Monster Girl Thread

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Fear the old bud.

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>>16052331
Those are some big monsters.

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>>16052331
Wheres this artist post his stuff?

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Also, another curiosity about the English MGE.

All of the references to "Big Brothers" as a term of endearment are removed with reference to the Sabbath...but are retained for the Alice.

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>>16052339
One job.

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>>16052338
https://twitter.com/OniTengu0/media

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>>16052308
I'd be pretty pissed if my pink blob raped a woman I was interested in, much in the same manner as I'd be pissed if my pet dog raped a woman I was interested in. I didn't care about parasite slimes before but now they are coming across as pretty shit, desu.

And as for your scenario, kicking it off would likely piss her off even more. Not only did she get raped, but the pleasure stopped half way. Realization will set in and she'll storm out. You're better off just joining the thing and sticking your dick in and dealing with the aftermath later.

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>>16052339
Those fuckers.

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>>16052331
When you see a Yeti with hearts, be smart and get a head start

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>>16052334
That also means a lot of milk if you know what I mean.

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>>16052339
To be frank I don't think it carries the same weight in english. 'Big bro' is probably the lest arousing thing a woman could call me in bed

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Give me a writefag, any terrible writefag and on December 6th I'll make sure they get their just desserts.

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>that other thread about the literalWHO reviewing MGE

Thought that was the next thread.

Still had a sensible chuckle from it though.

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LLLUU, contact me at this temporary email address and I'll set something up to talk more about editing and such:
[e-mail]

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>>16052366
What?

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>>16052366
You're favorite writefag

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>>16052370
Now this is something you don't usually see. Weird.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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>>16052377
Howso?

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>>16052366
Losenis was the last one to post in the last thread, fuck him up

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>>16052384
He doesn't lurk enough.

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>>16052385
You got it, bub

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G-guess I'll just re post this since the thread died pretty quick
http://pastebin.com/abEmmyCr

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>>16052386
We were talking last thread. I find it hard to believe that he wouldn't be here as well.

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>>16052386
You see anons everyday going the extra mile of setting a temporal email to talk to a writefag about editing, instead of talking here or just not caring?

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>>16052363
It doesn't, as the "Onii-chan" name is a stand-in for a slightly older guy in Japanese vernacular, with no such connotation existing in English.

Which is why it strikes me as all the odder that, while removing all reference to any such term in the info on the Sabbath, they have the Alice using "Dear Brother" to refer to her lover.

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>>16052407
Maybe something in the translations talks about how alice's in specific think of their lovers as elder siblings?

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>Hit Random Mamano page on the wiki to get an MG for speed writing
>Cu Sith
>Chimera
>Fuck's sake, hit it again
>Leanen Sidhe
This has to be a fucking sign of some kind.

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>>16051441

Those babymakers being put to use is a universal constant with alps though

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So if I write anon plays tabletop with monsters which is better

Whole thing is run by a phantom so sensations feel real in all their awkward glory

Weird rules for simulating arousal. "Oh no anon got hit by the succubuss's charm spell, one of us needs to rub our boobs in his face"

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>>16052407
"Mister" Is a good standin for onii-chan

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>>16052424
First one sounds like it has real potential but the second one sounds like more fun to read.

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>>16052418
That series and its partner by Eroe are probably the only non-cringe Alp stories out there, even if it's just gender bender.

I can't even fap to it, it's so vanilla.

>>16052424
Second one is funnier/more comedic. Go with that.

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>>16052414
>Chimera
Do it, faggot.

>>16052424
Do both.
>"Oh no! Anon got blinded! Spend the next four rounds under the table between my legs"
>Phantom gets bored/frustrated
>Hijacks the entire event and sucks them all into her new gameworld.

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>>16052413
Nope. Just suddenly, out of nowhere, "Dear Brother".

>>16052425
Yeah, I suggested that last thread, but in the same breath noted that it just doesn't have the right "Feel" as far as connotations go that the Japanese "Onii-chan" does.

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Is it Saturday yet?

I want to shuffle on into the MGC bar like the usual guy I am.

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Automatons can levitate their ammunition and that's awesome as fuck.

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>>16052430
How about other way around. One day phantom can't show up and they get replacement so they use 'alternative rulesets'

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>>16052432
Depends on the context and how its said. Though you can't really pitch your voice and draw out "Mister" like you can "onii-chan"

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>>16052434
Do Dragons visit cheap bars? How am I supposed to hit on one?

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>>16052435
Gonna go elbow deep in my combat automaton!

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>>16052511

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>>16052430
>Do it faggot to Chimera
Fuck you, no. The only way I'd do that is if she had multiple heads over that Digimon clusterfuck and that in of itself would get muy muy muy muy hatred that I don't want an excess of.

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>>16052432
I would imagine they only start using "Dear Brother" after visiting Wonderland.

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>>16052488
They visit the cheapest bars because they want to spend as little of their hoard as possible

Every now and then you see a few drunken fights they get into with the tanukis who also frequent the same bars for similar reasons

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>>16052540
>Digimon clusterfuck
Take the pauldrons off, problem solves.

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>>16052532
Automatons are squishy, and it'd be nonsensical if one could fug one considering the setting they're from.

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>>16052543
So if I beat the Tanukis I'll get a chance to talk to her?
Two birds with one stone.

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>>16052446
I don't think "Mister" really works at all in this context. Goddamn Japan and their honorifics and other words that can't be properly translated.

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>>16052545
one couldn't fug one*

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>>16052559
It can't be helped

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>>16052358
I'd just let it happen.

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>>16052557
This is how you get a bar brawl started, fuccboi.

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>>16052582
BRAWL THE TANUKIS

DRAGON WAR NOW

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>>16052559
It's how you refer to a man olderthan you or more powerful than you and in the non familial context that's how onii-chan works

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>You have to defeat your waifu in combat for her to love you
Who is your waifu and what is your strategy?

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>>16052582
It's their fault for being Tanukis.

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>>16052582
I'll talk shit about Tanukis all I want, what the fuck are they gonna do about it?

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>>16052620
>Lilim

see >>/jp/thread/S15871466#p15879437

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>>16052620
>dragon
>no way i can beat her
Well, i was already unlovable.

Time to drink myself into depression and coma.

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>>16052620
Wight. I befriend her right hand woman and get her to train me in combat.

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>>16052620
>Dragon
>Can't beat her
>"You have to defeat your husbando in combat for him to love you"

And that's when I get heart pupils and she gives me tons of hugs.

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>>16052331
quick anons I need more weresheep pics for...umm....research

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>>16052620
Tanuki, and um...incremental investing in a foreign economy that she can't directly touch.
Then I'll bring the might of my trade empire to bear.

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>>16052620
>Shoggoth
I strip naked and begin to read the Twilight Saga. Everybody knows monsters can't tolerate Stephanie Meyer's writings!

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>>16052644
Sorry senpai I down't want to imagedump.

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>>16052647
don't*

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>>16052620
>Kitsune
Well fuck, she's not only got but she's also far more intelligent and clever than I am. I mean, I could probably beat her in open combat, but there's no way she'd let it come to that. I guess my only hope is to do something stupid and unexpected, and hope adrenaline and surprise pull through for me.

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>>16052651
Convince her to turn into shoes and drop them in the ocean.
Worked for Danzaburou.

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>>16052626
>and thus Anon became homeless and lost his job

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>>16052657
I don't think I'll be outsmarting her anytime soon, also I don't really want to kill her. This is also why I can't rely firearms.

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>>16052620
>Kobold waifu
I've got a good 8 inches on her and all I really have to do is get her on her back with her belly exposed. She won't have a chance after that!

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>>16052620
>Alp

I'll tell her that I'll stop bothering her forever if she can endure 10 minutes of my molesting without cumming.

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>be shota
>every night your Titania older sister insists that you sleep in her bed so she can cuddle up and keep you warm
>you usually end up as her living daki, your face tucked between her boobs
>after awhile you realize that Demon onee-chan is getting a bit jealous
>you ask hesitantly ask Titania if you can sleep with Demon tonight, afraid she might think you don't like her anymore
>instead she praises you for looking out for your Demon sister
>go tell Demon you want to share a bed tonight
>"Hmph, w-what makes you think I want to sleep with a brat like you. Well, I suppose I can humor you for a night... or more..."
>her blue face is bright red

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>>16052661
I work for the government, so all I have to say is good fucking luck.

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>>16052667
>Not convincing the Titania-nee to sneak into demon's bed with you
>Not being sandwiched by onee-sans

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>>16052667
>Tsundere Onee-san
What kind of hell is this
All Onee-sans should be openly affectionate

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>>16052676
Tsundere onee-chans can self-destruct.

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>>16052668
But Anon, Tanuki run the government.
That just makes it easier for them.

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>>16052676
>>16052679
Please stop fighting anons, your onee-sans wouldn't like it.

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>>16052661
Do you want Paladins? Because this is how you get Paladins.

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>>16052676
>>16052679
Rather than being a shitty tsundere I think she's just a really self-conscious type. She thinks you don't love her and tries and fails to push you away. She'll switch back to open affection in no time.

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>>16052620
>Jiangshi
I sure hope this scroll that contains all my fetishes doesn't end up near her face.

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Post your Onee-san.

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>>16052703
Alp.

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>>16052703
Pic related.

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>>16052695
>male:rape female:femdom female:impregnation female:leglock
>Slap this on her forehead
>She begins to blush

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>>16052703
For maximum platonic.

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>>16052703

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>>16052620
> blue slime waifu
My freakish affection for peasant-tier girls proves itself prescient aaffection
...although actually slimes are quite hard to *defeat*, aren't they?
I guess my strategy would be to buy a bunch of sponges and throw them at her until she's immobilised. And then molest the sponges

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>>16052712
You sick fuck.

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>>16052620
>Crow Tengu
As long as she doesn't fly around or use magic, I might have this. Not like she can punch back.

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>>16052712
You based fuck.

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>>16052672
>just before going to sleep, Titania hops into bed with the both of you
>"Come on, sis, let's make sure Anon has pleasant dreams tonight."
>so there you are, lying between two busty monsters with their sweet scents wafting up your nose, which puts your tired mind at ease
>before falling into blissful slumber, they both give you a light kiss on your cheeks
>that night you dreamt of being happily married to your onee-chans

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>>16052719
Challenge her to a boxing match.

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>>16052719
> Not like she can punch back.
You're not supposed to be ableist against your hand-less waifu, anon.

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>>16052620
Ryu
Pocket sand and silly string.

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>>16052620
My wife is an inari. How many tails does she start with?

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>>16052724
>Anon gets painfully surprised upon finding out she has mastered unarmed combat

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>>16052620
>Anubis
Two autists enter, one leaves.
If I can grab her by the ears it's all over

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>>16052620
>Anubis
Head pats and ear scratches, and she'll be a drooling mess on the floor

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>>16052730
What's she going to do, gut me with her talons?

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>>16052729
Well all monstergirls level up through sex, and inari's tails correspond to their level, so the question is how experienced you like your wife to be

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>>16052740
I also think higher tail inari give birth to higher tail children
Let's say 2-3

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>>16052703

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>>16052368
Wait, what happened?

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>>16052740
>A 9 tails who is single
SLUT

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>>16052740
I prefer to start with a nice and simple one-tail, and then be responsible for turning her into nine-tail confident seductress.

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>>16052703
>>16052435

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>>16052703
Hasn't even come out yet and its already her

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>>16052620
>Dragon
give up without trying

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>>16052734
>>16052736
Ear scritchies mind.

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I want to smush a kobold's face!

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>>16052703
I don't have it. Where do I buy one?

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>>16052762
I want a Hellhound to smush my face!

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>>16052755
>no Automaton onee-san who calls you "brother unit"
>and later she calls you "husband unit"
>you will never build a child with your Automaton onee-san turned waifu
Something in my chest hurts guys. What does this mean?

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>>16052772
She may be a Hellhound, but from that angle it looks a lot like heaven.

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>>16052772
I want to smush a werewolf's breasts!

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>>16052756
>Dark Mage using shotafication magic on you
>You were on the brink of achieving wizardry
>Tell her you want a fair fight, or an onee-san to help you
>She just smiles
"I'm your Onee-san now~"

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>>16052762
>I read that as smash

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>>16052744
Not an unreasonable proposition. I can dig it.

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>>16052772
>Hellhound to smush my face!
too small for me, I'd prefer a minotaur

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>>16052760
You're making one fatal assumption.
That she'd let you get your hands on her ears before she gets her hands on you.

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>>16052789
I'd prefer a chubby holst.

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>>16052780
>Shota
Nah, fuck that.

Although, now that I think about it I was actually really cute when I was shota age. Maybe the reason I hate shota so much was that I never got /ss/'d as a shota.

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>>16052744
This seems really unfair.
Before you know it, you have a dynasty capable of casting high level magic at age 2.
Where does it stop? Do they eventually start birthing 7-tails as the magic power of each generation is compounded?

How does a young lad survive that much mofu?

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>>16052774
>"father unit, when I upgrade, I want to be just like mother unit. your wife."
is it ok to dick the robutt daughteru?

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>>16052791
While I'd prefer to be buried under other big, soft parts of a cow, this is also acceptable.

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>>16052749
I don't even understand what the MGE canon position on this is any more since - as usual - it seems to be a maze of contradictions; so I'll just ask for > opinifuck

What's your view on MGs and casual sex? Is it that MGs fuck everything they see, because sex is something they give out like candy and most MGs consider an animalistic bareback fuck as roughly equivalent to saying "Hello"?

Or is it that MGs consider sex a super-special thing to only do with their doki doki True Love... but they are somewhat more susceptible to going doki doki if a boy smiles at them?

I guess the core of this question is how closely do you think emotional and physical intimacy intertwine with MGs?

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>>16052620
>Hellhound
ask her who's a good girl
when she's distracted by the existential dilemma i rush in and pin her with ear scritchies and tummy rubs maybe kisses too if those aren't against regulation
alternatively she would smuggly answer with "It ain't me, chew toy." and then rush me

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>>16052804
Cows are meant to be big and soft.
Remember to treat your holst right.
Even if she's immaculately muscled, thats just as good.

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>>16052804
any sort of bovine is acceptable

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>>16052807
They try for casual, but they end up falling for their first lay.

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>>16052780
I wouldn't mind this one bit.

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>>16052774
I want my Automanee-san to come equipped with big cannons. Both on her chest and mounted over her shoulders.

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>>16052811
Bury me in beef!

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>>16052822
>Bury
thats good but I'd like to be the personal salt lick for a herd of em

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>>16052709
>TFW you'll never have your father's cat as a mentor

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>>16052807
I'm with the 'give out sex like candy' school of thought in that you are unlikely to cross paths with any unmarried MG and leave with your pants intact.

BUT ALSO that if you end the experience with anything other than violated weeping - or, heaven forbid, actually return her affection - she'll go doki doki.

It's like... hell, it's not even 'like', it literally IS: you raping a chick in a back alley but at the end of it she grins at you, admits that she WAS asking for it, and gives you her number. You'd be a cross between shocked, ashamed, and thinking that you'd found a unicorn.

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>>16052793
>Is it that MGs fuck everything they see, because sex is something they give out like candy
No, I treat it as the opposite. MGs fuck everything they see because human boys to them are candy to be taken whenever they feel like it.

And then there's doki doki True Love.

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>>16052807
Settings were monsters are sex crazed maniacs are simply the best.

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>>16052807
Sex=Marriage basically.

So if you get dragged by an MG and raped she will make you love her.

Cheating would be looked so down upon that those who do it would probably be exiled.

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>>16052807
The fuckeries of the laws of nature by the Demon Lord and other assorted time-space continuum fuckeries lead to another type of fuckery pertaining to the realm governing fate and destiny and the like, and as such all relationships are bound to end in doki doki, and all relationship-relevant interactions that'd not end in doki doki due to various factors such as incompatible partners would not happen in the first place. Ergo, by "coincidence" all instances of casual sex end up with the people involved seeing each other more often till they end up doki doki.

Yes I just pulled this out of my ass.

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>>16052853
>Cheating would be looked so down upon that those who do it would probably be exiled.
Monstergirls don't cheat at all so it checks out.

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>>16052807
Most of the time a monster is going to stay with the man, because in MG lands all the men are taken and the only way you're getting one is by hunting one down, whether by seduction or force. Realistically there's no way they'd just let them go.
Really, it seems the "release" option exists as a possibility for when the MG and the man just cannot get along.

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>>16052834
Everything in MGE is sex, so casual sex is pretty common.
But if you fulfill a monster's condition, then they'll see you as a marriage partner.

This is why casual sex with that Hinezumi who doesn't think you're in her league is safe, but getting caught by a trio of Large Mouse sisters is very dangerous.

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>>16052853
This is literally the worst kind of setting. Sure it's alright in fantasy land, but when you have serious settings like MGC and the rest it just falls apart.

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>>16052807
Some MG are sluts, some are pure.

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>>16052804
This cowgirl in particular is lewd as fuck.

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>>16052848
>Settings were monsters are sex crazed maniacs are simply the best.
This.
I'm not even bothered about them talking, to be honest, and I don't want a relationship with one.
Just give me Monster Hunter, but where they rape you after they've finished giving you a bruising beating, and then lumber off back into the jungle leaving you in a puddle of your own juices and broken armour.

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>>16052874
Cows shouldn't force you to rape them like that.

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>>16052394
Interesting take on the dark angel's profile and the invasion of Lescatie, good work anon.

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>>16052796
The more tails they have the harder and harder it is for them to get pregnant thanks to MAMOMO MANA.
Im not sure if im making that up or not. I think it was in a world guide somewhere as a reason why there weren't ten billion lilims running around with how often the demon lord has been having sex but i could be wrong

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>>16052879
But she does just that in a doujin the artist made of her, just whipped out her tits next to the guy to put some milk in a coffee cup, can't remember if it was his or hers but the point still stands that she ended up pregnant wearing a naked apron by the end.

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>>16052394
You missed some punctuation here and there, but this sort of idea hasn't been done much. Pretty good.

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>>16052876
I prefer a modern setting because it makes it rawer. Adventurers expect to be raped, but when it happens to you on the way to work or during school it's more impactful.

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>>16052886
Ah, yeah. Without looking up the citation, I'm pretty sure you're right.
It was expressed as like...you've got to hit the total energy in fucking for that power level of monster.
A sort of mana bar where conception happens at the end.

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>>16052807
From what I can piece together its a little of both. Monsters are built for sex and basically horny all the time but also long for a husband because that makes sex ten times better. Basically the separation between sex and love is next to non existent for monsters. So the first time they have sex with a guy he's usually going to end up husbando'd unless the two are completely incompatible.

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>>16052893
I understand where you're coming from and to an extent I agree.

But on the other hand I don't see how you could live in MGC and NOT expect to get raped on the way to school. For it to be high-level impactful it has to be unexpected, yes, but for it to be unexpected it has to be rare, and I don't see how you could make it rare without dialling down MG's voracious nympho sexuality. Which in turn sorta defeats the point.

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>>16052807
>>16052897
Oh and also reading between the lines im pretty sure that its intentionally left semi vague so that readers can take it where they want to take it

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>>16052753
>start with a meek one-tailed loli
>use your dick to gradually turn her into a happy and well-adjusted monster girl

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>>16052903
>pretty sure that its intentionally left semi vague so that readers can take it where they want to take it
Which is more or less the standard for all KC material. Some people don't like it but I appreciate him giving everyone space to fulfill their own fantasies.

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>>16052903
>>16052910
If it's intentional vagueness I agree it's a wise move, but desu it reads more like schizophrenic direct self-contradiction than coy ambiguity.
Not sure whether to blame it on my reading comprehension, or on the translators' literalism, or on KC retconning and de-retconning every other profile.

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Goddammit I'm fucking obsessed with Automatons. Damn things might as well be more modular than Familiars, another species I love.

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>>16052902
I like the idea that there are some filters built into monster culture that prevents them from just running around straight up raping everyone they see. Dragons and the likes don't exactly whore themselves out.
It's when they throw those restraints away and go from a tease or ice queen to the person that's going to pin you down and pound you for hours that the real spice comes from.
Whether it progresses beyond that doesn't matter.

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>>16052930
Same, there's just something about them that I fucking love.

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>>16052902
You could make it so that MGC has extreme pressure coming in from the outside so any rapists is dealt with very harshly. So they still love sex and are aggressive, but know better then to outright rape.

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>>16052807

The problem really arises when you consider people who have a specific race or girl in mind. I love foxgirls, but that wouldn't stop me from getting raped by the first single able-bodied monster that sees me.

Like, you can ask a Hakutaku how to woo a particular race but good luck finding one, getting your answer and then finding a member of that race, all without getting fucked. Maybe you're not expected to be pure, that's fine, but what's stopping any random-ass monster from raping and marrying you while you're on your quest for your waifu?

I'm sure there's a convenient solution for things exactly like that, but it's still kind of weird.

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>>16052897
Oh, second clarification. Monsters might generally fall for the first person they lay with but that doesn't mean its just whoever. Vampires to use an example don't generally just fuck people, they take them as slaves and if they like them fed from them until they're a incubus then have sex with them.

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>>16052947
In the MGC criminal justice system, you can't rape somebody if that person doesn't want to be raped.
The monsters who stop these rapists are called the Sex Police.
These are their stories.

>>16052954
The real question is why would a monster hang around someone who doesn't want to be with them when they could easily grab another Anon?

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>>16052947
At first I thought "This is a fantastic way to build sexual tension, as monsters have to trick or convince you into giving consent" but then I thought "well, that's going to need an ironclad confirmation system or otherwise men are just the little lying bitches getting monsters in trouble"

And so in one smooth thought realized that pressure not to rape brings us back to SJW consent forms.

[Anonymous No.]

I overestimated my drawing speed, so I couldn't finish this illustration in time.

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>>16052954

From a realistic perspective, most anons would probably be forcefully husbando'd by common monsters like succubi, slimes, devil bugs, ant arachnes, and harpies. That's honestly not too bad, but I imagine many anons looking for more rare monsters like a gazer or dragon would be disappointed.

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If something like MGC actually happened I theorize monsters would get a lot less aggressive. Part of the reason they go for the whole proactive dating thing right now is because a huge amount of the world is taught by the order to never sleep with monsters, so they really only get so many chances when they see a human. If humans and monsters started living side by side then they wouldn't need to worry so much, as they'll probably find a human one day or another, so straight up rape probably goes down. This doesn't stop certain races from doing it as a sign of affection of course

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>>16052958
But that's the matriarchy oppressing men by doubting their stories!

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>>16052967
But muh gender imbalance man.

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>>16052961
Nice to see you back drawfam.

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>>16052986
well once the demon lord makes it so monsters can give birth to humans that problem kind of fixes itself

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>>16052954
>Maybe you're not expected to be pure, that's fine, but what's stopping any random-ass monster from raping and marrying you while you're on your quest for your waifu?

I actually like this, though.

When the MGE goes to such lengths to impress upon you that *whatever* monster you end up with is going to be an 11/10 devoted qt and her relentless affection and blowjobs will mean you just can't bring yourself to find her species' mannerisms anything other than adorable... then the fact that I might not end up with my current favourite doesn't concern me.

Discovering which one you get (because it's probably random chance on which one catches you first) is part of the adventure. And it's always a good end, because her love will make her your favourite.

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>>16052990
But muh genetics and muh monster boys.
Which a few writefags have actually done right.

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>>16052961
Nice oppai on that Golem.

By the way, how do you feel about the new MGE girls?

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>>16052987
Thanks. I should have mentioned that I wasn't around here for almost 2 months when my old laptop's motherboard was fried. No drawings either until just recently.

>>16053002
Haven't read them yet, I'll check those soon.

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>>16053007
>Haven't read them yet, I'll check those soon.
If I had the imgur link to the new MGE2 girls I'd love to share it with you.
And on top of the MGE2 girls, we were also introduced to the Red Cap and Phantom monstergirl species in the past few weeks.

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>>16053000
It's mamomo mana I ain't gotta explain shit

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>>16052967
I'm not so sure.
The point is often made, but I'll make it again: it's easy to forget amongst friends in this thread that we are sick deviants, and wanting to dick half-women-half-sneks is not a characteristic of the vast majority of the male population.

And even if that weren't true, the appearence of thousands of extremely sex-positive hot females in the city would force human women to up their game (or... down their game, whatever: 'not be such princess-pedastal harpies'). So when the humangirls start putting out more that makes the monster poon even more difficult to sell.

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>>16052620
>Salamander
Put on some gauntles, I may not be skilled with a sword, but I can punch people in the face and can tank shit on a good day.

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>>16052997
I don't like that very much.
No matter the ammounts of love she would give me, I doubt I'll like a Beelzebub or something. Chances are that I'll just treat most monsters as sex friends.

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>>16052620
>Dragon
Go full batman with gadgets and stuff and beat her in skill.
on top of that get her to spam the fire breath so she'd tire out faster.

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>>16052807
KC's trademark vagueness has many profiles include something along the lines of "if [x monster girl] finds a boy she really likes, she drags him into her rapecave / stalks him until he gives up for life."

I'd say the correct answer is 'whatever you want it to be' here. Some monstergirls are free with their love until they find one they wanna stick with, others pick a mate for life (regardless of if that mate likes it or not.)

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>>16053027
>No matter the ammounts of love she would give me, I doubt I'll like a Beelzebub or something.

I genuinely do not understand your attitude.

So we've got a girl with 11/10 looks, complete love and cast-iron un-NTR-able devotion, literally addicted to giving blowjobs, a love of junk food but never gets fat, and she can fucking FLY, but that's not good enough for you?

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>>16053035
Bugs are gross.

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>>16053027
I'm pretty sure if there's just zero compatibility monsters back off. There has to be something there for them to work with.

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Mice will do ANYTHING for cheese!

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>>16053040
>There has to be something there for them to work with.
All males of all personalities have something a monster can work with.
It's called a penis.

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>>16053020
Yeah but all monsters are described as being literally superhuman, even supernatural, both in looks and in sex ability. Once word gets out that those snake ladies fuck better than the most expensive hooker in all of history I think people will open up pretty quick. And corruption pretty swiftly takes care of the human girl problem.

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>>16053045
Anything you say?

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What does the adoption process in MGC look like? Is there a large rate of Dhampirs looking for a good home? Can only married monstergirls adopt boys? Are there stories about healing love? Are there stories of abused innocents? I wanna see what the imperfections of life look like in a functioning city with monstergirls.

Sabbath obaachans need not apply.

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>>16053045
Big Fat Rat Tats.

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>>16053053
Anything.

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>>16053045
>you will never dress up a tittymonster giant Mouse as a Holstaur

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>>16053064
Damn rats are even stealing the fake cheese!

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>>16053048
Yeah but sex, no matter how good, can't overcome everything. Like if someone is deathly afraid of snakes they're probably not going to go for snake waifu no matter how good she looks. It can overcome alot though. Like I'm not into Loli at all and find it kinda gross, but I'd still probably fall for a familiar.

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Mouse tits in sweaters.

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>>16053045
> "Hey mister! Mister, you bought some cheese from the store? Can I have some?"
Well that depends. Maybe if you do something for me-
> "Ohhhh~ Well, I guess I could, Mister. What do you want me to do? A blowjob? A titfuck? I'm -not- bearing your children though. Well, not unless you give me the whole wheel. And even then I'll only have ONE kids, got it?!"
...I was just going to ask you to do some yard work.
> "...oh... umm..."

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>>16053066
They need to make a living somehow. Even if it means raiding Anon's pantry and fridge for food.

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>>16053049
But they're also inhuman beings that can easily overpower men, are part beast or monster or lolis, and break plenty of taboos and standards.

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>>16053049
>Once word gets out

The Order would like to remind this heretic that all monsters are foul, disgusting, man-eating abominations. They are in no way attractive or feminine, and any illicit material claiming so is enemy propaganda to be burned. Please report all claims to the contrary to your local priest so that he may call in the paladin-chans for inquisition.

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>>16053045
Gonna make cheese out of her own milk. Gonna get her addicted to the taste.

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>>16053071
you know you're getting old when yardwork sounds like a better deal than a blowjob.

>http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3417486
would you?

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>>16053070
Want to grope.

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>>16053090
Oh hey fancy order city you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it
someone post a picture of druella here I'm away from the computer

[Anonymous No.]

Spider girls are the worst girls.

Spiderfags are as crazy as women that have pet spiders.

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>>16053099

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>>16053099
>makes a roper queen
>tentacles everywhere
>any reasonable girls are hidden away with their respective [YOU]s
No, Druella pretty much maintains the Order's "Truth" of disgusting monsters.

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>>16053103
But crazy girls with spider pets are hot.
I don't want no precious shrieking princess who leaps quivering into my arms when she sees a daddy-longlegs and views me as her shining masculine knight when I chase it outside.

...well, OK, maybe that also has its charm, but the point is a girl who knows how to handle a tarantula is fine too.

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>>16053103
Incorrect

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>>16053110
>daddy-longlegs
>spider

You will be first on the day of the web.

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>>16053103
Meanie. Spiders a cute.

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>>16053103
> not wanting to be spontaneously tied to the bed / couch / whatever and fucked
> not enjoying her digging into your skin till your back is full of red scratch marks

I guess some folk just don't like feeling loved for a week after the fact.

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>>16052620
Tail tip massage
compliments
Bribing with my collection of hats
CQC

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>>16053117
I never said it was.
I said shrieking girls *think* it is.
Well actually I never even said that, but I meant it.

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>>16052807
Sex has 3 main purposes:
1 Feeding
2 Pleasure
3 Reproduction

Most species will rape out of instinct for 1 and/or 3

Nearly all species don't view sex as something taboo so even without a strong instinct they would still have sex if the occasion presented itself

In the end it doesn't really matter since you can get whatever you want
If you want to get raped and thrown away then go in any monster territory
If you want to have consensual sex with a very experienced MG then go the Zipangu red district
If you want a pure MG who's still a virgin then adventure in an uncharted realm and enjoy your waifu who hasn't even seen a man before

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>>16053118
Spiders are not cute, they're god damn terrifying. Every time I see a spider girl I think of that one Jake Gyllenhaal movie and I shudder.

>>16053120
You could get that with a much better girl and some rope if you really like that kind of thing.

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>>16053126
> forgetting 4. Waaaaaaaaaarm~
Check out this live-girl pleb

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>>16053055
Human children up for adoption would be rare as they would be raised by their parents. Monstergirl orphans would be more common, depending on how may unwanted rapebabies are given up or mothers die or removed from the city.

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>>16053133
Warm is right there with pleasure, don't you start trying to be a snowflake.

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>>16053045
I could see big chested monstergirls using "sexual favors" as a way to seduce a man.
>"Hey anon, if you let me stay with you I'll let you fuck my tits whenever you want."
>"C'mon anon, I'll even suck your dick if you want! C'moooon~"
How long would it take for you to give in to her?

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>>16053136
>orphans would be raised by their parents
I'm not sure you understand how this works anon.

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>>16053143
I meant that the rarer human couples would be more likely to hang on to their children.

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>>16053055
You know it'd just turn into a loli-monster shitshow. Given how monsters voluntarily put themselves through the slave trade as a dating technique, you turn up at the orphonage and it's just going to be a pile of dwarves, witches, and baphos leering at you and asking you to "Be my daddy, stud~" while making blowjob motions.

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>>16053055
Depends on the orphanage, really. Some of them require monstergirls adopting to be married and some of them don't.
Most of the ones that don't are somewhat underground and feed their shotas food that stimulates dick growth.
Their clients are usually deviants who enjoy the idea of molding a young boy into a sexual partner.
Anyone adopted from one of those dens won't have his virginity survive the hour.

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>>16053145
The dead ones? Really?
Guess it sucks to be their kid.
>"Welp Billy, seems like your folks got killed in an unfortunate landslide. The good news is we made room for you in the shared coffin!"

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>>16053014
http://m.imgur.com/a/6iMYT
New MGs

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>>16052967
Rape is ingrained in monster girls by divine ruling so a lot of them would still rape anyway

The DL can and will overwrite that rule, along with allowing MGs to birth sons but that's pretty much the "monster wins" ending where all humans get either monsterized and husbando'd

In a more status-quo setting like MGC there would still be a lot of rape

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>>16053152
That's the ticket!

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>>16053150
That's what I meant by rare. Really, only the children that have both their parents die or become completely unable to raise them would be handed over to be raised by a strange perverted lady.

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>>16053147
>tfw i wanted to genuinely raise and support a needing child and all these sluts are just bumming around looking for a place to stay and a dick to suck
No good deed goes unpunished, I guess.

>>16053148
You. I like you. Mafia run shota dealers for the rich and eccentric.

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>>16053147
This is why adopting off the streets is better. Most of those shitty lolis wouldn't bother sleeping in allies to make themselves more convincing. They're too lazy and spoiled.

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>>16053154
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Couple%27s_Fruit

It's hard to say if she would really overwrite that instinct, given how they seem to idealize the total envelopment of one partner by the other.

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>>16053159
I pity a poor kid adopted from one of those places. Most boys his age get woken up with a kiss on the forehead, not a rough blowjob/titfuck from a perverted Tanuki Ojou-sama.
Most boys his age are going to school instead of being trained to be a perfect husband.
Most boys his age are tucked in by their mothers instead of being ridden reverse cowgirl style.
By the time he's a teenager, He'll be pounding his Tanuki Mother's ass whenever he comes home as a "Hello" and spend the rest of his day fucking her every day for the rest of his life. She might even use potions to keep him a big dicked Shota forever.

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>>16053055
Seems like there wouldn't be much of a system in place aside from a bit of paperwork to at least have some tracability

>Humans can abandon their child in an orphanage
>MGs can come to said orphanage and pick one up

It wouldn't go much further really

Maybe if humans protested for MGs to stop monsterizing the girls they adopt and dragging the boys into illicit incest relationships we would get a more complicated system but I'd doubt it

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>>16053159
>You'll never be a street kid kidnapped and thrown into a black market Orphanage
>You'll never be raped on a daily basis so your body learns to pleasure a monster with techniques as natural as a reflex
>You'll never be fed mamono mana that keeps you looking young while making your dick even bigger
>You'll never be assessed as a potential investment and thrown into the kind of education that only a noble would get, to turn you into a pseudo-butler/bodyguard/dinner companion to a rich and powerful monstergirl, being everything she could ever ask for, if a little emotionally stunted due to your harsh training and the years of treating sex as just another skill under your belt
>You'll never finally get shipped off to the MG and experience a taste of freedom that leaves you cagey and standoffish
>The MG will never spend all her time with you and help you learn to feel and love again.

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>>16053073
>Sorrority of meese, sitting around bored one night
>"Hey girls, know what we should do?"
>They all look at each other; they know exactly what they need to do.
>"PANTRY RAID!"
And then no one in any of the Greek living houses ate breakfast the next morning. The p'orc house was especially pissy about this.

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>>16053177
Eternal sadness.

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>>16052394
Well if you can do it.
New from 136 on http://pastebin.com/T3b5b308

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053181
What house would the Mouse sorority be called?

Some pair of Greek letters?

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>>16053147
>Anon decides that to redeem his life of slothfulness he has to adopt a child
>Goes to the nearest orphanage
>An Arachnee just adopted the last human child
>He has to settle down for a monster girl
>Most of them try to act innocent but he can see how perverted they are
>He also notices how nearly all their clothes and toys have the Sabbat logo on them
>He spots a shy Wurm coiling in a corner of the room
>She is the one
>An earthquake hits as he was filling the paperwork
>Big adult Wurm just crashed through the wall
>She picks up the kid and leaves
>Anon ends up adopting a Witch
>She turned out to be a sex freak who is older than him
>There is no redemption from this hell


>>16053167
Yeah there'd still be a lot of rape just for other reasons than "monster must attack humans"

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>>16053208
first generation incubus sons after the DL's victory would see far fiercer battles than their fathers ever fought. Think about it; they would have momsters doing battle with every hussie that wanted to date her son.

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Got some ideas I wanted to discuss for this November novelist extravaganza.
My protagonists will start up a sort of detective agency, and their office will be operating from the backroom of this MG-run super secret sex club.
Should the person running it be a Vampire, a Wight, a Pharaoh or a Kej?

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>>16053214
Or maybe a Dark Elf? Something else? It won't be a Dormouse like in a certain someone's story.

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>>16053214
Why would an MG sex club be super-secret?
Indeed, how COULD an MG sex club be super-secret?

But to answer your question, Kej.

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>>16053214
Why would the first three be working as detectives?

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>>16053214
Pharaoh only because The queen owning a hidden sex club sounds exotic as hell.

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>>16053218
The club isn't a secret, the fact that Monster Girls exist is.
>>16053223
>the first three
None of those are working as detectives, dumb-dumb.

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>>16053213
>Momster fights off the whores who want to date her sons
>Tries to hook him up with a girl of the same species as her

I bet she'd be desperate enough to try to get you to have sex with your sister just so she's sure you're with a nice girl

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>>16053226
I was a bit confused on how you worded it. So it's some secret detective agency that solves crimes for monstergirls?

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>>16053237
The club and the detectives are two separate institutions, the detectives just have their office there because they're broke and one of them is friends with the owner.
It's supposed to be a semi-comedic set-up that eventually leads somewhere.

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>>16053229
You're not thinking deep enough, anon. Momsters would have to be more insidious than that.
> magazines of her 'approved kinks' are readily around the house once you hit puberty
> including the regular 'birds and bees' tlk, she cajoles your dad into saying how wonderful and fun having [monster type here] as a waifu
> mom even makes you join school clubs that could influence you- anubismom forces you into student council, ogremom puts you in wrestling, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053224
>>16053218
Kej, Pharaoh, or exotic brown Kej?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053258
>exotic brown Kej
I'll take any of them, but yes fucking please to that last one. I want to see her in harem pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053249
What club would a werecat mom force me into? The cooking club?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053249
Don't forget their ultimate technique
Giving a childhood friend of her liking

>>16053281
Feline lovers club
She'd have to make sure that the Jinko head of the club is trustworthy tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053281
Either Gardening club to grow your own catnip,
Or Sewing club to bring home some yarn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053249
>Hellhound mom gets frustrated that her son is a Straight As student who volunteers at the school's charity bake sales and is dating his Kitsune vice president from the student council.
>Instead of being a tough delinquent like she was.
>"Where did I go wrong?" She'd ask herself.
>And then one day someone makes the mistake of bullying his girlfriend and gets uppercutted into the ceiling.
>And Hellhound Mom thinks "Maybe there is hope" while watching her son princess carry his blushing girlfriend to the student council room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053291
Well, I do love felines. Especially chuffs.
>>16053294
Now that's just racist.

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>>16053249
> Momsters pressuring their human sons to get with the same species
I never thought of monsters as being... speciesist(?), really. If it's not *their* pussy, they strike me as being too nympho to worry about what flavour of pussy a boy gets, so long as he gets it hard and often.

[Anonymous No.]

There's snow outside. No more swimming outdoors this year, no sir.

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>>16053295
Sounds like there will an epic fight on top of a burning building if that fox ever wants his mother's blessing for the wedding ceremony

>>16053297
>Werecat mom wanted her son to get a cute Werecat gf to learn how good it feels to pamper your loved one
>Instead she indirectly hooked him up with a big, tall, muscled and assertive Jinko who takes care of him
>At least he still pampers her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16052394
That was an enjoyable read, good work anon. Continuation with smut when?
>>16053201
Alp please.
pls

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>>16053312
I couldn't see a Dragon's pride allowing her son to date a regular species. Or do you think she'd let any old lesser succubus steal him away first chance she gets, taking advantage of his young naivety?

It's like how most parents want their daughter dating a respectable guy with a steady job and manners. In MGE a worthy partner is important to parents too!

[Anonymous No.]

Is Papa Anon about? I want to know why you and your son both like monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053321
If papa anon doesn't alp and fucks his dad then it's not related to this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053216
Do you think a Dark Elf would understand if you forgot the safe word?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053319
Please what? What are you babbling about?
>>16053326
The dom can say it too so it's fine as long as she calls it quits when things get too far for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053323
>papa anon alps and fucks his dad
Why you need to bring grandpa anon into it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053312
Its not that its speciesist, its so they can think that they're beautiful to their sons. If they couldn't wow their sons into liking girls similar to them, then are they really as beautiful as they think they are? Even if they are monsters, they are still women, so I imagine they still have the capacity to feel self-conscious about they're appearance.

However, unlike human women are varied in their responses, they probably just fuck their husband's brains out.

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>>16053316
>Sounds like there will an epic fight on top of a burning building if that fox ever wants his mother's blessing for the wedding ceremony
Nah. She's just going to get a masterfully crafted wedding invitation. Handmade by her son.
She'll be so proud that he did something rebellious and refused to get her permission that she'll accept the wedding.

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>>16053312
It'll be a thing for the rarer species. Gotta keep those numbers up even if you have to scare of those werecats and succubi.

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>>16053312
Most wouldn't pressure but they would still push their sons a bit towards a species of type of monster girls
In the end they'd be happy if he's happy

>>16053320
Oh yeah, the prideful species would definitely test their sons' potential wives

>>16053314
Shut up, I'm going to swim outside, collapse because of the cold and then get rescued by a nice Sahuagin who I will marry out of thankfulness

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053358
>wanting to marry a Sahu
Damn dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053320
>>16053332
Well given that it's supposed to be the monstergirls who are the proactive ones, her sonnu's preferences don't really come into it.

The best daughter-in-law is the one who literally sweeps him off his feet and bullies his penis nonstop until all he can think about is her. If anything she gets bonus points by being a species the son doesn't like, yet powers through his resistance anyway to wring aheagos out of him.

What's more proof of a girl's devotion than her perseverance through adversity? A spidergirl who sticks around to fuck the arachnaphobia out of a guy MUST care about him. A spidergirl who doesn't have to do anything but stand there because the son's an arachnophile - well, who knows what her game is?

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>>16053361
I said shut up
Sahuagins are love

>>16053367
You make a very compelling argument

>Monster comes home
>Anon is screaming for help
>She runs to see what is going on
>He is getting brutally raped by a Minotaur
>She politely greets her and tells her to take care of her son
>By the end of the day, anon was cured of his lolicon disease

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful traveler! Elves could be lying in ambush.

[Anonymous No.]

This is a japanese mexican suicide goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16052331
Cuddle girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16052620
tickle her into submission

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053438
Damn, forgot

>Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053419
The only good elves are the one with ash black skin

>>16053424
What if she grants waifus to all the lonely men who kill themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

So, how is NoFap November going for you all so far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053431
"Husband, vit is time ov sleep and much cuddles."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053498
I've already lost eight times over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053505
Disappointing. How do you expect to survive in the world of monstergirls if you can't even exert basic control over your urges?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053510
>Anon gets sent to MGE
>He will be teleported back to Earth unless he can stay a virgin for a full month
>Ends up becoming a Slime's cumpump 2 hours later

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053516
Would Anon keep the slime when he goes back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053516
Slime is being generous.

>>16053519
Non.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053516
That wouldn't be a terribly hard task to fulfill.
Just find the nearest Order city and camp out there for a month.

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>>16053510
I'd expect my time in a monstergirl world to be much less agreeable if I jealously guard my seed.
When a succubus alights on your windowledge and tells you "We can do this the easy way, or the hard way"... well, both ways will involve things being hard, but the one where you co-operate doesn't end with you weeping from exhaustion and pelvic bruising.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to start a nice snake family and live in the mountains; life is too cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053498
What kind of effete faggot even tries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053523
>Staying in an Order controlled city
>Get accused of witchcraft when you show them how to get electricity from a potato while trying to explain modern technology

[Anonymous No.]

> Watching porn last night
> Feeling more boredom than arousal
> Worried that ED has finally caught up with me after years of fapping
> Come to MG thread
> Diamonds in minutes and I didn't even open any thumbnails
This truly is a magical place

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053519
Maybe
Keeping secret the fact that you have a Slime at home seems like an easy task

>>16053523
That's implying there aren't undercover monster girls in Order cities on top of the tolerated monsters
If you are a true horny slut for monster girls you'd still fail in the most religious city

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>>16053533
> If

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>>16053531
Hopefully any anon wouldn't be stupid enough to do something like that.

>>16053533
If there are monsters in the cities, why would they single you out?

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>>16053543
>why would they single you out?
The tolerated one wouldn't, you'd have to approach them

The undercover one would if you're an easy target
You better not wander in dark alleys alone at night, or sleep alone with an unlocked door

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>>16053526
As do we all.

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>>16053559
> obstetrician
> not ophidtetrician
Missed opportunity desu

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>>16053556
I mean, that kinda goes without saying.
It's a city, so you should be taking pains to avoid thugs anyway.

Just spend a month waiting tables at Pally's Pub and you're good to go.

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>>16053526
>>16053559
How are you going to feed your wife and all your daughters?
Snakes eat a lot you know

>>16053570
Ok, then what will you do once the month pass? Keep chilling with your Order bros?

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>>16053600
Maybe. If they really are my bros, but if they're not, I'm hopping on the next transportation outta there and into the arms of my waifu.

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>>16053600
>Keep chilling with your Order bros?
Honestly I might if they don't suck. At least until wanderlust sets in.
I am physically incapable of remaining in a place without mountains. Sooner or later I'm moving.

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Her mother must be kind to her father.

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>>16053627
> Dhampir
> Sticking up for her mom
Am I being rused?

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>>16053600
>How are you going to feed your wife and all your daughters?
Hey, I'M the delicate out-of-my-environment human in this equation.
It's their responsibility to hunt for me.

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>>16053637
They only go after the ones that treat humans (especially her father) like crap.

By hunting they mean re-educating them so they treat men better.

