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Spider love best love.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h (embed)

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.16185403

>two threads
>two times the monster girls

>> No.16185408

This one is a few seconds faster.

Cute daughterus.

>> No.16185409

This one was a few seconds earlier

>> No.16185413
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You guys are dumb.

>> No.16185418
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Talk of Dragon Girl cuddling earlier makes me wanna cuddle the best one, and fall asleep in her arms

>> No.16185423

I hope she doesn't roll over and suffocate him.

>> No.16185424
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Best spider

>> No.16185430
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>year of the monkey is almost over

>> No.16185431
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Wyverns aren't even real dragons.

>> No.16185433
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The best.

>> No.16185436

They are great and powerful creatures anon! Their tears form mighty rivers!

>> No.16185437

Wyverns are so nice though. I think they are the second best dragon and I would give tons of love to one.

>> No.16185442

I honestly feel like Wyverns and Otohimes are the best dragons.

>> No.16185444
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where would you take your girl?

>> No.16185448

>notDragons and notDragons are the best dragons
What is wrong with you dude

>> No.16185449


>> No.16185451

Wurms aren't dragons either. They are just hard lamia.

>> No.16185454

Regular dragons are overdone, dragon zombie are one of the worst undead and Wurms are ruined by thread canon.

Wocks aren't bad though.

>> No.16185456

More like where would she take me.
And that is probably treasure hunting in ancient ruins and maybe hiking.

>> No.16185461

>dragon zombie are one of the worst undead
Opinion discarded.

>> No.16185469

Year of the rooster is going to be dumb.
Who wants lame chicken monstergirls?

>> No.16185483

Year of the chicken huh? Time to make my waifu cluck like one.

>> No.16185487

Year of the cock, it's futa cheshire's time to shine.

>> No.16185493

>2017 is the foretold monstergirl invasion
>year of the cock
It all makes sense now.

>> No.16185494

I remember someone with a cockatrice waifu, so it's his year.

>> No.16185496

Final Fantasy XV is pretty
Alptastic, eh? EH? EHH?

>> No.16185501

Was that supposed to be a pun or joke of some sort?

>> No.16185506

Looks like someone wants to cause trouble.

>> No.16185509

Yes. Because it's really, really gay, see?

>> No.16185515
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Reminder they're whores

>> No.16185521

I thought she was holding a whale for a second.

>> No.16185522

Lots of frost runes on there?

>> No.16185523

>implying there are not-whores MGs

>> No.16185529

Of course there are.
Any MG with the "devoted" tag.

>> No.16185531

Unicorns, warriors and tsunderes like glacies are canonically one-fuck-for-life pure waifus

>> No.16185532

Pretty much all of them but Minotaurs

>> No.16185538
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Pointy foxgirls are for ______

>> No.16185545

Long winter nights by the fire with hot cocoa and a good book to read.

>> No.16185546

Question, how much are you going to push that miss writing on the SS translation shit? As much as elf tentacle guy?

>> No.16185549

It's such a shame that Kakuen never got a piece of new art despite it being the year of the monkey.

>> No.16185550

As much as Raiju headpats.

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>> No.16185559

So you're going to try to destroy monster girls one by one?

>> No.16185561
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She got a few on pixiv which weren't exactly masterpieces, nothing you could call good though.

>> No.16185566

Breeding. The pointier the better.
I want to find an insecure youko who looks like Yao and has been scaring off all the boys.
And then rock her world.

>> No.16185568

Reminder the hide post function exists for a reason

>> No.16185574

Making them even more pointy.

>> No.16185581
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>not wanting to cock the cock

>> No.16185585

What's that gloved finger for.

>> No.16185590
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We just don't know.

>> No.16185592

Prostate play

>> No.16185599

If I pound her 3 times will she orgasm?

>> No.16185612


>> No.16185613

If you pound her 3 times she forgets she consented and thinks you're raping her.

>> No.16185614

I bet you two like to play Halo and want to invite me to your basement.

>> No.16185618

Y-you don't wanna play Halo?

>> No.16185619
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Winter is comfy!

>> No.16185620

Im sorry what?

>> No.16185621

I got Queers I mean Gears of War if you'd prefer.

>> No.16185623

A joke from before your time, I see.

>> No.16185627

It's the last day of November and I'm not wearing any socks! This winter sucks! SUCKS!

>> No.16185631

I'll take her to the beach since she's only known snow all her life

>> No.16185634

I don't want to remove Pharaoh as much as I used to.

>> No.16185637

That sounds even better.

>> No.16185642


How do you get then pointier?

>> No.16185645

A typical Japanese arcade. I want to show her my rhythm game skills.

>> No.16185649

Ancient mofu sharpening skills.

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>not liking cockatrices

>> No.16185655

>No image of a pharaoh on a DDR machine.
>No image of her cheating by tying you up with her snake.

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>> No.16185660

>ruining perfectly good mofu

>> No.16185672
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Pointy peaked ears.
Pointy corners to the eyes.
Pointy claws.
Pointy tails.
Angular mouth, pointed chin.
Slit pupils.
Sharp teeth.
Pic related.

>> No.16185675

>Dream about hunting the wild Wurm
>With a friend in a tiny little village
>Trying to find clues about it's whereabouts
>Catch the occasional glimpse of the Wurm but not fast enough to catch it
>The Wurm is HUGE, probably 40 feet tall at least
>Go into local store and try to get one of the locals to give me info on where it's lair is
>Local speaks gibberish
>Give up, head outside
>See another glimpse of Wurm in the distance
>Wake up with ever catching Wurm

Maybe tonight I'll catch her and bring her back to civilization. And put her on display.

>> No.16185676

Why is that nun associating with that fiend?

>> No.16185678

>chasing a dragon
Anon, lay off Vitamin H.

>> No.16185679

Is this new? I like it.

>> No.16185681

Weaponized mofu.

>> No.16185682

She's going to break up and grab you before climbing a skyscraper and swatting at planes.

>> No.16185684

Please don't imply that she is gonna be killed, that would be worst end.

>> No.16185685

Would let her feed on me, she's a real cute one.

>> No.16185688

I remember playing hide and seek with a hellhound in a dream. I was lookinh for her, but then she couldn't resist chasing after some and lost.

Then I violated a sweaty lich.

>> No.16185690

A tail that is not fluffy is scarcely a tail at all.

>> No.16185691

She's a Wurm. All a fall will do is hurt her head for a few hours.

>> No.16185695

>hurt her head for a few hours
She might not even feel it honestly.
>whoa, everything moved!

>> No.16185697

Or send her so deep into the earth she gets lost and ends up in Mexico, drinks mescal by the gallon and becomes a famous hit man for the cartels.

>> No.16185704

It is fluffy, but she can spread it out and harden it so it becomes really sharp.
Like I said, ancient mofu sharpening techniques.

>> No.16185716

Exactly, it's a secret combat technique. A single sttand of fur becomes like a steel needle, and an entire tail of them hits with the weight and desctructive force of a dozen flails.

>> No.16185719

It's sick and wrong, a perversion of nature.
Like beating someone to death with a Bible.

>> No.16185725

Mozgus seems to have no problem with it, and if the Inquisition says it's a go, then it's a go.

>> No.16185728

It's a practical ability. Bibles can be hard and heavy, perfect for bludgeoning or throwing.
Likewise, the ability to harden their fur into spikes is the perfect ability for an unarmed kitsune to defend herself.

(I feel like there's a creature in Monster Hunter that actually does this, but I can't think of what it might be.)

>> No.16185738

I've defeated mom using the bible already, so sharpening mofu is pretty normal to me.

>> No.16185741

Narga does that if I remember correctly.

>> No.16185745
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I can think of ways by which it would be comfier...

>> No.16185749

There is a monster girl right now whishing you were by her side warming her up.

>> No.16185762

I stole a dragons panties! What should I do with then?

>> No.16185763

Wear them over your head like a mask!

>> No.16185765

Put it on your treasure box

>> No.16185769


>> No.16185778

No there isn't

>> No.16185805 [DELETED] 

>step 1: jerk of in them at least five times
>step 2: return the cum covered panties to the dragon
>step 3: ???
>step 4: profit as you are now the dragons husbando

>> No.16185833

Yes there is. She is just rolling in your bed thinking about you over and over again. Looks like you can't get out of her mind.

>> No.16185842

Please stop lying. No monstergirl would ever want nor think about me.

>> No.16185862
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Yuletide approaches.

>> No.16185904

Maybe she is a crazy one, because she really really really wants you by her side. She gets all embarrassed just by thinking about the cute stuff she would say to you.

>> No.16185925

I fight for the Pharaoh!

>> No.16185926

Stop it anon. She's not real. This isn't healthy.

>> No.16185939

You aren't real either, but that doesn't stop her from creating little scenarios in her head about the two of you being happy together. She doesn't care if it's healthy or not as long as she gets to see your smile.

>> No.16185949

>You aren't real either.
Okay calm down Jaden.

>> No.16185955

Did you know that none of exist?

>> No.16185967

How can waifus be real if our eyes aren't?

>> No.16185982

Waifus exist but we are stuck here.

>> No.16186031

Comfy Anubis! I'm going to cuddle her!

>> No.16186037
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Science is hard.

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>> No.16186081
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Drowning in semen

>> No.16186087



Pg. 81 - Holstaur (First, Second Printing)
Another trait the holstaur shares with the minotaur is its arousal by the color red. Prolonged exposure to the color causes a holstaur to become violent for a time, as if she just remembered she was a monster, leading her to attack much in the manner of the original minotaur, who is also impassioned by extended exposure to the color red. However, when a holstaur is so aroused, she maintains her instinct to seek her husband. It is said that if a holstaur with a husband becomes aroused by something red, she will charge across any distance in order to find him.

They admitted it was a mistranslation.

>> No.16186103


>you will never bully a baphomet scared of heights by lifting her

>> No.16186115
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There's only one that fits that description.

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>> No.16186129

Nope, MGE Minotaur fits that too.

>> No.16186139

Not even worth a (You) desu

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>> No.16186146

She needs her ear tips rubbed, they're getting cold

>> No.16186153

Reminder that Minotaurs are shit and should be purged from existence.

Holsts are better in every single conceivable way.

>> No.16186159 [DELETED] 

Seriously delete that

>> No.16186168

>tfw no new jorougumo art ever

>> No.16186171

Are those two an artists OC?

>> No.16186174
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This makes me want to see a more realistic Ryu.

>> No.16186188

You call that a shitpost? This is a shitpost.

>> No.16186195 [DELETED] 

delet this

>> No.16186200

Yes but here's the difference.

The first image in the set I can force everyone to look at.

Meanwhile those links are super easy to ignore.

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I found this on Twitter recently.

>> No.16186208

Pretty nice

>> No.16186223

>White tail and fur
>Thick eyebrows
>Fox whiskers
>Perfect body type

She's close to being a ten but here eyebrows not being white ruins her
2/10 would not lewd with

Baphomets are not for bullying, unless you are her beloved onii-chan then make sure to go onto a Ferris wheel to see how much she'd panick

>> No.16186248

>Baphomets are not for bullying, unless you are her beloved onii-chan then make sure to go onto a Ferris wheel to see how much she'd panick
But what if you're the childhood friend of a Baphomet and it's the only way to stop her when she starts saying she's going to make all the big breasted girls in your class into lolis?

>> No.16186257

She might look nice but she'll definitely show her true colors when the sun sets.

>Night is longer in winter


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Dorafs are the best

>> No.16186269

Everyone knows childhood friends are honorary onii-chans

>when she starts saying she's going to make all the big breasted girls in your class into lolis?
You might even have to flick her forehead if she goes that far

I never thought about this dynamic, yet another reason why winter is the best season

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That's not a waifu.

>> No.16186271

Can this faggot be reported

>> No.16186285 [DELETED] 

>they didn't remove the actual shitposts
What gives?

>> No.16186303

>Forgot to delete image

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You have a long way to go to master the art of shitposting, Sir.

>> No.16186353

>She's trying her best to play up the cruel spider act
>She's weak to the cold and her teeth are chattering
>End up inviting her in for hot chocolate

>> No.16186432
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On a scale of Kiki to jabberwock, how lewd are raijus?

>> No.16186440

They openly masturbate

>> No.16186443

Jabberwock. According to KC they touch themselves to charge up. This is why you avoid sharing baths with them.

>> No.16186445

Not after the last thread, please.

>> No.16186452

I don't think that's a good scale anon, Jabberwocks are hardly chaste.

>> No.16186453

You'll be fine, it's lewdtricity.

>> No.16186460

>tfw you will never make your raiju put on a chastity belt
>Once you both get home she discharges all her pent up lust on you

>> No.16186461

>Thunderstorm outside
>Raiju schlicking and confusing her man with navelingus
>"O-Old habits die hard!"
>TFW across the clouds, the cosmic Raijin clobbers cock cacophonously

>> No.16186467

>This is why you avoid sharing baths with them

You think that will stop them? Even if you lock the door a Raiju will somehow break in and touch the water.

>> No.16186468

Would Raijus actually try to move with their husband on places with plenty of local thunderstorms? i can totally imagine it

>> No.16186470

That would be nice.
Even better if she's a shortstack

>> No.16186472

Is that an edit? I can kinda see Kagerou in there.

>> No.16186476

It definitely is.

>> No.16186481

>Raiju assassin
>Charges up static during sex and releases it on the guy at orgasm
>makes him come and go at the same time

>> No.16186484

I think that's how that Anon got noogie'd by one in the shower.

>> No.16186492

>Noogie'd by a Raiju

So the Raiju tried to headpat him but failed?

>> No.16186499

She destroyed his electric heater in the process too.

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>> No.16186509

>Monster girls that can't whistle

>> No.16186520

I never learned to whistle either, I feel their shame.

>> No.16186525

What is the most dangerous job in MGC?

>> No.16186528

Raiju electricity isn't harmful though.

>> No.16186535

Being a male idol is up there.

>Crazy fangirls will rush you on stage to rape you while security turns a blind eye
>Faceless Tanuki producers

>> No.16186538

Cemetery groundsman.

>> No.16186541

>Raiju moves with you into the countryside of Zipangu, where there is often said to be thunderstorms
>The electricity in the air is palpable, and she gets off to it before fucking you into a dent into the futon
>That is, until one day it's raining and thundering louder than usual, almost to a monsoon-level of storm
>The crash of thunder, and a bolt of lightning strikes the tree in the central garden, making your heart sink
>You liked that tree
>Standing on the grass is a massive Oni, you'd wager at least 8'10
>Her red muscles are defined and massive
>The Oni's face is painted the same ghost-white of the Kabuki theater actors you'd seen in the city, and your Raiju wife is cowering behind you
>Hearing the zap-weasel's voice, the massive ogre walks over to you, the four tomoe engraved drums hanging on her back from a large ring
>Every step has the crackling of lightning and a thunderous BOOM to them, closing the gap effortlessly
>Look up into her amber eyes, right before she lifts you off the porch like a rag doll and to her face
>Gives you a look up and down, smells you, drops you to the floor, dazed and confused
>Beats on one of her drums with her baton, the electricity covering both you and your Raiju with pleasant tingling, that is until it gets intense to a torturous level
>Her hands get what feels like magnetically attracted to your groin and her fertile folds between her legs
>Raiju getting increasingly flustered as the electricity builds up to the point that you go an entire month of not needing to pay any electric bills
>On the count of all that electricity discharging sex you're having. THANKS RAIJIN.

