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Fusion-ha

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.16199111

Maids are olev

>> No.16199113
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16199113

>>16199100
Fusion thread?

>> No.16199159
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16199159

You've wandered into a green realm and munched on some delicious fruit. Now in a lustful haze, you stumble upon this girl.

I hope you're prepared to be tenderly loved under the trees and brought back to her village.

>> No.16199174

>>16199159
>Vanilla elf
difficult

>> No.16199179

>>16199159
No amount of fruit is gonna let me get it up for that hair.

Go directly to the garbage.
Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.

>> No.16199188

>>16199174
Vanilla, slightly-brown elf. The best kind.

>> No.16199199
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>>16199188
More of a charcoal guy myself.

>> No.16199258

Post Dragons!

>> No.16199285

>>16199258
Wish I has some for you, but I only have slime here.

>> No.16199296
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16199296

Gonna cuddle this core. Snuggle up and rub noses and look into her eyes.

>> No.16199310
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>>16199258
The only good dragon is a Zipangese dragon.

>> No.16199317
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16199317

staying /fit/ with a Raiju!

i cant shake off the imagine off my head of a Raiju doing exercise in a giant hamster wheel to save on electric bills

>> No.16199341

>tfw no gym bunny Vampire with an ass that manages to be big, soft and muscular all at the same time

>> No.16199346
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>>16199258
>>16199310
The only good dragon is ALL dragons!

All types of dragons deserve love!

Depression is a bitch tho

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>>16199317
I could see Raiju being really into yoga. Just imagine walking in on her doing the downward dog.

>> No.16199396

>>16199346
I like black dragons and evil dragons.

Ripe for purification.

>> No.16199400
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>>16199396
Dragon knights are pure.

>> No.16199416
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16199416

I would like to fight a ninja that wants to "assassinate" me

>> No.16199417

>>16199400
Thats pretty cute.

I keep seeing that blonde dragon with the red tie everywhere. She have a name yet?

>> No.16199436

>>16199416
>I hope you've prepared yourself!
Aren't ninjas supposed to strike when we're not prepared?
Come to think of it, why are you announcing this, instead of raping me in my sleep?
You're not a real ninja, are you? Look, you even have wings. Kunoichi aren't supposed to have those.

>> No.16199472

>>16199417
Shes from the Dragonia book.

I need that book translated and i'd buy it in a heart beat.

>> No.16199477

>>16199436
>You're not a real ninja, are you?
Those are the kind of words that get you locked in the sex dungeon until you've learned your lesson.

>> No.16199483

I really love Kobolds, anons! I love Kobolds a lot!

>> No.16199605

>>16199159
None of that fruit happened to turn me into a shota did it?

>> No.16199636

>your waifu turned you into a dog

>what do?

>> No.16199685

>>16199636
Get out.

>> No.16199689

>>16199685
And go for walkies? That's a good idea.

>> No.16199702

>>16199636
But anon. Aren't all men dogs already?

>> No.16199750
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16199750

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16199751

>>16199605
>shota
Disgusting. Of course not. She want's a nice lustful man to lead to her bed not a boy.

>> No.16199764
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16199764

Christmas Cadavers

>> No.16199790

>>16199636
Scissor-play.

>> No.16199794

I want to cuddle a Ranamon. Is that weird?
I just got Cyber Sleuth so I'm on a bit of a Digimon Kick.

>> No.16199801

>>16199794
If you want to talk about furshit, take it to >>>/trash/

>> No.16199804

>>16199801
RANAmon anon. RANA. The fish idol, not the furbait.

>> No.16199807

>>16199804
Is that not the fox one?
Oh, wait, shit, it's a fish one. Well my bad. I shouldn't be surprised by the fact that Digimon has a shitty naming system, but here we are.

>> No.16199816

>>16199807
You would not believe how many times I've seen that fucking fox get mistagged as Ranamon.
I just wanted stuff about the cutest villain in frontier.
One form's a cute fish idol and the other's a sexy Kraken that all the characters call ugly because they have shit taste.

>> No.16199817

I feel like the only thing that hugs better than a Yeti is a Scylla. This requires a full and meticulous study.

>> No.16199829
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>>16199817
Round one. FIGHT.

>> No.16199838

>>16199817
Don't dismiss kraken-chan! Or jubjubs!

>> No.16199843
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>>16199817
>>16199838
Slimes.
You can't beat something that can achieve 100% surface area coverage.

>> No.16199846

>>16199838
You're absolutely right. They must all be tested. It seems there's no other choice but to cuddle with all of them.

Are you up to it Anon?

>> No.16199849

>>16199843
Lave girls. All the best parts of slimes and also blissfully warm.

>> No.16199854

>>16199846
I am. Except for that jacked lamia over there, someone else can try her. I like having a spine in the appropriate number of pieces.

>> No.16199859
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>>16199817
That's a hard one. If more arms=better hugs... it's close.

>> No.16199860

>>16199849
That's definitely true. Though I kinda doubt a lava golem would stop at hugging.

>> No.16199861

>>16199860
>Though I kinda doubt a lava golem would stop at hugging.
Very likely so. She might continue on to cuddling once she's sated though. Post coitus snuggles are also good.

>> No.16199863

>>16199860
It's all a part of the risk. Who knows, maybe after a few hours of being surrounded in wonderfully warm ooze and slowly milked you'll be able to write a full report. Unless of course the heat and afterglow send you straight to sleep.

Sometimes you have to suffer for progress.

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>>16199857
I'm not a fan of most of that guy's work, but that one was great.
There's also a standalone picture of her.
http://i.imgur.com/QlMR8z7.png

>> No.16199886

>>16199817
>Each anon approaches his dream species
>I need your help testing a hypothesis
>They inevitably get husbandod
>Nothing is accomplished and they all argue that their waifu is the best hugger.
The dream.

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>>16199849
Bubble slimes. Constant jet massage from the carbonation.

>> No.16199899
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>>16199886
I know who I'd go for.

>> No.16199956
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16199956

Is it just me, or does she have legs but not feet?

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16199958

I've been drinking again, and like every night that I drink, I need to color something.

Tonight I colored a Miia picture I've wanted to color for a long time but have been to lazy to.

I'm happy with how this turned out

>> No.16199961

>>16199886
This is exactly what would happen, it'd be such a mess

>Anon and his Yeti waifu hug-cuddling while gently arguing when they are not nuzzling or kissing each other
>Anon2 and his Scylla waifu hugging with her tentacles rubbing him all over and causing them both to be to hot and bothered to argue
>Anon3 basically drowning in his Slime waifu who's also milking him at the same time
>Anon4 getting hugged and sexually bullied by his Kraken waifu leaving him unable to speak while she argues why her hugs are the best
>Anon5 and his Jubjub waifu straight up having sex and moaning like they were filming a porno
>Anon6 and his Lava Golem waifu a hundred meters away from everyone else and shouting their arguments
>Etc...

>> No.16199974

>>16199956
Looks like she has a bit of thighs but nothing below that
Anyways she can just materialize legs/feet if that's your thing

>>16199958
I would a schoolgirl Miia (no disrespected intended)

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>> No.16200052

>>16200017
Wurms are cute! CUTE!

>> No.16200076
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16200076

23 days until Christmas!

It's cold out, how great is your waifu at cuddling you to keep you warm? Mine is big and has big claws great for holding and keeping safe whatever is in her grasp.

>> No.16200104

>>16200076
Mine has tentacles to wrap my entire body with, so I'd say she is pretty good at it.

By the way what's inside that box?
If it was my waifu she'd gift me something we can both enjoy like a sexy costume for her

>> No.16200113

>>16200076
Depends on how warm big feathery wings are.

>> No.16200163 [SPOILER] 
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>>16200104
>By the way what's inside that box?

>> No.16200166

>>16200076
WOCKS!

>> No.16200203

>>16200163
>>16200166
Dams wocks get everywhere!
If only there was a way to get rid of them

>> No.16200215

>>16200203
Good luck with that. Because there isn't.

>> No.16200240
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16200240

This is your vassal for the night.

>> No.16200245

>>16200240
I'm going to steal her head and irrumate her daily.

>> No.16200284

>>16200214
>>16200241
Didn't realize you losers migrated before the old thread died

>> No.16200319

Today I was out in the woods and saw the tracks of a fox, a mouse, an ermine and a shrew. All kinds of stuff goes on in the woods. I think we should all go there! Leave your phones at home, they'll just distract you.

>> No.16200324

>>16200017
How do you play Water Wurm? Does she cry about not being popular?

>> No.16200327

>>16199113
What a scary monster.

>> No.16200352

>>16200319
I wonder who could be behind this post. It must be the black harpies.

>> No.16200372

>>16200352
Can't be, nobody remembers they exist.

>> No.16200381
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16200381

This is a stern, no-nonsense Fox.

>> No.16200390

>>16200381
>Listen here you little shit. I'm 600 years old and I can make you think you're dressed up in a hot-dog mascot outfit handing out fliers to people and make you forget you've ever been anything else, so you stay away from my man, yeah?

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16200442

>short stack under each arm
If that's not living the dream then I don't know what is.

>> No.16200446

>>16200442
>I need an adult
>Kyaa, in front of all these people!

>> No.16200469

>>16200442
Being under the arm of two 7ft ara ara goddess to each side

>> No.16200486
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>>16200442
Damn they're short

>> No.16200491

>>16200486
The shorter they are, the more their love is concentrated
In other words: Short girls' love is purer than big girls'

>> No.16200509

>>16200491
>Short girls' love is purer than big girls'

Don't go warmongering now

>> No.16200531

>>16200390
>If you're six hundred why are you in-
>Because I never got around to it, but my husband developed a schoolgirl fetish!

>> No.16200534

>>16200486
I want to hatefuck Alicia so bad. She's a terrible mother but incredibly hot.

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16200546

These are your friendly guests for this afternoon. I hope you'll offer them a warm cup of tea!

>> No.16200549

>>16199880
That looks like a figurine.

>> No.16200550

>>16200546
I'm flirting with that red one and cumming on her tea and no one can stop me.

>> No.16200558

>>16200550
She's not going to appreciate what you did to her tea. But flirting is ok.

>> No.16200566

>>16200491
Lolis have the purest love because they have the least mass.

>> No.16200567

>>16200546
W-why are you in my house? I don't have anything of value!

>> No.16200574

I lost all my MG smut and short stories. I feel sad.

>> No.16200577

>>16200546
The red one is getting tea, the white one is getting my dick

>>16200558
>Implying a pure red dragon like her ever tasted semen
>Implying she won't say that this is the sweetest, tastiest and best tea she ever drank

>> No.16200584

>>16200574
Every time I see someone not back up the stuff they like it gives me a headache.

>> No.16200590

>>16200577
I would blush pretty hard if she told me that. The flirt would probably be a little more intense too.

>the white one is getting my dick
I get the red and you get the white! Time to lay some dragons.

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16200598

So what would happen if you took a 2017 MG to McDougal's?

>> No.16200601

>>16200598
>Wurm
I think we both know.

>> No.16200609

>>16200598
I'd bring an Otohime there
First she would complain about the wait, then she would complain about how bad the food looks and finally she will just enjoy her big mac in silence
She might even add them to her Ryugujo buffet

>> No.16200616

>>16200590
Remember to be responsible. Don't make too many new dragons.

>> No.16200627

>>16200598
I love drill hair.

>> No.16200633

>>16200598
post the but wiggle gif

>> No.16200640

>>16200598
She would be miffed about how hard it is to eat fries with just wings.

>> No.16200668

>>16200640
She can shamefully peck at them, but it's your responsibility to feed them to her
Be careful that your finger doesn't touch her lips though, that would be lewd

>> No.16200671

>>16200598
>Wight
"You just pick it up with your hands and bite into it?"

>> No.16200676
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>"Now listen up, 'cause this is serious... You're a good kid, and I want to give you a reward. Something special... Here, taste this wine. It's made with my own blood. Taste it, and we'll be bound together forever..."

YES PLEASE.

>> No.16200677

>>16200668
I guess she could hold the carton between her wingtips and pull them out that way, but your way is also good.

>> No.16200682

>>16200676
I want to be bound to my mistress forever even when she is sealed away for being ancient evil!

>> No.16200683

>>16200676
Nah. I'll pass.

>> No.16200692

>>16200682
But of course you would need plans on how to undo her seal and free her again.

>> No.16200697

>>16200692
Of course. I would just need to lay low until the heroes are gone or busy.

>> No.16200698

>>16200676
Do I really need to lick it off her feet?
Wouldn't it be much more efficient for me to drink it directly from the glass?

>> No.16200702

>>16200676
No thanks. I'm not a vampire.

>> No.16200711

>>16200698
Be grateful

It tastes better this way

>> No.16200712
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>>16200076
Christmas Yetis offer the best fireplace hugs, they have to be good little monsters for Santa

>> No.16200714

>>16200698
Absolute subservience, anon.

>> No.16200717

>>16200712
That's a very cute yeti.

>> No.16200723

>>16200534
Anon, I would do lewd things to the entire cast of doraf girls.

Lots of milking and pregnancies would be involved.

>> No.16200735

>>16200723
Pregnant shortstacks are way too much for me, I'd spend all day taking care of them

>> No.16200741

>>16200712
>#IGiveHugsWhen is trending on Twitter
We all know who is behind this.

>> No.16200747

>>16200741
The Yetis are scary.

>> No.16200749

>>16200735
Exactly.
I'd love to pamper all of them, even the slightly tsun ones.

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>>16200486
Alicias clothes really do her chest a great service. Accessable for use, eye catching, attention keeping, contents under pressure. What a paizuri monster

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16200767

Is there a particular hairstyle that you like the most?

Mine's pic related.

>> No.16200769

>>16200761
That she is.
Would gladly grope her chest all day

>> No.16200772

>>16200767
>Mine's pic related.
So long and wild?

Mine is hime cut

>> No.16200783

>>16200767
I really like ponytails and just an average long hair.

>> No.16200791

>>16200692
A suicide mission to infiltrate the temple complex and use that ancient magic that uses ones life to undo any seal.

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>>16200767

Same here.

>> No.16200802

>>16200767
I like neck length haircuts that cover one eye.

>> No.16200807

>>16200791
What if you can't be resurrected after using that seal? Or is that the plan?

>> No.16200817
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>>16200767
Plus really long hair Kejourou style.

>> No.16200821

>>16200807
It was the plan Don't worry i've left a letter to my mistress

>> No.16200833

>>16200682
Reminds me of that one NISA game where if you go the evil route you can end up sealed in a weapon, and childhood friend who is sealed with you forgives you of all your evil and decides to stay with you so that, if you're ever unsealed, she'll have made you into a good person.

>> No.16200844

>>16200682
>Evil is sealed
>Anon spends centuries trying to unseal her
>When it finally happens, death covers the land along with their marriage

>> No.16200879

>>16200844
I want this. Eternally loyal!

The world doesn't need to be destroyed though

>> No.16200893

>>16200879
>The world doesn't need to be destroyed though
It can be conquered or enslaved too.

>> No.16200896

>>16200879
>Not destroying the world that tried to take your wife from you

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>>16199636
>Getting polymorphed into an animal by your wife
>Trying to pitch bestiality

>> No.16200929

>>16200896
Romantic, but too destruction much for me. Better to conquer it

Not sure if I could stop my waifu mistress from destroying it if she wanted to

>> No.16200948

>>16199636
Fight KDF's daughteru.

>> No.16200955

>>16200948
Anon, no! My daughteru is a lover, not a fighter!

>> No.16200957
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16200957

>>16200767
Sexhair best hair

>> No.16200960
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16200960

>>16200817
At least post the full version
Kej with 22/23 would be great for me, neat but not too prim and proper

>> No.16200963

>>16200957
Who is best with sex hair and why is it a werecat?

>> No.16200967

>>16200922
This is why you don't talk about Wonderland.

>> No.16200970

>>16200957
Ayatsuji is best

>> No.16200973

>>16200955
Too late, KDF.

>> No.16200980

>>16200960
5, 13, 17, 24, 26, 27, 29, 37, 42, 44, 47, and 48.

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>>16200767

>> No.16200992

Will 2017 give me A shortstack holstaurus that's even more stacked than the granblue titty monsters?

>> No.16200995

>>16200992
The real question is, would she be the perfect height for a standing paizuri?

>> No.16200996

>>16200988
>TFW no Manticore with a mane like Ragyou's hair

>> No.16201002

>>16200996
Would she have a white tailpussy with rainbow innards too?

>> No.16201053

>>16201002
If she didn't, and I couldn't "taste the rainbow", I'd be disappointed.

>> No.16201071
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Mofu is for pure gentle love making for the sake of procreation only.

>> No.16201076

>>16201071
It's all fun and games until they do the slut sign.

>> No.16201084

>>16201071
Chubby mofu is best mofu.
Then their bodies are a soft as their tails!

