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First thread of 2017!

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>> No.16352493

What a sexy birb.

>> No.16352512
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There's two threads but this one is older by 13 seconds!

>> No.16352572
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Spiders are olev.

>> No.16352585
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Sandworms da best

>> No.16352592

>3 EMG images
Fuck it, 13 seconds in it or not the other one is better.

>> No.16352593

I want to give up on my current life and move inside a Sandworm to be carefree.

>> No.16352594

>tfw no mayadere yandere queen/dictator bent on taking you as her husband

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>> No.16352597

are from EMG?

>> No.16352598

The spooder is, but I figured the other was just a Holstaur

>> No.16352599
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I wonder if i could make snow with a water contract

>> No.16352602

If Avatar is anything to go by, water-bending can create ice.

>> No.16352608

Life with a sandworm would be great. No need to worry about rent, car payment, utilities, and whatnot. Mamono mana takes care of your hunger needs. You just need to find a way to get an internet connection in there, and you're set!

>> No.16352610

>Sandworm wandering the desert with an antennae on her "head"
Cute. CUTE!

>> No.16352612

>enjoying snowcones with your undine

>> No.16352613

There's satellite internet since you will be living in rural areas.

>> No.16352615
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Is it wrong that I want to watch over a growing grape snake as her advisor and tutor her on the best ways to overthrow the kingdom?

>> No.16352618

>go bite the Anubis first!

>> No.16352619

Wind is the only element you cant make food with

>> No.16352630 [DELETED] 
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Reminder that they exist.

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They sure do.

>> No.16352648 [DELETED] 

Too unfunny and tasteless to justify the violence in it.

>> No.16352658

Yes you can you can put all 4 elements into a meal
>earth for planting stuff plus speeding up the growth
>water to water it
>fire to cook it
>wind to cool it dow so you can eat it

>> No.16352661

Somehow you can make a sexy 5some out of this

>> No.16352688
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Preview of a new Commission. Got several things in the works now!

>> No.16352692

Sure you can't eat flavored air exclusively, but it has huge applications for cooking.
Manipulation of air allows you to finely control heating and cooling of food that you're grilling or baking, it would provide a strong path for dehydrating food like jerky.
Controlling air might allow you to tune the rising of bread or add carbonation to a drink. At minimum it would provide the means to dispense them since all straws and taps depend on air pressure.
Air is using for certain milling and popping techniques, so being able to make a miniature whirlwind could be how you make air-popped popcorn or whipped cream.
If you could shape it with great force, you also have an on-demand cutting or piercing tool (the other elements can probably do that better though)

>> No.16352698

looks promising

>> No.16352702

Should be great.

>> No.16352711

Sandworms are top tier, but any love for Snake girls?

>> No.16352718
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I wonder how effective rounds tipped with Demon Realm Silver would fair against the Mamono, of course speaking in a self defense manner to avoid being raped.

>> No.16352731

What's the best way to attract yandere older women?

>> No.16352733

It would have a similar effect to demon silver arrows. Put a few in them and they would be incapacitated and really, REALLY aroused.
And I don't see how that is not fair game. No one get's killed or seriously hurt and you can defend yourself. Some might complain since "Unmarried boys are meant to get raped, they shouldn't be able to use guns to defend themselves" or the like.

>> No.16352743

>Self defense in a world of monster girls
>Hellhound has been stalking you from work at night
>Hasn't actually made an attempt yet
>Until now
>You're sitting at home and unwinding with your roomie
>Suddenly a loud noise errupta from your front door
>Bang! Bang! Crash! Your door is off the hinges
>You look to hour roomie
>"Steve. Get the vacuum."

>> No.16352756

Just accept your fate

>> No.16352759

Lamias are great too! In terms of MGE, the standard lamia is my favorite of them all, followed by apophis.

Maybe it's just me, but I'd like to have a more possessive/jealous girl, and lamias fit the bill.

>> No.16352764
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Are you a gay?

>> No.16352781

What is this I see? Some kind of leech?

>> No.16352787
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She's a lamprey, this is the leech.

>> No.16352788

I have no complaints.

>> No.16352800

So what exactly is happening here?

>> No.16352806

Blood loss. There a mosquito girl in the back too

>> No.16352810

Yeah but why? Why is it happening? Why does Kimihito have a clipboard?

>> No.16352813

Finger licking goodness

>> No.16352824

You can make any older woman yandere. The best yandere to make comes from a previously gentle onee-san type. You just need to convince her you're in various kinds of danger and she has to protect you

>> No.16352831

But that just makes her protective. How do I make her yandere?

>> No.16353060

Judging from the latest chapter, he got put in as bait for the Vampire girl MON was after. He got 3 bloodsucking girls instead.

>> No.16353097

He's such a nice guy, helping those poor girls with all the shitty jobs Succusmith gives them.

>> No.16353114

Half of the chapter would make this entire thread jelly - a matching party with a MG. The other half is Papi unintentionally bullying the Vampire girl.

Kimihito wrote bloodsucking girls as his preference or something that's why he ended up with those 3.

>> No.16353126

How does a silly bird bully a big scary Vampire?

>> No.16353131

That's all you have to do. Time will do the rest. You can speed up the process by doting on her whenever she saves you from something. She'll get off on the feeling of protecting, and she'll seek it out, looking for more things to save you from.It's a gradual descent into glorious yanderedom

>> No.16353134

There's a label saying "you can drink his blood" at Kimihito's room too.

>> No.16353150

>Ywn be a blood bag for blood sucking girls

>> No.16353162

You're a genius! Also no sex and constant blue ovarying right? When she finally confesses her love, the phrase 'I just consider you a really close friend' would be the best right?

>> No.16353175

If a monster ever decided to bite me I swear to god I would nibble and suck all over her body just so she knows what it feels like.

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Good news everyone! Starting next week I'll be free to write as much as I please until February! Be prepared!

>> No.16353184

Being way too energetic

>> No.16353206

yaaawn- I mean yaaay

>> No.16353211

I just wanted to post the Farnsworth Gremlin once in my life, anon.

>> No.16353226

Always protect your daughterus

>> No.16353228
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I would like to live with a laidback monster

>> No.16353230

Sure, but from what? Those racist old fucks who try to get us evicted and hand out poisoned candy but there's never any proof so the cops won't do anything?

>> No.16353231

If that's your thing, sure. That unlocks the harcore route though and not many want to become limbless hugpillows. But if that's your end game anon, you do you!

>> No.16353238

All that black goop is coming out her pipe?

>> No.16353240

seems like it

>> No.16353246

Please don't tell me another Anon wants to kidnap her.

>> No.16353249

smog monster when?

>> No.16353252

Nice! What if I decide to tell her my new youthful girlfriend who I've just met a day ago?

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>> No.16353256

My house is awfully empty.
Wish I would come home and find it having been commandeered by a mistress.

>> No.16353271

Anon you don't have a youthful girlfriend. There's a missing persons report but I see no girlfriend. Also it's probably best if you don't leave her side anymore. She doesn't want to make your beautiful body disfigured with nasty knives, but it might be worth slicing some tendons and making sure the wound heal over with no scars

>> No.16353278

But that would mean that I would have to become entirely dependent on her, unable to ever leave her! I wouldn't want to be a burden on my best friend!

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The weak willed shouldn't open the imgur.

Everyone should listen to the youtube for glorious Tim Curry though.

>> No.16353280

Smoke dark matter every day!

>> No.16353283

Oh anon, you can't confess your love like that, spare a thought for the poor girl's feeling. If she was an automaton she might overheat.

>> No.16353285
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All your base are belong to us!

>> No.16353288

yandere a shit

>> No.16353294
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Daughterus should always be protected from the cold

>> No.16353295

Jeez! She's such a good friend to the point that we could be lovers or something! But I only consider her as a really good friend!
what would the sex be like on the first day

>> No.16353304

Of course. Yanderes are for triggering and teasing, then beating the shit out of her to show who is on top.

>> No.16353312

You're a shit

And you're a shit

>> No.16353317

The fuck is wrong with you

>> No.16353318

I'm kinda glad that monster girls aren't real, because a good chunk of the world would have a huge hate boner for them.

>> No.16353320

I need to succ those tiddies.

>> No.16353323

>what would the sex be like on the first day
Well judging by your attitude, forceful.

>> No.16353324

But why is she crying?

>> No.16353328

She's sweating from having to keep up with such an active child

>> No.16353333

It's just so confusing when the only sweat-drop is in the place you'd expect to see a tear.

>> No.16353340

I wish she raped the smug out of me

>> No.16353347

That's why you go to their world. They don't come to ours. Although there is a a lot in this world I would want to show my waifu.

>> No.16353348

How does one handle the logistics of life inside a Sandworm? Like, do you have showers and a TV and stuff, or is it just pink goop all the time. These matters interest me greatly.
I don't want to poop inside someone

>> No.16353353

Think about it, Anon. You do your stuff until the yandere goes crazy, then you enter in that classic chase scene. After she corners you and has that stupid smile and keeps saying that you're mine, you turn the game around, either with a trap or a gun. Then you lock the yandere up and give her some of your love, make sure she is completely broken in both body and mind.
After that just say that she is only yours.

>> No.16353359

Reminder that we got some translation on her profile

They're the "masters of the night", and leaders of the Hyakki Yagyo, a parade of youkai that drag along everyone they encounter.
They will one day just show up in your house and act like they own the place, and their bottomless charisma will make you not question this, and simply accept them as your new companion.
They act quite un-monsterlike during the day, and enjoy drinking tea. During the night however, they will tempt men, and show them unimaginable pleasures. With just a fingertip, they can make a man reach climax, and being engulfed by their vaginas will dash one's mind to pieces.
Even after the night has passed, one will not be able to stop thinking about the pleasures of the preceding night, but the Nurarihyon will be acting as usual, and even if you cannot wait for the next night to come, you will have to be patient, since the Nurarihyon don't much care for sex during daytime, and unless you absolutely cannot bear it and desire it from the bottom of your heart, they won't go along with it even if you request them to.
The incredible charm and charisma of a Nurarihyon, that lets them lead a procession of 100 youkai, and charm bystanders into joining the festivities, will also carry over to her husband, and he will be able to conquer anyone and anything he desires. Any girls that catch his interest, he will be able to make his, like a samurai taking concubines. But of course, the Nurarihyon will forever be his one greatest love.

>> No.16353363

Yeah I'm kinda happy here. Not sure I would want to leave. Life is too short to be a hateful piece of shit, I say. Its also a lot less stressful to be nice.

I want to give shelter to monster girls who have been mistreated by society!

>> No.16353366

It's thundering and pouring and it's really dark outside and all I can think about is how nice it would be to cuddle up with my anxious Kobold waifu and daughteru to protect them from the scary storm.

>> No.16353371

New Year's fireworks were pretty bad for my dog. Poor girl hid under the bed for like 12 hours.

>> No.16353378

>But of course, the Nurarihyon will forever be his one greatest love.
I love this little last line.

>> No.16353381

Yeah, it was pretty brutal over here too. People were out till like 4 lighting firecrackers and shit, buncha wankers.

>> No.16353389

Reminds me of the 7S Alice translation.

>> No.16353392

>Is it wrong that I want to watch over a growing grape snake as her advisor and tutor her on the best ways to overthrow the kingdom?
It's wrong, you should want to watch over her as her husbando, and tutor her on being a good girl and not crashing kingdoms with no survivors.

>> No.16353396

I would unironically date a fat alp.

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>> No.16353401

>tfw at work for new years
At least I get that double time and a half.

>> No.16353403

Yeah I'd hit that aswell.

>> No.16353404

What's the name of the werewolf character on the right? Monster girl harem?

Asians really need to stop cosplaying anime characters.

>> No.16353405

I want a valkyrie so yan she voluntarily corrupts to be closer to me.

>> No.16353406
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>> No.16353407

If I want to marry the absolute physically strongest MG, what species is she and what is she like?

>> No.16353409

What does a mercenary company have to do with this?

Does she work there?

Do I have to worry about that muscled minotaur groping me when I show up to meet her?

This can mean two things!

>> No.16353410

Crazy Japanese broads.
Wurm. She's always focused 100% on whatever she's doing.

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If you take into account the sheer length and amount of muscle in the entire body this sandworm would probably be up there at the top.

>> No.16353435

>She's always focused 100% on whatever she's doing.


>> No.16353438

Requesting the topless papi who ran around flapping her wings before they covered her up and took her away at c91.

>> No.16353441

Worms are all muscle, yes.

>> No.16353448

Was that really a thing? Gonna need some pics.

>> No.16353451

You would need to be to move around in the sand with all that resistance.

>> No.16353455

How hot is this desert kingdom? Is it even possible to survive the heat?

>> No.16353458

Well, things do live there so yes.

>> No.16353462

I'd say 3dpd but she's actually really cute.