>> No.16186542

Ice Cream man.

>> No.16186544

>Implying she wouldn't just cuddlerape you

The hot chocolate in front of the fire with blankets and nuzzling is for day time

Raijus are the lewdest Zipangu species so they are pretty high up the scale

>See a Raiju masturbating in public
>Think of how much a slut she has to be to do this
>Record it anyway for future fap material
>She notices you
>Get dragged into a dark alley
>Get zapped by her
>Somehow manage to stay conscious after what felt like cumming from your entire body all at once
>She starts crying and hugs you
>She finally found her fated husband
>She forces you to take her virginity
>Officially marry her later that week

>> No.16186546

>You will never have a buck tooth southern holstaurus whistle Dixie through her teeth while giving you a blowjob.

>> No.16186547

Being a virgin

>> No.16186549

I actually managed to fix it, but there is no way in hell I'm taking a bath in burning water ever again. I heard a crackle when I was taking a normal bath and almost dashed off naked. Turns out it was just my dog knocking down some stuff.

>> No.16186552

There was a news story of a teen who died from fapping 42 times in a row. Maybe the Raiju's going for that.

But with the DL/Overlord being what she is, I doubt that will happen. He'd just become an incubus I think.

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>> No.16186559

A beat cop tasked with stopping the Serial Hugger

>> No.16186562

I feel for those who can't whistle some songs. It's a really nice feeling.

>No parrot harpy that whistles along

>> No.16186564

This. I imagine if monster girls ever found out you were a virgin. They would give no mercy. Apart from the pure girls who would be gentle like Unagi Joro and Titania.

On the end of every broken transformer is a horny Raiju
Snake pits.
>Manticore tamer
Do I need to explain?

>> No.16186570

Not nearly Lovecraftian enough of an onee-san.

>> No.16186573

>On the end of every broken transformer is a horny Raiju
>Get a job as electrician thinking you'd have to deal with circuitry and all the stuff you studied
>At the fourth raiju in a row you have to chase off you resign yourself to the fact that you're pretty much a pseudo-paladin hunting raijus at this point

>> No.16186576

I wonder who could tekeli-li behind this post.

>> No.16186580

Did you know that there is a swarm of Shoggies lurking around this time of the day?
Just give them a chance and they might show up.

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>> No.16186585

>This. I imagine if monster girls ever found out you were a virgin. They would give no mercy. Apart from the pure girls who would be gentle like Unagi Joro and Titania.

My plan for 2017 is to lie.

>> No.16186594

They can smell your lies also known as the smell of your semen because you masturbate too much.

>> No.16186595

Shota idol

>> No.16186596

If I see anymore monster girls smoking pipes I will give up and sell myself to a rich ojou-sama

Eldritch abominations make the best onee-sans and that's a fact

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Is that so?

>> No.16186607

Trial pilot for Gremlin creations.

>> No.16186608

I shower in the mornings after wanking. My plan is foolproof.

>> No.16186609

Sauce anon?

>> No.16186611

Being a substitute for ballistic gel isn't fun. She better pay a shitload for this job.

>> No.16186615

>hair and fur are different colors

>> No.16186617

Actually this got me thinking. Going by canon monsters can smell a man's spirit energy. Which is better, not jerking off or doing it all the time?
Does it work where it becomes more potent when it gathers, and so one who keeps it in and is all backed up can easily be detected and one who empties himself has little stored and so it's hard to detect.
Or does it work the other way around, where releasing it makes it linger on you and you smell of lust and one who refrains smells of nothing?

>> No.16186618

This is it, I can't resist my slutboy urges any longer
I'll be on my way to sell myself to a pipe-smoking snake

Snakes smoke the pipe the best, right?

>> No.16186619

It's not weapons they're testing on you, anon.

>> No.16186621

Not whore, just mixed. Probably she's a kumiho with a kitsune grandmother or something like that.

>> No.16186625

My god, my affinity for this type of thing has led one of my fellow anons to ruination.

>> No.16186626

>This taste... Is the taste of a virgin, Anonymous!

>> No.16186627
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>Snakes smoke the pipe the best, right?
It's between snakes, onis and the mofus.

>> No.16186628

I'm not sure. But I do know that cum rags sell like hot cakes.

>> No.16186629
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Nah senpai you aren't testing weapons.
Though, robots are still involved.

>> No.16186630

They're not smelling for your SE, they're smelling for the DE of other monsters, which would indicate if you're taken. DE doesn't wash off.
Good luck faking that.

>> No.16186639
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Some Liches can, too.

>> No.16186640

DE of other monsters act as a repellent for other MGs. Except Bicorns.

>> No.16186642

I'm sure they can smell SE too. The stronger it is on the crotch region, the best the mate is. Also, SE comes from more than just semen right? So if you get all sweaty they might be on to you too.

The only is is to hit that monster puss and get a bit of DE mixed in so they know you're already taken.

>> No.16186643

>I can smoke all I want, my lungs are dead anyway!

>> No.16186654

>Anon wants to remain a virgin for unspecified reasons
>As it's going to be physically impossible to last a month without getting violently assaulted, he forms a contract with a demon
>In exchange of protection, the demon gets his virginity in a couple years, but anon cares more about not getting assaulted sooner rather than later

>> No.16186657

>Demon comes to claim his cherry
>anon turns her tail into a banana with her newfound Wizard powers

>> No.16186659

This is why slutty vampires with pipes are great.

>> No.16186662

>with her
With his*

>> No.16186663

>A monstergirl corners anon
>"Mmmm... You don't get many virgins around these parts, darling."
>he nervously stutters than he's already taken, and that there must be some kind of mistake
>her smile widens as she slightly sniffs the air around him
>"That's funny... why can't I smell anyone on you?"
>Anon goes into all out panic mode, forgetting that nervousness and fear excite monsters
>She gently pushes him against the wall, and with her hot breath teasing his ear whispers
>"You wouldn't be lying to me now, would you?"

>> No.16186666

>We've reached the point where we no longer fear the eldritch truth but embrace it as our onee-sans That we totally don't want to fuck
This timeline gets stranger and stranger as it progresses

>> No.16186669
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Kakuen had a fun year.

There was a lot of mischief to be had in 2016.

>> No.16186672

>He Alped

Oh man, that Demon is going to be so mad.

>> No.16186675

>Ruining a man's chance at getting wizard powers
This is why we need paladins.

>> No.16186676

>Anon wants to remain a virgin for unspecified reasons
I'm just saying, some people have a fear of physical contact. Monstergirls being real would ramp up lifes difficulty level to nightmare mode for these people.

>> No.16186682

I'm sure the monkey-business will continue.

>> No.16186691

>When the Anon you've been lusting for Alps

>> No.16186692
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>> No.16186694

They will get a shock therapy, just like it would happen to me, having arachnophobia, if a spidergirl raped me.

>> No.16186695

It truly was the year of rape ape. Dicks out for Kauken, because they like that sort of thing you know.

>> No.16186696

But so little art

>> No.16186701

>shock therapy
Of course!
All of the orgasms without actually having to make physical contact!

>> No.16186705

I also have this. If 2017 happened I'd either become a complete shut in or marry a random boring monstergirl type out of necessity. Especially if fear turned on Arachnes.

>> No.16186707
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Assemble the statue, Anon.


>> No.16186708

I wonder how sad would a spider girl would be if you saw her.

>> No.16186712

Those amazonesses are still freaky as fuck. Snatchin' away the kids and whatnot.

>> No.16186715

>if fear turned on Arachnes.

Do MGs think that sex will solve everything?

>> No.16186719

They take their jobs as Temple Guards very seriously.

>> No.16186725

Sounds like a Deep South manticore who "ain't seen no virgins boys around these parts". She's going to rape you over her pick up.

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>> No.16186727


I can't stand being touched, it's even gotten me in trouble a couple of times. That being said, I wouldn't necessarily mind a MG touching me.

>> No.16186728

It's ok anon, I was doomed to end like this
You did nothing wrong

If it's a tie then I'll stay with a snake

This one looks a bit too gentle for the manwhore I am but I'd love to spend my days applying lotions to her lower half

>> No.16186732

Wouldn't you find her disgusting and scary? I'm sure she would be sad. She just wants to talk.

>> No.16186733

Monstergirls would probably be the kind of people who lightly touch you constantly. Its a base part of flirting, and as a single man you're going to get a lot of it.
I wouldn't like it either.

>> No.16186745

I find her scary, not disgusting.

She just has to rape me or something until I'm fine with it.

>> No.16186747
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That's true but we can't stop them for fucking us, would you dare prevent your dear eldritch onee-san from raping you?

And yes this is quite a strange timeline we live in, 2017 is near things will only get stranger

>> No.16186749

I'm gonna give a big scary Manticore a surprise kiss!

>> No.16186750

>She just has to rape me or something until I'm fine with it.

I have a pretty big fear of heights and my waifu can fly. Please god don't let her get the idea of sex dives.

>> No.16186755

You better get used to the constant groping and rubbing on the bus and subway. Along with frequent ass slaps while walking on the pavement.

>> No.16186760

That thread was great.

Season 3 never.

>> No.16186766

whos dat again?

>> No.16186768

Maybe some licking too because of >>16186626

>> No.16186772

They'd make male only carriages if the molestation problem was big enough.

>> No.16186774

>Monstergirls becoming a reality causes the world to become modern day Japan except everyone's fucking breeding

>> No.16186779
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Can Manticores smell fear?

>> No.16186780

All MGs can.
But Manticores get off to it.

>> No.16186784

>implying that human men have rights in the MG world

>> No.16186789

Manticores can smell your boner even before you go hard.

>> No.16186793

The fairer sex needs their rights anon.

>> No.16186795


If an attractive woman touched me I'd be more surprised than anything. It'd definitely take getting used to.

>> No.16186797

Hey, Jabberwocks aren't that lewd. I mean, they're so nice, and they always want to spend time with their little brothers or human boy that they pretend is their little brother. They wouldn't do anything lewd to them right?

>> No.16186800
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Have you ever seen a Purple Mantis?

>> No.16186802

>You will never in this world
Kill me now.

>> No.16186803

They can smell, see and taste it

Manticores are fearsome creature

Wrong, the gentle ones cannot

>> No.16186806

>Jabberwocks aren't that lewd
And I'm the king of England.

>> No.16186813

live in this world*

>> No.16186817

Even the gentle ones can.
They just react differently. MGs are masters of reading emotions.

DE is pretty much emotion-magic anyway.

>> No.16186822

I wonder if in the the MG universe. Monster girls attend events where human males are allowed a 20 minute head start inside a forest in which they can hide. Then a single manticore is released to hunt them down.

>> No.16186833

>"I can hear your heartbeat, it is very fast, very intense..."
>"...Ba-bump. Ba-bump. Ba-bump~"

>> No.16186839

Light colored Mantises are the best
I never saw a purple one but I don't care to, what we need is a white one

You're right, it's just weird to think that a cutie like a White Horn could smell your fear just like a violent rapist would

>> No.16186843

They'd probably get complaints.
>so you're telling me I can't even get a boyfriend, but they have a bunch of guys to set lose for one manticore?

>> No.16186850

>"I can smell you. Just come out"
>"I promise to be gentle"

I wonder if they use their tail pussy to probe around small places the poor anon could be hiding like that scene from "War of the worlds"

>> No.16186853

>No white mantis with white hair and delicious brown skin

>> No.16186864

The most dangerous game.

>> No.16186886
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Upon re-reading this, I fucking realized the guy she ends up wish has scars on his back from all the times they used to have sex when they were younger.


>> No.16186890

Actually I think so. I could be misremembering but Im pretty sure spirit energy from different people has a different taste. Like the energy of a hot blooded passionate guy would taste different from a laid back person. It's not like most monsters could put that into words, but its a sort of instinct that tells them if someone would make a good husband or not.

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>> No.16186894

This is my fetish

>> No.16186898

It's incredibly vanilla and heart-warming. To be so in love with your waifu you can't even masturbate without the idea of her holding onto you with her inhuman bits.

>> No.16186907
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He has amazing taste then

>> No.16186916

Ah. OCs. What wonderful fun.

>> No.16186932

>Your waifu will never claw the shit out of your back nightly
>Mamono mana means it heals fast and leaves no scars
>Still healing when you go to work one morning
>boss slaps you on the back and congratulates you on your proposal being approved
>Day's off to a good start
>Get up to take a piss a half hour later
>Your coworkers start freaking out
>They ask you if you're okay
>Inquire as to why they're asking
>The entire back of your shirt is completely saturated with blood
>"Oh, that. It probably already stopped by now. I should change my shirt though, does anyone have a spare?"
>Coworkers stare at you dumbfounded

>> No.16186962

At least your kids will think your scars are cool. You can even make up some stories about how you got them.

>> No.16186974

Just remember that she was to hug you just as much as you want to hug her. 2017 ain't far away.

>> No.16186975

No she doesn't

>> No.16186978

>Just remember that she was to hug you just as much as you want to hug her.
>2017 starts with an epidemic of broken ribs

>> No.16186989

She thinks you're acting silly.

>> No.16186994

She doesn't exist because no monstergirl would want me

>> No.16187005

So you don't have a waifu? Now that's just silly, you're silly. Everyone has a waifu. Even the people who say they don't. She's your waifu for a reason. It's because you love her and she loves you. You can't doubt it all you want be she loves you.

>> No.16187014

Even if monstergirls are waiting at the other side I'm sure there isn't one waiting for me.

>> No.16187028

You fool, you could turn that new pokeman chicken girl into a cockatrice that's brown or vanilla.

>> No.16187031

Dont pull a depressed anon m8.

I still remember the pain when i said that!

>> No.16187038
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Playing Titanfall 2 for 13 hours straight with my scary dog!

>> No.16187053

>scary dog
She's not scary! SHE LOOKS LIKE A NERD! And video games aswell?! HA! WHAT A GEEK!

>> No.16187059

Are you a sperg?

>> No.16187061

I'm just saying the truth.

>> No.16187063

Do you think monsters would play those lewd meta games?

>> No.16187070

Don't tell me you're a nerd aswell. I bet you are!

>> No.16187081
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I want to capture a White Horn with white fur and brown skin!

Regardless if it's bad luck!