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16201098

Another wife commission finished.
I can't wait for the follow up comic.

>> No.16201099

>>16201084
I can't argue with this. Chubby mofu hugs by shortstacks are god-tier.

>> No.16201101

>>16201098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ

>> No.16201107

>>16201098
>comic
Well that's something new, more monster girl comics would be nice.

>> No.16201108

>>16201101
If only his waifu wasn't garbage...

>> No.16201113

>>16201099
Can you imagine having a couple, shortstack, chubby mofus hugging you at the end of a long day?

>> No.16201115

>>16201101
Don't worry, my pockets aren't endless. Yet.
>>16201107
It'll be interesting. Might be something I start looking into more regularly next year.
>>16201108
lol

>> No.16201120

>>16201002
>>16201053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdAoYar8Y0c

>Be offered to be 'Purified' by a Manticore
>It's a massive, lavish Persian style bath
>Hear that "ufufu"
>She strides into view, waist-deep in the steaming bath water
>Her silver mane is nearly blinding you with the rainbow sheen it has
"Come on now, bathe with me."
>Laying in the water, letting her supple paw pads massage you as she starts murmuring about your 'tension' from your day's activities
"You shouldn't push yourself, not even -I- can save you if you're too far gone~"
>She pauses, her red eyes narrowing as she smiles
"Found a bit of 'driftwood', I see."
>Her tail rises into view, the rainbow intensifying as the tailpussy opens to show its gradient insides
>You can't even really see her as she presses her breasts onto your arms, her fangs giving your ear a little nip
"Don't make it weird, Darling. Just sit back, relax, and taste the rainbow~"
>TFW getting milked and edged for hours on edge by Ragyou-core

>> No.16201127

>>16201108
Right? His crusade is admirable, but sometimes the methods and the "prize" just isn't good.

>> No.16201128

>>16201098
>waifu comic
Fucking nice m8
It's one page yonkoma or something?

>> No.16201135

>>16201108
>being this edgy

>> No.16201136

>>16201135
>using words without even knowing what they mean

>> No.16201137

>>16201135
I want to have an edgelord waifu and do cute things to her that makes her edginess seem out of place.

>> No.16201142

>>16201128
No dialogue, mostly just a couple panel sequence of her taking off the bikini.
Give me 4koma ideas and maybe I'll look into that, it sounds fun but I have trouble thinking of any.

>> No.16201143

Which monster girls cries after sex?

>> No.16201146

>>16201143
All of them if they're having sex with me.

>> No.16201149

>>16201071
Mofus are for pleasure with no impregnation. Gentle playbreeding with lolifoxes.

>> No.16201151

>>16201149
Please, mofu is to be impregnated.

This includes the loli foxes

>> No.16201152
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16201152

I want to celebrate our Christmas anniversary with my Kobold waifu!

I absolutely love how this turned out.

>> No.16201153

>>16201146
>Monster girl tries to have sex with you
>Ends up laughing so much at your tiny dick that she cries

>> No.16201160

>>16201152
It's funny that she looks so casual in it, as if she wears that all the time. Oh wait...

It does look great by the way.

>> No.16201164

>>16201152
Don't you have a Cu Sith to bury your bone in, KDF?

>> No.16201166

>>16201152
Nice.

>> No.16201168

>>16201152
Great choice in outfits, never heard of that artist till now.

>> No.16201169

>>16201108
That's pretty rude

>> No.16201175

>>16201169
The truth often is.

>> No.16201185

>>16201152
Why would you have two random pictures of other girls in the back?

>> No.16201187

>>16201160
Very funny anon, but thanks!

>>16201164
Anon please.

>>16201166
I love it too.

>>16201168
It's a pretty nice outfit. And yes, I think the artist is rather new, or at least their accounts are. Everything I follow them on has only been around since October.

>> No.16201190

>>16201185
That was the artist's design choice, not mine. It's not my preference to have them there, but I don't really mind too much.

>> No.16201193

>>16201187
Also, your waifu is cuter than I thought.

>> No.16201197

>>16201152
Noice
Artist link?

>> No.16201203

>>16201193
Hey thanks anon. Of course she's cute!

>>16201197
http://tesomu.deviantart.com/

>> No.16201218

>>16201152
>>16201203
How much did you pay?

>> No.16201226

>>16201218
85 usd, for this version and a version with her breasts out.

>> No.16201234

>>16201226
Show me her tits.

>> No.16201245

>>16201226
LE TITS NOW

>> No.16201247

>>16201151
No impregnating the lolis. Only lots of sex.

>> No.16201250

>>16201234
>>16201245
How crass! Do you kiss your waifus with those mouths?

http://imgur.com/a/ow8Eu

>> No.16201265

>>16201250
You know what KDF? You're a cool guy.

>> No.16201266

>Go to a neighboring Undead Kingdom with your Wight waifu
>Unlike the others, she stands at least 6'6 - 7' and has a complex over her "unwomanly" physique
>Doesn't change the fact she looks absolutely ravishing in her dinner dress, the fabric clinging to her curvaceous derriere and ample bosom
>She still gets flustered when she catches you getting a peak
>Dinner goes somewhat smoothly, with alot of the other Wights asking her about the frozen tundra of her homeland
>She tries to handle them as well as she can, that is, until the after-dinner celebrations, where the other Wights decide to show her the 'Dance of Our People'
"And now, for our long-lost sister!"
>There's an entire line of them on a raised stage in the ballroom with their husbands sitting nearby
>The local Phantom turns on the record player, brass instruments making a loud racket
>Wives on the stage begin to squeal girlishly, lifting up the front of their long dresses, showing off their garters and underwear for all viewers
>Then they start to kick, and Lord do those legs go to Heaven
>Wife's looking at you staring at the other Wights' dance, getting flustered as she blushes a soft violet
>Stands up from the seat, lifting her dress for you to see
>It wasn't that she couldn't dance, it's that her panties have a small heart shape cut just around her womanly folds
>Right as her dress drops down over your head and shoulders, much to the cheers of the other Wights
>Your face inches from her loins
>That night she smashes you into a small crater in the bed for trying to 'sully your eyes' by watching the Can-Can

>> No.16201273

>>16201265
Thanks anon! I'm glad you think so.

>> No.16201343
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16201343

Accept the love of Winter Pussy Kingdom!

>> No.16201347

>>16201343
I'm not fighting. I'll gladly jump into a White Horn's embrace.

>> No.16201368

>>16199880
>>16200549
That legitimately did look like a figurine.

>> No.16201387

>>16201247
Loli foxes are for making more loli foxes!

>> No.16201398

>>16201343
I would, but I already have a wife.

>> No.16201417

>>16200076
Automatons can emanate warmth from their body right?

>> No.16201419

>>16201417
Yeah, they got heaters inside.

>> No.16201421

>>16200381
Class Rep. Fox must have a big butt to balance out all those tails.

>> No.16201429

>>16200767
There are just too many.
Though an Automaton with short fanned out hair would be the best of all.

>> No.16201434

>>16201098
Gazer with abs? Lovely.

>> No.16201437

>>16201152
I like the emphasis on the fact she has a big butt.

>> No.16201442

>>16201437
I love my waifu's butt!

>> No.16201444

>>16201429
You just want Haman Karn in automaton form don't you?

>> No.16201451

>>16201266
>Unlike the others, she stands at least 6'6 - 7' and has a complex over her "unwomanly" physique
Tall Undead are the best Undead.

>> No.16201453

>>16201421
Of course, why do you think she wears that skirt?

No mere pants can contain her rear.

>> No.16201483

>>16201451
Even better when they have muscles.

Why are muscled, royal women who still act refined the best?

>> No.16201516

So do any of you guys have personal harems? Or bigamy or any sort of multi-wive marriages in your setting? If so lets hear them.

>> No.16201521

>>16201516
It's hardly a personal harem, but I have sex with my waifu and our daughteru! I guess that counts as bigamy, but I'm not actually officially married to my daughteru.

>> No.16201526

>>16201387
If you already have one, you don't need more.

>> No.16201530

>>16201526
Gotta make some more loli foxes for other Anons.

>> No.16201533

>>16201516
To me monogamy is king but I'd still do bigamy witj a Scylla and a Jouro-Gumo

As for a harem I can only see myself in natural harems especially Khepris and Devil Bugs

>>16201521
You better marry her when she hits 16 or whatever significant age
Don't every daughter ask their father in marriage at least once when they are young? I bet yours has been wanting to for years

>> No.16201535
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16201535

>>16201516
The only harem I'd accept is a harem of a mixture of P'Orcs, Gnolls, Bugbears, and Goblins. That way I cover all my bases and get to become Immortan Joe in the process. That and I'd fucking smash a P'Orc so fucking hard she'd get knocked up with three piglets EVERY PREGNANCY.

>> No.16201537

>>16200767
Long hair in general, but preferably like how the Kej have it.

>> No.16201543

>>16201526
>>16201530
Yes, the ideal number of lolifoxes is n+1 where n is your current number of lolifoxes. Whether you go out and find one to strive for the ideal or you just make more yourself is your business, but n+1 is the ideal.

>> No.16201547

>>16201516
For me the harems are less about species and more about the personalities and body types. \

I wouldn't go above four girls though.

>> No.16201548

>>16201152
Your waifu is extremely cute and has a perfect body. I can't let her and her daughter languish with a deviant like you. I will have to NTR her away from you and set her free.

>> No.16201551

>>16201516
More or less. I like to imagine my waifu trying to keep her love rivals away. She knows that they can rape me at any time, so she is ver protective.

>> No.16201555

>>16201535
>Spoiler
You're just begging for your daughters to be bullied by a big /fit/ Werewolf

>>16201543
So you're saying that you can never have enough loli foxes bu the more foxes you have the closer you are to having the ideal number (at least percentage-wise)?

>>16201548
Do not even joke about this.

>> No.16201557

>>16201516
I'd never even consider looking at another woman, anon. Also my waifu is yandere and extremely strong and would likely melt me in acid if I tried to cheat on her.

>> No.16201564

>>16201533
>Don't every daughter ask their father in marriage at least once when they are young? I bet yours has been wanting to for years
She has asked several times, yes. She also asks my waifu if she can marry her too because it's only fitting considering our relationship. See, instead of wedding rings my waifu wears a collar and I wear a wrist cuff, and our daughteru has a collar that matches her mother's. I guess all that's separating my amd my waifu's marriage and our 'marriage' to our daughteru is the ceremony. Maybe someday we'll have an official ceremony where we both marry our daughteru too, but there are no actual plans.

>>16201548
Your bait is bad and you should feel bad.

>> No.16201566

Damn paper still isn't dry, might have to forgo drawing entirely until spring-ish, and Silver Los and Molten Tigrex are fucking cheap as shit.
So how about some MGK?

You are Tommy, not Jimmy, this time, and you fucking love pussycats.
Do you stare at the ass of the thong wearing Werecat who works at the Dragon's Bakery?
Do you share your lunch with the Cheshire octopuplets?
Do you rub the Snow Leopard Jinko's big, fluffy paws?
Do you throw catnip into a group of Catgirls?
Or do you just stay home and fap to Werecats and bitch about the lack of good Werecat porn on the internet?

>> No.16201570

>>16201566
Cheshire octopuplets
Cheshire octoplets!

>> No.16201571

>>16201566
No. I am myself and I'm going to take the crybaby wyvern on a date. There is also nothing you can do to stop me.

>> No.16201572

>>16201566
Tommy seems far too old for Kindergarten.
I'd share lunch with the octuplets though.

>> No.16201581

>>16201566
Nice to see you, I wanted to ask you if you could post those 2 Mindflayers doodle you did a while back
I'd very much appreciate it

>Do you rub the Snow Leopard Jinko's big, fluffy paws?
This, I'll try to make her purr and if I can't then I'll be rough to get her worked up so we can play chase

>> No.16201584

>>16201570
Shit. Autocorrect you suck.

>> No.16201587

>>16201581
Why? Exactly?

>> No.16201589

>>16201566
>Do you rub the Snow Leopard Jinko's big, fluffy paws?

This. Defiantly.

>> No.16201592

>>16201572
He's a 3rd grader.

>> No.16201601

>>16201587
Why do I want the doodles?
Because I'm rebuilding my waifu folder and those are among the few pictures I'm missing
Also I love the way you draw her

>> No.16201602
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16201602

Nightmares are waifus.

Undead Centaurs are turbo rapists though.

>> No.16201610
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16201610

>>16201601
Well, if you say so.

>> No.16201611

>>16201602
I want to grope and bully a shy girl because of her huge titties!

>> No.16201612

>>16199764
What is she so happy about?
Is it a positive pregnancy test?

>> No.16201620

>>16201516
Harems?
I haven't even kissed a girl

>> No.16201628

>>16201601
>>16201610
Shit, I don't have the others

>> No.16201632

>>16201612
She learned how to use the internet finally.

>> No.16201634

>>16201566
What would happen if you approached a group of Cheshire octuplets and told them that you're going to get them all pregnant?

>> No.16201637

>>16201634
In 3rd grade? Probably still rape.

>> No.16201639

>>16201634
A bunch of asses would be shoved in your face.

>> No.16201640

>>16201634
They'd fight for who goes first.

>> No.16201642

>>16201610
>>16201628
It's alright, thank you very much for this one already
I'll try to dig the other from the archives

Can't wait to see your next doodle

>> No.16201647

>>16201634
Heart pupils and purring.

>> No.16201658

>>16201642
Assuming I can doodle anytime soon.
At this rate I expect an actual monster to materialize and stop me.

>> No.16201661

>>16201647
So much purring.

>> No.16201663
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16201663

I want to be summoned into MGE!

I want to work for a Arch Dire Imp as her Familiar!

I want to mix and sell the potions for her upfront business!

>> No.16201682

>>16201663
But Humans familiar are supposed to be good a magic, and not have to learn from the very beginning.

>> No.16201696

>>16201682
Or be useless like in ZnS.

>> No.16201705

>>16200960
26
forever and always

>> No.16201715

so new profile today maybe?

>> No.16201717

>>16201715
KC is kill

>> No.16201721

>>16201715
didn't KC say he was going to include every girl from every profile into his game?
then shouldn't he eventually stop and focus on his game?

>> No.16201722

>>16201715
Whenever the Japanese cold releases itself from KC.

>> No.16201724

Do you think the sabbath has books on how a big brother should treat his loli?

>> No.16201729

>>16201661
Yep.
And they'd all cuddle you before group sex ensues.

>> No.16201732

>>16201724
The Sabbath has a lot of things around to generate dosh.

>> No.16201738
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16201738

i want to tenderly nurse my dragon wife egg!

>> No.16201743

>>16201738
As do I!

>> No.16201755

>>16201738
>Dragon waifu goes from cheerful tomboy to full caring mother when daughteru's egg comes

It would give me a heart boner like no other. Makes me want to reach through and give both of them a huge and warm hug.

>> No.16201760

>>16201738
Wurm eggs!

>> No.16201764

>Tell a Gnoll there's no way that a shitty hyena could rock your world
>That only true patricians of taste will go for the superior dog, the Werewolf
>Wake up not knowing where you are, not knowing WHO you are, if only momentarily
>Your entire body is battered and bruised, shallow lacerations criss-crossing your back
>Painful welts on your shoulder and teeth marks on your neck
>Your hip almost feels like it's been dislocated like you're an old GI Joe doll
>Cock is raw to the touch, almost like a giant rosy-red protrusion from your pelvis than a real penis
>She's just sitting there, drinking something from a glass
>Sees you're awake, pulling you close and kissing you, clamping onto your lips with her own teeth in a pseudo-bite
>It burns and tastes a bit like corn, and when she pulls back she gives you a small cackling laugh
"You'd better get used to this, boy. I play for keeps."

>> No.16201765

Do Wurms hatch from eggs?

>> No.16201767

>>16201765
Yes.

>> No.16201769

>>16201767
Oh god, the thought of a Wurm telling her egg about the world sounds too cute.

>> No.16201778
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16201778

>>16201421
NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS!

>> No.16201780

>>16201760
Harder than Adamantium. It's only possible to break them from the inside.

>> No.16201781

>>16201769
Wurms are so destructive, but look at them when they are taking care of their egg. So innocent.

>> No.16201786

>>16201769
>Wurm tells her egg about amusement parks and pizza
>the egg hops out of her arms and rolls away
>days later Wurm receives a postcard containing a picture of her egg on a roller coaster

>> No.16201791

>>16201786
I could believe this

>> No.16201794

>>16201786
She's too short to ride he roller coaster.

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16201796

>>16201642
>>16201658
This took less than an hour to find, I'm surprised

>At this rate I expect an actual monster to materialize and stop me.
I feel you, the weather isn't too kind these days and you probably have other stuff to worry about too
Best of luck my man

As a side note, while searching this I had a throwback to plenty of your old doodles and I'm very surprised at how much you improved I thought you just got better at doing details but you got better at plenty of things (expressions, proportions, symmetry, linework, etc...)

