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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

Watch out for devilish imoutos.

>> No.15972677



An alp would tell me to lay off the memes.

>> No.15972685

Are you saying little sisters are hellish creatures?

>> No.15972689
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Reminder that literally every Centaur in MGE are somewhere between great and best girls personality / ability wise.

>> No.15972692

Nightmare and White Horn suit me well.

>> No.15972694

Patrician as fuck.

>> No.15972699

Reminder that horsepussy is garbarge-tier.

>> No.15972718
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Even the smelliest, laziest anon can attract a monster girl

>> No.15972725

Hey Anons, your waifu loves more than you love her.

>> No.15972731
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I want to ride a shy nightmare and grope her tits.

I also want her to get revenge on me in the dream world by using me as a chair, nightmares are perfect.

>> No.15972737

I want to capture a Nightmare and steal her gas mask!

>> No.15972748

Except bicorn who is shit

>> No.15972763

Sounds like a challenge to me.

>> No.15972770

I put ability wise for a reason.

Even if you disagree with haremfags she's still there for them.

>> No.15972793

Bicorns are love, having one build a harem of all the centaur types would be wonderful.

>> No.15972803

Whitehorn sleigh rides, and nightmare mass dream influencing.

Bicorns are appealing to me in a corruptive, overly lewd way.

>> No.15972807

Real life sisters probably are.
Except for the rare stories you hear on /a/ and stuff about Anons dicking them.

>> No.15972814

The funny thing about most centaur protesters? It's been made very clear in the last part of the centaur profile how they have two vaginas. Horse pussy isn't a legitimate complaint.

>> No.15972816

I just had the best idea ever.

How about getting a Bicorn waifu and throwing yourself into the water together with a fishing net? It's probably the easiest way to acquire fishies.

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When the monsters take over, there will be only two roles. Slut or slave.
Choose wisely.

>> No.15972836

Why not both?

>> No.15972837

I'm a slave and a slut for my waifu. Other monsters can go away.

>> No.15972841

>Anon and the bicorn trudge out of the water
>Completely covered in jellyfish girls, all joyous that they've finally managed to snag a lover/s.

>> No.15972842

>nightmare invades the dreams of the entire centaur harem
>the normally shy girl now has control of everything and forces everyone to their knees
>she takes the opportunity to sit on the back of the white horn and asks you to lick her feet while she cracks a whip in the direction of the bicorn's rear
God I love nightmares, dream related powers are always great.

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>> No.15972855

>I wonder why everyone is so nice to me, teehee

>> No.15972856
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Started taking sketch comms again

>> No.15972860

Shit yes. Ever since that Anubis and Nightmare story, Nightmares acting like dominant gods in others' dream worlds has become a huge turn on for me.

>> No.15972879

Is that a Ryu?

>> No.15972884

Looks like one, but the filename says Naga. Unless that's her name.

>> No.15972887

It's a naga, looks like.

>> No.15972897


yeah, it's a ryu. sorry, brainfart during naming

>> No.15972901

Ryus are getting too sexual.

>> No.15972910

I'd prefer vanilla, but dragons are sweet regardless.

>> No.15972914

I guess a ryu is a kind of naga.

>> No.15972950

Good taste.

>> No.15972965

Chubby familiars are for cuddling.

>> No.15972994

>Summon a chubby familiar just for cuddling.

She probably also wants to do cool magic stuff with you!

>> No.15973001

Familiars are for being bros with.

>> No.15973082

The only magic she needs is the magic of love!
I mean, I've got magic at some point but I don't think she's prepared for being an oppai loli just yet

So familiars lazing about in oversized shirts and their underwear?

>> No.15973085

I want to call a Familiar and make her cast her most mana expensive spell just so I have to take responsibility

>> No.15973089

No underwear. So you can suprise prone bone her when she is laying on the couch.

>> No.15973100

>Chubby familiar going commando while wearing a n oversized shirt

That's how I like it.

her front would be covered by the hem of the shirt but the back would only be half covered so you see a little bit of the bottom of her rear.

>> No.15973133

Groping that Familiar and watching her reactions must be so fun. She would probably be spooked by the sudden attack, but after a while she becomes a moaning mess.

>> No.15973141

Anon stop, I just woke up. I don't need to have that soul crushing pain of never being able to wake up to my Familiar waifu cooking breakfast for me while wearing one of my shirts that are two sizes too big for her.
That doesn't even describe the pain of never being able to sneak up from behind and hug her and tell her how much I love her while she gets heart pupils and thoughts of making a family with me.

>> No.15973158

Go back to sleep and hope that you dream with her.

>> No.15973161

Can't gotta help set up for my brothers 30th birthday in a little bit

>> No.15973171

Wouldn't it be nice to have your Familiar help you?

>> No.15973183

If you listen closely, you can hear anon's heart breaking

>> No.15973184

>Sabbath Titania
Oh my

>> No.15973186

Maybe, although it would cause her naked neathers to start grinding against your lap.

She lives in your heart anon.

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Horse Puusy? More like 'Worst Pussy'

>> No.15973234

Seen that yesterday, that's some seriously haram shit.

>> No.15973238

I would love to torture her like that.

Hearing her little moans trying to protest against the sudden violation and watching as she slowly loses herself and starts grinding against my leg. Then I would stop and just watch as she keeps on going, asking for more once she notices I stopped some time ago.

>> No.15973239

I'm disgusted, yet intrigued. Do go on. Would she be an oppai loli?

>> No.15973243

More like beeg titties.

Gonna give my brave, centaur knight friend a bunch of holst milk.

But are you prepared for her to give you puppy dog eyes in the hopes that you start again?

>> No.15973253

Delicious nonetheless.

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No, board-flat.

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>> No.15973279

No, please.
Anything but puppy dog eyes.

>> No.15973281

What is that?
...I need an adult.

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>> No.15973289

If she gives me puppy eyes I'll just pat her head and walk away. I want to see her reaction to everything because she gets cuter everytime.

>> No.15973294

She may even throw in a quivering lip.

See above, she'd get a quivering lip going and maybe even add in a little whine.

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I'm bringing out the big guns for this.

Hindsight accidental puns.

>> No.15973353

Every monster girl should wear a rabbit suit except rabbit girls, they get a pass

>> No.15973364

She is an adult.

>> No.15973375

I want to be the major villain of a monster girl hero!
I want to do a host of despicable things so that she breaks into my castle for a climactic, final battle only to find that all my missdeeds have ended up with good things happening to the people I 'cheated'

In fact, her sister whom I kidnapped to start this whole thing now has a husband, a house, and a nice little girl on the way.

>> No.15973376

I can agree with this. I can't think of any monster that wouldn't be improved by this.

Well, maybe werewolves. The dominant ones would probably like their husband to dress up in rabbit or sheep themed clothes/pajamas and chase them.

>> No.15973381

I kinda want to see a farmer going through his weresheep herd only to find a werewolf in a shoddy weresheep disguise standing amongst them.

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She's cold without her coat

>> No.15973400

There used to be a thread thing were a Wurm made shit disguises to blend in.

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Would you ?

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>> No.15973419

Would I live a wonderful life with the unicorn? Yes I would

>> No.15973432

What's the current mg demand for romantically oblivious husbandos?

>> No.15973435

Highest with Tsundere girls

>> No.15973441

Never noticed how nice her ass was. Would put my carrot in there.

>> No.15973444

Without a doubt. They look even better now.
I think having horse/goat legs are really sexy as long as the thighs are still human.

>> No.15973446

Then I'll cuddle her and keep her warm.

Probably alphabet wurm.

>> No.15973461

Source? I can't find it on tumblr.

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>Make quadruped girls bipedal
>They become magnitudes better

Someone explain the science to me.

>> No.15973472

What's the mg demand for husbands who want headpats and cuddles?

And maybe nursing handjobs.

>> No.15973475

Fairly high amongst any large breasted monster girl who can start lactating.

>> No.15973476

Bicorn best corn
Unicorns are made to be cheated on and turned into Bicorns
It actually felt bad to write this, please don't cheat on your monster girl waifu

>> No.15973479

What if a man marries two unicorn sisters?
Do they go bicorn or do they stay as unicorns?

>> No.15973481

What are their personalities like?

>> No.15973482

They vary from the smug and dominant to deredere, motherly women who let you use their laps as pillows.

>> No.15973484

This sounds like the kind of question that can never be answered

I'm gonna assume that since they are sisters their mana should be similar enough to not cause them to turn into Bicorns

>> No.15973487

Then what about two unrelated unicorns?
Do they remain the same?

Is it possible to build a harem with unicorns and have them stay that way?

>> No.15973488

Barb please, all centaurs are lovely regardless of how many legs they have.

Nightmare when?

>> No.15973490

I would the ones with the horse bodies, so of course I would these.

>> No.15973492

>They vary from the smug and dominant to deredere, motherly women who let you use their laps as pillows.

It's going to be difficult to choose then.

>> No.15973497

I thought you can't attract a unicorn if you already have a waifu (even/especially if your waifu is another unicorn).

>> No.15973499

What is the smuggest monster girl?

>> No.15973503

Surely they couldn't stay pure if that happened but it still doesn't make sense for a Unicorn to turn into a Bicorn because of Unicorn mana

It's a bit convoluted but yeah, normally it shouldn't happen

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Your favorite one

>> No.15973507

I hate that smile, it's like she knows I want her.

Fuck you, monster girls.

>> No.15973515

I want to pul her ahoge

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We just don't know.

>> No.15973517

Too late Anon, I already hid cards under my sleeves. This game of uno is mine.

>> No.15973521

Specific wording on the profile says they avoid guys who have sex with other monsters to prevent that energy from mixing with their own.

Now, if the other monster's a unicorn and that's no longer an issue than I think it could happen, although it would be difficult.

Exactly, it wouldn't be easy but you could probably get them both with some work.

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>> No.15973533

She's got a big ahoge, the bigger the ahoge the better the cuddles

>> No.15973540

Don't do that, she's gonna turn into Yeti Alter.

>> No.15973544

Yeti alter.... So we've come to this point.

Does she engage in grumpy cuddling?

>> No.15973547

Yeti Alter would probably be a tsundere and want to be given hugs rather than give them herself.

>> No.15973557

I'd be okay a cuck horse if they looked like this.

>> No.15973569

Such a fearsome creature.
Gonna hug her till she smiles

>> No.15973579

I'd resist.

>> No.15973583
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Short Raiju lewd story: http://pastebin.com/tjk6Pszt

Headpats not included

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>> No.15973592

>No headpats
Why even bother then?

>> No.15973594

Less than five words in and I'm already distracted.

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>> No.15973636

Fuck off

>> No.15973637

Hi Aftyn.

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>> No.15973655

Only for mature monster girl lovers!

>> No.15973669
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>New translations will possibly spark hundreds of minishitstorms due to the chance of conflicts between the old one and the new one regarding canon
>As if canon vs threadcanon wasn't entertaining enough

Morbidly hyped

>> No.15973672

Can't wait to receive my copy, the new art, translation and uncensored lewds better deliver

>> No.15973680

Remember, never trust seven seas. They're one step of "gamegate creep" funimation's dubs with their "translations".

>> No.15973687

Because you can actually look at them in the eye without them turning their head.

>> No.15973718

I am genuinely afraid of this. We already have trouble with the "But KC said ____".
If something would conflict with the "old" translations or thread cannons or both it would be a hell storm. And it would last months. Since people would notice certain things written and then apply it to what we know from the old translations or the Q&As. This is a big problem since it would mean we could have two "cannons".
I'm neutral when it comes to seven seas, they've done some good things and some bad things with their translations. But I really hope that they don't mix in things they think "should be there" or even worse, not be there.

Question for you guys, if there is a contradiction from the old and seven seas version. Which one would you go with? The one you like better? the one that makes the most sense? Seven seas since it's the official version? I think this is something that will keep coming up so I think it's good to start thinking about.

>> No.15973719

>thread cannons
Are you implying there are people who treat it more than just a meme?

>> No.15973721

Both of us know damn well that there are people taking that to damn seriously.

>> No.15973740

Have you read the thread? Many anons seem to take threadcanon as actual canon, sometimes to the point where they'll try and force an idea to make it "official".

>> No.15973744

>caring about either canon or threadcanon
I'm sorry, I didn't know I was in /WeenieGeneral/.

>> No.15973750

I agree, drinking Ryu.
Always a fun time.

>> No.15973759

>Question for you guys, if there is a contradiction from the old and seven seas version. Which one would you go with?
The one which isn't motivated by money and having to appeal to as many western fans as possible. Also the one which hasn't inserted their own jokes into multiple translations in the past.

>> No.15973760

>thread cannons
25mm or 140mm cannons?

>> No.15973761

>If something would conflict with the "old" translations or thread cannons or both it would be a hell storm. And it would last months.
>This happens for 100 monsters
>Threads reach 5k+ posts


>Question for you guys, if there is a contradiction from the old and seven seas version. Which one would you go with?
I'd go for the one I like better, seeing as that seems to be KC's goal for the setting in the first place.

>> No.15973767

Comon' we do have standers here.
... Actually we don't.

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Find a better couple than male tsundere x big genki monstergirl

Protip: you can't

>> No.15973776

Always looking out for the good of the lurkers and standers.

>> No.15973779

120mm Rheinmetall L/70

>> No.15973780

I'm not tsundere, but my waifu is big and cheerful.

We are still good, right?

>> No.15973788

I've recently come to the conclusion that I'd probably be a tsundere if monstergirls were real. Consequently, this has made me question my waifu's taste in men even more.

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Even with the reworks, I've still got the hots for teacher.

>> No.15973811

Just come off a ban?

>> No.15973813

Sensei is for impregnating.

>> No.15973815

What species is she

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>> No.15973825

Not him but 4chan x is fucking up for me and won't auto-update after a few tries. I've been needing to refresh the page manually to see new posts.

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Good taste friendo.

>> No.15973833

She's the type of girl who would like to make you blush. Totally normal to have a tsundere husbando.

>> No.15973836

That's a cute snek

>> No.15973839

Get ready for a dozen more gazers, and other shit MGs

>> No.15973840

>Headpats not included

Fucking thank god. At least there's one persom here who's not trying to ruin them with that shitty meme

>> No.15973846

>Question for you guys, if there is a contradiction from the old and seven seas version. Which one would you go with? The one you like better? the one that makes the most sense? Seven seas since it's the official version? I think this is something that will keep coming up so I think it's good to start thinking about.
Disregard both versions and make my own objectively superior version.

>> No.15973850

amazingly, still no poplar mg comms. yet.

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>> No.15973858

Yes, it is. Thank you for making sure people knew it was by quoting the word from my post.

>> No.15973860

You sound bitter Anon.

>> No.15973861

Hey Man, if it means anything I completely agree with your sentiments.

>> No.15973862

It's a good meme though.

>> No.15973865

It is.

>> No.15973870

People care more about touching a Raiju's head than impregnating her. Can you imagine how sad they get?

>> No.15973872

>being wrong
Well, it's your own time you're wasting.

>> No.15973875

Not really. It adds nothing of substance to a sentence except letting the reader know that the writer has experienced a complete dearth of creativity.

>> No.15973876

Are you implying that gazers are shit? Are you perhaps damaged in the cranial department?

It's the opposite of good.
Compare mention of raijus when the profile came out to mention of them now.
They've literally been reduced to nothing more than a target for headpatting "discussions."

>> No.15973880

What if they like both?
I don't care.

>> No.15973881

Oh boy, we got a live one.

>> No.15973884

God bless you guys, its always nice to know there aren't people with godawful tastes and a horrid acceptance of the memes this place spews out sometimes.

>> No.15973885

Not him, but on top of headpats being stupid due to treating the girls like pets or retards, the thread really does like to overuse it.

>> No.15973886

I'm not implying. They actually are.

>> No.15973891

Pls elaborate. Why are gasers shit?

