Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

Can your waifu cook? Does she try and show off when family comes over? Would you eat her food, even if it has a few unusual ingredients?

> Hellwan bbq specialist
> Shog early-riser pâtissier
> Kiki five star chef using local ingredients
> Harpy with a breakfast diner serving her family's eggs
> Selkie fisher with a deep-fry shack by the pier

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Maids are olev

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Dragons cute.

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>>15912529
I want to see other monster girls dress up as maids for Halloween.

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>>15912527
Cooking on your hellhound waifu!
Making cookies on her abs and toasting pastries between her breasts!
Licking the grease off her muscles!

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Hey Anons, what is your monster waifu doing for halloween this year?

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I love crustacean girls

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>>15912531
Nothin' wrong with that

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I bet Halloween is to lonely MILFs what Christmas is to their kids.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/a777d1a7652f250089bcfaa15313291a/tumblr_niuwj2gTCH1s5k1uro1_500.gif

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>>15912534
Silly anon, Halloween and Walpurgisnacht are for Sabbath meetings. Incidentally, if you know any anons with a waifu of the loli persuasion, don't be surprised if they disappear for a few days after the rituals.

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>>15912534
Pinning me on a wall with my dick in a hole against my will.

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x is best girl

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>>15912533
But anon, that's unsanitary! Also, not family friendly.

Though I could imagine teaching the daughterus to cook s'mores on their head during a camping trip would be charming. Maybe a bit messy, though.

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>>15912527
So what is that Anon going to do with the Tanuki candy thief?

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I want to be an older, more experience adventurer and find a sad looking group of loli monster girl adventurers.

I want to hear that they're dissapointed because they don't have enough gold for a wagon ride out to the next city.

I want to buy the tickets and help them become world renowned adventurers through a series of increasingly dangerous adventures!

I want to part ways with them afterwards, wishing them well as they go off on another journey.


Years later, I want to open the door to my modest house and find them all grown up and asking if I'm up for another adventure.

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I demand more bipedal versions of taurs

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>>15912555
Leave out caramel, of the thickest and stickiest kind. She'll be chewing on that until her teeth fall out.

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>>15912555
Jokes on her those were the almond dark chocolate kind

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To the author of the Alarune story last thread (http://pastebin.com/WSTHsMCT)), I have a few notes. I am much more used to editing smut, but I still have quite a few comments.

Your dialogue is terribly unnatural. Look at line 47 and tell me that you have ever seen someone talk like that. Part of the problem is that your quotations are too long. No one explains their statements in that much detail. Dialogue is generally difficult to write, especially for newer authors. It's nothing to be worried about, but it does need work.

You also have a critical lack of detail coupled with an overage in action. You don't need to talk about how the guy's hammering posts or filling the tub or any number of other irrelevant facts. You need to focus on character building and interaction. Since stories this length generally lack what can be accurately called plot, every scene should in some way further develop characters or their interactions. The majority of the detail should then reflect this. Instead of saying that two people talked while describing what they are doing, describe the conversation and their reactions. In written stories, the only detail the reader has access to is what the author gives. You have to make up for all of the non-verbal cues and inflection that usually communicate emotion. This is usually best done by focusing more on the characters than what they are doing. Does the alarune seem happy when they talk? How does she express this emotion? Does the MC notice it? These are the points you should be focusing on. Everything else is needless detail and only detracts from obvious character development. Basically, you need less "doing" and more describing. The how matters much more than the what.

All-in-all, it was a fun little story. Keep working at it.

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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, keep an eye out for those "Group Party, Man Needed" adds put out by Tanukis.

Accepting one may soon result in you getting gangcuddled.

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>>15912505
Now I just find myself thinking how great a Mike Inel cartoon featuring Android 18 or somethin' would be.

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>>15912586
Not that annon, but I hope you are around when I get to makin my next story. Also wish you were around in TLHG as well. Godamn.

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So how would a gloryhole work in a monster city? Would it be a shota eating out a ton of cunts through a wall?

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>>15912534
Playing halloween events in online games and masturbating herself with her spadetail.

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>>15912600
I would be just like a normal gloryholy, but witha sign above it saying "Free meal"

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>>15912603
He said waifu not alp gaming buddy

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>>15912588
>gangcuddled
Is that before or after being showed with one dollar bills by a slightly drunk birthday nuki?

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>>15912534
A 7ft. tall Warrior Wight trying on her old armor sounds nice.

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i'd like the cute 7"2' delinquent hellhound next door to get two of her buddies
and dress up as cerberus and drop by my house for some candy on halloween
i'd also like for her to say that they want to share one piece of candy among the three of them
and then tackle me to the floor, along with my front door being mysteriously locked and my
front lights turned off

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>>15912614
I want a 7ft. delinquent Hellhound that tries to keep her massive milk-laden breasts in place with a sarashi.

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>>15912609
That's afterwards when they realize that it would be improper for you to leave empty handed

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>>15912534
Waifu and I will be decoring our daughteru's costume!

I wanted to put some blankets over her horn and wings and make silly ghost faces on them, but daughteru wants something plant-related. This kid got stuck to my mind just like my waifu. Can't believe I'm a father now.

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>>15912617
that sounds tight

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I wonder if monstergirls would like scary movies based on their type, or would the movie scare them?

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>>15912614
I just want one...

I guess we can suffer together.

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>>15912629
Since most scary movies involve things they are inherently against, I personally don't imagine that they'd be fond of them.

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What even would be the point of a flat chested holst? besides low fat milk

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>>15912603
I wanna play a healer class as my lich waifu sits on my lap playing a DPS. Wanna go "yare yare daze" when she pouts about getting knocked around by the boss after getting too impatient to look for a tank. Wanna hear her say "I've got you, so we don't need another teammate" in retort after pouting for a bit.

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>>15912588

Would a person be safer if they brought a friend as backup?

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>>15912595
I'm usually around here. I just don't generally provide criticism here because there's usually a few hundred posts between the story and when I get around to reading it. It's also rather time consuming, considering the volume I work in. If you specifically ask for feedback, I will almost always give it. If you're also relatively new, I will go out of my way to respond. Also, I have no idea what TLGH is.

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>>15912630
the end goal is to be the neighbor's daki while she barks at the others to go find their own
we can both benefit from this
where there's a will, there's a way

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>>15912614
What if I want a prim and proper hellhound instead of a delinquent?

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>>15912629
I imagine that such movies would play on what they were like before the current DL, and would probably offend them because of the stereotypes.
Zombies would be saddened that they are portrayed as mass murderers in a lot of movies like Army of Darkness and shows like The Walking Dead. Ghosts probably wouldn't appreciate movies like the Ring and the Grudge.
Additionally, Automatons and Golems would probably be more clingy and/or careful after watching something like Terminator.

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I want Onis with these bodies!

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>>15912662
then express your wants and needs in a post

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>>15912656
Its a loud house general on trash(aptly located). I want you there, but I don't think you would want you there. There's a hellova lotta bullshit flowing through there, but also a steady stream of incest fics. Anyhow, have a good day m8. I'll make sure to ask for criticism next time I make a story here. Hope you see it! And also enjoy the story.

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>>15912664
Eh, Zombina enjoyed gory action flicks and didn't seem to mind, though she's both brain damaged and a gun nut. Hard to say, but I figure some are chill with it as others are touchy.

Terminator 2, on the other hand, would be a great date movie for your robogirl.
> Hm, as expected, humanity seems to understand love better than I thought.
> No new model or end of the world would keep me from you, you know.
> I'd even die to keep you safe. Or kill.
Might be safer not to give her any ideas.

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>>15912675
If you write smut, I mostly work on /d/'s erotic fiction general. Drop it in there and I'll probably take a look at it. If I don't, someone else will.

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>>15912614
>You'll never get gangraped and reverse mating pressed by lewd smug girls all night long.
>You'll never wake up alone in bed with five phone numbers, a note saying "call us if you want to make this permanent~" and five kiss marks on various parts of your body.

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>>15912684
Oh neato. Will do!

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>>15912619
> Nuki giving away money

You might get pelted with coins for a taxi at best.

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Every monster can be improved by making her at least 7ft tall

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>>15912586
>>15910753
I was about to do full review but I guess there is no need to repeat your points (I also share your opinion on what you said last thread)

Glad to see someone else giving feedback

To sum up and add a few comments:

The story format is too heavy and spacing out the paragraphs would help a lot
My first thought when I opened up the pastebin was "I wouldn't read this if it wasn't to review it"

The characters are bland and sound the same, some of the dialogue is unnatural
Overall it seems you're just painting a personality on your characters, you need to use more than dialogue to show off your characters

You aren't making it easy to visualize what is going on, I have a vague idea of what the characters are doing but I can't tell how the atmosphere is like, how are they feeling, etc...

The MC is supposed to have a job yet it sounded like he was at home the whole story

Your focus on physiology doesn't serve much purpose to the story, it's as if the story is one thing and the physiology is another
Imagine a movie featuring animals that had random pop-ups about physiology facts, this is how reading this story felt

There was no intrigue up until the Anubis showed up, and even then you went out of your way to kill some of that intrigue when Lloyd said that he wouldn't get in trouble even if the Anubis snitched on him

I don't like to speak in negative terms but I did not enjoy the story

There are many things I'd do differently but If I had to change one thing I'd make the fate of Florentia much more incertain
I'd have Lloyd insist on her leaving while Adam had good reasons for her staying, that would add both conflict and intrigue
Add a growing romance to the mix and I'd be hooked to learn what happens, as it stands I don't even want to read the next chapter

Your writing was good and I only had to re-read a few lines of dialogues and I enjoyed the simplicity of the plot
There is some good to the story so don't go dropping it, go through with it as long as you're having fun writing

Anyways I hope I'll have better things to say next time I review one of your story

Damnit, I was supposed to just add a few comments...

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>>15912704
Not the lolis.

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>>15912671
I want an Automaton with that body.

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>>15912701
Not if the Tanuki wants him to come back again.
You'll know if a Tanuki wants your dick when she hires you as a cuddleslut and then sneaks a couple hundreds into your pants pocket.

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>>15912704
7ft. is now officially the Goldilocks Zone of big monstergirls.

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>>15912716
Ah, the Heavy Tank model?

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>>15912641
Pizza Butt is Best Butt.

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>>15912704
False. Same height girls are the best. Maybe an inch or two taller.

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>>15912719
I want a story about a merchant and a tanuki in a professional relationship, with him pulling increasingly risky stunts to earn them quick dough. I want a scene with her breaking down with tears and begging when he is nearly lost to her for the sake of earning them a fortune. I wanna see the greedy girl give up a kingdom's wealth for the like-minded boy she loves.

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>>15912719
What if your return the hundred thinking she is testing to make sure you aren't a thief?

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>>15912664
>and would probably offend them because of the stereotypes.
Monstergirls aren't 3dpd perpetual victims so no

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>>15912735
Anon, you're impregnating her right then and there. She'll ride you until she's bearing your child.
Have you seen a Tanuki heartpupil before?

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>>15912728
Of course.

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How would you help a sickly monster feel dominant?

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>>15912747
Tanuki don't heartpupil, they dollar sign

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>>15912732
diabeetus
I want it too

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>>15912705
I didn't respond in the last thread. That was some other guy entirely.

For what it's worth, it's generally best to avoid dumping that many points at once. It's overwhelming and difficult for the writer to take it all into account at the same time. Trying to fix too many things at once practically guarantees that they'll fix nothing at all or even just quit.

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>>15912757
You've clearly never wooed a Tanuki hard enough that the heartpupil overrides the dollar signs.

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>>15912757
They do both at the same time

http://i.imgur.com/cVf8Xin.png

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>>15912772
Seems like it should have been a huge dollarsign with a heart in the middle

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>>15912772
Her brain would probably explode from working too hard.

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>>15912774
The money gets what the heart wants

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>>15912763
I picture the story building up with an otohime agreeing to the opening of a trade route through her waters in exchange for marriage. He would become a noble and a key player in national trade, and his tanuki business partner would be in a position to be the head of a new trade fleet for the waters with special permissions and tax deductions. I'd figure the actual princess is a little girl, the marriage a proposed arrangement by her politically savvy mother looking for a competent husband to secure her daughter's future.

I'd picture him wrapping up business on the surface world in a matter of fact manner, only for something in her to break when she sees him turn to go. I'd want her to tackle him to the ground, beg him to stay, admit to how she knows it's stupid and would ruin their new prospects but that she knew she wouldn't even be able to enjoy the profits without him, that he's already ruined her for money or any other man in her heart.

I want it, but I'm not ready mentally or emotionally to set it up.

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>>15912731
I agree with you. I have huge thing for average girls.

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>>15912783
I like monsters with average sized tits

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>>15912779
And the heart wants money.

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>>15912704
This is so true that I question if it really has to be said. Why not just enshrine it somewhere for all to see and be done with it.

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>>15912785
and a cute boy

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>>15912575
im on it

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>>15912769
>That was some other guy entirely.
3 different people gave feedback? This is a miracle

>it's generally best to avoid dumping that many points at once.
Yeah I know that, I might try a different style of review

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>>15912795
You're my hero

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>>15912784
Yeah, I like average sized too. The butt I like a little bit above average.

The only thing I like big and long in my waifu is her tail so she can wrap me up on it while giving me a hug with her amrs, legs and wings.

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>>15912795
Are you really?

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>>15912790
The womb wants that, but the cold shriveled heart just wants money, status and power.

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Happy London morning people

I'm going on a full writing overdrive today!
By tonight, I will finish something!

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>>15912756
Like what monster are we talking, like a weak hellhound who only has eye sparks, or perhaps an oni allergic to alcohol?

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>>15912575
Damn this design is just so perfect. Fuck KC eternally for ruining it.

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>>15912816
A heart can want money and love at the same time

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>>15912817
But it's 3 AM no matter what you say, Anon.
I'm going to dream with monster girls tonight. I'm feeling it.

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>>15912756
I would do anything she said. No, I would do things for her even if she didn't aske me to. Clean the house, do the dishes, feed the dogs, mown the lawn, throw the trash away, prepare dinner, everything.

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>>15912822
She can get both at the same time if she records her fucking a human boy and bragging about it.
How many monstergirls do you think met their husbands at porno shoots? I bet monstergirl porn studios are always hiring because their debuting starlets are always running off with the guy they fucked in their first and only video.

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>>15912756
But monstergirls can't get cancer well except the siths

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>>15912832
>running off with the guy they fucked
Just hire both to do more one on one

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>>15912586
>>15912705
>>15912769
>>15912797
Writer here, just wanted to thank all of you before I went to sleep for taking the time to respond to my work (although my ego says otherwise, haha). I've definitely got a lot to think about on my other pieces.

Might try a more involved plot/conflict next time, that might solve some of the problems of "I don't know what the fuck to do with this story"although that bears the problem of ensuring the story doesn't get too grim
Guess I've just got to bear with it. So yeah, thanks and good night.

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>>15912817
>This is what happens when your writing fairy takes a energy drink.

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>>15912783
Average girls are at the perfect height for making out.

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>>15912876
Your writing fairy has a lizard tail and spontaneously bursts into flames?

You might want to have her looked at.

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Alright, which of you fuckers posted in /co/?
Gazerfag, was it you?

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>>15912888
I was more talking about beasts sudden urge. not the pic.

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>>15912888
Maybe that explains why she wanted more pictures of armor and swords

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>>15912845
Great, now I'm thinking about what it would be like to meet my waifu through a porno shoot.
Just trembling on the bed waiting for her to walk in for the hardcore rape porno I agreed to out of desperation for money only to lock eyes with her when she enters the room and for us to fall in love immediately.
The love makes the rape scenes easier to deal with and makes the mindbreak aspect of the movie much more believable.
Then she'd haul me over her shoulder, carry me to her private room, and clean me off in her shower before cuddling me all night long.

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>>15912890
It's okay anon, I'm sure it's perfectly normal. I won't judge you or your fairy.

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>>15912894
Would she says she was sorry for being too rough

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>>15912894
>not princess carry
I'm disappointed but respect your taste

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>>15912889
I don't go to /co/.

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>>15912904
While stroking my hair.

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>>15912909
Anon, the princess carry is for when I'm conscious.

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I wonder how happy she would be on the internet

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>>15912920
I bet she would love all the porn

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>>15912889
Probably that wanker who won't shut up about female dark side

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>Monstergirls doing porn
I mean, really? Why bother with porn when there's a human boy you could go out and rape? Why watch porn as a couples thing when mamono mana makes you lose all interest in any one other than your partner

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>>15912941
Same reason dudes in hentai hold on to their porn
It's a man-thing

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>>15912941
>go out and rape?
I'd assume that's not a universally appreciated aspect of MGE. Therefore it would make sense that lonely MGs would turn to porn.

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Snakes are fun

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>>15912944
Would you even care to watch it though? If I had my 10/10 perfect waifu, I can only imagine that anything other than her would fall short. I mean, really if I wanted a wank and for some inexplicable reason the waifu and I couldn't immediately fuck, I'd be better off with some kind of memory ball I could watch to remember the night before.

>>15912946
>lonely MGs would turn to porn.
I guess there's this angle.

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>>15912950
That guy looks like he is tired of the whole tail bondage shit

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>>15912958
How would you react if you realized your monstergirl girlfriend was trying to recreate a scene from her favorite vanilla porno with you?
How hard would she blush if you caught her?

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>>15912958
I would watch it, more for ideas if im married, like checking out fetish before you try it

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>>15912966
Just find her favorite porno and start saying the lines to fluster her

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>>15912966
What do you mean? Like she swaggers into the kitchen pretending to be a plumber? I ask her what she's doing. If I knew what she' doing I'd do as any good husband does and I'd play along.

Gods only know why she doesn't just fuck me though.

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>>15912969
So what's species is your waifu and what's her fetish she wants to try with you anon?
Mine's a Hellhound and she wants to try biting.

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>>15912959
maybe he keeps waking up like that after every times hes tried to escape?

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>>15912920
Know-it-all Smartcow!

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>>15912975
She'd probably start stuttering questions of how you found her stash before you shut her up with a kiss.

>>15912976
No, she starts saying lines from her favorite one while riding you.

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>>15912978
dark valk and shibari

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>>15912984
Oh, well yeah if I recognize them I'll play along. Pillow talk is so much hotter when it's genuine and from her though.

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What would you do on your first date with your waifu?

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>>15912979
>Every single fucking day when I come home this long faggot just slithers there and gives me this stupid look on her face. What should I do about her? Ideas?

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>>15912992
Nerf showdown at high noon

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>>15912950
Lamia are hip and happening!

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>>15912997
"Hey bby. Guess what time it is?"
>pls no
"HIIIIIGH NOON xD"
>I'm so dry right now

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>>15912998
What if she is venomous? She might kill you during a blowjob

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>>15913007
Goddammit I actually wasn't going for the over watch joke

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>>15912996
BITE THE TAIL!

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>>15913007
Your waifu is a wisp isn't she?

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https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon
Melon is drawing another gazer.

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>>15913007
the only way it could be worse is the existence of a teleport spamming Cheshire with a exaggerated accent.

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>>15913019
Well I don't know anon.
If she got her plump ass into spandex it wouldn't be all bad.

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>>15913019
So after the waifu leaves you, you'd be stuck with the cheshire?

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So if I order regular pizza and get a Cheshire ass, what happens if I order Hawaiian pizza

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>>15913031
You get a tanned Cheshire ass.
Her pussy juice tastes like pineapple.

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>>15913013
Wouldn't that hurt her?

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>>15913031
It s all very well and good to get an onahole, but where is your pizza?

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Good night anon. Remember, somewhere in infinity your waifu is happily dreaming about you. Join her in the dream world tonight.

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>>15913053
Cut up and on a plate on your counter.
Eat it for stamina while pounding that fat cat ass.

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You guys do anything special for monoeye day? Me and my monoeye girlfriend were just going to do a little netflix and chill, but we couldn't find anything good on netflix so we skipped straight to the chill.

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>>15912992
Airsoft

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>>15913102
I'm gonna take a monoeye to a 3D movie!

Oh wait.

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>>15912992
Cuddling while playing video games and watching movies.

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>>15912992
Kiss her in public

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>tfw no crow tengu waifu to snuggle up in the library
>tfw no crow tengu waifu to cuddle while reading books in the winter

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>>15913105
Funny you should say that, I have a bit of a lazy eye and other vision issues, and my monoeye girlfriend and I first bonded over our shared frustration at not being able to partake of 3D and VR gimmicks. We both agree that no one should need more than two dimensions.

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>No smug bullies to get stuck in your house when they snuck in because of torrential rain and a power outage.
>You'll never wind up huddling under the bed for warmth and end up falling asleep with them clinging to you.
>You'll never wake up to find them all still there, smiling warmly in their sleep.
God damn it why?

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>>15913041
give her a reason to stop coiling you.
unless she's into pain and men who struggle then your double fucked

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>>15913134
wouldn't it be warmer in the bed than under it?

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>>15913137
Whoops. I meant bedsheets.

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>>15913120
I love them, even if I don't know how they write without hands.

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>>15912889
link?

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I bring gifts

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>>15913243

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>>15913243
Oh jeez might want to delete that and throw it on an image host, blue board.

Hot stuff though.

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I want a Hellwan to barbecue me some stretch anime meat!

>>15913243
See you in a few days, Anon!

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>>15913253
>>15913248

well shit, wait i thought posting porn isnt a bannable offense anymore. it just gets deleted

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>>15913253
>>15913248
>>15913246
>>15913243

https://twitter.com/ElakanMelon/status/782517121276260353

here then

tho yalls can probs still access the uncensored ver in the archives :y

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>>15913243
>So Flat
meh

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>>15913282
it's not my fault gazerfag doesnt like tiddies

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>>15913289
Na, and I'm not criticizing your art either. It looks good except for the glaring lack of dreams and male aspirations. Has any one ever actually drawn a stacked gazer before?

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>>15913289
All sizes of boobs under a certain size are nice.
The idea is size consistency.

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>>15913300
A couple of artists I've commissioned have gone that route. Sometimes it's a style thing, this artist draws basically every girl stacked regardless.

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>>15913300
funny thing about that, i was actually drawing the gazer stacked as fucc but alas

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>>15913304
>You call that stacked
I call that average. I think I need to spend some time alone and re-evaluate breasts.

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>>15913309
Anon you need more boob realism in your life. Not to detract from your imagination, but it might help you better appreciate breasts of more applicable sizes unless you're like tom preston or something.

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>>15913309
That looks pretty stacked to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl give the best tonguejobs?

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>>15913312
In my head every one is like 7ft and toned with brood-mother hips and huge tits though. The tits you posted there would constitute a pear-shape.

Especially considering the width of her hip. I can appreciate smaller tits if they are on a slimmer frame with slimmer hips. Those thighs have to be thick though, and the ass pert.

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>>15913322
>he can't appreciate fat bottomed lolis

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>>15913326
I can't appreciate any lolis. I'm not a pedophile.

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>>15913326
Not everyone can appreciate elins, if everyone had good taste the world would be boring.

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>>15913329
lolis != children != 3D children

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no!
It seems like Slaanesh took a liking in you is yandere for you
What will you do now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913341
Get better taste in media.

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>>15913341
>Implying I could do anything against a chaos god.
At least it will feel good. So I guess I'll just give my self up and not get murder-fucked.

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>>15913341
I'll have my Eldar waifu protect me.

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>>15913340
What? I know 2d children aren't 3d children. What's your point? You're still attracted to children.

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>>15913334
>elins
>having such a bony ass
Heresy

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>>15913373
>>15913334
Vae victis

[Anonymous No.]

How will she get senpai to notice her?

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>>15913380
Oh shit, I am going to jail.

[Anonymous No.]

Jabberwocks are for ___

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>>15913373
I swear this is the next step in hating breasts.
>Flat isn't good enough, we need to take it back to before they even began to grow
>But keep the thighs hips and ass
>This is only a crusade on tits

Because these aren't for loli lovers. Everything below the belly is far too sexually developed.

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>No one will ever acknowledge your wordplay and allusions to mythology in your writing
This one hurts the most. I just want a nerdy monstergirl to look at me deadpan and tell me to killmyself because of my bad puns. Or to smirk a little bit because she recognized a reference

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>>15913406
>Because these aren't for loli lovers
False.
>This is only a crusade on tits
Good.

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>>15913413
Sabbath pls

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>>15913413
Stop it with this Sabbath propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

What if...cold girl only pinup swimsuit calendar that is unintentionally funny because all the images have anons in the background trying to keep them cool at the beach with portable electric fans, snow makers, and giant hand fans?

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>>15913406
Different body types anon.

Bottom heavy, top heavy, balanced or completely flat. There's no harm in variety, especially if there's a harem made up of all of them.

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>>15913432
That would be amazing.
What would undead calendar be like?

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>>15913406
>aren't for loli lovers
Well I like lolis, and I like Elins. So what's your point here? A loli isn't a child, it's just someone that LOOKS like a child. If someone doesn't grow in height and thus always looks like a loli, that doesn't mean their body won't still develop birthing hips with age.

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>>15913432
>Ice queen tries to do a shoot at the beach
>Within an hour the entire place looks like Antarctica

>>15913435
>harem
Shit taste detected. Opinion discarded.

>>15913438
Height alone doesn't make a loli. You're bang on the head with LOOKS like a child. Birthing hips don't match.

Though I realized the flaw in my post soon after saying it. Rather than looking at it like "pedos won't like it because everything below the belly is mature" It's more like it's half pedo bait, half grown woman, so it appeals to a wider spectrum of people. you got the childish prepubescent upper-body for the "lolicons" and the lower body for the people who aren't into kids.

Rather than restrict both crowds, it kinda just brings them both in. 10/10 marketing tactics really.

[Anonymous No.]

Less bait, more elins.

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>>15913437
Spooky.

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>>15913453
Not going to ask you not to spam images. You know, because what good is that now? But can you at least post ones that haven't been posted a thousand times?

Also,
>Bait

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>>15913456
how spooky?

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>>15913445
>Shit taste detected. Opinion discarded.
You mean you wouldn't even want to wake up covered in goblins and their Hobgoblin leader? Soulless monster.

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>>15913460
>one image is spam
>still baiting

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>>15913445
>Height alone doesn't make a loli. You're bang on the head with LOOKS like a child. Birthing hips don't match
You're being way too accurate with a term that was never meant to be accurate. You are the only person I've ever seen think this way. Most of the time someone just needs to be short and whole fucking crowds of people are screaming "Loli!" over and over again. Any time KC makes a loli, everyone knows they are lolis regardless of how fuckhuge their hips are, and are very quick to praise/complain about it.

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>>15913462
All those fat Lich butts, squishy Jiangshi titties, and Wight hips causes men to lose their minds.

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>>15913468
I don't think KC has done anything Ellin tier. Even redcap, whilst still having wide hips, aren't THAT wide, and her thighs aren't especially thick.

>You're being way too accurate with a term that was never meant to be accurate.
The term is accurate. It's not vague like onee-san or anything which can be any body type. Not my problem if retards shout loli at everything that's just short.

>>15913466
Never said it was, friend, but you were clearly encouraging other anons to start posting images.

>>15913465
It would be cute, yeah sure. And the oppai will confuse my dick sure. But if we're talking sexual, I'd much rather wake up covered in ghouls.

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>>15913453

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>>15913483
>I don't think KC has done anything Ellin tier. Even redcap, whilst still having wide hips, aren't THAT wide, and her thighs aren't especially thick.
Devil.

Devils have gloriously wide hips and thick thighs.
Dat skindentation.

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>>15913483
See, it's not as though I particularly disagree with you or anything. But,
>Not my problem if retards shout loli at everything that's just short.
It is if it's the vast majority. Words are defined by people. It's why you can't really dance through a mall shouting "I'm so gay right now" just because someone said it means "happy". Or why 'coon is just a shortened version of Raccoon, but if you said it in front of a black guy you'd be waking up in a puddle of your own piss with a few less teeth. When I was into the whole Tera hype, it was universally accepted by everyone that Elin were "the loli race".

I am, however, interested to know where you got your definition of the word. If popular consensus isn't good enough.

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>>15913505
On one hand I see and agree. On the other, just look at the difference in proportion between devil profile pic and >>15913497

Like, devils still looks... loli-ish in the thighs/hip department. The elin in black here looks almost like the artist just spliced a kin onto the hips of an adult.

>>15913507
>It is if it's the vast majority
Yeah, fair enough.
>interested to know where you got your definition of the word.
From lolicon. Which is short for lolita complex, which is a term coined from a book about a literal pedophile.

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>>15913404
me.

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>>15913516
Language can be fascinating.

Lolita was originally a nickname in the book, with the word in it which could more closely be related to the modern meaning being "Nymphette".

And I have no idea how it came to be applied to fancy, quasi-gothic fashion.

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>>15913530
>Lolita was originally a nickname in the book
Yeah but if it was their dirty little pet name you can see how it would be championed by lolicons. Especially with how westaboo japan actually is.

>And I have no idea how it came to be applied to fancy, quasi-gothic fashion.
Yeah fuck knows how that got off the ground, though I can kind of see it seeing as how a large portion of the fashion is just victorian styled kids dresses that come in black.

Both lolicons and lolitafashion grew out of japan though so maybe there was just some sub-cultural cross contamination that led to a lending of words.

[Anonymous No.]

Found a dead rat today. Apparently the folk who try to poison people's dogs are at it again.
Tell your daughterus not to take candy from strangers, they might be paladins trying to purge.

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>>15913445
>photographers keep asking Ice Queen to smile for the camera
>it takes all of her energy to give a light smirk
>she does realize using all that energy froze the beach and water 2 miles out
>beach goers were giving funny looks to the photographers for wearing snowsuits and scarves
>they are not laughing now, mainly because they can't move any part of their body except their teeth chattering while frozen solid

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>>15913547
Doesn't realize*

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>>15913530
>I have no idea how it came to be applied to fancy, quasi-gothic fashion
Lolita fashion was originally made to look like something a child would wear. As in it usually has big poofy skirts and lots of lace. "Gothic Lolita" is just the slightly edgy version. I'm sure we all know how this became popular what with Japans bizarre obsession with 'gap-moe'.

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>>15913551
>Japans bizarre obsession with 'gap-moe'.
Now this is something I would like explained.

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>>15913558
I honestly get gap-moe. I frequently find myself thinking on how a particular such gap can be cute, interesting, and/or fascinating.

Yet whenever someone asks "the fuck's up with gap-moe?" I can never think of any pertinent examples. Let alone at 6am.

Maybe I should start writing them down as they occur to me...

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>You'll never catch an Elf in your yard one night
>Per your state's laws, stray Elves can be claimed by any citizen
>You'll never do just that and make her your new maid
>She'll never resist and be uncooperative at first
>You'll never rape the defiance out of her and leave her with permanent heart pupils

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>>15913567
Yes but an obsession with gap moe literally defeats the purpose. You only find a raiju scared of thunder to be gap moe because it is so unexpected. If you force gap-moe obsessively the way japan does, it becomes so common place that it just becomes moe.

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Left or right?

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>>15913582
Left. Forever and always 'til death do we not even part because death isn't enough.

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>>15913582
Right all the way.

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>>15913575
A cute girl that basically shits thunder being afraid of thunder will always be 'gap-moe'. Being popular doesn't really stop it from being so. The moe comes from a certain quality being contradictory to the character as a whole. Whether or not this quality is 'expected' is irrelevant.

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>>15913595
>will always be 'gap-moe'
>The moe comes from a certain quality being contradictory to the character as a whole.
You force something so hard and so often it will become an ingrained quality of the character. A character can contain two internally conflicting qualities, but it won't be gap moe anymore. Gap moe is exceptional
>Look look, there's this raiju that's actually scared of thunder!
>What? But they create thunder. that's different and kinda cute

>Look look, there's this raiju that's actually scared of thunder!
>Aren't they all?

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>>15913547
Even Yeti hugs cannot melt her majesty's ice

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>>15913545
Man, fuck people who do that.

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>>15913615
Do we have an autumn one?

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>>15913610
Being afraid of thunder is normal moe if you're 12 years old.
When it's an actual woman it's gap moe.

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>>15913628
How on earth can you possibly hate the GOAT season, unless you're Justin Hayward?

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>>15913584
>Wanting an inferior, second class dark scaled snake

Albinos and light scales are where it's at, the darker the scales the worse the snake is

And yes that means Apophises are trash

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>>15913628
>It's autumn
>stump man is buried in a pile of leaves
>wendigos happily playing in the leaves around him because they've never seen autumn before

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>>15913634
>When it's an actual woman it's gap moe.
Why? Because it's not normal. But if you force the gap moe of actual women being scared of thunder, to such a degree that it becomes normal, then it's just moe.

>>15913635
I don't hate GOAT season, I just wanted to see one with undead girls, and tried to think of which season would be best. My first bet was winter, which was already taken by yeti and yukionna because it's the season where everything is dead. But autumn is just as fitting as the season where everything dies.

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>>15913636
>spoiler
You and I are enemies now.

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>>15913641
Why waste animosity on a trashcan?

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>>15913610
>A character can contain two internally conflicting qualities
This isn't really about two conflicting qualities. This is about one quality conflicting with every other quality.

An example would be a very serious no-nonsense, martial law swordswoman kind of character. Everyone looks up to this character for being strict but fair and looking very dependable and boss-like. If, however, she were to be found rolling around on her bed with a teddy bear giggling like a schoolgirl: it would be hella contradictory and thus 'gap-moe'.

Your argument is that it would stop being gap-moe if everyone on the planet knew she rolled around with a teddy bear. I'm saying that's irrelevant since it's still something that is inconsistent with the rest of her character.

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>>15913647
Pharaoh pls go

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>>15913628
No, because it's the best season.
Instead of an a picture of an Anon who's suffering, it'd be a picture of an Anon having fun in a forest with a ryu, werewolf, and a horse-chestnut dryad.

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>>15913650
>Your argument is that it would stop being gap-moe if everyone on the planet knew she rolled around with a teddy bear.
No my argument is that it would stop being gap moe if every very serious no-nonsense, martial law swordswoman kind of character was found rolling around on her bed with a teddy bear giggling like a schoolgirl.

Every one knowing is just par the course because every very serious no-nonsense, martial law swordswoman kind of character does it.

See what I'm getting at?

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>>15913650
>>15913658
You're both right.

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>>15913636
You can take your hoity toity royal ass elsewhere. Dark scales? Light scales? Bitch she could have scales made of puke and I'd still be all over that fine ass.

I don't disagree with your admittedly shit opinion of Apophis, though.

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>>15913665
>That's bullshit but I believe it: The post

[Anonymous No.]

Luke Cage is a fun show, which girl would make the best blaxploitation super heroine?

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>>15913658
Oh, in that case I can definitely see where you're coming from. But like I said, the expectation isn't what's important. It's literally the 'gap' between one quality and the rest.

It's like 9 concentric circles with a single square inside. The square is 'gap-moe' not because it's unexpected, but because it "contradicts" all of the circles. There are a lot of problems with that analogy but hopefully you get what I mean.

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>>15912820
z-ton's design is still the best for White Horn-like girls.

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>>15913707
That looks gangly and uncomfortable when compared to >>15912575. That isn't the best at all. where's the ZR? Why does she have troll hands?

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>>15913713
It's because she's at least 7' tall

[Anonymous No.]

What's your waifu's favorite holiday, and how does she celebrate it?

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Tall, muscled, himedere werewolves.

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>>15913718
That doesn't answer any of my questions. Get out of here Z-ton. Go back to not drawing complete shit like NTR

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>>15913720
Tax Collection Day. She celebrates it by going to town and collecting her tribute from her subjects, then bathing in it back home, Scrooge McDuck style.

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>>15913720
It's a close tie between Merlinpeen and the Holiday of Mouth Pleasures.

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>>15913722
Are they queens/royalty for their respective tribes?

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>>15913636
Lamia rankings imho:

Basilisk > Medusa = Echidna > Shirohebi > Lamia > Steaming pile of shit > Apophis

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>>15913730
Yep.,
Fierce warrior princesses everyone of them.

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>>15913734
I want to be a human servant in a wolfu tribe.

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>>15913707
>that design
>best
Is this a joke? Even horse pussy is better

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>>15913720
Yule

She less "celerbrates" as she does observe it by the two of us going the extra mile for dinner and having a lengthier than usual session of lovemaking afterwards.

>>15913732
What did you do, type by reflection? You got that entirely backwards, friend.

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>>15913741
I'd be careful.
They'd expect you to be able to perfectly cook spiced meat and more than one may try to display dominance through physical means.

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>>15913732
>Basilisk

Such a great girl that gets no love

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>>15913732
Pretty bad, such taste shouldn't be allowed to exist.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh! The Grapesnake turned red, and is now dealing a little more damage while taking less!

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>>15913720
It's less of a holiday more of a monthly occurrence where she lives that at the end of every month. Perishables are cooked in giant cauldrons by human and ghoul chefs and individual bowls of broth are handed out to every one in the undead cities. It's not uncommon to see wights mingling with zombies in this manner, as anything warm is a high delicacy in the city. The richer and more powerful get to indulge as they wish, but for zombies living in slums, this monthly charity is one of the few times they get to enjoy something warm that isn't their husband.

Men can volunteer as cooks and get paid for the event while also getting to cook something special specifically for his wife.

It's a nice little event that gets rid of wasted produce because the dead don't eat often and food is expensive for every one but human boys, and it gets people in the streets and more importantly in the markets, where places like bakeries offer their fresh baked bread for cheap to compliment the soup and take advantage of the extra customers.

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>>15913745
No, I didn't type that by reflection. In my personal opinion the Basilisk, Echidna, and Medusa are top tier lamiae while the Apophis is Bob tier cuckold queen.

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>>15913759
is k i got yoshi

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>>15913720
Christmas. She wears some christmas lights on her horn and flies around giving some presents and self made charcoal for people. After she is done we have a big dinner and cuddle while watching some movies. Then we have insane happy and vanilla sex.

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>>15913766
>Bob
did nothing wrong.

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>>15913766
Fascinating. How can such a large mass of shit taste and faggot stay together for long enough to spill its diatribe over the internet? I mean not even bronies are this delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw a kindly monster girl will never overfeed you

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>>15912575
Are Bicorns perfect now?

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>>15913766
>Mentioning Bob
>cuckold queen
Get the fuck out fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913628
There's no Summer one.

Yet?

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>>15913787
Better, but the only way to truly make them perfect is to remove the cuck aspect and just make her hardcore corruption without cucking.

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>>15913787
>Literal cuckold queen with ''fuck me heels" instead of horsepussy

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>>15913764
Undead kingdoms sounds kinda comfy.

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>>15913792
There's a summer and a spring one.

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>>15913759
The EDF should be fine so long as the bugs don't go red.

Luckily we all know giant insects can't fly so we'll always have that advantage.

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>>15913787
This looks even worse desu

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>>15913804
What's Ee-dee-effu?

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>>15913799
Post the summer one, If you're so great!

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>>15913787
I never understood the appeal of Bicorn. I guess she is for forcing relationships with other girls that don't like you or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913792
>You will never be invited into the Maid Central training grounds to see how real maids are made
I need a maid.

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>>15913798
>Constant "stay inside" weather, if it isn't sleeting or snowing it's overcast
>Constant cold
>Nothing but excuses to snuggle around a cup of hot chocolate
>Ancient elven parks given over to an eternal winter to walk through
>Frozen ponds
The richer parts of my waifu's kingdom would be literal heavens to some one like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913778
>Did nothing wrong
Delusion: the post

>>15913812
Her appeal is for people who want a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

Werebears

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>>15913812
They are for building a harem

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>>15913812
Pretty much this. She brainwashes other girls, or "convinces" them to want to join your harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913821
But if a girl trully loves you she'll make you her husband either way. No need for Bicorn at all.

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>>15913825
But they don't brainwash anyone. They just make guy's spirit energy to be 10x more delicious. That's all

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen, I propose we find that ancient city, excavate those ruins, and make tons of money off the neat shit we find!

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>>15913834
It's KC's typical style of pandering. Just like how the Sabbath exists for people who're into lolicon, just like how the Siths exist for kemono lovers. Just like how Gnolls will eventually exist as a loophole for futanari loving faggots

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>>15913834
She doesn't truly love you, that's the point. cuckhorse is just there to fulfill her fetish of being cucked by helping you gather a harem of girls who aren't that into you, and wouldn't be without her magic

>>15913837
>but if there are any other women whom her husband desires, or vise-verse, she’ll train them into lascivious monsters that are appropriate partners for her and her husband, making them a member of the harem for the husband’s sake.

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>>15913840
Sounds like a trap. I'm in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913840
Hey, that's my fucking job more or less, don't do
labor intrusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913840
So, why cant we go straight to the x instead of following that sqiggly line? Is there a mountain range on that island or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913849
That way you get to do more adventuring

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>>15913845
Here there be snakes.

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>>15913840
Oh god it's my chance to find a shoggoth waifu, I've waited for this for so long Huh? Oh, yeah. I guess I have nothing better to do. I'll help your excavation, but I only want the money. It's not like I have any plans to do anything else.

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>>15913812
Bicorn is so appealing because you don't have to fuck her. She's a strong, powerful monster who you can just use as a sugar mumma who gets off on not being fucked. So you can just bang any one else, find an actual waifu and your bicorn will financially support you and enjoy doing it. And then once you've saved up enough of her money you can just leave with your actual waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913856
>Spoiler

I wonder if a Lilim would let you do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913866
Why not? Plenty of boys in the company after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913863
>Thinking a Bicorn would let you leave her
This is how yanderes are born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913843
What gnolls have to do with futas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913869
I just imagined a really conservative Lilim that wouldn't let chaos get any human boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913870
>Yandere bicorn
What's she going to do, kill the harem she built for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913874
Gnolls = Hyenas, spotted hyena females have clit-dicks. Now you know, and now you can never, ever talk about this again.

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>>15913812
>cockatrice will only accept a man who can catch her
>she starts running at the sight of you only for you to hop on your bicorn waifu's back
>she starts screaming in panic as you start catching up with alarming speed
>as soon as she's caught she starts pouting
>she pouts even more when she realises you have a medallion from the item shop that prevents petrifaction
Having a bicorn on your side has its perks.

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>>15913876
That's true. Yandere bicorns would probably just stalk you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913880
What are you talking about? There is no gnolls in MGE

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>>15913891
I never said there were.

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>>15913863
I'm pretty sure you have to bang the Bi-Corn anon.

By pretty sure I mean about 100%.

I mean you'd have to bang the Unicorn to make her into one anyway so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913300
Fumio did, but they aren't particularly massive.

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>>15913894
You could bang a girl, creampie her, let the cum flow out of her pussy and into a bowl and have the Unicorn drink it. No need for fucking the horse pussy but I don't know why would you do all this nasty stuff.

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>>15913894
Assuming you're just meeting her, and not turning a unicorn into a bicorn, just smile at her and say that you want your first time with her to be a threesome, as a taste of the harem to come. And when she says yes, start with fucking the other girl, and when the bicorn begs to join in just laugh and say a cuck like her would have a better time watching from the sidelines. Being a cuck, she'll behave herself and do exactly that, and get off on doing it too.

But if you're turning a unicorn into a bihorn, you're already fucking horsepussy, so harem is probably a step backwards in terms of degeneracy so it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913898
They are a lot bigger proportionately compared to the other pic. There are quite big actually, considering the rest of her.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl is best for loving domination?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913932
As the dom or as the sub? Dark Elves make the best doms, it's their culture. Kobolds are natural subs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913876
>>15913888
>Run from Bicorn and your harem in the middle of the night, have a stroke of conscience and decide this isn't the life for you
>Spend at least a few weeks in a distant city, fucking a few human and monster women in drunken stupors
>Come back to the Inn one night, the door's ajar
>Knock the door open, nothing's behind it or inside the room.
>That's when you feel the pressure of a knife on your back, the Elf with her black tattoo on her forehead urging you forward. When she puts you on the bed you can hear the noise of a platitude of feet and even the sound of hooves on wood.
>Bicorn enters the room, flanked by the other three women of your original harem, excluding the Elf.
>The young ladies' you'd made a conquest of have similar tattoos now, and she just smiles at you
"I can see it in your eyes. 'How did she know I was here?', 'I thought my escape was perfect!'"
"It's simple, my love. You left yourself ALL over this squalid little city, and made a few acquisitions, I see."
>She molests the dainty Dark Elf you'd screwed in your time away from her and smiles
"You always did have a thing for knife ears. But tell me, was it worth it, making me worry?"
>Croak out at her that if she's going to kill you to be done with it. She turns to the other girls in the harem and laughs, soon joined by the others.
"Oh no no no no. I'm not here to kill you! I'm here to make you understand that we're here to serve you!"
"But... if you won't love us peacefully, then I suppose there's just one thing left to do."
>All the women are getting undressed now, fidgeting and groping themselves as the Bicorn licks her lips
"We're just going to have to RAPE IT INTO YOU."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15912705
I wish I got reviews.
Then again I MIGHT have, but just missed the guy....

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913898
>they aren't particularly massive

Get some glasses Ed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2n7amEz7OU&t=8m38s

>>15913903
>>15913909
I never knew such degenerates existed on our board.

Evil, evil, degenerates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913936
Dark Elves are hard doms though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913952
They're not if you don't want them to be. The sub has the power you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913628
No. Latenight needs to do it.
It should either be him under a pile of leaves, or relaxing next to a pond fishing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913957
>The sub has the power you know
The fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913947
>No Kanker sisters as MGs

I never knew I wanted it until now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913961
>I don't know BDSM works
That's okay anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913961
The sub in a BDSM relationship actually has more power over the pace of things than the dominant does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913943
Why would you leave your harem? You just take your harem and leave the bicorn when you decide you've had enough of you. What's she going to do, raise a new harem and come after you?

Harem wars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913969
Not him, but how so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913840
But my donut steelim is already doing that on the continent of "Not Australia" and in the ruins of "Not Plansect after being visited by the Good Hunter with a thousand molotovs".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913980
Tell me more, this seems relevant to my interests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913880
They also give birth to dead babies at first, due to their vaginal psuedo dick anatomy killing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913970
You need the Bi-Corn's magic to keep everyone happy and the Bi-Corn needs to get banged in order to keep the magic going.