>> No.16353464

It wouldn't be a kingdom if everyone died there.
Though everyone does die there, just like everywhere else. Then you get to keep all your organs in jars while you shamble around covered in bandages. Very old culture. Very confusing traditions.

>> No.16353472 [DELETED] 

Yeah but unfortunately she is Asian, and Asian's don't look anything like their Anime styled counterparts.

Whites are generally more suited with their larger colored eyes and hair, smaller nose, fair skin etc.

Still looking for the name of the character.

>> No.16353479

Huh. What's the character from?

>> No.16353484

>those yens at the top
Is she for sale? Rent?
It means you're desperate! You're so desperate you'd fuck an Alp! And not just any Alp, a fat one!

>> No.16353485

I mean can humans really survive there? Without the aid of monsters?

>> No.16353490

Humans survive in the weirdest places, anon. By God, some even live in Detroit.

>> No.16353492 [DELETED] 

>Yeah but unfortunately she is Asian, and Asian's don't look anything like their Anime styled counterparts.
That's fine, I tend to think cosplay looks odd on white girls. Even the "attractive" ones that are paid tend to look odd for some reason.

>> No.16353494

Of course.

>> No.16353505

Well, I think that goes without saying.

Yeah, I'd tap that and may even put a ring on it.

Human's already live in deserts and even did it before technology advanced as far as it has.

>> No.16353509

Yeah. But it's harsh for human men, so you'll have to dress skimpy.

>> No.16353512

Yeah, and put on lots of suntan lotion. Don't worry about reaching your back, always someone around to help with that.

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All I was saying is that the anime style is so much unlike actual Asian people and more akin to whites. They must love us whites because they seem to paint us as the ideal.

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>> No.16353547 [DELETED] 

Green eyes are gorgeous. Should I feel shame that I keep giving them to my characters?

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This dark elf has been stalking me lately, what should i do?

>> No.16353566

Let her into your life. I'm sure she'll realize you two have nothing in common after a couple dates.

>> No.16353568

Dark elves aren't sluts anon.

>> No.16353569 [DELETED] 

I see no reason why. They're your characters so do whatever you want.

>> No.16353574 [DELETED] 

Nah, I'm a blue eyed, pure blooded aryan verified by historical records and ancestry DNA and that's good enough. I haven't met many emerald eyed people.

>> No.16353577 [DELETED] 

When you say "pure blooded aryan" do you refer to the ACTUAL Aryans, or the Nazi "Aryans"?

>> No.16353580

you know that hug wolf thing from yesterday gave me an idea,
what if there was a disease in mge a disease that infects monster girls with huglust

>> No.16353586

Now, these creatures are a special kind of trouble if you ask me. In my opinion the most effective deterrent for them is something you can grow in most Mediterranean climates, by which I mean hot summers and mild winters. See you need to get yourself some seeds, fertilizer, and a reliable source of snowmelt water and plant a healthy crop of corn. I prefer Johnny's Seeds, but any will do. Once you've got your crops, should take less than a summer's work, grind that corn into a meal and add it to your preferred cornbread recipe. That should make a nice filling treat to eat while you ease the pain over realizing I just came in your daughteru's cereal this morning. Once you're over the pain and have a full stomach, tell that dark elf that you just want to be friends. Easy as that.

>> No.16353587

You mean Yetitis?

>> No.16353591

It's possible, the only kind of STDs monsters can get are sexy ones.

>> No.16353592

Absolute madman.

>> No.16353601

Fuck you

>> No.16353610

Her head is too small.

>> No.16353615
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>got 6 pages of boring report done
>need 2 more
Anyone have and Fairies I could squeeze creative juices out of? I promise I'll return her after use.

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>A Diety says something in your home is a sacred ancient treasure
>They send the mighty Gryphon with the edict to protect it
>She shoos you out of your home and perches herself on a windowsill glaring at everyone who walks by
>You are now homeless in MGC

There are a number of moves you could make here.

Many of them are bad, some of them might be good though.

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Winx Club or W.I.T.C.H.?

>> No.16353628

I point out to her that since I've spend 11 years in the house, the treasure's sacred aura has obviously rubbed off on me and I should become her servant. Someone has to cook for her and such, it's not like she can go grocery shopping when she's supposed to be guarding something.

>> No.16353633

I have no idea what you're asking, but that's a big fairy and I'm going to have my hands full squeezing her.

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>> No.16353637

Break into my own house quietly, hide somewhere till night and force myself on the griffon in her sleep, what's the worst that could happen?

>> No.16353643

Offering her cakes, sweets, and massages in exchange for access to my kitchen, bedroom, and bathroom.

>> No.16353649

Go to thw dragon bakery & cafe so I can get husbando'd by a cute dragon.

>> No.16353650

Why not just go back in there?

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Hospital visit before you can get it in.

BUT you do get a consolation Unicorn prize. I'd say that's a win.

She relocates the prized possession to your basement and roosts at the only entrance.

Still glaring at anything in her vision.

It's a long trip to the dragon bakery, by the time you get there it's dark and about to close.

Unfortunately the Ushi-Oni who lives in the adjacent alley grabs you. Bad end?

Because Gryphons are like the hardcore version of dragons when it comes to sacred treasure.

>> No.16353680

>Still glaring at anything in her vision.
I think she needs glasses. I should buy her some.

>> No.16353682

I mean, fuck the treasure I just want my house back. No stealing intent means I can go in and go out right? And even if it doesn't I would still do it.

>> No.16353685

Ok but now I need to get my computer out of the basement.

Time to offer more cakes and maybe some milk to wash it down.

>> No.16353694

Everyone is a potential Thief to her Mr. Anon.

Imagine a 7 foot tall Gryphon hovering right behind you the entire time you're down there doing it.

>> No.16353700

>Everyone is a potential Thief to her Mr. Anon.
And I say she's near-sighted and wouldn't glare so much if she had some specs.

>> No.16353704

Tell her that this is my house and depending on what the goddess, who probably has no idea what she's talking about I mean really what would be a sacred ancient treasure in my house, is she can take it and put it somewhere safer, but this is my goddamn house and I'm not going to be kicked out.

>> No.16353705

>Seven foot tall Griffin watching me play Crusader Kings II

D-does she want anything? It must be pretty boring for her down here.

>> No.16353713

If everyone is a thief then I might as well be one. Fuck you Griffon-chan, I'm taking my house back even if it takes 24 attempts per day.

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It's time to have "the talk" about stretchy meat

>> No.16353722

tell her i'm the sand guardian, guardian of the sand

>> No.16353725

Some things man was not meant to know.

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I inform the Goddess that she doesn't get to bring Griffons

>> No.16353729

do monster girl ever have to tell their kids about the birds and the bees or is it epecrted for eveything to come to them naturually when they get older?

>> No.16353732

They're not her Griffons.

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Guys, guys, how do I venture into the Demon Realm without turning into an Incubus?

>> No.16353739

wear a skirt so youll be turned into an alp instead.

>> No.16353740
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Ask Felicia

>> No.16353742

Use wards, a shit load of them. And don't you dare fuck a girl even if she's human.

>> No.16353743
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B-But I wish to remain human so I could woo my desired Lilim waifu!

>> No.16353744

And why would I want them?

>> No.16353747

As long as parents keep them focused on school work instead of their teenage rape hormones they'll be ok

>> No.16353750

They work for the mercenary. The Mosquito Gal.

>> No.16353753

>B-But I wish to remain human
too bad, its either inccubus or alp
make your choice.

>> No.16353758

would it be possible to get with one as an alp?

>> No.16353759

Do your waifu corrupt human women?
How does she do it?
Do you help her?
Does she only do it when a woman crosses her path or does she actively go out and do it?
Have she ever corrupted an entire village?
Is she a "good person" that shows them the pleasure of being a monster or is she the "Bad guy" and turn them against their will?

>> No.16353764

Well damn. I had a plan to walk into the bakery and start crying saying the big meanie griffon stole my house and my stuff.

>Unfortunately the Ushi-Oni who lives in the adjacent alley grabs you. Bad end?

I guess now I'll actually be screaming for help

>> No.16353765

No, that's gay.
Not in the sense that she turns them into monsters. She does corrupt people's morality though. She's an evil overlord and stuff. That's part of the job.

>> No.16353770
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I haven't seen a human woman in real life since my birthday last April.

>> No.16353771
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I don't think I've ever wanted to corrupt a character as much as I do Erika right now. Only thing is, I'm torn on if she should be a succubus or lizard.

>> No.16353780

You've been indoors that long? Or do you live in the woods?

>> No.16353783

I haven't masterbated to human girls or even real girls in 4 months.

>> No.16353791

This sounds so goddamned depressing and disturbing I'm going to use it in a story.

>> No.16353793
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i want to corrupt a titty paladin into a protector dragon!

>> No.16353796

She's not a species that can easily corrupt but I'm sure if a woman was curious she would tell them about how great being a monster is and teach her all the lewd tricks she uses on me.

>> No.16353799

What's the talk about? What's wrong with stretchy meat?

>> No.16353800

W-Well then I'll train to become a Hero! Like the fabled warrior who wedded the current Demon Lord!
>Does your waifu corrupt human women?
Of course! As do all Lilim!
>How does she do it?
Dark matter and rape
>Do you help her?
Hell no! I would fight her just to make her job a little more interesting!
>Does she only do it when a woman crosses her path or does she actively go out and do it?
>Has she ever corrupted an entire village?
Not to that degree! She is too naive of her own powers.
>Is she a "good person" that shows them the pleasure of being a monster or is she the "Bad guy" and turns them against their will?
Both! It is a Lilim's duty to turn and educate the victim of her newfound abilities and physique!

>> No.16353809

It's not as bad as your daughteru getting bullied.

>> No.16353811

>You will never pop out of your Wendigofus coat and nonchalantly observe you surroundings with binoculars

>> No.16353812

>your daughteru getting poisoned is not as bad as her getting bullied

>> No.16353813

And people say griffons are better than Dragons.

I bet a dragon would husband you first the love you as her precious treasure and THEN protect the other treasure.

>> No.16353816

It's not like she'll eat it.

>> No.16353818

>Do your waifu corrupt human women?
>How does she do it?
Good old fashion raping.
>Do you help her?
She brings them back to the cave, I take the lower body, she takes the upper and sometimes we switch.
>Does she only do it when a woman crosses her path or does she actively go out and do it?
When one crosses her path, she doesn't go out much.
>Have she ever corrupted an entire village?
She tries to avoid villages, they're not her kind of place at all.
>Is she a "good person" that shows them the pleasure of being a monster or is she the "Bad guy" and turn them against their will?
Depends, if she takes a liking to the woman's personality she's kind. If they manage to piss her off by finding her body repulsive or something then she gives them hell.

>> No.16353819
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Oh I live on a 3200 acre ranch. I don't really need to drive or fly into town anymore than once or twice a year.

>> No.16353823

>turning down sweets from old people who live in their general vicinity
I doubt it.
Sounds sweet.

>> No.16353826

I want to be training under veteran, scared titty paladin when she realizes the 'all natural' milk she's been drinking over the years to keep her bones strong was Holstaur milk all along because now she has horns and her tits are even bigger and have started leaking, but I want her body to stay just as muscled and scarred to the point where if she wasn't lactating you'd think she was a minotaur, I want her to roughly rape me when she can't take the urges any more then end with gentle momdom and semi-forced breastfeeding, she's not forcing it on me as long as I'm willing but she wont take no for an answer.

>> No.16353836

Which lilim is your waifu?

>> No.16353843

What kind of over-the-top PSAs would humans put out for discouraging associating with monster girls?

>> No.16353845

I think showers would be impossible, so cleaning yourself and her would be something like a mouthwash, kind of what's mentioned in this doujin here:

You'd be able to get internet like this anon mentioned:
Waterproofing a laptop wouldn't be difficult and then to pay the monthly bill, you could offer a desert sandworm travel service like that's mentioned here:
Or, because she'd be a good hunter sell off captured wild animals. I'm sure she has the strength to mine into possible ores and gems underground to make you guys money. Lots of potential there, I imagine.

As for the last one you mentioned, I imagine you lets you outside for that, or maybe there's a place deeper in her shell (that's secluded) where you can take care of that, or maybe even there's a possible potion or spell that rids your need to do that.

>> No.16353846

But then she'll hate herself for being a monster ad a rapist.

>> No.16353850

Basically DON'T DATE ROBOTS, but with Monsters instead of robots.

>> No.16353852

Something along the lines of Victoria and Ilassa mixed together

>> No.16353853

Probably old lore like succubi will literally drain your lifeforce to death or something.

>> No.16353858

Then I'll just have to make sure she's too busy being happy and loved constantly to be sad.

>> No.16353864

You need a cute name for her though.

>> No.16353867

What happens when you tell a dragon something happened to her husband? Is it the same reaction for each dragon type, or does it differ?

>> No.16353870

She does it unintentionally when a human woman walks into her domain of cold.

The cold also drains spirit energy and the woman will get turned into a MG.