>> No.16187087

>White Horn with white fur and brown skin!
I see we share the same wavelength

>> No.16187089
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Good taste in color scheme.

>> No.16187090


Good luck with that. You standing outside in the snow until a white horn walks by. But because you're freezing to death a white horn will notice and bring you in. To which she will cuddle you in her warmth all night.

>> No.16187091

I want to sit on a dire Hellhound's lap and introduce her to the RPGs from my youth.

>> No.16187095

Aren't brown skinned girls with light hair/fur slutty?

I mean I still love them regardless but they don't look pure at all

>> No.16187097

Any girl is great when you just add chocolate!

>> No.16187101

>Waifu won't stop biting me
>I won't stop getting heard everytime she does it

>> No.16187102

No, that's brown with multicoloured hair, AKA gyaru's

>> No.16187103

>brown skinned girls
>not pure

Excuse me?

>> No.16187114

Have you ever seen a slutty yeti?

>> No.16187121

Yes. MG's would find a way to make everything lewd

>> No.16187126

I thought Yeti's were so pure that they were incapable of sex and didn't even know what it is. All that is on their mind is the cuddle.

>> No.16187129
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Brown girls with white hair is almost a trope but they are still the best combo regardless.

More importantly since everyone here are weebs and likely don't understand white deer are considered to have holy powers by native americans and the superstition of shooting one is supremely bad luck for even normal murrican hunters.

We're talking multiple stories of "Guy shot a white deer then died a week later" type of shit existing.

It would be the equivalent of attacking a Unicorn.

>> No.16187137

Maybe I'm mixing up the two
Isn't there a specific term for brown girl/light hair girls who aren't gyarus?

They aren't slutty but hugging a man until he gets a boner and asks for sex isn't what I would call pure

>> No.16187138

Oh you sweet summer child.

>> No.16187139

Sex is just more cuddling to them, they don't have a barrier between warm cuddles and sex

>> No.16187141

>Isn't there a specific term for brown girl/light hair girls who aren't gyarus?
Delicious brown

>> No.16187151
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Popping a boner while they hug you gives them the impression that it's time to commence a babymaking session.

>> No.16187152

No! Don't lewd cuddles!

>> No.16187154

The yetis already have.

>> No.16187159

>You'll never have gentle cuddlesex with a busty Yeti.
>You'll never see her sweet and loving smile as you cum inside.
Fucking hell.

>> No.16187161

T-They're pure! Don't lie!

>> No.16187163

This is the nightmare we live in, Anon

>> No.16187164
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Brown skin + White hair is lovely, makes me want to see what other members of the White Horn MG species look like.

>> No.16187167

The bad luck you'd get for capturing one would probably falling completely in love with her or worst, getting her pregnant on her first time

We need other members of nearly all species, the base designs are so good that they just leave me hungry for more

>> No.16187174
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>Displacer Beasts telling sex stories, rating their experiences and individual sessions based on how many 'latches' they managed on their husband
>Meanwhile, their husbands' backs look like a battleground that even the most seasoned Yakuza would envy

>> No.16187176

Pure =/= Chaste anon. They're not slutty but they certainly have healthy sex drives and want to have sex with their beloved.
Nothing purer than love.

>> No.16187177
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>We need other members of nearly all species, the base designs are so good that they just leave me hungry for more
Damn straight, even fanart that shows one of the girls wearing a different outfit has her actual design 1:1 like the profiles.
Pic-related for example.

Shit really inflames my autism.

>> No.16187187
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"Ah. The experiment was a success."

>> No.16187189

Gonna stroke that cool, silky fluff

>> No.16187190

If only her hair was long and fluffy to match her tail.

>> No.16187191

>Lich + Wolfu

>> No.16187192

That is clearly a fox.

>> No.16187194

But that would be too much perfection for any one man to handle.

>> No.16187196
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In these lands, it's rape or be raped, Anon.

>> No.16187202

I want to play with her tail

>> No.16187211

I'm going to wear tight shorts with nothing underneath. Do you think they'll notice

>> No.16187212

>Fluffy tail DLC

>> No.16187221

The Alps will.
They have a sense for those sorts of things.

>> No.16187226 [DELETED] 
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There can only be one outcome.

Also, I'll delete this in a bit.

>> No.16187229

I'd like to play with her ears. They look so floppy.

>> No.16187236

Well they aren't going to blackmail me are they?

>> No.16187250

I want to pound that Lich's plump ass and then "accidentally" break her phylactery right before I cum inside.

>> No.16187256

>"Uh... What do you think you are doing?"
>"Oh! Sorry, did I offend you? I'm still not used to human customs"
>"I - No, I... Its just never happened before"
>"What? But you're cute!"
>Awkward silence
>"Do you want me to stop?"
>"... No"

>> No.16187257

She might get the wrong idea and ask you out on a date
I'd rather never leave my home than be seen in public with a pig girlfriend

>> No.16187263
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Actually, I don't believe we have art of a grandiosely plump Lich butt.
Which is sad provided that in the case it gets drawn, more is done to change up the profile design beyond her bodytype.

>> No.16187270

Sometimes I imagine it's bigger than it is in pictures because that's what I feel Liches deserve.

>> No.16187279

Well if there's a husband between her and her Study Beanbag™, She'l want to maker her rear as plump and cushion-y for his lap as possible.

>> No.16187318
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What would you get your waifu for Xmas?
Hard mode: No sex

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>> No.16187329

Fuck now I'm hard and sad at the same time.
Fuck you anon.

>> No.16187337

Some new video games she's been eyeing for a while.
Then I'd take her out to a local bar and grill for dinner. They've got burgers with fried bacon.

>> No.16187338
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Probably Titanfall 2 or spending the holiday skiing at the lodge.

>> No.16187340

>burgers with bacon
>like its a big deal

welcome to 'merica comrade.

>> No.16187341

As long as she makes her breasts equally plump so I can grope them while she works.
And then when she least suspects it, I'll disable her phylactery and start teasing her inverted nipples.

>> No.16187343

I'd let her squid me all day long + I'd buy her some spooky magic stone that she can use for her corruption shenanigans

>> No.16187346
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seems fitting for a minotaur, gonna give it to her in a red gag too

>> No.16187348

Fried bacon anon. There's a difference.
And the fries there are pretty great.
Shame I can't tell you the name of the place since it would actually give away where I live.

>> No.16187349

>Not making her homemade burgers with the best ingredient, your love

>> No.16187350
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Hello, Anon.

I haven't heard back from you in a while, and I'm getting a little concerned. Maybe I was thinking a little too far forward with my original offer, and made you a little suspicious. Rest assured, I always honor my word, and I patiently await your response.

In the meantime, I would like to bring to your attention some information I had gathered about your current financial situation.

It appears that you have taken a smaller 100-thousand MON loan from a financial office in the Undead Sector. I know you have no means of paying such a loan back, so I can only assume that you have cut some filthy, degrading, under-the-table method of payment.

Quite frankly, I am insulted by your decision. I had gone out of my way to arrange our deal, and you chose some depraved, rotting bint over me? You could've at least wrote me back! I would have loved to cooperate with you.

Personal feelings aside, I would like to point out that what you are doing is highly illegal. I would certainly hope that you haven't conducted any business with her by the time you receive this letter.

I have many eyes, Mr. Anon. They are everywhere, and always watching you. I only need to make one call, and you will spend the rest of your life rotting in a cell.

I look forward to seeing you!


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>> No.16187355

What better to get a dragon than a crown?

I mean a fully gold, gem encrusted crown with diamonds on the top.

>> No.16187358

Uh... the dead don't really want for much. Maybe I'l go out and buy some stuff so I can present her with her old suit of armor, sword and shield, cleaned up and polished and shining and completely funsional again.

Or maybe I could buy some strings and some stuff to repair that ancient lute she has in her room.

In terms of sentimental stuff she has more then enough collected over the centuries, so instead of something new, it would probably mean more to her if I brought something old back to life, like I did her.

>> No.16187363

Anon, when you give a girl a gift you do something for her that you don't do every day already. In this case, go out to eat, come home to have Apple Pie for dessert, then cuddle up and play video games for the rest of the evening before tying yourself to the bed and letting her ravage you for the rest of the night.

>> No.16187365

You're cute when you're jealous.


I wonder how she'd react upon learning that I got that loan from my adoptive Wight mother?

>> No.16187371
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I want to make a white haired Christmas-y Gremlin cosplay as pic-related.

>> No.16187373

Matching nooses for both of us.

>> No.16187388

First the Holst Lich
Now the Fox Lich

We need more Lich types!

>> No.16187402

>take MG
>remove: body heat, emotion, color

>> No.16187407

A child

>> No.16187411

If you had an imagination, there's a lot more you can do to Undead something.

>> No.16187414

Tanukis are scary

>> No.16187420

Well you'll have to forgive me if I'm not seeing it with these lich derivatives.

>> No.16187422

>Well you'll have to forgive me if I'm not seeing it with these lich derivatives.
I know that feeling.

>> No.16187433

I really don't know. I was thinking a sword or a shiny acessory, but she already has a bunch of that. Sex we have everyday, so yeah.
I'll cook her favorite food, get her favorite movie and music and stuff like that. Hopefully I can give her the best day of her life and maybe I'll think about a nice present.

>> No.16187435

Oh god I'd fall to flattery and flirtation so fast it'd be ugly

>> No.16187443

I have a bad habit of playing along with things like that until the end where I back off. I think it would be a really fast bad end for me.

>> No.16187447
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Yandere Oni

>> No.16187451

A daugheru

>> No.16187465
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I dig it.

>> No.16187471

I will teach them the magic of sharing.

>> No.16187473

I'd be putty in some Ojou-sama's hands faster than you could call me a slut.

>> No.16187474

>She'll shatter your pelvis if she catches you talking to another girl

Does a human pelvis grow back?

>> No.16187481

Knowing KC, if she stabs you with that knife the worst that's going to happen is you get an irrepressible boner and a single-minded desire to rape the oni who stabbed you. Also, the knife is going to gain sentience and turn into a knife-related monster girl who's going to seek a human male of her own.

Violence is tuned down to such an absurd degree in MGE-verse it's gone past the point of suspension of disbelief.

>> No.16187484

I always wonder what it would be like if I got put in the MGE world. I pictured myself running from monsters and taking refuge in some church of the fallen goddess and realized a dark priestess could do just about anything to me with a bit of physical contact and some flattery.

>> No.16187491

>Be lumberjack
>Head out inawoods to chop some trees
>Swing mighty axe into a trunk
>Look at axe
>Realize you grabbed the demon silver one by mistake
>Now the tree and axe are turning into mamono
>Get raped by both

>> No.16187494

Anon it's porn. Of course death and violence are going to be heavily de-emphasized. I mean I'm sure if you pushed KC he'd admit that yeah monsters killing humans and humans killing monsters happens somewhere out there, but it's never going to get major focus because those things are decidedly unsexy.

>> No.16187495

So the knife is made out of demon realm silver?

>> No.16187501

>Be lumberjack
>Looking for a bush to relieve yourself
>Pull mighty cock out of your pockets
>Look at bush
>Realize you're peeing on a shortstack dryad

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>> No.16187510

>Another long day at work.
>No tanuki wife to come home to who'd be in a huff at me being late

At least I get to watch a hockey game with the family but man, I'd love to come back to a shortstack tanuki.

>> No.16187518

I wish I were able to go to movies with my waifu and my daughteru instead of just going alone.

>> No.16187527

What movie would you take them to see?

>> No.16187528

That would be nice, although going to the movies alone would run the risk of some monster girl trying to suck you off in the dark.

>> No.16187531

>going to movies alone
What's the point? Movie theaters are disgusting and uncomfortable enough WITH the social excuses. Not worth being able to see a movie a few weeks early imho.

>> No.16187532

I'd let it happen

>> No.16187544

All the movies anon, I love movies. Most recently though, Dr. Strange. Both my daughteru and my waifu would love the special effects!

Not that kind of movie anon.

Movie theaters don't bug me as much as the people who I'd ever go to movies with. Going alone is the comfiest option, though if my waifu and daughteru were with me that would be comfier.

>> No.16187547

Would you?
Even if you really couldn't see who's doing it?

>> No.16187549
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I need pictures! Pictures of angry MGs!

>> No.16187554

Are you telling me that a monster girl wouldn't try and suck you off during Doctor Strange?

I'm sure that a lot of nerdy MGs would suck your Sorcerer Supreme at the shot at a boyfriend/toy.

>> No.16187558

I'd be nervous that it might be a species I hate but I'm also to wimpy to make a fuss about it. Besides I can orgasm without making even a bit of noise so theres that.

>> No.16187559

If you never come back, should I tell your mother you're sorry?

>> No.16187563

I kinda doubt most of the nerdy types would be that forward, even if they are MGs.

>> No.16187564

Anon if monstergirls were actually real I'd never go to movies or out in public in general until after I met my waifu.

>> No.16187583

>Let MG blow you during a movie, doing your best to hope its not a sith.
She goes back to her seat and, when the movie ends, you find a small ushi with glasses and a sweater waving at you.

I dunno, this would be their shot at a guy and you never know, some nerdy types may be confident enough to go for you.

>> No.16187587

They'd probably have excellent matchmaking services though.
Go in for an interview with a nice hakutaku lady who can figure out your ideal partner.

>> No.16187591

But what if thats where you'd meet your waifu and you don't know it?

>> No.16187593

>small shy ushi
so an abomination then? I suppose there are worse things to get molested by

>> No.16187597

Wait I just realized, you don't think monsters would take it as a challenge if I kept quite do you?

>> No.16187600

She's only shy in the sense that she doesn't approach you when the lights are on.
Now though....

>> No.16187601

I highly doubt my waifu would be sucking off some stranger in a theater.
Just sayin.

>> No.16187602


What Monster girl would Galko be?

>> No.16187608

>Watching a movie in MGC
>It gets to the romance scene between the lead and her love interest.
>Since this is MGC it's pretty much straight up porn.
>Suddenly feel something wet around your dick and realize that's someone's sucking you off.
>Before you can resist, you feel the wetness leave your cock and a seductive voice tells you "just let it happen."
>Spend the entire scene getting sucked off by an unseen monstergirl.
>She lets you cum when the scene ends, and gulps it all down.
>You finally get to look down and see a regal looking curvy Wight on her knees licking leftover cum off her lips.
>She looks up at you, winks and says "Thanks for the drink handsome~"
>When you leave the theater you find a butler application in your backpack.
Would you take her up on it?

>> No.16187610

You never know.

She may have been stalking you long enough to build up the courage to blow you.