>> No.16201797
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16201797

It's cold and rainy out, so you better force a mouse under a blanket, cuddle it and molest its ears.

>> No.16201801
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16201801

>>16201797
I want to fill a Mouse with my seed!

>> No.16201810
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16201810

>You will never henshin with your Living Armor GARO style.

>> No.16201814

>>16201797
It's pretty rainy here indeed. A mouse died underneath the store I work. The smell was pretty bad.

Also, I'm eating a banana.

>> No.16201825

>>16201801
I want to feed the maus cheese until she's chubby!

>> No.16201828

>>16201814
>A Zombie Mouse Girl comes into the store the next day to complain about how she got stuck under the store and no one helped her.

>> No.16201830

I'm beginning to wonder if the things I want to write about are too /tg/ for here.

>> No.16201837

>>16201828
Dude, the little cunt stole three boxes of candies. We would do some serious questining with that maus.

>> No.16201838

>Anon and his Wurm wife decide to have a clutch of eggs
>12 eggs in total
>12 little wrecking balls running around the house with energy like they're pumped full of adrenaline.

How does Anon reinforce the house and the things in it?

>> No.16201841

>>16201837
Always gotta keep an eye on Mice Girls in your store I guess, they've got sticky little fingers.

>> No.16201847

>>16201724
That sounds like very lewd reading.

>> No.16201851

>>16201837
>Who cares if you lost your life, you stole candy!
Dude, that's harsh.

>> No.16201852

>>16201724
I wish I could read all the lewd sex guides monsters would write. That one pazuri technique touhou book is the closest we're likely to get

>> No.16201853
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16201853

I want to celebrate Christmas with a Yeti!

>> No.16201858

>>16201851
Three boxes my man. I could buy three mice slaves with that.

>> No.16201859

>>16201852
>paizuri technique touhou book
Hypothetically, where could someone find this?

>> No.16201863

>>16201837
>>16201851
She should work in the store to pay off what she stole.

>> No.16201866

>>16201786
>Wurm gets upset because her egg didn't invite her

>> No.16201868

>>16201863
I'm pretty sure I know how this doujin ends.

>> No.16201869

>>16201863
Yes, a little zombie mouse assistant would be nice. Sometimes it gets boring without any customers.

>> No.16201874
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16201874

Cat abs!

>> No.16201877

>>16201853
She would be excited about all the ham and food to eat at Christmas

>> No.16201878

>>16201796
Washington's bird is a water Ryu with feathers taped to her arms for a reason.

>acknowledging that I have improved
It's a good feeling, espesially looking back at the Ryu eggs and hersheys Slimes.

>> No.16201880

>>16201859
https://nhentai.net/g/165818/
part 2 by the same artist under his name

>> No.16201882

>>16201838
He hires Anubi to fortify the house.

>> No.16201892

>>16201874
Overrated.

>> No.16201893

>>16201874
>Fight for a nation with a small army.
>Have plenty of gold, but not enough soldiers.
>Hire the infamous 'Gold Tiger' Jinko Mercenaries.
>Big scary Jinkos with scars, hefting heavy weaponry, coming from far away lands.
>They begin to settle in the camp, their Leader is a Jinko with an eyepatch who's able to keep them relatively well-behaved.
>Whenever she's not around though, the Jinkos make aggressive passes at the male soldiers.

>> No.16201895

>>16201880
>number 31 in part 2
i never knew i wanted this

>> No.16201898
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16201898

Odd Couple Update, turned into a bit of a war movie here but the story's almost done.

http://pastebin.com/2NXCwArs

Took a week longer than I predicted, and for that I apologize. Next update will be sometime before the new year, that's all I can promise. A bit more lighthearted and easygoing than this chapter, I can assure you that much.

>> No.16201899

>>16201893
I want to challenge the biggest one to a drinking contest! If I show off how much of a man I am then maybe she will stop slapping my ass!

>> No.16201901

>>16201882
>Come home one day.
>A bunch of laborers, straight out of Ancient Egypt, are building fortifications around your home.
>"Honey, who are these men?"
>"They're slackers is what they are! Move faster you lowly worms!"
>She cracks her whip from her high vantage point, where she can survey the construction.

Such is life.

>> No.16201902

>>16201898
Wyverns a best.

>> No.16201913
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16201913

>>16201899
>"Very well little man, but know that if you should lose, I will be breaking you this night in my tent."

>> No.16201920

>>16201913
Oh boy, that ass is just asking for my face.

>> No.16201930
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16201930

>>16201920
I wanna eat out that pussy's pussy!

>> No.16201931

>>16201901
Is the Wurm whipping them or an Anubis?

>> No.16201942

>>16201931
Both.

>> No.16201944
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16201944

Brown
Fat
Cats

>> No.16201951

>>16201931
Anubis is whipping them with a wurm.

>> No.16201954

>>16201944
Thats not a fat cat but I wouldn't say no to a large werecat or sphinx.

>> No.16201955

>>16201931
I misread that, I always assume Wurms as the ones to destroy houses, rather than take shelter in one.

>> No.16201958

I kind of want to keep making people hate me so that Krampus can nigger whip me into oblivion

>> No.16201960
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16201960

>>16201944
Horny pussy!

>> No.16201968

>>16201931
The Wurm is standing aside, looking concerned about the Anubis' methods, but can't deny that she'll feel more safe.

Anon is hoping these laborers won't cost too much, but then their Anubis friend tells them they work for peanuts.

Then all is well.

>> No.16201977

>>16201968
>Anubis leans over to Anon and Wurm
>"They think they have a good union, but they don't."

>> No.16201997

>>16201977
>"Whenever they start getting rowdy, I take a seat on the troublemaker's face for a good hour or so, he will be my throne for that time. That shows them who's in charge!"

>> No.16202028

>>16201852
A Sabbath-made guidebook specifically would be quite a read.
>in-depth guides on sex positions that are optimal for lolifucking, for different monster body types
>weak spots of different monsters
>light bondage
>how to make use of different holes
>various random topics like how to keep a good pace without bumping against cervixes too hard

>> No.16202036

>>16201663
>Anon gets summoned to the MGE world
>But he ends up in an Order controlled city where sex with monster girls is absolutely haram

>> No.16202042

>>16202036
>Join the Order
>Betray them from the inside
>Profit

>> No.16202048

>>16202036
He could always sneak out of there and into monster territory.

>> No.16202051

>>16202036
>Anon gets summoned into the MGE world
>Slips and hits his head on a rock
>goes to his world's heaven/hell

>> No.16202053

>>16202028
>light bondage
Meanwhile the Onee-Sabbath guidebook is detailing the reverse shrimp harness and orgasm torture.

>> No.16202055

>>16202048
That would be the first thing he'd do when he realizes where he is.

>> No.16202060

>>16202051
Would he get resurrected with a cheat item because he got summoned to the monstergirl world only to die stupidly?

>> No.16202065

>>16202055
It'd be a long trek though.
>>16202060
Probably not.

>> No.16202071

>>16202060
No, he would be reborn with the power of an isekai MC.

>> No.16202073
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16202073

Doing lewd to/with your smug, flat Kikimora.

>> No.16202077

>>16202073
Only if she has a big butt.

>> No.16202081

>>16202073
>Bending her over the counter as she tries to make you breakfast

>> No.16202087

>>16202073
But that's what she wants.

>> No.16202090

>>16202073
Dropping her under the table and having her give me a blowjob.

>> No.16202091

The Cheshire is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a scoundrel, bitch, cunt, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But call her a faggot and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: โ€œIโ€™ve been found out.โ€

>> No.16202095

>>16201960
What a fuzzy kitty!

iwhy is she face down on that down panel....

>> No.16202097

>>16202073
cumflating her then telling she cant spill a single drop or will get punished

>> No.16202102

>>16202036
So a Human Magi summoning a human familiar?

That doesn't sound particularly reasonable.

>> No.16202107

>>16202073
I want to find special potions to increase the size of my flat kikis rear!

>> No.16202114

>>16202091
I want to call a Cheshire names while spanking her!
I want a smug masochistic Cheshire!

>> No.16202115

>>16201852
Oh look its one of the monster realm english books!
https://exhentai.org/g/977880/aeac120a32/

>> No.16202120

>>16202102
It's like summoning a W40k Ork as a janitor.

>> No.16202128

>>16202114
I find your tastes agreeable.

>> No.16202129

>>16202073
forcing the flat kiki to lay on the couch and watch movies with you on a rainy day, instead of doing chores!

>> No.16202133
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16202133

How do you feel about chimera/hybrids ?

>> No.16202141

>>16202053
Well lolis are probably more timid than older women, just being blindfolded and tied up with silk ribbons a bit while other things are happening will already be plenty exciting.

>> No.16202143
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>>16202133
Totally fine depending how well their design is executed.
Did you draw that by the way?

>> No.16202145

>>16202128
The best part would be post sex cuddling where she purrs as I stroke her hair.
Seeing her blissful smile would make it all worth it.

>> No.16202153

>>16202145
Hm, it seems we truly are kin.

>> No.16202161

>>16202133
Okay

>> No.16202167
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16202167

The cat and the gat

>> No.16202173

>>16202133
Don't really care about them because usually nobody from MGT has any ideas on how to make one great. Especially since if you imply multiple heads and removing the Digimon pauldrons it's considered haram.

Which is fine, because if you were to take it to /d/ knowing them they'd make a Chimera made entirely out of penises. Somehow.

>> No.16202188

>>16202173
I did one without digimon pauldrons once.
Nobody cared.

>> No.16202191

>>16202073
I want to forcibly naizuri my smug, flat Kikimora. It'll probs make her even more smug, though, since she can see I'm a hopeless mastah who prefers flat chests. Then I'll just have to naizuri her rougher next time.

>> No.16202202

>>16202188
I'd almost like them better from KC if they weren't schizo and legit had multiple heads. But that's because i'm borderline /d/ or /tg/ and a slut for six smug eyes

>> No.16202214

>>16202202
We need a Cerberus

>> No.16202218
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16202218

Is it possible to fuck the smug out of the meme cat?

>> No.16202226

>>16202218
Yes. If you can't do it that means your dick is weak.

>> No.16202238

>>16202143
No, it's my OC drawn by .Less

>> No.16202239

>>16202133
Love em, even KC's version is fine by me.

>> No.16202242

>>16201620
Goodness thats pathetic

>> No.16202249

>>16202218
Just make her really sad

>> No.16202260

>>16201516
Actually yes. Thought up individual personalities and appearances for each one but it's too much to fit into one post, way too much.

I'm kind of autistic when it comes to my fantasies.

>> No.16202265

>>16201152
I just came saw and I have to say. Nice!Why didn't you include your daughteru in that pic as well?

>> No.16202266

>>16202218
No, but if you try you'll end up with a purring cutesmug Cheshire.

>> No.16202274

>>16202265
Thanks anon! My daughteru is absent because the artist doesn't draw lolis, which I find quite unfortunate. I want my next commission to be both of them, but finding good artists is very difficult when you're me.

>> No.16202284

>>16202274
>Hello there! I would like to commission my dog wife and daughter wearing latex suits and ballgags.

I can imagine.

>> No.16202288

>>16202242
Nothing pathetic about keeping yourself pure for your waifu anon.

>> No.16202292

>>16202238
.Less drew that? It was hard to tell since he fortunately didn't draw your OC with a doofy nose.

>> No.16202294

>>16202218
If you don't want smug why even come to cheshires in the first place?

>> No.16202297

>>16202274
>but finding good artists is very difficult when you're me.
I find that quite easy to believe.

But now I have too agree to what you are always saying about using latex and fucking them. It's really sexy.

>> No.16202306

>>16202284
Yeah, pretty much.

>>16202297
>It's really sexy.
I'm glad you think so anon, it's the best.

>> No.16202309
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>>16202218
>Shoes and not paws
Your taste a shit.

>> No.16202324

>>16202102
>anons gets summoned to mge world
>just horny yandere paladins

>> No.16202339
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16202339

>You will never dare your jabberwock waifu to play video games
>Every time she gets game over is one week with a chastity belt
>If she manages to finish it she can use you to her heart content
>Time limit is 2 weeks

I just want to see her sexual frustration building up over days, and after she finally wins she rips our clothes and fucks me nonstop for a week

>> No.16202344

>>16202073
>loli kiki
>officially your maid
>part adopted daughter
>part wife

>> No.16202362

>>16202339
Tell her to play dark souls.

You will be raped for three months straight.

>> No.16202368

So is KDF an official waifufag now?

>> No.16202371

>>16202324
Can't they just get laid by themselves?

>> No.16202376

>>16202368
He's always been one. We just don't tend to give him attention because he's ruined Kobolds for everyone.

>> No.16202385

>>16202368
He's always been one. It's just that now it's bringing content to the thread.
Personally I always thought that he was good if a bit obnoxious.

>> No.16202390

>>16202306
I swear I will liberate your family and get them the therapy they need.

>> No.16202395

>>16202390
You're silly.

>> No.16202396
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>>16202324
Yandere Paladins are the best. You'd better not even think about race mixing when they're around.

>> No.16202402

>>16202376
At least he picked a girl nobody talked about before.

>> No.16202406

>>16202402
Kinda funny don't you think? Kobold is a good girl and most here would agree I think.
Why don't we talk more about them?

>> No.16202407

>>16202376
I heard from my daughteru that KDF's daughteru wants to start her own latex brand.

>> No.16202419

>>16202406
Because they're boring as fuck. They're literally just less furry Cu Siths that still act like dogs. They're also probably the most submissive MGs out there.

>> No.16202425

>>16202402
It's not even an MGE Kobold, or she would have digitigrade legs and not originally be an actual dog.
It's not like everyone here is required to specifically have an MGE waifu, anyway.

>> No.16202426

>>16202214
Then write or commission your own picture of one, dweeb.

>> No.16202428

>>16202407
If that's what she chose to do with her life I would wholeheartedly support her.

>> No.16202436
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16202436

Would your waifu describe in detail how your daughteru was conceived to her?

>> No.16202443
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>>16202309
Wolfu paws are where its at. I bet Anubutts have very soft paw pads from letting their slaves do all the work!

>> No.16202447
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>>16202436
>Implied harem end
Honestly, I don't think I'd be too mad at that.

>> No.16202448

>>16202436
If she asked, absolutely. Though she's still young and innocent enough to just ask about the time she was born.

>> No.16202452
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16202452

>>16202436
I bet Hellhounds would go into great detail about it.

>> No.16202456

>>16202436
This picture is blatant propaganda. Everyone knows its not rape if the guy cums.

>> No.16202457

>>16202447
If it ever were to end it would probably be a harm end. I don't mind it.

>> No.16202461

>>16202436
No.

>> No.16202464
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16202464

>>16202452
I bet most girls would get so horny describing everything that happened during conception, most would be trying to re-create it later that night.

Now the daughter will have the sound effects to go with the story.

>> No.16202488

>>16202133
>tfw no Vampire Dragon hybrid biting me

Why live

>> No.16202499

>>16202464
Do you think a mindflayer or some other magic could make me temporarily forget my wife so she can rape me all over again?

>> No.16202501

>>16201152
Fuck, I just noticed that her left are is fucked up. I can't un-see it.

>> No.16202503

>>16202436
Not in detail, just birds and bees.

>> No.16202506

>>16202499
She'd ask you if that's okay first. If you say yes then she'll rape the hell out of you.

>> No.16202507

>>16202464
This made me think;
Wouldn't MG daughterus, especially of the feline variety, have really good hearing?
You wouldn't be able to bang waifu without her hearing every single detail.
How would she react to this? What if she came to investigate? What do?

>> No.16202508

>>16202428
Would help her test her products? I'm sure your waifu would love to.

>> No.16202509
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>>16202464
>"Well, first we started in lotus position, because he's the mushy type and wanted to hold me close... I kinda bounced my hips up and down on his dick for a bit, but I couldn't really help myself, pushed him down onto his back, and rode him like there was no tomorrow, squeezing every last drop out of him, and preventing him from walking straight for a good week... Hey, so where's dad at right now?"

>> No.16202512

>>16201152
Wait, why are there pictures of random girls in bondage gear on the wall?

>> No.16202514

>>16202512
Maybe she's in one of those weird love-motels.

>> No.16202515

>>16202507
They can smell it, too. A shower's not enough to mask it.

>> No.16202519

>>16202443
Anubi are a cute! I love girls who are smarter than me.

>> No.16202520

>>16202507
I think my waifu recorded me having sex with waifu and sold it at her school.

>> No.16202522

>>16202507
>How would she react to this? What if she came to investigate? What do?
I guess I have to dick the daughteru now.