>> No.15973893

I bet you pat her head while pounding her ass, you degenerate. It is kinda dumb though.

>> No.15973894

Threadcanon and memes can be fun, the problem is when anons spam the ideas until they are old and worn. Repetition just kills anything fun after a while, I'm surprised more anons aren't tired of it.

>> No.15973895

Well what are you doing for the Monster Girl you like?

>> No.15973896

Don't forget the hamstringing of kikimora discussion.

>> No.15973897

I was fine with it a couple of years back. But then that one really identifiable poster who would do nothing but gush about doing cutesy, explicitly non-sexual things with monstergirls helped drive it into the ground. Wouldn't say he did it by himself, but I'm glad there was actually pushback against even the mention of the word "headpat" back then.
It actively works to suck the interest and variety from monstergirls, while reducing them to simpering pets like >>15973885 says.

>> No.15973899

Nothing, I'm not an autistic faggot.

>> No.15973900

This is a feel I feel towards most of the things this place talks about on a regular basis, but I don't wanna bring up that shit more then it necessary. Thanks for showing you understand!

Copy my first comment and paste it here. I wholeheartedly agree with you.

>> No.15973903

>being mad at how others spend their money
Put up your own money or fuck off, you don't really get to complain if you don't do anything.

>> No.15973905

Wrong board

>> No.15973908

If you hate Monster Girls and shitpost when people talk about ones you don't like, why are you here?

>> No.15973912

Honestly if you removed every "I want to X a Y!" post from existence, the result would be nothing but beneficial.

>> No.15973915

>being in /mgt/
>not an autistic faggot
Got lost on the way to /r/monstergirl?

>> No.15973916

So what's wrong with gazers?

>> No.15973917

Do you from ages back, there were posts complaining about how the popular girls were getting so much art, and they were trying to push people into getting art of less popular girls?
Then people replied to those posts saying "Why not just commission stuff yourself, if you care so much?"
Then the poster/posters just got angry and kept talking about how waifufags shouldn't commission art of their girls.

>> No.15973919

I want to love a Monster Girl!

>> No.15973920

But anon I already did.
So calm down and before you ask to see it, you probably have and I'm not posting it.

>> No.15973921

What grill?

>> No.15973922

>implying /r/monstergirl isn't autistic as fuck
What is wrong with you?

>> No.15973924

Don't worry, they already love you
And once you get in that pussy you know you'll love them too

>> No.15973926

But /r/monstergirl is 1000% faggots.

>> No.15973930

>I have commissioned art actually
>But I'm not going to show it to you, so you'll just have to believe me

I mean, you could just post an Imgur of it, if you don't want to post directly.

>> No.15973937

You'll fit right in.

>> No.15973948

I think those haven't been as bad recently, but I agree with you. Getting rid of them entirely would only do the thread good.
I remember back, was it a year or so ago? When you could control-F "I want to" and count the percentage of total highlighted posts in the whole thread as an integer.
And in a thread with 2000 or 3000 posts, that would mean a fucking lot of those posts.

>> No.15973952

Did you commission sea slime if so I appreciate it

>> No.15973956

I'd like more monstergirls to turn to seduction. Rape is nice and all, but there's certain quality to a seductress that a rapist doesn't have. Besides, not especially hard, all it takes it to play to a man's ego.

>> No.15973959

I remember that all too well, I find it hard to feel bad for them because if you're angry enough to get mad at people for commissioning things then there's a good chance you care enough to spend money yourself.

Talking of spending money, I need to get more hipster monster girls drawn.
Difference being these threads are for most the part aware it's full of autistic faggots and try to contain it, /r/monstergirl is in full on denial while continuing to ask for ERP sessions.

>> No.15973976

>mangagamer is translating VN with rape, bestiality, ryona, amputee, guro, snuff
Muh dick

>> No.15973981

Does it have monstergirls?

>> No.15973983

I guess it could be worse. It could have NTR.

>> No.15973985

Yes. It's kinda generic fantasy, vampires, witches, catgirls whatever

>> No.15973987

> bestiality, ryona, amputee, guro, snuff
I want you to leave.

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>> No.15973996
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Wights a best!

>> No.15973998

>Monstergirl's faces when they find out our reality is a simulation that could be shut down permanently at any moment

>> No.15974002

I want her to touch my soul with those ethereal hands!

>> No.15974014

Yes. I want to hug her and have her sit in my lap. So damn cute!

>> No.15974018
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Now that's I took a second look, all girls are mgs. Cat, minotaur, oni, tiger, rabbits, butterfly.

>> No.15974020

I want her to touch my soul's lap with her ethereal butt.

>> No.15974024

Now that's something I want to know what it feels like.

>> No.15974030

What's it called?

>> No.15974031

Okay, but what's it about beside those things?

>> No.15974039

Horrible. How can you do all that to monstergirls?

>> No.15974046

The fuck is wrong with you

>> No.15974052

Mabybe they do it to the guys.

>> No.15974055

Still disgusting.

>> No.15974060

All you had to do was not reply to him.

>> No.15974069

My dick shouldn't, but it do.

>> No.15974070

This place is so full of dumbasses it almost makes me wanna join in the shitposting.

>> No.15974071

Maybe all that stuff just happens to characters who never actually feature in the VN, and we just hear about it.

>> No.15974073

I'm sure it's the same faggot who posted that image before and got blocked 15 min.

>> No.15974076

>You will never be a noble from a very religious family
>You will never have to take shelter in an unregistered INN
>You will never get seduced by the Satyros who runs it
>You will never struggle between your lifelong beliefs and the temptation
>You will never give in and have debauched sex with her
>You will never have a nervous breakdown after cumming inside her
>She will never comfort you and invite you for another round

Why live?

>> No.15974086

So are you going to give us a fucking name or not?

>> No.15974093

Don't even pretend you /d/eviant fuck.
Get out.

>> No.15974097

>that art
Is this Maggot Baits or something? Heard a bit about that shit and the art looks familiar.

If it is, you disgust me.

>> No.15974100

What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.15974108

I wonder if any degenerates here have Honey Select MG characters.

Actually I should probably go find where to download that shit for myself.

>> No.15974113

I've seen one or two. Not even cosplay shit ones, either. Actually decent ones.

>> No.15974114

Okay am I going nuts or did there used to be a profile of some monster who was kind of a Frankenstein deal, stitched together from a bunch of different parts?

>> No.15974115


>> No.15974116

Chimera. Pretty shit design with the giant living pauldrons and such.

>> No.15974118

Maybe you're thinking of Zombina. I don't blame you. Zombina's nice to think about.

MGQ also had one or two patchwork girls.

>> No.15974119

It was fanmade.

>> No.15974122

Fuck that's right, thanks for that.

>> No.15974124

Can't wait for when these stupid kids have to go back to school.

>> No.15974125
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I got lolis from prisma illya in one of the threads

Yeap, >>15974115 is right. There was a MGE stylized fanmade stitched girl. I think it was homunculus, she was wearing bunnysuit and carrying a chainsaw

>> No.15974129

You're actually going nuts. The other Anons are saying that it was fanmade so you won't get hurt.

>> No.15974134

Don't try to justify a garbage game's garbage.

>> No.15974135

THATS what it was. I distinctly remember the weird bunny ears and chainsaw. Wonder if kc will ever do a Frankenstein girl

>> No.15974139

Anon, are you actually retarded?

>> No.15974142

No, guys are mostly okay.

No, all main girls can be gurod, good or bad

Yes it is. Why? I looked through gallery and it looks fun. I loved euphoria and ero game. Clockup makes good stuff

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>> No.15974153


>> No.15974156

Gurofag pls kill yourself.

>> No.15974157


>> No.15974161

It's probably some dude who hates the guy more than Gazer anyway.

>> No.15974162

Stop replying to him.

>> No.15974172

>VN with rape, bestiality, ryona, amputee, guro, snuff
>Maybe all that stuff just happens to characters who never actually feature in the VN, and we just hear about it.

For one thing, how the fuck could you ever see that as anything but a joke comment, no matter how crappy? Are you that desperate to find "/d/eviant fucks" lurking in the thread that you'll just call people that whenever they say someting silly?
Not to mention ryona, guro and snuff are all banned universally on 4chan, /d/ included.

Hence the questions. You were acting like a literal autist.

>> No.15974173

>Still replying to him
You fags are really retarded

>> No.15974174
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One day they'll learn.
Maybe that guy who was saying the average age in here is 19 is right.

>> No.15974175

These idiots are probably /d/fags themselves, hence their huge interest in disgusting garbage.

>> No.15974181

I had a terrifying dream last night with a Yandere angel and a relaxed Demon.

>Angel was into BDSM
>Wanted no one else to have access to me
>House was weird, think the paris hitman level, combined with a sci-fi architecture
>Demon won something from angel or something, got me for the night?
>Hung out at her apartment for netflix and chill

And then the dream went haywire and turned into some scifi thriller with some mad scientist bent on keeping the demon locked away from me.

>> No.15974182

I miss the /a/ threads. This shithole's full of cringey redditors nowadays.

>> No.15974187

Anon, this thread's had to deal with a lot of shit over the years.
Forgive me for having a bit of a hair trigger when it comes to this.
For what it's worth, sorry for the false assumption.

>> No.15974191 [DELETED] 

Man, this discord stinks. I fucking hate these people.

>> No.15974196 [DELETED] 

Okay, why are you telling us?

>> No.15974197 [DELETED] 


>> No.15974198

At this moment, you have no idea how much I empathize with this.

>> No.15974200

Heads up, you are being raided.

>> No.15974201 [DELETED] 

Get out Tony

>> No.15974203 [DELETED] 

1. ok
2. what discord
3. why are you telling us this
4. stop being such a wimp as to talk about people behind their backs.

>> No.15974204

Say from where, rather than just make some vague, attention whore post.

>> No.15974206 [DELETED] 

Okay Tony

>> No.15974207

Which is the better mofu, institute or youko

>> No.15974209

This thread can get fucked for all I care. These idiots never learn anyways

>> No.15974210

By who? Fucking hell...
Hey, at least the janitor will probably fix this? Right ... Right?

>> No.15974212

Hey, we may be idiots. But aren't we your idiots?

>> No.15974213

Ok, could the janitor or the mod delete all this """raid""".

>> No.15974214


>> No.15974215

Oh god damn it, who?
Is it /qa/?
Is this Starbow's fault?

>> No.15974216
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I'm curious if there's a correlation between age and preferred types of MGs. I feel like in the grand scheme of things it would be a pretty minor variable, but someone smarter than me would have to answer that.

>> No.15974219

I wish you would leave, anon. I really do, all you do is complain like a bitch.

>> No.15974223

Are you the guy bitching about the /monster/ discord again? Could at least not be a little bitch and tell the people there they're faggots rather than cry about it here.

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My guess is there isn't any real correlation and it would just lead to shitposting for the MGs that some of our younger fellows may enjoy.
I'd be happier not knowing.

>> No.15974226

Weakest raid I've ever seen. We create larger shitstorms without being raided.

>> No.15974227

No. You're just idiots.

Do you know why you keep getting raided? Because you keep falling for it. Well at least it's entertaining to watch.

>> No.15974228

We should gather some statistics.

>> No.15974229

Thanks senpai

>> No.15974233

28 right on this day

>> No.15974234


That's a good point. I didn't wanna get anyone called out, I just enjoy thinking about these things. The science of fetishes.

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How old does a Bapho needs to be for you to start addressing her as an elderly person?

>> No.15974236

Oh right there are two types of kitsune aren't there? One of them is more gentle and the other more aggressive.

>> No.15974239


>> No.15974241

Wow anon, you have such a wicked sense of humor. Are you intelligent and nihilistic too?

>> No.15974242
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Do not impregnate the Ryu, you will ruin the rainy season.

>> No.15974244

God, you're such a freaking baka, Anon.

A lot of the time, I see that hair trigger thing as a double edged sword. On the one hand, prompt reaction quells shitposting. On the other, it makes this place much more totalitarian and reduces range of the discussion pool, but more notably makes this place a target for said shitposting. Take this raid situation right now. We'd never be targeted if they didn't know people in this thread hated non-vanilla things so much, and could cause shitstorms with the hair-trigger repsonders so easily.

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>> No.15974249


>> No.15974254

Crow Tengu.

>> No.15974255

Rainy season can eat a dick.

>> No.15974257

No you won't. She'll make it rain so that you two can sit on the porch under some blankets and cuddle.
That sounds compy as fuck.

>> No.15974258

Just telling you the truth mate. You can meme all you want, I dont give a fuck.

>> No.15974259

>Large Mouse / Humpty Egg

>> No.15974262

Gonna have a big, soft ryu wife and a bunch of cuddly daughters!

>> No.15974263

If there's one thing I miss about the /a/ threads, it's the pre-Bob days. That story changed these threads. Made us paranoid.

>> No.15974266

>Humpty Egg

>> No.15974268

Nice try FBI/NSA.

>> No.15974269

No preference.

>> No.15974272

>Anything Smug and/or Powerful.

>> No.15974273

Sure thing, whiny bitch.

>> No.15974274

Man I love that shit. I don't really have the words to explain it, but hopefully next time i post a story you might learn to understand. Or at least, get a little closer to understanding the perks of eggfu.

>> No.15974276

He's not exactly wrong. In general, people in this thread just lack the ability to not bite the bait. Not all people, obviously. But enough people that you notice it.
Some even think that they're helping by taking the bait, and creating shitstorms by arguing and telling people to "fuck off", when they're just fanning the flames even more. It's a really destructive mindset.

>> No.15974278

I dono, wouldn't a slime waifu be better in almost every way?

>> No.15974279

gentle doms

>> No.15974280
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Look what you've done, Flow Kelp-chan is sad.

>> No.15974284
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Oh look, Ryu-chan is here! Say something nice to her!

>> No.15974287

Can I cuddle her so that she'll be happy again?

>> No.15974288

>tfw literally just made 2 posts about upcoming game
>retards thinks it's some kind of evil forces trying to raid them
Holy fuck, take off your tinfoil hats

>> No.15974290

Also, irony.

>> No.15974292


>> No.15974293

She can relax and watch the clouds on a sunny sky!
People will go to the beach and she can find a husband.

>> No.15974296

The eggshell 'gimmick' they have is awesome IMO, they have amazing yandere tendencies simply because they can keep you locked in their shell and force you to only spend time with them. I like their Imprinting gimmick as well. They also have a similar thing going on as flow kelps where they have built in food for their husband, making it easier for them to get by spending their days just lazily fucking.

Ever post the name of the game? Cause Im actually pretty curious about it.

>> No.15974298

The kind of response I'd expect from a regular who always takes the bait and is too far up his own ass to realize it. Thanks for the laughs idiot.

>> No.15974299

I doubt it's a girl, Anon. We always assume the person we're talking to is male anyway, on this site.
What's the irony, though?

>> No.15974300

I like her glasses, I guess.

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>> No.15974305

Thats a big ryu!

>> No.15974306
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>Jew Raccoon

>> No.15974308

>a regular
You admit you're not even from here then.

>> No.15974310


>> No.15974312

For the way, he complains he is probably a girl.

>> No.15974314

You can hardly tell she's only a hundred years old. She might fool some gullible boys although she's old enough to be their grandmother.

>> No.15974318

You're too old for this place, pops.

>> No.15974320

Well, Ryu is a really strong and gentle woman, she makes sure everyone has a good time on a sunny day. She gives those poor villages rain and with it, food and water. I even heard that if you ask her nicely she might throw a bit of wind on that one girl's skirt!

Thanks Ryu, and sorry.

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>> No.15974324

MG love knows no age.

>> No.15974330

I thought I'd weird more people out with that. There was a recent post talking about how creepy it'd be if one or two Anons here liked loli and were really old, so I just bullshited that for the sake of it.

I'm not nearly so old, or in love with Alices. I still like loli, though.