>> No.16187611

She'd better take responsibility for that

>> No.16187612

They say light shines brightest in the dark. I understand that the main focus of this series is porn, but the writing can benefit from throwing in a handful of sinister consequences like your possessive monster girl waifu soliciting your attention with a little too much zeal than what you're comfortable with, and with actual violence that doesn't involve sexual voodoo with mamono energy. Sweet-saccharine romance between a monster girl and her human male pet 100% of the time is going to wear down on you after a while, but maybe it's just me. A little variety in atmosphere as a spice wouldn't hurt.

If you take a moment to deconstruct MGE-verse, it actually paints a horror-esque setting where no matter where you go, you're always surrounded by monster girls. Say you've decided to adopt a life of a hermit after being beleaguered by a life of sexual harassment from monster girls around you. You arrive at a remote mountain with far distance from human civilization, and take your first steps to settle down in a life of solitary comfort. That's when you find that the trees are actually dryads, chirping birds are harpies, and half the personal belongings you brought with you in a rucksack are so saturated with mamono energy they turn into monster girls. They all want a piece of you, and you're left with no means of egress. I don't know about you all, but if I were that guy, I'd be terrified.

>> No.16187615

She'd be a succubus, obviously.
However, she'd still be virgin and would be adorable during her first time.

>> No.16187621

I thought we were talking random theater-goers who jumped at the opportunity for dick, not "girl who has actually been keeping tabs on me for god knows how long."

>> No.16187622

>Would you take her up on it?
No, being a butler is shit.

>> No.16187626

Oh, she will.
The slight stammer and blush is only there to destract you from the insane strength she has when almost dragging you someone to eat.
Don't make fun of her height. She's very self-conscious about it and may try to engage in the eons old ushi tradition of pelvis shattering.

>> No.16187629

>if I were that guy
Good thing I'm not that guy, I actually want a waifu.

>> No.16187630

Yes. Though I find something suspicious about that wight. Shouldn't she have her own personal theater or something?
Troll. Mostly non lewd, perfect housewife.

>> No.16187636

Well, in that case, just move the stalking to beginning after you leave the theater.

I enjoy my Network Engineer job quite a bit.

>> No.16187640

>where no matter where you go
It only seems like that because the encyclopedia (obviously) focuses on the monsters.
KC has gone on record saying the ratio of humans to monsters is 10:1. This is on top of the fact that, for the most part, MGs and humans are segregated into their own lands.

Your average peasant joe in the setting may never see an MG.

>> No.16187648
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How warm are Arachne silk shirts?

The Ushi can shoot thread too, but for capturing men to rape them later.

>> No.16187651

I'm still not accepting a stealth BJ from someone I don't even know.

>> No.16187652

I don't disagree that MGE is inevitably a happy horror land of mindrape and painted smiles, but you also have to remember that monsters are only nine percent of the population of that world. It's enough where the vast majority of humans go their whole lives without even seeing a monster.

Though that is another horror of its own sort, a world where those people don't even realize their god has been overthrown and no matter how many of them there are or how hard they fight, regular humans are on their way to extinction just like regular elves and dwarves. Only the incubi will remain as testement to what was the human race.

>> No.16187655

Actually meeting a monster though online games or something similar sounds nice

>> No.16187658
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I really wish sub would draw more of those fluffy snakes

>> No.16187662

>Yetis and foxes hate her!

>> No.16187665

Silk is know for comfyness and ability to breath. It's literally the most famous cloth for keeping cool in the summer. It's anti-warm.

>> No.16187668 [SPOILER] 
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So you'd never visit the MG charity glory hole?

There's starving mana hungry girls in there and you don't even have a waifu, not giving them what they need...the only monster here is you anon!

Also have this Undead grill.

>> No.16187669

Don't worry, you can get to know her afterwards

>> No.16187670

Tell me anon, have you ever felt like someone was watching you when you were all alone in your room?
Ojou-samas are surprisingly good stalkers.
Don't be surprised if you find a shrine full of pictures of you somewhere in her house.

>> No.16187672

Wht would internet ads be like with monter girls?

>Secret Italian Super Cheshire

>> No.16187674

Glory holes are for degenerate subhumans.

>> No.16187675

Well I agree, it's also pretty clear that KC has found a niche and isn't leaving it any time soon.

>> No.16187677

Ah. I'll stick to Weresheep wool sweaters then.

>> No.16187678

>Your Jorougumo wife will never make you a winter coat with her thread when you mention your old one is worn out
>7 layers but still thin and insulated, it's the warmest thing you've ever worn
>She makes you some gloves, socks, thermals and a hat to go with it
>End up getting sent home from work due to heat exhaustion in January

>> No.16187679
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>Yes. Though I find something suspicious about that wight. Shouldn't she have her own personal theater or something?
Perhaps she's an incredibly lonely CC? That, and >>16187670

>> No.16187683

>For charity

Truly you are a monster anon.

You deserve to Alp!

>> No.16187685

Arachne silk shirts are absolute top tier quality and comfyness, if you want warmth get some cotton from a sheepfruit

If you asked your Ushi-Oni nicely I'm sure she could manage to make you a nice thick sweatshirt, maybe it'd be a bit itchy though

>> No.16187686

I got some serious Harley Quinn vibes from that.

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>> No.16187699

I bet this "charity" isn't even a real charity.

I bet it's just a bunch of dumb sluts that want to get mana the easy way.

>> No.16187702

I hope not. I do things I wouldn't want a wight seeing when im alone in my room.

>> No.16187705

Fucking hell, I had that image in my Lich folder but I didn't notice and post it when I should have.
Butt could be plumper.

>> No.16187709

I want to 'un-wrap' my Christmas Gremlin!

>> No.16187715


Yeah I can't get off unless Cheshire senpai rakes her claws against my back either.

>> No.16187716
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The easy way would be to rape men though.

Don't make those poor MGs who don't want to turn to a life of crime be forced into it anon!

Give to charity!

>> No.16187717

>starving mana hungry girls
So in MG land the sperm bank and food bank are the same thing?

>> No.16187722

Better pack away your crusader chainmail and morning star, anon. Your days of purging the wicked are nigh.

>> No.16187723
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>You will never have a Joker/Harley Quinn relationship with a Gremlin.
>While you scheme to beat Super Wurm, she's constantly flirting with you and calling you 'Puddin' and 'Mr. A'

>> No.16187731

Anon you may want to Google what nigh means.

>> No.16187734

>You will never have a Joker/Harley Quinn relationship with a Gremlin.
I don't want to be a total prick to my Gremlin.

>> No.16187735

No the real MG soup kitchen is where humans voluntarily get milked by golems. Those things can make this weird SE paste. It feeds but tastes kinda bland. The glory hole is a trap by girls who mislead tourists into becoming addicted to a monsters mouth.

>> No.16187737

Instead of government-issued food stamps, they have their semen stamps, which I don't need to mention sound way more alliterative.

>> No.16187744
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>Your days of purging the wicked are nigh.

Aw, yeah. Time for an adventure with Sir Chickenfoot and Sir High Five.

>> No.16187746

But she's short, annoying and you can nibble her ears!

Very bully-able.

>> No.16187750
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I wish I could stop shitposting and write for you all. But the pull is too strong.

>> No.16187755

She's around your age anon. And she's been in love with you since she first saw you at kindergarten.

Oh but she's been watching you anon. Especially when you're naked. She likes what she sees.

>> No.16187762

git gud nigga

>> No.16187763

Bummer, man.

>> No.16187773

>older woman
>far out of my league
>long standing love
She'd have me wrapped around her finger in a matter of hours.

>> No.16187781

No thanks. I will do no such thing.

I would barely tolerate monster girls.

>> No.16187783

Anon, she's only a year older than you.
And once you find her shrine to you, you're going to be fucking her for the majority of the day, every day.

>> No.16187790

>Also, there are some medicines made from spirit energy for nutritional supplement. But for the reason described above, it seems that it's not something that tastes very good to them at all.
Well I'll be damned. Monster girl soup kitchens could indeed exist without just lining up a set of human boys.

>> No.16187801
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Shortstack Automatons wearing panties.

>> No.16187805

SE is best when taken straight from the tap after all. Semen, saliva, blood or sweat works.

>> No.16187809

Write about Shoggoth doing something other than maid stuff.

>> No.16187828

id rather help reform cc mg convicts

>> No.16187841

Post forgotten facts
If an ushi oni bleeds on a girl she turns into an ushi herself

>> No.16187847

Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

>> No.16187853

Mindflayers are perfectly fine with squid sex in public, but they are wildly embarrassed to be seen doing lewd things while husband is in human form.

>> No.16187855

A broken Automaton is right twice a day.

>> No.16187860

A rolling golem gathers no moss.

>> No.16187861
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>> No.16187866

A Harpy in the hand, is worth two in the bush.

>> No.16187867

As Queen Slimes intelligence continues to increase, the number of divisions increases, and even those with no specific duties will appear such as division resembling the man's elder and younger sisters

>> No.16187871
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I have the perfect business idea. I'll start a Rent-a-Kiki company and rent out Kiki's to people on a short temporary basis! They'll just clean the place out once and then go elsewhere, seeing a new owner every cleaning job!

What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.16187873

Pot Devils are a monstergirl

>> No.16187878

You get raped by a sphinx no matter what you answer. Answer wrong and magic gets cast on you to make you super horny, answer right and the same magic gets cast on her and she goes nuts.

>> No.16187885
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>What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.16187889

Vanilla Lamias have an enchanting voice

>> No.16187896

If I'm already married I'm safe.

Unless I have a son.

>> No.16187898

Honestly if I found my kiki on me with that expression she wouldn't even need the knife.

>> No.16187908

Pharaohs were normal humans once so they're friendly to other humans too. She hates the Order though.

>> No.16187910

>Shoggothes doing other stuff
Like becoming the elder sister to the first man?

>> No.16187915
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How would that be a problem? The Kiki's wouldn't be seeing me that much. I'll just be giving them their new assignments and a pat on the shoulder for the job well done.

>> No.16187921

An Anubis will put a curse on you if you don't follow her orders or schedule. It makes you extra horny.

Also you can turn a workaholic Anubis into a slutty one by surprise sex.

>> No.16187925

Chiyo from Ane Naru Mono.

>> No.16187927

>Mastah is going to get me pregnant, and we'll get married and have lots of children! We'll be happy forever and ever!

>> No.16187929

tentacles will sometimes still assault human couples and force the pair to fuck

>> No.16187933


>not a lazily done vomit-inducing lime green.

Immersion ruined.

>> No.16187934

Im missing a reference here, but Shog elder sisters sound interesting.

>> No.16187942
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Feel free to select the Kiki you prefer.

>> No.16187943


I'm gay.

>> No.16187944


>> No.16187946
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I want a Cat Meido! With great big fat cat tats!

>> No.16187948

Dark Elves were already lewd before the whole Demon Lord thing.

They're really the most depraved creature there is.

>> No.16187951


The one you originally posted is good. Too good.

>> No.16187954

What if she has a seduction fetish and wants to be the better woman?

>> No.16187955

Same with Succubi. They rape men since forever.

In fact, other MGs look up to Succubi when it comes to how a monster girl should behave during the current Demon Lord/Overlord.

>> No.16187958

Hey just like in tf2! Heh...shit.

>> No.16187961

And they look down to Imps, because they're short and silly.

>> No.16187963

Is reverse NTR acceptable here? Like some shmuck is in a loveless marriage and some monster comes along and steals him away.

>> No.16187970

Pretty sure the preferred solution for an MG would be to monsterize the woman, which results in an attitude change.

>> No.16187977

In MGE she'd be turned into a monster and they'd have lots of sex.

>> No.16187980

Alot of species actually exist in two or three forms, a normal form and a corrupted form. For instance there are elves who are totally normal elves, and then elves out of the profile who have been tainted with demonic energy who are technically different species. This is the same with angels, profile angels, and dark angles. It works similar for elementals.

>> No.16187982

Well I like it.

>> No.16188001
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>> No.16188002

NTR is never okay to me.

Didn't KC say that she will get monsterized and go find her husband?

>> No.16188007

By default the girl turns into a monster. But if thats what you're into it can be replicated by doppelganger fruit.

>> No.16188012

Skeletons are another species, besides the Alp, that can be created from human males.

>> No.16188016

Crabman going full tarantula?

>> No.16188018
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The strongest!

>> No.16188022
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But anon, didn't anyone tell you about MGC Prison?

It's a revolving door MGs go in, see their Mind Flayer case worker, and are already walking out the door clean civilized individuals before the door is even done revolving.

Except Super Villains, they get MGC Asylum, a consequence born from The Jokester corrupting a Mindflayer into his sidekick from her trying to fix his madness.

>> No.16188027
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>tfw you remember the original story behind that image

>> No.16188029

The best and the cuddliest.

>> No.16188031
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Weekly Fallen Brides translation update. It's a bit short (2,000 words) because there's not enough left in Koyoi's chapter for next week otherwise, and I don't have time to finish it today. As usual, you can read it with more formatting on the blog (link in the Pastebin).

Next week's update will finish Koyoi's chapter. After that I will take a week off while I prepare an ebook of all of Fallen Brides so far and work on samples for the next poll.

The poll to decide what I translate next will have 3 options. One will be the World Guide II short that lost the last poll; one will be another Fallen Brides chapter; one will be from another book. Options for that last one include The Imperator Doesn't Sleep, the two Diaries of the Age of Monster Love, (chapters for slime, selkie, tanuki, holstaur, etc.) and After School Alice Tale.

Let me know if you have any specific requests, although I can't promise I'll take them.

>> No.16188034


Remember that game by exet that came out last Comiket? They're making another one.

>> No.16188035
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What is this Drawfag doing now anyways.

>> No.16188041

>remember that game that came out last comiket


>> No.16188043


Thanks man, always looking forward to your updates.

As for votes, if you actually give a choice of which Fallen Bride next, my vote is gonna go to Merse immediately

>> No.16188048
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I want the jub

>> No.16188052

I remember that otherside was doing a perfectly good translation that got stopped
I really like the MGE brand of corruption, i wish they would hurry with that translation.

>> No.16188054 [SPOILER] 
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Basically, what's been alluded to in At The Mountains of Madness by H.P. Lovecraft is that the Elder Things created humanity as a sort of servitor race. Keep in mind that they already had Shoggothes, which were amorphous masses of constantly shifting organs and somesuch as the constructors and beasts of burden.

The Elder Things did not like Cthulhu and R'lyeh whatsoever, and there was a huge war. So the basic idea is that while Shoggothes find humanity's inability to shift their bio-mass they find it kind of endearing. In an "Elder sister and younger brother" sort of way. Keep in mind they all come from Ubbo-Sathla, which is constantly shitting out single-celled organisms like a giant, foetid Queen Slime.

In other words I'm a faggot and you should just learn not to ask. Don't worry, the pic will be deleted.

>> No.16188056

Sorry anon. I dunno if you're the one who has been sending the asks but fluffy sneks are kind of on the backburner right now.

