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Remember to go to church. The priests will be very happy to see you.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.16261484

First for June a best

>> No.16261487
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16261487

>Not wanting this

>> No.16261491

>>16261476
Time to impregnate the priestess!

>> No.16261493

Fuck I forgot the subject.

>> No.16261494

>>16261476
You made a grave error anon.

>> No.16261497

>>16261494
Every time I make a OP I forget something.
I have failed you all.

>> No.16261499

>>16261494
>>16261493
Im sure we can live

>> No.16261504

>>16261487
No thanks.

>> No.16261505

>>16261504
Gay

>> No.16261506
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Any other farmers here, how can Ikeep the girls from breaking my bones during sexual congress

>> No.16261507

I want a massively muscled minotaur with a lovely singing voice.

>> No.16261510

>>16261505
You're gay.

>> No.16261512

>>16261506
Drink your milk

>> No.16261514

>>16261510
No you're gay

>> No.16261515
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>>16261491
But she'll only allow you to impregnate her in you convert to her religion.
How do you feel about letting the fallen goddess in to your life anon?

>> No.16261520

>>16261515
Oh.
Welp, gonna have to part ways.
Can't be converting.

>> No.16261524

>>16261514
You're double gay no takebacks.

>> No.16261530

>>16261515
>>16261520
I just realized what I wrote. Don't drink and post kids.

>> No.16261538

Cute lizards that can do some stuff.

>> No.16261542

>>16261538
cute slimes in bottles

>> No.16261546

>>16261487
What, silent hill with monsters?

>> No.16261559

>>16261546
I think we talked about this before....

If the entire town based the monster girls off of the inner perversions of the visitor then I'd go to the hospital and find a bunch of strongfat nurses trying to deal with too small uniforms

>> No.16261560

>>16261546
>>16261387

>> No.16261574

>>16261560
So what becomes of the ending?

>> No.16261576

>>16261506
CARA IS THE BREAST

SOLO PICTURE WHEN?

>> No.16261585

>>16261506
Depends, mabobo mana will do it in MGE, in EMG you just gotta get swole

>> No.16261592

>>16261487
You're free to get shot by your loved ones to "save" you.

>> No.16261600

>>16261487
What happens if I set up a kissing booth in the middle of the streets?

>> No.16261601

>>16261592
>Movie ending
Read the novella plebe.

>> No.16261605

>>16261601
Even Stephen King thinks the movie's ending is better.

>> No.16261607

>>16261601
You get cute abominations lining up to kiss you

>> No.16261613

>>16261601
>movie ending
Yeah, the ending that King praised.

>> No.16261615

>>16261605
Stephen King is a plebe then. One shouldn't backpedal on your own written ending because someone thinks up le edgy ending xD. He's a literary cuck for bowing to that shit.

>> No.16261616

>>16261601
Sorry,

>>16261600 look >>16261607

>> No.16261619

>>16261592
They can turn undead.

>>16261601
The movie ending is better

>> No.16261620

>>16261615
Go back to /lit/ you annoying faggot.

>> No.16261622
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>>16261600
Wendigo kisses

>> No.16261629

>>16261615
>sad endings are "edgy xD"
I really don't think you're in any position to be calling others "plebes."

>> No.16261630

Young monsters are for fucking and for molesting their poor virgin ears with H-doujin dialogue.

>> No.16261636

So when is the wiki site going to get the updated MGE1 western release art?

>> No.16261638

>>16261630
How young are we talking bout here?

>> No.16261643
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16261643

cumflate Ojou sama!

>> No.16261644

>>16261622
Knowing oni-tengu, she's going to grow up to be busty.

>> No.16261646

>>16261643
I wanna make her feel and look like she's going to pop.

>> No.16261652

Cumflate has officially become worse than headpats.

>> No.16261657

>>16261652
It's the memes anon.

>> No.16261662

>>16261652
It was always much worse.

>> No.16261666

>>16261504
>>16261592
>Not wanting to be part of a group of survivors trying to find a place to take refuge
>Not wanting to be ambushed in the middle of the mist by something you can't hear nor see
>Not wanting to see the rest of the group disappear, one by one, while listening to their screams, until you're the only one standing
>Not wanting to suddenly hear a female voice behind you, calling your name

>> No.16261668

>>16261652
>Worse than headpats
Since when were headpats hated? headpatfags are quite tame compared to some others fags like cuddlefags.

>> No.16261669
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao

>> No.16261670

>>16261652
But is it worse than pear-shaped?

>> No.16261675

>>16261670
You ready for this?

Cumflating a pear-shaped loli and headpatting her for taking it all.

>> No.16261676

>>16261666
I would rather end my life, Satan.

>> No.16261678

>>16261668
Head pats are just trite.
It's the sort of thing that goes hand in hand with zero-value "I wanna X a Y!" posts.

>> No.16261679

>>16261646
i dont think any are independent of each other

>> No.16261682

>>16261675
No, cumflating a THICK pear shaped loli while headpatting her!

>> No.16261683

>>16261643
Extremely vanilla sex with waifu!

>> No.16261687
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>>16261670
I love how the sudden complaints about this came out of nowhere and never seem to be more than one or two guys at once.

>> No.16261688

>>16261668
I'm guessing it's that one furry who commissioned a LOT of Raiju headpat pics.

>> No.16261689

>>16261683
Egregriously vanilla sex!

>> No.16261690

Somebody have a imgur of those cow girls? Can't be fucked to look in the archives.

>> No.16261691

>>16261682
You misspelled thicc.

>> No.16261697

>>16261687
>never
No idea how auto correct turned ever into never but fuck it.

>> No.16261699
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>>16261644
Ara-awa

>> No.16261703

>>16261699
Does stretchy meat still make her drool?

>> No.16261708

>>16261703
Of course, she can't fight her instinct for some sweet meat

>> No.16261718

>>16261708
We are talking about anime meat, right?

>> No.16261727
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>>16261718
The stretchiest

>> No.16261728
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16261728

Where can I find a cute elf to marry?

>> No.16261730

>>16261718
He's likely referring to the meat that helps her make daughterus.

>> No.16261740

>>16261646
how much thats gonna take?

>> No.16261741

>>16261669
If Anons ever make it to the Monster Girl universe there will be a lot of confused monster girls.

>> No.16261745

>>16261730
Well, if it's ara-awa wendigos then I can see it happening.

>> No.16261748

>>16261740
Quite a bit, I imagine, monster girls are fairly durable so whatever is done to her will leave quite a noticeable bump.

>> No.16261754

>>16261615
>Stephen King is a "plebe"
The word is "pleb" if you're not going to use the full "plebeian" you insufferable cunt. He's also an English teacher and has written dozens of best selling novels over the years, which is probably more than any of you incorrigible /lit/ fuckwits.

>> No.16261756

>>16261741
Well I'm sure the bees will appreciate it.

>> No.16261757

>>16261741
Do Anons that are as dense as harem MCs exist?

>> No.16261758

>>16261728
Ask your neighborhood hippy for the best local spots.

>> No.16261763

>>16261728
You don't find Elves, you just HUNT THEM LIKE FUCKING ELKS

>> No.16261764

>>16261728
She's very cute. Is she a teacher?
>>16261756
But those poor Ogres.
>>16261757
Some might act like that just to screw with them.

>> No.16261765

>>16261638
>How young are we talking bout here?
Making loli monsters cum for the first time
Pounding a Jabberwock doggystyle and gripping her soft hips
Asking her if having her O-grader asspussy stuffed by adult cock feels good

>> No.16261774

>>16261741
Why?

>> No.16261779

>>16261741
We would hunt them down and waifu them.

>> No.16261786

>>16261741
I would immediately arm myself with a magic chastity belt and make my way to the Mist Continent to find my jinko waifu.

>> No.16261787

>>16261748
sounds like experimenting time

>> No.16261789

>>16261687
Leave them to their shit taste anon.

Words are but that.

>> No.16261794
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>>16261763
Elves are for loving tenderly! Please do not even suggest such vile and barbaric things!

>> No.16261800

>>16261670
Pear-shaped is hardly meme-tier you shitter.

>> No.16261802

I want to share a huge bowl of spaghetti with my Kobold waifu!

>> No.16261808

>>16261794
To be fair, those aren't mutually exclusive things. Doing them both at once might be difficult, but once they understand their place...

>> No.16261815
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>>16261741
>>16261764
It will all be ogre soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj57zA7fKEQ

>> No.16261816

>>16261802
My waifu can't hold the chopsticks, so I have to feed it to her.

>> No.16261822

>>16261800
It is when it comes up every single time lolis are mentioned.

>> No.16261833

>>16261822
Blame elin.

>> No.16261835

>>16261816
My waifu can't hold chopsticks either, but we don't eat spaghetti with chopsticks! I do have to feed sushi to her and our daughteru though. Sometimes it's sushi in normal people pieces and sometimes it's sushi burritos, but even though they could probably feed themselves sushi burritos they want me to do it for them anyway.

>> No.16261838
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>>16261833
Love Elin.

>> No.16261845

>>16261822
Because it's the best body type for them.

>> No.16261847

>>16261794
What about mating press for the purpose of procreation? coupled with extreme ear cuddling

>> No.16261853

>>16261838
Stop it, Anon, you are entering into a very flat terrain.

>> No.16261862

>>16261636
Despite the pictures we have I don't think anyone has actually scanned it yet, so never until it gets scanned

>> No.16261863

>>16261835
For some reason whenI read spaghetti I thought about some ramen and cup noodles.
It would be funny to see though, because my daughteru somehow managed to best them, so while waifu would be proud, she would also be jealous.

>> No.16261868

>>16261835
Hell, my waifu has to use utensils with extra large handles due to the size of her paws. I imagine chopsticks would frustrate her to no end.

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>> No.16261874

>>16261863
That sounds adorable. I'm sure my waifu could use chopsticks if she wanted to since she does all sorts of paw dexterity exercises before bed each night, but she likes it when I feed her too much to try. What's so cute about it though is that she thinks I have no idea that she could use them if she wanted to.

>> No.16261878

Muscle lolis

>> No.16261888

>>16261871
What's your endgame?

>> No.16261892

>>16261878
Mahou Shoujo Monstergirl lolis.

>> No.16261895

>>16261888
Suicide because Whitehorns fail to exist.

>> No.16261896

>>16261892
Mahou Shoujo Muscle lolis!

>> No.16261902

>>16261868
Yes, all of my waifu's and daughteru's kitchen utensils toothbrushes have big handles. Same with their toothbrushes. Their drinking glasses are also shaped irregularly so that they don't slip out of their soft, silky paws.

>> No.16261905

>>16261892
Mahou Shoujo Monstergirl Hags!

>> No.16261906
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>"Papa?! It's not what you think! I was wearing this for you! I-I mean I wasn't wearing this for you! Awawawa"
How do you react to finding your daughteru like this?

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>>16261688
I never understood the issue with that. That actually resulted in some good Raiju art, headpatting be damned.

Raiju's just want your love, how you will give them that love is up to you.

>> No.16261909

>>16261874
Mine isn't really the patient type. She can't handle fragile things very well.
My daughteru though has some really delicate claws.

I have thought about a funny scenario where I take her on a date at a chinese restaurant. Gotta love my big lizard.

>> No.16261910

>>16261678
>It's the sort of thing that goes hand in hand with zero-value "I wanna X a Y!" posts.
You aren't allowed to complain about that anon. Don't you like fun and content?

>> No.16261911

>>16261906
Let her serve me drinks in costume.

>> No.16261913

>>16261888
Dripping wet Doe pussy.

>> No.16261917

>>16261845
You guys make it sound like the only body type though.

>> No.16261918

>>16261906
Find her a nice boy.

>> No.16261920

>>16261906
This outfit must be part of some larger elaborate surprise she has for me because my Kobold daughteru is always proud of the outfits she puts on to show me.

>>16261909
>I have thought about a funny scenario where I take her on a date at a chinese restaurant. Gotta love my big lizard.
I hope you'd have some way of making it up to her if he gets embarrassed!

>> No.16261921

>>16261906
Have "The Talk". I know she likes that one kid nextdoor and is planning to hit on him.

>> No.16261922
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>>16261871
Sproink!

It's a hop, skip and a jump!

>> No.16261929
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>>16261794

>> No.16261931

>>16261906
Take lots of pictures.

>> No.16261935

>>16261929
Somebody needs to tell those elves that bullying is mean.

>> No.16261936

>>16261929
This is why elves get raped.

>> No.16261937

>>16261929
So thats how elves get to be such powerful spell casters!

>> No.16261938

>>16261929
I came here for nice Elf nee-sans.

>> No.16261940

>>16261808
>once they understand their place
Which is?

>> No.16261942

>>16261920
Oh, I'm making her embarrassed in public for pulling a prank on me. I'm going to eat revenge on that restaurant.

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>>16261929
I want to be bullied by elves

would they try triple snuggling me?

>> No.16261946

>>16261940
Beneath you in the missionary with the lights off or your little spoon. some fight this harder than others.

>> No.16261947

>>16261908
Commissioning the EXACT same thing over and over again is just wasted potential.

>> No.16261950
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>Magical Girl Automaton
>Can't cast magic from her "staff"
>Uses it like a mace instead
>[Mysterious Automaton Alloy] comprises her outfit instead of the cloth seen on your typical magical girl
>Only projectile weaponry is a small shoulder mounted version of the average Automaton gun
>Has knee-mounted pilebunkers for emergency situations

>> No.16261954

>>16261942
I see! Nothing wrong with some playful revenge.

>> No.16261959

>>16261947
It's his money. If you want to see something else drawn maybe you could put some money towards that, or even just ask around instead of sitting around and complaining.

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>>16261947
On one hand I understand your point, on the other hand I fail to see the issue simply because the images aren't that alike due to various artists and artstyles.

And that's ignoring the obvious 'its his money' argument.

>> No.16261966

>>16261911
>you're sitting on the couch with a glass of scotch in your hand and her sitting across your lap, her face is bright red.
>you bring your drink up to take a sip, which causes you to pull her in closer to you
>awawa-ing intensifies
don't tease her too much, anon

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Please remember to think of the countless forgotten Kiki's, working hard to keep the world in order.

>> No.16261977

>>16261970
I want to adopt many kiki's and teach em how to play board games and MMO

>> No.16261982

>>16261970
I want to give my kiki a gym membership for a year as thanks and leave some muscle porn open on my laptop for her to see

>> No.16261990

>>16261970
Of course, I always pary at the nearest kiki shrine.

>> No.16261994

>>16261962
>That pic
I don't know about you, but I'd totally take Demonic energy injections to get the powers Monstergirls have.

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>>16261970

>> No.16262000
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What Undead types can withstand cold temperatures the best?

>> No.16262001

>>16261990
because they attack you at the shrine?

>> No.16262005

>>16262000
Spectral ones don't have cold joints to worry about getting stiff.

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>>16261982
Would you leave a Kiki-Stronk disc for her to find in plain sight?

>>16261977
>Kiki's playing board games and mmo's

This can only end well. Kiki's would be systematicly sweep their way through any MMO and quickly control the economy.
Though I wonder what a Kiki would play in a board game

>> No.16262013

>>16262000
That is one flexible corpse.
And well-dressed to boot.

>> No.16262015
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>>16262000
all of them

>> No.16262016

>>16262008
They always choose the thimble or the iron.