Fortunately it takes a LOT to piss off an Ice Queen.

>> No.16353871

Depends on what happened.

>> No.16353874

>"this is your brain on manticore venom"

>> No.16353875

More like
>This is your dick
>This is your dick on Manticore Venom
It backfires spectacularly.

>> No.16353876
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Looks like it got translated

This is what I'd write in as well

>> No.16353878

He's in the hospital with a broken pelvis.

That or he was found in a pool of body fluids on his way to work. He was raped.

>> No.16353883

Hell hath no fury like wrath of a woman scored.

>> No.16353888

There goes the species of the ones that raped him.

>> No.16353890

White colored Succubi with black hair and red irises on black sclera.
And I mean white, not white person white. White as a sheet of paper, white as snow. White.

>> No.16353891

She flays them and gradually turns them into Mindflayers as they get lewder
Not really help but I do accompany her
She actively goes out to do it almost weekly
Not yet but she plans to
Chaos goes beyond good and evil, I like to call us the bad guys tho

>> No.16353894

That they're aggressive rapists that don't care about men, that they twist women into disgusting beasts, that they'll lead to the extinction of the human race. Things like that.

>> No.16353895
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It is better for me to not know the name of my Lilim lover! It adds excitement and a desire to learn more about her species!

>> No.16353905

Isn't that true?

>> No.16353906

You don't even know the name of your lover? Anon you need to hurry up and dick her the right way.

>> No.16353908


>> No.16353912

He's dead

>> No.16353913

One albino Succubus, gotcha.

>> No.16353916

Then she Dragonhearts him back or something.

>> No.16353918

Some MGs won't outright rape the guy they have their eyes on. Instead they wait for him to make the first move.

>> No.16353920

But I do not have the strength or the equipment to venture into the dreaded Demon Realm, nor a portal to the Mamono world!

>> No.16353924
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>White as a sheet of paper, white as snow. White
This really needs to be more of a thing, it's not done enough.

>> No.16353928

Progressive corruption is nice. it's gradual so the girl doesn't know what's wrong.

>> No.16353932
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This is your cow for the night.

>> No.16353935

Welp, guess I'm going to milk the fox.

>> No.16353937

That's a fox, not a cow

>> No.16353939

You need to try super hard Anon. The stronger the waifu the more love you need to have. If you keep this up you might lose her!

>> No.16353942

We're going to need a bigger milker.

>> No.16353945

She can be a perfectly viable Holst replacement provided you have a milking machine and fried tofu.

>> No.16353952

You've got to take this kind of things slowly
Turning an innocent villager girl into a monster girl should be a full experience not just an instant

>> No.16353955
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are you going to take her home and stay by her side while tenderly nursing her needs, while the transformation occurs?

>> No.16353957


>A confident man in swimming trunks is shown
>he turns to the dock of a beach and runs
>He jumps off of it and at the height of his jump, several tentacles pop out of the water and seize him, quickly dragging him under despite his attempts to struggle and break free
>Text appears saying to be wary near the ocean.

>> No.16353968

No way, I'm not touching a human girl
She can go get help from that one Anon she secretly liked though

>> No.16353970

>tfw art NEVER EVER

>> No.16353979

I-I think I found the one guys.

>> No.16353982

>Hi I'm Pally, and MgDonald's have given me this time to talk about something we both really care about: Yetis
>If you're hugging Yetis without consent - stop it, get some help, and buy a MgDouble Pounder at MgDonald's

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>tfw Cockatrice will probably get little art this year

>> No.16354003
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>"What's the age of consent for youkai kitsune?"

>"That's actually a pretty good question. That probably depends on how you fluff them."

Never change, /tg/

>> No.16354004

She sorrows; then finds another treasure.

>> No.16354008

>then finds another treasure

Dragons aren't sluts. Using the help of a lich or even a demon deal they revive their husbands. Maybe even becoming undead dragons in exchange for their husbands being alive again.

Don't you dare even suggest that they're sluts ever again.

>> No.16354009

She goes find another man, not like monstergirls care that much when there are many.

>> No.16354016
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What would you do once you arrive in the Mamono world?

>> No.16354021

Find a nice place to grind.

>> No.16354022

Don't blow images on unrelated stuff please

>> No.16354024

It's funny because it's true!

>> No.16354027

Then you get raped and husbando'd.

>> No.16354029

use my knowledge of modern technology to change the world? Provided they are a magic centric world that is.

>> No.16354033

>Dragons aren't sluts.
Debatable, to say the least.

>> No.16354034

Master of Magitek?

>> No.16354037

I'm sure knowledge of the outdoors would fair better than reliance on technology, since civilization hasn't advanced to an age where electricity would be widely available.

>> No.16354038

I was thinking more like master of infrastructure. Street lamps and telegrams for the little man, helping to speed progress as a whole.

>> No.16354039

Of course I won't. It's a pure grind of devil bugs, slimes and rats. You only get raped by those if you want.

>> No.16354042
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In this order:

>Find the Order
>Join it
>Git gud
>Go find my waifu, using my habilities to avoid the rest of monstergirls
>When I find her, submit myself to her

>> No.16354046

Classic death knight move.

>> No.16354050

>electricity would be widely available.
it would be available anywhere a thunderbird is,
working at the power plant would have a slightly different meaning there.

>> No.16354051
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Damn technologists are taking jobs from hard-working Harpies!

>> No.16354052

They husband the man they rape. That's purity right there. If you just want (You)s then here it is.

>> No.16354056

How so? I don't really know how they work.

>> No.16354059

>go to local power plant
>expecting lewd Thunderbirds
>Thunderbirds walking in giant hamsterwheels
>"Rivers a little low this year, mate"

>> No.16354063
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I want to impregnate Pharaoh, her hips don't lie and those Breasts are big enough to feed an entire army. I'll even join Apophis army if it's my only chance with Pharaoh.

>> No.16354064

You never played Warcraft 3? You are not living your life correctly.

>> No.16354068

I'll go train on the mountains of the Mist Continent, I'm sure there is some hermit monster girl willing to teach martial art to people who have a good cause to do so
I hope I won't fall in love with her

>> No.16354071

At least telegrams can't send packages?
now that's worth looking into some Magitek for

>> No.16354077

Sure just aslong as I can keep my Anubis waifu.

>> No.16354079

So are those red marks just a tattoo, or are they dry cracks similar to the mummy?

>> No.16354080

There are bound to be Pharaohs out there perfect for milking.

>> No.16354086

Teach a Tanuki about reverse mortgages.

>> No.16354090

The latter, and they symbolize her connection to them.
It was something we discussed when that one anon was posting KC's prototype design notes.

>> No.16354091

I wouldn't call her laid back. She's leader of the yokai right? Probably constantly has to deal with rowdy oni's or youko playing too many pranks.

>> No.16354102

Neat, I was hoping that was the case.

>> No.16354104

I think it's wrong to prefer having a graped Pharaoh over no Pharaoh
If you truly loved her then you'd be fine with building her pyramid and admiring her from a distance

Yeah he explained them in her making off
They emanate mana and are highly sensitive if my memory is correct

>> No.16354106

I bet she'll get more content than Kakuen was able to get in 2016

>> No.16354107

>Anon gets taken under the wing of a female hermit
>through years of hard physical labor and meditation, he now has the strength rivaling that of an Ushi-Oni
>As he prepares to leave to woo his waifu, his instructor reveals her true form, a Kunoichi!
>She becomes enthralled with you, to the point of restraining you to your bed after drinking spiked tea, in an attempt to force you to stay

>> No.16354108

Cracks similar to mummy but The red glow is actually her mana leaking out due to her body not strong enough to contain it all. The Red Gems and Glow on Apophis also because of similar reasons.

>> No.16354126

Thanks for the good info. I'll admit she just climbed a few spots on my list.

If I could ask a second question, how much do we know about that suspicious snake?

>> No.16354131

All we know that its a special Demon Realm Beast that Pharaoh uses as a weapon.

>> No.16354132

He's a bro.

>> No.16354142

My theory is that snake is what the gods corrupted and turned into Apophises

>> No.16354144

He briefly mentioned it but I forgot what he said, something about it being her pet

>> No.16354150

Those snakes are just Demon Realm animals that some Pharaohs keep as pets.

>> No.16354163

>Anon is sick of being molested by monster girls
>visists a tanuki about her training programs
>teaches anon random stupid shit that doesn't even work
>tells anon he's ready for his final task
>get in the ring with a strong oni and over power her using the techniques he learnt
>anon takes a defensive stance while taunting the oni to even dare take a hit at anon
>saying how he'll beat her up
>anon takes a swing
>does nothing
>Oni overpowers him
>rapes him
>turns him into her slave
>tanuki sells the video

>> No.16354174

Put on the shittiest armor and weapons I can find and go questing.

>> No.16354177

probably the same things I do once a start a new thing on dwarf fortress.

>> No.16354179

First the "orphanages" and now this. Who's going to stop them?

>> No.16354191 [DELETED] 

Fuck off.

>> No.16354197

It's simple. Just find one that thinks creamskins are exotic. She'll leglock you until you give her a mulatto baby.

>> No.16354200

That's not how it works, stop.

>> No.16354203


>> No.16354205

How do (((they))) keep getting away with it?

>> No.16354206

No, seriously. That isn't how it works.

>> No.16354208

I said stop.

>> No.16354214

Take a hike faggot.

>> No.16354220 [SPOILER] 
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This mistress of the night grabs your ass. What do you do?

>> No.16354221

I too saw episode 7.

>> No.16354223

Tell her I don't believe in cuckoldry, she already has her husband with her at all times.

>> No.16354226

Look at my wife and see what she does.

>> No.16354231

Get an erection

>> No.16354236
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>> No.16354242

Aww. That's cute.

>> No.16354248

I don't think my dragon waifu would be too happy about that. Somebody else touching her treasure.

>> No.16354255

I can see her doing this, if not just getting up and threating to hit the girl.

>> No.16354256

You know what would be nice
holding out and beating a salamander at arm wrestling.

>> No.16354258

>ywn wrestle an oni for your freedom
>ywn loose within the first round

>> No.16354264

Freedom is overrated anyway

>> No.16354271
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Be prepared for her to come back for a rematch and getting more heated every time.

>> No.16354272


Being a slave isn't as bad as it sounds

>> No.16354276

Bait-kun pls.

>> No.16354281

But anon. If you had to choose between sanity or freedom. Which would you choose?

>> No.16354284

You call everything bait

>> No.16354285

being enslaved by an oni isnt that bad, yeah your chained to the floor and have to do house chores, and yes the rape is pelvis obliterating, but you get free room and board

>> No.16354289

Freedom: The best kind of dom.

>> No.16354293


>> No.16354294

Being a slave to a monstergirl is pretty much being her husband anyway. but with more rape

>> No.16354295

Because it usually is.

>> No.16354297

You need to see a flayer and get that fixed.

>> No.16354303

True freedom is eternal.

>> No.16354305
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Sometimes I think they don't know what they're doing

>> No.16354306

To me, calling out a common fantasy as bait looks like bait.

>> No.16354307

How the fuck is saying that a bait? I remember people saying it for years when talking about the subject.

>> No.16354310

[The star spangled banner intensifies]

>> No.16354312

Nice try, but I won't be falling for that one again.

>> No.16354315

See this?
This is why Succubi get chubby

>> No.16354317
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In the right places.

>> No.16354319

She definitely knows what she's doing. Look at that tail placement.

>> No.16354324

Where do you get food?

>> No.16354325

damn ninjas stealin mah words

>> No.16354327

Maybe but it'll start going elsewhere if they aren't careful.

>> No.16354330
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>Where do you get food on a farm?

>> No.16354336

You don't like them?

You gay?

>> No.16354341

Falling for what one? Are you so paranoid that you think everyone is out to ruse you?

>> No.16354342

I have nothing against them but too much and then they aren't chubby anymore.

>> No.16354346


>Trusting a Tanuki to begin with

>> No.16354356

>repeatedly beat salamander at am wrestling
>every time you face her, her face goes red and her tail waves erratically while on fire
>Ask her if she's got a fever
>"I-Its fine! let's just start already!"

>> No.16354369

>implying everyone isn't out to get me
Oh I see, you're on of them. Could've fooled me.

>> No.16354370

Hold on I'm onto her case!

That's lewd and sweaty handholding. She can't fool anyone anymore.

>> No.16354413

Vegetables I grow, fruits I freeze, meats I pick up and freeze. I can in Sept and Oct.

>> No.16354422

So I just played waifu simulator 2.0. Damn it's a scrambled mess. Finally got ran on the screen and animated but can't fuck.

Stupid as airwolf.

Anyone used it?

>> No.16354425
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Cheshires come in fur colors beyond purple don't they?

>> No.16354428

>waifu simulator
Which one? Honey select?

>> No.16354436

No waifu simulator for vr. But I played it on my computer. Just type it in Altavista.

>> No.16354439

Yep, I imagine you can get light blues, sea greens, and maybe a pink or two.

