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She was taken from us too soon.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.16375022
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Be nice to your maids

>> No.16375086

NO!

>> No.16375102

F

>> No.16375103

>>16374983
Rest in piece quality snek.

>> No.16375109
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>>16374983

I'm calling MGC Security on you! They will not be happy!

>> No.16375117
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Now she just needs to be resurrected by a Lich and turned into a thick Wightsnek with a plump Lamiass.

>> No.16375119

>>16374983
Remember everyone. Monster girls also die.

>> No.16375126

>>16375119
Not if Undead Kingdoms have anything to say about it.

>> No.16375131
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>>16375117
Wightsnek you say?

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16375134

>Anubis Daughterus getting posted places
Ah, my heart. What a lovely day this is.

>> No.16375139

>>16375131
I wish that artist would have done more to blend Undead features with Apophis features.

>> No.16375145
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>>16336603
https://files.catbox.moe/okjuza.png

>> No.16375147

>>16374983
I'm noticing a trend of reptile girls getting bad ends.

Well, two examples isn't a trend, but you get what I mean

>> No.16375149

>>16375145
Nice addition.
Cute penguin too.

>> No.16375157

>>16375145
ProtoKikis would look best with fluffy inner-ear tufts.

>> No.16375158
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>>16375131
No, the other kind.

>> No.16375161

>>16375131
We need to have this done to a shirohebi. When you plaster her in semen she can be your white wight white snek. And also on your wedding.

>> No.16375167

>>16375134
That's one cute daughteru. You have great taste.
>tfw no Anubis daughteru to spoil and raise

>> No.16375170

>>16375134
That Mamanubis doesn't look busty at all.

>> No.16375184
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16375184

Foxes with guns

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>>16375184
My favourite.

>> No.16375196
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>>16375184
Communist foxes with guns

>> No.16375197

>>16375145
You're a treasure

>> No.16375200

>>16375196
For whatever reason, I seem to have a number of foxes with commiebloc weapons. Don't know why

>> No.16375201

>>16375200
because it's cute!

>> No.16375203
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>>16375196
Communist crabs

>> No.16375204

>>16374983
>>16375184
Dammit, I come to these threads to escape the tragic hypocrisy of gun culture

>> No.16375205

>>16375196
I don't think those are monstergirls at all. They just have hoods with cat/fox-shaped ears.

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>>16375200
Because you know it's the right thing, comrade.

>> No.16375209

>>16375204
Get a load of this sod

>> No.16375214
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>>16375204
Go be a faggot somewhere else then

>> No.16375215

>>16375205
They have animal ears I think, but not tails.

>> No.16375216

>>16375200
Its because all foxes are communist secretly.

Just dont be caught in illegal activity comrade, or else either the KGB or army has a way to get you to stop. You become a communal husband to make more foxes for the state.

>> No.16375219

>>16375196
>Commies

Don't make me post the nazi wolfu

>> No.16375221

>>16375216
But what if I want fascist foxes instead?

>> No.16375222

>>16375216
Fucking hell I hate commies
Seriously, though, I have a bunch of elves and wolves being Natsoc and a bunch of commie foxes. Why is that

>> No.16375232

Jeez, with all this talk of communism, I need a Griffon dressed like a sheriff wearing an american flag like Clint Eastwood wears his coat thing in a Fistful of Dollars

>> No.16375237
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>>16375232
That would be awesome as fuck to see, especially with the 20th coming up.
And fuckin' hell, these lovely ladies only have one piece of fanart.

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>>16375232
how about a baka wurm instead

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it is my duty to go on a suicide mission and impregnate scp 682

why you say? why the hell not? i got nothing to lose

>> No.16375245

>>16375239
That's pretty good too.

I would totally read a Dr.Seuss book to her

>> No.16375248

>>16375245
She would become emotionally invested in the fate of stacked turtles

>> No.16375250

>>16375237
Only one?!

That's a damn shame..

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16375262

>>16374983
I love my ocean paladin

>> No.16375263

>>16375248
To be honest, I'd love it if she'd start speaking in rhymes.

Hopefully, she doesn't try to rhyme something with orange

>> No.16375265

>>16375240

why not scp 999? or scp 085?

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Are you man enough to play the pocky game with a lolioni?

>> No.16375271

>>16375269
I want Ibaraki-Douji to sit on my face.

>> No.16375272

>>16375269
>Playing the Pocky game with a loli*
Tell her to come back in a few years when she's grown up. Also pat her head for extra insult to injury.

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>>16375269
>lolioni
no, big oni's best oni's. I wanna be ones slave!

>> No.16375277
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>>16375275
Big muscly girls are so great

>> No.16375285

>>16375275
Why are big, strong girls so lovely?

>> No.16375286

>>16375275
More like Aka-nee, am I right?

>> No.16375290

How do I attract a hell hound as quickly as possible?

>> No.16375293

>>16375265
>scp-085
m8 if we could fuck drawings I 100% guarantee you that none of us here would waste it fucking some random girl when we could draw our waifus

>> No.16375296

>>16375293
>we could draw our waifus
Well there's one gigantic flaw in the logic.

>> No.16375297

>>16375290
BBQ brisket
They love the smell of it

>> No.16375302
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>>16375290
set yourself up for an instant loss situation by claiming there's no way you could get caught by/lose to a hellhound
>>16375297 if you want more than one

>> No.16375303

>>16375290
Step 1: Tie steaks to your body, raw or otherwise
Step 2: Whip your dick out
Step 3: Run around like a dumbass and hope that one notices you

May attract other girls

>> No.16375305

>>16375275
I want one to be the big spoon in our too small bed.

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>>16375305

>> No.16375318

>>16374983
was the fairy in on it?

>> No.16375320

>>16375275
>mfw I want a girl smaller than me, but I want a girl bigger than me at the same time

Help

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16375323

What is it like to be a werebat?

>> No.16375325

>>16375320
>Help
You'll want to consult the nearest bicorn/nurarihon for that one, m8.

>> No.16375329

>>16375308
Big, muscle cuddle monster girls are the greatest.


Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, bask in the glory of muscle.

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>>16375329
>ywn have a muscled up oni bonk you on the head and drag you back to her home as her personal slave
it hurts more than any pelvic injuries ever could

>> No.16375343

>>16375337
>I'll never be stalled and hunted by a 7 foot jinko with rippling muscles and pounced upon
Why live

>> No.16375346

>>16375343
Stalked*

>> No.16375348

>>16375329
Nah, fuck off

>> No.16375350

>>16375337
>>16375343
>>16375329
>>16375308
>>16375305
big spooning big girls>small spooning big girls > little spooning little girls > big spooning little girls.

>> No.16375356

>>16375337
>>16375343
Oni chief and dire jinko, which one will take home anon?

>> No.16375357

>>16375343
>I'll never have a muscular Hellhound help me get strong

Curse this shameful reality I exist in

>> No.16375359

>>16375350
Good taste.

Big spooning big monster girls is fantastic.

>>16375348
Someone seems grumpy this evening.

Has our canadian king returned to us?

>> No.16375364

>no ripped dragon to milk me dry every day as part of her exercise

>> No.16375369

>No Athletic Salamander to make me believe in the her that believes in me

>> No.16375370

>>16375356
Fingers crossed for dire jinko

>> No.16375372

>>16375356
I'll try to fight the chief, she'll be the biggest and muscleiest, and when she enslaves me I'll get to spend everyday rubbing her down with the silkiest oils and creams and bathing her, cooking and cleaning and being her "toy"

>> No.16375376

>>16375370
Likewise

>> No.16375380

>>16375370
>>16375372
The answer is they fight each other till they can't continue and decided to take you together

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>>16375369
Row row fight the powah!

>> No.16375387

>>16375380
That is simply smashing!

.....Almost like how your pelvis is gonna end up

>> No.16375388

>>16375385
Aw hell yeah!
Now we're talkin'!

>> No.16375392

I'm gonna get a meido MG and tell her to get bigger and stronger than any other MG. If she's a REAL good maid, she'll do it.

>> No.16375403

>>16375392
careful, that could backfire if she gets big enough she could decide to make you HER meido

>> No.16375405

>>16375385
>salamander Kamina and wendigo Simon

That might just work.

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>>16375204
Bang bang, dude!

>> No.16375409

>>16375405
Sounds like a dream team, if you ask me.

>> No.16375411

>>16375405
What would Yoko be?

>> No.16375415

>>16375411
Human sniper?

>> No.16375417

>>16375411
Shit, We I forgot that

>> No.16375423

>>16375403
What kind of shitty maid tries to turn the tables on her master?

>> No.16375428

>>16375415
Human (male) sniper
Part horse in some places

I'm as disappointed as you are

>> No.16375433

>>16375423
Well.
She got drunk on power.
Sometimes, It may be necessary to remind her who is the MASTAH in this relationship

>> No.16375438

>>16375428
Fine, but don't let 'em kiss Salamander.

>> No.16375466

>>16375433
Well if she manages to do what I tell her to, I imagine all the dickings I'll be giving her will keep her nice and complacent

>> No.16375475

>>16375466
Even if she achieves a power beyond conventional understanding, she still can't beat the dick.

>> No.16375486
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so I told this wendigo to try a drill attack from a tall tree, let's see what happens.

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16375489

Is your waifu fit for the sandy beaches? Would you go if Pharaoh made a section for nudist on the beach?

>> No.16375490

>>16375486
Oh god, she's gonna end up like that one cosmic wurm flying through the cosmos

>> No.16375491

>>16375475
That's right. Even if she gets so strong she could beat the demon lord and chief god, no one can beat the dick.

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>> No.16375494

>>16375492
OH GOD HERE IT COMES

>> No.16375495
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>>16375489
yes actually, turns out cows and beaches go well together

>> No.16375496
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>> No.16375500

>>16375491
And that's why we love our monster girls.
Even if she transcends the bounds and limits of reality, she'll always love you.

>> No.16375503

>>16375486
Did you draw that? Nice stuff if so.

>> No.16375507

>>16375492
>>16375496
Gremlins should design pilotable mechs for Wendigos

>> No.16375510

>>16375489
Well, she'd be embarrassed to high hell at exposing herself to everyone else, but I'm sure she'd get right into the swing of things after awhile.