>> No.16262017

>>16262008
Yep.
Right out in the open for her.

I'd even put her name on it

>> No.16262019

>>16262013
Corpse girls need to exercise regularly to keep rigor mortis at bay!

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>>16262019
Only Jiang-Shi have that problem, among many others like barely having any art.

>> No.16262051

>>16262046
Just give them a nice massage.

>> No.16262053
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Elf wights are for rear spanking and mating press on a daily basis

would you waifu elf still just love you after she turned into a wight?

would she be lewder?

>> No.16262076

>>16262053
>would you waifu elf still just love you after she turned into a wight?
Any waifu would still love you after attaining Wighthood, so why ask that question?
>would she be lewder?
On top of Undead Kingdoms would be a nice change from the forest she spent centuries hobbled up in, fucking in them would be a grand experience so sure.

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>>16261476
Question from /tg/.

What would happen to the world if 50% of women on Earth were to turn to monster girls?

Their birth-ratio would be 50% men, 25% normal women and 25% monstergirl.

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>>16261838
Have you heard of the amazing power of technicolor anon?

>> No.16262087

>>16262076
I keep hearing here that wights dont stick to one man for too long unless i misinterpreted that

I mean she literally died in some accident while you were away and was re-animated as a wight

>> No.16262089

>>16262079
That's not how it works. Monstergirls can only give birth to monstergirls. It's the CG's only saving grace against the DL. Kindly learn the lore.

>> No.16262091

>>16262079
Marriage rates go up, divorce and suicide rates plummet, and the world's culture becomes a great deal more sexual.

>> No.16262093

>>16262083
Nice, I didn't know Barb colored that.

>> No.16262095

>>16262079
>>16262089

>> No.16262098

>>16262079
Monstergirls can only give birth to monstergirls

>> No.16262099

>>16262087
I think you're retarded anon.

>> No.16262100
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I love spiders!

>> No.16262104

>>16262083
>Dat translucency on the left
>Sweating.jpg

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>>16262100
I like them to look a little more deadly.

>> No.16262107

So there are a couple of us who commission art of our favorite monster girls

But what kind of art do you think do you think they commission of us?

>> No.16262112

>>16262107
Glory shots of me at work, or coming out of the water all majestic.

>> No.16262113

>>16262098
Anon he's giving you a hypothetical situation. If half the women in the world suddenly became monstergirls without explanation and they had a birthrate of 25% monstergirls, 25% humangirls, and 50% human boys, what would happen?

>> No.16262114

>>16262107
I would like to imagine I get drawn playing music. Or even writing.

>> No.16262115

>>16262079
Doesn't work on any level.

Biologically, it wouldn't work, and the way MGE works, the corruption that makes them sexy women means anything they fuck gets monsterized. No human women full stop and men become monsterized charicatures of regular human men in the same way that the humanoid female monsters like elves or dwarves are different than their original counterparts.

Humans from monsters is always extra retarded in any case. You don't sound like you're from /tg/ either since this sort of thing gets discussed all the time there about bog standard fantasy universes that make halfbreeds or have incompatible races.

>> No.16262116 [DELETED] 

>>16262079
>If 50% of the population turned into monstergirls
There'd be a third world war overnight, Arab nations would actually implode in on themselves.

It'd actually be kind of a win-win because the niggers and arabs would be too busy being raped stupid to do shit.

>> No.16262119

>>16262107
Anon blindfolded, tied up, and extensively molested by fluffy tail

>> No.16262120

>>16262107
None because my waifu has better money sense than I do.

>> No.16262124

>>16262107
Probably POV cuddling and vanilla stuff.

>> No.16262133

>>16262119
Do you think some monstergirls would commission art of them fucking other girls husbandos out of spite?
Because I could totally see shitposters from /hbg/ doing that.

>> No.16262134

>>16262053
>Wights are for rear spanking and mating press on a daily basis

>> No.16262142

>>16262107
Not of me, that's for sure.

>> No.16262148
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>>16262046
All that exercise gives them nice, toned bodies.

>> No.16262150
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Making fun of a titty elf for having such a big chest! then proceed to grope and fondle her

>> No.16262153

>>16262107
Oh you know.

Their version of Hootch and Fatalpulse.

>> No.16262154

>>16262148
Going to mating press the Jiang-Shi. Going to make her all warm.

>> No.16262155

>>16262113
Then I sprout wings out of my asshole and fly for the honor of Valhalla. You can make anything up you like if you're going off cannon, but if you have a question about the setting we can help.

>> No.16262161

>>16262107
I can see her getting some embarrassing stuff of me. Maybe one or two serious one.

>> No.16262177

>>16262150
I think I know that image.

>> No.16262185

>>16262107
Anon sitting as his desk, in a nice suit, at his office job.

>> No.16262191

>>16262155
I'm not the guy who posed the question anon, I was just trying to clear up what he was trying to say.

>> No.16262193

>>16262089
>>16262098
>MGE is the only monstergirl setting

>> No.16262198

>>16262193
Female-only race is pretty much the difference between proper monstergirls and regular female monsters that just happen to be fuckable.

>> No.16262202

>>16262193
> MGE
> MonMusume
> MGQ
> lulwhatisgrekoromanliterature

It's the cannon.

>> No.16262203

>>16262193
This >>16262198
Anyways it seems like you want generic fantasy.

>> No.16262204

>>16262153
>Faceless fat old monster girls gangbanging and recording young anon giving the peace sign
>Drugs, corruption, mind break and hardcore bondage
Only the dead can know peace from this evil
>mg version of Hootch does a drugs/mindbreak doujin of their equivalent of Yotsubato

>> No.16262207

>>16262198
Just because monstergirls can give birth to regular human boys doesn't somehow make them not monstergirls.

>> No.16262209
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>>16262204

>> No.16262211

>>16262202
>MonMusume
You may want to rethink that one.

>> No.16262219

>>16262202
>MonMusume
Nigga you're braindead.

>> No.16262223

>Vampire meeting a human man in a cravat and black evening jacket with silvery white hair and beard
>Thinks he's the genuine article vampire like her
>Turns out he's just an actor wearing false fangs, but she gets off on the dark fantasy anyway

>> No.16262224

>>16262207
It really does. But somebody else can argue with you about it.

>> No.16262228

>>16262204
>Young boys dying

That would kill the monster girls.

>> No.16262235

>>16262203
Regular Fantasy
>Monsterboys
>Regular monsters
>Most female monsters are furry or horrifying
>All monsters want to kill/eat humans
>Monsters still don't give birth to humans

Monstergirl Fantasy
>No monsterboys
>Almost all monsters replaced with monstergirls
>Monstergirls are cute and sexy
>Monstergirls only want to fuck and marry human men
>Monstergirls may or may not give birth to humans depending on the setting

Yeah, no. I'm pretty sure it's monstergirl fantasy I want.

>> No.16262239

>>16262235
You got it right except for this.
>Monstergirls may or may not give birth to humans depending on the setting

Ib4 "incubi are humans"

>> No.16262242

>>16262239
Isn't that what KC says?

>> No.16262243

>>16262087
>I keep hearing here that wights don't stick to one man for too long
No you don't.

>> No.16262247

>>16262242
No. They're monsterized human men and are a unique creature that has the energy of both human monster. They just look pretty close to the same, like corrupted demi races and Eros servants.

KC has also overwritten the passing stuff the Wandering Scholar said to that effect since introducing the Chaos girls

>> No.16262249

>>16262243
As I said, he's retarded.

>> No.16262251

>>16262247
See, I'm pretty sure I remember KC trying to say: "No Incubi are totally humans, just slightly corrupted so that they're better in every way!"

>> No.16262262

>>16262251
The same way that "It's totally not brainwashing, just your secret desire to be a total slut awakening!"

That was the MGE1 stuff anyway which if you read the paragraph, it actually says that the Wandering Scholar calls them human because of the same reason he makes no encyclopedia distinction between normal and corrupted monster in the profiles despite mentions of the different kinds, where the rest of humanity classifies incubi as monsters.

>> No.16262265

I WANT TO BE BULLIED BY SNAKES

>> No.16262266
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How do you fluster a oni?

>> No.16262270
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>>16262265
tunnel snakes rule!

>> No.16262274

>>16262239
>>16262247
Incubi are human

>> No.16262283

>>16262266
Indirect beer kiss.

>> No.16262284

>>16262274
here we go again

>> No.16262285

DARK
MAGE
WHEN?

>> No.16262287

>>16262274
Whatever helps you sleep at night Mr. Squidward.

>> No.16262288

>>16262266
Tell her how cute she looks wearing that frilly dress she hates but wore for you anyway.

>> No.16262289
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>>16262266
push her down and pour water on her

>> No.16262291

>>16262270
>A lamia will never coil you up and give you a forced lapdance and striptease
>She'll never get her sisters to join her in relieving you of your virginity.

>> No.16262295

>>16262274
Stop replying you idiot. Report and ignore.

>> No.16262298
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>> No.16262303

>>16261652
Let the thread ruin every fetish conceivable.

>> No.16262306

>>16262298
SHOVEL THE SNOW SHOVEL THE SNOW SHOVEL THE SNOW SHOVEL THE SNOW SHOVEL THE SNOW

>> No.16262309

>>16262285
NEVER EVER

>> No.16262314

>>16262285
After Trumpart and Atlach-Nacha

>> No.16262315
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>>16262306
Fuck that. I'll pay that peppy Moose girl down the road to do that. I'm staying inside cuddling my Wyvern until the Satanic sky ice is gone.

>> No.16262317

>>16262107
Playing with daughterus.

>> No.16262321

>>16262315
TOO BAD I DONT HAVE A FIRE BREATHER, WOULD MAKE SHOVELING THIS 1 TON PILE OF WHITE BULLSHIT EASIER

>> No.16262322
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16262322

Do you remember what was the first MG related image you saved? i had this since years ago before i had an idea of what onis or mosnter girls were

>> No.16262326

>>16262322
probably something of the Zora princess from Zelda

>> No.16262331

>>16262295
>telling someone to report actual MGE discussion
That's either a whole new level of retarded or a dirty trick to get that guy a vacation for false reporting.

>> No.16262337
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>>16262321
Again, just find a Moose and give her a couple bucks. She'll have your driveway cleared no problem.

Alternatively, you could probably pay her with a muffin.

>> No.16262338

>>16261652
>implying it wasn't always

>> No.16262342 [SPOILER] 
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>>16262322
No, but I remember my first MG-related boner

>> No.16262348

>>16262322
Damn, that's a tough one to remember. The most memorizable for me was probably the Hellhound and Cheshire top rape pic.

>> No.16262349
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>>16262322
From a thread on /x/.

>> No.16262350

>>16262342
I don't remember Inque being quite so voluptuous.

>> No.16262352

>>16262284
They're just enhanced humans, if anything. Do we call the monster husbands who're changed to their waifu's tastes monsterboys as well? Are we really this autistic?

>> No.16262355

>>16262298
someone saved the edit i made

>> No.16262364

>>16262350
That's the best part about amorphous waifus

>> No.16262369
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>>16262364
Slimes are just cheaters when it comes to body fetishes.

>> No.16262375

>>16262369
Such a damn shame Funk's a slave to the furrybucks.

>> No.16262377

>>16262298
Find a nice Yeti to bundle up with and ride out the blizzard

>> No.16262378
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i want to nibble on her ears!

>> No.16262380
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>> No.16262383

>>16262378
>>16262380
An elf's ears are her cutest features, no matter the type!
I want to cuddle a High Elf Ojou-sama and massage her ears while she blushes!

>> No.16262389
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16262389

What would your reaction be to human girls trying to trick poor innocent anons into bed by pretending to be MGs?

>> No.16262391

>>16262375
Unfortunate, but if I could live off of charging furries too much money for drawings

I'd

Well

I'd consider it at least?

>> No.16262396 [SPOILER] 
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16262396

Will you take responsibility?

>> No.16262398

>>16262321
>Fargo Man Arrested for attempting to melt snow in driveway with homemade flamethrower

>> No.16262402
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>> No.16262409

>>16262396
Where's that one greentext?
The answer is "yes" by the way.

>> No.16262412
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Tomboy Onis are the oni ones for me!

>> No.16262415

>>16262389
You act like karma wouldn't strike them by causing them to actually become monstergirls.
Though now I'm imagining a chubby human nerd kidnapping a boy to rape so she can become a monstergirl and drown him in her love.

>> No.16262417

>>16262402
No imagedumping senpai.

>> No.16262418
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>>16262417
im elf posting.

>> No.16262421
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>>16262412
What is it about fantastic skin colors than is so great?

>> No.16262422

Someone who speaks moonrunes, is crabman opening up more chances to be drawn with your waifu?

https://twitter.com/okayado1215/status/809066118098796544

>> No.16262424

>>16262418
Same thing.

>> No.16262425 [DELETED] 

>>16262418
You're wasting images you retarded faggot, stop

>> No.16262426

>>16262380
>>16262378
>>16262402
>Alien and two filthy halfbreeds

Where's the beef?

>> No.16262428
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>>16262421
I have no idea.

>> No.16262431

>>16262421
They're exotic and inhuman.

>> No.16262433 [DELETED] 

>>16262425
no image posting allowed on an image board!

>> No.16262435 [DELETED] 

>>16262425
He's definitely new unfortunately.

>> No.16262438

>>16262431
Like monstergirls?

>> No.16262440 [DELETED] 

>>16262425
>>16262435
>Posting images of perfectly fine waifus is "wasting them"
For fuck's sake it's not like he's posting unrelated reaction images.
Stop whining and talk about how cute elves are!

>> No.16262444
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>>16262412

>> No.16262445 [DELETED] 
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16262445

These are your waifus now.

>> No.16262446

>>16262331
Unfortunately talking about a few different things that are actually part of MGE here will still start flame wars.
You're right though, asking people to report it is stupid.

>> No.16262450

>>16262445
Mmmmm nope. Still don't like ayyylmaos

Unless they're really basic shit like Twi'lek or Asari, I guess

>> No.16262452

>>16262445
Xenos aren't monstergirls.

>> No.16262453

>>16262438
Exactly!

>> No.16262456

>>16262445
They don't have enough legs.

>> No.16262457

>>16262445
We don't take kindly to 40kiddies or aliens around around here, friend.

>> No.16262459

>>16262107
>Snake girl who has her human boy daki pit and a shrine dedicated to her husbando, and spends her nights tightly clinging onto her daki in hopes she gets him one day
>Gazer who somehow manages to get a whole bunch of art of her human boy all the time but sometimes forgos eating to fund her commissions
>Mom and daughter duo who commission bizzare latex images of their husband

>> No.16262462

>>16262444
Oh geez I got a tent in my pants.

>> No.16262471
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I want to marry a snake and start a family.

I want to be constricted by smooth, cool scales and soft skin.

>> No.16262473 [DELETED] 

>>16262433
>>16262440
/jp/ is a slow board, and we can only post 300 images per thread, but since your newfaggotry is blatant it's easy to tell that you aren't aware of those facts.

>> No.16262477 [DELETED] 

>>16262473
>Imagefaggotry
Oh boy, it's been a while since we had this but it's never been this stupid!

>> No.16262480 [DELETED] 

>>16262473
i've been on /jp/ longer than you. i didnt know that monster girl fans were this autistic over their threads. I guess I'll just go back to vns and 2hu if you are going to cry because somebody is posting related images in a thread.

