm late to the party, but this was great. It's nice to see some more world building where both the monsters and humans aren't easily labeled as good or bad. Your use of the OCs dreams for her garden was an excellent way to portray her and other monsters as having desires and dreams for things other than sex.

There were a few minor areas where your word flow stumbled a bit, but it was overall well written.

I look forward to whatever you have planned.

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>>15878310
If there was a god walking the earth that can focus the power of a hurricane into his fist and is sturdy enough to shrug off a blow of that power and can teleport and shit, how the hell would you even start fighting him? That's not even high tier, if you had shit like Othinus from Index or Buddha from Fate Extra or Kumagawa or let's go for broke Demonbane, where do you even begin?

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>>15878370
They share it because the womb is in the same place in each of their bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878384
They'd have Kansai accents. Which makes them as bumpkin/Slav squatter Japanese as they can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878387
Whoops, my last bit got deleted. I wanted to add that your monsters actually read as people with hopes and dreams, and I really like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>Power level discussion

Absolutely disgusting. All monsters are equal under one dick, that's all that needs to be established.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878386
Not really, at least for KC's slimes as only dark slimes have cores (and maybe shoggoths).

Anyway, here's a nice new art from butter t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878386
A new little core forms. Most slimes don't have cores though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878401
Horse manko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878371
You don't need to remind me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878371

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>>15878177
>MFW the smellfaggotry is becoming progressively stronger in me
>Mfw can practically feel a fetish gaining strength
You ever have that happen. When talking about fetishes that fetish is the first thing that pops up in your head?
When you're looking through doujins that have all your fetishes but that one doujin with that one fetish is the one you end up reading?
When that fetish starts to invade simple thoughts? When that one fetish invades your dreams?
When that one fetish makes your dick harder than the other fetishes you have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878387
>There were a few minor areas where your word flow stumbled a bit, but it was overall well written.

I'd appreciate it if you could elaborate on it so that I can improve further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878417
If I sew a cheshire's mouth shut and sew it in a way that it's impossible for her to smile what'll she do

[Anonymous No.]

That's how you end up with a glasgow smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njiAlopzFYU

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878417
I'm about to hit the door running for work. I'll read through again and find those spots tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878416
Smellfaggotry and Impregnation all day every day.

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>>15878416
Recently, consensual hypnosis. Maybe it's the level of mutual trust inherent in it, the dynamic of one person completely having control other their other half's mind, and them being completely okay with it. Maybe it's the position the hypnotiser is put in, where they can give the hypnotee so much pleasure and happiness, even from actions and situations that wouldn't otherwise arouse them.

It just really appeals to me as the sort of fun thing you could do with a monstergirl waifu, going both ways.

[Anonymous No.]

Big Cows require extra milking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878454
>consensual hypnosis
That's pretty close to my thing for charm magic. It would be nice to be able to just let go of everything and surrender completely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878412
What monster girl would she be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878462
That's a big cow.

[Anonymous No.]

Can your waifu control her urges when a full moon comes out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878469
For moo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878462
Please remember to pay attention to your cow. Or else this happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878467
An autist, the most powerful MG of them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878462
>Those nips poking through the hair
Aroused.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878416
Lactation, thanks to this thread. The thought of a Hellhounds creamy, cinnamon spiced, nutmeg tinged hot milk gets to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878476
I'd make her moo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878482
>You will never have Hellhound cream in your pumpkin spiced latte
This pain
I didn't want to experience it today

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never take your dick, turn it sideways, and shove straight up a Cheshire Cat's candy ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878416

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878477
Cows are scary when they get aggressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878493
Reminder that those slits on her breasts open up to reveal nipples.

I bet they open on reflex if you rub them.

[Anonymous No.]

If there's summer MGs and winter MGs, where are the fall MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878511
Hiding under piles of leaves.

And waiting to be drawn by latenight

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878505
Especially when they're bigger than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878467

A meme because that's what D.Va has been reduced to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878447
What is this midget tail porn.
How much of a pervert do you have to be to be into tiny tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878505
>You'll never have a lewd tomboy Holstaurus childhood friend.
>She'll never tease you playfully during your normal life.
>She'll never start getting pent up like other Holstaurs.
>She'll never start teasing you more aggressively until one day she Kabe-dons you to your bed with bedroom eyes while grinning lewdly.
>"Hey, c'mon now this isn't funny anymore."
>"I'm not joking anon~ Now gimme what I want~"

...Fuck. Now I'm sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878467
Answering seriously, probably a March Hare due to D.Va's personality and rabbit motif.
Or a Siren.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878521
When you get that particular look you know you're in for a breast sandwich with your head in the middle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878524
I'm an extreme pervert. I'd even rub a sub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878533
There's no way that's real, that thing is massive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878532
Oh dear. What happens then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878524
Indeed, what is the point of multiple tails if they are that small?

I mean just look at what a fox girl with long tails can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878493
>Usually avoid tentacle doujin
>Tfw reading them more and more
I think I've gaining another fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878542
Rough sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878557
Do we cuddle after?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878542
You ride the bull and try to stay on for as long as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878525
Holy shit, that screencap is a prime example of autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878467
gremlin

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>>15878566
If you want to.

>>15878578
(You)

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>>15878465
Yeah, exactly. Put yourself in your monstergirl soulmate's hands, and let them metaphorically mould you, for a little while, caring and carressing you in the most blissfull experience of your life.

