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Not identical.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.16286635

I love Kobolds! Kobolds are cute!

>> No.16286640

Spooky ghost stories?

>> No.16286644

>EMG shit for the OP

>> No.16286662
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>> No.16286663

>Letting a bad series prevent you from appreciating a best girl.

>> No.16286665

Tail too.

>> No.16286666


>> No.16286667

>Either of those two whores
Only main girl that's good is Lala.

>> No.16286669

She looks like that old kitsune from that one-shot

>> No.16286670

Don't be such a buzzkill, Mega Satan.

>> No.16286671

Rachnee is perfect and I will fucking fight you.
Lala's okay too I guess.

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Is this the maid thread?

>> No.16286674

Rach is shit.


>> No.16286677
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More Gendum Automatons when?

>> No.16286678

I just finished reading volume 4 of Gundam Origin yesterday, and now I get this? The gods, they are a-telling me something.

>> No.16286680
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Good news, it's the year 2017 and our new monster overlords have arrived! Before you get to welcome them in the fashion you prepared however, one from the type you have the most images of saved on your computer shows up at your doorstep intent on making you her husband. What do you get and how hard are you fucked in celebration?

>> No.16286682

>11.5k thousand images to sort through
Not gonna happen.

>> No.16286683

It's the truth, shitty graphics card.

>> No.16286687

Can it be the images I've looked at the most? There's no way I'm gonna trawl through 110k+ images and keep a count. Also, that way I'd get my waifu and my daughteru.

>> No.16286690

I amu fine!

99% of this thread will be stuck with a generic kitsune or catgirl.

>> No.16286691

I was pleased to see that Nav is in tune with /m/ stuff, though I wonder how how far it extends.

>> No.16286692
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I want that spider to give me a teasing titfuck.

Let's count the ways you're wrong.
>Sweet and Kind girl underneath a seductive and teasing exterior
>Totally into rape fantasies
>Wants a house husband
>Cute and Sexy
>A+ choice in swimwear, my dick approves
>Book lungs have many uses
>Big titties
>Looks adorable when she blushes
>Extra adorable when happy
I rest my case.

>> No.16286695

My body will never be ready, but good lord I'm gonna enjoy it.

>> No.16286696

>implying a "monster girl" that turns submissive the second you look at her too hard is good in any way, shape or form

>> No.16286697

Naughty boys that don't sort their images get matango or cait siths.

Really? Because my runner up is elves, I'd think those would be really popular too.

>> No.16286698

>Wants a house husband
How is that going to work when she never leaves the house either?

>> No.16286699

She's gutter trash.

>> No.16286702

Fight me cunt

>> No.16286703

Hey, I do sort my images, just not well enough to count like that. Not anymore.

>> No.16286704
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I'd probably end up with a Cheshire cat on account of shit memes. not that I mind of course

>> No.16286706

I'll take a Matango over my regular life any time.

>> No.16286709
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>Turns submissive
Anon, if anything she gets more aggressive and dominant when she's flustered.

>> No.16286710

>How is that going to work when she never leaves the house either?
So you know how a retired couple looks? Like that, only with less nagging and a livelier sex life.

>> No.16286712

>visit ER with a shattered pelvis
>fist bump doctors while wheeled off in a gurney

>> No.16286729

>Hellhounds have the most pics out of my MG subfolder
>Technically Elves hold the record but they're in my /tg/ folder, so just like in cases of raping an Elf, it doesn't count.
This is good my waifu is a Hellhound. I hope she could hear me playing that new Against Me! album and that's why she ran to my house.

>> No.16286732

Fuck off, she's perfect.

Doesn't she donate her silk to science and get compensation?

>> No.16286733

I am not opposed to the idea.

>> No.16286737

I don't see why not. Even KDFs deserve happiness.

>> No.16286738

She's a spider, that instantly makes her shit.

>> No.16286739

Hey thanks anon! I'm pretty sure there's lust one of me though.

>> No.16286745

t. Beelzebub

>> No.16286746

Just one of me, even.

>> No.16286747

Nice shit taste there anon.

>> No.16286749
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>I would like a story about a farmer making friends with insects

>> No.16286754

I can imagine ants being very helpful around a farm.

>> No.16286756

>Locust swarm
>He counters with an army of soldier beetles and mantii
>Comfy crop harvesting after
Might read.

>> No.16286759

>tfw only saved picture folder is waifu
>tfw dragon

I am a-okay with this.

>> No.16286784

Please don't confuse bugs.

>> No.16286805

That's adorable anon. May someone make it so.

>> No.16286819
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Headpats are love

>> No.16286822

Why shouldn't I?

>> No.16286828

If something goes wrong in the brain, they default to basic programming. This involved mating.

>> No.16286834

So what you're telling me is that circular logic gets nerds laid in MGC high school?

>> No.16286840

Yes. Drop a logic bomb on an Automaton or Golem and bam! Pelvic thrust.
>This statement is a lie
>But if it's a lie, then it's true
>But if it's true, then it's a lie!

>> No.16286845

>Do this to that cute but horrifyingly shy oomukade in Econ
>Suddenly you're getting THROUGH THE FLOORed so hard the school ushi starts a slow clap

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Yuletide approaches! Has everyone been good?

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I'm fucked through the floor and into China. This must be a stage 3 that ruthlessly stabbed her way to the top to get this position.

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>> No.16286927

(Hopefully) we will have floods of Boi Pucelle doujins soon.

How the hell do you have that many alp images though and where can I get more?

>> No.16286929

I disgusted by you.

>> No.16286946

>stop liking what I don't like

>> No.16286949

I don't have any mge pcutures saved, or monster girl pics in general really.

>> No.16286952

My waifu by a longshot.
I'm nothing if not dedicated.

>> No.16286970
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I lurk, I save, I lurk some more, I search the deepest corners of the internet, I request pictures, I get an option randomly selected to go into a poll and it wins...

I might also be cheating a little because as far as I'm concerned, KC didn't invent "alping" as we know it

>> No.16286975


I'm pretty fucked but I'll love it, you guys go enjoy normal lives while I succumb to the chaos

Same, aside for my waifu I have none and even then I only have those because it feels right, I never spend time looking at them

>> No.16286977

I'm pretty sure Anubis? Some 200+ images for her alone.

But I dunno. Lots of images on my laptop, and I'm not sure how things might add up given the definition of "one from the type" I have the most pics of.

>> No.16286989

That's okay Anon, someone has to keep making human girls to keep the species alive. Unless the monsterlord has already won in this etup, in which case laying on the sidewalk with your pants off should get you a passable waifu soon enough.

>Best guess for this image: anime
Thanks a fucking lot, Google. I'm glad the Ex plugin worked for once though.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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Most of the pokemon turned into monster girls are bad but sometimes you get cuties like pic related

>> No.16287091

Isn't that a Sea Slime?

>> No.16287107

She's based on one of the new pokemon
Here is its pokedex entry: One of the Ultra Beasts. It's unclear whether or not this Pokémon is sentient, but sometimes it can be observed behaving like a young girl."

>> No.16287109

>but sometimes it can be observed behaving like a young girl
Penor, I choose you!

>> No.16287110

It also has potent neurotoxins that cause people to go fucking crazy.

>> No.16287121

Should've told him earlier.

>> No.16287127

That's a good thing, there is nothing better than poison/venom to spice up sex

>> No.16287131

Irikandji-chan plays rough.

>> No.16287179
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>7-10 ft Minotaur
my pelvis will not survive

>> No.16287194

You better learn how to milk her properly and burn all the red items you have at your house

Do you prefer soft or hard muscled Minotaurs?

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God help me if she starts purring as soon as she sees me.

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I like a healthy balance, and I want milking to be her forcing me down on the bed, putting her full weight on top of me, and forcing me to drink until I pass out, being buried beneath a pile of soft, sensually mooing mino would be heavenly, and fun fact, cows stomachs produce a lot of heat, that helps them stay warm, so it'd be sooo comfy under her

>> No.16287219

Got me volume 4 of this coming this week. Jolly Christmas fun!

>> No.16287243

got into 12beast just because of her
(cowgirls bring out the lewdest in me)

>> No.16287246

Me too, but having read it I prefer Octopussy.

>> No.16287248

There's a scylla?

>> No.16287250
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You stopped reading after the Minotaurs showed up?

>> No.16287253

I didn't read anything.

>> No.16287256

You should, I prefer it to EMG. It's got an actual story to it rather than just harem hi-jinks.

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ya see crabs been talking a minotaur focused side story?

>> No.16287265

I'm worried he might be a tits-man.

>> No.16287273

I believe he's self admitted that, but he likes horse, even though Equine < Bovine

>> No.16287274

I mean, most of what I actually have saved are projects I'm working on. Though that's probably art-fairy bait, it also has an obscene lean toward taller, more aggressive looking MGs. Also lots of undead, too.

I guess I could end up with connoisseur of a wight or vampire. She'd make me quit all my current little projects and focus only on her, and would hang giant frames of basically anything I did in her manor's halls. Even if I thought one thing or another wasn't very good, she'd get protective of it with the excuse that 'it's a memory of my precious husband looking only to me.' Then she'd host parties to show off her newest collection additions with a haughty laugh.

I can live with that.

>> No.16287312

Given the quality of the story, I think I'd prefer harem hi-jinks.

>> No.16287316

O-okay. Sorry. I'll just go kuddle with Steela in her sleeping jar.

>> No.16287329

>ywn have a scylla pull you into her pot

>> No.16287331
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>At the Second International Congress on Love and Sex with Robots Swiss researcher Oliver Bendel cautioned an audience of prospective robot-fuckers that “If the machine over-exerts the human, it reduces the possibility of human sex.”
>In other words, sex bots are coming. And one way or another they’re going to fuck us to death.
>Bendel noted that robots, unlike humans, don’t tire out. If issues of robot ethics aren’t addressed before these sentient Fleshlights hit the market, they could either screw us to the point of physical exhaustion, or be so much better at sex than real people that humanity might stop boning entirely.
>Would a roll in the hay with C3PO really be that much better than locking legs with a biological biped? Consider how easily present-day tech companies soak up user data. Now apply that level of intimate knowledge to an intimate gear-grinding liaison. Such a bangbot might, as Bendel notes, be capable of using that information to seduce humans.
Are you ready for your robot overlords?

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Body acquired!

>> No.16287337

I would an sex robot but there would be no emotions involved
Loving monster girls who truly care about your well-being are where it's at

>> No.16287347

>ywn have a scylla offer you some of her pot

>> No.16287356

>loving monster girls who truly care about your dick as their energy source

>> No.16287364

Gotta go for the ones with "devoted" tags for a reason.

>> No.16287368

Brutally fucked in that I am now sharing a 220 square foot studio apartment with a huge oni

>> No.16287369

You've got poop where your soul should be.

>> No.16287385

You mean to tell me that this beauty >>16287250 sleeps in a jar? Somebody should offer her a comfy waterproof bed

Or maybe she likes being all compressed? Don't Scyllas love to stuff themselves in small spaces?

>> No.16287386

>"He never took high school hygiene! He never saw the propaganda film!"
>"Where are they? Locked. Locked in the lips of robot lovers."
>Species Extinction

>> No.16287391

She sleeps in a jar, yes. With water in it.

>> No.16287394

I love to stuff myself in scylla's small spaces.

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Like so.
Read that last line in his voice.

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So what kind of elf do you want for christmas anon?

>> No.16287421

She'd love it too

Damn that's cute, I wonder what kind of unusual sleeping habits other species have

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>> No.16287424

The kind that exists only in my writing. I'll make more Elf-sex by Christmas, I swear.

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>105 images

Christ, I don't even like Lamia THAT much, they just have a lot of cute images.

In any case, my spine is probably going to get fractured, I don't have a very good back as is and a Lamia excitedly coiling me for the first time ever is sure as hell going to cause damage.

>> No.16287441

I want her to plant her ass on my face while teasing my dick with her feet.

>> No.16287442

>waifu is personally designed so no images of her exist on my computer

Shit. Well I guess it's an Anubi then. Which is the next best thing.

>> No.16287457

I can't wait for my perfect Automaton waifu who will love me better than any other girl would!

>> No.16287463

But anon, they only do that to "bad" boys.

... Or good boys who wish that they did that for Christmas.

>> No.16287469


>> No.16287483 [DELETED] 


How many premature threads have been made in a row by the retarded faggot newshit now? Literally the only way to combat the cancer is to not reach the image limit before the thread falls off the board.

>> No.16287491 [DELETED] 

Do you honestly think that the newfags who makes these premature threads will listen to you?

>> No.16287498 [DELETED] 

Every thread, without fail. Literally as bad a meme as pear shaped lolis.

>> No.16287504 [DELETED] 

Go cry somewhere else faggot.

>> No.16287505 [DELETED] 

When did pear shaped lolis become a meme? There are more than a few people here who do like them.

>> No.16287518 [DELETED] 

The same time raiju headpats did.

>> No.16287523 [DELETED] 

Did I hit too close? It would be pretty bad for you wouldn't it, if you couldn't spam your shitty OPs like an attentionwhoring faggot from the wiki or plebbit or wherever you came from.

>> No.16287527 [DELETED] 

What? Why specifically Raijus?
Anon, are you calling everything you don't like a meme again?

>> No.16287540 [DELETED] 

At the same time a guy decided to go on a crusade about them because he felt they're not real lolis.

>> No.16287545 [DELETED] 

Because that's all Ace, the faggot who keeps commissioning them, gets. He's said in multiple discords that he's trying to force it to be a thing. It's been called out before.

>> No.16287551


>> No.16287565 [DELETED] 

That's... just stupid. I don't even know how that's a thing.