>> No.16262482

>>16262452
>Xenos aren't monstergirls
Draenei are pretty MG.

>> No.16262483
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>>16262457
I for one welcome our new alien overlords.

>> No.16262484
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>>16262471
Are you willing to sacrifice some of your bones to start a family?

>> No.16262486 [DELETED] 

>>16262477
Are you the guy that spams new threads the moment a thread reaches 300 images?

>> No.16262487 [DELETED] 

>>16262480
He's a shitposter anon, don't pay him any mind.
Besides, we're early in the thread and we haven't even used half of our images.

>> No.16262489 [DELETED] 

>>16262480
its just courtesy, mate. We have to save our images as much as possible to keep one thread alive as long as possible.

been doing it forever.

>> No.16262491 [DELETED] 

>>16262486
How dare you even think that I'm that shitbird.
I just understand that we can use images if they're on topic and elves are on topic.

>> No.16262493 [DELETED] 

>>16262491
Tough shit, blatant image dumps are always frowned up on in these threads even if the images are topical.

>> No.16262494 [DELETED] 

>>16262489
Conserving Images =/= getting assravaged over people posting on topic images anon.

>> No.16262496

>>16262482
Nah. No more than Vulcans are elves.

>> No.16262497 [DELETED] 

>>16262480
>>16262489

>> No.16262500

>>16262496
Oh come on, they're space goats

>> No.16262501 [DELETED] 

>>16262493
>Image Dump
he posted FOUR gifs anon.
Talking to a brick wall would be more intelligent conversation than this.

>> No.16262504 [DELETED] 

>>16262494
not that guy so dont blame me

>> No.16262505 [DELETED] 

>>16262497
so why haven't you left yet?

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>>16262496

>> No.16262509 [DELETED] 

>>16262494
Not him but when there's only 1.5 images per person in the thread and somebody starts dumping, it has a pretty big effect.

>> No.16262514 [DELETED] 

>>16262507
Okay, seriously anon? Not on topic.

>>16262509
Oh god you somehow got worse.

>> No.16262517 [DELETED] 

>nobody remembers that time a guy decided to spam dragongirl images before taking the hint that he should've made an imgur album

>> No.16262518 [DELETED] 

>>16262517
that was yesterday

>> No.16262520 [DELETED] 

>>16262514
How the hell is it not on topic when she's literally a monster girl?

>> No.16262521

>>16262507
Pretty crappy goat picture, honestly

>> No.16262525 [DELETED] 

>>16262518
I'm referring to an incident that occurred a few months ago, not yesterday.

>> No.16262526

>>16262500
Alien means not monstergirl. Doesn't mean they're not sexy or but they're not on topic. Blizzard stuff isn't any big loss anyway.

>> No.16262528 [DELETED] 

>>16262520
Because she isn't, she's an ayylmao.

>> No.16262529 [DELETED] 

>>16262520
ayys dont count, never have.

>> No.16262531

>>16262459
I like to believe/hbg/ has just as many husbandofags as there are waifufags here

>> No.16262534

>>16262500
Ayylmaos still aren't MGs.

>> No.16262535 [DELETED] 

>>16262528
>>16262529
>Not understanding how the Nether works

>> No.16262538 [DELETED] 

>>16262528
>>16262529
This

>> No.16262540 [DELETED] 

>>16262517
I remember him. It was the rabbid dragonfag I think.

>> No.16262541 [DELETED] 

>>16262535
>still thinking anyone gives a shit
Not allowed, end of discussion.

>> No.16262543

>>16262452
Neither were robots.

>> No.16262544

>>16262526
>>16262534
This is stupid

Would you consider the Night Elves to be MGs? You should since they're even less human than normal elves

Well a draenei is a night elf with cloven hooves, horns and a tail. All things that are acceptable here

You guys are idiots

I mean fucking orcs (in WoW) are as much aliens as draenei and nobody gets autistic about them

>> No.16262549

>>16262544
Have you considered that this isn't a WoW thread?

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>>16262541
What're you going to do? Cry me a river?

>> No.16262551

>>16262543
And then we got an official robot Monstergirl. So when KC makes an actual alien monstergirl from outer fucking space, then aliens will be allowed.
Chaos girls don't count.

>> No.16262553

>>16262544
Nobody posts WoWshit but the one guy who never shuts up about blueberry elves.

>> No.16262554 [DELETED] 

>>16262550
Im going to ignore you.

>> No.16262559

>>16262551
Automatons are Magitek Golems, not regular robots. So it hasn't changed anything really.

>> No.16262560
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16262560

So
I like to think that a salamander's tail is sensitive to normal touching.
I wonder how it feels to rub salamander tail? must be a tad different to the lizardgirl/dragon tail

>> No.16262561

>>16262549
Have you considered that draenei are satyrs but better cause they're blue/purple/white?

>> No.16262562

>>16262551
>Chaos Girls don't count
No shit, Shoggothes for the most part are from Earth to begin with.

>> No.16262564

>>16262560
The burning part must have a quite exquisite feel, but it would be hard to touch considering they would probably start burning even harder the closer you came.

>> No.16262569

good night anons and remember to at least pour 3 gallons of love inside your waifu every day

>> No.16262571

>>16262569
But what about burning the thread?

>> No.16262573

>>16262571
It's already on fire. Just kick back and grab a beer.

>> No.16262575

>>16262571
Have we started the fire?

>> No.16262576

>>16262571
Invincible monster girls are running around raping our churches, burning our women

>> No.16262579

>>16262575
We didn't start the fire. It's always been burning since the world's been turning.

>> No.16262580

>>16262576
They are cooking our crops,corrupting our women and bringing daugherus into our homes

are we gonna stay still and do nothing?

>> No.16262582

>>16262559
>So it hasn't changed anything really.
Except you can post all the robots you want now

>> No.16262583

>>16262575
The fire rises.

Better eat an eclair from Claire.

>> No.16262585

>>16262560
Its things like this where I again A salamander stunned in pleasure as her husband molests the fuck out of her tail

>> No.16262586

>>16262573
I don't drink that much.

>>16262575
It's quite cold, so maybe a fire is nice.

>>16262576
Are they OC lilims?

>> No.16262588

>>16262560
The scales would probably feel extremely similar to a lizardman's, but there'd be a feeling like sticking your hand under a heat lamp that would intensify the closer you got or the more worked up she became.

>> No.16262590

>>16262551
I don't see why we shouldn't allow xenos. Are we really just going to wait for KC to give us one, so we know we're allowed to talk about them?

What's wrong with space goats? They's as monstergirl as say, a satyr.

>> No.16262591

>>16262582
Except not, though. Automatons are just Warforged. They have very little to do with actual robotics.

>> No.16262595

>>16262585
I imagine*
fuck me im out of it this morning

>> No.16262596

>>16262590
Considering the shit that faggots slap on to those space goats, I'd say not allowing them and other Xenos is justified.

In that regard just make a WoW thread on /d/ for that kinda shit.

>> No.16262599

>>16262590
its silly but that's how it is.

>> No.16262600

>>16262596
>Considering the shit that faggots slap on to those space goats
I love Draenei so this probably pisses me off even more than you

>> No.16262601

>>16262590
It's an effective policy to keep this place from being overrun by non-monstergirls. Like that old Quarian spammer we used to have. This is the monstergirl thread, not the nonhuman thread. Just wanting to stick your dick in something doesn't qualify it as a monstergirl.

>> No.16262605

>>16262590
There's some pretty disgusting xeno stuff out there

But so long as we basically adhere to anti-furry rules none of that shit should be acceptable anyway

>> No.16262609

>>16262591
Then tell that to all the robot-posters who have come in, or grown more vocal since automaton was released.

>>16262596
This isn't justification. Faggots slap shit on everything. Faggots slap cocks on monstergirls and have them peg monsterboys. It doesn't mean we stop posting monstergirls.

>>16262601
Until KC makes it one. Is the definition of a monstergirl really "KC drew it"?

>> No.16262611

>>16262601
I'm now reminded of that fag that'd post that scaly from X-Com 2, and even made a rather long post detailing how we should accept them.
Hell, he even made a thread that had one as an OP that fucker.

>> No.16262613

>>16262609
Just go make a Xeno thread on some other board faggot.

>> No.16262616

>>16262611
I love the XCOM-2 snakes

It proved to me that even though I love lamia the most out of any monstergirl race, I'm still nothing even approaching a furry because they did absolutely nothing for me

>> No.16262620

>>16262613
To be honest I'm not even saying this because I care about draenei. I'm saying this because I wanna talk about demon hunters but the whole "No draenei" thing translates to a "No Warcraft" thing. But demon hunters are fucking cool dammn it.

>> No.16262621

>>16262609
>Is the definition of a monstergirl really
My definition has always been a female race with a fantasy or mythological basis. But that's just me.

>> No.16262623

>>16262609
There are Xeno threads on /aco/ if you want alien girls anon.

>> No.16262625

>>16262620
Warcraft is pretty bottom of the barrel. But I'd say the same thing about all the Monster Hunter fags so meh. If they're not aliens then go for it I guess.

>> No.16262630
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>>16262620
I don't think demon hunters are cool, but the strange skin and glowing tattoos thing has been a real turn on for me ever since Midna

>> No.16262631

>>16262620
Tough luck then.

>> No.16262633

>>16262623
There are succubus threads on /x/. Does that mean if you want to talk about succubi, you can't do it here? The only difference is whether or not KC drew it.

KC hasn't drawn a pheonix yet. Am I allowed to talk about them?

>> No.16262637

>>16262633
>The only difference is whether or not KC drew it.

No. The difference is whether it came from outer space or not.

>> No.16262639

>>16262633
Again, Xenos aren't monstergirls. Succubi and Phoenixes are.

>> No.16262650

>>16262596
>Considering the shit that gets slapped on them
You can just as easily ignore that shit unless you go full Bob-tier faggotry and make them actual dickgirls with no female genitalia.

>> No.16262651

>>16262596
>Considering the shit that faggots slap on to those space goats
This is the real problem.

>> No.16262655

>>16262650
Which happens a lot

And doesn't excuse dick in the first place

>>16262651
Futa faggots deserve to die

>> No.16262656

>>16262637
What about Aisha clanclan? I've seen people defending posting pictures of her.

Out of space or from another planet? Because MGE isn't happening on earth. All girls would be aliens technically. Xenos.

>> No.16262657

Xenofags are insufferable.

>> No.16262663
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are succubuts good JENGA players?

>> No.16262664

>>16262656
Xeno is relative to the homeworld, always has been. Aisha like many old popular things is talked about sometimes but is not on topic. She only ever comes up in a "When I was a little kid I got X fetish from Y" situations anyway.

>> No.16262670
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16262670

Living weapons are fun

>> No.16262678

>>16262663
Nobody is a good player
you are either lucky or a loser, such is the way of jenga

>> No.16262680

>>16262651
But it isn't. We're the most hostile environment on this website when it comes to futa. Why would it make any difference?

Sure there's an argument to be made for quantity, but if it's just the fact that people like slapping dicks on them, .less has drawn futa hellhounds before. We still post them.

>>16262664
Fair enough. I just remember pointing out at one point that she was technically a xeno and shouldn't be posted. Got met with faggots jumping down my throat. I have the impression that there are double standards at play.

>> No.16262697

>>16262657
>He doesn't want a Xenomorph to give him a pharyngael jaw blowjob
Step it up fampire, you'll never out-fetish me.

>> No.16262706

>>16262670
I'd like an automaton that watches me sleep. Records it too, for later use.

>> No.16262714

Are entities from other dimensions xenos?

>> No.16262716

>>16262706
I wonder if sneaky MG good at breaking into places could sell footage of cute boys sleeping. Not even being raped in their sleep, just sleeping. I bet nightmares and succubi could get some special wet dream videos pretty easily though.

>> No.16262725
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>>16260980
>>16261004

....at least I have chicken.

>> No.16262728

>>16262725
Too cute!

>> No.16262729

>>16262725
Spooked wyverns a cute. They can kill by causing a heart attack.

>> No.16262730

>>16262725
That's some damn cool armor.

>> No.16262737

>>16262725
care to do a birthday ryu doodle

>> No.16262738

What if Hajime Katoki drew an Automaton?

>> No.16262741

>>16262738
Legs for days? Cute, narrow waists?

>> No.16262744

>>16262725
>Leeroy, Krashim and the massive flamer raid leader from the other onyxia video go hunting dragons

>> No.16262745

If Mamomo mana had you hibernate during the winter with your waifu, letting you cuddle for three months straight, would you do it? Any commitments you have would obviously be ignored during those months.

>> No.16262747

>>16262741
I wouldn't mind that at all.
Also, don't forget the decals.

>> No.16262751

>>16262737
It's better to request in the blue moon chance that drawfags are actively taking them.

>> No.16262752

>>16262747
>Also, don't forget the decals.
You'd have to make those yourself if you know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge.

I'm thinking tribal style semen art. I hope you have good blast control or at least a nice set of brushes.

>> No.16262754
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>>16262737
Here is a nice Ryu dreaming about you and birthday cakes, Anon. She wishes you were there.

>> No.16262764

>>16262744
>Leeroy, Krashim go into Wyvern-Mama's cave
>Krashim gets feared into the whelp caves
>Leeroy runs in
>Both of them come out covered in spooked loliverns with the raid yelling at them
>THAT'S A FUCKING 50 DKP MINUS
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT

>> No.16262772
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>>16262725
>chicken

>> No.16262773

>>16262585
>>16262588
>salamander struggling to stay calm while anon goes to town on her tail
>"Let me go! were supposed to be fighting."
>Anon tells her that she's weak if the lets a grapple like this beater.
>the tail gets hotter as the salamander struggles harder out of arousal

>> No.16262775

>>16262764
I didn't mean that raid leader and not that flaming either. I saw the other less known video on /v/ once, the raid leader sounded like the most stereotypical flaming faggot possible and boss glitched out and killed them all or something.

>> No.16262777
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16262777

By some circumstance or other, your waifu has found herself in a situation in which she can monsterize a defenseless human girl.

Does she take it, and if so, does she enjoy it?

>> No.16262780

>>16262777
I tell you to fuck off

>> No.16262787

>>16262777
fuck off shoggy

>> No.16262793

>>16262777
If it means having sex with someone other then her husband, then no.

>> No.16262794

>>16262777
>Another for the harem
As long as the girl was into me, Id give her the all green

>> No.16262799

>>16262777
>Dragon waifu makes defenseless human girl fight
>If she manages to draw just a single drop of blood from waifu she may drink it and get a bit of that dragon mana on her

I guess my waifu would enjoy it depending on how good the girl is with a weapon.

>> No.16262805

>>16262777
Yknow, a dormouse offering a girl some tea would probably be pretty effective. She might do it.

>> No.16262830

>>16262799
>Anon thinks Dragon's blood works like Ushi blood
>Because that's how his waifu's blood works

>"It was about that time I noticed she was an arachnid from the Showa era"

>> No.16262841

>>16262830
A fine hybrid species for dragonia.

>> No.16262842
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Look at this pretty office dog!

>> No.16262843
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>>16261718

>> No.16262849

>>16262842
she can ask me to work overtime any day of the week

>> No.16262851

>>16262843
What a cute mother, father and daughter conversation. I hope that Wendy grows up to be a nice and responsible awa.