>> No.15974331

Kistunes and Hellhounds, though any canine type MG is good for me

>> No.15974332


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>> No.15974335

I think those proportions are seriously wrong.

>> No.15974343


>> No.15974344

/mgg/ is certainly not my entire world and life, yeah. I like Monstergirls though.

>> No.15974346
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This guy knows what's up.

>> No.15974349

But is it an OC Lilim?

>> No.15974350

Yeah, but real Lilims, not the meme tier Lilims the thread likes.

>> No.15974355

Still Lilims

>> No.15974357

Wanna cuddle Deruella
Gonna cuddle Deruella.
I don't even care if I get raped senseless, it'll be worth it.

>> No.15974358

I dunno, looks fine to me.

>> No.15974359

Is this a new meme?

>> No.15974361

They shouldn't be even called Lilims.

>> No.15974362

>calling the thread /mgg/ rather than /mgt/
>thinking you're above "regulars"
If you're who I think you are, you're way worse than most people here.

>> No.15974366

Quit responding to him.

>> No.15974367

It's /mgt/, faggot.

>> No.15974370

It might be just me, but compare her torso length to her legs+ass. And it doesn't look like she's leaning forward, so perspective has no effect.

>> No.15974372

>Hi, I am a newfag

>> No.15974376

>Being this new that you don't even know /mgg/ was its original title
It keeps getting better.

>> No.15974377

Overleveled Succubus.

>> No.15974380

Hi newfag.

>> No.15974384

>Implying Druella can rape
There has never been an instance of her doing that since the thread memed her into a wuss.

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Actually yeah I kinda see it now. It looks like she's SORTA leaning forward, based on the shading on the back of the sweater, but it's more in a "broken spine" pose that artists love to do for some reason.

>> No.15974386

Considering the current arguing going on, we should probably remember to make a distinction between physical age and mental age.

>> No.15974387

Not a wuss, a NEET.
And NEET or not, she's still a Lilim and she's still got those instincts buried deep inside.

>> No.15974388

Don't bully the newfags, they know not what they do.

>> No.15974389

Sure thing foxfag, that was the "original" name used by a small minority. Most people denied these were even generals while they were on /a/.

>> No.15974394

Oh, I remember who use to call it /mgg/, and why we don't do that anymore.

>> No.15974397

Literally show me any time somebody in this thread has made Drew rape.

>> No.15974399

She raped my heart

>> No.15974404

She touched my peepee once.

>> No.15974407

Less "rape" more "rough sex" anon.
I didn't cap it, but there was that one greentext a few threads ago about leglocking to ensure impregnation.

>> No.15974409

I'm sure that was an accident.

>> No.15974410

So not rape, then.

>> No.15974417

https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S15947893#p15956074 ?

>> No.15974419

There is a whole book of "Drew" rape, why do you need more?

>> No.15974420

It wasn't. She even put the pther hand in my mouth to ensure I wasn't going to scream.

>> No.15974421

Like I said, less "rape" more "rough sex".
Being an adorable waifu doesn't stop a monstergirl from being a force of nature in the sack.

>> No.15974424 [DELETED] 

>b-but telling shitposters to fuck is shitposting
There's nothing that distinguishes b8men from real /d/fags, underage redditards/wikifags trying to RP and other faggots on the end user level.

What do you think is going to happen if you just let it be and set the precedent for silent acceptance for cancer? It doesn't matter to the actual cancer whether the shitposting they see was someone's ironic epik wicked joke or not, if they see it accepted here, they'll get the impression it's accepted here.

>> No.15974426

Lilim/dark valkyrie/dragon

>> No.15974431

Anon, that was days ago, are you okay?

>> No.15974432

I didn't get it
So was he just random guy who got raped and husbanded by raiju or he was her husband from the start, just suffering from memory loss after years of electro shock?

>> No.15974435

Its not like it ever went away anyway.

>> No.15974437

>This still makes my dick diamonds.
Why must impregnation be so damn good?

>> No.15974444

Because the next step after acquiring a waiu is acquiring a daughteru.

>> No.15974445

I think I know what you are doing here, anon. They did it to Trump, and now you are doing it to Drew.

>> No.15974446

Why are you trying to start shit out of the blue?
Piss off with your righteous martyr complex.

>> No.15974447
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I wanna tame my dragon girl via wrestling matches, even if my chances to winning are non-existant

>> No.15974449

I want a spoiled, himedere

>> No.15974454
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If your waifu wanted to try some hypnosis play. Which type of hypnosis would you use?
Alternative, what would you want her to use on you?
Also would you leave some part of the hypnosis left in her? Something like "she gets into heat if you say a certain word".

>> No.15974455

Druella groped me and grabbed me by the dick years ago. Don't fall for her lies shes a sexual predator.

>> No.15974457

You do know that the victim is always right, right?

Druella is a rapist. She did it to me and she will probably do it to you.

>> No.15974458

A spoiled what? And stop bossing that himedere around.

>> No.15974461

That thing with the ultra sensitive hand from that touhou doujinshi.

>> No.15974466
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Bunny himederes?

>> No.15974469

I have an old pocket watch around. I'm sure I could use that.
Also, all she needs to do to get me hypnotized is stare deep into my eyes at a really close range. The chances of me getting lost into it are 100%.

>> No.15974471

>That thing with the ultra sensitive hand from that touhou doujinshi.
That sounds interesting. Do you have the link or name of it?

>> No.15974474

I'd love to be the victim of hypnosis place. And I'd probably be ok with 1/4. Don't like 2-3 because I wouldn't entirely be myself/conscious.

>> No.15974476


A spoiled, bunny himedere that's heavy from all the work she's not done over her life.

I wanna refuse to do what she asks so to mess with her.

>> No.15974478

some hypnosis play*

My typing skills are not doing me justice today.

>> No.15974504

Sorry, I don't it have right now. You could search for hypnosis and youmu in the panda, or just wait until I get home.

>> No.15974511
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Looks like summer's come early, eh? Only aboot -10 out, might go for a jog.

>> No.15974512

I want my waifu to hypnotize me!

>> No.15974517
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You don't think Frankenmaid needs better parts, do you?

>> No.15974527

Do not jog in the park at 35ÂșC.

The "It's spring" drawing is true, don't do it.

>> No.15974531

Well, we could always upgrade her chest and rear.

>> No.15974540

This makes me remember Taklamakan Zoo. That was a fine zombie girl.

>> No.15974542
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You are now a chicken.

>> No.15974545

I cringed.

>> No.15974548

But I might get to meet a Mantis!

>> No.15974563

He probably got dragged off by the Himedere girl before he got a chance to finish.

>> No.15974569

It's not a category in that picture, but I'd start with with a hypnosis where she's dazed, relaxed and hypersuggestible, but still noticably herself. So her mannerisms, memories and personality would still be present, but she'd also be in a trance.
Then a combination of 4 and 2, where she's completely mindless and horny, followed by a combination of 4 and 1, where she's partially aware, but completely ruled by lust and perversion, with her body being controlled by me. Then just 1 by itself, where I show her video footage of her in all the previous states of hypnosis.

If we're talking about other types of hypnosis beyond that picture, I'd do so much more to/with her. In fact, I'm writing a smut story about it right now.

>Alternative, what would you want her to use on you?
Anything and everything that I would use on her. Make me her pet, her mindless drone, her sex slave, whatever. I'd be happy to for her to do it all to me.

>Also would you leave some part of the hypnosis left in her? Something like "she gets into heat if you say a certain word".
You mean plant hidden triggers in her? Absolutely. I'd probably leave three or so inside her head, just to have some fun with every so often.

>> No.15974573

I didn't see any of that, but I got 7 little bugs on my shirt and on on my glasses.

>> No.15974577

Nobody asked you anything.

>> No.15974579

Are you sure about that anon? Are you sure you want to be tied to a chair so you don't struggle while a Succubus swings a pendulum in front of your face and slowly but surely lulls you into a trance? Are you sure you want to hear her soothing voice lulling you deeper and deeper into her control? Are you sure you want to make yourself vulnerable to her every command?
Are you sure you want to be snapped out of your trance balls deep inside her only to find out that she made it so your body moves on it's own and thrusts into her while you're in control of only your head, unable to pull out or stop thrusting no matter how hard you try? No matter how hard you beg?
Hypnotist monstergirls are the scariest rapists, and I've got such a fear boner right now.

>> No.15974582

So how long passed between the release of the other lore books and their translations? Also how much of encyclopedia 2 isn't profiles, like how many new things are introduced?

>> No.15974583

Tsundere mantises!

>> No.15974584

4 is the best. Especially if my waifu is teasing me about it and calling me things like slut and making me remember every single second of it.

>> No.15974591

She won't be able to get the "b-baka" outs.

>> No.15974599

Would she just respond with pouts and little huffs?

>> No.15974601

Do any nips post on the wiki? Most of the stuff is pretty garbage but there's some pretty decent stuff mostly from select people

>> No.15974610

>Mantis looking away from you with a blush and a "Hmpf."
Too adorable.

>> No.15974615

First time I heard that. Did you find anything good?

>> No.15974622

You can see how mad she is by the twiching in her antennae.

>> No.15974649

All you gotta do after that is stroke her antenna.

Oh my.
Do they not listen to her?
because I want to see her antenna go heart shaped.

>> No.15974657

>I want have her sit in my lap
Who doesn't want that. She should take off her clothes first, though.

>> No.15974662

One guy who posts some profile esque stuff. Golem subtypes, succubus subtypes, undead, demonic alcohols

>> No.15974666

>demonic alcohols
Tell me more.

>> No.15974669

She tries her best to hold it in, but all those pent up emotions end up in her antenna. Depending on what you do they might adhere a heart shape.

Oh, but don't tell her that they change. She isn't aware and we don't know what reaction she might have.

>> No.15974670
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Canadian monster girls are the best, eh?

>> No.15974690

Just look it up, it's under the fan lore part

>> No.15974713

>Looking something up in the fan lore part of the MGE Wiki
>Having to search through the fan lore part of the MGE Wiki at all, ever

You might as well have told him to eat glass, it'd leave a better taste in the mouth.

>> No.15974730

It's still a shitty greentext

>> No.15974778
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Pharoah, o Pharoah! Let my penis go! For a while at least. A man has to rest at some point. She really needs to be more gentle.

>> No.15974787

So is that game that came out with the second encyclopedia ever get translated?
>You will never be a young farm boy impressed into service in the order
>You will never be made into the squire of a hot paladin
>She will never get corrupted into a variety of monsters and lewd you

>> No.15974794


>> No.15974798

>t. mad underaged cringefaggot

>> No.15974802

She's been holding it in for thousands of years so yeah

>> No.15974816

Salamander are nice. I would like to see how they take care of their tails

>> No.15974822

Surprised she wasn't brought up during the hypno talk.
A pharaoh would probably be able to pull off that stuff even better than a gazer could.

>> No.15974827

Someone started a translated playthrough but it got stopped by the creator saying they're making an English version of the game.

>> No.15974829

I don't think I'll be able to do Lilim birthday bash or Automaton purging filth in her master's home with a flamethrower as a Kiki cowers behind a couch any time soon.
Got into a wreck after managing to get my car working, and now I have a $780 ticket on top of a court date and a reason to play Russian Roulette with a shotgun.

>> No.15974834

Damn son, hope it all works out for you, or at least doesn't get worse

>> No.15974840

What snegs would know how to hypnotize?

>> No.15974841

Oh, thanks for the jinx.

>> No.15974844
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Reminder to never trust Tanukis.


>> No.15974845

Do you want some MGK to forget the sadness of the world?

>> No.15974849


>> No.15974852

Vanilla Lamias are sometimes said to have hypnotizing voices.

>> No.15974856

I don't know.
Maybe, or just take a nap on some railroad tracks.

>> No.15974863

And thanks to possibly the Jungle Book, hypnotic eyes. And dances.

Heck, I could probably find some Miia hypnosis content if I had a mind to.

>> No.15974864

Damn really? That's nice.

>> No.15974865

Lamia in mythos are supposed to be like that. Whether their voice is more alluring than a Mermaid's remains to be heard.

>> No.15974868


>With Tanukis, you _________

>> No.15974869

It's okay anon, it's pulling reverse reverse psychology on tempting fate.

>> No.15974872

I have problems of my own.

There's an Alice who won't leave me alone. Always with the touching and holding, and the way she hugs my side tight enough to grind her crotch with every motion.

>> No.15974873

If they have a trim midriff and know how to bellydance, they have my undivided attention

>> No.15974875

You're Jimmy and all the girl like you. Don't give up or else you'll make them sad.

>> No.15974882

Fate is like a Tannuki: you can't swindle or trick her.

>> No.15974887

A Lamia hypnotizing a man into lowering his guard with bellydancing and a sultry voice would be godlike.

>> No.15974888

Anon, I think it's obvious to notice which person is more "me" than Jimmy at this point.
The ironing.

>> No.15974889

Going to nip this in the bud: Stop RPing.

>> No.15974893


>Snek girls with pretty singing voices

Be still my beating penis

>> No.15974897

Its' a fair cop

>> No.15974900

Snake singers in revealing dresses rocking out with their sexy voices while stare raping you as you sit in the front row.

>> No.15974901

>Open /mgt/
>Banner is for /x/
>gif of someone typing in "how do i summon a succubus?"

This is just a little too on the nose.

>> No.15974902

Yeah, I'm ironing some clothes right now.

>> No.15974903

Yeah, /x/ is like that.

>> No.15974909
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I hope Anon accidentally spills the drink of the world's strongest swordsman.

I hope Anon nervously holds his sword as the street clears and the swordsman draws his as they prepare to duel to the death.

I hope Anon wins by complete blind luck, when the swordsman slips on a banana peel and impales himself.

I hope Anon is then crowned the greatest swordsman in the world against his protests, and Monster Girl warriors from around the world are now seeking him out to test their strength.

>> No.15974910

Again, nobody gives a fuck about your shitty opinions.
>projecting this much
Calm down reddit.

>> No.15974920

Don't forget the part where after the show you black out and wake up in her bed.

>> No.15974921

Lamias were also known to eat children.
Adapting that, the idea of a CC lamia using her hypnotic dance and song to entrance and ensnare a shota is pretty hot.

Speaking of, Pied Piper monstergirl when? With a magical musical ability that lets her charm a whole group of shotas and lolis, and spirit them away.

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>Snake singers in revealing dresses rocking out with their sexy voices while stare raping you as you sit in the front row.

Stop telling me about things I want.

On a more serious note I'm not sure where my attraction to a good singing voice comes from. I mean I can trace a few things I dislike back to a certain point but that has always eluded me

>> No.15974929

How do you break it to a chubby cc lamia that she can't bellydance?

>> No.15974936

Tummy raspberries.

>> No.15974937


Ah, what's the harm?
You're Jimmy, and today is just your average Saturday.
Do you go with Anubis' family on a picnic?
Do you mix chocolate and vanilla ice cream and make them into milkshakes with Ophy?
Do you give crybaby Wyvern a piggyback ride?
Do you play basketball with Wurm?
Do you play Monopoly with Dragon, Ryu, and Lich?
Do you visit Albino Lamia on her deathbed in the hospital?
Do you wake up Junko and ask why she's surrounded by empty bottles of sleeping pulls?
Do you watch 5cm Per Second with Ushi Oni?
Do you drink your father's everclear with your Dhampir cousin?
Do you nap in a hammock with 6th grade Wock?
Or do you ask what death is like to Elf-Wight?

>> No.15974943

I hope there are more couples activities that married monsters take on with their husbands. Like the tentacle forest or the scorpion fights

>> No.15974944

wait a sec...

>> No.15974946

yfw the section on the Sabbath in the Seven Seas translation is all about what good little girl scouts they are, and how they never do anything at all sexual and have purely platonic relationship with their "Big Brothers".

>> No.15974949

>You'll never have a Lamia Onee-san who ends up raping you one day.
>You'll never get addicted to the feeling of her swaying her child-bearing hips while your dick's inside her.
Damn it.