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>>16375408
>Spent cartridges are longer than the magazine
pls.

Also big muscle wolfus.

>> No.16375513

>>16375496
Well, at least she didn't fly off into the cosmos.
Through the planet

>> No.16375517

>>16375511
i wanna bust a nut on her abs and see what she does

>> No.16375522

>>16375507
Well Wendigos are inside of their tree coat, which could pilot a mech, while that mech pilots another, bigger mech.

>> No.16375524

The more I think about it, the more I realize I don't want to be raped by a monster.

>> No.16375526

>>16375511
My, oh my,
That is an impressive frame.

>> No.16375527

>>16375524
faggot, being attacked and brutally raped by a monster is a sign of a patrician

>> No.16375528 [DELETED] 

>>16375524
What are gay?

>> No.16375535

>>16375524
Really?
Quite frankly their sexual predatory instincts is what I love about them.

Sure an Ushi-Oni will pounce on you and ravage your dick, but hey you know that at the end of the day, she'll genuinely appreciate you.And your dick, that too

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>>16375535
spider cows sure seem predatory, and i love it

>> No.16375543

>>16375489
i think my waifu would leave glass paw prints all over the shore line, she'd drag me to the nudist portion of the beach

>> No.16375546

>>16375541
If the happening happened and an Ushi was barreling straight towards me, I'd just run to her, make it easier for both parties involved.

And we'd laugh at the normies, as they witness this bizzare primal sex

>> No.16375548

>>16375543
>glass paw prints
Erm, could you fill a guy in on what that means?

>> No.16375551

>>16375546
>the happening wont happen or be mg related
this world sucks

>> No.16375556

>>16375551
According to the multiverse theory, there's universe where it happened.

Fuck you, other world me

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>>16375526
Isn't it just?

>> No.16375568

>>16375557
Putting muscular girls in feminine outfits is abso-fuckin-lutely fantastic

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>>16375568

>> No.16375575

>>16375548
He means she's going to get so hot she melts the sand into glass. That or one very excited zapwolf is discharging everywhere.

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>tfw no tsundere class rep wight with long, silver drill hair to help me with my studies, swearing it's because she's a believer of "noblesse oblige" and nothing else

>> No.16375582

>>16375574
i wanna crawl under that dress and lick her abs raw

>> No.16375583

>>16375577
Wights get far less love than Liches, which simultaneously does and doesn't surprise me.

Hell, Liches are even drawn to be more thicc than Wights on occasion.

>> No.16375584

>>16375575
That's pretty neat, actually

>> No.16375586

>>16375557
>>16375568
>"Jeez, why are you making me wear this girly stuff. It doesn't suit me at all."
>"W-What the hell are you say, calling me beautiful...stupid..."
Nice

>> No.16375587

>>16375574
Yep, I was hoping for that kind of expression

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16375596

>>16374983
We can rebuild her.

We have the technology.

>> No.16375601

>>16375583
Worry not, for the flow of time is dumb, and perhaps we shall be blessed with more love for them.

Also, maybe we can get some who look like 1950s actresses

>> No.16375603

>>16375596
>Not!pubes
Surprisingly lewd. horse fronts really are embarrassing.

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>>16375586

>> No.16375607

>>16375596
Yeah, she'll be good as new.

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>>16375605

>> No.16375611

>>16375608
That's fucking ugly, don't waste images on that shit

>> No.16375613

>TFW you've slain the flesh-eating abomination that is Cath Palug, united the feuding clans of the north, defended the realm from marauding Northmen, earned your place as the de-facto King of Aeron and Gododdin and the High-King's right hand and your Dragon waifu STILL bitches about how she wanted to find a pretty bishounen Prince, but all the good ones were taken so she wound up with some bastard pagan warlord like you instead.

>> No.16375618

>>16375613
Time to whip it out.
Even the most frenzied or bitchy in this case dragon can't beat the dick.

>> No.16375622

>>16375613
>Politely remind her that all of the bishie princes alped during the Forever War ten winters ago
>Proceed to pillage the waifu and remind her that ultimately she's just a female lizard
>Also remind her that she hasn't birthed enough daughters for you to form a family raiding party yet.

>> No.16375626

I can't wait to swear a vow of chastity and practice asceticism so that I can become a righteous Paladin and slay the evil monsters that would threaten humanity.

>> No.16375629

>>16375622
>All the bishie princes alped
Huh, says a lot about 'em

>> No.16375632

>>16375626
Anon, somewhere, out there, a succubus just got aroused at the idea of corrupting you

>> No.16375635

>>16375629
You don't maintain your hair THAT well without being a little gay. You just don't.

Damned good senses of fashion once they turned though.

>> No.16375641

>>16375635
>maintain hair that well
>a little gay
>looks a hair in mirror

Fuck, I need my waifu

>> No.16375643

>>16375632
I an incorrigible! You will not stay my hand, for it is that of holy right.

>> No.16375644

>>16375641
You realize a waifu is a catalyst to alping if you have the homogay, right?

>>16375643
>I an incorrigible!
So is she. You were made for each other!

>> No.16375647

>>16375643
Heed my words good sir!
For not just any mother fucker can resist bountiful bussoms and robust derrieres!
For the sake of everyone, I'll stop, but honestly, I'd like to see how long you could go in an MG world

>> No.16375652

>>16375644
I-I don't have the h-homogay!
I love Boobs to much to lose the ability to put my penis inbetween 'em!

>> No.16375653

>>16375644
>>16375647
My god will protect me in return for my faithful piety.

>> No.16375655

I want to help my Kobold daughteru put on one of her black latex catsuits! Then I'm going to hold her close and cuddle her under the covers while gently stroking the back of her head because it's really cold out, and it gets a little lonely when my waifu has to stay overnight at work.

>> No.16375657

>>16375653
Wait, who's your god?
Is she cool/and or cute?

>> No.16375668

>>16375655
KDF, that's adorable, you dog diddler, you...

>> No.16375671

>>16375655
I want to lead the police raid that arrests you and takes your kid away from you KDF you sick fuck

>> No.16375673

>>16375671
Well this escalated.

>> No.16375679

>>16375673
You have your DOG-THEMED kid in a CATSUIT. You deserve it. I don't care that you're fucking her

>> No.16375681

>>16375679
Whoops, should have clarified that I'm not KDF

>> No.16375686

>>16375657
As any good Paladin should, the diety I worship is Tyr.

>> No.16375692

>>16375668
Hey thanks anon! I don't diddle any actual dogs though.

>>16375671
Anon that's silly, I've committed no crimes so the police can't even arrest me, let alone take my daughteru away!

>>16375679
I'm right here anon. Catsuit doesn't imply dressing her up as a feline, that's a Cat Suit! I'm not about to get my daughteru all species-confused.

>> No.16375696

>>16375686
That's real neato.

Now go unto the world brave fool!
A'ight who wants to make bets on what he gets husbando'd by

>> No.16375704

>>16375692
Well, aren't Kobolds technically dog-like?
I kinda just put two and two together.

>> No.16375707

>>16375145
I'm surprised that barely anyone here noticed this.

>> No.16375709

>>16375704
Yes of course they are, but a catsuit is completely species-neutral piece of clothing!

>> No.16375710

>>16375696
I'm betting werewolf. He's not even making it out of the low-level areas and they'll be in heat soon.

>> No.16375714

>>16375707
OH WOW.
I'm dumb for not checking that

>> No.16375719

>>16375709
Just asking for the sake of general context for me calling you a dog diddler, y'know?

>> No.16375721

>>16375710
I dunno he just ran into the woods.
Maybe he'll settle down with a nice grizzly?

>> No.16375735

>>16375719
Oh, okay. They are dog like, bit they're not dogs! When you say 'dog' the first thing I think is animal dog, not Kobold.

>> No.16375740

>>16375735
Well, didn't somebody call you a canine cuddler some time ago?
That one sounds better anyways, and makes more sense that what I wrote, in hindsight

>> No.16375745

>>16375714
It always saddens me when the threads don't notice new OC.

>> No.16375747

>>16375613
>>16375622

>The jeweled pendant your neck begins to thrum.
>"Hey, Bastard."
>Oh, you don't need this right now...
>"Err... Sweetie, this really isn't a good ti-"
>"Make time. We need to talk."
>"Kinda in the middle of something right n-"
>"Oh, Anon the Whoreson is too busy to talk to a DRAGON. What are the odds?"
>"Sweetie, I REALLY can't-"
>"Y'know, my mother warned me about men like you. 'Find a nice little Bishie!' she said, 'They're so perfect!' she said, but instead I wound up with with some crude THING like you, and she won't even talk to me anymore!"
>"DAMMIT, I am fighting the Hounds of Annwyn. Do we HAVE to do this now?"
>"Oh, so on top of everything you've got yourself some Hellhound floozy now too, huh!?"
>"NO, Sweetie. HELLHOUNDS are big, black and cuddly. The HOUNDS OF ANNWYN are just giant white dogs that FUCKING EAT PEOPLE!"
>"You... you don't have to shout..."
>"Well CLEARLY I do if I want you to understand me!"
>"..."
>"..."
>"...When are you coming home?"
>You sigh a little.
>"Give it a week."
>"That's what you said last week."
>"Yeah, well, the Silurians weren't being eaten by Other-Worldly Murder-Dogs last week."
>"Oh..."
>"Yeah."
>"..."
>"..."
>"...Love yooou~"
>"Love you, too."

>> No.16375749

>>16375710
>>16375721
Silence, you philistines! I will not be vanquished by mere beasts of the forest.
I will be renowned as a slayer of evil dragons! Err... wyverns.
They still count!

>> No.16375752

>>16375745
Yeah, and it's some pretty damn good art too...
Ah well, hopefully everyone else will notice it as time goes on

>> No.16375753

>>16375740
Yes, plus Canine Cuddler sounds nicer too.

>> No.16375755

>>16375753
Great, then we've reached a consensus then.

>> No.16375759
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16375765

>>16375747
Is this what love looks like?

>> No.16375766

>>16375749
>Evil dragons
>Her wing was broken along with half of her body
Mercy kills don't count and you know it.