>> No.16262855

>>16262830
How else would girls monsterize into dragons?
Eating scales? Bathing in one's hoard? Screaming? Hardcore lilim magic? The fastest way is probably by mixing their blood.

>> No.16262856

>>16262843
She's hogging all that meat to herself, How greedy.

>> No.16262859

>>16262855
Hardcore lilim magic unless there's something special mentioned in the Dargonia book. Dragons are rare for a reason.

>> No.16262860

>>16262855
>Hardcore lilim magic
This. KC even said in one Q&A that dragons were one of the few kinds of monsters like Baps that cannot be created through normal corruption.

>> No.16262864

>>16262859
And do you think a dragon would just go around giving blood to humans in order to spread their own race? The human must prove herself by drawing blood from the dragon herself!

>>16262860
I got an OC lilim in hands and I'm not afraid to use her.

>> No.16262868

>>16262864
Not Donna Stella! She's the most OC of all OC lilims!

>> No.16262871

>>16262868
Guess who it is? It's the amazing green lilim and her best friend!

>> No.16262872

>>16262842
I feel like bending her over her desk, shoving my face deep between those big brown cheeks and then soon afterwards, fucking her ragged. Then we go back to working late into the night.

>> No.16262875

>>16262860
>>16262855
Keep in mind that rituals are a thing in MGE

>> No.16262876

>>16262875
Yeah, for lamias and you need a boatload of them. Doesn't work with some upper tier monsters.

>> No.16262877

>>16262875
Fighting rituals and blood pacts.

>> No.16262882

>Come home from work.
>Relax for 7 hours before heading back out to work
>Come home and get ready for a drive that'll last five hours total tomorrow.

I wonder how a dragon would react to me almost never being home with her.

>> No.16262885

>>16262777
She's just grabbing a quick bite to eat. Nothing to worry about.

Of course she enjoys it. Food is tasty.

When we do it together, it goes on for hours. There's real passion involved in that.

>> No.16262888

>>16262882
Either would cuddle lock you or get things ready so when you two are together you would enjoy 100% of your time together.

>> No.16262889

>>16262882
Poorly

>> No.16262890

>>16262876
Think about it man
why ould it just be for the snakes? granted you need a shit ton of power for it, but dragons are meat to be rare and broken, so they fit the bill

I would assume someone like the dragon queen could be able to pull it off.

>> No.16262894

>>16262888
>Cuddling together and hanging out after work
Would be nice, although operation "Keep Him Home with Leg Locks" would be difficult to break out of considering all the muscle she'd have.

>>16262889
How poorly?

>> No.16262895

>>16262843
Could I just poke my head out of that cloak any time?

>> No.16262896

>>16262890
KC literally said they are one of the few monsters that need a lilim to corrupt someone into.

If anything, dragon's own mana not being completely merged with mamanobama would fuck up any corruption anything since they themselves are not completely transformed.

>> No.16262897

>>16262895
Anon, you are the cloak

>> No.16262902

>>16262897
And I can poke my body out of that hammerspace void whenever I damn well please.

>> No.16262903

>>16262894
Not just leg locks. Tail, wings and arm locks too.
All you can do is surrender to her and hope that she calms down by feeling you up. She would wake up very sad though if you escaped.

>> No.16262907 [DELETED] 

>>16262896
Seeing as ive aready got plans and they don't involve a lilim. I might just have to power on through with the now confirmed head cannon.

or incorporate a lilim somehow but that seems a bit odd at this point

>> No.16262908

>>16262896
I guess no dragon fighting for me huh? Get the lilim basher.

>> No.16262912

>>16262903
But I have to go to work!
I can't let the people there down!

Who else will drive out there and get the site setup?

>> No.16262914

>>16262912
Someone I guess. You belong to your dragon and that's all that matter. You can even use your phone once you master her scales and grip.

>> No.16262920

>>16262914
B-but I can't let them down!
I want to help!
I need to help!

I'll have to wiggle my way out of it and make it up to her by letting her do what she wants with me all weekend and the three days I have off after it

>> No.16262922

>>16262896
Well I got an idea that fits the canon. Still, that cripples a decent chunk of monsterization possibilities

>> No.16262926

I want an Amelia Bedelia Kiki.

>> No.16262927

>>16262843
We need more cute family pictures like this.

>> No.16262930

>>16262922
Dont break your back trying to adhere that close to the rules.

If you have your own way of making dragons then use it. I came here to see girls turned into monsters, Just don't be too stupid about the method

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>>16262737

>> No.16262933

>>16262922
>that cripples a decent chunk of monsterization possibilities

The only stuff it affects is, baphomets, dragons, chaos girls, arch imps, pharaohs, all the angels, eros followers, apophi. Mostly things that are on the super powered end of the scale or uncorrupted creatures from different gods. Which is something most people already know anyway. A woman getting splashed by valkyrie blood isn't going to turn into a valkyrie.

>> No.16262935

>>16262931
That ryu is cute.
Wonder what she wants to tell anon?

>> No.16262941

>>16262931
Oh fucking cute! Thanks!
I really wonder what it is she wants. Go ahead, let it out.

>> No.16262943

>>16262933
I fucked that up. Chaos girls can make more chaos girls. But lilims can't make chaos girls or angels out of humans, that sort of thing.

>> No.16262952

>>16262725
Loli Wyverns are cute!
CUTE!

>>16262738
>>16262741
Legs for days indeed.

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>>16262931
Are you doing more?
Feel free to disregard my post if you aren't: >>16261950

>> No.16262959

>>16262843
That's a big, bushy tail

>> No.16262961

>>16262933
I just mean that using a lilim for some of the higher end stuff seems a little boring.

As much as I love lilims, I don't like the idea of having to use them every time I get an idea of high tier monsterization.

>> No.16262962

>>16262725
Cute!

>> No.16262964

>>16262952
>Legs for days indeed.
Would Automatons have thick squishy thighs to allow intercrural?

>> No.16262967

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread, instead, remember that even winter girls need to warm up.
Preferably with you.

>> No.16262968

>>16262961
Higher tier monserization plain shouldn't happen honestly. The lilim card is just the "I'm a lesser god and I'll do what I want" card. It's why those creatures are rare and stay rare. They have abysmal reproduction rates for the same reason.

>> No.16262977

>>16262967
I want a genki dire Cheshire to slip under my covers for nonsexual cuddling!

>> No.16262980

>>16262977
That is also good, she'd probably let out happy little snickers as she cuddles you with her big, strong arms.

>> No.16262988

>>16262964
Anything less would be a complete design failure that no true artist would allow to pass.

>> No.16263000

>>16262968
You just have to keep within reason.

For example, a woman would become a dragon if the dragons find her worthy they or adopted a human child.

This doesnt have to be common. dragons are famous for being hard to please, as such. dragons taking on women to become dragons would be a significant event.

I feel like Using the lilims for every unnatural born dragon cheapens it a bit.

>> No.16263001

>>16262967
I have to work in 4 hours and I was supposed to sleep 3 hours ago but I can't stop talking today.
I wish my dragon lady would just knock me out with a tail slap and cuddle my unconscious body. I burned my own life down.

>> No.16263004

>>16262967
Hopefully there's a better way of attracting Yuki-Onnas without getting lost in a snow storm. It seems like their territories intersect quite a bit.
I'd probably need to convince her to let me out to take my last few exams, though.

>> No.16263015

>>16263000
You can do whatever you want in your headcanon. I was just explaining the mechanics of MGE and why they are that way. Heck, in my personal setting, there is no mamanobama and corruption is almost nonexistant because the secrets to that magic were lost through the successive generations of demon lords. But that's the beauty of headcanon, we keep it in our heads, not in the thread.

>> No.16263016

>>16263000
How would dragons monsterize a woman?
KC has already outlined the methods of monsterization.

>> No.16263018

>>16262980
She'd probably wrap me up in her arms and hold me like a teddy bear.
Being between her big soft breasts and pressed against her abs while feeling her chest rise and fall with her breathing would be like a dream.

>> No.16263019

>>16263015
>we keep it in our heads, not in the thread.
That's dumb.

>> No.16263028

>>16263015
>we keep it in our heads, not in the thread
But my imagination is super autismal when it comes to Automatons, hence why I splurge about it in the threads.

>> No.16263029

>>16263019
Nothing good ever came from shoving pure personal headcanon into the thread. I don't even mean threadcanon memes, I mean people's personal views. If that stuff gets used in a story and people discuss the story, that can be good. But "I want it this way and I think it should be X" never is.

>> No.16263032
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16263032

>tfw I'll never be captured and interrogated by armed Elves and monstergirls

>> No.16263042

>>16263029
I guess you've got a point there, to an extent.

>> No.16263047
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16263047

Drinks are on the house everyone!

>> No.16263051

I want to fuck a reverse trap

>> No.16263054

>>16263000
>>16263016
Have either of you read scalebound? that might be where this talk is coming from.

>> No.16263055

>>16263051
Dhampirs are your best bet.

>> No.16263056

>>16263051
>You have attracted the attention of a large group of alps

>> No.16263059

>>16263047
What manner of strange Dark Elf bar is this?

And thanks for the drink.

>> No.16263061

>>16263047
Double Manhattan with Rye, please.

>> No.16263065

>>16262777
Of course. The tribe needs more strong warriors.

>> No.16263067

>>16263054
I have read it. But Beast has yet to explain how she got her corruption. All we know is from Cyrus's musing that she was "blessed" with dragon power.

For all we know His donut could be the reason. It would make sense as Beast tends to stick to cannon.

>> No.16263074

>>16263028
Machines are probably the ideal autist waifu, to be honest.

>> No.16263079

>>16263067
>For all we know His donut could be the reason
That would make more sense than you think. Selene loves fighting and the dragons in the story are holding a tournament. I'd bet she would show up.

>> No.16263081

>>16263051
Do you think theres some weird sabbath potion/wonderland drug for that?

>> No.16263085

>>16263047
Is that a very tiny glass or a very large woman?

>> No.16263091

>>16263047
Anyone got a ladder?

>> No.16263096

>>16263085
does it matter?

>> No.16263097
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Thick catgirls.

>> No.16263103
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>>16263097
doesn't really look like a cat

>> No.16263104
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I want to raise a big happy family with this snek.

>> No.16263105

>>16263079
Do you prefer scalebound or Burning edge?

>> No.16263106

>>16263103
That cat's made for Paizuri.

>> No.16263113

>>16263103
>human ears

>> No.16263114

>>16263105
Scalebound. Cyrus seems like a fun MC and I like dragons.

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>>16263113
didn't even notice, was looking at the patch of purple pubes

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>>16263118
damn, did it again. I need to stop drinking

>> No.16263121
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>>16263074
That they are, and to think my obsession with Automatons stems from my desire to have a step up from mecha musume stuff.

>> No.16263122

>>16263105
Not him but scalebound.
Though I wonder why there's a fight in everything Beast has done lately.

>> No.16263133

>>16263122
Not surprising
Beast Loves Salamanders and monsters that fight. what's more surprising is that Ogre or vanilla lizard girl don't have roulette stories.

>> No.16263142

>>16263133
I thought it was the Demons he likes.

>> No.16263153

Have you ever wondered what a dating service in MGC would be like?
You'd probably fill out a survey of interests, fetishes, body types and monstergirl types and then be paired off with a monstergirl who's as close to your survey as possible.
Then they stick you in a room together and let her "get a taste" of you to see if she likes you, which amounts to letting her pull down your pants and blow you.

>> No.16263159
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>>16263153
Too lewd, I'm not a cheap slut. We're going on a date, I want to hit the range and see if she can shoot. Or at least to the bar

>> No.16263164

>>16263142
I believe it was both.
Speaking of which, anyone got that badly drawn salamander Beast always posted?

>> No.16263169

>>16263159
But anon, how will she know if you even like her if she doesn't know your sexual compatibility?
Do it anon! Reverse Corrupt the monstergirl with romance!

>> No.16263174

>>16263153
Hate to see the procedure for a self-proclaimed 'free lunch'

>> No.16263176

>>16262670
>mfw read that comic years ago
Did it receive any updates as of late? I was hoping to get back into that series but I worry of a dip in quality.

>> No.16263189

>>16263169
We'll do it the old fashioned way, if she doesn't like it, she can kick rocks. Or slither rocks. Or fly away.

>> No.16263202

>>16262967
I agree, especially since my biggest difficulty is staying cool even when It's already cold out. I'd love to have a cute undead or lamia/reptilian monster girl to absorb my excess heat as we cuddle. The only question would be which girl to choose, for they're are so many great choices out there?

>> No.16263203

>>16262777
Sure. Why not? I'd help her.

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>>16263164
you mean this one or the one with the fucked face

>> No.16263208

>>16263174
Trust me anon, if you end up in that room you're walking out with a waifu.

>>16263189
But anon, it's all moving so fast! She might blush with how forward you're being with her!
What girl?

>> No.16263211
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>>16263208
Jinko, or perhaps another suitably muscled big girl

>> No.16263216
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>>16263164
Do you mean this wone or the one with the messed up face?
He should take this to /i

>> No.16263219

I want a muscle dormouse.

>> No.16263220

>>16263211
Just imagine it anon, a tall blushing Jinko asking if she can hold your hand during a date, still somewhat disbelieving that you'd let her do something so intimate with her without being raped first.
Monstergirls would probably go wild for that sort of thing.

>> No.16263222

>>16263153
I don't see why the second part is necessary if you already share that many interests and so forth and monster girls are really good at meshing with people already.

>> No.16263223

>>16263216
>/i/
Not him, but isn't /i/ the reason .less draws doofy stonefaces now? Or am I mixing it up with /ic/?

>> No.16263225

>>16263222
In reality, it's to let her mark you with her scent and get a taste for your semen.

>> No.16263228

>>16263220
I feel like I would probably interlock my fingers with those big ass claws of hers, and rub her paw pads.

>> No.16263231

>>16263223
/ic/ is why .less is shit now, yes. I don't think anyone actually uses /i/

>> No.16263240

>>16263228
Do you want a blushing Jinko anon? Because that's how you get a blushing Jinko.
It's also how you get a heartpupiling titfuck or more on the first date.

>> No.16263242

>>16263231
I just suggested it to improve the work. /i is pretty chill compared to /ic
I believe it could be a real beauty if Beast actually cared.

>> No.16263245

>>16263225
In that case why end there
Why not spend the rest of the day in there making sure her scent is absolutely all over you

>> No.16263254

>>16263240
no fucking for at least a month. Only snuggles, chuffs, handholding and massages. That way when we finally do the dirty, it'll be her in a maid outfit tied up with ropes, and she'll still find a way to fuck me through the mattress.

>> No.16263259

>>16263245
It's for when you walk out of the building. Make sure everyone knows who you belong to.
No reason you can't go to her place and spend the rest of the day fucking.

>>16263254
Is there something beyond heartpupils anon? Because you might just get to see it with how romantically you're treating that Jinko.

>> No.16263260
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I browse these threads all day, and I never knew this Latenight drew this Lilim right here.

>> No.16263263
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>>16263259
Heart pupils and heart tails.
I'm going to treat her right.

>> No.16263266

>>16263260
yeah thats the handholding fetish daughter.