>> No.16202530

>>16202339
Reminder that Wocks and Dragons do possess high intelligence. She will git gud and you will get what's coming.

Not like it's a bad thing though.

>> No.16202532

>>16202501
I'm not sure what you're seeing here, but don't tell me.

>>16202508
Absolutely! I'm sure she'd want to give me and her mother lots of private modeling shows so we can critique her latest ideas, and she'd probably use us as models every so often too. Since my waifu and I are such fantastic parents, we'd do our best to test our daughteru's new outfits and gear to their fullest!

>>16202512
See >>16201190

>> No.16202535

>>16202509
Welp, looks like daughteru's getting a sister.
>>16202507
I'd imagine there'd be a look of abject horror on her face when she realizes they're recreating that night. She'd probably storm over to our room to make us stop. Naturally, this hasn't been thought through, and she's greeted by the sight of her parents fucking like animals.

The real question is, will she get turned on by what she sees/hears?

>> No.16202545

>>16202447
The bigger question is where to get the Slavic spider.

>> No.16202548

>>16202507
>How would she react to this? What if she came to investigate? What do?
Usually the only times when my waifu and I can have sex alone is when our daughteru is sick or sleeping over at a friend's house or locked in her cage or otherwise restrained so Mama and Papa can have some alone time.

>> No.16202556
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16202556

Does your waifu have a cutesy pet name for you?

>> No.16202566

>>16202556
Stupid pathetic ittle submissive bitch

>> No.16202574

>>16202556
Just 'Honey', or 'Papa' if our daughteru is around.

>> No.16202581

>>16202556
She sometimes calls me princess. Only when shes feeling extra affectionate like when she's carrying me in her arms

>> No.16202586

>>16202581
That's fucking adorable anon.

>> No.16202588
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>>16202581
That's fucking cute

>> No.16202590

>>16202556
Yep. Just like any dragon with a husband, she sometimes call me treasure but when she's extra flirty she calls me by my second name which in english means rock, followed by some praises and "polishing".
She also cutesifies my name when she wants something.

>> No.16202593

>>16202566
Either Hellhound or Amazon
>>16202574
Bee?
>>16202581
Blatant Dragon. My brother.

>> No.16202597

>>16202593
>Blatant Dragon.
amazon actually

>> No.16202599

>>16202593
>Bee?
Kobold.

>> No.16202603

>>16202593
You're pretty bad at guessing my friend.

>> No.16202613

>>16202593
>Hellhound or Amazon

Anubis actually.

>> No.16202619
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>>16202556
T-Bone, Chewtoy, Bitch, Mine

>> No.16202629
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16202629

>>16202613
What the hell kind of Anubis are you dating, anon?

>> No.16202630

>>16202556
Big Poppa.

>> No.16202637

>>16202556
Just "Dear" most of time, but gets mushy whens she's in season or is ts in the right mood.

>> No.16202638

>>16202619
>Bitch

Lewd.

>> No.16202650

>>16202629
A strong one that lets me know I'm dirt. A smart one that constantly tells me how panic and stupid I am. A courageous one who tells me I'm more feminine than her. A one that keeps me on a collar so I know I'm always her property.

And that Anubis is giving me a boner. I want her to stomp on my crotch.

>> No.16202657

>>16202650
Woah, you're a next level M slut.

>> No.16202658

>>16202556
Occasionally little boy

>> No.16202660
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>>16202650
I think Anubis' husbands are only supposed to be figurative slaves to them, non. Not literal ones.

>> No.16202664

>>16202660
Tell that to the fags who wanted to enslave all those lolis yesterday.

>> No.16202666

>>16202629
Set isn't even a jackal, or in the context of that image, a good OC.

>> No.16202667

>>16202660
Well, if anons can have marriage slaves and impregnation slaves, why can't Anubises?

>> No.16202672

>>16202650
I'm not gonna criticize you or anything but a dark elf sounds more you're speed.
Speaking of I wish KC would redraw them, they look kinda generic as is.

>> No.16202673

>>16202667
You forgot baby slaves.

>> No.16202676

>>16202660
That's a big Anubis

I like it

>> No.16202677

>>16202664
Today I'm feeling rather nice with them lolis.

>>16202673
Sounds so dumb.

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>>16202167
I didn't have this one. Have a thank you.

>> No.16202692
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>>16202667
>Anon, you've been my marriage slave for five years now.
>I'm bored of it.
>From tomorrow on you will be reassigned.
The next day Anon is herded into her chambers and told that he's now her impregnation slave. After cumflating her every time she ovulates for another five years and breeding her with several pups, he's again reassigned to be a nursery slave for fifteen years.

>> No.16202711
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>>16202324
Paladins can't summon.

Hell in MGE the male Magi / Locks summon regular familiars and Imps to help them.

So does that mean only female ones can summon human men for their own helpers?

...Oh god...oh my god...they summon human boys for Order women / Paladins to rape and have children with, they men would have no corruption because they're from another world.

Also for regular labor I guess, it's not like someone summoned has much opportunity to break free.

>> No.16202719

>>16202556
Dearest, Fool, Sweetheart, Stickbug

>> No.16202740
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>>16202711
I want to be a Space Paladin-chan's impregnation slave forever. I bet they like kinky shit like the lotus position and plugging up the vagina after creampies.

>> No.16202741

>>16202619
>Bad Luck Club

More like Big Butt Club.

>> No.16202750

Is [fetish] slave the freshest hot meme?

>> No.16202752

>>16202692
Cumflated anubi are cute!

>> No.16202755

>>16202750

Hardly

>> No.16202759

>>16202660
Why is she angry? Did her husband refused to eat his veggies or something?

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>>16202711
Think of the poor anons who opted into the "Magical Familiar" program but got summoned in as rape slaves for regular human women.

All they wanted to do was be summoned by nice monster girls...

Truly human women are the real monsters of MGE, especially the Magi and Locks.

>> No.16202762

>>16201142
If you truly want to go nuts you could look into getting an entire comic done.

I wouldn't even want to know the price.

>> No.16202763

would you slap a hell hound's ass and run for 100 dollars?

>> No.16202768

>>16202763
Yes.
I'd probably do it for half that.

>> No.16202771

>>16202762
I can get colored pages done for under $100 each anon, it's doable.

>> No.16202772

>>16202763
Hell yes I would.

>> No.16202773
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>>16202759
She knows that Anon is trying to flatter her to wiggle out of facing death, but she likes it anyway.

Anon is such a slut.

>> No.16202774

>>16202763
I'd do it for a klondike bar

>> No.16202776

>>16202763
>and run
But why?
Slap her ass hard. Hard enough that everyone in the vicinity drops what they're doing to turn and look in order to find out what that loud noise was.
Then, when she turns around, kiss her before she can do anything.

>> No.16202779

>>16202763
No. I'd gingerly kiss the butt.

>> No.16202780

>>16202771
Under 100$? I bet you could even strike a deal and get a discount if you let him sell the comic or something.

>> No.16202783

>>16202763
Make it 200, and I'll kiss her on the cheek as well.

>> No.16202791

>>16202780
I think later next year I'm going to look more into the whole thing.
I have too many single illustration commissions planned for the first half.

>> No.16202795

>>16202763
Yep, I'd load up on manticore ven beforehand though

>> No.16202800

>>16202791
At this rate you might not even have to bother, you are getting so much art out some artist might do it out of himself because he thinks your waifu is popular on the net.

Try to spend some of that money on your well-being aswell.

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>>16202763
I wonder how a Hellhound would react to being slapped on the ass? Angry? Aroused?

Either way I'd do it for free.

>> No.16202808

Liches should develop element resistant Zombies

>> No.16202811

>>16202804
She would get hearts in her pupils like that one Shirohebi who got her ass slapped.

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>>16202811
>Heart pupils
I bet they like it when their prey fights back

>> No.16202817

>>16202763
fucker I'd slap it and wait there for free

>> No.16202831

>>16202817
>and wait there
But that's no fun.
They enjoy the chase, anon.

>> No.16202833

>>16202816
Well that soft hellhound better be ready for me to fight back because I wanna grope every inch of her

>> No.16202848

Guys.

I just realized that Elves are a proud, noble peoples worthy of respect.

>> No.16202852

>>16202848
I wonder who is behind this post.

>> No.16202856
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16202856

Do you have any cute pet names for your waifu? I like to mine "Hot dog" or "Top dog" sometimes.

>> No.16202858

>>16202848
I wanna have sex with an elf and constantly play into her pride by making comments like how of course im this hard when such a beautiful person as her is around me.

>> No.16202860

>>16202848
>worthy of respect
Heh

>> No.16202865

>>16202856
well in return ill sometimes call mine >>16202581 my knight.

>> No.16202868

>>16202852
I am 100% human.
>>16202860
They are completely worthy of our respect.

Especially the princesses and Queens.

>> No.16202869
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16202869

It's time to choose

I just hope you choose wisely.

>> No.16202870

>>16202856
I call her Pupcake! I also call her other, very lewd things when we get super intimate and kinky, but those are embarrassing.

>> No.16202873

>>16202856
Usually it's just the usual 'honey' and 'dear', but if I'm trying to get her flustered, it's my queen or goddess

>> No.16202875
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>>16202848
What kind of dynamic do they share with the other MGE girls I wonder.

>> No.16202879

>>16202869
Either Milkmaid Shoggoth or Battle Kiki.

>> No.16202880
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>>16202856
>Start teasing your canid waifu
>"Come on, who's my top dog?"
>Her tail starts wagging slowly
>"Me..."
>"You're my top dog."
>"I'm your top dog!"
>She starts getting excited, her tail starts wagging faster and faster

>> No.16202883

>>16202869
maids a shit

>> No.16202886

>>16202875
They probably look down on them.

>> No.16202888

>>16202869

I choose neither!

>> No.16202889

>>16202856
I call mine queen sometimes, but mostly I use Dusky. Sometimes I use a short and cute version of her name.

>>16202869
Little kiki twins.

>> No.16202891

>>16202869
A loli Kiki baby slave.

>> No.16202900
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>>16202869
+1 for Kiki.

>> No.16202917

>>16202869
Do I have to?
One's an eldritch abomination that wants to warp my body into an aberrant horror and the other is just kinda boring.

Is there no Witty-Ogre-Roommate option?

>> No.16202949

I would be too dense to realize if a monster girl was going after me, and not someone around me.

>> No.16202952
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16202952

Butts.

>> No.16202967

>>16202949
How?

Is being spear-tackled to the ground and having your pants and underoos forcibly removed not enough of a clue?

>> No.16202970
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16202970

itty bitty kitty!

>> No.16202971

>>16202952
Unchained!

>> No.16202974
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16202974

>hear knock on door
>open it
>"Hello sir! Do you have time to talk about the Fallen God?~"

What do?

>> No.16202983

>>16202974
Release the hounds.

>> No.16202986

>>16202974
The next time you interrupt a family sex session I'm gonna show you my angry face.

>> No.16202991

>>16202974
Let them in and give them some tea and just let them do their thing and see what happens.

>> No.16202995
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>>16202970
Big fat cat!

>> No.16202996

>>16202974
Close the door.

>> No.16203008

>>16202974
>This is an Eros family. Sorry.

>> No.16203014

>>16202974
>"Sorry, I'm cooking right now."

>> No.16203020
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>>16202995
Big fit cat!

>> No.16203022

>>16202967
I'd assume that I'd just blocked someone else from getting tackled accidentally.

>> No.16203039

>>16203008
I assume the two faiths would get along quiet well actually.

>> No.16203041

>>16202974
I'm an Eros supporter.

>> No.16203049

>>16202974
For the last time, Sister Cunningham, my wife and I are devout Hathorites and are not interested in converting! Now if you'll excuse me, we're both due for a milking.

>> No.16203070

>>16202974
I've got a raid in five minutes and some ramen noodles in the microwave cooking for three minutes. Talk fast or not at all.
Unless you can heal of course, then grab my laptop, sign in and help me.

>> No.16203081
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16203081

How thick is to thick?

>> No.16203086

>>16202974
>What do?
Tell her this isn't the wiki.

>> No.16203089

>>16203081
That.

>> No.16203090

>>16203081
why does that picture exist

>> No.16203091

>>16203070
She'd blow you under the desk and thank you for the donation.

>> No.16203093

>>16203081
>drawn with that ugly butterface more often than not
Why.

>> No.16203094
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>>16203081
Don't you fucking ruin hellhounds for me with pictures like that.

>> No.16203100

>>16203094
Hellhounds are already ruined. Too many fags spamming them all the time.

>> No.16203104

>>16203039
Would they? It's essentially a church of love and a church of lust. Maybe the info in encyclopedia 2 will tell us

>> No.16203108
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>>16203100
This is for you.

>> No.16203113

Is it okay to do urethral play with a monstergirl since they don't use the bathroom?

>> No.16203121

>>16203113
I don't see why not.

>> No.16203122

>>16203108
>Wasting images
Typical. Hellhoundfags are fucking cancer.

>> No.16203128

>>16203122
I'm not even a hellhoundfag.
I just find people whining about girls being popular to be pathetic.

>> No.16203130

>>16203081
I guess I'm the only anon here who likes this pic. Oh well more fap fuel for me.

>> No.16203133

>>16202763
>>16202831
*fucker I'd slap it and run for free
happy waifu means a happy laifu, good catch anon

>> No.16203147

>>16203130
You're disgusting.

>> No.16203153

>>16203130
I mildly like it. The hips call. Maybe with a paper bag and a dial down It'd be better

>> No.16203159

>>16203153
Thighs do not work that way.

>> No.16203163

>>16203159
I never said anything about the thighs.

>> No.16203166
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16203166

How can i make my dragon wife smile?

>> No.16203167
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>>16202875
Now let me tell you something about Elves.

>Elves are notoriously arrogant and look down on other races, even the 'slutified' version of their own ken
>Started a fucking war with the Dwarves over shaving a male's beard as an insult
>Are long-lived tree fuckers who, despite being in heat ALL YEAR LONG just like Humans, find it more fun to shoot at random passerby like a more annoying PETA and Green Peace
>Hate Orcs, Goblins, Human Men, and Dwarves equally
>Will bully or try to kill a Dark Elf, even if she was born in their stupid Ewok tree-village because why not
>Keep the non-slutified or incubized Elven men locked up like fucking supervillains in THE LEGION OF DUDES
>Where they're basically kept under house arrest with the added 'perk' of being used as a meat dildo to spawn more offspring for their 'wives'
>Maximum tsundere for both any humans they mate with, or half-elf progeny they spawn
>Even though deep down in places they don't like to talk about by the campfire, there's nothing more exciting than having their man ride them like a bucking bronco and nipping their ears, finding the 'Rounder's fascination with their dagger ears as equally annoying as arousing.

Hell, there's been more than one time that an Elf has been laid and bred simply because she let her male companion get in a good ear fondling and massage.

>> No.16203178

>>16203130
[spoilers]Its OK.
I like stuff like that but the thighs and face look a bit off, even for me

>> No.16203179

>>16203166
Tell her that you couldn't imagine a life without her, and that you will giver her all the baby dragons that she wants

>> No.16203189

>>16203166
I don't know. I only know how to make my dragon waifu smile.

>> No.16203190
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>> No.16203191

>>16203190
why the sticks?

>> No.16203211

>>16201521
Never dick the daughteru

>> No.16203212

>>16203166
I know how to make my wife smile.

By dying.

>> No.16203218

>>16203211
I politely refuse.

>> No.16203231

>>16203212
Why would she smile? Is she an undead?

>> No.16203247

>>16203231
She'd be single again.

>> No.16203250

>>16203247
If she didn't want to be with you she's be gone by now.
She would probably cry a lot if you're gone.

>> No.16203255

>>16203250
Why are you trying to reason with sadsackanon?

>> No.16203257
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>> No.16203269
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16203269

>>16203257

>> No.16203272

>>16203255
Not only it's automatic but I can't stand sad Anons. Also, think about their waifus.

>> No.16203292

>>16202974
Send me an Angel.

Otherwise, I'm not interested.

>> No.16203309

I want to be claimed by a shortstack dragon

>> No.16203317

>>16203250
I'm sure she'd only give me five minutes of crying and then just go on with her life.

>> No.16203337

>>16203317
You mean go on to suicide? Because that's what happens when a loved monster girl's husbando dies. Her life would have no meaning without you by her side.
What species is she, Anon?

>> No.16203346

>>16203269
Just imagine if the realities merged and our world suddenly had monstergirls in it. Specifically, imagine how often that image would get posted on /hbt/ by shitposters as reminder.jpg.
I want to meet a NEET Cheshire or Succubus from /hbt/ and help her prove them wrong.

>> No.16203355

>>16203346
I'd love a neet monster girl, especially a meaty one

>> No.16203367

>>16203346
They'd probably have huge inferiority complexes when comparing themselves to hum women..