>>16375765
This is what old love looks like. They sound a lot like an elderly/middle-aged couple

>> No.16375768

>>16375752
>Ah well, hopefully everyone else will notice it as time goes on
Even with this conversation it seems that only you've noticed it so far.

>> No.16375770

>>16375759
Anon, where were you earlier when we were in the dumps about muscular MGs not being around?

>> No.16375775

>>16375749
Word of advice, steer clear of swords, suits of armor and chests you find in dungeons. Pretty lame way to go for a paladin of justice, y'know?

>> No.16375793
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16375793

Milkmaid?

>> No.16375807

>>16375768
Maybe we should mention that a Kikimora is grinding against a table for sexual gratification?

>> No.16375808

>>16375766
Who do you think shattered the vile creature's wing?
>>16375775
>swords, suits of armor and chests
Obviously! A Paladin has no need of stolen goods!

>> No.16375812

>>16375793
She seems like a nice gal!

>> No.16375816

>>16375808
But what if a horny wizard sends you on a quest to find him a "special chest"?
What ho, Warrior?!

>> No.16375830

>>16375816
I kill him where he stands for heresy.

>> No.16375834

>>16375830
Damn, son.
That's pretty intense.

>> No.16375855

>>16375793
Seeing kikis with their ears perked up is so weird.

Adorably weird.

>> No.16375862

>>16375855
It really is.
Kinda makes them look just a little more elegant.

>> No.16375863

>>16375834
Deus vult, nigga.

>> No.16375880
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>>16375793
actual "milk"maid

>> No.16375894

>>16375863
I'm sorry, are we gonna have a nigga moment?
https://youtu.be/KuYd9pA8LIY

>> No.16375917

>>16375759
Anon sat solemnly, unsure of what to do next. He had hoped that his partially encrypted message would be understood by at least one of the hundreds of anons browsing this thread.

"Oh, Anon..." Tap, tap, tap. The unsettling rattle of the door reverberated throughout Anon's cold, concrete prison. "Are you hungry? It's almost dinner time."

No, Anon prayed in complete silence. No more dinner time, no more! His teeth were clenched, his eyes were shaking, but the nightmare refused to end.

The door flung open with a pained wail. Blinding light burned the silhouette of Anon's captor into his retinae. No god or angel could save him now. This was his hell to suffer.

A soft, fleshy lump found its way between Anon's trembling lips. "Go on, Anon. Eat your dinner."

Anon groaned, and shook his head. Anything, ANYTHING but this. The holstaurus refused to leave him be. With bovine strength, she squeezed open Anon's jaw, and forced her tit inside. "Eat. Now." She demanded.

Fearing for his life, Anon obeyed. A torrent of sweet, fatty nectar poured into his mouth, and down his throat, much to the holstaurus's pleasure. To Anon, the taste was unbearable. Her milk was his only meal, four times a day, seven days a week. Even seeing her breast made Anon want to vomit.

Completely at the holstaurus's mercy, Anon continued. Seconds felt like minutes, and minutes, hours. The sound of her labored breaths grated against his ears. Finally, dinner had ended.

"Good boy, Anon! You drank a lot."

Next thread, Anon thought, next thread, they'll understand. They'll find my location, they'll call the police. I'll be saved. I will be saved.

Clinging to that small sliver of hope, Anon fell asleep.

>> No.16375923
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>>16375917
Dunno bout that anon but sounds like a dream to me

>> No.16375924

>>16375917
So his tormented soul is what leads him to perpetually state that remark...

>> No.16375927

>>16375923
Is neopolitan an option?

>> No.16375935

Is it okay to drink Holstaurus milk as long as you don't drink it from the source? Or does it have ill effects?

>> No.16375939

>>16375935
It's fine and healthy for you.
.....I think.

>> No.16375946

>>16375939
t. Holstaurus

do not believe their lies

>> No.16375949
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>>16375927
If you meet a tiny Shortstack Cow like this, sure.

>> No.16375953

>>16375946
Then answer this, fellow anon:
Who else could provide me with nourishment in that form?

>> No.16375955

>>16375949
At least I have options?

>> No.16375960
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>>16375935
of course its safe, and from the tap is best
>>16375949
>shortstack cow
>not big dire holst or mino
you disgust me

>> No.16375964

>>16375960
>Dire Holst
How big we talking here?

>> No.16375965

>>16375964
6-10 feet, same as a mino

>> No.16375977

>>16375965
As a short person, I need an estimate for how much a MG will dwarf me

>mfw A big, strong Holst will never comfort me through my height dilemma
Dammit all to hell...

>> No.16375979
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>>16375977
as a 5.6 person i prefer my cows to dwarf me

>> No.16375984

>>16375979
There is something comforting about a tall, busty holst that would wait for me at home

>> No.16375995

>>16375979
>>16375977
>>16375965
>No amazonian mino to chill with at home and rest on when sleeping, using her whole body as a bed and her chest as pillows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62C5_wlYXqA

>> No.16376005

Silver for monsters.

>> No.16376007

>>16375995
Yep, that sums up our pain

>> No.16376010

>>16376005
Steel for humans.

>> No.16376023

>>16375995
Correct assessment

>> No.16376033

The feeling of having one's own pelvis shattered during suspended congress shall never surpass the pain and emptiness of never being able to reach out to one's own waifu.

Truly, to exist is to suffer

>> No.16376046

When the fuck is KC gonna make a kuchisake-onna

>> No.16376052

>>16376033
And suffer we shall. Why is it that late at night we always have to face the crushing reality that we sleep, exist and subsequently die alone without the one we love the most?

>> No.16376061

>>16376052
So that we can try to cling on to the thing that keeps us sane.

Which in our case, we found solace in Monster Girls.

>> No.16376067

>>16376061
Do you ever think you'll see your waifu anon? Is your reward for the pain of all this an eternity of loving bliss after death? Or do we die facing the fact that they'll never ever be.

>> No.16376072

>>16376067
Maybe.

See ya later, Space Cowboy...[/spoiler

>> No.16376076

>>16376072
Do you think they knows about us anon? Are they even aware of our love or does the multiverse leave them as with a hole in a heart like ours? Do they spend everyday thinking of their ideal, the person they know is the one, all while avoiding the reality we speak of right now?

>> No.16376080

>It's winter
>Everyday's temperature is below 0°c
>Most monster girls prefer to stay at home this time of the year
>You can finally go for a run without fearing for your virginity
>You bundle up and take an anti-rape spray just in case
>The first 10 minutes of your run go smoothly
>You see no one aside from couples and families playing in the snow
>You relax and enjoy yourself for the first time in a while
>You relax too much and bump into a duo of monster girl
>One of them is a White Horn wearing the most /fa/ outfit you've ever seen
>The other is a 2 meters tall buff Selkie wearing their traditional seal outfit
>You can hear them speaking in some kind of Nordic language
>The White Horn helps you get back to your feet
>They start to argue about something
>By the time you think about running away you're already tightly in the White Horn's embrace
>The more they argue the tighter she pulls you into her chest
>Suddenly the Selkie speaks up
"Cute boy go eat with us?"
>The White horn is bright red and nodding repeatedly
>Looks like you've got no choice

>> No.16376087

>>16376076
In the ever expanding space, known as the multiverse, literally both anything and nothing is possible, however, I'd like to believe that they want to be with us just as much as we wanna be with them.

>> No.16376091

>>16376080
Ah... a moment of levity in this bizarre period of self-induced turmoil.

>> No.16376098

>>16376087
The thought of my waifu experiencing this every night as I do makes the pain all the more.

>> No.16376102
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Good dogs!

>> No.16376103

>>16376098
These kinds of thoughts just pile up throughout the day. Then just hits you like a battering ram before you go to sleep.

>> No.16376105

>>16376102
10/10 would walk again

>> No.16376110

>>16376080
>Looks like you've got no choice
Why not? I'm a nimble and agile runner. Sure the White Horn can outpace me on virtue of speed, but I can navigate far tighter turns and spaces to outmaneuver her pace. The Selkie is of little to no concern as she is unlikely to even be able to keep pace with me.

>> No.16376113

>>16376110
>Deer Drifting

>> No.16376122

>>16376113
Sounds terrifying, but drift as she might she can't enter confined quarters.

>> No.16376129

>>16376122
Antlers will prevent entering small quarters...

>> No.16376155

>>16376102
I don't like that Hellhound hanging around that poor Kobold. She's a terrible influence. That Kobold might start actually Asking for treats!

>> No.16376158

>>16376155
The solution is to kill both of them.
I am a good person.

>> No.16376165

>>16376158
Perfectly logical, but why stop there? Why not kill everyone, you and I included?

>> No.16376167

>>16376158
Please don't hurt the doggos.

>> No.16376168

>>16376165
>you and I
If I die, who will play the executioner?
No, I must stick around until the bitter end.

>> No.16376170

>>16376102
Best friends!

>> No.16376178

>>16376129
>White Horn blocked out of a small alley because of her antler
>She's teary eyed and reaching out for Anon inside

So sad and cute

>> No.16376183

>>16376178
She just wants hugs

>> No.16376187

>>16376178
The best part is he ran from her in fear, but she just wanted a friendly, non-sexual relationship.
Meanwhile a less scrupulous alley-dwelling monster is creeping up behind Anon.
I suppose that's the karmic balance of the world, though.

>> No.16376195

>>16376129
>>16376178
>wait a minute, if White Horns are all girls, why do they have antlers?
>
>"the reindeer is the only cervid species in which females grow them as well as males"
Well, I learned something today.

>> No.16376204

>>16376195
Deer are cool like that

>> No.16376222

I want to make neat things out of a White Horn's shed antlers.

>> No.16376231

>>16376222
I wonder what a white horn would think about a human boy collecting their shed antlers and making something out of them, to give as a gift, or hide in a shrine.

>> No.16376246

>>16376231
I wonder what she'd think of an anonymous gift of intricately carved earrings made of (her) shed antler.

>> No.16376249

>>16376246
A mix of Confusion and Happiness

>> No.16376251

>>16376249
Why confusion? They have lovely, long ears that'd be complimented well by some very flashy earrings.

>> No.16376252

Really wish I could watch the sun rise with the waifu.
She'd probably enjoy the morning sun.

>> No.16376256

>>16376251
Confused at the lovely gesture, I mean.