She's the Harem gatekeeper, either you're banging the horse pussy to have other girls too or you're only going to have one girl.

Haremfags have to make sacrifices you know, it ain't all sunshine and rainbows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913946
If you write a new story I'll review it, maybe some other anon will too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913974
The submissive, while often times seen as the inferior sexual partner is actually the one who controls the BDSM scenario. Communication with the dominant is one of the most important parts of it, and the sub often times determines when the activity stops through safe words and other stuff like red light-green light.

So while you may think that being the husband to a Dark Elf makes you a pussy you essentially hold all the cards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913970
>That moment when your Harem gets out of control
>Factions inside of it start forming and go unruly
>yfw flat chest vs big boobs
>The ara aras assert passive dominance against the shy faction
>Dom faction proclaims openly that their are the sole owners of your love all the while the sub faction tries to go under the radar
>All is chaos and there are catfights everywhere
>All the while you wonder who half of those girls are, your Harem wasn't even THAT big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913991
>You need the Bi-Corn's magic to keep everyone happy

This is what I don't like about bicorn harem. No one really likes you, they are just mindless sluts lusting after your dick because of the Corn magic. Sure, it's all good if you're into sluts, but I would rather have two or three girls that genuinely love than 10 bitches that are brainwashed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913991
>You need the Bi-Corn's magic to keep everyone happy
No, you just need it to get every one together. Your dick and SE does the rest. The magic that brought them to you can wear off, but their body and soul is already bound to your essence. You don't have to bang it at all, just get it to gather some girls and let your dick do the rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913998
>It's all about consent
You realize that a dark elf has no safe word, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914017
Says who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913985
Well, on the continent of "Bullshit JRPG bosses as random encounters", which has the place holder name of "Australia", there are ruins of old as fuck places around the top. One of those ruins is inhabited by a shitton of bug and plant type monstergrills, with some of the Dryads there showing signs of petrification due to living an exceedingly long time. The ruins themselves look as though they used to be a grand village of vast size and population, but was burned down at some point.
If you ask the nomadic tribe of Kitsune who live on the landmass and constantly roam it, they might impart old tales of a lone man losing his sanity upon seeing so many bugs and burning everything to the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914017
>I still don't know shit about BDSM: The Post

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914020
And would you happen to have any such tales written down anywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913995
>new story
Whelp, guess that will have to wait 1-7~ years for thst then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914031
It's dangerous to go alone, can I have that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914035
Back off pal, she's my eggfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914028
Nope.
I could if I wanted to write other things though while taking a break from the main thing I have been doing.

Nomadic Kitsune caught your attention, didn't it? Imagining mofu traversing a continent from hell that is 1/3 snow, 1/3 jungle, and 1/3 molten shithole must have that effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914044
Leggo my eggo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914045
The whole continent sounds like it's mean for comfy roaming, but the Mofu Movers are not losing it any points.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dragon comes up to you with filigree of gold iinlaid into her horns with intricate patterns
>Demands you feel her womanly beauty and to caress them, since she cleaned them just for [YOU]
>HFW you call her weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914019
>>15914022
>Rape isn't actually rape, its rough consensual sex with safewords
newfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914053
She should be the one calling you weird. Who the fuck wouldn't want to rub a dragon's horns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914055
Except you're just strawmanning at this point. Dark Elves, while capable of rape, still won't want to accidentally hurt you during bondage sex. Which can still happen even if she's very experienced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914031
You probably didn't find your writing style yet
Either that or you're too goal oriented

Try to identify what you enjoy the most in writing and focus on that

Now go and write a story about a Wurm who got pregnant after raping a man and goes searching for him in the hopes that she finds him before her egg hatches

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914061
>Dark Elf
>Not knowing your limits better than you do
>Not keeping you teetering on the edge, where you feel you should say something, but don't want the pleasure to stop
>Not finally speaking up and having her laugh in your face and tell you "slaves don't get to say 'when'"
>Not having her break your min with blissful ecstasy


>b-buh muh bdsm culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914050
>comfy roaming
It's meant to be "FUCK YOU" the continent. Everything there is strong enough to blow away a Baphomet with a sneeze, and that includes the Kitsune even if they avoid combat by either running or blending into snowy areas.
On the southern end of the continent are countless decaying ships belonging to numerous adventurers, Order Paladins, and explorers. Only a small handful ever made it past the beach without being turned to stone or being chased by Hydra. The few who did make it, legendary heroes and a few unlucky bums, faced even harsher trials. Out of the millions that went there, only 2 have returned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914070
Ah, so it's your average island on the Grand Line, only it's a continent.
I will master it through the power of training montages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914072
It is also considered a holy land for both man and monster, due to it being where the first humans and monsters lived a little before the first DL decided to war against mankind.
So paladins have a reason for trying to go their, but most who went there did so for the loot of dead heroes from the past.
The dead lancer isn't going to need his extending lance, and neither will the knight with the ornate gold and blue greatsword.

[Anonymous No.]

Do we have a backup plan, where do we go if numoot kills the site with his scams?

I haven't been to any other chans in forever, which one can we go to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914066
Probably.

>what I enjoy most
World building, item creation, and simple jests or jokes.

I have to write about a bum going into a drinking contest against an Oni, and still need an image for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913943
>RAPE IT INTO YOU.
[Ennio Morricone intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914091
If it dies we need somewhere that can accept a single thread, /monster/ is too spread out and not as comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914091
I dunno. Maybe I'll just wander the Earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914100
There's /jp/ spin-offs like gnfos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914053
>since she cleaned them just for [YOU]
What does Fallen Brides main character have to do with this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914117
Fallen Brides' main character is「YOU」, not [YOU]. Very different people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914091
Yes, tumblr

[Anonymous No.]

Soon the time will come, Scaly. Soon we will rise up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914135
10/10 joge

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913943
Boner no, this is not the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8fWUUXeKM

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914114
>/jp/ spin-offs
Probably full of people who hate us

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914138
Don't Pharaoh-chan! It's a trap!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914093
>World building, item creation
That's hard to fit in a short story, you should consider to do a long running series or a bunch of short stories all in the same setting with maybe some very loose ties

>still need an image for her.
There are plenty of Oni out there to draw inspiration from, just find the kanji for oni and search for that on pixiv

[Anonymous No.]

How do you like your undeads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914173
Alive and healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914173
Haughty, dominant and ara ara

[Anonymous No.]

Survival of the Fittest

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914173

like my scotch

cold and stiffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914185
>stiff
You degenerate! Warm cuddles are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914173
Ancient and experienced

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914173
With a purpose so they don't go hollow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914171
I am doing a long story.
Shit, it will probably be Moose-saga tier long, and that's not including side stories of characters besides the main cast, like a wimpy nerd and his mummy maido, or a Yuki, Yeti, and Wendigo playing with a 9-13 foot tall knight's cape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914173
Preferably not undead, but if I didn't have a choice in the matter, then >>15914183

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914173
Thick, milky, and room temperature.

[Anonymous No.]

Do we have any Canterbury Tales -type stories with people just chillin' and telling each other stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914173
Creepy and corpse-like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914223
Stiches as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914173
Royal and haughty.
Also cute and cuddly.
I want a cuddlepile with every undead monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914214
Not as far as I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914184
Seeing setz draw characters from what is essentially porn was pretty surprising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914233
Someone ought to do something about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914173
I want to be able to hold a proper conversation. That's my main issue with zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914231
Maybe. I just want to to be something other then pale human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914244
There's not much beyond being pale for them, sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what a monster haunted house would be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914243
But you can do so with undead.
They just keep mentioning eating brains every so often, but that's normal for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914237
Not the first time he's done it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914138
>Rise Up

Pharoah is already at the top.

Grapist is the one who has to work for anything.

Pharoah probably sits up in her Palace looking over her shota harem all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914250
Like bags of Wurmlings in an ice cream truck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914250
A place filled with spooky moans and creaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914250
I want to come in that house during the day when all the spookies are resting and unprepared to scare

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914258
>bags of Wurmlings
What an odd image this conjures up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914258
You....You put them were?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914256
>top
Yep, top of the shitty waifu list alright. Grapist having to work for things makes her more endearing and relatable, compared to the not!Reimu Pharaoh who is a lazy piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914237
He draws pseudo cartoonish lewd subject matter all the time. Like that /v/ monster girl game

He says MGE designs are very complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914250
lewd and spooky.
There's no escape and all the corridors lead to a room with a Wight and her servants waiting for you on a large comfy bed.
And her Shoggoth maid just closed the doors on you and got rid of the doorknob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914250
Not spooky at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914266
All those little Wurms bursting forth from the bags as the driver is driving. He won't know it's too late until they eat all the ice cream and swarm him, causing a crash against another ice cream truck/van.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914276
And that's how he became a clown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914256
>>15914268
Why would you respond to yourself?
And Pharaoh/[You]/Apophis is the best possible outcome if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914253
But aren't zombies as smart as slimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914282
What?

[Anonymous No.]

What if I like Zombies more than Wights, would she just change into a smart zombie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914283
A little smarter, but not by much.
And now you're imagining a Zombie that's become a Wight being able to express her love for you with words other than "Warm" for the first time and starting to tear up.
You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914288
The power of love would keep her from transforming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914281
No, that's how he became the legal guardian of 90 Wurms and getting the attention of a Lich who sold ice cream to pay for her research materials and test new potions through them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914286
I don't know what question you're asking so I'll answer both of them.
1. Both the posts I responded to were basically saying the same thing twice, so it seemed like samefagging.

2. Marrying both the Pharaoh and the Apophis to end their rivalry through the power of love and the dick is the best possible outcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914195
>mummy maido
Nice, mummies could use some love

>Wendigo playing with a 9-13 foot tall knight's cape.
>"Mister knight, does your wife live in your cape?"
>Knight tells her he doesn't have a wife
>She gets inside the cape
>"I'm your wife now!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914299
And then the cape turns white, prehensile, and the inside layer becomes a portal to a secret pocket dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914290
Would 'warm' still be used by her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914290
>Zombie becomes a Wight
>Await her first word besides "waaaaaarm"
>Her faces blushes as she hugs you in a bear hug, her undead strength crushing you in a forceful but caring and loving way
>She rubs het face against your chest and says her first word as a Wight
>"Cookie"
>God damn Wurm-Wights...
>Pat her on the head anyway
>That Lich should help with her lack of brains

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914290
But wouldn't the progression be zombie>>ghoul>>wight? That's cute, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914288
I wonder how long a wight could go without you figuring out that she transformed, just so she could keep getting all those warm cuddles that she thinks she will get less of after you figure out she is a wight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914316
The evolution has no middle tier so far. ghoul stands alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914316
But what comes after Wight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914328
A deity of some kind. I know a Lich becomes a Demi-Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914316
Ghoul has nothing to do with them

[Anonymous No.]

So why don't skeletons have a second form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914299
She's also 100% brainless, but she goes from saying her name to third person speech after some interactions. She goes full on Dio Brando though after that.

The Wendigo is more extremely timid, and hides under his cape because she's afraid of his friend and her smile. Also, it's warm as fuck, since it is made from Yeti fur.
>how inhumane!
It was donated. Yeti give it away all the time to help those who look cold and can't recieve hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914066
>Try to identify what you enjoy the most in writing and focus on that
Is it wrong I have a proclivity towards fearboners and David Cronenberg tier body horror when it comes to abominations?

That is, if I ever get the stones to write again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914327
>>15914334
Ghouls become Alghouls, or so Witcher has taught me. They're slightly bigger and have cool spines growing out of them.
>>15914337
Skeletons band together rather than evolving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914337
They become wheel skeletons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914341
>Ghouls become Alghouls,
I don't really want my ghoul to start harping on about climate change

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914332
Demi Liches would basically be floating skulls or any other bone with magic power that would intimidate a Lilim.
Arch-Liches are full blown gods and have grown out of the need for a physical anchor, meaning there's no soul gem to destroy for an easy win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914341
>>15914342
>Skeletons band together rather than evolving.
I want to fuck a wheel skeleton

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914343
But climate change is super cereal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914337
They do in my headcanon. they become fused with power and become fire skeletons and ice skeletons and dark skeletons and greater skeletons that can raise lesser skeletons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914345
>there's no soul gem to destroy
Holy shit how do you even fight that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914352
with dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914352
You don't. You pat it's head and tell it you love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914356
>>15914357
Ah. The metaphysical power of the D can overcome the greatest magicks.

[Anonymous No.]

What does the Order do for halloween

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914250
It'd be its own Undead Kingdom from the inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914352
You don't.
You try to get on its good side and hope it doesn't send you through various hells on a whim.

That or offer them their favorite pudding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914364
False flag Ops

Either that, or their own take on those church-run haunted mazes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914366
Who is queen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914352
Find something which can destroy a soul, point the two at each other, and pray you don't get caught in the crossfire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914337
It'd be nice if there were MGE Skellingtons with the variety Skeletons from the Castlevania series have.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to dick a skeleton

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914372
I imagine that most Undead Kingdoms wouldn't have actual monarchies, though there would be your standard Wight and Vampire nobles that would have involvement in their respective Undead Kingdoms operations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914386

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914391
What about a zombie peasant rebellion so we can have the undead french revolution

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914374
Assuming it doesn't just come back after a bit on its own. At leadt Demi-Liches can be fucked with through the Shatter spell, which bypasses their spell immunity and knocks out their soul jims.

Also, another Lich type:
>Dry Lich
>Basically a mummy lich, and the ultimate result of the "walker in the waste" prestige class. Can't be good aligned, but doesn't have to be evil aligned either. They also get some cute Con-draining and desiccating attacks liches don't, and five phylacteries in the form of canoptic jars containing their organs, all on top of getting the template for free as part of their advancement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914393
Undead Kingdom peasants and their husbands wouldn't be treated poorly at all for that to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914338
>She's also 100% brainless, but she goes from saying her name to third person speech after some interactions. She goes full on Dio Brando though after that.
You got me curious now, can't wait to read what that's all about

Hope you add some mystery to that Wendigo, maybe even keep her ability to make people go insane from one look but have some unknown thing keep that ability in check
It could be the knights presence, the fact that she's too young (and thus she's a ticking time bomb), or anything really

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914393
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914393
Off with her head doesn't work when the skeleton can just put it back on

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914395
>and the ultimate result of the "walker in the waste" prestige class. Can't be good aligned, but doesn't have to be evil aligned either

I don't play D&D. Explain this in a way a human being can understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914338
>>15914399
>She's also 100% brainless, but she goes from saying her name to third person speech after some interactions. She goes full on Dio Brando though after that.

Undead Lawnmower Man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914313
On occasion it'll slip out.

[Anonymous No.]

So now that we are in spooktober and scary waifus are the norm what about regular monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914393
Wightpoleon when

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914408
They dress up as spooky monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914407
Is that when she gets embarrassed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914399
She also has her hand sliced off by MC, gets it sewn back on by him shortly after, shows she REALLY likes hugging people and being close, and decks an Anubis after MC gets defeated through a swift strike to the balls from a staff.
She is the nerdy guy's new assistant, though, since his last one was dragged through the sands by Khepri.

She is too young for the full effect of the insanity beam, but the knight and blood knight aren't affected for different reasons.
The Yeti also likes sitting on the knight's shoulders and patting his helmet like bongos, while the Yuki Onna tries to act mature due to being the oldest of the trio but still has moments of childishness.
All of them see the female bloodknight as a sadistic big sister, and the regular giant knight as a gentle big brother for the most part. You know there's something deeper in their affection, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914404
A perk that changes as you progress, or something.
You choose it, and you become a Mummy Lich if you progress enough to do so without killing That Guy in the process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914415
Like you wouldn't believe.
She'll shove your face between her tits to get you to stop grinning if she sees you do that.

[Anonymous No.]

The Mistress of Kung Fu is in town! You'll get mad street-cred if you beat her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914340
Absolutely nothing wrong, we need more fearboners

But isn't there already a writefag who's specialized in abominations?

>>15914418
Looks like you've got something huge going on, might be the first long story I'll read

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914430
Li Shuwen was harder than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914430
but i don't fight, can i challenge her to a board game

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914439
That'll be go, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914340
Not only is it not wrong, it's something I'd love to see, considering how monotone the thread normally is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914430
I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.]

Far over the misty mountains cold
To dungeons deep and caverns old
We must away ere break of day
To seek the pale enchanted gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914446
Fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914446
Think up a poem about dwarves with ryhmes for "walking condom" and "leg dangling standing sex".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914433
Yes. It will be long.

The huge guy is also roughly 60/70-80, but that doesn't stop him from cleaving man and horse in two while wearing extremely heavy armor.
He also is basically a sentry meant to guard the entrance to the city he works for. He works alone, but the fact that not a single soldier invaded or stepped one foot through the gate he is stationed at during the previous wars that happened says a lot about him. The kingdom he's at is pretty anti monster, but he is very friendly towards them despite that. The female BK is also friendly towards them, seeing them as potential fun when they grow bigger and stronger.

Overall, I like the frozen lands part a lot. Two of the main cast's party members will end up as comical blocks of ice as they make their way to the kingdom, tough. Also thought about an undead kingdom, but I need to work on its location and such. There is little on my world map for them to be placed at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914446
This is the best song fantasy has ever produced. Wish we had proper Dwarves though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914471
Nope. Slutty toddlers for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914446
I want to tickle her midriff with a feather, not even in a sexual way but that outfit is just asking to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

monstergirl when

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914495
Haaaahhn~?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914495
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914495
A few dragonfly girl pictures already exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914498
Why is there exoskeleton on her face? Also, shouldn't she have a tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914495
I don't know how I feel about dragonfly girls. It's a cute creepy bug after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914510
Why is there exoskeleton on her face?

Rare, osteoporosis-like mutation which causes abnormal exoskeleton growth.
Miia also has a variant of it that causes her scales to grow along her jawline, but both her and that dragonfly have extremely mild versions of the mutation.
Some girls aren't as lucky, though, and fatal symtoms from severe mutation aren't unheard of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914510
Have a tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914525
So you're saying she better check her exoskeleton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914528
The fuck is that on her tail? Better not be what I think it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914537
Looks like a pincer to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914540
Further up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914540
I think he's talking about the "Y" thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914541
>>15914543
Oh, that. Probably where poop comes out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914544
REEE

[Anonymous No.]

http://ecchi.iwara.tv/videos/o9erjt02qsqwv1e9
Nubile Anubis Idols
Would support her in her attempt at a coup

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>>15914546
Power corrupts. I'd rather she stays pure.

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>>15914537
>>15914541
>>15914543
>Dragonfly cloaca

The picture just went from a 8/10 to a 8.5/10.
Might have to subtract points for the pincers, and failure on the artist's part to recognise dragonfly sexual organs. That's just basic, after all.

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>>15914550
>cloaca
>good

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>>15914553
Yeh.

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>>15914546
But pharaoh and anubis are close friends. Why would she stage a coup?

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>>15914546
>help her in a coup attempt
>successfully get her on the throne
>use her love for you and your dick to be the real leader from behind the scenes
The perfect plan.

That video is great too, lewd MMD dances have always been how I imagine monster girl music videos being like.

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>>15914523
They're cute

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For some reason I'm imagining a Sphinx and a Pharaoh roping an Anubis into helping them give a lapdance to some poor slave who's tied to the Pharaoh's throne.
It gets lewd.

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>>15914577
Describe this act, in detail.

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>>15914577
Would the Anubis be shy and unsure of her movements? I serious type like her would probably be flustered by such a thing.

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>>15914577
Anubis is a pure girl and would never perform such an outrageous act unless the pharaoh "asked" her to really nicely.

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>>15914320
>lately her movements have gotten extremely dextrous from what they used to be, her skin has become completely flawless and white, her eyes are red now and you think they glow a bit
>it's probably nothing

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>>15914569
>find the NEET-Noob princess a husbando
>let them NEET it up together
>rule in secret
Tanuki Vizier pls go.

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>>15914580
Well first the Pharaoh and the Sphinx oil strip the protesting Anubis and oil her up since they're already naked and oiled up.
Then the Pharaoh goes first to demonstrate, she's confident and seductive in her movements. Then the Sphinx takes her turn, and her movements are much more up close and aggressive. The Anubis takes her turn since she's caught up in the moment, but her movements are shy and awkward, though very cute too.
And then the Pharaoh notices a bulge in the slave's pants, yanks them down with the Sphinx's help and grabs the Anubis' head while telling her that the poor slave has something he needs help with before forcing his dick into the Anubis' mouth.
That slave is going to spend all night being raped by the Pharaoh and her retainers and wake up in a bed with silken sheets and three very content desert beauties clinging to him.

>>15914583
Yes.

>>15914588
Hence the Pharaoh and Sphinx roping her into it.

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>>15914613
I want a mean Anubis to take her frustration on me by biting my dick!

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>>15914619
She might try, but the sensation of dick in her mouth will make her instinctively suck!

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>>15914613
If I remembered correctly, a pharaoh can command a guy's dick to be erect again even right after ejaculating.

It's gonna be a long night for the slave

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>>15914619
>Angry Anubis using your head as chewing gum while she works at her desk
You'd need to have a long dick to not be in the way, though.

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>>15914619
I'm too far gone. The idea of an anubis biting my dick appeals to me. Not painfully biting, obviously.
But looking up into my eyes while keeping my dick perched carefully between her teeth, those canine fangs just framing the head.

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>>15914467
Also, while looking up fighting style for two handed longswords, I began thinking:
Do Lizards and Salamanders bother with learning from schools to fight, or do they just wing it? Can a young and naive Lizard be tricked by a shady Tannuki into thinking Zipangu fighting techniques and kutahnhas are unbeatable?

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>>15914626
Or, she can use it as a stress ball. That way, length doesn't need to be an issue.

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>>15914623
A long, long pleasurable night.
Enough so that he'll even wonder if it was a bad thing being sold into slavery to pay off that Tanuki he owed money to.
Especially when he ends up the royal husband.

[Anonymous No.]

someone here having the comparison picture that explains the different "tiers" of monstergirls from cosplaytier to full on monster (pic related i only got this one)

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>>15914636
Both those pictures suffer from the thing that tiered things normally do, in that they're trying to establish a standard for something which specifically isn't meant to have a standard, and there's too big a jump between stages.

[Anonymous No.]

How much would it cost for you to dance like a good boyim anon?

Be honest.

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>>15912586
>>15912705
https://www.literotica.com/s/how-to-make-characters-talk
Say what you will about literotica as a whole but this definitely helps when it comes to making characters not sound like Albert Wesker in the '96 version of Resident Evil.

>>15914433
Harblador is the only writer of abominations I can think of, unless there's another person that's done it, if that's what you meant.

>>15914444
Well see part of the problem is that alot of times when I draw inspiration for abominations/weird shit it's usually based on stuff like The Xenomorph's phryngael jaw being used like a muscled piston to fellate you, or The Thing constantly shifting its/her bio-mass to extract the most pleasure and fear out of her mate while not assimilating him.

We're talking about her face splitting open in a nest of tentacles surrounding a fleshy ring around a hole into what'd be her head that closes tight around him and uses internal pressure and suction to get him off. All while new arms and legs and such sprout from the body and form so she can fuck him in the most alien/bestial ways possible.

May or may not include parts of her body separating from the main mass like her forearms turning into centipede-like creatures and suckling his nipples or balls while she takes 'communion' with him.

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>>15914649
I'm not worth much.

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>>15914655
I fail to see how any of that is a problem.

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>>15914643
yeah but they still help explaining the concept to someone that is REALLY REALLY REALLYYYY dense

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>>15914649
I'm pretty shitty at dancing, but I could play her a song for a few bucks.

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>>15914649
You know, whatever happened to a proper courtship? I wanna see scenarios with monstergirls asking parents permission to date their son, agreeing to have them home by dark, and modestly agreeing to no penetration until marriage. In MGC, it would be a very rare and valueable thing indeed to meet a girl with those kind of morals. You know, without being like a unicorn or something.

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>>15914649
Dance how?

Because a dance with her could be done for free if I know her

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>>15914665
well it looks like a strip pole in that last part of the image, so it should be obvious.

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>>15914649
Not much really

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>>15914623
A pharaoh can basically command anything to do anything, within reason.

>Penis, become erect.
>Pussy, get wet.
>Sphinx, flap your arms and cluck like a chicken.
>Anubis, masturbate using your tail.
>Snake, get me a lemonade.
>Anon, oil up and massage my feet using your feet.

It's pretty standard stuff.

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>>15914673
That last one seems too silly and impractical to even be a fetish. Why not order him through chiropractor training instead?

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>>15914659
https://youtu.be/3aUOYohK38c?t=55
Because reasons.

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>>15914668
I can't and don't dance like that, I'm afraid she'll need to look elsewhere

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>>15914673
Can she order my waifu to become real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914686
>within reason

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>>15914686
she won't. why the fuck should a pharoh care about your wants?

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>>15914695
I'll give her an slave Apophis if she does that.

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>>15914707
But what if she wants to be your waifu?

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>>15914659
>He doesn't see a problem with /d/ level fetishism

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>>15914709
I would be flattered, but she would have to talk with my waifu about that.

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>>15914376
Kicker Skeleton girl when?

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>>15914713
Do it without a shit reaction image next time and people might even start to think about taking you seriously.
Anyway, Harb does great abomiation stories too. Moan all you like, it's not going anywhere.

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>>15914728
After kungfu maidos.

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>>15914695
Pharaohs are kind.

>>15914723
She can talk into a mirror until you're happy with the result.

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>>15912534
Dressing up as a giant centipede Zoid. EZ-501 FUSILLADE.

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>>15914649
No amount of money could make me dance shittily for some one I want to spite. If he asked nicely and cajoled me into it though, I dunno. I'd make an idiot of myself for $20.

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>>15912537
Wait shouldn't she have longer legs and a spikier carapace if she's a native of colder waters?

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>>15914740
>he
Hello, Alp.

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>>15914737
Girls like that have a weak point in my heart, but I don't know about having her as a wife.

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>>15914734
>How dare you use images on an imageboard! You swine!

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>>15914745
That would be less cute.

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>>15914757
>757 ▶
>>>15914737
>Girls like that have a weak point in my heart, but I don't know about having her as a wife.
Not even if she gave you the puppy dog eyes and a quivering lip?

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>>15914766
Not that guy but stuff like that only works on me if its a loli, an oppai loli, or a shortstack

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>>15914773
Mayadere shortstack?

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>>15914766
Maybe if she looked at me sleepy eyes and kissed me she would be able to secure a spot. But that wouldn't happen, right?

>>15914773
I agree.

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>>15914777
Can she fight against the ultimate of anti-shorty attacks?
picking her up

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>>15914784
She can cast Ultima in your face, if that's what you mean.
Don't underestimate the shortstack Lich.

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>>15914773
You act like shortstack Pharaohs can't be a thing.

>>15914780
She would if she thought it could make you love her like she loves you.

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>>15913635
>Goat

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>>15914805
That's a very lewd goat. Can I hug her?

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>>15914760
How new are you to these threads?

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>>15914808
Yes but be gentle, compliment her horns

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>>15914794
The only way or me to fall in love with another girl is if she somehow invades my little setting and dreams. But hey, hugs and nuzzles are free.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it just me or has there been a noticeable influx of newfags recently?

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>>15914734
It doesn't change the fact that it's borderline, if not /d/ material. Especially considering the Xenomorph's pharyngael jaw/tongue is a vagina dentata attached to a penis if the sexual imagery is to be believed. You're literally saying you don't have a problem with toothy vagina on a shaft, Anon. Don't be TFT tier of shit.

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>>15914679
It's not a fetish thing, she just wants to try it for fun.
The fetish stuff comes when she makes you use your hands and mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914817
Would she be okay if I stroked them?

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>>15914820
There's always newfags. The major recent change now is that people aren't allowed to explain thread etiquette.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914810
>N-newfag!
A common but reliable move. And that might've worked, if not for the fact that the image limit no longer matters the way it used to in these threads.

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>>15914829
So you're just being an ass, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914790
Then I just need to stop her from using the verbal portion of the spell


>>15914794
But would a shortstack pharaoh give up her pride that easily ?

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>>15914822
I'll say this anon. You're half right. It's one of those kind of things that's fine in stories that people can decide to read or not to, like Harb's stuff. Filling the thread with it on the other hand, not the best idea.

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>>15914829
Yeah, thought so.
>if not for the fact that the image limit no longer matters the way it used to in these threads.
And you admit to being the cancer too. Had me going there.

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>>15914826
Make sure to ask if you can touch them, also by know the other Goat Priestesses will be in line to be next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914838
A shortstack Pharaoh would do anything to get a husband she cared for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914829
>the image limit no longer matters the way it used to in these threads
Fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>Vhere are your papers? Vhat is your name?
>Ah, I see. Everything seems in order. Married, are you? Making many strong hundchen, ja?
>Make your way home quickly and continue with your work, mein freund. Be on your way and make with pleasurable times with your ehefrau.
>Heil wan!

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>>15914822
Borderline is my kind of line, right after the red kind.

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>>15914840
Great argument you got there.
>>15914844
This one is even better.

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>>15914838
She has instant casting rings. You need to cast Silence on her before battle even starts.

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>>15914843
I dunno, it may not reflect well if she's getting headpats and others see such a thing

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>>15914853
Then I just need to pin her down as well so she can't activate them

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>>15914849
Why are you posting this here too? It's not like it'll help her into the event or make her game get translated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914846
H-Heil wan!

Danke Frau Wolfenheimer!

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>>15914841
Will I have to stroke all of their horns after that? Yes please.
I would be more than happy to work at a temple with all the goats. And give the Priestesses surprise hugs.

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>>15914854
I mean, if she's sitting on her husband's lap no-one's going to dare imply she's less of a ruler for it.
And if the Apophis tries to use that against her the Pharaoh can just point out that she's just jealous and alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>just read the latest Lanternon chapter
Nice work, man. I liked the explanation of the Ryan devices. I also agree with the anons last thread saying they're glad the monsters lost in this setting. Their attitudes towards rape and kidnapping are really messed up in this case, I'm surprised his holy justice sword or whatever doesn't activate more often.

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>>15914846
Fuck off with your /pol/ waifu Bollocks

>>15914839
>That's fine in stories that people can decide to read to or not
>When barely any of the authors in thread actually state what's in their story and instead go "tee hee! I did something!"

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>>15914855
Because it is a nice image

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anything better than brown girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914820
With all the /d/ faggotry that popped up in yesterdays thread I'd say yes.

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>>15914864
That's a different problem of writefags being retarded about posting a summary or preview. That needs to be fixed too.

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>>15914870
Don't know about the others, but I've always been here.

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>>15914860
But what if it's while standing and she has a blissful look on her face while it happens?

What if apophis makes a potion so that she too is a shortstack?

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>>15914869
Brown girls with green eyes. Or purple eyes.

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>>15914846
Why are german accents so sexy?
>>15914864
>Fuck off with your /pol/ waifu Bollocks
Anon please, there's more than one person who likes those uniforms and the accent. It doesn't even have to be anything to do with what the nazis stood for but there's always one guy who gets anal pained every time.

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>>15914873
>That needs to be fixed too.
Not really. If you aren't a newfag, you know what to expect from who.

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>>15914877
>Pharaoh milk turns girls busty and brown
>Shortstack apophis venom turns girls into shortstacks

I like to think this is all part of some chemical arms race between the pharaohs and apophi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914877
Still going to elicit envy for being able to get headpats at all times.
Then you'd get both of them vying for headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914880
It's because every time that image gets posted 99.9% of the time it's by the same faggot pushing his failed idea of a story and waifu

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>>15914861
They didn't really lose. They just failed to conquer the holy capital country and one of its old satellites. The humans are pretty fucked. And they just fucked themselves over worse by letting all the monstergirls in anyway peacefully because of the King. What you really have to wonder is why the rest of the country went along with this. These people were the most militant anti-monster group. Why would they roll over like that?

Semi-related, I thought Saint Rylan himself was a dumb addition. You don't get sainted until you die. So having him being around doesn't make any sense. Seems like a bad decision that was based partly on humor and partly on the need for an exposition vehicle. There are so many better ways to do the latter.

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>>15914883
You might have a point if those teehee fuckers even posted their name most of the time. Too bad they don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914901
You can see their name literally at the top of the pastebin page they link you to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914901
>encouraging namefagging
You're a special kind of faggot. I appreciate the people why just say hi and drop their links. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914901
You seem upset at the writefags, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914902
Fuck the assholes who fish for free views.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914905
You're the "writing is literally a worthless talent" guy aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914905
If that's all they want, there are certainly better demographics to pander to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914905
You are the most petty motherfucker on the planet if you think writefags actually think that way, or care about the numbers.
Views literally get you nothing.

I'm starting to think >>15914904 is right, and you just want to rag on every writefag regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914904
Just the retarded ones. Thunderbrother, Lantern or plenty others don't do that.

>>15914903
You don't need to namefag to show who you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914887
Doesn't bother me, the more monster girl in sexy outfits the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914901
>>15914908
It's okay anon, you can tell us where the writefag touched you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914908
>The guy who probably wasted four years of supplementary courses and hundreds of dollars of equipment

ever tim

[Anonymous No.]

I think ghouls would agree whith me that denal floss is bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914918
Dental*
Motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914918
I want to forcefully brush a delinquent Ghoul's teeth, wash out that foul language of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914911
>if you think writefags actually think that way, or care about the numbers.
Views literally get you nothing.

They do. That's how they can determine popularity between stories, and see which ones people liked more that they wrote. For you to say it that way makes you sound like one of the faggots that pulls that crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914913
Whatever you say Bolly-boy. Go back to bitching about Bob in IRC where people care even less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914908
>Say something about stupid behavior of certain writefags
>"You must hate all writefags"

Anon, you're either one of the writefags mentioned and upset or completely retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914918
I'm using braces so it's 10 times more bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any storys for hakutaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914924
>That's how they can determine popularity between stories, and see which ones people liked more that they wrote

No. It's how you see where the author might've pasted their story in multiple places, or if they kept their paste on public when submitting so the bots inflated the viewcount.

The views have very little bearing on story quality. If anyone's making a big deal out of the numbers. It's you.
But it's clear you're trying to scrape at any little excuse to bitch at writers, so this conversation would probably be better aimed at a brick wall. God knows it'd spout less shit than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914931
Throwaway green texts, nothing more

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>>15914929
>You're either one of the writefags mentioned
He hasn't mentioned any one though. And right back at you, buddy

>Call a retard out on sperging
>"You must be an upset writefag"

I mean, the dude is saying that writefags are fishing for free views by not namefagging whenever they drop links. That's some of the pettiest anti-writefag sentiments I've heard since that wanker who was bitter he wasted hundreds of dollars and four years just to realize he can't draw.

So forgive me for adding two and two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914936
>You'll never have a Cheshire daughteru who pulls you away from the computer when she sees you're upset and gets her mother to cuddle you with her until you're not upset.
Damn it.
Fucking damn it I'm imagining her little hand on mine and it's adorable.
I didn't realize how much I wanted a daughter until I came here.

[Anonymous No.]

White Horns are good girls that brings people presents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914931
There is this. Skimmed it a while back, it's not horrible.

http://pastebin.com/MpFkpX7E

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914927
>anyone who likes things I don't like is the bollocks boogieman
How cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15913840
You really don't want to excavate those ruins
Trust me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914886
This is why I have two hands

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna terrorize the world by teaching a Wurm how to twerk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914950
No, Santa bbrins good people presents when he isn't fucking his wife Mari

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914944
You mean spent hundreds of dollars and four years to realize he's too lazy to bother with drawing. You get better with daily practice. People who draw only when other people have to make them will never get better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914955
Most monsters are overconfident, so I'll probably okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914944
Please. It's like you don't remember Bob crying about nobody viewing his Khepri story or the tons of writefags that set pastes to private for awhile to see who is reading instead of bots. "I'm ____ and here's a story about ____" was standard up until the last six months or so when all this stupidity started.


>So forgive me for adding two and two.
I would if your answer was four instead of fifteen. But you are so far off it's not even funny. This is as bad as when any old complaint would get you labled salt-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914955
Jesus christ my salt levels just spiked immeasurably. Fuck those guys. And fuck doomsayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914957
That's how you get two contented shortstacks cuddling against you and nuzzling your chest with their cheeks anon.
Do you want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914951
Anon, you didn't post the writefag name, a list of relevant tags sorted into parent and subtag categories, and summary of the story between 150 to 200 words long, and are therefore the writer of the story fishing for valuable views so he can become the most famous monstergirl porn Pastebin writer on the entire internet.
Obviously you've spent 4 years and hundreds of dollars taking classes in writing to get to this point, and are regretting the decision.

To any Canadians or other individuals with the inability to perceive sarcasm, yes, that was sarcastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914947
90% of us, including me (especially me) would probably make awful, awful parents. But it's fun to imagine.

>>15914972
I see they're from Darkest Dungeon. What's the enemy name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914955
I haven't even played that game and I just felt dangerous amounts of sodium in my body looking at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914985
They are called motherfuckers who spam tempting goblet. Fuck those fuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914990
Just remembering those is enough to make me despair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914971
>I'm X
This is so much rarer than
>and here's a story about X
Which we get all the time, and it's all you need. If you really care who wrote it, just open the link. How entitled are you that you demand people change the way they do things because you're too precious to lose a second seeing if you liked who posted the story?

>I would if your answer was four instead of fifteen.
Five at the worst. Even if they are different people, the faggots are just as bad as eachother.

> or the tons of writefags that set pastes to private for awhile to see who is reading instead of bots
But seriously, who actually does this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914994
I do, for starters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914994
>But seriously, who actually does this?
It's actually a pretty standard thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914990
Bone Courier, huh.
You're right, these guys look like assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915003
>>15915006
Well fuckit, I guess he was right all along. Filthy viewwhores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914978
Oh no, I have been found out. Truly my English degree is worthless and I cannot actually write professionally and therefore I need to derive validation from a fetish thread on an anonymous internet board to boost my low self esteem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914994
Me thee

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915009
At this point, it's hard to tell if you're being facetious, or if you genuinely think the blithering retard putting such stake in view numbers was right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915020
*three

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914970
But it is these anthropomorphic hedonists who have pertained such mastery over depraved debauchery and decadence. How could one say so that it is not their very right, an inalienable circumstance of the powers that they are given as they arrive on this earth screaming from a monstrous womb, to be so confident in delivering the inevitable doom of those that face them?

What man could ever find the hope to face such demons, in so that they do not splash upon their alluring bodies like the bottomless sea upon the rocks in a storm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915026
There was a law for that. Poe's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915034
That's the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915030
A man that doesn't care for dumb things like that and just hits things and collects loot. If anything all one would need is a tatical retreat and some days relaxing to lower the stress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915011
Writing pro just means getting your shit puplished right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915048
Yeah, it really doesn't count for much. There are some atrocious published books out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915048
I'd imagine it's when you're making a full proper living off it. I wouldn't consider some guy who published it off amazon with nobody buying it to be a pro.

Even then the line is blurred on whether you consider pro just the job part or if it includes some semblance of skill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915048
There's much more to it than that if you're writing stuff like novels.
But adapting to the whims of a publisher and editor is a big deal.
And when you're starting out, you might spend even more time getting rejected by publishers than you took to write your actual book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914896
Maybe. I wonder if there are any militant groups intent on outing the obvious incubus they have as a king. Its obvious someone high up has a monster waifu, or the reclaimation wouldn't have let the monsters subtly take over like this.

I also have a bad feeling the anti-monster state is going to get fucked over and forced to accept monsters soon. In Lanternon's setting this would be very depressing because monstergirls are generally a bad thing here, thinking slavery is happiness as opposed to most settings where they just want someone to care for.

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>>15914896
Actually Saints can still be living.

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>>15915048
I assume it also means you have an editor that can shoot down stupid ideas or keep your story from pissing off all your readers. So essentially, make shit stories bearable at the least.

I don't actually a have an English degree, it was just for the sake of the joke; I have no clue how professional writing actually works. I'm a lowly science undergrad.

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>>15915062
Lantern has a way of making his setting equally depressing and interesting.

I like reading about it, but there isn't enough money in the world to pay me to live there.

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>>15915070
His first story made me think it was almost perfect.
But then I realized that Val was a crazy person who made excuses for rapists constantly because he couldn't bare to admit that his family were fucking awful people.

It's still an interesting setting though, but I have to side with Victor, even if it goes against the spirit of the thread.

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CONFESSION TIME!
I love elves a lot more than I let on. In fact that yandere Wood Elf greentext really solidified my love for them.

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>>15915064
Not properly canonized, and the story presents it as the title, not a generic. The argument you should make is that it's not the same religion so the meaning could be fluid.

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>>15915077
>even if it goes against the spirit of the thread

It doesn't really. There's just as much appeal in monsters being evil that you still want to stick your dick in as little mary sunshine.

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>>15915081
I want good March Hare artwork. Something that doesn't look horrible or like a poor photoshop job

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>>15915092
I'm on the side of the guy who wants to remove them in that setting. It feels very anti-MG thinking that way, even if they are a bad thing in these stories.

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>>15915081
I like dark elfs

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>>15915077
That's what makes his writing so interesting. There's actually some depth. His characters are fucked up and it changes how they perceive the world around them.

But yeah, I'm siding with Victor.

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>>15915082
>Not properly canonized
You don't know that. I don't find it a stretch that the Order has it's own canonization process. If you include the collars that saved the Order, he's already a miracle down.

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>>15915081
I want to bang the Dark Priestess though a hole in the confessional wall

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>>15915081
That isn't an Elf.

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>>15915096
Doesn't really make a difference as like MGE, the monsters are in such a position that they can never honestly lose. Even poor Victor is getting corrupted. It's why his sword won't work. He doesn't want to kill so much anymore.

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>>15915096
Could you rephrase that? I'm not entirely sure i understand.

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>>15915113
Try reading the whole post next time.

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>>15915116
Is this better?

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>>15915116
>corrupted
>why he doesn't want to kill so much anymore
Or maybe he's just not a psychopath? Healthy and adjusted people don't enjoy/want to kill others. If anything, I think he's just tired and wants to die.

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>>15915081
I want to fuck a dragon loli in a REALLY rough and make her cum so much to the point where she just turns into a shivering and sobbing mess.

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>>15915081
I love manticores but their wings frustrate me. I keep thinking how they get in the way while sleeping or putting on clothes. Although a wing-hug would feel great regardless.

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>>15915122
Your point? You argued that he wasn't properly canonized, and I argued that he could be. Whether or not it's a different religion is irrelevant to that point.

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>>15915135
Considering the definition of Saint is somebody that IS in heaven, not just going there one day, then yeah it makes a big difference.

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>>15915077
We could use more stuff against the spirit of the thread.

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>>15915126
you misfired

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>>15915133
I know how you feel. Being the big spoon to a dragon or princess crying her would probably be a little hard. Her clothes would probably have to be custom made too.

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>>15915127
You want to do what?

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>>15915081
I would enact my depraved fetishes with my waifu if she was willing.

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>>15915118
I think its more that the sword can read its target's intent, and being an ancient weapon made during a previous DL's run it was only meant to fight against sadistic or cruel targets. The 'recent' trend of monsters who honestly believe they rape out of love are fucking with it's 'programming' big time.
>>15915121
I probably phrased that terribly, I blame the drink.

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>>15915124
It should be illegal for elves to have curves like that.

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>>15915143
That's not a confession. That's just standard fare.
Hell, I'd do exactly the same thing.

Bet mine are more depraved than yours.

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>>15915139
RIP. Meant for
>>15915118

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>>15915143
Like what? I want some detail nigga.

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>>15915126
>It's the anon that sounds like a vegan pussy even though he eats meat again
Anon, you need to accept that your views that anybody that kills and doesn't cry about it is messed up in the head are opinions and not fact. Otherwise every culture based on war in the last forty thousand years was nothing but psychopaths. And considering that's the vast preponderance of them, either you need to scale back what you think crazy is or the whole human race is crazy. If crazy is normal, then it's not crazy.

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>>15915141
Sit down, pick her up and use her as a onahole, slamming her down on my dick and making her belly bulge a little. I would fill her with cum over and over again and then just leave her on the bed after I finish, watching a little pool of cum form from the countless times I came into her.

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>>15915157
What? Who?

You're going off on some tangent about vegans, but if you enjoy killing people, actually actively enjoy it, you're a psychopath regardless of the situation or your job.

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>>15915157
>Not enjoying something = crying about it

wat

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>>15915160
You used /want not just enjoy. People can want to kill for a load of different reasons, one of the most common ones being to secure the safety of other people, like Val's job actually is.

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>>15915157
You're straw-manning. Nobody argued anything about the necessity of killing or even the morality of doing so.

I explicitly said ENJOY or WANT to kill.

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>>15915157
Not him, but Lantern's MCs are both crazy. Val refuses to admit that monsters have fucked up views on freedom and consent, and Victor is obsessed with purity and wishes all monsters would die. Both could have done with less fucked up upbringings.

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>>15915164
*Victor

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>>15915166
But Victor was meant to be right.

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>>15915164
He's not me and that isn't necessarily true.
>secure the safety of other people
Most people would say that if there was an alternative way to killing, they'd prefer it.

Necessity =/= desire.

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>>15915170
Victor is right, yet can't separate his reason from his emotion. Rather than focus on the monsters that actually commit the crimes, he genuinely hates all of them.

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>>15915173
But he's right to hate them. The monstergirls in his setting are pretty terrible by default.

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>>15915173
What I think is ironic is that he doesn't realize how rotten his own country is becoming. Then he goes to Walt Disney's Humanland and can't even draw the comparisons. He sees the good and bad of no contact with monsters, safety vs isolation. But you never see him look back at his own country and go "What is going on here?"

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Would Monster Girls be dorks?