>> No.16203372

>>16203346
>Sad waifus posting how their husbandos deserve a better monster

>> No.16203375

>>16203355

NEETy meaty yetis need help leaving their apartments

>> No.16203377

>>16203269
Impossible. As it is I'm unconvinced even most monstergirls would be attracted to me, so humans girls are completely out.

>> No.16203380

>>16203367
Yeah but the neets are so much cuter!

In fact, I'll track the NEET monster girls down and tell them that to their faces!

>> No.16203384

>>16203337
Cerberus.

>> No.16203385

>>16203375
They sound pretty meaty...
I approve

>> No.16203391

>>16203372
I can dig it.

>> No.16203396

>>16203367
Thats just the thing. Even loser monsters are super hot and naturally good at sex.
Could you picture the surprise of a NEET monster at how turned on her body makes you? Could you imagine the devious look in her eyes as she realizes all the lewd things she can do to you

>> No.16203401

>>16203257
>smuggle reverse ntr doujins staring paladins girls and faceless alps stealing husbands into mg city
>greedy faceless danuki start selling their own
>the order starts making their own propaganda
>laugh at the resulting shitstorm

>> No.16203404

>>16203384
Oh man that's bad. Not only she is a loyal ass wolfu that protects you more than the gates of hell but she would also miss you three times more. You being sad is like a mission failed for her, Anon. You don't want to see her being sad, do you?

>> No.16203415

>>16203396
Can you imagine the heart pupils when you say "I love you?"

>> No.16203449
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16203449

Cabin Fever anon here.

If 2017 hits and you never hear from me again it's because I lost my shit thinking those evil gremlins outside my home were going to bust into my house and steal my precious stockpile of frozen / thawing non-stretchy meat.

A Frozen Will-O-Wisp will likely find my corpse / soul huddled in a corner with a homemade acid launcher, a bucket of frozen piss above the doorway as a trap into the room, and my fridge ransacked regardless of my best efforts.

There's no happy ending for me. Even in death I still surf.

>> No.16203457

>>16203367
I want to tell one she's beautiful and that I love her.
I want to shitpost in the thread to mock people who say I'd cheat on her.

>> No.16203459

Has anyone ever drawn a tsundere twintail kikimora? All kikimora are already technically tsundere.

>> No.16203483

>>16203449
Bye Anon. I hope tomorrow a monster girl gets released and gets you.

>> No.16203486

>>16203415
I'd gather a small harem of neets so we can run DnD groups and do co-op games with each other.

>> No.16203489

>>16202556
She doesn't. She just blushes uncontrollably when when I do sweet things for her. She has to keep her tough facade up.

>> No.16203498

>>16203404
she'd just go into hell, grab anon by the collar and give him a stern talking to about how he's the only wan for her

>> No.16203499

>>16203459
>All kikimora are already technically tsundere.
How?

>> No.16203504

>>16203498
He's the only wan for her three times.

>> No.16203511

>>16202869
Why not both?

>> No.16203513
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>>16203483
It's fine, I'll probably go back to playing WoW like a true degenerate so that time passes by with less insanity bothering me.

I've literally installed and uninstalled it twice this weekend because every time I login I can't be fucked with making the UI how I want it.

>> No.16203516

>>16202869
Just once, I want to see a Shoggoth in a story or even art not doing maid things. It doesn't even have to be sex, I just want more.

>> No.16203535
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>>16203516
Does this count?

>> No.16203545

>>16203513
Oh. Good luck in your games then, I hope you have tons of fun.

>> No.16203554

>>16203504
>>16203498
Yeah right. Multiheaded girls don't exist in MGE.

>> No.16203555

>>16203367
>Find NEET monstergirl with an inferiority complex
>Help her build up her confidence and become more outgoing
>She leaves me for a better man
The most likely scenario

>> No.16203558
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>>16203545
>Fun

Nice joke anon.

>> No.16203563

>>16203554
Good thing this isn't the Monster Girl Encyclopedia thread.

>> No.16203573

Name some "Nickelback" MG rock band songs.

>> No.16203607

>>16203449
http://files.catbox.moe/se70ll.jpg
I have cleaned this up.

>> No.16203608

>>16203499
Because they think you're a disgusting lazy slob but eventually warm up to you after you stop being a disgusting lazy slob.

>> No.16203613

>>16203573
Wombfiller. Babies first metal.

>> No.16203616

>>16203607
cute

>> No.16203617

>>16202856
Treasurer because im her treasure

>> No.16203618 [SPOILER] 
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>>16203607
I'm sure everyone appreciates your work cleanser anon.

Hell I'm certain Latenight does too.

But god damn it I still prefer the originals with all their rustic extra flavor.

>> No.16203627

>>16203618
Yeah, I agree with the originals having some cozy feelings to them

But even so, it's nice to 'see' some cleaned up versions.

>> No.16203646
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Just a reminder

>> No.16203658

>>16203558
That motion is oddly reptilian.
Are eroge subconsciously eroding our minds to welcome the coming of the demon lord?

>> No.16203664

>>16203658
>reptilian
I have no idea what you mean anon.

>> No.16203684

>>16203613
I want to be an MGC Idol who got chewed up and spit out of the industry when I wasn't cute and young anymore!
I want to get a bunch of disillusioned idols together and make a Heavy Metal band because I know the MGC media won't be able to resist reporting on "Idols gone bad"
I want to see my old producer's expression when we outsell her "shiny new talent" by actually talking to our audience after shows and generally being like a bunch of cool brothers to our fans.

>> No.16203689

>>16203664
She bobs with her hole body, as if it were on a stick, much like a snake would. Her mouth is open for most of the animation (even wider on a few). Snakes tend to use their tongues to get a feel for their surroundings, so maybe her mouth is open to expose her tongue. Finally, the arm hand motion is far too stiff to be considered natural. It's possible she is keeping her arms close to her body to stay warm due to the lack of thermoregulation mechanisms in a reptile's body.

>> No.16203691

>>16203689
Please take your medicine /x/.

>> No.16203701

>>16203691
You accuse me of insanity, for what? I've spoken as clearly as I can about my suspicions. Do you believe medication will magically change that image, that medication will convince me that her motion did not mimic that of a snake?

I have seen the truth, the grim fate that awaits us in the near future, anon. To ignore it is to accept the wrath of God.

>> No.16203704

>>16203701
PLEASE TAKE YOUR MEDICINE /X/.
I wish we could use italics so I didn't have to capitalize for emphasis.

>> No.16203709

>>16203704
Though the truth may vary, this ship will take our bodies safe to shore.

>> No.16203717

>>16203704
๐˜ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ด, ๐˜ˆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ?

>> No.16203722

>>16203717
Janet pls

>> No.16203729

>>16203717
how

>> No.16203735

>>16203729
๐”๐ฌ๐ž ๐ ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ฅ๐ž ๐ข๐๐ข๐จ๐ญ

>> No.16203813

>Kikimora discovers all of your ass focused images and porn
>Doesn't say anything to you
>Just deletes it, discards her uniform in favor of spats and a t-shirt, and begins doing squats every day

>> No.16203816
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>>16203813
I wouldn't mind. She better drink some Holst milk to help in that process though.

>> No.16203823

>>16203813
She'd need to work awfully hard to get her rear to the size I like

>> No.16203828
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16203828

Big, busty, bottom-beaten, bellowing, broken, bimbo beast babes.

>> No.16203830

>>16203823
Kiki are hard workers.

>> No.16203836

>>16203830
Good, because she's going to have a rear that would have quite a few people tell me to leave the thread.

It and her would be lovingly used.

>> No.16203837
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>>16203828
Full image, sir?

>> No.16203838

>>16203813
>deletes it
>discards her uniform
UN-ACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.16203842
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>>16203836
Are you Averageanon?

>> No.16203847

>>16203842
You can't prove that.

>> No.16203850

>>16203847
I've always been able to tell when you're posting based on your tastes alone.

>> No.16203854

>>16203850
Well, OK then.

Regardless, I would enjoy a big bottomed kiki.

>> No.16203856
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16203856

Would your MG wife approve of your alcoholism?

Would you still be an alcoholic if you had a loving MG wife to come to at the end of the day?

>> No.16203858

>>16203856
I don't drink.

>> No.16203859

>>16203856
I'm not though.

>> No.16203862

>>16203856

I don't drink alcohol. I can't stand the taste of it.

>> No.16203863

>>16203856
But I'm not an alcoholic.
If anything, I'm a social drinker.

>> No.16203864

>>16203856
I can't drink because of health issues and I have an addictive personality.

>> No.16203867
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>>16203837
B is for boobs and butts. The bounciest booty on a bumbling bimbo.

http://haohi.tumblr.com/post/145983360290

>> No.16203868
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>>16203646
Say that to my maid and see if she cares

>> No.16203871
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>>16203854
By the way, when will you do more with that lactating tomboy Vampire? It'd be a waste if the main dude didn't have the opportunity to drink her breast milk after she drinks his blood.
Also, tomboypire winghugs.

>> No.16203873

>>16203854
Well, that and a muscled jinko maid, a big breasted mantis maid, and a slightly tsun, chubby white horn maid for cuddling.

>> No.16203874

>>16203856
>Would your MG wife approve of your alcoholism?
Probably not because I don't have any mamaano magic alcohol so it's actually killing my organs.

>Would you still be an alcoholic if you had a loving MG wife to come to at the end of the day?
Maybe. Even without a waifu I'd drink all the time if it was that magic shit from MGE.

>> No.16203878

>>16203871
Sadly, probably never.

It would be far too generous to call me a writefag outside of random, uncredited greentexts I do every now and then.

Being a network engineer really cuts down on the writing time.

Dark souls 3 eats up the rest.

>> No.16203881

>>16203867
Don't people usually get better at drawing as time goes on? Can someone explain to me how .less has managed to get worse?

>> No.16203884

>>16203828
>>16203837
>>16203867
Manticores are for tender loving!
Just kidding! They're rough bestial sex that makes her scream your name as she rides you so hard her ass smacks against your crotch hard enough to be audible over her moans and cries.

>> No.16203885

>>16203868
I wouldn't even interact Aon, I crave death, but I'm no sadist.

>> No.16203890

>>16203881
He listened to the wrong people

>> No.16203894

I want to lick the slime jelly off a Slime Carrier.

>> No.16203896

>>16203881
I don't see it.

>> No.16203898

>>16203894
parasite slimes are cute!
I want to get one in a black suit and have her say "We are Venom!"

>> No.16203900

>>16203894
what would happen if you licked and/or kiss a slime's core?

>> No.16203903

>>16203856
Alcohol tastes like piss.

>> No.16203909

>>16203873
White Horns shouldn't be tsun or at least not the bitchy kind of tsun
Maybe she could be too ashamed to admit her love for you but not in a "I'm too proud" kinda way, more like in a "Anon is too good for me" way

>>16203885
Shoggoths are pretty chill, the worst that could happen is that she'd drive you insane

>>16203894
Parasite Slimes are our friends and Slime Carriers are waifu material.

>> No.16203912

>>16203903
Then you have never tasted whiskey before.

>> No.16203913

>>16203900
Her whole body would be quivering from a touch. Fondle it long enough (Or blow a load on it) and she'll cum so hard she'll forget how to hold her body together.

>> No.16203919

>>16203909
I dunno, a haughty, slightly tsun white horn would be lovely.

And I'm talking the 'doesn't want to admit she's in love' kind, not the 'beat you up over a misunderstanding' kind of tsun.

>> No.16203923

>>16203903
>>16203862
Sure it tastes bad, that why you only do shots of hard stuff and use a chaster after.

You're gonna drink alone at midnight in your room anyways, who gives a shit.

or if you like a proper put together drink, some peppermint schnapps in some good hot coco is fucking amazing

>> No.16203926
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>>16203884
Why not both?

>> No.16203939

>>16203923
Screwdrivers go down pretty easy and get you drunk enough fast.

>> No.16203940

>>16203926
Well something's gotta happen after the sex. Cuddling while she chuffs would be nice.

>> No.16203942

>>16203912
I think I actually have, can't remember what all I've tried but it all tasted like piss or piss mixed with other stuff to me.
>>16203923
But why drink something that tastes horrible? Everybody says if you're drinking to get drunk you don't care about the taste but that's what doesn't make sense to me, why would you willingly drink something like that?

>> No.16203948

Speaking of .Less; there is a lot of his older art that is missing since his Imgur page died, and is neither on his Tumblr or Deviantart.

Is there anywhere else I can find it? or is it forever lost in time?

>> No.16203950

>>16203940
Shortstack manticores would be lovely, although I don't know how they'd handle their husbands no longer being afraid of them once they realize how they act.

>> No.16203953

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure that the vampires don't bite you......or do make sure they bite you.

I'm not one to judge.

>> No.16203958

>>16203950
They'd be smug about how even though they're short they can still bring their husband to his knees with their tailpussies.
Personally I want a Shortstack NEET Manticore to shitpost about me on /hbt/ while riding my dick.
When they say she's lying she'll just link them to an imgur post of her giving me a titfuck.

>> No.16203963

>>16203942
Alcohol tastes like fire, not piss. Doesn't really have it's own taste in the classic sense, just it's own smell and texture. But you would be amazed at the garbage people drink just because it has alcohol in it.

There's plenty of good tasting alcohol, but with spirits, its usually not the cheap stuff. Ironically, with wine it usually is because young wine is sweeter and less bitter. Beer is so all over the board, you can never tell by price whether it will be an okay bitter bread soda or warm piss.

>> No.16203965

>>16203958
It would be great.
She could even suck your dick with her tail pussy while the pair of you game.

One needs to wonder if she'd do live streams for the sole purpose of hoping you'd show up so she can both prove that she has a boyfriend and do lewd things to you on screen.

>> No.16203967
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16203967

>>16203958
>>16203950
I prefer my scorpion-bat-cats tall and mighty.

All the sweeter then they eventually fall.

>> No.16203978

>>16203967
Why not both?
One small and soft, the other tall and muscled?

>> No.16203980

>>16203919
Then she wouldn't call you an idiot or belittle you all the time?
That's my biggest turn off after violence

>>16203953
People who willingly let Vampires bite them can only be called sluts

>> No.16203987

>>16203980
Eh, I like tsun a bit, mostly because of the feeling of success you get when you get them to admit their love.



And I do not judge vampire sluts.
I'm a slut for many monster girls after all.

>> No.16203988

>>16203953
Neck braces are hard to come by when you don't have a medical need for one.
Besides, she wouldn't want my blood anyways.

>> No.16203996
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16203996

>>16203978
Are they related?

Best friends? Cousins? Sisters? Mother and daughter? Genetically engineered clones? Parallel reality alternate selves?

>> No.16204000

>>16203965
I'd imagine she'd use her tailpussy to get advantages on me in vs modes. Of course, I'd bend her over and fuck her doggystyle as retaliation and we'd forget the game.
And she'd livestream RPGs that she can casually talk the the crowd of fellow NEETS from /hbg/ while playing.
The chat reaction when I show up and let her sit in my lap would be amazing, especially when nothing lewd happens and the last thing she does before ending the stream for the night is lean close to the camera and say "He's mine, he loves me, and I'm gonna fuck him senseless tonight. Everyone who said I was lying can enjoy their fingers later." before grinning smugly and waving goodbye.

>>16203967
To each his own.
Can I get an uncensored link?

>> No.16204001

>>16203996
Twin sisters would be fun. Especially if the shortstack is technically the older one.
The paizuri would be amazing between the two of them regardless.

>> No.16204006

>>16204000
>Can I get an uncensored link?
I don't know if it exists. I've never seen the uncensored version.

>> No.16204010

>>16204006
>I've never seen the uncensored version.
How new are you? Less posted the original here when he drew it.

>> No.16204013

>>16204010
Well, the gif has years now, and I don't come to every thread.

The same reason why I was looking for a storage of all of his older work.

>> No.16204015

>>16203987
>mostly because of the feeling of success you get when you get them to admit their love.
I like that feeling too but I'd get depressed before making her admit

>I'm a slut for many monster girls after all.
Aren't we all?

>> No.16204016

>>16203967
>Hmmph, amateur.

>> No.16204029

>>16204016
Holst's face always got me. Manticore looks like she's somewhere between pain and cumming for the little milk she's making, but Holst is just having another day at the office as her milk flows.

>> No.16204030

>>16204000
https://e621.net/post/show/1048692

>> No.16204032

>>16204029
I want a nice tall glass of Manticore Milk.

>> No.16204037

>>16204032
>it's spiked with her venom

>> No.16204050

>>16204032
I do wonder what health properties would a glass of manticore milk could provide, an how would it taste like. Could it have similar properties to those of minotaur milk, but with a stronger taste?

>>16204037
>Manticore offers you a nice glass of milk.
>Little do you know that she has actually spiked the milk with her venom!
>However, she has no idea that her venom needs to be injected intravenously for it to work, and has no effect if consumed.