>> No.16354441

It's based on mmd models.

>> No.16354463
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what is the best kind of foreplay with a dragon?

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He found his release inside the birthing canal of a 9 year old girl practicing gymnastics. He then knew there was hope in this economically depressed area and retreated back to his truck camper where he would rest and drive on to the next town in the morn.

>> No.16354473 [DELETED] 

Wrong thread?

>> No.16354474

Claw massages and above all else belly/abs licking

>> No.16354475

keep away?

>> No.16354478 [DELETED] 

I don't wanna know which thread this was supposed to go in

>> No.16354487

What side story is this from?

>> No.16354508 [DELETED] 

No. This is the monster thread right?

>> No.16354514

Massages and polishing. Just like you polish her scales, she'll poliosh your rock hard boner. You can also say that you're diamonds so she can put it in her "hoard".

Jesus I want my dragon to give me a good slap. I should probably slap her too.

>> No.16354523

I read it out of curiosity.
"Matching Party" is just a glorified dating service under the guise of setting up homestays.
Monstergirls are taking the opportunity to flirt like crazy.
One background character can be seen being Kabe-don'd by an Ogre
Is this what the club scene of MGC would look like? Because I might actually go to a club to experience that.

>> No.16354529

How do you polish scales? With a cloth and some shoe shiner?

>> No.16354538

I want to fuck those Cheshires.
After pulling them out of the boxes so I can see their cute faces.

>> No.16354539

Reposting for the daytime crowd. All the side art from the two current MGE books. All that I could find, anyway.


>> No.16354541

There is a special oil and fancy mamono cloth, but you can use that too so your waifu is shiny like her hoard.

>> No.16354544

>Pull them out
>Find out its actually a pair of dire cheshires.

Nice one.

>> No.16354552

>Dire Cheshires
Even better.
Bigger Cheshires = More energy = Cuter
Also bigger asses and bigger tits.

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Would you have sexual relations with a kitsune?

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>> No.16354560

Don't forget the muscle too.
These's arent just any old cats.

>> No.16354563

I want to say no because I'm not a slut, but if she seduced me I would probably fall for it.

>> No.16354568

Thanks anon.

>that griffon

Is there some SDH going on here?

>> No.16354570

Not with a snout like that, fucker.

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What about a hybrid Ran?

>> No.16354579

Abs that are perfect for licking anon.
Bodies that are perfect for being sandwiched between.

>> No.16354580

yeah, sure

>> No.16354582

I don't know dude, that seems like a little too much.

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Does this make you Randy?

>> No.16354584

Good design wasted on vore faggotry.

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You wouldn't want to touch fluffy tentacle?

>> No.16354596

But then you'll be sandwiched between two large, purring cheshires.

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We need a musical about trying to "make it" in MGC.

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what if that's anons plan?

>> No.16354618

I'd watch it

>> No.16354621

Sounds like heaven.

>> No.16354624

Then he'll succeed spectacularly.

It would be.
They'd probably take you lifting with them too.

>> No.16354629

Wehn looking at that imagine I always see it as facesitting and cowgirl. Then I remember late night is mostly pure.

>> No.16354633 [DELETED] 

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the /trash/ board's two blocks down.

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>> No.16354671 [DELETED] 

I think you are mistaken. She is a monster and the word "monster" is even in the title of the anime.

>> No.16354677 [DELETED] 

Don't reply to the shitter. Do the reasonable thing when furshit is being posted.

>> No.16354678

They'd probably just make me spot for them and make sure I have a good look at their sweaty bodies.
Then there's the post-workout "protein boost".

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Take a look at this one.

>> No.16354683

Don't forget the shower they'll share with you as well.

>> No.16354686

Yes. Especially if shes smug about it.

>> No.16354687


Lamias are better

>> No.16354692

But a mimic like that would be my treasure!

>> No.16354697

Do not make the monster girls embarrassed.

>> No.16354698

I can't look at them without starting to get a boner

>> No.16354702

monster girls are even cuter when they are embarrassed.

>> No.16354706

And then off to the bedroom for facesitting and playful bullying.

>> No.16354710

I'd that one. I imagine that voice sounds quite bonerific, even outside of coitus.

>> No.16354712

They stop thinking about rape and start thinking about marriage with you. The lust gets too strong and the chances of getting pregnant goes up a lot too.

>> No.16354718

I'd be a team effort from the two of them as well.

>> No.16354719 [DELETED] 

Fuck off shoggocks

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>> No.16354726

and that's a bad thing?

>> No.16354729

Well shit. I hope you enjoy having mimic daughterus and that nice waifu. Make sure to make all of them super happy.

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will do!

>> No.16354746

You know what I'm thinking about right now? Opening the door to your house and a bunch of little mimics and your waifu jump at you as if you had opened a chest.

It's fucking cute.

>> No.16354750

The lines are very long for a good reason.

>> No.16354754

what if the mimic's chest is the house

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You walk into your bedroom and see this wealthy socialite waiting for you. What do you do?

>> No.16354768

Depends on where I show up mostly. Some order city? Demon realm city? Middle of the forest?

>> No.16354771

Such mischievous girls.
Gonna scritch their itch!

>> No.16354777

Playful girls are so great. So fucking great.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16354779 [DELETED] 

Anon, what the fuck are you doing?

>> No.16354780 [DELETED] 

They wouldn't mind if I pet their head would they?
Please don't use the God Emperor for the sake of shitposting here.

>> No.16354784

Goddamnit latenight. I was actually hoping for lewds, you tease.

>> No.16354794

Genki and Smug cheshire twins are the best.
I wanna fill them full of daughterus.

>> No.16354804

Can I mix haughty and gentle into one dragon or is it a no go?

>> No.16354805

anything is possible!

>> No.16354807

Do it. She'll be a great wife and mother.

>> No.16354814

What monstergirl would be best if I want her to be cold in public but dere in private (without going sub)?

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Anyone like hens? (Chicken girls)

I could go for a Rhode Island red right now.

>> No.16354817

just do it

>> No.16354820

Ice Queen or Glacies

>> No.16354823

Thats just called a regular dom. Dominance doesn't have to include humiliation or sadism, though I can see the confusion because they are often related.

>> No.16354825

But they're completely opposite things. How would that even work?

>"Puny mortal! Come lay your head on my lap"

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Ice Queen

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Boy get me a squishy right now. Actaully, I can be a big one too.

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>> No.16354832

it just works anon!

>> No.16354837

>That's it anon. Just lay back and let me do my work.
>You look so cute when you're eyes are rolled up like that.
>Your moans are cute as well

>> No.16354845

I must squeeze her.

>> No.16354846

That actually sounds nice. Which smile she would have, smug or gentle? Because if it is gentle then I want too.

Actually, even if it's smug I want one.

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>> No.16354854

Will I get flayed by squeezing her?

>> No.16354859

Who knows? I would do it either way.

>> No.16354861

I really hope you all are reporting that faggot's posts.

>> No.16354862

only one way to find out

>> No.16354864

I'd say a gentle one. I guess it will sound weird hearing haughty lines come out of a gentle expression.

>> No.16354865

I always assumed thats how alot of the monsters acted. I mean if some lewd lamia or succubus rapes a lone human they plan on turning into their husband they'd probably make sure he's getting off.

>> No.16354867

I don't want to squeeze, though. I want to gently rub the side of her head until both of us feel better!

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>Implying /mgg/ isn't comprised of furfags

>> No.16354879

Go for it. I would probably play a lot with her tentacles by pretending they are bike handles or twintails.

>> No.16354881

A squishy is a lot of work. Can you really care for her?

>> No.16354888

wich one?

>> No.16354897

Announcing it would be breaking the rules.

>> No.16354898

Are mimic daughterus born with a chest?
No, not that kind of chest


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Of course. Little flayers along with little kikis are my favorite. I just can't resist them, too heart warming and huggable.

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Monster girls are cute!

>> No.16354905

In my head canon, they go around looking for a chest together once she can walk.

>> No.16354913

Oh you'd better believe it.

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>> No.16354918

>you will never be raped and seduced by a succubus at the same time.

>> No.16354926

Nah, it's just some autist who thinks he's funny. We even get the image slots back when he gets purged/banned. I couldn't care less.

>> No.16354939

But Flayers are bad.

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Polt really isn't a monster girl.

>> No.16354950

That's just how Succubi operate anon. Seduce then rape.
Though by the time the sex is happening it's not really "Rape" anymore.

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Wight Succubi would be GOAT-tier Undead.

>> No.16354975

And some people didn't believe me when I said the shitposter from yesterday and the day before is some furfag from /v/.

>> No.16354979

Disagree. A Lich cannot be beaten by a mere-wight. Especially a succuslut wight.

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How does this make you feel?

>> No.16354986

Boy I tell ya' he gonna' get gang-blood-sucked.

>> No.16354988

I can remember some fellow getting assblasted about monstergirls and projecting in that /v/ New Years Eve MG thread.

>> No.16354989

I know, but I can't resist the little ones. They are like puppies or something for me.

>> No.16354990

I envied Darling a lot. But now he's just taking it to a whole other level.

>> No.16354992

Uncomfortable :(

>> No.16354996

No, they aren't. MGs are only as bad as the person imagining them. If you think they are bad, you must be a terrible person, with terrible ideas!

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>> No.16355004

Shut up, Flayer.

>> No.16355015

I want to milk that Flayer.

>> No.16355020

It makes me feel envy. A lot of envy,

>> No.16355022

Mindflayers really would make good nurses. Especially in geriatrics and places with significant dementia affliction.

>> No.16355025

Palliative care too.

>> No.16355032

I hope she can take care of me. I normally prefer squishies but I guess there is a first time for everything.

>Got the teasy cats and now this
You just made me pretty happy, so I guess the flayer's work is done

>> No.16355033

You're attending a local MG Dating meet up. You can specify certain traits and MG types you want to meet. Here's >>16353876 your form. So what does your form look like?

>> No.16355038

extraspecies: none in particular
activities: what doesn't kill me

>> No.16355043

>Desired extraspecies

>Acceptable activites
Everything is nogotiable.

>> No.16355048

Desired extraspecies: Undead

Acceptable activities: Anything that doesn't cause me pain, physical or otherwise, or death.

>> No.16355056

What about vampires?

>> No.16355060

Do they cause pain? Then no. Do they have a numbing agent in their mouth for their bite? Sure!

>> No.16355064

Desired extra species:

Acceptable Activities:
Gentle femdom
Being stepped on

>> No.16355070

>Desired extraspecies
Any MG with a long tongue
>Acceptable activities
French kissing

>> No.16355072

Desired extraspecies: Anything barring siths, elves, vamp mosquitos, and charybdis

Acceptable activities: Anything as long as there's cuddling at the end of the day

>> No.16355081

>Desired extraspecies
>Acceptable activities
Femdom, leg locking and paizuri.

>> No.16355083

I'm going to present my head on a fancy red pillow to her

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Best monster and one of the earliest.

>> No.16355094 [DELETED] 

>one of the earliest.

>> No.16355097

>Desired Extraspecies: Just about any.
>Acceptable Activities: Femdom, Non-penetrative sex, Rape roleplay
>Note: Big tits a plus, Shortstacks and Tall girls a big plus.

>> No.16355101

>Desired extraspecies
Any as long as it is assertive/aggressive/dominant

>Acceptable activites
Biting and scratching are a plus, but almost anything is ok.

>> No.16355106 [DELETED] 

>>Desired extraspecies
>>Acceptable activites

>> No.16355131

Being the little spoon, being ridden, having my smile protected, chuffs, paw massages, facesitting and naked aprons

>> No.16355136

Desired extraspecies: Dorome

Acceptable activites: Gentle rape

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A Kiedran is fine too.

>> No.16355149


Lactation, facesitting, femdom.

>> No.16355153

>Desired extraspecies
Crow Tengu

>Acceptable activites
Femdom, kissing, cunnilingus, cuddling.

>> No.16355155

MGE Vampires inject demonic energy as she feeds on you. It makes both you and her feel a sense of euphoria so it's a win-win.

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Are we being raided or something?

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What kind of Automaton?

>> No.16355170

>Desired extraspecies
>Acceptable activities
Handholding, cuddling, massages, body worship, biting and nuzzling lotus position

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The MGE kind, except thicc and onee-san like under that kuudere mask.

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Monsters.... Monsters everywhere!

>> No.16355177 [DELETED] 

Seems that way. Report and ignore.

>> No.16355179

Yeah, that would be fine. I've got nothing against blood, and stuff like that. Just don't want pain from it.

>> No.16355183

Are you me?

>> No.16355187 [DELETED] 

It's not very good.
Cheshires would be shaking their heads at this attempt.

As would actual trolls, although they'd do it for other reasons.