>> No.15974953

Anon, no. Let's have some hope.

>> No.15974956


>Do you play Monopoly with Dragon, Ryu, and Lich?

You want them to hate the poor boy? The next thing you'll say is for them to play Mario Party

>> No.15974957

You know my choice is always dragon, even if she's not there. Gonna cheat on that game.

>> No.15974958

Already better than the actual Sabbath.

>> No.15974962

You'll just make her blush and flustered at your actions blowing into her tubby belly. And you still havent explained to her she can't belly dance.

>> No.15974963

I always pick albino lamia or Junko.

When the fuck are they going to recover.

>> No.15974972

>I'm not sure where my attraction to a good singing voice comes from.
It's because it stems from the baring of the soul. The truest level of intimacy.

>> No.15974973

Is there a bar where I can go see this?

>> No.15974979

Hopefully they're not Basilisks

>> No.15974982

And also girls with good singing voices are bonermancers.
Especially contraltos.

>> No.15974988
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Imagine her inches away from your lips at the climax of her song.

>> No.15974992

Holstaur and cowgirls in general.

>> No.15974993

>do you ask what death is like to Elf-Wight?
She seams like a nice person

>> No.15975000

>Do you visit Albino Lamia on her deathbed in the hospital?
Anon, what the fuck?
Is there no way to save her?

>Do you wake up Junko and ask why she's surrounded by empty bottles of sleeping pulls?
Double what the fuck? Why all of this depressing shit?

>> No.15975001

>Do you go with Anubis' family on a picnic?
Oh a picnic sounds really nice!

>> No.15975002
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No need to be rustled about the truth.

>> No.15975005

Lurk more

>> No.15975008

Vanilla and Apophis.

>> No.15975010

Oh, reasons.

>> No.15975014
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What is the context of this image?

>> No.15975016

She certainly is.
There's little she can't do, and her muffins are to die for.

>> No.15975017

You're not from around here, are you.
Protip: Deal with it.

>> No.15975019

Go back to kindergarten.

>> No.15975025

Mantis on the prowl for cute guys.

>> No.15975030


She's doing her best Groucho Marx impersonation

>> No.15975032

Mantis is trying to hit on you.

>> No.15975038

The class needed a semen sample and she was teasing him.

>> No.15975040

I want to capture a mantis and make her too top heavy to sneak effectively.

>> No.15975041
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It leads to a rowdy Human and Insect Girl party as seen in the background here.

>> No.15975046

Is it wrong that I want that ogre to smother my dick with her bust?

>> No.15975047

It'd be wrong if you didn't.

>> No.15975056

Nothing wrong with wanting the big fat tits of a CC Oni wrapped around your junk, pumping load after load out of you.
Careful anon, she might just bust out the Flow Kelp nuru gel for lube.

>> No.15975060

I wanna let her go at it till she's drunk her fill.

>> No.15975061

I want to take a drunk Mantis home.

>> No.15975064

The word truth becomes a meme when you use it.

>> No.15975069

Well then, hope you don't mind sticky mushroom soup and manticore venom.
Because she can drink quite a bit.
And she's going to want a little more than her mouth can drink. By the time she's done her tits will be dyed in white, she'll have drank all the cum she can handle, and she'll most likely be pregnant.

>> No.15975079

I wouldn't mind at all.
And the daughteru would make it all the better.

Although now I want her to go at it till she's cumflated herself simply through drinking.

>> No.15975080

A meme would be Shoggy being a good writer for one shit greentext

>> No.15975082

>Nightmare when?
Sleipnir when? We can go deeper.

>> No.15975089

>That first spoiler.
You're not having a daughteru anon, you're having daughterus.
Twins at least, Sextuplets at most.

>> No.15975091

You really seem to have an unhealthy obsession with this guy, Anon.

>> No.15975098

>Stopping at sextuplets

We aren't stopping till she's having 10.

>> No.15975100

He wants to Alp for him and fulfill all his fantasies involving thongs and public sex.

>> No.15975104

What does that have to do with anything?

>> No.15975107

That's the spirit.
Careful though, go to far and her "Ara Ara" levels might go off the charts.

>> No.15975116

Don't worry, we won't go over twelve girls in one pregnancy, I promise.

>> No.15975129

Thinking about it, a married couple in a dungeon would be mostly safe since they dont have to worry about rape that much, wouldnt they?

>> No.15975133

You guys are slipping into RP again, cut that shit out.

>> No.15975146

Yeti take that off you're at a Blue Jays game

>> No.15975182

Ever finish the kraken/fisherman one?

>> No.15975184

31. I love lamias and the ghoul. My ideal girl would be a Lamia or Shirohebi brought back to life as a ghoul.

>> No.15975193

Doesn't matter. I'd refer to her as an elderly person just to watch her pout.

>> No.15975202

>Undead snake with a super long tongue and oral fetish

>> No.15975209

I think so? The early books from when MGE was still kinda just a jrpg but with rape mention that some monsters will 'live' in dungeons both because its mostly safe from the order and because cute adventures will come to claim the treasure. So if a married couple came to claim whatever treasure was in a dungeon I think they probably wouldn't get raped but the monster still wouldn't just let them walk out with whatever is in there because thats whats attracting human boys to them.

>> No.15975211

26, love chuffs, domming vampires, and sleepy mice.

>> No.15975217

A jock monster girl is twisting the nipples of a nerd monster girl, who do you help?

>> No.15975220

I'd help bully the nerd monster yes

>> No.15975224

re-enact symphony of the night with dhampir cousin as alucard and her mother is dracula

i am the librarian,sounds fair?

>> No.15975226

>My ideal girl would be a Lamia or Shirohebi brought back to life as a ghoul.
I like the mental picture I have of this... If I had money I would pay for someone to draw it.

>> No.15975227

>some monsters will 'live' in dungeons both because its mostly safe from the order and because cute adventures will come to claim the treasure
>Married couple decides to go looting treasure in a dungeon
>Turns out it's a proper underground village that exports gold and imports naive adventurers

>> No.15975229

shove the jock over and twist the nerd's nipples on my own

>> No.15975233

I start spreading bad rumors about them.

>> No.15975237

From what I faintly recall there was some talk/discussion/greentext about a MGC College and sex-ed. That Mantis was essentially practicing.

>> No.15975239

make them stop and get them to talk their problems out

>> No.15975240


After doing that sorter thing, Kikis and Shoggs are on top. Mostly it's a personality thing. That said, I find myself growing more and more uncomfortable with the loli ones (even the oppai lolis). Kinda makes this whole Alice thing even more awkward

>> No.15975241

The mother would prefer locking you and your cousin in the attic while trying to get you two to make fuck.

>> No.15975243

Tell the nerd to twist the jock's nipples back.

>> No.15975244

I begin twisting the jocks nipples, hopefully she's busty.

I move on to the nerd once the jocks down.

>> No.15975247

>ditzy witches
>ojou vampires
>ara ara kitsunes
>onee dragon

>> No.15975249



>> No.15975251

manticores, hellounds, ushi onis and yetis

>> No.15975254

>Thongs and public sex
U wot.

>> No.15975258

Huh, it's not the Youmu one, but there's another doujin which focuses around hypnosis and making the hand ultra-sensitive. Or rather, making th girl feel the sensations of her pussy from her hand.


>> No.15975259

You know, I wonder if there's a way to purify a Bicorn back to a Unicorn with a potion or something. You could have a masochistic pure waifu and corrupt her over and over again.

>> No.15975260



>> No.15975263

what exactly results from a dhampir and a human? another dhampir or the vampire genetics keep getting weaker?

>> No.15975264


Ask the bully if I could take the place of the nerd

>> No.15975266

Would you take responsibility for groping the both of them?
Because a threesome with a Busty /fit/ bully and a Chubby Nerd sounds amazing. Especially if they get competitive.

>> No.15975269

No true favorite MG, but if I have to pick: Kikimora and Apophis

>> No.15975271

You have a toss up between a Dhampir daughteru and the rare case of a Vampire daughteru.
Most Vampires born to Dhampirs end up becoming Tomboys, even with their Ojou-sama body types.

>> No.15975275

Couple months out of 23.

Anubi best girls. Dragons and Undead also very nice. And Nightmares. And Lolis in general.

>> No.15975279

Yes, yes I would

I'd spoil the jock with sweets and get the nerd lifting with me as her trainer.

>> No.15975301

Did you found the Youmu one?

>> No.15975308

Oh, yeah, that was easy.
"Youmu hypnosis English"


>> No.15975323

I must admit, I have a sort of Emilia/Rem relationship with the Gremlin and Kikimora.
Gremlin is the waifu that shares my interest in Saturday morning villain contraptions and doing cool shit with explosions. But admittedly the Kikimora would probably be the best waifu my lazy ass could have.

>> No.15975334

This so silly and hot.

>> No.15975350
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>Anonlich is roughly 2 years older than me


>> No.15975362

But would you make sure to reward them by fucking them and teasing their nipples every night?
And what monstergirls are they anyway?

>> No.15975408
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Would it be cheaper to order a mexican Kiki instead of getting the usual contract at a maid center?

>> No.15975418

I honestly wouldn't mind this, if only to have her slip back to her natural accent as she squeals

>> No.15975426
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Finished chapter 3 of All's Fair In Love And War.


>> No.15975431

>Mexcan Russian Monster Girl

>> No.15975434


>> No.15975441

Liches and Werewolves.

>> No.15975442

Are you me?

Seriously, I almost thought I made that post, it got spooky for a second.

>> No.15975448

Are you Anubisfucker?

>> No.15975449


Updated with White Horn for anyone that cares enough to go through the nightmare of hundreds of clicks each update. Would have forgotten again if >>15975240 didn't mention it exists and reminded me.

>> No.15975451

Of course!

The grizzly bully would get some tweaks and treats whenever she learns to relax and the nightmare will get a hard dicking for all the gains she gets.

Eventually they'll both be pregnant and the nightmare is ripped while the grizzly is chunky

>> No.15975455
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Kiki's spread around the world anon. Their natural habitat is wherever humans live. So it's only natural for them to spread all over the world and adapt to the location.

>> No.15975457

No, he's >>15975275
I'm the anubisfag no one remembers.

>> No.15975468

Have you added Redcaps?

>> No.15975470

Fuck off back to TFT

>> No.15975480

Yup, they were added a few weeks back.

>> No.15975501
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>Basketball with Wurm
Oh no

Can a Lich do her magic on that poor Lamia already? Junko is a big cat, she'll just wake up with a headache.

>> No.15975502
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Why are Minotaurs so often ignored while holsts are so popular?

>> No.15975511


Easier to waifu a docile cow than a wild one.

>> No.15975513

Magic can't fix it. You can't get something from nothing.

>Chaos Dunk wurm
>Plunges the entire world into a new new B-Ball post-cyberpocalypse

>> No.15975528

His raging boner for Nightmares should have been obvious.

>> No.15975529

>>Plunges the entire world into a new new B-Ball post-cyberpocalypse

>Escape from LA flashbacks instensify

>> No.15975532

And get a Lich Lamia?

>> No.15975539

Nobody likes dominant girls

>> No.15975545

Top 6
>1 Yeti
>2 White Horn
>3 Wendigo
>4 Yuki-Onna
>5 Weresheep
>6 Shoggoth
One of these things is not like the others

>> No.15975547

You like warmth, you damn Canuc.

>> No.15975550

To be fair, raging boners for nightmares is something you could expect a lot of people to have.
They're pretty dreamhorses with cool powers.

>> No.15975551
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i need some more practice, i don't usually draw paws

>> No.15975553
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I'm a sucker for warm girls

>> No.15975563

You wot

>> No.15975565

I find them boring, personally.
White Horns are the only taur so far I like in MGE.

>> No.15975567

! !

>> No.15975568

Very nice.

>> No.15975569

Well that's just wrong.

>> No.15975572

Alright hold the sneks for a second, not that anon but I'm not getting it either, did I miss something? Unless it's some sort of relative new inside joke I thought MGK was pretty tame.

I never have time to catch on, guess this is how old people feel.

>> No.15975577

Some people actually do. They're wrong, of course, but that's hardly my problem.

>> No.15975579

Dairy Breed White Horn

>> No.15975591

Damn. I still need to read Chap 2
You've really been churning these out

>> No.15975593

MGK Junko and Albino Lamia are often portrayed as dying or suicidal.

>> No.15975594

From my point of view you're the wrong one though

>> No.15975595

AAAHHHH pearshape thick-thighed peeking-buttfang cute-faced Anubis!

Yeah, the paws could do with more work, but good work. More shading and detail on the fur, especially on her right arm, will help establish some depth. Otherwise that bit in particular seems a bit flat.
And when drawing the paws, keep the number of digits consistent between hands and feet. She should have four toes per foot, and four digits per hand. (The MGE profile image is incorrect.)

One thing I love about dark skin which you've done too, is making it look shiny. The white bits, especially on her cheeks, really make her dark skin seem enticing, even if it is subtle.

Fair enough. The nightmare's ability does give them literally limitless potential (you could go full on Sandman-tier with them, if you wanted), which is a part of why I like them so much. Their reaper-like aesthetic is another draw of it too, I think. And the big boobs.

>> No.15975597

I, for one, would love to be the timid sidekick to the strong girl with just enough psycho to protect her if needed. Opinions are opinions though.

>> No.15975598

White Horn cheese on toasted bread with sauce and spiced meat.

>> No.15975600

I want a wendigo to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her laughter to cause an avalanche, destroying a small mountain town!
Having a small dick killed people!

>> No.15975602

So I'm just retarded then, glad to know everything is as it should.

>> No.15975607

I'd say you're the wrong one here, especially with how the MGE setting started out.

>> No.15975611

All monsters outside of Sabland have noice titays.

You need to cut back on your Anubis obsession, or at least request an Anubis hooked up to a milker for me...

>> No.15975612

Shut up, Anakin.

>> No.15975613

Not to mention, y'know, freaking monstergirls in general.

>> No.15975615

You're being ironic right

>> No.15975621

Are you drawing those at random? I feel kind of bad for only being able to request but could you draw a dragon with elin proportions?

>> No.15975625

>"We want a scary story! A really scary one!"
>"Yeah! We are big girls now! Read us a scary story!"
>"Do it or it'll cost you!"
>Two bushy tails stand with determination in front of you. You sigh, and look at your twin daughters. It's true, they are big girls now.
>They were almost literal at the cost part. Ever since they turned five, your tanuki daughters had been giving you regular performance reviews, and punishing you accordingly
>The last time your rating had dropped you had two weeks without kisses. And the time before that almost a month of non-stop pouting. At least they looked cute doing that, but it still hurt.
>"Well? Where is the story?"
>You just can't take another 'below expectations'. You tell them to wait, while you go get a very special story. Leaving their glittering eyes behind, you go down to the library, and look at the very top, and back of the shelf. There it is.
>Your wife wouldn't be happy about this, and they might lose a few nights of sleep, but they really gave you no choice
>"Okay girls, this is a very long story, so we might have to cover it in-"
>"Just read it!"
>"Yeah, it better be scary!"
>You smile, and open the dusty book
>"This story is called 'Capital', by Karl Marx. Chapter one, Commodities..."

>> No.15975628

Did we ever found out why they had that? A making-of I missed or something.

I must know, for science. Maybe I should do the unthinkable and summon mari to get forbidden knowledge.

>> No.15975629

As wank material for people with degenerate fetishes?

>> No.15975639

And this. I know the thread loves its moe and headpats but at the end of the day we've got stuff like werewolves, manticores and fucking dragons in these settings too.

>> No.15975644

If getting loving waifus is degenerate I don't think I want to know your opinion on /d/, it would probably take an entire thread.

>> No.15975649

You're going to start ranting about silent majorities and such, aren't you?

>> No.15975652

Before MGE was about waifus, too.

>> No.15975656
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.15975661

No, but I would still like to apply for the position of your own personal boogeyman.