I'll still draw them tho, just not sure when

>> No.16188058

>tfw taking blood pressure medication before I'm even 30
Would a Vampire like me? I'd be like one of those gushers fruit snacks, she'd bite into my neck and my blood would explode into her mouth.

>> No.16188067

I would also like to know what they're doing with that translation. Based on my experience doing the screenshot LP, a competent professional could get through all the text in a week, and putting it into the game after that can't be that difficult for someone who has all the dev files.

You can absolutely make requests for which Fallen Brides chapter will be on the poll. I am, however, planning to save Deruella's for last.

>> No.16188071

take your time, i can wait

>> No.16188074

I can take loans from whoever I want.

>> No.16188082

I like when vampires are in tune with the vascular system.
They can hear your heartbeat, and know the difference between an anxious beat and an excited one.
Or just warn you about arrhythmia concerns.

>> No.16188083

Here's another caption translation, this one being rather overdue.
Honestly I lost all motivation to translate these after everyone took my guesswork about Atlantis-Nacho way too seriously, but here I am translating, anyway.
At any rate, the next in line is Liliraune:


"A man caught by a Liliraune, like this, will be placed between the pair of girls, and will spend his time being buried between two fleshy petals."

Not much to say about this one. Guy gets caught and then he's smothered between two plant-chicks.
It's a comforting thought, I suppose. Especially if they're real soft and squishy.

>> No.16188087

>that face
must have allergies

>> No.16188101

Living the dream

>> No.16188109
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Everyday I dont wakeup next to a lamia is another day of suffering

>> No.16188118

Yup, that's exactly why I try to not look at that pic too much.

>> No.16188124

It might be on the business end. Figuring out how releasing it overseas works. KC doesn't strike me as the business savvy sort of guy.

>> No.16188128

Sneks with scale covered butts are the worst. Thankfully MGE Sneks likely have butts that resemble Alices.

>> No.16188139

It really sucks waking up and not having a monster girl cuddling my body.
Sometimes I wish I could get stuck in a dream.

>> No.16188155

>Sometimes I wish I could get stuck in a dream.

Well you know, when anons say they want to die, it's usually more than simply dying. Sadly no dice, we can only reee.

>> No.16188183

We can only reeeeest in peace.

And remember Anons, everytime you think about dying your waifu gets sad.

>> No.16188223

Nice, I just caught up to last week's update too
Can't wait to read how she is going to sprout all these tails
Thank you as usual

>I am, however, planning to save Deruella's for last.
Saving the best for last is always the right choice
She also has a "final boss" aura to her so it only makes sense to have her last
Still, that doesn't quench my desire to know more about best Lilim

>> No.16188224
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You won't fight the hive will you anon?

I mean they captured you fair and square. Probably.

Just become one with the hive, like a hive mind. You'll never have to worry about anything ever again...

>> No.16188255

No, I don't like bee girls. I would tell the whole hive to buz off.

>> No.16188257

Look at the size of that abdomen! Bee queen gonna get all the little workers pumped into her.

>> No.16188270

Better bees than hornets, I guess.

>> No.16188275

Forget about it, that wasn't a big deal anyway

>Liliraune caption
Good girl, I don't particularly like her but she is a plant and all plants are love

Thanks for still translating these, so fruit sheep is next? I feel like you've already done it

>> No.16188281

I am one hundred percent okay with bee girls because they still have human feet.

>> No.16188292

Yes my queen.
My purpose in life is to breed.

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>> No.16188323

>fat feline fanny in jeans

>> No.16188325

Who is the artist of this? can I have a sauce?

>> No.16188346
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Got it from twitter: https://twitter.com/s_sbhr27/status/803600064677449728

Also found this cute Roper cheerleader

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I still like the idea of nerdhound being a Hellhound who's nerdy, but doesn't LOOK nerdy. Like a big, strong dire hellhound, with a well toned body, completely "Normal" looking, she catches you playing Pokemon one day, and starts telling you about the stats of her Pokemon, before going off on how many times shes played Dark Souls.
"What rings you got, bitch?"

>> No.16188360

And if you tell her how cute she is when she gets excited over things like that, she'll blush and then shove you on the bed and ride you senseless.

>> No.16188365

thanks a bunch, anon

>> No.16188372

>tfw OniTengus been playing Pogeymans and hasn't drawn monstergirl tiddies in two weeks

>> No.16188381

The guy needs a rest or else he will only be able to draw tits, nothing else.

>> No.16188423

Doesn't sound like I have much of a choice.
I'd probably be alright with it, though. Honey Bees are nice.

>> No.16188437
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Fuck that noise.

>> No.16188549
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26 days until Christmas.

>> No.16188551

I'd love nerdy monster girls like that.

A big, buff minotaur asking me what RPGs I play would be heaven in a chocolate package.

>> No.16188575
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What song would you use for your first dance at your wedding with your waifu?
>I just want to dance with my Hellhound waifu to this song

>> No.16188580
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>Well? Aren't you going to unwrap your present?
>Because I'm dying to open mine.~
How many monsters would pull some variation of this?

>> No.16188584 [DELETED] 

Anon please, at least got someone who won't leave you as soon as she can

>> No.16188588 [DELETED] 

What you talking about anon?

>> No.16188594 [DELETED] 

>He doesn't know

>> No.16188595 [DELETED] 

He's shitposting for (you)s. Report and ignore.

>> No.16188600 [DELETED] 

new shitpost meme faggots who never actually read the lore took a mistranslation at face value

>> No.16188601 [DELETED] 

SS mis-translated minotaurs and implied that they leave their husbands. Now there's a group of shitlords posting mino and holst hate like it's the fucking gospel.

>> No.16188603

>You recently signed up for your school's pen and paper club because you figure you might have some fun and actually get to interact with friendly people for once.
>The first meeting is tomorrow and you still haven't finished making your character sheet.
>"Hey there scrawny, whatcha working on there?"
>You turn around and are met with a set of abs that would make an Oni ashamed of herself.
>Looking up you see a set of horns and heaving tits that confirms that you're talking to a Minotaur.
>She looks like she could be the ace of every single school sports team.
>Her rough and tumble Dixie accent does nothing to make her less intimidating.
>"Oh? Issat what I think it is?"
>Oh god she's spotted your character sheet. This is it anon, prepare to be bullied.
>"Are you tryin' to make a Wisdom Sorcerer anon? No no no, that'll never work! You want to put your points into Charisma with Sorcs. Lemme show you."
>To your surprise she sits down next to you and helps you put together a surprisingly effective looking character.
>Amazingly she does all the math in her head too.
>Turns out she's a member of the club too, plays a Bard.
>You didn't understand why the DM put up with her absurd min/maxing until you heard her actually sing a completely improvised Bardic Tune that sent shivers down your spine.
>You might be in love.

>> No.16188605 [DELETED] 

t. mad minofags

>> No.16188610 [DELETED] 

Ah, Ok.

I thought I'd missed something when I was gone during the day.

Regardless, I want to plunder the Minotaurs labyrinth a custom designed dungeon she made.

Ah, seems I did.

Dammit SS, you had one job.

>She doesn't know about the alternate bloodline
I'll forgive her this once.

>> No.16188612
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16188615

Would Minotaurs be fans of Dungeon Keeper? And I mean the good one, not that abortion of a cash grab EA put out.

>> No.16188616

She's Horny

Short for the Horned Reaper

She's chums with the Dungeon Keeper

>> No.16188619

I imagine she would.

Regardless, I'd Master her Dungeon, if you know what I mean.
I'd also be her GM but I don't play favorites.

>> No.16188620
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I would want my Hellhound waifu to sing this to me.

>> No.16188628

>They STILL haven't removed all that monsterboy shitposting at the start of the thread


>> No.16188631
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This song, without a doubt.

>> No.16188633
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Krampus mg in 26 days famalam.

>> No.16188634

Almost all of them. Jokes on them though, because its way more fun to play with them while their still wrapped up.

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honorable mention;
I really haven't put a lot of thought into this, I just like these songs a bit that came to mind right now. I'd need a lot more time to actually make a good decision.

>> No.16188641

Anubis Boss-chan is pretty lewd looking in that dress.

If only I could tell her how she needs to stop calling IT and actually try rebooting her computer for once to try and fix something.

>> No.16188655

>Thick thighs
>Likely has a fuckhuge ass too
Perfect for facesitting.

>> No.16188663

She's perfect for a lot of things.

>> No.16188672
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>26 days until your beating, nerds!

>> No.16188685

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that it is dangerous to open random books in a lich's lair.

You may find a tome of forbidden spells, a treaties on the nature of the chaos demons or a diary containing the things she has planned for you.

>> No.16188687

So what you're saying is to read EVERY book in her library?

>> No.16188691

Nothing will go wrong and you won't accidentally summon demons bound into a couple of the books.

>> No.16188693

Like handholding! Seriously, look at the size of her paws. My hand would disappear in them.

>> No.16188694

That Anubis looks like a big girl in several wonderful different ways.

>> No.16188695

Ah good, ill read every single book in order alphabetically!

>> No.16188698

Imagine rubbing your cheek against those huge fluffy paws.
Fuckin' ayy.

>> No.16188706

Don't forget tail brushing, forcing you to eat her out while she wraps her legs around your head, and giving massages.

And thats how anon found the magically animated fan-fic the lich wrote about her and anon.

It was all fun and games until the lich clones all raped anon in order of their creation date.

>> No.16188710

So does krampus just nigger whip her man or does she actually care for whoever she's after.

>> No.16188713

I wouldn't mind if a Onee-Sabbathed aligned Anubis with that bodytype forced me to act like her little brother.

>> No.16188715
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She punishes the wicked, she's married to her job.

>> No.16188717

This Krampus design is pretty ugly desu.

>> No.16188725

>a diary containing the things she has planned for you.

16 NOV
Anon is very happy today. It's nice to see him smile, for once. I tried smiling in a mirror tonight, just to see how I would look with one.

It didn't compliment me too well.

20 NOV
Druella asked me to begin socializing with humans again. I don't really like going out in public, but I've discovered it's easier to bear large crowds when I follow Anon around. Perhaps having something to focus on makes the high stimulus tolerable.

Anon walked into a really nice cafe. I didn't know Anon had an interest in these places.

25 NOV
Druella held another meeting. She wants all of us to find suitable mates by the end of December. I've already made my choice, but it was interesting to listen to my friends talk about the kinds of men they like.

28 NOV
Anon is looking slightly depressed. For some reason, watching him like this is making me feel troubled.

30 NOV
I'm leaving my diary for Anon to find. I know exactly when he checks this spot, and I'll be waiting for him when he does.

Anon, if you're reading this, please, don't struggle. I'll take you to a much happier place.

>> No.16188743

>Forcing you to eat her out
>From underneath her desk at work
>While she holds conversation with her co-workers, trying to suppress her ecstasy
>After, you get to sit in her lap and cuddle a little bit, playing with her ears
My heart can't take much more of this

>> No.16188749

>Anon, if you're reading this, please, don't struggle.


>> No.16188750

First ones cute

>> No.16188754

What the heck, hasn't she learned anything from following me, assulting me/ rape is a terrible way to try to date me. Also if she wanted to ask me out, all she has to do is ask/confess and I'll gladly go on a date with a cutie like her.

>> No.16188761

The monstergirl secret society is less "meet and greet" and more "drag cuties into your personal marriage cave and hope they like you"

>> No.16188764

>"drag cuties into your personal marriage cave and hope they like you"
In this case, a Lich would either have a comfy laboratory or a gothic one.

>> No.16188774

I see, still she's a smart girl and can understand how to best approach me on confessing her feelings without their guidance. Plus it's not like she's forced to follow their rules in the fist place.

>> No.16188778

She'd break out the scented candles, sitting on top of skulls. That never fails.

>> No.16188780

Im gonna put lewd remarks in the diary!

>> No.16188781

Imagine getting anesthetized by a lich from behind, and waking up in a dilapidated castle with your head in her lap.

She's stroking your hair with an indifferent look, and when your eyes flicker back to life, she says "You're awake. Good evening."

I, for one, welcome the monstergirl amber alerts.

>> No.16188785
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>The thought of receiving a lap pillow from some fluffy haired Lich with Incredibly thick thighs and a massive bust
Oh baby.

>> No.16188792

So Return to Castle Wolfenstein but with MGs?

>> No.16188798

would a lich let me paint her toes?

>> No.16188801

Instead of screaming German, they just moan when you defeat them.

And at the heart of Castle Druella lies the Queen of Monsters herself, hooking up about a dozen Echidnae with mates so they can produce more litters of monsters.

>> No.16188811

>Skull Candles
>Strategically placed around her bedchamber to provide the perfect ambiance
>A four-poster bed placed in the middle of it
>Located in a secluded, gothic crypt adjacent to her lab that she lured you to
>To find her laid out on the bed, dressed in a fine, curve-complimenting negligee, casually glancing through a tome as you enter
...I uhh...I'll be back later.

>> No.16188815
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I'd like my hellwan waifu to hold me close and slow dance with me while she sings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN08_vuPvNo

>> No.16188817

>scented candles
careful, those might be demon realm herbs

>> No.16188844

First HDoom and now this, is nothing sacred to you people?

>> No.16188858

You could say it's almost Unreal how quick we are to defile classic FPS games.

>> No.16188859

I never got the whole breaking the phylactery thing. I come to lich because i want to hump her hard enough to shake the bed while she displays absolutely no reaction and continues to do something else.

>> No.16188875

Think there'd be a monstergirl version of FFXV

>> No.16188878

As in a Modern-Fantasy Action-Adventure Game where you play as a Monster Girl Princess and her entourage, or a game that Monster Girls waited 10 goddamn years for AND THEN THEIR FUCKING COPY GETS STUCK IN THE MAIL IN THE WRONG GODDAMN CITY FOR DAYS?

What kind of game would MGs wait so long for?

>> No.16188888

I'd nominate oomukade.
Silently slinking out of a vent, crawling along the ceiling in rapid pursuit, you wouldn't even know she's there before you feel pain in the back of your neck. Vision blurring and muscles spasming weakly, she drags you off somewhere nice and quiet.

Ambush predators are the best.

>> No.16188909

>hope they like you
No Anon, they're going to amke you like them using their feminine wiles. Wiles including but not limited to incredible figures, careful flirting, outrageous cooking skill and caring hearts! They'd woo the shit out of you and you'd fucking like it.

This is also the best way to catch this Anon; I'm a total slut given the chance but rape me and I'll resist beyond reason. Especially in my home.

>> No.16188918

were there ever any more of these?

>> No.16188921

Because having her go from Hard Kuu to ahegaoing from the sudden surge of pleasure to her body is boner fuel of the highest quality.

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>> No.16188958

I don't know how to feel about all this.