>> No.16204058

>>16204037
>Manticore used Spike!
>It's not very effective...
Playing along with her once you figure out what she tried to do would be a blast. Until you actually get the spines and it's all real, that is.

>> No.16204069

>>16203958
I'd kiss my meet waifu so she could take a picture and post it to her profile

>> No.16204072
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16204072

Im going to kingdom exploring. whats the worse that could happen

>> No.16204078

>>16204072
You could get dead

>> No.16204079
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16204079

santa glacies?

>> No.16204081

>>16204079
No anon, Santa is a Lilim.

>> No.16204082

>>16204081
Santa better be bringing me a daughter.

>> No.16204093

>>16204069
>She posts the picture and they say it's photoshopped.
>Your waifu makes a homemade porno of her riding you while you moan her name.
>Timestamps it.
>Posts it on her profile.
How would you feel about that anon?

>> No.16204094

>>16204082
I think you have to make those yourself anon, Santa Lilim doesn't just have a bunch of babies stockpiled to hand out on Christmans eve.

>> No.16204097

>>16204072
You could get caught by a Sandworm who won't ever let you leave her body because the first and only time she ever caught a man she let him leave and he didn't come back
The poor girl didn't even get to rape him

>> No.16204102

>>16204072
The pharaoh could find you...interesting.

>> No.16204105

>>16204093
I mean, I would think posting a video of us doing just about anything would have worked. But if that's what she's into

>> No.16204111

>>16204013
Here you go then. His stuff is always uncensored. People have only ever censored it themselves to post on blue boards like here.

http://imgur.com/xxeuxMo

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16204117

>>16204032
>>16204037
>Manticore finds out you have a milk fetish
>Can't really afford a potion for it, though
>But how hard can it be?
>Those dumb cows pump out gallons a day, surely she could handle a glass
>Looks up how to induce lactation
>Several days of working her tits over but still nothing
>Her chest is sore, and there's a damp spot on the seat under her
>'For fuck's sake, just ONE DROP!'
>She gives another firm squeeze
>A small bit of fluid beads up on her nipple
>A few days later, she comes to you
>'Hope you like it.~'
>The milk is cool and sweet, with a small tang of something...
>'Where'd you get this?'
>'Well, I heard what you said about milk, so I made you a glass myself.'
>'Yours?'
>'Yeah. Just don't ask how long it took. I don't think my tits have ever been this sore.'
>Anon starts fidgeting in his seat
>'Oh no.'
>'What do you mean, 'oh no'?'
>'Well, I did some reading after I made this. And it turns out Manticore milk is slightly... venomous.'
>'WHAT?'
>'But it was only a little! I thought that you'd have a tolerance for it by now.'
>'You're fixing this.'
>'Wha-AAAHHH!!'
>Pull up her shirt and start aggressively fondling her chest
>'H-Hey! Stop it ! They're too sensitive right now!'
>You don't care, it just spurs you on more than anything
>'Stooop. You're gonna make 'em leak.'
> Her nipples begin to engorge, a bit of milk dribbling from them
>You can't help it, clamping down onto one with your mouth
>She immediately cries out from the sensation as you suckle on her
>Your hand teases her free nipple, tweaking out more and more milk
>Her protests weaken as her breathing becomes more ragged, eventually turned to outright moaning
>You feel a paw wrap around the back of your head
>She holds you to her chest, begging you to keep sucking
>You pull one sweet mouthful after another as you feel her body trembling
>Finally you release her
>She falls onto her back, chest soaked and her face flushed
>But now it's your turn
>You straddle her chest as you undo your zipper
>She can only stare in a lusty haze at your throbbing cock hovering over her chest
>You push her tits tightly together, pushing in from below
>You penetrate her cleavage hard & fast, and she lets out a low moan
>You begin to work your hips, thrusting into the tight warmth of her tits
>She's panting like a bitch in heat, turned on by your seething cock fucking her sensitive chest
>Mmmmm. So hot, but it feels so good. Don't stop.~'
>Her paws close over your hands, helping work her chest along your shaft
>The heat of her tits and the slickness from the milk is incredible
>You feel yourself going over the edge
>You thrust one last time deep into her tits, peeking out the other end
>White-hot cum erupts from your cock, slathering her chest and face in seed
>You are finally drained, but she won't let go
>She greedily swallows what landed in her mouth before slowly lapping up your cum
>Her tongue works over your sensitive head, coaxing every last drop out
>Her mouth is almost overflowing with cum as she closes it, taking it down in several large gulps
>She just looks up at you when she's finished, a dirty look in her eye
>'That... was hardly... fair. Jumping a poor girl... when she's so sensitive.'
>'Hey... You're the one who- who fed me spiked milk.'
>She lets out a low chuckle
>'Ufufufu. I guess we're both to blame. How about we make it up to each other later?~'

>> No.16204121

>>16204117
You lost me at Manticore

>> No.16204122

>>16204117
>induced lactation
>instead of natural lactation by pregnancy

intothetrashitgoes.jpg

>> No.16204134

>>16204102
>you will never be caught by mummies on your travels
>they will never bring you to the pharaoh who decides, she needs a manservant.
>you will never get close
>you will never become king, yet still tend to her every whim.

>> No.16204141

>>16204122
The gif showed very little milk and mild discomfort, as if it wasn't natural lactation. I played with what I had.

>> No.16204150

>>16204134
but what about the poor mummy patrolman who fell in love with you during your capture?

>> No.16204152

>>16204141
>exact same amount of milk as the holstaur beside her
>little

Anon, don't go digging yourself further down.

>> No.16204163

>>16204134
>No Pharaoh who's intrigued by your pale skin.
>She'll never make you do things that let her shoot unnoticed glances at your ass.
>You'll stumble upon her in a secret room covered in pictures of you sleeping and naked while sniffing a stolen pair of your boxers and masturbating furiously.
>She'll never notice you and then start crawling towards you, her eyes glowing brightly as her face starts twisting into a perverted smile.
>You'll never be raped senseless by a Pharaoh who's gone her entire 5000 year unlife trapped in her virginity by the sealing of her palace.

>> No.16204164

>>16204152
She actually seems to be producing half of what the holstaur is making. Holstaur releases a squirt with ever suck, while it takes two for the manticore.

>> No.16204178

>>16204164
Look at the uncensorced gif. It's exact same. And you're doubly mistaken for thinking her embarrassed face is discomfort. The original mandate for that pic was literally sticking a big lactating manticore in a milking farm and her being embarrassed by being milked like a cow.

Why is it every single time you newfags have to come up with asinine reasons to justify something instead of just going "That's what I wanted to write. Sorry it didn't fit your taste." Instead it's all "No, it wasn't me. My arm was twisted outside my control."

>> No.16204184

>>16204178
>newfag
Why is that your automatic comeback for everything? I interpreted the image how I chose to and wrote something up based on the posts. Sorry you don't care for it, now stop being so ass-mad about it.

>> No.16204185

>Arguing about milking
Somewhere out there the Holsts are very happy about this

By the way, would any of you be actually heartless enough to hook up a Holst to a milking machine? This is how you get a depressed cow

>> No.16204187

>>16204178
1. I'm not the same Anon.
2. Stop projecting. I'm only talking about the quantity of milk.

>> No.16204189

>>16204184
>I interpreted the image how I chose to
This is what makes you a newfag. Because there's no interpretation when the artist drops in and has the whole story that goes with it. That picture isn't even that old, post exodus.

>> No.16204191

>>16204185
But anon, then you can pound her doggystyle while her breasts get pumped!

>> No.16204199

>>16204117
Lewd.

>> No.16204200

>>16204191
You can still gently milk her while doing her in doggy style

If you wanna be rough might as well gag her, tie her arms and pull on her hair while you're at it, I'm sure there are quite a few masochist cows wanting that kind of treatment

>> No.16204202

>>16204189
Wow. I've never seen someone bitch this hard over a post. I don't recall seeing the artist coming down from on high to proclaim what the image was meant to be in this thread. So if you can show me where the artist for that several years old image said in this thread or in the one link to the uncensored image what the image is supposed to mean, I will happily apologize. Because clearly that's what you want at this pont, the gratification of being told you were right about something you disagreed with.

Actually, that's not true. I have seen people bitch this much. Plenty of times. Typically about people who write or do art, shockingly enough. Not just the bad ones, either. And you wonder why so few artists end up staying around when people are this hostile.

>> No.16204203

>>16204185
No I could never do that, it's seems very cold hearted to do that to her. Plus milking a Holst by hand is not only a fantastic way for you to bond closer to her in a relationship but also allows for easier communications between each other. This is especially true if you're like me and have a hard time trusting a monster girl and need help to get over it in order to find a monster girl to form a relationship with.

>> No.16204230

>>16204202
No, certain crybabies don't wind up staying around because they take criticism about as well as you are right now. People who aren't antagonistic like latenight do just fine.

It's real simple.

If you were not a newfag, you would remember that picture from .less's nothing but manticore era, and the spam it generated. Since you don't, and there were even people talking about .less like he was some japanese artist who only made censored pics, then yeah that means newfaggotry.

You seem rather mad that you're considered one. I've seen this plenty times before too, from people who have been here a few months and think they know it all. It's never, "Gee Olly, guess I was mistaken." It's always "Fuck you if I was wrong. It doesn't matter anyway."

Look to your own attitude first.

Also, thirdly, if you weren't a newfag you would know that the archives are wrecked from that era.

>> No.16204256

>>16204203
>This is especially true if you're like me and have a hard time trusting a monster girl and need help to get over it in order to find a monster girl to form a relationship with.
I always forget there are people like that out there
A Holst definitely seem fitting for this tast, you'd peacefully live in a small farm and live off her milk + whatever crops you have
Whenever she'd feels needy she'd just push her breasts against you and ask you kindly
And overall you'd spend a lot of comfy time together

I'd still take a White Horn over a Holst though

>> No.16204268
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16204268

You guys are goobers. I would milk the shit out of the entire smug squad. Mantimilk, muttmilk, mememilk, it's all mine.

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>>16204230
>Since you didn't remember every single image ever existed in this thread, you are new
I've been here several years, well before these threads were on /jp/. This image is dated on my computer from 2011, and that's just one I could find easily. I know the archives were wrecked. I'm just tired of people like you who have this superiority complex and call out anyone who does something they don't like or can't remember every single thing about these threads as a newfag.

I've seen that image before. I don't know the context behind it. I'm sorry for not remembering it. But this whole argument is going because you decided that since I interpreted something in some way, that I was wrong and new for not remembering.

>> No.16204274

>>16204268
Even monkeymilk?

What about the smug squad honorary members, Otohime and Gremlin?

I'd milk an Otohime so bad, in fact I'd pledge to never consume anything other than her milk just so I get to fondle her breasts everyday

>> No.16204281
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>>16204268
Who wouldn't? Smug is made to be left vulnerable, and what's more vulnerable than having some guy groping your chest and using you like cattle?

And then they turn on you afterwards.

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>>16204274

I suppose I would. The original three just have a soft spot in my heart.

>> No.16204291

>>16204273
Because instead of going "I guess I didn't remember. Oh well." you instead went on the attack with "I interpreted it the way I chose to, and that's just as valid." Seriously, like .less did not used to post every single thing he did here before anywhere else along with a short blurb about what it was supposed to be. But you didn't concede that at all. You just got angry and defensive. You want people to not jump down your throat so much. Use some qualifiers instead of straight statements like fact.

"X seemed like Y", "looked like", "appeared to be" vs. "X is Y"

If you're writing that's something you should always have learned to do to couch an interpretation or opinion anyway.

>> No.16204303

>>16204281
I don't know why, but cheshires with highlights get my dick rock hard.

>>16204288
>You'll never be cornered by the smug squad.
>They'll never rape you with their breasts until they've all be coated in your semen.
>They'll never give you a phone number and tell you to call it if you want to go "all the way."
>If you call it, the Cheshire kidnaps you and you wake up tied to a bed with the smug squad looming over you wearing nothing but smug grins.

>> No.16204304

>>16204303
All Funderland girls have strange highlights.

>> No.16204314

How can you be a slut for the rich and powerful? All my favorite are rare girls

>> No.16204317

>>16204288
>Dominant, rapey hound from hell
>Sadistic, proud flying lion scorpion
>Insane cheeky cat from best land

I can understand why you love them

>>16204303
>you wake up tied to a bed with the smug squad looming over you wearing nothing but smug grins.
This is my fetish
Well, to be precise they have to be first dressed then undress and right after they get naked while I'm still stunned they grow smug grins as if to say "you know what is happening next"

>> No.16204318

>>16204303
Would they be taking turns, fighting over me, or just agree to bury me in their bodies?

>> No.16204324

>>16204317
They can be dressed anon. But only from the waist up. You're waking to the sight of their dripping pussies on full display.

>>16204318
They drew lots to determine who gets to rape what. Two of them got your hands, one of them got your face, and the luckiest one got your dick.

>> No.16204325
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16204325

>>16204314
How rare?

>> No.16204326

>>16204256
Agreed the comfy life with a cute monster girl is all I need for I'm a simple man. Regardless of it being a Holst or White Horn I'd be quite the happy man milking his waifu whenever she needs it or just wish to relax as we make conversation.

>> No.16204331

>>16202556
Is that pic new or very old? I don't remember seeing it.

>> No.16204332
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16204332

>>16204324
Well, that hardly seems fair for them. Tell you what. I propose that each of them gets one-on-one rape time to do with me as they please, then we meet back up for the group raping. It's no fair for only one of them to get the dick. My schedule's pretty open, so time isn't an issue here.

>> No.16204335

>>16204325
Literally most of the high ranking ones

>> No.16204337

>>16204332
You don't really have to anon. Those other girls are just in waiting positions.
Whenever the one on your dick finishes, she'll let the next girl on and then slide up next to you to whisper dirty things into your ear constantly.
This will continue until all of them satisfy themselves. Then the four of them will give you a four way buttjob until you're out of semen to coat their plump asses with.
You'll pass out looking at their smug grins and knowing that your life as their boytoy is just beginning.
Wait until they invite their other friends. That'll be a night.

>> No.16204345
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16204345

>>16204335
They may be rare, but are they valuable?

>> No.16204346

>>16204324
Can they be wearing lewd see through negligee?
Bonus points if their lewd juices makes it stick to their pussies

>>16204326
Same, but instead of milking I'd just ride my White Horn's waifu back as we browse through the forest for some good wood to sell and use for ourselves
Life in a remote cabin in a cold country sounds way too good

>> No.16204349

>>16204346
>Can they be wearing lewd see through negligee?
Yes.

>> No.16204360

>>16204314
>How can you be a slut for the rich and powerful?
I don't know but this describes most of the thread, myself included
There is something about rich powerful girls that just makes me want to become their cum pump

Maybe it's just because they're too good for me to have? Don't we all want things we can't obtain?

>>16204345
I would a very rare golden chest Mimick, at first I'd be sad that it didn't contain a legendary treasure but then I'd be happy to have gotten such a rare waifu

>> No.16204361

>>16204346
Life in a cozy cabin with my waifu, regardless the species is easily one of my favorite scenarios id ever want to have. Me and my Holst waifu just relaxing a cabin with a warm fire and having a glass of hot chocolate flavored by her milk is perfection.

>> No.16204372

>>16204360
I don't know about you anon, but I kind of want to be picked off the street by the servants of an ex-adventurer Wight Ojou-sama so she can rape me in the Amazon position and make me her sex slave.
I want her to make me lick her abs.

>> No.16204373
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>>16204360
That sounds like my kind of mimic. The inside of her chest would be a gilded paradise retreat.

Just be careful how quickly you throw open those rare chests. The rarer the mimic, the longer the rape.

>> No.16204380
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>>16204079
Glacies' mom has got it goin' on.

>> No.16204394

>>16204373
>Find a Diamond-tier Chest while adventuring
>We're talking made of diamond so thick it's completely opaque. The kind that has SSS tier loot in it. Requires a magic key to open.
>Bring it home with you while you try your hardest to complete a ritual with a 1% chance of success to make the key over and over again.
>After weeks, finally get the magic key.
>Go to open the chest.
>Surprise! It's a mimic!
>Due to the quality of the chest though, she's got a body that practically emanates sexiness.
>By the time you see her heaving tits, childbearing hips and sharktoothed grin, she's dragged you inside her chest for half a year of nonstop rape.
>Due to diluted time magic, it only takes an hour in realtime, but you certainly experienced half a year of her pussy.
>When you get spat out, she pops of her chest with a blush on her face.
>Wraps her arms around you and kisses you on the cheek while you pass out.
>Wake up on your bed.
>She's still there. She was watching you sleep the whole time.
>Once she notices you're awake, she gives you another kiss and places a tray with amazing looking food on it in your lap.
>She watches you eat every bit enraptured.
>When you're about to walk out the door for your adventuring work she tugs on your arm and tells you to hold out your hands and close your eyes.
>When you open them you see you're holding an amazing Shield/Sword combo. Definitely SSS Class.
>The mimic just tells you to come home safely to her.