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>>15915170
Maybe. I think he was right in ridding the world of those two rapists early on, because rape is fucked up and the monsters who think it's okay need to understand that it won't be tolerated in the slightest. But from a monster perspective the guy is a killer who murdered two women just looking for love.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to fuck a pharaoh on her royal boat

[Anonymous No.]

So what is the happiest setting here?

[Anonymous No.]

>It is now the 2nd of October
>Commissioned something from L4No back in early July for $195, no word back to date
>He hasn't updated his dA page since the 1st of August

What's that thing Carl on the ATHF show says? "None'a it matters anymore," or something like that.

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>>15915176
>>15915177
Also, this. Should Caithness avoid a bitchslapping and have forced monster immigrants imposed on it, I'd say its the best place to live in his setting. Lanternon's monstergirls aren't your standard nice girls with extra parts, they have morals that aren't compatible with modern society, go insane every month, have super powers to make that last point extra dangerous and worst of all seem to be protected by law.

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>>15915187
MGC.

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>>15915187
The most boring one.

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>>15915187
Mine.

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>>15915176
I like how averse they are to physical violence against humans though. Kind of nice to see someone leverage that against them.

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>>15915189
>for $195

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>>15915187
Penywises' undead city in Ghoul is pretty damn comfy.

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>>15915176
There seems to be a few nice ones, but they don't do much to offset the rest of them.
>>15915177
I didn't pay much attention in that part. What comparisons did you make?

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>>15915198
It was multiple pictures. I'm not about to pull another Whutermelon Sea Slime thing.

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>>15915187
MGK.

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>>15915203
Only a few. The rest need to die.

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>>15915187
Leonis might be going for something utopian.

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>>15915081
I would be a total cuddleslut for an embarrassingly large amount of monstergirls at the same time.

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>>15915210
>Leonis

who

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>>15915187
MGE.

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>>15915210
Losenis. Auto-correct has failed me.

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>>15915215
Leon is small time.

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>>15915081
I originally had Slimes as my waifu only because it pleased my dick, so I changed who my waifu was.

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>>15915187
Its a tie between MGC and penywise. I would say Beast's but his kinda worries me.

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>>15915215
Loen's alter ego that's a writefag.

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>>15915221
You mean how nobody cares about the alien creatures appearing out of nowhere?

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>>15915189
>$195
>Hasn't updated since August
Son, where I come from, we call that a robbery

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>>15915220
How heartless. You'd probably freeze a slimegirl's core with your uncaring, icy touch and shatter it before her eyes.

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>>15915210
>>15915217
>Utopian

IfOnlyYouKnewHowBadThingsReallyAre.jpg

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>>15915187
If it counts for anything, YBA's is like the opposite of Lanternon's.
>massive population of monsters, but they're stuck behind a portal
>magic is barely functional outside of their own universe, so guns are super effective on Earth
>like Lantern, humans won the war, but unlike Lantern, they are suspicious of the monsters enough to restrict them heavily
>Only a few areas allow them.

Its hardly better in terms of being a mixed species utopia, but the setting is happier for humans at least. Unless you were born on the other side of the portal. Then you have armies of monsters desperate for a husband after you for life. And this is a place with special yandere wards if I remember right.

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>>15915228
Looking at his journal, there's multiple commissions he hasn't fulfilled. Then again, he hasn't updated that list in at least two months, either.

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>>15915220
And what species is the lucky girl now?

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>>15915187
The one where all the waifufags fantasize about being in with their waifus.

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>>15915230
Uh oh. That's kind of disappointing actually. I mean the war isn't utopian obviously but the MGs seemed like they were pretty nice.

I guess the MGs are going to take a turn to the darker side?

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>>15915191
>>15915221
>MGC
>Happiest

How the fuck did you post in regular 4chan from your batshit bizarro alternate universe?

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>>15915229
>You'd probably freeze a slimegirl

I can't seem to find the picture of the slime girl hiding in the fridge only to come out as an ice cube now

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>>15915232
But in both setting humans are the good guys that should have killed the monsters off.

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>>15915225
Not him, but yes. London clearly has something in their drinking water in his setting. Magic E-mail that summons horny monsters in your kid's bedrooms? We'll do a talkshow about it where actual magic happens live on air and not really give a fuck after this.
I can't stop giggling when I imagine the headlines in Beast's world. I bet it's all the usual shit about corruption, politics, and on page 20 or so there's a tiny article no one gives a fuck about mentioning a snake person appearing in someone's house from another universe.

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>>15915239
Does "slimegirl, frozen" not bring back any hits, or is that all just porn of Elsa and the other Frozen girl being fucked by a slime?

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>>15915241
>Magic E-mail that summons horny monsters in your kid's bedrooms?

What in the fuck?

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>>15915221
>penywise
My modern one or my fantasy one?Cuz the latter isn't that happy.

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>>15915225
Pretty much. I have some headcannon to explain it. But the wizard is more dangerous than half the actual villans we write reguly.

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>>15915246
Welcome to Beast's MG setting, friend! Pull up a chair, reply to a suspicious E-mail in your spam box, and sit back as the world doesn't bat an eye when an Ushi-Oni portals right into your living room!

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>>15915229
Trust me, I would never freeze their core nor shatter it. I was younger back then, so of course I only had sex on the mind.
>>15915234
Holstaur

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>>15915255
Slimegirls are for more than just sex.

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>>15915221
>MGC
>corrupt dystopian monstergirl Detroit
>happiest setting

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>>15915255
I too changed girls. I used to love wolfus ever since I started with the monster girl thing, but after some time and a lot of story I found myself with a girl that's even better. Sometimes my mind still slips away to the fluff though.

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>>15915241
>Magic E-mail that summons horny monsters in your kid's bedrooms?
Not all of them are horny

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I want my Pharoah mistress to seduce me with her wonderful dancing and then drown me in pleasure and magical energy until I pass out.

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>>15915266
He's obviously pulling our leg. Nobody is that insanely retarded.

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>>15915266
To be fair, A Detroit with monster girls is still better than regular Detroit.

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>>15915237
>I guess the MGs are going to take a turn to the darker side?

Somewhat, since it'd still follow the formula of my other stories going awful in the middle before recovering. Mainly Victoria. I can't say much since it'd be heavy spoilers due to much of the latter half of the plot being related to an event and a character that I've yet to introduce. The first segment had Victoria dressed as a general before the story fully started, after all.

I did give a hint at the end of the first chapter, though, where I purposely near-copypasted a fragment from the beginning of a certain story by Lovecraft, and ties with the DL's fear in the story I wrote before this one.

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>>15915268
People who leave wolfus for other girls should be shot. With a bean-bag gun. In their testicles.

Wolfgirls are the single most loyal of all the girls, and turning away from one because your dick twitches more when you see another girl is awful. Is that how you reciprocate that loyalty?

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>>15915279
I want to touch that Cheshire.

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>>15915253
Pretty good summary.

>>15915181
I'm still in the monster side though, they do questionable things yes, but mostly out of different mindset. They are just misguided.

A shame about the spider, but that bapho is still a cunt, that said.

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>>15915253
I dont think he's done a ushi.

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>>15915268
I started with Wolfus.
Even if I am now a Dragon slut, I will always love Wolfus the most. I still love most monsters in the end, though.

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>>15915279
W-what's wrong with her tail?

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>>15915287
Here lies anon, he shitposted fast, and died pelviscerated.

Then he resurrected and became a rape saint.

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>>15915253
That doesnt sount too bad.

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>>15915263
Like I said, I was younger, so sexual-ness was the only thing that was big in my mind. I still appreciate them in my mind.

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>>15915294
Phone posting is crap

[Anonymous No.]

Delicious slimes

not sure if NSFW

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>>15915280
It' wasn't just the dick that twitched, Anon. The heart did it too.
I'm pretty sure it was just a time thing too. If I saw a Hellhound before imagining my waifu maybe I would still be a wolf slut. I was young and just wanted someone to stay with in my mind. I still think most of them would make great friends though.

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>>15915303
>navel sausage
lewd

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>>15915296
>sexual-ness
Sexuality.
The slimegirl is your childhood friend who you fucked a lot, but when you got older you told her you wanted to be with someone else because before you were "just thinking of sex".
Truly, humans are the real monsters.

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>>15915300
Oh god, I know.

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>>15915279
Ok, I think I have an idea of what you're going for. I appreciate the hint. Please know that I. wasn't trying to criticize your story, I just liked the impression the previous stuff made. I look forward to how it plays out.

Good luck with your writing.

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>>15915303
Holy fuck, navel penetration with a sausage.
Goddamn, that's hot. Now I want to fuck a slimegirl's tummy and cum directly into her womb.

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>>15915303
housewife material

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>>15915294
Agreed. But theres a distinct lack of realism in the roulette.

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk about settings has made me realize that today feels like a good day for some hugbox. What kind of Sunday activities would you plan with your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

Any ideas for a doodle?

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>>15915318
>Please know that I. wasn't trying to criticize your story

Even if you were that'd still help immensely, and I wouldn't consider a negative thing for the same reasons as said in >>15910017

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lick a Kiki's anus to see if she keeps herself as clean as she keeps my house.

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>>15915306
Whatever lets you sleep at night with that heart of stone weighing down your chest.

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>>15915335
I'd play dressup with Shog-chan. There are so many lewd styles I want her to wear, aside from a meido uniform.

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>>15915337
Hakutaku reading a book

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>>15915340
>she doesn't
>her secret kink is really bad personal hygiene

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>>15915335
Considering the hectic week, honor the old lord and just take it easy. Relaxing times with my Kiki and I as we just have a nice picnic outdoors.

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>>15915341
My waifu is a really strong girl you know. She can lift and break as many stones as she wants, and I'll always support her with whatever I can.
Sorry wolfy, I just like you as a friend.

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>>15915349
Then she gets a hard spanking and a cage to sleep in instead of a bed.

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>>15915337
The fluffiest weresheep known to man!

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>>15915335
I'd stick needles through her nipples and feed her blood-soaked milk to our starving daughterus!

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>>15915337
Redcap please.

Redcap with a torn dress, a puty face, and holding a foam bat

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>>15915289
You touched her tail, anon.

With you dick.

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>>15915364
>puty
meant pouty

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>>15915363
anon what the fuck

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>>15915338
But to be fair, what I said wouldn't be useful to you even if I intended it as criticism.

I prefer happy endings, but why should you care? Telling you this isn't particularly useful to you. It doesn't help yo write any better. You have a story that you want to tell that may or may not be aligned with my personal taste.

I would never criticize someone for writing a story that doesn't fit my tastes, and you shouldn't compromise your story to pander to me or anyone else.

Useful criticism helps you write the story you want to tell, and I'm more than happy to help you with that. So here's looking to your next chapter.

[Anonymous No.]

How does one court a Druella?

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>>15915364
So that balding guy from Friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915378
cautiously

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>>15915361
Go on.

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>>15915335
Ritual worship with the rising sun, followed by an outing to view the kingdom. After mingling with the populace, we would eat with our retainers, drill the militia with an anubis, and then cuddle up next to the fireplace to read Meditations by Marcus Aurelius and contemplate the important burdens of leadership. Then I give out a massage, and get cuddlefucked afterwards, basking in her holy energy.

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>>15915378
Like so: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3R8tkvlAlk

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>>15915378
Sing aboit the moon-a and the june-a and the spring-a.

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>>15915246
IIRC the base of his story is that some masked wizard has linked worlds together and is sending monsters to young men via email.

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>>15915378
With awkward attempts at romantic evenings that eventually progress to lewd hand-holding.

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>>15915363
I bet any girls in this thread that read that just cringed really hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915379
wait, who? I didn't intend to reference anything specific

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>>15915313
There's a difference between childhood friend fucking and two adults, who need to be together more to actually be a couple, that are in a sexual relationship. If she was my childhood friend, then I would not leave her. If it was a one-night fling due to drunkeness and neither of us wanted to go farther, then leaving would be the best choice.

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>>15915379
Okay, I laughed. That's pretty good.

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>>15915394
I'd wager most of the men too. That was a bit fucked up.

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>>15915392
Hang on, really? Thats how it started?
I only read the shoggoth and shirohebi ones so i didnt know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915379
Are you talking about Costanza. Because that's Seinfeld.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915395
But you did.
Anything involving a bat ends up with him.

[Anonymous No.]

Redcap Costanza bat meme when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915410
Oh, right.

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>>15915422
We already have Shog.

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>>15915335
Maybe some dueling at a park to get the body ready for the week followed bu a comfy picnic under a tree.

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>>15915397
But you said you originally had a slime as your waifu. That implies, not just going farther with her, but being at the farthest with her.

I know I'm coming off as autistic and pedantic. In reality, I'm not taking this all that seriously.

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>>15915393
I want this.
I want this so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915355
>guy friendzoning a monstergirl

The role reversal is real.

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>>15915409
Yeah thats how it is. The wizard himself showed up in the hellhound one I think.

If beast just did something to show that london isnt just smoking the good shit and letting monsters and elemental wizards slide, even if its something minor it would help his setting.

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>>15915436
There's a wizard?

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>>15915436
I think he should do the opposite and have a single self aware MC in a city that won't bat an eye when a dimensional portal opens up right before them

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>>15915378
As the jury.

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>>15915428
While you are right about the implications of what a waifu means, I had a different definition of what it meant while I was younger. So, the proper way I could describe it would be: Wrong-definition waifu= Slime, Right-definition waifu= Holstaur.

I'm not taking it seriously either, but it still helps clear things up for future things.

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>>15915432
It must be quite a shock. She'd probably give him a goodbye rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915383
Its a were sheep so fluffy your hands slowly sink in when you grap it.

Its so comfy and enveloping youd think it was kejouro hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915450
Posting it here means you're making it oficial that you are no longer on love with that slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915394
There are no girls here anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914846
DESU I would love more Soviet Fluffytail too, but only the MG Reich is giving me a steady supply of Totalitarian Mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915450
Right. I think that's not all that uncommon. Childhood crushes on fictional characters is a thing, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915443
Not only is there 3M (the roulette creator) himself but the the talk show one hade a guy display his undine given powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915377
Not Losenis, but I'm willing to bet money you're one of our writefags. Do you mind if I ask which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914655
A one shot shoggoth horror got posted a few threads back if that counts as abominations

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914846
What would she do if she found out I'm not married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915459
You'd be surprised.

>>15915473
The haunted house story? Because that one was hot as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915081
Grizzly is mai waifu. I've always loved bears and always wanted to cuddle with one.

[Anonymous No.]

Putting aside the whole "dark implications" of beasts setting. I find myself liking his anubis and want to see more of her.

Also do you think there shold be a second ryu one? I feel like more should be done with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915484
Disregard dark implications, acquire waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915484
>liking a anubis that punishes her man beacuse he wants to drink coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

New wip o/

>>15914950
You have great taste o7

I hope y'all are having a nice weekend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915483
You have a pretty rare wife there, Anon. Are you sure you love her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915493
Coffee is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915472
Murloc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915494
Ooh baby she's gorgeous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915494
I want to hug the fluffy dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915516
Nice wordplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915507
Huh. Well thanks for helping out the other writefags. Lots of good content coming out recently thanks to you and the others who help out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915492
I think thats the mindset of the average iron beast londoner

>she came out of nowhere and has wolf parts but fuck it! Im lonly

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915494
How can she be so good?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a shy Wendigo singing Do You Remember Love at a karaoke place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915533
I want to see a shy, big Wendigo lead others out of the snowy mountain with her beautiful voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915477
Not the haunted house one. It's more of a mindbreak because eldritch abominations are unfathomable.
Here: http://pastebin.com/PxFB2uuC

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915504
So you would be with a wonant that curses you into submission?

Norah is on of the roulettes worse girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915276
Probably with less rape too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915545
>So you would be with a wonant that curses you into submission?

I mostly like Tharja from FE, and I like anubi, so yes. I would. And I'd like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915527
Because his londoners are actually geniuses, it's a "do what you must, I have already won" situation, fuck the consequences.

I mean, what would you do? Ignore your wish come true because magic is scary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915545
She wouldn't curse if she didn't care. It's kind of endearing in a fucked up way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915560
>On one hand london is being filled with inhuman women
>On the other hand you get to ride a dragon in more ways than one.

Dammint your right

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914846
How the fuck would a nazi mg work there would be no more males after a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915576
Breeding camps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915579
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915576
Not him but probably by exterminating the "inferior" species that take up valuable men from the human population.

Like mice or devil bugs. They breed like no tomorrow but are near dead last on the power scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915575
Of course, Satan might be fucking me sideways for eternity after that, but I'll still say it was worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915575
>On one hand london is being filled with inhumans
>On the other hand, the ones the wizard brings are cute and nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915582
You know, ship a few excess men and those other humans to the camps and have them pp out a few babies.

[Anonymous No.]

What are some good pranks to play on Wurms?

[Anonymous No.]

Stop fucking monsters and go to the church Anons, i'm sure the chief goddess will forgive you all if you pray from the bottom of your hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915576
But everyone knows that Nazis have been cloning Hitler for decades. I a few years every MG in the Reich will get their very own HouseFuhrer(TM).

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915603
Say that you hate her and would rather go blind than having to see her retarded face again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915603
Reverse her gravity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915611
What's that? Sorry can't hear you over the sound of me fucking this Cheshire while her smug friends watch and wait their turns.
Tell the chief goddess she's a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915596
That sounds pretty fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915621
It's a patriotic duty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915611
I'm going to go to a church and pray my heart out until I get a cute angel to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915603
Tell them that santa isn't real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915335
Watch football with her and then have her comfort me when my team loses 16-0

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915623
So at what age does the kidnapping start?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915643
It's not kidnapping, it's like military service. You became an adult then sped some time making more humans before returning home. Everyone wins.

[Anonymous No.]

Due to a little mistake involving you, your inability to read advertisements, your inability to reread important documents and your problem around automaticly signing packages, you now instead of a maid have a Kiki mercenary standing in front of you.

While Contemplating the slight possiblity of a higher force playing a really bad prank on you, you get interrupted by the Kiki in heavy armor standing in front of you. With a thick foreign accent you can't place, or you could if you were any good at topography and cared during those geography lessons, the Kiki in front of you asks where the threat that needs removal resides.

While a philosophical brainstorm on life and piss-poor luck would seem interresting right now, you realize it might be in your best interrest to deal with the Kiki in front of you.

The question is, what could you possibly tell the Kiki in front of you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915653
>the Kiki in front of you asks where the threat that needs removal resides.
In my pants. please remove my virginity

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915651
I meant taking the kid away from the parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915653
She needs to remove the erection in my pants with tactical mouth placement

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915653
She can remove my need to fuck if that's what she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915653
Please wear this maid uniform with a dangerously short skirt and become my maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915653
She sounds like she would bring too much trouble. Could she just teach me how to fire a gun and the like before she leaves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915671
Nothing of the sort. Once they reach f age they get set a letter telling them when they will be expected to arrive and the quota of either time spent or children convinced they are expected to reach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915303
get out my fuckin curry

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915690
I want to be "forced" to marry a wolfu for the reich

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915701
Almost assured if you cause a statistically significant amount of pregnancies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915719
Do they still genocide based on skin color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915719
>tfw your wolfu gets deployed on the front line

[Anonymous No.]

Ahh, I wanna fuck a Gremlin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915727
But she's going to make it back. She has a loving husband and an adorable pup waiting for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915740
You high son?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915740
Working under a Gremlin and a Lich in their lab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915745
>an adorable pup

Several.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915749
Yes. Several little pups all waiting for mommy to get back home so they can play with her and she can tell them stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915767
Isn't this a death flag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915776
dear diary
today anon was really slow at understanding things
end of entry

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915767
While wolfu was in the trenches the "allies" raped husband after husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915781
It could've been someone unware that he's killing a wolfu with pups and a husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread was missing something and I'm here to correct the issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915810
Here, let me help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915794
Now why would they do something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915810
That Titania is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915810
I want to passively molest those bunnies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915797
>Not glorious Jinko of Chuffssia, who will be taking wolfu widower man to be father of adorable leeeeetle kittens

[Anonymous No.]

Finished the second chapter of the lilim story

http://pastebin.com/xekhGWRM

>>15915377
>So here's looking to your next chapter.
You're in luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914613
That sounds exceptionally pleasant.
Personally though, I'd be happy with just the Anubis.

>>15914546
This is neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915725
>Not in my canon, besides some of the strongest mamono would not make the cut and DESU, the Reich gave out many 'Honorary Aryan" titles to Asians, Indians, Turks and Arabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915816
Maybe after d-day they felt they needed some "compensation."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915740
Only if they're brown and have Elin proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915852
What is that Gremlin doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915860
Being happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915860
Looks like she's rubbing her hands together maniacally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915719
>>15915701

Must be weird getting assigned like that. I wonder if the wolfu would just force herself upon or if she would be more understanding.

>Sit on the couch with waifu in awkward silence
>Suddenly the tv shows a propaganda ad about "doing your part for the country by making new soldiers"

[sweating intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915868
Should be wolfu instead of waifu but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15914954
More like you're him because you're defending posting that shitty commission you got from .less about a story you still haven't had the stones to re-write because you'd rather bitch to people in Discord and IRC about how you can't, or won't write

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915860
She's planning some special Automaton cosplay armaments for Halloween.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915887
That sounds pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915895
Indeed.
And if anything, it probably involves Magitek versions of assorted Mobile Suits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915835
That wolfu would be pretty pissed desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915909
Someone said my trigger, and therefore I must now gush about how happy I am that Iron-Blooded Orphans is back on.

And how sad I am I don't have an Anubutt Wolfu to watch it and build the models with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915911
>widower
Not really. She'd be dead.

>>15915920
I am a gundam junkie and even I dumped that junk back halfway through the middle of season 1. Shame it's so bad too, because it had some good designs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915837
Nice to see an update. It seems like the paladins are dealing in some pretty heavy magic shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915920
My nigga. On the subject of Automatons, I want to see one mount her shield on her shoulder armor in a manner similar to the Sinanju.
>Someone said my trigger, and therefore I must now gush about how happy I am that Iron-Blooded Orphans is back on.
I can't find a good way to watch the recently released episode unfortunately enough.
>>15915935
IBO was certainly sloppy, but I didn't hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>We have art of anubutt working on gundam model kits
>but not Gremlin

What sort of ass-backwards Willy Wonka world are we living in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915961
I'll say this about IBO. It was better than Aldnoah Zero.

Not much but you know...

[Anonymous No.]

>Party fights cyclops lich in Pathfinder
>Tear through it with little trouble

Poor cyclops, even in Tabletop games she gets bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915965
>Gremlin not splicing Gigantus gene with Corn, alongside tentacle suckers to make sure the stalks don't fall on themselves and wilt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915965
Gremlins are too busy building exosuits so that their husbands can fuck them through brick walls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915965
I'm pretty sure that Anubutt picture is fairly old.

But there seriously needs to be more Gremlin art. I can never have enough of my sweet lil Gremmy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915961
God damn Automatons are fucking adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915965
Gunpla-Anubutt was established well before the Gremlin was even revealed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfBVG-bYljc

>Get called into Gremlin's lab one day
"GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! I HAVE CREATED THESE... SEX SUITS!"
>She's in a provocative Evangelion style plugsuit, with a similar one in your measurements on the table
"WELL GO ON, PUT IT ON ANON!"
>It's skin-tight, and kind of hard to move around in, you can feel it heating up as she turns on the power
"NOW FUCK ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR HUMAN GIRLS!"
>Start fucking her, holy shit it feels good. Almost -too- good. Wait, what the hell, your entire body from the neck down is covered in pleasure, she's practically ahegao'ing as her gloves make small craters in the wall
"HAAAAA~HNHAHAHAHAHAHA! FULL-BODIED PLEASURE! IT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT, ISN'T *AH~N* IT, ANON."
>A small HUD on your chest lights up, telling you that the tactile pleasure sensations from your glans are being transmitted to your entire body
>As well as a countdown clock
>Wait, no. Fuck. What's going to happen if it's her pussy transmitting the data.
>Ten... Nine... Blips to 3, 2... 1
>0
>Liftoff, or in this case, an explosive orgasm that sends both of you through the wall of the lab and into the hallway, startling one of the other scientists
>Gremlin is knocked the fuck out in ahegao, and when you dismount your legs practically feel like gelatin, making you look like a newborn calf on a dairy farm
>Shit, is she okay?
>Get on your hands and knees and listen closely
"A~hn... Coooorn"

[Anonymous No.]

What if...Ganguro automaton, complete with turbo degenerate uterus tattoo for full effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915920
>You will never see an Anubutt's tail wag as she watches Gundam

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916031
What if perfectly normal Automaton, who you turn into a lewd, slutty ganguro while she's in sleep mode?

That way she wakes up surprised that she's stuck in a new humiliating body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916036
I think she might appreciate Build Fighters more than the usual wartime versions.
If only for the subject material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916031
YES. We need more ganguro MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916031
>Ganguro automaton
An Automaton with flashy gold armor or Cheetah print camo?
>>15916049
Those look gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916049
That bat looks pretty tasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916044
90% of enjoying Build Fighters is the cameos, callbacks, and Superman vs. Goku tier slapfights. All of which means being a fan of the original material first. God knows nobody watches for the plot, especially the second season. Not for the building either really. Best gunpla episode ever made was probably the old Genshiken one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916049
A fine ass is one thing, but those things are freaking tumors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915837
>You're in luck
So it seems. Nice having something to read after work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916068
Go home Ireland

[Anonymous No.]

Vote for your favorite out of these girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916090
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

It's time for bed dude, it's now warmed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915835
Would they beings of mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916090
forgot my pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916090
that one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916093
Damnit anon i was about to go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916101
JIANGSHI

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916101
Jiangshi doesn't get enough love, so her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916093
How can she be ready for sleep if she doesn't have her pajamas on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916101
The jiangshi is the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916093
In the pits of hell where I live, where even winter is a fucking sauna: why would you do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916101
JIANGSHI is by far my favorite

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916096
Nyet, Tchaikovsky. Anastasia being of bountiful heart and even more bountiful bosom shall heap much affection on him. Is impossible to resist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916093
Everytime i see the Ran of this artist i feel hot as hell, but rather than the lewd one it's actually the uncomfortable one, just fucking look at her all that thickness and shit, if i were to cuddle with her i would probably die from hyperthermia in a matter of hours.

Not even yetis feel that oppressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916101
Why is .less overshading his noses? Shit looks ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915837
>"Dirk!" Called Indrick, quickly walking up to him, to which Dirk turned his head to see him. "What are you going? It'll turn into living armor in the blink of an eye up there."

I think you meant: "what are you doing?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916133
>Expecting .less to know anything outside of daughterufucking and erotic RP

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916141
Shit, I missed that one. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915837
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916120
Yetis get sweaty too but they know when to stop hugging

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think shy MGs will wear shades to hide permanent heart pupils upon getting a husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915837
Ok, I liked the chapter. Here's what I noticed.

Victoria losing duels makes a lot of sense, seeing as she's not a trained fighter. That being said, I find myself wondering why she isn't using magic. Especially after Jeremiah pointed out that she could just make Indrick an incubus.

It's fine to play the inexperienced card, but be careful not to overdo it. She should show some teeth at some point, even if you don't take it as far as other writers do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916101
>you will never receive paizuri from a Jiangshi, and cum up under her collar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915653
So you're telling me I got the Roberta Cisneros of kiki instead of a regular maid? You're saying I can also technically afford her services, huh?

ahem.

"Due to my recent success in business and attempt in developing a stable community for the people in this area, I seem to have drawn the attention the ire of several of the shadier characters that profit from the unfortunate state of this land. I need you to assist me in pinning down who these people are and, should they prove more volatile than expected, deal with them in a permanent manner. This is a long term mission with several potential threats, and thus your presence must remain concealed until we can figure out who they all are. I've prepared an alias as head maid of this house. You will receive room and equipment relating to this identity and during the day when guests and neighbors are looking will attempt to maintain this role. It should prove to be an advantageous position, allowing you to gather information or otherwise sweep the premises without drawing attention. Otherwise, your time is your own."

[Anonymous No.]

>Glance

>That Kikimora, she keeps stealing looks at me like she's licking me with her eyes...
>How foolish of her to think of me as more than just her master...
>That skirt's 3cm shorter than yesterday!
>She's totally coming on to me! How improper can a maid be!?
>And it's obvious she's collecting the cups I've laid my mouth on and using them for lewd purposes!
>An always prepared maid without weak points, and depraved beyond help...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to date a plastic junkie Anubis.
I want to spend our days building gunpla and cuddling.
I want to build an Automoton-Anubis daughteru with her
And then we will give her a sister the old-fashioned way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916201
>I find myself wondering why she isn't using magic
Rusty, in part, and because in a fight her focus goes out the window. She needed to tell herself to focus to teleport in her fight against Indrick, and needed a minute to blow open the door at the end.

>She should show some teeth at some point, even if you don't take it as far as other writers do.
Oh, she will eventually. I'm playing the inexperience card here as you said, but I do plan for her to get said experience. It's just years of complacency limiting her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916225
Can you threat a Kiki with self-service? telling her that you will cook dinner yourself if she doesn't behave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916241
I think they'd be proud of their master wanting to be able to provide for themselves. It's a different kind of 'self-service' they'd probably get scared over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916226
>building the older sister

It seems someone in this thread has top tier taste.

>mininubis is always imitating her sister as they grow up
>tries to be very purposeful in her actions and speaks in a manner that clearly explains each idea she comes up with
>automaton doesn't comment on her little sister's behavior but secretly seems to love it
>always goes along with any plot her sister come up with, because she finds her ideas cute
>last time you all went to the beach together, the two constructed a functional sand-pyramid with traps and everything
>older sister did all the work at lightning speed as the younger one drew up plans, wearing a hard hat with her school swimsuit and shouting instructions

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916251
What if i just tell her that i will perform "self-service" if she doesn't behave? not specifying what kind of service it will actually be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915837
Nice. The suicide is an interesting cliff hanger. I wonder how the characters deal with this. I'd imagine that most of girls haven't seen conflict in years if not their lives. Somebody killing themselves for their beliefs must be a shock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916259
What about the older sister upgrading herself to be able to turn into power armor for her younger sister?

[Anonymous No.]

why aren't you guys fucking your single momsters right now? don't you know she could never love any other man more than she loves you? don't you know that she loves you more than those thieving WHORES you call classmates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916225
>Cough cough
>Oh damn, Shoggoth's MAD!
>Her jealousy has to be truly frightening if she will display such anger just because I'm slightly close to Kikimora!
>She must like me so much that she's lost her mind...
>Those eyes... She's drowning in her madness.
>It's easy to imagine her acting out of her insanity, killing me and having her way with my body...
>Her perversion is completely beyond help!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916225
>Kiki using kitchen utensils before me so everything I put in my mouth counts as an indirect kiss

This pleases me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916297
Because not everybody here has Shoggocks levels of shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please be sure to come to aqualand and watch the daughter of the local Otohime try out her first dance.

It should be quite the sight because she's apparently quite /fit/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916297
I'd impregnate my Momster something fierce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916297
Absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916311
>Take daughteru to watch Otohime dance
>After the show daughteru goes up to her and stares for a little bit
>"If you're a dragon, why don't you have wings and scales like me?"

I'm proud of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916311
Burn EVERYTHING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916327
Well, i'm sure the otohime would just counter by saying that wings "Would just get in the way under water" and that "Scales don't deal with water well, that's why I'm all rubbery."

Congratulations, your daughteru has learned a bit more about nature and maybe made a 'dragon' a little selfconcious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916332
>Burn
>A sea monster girl
I think you backed the wrong horse on this one, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916151
I'ts getting better

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916356
What an unnatural posture. Cute gauntlets, though.

[Anonymous No.]

Full image when

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916297
Because my mom is human?

[Anonymous No.]

You think mamonomana eliminates most genetic problems like those brought about by inbreeding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916297
But I really like that one thieving not whore classmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916389
Have you read the setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916389
>You think mamonomana eliminates most genetic problems like those brought about by inbreeding?
Duh. And incest in the MGE actually yields daughterus that have "mutations" of some sort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916393
nah, anon, they're all whores. you just don't know it yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916397
>incest in the MGE actually yields daughterus that have "mutations"
Wait what? Where did you hear this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916402
Then I would rather go with that one special whore than my momster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916414
It should be common knowledge at this point man. How long have you browsed this place anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916101
The elf on the far right.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys have a favorite flavor of elf? As you can see, mine is chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916435
But anon, that is a blueberry elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916436
you're right, how foolish of me. here we go

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916435
I like charcoal myself, but I dont like Drowish society

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916435
No need to worry buddy, I also mistake green, red and brown all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916444
White chocolate best chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915740

>>15916009
>>15915977
She can't wait to test it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916459
Lewd gremlins are not allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916420
Oh so it's just threadcanon stuff again. I've kept up with the MGE since the werebat was released, and the only mention of a mutational race of monsters made no distinction between normal sex and incest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916459
Oh heavens that booty.
>>15916465
It's actual canon, not threadcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916459
>You'll never press a shortstack gremlin against a wall and ravage her ass until her smug grin is replaced by an ahegao.
Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916459
Stupid Gremlin.

[Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD No.]

>>15914896
>>15915082
>>15915136
You're right. The Catholic definition of a saint is someone who is believed to be in heaven, levying his or her profound goodness and decency to request of the divine minor reworkings of the ineffable cosmic plans for the sake of the little folk down here on Earth.

With that said - and however much KC might have drawn inspiration from Christianity - The Order is not Catholicism. For one thing, the Chief God could have just declared someone a saint. For another, I doubt even KC knows how their canonization process works, or if it has one. So - and this is just for my particular story - man literally saved humanity from going extinct and got his ass sainted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916459
>Gremlin best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916482
>this nigga saved the thumbnail
Hold on I got you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916459
As much as I like the silly pics of her already, to finally get something lewd of my precious is just damn fantastic. And her expression is just perfect.

>>15916468
Then I'll ask again: Where did you hear this? I assume your answer will be "from this thread", in which I may ask "where did they hear this?"

[Anonymous No.]

It's been a good week for writefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916496
You'd think that's why the guy upset at writefags showed up

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Parts probably add quite a few pounds, I doubt those tails and claws are light.

What Monster Girls would freak out if they stepped on a scale?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916502
Are you saying that's not why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915961
>I want to see one mount her shield on her shoulder armor in a manner similar to the Sinanju.
Mah nigga. Sinanju a best.

>>15916061
The original Build Fighters was GOAT-tier mostly because it was a nostalgia fest that knew exactly how to appeal to long-time fans of Gundam.

Try is widely regarded with far more derision because it abandoned much of this in favor of generic anime rom com shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915081
A bit late, but do you mean this?

[Anonymous No.]

>A new Mon Musu doujin on Ex
>Its Rachnee

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916297
How do I know this isn't just her lust talking for her? I'm looking for love and companionship, I'm not just some guy she can use to satiate her lust and years of being lonesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916531
>those faces
God damn it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916226
You.

You are my brother.

>>15916259
And that is all kinds of absurdly adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916481
More just saying that the whole meaning of saint is somebody that is in heaven. Doesn't even go back to dead exactly because there are ones who drew the "Go directly to god and collect $200" card.

So still, a guy might be awarded Lord Super Awesome the Best but saint doesn't really work. There's all sorts of church ranks that could have been granted, cardinal, bishop, whatever. Then there would have been the standard non religious ones that could have been conferred like lord or duke. Saint is a bad choice because of what it implies.

[Anonymous No.]

A-Ambassador Anon! What have you done?!

http://imgur.com/a/Xn9yB

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916503
Probably all the ones bigger then human women, as they would constantly compare themselves to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916531
Of all the times for my Ex extension to crap out on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916538
What? I was sent her to deepen inter-species relationships. How much deeper can they get than balls-deep?
God DAMN, that tiger is thicc!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916538
In my culture, this is how we greet princesses!

[Anonymous No.]

Desert Gremlins with not-Egypt themed Automatons and Walker mechs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916539
Nah. The demi-human ones would have to know that their weights are going to be different. You're not going to freak out over a few extra pounds when your baseline weight is a multiple of one hundred. The ones who would freak out are the ones that are most humanoid (succubi, foxes, cats, wolves) because that's when those pounds will actually show.

Though knowing monster anatomy, all the extra weight probably goes straight to their ass and tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916561
>The demi-human ones would have to know that their weights are going to be different. You're not going to freak out over a few extra pounds when your baseline weight is a multiple of one hundred
I don't know, I imagine the Dragon types would be haughty enough for it to be a big blow to their egos that there a hundred or so pounds heavier then a normal girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916556
Stepping into not-Egypt tech territory
Those uppity runts better step off if they know what's good for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916556
I'm picturing shady, veil-wearing creatures who create war machines for the Pharaoh.

Always requesting slave boys for 'experiments' in exchange for her work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916561
But if they're living in human societies, they would be living by human beauty standards. So they would hate weighting as much as a big man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916567
I see dragons as being more humanoid. When I say demi-human, I'm thinking things like lamia, centaurs, arachnes and mermaids. Things that hae non-human limbs making up well over half their mass. Besides, a Dragon would probably be arrogant enough to play it off as muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916531
Now I know you wouldn't post this for the piece of shit western thing that popped up as new on the first search. You wanna give us a name or artist so my disappointment doesn't boil over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916574
>Always requesting slave boys for 'experiments' in exchange for her work.
Brown onee-san type shortstack Gremlin here I go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916588
No Anon, I would never intentionally disappoint you
Im sorry for disappointing you all the same
I let my excitement get the best of me and I posted in thread without actually taking a close enough look

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916592
You're a mess Anon. Totally low energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916538

>Finally! I'm more popular than Nazrin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916592
It's ok anon, everyone makes mistakes. Just don't involve my waifu in them again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916594
S-slow and s-steady....

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916583
Demihuman is a useless term anyway, but what it denotes in KC land is a fully humanoid body like dwarves or elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916583
"muscle"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916598
>Skelegates
Haha oh fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916605
Gotta give Ted Cruz his skeleton girl harem
Do it Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916611
Cruz is tight now.

[Anonymous No.]

BOO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916531
Rach is cute.

[Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD No.]

>>15916537
Sure, saint implies that - in Christianity. The Order isn't that, though. Imagine if angels actually descended to the Earth and physically told the pope "Hey, that guy over there? Yeah, Big G says he's a saint."

That guy'd be a saint, yo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916602
Dragons are all about power and superiority. She'd refuse to acknowledge that she was gaining weight... at least until I pull her in close, whisper how hot I think her fuller curves are, and grab myself two handfuls of those meaty thighs. With any luck, a few hours of 'punishment' facesitting would follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916640
Boo Rattley?
>>15916645
Rach is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916640
jesus h fuck don't scare me like that

[Anonymous No.]

>Do you even remember how many men you've raped?
>Do you remember how many loaves of bread you've eaten?
Evil girl appreciation time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916598
>>15916611
You may want to delete these, and I'm not just referring to the image limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916660
Big Fat Dragon Butt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916660

gaoo.wav

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916647
Because it's not what it means. Saint is a guy in heaven, not a guy going there. You could call every jailer in a country an executioner, but when they just handle the keys and don't kill anybody then you wouldn't be surprised when somebody says "hey, that seems like a dumb title"

You have every right to call it whatever you want. In fantasy land, all the janitors can be called kings. But you will have people asking why the king is scrubbing toilets in the slums because there are expectations for what that word means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916677
I would let a Fem-DIO do humiliating things to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916682
Only the biggest and fattest will do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916660
If your dragon ever starts going on and on abouth how she gained "muscle" just give her belly a pinch and a smug look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916694
>you will never have a pear shaped Wyvern daughterfu with an ass that fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916686
gao?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916701
>daughterfu
We had a good thing going. Why did you have to ruin it with this degeneracy?

[Anonymous No.]

Loen Miia update

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916718
Lovely colorwork as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916718
>Dat ear wiggle
I woud kill to be that daki right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Just saw the teaser for the new Pirates of the Caribbean. Can I start my own crew of undead pirates? I promise not to use a single booty plundering joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916736
Wiggling ears really are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916759
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916766
I'm going to mate with that. Thanks for reminding me I still haven't watched Lodoss War.

[Anonymous No.]

How about we take a break from it all and just spend a romantic evening with our waifus?
How would you handle such a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916796
But she's not real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916806
Shut up, poopyhead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916796
Anon, the amount of comfy I'd subject Deruella to would be almost criminal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916796
Seriously thought she was holding a whip there. Took a moment to realize it was just a very pathetic spadetail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916796
What would a wyvern consider to be romantic? Maybe a nice long flight out over the countryside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916813
You want thick spadetails? That's an Alp trait. Go suck off an Alp's big, thick spadetail you slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916823
Looking at KC's profile pics, thick tails & spades seem to be common among any form of succubi, not just Alps. Though as far as sucking on a big, thick spade...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916796
Good question. How would a man have a romantic evening with a Liim, Baphomet, Dragon, and Pharaoh? That's something I'd have to ponder over for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916835
>Harem
>Romantic
You can't have both, anon. especially with OC donutsteel loli in the mix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916837
I have enough love in my heart for all of them anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916835
I was going to describe a night for each, but then >>15916837 pointed out you're a retarded haremfag. One waifu rule is there for a reason, idiot.

[Maritan No.]

>>15916833
It's this thread's fault that I even started becoming fascinated with that shit.
Now my spade tails have to be big and thick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916847
>We corrupted Mari
I'm starting to understand why Lilims enjoy this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916847
Embrace it, anon.
Pretty much the exact reason I wrote that.
You're welcome, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls with braids > monster girls without braids

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916873
Multiple braids or one massive, knee-length braid? this is an important factor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916796
Depends,

> lich waifu has a spontaneous three day weekend
> sabbath has had her working on new transformatives, she's pretty exhausted
> go out and pick up some chinese food, build a pillow mountain on the couch, prepare a few old favorite movies
> fall asleep with her on my lap to the sounds of an old James Bond or Kurosawa flick

I like it cozy and simple. For a more serious break, maybe a trip to a rotenburo in winter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916885
Depends on the girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916885
single medium asymmetrical braid

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916847
Poor Maritan, having to compare the size of her spadetail to alps and left feeling inadequate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916538
Would you willing to be married off to a Monster Girl princess for the sake of feudal politics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916892
>>15916898
Personally, I'm a fan of the single large braid. It can look sporty or elegant depending on the girl's dress & personality.

And I also love the idea of her straddling you and then letting the braid free, watching it come undone. What happens from there is up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916929
>willing
That's not how that works, anon. You will be marrying whoever your noble parents tell you to, be it that little tiger or an older Scylla with yakuza connections and a kiseru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916929
I remember answering this a long time ago (like, possibly back in the /a/ days) with a you getting married off to a shy, innocent little dragon princess, trying to cross the culture gap while also trying to learn to love someone you've never actually met.

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916929
>willing
You do what you're told or it's off to the Order monstary

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916942
>an older Scylla with yakuza connections and a kiseru.

Sounds scary, I bet she's missing a few tentacles and has an eyepatch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916953
>the Order monastery
That's where all the good boys should be going. You wouldn't want to raise a traitor, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916955
Exactly so. Your parents are afraid of her warmongering and the destruction her ships could do to your land, and have decided to make peace through you before things go bad. Most days you'll be arm candy to show off in front of her violent raiders, a trophy of beauty and prestige that shows off what her power has won. The first night together will be rough and humiliating- she won't spare a single tentacle from exploring you, and she doesn't know the meaning of 'gentle.' Other nights might not be so bad unless she gets drunk, as she does after successful raids. Those nights usually start even at the table before the others leave the room. Better never be caught alone though, they've looked to you jealously before. Maybe, years down the line, she'll gain a bit of fondness for her loyal and obedient husband. If you're good to her she might even learn something close to affection. But that's only after years of expended lust, random molestation, and drunk rowdy nights that hold no regard for your wants or consent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916965
Monasterys must get Monster Girls drooling. All those virgin men inside, completely innocent and naive to the ways of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916965
>Implying they don't correct unruly boys
>Implying any graduate would make valkyrie sensei and all the angel sisters cry

If Traitor Steve joined the Knights Smitesworth when he was a boy, I swear he would have turned out differently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916980
I bet that would've made him hate humanity with a fierce fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916977
>ways of love
But they only want you for your dick.

After the men turn of age, they can go find a nice human girl to settle down with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916977
I wonder which species could do the most damage to the alterboy. Say, one girl from a scouting party about an hour ahead of the rest of the war band, who broke off from her group when she notices an undefended CG chapel. Whose presence would shatter his worldview and will to go on the quickest? Mindflayer maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916986
>edgy traitor says how he hates humanity and how they all should be placed under the heel of the demon lord
>the littlest angel in the monastery hears him as she's passing by his room
>bursts into tears
>asks him how he can hate humanity so much when there is so much about them to love
>asks him how he can't see it when even monsters can

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916991
>Implying a virgin of age will survive leaving the confines of the monastery to find a human girl
Mate, the monsters probably form a line at the gate. They won't get the chance to settle down before a monster drains those 20 years of stored up energy from them. If anything, virgin Orderfags like that would probably considered a delicacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917008
I'm going to need insulin now.
healing stories are the best stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917002
>Mindflayer maybe.
Mindflayer definitely, but they're so hax they shouldn't even be allowed to play. Personally I'd put money on the marginally less obvious lilim (though there again we're talking kind of OP) or, a personal favorite, a dark priest. I imagine them being persuasive little things, especially where religion is involved. She'd be able to cut to the heart of the Order's religion's weaknesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917010
>Implying the monasteries aren't protected by the Order heroes backed by the Angels.
Poor MGs are going to face JUSTICE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917008
Edgelord just needs hugs and headpats. I'd imagine he's a war orphan or something if he's living in the monastery who just needed someone to blame.