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>>16053610
>>16053618
The Order soldiers seem alright since they all switch side right after learning the truth about monster girls

It's the higher-ups who are corrupt and ruin everything

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>>16053651
>It's the higher-ups who are corrupt and ruin everything
I put it to you that opposition to kidnap-and-rape-ists does not constitute corruption, even if the kidnap-and-rape-ists aren't also cannibals.

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>>16053646
>Your lamia waifu will never feed you a roasted boar she hunted herself
>Your daughters will never tear into the meat while happily wiggling their tails

>>16053683
Corrupt because of injustices and heavy taxes
Being poor in an Order country sounds horrible

I might be looking too hard into it though, especially since I get my source from Fallen Maidens which is only half-canon

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Oops

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>>16053706
This is what happens when you attempt to photocopy an ass too fat.

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Heeehh, you're skipping out again? What's your excuse THIS time?

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>>16053787
Really want some jinko worn spats.

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>>16053787
"Well, I started seeing a succubus. We... heh... really like spending alone time together, so I might not have much time for practice in the future either. Well, bye!"

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>>16053804
You're setting your kohai a bad example.

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>>16053706
This reminds me of last thread when we talked about Cheshire getting people together with shenanigans

>Cheshire breaks the printer
>Anubis has to call the repair guy
>She supervises him to makes sure is he isn't slacking
>Cheshire locks them up together
>Anubis keeps acting tsundere
>Repair guy eventually asks her to stop acting like a cunt
>She starts crying
>They have reconciliation sex
>Cheshire is all proud of herself

>>16053787
I'm hanging out with the tentacle gang and you can't do anything about it!

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>>16053811
I'm setting her a good example.
The sooner she learns that it's more important to train how to handle a meat sword than a wooden one, the happier she'll be.

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>>16053787
I wish we had a comic of that thing from Dexter, showing anon trying to get out of Gym class with a Doctor's note and the substitute MG teacher Oni won't have any of it.

Then que vicious younger MGs pelting anon with balls.

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>>16053844
BOMBARDMENT! HOW DO YOU LIKE BOMBARDMENT!

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>>16053787
I'm trying to convince an alp to join the kendo club so I can bully her in here too.

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>>16053865
There's been to much Alpery in these threads recently.

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>>16053867
Really? I feel there's been less.
But I had been gone for about a month or so. Did you chase those """""""""girls"""""""" out of town in the meantime?

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>>16052620
>Mindflayer
I guess it'd be a Jojo style battle of wits similar to Joseph vs the pillar men where if she can reach my ears I lose

Thinking about it there are quite a few species where defeating them is tricky because they have a one shot move

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>>16053913
What if the very fact that you're fighting her is just an illusion and she's already won?

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>>16053917
She's not a chuuni Phantom

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>>16053917
Well the very premise is that she's his waifu, so yes, she HAS already won.

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>>16053931
Or is she?
Dun-dun-duuuuuun~

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Why do cats love balls of yarn and pieces of string so? They don't hunt worms in nature.

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>>16053934
Mindflayers are upright citizens who only mindwash men after they gave them their consent
Stop trying to sully their name

>>16053940
Halloween was 2 days ago

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>>16053956
>Halloween was 2 days ago
Or was it?
Dun-dun-duuuuun~

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>>16052620
>Wight

Play keep away with her as she can drain me by touching. Maybe distracting her with that undead mushroom might work.

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>>16053962
>undead mushroom
Eh?

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>>16053969
>An extremely rare mushroom that lives in dense, dark, and lonely woodlands, as well as graveyards, etc.
>The gray colored cap on top of the onyx stem has a pattern that looks just like a human face. From the pattern drips a sticky fluid that's red like blood. It's distinguished by its disturbingly creepy and ominous appearance. In the age of the former demon lords, it was feared and referred to as “the worst poison mushroom”, “Death's messenger”, etc. People and monsters would fear for their lives just from seeing one, their consciousness would fade if they smelled it, and those who ate it would suffer for 7 days and 7 nights before dying. It was a dreaded poisonous mushroom. However, that's an old tale. Now that the demon realm is full of the Demonic Energy of the succubi, its poison has become quite mild.
>Since these mushrooms still cause people to panic when they see them even in the current era, almost nobody dares to eat them. However, to those who have lost all hope in the world and are seeking to choose their own death, and those who will eventually die from sickness or severe wounds, the “scent of death” coming from these decadent mushrooms feels very fragrant and seems delicious. If one gives in to temptation and eats this mushroom, a delicious taste that seems out of this world, but resembles how spirit energy tastes to monsters, spreads from the inside of the mouth, to the esophagus, and then the inside of the stomach, and they receive a shock that's like an electrical shock running throughout the body. And then, their human life comes to an end while they experience heavenly pleasure.
>Once a human has died from the mushroom in this manner, in the case of women, they are resurrected as monsters such as "Zombie", and “Ghoul”. (Depending on the nature of the person herself, she may instead become a “Dullahan” or a "Vampire".) This may sound contradictory, but after resurrection they joyously begin a new life as an undead, and instinctively head towards a human man seeking Spirit Energy which tastes even more delicious than the mushroom they just ate.
>Otherwise, in the case that the person who ate the mushroom was a human man, he will be unable to die completely, and will instead enter a half-dead state. During this time, the man will release spirit energy that has an aroma that is highly attractive to the undead due to being mixed with the mushroom's scent of death, luring undead type monsters near. And then, after receiving demonic energy through intercourse with a monster that came to assault a man, he'll be revived as an incubus who is her husband.
>Additionally, these mushrooms are simply poisonous to most monsters. If one were to eat one by mistake, her stomach would get upset, and she'd continuously experience horrible stomach pain for about half a day. However, these mushrooms are delicious treats that can be eaten by undead monsters and their incubus husbands without any stomach problems. They're especially regarded as the best mushrooms by high rank undead.
>(According to a certain Vampire gourmet, it's the most delicious ingredient besides the blood and spirit energy of her beloved husband.)

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>>16053981
I realize the very prospect has a number of unfortunate implications, but still, I wonder what would happen if a suicidal MG partook of the tasty deathshroom? Undead Variant?

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>Onii-chan, can I bite you?

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>>16054006
No.

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>>16054006
Not the dick.

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>>16054004
Interestingly I think this is literally the only thing that has ever been said to legitimately hurt / incapacitate normal monsters. Everything else it's just "Yah it makes em horny"

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>>16054006
Only the dick

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How do you feel about hairstyles that leave the eyes hidden?

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>>16054006
No, now drink some holst blood lest you grow up flat

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>A brown Apophis that may or may not be a costume getting intimate with a catgirl dressed like Witch Mercy, and a guy dressed like Makoto
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=59699726
I. I just...I don't even know what to make of this.

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>>16054043
>guy
That's the artist's tanuki oc that changes genders at will, it's a monster girl one minute and a monster boy the next.

One of the things that makes me regret following him, I miss the days when he used to focus on blue oni girls. Even when he does draw them these days they're usually being fucked by a red oni boy.

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How many people decided to participate in the novel writing thing last thread?
How many have already given up?

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>>16054033
Do vampires really get bigger boobs if they bite a holst?

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>>16054062
Yes, even more so than if they just drank the milk

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>>16054006
Didn't expect to see trampy here. She's a good girl though.

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>>16054033
>Not wanting monster girls to grow up into tall, flat, confident onee-sans

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>>16054061
I didn't look into it much. Isn't it just some personal challenge?

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>>16054076
Yes, but have you given up on yourself?

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>>16054050
>tanuki oc that changes genders at will
Huh. And hear I thought the tail was stripped because...I dunno, costume liberties?

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>>16054080
Yes. Repeatedly. Every day.

Hell, I was just reflecting that the last time I wrote anything of any remote substance was 3000 words one full year ago now, for the MGEWiki's Halloween Contest.

I dunno, maybe I can use this month to try and write more for one of the couple of stories I'm trying to get going. Or start up on some of my other ideas. Something.

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>>16054088
I believe in you anon!

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>>16054031

I really like them actually.

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>>16054073
Oneesans need soft chests

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>>16054083
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=58960872

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>>16053955
>Cats have a vision system that is keyed to motion. Nothing is better designed to catch a kitty’s eye that something that twists and turns and offers motion all along its length. Making a string shiny simply multiplies the interest embedded along its length.

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>>16054097
I have an irrational fear of Onryo.

Even tiny ones.

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>>16054104
All that really matters is that an Onee-chan loves her little brother.

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>>16054130
How can you say you love him if you won't provide pillowy bosoms for his comfort and release?

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>>16054136
The warmth of your nee's heart can be felt through the flattest chest!

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>>16054130
I would never trust a girl to be my onee-chan if she didn't have large breasts and hips to go with them

How can she protect and take care of me if she can't even grow maintain a decent chest size?

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>>16054157
How could you have forgotten so easily?
Flat is justice, and justice always wins.

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>>16054154
Isn't that teaching N°14 of the Sabbat?
"The smaller your chest is, the closer your oni-chan can be to your heart."

>>16054175
Hey, I'm not hating on flat
I'm just saying that onee-sans need to be tall and voluptuous

Imoutos are objectively better anyways

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>>16054181
Sisters are not for sex.

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>>16054061
Gonna try it. Doesn't mean people are gonna like it though.
Idea is this; a couple of friends decided to participate in the US's version of Cultural Exchange, hoping to get something like lamia or harpy
They get the short end of the stick and get put into a centaur village in the middle of a forest. These centaurs however imitate the old style sultanate of persians and shit.
Gonna be a study about how Americans would interact with such proud creatures. And reactions to their....Interesting customs.

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>>16054190
Throw this man in a cage he lost his mind

[Anonymous No.]

Guys..
I know how to fix this.
Oppai Loli imotous

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>>16054195
Sisters are for living a normal life with. Giving life advices to imoutos and getting them from onee-sans.

>>16054196
As long as there is no sex and paizuris this is fine.

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>>16054196
>loli imotous

I dont care if its oppai its still shit and too young/looks to young, if she isnt taller then me i cant care for it.

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>>16054196
>oppai loli
Shit
Lolis should be perky at max

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>>16054204
Kuro is lewd

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>>16054196
Sounds like the perfect solution until you look at the details

Oppai lolis imoutos definitely have their place and are way better than tall flat chested onee-sans though

>>16054197
>Oppai loli
>No paizuri

What kind of crack did you smoke before this?

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Devils are underrated girls.

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>>16054204
That's a lewd loli.

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>>16054196
>hobgoblin imouto coming through to your room in her pyjamas at night
>she claims the thunder is scary and she can't sleep
Perfect.
>it's just an excuse and she wants to cuddle

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>>16054204
>>16054206
>>16054213
>Everyone loves Kuro
>No one cares about Houri
This is why Cupids have to shoot people

>>16054210
Very much agreed
I wish I could just lay in bed all day long and have a Devil spoil me rotten to the point where I cry if she goes out longer than an hour

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>>16054210
They're so good.

Shame they barely get any attention.

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>>16054210
Because they are lolis and lolis are bad.

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>>16054228
Well then, enjoy getting your dick bullied by your Demon onee-san

Meanwhile I'll cuddle my perfect-sized Devil imouto

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>>16054194
Nothing good will come of it, these are barbarians.

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>>16054235
The thread is full of barbarians? Is that what you're implying?

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>>16054241
No, the Persian Centaurs are barbarians.

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>>16054243
Its more like they seen or read Aladdin once and totally decided to copy it. Kind of like how Cereas group take the medieval shit to heart.

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>>16054247
Barbarians. And not the good "punching a camel in the face" type of barbarians either, but the bad kind. I bet they wear pointy slippers instead of horseshoes too.

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>>16054233
Why not both?

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>>16054249
I don't feel like that would work too well for something with hooves.

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>>16054255
Why would you want to get bullied? Bullying is a terrible thing and it shouldn't happen to anyone

Onee-sans who bully their otouto are bad girls who deserve to die alone

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>>16050835
That's a shame, I'd like to see another longer, planned out story here.
Maybe take this month to rewrite it from scratch or something?

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>>16054269
>I'd like to see another longer, planned out story here
Gosh golly gee, anon.

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>>16053108
Realistically thanks to generic monsterization being a succubus, that city is probably swarming with succubi.

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>>16053154
I don't know where it says rape is ingrained in monsters. They all just really want a husband and are going to do what it takes to get one. It's not like if you go and try to woo a monster they would get turned off because it's not rape.

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>>16054314
DL isn't strong enough to change monsters completely, so when monsters got turned into monstergirls the desire to literally devour humans was changed for a desire to devour humans sexually.

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>>16054329
Devour THIS *gives middle finger*

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>>16054334
>*action*
Stop.

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>>16054334
What are you doing?

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>>16054314
>However, the settings that had been determined by the chief god weren't so weak that she could completely overwrite them with just that. A number of problems remained that the demon lord hadn't foreseen. Although their objective changed from killing and devouring flesh and blood, to mating and milking semen, the setting “monsters assault humans” remained

MGE1 - The Utopia the Demon Lord Dreams Of

I've yet to read the SS translation of this, maybe it's explained differently

[Anonymous No.]

Mating press and furious cuddling with my dragon wife!

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>>16054061
I was all pumped last night and got some writing done, now I couldn't care less.
Such is life.

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>>16054329
>>16054343
Again i just dont see how that necessitates rape. I mean there are plenty of monsters right now who are described as going around and seducing humans into giving themselves instead of just taking them. And if given a choice between a human who wants it and a human who doesnt id still think theyd take the human who wants it.

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>>16054061
Im not but im still going to try and start actually taking this writefag thing seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054347
I want to look into a Dragon's eyes while she full hugs me and say how much I love her!

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>>16054221
I'd love a houri but I don't meet the religion requirements

[Anonymous No.]

>cats have a toy with some steel wire keeping it together
>part of it had come undone and was jutting upwards
>I accidentally step on it, damn thing pierces right up in my foot
I didn't need this shit in my life. What I need is a nurse to take my sperm sample.

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>>16054347
But that's a Succubus!

>>16054356
MGE is based on contradiction and vagueness

This part is also written by the wandering scholar who heart it from the DL herself so that makes it even less reliable

You're always better off going with whatever conclusion pleases you the most

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>>16054377
A Sahu has been sent your way. We don't know how long she will take to reach you, but she will do her best.

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>>16054377
>Buying toys for cats
>When they'll never love anything more than they love a loose bottlecap or some string
Well, and the occasional mouse/lizard/bird they catch outside. But that's them doing their job more than playing.

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>>16054390
It's a piece of string attached to a stick with some wire, anon, it's not exactly an expensive toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054395
Ironically, that is if you go to a pet store
>$15 for a stick with a tassel on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054398
The important thing here is that I'm in pain (not really) and want an awkward nurse to exploit.

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>>16054367
It's never too late for redemption, I'm sure you'll get a Houri if you feed a few stay Werecats and/or Kobolds

>>16054377
>>16054400
>Anon calls up a nurse
>A Sahuagin show up
>She doesn't bring any medication or tools
>She doesn't know white magic either
>When anon asks what her qualifications are she pulls out a card
>"Sahu Agin, age 21, Majored in sexual healing"

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna bang out 1700-2000 words and post it to pastebin. And I'll update it as I go along this month. Sound like a plan?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to attack a Wurm's butt! There is probably a pretty good chance the butt would win though!

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>>16054421
Sure man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16052366
What do the writefags in these threads usually write about? I writefag occasionally for other threads and quite enjoy monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054427
Monster girls, normally.

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>>16054424
Please don't be like that one Anon who wanted to die by Wurm ass

Wurms' behinds are for gentle loving, not freaky dangerous fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053706
We need more Chessire and Anubis office shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054427
Mostly smut and romance, but also other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054420
Oh, I'd be a nice dude but there's a "No God but me" clause I can't break

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054430
Wurm butts are for spanking and fondling in equal parts!

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>>16054424
Remember to do it barehanded. Wurm butts are weak to that.

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>>16054439
MGE gods are pretty chill aside from the Chief God and she is getting owned by the DL

>>16054440
>>16054442
Don't forget to take responsibility after playing with a Wurm butt
If you were to release a Wurm after hand-spanking her she'd cause so much destruction not even her sister's hoard would be enough to fix it

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>>16054424
>Find wild Wurm
>Back turned towards you
>You sneak up on it
>Give it's bottom a resounding SMACK with your bare hand
>Wurm is surprised, pushes her butt back
>Right into you
>Crits
>You go flying for a mile
Please don't sneak up on Wurms and smack their butts, for your safety and theirs.

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>>16054452
Then let the Houris come!
Although I wonder what it takes to get them to appear.

I'm normally a nice guy and enjoy helping on a tech support desk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053055
>>16053147
>>16053208
They'd probably atleast make sure there are only actual real orphans in there. Although they wouldn't be a lot less lewd because they're still monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054464
Spread the love and help peoples out
If you do some charity work for no other reason than to do good then you're sure to receive a Houri

[Anonymous No.]

Kitties in heat! Mewling and caterwauling all over the place!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16052424
Follow up. Would anon be alone to simulate lone adventurer vs hot monsters or would he play in a group of monsters. If he did would they play as adventurers with him or play random enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054538
Group of course, and they play as a team for added hilarity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054377

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>>16054584
Eep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054494
It's all nice and cute until her pheromones sink in the walls and furniture causing your entire house to smell like sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054494
>>16054591
Be sure to keep a close eye on your kitties during estrus.
They might get so pent up they start to experiment with each other, which could lead to a lifetime of sexual confusion!

[Anonymous No.]

Hug slimy monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053201
>Alp writing another story
>this time it's about a stinky Lilim
Jesus Christ, how lung until Lilimusk becomes a meme?
>>16054591
And more smellfags?

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>>16054618
>2 of my favorite in the same picture

Barb you are way too kind to us

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053140
Depends on what monster it is.

Is she gonna eat me? Being seduced into being eaten is hawt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054597
This is why it's a rule to take care of your Werecat's sexual needs
Men who don't are sent to the cat kingdom where they become playthings for all kinds of felines

>>16054619
Pheromones are less about the smell and more about them arousing you and making you think that the monster girl producing them is a great sexual mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054618
I could really go for some seaweed right now, flowkelp a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have any lovey dovey hard femdom stories? Like kidnapping and aggressive rape

[Anonymous No.]

What would be more fitting for a Golem to use in a doodle?
An axe, or Berserker's axe-sword-club?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054584
But I don't want to be raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054675
axe sword club

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054675
I want to see a Golem use Rocket Punch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054675
Second this >>16054687
Because it sounds so much more ridiculous

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054494
How do cats make themselves so lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054694
It's their spines, they're flexible so they can put on a posture that emphasizes their curves.
Also they walk on tip-toes so their asses get emphasis too, like if they had high heels all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054618
I want to cuddle the eel. Is she a little pudgy?

[Anonymous No.]

The nerdy Oomukade, that was in the same math class as you when you were kids, is now contacting you wanting to go on a date. What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054692
Play Chrono Trigger then

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054711
Why should I date down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054711
Sure, why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054704
Not at all, she eats healthy and swims everyday to stay fit

She'd most definitely gain a bit of weight if you told her that instead of going to swim she can just cuddle with you all day long but what kind of madman would want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054722
But anon. She only has her family as friends on social media. She wants somebody to talk to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054711
I hope our spaghetti doesn't get mixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054727
A madman who likes to tease, spoil and cuddle pudgy girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054729
As a man I can get any girl I want. Why someone embarrassing like her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054729
I don't even have social media.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054742
But shes always loved you. She says if you want, you don't have to walk together on the date. She says you can walk 10ft in front of her so you don't have to be seen with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054731
This is not ok
Girls need to lead a healthy lifestyle in order to be happy

What are you going to do when she cries because she can no longer fit in her favorite dress?

>>16054742
Your words are validating all the monster girls who rape and forcefully husbando innocent young boys

That Oomukade would definitely rape you until you loved her if she read this

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>>16054778
You put me in a real tough situation there. I like pudgy girls but I don't want her to cry.

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>>16054778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aVHLL5egRY

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I feel sorry for the members of the Order who've been imprisoned by monster girls. Once proud warriors, reduced to cumpups begging like dogs. Poor prisoners of war.

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Are there no rape crisis centres for male humans? Just think, those poor men. They need therapy from what happened to them.

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>>16054762
She can love someone else.

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>>16054790
I want to see an important and influential Order soldier go full Captain American Hail Hydra.

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>>16054784
You could always make it up by giving her a brand new dress she fits perfectly in a wedding dress

>>16054790
Don't let the hyperboles fool you
Those soldiers are much happier now that they have nice monster wives

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>>16054801
Sure they exist but it's full of cuddly monster girls who nurture rape victims back to health and make them comfortable with sex again.
It's actually just a front for those warm, "healing" types to score a husband/

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>>16054790
>cumpups

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>>16054805
She always admired you anon. Your personality, your smell, your looks. She thinks you're the one for her? If you really don't like her. How do you break the news to her? Carefully and gently I'm guessing?

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>>16054810
Like Yeti nurses?

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>>16054812
We need more monsters eating popsicles or ice cream.
Preferably Wurms or Liches.

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>>16054812
Hellhound daughterus have to be the cutest daughterus out there. And probably the ones given most attention.

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>>16054818
Yeti nurses, weresheep therapists, mothman counselors, and more! If you're lucky, the Titania managing the center might take a liking to you.

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>>16054823
>>16054826
Werecat daughters aren't half bad either.

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>>16054807
Isn't that what happened to heroes sent to defeat the DL herself?

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>>16054813
Sure, whatever. She's a huge rape bug and everyone will judge me for being with her.

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>>16054830
Mofu is always best for healing therapy and relaxing.

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Would a Yuki Onna wetnurse be popular as an ice cream dispenser?

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>>16053981
>(Depending on the nature of the person herself, she may instead become a “Dullahan” or a "Vampire".)
Wighthood must also be possible for women that eat these things.

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>>16054843
You think a girl only matters because of her social status? That's low man.

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Was going to be productive today, ended up listening to Neil Gaiman interviews for inspiration and now it's late.
Give me your genkiest of girls.

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>>16054210
They are the thiccest lolis.

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>>16054778
I get the dress re-fitted and continue spoiling her

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>>16054877
I was going to draw the past 2 days, but not eating in the past 3 is taking its toll on me physically and spiritually.

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>>16054618
I want to ravage their plump slick rears.

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>>16054872
Or her money.

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>>16054877
This anon gets pounced moments later

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>>16054898
>not eating for three days
Cockroaches are food too!

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So, 'edge' fag here, since a particular anon has been rather annoying as fuck I'll attempt at rewriting and posting the fic I made a short of before, gonna try to get it done by end of the month.
So, there's that, thanks for you time I'll go back to top to read this thread fully.

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>>16054912
Don't even have those.
I could fence hop and raid apple trees if I was desperate enough.

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>>16054927
Get them while they're there to get, you won't have that luxury during the winter.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girl Breast Envy. Tell me the pairs where one girl has bigger assets then the other.

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>>16054935
Kobold and werewolf

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>>16054935
Weresheep and holst, the farm duo.

The sheep comes across all sleepy but still manages to sound menacing with her jealously.

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>>16054935
Witch and Darkmage.

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>>16054933
They're turning red and juicy too right now.
Any later and they will go bad and make deer drunk when eaten.

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>>16054935
Any mouse and a Cheshire

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>>16054935
Pharaoh/Apophis with Anubis/Sphinx

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>>16054955
What about a capybara girl? It's like a mouse, but the size of a large dog.

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>>16054946
The weresheep can turn into a rape machine moments after getting her wool sheared. She reverts to the default sleepy mode after the wool grows back.

Be careful anons, especially those who make a living selling weresheep wool sweaters.

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>>16054967
Anubis breasts are perfect!

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>>16054967
I think a sphinx would have bigger breasts than an anubis.

>>16054985
But yes, the anubis breasts would still be perfect.

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>>16054985
Little small for me, but she makes up for it in ass.
And fluff.

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>>16054935
Paladin-chan beating a Succuslut.

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>>16054997
Unthinkable.

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>>16054367
There's religious requirements? Goddammit.

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>>16054935
>>16054948
Definitely
>>16054944
How about a Kobold and Hellhound?
>>16054967
Anubis and Sphinx have decent sized breasts. It could still work since Apophis and Pharaoh are fatty old hags with huge useless bags of fat but is that as good as a flat girl jealous of massive breasts?

Also other girls
>Scylla/Charybdis
>Alraune/Dryad
>Baphomet/Lilim
>Gandharva/Thunderbird
Nice for a girl who isn't a loli but still flat to have to compare her breasts to a girl who has huge ones
>Houri/Cupid
>Jabberwock/Gazer
Also Jabberwock and Kraken forcefully comparing their breasts to see which is bigger
>Gremlin/Automaton
Bonus if it's a Automaton the Gremlin herself made

>>16054997
Succubus teasing Paladin-chan for her itty-bitty titties and then offering her a way to make them bigger

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>>16054997
Maybe that Succubutt knows swordplay.

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>>16055003
>Succubus teasing Paladin-chan for her itty-bitty titties and then offering her a way to make them bigger
That's SHIIIIT.

>Succubus teasing Paladin-chan about her lewd cowtits and asking if she's going to use them to take her childhood friend for herself

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>>16054996
Anubis breasts are naturally small, but are especially susceptible to upsizing through spells, potions and magic milk.

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>>16055010
>Succubus getting jealous over the fact that Paladin-chan has a better body than she does

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>>16055006
Not this girl, but I remember another pic where the human girl was way better looking than her succubus form.

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>>16055006
God that story was good
>Hot toned hero
>Lewd druella teasing
>Starts being effective when she makes her picture her crush
>That teaching lewd terms by druella
>Keeps the muscles as a monste
Literally 10/10

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>>16055025
>Keeps the muscles as a monster
KC could've at least drawn her with abs like he did with the profile Jinko.

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>>16055025
And this is why Druella should be our ruler, she knows what's best.

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>>16055032
Do junkos like being treated like house cats?

Also. I wonder if Chesires get super ahego when you cratch hair above the base of the tail just like real cats.

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>>16055036
>Do junkos like being treated like house cats?
Depends on their laziness.
>Also. I wonder if Chesires get super ahego when you cratch hair above the base of the tail just like real cats.
I want a Cheshire to purr while licking my face.

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>>16055036
>Do junkos like being treated like house cats?
Would a sapient human like being treated like a chimp?

No, the pet meme is dumb.

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>>16055042
>"Jinko did you eat my lasagna?"

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>>16055046
Depends on how you would treat a chimp.
Personally I would treat it with respect considering it's strong and violent enough to eat my face.

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>>16055034
Druella 2017
Make people fuck again

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>>16055047
Don't make me post the Garfielf parodies.

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>>16055006
Eh, this pic is so so, she looked better as a human.

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>>16055034
Would you worship a Druella?

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>>16055032
>KC used to draw all girls sort of the same
>KC will never redraw amazon with actual muscles
ITS NOT FAIR

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>>16055046
>having fun with your waifu is wrong and stupid. No fun allowed

Go somewhere else faggot.

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>>16055061
While I don't agree, I have to admit that KC constantly fails at showing the improvements between a human girl and her monsterized self

It should be an average girl becoming a 10/10 beauty but instead we get a human cutie becoming a monster cutie

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>>16055034
Druella campaigning with all her sisters when

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>>16055066
Don't post if you don't know what you're talking about.

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2300 words. National Novel Writing Month or whatever. Will update as I go.
Decided to go with something a bit different, so centaurs will be the subject of this "novel"
I do hope you like it, here it is.

http://pastebin.com/nQms91Yz

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>>16055077
>I have no other argument other than just telling you "you don't know what you're talking about"

So basically you just want cosplay tier girls with no unniqueness apart from their looks?

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>>16055084
How the fuck did you get from "treating monstergirls like pets is dumb" to "wanting cosplay tier girls with no uniqueness"?
You're just trying to bait an argument at this point.

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>>16055082
Welcome back from the dead Klaus.

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>>16055069
It's my headcanon that only reason monsters are 10/10 beauties is because of their monster mana, hell Druella here >>16055034 looks just, ugly.
If I were to meet her and have to make a choice between her and >>16055006
in human form, as long as there's no monster mana involved I'm certain I'd pick the human without a moments hesitation, hell even the succubus form looks better than Druella.

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>>16055062
Damn right I would, all hail queen Druella.

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>>16055092
>hell Druella here >>16055034 looks just, ugly.

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT DRUELLA

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>>16055025
>good story
>the whole story is just teasing
>story ends right on the fucking sex scene
RRRRRREEEEE

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>>16055092
>It's my headcanon that only reason monsters are 10/10 beauties is because of their monster mana, hell Druella here >>16055034 looks just, ugly.
Nuh-uh nigga.

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>>16055097
I don't know, it might be just personal preference but as succubi >>16055006 looks a lot better than >>16055034
Just my two cents, no need to get all riled up.

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>>16055088
Do you think scratching a cat girl is the same as cleaning her shit out of a box or something?

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>>16055101
Deruella is a Lilim, not a simple Succubus.

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>>16055082
>posting your attempt at this

Brave. I'm not confident enough due to the sheer roughness of the draft its turning out to be. I'm still pumped for it at 2000 or so words, but like hell I'm going to show anyone.

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>>16055101
Burn him at the stakes for his heresy!

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>>16055054
#ImWithHer

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>>16055101
Huh, that image might've been edited or is from some place I don't remember. The mouth is different, that's for sure.

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>>16055092
>hell Druella here >>16055034 (You) looks just, ugly
Gays not welcome, got lost on the way to /y/?

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>>16055082
Ayy nice to see my favorite writer is back on track
Don't force yourself though, only do it out of enjoyment

>>16055096
>Anon worships Druella
>She is plain confused and asks if he needs something
>He doesn't reply and keeps bowing down to her like a crazed fanatic
>She grabs him with her tail and tells him that if he wants sex he just need to ask
>"ALL HAIL QUEEN DRUELLA"
>She drops him and flies away
>Her Succubi henchmen find him and rape him

Lilims are for loving, not worshipping

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>>16055116
Anon, the face just looks bad. The perspective is off, it looks way too angular, and the bottom lip is doing I don't even fucking know what. It's nonexistent on the left and right sides of her mouth, but then suddenly has a bright spot so intense it turns purple, way too far down from her actual mouth. That, and the eye position is really off, with a lack of facial shading, but that might just be a general anime art shortcoming.

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>>16055123
>Tainting the Overlord's purity
>ever

She appreciates worshippers at her feet.

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>>16055104
Of course not. But when treating them like that becomes the main focus of any and all discussion about them, then the thread has a problem.
Hell, I'd say this thread shouldn't even be the place to talk about ear-scratching kemonomimi all the time, you've got threads on /e/ and /c/ for that.
But we're so far down the slippery slope at this point that trying to fight that uphill battle would be near impossible.

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>>16055069
>It should be an average girl becoming a 10/10 beauty
He did it once though, monsterization in 4 pics. He probably doesn't like drawing meh grills or something

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>>16055123
>Lilims are for loving, not worshipping
They can be worshipped and treated like royalty in bed.

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>>16055106
Still basically a succubus on steroids.
>>16055111
Now that looks a lot better.

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>>16055133
Are you serious or just baiting? Because bringing up scratching isn't a the only thing people talk about when they talk about cat girls. How do you even think like that? Have you seen people talk about cat girls before? And do you really think that scratching a cat girl is going to plummet us into the ground?

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>>16055129
But the Overlord stands for the exact opposite of purity
She value lasciviousness and love above all else

>>16055136
That works too

>>16055135
Oh right I forgot this one, his best corruption drawings by far
I'd go to her store any day of the week

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>>16055147
>Implying love is impure
Anon, we need to have a talk.

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>>16055147
They're for worshiping. And if you worship for long enough. She'll let you kiss her feet. End of story.

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>>16055091
I've always been here. Waiting. Watching. And doing stuff related to my degree.

>>16055107
The more people that post their shit, the more shit people will post because they aren't the first ones. In my humble opinion.

>>16055123
>favorite writer
y-you too.
Nah, I won't burn myself out on this. It's been sitting in my head for awhile now.

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>>16055146
I didn't think you didn't know what implied meaning is.
Obviously, not just ear scratching. I said "treating them like that." That means all acts and discussion of that level, which just default to purring, or ear scratches, or headpats, or rubbing, or feeding, and so on, either in the form of some question, some crappy substanceless greentext, or any other kind of post.

Please read the post and understand it before posting next time.

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>>16055152
All that cuddling, whispering sweet words, raising a child together, etc... is perverted and most certainly impure

>>16055154
Damnit Anon, fine then if you really want to worship a Lilim then go ahead
Find the haughtiest one and enjoy licking between her toes as she tells you how terrible of a worshiper you are for soiling her feet

I hope to god I don't spawn another OC with this post

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder that incest is the purest form of love.

[Anonymous No.]

Another picture of me and wife!

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>>16055135
What did she become?

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>>16055175
A monster

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>>16055170
Are you the main character from Yakitate JAPAN? Seriously, you look like a girl.

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>>16055099
>KC will never do buffcubuss sex
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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>>16055170
Oh man, that face is going to haunt my fucking nightmares. Please tone down your ego, Gazer person. Or choose artists who can draw faces.

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>>16055170
Stop wasting so much money on it and eat more, fag.

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>>16055170
Can I ruffle your hair?
It looks rufflable

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>>16055163
So discussing things you don't like is a slippery slope? Ok sure, I'd like to give you a friendly warning. This isn't your safe space. If you don't like that kind of discussion. Deal with it. There is really nothing wrong with it. By your logic, feeling a hellhounds abundant fur is considered a "slippery slope" and is "treating them like pets".

Moral of the story is stop acting as if everything is a slippery slope to furry shit.

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>>16055165
That's how Lilims are meant to be treated.

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>>16055170
Very cute, good job.

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>>16055170
You still look like a fag.

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>>16055185
Who the fuck is talking about furry shit?
I'm talking about the dive this place has taken, where interesting and varied discussion barely exists anymore because of all the cuteposting and people who get offended by a story which might have some actual risk, threat, or horror elements to it.
It's ironic that you talk about safe spaces, because I'm talking about how this thread already is one giant safe space where individuals will freak out in the most aggravated, overreacting way whenever someone posts anything that isn't one-on-one straight vanilla monstergirl cuddling where "everything sunny all the time always".

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>>16055168
We agree on that

But what is the purest purest form of love?

Father x daughter?
brother x sister?
mother x son?

I vote mother x son

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>>16055197
>I'm talking about the dive this place has taken
>cuteposting
Muh posting standards.

It's been this way for well over a year at this point, if you don't like it you may as well pack your bags.

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>>16055199
Brother Sister. Mainly older sister.

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>>16055197
>because of all the cuteposting
Are you the same shitter that reposted that one Elf watersports greentext because all the "cuteposting" made you salty?

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>>16055197
>more with the no fun allowed

Sorry if people didn't like your shitty story. And what's wrong with cute posting? If you want to post shit go ahead and post it. But if you're writing order shit or human alliance shit where a. Humans are killing monsters or b. Monsters are killing humans of course you're going to get backlash dumbass. Don't get offended because nobody wants to listen to your shitty "le edgelord" crap you probably write.

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>>16055197
>where interesting and varied discussion barely exists anymore because of all the cuteposting
Here we go

[Anonymous No.]

>Hear about this story writing month thing.
>Know that I am terrible at keeping up with something.
>Think that writing a shitty story about monster girls might entice me to keep at it.

Fuck it.

So when is this due again? Also I don't have a "Waifu" per se. But I do have a stupid idea, with a few monster girls in mind, that might make this story somewhat interesting.

>Two roommates live together.
>One Likes Romance only, Hates Casual Sex.
>Vice Versa for the other.
>One Goes on a year long vacation/Study abroad.
>Other stays, finishing his studies and continuing his work.
>Monster Girls become integrated into society in their homeland.
>Roommate returns home to find his friend being ridden by a Hellhound.
>After they finish, the home roommate explains to his monster "friend" that his returning roommate is still a virgin.
>They try to get him laid, ASAP.
>Hilarity ensues as their attempts fail miserably multiple times.

And that's all i have as far as an outline. I don't even know what monster girl I'll use for the protag yet. Maybe a Redcap? I honestly do not know.

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>>16055210
It's "due" at the end of the month. You gotta stretch that story into 50,000 words though. Good luck.

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>>16055182
Will do, anon
>>16055178
I haven't been mistaken as a girl for years, anon.
>>16055183
That's only for waifu and close friends.
>>16055181
Calm down anon
>>16055189
>>16055187
Thanks, you too.

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>>16055200
>Muh posting standards
If you spout enough buzzphrases, you'll be right eventually, maybe.

>>16055205
No, I'm not into watersports. It's possible for more than one person to have an opinion.

>>16055206
So you just assume I'm a butthurt writer because I'm disappointed in the direction the thread's been steered into? No.
And your entire mindset is part of the problem. You immediately think that if it isn't cute, it has to be edgy murder. Please point out where I said edginess and murder had to be included. Please quote the exact line.
This is what I'm talking about. I'm not seeking murder bloodshed and Shadow the Edgehog characters, just something, ANYTHING which isn't "oh I wanna cuddle Druella so badly, I love how pure of a maiden she is" and "I will literally cut myself if you suggest that a monstergirl could have more than one sexual partner in her life."

>>16055208
You're welcome to point to the interesting discussion.

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>>16055221
So. What do you plan on doing when you loose interest? All that money gone and you're going to regret it. Are you at least going to frame the pictures?

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>>16055224
>loose interest
I don't think you understand how waifuism is. At least the level beyond "this is my favorite anime girl lol"

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>>16055092
I think it's just a constraint of art. KC can say that monsters are superhumanly beautiful and alluring all he wants but to actually draw a figure that is superhumanly beautiful is another matter.
As a personal note, just try picturing a girl drawn by your favorite porn artist and use that as a reference for what monsters look like.

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>>16055223
So what's your point? You don't like the way these threads are going? You want to posts your shitty stories without criticism? And what kind of "horror, danger" are you talking about if it's not edge gore shit? A spooky tale? You can go over to >>>/r/eddit of people not liking your shitty story preference angers you.

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>>16055221
I'm sorry. But your face there just looks so, so horrifying.
I'm sure you don't look that bad in real life. Besides the fact that I don't think it's possible to have a face that terrifying in real life, I'm sure that you're quite handsome and take care of your appearance.
But I really, really want to purge the image of that drawn face from my memory forever.

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>>16055225
Oh I understand how waifuism works. And I also understand what a mental disability looks like. Except you're drifting way beyond mental disability. It's pretty obvious. And what do you expect? To be living in your 50s still hugging a pillow and imagining its your waifu?

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>>16055238
OK there Chad.

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>>16055223
>If you spout enough buzzphrases, you'll be right eventually, maybe.
You started it by using "cuteposting." Nice try faggot.

If you don't even word your argument in a way that meets your own standards then you don't deserve replies that do.

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>>16055238
If people can imagine god loves them why can't he do the same?

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>>16055224
>>16055238
Life is short, you should live it while you can.
You could say the same thing about "Why should you ever have a girlfriend, statistically speaking it's not going to last and it's just going to be a waste of money no matter how much fun you have"

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>>16055210
The hardest part of writing is being consistent and writing on a regular basis
Don't focus too hard on the plot, fancy sentences, vocabulary, etc...

Make sure you're having some fun writing the first draft, it can be as rough as you want
Then once you're done with the 50k words or whatever your goal is, you can get to actually working on it and making sure it's a good story that people will enjoy reading

As for your stupid it's not that stupid, it sounds like a lighthearted story that would go great in small chapters each showing a new attempt at getting the guy laid

If I were you I'd make the story much lewder
>They want him to get a gf
>He refuses saying he is waiting for his fated one
>All kinds of shenanigans happen
>He gets raped by all kinds of MGs
>Still won't settle down
>Some kind of plot twist
>He finally gets a gf
>Good end

But again, don't focus on making the plot "good", focus on it being fun to write
What works for me is to not plan it at all and come up with it as I write

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>>16055223
>"I will literally cut myself if you suggest that a monstergirl could have more than one sexual partner in her life."
Why I have the perfect place for you. https://www.reddit.com/r/Cuckold/

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>>16055223
I mean, there's literally a guy wishing he could worship a Druella just a few posts up. They're anons here who are into extreme femdom. That shit is definitely not "lovey dovey cuddles." People here want to be imagining themselves with their cute waifu not imagining some "risk, threat, horror" story.

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>>16055223
Not any of them, but I agree with you. Like you said though, it's a losing battle though without new content. But as long as there are a few people like Lantern, the plain old adventure genre with monstergirls that isn't just a walk in the tulips isn't dead.

My policy has always been to cap violence/gore at a hard PG-13 in terms of detail even if you have things like sex scenes. That seems to be a medium that most everyone is happy with. The risks feel real but the ugliness isn't gratutious.

Except the fags that go ballistic if a monstergirl gets hurt at all. There's no pleasing those lunatics.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it bad that I want to go to Cat Kingdom with laser pointer to see how all cat girls react to it, since it states all cat monster girls are found there including Cheshires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055235
http://a.pomf.cat/idnfdt.jpg
It's probably the coloring, then.

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>>16055232
Can you just not read, or did you forget that I said I'm not a writer?

>And what kind of "horror, danger" are you talking about if it's not edge gore shit?
Do you remember fearboners? It's been a while since they've had any actual presence in these threads, admitedly.
People also are unable to conceive monstergirls in a fictional setting outside of the MGE too, without completely blowing up when the thought that any conflict whatsoever might actually exist in the setting.
Something which fits the definition of "monstergirl" as a, well, monstrous female. Monstrous being inhuman, frightening, fearsome, and all those words. You know the ones. But while also being a girl.

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>>16055255
I'm sure most of them are intelligent enough not to chase it around
They'd be very tempted to though and if you keep at it long enough even the most prideful Jinko will leap at the dot only to hide her face in shame afterwards

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>>16055225
Not a wafiu, just fave monster girl.
Also generic fantasy enemy easily slain, and sometimes a boss monster. I hate the one in Dragon's Crown

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>>16055242
>>>/r/eddit for discussions like that

>>16055240
what's up bro? Wanna go chug some Yeagershots?

>>16055249
I'm not defending 3D women here. But atleast you can touch a woman.

Really there's nothing wrong with the anon who cuddles his pillow at night and whispers stuff about his waifu. Paying some drawfag to do atleast a little art of him and his waifu. And maybe framing pictures of his waifu. That stuff is ok. But when you starve yourself just to save an extra penny to go towards your massive collections of waifu+you art. Then there is a serious problem. I guess you can spend your money however the fuck you like. But atleast have some restraint.

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>>16055259
Yeah, the lineart looks much nicer. Still a little derpy with the mouth and the eyes, like Clannad derpy, but much better.

I like the one you got Vectorfriend to do. In my opinion, you look much better in that piece. No homo. Or maybe a little homo. Who knows?

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>>16055259
>That fucking deformed eye placement

You should get a refund

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>>16055251
Reset the "incorrect buzzword use" clock!

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>>16055267
Man that's rude. Apologize.

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>>16055254
>Except the fags that go ballistic if a monstergirl gets hurt at all. There's no pleasing those lunatics.

Are you surprised people get angry when you want to harm possibly their waifu? You can't be surprised that people are going to hate anti-monster shit.

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>>16055253
>People here want to be imagining themselves with their cute waifu not imagining some "risk, threat, horror" story.
Exactly. The core discussion here is MGE and "risk, threat and horror" goes against the very nature of the setting.
Of course writing that sort of thing will cause problems.
>>16055254
>Except the fags that go ballistic if a monstergirl gets hurt at all. There's no pleasing those lunatics.
This isn't the place for it, try /tg/.

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>>16055277
I'm sorry not at all.

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>>16055255
The lolis chase it

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>>16055260
>if people don't like my stuff then they're stoopid hug box fags XD

We already have "monsterous girls". The thing being one. And oomukades. They're pretty monsterous.

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>>16055279
>This isn't the place for it, try /tg/.
This is the place for it just fine. I don't see Lantern getting run out of town. You do know this place is 1/4 /tg/ anyway? Why do you think so many writefags all know GURPS and DnD?

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>>16055282
You're sick. Insulting a man's waifu be worse then insulting his mother.

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>>16055269
>can touch a woman
Such delusional talk is pathetic.

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>>16055278
>saying there are good and bad monsters just like good and bad humans is being anti-monster

Please anon. Don't be retarded like that. Not like there's not a few shit list monsters even in MGE.

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>>16055269
>for discussions like that
Nice opinion you have there.

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>>16055278
>Their waifu
We're talking about one person writing about a fictional, imagionary representation of a single monstergirl from an entire species who only shares a link in that way with the waifufag's also fictional, imaginary representation of a single monstergirl from an entire species.

If, for example, you're a dragonfag, and you get upset at any dragongirl in a story getting injured, to the point where you don't want to read the story any longer despite previously enjoying it, then I have some bad news for you. Like, "mental problems" sort of bad news.

Goddamn, I like micegirls and mice, but I don't enter an autistic rage whenever I read Of Mice and Men.

People need to learn some perspective, and how to seperate reality from fantasy. And one fantasy from another fantasy altogether. This is as dumb as the people calling Anubisfucker a cuck, and acting like he literally got his waifu, who in their minds actually exists as a real person, to fuck a dragon.
It's a fucking drawing, you retards. It's not real.

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>>16055300
You're not real

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>>16055289
How many people actually talk about lanterns work when he's not posting something new? I'll give you a hint, that post was the fist this thread talking about him.

For most the part people don't give a shit about him regardless of how good he is from a technical standpoint. He gets a small minority who are really into his work praise him when he posts a new update and then he gets forgotten till next time.
>You do know this place is 1/4 /tg/ anyway?
Very overly generous estimate these days.

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>>16055297
>my opinion is superior in every way

>>16055295
I guess you have a point.

>>16055300
>>>/out/ you fucking faggot.