>> No.15975665

So this is the raid? One guy being slightly dickish towards fetishes he doesn't like?

>> No.15975667

What exactly are you trying to start

>> No.15975669

Say what now?

As if it isn't enough with the current events in 4chan at large.

>> No.15975671

A conversation. Which seems to be a deadly sin, apperantly.

>> No.15975672

1 Scylla
2 Kraken
3 Mindflayer
4 Tentacle
5 Kejourou
6 Slime
7 Lamia
8 Weresheep
9 Jubjub
10 Holstaur

So I'm pretty much obsessed with gals that make great cuddle buddies.

>> No.15975674

Its either that massively butthurt maledom guy back to sperg out once more, or some new faggot trying to start shit. Either way he's being pointlessly aggressive and clearly wants a shitstorm.

>> No.15975683

Who the fuck cares. People have different tastes. I like femdom but others don't. There are plenty of femdom,maledom,and switch girls in the encyclopedia for whatever anyone's taste is.

>> No.15975684

Can you get earlybird discounts if your waifu is an ancient Lich?

>> No.15975685

>massively butthurt
>clearly wants a shitstorm
Alright, take your (You). You deserve it.

>> No.15975691

I love and hate you both.

>> No.15975703

1. Ghoul
2. Shirohebi
3. Lamia
4. Medusa
5. Wurm
6. Basilisk
7. Redcap
8. Devil
9. Arch Imp
10. Ushi Oni

>> No.15975720

Why haven't you filtered them already

>> No.15975725

The paws are a bit off, but that's still very cute. You drew the wight too, right?

>> No.15975728

Help, wurms are assuming control of my favorites and I don't know how it happened.

>> No.15975731

28 and I guess the top four are... Shoggoth, Satyros, Basilisk, Wight

>> No.15975732

Thanks Anon, I'll make note of this for when I draw Anubis or any other other monster girls with paws and fur.

It was Anons suggesting stuff, and I liked the idea enough to draw it, unfortunately I won't be drawing some elin-tier stuff for a while.

That's me.

>> No.15975741

Because they're fun and only once a thread. Compare that to the number of times stuff like headpats or other overused things appear each thread.
Besides, the only anons I have even considered filtering are obvious trolls who use the same words and phrases in their shit "arguments".

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Too strong for them to handle.

>> No.15975753

Ah, I see. Great work by the way.

>> No.15975760

But it's more than that. The shape of the nightmare's breasts, their heft and plumpness, and the profile they make as they stretch against her robe is all unique to a nightmare.

>You need to cut back on your Anubis obsession,
Might as well tell me to stop breathing.
>or at least request an Anubis hooked up to a milker for me...
This seems fun though. What kind of anubis? Standard with huge tits? All-round soft hathorite? Shortstack? Milky pygmynubis?
And how would she be getting milked? Standing and bent over on a table with her tits resting on the surface, hooked up to a milk pump? On th floor, beside herself with pleasure and a paw trailing to her nethers? Or trussed up and suspended from the ceiling, with her tits hanging down, even gravity itself being used to help her fill up an entire barrel of milk? Or maybe even some other way?

Anubis hasn't had a making of yet. I hope KC never says what he thinks the ! ! are for. There's much more fun in imagining what they could be and do, I think.

>> No.15975762

Not him, but there are loads of annoying threadly posts. The don't burn down the thread guy, the london morning guy, holstaurus guy, small cock guy, the kobold daughter guy (I think that one's gone now)

>> No.15975766

>I hope KC never says what he thinks the ! ! are for. There's much more fun in imagining what they could be and do, I think.

They're a Metal Gear reference. My dad does the gay blowjobs at KC so he'd know.

>> No.15975769

>There's much more fun in imagining what they could be and do, I think.

You have a point.

>> No.15975774

It takes 5 seconds and I don't have to see them again.

>> No.15975778

Multiple Anubi of all sizes being milked while bending over a table or something.
And then we turn the milk into butter, for anal sex with them later.

>> No.15975790


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>> No.15975821

Took a while.

1 Dragon
2 Salamander
3 Ryu
4 Wurm
5 Hellhound
6 Wight
7 Vampire
8 Ushi-Oni
9 Jinko
10 Familiar

>> No.15975830

kraken is squid code for fat

>> No.15975840

>reading communism as a bedtime horror story
How horrifying. Would you read a tax avoidance textbook to calm them down after?

>> No.15975847

kraken is squid code for best

>> No.15975851

1 Alice
2 Vampire
2 Wendigo
4 Basilisk
5 Mantis
6 Devil
6 Dhampir
8 Demon
9 Kejourou
9 Kikimora
11 Crow Tengu
11 Cupid

Man, I'm an indecisive faggot

>> No.15975871

I think the "don't care for either" button is broken.

>> No.15975910

Thread seems pretty slow right now. Should I post a rolling game since there hasn't been one this thread?

>> No.15975913

Who knows?

>> No.15975914

Unless it's a old one, go for it.

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>> No.15975922

Could you at least try and do something interesting with it for once?

>> No.15975927

Jeez, that's lewd.

Line them all up in order from buggiest to smallest.
The tall and divinely curvy CC anubis, followed by the soft hathorite anubis, and the sporty tomboy anubis who had something slipped into her morning shake, then the standard big-breasted anubis, followed by the shortstack, the oppai-loli, then the pygmy.
All moaning and squirming and producing milk at a remarkable rate. Of course, whoever fills up their tank first gets their milk turned into Anubis Butter so they can have sex with you, as the others watch, still trying to fill up their tanks.
Continue on in that way, fucking them as they fill up, until you're left with the very last anubis, whoever she might be. As the loser, she'll have to undergo a holst DNA infusion to keep up with the other girls, and will be providing you and the other anubi with her milk for a week. Wherever for cereal, cooking, baking, or just to drink as is, she'll have to supply upon demand.

>> No.15975930

He can't and won't. This is commercial, he's the thread's answer to youtubes Fine Bros.

>> No.15975932

Unless it has a significant format change to actually make it interesting, no.

>> No.15975935


No one ever reads/replies the results of those things so I don't see the point in leaving things quiet like they are now.

>> No.15975938 [DELETED] 

It's new, and has a bit of a different formula.

You really got yourself into it now anon, chained to the floor and naked in the back of a truck being carted off to a "Private Hunting Ground" for monstergirls who can scrape together the money with a few other guys bound for similar hunts. One of them's crying. Might be you actually. It's an unfortunate part of MGC's underbelly. Rape Tourism for monstergirls visiting the city who want to bring back an "exotic" husband without pesky things like visas and documentation. Though some of them are just that desperate for a husband. You'll part ways with the other victims and become the object of competition for a group of monstergirls. Your captors have "mercifully" allowed you to choose a group size however.

Difficulties: (Choose)
Option 1: Small group (4 girls)
Option 2: Medium group (6 girls)
Option 3: Large group (8 girls)
Once you've got that, it's time to roll for your hunters, use this: monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono
Then use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ to roll.

Body Type: d10
1: Pear Shaped
2: Loli (or Pettanko if you prefer)
3: Busty
4: Thin
5: Chubby
6: Species Norm
7: Hourglass shaped
8: Gym Bunny
9: Oppai Loli (or Shortstack if you prefer)
10: Choose one

Fetish: d8
1: Paizuri/Naizuri (This extends to sensitive nipples and a love of the feeling of cum on her breasts as well.)
2: Tantric Sex (Slow, sensual, and passionate. She'll take her time pumping everything out of you.)
3: Shotacon (She'll force a potion down your throat that makes you look like a kid again but keeps your dick the same size. Don't worry, it's temporary.)
4: Rape (Not like the usual kind either. Aggressive rape. Tears, begging for help and plenty of cumshots with no cooldown.)
5: Handholding Cuddlesex (That sick fuck, you'll never be able to get married now.)
6: Blowjob (She's got an oral fixation that would make a Ghoul proud.)
7: Impregnation (You don't get to stop until she's bearing your child.)
8: Choose Three

Quirk: d6
1: Christmas Cake (She's past 25, she's never had a man, and she's had enough. If she catches you, she'll be rough no matter what.)
2: Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
3: Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. If her species is undead already, then reroll.)
4: Gangrape Enthusiast (She's generous enough to let two of the other girls on the list in on raping you, if only so she can see your face twist in pleasure more.)
5: Ojou-Sama (She's rich enough to afford this trip with what amounts to pocket money, and she's in the market for a nice servant boy like you.)
6: Semen Demon (She's a sex maniac that knows how to milk just about everything out of you, and she plenty of Manticore Spikes with her.)
7: Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
8: Twins (Wouldn't you know it, she brought her twin sister with her. Roll another quirk for both of them to share.)
9: Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
10: Choose two
Now list the girls in order and roll a dice based on the number of girls you took. That's the girl who catches you. Of course, if you're willing to eat out the Tanuki slaver who forced you into this she might be willing to give hints to a girl you want.
How does it go anon, and do you like your new mistress/wife?

>Implying I'm commercial
Cute, but no.

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Classy lizardgirl drinking tea

>> No.15975946 [DELETED] 

>Implying I'm commercial
You're just as bad. None of these "roll games" are interesting in the slightest. It's just an excuse to post a wall of black, spoilered text. Not one to date has spawned any worthwhile discussion.

>> No.15975948 [DELETED] 

>Cute, but no.
It was a good guess. You've run these into the ground as hard as you can. They don't promote discussion, they just result in spammy responses.

>> No.15975949 [DELETED] 

>It's new, and has a bit of a different formula.

>Literally just exactly the same roll categories as last time.

You really are insufferable.

>> No.15975953

1 Wight
2 Inari
3 Lich
4 Anubis
5 Baphomet
6 Hellhound
7 Apophis
8 Alice
9 Ryu
10 Salamander

I'm not very surprised by these results

>> No.15975961 [DELETED] 

Anon, I've stuck to a "1 per thread" rule and don't always post them.

Well it's kinda hard to change the categories anon, I have to change how the girl is selected, not the categories.

>> No.15975963 [DELETED] 

The worst part is plenty of anons will go along with this cynical quest for replies once again.

>> No.15975972 [DELETED] 

I'm just trying to encourage fun though. I don't even care about replies.

>> No.15975982 [SPOILER] 
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Would a MG wearing sunglasses at all times because she was born with a birth defect that gave her one eye with black sclera be moe?

>> No.15975984
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Angels are underrated.

Considering they're my #2 favourite MG I should be shilling them more often.

>> No.15975987

And who is the first?

>> No.15975988 [DELETED] 

>Medium group (6 girls)

>Tantric Sex
>Choose two
>Semen Demon
She's fine.

>Semen Demon
I like this one a lot.

>Oppai Lol
>Tantric Sex

>Unagi Joro
>Choose Three
>Gangrape Enthusiast
I have conflicting feeling about this one.

>Species Norm

Another loli? Comon!

ALL OF THESE FUCK LOLIS MAN! What is up with that? Did I get kidnapped by the fucking sabbath or something?

Look at all of those middle tier girls. It's all good I guess.

>> No.15975989 [DELETED] 

Are you going to make these posts forever? Are they just going to plague these threads until the death of either you or 4chan?

>> No.15975990 [DELETED] 

Gotta roll the D6 to see which one gets you anon.
Or eat out that slaver to get your pick.

>> No.15975994


>> No.15975996 [DELETED] 

I barely even do these anymore anon.
Are you going to keep hounding me until I can't do anything for the threads anymore? Someone like you already soured me entirely to the idea of being a writefag.

>> No.15975997

One's the de facto breast fetish/lactation monstergirl and the other's a run of the mill overpowers-and-rapes-you beastman monstergirl that has to compete with many other monstergirls that do the exact same thing and winds up falling short.

>> No.15975998 [DELETED] 

>Or eat out that slaver to get your pick.
I'll do that and pick the Unagi Joro. Happy end.

>> No.15975999

Would you rather touch fluffy tail or get heavenly wing hugs?

>> No.15976001

Please don't make me choose.

>> No.15976002

I want to find a dire nightmare and hug her!

>> No.15976005

>later that week their mother comes home from her business trip
>her daughters don't run up and ask her to tell them about all the people she ripped off, as usual
>they whisper about "gulags" and "overthrowing the bourgeoisie"
That's terrible anon, just terrible

>> No.15976009

Every time I do this I get bored before finishing it. I should end hetting a list with my top10 anyway, shouldn't I? I already have one.

>> No.15976010 [DELETED] 

I think they are fun, don't let em get you down. Sides, it's more fun to see what people roll up on your thread games then all the other samesy shit that people go on about all the rest of the time.

>> No.15976011

The day that you'll have to choose between them will come Anon. You can make this choice now or wait a little bit.

Remember that with the Kitsune you can scratch behind her ears, and with the angel you might be able to caress her halo though I'm not sure if that would do anything.

>> No.15976015


>> No.15976023 [DELETED] 

I won a gym bunny Wight who's into impregnation and is bottom heavy.
I made out like a fucking bandit.

>> No.15976024 [DELETED] 

Thanks anon, nice to hear something positive.
I just wish I had a cute Wyvern childhood friend I could cuddle up to when I start feeling down.

>> No.15976025

I did this thinking about the girls in the middle and the bottom. I already know who I like the best.

>> No.15976029 [DELETED] 

They add nothing to the thread and they don't encourage any sort of creativity. All the posts they make are just "Oh man I got this! Check it out!" Just stop already.

>> No.15976033

is there a pastebin for the MG anon stories or they are just randomly posted here

i feel lonely,say something about vamps wether nice or not

>> No.15976035

I want to treat a heavily muscled vampire like she's a real lady of the court!

I'll do it even if she's more at home in plate and wielding a greatsword!

>> No.15976043

I could never make it work with a vampire because I am phobic of hypodermics.

>> No.15976045

How new are you

>> No.15976048

So, what happens if a women is pregnant with a boy when she gets corrupted/monsterized? What she's pregnant with male/female twins?

>> No.15976055

>what happens if a women is pregnant with a boy when she gets corrupted/monsterized?
The boy becomes an Incubus.

>What she's pregnant with male/female twins?
Same as above but the girl becomes a Monstergirl. Also, they do that creepy "finish each other's sentences" thing.

>> No.15976061

I'm sure you would overcome your fear. Love is the strongest feeling after all!

>> No.15976067

Poor grammar, blind and clueless. That's something.

>> No.15976068

That's what I figured, but it's also boring.

So if we were to suppose that the female twin ended up absorbing all the mamonomana because magic, which left the male twin a normal human, how do you suppose the monstergirl twin would react the to realization that she's going to substantially outlive her twin brother in terms of their life span?

>> No.15976076

>outlive her twin brother in terms of their life span

Most likely she won't let that happen one way or the other.

>> No.15976078


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>> No.15976085

No worries, as soon as the girl reaches puberty, whenever it might be for monster girls, she will probably decide to rape his twin so he can live as much as her. Because mamonobama and japanese.

>> No.15976086

It's not nearly so bad when I can't see it happening, but that doesn't make it much better.
The fear extends to "clean cuts" of all kinds, really. Having, say, an arm blown off wouldn't cause the same revulsion.

>> No.15976092

are you gonna post anything productive regarding my questions? if not, i kindly ask you to scram

>> No.15976093

Yep, and because the mom was monsterized she won't stop them.
Even if the boy finds a nice human girl to date who knows if she might turn into a monster in the future. It happened to his mom so it could happen to his girlfriend.

>> No.15976098

But there are a lot of things fire won't work on.

>> No.15976101

But suppose it does.

>> No.15976102

Twincest is purest form of love, so this is pretty much best case scenario.

Also, legitimate MG sibling incest stories are few and far between, twincest MG stories simply don't exist.

>> No.15976105

How about this, she only bites you in your sleep.

I'm not sure about MGE vampires, but most I've seen from stories and shit have hypnosis powers, so maybe she could put you to sleep at bedtime, bite you, and once you wake up the wounds would already be gone. Maybe even making your sleep a little light so you could feel a little bit of the sensation during your dreams and get used to it.