Alternatively, get a Valkyrie to beat him into shape. "You think you can defeat humanity the way you are right now? You think a weak little snot-nosed punk can convince anyone of your justice? Insects like you need to know their place."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917018
I can picture a scene with him walking in on her kneeling at the alter praying for the salvation of the village from their own modest ways, to accept the fallen god as quickly as possible. She'd do it with total devotion and belief in what she says, to the point where her fervor outdoes anything he can remember the old man preacher ever saying in his years there. It's got that whole "familiar scene but in a totally alien manner" thing going for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917019
That's probably a fetish too, anon. And each town would probably have an Order structure of some sort, so not all of them can be so protected.

[Anonymous No.]

Mega Monster Girl City 1. Population 800 million. Only one thing stands between the human boys and rape.
Judges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917002
Probably some lewd, fat-bottomed P'Orc Bandit, who ambushes him when he stays out late at night. Bullying him with face-sitting, before taking him back to the Warband's camp, to tell the chieftain about the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917031
Right. And then they get to talking, peacefully of course since they're both non-violent creatures by nature and she starts logically and pointedly but unnervingly jabbing every doubt he's ever had about the Order. His conviction is nothing to laugh at of course, but somehow she seems able to point out and, indeed find reservations in his belief and flaws in the conventional church logic. For her part, every point Altar-kun brings up is summarily dismissed not only with dogma but reason as well. Then, juuuuust a little, she'd flirt with the boy surrounded by men all his life. He wouldn't know what to do and she'd damn well know it.

Of course, she'd leave before the rest of Altar's group got there, but not before leaving a hint as to where she might be found should he wish to seek her out. Would he? Well he did really hate to see her go IYKWIM

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917039
And above them all: Judge Judy. The incorruptible paragon of human justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917019
>Paladin unit successfully drives off the tenth monster attack from their preceptory in a row
>Add the last gold star to their battle cards
>Hear trumpets from the heavens
>EVERYBODY'S GETTIN' HOURIS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917039
Nah, demons fuck up any law-oriented system in MGE. They'll have all the judges corrupted and ignoring rape charges before the week was out, and the officials so tightly wrapped up in legal jargon they won't have a way out of it..

[Anonymous No.]

Excelsior!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917053
Just give them those exploding collars for their term or until they retire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917039
>Mega Monster Girl City 1
You know, I can't help but imagine the Megakat City parody of Mega City 1 with all the animal puns.

Just needs more chopper backup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917040
There's something good about the reckless, blunt, forcefulness of a P'Orc bandit charging in on a quiet, considerate life like that. He wouldn't even know how to protest to her demands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917065
Well luckily the P'Orcs will soon be caught up in their internal power struggles since there's no evil overlord to direct their lust anywhere productive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917069
Who needs an overlord when you can have a commander of legions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917065
It'll be a bloodbath, or cumbath I guess, at dawn during morning prayer they'll hear slamming against the door.

Silence will fill the room as they turn around, stopping their prayer for the safety of Altar Boy Jimmy who went missing last night.

The door will fly off it's hinges, and the motley P'Orc Bandits of all shapes and sizes charge in, with the chieftain following them from the back, towering over them at an impressive 7 feet.

They'd offer no resistance, how could they? They are men of the cloth who have taken oaths against violence and sin.

The P'Orcs divvy up the men, after the P'Orc chieftain selects the remainder of the Altar boys for her own personal harem, turning the once holy Monastery into another P'Orc stronghold with which they can unleash further raids on the surrounding villages and towns.

Truly these are dark times for Humanity and The Order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917081
>morning prayer
>at dawn
You don't know jack shit about monks, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917081
I want this story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917081
>her own personal harem
I pity the men who have to share her.

[Anonymous No.]

So, all this talk about monasteries makes me want to write a monstergirl story inspired by In the Name of the Rose. There's so much you could apply there.

The old ex paladin that believes in reason more than faith
The young adept tempted by sin
Forbidden knowledge
And a cursed book

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917084
Get to, you mean! Warleader, big body, good snusnu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917087
>having to stick it in after three or four of your ugly classmates just came inside her
Yuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917085
Name of the Rose was a great book and a bad movie, let's see what happens.
>a cursed book
I'd rather it be a lewd book. The one in the original story was something of immense value and was only deemed harmful by a guy who literally had no sense of humor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917089
No worries about lubrication then

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917090
I see it more as a direct analogue to the KC canon Monstergirl Encyclopedia. Remember how every copy is cursed, and how the Order still tells everyone that monstergirls are regular flesh eating monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917081
Ah, but I want the little moments too. The girls dividing up the rooms as they like for instance. The young men being thrown onto the beds that were once theirs but now their owner's. The youngest, who might have bunked at one point, forced into obscene acts in full view of their roommates.

Or consider how some religious orders produce wine. Imagine years of hard work being drained over months.

What of the oldest member of the Order, forced to sit by and watch as his years of hard work developing a peaceful place of contemplation and rest is shattered?

I need the element of ruin there, too. I think it's my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917055
This is by far the cutest avian. I bet she looks like she's dragging along a coat of feathers when her wings are tucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917102
What I find most interesting is she has tailfeathers. Very rare in harpy design. I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917096
Beds and pillows would be thrown into a single room that would become the 'Breeding Room'. Just a pile of mattresses and soft objects, always in use by at least one couple, for a round-the-clock orgy of rough P'Orc sex.

The rows of pews in the main room would be pushed aside, or broken down to be re-made into a giant feasting table, where the P'Orcs stuff their face with the produce taken from the area, wrestling and getting rowdy far into the night.

All those rough P'Orc warriors getting drunk on the cider and wine they've made, ravaging the men in their drunken lust, who are treated like slaves and cattle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917104
Ah, this is definitely dangerous. I have my waifu but the depraved nature of that depressing situation is really appealing. Junko was right, despair might just be the best after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917104
Seriously this needs to be a proper story, do it or I will, and you don't want me to do it by golly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917104
Why can't they just join the men for meditation and enlightenment by day, and spend the night feasting and having passionate sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917103
And they make the design make more sense overall, too. Why DON'T we see more of those? I mean, if you can make a skirt or pants work around lizard tails and whatnot you could totally make them work around bird tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917110
Maybe over time the men slowly convert them. Turning them away from their sinful lives as bandits, and into respectful Pigs of the Cloth.

One can only hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917096
>Bobcat girl vikings attack a monastery
>Their rough tongues torture the monks for hours until they break
>The cats set themselves up as slavemasters in the monastery
>Every monk now has a fluffy, muscular owner to attend to
>The daily schedule gets reorganized
>The monks, used to getting up at the crack of dawn to pray and work, now have to stay in bed being cuddled until almost midday
>The monks still have to do all the work, though
>Backbreaking labor to feed themselves and now their new mistresses as well
>There's no time to pray for salvation at all
>And the worst part of all is how fluffy and silky the bobcats feel when they're cuddling them
>Some of the monks even start slowing down when they pass their lounging mistress, almost as if they want to get hugged and have those fluffy ear tufts rubbed all over their face
All that lazy, expressionless sex followed by being roughly cuddled through the night. What a nightmare. I might have to write about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917111
>Why DON'T we see more of those
Can't do doggy style without feathers in your face. Though that's the same problem with big thick reptile tails and that never stopped anybody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917114
Bobcat Girls would have a lot of fluff.

There are worse fates for defenseless monasteries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917114
Bobcats are american. You mean lynx or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917116
Just bundle her feathers up and lift them out of the way.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel the need to breed a big bottomed maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917118
Actually most American house cats have a genealogy that leads back to viking pets. Go figure.

http://www.lifewithcats.tv/2016/09/21/scientists-find-dna-evidence-of-viking-cats/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917128
Introduce me to her sister when you're done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917132
Bobcats are not house cats. They're an american species of wildcat. They're about halfway between a housecat and a cougar in size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917117
>There are worse fates for defenseless monasteries.

A pale-skinned, woman in a robe could show up one day, declaring she has need to visit the local graveyard.

Of course they obey her wish and lead her out to the headstones, but she opens a book and begins to chant in some strange tongue.

The earth beneath them begins to rumble and skeletal hands burst out from the ground. The Undead crawling out of the graves.

They try to stop her, but she pushes them aside with no effort using her dark magic. The Monks can only watch in horror as the dead walk among them.

Thanking them in a monotone voice, she turns and leaves, the Undead Army following in her wake.

Such is life at the Monastery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917118
I thought bobcat was just American for any lynx.
And bob-cat-girl sounds funnier than lynxgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917141
No. They're related, but only like Coyotes and Wolves are related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917140
> be an undertaker in MGE world
> recently, folks have been making some strange demands
> and not strange like 'i want to be buried with treasure or my family' strange
> half of them want to be encased in steel or iron
> some of them want notes concerning the raising of their corpses left on gravestones
> others oddly ask for weapons or 'gifts' to be buried with them
> it's all pretty much heretical
> you had to resist the urge to bash in the face of the last lich you saw with a shovel for all the extra work she makes you do
>"fucking zombie sluts wanting to fetishize the corpses of grannies and war vets..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917140
>Undead attacking a place literally full of reliquaries
That lich is maximum retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917175
What power does the divine hold over her, Mistress of Magic, Lady of the Dance and Mayor of a Small Village Up The Coast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917179
I have not read that comic in like three years. I wonder if it's worth catching up on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917179
Richard you're not a monstergirl out please

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917183
Probably not, I dropped it ages ago for being boring.
Order of the Stick is where you go for Liches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917183
It is not, also movie never

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917202
At least there's songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g

[Anonymous No.]

LLLuu here, update to Big City Beat is postponed. Not in a good way right now, apologies for the delay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917216
Ganbatte!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917219
Delicious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916833
For whatever reason when I read this I kept imagining it with a manticore instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917258
Delicious?
>>15915303
Delicious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916496
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ahh, tax returns will be coming next month! Wonder what I'll buy with it~
She seems to be in a good mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917291
>implying Tanukis buy things with their money

They just stuff it in their mattress. They would have you live poor so you could die rich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917296
You've got to spend money to make money Lou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917291
>She seems to be in a good mood.

That's good for her slaves.

[Anonymous No.]

How does a vampire fight with a sword?

I'll preface this by saying that I don't now shit about anything, but I'm kind of thinking it's with both normal and backwards grips, normal for keeping range and a backward grip for getting up close with evasion, deflection and slashes, more viable considering their supernatural grace, speed and reflexes. And I think that fighting with that reduced range in mind makes their fangs a more viable weapon. I mean, if a normal dude started chomping your neck in a fight you could just stab him to death, but when a vamp does it, it's kind of game over unless you get to decapitate it or stab it through its heart. A blade to the side won't phase one when it's already latched onto your neck and drinking your blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917315
Vampires are all spoony fencers.

[Anonymous No.]

福はウチ！鬼もウチ！酒もウチ！

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917315
Well, consider that a human is no match for a vampire even if they are unarmed. One would wield such a weapon, then, out of ceremony or for the purpose of coming into conflict with greater beings.

Dhampir are often depicted with rapier, which would suggest that they are somehow preferential weaponry in combating their mothers. This could be ceremony- a light, elegant weapon with fancy trained techniques does seem like a noble choice. However, consider that the aristocratic vampires are often unarmored. A light weapon that can move fast with good reach, one that can pierce flesh or perhaps contain elements of silver or have garlic applied, would logically be the best choice for the unnatural speed of their blood-sucking mothers. No heavy blade or crushing tool would allow them to keep up, and a dagger just doesn't offer much of an edge in terms of distance.

As for vampires themselves, I'm actually keen on the ides of them using spears for impaling when a real fight breaks out. Other than a personal enjoyment of that imagery and the obvious parallel with the real-life vampire, a proper lance would be the natural progression of the elegant thrusts of a rapier meeting the monstrous force of a true vamp. That's just me, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

I know its late but
Happy London morning people!
don't forget about prototype golems!

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>>15917336
Not that early, it's only 10:30 and I just woke up.

Wouldn't mind going back to sleep with a Weresheep actually.

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>>15917321
Very cute.

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>>15917334
>tfw no armored Dhampir bodyguard.

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>>15917291
Smart Tanukis don't pay taxes.

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>>15917353
And smart tanukis get tail brushings from the nice guy down the street.

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>>15917354
>Nice guy down the street gets bullied into brushing tanuki tail.

How cruel!

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>>15917358
Indeed, its not often that a tanuki brings you to her bedroom for tail brushing.

Its a great honor.

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>>15917334
Yeah, but you need a side arm, and there aren't too many opponents a vampire would actually engage in combat that aren't their physical equal or superior.

So a weapon where all you can do is thrust mightn't be versatile enough. A kind of glaive would be better.

And I think a good side arm would be something like a backsword that's just really heavy and made out of a dense metal that can withstand the vampire's own force.

Like, there's a point for thrusting, and a single long edge for cutting, the blunt edge you could rest against your forearm when you switch grips which would allow for quick draw cuts, smacking in the face with the pommel and ice pick grip stabs. The latter I think is very reminiscent of a fang. And with some years of learning techniques with their own reflexes, I think it would result in a rather iconic fighting style that isn't just typical, if masterful swordplay.

And the closer a vamp gets to you the more at risk you are of them having a munch.

Rapier seems fine for a dhampir who has the speed but not the strength, but it seems far too delicate for a vampire's strength.

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>>15917369
Gonna brush her tail good!

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>>15917372
Why not a whip my friend?

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>>15917376
Have whips ever been a viable weapon?

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>>15917382
Tell that to lions and slaves.
If you want a bit more beef just use a chain instead.

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>>15917372
Between a proper reach weapon and their fists / claws / teeth I'm not exactly sure another weapon is necessary, but I'm sure those aristocrats have to practice something in their spare time.

>>15917376
Castlevania or dark elves only. Whips just wouldn't scare a proper durable undead when they hardly threaten the living. Just too impractical.

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>>15917396
I'm also forgetting their strength, when I think about it. Even the largest, heaviest one handed sword would be like a knife to more vampires. They could get some berserk dragonslayer shit going.

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>>15917372
Not really. Versatility is neato, but I think it's proper to assume that a spear would be hitting like a truck even when swung around from the blunt end by a vamp. Hooking or slicing were neat for humans that need to handle and manipulate to win, but would be insulting to a vampire that would achieve their goals through elegance and irresistible force. Leave your lesser tools for mortals, the spear is death in pure form!

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>>15917336
what happened to that writing overdrive?

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>>15917348
I want a chuuni dhampir with some dumb weapon like a lantern shield hanging out with her brooding kunoichi friend.

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>>15917406
Except swinging a giant sword around is the exact opposite of being classy.

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>>15917346
Suika is always cute. She's got that svelte Oni charm shared by Princess Suzuka.

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>>15917421
Duels are for class. War is for blood.

>>15917416
>Lantern shield
Didn't even know this was a thing.
>Swordsmen duelling at dawn are reported to have carried lanterns during the 16th and 17th centuries, and fencing manuals of the period integrated the lantern into their lessons, using it to parry blows and blind the opponent.[1] The manuals sometimes show the combatants carrying the lantern in the left hand wrapped behind the back.
Didn't know this was a thing either. How about a lantern flail? Though I'm sure some one's had the idea before.

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>>15917432
There's only one weapon that combines grace and strength the way you want.
Just give her a katana

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>>15917440
But a katana would shatter, wouldn't it?

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>>15917432
The lantern shield is an actual shield with a lantern built into it that you could flash the enemy with by pulling a string in the hand holding it.
There's at least one example in the Viennese collection of arms and armour, I don't know if there were more made. It didn't work very well.

Anyway, I imagine a Vampire having some extremely outdated equipment from whenever she was young, like showing up to a fight with Paladins with an axe and a roundshield.

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>>15917443

Not if it's made of blood.

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>>15917432
>"Fufufu, it seems the night has summoned me forth yet again to absorb the evil from this land. Hear me and cower, for I am the cold light of the seventh star of mourning: Suzette Vladimire!"
>"Come and face my cursed weapon, the light that shines at the end of the world, Brinhildric!"
> it's a shield with seven mall katanas taped to it and an LED flashlight in the middle

>"Dear it's time for your piano lesson, put your toys way and come greet your teacher!"
tfw you're employed to teach this vamp's hopelessly chuuni kid how to play
tfw she won't start trying to drag you into a 'dark coven' against her 'witch of bloodharvest' mother
tfw a damphir's instincts against her parent amounts to a little girl throwing a tantrum

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>>15917374
Do it too god and she may just snatch you up

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>>15917374
Top cute nerdy aunty right there. I want to intercrural her from the front and then cum all over her glasses!

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>>15917451
Going ye olde vileblood route I see.

>>15917448
I actually thought of an axe. It would be brutally efficient in the hands of a vampire.

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>>15917459
Kyoukai no Kanata my friend :^)

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that when going to war against monsters add more layers to your codpiece.
it will give you more time to think of a escape when trapped

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>>15917471
Just put a fleshlight under your codpiece!

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>>15916133
>Overshading

I love watching people here get triggered by completely normal, non-animu details.

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>>15917474
The 'tumblr nose' is generally not considered good practice whether or not you're drawing in the anime style

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>>15917473
or a fake penis
by that I mean a actual fake penis, not a dildo

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>>15917485
Make sure it isn't attached too tight, it falling off can give you a valuable moment to escape while they stare in horror.

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>>15917489
We learning from lizards now?

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>>15917491
You're right, we're better than this!
That's why you should keep a live fairy in your codpiece.

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>>15917497
>BACKOFFBITCHITSMINE!
Well Tinkerbell was a yandere.

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>>15917491
Why not? weave made many things by watching animals and only martial arts don't work as good as they used to.

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>>15917482
Those aren't Tumblr noses.

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>>15917497
I mean by this point, wouldn't paladins just castrate themselves to prevent issues?

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>>15917500
Oh don't they?

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>>15917500
Looks like someone forgot the basics of cqc.

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>>15917501
Well yeah, I'm just pointing out that 'overshaded noses' are not actually an invalid complaint. It's just that those aren't actually that prominent.

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>>15917506
I want to teach loli monsters the basics of CQC!

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>>15917514
I want to carry loli girls in luggage!

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>>15917500
you're one of those "fuck kung fu, MMA forever!" guys aren't you?

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>>15917497
Fighters paired with tame, just-friends Living Armors. If they get defeated, the armor will cry and plead the monsters not to take her beloved husband away.
The program was discontinued when too many guys developed feelings for the girl they were together with 24/7 and ended up commiting sins with them.

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>>15917507
What really gets me about Tumblr noses is the excessive use of red flush right on the tip to make them look like Rudolph. In general, it's just awful.
On the other hand though, the red highlighting and upturned nose actually looks really good on that bat-girl OC who just recently popped up. It's reminiscent of a bat, with that cute little piggy nose, but is still totally human.
Pretty clever design, and it's really easy to miss as well.

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>>15917524
There's a simple solution to that problem. Just put a second layer of Armor beneath the first and give him a Possessed Sword. Two's a couple, four's a battle harem!

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>>15917526
>excessive use of red flush
Good old cargo cult art. I bet somebody tried to do the three-shade real portrait thing in a simple cartoonish way and the rest are just aping it without understanding why.

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>>15917524
Why are they allowing these ideas? First using Rage Shrooms to overcome monsters, and then this? It's like Steve is just letting whatever that will corrupt our holy warriors past!

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>>15917521
Cant remember the last time people hated kung fu. Karate on the other hand...

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>>15917537
>make movie called Karate Kid
>kid only does kung fu
No bully pls.

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>>15917519
That would be fun, and an excellent way to sneak them into your room

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>>15917536
That's nothing compared to the time they were supposed to get monsters to defect by offering to marry them if they were good. That just ended up with more monsters applying for the program than there were paladins around! Disaster!

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>>15917537
Karate is often seen as the matchlock rifle of martial arts. though a lot of them as single styles have been shat on with the rise of mma as a sport

[Anonymous No.]

How about instead of anons and their waifus going inna woods to start a village, we go to the mountains to start a fortress? We have enough Anubis waifus to make sure the structures are sound and shit. What could possibly go wrong?

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>>15917451
I hear sword of blood and I just think Sasha from Qwaser.

Granted his was...not a katana. Not really sure what to call it.

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>>15917556
Will anyone write a fanfiction of this

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>>15917559
No but last week the idea was presented and I refuse to let go of it.

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>>15917564
I really want to write a fanfiction but I should also be studying and English isn't even my first language, even if I'm fairly fluent

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>>15917556
>Mountain Fortress
I had an idea involving such a thing...

Odds of me actually continuing to write it seem very low though.

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>>15917556
>We have enough Anubis waifus to make sure the structures are sound and shit.
Too many Anubes. They'll just end up arguing about what they're going to build and you'll end up with a weird-ass combination temple-hillfort-polygon fort.

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>>15917569
Do your best! Think of the Art Fairies!
>>15917570
Go on.

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>>15917553
I one knew a guy that trashed everything that wasnt krav maga

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>>15917578
I know people like that.

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>>15917571
>Too many Anubes

laughinganubisfags.png

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>>15917571
>polygon fort
You mean a bastion fort?

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>>15917572
>Go on.
Just a thing about Dragons.

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>>15917578
Why is krav maga and mma considerd special?

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>>15917582
Yeeees?
>>15917583
Because bullshit machismo that doesn't even belong in real martial arts.

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>>15917581
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polygonal_fort

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>>15917544
It was a good movie, nostalgia-baiting misnomer title aside.

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>>15917591
Oh I know.
>Jackie Chan blocking and dodging until his enemies are no longer a threat
Bloody hell man.

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>>15917586
>Yeeees?
The idea was basically for a series of vaguely interconnected vignettes focused upon Dragoons seeking out mounts/wives in the world. The central "Hub" of the stories would be a vast mountain fortress city where all of them were born and raised.

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>>15917589
No, I'm pretty sure you meant bastion fort. Anubises aren't into that boring pussy shit.

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>>15917600
>bastion fort
You keep saying that. Do you mean a star fort or what?

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>>15917598
>seeking out mounts/wives
But wouldn't they be paired up since childhood to raise them as a more effective battle-couple?

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>>15917604
Most are. Others prefer a more "Traditionalist" route of finding and "Taming" one for themselves the old fashioned way.

That's the angle I was going with anyway.

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>>15917607
So this story coming out in, say, the next couple of hours?

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>>15917583
>krav maga
(((Why indeed)))

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>>15917591
It was good but the martial arts were pretty shitty
>holding an axe kick for full seconds
>other kid could've just rolled out of the way

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>>15917613
Yeah, and the Crane Kick is impossible to block when it's choreographed for like 15 seconds before he does a goddamn thing.

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>>15917613
>>15917617
Well I didn't go in expecting martial arts and I got exactly what I expected
t. bajiquan / baguazhang

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>>15917622
Hinezumi are for martial arts!
And giving mice sniffers a challenge

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>>15917626
I want to wrestle a Hinezumi into a position to nuzzle her nape!

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>>15917622
I have no idea what you just said nipnog, but I don't like your tone.
>>15917626
What color is your Fighting Rat's aura?

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>>15917629
She doesn't have one she's too weak

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>>15917628
I want to help her bulk as part of her training!

>>15917629
Yellow

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>>15917638
>Yellow aura
Has she been known to cause great fear?

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>>15917641
Yes, she's a fearsome fighter and also quite smug.


she also REALLY loves cheese, can't get enough of it

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>>15917571
>everyone and his waifu is forced to drag stone blocks around
>everyone wonder's where the anubisfags are
>you decide to sneak off to find the boss(es)
>the central tent's empty, and the scale model lego model of the fort is surprisingly enough abandoned
>usually there's at least half a dozen anubises surrounding the table, making sure the others are using the the right colour bricks and the scale's accurate
>treasurer tanuki's cluelessly vaping, no help there
>after wandering around for hours you finally hear the echoing of wans in the distance
>it couldn't possibly be the legendary anubis breeding grounds...
>could it?
>not even you're sure exactly what you saw that day
>all that anyone knows is that after that fateful encounter the /mgt/ commune lost another couple
>and you gained a burning desire to play with model trains

[Anonymous No.]

Meet Tentacle's Dragonia form

Grass/Dragon

Seeds sold from Happy Racoon Merchants.

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>>15917583
I dont even know what krav maga is

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>>15917658
She looks like she's not planning on going anywhere for a while.

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>>15917660
It;s it just fighting dirty turned up to 11?

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>>15917660
It's an Israeli martial art about kicking shins.

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>>15917658
Ive always wondered if those orbs in her body are eyes

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>>15917658
>tentacle dragon
Paladin-chan is doomed if she ever meets one of those.

I do love hybrids though so I hope we see more stuff like this.

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>>15917658
Majestic.

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>>15917672
>Paladin-chan is doomed if she ever meets one of those.
I don't think tentacles have dicks, so she'd by trying to ram an onahole in there. Which is considerably more /d/ now that I mention it.

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>>15917672
Any monster girl is improved if she's a Holst hybrid.

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>>15917692
Tentacles are unintentional rapists of human women, they still have the instincts they did as plants and get embarrassed by their actions after it's all said and done.

I like to imagine there's a tentacle support group to help them cope with their embarrassment and find a man so it won't happen again.

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>>15917658
Where is that from? Dragonia MGE book?

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>>15917702
>rapists
You mean molesters. It doesn't really look like they have much penetrative capabilities.

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>>15917658
>Those horns

Would give her lots of rubs.

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>>15917705
https://twitter.com/w_sansaga

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>>15917706
Those appendages can surely go in and out that's for sure, at least if the parts bellow the water are anything like the regular tentacles.

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>>15917706
I get that it doesn't specifically say that in the profile, but assuming that from a tentacle monster is just plain naive.

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A bit dead in here, maybe a Lava Golem can heat things up.

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>>15917782
Oops, just noticed something is showing.

http://i.imgur.com/Iez2eTz.png

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>>15917784
I like lava golem a lot, wished she got more attention.

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>>15917784
Lava Golem or Yeti, who's the ultimate cuddler?

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>>15917790
I want to feed one marble and watch her grow white and milky.

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>>15917795
I want to hug and feel her squishy, warm lava jelly.
She is the number one slime for me and is quite high up in my general list even though I don't really like slimes.

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>>15917626
Please, as if any mouse could outsmart me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917809
There is a mouse somewhere in your house right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917818
I know.
I can smell it.

[Anonymous No.]

A picture really is worth a thousand words. Jesus is trying to describe clothes a pain in the ass

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>>15917794
One way to find out, take them both to an open air hotspring and cuddle away.

Just don't mind the old succubus who runs the place, she can be a bit flirty.

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>>15917658
I wonder what kinds of dragons there are. We already have tentacle an cursed sword, draconic living armor probably exists too. Otohime counts is also a dragon mermaid acording to the wiki too.
I'm thinking things like Dragon slimes, dragon insects (probably dragonfly) and maybe some type of fluffy dragon. Also, because of the zombie dragon you can probably create a Dragon Wight.

I love dragons.

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>>15917820
She is sniffing your underwear and masturbating furiously thinking about having crazy sex, Anon. Are you going to le her get away with it?

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>>15917844
I want her to see me cuddle the fuck out of those girls, while i look at her smugly and she realizes she will get none.

The perfect crime.

[Anonymous No.]

Random brain fart:

MG that is into traps

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>>15917834
Well why bother? Nobody cares about clothes unless it's sexy lingerie or some fetish-wear.

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>>15917911

[Anonymous No.]

So are all MGs that live in Dragonia dragonified then? The mind races.

Draco-holstaurs
Draco-krakens
Draco-lilims
Draco-matangos

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917931
I wonder if my Dragonfu would become a pirate if I asked. They could call her Blackwing the Pirate.

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>>15917924
What the fuck is wrong with her left breast?

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>>15917931
Draco-Flayer

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>>15917936
She's made out of stretchy meat.

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>>15917931
A Draco-wurm!

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>>15917931
Oh yeah, I was talking about dragon monsters earlier >>15917846
and I completely forgot about one that would probably exist too. Dragon harpies. Kind of like wyverns, but fluffy.

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>>15917931
>Draco-arachne
I'm running.

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>>15917947
We don't need no Ryus, let the motherfucker burn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917947
While I am tempted to just tell you Wurms are already dragons, I love Wurms and desire to know more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917935
You would need a name for her ship too. Maybe then she would play it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917955
You can run, but you can't hide. She can smell your scent, she can hear your breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917965
Burning Wind. The figurehead will be sculpted after the fair captain's own curvy form.

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>>15917924
I'd let my dragon waifu do this to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917983
I would too

I'd roleplay being the kidnapped princess held at her mercy

Such is the life of a Dragonslut

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917983
Same, though I'm too manly, hairy and beard-y for it to look cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917992
I share this ailment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917990
That sounds very nice.
>>15917992
You can always be the knight who (s)lays the dragon.

Or Mambomana can make you look cute and androgynous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917955
>Draco-Ushi-Oni
Help.

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>>15917983
I've created one setting where I knock out the princess and use her clothes in orther to be captured my waifu. I have countless ways of meeting her, she won't be able to escape.

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>>15918003
Now that's just overkill.
>can fly
>regenerates lost limbs
>spin web, any size, catches boys just like flies
>breathes fire
>unbreakable scales
This is the optional boss with no relation to the story that's tougher than the final boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917924
I can finally live out my yuri fantasy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918007
The only way to beat her is if you have the Omega nova dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917969
You will need a crew too. I hope your dragon is ready for sea adventures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918014
>You will need a crew too
Ah. Tortuga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918007
Don't forget that her blood creates more of her kind, no one is safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918006
That's very cute.

Makes me wonder what happened to the princess.

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>>15918022
She was naked without her dress and quickly hopped into a suit of armor

There she was mistaken for a male knight and sent off to fight a Lilim

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>>15918022
She learned about what happened while she was out and became a knight to take revenge and retrieve her honor since I may or may not have stolen more than a pair of her panties and a diamond ring that she was using. You know, to give the dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918030
>>15918033
Well that sounds cool.

[Anonymous No.]

So what are you in for? They got me for being an accessory to improper man-and-lady behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918030
Oh yes, my setting does have one of those noice OC lilims too, even if she is a WIP. I swear to god, demon lord must be going insane from having all those bitches around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918046
I'm and elder scrolls' protagonist. Hi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918046
I downloaded an Anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918050
Even last night's storm couldn't wake you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917998
>Or Mambomana can make you look cute and androgynous.
As a man who enjoys looking at himself, I wouldn't mind this honestly. It's not like my waifu cares much about my masculinity. She's a woman, women find femininity just as attractive as they do masculinity. And It's not like I care bout masculinity that much. All it is to me as a straight man is an indicator to who I don't want to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918054
I'd like by big strong monster waifu to make me look androgynous and skinny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918046
Jesus christ lady, what did they do to you? For how long have you stared into that abyss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918055
I want my big strong waifu to princess carry me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918056
Didn't you know? The Warden reads poems to the prisoners. He writes them for some high-and-mighty Wight lady but doesn't have the balls to court her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918060
I want to to sling me over her shoulder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918060
Being princess carried by my waifu would be nice. I bet she would abuse my fear of heights just to make me cling even more to her.

Damn you waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918066
If she can fly she'd probably show you the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918061
But she isn't even reacting to anything. A-are prisoners protected here? Will any one care if I take her into my bed to use her as a body pillow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918072
You're cellmates. Get along you two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918073
Is slipping into her bed and groping her body "getting along?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918046
I dicked the daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918080
Hey, the guards don't care. You're a human and she's an Elf, you're both different brands of rape-bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918084
Non-responsive fuckdoll GET

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918086
Gotta do the healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918046
Jaywalking.

[Anonymous No.]

Miia coloring is done, hopefully the rest soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918066
What happens when your daughteru comes home early to your waifu princess carrying you wearing a dress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918046
Accused of various white-collar crimes. Apparently, parting fools from their money is a felony nowadays, along with talking officers' ears off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917931
Draco-mantis
Draco-spider
Draco-alp
I'm sure draco-wock was already done or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918088
Yeah sure I guess. I mean I'm not going to go out of my way, but I won't tell her to shut up when she finally starts talking either. It's up to her if she wants to be healed really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918093
You have to explain to her that this is something only two people who are really in love xan do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918093
She demands a turn princess carrying me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918046
holding hands with my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918093
>Having a daughter in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

So if the new profiles were supposed to be one every other week, why did the turtle girl get translated so quick after seahorse girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918093
She would probably stutter something like "T-that flower looks nice in your hair, d-dad." before saying sorry and going to her room for the rest of the day.

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>>15918093
I assume she'd be quite confused as to how her mother could comfortably lift me like that, usually I'm the one princess carrying her.

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>>15918109
>>15918119
Weird pervert dadcons. No wonder they don't have boyfriends yet.

[Anonymous No.]

Your skelton neighbor has started practicing her trumpet for the coming samhain. How spooped arr you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918129
No no, Anon. She goes to her room to think about life, to stare at a wall with dead eyes trying to forget what happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Drew figurine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918139
What if she regretfully found it hot though?

Like mother like daughter

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone here play Oreshika on the Vita?

Lots of MGs, many of whom you can fug and make babbies with.

Kochin is cute. CUTE! especially when she is bullied (which is constantly.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918161
"convince" one of her guy friends to visit her wearing a dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918148
I want to desecrate Deruella's statues by covering them with prim and proper clothes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918161
I don't think that's the case. Her eyes were empty and you could hear a monotone voice coming from her room saying "What is the meaning of life?". But she really likes flowers so there is a chance she might try to make her friend use a flowery dress.

But I don't think that would happen.

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>>15917658
KC once mentioned the plants monsters could reach dragon tier strength if raised correctly. Didn't think it would be expanded on in this way.
There's also Tentacle Wurms and Tentacle Wyverns

[Anonymous No.]

>>15916459
>TFW Doctor Gremlin and latenight's lewdness is making me love an MG I'd originally written off as lolicon bait
>TFW will probably never get around to writing about some poor Anon signing up as a guinea pig for a Gremlin's lab only to get his world rocked, as well as rock hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918212
>tentacle wurms
Well it was nice knowing you guys.

A tentacle monster that can mow down trees and crash through walls is possibly the most terrifying thing to come out of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918222
>Being this scared of a stupid grub that can't even fly.

Just float your home with magic until she gets distracted by a rock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918212

>tentacle wurms

So is this just like a smooth plant lamia body with tentacles for arms or oomukade but tentacles instead of legs or a bit of both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918217
Delete this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917374
>Her tail
>Her
>Implying she isn't used for gay sex and futanari because "lol tanuki" by the artist
I mean, I like the fact that she's a Jewnuki with abs but goddamnit.

[Anonymous No.]

>being a pediatrician in MGC
what would that be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918241
You'd probably get Baphos and other sabbath members faking their age to try and hit on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915081
I've actually masturbated to the idea of making a mayadere Dragon/Lilim hot and bothered by crushing her enemies, listening to the lamentations of their women, and driving them before us.

As well as fucking the smug out of a Cait Sith. As well as romancing the macro-virus from The Thing. As well as impregnating every Orc in existence.

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>>15918241
You'd might have to specialize in certain monster types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918252
>each species of monstergirl might need a different doctor
>different doctors specialize in different diseases
The medical profession would explode. Shit, there may even be a doctor shortage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915452
I think I get what you're saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918255
Oh god please no. Mamono mana will save me from having to work extra hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918212
Does this mean tentacle wocks exist? That would be pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918246
>As well as impregnating every Orc in existence.
my nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918258
[muffled katamari damacy music playing in the distance]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918258
I love this more than I should.
>>15918282
You should add the prince in there pushing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918255
Not just Doctors. Architects, Engineers, Clothing Designers, Food companies, and other job fields would explode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918295
>Monster girls solve unemployment just by existing

2017 can't come any sooner

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918288
Be careful, don't want to be around when the Ushi comes back for her seal and accidentally sets off EA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918299
If humanity lets them live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917658
>>15918212
Dragon hybrids are the coolest shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918303
>Humanity

We all know what group would want to keep unemployment high for dirt cheap wages and wealth redistribution through welfare states.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you explain to a neet oneesan that "marrying my little bro" is not a valid occupation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918091

Snake hugs look so comfy.

It makes me depressed thinking about getting a full body hug from a lamia who then teases me about enjoying it a little too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917846
Dragonian Automatons are bound to exist now that I think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918311
>Apophis
>Worth anything but shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918310
By pointing out we're not royalty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917782
>>15917784
About time we got a thicc Lava Golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918308
Someone needs to stop the tanukis before it's too late.

[Anonymous No.]

Does the Dragon bakery serve Berliners? They're my greatest weakness and I'd hate for mighty fire-breathing monstrosities to beat me with some pink baked goods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918324
Why are they doing this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918311
I'd be such a huge slut for an Apophis.
>>15918318
PIDF please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917931
Draco-Vampire
Draco-Automaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918327
They sell roughly anything baked goods related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918334
I just came back from a jog, it's seven in the evening and I want one. There's a bakery less than 200 meters from me. This is what it must feel like to be the monk in this image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918309
Which is why they step through that portal, they'll all get shot and everything will return to normal once the evil invading monstergirls are dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918340
ok chief god

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918303
>humanity
>let
hahah

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918327
There's bound to be a few Dragons that come from a culinary background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918303
Humanity doesn't share the mindset of an average warmongering xenophobe wannabe (i.e. yours), so that's likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918351
Most humans would hate monstergirls. There are people in the community that hate monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918337
Then get one. I walk two fucking miles one way for doritos and pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918361
Oh for fuck's sake go finish the school first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918328
There's plenty of money to be made in waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918356
Well hello there Red.
>>15918362
No. I'm going to brush my teeth like a good boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917931
I want a dragon elemental.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm pretty sure there was something I was supposed to do after I tied up this mouse. What was it, what was it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918366
I'm being serious. Do you think that HLF guy or any other writers of similar stories are going to do a complete flip and support them if they became real? What does that say about the rest of humanity who wouldn't care or hate them by default?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918379
Clamps. You're supposed to put clamps on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918378
>Draco-Glaicie
>Very pretty, but you'll go blind with all the shine of the treasure she's hoarded reflecting off of her.
>Is also essentialy a dragon popsicle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918379
Egg vibrators and then falling asleep while cuddling her like a daki, that's what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918378
>Draco-Gnome
>Wurm with fruit growing out her head
>Draco-Undine
>Water Wurm with a tail made of ice
>Draco-Salamando
>Red Dragon with fiery aura
>Draco-Sylph
>Wurm with ahoge that she uses to fly

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>>15918337
>That image
>'O Heavenly Father, who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come'
"Ufufu~ His kingdom won't be the other thing to come~"
>Pressing her slender hands onto his chest and shoulders, making him freak out even more, yammering out the Lord's Prayer more frantically than before
>MFW nobody ever thinks to do fearboner Succubi

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>>15918385
>Do you think that HLF guy or any other writers of similar stories are going to do a complete flip and support them if they became real?
>Do you think a bunch of NEETs with nothing better to do than to write contrarian fanfiction to this day will do a complete flip when a girl not only acknowledges their existence but actively seeks to start a family with them?

Gee I wonder

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>>15918397
Draco-Sylph would be a loli Wyvern

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918397
>>Wurm with ahoge that she uses to fly
Like a helicopter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918390
>>15918396
Hmm, not sure if I'm doing this right. I put some clamps on her nips, ears, and the tip of her tail, then put a couple vibrators in both holes. now she's just kinda spasming around. is that supposed to happen?

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>>15918399
You don't spend months or years writing some contrarian story or setting unless you're really devoted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918410
Oh yeah, that's how it goes. You might want to replace that gag in her mouth with a ball-gag so you can watch the drool coat it nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918410
No, you're supposed to hug her really tight so she can't do that and fall asleep with her like that to calm her down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918408
Yes.

>>15918406
Why, Wyverns are the second worst Dragons after water horse.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/ZzLB2nSr
Countess

Hey, so this is just the beginning of a short story about a vampire agent and an empire nobleman. It touches on two settings that I wouldn't be able to get into with rusalka until quite a while, the northern town of Fuil and the demon-corrupted Imperial Capital. My muse has pointed me back towards the undead for a bit, but I'll keep writing yansword too. This particular story shouldn't be overly long. I've read over it a few times, but it's pretty late and I have a headache so I might have missed some things

Any way, hope you enjoy it, as always comments and criticisms are more than welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918419
You keep building your world and I keep watching people play Dark Souls instead of writing.
Dagnabbit, boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918418
She is the most agile and really likes to fly, so it makes sense she is related to Sylphy. Also, Wyverns are really cute, do not put them anywhere near sea horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918425
>You keep building your world
Well, I keep trying. I might do a better job if I stopped hopping around the timeline

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918436
Time is an illusion. The world is not. I have but despair in me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918419
Sisterly love, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918443
>Baphomet
>Ever associating with sand niggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918397
>>15918408

[Anonymous No.]

I want to help my Kobold waifu put on her black latex opera-style paw-gloves! Then I'm going to pull her in close so I can kiss her paws and arms all over, and interlace my fingers with hers, and lovingly caress her sensitive, latex-covered skin! I'll have my chin resting gently on her shoulder so I can blow softly into her ear and whisper lewd things to her too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918452
Well whaddya know, he DOES remember he has a wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918169
Oh really? I didn't know it had legit monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918452
But what about your daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918414
>>15918416
she's kinda small, so I tried spooning with her. is it normal for them to grind their butts on your crotch? I'm not quite sure what to do in such a situation. I tried turning her around to face me, but she just pressed up against me and started taking deep breaths through her nose. she's just trying to calm down, right?

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>>15918434
Wyverns with feathers instead of scales might fit more.
Plus, it would mean young ones have down, and would be super soft and huggable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918456
Why would I forget I have a wife anon? That's silly!

>>15918459
She's sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918446
I figure sisterly skinship would take a lewder tone in a family of vamps. Though it speaks more for the lack of suitable men than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918419
Line 112
>Anyone who’d sees anything; hears anything, anyone who rises up against injustice finds themselves in a ditch, light headed and with an unnatural urge to devote themselves to the city of Fuil.
This doesn't really make any sense to me, there'r probably some kind of mistake in there.
>>15918469
Poor dears!

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>>15918461
I don't know man, maybe just stroke the back of her head or her ears or something. She has to calm down eventually. Maybe she just wants your attention so if you fall asleep she'll quit.

[Anonymous No.]

I think you're forgetting that there's several billion people who would see the arrival of the MGs as the work of the literal devil (or whatever equivalent). It would not go over well.

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>>15918212
>KC once mentioned the plants monsters could reach dragon tier strength if raised correctly

"FEED ME!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918462
So a Dragon harpy sylph?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918474
>who'd sees
Yeah, that line's fucked. Thank for bringing it to my attention. I've been struggling with tense in this story for some reason, keep slipping in and out of past and present in stupid ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918493
If it makes you feel any better that's the only one I noticed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918419
>that /fa/shionable mix of bat-themed armor and noblewoman attire that Kat wears
Cool shit. Though I wonder if she has wings and pointy ears like MGE Vampires.
>but I'll keep writing yansword too
Now that's especially nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918466
How old is the daughteru anyway? I think you said it before but I don't remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918501
There's always pointy ears. I'm not sure how I feel about the wings though. I like them obviously, but do vamps just not have wings while they're naked? I need to think about it more. I'm thinking that perhaps clothes and armor can be called at will and manipulated to form wings. But without clothes, they have to make do with shadow or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918487
Yes.
Fluffy down will make them super cuddly, and look adorable when they cling to your back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918502
8 and a half!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918501
>that /fa/shionable mix of bat-themed armor and noblewoman attire that Kat wears
Also, for the sake of transparency, I'll just state that her look is heavily influenced by TW:WH, so it's not like I pulled it out of my head entirely

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918478
I will fight all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918517
Oh, so she is older than mine. I hope your daughteru has a bright future.

[Anonymous No.]

Who would win in a onee-san contest?
Elf-Wight? Jabberwock? Automan model Onee-04Mrk.5? That Holst with the milkshake shop?
Or that little Jinko who demands you refer to her as "Onee-san" despite being shorter than you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918521
TW:WH? You mean Witcher? Vampire armor best armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918533
Probably a shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918533
Wocky, Wight is more of a CC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918535
No, total war warhammer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918530
Thanks anon! I wish the same for you and yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918533
Wock obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918536
It isn't a contest about cleaning or who can eat the most cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918543
Oh. Well. Color me embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918547
Alf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918550
I just realized that it could also be an abbreviation for The Witcher : Wild Hunt. Sorry, should have been clearer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918530
How old is your daughteru?
you don't dick her do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918553
Oh man, I remember that doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917216
Thanks for the edge man, gotta have the darkside of MGs too. Need a break from Cripplechan's "comfy only" spergouts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918547
Yeah but shoggoths are cool.

>>15918555
>>15918550
>>15918543
TWWH is a shit game desu

[Anonymous No.]

So we talkin' Vampires now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918478
>The same billion of people who don't mind that the guys the bible condemns and who killed their messiah are still running around, and some even support them

Most haven't even read their own book, why would they do anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/ merged with /a/
>my waifu when

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918567
The Romans executed Jesus, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918566
>tfw we can't call her chair anymore because Cocytus went full retard this chapter
She's still a failure and a shit girl

>>15918567
Because it's quick and easy and they probably won't lose much in terms of money or jobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918570
Well it's not like it will make much of a difference to us, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918570
Can't we let them take something shitty like /pol/ or /vp/ instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918566
>No bully sign
You know those things only triple the amount of bullying they actually receive, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918572
I wonder who pushed for the execution

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918553
More like Saya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918565
What, warhammer? Agreed. But I'd still fuck that chick vampire hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918577
If /pol/ is removed, what do you think happens? They'll be all over everywhere.
>>15918579
EXTERMINATUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918570-
>>15918577
>>15918576
>not just deleting the internal archive
>not just adding a donation button
Seriously who even uses them
this is off topic desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918574
Yes, she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918566
Only if they're 7ft. tall and can lactate.
>>15918577
/pol/ can stay desu since most of the actual /pol/ oriented shitposting stems from people assblasted about /pol/ itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918585
Saya's a Shog though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918583
Germanic priestess > vampire

>>15918585
>implying they aren't already
/jp/ is one of the few non-zero-traffic boards that generally lacks the happy merchant and even then it shows up from time to time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918596
No. Saya is a world-killing monstrosity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918598
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>it is october
Spooky when

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918607
Ah, I see. A Kikimora is using mastah's WiFi to shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918597
>Germanic priestess > vampire
Hey, I like my holy just as much as I like my unholy. I just prefer one to come before the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918615
The priestess is a better waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918570
Wait, what's happening now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918611
Kikis belong in a cage

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918611
She is still pissed a Shog got the jan position instead of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918618
4chan is dying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918618
Just jump on /qa/ and find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918617
Who's this priestess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918620
Please do not insult Shogs like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918621
Where will we go if 4chan dies?