Okay so:
>There are people who like pear shaped lolis
>Everyone is fine with it.
>Some guy decides to be a fagot and push a thing people don't really mind.
>Some now hate pear shaped lolis since they associate it with some faggot.
Am I close?

>> No.16287570 [DELETED] 

No you idiot. I was talking about raiju shit

>> No.16287581 [DELETED] 

Stop arguing about "pear shaped lolis". That was the guy's attempt to derail the topic away from his shit premature OP posts, and you're making it work.

>> No.16287582 [DELETED] 

Pear shaped headpats.

>> No.16287585 [DELETED] 

>That's... just stupid. I don't even know how that's a thing.
Some lolifags are incredibly specific. Oppai loli isn't "real loli", pear shape isn't "real loli" and neither are a bunch of other things that don't fit their personal tastes. Sad thing is that this autism is nothing compared to LRD on /a/.
>Am I close?
I think he was talking about raijus.

>> No.16287608 [DELETED] 

To be fair, pear-shaped traditionally has been used to refer to ugly fat women with beer bellies who are disparaged because they never even had any of that extra weight go to their tits. Pear-shaped in general has always been a negative connotation. "X has gone pear-shaped" has never been a good thing.

But it's a phrase that kids have latched onto the last couple years instead of the traditional apple bottom, bubble butt, fat-bottomed, etc. Hopefully it will go the way of stuff like phat soon.

>> No.16287609

Hellhound, easily. I'm a slut for wolfus, hotdogs especially.

>> No.16287613 [DELETED] 

Is oppai loli allowed in the sabbath?

>> No.16287621 [DELETED] 

>But it's a phrase that kids have latched onto the last couple years instead of the traditional apple bottom, bubble butt, fat-bottomed, etc. Hopefully it will go the way of stuff like phat soon.
Apple bottom and bubble butt are shit descriptions of the body type though, since a lot of the focus for fans of the body type is on the thighs.

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This is some position, bro.

>> No.16287630 [DELETED] 

>implying pear says anything about thighs instead of just tiny top big ass

>> No.16287633

This is the last straw Ran, you're going on a diet!

>> No.16287635

Administer cuddles.

>> No.16287638 [DELETED] 

Considering the poster girls for the body type here are Elins, you have no idea what you're talking about.

>> No.16287641 [DELETED] 

Considering people use the Elin-thighs meme when they want to talk about thighs, you are the one who doesn't know what he's talking about.

>> No.16287646

Sabbath is so shit that they fight themselves instead of giving all the lolis love.

>> No.16287653 [DELETED] 

>When did pear shaped lolis become a meme? There are more than a few people here who do like them.
When it's the only body type lolifags ever talk about.

>> No.16287655 [DELETED] 

Whatever you say anon, whatever you say.

>> No.16287657

Incubization is a shit concept

>> No.16287660

And water is wet. More at 11.

>> No.16287663

I like it. Why wouldn't you want to become more likeyour waifu?

>> No.16287670

It's bait anon. All the WinterFags are out in force right now. Report and ignore.

>> No.16287674

Why become more like your waifu when you can become your waifu?
Don't lie Anon, we all know you've always wanted to be a pretty girl.

>> No.16287678

Honestly I don't see a downside.

>> No.16287679

I know like jack shit about touhou or Ran apart from her apparently saying dude a lot or whatever.

All I know is that I would cuddle Ran's brains out.

>> No.16287687


No joke, so long as one of us has a dick, I don't care if both my waifu and I are pretty girls.

>> No.16287692

I'm not touching that one.

>> No.16287694

Touch your waifu.

>> No.16287711

Touch yourself.

>> No.16287712
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I wand to fun stuff with elements and recharge with sex!

>> No.16287717

>just dump everything on a folder named MGE
so a chimaera?

>> No.16287718

Lets review:

> more power, without an evident ceiling
> more lust, without an evident ceiling
> take on your waifu's ideal form for you
> thoughts and values shift with corruption
> lifespan shifts closer to that of the waifu
> Scholar and DL still say you're human
> both of the above are biased, may be a lie
> don't actually lose spirit energy though
> careful not to corrupt human friends though

I mean, in the worst case senario all monstergirls are actually low level mindflayers transforming you into a thing for their enjoyment. You basically lose all free will to an adoring waifu read: owner. I like dominant girls anyway though, and losing my daily worries in a sea of cuddles doesn't sound so bad.

>> No.16287723

>You basically lose all free will to an adoring waifu read: owner.
Lets not forget that she is also losing all free will to an adoring husbando read: owner.

Sounds pretty hot to me m8

>> No.16287730

That spirit need more curves

>> No.16287743
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>Oh no anon please dont snuggle me! i am just a pure dragon maiden not used to such lewd acts!

>> No.16287744

Pet the plump fox.

>> No.16287746

I would never because I respect Dragon's purity.

Dragons are off limits for lewd.

>> No.16287748

Oh, well forgive me. I don't know what came over me. Where is the nearest undead city?

>> No.16287769

Don't leave a dragon's company like that anon!

>> No.16287799

No, clearly I've offended the pure maiden. What a base fool I am. I should have let that zombie dragon drag me away into her den. I will leave, and find atonement in the arms of a devilish dead, dirty dragon

>> No.16287807

But anon zombie dragons are downgrades. They don't give warm cuddles and they probably smell

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I am partial to werewolves myself.

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what happened to poor anon to end up like this?

>> No.16287877

He fucked Lightening

>> No.16287912

I'm going to find the lost village of shortstack amazons!

>> No.16287913

When you do, play their bongos to let us know where you are.
Good luck, Dr. Anonstone.

>> No.16287925

I shall, civilization deserves to know where these brown shortstacks live.

Time for them to meet the future!
Bongo playing is a must

>> No.16287929

I don't want warm cuddles. I'm too warm as is. Warm cuddles are shit.

>> No.16287936

>all the snows are still melting
>all the roads are now just ice covered in water, it's too slippery to walk anywhere so I just slide along like I was skating
So this is Christmas 2016. Damn you global wanking!

>> No.16287942
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you're shit, warm cuddles a best, I want a 10ft Abominable Yeti to cuddle me like a teddy bear....so warm....

>> No.16287945

Global Wanking is just a conspiracy started by monster girls to stop guys from masturbating

>> No.16287951

Come back when you're dead and cold

>> No.16287954

Would she be muscled or chubby?
Or would she be both, a big, strongfat yeti?

>> No.16287958

muscled is nice but strong fat has perks

>> No.16287961

Show me what strongfat looks like on a woman

>> No.16287967

you cant be both muscly and fat, wario physique isnt real

>> No.16287969

imma go strong, think of the cuddle intensity

>> No.16287970
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>> No.16287973
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>Abominable! Can you believe that? Do I look abominable to you? Why can't they call me the Adorable Snowwoman or...or the Agreeable Snowwoman, for crying out loud? I'm a nice girl.
>No, no, no, don't worry; it's lemon

>> No.16287975

Indeed, strong enough to keep you safe/'subdue' you, soft enough to cuddle.

A wise decision.

>> No.16287976

I see fat but I see no strong.

>> No.16287979

MGE undead doesn't smell.

He rode the lightning.

>> No.16287980

I want to bury my face in those cuddle lumps!

>> No.16287986

Its called bearmode and, yes, it exists.

>> No.16287992

I want to blue ovarie and tease a shy monstergirl until she rapes me senseless!

>> No.16287995

Want to do that but over a series of months (Maybe two years) while also getting her /fit/ as fuck

>> No.16287998

how dangerous is to blue ovarie a dragon?

>> No.16288002

Good idea

>> No.16288009

Yep, imagine that shy girl finally pouncing you but now she's got massive muscles and a rocking six-pack

>> No.16288017

How dangerous is it to stick your dick in a toaster?

>> No.16288022

You don't want to slowly tease a haughty dragon until she casts her pride to the side and pounces you?

>> No.16288024


>twig dragon now is a horny fit dragon desperate to rape me

erm.....forget the blue ovaries idea, i value my man parts too much

>> No.16288025

Automatons are pretty safe.

>> No.16288030

So anon. What changes do you have in your setting?

>> No.16288031

Can one tease and blue ovary an automaton?

>> No.16288034

Sorry anon, it's been too long and now that nerd dragon wants your D and she's going to take it by force while apologizing for how unladylike she looks now that she' got huge muscles

>> No.16288037

what if i rub her toned belly and wings while i release inside her as she milks me forcefully?

>> No.16288044

She starts letting out little moans and tries to hide her face so you don't see those lewd expressions of hers.

She's going to keep riding you though.

>> No.16288045

I kind of want a dragon who lifts now.

>> No.16288047
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Gold is really heavy, you know?

>> No.16288049

And note that this is a dragon that anon tricked into lifting

Imagine if she'd been lifting for years on her own.

>> No.16288052

and i will keep whispering lewd things to her ear and rubbing her fit body to make up for all the time lost until she is a happy ahegao mess on top of me

>> No.16288069

There isn't enough abslicious monster girl art in general. I wanna see a Hellhound flexing her tight stomach muscles!

>> No.16288070

Good man, just don't expect to escape the post coital cuddles and wing hugs.

Now, the real question, does your shy dragon have glasses and a hime cut?

>> No.16288077

As long as leg day is the most important day. I need powerful thighs and a big round ass that you can bounce a gold coin off of

>> No.16288084

Of course they would.
They'd be thick thighs with slabs of muscle and a firm bubble butt that's larger than normal.

>> No.16288088

I think my dick would explode if I ever saw a Dragon working her abs at the gym.

>> No.16288101

I want to go to a dragon only gym and offer some of them mino milk so they get a 'leg up' on the other girls

>> No.16288102

Yes she has glasses but her hair is a long ponytail

i expect her to collapse on top of me hugging tightly saying how she "plundered" her treasure

>> No.16288105

Now, the real question is if she is still shy afterwards or if she opens up a bit

>> No.16288106

Not him, but I was thinking of Kimiko glasses and hair from Gunbuster

>> No.16288119

she becomes less shy over time but still keeping her loving self

never going full dominatrix on husbando you know

>> No.16288123
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Barb is a god

>> No.16288133

What's with the eyes and scribbles?

>> No.16288136

where are her panties?!

>> No.16288149

Oh man that ass.

>> No.16288154

That is fine too.

Interesting, I wonder how her mother feels though.
Aren't dragons supposed to be arrogant and haughty?

>> No.16288155

>Monster girls
They only get in they way of sex anon.

>> No.16288156

>Long ponytail
Good taste in dragons.

>> No.16288163

Lewd Mofu, No Pantsu

>> No.16288167

>He doesn't realize that leaving the panties on and shifting them to the side is the pinnacle

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Doesnt have to apply to all the species

not even in public?

why thank you

kitsunes need to be less lewd

>> No.16288177

I don't see any haughty kobolds walking around do you?

>> No.16288180

I smell KDF nearby.

>> No.16288182

The smell of latex and dog toys?

>> No.16288184

Nah, I just found them a better example, although I imagine harpies would have been a good one as well.

>> No.16288185

The smell of wet dog.

>> No.16288186

But I haven't posted anything since last night anon! You must have a very good sense of smell though, it's a little weird.

>> No.16288187

I'll call her my adorable snowman so she cuddles with me harder and shares her scarf with me

>> No.16288192

>That ass
>Those glowing eyes
>That gorgeous background
>That subtle lewd juice
>That attention to detail
10/10, praise Bard

Too bad monster girl smells have been turned into a joke, Koyoi's story had an interesting thing about her smelling strongly of monster-repellent incense and being self-conscious about it even thought she smelled good

>> No.16288193

Wet dogs and rubber.

See? I was right.

>> No.16288195

But that could just be a wolf girl nearby.

>> No.16288197

I really should read the rest of those.

Who is best girl of the bunch?

>> No.16288203

Surely there's no wolf here. My warning systems would've alerted me to her presence. I am not turning around you know. Send he

>> No.16288207
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>not even in public?
Maybe in public. It depends on how lewd she is. And IF they have some panties on they are most certainly skimpy panties. like pic related.

>> No.16288208

That's arguable, Wilmarina seems to be the most popular
My favorite is Sasha's

>> No.16288218

I want to trip and learn that the haughty, vampire headmistress of school goes around sans panties.

>> No.16288221

>wight wife sleeps with only a oversized shirt cuddling you
>Wake her up every morning by squeezing and spanking her naked rear

would she like that?

>> No.16288223

Reminder that if she doesn't wear panties, she isn't pure.

>> No.16288226

What about if she wears latex panties?

>> No.16288230

I usually prefer scales more than mofu. But Yeti has changed my opinion.

>> No.16288236

Sasha, of course. At least out of those who are translated
Her story is absolute fap

>> No.16288237

She isn't pure. Only girls that wear frilly girly panties are pure.

>> No.16288238

Maybe she's just too hot down there anon, you shouldn't judge.

>> No.16288239

>would she like that?
She might not say it out loud, but she loves it.
That or she would give you a lewd smile as you wake her up and fuck you.
Good end regardless if you ask me.

>> No.16288244

There are frilly girly latex panties anon!, pink ones with lots of embarrassing ruffles and stuff! It's not like latex panties only come in one style.

>> No.16288257

>oversized shirt
>not fancy lingerie or completely nude

>> No.16288258
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Good! I like my girls lewd.

>> No.16288263

fine, how about frilly bra and panties one size too small for her body?

>> No.16288278

That's perfect

>> No.16288311

On the subject of panties.
Would you prefer if your waifu had panties or not?
Would she only have them on in public or some other time?
What kind of panties would she use?

>> No.16288323
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Only in public
panties made with her loot

>> No.16288340

She doesn't like panties, I don't particularly care for them either and anyways she can't wear regular panties
Maybe I could buy her a pair of dorito panties if we needed to tone down the lewdness at a public event or something

>> No.16288345

>Would you prefer if your waifu had panties or not?
Yes panties, nobody is allowed to see her bits except me or our daughteru.
>Would she only have them on in public or some other time?
In public and around the house, like a normal person.
>What kind of panties would she use?
Sometimes regular plain cotton ones, sometimes latex ones, sometimes latex ones with dildos inside, it'd really depend.