>> No.16263269

>>16263263
Long tails and ears for hats!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSJd9eJWBtg

>> No.16263270
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>>16263266
I know that, but the I posted was drawn on the 29th of November during the current year.

>> No.16263275

>>16263270
Oh damn, I didn't realize that first one wasn't even the same picture. Two drafts.

>> No.16263282

>>16262714
Not if they're from the Earths of those dimensions.

>> No.16263292
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What is your waifu's ultimate technique?

>> No.16263296

>>16263292
<insert MGQ sex move title here>

>> No.16263298

>>16263292
Minion rush. She sends her army of minions to rush the target while she carries me to safety.

>> No.16263304

>>16263292
Frankenstiener.

>> No.16263306
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>>16263292
In a tight pinch, she can engulf her opponent, restrain them, and surround them with infinite psychedelic horrors.

She calls it the mastah control technique

>> No.16263309

>>16263298
what kind of minions does she have?

>> No.16263313

>>16263309
Gobbos, Hobgobbos, P'Orcers, Ogres. The kind you use when raiding for a living.

>> No.16263315

>>16263313
She's the dungeon boss sort then. Nice.

>> No.16263318

>>16263292
That effect is very spot-on to how Gil uses his Gate of Babylon in Ufotable Fate stuff.

>> No.16263320

>>16263318
I believe that was the animators intention.

>> No.16263321

>>16263315
She's too smart to have a dungeon though, that just attracts adventurers and there's no use for any of those until the wee one is older.

>> No.16263324

>>16263321
Your waifu sounds like a tough lady.

>> No.16263327

>>16263324
Suppose that's one of them racial qualities.

>> No.16263331

>>16263292
she lifts a single foot up to my face and grins
It gets me every time

>> No.16263339
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16263339

So I've talked to several people, and the lowest price quote I can get for printing the 7 meter Loen daki is is $240 from CuddlyOctopus for a 2way tricot print.

Custom daki shit is expensive

I'm finally in a house again and have enough room in my bed for more then one daki, so I'm gonna go through with it I think.

I just wanted to say thank you guys for giving me the initial idea, It's super comfy and I think anyone already pathetic enough to be a filthy waifufag should also get cartoon pillows of their imaginary wives, it makes sleeping really nice.

>> No.16263341
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>>16263292
The Spider Monkey!

>> No.16263342

Guys I tried to show a Wurm those old Fleischer Superman cartoons so she'd turn into a superhero, but she was so blown away by the animation she's now an Art Wurm.
Can Art Wurms shape reality? Does life imitate art, or does art imitate life?

>> No.16263345
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16263345

living in the scandanavian mountains with a Whitehorn!

https://youtu.be/pWTSK5waNs8

>> No.16263354

>>16263327
All right.

Dragon, Lilim, or Wyvern?

>> No.16263357

>>16263341
You have to WANT to fuck like that.

>> No.16263358

>>16263345
>Consider the following, Anon-kun...

>> No.16263361

>>16263354
Dragon. Why would a Wyvern have minions? They're creatures of justice, of law and order.

>> No.16263362

>>16263341
You'd have to have a very flexible dong to pull this off.

>> No.16263363

>>16263357
She sneaks up behind them, does a hand stand, and JAMS IT IN!

>> No.16263366

>>16263341
My penis literally cannot bend down that far. I think you either need to stretch the upper penile tendon for that to be possible (no more standing at attention when erect) or do the old cut the tendon penis enhancement surgery (same as above but gain an inch in length)

>> No.16263373
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>>16263362
>>16263366
There is much to teach you, young grasshopper.

>> No.16263375

>>16263363
Fucking loli kakuens man.

>> No.16263388

>>16263375
Loli Kakuens are the ones that leap into the arms of their childhood friends, leglock them, and kiss them on the nose.

>> No.16263392
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Would you an invoker?
Monster girls who are obsessed with magic are the best

>> No.16263396

>>16263345
I wanna press my face through the white, frosty, and nice-smelling hair of a whitehorn and kiss her neck! Then I wanna bite her ears!

Then I'll kick back and enjoy as my seat warmer kicks up a few degrees.

>> No.16263398

>>16263339
I've thought about getting a custom daki of the waifu, but I'll probably wait until I get my own place to save my folks the embarrassment.

>> No.16263406

>>16263339
What a looney you are. My bed is already full of kitties who knead my belly and occasionally dick with their claws out.

>> No.16263409
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>>16263388
Loli Kakuen are a menace!

>> No.16263417
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>>16263392
I would an evoker, a summoner, a necromacer, and anything else. Magic is fun for everyone.

My waifu likes to polymorph into other species and test their libidos and natural kinks.

>> No.16263419

>>16263409
pull tail firmly

>> No.16263425

>>16263339
Glad you are doing good anon.
I have escaped hell, Im free again after so long. Wait for me wockfag(s), wonders await.

>> No.16263427

>>16263339
Don't feel bad if it's what you want, miaafag. I've spent almost 4K getting the parts to make my latest electrostatic amp, and that's a barebones self-actualized build. It would be 15K at least from a proper external source. Pretty crazy to spend that much on sound when my jeep is worth less than 5K but sometimes you just have to go with what you like. Hobbies are worth it. Waifus are worth even more.

>> No.16263435
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16263435

Today is the day, anons. Tell me about Elves and their mating habits.

>> No.16263439

>>16263392
I'll get back to you when dark mage is translated.

>> No.16263446

>>16263419
Then let it go right?

The smug monkey's learned her lesson hasn't she?

>> No.16263451

>>16263435
Elves can only reproduce one day out of the year, but it's different for every Elf, changes after every pregnancy and not even the Elves themselves are aware of what day it will be.
It means you need to cum inside her every day.

>> No.16263453

>>16263392
>Would you an invoker?
I read that and immediately thought of Persona. Would liches and wisps be the only hope for those that accidentally an heroed?

>> No.16263455

>>16263446
after her regimented spankings of course.

>> No.16263456

>>16263451
That seems highly inconvenient. My idea was that they were snatching guys for some reproduction before letting them go, though.

>> No.16263457

>>16263446
Punishing monkeys requires noogies and really tight headlocks.

>> No.16263460

>>16263292
Still mad about that name change.

>> No.16263462

>>16263366
>he can't fuck himself in the ass
Get a load of this fag.

>> No.16263488

>>16263282
Is wonderland earth?

>> No.16263489

>>16263488
Yes? You get there by going down a rabbit hole, so that's got to be Earth.

>> No.16263498

I want to make a Wurm a Mama!

>> No.16263503

>>16263489
No you don't, you get there by having a cheshire portal you into it.

>> No.16263506

>>16263503
Oh yeah? Well I only ever saw the Disney version so there!

>> No.16263508
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>> No.16263514

>>16263508
this artist does not slow down.

>> No.16263515

>>16263508
Please no, I can't play Civilization today.

>> No.16263523
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>>16263508
Rakkety Tam squirrel girl when?

I need to reread these.

>> No.16263527

>>16263508
That's a pretty woad-streaked fox. Would lean druidism from/10

>> No.16263535

>>16263527
Bíd fíor.

>> No.16263552

>>16263535
Be true? Nani?

>> No.16263561

>>16263453
High level angels could help if you landed in Paradise
Dunno about hell, maybe there is some kind of loophole involving Hellhounds

>>16263498
Don't say that kind of stuff in public, can you imagine the destruction that would occur if a Wurm heard that?

>> No.16263563

>>16263552
Nani? Quid?

>> No.16263565

>found MGE in book store
>kid picks it up taking it to his mum saying its like harry potter
the look on her face as she skimmed it will be with me for a while

>> No.16263570

>>16263565
Things that didn't happen for 500, Alex. The book's sealed.

>> No.16263572

>>16263563
Well I don't know what you were referencing so I googled the words and it looks like its old irish for "be true"

>> No.16263577

>>16263570
Not in the store I was in. A couple of them had the film off.

>> No.16263581
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>look up this guy's commission list
>75 people in commission queue, half of them paid for 2 pics
Wew, is this normal for drawfags? I wonder how much time it will take him to finish all 100+ pics

>> No.16263584

>>16263561
But isn't suicide a sin, or does it not count if you win a Darwin Award in the process?

>> No.16263585
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>>16263581

>> No.16263586

>>16263581
Better than having no queue and charging 300 bucks per I suppose.

>> No.16263604

>>16263584
Ask the Chief God
Killing yourself instead of killing monsters seem pretty sinful to me

>> No.16263609

>>16263584
If you convince yourself you don't deserve to live, it's not suicide but sacrificing yourself for the good of others.

>> No.16263615

I want a succuvirus who plays nice, soothing music and watches me while I sleep. Maybe she can alter the screen to show herself watching me sleep, and we can fall asleep together.

>> No.16263617

>>16263577
I know a few stores like that, I remember a staff member got in trouble when he took the film off a DVD box set

>> No.16263620

>>16263615
http://fauux.neocities.org/sleep.html

This totally isn't what I was thinking of by the way

>> No.16263622

>>16263617
>that time the mom bought La Blue Girl for her kids because it was a cartoon

>> No.16263626

>>16263622
The best one I heard was "Mom, I saw this DVD called bible black."

>> No.16263630

>>16263626
>be young me
>be reading the BB VN
>dad sneaks up on me
>"you watching porn there?"
>"Yeah dad, I'm watching porn"
>he thinks it's a joke
Thank goodness all of my Japanese animes looked the same to him.
What happens when your Echidna mom catches you watching porn though?

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>>16262409

>> No.16263635
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>Modern tactical elves

>Probably has her own walk-in cooler to store meat from animals she's hunted. Makes her own deer sausage. Uses every part of the animal. Grows her own vegetables and gathers wild mushrooms.

>> No.16263638

>>16263630
She would try to set you up with a nice monster as masturbation would be "A goddamn waste"

>> No.16263643

>>16263635
Thank you anon, this is exactly what I need.

>> No.16263646
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Elves are pure, long-lived creatures far beyond our human understanding.

Renowned for their unrivaled beauty and grace.

>> No.16263648

>>16263615
Life with a benevolent Succuvirus would be amazing to be honest.
>She notices you're feeling down.
>Boots up your favorite game for you while optimizing the computer for a smooth framerate and chats while you play.
>She notices you're feeling stressed out.
>No worries, she mines bitcoin on the side and bought you a USB onahole so you can use her to relieve your stress. Alternatively she's a very good listener.
>She notices you've got a splitting headache.
>She creates an ASMR audio file that stimulates your brain with frequencies that make the pain go away.
>She notices you feel sad that you can't hold her.
>She uses her bitcoins to purchase an artificial body for herself that she can jump into so she can cuddle you when the computer has to go off.

>> No.16263651

>>16263646
Marcille is not a whale, anon.

>> No.16263657

>>16263630
She gets a few of your Onee-sans to teach you how to pleasure a real woman.

>>16263631
Still one of the best greens out there. Lewd girls getting blindsided by their maternal instincts is S+ tier.

>> No.16263663

>>16263648
>>She creates an ASMR audio file that stimulates your brain with frequencies that make the pain go away.
This is what I need. I have a headache right now. Numbing the pain with a cold beer and some panadol after a hot shower. But some ASMR would be 10/10.

>> No.16263682

>>16263630
She'd teach you not to waste semen. "There are starving succubi out there anon!"
then she'd send your onee-san to teach you what you are ment to do.

>> No.16263686

>>16263635
Making cured meats with a cute elf!

>> No.16263695

What MGs make the best companions for adventures? Spoiler: Its probably your waifu

>> No.16263704
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>>16263695

>Centaur

>"Should we spend our cash on a mercenary or a mount?"
>"Why not both?"

>> No.16263712

>>16263695
I feel like a Wight is too high tier to go adventuring with.

>> No.16263725
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>>16263695

Got my party right here.

>> No.16263728

>>16263695
>Hellhound Fighter
>Cheshire Bard
>Kakuen Monk
>Manticore Rogue
>Gremlin Artificer
Without a doubt, I'd feel safe with these girls.

>> No.16263729

>>16263725
That's not a good idea.

>> No.16263733

>>16263704
centaur would make a poor war mount

>> No.16263736

>>16263728
Let me guess - you're the heal slut.

>> No.16263743

>>16263695
I don't think Mindlfayers make good companions
We could go on an adventure to the deep seas but thats about it

>>16263725
They'll make sure you always get knocked out so they can "heal" you after every fight

>> No.16263745

>>16263736
Nope. Sorcerer.
The gremlin has Alchemy training.

>> No.16263788

>>16263585
What a cute Basilisk, I wonder what happens if I 'relieve' her of her mask one night.

>> No.16263795

>>16263648
A Succuvirus biggest dream is just to become an advanced automaton and get together with the boy they were stalking.

>> No.16263799

>>16263695
Well if we're going for cheese I'd pick the wight/dragon/dhampir for having unbounded power. Because really I have no intentions of being an epic level scrub who can't outwit a tucker's kobold. Seriously that party put the upid in stupid.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16263820

>>16263584
As long as you can construe a convincing argument anything is possible.

>> No.16263821
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Starting at line 502, the last non-lewd update to this story of Elves. I might get to the lechery later today.

http://pastebin.com/HAWjcizV

>> No.16263837

>>16263695
Mad hatter face and sleight of hand thief
Raiju as our lightning mage
Bubble slime as our tank and area denial
Chochin Obake as the torch bitch and item appraiser
Skeleton as off tank and grappler
And me as the person who holds the stuff and tosses items around.

Together we shall go into the darkest depths, and find pricless treasures and artifacts. Provided that no one else plundered the places dry of course.

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>>16263807
One day, slowpoke. One day.

>> No.16263883

>>16263821
This thing has turned out a lot longer than I thought it would. I hope people didn't get too bored by it already.

>> No.16263885

>>16263883
I'm waiting until the lewd to catch up, personally.

>> No.16263889

>>16263885
Oh. That's going to be a lot of reading for very little pay-off then.
I suck at it, you see

>> No.16263894

>>16263889
Eh, A bunch of men alone in the wood carving dildos isn't really up to my tastes. The coy hints of snow elves would only blueball me, too. I'll wait until you get to that point and read it through.

>> No.16263898

>>16263894
>A bunch of men alone in the wood carving dildos isn't really up to my tastes
It was one throwaway joke about something that we used to do for real, is it really that offensive?

>> No.16263903

>>16263898
>It was one throwaway joke about something that we used to do for real, is it really that offensive?
I wouldn't know, as I've admitted I haven't read it. It doesn't sound that flattering though by what that one anon was going on about.
> we used to do for real
Finns carved dildos?

>> No.16263916

>>16263903
When we were out in the woods, there was a habit of whittling dicks because there's an idiom in Finnish about being pissed off that literally translates to having a dick on your forehead. I don't know where it originates, idioms don't have to make sense. The important thing is that they were symbolic, people didn't ram those up their asses or anything.
You'd get splinters from that you know. The whole exchange is seven lines of dialogue in a story with almost 10k words in it. If that's really so bad, I'll remove it.

>> No.16263920

>>16263635
> prefers bows over guns
> able to fish by simply shooting into the river and predicting the water's drag
> customizes and modifies her equipment on the fly, switching arrowheads and shafts and adjusting tensile strength of the bow depending on the target
> living proof that blasts of unwieldy gunpowder will never outdo a skilled archer
> only practiced so much because all the guys were interested in more exotic MG types.