>> No.16204404

>>16204394
I would give up my life of adventuring to form a family with her

>> No.16204409

>>16204394
Thats very sweet, for a surprise dungeon rape.

But she's crazy if she thinks I'm not taking her with me questing. A mimic could hold all the loot and provisions.

>> No.16204416

>>16204380
I want her to step on my dick!

>> No.16204427

>>16204404
Anon, that's how you get a heartpupiling Mimic.
You'd need to buy chests for your daughters to live in as they grow up. Mimics are kind of like Hermit Crabs in that way.
>>16204409
Well there's the problem of mobility though.
Moving around in a chest like that isn't very easy.

>> No.16204435

>>16204427
Actually, I was just refreshing my mimic knowledge...

>What seems no more complex than a rapist hiding in a box in fact disguises various substantial practical problems about ergonomics and locomotion, leading Wandering Scholar to propose that mimics have powerful illusion, teleportation, and pocket-dimension-hopping abilities.
>They have magic that can teleport themselves to other locations, While I am not sure about their source, they can get information about dungeons that have a lot of traffic, dungeons that have rare treasures etc. and even move from place to place based on that information.

Mimics actually seem pretty handy to have around.

>> No.16204442

>>16204274
>What about the smug squad honorary members, Otohime and Gremlin?
I don't think any one agreed on this. I think you're just trying to push shit girls into a dated meme to garner relevance.

>> No.16204444

>>16204442
Smug Squad has always been terrible. Manticore doesnt even look smug. More like constipated.

>> No.16204449

>>16204442
>>16204444
Oh boy, here comes the fun police. Quick hide the fun!

>> No.16204451

>>16204444
If I knew I was rolling quads, I might've said something positive.

>> No.16204461

>>16204449
>Dusty old memes
>fun
>The two worst girls to come out of the MGE2 batch
>fun
If I'm the fun police, you're the fun mortician, here to stuff dead memes and make them look pretty and alive one last time before you bury them six feet under.

>> No.16204463

>>16204461
I can tell the difference between things that make my dick hard and memes anon.
The smug squad isn't a meme, it's an excuse to get a bunch of monstergirls that make my dick hard into a group for reverse gangbangs.

>> No.16204465

>>16204461
At least they aren't White Horns

>> No.16204466

>>16204461
>The two worst girls to come out of the MGE2 batch
No wonder you have a stick up your ass. Your taste is shit.

>> No.16204469

>>16204466
>He actually likes otohime and a redundant human girl with cat ears

>> No.16204470

>>16204466
I mean, he's not wrong about Sea Hoes.

>> No.16204471

>>16204469
>redundant human girl with cat ears
Anon, this proves you don't know shit about Gremlins and you're just talking out your ass.
I will not let the engineer waifu be slandered in this way.

>> No.16204477

>>16204471
>Implying automatons aren't better engineers
>Implying Liches aren't better scientists
>Implying a gremlin isn't just a wow goblin-tier engineer who can't build a toaster without it exploding.

>> No.16204482

>>16204477
>automatons
>engineers
That's a funny joke anon.

>> No.16204488

>>16204482
I'd trust ancient Atlantean AI and technology with creating new, powerful machines more than I would a dumb cat eared git.

An automaton would run rings around a gremlin and at the end of the day, her shit wouldn't explode.

>> No.16204494

>>16204488
Automatons are just archeotech with tits anon. There's no guarantee that they'd have any engineering skill at all or that it isn't corrupted. At least you can have fun testing a Gremlin's inventions.

>> No.16204503

>>16204477
>>16204488
You do realize the translation we've been given thus far says the malfunctions are deliberate, not accidental? Of course you don't. Why bother asking.

>> No.16204511

>>16204494
Nonsense. We use machines to build everything today, for what possible reason would they not have used machines to build everything back in their day either. Who knows how much ancient knowledge is stored in their minds, fuck, imagine it their civilization was just our a century from now. They could have the entire internet locked up in their noggin. Every encyclopedia her ancient race ever devised.

She could recreate any of her old world's tech with machine precision, bar other automatons, because, AI building AI, kinda sounds like a bad idea.

And in the odd occasion where she needs to devise something entirely new, she'd be more than well equipped to whip something together.

Compared to a gremlin who cobbles together scrap metal that makes less mechanical sense than an ork spaceship.

>>16204503
And?
>I make my shit explode on purpose!
Wow, great.

>> No.16204516

>>16204511
>Giving machines the ability to self replicate without human intervention
Way to usher in sexual skynet dumbass.

Also Malfunction=/=Explosion

>> No.16204520

>>16204511
>Having great skill and knowledge with machines, as well as magitech, they were recently discovered in ancient ruins alongside the "Automaton(p.156)", and are considered the only race capable of operating technology from the unknown civilization.

>ONLY FUCKING RACE

>> No.16204525

>>16204520
>Automatons can't operate themselves
Whatever you say anon

>> No.16204531
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>>16204516
>>Giving machines the ability to self replicate without human intervention
AUTOMATON YURI

>> No.16204532

>>16204516
I for one welcome our new mechanic overlords

>> No.16204537

Top tier+:
Otohime
Dragon Zombie
Atlach Nacha

Top tier:
Nurarihyon
Ice Queen

Great tier:
White Horn
Gremlin
Griffon
Ochimusha

Good tier:
Automaton
Trumpart

Ignore tier:
Umi-Oshi
Kamaitachi
Whoever I'm forgetting

We don't have much info on Nurarihyon and Kamaitachi but their original myth is so straightforward we can easily guess what their profiles will be life
And Atlach-Nacha is a chaos girl so whatever her profile is you'll either love or hate her no matter what

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>>16204532
I want to be an Automaton's slave. She'd force me to clean the house and refuel and oil her and maybe even use me to satisfy her sadistic sexual urges!

>> No.16204547

>>16204537
>Top tier+:
>Otohime
Stopped reading there.

>> No.16204548
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16204548

Pick a robot.

>> No.16204549

>>16204537
>Top tier+:
>Otohime
Thanks for saving me from reading the rest of your post. If only I was able to discard every shit opinion within the first two lines.

>> No.16204552

>>16204537
>Top tier+:
>Otohime
Holy shit how could you fuck up that bad

>> No.16204553

>>16204548
Can I put their minds into bodies actually built for sex?

>> No.16204557

>>16204548
The one with the bed head bobcut

>> No.16204564

>>16204547
>>16204549
>>16204552
It's alright, I can't expect everyone to love her
What do your lists look like?

>> No.16204567 [DELETED] 

>>16204531
Delete this.

>> No.16204573

>>16204567
No.

>> No.16204578

>>16204564
Top tier:
Dragon zombie
Smoke bum
Dead samurai
Automatom

Shit tier:
Sea horse
Trumpart
Gremlin
Atlach Nacha

Every one else tier:
Every one else

>> No.16204580
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>>16204567
Do you really think you can satisfy an Automaton after she's had another robutt inside her hatches? They know exactly what each and every component does, after all.

>> No.16204583 [DELETED] 

Is this some kind of falseflagfag mad I was shitting on gremlins?

>> No.16204585

>>16204537
>>16204578
Alright someone please explain the appeal of Smoke Bum to me, because all I see is a majin-tier nobody.

>> No.16204598

>>16204585
Part of the appeal to me is that she's 0 effort. You gotta love a girl you click with so well that she can be a complete stranger and show up in your house at random and make it feel so completely natural that you don't even question it. I also find her aesthetic appealing as fuck, and she's the kind of girl who would take the food from your fridge only to feed the both of you, and then buy more food for your fridge.

And then there's the power to appeal to a powerslut, and then there's the fact that she loos like she could play vidya with you in nothing but an open kimono while sucking your cock at the same time.

Basically she's the perfect monster roommate.

>> No.16204609

>>16204585
Basically this >>16204598

Most people are sluts for powers but instead of being a proud, hard to obtain species like the other girls of her level she is the most casual you can get

You just come home one day and you've got a god-tier monster girl waiting for you in bed and before you realize it you're already fooled into thinking she's your wife

>> No.16204610 [DELETED] 

>>16204583
>Implying that shitstirring asshat is me
I'm offended. I disagreed with you, but I would never use it as an excuse to ruin the thread.
Also I hate Yuri.

>> No.16204617 [DELETED] 

>>16204610
Just seems suspicious that as some positive sentiment is hitting automaton, some fag rides that wave to post robutt yuri. I suppose I'll believe you though.

>> No.16204618 [DELETED] 

>>16204617
You and I might disagree on Gremlins, but we can agree that Automatons are high-tier.

>> No.16204622
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I guess it's canon that dorafs have great asses as well as tits, because this is official art.

Shortstacks are too good.

>> No.16204623

>>16204585
What's Smoke Bum? I don't really follow these meme names.

>> No.16204631
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>>16202581
Why is Princess the best Nickname to get from a Dragon species?

>> No.16204632

>>16204622
That's a pretty mediocre butt anon

>> No.16204637

>>16204623
You don't follow the thread much either, do you?

>> No.16204650

>>16204578
Kinda surprised you don't care about Griffon and White Horn but otherwise your tastes are pretty understandable

I wonder why undeads are so great when most non-monstrous girls need to have great profiles to make up for their looks

>>16204622
>Delicious shortstack dakimakura offcial art
Man, they need to bring Grablue to the west ASAP, they already did with Shadowverse what is taking them so long with this?

>> No.16204653

>>16204650
>implying dragon zombie wasn't a great profile

>> No.16204659

>>16204650
>what is taking them so long with this?
The japanese version is in english, they don't want their big hit to flop in america again like bahamut did.

>> No.16204665

I want a White Horn that will play videogames with me while we cuddle!

>> No.16204672

>>16204622
Doesn't change the fact that dorafs are shit

>> No.16204673

>>16204650
>Kinda surprised
Why? I'm not a fan of horse pussy nor do many winged girls really appeal to me.
>I wonder why undeads are so great
We may never know

>> No.16204679

>>16204665
How do you cuddle one while still being able to see the screen? You can't have a quadruped in your lap, after all. Do you sit in front of her and let her plop her bust on your head?

>> No.16204688

>>16204679
I'd imagine she could sit in front of the couch and then lay her head in your lap.

>> No.16204690

>>16204679
>Do you sit in front of her and let her plop her bust on your head?

Yes. It sounds perfect.

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>>16204679
>How do you cuddle one while still being able to see the screen?
Easy.

>> No.16204698

>>16204653
So did Ochimucha

I'm just saying, you put up any undead against any similar cosplay tier and despite both of them pretty much looking like humans the undead will always come on top

>>16204659
Can't really compare them
Anyways both brought us great monster girls and that's all that matters

>> No.16204701

>>16204679
He could be referring to Bipedal white horns.

>> No.16204705

>>16204692
>Welcome_to_my_humble_abode.jpg

>> No.16204728

Do we know what the White Horn's origin monster is?

>> No.16204738

>>16204728
A reindeer I assume?

>> No.16204746

>>16204738
Oh. I thought she was an actual monstergirl like a centaur and not an animal girl like a Giant ant or a Grizzly.

>> No.16204750

>>16204673
>I'm not a fan of horse pussy
Same but she's just too cute

>do many winged girls really appeal to me.
I thought wings were universally liked unless they took away the arms, and since she has both she's bound to be great
I still dislike her legs though

>We may never know
Amen.

>>16204665
Would she actually enjoy playing?
I love the idea of her not particularly liking it but still playing just to make me you happy

>>16204728
An Anon talked about 2 or 3 threads ago
Apparently killing one brought you bad luck

>> No.16204754

>ice queen was so shit that posting her ruined kc's health

>> No.16204757

>>16204754
No, she's so cool that he got a cold.

>> No.16204759

>>16204750
>I thought wings were universally liked unless
I don't like or dislike them, just like I don't like or dislike tails. It's a bit of a non issue to me a girl won't be worse off for a lack of wings. I do like that she has both wings and arms though.

>Same but she's just too cute
People get triggered when I say it, but she would be far better as bipedal.
>Apparently killing one brought you bad luck
But what is it?

>> No.16204768

>>16204746
I thought Reindeer were mythical. I checked and turns out I'm wrong.

>> No.16204783

>>16204757
She's a cold bitch alright

>> No.16204789

>>16204754
>KC posts about a girl who would let humans die in the cold if it wasn't for the DL
>Dies from a cold shortly afterwards

That would be the saddest ending

>>16204759
From what he said a White Horn was never a monster, just a kind of animal with mystical stories around it

I might recall that completely wrong, the only thing I clearly remember is that killing one brought you bad luck

>> No.16204807

>>16204789
It's probably just a Mg-ified white stag, the legends around white stags are in a lot of cultures

>> No.16204828
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>No umi osho to surf the waves

>> No.16204837

>>16204828
I'd chill on the beach with a Umi-Osho but as far as romance goes she's stuck in the friendzone forever

>> No.16204883

>>16204837
>this kills the turtle

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>>16203658
>>16203689
>>16203701

>> No.16204887

>>16204837
>this gets the turtle off because she's such a masochist

>> No.16204890
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16204890

I bet it's the red-white miko that did this.

>> No.16204894

>>16203081
>Poison from final fight/streetfighter as a chubby hellhound
fucking hell this is like angry cancer

>> No.16204910

>>16204072
But anon, the denizens of the Sand Kingdoms might mistake you as a grave robber.

Then you'll be at the mercy of the Pharoah's sex snake as both a combination punishment for you and entertainment for her court.

>> No.16204911

>>16203729
๐˜๐˜ต'๐˜ด ๐˜ซ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ข ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ฌ
>>16204885
>>16203558
I get the feeling not many people know what TinkleBell does. I'd have expected more angry replies to this anon.

>> No.16204917

>>16203701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwcj7m0cIGk

>> No.16204921

>>16204911
no need to get upset over something that isn't actually posted, right?

>> No.16204927

>>16204921
But that's what sensible people do

>> No.16204928
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>>16204911
I like to think I'm providing good reaction gif for anons.

Also because these semen demons are pretty good.

>> No.16204933

>>16204928
I never liked how 5-headdy his girls were

>> No.16204937 [DELETED] 

>>16204928
That's great and all but how about you at least delete this off-topic shit after ten minutes.

>> No.16204944 [DELETED] 

>>16204937
I really don't like how there's a timelimit on deleting pictures

>> No.16204976

>>16204728
>This time, it's the reindeer-based Centaur of the snowy lands, "White Horn"-san!
>She doesn't have any mythological basis or such, but since, to get a "snowy" image, I made the tips of her horns white as snow, I called her the "White Horn".

>The concept for this race came to me originally around the release of the first MGE book release, but initially she was going to be a genki-type in a Santa Claus-type costume, but that eventually became the Yeti, and I found that the raising of body temperature from estrus made for stronger sex appeal. This kind of design would be a "Nordic Beauty" (ๅŒ—ๆฌง็ณป็พŽๅฅณ).
>(Unfortunately, the Santa elements from the early sketches didn't make it...)

It's not based on anything, just OC. Or you can say Santa's deer

>> No.16204978

>>16204976
This would be his first OC, no?

>> No.16204980

>>16204894
>angry cancer
That's a new phrase to me.

>> No.16204982

>>16204978
He's done a few OC girls before.

>> No.16204985

>>16204928
They need a good dicking.

>> No.16204988

>>16204976
>>16204978
She's a Reindeer. That's all. She just has a fancier name then "Were-reindeer". Same with Flow Kelp, Mucus Toad, and Vamp Mosquito.

>> No.16204990

>>16204978
Flow Kelp is his first announced OC (as in he said it in his enty)
But there's got to be others before

>> No.16204998

>>16204990
Oh yeah, I forgot about Flow Kelp.
But can you call that OC, when kelp already exists?
>>16204982
Everything else is based on an animal or an already existing myth.

OC is like inventing the Lich. I don't think Liches were a thing before dnd

>> No.16205030

>>16204978
What do you mean by OC? It is based on reindeer. If by original you mean non-mythology based then many of girls are OC. All incects except oomukade and mothman are OC

>> No.16205038

>>16205030
I don't know what I mean, now I think of it, White horn can't be called OC when it's just taking a reindeer and slapping a woman on it.

>> No.16205056
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16205056

Remember that talk we had about a tall /fit/ brown Succubus and her gang?
Seems like a Japanese artist had the same idea

This is too brown for my taste but I'll take her

>> No.16205057

>>16205038
Nothing is Oc my man. Just girl slapping.

>> No.16205059

>>16205056
A little too brown yeah. Still, would snuggle.

>> No.16205067

>>16205056
Such a long tail!