All of this is true for my daughteru too.

>> No.16288353

She only gets to wear panties when I let her, and when she does they're always crotchless.

>> No.16288355

Panties in puplic and in casual at home.

>> No.16288357

Do do the panties come flying off the second she gets home?

>> No.16288360

what games some MG should NOT play at all unless you want a disaster to happen?

Dragon:Hide and seek

>> No.16288363
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Chapter 8 soon, and Nyarlathotep is already in, you dummy.

Unless you mean her doing anything other than talking, in which case, maybe.

>> No.16288364

Yes, I like my waifu with panties on, be in public or just chilling in at home. She doesn't really need to use them if she doesn't want though.
She prefers to wear just spats, but when sexy time comes she has some nice lingerie.

>> No.16288365

>Dragon:Hide and seek
I don't see why there'd be a problem with this.

>> No.16288373

Hellhounds can't play ice hockey.

>> No.16288374

Dragons might go crazy if they lose their husband.

>> No.16288376

Yeti: Wrestling
Medusa: That one game I forgot the name about where you have to stop moving when she's looking

>> No.16288377

Of course not. She's innocent and pure.

>> No.16288380

Dragons would probably freak out if they lost sight of their husbands.

So bacivally this >>16288374

>> No.16288381

I don't think you could play anything with a Dormouse since she sleeps so much.

>> No.16288384

What a bunch of weenies.

>> No.16288387

>Wurm: basketball

But why

>> No.16288391

Stop now. Do not bully dragons.

>> No.16288393

They can't jump and get extremely sad because lunging takes them too far.

>> No.16288400


someone post the chaos wurm dunk pic

>> No.16288402

Dragons are a bunch of weenies! Big fat weenies!

>> No.16288413

I know Anon. I just think it's stupid.

>> No.16288419

Ive reported you for illegal content. Have fun in jail meanie!

>> No.16288430

They can't lock me up for telling the truth!

>> No.16288435

I want to make my loli Kikimora clean in nothing but a pair of nipple pasties with tassels on them.

>> No.16288443

So is Loli Kiki bullying the new meme?

>> No.16288457

I don't know of any memes, I just like to post about loli Kikis.

>> No.16288464

Little kikis are for a lot of things. Their practical use might get them the {meme} status.

>> No.16288468

Would you a Holst who was born relatively flat but has long dangly nipples?

>> No.16288474

No, but I would be her friend.

>> No.16288485

Sure, I guess so. As long as she milks the same there shouldn't be any problems. I bet they'd be very sensitive and lovely to suckle on. I'd love every bit of her, milk straws and all.

>> No.16288486

No I wouldn't even a Holst.

>> No.16288502

>milk straws

>> No.16288521
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mating press ojou wife every night until she got some dhampirs inside

>> No.16288570

Would you still love your waifu if she had a lisp?

>> No.16288575

I'd love her even if she spoke in rhymes.

>> No.16288590

>Chesires who speak in riddle and rhymes

>> No.16288594

Crow Tengu who speak in haiku!

>> No.16288597

Like she wasn't annoying enough already.

Luckily, my penis is the answer to most problems.

>> No.16288601

I would love her even more!

>> No.16288602

How much of a lisp are we talking? I'd love her regardless, but just curious.

>> No.16288609

Yes, but instead of a relationship of mutual respect it'd be one of dominance
Sex would be extremely rough and I might hit her a few times every day so she knows her place as an inferior being because of her lisp

>> No.16288626

I'd love her despite a lot of things.

>> No.16288642

>3 way tie between Rachnera, Tio and Holstaurus

Farewell Anons, I will be in heaven.

>> No.16288648

I wish Syrup would go a step beyond mecha musume and make her Automaton-tier.

>> No.16288653

Ran milk.

>> No.16288656

>Cyclops (by a wide margin)

It suddenly becomes a race over who spills their spaghetti first

>> No.16288657

That's the best ass he has ever drawn.
Monstergirls would only ever wear panties if you're into that sort of thing.

>> No.16288662

That's a nice gif

>> No.16288665
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What did this Succubus (or Alp?) do to get banned in Boston?

>> No.16288671

She's obviously of British make!

>> No.16288677

I want to make my Automaton wear cute panties with an SD Gundams head printed on their rear.

>> No.16288690

Hey they just said one of those shows up and attacks, not that it's the only one interested.

>> No.16288709

A Succubus, but I use that folder for any demonic looking woman who doesn't fit with MGE species.
Oh well, they aren't my waifu but it could be much, much worse.

>> No.16288729

Hopefully the number of jinko pics is the highest, but Yuugi might have the most. Either way, muscle girls

>> No.16288744
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erm, what type of monster she is again? dont you dare say dragon or oni

>> No.16288750

>Just dump everything MG related into a folder
>Almost 5 thousand pictures
Yeah I'm not going through that
Let's just say it's randomized and call it a day

>> No.16288751

Oni Dragon.

>> No.16288752

She's a Chinese Dragon.

>> No.16288754

Clearly a Chinese Oni

>> No.16288757
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Would you enslave a dark, ancient power by making her your wife?

>> No.16288762

I don't want a slave, ownership carries responsibilities I'd rather leave to someone else.

>> No.16288764

>Double strength bonuses from Dragon and Oni
>All those con bonuses
>Int/wis penalty from oni canceled out by dragon bonus.

God damn that's broken.

I want to ask her how the magic of love is betraying me.

>> No.16288769

A Chinese.

>> No.16288774

That doesnt exist

Whats the difference between normal MG dragons and chinese MG dragons?


>> No.16288778

I'm game. However, I would like to know what her domestic skills are like, and if my magic is going to betray me or not.

>> No.16288779

>Whats the difference between normal MG dragons and chinese MG dragons
One's a dragon
One's a Chinese Dragon

>> No.16288782

>Whats the difference between normal MG dragons and chinese MG dragons
Hopefully qi paos

>> No.16288785

Chinese doesn't have wings, they just float. Or they look like Ryus.

>> No.16288786
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Arent you a cheeky one


>> No.16288787

Normal MG Dragons are just immensely powerful winged lizards. Chinese Dragons, however, combine the properties of the ox, crocodile, wolf, and deer along with a serpentine body and are usually treated as deities or rulers of the oceans and rivers.

Or in the case of Otohime herself direct ancestor to the Japanese imperial family.

>> No.16288792

Mist Continent Dragons probably look just like Ryus.

>> No.16288794



I also see her in my dreams. I'm fucked ain't I?

>> No.16288802

It doesn't have to be hard on you, anon. Just have a hard-on for her.

>> No.16288825

>Mist continent
Anyone know the fastest way to get there without getting raped?

>> No.16288827
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I want to cuddle a snek, BAD.

>> No.16288830

Along the silk-lace pantyhose road.

>> No.16288832

Take trusted human travel routes.

>> No.16288836

Air, just be careful with the harpies.

>> No.16288837

I get a Kitsune, it's not even a close competition. Given this is our first time, we'll probably be going at it until I pass out, and even then she may try to keep going.

>> No.16288838

And a snake wants to cuddle you too, are you fine with her coiling around your whole body?

>> No.16288840

as long as snek doesnt break my bones with her force i would embrace it

>> No.16288844

>An Automaton will never sit on your face

>> No.16288848

You know what region needs expanded on more? The volcanic regions Lava Golems, Hellhounds, Salamanders and Ignis come from.

We had some explanation on the cold places lately so it'd be nice to get some for their opposite.

>> No.16288852

Lamias are actually very careful and gentle while cuddling, she might tighten up if you fondle her but definitely not enough to break your bones or hurt you

>> No.16288855

Thank god. She would probably smash it with her cold, hard, metal ass.

>> No.16288857

Watch out anon. Automaton butt isn't as soft as fleshy butt. It's like putting a radiator on your face.

>> No.16288859

What if i kiss and rub her tail?

>> No.16288863

But anon! Snakes are dangerous!

>> No.16288864

Yeah! I wanna feel her cool scales on me!

>> No.16288866
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Why do you fags totally disregard the fact that Automatons have soft, squishy torsos and butts?

>> No.16288868

I bet they have those nice, hot caves full of huge crystal formations.

>> No.16288870


>> No.16288874

But how?

>> No.16288876

I want KC to go into more detail about Undead Kingdoms and non-Egypt. Hell, KC should give nont-Egypt a name already.

>> No.16288880

>Swindled and bought by tanuki
Probably the best option
Is there even an airline?

>> No.16288882
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Are you a special needs child? Are you even familiar with the Automatons profile?

>> No.16288887

I'm not saying they aren't. I'm just saying how? How are they squishy with all that mechanical shit? And calm yourself, I'm just asking questions no need to get all uptight.

>> No.16288891

>the marking on her crotch

Damn. Would be funny if KC pulled a full 180 and said it was a marking by a previous owner from ancient civilisation.

Enjoy the used goods. I'm joking. This is a joke.

>> No.16288893
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A want to cuddle a snek that's wearing her traditionalist clothing.

>> No.16288894

There's a lot of things I want from it.
>who the leaders are
>a bug or spider suited to the region
>if any humans live there
>if so, is there towns or villages
Damn it KC, my curiosity is killing me.
Hopefully the next world guide delivers on some of this.

>> No.16288896

>a bug or spider suited to the region

>> No.16288899

Are you familiar with simulacrum?

>> No.16288900

>he thinks fun is allowed here

>> No.16288901

I remember when gremlin was first release and a translater said she was a cuck and automaton and a bull. It would've been pretty funny if that was true.

>> No.16288911

Funny, I was thinking of centipede demon and quelaag when I said that.

I wouldn't mind a fire spider with the rape train qualities of an Ushi-Oni. Just a bit less monstrous than the dark souls one.

>> No.16288915

Ushi-Onis, now with more fire. God has abandoned us.

>> No.16288918
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Bring more sake!

>> No.16288927

When you stop pouring it all over your ass.

>> No.16288932

She thinks it's sexy. Leave her be as long as she pays.

>> No.16288933

Well that's your sake Anon, don't let it go to waste.

>> No.16288936

I want to help a massively muscled minotaur become an idol!

>> No.16288939

That would actually cause her to relax all her muscles, if you keep doing it she will become utterly defenseless

MGE2 has material on the volcanic region as well as the snow land, Wonderland and Ryugujo (probably some other I'm missing, someone posted the translated table of contents a while back)
We just have to wait 7 to 10 month for the English release to learn about them

>> No.16288940

I only have distilled spirits

>> No.16288941

What about a wrestler? Like Macho Cow, Candy Ravage?

>> No.16288949

Its probably alot the same as golem, some sort of magical instructions or something.

>> No.16288950

It's obviously just "insert dick, extract baby".

>> No.16288951

That would be easy.
Who am I to deny the muscle cow if she wants to be an idol and has a lovely singing voice?

>> No.16288954

I'd be more than okay with her coiling around me, especially during these freezing months.
Almost nothing would be cozier than feeling her smooth scales all around me in her comfortable embrace next to a fire, all while helping her keep warm.

>> No.16288957

>Yeti: Wrestling
Are we talking Greco-Roman or WWF attitude era wrestling?

>> No.16288961
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What would her songs be like I wonder?

>> No.16288967

>ywn get in a bigamous marriage with a demon and tanuki
>ywn witness them hash out who gets how much time with you
>ywn see them making contracts on babymaking and trying to get you to sign their contract first

Lads, why does my chest hurt so much.

>> No.16288969

She'd be the rough and tumble idol that sings peppy songs and the occasional love song.

>> No.16288971

Probably indigestion.

>> No.16288982

Someone on /monster/ is doing a translation of mge2. Might not be doing the new stuff though im unsure.

>> No.16288998

/monster/ get out and stay out.

>> No.16289004

>Bigamous marriages
The only time I will accept one is between Cursed Swords and Living Armor. Mostly because It's turbo cute that one gets off on being his right arm, while the other rises up to protect her husbando.

>> No.16289012

I'm OK with it when its two rivals getting the same husband.

>> No.16289019

So you would be fine with a Griffon and a Dragon?

You'd be both of their treasures.

>> No.16289021

If every monster girl is a rapist then how does a man safely walk down the street? Or even leave the house at night? I wonder if you can hire protection.

>> No.16289024

I think both will beat the crap out of each other first. Better not get in their way.

>> No.16289025

Walk softly. I would say carry a big stick, as well, but some MGs might get the wrong idea.

>> No.16289027

You can go out just fine. They won't really rape you, just flirt of bit but don't show any kind of reaction or else you're done.

>> No.16289029

Put on a chastity belt made out of adamantium and laugh at their feeble attempts to rape you.
Unless they know magic or lockpicking.

>> No.16289030

yes, yes I would.
Soft feathers on one side and smooth scales on the other.

>> No.16289031
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You get good or tell them that you only get off on bestiality and furries. Then all you have to worry about is Cait and Cu Sith trying to jump your bones and the latter will actually not try to rape you first. Which means you get a free bodyguard powered by headpats.

>> No.16289035

>he doesn't know magic
Time to git gud.

>> No.16289042

So I can go out. But can I shoe skin? Like wear shorts or a t-shirt?

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>> No.16289045

>she gets naked does the "pour a drink into her lap" thing

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>> No.16289050

Fancy lingerie is for evening enticement, anon.

Oversized Husbando Shirt is for mornings.

>> No.16289053

Assuming you want a realistic killjoy answer then not every monster is, plenty of them either use seduction or are just plane friendly.
Also, I like to assume that once the order isnt telling people to run away from and hate monsters and monsters realize they have a decent chance or getting a husband alot of them would calm down.