I'd love to be able to do it for a monstergirl in return, too. Though obviously, I can't cast any spells.
Maybe a little accessory to put her under. Like hypnotic body oil for a massage where she enters a long, sleepy, ultra-relaxing trance. Or a necklace where touching my finger to it makes her body slowly hotter, and her mind more receptive to just the suggestions of her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878599
He's not wrong though. The writing in that greetext is really, really bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878217
>>15878224
This is why people should stop shitposting, it hurts waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878217
Nice, huge monster girls need love too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878599
If your greentext involves an emoticon, don't screencap it ever.

It just makes you look like a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878511
Tanukis and kitsunes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878520
>Wendigo pack migrates down from the mountains during October
>They've never seen trees change colors and lose their leaves before
>Wendigo pack is visibly confused
>They stand in the middle of a park for hours watching the leaves fall

[Anonymous No.]

So anons, what do you say about ultra powered MGs who enjoy being maids and housewives?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a Kiki childhood friend that does cleaning battles to see who's the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878620
I didn't write that.

>>15878637
Cute and for cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878629
Tanuki and Kitsune fraternal 'twins'. Don't ask me how it works. It just do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878637
Perfect, I want a Baphomet maid who teases me for my preferences and whispers onii-chan in my ear when I'm least expecting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878637
If my waifu ever decided to be a housewife I would fight her for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878643
Even if they meido ones call you Mastah?

>>15878651
That would be good.
Would she be packing the fattest of bottoms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878656
Especially the maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878401
>best girl getting more art

Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878665
I'm going to capture a Unicorn just to woo an eight foot tall cloven hoofed cherry fuckmuffin with a voice like sweet, sultry molasses!

[Anonymous No.]

What's the fastest way to become a Pharaoh's servant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878661
Thats good, especially if she's big and muscled, maybe with a few scars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878665
I'm gonna visit this bar!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878643
>I didn't write that.

Then don't post it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878672
Ask her nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878679
How? Do I write her a letter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878672
Slap her bountiful ass. You'll be enslaved and bound to her chair so fast your head'll spin.

>>15878673
>No scarred Dragon Maid to wake you up with a blowjob ever.
Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878683
You walk up to her and say it in a cute manner. You can give her a cute blink for more effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878684
I don't want to be a slave I want to be a servant.

She does have a very big ass though....
>>15878689
But I'm not cute at all.

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>>15878693
And as her slave you'd be her cushion. She'd tease you day in and day out.
Besides, the Pharaoh's slave often ends up her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878693
>Not wanting to be a slave
Weenie. See >>15873110

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878701
Okay, but she's very, very dignified.

She won't take an ass slap well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878709
You'll start off tied to her seat upside down then, forced to stare up at her from between her legs.
Occasionally she'll push aside her lower garments and command you to lick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878674
That Mantis party in the background is getting pretty wild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878674
>TFW you will never have an Oni who's been fawning at you for years from below the Great Wall
>TFW TFW

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878728
That doesn't sound too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get delicious brown Kikimora twins pregnant and then bring them to visit my closed minded parents so that I can show them the fruits of my bigamous union, knowing that they would not be able to resist the smiles of their adorable granddaughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878753
That's not even getting into what she'll do if she notices you getting a boner.
She'll suck it until you're begging her to stop.
Her only response will be telling you to lick harder before sucking harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never ride a soldier beetle into battle.
>you will never ride a soldier beetle

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>>15878674
>You will never visit a bar in a mountain town, run by a retired Oni Warrior.
>As you work your way through a 2 litre clay jug of her home-made sake, the smallest size for an Oni, she re-tells her glory days.
>Starting off as a no-good mountain bandit, raping and pillaging several Human villages, before being defeated by a band of adventurers.
>After the fight the Human Paladin leader extended a mailed gauntlet and asked her to join them in redemption for her lawless ways.
>From there she traveled the world with them, beating up bad guys with her kanabo, saving the day from countless villains and monsters.
>You think she stretches the truth at times, like the how she suplexed a Dragon, or took on a legion of the Undead blindfolded, but you just like to listen to her boast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878785
Would she brag about her skill in bed before winking at you as if to imply something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878785
>Oni warriors
sorry granmama, this is the onis now >>15878217

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878222
>no response
so lonely

[Anonymous No.]

>>15871543
who knows-

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878792
She'd boast about her sexual conquests, back in the day if there was a man she wanted, she'd take him.

Something like this sort of attitude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOfhlYIRCXM

Now she just settles for flirting and aggressive love-making if they consent. She warns you she isn't gentle however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878793
You act like a bearmode Oni fucking you senseless to prove a point on the internet wouldn't be the best shit.
She'd probably take a picture afterwards to brag with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878771
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878815
I'd enjoy an older, pudgier oni whose not afraid to remind me that she's still got muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>Falling for the bearmode meme
Ottermode Onis are the true way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878823
Whenever someone starts trouble in her bar, she's able to roll up her sleeves and give them a firm spanking, treating even the roughest of men and monsters like they're children who need to be given a time out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878831
I'd want to flirt with her and maybe sneak a grope of her rear in.

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>>15878822
After that she'll start making you a slave to the pleasure she can bring using all 500 sexual techniques in the Royal Sutras. And then when you're her slave in both body and mind she'll order you to kiss her and fasten a golden necklace with her family crest to your neck, marking you as her husband.
Then comes the baby making and whispers of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878841
Her figure's gone a bit, certainly put on a bit of weight, but her rear end has gotten a lot wider with age.