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>> No.16355189

Good taste
Make sure she doesn't have access to the web or god know what she will do after stumbling upon incest doujins

>> No.16355196

Desired extraspecies: Any humanoid
Acceptable activites: Most anything that does not cause lasting harm. Forced body worship and outercourse are always welcome

>> No.16355197

Yes, yes I am. I just want to spend a night on the couch with my Anubis waifu, cuddling with her like there's no tomorrow. I want to gently blow into her ears as she nuzzles into the crook of my neck, her keeping her legs locked around me, all while I hold and massage her big, squishy paws.

>> No.16355200

why are we being raided now?

>> No.16355206

sombody's got monday off

>> No.16355208

>massaging big squidgy paws

Truly one of the defining features of the Anubis. I also feel like body worship really fits Anubi, not sure why, but it just does.

>> No.16355211

Judging by the content, I'd hazard a guess that it's some analpained guy from the /trash/ who's mad because we don't allow furries in the thread.

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I especially want her to read these:

>> No.16355216

I want to massage a jinko's paw pads! And for the paws to massage me!

>> No.16355226

>Master, why do you keep sending me small pictures of a crying panda
>Lean in close and whisper "git gud, newfag"
>It backfires because she goes through all the doujins and learns every sick fetish ever
>Would master like to defecate on me?
>Jesus, fuck, no!

>> No.16355228

Body worship fits due to her assertive nature I guess. I'd bet they would get really into it, too, and probably would like incorporating roleplay into it.

>> No.16355231

>Desired extraspecies
anything goes but no matango

>Acceptable activites
hand-holding, cuddling, kissing, rough fore-play(biting/scrathing/etc), head patting, nuzzling, gentle femdom, teasing, oil massages, leg locking

>> No.16355232

They probably feel like big soft marshmellows!

>> No.16355238

I touch my cat's toe beans whenever they're showing, and they're super soft
Tigers are probably pretty close to that

>> No.16355239

I retract what I said about you having good taste, you have GREAT taste

Now we just need to buy enough pudding to convince a Gremlin to install a lactation system on your Automaton onee-san

>> No.16355240

I wouldn't mind role playing as a desert kingdom servant giving my offerings and blessings to the divine body of an Anubis

>> No.16355244

I want to drink sake with a ryu!

>> No.16355253

I'd like to drink with a hellhound and watch her belch fire

>> No.16355254

I want to drink whisky with a Hellhound.

Which leads me to an important question, what would a drunkhound be like?

>> No.16355255

That's pretty much what I had in mind. Her telling you how you should be thankful to be blessed with getting to do this, her attempting to remain stoic as your hands explore her body, but eventually failing as she practically throws herself at you, begging you for release.

>> No.16355257

I want to drink alcohol with a dragon and watch as she burns everything down while drunk.

>> No.16355258

>haughty Anubis


>> No.16355261

>I retract what I said about you having good taste, you have GREAT taste
I'm very flattered. Shame the Monster Hunter doujin I linked has never been translated.
>Now we just need to buy enough pudding to convince a Gremlin to install a lactation system on your Automaton onee-san
What if she could potentially receive Hathors blessing?

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>> No.16355277

This Drawfag os cool.

>> No.16355280

is cool*

>> No.16355287

>Lactating Automatons
Jesus, there's more of you now.

>> No.16355295

That's a possibility, bring the right tribute and do the right prayer and it should work

The blessing will probably mess with her sensors and cause her breasts to have extreme sensitivity so be wary of that

>> No.16355297

Oh fuck. I haven't checked ex for a while. Looks like I've missed some good shit.

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We need some more ran in this thread.

>> No.16355302

I've always been here.

Also, regarding Milky onee-Automatons. Would the vertical slit over their breasts conceal nipples in the same manner that a Tentacles does?

>> No.16355303 [DELETED] 

You appear to have gotten lost.

>> No.16355305 [DELETED] 

Don't reply to him anon.
Just wait for him to get purged.

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>> No.16355308 [DELETED] 

Fuck off furrfaggot

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That Anon was right yesterday about that Trumpart greentext

>> No.16355313 [DELETED] 

Ten dollars that it's the same faggot who was defending cuck porn.

>> No.16355314

Sounds grand

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>> No.16355321

She needs to have thick thighs and a large rear to go with that chest of hers.

A pleasure model or matronly build would be best.

>> No.16355332

Worse, discovering 4chan.

>> No.16355335

Crow tengu's would love genre fiction.

>> No.16355337

>Still no art of big MGE Automaton booty

>> No.16355343

Why do I imagine Hathor as the slightly ditzy "ara ara ufufu" type?

>> No.16355345

Because that's what she'd be, although a bit more doting.

>> No.16355350

Because she's the goddess of fertility and motherhood.
She probably gives terrifyingly good head.

>> No.16355352

Life is hard sometimes

>> No.16355353

Well she sounds perfect.

Can one marry a goddess?
And amazing everything else.

But she's got the hugest impregnation fetish.

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I remember discussions way back on /a/ that'd involve her getting her birthing hips stuck in a window frame.

>> No.16355360

>getting her birthing hips stuck in a window frame.

This is always a wonderful thing to happen.

>> No.16355369

Probably not but she'd have lots of daughterus you could go for.

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These are your wives now.

>> No.16355377

Gross. Thats like a third the minimum size.

>> No.16355379

No, I'm going big or going home.

Also would her "cult" be in a Pharaoh's territory?

>> No.16355380

>You'll never be Hathor's chosen consort.
>You'll never wake up every day with a goddess giving you head that would drive mere mortals to insanity.
>You'll never spend the majority of your day pumping her womb full in the hopes of helping her get impregnated with a demigod child.
>You'll never spend the rest of it going around with her as she grants her blessing to various Pharaohs who pay homage to her.
>You'll never fall asleep balls deep in her as she kisses you deeply.
>You'll never feel the pure unmatched comfort of her soft, warm body pressing against yours.

>> No.16355383

Probably, although you would run into the issue of if they have a large or small influence there.

High influence would result in thick pharoahs.

>> No.16355386

One detail that drawfags would forget about Hathor is that she has massive lactating titties.

The same is also applicable to her followers.

>> No.16355387

You can always tell when a desert kingdom of any kind, Pharaoh, Apophis, or Khepri worships Hathor by the healthy childmaking bodies and the big jiggly tits of the monstergirls living there.

>> No.16355390

Don't forget those splendid milkings.

>> No.16355391

Ew, disgusting. And I don't want to get arrested.

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This is your aunt now.

>> No.16355394

Sounds like heaven.
What side is she on in the Pharaoh/Apophis conflict? Or is she the "all get along" kind of person?

>> No.16355395

Hathor's milk has different effects depending on who drinks it.
Human women who drink it become Holstaurs or Minotaurs with Hathorite proportions.
Monstergirls who drink it gain Hathorite proportions and become delicious brown if it's very pure milk.
For human men, it's an aphrodisiac fifteen times stronger than manticore venom and makes them incredibly fertile.

>> No.16355399

She's the 'lets all get along' type.
Aka: She'll spread health in a pharoah realm and apophis realm equally.

So yes, thick grape snakes.

>> No.16355402

Does it work, does she bring peace?

>> No.16355407

She can if her worshipers get a foothold.

>> No.16355408

>Monstergirls who drink it gain Hathorite proportions and become delicious brown if it's very pure milk.
How would it affect Magic Material types like Automatons? They're certainly not going to be brown, though the simulacrum parts of their bodies are bound to be affected in some fashion.

>> No.16355409

If only. Don't worry, though, we're going to get plenty eventually.

>> No.16355413

I would love to spread her word to those kingdoms.

>> No.16355423

Just imagine an Apophis being converted to the Cult of Hathor.
>Apophis failed to steal her rival's kingdom.
>Despondent and in chains, she's brought to the Pharaoh's throne room.
>As the Pharaoh looks down at her from her throne she offers her one chance to survive.
>"What you must do is simple snake, simply... Imbibe."
>A goblet of something white and creamy is laid before her and in her desperation she drinks it.
>With every gulp her curves fill out a bit more. Her hips widen, her breasts swell, and a hunger is born within her.
>By the end of it she's panting, her pussy is drooling, and a helpless slave boy has been laid out before her.
>The pharaoh stands, pats her on the head and says "Welcome to the fold sister." before leaving with the rest of the monstergirls in the room to give the Apophis and her new husband some privacy.

>> No.16355426

It would be a lovely thing, especially if you like softer girls.

Watch out for if you get tasked with 'recruiting' kehpris.

>> No.16355428

The simulacrum skin of their bodies becomes brown. They also might have the urge to have their armored parts repainted gold.

>> No.16355429

I'm lost. What is a Hathor? Like a desert kindg holst?

>> No.16355430

Eh, if we go for the Pharaoh the rest will fall like dominoes.

>> No.16355431

I think it would make them stronger. Milk can give strong bones, and magic for them are basically bones.

>> No.16355433

>Hathorite Khepris
>Smug baby crazy shortstack titty beetle harem
My dick.

>> No.16355434

How long are you going to keep ban evading? Did you get this butthurt after getting called out yesterday?

>> No.16355437

Hathor's a thread creation, basically a goddess of motherhood, health and fertility.
She appears as a Desert version of a Holstaur but is so much more.
Anyone have that one pic of her? I think Luth did it?

>> No.16355438

They want your dick.

>> No.16355440

Heresy, Apophis never fails!

>> No.16355441

>The pharaoh stands, pats her on the head and says "Welcome to the fold sister." before leaving with the rest of the monstergirls in the room to give the Apophis and her new husband some privacy.
Lucky little bastard.

>> No.16355442

They're gonna get it. All night and all day until they're pregnant.

Apophis sometimes fails.

>> No.16355444

Who even is this fag?

>> No.16355451

>No preference
>SFW: Spooning and cuddling
>NSFW: Negotiable. Humiliation Play is a deal-breaker.

>> No.16355453

Especially since that curvy Apophis is going to coil him up and fuck him until she's pregnant.

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>Anyone have that one pic of her? I think Luth did it?
I don't think Luth ever drew her.

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Does your monster girl enjoy swimming? CAN she even swim?

>> No.16355459

Probably the same retard that came here from /v/ a few days ago. Looks like he abandoned the "subtle" shitposting after getting completely exposed yesterday, and now he's just posting furry porn and ban evading.

>> No.16355464

That's the one. That's the cow goddess I want to fuck until I'm dry.
I think I might have confused Luth for Loen.

>> No.16355468
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So is this what happens when you get your cat Hathor Milk instead of normal Milk?

>> No.16355471
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Her fluffy, wavy hair would become all disheveled while she forces a massive, purple lactating breast to the boys mouth.
By the way, would a Hathorite Apophis have golden jewelry instead of the standard silver other Apo's wear?
I think Loen needs to redraw his Hathor's face just a tad.

>> No.16355472

Exactly. You get delicious brown catgirls with bodies meant for breeding.

>> No.16355474

Yep, although it takes quite a lot to get her there unless its the pure stuff.

>> No.16355477
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Why would you ever use anything less then the pure stuff?

>> No.16355484

What's your daily routine with your waifu?

>> No.16355485

Because too much of the good stuff gets you stuck with fat cats.

>> No.16355486

>The simulacrum skin of their bodies becomes brown
I think a Desert Automaton would look better with a pale sandstone kinda color.

>> No.16355487

>By the way, would a Hathorite Apophis have golden jewelry instead of the standard silver other Apo's wear?
Probably. They'd probably also start wearing stuff made of that semi-see through silk.

>> No.16355500

You're not going to fool me again, silly kunoichi.

>> No.16355501

Waifu goes to work. I do chores, visits the kingdom's temple to pay respects. Visits the pharaoh to pay mandatory respects. Waifu comes home. We do some hobbies together and other personal time related things.

>> No.16355505

>Wake up
>Do a morning experiment
>Talk for a bit
>I go and do something in town while she makes some potions
>Come home, talk a bit more
>Test the potions
>Do some more experiments
>I study some basic magic while she studies the results
>Rest of the night we do some hobbies and fun things.
>Go to sleep
It's a good life.

>> No.16355512

Don't be mean to the ninjas.

>> No.16355518


>> No.16355525

I don't really know. Being the husband/slave of an evil sorceress doesn't afford much of a pattern. Some days she just stays home and teases me all day, other days its milking. Some days she has to go out to gather ingredients or repel enemies.

>> No.16355527

Nope. I know what happens when you say your schedule to them.
I could be treating my waifu's scales or having sex and they just come in all sneaky sneaky to either steal her hoard or kidnap my daughteru.

Get away from our hoard you freaky ninjas.

>> No.16355534

Anon kunochi's are only interested in stealing humans not money.

>> No.16355549

You know those doujins where effeminate guys get turned into traps through the power of cock? Imagine something like that, but with MGs:

>Gay dude that hates women
>Looks a bit too manly and handsome
>One day gets cornered by some BIG GIRLS (Oni, Hellhounds, Jinko, etc.)
>They rape him non-stop
>"In the end, I guess I really am nothing more than a cum-pump for pussies"
>Girls force him to do double peace signs after making him go mind-broken and straight

>> No.16355551
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>This Hathorite discussion
It really brings me back.