>> No.16289059

As long as you don't mind monster girls mirrin' or maybe a stalker, yes, don't be a pussy and go out.

>> No.16289065

>plane friendly.
Phew, that's good.

Airport security is enough of a hassle as-is.

>> No.16289066

Runescape got weird.

>> No.16289067

>Oversized Husbando Shirt
This pleases me.

>> No.16289072

Just gotta watch out for those winged species during flight. Wouldn't want the plane to get attacked by a dragon, would you?

>> No.16289077

>Airport security in MGC

Hope the security there aren't Yetis

>> No.16289078

this is adorable. is there more?

>> No.16289080

Sadly, that is a joy that large species will never get to enjoy.

>> No.16289088

I hope so.

>> No.16289091

>they "pat you down" for security until they find a man that doesn't resist
>they follow their newly declared husband on his flight, clinging his arm
Yetis are scary

>> No.16289093

Well, there is a potion for everything.

>> No.16289094

>don't be a pussy and go out

B-But what if something happens! I'm saving myself for my waifu.

>> No.16289096

>Have huge, muscled red oni wife
>Leave her home for one day and fail to notice the package on your doorstep
>Return home to find shorstack red oni wearing one of your shirts as she relaxes in bed, giggling happily in it.

That would be nice.

>> No.16289097

Or worse yet, like the cape scene out of The Incredibles...

A Dragon would probably be fine. But a harpy...

>> No.16289099

Then just tell that to other monsters.

>> No.16289100

>shorstack red oni wearing one of your shirts
Be still, my beating dick.

>> No.16289101

We all know what happens with dragons and planes.

>> No.16289103

And we also know what dragons and cars do.

>> No.16289107

There is nothing better than cuddling a snake on a cold day
Warm girls are great but they don't particularly need to cuddle with you, the mutual dependency of snake cuddles is what makes it the best

Are they just doing the profiles then? Not much point when KC is releasing them at a solid pace

>> No.16289109

Where did the dark elf association with bondage come from? Their profile makes no mention of it, only that they make men submit with pleasure. They carry a whip but that seems to have more to do with the fact that they call their husbands slaves. Hell they don't even have sadistic or cruel in their disposition, unlike some of the other species.

>> No.16289111

Because Dark Elves/Drow are slavers.

>> No.16289112

>Instead of a flock of geese, it was a flock of harpies that caused the Miracle on the Hudson

>> No.16289113

It's ancient cultural heritage, anon.

>> No.16289117

Reminder that Tomboy Dragons are for sexually teasing.

>> No.16289118

They're not doing the new profiles since the person figured other people would do those, but I didn't ask about the setting material so they may be doing that.

>> No.16289120

Tomboy dragons are for tricking into thinking that muscles are attractive and then getting them hugely muscular!

>> No.16289130

Tomboy dragons are for playing around like bros and getting slightly more sexual each time until she is moaning a bit and all red.

>> No.16289136

You could wear pretty much anything aside for goofy patted costumes and monster girls would still think you're hot
Your only hope is to avoid aggressive girls and resist all the flirting

Aside from new profiles and material there is only the foreword/afterword and the changes to already translated profiles so I'd be surprised if they wouldn't be doing the material

I just checked /monster/ for the first time and it's way better than I imagined, the 26 pages make it a mess though

>> No.16289151 [SPOILER] 
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the ONLY time you'd accept it?

>> No.16289156

Dark elfs are underappreciated. They make excellent femdom if you don't want something as extreme as a manticore or something like that

>> No.16289161
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I want to live with the Dark Elves!

>> No.16289162

I would love a pudgy dark elf mistress.

>> No.16289165

I want a trio of maid wives which includes a shortstack Kikimora, an Onee-san Shoggoth, and an airhead Roomba Automaton!

>> No.16289166

Too bad you can't speak about dark elves without memeshits.

>> No.16289170

Sounds perfect!

>> No.16289172

Pudgy mistresses are god tier.

>> No.16289173

I'm going to tickle my mistress.

>> No.16289179

That they are, especially if face sitting ensues or she forces you to massage her.

Sweets for the mistress whether she wants them or not!

>> No.16289183

I'd accept pretty much any bigamous duo if I truly loved both girls

Well, with all the elf rape content out there, especially dark elves it's hard to disassociate them from it

>airhead Roomba Automaton!
Automaton maids are the cutest, even more than young Kikis

>> No.16289190

If I had a Dark Elf waifu, I'd make a point of turning the tables on her as often as possible. I mean, I don't mind light femdom, but I really loathe humiliation and more hard femdom.

>> No.16289191

What Trumpart suit is the best?

>> No.16289192

>Automaton maids are better than little kikis
Never seen something so wrong in my life.

>> No.16289196

Clubs. Everyone knows that the clubs are the kinkiest.

>> No.16289200


Clubs got all kinds of weird fetishes from all the Wonderland books they read but nothing extreme, Diamonds are the by far the kinkiest

>> No.16289205

They're honestly some of the lighter of the bunch. The profile even points out they treat you exactly like a husband and "make you receive plenty of love" but just happen to call you slave.

>> No.16289208 [DELETED] 

I'm peering into the future...

The Wonderland Centaur appears to be coming very soon, and everyone likes her as well.

>> No.16289209

Diamonds are the reason Wonderland is full of weird shit, anon.

>> No.16289210

Hearts are objectively best.

>> No.16289211 [DELETED] 

You jest.

>> No.16289213
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>MFW I feel like a pleb for liking Elves of all flavors
Every Elf except the Aldmer are pretty great, if not a little bit too vanilla for the thread, or so it seems.

Won't pretend to know anything about BDSM or have a drive to write something involving a Dark Elf or anything at all for that matter, but goddamn are they some of the best 'mostly human-shaped' MGs out there, as well as best generic fantasy race.

That is, unless you're a faggot who reads Alfie from TraceCase and find it funny that she should be dicked by a presumed muscle-girl futa with hairy armpits.

>> No.16289219 [DELETED] 

Wonderland centaur sounds like something that would make people die.

>> No.16289225

Yeah, even being called 'slave' wouldn't sit well with me.

>> No.16289229

Eh, I'd try to do subtle stuff if my dark elf mistress started femdomming too hard or if she started mistreating me.

>> No.16289232

>Above anything

>> No.16289233

>Most "club" soldiers have introverted and quiet personalities, and they prefer to stay inside their cards and read books, paint pictures, or play chess. They lead slothful and indulgent lives, continuously having sex alone together with a man while hardly ever coming out of their cards, but they are occasionally scolded by the queen and told to have sex outside too.
Absolute best.

>> No.16289235
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>if face sitting ensues
My nigga.

>> No.16289237

Then don't get caught by dark elfs you scrub.

>> No.16289238

Hearts, without a doubt. I appreciate that they cut the bullshit and get straight to the loving.

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Would they have bodies like Murasaki's?

>> No.16289244

Nah fuck you. I love me some delicious brown elves, I just don't like being treated like shit by my hypothetical waifu.

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>> No.16289246

of course!
What else are pudgy dark elf mistresses for?

There's also having her thighs lock around your head while your under a table and making you eat her out.

They'd be NEETs as well.

>> No.16289251

Guys, you should by Dr T. Nuki's genuine 100% proof tonic. It's guaranteed to have your favorite Monster Girl appear before you in three weeks or more!

>> No.16289253

Make sure they understand your limits.

>> No.16289255

Hold on, there's something 'off' about this post.

>> No.16289256

Open affection is amazing

>> No.16289257

Can confirm, Ace of Spades would fuck shit up.

>> No.16289259

Imagine how awesome battle sex with her would be.

>> No.16289260 [DELETED] 
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YOU! You doubt my power!?

Now let me read your mind...no perhaps I should say your past.

You're a very horny man, always looking for love in all the wrong places.

You're a highly skilled troller, well suited to this board.

You're extremely careful of traps.

Still don't believe me? Now I'll look more deeply into your soul.


Still don't believe me? Put your controller on your crotch. Put it down as flat as you can...that's good. Now I will move your controller with the power of my will alone!



What do you think now!? Can you feel my power now!!!?

The demonstration is over!! You WILL accept the love of Wonderland Centaur!

>> No.16289262

It'd be like Neo versus Agent Smith, except instead of having the detonation air blasts from your fists, it'd be your pelvises smacking together.

>> No.16289269

I sure hope so, I want a deliciously filled out club to laze around with and fuck in the prone position while she plays the latest jrpg.

>> No.16289270

What do you mean? I am just a fellow Anon who wants to share in this miracle cure.

I managed to find my Monster Girl wife (who is not a Tanuki) with this Tonic almost instantly. It contains all sorts of newfangled chemicals like balsams, one part hydrogen and two parts oxygen, sodium chloride, Mentha spicata, and a strange chemical from the East called "Anko".

>> No.16289273 [DELETED] 

Stop trying to force this shitty meme shoggockss

>> No.16289274

Not that anon but this made me remember, didnt KC say Dark elfs could turn pale and elfs could turn dark, if only for a time?

>> No.16289279

I would trust this "Anon." My Hospitaller senses are tingling.

>> No.16289282 [DELETED] 

First off, I don't know who the fuck that is.

Second off, someone did this already? Fucking Simpsons did it bullshit.

>> No.16289286

He said Mamono could polymorph their appearance slightly off what's normal, but it wouldn't be real and they would want you to love their real body.

>> No.16289287

What's wrong Anon, don't you trust those Tanuki's who are very trustworthy and also induldge you in your weird fetishes and....is not my wife.


>> No.16289294

Likewise, I'd prefer to love their real body as well. I'd be a pretty shitty husbando if I didn't.

>> No.16289295

I understand that /d/-tier fetishes are scary but if you're doing them with a loving waifu who gives you consent and there are no bad repercussion then it's nothing horrible

I can't say that they're not objectively the worst though, just that there is no need to be afraid of them

>Spades first
>Clubs last
I don't get it, how the hell do you want to spend your days? Running around, going on adventures and having sex with a Spades in crazy places?
I'll take a comfy day at home with a Clubs instead

>> No.16289300 [DELETED] 

I know it's you, Shoopuf.

>> No.16289312

>Running around, going on adventures and having sex
Hell yes. If you had magic and a cute wife why would you want to stay at home? I would probably go beg the queen to see if I could take her guard to explore the outside world.

>> No.16289319

>Dark Elf goes full Drow in appearance
Not going to lie, I'd smash her like an eighteen wheeler.

>> No.16289325

I'm tired of housecatgirls, I want wildcatgirls.

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Listen here you little shit, I'm anon.

My name is anon. A-N-O-N, no dashes.

>> No.16289333 [DELETED] 

I want to jump on that wolf's back and scratch her ears.

>> No.16289342

>100% Proof
What? Is it 100 proof or 100% proven? Either way, sounds fishy. Only the dumbest boyim will fall for it. Unless that's the tanuki's fetish

>> No.16289346

>why would you want to stay at home?
Because going outside is tiring and out of my comfort zone

If you want to be deep about it then we can say that by living a lethargic lifestyle with no outside stimulation a man and his wife can better learn and love each other and literally become each other's "all"

They rape and scratch, stay away from them

>> No.16289352

I'll be dumb for her.

>> No.16289354

If we count all type of images, human

>> No.16289356 [DELETED] 

Yeah, and I'm Carlton Banks. That's B E A E N K E S, no E. ʰᵉᵉ hee 𝐡𝐞𝐞 𝐇𝐄𝐄.

>> No.16289357

Well it does make sense that she would be the world to you considering she's the only thing that exists in your life. I know what you mean.

But cheerful wife would still drag me on adventures and show me the wonders of the world.

>> No.16289368 [DELETED] 

Whatever you say, Shoggocks. Take a hike.

>> No.16289369 [DELETED] 
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Quit being a faggot.

And get the reference next time.

>> No.16289370 [DELETED] 

No you.

>> No.16289381 [DELETED] 
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Go eat a sandwich.

>> No.16289385 [DELETED] 

Would you make me a sandwich?

>> No.16289393

I love haughty dragons (specifically red ones) who act like they hate and despise me but will always defend me and hold me tight! That's what a real woman is, anon.

>> No.16289397 [DELETED] 

I've never seen a Medusa do that to a sandwich. And I like it.

>> No.16289400

Good taste my friend. I completely agree with you.

>> No.16289407

I can dig that, especially when they are extremely muscled and tall.

Although if she goes too heavy on the tsun then I'll just leave.

I can laugh at my self and take some self-deprecation but too much and I'll leave.

>> No.16289408

not bad, but I want to be a paladin and act towards them like this.

>> No.16289420

>muscled and tall

You know me well anon. But what are you doing?! Leaving her?! Are you nuts?! She'll come running back and crying for you! She's sorry anon!

>> No.16289431

Then how's she going to prove she's sorry?

She gets quite abusive when she's tsun.

>> No.16289447

How can you not like abusive tsun? She secretly loves you, she just has a hard time expressing it.

>> No.16289449

I love those too. But since I have low self-esteem I might start taking her too seriously until she goes full deredere out of concern. In fact I might just start doing that anyway just to get straight to the lovey-dovey.

>> No.16289455

I don't mind little stuff, its when she gets extremely bad that I'll leave.

>> No.16289465 [DELETED] 

How about you fuck off to TFT or /d/ first.

>> No.16289482

That's your loss.

>> No.16289502 [DELETED] 
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You know what fine.

Be a stupid nigger and think I'm someone you know on an anonymous image board.

Normally the "go to reddit" shit is simply shit but it seems to be right up your alley since then you could actually identify people.

Here's your last (you) so use it wisely.

>> No.16289511 [DELETED] 

>Everyone I don't like is Shoggocks: A simple guide to dismissing other people's posts by Anonymous.