>> No.16263922

>>16263916
> there's an idiom in Finnish about being pissed off that literally translates to having a dick on your forehead
I can't even begin to conceive of how this would make sense.
>If that's really so bad, I'll remove it.
I don't think that's called for. I mean I was the one asking for finish authenticity. All the same I'm waiting for some snow elf booty.

>> No.16263926

>>16263920
>customizes and modifies her equipment on the fly, switching arrowheads and shafts and adjusting tensile strength of the bow depending on the target
This reminds me of the idea I had of a Kej adventurer who was a ranger and just carried around a sack of different arrowheads, crafting the shaft of the arrow and the bowstring from her own hair

>> No.16263927

>>16263922
>I can't even begin to conceive of how this would make sense.
Well you're not a native Finnish speaker, why would you expect it to?
>All the same I'm waiting for some snow elf booty
There is a kissu in there already.

>> No.16263931

>>16263920
>>16263926
Green Arrow?

>> No.16263934

>>16263695
What kind of adventure?
A Dragon Zombie, for instance, would make for a very different companion to your everyday elf.
I wanna play a white mage in my waifu's undead legion conquest-style adventure.

>> No.16263937

>>16263927
>why would you expect it to?
I dunno, it's just all the idioms I've heard in english have a kernel of I suppose sense to them. You can kind of get where the idiom came from and what it means.
>There is a kissu in there already.
Looks like I have some reading to do.

>> No.16263940

>>16263695
Salamanders are nice partners, they are bro tier and cute. A harpy would be nice too.

>> No.16263943

>>16263937
>Looks like I have some reading to do
Another fool enters the magical realm of military brotherhood.

>> No.16263983

If you don't get your monster girl daughter a childhood friend then you are a failure as a father
Don't be surprised when she brings home some bum she raped

>> No.16263988

>>16263712
A wight who used to be a hero might go along. But noble/royalty types need a lot of convincing.

>> No.16264015

>>16263983
My daughteru's childhood friends is too dense.

>> No.16264046

>>16264015
Help her build the courage to confess to him

>> No.16264142

>>16263943
>>16263821
Snow elves are spooky. What kind of magic erases dudes from existence?

>> No.16264152

>>16264046
>Billy, the truth is that I...
>Yes?
>I like you!
>Really? Me too!
>>16264142
Translated directly to English it would called "being covered by the forest", where nobody can see, hear or touch you even if they're right next to you.
The freezing bit is also a kind of spell.

>> No.16264166

>>16264046
It would be funny to see my daughteru trying to get tips from her mother. Little does she know that I was the one that courted the dragon.

>> No.16264178

>>16264152
Why is it being used on pleb conscripts? Sounds like something you want to hit commanders and generals with

>> No.16264184

>>16264178
Commanders and generals are fat old men with impotence problems. Conscripts are 18-20 year-old fit boys with working dicks. You can see which the Elves would prefer, can't you?

>> No.16264191

>>16264184
>implying there aren't fit young generals that get the martial girls' hearts going doki doki

>> No.16264197

>>16264184
>Warfare designed not to defeat your enemy, but to gather and abduct the most virile dicks possible
Even the way elves wage war is different.

>> No.16264199

>>16264191
There aren't. I know there aren't. Everyone in this country who makes it past lieutenant becomes a fat alcoholic with impotence problems and a balding head. No exceptions. You will not get your "faceless fat old guys fucking Elves" in this story.

>> No.16264202

>>16264197
They're not waging war, they're participating in a rite of passage to adulthood that mirrors military service in a perverse way

>> No.16264218

>>16264202
Interesting. Unless I'm misreading something, it seems like the humans are in the middle of a war though. Or do you get conscripted for military service in finland and sent to do guerilla shit despite having no one to fight?

>> No.16264236

>>16264218
>middle of a war though
How did you get that idea?
> Or do you get conscripted for military service in finland and sent to do guerilla shit despite having no one to fight?
Anon, EVERY man is conscripted unless they've got mental/physical health problems or they go work in some old folk's home for a year instead or something. This story is describing a war, it's just conscripts out in the woods doing an exercise.
The main characters got dragged there by a trainer who has some screws loose but it was still just relatively normal army shit.

>> No.16264239

>>16264236
>This story is describing a war,
ISN'T. ISN'T describing a war. Goddammit.

>> No.16264252

>>16264236
In the great land of shitposts, we don't have conscription.
>How did you get that idea?
I musn't have been paying attention while reading. I take it the guard-posts along the roads and the camps that they're trying to avoid are camps of other conscripts doing war games or something?

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>>16264252
>we don't have conscription
Well you're missing out on such jolly fun.
>doing war games or something
Yes, it's war games, though the stuff I wrote here isn't exactly the type of thing we did, just the type of thing I'd have wanted to do. We did of course make mock attacks at the other platoon's camp during these exercises, but we never got to hide in their trucks.
Any other questions?

>> No.16264278

>>16263695
Well obviously an onee-san Automaton and a Smug Gremlin.

>> No.16264285

>>16264276
>Any other questions?
I more or less understand the setting now. One question though, is this rite of passage new or something they'd done for a while now? People are acting like they'd never seen this kind of thing before.

>> No.16264292

>>16264285
My idea was that nobody in their right mind would tell anyone they got raped by Elves who left no evidence of their presence behind.

>> No.16264310

there is no way a 2 minutes dream can be so lewd

>I am just sleeping on my room not bothering anybody
>Suddenly a freakin wight slams down my door and says how its time to wake up
>Shes wearing nothing but her underwear one sizes too small for her "Thick" body
>wight pounces on me and starts smothering my face on her huge tits while saying how much of a naughty boy i am
>while her fat ass is squishing my morning boner
>i wake up once i am feeling running out of oxygen from being smothered

fucking wights i swear

>> No.16264314

>>16264292
Maybe if it was to one or two dudes out of a group, but you've got the entire group of dudes getting stolen by rape happy elves.

Or is it the kind of thing that's just easy to accept amongst your in group, but too much of a pain in the ass to report to higher ups?

>> No.16264315

>>16264310
>i wake up
Too bad.

>> No.16264325

>>16264314
Try to imagine this situation for yourself. You get a break from complete bullshit, you have sex with some gorgeous women, you have no evidence it ever happened and telling about it to anyone would get you labelled as crazy.
What possible reason could you have to spread the story?

>> No.16264336

>>16264325
Yeah, I guess you're right.

>> No.16264341

>>16264336
At last my genius is recognized. Farewell thread.

>> No.16264343 [SPOILER] 
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16264343

Headpatting raijus!

>> No.16264351

>>16264343
That's a big belly, is she carrying twins?

>> No.16264354

>>16264343
Damn that's cute. I want to do the same with my waifu.

>> No.16264356

>>16264351
I want to make a joke that every raiju needs her own small set of double AA batteries but i dont know plenty about weasels to say how many offsprings they usually have

>>16264354
start working on that!

>> No.16264375

>>16264356
If I had Raiju twins I'd definitely name them Anna and Aurelia so they'll be known as the AA sisters

>> No.16264388
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Monster girls swimming is the cutest thing ever.
What would going to the beach and swimming with your waifu be like?

>> No.16264396

>>16264388
>Vampires cant swim due to weakness
>Swimming with a raiju is suicidal

i think swimming is not a option for me

>> No.16264421

>>16264388
>Automaton
I'll have to winch her out from the bottom of the pool after she sinks.

>> No.16264444

>>16264388
https://youtu.be/zkrLn1WxF5Q

Deer are good swimmers, do I don't know.

She'd probably swim in frigid northern waters with selkies and shit, and fail to understand why I might have some reservation about swimming in the 38 degree ocean.

>> No.16264453

>>16264388
My waifu would probably fly around while I'm on top of a board. I forgot got the right name for this, but it would be pretty fun and hopefully the dolphins wouldn't attack me.

>> No.16264455

>>16264388
My waifu prefers swimming in deep waters than going to the beach
It's scary when she drags me down but I'm OK as long as she is having fun

>> No.16264461
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>>16264396
>Swimming with a Raiju

>> No.16264473

>>16264461
>Swim with raiju
>She gets excited when she sees you

There goes the beach. At least it's not an eletric shower.

>> No.16264491

>>16264461
>>16264473
What would happen if a raiju wears a rubber suit?

>> No.16264498

>>16264473
Raijus don't produce electricity, they just get off on it.

>> No.16264508

>>16264498
When are we gonna get stories of the raiju who slammed power generators or loved to be tangled in power grids?

>> No.16264509

>>16264498
She stores energy in her body by masturbating and discharges when having sex or just by touch.

>> No.16264525

>>16264491
Edging, maybe.

>> No.16264540

>>16264491
>Raiju wears rubber suit
>Masturbates but cant discharge electricity
>Builds up until she can surprise husbando with a mega shock

i am getting this right?

>> No.16264545

>>16264540
We need latex raijus. A bunch of them.

Get KDF's daughteru to sell them to us.

>> No.16264558

>>16264545
I can already imagine it, Raiju latex suits conventions with a bolt meter, the raiju with the highest mark gets a prize

that would mean masturbating as much as they can without discharging any electricity until the convention this sounds lewd as hell

>> No.16264573

>>16263743
Mindflayers live underground anon, they're not aquatic.

>> No.16264578

>>16264388
>Lich
Corpses float, right?

>> No.16264582

>>16264573
>mfw Anon threw her Mindflayer waifu into the sea as a joke thinking she would swim

>> No.16264586

>>16264388
>Ice Queen

nope.avi

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>>16264582
>Her

>> No.16264591

>>16264582
I bet she flayed that experience from her own mind.

>> No.16264606

>>16264558
Imagine at the end where all of them would discharge at something..

>> No.16264608

>>16264589
pls anon no bully.

>> No.16264629

>>16264606
>Raiju practices with husbando
>Teasing and pleasing her for days while wearing that rubber suit
>Wins competition
>Comes back home with the prize and a big plastered smile in her face coupled with ahegao and heart shaped pupils
>Pounces on husbando and starts furiously fucking him to make up for the lost time
>raiju waifu ends night with won competition, a fainted husbando and triplets inside her

>> No.16264653

>>16264629
All the raiju's husbands would be in for a treat.

>> No.16264732
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16264732

Will you buy yourself a waifubot? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

>> No.16264734

>>16264573
They are from the Scylla family and it's implied that they come from the deep seas where the demons of chaos are

You're right on them living underground, if you're interested about the society they form you should read "The Illithiad" it's about D&D Mindflayers but most of it can translate to MGE

>> No.16264736

>>16264732
But what about succuvirus and automatons?

>> No.16264774

>>16264388
I suppose there'd be a lot of bubbling in the water. She's an amphibian in the real world but for whatever reason her tail is on fire.

>> No.16264794
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It's been almost a week, Anon. Are you running out of food? I'll happily buy some for you, if you come with me. You don't need to be so scared. I only want to help you. I'm the only one who CAN help you, Anon.

I bet you're wondering why she hasn't come by yet. It hurt my pride, but I've already paid off your debt to her. She doesn't care about you any more, Anon. She only wanted your money.

Don't you want a happy ending, Anon? Something to make your miserable, disgraceful life worth living? I can make everything better.

I can hear your stomach growling through the door! Have you ever had a home-cooked meal, Anon? One that was made by someone you love? Have you ever hungered to see a woman cook for you, wearing nothing but an apron? I bet that's what you would be into, Anon. To have a nice, filling meal with a girl, and have her ask if you would like her for dessert. I bet you wouldn't even take her to bed, you'd just fuck her, right then and there on the table. It's dirty, but I would gladly do it for you. I'd even let you eat your meals off of my body, if you'd like.

My subordinates tell me that you've already tried to contact the police around twenty times. You seem to underestimate my strength, Anon. Something as fickle as the law could never keep us apart. We're already so close. All you have to do is open this door.

I don't want to break into your home, but if you refuse to take care of yourself, you will give me no other option.

>> No.16264798

>>16264794
Lady I just bought some aromatic salts, it's not this serious.

>> No.16264811

>>16264794
no we cenot do this, niger

>> No.16264814

>>16264794
I still want to see a story about a tanuki and an austere anon. She desperately trying with all her power to convince anon to come to her and him refusing every time because he doesn't need or want the money.

In the end she would have to court him the old way without money involved, thus learning a valuable lesson in life.

>> No.16264852

>>16264794
She looks like a good girls. I don't understand why anon keeps refusing her advances.

>> No.16264854

>>16264794
I'll take you on a date if you let me fucking eat you lunatic of a raccoon.

And stop being so god damn creepy. That would help too.
- Anon

>> No.16264858

>>16264794
Out of curiosity, has someone compiled all these letters so far?

>> No.16264861
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16264861

Toil and trouble, cauldron bubble!
Here's a riddle, to guess if you can
What can change the nature of a man?

>> No.16264868

>>16264861
is it titties

>> No.16264873

>>16264861
Haven't talked shit about Ryu in a while. They grew on me and now I find them extremely cute.
Black haired Ryus.

>> No.16264883

>>16264861
Le parfume de la souris.

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>>16264883
And a ribbit-ribbit to you as well.

>> No.16264909

>>16264891
Is it true that French people eat out frog girls?

>> No.16264913

>>16264858
I think I have 3, but I'm sure there's around 4 of them.

>> No.16264918

I want to molest some giant wurm breasts

>> No.16264923

>>16264909
They love to nibble on their legs as well.

>> No.16264928

>>16264923
The fiends.

>> No.16264932

>>16264918
Be careful if you're going to slap her ass. I'm speaking from personal experience here.

>> No.16264935

>>16264932
I definitely want to slap her big wurm ass too

>> No.16264937

You'll read with the lonely nerdy Oomukade in the library? Right?

>> No.16264940

>>16264937
How do you read with someone? Is this a euphemism?

>> No.16264948

>>16264937
Only if i can tease her with indirects about how cute i think she is.

>> No.16264967

Oomukades with big breasts

>> No.16264974
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>>16264967
Foxes with big hips

>> No.16264982
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Sporty onis need more love.

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>>16264967
I like the way you think, smaller breasts are fine too though.

>> No.16264990

>>16264982
Do you mean Onis that aren't huge and muscular? because I like those.

>> No.16264996

>>16264937
Sounds like a trap
I don't trust these damns centipedes, they act all shy and meek but as soon as they get close to you they bite you and rape you until you give in and marry them

>> No.16264997

>>16264990
Normal sized girls but super strength and lightly toned.

Not as powerful as their brawny cousins but still a force to be feared.

>> No.16264998
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tadaima kaerimashita, dude!

>> No.16265004

>>16264998
Gesundheit, bruh.

>> No.16265010

>>16264998
>>16265004
Vacate the premises inmediately.

>> No.16265016
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16265016

Been 4 years at least since I made this
but seeing as I have a slightly better eye I when back and fixed what I could.

The dialogue may still be awkward at at least its easier to look at
http://pastebin.com/LFcTTm6z

>> No.16265021

>>16264998
You what?

>> No.16265028

>>16264998
Fat fox!

>> No.16265032

>>16265016
Snakes shouldn't be sexy. Why are they sexy? Help me, Barry White!

>> No.16265038

>>16265016
>Iron-beast continues MG roulette
Nice, that series is a favorite of mine, glad you still care about it.

Btw will you continue scalebound or was that all about it?

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>>16265021
I came back from boot camp!