All that muscle from her adventuring days is still there though, round and fat on the outside, toned and firm in the center.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877820
>tfw 'blessed' with a possibly hallucinatory green writing fairy, who keeps telling me to write about shit tier fetishes and stuff that'd rile the thread up
>tfw she keeps saying my old stuff needs to rot and in with the new
>tfw it's a fucking bottle of absinthe

[Anonymous No.]

HK-47 Automaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878857
Okay, time to slap her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878861
Then I guess I'll need to caress every inch of her rear, seeing how deep below the softness her muscles are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878871
Godspeed anon. Hope you enjoy getting "raped" until you're heartpupiling for your pharaoh wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878210
I don't think you understand. a level ~15 caster can do things like this.

http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/r/resurrection
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/c/clone

You really, REALLY don't know what you're doing if one physical or mental death kills off your character by that point. A level 40 character would be walking around as a clairvoyant illusion of themselves, as their real body has been poly-morphed into an immortal being of their alignment and choice on a plane of existence with defenses created all on their own. Their spares and alternate selves are then spending their days creating alternate backups of him. That's easily level 20 game.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the easiest way to get a Lilim to make me her servant then? It must be challenging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878910
Challenge her to a fuck contest and lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878921
What if you accidentally win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878930
Chances are so low you shouldn't even consider it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878921
But I couldn't challenge her to that! I want to win her heart through kind acts of love. Like reciting poetry and reading books with her until she finally understands my feelings for her. Surely there's another way. That's too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878936
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Raging_Mushroom

not if you come prepared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878910
Trying to find a lilim at all is playing russian roulette on who you end up with

Druella, Maritan, Ilassa, Queen of Hearts, the one loli one, Victoria, etc. Pick your poison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878936
That's why it's an accident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878930
Then she'll fall in love with you and make you her husband.

>>15878939
You asked for the easy way.
What you described is the hard, but potentially more satisfying way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878941
I pick Deruella and I'll love her with all of my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878951
Reminder that Druella is for hugs not for fugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878953
Why not both?
Tender sex with eskimo kisses and laughing would be the best.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna fuck a dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878953
No fuck you, i'm going to lick chocolate fondue and syrup off those delightfully pale blackberry fuckmuffin tits before whip creaming her clit and going down on Drew with the force of a thousand tongue lashings.

Then I'm going to hold her hands, mating press her, pump her full of a daughter or two while she keeps me inside with her tail as a counter-weight and after snuggling I'm going to do the most HARAM thing I can think of.

BLUEBERRY WAFFLES AND ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878965
>blackberry

It's whiteberry now, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878965
Degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878965
>while she keeps me inside with her tail as a counter-weight
>Not leg and tail locking
Weak! You're weak anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878949
Okay. Fine. How else can I go about romancing and seducing her the hard way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878995
Take her to a movie perhaps? Or out to dinner? Seduce her with talk or wit? Take the advice of Gomez Addams and make her feel like the most sublime creature in the world. And then after giving her an evening to remember, kiss her on the cheek and tell her you hope to do this again.
She'll pick you up over her shoulder and take you to her home to fuck you all night because she doesn't want to let you get away.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a way to marry with both an Apophis and a Pharaoh and convince the Apophis to not corrupt the Pharaoh?

I prefer haughty himederes over generic corrupted sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879011
Simple. Purify the Apophis into not being a massive slut with terrible taste.

>nipple piercings
Ew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879023
Apophis are fine just they way they are, you fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879035
>turning efficient and noble empires into a demonic shadow of its former self

Succubutt pls.

We need more purified monster girls who act like rational people and not ubersluts.

Make Monster Girls Great Again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879023
They aren't piercings, they're just part of the nipple covers adhering to her titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879011
Tell the Apophis you want to love the both of them for who they are.
Just be ready anon. having two busty Himedere wives means you have double the chance of them bullying your dick with those tits.

[Anonymous No.]

So, out of all the 'science' monster girls, which one is most likely to mess up and give you an 'extra large' package.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879011
Just dick the apophis first. Once she knows the pleasure of being cummed inside then she'll forget all about that Pharaoh corruption business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879044
Gremlin, most likely. And she'll want to take it for a spin to see if she can handle it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879052
And if she gets stuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879052
I'm just imagining a Gremlin using cybernetics to give her crippled husband the ability to walk, and fuck her, again after an accident.
>"So darling, I don't want you to freak out but I miiiiight have made some adjustments below the belt."
>"Don't worry, nothing major. It's just a bit bigger, and it kinda vibrates now."
>"I haven't tested it, but I'm sure I can handle it, let's give it a spin now~."
And then the Gremlin spent the rest of the night bouncing on her husband's vibrating dick and ahegaoing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879054
You cannot stop a gremlin, only delay the inevitable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879010
She'll be gentle, right?
I don't think I could handle being treated roughly. I might cry. Then again, I'll probably cry anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878975
>He doesn't want to make Druella into his personal blackberry fuckmuffin, his soulmate, his wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879038
I like you, anon.

You have the right idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879062
She'll be a little rough, but at the same time she'll kiss you all over and whisper loving things into your ear.
And she will cuddle you and stroke your hair afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879064
That's my heaven right there anon.
I want to cuddle with her on the couch and play video games from my childhood with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879058
You do realize she probably upped the 'production' as well?