>> No.16289529

What happened to the Rachnera onee-san anon? Because I'm starting to see his way.

>> No.16289599

Wrong, it'll be hers.
I'll head out on a small adventure to cool off and give her time to think.

>> No.16289606

>smoke hobo gets translated early
>is pretty much never mentioned here again

>> No.16289611

No anon. You don't deserve a haughty girl. She'll stop being tsun over time. But you just can't wait can you?

You could've been her precious mortal treasure. But no.

>> No.16289623

I would partake in recreational cannabis with smoke hobo.

>> No.16289628

It all depends.

I can tolerate a lot but if she is super tsun for months then there'll be a discussion.

Also, haughty and tsun are not the same

>> No.16289630

Translated? You mean the summary?
If it's accurate, than she's basically the new Bicorn. It makes sense everyone would hastily forget about her.

>> No.16289634

That tends to happen to harem-assembly girls.

>> No.16289638

You were the one saying she was acting tsun when I said she was haughty anon.

If you can't take it for a few months then you can't handle a real woman. Real men like haughty girls.

>> No.16289642

Who is smoke hobo?

I mean that in a real sense I have no idea.

>> No.16289650

And I'm fine with haughty girls.
Someone whose prideful because she's powerful is fine.

Abusive folks are not.

>> No.16289654

Nurarihyon, one of the new girls.

>> No.16289658

>Sitting home with some extra hot wings during winter.

What girl would be best to share this evening with?

>> No.16289662

A NEET Oomukade.

>> No.16289667
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Lazy yuki-onna

>> No.16289668

Wendigo. Always Wendigo.

>> No.16289674

Honestly the profile killed it for me.

>> No.16289678
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Wendigos can't handle spicy food!

>> No.16289679

So much this. Although it's a cute meme, I don't really understand it. Naked comfy Lolis in big fluffy coats drooling over meat (I mean both of the meanings)

>> No.16289680

Lamia since they're always eager for some warm.

>> No.16289683

This image is perfect right now. But would Spicy chicken taste like regular chicken to a Yuki? And what's up with that Yeti? Still, A CUTE!

Winter girls are perfect.

>> No.16289688

Don't ask for the "Hellhound" spice.

It is literally fire.

>> No.16289693

Would be nice.
Is she softer than normal?

That too would be good, and it goes without saying she'd be soft enough for cuddling.

Oh my, she'd probably gnaw through the wings quite quickly.

Full body cuddles are also nice.

>> No.16289697

>Hellhound jism tastes like literal fire

>> No.16289699

Yukis think spicy food makes them melt on the inside, Yetis gobble it up without a care, and Wendigos start steaming inside their coats

>> No.16289706

>softer than normal

Of course! She's got NEET Pudge™

>> No.16289709

Poor Wendigos.

>> No.16289713

But where does NEET Pudge™ go on Oomukade?

>> No.16289716

I thought it was going to be Succubus first, then I realized I had nearly as many Gazer pictures and even more Dragon pictures.

Then I checked my Kitsune folder.
A Kitsune waifu is fine with me.

>> No.16289719
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Don't you want to just make her happy anon?

Look how happy looking she is now. She can go even further.

>> No.16289724

You'll see a some nice squeezable belly fat on her tummy (including some nice fat tits if you want) and you'll she her centipede body have slight more squishy feel to it.

>> No.16289729

Of course. But only as a friend. I'm a white horn man myself.

>> No.16289732

Not bad.
I grope her tummy and tease her about it before moving to groping those big centipede tits.

>> No.16289739

Remember to be gentle anon! Oomukades don't get much love so they're virgins to a man's touch. They're very sensitive.

>> No.16289742

Looks like I'm gonna get a slime, although since colors aren't necessarily consistent across settings, she'll probably end up being something like a red or blue slime. I'm perfectly okay with this.
God help me if she ends up in the pool, however. I'm not sure if I can handle the amount of snu snu that would result from her massive size increase from absorbing all that water (and hopefully disposing of the Chlorine).

>> No.16289748
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Really stimulates the grey matter.

>> No.16289750

Allowing for no deviation from the profile whatsoever, which girl is your favorite?

This means no headcanon, threadcanon, memes, or anything else not from KC regarding that girl in particular

Do you still love your waifu?

>> No.16289755

Vampire and Amazons, the same girls since I don't like deviations from the profile.

>> No.16289756

That centipede is weirdly turning me on.

>> No.16289758

So you're saying that I can hug her from behind and grope her so that little 'Ah-n's slip out while I grope her middle and chest, along with maybe a little antenna nibbling?

How long till she decides to buck me off and take the lead 'Just in like my doujins!'

It does indeed trigger cognitive function

>> No.16289764

I stick to the profiles anyway.

Shoggoth, Dark Slime, Bubble Slime, and they are perfect as is.

>> No.16289766

Shit man. You asking a hard question there.

I've got to say Anubi. I love my Anubis waifu as my own perfect version of her and as her base MGE girl.

>> No.16289774

But anon! That's l-lewd!

>> No.16289775

I want to make a loli kiki work wearing nothing but frilly underwear when nobody else is around. I want to take her aside and bend her over a bed, fuck her pussy and ass, play with her sensitive nipples and spank her shapely little rear.

I'd tell her to go laundry the dirtied sheets after she's just been pounded on them.

>> No.16289779

I'll remain on her back till she's ahegoing if I have to.
I may even trace the outside of her womanhood with a finger and do a little bit of whispering in her ears.

I wanna see if the NEET is more than ample meat.

>> No.16289782

Automatons are still rad

>> No.16289792

Agreed, anubi, even without my headcanon and whatnot, are still 10/10 in every aspect.

Some other girls who would still be really good are Kiki's, Shoggoth's, and Yeti's.

>> No.16289794

But if you do that too much you'll have a pregnant kiki loli in nothing but frilly undergarments.

>> No.16289795


Cheshire is better without all that stuff attached.

>> No.16289796


>> No.16289798
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Very close between cows and anubis, but I think cows edge it out.

>> No.16289801

This. To be honest Anubi, Kiki, Shogs and yeti are perfect on their own. They've always been on my best girls list.

>> No.16289808

I'm just seeing if her instincts kick in or if I'm going to flip that NEET on her back, pin her arms to the ground, and watch her expressions while I fill that centi-pussy.

>> No.16289814

>Please understand
When was this gif drawn? I've never seen it before.

>> No.16289818

>2d girl with the shittiest of 3DPD tendencies
Into the fucking trash, no, the goddamn incinerator it goes

>> No.16289821

Jinko and yes

>> No.16289823

You've got great taste, friend. The best part about anubi, apart from their loyalty, is the fact that you can flip their switch from dominant to submissive if you do the right thing.

I want to sneak up on my Anubis wife, and assault her with ear scratches and neck kisses, turning her into a drooling mess

>> No.16289830

I think its an Oomukade trying to guilt trip a guy into dicking her.

>> No.16289832

It's called gap moe you fucking plebeian.

>> No.16289834

There's not a damn thing moe about that, thanks.

>> No.16289836

Pharaoh and yes I still love her. Graped or not I'll still love her.

>> No.16289839

Go back to the autism worshipers on redditchan.

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>> No.16289842

What the fuck are you on about?

>> No.16289845

Crow Tengu.

>> No.16289848


You sick deviant! I like it. I've now got ideas what to do with my Anubis wife

>> No.16289850
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the snack that smiles back

>> No.16289852

I don't get this.

>> No.16289853

Take your monster boy shit and fuck off.

>> No.16289854

Shoggothes, and yes.

Especially since she'll help me forget the error of trying to writefag Wights and Manticores.

>> No.16289855

She's fat and arguing with /fit/ on Monchan

>> No.16289856

Get this trap shit out of here faggot

>> No.16289858 [DELETED] 

I bet Cheshires love to use that.

>> No.16289859

But anon, a White Horn isn't good.

That Unicorn could go beyond Happy, to Ascended Happy if you treat her well.

>> No.16289863 [DELETED] 

Oh god what

>> No.16289868

And make sure you perform lots of aftercare following a rough night of dicking! This includes not only headpats and ear scratches, but also gentle caresses, light kisses, lots of I love you's, and a hearty home cooked meal of her favourite dishes!

>> No.16289869

What the hell? Thats definitely just a flat girl.

>> No.16289871

That's some nice taste there anon.

This. The faggots probably getting angry cuz "m-muh feminazis". It's cute and I like it.

What's with all this excellent taste up in the thread?

4 perfect girls in the same post. What is going on? When did everyone recently ascend to god tier taste?

>> No.16289872

>He's hating on Bearmode
Son, let me tell you something. If I had an Oni who was strong as fucking Zangief with a Size 12 ass I'd be smashing that every night.

>> No.16289873

A white horn is good you silly billy. I'm just not a big fan of horses.

>> No.16289876

Not according to the artist.

>> No.16289879

Anon. I know the specific bulge when I see it. And THAT is not a puffy vulva.

>> No.16289880

But bearmode is literally a meme made up by strongfat /fa/ posters. It's like how fat chicks call themselves curvy.

>> No.16289883

Hell no nigga

>> No.16289884
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So with Christmas coming up, gift giving time is almost here! Think of your favorite Monster Girl, what would

>You get for her?
>She get for you?
>Your family/friends/etc get for the both of you?

>> No.16289885

Does it really matter when they're cute?

>> No.16289886

>It's cute
I go to college and can say that there is nothing cute about blue haired harpies (not actual blue haired harpies) screeching about how all men are scum

>> No.16289887

thats a little boy

>> No.16289890

But I answer this everyday.

>> No.16289891

Fuck off fag.

>> No.16289892

Trapfaggotry has no place here, fuck off.

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>> No.16289895

Fine you faggots, I deleted it. Ya'll are really gay though, all I saw was a vagina.

>> No.16289896

Know your place fuckboy.

>> No.16289898


>> No.16289899

Well neither are centipedes cute. But some how monster girls flip the tables on reality.

3D College whiny trash =/= 2D

>> No.16289900

Except it's not? Bear mode is being built like a bear, meaning you have a mixture of body fat and muscle, giving you a huge fucking frame. Arnold Schwarzeneggar was/is strong, yes. But he was more in the line of being an aesthetic body builder who had very little body fat to show off how defined his musculature was.

Then you have motherfuckers like Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson who could walk up to your wife, slap her on the ass, and send her flying like twenty meters because that fucker is something like 200+ cm and at least 180+ kg. He's not called The Mountain for nothing.

>> No.16289903

You pulled that image straight from whatever that artists gallery was. You knew what you were doing.

>> No.16289904

Thank you, now I can happily post in my non-sexually threatening echo chamber again.

>> No.16289906
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>> No.16289907

That fox knows she can't resist it (sort of like bait in these threads)

Don't bully fox please thank

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Family and friends would probably get us average sort of gifts.

I'd get write her a bunch of lovers coupons, for the more exotic lewd acts she likes.

She'd probably do something similar. She's mayadere as hell, but knows I like it when she's submissive.

>> No.16289910

>>echo chamber
>being this assblasted

>> No.16289912

Fuck the haters, I'll sit here with my hipster taste and enjoy her. I had no interest in her before the translation hit but it pretty much secured her as one of my favourite MGEII girls.

Much better than Ice Queen and White Horn anyway.

>> No.16289913

>Don't bully fox please thank

Oooh what's she gonna do? Sit on me?

>> No.16289914

But the happiness levels anon!

A White Horn will never reach the happiness level a Unicorn can.

>> No.16289917

I like smoke hobo too, but don't pick on the lonely Ice Queen.

>> No.16289918

The same thing we get eachother every year, matching t-shirts!

>> No.16289920

You and your waifu sound like dorks

>> No.16289921



Hopefully money but I know it will be silly shit like a electronic coin counter cup thing.

My waifu isn't even the jew racoon either.

>> No.16289922

The post was a random dump of images of both boys and girls with no indication for the genders in each image. It totally looked like a girl to me so I posted it. I'm sorry you're too autistic for that.

>> No.16289926

hellhound and yes, i still love her even if she drags me off for some __ruff[/spoiler lovin' at very inopportune times

>> No.16289934

Vodka, ammo and daughterus

>> No.16289945

>what do I get her
That rare old Lego slave 1 ship that used to make until they re-designed it. I've always wanted that, and I know she would want it way more.

>what does she get me
Another suicide endusing Christmas without her.

But seriously, I'm not sure. I don't really like people giving me gifts when it comes to Christmas. But if I had to guess? Maybe a new pair of slippers. One of them unique pairs that look funny but have a heaven like softness on the inside.

I'm not sure really. Maybe parents would be real nice and get us matching PJs.

>> No.16289950


Anon! That is very mean!

>> No.16289956


Mission accomplished.

>> No.16289957

Only dorky couples wear matching shirts and sweaters

>> No.16289958

Not if she's young enough.

>> No.16289967

Stop being a bully! You know deep down inside you'd love to wear matching sweaters that "I'm hers" and "I'm his"! We all do!

>> No.16289988

B-But it would be so embarrassing and dorky!

>> No.16289996

>All I saw was a vagina
I wasn't going to actually post something about this until you said that. Vaginas don't bulge like that without camel toe of some kind due to the way the labia and vulva work.

>> No.16290006

>I wasn't going to actually post something about this until you said that

You really shouldn't have.

>> No.16290008

>a flat girl.
I mean hey, you can't blame the dude. If it's flat, you might as well be fucking a boy.

>> No.16290009


>> No.16290011

You're going to get your picture taken in it, and like it! You'll look back on it and think how cute you both look.

>> No.16290019
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Uh-Oh! It looks like some of the teachers hit the sauce a little too hard at the annual Christmas party! Anon, you're the newest teacher here, could you be a gentleman and take these two home?