>>15918623
An agent waifu from a Total War game

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918619
No, a chastity belt as their master brings home all sorts of strange girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918622
Not him, but all I see is people whining about /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918627
>Where
We won't. We'll simply cease to exist. We are all merely shades in a dream, dancing on the edges of consciousness. Soon the giant will awaken from his nightmare and we will never have been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918627
>Where will we go if 4chan dies?
I tried to bring this up yesterday and got warned by a mod for some reason.

We need a backup plan, because none of the other monstergirl sites are a viable option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918641
There's /jp/ spinoff boards. We could move with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918637
>>15918641
/ghost/ is a temporary measure but I don't know any other good sites for this stuff. Can we not do something like help fund archived.moe to allow for uploading? It'd basically be 4chan 2.0 anyway. If we add a donation button I don't think there'll ever be issues.

>>15918646
Infinitychan?

[Anonymous No.]

Succubutt wants to get fit! Share your tips!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918556
She is 7 and don't worry about it, she is already in the childhood friend route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918621
>>15918622
Oh.
Guess this means Anons and their waifus are going on the road.

Hold me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918647
Naw, it's spread out too thin and they would hate us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918637
One shall still remain even when our dreamlike reality is erased.
A shining beacon of justice and rightious fury; a just sword to protect the innocent and fend off evil;
It is the Eldergod Wurmbane!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918651
Seriously, can't we donate to archived.moe and let us make new threads there? We already have the ability to post in real time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918649
ok good, I don't think we need another KDF around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918653
I thought it was Lilimbane, but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918648
Get fit on your vacation bro.

[Anonymous No.]

Big girls are best girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918654
Warosu used to have ghost posting too, but they got rid of it. I think it took up too much space, and also people were using it to coordinate raids and shitposts on the actual 4chan boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918655
People mistake me for Alp and sometimes KDF even though I don't dick the daughteru. It's really fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>4chan dies
>Keep writing
>Keep silently updating pastebin
>Nowhere to post the links
>No one to talk to
Jesus what a lonely existence

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918667
Yeah but like
How much does it cost to run 4chan anyway? I'd probably help fund it if a spinoff actually had a way to donate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918669
Why do they mistake you for Alp? Do you tell them it's Penis Inspection Day when the calendar says otherwise?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you grow to love her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918647
>Infinitychan?
Please no, that board can't sustain a conversation due to not sticking to a single thread.

They have more active users but say you want to talk about Shogs, you might be able to get 50 odd posts about them in a single thread that lasts 2-3 days. There? If you make a Shog thread you might be lucky to get 5-10 in that same time frame and get that same 50 posts over an entire month if you play your cards right.
It's a horrible idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918674
Because my wife is a black dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918683
Then where the hell do we go
Like forget monster girls or not, where the hell would 4chan move to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918684
Oh. Well, that's quite the pickle.
I'm sorry for any inconvenience

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918683
Also there's the attitude they have towards 4chan as a whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918681
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918658
It's a Wurm Demonbane, anon.
Don't upset her or she will summon infinite Wurms on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918687
Don't sweat about it. Gotta love them black dragon waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918670
>There will be no one to tell you that your tastes are shit
Not sure how his makes me feel, how would i know i'm crossing the line into degeneracy? i don't want to fall into the shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918684
I should do something with one to make all BD lovers visible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918697
Like what? A Black Dragon in a pirate costume with a Parrot Harpy maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918700
Black Dragon villainess rubbing her naked form against a big bad as he plays around with chess pieces shaped like warriors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918670
It's like the Opportunity Rover.
The mission ends, everyone leaves, and you're left all alone. And you still keep going. For 100 days. 300 days. 1000 days. 2000 days. 4000 days, and so on.

The Last Writefag. Creating stories on Pastebin meant for a /mgt/ that left and vanished long, long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918706
An evil overlord with a Black Dragon waifu?
Sweetest gig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918697
It would attract all the dragon sluts and you wouldn't be able to know which ones love the black the most. There is at least 3 I think, and that guy with the metalhead Salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918683
>Remember checking that place time ago
>They had some sort of 'writefag school' thread going
>They were trying to teach writefaggotry
>They were unironically trying to teach people how to greentext
>Literally nothing regarding prose and proper writefagging

>Managed to shitpost that thread till they ceded the point

I don't want to know what type of culture they got going on in there now if it was that bad back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918708
Could be worse, it could be like the Curiousity Rover, where it sings Happy Birthday to itself every year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918714
>They were unironically trying to teach people how to greentext
ConfusedCheshire.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918708
>Creating stories on Pastebin meant for a /mgt/ that left and vanished long, long ago.
This shouldn't hurt as much as it does.

Hopefully whenever you fags find a new home ELH posts it on the collections

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918714
It's full of memes and - at least last time I checked - too much Trump posting.

I could go into a whole analysis of why I think Infinitychan is the way it is.

[Anonymous No.]

A-also. I-I guess... there is always... the wiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918419
Always nice to see more from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918722
How would that even work?

[Anonymous No.]

It's not like I like you guys or anything anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918714
The place looks really fucking dead and it's full of CYOAs, but there are some fun threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918731
>ctrl f CYOA
>52 results

Lord almighty

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918683
So instead of going to a new board like /monster/ why don't we just make a thread on their /a/? It's about the same speed as /jp/, maybe slightly faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918686
4chan as a whole likely won't go to one single place and each part will go different ways. What we really need is one board on another site willing to take a single thread.
I'd recommend /ns/ on tohno-chan but it makes /jp/ look faster than sonic so we would likely piss of the natives hard.
>>15918714
It's still bad, too many greentexts where the author doesn't realise they're too long and would be better off as prose.

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>>15918739
We'd get kicked out of tohno-chan in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918737
we talking /cyoag/ CYOAs where they are images with choices on them or the CYOAs where people just write what people tell them to write one paragraph after another?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918720
>too much Trump posting

[Anonymous No.]

Man, if we're going down I have to write something while I'm still here. Art Fairies don't fail me now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918739
Can't we just go on archived.moe
Is that really such a bad idea, I usually get ignored even when I bring it up on /qa/

>>15918738
There's always fufufu who last I checked was looking for more users.

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>>15918744
I only saw the first one where the guy makes a drawing with the story and a "What will you do next?" question. Then people post what they want and the one with most replies win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918730
>Tfw these threads have always been one of the threads you've always had open ever since the /a/ days
Well, I guess
If this is the end, it's really been fun
Even though our countless ups and downs, from shitposting to art spikes to even the exodus, we've been through a lot.
Yet we stuck together, you know?
I guess, I mean, what I'm trying to say is
I'm going to miss you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918756
RIP infinitychan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918670
>All those stories still incomplete when the day comes
>Some writefags stop writing
>Others write a couple chapters before giving up
>And a few others keep writing to the very end
>Alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918756
That sounds to be the quickest was to get a "Jinko is not a valid option" fiasco
Hah. Good times

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918761
We're probably not going anywhere in a hurry anyway, high traffic boards that aren't necessary will be cut and image sizes reduced before then. It's not like we won't have fair warning before the ship finally sinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918761
It sucks. I remember going to /a/ and looking at these threads for a while, stayed around for some weeks and went away. After some years I came to /jp/ and saw it again, never bothered to post, but it interested me since I already had a dragon waifu at the time. Last thing I remember before walking away was a Thunder Bird in the OP.

Years later and here I am again, this time interacting with you guys and having fun. It's been one year too since I settled down.
I don't want this to end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918708
>tfw been here in the threads since Bromont still did BS
>now everything might go away
I was prepared to stick around as everyone else left, writing stories as new faces come and go like flickering lights.
But this...this leaves a heavy weight in my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

Chill out guys. Peace, love & rock 'n roll will never die!

[Anonymous No.]

Bad as it is, there's always /monster/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918710
Sweet until she is forced to get up.

>>15918712
Let's say 5 just to be safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918790
We were just talking about it though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918712
>metalhead Salamander
Is there art of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918790
I visit this site and that one, but I sure don't go there for MGs.
An entire board is just way too sparse for a subject like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918790
What/where is monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918791
What I really want to know is how different they are from each other. I know Alp's Dragon has to do with acid.

[Anonymous No.]

So, which writefags are likely to go the Gherman route of being alone while updating stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918804
Black Dragons breathe acid, it's a DnD thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918790
I'd rather use irc than go to /monster/ and that's saying something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918796
oh, I woke up two minutes ago and just scanned the thread real quick.

>>15918802
>>15918810
A two hundred person migration to /monster/ may help revitalize the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918790
>>15918802
>>15918807
>>15918810
I just asked fufufu's admin and he said more or less that if we want we can migrate there if 4chan goes down, although he prefers /a/ content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918804
Mine also has an acid breath attack, but the main difference would be their dragon form and a few other things I'll not mention.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHDZ5rYiMz0

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918813
What is fufufu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918813
>although he prefers /a/ content
Tough shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918811
But Anon it's 3:30 PM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918790
Never. The mod is a mexican faggot who will share your IP in their discord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918790
It would be okay if it's wasn't a huge fucking board for a pretty minor thing. Most of the threads are half ded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918824
Well fuck that then

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918809
>>15918815
Oh? I didn't know about that. Mine just breathes fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918822
10:30 Alaska time. Im a lazy fuck for sleeping in that long anyway though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918807
>Gherman route
Who is gherman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918830
So, basically /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918836
What is Google?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918836
Have you ever heard of a little game called Bloodborne?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918820
>>15918819
Well he's actually okay with it, it seems. So basically, the option is open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918790
I thought that was a honeypot for the FBI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918833
Fire is a common thing amongst generic dragons.
You sure her scales are naturally black?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918813
>>15918841
I've literally never heard of that site

[Anonymous No.]

>doomsaying

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918841
Okay, but what IS ufufu? And why are they so unsettling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918844
it's a moe site, that's your hint

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918837
I'm pretty sure /jp/ population is at least 30-50 times more than monster
Try /po/ or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918843
Yes. Though her older sisters have more of a redish/purpleish scales due to some lore things.
I guess you could say it's just a really dark red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918853
Aha! She's a faker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918844
I assume it's a small chan-style board. There's a lot of obscure imageboards scattered around the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918841
>Kushinda

Hey I might actually know that guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918856
No! It's so dark that it's black!

What if your waifu scales were actually just a really dark yellow? How about that?

[Anonymous No.]

We should keep in mind this >>15918841, and in any case all of you should save the link of the wordpress found in the OP (ELH will keep updating it to the end of times. Because that's his job.). Now let's go back to monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918859
I'm sure you do
Where am I from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918848
Yes, but it's reasonable doomsaying.
>>15918852
To be frank, I don't even know why /po/ exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918862
>ELH will keep updating it to the end of times. Because that's his job
I sure hope so

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918864
To be mistaken with /pol/ obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918863
Were you in a certain IRC of a certain NG+ mod at some point?
Did you finally fuck your sister?

[Anonymous No.]

Time to hunker down and marry a snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918869
this is off topic, but you've found me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918865
He has to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918872
Give us the juicy details you ninny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918872
Man I've missed you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918865
Maybe he is the one who can lead us to the promised board?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918862
>and in any case all of you should save the link of the wordpress found in the OP
And worst comes to worst, there's an irc listed on there people could use to poke him into telling people to go somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, fufufu just told me that they don't want us to use the memetext aka
>implying
>mfw
>tfw
and prefer us to use greentext as quoting.

>>15918874
/jp/ is not /a/ and does not welcome storytime.
Also you seem to have forgotten some of the details. "Finally" is the wrong word there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918877
So he's the Ocean Man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918883
>and prefer us to use greentext as quoting.
That would pretty much kill these threads sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are we suddenly doomsaying? Did chinese Moot snap already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918883
Well, that site is just an option, and we don't need it just yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918883
No greenmeems? No shitposts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918886
The voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918893
No, we just have to be creative with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918889
The japs from 2chan warned us but we didn't listen

>>15918887
Not necessarily. Greentext usually is just memes or low-quality content.

[Anonymous No.]

GAOOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918893
It's really more or less old /a/ from what I can tell, so while trolling is probably a thing it has to be actual bantz.
Also, while they prefer no generals, they seem to let on the idea that having one wouldn't be too much of a big deal

>>15918887
I'm not sure about wall of greentext or indirect quoting
But I'm just passing along what I've heard

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918904
They might prefer us having one 'containment general' instead of all of us just spilling over into any slightly relevant thread. Although I hope they come to like us/accept us if we ever do end up migrating again. I mean, are we that unlikable? I'd like to think we don't act like shitbeards most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918901
I'm going to marry her and there is nothing she can do to stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918913
>I mean, are we that unlikable?

You'd be surprised what other places think of us if you look hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918913
That comes down to how cancerous we act
They don't mind writefaggotry or drawfaggotry and seem to be okay with monstergirls in general although we'd need to be careful to not let it spill over

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918901
GAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918919
Well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918889
Yes. He says 4chan doesn't make enough money to sustain itself. Even though moot said it's doing ok. Japs said he was a greedy jew, so I guess they were right
Also the guy who bought AIDS meds and raised it's price to 9000% is considering buying/investing. Buckle up, it would be a fun ride

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918873
>He has to.
What makes you say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918919
Well, I know JP doesn't like us and neither does A. Never understood why though, we stay within our bounderies and don't flood the place with dumb touhou threads or shit like that.

I genuinely don't understand why people hate us as much as they do. I can understand getting some shit, but we don't act nearly as cancerous as a few other places round these parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918924
>>15918919
fufufu was originally a safe haven for loliposting and the admin is a guy who posts abused lolis
They're not going to call us degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918913
This thread has avoided most cancer that is generally associated with generals by being strict against attentionwhoring, full-on shitposting and random off-topic shit. We've kept it on-topic instead of turning it into a hangout for tripfag/discord circlejerk shitters or something.

It helps to keep in mind we're channers who use this thread to talk about monster girls, and not /mgt/fags who think of this as our "home board". If something happens to 4chan, I'm going to lose a lot more communities than this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918927
Well this election has brought lots of people to 4chan. So that might be it.

[Anonymous No.]

This is why you don't ignore the warnings about wood elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918932
But WHAT is Ufufu? Seriously, is that even its actual name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918940
>we're channers who use this thread to talk about monster girls, and not /mgt/fags who think of this as our "home board"
Speak for yourself m80. This thread is literally all I browse outside of the odd /a/ thread on whatever seasonal anime I'm watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918942
Those skirts are just the right size. I want to knock those elfs unconscious with the power of my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918932
>safe haven for loliposting
Nice
But what it's fufufu actually? What is it's address? By googling fufufu I only get some russian wot clan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918945
うふふふ~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918932
>fufufu was originally a safe haven for loliposting
Fuck. I don't want to be banned for calling loli a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918952
>>15918945
It's really not that hard to find, it only has one board right now - /a/.
Please don't link it if you've found it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918913
>>15918932
>>15918931
Actually its the opposite we have to worry about. These threads have always have a holier than thou attitude when it comes to our "posting standards".

Wherever we go, we're going to have to get used to the fact that people will want to discuss the topics this general hates, and we wont be able to do anything about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918964
That's only if they come into this general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918964
This is true. What are we going to do, go to some one else's site and call THEM the newfags when they post yuri and futa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918961
How about just telling us?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be able to love a single mother MG who was abandoned by her husband? Take into account she might have trust issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918964
>Someone starts talking about Cait Sith's
>Thread shifts in their seats

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918964
>and we wont be able to do anything about it
Sure, that's working so well for them now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918974
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918974
Yeah. I would give her some heavy healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918974
How old is her kid?

[Anonymous No.]

What do monstergirls dress up as for Halloween?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918974
>literally your wife's kid
Cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918964
>Wherever we go, we're going to have to get used to the fact that people will want to discuss the topics this general hates, and we wont be able to do anything about it.
Futa might be the only exception there thankfully, it's pretty normal to tell futafags to fuck off even on other boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918974
I'd rather keep following MGE and other monstergirl sources by myself than watching a thread with the shit that isn't posted here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918931
/a/ and /jp/ because >generals REEEEEEE, and /jp/ used to be insanely autistic years ago and hated /a/ before this thread was even moved here, and we came from /a/.

I can imagine a lot of random faggots hate us because we haven't allowed them to turn the thread into a dead /vg/ general -tier cesspool with futa, monsterboys and other garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918883
Mind spreadin the web address? Idk if its just me being an idiot but I can't find this website for the lif of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918974
Time for healing.

Cuck memes and stock responses be damned, as long as there wasn't a good reason he left her, she still needs love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918997
>>15918972
They're rather hostile to newfaggotry and >reddit, so I'm doing this mainly to respect their wishes when they've explicitly told me not to link it directly.
I've already dropped a hint, so think about another 4chan related site ARCHIVE

[Anonymous No.]

>Doomsaying
Yes, because we don't know already there are people who want us out of here. Let's see how much we're pushed to "voluntarily migrate" again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918987
Thats wrong though. The cuck is the guy who left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918999
>Might be willing to accept us if 4chan goes down
>Doesn't want us to even know where they are

ok bud. Thanks for the hint I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918985
23.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918889
Martin Shkreli may be on the 4chan board of directors soon, does Martin like MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919004
Do you really want the flood of cancer that might happen? Also most non-newfags know about it and can find it anyway. Sorry bud.

[Anonymous No.]

Eh, I really hope this is just doomsaying. 4chan has been my internet home for years now, and these threads have been a major part of that for the last three. If the shit hits the fan I'm going to miss you guys, even if your waifus are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919005
I'm fucking that kid and her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919006
Yeah, but only cosplay tier.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best morning clothing for a Monster Girl

A poofy robe?
An oversized button down?
An old rock band shirt?
Cutesy Pajamas?
Nothing at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919006
Martin only likes money, pepes, and baneposting. He literally wants to see the return of the /b/ glory days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919010
My waifu's still better than yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919005
Then yeah, sure. She might as well just be a single CC at that point

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919014
The smell and stains of last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919010
It probably is, I'm just finding an emergency alternative. God knows enough shit has hit the fan in my life that I know better than to have not a single backup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918999
>archive
My phone doesn't load those.
Can't you say more of its bloody fucking name? Because this is getting "TEEHEE, OUR SUPER SECRET CLUB! GUESS WHAT ITS NAME REALLY IS!" tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919014
This is a hard one. Cutesy pajamas is good for the heart while button shirt would make me even more lovey dovey towards her. Sexy nightgown if she wants to get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918974
Only if it turns into oyakodon with her loli daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919007
>most non newfags now
So you can vouch everyone knows something never mentioned here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919022
I'm just going to assume he's shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919022
That is literally the entire name. "Fufufu".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918807
I don't update much, but I probably would still post the occasional thing for anyone who might check my bin randomly. I know I still check a few 'dead' writefags out occasionally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919027
>not translated
Damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919028
Anon I'm not him but he's already gave two massive hints, it's literally the first result on google if you use them both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15917658
Awesome.

still don't like stupid oversized "hands"

[Anonymous No.]

I would like a automaton called "jenny 5"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919037
aooo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919022
>phoneposter
>sekrit club argument
>the level of butthurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919028
>https://fufufu.moe/a/

Here ya go!

[Anonymous No.]

Guess who's back. Baby Got Back again.

Scylla: http://pastebin.com/tQszmM5Y

Another 100% shameless, brainless, and scandal...less smut, quickly banged out so I could get back on schedule.

Man Made next week, hopefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919040
>Not 9
I implore you to reconsider

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919041
It only has one board, the anime board. That is your last hint.

>>15919044
>can't even respect the site owner's specific request
Jesus fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919047
Sorry, I was going for short circuit, not that robot cartoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919044
Finally.
Fucking a, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919057
Oh
I mean, I knew that
That was a test, Anon. And you passed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919050
Not him, but talking about this website so openly and then doubling down and playing a guessing game I can only say you deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919057
>disassemble
>dead
>disassemble Jenny #5
>dead
>DISASSEMBLE?! DEAD!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919045
You've really got into Scyllas, haven't you? You've managed to get me into them too, dammit. Now I regret bitching about getting them in almost every roll game

I'm really not into ass play, but it was well written as always. Keep up the awesome work, man!

[Anonymous No.]

Yuri when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919045
>More fat assed masochistic power bottom Scylla
Fuck yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919076
Weekends over mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919077
Hips that sink ships!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919077
>masochistic
I forgot I had a masochist in my own little stories alongside a Scylla who loses control of her camo when flustered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919076
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919067
You really think an imageboard that tries to be oldschool /a/ will look kindly on us, if the kind of people who can't even find it based on incredibly obvious hints and get super butthurt about """""sekrit klub""""" come with us there if the worst happens?

In the hypothetical shit hitting the fan scenario, the best I can hope for is that the retarded newfags are singled out, instead of the hosts getting angry at all of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxVVgBAosqg

Pretty sad, but at least Curiosity is still going strong on its mission. We're still talking to it.

Makes me think of a scenario involving an automaton, too.

>State of the art automaton is developed for one of the most ambitious space exploration missions ever
>A mission to the surface of Proxima Centauri b to study its viability for human (and monstergirl) colonisation
>Over the course of months, the automaton is programmed, taught, and nutured by a team of scientists, engineers, and roboticists who all grow to love her as a daughter
>She's incredibly proud of the fact that she's able to take part in a pioneering mission that will hopefully open the path for the residents of Earth to inhabit another planet
>And also a little nervous, but her team - her family - is there for her

>On the day of the mission, five years after her creation, she's ready to be loaded up on the rocket that'll take her to the Orbital Deep Space Launch Platform
>She knows that this is the last day she'll ever see her family
>The last time she'll ever see Earth again
>Her AI developers taught her how to experience and define emotions, but she's having trouble with the one she's feeling right now
>Bittersweetness?
>When she asks her family, a lot of them start crying
>She can't cry, but she thinks she knows why they are, so she walks to each individual in turn, embracing and saying her farewells
>Soon, she's loaded up, and the last thing she sees through the porthole before she powers off is the teary, smiling faces of her family

>The automaton wakes back up, and the view outside the porthole is now very, very different
>She's outside, the sky is dark purple, and to her left she can see the dim orange of the Su- of Proxima's glow
>She checks computer logs to get her bearings
>After she was loaded up onto the rocket, it took 2 hours to go through launch prep, and 8 hours to dock with the ODSLP
>1 hour to transfer onto the experimental, one-of-a-kind craft that would carry her to Proxima b
>A further 1 hour and 20 minutes to go through launch prep
>And 36 years, 4 months, 1 week, 0 days and 40 minutes to land on the surface
>Flight was uneventful
>There's messages stored, ready for her to read too
>Her family, wishing her well, sending pictures, congratulating her on leaving the solar system, on reaching the halfway mark, talking about how they're doing back on Earth
>How the programmer who helped teach her how to walk passed away ten years ago, and the physicist who created her power source passed eight years ago
>Over 4000 messages, talking about children, new families, world news, a new orbital colony, plans to turn the existing colony on the moon into a city
>She could read through them all in seconds, but she spends two hours pouring over every word and picture in her head
>When she's done, she sends back a single message
>"I'm here. Thank you so much. I love you all."
>It'll take over 4 years for her message to reach Earth, and another 4 years to receive a reply

>Plenty of time to get started with her mission
>Exploring, studying and recording
>Alone, on a distant planet unpopulated by humans, or monstergirls
>Save for one single automaton, under an alien sky, on alien soil, orbiting a star 40 trillion kilometres from the Sun
>And all the hopes of Earthkind's dreams of interstellar travel engraved into every circuit, bolt, rivet and fibre of her body

>The landing pod opens up, and she takes the first step onto her new home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919044
Haha
Time for shitposting!
That thing is pretty much ded. 100 is the most replies thread. Average is 10. We will take over the whole thing and oldfags would get righteously mad. Not an option imo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919089
Yeah, the site isn't a viable replacement for this place. Just wanted to let the others see it cause they asked. We are better off on 8 then fufufu i think(which still isn't a good place to end up).

[Anonymous No.]

Would you get a "tongue split" if your waifu asked to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919089
>>15919095
As long as we don't try to 'take over' the board it'll be fine, we don't actually have a better option right now. 8's /monster/ will just kick us out right away, fufufu is at least willing to give us a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919076
I love the Lilraunes, but its really hard to talk about them here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919076
I want this flower to yuri on my rod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919100
Liliy isn't even yuri really so much as fondling each other while waiting for someone to jump in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919102
You'd be shocked how many people consider that /d/tier. Its the weirdest thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919100
I love them too. People won't care as long as it's clearly what is supposed to be (ffm) and not yuri with the guy as a third wheel as yurifags want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919087
>incredibly obvious hints
You realize that you threw a red herring in there right?
You realize that googling fufufu and archive turns up something entirely different and just as apparently related from googling fufufu and moe?

Like you keep saying "newfag newfag" but I've been here years now, and I can count the number of times I've had to use the archive on one hand. Moe is the furthest thing from my mind

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>>15919088
But other people will come over when she's done scouting, right?

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>>15919045
>impregnation attempt
You mind reader, I was half way through the anal scene and thinking that he needs to knock her up.

Glad to see more of her though, I really like Scyllas.

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>>15919108
He's not me, but seeing as the point is already out
>moe site
>what is another 4chan site that is moe
>archive(d).moe
>fufufu.moe

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>>15919045
>Man Made next week.
Can't wait! I loved what you have so far.

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>>15919089
>>15919095
bannedchan shills go and stay go

If 4chan does die or get sold to mr. over 9000 aids medicine, a board in the spirit of old 4chan would be a much better option than that hellhole.

[Anonymous No.]

we plantpussy now?

Would you a dangerous man eating Alraune?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919087
I agree with the first reply to your bullshit.
Ufufu and archive do NOT show anything related to the site in question. Even then, most oldfags think "Easymodo" or such when you mention archives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919125
I would eat her out.

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>>15919119
I think of warosu sooner than i think of moe

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the best hellhound story here?

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>>15919131
Foolz and easymodo for me.

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>>15919099
Being forever the first and most replied thread is pretty much a takeover. Or at least oldfags will think so
Why would 8fags ban us? Didn't they invite us during last year incident when mods banned people for reporting blatant yuri shitposting? I'm the one who shitposted yuri that time. It was hella fun seeing assblasted fags in ghost

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>>15919124
And how do you think such a low-traffic board is going to respond when a whole bunch of newcomers show up with a posting rate 100x greater than anything else there?

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>>15919106
I get that, but its the nature of the beast.

If i dated Liliraunes, I would expect that they couldn't resist toying with each other while I was out and about. Its in their blood (sap?). There's nothing wrong with that, and as soon as I get home they would both be raring to go.

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>>15919132
For me it was that one Iron-beast did for the monster girl roulette series

Your move wanfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>Waking up and not being able to read 800+ posts
>No laughing at bait attempts
>No one asking stupid questions about waifus
>No philosophical debates and MGs become real what ifs
>No more waifufags
I could go on but it hurts too much. Don't die, I need you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919108
>I've been here years now
Whole two of them? Were you even born before the year 2000?

The way you're behaving like a complete retard tells everything we need to know. If people keep calling you a newfag, you should probably learn how to lurk and behave.

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>>15919125
As long as it's man "eating", then I'd consider it.
I'd prefer taking in an Alraune during these increasingly colder months, though. I'd help keep her warm and relax with her in her flower at the end of the day.

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>>15919132
Either that one with the bind boy or the beast hellhound entry

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>>15919106
Even something like that riles some people up.

Them kissing and groping each other to tempt the man in or kissing each other while one of them is being pounded by the guy is haram for a lot of people. There's always at least one guy who gets pissy with "fuck off you're the kind of person ruining ffm" style posts.

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>>15919146
now that sounds pretty comfy.

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>>15919141
Wanna talk about waifus?

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>>15919126
Searching 'fufufu moe', however, does, and my original mention of archive didn't tell you to search archive.

>>15919131
>>15919135
Look man, the fact is that if you search fufufu moe it's actually the first result so I shouldn't even have given the second hint

>>15919137
/a/ would be the main people to move over, I only specifically asked if this thread would also be welcome there. Presuming 4chan gets nuked, /a/'s traffic there would be far higher than our general.
Also I recall infinity having a huge hatredboner for 4chan, and at any rate it's a fucking hellhole.

>>15919135
>>15919131
I meant another (moe) 4chan-site. Guess I should've specified

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>>15919136
>Being forever the first
Maybe newthread fags would get told to sit the fuck down instead of spamming a slow board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919141
Want some MGK or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919145
>we
>lol underage b&
Methinks the anon doth protest too much. Got something to prove?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919154
I'd love to. What about them?

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>>15919156
>>15919136
If there's only one thread I doubt they'll be that mad.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have that pic of the bat girl wrapped up with the alraune?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919155
BUT YOU NEVER SAID MOE.
It would have bern a lot better for oldfags used to the days of Foolz.

Try conveying things in ways others understand instead of just how you do.

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>>15919175
But that was my original hint.

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>>15919165
So, how about monster girls with big meaty paws or huge claws trying to do basic stuff like cleaning the house?

I'm sure my waifu would suck at cleaning the dishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919136
The mod from cripplechan has a clear animosity towards this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919132
I gotta admit most writing is a blur so i cant say

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919155
>/a/ would be the main people to move over
That would be completely apocalyptic for that site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919124
>mr. over 9000 aids medicine,
He literally did nothing wrong. He is more old 4chan /b/ than the whole nu/b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919159
Maybe some of that Dragun? I have never seen you draw her before.

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>>15919178
Sure was vague as hell and unnoticable then.
You also could have said most of the site's name without making it a direct link.

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>>15919178
Your original hint was "ARCHIVE"

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>>15919186
Thats not a good thing. He wants memes and shitposting as a standard

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919179
I'm really a fan of the not so meaty paws, but if my waifu did have to have them meaty I know she'd struggle with guns

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>>15919183
That's on the admin, who specifically told me he was okay with it.

>>15919188
Fufufu literally is the site's name. Also >>15918851

>>15919194
>I am blind

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>>15919187
Which Dragon? Wurm? Crybaby Wyvern? Ryu and her slip'n slide? Dragon and her mum? Wock? That water horse who lives in the sewers with rats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919201
That hint could have been taken multiple ways.

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>>15919180
What did we do to him?

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>>15919202
The cute vanilla one. Not with her mom or at the bakery, just her chilling around, maybe on top of a tree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919207
He's thHesame guy who got us kicked from /a/, I bet.

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>>15919205
Yeah and if you searched 'fufufu moe' it'd be the first result. Use your brain and google dai-sensei.
This is already off topic at this point; let's stop.

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>>15919109
That depends on if the planet is deemed suitably habitable or not.
Resource availability, atmosphere composition and CO2 pressure, orbital status of the planet (if it's tidally locked), effect of radiation on the planet's surface (PCb suffers from much higher X-ray exposure than Earth does), climate, and so on.

If it's not habitable, then that's it. The automaton's mission ends. Either she powers down, or she keeps going on until she can't go on any more, having eight-year conversations with Earth.

If it is habitable, then it might not make any difference. A robot is one thing, but think about how much planning went into her mission. How the entire Sun's solar system might be used so that even that one-of-a-kind could get the biggest gravity assist physically possible to help attain it's frankly bullshit speed. 4.2 light-years in 36 years means that the craft would be travelling at 0.117c, and I didn't even factor in relativistic effects to the greentext. It could take 100 years or more to attain the right planetary alignment to send another craft to Proxima at anywhere near that speed in our fictional world of of the greentext.
For reference of the scales involved in sending a manned mission to meet up with our automaton, just read this about the Voyager 1.
https://what-if.xkcd.com/38/
Now consider that the Voyager 1 is basically just in our back yard. Proxima, by comparison, is a whole country over.

Either way, our automaton is in for the long haul.

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>>15919199
Your waifu likes guns? What species is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919213
So Vanilla Dragon?
Without her mum, the bakery, or her Spaceballs dolls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919223
Yes. Just the Dragon being happy.

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>>15919220
Well with an ion drive, you're supposedly able to get to proxima within 30 years even without assist.

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>>15919207
It's just hate. And paranoia.

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>>15919230
>happy
I am pretty sure she would be sad if her mother was gone. It took her months to deal with her father dying in a boating accident involving angry Russian soldiers and a super weapon of mass destruction.

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>>15919188
>>15919194
Holy shit you people are stupid. Earlier in the thread people were talking about archived.moe, and the name of the site is fufufu.

I hadn't never even heard of the board before, and I figured it out instantly from what that guy said. Especially when some guy in >>15918851 said it was a "moe site". If you had even the common knowledge that the .moe domain for websites exists, and the common sense to put together the name "fufufu" and the only special part of the name of the archive site that was previously being talked about, you would have had the answer. Instead you throw a tantrum like a humongous newfaggot until someone slightly less of a massive retarded newfag, but a retarded newfag enough to spoonfeed you, spoonfeeds you.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to beat a hakutaku at scrabble

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>>15919243
I knew you were going to make her sad. Just have her taking a stroll, maybe she went to the candy store and now she's going back home. Walking alone of course because she is a grown up!

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>>15919247
That is not possible.

[Anonymous No.]

Every goddamn thread. Keep it together lads.

>>15919170
What happened to the bat anon? Did he draw anything after that picture?

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>>15919251
Seems even posts that are on topic are now targets.

She'll be something, but not sad.

[Anonymous No.]

Did KC say if the undead needed to sleep because of mental fatigue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919247
Her face when she knows your words legit but she wants the points

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>>15919136
Fuck you dude, I was one of the people that was banned during that shitshow.

[Anonymous No.]

Janny you're deleting the on topic posts too

[Anonymous No.]

I want to suplex my wife.

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>>15919125
Aren't they all man-eaters? At least from a certain point of view?

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>>15919252
Its possible just beacuase she knows words does not mean she can bullshit 7 letter words

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919277
If you take TT's point of view they're maneaters from all points of view

[Anonymous No.]

So, for MGK, what do you do to brighten up Albino Lamia's day after chemo and having that Shirohebi flaunt her parents being rich in her face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919260
What does mental fatigue even mean

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know what you guys did to burn this thread down, nor do I care.

All I know is that it's attracted Moths. Like a Moth to a flame. Ahh? Ahh? I know genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919282
Lend her a shoulder to cry on and an "everything is going to be okay"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919287
You're tired despite being a lazy shit who sat around all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919282
A black outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919291
I really wanted this spin-off to be good
And hell man I love frfr's soft girls but why does he seem to have no fetishes besides vore
>tfw the best girl in Paradox is a human

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919292
She feels more like vomiting on the Shirohebi's new 3DS than crying.

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>>15919287
Like that feeling you get when you have three different meetings you went to, came back to hear gf whine about random trivial shit, go online to find out [insert the candidate that you dislike more] here is winning, and generally are tired of it all. It's like, stress.

>>15919293
It's actually usually 'because' you sat around being a lazy shit if you've actually been doing nothing

[Anonymous No.]

So, how would a dire minotaur comfort her husband after a long day at the office where nothing went right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919014
Depends on location and stage of life.

But in general, oversized white button down shirt.

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>>15919301
Frfr didn't make the Cecil stuff anon.

It was ole whatshisface that made it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919308
>came back to hear gf whine about random trivial shit
I want to buy my gf a dark matter for our anniversary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919260
>wights just stare at their husbandos for 8 hours straight in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918807
>Gehrman route of being alone
You what, m80

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919317
I know it isn't frfr, I just thought of him because cecil looks like of like frfr in part 3.
>Ika Musume is more competent in MGQ than in her own manga
Sad.

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>>15919076
When I get off my lazy ass and resume writing one of several stories I've got planned involving such.

So never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919333
Please write anons and waifus adventures in log cabin land

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919298
To pretend to be a Lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15915837
>>15918419
>>15919045
Shit, I go away for a day and most of my favorite dudes just go crazy and update.

Well, long night ahead, that is always welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919323
Well he was.
That doll doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919349
I'm confused about the context about being Gehrman when updating, Anon. Not about him being forever alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919322
Cute. I bet she plays with her husband while he sleeps. Sneaks in kisses where he can't resist

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919234
Admittedly, I haven't looked into the numbers for that technology.

Also, janitor, like another guy said, you just nuked a whole bunch of on-topic posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919354
Basically staying behind in an empty place where nobody else is.
The pastebin is the hunter's dream, anon is the first hunter, and the doll is his waifu.

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>>15919374
Meant for >>15919353

[Anonymous No.]

Come on, man, I put effort into that automaton greentext.
You're getting a bit unreasonable now.

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>>15919378
Did it end with anons finding her after 400 years as a falling apart mess covered in plants at a shrine? Where her words upon seeing you:
>Greetings

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919380
It didn't end. And I don't want to risk talking about it any mroe here, because apparently it's forbidden material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919382
Can you put it in a pastebin and link it?

[Anonymous No.]

Is I say the words "toy boy" which MG comes to your mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919387
Living Doll

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>>15919382
How forbidden? Was it yuri? How would that even work with an Automaton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918169
>"Mate, mate, MATE!"

why is she so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919387
Wight, but wight is the first word to come to my mind for a lot of things

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919387
Golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919378
I liked it anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919393
Fucking Wight boi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919389
No, the other kind of forbidden. The "you have been blocked from posting" kind I don't want to tempt fate with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919076
Whenever I stop being a joyless shitpail and learn to write again in prose, which at the moment is at the corner of "Never" and "No Way José"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919387
The phrase is boy toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919403
That can happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919076
I don't know. Farthest I might go is bisexual Demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919378
Lets see what happens

>State of the art automaton is developed for one of the most ambitious space exploration missions ever
>A mission to the surface of Proxima Centauri b to study its viability for human (and monstergirl) colonisation
>Over the course of months, the automaton is programmed, taught, and nutured by a team of scientists, engineers, and roboticists who all grow to love her as a daughter
>She's incredibly proud of the fact that she's able to take part in a pioneering mission that will hopefully open the path for the residents of Earth to inhabit another planet
>And also a little nervous, but her team - her family - is there for her

>On the day of the mission, five years after her creation, she's ready to be loaded up on the rocket that'll take her to the Orbital Deep Space Launch Platform
>She knows that this is the last day she'll ever see her family
>The last time she'll ever see Earth again
>Her AI developers taught her how to experience and define emotions, but she's having trouble with the one she's feeling right now
>Bittersweetness?
>When she asks her family, a lot of them start crying
>She can't cry, but she thinks she knows why they are, so she walks to each individual in turn, embracing and saying her farewells
>Soon, she's loaded up, and the last thing she sees through the porthole before she powers off is the teary, smiling faces of her family

>The automaton wakes back up, and the view outside the porthole is now very, very different
>She's outside, the sky is dark purple, and to her left she can see the dim orange of the Su- of Proxima's glow
>She checks computer logs to get her bearings
>After she was loaded up onto the rocket, it took 2 hours to go through launch prep, and 8 hours to dock with the ODSLP
>1 hour to transfer onto the experimental, one-of-a-kind craft that would carry her to Proxima b
>A further 1 hour and 20 minutes to go through launch prep
>And 36 years, 4 months, 1 week, 0 days and 40 minutes to land on the surface
>Flight was uneventful
>There's messages stored, ready for her to read too
>Her family, wishing her well, sending pictures, congratulating her on leaving the solar system, on reaching the halfway mark, talking about how they're doing back on Earth
>How the programmer who helped teach her how to walk passed away ten years ago, and the physicist who created her power source passed eight years ago
>Over 4000 messages, talking about children, new families, world news, a new orbital colony, plans to turn the existing colony on the moon into a city
>She could read through them all in seconds, but she spends two hours pouring over every word and picture in her head
>When she's done, she sends back a single message
>"I'm here. Thank you so much. I love you all."
>It'll take over 4 years for her message to reach Earth, and another 4 years to receive a reply

>Plenty of time to get started with her mission
>Exploring, studying and recording
>Alone, on a distant planet unpopulated by humans, or monstergirls
>Save for one single automaton, under an alien sky, on alien soil, orbiting a star 40 trillion kilometres from the Sun
>And all the hopes of Earthkind's dreams of interstellar travel engraved into every circuit, bolt, rivet and fibre of her body

>The landing pod opens up, and she takes the first step onto her new home.

[Anonymous No.]

>Get off work and check the thread to see what I missed since last night.
>Nothing but doomsaying and yurifag shitposting
Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919386
Sure, that sounds fine. You might as well just read it in the archive, because it's kind of short. But there it is.

https://pastebin.com/ds8jH8ER

>>15919415
After the mass deletion which included my automaton story, and considering the rich history between this thread and the moderation, I don't want to take chances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919424
It atr up my MGK talk earlier as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919439
I'm guessing it's just a tool or automated thing which automatically deletes every reply. I made another post which was manually deleted after calling it out, though.
For some reason, the moderation is REALLY against us talking about, well, that stuff. The 4chan relevant stuff you can easily just read by going on /qa/.

Maybe they're yandere. Or just yan. That seems like a better fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919419
It's good. Sad, but good. Kinda invokes the same feelings as knowing the Curiosity rover sings happy birthday to itself each year..

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919447
Just reposting it after it got deleted to see if anything happened, original author pastebinned it here: >>15919424

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919446
I think they carpet bomb anything related. Period. Even if the topic chain goes ontopic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919424
I got temp blocked(meaning a janitor reported me) for something in the deleted replies too, and I don't even know what for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919447
Reminds me of that one anime about something similar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919447
That was the idea. Maybe she hums it to herself every year, with a makeshift candle to blow out.
One of the disadvantages of living in another star system like that is that it's much harder for people to send you birthday messages, especially when they have to be written four years in advance.

>>15919458
I'd talk about how dumb that is, but criticising moderation is against the rules, so it's actually a perfectly fine and doubleplusgood system.

>>15919459
Par for the course.

>>15919464
Do you remember what the anime was called? I'd kind of like to watch something with that sort of premise or similar themes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919477
Don't remember.
Google might help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919482
If I had some search terms to go with. So far all I know is:

It's an anime.
It was similar to the Curiosity humming happy birthday on Mars.

Not much to put into searchable words. Was it a sci-fi? Roughly when did it come out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919482
>>15919477
Wait, it was Voices of a Distant Star.

Muvluv Unlimiter vn or manga could also convey the feeling of being lightyears apart, only with added DESPAIR and making you feel like a failure at stopping the world turning to shit as your waifu and daughteru wave at you from another planet.

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>>15919489
There is also that one animated movie with Rie voicing a non flat woman on a mission to stop a hacker that turns out to be a sentient robot working to finish a ship meant to look for planets suitable for humans.
It even sings a song at the end as it drifts through space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919495
Looks pretty neat, thanks. I'll give this a watch at some point.

I haven't really had any plans to get into Muvluv, but never say never.
Still got a pretty sizable VN list to get through, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919505
That sounds like a Macross movie.
Heck, there's been some discussion about the evil AI lady from one of those movies or series' so it's possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919507
Make sure you start with Extra, then do Unlimited, and then finish with Alternative if you do.
It sheds light on SO many things, and having the MC snu snu'd by the teacher is a must see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919512
It also looked like it was entirely 3d due to the art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919518
Okay, maybe that's not a Macross thing then.

When you say Rie, do you mean Rie Kugimiya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918169
>>15919392
>Mice girls
Everybody knows Skaven are better

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919392
Mate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919520
Yes. In the movie she starts off in a full grown body, with numerous bare tit shots, but later changes to a 16 yo's while hunting down the hacker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918419
Nice work. That vampire counts feel to Fuil was pretty neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919528
Weird. I can't see anything like that which fits that description on her filmography, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919533
Cheers. I'm hoping I found a balance between vampy but not obvious. It wouldn't make much sense for the vampires to be "hidden" if the entire place just screams bloodsucker. 'Course we see it from Kat's perspective so it may be a bit more on the obvious side of things

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919513
>MC snu snu'd by the teacher
>a must see
>not the drunken santa science grill

Shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919554
Well I guess it wouldn't scream vampire for ignorant peasants and townsfolk that are used to this kind of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919562
The latter wasn't until Unlimited, but was still good. Yuuko going "BREAK ME, BREAK ME, BREAK ME" was glorious.
I still prefered the Mad Dog end for MC in extra, mainly because it implies she literaly fucked him to death while drunk.

We need monster girls like those two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919582
>That one tease in Alternate where she touched the subject on whether he fucked her or not in Unlimited
>It went nowhere

Most depressing part of the entire series

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919547
Try googling anime about girl finding a hacker that is a robot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919590
Expelled from Paradise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919587
>not the noble confidant speech
Anon pls, saying it to a MG would be grounds for execution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919423
>Yurifag shitposting
Except yuri for the sake of corruption/monsterization is canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919597
Yes. That.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919599
>Noble confidant

Traumatic enough to repress all memories of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919605
You could hear her heart being torn out, stomped on, thrown in a blender, and shoved back into her chest in that scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919599
>>15919605
Whats allthis then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919610
On that note, I would love a monster girl body guard who thinks I enjoy other girls and has almost given up hope so that I can ask her when we should marry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919605
>One of these days I'll get around to commissioning meiya as a monster girl.
>>15919615
Best girl got friendzoned.
http://muvluv.wikia.com/wiki/Noble_Confidant

[Anonymous No.]

DIRE KIKIMORAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919630
I didn't just accidentally meme arrow that first part did I? Look at the cute harpy and forget it just like she would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919631
She must've put something in my tea.

Then again, she's just like her sister. Coming home from work at all hours and all colors

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919631
Too dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919631
Now that's what I call star power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919631
What happens if I drop bread crumbs on top of her while she sleeps?

[Anonymous No.]