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>>16055300
You realise you're on /jp/ right? Right? This is the crowd least likely to care about your message.

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>>16055302
Open your eyes, this was never real. You're looking through the window, perceived as a screen, typing away at a keyboard that isn't there. The voices in your head are revealed to you as text, blocks upon blocks, all labelled "Anonymous".
You've been like this for years, so long now that even your family's given up hope that you'll ever return to reality after the accident.

Wake up, John.

Help me I'm stuck in a shitpost factory.

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Using MGE or its girls to depict evil monster girls or horrific stories is a clear no go
On the other hand you can use any other monster girls from any other medium if you want a change of pace

I don't think many people would be upset if you used a Dark Souls boss to write a greentext about a warrior who sacrifices his soul for a night of sex with a monster girl

Aside from stuff that belongs on other boards I haven't seen much backlash against new ideas that aren't related to MGE

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>>16055300
You can stop posting any time now.

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>>16054818
The Yeti nurse sent me lewd photos of herself with a warm Weresheep wool blanket, I'm calling her HR department

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>>16055306
Sterling response there, chap. I rate it bait out of eight.

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>>16055309
>shitpost factory

I wonder who could be the owner...

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>>16055300
Wew

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>>16055304
>How many people actually talk about lanterns work when he's not posting something new?
Usually whenever writefag universe discussions come up. Which is maybe once every five or six threads. Being forgotten until new content is posted is literally all current writefags though. Not like any of the other people get any more discussion. You don't see say Beast getting any discussion when he's not posting a new roulette.

Lantern isn't some small minority. He's easily top five in terms of popularity of active writers, especially when you compare the massive number of literal who writefags. You even see them cry about it all the time
>tfw nobody ever mentions your x
and so on

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>>16055199
Brother x Sister.

The rest don't even compare.

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>>16055308
People are people regardless of where they post. And you shouldn't use a location as an excuse for not caring about something. That'll just make the problem worse.

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>>16055199
Nee-sanxOtouto > ImoutoxOnii-san > MotherxSon (no NTRshit) > Who cares about the rest

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>>16055319
You really seem to have a beef against other writefags there. Is it because even the forgotten are better than you?

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>>16055310
>On the other hand you can use any other monster girls from any other medium if you want a change of pace
See, that's fine. The problem is however lazy writefags.

The type who make their own setting that isn't MGE but use MGE girls. But it's their own original setting and that totally excuses them using those girls for things that go against their existence as a whole.

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>>16055316
I wonder how he gets paid. Candy?

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>>16055329
What about MGE girls in name and appearance, who are objectively better written, more fleshed out, and act like actual characters?

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>>16055315
You had no other argument than "my opinion dictates which girls are shit". So nice bait, made me respond. Unless you're not the guy I'm talking about.

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>>16055325
This man knows his shit.

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>>16055300
Cool bait.

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>>16055199
1. Brother x onee-san without shota shit
2. Mother x son without shota shit
3. Brother x imouto
4. Father x daughter / Cousin x Cousin tie
5. Nephew x aunt

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>>16055336
No, I'm not. I just saw generic mad response with no actual point to it #18843.

I wasn't really invested in the conversation about how to define certain MG types as shit. It's all a matter of everyone's personal opinion, but thread hivemind does factor into it, I think.

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>>16055175
And she may have been the succubus that went on to run a bunch of prisoner fruit stores with her husband.

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>>16055335
That's exactly what I'm talking about, it's garbage. If they can put the effort into writing an actual personality the least they can do is put that same thought into an appearance or name.

Otherwise it's like a bad Naruto fanfic where the main character is Naruto in name and appearance only but acts like anyone but him.

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>>16055199
The only acceptable incest is little brother (no shota shit) x big sister.

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>>16055328
>Pointing out that nobody writefags have pity parties all the time is a grudge
No sir, it's just a point of fact. That shit goes back even before Bollocks made it thread tradition. Why are you in such a hurry to make personal accusations when all I've done is state facts?

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>>16055199
Aunt-Nephew = Mom-Son > Brother-Onee-san >>>>> Brothe-younger sister > Father-daughter.
Special mention goes to imoutos who are also technically the brother's daughter as well.

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>>16055329
>their existence as a whole.
Their existence as a whole is to be monsters that you want to fuck, not the perfect waifu. That's a pretty key distinction.

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>>16055350
>Those freckles
Penis no. No fap, remember. No fap!

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>>16055343
>I can't think of a worthwhile counterpoint
>I'll call it bait to preserve my fragile ego on an anonymous imageboard

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>>16055353
>all I've done is state facts
No you haven't. All you've done is spew forth a shit argument from your mouth onto your keyboard like a /pol/.

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>>16055350
So no Troll? What a waste.

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>>16055358
You must be new here. Welcome. Now go back to where you belong.

You sound like you've never been to a MGE thread before and you're surprised by the waifu stuff.

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>>16055360
That set with her and the prison fruit was drawn well before KC added the Troll to the MGE.

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I want to make a cheshire cat purr!

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>>16055360
Well the base transformation of prisoner fruit and most other transformation-causing foods is a succubus. You'd have to go to a area with just trolls and closely related monsters to have a chance of transforming into one of them, or get help from a lilim.

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>>16055361
I've been here for a long time, which is why I'm disappointed in how much the waifu mindset has grown like a tumour in these threads over time.

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>>16055355
>Their existence as a whole is to be monsters that you want to fuck, not the perfect waifu
Yup you completely missed the point of MGE, good job.

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>>16055357
That would be you, talking about how one of the most popular writers here isn't read by anybody but a tiny minority just because you personally don't like him or read his stuff. I mean, I bust Lantern's balls for his stupid timeline and tech stuff but saying that almost nobody reads or discusses his stuff is just a dumbass factually wrong thing to say.

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Is there an anon mad enough to mix Girtablilu and Manticore venom and use it on himself?

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>>16055354
Aunties are the best.

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>>16055356
The freckles do make it seem likely that the girl pictured here is the same one, albeit strangely her breasts seem smaller. Perhaps her outfit is just that tight?

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>>16055369
This isn't MGE only. We're talking about monstergirls en toto. Secondly, some of the MGE girls do really suck, like Ropers or Matango.

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>>16055375
It is the same girl. It says so in prisoner fruit article

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>>16055375
She was better looking as human. Also needs bigger tits.

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>>16055375
>That ZR
Penis, it's just a month. Calm down

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>>16055364
You're going to have to work at it pretty hard
The only records of Cheshires purring are from after-sex cuddles with their husband

>>16055371
>Anon's dick was erect for 11 weeks straight
>At one point he was even leaking cum

Don't use stuff that strong unless you have a monster girl to help you with effects

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>>16055375
>To Male Customers

>The heart-shaped “prisoner broaches” that are fastened at the front of the uniform and the hair clip indicate whether a staff member is married or unmarried.

>Those wearing pink-colored ones are girls who may have a husband, or may already have their heart set on someone in particular, and those with green-colored ones are free. You can also take out girls with green-colored broaches, so if there's a girl that strikes your fancy, please feel free to call her out .

>Additionally, we're sorry, but returns aren't allowed no matter what

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>>16055377
>This isn't MGE only.
Except the conversation is about taking MGE's girls and placing them in an original setting but not even paying the minimum amount of respect to the base material.
>Secondly, some of the MGE girls do really suck, like Ropers or Matango.
They all suck, most prefer vaginal penetration though.

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>>16055369
This is why MGE is so heavily flawed.
Hell, I think even KC got sucked up in it, and made the MGE less about monstergirls, and more about pandering waifus as time went on.

It's a sad fate to see happen to monstergirls.

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>>16055377
Matango substantially moreso than ropers. At least as a roper its pretty easy to live a normal life once transformed. Barring future updates or retcons from KC, the most active life one can hope for as a matango is to get transformed from one of them into the far superior mad hatter.

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>>16055384
Legends say that mixing all the substances in MGE can make you beat a lilim

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>>16055371
I'll do it even better by mixing Apophis venom with it.

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>>16055386
>Except the conversation is about taking MGE's girls and placing them in an original setting but not even paying the minimum amount of respect to the base material.
Dude, I can see for you this is a context issue. MGE itself is a straight old school monster manual parody. It's written in the same style, same creatures, whole nine yards. Those old manuals, used the same creatures across vastly different universes, official and otherwise, and encouraged players to do the same.

KC's setup is the exact same way, and he encourages people to make their own universes and stories the same way. The girls are just creatures to populate a universe, a base menagerie to build on. There is no paying respect to the base material. You use it as a jumping off point instead. Otherwise you'd be on KC's ass for not having mindflayers reproduce with brain tadpoles like some kind of brain roper.

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>>16055387
KC's stated point in making the MGE setting was to make a world where a character could easily live a happy life with a monster girl wife (as most settings with monster girls had them as likely to be deadly as friendly) and likewise enjoy incredible sex without getting drained to death.

So the setting was meant to cater to waifus from the start, albeit a great diversity of waifus including ones that are quite fierce. Most indications to the contrary were simply poor early translations rather than what KC was actually writing.

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>>16055391
Injecting this cocktail while having a Basilisk blast me with her gaze!

I hope my body can take it

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>>16055370
The hell I am. Not once have I even mentioned anything about Lantern, so your strawman attempt proves you are just a /pol/ shitter, or at least have the argumental capacity of one.

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tl;dr mad /tg/fag because the thread doesn't pander to monstergirls the way he wants

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>>16055374
Yes. Especially any done by Redrop.

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>>16055401
Anon...
>>16055304

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>>16055368
Do you know what board you're on? I guarantee you from the release of this encyclopaedia people have had waifus. Just now people are being more open about it. That isn't a problem concidering the board we are on . If you don't like it people aren't going to change to fit your view. Go to reddit and whine like a faggot there.

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>>16055402
This.

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>>16055387
>Hell, I think even KC got sucked up in it
He never got sucked into it. He's repeatedly said that was the entire point of making it. It was just never meant for you if you have an issue with that.
>>16055397
He didn't just straight up 1:1 draw a beholder and put it in MGE though, same goes for Kobold. They're designs not found anywhere else for most the part and for the writers to use those exact girls is just lazy compared to what KC has done.
>KC's setup is the exact same way, and he encourages people to make their own universes and stories the same way
Within reason, KC has set rules on what he finds acceptable. He doesn't encourage shit when it comes to the sort of stuff some people write.
>There is no paying respect to the base material
See the above point.

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>>16055404
Not me.

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>>16055387
MGE is great as it is
It's meant to be immerse you in a happy setting where everything is well and you can just enjoy life without a single worry
All the controversial stuff like addictions, mindbreak, etc... Are just there to make sure there is no bad end possible

Maybe we lack a more serious setting where all monster girls don't share the same "perfect waifu" core and are all vastly different in attitude from each other

Let's take Lamia for exemple, would you prefer a very extensive profile about their lifestyle, habitat and relationship to humans over the MGE profile?
What if that hypothetical profile had a very grim part in it? (eg: Them occasionally eating men)

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Too much fighting. Not enough Butt posting.

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>>16055398
If he said that from the start, it is a shame.
His early profiles actually had rapey downsides to them, but now he spends more time talking about perfect wives, how their sex is the best sex, and all that shit, compared to actually talking about the monstergirls and being interesting.
I think because of that, I kind of hate how popular MGE's become. It's a really bad metric for monstergirl stuff in general.

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>>16055316
Am i remembering wrong or is there a "200% smug" edit of one of these?

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Why is it bad that MGE is a happy setting and there are a few waifufags for it here? These seem like the opposite of a problem.

>>16055413
>His early profiles actually had rapey downsides to them
You're imagining things that aren't there now.

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>>16055409
>for the writers to use those exact girls is just lazy compared to what KC has done.
You mean like crabman did with the MGE girls who is even more successful and popular? It's a monster manual. If people want the monstergirl equivalent for a particular monster, that's the place they'll likely start.

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>>16055406
Are you the Anon who keeps telling people to go to reddit when they say something you don't like?
Probably best not to throw stones in glass houses.

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>>16055370
>That would be you, talking about how one of the most popular writers here isn't read by anybody but a tiny minority just because you personally don't like him or read his stuff.
I'm not saying his stuff is only read by a minority but only cared about beyond a quick read by a small minority.

A quick archive search will show he's only been mentioned in these threads enough times to count on one hand since the start of october.

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>>16055412
It's physically impossible to post enough butts.

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>>16055413
Could you explain what you mean by "rapey downsides" in the early profiles? If anything things people could see as downsides (the mental changes people undergo from monster girl sex) have increased over time.

If you mean things like soul eating or lamias killing unfaithful men, those were all inaccurate translations as far as I am aware.

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>>16055422
>You're imagining things that aren't there now.
Not him but for oldfags, those sort of things were a large reason for the popularity of MGE in the first place.

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>>16055425
>counting the times someone is mentioned
By that metric Alp is the most popular writefag.

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>>16055412
I agree.

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>>16055422
>Why is it bad that MGE is a happy setting and there are a few waifufags for it here?
Because it sacrifices interesting substance for it, and KC has it billed as a setting meant for other people to build from, when as a foundation setting, it's deeply and fundamentally flawed and antithetical to story prodcution.

For an example, just look at all the arguments people have in this thread about it.

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>>16055385
Thats actually smart.

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>>16055422
>You're imagining things that aren't there now.
No, I'm talking about stuff which has been retconned to appeal to a different, more lucrative audience now that it's actually picked up steam. And what >>16055431 said.

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>>16055423
I'm not debating it is or isn't a monster manual. Just that KC's up for people using it if they stick to guidelines. That's what I meant for minimum respect for the base material.

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>>16055437
It wasn't retconned. It was mistranslated in the first place by MGU.

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>>16055431
That was true for myself at least.

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>>16055412
Go butts!

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>>16055433
>it's deeply and fundamentally flawed and antithetical to story prodcution
You might as well get some writefag writing MGE in both setting and characters and ask him what issues there are, because you don't really have a leg to stand on with assumptions

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>>16055431
>>16055422
I would say rapy stuff is still a huge part of MGE
But it's less casual rape and more "rape them until they become my husband"

I've always seen MGE as that, and i still do for most girls

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>>16055430
Hey that initial post never debated popularity.
>>16055304
>How many people actually talk about lanterns work when he's not posting something new?
That was what started this and I'd say it holds true based on archive hits.
>>16055433
>he wants substance from a porn setting
Look at this man and laugh.

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>>16055442
Actually, most of the mistranslations were by anons from before MGU even existed and profiles were translated simply by whoever was willing to try.

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>>16055442
Yep. That one translator was fucking things up to suit his own tastes iirc.

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>>16055438
KC only cares about his guidelines for the sort of unofficial apocrypha status he gives all fan work of MGE.

Since nobody here is writing literal MGE fanfiction, except the Deruella dickers, then it really doesn't matter for people making new separate universes. KC's rules are for KC land and KC land only.

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>>16055411
>MGE is great as it is
>It's meant to be immerse you in a happy setting where everything is well and you can just enjoy life without a single worry
>All the controversial stuff like addictions, mindbreak, etc... Are just there to make sure there is no bad end possible
I honestly can't tell if you wrote this with satire in mind, from the flawed perspective of someone mindbroken in the same way someone actually in the MGE world would be.
It's pretty Orwellian.

>Let's take Lamia for exemple, would you prefer a very extensive profile about their lifestyle, habitat and relationship to humans over the MGE profile?
>What if that hypothetical profile had a very grim part in it? (eg: Them occasionally eating men)
Well, yeah, that'd be great. I'd be down for something like that.
Only problem is, if anyone tried to be original and do it now, they'd be labelled as a KC ripoff, even if they did it way better than KC. Especially after the ongoing flustercluck that is Praxis.

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>>16055453
>It's pretty Orwellian.

Doublethink doubleplus good.

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>>16055437
It's wasn't retcon but mistranslation. Like "they eat spirit energy of human man" was "they eat soul of human men"

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>>16055449
Alicesoft does porn with substance.
But KC isn't a team of 40 year old adult game developers who spent like 30 years making their setting.

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>>16055431
>Not him but for oldfags, those sort of things were a large reason for the popularity of MGE in the first place.

Again, what are these "things" people are claiming were there in the "old" profiles? Nobody has named anything specific, beyond people like me asking if it refers to mistranslations like how imps were said to feed on souls.

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>>16055449
That's the whole point, KC isn't presenting it as just a porn setting. He's trying to push it as something more, and creating places, and stories and characters, when none of it works, period.

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>>16055448
It's not even rape at this point. It's just "entice a man with their lovely charm and gently have sex with him until his mind can think of nothing else put the hot, steamy pleasures of his lover's arms."

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>>16055464
>when none of it works
Those are some heavy assumptions you got there bruv

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>>16055463
Stop giving them (you)s. This is an old bait tactic. They never provide any evidence other than "I REMEMBER IT DIFFERENT"

[Anonymous No.]

Hello all you happy people!

I did a thing, I wanted to increase my writing, so for the first time I've done a 4K one shot
http://pastebin.com/tZj4m988

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>>16055464
>and creating places, and stories and characters, when none of it works, period.

"None" of it works? Saphirette says hello, her story and character is pretty well loved as far as I am aware.

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>>16055464
It only doesn't work according to you so far.
People dpn't like your setting and now you have to lash out at KC's? Anon, go back to school and learn some manners.

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>>16055452
>Since nobody here is writing literal MGE fanfiction
The OC lilim stories aren't?

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>>16055424
Nice to know you complain when somebody "doesn't have an argument" but then will go ahead and not have an argument. What's that about stones in glass houses?

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>>16055472
That Lilim is fucking thousand times better looking than Druella, man she must be single because she's shy of her looks compared to her sisters.

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>>16055463
Like a lizardman had to be beaten in combat and you could die if you lost to her. Now even if you suck and can't put up any kind of fight, which is what makes her wet, she'll just train you herself if you beg.

Or how slime queens collected villages of men through strongarm trading that would make a tanuki blush

Or how matangos left you a barely concious braindead husk that just fucked her and woke up for a few seconds when you cum

Those sorts of things.

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>>16055442
I've seen a lot of people put this stuff down to "mistranslations", but after some personal research, I'm really not so sure.
As an example, the MGE Wiki says the thing about the Wonderland Tea turning you into a literal big dog is a mistranslation, and it really just makes you act like a dog. But the actual Japanese from the encyclopedia explicitly refers to transformation into a dog. As in physical transformation.

Hence, I'm going to be skepitcal as fuck whenever anyone says something's down to a "mistranslation", because that might just be their attempts at rewritting history.

Think about the difference between the phantom profile our thread translator has personaly translated, and what the forum guys have translated in a much lower quality fashion.

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>>16055467
Keep telling yourself that anon.

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>>16055475
How a woman like that is still single is beyond me

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>>16055479
Depends on if they're "daughter of a demon lord" as in a princess or "Daughter of the KC trademarked Overlord, all rights reserved"

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>>16055478
>People dpn't like your setting and now you have to lash out at KC's?
What the fuck are you even talking about now?
Do you honestly think the only person who would have a problem with KC's faults is someone who also had made their own setting, or something?

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>>16055475
>geography and caring about the land
>informative
It's like someone took my steelim and Illassa, put them into a blender with a gallon of dark matters, and put the results in an oven to bake at 375 degrees for 2 hours.

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>>16055486
Current profiles, Anon. I was almost going to write about how the Ushi was a welcome exception and return to tradition.

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>>16055464
The whole thing is an excuse for porn and waifus, anything else is just window dressing.
>creating places
For people to visit with their waifu or find a waifu in.
>stories
As an excuse for lewdness or corruption.
>characters
To self insert into the guy fucking them or fap to.

Again, you're proving to be more dense than ichika orimura

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>>16055484
All of which were mistranslations as far as I am aware, and easy mistakes to make too.

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>>16055489
He's the only one butthurt enough about it to complain about it on the internet like some spoiled child expecting his parents to do something about it.

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>>16055475
>character is pretty well loved

She just wants to sit around reading books all day while having emotionless sex with a guy. Liking a dead fish is a very particular kind of fetish. It's sure one I don't have. Always hated the nerdy librarian with hornrim glasses stereotype too.

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>>16055453
>I honestly can't tell if you wrote this with satire in mind
Not at all
I'm a big advocate of just throwing away everything (pride, beliefs, etc...) if it means you can truly be happy and I think MGE has a lot of this

But again, by trying to please everyone MGE has pretty much become a setting where your interpretation of it has as much if not more impact that the actual vision of the author

>Well, yeah, that'd be great. I'd be down for something like that.
I'd actually like it too, though I would never get as invested as I am in MGE because I wouldn't want to fantasize about such a dangerous setting

>they'd be labelled as a KC ripoff
Pretty much, it's going to take a whole team to stop KC from having the monopoly on monster girl settings
Maybe the MGQ guys could try something

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>>16055494
>just enjoy it for what it is brah
Wasn't there a term for this bullshit?

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>>16055486
If I had an Ushi-Oni enter my house, she would need to put foam tips on the end of her legs, so they don't scratch the floor.

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>>16055494
>ichika orimura
Some people say he has been in the DL's palace and returned with his virginity intact. The monstergirl who succesfully husbando'd him will become a legend.

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>>16055475
She has her own story? I don't remember it. Link?

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>>16055507
I am now imagining an Ushi awkwardly chasing after someone while wearing movement impeding boot-things on her legs.

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>>16055485
The difference there is that the wiki's claim the Wonderland Tea is a mistranslation has no actual source as far as I am aware. No translator or word from KC has addressed it, and you'll find no mention of it being a mistranslation on the site that actually had it translated.

It's better to trust the word of Monster Girls Redux than the wiki as the wiki gets pretty much everything from them and sometimes changes things afterward (like how they have refused to change their terminology of demon lord and such despite what KC would prefer).

To be clear, I'm not going to call something a mistranslation unless I have it on good authority that it is, namely from people actually involved in translating.

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>>16055509
But he's a dullahan.

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>>16055472
When are you going to get art of selene?

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>>16055499
And? You asked for examples of what people were talking about. Those are some of them. Mistranslations or not, they were the only source until MGU went belly up and MGR took the torch. So they were the english profiles for years and years. Of course a lot of people who came into the franchise during that time would like that sort of more monstrous version better, whether it's correct or not.

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>>16055514
What

I only watched two seasons of the anime

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>>16055509
I heard that a dark matter tried to absorb him and he ended up absorbing her.

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>>16055475
>Mary Sue born into poverty who somehow made it into an esteemed educational academy at 14 as a scholar in a medieval setting, was scouted by not just the royal family, or the academy, but also "others" whatever that means
>An elementalist who, managed to bond with FOUR elementals, and monsterised with them to bond despite the anti-yuri rules of the setting
>And a perfect girl who just wants to help heal the world and make it so pretty and full of life, who is somehow unmarried despite how licentious we know monstergirls are, and how popular she'd doubtlessly be, because KC wants to preserve the character's purity

If you think Saphirrete is well-written in any capacity, I'd suggest that you start reading books not written by Meyer. Even her name is the most cliche DeviantArt tripe.

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>>16055509
All those great girls and we get him.

I was mad.
I also like China.

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>>16055521
Germany and Britain were objectively superior

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>>16055505
I feel like the expression is a logical fallacy, but I can't remember which one

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>>16055526
My nigga.

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>>16055491
What tradition? Monsters as fierce as ushi oni have always been the exception rather than the rule for MGE. But you want "current" profiles you need only look to red caps or cursed swords. Yes they have calm sides (and even ushis do too), but they are also some of the most aggressive rapists around.

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>>16055517
At one point he gets beheaded due to a fuckup on the animator's part.

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>>16055526
I'd have to tie between France, England and Germany.

China needed more screen time but I still liked her and Japan was awful outside of tits.

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>>16055521
Sis is best you slut.

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>>16055512
>The difference there is that the wiki's claim the Wonderland Tea is a mistranslation has no actual source as far as I am aware. No translator or word from KC has addressed it, and you'll find no mention of it being a mistranslation on the site that actually had it translated.

And yet, the Wiki has gone ahead and edited the article as if it were fact.
If they can do it, any other place could do it to. We're talking about people, with their own tastes and flaws here.
With that in mind, you can probably see why I'm not just going to accept that sort of "mistranslation" thing as fact without going through the source with a kanji dictionary myself.

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>>16055520
Anon pls, that post was clearly satire.

...right?

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>>16055541
I said I like china, not that she's the best.
Chifuyu is god tier though.
Would romance the MG version of her without a doubt.

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>>16055531
I want to try and headpat a Redcap.

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>>16055546
>romance
So mating press impregnation from dusk to dawn without pulling out once?

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>>16055550
Until she is pregnant and sporting a belly filled with seed.

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>>16055460
Comparing MGE to visual novels is retarded. Most VNs with story lines are 30+ hours of story with a few porn scenes thrown in. MGE is a sexualized monster manual that spends 2 pages max on each girl. It was never trying to be deep and as others have said it was always meant to pander to waifu fags. The Monsters life of nothing but leisure and sex was meant as a fantasy for japanese people that are expected by society to work 80+ hour work weeks with no time off.

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>>16055531
>These loli legs

Welp, time to fail no fap november for the 4th time today

I wish those scars weren't painted on, I want to lick them so bad

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>>16055510
Not so much a story. What we know of her comes from comments made in some of the articles in World Guide II.

-She secretly wants to be ravaged by someone under the effects of a raging mushroom
-She's somewhat timid
-She uses a few articles in the Traveler's Guide to solicit a husband for herself and her elementals.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Saphirette_Spherica

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>>16055531
One of the best lolis he's ever done.

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>>16055531
I'm talking about monstergirls, not just the MGE.
The tradition of actually scary, sexually alluring beast-women, back when monstergirls was about reverse rape, and rapey bad ends. The essence of a fearboner.
The MGE has a few token references to it, but people forget what the point of monstergirls has always been because of how KC latched onto the monstergirl trend, and created something with mass appeal (waifus, otakus, weebs, etc, people have had arguments about this stuff before). Now it's so popular and such a large focus in the thread it's distorted people's perceptions of what monstergirls are about, especially newcomers, which is where the disparity beween them and the oldfags comes from.

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>>16055553
It's meant to be a skeleton for your own fantasy and for you to build up from there until it's yiur own little slice of paradise with Anubi in chaps grinding on you or Wurms coiling around you and snugglefucking your lights out.
Why else would the profiles be about generic monstergirls?

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>>16055520
>>Mary Sue born into poverty who somehow made it into an esteemed educational academy at 14 as a scholar in a medieval setting, was scouted by not just the royal family, or the academy, but also "others" whatever that means.

So geniuses aren't allowed in medieval settings?

>>An elementalist who, managed to bond with FOUR elementals, and monsterised with them to bond despite the anti-yuri rules of the setting

You seem misinformed about elementals. Non-monsterized ones especially make pacts/bonds with female elementalists routinely. And no sex is needed to monsterize an elemental, they easily become monsters when exposed to a lot of monster mana.

As for how she monsterized, she fused with a dark matter that attacked her when she visited a mamono realm to get her elementals transformed.

>>And a perfect girl who just wants to help heal the world and make it so pretty and full of life, who is somehow unmarried despite how licentious we know monstergirls are, and how popular she'd doubtlessly be, because KC wants to preserve the character's purity.

I don't know if one can call it purity when she refers to how she uses her energy tentacles on herself. Not to mention her being different enough that she places her own preferences in men (she wants one who wants her to come to her rather than the other way around) is what helps make her interesting, especially since she is a incarnation of lust.

And its pretty well explained that there are just no available men where she lives. I'm pretty sure in-universe her book led to her being swamped with marriage requests.

Is she a masterfully written character? No. Is she much more likable than Wilmarina? I'd say yes.

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>>16055531
>no fat-bottomed Red Cap to sit on your face while blowing you
I'm sad.

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>>16054061
It's impossible unless you're already an experienced writer that has a planed story.

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>>16055562
Things evolve and change.
Sunrise, sunset.

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>>16055562
Voreshit and "raped to death" ends from MGQ were always shit.

I'm sorry. MGE is the most popular Monster Girl source for a reason. Same with EMG to a lesser extent.

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>>16055566
>Bullying Wilmarina

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>>16055566
>Is she much more likable than Wilmarina
>Setting the bar that low
I'm afraid I cannot award you any points on easy mode.

[Anonymous No.]

https://picarto.tv/kanachiro
Lots of Mofu going on in here today.
People should make more requests of this one.

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>>16055574
Mofu Youmu pls get gangbang raped by a mirrored man on raging mushrooms.

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>>16055572
She's shit, and the whole cutting bullets thing just means she's an idiot who gets shot twice just because she is fast enough to cut a bullet but not smart enough to FUCKING EVADE IT WITH THAT FUCKING SPEED.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Cursed Swords are weak to headpats and cuddles

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>>16055579
Shitpost elsewhere.

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>>16055579
What if she cuts you while you're touching her?

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>>16055579
KC's cursed sword will really ruin the expectations of anyone reading my shit and the talking weapons in it, but it's already rock bottom.
At least Automaton game me an idea.

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>>16055577
>bullets

Now wait just a minute, I haven't read her story, are you telling me there are firearms in-universe?

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>>16055579
I would make any sacrifice to save my kingdom!

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>>16055562
>back when monstergirls was about reverse rape, and rapey bad ends. The essence of a fearboner.

I've been a monster girl fan since back before KC started, and the idea of romancing them has always been what I've preferred. I only would go for "bad end" scenarios when nothing else was available.

Really I don't see how anyone can say that "fear boners" were the "point" of the monster girl fetish as a whole at any time. Reverse rape and seduction sure, but bad ends? That's especially true if one includes cat girls and such as monster girls.

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>>16055579
She has open wounds on her body. So what if I pour lemon juice in them?

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>>16055579
Cursed swords have a fetish for sweaty hands

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>>16055590
>and the idea of romancing them has always been what I've preferred
>Really I don't see how anyone can say that "fear boners" were the "point" of the monster girl fetish as a whole at any time. Reverse rape and seduction sure, but bad ends?
You answered your own question. Put simply, you don't get the appeal.

>That's especially true if one includes cat girls and such as monster girls.
They aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

So why do Anubi have a "! !" warning sign on their tummies? Is it to warn any anon attempting to lick that tummy? Does it taste like chocolate? Does she not want people to taste the belly?

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>>16055472
Do a story with that olivia you mentioned.

Is she like a gaurd or what?

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>>16055543
That tea part was changed because if I remember when that bit was first translated people bitched about turning men into animals and it could confuse people that there are monster boys, so I think they changed it.

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>>16055591
That red stuff isn't blood anon, its just the color her mana takes on. So she doesn't have open wounds, the sword is fused with her flesh.

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>>16055521
>>16055526
>>16055535
>all of these posts
>no one realizes that he should have went the onee-san route
What kind of monster girl would she be anyway, a white skinned Anubis?

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>>16055579
>Anon marries a Cursed Sword and a Redcap
>The Cursed Sword wants to stay in bed with him all day and cuddle
>The Redcap wants sex until satisfied
>Whenever he fails at pleasing one of them he gets raped into submission
>Whenever he fails at pleasing both of them his house becomes a massacre scene and his screams can be heard throughout the city

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>>16055599
I remember that article. At first glance, it seemed like it promoted beastiality.

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>>16055599
Exactly, they changed it because people bitched. Because of opinion, not fact.
Precisely why you shouldn't believe it when people say something was "mistranslated".

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>>16055579
That's what makes them so cute.

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>>16055599
Source? I know on MGR the line was met with confusion, but I don't think they ever actually asked KC to clarify it.

If nothing else we should get an answer in the likely section on Wonderland in MGE volume 2.

[Anonymous No.]

The Christmas Season is coming up soon. Are you ready to get festive?

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>>16055602
No.
She'd be a horrendously overpowered dragon.

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>>16055598
yeah pretty much. I thought a wurm would be a good protector for a lilims mansion

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>>16055610
I wouldn't mind having that Jabberwock for Christmas.

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>>16055606
This is now bringing back memories of that whole Miia tentacle fiasco.

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>>16055586
We talked about robots many times before KC pushed his automaton, and we'll (hopefully, but this is /mgt/ we're talking about) continue to talk about robots outside the scope of the MGE automaton too.
Likewise, we can still talk about weapon spirits without bringing up Cursed Swords, though some people don't seem to get that concept.

It's kind of why I never want KC to write a phoenix article. The thread's come up with so many good phoenix ideas, but they'll be thrown into the shade if he ever brings out his own, because of the disproportionate amount of focus and praise people heap on him.
KC ruins monstergirl potential in his own way, like that.

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>>16055606
Or rather it is why one should check the source of the translation. You'll find it still says "dogs" in a literal manner on MGR and they never condoned what the wiki did.

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>>16055599
Oh yeah I vaguely remember something like. It said something like "men will turn into beasts and fuck the shit out of mgs" but it was unclear is it literal beasts or just turbo horny

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>>16055587
KC said something about her being fast enough to slice bullets.
It says a lot about her intelligence if she thinks cutting a bullet will magically stop it or send it flying elsewear without a Very wise blade with the proper grind.
She's better off dodging, or for 300% more badass, grabbing it mid-flight.

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>>16055615
Purityfags will be purityfags, I guess. It's like they don't know that dildos can easily tear hymens, or something.

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>>16055602
I didn't include nee-san because I thought we were talking about the group of girls.

Nee-san is of course the best one.

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>>16055602
Dragon or Anubis.

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>>16055611
>dragon nee-san
Now that fits her way too well. I might need to get this commissioned when I can afford it.

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>>16055599
I do vaguely recall one of our members changing that line because of personal distaste and that's clearly wrong. It was probably never fixed because that's one of hundreds of instances where personal interpretation is injected into an article and it's too far gone to fix at this point.

Now that we've had a chance to burn it all down and start over, I'm making it a strong point that everything on the new wiki is to be vigorously sourced and cited, similar in standard to actual Wikipedia.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a down-on-her-luck Pharaoh's only servant.

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>>16055621
What bullets? MGE has guns?

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>>16055632
Caster guns, probably

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>>16055627
Would be good.
Would certainly love to come home to her lazing on the couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055632
The automaton has an arm cannon

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>>16055560
I want to see KC art of young versions of existing girls
>official loli wight or lich

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>>16055637
The one from Outlaw Star comes to mind.

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>>16055628
Awesome to hear, figured it was just an oversight on the part of the wiki.

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>>16055616
Well, I technically had the magitek robo girl idea before Automaton, but Auto did make me decide on it in the end.
I wanted to do weapon spirits in my setting. They are basically weapons that gain a soul and sentience after either years of magic exposure, being around long enough, or through certain forging processes. Though their overall "character" can be male or female, exposing them to enough dark magic results in them becoming female regardless.
Weapons that also gain a soyl also have some sort of special attribute: ranging from being unstoppable and unyielding before force, to being the Doppelganger of blades.

I will stick to my Phoenix idea, dammit.
I want to write about a glorious fight, her dying against the party, and coming back as a tiny and fiery chick to harass the party.

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>>16055616
I remember that one brainstorm session I had with a fellow Anon about how Pheonix's rebirth should work
I don't think KC can top that

>KC ruins monstergirl potential in his own way, like that.
Ehh, not really, you just have to make it clear the girl you're referring to is not based on the MGE profile and that's awkwardly hard to do
Putting a disclaimer in your story for this seems stupid
Saying it as your post your story is pretty much meaningless
Repeating it will just cause people to call you an attention whore
Etc...

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>>16052831
I'd comment on this but I'm certain at least one person would tell me to "Fuck off".

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>>16055632
KC is reluctant to specify much regarding that, but we know they do have gunpowder as seen in a question he answered here:

>Q8. What is technological level in MGE like? Is there steam power, gunpowder other things?

>A: It is very difficult question to answer. I want to leave it to your imagination as long as possible, so I will not make it clear, but steam power and gunpowder are already exist, and research makes progress. However, magic-related technologies which don't exist in our world have made more progress, and reseaches of "Magitek machines" (contraption combined with magic) are also ongoing.

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>>16055655
How did it go? I was picturing mine dying afte so many years, bursting into flames, and having a small chicj version of her pop out from the ashes complete with her memories and personality intact.

[Anonymous No.]

I love hellpups

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/NLHdPuR5

Koyoi's story won the poll 4 to 1, so here's more of the translation. I'll post another update about this long (2-3,000 words) every Wednesday until it's done. When it's done I'll make another poll, with the loser of this poll and one or two new stories.

Be aware that Koyoi speaks with an accent. This is not currently reflected in the English text because all my attempts when drafting it so far have been cringeworthy.

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>>16055670
What kinda accent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055677
Probably some sort of proper one, or one where she goes '~' all the time.

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>>16055655
>Ehh, not really, you just have to make it clear the girl you're referring to is not based on the MGE profile and that's awkwardly hard to do
>Putting a disclaimer in your story for this seems stupid
>Saying it as your post your story is pretty much meaningless
>Repeating it will just cause people to call you an attention whore

Which is what I mean by "ruin". It's too harsh a word, though, and I just thought of a better one: Stifling. When he comes up with a new profile for a certain concept, it stifles original creations and interperations of that concept.

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>>16055678
>Thinking "~" is anything but a lengthening tool for syllables
That'd be kansai as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055670
Nice


>>16055677
Old jap most likely since she is from old jap family of monster hunters

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055664
>fast-forward from loli to GMILF and then rebirth
Very nice. Once a year?

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>>16055664
We had so many ideas I forgot most of them
The ones that stuck are:

>She ages much faster than you and you experience all her stages of life over and over again, she slowly gains back her memory as she ages
>You both age normally and both rebirth, some kind of fate links you and no matter what happens in your many lives you'll always end up together and when you do all your memories of your previous lives come back

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>>16055686
>Old Jap
I don't know what Old Jap is like so give me an accent similar. Like a posh British accent? A southerner accent?

[Anonymous No.]

MGC Karoake is coming up.

Can your favorite MG ever compete with the mythical legends from previous nights that hold commemorative pictures of their triumphs on the walls for all time?

Like the Cockatrice who used a wireless mic attached to her while singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I whom turned her pheromones on mid performance and fled the building as a multitude of anons gave chase? She finished the whole song before getting caught and the manager had to turn off the speakers because it had become TOO lewd to listen to?

Or perhaps the Nightmare who's fog machines were laced with anaesthetics putting the entire bar to sleep so she could perfectly recreate the scenes and songs from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGrKfQ9Ss7w and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhLh4pw44uw , afterward she could have "gotten pole" from any man that night and did.. Her friend Autamaton even helped with the whole thing and got in the picture too!

How can your favorite girl possibly compete!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055691
Old Japanese would be her using archaic words like "[You]-dono" to represent her fealty and deference to you since that was typically a term a Samurai or commoner would use for the Daimyo or Shogun.

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>>16055670
You're really a godsend, thank you so much

Good luck with keeping up to that schedule, don't overwork yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055687
More like every 1-400 years, though she still looks young after a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055689
The latter sounds like the premise to a romantic adventure.

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>>16055689
You forgot the one that actually makes sense in terms of a person being able to waifu one. When she dies, she is reborn and you raise her as your daughteru. Otherwise, they just exist married in perpetuity, and the man married to her married her way back when your ancestors were still painting mammoths in caves.

Then again
>Phoenix with Vandal Savage husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055691
Have you never watched anime with ancient 1000 old lolis? I think shinobu have old jap accent adding something like "jya" to sentences or "washi"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055714
>Being Vandal Savage husband
>Teaching animals how to act as your butlers
>TFW you in a roundabout way lead to the creation of Kikimoras

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>>16055689
Yeah, the first idea was that she'd have a lifespan of around 20 years, and rapidly age in that way. After 1 year of life, she'd look like a 4 or 5 year old, and after 2, anywhere between 8 or 10, with the appropriate level of intelligence.
So you could find her hatching from an egg as an 8 year old boy, and in 2 years time, be perfect childhood friends of the same age. In another 2 years, you'd be 12, she'd look like she's coming out of her teenage years at 18 to 20. By the time you're 20, she'd be an older woman of 50 or even 60, tall, starting to gain smile lines around her eyes, or becoming a little more frail. You'd watch your childhood friend die at 28 years old, with her looking like a 90 year old woman.

And in one year's time, she'd look like a 4 year old, and you'd be celebrating her first birthday with her. Again. Sort of.

The dynamic of it would be the most interesting, surreal thing in the world.

I wish I screencapped the entire set of discussions back when it happened. Do you remember roughly what month they took place?

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>>16055579
Yeah well, you better get ready to weave a story from north america, because you're the spider now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055714
I personally thought of something like phoenix having a short lifespan of 30-40 years. When she gets a husband he shares the same lifespan, on the last day they fuck so hard they both turn into ash and get resurrected as 10~ yo kids on the next day. Rinse and repeat

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>>16055726
>Do you remember roughly what month they took place?
My notion of time is all kinds of messed up

If I had to guess I'd say around March/April

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055729
I'd prefer the two living longer than a mere 40 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055727
Frightening.

[Anonymous No.]

Haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055747
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055747
Must be a centaur fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055727
My eternal sanity for eight arms to hold her with doesn't sound like a bad deal, honestly. I guess I could knit her web clothes, too.
And pretend I'm Spider-Man to hide the fact that I'm living a life as an unsightly and unnatural abomination of the physical world.

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>>16055747
heh

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>>16055753
>knit
Anon she's THE knitting champion.
Your works are like Shinji to her Gilgamesh.

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>>16055757
Give me a break, Anon. In this scenario I've been turned into a fucking eldritch spider abomination whose head acts as a chair for the atlach's admitedly sweet ass.
And anyway, it's the thought that counts. I could be undoing the barrier between worlds, terrifying arctic explorers out of their wits, or capturing reindeer in web traps to snack on later.
Instead, I thought I'd make her a sweater, out of the kindness of my heart.

Sure, an atlach could do better, and mine would probably be so long that it fell to cover her knees, but I'd try my best, damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055727
>Profile in 2017
I was that close to becoming a bigamous bastard because of this eldritch loli

Unless her profile is utter shit she's definitely becoming my N°2

>>16055753
>>16055768
I doubt you'd be able to do much in this state, I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out that she has near complete control over you

Also, a lot of things indicates that the transformations of chaos' husbands are solely for sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055768
Do you even become the spider with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055747
Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055768
Seems like you would be a pretty good spider throne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055694
>How can your favorite girl possibly compete!

>Lich
>sings every song in a monotone voice
She'll win because I find that to be cute as all hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055775
>Unless her profile is utter shit
It already is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055751
Don't lump us together with those turbo degenerates.

Some might even say they aren't your normal everyday basic degenerates, but advanced degenerates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055785
Cute funny kuudere Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055775
Probably, but I'd like it if there was some agency. Maybe after the weird sex (how would that even work? Can she have sex by sitting on the spider throne, or would more conventional spider-accessible positions be involved?) and she's fallen asleep from exhaustion, you can spend a little while as a free spider. Being a web designer, learning to scuttle on a professional level, reenacting that manga about the girl who turns into a spider, and so on.

>>16055777
I dunno. I just make it up as I go along.

>>16055784
I guess being a throne is a transferable skill. I'd enjoy being an anubis' dickthrone, after all. Don't know about being a spider throne for an anubis, though. That's a new frontier entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055785
Is her mic hooked up to a kuu Automaton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055801
Anubis/Atlantis Nacho? Sounds kinky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055801
>Anubis

Excellent taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055807
>Lich Idol with Automaton backup singers
>She made them herself and will stop for repair in the middle of the show if something goes wrong

[Anonymous No.]

I fear I've become enamored with a monstrosity; the local spinster and seamstress. She looks as if her lower half has been swallowed by some unnatural spider abomination but, perhaps more shockingly, they are as much her legs as mine are my own.

But her face is beauteous and her manner befitting of an honest, Godly woman.

I sit in fear. I am in fear that my disgust and righteous hatred for this aberration of nature could be overwhelmed by my love. If I should give in and attempt to win her favor then, perhaps, that hatred and disgust would be replaced by yet more love. Love for a monster. I fear that my fear will melt away if she charms me yet more. I'm afraid of not being afraid of her.

wat do

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>>16055795
Well, they came up with the idea for soft hooves, and applying the same principle of the universal jamming gripper to give those soft hooves gripping capabilities, which is neat.

But on the other hand, one of them also came up with the idea of taking a drinking glass, cutting several marshmallows into halves, and sticking the cut side onto the inside face of the glass to simulate a pony vagoo.

Being in that fandom was a wild ride, while it lasted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055826
Tell her your favorite Spongebob quotes

Trust me it works with all the ladies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055826

Dragon's Crown is a cool game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055819
A star in the making.
Just needs a rival group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055826
Hug her in front of that comfy fire. Her fuzz is like mofu anon. No need to worry. You'll grow used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055835
The backups are zombies and the idol is ____

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how she sucks your blood. Moe fangs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055840
Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055843
ASS SPIKES

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055844
White boys can't jump!

I mean uhh, Living Boys can't sing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055843
Spike/proboscis on the tip of her tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055835
Gremlin with genki Automatons

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055843
Look at those hips!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055811
More domineering and confident than ever. Otherworldly runes painted in shifting, shimmering swirls on her dark body. Six - count them - six fluffy arms to hold you with.
Fangs sharp and envenomed enough to make an apophis jealous.
And beautiful, long lustrous hair like a sky devoid of all light and starts, in a perfect hime cut.

I guess she turns you into a fluffy wolf spider abomination too, with lots of fuzz like a tarantula. I don't think wolf spiders are known for the webs, but they have a mild irritant bite, so I suppose if you bit her like that, it'd make her all hot and bothered, and unbearably oversensitive. Plus, extra-fluffy cuddles.