>> No.16355552
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>"I rather let my lineage die than breed with such a filthy human!"

how do you answer?

>> No.16355556

Go away faggot.

>> No.16355557

"I wasn't asking to breed with you. Why'd you bring it up?"

>> No.16355559

Getting aroused by this is probably a new low for me

>> No.16355562

>brings me back.

>> No.16355564

They do some shady intel trade too.
My routine goes to the hands of thiefs and the next thing I know my daughteru is watching a zombie dragon and her kidnapper dance with shoggoths in the artic and there is a Griffon sleeping with us.

>> No.16355565

The kinda discussions about the topic that'd occur on /a/.

>> No.16355567

I'm gonna clarify for him before he gets "fuck off"s, he's talking about the old days of /mgt/ before the exodus.

>> No.16355569 [DELETED] 

There are literally 10s of hundreds of children easily ready for sex down at the local YMCA or rotary center and you are all talking about fictional monster girls.

>> No.16355570

Then I continue on my quest.

>> No.16355571

"Unzips dick"

>> No.16355573

Probably get on my knees and tell her I love haughty girls.

>> No.16355580

"that's nice sweety"

>> No.16355581

Aside from the orientation play I like it. One of my oldest but most favorite fantasies about monsters is getting broken in by female orcs.

>> No.16355584

>getting broken in by female orcs
Not as fun as you think.

>> No.16355585

Now starts my quest to make her fall in love with me!

Because getting a waifu is more rewarding if you have worked hard for it

>> No.16355588
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Do gentle onee san onis exist? they would probably try making husbando /fit/ and have plenty of bed wrestling

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Even in the Netherworld I get no respect.

>> No.16355593

Yeah, the blue ones are gentle.

Until they start to drink, that's it.

>> No.16355600

I think I know what im in for.

>> No.16355610

Oni-san? Onee-san? Onii-san?

If my oni imouto calls me onii-chan is she saying that I'm a oni or something? Are they the ones that are drunk or am I the one?

>> No.16355611

>visits the kingdom's temple to pay respects
>honor Eros for being you and your waifu together
>honor the new DL for making your waifu exist
I could see myself spending a good part of each day paying my respects as well.

>> No.16355614

Well you don't have to be hurtful about it.

>> No.16355615

>Wake up
>Drink coffee and whiskey
>Go inna fields
>harvest grapes
>Eat grapes off her abs and out of her cleavage
>Stomp grapes with hobbit feet to pan flutes
>Lick wine off her nipples
>Slow sensual daily fuck
>Prayer session to Bacchus
>More sex and food

>> No.16355631

How can i describe trying to get off bed from her milking and leglock uselessly?

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How much of a deviation from a human female are you OK with in mons world?

>> No.16355654


>how do you answer


>> No.16355662
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Hellhounds are the best

>> No.16355665
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>how do you answer?

>> No.16355678

>how do you answer?
"Don't give yourself too much credit, lady."

>> No.16355683 [DELETED] 

Furry get out.

>> No.16355685

>All those answers
Looks like she'll have to rape an Anon because no one wants her.

>> No.16355690

>how do you answer?
throw myself off a cliff in despair,
if she's being tsundere she'll save me,
if she's serious then why bother living.

>> No.16355692

>"Oh, okay. I guess I'll just go home then."

>> No.16355693 [DELETED] 

Are you new here?

>> No.16355695
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Do you guys prefer aracnes to have normal human eyes or more spider like eyes?

>> No.16355700

both are good

>> No.16355702

spider eyes

>> No.16355705
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Whatever kinda look the MGE Arachnes have going on.
Also, welcome back Snib.

>> No.16355707

>Also, welcome back Snib.
I'm not snib, I just posted his art I found on his tumblr

>> No.16355710

Oh, my bad.

>> No.16355730


Would you be okay with it?

You retain all memories apparently.

>> No.16355735

its my fetish, I know of only two other things that did this.

>> No.16355736


>> No.16355743

>Age regression
Nope, fucking abort.

>> No.16355748

Those tags are like the last two pages. It's pretty hot up until then though.

>> No.16355750


>> No.16355751

the last two pages are the hottest part for me to be honest

>> No.16355759

Not like you stay that way forever anyway, you just start to grow up again, but married to your own succubus mother.

>> No.16355771

Oh gods. I didn't know I wanted that so much. Fuck, man. Now if only it were a better girl.

>> No.16355782

Does she raise me or keep me as a kid?

>> No.16355784

Hellhounds are the perfect gentle doms

>> No.16355809

she sells you off for three silver coins

>> No.16355825

Only if she's the one who gets regressed and I stay the same age.

>> No.16355832

Turn her into a mere female lizard.

>> No.16355834

>tfw no pear-shaped lolinubis to serve your cock

>> No.16355859
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I desire a JubJub with hips that wide and thighs that thick, plus the added bonus of big titties.

>> No.16355863

I would love a pudgy, bottom heavy lolinubis

>> No.16355868

I'd only want that if she was my childhood friend and if her bottom got heavier as she grew up into a fine woman.

>> No.16355877

That would be fantastic, especially if she was embaressed that her chest didn't follow suit.

>> No.16355881
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Look at this nice girl, who gets dressed up every morning for work, just for you anon.

Maybe you could do something nice for her for a change?

>> No.16355883

Oh it followed, but not by much. Just a modest chest.
For a girl living in a hathorite kingdom, that's embarrassing.

>> No.16355884

A shiny Jubjub looks better than the original. Like an overly horny flying Yeti.

I wouldn't be mean to centaur, why do I need to do something nice for them?

>> No.16355885

The horse lady will get a vacation.

Remember kids, maids are not for fucking.

>> No.16355887

That would be bad, especially if she only had hathor's blessing go down there instead of up top.

>> No.16355896

She won't be thinking it's bad when I molest her sensitive breasts while impregnating her.

>> No.16355903

The roughest of sex followed by the warmest of cuddles.

>> No.16355904

If you get rid of the toddlercon it's actually pretty top tier.

>> No.16355909
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whats you guys opinion on blood play?
after reading the latest monster musume chapter I found out apparently its a thing and I cant wrap my head around what the appeal for it would be.

>> No.16355911

Get rid of what's on the last page, or the entire premise at the end? Because it's just a typical succuslut doujin if the rebirth thing isn't there, which is far from top tier.

>> No.16355913

does a bahamut dragon exist in the setting?

>> No.16355914

If get rid of the ending it's the generic succubus doujin.

>> No.16355915

I think it was mentioned that Bahamut would be making an appearance at some point.

>> No.16355916

its generic and cliche cause it works.

>> No.16355917

He is getting the SUCC

>> No.16355920
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Welcome to the club

>> No.16355922

I don't get it either, I just like vampires.

>> No.16355925

Shedorah lmao

>> No.16355927

That would be nice, just be sure to use her rear as well.

>> No.16355930

I like vampires but not blood sucking. I would get friendly with one, but if she tried anything I would bloodzone her.

>> No.16355932

It's hot if they have a biological need for it. Otherwise playful biting is preferred.

>> No.16355933

Oh whatever I thought here >>16355920 that you had found the appeal of blood play.

Give it some time.

Liking vampires and not blood play is like eating only half of a good meal.

>> No.16355936

Well she is getting impregnated.

>> No.16355938

I didn't say I didn't like blood play, I'm neutral on that. The biting part is the thing that excites me. Besides, vampires shouldn't play with their food, unless they consider my as a person their food.

>> No.16355941

I'm referring to her sucking his dick as a newborn, not the premise of the ending itself. It was actually a pretty well-crafted way to do a sort of play on the typical sexual vampirism, as well as a sort of tongue-in-cheek interpretation of one of the tenets of Buddhism. In offering his soul to the Succubus, rather than having his soul destroyed by her hunger, he's put in a perpetual loop of death and reincarnation, it's own form of immortality.

She fucks him and gets pregnant with his soul --> Gives birth to him -- > Raises him as her son and eventual lover/husband/master --> Repeat the first step ad infinitum until the end of all things. In a weird, twisted way, it's the most vanilla kind of Succubus. Rather than thriving on promiscuous sexual vampirism, she's dedicating herself to loving one man for the rest of eternity, no matter what form he may take. But that's just me extrapolating my speculations on the story presented in a hentai doujin meant to get people to masturbate. Seriously though, without the explicit toddlercon it'd be a much better story.

>> No.16355943

>like eating only half of a good meal.
wasn't that an actual thing for aristocracy to do though?

>> No.16355949

You thought that her calling you a blood bag was just a name?

>> No.16355956

human aristocracy

>> No.16355957

Who called me that when? Is it happening?

>> No.16355963

Lets hope vampires don't ever take on a greek buffet style method of feeding.

>> No.16355969

Forget it. I didn't say anything.

>> No.16355971

And hundreds of years ago, they were humans. Now they are a shell of blood sucking and hiding cruel nature under guise of nobility.

>> No.16355972

Loving, you mean.

>> No.16355974

Yeah, that's what I figured you were referring to. It's not really anything special without the concept at the end, so I wanted to make sure. I can understand not liking the toddlercon, though. I like /ss/, but not really toddlercon, so I like it more for what it implies. If she's doing that as a baby, it's only going to get better and better as he grows up.

>> No.16355975

Anubi would be too strict on themselves to get fat.

>> No.16355980

Office work and stress

>> No.16355983

I disagree. I could see them being a "do as I say, not as I do" type of MG.

>> No.16355985

Right, I gotcha buddy. We never talked, click click wink wink.

>> No.16355990
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>tfw my cat is a big fluffy 14 lb cat
>she gets monsterized and continues to hop in my lap and purr
help, boner alert

>> No.16355992

you can use that strictness to get them fat, secretly write in a bunch of feed times on her planner.

>> No.16356004

Don't get me wrong, I like the premise of the end like I said. I just don't really care for the explicitly shown toddlercon. Retaining memories or not, there's a line that shouldn't have been crossed with that.

>> No.16356012

>Anubis keeps getting confused because she doesn't remember putting so many snack times on her schedule.
>Goes along with it because the schedule can't be wrong as she wrote it.

>> No.16356019

Oh god that is worse then torturing lolis.

>> No.16356089

i am the only one that gets off the idea of being kidnapped by an amazon or tall dragon and being milked to the last drop every day?

>> No.16356100

>i am the only one
If you say so, anon.

>> No.16356126

No because i do too, all the time, especially if they say sweet nothings into your ear.

>> No.16356128
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"Isn't this the fifth night?"
"Shh, don't attract their attention"

>> No.16356135

Your Succubi are comfy.

>> No.16356141

>tfw no tall slim dragon for wing hugs and tender cuddling

i am just gonna make sure she isnt slim for too long now

>> No.16356160
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I want to bum a Glacies!

>> No.16356165

That's a weird praise to give to a succubus. You could say that she is cute, beautiful or hot, but comfy is kinda funny

>> No.16356180

They're cute, slighty pudgy with big racks, do cute normal stuff, and just sprinkle the lust over stuff or have innuendos instead of just blatantly wanting the dick. By monster girl standards, that's comfy as fuck. All they're missing is a ribbed sweater.

>> No.16356188

>Be at MGC bowling alley
>You and your fat fuck of a retired Paladin friend are enjoying a game on the lanes when you notice a saucy pair of Succubi saunter in
>'Sally's Ball-Fondlers' the team name reads
>Friend is disgusted, you're just mildly amused
>They're actually pretty good at bowling, as well, able to nail 7-10 splits
>Though part of you thinks the eager way they wait for their balls to return or the gratuitous time they spend rubbing the bowling balls is a bit... lewd
>There's also an eyeful of Succu-booty every time one of them rolls the ball down the lane
"Dude, this is some bullshit."
>Friend's getting more agitated
"I didn't do two tours in Lescatie just so these... semen demons could use the bowling alley."
>Second friend chimes in
"Yeah but... they're pretty good."
>Agree with him, fatty gets angrier and tells Alpie to 'shut the fuck up' several times
"What're you going to do, Dude?"
>Turn to look back at him, in your shorts and bath robe, completely out of place in the establishment
"Gonna abide."
>'Oh my God, the Dude abides!'
>The Succubi are giggling at you, shaking their plump little derrieres and fondling their bowling balls
>Biggie stands up, pulling out a gun
>Another round of giggling from them
'We know a place you can shoot a nice thick round into~'
>Fatty looks like he's about to rupture an artery when you finally leave, the Succubi catcalling to you about how The Dude abides

>> No.16356190
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>Implying you wouldn't want a big Succubus to hold you close

>> No.16356191

Like, I know what you mean, but it's still weird calling them that.
It sounds so weird. Imagine looking at that funny succubutt in the bar and just calling her comfy to be around. What would her reaction be like?