>> No.16265053

>>16264734
I have, actually. Also "Lords of Madness" is an excellent tool for illithid use, alongside a whole slew of other abberations.
Aboleth girl when?

>> No.16265056

>>16265038
This is actually the first one I've ever done, the latest one is the phantom & vampire.
As for scalebound I will get round to it, have only had the time to fix up some of my old work.
I will not abandon it, that much I'll promise.

>> No.16265063

>>16265052
Why do they need weapons when they have magic?

>> No.16265064

>>16264861
Don't trust the skull

>> No.16265069

I want to spy on my dire jinko neighbor and catch her singing super sugary J-Pop

>> No.16265076
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>> No.16265084

>>16264388
Wet Yeti fur would weigh her down but she would enjoy the cool water

>> No.16265085

>>16265076
Don't worry mouse-chan! because [spoile]you can love the fuck out of flat chests too.[/spoiler]

>> No.16265087

>>16265052
Meet any Elves?

>> No.16265089
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>>16265063
Why not? Guns are fun

>> No.16265090

>>16265064
But he's so funny!

>> No.16265092

>>16265089
No they're not. They're a pain in the ass to maintain and you can't do anything with them that's worth doing.

>> No.16265093

>>16265063
Sometimes you just want to go back to the classics

>> No.16265094
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>>16265092
>this guy doesn't do ops with his waifu
I pity you

>> No.16265097

>>16265076
I want to spank a Mousegirl's flat chest while she's all tied up and squirming.

>> No.16265101

>>16265094
He's right, the C7 rusts like crazy. Cleaning after firing blanks is not fun.

>> No.16265125

>>16265101
>>16265094
>>16265089
>>16265052
MGs shouldn't be given guns. It's dangerous. It can also taint their purity.

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>> No.16265133

>>16264974
>those hips
I want to help a petite lolifox grow up into that by giving her lots of spirit energy

>> No.16265147

I don't think there's any higher happiness as a monstergirl parent than making your daughter cum for the first time.

>> No.16265157

>>16265147
Shut up KDF

>> No.16265158

>>16265157
I'm not KDF.

>> No.16265159

>>16265147
>Dicking the daughteru
Never.

>> No.16265160

>>16265128
Snake cloaca*

>> No.16265164

>>16265160
But she poops from there.

>> No.16265169

>>16265147
I sure hope my daughteru doesn't become a dragon zombie.

>> No.16265176

>>16265169
Are you planning on killing your daughteru anon? That's not okay.

>> No.16265177

>Work at at a condom factory
>After the great monstergirl happening, and integration, condom factories shut down
>Forced to work in the now booming male idol industry, where you preform daily in skimpy outfits
>Finishing off a huge tour
>After the last song fades out, head out the stage exit
>Leave the building, it's freezing outside
>Starts snowing
>Your personal chauffeur is nowhere to be seen, as always
>Finally get a text from her, she says she'll be an hour late due to stadium traffic
>Thirty minutes into waiting around in frigid cold weather without a jacket because the studio you work for is autistic about maintaining an image and wouldn't DARE let you wear something that wasn't revealing
>Hear something skittering in the snow behind you
>"H-hey, you were really good tonight!"
>Turn around
>It's an oomukade, a bit on the pudgy side (as must idol fans are), twiddling her fingers, wearing a really thick jacket
>At least she didn't assault you like they usually do
>Greet and thank her, then turn back around, hoping she gets nervous and runs off
>"Aren't you cold, wearing that outside?"
>She's already got her hands on you
>Oh god
>"Here, let me warm you up."
>She opens her jacket and buttons you inside it with her
>It's really warm, and her soft breasts are right against your exposed back
>Suddenly feel a sting in your neck
>Wake up the next morning in a cave, covered in all kinds of sticky things

Living in MGC is suffering

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16265179

>>16265125
They'll be fine, you baby

>> No.16265181

>>16265176
No damnit stop saying that I will hurt my little lizard. What I'm saying is that I hope she wins the dense MC bowl.

>> No.16265185

>>16265177
If male idols were real in MGC, they'd probably come and go within a matter of weeks.

The market for that sort of thing would be huge.

>> No.16265186

>>16265179
They could at least wear some ear protection. Their ears are already more sensitive, and deaf fox makes me sad.

>> No.16265190

>>16265181
Oh, that's ok then. Still, you should be clearer with your posts, people might get the wrong idea.

>> No.16265191

>>16264732
Looks like one of those coffee/tea machines

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>>16265186
I guess the second set of ear pro implies two sets of ears. Also there are such things as active hearing ear plugs, maybe they're wearing them.

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16265197

We need to create a monster girl-cripple girl Zusammenbund with Katawa Shojou General in order to create the most patrician fetish: monster girl cripples.

>> No.16265199

>>16265190
I readed my post again and it does sounds kinda evil. It's just that she's too pure for things like that and I would never touch her, so I didn't even notice.

>> No.16265207

>>16265157
I'd only post about my own daughteru anon. Although that'd be a very happy thing to experience for me, I know it isn't for everybody.

>>16265199
Does your daughteru have a name anon?

>> No.16265208

>>16265199
Just be careful man.

>> No.16265210

>>16265185
It'd be like slavery, but with an arranged marriage at the end

>> No.16265215

>>16265210
I don't know, I feel like most would only do it for a lot of money.

>> No.16265216

>>16265177
>Not knowing about the spit thing to counter the poison
He only has himself to blame.

>> No.16265219

>>16265185
If Female-Exploitation Jobs have a stupidly high turnover rate due to One-Customer-and-Married happenings, it's logical to assume the same of Male-Exploitation Jobs.

>> No.16265220

>>16265177
There's so many jobs you could get other than male idol, though.
>Night guard at a museum's not!Egypt exhibit
>Undertaker
>Wurm Wrangler
The possibilities are many!

>> No.16265228

>>16265207
The little girl's name is Michaela.

>>16265208
Yeah, I just want to protect my daughter.

>> No.16265230

>>16265220
Being an idol would pay much, much more, and being a single male in MGC would complicate most other jobs, I think.

>> No.16265233

>>16265220
>>Night guard at a museum's not!Egypt exhibit
Ben Stiller should not get a harem.

>> No.16265236

>>16265228
>Michaela
That's a cute name! What about your waifu's?

>> No.16265238

>>16265236
Waifu's name is Emilia. The good old cheerful sunset Dragon.

>> No.16265245

>>16265185
>Being a male idol in MGC
>Having this one overzealous fan that claims to be your number 1 fan
>Somehow always know where you go or what do you have to do, always silently shadowing you but never letting herself be seen
>If another fan tries to approach you she intervenes and subdues her
>Ranting about how fans should not give themselves a bad name and that you are for everybody to enjoy
>She then proceeds to be subdued by police and then dragged away
>Only for the cycle to start again some days later
Being a male idol might be scary at times, but i guess the money is good.

>> No.16265253

>>16265177
I wonder if she has pictures of her favourite Idol all over her cave.

Oomukades a cute!

>> No.16265261

>>16265179
No they won't! They need to be careful!

>> No.16265265

>>16265090
>>16265064
Now I'm thinking what fun Planescape: Torment could be with more Monster Girls in the cast.
>Morte is replaced with a Dullahan who lost her body

>> No.16265269

>>16265147
I want to pull out before my Kiki daughter has a chance to cum and then finish on her face.

>> No.16265271

>>16265269
Kikis are for loving, not for lewd.

>> No.16265272

>>16265197
I find it more endearing when they dote on crippled humans instead. Stumbling over each other to hold open doors, trying to carry your groceries, and god help you if you're the guy with two broken arms.

>> No.16265279

>>16265271
Whatever, buddy.

>> No.16265283

>>16265265
Well, we already have the succubus, and the tiefling counts too, I guess.
>Dakkon get's replaced by a hinezumi or something
>Nordom = automaton
>Ignus is obviously an ignis
>Vhailor as living armor of JUSTICE
Could be fun.

>> No.16265297

Since Monstergirls absorb cum really quickly could they get pregnant from anal?

>> No.16265299

>>16265271
Kikis are elf-tier lewd.
but don't dick the daughteru

Everyone forgets Shogs look sinister but are pure, and Kikis look pure but are super horny.

>> No.16265331

>>16265283
>wake up with no memories in a morgue full of hug-starved zombies and their Dark Priest caretakers, a wise-cracking Dullahan's head hanging about you for no discernible reason
I smell adventure indeed.
>>16265297
There are things man was not meant to know.

>> No.16265338

>>16265297
Can you?

>> No.16265339

>>16265331
But man must know, otherwise you'll have unexpected daughters.

>> No.16265340

>>16265092
If you can maintain your car you can maintain a gun. Its not very difficult. I just spray and scrub the inside of my AR15 receiver after a few hundred rounds and run a cleaning rod down the barrel, takes me all of 15 minutes.

>> No.16265342
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16265342

How many times do you need to mate press a elf before she gets heart shaped pupils?

>> No.16265344

>>16265338
Dudes can't gt pregnant, dummy.

>> No.16265345

>>16265299
What is better? to be born pure? or to overcome your lewd nature through great effort?

>> No.16265348

>>16265342
Half a press.

>> No.16265349

>>16265342
Just wave your dick in front of them and she'll get it.

>> No.16265352

>>16265220
I'd probably make a good house husband. Im sort of a shut in as is.

>> No.16265362
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16265362

fat elves need to be put in a training regime

>> No.16265380

>>16265362
Yes, a regime of cakes, sweets, and cuddling

>> No.16265407

>>16265269
That would only be ok if she was adopted and you dicked her properly.

>> No.16265414

>>16265407
She's not, and no.

>> No.16265456 [SPOILER] 
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16265456

Here is your Christmas present anon i hope you enjoy it

>> No.16265460

>>16265456
Did you keep the receipt?

>> No.16265463
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16265463

>>16265456
Aww, and I didn't get you anything. Have one of these.

>> No.16265470

>>16265456
I think you have the wrong address anon.

>> No.16265475
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16265475

>>16265456
I have a thing for non smug/rapist manticore.

>> No.16265484

>>16265456
I just got carbon golems for christmas.

>> No.16265485

>>16265475
I tend to believe manticores are just bitchy at the start then they start warming up and becoming loveballs for husbando only yet still keeping abit of that tail punish habit

fuck everyone else

>> No.16265490

>>16264998
>>16265052
His Ran keeps getting thicker and thicker.

>> No.16265507

>>16265475
So you like the shitty ones?

>> No.16265521
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>>16264794
Nukis aren't in my top 10, but I'll be damned if they're not making a solid attempt.

>> No.16265524

>>16265507
Sure. Maybe a cop manticore that's serious about her job would be nice. Gonna give her some tail massages when she gets home.

>> No.16265532

>>16265521
That face is just awful.

>> No.16265539

>>16265456
I'm not usually into manticores, but in the times i am i certainty dont want HER to be the one tied up

>> No.16265544
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16265544

>>16265521

>> No.16265567

>>16265524
I want to give a loli Manticore a nice tailpussy massage.

>> No.16265592

Those Yuki Onna are trying real hard to make my life hell by making it snow yet again.
I think I'd take that weather Wurm over this frosty lass.

>> No.16265593

Tell me anons. Do you like your MG with culture and proud heritage?

>> No.16265595

Would you survive a night locked in a room with a sexually frustrated manticore?

>> No.16265598

>>16265348
A mating press is a mating press, you can't say it's just a half!

>> No.16265601
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16265601

How much milk does your average shortstack Holstaur yield?

>> No.16265603

>>16265593
I don't really care either way.

>> No.16265606
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16265606

>>16265595
I carry a firearm concealed, I should be ok. Also the waifu is on her way, and it won't end well for the manticore no matter what happens.

>> No.16265607

>>16265598
Its only a complete mating press if you get up after pressing her!

>> No.16265611

>>16265601
Same as a regular holst, hence why their chests seem bigger

>> No.16265612

>>16265593
My Dragonfu won't shut up about her parents and grandparents, and how they were super strong and smart and could figure out how the rear of a Plymouth works.

>> No.16265615

>>16265601
Below average.

>> No.16265617

>>16265593
I don't really mind as long as I can relax with her.

>> No.16265619

>>16265595
Sure, since my waifu and daughteru's scents are all over me there's no reason for her to do much more than finger herself n the corner.

What do I win?

>> No.16265623

>>16265619
Another daughter kdf.

>> No.16265627

>>16265595
Not even a manticore would probably want me

>> No.16265629

>>16265612
Your dragonfu also talks a lot about her family? Mine keeps going on and on about how she is better than her sisters and how gentle her mom and dad are.

>> No.16265646

>>16265623
We've been over this before anon, that won't happen.

>> No.16265648

>>16265629
She also really loves her grandma.
It's like she becomes a hatchling again when she is around.

>> No.16265651

>>16265593
my jabberwock is always abit sad because she says how she is the laughing stock of wonderland because she is the most pure wock of all

>> No.16265652
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16265652

>> No.16265653

>>16265646
What if your waifu and daughteru team up to bind, gag, and have their way with you until they're 110% pregnant?

>> No.16265658

>>16265652
Made for anal.

>> No.16265659

>>16265653
how you can get over 100% pregnant? that doesnt make sense

>> No.16265661

>>16265652
Barb is getting TOO good. Like he sold his soul to the devil or something.

>> No.16265664

>>16265659
Gets so pregnant she has a 10% of twins instead of just one?

>> No.16265666

>>16265651
>she doesn't rape her husband at first sight!
>laughingwocks.jpg

>> No.16265667

>>16265463
You'll have to give her a hot bath if you want her to move, her joints will freeze fast in that weather

>> No.16265669

>>16265664
Oh that makes some sense i guess

twins/triplets is just luck, doesnt matter how much you pour into her womb. you could fill her until she looks like a watermelon and just have 1 daugheru, yet you could normally do it and she ends up with triplets

its all luck and genetics

>> No.16265670

>>16265652
Ass needs to be plumper, but otherwise excellent work.

>> No.16265676

>>16265648
My waifu doesn't really have a grandma, poor girl. At least our daughteru will have one.

>> No.16265677

>>16265606
Punished Jinko when?

>> No.16265679

>>16265593
I think an Anubis would be very proud of her culture and heritage.

I'd love to see how she decorates.

>> No.16265682

>>16265666
Nice trips satan

But no,she is just too insecure for lewd stuff [for a wock] and its afraid that she wont be a good mother if she ever gets knocked up i dont know what to do to make her more secure of herself

>> No.16265684

>>16265653
I don't know where they'd ever get the desire for more kids anon, they are as happy with our dynamic as I am. They can still do the tying up and the gagging and the filling their bellies with my cum pert though, that sounds neat.

>> No.16265688

>>16265658
Well memed

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>>16265677
now

>> No.16265694 [DELETED] 

>>16265690
DELETE THIS

>> No.16265695
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16265695

How about an Oomukade with Parsee-tier jealously
>Her jealousy is irrational. She becomes jealous of someone if she thinks they're happier than she is. If they are about on the same level, she'll boast about how she is more unfortunate. Even if she thinks they're the unfortunate ones, if they aren't jealous of her she'll become jealous of their forbearance. And if they are, their jealousy would become her sustenance. She's at that level.
>Her core as a youkai is a human disposition. It's not incorrect to call her the very embodiment of jealousy. She seems unexpectedly cheerful and normal when you talk to her directly, but what is going on in her heart is a completely different story. Afterward, she will talk about you behind your back, or start resenting you. Very unpleasant.
Could you handle such a foul centipede?