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>>16055768
>Make sweater for Atlach-Nacha after she dismounts from you, you figured it'd be easier to knit for her as a spoidah
>Fucking hell are claws inconvenient for knitting when you were what she called a 'huu-mahn', well you still are, technically
>She puts it on, not knowing what a sweater is
>The sleeves are too long and it goes all the way to the floor, making her look like she's wearing a Snuggie
>Flops her sleeves a couple of times, looks at you, her eyes narrowing in anger, puffing her cheeks
>Throws a piece of fabric at you as you shift back into human form, a sort of 'sleep mode' for the lewd
>It's a scarf with indecipherable words and letters on it, with a vaguely heart shaped symbol at the end to serve as a period

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055851
Kuu vs Genki? It's Im@s 2 all over again with Ryugu Komachi.
Only with cute undead and robots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055852
Yep. She is one of the easiest MGs to have a big family with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055858
We are going well beyond what the mind can comprehend here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055863
We haven't even scratched the surface.

If she has six arms, and you as a spider has eight legs, guess what you can do together?

Interlocking limb hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055861
Shame about being a Mosquito.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055847
I'll show you and the world.

[Anonymous No.]

I was reading comments on a normie site about MGE and I came across this

>I haven't really seen that in his writing. Then again after reading one (canonised) story featuring human women in the MGE verse, I avoid them like the plague. The way it described monsterisation was revolting. When I got to the part where the author gleefully describes the girl's loss of intellectual and emotional capabilities I got nauseous.

Anyone know what story he's talking about? I can't recall any IQ reduction in the MGE short stories.

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>>16055885
Normies. Not even once.

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>>16055795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9zxXN1rx0

I finally found out who the woman I was dreaming about a few days ago was, in my mind.

Fucking grape horses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055885
I'm loving how mad it's making some people outside the fan base, it makes it all the more satisfying that it's selling really well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055885
>Anita Sarkeesian may or may not get wind of MGE
>MFW the holocaust of her feminist fury to follow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055893
Remember to keep your waifu safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055893
>Your waifu could be their public enemy #1

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055893
>Implying Anita Sarkeesian didn't already drag her name through the mud by stealing all that Kickstarter money
>Implying her credibility wouldn't drop even more if people saw her rambling about a porn setting

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>>16055885
Probably the monsterisation bit in fallen maidens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055893
>mfw she used to work for the proverbial fat, faceless old man
>mfw she used to organize sex parties for him and his friends where they'd drug women and then all take turns
>mfw now she pretends to be a feminist for shekels
Shit like this would never be allowed to happen if monster girls were real.

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>>16055893
>there will be a time where you can cheshire.jpg a sjw and they will get the reference
What a time to be alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055885
Not sure. Lots of humans could actually get smarter from becoming monsters because there are alot of species described as having higher than average human intelligence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055885
I think he's talking about how turning into a monster makes women sluttier , which I guess could be thought of her being dumbed down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055893
To be fair, it'll never get past the internet stage, so nobody will really care. The worst case is we get a Law and Order episode about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055885
Hard to tell, the way monsterisation happens in MGE, that could be just about any girl into any monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055913
>Law and Order episode
MAKE IT HAPPEN

I want to level up in a Monster Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055913
And if it does happen, they'll get it so wrong that it doesn't even resemble the source material.
WHY WOULD YOU CHASE HIM IN THE GAME INSTEAD OF TRACING HIS IP ADDRESS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055907
>>mfw she used to work for the proverbial fat, faceless old man
>>mfw she used to organize sex parties for him and his friends where they'd drug women and then all take turns
Haha, what?
Please, I need to know what this is about.

>>16055913
I want a Law and Order episode with an anubis in it. Even if it's one where they rag on monstergirls. I want to see someone make a judge-based joke using the anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055919
>Law and Order
>Order

heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055925
That would require them to know something more than fucking nothing about the source material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055932
If we push hard enough it could happen. We need to make anubi the new face of monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055939
>We need to make anubi the new face of monstergirls

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055932
>Law and Order makes an episode about monster girls
>Makes the Anubis spew out memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055893
What would we do?

>>16055896
This. Protect your waifu to your last breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055948
>What would we do?
Nothing. All Sarkeesian can do is blow hot air and then run away with Kickstarter funds without delivering what she promised.
Her words have about as much weight as a fart in the middle of a whirlwind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055948
Same as usual. Throw the feminists """""""opinions"""""""" into the trash and keep enjoying the stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055944
Yes. It's all been leading up to this. With this monstergirl memefest episode of Law and Order, the branch holding the cradle of reality will crack, and millions of anubi will spill forth from the Breach, hopefully directly into my home.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be kabedonned by a wolfu. I want to be forced to smell her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055974
>Smelling Wolfus
I wonder who's behind this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055913
I would like to see that if only to see how bad it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055974
I want to kabedon a bigger monster than me while I'm all sweaty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055925
Bart Baggett and Alex Mandossian, conmen and pickup artists. She used to work with/for each of them and her job was both promoter and coercer. She'd talk women into going somewhere private with one or both of them men, where the woman would then be pressured into sex or drugged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055974
But once you get a whiff of her, it'll all be over for your dick.
Wolfgirl scents and pheromones are literally designed to render a male incapable of rational thought, to flood their mind with bestial lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055948
> What would we do?
Nothing? Give them a week to make a fuss and talk themselves into a corner and they'll move on to the next hot topic of the week. Anita is more or less a leper outside of a very few select circles and I'm sure the only people with the credibility to make a fuss anymore have bigger shit to worry about with the impending elections.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055996
What if a man wears a mask? Protecting himself from a wolfus unspeakably addictive scent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054061
Now that my mid terms are over, I'll give it a shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054618
>coloured version
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054061
Day two and I've already got enough words that I could could take a day or two off, just as insurance. I've had this story stewing for a while, so it's nice to finally get it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056001
The wolfu rips of the mask. If she can't then just looking at those glistening sweaty abs is enough to make a man feel slutty.

The best way to resist a wolfy is to not meet her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056001
Then she'll use plans A, B, C and D.
A is her ass. B is her breasts. C is her thigh-delivered chokehold, and D is her DRIPPING WOLF PUSSY

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056011
>>16056012
Thanks anons. Now I have to hide my boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055025
I've seen the story referenced a few times, but I've not actually read it. I can't find any links.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056017
Just imagine a wolfu hiding it for you with her paws or tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056012
>A Hellhound delinquent will never wear down my resistance by doing that to me.
Damn it why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056029
>hiding

Why would she help me do that? Is it because wolfus are genuinely nice girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055727
I just wanted to be loved, not turn into a hentai monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056035
Both can be possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056034
It's because she is also hiding the pawjob you are getting.

[Anonymous No.]

This world could benefit from a pear shaped Cheshire loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056062
It could do without.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056062
This world would benefit from chesires in general.

[Anonymous No.]

What do I do with my desert waifu in the winter? Should I wrap us both in blankets and cuddle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056062
>No overly affectionate pear shaped Cheshire childhood friend.
God fucking damn it, do you know how much less depressed I'd be if I'd had that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056040
A seat for maidens,
The crawling obscenity
yearns for his old mind.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fight a pack of Wolfus using Escrima.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056079
You hug until you can't hug no more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056079
Lots of pillow forts, cuddles, and hot drinks.

be prepared to spend a fortune on heating, too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056062
>a loli cheshire will never appear out of thin air, hang onto your back and whisper "onii-san" into your ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056098
http://imgur.com/a/Xmsun

Fuck that noise, i'm going to learn martial arts from the true master

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056124
>Not learning from Dan
What are you, some kind of nerd that wants the easy way out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056017
Let's play the alphabet game with wolfgirls.
A is for Abs, built like a washboard, perfectly toned and defined
B is for Beautiful, when she stands under the clear silver moonlight
C is for Choice Canine Cunt
D is for Dripping from between her legs and watching the snow sizzle and melt where her sexual fluids fall
E is for Estrus, where you'll learn the meaning of the words "hot animalistic sex"
F is for Fuck, look at how fucking Fluffy her hair is. Goddamn it looks like she hasn't had it cut her whole life, but you just want to bury your face and hands into it
G is for God won't save you when she's chasing you across a mountain range with your cock in her sights
H is for Hump the shit out of her, come on do it you fucking faggot, she's on her knees and she's got her ass raised into the air like a beacon to draw your dick in, just fucking doggystyle the fucking daylights out of her
I is for Intense gaze, delivered with piercing amber eyes, so beautifully inhuman and wildly intelligent
J is for Juicy wolfgirls tits, because she's going to need them to be absolutely leaking with milk to feed all the children you're going to give her
K is for Killer thighs. Seriously, those things are made out of muscle like steel springs, lithe and powerful enough it'd just take one squeeze of them for her to milk you of everything you're worth
L is for Lickable, because after every foray into the wild, there's nothing you want to do more to her than drive your tongue over every bare inch of her slick, shiny skin until you've filled yourself on her sweetly salty sweat
M is for MATING SEX WITH THE WOLFGIRLS IN HEAT
N is for No, she's not going to let you leave her cave? Why would you want to? She hunted and brought back an entire deer for you. Didn't even know it was being hunted until she had her fangs in its neck, so the meat's especially easy to chew, and she even did her best to cook it for you. Don't resist while she Nuzzles you
O is for Oh man, I just really like wolfgirls, Okay?
P is for Pheremones, that'll fill your lungs with warmth, your heart with hunger, and your head with promises of acts to come
Q is for Quaint, because she might live in a cave away from civilisation, but she's done a nice job decorating it with pelts, a firepit, and clawmade furniture
R is for Rump. Take it in your hands, pound it from behind, stick your face between those cheeks and go to heaven
S is for Sinuous, Supple, Sensual and Sexy, with a body toned by the harsh extremes of nature, molded into that of a perfect, apex wolfgirl
T is for Tight wolfgirl pussy, with perfect muscular control, blissfully hot like the steaming waters of a hot spring in the midst of a winter landscape
U is for Under the furs, where the fun really happens, the musky smell of animal hide mixing with her fresh scent
V is for Vulva, of the puffiest degree
W is for Wet, wherever it's from skinnydipping with her in a lake, seeing her drenched in sweat after a long hunt, or sliding your hands between her legs and discovering copious amounts of her fluids coating your fingers
X is for Xtreme, because wolfgirls don't do things in half measures
Y is for if wolfgirls aren't your favourite, Y the fuck not?
Z is for Zone. As in the Bone Zone. You'll be entering it with her soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056127
If I wanted to learn from a guy who's a loser I'd learn from Sean, the shoto everybody is glad is forgotten. How his sister is a bombastic half-Japanese latina and he's a nigger is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056127
>Training with the guy who got kicked out of Gouken's school for sucking.
>Whose only significant win was handed to him out of pity.
Saikyo Ryu = Worst School.

[Anonymous No.]

So did Hyphen do any of those requests he took? I've been distracted by video games for the past few days.

[Anonymous No.]

Its always interesting to come back to the thread after an hour or two away from the thread and come back to people talking like monster girls are serious business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056132
>D is for Dripping from between her legs and watching the snow sizzle and melt where her sexual fluids fall

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056132
Impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056135
Laura is pretty much what I imagine Kakuens to be like. Energetic, Acrobatic, friendly, and 100% ready to fight at the drop of a hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056132
>D is for Dripping from between her legs and watching the snow sizzle and melt where her sexual fluids fall
>E is for Estrus, where you'll learn the meaning of the words "hot animalistic sex"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056152
>>16056167
Glad you liked it.
These pictures are both weird in their own ways.

>>16056157
This one is perfect, though. The green eyes doubly so.
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056132
Anon, I think you have a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16052620
>have to beat vampire waifu

BEHOLD MY SILVER CROSS AND GARLIC BREAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056186
Very true. My problem is not enough wolfgirl.

The solution is more wolfgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056191
You might have a wolferdose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056191
I didn't know I needed a wolfu this much. But know I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056191
You need to stop fantasizing about wolfus, it's not good for your mental health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056188
>Garlic bread

That could work. She'll get so aroused so she forgets about the fight and go straight to having sex while biting your neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056159
God I would love to see a Kakuen in Laura's outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056195
Now*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056199
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056194
>>16056199
I am 95% wolfaboo. My body and mind can take it.

>>16056195
Everyone needs one, it just takes some people a little longer to figure out than others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056199
Doctors agree that a wolfu a day keeps bad thoughts away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056210
Maybe, if wolfus were real that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056209
Do Anubis count as wolfus? I mean, they try to avoid their wolf instincts and desires. But I really want to bully a Anubis for just a day by messing up her schedule/plans and causing her to go back to her wolfu instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055694
Arcee a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056216
Don't worry. Scientists are also predicting 2017. So hopefully doctors predictions about wolfus are correct in practise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056209
I used to love wolfus all day everyday, but now I am cured and only Hellhounds can make me have slutty thoughts.

People can recover from wolfu addictions and I'm proof of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056226
Religious experts and scientists are working together for the first time in history to open a portal. They all have a common goal. Monster. Ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055579
That's cool and all, but she's covered in jagged edges, and that's sort of anti-cuddly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055250
That's some good advice. Thanks anon!
I'll make sure to pastebin it at some point for shit and giggles and or those who want to read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056219
Yes. Anubi are actually my top-dog, number wan monstergirl, but she's a type of wolfu, so I can still gush about them and write alphabet lists about wolfgirls and have it apply to them.

>>16056227
Anon, a hellhound is just a type of wolfgirl. A bigger, stronger, more fiery kind, but still a wolfgirl.
You never got over your addiction. It evolved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056219
Last thread there were some anons messing with an Anubis's schedule. I think they rewrote "going to work" with more cuddling or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056209
I'm already addicted to foxes, nothing you say can sway me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056240
No it did not. I used to be a slut for all kinds of wolfs, even the little ones, but now only a Hellhound can affect me and it needs to be under certain circumstances.

I became imune to wolfus and now the only thing I would do with them is being a good friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056241
7:00 - Wake up
7̶:̶0̶5̶ ̶-̶ ̶W̶a̶s̶h̶,̶ ̶b̶r̶u̶s̶h̶ ̶t̶a̶i̶l̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶d̶r̶e̶s̶s̶
7:05 - Wash, brush tail, and put on the enchanted negligee husband got you for Christmas
7:35 - Breakfast
7̶:̶5̶0̶ ̶-̶ ̶L̶e̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶
7:50 - Go back to bed and cuddle husband
8̶:̶3̶0̶ ̶-̶ ̶A̶r̶r̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶,̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶p̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶
8:30 - Heavy petting and nuzzling with husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056249
That's the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055747
>Expected a manga
>ENCYCLOPEDIA
Why. Why are people so fucking stupid?

Also, made by the same company? Do people just not understand what a publisher is?

Human stupidity really is just mind-boggling. This is why we need MGs to rape us all into submission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056247
Foxes are just small wolfus.

>>16056248
It evolved into a specialised form of addiction. A hellhound is still a kind of wolfgirl, so even if you don't love all wolfgirls, if you love hellhounds, you still love wolfgirls.

Once you go canine, for no other monstergirl will you pine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056247
Foxes are nice as well. They look specifically good in stockings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056249
The perfect schedule for the perfect girl. But what exactly is the negligee enchanted with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056254
But I don't love her, I just love the extra spicy rape she provides. If another monster can rape me harder I'll just ignore the firedog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056262
That's for you to imagine. However benign or licentiously lewd it may be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056263
Ah, I see. But what could possibly rape harder than a helldog girl who even the gods can't tame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056270
A Hellhound that ate raging mushrooms?

One anon said it's like Asura's Wrath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056251

I wonder if they would be disturbed by the notion of us wiping ourselves out through war or some such and would take over, saying that it'd be for our own good or something to that effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056270
I'm still waiting for that answer too.

All I need to do is stay away from Hellhounds and I'm good. No slutty past, only cuddly present and future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056270
Hellhounds are insidious because after the first few times you start getting addicted to the feeling.
Their heat, their ferocity, their tightness and muscle control.
After a while it stops being rape because you purposefully seek them out to let them ride you.
That's around the point where they start showering you with kisses and leglocking you to help you thrust into them faster.
Impregnation isn't far behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>half the anons want a titty tall onee sama vampire
>other half want smug flat loli vampires

cant we have slim with average perky chest onee sama vampire about your height?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056288
No, you know what? Fuck Hellhounds, I won't be tamed by them either.

I don't care how sweet they smell or how delicious their sweat tastes. I'm over it, I won't be a slut to my past anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056293
Don't make me do the alphabet game for hellhounds too, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056293
once you go black you can never go back

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>>16056291
Anon, that's not onee-sama territory.
That's childhood friend territory.

>>16056293
Are you sure anon? Are you really sure? Because something tells me that deep down you want nothing more than for a Hellhound to pin you to her bed, shove your face between her heaving breasts, and make you breathe in her scent until you're mindlessly thrusting your hips up in an attempt to get into her tight warm pussy.
Something she'll happily oblige as she rapes you until your balls are dry.

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>>16056299
if you won't do it for him, do it for me, anon!
I'm a huge slut for hellhounds

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>>16056300
Nope, I don't care.

>>16056299
Do it. If I lose I'll surrender myself to Hellhounds.

>>16056304
Yes, I'm sure Hellhounds won't do it for me.

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>>16056306
Are those boys free range or one of those factory farm types?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056308
more for me then

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>>16056279
>Hellhound eating an entire bushel of Raging Mushrooms
>Growing two extra pairs of arms
>MFW she's so fucking angry that even the DL and CG won't go near her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056308
I'm with this anon. Hellhounds do nothing for me, and in fact I would consider them entirely overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056312
Picked off the streets of MGC, washed up and given plenty of stimulants to encourage penis growth.
Some of them are given permanent shota potions to appeal to a certain clientele.

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>>16056304
Serious question, do any of you actually have childhood friends? I never had a friendship last more than four years so the fantasy of a friend being with you for that long, let alone would be interest in a romantic relationship is perplexing to me.

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>>16054061
Its going surprisingly well. 3.3k words in and I'm still setting up the adventure. It might actually work.

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>>16055568
This, though you don't really need experience. You can only pump out that kind of writing if you already have a story planned. Which makes the whole event a bit stupid because if you alredy have something planned you're probably already writing it and don't want to botch it on some stupid words per day quota.

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>>16056300
God I want to be hunted by a Hellhound.
I want her to give me the ultimatum that if she can catch me three times then I have to become her boytoy. And every time she catches me she takes off another piece of clothing.
After the first time, she takes off her necklace.
The second time she takes off her breast covers.
And the third time she hauls me to her bed and makes me pull off her panties.
And then she shoves her tongue into my mouth and kisses me furiously before breaking the kiss and telling me that she's not going to make me into her boytoy, she's going to make me her husband.
And then she rapes me.

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>>16056328
I have one, but missed my shot at romance.
I've gotten over it.
All my other friends from childhood are dudes.

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>>16056286
>they take over for our own good to prevent us from warring ourselves to extinction
>trying to do that causes the war that makes us go extinct
Can you imagine the despair when they realize what they've done?

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>>16056328
That kind of friendship doesn't exist. Move away and no one will care about you. Friends come and go, make more if you want but don't waste energy trying to keep them.

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>>16055689
I was part of that discussion and wrote about the second one.

The second one involved both the husband and phoenix always being born nearby to eachother, slowing growing towards eachother as they got older and always falling in love with eachother.

They would live normal lives and as they slowly grew older, their previous lives would slowly return in occasional flashes. Only when they reach an elderly age they will remember their previous lives clearly, offering them a chance to reflect on the past and look forward to a new life with the comfort of knowing that they will always be together.

If either the husband or Phoenix dies early, then the other will rapidly decline in health and die too shortly after, after which they both get born elsewhere and the cycle resets. I remember somoene posting a little greentext about that too.

It would in my opinion be the most interresting and unique way to approach the Phoenix as a Monstergirl.

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>>16054061
I haven't because no matter what I write will never meet with my personal standards and won't receive anything more than a look of disgust on most readers' faces. Kind of like the execs who greenlit the Bay Transformers' movies when they read the script sober.

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>>16056344
Oh yeah, I remember that greentext now. Phoenix dies, then the boy gets sick, and nothing his parents try can help him get better. He's surrounded by his family on his deathbed, and when it all goes dark, he wakes up with his phoenix soulmate standing there in the temporary void before they're born again.
They both realise what's happened, how the phoenix's death has basically ruined a family, and all she can do is cry into his arms, apologising over and over.

I had fun writing that. And I agree with you, it would be pretty damn interesting as a concept.
Glad someone with ideas as good as yours is still about.

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>>16056333
I had just a vague idea yesterday and I'm already 4000 words in. You aren't making a masterpiece here, at best you'll end up with a rough first draft. The point of the exercise is disciplining yourself to write an average of 1667 words or so a day for a whole month. It's quantity, not quality. Normally that would be a terrible thing to say, but when the aim is to promote creativity and productivity it isn't so bad.

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>>16055843
See that big needle-like appendage running over her stomach?

Guess where she is stabbing that.

And guess where the blood is going.

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>>16056304
>meeting your vampire onee sama on your childhood,just a twig, nothing special
>both of you go on separate ways,not knowing anything about the other for years
>flash forward to the present,you are jobless and lonely
>its another night just drowning your sorrows,wondering if your life will change for the better
>But nothing happened

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>>16056356
A lot like real life then.

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>>16056353
>It's quantity, not quality. Normally that would be a terrible thing to say, but when the aim is to promote creativity and productivity it isn't so bad.
It is a terrible thing to say, and the entire event sounds engineered to basically turn the creative writer into a factory. To churn out those words because the count is all that matters. Flood the market, goyim.

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>>16056364
I feel like you just ignored everything else in that post except the first half of what you quoted.

Do some research on the website first, perhaps, if you have misgivings about it.

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>>16056363
I honestly dont know how to continue

how she finds him? they havent talked in years, let alone remember her

how would she deal with a jobless little brother?

i am so...sad? vain? right now,i really wanted to write a good ending like all stories here

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>>16056342
I make an effort to but my flaw is that if I don't have enough face to face contact I tend to lose my will to continue investing emotional currency. I don't lose sleep over it.

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>>16056370
She moves on and finds someone else to live happily with. Meanwhile he never finds anyone and dies bitter and lonely.

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>>16056368
But the only thing the site cares about is getting the most words out of a story, writing something good is secondary.

[Anonymous No.]

What are some common motifs you find yourself writing into your stories? I don't really try to, but i find myself often writing in moments of lethargy, or stillness where characters would just sit togther and not do much.

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>>16056404
I've noticed lately that when I write fighting, I get bored if it just becomes

>i hit you
>you hit me
>we hit each other repeatedly
>until one of us is dead
>now do that all over again

And nothing else. It's just so dull.

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You wish you could get some sleep, but you can't.

Every day she is there, at the side of your bed.
Every day she is there, cooking your breakfast and readying your clothes.
Every day she is there, you never know what corner she is behind as she seems to appear from them at random.
Every day she is there, no matter how far you move or travel. Whether by plane, car or boat, she always shows up behind a door or a corner.
Every day she is there, causing fear in the hearts of those around you. Unease regardless of the atmosphere, creeping fear regardless of their race.
Every day she is there, causing a strange sensation in you, a thousand tiny legs crawling up your spine as she touches you.
Every day she is there, causing those who try to care for you to fade away, their hair growing grey and their skin to wrinkle, only for their ailments to dissapear as they move away.
Every day she is there, holding you in a hug with her arms and legs as you lie in bed, not speaking a single word.
Every day she is there, reminding you that you haven't aged a single day in years.

You wish you could get some sleep, but you can't.

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>>16056431
I thought we were talking about a supernatural meido, not creepypasta tier monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no haughty himedere ojou to cuddle

Why anon?

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>>16056431
What the hell is wrong with her legs?

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>>16056431
I wish I could get some sleep, but I can't.

Because she is there...and not here.

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>>16056431
What if I bend her over and go to town on her plump bubble butt?
Would she mind if I gave her lactation potions as well?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey you dumb faggots

https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/1785980821?book_show_action=true&from_review_page=1

Someone's mad at monstergirls

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>>16056300
I'm always a slut for hellhounds

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>>16056456
What else is new?

We can't even discuss monstergirls without someone sperging out over messing with their headcanon

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>>16056456
>This book feels like a guide

That is a very astute observation.

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>>16056460
...and shit. Wrong thread.

Things have actually been quite civil here. Moreso than some of the other places I lurk

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>>16056460
>We can't even discuss monstergirls without someone sperging out over messing with their headcanon
Yes we can. Fuck you!

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>>16056456
Old news man.

>>16056458
That last bit is always what gets me. I want to see a Hellhound go starry eyed while her tail goes into overdrive.

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>>16056460
Personally I am angry.

VERY ANGRY ABOUT ELVES!

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>>16056476
I am angry that I don't have an Elf onee-san who loves anal in my life.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liRbTiVBNbo
>very dynamic ojou ohohoho'ing at incredible hihg altitude

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>>16056476
I AM SO MAD AT ELVES THAT I WOULD FUCK THEM TO SCREW THEIR GENETIC POOL

wait a second....

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>>16056456
So? What? Did you think I'm supposed to be mad at someone not liking monstergirls? I'm not that addicted to rage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056486
Be careful, human seed is very potent to elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be raped by slimes

[Anonymous No.]

Sub Draws the Best Foxs

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>>16056517
At first I thought the needle was dripping blood but then I realized they were beads.

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>>16056517
But they have so much ballast countering the tail that they look too front-heavy.

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>>16056517
I wish Sub would take requests here.

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>>16056537
Follow your art fox muse and make some yourself!

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http://sub-lewd.tumblr.com/image/151106143283
Looking at his lewd tumblr, it appears that Sub drew some Raiju intercrural.

[Anonymous No.]

Bully nerdy vampires with garlic breadsticks,silver spoons and twilight books

[Anonymous No.]

What would be the rules of a Monster Girl Academy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD-WLWvgrpE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056132

C is for Cookie!

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>>16056571
>twilight books
Too far.

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>>16056579
There would be none.

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>>16056132
I wish wolfus were real.

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>>16056579
survive

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>>16056605
>Posting that cuck queen of a Wolf
Fucking Bob, why does he have to ruin everything he touches.

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>>16056617
Because he has become a meme, and all things a meme touches become terrible.

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>>16055677
>>16055678
>>16055686

She actually uses several of expressions that are, as far as I know, specific to Osaka, ("akan," etc.) but most of her lines aren't in full Kansai-ben.

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>>16056617
Because a thread as slow and incestuous as ours has very great difficulty moving past things.

[Anonymous No.]

This is how you shear a Weresheep!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeQCVGtfjA4

[Anonymous No.]

Say something nice about an MG you don't have strong feelings about one way or another.

I'll bet cuddling with a Hellhound on a cold night feels really nice.

[Anonymous No.]

How are automatons so popular if their wiki page is blank?

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>>16056642
>Scorpion Girls
I would like to believe that hugging their backs while they traverse the desert nights would be pleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056642
I bet Holstaur milk is delicious

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>>16056650
Because robots are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fujoshi Monstergirl who kidnaps cute boys but doesn't have the heart to rape them
>She just talks with them about video games, plays tabletop games, and has them pose nude for the BL doujin she's drawing

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>>16056642
Shoggoths are pretty useful with their ability to create stuff.

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>>16056617
I don't really know who bob is or who the wolfu is, I just saved it because wolfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056670
if she won't rape me then I'll rape her!

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>>16056675
Sif is cute.

I would really like that sword though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056670
That doesn't sound so bad. If she paid me I'd even do her dishes, laundry, trash, and other forms of housekeeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056642
Mermaids are probably very sweet girls with good senses of humor.

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>>16056680

Eh, she lets guys go after about a day or so anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056678
That sword is a huge burden.
Do you have the intellect and faith to persevere through darkness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056670
How awful.

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>>16056642
harpies have nice plumage and i bet its very soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056683
I'm still going to leave my business card.
>>16056696
Ofc senpai, why would you ever doubt the dedication, perseverance and drive of your fellow anons?

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>>16056696
In that case.

I'll take the wolf!

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>>16056702
see
>>16056703

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>>16056675
>People don't know who Bob is
I don't know if I should be worried of history repeating or happy that that shitlord finally was obscured by time.
For the record, Bob was responsible for about a year of the thread getting shitposted by /d/tards.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/9vST6hVRj2A?t=14

Take care tonight and don't burn down ye auld MG thread, Anons. But a word of caution to all you prospective Nereid husbands, the captain must always go down with his ship.

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>>16056579
Mostly public decency
>no sex in the halls
>no sex in the bathrooms
>no sex in the classrooms
>no sex in the gym
>please, just take it outside
>our janitors are having breakdowns

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>>16056642
Catgirls would be great for lazy days doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16054935
Succubus/Stage 3 Alp

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>>16056579

Only one rule, one chant:

Young men enter.
Married men leave.

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>>16056714
There's a few more I wish were obscured like a certain passive-aggressive shitheel tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

Assassin Familiars

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>>16056801
Not as terrifying as kunoichi trained kumihos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056801
Familiars are growing quite a bit on me.
I want to befriend one so hard she'll never forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056808
Ordinary kumihos terrify me.
I don't like biters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056769
Men better at being women than women.
Best trope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056815
To each their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056696

No but I leveled dex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056801
Good god. Her presence would cause me to never get anything done, which is basically the complete opposite of her intended effect.
Seriously, though, love the art. Familiars are nice and deserve the love.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to tease pear shaped vampire onee chan butt so she goes on a blood diet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056861
Fat-assed Vampires are not to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

So as I wind down my evening and enjoy a meal of roast shredded chicken, vegetable stew, and mushroom bread all made from scratch myself, I think "Damn, being alone sure sucks."

I really wish I had a family of cute daughterus I was feeding, and not just saving the rest for this week's lunch.

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>>16055260
You clearly aren't here enough. I can think of two stories posted in last three weeks that aren't cuddlelove. One was a mindbreak horror and the other a long running noir piece that's by no means cuddlely, not to mention multiple discussions on things other than cutesy love. Instead of bitching, start a discussion.

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>>16056903
I feel ya man, I hate being alone. That food sounds delicious, though.

I wish I could watch Cubs win the world series tonight with my daughterus

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>>16056903
Sometimes I feel the urge to adopt a bunch of little girls and teach them the greatness of Mamono so that there'll be girls that have monster-like values for real.

And then I look over and see Chris Hansen looming around the corner and I just don't know...

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>>16056909
>noir piece
I got curious, which one? Haven't heard a story described as noir recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056916
Please do not drag our fetish book into RL.
For your safety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056896
Correct, ALL Vampires are to be bullied, not just the ones with big butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056922
It was clearly a joke, calm down grandpa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056431
> not enjoying immortality alone with your waifu

I mean, my first reaction is to wonder at your shit taste, but then i realize that just means not everyone was meant to find happiness. I'll be over here watching time pass us by in my waifu's arms, enjoy your century or so.

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>>16056903
I wonder what would happen if my waifu suddenly appeared.
She is a monster girl and all of that, but I doubt we would have sex straight away. I know I would give her a big hug and shed some tears of happyness, saying she doesn't have an idea about how much I wished to be with her and things like that.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could be a better writefag for you lovable degenerates. But now is not the time to whine, but rather to dine with a lady so fine that it's all in the mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056928
>vampfu trying all sorts of new clothing
>each time she turns around asking "does this make my butt look big?" while squeezing and wiggling it
>then she starts trying out lingerie one sizes too small for her

Fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056928
I want to try to bully a vampire only for her to overpower me with superhuman strength and punish me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056928
The ones with Big Butts need to be dressed up like Lilith

[Anonymous No.]

good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to not nap carelessly, it leaves you vulnerable to any girls nearby

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055472
Man you a bad time to post that Beast.

I've got a problem, when is selene going to get a actual fight? As in a fight with a human that could actually do something against her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057062
>You picked*
Phone posting is gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057062
Canonically there aren't any humans that can take on a lilim in a fight. They'd have to be Fallen Hero level and that hasn't happened in a very long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055747
Going straight into my monster maymay folder, thx dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057051
>dressing a Vampire as a Succubus
That's pretty perverse, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057051
I'd rather get a pair of succubus sisters to dress up as Lilith and Morrigan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057070
But in this story selene is stated to fight only with her sword as opposed to raw lilim power.

That should be enough of a handicap to give humans a chance right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056617
>hating Bob

And people wonder why nobody puts in the effort to write good shit like Laska anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057088
Go back to TFT Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057051
Do you think a vampire would wear dirty clothes if you asked or are they too proud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057075
The Vampires must be sexualised as much as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057053
It would be rather unfortunate if I fell asleep near an open window while working on a paper late into the night, wouldn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057092
>You'll never spank a Vampire Ojou-sama's plump ass like bongos while she yelps in pleasure.
>She'll never start waving her ass in the air and beg you to fuck her for however long you like.
>No masochistic Vampire Ojou-sama to love you ever.
This sadness is profound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057088
>good shit like Laska
That rewrite is even more of a trainwreck than the first version of the story, especially since Bob is injecting his actual faggotry in their nonstop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057098
That it would.
Something bad may happen like a great, muscled jinko coming in and tucking you into bed and cuddling you because you seem cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057082
Wouldn't winning mean little if the opponent is using a handicap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057103
There's a reason that people hate yurifags. 90% of all "yuri" in anime and manga is just pandering otaku bait. It's shallow, stupid and only "works" because the author insists their world is made up entirely of cute girls. It's not "muh purest love," it's cheap hackneyed bullshit.
Bob actually did a good job with it in Laska. It made sense for the characters and within the story itself. It wasn't there for convenience, though he had kind of written himself into a corner relationship wise at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057088
Whos laska?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057122
Bob doesn't do jack shit good.
Fuck off shill.

>>16057126
A mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057070
>Canonically there aren't any humans that can take on a lilim in a fight
>Victoria STILL manages to get beaten up by one

o i am laffin

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057122
Laska is fucking garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057103
>>16057129
>>16057137

[Anonymous No.]

Just don't reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057142
I laughed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057142
I don't like it on top of having no boner for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057142
My dick retreats into my body when reading Bob's shit. That elf's such a virgin she doesn't even know what a boner looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057136
Victoria is for bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>Prepare for your beating, dork!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057172
She looks slow and top heavy. The natural reaction would be to run away and come back with your nee-chan to teach that bully a lesson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056334
>spoiler
good end

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057053
It's time

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057172
What kind of fucking dumb cunt even says "dork" anymore?

God, what a fucking loser that girl is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057172
I just want to see an Automaton with that body and an appropriate set of armaments. Do I have to pray to RNGesus to make it so without looking like a desperate lout to lurking drawfags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055475
I want to read 666 ways to live more indecently

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057191
You're not living your life correctly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYE29my4jWA

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057172
>Draph woman

I don't care how powerful Sarasa is, I'm not getting beat up by a four foot tall chick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057053
But I nap all the time in public, especially on the bus.

[Anonymous No.]

The OC Lilim stuff needs to be put on backburner for a long while desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057207
Not only are you getting beat up, you're also getting forcefully pairuri'd and you will enjoy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057179
Best end even.
That's not even getting into the post sex cuddling where she holds me close and whispers how much she loves me into my ears as I fall asleep in her warm loving embrace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057172
I'm going to shove my dick between her tits before she can beat me up. We'll see who's laughing then.

>>16057201
Fuck you Tyrone, you can't stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057120
Not really. She wants diwn to earth rought and tumble fighting and prefers to be match in skill, becuase lord knows power is out the question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057207
Why do I keep seeing some shitty mobile game in here? Is this game any different from literally every other fucking card collection mobile game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057239
Because they have cow horns and big ol' tiddies, which makes them monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057239
Yeah, it has monster girls for us to talk about. Aside from that, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057119
That fiend! Her vicious acts of affection will surely lull me into a deeper sleep, causing even less productivity the next day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057239
Those shitty mobage's have cute sluts just so you know.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello everyone

I was hoping this would be done by Halloween, but it was a little bit late.

No big deal though, it came out amazing.

Here's a picture of Miia as Snake and Me as Ocelot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057239
It's not much different from the boat collection game, but it has animal eared girls, horny shortstacks, and a thousand year old wizard who turned himself into a loli that's prettier than his female descendant.

It also has Nobuo Uematsu doing music, Hideo Minaba on art direction (another Squenix dev), and everything is fully voice acted.

So it has a high budget Square feel despite not being a Square game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057253
That DD body armor is tight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057253
CUTE
U
T
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057207
>average height of 130cm
Jesus christ they're small

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057239
I like the one with the big tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057266
Doesn't it just make you want to pin one to a wall and go to town?

>>16057274
Yeah, the one with the big tits is my favorite.

Short stacks a great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057253
Have you ever been trapped in a MMO?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057287
No, but living in the database is a dream of mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057253
That's a cute Miia you got there.

Will repost/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057304
>that monoboob
>someone probably paid money for that TG/TF crap

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057316
>insulting his daughteru

How rude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057304
What's up with that coloring job?

>Miia's daughter being anything but a mini Miia

why

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057318
Oh wait that's a daughteru? The monoboob is still funny though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057316
Nope. Drawn for free.

>nitpicking a simple perspective thing

>>16057319
That's what Imperium decided. I think inheriting the eyes is a cute touch personally. The rest you could chalk up to Darling's genes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057322
>monoboob
The cleavage is supposed to be behind her arms, it's not that bad at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Where did everybody go?

[Anonymous No.]

1. OC Lilim should be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine
2. Whenever she's not around, other characters should ask "Where's OC Lilim?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057420
Thinking about sneks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057420
Jacked off a couple of times so I could go to sleep at a reasonable time


also >>16057425

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057420
It's late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057424
OC Lilims should go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057429
Does their planet need them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057431
[Note: Donut died on the way back to her home planet]
> Children cheering

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057431
>Note: OC lilim died on her way to her own planet

[Anonymous No.]

Pipes, me hearties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057462
Cut to a cheshire in clown makeup
>"Donut's dead!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057462
>>16057463
Poochie-mind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057473
In all honesty, at this point the thread should just make a parody lilim that screws with the other OC's

she'd be like poochie, her mere presence ruins things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056920
http://pastebin.com/EPk7FpC2

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057466
Please no
The last time I hang out with a girl who smokes the pipe she touched me in weird places

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057498
You mean you don't want to be a naked attendant in a high-class opium den/brothel for decadent rich Monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057466
Why is it opium pipes are so sexual, anyway? Like, you know what's supposed to go in them isn't good at all, but they just look so cool. Cooler than cigarettes, which have the same sort of thing going on.

Of course, the fact that I tend to associate them with open kimonos can only help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057502
Who in their right mind would want that?

They'd puff smoke at your face, grab your ass, call you names and try to bribe you into having sex with them when they know you'll get fired if your boss finds out

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057524
>you know what's supposed to go in them isn't good at all
Says who? If Sherlock Holmes can do drugs, why not the ladies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057532
1. Him doing it doesn't make it any less terrible for your everything
2. I don't approve of Holmes-kun smoking either.

Also, I don't imagine he'd look as dashing in a kimono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057547
>I don't imagine he'd look as dashing in a kimono
Well obviously that's because you're not an Alp, but Wurmson sure likes it.
Is anyone making a detective story with anon partnering up with a Wurm who feigns being dumb to play up racial stereotypes in order to catch people off-guard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057524
Does it HAVE to be opium?
I mean I know fuck all about those pipes but I presume you can smoke other things in 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057524
I'm sure they're smoking homegrown healthy herbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057561
Well, they're basically a fire resistant bowl with a pipe that leads to the mouth so you CAN smoke lots of things in them, but who smokes tobacco in an opium pipe?

>>16057567
LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057567
>>16057585
What's a "Lruane"??

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057529
>Implying that an Opium den for monsters wouldn't allow the patrons to rape the attendants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057585
Monstergirls probably smoke herbs laced with Demonic Energy.
Gets them in the mood. Gets human boys even more in the mood.
Don't drop your guard if you work in one of those dens anon. A CC ojou sama might puff some smoke in your face and then you'll be putty in her hands.

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>>16057524
It's because MGs are using them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056801
I don't know if I should save this to my MGE folder, or my Fate folder...

And no I'm not saving it to both.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have a link to pointless's old imgur album, (aka p01ntless, aka .less)?

He deleted his old one

[Anonymous No.]

Well I for one think this kind of hedonism is delightful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056537
He used to do small sketches for the thread once in a blue moon. He only ever shows up in the thread anymore when the stars and planets align.

[Anonymous No.]

Be creative today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057561
>>16057585
Do you even kiseru?
The Japanese used them for finely shredded tobacco.

"During the Edo period weapons were frequently used as objects to flaunt one's financial status. Since commoners were prohibited to carry sharper weapons, an elaborate kiseru carried slung from the waist often served the purpose. After the Meiji restoration and the abolishment of the caste system, many craftsmen who previously had worked on decorating swords moved on to designing kiseru and netsuke for tobacco pouches."

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>>16057713
I want to be an orphan who gets kidnapped off the streets and forced to work in a monstergirl pleasure den!
I want rich monstergirl heiresses to pay to rent me while I grit my teeth and bear it as they rape me and laugh.
I want to walk up to a Vampire client's room one day only for her to turn out to just want someone to talk to.
I want her to talk to me about her life for hours while I stroke her hair and let her sit on my lap.
I want her to be my most frequent client.
I want her to show up one day outside my meager room's window with a Kikimora, a Shoggoth and a Ghoul to help me sneak out and steal away into the night with my meager possessions away from the Pleasure Den.
I want her to make me her husband to lay her claim on me and protect me from slavers.
I want to cry into her chest as she holds me close and assures me that no one will ever hurt me like that ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055472
You should of added more insults to Ian's volcabulary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057782
Ew. Who'd want to abscond with some shitty used goods from some rundown whorehouse?

I'm kidding. Cute fantasy anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057794
A Vampire with a healing fetish, that's who.
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Cat Burglars are the worst!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057836
We'll lay a trap for her. If we succeed, we may well catch Arsinette Lupin the Phantom Pillager!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057836
You've always gotta be careful in Werecat neighborhoods. You never know when you're going to wake up with your hands tied to the bed and your dick between the plump tits of a Werecat in form fitting leather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057836
Dog burglars are worse, but they're skilled enough to get the blame pinned on cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057840
That doesn't sound too bad at all really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057848
You say that now, but wait until she doesn't let you stop. You'll empty your balls all over her chest and then she'll unzip the crotch section of her catsuit and make you eat her out until your face is drenched.
And then you're hers forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057852
Still sounds wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053216
>Dormouse
which story are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057862
Well then, I hope you enjoy your new Werecat Waifu and her leather fetish.
She'll probably wake you up by grinding her leather clad ass in your face while sucking your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057865
Big City Beat I think it was called.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057868
She'll share some of that leather, won't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057836
There was that story about a cat who would sneak into people's homes and steal their socks and underwear.

I can imagine a werecat doing the same, pressing her face into the underwear of that cute guy across the street, lewd cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057871
Anon, you might have just agreed to indulge in her fetish.
How do you feel about her getting you in a tight leather catsuit and then grinding her leather clad crotch against yours until you're both ahegaoing messes that need a bath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057882
Pretty good actually, but it seems I mistook her for being into bondage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057887
Who said she isn't?
Do you want to be bound or do you want to bind? She can do both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057891
Bound tightly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057896
And you wouldn't mind her busting out her corset, leather opera gloves and fuck me boots right?
You wouldn't mind her binding you to the bed and edging you with her hands and mouth until you're begging her to rape you right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057909
Nope, sounds lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057836
Monster Girls in tight bodysuits are never up to any good.

[Anonymous No.]

hmm

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to be teleported to the yandere planet in 2017

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057941
This level of stupidity. I just...humanity needs to end.

We're never going to accomplish anything great again. Just put us out of our misery. The sun'll do it anyway in a few billion years because we're definitely never leaving this solar system, but still.

Might as well just cut losses and end it all now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057941

Not even hellhounds would touch that virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057946
>Humanity needs to end because of what one normie said on the internet.
Calm down anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057955
Yeah, we just need to start a Demon-worshiping cult, meet up on Fridays to try and contact our Demon Girl masters and eat pizza.

Maybe we'll even summon an Imp at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057961
A single imp could rip through a group of us. Metaphorically, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057962
That Imp would take charge of the cult and become our new leader.

How embarrassing, a bunch of Anons being bossed around by a tiny Imp, ordered to keep making contact with the demons and bringing her more of this food called 'pizza'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057962
Jokes on her, I have nothing to live for anyway!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057941
I feel like this is by the Praxis guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057975
Reat would not bother, he's too busy licking the dick of his own setting.

[Anonymous No.]

Repeat after me.
The bug is not for fug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057993
The bug is not for fug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057424
Why would she need a time machine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057993
This bug is not for fug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057941
>still 4.3 stars overall and selling like hotcakes
These people must be pretty mad.

[Anonymous No.]

Which sin would you enjoy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058009
Wrath. Always wrath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058009
Pride.
All night long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058009
Either averice or pride, possibly lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058009
Sloth but not that one. Anime soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058009
Envy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058024
What darling molestable eyebrows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058009
>We will never have even a doodle of the lilims together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058047
Dont we have like 9 named ones now? That a high demand

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058050
KC has three. Druella, the Queen of Hearts (who probably looks like an Alice), and a third from Baphomet Complex who might be the one in the encyclopedia entry.
The fanmade ones with the most art are Ilassa and Mari.
I don't know of others, but I guess some are getting accepted by the fans?
There are of course at least nine total slots for their existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058065
Victoria as gone down well in her story I don't know if the same can be said for Beast and alp's lilim's, Lani has a doodle if I remember right CRUSHER is a thread meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>16056896
>>16056928
Vampires are mean to be bullies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058065
You could also throw in KC's Shinrabansho Fanart "Lilims" for funsies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058100
I haven't seen those

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058100
What KC's fanart lilims? Post them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058091
I can say I like selene, but I do want kenneth to meet her again in burning edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058100
The more lilims we have, the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058127
If they're as shit as the OC ones, not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058100
Would his Alice Fateburn fit on that scale, or is she typical of an Echidna from a strong family?
(yes I know she has her own origin story in that game)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058136
Le CRASHER xDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058124
Even if Beast has an odd time portraying monster parts, Selene I turning women into monsters is something I can get behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058136
No bully pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058136
How are the OC lilims shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058136
Even the OC ones are cute. Except Crunsher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058142
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058139
t. OC Lilim owner

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058155
I love corruption and monster girl TF. Selene is the only OC lilim doing that stuff right now. and that's until we get more Mari and Iilasa stories.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, people keep talking about how OC Lilims are shit and there is a bunch of them, but besides the ones with stories I've only seen Doppel and the Farm on from the last thread.
Where are the 100 remaining ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058104
>>16058109
>>16058127
There are three, but I've only got one saved.