If she keeps going, you're going to stresstest the womb of a goblin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877836
You don't have semen hamster animu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879072
>Introduce Druella to Final Fantasy IV
>She sees Barbaricia
>Tries to imitate, fails, gets flustered
Makes you fuck her dressed up like Kain anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879086
I didn't have that one.
My childhood was built on Super Mario World, Donkey Kong Country 2, and Starfox.
And then came the Gamecube.
God I want to show her Thousand Year Door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879078
She has but one mission. To seek out new kinks, create new lives and families, to boldly go where no Grem has gone before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879095
>Not showing her Final Fantasy Tactics, Vagrant Story, and Legend of Dragoon
Anon, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879106
I said my childhood anon.
Are those good games though? I'm always open to suggestions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879103
Well, I just hope you are ready to help her around once she looks like a waterballoon and sloshes like one.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl would be the most likely to kinkshame you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878870
Well at least you'd always know what she means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879052
Like chalking a pool cue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878785
About time we get red oni in here, its always that one guy posting blue oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879142
I want to molest that Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879142
Woah, that Oni looks pretty angry.

T-Those seals will hold her right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879142
Post the best kind of oni, loli oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879158
Oh they'll hold her, but you're going to have to take one of them off to do what you were sent to do.
Impregnate the Oni anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879159
>when red and blue oni collide
Purple oni is okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879142
Damn, she could crush a boulder ball between those thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879167
Do not cross the Onis, it's dangerous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878580
Cheeky cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879185
Clearly, Oni Fusion seems to destroy their breast size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879159
Shuten-Douji is drawn delightfully thick by fanartists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879167
>The brute force of the red oni
>The intelligence of the blue oni
>Much higher tolerance to alcohol
>Bigger lust
>Even a bigger of a rapist

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879064
That's absolutely disgusting, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even imagining such things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879196
We need a rainbow oni.

[Anonymous No.]

All right friends, how do we help Villain Anon in the MGE setting?

The only girl I can think of that he could even take a shot at with his particular tastes is Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879069
There's gonna be lots of Paizuri and femdom right? Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879196
I'd picture their final form to be that of a somewhat more composed and elegant individual, perfecting the intelligence of the blue oni as a tool of craft to get what she wants. The force, meanwhile, is hardly brought up and only used as a threat behind a smile. She just exerts such pressure by her phrasing and gentle-but-forceful attitude that people just kind of give up around her.

> Oh, you are most welcome to stay the night if you wish. It wouldn't do for a guest to find trouble heading home after enjoying such celebrations. You have enjoyed our sake, I take it?
> Certainly a gentleman such as yourself would not cast aside his host's generosity. Now, I'll go prepare a bed and we will speak no more on the matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879209
You bet your ass. It's going to take up the first three hours.
The remaining nine will be reverse mating press, tongue kissing, and hand holding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879193
It's all that drinking.
Even onis have their limits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879208
I don't even recall who that is, nor do I particularly care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879208
That one girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879213
sweatingman.jpg

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>>15879208
You need a supporting but lightly condescending type like a familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879213
I'm not even normally into oni, but I'll admit that you've intrigued me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879213
Ah, I forgot to mention the importance of the image selection. "reserved" and "restraint" make for a nice visual parallel, like the mostly-hidden red here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879214
Reverse mating press? Do tell, what is that?

[Anonymous No.]

I need advice. My little sister seems to have become very fond of our neighbor succubus. It's mostly harmless for now, as she goes for hugs and spends a lot of time thinking about how big her chest is. How do I prevent her from turning into some kind of lewd degenerate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879113

Not him, but I'd at least try FFT, haven't played the other two. The story in FFT is imo is actually really good, but be warned it's... dark and very gritty. I heard War of the Lions version had some issues, so you may just want to play the PS1 version. Look into it if you're interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879252
>RP shit
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879259
Oh, it's this guy again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879246
mating press but reversed

[Anonymous No.]

owl gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879257
I don't know what those foxes are saying, but I have the sneaking suspicion that I shouldn't allow them into my house. Mostly because of how trashy the place is right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879263
So basically, cowgirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879268
... I just can't stop thinking of her doing the head turn thing during sex. It would be kind of neat the first time she decides to get a taste of you, but later when you're in a position where she should normally face away from you it would just be too weird. Sorry owl-chan, the body horror thoughts bug me too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879273

Really? I always trust foxes. They're just so... pleasant and fluffy.

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>>15879268
>Have owl wife

>Get home and say "Hoooney! I'm hooome!"
>She is at the counter making dinner
>Her head turn 180º and she gives you a warm welcome

Creepy girls go away.

[Anonymous No.]

She's the oni one for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879277
think amazon with your head stuck in between her boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879280
Me too, anon. How could you not trust something so cute and fluffy? Besides, I mean, what's the worst that can happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879288
we spoke of this last thread. Just watch out for the signals of fava beans & chianti wine.

[Anonymous No.]

Threads about dead, we should end this thread on a cute note.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879159
SEXY MEDIUM VIOLET ONI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc8iu0XFUQc

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879293
As the guy from the last thread, I am fully unconcerned due to the state of my liver.

Also, I'm pretty sure livers grow back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879286
How do monsters feel about puns about them?