>> No.16376266

>>16376256
I mean, it's not like I actually like her or anything, I just made them because I had spare time.

>> No.16376315

>>16376266
That's nice of you, to take out some of your free time to make her a gift

>> No.16376317

>Cum-Hungry Tengu Childhood Friend
https://exhentai.org/g/1012604/e2d5545e3b/
Woo. That's pretty good.

>> No.16376326

>>16376315
As long as she realizes I don't have any feelings for her!

>> No.16376328

>>16376317
wtf it's just a picture of a panda lol

>> No.16376340

>>16376317
Tengus must be stopped.

>> No.16376347

>>16376328
You never been on Sadpanda?

>> No.16376351

>>16376317
>What's wrong with your semen?!
>It makes my heart throb and I can't stop feeling happy

I want a monster girl to tell me this so bad
That's probably how they all feel when tasting their husband's semen anyway

>> No.16376358

>>16376351
>That's probably how they all feel when tasting their husband's semen anyway
Do believe that's the point.

>> No.16376363

>>16376340
I dunno man, Tengus are pretty chill
I'd love for Nyotengu to use me as her livestock

This reminds me
>A race called "Daitengu" that is a higher rank variety of crow tengu exists
I hope Daitengus will be a species of STACKED big birds

>> No.16376394
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Remember that Yetis require daily cuddling or they begin to grow depressed. A Yeti's happiness can be measured by the degree of verticality of her ahoge. Please make sure your Yeti is getting the attention she needs.

>> No.16376404

>>16376394
I haven't seen a Yeti yeti.

>> No.16376413

>>16376404
You must be very upseti.

>> No.16376422

>>16376413
I hope he'll get over iti.

>> No.16376427

>>16376422
You fucked it up, fageti.

>> No.16376437

>>16376427
How do you figureti?

>> No.16376444

I want to fucking CUM in a stupid Yeti's hair.
I'll do it while she's sleeping and when she wakes up she won't be able to tell where the smell of semen is coming from and it'll drive her crazy.

>> No.16376445

>>16376252
I thought girls liked romantic sunsets?

>> No.16376453

I just heard a robot call another robot disgusting for saying that centipede was its favorite animal

Does that mean that we have an Automaton vs Oomukade rivalry going on?

>>16376444
That's mean, at least give her a facial if you want to play a prank on her

>> No.16376456

>>16376102
>One is a housebroken pet AND a loyal housewife
>The other is a lean, mean killing machine from the 8th Circle of Hell
>And together... THEY FIGHT CRIME!
Coming June something.

>> No.16376462

>>16376453
>Automaton vs Oomukade
An interesting match. How would it go?

>> No.16376463

>>16376453
The joke is that her hair is white, so even if she looks in a mirror she won't be able to tell what happened.
Instead she'll be sexually frustrated all day.

>> No.16376464

I just discovered that there is a human maid named Kikimora in Puyopuyo. I wonder if MGE Kikimora's maidness is inspired by her, since, afaik, Slavic kikimoras had little to do with maids.

>> No.16376467

>>16376444
Back in elementary school I knew a guy who rubbed his jizz in his hair after jerking off, we all thought he smelled weird and joked he'd been abducted by aliens until we figured out what the smell was.
Don't subject a Yeti to that. Do it to a Wurm, she'll believe she was abducted and probed by aliens if you tell her she was.

>> No.16376468

>>16376445
Nothing is more romantic than staying up all night with your waifu and watching the dark blue sky shift to orange while all the color comes back.

>> No.16376470

>>16376467
Bullying Yetis is the best.

>> No.16376473

>>16376462
Oomukade would be afraid and back off in a corner while Automaton march towards her like the terminator

Venom doesn't work on robots so that makes the match very one sided

>> No.16376477

>>16376473
>Oomukade
>the creature that Dragons are afraid of
>scared of an Automaton because her venom doesn't work
The Stinkypede Tomoko meme has gone too far. Fuck you Alp.

>> No.16376479

>>16376456
>And together... THEY FIGHT CRIME!
At last, the MGE cinematic universe begins.

>> No.16376483

>>16376479
Can't wait for the Chuuni Kunoichi Netflix series.

>> No.16376485

>>16376477
>Stinkypede Tomoko
Sounds good to me.

>> No.16376487

>>16376467
Wurms abducted by aliens would probably destroy their ship.

>> No.16376490

>>16376485
You're the worst.
>>16376487
Not if they were too busy playing with the probulator.

>> No.16376491

>>16376477
That's mythological Oomukade, MGE one isn't all that powerful

>> No.16376498

>>16376491
Yeah, all she has is a gland that secretes foul odours when she's bored.

>> No.16376502

>>16376490
The stinkier and more disgusting the Centipede is, the better.

>> No.16376510

>>16376502
Why is this even a thing?

>> No.16376525

>>16376510
Why wouldn't it be a thing?

>> No.16376528

>>16376525
Because it's disgusting. And silly.

>> No.16376530

>>16376525
Why associate smells with this girl in particular? Because she looks like Tomoko and is therefore a slob?

>> No.16376533

>>16376530
Because she's an insect, and centipedes are known for their foul odors.

>> No.16376538

>>16376530
Some monster girls have delicious pheromones that smell delightful and make you horny, I dislike that whenever we bring about smell is always the stinky centipede joke that comes up

Also Ghandarva is the one associated with smells

>> No.16376541

>>16376168
I can do that for you.

>> No.16376543

>>16376538
No no, Gandharvas smell GOOD.

>> No.16376547

>>16375145
That is one lewd Kiki.
I notice she has earbands, clearly must be the newest fashion amongst ProtoKikis

>> No.16376554

>>16376543
That's what I meant, they smell like love

>> No.16376557

>>16376554
Yeah I don't want that, I want to be raped by a fucking disgusting centipede. Gotta get that degradation factor going.

>> No.16376559

>>16376547
ProtoKiki is growing on me. I want more and more of the normal one and her.

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Fixed the grammar (hopefully)
http://pastebin.com/SMbhL1Pu

>> No.16376562

>>16376557
If you want a disgusting bug go for a Devil Bug or a Beelzebub, they will enjoy living in trash and not showering

Leave Oomukades alone, they are just gloomy sad girls whose only wish in life is to have a man to pump full of venom and rape

>> No.16376567

>>16376317
What dinky little wings.

>> No.16376605

>>16376562
literally nothing wrong with beelzebubs, dont bully them

>> No.16376611

>>16376605
I didn't care much for them, but after seeing their side-art the other day, and what I know about their personalities, they actually aren't that bad.

>> No.16376614

>>16376605
They are trash and annoying. If I ever see a bunch of delinquent beelzes I'll hit them with a deodorant bomb.

>> No.16376621

>>16376394
What happens to the lonely Yetis who haven't found a partner?

>> No.16376631

>>16376621
They start hugging dakis.

>> No.16376663

>>16376631
Those poor girls! They need a daki service on their big paw friendly phones that alerts them when a potential living daki is near their snowy cabin, no Yeti should go without a hug

>> No.16376664

Can anyone link me the previous thread?

>> No.16376667

>>16376663
If I could get paid to spend a night as a pillow for a Yeti I'd probably do it. No sexual though.

>> No.16376668

>>16376621
They wander the frozen wastes looking for cute mountaineers/lumberjacks to hug

>> No.16376669

>>16376664
Must be somewhere inside the
>>>trash

>> No.16376671
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16376671

This lizard is about to rape you
Do you have any last words?

>> No.16376674

>>16376671
"Can I stick it in your ass?"

>> No.16376675

>>16376671
>Eat demon realm silver, punk
If I don't put her down, my waifu will, and she uses big meaty claws to do it

>> No.16376676

>>16376667
That's up to you whether it gets sexual, if you get a boner during the night or wake up with morning wood you're looking at your new Yeti wife

I'm sure a nice Tanuki can sell you a fruit that prevents boners like an anti-Viagra

>> No.16376677

>>16376676
>a nice Tanuki
Even if it was legit, it'd cut into my profit margins.
I'm sure I can keep my dick in check, it's not like I'm sexually attracted to Yetis.

>> No.16376679

>>16376677
You don't get morning wood?

>> No.16376680
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16376680

The Watchers in the recent Noah might have just made the golem/earth types for me, previously seen dull. Now I can see them being loyal and upright beyond the mundane world.
>Gnome loses hubby in a fight with some scumbags
>after years of exile and desolation in a wasteland sets it as her life-goal to protect others from losing the dear
>her final words, dying in a pile of overwhelming foes: "My Love, forgive me..."

>> No.16376682

>>16376677
>I'm sure I can keep my dick in check

Congratulations. I wish you and your yeti wife years of happiness.

>> No.16376683

>>16376679
My dick doesn't work anymore, I broke it in a hunting accident.

>> No.16376684

What's the best way to attract a horde of tall rapey yandere girls?

>> No.16376688

>>16376674
>She says yes
>What was supposed to be a violent rape ends up becoming an awkward first anal

>>16376684
Go to a Ryu temple and molest all the Shirohebi priestesses
Not that many of them are tall but you should have your hands full anyway

>> No.16376693

>>16376683
You're asking for a healing girl to come along and fix your manhood

>> No.16376696

>>16376693
A healing girl?

>> No.16376703

>>16376696
yeah, someone like Unicorn Doctor, or maybe a lich who can use you for experiments. Any girl that has magical powers will probably try to fix you.

>> No.16376705

>>16376671
Joke's on her, I already have a waifu.

>> No.16376712

>>16376703
Well, I doubt someone as simple as me would ever attract the attention of a Unicorn or a Lich.

>> No.16376718

>>16376712
>broken dick
>not immediately interesting to a monster girl who dedicates herself to medicine

>> No.16376729
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>>16376677
>Drink the hot cocoa anon, I made it with love
>Tonight I'm going to hug you, and squeeze you, and pet you, and kiss you, and hug you, and caress you, and call you Husband

>> No.16376730

>>16376718
It's not like it's hard to break it.
One mis-step and poor angle in an ambush and it went from a well-executed plan to an evening of disappointment and broken dreams.

>> No.16376734

>>16376729
Woah there. Kissing is extra, and so is calling me your Husband. The base package only includes hugging, cuddling and heavy petting.
I'm also not allowed to accept outside drinks, company policy.