>> No.16356195

>ruining the figure of an anubis that has been miraculously blessed with a perfect obscene body already at a young age
>not giving her lots of excercise to make sure she stays a heavenly sex goddess and giving her lewd compliments about it

>> No.16356197

Comfy is very approachable and nice to hold close. It's high praise, even if they may not fully appreciate it.

>> No.16356198

Happy, since if people like being around her, there is less need to rape her victims. They offer themselves up willingly.

>> No.16356200

Succubi are lame, I'm gonna go have an adventure because a pair of Onis broke into my house and got their lady juices all over my rug.

>> No.16356207

Man I really liked that rug, really brought the whole room together.

>> No.16356208

If they were to offer themselves then it would be cute. Comfy seems like something you give her with a big warm smile. The ones that make you go on a date and months later, marry.

>> No.16356219

And your soul will become one with her forever.

>> No.16356222

>you try to find a fat old guy's monster wife who's been "kidnapped" and come across a redheaded anubis ladyfriend who wants you to help her conceive

>> No.16356223

Comfy soul.

>> No.16356224
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An Oni raiding party has attacked your town and plan to drag you off as a slave, what do you do?

>> No.16356228

Hit them with peaches.

>> No.16356230

Become a homosexual so I can turn into an Alp and use the power of gay dicks to ward them off.

>> No.16356231

I have a self loading rifle with 1000 rounds of ammunition, blessed by priests, and I've got a supply of soy beans to make a circle around the house.

>> No.16356232


>> No.16356237

blow the dragon help whistle

>> No.16356241

they may appreciate the fresh fruit but you're still coming with them in chains

>> No.16356248

Ask the amazons for help, then they will come to raid the village too and both groups will fight. Then escape.

I don't mind if I get husbando'd by one of the amazons though

>> No.16356256

>two groups of sweaty musclegirls wrestling and catfighting over anon
as appealing as this is, I would rather have a jinko waifu. But the sight of that would make me pause

>> No.16356259

That's right, I don't want her to hold me close I'd rather hold her close

>> No.16356272

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because that new vampire is a short stack doesn't mean she can be any less intimidating than the blood dragon vampire down the street

>> No.16356278
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I saw this and thought of a picture that got posted here awhile back.

>> No.16356281

aaaannnnddd........you lose, you are now forced to be an oni's house slave for the rest of your life

>> No.16356286

Ask why it sounds like they're only dragging me off.

There's a lot of better guys they could grab

>> No.16356287

>blood dragon vampire

how many crossbreedings happened there?

>> No.16356296

Offer myself up to one of the raiders and let her pump a few loads out with her tits and mouth before letting her take my virginity.
Then right as I'm unloading into her pussy moan out an "I love you!"

>> No.16356300
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The artist even went with the details Gyoubu drew the Vidar with a bit ago. Sexy.
Now if only she was Automaton-tier instead of a simple mecha musume.

>> No.16356306

Stop typing like a retard.

>> No.16356307

how noble of you to offer up yourself, though it still wont stop the rest of the young males from being enslaved

>> No.16356309

It's funny because that's exactly how I would describe his succbi as well. It's also why they're my favourite when it comes to succubus design.

>> No.16356310

That's not a dragon, it's a vampire that likes to fight.

Reeeeeeally likes to fight.

So much so that they believe they can cure their need to drink blood fore if it's from an extremely strong opponent

>> No.16356316

Don't care. Got a waifu.
I'd be willing to let a few of them gangbang me though.

>> No.16356322

Looking at that post, I feel I should specify that the fact that I'm willing to let a few of the Onis gangbang me means that I'd be willing to take them on as wives to protect some of the other men.
Yeah, that's it. Protect the other men, I'm not a slut for powerful girls or anything.

>> No.16356326

I will fight you for a couple of those onis.

>> No.16356327

What a lovely woman to both confess her love and express her will to turn undead for me in the same sentence.

>> No.16356329

i want to become a dragon cum dispenser and plug!

>> No.16356332

no need for that, and even if one of the oni doesnt take you, the tanuki she sells you to will sell you for a nice price at auction

>> No.16356342

No, I want to lick the abs of a big strong oni while balls deep inside her, and I will accept nothing less.

>> No.16356343

No need to fight anon, there are still plenty of Oni to go around.

>> No.16356348

try fighting the clan chief, she'll love you, well, breaking you at least

>> No.16356356

But what if I was sold to be a prostitute in a monstergirl city?
What if I was locked in a room and made to have sex with whatever monster barged through the door and shoved me onto the bed?
What if my pleas for mercy were met only with cruel laughter and the rape becoming faster and more intense?

>> No.16356358

Not him but I think I would offer myself for one of those auctions. Not all monstergirls can afford it right? So at least I would end with a rich one, and I like all the "noble" species.

I wonder how does it work.

>> No.16356363

You better hope there are.
Now that I think about it how would the onis react if they show up to a village to raid it and the men start fighting each other over who gets to be raided first?
Perfect, I bet she's the biggest and muscliest of all.

>> No.16356367

Then you've probably hit the jackpot, you masochistic fag

>> No.16356369

You can always make one of the clients fall in love with you so she pays for you and takes you home.

>> No.16356370

maybe an anti-human slavery mg group will buy you
tanukis parade you om a stage and sell you to the highest bidder, any no bids are given to the local bordelo

>> No.16356380

what happens to the damaged ones, like vets of the contact wars

>> No.16356385

unicorns are known to buy them up at bargain rates

>> No.16356387

>anti human slavery mg group
I bet they're all losers like mouse girls and cyclops

>> No.16356395

even ones with violent outbursts followed by fits of sobbing? I need to know

>> No.16356403

No kikis and shoggs?

>> No.16356404

sure, healer mgs love em, and can get em dirt cheap

>> No.16356410

of course, they need servants too

>> No.16356422

what about former warrior mgs who know similar feels?

>> No.16356426

Its more about how they like to take care of men, and those vets really need it.

>> No.16356432

It's more fun when they buy you and own you, but dress you in nice clothes and call you master.

>> No.16356442

>Kiki buys a slave
>Declares that he is now her master
>She basically went out and bought a master to serve
That is an interesting idea.

>> No.16356451

>kiki finds a hobo, cleans him up and calls him mastah
>he lives in her place
>she helps him find a job
>he becomes the man she knew he could be
>they marry and make tiny kikids

>> No.16356455

I'm starting to give up.

>> No.16356468

I've always wondered. What if there aren't enough customers? What happens to the left over humans?

Alternatively, what happens if your 5 person adventure party gets ambushed by 4 monstergirls? What happens to the leftover person? Do they get released? Sold to another monstergirl? Kept until a later date?

>> No.16356474

given to prostituition houses, extras are always sold off for profit

>> No.16356491


What a sad fate. Just as expected of those vile monster girls!

>> No.16356495
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How can you please a vampiric dragon? they are haughty and proud

>> No.16356502

This seems like a grim fate

>> No.16356506

To be fair, you could just show yourself out while they're all occupied instead.

>> No.16356508

its not always so bad, you might be bought by a dragon who needs a squire, a satyros might buy you to work on her warm sunny vineyard/farm and tend to the holsts, minos and weresheep, a vampire royal who needs a waiter/servant/blood-bank, or a yeti loooking for a daki

>> No.16356512

Prostitutes are fed drugs to keep them addicted, with the abundance of aphrodisiac substances, why would Shekelberg the Tanuki pimp let her boyim escape like that?

>> No.16356515


Too busy counting her money.

>> No.16356517
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What a shame. Seems like a rotten way to die.

>> No.16356518

The easy route is to play into her ego, shower her with praise and worship her (and her body). The real way is to find that one thing they never thought they could have or knew that they would want, and give it to them.

>> No.16356521

Neck nibbling.

>> No.16356523

Before you got sold into prostitution, I mean.

>> No.16356526


Mozambique Drill

>> No.16356529

On top of that, you have to realize they basically just got rejected by a number of monstergirls in favour of their buddies.

>> No.16356535

>Not Nile Style
>Not Mogadishu Manuever
>Not the Zimbabwe Zinger
>Not Djibouti Shooty

>> No.16356541
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>All of this disgusting talk of humans being sold as prostitutes.
I warned you, anons. They care nothing for you. You're just something to be bought as a slave and used up. They're sick, soulless monsters that bring only suffering.

Together, we can fight this. We can show them that humans lives aren't a commodity. That love isn't a business transaction.

>> No.16356545

I love the idea of sitting at a campfire listening to your companions getting raped by MGs while you just tend to the fire and rant about how you can't believe this bullshit happened a 3rd time. I find the idea of a guy who manages to be captured and taken into a demon realm and through no will of his own, escapes with his virginity intact.

>> No.16356547

You do God's work, though the traitors hate you for it. Deus Vult.

>> No.16356549

I actually fantasize about this with my dragon waifu, i want her to suck out my blood genitally but with force and i dont know why

>> No.16356552

>I find the idea of a guy who manages to be captured and taken into a demon realm and through no will of his own, escapes with his virginity intact funny.*

>> No.16356553

That would be me

>> No.16356558

hey, my saytros owner treats me well! she cloths, houses and feeds me and the work she makes me do isnt that bad, picking and stomping grapes for her wine and tending to her needs

>> No.16356567

I would have absolutely no trouble with a mere vampiric female lizard.

>> No.16356574

>Village raided
>Taken hundreds of miles away to be sold into slavery
>Friends all get taken away to live a somewhat happy life while you're going to work in terrible conditions as a slave.
How would you not become a murderer at that point?

>> No.16356575

Don't engage the HFYfags

>> No.16356577

They've broken you, poor soul. One shudders to imagine what kind of tortures you've endure.

>> No.16356578

I would probably build a still and start making brandy from her wine. From there you can either age the brandy or add it to wine for fortification. Then you present your product to her and tell her it was made with love. The brandy aging would take a while though.

>> No.16356580

Part of the reason I had to be point that out is because that's what would likely happen to me.

Knowing my luck, I'd get sold to a Tanuki slaver. Only to then end up not getting bought at the slave auction, nor the one after that and so on.

>> No.16356583

How do you know he's a HFYfag? Maybe he just wants each and every anon to find love with their waifu instead of getting bought and sold as a sexual commodity?

>> No.16356585

Now if only people would stop engaging the MGC shit. At least paladin anon makes me laugh.

>> No.16356586

They're still monstergirls. Even if you're sold to a human brothel they will care about you infinitely more than the average human would.

>> No.16356587

They'd probably also have a mindflayer working before they sell human slaves to mind wipe them so they won't even try to run away, let alone disobey your new master

>> No.16356588


>> No.16356590
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>"I'm gonna be your husband, Onee-chan!"
>"Of course you will, Anon."
>"No, I really will as soon as I grow up! I'm serious, Onee-chan!"
>"So am I."

>> No.16356594

Paladins are so 8th century. Crusaders are where it's at, especially since you get so much more choice with all the different Orders available.

>> No.16356599

But anon, it's my fetish.

>> No.16356601

Nah, finding love with your waifu is the only option.

>> No.16356602

being forced to drink and held down while she violates me isnt as bad as it sounds

>> No.16356604


Okay, maybe the Rhodesian Rumble, but you get the idea.

>> No.16356612

I want it.

>> No.16356625

i am starting to believe all witches store their excess magic in their calcium cannons, hence why they are so big

>> No.16356630
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Would you fight with Rhodie elves?

>> No.16356636



May she be worthy of the name!

>> No.16356638

This guy clearly isn't HFY. He only posts when the thread starts getting super grim. I think the last time involved mindflayers and some pretty dark shit.

>> No.16356643

It is quite fitting since Rhodesians never die.

>> No.16356651

Sit nomine digna

>> No.16356666


>> No.16356682

Calm down Satan, just conjure them up with meme magic

>> No.16356690

This sounds dangerously like a greentext/blog from the perspective of the hobo

>> No.16356703

>not pairing the hobo with roach chan

you had one job

>> No.16356705
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Are Shoggoths capable of flight?

>> No.16356709

Mega-Satan, I'm sorry. I'm just drinking my morning coffee, I'll get something done today I swear on me mum.

>> No.16356715

No, but sometimes they look like they float.

They all float

>> No.16356716

If you throw them hard enough anybody is

>> No.16356717

If you throw them hard enough.

>> No.16356722

>pairing the hobo with anyone other than Charon-chan

>> No.16356724
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Being rude to a Shog is like being rude to a Kiki. Shit doesn't check out.

>> No.16356725

Get the fuck outa here dads.

>> No.16356730

>No Shoggoth maid to wake up up with the sight of her jiggly purple ass riding your dick every morning.
Damn it.

How did you both have the same thought?

>> No.16356734

>How did you both have the same thought?
We are the borg. Resistance is futile.

>> No.16356735

This happened to me last thread too.
Somewhere out there my long lost twin is also posting in this thread.

>> No.16356736

with our hive mind

>> No.16356737

Honestly, I'd rather wake up to her sleeping on my shoulder while muttering my name in her sleep

>> No.16356738

Get your shitty meme out of here.