How would you feel if your waifu said "My love for you is humangous"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879299
Okay. Here is a cute thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879303
They get Charon off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879287
>amazon position
Jesus Christ I can't do that for nine hours straight; my back would give out on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879287
Too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879277
Very, very vigorous cowgirl, and she's clinging to you so her face is right in front of yours.
Leglocking may be involved but isn't required.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879303
>Have Hellhound wife
>One day you go up to her, take her big fluffy paw in your hand, and whisper into her ear
>"You're the only wan for me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879301
That's not how it works.
Besides, ever hear of foie gras?
I'd bet an alcoholic's liver has nice flavor, like many meats and stews cooked down in wine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877783
>>15877788

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879311
You could also ask her if she wants it ruff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879304
here's some more

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879313
A success!
Contact has been established!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879313
Does she eat the seeds? She sure is strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879301
The liver might regenerate, but everything in between might not. She could very easily accidentally nick something important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879312
Okay fine, but I'm still pretty sure I'm correct about livers growing back. You can trust me, I'm technically a scientist, of some sort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879313
Now go for the killing blow and ask her if she wants to hold hands while walking home. But only after she washes her hands first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879299
I want to grab the centerpiece from behind and pull back so the glass hits their eyes. I wanna bully these monoeyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879324
>daughterus aren't for bullying
>daughterus are for headpats and kisses before bedtime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879313
At least she isn't like the Otter girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879324
The worst thing you can do with them is touch the lenses with your fat finger, making sure to leave a fingerprint on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879332
Understanding the reference photo makes that 200% better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879321
It will grow back if you've got about half of it in good shape, but booze damage is still damage senpai. Even if they can fix it that way, it'll only work until the rest of your healthy liver rots.

... I wonder how many onis have had to quit drinking when they found out they were killing their husband with the binges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879341
It is potato right?
I thought it was, but she's not being force fed it.
Watermelon otter, reveal to me your secrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879346
http://imgur.com/gallery/Ik923d9

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879320
>>15879343
Sounds good to me, I'm not seeing any problem here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879349
Otters are adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879346
>http://www.baka.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/pop-culture/otter-dislikes-watermelon-but-cant-stop-eating-it-20130116-2csmg.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879309
But anon. What if I get all flustered and embarrassed and try and close my eyes? What if it's too much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879279
>>15879282
It's only creepy if you want it to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879306
>>15879308
bitch ass niggas, the both of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879357
They would make great security guards. Quiet, can fly around and scout for dangers, great vision, and no stealth action game protag is gonna walk up and snap their necks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879359
>nine hours in amazon position
You would seriously fuck up your neck and shoulders doing it. I agree more with >>15879309

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879359
I'm with this guy. It's not love if you can't feel it for a week after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879356
Then she'll kiss you all over and whisper about how cute you are and how much she loves you in your ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879313
She can eat her melon slice hands-free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879364
you're a bitch ass nigga too
would that be hard on your neck? You're laying down, i can see it being really hard on your back. Unless you're waifu is at least 6 inches+ taller than you and you're desperately trying to smooch her while she's r-mp'ing you

>>15879365
this nigga gets it
the dream is my waifu princess carrying me into the emergency room while she's all embarrassed and flustered while i'm wearing the biggest shit eating grin ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879374
Anon?
Do you know what the amazon position is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879380
are we thinking of the same amazon position?
cause pic related is what i think it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879374
I want to give everyone a thumbs up as the gurney carts me away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879332
SHE
HATES
IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879389
That seems hot but I doubt I'm that flexible.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go star gazing with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879391
But she's going to keep eating it anyway because you gave it to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879389
God that looks so good. If a tad embarrasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Goshujin-sama... you called?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879403
>If a tad embarrasing.
elaborate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879406
Oh god

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879406
That is repulsive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879349
http://i.imgur.com/7ptzaZZ.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879406
That is beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879415
>Repulsive

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna party with this weasel!

[Anonymous No.]

will an MG allow their daughteru to be raised through their husbands semen and for it to be the daughteru's sole sustainance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879427
In a week from now, it'll be a year since the Raiju was added to the MGE.

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>>15879410
Well... Sex is supposed to be embarrassing and what not, due to the whole being completely out in the open and exposed thing. Then there's the fact that if it's your first time there's the whole "end of innocence thing". Making love is a statement about how much you trust someone to share your soul with. It can be embarrassing to share so much with someone, including all of your weaknesses.

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>>15878930
>Accidentally

There's a way to win.

First, you find her.

Once you find her, you have to make your intentions clear, and I don't mean the polite 'hello hi I want to challenge you', no, you outright claim you'll defeat her. You boast about your skills and ability, about your endurance, about how she'll be an ahegaoing mess afterwards with near-permanent heart pupils from then on.

I know what you'll say, "I can't do anything like that!". It doesn't matter. You have to exaggerate your strength to make her go from just wanting you to get it over with in a second to actually get confident in her own ability to resist instead, to make her want to test if what you're saying is true, despite being sure that it's false, if only to humiliate you. You have to get her to say to herself "I bet this wimp will not be able to last for a minute even if I do nothing at all!"