The others are an "Alp-Lilim" who's armed with a fuckhuge chakram, and a Priestess who uses tarot cards or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058169
So there's an audience for corruption done by OC Lilims, is there?
>>16058180
Right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058184
I for one would read it. I liked what beast has done with Selene. I also enjoyed that Ilothe thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058184
>Filename.

How could he destroy heterosexuality if she herself has a vagina?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058198
I dunno, I just thought it was clever when I saw it so I saved it under that name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058199
It also brings up an interesting idea. If monsters can't give birth to human males, this shows that the Overlord is atleast close, considering an alp was a male at one point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058184
>Destroyer of heterosexuality
So her presence makes heterosexual men gay? Is that because Alps are so shit, heterosexual men would rather turn gay? Or is her mamono mana so great itturns all men into faggots? Either way she's getting locked up and/or killed. by MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058184
>you will never help her reach level 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058184
I want to pat her head and do nothing lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058224
I like to image the alp lilim is already stage 3 and alternates her body to boyish to bombshell to loli and everywhere in between just to fuck with people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058224
Of course not, the secret is that she's a lilim so she has no stage three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058180
>Alp-Lilim
Didn't he say it was an arch alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058239
The official thing was that that sketch and the other two "lilims" were fanart of characters from another person's work as monstergirls.

As for an alp lilim, I can imagine the demon lord "adopting" individuals as her daughters and infusing them with DE to make lilims that aren't actually blood related, or that it was one of her first attempts to birth a son. MGE is flexible like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, first snow has fallen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058266
>I can imagine the demon lord "adopting" individuals as her daughters and infusing them with DE to make lilims that aren't actually blood related
That's retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058266
Lilims can't be "made".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058270
>>16058275
Why? It's the demon lord, and it doesn't say her daughters have to be biological.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058279
KC clarifies in a QA that they have to be biological. And that the DL wouldn't do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058293
I could've sworn that another Q&A said just the opposite, and that any being directly transformed by the DL counts as "Her Child" and thus, a Lilim.

One of us is clearly wrong, and must therefore go dig up a citation to prove who is in the right.

1-2-3-Not it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058269
Chubby loli yetis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058300
Not that guy but I just looked and it said she can, but has only done it with one human girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058306
Awesome. Point for me.

Knew that the Shinrabansho Lilims weren't canon of any sort, but that he apparently cited one human girl she did actually transform makes me wonder about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058300
>One basically can't turn into a Lilim. If we assume you could then it would need the Demon Lord to do it, and there are rumours about her adopting a single human girl. However, even then it would put a great burden on the demon lord, and it would be very difficult if said girl doesn't posses some great talent

>Fundamentally, no Lilim that were former humans exist, since a condition for Lilim is "to be a descendant of the Demon Lord". However, if you want to use the exception amongst exceptions, then there's a rumour about an "adopted child" existing, but it's not sure if there's any truth to it.

These are the quotes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058314
And now I become even more curious about this "Adopted Child".

The very deliberate language used makes me wonder if she might be a future character profile or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058324
Well I asked some days ago about lilim and if one really must be the daughter of the DL to become one, and was told to fuck off with a resounding no and the first quote was cited as to why.

Typical to see that in the usual Kc fashion, a hard "no." Is no the case

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058266
>>16058279
Not this shit again

[Anonymous No.]

Summer is officially gone now that there's snow out there. Let's take a moment to remember the carefree times and the warmth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058338
Only cuddly times with waifu now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058065
>I don't know of others, but I guess some are getting accepted by the fans?
The OC Lilim meme aside, no. Only the people who make the OC Lilims remember them. Only Ilassa and Mari are really acknowledged here. The rest is just their creator pushing them.

I hope this OC Lilim meme dies, Lilims in past stories didn't have to be pushed as an "OC Lilim", why now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058351
The MEMES, Jack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058351
>Only Ilassa and Mari are really acknowledged here
And mostly because of the art they got

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058351
Our new OC Lilims got to be more proactive. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058351
>Only the people who make the OC Lilims remember them
then what is >>16058197 and>>16058169? Beast samefagging?

[Anonymous No.]

Low tier (personality/looks/species) with lots of money!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058381
Faceless old tanukis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058381
>I'm paying you good, so you better put on a good show, Slutboy!
I like this kind of shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058381
Rich Devil bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058381
We need more stories of this. Poor cute young boys getting paid by old fat faceless Monster Girls.

>>16058386
After the redone art, I don't think I could see Devil Bugs as those kinds of girls. They're more like delinquents. The kind of girls you wouldn't wanna walk into in an ally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058385
Anything with a hime cut is automatically in the highest of tiers my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058396
Good slut, keep praising her as she stuff bills down your thong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058388
You just made me imagine a bunch of large mice and devil bugs raping a guy that walked in the wrong alleyway.

[Anonymous No.]

wake up being snuggled by onee vampire sama

with winghugs and handholding

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058396
More hime cuts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058398
But I'm serious. I want to run my tongue along that fringe that radiates both severity and hidden passion. Literal perfection.

>>16058421
Always more hime cuts. Every monster needs a hime cut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058420
If I woke up with a Vampire snuggling me, I'd open the curtains so she couldn't leave the bed. Then I'd molest her at my leisure.
>>16058437
You're pretty good at this manwhore business, I bet you can get higher up in life than this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058421
Why are whore spiders so perfect?
Hurry up and have Hime go full spider again damn it, getting tired of posting her when she's angry like this/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058452
I forgot about that. It still being translated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058302
They're not chubby, they're hibernating for the winter and staying warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058456
New chapter came out today. Had cute silk panties but not much else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058442
Why would opening the curtains prevent her from leaving?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058442
>hime cut loving anon climbs higher and higher on the social ladder on the assumption that classier women will naturally sport the classiest of all cuts
>eventually becomes a legendary male-courtesan brushing shoulders with literal royalty
>all he truly desires is to spend his days brushing long black hair and running his fingers along ruler-straight bangs

A man can dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058469
Sunlight. She has to hide under the covers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058474
>She is actually not bothered by sunlight
>She only keeps the ruse up to milk your pole empty every saturday morning until you are a wreck on the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058486
My cock ill needs such a savior.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to walk up to the toughest scariest Monster Girl club in town and offer to make them all Strawberry Milkshakes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058525
I DRINK your milkshake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058513
What is a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058525
What monster girls would populate that club?

The Smug ones and the ones that will literally crush your pelvis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058530
A nice pile of cuteness.

[Anonymous No.]

Im going to steal stuff the mansions of important monsters and get away with it by leaving a distraction shota!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058539
I'm going to do the same, but leave myself as a distraction.

They'll never see it coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058462
But why would yeti lolis hibernate?
That's the best time to meet an oniichan/childhood friend!

This sounds like the work of the yuki loli!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058539
>Strings of robberies in a wealthy monster girl neighborhood
>All of them share a common pattern: a shota is left behind
>One night, some shota snitches out Anon after being used as a sex toy for weeks
>Anon is caught and gang raped by Wights, Vampires, Tanukis, Dragons and more

Good end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058560
Semi, Anon needs a shota with a "doesnt matter, had sex" mentality instead of mini steeve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058560
>>One night, some shota snitches out Anon

What a rude little cunt. This is why you should only buy or steal high quality shotas.

[Anonymous No.]

Cat time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058619
Why are cats so smug? Is it because of that :3 face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058624
We just don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058624
Not true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058637
holy shit its retarded

[Anonymous No.]

In today's currency, Cap'n Onahole's treasure would be worth 400 million dollary-doos.
I propose we seek it out. I mean come on, what's the worst that could happen? Pirate Ghosts? Ghost Pirates? Voodoo hexes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058682
I could got raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058687
>Dick Johnson
>getting raped
You lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058682
Pirate Sharkgirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058682
Zombie goast pirates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058682
Life is hard for the cabin boy on the open seas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058707
>swashbuckling Oomukade
I never knew of such pleasures.

[Anonymous No.]

What was your waifu like the first time she indulged you in your fetish, /mgt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058750
That stuff is not okay for this thread, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058750
She was pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning anon, would you have a moment to discuss the wonders of ocular penetration?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058760
ABSOLUTELY NOT

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm sure anon will update today...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058776
Don't get your hopes up, little lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058750
She think I'm nuts but goes along with it anyways

she drains my energy via a kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never take a haughty, prideful ojou-sama Vampire to a hockey game and watch her go from mild dislike and boredom to on her feet, cheering at the top of her lungs every time your team makes a play

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058810
As someone whose country punishes not following hockey by death I find this reprehensible, hockey sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058816
Behead those who insult hockey

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058467
Quick question abut the pic: Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you would be the class president route in a monstergirl vn
>almost no presence
>almost 0 fanart
>no figures
>always a minor supporting gag character if ever featured in omakes and doujinshi
>have only a few dedicated husbandofags

I could at least hope for a yandere monstergirl husbandofag to kidnap me when the portal opebs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058891
Being the troubled artistic boy is so much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058909
How would that go?

>semi-popular
>lots of art involving you and the self insert alone in intimate moments
>many doujinshi involving either A)healing fetish or B)very high quality doujinshi involving your struggle in life and the troubles you face
>lots of pics depicting you as the shy kuudere with a cute smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058891
I'd be the comedy side character who isn't even a route but a few crazy monster girls become fans anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058926
Also all that art of me sitting at my desk with all my surroundings being some kind of fantasy landscape on acid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058891
I would be that guy with no name who appears a couple of times in the background and nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058891
Could be worse. You could be like me and be a faceless background character who gets at most one line of dialogue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058941
>>16058940
Daijobu dayo~ You would just be featured as a playable character in another vn!

>>16058929
Nice. You would be the most popular in terms of memes. You would be the mascot of the series.

>>16058933
And various other pics like you smiling with tears, hugging the self insert and you looking cute as you draw

[Anonymous No.]

>neglected writing yesterday
>meaning I have to make 4k words today to keep up the schedule
I'm sorry little Fairies, but I'm not sure I believe in you anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058970
>You would just be featured as a playable character in another vn!
No I wouldn't. I wouldn't appear ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058891
I'm the kind of person that changes how they act depending on who they are talking with, but I would probably be just a side character that mainly watches the story unfold, sometimes getting tangled on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>no big bootied Automaloli will ever sit on your face and make you eat her out

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059021
Does she taste like metal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058853
I think it's called "Youkai Shoujo". No idea since I only just found it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059031
Automatons are bound to have a pleasant taste thanks to DE and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058970
>Nice. You would be the most popular in terms of memes. You would be the mascot of the series.
That means I'd also have the most haters too since people get sick of memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057941
Well, aside from the art thing, he's not really wrong. We have people here talking about how poorly written the MGE is all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059021
>You sell your best friend to a Gremlin for an Automaton
>You asked for a loli model for convenience
>Her hard drive is pretty much blank when you first meet her
>You can't wait to teach her about your favorite hobbies and see her developping her personality
>You notice a light blinking red on her neck
>You go out to buy her new batteries after showing her around your house
>She stayed in your room while you were gone
>She plugged herself to your computer to charge up
>She accidentally filled her drive with your favorite pornsite's database
>She forces you to reenact all 30000+ movies she downloaded

Automatons must stay as far away from computers as possible

[Anonymous No.]

Help anons. I can't decide between a Wolfu, a Foxfu or a catfu! Can't I just have them all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058999
You can do it. Even if you're behind, stick it through until you get a free day like a weekend or something to catch up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059065
PUFFY WOLFGIRL VULVA >>16056132

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059065
Sure you can.
>>16059068
But I need those weekends for writing important stuff!
I just gotta step up my game. 3k more words today. It's not even hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059065
Go for wolfu. Foxes are sluts and cats are boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059065
>Have them all
In all honesty, you can since Bicorns exist.

Foxes have the fluffiest tail and act the most lewd, so I'd go for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059065
You can only have one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059065
You forgot dogfu

>>16059081
And you can also have more than one without the shitty bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059081
>Using a bicorn to get a harem with a wolfgirl and a kitsune in it
But that greentext already proved there's a much better way to do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059087
But it's so hard to pick. They're all perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059065
Which one looks the best with massive milktanks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059090
Dogfus are just downgraded wolfus. Sure, you can like an older version of a program, but most of the time the upgraded is still better.

[Anonymous No.]

These are your wives from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059109
>Dogfus are downgraded wolfus
>Kobolds are a sidegrade
>Cu Sith are just doggos

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059118
Perfect wives, I will gladly love them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059109
I want to ditch a genki teenage Kobold for a bitter mature Werewolf

>>16059118
Wouldn't even cum and dump
Smug lolis don't deserve love

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059118
That cat girl is just asking for baby batter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059065
>thinking you can choose

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059118
neat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059143
>Wouldn't even cum and dump. Smug lolis don't deserve love
You don't have a say in the matter, fuckboy. Now start loving them and enjoy your new married life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059109
Says you!

>>16059143
>I want to ditch a genki teenage Kobold for a bitter mature Werewolf
Anon that's terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really depressed right now, please give me soft monster girls to cheer me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059118
Do I look like a muslim to you? I'm a MOOSLIM, I want meat, not twigs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059121
So what's the difference between a Dogfu and a Kobold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059179
Look her in the eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059179
>>16059181
Two for one

>I want meat, not twigs!
They're lolis you know, that doesn't mean they won't be curvy and nice once they're adults.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059179
You don't deserve one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059189
A wife I have to raise for years before I can consummate the marriage is not a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058891
I still say I'd be the kikimora bait character. Which sucks, because they're a solid 'meh' to me in terms of interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059179
hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059194
>for years before I can consummate the marriage For what reason?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059171
>Marrying little girls

I guess I can play house with them for a little bit, but no adult stuff. I need a grown woman for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059118
Get that trash outa here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059077
>Foxes are sluts
You should go for the young one-tailed ones instead of nine-tailed grannies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059202
Go back to tumblr

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059203
Still sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059183
Less fur and slighty smarter, I guess. I can't really tell whether the profile Kobold is wearing clothes or the stuff on her body is just fur.
>It's actually just fur and Kobolds are nudists

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059118
I think the Sabbath is trying to get me with this pic, and it's working. Help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059210
Well meme'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059199
I'm not a pedophile, Achmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059202
>current year
>getting triggered by lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059218
I just wanted to point you out a place where you wouldn't be as triggered by common content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059216
There's no Sabbath here onii-chan, nothing to worry about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059223
>>16059226
>ebin triggered maymay
How can you defeat an enemy as powerful as this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059234
Then what it was if not you getting triggered? It wasn't futa, yuri, trannyshit or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059216
And thus another Anon falls victim

When will this hell of an organization stop turning honest men into debauched lolicons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059189
Cows are best when soft.
I want a soft cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059245
You forgot shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059185
>>16059198
I hope she doesn't expect a free shower and food for staying the night, her fur will clog the drain and my house will smell like wet Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059215
Not him, but I never liked that Kobolds have fur all the way up their arms and legs, which are full-on dog legs.

That sort of anatomy just isn't well suited for wearing latex I tell you what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059256
Like yours? I can agree with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057561
>>16057567
>>16057585
There are actually demon realm herbs in the second encyclopedia. I think they're supposed to be like burned as incense in a room to give their affect but im sure you could smoke them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059269
>He doesn't even into thicc onee-sans
Whatever you say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059064
>Automaton connects to the internet
>Stumbles upon 4chan, then /pol/
>She is convinced the Tanukis are behind everything and she must purge every one of them

Master, can I get a grenade launcher and some gas canisters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059277
So you're fatfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059277
>not liking both onee-sans and imoutos
>not wanting to grind your dick between both as the imouto lays on top of her sister
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057626
Do you have a designated Jack folder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059277
>thicc
Yeah, absolute cancer and shit taste indeed

>onee
And there is that thing too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059279
I see reading isn't something you're good at. That's alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059277
I'm an onee-san-fag, I posted the loli pic and I don't understand yet why you're so triggered

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059294
Hey now the guy's a tosser but don't you go talking shit about onee-sans, they're fine as long as they're not fat.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember kids, the universe is a fascinating place!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNb3H9kICbA

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059298
>I'm totally [X] too, and yet I defend [Y]
Well, I'm convinced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059287
That's lame, I'd rather do this with a mother and her daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059302
>they're fine as long as they're not fat or shotashit
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059308
Believe it or not, some of us don't hate the other side just because it's not our favorite one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059305
Sure Hakutaku, the inside of my pants is fascinating too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059305
Gee whillikers Professor Cowtits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059312
>shotashit
memehate

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059308
Oh jeez, it's almost like people can like more than two things, ain't it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059312
Now that I can agree with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059314
I see you're new here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059276
>Teasing us about the second encyclopedia
Anon plz

On a more serious note, there has to be demon realm versions of everything since mana can corrupt anything

>>16059278
Internet + Automaton = disaster

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059305
With all the size of things she is teaching, is she trying to tell us something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058009
>can't choose gluttony because it's my own steelim there
>can't choose pride because I have none
Whelp, there's always Greed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059320
Yo Alp where da next update at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059338
No Alps here man. Alps are gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059335
>>can't choose gluttony because it's my own steelim there

I fail to see the issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059305
I love this video. It makes everything feel so meaningless, yet it does so in such a comfy way.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls come in many forms, and you can't exclude any over the other.

Loli, teen, adult, mature, other.

Soft, fit, muscular, thin, chubby, curvy, and so on.

Any combination of them is fine with monstergirls, and they're all valid unless they're cosplay tier garbage like catgirls with just ears and tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059359
>spoiler
HEY! Fuck you buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059334
>The universe may reside in a potential multiverse

One of those might contain monstergirls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059214
>Still sluts
But only for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059359
Cosplay tier monstergirls need love too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059359
>being wrong
Stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059345
Eh, I'd be fine with an alp, they're probably pretty open to weird stuff

[Anonymous No.]

So, how cosplay-tier IS your waifu anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059359
>spoiler

>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059374
She's human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059335
I don't really see selene as greedy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059347
I don't like playing favorites, especially with my own creations.
Then again, I see gluttony as the sin that fits me to a "T is for Tyrannosaur!" because I love eating more than drinking or sleeping.

Either way, have a doodle.
Off screen is an Automaton with FraggleRock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059374
She's up there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059383
I love Fraggle Rock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059359
>Any combination of them is fine with monstergirls, and they're all valid unless they're cosplay tier garbage like catgirls with just ears and tails.
Inaris and Youkos are just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059179
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059382
Not yet, at least.
She might show signs of it, like Viccy showing signs of being a dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059359
MGE cats have paws though
What about other MGE not-even-cosplay tier like dark mage, witch, dhampire, vampire etc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059374
She's 50%

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059374
Slightly more so than her encyclopedia profile. She's a Kobold too, so pretty cosplay-tier I guess. Less fur on the arms and legs, and more human-looking legs, but that's the way I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059374
Harpies are a good ad vanilla mix of monster and human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059398
MGE Vampires have pointy ears and wings that resemble stylish capes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059374

She doesn't have horns, wings, a tail so pretty high up there i guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059398
If you're gonna include vampires you have to include all succubi too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059359
I'm fine with all kinds of monster girls. Except loli pudgy oppai Anubis. Those things are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059276
>>16059332
Fuck no, sorry i meant second world guide not second encyclopedia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059383
>I don't like playing favorites, especially with my own creations.
what a fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059374
>Titania
It's just wings and ears, so it's pretty close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059405
>pointy ears
Oh yeah, forgot about elves. They are also not even trying cosplay tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059411
Heresy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059338
Right here! Since calculations show I should write 2k words a day to meet the quota of having 50k by the end of November, here's a 2k words update on the third chapter of my story!

http://pastebin.com/MuA0VZfm

Nothing really happens in this tiny little update though. This whole chapter will be mostly about Jake reading a book that's written by a guy who's brain has been fucked by a liftetime of drug-use, but after this chapter is done I promise you all there will be ants

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059359
I used to hate cosplay tiers too

Think about it, what's the one biggest appeal of monster girls? Isn't it their lasciviousness/personality?
Cosplay tiers allows people to have this without the monstrous parts that are an acquired taste

>>16059374
On a scale from to 1 to 10
1 being basically a human
10 being an abomination

I'd say she's a solid 7
6 if she finally decides to stop wearing ludicrous outfits

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059411
Wrong!
Those things are for spoiling!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059374
>Wight

Pretty high up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059425
>without the monstrous parts that are an acquired taste
Why would you even be here with that mindset?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059414
So you're saying I should have just picked my doughnut and not gave a fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059426
Oh yeah? I say they're for holding tightly and being shown that it's still possible to have wild, animal sex in the lotus position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059426
They are for calling disgusting for trying to ruin the image of Anubi.

[Anonymous No.]

Tubby oppai lolis squirming in tight, strict bondage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059431
ye

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059441
So you can throw them down the river? That's a great plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059374
It would be easy to dress like a Yeti, but impossible to recreate her warmth

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059383
That sword is way too big

Someone should tell her that past a certain size she'd better off using a blunt weapon unless she wants a huge war-axe

Great job on her eyes

>>16059413
Oh right, the second world guide is filled with all kinds of cool plants/fruits that nobody care about

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059359
>spoiler
Agreed under one circumstance. If ears and tail is all they have then they're absolutely shit.

If they have personality traits that define them as a monster girl beyond that then they pass with flying colours. This is why a vampire without wings can pass as a monster girl despite being cosplay as fuck, because their nature makes up for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059445
No anon, god what's wrong with you today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059443
I guess I should have, even if I prefer Mari and Drewberrycarry over her since I like a girl with milktanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059374
The monsters i like tend to by quit cosplay since KC usually either has normal human body type or human upper body on animal lower body and i want a human lower body because im an ass man

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059450
At this point it's just a axe/sword of mass destruction, pushed to nuclear when combined with her EX strength parameter.

I think I didn't do the eyes properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059451
I'm already in an annoyed state with pudgy oppai lolis, but today I also planned to practice my drawing but there was too much shit to do soI got extra mad.
I guess I went to far, but that doesn't mean I changed my mind about how shit they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059467
Just relax, guy! Take a load off, put your feet up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059472
Saddam. I've been hearing rumors you've been secretly building weapons of mass corruption out here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059359
I'd like to point out that when the portals open and Mamono come forth, it'll probably be those cosplay-tiers that bridge the gap first. By the time those normalfags realize their new girlfriend is a monster, they'd already be balls deep and leg-locked into submission. The perfect infiltration unit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059477
Rumors? What rumors? I'm not building any mana nukes to monsterize the city, how about a nice nap to cool off? You really look like you could use a rest there buddy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059394
Do you think selenes greed would be in fancy weapons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059480
I want to dive into the portal and say goodbye to this shithole world.
Maybe find a Wurm and try to get a shiny through breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059359
Unfortunately for me cosplay tier is the only thing i can really get into thanks to my foot fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059489
Alright, just checking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059394
Viccy is not a dork!

Okay maybe a little

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059490
She could.
Like fancy and expertly crafted swords and armors in her manor that glitter like the sun. Or some statues made of solid gems depicting a shota being reverse matingpressed by a Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059501
>shota being reverse matingpressed by a Wight
Probably not, Beast said she has a dislike for weak-willed men and boysluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059436
They are for giving a big, homecooked meal and carrying to bed for snuggle sex

>>16059439
You are mean

>>16059441
Wanna tease and Cumflate her for hours!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059491
Same man

Even if there was hope of monster girls integrating into society I'd still jump in the portal
I might miss technology but monster girls will make sure to rape me until I forget about everything but pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059516
So the other way around then.
Maybe something like rare oddities as well, like an elixer of youth that is not made by Sabbath.

>>16059500
The first step is acceptance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059501
>Tour of Selene's mansion when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059501
>>16059516
That has a name you know. Its called amazon position. Or just say 'mating pressed by' I think its pretty easy to picture the person doing the action as being the one on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059531
After you have enough stars to get past the endless staircase leading up to her manor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059501
>a shota being reverse matingpressed by a Wight
That is so ridiculously out of character for the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059520
I dunno, man. I wouldn't mind going to their world instead, but showing your waifu all of the strange new things from your world that she's never seen before would be very charming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059544
The Wight profile? Anon everyone knows there are blacksheep and exceptions to every group.
Smart Wurms, Sub Amazons, lazy Anubi, Dragons who donate to charity, Apophi that hate eggs benedict; there's countless amounts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059533
I want amazon position with a loli!
Like this https://exhentai.org/s/451d4baabe/955246-11

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059556
Amazon with an Amazon loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059541
Fuck mario 64

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059568
Fuck you it was awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059547
That sounds good
The other way around sounds better though, just like in the Cheshire doujin but in less lewd and crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059423
That's right, Ants! Nobody ever writes about Ants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059596
Too buggy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059598
Sweaty, hard-working bugs. Typical Alp meme material.
That didn't take long, did it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059529
Viccy is not that much of a dork!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059529
That i can see. Jewled weponry make good decor

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059519
They are for sitting behind on the floor, wrapped up in a blanket and eating brownies with while watching movies together and casually fingering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059565
No, just a smug loli, amazons a shit. Though I guess amazon lolis are okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059615
You a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059497
If you really love monstergirls, your foot fetish would grow to encompass soft paws, deadly claws, and sleek, slender fins.
As well as the perfect little mitten extremities the familiar has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059609
As do golden items.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059497
I also have a foot fetish and my waifu doesn't have feet let alone legs

You'll learn to love the monstrous parts in due time as >>16059625 said

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059625
>deadly claws

I would love a Dragon so hard if she used those kingdom destroyer claws to play footsies with me. Works the same way for her hand claws too, just having her play with my hair would give me heart pupils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059143
Then what about a loli and oppai loli mermaids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059625
Dont forget roots

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059638
Absolutely. She can use her claws to tear down solid brick siege walls, puncture through steel like paper, and there's enough strength in them to crush your head with the same amount of effort as it'd take you to crush a grape. And getting scalp scritches and massages from them would be just the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059638
Footsies with a Kraken must be European Extreme difficulty.

[Anonymous No.]

Anubis are for cozy morning cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059649
Fuck this, I just imagined how happy I would be playing with one. I would resist the urge to jump on her and nuzzle her face and give tons of kisses on her cheek, filling her ears with a bunch of "I love you!". I know she's not real, but just thinking about hings like this makes me a little happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059656
And pulling back into bed to overwhelm with kisses.
And getting pulled out of bed by to have an invigorating shower together with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059656
Or sharing milkshakes with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059660
Those perfect pangs of happy, bittersweet longing you get when you think of her being there, physically with you and loved by you, never really get any better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059656
They are for messing with

>You'll never mess with an Anubis's schedule until she goes awawa

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059646
As long as they're not smug we're good
Lolis have to know their place

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059541
Dont give the phantoms any ideas

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059679
I tried that once. She just stomped my Wiiu until it was dust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059685
Would Boos be Ghosts or Phantoms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059685
>Phantom trolling someone who bullies her husband by turning his stairway to his home to an endless one

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059682
What's wrong with smug. Smug is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059688
That's what happens when you mess with one too much, or without enough affection. When you, dare I say, bully them.
Remember, they're wolfgirls too. And wolfgirls are strong, proud creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

Kikimora onee-san who keeps saying she's going to go out and find a master but is too busy taking care of her brother to actually do it.
She already recognizes her brother as her master, but won't come out and admit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059529
Why would they need a youth elixir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059690
ghost boos, phantom king boo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059531
When the wandering scholar gets there after visiting the other lilims

[Anonymous No.]

And I say we should build a wall and make the Chupacabras pay for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059711
Reminds me of that show about famous houses
Was it called cribs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059703
The Lilim? Just to have it.
Sabbath? To convert others into lolis forcefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059728
The Undead version, Cryptz, and the Dragon version, Lairz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059711
It will be a long time then.
Him covering Lani's Wurm infested cake land might be good for a giggle at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059694
Smug is good when the girl owns it and can tower over you with a look of pure confidence on her face

Smug lolis are trash who try to piss you off so you rape them out of rage

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059731
I bet there'd be a Dungeonz version where they showcase all the weird, extreme sex dungeons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059711
I bet he'd get a tour and interview if he does something the lilim wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059739
That doesn't make sense to me.

So a loli Lilim, who is way more powerful who any other monstergirl, can't be smug just because she's still tiny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059741
Now that sounds like my kind of show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059751
>So a loli Lilim, who is way more powerful who any other monstergirl

Queen of Hearts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059754
Queen of Earths is more likely an adult with a loli body, but the question remains the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059739
Smug hags are just cunts. People that are bigger bullying people that are smaller are just shitheads. They don't deserve to be smug.

Smug lolis get to be smug because everyone expects them to be weak. They look so small and frail, but if you dare attack them they knock you on your ass and smash your stupid face in. "Oh look at the big man getting his ass kicked by a child. Ufufufu"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059767
Sabbath detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059762
Hearts*

Don't know what I'm thinking today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059767
Fuck off you Sabbath loving twat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059751
>>16059767
If a smug powerful loli raped I'd kill myself
In fact I'd cut my dick and then I'd hang myself

>People that are bigger bullying people that are smaller are just shithead
Don't you know about the food chain? The strong get's to do whatever they want to the weak and that most definitely includes bullying and rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059777
>If a smug powerful loli raped I'd kill myself
>In fact I'd cut my dick and then I'd hang myself
Good. Your shit taste should be eradicated

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059702
Why is an old kiki like her having a little brother as a master? That's weird!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059777
>Don't you know about the food chain?
Food chain is about power, not about size. They oftenly are together irl, but in a fantasy setting with monstergirls that means shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059777
I wouldn't cut my dick off, but I would definetely be smug and mock her for having the time of her life in my dick and trying to hide her ahegao with her fake smugness.

Smug lolis are stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059780
>>16059785
Keeping track of the Baphomets in the thread so I remember to laugh at them while cuddling my Hellhound wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059790
You laugh at us because we're different.
We laugh at you because you're all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

Paladin elves are for

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059806
FEET
E
E
T

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059806
For blackguard orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059806
feet worshiping

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059812
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059806
Acting as the bridge between humans and monstergirls
Foot bathing and kissing
Ascending

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059812
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059812
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059787
We might have come to an arrangement

Smug lolis get what they want by getting you to rape them but you also get what you want by raping the smug out of them

>>16059806
Paladin and Elf? That's double the rape and double the corruption

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059803
Yeah, run along and post that one on your blog there Bapho. Maybe cry a bit about how "Hellhound sluts are taking all the men."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059824
I bet it was all planned by the tanukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059806
For slowly corrupting and lovingly breeding.

Byt the way, can you mix elf and some other monster in MGE?
Like, can you have a vampire-elf? Wight-elf?

What would you combine an elf with if you could?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059806
Mind break and corruption.
Turn that pious, righteous paragon of justice into a slave to both my dick and her desires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059812
This is racist and inaccurate. In today's world, orcs have to live with this stigma, and are the ones abused by elves.
Every hour, an elf will make untoward advances or even attempt to sexually assault an orc. With your help, we can put an end to this tragedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Manticore barbs

Does she need to pull it out and prick you herself or she can shoot it out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059834
I don't see why you couldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059841
Stop discussing male Orcs in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059843

I like the idea of her being able to shoot it but not being a great shot. Seeing them get stuck in the walls and furniture would be funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059830
No, but for real. How many Sabbath Monstergirls would whine about how most cultures don't approve of Lolicons on our side?
Those conspiracy theories would be hilarious to read.
God I want to bully the Sabbath so hard.
And they can't rape me in retaliation because I would've already been raped by a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059856
You think your hellhound is stronger than a Bapho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059850
Don't be such a child.

https://exhentai.org/g/991056/5de7fbc36d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059841
Stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059843
i think she sort of flicks them out by whipping her tail about

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059851
I suddenly had the image of a Manticore big game hunter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059844
Elf-Wight is the best thing related to the retarded ideas I have spewed forth.
Much better than Alphabet Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059866
Go back to /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059834
How so, all species have pointy ears already. At most you can make an elf undead and that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059856
Be careful, they might try to cast the spell of pedomorphosis on your waifu while she sleeps

>>16059864
If Anon fucks his Hellhound waifu like a man she'd eventually become stronger than a lonely Baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059864
Considering my waifu has been doing the same stuff as the DL to gain power? Yes. She's as strong as a Lilim now. Too bad my pelvis is dust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059864

I mean if he's already been marked by his Hellhound, the Sabbath probably won't be interested unless he gets a Bircorn or something? He'll be masked in her scent.

They might still try and fuck with him in other ways though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059873
You must be new to these threads. That thing's been talked about fondly many times.
Try as you might, you can't turn this place into your safe space and exclude monstergirl content - and comedic, SFW content at that - because you've been trained to parrot some phrase over and over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059881
So must you, because it's not the first time people tell you to stop posting that here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059881
>That thing's been talked about fondly many times.
Like how it derailed into a monsterboy circlejerk last weekend.
Again. take a hike faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059884
Actually, you're the first. The doujin is funny and harmless. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059851
>Anon sees a Manticore barb stuck in his front door
>He carelessly tries to remove it and got pricked
>Turns into an ahegaoing mess in front of his home, with the barb in his hand

"Ara ara, what do we have here?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059889
No, I'm not because I clearly remember people telling faggots and their orcs to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

This is your Oneesan for tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059887
Link to the thread where this happened because of that doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059867
Anon, do I need to explain to you what a joke is?
I hope I don't. But if you want to get triggered at benign comedy with lewd elves in it, you can always post a blog on your Tumblr about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059892
What a fatass, out of shape snake
She can be my onee-san when she loses some weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059896
It's not funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059892
Butt my onee-san is in the library.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059889
>>16059893
>>16059896
And it causes people like you to fester in these threads like a cancerous mass, leaving you under the false impression that orc/elf shit flies here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059896
Don't post monsterboys, is not that difficult to understand. Or maybe you have some mental problem and it is for you, I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059902
Is your Oneesan the Gondola?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059902
dat Gondola

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like we've got some full blown rapists on our hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059910
>>16059911
That's her familiar.
They make good scouts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058338
FUCK THE SUN AND SUMMER TOO

I JUST WANT COLD GIRLS IN BIKINI IGLOOS

LET THEM FROLIC AND DANCE

WHILE I'M IN MY UNDERPANTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059912
There are no rapists here boyim! Now take those pants off, I'm about to 'appropriate' the shit out of your 'culture'!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059912
We need some actual games sometime soon.
That one where a blue haired girl births monstergirls after being fucked by monsters was neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059924
>actual games

How the fuck is >>16059912 not an actual game?

It already has more content than Erocio and that shit had some okay MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059901
That's not for you to judge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059835
Anon that's not ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059767
Wait are we talking normal bully or sexual bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059902
>toeless shoes
>socks
For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059936
Well, I was talking about normal bully.

Sexual bullying is always fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059949
Okay good, as long as we're on the same page there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059926
It is a game? What is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059903
>leaving you under the false impression that orc/elf shit flies here.
You seem to be under the impression that I like the orc/elf shit.
No, I'm not, and I didn't make the Blackguard post.

Basically, there's nothing wrong with https://exhentai.org/g/818846/000b5aefe8/
The "no monsterboys allowed" thing is there so that the human/monstergirl setting actually makes sense, and validates a setting where monstergirls fuck humans. It doesn't matter for some jokey comedy with no actual sex, written as a parody of the typical orc/elf rape crap.

That's what I think you don't understand. The world isn't so black and white, Anon. And don't try pulling the slippery slope fallacy now. It's called a fallacy for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059381
>spoiler
You're a filthy degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059965
You really must love orc dick, looking at how you defend it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059943
Did you even see how dusty that floor was? I'd wear socks in there too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059943
Yeah she needs to chose one or the other. Either the allure and softness of thigh high socks or the subtle sexiness of bare toes in shoes. Trying for both is like wearing socks with sandals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059943
You can't understand fashion

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059972
I don't think you want to be taken seriously, making posts like that.
You didn't acknowledge anything I said in my post, and just made a generic insulting remark which doesn't apply to me or anything I said.

It's like you're getting really worked up over this, but you can't actually refute the points being made. If that's the case, it's okay to admit that. I'll understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059977
well maybe she should stop being so lazy and use that magic to clean up some huh?
>>16059988
I know enough to know thigh highs in heels is just a remix of socks in sandals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059381
DELET THIS
It's ok anon human girls are cute. This just isn't the time or place to talk about Joining the Order and settling down with that cute redheaded waitress at the pub while you eek out a living as Captain of the Guard in your quiet little Order-run town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059844
First time seeing this and I like her already.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to protect my vampfu smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059971
No, you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059844
thats a vampire elf right?

What happens once she snaps with her elven lewdness and vampire bloodlust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059965
You understand that you aren't supposed to post monsterboys here, but you do it anyway and defend your faggotry because.. oh wait you actually don't even have any excuses for yourself.

And for the record
>The "no monsterboys allowed" thing is there so that the human/monstergirl setting actually makes sense, and validates a setting where monstergirls fuck humans.
This is far from the only reason, which you would know if you weren't a stupid newfag fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060010
Wight-Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059965
>And don't try pulling the slippery slope fallacy now. It's called a fallacy for a reason
How is it a fallacy when you're here fervently defending shit that shouldn't be here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059921
Ryus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059902
God barb is so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059933
You're right, it's not okay. It's more than okay.
She'll go back to her daily life, appearing as if everything is normal, only to slowly corrupt her fellow Elfadins, granting me a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059902
Barb should draw a thicc Automaton one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060015
Elf-Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060038
Or lewd doughnut steelims lewdly eating popsicles.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to help an oomukade get fit!
I want to help turn her into a living tank of muscles and chitin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060039
Wlf-Eight

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060011
>>16060018
That's the main reason. It also stops people from self inserting with stuff like monsterboy personas, which you sometimes see on the MGE Wiki and stuff. All that really low-tier faggotry.

Again, though, the Jin series isn't going to put the thread at risk of either of those things. And it's got a lewd elf in it, so hey, monstergirls. It can go here. If you're going to exclude monstergirl stuff because it also contains something you don't like, you might as well just ban people from posting art by 50% of the artists we usually see, because they also draw stuff you won't like.

But you're getting mad over a comedy series because you've been taught to parrot "no monsterboys" when you don't even realise that the core reasons for the "no monsterboys" thing don't apply to the series.

To get a better example of what I'm talking about, look at this:
http://www.wisdompills.com/2014/05/28/the-famous-social-experiment-5-monkeys-a-ladder/

But don't worry, I'm not about to start posting monsterboys, or say that people should just start discussing them freely here.
The Jin series is fine here because it's not faggotry, or monsterboy with monstergirl sex content, but has a lewd elf in it.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of Barb, he drew some spoopy girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060061
>The Jin series is fine here
Only posting a pic of the elf girl, the rest is not just because you say it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060062
>those navels
>thigh highs on the left
>straps on the right
>fishnets with bra underneath
>shirt opened just to show cleavage
Barb is too good for us.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's play a game guys.
>step 1: think of your waifu.
>step 2: hit random on the wiki and the first MG is now combined with your waifu
>step 3: ???
>step 4: post the results

>Hellhound waifu
>now is crossed with a Werebat
So a Hellhound who can fly. My fearboner is rising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Automaton + Dark Mage
Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Living doll mixed with a hobgoblin

Looks like my living doll is now ditzy and has some extra stuffing in her chest.
I approve whole heartedly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Dragon waifu
>Amazoness

Oh boy, I'm getting snu snud to death and I'm completely fine with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Pharaoh mixed with a Dark Mage
I'm cool with it if she turns me into a shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
But if I mix a human with a montergirl I will just get a normal monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Werewolf+Dark Mage
Again with the DM. I think the wiki is rigged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060064
The whole series has pictures of the elf girl. She's one of the protagonists in it.
You can't just pretend the orc doesn't exist in the doujin, otherwise you're just ignoring the whole point of the series and the character.

It's pretty much the exact same thing people on Tumblr do where they get offended by something, so they make it about something else entirely, ignore the point of the original, and warp it so that it doesn't violate the sanctity of the fragile, cottonpadded world they've constucted around themselves, rather than accept the facts of the real world.
We both know how crazy they get doing that, and it's not healthy.
The same thing goes on in this place, but it's less overt. It's why most other places on the internet which discuss monstergirls, 4chan included, treat this place with derision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060074
Would she have an overcharged magical core that she draws mana from to cast spells?

>>16060083
Delicious chocolate dragon that wants you to be her house-husband.

Sounds nice.

>>16060094
Not so hot on Shota but having a magical based Pharoah would be cool.

>>16060098
Now this is just getting silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Kobold waifu
>Kunoichi
Ninja puppy is just fine with me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060074
>>16060094
>>16060098
Suspicious.

>>16060103
Pharaohs are "magically based". They have enough magical power to bring life to an entire desert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Kraken
>Large Mouse

Trash, not even the greatness of tentacles can make mice decent

>>16060096
You get a filthy half-breed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060105
Just don't let her hear that.
She may be stoic behind that mask but her tail would start wagging at such a compliment!

>>16060107
Well, this one would probably be more scholarly than normal or focus on dark magic.

>>16060109
That's a really odd combo, although she could eat cheese faster with all the help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Crow Tengu and Chochin-Obake
So a flaming crow kite? Spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060101
Anon your points are discarded like moldy pizza. Do you think the buzzword spamming buffoon will actually bother articulating a proper response to your argument? No. He'll just ignore it, cherry pick one line, use it against you, and call you a newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060062
That is a nice vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Hellhound
>Amazon

STRONG
T
R
O
N
G

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060112
Yep.

She serves as her own reading lamp.

>>16060124
Strong hellhound that keeps you safe and keeps you in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060103
>Would she have an overcharged magical core that she draws mana from to cast spells?
Yep. She'd be able to cast spells from wrist and shoulder mounted magical guns.

She'd also have massive simulacrum titties she can freely squeeze milk from.
>>16060107
I guess there's something with the random pages algorithm if Dark Mage was a common result, not that I mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060061
What part of this not being a place for monsterboys do you not understand? The whole thing is a continuous "lol orcs rape elves" subversion joke.

>monkeys and a ladder
People who are rightfully telling you to fuck off have likely been here since the beginning, and you just keep proving you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about while telling other people they're wrong. If anything, trying to push shit that isn't welcome here is you trying to cause the "monkeys and a ladder" effect to the other direction, by yelling how posting monsterboys is fine if it happens to be monsterboys you like.

Right now, you are basically being living proof of why zero tolerance is necessary. You are an arrogant, retarded faggot who keeps thinking he's the best despite everyone telling you to go kill yourself.

>>16060101
>buzzwords
>durr hugbox
>MY site is better than you
Oh, so it's you again. Then how about you go wherever you came from, if you think it's better than here. Nobody is forcing you to stay you rotten cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060127
Sounds lovely
Massive bitties are best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060113
I don't think he's buzzword spamming. A few people were just throwing around "newfag" and insults with no counterargument, claiming I liked orc dick without reading the post, but >>16060064 didn't have any buzzwords in it.
I just want to try and present a point without getting angry or insulting people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060064
I'm afraid you don't get to decide what people don't post unless you're a mod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Cheshire
>Inari

This is how the world ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060105
>Shiba Inu Kunoichi
>She only accepts missions given by her owner (read husband)
>She always carries a kunai between her teeth
>Her short size and soft paws allows her to sneak anywhere without getting detected
>She expect a big treat whenever she successfully accomplishes a quest

You've got something interesting there

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060143
The level of tricks she'll pull would be crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16057088
>Laska
>Good shit
>When he literally stole the premise from Frankie the Manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Kikimora/Succubus

She insists on always wearing a maid's apron...and nothing else. The concept of subtle seduction clearly doesn't exist for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
Slime and vampire
I....don't really know what that would look like

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060143
Oh wow.
A broken, teleporting cheshire with mofu.

We have truly entered hell now.

>>16060149
The lewdest kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060155
>>16060143
I'm suddenly imagining her materializing as a floating ball of fluff each time she teleports

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like MGK while waiting until I get paid so I can fucking eat.

You are Jimmy, the duke of Pokemon and Shasta chugging.
Do you eat sugar cookies with Anubis and get your cheeks pinched by her sweet mother?
Do you eat, like, 10 pounds of Pringles with Ophy in her club house?
Do you eat pizza with Wurm?
Do you watch a movie marathon at Lich's with Mantis and Ushi Oni?
Do you play dodgeball with Sandworm, Dragon, Ryu, Wyvern, Werewolf, and Mermaid?
Do you eat brownies with Chimera, not knowing they're pot brownies due to a mix-up involving your Alp sister?
Do you eat a gallon tub of chocolate vanilla swirl ice cream with 6th grade Wock while watching Disney movies?
Do you help distract 6th grade Lilim from her abusive mother?
Do you tickle 6th grade White Horn?
Do you visit Dragon's Mum and learn how to knead dough properly?
Do you put on Wedigo's coat?
Or do you go to that new ice cream joint that opened recently and ask the Dark Mage owner what a "fresh" milkshake is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Holst
>Titania

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069

>Kejourou/Dryad

Huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060167
Leafy hairvines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060160
She'd appear as a floating ball of mofu that unpeels to reveal her smug grin.