>> No.16356740


>> No.16356742

I'm scared.

I changed my mind, some days waking up to this would be godlike. I mean there'll still be days where I'm greeted with plump shog ass, but some days you just want to cuddle your adorable meido.

>> No.16356743

Anal with a Shoggoth would be amazing.

>> No.16356746

>no shoggoth maid to fill to the brim with juice


>> No.16356755

>suck out my blood genitally
What the fuck.

>> No.16356758
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Inverted Shoggoth Nipples

>> No.16356759
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Charon is not a shitty meme, don't be rude.

>> No.16356774

Especially considering she can shapeshift her body however she wants. Which means she can be as tight as she wants.

>No shoggoth maid wrapping her legs and arms around you begging for "More, more, more!"
I feel you.

Charon is for tender loving sex with someone who cares for her and can support her.

>> No.16356777

>and can support her
But she's got a job though.

>> No.16356779

And that means that her husband gets to leech off her like a parasite?
No no no anon, if you want a waifu you need to get a job.

>> No.16356782

I just keep thinking about baking cookies with the waifu. This is unhealthy.

>> No.16356783

But she lives on her ferry. Can't I work with her?

>> No.16356791

hold on, if shoggoth maids can create edible food, can they create "artificial" items like the raging shrooms?

>tfw shog keeps prickling you with manticore barbs and feeding shrooms to keep going for second rounds

>> No.16356798

Shogs can only form objects from their mass, not food.

>> No.16356800

Or Demon Realm items for that matter.

>> No.16356803

>if shoggoth maids can create edible food
They can?
To my knowledge they can only create objects, and that object is, at the end of the day, still them.
So if they created food from themselves, you'd be eating them, not whatever they made it out to look like.

>> No.16356805

They can form organs, too.

>> No.16356818
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>But she's got a job
Hades pays shit for how many hours she works, no overtime, no holidays off, and most of the people she ferries are stiffs when it comes to tipping. Someone has to help her pay the rent.

>> No.16356820

What rent? The ferry has been in her family since times immemorial.
No, seriously. There was already a ferryman in the Epic of Gilgamesh for fuck's sake.

>> No.16356822

Lemme guess, does she have the graveyard shift?

>> No.16356834

I'm watching the second season of planet earth. Man, Jaguars are tough. Also, a Capybara girl could be cool.

>> No.16356837
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>Implying she lives in the boat
Contrary to rumors she does have an apartment. She may just come home most nights and immediately pass out on her bed, but she has a roof over her head and would probably appreciate her boyfriend helping to put something other than instant food in the fridge.
You think you're clever, fucker?

>> No.16356838

>she does have an apartment
The house on the haunted hill?

>> No.16356856

>You think you're clever, fucker?
Yeah I do, but that's just my two cents.

>> No.16356857


I think that's the first time I've seen Charon smiling.

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>> No.16356883

Some of the best TV to come out.

>> No.16356889
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No, you yutz. It's a little one bedroom place up the road from the docks. It was furnished, so that's nice, but she has to pay for internet.
More than she was getting tipped by some people at her old second job.

>> No.16356891

Bunny braid! Gonna tie her hands with it while I ram her bunny-butt!

>> No.16356896

Wow, it sounds like she's had a rough time. No wonder she's always wearing such a grave expression.

>> No.16356910
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Rabbit girls are the best.

>> No.16356911
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She probably doesn't like wearing her old uniform, but maybe if you save up enough where she can afford a weekend off, she'll dust it off for you. Or maybe you just want to skip to the good stuff?

>> No.16356916

I don't think I'm paying for it. I'm just taking it.

>> No.16356931

>No shoggoth maid who sudden slips back into her 'native' tongue mid-coitus

>> No.16356935
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"Ara Ara~ You summoned me? So, what fantasy shall I fulfil in the hormone addled mind of yours?"

>> No.16356942

Lady I'm 24 in a couple months, there's no hormone addling here. I just want to be held at night.

>> No.16356944

Kill me quickly and painlessly.

>> No.16356945


I just want someone to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be alright.

>> No.16356948

"Can I just get a hug? I've had a rough few months and I'm just so tired."

>> No.16356949


>> No.16356955

I'm incredibly depressed and want to die is that too much to ask for?

>> No.16356958

>Sorry, I must have made a typo when making the circle. I wanted your younger sister.

>> No.16356960

So lonely.

>> No.16356978

I need a loan to buy a car

>> No.16356981

Why not ask a tanuki? I've heard that they're almost eager to loan money to the boyims.

>> No.16356988

>No monster girl to rape you to death
Even death in this world sucks

>> No.16356992
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"Whaddya want Onii-chan?"

>> No.16356996

Your ASS

>> No.16356998

I don't want to sell my soul, I just want a decent interest rate. That's why I came to you now you said you would fulfill my fantasies and I want a decent loan so I can buy a car, so chop chop

>> No.16357002

>I want you to sit on my lap while we play video games together

>> No.16357004

>You'll never take a loan from a CC shortstack Tanuki Ojou-sama in desperation to keep your apartment.
>She'll never agree to pay your rent for you for the rest of your life if you just agree to one condition.
>You'll never learn that condition when you wake up the next morning to find her lazing around on your couch in nothing but her undewear.
>"The catch was that that was a marriage contract bo~ya. Now come here and let's solidify our marriage."

>> No.16357015

I wanted to ask you out on a date, you know to see if we have good chemistry and possibly start a relationship cause I know that you have a crush on me. Also you're super cute and I'd like to cuddle with you in bed especially since it's a bit chilly this time of year.

>> No.16357020

Why is she wearing such ridiculously small clothing?

>> No.16357021

>sell my soul
That's cute. Just your body.

>> No.16357034
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Her clothes aren't THAT small, though most demons wear small clothes to accentuate their curves. Her ass is just that phat.

>> No.16357037

It's much too lewd for a girl like her!

>> No.16357040
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Is it okay for a girl like this, then?

>> No.16357043

Yes, the blue one is too innocent for clothing like what she is wearing.

>> No.16357047

I love fat asses.

>> No.16357050

She could take the inappropriate clothing off if you want.

>> No.16357056

I'm not falling for that trick.

>> No.16357066
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What trick? If Onii-chan doesn't want her to wear her naughty clothes, she'll get rid of them. Then she can sit in your lap while you play with your joystick.

>> No.16357068


>> No.16357082

You know, between this and the other one that was posted, I really do prefer this one. Maybe a loli semen demon isn't so bad.

>> No.16357084

Just let it happen

>> No.16357085

I refuse.

>> No.16357087

So does that mean witches with small breasts are weak or hard working?

>> No.16357090

They'll tie you down and sit on your lap

>> No.16357093

It means they're wasting magic to keep that shitty sabbath spell going.

>> No.16357094

Only if they wear proper clothing.

>> No.16357097
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You know they'll get what they want eventually. Why not just drop the innuendos and pump some blueberry butt?

>> No.16357102
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Is this better? Now she can cheer you on as you try to beat your high score!

>> No.16357105

Come now, I said small not perflat. There's no need for them be lolis otherwise, either.

The question we must ask now is, would holst milk boost their magic reserves?

>> No.16357109

Meant for >>16357094

>> No.16357111

No, lolis are not for sexual things.

They are for platonic love and happy times. Especially loli Liches.

>> No.16357118
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Anon, you summoned her using a dark ritual with the intent to sell yourself to her to fulfill your desires. She's not gonna let all these costumes and oil go to waste.

>> No.16357123

Going to make dinner for that short stack

>> No.16357124
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But sex is the happiest time for a loli

>> No.16357129

>Anon, you summoned her using a dark ritual
I wonder if some underage faggot from /x/ is going to be the first one to open the portal and accidentally end up with some prime lilim ass?

>> No.16357132

But I would never summon a demon.

No, the happiest a loli can be is when she is having platonic fun with her older brother.

>> No.16357134

>Earth-man! Take me to your leader!
>Y-y-you're looking at him....

>> No.16357136

>Censors nipples
>But not cum-drooling vagina
Have a nice trip, anon.

>> No.16357141


Lolis should only dick their onii-chan

>> No.16357152

>Lolis should only dick their onii-chan

Found the alp

>> No.16357154

>Lolis should only dick their onii-chan
Wait a minute...

Delicious heckpup. Now we just need a twin for that one.

>> No.16357166

That come out wrong

>> No.16357210

big flat cat tats

>> No.16357220
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Lolis are not for lewd!

In public

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Would you?

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>> No.16357253

No! No more /tv/ memes!

>> No.16357259

>Kind of cute
>Nice butt
>Spores send you on a trip
>Won't turn you into a mushroom cum pump

>> No.16357326

Sure. She's better than an MGE Matango.

>> No.16357397

MG version of The Thing when?

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Why'd you want that?

>> No.16357400

Never, now stop trying to start shit.

>> No.16357449

What would a Shoggoth wear on her day off?

>> No.16357455

The veil of madness.

>> No.16357461

I thought they saved that for their special day!

>> No.16357466

Why wouldn't you?

>> No.16357486

No, you're thinking of the negligee of befuddlement.

>> No.16357502
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Real heroes don't need magical artifacts or shounen-tier hidden potential. They just need someone to believe in them.

Just think of it as the perfect handicap.

>> No.16357510

But they don't anon!
For every Tanuki succes story out there, there is an untold story of a Tanuki failing, screwing up and ending up in the gutters! They hide in the alleys in their tattered clothes, ready to try and convince passerby's of a scheme which in reality is just a complicated begging attempt!

You just don't notice them due to the Ushi Oni's, Manticores and other strong Monstergirls who hang around there and take all the attention!

>> No.16357525

I'd take one of those tanukis home with me.
Gonna give her a bath and a hot meal.

>> No.16357546

>Kitsune from Korea who feels like she has to convince people she's not a Kumiho

>> No.16357556

Remember to not beliver the kumihos' lies.

>> No.16357577

Sure, she's just a Kitsune who really likes the taste of liver

>> No.16357598

Those sure are sharp teeth she has though.

>> No.16357615

I'd let a Kumiho eat my liver, it's a great way of showing love

>> No.16357634

What are the monstergirl search statistic for husbando age?

>> No.16357643

What does that mean? Search on dating sites, Google or something?

>> No.16357653

A graph for men's age that monstergirls seek most

>> No.16357680

As long as it's a human guy, they are gine with it.
The variance would be too great because they just want someone to cuddle regardless of age.

>> No.16357681

I'd say it starts low at age 0 then slowly increases until puberty age then shoots up at around 16 and stays very high until 50 then slowly goes down

Monster girls are fine with every age really

>> No.16357704

Makes you wonder what are the statistic for waifus.
I know I would go for 16-30 monster girls giving a preference for monsters in their twenties.If I didn't have a waifu.

>> No.16357718

Age wise, I think MGs don't age at the same as humans, so a Mamono that is physically 20 could be 200 years old. We must be ready for monster girls who haven't lost their virginity for over a hundred years.

>> No.16357727

Lolis should only dick younger shotas

>> No.16357730

Well shit I forgot about that. I sure my dragon wasn't lying when she said she was 20 while she is actually 250. But i would still love her so I guess it doesn't matter.

>> No.16357753

MG age doesn't matter at all, you have slimes who are perfectly fine as soon as they're born and you have thousands years old undeads and other powerful species who are prime dating material
Hell, we even negative age thanks to Humpty Egg

>> No.16357782

>MG husbandos a man
>He only lives a fraction of her lifetime

>> No.16357796

This is why we need mamono mana

>> No.16357799
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No need to bicker on about the age of a Monster Girl! A Mamono is fine at any age, be it a smug and haughty ara Lilim, or a Dom shoggy reputed to be hundreds of thousands of years old!

>> No.16357806

But what if my waifu is an old hag?

>> No.16357812

>We must be ready for monster girls who haven't lost their virginity for over a hundred years
Same goes for them amirite lads

>> No.16357821

A mamono of older age is the best.

I want an much older CC to kidnap and rape me into her husband

>> No.16357822

Monstergirls will only arrive long after we're extinct

>> No.16357868

>no wide hipped, thicc thigh'd, large busted, fat ass, motherly dragon who makes you feel warm and loved

>> No.16357875
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Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh

Heh heh heh heh

>> No.16357878

That would be weird. My waifu would only work if she's young, thinking about a 200 years old dragon being cheerful and of that is kinda weird. If she is an Otohime then it's fine but my dragon is just a vanilla one.

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Check out this cute kitten I picked up today, dude!

>> No.16357892

Wock is on her quest to save all the dragon eggs, but she needs to pay the tanukis first.

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I found this funny tied up wolf girl.

>> No.16357919

Cats suck, "dude".

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I found two funny wolves and a funny lady. I want to touch them all.

>> No.16357939

It's a fact that dragons lie about their age constantly, I wouldn't trust any Dragon who claimed to be less than 200 unless I personally saw her when she was still a whelp

>> No.16357954

>Lilim waifu has lived a privileged life
>Never had to