If you played your cards correctly, she'll invite you to try, as she'll give you a free shot. She'll leave herself open to you in any position you want for added humiliation in case you fail. "But how am I supposed to last against a lilim?!" You'll ask. Well, first you pick a posture, and when she wants you to put it in to test you, you put it in the wrong hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878940
That doesn't actually do anything to you. It just makes monsters weaker if they want to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879432
Gonna make a big drawing of her as a present.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879442
Show us the fruits of your labor when the time comes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879432
Well fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

is the official english version of MGE released already? if so what are the normalfags' reaction to it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879453
Doesn't come out until Oct 25th

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879446
Ohh, I will Anon. Just after I finish the dragon and bapho image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879279
>Banging her doggy style
>Can still kiss her with ease
>Nothing like blowjob where her through is so tight and constricted from having her head turned 180
>when she gets angry and pouty, nothing will save you from the cuteness when she's determined not to make eye contact with you, and even whan you go so far as to grab her shoulders and hold her in place, the just turns her head the other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879461
You better draw a pretty weasel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879466
She'll be so cute, you'll have a heart attack before even seeing it.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to be nice to the runt of the werewolf litter.

You never know when that growth spurt may come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879475
I'll be nice to every member of the werewolf litter. I'll have huge cuddle piles with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879479
That you will, because they are all growing up big and muscled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879482
Gonna ask them to lay on the ground so I can swim in a sea of strong wolfus. It would definitely be heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879464
The last part is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879500
They'll lay down just so they can grab you and snuggle up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879505
>Give up in defeat and just bury your face in the back of her hair.
>She pats your head in consolation

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879509
Oh hey, you made me remember a dream I had that was kind of like that. I was in a wolfu village and they were touching me and passing me around so everyone could get a rub.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget, a pregnant maid is a happy maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879563
A pregnant maid can't clean as well as a regular maid, all maids should wear chastity belts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15877196
This was good. Now I want to grow a garden with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879563
A maid babysitting my daughteru like if she was her own makes the maid move foward in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879433
i thought you were talking about the position

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879563
>Pregnant kiki maid mood swings
>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE OUT OF GODDAMN LEMON PLEDGE?"

Keep your utility closet stocked. That's a time bomb you don't want to set off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879563

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878803
>image
Yes. I would love that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879571
That too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879193
She was drawn delightfully thick when Raita made her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879575
>You'll never have a dominant maid who turns herself on with the idea of seducing you and after too long of bending over with her short maid uniform, gets so wet she just pins you to a wall/desk/chair, pulls your pants down and fucks you whenever she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

Have a steel doughnut

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879611
Is she WoW related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879617
Nah, it's an oc race. They do have toes but their boots look like draenei hooves

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879597
He certainly gave a lot of attention to her lower half.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879629
Ahh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879393
Come on Sif, let go of the sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879601
She's going to get fired.

[Anonymous No.]

Onis show their love in strange ways.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls are pretty weird all things considered

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879673
That's the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879575
Someone have the non-censored version, please oh please

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879673
And monster girls would think that the real weirdo is you.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is no one posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879829
Inspiration struck me and I'm writing like a fiend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879829
What would I post about? Some kind of half woman, half monster abomination who is the pinnacle of degeneracy and blasphemy? HAHAHA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879849
What's the opposite of /d/ /u/ fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879829
No clue

I'm personally waiting for a discussion to start

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879854
I thought someone made a new thread for a moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879829
More video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879829
Becuase my latop decided to do that standby loop bullshit

Even then all it did was kill a dark valk green text so i can get back to work quickly

[Anonymous No.]

When are we going to get a wraith girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879829
butterfield

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879829
I haven't made another selection of lolis for people to choose from yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879895
Why are you even doing that?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never get brutally murdered by your yandere lich waifu, only to have your soul trapped in a phylactery

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879899
because he has bad taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879877
How about I shove my wrath down your ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879903
Ontop of that he must have a fetish for wasting his own time. It generates nothing and your only reply is going to be a one word A/B/C. Hardly worth the time searching for an image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879867
>dark valk

Nice, I was thinking about the serious lack of angels in here recently

>>15879902
If she killed you it would be to resurrect you with some kind of necromancy bond to her so you wouldn't be able to leave her
Putting your soul in a phylactery sounds like what a batshit insane yandere would do

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879908
I'm willing to bet he's that one anon that always replies about lolis to posts that have nothing to do with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879902
The precise reason for this is the maledom /tg/ faggots have been forcing submissive monster girls down everyone else's throats.
If you don't want to be mindbroken, used as a chair, locked in a cage, killed, cuckholded, raped in the literal sense of the world and generally be treated as the inferior partner in a relationship with a monster girl, you shouldn't fucking be here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879917

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to run along the back of a ryu while she's in her true dragon from

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879917
>Killed, cucked, etc.
Anon shut the fuck up and go read MGE, the biggest thing this thread draws it's discussion and basis from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879917

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879926
Fuck I took the bait. I'm just going to go back to writing.

[Anonymous No.]

Such low energy bait. Did the guy even care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879934
Shame
Shame
Shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879941
We need a dark priest with a bell

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879926
MGE is only brought up when someone doesn't like the thread canon and wants to appeal to some kind of authority to make their fetishes the correct one.
Nobody complains when you post about Anubis playing with lego or getting molested by a Pharaoh, but bring up the fact you're literally their slave and the wiki goes out the window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879941
I'm sorry anon for being so dumb. When I'm in the zone I'm gullible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879944
latenight, pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879949
I'll let it slide if you'll consider telling me which writefag you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879953
I don't think you'd know my name anon, but I'm LLLuu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879955
It rings a bell. You wrote a fighting greentext of some sort if IIRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879957
Yeah, I wrote a greentext about sparring and fucking in the showers. I've written a few other longer things, and a few other greentexts. I'm working on a one shot horror piece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879829
I only feel like talking about MG meidos, but have nothing new to share on the topic.