>> No.16376737

>>16376734
Wouldn't you let her slip that extra part in? I'm sure she'll be extra happy if you do.

>> No.16376739

>>16376737
It's a cold, harsh capitalistic world we live in.
How am I going to make a living if I give the whole Husband Experience away for practically free?
I'm a businessman here, not a male prostitute!

>> No.16376741

>>16376739
>It's a cold world we live in
She can warm it up nicely

>> No.16376743

>>16376739
Why not accept her smile as a payment? I'm sure it will give you lots of happyness to and it'll be worth it.

>> No.16376747

>>16376743
I can't eat her happiness.

>> No.16376749

>>16376747
You can eat her out wait what.

>> No.16376752

>>16376671
I'm gonna cum inside, and take responsibility. Whether you want it or not.

>> No.16376753

Wait, why are you people negotiating with me so fiercely.
Could it be you're secretly Yetis?

>>16376749
That's definitely not on the menu, no matter what she offers me.

>> No.16376754

What happens to the male virgin boy when he's the only human in the whole entire school?

>> No.16376756

>>16376754
rape

>> No.16376761

Still super bummed out about that failed ambush.

>> No.16376762

>>16376754
rape

>> No.16376763

Demi-chan stream is about to start.

>> No.16376764

>>16376754
rape

>> No.16376765

>>16376761
me too, but I think there's a universe where broke dickanon has his dick healed by a lich or something

>> No.16376766

>>16376754
unicorns fights other mgs dont even approach him for fear of impalement

>> No.16376770

>>16376754
The world's largest harem.

>> No.16376773
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Headpats.

>> No.16376774

>>16376770
>Everyone is chasing after him
>As soon as he loses his V-card everyone just starts ignoring him and going for people outside of the school

And that is the power of virginity.

>> No.16376777

>>16376773

>Abaut

>> No.16376780

>>16376777
Raijuu with a German accent?

>> No.16376784

>>16376754
The student council president gets to claim him unless he makes advances on another girl beforehand or that a teacher claims him

>> No.16376786

>>16376773
I like this art

>> No.16376789

>>16376773
>I don't really care about sex
Hmm

>> No.16376790

>>16376784
Blitzen Rapen?

>> No.16376792

>>16376773
Who's the artist for this? Those faces are priceless.

>> No.16376798

>>16376789
She's baiting him. Lure him home with the promise of it only being a movie and headpats, before he knows it he's being raped on the living room floor.

>> No.16376800

Pudgy business women tanuki.

>> No.16376807

>>16376777
Better than Aboot

>> No.16376808

>>16376800
I think I want a fit tanuki that runs a gym

>> No.16376813

>>16376800
Poor tanuki. Spending all their time working hard in the office before going to an empty home. All they have in live is drinking at the bar and sometimes nervously going to the redlight district for a little sugar.

>> No.16376814

How would a family of Dragons-Wurms, Wyverns, Water Horses, whatever flavor you prefer-react to their adopted human brother marrying a human?

>> No.16376815

>>16376808
Would she be a small, muscled shortstack?

>> No.16376817

>>16376807
Fucking leaves.

>> No.16376818

>>16376815
Yes

>> No.16376820

>>16376817
Why are you fucking the leaves? They aren't monster girls, you know.

>> No.16376824

>>16376820
If a Jubjub egg can be a monster girl, so can a pile of leaves.

>> No.16376825

>>16376818
Could be good.
Probably drinks all her supplements and muscle boosters too.

>> No.16376826

>>16376824
>If a Jubjub egg can be a monster girl
It's awwright!

>> No.16376830

>>16376813
They should make some time for the gym
Lots of cute guys at the gym
>>16376825
Will be good
>Come here boyim and spot my lift
>doesn't actually lift, just stares at his package flopping around in athletic shorts

>> No.16376831

>>16376826
I doubt half the people here will get that.

>> No.16376832

>>16376830
People will laugh at them.

>> No.16376833

>>16376831
But you did, and that makes it worth it.

>> No.16376834

Demi-chan stream is about to start.

>> No.16376835

>>16376831
oh ye of little faith

>> No.16376839

>>16376831
Hey, KC made a great girl out of mud I'm sure he can make leaves work

>> No.16376840

Would a Wendigo make a decent maid? She could hold your meals in her coat's pocket realm to prevent and accidental tripping.

>> No.16376841

>>16376831
You're kidding, right? Blender baby is hardly unknown.

>> No.16376847

>>16376832
All she has to do is ask a guy nicely to show her how to lift

>> No.16376852

>>16376833
I've been around the block enough times to never forget that gem.

>>16376835
I have little because you've done nothing but things to destroy it.

>> No.16376854

>>16376830
Such a wily little creature.

>> No.16376859

>>16376841
But it's old and not exactly said at every site in every post like modern, trendy things.

>> No.16376863

>>16376859
You're amongst old sages here. It is /jp/, after all.

>> No.16376864
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>>16376773
I recognize that manga

>> No.16376866

>>16376863
Yes, /jp/ is full of Wizards trying to reach the next step in virginity as the "Sage".

>> No.16376871

>>16376847
Like he's not going to laugh internally as she fails.

>> No.16376874

>>16376871
>not wanting to protect a cute girl from her bad lifts
who hurt you, anon

>> No.16376876

>>16376754
>Wake up
>Horde of monstergirls waiting outside your door to walk you to school
>Sneak out the back, make it to school with your pelvis intact
>Check your locker
>Have to dig through a sea of love letters and baked goods to reach your textbooks
>Late to class because you can't take any normal hall routes without getting cornered by a girl twice as strong as you
>Teacher seats you at a desk in the very front, and always wears distracting, revealing outfits while strutting about in a way that shows off her assets
>Can't even take notes on scratch paper because your desk has been carved to hell and back with hearts and initials
>Lunch bell rings, get swarmed by girls who all made you your favorite lunch
>Escape once they all start fighting over you
>Head to the janitorial closet because it's the only place you feel safe anymore
>Inside is a doppelganger who is struggling to maintain her composure after you so suddenly revealed her hiding spot
>"B-b-but if you're okay with me like this..." She mumbled as she begins to undress
>You just eat your lunch with your eyes closed before returning to class
>Rinse and repeat until the final bell rings
>Teacher asks you to speak with her for a moment
>"Anon, I couldn't help but notice you were staring at me this whole time. Is my body hindering your ability to study?"
>You tell her you just want to go home
>"Oh? So you crave my body so much that you can't wait to go home and stroke yourself while thinking about me?"
>You ask her politely, yet firmly to let you go home
>"Anon, if you can't curb your sexual urges yourself, I'm afraid I'll have to take matters into my own hands."
>She's face down, ass up on her desk, wearing absolutely nothing beneath her miniskirt
>"Feel free to satisfy those cravings with my body Anon. If it will aid your education, I'll do anything for you."
>Leave, and sneak home to repeat the cycle tomorrow

MON HIGH IS SUFFERING

>> No.16376879

>>16376840
Every monster girl can make a good maid if she puts her heart into it

Wendigos would be a shy kind of maid that gets way too surprised when she sees you but she'd still do her job properly
Her madness aura will make you go crazy with lust and you will end up raping her on her first day though

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>>16376831
>I doubt half the people here will get that.
It's one the babyfirst shock manga. Everyone knows about it

>> No.16376883

>>16376879
I'd prefer her fumbling and being clumsy while going "AWAWAWAWAWA" over every broken dish instead of making an already insane person sane.

>> No.16376885

>>16376840
Hm. I'm not sure I would want a meal from the Wendigo's chaos dimension. She can be in charge of cleaning, though.

>> No.16376891

>>16376876
How can one man resist a teacher like that? Is he going to Alp?

>> No.16376892

>>16376885
>Wendigo Roomba

So, the true nemesis of the Kikis has revealed itself.

>> No.16376895

>>16376876
He's a stronger or gayer man than I
Maybe he's saving himself for the perfect girl

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>>16376885
You don't want to taste her meat? Anon, you're such a brute.

>> No.16376897

>>16376891
Plot twist: The winner is the boy's best friend after he alps.

>> No.16376900

>>16376892
Knife fight between a Kiki and a Wenigo rommba/maid must be done.

>> No.16376905

>>16376900
>Kiki throws knives
>Wendigo absorbs them into her coat and fires them back out the way they came

>> No.16376906

>when you alp but she rapes you anyways

>> No.16376909

>>16376905
Getting Anderson vs Alucard vibes for some reason now.

>> No.16376913

>>16376891
He just believes very strongly in traditional romance, something he can't seem to find with all of these rapey monstergirls scaring away the purer ones.

>> No.16376918

>>16376913
So he's a Unicorn loving horsefucker? I should have known we were dealing with that guy from Orgazmo as a kid.

>> No.16376925

>>16376864
I recognize that artist, but not the manga. Help me out please?

>> No.16376926

>>16376883
So you want a threadcanon Wendigo maid?
Would you rape her whenever she broke a dish or some furniture?

>>16376885
>Wendigo stores a regular hamburger in her coat
>It comes out as a suspicious double cheeseburger

I'd eat it after a little prayer

>> No.16376927

>>16376909
That's because it would be similar.

Although I would probably NOPE back inside my house if I opened it to see the final battle of Hellsing happening outside with monster girls.

>Mass transformations of human women into ghouls/vampires
>Nazi vampires raining from the sky
>Big buff werewolf tearing through the streets

Yep, I'd be staying inside for sure.

>> No.16376931

>>16376905
Wouldn't that damage her stretchy meat? I doubt those knives wouldn't hit at least a few stacks and carve them up.

What if the Automaton maid joins in too and turns it into giant mess?

>> No.16376939

>>16376926
I want both, really.
Twin Wendigo maids; one clumsy and shy, the other quiet and insane in a way that's infectious.

>> No.16376940

>>16376931
The damage to her meat just angers the wendigo, making her move faster and hit harder.

It's like fighting a tiny berserker in a coat.

And if the automaton joins in then master is going to have to force them all to fix the mess they 'maid' while he was out.

>> No.16376942

>>16376927
So your problem is?