>> No.16290024

I think I'd be the one most likely to get taken home in that situation

>> No.16290025

Sure, what could go wrong?

>> No.16290029

mating press the smart cow

>> No.16290036

>Anon, you're the newest teacher here
Meh, I'd rather be a student, being sexually bullied by my drunk senseis.

>> No.16290037

As a proper gentleman.

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Anon this is the police, pull over!

>> No.16290050

Oh lordy, they are adorable!

>> No.16290058

Not after last time. I learned my lesson!

>> No.16290078

I want to commit a crime!

>> No.16290082

I'll leave the goat at her house, but who knows what might happen to that tasty taco? She even got condoms ready, but I doubt I'll use them.

>> No.16290084

They are officers of the law, it is illegal to taunt officers of the law.

Evading arrest will only add to your sentence!

You have the right to remain silent.

>> No.16290088

>tfw you will never be the right hand man (husband) to a Nurarihyon
>you will never spend your days traveling all across the land settling disputes among yokai
>you will never occasionally be coerced into solving problems with the dick

>> No.16290090

Tons of them. The very top is probably a tie between amazon, dark elf, and ogre

>> No.16290092

I'm not taunting them though, I find them cute and I am stating as such.

>> No.16290099

Any attempts to butter the officers up in hopes of getting off easy will be met with unyielding professionalism.

>> No.16290102

I'd sit down and chat with a jaded permaloli whore. I bet she'd have an interesting perspective, having to please old men for money in weird fetish getup.

Wonder what these two would have to say about their client.

>> No.16290107

These are fine, upstanding officers of the law anon, calling them whores will not do you any favors.

>> No.16290115

Jesus christ thats horrifying. I mean regular loli is already disgusting but this is absolutely atrocious

>> No.16290116

Cute, but you can stop now.

>> No.16290118

You're gonna get fucked by really young girls and there is nothing you can do about it.

>> No.16290120

I'm just saying that they are the cutest officers to ever come here...why are they here by the way?

>> No.16290124

Does your waifu have a job anon? Does she go out working while you stay and clean the house, prepare food and go shopping? Or are you both NEETs?

>> No.16290126

You can punt them. They gotta weigh what, 5kg?

>> No.16290132

My waifu is fairly NEET. She studies magic all day, hoping to specialize in various forms of corruption and metamorphosis.

>> No.16290139

My waifu works as a guard.

>> No.16290141

We both work.

>> No.16290144

Curator at the Museum of Monstergirl History and Sciences.

>> No.16290147

we both work, but her job as a fire fighter is more interesting than mine

>> No.16290163

I work from home, but I'm a house husband first and foremost and the money I make is oretty inconsequential. Waifu is ancient, has investments and is a war hero, who is living off interest and returns. But she acts like a NEET, but I don't know if you could be turning a profit and still be a NEET

>> No.16290165

She works as a Cop and well due to rather bossy nature she forces me to stay at home as a house husband. I'm not complaining.

>> No.16290174
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>Take Haku-sensei home
>She's either giggling or talking nonsense on the way
>Lead her into her house
>Turn to leave, but she grabs your arm
>Pulls you onto the couch, falls on top of you
>'Heeeeey, You weren't gonna leave yet, right?'
>Her face is flushed and she has a goofy smile
>'The night is still *hic*- still *hic*- it's still early, ya know.'
>'You could stay a while.~'
>She tugs on her top to give you a look at her chest. You can barely make out her nipples.
>'I know you've been checking 'em out, sweetie.'
>'Did you know, holstaur milk has aaaaall sorts of great benefits.'
>'If you'd like, I could give you a taste.'
>'Or, ma*hic*aybe, you want something a little more?'
>'You feel her hips lazily grinding against you
>'Girls like me, we know all kinds of tricks to get guys off.'
>'And I'm so tip*hic*drunk right now, I'd probably show you whateeeeveeeer you wanted.'
>She leans in so close you could almost kiss her
>She flashes you a cute smile
>'Just kidding! I know you'd never try ta*hic*ake advantage of a poor girl after a drink.'
>'That's why you're such a cutie. You're so *yawn* considerate...'
>She nestles her head into you chest and promptly falls asleep on top of you, snoring lightly
>Looks like you're stuck spending the night
Would she believe you if you said you didn't do anything naughty the next day?

>> No.16290177

She's a scientist so she's working.While I can try to help her, it's most likely that it's too complex for me.
I might work by selling her potions / other magical things.

>> No.16290178

I would be so mad.

>> No.16290181

Mad that she used you for a daki, or mad that she blue-balled you while drunk?

>> No.16290182

She's getting surprise creampied.

>> No.16290187

Blue-balled. She best hope that the cuddles are sweet and cuddly enough to make me sleep.

>> No.16290189

She wouldn't believe you. Especially when she wakes up to her chest resting against your crotch. Anon fighting all the forces of the universe not to pop a boner.

>> No.16290190

My waifu studies applied magical science under a Lich so she gets to do all sorts of crazy experiments all day! Her days can be long and stressful sometimes though, sometimes her boss forgets that my waifu isn't an undead and still needs sleep and food.

>> No.16290191

I know it's a kobold, but are you KDF? I'm pretty sure you are.

>> No.16290205

God damn, I laughed way, way too hard at this. Doesn't help I just hear the Scout yelling it.

Time to sleep, head's going funny.

>> No.16290215

Yes, I'm KDF.

>> No.16290222

I don't think you are.

>> No.16290247

I actually am me anon, do you need me to prove it to you?

>> No.16290253

Nope, not at all. Enjoy your Kobold!

>> No.16290259

Hey thanks anon!

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>> No.16290265

Is stroking her tail sexual harassment?

>> No.16290268

Bunny Succupear

>> No.16290270

>not fuckable

>> No.16290276

Somebody tell that poor lady she doesn't have to work such a humiliating job. Somebody tell her she's a intelligent, independent, respectable lady.

>> No.16290295

I can literally taste how salty this situation would make me. I would never take care of this woman again, drunk or otherwise. I'd roll her off me, put her to bed and leave.

>> No.16290296

Why does she look so angry?

>> No.16290299
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Speaking of Succubi, (particularly MGE Succubutts) are they the monstergirl species with the most variations depending on factors such as their region, or if they're born to [X] MG that can birth Succubi?

>> No.16290340

I'm just going to leave anyway. I have no interest in her whatsoever.

>> No.16290347
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They're essentially physical manifestations of the Sin of Lust, so they adapt to whatever will allow them to get into your pants quicker. Do keep in mind the original Talmuddic and Christian interpretations of the Succubus and Incubus were ways to give meaning to nocturnal emissions and erotic dreams.

But, allow me to elucidate. Succubi in MGE aren't nearly on the same level of sexual vampirism that other sources have them at; Yes, they drink your manna and spiritual energy through sexual intercourse, but they're also doing it to mark you as their husband in the process. The added bonus of it being that your body will undergo gradual changes to suit her wants and needs a woman, just like her body will change to suit your wants and needs as her mate.

So yes, in some areas of the MGE world you'll be able to probably encounter a Succubus that gets off on the "Plain Jane" wallflower look, complete with short red hair and almost perfectly placed freckles for maximum "Huh, she's cute". Or you'll find Desert Succubi who're ruddy and tanned and as nubile as a Lamia is flexible.

But I guess at the end of the day only one thing truly matters. No matter how much you think that you're unfit to be a monster's husband, somewhere, out there is a Succubus willing to cross oceans of time to be with you. No matter your fetish, no matter the role you want her to play be it simply waifu, childhood friend, onee-san, imouto, Jocasta, what have you... She's out there, and she's waiting for you.

Fuck, what do I know about anything, I haven't nearly had enough to drink tonight.

>> No.16290352

my waifu is the leader of the yokai

>> No.16290361

What do your other waifus do?

>> No.16290362
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>Desert Succubi
Disapointing that KC hasn't drawn some more Succubus variants for each known region.

>> No.16290363

I'm not so sure about that last paragraph. I mean, even Succubus have standards, and it's not like our world has a shortage of available men.

>> No.16290398
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Remember, gamble responsibly.

Don't spend all your money or use rape cards as collateral, it's never worth it.

This especially goes to you fools who tempt fate with "Red Dick" races, you could be sold on the slave market and be bought by a human women or forcefully married to the monster girl you lost to.

>> No.16290413

You know unlike bicrons harems arent a requirement with Nurarihyon right?
But mostly they eat tofu and make messes we have to clean up

>> No.16290422

>harems arent a requirement with Nurarihyon right?
>but I have one

>> No.16290438

>you could be sold on the slave market and be bought by a human women
Just get a vampire to molest her into one of the undead

>> No.16290443

Nuras seem more like the spontaneous orgy type, rather than a persistent harem

That said, who are these faggots and why do they have such an aversion to harems? It's not like some anime. You get to sex them all.

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Yeah, what are you going to do anon, pickup your slave phone and make a collect call through the slave lines directly to a vampire who is effectively a Baroness to your slave status?


>> No.16290463

No, I'll just have a chat to one of the homeless vamps hanging about the alleyways and offer her a few liters of blood to be payed in weekly visits in exchange for visiting the window I leave unlocked and molesting my mistress into one of her kind.

>> No.16290465

My Hellhound waifu is a bouncer at the bar/club we met at.
I won't go into details because I've talked about this so much.

>> No.16290468

>Homeless Vamps

I want you to read what you're writing.

>> No.16290473

I can't get into polygamy scenarios because I couldn't love each wife equally and am unable to come to terms with that. Undivided devotion is a much simpler life.

>> No.16290479

>Human women
Why would they be involved with something like that?

>> No.16290480

>Museum of Monstergirl History
>it's just all paintings and sculptures of ancient rapes that happened in the past
>plus ancient stone dildoes

>> No.16290485

Do you think every single vampire is rich and owns a mansion? Do you think vampires are especially rare and prestigious? No. Some are lowly, some have had homes burnt by the Order. Some are the forsaken byproducts of another vampire's lustful rampages.

>> No.16290488

"How dare you order me around, you filthy peasant!
The nerve of you to think I can be bought with a few mere liters of blood.
Return to your mistress so that she may teach you some respect.
Enjoy your life as a slave!"

>> No.16290490

>Do you think every single vampire is rich and owns a mansion? Do you think vampires are especially rare and prestigious?
Yes, because vampires are rare as fuck, unless in your headcanon are as numerous as slimes and mouse girls.

>> No.16290496

Lotta nerve for a filthy bum begging passers by for a mouthful of blood. I'll go to the one in the other alleyway then.

Powerful vampires are rare as fuck. To my mind the lesser vamps are slightly less numerous than zombies.

>> No.16290498

>Powerful vampires are rare as fuck. To my mind the lesser vamps are slightly less numerous than zombies
So you're talking about your headcanon after all.

>> No.16290516

When weren't we talking about headcanon?

>> No.16290519

>Museum of Monster History
>Cave paintings of men fucking centaurs and dino women (tm) approved by the Council of Elder Lizards

>> No.16290521

April can't come soon enough.

Really? You could hook up with their siblings in the prior games...

And it's not like Atlus has shied away from Loli before, what with the girl in the playground in 3, and Nanako in 4...

Kind of disappointing.

>> No.16290524
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Woo, happy birthday to me.

How would your waifu celebrate your birthday, anons?

>> No.16290528 [DELETED] 

Filthy peasant! How dare you speak of us so callously!
You think us some common-death Wights?
Vampires are the undead elite!
They are chosen from those deserving to move beyond human form, and take their place amongst the rulers of the night!

>> No.16290533

Fireworks and other patriotic stuff.
Though I wonder how Automatons can make themselves look patriotic.

>> No.16290536

>Pay four tanukibucks for a genuine "dino ride"

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>> No.16290543


>> No.16290547

>it's just a breeding center for Ostrich and Emu girls

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>> No.16290559

Happy birthday, anon! I hope you and your anubi had a wonderful day!

I would expect my waifu to throw a big surprise party for me, then after everyone leaves, shower me with affection and gifts and sex. She enjoys organizing events and whatnot, so that would be right up her alley.

>> No.16290560

>You'll never be hired as an ESL teacher in a monster girl country
>You'll never get raped by both your students and coworkers on your first day
>And your second day
>And every day after that

>> No.16290561


All that bait will go straight to your hips

>> No.16290566

Nothing wrong with that.

>> No.16290569

Morning wake-up paizuri-blowjob then cowgirl, lotus, breast feeding, and cuddling as much of the rest of the day as possible.

>> No.16290576

Using dnd/pathfinder terms of guess succubi are closer to a race than they are to a monster. I reckon they run the gamut from awkward human with some horns and wings all the way to makes men empty their balls in their pants by smiling at them.

>> No.16290585
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Big, meaty wolfus!

>> No.16290586
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Happy birthday bro, have a chubby Anubis.
My birthday's tomorrow, what did you get me?

>> No.16290587

Is she a Holst?

>> No.16290590
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gonna go to the beach with a beefy wolfu and get some sun!

>> No.16290602

because all the human men are being snatched up by MGs?

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Gonna marry that meaty wolfu!

>> No.16290614

The fuck does this acronym mean?

>> No.16290625

English second language

>> No.16290628
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E-Extra sexy lizard?

>> No.16290634

What the hell is an extra sexy lizard teacher?

>> No.16290635

It's a lizard girl teacher who's much more sexy than your average lizard girl teacher.

>> No.16290637

That's a normal sexy lizard. I feel cheated.

>> No.16290640

This is why I see it tossed around like an insult, it makes sense now.

>> No.16290642

But that does make sense in the context of >>16290560

>> No.16290646
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good night anons, remember that full moon nights are for loving mating presses

>> No.16290659

Only full moons are for that? I may have made a horrible mistake.

>> No.16290660

Keine has a mutant hand.

>> No.16290665

This is my favourite Salamander pic.