I want to marry both my Kiki and Shog meidos, and keep them pregnant. But we already knew that at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

I have an unpopular question, and fuck me for asking, but I've been wondering for awhile now.

If a whole group of chaos monstergirls, featuring all the species, all share one man/victim for an extended period of time, which transformation takes precedent? Does he become some sort of fucked up blob?

Alternatively, what would happen if a squidward/slimedude looked into a Wendigo coat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879974
The only mana that affects the transformation is the original. So whatever he was married to when he incubized would be what he stays as. Same reason that monsterized human girls don't become hideous chimeras by living around the DE of other monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>six times the bump limit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879982
>being a newfag
2k to 2.5k is standard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879986
I was gonna say, I remember these threads reaching 3k 2 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879988
Yeah, the board moves a little faster nowadays. We got almost double the people from back then though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879986
I am a newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

Any other writefags reread previous pieces and feel like they can't top it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879994
Pull a GRRM and claim your work is the one work to rule them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879994
Absolutely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879994
No. I know I'm better now. What I miss is the drive to write a lot at one time. Fuck it though, I'm gonna go write right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879997
How do you get past that feeling? I sort of lose the will to write anything further after I reread it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879974
Since the transformations are meant to allow the girl and her husband to "become one" I would assume that they'd take turn transforming him

Shoggoth's transformation is permanent but it's also the mildest one so that shouldn't bother the other girls

Anyways, chaos girls are meant for loving monogamous relationship so you don't need to worry about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879999
I can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880001
Oh. Well at least I'm not alone in that feeling.
>>15879998
Good anon, write like you used to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880000
Dude, this is the canon answer >>15879981

And all of them are permanent transformations. You can't go back to not being an incubus. You can just decide to not look like a complete horror for awhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15879981
Roger that, but what about the Wendigo coat bit. Does a chaos altered victim gain an immunity to the maddening effects if he looked inside one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880000
Nice digits

[Anonymous No.]

>>15878474
I don't know.

Are Jackals known to howl at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880006
I kinda want to argue whether that's canon or not but it's pointless since the chaos girls' profiles are written in a mysterious/ambiguous manner
It doesn't help that they also contradict a lot of MGE's "rules"

I gotta admit >>15879981 this makes sense but it would be kind of sad to have chaos girl wives who can't fully enjoy you just because the first wife already claimed your body

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880018
and not the post above him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880015
There's nothing maddening about the coat. It's the sight of the true form of her husband inside the coat that drives you mad, and that's mostly a KC joke about a giant monster fucking a loli.

You telling me that seeing this thing fucking a wendigo wouldn't drive you mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2BpdynocbA

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880026
Zeros look cooler

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880029
...I wonder how an Anubis' face would look if you showed her this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880023
Man, you really need to read how DE works in WG1. All this stuff is spelled out. It's not conjecture. You need to discuss from the point of what is written, not how what you personally feel would be appropriate. That's the difference between having a real talk and a headcanon fight.

>kind of sad to have chaos girl wives who can't fully enjoy you just because the first wife already claimed your body
It's that way with every wife though. You don't get the heat bonuses from a lava golem if you already married a glacies and incubized with her. It's not like the energy mixes either even if you marry two at the same time. It's always the one that is most predominant when the transformation is triggered.

Most monsters don't seem to care about all that anyway since their own DE can make themselves safe for their husband no matter what they are and that many tend to outsource to succubi to get their husbands to transform faster since succubus energy is the most transformational of all.

What's interesting there is that's also the solution if you don't want to get turned into a monster as a guy. Grab a bottle of lilim's patented black goo before your honeymoon and then you never have to worry about going squidward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880022
Jackals are basically Coyotes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880027
>In such circumstances, travelers will be able to see what they look like for the first time. Even though the girl will be entirely covered in the overcoat, the traveler can still discern the curves of her body, and will hear her lovely, caring voice. If the traveler is male, naturally, he will anticipate and desire to reveal what is deep inside the overcoat, but if he does peek inside, he will no longer be able to safely return to the human world.
>Some men lose their minds the moment they behold her face and body. They will howl like a beast while mounting the wendigo, shove their steaming hot swollen penis inside, and begin to violate her; or so it is said. Then it seems these men carry the limp, senseless bodies of their lovers back to the wendigo villages deep in the mountains and disappear.

Unmarried Wendigos do it too, so I'm still curious if you become immune after other chaos monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880041
Anon, that's just the old KC "You are unable to resist her body and fuck her until you pass out." that you have with almost every girl, especially the aphrodesiac and hypnosis ones. It's not the same as going actually insane by seeing the married one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880041
>Some men
>So it is said

I don't understand why people try to push the "Wendigo unavoidably driving people mad with mind hax" thing when the hyperbole is so damn obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880041
>so it is said
That's just the scholar blowing things out of proportion again since KC writes him to be slightly inaccurate at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880046
>thing when the hyperbole is so damn obvious.
Or so some would say

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880046
>>15880045
>>15880053
Well I personally think you're wrong.

Wendigos, in the folklore they come from, drive people to madness. Its the defining trait they possess in order to claim prey.

I doubt KC would have put so much emphasis on it, not once, not twice, but four times in the profile, if he wanted us to just write it off. You're free to view it through hugbox colored glasses, but reminder these are chaos monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880061
>in the folklore they come from, drive people to madness. Its the defining trait they possess in order to claim prey.
No they don't. Stop thinking lovecraft invented wendigos.