I don't know.

>> No.15976107

You still have poor grammar and you still are blind. Stop being a faggot and I'll give you a hint: the answer you are looking for is in this very thread.

Essentially lurk more.

>> No.15976113

Hmm, since the whole family runs on DE they are probably going to make him join them. After all, they wouldn't want to see him die at a young age of 80 or something.
The only way I'm seeing the boy live a pure life is if he ran away and went to live someone else.

>> No.15976120

You've got to be the single most retarded newfag we've had,which is saying something.
Lurk or fuck off.

>> No.15976125


She's so adorable! A thousand thanks for fulfilling this request drawfriend!

>> No.15976130

You don't get to be arrogant if you won't even read the thread in the first place.

>> No.15976135

Why are oppai loli himederes so great?

>> No.15976137

>You'll never be trying to get to bed after your 16th birthday.
>You'll never feel a sudden weight press up against you and see your twin sister perched on top of you.
>You'll never start to ask what she's doing only for your question to die in your throat because she's utterly naked.
>You'll never try to shout out only for her to shove your face between her copious breasts as she slides under your sheets and starts pulling your underwear down with her tail.
>"Don't even try to stop me anon. This is going to happen."
>You'll never struggle and protest as she muffles you with her tits and you feel her tail wrapping around your flaccid dick.
>"All those whores at school, all the cheerleaders and the jocks and the nerds. They could never love you. Not like I do."
>Your panic turns to arousal as her tail tightens around you and starts pumping up and down, slowly bringing you to full mast.
>"You've been meant for me since we were born anon, I could feel it then and I can feel it now. You want this. You want me to rape you."
>You try one last time to shove her off, to get out from between her jiggling milk tanks, to grab her by her wide hips and push her plump ass and thick tail away from your dick.
>"And I don't know that because I'm a succubus anon, I know that because I know deep inside you feel the same as me. I know you want that forbidden fruit. I want it too. Itadakimasu~"
>You'll never feel all reason drain from your mind as she thrusts her hips down, stealing your virginity in one fell swoop as your mind floods with the immoral pleasure.
>The night will never be a blur of lewdness your voice leaving you as you loose load after load in your succubus sister's tight demon pussy.
>You'll never wake up with her clinging to you with your dick still balls deep inside her.
>You'll never notice your mother open the door, give you a thumbs up while grinning, and then shut the door.

>> No.15976144

Because it's easy to make their smug superiority dissolve by raping their huge breasts due to their weak bodies.

>> No.15976154

I dunno, an oppai loli ryu would probably still be strong, although it would be good to get her on her back and do forceful paizuri.

>> No.15976165

I didn't expect this, but sure as hell I'm gonna use it.

>> No.15976166

I'm surprised I didn't run into apsara on this

>> No.15976206

I need stories, Parker, stories of DEMONS!

>> No.15976213

And then John was a zombie type stories?

>> No.15976215

Well by a certain definition >>15976137 is about a demon. Just not a Demon.

>> No.15976219

Big bootied, chubby apsaras!

>> No.15976221

1. Kikimora
1. Shoggoth
3. Cyclops
3. March Hare
5. Merrow
6. Oomukade
7. Joro-gumo
8. Holstaur
9. Inari
10. Ren Xiongmao

I was expecting certain ones to be higher than they were

>> No.15976227

I want a big wurm bum for my pillow!

>> No.15976232

But wurm bums are hard!
You need to give them a bunch of ice cream to soften them up!

Their breasts are better anyway

>> No.15976237

Anon, if you were to pin down an Oppai Loli Ryu, squeeze her breasts together, and thrust your dick down into that valley of soft tight flesh, there would be nothing she could do to stop you. Mainly because she wouldn't want to stop you from cumming all over her tits.

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Really? Looks like it'd be comfortable to me.

>> No.15976242
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No you fool, THIS DEMON.

>> No.15976251

Would a Wurm be embarrassed if I told her that even her scales are comfortable?

>> No.15976253

Such lewd girls.
I'd have to take her to the bath to wash her off afterwards.

Eh, too soft.

>> No.15976262

Except Capital is an economic work, not a Communist one. You'd be depriving your sweet little Tanuki if you didn't introduce them to surplus value early.

>> No.15976265

A Wurm's whole body is for her husband
If a Wurm's scales please her husband, Wurm is happy!

You could probably make her work out for some firmer buns

>> No.15976272 [DELETED] 

Going all in:
-Hourglass Undead Cheshire Cat (tantric/cuddle/preggers)
-Chubby Undead Sahuagin (cuddles)
-Busty Semen Demon Goblin (paizuri)
-Busty Ojou Dormouse (shota)
-Semen Demon Manticore (preggers)
-Semen Demon Alraune (rape/paizuri/tantric)
-Pear-shaped Charybdis/weresheep hybrid (preggers)
-Loli Hobgoblin G.Rape enthusiast (preggers)

...and I am found by the Cheshire, to enjoy an awfully mad wedded life

>> No.15976278

>You will never molest a monsters thighs before they rape you

>> No.15976289

What's wrong with telling the man? If you don't want to spoonfeed a newfag who either doesn't realize what the links in the OP are, or doesn't care to read the op in the first place, sure.

But then why go to the effort of replying at all? Is there some inherent worth in telling some one off? I'd get it if he just hopped in and started posting our taboos but a question isn't quite like that now is it?

>> No.15976296

How sexually frustrated would a Demon be if she signed a marriage contract with a boy but had to wait until he graduated college to do anything sexual with him?

>> No.15976298

One thing that I would love to do is molest monster girls in public transport. Oh how have I dreamed about leaning against a dragon's wings and play with her tail using my feet while on a train or bus.

It's okay too because they are the rapists!

>> No.15976307

Frustrated enough that the second he graduates she'll rape him senseless and won't stop until she's pregnant. Even if it takes days.
Even if it takes weeks.

>> No.15976317

What's the best music to be playing in the background when you meet and do battle with your monstergirl rival?
Because if you answer anything other than https://youtu.be/73WWpKyuWL4 you're wrong.

>> No.15976326

so assuming its a mg you don't want to waifu then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyUnSuYYs18

>> No.15976332

And if the fight's going to end in sweaty rival ragefucking?

>> No.15976335
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>Be kid anon
>Parents sign a deal with someone demon lord or something to get you a wife or something
>Eh whatever
>Finally meet her
>She's a lot older than you
>You ask why and your parents say "she's just waiting till its time."
>Years pass, you get older
>Your demon wife is always there to help you through tough times and to be your support
>She even takes care of some Order bullies at school
>As you get older, you also notice her more and more
>Finally ask for sex
>She says she can't have sex with you until you finish college
>If you never finish college you will forever remain a virgin
>You nut up and decide to study hard
>Your demon wife is always there to support and help you
>You finally graduate after four long years with a degree in Shitposting
>You walk across the stage and get handed your diploma by the dean of the college
>As soon as they're done shaking your hand you notice something speed towards you
>You get knocked to the ground by your demon wife
>"There, you graduated. Time for sex."
>You protest but she deeply kisses you
>The entire auditorium is silent as you two make love, except your father who says "That's my boy!"

>> No.15976344

Something nice to come back home to. Good work.

>> No.15976348

>Fail college
>You remain a virgin
>She does too

>> No.15976368

I want to put a succubus in spats and then rub my dick inside the spats

>> No.15976390

>The only story list arranged by monster type is in the wiki


>> No.15976394

>Both you and her looking at the contract trying to figure out if there's a loophole
>Like "finishing" not specifying whether it ends in success or failure
>They start considering calling the local tanuki

>> No.15976395

That's some sort of crazy denial and edging even I can't quite understand. ~22 years of teasing followed by sex on a literal stage, huh? What about the next hundred or so people still waiting to accept their degree, do they just keep going and try to walk around you?

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>> No.15976401


>What about the next hundred or so people still waiting to accept their degree, do they just keep going and try to walk around you?

They can watch or they can go about their business. So long as they don't interfere I don't think either party would care.

>> No.15976404

Is that the singing Mechanic Anubis?

>> No.15976407

>You'll never sneak up behind her and kiss her on the cheek.
And then stick it in her plump anubutt.

>> No.15976409
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>finally stand up to that green-feathered harpy bully and tell her you ain't taking any of her shit anymore.
>she simply pulls out her phone and calls her friend
>get chased by pic related not 5 seconds after
think you can take pickle-chan?

>> No.15976411

Shy muscular girls in frilly dresses are the best.

>> No.15976414

I've taken pickle-chan and many other monsters before. I'm sure I can handle it.

>> No.15976417

Damn it I need to watch that movie again now.
Or at least pull up the song.
Man, this was Iron Giant tier good.

You find an Ice Princess with no memory, a violent past following her, and a religious nutjob bent on using her to achieve their goals. What do?

>> No.15976419

Deviljho is far from the most frustrating monster to fight i'm sure i'd be fine

>> No.15976423

Go around them? Have you never been to a graduation before?
>College-couples having celebration sex
>Teachers finally getting to bang the cute students
>Students finally getting to bang the cute Teachers
>Monster-siblings congratulating their onii-chans and otoutos with some close skinship
>Random passerbys dragged into the orgy
It's a total fuckfest really. If you don't leave the stage with sore hips you haven't really graduated

>> No.15976434
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She is just so perfectly cute!

Appears to be.

>> No.15976442

So what happens to the handful of men that silently walk over, pick up their diplomas and leave without being noticed?

>> No.15976444

Be her frost knight.

Or her marshmallow, depending on the kind of Ice Princess she is

>> No.15976449

>Her paws are fake
What is this heresy?

>> No.15976452

>magic gloves

Her Paws Are obviously not fake

>> No.15976455

I'd assume some sort of shapeshifting charm to allow her to do more delicate work.

>> No.15976456

Can't wait until we get home? Not a very good wife. Good things come to those who wait. By waiting until we get home we can go at it for a straight week. By being impatient and doing me on the stage we only have so long as tehy will let us have.

>> No.15976458

It's mamono mana.

>> No.15976460

I'm with >>15976452

Magic gloves that her paws can fit inside to allow for some more delicate work.

>> No.15976461

It's obviously a cosplaying gremlin.

>> No.15976468

How many daughterus?

>> No.15976470
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> failing college

>> No.15976474

A network of Kunoichi informats reports these transgressions to the administration for remedial sex-education classes
Nobody leaves the MGCU grounds a virgin. It's in the code of conduct. Ask your RA for a through explanation of this rule if you have any questions, she will be more than happy to answer it.

>> No.15976478

Don't blame me, blame (you).

>> No.15976479

Hey, some folks spend too much time enjoying the sex, parties, and drugs on campus to successfully be students, especially if college is their first time away from home.

>> No.15976484

I want to make a big tough enforcer-type MG show me her soft side!

>> No.15976485

But they graduated, why would they bother showing up for that?

>> No.15976488
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I want singing mechanic anubis to sing to me!

>> No.15976493

He was raped and husbanded, that ending was basically her announcing it to him

Finally someone else who understand the charm of scylla species
KC needs to make another

>She runs barely faster than you
>You sprint for your life for nearly 3 minutes
>She almost catches you before slowing down
>She gets tired and stops running
>She bumps into your good friend Timmy
>You can hear his screams as she pins him down
>You look back only yo see her giving him the roughest, most sloppy blowjob ever
>After he cums in her mouth she's suddenly full of energy again
>The chase continues

>> No.15976499

At least for my uni the diploma you get in the ceremony is just symbolic, there is a document that you get from the administration that is the legal diploma

>> No.15976500

And once again I have resoundingly succeeded at completely fucking forgetting that polymorphing is a thing that Mamono can do.

This is still the best explanation, though.

>> No.15976512

I want to drink a doppel potion and play mario party against myself

>> No.15976516

is there a particular time these threads are the most active or does it just sort of come and go?

>> No.15976518

But don't you hate yourself enough already?

>> No.15976521

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, pay a visit to the Wyvern's Roost, that new bar downtown. They have a lot of draconic customers and every Monday is Manday where guys can drink for half off

>> No.15976528

And then anon has to go to a Mindflayer psychiatrist to deal with his newfound anger issues

Late night USA time/early morning EU time is always the least active (and the most comfy)

Sounds like the kind of bar where everything is so expensive that you basically have to rely on a rich monster girl to pay for your drink and then repay her in bed
I don't want to satisfy a thick CC Dragon just to get a glass of wine

>> No.15976538

Entrance and particularly exit are only negotiable by flight. They don't mind escorting you in, naturally.

>> No.15976547

How can it be comfy if no ones here?

>> No.15976552

There's usually a few people on weekdays. it's slow right now. As for comfy, I find that discussion quality is greatly improved after the kids go to bed.

>> No.15976553
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OK Anons, are you all ready for the holstaurus tipping? We're gonna hit up three farms two hours north of here and see how many we can bag. Just be careful about the minotaurs though. We lost five last time because they couldn't run fast enough. I told those dumb bastards what signs to look out for.

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2-time champ here
Good luck

>> No.15976579

What's the procedure if you wake up a Holst?
Do you take responsibility?

>> No.15976585

I'm going to sneak up on hellwans as they sleep.

Gonna put their paws in warm water and write fake entries into their diary's about cute boys and traditional wedding dresses.

>> No.15976592
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>be teacher at MGC High
>your class is pretty nice except for 3 delinquent dog-girls
>they curse, bully other students, pick fights, and read lewd magazines in class
>they even called you a spineless needle-dick
>you go and tell the principal that they need to be properly disciplined, and she allows you to use "harsh methods"
>show up to class the next day with a spray bottle and rolled up newspaper
>the girls are a little shaken, but manage to keep up their tough attitude
>until they start causing trouble, that is
>they shake down a cyclops for her lunch money
>*spritz spritz* "bad girls"
>catch them skipping class on the roof
>*bap bap* "bad girls"
>at first it seems to be working, but then they start getting in trouble more often whenever you're around
>and for some reason, whenever you punish them, their faces get flushed and they begin breathing heavily
>they've even started sneaking porn mags focusing on teachers
>this has to be some way of messing with you
>things only get worse when one day they come in wearing collars that each say "Anon-sensei's bitch," which gets you called in to the principal's office
>she just tells you to leave collars for the bedroom

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>> No.15976599

We're tipping them over on their backs to mating press them, right?

>> No.15976600
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>After four years of being a paranoid loner and staying unremarkably in the middle of your class standings, you graduate from MGCU without being raped by a monster.
>You're mostly moved out of your room already, with just enough clothes and supplies to fill a pair of mid-sized duffle bags remaining to get you through the days leading up to graduation.
>Some RA left a note on your door about remedial sex-ed classes, but that wasn't in your major when you signed up so fuck it, you have a celebratory road trip away from MGC waiting for you. You don't need to walk into such an obvious ambush.
>As you take your first step off campus, your body freezes in mid-step.
>Only able to move your eyes, you notice a knife with an ornate looking paper tag pinning your shadow in place.
>Of course. There's a whole clan of them that runs one of the sororities. The administration loves using them to enforce the code of conduct.
>They mainly go after the weabs in the AV and martial arts clubs though. You've definitely steered clear of those poor bastards, but it looks like it wasn't enough.
>"Too bad, you almost made it out. Unfortunately for you, we make a point of looking out for the ones smart enough to try and fly 'under the radar', so to speak."
>You recognize the warm, honey-like voice of the class salutatorian. She's famous on campus as a caring big sister type, but you've seen how ruthless she can be when it comes to rule breakers.
>"Attempting to leave campus without losing that sweet little cherry of yours is a serious violation of the student code of conduct, Anon."
>She's staying out of sight behind you, but you can feel her hot, moist breath on the back of your neck as she leans in to smell your hair.
>"If you actually made it off campus, my perfect disciplinary record would be tarnished. My sisters would be so ashamed!"
>Her slender, nimble fingers are idly playing along your ears, occasionally lightly pinching or rolling the lobes. It feels amazing, but even if you weren't paralyzed you wouldn't give her the satisfaction of knowing she's getting to you.
>"I'm so glad we caught up to you before that happened. You'll see how silly all that wasted effort was after a few hours, and you'll live a much happier life."
>Wait, we?
>That's when her sisters to your flanks begin softly 'Fufufu'-ing.
>Clever Girl.