>> No.16188965

That all sounds fine to me, so long they don't rape assault me I'll feel more comfortable around them. Though they should know the only girl for me is the cute lich who had a crush on me in the first place, I fully plan on romancing her that way I can surprise her be showing her my feelings for her are the exact same as hers for me.

>> No.16188968

"Defile"? I say improve.

>> No.16188985
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I come to you from Christmas yet to come, anon! You're doomed! DOOOMEEED!

>> No.16188992
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It's December! It's the Christmas season! Merry Christmas!

Do you have any plans of Christmasy things you'll do with a Monster Girl?

>> No.16188999

see >>16187337

>> No.16189012

gonna wrap myself in a red bow
she a minotaur

>> No.16189014

New video games, huh? I just bought Dead Space for 3 euros. What's your waifu into?

>> No.16189015

>Do you have any plans of Christmasy things you'll do with a Monster Girl?
I'm gonna write a story about it.

>> No.16189021

RPGs, FPS games, Character Action, she's into just about all of it.
She's never played Persona 4 so I'm gonna rectify that on top of the new games.

>> No.16189035

This really paints Lovecraft as a really fuckin' paranoid chuuni.
I'd like to imagine the confusion on those great old one's faces if they were to actually read that.

>> No.16189048

My favorite depiction of Lovecraft is from Planetary
>I do believe these are negro eggs

>> No.16189067

You're sitting awkwardly in the castle lobby next to a Pharaoh. Her deliciously tanned hand finds it's way onto your lap. Staring you dead in the eyes with irises that glow with a passionate amber color, she smiles.

"Say, you don't have a partner, do you? You must've been swept away by one of the Oni crews."

You nod, remembering the burlesque woman who dragged you here against your will.

"They won't be letting you out, you know? Why are you sitting all alone out here in the lobby?"

Her face is uncomfortably close to yours, but you're too nervous to move. Every motion she makes seems to radiate an aura of power and eloquence that overwhelms your senses. A single, frigid bead of sweat rolls down the back of your neck.

"You know, I can tell just by looking at you that you're a very hard-working man. I wouldn't mind having someone like you around my home. How would you like to be my servant?"

You stutter and mumble, and, seeing your guard down, she goes in for the kill.

"Think about it. After a hard day's work, I'll give you a nice massage, make you dinner, I might even bathe you. I noticed you were looking at my body earlier. Can't you just imagine how nice it'd look, completely bare, pressed against you, smothering you with affection in a nice, warm bath? Just say 'yes ma'am', and I'll give you the pampering you deserve."

>> No.16189069
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I'm gonna have christmas off for the first time in 3 years, so I'm pretty excited.
Gonna spend part of it with my family, and the rest of it with Miia in my new house.

I'm gonna drink a lot of spiked nog, and hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps

>> No.16189082


>> No.16189094

I mean, she's letting me choose so she's not completely off track, but isn't that just buying me?

Naw, if she wanted me wooed she defeat those oni either physically or politically, then strike a cool pose and over to take me home to patch me up or something. Preferably after striking a suitable pose.

>> No.16189095

Depends on the the kind of work I'm going to be doing it and where it is located. Also on the added condition of having to let me know her true feeling towards me and that she's serious about this, I want a relationship not just sex.

>> No.16189098

i'd like to go ice skating with my waifu
but it'd eventually turn into swimming in lake
or wading through water

>> No.16189113

Shouldn't I be the one bathing and massaging her?

>> No.16189116

Maybe she's just trying play it off as an "it's convenient for both of us!" thing when in reality she's nervous around guys, and had her Oni friend help her with the set-up so she could finally figure out what it means to be in a relationship.

[Spoiler]And then she gets all doki-doki when you snuggle up to her in bed, and it ends up being the best night's sleep she's ever had.[/spoiler] She then tries to play off the "hard labor" part of the deal by saying that your day job is giving her the soft, warm-hearted physical affection she never knew she had been craving.

>> No.16189117
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A lot of them that's for sure.

>> No.16189135

My waifu definitely would, although her version would be much kinkier. Christmas is our anniversary after all!

>> No.16189222
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This Lilim-Baphomet has gone insane and declared war on big breasts
Can anyone stop her?

>> No.16189224
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>> No.16189231

I'm gonna flick her on the forehead.

>> No.16189250
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Super Cow al rescate!

>> No.16189272

moo cow!

>> No.16189309

Huh. Is this a combination of two different songs? I dig it.

>> No.16189324

yep this


and this


together as wan

>> No.16189328

Most Pharaohs used to be male too, keep that in mind. Source: KC Q & A

Centaurs have a second vagina in the front.

If a woman wears a shed Lamia skin, she herself can turn into a Lamia.

Zombies can evolve into Wights if given enough mana.

>> No.16189350

>Centaurs have a second vagina in the front.
I still take a preferential position on this. And personally, I don't. Thus I more-or-less ignore it.

>If a woman wears a shed Lamia skin, she herself can turn into a Lamia.
That, I genuinely did not know. How would that even work?
Like, does it have to be a fairly complete molt that she can put on like a costume? Does it then transform into a full flesh-and-blood tail around her? Or would the woman's legs grow into a tail that then fills out the skin, which she subsequently sheds again? Could one skin be used for multiple women?

>> No.16189353

>Most Pharaohs used to be male too
I mean, that's not exactly unique to them.
In fact that's probably true for half of all exceptionally long-lived species.

>> No.16189358
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Hey, kid. Shake your goofy.

>> No.16189360

I don't speak hip hop.

>> No.16189364

>hip hop
But it's 70's disco stuff! Just 'cuz Goofy's black you gotta go and be racist!

>> No.16189370

I think the difference is a matter of classification.

That is, Pharaohs are likely one of the harder to breed kinds of MGs. Thus it's more likely that the descendants of other species, born female, would have begun to outnumber or at least equal the number of those whose genders were swapped when the Succubus DL took over. At least as far as those whore "in Circulation" (ie. single). Meanwhile with Pharaohs the greater number of single girls would likely be genderswapped, but unawoken, ancient Pharaohs, than the descendants of those who have woken up.

>> No.16189381

Why are Baphomets so bullyable?

That cow has enough softness to end a world

>> No.16189384

They're womanlets, that's why. When will they learn?

>> No.16189385

Because they get mad when people don't like their shitty loli bodies and prefer grown women.

>> No.16189403

The timeline in MGE is a mystery
The only indication we have is knowing the DL had time to have 100 children
Powerful species can take centuries to get pregnant, but the DL fucks with her husband all day long everyday so who knows if she gives birth to a Lilim every decade or every century

>> No.16189418

Don't you at least find them cute in a puppy kinda way?

>> No.16189422

No, because they act like little shits.

>> No.16189425

Liches and Pharaohs are a few Monsters KC has stated that came be former men And Alps can transform into basically any monster girl a woman can.

>Are there any cases of men turning into monstergirls other than Alps, Skeletons or Pharaohs?

>It's possible to Alp into other kinds of the Succubus family, like Dark Priests, Amazoness, Nereids, Kunoichi and such. It should also be possible to turn into a Lich, no.

>> No.16189427

The kind of puppies that chew extension cords, maybe.

>> No.16189437

>It should also be possible to turn into a Lich, no.
This translation seems untrustworthy.

>> No.16189441

During the reign of the old Demon Lord, some pre-transformation monsters established genuine relationships with humans.

>> No.16189449

This was from the guy who translated all the Ask.fms.


>> No.16189451

Only the very few who aren't affiliated with the Sabbath. I'd headpat a Baphomet who wasn't part of that disgusting Loli cult.

>> No.16189457

Y'know there are plenty of members who are in it for the science, not the loli-supremacy, yeah?

>> No.16189462

Yeah, sure, if your puppy growled and barked ENDLESSLY at the things you like.

>> No.16189467

Yeah, and I'm in the catholic church for the comfy robes.

>> No.16189469

Yes, but they're under the leadership of a deranged brocon Baphomet who refused to grow up and insists that everyone should be a filthy lolicon.
If they want real brotherly affection and headpats, they need to quit being in a cult.

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>> No.16189487

>All this hate towards the Sabbath
At this rate Dark Mage is going to be the most popular girl just to spite the Baphomets

>> No.16189491

I want to read the story of an outcast bapho who tastes the forbidden fruit of otouto love and learns the value of growing up to look after another.

>> No.16189498

>The only indication we have is knowing the DL had time to have 100 children

I'm not certain this was even canon.
I mean, it was from a Q&A, but KC's Q&As seem a lot more like him just shooting the breeze with fans, rather than handing down authoritative Word Of God rulings like he's perched on Mt. Sinai.

Not that it makes any difference to your timeline logic. Even if we consider #4 Druella to be the youngest absolutely-100%-confirmed lilim, since conception seems to be inversely correlated with power level in MGE it could be that knocking up a god-succubus is the hardest impreg in the setting, and even those 4 daughters took 10,000 years.

>> No.16189501

I'm not a fan of either sister stereotype, thanks.

>> No.16189511

I want to become a seiyuu who brings hope to countless NERD monsters!

>> No.16189514

Didn't it straight up state somewhere that a thousand years had passed since MGs became MG?

>> No.16189523

Anon, if you want to tempt a Baphomet away from the Sabbath you've gotta do it with the purest and most addicting form of love.
Childhood friends growing up together.

Would you do panels at conventions where you just casually sit on stage and answer questions?

>> No.16189568

Just going to comfort her when her evil plan fails. Like always.

>> No.16189611

Yeah, it doesn't seem like KC has everything planned out and a fixed answer to any question
He most likely reply to his Q&A on the fly so we shouldn't make big assumptions based on them

I like to think one to three millennia passed since the current DL took power

Then what do you like? Mothers, daughters, regular relationships, etc...?

>> No.16189618

>Then what do you like?
A wife.
This shouldn't be a difficult concept.

>> No.16189626
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Which girl unlikely girl would you help train for the big martial arts tournament? By unlikely I mean girls who aren't associated with combat skills.

>> No.16189632

About next thing, you probably should finish that previous sample story. Holstaur x sheep threesome looked pretty good

>> No.16189637

You're going to get shanked by a Wisp

>He doesn't want a pseudo-incestuous relationship
Tell me where your Kraken onee-san touched you

>> No.16189638

An alp.

>> No.16189639

>one of the most shit, boring and bland girls on par with elf and witch
>most popular
Nah, literally google anime witch and you would get the same or better things

>> No.16189642

Crouching Faggot, Hidden Champion?

>> No.16189653

Even though I have a sister, desiring your relationship to be like that of a sibling is something I will probably never understand.

>> No.16189655

If I remember correctly. KC said that there are 10 cannon lilims and that "There are rumors that there are 100 lilims". And he asked fans not to use the numbers 1-10. So we can confer that there are at least 10 lilims but any higher than that is fancannon at best, and most likely just a head cannon otherwise.

like >>16189403 Said. The timeline in MGE is a mystery. We know that the conquering of Lescatie happen about 200 years ago. KC said that in a Q&A so take that as you will.

>> No.16189656

>wanting pseudo-incest wife in the first place
I will never understand this meme. People are just pretending to be autists, right?

>> No.16189667

Exactly. Or were you making an euphemism for a blowjob?

>> No.16189669

opinion invalidated

>> No.16189672

A blowjob champion? You're training the Alp wrong on purpose as a joke? Or is this one of those wax-on/wax-off types of deals?

>> No.16189676

Yeah, sorry, I probably should have said inbreds? That would be much more fitting

>> No.16189678

No, I was just saying that what you said kind of made it sound like irrumating an alp.
But now that you mention it, training them wrong on purpose sounds fun.

>> No.16189679

You say it like incest is inherently bad.

>> No.16189689
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Monster girls with childbearing hips are the best.

>> No.16189692

Oh yeah baby take me to La-la land!

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Wasn't it fairly straightforward? Anon talking about getting rid of his Kiki because she made a mess and her begging him not to make the call?

>> No.16189711

thanks anon

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>> No.16189731

A Cancer or maybe a Girtabilu if her stinger isn't considered a weapon

Vanilla girls have a history of being among the most popular, maybe not of "serious" monster girls lover

>> No.16189735

Her body is a lethal weapon, but so is everybody else's.

>> No.16189741

I don't remember anyone liking or talking about elves expect posting pics from that BLACKED hentai artist

>> No.16189752

A Kiki of course, people will learn to fear her hand-to-broom combat style. But a were sheep who's into martial arts could be interresting too. She'd use her wool to weaken the focus of her opponents.

>> No.16189762

You've got to be more open minded, think of it as an advanced form of childhood friend
You literally spent your whole life with her, living under the same roof, celebrating each other's birthday and forging many memories

Then you also have all the people who forgo the whole incest aspect and just want a girl who shows big/little sister-like behaviors such as protecting you, teasing you, playing with you, etc...

>> No.16189797

>protecting you, teasing you, playing with you, etc...
None of that is excluded from a normal relationship though.

>> No.16189818

So the more body one has the more lethal she is?
I'll train a Queen Slime then

If you compare the amount of elf media (art, games, etc...) to what more monstrous species have you should see a huge difference
But as I said they aren't the most popular with people who are into monster girls, hell we even call them cosplay tier

>> No.16189833

I did say they forgo the incest aspect so you could argue they are normal relationships if you think your wife calling you oni-chan and acting childish is normal

>> No.16189847

I get the feeling some species may be forbidden from entry.
Like, say, Sandworms.

>> No.16189852

>Sandworm enters martial arts tournament
>does crazy jiu-jitsu kicks with her tail

>> No.16189863

>Her kick levels out the area
>She wins by technicality

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>> No.16189876

Or mantises. Or tentacles.

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As much as I dislike some of crabman's other design choices, I still say that Lala's my favourite Dullahan design.

She's so perfect.

>> No.16189903

Imagine trying to grapple a sandworm
>She's all fleshy and slippery
>Every touch has her moaning in your ears and telling you that she'll throw the fight and let you win if you pin her down and fuck her brains ous
>Begging you to pound her fit pussy
>Flicks her tail like a lamia but instead of being muscle and scale, it's hard plate used to bore through rock
>Breaks your guard every time and makes you scared to face her tail, encouraging you to get into a wet and sticky close quarters grappling match
>the bell rings and the match is lost and she pulls you inside her, fucking you there on the ring, your lewd actions hidden but more than audible.

>> No.16189913

I am filled with shameful arousal.

>> No.16189917

Mantises would have restraint right? They wouldn't just cut their opponent in half right?
God I hope the martial art tournament has a Lich medic

The finest martial artist there is , her hits are lacking but no one has ever resisted her submission holds
It is said fighters who face her lose the will to fight forever because of how shamefully they lost

You literally can't go wrong with blue skin and black sclera

>> No.16189921

>last line
You can't do that in public!
Think of the children!

>> No.16189922

>Lich medic

>> No.16189924

>fucking you there on the ring, your lewd actions hidden but more than audible

Alright Sandworm, you got a boner out of me.