>> No.16376945

>>16376925
Yam] Umi no Ie no Arubaito | Beachside Shack Part-Timers

>> No.16376947

>>16376927
>Nazi Vampires kidnapping and raping children
Well, wecre going there.

>> No.16376950

>>16376942
I don't want to get raped when I go out and grab some subway for lunch.

Especially when the vampires realize I'm sporting blonde hair and blue eyes.

>> No.16376951

Demi-chan stream just ended.

>> No.16376955

>>16376945
Thanks.

>> No.16376958

>>16376940
Does the Wendigo get progressively more red the angrier she gets? Like Rafael RVen in Yoshi's Island?

I imagine they would be cleaning up all those knives, violated and gored hams, and repairing the living room for weeks.

>> No.16376960

>>16376950
Sounds good to me.

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>>16374983
Say something nice

>> No.16376964

>>16376958
Yep.

When she goes a deep crimson then she'll be three times fast and strong.

But yeah, mjamny repairs would be done for quite a while.

>>16376960
That's only because you won't get dragged off to recreate 'za mastah race' despite the fact that vampires can only have read eyes.

>> No.16376965

>>16376961
I like her hair and I want to fuck her in missionary.

>> No.16376966

>>16376950
Imagine going to subway, only to get accosted by a group of Nazi uniform wearing Vampires.
One will get close to you after you're tied up, remove her gasmask, and whisper into your ear "DO DOOBY DOO"

>> No.16376969

>>16376961
I want to bum a Glacies!

>> No.16376970

>>16376961
Glacies have a hot mom, no pun intended

>> No.16376971

>>16376961
Her mom's hot as fuck.

>> No.16376975

>>16376961
Much better than ice queen.

>> No.16376977

>>16376964
I want a YI with monsters trying to get a little boy back to his family. Lizards/Dragons would work best as Yoshis, especially Wurms.

>> No.16376980

>>16376961
>"You used to be an Undine at one point, so you have that going for you there, Frosty."

>> No.16376981

>>16376966
I can and I imagine that I'd let out a very annoyed groan.

>> No.16376983

>>16376970
>>16376971
>>16376975
Mother+daughter sandwich/FFM when

>> No.16376987
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I want to defeat my childhood friend Paladin-chan with trickery and force her to become my maid. Then I'd forcibly hotdog and intercrural her to slowly corrupt her until she asked me to marry and deflower her. I bet she'd make a top cute Succubutt in the end. She'd wear cute, wholesome clothes and act like the pure girl she always was, but she couldn't help being addicted to my touch and the way my semen inside her womb makes her feel all giddy and light-headed. I'd cuddle her and give her headpats while she beamed and giggled after every creampie.

>> No.16376991

>>16376983
Mother teaching the daughter's boyfriend how to please a woman while the daughter watches when?
Daughter getting ahegao'd on her first time when the boy realizes she has the exact same weak spots as her mother when?

>> No.16376994

>>16376983
>ice queen pinning down her own daughter with their bare breasts pressing against each other
>"mooom this is embarrassing, stop it"
>the ice queen gives no response and instead signals for you to fuck her daughter
>for a brief second you swear you can see a smile on her face at the sight of her flesh and blood finally having sex
Oyakodon is the best.

>> No.16377001

>>16376994
Oyakodon, thank you i was trying to think of the word.

>> No.16377026

>>16376994
I want to see both the mom and daughter with lots of cum leaking from their cunts and the mother hugging and patting her exhausted daughter while telling her she did good as the Anon lays on the floor, a shriveled husk from busting his nut a ton.

>> No.16377032

>>16377026
I want to the mamacies using her magic to recreate her hymen so I get to admire both mother and daughter's flake patterns.

>> No.16377035

>>16377026
I want to be that anon, being an exhausted wreck is worth it to create such a wonderful sight.

>> No.16377037

>>16376994
>ice queen pinning down her own daughter with their bare breasts pressing against each other
That's the best position for Oyakodon, you got 4 holes to choose from and depending on which you pick the whole atmosphere changes

>Glacies's pussy
Ice Queen is proud of her daughter and she gives her tips on how to make it feel better

>Glacies's ass
Ice Queen is helping her daughter deal with the new sensation and it makes for a strong bonding moment

>Ice Queen's pussy
Ice Queen shows off to Glacies how it's done, meanwhile the Glacies gets more and more eager to do it (again) too

>Ice Queen's ass
Glacies get's a huge boost in confidence by seeing her mother struggling and it also reveals a weak part of her mother that she didn't even know exist

What other species are perfect for Oyakodon?

>> No.16377040

>>16377032
I'd just cut out the middleman and have the mother re-flower herself over and over again until I've repeated-deflower-cumflated her and then freeze a solid one over it to keep it all inside her.

>> No.16377042

>>16376987
Paladin-Cha corruption is nice, but what about the reverse? Where she captures you and mindbreaks you into being her cute little servant?

>> No.16377054

>>16377037
Dhampir and Vampire, of course

>> No.16377056

>>16377042
>Paladin-chan captured you and holds you prisoner in her cell at the convent
>Every morning she force-feeds you a corruption-soaking pill with her mouth
>Then she wears anti-corruption gauntlets and reacharound handjobs you on every break she has
>This gets repeated day after day, with special, unrelenting torture on Sundays, until after a few months your jizz slowly goes from an inky, smoking black to normal white
Would, but only if she marries me at the end. She needs to take responsibility for making me addicted to her.

>> No.16377064

>>16377037
>What other species are perfect for Oyakodon?
Manticore, her cruel disposition would also carry over into the threesome.

Her daughter goes to mount you with her real pussy for the first time and is a bit apprehensive so she grabs her by the shoulders and forces her down in one go. All she needs to do is some ear nibbling and whispering lewd things and the poor girl would be an orgasming mess.

>> No.16377068 [DELETED] 

>>16377037
>What other species are perfect for Oyakodon?
Alps.

>> No.16377071

>>16377037
Lizardman/Salamanders
Vampire/dhampir

>> No.16377078

>>16377037
Dragon/Wyvern but you only fuck the Dragon because you want to drive home the Wyvern's inferiority complex.

>> No.16377081 [DELETED] 

>>16377068
>alp and her human mother
>starts pouting when you forget all about her and start mating pressing the mother while tongue dancing

>> No.16377083

>>16377037
Werewolf/werecat.

Would be nice.

>> No.16377084

>>16377054
>>16377071
Their rivalry would make it so much better too, that along with the fact that the Vampire has a proud/haughty personally might make them THE best oyakodon

>You will fuck the smug out of a Vampire MILF while her Dhampir daughter makes comments about how her mother is losing to a human dick

>>16377064
>Manticore daughters keeps raping you with her tail pussy and abusing you
>You enjoy it but you wish you could get back to her somehow
>She reluctantly invites you to diner at her family's house one day
>Her mother is single and an absolute MILF
>One thing leads to another and she is presenting her daughter's pristine pussy to you
10/10

>> No.16377091

>>16377084
>the mother lizard will never mock you for having no problem "putting your sword in any sheath"

>> No.16377098

>>16377037
Onis.

My dick is so ready.

>> No.16377099

>>16377091
Will she be laughing as much when she and her daughter are pregnant?

>> No.16377102

>>16377037
Jinkos, because of how territorial they are

>> No.16377103 [DELETED] 

>>16377081
>Entire family corrupted in Dark Matter attack
>Ara ara mom now a soft-lewd succumilf
>Tsun little sister now a smug rapist lolibus
>Macho dad now a virgin musclegirl tomboy CC
>NEET big brother now a rail-thin Tomoko
Pick your poison.

>> No.16377104 [DELETED] 

>>16377103
>fucking the whole family, even the dad
Holy shit.

>> No.16377105 [DELETED] 

>>16377103
Get that male-to-female shit the fuck out of here, faggot.

>> No.16377106 [DELETED] 

>>16377103
None of the above, I would be working with the church to restore their purity so that they may live the life they enjoyed before the tragic attack they suffered.

>> No.16377109 [DELETED] 

>>16377103
All of them.
Not stopping till they're all pregnant

>> No.16377112

>>16377078
That's mean, except if halfway through the session you suddenly switch to her, claim her virginity and pound the inferiority complex out of her

>>16377098
You say this because of the hentai don't you?
Onis definitely are one of the species that pulls off both great lolis and great MILFs though

>>16377099
This is my fetish

>>16377102
You will scratched all over and have trouble walking for at least 2 weeks

>> No.16377113 [DELETED] 

>>16377103
I pick the overly racist grandma who is now a 11/5 Kiki.

>> No.16377118

>>16377056
>Paladin-Chan holding you from behind as she strokes your corrupted member
>"My, My. What a vile thing you have here. You must have done all sorts of improper things with it. Does it upset you that you can't use it anymore, and that some lowly human girl can do with it as she pleases?"
>She chuckles to herself as her co continues her inexperienced , but earnest hanbjob.
>While nothing to the pleasures you ha before it eventually drives you over the brink and cum thick ropes of tainted semen over her gauntlets.
>The gauntlets glow as the magic boils your semen away.
>"So much. Those beasts must have been hap with it. But didn't it feel good to get rid of that corruption?"
>She leans in closer and plays with your face.
>"Everyday I'll come here and force you to expel every disgusting drop of corruption you can from your body until you're pure. And then..."
>She moves in to whisper into your ear as her other hand gets to work again on your shaft.
>"You'll be mine."

>> No.16377119

>>16377112
I'm OK with not walking, I'll have tigermilf nurse me back to health

>> No.16377120

>>16377102
You might have more than mother and daughter. Some tigers also have their sisters around to help look after kids.
Unless I got a fake bit o news, which is likely.

>> No.16377122

>>16377112
The bullying is the best part though.
Maybe if she begs me enough I'll finger her until she gets off.
Wyverns should be put in their place, you know.

>> No.16377123

>>16377120
nervouslaughter.jpg

>> No.16377126

>>16376561
Nice work.

>> No.16377128

>>16377122
Wyvern's need the thickest thighs

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>>16377104
>even the dad
Dass lewd, anon. I bet you'd get punched and headbutted a bunch of times while you're deflowering her and saying embarrassing things to her.

>> No.16377137 [DELETED] 

>>16377133
Face to face
Handholding
Kissing

>> No.16377139

>>16377123
Face it, you may have to deal with a single, possibly depressed, Jinko who looks after your wife's cubs while you two are out doing lovey-dovey shit.