Did you know that 4 in 1 single human boys are raped on MGC campuses on a daily basis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919631
She must have mixed up the LSD and sleeping agents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919631
>Make fun of a group of Redcaps, making their arms windmill about each time they try to attack you
>Their floppy caps are a deep crimson red when they get angry enough to just get on top of each other's shoulders like ye olde kids in a trench coat gag
>You almost want to tell them that there's no way that shit's going to do anything to help them when the black wind starts howling
>YFW instead of a normal Redcap totem pole they all fuse into a DIRE REDCAP
>The first words to come out of her bee stung lips as she gropes her breast and gives her juicy ass a little wiggle are
HA HA HA, FRESH MEAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919671
So, the dire redcap has a hook as well as a cleaver then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919671
Instantly, I strip my clothes off and offer myself to my new goddess

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919666
DIRE KIKIMORA WAKES UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919694
>Dire Recap using a cruel hook and chain like Spider-Man/a grappling hook and cackling maniacally as she chases you
I want this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15918098
>Draco-alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919718
No anon, she hooks you to her and then "dismembers" you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919722
>Demon silver hook effortlessly slices through your flesh
>Literally through, leaving not even a wound behind
>Numbing the limb for hours afterwards as if you truly lost it
>She rides you as a "dismembered" nugget, cackling all the while and nipping and licking at your shoulders and chest, practically drooling over how good you taste
>Carries you off into bed to be her "amputee" body pillow
>It's not till some hours pass that you begin to feel your fingers.

[Anonymous No.]

How could a monster be tsundere when they always crave cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919731
Thanks meat uhh I mean mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919738
They could be alps that don't realize they crave cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919738
Maybe the Vampire says she only likes you as a meal

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919731
But what if she de-fuses and you have three Redcaps snuggling up on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919713
Oh shit. How do we put her to sleep? Stain the carpet with wine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919753
I bully them until they turn back for some revenge.
>three grown redcaps in her head muttering at you at once with ufufu's, ara ara's and niku~
>all coming out of one throat yet somehow forming all the noises perfectly
>A chorus of moans
>three redcaps saying "I love you" at once

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919720
S/he's still the best girl though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919759
It's no use, she'll just break out the Sham-Wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919768
>best girl (male)

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no hakutaku momster to homeschool you
>tfw she will never get visibly excited when the curriculum reaches "sex ed"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919777
If I invited an Alp to my wedding as best man, would they be pissed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919783
Do I throw a bouqet at an alp or a garter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919782
But how would the boy make friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919777
When did this become a meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919782
>Momsters
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919668
But what the MGs that are raped too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919782
>There also a hakutaku in school that makes you take extra classes
>Your momster will never try to teach you only to discover that you already know everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919792
Since japan hopped in the closet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919801
>hakutaku in school
But that was her rival

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919782
>that moment when she actually brings "visual support" for her sex ed class
>It's the most kinky incest porn you've ever seen
>She tells you to put a lot of attention because she will make a test out of it later
>You are not even sure what to make of that
We need more teacher stories around here, the ones we have are just about male teachers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919806
Meant to say >There is also a hakutaku in school

So you have to deal with two tacos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919782
I'd rather be the one giving some private sex ed lessons to a fox or hellhound loli from the neighbourhood instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW I'm not even sure it's a good idea to get back into writing because of my love of fearboners and MGs being fallible
>To the point one of the characters is a Crusader who's built up his force of will to fight Succubi through grueling self-flagellation and other forms of self torture

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919801
>Momster drags you to school in an angry fit, demanding you point out the teach responsible
>A heated exchange takes place when your teacher finally says "Well maybe if you were a better teacher, you'd have showed him already!"
>With newfound lust, momster turns to you and demands you tell her who's better
Insert cliche scenario where they both try to "prove" themselves to you in an hours long 3 way.
Of course you can't ever decide so you now have two loving teachers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919631
Everytime I see this I think of Call on Me.

If the color change slowed down just a tad more it would match the drum beat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-RJE6e5kSY

Also literally no MGs wearing outfits like those.

Disheartening.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a cute oni girl to crush my internal organs and bones like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919834
Jokes on momster, I have a teacher fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919848
>Onis trying to be Yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919834
>>15919801
>Momster and the rival Hakutaku meet
>Press their breasts against each other, "ufufu" and "ara-ara"ing, making verbal jabs at each other
>Meanwhile you're just standing there, shaking at their auras
>Imagining a Ryuu and tiger above them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919125
Would they refer to your penis as "succulent meat"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919848
...Are they kill la killed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919848
That scene was fucking brutal.

>>15919887
The kids are half-vampire, so they end up being okay.

[Anonymous No.]

Are Mindflayers really that bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919882
>monster girls asserting their dominance on the male against other monster girls
It made me think of a moose fight for some reason, i imagine lolis would get completely obliterated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919899
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919825
Just make sure it's interesting and serves a purpose. Here I would imagine it to be to emphasize just how irresistible a bonified sex demon is to even the most devout man. Temptation is classic theme of evil after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919904
I'd imagine a Baphomet would just jab them.

That should quickly get the point across.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919899
Mindflayers are great because they can share their love with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919912
Would breast jabbing be a sport in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919912
What if the jab is just counted and the breast hits back twice as hard

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna let this weasel and make my body feel all tingly with her electricity!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to polish a ryu's horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919969
How many headpats can assure me a month of electricity for my home?

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>>15919944
That's not really how jabs work anon.

I'm sure the recipient of a Baphomet jab would either reel over or be putting on a brave face but backing out of the contest much in the same way the U.S. left Vietnam.

Unless it's another Baphomet or a Dragon, then it just escalates into a "Everyone involved will end up at the hospital in one way or another" scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919976
Approximately five hundred a day, though exact numbers may vary depending on technique and her enjoyment of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919969
I want to path the head of a chubby zap weasel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919976
>>15919983
It's far more efficient to just get some high capacity batteries and fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919899
Mindflayers are good girls. KC himself gives them a stirring recommendation in his little Q&As

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920034
That means nothing good.

Mindflayers are not to be trusted and neither is KC!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920042
Would you really turn away such soft and squishy cuddlebugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920056
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920057
I dont have any sad Mindflayers to post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920068
No amount of sad Flayers would change my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920056
I'll only consider them if I'm allowed to wear a diving helmet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920056
Not soft enough

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>>15920073
27 pounds of fiberglass and stainless steel gets pretty heavy after a while desu.

That and you wouldn't be able to breathe when its cammed up, without either removing the comm pod, or actually breathing off an air bottle

And if your wearing a bottle, your uncomfortable as heck. If your comm pod is removed, she would be able to get her little tentacles inside the left side of your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920078
How soft is "soft enough?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920034
KC is under the influence of a Mindflayer.

It's the only explanation for everything.

White Horn is him breaking free of the influence and making good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920072
Found one!

Why would you make her sad like this? She's even trying to flay herself to forget your cold rejection. She just wanted to show you how much love she has to give.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920103
>deer pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920089
Needs some skindentation from panties and maybe a little bit of hips to grab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920105
>Why would you make her sad like this?
Because she's a Mindflayer.

I need no other reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920115
You're a mean one, Mr Grinch

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920107
Dog she's maximum comfy.

And effectively beautiful in a setting where everyone is beautiful. That's like some top of the evolutionary chain shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920120
Trusting Mindflayers is stupid! It's almost as stupid as willingly living in a crime infested neighborhood!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920133

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920133
But they love you and want to make you happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920133
Would you trust a nurse flayer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920089
>Soft
>Enough

Now see, individually I recognize that those are words, yet when you string them together like that...
I mean it looks like english and I recognize the letters but I just don't get what your trying to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920126
She's cute in that sort of dopey way. Still though, inferior genitalia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920138
I would never do such a thing.

>>15920139
They want to devour my memories and turn me into a mindless semen dispenser.

>>15920145
That's the worst kind of Mindflayer! Those kinds use their job to abuse poor patients that can't defend themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920149
No, they want to kiss cute boys like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920084
If I had no choice but to be with a Mindflayer, I think it'd be worth the complexity and lack of comfort that comes with a diving helmet.
Besides, she'd probably get tired and frustrated after the first meeting, so I probably wouldn't have to wear it all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920138
>Completely hate Mindflayers for their mind altering powers
>Realize they can erase bad memories and traumas and start doubting my opinion on them
If they erase those from me would i still be the same person i am right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920161
You'd be better. You could even watch your favorite series again or replay games for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920149
Nurse flayers work the hardest to rise above those stereotypes. They are perhaps one of the most well behaved monstergirls, because they know there is a stigma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920146
Everyone thinks they want the softest. Let me tell you right now, you can't handle that.
You gotta work to that level or you're going to wake up the next day/in a week with no recollection of what happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920138
>A Mindflayer will never reach inside her victim's mind and see him being abused by his parents.
>He'll never wake up to her hugging him and telling him "I'm sorry" while crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920161
Now you're beginning to scratch the surface of why some anons don't like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920161
They dont have to necessarily alter anything, but they would certainly be invaluable in identifying the root of your insecurities. They could help you overcome social anxiety or strange phobias once you understand why you have them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920166
>Nurse flayers work the hardest to rise above those stereotypes.
By acting nice only to eat some poor man's memories while nobody is looking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920174
You could just lay back against her as she probes your ears. While your talk she picked up on all the insecurities, lies, and rationalizations you can't even admit to yourself. Therapists would kill for that type of insight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920167
Speaking of waking up the next day, it's time for bed dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920181
>I think one of them is a dude
>one has a tail, maybe ears
>the other is feminine and looks impregnated
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920148
>Dopey

You're a real dog anon.

Just bang her from the front if you're so hung up on it. Then you can use the rest of her as a comforter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920181
You might be mistaking me for someone else m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920187
Anon, that's not a pregnant stomach.
That's a boob.
And I'm pretty sure that "dude" is Chen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920187
How can you not tell that's Chen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920180
Exactly. It sucks knowing that if Mindflayers became real, big medicine would regulate the fuck out of them to keep personality/psychotic medication from becoming worthless.

They would make Flayers get licenses, and tax them so Flayers would have to charge ridiculous prices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920188
Or go for the version with satyr-like bottom half instead of centaur-like one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920195
>That's a boob
Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920203
She's a big girl and she can't run very fast because of that, you bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920203
>he doesn't like oppai
Get a load of this nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920208
>she can't run very fast because of that
Clearly. Gravity alone would make it tear off under it's own weight.

>>15920213
Thankfully I dodge 4chan-induced shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920179
Baseless accusations by the anti-chaos media.

Nurse flayers suffer when they bridge the thoughts of those they are treating. They do it out of compassion, because they are only ones who can, but later have to hide in the storage closet to bawl their eyes put when no one is looking.

[Anonymous No.]

Please, Lord, just give me a reptile wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920188
I don't care what anyone says I would love every part of a White Horn

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920216
>put

*out

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920216
>the anti-chaos media.
Is that what you call normal people who don't want to become horrible abominations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920188
I would enjoy Barbs two legged WhyHorn, but im not into quadrupeds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920208
Now thats a chesty fox I would enjoy. w

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920217
Brother! I don't even need anything high-tier; I'd love a lady in the streets but freak in the sheets lizardman or a salamander GF that loves brojobs. Vanilla lamia cuddles would also be a great, though I would admittedly prefer an echidna if we're going snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920226
Thats what I call Demon Lord cronies who cant stand seeing men not turned Incubi and eventually sent to the DL sex camps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920243
>who cant stand seeing men not turned Incubi and eventually sent to the DL sex camps.
But with Chaos you're turned into a fucking squid, goo man and with the new girl, a giant spider.

No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920261
>a giant spider
>Your cute monster GF will never make you shot web
Sad spiderman.tiff

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920261
Sure, chaos girls have a few eccentricities, but the one constant they have is loving monogamy, and freedom.

When you go Incubi, you're just another link in the DLs keikaku, slowly grinding to world domination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920261
I think they're both shit. Praise Eros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920217
keeping your poikilothermic gf warm in the winter with a fever sounds cozy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920278
She can't possibly be comfortable sleeping with that crazy tiara on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920270
>and freedom
Yeah, but so do plenty of non-Chaos MGs.
The ones that hail to the DL do so willingly, there's plenty out there that don't y'know like ALL OF ZIPANGU and it's not like anyone gives them a hard time for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920278
What can possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920278
Since they should be hibernating they'd be sluggish in the morning. There would be no escape since the half-asleep lamia wouldn't let you get away, and just hold you tighter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920270
>but the one constant they have is loving monogamy and freedom
There are tons of monster girls that offer that and they're all miles better than any chaos girl.

>>15920272
All factions are shit, nameless neutral faction is the best faction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920303
I can't imagine how anyone could have a problem with Eros unless they're an ntrfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920308
Yeah, really. You beat me to it.

Eros don't give a fuck as long as love each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920294
>>15920303
Well the reason typical monstergirls can just do whatever they want is because they all Incubize their husbands passively, transferring Mamajama over time.

The reason the DL, and therefor most other MGs would be anti chaos, is because their husbands dont Incubize. This goes directly against the DLs endgame keikaku.

So Chaos would probably get shit on a lot by non-chaos MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920302
>You'll never be snuggled by a lazy Apophis during the winter.
>She'll never rub her cheek against yours while begging for just five more minutes of cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920278
>>15920302
Sounds like heaven. All productivity on weekends would plummet to zero during winter, but it'd be worth it. She'd also insist on staying home in bed with her at the first sign of even the slightest of sickness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920314
>is because their husbands dont Incubize
[citation needed]

Incubization is an effect of regular old DE, which Chaos girls still have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920308
I'm not a fan of her forcing love onto people.

>>15920314
>is because their husbands dont Incubize
But they do, that's why they turn into abominations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920327
She doesn't force love onto people.
Those Cupid arrows don't do anything if there's no feelings there to begin with it, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920301
nothing
warm full body cuddles followed by the missus taking care of your ailments would only take place
and maybe some gentle teasing about how cute and funny your voice sounds when your nose is all stuffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920331
>She doesn't force love onto people.
She absolutely does.

Especially on men that just want to be left alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920323
>>15920327
I could've sworn once the chaos transformations took precedent, the non-human man remaining no longer changes further.

I'll try and find it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920349
Incubization is not about an appearance transformation, you realize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920340
Well those sad sacks are free to not worship her.

[Anonymous No.]

>No hakutaku with a t-shirt with "Feed me knowledge" on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920351
Thats exactly my point. Its mind, body, and soul, just like chaos, but different than chaos.

Can't fill a cup that's already full.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920366
Chaos just gives you incubization+.
You get the same effects but-wait-there's-more body horror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920364
I may not go down in history, but I'm sure going down on her! Thanks history cow.

[Anonymous No.]

It's not my fault she's mad, right? Her bed is just way too comfortable

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920372
Not him but it's more of a bastardized transformation. Chaos girls are imperfectly transformed monstergirls and that's why their husbands are all such abominations. There's still too much chaos crap interfering for a normal incubization. It's the same reason the chaos girls are all still aligned with their original gods even though mamanobama had enough effect on them to turn them all into hot girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920379
Is your own fault for sleeping with a sleeping mak, who the fuck does that nowadays?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920386
My dad bought one of those water masks and I tried to use it. I can say that It's better than using my glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920386
I just wanted to see how it felt, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920389
>>15920394
What does that mask says btw? i can't read moonrunes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920315
>sluggish but cozy apophis in winter time
>can't even be bothered to do her usual antics

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920404
From what I can tell it looks like 提供, which just means "offer" or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to bully the little, nerdy monster girls.

One never knows when they may take up lifting and get /fit/ for payback

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920379
Why did she leave you alone in her room? it's like she's asking for you to start sniffing her stuff.

Monsters these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920431
>Keep bullying a nerdy monster because she can't rape anybody
>Bitch brings a Dark Matter to the school

And that's how she fucked everyone's life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920431
Then I'll just follow a nerdy alp to the gym and bully her there, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920439
Imagine her face when she realizes you were sick that day, being the only student to miss all the lewdness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920441
>alps
>at a gym
>ALPS
And hell is cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920453
>No /fit/ alps desperately trying to get back their lost gains and only managing to get their spats sweaty
>Not ending their session by absentmindedly going into the wrong locker room and getting a kind of shower they were certainly not expecting that day

There's all kinds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920453
/fit/ Alps must be really happy, after all, they don't need to say "no homo" anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

How great is Ghoul School?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920479
>no autistic swole alp gym buddy that confesses to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920521
Don't trust the multiple glory holes around the school building and you will probably be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920278
>Dragon saying that she is a cold blooded reptile and needs to spend all day in bed with me during a snowy winter

I'm onto you, huge, fire breathing lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>not having a confident /fit/ alp to cuddle with.
>Inb4 fag
its still a female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920536
C'mon, just imagine how great a kotatsu she'd make. Of course, that would require you to leave her under the table. Out of sight. Near your dick. As a monster girl.

Just don't plan on getting anything done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920560
But I would get all comfy and squishy! Depending on what happens she might make me love her even mor than I think I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15919419
>>15919447
>>15919477

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920576
Please no, someone push her buttons.

[Anonymous No.]

There is nothing wrong with being faceless.

This "faceless men are all evil rapists" myth needs to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920589
"And by the way little girl, would you like some candy?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920589
How can you rape someone if you don't have a face?

[Anonymous No.]

rapist monster > seductive monsters > submissive monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920412
>Her Pharaoh rival starts to get worried because it's been weeks since Apophis tried anything.
>Decides to check on her to "make sure she's not planning anything"
>Really she's just worried because her rival is such a constant in her life.
>Finds her cuddling a human boy in a cozy sweater with hot chocolate and a movie.
>[JealousyIntensifies].gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920576
A rock takes the stumps place. Poor Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920600
Seductive > Submissive > Rapist
Raping is like easy mode for monster girls, only plebs can't seduce their victims.

[Anonymous No.]

>Whole comment chains deleted
I was gone at work. Could somebody fill me in on why Janitors blew a hole in the middle of the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

Stitches are for _______.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920576
inb4 she sits there so long she rusts in place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920602
>Storms back to the pyramid to find her loyal anubis for comfort and advice
>Finds her doing the EXACT same shit, only fluffier
>Raaaaaaage
>Storms back to her quarters to pet her snake; her snake would never desert her
>Realizes she has become the crazy snake lady, the thousand year old spinster
>She tries not to cry
>She cries a lot
>At least her tears are warm ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920576
You are just a gem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920618
Snitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920620
It's a shame she didn't stick around because the Apophis totally would've let her join in.

[Anonymous No.]

So how do Automotons reproduce? Do they have a literal baby factory down there, or is it kind of a Persona 3 thing where you put your DNA into some sort of soul drive that goes into a pre-made body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920620
I like neither of them, but if i had to choose i would certainly choose Pharaoh.

Apophis a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920613
Rapist take whatever they want and have the first pickings. The alphas of monster girls. Seductress have to put effort and time into it but if they could they would just claim a human and rape him. Submissives are boring and get last pickings, and even then they don't get to choose, they just hope some left over human likes them.

[Anonymous No.]

Big-Bottomed Bashful Beach Beauties!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920576
I want to take that robot home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920634
I suppose they'd go with the baby factory route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920634
So far I'll guess that in the case they can reproduce, it's a process similar to Undead MGs.
Either way I that either KC or the actual profile even mentions the Automatons reproduction method.

[Anonymous No.]

I for one welcome our new, alien overlords!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920644
The heck is that? Fish should be pink on the inside, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920644
Would she get mad at me if I said I wanted to spank that butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920663
Pinky a best!
A BEST!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920381
>>15920372
>>15920314
And people complain about threadcanon being shit. Thanks for the research anons.

[Anonymous No.]

Satan's Birthday is coming soon, what's everyone getting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920663
But we were just invaded by Space Cats a week ago!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920690
We have a huge population, we can serve many.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920690
I'd rather space bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920687
Would husbands make semen hard candies for their waifus on Halloween?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920690
I don't think the one on the left is a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920618
bitches

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>>15919910
Basically, yes. Similar to the Zakarun, said Crusader inherited his name and mission/edicts from his surrogate father and master.

The specific one being that a tempered mind is stronger than any steel, which leads to fanatical self-flagellation and stuff like medieval torture devices to induce pain in order to stave off his natural desires.

Obviously, his body would be covered in scar tissue, and about the only use for such a needlessly grimdark character is sexual healing. Or I could just tryhard and have the Succubus do a cheesy line like "Oh? A cat-o'-nine-tails? I'm sure I kind find a much more fun use for it~"

[Anonymous No.]

So is anyone writing that "P'Orcs invade a monastery" or can I do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920635
Would you let her cling to you and nuzzle you all over while telling you how much she loves you?
Because she might just cry tears of joy if you say yes.

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>>15920681
That's all straight canon though, without thread-. Threadcanon confirmed for poo again.

[Anonymous No.]

>Currently, I'm recruiting a human man to help me progress my research into dark matter. In order to make more progress in my research, and to see an actual example of what kind of changes happen to a dark matter upon obtaining a husband and how her abilities grow, and to lead a happy pleasurable life as a monster, I urgently need a husband. I still haven't tried it yet, but I can give birth to your children since dark matters are dark elementals, and I can also give birth to demon realms. In other words, a dark matter can make both children and demon realms, and raise them. We're a good race. Want to make a happy family and demon realm with me? If you're thinking, “definitely!”, then please drop by the demon realm state “Polove” immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920737
Exactly. Canon is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920762

>internet dating profile

'sup
ur hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920762
She seem pretty chill for being attached to a ball of eternal lust and rape.

[Anonymous No.]

10 Hours late but here's the English Cover art for MGE1 that seven seas tweeted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920762
Look, I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't marry the CC Dark Matter and fuck her and her lewd elementals every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920721
G-guys? We aren't dead already, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920778
Thankfully she was already kind of a badass before being turned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920782
I approve completely aside from that retarded seal. I hope it's at least shiny on the final product.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920782

This is the beginning of the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920782
cool, i needed a new coffee table book anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920721
>>15920784
You can definitely do the bacon battle if you are so inclined. I haven't seen anyone mention they were.

Also I need to squeeze that ghostly ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920799
Good, good. I just read Pillars of the Earth last week so my monk-skillz are maximum.

[Anonymous No.]

happy london morning people!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920806
WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOOO?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920806
Smiling Mantises are not to be trusted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920783
Who wouldn't? Plus you could become the king of your own demon realm. Its just an all around good deal and its strange she's still single.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920791
Who's going to know about this book other then virgin autists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920721
No clue, but you might yield something nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920816
desperate sjws and random shit collectors

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920816
You do realize you just described the annoying part of the MLP fandom, right? I'm not particularly worried, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920823
Soft in some places, muscular in others. Truly, this is the power of an Orc!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920782
>Printed in Canada
Wait what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920782
>For mature Monster Girl fans only
>Printed in Canada
Fug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920826
I might be projecting, but virgin autists are the kind of people that talk to strangers about what kind of inhuman anime girl they would fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920813
Is it wrong that part of the appeal is cuddling and affection for me?

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>>15920782
>30 dollaroonies
better be some primo glossy paper with addictive ink.

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>>15920840
True, but most of the contents of that book have been available for years now and nothing's happened yet, I think we're past the danger of the MGE alone causing any major shit with its current roster.

Until a normy picks it up off the shelf, that is. But WHY would any book store leave that laying out? It's like asking for trouble.

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>>15920850
A manga store in central london openly sold hentai. hentai i had already read

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920844
It's made from love by KC. Maybe he'll like us if it sells well.

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>>15920841
My friend, that is the definition of appeal. She's a good one. You just know she would get wildly excited to finally be able to conduct research with you. The cuddling wouldn't stop.

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>>15920834
Confirmed that KC made White horn for his Canadian publishers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920862
Was that way of appeasing them for the bapho and other loli types? That and a bottle of primo maple syrup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920862
Stop pushing White Horns.

It's not happening.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzdR421Ekv8

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920861
Would she have her Familiars grow to human size and then envelop us in her Dark Matter for maximum lewd cuddles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920868
What's not happening, Anon? Are White Horns so strong that they can't be pushed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920874
It would be like a six person, cuddle elementario.

Or a lewd one. Actually probably both, in waves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920878
They're so dumb nobody should have to push them.

White Horns belong in the trash!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920870
Im scared

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>>15920870
>>15920887
Somebody stop her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920870
Sssmokin'

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>>15920892
p, a, r, t, why??? because she's gotta!

[Anonymous No.]

As I've sat here bullshitting this report about diversity, I've come to the conclusion that I'm probably a sociopath.

My waifu deserves a better person than I could ever be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920931
I find to helps to try and write as sarcastically as possible. Nobody will know but you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920931
>As I've sat here bullshitting this report about diversity
Why would you do that?

>google now has click and drag on stuff type of captcha
Since when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920931
Do you torture animals? Did you hang a cat off a tree like a horse-thief last week? Somebody did around where my brother lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920931
Sociopathy means you value your self-interest over other people.

>diversity
>women and brown folk aren't people

i think you're ok bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920931
You're not a sociopath anon, you're just an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

So, Wonderland girls...
Are the multi-color hair streaks natural?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920960
What is natural in Wonderland? Mad Hatter breakdancing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920938
>Why would you do that?
Because it will be an easy A.

>>15920940
I think most would label that as a different form psychopathy.

>>15920949
>>15920952
I just don't care at all. I couldn't care less if Jebediah doesn't feel like there's enough cultural diversity.

Anyway, this is dangerously bordering on blog territory. Time to go crawl into bed and feel sorry for myself.

Be a good person for your waifu anons. Do it for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920967
At least I get to write about epidemics spreading in 6th century BC Greece. You have my sympathies though. Sleep well snakelover!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920962
That's an interesting question, seeing as the unnatural is natural in Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920737
But virtually none of that was true. Men become Incubi when they're flooded with enough demonic energy, and chaosgirls have demonic energy in spades.

When men turn into incubi they gain abilities that make them more 'ideal' for their wife, like how a giant ants husband gets dark-vision so they can see better in the underground hive. Husbands of chaosgirls just get cool transformy powers when they become incubi. It doesn't make them any more or less incubus.

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>>15920976
Maybe you could help find the citation on the subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920828
"MANSWINE! You will give me daughters that we will both be proud of!"

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>>15920721
>>15920823
I bet the P'Orcs are driven out by a band of stronger Oni Thugs, and when the Monks rush to thank them they laugh and say that the Monastery belongs to the Oni Sisters.

From there on their captive life continues, but they need to brew even more alcohol than before.

Such is life in a Monastery I suppose, and judging by the beating of powerful Dragon wings on the wind, it will only continue to escalate.

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>>15920995
"no"

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to set the world on fire~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920999
then don't

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>>15920999
Witnessed

One of Sphericas elementals in human guise?

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>>15920995
This is the price to pay for those you've enslaved!
>>15920997
Well in the plan I have the Porkers have to fight for their boys when some paladins show up to bring some relics to the monastery.

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>>15920997
Story of a wandering rOnin when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920782
>mfw it's actually happening
I still don't know what the fuck to expect. It would be fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921017
What kind of monster girls would the Konosuba girls be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921020
Aren't they all witches, goddesses, valkyries etc already?

[Anonymous No.]

What's the matter Anon?

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>>15920992
I just spent the last hour mulling over various places for information. It's not like I can just throw down a single link as a citation when the information is so scattered (and when the subject in question is kinda broad).

Look at KCs tweets about the mindflayer, check the Q&A and read the wiki article about incubization. Those are the easiest places to find info.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921020
Megumin clearly a Lich

Darkness is Dark Valkyrie

Aqua is some sort of shitty goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921025
Last night I inserted something and it was the best orgasm I've ever had. This opens up new possibilities for girls with tentacles but I seriously don't know if I should keep pursuing this line of thought or inquiry, and I certainly don't intend to keep doing it here.

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>>15921025
Good grief.

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>>15921023
No, Aqua's a goddess, but Darkness is just a nobleman's daughter who wants to get choked and butt fucked while Megumin is a chuuni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921026
I asked for help because I too have been searching. We just don't have enough information about Chaos transformations in general, and the Incubization stuff doesn't have any specifics.

If Maritan is lurking, nows the time to pop out so you can translate a question or two for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921025
I have an incurable phobia of mind flayers

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>>15921030
Good. GOOD. Let the afterglow flow through you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921025
I find myself further and further attracted to formless, incomprehensible entities of borderline eternal madness.

but mindflayers are super cute too, lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921043
You're exactly right. I'm sure KC is making the chaosgirls intentionally vague for the sake of MYSTERY or whatever.

I feel like there may be some kind of fucking gold-mine of info on 2ch somewhere. That's what I've been checking recently.

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>>15920999
This is a sign that we have been visited by the Flame War Fairy.

...does this mean we are protected, or that we must start one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921100
She only wants to start a flame in your heart.

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>>15920976
It is all true. But they are all incubi as well. It's just a similar situation to the dragon where the mamano mana does not hold full sway over the original magic. You got it backwards though. You're trying to make it sound like it's a humanoid that can turn into a squid or tarantula when he wants, when it's the opposite.

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>>15921107
What about our loins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921109
Well if passions run hot, who's she to argue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920999

>it was always burnin'
>since the world's been turnin'

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>>15921027
>the most genkiest, livliest character in the series
>lich
What the point of making up ridiculous things when she is as canon MGE witch as it can get?

Chris is also clearly a kunoichi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921139
Forgot pic

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>>15921139
Because while they are a part of the encyclopedia, I don't really consider them monster girls.

The question called for MGs so I picked the first caster that came to mind. If you think Lich can't be spunky like Megumin, then maybe a Gazer? Not too many spellcasters.

Chris would make a nice nice Oomukade because FLAT

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>>15921108
...Huh? whether it's the guy turning into a squid or it's the squid turning into a guy makes no difference at all. The guy can go back and forth all he wants. KC literally stated that it works that way in his tweets.

Also, there's really nothing about the chaosgirls still having their "original magic". The Shoggoth profile states that even the chaos gods that they serve have been changed into monster girls. The dragon profile implies that they can revert their appearence only because they are strong enough to do so, but there is no indication that the chaosgirls are as strong as dragons.

Of course, it could be influence of the chaos gods that tampers with mamonobama. But any conversation ends there since we know fuck-all about the chaos gods.

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>>15921165
Not that guy, but don't people always talk about how chaos turns you into a completely different base form? As in you're no longer a human who can turn into Grimace, but a Grimace who can wear the guise of a human?

If you're technically not a human anymore, I personally dont see how you could be considered an Incubus.

But yeah, pretty sure there's no official documentation on this.

[Anonymous No.]

Moshi-moshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921151
>female thief
>fast agile brave
>oomukade
There is something seriously wrong with your associative thinking anon.

Who do you think Tomoko is? Valkyrie?

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>>15921172
Ahoy hoy?

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>>15921174
I was just being facetious. Making fun of Chris for being flat, even though flat is justice.

There's only one true Tomoko though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921174
Oomukade are ferocious predators that even Dragons fear, fuck you Alp and fuck your stinkypede forced meme.
>>15921185
I concur!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921180
Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring, banana phone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921191
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding, donana fone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921191
I don't want that banana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921194
I've got this feeling
It's so appealing
Let's all get together and sing
RING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921196
But that's what monkeys eat? Don't confuse the silly spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921200
I'm no monkey!

Now I want to throw bananas at Kakuens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921189
I would really enjoy a Tomoko who came back from the dead as a 10/10 spirit beauty. She would be all into her new slutty body, and you could help her break it in.

And at the end of the day, she's interested in all your nerdy hobbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921171
I've heard people mention stuff about this here and there. Basically the idea is that rather then becoming an incubus that has the power to go Grimace. You automatically become Grimace as you incubize as a result of some chaos energy malarkey, and merely gain the power to go back to looking human.

Personally, there is literally no difference as the result is the same damn thing anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921202
They know exactly what to do with bananas.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if you got a vistion for the DL that she has given you her blessing and that you need to impregnate every orc or suffer the consequences?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921216
Ask about the consequences while I think of traditional orc names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921216
what are the consequences?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921189
>disposition gloomy
>Just as it appears, they have a melancholy, depressive disposition.
They just sit in dark caves waiting for someone to appear

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921218
>>15921221
Geting raped by a tribe of orc for the rest of your life. But you are never alowed to cum insed.
She will still give you a chance to repent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921172
Moshi-Moshi Shark-desu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921232
>get to fuck orcs
>no responsibility of having kids
I'll take the penalty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921232
Can't my waifu come save me from this terrible fate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921239
No, but the chife have taken interest in you. good luck anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921232
So wait, my choices are either fuck a bunch of orcs while cumming inside to impregnate them, or get punished by also fucking a bunch of orcs but cumming outside and thus not impregnating them...?

What the fuck do you want from me, DL?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921174
This is blatantly stupid. Centipedes are fucking ferocious, fast as shit and agile enough to hunt spiders.

Picture this.
You're in a dark alleyway.
>And your gut instinct demands you turn around
>You can't hear anything
>But it demands you turn around
>And when you do, you see a HUGE fuckoff centipede low to the ground fucking CARRENING towards you
Are you gonna stop that bitch from swiping your wallet or are you gonna stand there and shit yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921246
>NTR
Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921025
One of my best friends just cut me off completely because it turns out he's never really liked me. Flay away Doc

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921255
Why would she want my wallet? The prize isn't there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921258
That's what you get for defying the DL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921246
Well that just sucks.

Through force of will, my waifu would transcend the grasp of the DL to save me

And seeing as she's a Shoggoth, thats just one more reason for the DL to hate chaos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921258
If she really loved you she will save you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921267
Accepteble. I guess you win Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921260
She's a thief and maybe you're married. She needs money at the moment more than she needs cm

>>15921263
>DL is a tyrant that demands you NTR your monster wife
Looks like you need to go to the wiki and read up on the setting you obviously know nothing about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921255
But HUGE oomukades are for being shy and having body issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921270
We all win anon. Except the Orcs. And I guess the DL.

But she should know better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921272
She can just come live at the Lair, plenty of room for critters like her in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921272
This is where my hidden powers are revealed right? So just now's the time to strike a pose and ask her if she knows who she's stealing from.

[Anonymous No.]

In retrospect, Tomoko might make a good Oomukade as well...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921288
Criminals in this town used to believe in things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921290
But Oomukades have spines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921293
Well what about Tomoko as a spineless Oomukade who couldn't get laid even in her new MG body.

And THEN she dies and becomes a Wisp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921304
Anon, do you, I don't know, like this Tomoko character or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921309
You don't like Mokocchi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921280
Speak more of this "Lair". Is it a shelter for bugs hard on their luck?

>>15921273
I don't know if this is a good or a bad thing. I mean on the one hand it's belittling and insulting. On the other, no one will think to stop a 'mukade rapist until it's too late.

You won't realize until the seventh nut and the third injection of venom that maybe you should have treated her a little more seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921309
She's "our" guy. I enjoy her presence in manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921314
>Speak more of this "Lair"
Well it's the extended network of tunnels burrowed and mined into the mountains that surrounds the Hoard (this includes the family bedrooms as well as the actual hoard room) or me and the waifu. Plenty of room, and more room makes itself available as we dig for ore and shit.
>>15921320
>you will never have a cool older sister who wants to watch Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya every Christmas with you
She's cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921325
>or me and the waifu
of*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921204
>the result is the same damn thing anyway.
Not it's not. Otherwise there is zero difference between pre demon lord and post demon lord dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921325
What is your waifu? Hoard makes it sound like a dragon, but dragons don't dig. They get the lesser races to dig for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921336
She's a Dragon, and no she doesn't dig. The initial caves were made by melting water from the mountaintops, the rest by folk working for her.

[Anonymous No.]

Vengeance… Vengeance is a word I’ve mediated on for a long time.
My thoughts on Oomukades.

This world has treated me like shit. I’ve been thrown into the cruel, merciless gutter of life and misdeeds have stuck to me like a carapace.
I never asked for anything more than the happiness everyone around me has experienced. And all I ever got in return was their sneers, their derision, and most of all their hatred.
Today is different. Today is my judgement day, and I will rain fury over all those who mistreated me, all the cunts and cunt teases, all the boys who stood me up and the girls who laughed.
I am a one oomukade trainwreck of pure hatred. Today I will be heard, and everyone who hated me, everyone who has made me feel fear will be repaid a thousandfold.
You better hope whatever god you pray to is feeling merciful, because I sure won’t be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921329
Assuming pre demon lord dragons could transform into girls, then yes there is no difference at all. Other than horniness of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921339
Hoo boy, this one's a real stinker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921338
Well that's generous of her to offer old, unused tunnels as makeshift shelter for bugs. You'd want to make sure the tunnels aren't about to collapse though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921171
Incubi aren't human in the first place. They're monsterized humans. When you can't fuck a human girl without turning her into a succubus and can't make little boys anymore, you lose any pretense at being human.

Only reason KC says that in World Guide 1 is because the scholar is leaning towards the monsters view, same way he vehemently defends that there is no brainwashing in the setting. Even then he admits that incubi are a unique being that has both DE and SE which has never existed before. The monsters view is that if it has SE, it is human. Where the Order says if it has DE, it's a monster. I think the Order has it right in this case, the way that stuff irreversibly spreads corruption wherever it happens. The scholar never makes this distinction though, as you can see from the Elf, Houri, Apsara and other similar profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921339
MY NAME IS NOTTEN PORTANT

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921339
What's the worst that she could do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921349
It's not just used for bugs, where the veins run dry they build homes for more people. It's like a termite mound or an ant hill in the mountain. Nothing is collapsing, they've got the best non-Anubutt engineers running this shit. Cyclopses! Cyclopsi?
Anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921342
>Base form doesn't count
It does because that's what you really are, really look like, and what you spend the most time looking like. Look at any of the classic shapeshifting gods for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921342
Not entirely sure what you two are arguing about but in the case of dragons, more lore has them being able to transform into a human, male or female. But the fact of the matter is, that what pops out of the egg is their true form. Difference is with the old DL it was a scaled beast. With this one it's a scaled monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921351
Well then why the hell do so many people say otherwise?

>Incubi aren't monsterboys!
>Just a human with buffs, bro
>Chaos a shit. A SHIT!

its like a goddamn madhouse in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921361
>Well then why the hell do so many people say otherwise?
Because a stupid amount of people only read the profiles then claim to be experts on the setting without reading the world guides or Q&A.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921358
If you are born as a potato and live every other day of your life as a human, does it even matter? You're trying to argue that the "true form" matters but when you can effectively spend your entire life in one form or the other then it doesn't mean shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921361
Because KC can't into consistency.

>It's not brainwashing, just your true feelings bro
>By the way, if the most militant hero gets fucked even once by a monster, even if he hated them, mamano mana will make him love monsters and turn to their side

>Incubi are just human bro
>HAHA THIS ONE'S A SQUID!

So you either have to go with what he says or what he shows. I choose the second, because at least that sort of fits together better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921373
Yes it matters. And you're the one assuming that you can spend more time in one form than another. Secondly you're assuming you would want to spend time in your human form, when the monsters prefer the second. And according to KC, they make you want what they want. They only care about pleasure, not appearance. So crank up the crazy and break out the body horror because it's full steam ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921372
>>15921378
Well in the end whatever we call the transformations doesn't change much.

Returning to the very question, would you say that the DL has reason to despise chaos for turning men into abominations? Or does it not matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921390
It doesn't matter to her in the long run. If DL gets powerful enough to enact the third race, she'll be powerful enough to properly transform the chaos girls where they don't have abominable husbands anymore. So they are a problem, but one that she'd feel that she will fix when she solves her main problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921394
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to support my chaos overlords in overthrowing the DL

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921394
I suppose you're right. Once she has enough energy to induce Incubus births in monster girls, she probably wont care what chaos does with their free time.
>>15921400
If only such a citation existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921406
I'll join you, because otherwise my Shog waifu will continue to receive those sideways looks in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921388
>according to KC, they make you want what they want
[citation needed]

Really though, you're the one that assumes the transformation is only temporary. In the case of the Mindflayer KC explicitly states:
>マインドフレイアに関して補足しておきますと、夫のイカ化は可逆で、好きな時に人に戻ったりイカになったりできます。
>Here is some supplemental information concerning the mindflayer. The husband's squid transformation is reversible, and he can return to being human or change into a squid whenever HE likes.
It's incredibly easy to assume all chaos girls are the same way by the very nature of the setting.

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>>15921400
Gee Olly, do you think that somebody that does nothing but Rated X DBZ training montages in her castle all day every day for the last thousand years for the sole purpose of overthrowing the Chief God and making the third race happen is going to sweat a few monstergirls of any kind?

Asking if she cares about the Chaos Girls is like asking if she cares about the Trump Elves. When she will control the very rules of the universe at the end of her grudge match, she can do to anyone exactly what she wants.

She doesn't even care about the angels, her actual enemy. It's the Fallen God that corrupts those.

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>>15921415
The only one which is constant is the Shoggoth one, simply because its a passive attribute rather than an actual form.

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>>15921406
>>15921414
>MGs turn into just plain M and murder you like any ordinary eldritch abomination would
Really well thought-out plan there.

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>>15921419
Well with THAT attitude yeah.

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>>15921419
Dude the damage is done. Every montster is a cock-loving nymph. Any new DL will keep the trend. And even if the DL dies the lilim as a failsave to keep every one turned into monsters

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>>15921415
Yes, we have all seen that old Q&A. That was the answer to the question "Are you stuck as a squid forever?" Turning whenever you want is not the same as staying whatever you want forever. See something like the old Animorphs for that distinction.

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>>15921419
also chaos M don't murder, they assimilate.

Thats why they do so when hot girls as well.

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>>15921427
>Turning whenever you want is not the same as staying whatever you want forever
Then it wouldn't be "whenever you want".

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>>15921427
>Turning whenever you want is not the same as staying whatever you want forever
What? Where does it indicate that you can't just turn into a human and stay human for as long as you like?

The wording specifically says "Reversible" as in un-done. Untransformed from a chaos squid back into a human. And you get to chose which form you stay in for however long you like. No where does it impose a limit.

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>>15921425
Not him but the lilim only act as backups if they take the DL throne in the place of their mother. Remember, it's the mana of the ruling DL that washes over everything.

So if a hero killed the DL, a lilim would take her place. If the DL was overthrown and replace by another monster, that monster would lend itself to the rest of monsterkind.

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>>15921433
Transformation is powered by mamano mana so there is always a limit based on the magic reserves of whoever it is. See the dragon transformation or the sandworm Q&A transformation. It's also why the base form matters.

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>>15921437
So if a Kiki took the throne, then everyone would praise her mastah?
>a plan begins to form in your maids imagination.

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>>15921445
Kikis minus the succubus influence are pretty scary.
Like "keep things clean or die" scary.

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>>15921440
>Transformation is powered by mamano mana so there is always a limit based on the magic reserves of whoever it is
Citation needed. The dragon transformation is only because they arem onstergirls and subject to Dl whims. Human men aren't and there's nothing to suggest that the transformation needs to be SUSTAINED by mamono mana. As in its a constant burn.

And it isn't a transformation in the case of the squid. The phrasing specifically says "reversible" You aren't transforming your appearance. You're changing your base state back and forth at will.

>>15921437
>that monster would lend itself to the rest of monsterkind.
That monster is already part succubus though. All monsters are. So any part succubus monster who takes the throne will just result in monstergirls under different leadership.

The only way for the age of true monsters to come back is to kill the DL and the lilim and vacate the throne. Or have a true monster take the throne from the DL. But that won't happen because all the "true" monsters are now monstergirls. Nothing saying that chaos will revery everything. they'll just make it a lot more insane.

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Remember to properly take care of that fluff so the hairs don't get all over the place and plug the sinks.

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>>15921457
Molest the mofu!

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>>15921452
They are just strangely hardcore for the cuteness that they wear openly. She will make sure you become a successful person, or die trying.
>>15921454
>Shog takes DL throne
>Has only one motivation
>"Become One"
>Grows in power, begins absorbing everything
>Absorbs demon realm, absorbs everyone
>Absorbs whole world
>"Become one"
>Shog planet moves through space to find more planets

I'd watch it.

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>>15921454
>And it isn't a transformation in the case of the squid. The phrasing specifically says "reversible" You aren't transforming your appearance. You're changing your base state back and forth at will.

Do you even read what you write? That literally is transformation. Plus the energy has to come from somewhere and as we see from the sandworm it is a lot. Other creatures that can do it like the Echidna or the Jurogumo are quite powerful as well but can't maintain it forever. Like I said, being able to choose to turn into something at the drop of a hat doesn't mean you can stay that way. Even dopplegangers can't stay transformed 24/7.

Stop and actually think for a second. You're arguing that a newly turned incubus is more powerful than the monster whose whole thing is morphing. You are reaching so hard it's crazy.

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>>15921460
Unless married, that's a criminal offense in Zipangu you know.

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>>15921468
touch fluffy tail

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>>15921467
Not that guy, but what are you guys debating about again?

Was it "are Chaos aboms. Incubi?" or was it "are Incubi human?" or am I just not following this properly?

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>>15921454
>That monster is already part succubus though. All monsters are. So any part succubus monster who takes the throne will just result in monstergirls under different leadership.

That's wrong, because the position of DL was always that way. That didn't make the current demon lord part oni, elf or whatever the last one was. Even KC said in WG1 that monsters would revert without a succubus on the throne. It's a consistent effect.

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>>15921467
IF you are altering your base form you don't need a constant burn of magic to sustain it. It's your base form. You only need to expend mana to transform if you're turning into something OTHER than your base form. What KC suggests is that the transformation of your base form is reverible and so you only need so much magic as it would cost tochange your body. Once your body is changed, that's what you are. You won't "turn back" into anything because you already are the default form.

Either I'm not being very clear or your're deliberately acting dense.

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>>15921473
>are Incubi human?
Sorta. They're a weird grey area.

>are Chaos aboms. Incubi?
They're incubi with the added "feature" of having a 100%-monster form.

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>>15921474
No other DL actively changed the monster races either. Just made them more or less bloodthirsty under more or less tyrannical rule. This DL is the only one to actively warp monsterkind.