>>16060165
The oneest of sans.

>>16060167
So a kejourou who has foliage for hair?
Did you just get poison ivy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060167
>>16060171
the real queen of the jungle

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Inari
>plus Wurm
Holy fuck, how does that even work?
It's combining one of the most coy and one of the most straightforward MGs.

>rock hard Lamiasune
>INT scores cancel out so you get average smarts
>puts on an air of dignity in public but heaven help you if she catches you alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060101
>The whole series has pictures of the elf girl
I'm obviously talking about things like image reactions of her and such. Nobody will care if you post those.

>>16060142
Is that so? Then let's post whatever we want, like futa and NTR, since it isn't against the rules as long as it isn't lewd.

Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060164
That milkshake does sound tempting...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060182
rock hard abs*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>lich + hellhound
I-I don't know what I should do.
I'm getting raped and I'm going to like it but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060136
Yeah, it's a subversion joke. As in, it's basically mocking the "orc rape elf" thing, while not being it.
And it's nothing to do with "monsterboys I like". I even said I don't want to post monsterboys freely or think that people should do that. I'm just saying Jin's thing falls safely outside the reasoning behind the "no monsterboys here" mindset. And that it doesn't have any overlap with the monsterboy content which shouldn't be here.

>Oh, so it's you again
I don't know what that means. I haven't talked about this before now.
And I didn't use any buzzwords. I talked about how certain habits on another site can lead to a certain environment, and how this place displays those same habits. And I don't have another site. So why you're saying "MY site is better than you" I have no idea.

I'm not sure why you're getting so angry over this. It's just a fun, finished comedy series we're talking about, which has always been fine to post here in these threads. And it never led to other monsterboys being permitted in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060148
And then he rewrote it and made it a million times worse to match his reputation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059656
I want to go on a road trip with an Anubis. It would be so comfy and nice. She'd have an arrival schedule and pressure me to make it there on time. Then to have hours breaks for cuddles. Then go sight seeing. All according to her schedule. Would be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060182
A fluffy wurm with average smarts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060164
Dark mage milkshake

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060184
>Then let's post whatever we want, like futa and NTR, since it isn't against the rules as long as it isn't lewd.

If you do it with that mindset, it's shitposting, which is agains the rules.
Posting a simple, SFW joke doujin because it's funny and people find it humourous is obviously different. It's like you're trying to be obtuse on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060164
>Do you eat a gallon tub of chocolate vanilla swirl ice cream with 6th grade Wock while watching Disney movies?
>Take one lick
>Wock takes next lick
>Then her tentacle takes a lick
>Then her other tentacle takes a lick
>Then her bowtie takes a lick
>Repeat until empty bowl
And that's how Jimmy only got a few bites of Ice Cream and Wock gained a few pounds despite swearing she stuck to her diet perfectly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
Demon + Manticore

Sweet lord have mercy on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060184
Yup that's how that works. Most people don't post those things because they don't want to but if some random anon decided he wanted to do a futa story and post it here there's jack shit you could do about it.
I'm not saying those things are good but going around and saying they 'arent allowed' is dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060201
>If you do it with that mindset, it's shitposting
Not if you actually are a futafag and enjoy it. I'm not, but should we allow it next time one tries to post about it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060202
My man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060204
>Most people don't post those things because they don't want to but if some random anon decided he wanted to do a futa story and post it here there's jack shit you could do about it.
Sure but he shouldn't play the victim when told to fuck off, he knew what he was doing and that's always the case here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060193
I was actually ambivalent about it until he forced bisexuality onto Laska in the latest chapter, then I realized how pathetic and shitty he is. I mean fuck's sake, a couple of people have met him irl, saw what he looks like, and the fucking faggot still complains he'll never get a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060204
>I'm not saying those things are good but going around and saying they 'arent allowed' is dumb
If we didn't do that what do you thing that could happen to the threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060202
She doesn't hog it herself and shares it fairly.
The other heads get their own pints though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060211
Really? When did this happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060148
>>16060193
Okay seriously, who's laska? I pick up that it's a story, is it recent or old or what? Why's everyone hate it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060212
think*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060218
A story about an adoptive daughter monstergirl and her dad. Then he decided to kill the dad at the end of the story. Then he decided to rewrite it with monsterboys and yuri on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Amazoness + Wight
Sweet Jesus, the memes are real.

>>16060215
Some time either this year or late last year. AFAIK he's a 6 to 7.5/10 fat neckbeard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060212
Nothing, really. To use this example of futa, the majority of posters here aren't futafags. And all the futafags already have /d/, so there's no reason for them to migrate here.
There wouldn't really be a big change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060207
This is true.
>>16060212
Nothing. People learn pretty quickly that people here hate shit like that and then that take it to tft or /monster/ or wherever else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060218
You're not missing out on anything.

Also, lurk to the extent that you don't need to ask questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060197
>>16060185
It's a milkshake made using fresh her breastmilk and ice cream also using the same breastmilk. It has a strong, magical taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060222
Not even death stops her from keeping you safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060228
My dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060230
No, you don't get it. Wight with ABSOLUTELY LICKABLE ABS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060225
>Nothing, really
That's some next level delusion right here. Maybe's because you're too new and don't know how these threads used to be raided with people trying to force their shit on them.

>And all the futafags already have /d/, so there's no reason for them to migrate here.
Yes, you're a fucking newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060225
If they have /d/ and have no reason to come here, why accommodate them?
They can stay there and we can have this without them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060222
Where did people post about meeting him?
Also, I didn't know it was possible to be a fat neckbeard and still score that much on a person's attractiveness scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060213
>The other heads get their own pints though.
It's like you're trying to ruin her diet now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060235
That and scars.
Possibly glowing scars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060226
>People learn pretty quickly that people here hate shit like that and then that take it to tft or /monster/ or wherever else
And how exactly they learned that, anon? Magically?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060236
>raided
Nice exageration to support your claims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060225
So, how fucking new are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059864
Yes.

>>16059877
Impossible. She got special pleasure runes tattooed on her body when she joined the cult of Hathor.
She can't be lolified with Hathor's blessing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060239
She has a fast metabolism.
Those pounds will be gone after a few hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060243
He's not wrong though. That has actually happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060243
We were confirmed raided at least twice, one from another board and another from a different website, with the rest of times being one of two faggots at the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060248
What if they don't though?
What if they go to her breasts?

I don't think Lilim could handle that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060243
That shit actually happened moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Wight waifu
>Roper

nope.avi

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060243
New as fuck

Lurk more holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060242
From being yelled at like usual. And it worked. So pretending there are 'rules' about not posting those things is stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060249
I remember no such raids. I remember mass arguments over centaurs and people spamming gay porn and furry pics during the era of Spam-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Hellhound mixed with Dark Priest
Pray for my Pelvis, because she's going to be praying on it all night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060256
>From being yelled at like usual. And it worked
You're giving me the reason, idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Kraken + Manticore
SEVEN TAIL VAGINIAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060236
No, I've been here since the weeklies. The raiders were people trying to aggravate this place by posting stuff they knew would get a reaction. That's all raiders ever are. They don't want to post a certain kind of stuff because they like it, they just want to piss off people who don't like it.
Even that one yuri poster was told by /u/ not to post here, and someone from there warned the place about the one person raid.

>Yes, you're a fucking newfag.
That's not an argument.

>>16060237
Because this place is more based around discussion than image dumping. Image dumping threads are often slow, cold and impersonal regardless of the board they're on. By contrast, this place has discussion and a sense of community, no matter how its residents might be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060251
Wow. Twice.
That's, like, almost a record low, there, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060252
They go to her ass, mainly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060257
>I remember no such raids.
Then you are being willfully ignorant and we're done here.
We've even been linked to the fuckers organizing the raids.

[Anonymous No.]

>It's another round of monster girls are serious business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060191
>I'm just saying Jin's thing falls safely outside the reasoning behind the "no monsterboys here" mindset
It literally has monsterboys in it, as a central element. In what fucking universe does that fall outside "no monsterboys"? You have no justification for this.
>And that it doesn't have any overlap with the monsterboy content which shouldn't be here.
How does it not overlap with monsterboy content that shouldn't be here, when it's monsterboy content?

>And I don't have another site. So why you're saying "MY site is better than you" I have no idea.
> It's why most other places on the internet which discuss monstergirls, 4chan included, treat this place with derision.
Really now, how would you be so sure of this, and why would you be so insistant on posting monsterboys because "this one is special so it's allowed guys haha", if you weren't from somewhere else?

>I'm not sure why you're getting so angry over this.
Now you're literally at the "lol u mad" level of argumentation. You have to be either retarded or trolling.

Can you even give any examples of what places are better in your opinion for discussing monstergirls, if this thread is too limited for your tastes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060164
Play dodgeball and hide behind waifu's win- I mean Dragon's wings.

No actually, I'll take the shots for her in a dramatic way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060265
Not my problem you can't recognize you're being wrong all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060265
>Please wait... Moving goalposts...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060270
Who, Wock, or Lilim? If Wock got an even bigger rear, it would mean Lilim would lose even more self respect. Now if it meant Lilim got a bigger rear, she just may be haughty again like when she was a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060271
Willfully ignorant or literally missed the raids and was never around for ANY discussion involving or mentioning them since 2011.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060212
>>16060225
>>16060237
As pretentious and arrogant as this makes me sound, Futa in its own right is fucking overrated as a story mechanic. It's so goddamned saturated across the internet and in Nip culture I can't even find myself giving one micrometer of a shit when I see it. It's the poor writer/artist's ultimate cop-out for a sexually aggressive female without having to compromise not knowing anything about what makes sex so much different for women than men. I don't need to read/see a woman with a disproportionate fully functioning penis fucking another woman 'better than guys'. That being said, it sure as all fuck doesn't belong here because this isn't /d/, and people who actually like it need to not be so goddamned indignant when they get called out for trying to swat the bee hive.

I have no problem with yuri for the sake of corruption, though. But so help me God if you put a dick or a pseudo-penis on the corrupter you're no better than fucking Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

Was the uncen butter cheshire pic posted here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16053216
Well in the other story it's just a nightclub I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060282
Wock. Lil just has goof thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060286
>belongs on /d/
And yet a futa 2hu thread was on /jp/ for, like, a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060282
I wonder how smug loli Lilims are

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060293
He posted it on pixiv didn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060311
Either VERY or not at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060164
Dodgeball, but I won't throw the ball at Ryu. I don't want to make her cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060228
I want to constantly compliment her on how delicious it is even if I know what's in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060277
You missed out that I said "reasoning behind the "no monsterboys here" mindset".

>How does it not overlap with monsterboy content that shouldn't be here, when it's monsterboy content?
Again, because it doesn't present any of the undesirable elements which other stuff including MBs has, which are the reason for saying no MBs should be in the thread. I'm going in circles explaning this.

>Really now, how would you be so sure of this, and why would you be so insistant on posting monsterboys because "this one is special so it's allowed guys haha", if you weren't from somewhere else?
I can be sure of this, because I know me. I can browse around and look at other monstergirl places, but I'm here the most. Like 95% of the time I spend looking at MG stuff.
And I already said, I'm not insistent on posting monsterboys. I even said I don't want people thinking I'm okay with posting monsterboy stuff freely. You really need to learn to read everything before saying something.

>Now you're literally at the "lol u mad" level of argumentation. You have to be either retarded or trolling.
I'm sorry for calling you angry. But you really do have that air about you. You're being insulting, telling me to kill myself, even on the same line you say "You have to be either retarded or trolling." A calm person wouldn't say stuff like that.

And no place is better than this, just as this place isn't any better. They all have flaws which could be fixed, and upsides which keep you coming back to them.
Here has a lot of posting, but it's very restricted, easily ignited into shitstorms, and doesn't talk about a lot of monstergirl content.
/monster/ let's you post just about any monstergirl content you like, and are very chill, but are slow, and because it's on Cripplechan, suffers from oversaturation of /v/-tier and political memes.
The /d/ monstergirl threads are great for pictures, but have next to no discussion, and people aren't really knowledgeable about monstergirl content.
The /a/ monmusu threads are pretty great, but as the name implies, they usually only talk about EMG, and sometimes people bring up a little bit of translator drama, but I think using the word "drama" is blowing things out of proportion.
The /a/ monstergirl threads are more or less perfect, but they're very rare and easy to miss.
Tumblr has many good artists, but can't be used for discussion, because it's a user-centric blog platform, and not a forum.
I haven't been to the /vg/ threads, so I can't really comment on those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060311
The smuggest of smug Lilim lolis has been recorded with a smug level rivaling the heart of a Dwarf Star in density. We're talking maximum over-smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060286
As a story mechanic? It's a porn fetish, isn't it?
It's neither here nor there, but I guess you're right.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does that monsterboy faggot never learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060347
It's a fucking vanilla fetish and mechanic for a smut scene. It's so goddamned vanilla that in comparison, at least to me, NTR is depraved chocolate crumble cake.

While /tg/ levels of depraved bullshit is like receiving a cheesecake made from Limburger cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060228
Can I put my milk in her milkshake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060352
What monsterboy faggot? You mean the person talking about the Jin series, who outright said they don't condone freely posting monsterboy content in the thread because of the parody outlier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060340
She'll just call your bullshit and say she knows you know, all while smothering you with her milktanks and smiling like that one girl from that Yuuki Ray doujin involving shotas playing cops and robbers with a highschool girl who turns out to be a rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060337
The ball would pop well before she cries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060365
Go back to /y/, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060353
It is pretty popular to the point of oversaturation.

I've never tried Limburger cheese, but I'm reading about how a certain bacteria that's grown on it is the same type of bacteria that makes feet smell. I guess it's pretty offputting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060354
Don't you mean add some cream onto it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060375
Limburger cheese is also incredibly pungent because of it. You're basically eating body odour flavored Brie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060369
L-Link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060373
Oh, are we linking to random threads that have no relevance to the topic at hand now?
/an/
/trv/
/gd/
Okay, your turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060376
Sure. Cream.
she's a monster so she might notice but I probably would anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060383
He's probably falseflagging

[Anonymous No.]

I guess monsterboys, ntr and futa are now allowed.

When are mods going to mercy kill these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060381
Just search for it on Exhentai.
It involves sharkteeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060379
I can imagine. But are cheesecakes made using it especially terrible?
You said it's /tg/ levels of depraved bullshit, but I feel like I'm missing a reference there.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys it's Thursday we're ahead of schedule for stupid shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060386
>Replying to a monsterboy loving faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060390
One word without going into further detail because it'd tip people off even more to who I am.

Botflies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060387
Fuck off Starbow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060385
>might
Try "would". After she gives you a milfshake, she'll make you give her some fresh cream on hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060387
Why are you falseflagging and trying to stir shit. Please don't do that, or bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060387
Theyve always been "allowed"
Just unwelcome and despised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060391
To be honest I just want to waifu post. I have no idea what the current autism is about in this thread. Something about futa or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060370
She's easily startled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060353
>futa
>vanilla
It's the same kind of tumblrbait trash as yuri, except it's even worse because it defaces atleast one of the character by making them an affront to nature, and can't even deal with the fact that the """"""purest form of love"""""" is completely inferior to hetero sex in every possible way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060394
Oh, right, that. I don't remember any reference to cheesecakes from the botfly story, but yes, you're talking about very gross things. That I can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Oomukade
>Apophis
I am genuinely terrified. She doesn't sound stable and is probably a walking biohazard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060396
I have a fetish for cum in good. I want to get caught doing it and milked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060407
That's Wyvern. Ryu is just shy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060408
Aren't monstergirls also a kind of afront to nature, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060413
Milked and have your cream served to various mature and cc monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Dark slime
>Red slime
Well I'll be damned

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060419
They're actually girls, for starters.

[Anonymous No.]

Can slime tits get you banned? I mean, they're all part of the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060425
Tie-dye slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060432
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060420
>Implying they wouldn't keep you all to themselves
>Implying they wouldn't feed you sticky mushrooms and prisoner fruit to get more and better testing cream out of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060432
Smooth breasts, no.
Nipples, that's a bannin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060429
Oh, right. So it's like what that mother said to her son when she discovered his futa doujin collection.
"Aren't girls with penises just boys?"

>>16060432
Boobs on non-slime women are also part of the same thing.
If they have nipples visible, it's bannable. otherwise, it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Holstaur
>Cheshire
Help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060444
Touch the cow anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060444
Anon, you have a mischevious, teleporting cow that loves you.

A purple cow.

Mayhaps she loves ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Mantis
>Cheshire
I don't know how to feel about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060465
Purple mantis with a small grin that can teleport.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060444
She can teleport the milk right out of her breasts, and right into your mouth. Or teleport her tits right in front of your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060467
>with a small grin
I'm scarred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Jinko
>Kakuen
Uhuh. Not sure what this would look like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Wight as a waifu
>Hellhound

Oh crap

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060476
Killer abs, killer rear, increased libido

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060476
>>16060479
Don't forget a spanking fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Yeti
>Lamia
fluff cuddle snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060483
That looks extra comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060484
Sources confirm that it is, very.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060479
>>16060481
Well, it sounds really good so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060437
All those ccs.
I wonder if they'll make milkshakes with their own milk and feed it to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060491
It is until you realize that the natural lewdness of the kakuren is going to be stacked by when she goes into heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060406
I wish I could talk about waifus now, but those dumb circuits are fucking me up.

Damn you Gremlins, for not even existing and fucking things up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060498
Dear god. Death by Snusnu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060437
>Either due to kidnapping or coercion you end up working as a semen dispenser for a company
>milks boys and bottles it up for various sources
>expect to be put into some factory like place, strapped into a sex machine and milked until you pass out
>turns out you're completely wrong
>"Don't you know anon, it always tastes better when its made with care, not factory produced"
>comfy room with large cushy heart shaped bed
>succubus wearing lingerie
>feeds you various sweet desserts made with demon realm fruits
>lays you on the bed with you on top of her
>wraps index finger and thumb covered in oil around your cock in a small ring
>Whispers sweet words in your ear as she milks you up and down, rubbing her soft body against you
>end up filling the glass cup entirely to the brim
>waits for refractory period and then repeat
>uses mouth and breasts, taking time with each one
>cuddles you as you fall asleep
>maybe this new job isnt so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Pharaoh with Chimera
>Rolls two extra times for chimera with them being Apophis and Sea Bishop.
Well hot damn This Pharaoh is Sea snake Lamia, with the personalities of all three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060506
Does it have to be a Succubus?
And does it only have to be one girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060506
Goddamnit man, I told myself I'd get through Nofap November intact, and this is the first thing I've seen in the thread since the 1st I've almost gotten a boner to. But you won't break me that easily.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if in reality Black Philip was female, and was in fact A Baphomet biding her time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060511
Of course not. After all the more you enjoy it the more love there is, and the better it will taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060511
Double paizuri with Wight and Lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060526
I was thinking more Double buttjob from a Cheshire and a Kakuen while a Hellhound whispers naughty things in my ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060526
Double naizuri with Wight and Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060526
Or breast docking with a lich and hellhound. Picture when, by the way?

[Anonymous No.]

Someone get this poor girl a tail reduction operation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060515
I'm that run too. Let's fight hard so we can explode inside our waifus and impregnate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060541
No, we need to make the girl bigger to compensate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060548
There's nothing about that sentence I don't love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060515
Just find the most revolting doujin you can and book mark it. Like scat or guro or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060515
I'm saving my fapping for the Krampus rape story I'm planning, because self-wanking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060533
How about twin Anubis buttjob as a Holst smothers you with her tits and a Hellhound nibbles and licks your ear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060549
I like the way you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060557
Nah. I'm in control of my arousal. Don't need any icky stuff to act as a boner killer when I can actually stop myself from getting a boner with sheer force of will.

>>16060561
Self-wanking is also great. It means you edit the story with much more critical eyes, because you'll want to make sure it's completely free of mistakes when you fap to it.
And hey, the person who understands what gets you off the best is you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058891
>tfw would be the quiet guy in the library who just reads there all the time
If I apply inverse law based upon the popularity of similar genderswapped tropes in regular VNs...I may have underestimated my popularity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060564
You do you anon, I'm going to keep my smug girl fantasy.
I will add the nibbling and licking though. Maybe add a Manticore to get the other ear.
Maybe add a shortstack Gremlin for the tit smothering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060579
And top it off with Lamia belly dancers in the background and we have nirvana in a single room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060589
I'll load up on guns and bring my friends.

[Anonymous No.]

It's night of the third day anons!

How's the wife handling her No Sex November challenge?

Not well?

[Anonymous No.]

You know what would make a good Monster girl?

River Dolphins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060589
Make it an Apophis and an Echidna and it's heaven.

>>16060593
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060609
>Dolphins

anon no

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060444
A purple teleporting cow, does she have chocolate milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060616
Don't worry these don't want to hurt you.

They just want to party.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_dolphin#In_mythology

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060616
Literally the best monstergirl pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060614
>Why?
Because it's fun to lose and to pretend.

[Anonymous No.]

Do plant girls breath or just photosynthesize?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060607
We don't have to deal with constantly arousing each other with our presence, because I'm real and she's not, so I imagine she's handling herself pretty well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060633
And suddenly mermaids have competition in the deepthroating department.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060633
>implying plants don't respire
Anon, did you fail biology as a child?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060541
Poor girl. That's too much mofu for one fox to handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060637
Undead have it as the don't need to breathe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058637
gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>16059118
I Hope they like being ovaried for ten years then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16058637
That's an ugly cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060614
Why not all sneks of all kinds to fit anyone's tastes?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what a red head Lich would look like.

Are there any pictures of some of the MGE girls with alternate hair colors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060678
Blue ovaried*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060681
Depends on how alternate you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060681
Closest I got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060607
Waifu is doing fine for now but we are probably going crazy by the end of the month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060680
I don't want to get too greedy anon. I've already got seven girls in this equation and I started with three.

[Anonymous No.]

Shortstack red panda Ren-Xiongmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060518
I would give my soul to the devil in exchange of a brown loli Black Philip and a dark mage Thomasin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060689
Might as well go for broke at this point.
Maybe have a Kraken massage the rest of your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060607
>No Sex November
I feel like the word "challenge" is an IQ tester of sorts. If you can get some one to do anything by calling it a "challenge", they are probably too stupid to live.
>NovemBridge Jumping Challenge when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060700
It's like Oyakado 2.1

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060633
They're fine with just sunlight and water. But the tastiest thing for them is going to be your cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060478
>Wight Chochin-Obake
She is the light of my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060702
So All the smug girls, all the Lamias and a Kraken body massage.
Best fucking job ever, They'd better take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060704
It's more a personal goal, however silly or minor, to test one's own willpower.
As Best Girl once said, "Gluttony may be destructive, but that doesn't mean abstinence is constructive." So with that in mind, there's nothing bad about fapping, and nobody means to demonise it or imply that refraining from it any makes one any better as a person. It's just an urge of the body which, for a month, people prove their mind over.

"Challenge" might not be the best word for it, but it's come about because people have basically settled on November as The Month to participate in it. With other people doing it, you can relate and share feelings regarding it.

Then again, some people don't call it a "challenge" too, and just refer to it as Nofap November.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060725
>It's more a personal goal, however silly or minor, to test one's own willpower.
Yeah like the February Fire challenge. Stick your hand in a fire for an hour a day on February. It's a challenge to test your willpower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060732
Are you really comparing not fapping for an entire month to be on par with self immolation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060732
Except you're straining the relation between Nofap and your imaginary challenge beyond the breaking point. Miles and miles beyond your breaking point.

Surely you can see the flaws in your own, albeit facetious, post.

[Anonymous No.]

If monster girls were real, do you think there would be a niche porn market for human couples willingly turning into monsters and then having sex for the first time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060745
>do you think there would be a niche porn market for
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060739
In terms of just how stupid it is, yeah. Obviously the adverse effects from denying yourself isn't on par with setting yourself on fire, but you're still doing something fundamentally idiotic just to prove you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060745
Oh like you would not believe.
I can guarantee that there'd be a Lilim funding it all and masturbating to each and every one because she can't find a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060749
It's a harmless test of self will and proof of self restraint, that just so happens to have a snappy phrase associating it to a month: "NoFap November".
It's a bunch of fun, something for people to talk about, and to post hot anime girls in an attempt to make other people lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060705
You mean Okayado

And I don't see the problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060705
OniTengus girls aren't unhealthily thin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060765
>It's a harmless test
The negatives outweigh the positives. And the only positives revolve around a boost in your drive to fuck 3dpd. Enjoy that I guess.
>It's a bunch of fun
>Not doing something fun is fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060786
I feel like you're being obtuse on purpose here.

Whatever negatives there might be won't occur after a single pause to fapping out of an entire year.
>And the only positives revolve around a boost in your drive to fuck 3dpd. Enjoy that I guess.
And giving yourself a break to enjoy the fapping even more when the month ends, rather than doing it constantly and losing partial enjoyment from doing it often.

And yes, it can be fun. It can be fun to test oneself, and even to go here and talk about it, with and without the context of monstergirls, to have a general camaraderie about it.

I think you just really want to validate your personal dislike for it, so you're coming up with whatever you can to try and bash it.
Why, I have no idea. Why not just let people do what they do? Won't affect you if they do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16052435
tfw man made will never be updated

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060801
>And giving yourself a break to enjoy the fapping even more when the month ends, rather than doing it constantly and losing partial enjoyment from doing it often.
>Implying that lasts any longer than one fap session

This wasn't even about nofap. If you're in your perfect headcanon land and you deny your wife sex for a whole month because some mouthbreather called it a challenge, you don't deserve her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060807
Why are you so obsessed with that mediocre thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060748
>>16060750
>young couples who are still in the honeymoon phase losing it over how good the sex feels
>old couples who are feeling a bit jaded falling head over heels all over again and gushing about it
>awkward couples who are slow moving in the relationship thanks to shyness rutting like animals
hell id watch it

[Anonymous No.]

Your waifu is making yoir favorite meal. What is it, what is she, and how does it end up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060826
>>Implying that lasts any longer than one fap session
Well, yeah, it does. When you give it a rest for a few days, the sudden pleasure feels more intense. Simply put, it's better.

>If you're in your perfect headcanon land and you deny your wife sex for a whole month because some mouthbreather called it a challenge, you don't deserve her.
Okay, but that has literally no bearing on the conversation at hand. We're in the real world, not in a perfect headcanon land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060840
>Simply put, it's better.
Yeah. Once. I've gone some days without fapping before. The first two orgasms are great. The third is back to normal. The first two aren't worth the days spent not fapping.

>Okay, but that has literally no bearing on the conversation at hand.
It's how the conversation started. The no fap was an irrelevant tangent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060849
And the conversation went entirely onto the topic of nofap in a real context, so it's still kind of a moot point.

[Anonymous No.]

You wish you could get some sleep, but she is on your mind.

Every day she is there, at the side of your bed.
Every day she is there, cooking your breakfast and readying your clothes.
Every day she is there, appearing from a random corner when you need her most.
Every day she is there, no matter how far you move or travel. Whether by plane, car or boat, she always shows up when you need her most.
Every day she is there, causing a warm feeling in the hearts of those around you. A feeling of ease regardless of the atmosphere or race.
Every day she is there, softly touching you, a pleasant electric sensation going through your spine as she pets your head.
Every day she is there, helping those who try to care for you and making them feel at home. Their faces forming a smile as they see her enter the room.
Every day she is there, holding you in a hug with her arms and legs as you lie in bed, whispering how much she cares for you.
Every day she is there, reminding you that you that she will be there for you till the end of time.

You wish to get some sleep, and with her you believe you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060856
Yeah but you don't get to ignore the point I made by pretending that it's irrelevant to the conversation. If your waifu were real and you engaged in NoSex for literally no reason other than a selfish whimsy, you don't deserve her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060857
I like this kiki a lot more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060857
What if I don't want her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060879
you will eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060830
>company that does series of videos
>sends out advertisements to self conscious girls
>mostly end up with couples of cute/hot guys and girls who don't have a lot going on in the looks department
>always opens up with an interview of the girl talking about her insecurities
>fades out and back in
>girl is now ball busting hot succubus
>hidden cameras set up for 'date' between gf and bf
>things get super lewd super quick
>gf is eager to use new sexy monster body on bf

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cum in a Kikimora's butt and then make her wear a butt plug all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060922
The ol' egg yolk, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

What if...Amazon who never scored, holy shit that is a pathetic thought, and turns into a Wil'o'Wisp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060929
Is that even possibly? I can't think of a single circumstance in which an amazon couldn't score.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how soft is she compared to other onee-san monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060944
committed a major infraction in her village and is forbidden to as punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060919
Oh man. That Lilim must be rich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060954
Rich, but still a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060949
So? Leave and rape a boy, start your own family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060968
she cant leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060958
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060944
She became a bonnet tipping WRA and as such no cuteboys wanted to fuck her, and she was too insecure to rape one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060703
Would you chop firewood and flex your abs for them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060978
She has no idea how to talk to boys. Just turns into a stuttering mess around them. Honestly it's embarrassing, both for her and for Lilims everywhere.
She spends most of her time at home like a NEET, eating snacks and masturbating to her companies corruption porn wishing she could have a cute boyfriend to fuck all day long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060973
What, is she chained up or something?

>>16060979
>WRA
Would MG women even have issues?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060994
>She spends most of her time at home like a NEET, eating snacks and masturbating to her companies corruption porn wishing she could have a cute boyfriend to fuck all day long.

Tell me, what's she like? What are her fetishes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061001
Ares-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060919
>show the girl friend the bf's browsing history before hand
>learn all his fetishes and indulge them


>heart pupils from start to finish usually

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061001
she's in amazon prison,
use your imagination here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060944
pissed off some lilim, she put a curse on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060945
We'll figure out this weekend apperently

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that 2017 will never happen.

Even if your waifu did become real she would be disgusted by the sight of you and run off to find a better man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061034
so you are saying I have to set up a bear trap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061017
>On her knees with her arms up behind her and bound together to a wall
>A tentacle plant grows in the wall, it's tendrils raping every hole and caressing her whole body, smearing her sweat slicked body with plant-cum
>>16061030
What, a curse that stops her from raping men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061038
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061039
Your imagination is shit.

Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061039
>What, a curse that stops her from raping men?
a curse that repels men from her,
as in literally physically repels them from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061046
What's wrong with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061002
Chubby in all the right ways. She's still a Lilim after all. About 5' 6" with childbearing hips, a plump ass and tits comparable to a Holstaur.
She's got wide wings and a thick spadetail.
She's got a lot of fetishes, but her favorites are Doggystyle, spanking, nipple play, dirty talk, And handholding sex in the lotus position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061051
by monmusu standards that sounds more like a spa than a prison

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060986
That's my go-to plan. Set up shop halfway between the shirohebi and fox shrines and chop wood all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061051
Tentacle plants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061067
Prison isn't a reward anon. Yes there are bad things in a place for bad people. Shock horror.

>>16061054
I don't know, I think it would suck. Being bound in an uncomfortable position is bad enough add a constant over-stimulation and it would grow pretty shitty over time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061079
>Prison isn't a reward anon.
It's not supposed to be constant torment either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061085
>It's not supposed to be constant torment either.
Prometheus disagrees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061101
im pretty sure that would be one of the last people that would agree that it should be...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061079
You're still a fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061060
>Be Anon, setting up your cottage on the edge of the Forbidden Woods
>Spend most of your days chopping wood bare-chested, it's been months since you've shaved and you've got a full beard now
>Every time one of the Kitsune or Shirohebi ask you why you do nothing but chop wood, they end up thinking you're paranoid when you say 'winter is coming'
>Black Phillia keep giving them the eyes and going "Thhttpp" with her tongue at them
>There's stories that you have a Ghost for wife, but that isn't near the truth at all
>You have your own little family, one you have to keep hidden from the rest of the world
>At night you snuggle between your Dark Mage wife and Black Phillia, who's in reality your adopted Baphomet daughter
>Her tanned skin a contrast to your own fair complexion
>She constantly rubs her face in your abs, saying that Papa is the 'strongest'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061105
Awww

[Anonymous No.]

I hope someone leaks. Im curious about Nurarihyon

[Anonymous No.]

If my waifu hated me, would she at least kill me painlessly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061038
That or give her a 'Hot Cosby' and proceed to chain her up in your basement until the eventual Stockholm Syndrome will kick in.

[Anonymous No.]

>vampire elfs
That's waaaaaay too spooky. Gonna impale one on my stake

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060541
Impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061193
You fool! That was her plan all along!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061193
What doesn't mix well with an Elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061193
High Elven culture is so different and regal. And elves are already long lived. A vamp Elf could be millennia old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060607
Lots of masturbation. Mostly during the night when she thinks I'm asleep or otherwise intermittently during.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061220
more elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061228
>Elf crossed with another Elf
It's the ultimate weapon of mass lewdness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061214
Her plan was to get a hard, wooden stick shoved into her by a dashing young vampire hunter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061220
consensual sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060986
>implying I need an excuse
Chopping firewood is basically a national past-time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061220
I want to suffocate in that butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061234
>all that elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061243
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061034
>2017 happens
>Waifu finds out that I got tired of waiting and got myself a nice human girlfriend

Imagine the look on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061276
All men are sluts if you put enough Elf in front of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061281
What if your waifu is the monsterized version of your 3dpd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061281
>Imagine the look on her face.
before or after she eviscerates her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061291
I read a something that was like that,
human girl getting NTRd by a space alien taking her form(ish).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061290
Yeah, fair enough. I certainly know I can't resist the lewdness of elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061296
Pretty sure there's a huge difference between monsterization and that disgusting shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Wurm
>Mimic
You got me on this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061292
Before. Right at the moment she sees us kissing and saying I love you. Oh god I'm sorry waifu I would never cheat on you with a piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061276
>>16061290
You guys don't even know, I'm a slut for bullying Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061034
Well obviously, but I have one correction. It's my personality that will primarily disgust her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061314
But anon, elves want to be (sexually) bullied!

[Anonymous No.]

Wheres the pastebin for the anon who was translating the captions to the extra art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061292
>The possessiveness of a Dragon?
>The violent outbursts of a Redcap?
>The personality and cute attitude of a Familiar?

>"Oniichan is mine. He's mine, you know? All mine <3" with peace signs, blood, and a big old smile

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061364
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061364
Fuck off Bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061364
No.

Just having a possessive Dragon that pouts when girls get near you is enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Big Wendigos or little Wendigos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061463
both

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061463
Both

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061463
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061463
little for cuddles, big for cuddlefucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061463
Both

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061465
>>16061471
>>16061475
Well then.
>>16061472
Mmhmm.
>>16061474
Cuddlefucking is best when the girl is in the 7ft. range, and big Wendigos are already guaranteed to be tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061463
Small and cute ones.

They are just like flayers for me. I don't see them in a sexual way.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061234
We have ways of making Elves talk!

Submit or prepare to have your ears nibbled!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061541
I want to tap that cat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061234
I want to tongue bath that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061463
Little wendigos are for saving

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061541
Monster moms are lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061551
>>16061555
>replying to that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061553
>I believe this belongs to you, White Horn-san.
>Awawawawa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061541
Fuck off Bollocks/Bourbon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061553
That Paladin is going to end up in a cuddlepile of snow girls one day and I'm fucking jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061582
You too could be that guy if you were manly enough to walk around shirtless in a climate yetis are actually comfortable in. Having a bucket on your head is only a bonus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061582
Just your friendly neighborhood Paladin, helping others in need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061592
He sure turned his life around after anon defeated him in battle and left him for the yetis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061595
Who would do that, though? Was it Anondolf? That dude's a dick and I can totally see him leaving some dude in the snow after beating him.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.


Instead, prepare for winter and the monster girls that come with it.

Comfy times are ahead....unless you live in the Southern Hemisphere.

In that event, I can only say "Good luck" to those Aussies who will soon find a dire Arachne creeping about their house

[Anonymous No.]

>Winter
But then I can't talk to lamias anymore, they'll all be hibernating.

Winter sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061619
You need to make friends with a few fluffy lamias. That way you can get your dose of snek year-round.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061619
Magically heated clothing.
Keeps them mobile through winter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

>Burn down the thread
Daily dose of Dadrock just for this moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Titania
>Cupid
There is not much difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061630
or I can use fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061643
She's not just a onee-chan, she's a BROWN onee-chan. Totally different, much better.

[Anonymous No.]

tell me about this "waifu" of yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061671
fuck you tell us about your so called "waifu" first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061671
She is pretty cheerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061551
>>16061555
Fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061701
>wouldn't tap that cute 'girl'
gaaaaaaaay

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061719
You're cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061541
Is this an edit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061619
>New cutie gorgon art
>That chest
>Those eyes
Praise to the gods!
Is there a nude version? Those bra & panties seem layered on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061725
Nope, I don't think I saw any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055947

>McCoy: You could have invested their money wisely in TDameritrade instead of a Pyramid Scheme Ms. Nefertiti!
So you raped your accountant to cover up your crime!
>Defendant: He was asking for it! He even came in wearing protection.
>McCoy: He is a Paladin, he is always wearing protection! *several mailed hands clap in the gallery
>Judge: 'Order in the Court!'

Tutuola:

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061738
>*action*
Die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061725
I miss .Less' old faces

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061745
It wasn't /ic/ enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061748
.Less is a bit of retard considering the fact he took their "advice" to heart.
Now is samefaces are doofy stonefaces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061742
>greentext
Rightly said. Everyone knows we don't allow RP in this here general! In fact, there shouldn't even be original content! Official monster girl art and stories only. Report all these fanfiction authors and deviantartists immediately!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061725
No nudes just okay lewds

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061760
No need to be so triggered because you got called out for your faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061760
>When you can't tell if it's just bait or an actual newfag

I'm sure people must've already caught whiff of the MGE western release, either way

[Anonymous No.]

Anubutts are pretty doggos

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061849
Even vanilla Werewolves are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061849
Friendly reminder that never ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061854
Could Anubutts wield their staffs like Dork Soles weapons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061849
You know, for someone of such high breeding those are really low rise panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061866
it gets pretty warm where she lives

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061866
The Royal Anubis will wear whatever she feels like wearing, you lowly laborer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061875
>lowly laborer!
At least I'm not as low as her underwear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061849
Schedule dog really do noting for me.
>You'll never have a dire anubis who is enitrely removed form her autistic kin
>Behaves more like a werewolf who happens to hunt in the deserts
>Goes into heat every full moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061875
Would she be willing to wear my lips on her lips? I'm sure they would go great together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061875
>you will never slave away under the sun, building monuments under the command of a iron-fisted anubis
>she will never sneak into your quarters at night and beg you for headpats and tail brushes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061883
>Act like a demanding, domineering cunt all day
>Act like a demanding, simpering cunt at night
D-don't mind me. What? A tome detailing how to resurrect an age old Apophis queen? Of course it isn't, I don't want some kind of eternal night.

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/992915/6ccf7632fd/

>boy howdy, it sure smells like fish in here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061883
I don't understand the appeal at all. Maybe that's why I prefer uncomplicated MGs like Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061908
Being a regimented woman's relaxation makes me feel needed and desired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061908
To each their own I suppose. I guess that I enjoy the aspect of my waifu being strong willed and driven on the outside, but much more dependent and soft in private.

wurms a cute, too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061900
>Mizone
Considering the other stuff he puts out, this was actually pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061921
It makes you a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone needs uncen YUGE 4k of picrelated from patreon?
Or it was already uploaded here?

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/q9mYf4HR

So yeah, Odd Couple update, bit shorter and bit more introspective than usual simply because I wanted to explore the characters a bit more. And also to introduce some of the Empire's knighthood orders, including the resident edgelords/school-shooters order

Next story in the pipeline is a more chthonic in nature, tackling a European mythological bandwagon. If all goes as plan, it shouldn't disrupt my usual schedule too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061987
>chthonic
It takes place underground?

[Anonymous No.]

>Klaatu barata niktu!
Remember that fox who says she's a sorceress? She's drunk again and now she's saying something that could be a spell. How do you handle this troublemaker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061990
Yes, the characters live in a cave, like a gaggle of wicked witches. I'm actually being completely honest here, no snark intended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062000
I see. I'll have to go back to the previous chapters to get to the bottom of this balderdash then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061996
Turn off the television playing The Day the Earth Stood Still and/or Army of Darkness.

>tfw no Gort golemfu

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully a schedule corgi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061854
It is my Holy Grail, and I shall never complete my Quest for it...

Maybe I'd have better luck if I told a mysterious bridge guard what the average flight speed of a swallow was.

>>16061921
The white looks good.
Those...paw...hand...things, not so much.

>>16062007
By the laws of animu, her name must be a German Numeral.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061996
Step 1 is always "Embrace mofu." This distracts them from whatever (possibly stupid) thing they were currently doing.
We can ad lib from there.

It's not like I'm a slut for soft tails or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062007
>>16062014
We Cowboy Bebop now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061921
I honestly like the more human-like claws, fluffy enough to be cute, but not so deformed she couldn't use a pencil or keyboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062024
Yuge paw MGs can use keyboards no problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061882
Which pair?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you just hate escort missions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061961
Well, I wouldn't mind seeing it atleast. haven't seen any other uploads

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061921
The style this Anubis is drawn in reminds me of KCs earlier style.

[Anonymous No.]

>yuge
>thicc
i hate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062048
You'll be fine, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062065
I will be fine, but all the same, if Hitler as alive today but targeted these kinds of people, I'd be with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062040
But the package is so adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062040
It will be worth it Anon, she knows where to find the Ice Queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060069
>Manticore
>Lilim
GOD HELP US ALL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062072
Oh come now. It's far less obnoxious than the s.mh t.bh f.am posting, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062083
I'd take abbreviations and shorthand over the degeneration of language any day. Maybe saying we should gas them all is a bit much but there should be at least a tax on the oxygen they waste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062083
Yeah, because it's worldfiltered desu senpai


>>16062092
THICCCCC

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062092
>over the degeneration of language any day
Are you implying those AREN'T exactly that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062048
There's no way you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062101
Anon had a little sheep~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062105
A busty little sheep mind you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062092
Chillax granpa
You know niggerspeak aka ebonics is considered legitimate language dialect nowadays?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062080
Whatever you do, don't look into the tailpussy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062080
>The Beastlands
>10/10 would drag a Tanuki there and shag her rotten while I called her my little bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062101
Weresheep and Yeti are truly the softest girls.
Liches should be working on a fusion of them.

Or would that end up Going Too Far™?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062041
http://imgur.com/a/dOYvn

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062096
Of course they aren't. What's wrong with abbreviating? Provided you make it clear you're talking about the /Monster Girl Thread/ (MGT) at first, referring to this place thereafter as /mgt/ is quicker and more efficient if you were, say, writing an essay.

The same for the shortening of words, though it can be abused like f a m is. There are plenty instances where it's more prudent tho shorten words as they are dictated to you.

Straight up misspelling things because you're mouthbreathing scum who finds it easier to write phonetically however is degeneracy.

>>16062113
>considered legitimate language dialect nowadays?
Who other then a progressive cuck recognizes ebonics as legitimate. It's about as legitimate as their spawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062135
>Who other than*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062123
>you will never hatefuck a Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062142
Thank god.

[Anonymous No.]

Hi, I'm Candi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062152
Hey Candi. I'll be straightforward here and just give you the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062132
Are we talking soft in terms of fluff only, or in terms of physique as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062132
>Giant Cuddle Cows
I'll take four please. Preferably sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062152
Girl needs to tone it down on the sweets. She's practically spilling out of her outfit.
I wanna grope that thickness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062152
Hello Candi, I'm Hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062169
Physique as well, although that does come down partially to the habits of the girls themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062175
Be careful, she might get addicted to your candy cane if you give her a taste
Just look at her lewd mouth, she's 100% obsessed with oral

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062152
Are you the Fairy Godmother of all Wurmkind?

[Anonymous No.]

Thighs needs to be a body type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062208
Hark! What fearsome beast be this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062208
Shadowverse has so many great cosplay-tiers

I wish there was a simple way to extract all the pictures from the game especially now that it's on steam

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062221
I only know her from the anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062208
What is she holding? Two smaller dogs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062227
I believe they're hand puppets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062232
Are they removable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062226
There is shadowverse anime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062242
Yeah but it only uses the designs and has an original story.

[Anonymous No.]

Choose a robot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062235
I seem to recall they are. She just basically never takes them off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062247
Catherine or joice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062245
How it's called? I can't find anything with shadowverse anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062258
Shingeki no Bahamut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062247
I choose the CC Anubis next door.

[Anonymous No.]

Left or right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062277
Right makes mighty fine boners

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062247
I've seen this before, but I hadn't realized they were different characters.

Still all look a like

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062247
They look like fighting robots, I want a leisure robot to spend time with not a war machine

>>16062277
Right all the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062277
Left-hand path reaps dank rewards.

[Anonymous No.]

Ded thred. threds have been ded for a while now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062313
Is there a problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Monster girls were created to bully shotas"
- comment on a human x furry doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>Sneeze so hard you burst a blood vessel.
I couldnt handle an alraune. She'd have to be an undead plant grill otherwise all that pollen would make my life hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062335
The doctor said if I didn't pick my nose so much, it wouldn't bleed all the time!

[Anonymous No.]