And you're wrong about KC not pussifying things. You know what mindflayers do? They straight up eat brains like a bad zombie movie, and they breed by stuffing parasites in a human skull. What does KC do with them? Makes them eat the good vibes a person puts off and totally nixes the breeding system.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never be kidnapped by the yandere dai-tengu who has been watching your bloodline for generations

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880035
I dunno man, I'll re-read WG1 but I'm still skeptic about this, can't say you're wrong though

>>15880061
>drive people to madness
Yeah but "mad with lust"

If you saw a Wendigo you'd most likely just lose all rationality and think of nothing but impregnating her

I like to think that the madness goes away after a few days/weeks but by then you'd already be in the hidden Wendigo village or inside her coat

As I said earlier it's pointless to argue the canon with chaos girls, if people want cute awawas just let them have them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880061
And medusa was an individual gorgon in folklore, and not just the name of her kind.

We're not reading folklore, anon. we're reading a fictional porn setting. KC isn't going to repeat vague nuances in the hope that some people might somehow come to the radical-as-fuck conclusion that they are super grimdark mindfuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

MST3K with two silly automatons when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880071
The whole thing with chaos girls would be a lot less frustrating if there wasn't a couple
>but muh lovecraft said
people who don't understand that the KC ones are based on RPG second and third generation derivatives, just like his mythologic ones.

It's doubly annoying when you hear all that stuff but never see references to something like The White Ship or the Colour Out of Space. It's always the most cursory, Mountains of Madness type of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880065
>In historical accounts of Wendigo psychosis, it has been reported that humans became possessed by the Wendigo spirit, leading them to crave human flesh and other obscene things. The most common response when a person showed signs of Wendigo psychosis was a curing attempt by traditional native healers. In the cases where these attempts failed, reports indicate that the possessed person began either to threaten those around them or to act violently or anti-socially; generally they were then executed. Cases of this type of Wendigo psychosis, though evidently real, were relatively rare...
Im sorry but about Wendigos, you are just wrong.
>>15880073
I'm saying the opposite, that the conclusion is the obvious one, and to say otherwise is "radical as fuck" ie: just making stuff up.

Listen, I'm not saying you become a raving cannibal lunatic like the folklore. Just that you go a little insane, like hanging out with Wonderland girls. This is a well established thing that happens, and its not far fetched at all to assume it happens with a chaos girl.

But who am I kidding. Keep daydreaming about cute fluffy Wendigos chasing meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880091
>being possessed is the same as being crazy
Oh lordy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880093
Input one Wendigo, collect one crazy person.

Doesn't matter how. You're still crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880080
>You will never sit back in your own private theater with two cute Automatons snuggled up on either side of you, riffing on movies, snacking on popcorn, and generally having a good time in a cozy spaceship
...this hurts more than I expected it to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880090
But in the making ofs KC said his wendigo is a mix of folklore and lovercraft myths

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880122
Yes, he's not denying that.

He's pointing out that regardless of inspiration, KC's Wendigo is just that, "Inspired by". Heavily derivative. And in fact little of what one would consider in regards to the inspiration would actually apply to KC's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880122
And Mindflayer is a pure DnD monster. The chaos girls are drawn from lots of places, but you still hear people harping on about unfathomable madness crap regardless of where they're drawn from or how detached the profile is from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880091
>This is a well established thing that happens
Citation? I'm pretty sure the Queen of Hearts only pulls in people that are a little crazy in the first place.

An all-too-important fact many people seem to ignore is the fact that succubi have the power to see into the hearts of men to read their darkest desires and all that. KC mentioned somewhere that since the DL is a succubus and all DE has succubus muju in it, then all monsters possess some of the powers a succubus has, and seeing the hearts of men was one of those powers.

He explained it as basically monsters only attack people that would be happy with them in the first place. It's why you occasionally see "If a man strikes their fancy" in many of the profiles.

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>>15880139
>. KC mentioned somewhere that since the DL is a succubus and all DE has succubus muju in it, then all monsters possess some of the powers a succubus has, and seeing the hearts of men was one of those powers.
I have fetishes to make /d/ blush. If this is true there's no way I'm ever leaving the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880139
Not him but you're forgetting the total corruption applied to conquered areas.

The way KC's doublthink works is.
"You only have X happen to you if it would make you happy."
"Well it would make EVERYONE happy. So you don't get a choice."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880147
But that's the thing, it's been conquered. That's a bit different than neutral or contested area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880155
Neutral are areas succumbing to corruption without an army to force the issue and there is no such thing as a contested area because the monsters are never beaten back from anywhere, ever.

Living as a dairy farmer in some neutral town isn't going to save your land from slowly turning into a demon realm whether you like it or not. But KC says you will like it, full stop, so there's no problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880147
>>15880164
Yeah, I mean if everyone is happy what's the problem here?

If we look at the effects of demon realms from an objective outside perspective: It's really just a direct upgrade, isn't it? Why would anyone not like a direct upgrade? Especially in a fantasy setting where living conditions are likely shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880177
Because it's not objective and it's not an upgrade. It's a sidegrade. What people mainly take issue with is KC telling you what you are happy with, not you deciding what you are happy with. That and all the DE brainwashing that makes you feel however he wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880189
I guess the problem is that it will do DE can do what ever to make you happy and will cater to you. But it decides what you like and you don't get a say in it.