All monstergirls are succubi, that's how she changed them, she gave them all alluring bodies of succubi and made them all love men. So for as long at there is a monster on the throne, by necessity that means there there is also a succubus on the throne. Or at least a half succubus who, having loved dick for so long, is highly unlikely to make an active change to undo the transformation to monstergirl.

I think the only way to revert is to have NO monster on the DL throne. Have it vacated and the magic keeping them monstergirls vanishes without the new monstergirl sustaining it. Because think about it logically

No monster can take the DL throne that isn't already a montergirl. and we've yet to see a MG faction that actively wants to return to the days of old. Any mg powerful enough to wrest the throne from the DL is more than powerful enough to maintain the tatus quo magically, and so the role of DL will return to what it always was. Just a role of leadership that directed how and where monsters spend their efforts.

A chaos DL would have montergirls more actively subvert and assimilate humanity tor example, where the current DL is more passive about it.

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>>15921477
Im just wondering what the debate was about, because Im a dummy and can't figure it out.

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>>15921467
Look, lets put it this way: when a sandworm, or any mamono for that matter, uses the polymorph spell: they are effectively burning demonic energy in order to maintain a particular form. The very fact that they must burn energy to maintain it implies that something is actively trying to turn them back, which would sensibly be the DLs influence.

Men are not influenced by the DL. and we also don't understand the nature behind chaos transformations. For all we know chaos-husbandos have bizarro genetic sequencing that makes them able to shift in a way that doesn't even involve magic at all. Considering the nature of chaos-stuff, that's not even that far-fetched. Even if it did require magic to transform, there's simply nothing saying magic is needed to sustain it.

Even if men WERE influenced by the DL, which is a sensible conclusion for an incubus since he's covered in demonic energy; there's no evidence that the chaos gods aren't just interfering with that influence anyway.

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>>15921475
I understand exactly what you're saying. It's just nonsense.

>This is transformation by every single definition under the sun but it doesn't count because I'm arbitrarily saying that both forms are the true form

Basically you're just slapping on a label that doesn't fit to try to rationalize what you want. Anything changing appearance to anything else takes energy to change and maintain, no matter what you call the forms. This is even more pronounced by the fact that actual monsters don't get that power carte blanche.

An incubus is a monsterized man. So lets compare to say a monsterized woman like one who turned into a succubus. Succubus is her true form but she can pretend to be a regular human girl again for awhile. Human man, like a human woman, is transformed specifically by the particular mana of the monster that changed them. In the case of the chaos girls, it makes them an abomination that reflects their wife. But they can also turn back for awhile.

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>>15921495
>Anything changing appearance to anything else takes energy to change and maintain, no matter what you call the forms
Then the initial transformation into a squid would take energy to maintain and you're return to being a human.

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>>15921484
>No other DL actively changed the monster races either.
We don't know that at all. We only know none of them were crazy enough to alp half their subjects.

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>>15921498
Impossible, since nothing can uncorrupt what has been corrupted by mamanomaba. KC broke the world with that one. That and the eternal fuck machine.

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>>15921495
>. Human man, like a human woman, is transformed specifically by the particular mana of the monster that changed them. In the case of the chaos girls, it makes them an abomination that reflects their wife.
Yes.
>But they can also turn back for awhile.
Wrong. They can turn back indefinitely btcuase they aren't "pretending" to be human men. They are undoing the tranfomation that made them NOT human men. When you undo something you don't need to expend energy to keep it undone.


Where's maritan or some one else who regularly contacts KC? All this could be solved if we simply asked him if a chaos husband gets to chose his form and remain in that form indefinitely or for however long as he wishes.

Knowing KC, I also know the answer, but it would shut you guys up at least.

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>>15921498
>>15921505

Interestingly, the conversation about the throne parallels this. The transformations for all incubi and monsters are maintained by the energy of the DL.

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>>15921505
So, what, even if the DL died, Monstergirls can't be uncorrupted?

And all the incubus is doing is using his SE and DL to currupt his base form back into that of a human.

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>>15921495
Not that guy, but I'm inclined to agree with him. The Mindflayer and Wendigo Q&As heavily imply human-form seem as easy as flipping a light switch.

>but it only implies
Well yeah but it doesn't imply that its difficult either.

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Good night folks. Thanks for the chaos talk.

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>>15921507
KC's answer is obvious. He would just say whatever makes the least conflict and offers the most short term happiness. Forget thinking the repercussions through.

Why don't you throw him an actual curveball too if you get him on the line, like would a lilim mind being third or fourth wife in a harem. See if the harem dickery or the lilim obsession with true love between two people wins out.

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>>15921464
Something something Demon star Remina.

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>>15921518
True love would win out, that's hardly a curveball

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>>15921522
Bullshit. I bet ten dollars he'll pick harem and say "You really have to love all your wives though"

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>>15921525
>Lilim, of which there are, what, 20 something max?
>Being 4th wife in a harem
>Being any wife in a harem
Na m8.

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>>15921530
There's over a hundred lilims anon. DL has been cranking out kids for a thousand years.

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I love that the late night/early morning thread always has the gritty discussion. Its kinda refreshing to hash out these sort of questions without the fear of being smothered by Reeees'

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>>15921533
Where did I pull 20 from then? Eh, either way 100 is still a tiny population. For how powerful and beautiful they are they could have some hundred men in THEIR harem. I doubt they'll settle for anything other than true love and monopolizing ALL their husband's affection

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>>15921540
This discussion will die and four hours later the REEs' will roll in.

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Anon, after a storm you have found yourself on a island in the middle of nowhere and you are the only survivor.
Lucky for you, a tribe of monster girls found you.

Roll for what race of monster girl tribe:
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono`
You get one free re-roll

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Roll 1d8 for what body type they are:
1. The norm of their race
2. Shortstack
3. Amazona
4. Large breast
5. Bottom heavy
6. Loli
7. Fit (not overly so. Unless you like that)
8. Roll twice, ignoring this result if you roll it again.

Roll 1d6 for their ‘belief’ of what men are
1. They believe that men are something equivalent to demi-gods, they are going to serve you the best in every way.
2. They believe that men are a gift from the gods. They may bind you in the middle of the tribe and let everyone have a go.
3. They believe that men are a gift from the gods to serve them. They’ll treat you well, but you are expected to serve them. (Either just sexualy or in general depending on what you like)
4. They believe that men are a kind of wrathful spirits that needs to be feared and served at all cost. Even if you are kind to them and tell them you would do no harm, they will still be careful around you.
5. They know what men are. They’ll treat you like what their race would normally do.
6. Choose one.

However, not all is good on this island…
Roll 1d6
1. The tribe leader is a tyrant. She got her eyes set on you and she get angry if someone even looks at you funny.
2. They are all a dire form of their race. They will fight anyone who stands against them.
3. There is another tribe on the island (roll for them as well). They have a bitter rivalry and now they are fighting over you.
4. They believe that the storm was awaring from the gods and that if you don’t impregnate all of them in time, another even worse storm will come. They will get you to do it, whether you like it or not.
5. There is a ‘evil’ witch doctor on the island. She cursed the tribe to be in permanent heat- You could go and defeat the witch doctor if you want to, but you don’t have to.
6. Roll twice, ignoring this if you get it again.

So tell us anon, are you going to survive the island? How do you like the tribe? Do you even want to get rescued?

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>>15921542
There are one 10 "confirmed" lilims that exists. There are rumors that there are about one hundred. it's a case of "it's up to you".

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>>15921540
It is nice.

But you know who will show up soon to cut a huge swathe of text away from the thread, and the hugboxers will slide in to fill the gaps.

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>>15921542
this is MGE, KC abuses the "do what the fuck i want" card harder then most fanfics

I'd say if asked about a lilim being a not first harem member, he'd just shrug and go "why not?"

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>>15921551
>I'm washed up on an island of Hellhounds
>They're tall but have curves at the right places (norm of their race)
>Now I'm literally the island's fucktoy thanks to a certain curse that came from the witch doctor's botched experiment

Not sure if want

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>>15921551
Okay.
>Goblin
>Bottom heavy
>they thinksI'm a wrathful spirit
>the leader of the Goblins is a tyrant
I really don't see the issue here. I get an evil Goblin Queen for my waifu and everyone is awed by me. I'mma go all Colonel Kurtz up in here.

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>>15921542
>they could have some hundred men in THEIR harem.
They are specifically talked about as unique among succubi for being suckers for romance and monogamy. KC also rewrote the only known creature to have a male harem (queen slime) to love only one husband by the time the paper version of MGE1 was released. He doesn't do male harems, some monsters as total sluts like slutcubi, but not collectors of men.

KC is a doormat when it comes to female harem things though. He always allows a foot in the door, especially when it comes to a man getting a monstergirl harem.

That's why I want to see the question asked, because it causes two of the things he almost never backs down on to clash.

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>>15921559
that honestly sucks
to see the interesting talks about lore melt into autism triggers and headpats is painful, its pretty much that from last year to now that killed kikimoras for me

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>>15921551
>Large breasted Youkos that are afraid of men but need me to impregnate all of them before a worse storm comes

Rescue is unnecessary, I shall rule this band of mofu with a loving fist

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>>15921551
>Raiju
Eeeh. Not bad. But not dead either.
>Shortstack
Eeeh.
>Normal
Well at least there's that
>Another tribe of Lilim
Well, good bye my cute shortstack raiju. Nice knowing ya.
>An evil witch doctor cursed the tribe to be in heat
In heat right after the lilim stole their man. Ooph, that's gotta hurt.

I guess being stolen by a tribe of demi-gos isn't so bad.

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>>15921567
I know, I was just pointing out how being relegated to 4th wife is a very unlilim thing considering their capabilities.

[Anonymous No.]

Boys and bishies of every age
Would you like to see something strange?
Cum with us an you shall see
This our town of Halloween!

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>>15921551
>Dark Mage
>No profile, crap

>Chochin-Obake
Holy shit I forgot these things even existed.
>Fit
>They believe that men are a kind of wrathful spirits that needs to be feared and served at all cost.
>They are all a dire form of their race. They will fight anyone who stands against them.

What the hell? What would fit, dire paper lanterns even be?

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>>15921584
Very illuminating and quite possibly capable of creating hard-light-constructs.

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>>15921551
>Tribe of cute vanilla Loli Merrows who found me floating in the shallows
>At war with the Amazonian Dark Valkyries who believe I'm a god sent to bring one thousand years of cuddles and snu snu

"So this is how Traitor Steve felt."

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>>15921551
>Hinezumi
>Norm body type for their race
>Serve and be served
>Dire for their race
So they're normal looking Hinezumis with a dire personality and think I'm some sort of god sent to give them dickings? I'm perfectly okay with this.

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>>15921584
Olympic Torches

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>>15921582
Bitches leave.

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>>15921584
Huge signal beacons that burn with the intensity of an ignis

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>>15921576
That's the point. But you're also forgetting that they just come in the order acquired, so part of the question includes if a lilim will pursue a married man.

We know the ranking doesn't matter much internally as monstergirls don't care about power or rank in their harems. They don't defer to each other, just compete about who can love their husband the best.

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>>15921587
>>15921598
We can only assume their mastery of light and fire would be unparalleled. Never a dark day on firefly island.
>>15921593
Heh. That's not bad.

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>>15921601
Yeah, unlikely. out of all monsters that are the most likely to respect monogamy

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>>15921582
Dibs on the cat. Halloween's my b-day and this is MY town!

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>>15921564
Good luck with sleeping, because I don't think they will let you. At least you'll be liked by them.

>>15921565
Well, you seam to have your work cut out for you. How will you treat your new goblin tribe?

>>15921572
>And thus begins the story of how Anon breed an entire tribe of mofu.
I'd read it.

>>15921574
Are you going to go over to the Raijus and help them with their problem, or do you think that the lilims won't let you?

>>15921584
A very, VERY bright flame.

>>15921588
Will you claim you density Anon? You were chosen for this.

>>15921591
Somehow I feel like not may of them will still have tier flames going when you are around. Am I right?

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>>15921551
>Elf
>Fit/Amazona
>They believe that men are a gift from the gods. They may bind you in the middle of the tribe and let everyone have a go.
>There is a ‘evil’ witch doctor on the island. She cursed the tribe to be in permanent heat- You could go and defeat the witch doctor if you want to, but you don’t have to.

I'm getting Snusnu.

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>>15921618
"welcome to snusnu island, this is your home now."

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>>15921615
>Are you going to go over to the Raijus and help them with their problem
No, they'll just have to deal with it unfortunately. Satisfying a tribe of lilim will take all my time and energy.

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>>15921615
>How will you treat your new goblin tribe?
I will teach them the ways of civilization. I will teach them to build big stone circles and such.

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>>15921620
Well hopefully one of them wants to cuddle.

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>>15921615
>Somehow I feel like not may of them will still have tier flames going when you are around. Am I right?
Probably. And I would like to make them fight for the honour of being the first in line to be dicked, maybe I'll introduce the fire rats to keijo.

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>>15921624
Once they are all done for the day one of them (or maybe more depending on the day) will cuddle you for the night. You'll never be alone.

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>>15921606
Exactly, if you go by what is written. But KC can't help loving harems. I just want to see what he says. These are the spectrum of answers I see as possible.

>1. As long as you love all your wives, then they don't mind sharing, including lilims
>2. Okay, but a guy would have to do something really impressive to catch the attention of a lilim
>3. It could happen in an extreme rare case (Japanese no)
>4. Lilim sisters might share a man, but not with other monsters

I would put money on 1 or 2.

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>>15921630
Well that doesn't sound so bad after all.

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>>15921540
>'we're so cool with our secluded serious discussion club unlike those primitive anons around, right guys?'
I'm in good old /mgt/ alright.

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>>15921615
All the mofu!
Gonna have oppai loli daubhterus with the tribe

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>>15921582
That was almost alptastic.

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>>15921551
>My ship crashed into a cliffside thanks to a storm
>The cliff is too steep and there are waves crashing into it so climbing is not an option
>luckily there is a cave so I went inside
>suddenly I got grabbed by tentacles
>some of them slipped into my ears and aksdjhflkjabdsljfkb
>...
>...
>These purple girls are really tall
>I overheard some kind of prophecy that their "master" will return soon and the storm that brought me here is a sign of that
>Before I had time to think I feel tentacles slip into my earskljasdbjklfb
>...
>I'm a squid now

In summary: Mindflayer, 3, 5, 4

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>>15921615
>Will you claim you density Anon? You were chosen for this.

I know you mean destiny but I wonder how it would work with density.
>See them all fighting
>"Haha, you girls and your festive native culture. Now don't roughhouse so hard. I'll be super sad if anyone gets hurt."
>"What do you mean it's for Dick? Where is he? I swore poor Sir Richard drowned in the storm.

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>>15920949
>Sociopathy means you value your self-interest over other people
That's literally everyone though. Few are the people who are willing to get shot so five people they've never heard of can be saved.

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>>15921653
oh, well... typo.
But that would be an amazing story.

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>>15921653
>>15921660
Someone please write this.

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>>15921661

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>>15921675
But fun things are fun!

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>>15921027
>Megumin clearly a Lich
She's cleanly inferior to the resident lich.

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>>15921025
Is she starving

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>>15921685
Do mindflayers eat normal food or they just rely on your lewd thoughts as subsistence

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>>15921661
I had an older idea about a guy that acted like Mr Magoo because he couldn't see out of his helmet.

>Walks up to a demon on the street and draws his sword
>"A MONSTER! Die vercifimous hellspawn!"
>Decapitates the stop sign on the corner
>Turns to the demon and says "You really should be more careful miss. A demon can corrupt you faster than a ghoul can strip the flesh from your bones."

The best part would be when the smarter monsters roll with it.
>"Why thank you so much for coming to my rescue sir knight. I'm afraid I'm still terribly shaken by the whole ordeal. Could you walk me home?"
>"It would be my pleasure madam."

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>>15921551
>Dark Slime
>Shortstack (Does this really matter?)
>They believe that men are a kind of wrathful spirits that needs to be feared and served at all cost. Even if you are kind to them and tell them you would do no harm, they will still be careful around you.
>Eternal Heat curse
I'll just tell them to treat me as their otouto. As long as i get to be dotted i couldn't careless is they can barely form a complete humanoid

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>>15920762
Dear Sir/Shota,

Bank of Nubia had entrusted me with disbursing $100,000,000 from the account of an Apophis Princess who has no surviving relatives. You have been named her heir, but we require a deposit to release the money. Please send us an unmarried male with a penis size of at least 9" to the following address to handle processing fees.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if a Lizardman or Salamander would think a Zipangan samurai was cheating if he practiced Niten-Ryū unlike the typical Not!Nips

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921694
What's that, two swords?

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>>15921695
Yes, specifically a style of kenjutsu that was invented by Miyamoto Musashi.

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>>15921696
So One Piece DID teach me something.

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>>15921694
True warriors don't care how many weapons their enemy wants to use.

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>>15921708
I'll make her care.

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>>15921714
What would she think if she saw two gentlemen fighting each other with this style?

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>>15915081
Chased away a writefag through constant harassing because I didn't like him and just for the heck of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921729
Which one was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921720
She'd probably start dropping innuendos like how she has a perfect place to sheathe the winner's sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921730
Not you, you're too irrelevant for hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921736
What are you insinuating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921729
The only names that come to mind are Quicksilver, Bollocks, Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921742
I don't know about the first two but Alp is still here and seems to thrive off of insults and hate.
I bet he means Negawalker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921737
He's implying that you still have a long road ahead of you Anon, don't give up with your writing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921756
I, err, umm. Okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921750
Well I know bollocks hasn't written shit over any value since people hurt his feel-feels by asking him if he'd even proofread some shitty jub jub short

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921551
>Dark Valkyrie
>Bottom heavy
>They believe that men are something equivalent to demi-gods, they are going to serve you the best in every way.

>Another tribe of Fit Beelzebub

I pray to god that the Valkyrie can keep me safe. I will stay there fro the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921551
>Wake up after the crash on a bed inside what seems to be a tree house
>"Finally awake?"
>There is a /fit/ dark elf talking, she is probably the one that brought me here
>After asking a few questions and learning a bit about the place she mentions that I should get used to my new job
>Wait what
>She somehow tied me and is now climbing on to the bed
>There are also other elves biting their lips and looking at me with hungry eyes, ready to satisfy their kinky fetishes
>This is my life now
>...
>A few weeks go by and now I'm slowly getting use to bondage. It's actually pretty good
>Suddenly I start hearing shouts and chaos outside. Are we being attacked?
>Hear some elves through the door saying that the other tribe's scouts saw god being treated like a human dildo and are here to save him
>That's cool and all, but I'm still tied to the bed
>Not for long
>A loli catgirl came in through the window and freed me, bowing and asking if I was okay
>She manages to sneak me out amidst out the chaos and sends the message to the warrior lolis. It's time to retreat
>...
>Sitting on top of a throne with a bunch of loli cargorls waiting for my order is quite the change of scenery

I'm tired of writing on my phone and I suck. Just know that there is a tribe of Dire griffons that could take me back home, I pack some lolis and go search for them. The tyrant dire griffon captures me and turns me into her husband that only she can touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921551
>Tribe of bottom-heavy Oomukades who believe that men are gifts from the Gods meant to serve them, and the tribe leader is yandere for me.
Somehow I got stuck with Alp's fucking destiny. Fuck me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921825
Alp's destiny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921551
What is a dire will of the wisp?

[Anonymous No.]

WockInProgress

Other Wocks should start appearing later this week, keep an eye out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921830
The centipedes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921835
thats a good wock

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921837
What about them? He's a Dragonslut. He just ruined Oomuakades forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921835
I still wonder what would happen to you if monster girls became real. Your Wock would probably have a heart attack if she sees you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921845
>Wock sees Wockfag
>Looks at her dakimakura
>Looks back at him
>Back at the pillow
>Touches him, realizes he's FUCKABLY TANGIBLE
>Clothes literally explode off of her before the snu-snu happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921848
It still make me wonder though. Would monster girls instantly go for sex or would they cry and hug their husbandos?

I know I would hug and nuzzle the shit out of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921871
Hugs and tears first.
Sex comes when when reality sets in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921551
>Barometz
>Bottom Heavy
>Believe men are demi-gods
>They're all dire
Jackpot, baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921843
Speaking of that, who're the worst writefags to come out of the thread? I need to know so I can read their shit and know how not to write/act

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921904
Alp is probably as bad as it's likely to get on a technical level, the others are just hated because of other reasons, like futa and other such faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

Right in this thread are Anons who wouldn't be pounding werewolf pussy if given the chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921920
I prefer Kobold pussy to wolfu pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921920
True.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921920
Yup!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921920
If there aren't any higher tier pussy then I would gladly pound wolfus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921909
Got any in detail examples?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921951
You're the one who said you'd go read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920576
Nice, the greentext got a drawing too. Thanks.

I feel like the bird is a Bastion reference too. I doubt that Proxima b has any birds on it, but it's still nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921920
I'd rather it be the other way around

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921551
>Chesire Cats
>Large breasts
>They treat me as they would normally
>I rolled 3
Fuck.
2nd tribe
>Wurm
>Norm
>Treated like a demi-god
So this is how I die, in between a shit eating grin and a simpleton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921920
Well, more werewolf pussy for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922036
Karen is the best zombie idol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922041
Be careful not to die of wolf overdose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922036
It's a good death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922050
That's like saying "Be careful not to die of awesome."
Dying from too much sex with a werewolf or multiple werewolves is one of the best ways you could go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922049
I feel Koume would do the zombie shtick better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922055
But Anon, if you die you won't be able to pound them anymore. Who else would make that pack cum 10 times per day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922058
Maybe Karen is better as a ghost.

There's also two Monster Girl Idolmaster H-doujin surprisingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922063
I'll build an empty shell of a robot made for the sole purpose of loving werewolves, and inhabit it with my ghost when I die.

[Anonymous No.]

Which loli MG is the most spankable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922085
Lolinubis, alice, and probably a loli kakuen.
Oh, and a loli hellhound too. Because your handprint on their ass would literally light up like incandescent lava on their obsidian skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922088

>spanking an Alice

Why? Alices are pure and are for spoiling and doting on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921556
There should really be a list of the numbered lilims going around.

Druella is the 4th and the Queen of Hearts is the 3rd. Fuck knows what that one in Baphomet Complex is.

Then there's Mari who is the 10th, Ilassa who is the 13th, Lani who I have no idea, Victoria who is the 22nd, and whoever else I missed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922106
And also that one who got her pocket dimension turned into Rome by rampaging wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921920
>Implying I wouldn't leap onto a musky Werewolf and give her all the cubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922106
I know that Mari is now more or less canon. but Ilassa and Victoria and just OC. Only 1-10 will be canon, the rest are fan creations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922119
I know, anon. I never said canon-only. It's more to see how far the autism will go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922101
Alices are bad monster girls because they are pure. That's why they deserve a good spanking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921835
What keeps you waifufags devoted to sharing all the art you're getting here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922123
I see. Carry on then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922125
They also deserve to be kept in comfy little cages and paraded around in public with lewd outfits on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922123
Lilims are so dumb.
I saw everyone having their own so I went ahead and joined the party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922085
Hellhound, Anubis and Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922085
My daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922101
Playful spanking. It'll confuse them because they associate spanking with punishment, but it won't hurt, and they'll actually start to like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922152
We call that the "Oreo combination".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922166
But how can you spank all three at once if you only have two hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922171
You line them up so that you spank the three with each swing, dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922171

A really long paddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921815
Sounds nice. All of that could brew some pretty big conflicts though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922172
I'm having a hard time picturing it anon. Most of your force would get absorbed by the first one anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922171
You know how Mom from Futurama slaps all three of her sons at once?

Like that.
You can have them all stand in a row, bare bottoms lined up so you can spank all their cheeks in a single swing.
Or you can have them lay atop each other like in that Morrigan and Lilith picture, so you can go for vertical spankings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922177
That's why you git gud

[Anonymous No.]

Spanking should be doe with the hands and the hands only, paddles ruin the intimacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922182
This. Spanking is a personal act, with hand against cheek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922171
2 hands + 1 dick = 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922171
>>15922166
Not at the same time obviously. It's just a list of the best ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922184
But you can't leave the pretty red marks on their butts with your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922185
I think they should all be at once. It eliminates favouritism. Plus the idea of a prone hellhound and anubis loli sandwiching a wight loli is 110% appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922186
Then you're not trying hard enough. You have to be like that guy from that doujin who deflected a bullet by dick-slapping it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922176
The elves and the ct girls would fight a lot, mnut the griffons are too strong and high up in the mountains where no one could reach them. Maybe the two factions would call a truce and attack the bird in order to take me back. Not that I would want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921835
Wockmilk when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922085
Pear shaped Familiar and Wyvern.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you make an Alice wear a chastity belt with an egg vibrator pressed over her clit?

I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922249
What does wockmilk even taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922254
Whatever Wock Onee-san wants it to taste like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922253
yeah sure I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921551
>Koyoi
Well there can't be a tribe of one person, so I guess a tribe of Inari?
>Large Breasted
>They believe that men are a gift from the gods to serve them
Liking where this is going.
>Rolled 6
>They think the gods want me to impregnate all of them
>They have a rival tribe

Well great, here's the rival tribe.
>Hobgoblins
No goblins, just hobs.
>8 Roll twice
>Large breasts
>Amazons
So tall, muscular, even bustier Hobgoblins? Oh my.
>They believe that men are a gift from the gods. They may bind you in the middle of the tribe and let everyone have a go.
Oh my.
And I'm assuming they share their trouble with the Inari tribe so they also want me to impregnate all of them.
Maybe I can end the feud by agreeing to be their shared breeder?
With that many wives I'd better get cuddles though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921551
>Dark Priest
>Large Breasts
>Treat me normally
> Impregnate them all

This could have been a lot worse; I think I'd end up enjoying the island. Worse case scenario, I could probably be taken to Pandemonium with them.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to shave a Hellhound's paws while she's asleep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922111
That's actually Lani too.

>>15922106
Lani is 15th. I have no idra who Victoria is. Is she the one with her own country and learning the Order are mostly jerks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922242
I typed that in a rush and it seemed like I had a seizure. This is why you shouldn't post from a shitty phone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922254
Chocolate with a tint of strawberry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922310
No, it tastes like chocolate vanilla swirl ice cream soup.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get arrested by the Cheshire Meme Police!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922315
I think it would have strawberies too. Look at how pink she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922310
>>15922315
>>15922319
I always thought wocks would taste more like raspberries than strawberries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922128
Where else is there to show art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921551
>Amazonian Cupids
>Expected to serve them
>And they're all cursed to be in heat
My submissive fantasies have been answered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922128
Because if other people see her and know she's my waifu then she's closer to existing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922318
>You'll never be raped by Cheshire triplets in sexy police outfits.
>You'll never feel the pleasure their massive asses can bring when working together.
God damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922319
Probably.

Anyway, here's the Dragon that one anon wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922331
Interesting philosophy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922344
Funny. I'm the guy who requested that and the one that you replied to.

Thanks, she looks very cute and happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922304
>I have no idra who Victoria is.

She's Losenis'

http://pastebin.com/Raf2qHXL
http://pastebin.com/xekhGWRM

>is she the one with her own country

Isn't that the norm regarding lilims?

[Anonymous No.]

Do Wocks make good lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922128
Because I just figure people here are interested in art I get of her since she's MGE. Also from here it tends to find its way to other English Speaking MGE Fan places like the wiki and what not. The main reason I made my twitter was so I could share Jabberwock pictures with the Japanese MGE fans since otherwise MGE pictures from our side of the pond rarely reach them unless the artist uses pixiv.

Also sometimes showing off the art inspires people to commission more MGE from the artist, or gives people ideas on what to commission, and that's a win-win for all parties involved.

Also I just love sharing art of her because I love her and could talk about her and post pictures of her all day.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna tease my wock-neesan even when I have a girlfriend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922385
>implying your girlfriend isn't your Wock-neesan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922385

>implying she would let you have a girlfriend

She has already claimed you Anon. She probably rubs herself on your clothes so you smell like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922385
>Implying Wock Onee will ever let you have a girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922385
Looks like you are stuck with your Wocky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922360
True, though my donut steelim Lani doesn't have her own country, or grand sized house, or even maids end butlers.
But she is an exception to the norm.

I still need to work on her and her interactions with family and others, as well as her attempts at finding a potential husband amongst adventurers while disguised and only coming across offputting people or those who are already married.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pie a wurm-chan in the face

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922389
>>15922391
>>15922394
>>15922400
As if! I'll never go out with my own sister! That's weird, now if you'll excuse me, I have to put these incest doujins under by bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922425
I want to give Wurm-chan a cage

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922445
What do you expect her to do with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922449
She'll know when the time comes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922449
Now I wish I saved that wurm hybrid to post it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922449
Put it on her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922391
I want to come home to my Wock rolling around in a pile of my clothes!

[Anonymous No.]

BTW what about that wock doujin? Was it ever scanned?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be part of an English Foxloli hunt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922481

So you want a group of loli kitsunes to chase you while doing the worst English accents they can?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922486
No, I want to ride a Centaur and gather up a horde of sex-starved Kobolds so we can all chase a single foxloli across the marshes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921551
>Amazoness
>Amazonian Amazoness
>Dire Amazonian Amazoness
>Believe men are wrathful spirits to be served at all costs

You are fucking ruining my submissive fantasies god damn it

[Anonymous No.]

>No yan kumiho to tell you how she loves you in broken english and nibble your ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922519
If you don't want it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922525
>no yan Jinko to sing songs from the old country while you sleep on her lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922475
Bump. It's been few months since comicet already. Nobody bought it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922458

I mean, how else is she supposed to get her scent on you without you noticing?

How is she supposed to get your scent on her without being totally obvious about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922565
The guy that said he was going to scan it never delivered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922440
>not leaving your hard drive plugged in to your Wock-neesan's computer that has over 20 gigs of incest porn on there
>and all of it involves Wocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922577
He died of prostate cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922519
That sounds like heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922577
Is he kill?

[Anonymous No.]

>complain the other day about no good quality oomukade art in ages
>load up pixiv expecting nothing and butter delivered
>he didn't fuck up anatomy
I'm one happy bug lover right about now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922589
Probably

[Anonymous No.]

Wait so why do you have a Wock Oneesan in the first place? Is she like a step sister or did she just decide one day to crash at your place and never left?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922588
No damn it if I am going to be on an island full of huge alpha bitches I expect them to make me their naked apron wearing husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921551
>Large breasted Dire Cupids that believe men are equivalent to gods and are willing to service me in every possible way
I shall want for nothing and live my days as few men dare to dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921551
>Lizardman Reroll --- > Red Oni
Fuck

> Rolled an 8 so ----> (4 )Large Breast + (1) The Norm.
So I basically rolled a 4? Thats not too bad

> (4) I'm a wrathful spirit being served by huge titted superstitious drunks. Now that doesn't sound too bad.

> (5) Evil Witch Doctor? This island is awesome.

11/10 Don't S.O.S

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922612
What a gross bug.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Automatons most often found in ancient ruins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15921551
>Cheshire Cat

Oh fuck...

>Loli

Double fuck

>Demi-God

Fucked six ways till tonight

>Must fuck to prevent another storm.

Shit's gonna drive me mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922651
Welcome to the island of lost souls anon. Hope you're comfortable, because you're never leaving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922642
Your face is gross. At least you didn't call her stinky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922646
what did she understand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922622
When you wish upon a star

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922667

delete system32

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922667
The request for procreation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922682
Do not bully the automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922662
She's just gross. I hope she dies alone.

[Anonymous No.]

Irithyll Valley would make a pretty damn comfy undead kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922719
>Irithyll Valley
That's like Yharnam 2.0 in terms of structure. Not that I minded since it's so damn gorgeous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922721
Irithyll is much more open than Yharnam. it lends itself better to nobility and the like. Yharnam's alleyways and its clusterfuck of houses only accessable by ladders is less friendly to nobles and more friendly to large clusters of undead like ghouls and zombies.

Irithyll is much... grander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922189
If you must have all three at once, do it one at a time and make the other two watch.

>>15922719
Or Yharnam (the architechture, night and moonlight, not the abominations)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922682
>System 32 is her yandere restrain folder
>Eyes suddenly turn red

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922712
>oomukade dies alone
>becomes a clingy oomukade-wisp
God help the guy she finally gets her hands on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922360
>A /pol/ack having a simpering tit of a Lilim
Like pottery

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922749
To be honest that doesn't sound too bad. I could live with that!

[Anonymous No.]

>Undead lilim born half living half dead
Alternatively
>Stillborn lilim allowed to live and grow up thank to necromancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922612
Lack of big breasts was literally the ONLY thing keeping oomukade from being a perfect monster girl design in my eyes.

Thanks be to Butter T, now she is perfect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922755
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922612
I do wish we had some official wording on that tag over her groin. I've found myself questioning if it even is a artificial thing since the venom gland patterns merge with it so seamlessly. Assuming it is a tag I want to know if its a seal like the eyepatch ushi-oni use to help them control their lust and if such tags will be on every Zipangu monster that is regarded as a "monstrosity" in the region.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922768
>A Lilim based on Hel from Scandanavian myths
>Or a Lilim based on what almost sounds like some Go'el or Bleedman tier edgefaggotry
You do realize she could always just become a Lich-styled Lilim through her massive magical abilities, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922128
I still mostly post here since i just like it better then the /a/ thread, especially what it became after the anime.

I like sharing art of Miia and talking about her.
It's one of the few things that keeps me happy.

It's nice sharing art with people i know will also enjoy it.

I could still commission pictures and just keep them to myself, but i think pictures should be appreciated by everyone, it's sad if only one person can see a great picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15920782
>Centaur is listed first

Ha ha!

Clearly the winner!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922850
>medical complications are edgy
I wonder what the world must look like to someone like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922872
Given the Flip literally had one of his fanfictiions character come from the Grim Reaper's waifu who is also Mandy from Cartoon Network abort her child that's pretty much what sounded very near to what you were pitching. Edginess for the sake of edginess. Especially in a fetish pandering setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922879
I have no idea what you're on about, but a stillborn isn't an abortion

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922755
you wanna have a go, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922894
Why should I have a go with you? You're worth less time than Alp or Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922879
Why did you temind me of that shit? Do I have to remind you of Night of the WereEd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922755
>Local Anon can't stop bringing /pol/ up even when no one is talking about it

On a related subject though if Lilims can have traits of other Monster Girls (like how the Queen of Hearts is a hybrid with Alice) what monster girl would make great and logical Lilim breeds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922933
Holst Lilim.
She will make my donut steelim suicidaly jealous over her milkbags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922933
Chaos-infused Lilim, complete with eyes all along the inside of her wings like she's from a Guillermo Del Toro movie.

Or Honey Bee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922933
A lilim who is half-lilim, and half-lilim_

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922933
My donut steel is like a Doppelganger, but she's so good that nobody knows she exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922933
Lilim wight.

>>15922944
Well, my donut steel lilim is above the clouds, so you can only see her if you fly with your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922944
Does she act like Fate/Extra Caster Alice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922974
Alice is really broken in theory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922978
Well she was a ghost voiced by Illya's VA, so that's to be expected.
Her servant was not so much at E across the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922985
>Jabberwocky

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922990
That thing is beatable, provided you know what you're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15922995
Gameplay-story segregation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923001
But there's even special dialog that only shows up if you beat it without the vorpal blade.

But enough with that nerdy spiel, let's talk about MGE girls in F/E grail war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923004
Honestly speaking I don't think even a Lilim would be a credible threat in Fateverse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923007
Considering they can preform reality marble tier spells on the fly, I'd say they would really be a force to be reckoned with outside of "Arc going 100% like that guy from Yu Yu Hakusho with the giant shoulders", or Angel Notes' Ado Edem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923007
>Summon lilim
>She teleports in hundreds of demons
>Entire town is monsterized within the night
>Other mages too bus fucking to fight.
>Heroic Spirits irreparably lewdified.
>Grail war ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923035
Someone like Cu would fuck her into submission while Gilgamesh can probably just go 'haha you think I care about just one of your tier'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923035
>Corrupted grail becomes like that one horny nun from CCC
>All of the world's lust engulfs the planet
>The world turns into another MGEverse

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923042
Sexnun was really top tier
Her servant was even a fucking shota

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923036
Assuming he doesn't die first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923046
Gilgamesh can only die if he jobs
Which he always does except for CCC

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>>15923045
That damn EX attack of hers.
Holy fuck.

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>>15923051
Doesn't she use the planet as a vibrator or some shit

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>>15923049
I meant Cu.
Gil has fate changing luck, which is the reason why the strongest servant never wins any wars.

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>>15923053
Yes.

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>>15923057
Cu has his spear of sure kill which has ironically never actually killed anything to my knowledge

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>>15923045
>>15923051
>>15923053
>>15923059
What is this? and where can I find it?

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>>15923062
He also has E luck, and ALWAYS dies each route. There is a reason CF treated him like Kenny.

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>>15923036
>implying that fuccboi has ever touched anything better than a lesser succubus

>inb4 the alp dicksucking

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>>15923084
Game is Fate Extra CCC, boss is Kiara/Heaven's Hole.
She even looks like a demon with her horns, to be honest.

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>>15923088
He told Medb to fuck off

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>>15923088
>Gil fucked numerous wives on their wedding night until a trap appeared and showed him the wonders of broship and naked grappling
>Cu fucked bitches and got fucked over by one, may have killed his own son to boot

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>>15921920
I like Jackal Girls.

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>>15923095
I like wolfhound girls.

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>>15923090
Don't you mean Ishtar?

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>>15921551
>Lich
All right

>Rolled 5 Big Booty Liches
>2, I'm the special gift that they''ll use for science and endless sex.
>1 Queen Lich wants me, but her I'll convince the others to break her phylactery.

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>>15923101
I'm talking about Cu
Medb's Noble Phantasm involves fucking her target to death and birthing entire armies of soldiers
Ishtar fucked the GOD OF DEATH to death.

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>>15923089
>Heaven's Hole
Yeah I'm sure...

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>>15923100
I like japanese wolfgirls.

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>>15922740
>Spank the wight loli while the other two watch
>Little hellhound is grinning smugly at the wight's little yelps
>Lolinubis is shuffling back and forth on her paws, trying to resist her secret, unconscious buttslut urges

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>>15923104
She's such a slut that she makes Druella look as tame as thread canon makes her out to be.

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>>15923113
I like lich wolfus

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>>15923104
Ishtar was the original stacy wasn't she?

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>>15923106
Just like Illias, only less TT and more CC.

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>>15923169
I like bondage wolfus

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>>15923169
I prefer brown spellcaster wolfus.

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>>15923170
Stacy? Either way, she was a notably spoiled twat and slut that got a guy's bro killed just because he turned her down and killed a bull after she had a tantrum in front of her dad to release it.

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>>15923169
I like friendly wolfus.

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>>15923187
Unfortunately she's a disgustingly powerful spoiled brat.
>literally threatened to start a zombie apocalypse

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>>15923189
Oh, they'll be friendly with you alright. On their den bed.

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>>15923190
And they say the DL is awful despite gods doing this shit.
Remember, sluts are fine, but spoiled sluts in seats of power are not, especially if they have a tantrum over you saying "no" and start doing really bad shit in response.

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>>15923193
Not for sex, Anon. Just for hanging around.

I'm done with my days of mofu, I have a wife now.

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>>15923215
Anon pls, nobody here has any relationhips.

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>>15923224
Sorry, I meant waifu.

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>>15923215
Oh. Then she's a wolfgirl, not a wolfu. A wolfu is a wolfgirl waifu. The terminology is important.

Would you do stuff with her like go out hunting, and seek her advice for monstergirl, girl and wife related things your waifu wouldn't know about?

>>15923224
Rude, I have relationships.
With the people related to me.

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>>15922085
Manticore, her tail spines haven't started coming through yet so she's helpless.

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>>15923224
Never talk to me or my hand ever again.

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>>15923233
>With the people related to me.
Looking to get your posts deleted again, aunt-fucker?

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>>15923241
What? Who?

I think you misunderstood my dumb joke.
By relatioship, I meant familial relationships to those in my family.

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>>15923241
>aunt fucker
Go on...

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>>15922646
I mean, we can't really know that until the profile is out, no?

I was the one that translated the leaked picture on the wiki, and it struck me as peculiar when most other profiles just say "ruins", when the kanji for the Automaton's habitat specifically says "ancient ruins". Really makes me raise an eyebrow. Especially when the type isn't just "magic Material" like golems or living armor, or even a shikigami like the chochin-obake, but instead is "Magic creature" (literally 'magical living thing').

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>>15922088
Mermaid.
They can't run or escape.

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>>15923274
Ancient plaves were probably really advanced, like Zeal.

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>>15923268
Exactly as it sounds, talked a bit, never delivered, the end.

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>>15923283
That's more of a letdown than a ganguro Lilim.

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>>15923278
You'd be surprised just how much force their tails can strike with. It's all muscle, after all.

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>>15923247
>>15923268
There once was an anon who talked as though his life was an aunt-fucking doujin. Wasn't sure if he should act on it or not. Decided to in the end, supposedly.

And he was never heard from again.

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>>15923294
Oh yeah, I remember now.
I hope he achieved his dream of fucking his aunt.

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>>15923288
Hey that Lilim tried really hard to be the prettiest, cut her some slack.

Anyway what did you expect on a mongolian raiding board? Always broken promises.

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>>15923293
Too bad proper placement can make that strength useless as you spank them good.

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>>15923274
>when the kanji for the Automaton's habitat specifically says "ancient ruins"
Actually, I just remembered that another way to translate it is "archeological dig-site". Would be interesting if Automatons were built to be Robo-Indiana Jones'.

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>>15923307
She went overboard with the tan and leopard c-string.

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>>15922842
Right, I think I can explain that. Old legends speak of a method of creating a cursed insect by placing many different bugs into a jar and sealing it shut. Eventually they will eat each other to survive, and the last remaining bug is supposed to carry a venomous curse. I don't really know the name for this super-evil cursed bug, but I'd bet that the seal you see there alludes to the sealed pot.

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>>15923325
It means "DON'T FUCKING REMOVE YOU SOPPING TWAT" in JAPAN.

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>>15923325
Wait I remember this too
It was mentioned in some edgy manga iirc

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Goo!

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>>15923315
She was young anon, you're gonna make her cry.

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>>15923335
I really love goo mitten-hands

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>>15923325
Now that would certainly be an interesting bit of cultural symbolism.

Hoping the new art can motivate me to finish the oomukade story I've had on the backburner for a long time. Here's an excerpt:

>His mind hadn’t even finished reacting to these two injections when the end of her powerful segmented body swung around and the fanglike limbs at the tip roughly pulled down his pants before biting into the base of his testicles with a surprisingly mild pinch. His mind went blank as her hot venom now surged into him from all three locations, his body spasming wildly under her iron grip.

>However, within seconds his body lost all strength, it taking great effort to do more than move his fingers or let out a moan from his lips. In this state he couldn’t do more to resist than wiggle feebly in her coils and had become effectively a doll she could do with as she pleased.

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>>15923233
I just use wolfu as a friendly way to call a wolf. It's like a cute nickname.

And yeah, I would hang out with her to talk about my waifu and her husbando.

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>>15922128
I'm specifically devoted to her, I would say.
I share the art I get because you guys are pretty nice, I can show different artist's styles, and I get to be a bit mushy in doing so.
I like lovey-dovey stuff so it's fun to be silly when I post new wife pictures sometimes.

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>>15923312
>An ancient race created automatons as miners, to venture underground where it was too hazardous for living beings to venture
>For whatever reason, many of the automatons were forgotten, their original creators completely vanished without a trace
>Some automatons were caught in cave-ins and became immobile from damage, powering down
>Others were caught in lava flows and were preserved in rock
>Others simply kept digging until their batteries went dry
>They started getting dug up with the advent of monstergirls, with kinds like wurms stumbling upon them
>Meanwhile, a meek molegirl happens across a particularly interesting automaton, powered by a mysterious drill-shaped key

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>>15923352
I share the art I get because you guys are pretty nice

I'm not nice.

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>>15923294
>>15923306
>>15923283
I'm still here, just less frequently.
I was banned for a month for talking about it here. But it's cool because I did it. It was everything I hoped for. I wanna thank you guys for making me man up.

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>>15923144
I think the correct order would be anubis, hellhound, wight. Anubis is caught off-guard by going first, hellhound is smug at her but then you show her who's the boss, wight has time for her race-innate lewdness to awaken and tug at her thoughs while waiting for her turn.

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>>15923355
It's gonna be really sad when that salamander big sis dies.

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>>15923361
Nice. Glad it went well. Hope it doesn't turn into a family disaster or anything like that.
Why a month, though? What the hell did they cite you for?

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>>15923355
>>15923369

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok295z8vU3Q

If you're gonna dig, dig to the heavens. No matter what's in my way I won't stop! Once I've dug through, it means that I've WON! Just who the hell do you think I am? I'm Molegirl. I'm not my Sis. I'm ME! Molegirl the Digger!

I'm not crying again, that's just spiral energy pouring from my eyes.

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>>15923346
Just make sure she knows it's a nickname.

The idea of a wolfgirl coming to another guy to help with her husband is nice though.

>"Anon, you gotta help me out. My husband has a problem, and I've tried having sex with him more, but he still has the problem!"
>"Anon, what do you guys normally like as birthday presents? Last year I hunted down an elk and cooked the whole thing as a feast for him, but I want to do something different this year."

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>>15923370
Family hasn't found out yet. We hope it stays like that for a long, long time.
Off-topic posting.

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>>15923369
>>15923378
Would Nia be a sheepgirl, or an innocent, fluffy-haired shota?

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>>15923387
Don't say "yet". Just be careful and take the secret to your graves.
Man, that sucks. Off-topic is usually just 3 days.

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>>15923390
The second one.
Queen Genome is a Lilim, right?