Come shop at Snek Mart for all your needs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062341
>Wurm to stupid to not pick her nose
>With those huge ass claws
Jesus I wonder how many wurms die each year by picking their nose and stabbing their brains with their claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062347
Stabbing their what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062261
Bahamut and shadowverse is the same universe? That card game? Never heard about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062358
Oh. Right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062365
Same characters. And I think same 'verse. Anime orig. story though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062365

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062330
>shotas
Absolute shit, kys

>furry
Figures, only furfags cancer can like cancer like shotas

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062335
I feel you from a different front, brother.
The low humidity in winter sometimes gives me terrible bloody noses. I have to use a humidifier and Vaseline to keep from losing a tenth of my blood.
I wonder if a slime could fix that? Either by moisturizing or by getting in there and stopping the wound.
A Slime in the sinuses....that sure would be intimate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062374
You're just mad you can't be a cute little boy, and when you were there was no onee-san to bully you.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone here still love Froppy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062387
Tsuyu's still a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062387
Deserves her own arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062414
>Most nothing side character
>Deserves her own arc
Yeah, no. Froppy is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062414
Tsuyu deserves to win the Dekubowl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062423
>Follow me and I shall make you fishers of (You)s

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062425
>I'm so starved for content I'll accept a bland pointless frog and place her as a paragon.
Your lust for MGs binds you to shit.

>>16062424
>Toga deserves to win the Dekubowl.
Fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062428
>Wanting the creepy murderous shapeshifting vampire as opposed to the cute friendly frog girl.
That's a quick way to get killed and replaced anon. And no one would even know it's Toga wearing your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062431
Stop, please, I can only get so erect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062387
Froppy: Now Stealth Frog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062433
You're a sick fuck, you know that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/a/149372740
This is your waifu, right now, only she's dreaming about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062449
Damn you spirit, haunt me no longer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062449
>/fit/ Hellhound delinquent has a dream of cuddling a human boy.
>Ends with him telling her he loves her more than anything.
>Wakes up. Still alone. Still unloved. Still no parents around.
>Tries not to cry.
>Cries a lot.
Why would you make me imagine this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062449
>That dream was too happy; it's reality that's the nightmare
Wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062449
Ouch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062480
Check the rest of the the thread, it's full of this cute office lady doing cute suffering things. Like watching dust settle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062485
Actually don't it got hijacked by people who weren't posting lonely cakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16055983
We have multiple sniffers, there's no way to tell.

[Anonymous No.]

How about a tournament of magic to see who is the sorceress supreme, mistress of the mystic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4uoNAFfvKg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062653
Don't post that elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062661
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn be hugged by a naked closet otaku dark elf in the shower

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062674
But Elves aren't blue!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062678
This elf is blue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062685
I've got to cure her blues then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062678
I said dark elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062693
Dark Elves is brown, dawg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062696
What is a 冥精 anyway? That's her species name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062710
Dark(ness) spirit/sprite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062653
>tfw no dark elf mistress to carry spell books and so on for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062725
>she could just cast levitation on them and let them float around
>she still makes you carry them so you can feel useful
Dark Elves are so nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062653
I want a soft, dark elf mistress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062736
Yes they are!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062661
What is she from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062748
A shitty hentai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062755
How shitty are we talking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062756
Gang rape and 20 inch orc dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062748
Gelbooru says Kuroinu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062759
20 whole inches, you say?

>>16062762
>Google's first result
>Brown elf literally dangling off the floor, being spitroasted with two dicks while cum plasters the scene like someone forgot to the put a lid on the world's lewdest blender

Oh. I guess you weren't joking, first Anon.
Damn, they had to ruin off-the-floor sex with a dark elf by putting in orc rape and gangbanging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062775
P'Orcs are built for girth, even after the demon lord took over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062775
Welcome to Japan.
Never really understood how anyone gets off to that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062784
The men of Area-11 acknowledge they are disgusting piggus and self insert as such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062775
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3254700

[Anonymous No.]

I thought it was shit for the rape fantasies, not for the orcs, slimes and goblins. Elves should be raping human boys, not being raped. Still fapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062449
I didn't wake up for this.

It makes me want to reach through dimensions and give way too much love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062800
DORMAMMU I'M HERE TO BARGAIN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062782
All the dick girth translates to hip girth when it comes to female orcs.
What a weird thing to say.

>>16062784
Same. Just drop the rape, give me a series about two people who aren't flustered teenagers getting into a relationship together and not turning into blushing wrecks incapable of speaking when the subject of sex comes up. Or a shota who isn't completely fucking terrified when the hot CC comes onto him. Or a series where you think it's going to be a harem, but then more male protagonists are introduced who are even more perfect than for each girl, and the first MC gets the first love interest.
Imagine an EMG where Darling and Miia were together like the first few chapters before other characters were introduced, and the other girls wind up with partners who have personalities and traits that compliment them.

>>16062789
Yep, that's a lot of inches. A ridiculous amount, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062808
>Flaming nipples

Oh my. I'd Agamotto her into an infinite sex loop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062817
>DORMAMMU I'M CUMMING
>ME TOO AHHHNN~
>DORMMAMU I'M CUMMING
>O-OH ME TOO, I AHH-
>DORMAMMU I'M CUMMING
>STOP IT!
>DORMAMMU I'M CUMMING
>DELETE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062810
Well, hips aren't the only things that are wide with them.

P'Orcs for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>literal swine
Go green or go home

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062827
She'll be ahegaoing in no time.
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062839
I see what you did there you cheeky cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

What does mermaid milk taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062855
Fishy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062855
Tartar sauce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062857
I'm thinking it would be a bit lukewarm due to fishes being coldblooded. Won't be freshly chilled like an undead's or soothingly warm like a holstaur's.

And I'm thinking slightly salty due to this particular mermaid living in salt water.

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>>16062855
Coconut milk mixed with regular milk, drunk on a beachside bar with the faint smell of sea salt and fainter smell of fish lingering in the air from the restaurant a little ways away.

Is it "drank" or "drunk" in that context? They both look wrong. Fuck, why is the English language so needlessly complex sometimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062864
Does the milk taste depends on the personality? If so then a Sea Bishop's would also be sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062830
I want to get kidnapped by a P'orc and forced to be her slave!
I want to serve her big meals and massage her, doing all the chores until she's too out of shape to fight so I can have my revenge

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062867
I was thinking if it would be faintly fishy but that's not an overly pleasant smell or taste and I think it would sour milk. Slightly sea-salty would be a good flavor.
>>16062869
It would depend more on her race than her personality I should think.

I'll be more specific now, what would a siren's milk taste like. The mer siren, not KC's harpy one.

So far what I have is creamy and room-temperature due to her being poikilothermic. A hint of sea-salt would make sense but that isn't an overly unique trait - all seafaring mgs would have that.

What sort of scent or flavor would be particular to a siren?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062875
This kind of mermaid siren?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062875
Thinking about it, would these aquatics' milk really have the hint of sea salt to their taste? Or are we just thinking that because of the surface level assotiation with the sea?
I mean, would their bodies really process their milk in such a way to include salt in them like that?

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>>16062878
I took witcher 3's design for insiration.

>>16062879
Seeing as how gills work is they just swallow a shit in of sea water and filter it through them to take out the oxygen their bodies are salty yeah.

Greek myth has them
>In some later, rationalized traditions, the literal geography of the "flowery" island of Anthemoessa, or Anthemusa
>the Greeks portrayed the Sirens in their "meadow starred with flowers" and not as sea deities.
So I'm thinking siren milk might have a hint of a floral taste.

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>>16062879
hmmmm. we need a sea holst to see if it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062886
I was just thinking it because not all kinds of saltwater fish are actually salty when you eat them, and you often end up adding salt when you prepare them for cooking.

>>16062888
Oh man. An underwater environment like that would be perfect for large breasts. She'd probably grow even bigger than most land holsts, and be fitter because of the constant swimming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062886
So speaking on flowers, the sirens were seen as sort-of heralds of death. Listen to one's song and she'll lure you to death.

>Asphodel, Asphodelus ramosus
>Asphodel Plains. This ghostly grey plant was believed to dominate the fields of the land of the dead. It was regarded as the food of the dead. (Source: Homer)
So perhaps this, though it is a good flower to take note of for general undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062899
Yep.
They'd have the largest of breasts, although that muscle may have a bit of pudge over it to help keep them warm in colder waters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062906
Oh yeah, cold water is much more dangerous than cold air. If you don't have thick fur or a nice mucus layer, you gotta have a layer of insulating fat.

But the best thing about it? Perfectly buoyant, boucy breasts, with literally no sag, that'll even sway in the current, or with even the slightest movement by the sea holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062980
Underwater holst would be basically a whale girl with all the ft in her tits and ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16062980
>>16063008
Softest and cuddliest in the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063009
The only girl that can beat her is Otohime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063020
>Otohime
>Soft
>Cuddly
Nigger is that sarcasm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063008
>>16063009
The only downside is she cannot go on land. But why would you do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063009
>not Kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063033
Of course not, Anon!

Do you think I would joke about the magnificent sea princess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063038
I think the whale girl has the softest part down. But cuddliest is pretty hard to decide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063041
Yea. She's soft and cuddly. Like a spiky skeleton girl is soft and cuddly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063020
I dunno, an otohime would need to work awfully hard to get as big and soft as a sea holst.

>>16063034
Mermaid magic, they can give themselves legs.
Legs with thick thighs.

>>16063038
I dunno, kraken are good but not cuddly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063034
She can go on land though. She has air pockets insides their breasts too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063048
>kraken
>not cuddly
heresy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063034
You can carry her onto land. She wouldn't be able to walk, and the lack of water to support her weight would be a hinderance, but it'd still be a nice experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063055
Every monster is cuddly.

My waifu, your waifu, his waifu, her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063055
They're more molesty than cuddly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063048
>Krakens
>not kuddly
How can anybody be this wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063062
Even cold metal can be cuddly if it has a soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063066
They're both

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063047
Finally someone that understands.
Skeletons, cursed swords, Otohime. Such cuddly girls that people like to ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063071
Do you think my waifu finds me cuddly? I sure hope so.

>people here are dead inside so they can't be

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063078
Lets not forget how cuddly p'orc-upine girls are. And thorny alraune

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063086
>Implying I'm dead inside
That is not dead which can eternal lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063071
Also internal heating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063078
IIRC the Cursed sword can turn her literal sword arm to the gauntlet so that it won't get in the way of cuddles or sex. She might be able to reduce the spiky areas of her body too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063086
It depends. What do you think of yourself as a person?
If you were a girl version of you, would you hug boy you?

Actually, dakis are good to get cosy with too. But I think people, in a way, inject personality into them. They're given a soul by the perception of their owner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063102
But that's no fun. I love her the way she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063102
Boring. Leave the sword on. And the spikes.
If I have sex with a cursed sword, I want the puncture wounds to prove that I did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063120
>>16063116
That makes it even easier for her then

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063112
>would you hug boy you?

I would fistbump myself because I'm such a cunty cunt. Followed by a double smug and mario party.
I would only show cuddly side for my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063091
And the rocky, hard monsters too. They all deserve love.

[Anonymous No.]

Finally had some sort of MG,lets see if i can make some sense out of it

>I am in one of those copy paste skyrim dungeons for some idiot quest
>Reach the end room,usually with a word wall and a super draught inside a tomb
>Tomb snaps open and-
>Its a fragile looking vampire,looks like she had seen better days
>With supernatural speed she leaps and tackles me
>About to Shout her ass off me
>Vampy casts seduction and proceeds to knock me out with a shock spell on my forehead
>Wake up some hours or days later in a abandoned house in the middle of nowhere
>Vampy is clinging on top me and-
>Ohgodwhat
>My benis is inside her and she got that smug goofy grin plastered on her face
>She has been milking me for blood and semen for days,already looks healthy fed and her womb ready to pop
>Also turned me into a vampire
>"Now you will be my love for ever and ever dragonborn" she says with a sweet sultry voice
>Just when she is about to continue humping me i realize
>I DIDNT FINISHED THE FUCKING QUEST
>OR PICKED THE LOOT
>Suddenly wake up in a REALLY good mood


hopefully will have more like that, i should replay that game again someday

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063163
This is the worst post I've read today. And I was browsing the OL thread on /a/ earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063163
Looks like she found herself a husbando. Get ready Anon, because she is coming for you.
And remember to deliver the quest before being raped again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063034
Orcas go on land when they're chasing uppity seals, I don't see why Whale Girls couldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063192
They'd chafe their breasts when crawling on the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063195
Then you'll apply lotion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063200
That seems like a hassle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063192
Orcas could be a subspecies. Lean and athletic whale girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063211
>rubbing lotion on milky bosoms is a hassle
Alpsayswhat?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that priest's need love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063216
Oh, so the Love of God is not enough, eh? Jesus too busy getting Thomas' fingers in his holes to fill your holes, is he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063219
Cassidy pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063213
There'd be lots of sea holsts. If they all tried to go up on land, they'd all scrape their breasts, and they'd all need lotion on them. I'd spend all day rubbing it into them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063226
I bet there would be professionals for that.

Sea Holst lotioner. You spend all day lotioning and sometimes even milking them. And you also get paid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063223
Cassidy is dead, mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063239
Hey, you have to milk regular cows twice a day, so how is this any different?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063213
Alps are for molesting!

>>16063239
That would certainly be the life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063239
I guess it's fine if I got paid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063244
True, but we're all dead here Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063256
Ain't nothing wrong with being dead, pardner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063251
You better be careful though. Those Sea Holsts might want to give you a small "tip" for your HARD work.

>>16063247
You need to take extra care of them since they are fragile water animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063269
>fragile water animals
Right, just like Hippos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063216
But what if I don't want to?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Pokke_chan/status/794000523267489792

Cheshires are so lewd that it's unfair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063269
A tip? That's pretty great. I didn't think cowgirls living in the sea would have the kind of income to let them tip generously like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063281
They're called whales for a reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063273
Remember that they are basically whales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063285
Ah yes, the whale, the most fragile of all the ocean dwellers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063292
Please don't hurt a whale girl's feelings or she'll awawa so loud it can be heard a thousand miles away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063293
If one of them feels bad, they can just smother me in revenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063281
They are going to be tippin you a lot Anon. I hope you are ready to accept them.

Oh, and if you work extra hard they might give you a bigger tip.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I figured out how to make mgc actually workable and not a complete rapehell; all male citizens must be married before they're allowed in, or within one month on reasonable assumption that they will have a partner in that time.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what would happen if humans were colonized by monstergirls.

Imperio Espana: Converts all the humans to the church of the fallen god. All government decisions are decided in Lescatie. A very ineffective form of rule, yet very heavily influences the culture. Colonial Territories adopt fallen church gospels, changing it to fit their native cultures.

Imperial Japan: Extremely ruthless and violent during colonization. Brutally humiliates and rapes all dissenters, leaving them unconcious or even mindbroken. Very strict colonists where the humans are forced to pledge allegiance to the Empress. Humans are seldom treated as equals and human cultures are brutally oppressed, forcibly replaced by more 'civilized' monster cultures.

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>>16063308
You know how to make MGC work? Same way Ankh-Morpork works. One man, one vote. Lord Mayor is that man and he has the vote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063308
>I think I figured out how to make mgc actually workable and not a complete rapehell
Why would anyone want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063308
But that would be so boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063293
>The shockwave from her awawa goes for miles
>It hits and sinks a passenger ship
>Many new couples were formed that day

Poseidon is pleased

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>>16063324
>What about the bachelors?
>There are no bachelors

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063308
I see your point anon but that would take the fun out of MGC.

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>>16063312
Such a man would have to be the equal or better of any man or monster, including any lilim or even the Dark Lord herself.

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>>16063335
Such a man is Lord Mayor. The Guild of Kunoichi no longer accepts contracts on him for fear of what would become of them should they try.

[Anonymous No.]

You ever the stupid shenanigans that would result from uninformed normies trying to apply regular people relationship dynamics to monster girls, assuming they showed up and were accepted into modern society, without anyone bothering to do any amount of research on them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063354
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063354
Anon, you can't just use words like that in a sentence that long, and expect someone as dense as me to get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063354
Honestly, MGs are way more straight forward and understandable than real life women. The only MG that'd confuse the hell out of people if they didn't know about them before hand would be Alice, and maybe __Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063374
>spoiler
What's confusing about that? It loves the Dick more than anyone else.

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>>16063377
You think that, but it pretends not to until it receive sufficient dicking, so when your room mate suddenly turns into an Alp, you might be inclined to think he's telling the truth when he says he's not into dudes if you didn't already know better.

[Anonymous No.]

I found this in the cellar, I think you should take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063393
Let's not start talking about actual /y/ faggotry and wanting to fuck your roommate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063401
Where there's one Wock, there's bound to be more.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Bahamut a Dragon Lilim that created her own realm, or is she just an ancient Dragon powerful enough to create her own realm where everything is dragonified?

Would she get mad if I called her Granny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063401
Do you mean we should take it easy?

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>>16063401
What do I feed it?

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>>16063408
The second sounds better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063408
Tiamat at least is an old-ass Dragon Granny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063308
Demon realm cities already exist and work just fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063411
Yukkuris.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063408
Strong Dragon.

I want to call her young, charming and strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063411
Love and affection. Just not after midnight.

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>>16063424
Sounds easy enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063424
1. Post-midnight snacks? Check.
2. Super-soaker full of water? Check.
3. Gremlin? Check.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063354
I can only imagine one fuck up happening regularly in normie spheres, and it's people believing monster girls when they say their feelings are totally platonic, or some other equivalent lie to get into the pants of gullible dumb asses.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an alice with a gigantic rear end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063474
So an Elin Alice?

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>>16063478
A tad bigger than an Elin.
She's going to be the biggest of the big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063486
That big is not good

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>>16063499
That's what you think.
I think its perfectly fine for a little alice to walk around with assets like those.

Lacy garters and undergarments are a muss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063499
there can never be too big

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>>16063499
I think I concur with the anon though. This is what happens when you let your Alice go to too many tea parties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063499
It's going to be as big as a house.

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>>16063508
That's for the tits. With the ass there's a point it's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063511
What?
You don't want to see your alice walking around with the back of her skirt resting atop her rear, failing to cover it so you can see a pair of panties stretched to their limit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063518
Tits can be too big, too.

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>>16063519
Why would you make your Alice wear undersized panties? That's uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063518
If we are talking about huge measures both are disgusting. But if it's just big then asses are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063527
She keeps overestimating their size and she doesn't wear anything 'risque'

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>>16063539
Then buy her some bigger panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063547
But that requires her to try them on.
Then she gets embarrassed when I look at them because she asks if its really 'that big'.

Then we do anal in a changing stall and she forgets anything ever happened.

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody said Elin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063070
This is the most "I need an adult" situation I've seen in a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk about comically oversized butts.

When I fantasise about my favourite monstergirl, she barely has B-cups, her butt is small, and her hips aren't noticably wide. It's interesting. She can be more appealing than anything no matter what her body type, even if it's completely unsexual.

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>>16063556
Reminded me of a stupid greentext I've had saved for a while.

>YFW you bring your Elin waifu to your folks for Christmas.
>They give you a reception colder than the snowman outside.
>After an awkward silence your folks finally ask what attracted you to her.
>"Remember Mom when you told me to hurry and start dating?"
>Mom gives you a puzzled look.
>"You said you would be so happy the day I came for Christmas with a wife and child."
>"…And here she is!"
>Mom facepalms.
>Elin wife facepalms.
>Their eyes meet and they laugh.
>Things go uphill from there.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys.
What if, gyaru Hornets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063567
Man, your mother must be chill as fuck if you think that's how a person would react in that situation.
I don't think my mom would facepalm if I made a bad joke about making a physical child my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063574
Close enough

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>>16063574
>Gyaru
Shit.
>Hornet
Shiiit.
>Gyaru
Shiiiiiiiiiiit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063560
We are in the same boat, Anon. Big asses and tits are only good if they are on fucktoys, but for love I think average is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063582
>Big asses and tits are only good if they are on fucktoys
You're so wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063574
>You'll never get stung by her
>She'll never carry your paralyzed body to her home

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>>16063582
Agreed. I like hips and asses on lolis, but they should only be somewhat bigger than normal and not freakishly big.

Moderation is infinitely superior to
>THICCCCCC

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>>16063596
I dunno, thick lolis are awfully good.
Especially when haughty.

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>>16063582
Yeah. And in a world of magic, you can always use that kind of stuff for a temporary change to her features during sex. Heck, it means you get more of a nice surprise if you go from modest to hypersexualised when you use breast or butt increasing items.

You put it well, though. For love, moderation is best. It puts the focus on the girl, rather than parts of her.

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>>16063574
Yes.

>>16063578
YES!

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>>16063598
Well, lolis are in a category of their own, after all.

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>>16063637
That they are.
I'd gladly go down on a haughty loli with thick thighs and wide hips while she laughs at me.

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>>16063556
I'm surprised no one bothered to give a Familiar the Elin treatment.

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>>16063654
Goddamn Elins.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd love to turn my MG wife into a loli or elin for 24 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063685
Contact your local Sabbath Cabal and ask for those lolifying potions.

The spike your MG waifu's breakfast with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063690
then*

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>>16063690
I'm glad the Sabbath exists to provide these opportunities and resources.

But I want something more creative and upfront. I don't want to spike her breakfast or force it upon her without her knowledge, but I do want to present it to her in a way she can't resist.

Like a potion you can drink or a spell cast on you, which gives your cum the same effect as a lolification potion.
Then I'll tell her that if I cum inside, or if she swallows my cum, she'll turn into a loli.
Even if she's hesitant to turn into a loli, she won't be able to resist going without swallowing or me cumming inside, and will surrender her body to lolification of her own will.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Lilim, Dragon, Baphomet, and Pharoah to make tender sweet love to me. For days on end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063654
>I'm surprised no one bothered to give a Familiar the Elin treatment.
I want to see an Elin proportioned Kitty Familiar.

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>>16063726
No mere mortal could survive such an experience.
You'd have to be the sexual equivalent of Guts to make it through that, and you wouldn't be the same afterwards anyway.

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>>16063722
I think Sabbath also offers customized potions for an extra cost.

If they don't have it they'll see it as a challenge to make one.

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>>16063734
Well the problem lays in
>No mere mortal could survive such an experience.
since I'm 100% sure that just exposure alone to the horny group of the aforementioned MGs would be enough to turn anon into a full blown incubus in a second.
So to conclude for >>16063726 it's possible, and you'd love every second of it.

[Anonymous No.]

dragon girls are for heavy breeding and furious cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063760
I want to give her headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063760
Very true

also
>Those thighs

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>>16063743
This is the sort of cutting edge stuff you want to research privately and put a patent on.
I mean, potions that can give your cum magical transformative effects? The ability to make your waifu shrink and turn into a loli with every orgasmic thrust into her tightening pussy? You could make millions off of it.
And that's just the start. Once you figure out the vector to transform latent magical effects to semen, you can go anywhere with it. Pump your waifu's breasts up with every torrent you shoot into her, add a hypnotic effect to it so even skin contact with your cum makes her go into a happy, fuzzy trance, or turn her more and more into a CC every time you climax in her, and so on.

The possibilities are endless.

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>>16063760
That's not a dragon

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>>16063567
I'm pretty sure i'll get arrested if I save this onto my computer.

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>>16063770
Nah, you'll be fine.
Trust me, I live in the UK, which is pretty much Third Reich when it comes to this sort of thing.

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>>16063685
>>16063722
A lich that could casually change herself into various stages of loli would be nice.
>she tries to get you to grade factors to scientifically determine what size is the best one
>deadpan lich asking if her pussy and ass, the shape of her thighs and chest, etc. were better at estimated body age nine or ten

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>>16063760
I agree with this.

Dragon girls are for making every single day of their long lives special and worth living.
FUCK WHY CAN'T I MAKE ONE HAPPY

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>>16063777
Oh jeez, you can't tempt me with stuff like this.
To be precise, you can, and you are, but goddamnit, this it too lewd for me to bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063777
A Lich would be wonderful for that sort of thing.

She could also go through all the different types of proportions for an oppai loli and quizz you on her breast:height ratio.

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>>16063777
>You shamefully admit you prefer 9
>She writes down something on her book
>She tells you to stay put while she brings something
>You pick her book out of curiosity
>It's filled with a bunch of numbers, notes and lewd sketches
>The last page is about her loli experiment
>There is a note at the bottom of the page that reads "Anon is a necrophiliac lolicon"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063797
My self esteem wouldn't be able to take a blow like that, unless she'd drawn little hearts around that last note.

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>>16063797
>lich in her loli form giving you a handjob
>she hurls insults like "necrophiliac" and "lolicon" at you while maintaining her deadpan expression
>close to your climax you think you notice her crack a slight smile and she tells you that she loves that about you

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>>16063797
>She goes awawa after finding out you looked at her book without her permission

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063820
No. Force that shit meme on other girls if you want, but not the most blatant mismatch for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063777
Reminds me of that greentext that had a Vampire switch from her loli form to a mature, busty lactating form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063824
In a monotone voice.

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>>16063828
Still unfitting. And pretty garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063777
What age range would she be willing to try out, given her commitment to fair testing and seeking knowledge?

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>>16063820
Keep that stuff to wendigos. It's cute but doesn't fit Lich at all.

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>>16063842
To be perfectly honest, I'd rather see it less associated with wendigos too. It's kind of played out and boring at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063847
How about we Awawa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063856
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063805
There might one heart small in the corner

>>16063819
Lichs belittling you are the best

>>16063820
>She walks in on you reading her book
>She stares at you with a deadpan expression
>You hand it back to her
>She mutters "idiot" and pulls it close to her chest

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>>16063859
I'm going to follow a big monster around and when she asks me what I'm doing I'm gonna say "Awawawawa" and run around her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063862
I bet it's not even a cutsy <3 heart. Damn you Liches, for drawing realistic hearts to express your love.

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>>16063862
One heart is enough.
Just a little verification that she doesn't hate me for being open with her about my absurd lolicon ways.

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>>16063864
That sounds pretty stupid. Granted, jokes don't carry well over the internet. You were just being jocular, right?
Or are you actually an adult, and you not only typed that out, but posted it and expected to be taken seriously?

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>>16063797
>implying she wouldn't just tell you that's good because she's trying 8 tomorrow
And when the research is fully finished, she'll want to do the whole thing again multiple times, this time with you using potion improvements too.

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>>16063875
It's a joke, Anon. The monster girl would probably think that I'm retarded if I did that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063896
I'm sorry for doubting you.

[Anonymous No.]

Is 8 years old your Loli Lower Limit for age?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063734
It would be heavenly. I might limp for a week after, and I would be weaker of mind, but the post sex cuddling and compliments would be well worth it. I would get the best head pats ever.

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>>16063866
Liches might actually do this, maybe with some movement to show that you're the only thing that can make her heart beat

>>16063867
No monsters would hate a man for being a lolicon
Some might dislike it but most would gladly join the Sabbat if it made their husband happy

>>16063903
7 for me, 6 if she is mature for her age
That's just for monster girls of course

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>>16063903
I'd say 7

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063898
It's okay. I forgot to put the "!" in the end to show that I'm joking. It's supposed to be like those "I want to!" posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063903
12 for me. I'm not much of a pedo.

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>>16063916
>>16063918
Around that age seems like a good bar for a monstergirl. Fair enough.

>>16063923
For me, 11 is the age I'm most comfortable imagining for a lolimon, so I can understand that. Given a context, I might be fine with lower, but it would definitely depend on the level of mental maturity of the girl.
Basically, can they fully understand and comprehend the aspects of sex and a relationship, as well as all the implications of it?

[Anonymous No.]

Birds are perfect candidates for teasing and bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063935
I know what you mean, but I would still be a little uncomfortable fucking a little kid even if she was 1000 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063937
They're for kissing and loving.

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>>16063935
>Basically, can they fully understand and comprehend the aspects of sex and a relationship, as well as all the implications of it?
All this doesn't really matter with monster girls, even fully matured ones mostly don't care about that when they run around raping men

Unless I'm mistaken to monster girls being underage simply means they can't conceive yet
Having sex with an underage monster girls won't have severe repercussions like it does with a human

[Anonymous No.]

I feel so old here.
My age cut off is anything less than 15.
Y'all can have your lolis, give me the huge tittied high schoolers and CC teachers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063944
Just a little bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063946

Yeah, I don't really care about lolis. Shortstacks are another matter entirely though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063947
They might take it the wrong way.

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>>16063942
Nothing wrong with that.
I suppose I'm just pretty far gone as far as being okay with loli stuff goes. On the other hand, there's such a huge mental chasm in my head between the concept of a fictional loli and an actual child, they don't really register as the same thing to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063948
>Shortstacks
Fine taste you have there bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063903
7 or 8 for monster girls, not that low for normal 2D. Like other people already said, monsters were made for dicking.

>>16063946
But she would be a huge-titted high schooler eventually, though.

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>>16063945
With monstergirls going out to rape men, I don't think age matters either way. That's them, and their natural urge to rape, so even if they're young and trying to rape you, it's completely normal for them mentally and physically.

I'm more thinking about when the monstergirl is less feral, and when she isn't the sole initiator when it comes to sex. That's when understanding the implications comes into play.

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't sexualize the Lolis, they are for headpats and storytimes at night to help them have sweet dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063963
This. Lolis are for headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063963
You can read them stories while dicking them too.
Or if that's too intense for them, you can hold the book in one hand and read to them, while you wrap your other arm around their shoulder and finger them gently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063963
And suddenly, I'm reminded of a dream where an Alice tried to wake me up by grinding on my lap while pecking away at my face.

I swear, those things are my personal embodiment of temptation, if not pure forbidden fruit. Something I need to resist, no matter the cost

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063967
I got a lower head that can do some pattin alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063949
How "wrong" exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063963
Lolis are for giving piggyback rides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063970
Nothing wrong with giving in to it, Anon.

Gluttony may be destructive, but that doesn't mean abstinence is constructive, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063973
They could think you're just being mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063977
Birds are dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063946
I can't even fathom how perverted a high-schooler monster girl would be
Sounds like she'd want to ride you all day long; every day of the week

>>16063959
>That's when understanding the implications comes into play.
I still don't think it does

Even if you went out of your way to have sex with an underage individual of a very intelligent species and she didn't realize the implications there still wouldn't be any negative effects

She might grow up a bit sluttier than other members of her species because you more or less taught her that sex is just an activity that feels good but that's not objectively a bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063959
If they're less feral and more civilized, then they'd know even better.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick. Need a doodle idea now that I have eaten and regained my strength.
Something preferably not schedule corgi related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063978
That's racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063981
An Alice trying on her 'oni-chan's' shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063978
You're dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063978
Birds are smart.
Birbs are dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063981
An Automaton or that one Anubis fixing a car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063979
>Even if you went out of your way to have sex with an underage individual of a very intelligent species and she didn't realize the implications there still wouldn't be any negative effects
In a standard monstergirl world, I guess you're right.
Maybe this idea I have comes from imagining a less-than-ideal MG setting, where it's actually possible for even a MG to be flawed in a relationship. Then, it would be possible that negative consequences could grow from a loli monstergirl entering into a relationship she didn't understand the full implications of.

Of course, that wouldn't be a factor in something like the MGE.

>>16063980
In a society where they were taught about sex, yeah, absolutely.
My justification went like this:
>Feral monstergirl loli wants to rape you = She's acting according to nature, and so is developed enough to have sex
>Civilised monstergirl loli is coerced into sex = There's a possibility, depending on when you define a monstergirl's age of sexual maturity, that her body and mind might not have developed to that point and be unprepared for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063981
Dark Mage cooking brownies for Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063981
>>16063994
An anubis fixing an automaton. The automaton is showing just the barest hint of a blush because the anubis is basically touching and viewing her on the most intimate level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063981
More lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063997
Isn't that just a setup for a threesome?

[Anonymous No.]

It is wise to bully a dragon girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063937
I'm going to keep a huge windows sparkling clean so that dumb birds fly into it

>>16063963
Lolis are built for sex
They are easy to pick up, convenient to carry around, you can easily get into any position with them, etc...

Tell me one solid reason why lolis are not for sex

>>16063981
Wurm attempting to build an Automaton out of a fridge with a Gremlin facepalming in the background

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063999
Well, it'd muddy the whole creator/creation dynamic with a third wheel, but with numbers like that, I can't in good conscience say "no".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064001
Yes. Usually girls like Draco don't fight back. She's too weak to your on come. And where the hell does all this amazing Draco art keep coming from? Makes me really like Draco.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064001

>>16063769

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064001
It's fine as long as she doesn't turn full dragon and rape you with that form.

Considering her pride, it would not be long before she does that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064002
>Tell me one solid reason why lolis are not for sex
Anyone who tries to give a reason is lying.

Leg-dangling loli-embracing sex is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063946
Well there's an implicit different strokes going on here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063995
It's less about the setting/world and more about a monster girl's psyche although I guess those are tied
If to them sex is just a way to reproduce/feed/feel good then underage sex has no consequences
If it's a complex system with societal implications like it is with humans then maybe that could cause trouble

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirls makes the worst chefs?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna break into a Vampire's mansion and yell that she steals men's souls and makes them her slaves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064026
Ignoring the carnivorous ones who like their meats so rare, blood seeps out with every bite

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063998
Niet.

>>16063996
Hmmmmmmmmm.
I DO like Dark Mages and their sexy hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064026
Husky kobolds.
Fur everywhere.

You just can't critcise them for it unless you're Gordon Ramsey though, because they're freaking husky kobolds. How can you be mad at them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064026
Manticores.
Succubi under 1500.
Baphomet Pizza.
Wurms until they learn their calling in tenderizing and cooking meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064037
How about a Dark Mage in nothing but an apron baking brownies for Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064037
>Niet.

Please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064025
Yes, that's true.
I've been thinking in the context of a more fleshed out world where monstergirls are more than just the sex creatures they are in the Encyclopedia, and I guess it's hard to break away from the social implications that cause trouble. Because, well, I've lived my entire life in that society with its rules, sense of ethics/morals, and implications.
Didn't stop me from becoming a filthy lolicon, but I guess there's still some aspect of that remaining in my head.

This is an interesting discussion about fucking little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064043
What about Dragons who literally vaporize their cooking with their flames ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064047
No. Draw your own dorky doughnut steelim.


>>16064046
A little much for my skill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064050
So hatchlings and teenage ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064026
Slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064056
but I want to stay bad at drawing so that I have an excuse to ask others to draw for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064056
How about a Baphomet with a hime cut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16063981
Anon trying to explain to his slime wife why she can't play his video games

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064050
I like the ones that make charcoal.

I want to eat one so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064074
I bet if a slime learnt enough about chemistry and trained her body enough, she'd be able to synthesise different substances within her body, and produce basic food like a replicator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064026
Shoggoths. They make a mess everywhere they go and they don't shut the hell up either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064001
no but man is it fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064074
Nureonago says hi

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064084
Queen slime might have that kind of juice/smarts
Regular slime? No way

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064088
When i said slime i kinda meant the regular kind. Like even red slimes might be half decent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064083
I was talking about the ones that don't even leave charcoal behind.

>>16064084
>Slime specializing in molecular gastronomy

That could work

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064095
And I was talking about "eating" the Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064048
>I've been thinking in the context of a more fleshed out world where monstergirls are more than just the sex creatures they are in the Encyclopedia

Well then you run into the problem of redefining what is a monster girl
Right now the monstrous part is represent by them being extremely lustful and dangerous (most of them rape, some kill, etc...)

You could always go the EMG route and just make human characters with copy pasted animal/monster traits on top
I don't think I've ever read people complaining about them not being monstrous enough

Thinking about it, if you had sex with an EMG-like girl when she was underage she'd definitely have some kind trauma like being afraid of men

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>>16061722
No it's a literal commission Bourbon did since he and Bollocks find the idea of a cat-trap funny.

[Anonymous No.]

Wiki version
>Also, just like the minotaur, they will become aroused if they continue to see red. Once aroused they will turn violent, as though they are remembering their true nature as a monster, and they will attack human men just like the parent species "minotaur". In the same way as a minotaur, even in this enraged state, the monster's instinctive desire for her husband remains strong, and in the case of those that already have a husband, if they see something red and enter a state of arousal, it is said they'll charge off at full speed heading towards their husband no matter how far away he may be.

Seven Seas version
>Another trait the holstaur shares with the minotaur is its arousal by the color red. Prolonged exposure to the color causes a holstaur to become violent for a time, as if she just remembered she was a monster, leading her to attack much in the manner of the original minotaur. But while a minotaur will satisfy her hunger with any convenient man, when a holstaur is so aroused, she maintains her instinct to seek her husband. It is said that if a holstaur with a husband becomes aroused by something red, she will charge across any distance in order to find him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064111
>I would fuck a cat trap in the ass and not even notice he had a dick

Thank god for Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064079
No.
I hate Baphos like an African hates being compared to a black American.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064089
Depends on your slime canon.

>>16064095
>molecular gastronomy
I'm glad there's a name for the discipline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064077
Just get good.

>>16064081
So a ps4/Xbone/WiiU floating around in a slime while her husband berates her?

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid sexy fire lizards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064120
I have no idea how strong a dislike that is.
Mostly I assume they just stand around starving and failing to secure gravel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064122
But that takes effort

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064130
Reptiles are cold blooded and creepy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064135
How is a warrior on fire cold blooded?

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best monster to turn corrupted paladins into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064118
And which is true to Japanese text? I can't find the relevant part in the original profile pic on the wiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064110
You're right, and I don't really have a solution to it outside of running the gamut in a setting. Basically, justifying in a narrative how some monstergirls can perfectly integrate with humans, and others can be so feral that even spoken language will be a foreign concept to them.
It's feels like the path of least resistance to me though. An enticing way of doing things, but it's also essentially a way of having your cake and eating it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064139
The classic, standard Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064139
The more inhuman the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064135
You mean cool and sexy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064138
She's ruthless and fights without honor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064139
Slimegirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064139
Wight.
So you have to kill them, of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064131
It's like a mongoose and a snake, but the snake has character, pride, and grew up in a genuine shithole, while the mongoose acts like a piece of shit because his great grandpappy was a slave and that somehow means he's entitled to rob, steal, and act like a victim whenever it benefited them.
An actual African I knew said no black in America would last more than a day in Africa due to it's dangerous critters, harsh environment, and large warbands of axe-happy "freedom fighters" looking to cut up anything like a Space Marine in a bunker of heratics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064139
Amazons or salamanders who continue to defend innocent humans from monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064139
It depends on a variety of factors, including the woman's personality, looks, ideals, and even her manner of speaking.
A calm, gentle woman who always speaks in soft, polite tones and believes that her strength exists to protect the weak? Ushi-Oni.
A brash woman whose fiery red hair matches her personality, who loves to fight and spar with anyone who'll give her the time of day and has a gruff manner of speaking? Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064119
Here's your (You)

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>>16064118
Either seven seas fucked up big time or minotaurs are now completely trash tier.

I don't know which is worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064132
Effort is the best cheerleader in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064147
I mean hot and sexy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064118
I was surprised by this too but I'm sure this doesn't imply anything bad it's just awkwardly worded

I was also surprised when I read that Minotaurs will rape you until they fall asleep over and over again, MGE 1 has more endless rape endings than I remembered

>>16064143
It could work
You can have civilized monster girl who keep their instincts in check and feral ones who don't even wearing clothes
Monster girls don't even have to share a basic core/fundamentals, any species can be wildly different from another

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>>16064173
Effort fairy when

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064170
They were always trash, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064174
Oh, you mean soon to be my wife and we are going to have kids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064174
It saddens me how Mono draws almost every other idea at some point, but not one idea of mine has been noticed by him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064189
One day you will be blessed. It happened to me so it can probably happen to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064181
Effort fairy.
Draw fairy.
Writefairy.
Procrastination fairy.
Coffee slime.

By their powers combined, they are Drawfag Titania.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064118
Japanese profile doesn't seem to have anything resembling "unlike Minotaurs".
Either they are making stuff up, or the profile has been changed since then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064195
>Drawfag Titania
>Not Insomnitania

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064193
Only Loen and Latenight have blessed me. Ever.
At this rate I might need to throw a brick with an idea and a $100 bill taped to it through his window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064048
I agree with the guy from before that 3DPD is pretty much completely separated from 2D in my mind at this point.

Society sucks, buttfuck monster girls in the single digits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064200
Insomnitania then.
She has bags under her eyes 24/7, like that one teacher from that To Aru side thing, and constantly zones out due to not sleeping more than an hour a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064189
Mono is a very commissiony artist. If he sees and does an idea of yours for free, you might want to buy a bunch of lottery tickets as well.
Otherwise, if you want him to draw something, it's best to commission it and work with him to bring your idea to life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064195
Procrastination fairy is my spirit animal, along side tsundere pocket Medusa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064178
The rape sleep repeat thing was in the wiki profile wasn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to defy the Hogwards school motto!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064139
Dragons, Wights, Hellhounds, Dark Priests, Succubi, Demons, Kakuen, Amazons, Centaurs, Salamanders, Oni, and Ghouls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064207
So I need money then.
Oy vey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064215
That's right, I just completely forgot about

Same for how horrifying Matango's profile is

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064201
I managed to get quite a few drawings now that I think about it. The happyness does go a little crazy, but my luck is pretty batshit insane.
Almost got ran over by a car but my shitty luck saved me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064208
Procrastination fairy comes with two other mini mons of your choosing if you order the deluxe package that comes with a little bed for her and a mini tv.
Mini Dragons are discontinued due to fire hazards and accidental tsunamis caused by grumpy Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you become a mercenary together with a dark elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064234
As long as I don't need to fuck her.

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>>16064220
Yeah. I think most artists in general have evolved a way to live without food for several days out of necessity, but they still need to pay for rent, electricity and an internet connection to deliver porn to your eyeballs.

Mono was nice to work with. He wasn't comfortable doing a MGE/Twintails crossover idea I had planned, which was a shame, but the thing he did end up drawing was great.
Also, he is very good at painting marble textures completely freehand.

Maybe save up as a Christmas present for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064234
Only if I get to lick the sweat off her body after missions

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064249
Good boy.

>>16064242
Bad boy that deserves punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064234
>Me
>A mercenary
I'm give foot ten and weigh under a hundred pounds. I have basically zero muscle mass and shit endurance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064265
You can be a mage or a cleric though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064265
Are you 11 or a tiny woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064271
I'm a nineteen year old man.

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>>16064178
It would probably be easy enough to justify a range of civility to ferality across different monstergirl types.
But it would a stretch, or at least quite a bit harder, to justify that same range across members of an individual type. For example, wild hellhounds who kidnap and rape indiscriminately in one place, and some hellhound characters who live perfectly alongside the rest of society, maybe even working as police officer equivalents.

Maybe there would still be some imperfections in that latter example, with some latent wild instinct in the civilised hellhounds that they have to deal with and vent. Maybe by hunting criminals, for a very specific example.
And maybe sometimes you hear news about the hellhound living a block away who snapped and raped some poor guy.

There's a lot to think about with it, I'm just kind of tossing out whatever thoughts come to the surface of my head.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I cure my addiction to mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064281
more mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064281
>Cure
No, you see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064281
By overindulging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064248
>christmas present to yourself
I'd share it with everyone though.
Having Mono draw my Sandy in a more serious and 9600% better art style than my own would be just nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064281
Substitute in a buffer addiction, such as amphetamines or gummy bears.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh anon! A bunch of Order fanatics have kidnapped your daughteru and are planning to use her for their horrible, painful cultist rituals, and you only have until daybreak to get her back!

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064299
Go Father Nier on their asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064299
Track them down with her sisters and mother and then personally unload a 12 gauge into the dick of the cult's leader.
Never fuck with a man who married a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064299
Hire a squad of Wurms.
Feed them enraging fruit
Tell them to pick up the daughteru and not harm her
Sit back and watch.

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>>16064265
>Under 100lb
>Under 45KG at 5'10"

Sweet hella fuck, Anon. I'm roughly your height and I'm pretty thin at 70KG. Are you literally a skeleton wearing a skinsuit? Have you had most of the organs in your body harvested for money? Was your mother a robin, and have you inherited her hollow bird bones? When you look in the mirror, do you just see a two-dimensional line segment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064299
Roll for initiative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064234
Nope, but I'd help my waifu catch and corrupt a prideful elf mercenary into some random guy's cum dump

>>16064277
I thought about this once

The easiest way to go about this is using by using the parenting
If the girl was mostly educated by her mother then you end up with a mostly feral monster girl
On the other hand if she was educated by her human father then you could realistically have a civilized monster girl with semblances of human values

You could always have both kinds geographically separated and have very different societies to makes things even more convenient

[Anonymous No.]

I would like a succubus with sensitive horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064321
That would be nice. Teasing her by rubbing her horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064299
Immediately call up my waifu so she can get some help from her Lich boss. Her boss should be more than willing to help as Order extremists really get under her skin. She'd also have all kinds of experimental magic technology at her disposal; even though my waifu's boss is more of a medical scientist, she still likes to experiment with other things from time to time. So it'd be me, my Kobold waifu, and her boss with an army of undead behind us.

We'd be sure to inflict whatever that had planned to do to my poor daughteru back on them a hundredfold because you do NOT fuck with my daughteru.

Only my waifu and I are allowed to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064321
>>16064322

Wasn't there a greentext some months ago that started with "I want to touch a succubutt"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064319
I thought about the geography aspect, but the parenting is something I hadn't considered.
It's a good idea, but I don't think it'd be a firm rule to go by. After all, a monstergirl raised with human standards in mind by her father could take the lead in raising her own daughter, and when you consider situations like that across many generations, it becomes a very diverse and detailed spectrum.

But ultimately, it does look like it comes down to values. If a single monstergirl could either be civilised or feral, depending on external factors, it comes down to nuture over nature. So parenting and environment are the key factors.