You can't escape Ninja Pussy, Anon.

>> No.15976603

"Negotiable by flight" is a little vague. Unless it's a floating island, who's gonna stop me from hauling a huge-ass ladder out there and climbing up myself for kicks?
Of course, you did mention exiting in particular, so some smartass would probably knock down my ladder and prevent me from leaving without a girl smugly princess-carrying me down.

>> No.15976613

It's not holst tipping unless it ends like this


>> No.15976615

Parachutes, Anon. Those dragon girls aren't getting an easy prey.

>> No.15976617

Are Hakutakus tippable? Maybe it's best tp ask one.

>> No.15976629

>Are Hakutakus tippable?
Probably not.
Real cow tipping isn't a thing because females average 1,500+ pounds (680+ kgs) and males average 2,200+ pounds (998+ kgs). Good luck getting either to budge an inch; you'd have better luck tipping over a smart car.

>> No.15976645

Anon, if you try to base jump out of the bar, you'll just dangle helplessly from your parachute in front of all those predatory draconic girls as you float down. There's no way they could resist snatching you out of the sky and having their way with you if you do that, from their point of view it'd be like wearing a shirt that says "I'm running like prey, please capture and violate me into traumatized docility."

>> No.15976653

I'd totally wear a shirt that said that in MGC

>> No.15976654

If you asked that she'd give you a full course on how to properly tip her
She'd even reward you nicely if you're a good student

>> No.15976668

Time to go maximum over-chuuni and beat up an entire sorority of kunoichis

>> No.15976672

But I joined the Paladin fraternity.

>> No.15976682

But Anon, they just want to use their advanced training and ninja techniques to give you an out of this world first time. If they happen to make you ahegao a few times before settling in for some post-coital snuggles, is that so bad?

That's not exactly flying under the radar, Anon. Every monster on campus wants to fuck a Paladin-initiate.

>> No.15976693

>Every monster on campus wants to fuck a Paladin-initiate
No can do. College is not the place for lewdness and I have an exciting, Justice-filled career ahead of me.

>> No.15976697

That kind of naive optimism is exactly the sort of thing the more callous sororities on campus make a habit of targeting. Your campus life is going to be fraught with peril and magical date-rape drugs.

>> No.15976711

Then it's going to get ugly, but I'll come through the crucible stronger for it. They had their chance to leave me alone.

>> No.15976712

1 Demon
2 Lilim
3 Dragon
4 Mindflayer
5 Titania
6 Jabberwock
7 Ryu
8 Dark Slime
9 Wight
10 Hakutaku

>they will never be my onee-san

>> No.15976713

Who are you trying to fool?

We all know paladins are for turning into house-husbands

How would a Dark Slime onee-san be like?

>> No.15976715

I'll bet they're the type of girls to steal a poor guy's virginity for the sole purpose of upholding some archaic rule and leave him out in the cold, so to speak.
Kunoichi are strangely alluring, however.

>> No.15976721


Is this when you point out that you technically left campus in time, ruining her record by a mere step?

You may not have won the battle, but in my eyes you won the war; after you're able to move again, of course..

>> No.15976736

Why can't I be happy, anon?

>> No.15976740

Obviously the Weresheep. The rest are glorious Arctic and Antarctic master race.

>> No.15976785
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>you are sleeping in your bed, spooning your waifu after a long day of work
>suddenly there is a noise outside your bedroom, you wake up
>you sit in the bed, paying attention to any other possible disturbance source
>nothing happens
>you decide to go back to sleep
>then you heard them, steps, followed by what seems to be a giggling of "some kind"
>someone is out there
>you quickly get out of the bed
>pitch black, you try to turn on the lights, but no luck, it seems there is no power in the house
>more steps
>you man the fuck up, grab your cellphone and open the door of your bedroom
>you can discern some basic forms with the dim light of the screen in the darkness
>there is someone (a person?) at the end of the hallway, just outside your daughter's bedroom door
>start to walk slowly towards it
>the person is kneeling, back towards you
>you recognize the figure, it's your daughter, wearing her cute pink pajamas with bunnies
>she's drawing something on the door, in red
>"hey sweety, what are you doing out here in the dark?" you ask
>she doesn't reply at first, you kneel and put a hand on her shoulder
>she finally answers, but she still doesn't turn around
>"I'm okay daddy, just doing a picture of me and my new friend!"
>her voice is really odd
>you aim the light and look over her shoulder
>your's daughter hands are red
>the door is splashed in red
>there is a red drawing of a little girl in the door

Who is your little girl's new friend!

Use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ to roll 1d12.

1-A sadistic ancient devil from inmemorable times
2-A red cap with a hockey mask and a chainsaw, who has being "befriending" various families in different states for the last years
3-The ghost of a little child, the daughter of the previous owners of the house, who mysteriously disappeared one day
4-A doll you found outside your house one day, she seems really attached to your daughter
5-A man eating (wink) plant girl of abnormal size from your garden
6-A dirty small mexican girl, with a poncho and fangs
7-You just can't describe the little girl, but you can tell she is an inconceivable horror, a hideous monstrosity.. wearing a maid uniform
8-A genki loli clown girl from a painting in your bathroom
9-The mummy of a quiet little girl from the local museum
10-A blondie girl from her class, she has red eyes and fags, with an unnatural beauty and a snotty attitude
11-The dead body of small girl recently found in the sewers. She seems very smug to be dead.
12-YoU dOn't hAve a daUghTer, yOu Don't hAvE a wAifU, It's All In yOur hEaD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjJ_uFz-Z9g

What do you do then? Will you allow your daughter to keep being friends with her?
You got a 12? Sad!

>> No.15976819

The Clown girl is actually an arachne in disguise and she's got plenty of balloons

Anyway, her mother raised her better than to believe in magic or witches. She better wash her hand and go to bed before she wakes up!

>> No.15976820
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colored a thing. tried to make it fuzzy and comfy. store up your cuddles this fall anons, winter is coming and you'll need to stay warm for the season.

>> No.15976831

>A dirty small mexican girl, with a poncho and fangs
Welp, time to get the two of them to help me convince the waifu to adopt her.
That'll be, what, the 5th one? I'm sure she'll be happy with so many cute sisters.

>> No.15976840

I think you forgot to colour in her underpants. Why would you make such a silly mistake?

>> No.15976854
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does anyone remember the story with the hakutaku teacher and her failing student who gets private lessens from her?

>> No.15976862

> implying underwear is necessary for cuddling on the couch in the fuzziest sweaters in all of MGC

It's not even a lewd suggestion. Maximum comfy just requires a degree of freedom.

>> No.15976864

it was called teachers pet, cant rememver who put it up.

>> No.15976865

Nice. You write fast.

>> No.15976868


I'm not sure what to make of this
I guess she can keep her new creepy Living Doll friend, I'm fine with it, my waifu is fine with it but will she be able to make other friends then?
Befriending a Mindflayer is already a risk on its own but if she goes around with that Doll they'll be known as the "horror movie" duo and no one would play with them
I sure as hell won't stand for my precious daughter to not have a childhood friend so that doll better behave and learn how to stop scaring people

>> No.15976875

How many Kunoichi stories do we have? I can't think of any. They need more love.

>> No.15976876

thank you

>> No.15976883

>lie and tell her you've been waiting to marry someone special until after you got your degree

It's not hard, anon. Anyone able to fly under the radar for four years should have a trick or two like this. Your sex life or interests are none of their business anyway.

>> No.15976884

I had a piece of shit one I did ages ago, I've been thinking about redoing it but I've got enough problems as it is.

>> No.15976897

I rolled a 5. Didn't like the result so I went to the other website and proceeded to roll another 5. I wouldn't even have a garden for crying out loud! My house would be surrounded by glorious SMOG at all hours! The most we would have is robo-plants. Robo-plants that produce SMOG.

Unless one of those robo-plants just Mamonobama'd into a full blown Automaton somehow. In which case: shit, guess I got another daughteru.

>> No.15976909

I had this over the top story about a teenage Kunoichi who didn't want to become an assassin like the tradition ordered and instead wanted to become a vigilante
There was also another Kunoichi who had failed her mission, died and was reincarnated by her own regret, after learning that she couldn't get another shot at her mission she loses it and wants to punish herself for eternity

The undead Kunoichi would basically go around Zipangu causing chaos just to get people to attack her

Things happen, the 2 Kunoichis fight, they end up marrying the same samurai
Undead Kunoichi forgives herself
Teenage Kunoichi becomes a vigilante
Good ending

>> No.15976914
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Devil Bugs deserve love and headpats and cuddles.

>> No.15976915

"That's great hun, but it's bed time. Let's clean this up and you can finish tomorrow."
Silly shoghteru, making such a mess. I figure we should invite that kiki girl's family over some time though- it's good that they've maid friends, after all.
hideous? don't speak that way about kiki, she's my kid's friend. rude

>> No.15976920

I'd marry a Kiki with a German accent and military history if it meant we shared the same views on removing devilbugs. They developed quite the armory back in the great cleaning purge, you know.

>> No.15976923

Rolled a four

Here's to being a terrible husband and hoping either my daughter or doll makes the first move.

>> No.15976926
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This will not end well

>> No.15976933
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Kikis are slavs though.

>> No.15976937

>I've never seen anybody try and tip the Holst now that she's alert

>> No.15976938

An ultra rare silver Kiki!

>> No.15976942

I still wish a busty Minotaurus sorority would make me their boytoy.
Complete with "chugging" contests.

>> No.15976947 [SPOILER] 
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Which MG has the best ass?

>> No.15976949


You say that now but if your home was invaded by a swarm of Devil Bugs and you were gang raped for days on end you'd change your mind
I bet you would even lock your house down and live in filth with your multiple wives, daughters and grand-daughters who you all have sex with

>> No.15976951

>"chugging" contests
Oh sweet lawd yes.

>> No.15976956

The one you love the most.
And she wouldn't have to wear that hat inside if some idiot just did his job and fixed that hole in the roof.

>> No.15976960


>> No.15976961

That's disgusting, and you sir seem to enjoy living in filth. I'll be as far away as possible with my meido, hoping for the day they invent a pesticide strong enough to fix your problem.

>> No.15976968

Scylla, Kraken and Mindflayer
The tentacles accentuate the ass

>> No.15976969

There's everything to love about a bunch of horny busty cowgirls pumping you full of lust drugs to keep your balls producing, tying you to a chair, and taking turns sloppily blowing you without stopping while the rest of them chant "Chug!" to see who can milk the most out of you.
Winner gets exclusive bedroom rights to you for the night.

>> No.15976999

Those tentacles will be accentuating your ass as well if you don't stay away from them.

>> No.15977008

Why does anybody even care about KC? Praxis has such better writing.

>> No.15977011

Are we going to die? It's all really ambiguous.

>> No.15977026

>8-A genki loli clown girl from a painting in your bathroom
...my first and foremost question is this.

/Why/ do I have a painting of a little clown girl in my bathroom?

>> No.15977036

Fun lolis are cute and they like to watch you shower.

>> No.15977042

Take a moment to think about it
Wouldn't you enjoy waking up to 20+ girls who each love you from the bottom of their heart?
You'd have absolutely no obligations either, no need to work, no need to clean, etc... Just you and your loving family having sex everyday

You can at the very least admit that this lifestyle has its charm

I thought it'd be the other way around, them forcefully breastfeeding you until you're so full of their sweet nutritious milk that you can't even move
And then they take your milk to be even

>> No.15977047

2 Baphomet
2 Kraken
2 Lich
2 Living Doll
2 Nureonago
2 Oomukade
2 Redcap
2 Vampire
2 Wight

God damn it not again

>> No.15977080

I did this when it was first posted
I'll do it again in a few months just to see how things evolved

They're all tied? I didn't even know that was possible
Great tastes by the way

>> No.15977092

What are you talking about? I ALWAYS take a picture of Clownpiece into the bathroom with me, ifyouknowwhatImean.

>> No.15977094

1 Large Mouse
2 Dwarf
2 Humpty Egg
4 Arch Imp
4 Hobgoblin
4 Jubjub
7 Wererabbit
8 Alice
8 Giant Slug
10 Flow Kelp

Check out these mad stats. Feels a little innacurate though, Devil and Devil bug should probably be above flow kelp or giant slug. Otherwise the list is pretty spot on.

>> No.15977118

>1k question

>> No.15977129

>I thought it'd be the other way around
Nah man, that's the aftercare.
And what you drink with your breakfast every morning. You're starting to notice that you're getting a bit buffer too.

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>> No.15977164
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Spiders of exceedingly beautiful appearance.

>> No.15977168
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gentle bondage spiders

>> No.15977171

anyone have a monster girl daki?

>> No.15977177

Miiafag has like 6

>> No.15977190

woah, would love to see pics.

>> No.15977194

Look them up in the archive.

>> No.15977196

I have a design for one.

Some of the others I do own cases of could technically count as MGs (Digital Alien Lifeform, Golem/Automatons, etc.) but are very much human in design.

>> No.15977241

Funny thing about that just done a check and I completely forgot/skipped her despite working from an alphabetical list, everyone else appears to be there though.

>> No.15977243

1 Hellhound
1 Lich
1 Lilim
1 Shoggoth
1 Ushi-Oni

I have a problem.

>> No.15977252

>there are people so lazy they use the tie/don't care option

>> No.15977254

No. I'd rather go live in a nice place with a nice waifu and do nice things. Enjoy the dumpster you call a house filled with the nothing you own.

>> No.15977269


Looks like my daughter planted an alraune in the backyard. Better check it out.

>> No.15977272

Good to know I'm not the only one that avoids indecision like the plague.

>> No.15977275

I mean, why use the sorter if you're not going to sort them?

>> No.15977289

I've seen a few around
That one Lilim OC
And the EMG ones
>>15977177 These too

Well, I guess that's more cute Devil bugs for everyone else to enjoy
Go and become a wageslave just to keep a "nice" clean house filled with "nice" things

>> No.15977294

Problem? I see no problem here.

>> No.15977299

I don't care about the Devil Bugs that much, but this Anon has a point. Who needs a "nice place" and "nice things" when a waifu is the nicest thing of all?

I, for one, need nothing else.

>> No.15977300
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Anyone knows the source of this pic? I got it second-hand and probably compressed.

>> No.15977312

Does being flat chested increase a MG's smugness?

>> No.15977318

I'm not too sure, but I do know that there is way too many smug lolis out there who need a good dicking to learn their place

>> No.15977319

I was going to tell you to quit being lazy but saucenao and iqdb have nothing, now I'm curious.

>> No.15977328
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Get on my ass,
ya wee bitty fuck!
If I pull out the KY,
yer shit out o' luck!

Who's that guy,
that handsome young thing?
After I fuck 'im,
he'll get up and sing!

>> No.15977335

It's more like "I recognize that, comparing these two things, I'll like one more depending on how I feel that day" or "I don't care about either of these very much in the first place, and they'll both wind up near the bottom." Rather than a list, such a chart plots out a more realistic "tier list" of S, A, B, C, D, and F tier girls.

I just realize my type is all to dangerous, is all. I'm not in for a pleasant life where I get to decide things should I get what I want.

>> No.15977337

That's a lewd sea shanty!

>> No.15977363


>> No.15977385
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>> No.15977401

Would you let a Gremlin augment your sexual abilities?

>> No.15977410


So we all got horribly murdered then? That's kind of boring. Unless that chainsaw is made from demon silver, which is entirely possible seeing how its MGC.