>> No.16189926

Of course! I'll try my best!


>> No.16189931

Just block their ears and it looks like a sandworm wiggling about

>> No.16189934

It's fine they'll just think you are celebrating her victory REALLY hard

I did, Fran is my waifu and she did absolutely nothing wrong

>> No.16189939
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>Fran is my waifu
I'll have Adorea then.

>> No.16189942

She would literally eat your dick clean off. Hope you enjoy being a Ken doll for the rest of your life.

>> No.16189951
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She didn't eat the guys' dick in the chapter with the guy who secreted pheromones.

>> No.16189953

Because she is in love with you and if you die you'll be with her forever and ever
Be wary of yandere fans, never let snakes get near you not even to sign your cover album or take a picture

Adorea is such a cutie, I can't believe I forgot about her
I should read that manga again

>> No.16189959

Have you forgotten what site you're on?

>> No.16189961

>If you like things I don't like you must be autistic!
You're right, it's par the course.

>> No.16189983

>I did, Fran is my waifu and she did absolutely nothing wrong
She shouldn't be allowed to work on innocent civilians. Give her the criminals.

>> No.16189993

They were all consenting and enjoyed the results

I'd let her operate on me, she is a professional

>> No.16190004

It's like calling someone a fag. They don't literally mean it. If you're going to have a fit over the word, then, well, other sites exist.

>> No.16190007

That's a poor parallel in this scenario and you know it, fag.

>> No.16190035

Himedere muscle ryu!

>> No.16190038

Is there a "bad ending" you'd actually enjoy?
Personally I'd love to get overwhelmed by Devil Bugs and become their communal husband forces to please each of them everyday and when they give birth to our daughters please them as well, and then our granddaughters, etc...

>> No.16190042

The end of the world I guess? Nobody gets to be with their waifu, but nobody has to suffer about it either.

>> No.16190048

>be a thief
>steal stuff from a wealthy MG neighborhood
>slip up one time and become a fucktoy for Wights, Vampires, Tanukis, Dragons and more

>> No.16190051

No, not really.

>> No.16190055

At this point, I'll enjoy any bad ending more than the usual stuff this thread gets.

>> No.16190057

Thrown to the alps.

>> No.16190066

>Oh gosh, what a hunk!
>I'm going to lickeroony his belly!
>I bet he can do totally radalicious stuff with his tongue!
>C is for Cookie!
You're a sick bastard, you know that?

>> No.16190072

Yeah, I know.
I'm fine with it though, there's still a chance for me to try and get them to talk like normal people once the daughterus are around

>> No.16190078

Why do I think succubus daughterus that came from alps would be cuter and less lewd than ones that came from natural born succubi?

>> No.16190088

Because Tomboys are lovely things.
That or they are extra girly to make up for their moms.

>> No.16190089

>Try to steal some artifacts from a lich
>Get caught
>Accidentally break some of them
>She tells me that she needs a lot of mana to make new once
>Become her “guinea pig”

Do you think she’d be okay with teaching me some magic or would still she be mad that I broke her stuff?

>> No.16190094

Depends on if she gives you a hilariously oversized dong or not.

>> No.16190098

I'll just assume you meant parents. And that does make sense.

>> No.16190099

Sounds good to me too, would they treat you like they own you and force you to do whatever they wanted?

The more grim aspect of monster girls is great for sexual fantasies and fear boners but it doesn't have much substance that's why it's rarely discussed
Even back in the MGQ generals with the vast majority of the girls being bad endings the few good endings were still what was most talked about

>> No.16190100

Pretty much.
I was just using the pluralized version was all.

>> No.16190102

Sounds like a comfy story.
I'd read it

>> No.16190117

Fag is just thrown out of the blue, out of context. It's not posed seriously

>> No.16190133

I'm sure I can subdue her by hugging her special for my VIP ticket holders and give her a one of a kind album along with my sign!

>> No.16190139

>She's a size queen
Considering that she can give my dick the size she wants, I wouldn’t complain.
Could be kinda fun seeing my dick makin ga a huge bulge when I fuck her.

>> No.16190161

She can't have you wasting any mana, so no magic for you
And don't expect a conformable bed and warm food, you'll go by on the bare minimum chained up to her experiment table

Sure she might not shank you then but she will go even more yandere for you and start to haunt you
Can you handle a crazy fan you calls you her husband and follows you everywhere?
You will have to deal with her at every event and God forbid you stumble upon her blog

>> No.16190172

It can have as much substance as a person is willing to put into it. And you can't really say the current trend has substance, when you can skip past every 20 posts in a thread and miss out on nothing.

>> No.16190176
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>Demon Lord finally accomplishes her goal of opening a portal to our reality
>she's giddy at the thought of spreading her influence across a new universe, injecting it full of mamono mana
>except the opposite happens
>our reality of non-magic infects her world
>it starts at the demon realm castle town and spreads across the land
>automatons falling to pieces
>liches fading into dust
>lava golems watching in horror as their husbands are immolated by their own flames
>sandworms watching in horror as their husbands are melted down by their own armor disintegrating acid
>undersea mamono desperately trying to get their husbands back on land. Most drown. The rest die or are crippled by the bends.
>elementalists cradling their waifus as they return to their natural forms
>mass panic as mamono realize their main source of energy is now non existent. Those that could digest food before the change adapt. The ones that can't have to die a slow death of spiritual starvation.
>the world is left in ruin, the survivors completely reliant on the charity of their new next dimension neighbors

And that's why you never mix 2D and 3D.

>> No.16190191

Yoko Taro pls, Nier was enough suffering for one decade.

>> No.16190195

But if I'm living off the bare minemum, won't I preduse less mana?
Also, Will I be free to go and do stuff by myself as long as i come back?

>> No.16190196

Stop, i like the idea of hollow men but this is too much

>> No.16190202

But Nier 2 though?

>> No.16190203

Anon no.

>> No.16190204

Seems getting caught stealing pretty popular.
It would be the same for me. Getting caught by a Griffon or Dragon when stealing would be pretty "bad". Other than that, getting lost in a forest and captured by a village of wolfs would also be nice.

>> No.16190212

It's not really a "bad ending" if you can call it that.

>> No.16190215
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He's busy making his horsefucker products. Why do so many artists love that show?

>> No.16190216

Oh sorry, meant to put a "nice" there.

>> No.16190223

Because money. I assume.

>> No.16190229

What are the repercussions of lightly patting lamia butts?

>> No.16190232

Rattling if they have rattles.

>> No.16190241

Sounds like impending danger. Is running for my life the recommended course of action?

>> No.16190242

Berserk tails.

>> No.16190244

Don't make any sudden movements.

>> No.16190256

She knows what she is doing, she probably calculated how to get the most mana out of you without risking your health and paying the least for your sustenance but she is aware of the fact that the human body is strange and would be up to experimenting new foods, beds, costumes, etc... If that proved to be a more cost effective way of getting your mana
As for being free you will have to win over her trust and I don't see how you could do that

Wolves could definitely run wild on you but I have an hard time seeing a bad ending involving a Dragon or a Griffon, maybe they can carry you into their lair on top of a mountain so high you can't escape and force you to do their biddings like counting their hoard, cleaning up, taking care of her body, pleasing her in bed, etc... All that while treating you very poorly but even then it sounds kind of comfy

>> No.16190260

Remeber that six years and two months ago when it came out, it didn't have any of the stigmas attached to it which it does now.
Back then, there was a lot of excitement and attention drawn towards it, so lot's of people got involved in it.
As far as art goes, the show itself was vibrant, and the character designs were distinctive. While pretty much all template based, you could distinguish characters by four pretty simple, but pretty noticable traits. That translates well for when you want to represent those characters in different forms or styles.
Plus, the community which formed around it self-defined itself as being open and friendly, so a lot of beginner and novice artists would feel at ease there, able to easily get advice, get better as an artist, and so on.

>> No.16190269

>treating you very poorly
You'd be treasured eventually anon, dragons always treat treasure well.

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Oh you guys like My Little Centaur too? Isn't that a girl's show?

>> No.16190277

Depends on the snake
At best they will blush and engage in flirty talk with you
Af worst you will be turned to stone
You also have the snakes you will go yandere for you, the one who will rape you, the ones who won't know how to react, etc...

You've got to evaluate the snake and her butt, then calculate the risk/reward ratio of molesting her before going in

>> No.16190304

>Spank snake butt and run away
>She beelines towards me, destroying trees, houses, mountains

Strong lamias are scary.

>> No.16190327

Snekbutt analysis dictates that every subject expresses a brief moment of complete confusion when buttpatted, regardless of species. This small window of opportunity might just be enough to pat their butts and evade the consequences before they realize what's happening.

Of course, all of this is theory. Now to perform practical tests...

>> No.16190330

I wonder how it would be to live wiht a lich like that. I mean, it'd feel great with all the expiment but I wonder about the rest.

>> No.16190346

We're talking about bad endings, she'd treat you like her property or her slave
Your food would be random beasts she killed on her way home, if you beg she might cook it with her fire but there is no way you are getting tasty meals cooked with love
No cuddles, sweet words, or anything of the sort either

Just cold hearted mating and being her servant

I want to non-lewdly lick her scales

>> No.16190360

Are you sure that was a registered snake species and not some kind of mimic?

Terrible, no love, no fun, nothing to do but watch her brewing potions and inventing spells

>> No.16190379

>Just cold hearted mating and being her servant

Sounds alright. If it happened to me I would just finish the work pretty fast and be lazy for the rest of the day while she is out doing something. Maybe I would name each coin and treasure of her hoard and make a small coin village.

>> No.16190391

Ya probably slapped a Wurm, easy to get em mixed up.

>> No.16190392

Well, her scales were kinda hard and she did have horns. I'm sure it is just a desert snake or something.

>> No.16190418

Oh. Oh sh

>> No.16190444

Sounds alright to me too
Dragons are so great that even bad ending with them are good

>To this day, Anon is still being chased by the Wurm whose butt he slapped
>Many cities have been destroyed in the process
>The lamia lovers association now has a mandatory Wurm identification course so that this kind of accident never happens again

>> No.16190489

>Find a shrine with a cute snake in it
>Go behind her while she is distracted
>There is even a "slap here" looking scale on her butt
>Do it
>The calm looking snek is now berserking around just like the hard snake
>She can also fly

No luck in slapping butts.

>> No.16190498

Since you stole stuff from them, they will do that.

>> No.16190517

Sigh. So many snake butt slapping amateurs in here
What's next some idiot is going to slap a slimy looking snake's butt, slip and accidentally finger her? He'll be forced to take responsibility then


>> No.16190525

Well, that guy won't be as bad as the guy that tries to slap a fat, short tailed lamia's ass and gets his hand stuck in sticky slime.

>> No.16190541

There is being an idiot and then there is being completely retarded
At least if he somehow gets his hand out of that sticky mess he should easily outrun her
But with how retarded he is he'll just go to the beach and slap all the nautical looking short tailed snakes there

>> No.16190543

>Taking responsibility in lamia buttslapping sport
Get a load of this amateur. Go home and become a family man.

>> No.16190553

>Running away from two berserking snakes (?)
>Somehow end up in a japanese swamp
>There is an ara ara~ snake chilling over there
>Mind as well slap her ass
>Her ass is for some reason covered in mucus
>End up with a finger on her ass
>She tenses up, bit looks back with a kinky look

How do I do it right?

>> No.16190558

>Another Anon sees that snake taking off so he decided to go for the white ones that are sweeping the floor
>Slaps it
>She turns around, hearts in her eyes
>One of the hands in covered in blue fire
>Anon is never seen again

>> No.16190565

>blue fire
What did he mean by this?

>> No.16190572

She slapped back.

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>> No.16190608

Fat in all the right places.

>> No.16190614

It's too late, fill her womb with a plenty of snakes daughterus


>> No.16190619

Are for being put on a diet.

There is no right place to be fat at.

>> No.16190625

So KC is kill by jap cold?

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>> No.16190630

Mamono mana will save him.

>> No.16190631

Maybe some on her belly once shes filled with kittens?

>> No.16190642

>Anon's cousin hears about what happened to him
>Starts getting anxious and dreading the day he stumbles upon an unguarded snek ass in the wild
>Has to join a caravan in the desert one day
>Shit's hot, he's been drinking a metric fuckliter of water
>Stops to take a piss inside a cave
>Drops trou
>Whips it out
>Finishes up, just about to zip
>Suddenly there's a painfull sting in his rear
>Turns around
>Massive grapesnake giving him fuck-me eyes
They're evolving

>> No.16190669

The saying about Japanese people giving their all at everything they do is true
When they work, they work hard
When they get sick, they get sick hard

>Snake biting your ass
I didn't know I wanted this

>> No.16190681

I wanted to be silly and say fat cats are bad but I can't lie
I want a cat to smother me in her thick thighs and give me an assjob with her plump butt
Fat cats are too lewd for us

>> No.16190705

Who is the best Zipangu girl and why is it Nurarihyon?

>> No.16190710

The true response is all of them

>> No.16190717

From the released ones it's Kejourou. It will probably be Nurarihyon once it's released.

It wasn't translated yet, wasn't it?

>> No.16190725

Nurarihyon is canonically the best but they all deserve love

My personal favorite is Otohime followed closely by Unagi-Joro

>> No.16190728

I like you.
You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

>> No.16190737

You misspelled ryu, but you got the letters there

>> No.16190751

Is your sister a Nurarihyon?

Hey! No fighting over who is the best girl
Ryus deserve all the love too

>> No.16190752

Naruairau are too much sex. Just look at her face and that delicious body

>> No.16190763

I'm gonna lay a trap for a Wurm! I'll capture her and use her as an assistant while I teach classes about slapping snekbutts!

>> No.16190766

>Kej is fav
>But Nurarihyon's smug and design hits all the right spots
Doesn't help that I imagine the ideal personality would be similar to the MC in the Nurarihyon anime.

>> No.16190788

It isn't, japan has spiders.

>> No.16190801

>Six years ago
Was it really that long ago. Christ I feel old.

>> No.16190805

Won't that actually make it harder for me to escape?

>> No.16190809

10th of October, 2010 was when it first aired.

>> No.16190822

This might actually work, make sure to dick her 3 times a day and she will be as docile as can be
If you forget a dicking she might rape you in front of all your students

>Not liking spiders
Don't act tsundere, you'll just stimulate their sadistic side

>> No.16190835

I think he is saying that spiders are the best.

>> No.16190843

Post your top three girls:
>Dark Mage
>Ushi Oni
I have no shame when I say I'm a slut for big, strong women.

>> No.16190844
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I was. Spiders are the best.

>> No.16190846


I'm a man of simple tastes.

>> No.16190847

How can people have as favorite girls an species whose profile isn't translated yet?