>> No.16265700

>>16265694
Never forget, anon.

>> No.16265702

>>16265652
I want to spank that schedule dog.

>> No.16265710

>>16265652
Those tittuus were made for groping

>> No.16265719

>>16265700
I still can't believe we allowed for it to happen, we are the true monsters.

>> No.16265720

>>16265652
I want to use that tail as a handle to shove my face between her cheeks

>> No.16265733

>>16265593
Yes, she is from a long and powerful bloodline from Zipangu.

>> No.16265740

>>16265652
>Waifu gets gorgeous art right before my birthday
What wonderful providence!

>> No.16265741

>>16265719
Luckily, she has a family to go home to. All the others, well...

>> No.16265742
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16265742

>TFW graduating from college
That's it? Now what?

>> No.16265744

>>16265742
suffering and crippling depression

>> No.16265745

>>16265742
Time to get a job
Good Luck!!!

>> No.16265747

>>16265742
You find a job and work

>> No.16265760

>>16265742
It's over.

>> No.16265761

>>16265745
>>16265747
how?

>> No.16265765

>>16265742
Nothing fun.

>> No.16265766

>>16265676
How will your waifu act as a grandma? How will you act as a grandpa?

>> No.16265769

>>16265742
Pay off those student loans and get a deadend job and realize you wasted so much time and money in college for a job you could have gotten out of highschool.

>> No.16265770

>>16265742
Realize you're a failure, become a NEET and hate waking up in a world without monster girls every morning.

>> No.16265776

>>16265766
That's too advanced for me, Anon. We are good just being parents for now.

>> No.16265778

>>16265742
McDonalds, a bitch who gets uglier every morning a bunch of brats who will never amount to anything or love you.

>> No.16265783

>>16265695
No.

>> No.16265785
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16265785

Finals are over and done with, and I come home to another wife commission finished!

>> No.16265787

>>16265742
>Yfw the kitsune from the ethics committee still comes to your house to make sure you are behaving even after you graduate
I wish i never graduated.

>> No.16265788

>>16265785
>eyestalk looking directly at her crotch
lewd.

>> No.16265790

>>16265785
That's a big gazer.

>> No.16265797

>>16265785
Thicc

>> No.16265801

>>16265776
But just imagine it: telling embarrassing stories about your daughter to your granddaughter, taking her on little quests and family outtings, giving her your great grandpappy's heirloom watch/gun/lucky coin to start her hoard with, and trying to help get that boy next door that she has a crush on to stop being a dense idiot and notice her.

>> No.16265807

>>16265769
>loans
>Implying

Good one, m80. Only retards get addled with college debt; I'm graduating debt free.

>> No.16265808

>>16265785
Nose is bad. Rest is good.
Now stop commissioning and save up your money for a sexbot or $3k waifu clock/weather thing that will interact with you.

>> No.16265810

I think something is wrong with my waifu guys, every night she comes into the room with a weird walk swinging her hips and wearing nothing but her underwear

and for some reason she is always biting her lip looking like she is gonna eat me, is there any name for this illness?

>> No.16265811

>>16265807
Either a canadian or an illegal/minority. You really have no right to brag if the latter.

>> No.16265816

>>16265810
She's blue ovaried. You gotta cum buckets in her to cure it.

>> No.16265819

>>16265811
No, it's called "coming from a family of non poor-fags," you dip.

>> No.16265822

>>16265801
I bet I could teach the young girl the good old pull coin from ear trick. My waifu and daughter don't know about it, but I think the little one would be ready. It would also be funny to see her trying to deal with a dense kid since her mother went through the same thing. I really want a big family with my dragon now. I want to see them grow.

>> No.16265826

The Inquisitors are in.
Price for service's below
Judgement: 3 Aureus
Confession: 2 Solidus
Redemption: 10 doubloons
Information on the whereabouts of monsters and the corrupted: 1 Spur ryal awarded to you
Save point: 1 Schilling

Thank you and as always "Death to monsters!"

>> No.16265828

>>16265816

How did she got infected? we never had sex before

>> No.16265831

>>16265826
Fuck off.

>> No.16265835
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16265835

>>16265826
Take a hike faggot.

>> No.16265836

>>16265828
>we never had sex before

well there's your problem

>> No.16265837

>>16265819
Well, aren't you the lucky spoiled brat who had his parents pave the way for you. Everyone else either has crippling debt, got a scholarship, was lucky enough for a grant, or joined the army for free college if you do two years of service.

>> No.16265838

>>16265831
Never!
I'll destroy your delusions and expose your escapism!

>> No.16265839

Roomba Automatons.

>> No.16265844

>>16265839
They suck up dirt with their feet!

>> No.16265849

>>16265838
You're a fucking retard.

>> No.16265851

>>16265811
I did it as a white male
#privilege

>> No.16265856

>>16265822
Imagine living thousands of years and messing with your future kin.
It'd be glorious. Though you'd have to keep an eye on your liquor cabinet for life, since there will never be an end to the youngsters trying to get into your vodka and moonshine.

>> No.16265863

>>16265816
>>16265836

First time must be slow and consensual to cure her correct?

>> No.16265865

>>16265849
Projection is most unbecoming
You should work on that my salty autist

>> No.16265868

>>16265652
She could do with a bigger butt.

>> No.16265870

>>16265856
No pesky little dragons and their friends will get near my wine. Those would for my and my waifu's annivesary.

Imagine all the photo books we could have. Fuck I want to start a family with her.

>> No.16265872

>>16265863
No. You must be rough but thorough.
Make sure you fill her up and bring her to climax at least 15 times. 19 if she's over 6 feet.

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>>16265837
>Pity me because I'm a skillless poor-fag who was unable to college in one of the numerous ways that allows you to graduate debt-free

Maybe if you don't have the means of going to college without being burdened by mountains of debt, you shouldn't go?

>> No.16265876

>>16265835
Wherever there is filth and acceptance of these abominations the inquisition will be there.
I'm right where I belong heretic.
Prepare yourself! I will purge those wicked thoughts from your head with my holy velvet glove administered via backhand.

>> No.16265879

>>16265870
Hundreds of photo books; thousands of memories.

They'll try to get in that cabinet through any means, just like the cookie jar. And don't underestimate them, I knew a kid who could open locks on almost anything with either a sock or a knife.

>> No.16265880

>>16264343

how feasible is to impregnate a raiju? i want to make her a happy weasel

>> No.16265883

>>16265873
You can stop projecting now.

>> No.16265884

>>16265652
Damn barb, don't ever leave us

>> No.16265886

>>16265872
>make her climax 15 times

WHAT? i dont think i can do her that much

>> No.16265887

>>16265883
>Well, aren't you the lucky spoiled brat who had his parents pave the way for you. Everyone else either has crippling debt, got a scholarship, was lucky enough for a grant, or joined the army for free college if you do two years of service.

Nah, someone's obviously a wee bit salty.

>> No.16265889

>>16265883
>>16265887
How about you both fuck off so we can talk about monstergirls?

>> No.16265890

>>16265886
Don't be a pussy. Just down some manticore venom, snort moth dust, drink some holstaur milk, and get ready to tread her softness with your big stick.

>> No.16265892

>>16265889
All I want is an office lady Yeti who works a 9-5 and is happy to get out of her suit everyday

>> No.16265895

>>16265879
You know what? All those pictures and memories would be my hoard. I would just love to look at them with my waifu and cuddle for a bit.

>> No.16265896

>>16265456
Manticores don't do much for me, but particularly submissive ones seem like my kind of girl.

>> No.16265900

>>16265890
fine, as long as she ends up cured after this i will do it, i just hope there arent any side effects on the aftermath

>> No.16265901

How would a crazy old prospector do in the MG world?

"Ah heck, I've been called dirty, lazy, smelly, cooky, spooky, and Chinese, but one thing I ain't never been called is dumb"
"Them thar monster girls ain't git me yet"
*cue geezer laugh and knee slapping*

>> No.16265903

>>16265901
Every man eventually gets laid. He'd run into a Wurm who finds him endearing eventually.

>> No.16265906

>>16265903
>Ey there beastie, FETCH!
>throws dynamite that's been lit
>Wurm catches it
>it explodes
>Sorry uncle, I broke the stick!

>> No.16265908

>>16265906
Poor Wurm-chan.

>> No.16265914

>>16265908
Wurms probably walk off dynamite like bug bites.

>> No.16265915

>>16265895
>all those adorable pictures warm your heart
>all those embarrassing photos of your grandkids gives you and your wife a hearty laugh

>> No.16265919

>>16265914
It'd be like watching the dog who chases birthday balloons that pop when he bites them.

>> No.16265921

>>16265901
Needs more gibberish to be a proper prospector.

>> No.16265925

>>16265788
>>16265790
>>16265797
Yes
>>16265808
I've actually had discussions about that sort of thing with people. Right now all they have are really expensive toys that don't even really function as up-to-date tech demos. The field of robotics is nowhere near where it needs to be to bring those fantasies to life. I have no experience with AI R&D, but I've heard there's a substantially long way to go in that field as well.
I'm not going to spend money on something that's ultimately only a shadow of what I hope for. If humanity gets there within my lifetime, what a nice day that will be.

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>>16265915
>We keep starring at each other
>She decides to get a bit lewd
>Go at it like the old times

Where is she? I just want her to take me.

>> No.16265932

>>16265929
If Alp's new story is any indication, she's right there. Could be she's hugging you right now. But you can't touch, or feel, or see, or hear each other. Because fuck you, that's why.

>> No.16265939
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16265939

>you will never live under the realistically terrifying yet strangely erotic notion of having a brutally qt monstergirl wife that can use her physical dominance to exert total control of your sexuality whenever and wherever she pleases

what the FUCK is the point of living bros?

>> No.16265950

>>16265939
Exploring new spices. My dad knew some Indian guys during the 90's and he recently started to teach me the secrets of curry.

>> No.16265952

>>16265932
Wait a second, does that mean she has seen me masturbating? Lewd waifu.

>> No.16265954

>>16265952
It's the closest thing to sex you'll ever have, masturbating at the same time.

>> No.16265963

>>16265652
>>16265658
"Anubis", "All fours" and "Anal" all start with an 'A'. Coincidence, I think not.

>> No.16265967

>>16265963
You know what else starts with A?
Anon.

>> No.16265984

>>16265967
>anon anally assaults an anubis on all fours

>> No.16266001

>tfw you want new content so much so start to look for 3D sources as well
It will never be as good as 2D, but it's something.

https://webmshare.com/play/AvnvP

>> No.16266007

>>16266001
Gross

>> No.16266019

>>16265984
An adequate attempt at aliteration, anon

>> No.16266020

>>16265272
>your waifu's face when you say "I have no arms to hug you with"

>> No.16266023

>>16266001
Wasn't there some kung fu movie with snake girls?

>> No.16266024

>>16266001
I'll never forget that anubis and mimic cosplay.

>> No.16266029

>>16265929
And then you make another little whelp.

>> No.16266031

>>16265963
Go to your AA meeting.

>> No.16266035

>>16266024
>Cosplay
That's just plain disgusting: I'm more talking about movies and series where they can use good makeup and especial effects.

>>16266023
If you remember tell the title.

>> No.16266036

>>16265939
Learning to draw your waifu, learning japanese so you can read vn's/manga and watch japanese anime without need of subbers, learning to cook so you can give yourself foodgasms, stuff to enhance your sensory experience.

>> No.16266043

>>16266029
That would be really weird. One of the youngest members of the family is supposed to be one of the the oldest. I bet they are going to joke about me still being able to s'lay the dragon.

>> No.16266061

>>16266001
I thought it was going to be 3dcg like the anubis dance video, I want the few seconds I spent watching it back.

>> No.16266139

>>16266031
What does the AA stand for?

>> No.16266142

>>16266139
Arousing Apophis.

>> No.16266145

>>16266043
Show them you still got it despite being a few millenniums past your prime.

>> No.16266148

>>16266139
Anubiholics Anonymous.

>> No.16266154
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What kind of experiments would a Lich do while she is pregnant?

>> No.16266157

>>16266154
Pregnancy test. Undead can't get pregnant.

>> No.16266159

>>16266157
>Undead can't get pregnant.
According to KC they can.

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>>16266157
>Undead can't get pregnant.
MGE Undead can get pregnant.

>> No.16266166

>>16266154
Probably analyzing how the hormonal changes affect both her and her husband's pleasure during sex.

Also an in-depth study as to whether or not there is any correlation regarding the at times insane food cravings.

>> No.16266177

>>16266157
They can, for all intents and purposes MGE undead are very much living. They're only created from a corpse.

>> No.16266186

if monster girls where real they would ignore you like normal women. In fact that would probably be worse given how unapologetically sex driven they are.

>> No.16266188

>>16266186
...and?

>> No.16266193

>>16266186
>monster girls become real
>don't avoid them thinking they would avoid me
>get raped and loved

>> No.16266195

>>16263821
WHERES DIMENSIONTALITY

>> No.16266198

>>16266186
Don't bring your normalfag bullshit into fantasyland.

>> No.16266202

>>16266186
Normie out, reeee

>> No.16266203

>>16263821
Oh damn, I didn't see this. Gonna read it right now just because of cute elves and soldiers.

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>> No.16266215

>>16266204
I'll read what I want!

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>>16262931
Go away you ugly Ryu!

I only have hots for that Water Wurm Weather Caster Girl on the news!

Truly the prettiest girl in all of MGC!

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>>16265593
Crow Tengus are such lovable dorks

>> No.16266226

>>16266217
>Telling me that my taste is shit
Into the recycling bin she goes.

>> No.16266273

>>16266198
More of a tomorrowland kind of guy myself

>> No.16266280

>>16266273
Haunted Mansion!

>> No.16266287
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how much mofu is too much mofu?

>> No.16266291

>>16266287
Where are her hips?

>> No.16266293

>>16266287
logical impossibility.

>> No.16266302

>>16266287
There is no limit.

>> No.16266309

>>16266217
I love Crow Tengus! They are just so cute.

>> No.16266321
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Foxes of not-Roma.

>> No.16266335
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16266335

How many daugherus are you gonna give your waifu for Christmas?

>> No.16266342

>>16266204
We all know crow tengus would be all over genre fiction. Especially the ones with hammy romance scenes written in purpely prose

>> No.16266387

>>16266335
None.

>> No.16266400
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16266400

What kinds of Fairy Tales do you expect MGs to tell you about after 2017?

Unicorns talking about Snow White where the evil queen was a Human and the kiss from a virgin prince woke Snow White.

Kejourou discussing Rapunzel even though it remains the exact same story.

That Paladin Girl talking about Snow White where the evil queen is a Lilim.

>> No.16266434

>>16266287
There's never enough mofu

also ahri a shit

>> No.16266465

>>16266400

The main difference with the Kejourou version of Rapunzel is that when the prince attempts to climb her hair up, it coils around and brings him up the tower.

>> No.16266466

>>16266400
The story of the two maids.

>> No.16266482

>>16266400
The story about the monoeye that married a prince.

>> No.16266489

>>16266400
The one where a woman became a mermaid to win the heart of a prince.

>> No.16266502

>>16266465
>>16266482
>>16266489
Princes should just die.

>> No.16266523

>>16266502
Too soon

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