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>>15923390
Nia's story kind of makes sense as a shota, if his part 2 freakout is the work of the Chief God.
>>15923395
Or this, I guess. I don't know, I like the idea if the antispirals as angels.

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>>15923395
Dunno about a lilim.

What made Lordgenome cool was the fact that he was essentially just the pure STR build in terms of spiral energy. No special moves, or shooting beams, but when you saw him get out of Lazengann and beat the shit out of Lagann, you knew he was a true badass.

So maybe not a lilim, but a more physically based monstergirl. Like a jinko or wolfgirl, where their fur and hair ignites with energy.

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>>15923422
Eh, I want a little more nobility to it. Maybe a legit dragon? I like that because of the parallel to salamander Kamina.

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So we know Rogue Translator's (RIP in Peace) waifu is Chrome.

But what about Latenight and the others?

I bet it's turbo degenerate like a Unicorn or something.

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>>15923368
Oh man. With the recent groundswell they've got, I'd absolutely love a loli quartet made up of a lich, wight, anubis and hellhound.
Two pale girls, and two dark-skinned girls.
Two are undead, two are wolfgirls, and they all have ties to the afterlife in some way or another.

The lich and wight would probably hug the hellhound at every opportunity possible to draw some heat from her, too.

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>>15923434
I was thinking a dragon could work too, so yeah, why not.

The wolfgirl thing mainly came from another silly idea I had.
A kobold Simon, wolfgirl Kamina, and Hellhound Spiral Lord.
The Antispiral stays the same, but they get cat ears and a cat tail.

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>>15923436
Wendigo.

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Lets try something. I'm going to list the Dragons and I want you to write the first word that comes to mind for each of them. Ready?

Dragon.
Wyvern.
Wurm.
Ryu.
Jabberwock.
Otohime.
Dragon Zombie.

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>>15923384
... why am I picturing an Alp stereotypical gay friend taking a wolfgirl shopping for an outfit to wear on her date?
> "you were a guy once, shouldn't you know what they like?"

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>>15920782
You know, I never noticed before because she either gets drawn cutesy or gets overshadowed by lilims, but vanilla succubus is fucking stacked.

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>>15923479
That's succubutts for you.
I actually really like vanilla succubi.

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>>15923471
>Dragon
Horde
>Wyvern
Comradery
>Wurm
Innocence
>Ryu
Romantic
>Jabberwok
Soft
>Otohime
Nope
>Dragon Zombie
Simpleton

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>>15923471
>Dragon
Fire.
>Wyvern
Knockoff.
>Wurm
Hugs.
>Ryu
Hadoken. (then gentle.)
>Jabberwock
Snicker-snack!
>Otohime
[ojousama style ohohoho laughing]
>Dragon Zombie
Fucked.

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>>15923471
>Dragon
Green.
>Wyvern
Feet.
>Wurm
Strong.
>Ryu
Rain.
>Jabber
Licking.
>Otohime
Okami.
>Dragon Zombie
Rotten.

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>>15923471
>Dragon
Noble
>Wyern
Who
>Wurm
Cute
>Ryu
Water
>Jabberwock
Brown
>Otohime
New
>Dragon Zombie
Mindless

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>>15923436
I'll assess that he's fond of Wendigos, Kikimoras, Yeti's, and Succubi.

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>>15923483
I think it's the clothes. Deru and lilims just have their shit shoved out on display for you, but succubutt has it contained in her... armor?

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>>15923479
Considering all mamonobama magic defaults to succubus when in large or varied quantities and that the lilim are just high tier super succubi, I wouldn't underestimate the vanilla ones. Remember, the DL was originally one and may still technically be.

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>>15923495
Clearly he is a gentleman of refined taste.

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>>15923471
>Dragon
Gorgeous.
>Wyvern
Childhood-Friend.
>Wurm
Adorable.
>Ryu
Wingless.
>Jabberwock
Lewd.
>Otohime
Princess.
>Dragon Zombie
Turbolewd.

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>>15923510
Never underestimated them, just never noticed because Lilims completely crowd them out, barring the extra-soft one we have now.

And now that I'm looking at it, is her top just latched onto her choker? Can she just undo a latch for easy paizuri access?

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>>15923471
Love
Fast
Stone
Rain
Strawberry
Sea
Sad

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>>15923512
That he is.

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>>15923544
Continuation when

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>>15923535 The softest succubutt......

Wanna give her a holst-cheese pizza

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>>15923547
While I would also like that, how do you continue from there while staying SFW?

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>>15923535
Monster clothes are noted in the settings to often be designed to make it easy to have sex.

Heck, given her top has a convenient hole under it she need not even remove anything to do paizuri.

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>>15923384
I guess calling her Wolfy would be better, but I'm used to wolfu. It's not like I call my waifu by "waifu" anyway. I just use her name or a special nickname.

But yeah, it would be nice to chat and talk about the thing we do with our lovers.

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>>15923550
fuck being SFW
imgur

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>>15923547
Latenight has only ever done 2-3 lewd images going by the Drawfriend booru, so I can guess that nude lewds aren't something he's into.
Not that that's bad or anything.

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>>15923551
Maybe. I just like the idea of one-touch access to titties.

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>>15923550
The camera spins around the big black object to reveal...

It was actually just a thin blocky penguin that says "Piko" for some reason.

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>>15923551
Shoggoths are technically naked 100% of the considering the fact their clothing is, in reality, comprised of their own mass.

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>>15923556
He's secretly lewd. Just think about the hellhound loli pictures he did ages ago for Quicksilver's story. Her naked, sweaty body was subtly silhouetted through her white dress in that picture.
And the delicious, plump hellhound police officer.

I know he did that pic of a familiar fingering herself too, but what other outright NSFW stuff has he done? I can't remember what his actual drawfag name is on the Booru.

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>>15923567
Shoggoths are sluts

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>>15923550
It's actually CommanderVideo

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>>15923567
Slimes would be even worse in that case considering they don't even bother with the pretense of clothing. They probably just don't have naughty bits formed 24/7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923594
Their entire body is a naughty bit
You can literally just whip out your dick and shove it through their arm

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>>15923471
>Dragon
Cozy
>Wyvern
Childhood Friend.
Okay that's two words but whatever.
>Wurm
Cute
>Ryu
Cuddle
>Jabberwock
Tall
>Otohime
Drugs
>Dragon Zombie
Lewd.

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>>15923577
Oppai loli hellhounds are the greatest.

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>>15923577
>I know he did that pic of a familiar fingering herself too
That was by a different drawfag entirely.
> but what other outright NSFW stuff has he done? I can't remember what his actual drawfag name is on the Booru.
http://drawfriends.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=22242
http://drawfriends.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=17241
http://drawfriends.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13633
http://drawfriends.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=12133
I guess 3 footjobs and a paizuri pic are fairly tame for lewd nude stuff aren't they? And only two out of those four have nude bits to think.
Also, I'm now reminded that there's an anon that goes between the /a/ and /v/ drawthreads that's (understandably) infatuated with Latenight.

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>>15923600
Yeah, but that's rude. At least let her make a hole to put it in.

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>>15923535
>You'll never order a pizza from Savory Succubi only to realize that you didn't have enough money.
>The delivery girl will never offer to let you "pay another way".
>Specifically taking her on a date the next day.
>Her boss will never be torn between being mad at her and giving her a high-five when she finds out.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what a vampire's favorite blood type reveals about them?

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>>15923612
>not taking advantage of a slime's special qualities
r00d

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>>15923609
Was it latenight who drew the loli hellhound neckbite? It kind of looks like his art.

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>>15923577
>that pic of a familiar fingering herself
I must have missed this one.

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>>15923609
Ah, I see. Always thought he went by a second drawfag name outside of these threads.
Also, that second picture is adorable.
Surprised Latenight likes footjobs so much, but good taste. I guess now I know why his pizzabus in the stirrup socks has such appealing feet.

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>>15923628
Shit, I don't think I have that one. Can you post it for me?

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>>15923620
There's more to slimes than 'everything is a hole'. Think about it: she can have any conceivable body type and create any sensation imaginable. She's a billion onaholes in one with a permanent X-ray effect.

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>>15923602
>Otohime is drugs

My brother.

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>>15923604
Portable hot milk dispensers.
Pint-sized forces of destruction and hellfire.
Puffy, incandecent glowing pink wolfgirl vulva.
Pudgy soft loli bodies.
Most nuzzleable and biteable.
Can do lolidom or standard loli.
Fluffy and warm and squeezable.
Can keep up when you utterly ravage them with bestial, wolf-like sex.

You're right, they're pretty top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923619
The rarer the blood type the more smug they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923604
I prefer Shortstack Hellhounds myself, but yeah disproportionate breasts are amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923652
Not to mention they fit in your lap.

[Anonymous No.]

Pssst Hey, wanna buy a pocket Kiki?
She got shrunk by some white haired girl who's angry all the time. She'll clean your desk and give you advice, just feed her some leftovers once in a while.
Whatever you do, don't tell her you love her, breaks the shrinking spell you see.
You want her?

Well anon, would you take a pocket Kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923659
>Whatever you do, don't tell her you love her, breaks the shrinking spell you see.
What exactly is the problem

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>>15923659
I would.

>>15923665
Aside from accidentally crushing her with one wrong move, nothing at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923659
She's too small to clean properly. Also my dog might eat her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923666
No as in
Why wouldn't I break the shrinking spell

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923619
O- pairs with everything
But AB- is the rarest and to Vampires, probably the best tasting.
There are probably fights over which is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923670
>tfw AB-
I fear vampires would like me only for my blood type

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923670
>tfw O+

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923670
>O-
>Vampires use me like a town bike
>Can't get pleasure from their sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923670
Well I always get bitten by mosquitoes so vampires might be the same.

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>>15923665
She wouldn't be a pocket Kiki anymore! Why would you want a regular boring o'l Kiki? Is it really that important to you that she'd wrap herself around you and whisper sweet words about you being a good Master in your ear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923634
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2298190

I still don't know who exactly drew this. It kind of looks like latenight's seeing how big she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923652
>Portable hot milk dispensers.
Hellhounds work so well with lactation stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923687
Well she seems to be suffering as a pocket Kiki. Also my shoggoth might eat her.

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>>15923678
Just imagine having a Vampire girlfriend though.
She's never fed from you so she doesn't know your blood type.
One day she takes you up to her manor, and things start getting hot and heavy, it's pretty obvious you're going to get lucky.
Then she decides to spice things up by drinking a bit of your blood.
The moment it enters her mouth her eyes shrink to pinpricks and you can feel her body convulsing.
The next thing you know, she throws you to the bed and starts riding you wildly while occasionally going in for another drink.
When you wake up, she's laying next to you seductively while tracing her finger in circles on your chest.
>"Cute, fun to be around, and with a rare blood type? I knew you were a good catch anon~"
And then she kisses you on the cheek.
How hard would you want to impregnate her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923692
And suddenly we need a market for poket shoggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923695
I bet shoggoths can just become like two thousand pocket shoggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923688
Ahh, I do have that image.
>I still don't know who exactly drew this. It kind of looks like latenight's seeing how big she is.
The artist is actually Caleana. She also drew an oppai loli Werewolf that has been posted here before.

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>>15923657
That too. You can feel her weight in your lap as you give her backrubs and massage her surpringly defined muscles, even as slight as they are. The natural heat of her body would make it feel like your hands were being massaged, too.
Or you could grope and milk her from behind. Now that it's getting colder, you could induce lactation in her with constant milking and nipple-play, and make hot drinks for both of you to share.

And she can face you while sitting in your lap, too. Either for the tender, bonding seated sex where her skin slowly starts to light up and turn orange as she gets closer to climax. Or for utterly wild sex where you're holding on for dear life as she jackhammers up and down on your dick, digging her claws into your chest, hearts in her eyes, tongue lolling out as she looks lovingly up at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923691
Especially if they try to act smug while you milk them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923684
Ah shit sucks to be you mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923693
>How hard would you want to impregnate her?
You mean after that ride she gave me, she isn't already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923707
I want a 7fy. tall delinquent Hellhound to pin me to a wall and force me to suck her massive milk-laden breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923679
Same man.

>>15923684
I don't know anon, I wouldn't mind being a forced town bike for a bunch of smug Vampires.

>>15923686
A vampire's bite is much more pleasurable anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923678
Enjoy just being a blood bag
>>15923679
>>15923684
Hey you guys have more worth than just blood so fuck being rare

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923715
7ft.*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923711
It'll take a lot more than that to get her pregnant.
Like for example you mating pressing her while kissing her.
It's not like that's her fantasy or anything.

>>15923715
Would she be talking dirty while doing it?
Would she be doing anything lewd to your lower body while making you suck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923723
9ft*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923727
11ft

Go big or go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923715
Would she be packing muscles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923678
I'm AB- too anon. Apparently they're already gathering us here.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a chuuni vampire fear the sun like the pale brother from benchwarmers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923717
Even for a slut that would be really draining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923717
I like biting, but I'm not too much into vampires. Things near my neck makes me die on the inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923594
>They probably just don't have naughty bits formed 24/7.
KC's don't bother forming them at all.
The four elementals seem like they're the same way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923686
I'm the opposite. Whenever I go outside mosquitoes stay the fuck away. I could be walking around with people and they always complain about how there are so many mosquitoes eating them alive and I'm just over here as if I have a fucking impervious magic barrier going "I AM INVINCIBLE!".

My blood must taste like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923718
What I don't have in blood I have in househusband abilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster /ck/ has constant blood type shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

How many monster girls are seven foot plus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923731
Absolutely. I idealize her to have http://i.imgur.com/4kxQoLh.jpg 's bodytype.

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda just like average sized monsters with average sized assets, instead of crazy stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923753
Who knows. We don't have any solid canon heights.

[Anonymous No.]

>someone made a new thread before even fucking having the "hurr durr image limit" excuse
>x edition
Fuck off.

If that doesn't get deleted, they're officially trying to kill us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923753
Given that height can vary dramatically even within a race, that's not an easy answer to give.
I can guarantee Sandworms are over that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923755
Lovely, although I would like a chunky one as well as a muscled one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923762
I wonder what a 6'11" sandworm looks like

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923740
They can bite in other places, like your arm, your shoulder, or your fingertips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923760
>it's real

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923760
Jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923760
Really? Goddammit I hate that impatient faggot that's trying to kill these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923767
If you were just childhood friends with a vampire would she feed from the arm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923774
If that was her favorite place, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923760
Oh, for fuck's sake.
The only people who make new threads before the current one is dead are either newfags or passive-agressive assholes who couldn't give two shits about this thread.

But you know you can't fight back against it, because you'll just get bannend.

When did it all go so wrong?
Oh, wait, it was when we got this new janitor. Guess that answers that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923773
Considering it's someone trying to force editionfaggotry, it's definitely someone trying to undermine the thread.

This is exactly why the only one thread at a time with no exceptions should be an officially enforced rule, because now we're vulnerable to newfags and troll OPs ruining everything without being able to do anything about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923778
But the neck is for couples

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923767
Oh. I guess they can bite my arm, but wouldn't it be weird for them?
If a vampire cares that much for me I might end up being only her blood bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923788
It would be a bit odd, but it would be an act of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923659
I'm sorry, my pockets are already occupied.
I thought I had the image of the Anubis and the Dragon, but apparently not...I'm a failure! ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923760
>It's still up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923783
This is too fucking far with the blatant shitpost OP and breaking even the guideline the janitor is trying to push for some insane reason.

Everyone should report that thread and make a real new thread after this one falls off. If we don't make a stand here it's over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923783
Shit fucking sucks.
>>15923784
Fucker also linked to the previous thread even though we're still floating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923788
>I might end up being only her blood bag.
You know you're more than just a meal to me~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923768
What kind of monster girl would she be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923800
A Cheshire probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923800
Not him, but what is she from? Is it good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923805
Oh that's perfect.

Oh that's so perfect Anon you have no idea.
>>15923806
Do you like femdom Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923687
I want to get a pocket Kiki to sit in my shoulder all day and repeat all i say like a parrot.

I will be the master of the seas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923786
>H-hey anon you know only lovers drink from the neck
Oh, then here is my arm, sorry for being inconsiderate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923806
>THIS new

[Anonymous No.]

Pudgy, Big Bottomed Devils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923810
>Do you like femdom Anon?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923816
>posting an image so it looks like this thread hit image limit and the troll thread is """""legit"""""
Don't think people don't see what you did there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923793
>25 minutes ago
Jesus christ, calm down.
Are you gonna make a new thread in one more image? Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923823
Actually, we're still at 299 because the janny has deleted a post somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923825
Just because someone suggested it doesn't mean everyone who's against that other thread will do it

[Anonymous No.]

>Image limit
Here's to hoping the thread can archive peacefully and we don't get yet another shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923822
Kaichou no Iinari

Have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923823
Some non-shitposty discussion from above got deleted for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923839
Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923815
Don't friendzone nice girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923838
We're not even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923062
He killed the fucking shit out of Kotomine in UBW in what was his best moment in the entire VN though

[Anonymous No.]

>It got deleted

Hopefully a proper one is made now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923847
>implying
Nigga he held off GILGAMESH for half a day
GILGAMESH
WHO WAS PISSED

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923851
Hopefully a proper one is made LATER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923835
>against that other thread
It's got editionfaggotry. That alone will tell you it's someone either purposefully shitposting or a massive newfag cancer who has no business making threads. On top of that it was posted before this thread even ran out of images.

The other thread is actively malicious and everybody here should fucking be against it without any second guessing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923851
There's zero reason to make a new one anytime soon. Besides, I bet this one could hit 3k like the old days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923856
Yeah, tongue slipped. Didn't mean 'now' as in literally now, more like 'when needed'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923863
It already did, the [deleted] posts definitely number more than merely 450.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923843
>tips bonnet
Who let lizards post

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923854
Will that ever get animated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923869
Probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923869
It happened in the Fate route which was animated by Studio DEEN so be prepared for disappointment

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923865
If I'm not mistaken, it's just 248 posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923861
Someone probably should make a proper one once this hits 300 as usual before he does again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923878
impossible

>>15923882
>as usual
How about no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923878
>just 248

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923870
>>15923874
Well fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any monster that a chibi drawing makes them look worse?

[Anonymous No.]

What's the most reckless thing you can possibly do in MGC?

I personally want to slap a Hellhound's ass.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a big bottomed, small breasted Kikimora to st on my face every day to help me relax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923659
I want a pocket Yeti to warm my mug of tea and make other things moderately warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923792
I want an Anubis boss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAEHGEo6klo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923471
Green
Small
Hard
Asian
Black
Aquarium
Bone

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923894
Foolish, but far from the dumbest thing you can do.
You can bet she's gonna use that ass since you seem so interested in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923894
Slug a lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923906
>but far from the dumbest thing you can do
Enlighten me Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to find a flat out fat anubis and ask her why she doesn't shape up to find a boyfriend.

Only slimes can do the blob look.

[Anonymous No.]

Shotas are for ______ and _______ but not _______

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923894
Talk shit about the Smug Squad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923900
Are you her faithful assistant who acts as the man behind the woman, or just some lowly who she rides (literally and figuratively) for stress relief?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923914
indoctrination, brutally train, for love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923910
You can fuck a Lilim and then say "Eh, it was alright I guess. Doesn't compare to human girls."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923914
protecting and teaching but not for lewd
t. paladin-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923915
What if you compliment the smug squad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923910
slap a dragon's ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923894
An easy answer. Attack a hellhound's husband. She'll kill/maim you and/or mentally scar you for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923916
Just one of many employees who have to deal with Scheduledog's bossy behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923924
>not just shooting a Will o' the Wisp / Shoggoth's husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923918
Now this is a man who doesn't want to walk for a few months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923918
I'm not sure that's physically possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923930
>Shoggoth's husband
dude probably has an impossible to see layer of shog all around him that instantly defends him

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923923
I want to be a whirlwind of pure ass-slapping efficiency!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923939
Shoggoth still knows you tried to use lethal force on mastah

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923939
>layer of shog all around him
Yandere shogs are scary, hell all yandere monsters are terrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923918
Take Druella on a nice date......And then never call her back

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923950
DELET THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923950
That's just mean.

[Anonymous No.]

monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

What stereotypical accent would the monster that you roll have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923923
that's exactly what you should do if it's a wock

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923961
>Black Harpy

Gee I wonder

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923939
Even without that we know he's not harmed from being stabbed with a sword. Same probably goes for a normal bullet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923961
>Leanan Sidhe
For some reason I imagine a high pitch french accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923961
>Fallen God

Valley girl.
>OH MYSELF, like dicks are just THE BOMB, I could like suck them like forever! Like did you know that cock means a male bird? That's like so crazy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923939
>Layer of invisible shog all around Anon
>Guy tries to stab Anon
>Knife goes right in without even pinching Anon's skin
>It just gets absorbed into a sudden layer of night blue goo which suddenly appears, dotted with angry, unearthly yellow eyes that all stare at the knife
>Then at the assailant
>The knife is absorbed all the way up to the blade
>Then the handle
>Then the guy's hand
>He panics, trying to pull out
>But something stronger than him, stronger than he could ever perceive, is pulling him in
>His wrist, then his arm and his shoulder
>He screams as his face is pulled in
>It doesn't even take a minute for the man to be consumed completely, and the streets are again silent
>Anon "steps out" of his invisible shog suit, who reappears like a hole in the night sky, first as a totally naked, pitch blue slimegirl adorned in those same yellow eyes, her body streaked with white lines that look like segmented gaps in her body, infinitely deep and glowing with a nauseous light
>Taking Anon's arm in her own and materialising a lovely, side-split black dress, she smiles at him
>"Some people just have no manners, don't you think? Well, I doubt anyone will miss him in that case, anyway."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923939
He is basically shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923976
With non euclidean nature of a shog you could "wear" her and yet she is invisible to the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923961
>Will--the-Wisp
Like a female Vincent Price or stock nasally Igor accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923976
http://imgur.com/a/tC7zE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923979
I was thinking a transitional stage

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923954
>>15923956
She would hunt you down and the "proactively make love" until you are a drooling mess on the ground unable to even remember your name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923982
Always close by, right in front of your eyes, and always just out out of frame. Hiding behind the corner you can never reach or look around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923995
I have glasses, so I wonder if she could make perfect contacts for me using her body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923995
What would happen if anther women hit on you as she was hidden or you hit on them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924000
Depends. How yan is the shog in question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924000
>tekeli li intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924004
Average for a shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924005
That's how i met my waifu, how nostalgic.

[Anonymous No.]

If a yan monster has non-yan daughter, how would the momster react when the daughter has a boyfriend and she isn't stalking him

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923961
>>15923961
>Unicorn
Proper British, received pronunciation like a true lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924021
Probably something along the lines of 'you need to be more assertive'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924013
That tells me literally nothing, but sure, whatever.

If the woman hits on the husband, then the shog inserts two very small portions of herself into the woman's inner ears. They'll whisper terrifying things and tell her to stay away from the husband, keeping her awake every night until she breaks down and vows never to even think about him again.

If the husband hits on a girl, the shog does the same, but also engulfs the husband and turns her body into a portal to her pocket dimension. She'll keep him inside until he swears never to try anything like that again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924026
What if they're not married and the man sees her just as a maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924021
Moreover, how would she react when she actually get a boyfriend instead of lusting after her father?
I mean, her father's the best in every way, how could she fall for some dirty nobody?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924029
Heartbreaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924029
I don't know. I don't give a shit about maids. I honestly think that association just makes shogs less interesting all round.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924031
Wouldn't she be glad that she no longer has to execute kill daughteru plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924035
Shoggoths are literally maids though
Like even in the original Lovecraftian lore they're servants and janitors

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924036
But their daughter is the physical embodiment of their love. Their daughter is beautiful and perfect because their love is beautiful and perfect, so why doesn't their daughter, the manifestation of their love, love her father?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924038
Like I said, I think the maid theme is boring.
They were servants to the Elder Things, sure. They also tried to rebel and got shut down hard.

Either way, I think when you have all that potential with an eldritch entity and just throw it all away to turn them into fuel for a crappy fetish that revolves around a uniform and saying "master" a lot, you're doing something pretty fucking wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924042
Yanderes are perhaps the most successful case of insane troll logic. I can't even begin to wrap my head around what that thoughtline would entail

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924046
Are you one of those lovecraftfags that bubble up from time to time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924042
Because she can't love her father more than her mother so she needs to make love with her childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924049
No, and I'm not sure who you're trying to refer to there anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Valley Girl Liches!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924053
Never mind then
Sometimes when shoggoths and such come up there's those lovecraft fanatics who treat the man as a god walking the earth and fly into unholy rage whenever a work uses lovecraftian names 'incorrectly'.
Anyway I don't know, I think there's plenty of potential with Shoggoths. Remember that even if they're in a uniform that's actually just more of them to begin with and they can easily make you food on the spot by chopping off a bit of their body, that's definitely not something a normal maid can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924055
How Genki would she be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924055
Bad anon! Don't think dumb thoughts like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924055
>Dressed in skimpy pink
Yes, this pleases my boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924062
Very genki, although she'd still speak in monotone.

>>15924063
you can't stop me!

>>15924067
yep.
Maybe you'd even see a hint of her panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924061
>Sometimes when shoggoths and such come up there's those lovecraft fanatics who treat the man as a god walking the earth and fly into unholy rage whenever a work uses lovecraftian names 'incorrectly'.
Oh, right. There was some posting pretty recently where people were talking about what it's take to fight down a shoggoth. And people saying that shogs were literally unbeatable, or something. Same conversation where people brought up the events of AtMoM, with the thing about running away from the Shoggoth and slowing it down by using penguins.
That the people you're talking about?

I'm not really a Lovecraft fanatic either way. Pretty sure I can count on both hands the amount of his stories I've read through.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monster girl to nurse me back into health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924079
No
The shoggoth powerlevel was my mistake actually, I was trying to start some discussion because we were relatively dead at the time so I just made a throwaway comment
The people I'm talking about go into a literally frothing rage at the mention of stuff like Nyaruko-san and scream about how it 'doesn't match Lovecraft's vision' or some shit

[Anonymous No.]

How would a yandere harem work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924094
Have you ever read that Khorne Kikimora story? they literally had knife fights just to see who had the right to get impregnated by master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924094
fight to the death, last girl standing wins the title of Best Girl and you marry her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924094
A yandere Cuckhorse

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924094
one of two ways: either it's a battle royale with only one survivor, or each one gets a part of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924094
You'd have to be king of the ashes more or less
Either way it's incredibly fucking unlikely that you'll settle it peacefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924104
>bicorn hates harem but can't stop building it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924112
She can't fight the instinct and once they are in the harem she can't hurt them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924112
I'm trying to wrap my mind around how this would work. Like, she hates seeing other women fuck her man, but it's also her fetish so she can't stop? She actively tries to get rid of the other girls so they have mysterious "accidents" and disappear, but she's constantly replacing them because she also somehow NEEDS her man to have that harem?

That's some twisted shit, but if you can write what's going on in her mind well enough it'd be a great read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924124
She has personality disorder, pure Unicorn and lewd Bicorn both inhabit the same body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924117
What a horrible existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924124
what if all her attempts to kill the harem causes them to end up nude in her beloved's bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924083
I want a monster girl to put me out of my fucking misery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924136
Doable, but I honestly don't think I'd like it as much. That takes the story from a dark romance/suspense piece to something akin to a shitty ecchi manga. No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924088
>The people I'm talking about go into a literally frothing rage at the mention of stuff like Nyaruko-san and scream about how it 'doesn't match Lovecraft's vision' or some shit
Now that's just funny. Of course it doesn't match Lovecraft's vision, it's a cutesy anime using an absurd premise as a hook.

That's like getting mad because Sekko Boys doesn't accurately depict Classical Greek literature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924149
yeah I see it your way, that would be spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924162
We talking about Skelewaifus now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924162
I think if you wanted something lighter hearted you could take a page from >>15924117 and make her a gag character in her own damn story. Like, she does the whole swirly eyes thing when she's talking the girls into joining but then (tries to) hide behind things biting a handkerchief whenever the other harem members get some alone time with her hubby. Then sex happens and she's doing the swirly eyes thing again with a little bit of drool and a whole lot of grool.

It's still silly but less contrived that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924186
That is what happens after the bicorn is done with a harem member

[Anonymous No.]

What do you call your baby wolfu daughteru?
Your little wan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924195
>Batshit insane ubicorn waifu finally gets rid of all the other FILTHY WHORE waifus
>She is now sexually unfulfilled but it's okay because she has her man back now
>Suddenly all the girls she offed come back as undead due to reasons
Oh my god, I need to see that reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924204
what if the monsters she killed don't even care

[Anonymous No.]

>>15923471
>Dragon
Red
>Wyvern
Oneesan
>Ryu
Wife
>Jabberwock
Snicker snack
>Otohime
Trash
>Dragon Zombie
Forever alone

[Anonymous No.]

Why do bicorns seem to work so well as evil or villain characters?

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>Thread is still here, past 300 images and pushing into 2.7k posts
Well this is a pleasant change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924221
Probably the ambition and ineptitude

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924221
Cucks are inherently unlikable

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924222
It's like we're back in the Golden Age again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924213
I kind of imagined them not knowing what happened either because they lost the last few minutes of their living memory when they revived or because they were killed in such a way that they didn't know what hit them. It'd be even better if them coming back from the dead to continue being with him made them even closer to hubby than they were before being murdered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924229
Well I'll tell you I have a GOLD account.

>>15924221
I mean have you looked at their profile, they're basically trademarked villains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924221
Because they want a harem for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924241
>they're basically trademarked villains.
This. The way they "train" unwilling women into a suitable addition to the harem is shady as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924248
>This. The way they "train" unwilling women into a suitable addition to the harem is shady as fuck.

It should be noted, it doesn't say they are unwilling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924248
I'd be lying if I said there wasn't a part of me (albeit a very libido-driven part) that was into the idea of what the bicorn does to get other girls into a harem.

But yeah, when thinking about it in terms of morals and all that, it doesn't seem like the most agreeable thing if you look at it from a decent number of angles.

[Anonymous No.]

It's almost Hallowe'en. Someone please say they're working on turning that shoghouse idea into a full lewd story.
The one with all the monstergirls running around inside a "haunted" house that is really just a massive shoggoth, who captures them one by one by making them sink into the walls, floors and possibly ceilings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924271
It should also be noted that if a girl wants to join the harem, she doesn't need any kind of training. She just joins.
>"she’ll train them into lascivious monsters that are appropriate partners for her and her husband"
Now I don't know if that implies human girl to montergirl corruption, or if it implies that the lascivious monster is inappropriate. But I do know that it implies unwillingness, until cuckhorse works her cuck voodoo

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I had the power to murder shit writefags and bring back the good ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924280
It could also just be helping the new girl to adapt to the harem. Like putting her through an induction to make sure that everyone gets along and can cooperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924280
Its all one sentence, and certainly implies to me that she "trains" ones that want to join the harem as well. A new harem member needs training after all to get along properly with everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924285
Name the bad ones and the good ones

They feed off (You)s and that's as close as it's gonna get for them

t. writefag

[Anonymous No.]

The scent of a married man is generally speaking unpleasant to other monsters, isn't it? I wonder how the husband of a bicorn smells. Probably like carrion or something, so many girls mixing into a single scent can't be that nice.

>>15924286
>>15924288
It spesifically states that she trains them into "lascivious monsters" appropriate for her and her husband. That's all about willingness and the D. It doesn't say that she trains them to understand harem dynamics and internal politics. Doesn't even say anything like training them to "get along"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924296
>Probably like carrion or something
Hey now. I know horse pussy isn't liked around here but it can't be that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924296
Doesn't their profile mention them becoming more attractive instead of less attractive due to bicorn magic, attracting harem members?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924296
Remember how KC's sexual hyperbole and the translations works. It could very well be that standard "get along" training, or maybe that with a bit of sex training depending on how you want to view it.

And bicorns make guys energy even more appealing to monstergirls, rather than less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15924305
Yes but it wears thin the more girls you get, citing 6 as something of an upper limit. I imagine at that point, it has worn so thin that walking about with that much conflicting DE on you would nauseate any other MG that isn't already in your harem and used to it.

Like a woman wearing six kinds of HEAVY perfume at once.

>>15924309
Listen to yourself. Do you really think you need to train a willing MG to take a dick? No.

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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that oppai loli valkryies are fearsome warriors, even if their balance is subpar and their lacking in height.

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>>15924311
All you need to do is stack Bicorns.

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>>15924314
>Breaking the hears of that many unicorns
I imagine Eros hates bicorns

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>>15924311
Well, in that case, the training to acclimate a girl to the harem idea seems more likely then.

>>15924314
That's like asking a genie for infinite wishes.

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>>15924314
How would you even do that though? Like okay, you start of with one unicorn then get jumped or something and earn yourself a bicorn, but after the first girl every other unicorn is staying away from you. It'd have to be some kind of arranged polygamous marriage or something. You know, the "you'll learn to love him" type, only it's true for completely different reasons from normal.

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>>15924316

What happens if a bicorn find a unicorn and corrupts her

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>>15924296
>The scent of a married man is generally speaking unpleasant to other monsters, isn't it?

I don't think any profile or settings material has said the scent of a married man's mana is "unpleasant" to other monster girls. Rather the scent asserts that he belongs to another monster, and this knowledge is what serves to "repel" their advances.

If it were unpleasant then there wouldn't be caveats like how monsters who fall in love with a married man may ignore the "claimed" effect.

Some of the setting goes into more detail, let me see if I can find it.

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>>15924326
Get multiple unicorns at exactly the same time somehow.

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>>15924316
Must be pretty weird to watch.

A unicorn can probably sense the shitty presence and smell that is the bicorn and she dashes off, only to be caught by a Jinko and some wolfs. She looks back and sees a man with a wet dick riding his evil dark horse, ready to corrupt the poor thing.

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>>15924331
Boner no.

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>>15924326
>>15924331
Stealth attacks on unicorns while they are sleeping or surrounding them with your wives.

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>>15924324
>the training to acclimate a girl to the harem idea seems more likely then
I get that we're both just pshing bias here, but it's way more likely that she just isn't into you, and you use your cuckhorse to brainwash her. It's all about making her a willing and suitable partner for YOU first and foremost. Actually fitting into your harem comes later.

>>15924328
Repel, repulsive. Same shit. This is olfactory stuff, it's bound to work on pleasant/unpleasant. You can ignore how something smells bad.

Like salmon. Opening it up smells like a rancid can of cat food. But you ignore that, take the salmon out, and eat it anyway. I mean maybe its a weak analogy but you catch my drift.

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>>15924328
Ah yes, here we are, again no sign that he smells unpleasant. Its just that his scent carries an implicit understanding regarding how other monsters should not randomly go after him.

>Monsters can sense when a man is strongly stained with “mamono mana” or a monster's scent, and they can tell that that man is a “monster's husband” and whose husband he is. Among monsters, there is an implicit understanding that when a human man is already another monster's husband, he belongs to that monster, and they shouldn't assault him at random, so men who have become a monster's husband basically don't get assaulted by monsters. However, in the case that the monster really feels strongly about the man, or in the case of races that are fundamentally polygamous, that's not necessarily true.

>If a monster feels so strongly about a man that her instinct has recognized the man as her “husband”, and she's already begun to change into a female exclusively for him, then there's no way she’s going to be able to ignore her intense desire merely because of something like an implicit understanding. She'll give in to the urge, assault the man, and fuck him. After that, the monsters who share a “husband” will end up living together, cooperating at times to milk mana from the man, and at other times, fighting over who gets to have sex with him longer and more often. Once this happens to a man, he'll have to catch all the desire of multiple lascivious monsters with his one body. He'll end up having to keep offering them large amounts of mana, every day switching off, or ,perhaps, doing all of them at the same time.

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>>15924335
>Stooping to raping horsepussy
Fucking low, truly a villain's move. More terrible though, you'd have to restrain her or get horse kicked in the fucking chest. You wouldn't even want to stick near her legs long enough for normal copulation and she'd likely still resent you afterward unless you did something drastic. We're now looking at a turkey baster and mindbreak situation; shit's getting worse and worse.

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>>15924339
I thought one of the things about a bicorn's harem was that you can't force a girl who doesn't want to be with they guy into it. So that brainwashing wouldn't happen.

Also, if your salmon smells like that, maybe make sure it's still in date.

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>>15924340
Did you guys know that we are alredy marked by our waifus? We just don't know it because we can't smell the manana banana.

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>>15924340
Right but I'm not seeing that it doesn't smell unpleasant either. It doesn't really state either way.

I personally really like the whole perfume angle. A man could walk around with one DENSE layer of perfume and put married monsters off, but if you're wearing six different layers all a the same time ontop of smelling like a barn, you're probably going to make a bitch vomit.

I thin it works well, as a kind of degeneracy indicator. You can hide it for so long with magic, but once her powers stretch too thin to sustain the effect and every one can smell it on you, that's when every one can tell.

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>>15924345
That's why you pin her down with Jinkos, wolfs and/or hellhounds. She wouldn't want to get hurt by those sharp claws and it's not like she can move anyway.

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>>15924292
Good ones: Silent_II, CaptainCanuckmerican, Iron Beast, ELH, LDR, Penywise, Parkedbuggy, Lanternon

Bad ones/Faggots: Losenis, ThatBollocksWriter, BobAnon, Negawalker, MachineAnon (Post Ego Trip), AlpAnon, Inari_Kitsune

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What about a harem of just unicorns by never fucking them

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>>15924357
Pls no generic harem anime.

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>>15924347
Na, it's fine. Crushed it in with chives and mayo, it was just the can. And no there's nothing to say she can't force someone into your harem. And the way I read it, plenty to indicate that she can and does.

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>>15924352
And now the male HAS to be a faceless overweight businessman. The laws of the universe demand it. Good god this is gross, not even the kind of corruption I can enjoy anymore.

Oh, and we're past the image limit, but just pretend there's a Madotsuki attached to this post.

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>>15924354
>Shitting on Losenis
Fuck you dude.

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>>15924354
whatd losenis do
or do you not like the stuff he writes

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>>15924366
>>15924362
He's an insufferable faggot.

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>>15924360
Like you say, maybe this is just biases.

I don't like the idea of unwilling forcing, so I perceive that it doesn't happen. And that any girls the bicorn "recruits" are already sweet on the husband, and/or wouldn't mind being in a polygamous relationship.

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>>15924340
You know, that made me wonder. What exactly is the extent at which a man is considered the "husband" of a monster?

I'd imagine it also covers things like a monster being secretly in love with someone and every monster somewhat understanding it assuming no polygamous shenanigans are involved, otherwise shy girls would go extinct.

>Monster meeting a man most days in some mundane scenario like workplace, school, etc
>Can't bring herself to confess or even advance, just spends most days saying "today is the day I tell him" only to chicken out
>Another monster shows up and starts hitting on the man
>Suddenly stops after realizing, "Oh, you're already X's", leaves
>First monster was within hearing distance of her, now trying to not short circuit over what to do

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>>15924352
Boner stop.

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>>15924361
Nah, it's just your average "you". Normal looking guy with a smile on his face, ready to fuck the poor horse.

Still, can you imagine how it would be with her squirming around and trying to escape? She knows that once you penetrate her everything is going to end and she'll never be the same and wouldn't be able to go back. She would probably cry and beg you to no put it inside since she wants to meet someone special and all of that.

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>>15924354
>Bad ones/Faggots: Losenis

Are you fishing for (You)s?

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>>15924374
I am feeling increasingly conflicted about this.

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>>15924360
The easy way to avoid that regardless of anything else is to simply not be a jerk who goes after girls who don't want him.

That is the bicorn selects harem candidates based on if the woman wants to be with her husband or if he wants to be with her.

Though I'm sure if asked KC would say that a bicorn isn't going to go after someone who outright doesn't want to be with her husband, regardless one can avoid it by not triggering her desire to get the woman for you to begin with.

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>>15924375
Not really fishing for (You)s if much like Bob he's mechanically fine as a writer. It's just he's a massive faggot.

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>>15924374
>Nah, it's just your average "you".
LAWS. OF. THE. UNIVERSE. For every reaction there is an equal and opposite reaction, energy is never lost, rapists of that magnitude must be fat and faceless. Inescapable facts.

And yes, I absolutely can imagine it and I hate it. We've now gone past "rape" into rape, the not fun kind. The worst part is that unicorns are good girls (if bad monsters) and really don't deserve this so one asshole can build a bigger harem.

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>>15924374
You are not your average "you," sorry lad.

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>>15924370
Cute scenario but I don't think it works quite like that. A monster can consider a man her "husband" by simply falling in love with him as her body changes to suit him, however that doesn't mean the man will carry her "mark" until she has sex or a lot of physical contact with him.

This can be seen with nekomata. Simply targeting a man is not enough to keep other monsters away, she has to rub on him and such a lot as cat to mark him as hers until she decides its time to have sex.

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>>15924374
>Talk to her about herself post corruption
>She laughs a little embarrassed and tells you about her dreams and aspirations
>Spends hours talking about all the fantasies she used to have of a big strong knight that would save her
>A man devoted to her that she could devote herself to in kind
>Their love/love relationship, all the silly little writing she did about how it would be married to a man like that
>And by the end she just laughs, her voice shaky "But all that's just so silly. Honestly, to think that I ever had such childish dreams"
>You turn to look at her, only now noticing the tears streaming down her cheeks
>bicorn shuffles in awkwardly and apologises to you. She hadn't finished her training yet
>Leave with the new bicorn in tow
>She comes back some hours later with the new bicorn in tow, begging to suck your cock, just like the rest of your harem sluts

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>>15924385
So how is he a faggot?

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>>15924377
Ohoo, it just hit me. Unicorns keep their virginity intact, so having this one guy that fucks his harem of wild girls evryday might be a problem for her. Like >>15924386 said, the guy is pretty selfish and probably thinks only about his own pleasure, so he's most likely going to shove his dick inside of her, ripping her hymen and insides apart.

Now he screaming and bleeding horse soon to be mindbroken.

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>>15924395
Eros will curse you and the bicorn for that.

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>>15924395
>Ask the oldest member of your harem what her dream was before she met you
>She stops dead in her tracks. and tilts her head with an expression of surprise
>"Haha, you know, I don't even remember. Can't have been that important, right?"

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>>15924404
Monsters all have body's specialized for sex. Regardless of how rough he is or how big he is a man is not going to tear up anything. Truly painful sex is probably a myth as far as monsters are concerned.

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>>15924397
Spams /pol/ memes to the point in a chat that you might as well ignore him completely. Argues about Mary Sues just to start shit with other people. Pretty sure when even somebody like Bob hates you you're a faggot.

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>>15924412
>Pretty sure when even somebody like Bob hates you you're a faggot.

Bob? Is that you?

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I wonder what would happen if a bicorn and mindflayer teamed up

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>>15923894
Go to a nudist beach.

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>>15924410
She won't be screaming in pain, Anon. The screams would be because she is going to be just another sex slave in the guy's harem. Actually, it's even worse than that since he is only getting her so he can grow his harem even more.

She is nothing more than a +6 girls ticket.

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>>15924395
>>15924408
>Mindbreak
You're no better than the Mindflayers

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What if I want a Bicorn harem where everyone has their dream come true

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>>15924408
Haaaaaaaaaate! I'm detached now, but I can see myself getting genuinely upset if something like this actually happened.

>>15924410
I seem to remember something in the alice's profile implying they have hymens to tear. It might not hurt [much] but the idea of a little blood isn't terribly outlandish.

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>>15924428
Their only dream is to have master buy his cock in them all day until they're bloated from cum. Invest in doppelganer potions and rage mushrooms.

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>>15924432
"Implied" being the operative word as a hymen is never mentioned in the translation at least, and losing their virginity is noted to be pleasurable.

Course the whole idea of hymen tearing and virgin sex having to be painful is something of a myth in reality, but that probably has no bearing here.

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So how does one ignore the smug squad?

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>>15924421
The Mindflayer would reprogram her to not be a Cuck Queen, but rather a Dark Mage version of the Unicorn's White Mage.

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>>15924448
You ignore them

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>>15924446
What if I want to vet the harem with the bicorn so that our harem is constructive rather than destructive and we ensure the ones that join don't need brainwashing

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>>15924448
You just pretend they aren't there.
Pretend they aren't there until they're practically throwing themselves at you.

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>>15924451
wtf I love mindflayer now

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Alright guys lets get off sad topics.

What would your daughteru wear for halloween?

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>>15924448
Pretend to be dead if they try to do anything with you. In case of rape just look at them with soulless eyes and they will get sad and dry.

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>>15924447
>"Implied" being the operative word
Absolutely, but there's really nothing else to reset physically between a girl after one dicking and 2pure virgin grils as viewed by otaku so it's a fairly strong implication. My point was mainly that bloody hymen tearing could even be a thing even if it's not a big deal or actually pleasurable due to monster biology. The poor girl would have plenty of reason to cry aside from that anyway.

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>>15924461
A latex bodysuit.

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>>15924461
What would a Crow Tenngu dress up as? A scarecrow? Some nerdy shit?

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Are there any stories with crippled monstergirl?

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>>15924461
I'd make her dress as an office lady. You know, for practice.

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>>15924461
Well, my daughteru really likes flower and plants of all kinds, so I was thinking about painting her wings green and adding little teeth to them and a few roots to her tail so she looked like a man-eater flower.

What do yout think?

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>>15924461
I don't have a daughteru yet, but soon.

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>>15924461
Is it insensitive if a wolf pup wears fake tails to look like a kitsune?

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>>15924461
The same thing Veronica and her mom wear every year. Glasses, business suits, and suitcases with the words Beelzeboss, LTD emblazoned on the sides.

Demon wife and daughter oyakodon lawyer sex. Binding contract, of course.

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>>15924478
Are you creating a tulpa daughteru? careful with that shit man

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>>15924461
Cardboard Gundam.

it comes equipped with a highly advanced stealth system that no one can detect. All she has to do is crouch, pull in her arms and head and presto: GONE.

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>>15924489
>oyakodon with blueberry spadetails
mein neger