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>> No.16190855

>Tfw in Kc land,the "undead" are just a new species of living organism born from a corpse
>Tfw my waifu is perfecty okay,just without magic now

>> No.16190862

Ice Queen

>> No.16190865

Would you think I was crazy if I said "love at first sight"?

>> No.16190869

No, not really, I love Dark Mages too but I'm way too cautious.

>> No.16190874

Welcome to our world. You girls will get used to it eventually, just like we have.

>> No.16190887

Also when the Islamic extremists start blowing themselves up in Lecaste maybe the demon lord will realize her mistake.

>> No.16190893

>I feel sorry for lots of things, I'm sorry for the delay in updating. I will update soon so please wait a bit more.
Sounds like a huge death flag
RIP in peace KC

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gotta love beef and lamb

>> No.16190901

That's some fine taste you got there anon.

>> No.16190904

Go back to /pol/

>> No.16190913


>> No.16190914

You think Isis is just gonna stop when magical girls from another dimension show up?
If anything that'll make them fight more.

>> No.16190933

>I wish there was more... I could have done
KC no

>> No.16190938

Is this from the manga or a doujin?

>> No.16190939

My 3rd changes depending on my mood. Right now I'm feeling shog

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>> No.16190947

words cannot describe the rage I feel now

>> No.16190950

Something something insult.

>> No.16190952

Crabman does side works too you know. I don't follow the guy and I stopped reading EMG a long time ago.

>> No.16190964

The most I fantasize about is getting caught taking lewd pictures of some mg who then insists I get an up close look.

>> No.16190983

get hit upside the heat by a minotaur raiding party and tied up in a barn and brutally femdommed by the whole herd

>> No.16190985

>the rage I feel
I don't get it. Why?

>> No.16190999

Hey, I fucked the girl on the right. Sick cunt

>> No.16191001

I want to sexually torture a Kikimora.

>> No.16191025

They probably want it too. Kiki's are the lewd and naughty maids who want to be punished.

>> No.16191031

Flow Kelp

Any monster girl could tell me she lives in the water and I'd marry her on the spot, and that's not an hyperbole

KC with the classic Japanese apology
I'd say we won't get a release tomorrow, it would be weird for him to say that and then immediately post after
We can still hope for sunday

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>> No.16191035

That;s why it'd be so nice, the ones that love all the dirty things I'd do are the best.

>> No.16191041

I like me some mofu.

>> No.16191043

In no particular order

>> No.16191047

Raiju. Fucking autocorrect.

>> No.16191055

I want to pierce a Kikimora's nipples and clit then link them all to a ring so when I pull it she becomes an ahegaoing mess

I wouldn't do it if it's permanent, piercings are too perverted for a healthy relationship

>> No.16191062

>tfw sucker for oriental designs

I'd say vanilla Succ too, but their behaviour is generally existent in most if not all MGs due to mamono obama.
Poor Succubi, getting their defining traits stolen by everyone else

>> No.16191071

Anon that's too lewd.

You wouldn't attach a leash to the ring and lead her around like that, would you?

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Speak to me of the dangers of Elves.

>> No.16191076

Yuki-onna, Nureonago, and Mermaid.

I think I just have a thing for the color blue.

>> No.16191081

I like to think theyre just even more lewd than the average mg. Their profile sort of calls this out but doesn't always explain it. Way I see it most species do whatever they did before just with a bunch more sex, succubi on the other hand are probably lewd nearly around the clock.

>> No.16191091

Please don't my kiki weird ideas

And yes I absolutely would

>> No.16191092

I want to make a Kikimora wear latex maid outfits instead of regular ones.

>> No.16191093

They aren't dangerous anon. Don't be silly. But always remember to respect them and their culture. If you don't, they won't talk to you.

>> No.16191099

Okay, but you wouldn't walk her in public like that, that would be way too lewd and sexually torturous.

Would you?

>> No.16191104

What is this culture and how do I respect it?
I don't have to eat lettuce do I?

>> No.16191120

Matrimony and parenthood

>> No.16191122

The MG police will come and take that poor Kiki away. Kiki are not for lewd.

>> No.16191123

If you say any more you are going to ruin my kiki's purity

And again, yes I would
I'd even stuff her ass with beads and her pussy with 2 vibrating dildos

>> No.16191129

>What is this culture and how do I respect it?
By raping your Elf senseless until she's an ahegoing mess everyday. And taking responsibility when she becomes pregnant with your child.

>> No.16191131

Now that you mention it, there's only a handful of things that were lewd as normal monsters. Stuff like Kumiho I guess.

So if Succubi are lewd, would Cupids/Apsara be a touch below them since they encourage love(and then lewd) to begin with. Never thought about it that way.

>> No.16191134

Their rich heritage of protecting and connecting with nature.

They prefer it when you eat salads, tofu and vegan foods when in their company.

>> No.16191139

>Their rich heritage of protecting and connecting with nature.
I bet 500 quatloos they only do this because of that scene in Nausicaä where she's surrounded by bug tentacles.

>> No.16191150

Thank you anon

>> No.16191162

What sort of latex maid outfits? lewd ones?

You ruined her purity yourself. I bet you'd make her clean with only her chain as clothing.

>> No.16191163

You're definetly banned from talking to Elves.

>> No.16191168

It was a pretty hot scene, I'm not judging.

>> No.16191180

>What sort of latex maid outfits? lewd ones?
Modest ones, actually. That way I can tease her for being aroused for only wearing the most modest and covering maid outfit she has, all tightness and shininess aside.

>> No.16191183

Wanna cuddle that elf

>> No.16191187

That elf wants to cuddle you with her muscles.

>> No.16191191

You can call your raiju "Rainy".
Because she's your lightning in the rain.

>> No.16191199
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It's just an experiment

>> No.16191202

After working yourself to the bone, you're excited to see your Kikimora waifu, thinking about all the cozy hugs and cuddle's she'll bombard you with when you get home. When you arrive, you notice that all of the lights in your house are off. Did she make an emergency trip to the grocery store?

You open the door, and she calls out to you from the bedroom.

"Over here, darling. I've been waiting."

Illuminated only by candle light, your Kikimora lies comfortably on the petal-littered bed, her wrists and ankles bound by leather cuffs. Blindfolded, and completely naked, but still smiling as happily and as elegantly as when you first met her.

It was only until a few weeks ago that she found out about your BDSM fetish whilst browsing through your folders. Last week, she let you lead her all around the house by a collar and leash, and yesterday, she asked you to tie her hands behind her back with a scarf while you took her from behind. And now, this. You adjust your collar.

"You smell like you're sweating a little, darling. Did you work hard today, or are you just happy to see me?"

Tonight is going to be a long night.

>> No.16191203

What kind of experiment?

>> No.16191204

On how long you can hold that pose while I go lickety-lick?

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>> No.16191210

I guess it worked because my pants exploded.

>> No.16191215

That Kiki is getting turned into Mastah's perfect little bondage pet.

>> No.16191226

And I'm Ok with that.

In fact, I'll even let her be the big spoon on occasion.

May even help her get bigger gains

>> No.16191252

Can I take part in that experiment?

>> No.16191266

>KC is on his death bed
>Releases a reaper girl

What would reaper girls be like?

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Pretty much Death from Sandman, I guess.

>> No.16191302

Man, the standing splits is the apex sexy pose.

Actually, I remember a pic of a kitsune/kumiho doing the same pose too, but I never could find the source or artist. Anyone know the image in question?

>> No.16191306

They approach men who are on the brink of climax through masturbation, then cast a spell on them that prevents them from cumming before riding them all night long, extracting only the finest spirit energy from humans through their precum before finally allowing them a chance at release

If they end up getting pregnant from it, they'll follow you around wherever you go, tormenting you just like that whenever you try to masturbate, until the day you confess your love.

Then they go full deredere oneesan softdom, and never ever let you leave their home.

>> No.16191333

>Zero mention of death

The wisp makes a better reaper girl than yours.

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>What would reaper girls be like?

>> No.16191365

I want to train an alp to be a big bust dom

>> No.16191367

Her methods to extract spirit energy are like siphoning your soul.
KC MGs wouldn't game over you that quick.

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Arabian Nights, like Arabian days, more often that not, are hotter than hot, in a lot of good ways~

>> No.16191387

You disgust me.

>> No.16191402

I want to be a rebellious prince who gets suckered into a magical adventure with a poor but cocky brown mousegirl!

>> No.16191410

Street rat! Riff-raff!

>> No.16191426

Somehow, this reminds me of an H-manga where a ghost loli kept blueballing a guy nightly until he snapped and hentai-raped her.
It was a fun little story.

>> No.16191434

You might call her that now but I'm going to marry her anyway because it's true love!

Now I want to see a picture of a brown desert Mousegirl.

>> No.16191435

>in a lot of good ways
I've wondered about this lyric before. Surely there wouldn't be any innuendo in a Disney film though.

>> No.16191453

I want to tie an elf up and then inject her with that new muscle growth serum given to me by Lich-san!

>> No.16191455

Subject Zero is already on the loose.>>16191074

>> No.16191458

>her new muscles allow her to easily break free
you fucked up

>> No.16191466

Did he, anon? Did he?

>> No.16191467

How did she tie herself to the bed?

>> No.16191472

I mean, yeah, he did. That was some perfectly good bondage gear, all ruined now.

>> No.16191478

Well, this'll be a different elf.

Lich-San said it was extra strength.

Oh no.... however could this have happened?

Maybe a second dose will fix it.

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>> No.16191483

I wonder how hard that would be. I'm guessing it wouldn't be to much trouble, when she's in her early flustered stage constantly get embrassed around her and stress how much her new body drives you wild. Let her take the lead and eventually she gets super into it.

>> No.16191488

I want to tickle those thighs

>> No.16191492

With ropes, you just tie the knot for your dominant hand ahead of time, and leave a loop open, then do your ankles and other hand before slipping your dominant hand through the aforementioned loop and pulling.

With cuffs, it's a little easier because the buttons are easy to do with one hand (if you're dexterous), kind of like a shirt sleeve. She did it all blindfolded just to show how dedicated she is to pleasing her master.

>> No.16191498 [DELETED] 

Friendly reminder that a monstergirl can totally have sex with an Alp and not have it be yuri because Alps are still men.

>> No.16191506

Where does that thicc Lich put her phylactery?

>> No.16191509

As if she'd tell YOU where it is.

>> No.16191510 [DELETED] 

Alp is last century; I prefer to fuck mai waifu as a giant monsterboy spider.

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>> No.16191519 [DELETED] 

It's not really a monsterboy if there's no actual boy in there, even if it's male. Like, there have to be enough human parts in there that if those parts were female, you could call it a monstergirl instead.

>> No.16191520
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Because of Titanfall 2, now I want a robo-wife.

>> No.16191522

Her phylactery is a butt plug.

You figure out the rest.

Also, Undead have no need for the bathroom.

>> No.16191525


Automaton is quickly climbing the ranks

>> No.16191530

that's a machine! a cold, hard machine built for war!

>> No.16191532

>Incubi can cum for minutes at a time
>Monsters aren't totally dependent, and can even leave their husbands for a time if they have something they care about
>Similarly, humans turned monsters don't just completely stop caring about their old lives
Man these stories are teaching all kinds of new things

>> No.16191536

This isn't the place for wasting images on videogame screencaps.

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I wish more was done to make that Lich look like a Lich.
>Also, Undead have no need for the bathroom.
I know that already.

>> No.16191551

I was gonna delete it queerbo, I've been here forever, I don't need you to tell me the """rules."""

>> No.16191554

I wish I was a Lich's chair.
What purpose did this image serve in the first place?

>> No.16191558

You're a bit of a cunt.

>> No.16191559
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These are your wives now.

>> No.16191560

>lich wearing a butt plug at all times
>probably has all sorts of hidden magical functions like vibrating, expanding, even fucking
>no matter how hard it teases her her expression remains the same
>deadpan and uninterested, even though the things the plug is doing to her would make even a Lilim blush
I dig it.

>> No.16191561

It's not like anyone can tell how long we've been here for. If you were going to already, then my bad.

>> No.16191563

My favorite character in TF2 is a female robot, automatons are female robots. Come on, simpleton.

>> No.16191569

And i'm divorcing.

>> No.16191571

I just remembered today is monoeye day

Also here is a lewd monstrous loli monoeye: https://twitter.com/morisugi/status/802135062359617536?lang=en

>> No.16191572

My bed's kind of narrow for three.
Why couldn't you post a picture of an Automaton?

>> No.16191573

>today is monoeye day
Says who?

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>> No.16191590

It's also St Andrews day.

>> No.16191592

I don't like undead and I'm sure some other Anon would take them.

>> No.16191599

Undead Gumi looks pretty cute

>> No.16191607

>TFW no yandere sniper automaton wife with jump-jets to track you down over vast distances, and tether traps to keep you in bed.

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>> No.16191612

1st of every month is monoeye day

An anon used to post about it every month, I wonder where he went

>> No.16191625

I'm falling in love with an evil girl.


>> No.16191629

Tell her not to bring work home.

>> No.16191630

Give in to the Dark Side.

They give better nookies.

>> No.16191631

Tie her up and keep her in a cage till she promises to be good.

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>> No.16191646

Trying to change her against her will is evil.

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>> No.16191653

Not if it's for the greater good.


>> No.16191660

So anon, you've married a pair of Succubus half-sisters.
How does your mother react?

>> No.16191663

You don't deserve to say you love if her if you don't love her for being who she is. If she's evil then you will love her while she's evil, and that's the way the cookie crumbles.
She's hopeful I will finally move out. We won't

>> No.16191666

How could you have sex with your mother around all the time?

>> No.16191667

Tries to shoo the demons away.

>> No.16191671

Close the door to my room, gee. Your daughters are fine, Lucy.

>> No.16191677

You're a bad son, anon.

>> No.16191682

How? Do I not give her life meaning? Am I not the joy in her heart?

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She'll be happy with it.

I'd rather marry two girls from some of my favorite species though

>> No.16191693

No reaction from a corpse

>> No.16191694

You're tainting the joy with all your lewd actions.

>> No.16191699

Grand kids won't appear out of thin air, ma.

>> No.16191742

Said Anon, on the monstergirl thread, oblivious to the hypocrisy that threatened to consume him.

>> No.16191756
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What's that supposed to mean? I always loved the tentacles.

>> No.16191774

Changing people against their will is kind of the driving force behind the MGE.

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Good grief! You're ears are full of propaganda and other muck. Let's get those cleaned out, shall we?

>> No.16191794

I didn't type that.

>> No.16191829

It was probably a monster girl.

>> No.16191836
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Got your attention?

>> No.16191846

Damn you succuvirus! I hope you don't delete all those lewd monster girl pictures on my computer.

>> No.16191852

>anon opens porn folder
>the size is still the same
>the content though...

>> No.16191863

I would rather have no porn than to have virus porn! Hopefully she gets sad and goes away.