A monstergirl family who spent years living in the city could move out of it, and over the course of even two or three generations, adapt to living in the wild again, lack of clothes and all. I don't think they'd entirely revert, because stuff like language and the knowledge of certain living conviniences would always be useful. That's just one possible example of many different, extremely varied scenarios that could occur. Without a doubt, this monstergirl world would be incredibly diverse, varied and colourful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064331
Oh hey KDF. How's the family?

[Anonymous No.]

>Villager Anon doing his villager things liking pulling carts for nobles and tending to crops, gonna be a good season fer crops
>Until all the men in the village were rounded up at the center by demons, devils, and a single evil Baphomet
>The Bapho eying up all the men since she has first choice by right
>She looks at you as her eyes strain to look harder at you
>Her eyes are turning into hearts now
>This can mean only one thing
>She strolls up and says you'll be her Onii-Chan now

How do you respond Mr. Anon.

>Accept
>Turn Down

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064299
Call up every servant in the house and brute force into wherever they're holding my daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061290
FAT
ELF
TITS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064139
Salamander, Slime Carrier, Wight, or Dragon if you want her to continue protecting those she cares about
Demon, Mindflayer, Dark Priest, Dark Slime if you want her to corrupt everything
Cursed Sword, Ushi-Oni, Red Oni, Ghoul, or Hellhound if you want a berserker
Shoggoth or any lamia if you want a yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064385
Tell her you're not going to be her onii-chan.
She's going to be your imouto.

Then kiss her right on the bear print of her panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064369
Hi anon! They're just fine, as long as no fuckers are abducting my daughteru. If something like this actually happened she'd be traumatized for weeks! She wouldn't want to be anywhere other than in my or my waifu's arms, and she'd probably want to be restrained in some way too since that's when she feels the safest. I'd feel so bad for not being there to protect her that I wouldn't really want to let her go either.

I'm the hero and the villain, nobody is gonna take that from me especially where my family is concerned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064410
>bear print
>not goat print

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064385
That pic looks familiar. Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064417
Damn, that was a missed opportunity, wasn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064281
You can never have too much mofu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064443
That's cute. A muscular tomboy girl with pink girly fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064443
I want to be the childhood friend of a big, muscled monster girl hero!

I want to welcome her back to town every-time she returns, listening to her tails and saying how exciting everything must be for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16061541
I'm not gay. But, I'd hold hands with a trap cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064368
You're making some very valid points

I'm afraid I don't have much more to add to the conversation

Good luck coming up with your vision of monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064455
>listening to her tails
Haw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064443
She's about to wreck someone. Could be whoever gave here the bra that's clearly too small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064465
Yes.
I would make lots of bad puns to her whenever she returns.

Tail necessary now due to my inability to English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064299
I'll never forgive them for making my daughteru cry and my waifu is a dragon. The order is fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064202
Buttfucking comes after you've trained them over a long period of time with toys and finger insertion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064311
If I suck in my gut I can count my ribs yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064489
Please eat more food Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064489
Fight hard, Anon. I'm the same height and at 55kg.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon girls were made to be filled by men hopes and dreams,as much as their wombs can take inside and not pop

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064518
That they are, although I'd push them to that limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064518
That's right Anon. Dragon girls are the strongest monsters, so I'm sure they can recieve us with open arms.

I want to fill a Dragon's hoard with love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064518
Dragon girls are also for protective, muscular, tight cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064518
>no Dragon waifu from the old country who speaks broken english and sings her grandmothers songs to you every night

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064529
I find their protectivenes so cute. Yanderes are shit, but just being possessive strikes a spot in my heart. Having one hogging me all to herself would give me an attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064299
>Order kidnaps a young Mindflayer
>The entire Mindflayer society invades the city where she is held captive
>200+ Mindflayers flay everything in sight
>By the end of the day the city becomes an endless eldritch orgy
>The young Mindflayer gets to keep one of the man who caught her
>He becomes her squid
>Good end

More seriously, my waifu would just teleport in, grab our daughter and teleport out
Then we'd tell our daughter that if she wants to be as great as her mother is she's going to need to study psionic arts more seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064529
>>16064545
Is there anything better then being a Dragon's treasure? Is it bad I'd want to talk myself down just to fish for her compliments?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064555
>No protective Jabberwock

God, just end it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064493
I eat plenty. I guess its just one part metabolism and another part im energetic and don't like sitting doing nothing all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064555
>spoiler
My brother. Though what I would want is to dissapear just to have her go super clingy mode when I show up again.
Ahhh, being called precious and hearing how much she loves me would make me melt in her embrace. I want a dragon so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064536
"Husband! I 'ave finished my daily runs, it is now time vor the, how you say, 'group' exercise?"

[Anonymous No.]

>all this fit protective dragon posting

I'm pleased.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064565
I feel like it's a bad thing to make her worry like that. I don't even hate myself. But just hearing her talk about how important I am to her, it makes me feel so warm inside. Like I really do matter to someone. It's such a wonderful and addictive feeling that makes me smile every time. I feel bad that I have to make her sad to hear and have that joy though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064555
>>16064565
That's just being manipulative at that point. It's basically a form of emotional abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064518
>Fighting Red Dragon
>Cover yourself in a coat of fire, thinking you could fight fire with fire, literally
>Tell her that this shit's supernova hot and that she can't even lay a claw on you, since you've become the Sun incarnate
>Her pupils contract into narrow slits of black in her golden eyes
"Who is to say I cannot tame the fire?"
>She's walking towards you, angrily taking off her clothing and armor, the heavy metals making heavy thuds as they drop the floor
"You think you are the Sun, but you're nothing more than a child, playing with something outside of your control."
>Start backing away, she's clearly pissed
>When she's within arms reach, the flames roar up to protect you, your skin reddening and beads of sweat rolling down every inch of your body
"That is not for you to decide, little man."
>Lash out at her, swinging your arm like a sword to try and incinerate the ruby red Dragon
>She catches your arm effortlessly in her vise-like grip, pulling herself closer to you
>The flames are dying down, absorbing into her body
>Her own body heat is starting to well up, making her skin glow like white-hot iron
"After all, I am the Queen of Flames, or did your master not teach you that?"
>When you open your mouth to answer, she forces her long, slender bifurcated tongue down your throat, lapping at the kiln of your soul
>Hob-kneed and jelly-legged from her kiss, you barely realize what's happening before she's jack-hammering into you from the Amazon Position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064555
>Is it bad I'd want to talk myself down just to fish for her compliments?
You're a writefag, aren't you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064612
Don't call me alp, that's just insulting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064575
>German Dragons

I did not realize how much i needed this until now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064618
I desire a big, muscled dragon from Germany who talks about how she's some distant descendant of an ancestor who married Siegfried.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dragonfu will never practice "bed" fitness with you
>By that i mean her furiously milking you to strenghten her cave muscles
>and a huge stash of manticore venom by her side in case you get tired too quick

i wonder who gives up first,you from being milked nonstop or the dragon from so much juice inside her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064607
>Intimidating dominant red dragon

I'm already diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064488
That's just kind of wierd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064602
So how do you get compliments from your Dragon lover then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064626
How does a man survive with a dragon waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064638
By trying hard, improving myself, and making the changes in life that bring happiness.
The rest comes naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064600
Our dragon waifu must have it hard. We need to make sure we apologize by giving them a bunch of love.

>>16064602
I know, but I can't resist. Seeing something so magnificent as her care so much for someone like me is a special kind of feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064633
We're talking about buttfucking lolis, Anon.
It's all kind of weird. At least by giving them some training before you stick your dick up there, you can save them from discomfort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064638
asking her to compliment you
or just being cute when you blush

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064385
So long as it's not sexual, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064626
Double K.O with a bunch of cuddles and a daughteru to come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064648
You don't need to toy with her emotions to have her care for you.
Just don't be shit, and be a worthy husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064643
By following this ancient edict

645 AD: We must slay the Dragon
1968 AD: We must tame the Dragon
2012 AD: We must fuck the Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064666
What does it mean to be a worthy husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064674
Well, that'll be different for every man and woman on the planet. Even wherever or not a man sees himself as a worthy husband is part of wherever or not he's actually a worthy husband.
Remember, you cannot come to terms with someone else if you can't come to terms with yourself.
You could even say you can't love someone else if you can't love yourself.

But besides that, it's also the ability to maintain a happy family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064674
To always be truthful and loving to your Dragon waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064666
It's not being a shit, it's just a little tease that makes me feel good and bad. And yes, I would do my best to be a worthy husband of her. Someone she could be proud to show off. I would do my bet to make sure she always had a smile on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064690
So basically. See yourself as a worthy man and you'll love your wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064699
>It's not being a shit, it's just a little tease that makes me feel good and bad
Oh, I didn't mean to imply that's what you were being. That was more of a general statement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064705
That's part of it. But you have to live up to your own expectations too.

[Anonymous No.]

I now regret wanting to make my Dragon worry. I'd rather apologize profusely and hope she doesn't hate me for being a horrible manipulative monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064710
Let's be honest. What expectations do anons really have of themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>All these weregirl pictures

Be honest, some of you are furries. There's literally no other reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064706
Well, it's still a shitty move though.

I agree with >>16064712 I'm going to apologize for my Dragon waifu and try to atone for my mistakes by giving her even more love and everything else than I got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064722
If you don't have any, you'll get some once you try to make yourself worthy of being a dragon's husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064712
I wonder if she'd actually forgive you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064724
I'm not a furry, but I would fuck/marry Polt. So I guess that makes me a weird sort of psuedo-furfag where I only really like one psuedo-furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064730
Fire cleanses and forgives all.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if monster rulers have something like UN

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064265
>>16064489
Do you think im small enough that monsters would want to pamper me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064730
You mean she won't forgive me? This actually hurts now. I don't want her to hate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064740
who would be the North Korea of the MGUN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064741
They'd admit you to a hospital and try to put the muscles and bones you obviously removed to become so scrawny back in.
I guess that's pampering in a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064751
The Order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064740
Lilims, paraohs, ninetails and dragons discussing crap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064742
Anon, no. Your Dragon waifu loves you and now you are trully making her sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064729
But would dragons like anons with massive egos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064765
Not that anon, but I don't know if I could live myself after that. She deserves someone better

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064281
Go to dahntahn MGC Pittsburg and see the Yeti psychiatrist who specializes in mofu and mofu addictions

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064770
Dragons already have big egos usually. That might just cause a lot of clashes.
But working up from the bottom while keeping perspective will probably stop you from developing an ego in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064770
Probably. They would find him fun to mess with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064776
You know you are going to hurt her even more like that, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up with erection
>Open window
>Several different kinds of lonely monster girls looking to partake in 'multiplication'
>Have them assemble into a perfect circle, wingless on the bottom, monster girls gifted with flight hovering above
>Tell them to stick their tongues out
>Helicopter penis around their mouths
>Simultaneous blowjob from several varying mamono magic infused saliva swabs
>Ejaculate
>Turn into a human lawn sprinkler jizzing all over their faces
>Have morning tea and pancakes

How would you start your day in the presence of monsters, /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

Do dragons even have a preference in man?

[Anonymous No.]

Which foreign monster girl would you racemix with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064814
If I had to satisfy that many?
Doppelganger potion energy shake with raging mushrooms on toast, and some scrambled humpty egg slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064814
I would wake up to my cuddly dragon waifu because I'm not a slut. But 10+ points for overly lewd spooder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064813
Then she has no room for a lowly peon like me in her horde

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064823
Anubis, Pharaoh and grapesnake. Any day of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064837
There's nothing slutty about providing lonely monster girls with happiness. They're A-OK with sharing, anon.

Hell, portion are just fine with being cuckqueans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064814
Get the bear mace and the beanbag shotgun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064819
Probably, but that's why we have to fight hard so they can fall in love with us.

[Anonymous No.]

\>>16064823
Chupa-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls with braces

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064840
Yoy are killing your dragon, Anon. She can't live without you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064654
I was thinking more along the lines of lenghty, slowly escalating foreplay and easing her into it. Toys and training are just getting into wierd territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064823
Anubis, Apophis, Pharaoh, and Sphinx. All at the same time.
Also any Desert Variations of monstergirls, Like Desert Tanukis and Desert Lamias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064856
is she gonna heal me sexually?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064859
She is going to heal you in every way possible. She is going to make your smile brighter than her hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064847
what happens if they don't? What happens if anon just can't push himself that hard. What if he doesn't believe in himself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064859
She'll break you down and remake you from the ground up sexually.

Would ya kindly delete the unrelated image?

[Anonymous No.]

>go to MGC High
>there's a small pack of wolf girls terrorizing the school, threatening to beat the shit out of anyone with their superior numbers
>one day during lunch you make the mistake of bumping into one of their members, spilling her lunch
>try to apologize, but they aren't having any of it, attacking you
>unfortunately for them, your adopted mom in an oni
>an oni better know as Queen Crimson, champion of MGC's pro wrestling league
>underneath your baggy clothes, you're built like a brick shithouse
>you floor the whole pack effortlessly, leaving them to pick themselves up as you go about the rest of your break
>they come back a couple days later seeking revenge
>the outcome is the same as before, and they run off shouting that they won't forget this
>a few days later they try again, this time they've brought a couple of their dire wolf sempais
>before the fight you notice that some of their members are flushed, their legs shaking
>the dire wolves make things a bit tougher, but you still don't break a sweat flattening them with piledrivers and suplexes
>by the end of it, many of them are panting heavily
>the next time they show up is different, though
>they look more "feminine" today
>they surround you, and you get into your fighting stance
>surprisingly, they all hold out letters sealed with heart-shaped stickers, yelling "please be our alpha!"
would you be the leader/boyfriend of a group of wolfus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064874
No no no. Think about her, don't think about yourself. If it's for her, Anon can do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064823

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064881
Yes, yes I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064853
Nerdy oomukades with lisps and braces!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064888
>Not translated

Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064881
Lord yes.
Gonna make them feel like the most wonderful girls in the world with cuddling and plenty of headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064912
Bully them for liking anime and writing fanfiction~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064881
Yes, just because the fantasy of being a big damn alpha over a pack of wolfgirls is a guilty pleasure of mine.
I'm half ashamed to say I want to own them with my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064658
It's sexual anon.

Super sexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064918
Getting them fit so they can protect themselves!
Giving them minomilk to build mass!

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have the schedule for KC profile releases?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064931
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064823
Any MG with the physique and style of a Pillar Man.

Or what I'm really saying is that I'd eventually die a a virgin alone because the search for such a girl would be nearly impossible.

Then my soul gets raped by a Wisp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064922
Gonna flick that Bapho on the head and tell her I'm not into lolis.
Gonna teach her what real sibling love is about by being a doting older brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064918
So I should bully myself at 16?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064937
I remember the discussion about a Pillar Anubis a couple of threads back, where she would sleep as a hieroglyph on a stone wall, and could awaken to manifest in her physical form, or suck you into the her world within the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064888
NOT
TRUSTWORTHY

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064939
You've made a mistake anon.

I mean I did write Evil Baphomet so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16060506
This needs to be a one-shot series, always start off with a wary insecure shota being introduced to the 'farm' by your friendly neighborhood Lilim and then go on from there.
We need milkgirl ideas guys!
>Hellhound+Manticore sandwich the shota whilst manticore tail milks him, but they refrain from sex until shota says who he likes better
>Lich and Automaton experimenting which is the fastest way to get highest quality produce Automaton can store milk inside her so no need to pull out
>Demon and Pharaon onee-sans warmly take care of the shota and cheer him on to do his best
>Lone Titania discovering how to work anon's milk out
>Dragon being overprotective of anon and reluctantly giving the produce away

We need moar!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064950
She's be better as a Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064950
She's getting another headflick for that.
Never underestimate the mighty head flick, passed down through heroic families for generations!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064950
Shinoa was so hot, truly too good for a fujoshi bait show.

Would also be a perfect warrior Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064954
I wonder if the dragon keeps bottles of her husbands milk in her stash and gets very defensive if anyone touches it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064936
could you post it please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064954
Hellhound and lich
Gnome and sylph
Undine mentor and student blue slime
Anubis twins
Froggy girl and slippery mermaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064853
>super attractive people with normally unattractive qualities
this is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064954
>not automaton and golem
you fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064985
01. Ice Queen ----- NOV 10 2016
02. NEW ------------ NOV 24 2016
03. Griffin ------------ DEC 8 2016
04. NEW ------------- JAN 2 2017
05. Trumpart -------- JAN 30 2017
06. NEW ------------- FEB 14 2017
07. Atlach Nacha -- MAR 1 2017
08. NEW -------------- MAR 15 2017
09. Dark Mage ------ APR 2 2017
10. NEW -------------- APR 25 2017
11. Zombie Dragon - MAY 11 2017
12. NEW --------------- MAY 29 2017
13. Automaton ------- JUN 16 2017
14. NEW --------------- JUL 1 2017
15. Gremlin ----------- JUL 13 2017
16. NEW --------------- JUL 31 2017
17. Kamaitachi ------ AUG 21 2017
18. NEW --------------- SEP 14 2017
19. Ochimusha ------ OCT 1 2017
20. NEW --------------- OCT 31 2017
21. Nurarihyon ------- NOV 20 2017

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064988
>Gnome
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>Had prepared to marathon writing today
>Crippling headache

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064973
>Dragons secretly got a competition to see who got the biggest stash

Then manticore venom and raging mushrooms sales rose

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065007
>03. Griffin ------------ DEC 8 2016
>09. Dark Mage ------ APR 2 2017
>19. Ochimusha ------ OCT 1 2017
>21. Nurarihyon ------- NOV 20 2017

Every time I see this get angry

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065012
>Determined to do No Fap November
>Get a headache on Day 4
Pain.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065016
Poor men. Do they ever get a break? Are they just property?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065019
Yeah, it looks like it's going to take a while. I hope KC surprises us and managed to push some ahead of schedule, but if those are his projected dates, it might end up taking even longer to get to some girls than it says there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065024
Fight Anon. There are just a few more hours until this day ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065012
Sucks man. I know how that feels.
I want to hug a crying Cheshire and cuddle her nonsexually to make her feel better.

>>16065025
They get breaks anon. It's a job.
They signed up for it.
They've even got vacation days, good pay, and dental among other benefits.
They only get milked by one group of girls though. Gotta have an emotional connection to put out the best product.
There's a high rate of marriages on the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065007
>Ice Queen Nov 10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8RLPG88u3lM

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065024
Just meditate. Or read, or write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065019
>>16065031
Well the holidays are coming up. Im guessing he might do an exrtra on Christmas and maybe another on new years.

[Anonymous No.]

>Make a Baphomet angry
>Telling her loli a shit
>Instead of forming a coherent argument she keeps going "UHHHHH UHHHH ABUBUBUBUBBUBUBUBUBU UHHH PFFT PFFT" ad infinitum

[Anonymous No.]

I remember a doujin (untranslated, sadly) about a guy going into a brothel and fucking some odd goat-milf and her daughter. Does anyone remember the name of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065037
But don't you ever think he men cry knowing they're being treated like cattle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065007
>nov 10
wait i thought it was this week? Phantom was two weeks ago right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065042
I guess this is a reference to something, but I have no idea what.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope we can hit 3000 this thread. It'll be a rare treat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065047
>>16065047
https://youtu.be/FfsmLgD2ZFM?t=13

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065007
>Nurarirarirorurarirurerohonhonhon
>Over a year

whelp

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065046
Sshhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065050
Let's talk about cute monsters and surely we can do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064118
>>16064170
We know that "Fuck NTR" is a fundamental part of the MGE setting, so it's pretty damn obvious that the statement should be inferred as "any convenient man [if she isn't already married]".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065053
Oh, I see. I don't really keep up with clickbaity compilation stuff like that. If a bapho did that in front of me, I'd probably call an ambulance in case she was having a seizure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065045
no no its just the opposite. The original idea is that instead of being hooked up to some dick milking machine monsters are assigned to intimately and carefully handle the process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065007
>NEW ------------- FEB 14 2017
>its the profile for eros herself
I'd be hyped

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065058
Yeah, I doubt it's like she'll just go for any man if she's already married.
Rather, if the minotaur sees red, AND is unmarried, she'll rape whatever men crosses her path.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065058
Nah, Minotaurs are whores confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065064
Why do the monsters require that much milk? Does it sell like hot cakes? And do he human males at least get to pick who milks them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064823
Is this like, fanart of nonsummerjack's cosplay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065042
More like she gets out the scythe.

I think the worst part about weaponry not killing is that everybody would just bust out that shit to settle arguments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfq6hyE7BNQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065074
Fuel for their doomsday device.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065072
Going to play the devil's advocate but so long as she loves only me until we die I don't really care if she's not a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065072
Nah, just the one in Monster Musume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065080
Except rather than settle arguments, MGE "weaponry" would put it on the backburner to a big steaming sex pile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065070
Oh yeah KC did say he was going to do profiles for the gods at some point or another. Said it would be a while since they're big names. We actually might start to see the lower end of things before too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065089
I imagine he'll be ending MGE with the Overlord's profile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065074
Someone's gotta provide for those poor NEET monstergirls who can't get a husband. It's quite the market.
And yes. But remember, no matter what girls you pick and no matter how many you pick, they're with you for life.
Coincidentally, most of the girls who end up applying had trouble finding husbands. Funny isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065094
That or maybe cheif god. Depends on what order he does those two in.
Also he might not bother since shes taken

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065085
That girls deserves a beating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065088
Yes, thus ending the argument.

I mean if a Dragon and a Baphomet get into it they are going to bust out the big guns and whip each other's ass before taking whatever or more likely whomever they were fighting over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065083
Will you make your wife's son feel loved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065098
Maybe it'll be a dual release of them.
Even if they're taken they can still have profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065105
>Le cuckold meme
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

My lewds folder is lacking. I should of started saving them long ago.

If only the various boorus were more complete so I wouldn't have to hop between 3-4 different sites to find new pictures that aren't on the others.
Today is going to be a long day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065102
>Baphomet and a Dragon get in an argument.
>It's getting loud and angry.
>Suddenly they grab some poor guy and drag him off to the Dragon's lair.
>Three weeks later, he comes back with both of them clinging to him and asking which one was better.
>He doesn't have the heart to choose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065105
You've got boards to go and talk about your garbage. Piss off there instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065096
Damn. So do they just drink it? Like soda? And these poor men are milked for their entire lives by the women they love? They must be very happy.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright peeps, it's kinda been a while but here's another translation, this time for the Dhampir.

http://i.imgur.com/5h7zuW1.jpg

>吸血鬼の召使いとなった男性は，ヴァンパイアハンターの到来により，吸血鬼とハンター，二人が同時に妻となる事も多いのだとか。
"For men who became a vampire's servant, due to the arrival of a Vampire Hunter, both the vampire and the hunter will often times become wives together, or something like that."

I'm not big into polygamy, but the gist is that it doesn't ALWAYS happen (although it's supposedly frequent). So I assume that if the servant wasn't big into sharing his vampfu, the Dhampir would take the hint and head off into the sunset or something.

>>16065007
I was the one that posted the original list, with the disclaimer that KC may be some days late sometimes. I don't know why you extended the next date all the way to next Thursday, though. Ice Queen should be either tomorrow or the day after, maybe even the day after that, but next Thursday is ridiculous even for KC. Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065083
When the monstergirl lives longer DE makes you match her life.

Also the afterlife is a thing there, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065112
No, no, anon.

Baphomet breaks out a scythe, dragon breaks out a 2 handed sword, and then they beat each other up with weapons that don't kill until one of them collapses.

Then the winner takes home random poor anon to fuck with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065119
DO NURARIHYON PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065119
>I don't know why you extended the next date all the way to next Thursday, though.

I'm going to let you in on a secret, Anon.

I extended the dates as a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065122
Actually that's what Mermaid Blood is for.
Or maybe it's both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065119
Doing god's work Anon. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065117
Yes to all four of those, but it's more like vital water to the second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065083
>>16065122
Oh don't take on account the first phrase, I read it as "until I die".

But yeah when you two die you go to the afterlife together.


>>16065127
DE already do it. The thing about Mermaid Blood is that can be used by humans with no contact with monstergirls and things like that. Probably the Order leader or the high ranks use it to maintain control of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065117
Yep. And the more loving the sex that produces it, the better tasting it is to monstergirls. That's why they can't just hook up the guy to a pump.
Sometimes, some lucky guy ends up with the Boss of the company being one of the girls who helps milk him.

>>16065124
I'd rather a sexual duel than a physical one.
I'd also rather the Baphomet be an Onee-san with an ass that's proportionate to her new height and impressive bust so it's still her most impressive feature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065125
Sure, I was considering her anyway when I eventually decided on the Dhampir.

>>16065126
>Spoiler
And I fell for it, too. You cheeky bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065127
Bit of both.
Mermaid blood is well before KC expanded on the effects of demonic energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065119
Thank you translator anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065132
>Probably the Order leader or the high ranks use it to maintain control of it.
So the Order leader is basically Emperor Palpatine. Extending his life through unnatural means to maintain his rule. Okay, got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065143
He's basically stacking his asspulls.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never get a wolfgirl addicted to your dick

Sometimes, even simple things like that hurt that most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065156
>You will never be loved by a large wolf family that protects their brother's smile
>You will never bring a feline MG home to introduce your girlfriend one day
>The Jinko will never be able to wrestle all of them at once and prove her worth
Pain. Endless pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065156
>You will never have codependency with a wolfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065156
>You will never come home to the loving embrace of your wolfgirl waifu and have some hot cocoa near the fire and cuddle
>You will never come home to the loving embrace of your waifu
The dreamrealm. Why are you so mysterious?
Why do you tease us with our desires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065156
>You will never get addicted to your waifu's V

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065162
That sounds unhealthy, but tell be about it anyway.

>>16065167
Wait, that's perfect. Mutual addiction to each other's sexual organs. A pheromone prison you can both emit to ensnare each other and even the playing field under any and all circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065171
You get addicted and can't live without her and she is the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065119
I remembered some anons writing greentext of their vampire family reenacting Castlevania on Halloween night. The vampire being Dracula of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065171
>Wait, that's perfect. Mutual addiction to each other's sexual organs
Well I think that's pretty much what happens in MGE with married couples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065176
Ah, of course. Well, it might be unhealthy, but screw it. It's fine if it's with a wolfgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065185
How is it unhealthy? It's not like you're going to need any other girls. Waifu for eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065166
>You'll never feel her fangs on your throat when she kisses you
>Or the taut muscles in her thighs as she slides one bare leg up aginst your body
>Or her claws dig blissfully into your back as she climbs on your and drives you to the floor with her tongue assaulting your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16064234
only if she'll reward me with nursing handjobs when we complete a contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065190
>her fangs on your throat when she kisses you
ConfusedCheshire.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065200
She's kissing and nibbling your throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065180
It was me, Dio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065189
Codependency is unhealthy by nature, but I guess you don't need to care about it if you're just going to be balls deep in a wild wolfgirl 80% of your waking life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065200
Spooky kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065205
Neck, Anon
Throat's internal

[Anonymous No.]

i am the only one who likes slim MG? like vampires or dragons

witches must be titty monsters, no exceptions

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065212
The general front area of the neck can also colloquially be referred to as the throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065212
It's a Vampire Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065208
Mamono mana makes everything healthy. I'm not a wolfy boy but it works for all girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065215
Yes, everyone else here likes thick girls.

Except for me. Slim is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065215
Ittan momen are pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065217
Yeah, I guess so
But it'd be pretty uncomfortable to be kissed directly on your throat, let alone nibbled there
I mean, that's your esophagus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065218
I thought it was a wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065229
Surprise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065215
I like my Dragon average maybe a little bit sportsy, but not quite fit. I like her in the middle ground.

I love you waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065227
Having your life in your waifu's hands, claws or fangs during intimate moments is hot. What else is there to say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065229
It's a vampiric cheshire werewolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065215
I am a fan of MGs thick and thin.
Thin ones must have tits or ass to compensate, however.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=59778947&from_sid=2014502731

Holy fuck, imagine how comfortably this must be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065232
AWW SON OF A BITCH!
Is what I'd say if I didn't like Cheshire's

>>16065237
I told you guys to keep an eye on that Lich
And that Dark Mage
And that Witch
Really, a lot of magic users all together usually indicated bad times ahead

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065227
Oh god please no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065243
Somehow looking into the face of one of the ones doing it only makes it more exciting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065218
>surprise bites all the time

not sure if want

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065251
It's the emotional aspect of it. And the understanding that even as you're looking at her, she's all around you, able to surround and milk you with ease if she felt the whim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065254
They'll be pleasurable vampire bites, so I don't see why you wouldn't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065243
Sometimes I forget how much I love slimes. Then stuff like this reminds me.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you'll never be courted by a shy hellhound
>tfw you'll never fight a Dhampir because you're treating your vampire waifu like a bootlicking slave
>tfw you'll never be dominated and 'owned' by an experienced and knowledable Alice
>tfw you'll never experience teaching a Lilim how to make love because it's alien and unfamiliar to her
>tfw you'll never be the one that hunted down your spouse in a marriage with a Wurm
>tfw you'll never fall asleep tired, aching and exhausted because your Lich waifu is genki
>tfw you'll never be the one to voraciously consume your Ghoul waifu love fluids
>tfw you'll never be to one to rape your Amazones waifu when her hunting group attacks your caravan, and you'll never be the woman in that relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065288
>>tfw you'll never be the one that hunted down your spouse in a marriage with a Wurm
Just hang out in a colony of cocky dwarven minors. They'll start digging too deep, and one day you'll hear 'C is for cookie!' and know your day has arrived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065243
Hot damn. That is amazing.
Slimes are absolutely amazing as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065119
>I gotta rescue my boyfriend from my mom!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnuqGIKXPyc

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065208
Well if you're no codependent, you're independent and if i have to be dependent on anything I'd rather be dependent on my waifu than dependent on myself. I trust her more than I do myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065319
>She gets more smug as she grows stronger

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065332
A lot of backwards dashing, picking up equipment and artifacts, and defeating spooky Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065288
>tfw you'll never experience teaching a Lilim how to make love because it's alien and unfamiliar to her
Oh man, that hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065335
Except for that one Hakutaku in the library.
EHE, THANK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

It happened boys, I finally had a dream with Monster girls in it

The sensation of lying in bed with a cuddly and short, but strong Oni girl was pure bliss

The happiness was only rivaled by the crushing disappointment of waking up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065346
As they say, reality is the real nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065319
>>16065335
what MG is granfalloon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065340
>Ah, Young Lady Alucard. My my, how you've grown.

[Anonymous No.]

Do jabberwocks still have that dragon pride and greediness on their blood? i kind of want a jabby being possessive of me and flaunting how much she can milk me to other wocks in dreamland

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065364
All I know is that their weird tentacle mouths talk like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjPMYlzvLpw

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065364
>being possessive of me and flaunting how much she can milk me to other wocks in dreamland

I think that's their default mindset. Showing off that she and her husband are the lewdest couple in Wonderland. That's also the source of their pride.

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>>16065374
>Imagining that with feminine voices.
>Imagining a Jabberwock's face when her tentacles voice her inner thoughts
You owe me a new pair of sides.

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>>16065364
>Jabberwock gets in an argument with a Cheshire Cat.
>Storms home to you, pins you to the bed and furiously sucks your dick, spitting every load into a jar until it's full.
>The next day when she's walking around with you and sees the Cheshire, she grins smugly, pulls out the jar and chugs it.
>Cheshire has to run home with a blush on her face to go fuck her husband.
>Jabberwock drags you behind a tree and fucks you right there, her big brown ass jiggling with every thrust.
Wonderland is a hell of a place.

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>>16065335
Backdash into run animation into short-hops like a badass for your vampire wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065325
But it's still possible to not be codependent and in a very loving, intimate relationship.
And as weird as it sounds, you can still depend on one another and not actually be codependent.

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>>16065388
Wonderland anons must have it tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>1AM on the 5th of November
>Only at 3600 words
>Got work all day today
>And all day Sunday
>And uni on Mon, Wed and Tuesday

Help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065405
It doesn't sound weird, it sounds like mental gymnastics.
>Can still be dependent on one another but not be co dependent
Do you even know what the prefix co- means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065407
cant let common sense hold you back in wonderland anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065388
There's a Wock doujin that starts off with a Cheshire trying to pounce a guy but misses. Said guy literally runs into a Jabberwock and the Cheshire gets all disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065422
Bummer, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065444
Greedy Purplecat.

Hard to believe any of the other Wonderland Girls get a chance to grab a man with them around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065119
>their titties are the same size

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>>16065407
I still have this idea in my head

>Cheshire waifu wants to be a cheeky cunt, arranges with the entire neighborhood to one day pretend she never existed
>That day arrives
>While you were asleep she took everything that'd point to her existence away, and prepared accordingly for difficult things like editing photos including her to be only of you, alone
>The usual happens with you not knowing what's going on, neighbors don't know what you're talking about when you ask them, and so on
>But the other local cheshire heard about this and decides to be a cheeky cunt, deciding to change her look and attitude to be exactly like your waifu
>Cue her meeting 「YOU」 and pretending she was always your waifu and everything's alright, just a couple misplaced memories on your part
>And then your waifu finds out

[Anonymous No.]

while everybody may be excited for ice queen I am more excited about grape snake's making of, since she is the rival if my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065425
Codependency refers to the extreme and unhealthy reliance on a partner, and is often caused by addiction to substances or a certain vice, or even illness of the partner. It means a relationship that isn't mutually satisfying because of factors such as that, where caretaking for them becomes the norm and leads to a destructive cycle where the illness or reliance is enabled by the caretaker.
To depend on a person is to trust in them and rely on them. You can rely on your partner to be there for you, as she can on you.
Of course, there's also the bad kind of dependence on a person, where you lose your ability to act as an independent individual. Best to avoid that too.

You can still depend on one another in an a relationship. But a healthy relationship is two people who love each other and are together because they want to be, not because they need to be.

I'm not good at explaining this sort of stuff, but I hope this is adequate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065466
Cat fight!

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>>16065466
Purplecat fights would be intense.

Teleporting rapidly, flying through the air to scratch each other.

Both of them would be invisible too, so it'd be like a tornado's in your house.

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>>16065467
Apophis is a shit.

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>>16065466
The only correct answer is to fuck both of them senseless for fucking with your head like that and get them both pregnant.
Just slap an iron necklace on both their necks and they can't do anything. Perfect for dealing with fey shit.

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>>16065475
>Cheshires get into a fight
>Start teleporting around like a DBZ episode on fast forward
>Couple seconds later they're stumbling around disoriented and nauseous to the point of getting those cartoon stars floating around their heads

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065480
It's been a while since I've seen an Anon here reference iron as the weakness of the fey.
But do chessies really count as fairy folk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065486
They're native to Wonderland. That's pretty much the MGE equivalent of the Feywild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065486
>But do chessies really count as fairy folk?
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065470
The implication is that addiction to your waifu and vise verse makes a relationship unsatisfying and destructive.

Also
> where caretaking for them becomes the norm and leads to a destructive cycle where the illness or reliance is enabled by the caretaker.
This isn't codependency it's just dependency. There is no "caretaker" role in you're both dependent on each other.

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>>16065504
That's true. And Wonderland/the spirit realms do kind of give off the same kind of vibe that the Nevernever does.
The places are both quite possibly infinite, nebulous with many realms and territories, and throwing down iron there might as well be a declaration of war.

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>>16065508
Well then, what would you suggest be their weakness? And not catnip, I'd like them to be lucid when I punish them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065504
Nah, they're close to each other but different. In my "canon" Wonderland is England, Fairyland is Ireland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065516
The same as every cat, pick them up by the scruff. It's been used in a ton of stories here over the years. How new are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065477
You are a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>Go into bar in MGC
>It's music night, and you're having to follow-up a Gandharva that made a guy and his Harpy wife retire to the restroom for 'services'
>There's a few Anons and their waifus giggling at the acoustic guitar, but you're reminiscing about that vast, landlocked ocean you call Superior
>Start playing, their eyes widening when they hear 'The lake it is said never gives up her dead, when the skies of Novermber turn gloomy'
>Several of the aquatic based MGs stop giggling and start listening
>You keep playing, singing about a ship with her good crew, and the more you play the more it gets woefully silent
>Looking out into the crowd, you spot your Nereid wife
>When you get to the line of 'He said 'Fellas it's been good to know ya', you can hear sobs in the crowd
>The magic strings of your guitar showing the faces of the twenty-nine who lost their lives that fateful night
>Poignant sorrow washes over the crowd as you keep playing, finishing with the bell tolling as many times as men that were lost
>The only MG that doesn't offer their glass to you is your wife, her face as mysterious of a mask as usual, but in her eyes you can still see the deep blue waters of Gitchi Gumee

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065521
Not new at all, but if I hold them by the scruff then I can't knead their asses while I plow them.
And using Clothespins just seems mean.

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>>16065510
Not exactly true. The name is a bit of a misnomer in that regard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codependency

I guess I did kind of imply that mutual addiction to your wolf would be bad.
But honestly, if we're talking about something like MGE, it's fine. That kind of loving is par for the course.

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>>16065527
It's a lot less mean than shoving fairy kryptonite in their face.

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>>16065529
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codependency
Well I guess that makes me the idiot then though the name could stand to be less misleading.

Why is there even a difference between dependency and codependency when codependency is just dependency with the other party being an active supplier?

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>>16065543
Medical types like to be very precise and pedantic about that sort of stuff.
But in all areas of science, when you have so many specific terms, and you've already established a standard, it can be confusing when a term to better describe a new thing is already "taken", so you come up with an annoyingly similar one.

That, and the English language is pretty dumb sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065466
>Not faking your death to teach your waifu a lesson about pranks

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>>16065536
It'd just keep them from teleporting or turning invisible, or any other wonderland bullshit.
They probably wouldn't need it after getting the dick though. Those Cheshires are gonna learn there's consequences to fucking with my head.
Consequences that lead to a double wedding and daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065527
You can probably buy padded neck scruff pins for comfortable incapacitation from monstergirl sex shops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065565
Well now I'm just going to have to buy two full sets of Cheshire bondage gear.
Plenty of restoratives and bottles of sticky mushroom soup too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16052620
>Charon

PUN BATTLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065575
>Having Charon for a waifu
You must have the patience of a saint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065581
And the butt of Bea Arthur.

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>>16065574
Many Cheshire husbands can't get enough of the dimensional anchor ribbons. They're soft, silky, and come in any selection of colours you like.
Oh, and depending on how you tie your Cheshire wife up in them, you can either stop her from warping, trap her in two places at once when she does warp, or even completely freeze her movements in space.
It adds a lovely new dynamic to the bedroom and beyond.

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>>16065555
Why not Dependency and Supplied Dependency?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065598
Just imagine the dynamics with two Cheshires.
Especially if they don't know about the Sticky Mushroom Soup until one of them gets a wombfull.

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>>16065581
She's not all jokes and puns. Being a timeless entity, she's accrued her fair share of wisdom as well.
And being there for over 100 billion dead souls, guiding them in their most terrifying and uncertain moments after life, can change a person in unfathomable ways.
Imagine all the stories she's been told. All the tragedies recounted by the victims themselves, and think of how many people must've begged her to take them back, to do the impossible, and let them live again.

Charon's puns are just a single personality facet on the tip of an iceburg, one that stretches below hidden depths, all the way down into Tartarus itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065606
It does sound like an improvement to me. Unfortunately though, I'm not in charge of these names and stuff.

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>>16065610
Oh jeez. With your cum inside them like that, they'd feel stuck in place from your seed in their wombs and coating their bodies just as much as the ribbons binding them. It's be like a warm, delicious glue to them.

You could also use the ribbons to tie the cherries together, both physically and so that when one warps, the other is forced to warp with her, even if it means they'll get trapped, frozen, or anchored in two places at once for you to almost drown and cover in cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065575
Rare waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065529
To be frank, codependency is just the obsessive form of yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16052620
>druella
>duel her in yugioh

well, as expected of the overlord herself... She literally pounced and rode me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065732
Yandere's more fun to read about, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065752
But don't you want to experience the true love a yandere wolfu can provide?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065755
Oh, that sounds fun also.
And I would be less averse to it if it were a wolfgirl being yandere. Tell me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065755
I want to experience the true love of a yandere vampire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065639
They're both getting pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065755
Yanderes are bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065796
False.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065800
True.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065784
That's the understatement of the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065836
What I mean by that is, I'm going to impregnate one of them while the other one watches. I'm going to make the other one watch while the other Cheshire's pussy is flooded by extra sticky and thick cum and her face turns from smug to panicked as she realizes what I've done before finally twisting into an ahegao after the tenth load as my dick pulls out of her ravaged pussy.
And the other Cheshire won't be able to do anything as I move behind her and stick it in.
I want her to get a feeling of panic as she realizes there's no escaping impregnation and despite herself start to get excited and wet.
That's what they get for fucking with my head.
Responsibility will be taken and they will get cuddles and kisses afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

Sleeping with monster girls. No sex, just cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065905
The comfiest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065905
Post your picks. Me, I'd roll dormouse or kobold. Yeti is of course also good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065922
Cheshire Cat, Hellhound, Kakuen, Manticore, and Gremlin.
Look, I have a type okay? You can't tell me cuddling all those girls wouldn't be comfy as fuck.

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>>16065922
Dragon of course. Some people say that those hard scales are uncomfortable, but they are softer than a JubJub+Weresheep pillow for me. Okay, she might not be that comfy, but she still sends me to heaven.

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>>16065922
I'd go with a vanilla Lamia. She would especially want to stay in bed or in front of a fire at this time of year where I live, and I would be more than happy to help keep her warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065922
Vampire or Lich

I get really hot all the time so cuddling with a cool Undead girl would be perfect. Or a Lamia, because of the whole cold-blooded thing and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065862
Oh. Well, damn, that works too. Love the transition from panic to ahegao too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065928
I mean, maybe collectively. The only one that sounds good on its own is the hellhound because warm, but then you're dedicated little spoon most of the time.

>>16065935
Any lamia type does sound nice. I think I'd roll echidna because of motherly doting though.

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>>16065905
>>16065922
Anubis, and a smaller anubis.

I'm a simple guy with simple tastes.
Tastes that include wanting to hug my anubnub daughter between me and my wife in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065950
>you're dedicated little spoon most of the time
is that supposed to be a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065955
You.

I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065950
No anon, you don't get it.
I'm the Hellhound's little spoon, the Kakuen's Big Spoon, the Manticore and the Cheshire get either side, and the Gremlin squeezes in wherever so she can nuzzle my face.
Maximum comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to wrestle with a Kakuen childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065922
Kobold for me! Preferably a Kobold and another, smaller Kobold that the first Kobold and I made together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065999
Those wrestles would start off innocent, but whoo boy would they start getting lewd when you two hit puberty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065922
Slime. It's dead hot even at night where i am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16066017
Does it have to be lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16066025
Anon, when one of them ends with her pinning you down and suddenly coming face to face with you with her considerable booty resting on your crotch, there's no way it's not eventually going to get lewd.
It's going to devolve into frantic loving sex where she pumps her hips like a piston on your dick eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16066025
It doesn't have to be, but it is going to be. Even if it's just experimenting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16065999
I wanna smooch a monkey on the mouth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16066051
>tongue punch her fartbox

[Anonymous No.]

>>16066024
I'd fuckin' love having a nice squishy slime to cool off in bed with. The one on the left in >>16065243 is basically perfect. That confident expression, those delicious twintails, that haughty look, as if to say "Hey now, isn't this comfortable? Come on and relax. I'll melt all your troubles away."

I also drool a fucking ton for some reason, to the point I wake up in a pool of the shit every morning. I can't help but imagine waking up to a slime licking my lips. I'd be making a pool of something else every morning if ya catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.]

>6 hours
I know you guys are masochists, but still.
Slowly, but surely.

>>16066082

[Anonymous No.]

>>16066083
That just results in two dead threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16066034
>>16066044
Damn those lewd monkeys.

Damn me for loving them so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16066083
>that OP image
There are far better images of Elizabeth out there that your impatient arse could've used jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16066083
6 hours what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16066095
Yeah, but none with latex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16066095
Maybe, if you're a big weenie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16066091
There's nothing quite like watching a Kakuen heartpupil while her hips start blurring and you pump load after load into her starving pussy.
And after a while, she'll start wrestling your tongue with hers while pulling you closer so she can thrust faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16066110
Stop this, anon.

Stop making me want to fuck something that isn't real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16066110
Anon please. Cease these lewd scenarios at once
I can't fap. I'm trying to go for the month this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>16066115
But that's not even getting into the part where she flips you over and shows off how strong her legs are by leglocking you and thrusting her hips just as fast from below while still kissing you.

>>16066131
I came here to tempt you from the path.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16066144
God damn I want to fuck a Kakuen while I lock her in a stranglehold.

I've never thought about doing that until this moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16066144
You can't temp me. My will is stronger than you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>16066152
But is it stronger than a Kakuen's vaginal muscles squeezing down on your dick to keep you from pulling out as you empty yourself inside her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16066164
It's too late Anonymous, for I have already won. After five days I have now achieved enlightenment. I am unfazed by your tricks
Your lewd scenarios cannot harm me anymore, for I am going to go fap

[Anonymous No.]

>>16066131
>a whole month

I tried for a week once
At the end I ended up having an all day jack off fest and came 8 times in about 6 hours

The last one was so good I lost feelings in my legs and fell asleep right after and had a really great nap

[Anonymous No.]

>>16066190
Man, I remember doing a week too.Good god I came so hard I thought I broke the factories
Not jerking for a while has its payoff. But good god does it take a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16066190
Think the longest I've ever gone without was two weeks.

And that was because I was recovering from some pretty intensive surgery.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick before this thread archives,tell us about your most shameful monster girl related fantasy

Mine is for an extremely slutty monster who has raped hundreds of men to rape me and fall in love with my cock, she'd literally make me her cum pump