>Aunty, why are you single?
>How come you have no kids of your own for us to play with?
>"W-Well-"
>You're sterile, aren't you?

>> No.16377142

>>16377118
This sounds dangerously yandere. I wouldn't be surprised if she presented me with "gifts" of all my monster partners' severed heads and fapped me to them as a goodbye to my life of sin. I bet she's been following me for years, simmering with rage and planning her attack.

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>>16376961
Glacies are just brine.

>> No.16377144 [DELETED] 

>>16377137
Black eye
Busted lip
Fertilized egg

>> No.16377145

>>16377119
What if the daughter sneaks into your room everyday night and fuck you so hard that it keeps making your recovery take longer

>>16377122
This is so wrong but if you absolutely want it then you can bully her for as long as you want but you have to get her pregnant first

>>16377128
It would make flying awkward, big meaty thighs yes but not the thickest

>> No.16377148 [DELETED] 

>>16377144
Worth it.

>>16377145
Thickest thighs!
Gonna have her wrap them around my head!

>> No.16377150

Oyakodon is only good when it's you're waifu and daughteru you're making sexytimes with.

>> No.16377153

>>16377150
>Cheating on your waifu
Disgusting.

>> No.16377155

>>16377150
>fucking the daughteru
No.

But damn, I wouldn't mind if my waifu's sister and aunt raped me.

>> No.16377161

>>16377143
Cut off hair, receive big hips
worth it

>> No.16377162

>>16377145
>get her pregnant first
Why would I want to have spawn with such a sub-optimal creature? She can help take care of the pregnant Dragon, though.

>> No.16377163

>>16377150
What if your waifu is a milf with a daughteru? You can fuck her daughter and not feel like you're fucking your own one.

>> No.16377166

>>16377155
What about your wife's mother?

>> No.16377169

>>16377163
>Wanting used goods

>> No.16377170

>35ºc not accounting for humidity and other factors
>It's getting difficult to breathe
>No salamander waifu to get used to the heat with mambojambo
>Sweating on par with a water sprinkler

This is how I die

>> No.16377172

>>16377142
Not that. She did kill them, did she's not going to make you fap to them when you have her. She'll just taunt you with the fact she knows you want to break fee and ravish her until she corrupts, but you're just going to get handjobs and your seed splattering against the floor until you're pure.

>> No.16377173

>>16377166
I mean, if she decides to rape me too I would accept her with a really hard dick.

>> No.16377175

>>16377150
Familial oyakodon is pretty good but I still prefer the single mom with a daughter route

>>16377162
Why are you so mean? If you're going to be like that then at least let the Wyvern get a nice husband instead of leading her on endlessly and fucking her mother in front of her daily

>> No.16377184

>>16377175
Cumflate they wyvern?

>> No.16377187

Can normal humans in MGE sense that you've turned into an Incubus?

>> No.16377194

>>16377175
>at least let the Wyvern get a nice husband
Hah. She'll be the communal stress relief for the entire local garrison, as is fitting of a Wyvern. She'll take so many different loads each night she'll have no clue who the father is when she does get knocked up.

>> No.16377199

>>16377139
I'll try to make babbies with her
>>16377145
I would welcome the daughter

>> No.16377200

>>16377184
Do it.

>>16377187
No, mamono mana and spirit energy is magical stuff
Only people with magical training could sense it

>>16377194
And thus a MILF was born

For real though, what do you have against Wyverns?

>> No.16377205

>>16377200
>what do you have against Wyverns
They're so fun to bully.

>> No.16377208

>>16377172
>Do you miss your fuckdolls...?
>I'm sure you do.
>But you'll never cheat on me with them ever again.
>Oh, I'm sure...
>Do you remember that Succubus who stole you away from me?
>Well, what do you think is in that bag on the table?
>That's right.
>That's the last one, isn't it?
>Now I've punished everyone who's touched you.

>I do know what you want to do to me.
>You told me last month, remember?
>When I brought you that slutty Harpy's head.
>She was so smug.
>She even died with that grin on her face.
>You rambled all about how you're going to put my eye out with your thing and cum in my lungs until I drown in it.
>How'd that work out for you?
>You'll never put it inside a monster ever again.
>You'll never cheat on me again.

>Every day more of the evil inside you drips all over the floor.
>Wasted.
>Just like your life until now.
>But don't worry...
>Once you're all clean...
>I'll give you the life you deserved.
>You should have been mine a decade ago.

>> No.16377209
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16377209

They aren't even real dragons.

>> No.16377219
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>>16377209
Niet.
They're also on par with Wocks in the onee-san aspect.

>> No.16377220

>>16377205
I hope that you get kidnapped and raped by a feral Wyvern who will put you in her nest so high up a mountain you can't escape without dying
Also she wouldn't know how to speak and would only feed you raw meet from animals she hunted
That's the life you deserve for being such a bully

I hope that when your daughters pop out of their eggs the evil in your heart will go away

>>16377209
STOP IT

>> No.16377223

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3vyFepljl8

>TFW the Order is almost always portrayed as uptight, theocratic ponces who're better off becoming monsters
>TFW they will never be portrayed as over-competent, yet horrendously outnumbered to the point that the only thing preventing the Demon Lord from cinching the deal is their stubborn nobility

>> No.16377224

>>16377209
Go I want to treat on like my personal slave so bad. I would grab her by the legs while she is laying on the ground and pound her until she can't even think anymore. I would make her be on all fours, lift up her tail and pound that sweet, tight asshole until she can't even walk properly anymore.

Wyverns are cute.

>> No.16377228 [DELETED] 

>>16377103
>fucking the dad's wife then fucking him
This is more hilarious than it should be, even if it is borderline ntr.

>> No.16377230

>>16377219
I like wyverns, but they are shit onee-sans. They would really fit in the imouto territory though.

>> No.16377231

>>16377220
>raw meet
I want to eat raw NEET.
Anyways it's a nice sentiment but a feral Wyvern (which isn't even a real dragon) wouldn't be capable of raping me.
Now a real dragon on the other hand,

>> No.16377235

>>16377220
I want to bully a Wyvern by masturbating into her gym clothes during lunch and then masturbating into her school uniform during her gym class!

>> No.16377239
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>>16377170
Fuck you. It's fucking cold here.
I just want to doodle cute little Apophi or a Lich removing a Yeti's ahoge for science. Instead I'm freezing my feet off, which I am sure have frostbite at this point, and playing FE under a frozen blanket when off work because it's the warmest thing nearby.

>> No.16377240

>>16377235
I want to masturbate into a Wyverns lunch and just smile at her when she is eating it with her friends.

>> No.16377241 [DELETED] 

>>16377228
>not having the mom teach you how to fuck her husband
It's like oyakodon but better

>> No.16377244

>>16377240
I want to sneak into the school infirmary when a Wyvern is asleep with fever and masturbate into her vagina!

>> No.16377248
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16377248

>>16377230
>He doesn't want to be kabedoned by a busty 7ft. tall Wyvern that's adamant on becoming your onee-san and mount

>> No.16377249

>>16377231
She sure as hell is strong enough to rape you unless you're a high level dragon knight or something

>>16377235
>>16377240
That's acceptable bullying as long as you take responsibility before graduation

>>16377244
Now this I approve of

>> No.16377250

>>16377239
You can put clothes on if you're cold but you can't painlessly take your skin off if you're hot.

>> No.16377253 [DELETED] 

>>16377241
>Not fucking the wife harder and sexier then the husband ever could
>Not cumming deep inside her and see as she ahegaos and gets addicted to your dick
>Not looking at the husband and saying "You're next"

>> No.16377254

I want to lick the tears off a crying Wyvern maid's face after she destroyed yet another item in the house with her claws.
And then make her look after my Wurm daughters as I go to a movie.

>> No.16377255

>>16377223
I get the feeling you'd like Losenis' stuff.

>> No.16377256

>>16377248
>when she gets beat up by your Dragon girlfriend later

>>16377249
How the hell do you think I'm gaining access to a Dragon AND a Wyvern to bully?

>> No.16377257 [DELETED] 

>>16377241
>muscle tomboy alp blushing and covering her face
>"oh come on dear, you were always much more confident when you were with me"
>she grabs her husband's arms giggles
>"don't be shy, I promise it'll feel good soon~"
>the two siblings watch impatiently while waiting for their turn

>> No.16377260 [DELETED] 

>>16377241
>>16377253
>>16377257
This shit's going a bit too far.

>> No.16377262 [DELETED] 

>genderbending faggotry
>>>/y/

>> No.16377264
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16377264

>You see her raiding your fridge for meat

what do

>> No.16377265

>>16377249
I'll also take pictures of the Wyvern's fever-and-sleeping-orgasm-flushed face and blackmail her into becoming my girlfriend. I'll never use protection with her and her belly will be embarrassingly swollen with my egg at graduation. I'll even force her to marry me straight after the graduation ceremony by bullying her about becoming an unwed mother.

>> No.16377267 [DELETED] 

>>16377260
This is why we tell alp faggots to fuck off regardless of when and where they post. Give them an inch and they pull this shit.

>> No.16377268

>>16377264
Go behind her and suplex.

>> No.16377270 [DELETED] 

>>16377257
>Smug imouto eating Tomoko out so hard she starts crying while they wait

>> No.16377271

>>16377264
Back away slowly and just let her have the meat. I can always buy more later; interrupting her savage snacking is probably not the best idea.

>> No.16377276

>>16377264
Give her my meat

>> No.16377277

>>16377264
Take her out with my crossbow, she'll make up for the meat she ate with her own succulent meat.

>> No.16377280

>>16377248
I would laugh as she slams her wing onto the wall, but if she wants to ride me so bad maybe I would let her if she licks my feet.

>> No.16377281

>>16377264
Force my sausage into her mouth and brush it back and forth between her teeth until I cum buckets and possibly blood.

>> No.16377283

>>16377054
>>16377071
>>16377084
>Vampire/Dhampir
Fucking disgusting. KC had to ruin vampires by making them submissive with that shit.

>> No.16377286

"Raid" her "fridge" with my "meat".