>> No.16290669

Full moons are for refusing sex for the whole week leading up to, and then running from waifu until she catches you and rapes you into submission

>> No.16290674

Such is how you have the best sex possible with a wolf girl.

>> No.16290681

Most men would go for humans.

>> No.16290685

>implying human men get a choice

>> No.16290690

I many cases they would.

>> No.16290691

Somehow I doubt it, when otherwordly sex goddesses are walking around.

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I need to invest more time in coloring.

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>> No.16290710

That are seven feet tall, or have the bodies of snakes or slime, or are living corpses, or could easily overpower an average man, and so on.

That's one thin swinsuit.

>> No.16290711

As fantastic as always!

>> No.16290720

Those are just more reasons a man would not choose a human.

>> No.16290726

That's where corruption comes in

>> No.16290731

Most people would find those reasons gross. How may men would date a woman taller or stronger then he is?

>> No.16290733


Bar me from the kitchen so I can't see the cake she's baking. Then she'll surprise me with it in a darkened room, along with the most gentle and tender birthday wish she has.

Of course, her face would probably turn as red as the velvet in that cake as I have to invite her to have a slice with me

>> No.16290736
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How would thicc Undead look in oiled up swimsuits?

>> No.16290737

Once again, you say it like men have a choice in the matter. They're going to get a monster waifu whether they want one or not, and due to obamamana they will want one.

>> No.16290738

>Men who are shut inside the tree for a long time eventually fuse with the tree. Men who end up like this cannot die until the tree dries up, just like the dryads themselves. Unable to escape, they’ll just continue to be loved by them.

>People who don’t know anything might feel like it’s tragic

>> No.16290743

>most people
citation needed. Most people I know hide all sorts of screwy kinks and fetishes.

>> No.16290762


I don't know. That's the one day of the year she can't celebrate my unbirthday.

>> No.16290766

>How may men would date a woman taller or stronger then he is?
Most men want snusnu

>> No.16290780

For humans, and maybe girls like catgirls.

They do?

>> No.16290783

They do.

>> No.16290786

Since when?

>> No.16290788

human women don't all exude a fuck-me aura.

>> No.16290791

Since we where cave men.

Most men want sex. Hows this debatable?

>> No.16290795

This. Why coerce and convince a human women to fuck you, when monsters are trying to convince you to fuck them.

>> No.16290796

Sex with human women. Not with something that could easily break your spine if they wanted.

>> No.16290798

>Not with something that could easily break your spine if they wanted.
But that's hot. The only kind of person who wouldn't want this is the insecure kind of faggot that gets off on controlling women.

>> No.16290800

>Most men want sex with human women because that's all we've fucking got. Some men even screw animals, or other men.

You throw literal sex creatures into the mix, and watch how loyal those men are to humanity.

>> No.16290802

Hey now. I'm a massive insecure faggot, and that's why I'm here.

>> No.16290803

Didn't mean to green text that first line.

>> No.16290808

Me and my waifu do matching sweaters while doing our christmas photos while posing like were from JJBA!

>> No.16290812

Yeah but I doubt you need to express power and dominance over something you're biologically programmed to be stronger than in the first place.

Moreira derry

>> No.16290813

But most men are dominant.

>> No.16290820

Are they, or are most women just submissive? I men think about it. How many men do you think would honestly oppose to a night of being pinned down and fucked by something like a dragon or a hellhound?

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>> No.16290831

Oh golly.

>> No.16290832


>> No.16290840

Oh hello there boner.

>> No.16290842

Only because they have to be

>> No.16290846

>Latenight drew mai waifu
>Based off a thing I wrote up
>On my birthday
This is fantastic. Splendid. Wonderful. A thousand thanks to you you glorious artfriend you!

>> No.16290855

Men who liked being in control during sex. Men who don't like rough sex. Men who think Dragons and Hellhounds are ugly.

>> No.16290856

I want to take in a group of orphan Mice sisters, train them to be ninjas. then send them out into the world wearing skin-tight ninja outfits, each outfit a different color according to their respective personalities.

>> No.16290861

Has anyone ever thought of a hybrid waifu? I know there are Dragon Zombies and Wight Elves, but what about different ones? My Vampire Kejourou
sounds weird but shes mine!

>> No.16290867

>Men who don't like rough sex
Not being in control =/= sex
>Men who think Dragons and Hellhounds are ugly.
There are other MGs
>Men who liked being in control during sex
A monster girl will encourage this.

You're just clutching at straws at this point.

>> No.16290870

I've always though Kitsune-Wight would be nice. Just imagine a Kitsune with Wight colouration and phantom tails in addition to phantom claws.

>> No.16290871

So Kej-Wight. Spider-Wight.

>> No.16290875

I was talking about reasons me would hate that situation.

>> No.16290879

It's a great feeling, isn't it? Latenight drew my waifu a few weeks back, and I couldn't get the smile off my face for a few days.

>> No.16290881

Gazer and Will o Wisp make a nice fusion.

Also Mimic and Automaton (Jack in the Box)

and Slime and Alraune (Water lily)

>> No.16290882

And every reason you found was a shit reason

>> No.16290885

Dragon Lilim

>> No.16290888

I want a loli ghoul lamia.

>> No.16290890

I kind of imagine like her inner self woke up or something like that.

>> No.16290891
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What quest did you just accept Anon?

>> No.16290894

The quest to find the magical dog collar of lupus.

>> No.16290895

>tfw latenight will never draw your waifu
It's ok. I'm saving up for a Daki of her anyway. If 2017 doesn't happen.

>> No.16290897

Wasn't there a seaweed equivalent Alarune or am I crazy? Would look but my phone shits the bed when I look something up.

>> No.16290899

Flow Kelp

>> No.16290908

Crazy Kelp

>> No.16290910

I remember reading something that said that more men want to be submissive than woman did, but way less women wanted to be dominate then men. I'm gonna see if I can track that down

>> No.16290919

I instantly see Spider Woman with her ethereal claws crossed.

Still trying to think how that looks like. Sleep deprivation is a bitch.

>> No.16290920

I've been entertaining the idea of getting a daki as well, but I'm probably going to wait until I get my own place. Need to keep the power level hidden.

>> No.16290926

Gracias folks.

>> No.16290930

To help her find her big sister since she got lost.

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>> No.16290935

Not him, but a ghoul lamia would just be a lamia with claws and a ravenous look

>> No.16290944

Ghouls don't have claws. They are just humans with elf ears and the red blood coloring and bone spikes on their chests.

>> No.16290948

That and unending deepthroat

>> No.16290953

but also undead, with a throat pussy.

>> No.16290955

>Trusting KC to design monstergirls
They needed to have claws and a looong tongue.

>> No.16290957

Everyone agrees they should though.

Its a damn Ghoul afterall.

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Just get one, it's worth it.
I can't even sleep without her anymore.

Hell, normal dakis aren't enough for me anymore, I need to be wrapped up

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Well KC kinda already mine a thing Pharaoh/Apophis Hybrid. The only that would get me even harder were if Apophis in Pharaohs clothing became a thing. Pharaoh with Lamia tail or Apophis venom would be crazy, But Apophis with Geass Voice would even more insane being able to overthrow kingdoms in seconds.

>> No.16290964

Wouldn't lamia already be good at that considering?

>> No.16290966
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Automatons designed by their ancient creators to have armor and equipment based off of Valkyries.
Succubi with traits from existing beastman types.
Whatever Succubi born from Dhampirs look like. (They most likely have Undead traits that's for sure)
Wight Succubi.

>> No.16290967
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>TFW get to join the daki master race soon
Can't wait

>> No.16290971

Ghouls actually orgasm from blowjobs like they were being fucked.

>> No.16290974

>tfw latenight will never draw your waifu
I feel you on that anon, it is true suffering.

>> No.16290978

Sure, but it's more of a hobby than a fixation

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Honestly, Im constantly turning normal monstergirls into Slime variants in my head.

Dark slime Demons, Slime Holstaurs, Slime rabbits and cats and anything in between, Slime mimics hiding in pots, Slime dragons

even Slime Cursed Armor, which is quite useful.

>> No.16290982

He drew a few Automatons, so I'm a bit satisfied.

>> No.16290984

Wock is pretty much god-tier for cuddles. I mean, look at how thick she is, and those claws are just made for holding onto you at night.

>> No.16290988

tfw no ghoul gf to cum from kissing you

>> No.16290989

Remember not to let your human childhood friend go down the path of dark magics, that's how you end up with crazy shenaniganry.

J-just ignore the tentacle and third eye anon, I just...uh....did some extra credit in return for some magical training.

Anyway, wanna do homework?
I think I know the answers for the geometry stuff.

>> No.16290993

human childhood friends are for throwing to a parasite.

>> No.16290998

I hear ya dude, I love his Hellhound pics.
But it's not MY Hellhound. You know?

>> No.16290999
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>tfw latenight will never draw your waifu

He drew me talking about her though so i can live with it

>> No.16291000

Getting your face sat on by a fat-bottomed Slime would be hot.

>> No.16291007

Good thing about Slimes is they can all have fat bottoms

>> No.16291013

Indeed, they can even change how fat it is on the fly!

>> No.16291015

Thing about Automatons for me is that I want to see what other members of the species might look like.

>> No.16291024

Plus they can get all crazy with their morphing. One minute your cute Slime gf is laying on your chest and nibbling your collar, when suddenly she's now sitting her plump rear on your face.

Heavenly little troublemakers.

>> No.16291030

That they are.
You can also give them a bunch of fluid the have large T&A whenever you want!

>> No.16291031


>> No.16291042

I want a Slime Trumpart.

>> No.16291043

Tangentially, I like to imagine mixing different things into my Slime waifu to observe the effects. Things like liquor and booze have obvious intoxicating effects, while things like dyes and paints change her consistency and colors.

Honestly, its probably best the MGs are taking their time getting here, because I'd have way too much fun with them.

>> No.16291047

Don't forget they can change their physique as well, looking as chubby or fit as possible by altering their surface tension.

>> No.16291048

Vamp-Kejo guy here, Thank god I'm not alone! Last time I mentioned it, I got shit on.

How could people not give it a thought? If you have two waifus that you love, why not combine them? With me, she would drink from me when she needs it and the both of us would cuddle in her hair after. Both of us falling asleep together (her from eating and me from slight blood loss, and also from soft hair cuddles).

>> No.16291050

I've thought about combining Kikis and Shogs. but its way more fun to just make the Kiki wear a Shog instead.

>> No.16291052
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>You could hook up with their siblings in the prior games...
Yeah, that what makes me mad. The previous velvet girls were not only just fuckable, they were canonically fucked by MCs. And now they are not fuckable at all.
Though I don't know why you brought up lolis from previous games. Maiko and Nanako weren't fuckable. But Ken sure as hell was fuckable, and he was actual real kid while those two (or 3 if you count fusion) are ∞ yo magical creatures in form of lolis.
Fire Emblem always had fuckable lolis, both 1000 yo dragons and real ones, don't know why atlus couldn't add them in p5

>tfw no hot rough lolidom with twin loli officers
>tfw no gentle cuddle sex with their fusion

>> No.16291053
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What monster would she become?

>> No.16291055


>> No.16291058

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that monster girls with poor english aren't stupid, they're just learning the language.

They also get very angry if you make fun of them for it.

"Shattered Pelvis" is a universal language after all.

>> No.16291061

Just because it'd be funny to see her try to resist her newfound dicklust in an apartment with only one boy.

>> No.16291062
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truly Slime is the way of the future.

>> No.16291063

>Are you okay?
>Do I look like a gay?

>> No.16291066

Depending on if thats an alp or not, you may be playing dangerously

>> No.16291067
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>>How could people not give it a thought?
They have no imagination beyond girls that are 1:1 profile art clones.

>> No.16291068

>navel sausage

>> No.16291070

What monsters could get me to cum just from kissing?

>> No.16291071

Seems like that could get really messy.

>> No.16291073


Pay no attention to those things stroking your ears.

>> No.16291076

That's the idea. I would want my two maids to develop a sense of camaraderie, and mutual lust.

>> No.16291080

I would just like a highly intelligent slime that isn't a shitty rapist like Dark Slimes.

>> No.16291081

What makes a "non-shitty" rapist?

>> No.16291082


>> No.16291084

Why? I'd think she would be a dragon for sure
>outwardly pridefully
>deep down needs a cuteoby who will care about for and she can molsest

>> No.16291085

I understand your concern.

Bubble Slime, while less intelligent than Dark Slime, is still pretty smart and known to be kind. Plus they are highly nutritious, and feel like a gentle massaging bubble bath.

>> No.16291086

Probably lilims and Nurarihyon

>> No.16291089
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I said Flayer because her design reminds me of a certain other red head. No intelligence went into my proclamation.

>> No.16291092

Which lilim would give the best kisses?

What type of kisses would each lilim excel at? Including the "kiss palm and blow it your way with a wink" type of kiss.

>> No.16291094

he probably doesn't like that Dark Slimes enjoy corrupting women manually.

>> No.16291107

Seeing as how most lilims are literal demigods of sex I assume they are good at pretty much all of it.

>> No.16291108

I'm curious o n his opinion of half the encylopedia then, considering that succubi, demons, most of the plants, and a number of other girls all canonically are wiling to rape a woman to convert her.

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>> No.16291115

Kisses aren't sex, anon. Unless it's down there.

>> No.16291123

You ignorant fool. Anything that has anything to do with sex lilims are good at. Lilims could probably make you get hard just from headpats.

>> No.16291125

Do not sexualize the headpatting

>> No.16291126

Cant wait for that to be done, and yes exactly what I had in mind.

I've always enjoyed Slime Carriers because they can try to convince themselves their still human, while simultaneously believing the lewd thoughts are their own.

>> No.16291127

Whats species has the highest age of average virginity lose?

