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16351889 No.16351889 [Reply] [Original]

Be honest with me; Do you think you can take Meiling in a fight? No special powers. Just one and one physical.

>> No.16351914

Probs

>> No.16351970

No way. I think the only people here who could are men who are in shape AND have martial arts training.

>> No.16351989

i couldn't hit a girl, OP. ma didn't raise me like that

>> No.16351993

>>16351889
No because I'm a fat autist who masturbates to pictures of 2D women

>> No.16352009

I have low body fat and muscle mass so she would probably break my bones.

>> No.16352115

Sure, as long as she has her hands tied behind her back, and her legs tied together.

>> No.16352129
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>>16351889
I want to take Meiling on a date

>> No.16352328

>>16351889
not without some additional chemical help of the type that is banned by the IOC for good reason.

>> No.16352431

>>16352129

She's married, anon.

To the job.

>> No.16352473

>>16351889
The greatest thing I have ever done is punch through a sheet of dry wall. I'd say she has a big advantage over me.

>> No.16352483

>>16351889
I want to get physical with Meiling!

>> No.16352557
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16352557

>>16351889
>Physical: by means of momentum and/or kinetic energy

NO PROBLEM!

>> No.16353330
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16353330

>>16351889
No.

>> No.16353368

>>16351889
I'm not much in an unarmed fight. I might be able to get a good kick in, but against a martial arts master I would just get my ass handed to me.

>> No.16353480

>>16351889
Sure. I'll just undress and use the resulting confusion to knock her out.

>> No.16353498

i would try to suplex her. but it would actually be a hug!

>> No.16353977

Probably not. But I'll do my best.

>> No.16354010

Is The Cock™ a special power?

>> No.16354028
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16354028

>>16353498

>> No.16354076

>>16351889
Considering Reimu comments on how it's unfortunate for her to be in a place where danmaku battles are the norm and that she really can't make use of her meelee combat capabilities, no.

>> No.16354116

I'd use my mating press-fu to come out victorious

>> No.16354204

>>16354116
*cum

>> No.16354872

>>16351889 I could take on that one
>>16353330 Not this one

>> No.16354931
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16354931

>>16354872

>> No.16361563
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16361563

Ok post Meiling!

>> No.16362898

>>16352431
to me

>> No.16364623

I'm an aikido master, I could take her.

>> No.16365115
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16365115

>>16351889
>Just one and one physical.
I'd probably die, but I would die happy.

>> No.16366668
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16366668

>>16354076
Oddly enough, I think that is one of the things I like most about her. She has the balls to to be a fighting game character in a bullet hell series, and still manages to be a mid-tier player. It's somehow charming how much she's dedicated to kicking someone in the face.

>> No.16367223

>>16351889
I could definitely take IaMP Meiling in a fight, she was garbage.

>> No.16369198

I already defeated Meiling in battle before as part of my conquest of Gensokyo.

>> No.16369525

>>16351889
Let me change my name to Koishi for a moment, then I could probably do it

>> No.16371469
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16371469

>>16351889
Never
but that doesn't mean I wouldn't take the chance to spar with her just to see her in action

>> No.16377149
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16377149

>>16351889
With ease.

>> No.16377177

>>16354116
Is it truly a victory if you have to take responsibility?

>> No.16379169

>>16354010
Yes, so we'll be takeing that before the fight

>> No.16386106
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16386106

When a fanart makes you change your opinion of a Touhou.

>> No.16386148

>>16386106
Gorgeous

>> No.16386752
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16386752

>>16377149

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16386760

>>16351889
I own a gun so probably.

>> No.16386772

>>16386752
New episode when?

>> No.16391782

>>16386772
Anyone knows any moonspeak so they can go and check Asa Toshi twitter or something?
I'd like to know as well.

>> No.16392469
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16392469

>>16386760
I'd love to give her a full body rub down.

>> No.16397791

>>16351889
I can if I bring a Desert Eagle with me.

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16398431

>>16386760
>>16397791
You guys do realize that she's from a series of games about DODGING BULLETS, right?

>> No.16398981

>>16386106
When it's not canon anyway.

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