>> No.15977413

Sauce? It's not on sud's pixiv or booru

>> No.15977455

Why must Gremlins be so cute? KC can't get away with this.
Probably a commission and he sent it to anon before updating his galleries.

>> No.15977460

I was NOT expecting Gremlin art all of a sudden, but hot damn I'll take it.

>> No.15977494

Shark Girls are scary.

>> No.15977517
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Mystery solved.
It's a commision work from an obscure artist who also made this pumparum harpy set.

>> No.15977522

Seeing how the West deals with fantasy porn, and particularly with MGE in the face of this thread, I don't get my hopes up. But if they make it into something more coherent somehow, then yeah, I might decide to follow their interpretation.

>> No.15977529
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>those protrusions in the upper hands

>> No.15977536

You know exactly where those are going huh.

>> No.15977537
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Gaping goo

>> No.15977540

I'm gonna stick it in her thigh just to confuse her

>> No.15977544

So much potential. So few stories.

>> No.15977546

My eczema spread to my left hand, I need some cuddle puddle in my life.

>> No.15977550
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>> No.15977558

Hey there tuts. Is Alpie not playing with you today?

>> No.15977559
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Does something like this exists. but you have like a mousegirl asking a hellhound/manticore if she cant rape.

>> No.15977570
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Would be pretty funny with a Unicorn.

>Sitting there staring at virgins with the thousand yard stare of lust
>Hellwan rolls up and does the "Can't rape?"
>Close up of super lewd but also restrained rape urges Unicorn face
>Secret 4th panel of crazed Unicorn absconding with one virgin tied to her back while Hellwan gives a thumbs up in the background

>> No.15977572

>NSFW HD is broken, thumbnail only

>> No.15977573

I'd imagine some loli monster asking a Manticore who just injured her tail that.

>> No.15977617
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I wonder how demon silver is made. there has to be some kind of process.

>> No.15977625

Probably more or less the same as how we make steel on our world. Instead of iron you have demonic silver ores or something.

>> No.15977628

Literally mamonobama, I don't quite remember if you needed iron or silver, but when it becomes monster territory bam, demon silver.

>> No.15977631

Hello gorgeous!

>> No.15977642

I guess I could headcannon it so cyclops and those that deal in manipulating energy can infuse metal.

>> No.15977655
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For some reason I imagine gremlin sounding like Ranko Hata from SYD.

>> No.15977656

Fire and Wind come from the sky; from the gods of the sky. But Crom is your god. Crom, and he lives in the Earth.
Once giants lived in the Earth, anon. And in the darkness of chaos, they fooled Crom and took from him the secret of Demon Silver.
Crom was angered, and the Earth shook. Fire and Wind struck down these giants and cast their bodies upon the waters, but in their anger the gods forgot the secret of Demon Silver and left it on the battlefield.
And we've found it. We're just men. Not gods, not giants. Just men. Demon Silver has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its mystery, anon. You must learn its discipline. For no one in this world can you trust; not men, not women, not Monster Girls. THIS you can trust.

>> No.15977669

More or less, if you want other explanations rather than MAGIC!

>> No.15977681

I find it weird that im more accepting of mecha pulling the "its magic, shut up" excuse then I am for MGE

>> No.15977682

I know that feel.
Both of them.

>> No.15977690

My waifu can beat up your waifu and my daughteru will bully yours

>> No.15977698

I will borrow your power drill and then fail to return it.

>> No.15977699

Conan wouldn't mind monster girls right?

>> No.15977707

Hell no. He'd bang them like any one of us.

>> No.15977709

Thank you

>> No.15977713

Just think of them as juicers.

>> No.15977715
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>Somewhere deep in the Demon Realm









>Loud door slamming noises

>> No.15977721

I think that means you care a lot more about dem monster girls, in a "I want it to be as logical as posible so I feel closer to them" way, or something.

>> No.15977723

When Conan sees a ghost babe in one of Howard's stories he jumps out the fucking window.
They call him The Barbarian for a reason. The second he sees something the slightest bit monstrous it's chop first, ask questions later.

>> No.15977730

Yeah, that's the main reason why there are so many arguments about canon here and why mamono mana is widely disliked despite it being a godsend that makes everything better

>> No.15977734

Is that hatesex or just her being tsundere?

>> No.15977742


>> No.15977743

Ghosts are spoopy.

>> No.15977744

tell me your favourite mass produced mech and can it work as a autmaton?

>> No.15977749

>Gestpenst MKII
I would love to see an automaton gestpenst

>> No.15977751
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I'm pretty sure it's Sadcubus.

So who knows.

>> No.15977755

I had forgotten how long ago this was.

>> No.15977761

You know what would be nice?
A red Devil with a big stone hand and a trench coat eating pancakes with a happy smile on her face.

>> No.15977766

That was... weird. But arousing.

>> No.15977788
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How about a story of a raccoon living in the suburbs, trying to be a positive role-model to the rest of her community while fighting racial stereotypes?
How about including the "monsters rape" as one of them?

>> No.15977790
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You're doing it wrong.

>> No.15977791

1 Echidna
1 Nureonago
3 Basilisk
4 Ryu
4 Shirohebi
4 Wendigo
4 Werebat
4 Wight
9 Alice
9 Crow Tengu
9 Houri
9 Jubjub
9 Kikimora
9 Titania
9 Troll
9 Unagi Joro

...pretty accurate, all told.

>> No.15977796

1 Baphomet
2 Devil
3 Arch Imp
4 Familiar
5 Hellhound
5 Hinezumi
7 Will-o-the-Wisp
8 Kraken
9 Yeti
10 Soldier Beetle

A firm follower of Sabbath, I am.
(and I have no idea why Hinezumi got so high)

>> No.15977829

1 Kikimora
2 Devil
3 Wendigo
4 Sylph
5 Parasite Slime / Slime Carrier
6 Medusa
7 Familiar
8 Living Doll
9 Lich
10 Glacies

Not sure what made Kiki jump up my list so damn far. My tastes seem to have changed since the last time I did this. Just a tad, though. I blame the thread. Of course Gremlin will inevitably be at the top once she's added to this thing.

>> No.15977855
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>> No.15977873

>Of course Gremlin will inevitably be at the top once she's added to this thing.

But her profile is not released yet, it should be in about 3 months (if KC sticks to the release order on his website)
What if it turns out that you dislike her profile?

>> No.15977877

Is she still a lying, thieving, perverted, greedy nook?

>> No.15977878

1 Kejourou
2 Kraken
3 Nureonago
4 Ryu
5 Sandworm
6 Titania
7 Unagi Joro
8 Basilisk
9 Flow Kelp
10 Gnome

I'd say that sounds about right.

>> No.15977892

1 Dragon
2 Cheshire Cat
3 Kikimora
4 Jinko
5 Anubis
5 Dormouse
5 Khepri
8 Kunoichi
9 Salamander
10 Cursed Sword

Not sure if I'd call that a 100% correct, but close enough.

>> No.15977905

>What if it turns out that you dislike her profile?
That's not possible when my very heart and soul will change to accommodate her.

>> No.15977915

So great, my happy family is a hallucination.

>> No.15977919

>(and I have no idea why Hinezumi got so high)
Same thing happened to me, I knew I liked Hinezumi but was surprised I ended up picking her over other girls so frequently.

>> No.15977922
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1 Salamander
2 Anubis
3 Basilisk
4 Echidna
5 Thunderbird
6 Sphinx
7 Wurm
8 Golem
9 Ushi-Oni
10 Ryu

The top Half was pretty accurate for me.

but the bottom half was somewhat a toss, I definatly rank "Jinn of the Jar Higher" Than Cu sith

If memory serves me correctly, the only times it screws up is if one press "tie" or "I dont care for either" to many times

>> No.15977941

I'd love to see mono work on that even more.

>> No.15977960

Yeah, I already got it

>> No.15977984

1. Apsara
2. Hinezumi
3. Raiju
4. Youko
5. Kitsune-bi
6. Gyoubu Danuki
7. Vampire
8. Familiar
9. Damphir
10. Merrow
>All of the zipangus are close together

>> No.15978020

Would water horse hag eggs be transparent and frog-like? With you being able to see the little one inside?

>> No.15978031

>water horse hag

>> No.15978042

Otohime, the drug dealer and slave master.

>> No.15978046

I want to chill in an opium den with a degenerate sea horse! We could soak in a nice bath and just puff-puff.

>> No.15978049

This meme needs to die and stay die.

>> No.15978058

First of all don't call her names
I'd be a bit weird to see inside, I'm gonna assume her eggs look like huge precious stones

Hey she doesn't control what her guests bring to her party and she sure as hell doesn't deal in slavery either
People need to stop spreading rumors about best dragon she is a goddess A GODDESS


>> No.15978071

You already sound like a slave with a drug addiction and Stockholm syndrome.

And eggs looking like stones for a 100% fulltime water girl makes little sense outside of sharks.

Oh wow, she can make a tidal wave and lives with Spongebob. Levi-tan is leagues stronger than her, and Shin-Ryu is still top bitch.

>> No.15978073

>Best dragon

C'mon Anon, she makes you addicted to fun if you inhale the smoke that comes from the FUN box. She also brainwashes everyone in the sea palace by doing that stupid dance of hers.

>> No.15978094
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Tell me about Alraunes. Specifically, the kind that want to become astronauts so they can help terraform new worlds to sustain human boys.

>> No.15978097

>stone colored eggs
Most sharks have mermaid purses or give birth to live young.

>> No.15978098

Well do you live with Spongebob?

>> No.15978119

I want to have an intimidatingly big Wurm rump shaking right in my face!

>> No.15978120

Jackson sharks lay weird spiral drill eggs that are hard.

>> No.15978123

Wurms with big butts?

>> No.15978124

>Anytime an MG does anything even remotely attractive it's automatically brainwashing even if she's just fucking dancing for the hell of it
This meme also needs to die and stay die.
Also, the box is just a fucking box of illusions. It only shows things in the city that you could experience, and even shows possible crushes. It's no more addictive then a kaleidoscope.

I can't understand why people are going through all these mental gymnastics and stretching the hell out of her profile just to hate on her.

>> No.15978125

Whatever you say, I strongly disagree with the egg part but I'm not going to argue

>Oh wow, she can make a tidal wave and lives with Spongebob

Now that's just mean, she runs an entire palace filled with wonders and pleasure undersea, all the aquatic monster revere her and she has as much power as any Ryu

The fun box doesn't make you addicted at all, it makes you reconsider your poor life decision and then with your own rational thoughts you decide whether or not to go back to Ryugujo and live a fantastic life and stay on land and live like a peasant

>> No.15978127

There's nothing wrong with loving your seahorse master!

>> No.15978128

Wurms with YUUUUUUUUGE butts!

>> No.15978130

What if they evolve and advance drastically over 500 years and claim the planet as their own?

Kraken does.

>> No.15978135

>and claim the planet as their own?
Well they'll still need seed.

>> No.15978139

Those are mermaid purses anon. They're not the eggs themselves.

>> No.15978144

>as much
Anon, you're a bit deluded if you think she does. There's a reason Ryu's origin myth is also present in China and even parts of India, and why Otohime is forever a NEET under the sea in Japan.

>> No.15978147

Don't they technically count in a way as eggs?

>> No.15978148

>1 Vampire
>2 Amazoness
>3 Lilim
>4 Apophis
>5 Kraken
>6 Demon
>7 Hellhound
>8 Titania
>9 Kejourou
>10 Liliraune

So yeah, almost the same than the top10 I made on my own.

>> No.15978150

No. The eggs are inside. Like a spider egg sac doesn't count as an egg.

>> No.15978152

1 Holstaur
2 Kejourou
3 Cheshire Cat
4 Titania
5 Troll
6 Yeti
7 Inari
7 Unagi Joro
9 Mad Hatter
10 Kikimora
10 Youko
12 Kakuen
13 Cupid
13 Dark Elf
13 Kraken
16 White Horn
16 Wurm
18 Pharaoh
19 Jubjub
19 Ren Xiongmao

Give it to me straight doc, how's my taste?

>> No.15978153
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>You will never have to fuck a Business Lilim super hard to keep your job

I'm not sure if this is a happy or unhappy feel.

I mean on one hand it's a business Lilim which sounds awesome but on the other hand your job would be on the line more often than it really should be whenever she's having a bad day.

>> No.15978158

This man gets it

>go back to Ryugujo and live a fantastic life OR stay on land and live like a peasant

If you say so, I don't even care that much about her power she's just a beautiful, rich and fun-loving girl who deserves much more love than she is currently getting

Can you at least admit that she is pretty?

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>> No.15978161

Whatever you say there Shoggy

>> No.15978169

How yuge we talking?
Yuge enough that they look like she stuffed baskeballs down there?

>> No.15978178

A huge as the pic with the Wurm eating pie would indicate, which looked even bigger than basketballs.

Or possibly even bigger!

>> No.15978179
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What's the prettiest smile you've got?

>> No.15978182

Due to how eggs work, it could be seen as an egg, seeing as how the purse is the shell and inside is a lone developing egg cell.
Much like bird or snake eggs, or eggs in generalm

>> No.15978186

Yours, Anon.

>> No.15978187

I'd be careful
Wurms who subsist on pie get chubby pretty quickly.

>> No.15978188

MG infiltrator pls go

>> No.15978189

Sorry, but no. Her hair, which reminds me of those geisha prostitutes, kills it for me.

>> No.15978191

I want to warm up a qt White Horn!

>> No.15978192

That's okay, I'll do a lot of working out with her to make sure those pies go to all the right places!

>> No.15978194

>warm up
Anon she's capable of surviving nuclear winter. If you take off her coat she'll be literally steaming.

>> No.15978195

What's wrong with Geisha?

>> No.15978196

But she will overheat!

>> No.15978198

>nuclear winter
Post apocalyptic survival story with comfy SoL scenes ahoy!

>> No.15978200

The hair looks stupid to me, and the whole pale white thing is offputting outside of Ghosts or Liches.

>> No.15978201

Thats good.
Some folks don't even bother with that or a wurm happens across a pie deposit on her own and feasts upon it, resulting in something known as a 'pudge tunneler'.

>> No.15978202

Succuviruses are dangerous anon, please remember to keep your Valkyrie anti-virus up to date

>> No.15978208

Valkyrie anti-virus is designed with several holes in it. They expect you to fill those holes yourself.

>> No.15978210

Anon, don't try to debate club this like a moral quandary. The nice thing about biology is that words have hard definitions. You can't fudge it. They're not eggs. They're egg cases. Even most beach combers know that. So you were wrong but you also learned something new. Be happy that you're smarter now than you were an hour ago instead of trying to rationalize to yourself that you were never wrong.

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>> No.15978215

Troll is questionably high
What do you find so attractive about her?
Cheshire is a great girl, glad you aren't letting the general consensus ruin her for you

Otherwise I can agree with your tastes, especially the top 10 (Troll aside)

That's not a finality, she can change her hair cut

So do I, White Horn is dangerously close to making me rank a centaur girl waifu-tier
Right now all of them are either in friendzone or trash tier

>> No.15978227

>trying to rationalize
Anon, they function 100% like regular eggs. How are they not eggs?

>> No.15978229
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going to the beach with a daywalker vampire!

>> No.15978233

Actually, it is a finality. It is a hair iconic with the underwater Disney World, and would be on 99% of all Otohime as a status symbol.
Only difference would be color.

>> No.15978237
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Then she's not doing her job, and has to be punished!

>> No.15978239

Are daywalker vampires common in the MGE world?

IIRC average vampires become weaker than even human girls in sunlight there.

>> No.15978252

Easy to rape you say?

>> No.15978254
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I want to comfort my vampire ojou while we're outside during the day! I'll even let her ride on my back as I hold her parasol!

>> No.15978255

Maybe it's her nice smells, maybe it's her motherlyness, maybe it's her cute complex about her hands and feet.

Or maybe because she has an ass you can serve dinner on.