>> No.16291130


>> No.16291134

highest age? probably our girl the Will o Wisp

>> No.16291136

Dragon Zombies

>> No.16291137

Zombie dragons. Dragons live a fucklong time, and those never scored.

>> No.16291140
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This is your Onee-san tonight.

>> No.16291141

Dragon Zombies are Dragons that never scored, like the Wisp?

>> No.16291144

My stamina is at its peak

>> No.16291146

but im scared of snakes

>> No.16291147
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>being a virgin over 8 yo
Obviously those who have one partner for life. Unicorns, lizards and other fighter types, glacies, ice queen etc

>> No.16291149

My onee-san is a fit snek though.

>> No.16291151

KC already did with pleasure runes.

>> No.16291153
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No way. 2fat

>> No.16291154


>> No.16291159

>brush hair
>find t-shirt
>find lucky Anon for her to date
>acquire NBR Onee-san Dark Mage


>> No.16291163
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That Miia always makes me smile

>> No.16291166

>Maiko and Nanako weren't fuckable.
There were implications all over the place though.

>> No.16291170

Because she's my waifu.

>> No.16291174

>A succubus will never capture you and cover parts of your body in pleasure runes
>she will never send you into convulsions by spending hours kissing you up and down
>she will never continue this until you are too addicted to her lips to ever leave her

>> No.16291183

Can they be temporary runes? Because I'd enjoy that but I don't want it to be a permanent thing.
Also I'd like a Lilim to be the one doing it.

>> No.16291184
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Welcome to Snekmart!

>> No.16291186

Do you sell Rape Repellent?

>> No.16291190

There were? "I'm gonna marry bro when I grow up" doesn't really count. Ken had legitimate "sex" scene with being alone in the room, kiss and cut to black

>> No.16291194

She sells Rape Repel Ants.

Little Ant Girls who fight off Rapists.

>> No.16291195

>"I'm gonna marry bro when I grow up" doesn't really count.
Counts if I conveniently neglect the "when I grow up" parts.

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Kej-vamp is a pretty neat. as is Kej-holst. The Kej on her own is absolutely perfect to me but don't let me stop you.

I should really get back to commissioning. Especially after seeing everything Gazer-dude's been putting out.

>> No.16291201

Ah yes, Snekmart. For when you need ten pounds of steak, a pack of manticore stingers an ice pack, and no questions asked.

Ah, so through delusion?
Typical sabbath.

>> No.16291203

Where do I keep them?

>> No.16291204

Like Sex Pistols from Vento Auero?

>> No.16291207

Your pants.

>> No.16291211

Pharaohs they been alseep and dead for thousands of years

>> No.16291214

Great, now I'm imagining monstergirls with stands.
Demonic energy would probably make it so all monstergirl stands are sentient like Anubis or Cheap Trick. Double the rape.

>> No.16291222

If you're raped by a Stand, does the user get off on it?

>> No.16291223

I know. I first seen Vampires and thought that they were incredible. Than I seen a Kejo and fell in love again. And the idea for the combination almost sent my heart into overdrive.

>> No.16291224


>> No.16291232
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Then we shall see how I measure up against Whiskey in the Jar!

>> No.16291233
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I would like to see more spiders on caffine

>> No.16291234

Monster girl stands would be the worst.

>> No.16291256

Especially because they can molest your stand if you have one.

>> No.16291261

Double the rape!

>> No.16291267

eew, her tailpussy is gonna get all dried out just flapping open in the wind like that


>> No.16291271

And don't forget the sprays of salty sea water.

>> No.16291293

I always found it weird that manticores don't cover that shit.

>> No.16291295

I'm sure they have lots of mucus.

>> No.16291311

Somehow, Manticores always find some new way to become less appealing every time they're mentioned.

>> No.16291314

They can open and close it you know. Like there are muscles there that they control.

>> No.16291322

Mucus is probably not the best word for their natural lubricant.

>> No.16291325

I don't think Stands work like that.

>> No.16291326

I know that, but I mean more for modesty sake. Not even Demon goes around swinging her pussy everywhere.

>> No.16291328

They do if Monsters have them.

>> No.16291331

I was wondering if they can get scurvy in their tailpipe

>> No.16291333

Damage on a stand reflects on it's user, so why wouldn't sensations?
On top of that I stated earlier that I feel like all Monstergirl Stands would be sentient like Anubis and Cheap Trick.
Why wouldn't they be able to molest your stand with their stand while molesting you?

>> No.16291336

I guess the difference is that the tail isn't actually a pussy. She can't get pregnant through her tail, no matter how much she and a few anons would be willing to try. If anything it's comparable to a second mouth, just designed purely for cum rather than any old food.

>> No.16291339

The clear answer to this problem is for her to make you get tons of vitamin C in your diet so she can get a big dose of that nutrition from your vitamin "C"

>> No.16291340

Im honestly not sure if thats lewder or not. It still seems like something they should wear a mit over.

>> No.16291347

So wait, would that mean that it's saliva in there?
That's hot.

It means that if she pins your face against something with her tailpussy it's technically a kiss.
Part of me is wondering if some mutant Manticores have long tongues in their tailpussies to seizing prey from a long distance.

>> No.16291354

I don't think they could do anything to your stand, but she could probably double team you with hers.

>> No.16291356

Mindflayer, her profile is what made me fall in love with her in the first place and nothing will change that

It'd be a day like any other, there isn't much point to celebrating when everyday is already perfect

>> No.16291357

Why are you trying to make the 'cores more terrifying?

>> No.16291359
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Another update on the daki!

>> No.16291362

>that crumpled paper
W-what's that?

>> No.16291366

Is she not wearing panties under her dress?
Is there going to be a full nude version?
Bed sheet

>> No.16291369

>Bed sheet
Oh. Silly me.

>> No.16291372

Dont worry, I also thought it was a condom wrapper with light coming off it.

>> No.16291376
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Isn't life grand once you've opened your mind to the beauty of the Flayer?

>> No.16291380

Raiju, she could even make you cum from a flick on the forehead with her electricity

The better question is: What monsters could you get to cum from just kissing?

>> No.16291381

Flayers are bad.

>> No.16291384

Ghoul. Is that even a question?

>> No.16291388

could they change your mind?

>> No.16291398


>> No.16291400

Mummies as well. Undead have it good.

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>> No.16291404

That totally doesn't sound like a recipe for disaster. Sign me up so I can appreciate a superior being dismantling my life as payback. On the upside cuddles and sex.

>> No.16291409

That it is, all chaos girls make life great

Do you at least love Wendigos or Shoggoths?

>> No.16291416

Are you telling me that a long tongue and incredible suction are terrifying to you?
It would feel like the world's best blowjob anon.
Besides, Manticores are supposed to be scary. It's their gimmick.

>> No.16291418

Another day without my waifu.

Another day closer to the end of suffering, whatever that end may be.

>> No.16291419
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>jerked off three times in a row before going to sleep
>then one more time right after waking up
And I'm not even tired! I'm ready! I can take on anything!

>> No.16291421

No, I dislike all chaos girls.

>> No.16291422
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What songs will be nation anthems of MGE kingdoms?

>> No.16291428
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They don't dislike you.

>> No.16291433

So? I still don't like them and never will.

>> No.16291442

I respect your decision. You're welcome to join us for Chaos mass any time.

>> No.16291444

All the best manufactured memories you can buy. And some mental conditioning to make the husband into ideal. I have a mindbreak fetish in all cases.

>> No.16291446

Only if you let me bring fire.

Lots of fire.

>> No.16291449

Gremlin Arch Imp, the ultimate in smug pettanko.

>> No.16291456 [SPOILER] 
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I want to be the young master of a family that secretly has a pact with a group of Chaos monstergirls!
I want to be given a Shoggoth maid when I'm a boy and grow up with her as my faithful servant.
I want her to decide to bring her friends with her so I grow up with a bunch of spooky girls, eventually leading to pic related.

>> No.16291464

What about bugs? Their lack of experience could make it work

Very sad.
You should go marry a Holst, build a small farm and live a quiet life lacking in extraordinary
You'll be happy, we'll be happy, everything will be fine

>> No.16291469

This may be old news, but one of butter-t's Demon lewds got out in public.
Go to Danbooru/Gelbooru if you want it.

>> No.16291471

Chaos girls and their husbands should be kept in the darkest corners of the world.

>> No.16291474

>on a spheroid
That sounds like them alright.

>> No.16291481

Don't get smart with me you Alp lover.

>> No.16291483

>Alp lover
Yes. Lover. Quite.

>> No.16291484

Where did the chaos touch you, Anon?

>> No.16291486
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>Power wolf
Muh nigga. Though I think the anthem of the undead kingdom would in fact be this

It's not as lewd, but it strikes a more powerful general chord.

>> No.16291488

I don't know that many songs

The snow lands would have a very calming melody with barely audible lyrics if any at all
The volcanic region would have some violent and explosive rock
Zipangu would have a stereotypical Japanese melody using old instruments with a chorus of singers from all age and species

Ryugujo would basically be this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5Mae4i6t-0

>> No.16291523

Clearly not on the dick or he wouldn't be complaining so much.

>> No.16291526

>Not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N7VrwlJWHk

>> No.16291577

You have three guesses and the first two don't count.

>> No.16291594

>You have three guesses
Thing is, if it's not ryugujo or some other form of "Undersea Community", It's a shit choice of song.

And since that would be obvious, you wouldn't need three guesses, so you've chosen poorly.

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>> No.16291609

You know, listening to powerwolf always puts to mind a black church of vampires and other undead who remain loyal to the faith they once held in life.

Entering sacred grounds, bearing the cross which would cause physical pain, reading the words which would flay their undying souls.

I imagine a company of undead paladins, who through their great sacrifice still command holy powers, who flee before would be human pursuers, but show no mercy in the smiting of heretics and demons. Who patrol at night and face what lurks in the shadows.

>> No.16291614

I wondered what goths in MGC would sound like.

>> No.16291617
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Cute. They would sound cute.

>> No.16291619

Cutest demon.

>> No.16291620

I doubt goths would exist unless it's in the form of human girls who want to someday become undead. It's a subculture around a style of dress, but the style of dress would come naturally to undead.

>> No.16291622

I think it would be even cooler if they have katanas made of blood that shoot fire.

>> No.16291624

I need goths to exist, their way of dress is aesthetically most pleasing.

>> No.16291627

Anon that's rude.

Tanukis are innocent girls that just want a husband.

>> No.16291630

Wish she lulled me into slumber.

>> No.16291637

That's what I mean their way of dress would just be what undead girls gravitate towards wearing naturally. There wouldn't be a deliberate subculture.

You're either memeing about edge, or referring to Lady Maria. Which is it?

>> No.16291640

>There wouldn't be a deliberate subculture.
Except for all the not-Undead ones.

>> No.16291649

I guess, but expect a Wight to give you a weird loo for fawning over what to her is casual wear.

>> No.16291655

Just give the Goth Holst to me and nobody gets poemed at.

>> No.16291659

You're right. They need zweihanders made of blood that shoot fire!

>> No.16291664

>Blood and fire
You're very bad at this. Most people think of cold and dark when you think of undead. Moreso, I already stated that they still use holy.

>> No.16291691

>and the first two don't count

>> No.16291726

>Thing is, if it's not ryugujo or some other form of "Undersea Community", It's a shit choice of song.

>> No.16291736
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Are you im- wait why the fuck do either of us even care. Have a nice picture so our time isn't completely wasted.

>> No.16291746

How would you respond to a heartfelt love letter from a monster girl you dislike?

>> No.16291749

I don't know. Why do I dislike her?

>> No.16291753

"We're just not compatible"

>> No.16291754

Solely because of her species, I should have specified that

>> No.16291755

Give her the "k"

>> No.16291759

My time is just as wasted looking at this picture as it would be arguing. Also, I don't like the angle of that shot. Why is she looking at the camera? Who is she about to suck off? Why is the viewer forced into some kind of voyeuristic role? Why break the 4th wall at all?

>> No.16291760

You're calling me a racist? You don't even know me! I'll have you know some of my best friends are... well, I mean, I don't have any friends, but, you know.

>> No.16291761

Let her down softly and tell her that while I appreciate the though, I'm not interested.

>> No.16291768

Nothing wrong with being speciesist.

>> No.16291778
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The sound of bushy tails running back and forth in a busy marketplace.

>> No.16291779

>No monstergirl will ever sneak beneath your computer desk to give you a surprise blowjob.
>You'll never princess carry her to your bed and mating press her in return as she leglocks you and pulls you in close for a kiss.

>> No.16291780

"I'm sorry, but I love someone else."

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>> No.16291787

Barfox! Bring me another!

>> No.16291789

I want to cuddle a shortstack Tanuki!
I want to mating press her tits!

>> No.16291792
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>"Welcome to Kitsune Island! Please enjoy your stay thoroughly, master."

>"Welcome to Slime Island! Mind the puddles, please."

>"Welcome to Oni Island! Good fuckin' luck, bro."

>> No.16291794

This is how you get her to stalk you so she learns everything about you and changes herself to become your perfect companion

I'm not sure if that would break her heart or cause her to rape you

Those 2 responses are alright, she'll still be sad but that can't be avoided

>> No.16291799

But which of those islands am I most likely to get gangbanged on?

>> No.16291800

>Those 2 responses are alright, she'll still be sad but that can't be avoided
At least she didn't find out it was because she was a filthy furry who deserves to be burnt on sight.

>> No.16291801

I'm going to Rabbit Island!


>> No.16291805

But if you told her that, she'd drink a potion that burns off her fur and makes her into a tiny werecat.

>> No.16291810

It's not being a furry that makes her burn on sight. It's her personality.

>> No.16291816

But doesn't that mean you're alright with furries?