>> No.16205129

>>16205067
What's better: Long tail or thick tail?

I vote _long

>> No.16205133

>>16205129
That's really hard. I guess it depends on the species.

>> No.16205136

>>16205133
I was talking specifically about Succubi

>> No.16205143

>>16205136
Long I guess

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Dragons will make sure you never ever fall into harms way. You're their property, and they'll protect you forever and ever.

>> No.16205156

>>16205129
Like Anon said, it depends on the species. For succubi I like them long.

>> No.16205164

>>16205156
Thinking about other species I have an hard time deciding for all of them
Except dinosaur girls, they must have tails that are both long and thick

>>16205152
I'm going to cyber bully a Dragon's husband and there is nothing she can do about it

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>>16205152
will they protect my virginity?

>> No.16205202

>>16205152
I would like to have a Dragonfu stalker.

>> No.16205214

>>16205176
Of course, up until your honey moon that is.

Also your pic looks more like a demon/succubus and she would absolutely NOT protect your virginity

>> No.16205219

>>16205202
You make it sound like you're already married to her, but you just don't know it yet.

>> No.16205224

>>16205219
>Anon wakes up one morning to a collar around his neck
>"Property of Dragon"

>> No.16205230

>>16205224
>He tries to remove it
>It's a legendary soul-bound item that can't be removed

>> No.16205231

>>16205219
How could I even resist? Little would she know that I already have everything planned, now I'm just playing along like a normal person would. Y'know because I'm not stalking her or anything like that.

>> No.16205265

>>16205230
>"You should be happy. That item only has a 5% drop rate from tier 6 elite bosses."

>> No.16205275

What would be things you would find in a magazine in MGC be like?
>5 sex techniques that you can learn from lamias
>Top 10 ways to make sure that you get pregnant
>How to find a good house husband
>The best places to have sex on your honeymoon.

I want to read these just to know whatโ€™s in them.

>> No.16205283

>>16205275
I wish I could just go for one day to MGC in an alternate reality. Sure, I would probably kill myself after coming back but it would still be a trip.

>> No.16205286

>>16205275
500 ways to tie up your mice and cookie recipes.

>> No.16205290

>>16205275
>10 tips to rape cute boys and get away with it
>How to tell if your husband is ready for children
>Special interview: Wurm-chan tells us all about how she got pregnant with octuplets
>Exclusive pictures of Druella's latest look!

>> No.16205305 [SPOILER] 
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>>16205214
i assure you, thats a dragon, a half dragon anyhow

>> No.16205332

>>16205290
What's the deal with impregnating waifus with octuplets? Twins, triplets and so on are not a matter of love or effort, just pure random chance.

>> No.16205339

>>16205275
>Best names for your children depending on species

>> No.16205348
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16205348

Devils really are the most waifu-y waifu in the MGE.

>> No.16205358

>>16205348
That story that was posted around halloween with that devil raping the shit out of that guy was GOAT. Wtf I love devils now.

>> No.16205362

>>16205348
I don't think so.

>> No.16205372

>>16205332
I'm sure it depends on the species as well
A Vamp Mosquito giving birth to octuplets wouldn't surprise me that much, same for spiders, etc...

Also let the monster girls dream, don't tell them about it

>>16205348
Well, their whole gimmick is to take care of their husband so well that he becomes dependent on them
Basically she is the happiest when you let her take care of all your needs

Most waifu-y waifu indeed

>> No.16205415

I want to be a Hellhound's princess! I want her to carry me like one and make me the little spoon in bed! I want her to dote on me and make me feel safe and loved!

>> No.16205417

>>16205348
A chubby, bottom heavy devil would be magical.

Nothing would be better than coming home to her.

>> No.16205422

>>16205417
No sir. Coming in her would be better.

>> No.16205432

>>16205422
That would be fantastic too but after a long day of work, dinner and some cuddling are what I need.

>> No.16205438

>>16205415
I want to be a Anubis' Princess!

>> No.16205446
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>>16205415
>>16205438
I want to be my Jabberwock's Princess!

>> No.16205452

>>16205446
I want to make a hobgoblin my princess!

>> No.16205453

>>16205415
>I want her to dote on me and make me feel safe and loved!
Would getting brutally raped achieve this?
http://i.imgur.com/SZw0wDb.jpg

>> No.16205457

>>16205438
So you'll be her Snow White?

>> No.16205460

>>16205415
I want to be my Dragon's princess! But then realize that I'm not fit for the role and end up playing the thief trying to steal her hoard!

>> No.16205461
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Remember to be kind to the beetles

>> No.16205469

>>16205461
I thought they were way bigger.

>> No.16205470

>>16205461
Soldier beetles are cute!
I want to give them fruit slices as they go about their day!

>> No.16205472

>>16205457
I would!

>>16205446
Anon must sure like the warm embrace of a wocks chest.

>> No.16205476

>>16205461
I remember picking up a bettle on one of my walks and it did a very weird noise. I wonder if slapping a soldier beetle's butt would give the same result.

>> No.16205482

>>16205469

That one is still pretty young

>> No.16205493

>>16205461
Beetles need their fruits and vitamins to grow up big and stronk!

>> No.16205497

>>16205493
So if I give her enough fruit she'll grow into a big, muscled soldier beetle?

>> No.16205520

>>16205348
Top tier wife material, would marry a devil.

>> No.16205522

>>16205461
Beetles are for caring and loving
I'd love to spend a day in the forest with one, we catch a bunch of fruits together
We might even be able to bargain with an Alraune for some nectar

>> No.16205523

>>16205348
Like fire
Hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin

>> No.16205525

>>16205461
What happens when the larger, CC beetle wants fruit too?

>> No.16205529 [DELETED] 

>>16205522
She could.

>> No.16205544

>>16205348
But that's not Troll...

>> No.16205545
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A plague of Mucus Toads!

>> No.16205561
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i want to be the QUEEN princess

>> No.16205568

>>16205129
Long, sleek and sexy.

>> No.16205598

>>16205358
Wait what story?

>> No.16205599
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>>16205348
Is that pic a reference to this one?

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Apparently there's a Mantis Girl in the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie. She has cute antennae.

>> No.16205606

>>16205598
http://pastebin.com/hwMwaKar

>> No.16205622
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>> No.16205631

>>16205622
Remember to not chaos dunk.

>> No.16205636

>>16205622
>>16205631
Chaos Wurms? Really? We've come to that, have we?

>> No.16205638

>>16205545
Out of all the girls I love but never speak about Mucus Toad has to be the one I love the most

I truly believe they are the perfect ratio of monstrosity
Their mucus things is great as well
And who doesn't love toads?

>>16205622
Wurms should be banned from all sports except swimming and maybe power walk

>> No.16205647

>>16205638
I play ping pong a lot these days. I bet I could take on a wurm.

>> No.16205649

>>16205638
Mucus toads can give you one hell of a kiss too.

>> No.16205661

>>16205525
Then a bunch of loli/early teen soldier beetles pout up at him as their larger cousin pushes her chest into his face until he gives her fruit.

>> No.16205671
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16205671

Would you folks be interested in a writing project I've been working on for a good while now? It's monster girl related.

Specifically, it's about moon bunnies.

>> No.16205672

>>16205649
Getting throat raped by a Mucus Toad is my dream
When 2017 happens that's the first thing I'm doing

>>16205661
>pushes her chest into his face until he gives her fruit.
Beetles would never be that forceful
The most she might do is stare at him and slightly pout

>> No.16205675

>>16205671
A writing project? It's not a story?

>> No.16205679

>>16205675
It's a nearly finished book.

>> No.16205680

>>16205671
>Specifically, it's about moon bunnies.
I'm interested, bunny girls don't get enough love around these parts.

>> No.16205681

>>16205672
anon, this is a CC soldier beetle we are dealing with.

A veteran of the waifu wars whose emerged out the other side without a husband.

She's going to be tall, strong, and forceful, pushing her chest into his face while staring down at him with a blank expression.

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>>16205679
>nearly finished book
I need an adult.

>> No.16205687

>>16205661
>pushes her chest into his face until he gives her fruit
>starts wondering why he's just standing there not giving her fruit

>> No.16205688

>>16205671
>moon bunnies
I'll take five please.

>> No.16205689

>>16205671
A cup of moon-something guy? Is that you?

>> No.16205702

>>16205685
Wh-what is that elf gonna do with the boy?

>> No.16205704
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>>16205680
>>16205685
Let me preface by saying it's not a romance story.

Amid a small town, a man finds a white rabbit lying limp in a parking lot on a rainy, chilly autumn evening. He ignores it, initially. For what wasn't wasting away in his decrepit little backwater?
Yet when the rabbit reaches out to him, barely clinging to life, he finds in it something pure.

http://pastebin.com/y4K0xreC

>>16205689
You caught me.

Admittedly I've posted this story on /jp/ before, but it never occurred to me you folks might be interested in it. I just don't know if it's the sort of thing you'd be into. And if not I apologize.

>> No.16205708

>>16205704
So how long is this?

>> No.16205714

>>16205708
This is the prologue and first two chapters, about 12k words or 25 pages.

The full text is about 100k words or 350 pages.

>> No.16205715

>>16205704
I recognized you from the Rabi-Ribi thread. And yeah, I thought it was pretty good.

>> No.16205719

>>16205714
>100k words or 350 pages
Huh. Well, I hope you don't expect me to give you literary criticisms of it. I'm putting this up on the ol' backburner though, feels great to see someone who's into MGs also be capable of actually sticking with what they start.

>> No.16205721

I'm gonna get rich selling people Wurm insurance!

>> No.16205727

>>16205681
I underestimated the situation
At this rate she might even make a beetle noise, we need to give her a juicy fruit before this kind of tragedy happens

>> No.16205728
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>>16205715
This pastebin is a chapter longer than what you read last time, if you're interested.

>>16205719
>I hope you don't expect me to give you literary criticisms of it.
Nah, don't worry about that. I am just glad I found some folks who may be interested in it.

It's a deeply personal story to me, both the content itself and my love of bunnies.

>> No.16205735

>>16205721
Just wait till the anti-wurm defamation league hears about this!

>>16205727
Indeed, can you imagine the scandal that would follow should that come to pass?

>> No.16205736

>>16205728
So where do we go for the whole story?

>> No.16205739

>>16205714
>The full text is about 100k words or 350 pages.
That puts you up there with some of our other writers. Nice.

>> No.16205743

>>16205721
I don't know why so many people have trouble with Wurms. They are so peaceful.

>> No.16205747

>>16205743
They sure are docile when you put ketamine in their food.

>> No.16205758

>>16205736
I hope to get it onto Amazon or somesuch soon for not very much money and will probably do a giveaway once I have a cover and such made.

I guess I've been kind of waiting on my artist, to set up an author's blog and such. Sorry about that.

>> No.16205761

>>16205743
You need special structural reinforcement to prevent them from literally crashing through your home.

Even then, she might accidentally knock over a power pole and cause blackouts.

>> No.16205763

>>16204548
Makes me think of monsoon from MGR

>> No.16205772

>>16205747
>ketamine
Are you trying to get a clumbsy, tired Wurm to coil you up and sleep with you inbetween her breast for a day? And think about how cute she'd be on it?

Shes still a wurm, you will go to sleep in her coils.

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>>16205758
I might have room on my shelf to support such a thing, yes. Have all of my ganbatte.

>> No.16205776

>>16205721
Good luck with that, Tanukis have a strong monopoly on the insurance business

>>16205735
>anti-wurm defamation league
The only reason it was formed in the first place was because they needed a headquarters for Wurm lovers to come get their wives
They haven't done anything regarding defamation since their creation and it doesn't seem that they will start anytime soon

>> No.16205777

>>16205747
>>16205761
I thinh you guys are just weak to wurms. All you need to do is put them to sleep and carress them so they get good dreams. When the wurm wakes up she'll be friendly and peaceful.

>> No.16205783

Silent, if you're lurking, what ever did happen to the guy after he got sucked into the devil world from I've Seen Footage?

>> No.16205785

>>16205776
No, its not that Anti-Wurm Defamation League, I'm talking the OTHER Anti-Wurm Defamation League.

>Anon bad mouths wurms
>Wall suddenly explodes and a wurm sentai team is standing there, ready to deliver justice

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>>16205775
Thank you. I'll try my hardest.

>> No.16205790

>>16205788
You better. You'll give me hope. Hope of actually getting something done one day.
One day. After today.

>> No.16205792

>>16205785
Those wurms sound shit. I'm suing their organization, I'm gonna rebuild my wall and make them pay for it.

>> No.16205793

>>16205727
How will gum solve this?!

>> No.16205794

>>16205777
>Implying her rape meter doesn't reset after she goes to sleep
If you don't struggle too much maybe your home will survive with only a few broken furniture

>>16205785
We don't talk about this one
If it wasn't for government corruption they'd be arrested already

How come they have enough money to covers for all their expenses?

Also, raping and marrying men who insult them is not a proper way to deliver justice, you even have people abusing them to prank their friends

>> No.16205796

>>16205793
With the properties of gum and rubber you can bring the dead to life.

>> No.16205799

>>16205792
Ah, but now you have to face an even more difficult opponent.

The Anti-Wurm Defamation League Lawyer Team!

>And then anon was in court with a tanuki sentai team that are contractually obligated to wear the suits when they do business for the wurms.

>>16205794
Well, you can't disagree with the results.

10/10 wurms who join the Anti-Wurm Defamation League sentai team get married within the year!

>> No.16205803

>>16205794
If a wurm tries to rape you after she sleeps you are clearly triggering wet dreams instead of sweet ones. You need to pat the right spots Anon. Trust me, I have a Ph.D in dragons.

>> No.16205808
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>>16205796
That's bullshit but I believe it.

>> No.16205809

>>16205799
Well my case is rock solid. Some angry cunts trespassed on my property and trashed my shit. If they drag this out I'll just sue them for the cost of a lawyer aswell

>> No.16205813

>>16205808
Hisoka did it, so can you!

>> No.16205815

>>16205809
Were you disparaging Wurms when they broke in?

They're allowed to do that.

>> No.16205816

>>16205785
>Casually slip a crude joke about wurms and lightbulbs on Twitter while you're waiting for your train
>Suddenly, you're caught between two busty wurms who are uncomfortably close
>One of them hugs you
>"Now, now, Anon. You didn't really mean what you said, did you?"
>The other one licks her fingers while staring you down.
>"You know what'll happen to naughty humans like you, right?"

>> No.16205817

>>16205809
See >>16205794
They probably corrupted the judge and you'll be sentenced to a life sentence of taking responsibility

>>16205815
Look you already have people defending them!

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>>16205783

>> No.16205826

>>16205816
Exactly.
Justice delivered in wurm form.

They're actually running into issues at this point with unmarried members that they've been recruiting lolis.

>>16205817
Don't blame me, blame the laws.

>> No.16205827

>>16205815
Disparaging remarks about wurms are illegal now?

What is this, the Soviet Union? If I really am fighting against the state, then I'll just lie. Wurms are too stupid to remember what they had for breakfast, I'll just convince them they broke into the wrong guy's house.

I mean, the whole jury are wurms and so is the judge. I'll walk out of there with cookies and "sorry" cards written in crayon.

And then I'm moving to somewhere not shit, like an Undead Kingdom

>> No.16205831

>>16203563
It may as well be.

>> No.16205846

>>16205816
This man lost and gained 2 things today
He lost his freedom and virginy
He gained 2 Wurm wives

>>16205826
>Don't blame me, blame the laws.
If it wasn't for the Wurm's mining of precious stones and metal being a cornerstone of the economy the laws wouldn't be that unfair to begin with

>> No.16205849

>>16205827
>with cookies and "sorry" cards written in crayon
>There are people who would STILL speak ill of wurms

They deserve to be persecuted, honestly.

>> No.16205851

>>16205846
Well, if you manage to find a way to replace the income made by wurm mining operations with an equally profitable industry than feel free, then you too can enjoy the special privileges that wurms get.

>> No.16205853

>>16205849
>disrespecting the national food and a wurm's hard work
It took her decades of studying her ABC's to be able to write, if some one deserves punishment it's you.

>> No.16205857

>>16205851
>Wurm
>Operations
Two words that go together like a mild nuclear explosion

>> No.16205859

>>16205820
Do you think it would hurt to cum that much for so long?

>> No.16205862

>>16205857
Say what you will about those girls' book knowledge, when it comes to mining and gem finding, these girls are second to none.

>> No.16205865

>>16205862
Ooohhh
Click-click-click-click-click
Work's on in the mines!

>> No.16205866

>>16205853
Anon I get the feeling we're actually agreeing with each other

>> No.16205874

>>16205826
I can imagine a MILF wurm using a defamer as a sex training dummy for a loli wurm

Twisted, but not beyond the scope of a monstergirl's power in a modern city.

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