>> No.16377288

>tfw my hands are too cold to masturbate
I really need a Yeti's paws right now.

>> No.16377290

>>16377264
Ask her where her smaller sister is. I have no interest in someone like her. Usually. She's too much in the middle of what I actually want.

>> No.16377291
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16377291

>>16377250
I DO have clothes on is the thing
This is the "pierces you to the bone unless you have military-grade coats on" cold, not the "inside of a freezer" cold.

A tip for heat though: try laying down with a gallon of cool water on your stomach and maybe something cold around your wrists. It works wonders if you can't handle the heat and humidity gangbang.

>> No.16377301 [DELETED] 

>>16377270
>they don't notice you finished with their parents
>the smug imouto is the first to find out when you grab her by the tail and slam it in from behind
>her smug slowly starts to fade as you spank her and she pleads for her brother not to look
>by the time you're finished with them the family are a cum stained mess
This is advanced degeneracy.

>> No.16377303

>>16377264
Sneak up behind her and impale her butt with my sausage while saying "That ham was expired, so I'll be taking yours."

>> No.16377304

>>16377291
>try laying down with a gallon of cool water on your stomach and maybe something cold around your wrists
That'd mean leaving the computer, so nah.

>> No.16377305

>>16377264
Succumb to the madness and mating press her until I black out only to wake up to an empty fridge and a note about seeing my daughter in a year

>>16377265
This kind of bullying is 100% approved by the dragon consulate

>> No.16377308 [DELETED] 

>>16377301
Time to dial 1-800-WE PURGE and send a tip to the Order

>> No.16377309

>>16377304
No laptop? Then try getting a bunch of water bottles andtie them around your waist.

>> No.16377317

>>16377309
Son I can handle the heat just fine, it's just extremely uncomfortable and requires doing pretty much no unnecessary movements. I'm still waiting on this summer getting over 50ºc like the last three ones.

I'd still rather have the cold. Less chances of shit catching fire and computer having a natural cooler.

>> No.16377335
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16377335

>>16376773
YES!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

HEAD PAT ALL THE DANGEROUS MONSTERS! CLEAN THEIR EARS AND CALL THEM GOOD GIRLS!
MAKE THEM REALIZE THE FOLLY OF WAN!

>> No.16377336

Are there any species of spider girls that eat their mate after breeding?
Just asking for scientific reasons.

>> No.16377339

>>16376773
That artstyle doesn't sit right with me.

>> No.16377340

>>16376671
>"I don't actually exist in your world"

>> No.16377342

>>16376773
The memes have gone too far

>> No.16377344

>>16375145
Stop spoiling my greentexts with art, Pingu.

>> No.16377345

>>16377336
No dude

>> No.16377348

>>16377335
Is that a Zinogre?

>> No.16377350

>>16377345
fuck

>> No.16377352

>>16377348
You seriously don't know what a raiju is?

>> No.16377355
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>>16377348
No, this is.

>> No.16377357

>>16377352
What's a Kaiju?

>>16377355
Cute.

>> No.16377363

>>16377264

I would ask her why she has 3 hands.

>> No.16377365

>>16377336
Not in MGE, in other settings yes MGQ has a nasty spider princess for instance
If you're into that kind of stuff you should go on /d/ they have monster girl threads of their own

>>16377340
This hurts

>> No.16377368
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16377368

>>16377357
We just don't know.

>> No.16377370
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16377370

>>16377357
This is.

>> No.16377373

>>16377370
>that snout
Niet

>> No.16377399

>>16376773
Oh look, the worst MGs in one image except raiju

>> No.16377401

>>16377399
Best*

>> No.16377402

>>16377399
I can think of far worse.

>> No.16377406

>>16377317
I see.

I'd prefer the heat of a desert again. They have much less humidity than WA does. Seriously.

>> No.16377408

>>16377335
I want to headpat Paladin-chans! I'm going to do down into the dungeons where they're kept chained to the walls and give them all headpats and kiss their foreheads! Even the mean and scarred CC commander! I don't care if one eye is blind and milky white, it's still cute and I'm going to give it a special kiss!

>> No.16377410

>>16377399
But Hellhound is good.

>> No.16377412

>>16377410
Good at being bad.

>> No.16377415

>>16377406
FUCK HUMIDITY

>> No.16377418

>>16377399
Manticore is good, you dumb bitch.

>> No.16377420

>>16377412
i agree with Cheshire and Manticore being bad, but Hellhound is good.

>> No.16377421

>>16377410

They're all good. I want the smug squad to throw me an unbirthday party.

>> No.16377424

>>16377363
The third hand is the last guy who tried to stop the Awa Ara raiding his fridge trying to escape

>> No.16377426

>>16377420
I agree on hellhounds and manticores being bad, but cheshires are god-tier.

>> No.16377428
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16377428

>be bully at MGC High
>your favorite target is this cute little weresheep you use as your personal bodypillow during lunch time naps
>one day she comes to school with most of her wool shorn off
>you're a little pissed because she's not as fluffy anymore and it's winter. She'll catch a cold, dammit.
>sneak up behind her when she's at her locker and ask what the deal is with her wool
>startled, she spins around, holding a scarf with a tag that say "For: Anon"
>she can only awawa as you take it from her and unfurl it. you can tell it's made from her wool and has a cutesy little design of you and her hugging
>tell her not to meet you at lunch today
>you'll be sleeping at her house tonight

>> No.16377429

>>16377399
Must feel bad being so wrong.

>> No.16377434

>>16377426
They're really not. They're barely better then alps.

>> No.16377436

>>16377283
To be fair Dhampirs are rare, you'd need to fuck AND impregnate a Vampire before you incubize

You will be able to worship your Vampire waifu all you want and only have sex on her own terms unless you go out of your way to rape her and somehow get her pregnant too

>> No.16377438

>>16377415
The Undines have gone too far this time!

>> No.16377439

>>16377415
God yes. It makes it feel 30 degrees hotter ot colder than it actually is.

A dry desert is paradise. I want to sunbathewith an Anubis and Girty, not swim through the thick humidity or get frozen depending on the time of year of this literal tsundere state.
>But WA has a desert!
It would probably be high humidity there too.

Deserts > Everywhere else > Magical realms > Rain/Forests.

>> No.16377441

>>16377434
>implying alps are at number 2
Stop being gay, please.

>> No.16377445

>>16377441
I meant they're both bad and only liked by bad people.

>> No.16377447

>>16377428
Reminder that sheared Weresheep are rapey.

>> No.16377448

>>16377438
Remove Undine.

Embrace Gnome, or the Sun/Moon spirits in done by KC or anyone else.

>> No.16377449

>>16377436
Vampires generally see regular human men as trash. Being able to impregnate one while human is really rare indeed.

>> No.16377450

>>16377445
>the king of being wrong speaks, yet nobody hears his plea

>> No.16377451

>>16377447
At least they aren't genocidal once trimmed.

>> No.16377453

>>16377448
>Embrace Gnome
MUDPUSSY

>> No.16377455

>>16377450
You're proving me right.

>> No.16377462

>>16377455
If you're right, yet nobody believes you, are you really right?

>> No.16377466

>>16377428
Weresheep are cute.

>> No.16377468
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16377468

>>16377447
I want to bully a Weresheep by forcibly shearing her, only to have her turn the tables on me and brutally take my virginity on a pile of her wool in the art class in the twilight.

>> No.16377472

>>16377462
I believe me.

>> No.16377474

>>16377472
Don't. Believe in the me that doesn't believe in you.

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>>16377399
>Manticores, Hellhounds, and Cheshires are bad!
>Gives no reasoning to it outside of being a bitchwaffle

>> No.16377479

>>16377428
This >>16377447 she will take your virginity in exchange for that scarf

>>16377453
There is nothing wrong with mudpussy and Doromes are love

>> No.16377482

>>16377453
Love mother earth.

Fuck mother earth. She's the ultimate milf.

>> No.16377484

>>16377474
I believe that these threads would be much better without Cheshires

>> No.16377485

>>16377438
>You'll never gang up with your paladin buddies and dump bubble soap into an undine's lake

>> No.16377487

>>16377482
Remember to cumflate the planet.

>> No.16377490
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16377490

>>16377484
I believe that these threads would be much better without Anon.

>> No.16377492

>>16377479
There's literally no difference between mudpussy and mudhandy. It's mud no matter what shape she makes it before wrapping it around you.

>> No.16377493
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16377493

>>16377484
>hating best girl

>> No.16377497

>>16377490
So you're saying that Laska, Truckerccore, le memecat, and more were all good things?

>> No.16377500

>>16377497
>Laska and Truckercore
As irrelevant as their creator.

>> No.16377501

>>16377479
not rape if I want it. having some petite weresheep try to push me down and grind her hips on my dick would be the best. I'll make sure she heart-pupils by the time she's done

>> No.16377504

>>16377497
Then you should be hating bob, not cheshires, dumbass.

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16377508

>>16377497
>Getting this buttblasted
>Over a fucking cat

>> No.16377510

Conductor we have a problem!

>> No.16377519

>>16377504
Yeah.

>> No.16377524

>>16377500
>>16377504
They were still the face of Cheshires for a long time before they got replaced by the "she likes memes and is annoying!" template because people thought it was funny.

>> No.16377535

>>16377524
Ok, and?

>> No.16377537

>>16377524
>They were still the face of Cheshires for a long time
We need a new Cheshire to take up the spotlight.

>> No.16377539

>>16377497
>>16377524
>letting the creations of bad writers shape your view of a girl
Shit, if I was that easily influenced I'd hate Wurms and Oomukades by now.

>> No.16377544

>>16377501
She's going to moan so much that everyone in school will know that you're her boyfriend
Don't forget to take care of her sexual needs when her wool grows back too, despite being too sleepy to rape you her womb is still craving your semen

>> No.16377546

>>16377537
Which writefag could write a proper Cheshire?

What kind of Cheshire would each writefag end up writing?

>> No.16377553

>>16377497
I do.

>> No.16377555

>>16377546
I want Peny to write a thicc Ojou Onee-Cheshire capable of lactation.
I want Yananon to try his hand at a yandere Cheshire bully and make use of her teleportation abilities.
I want Punaldin to write whatever kinda Cheshire he can.

>> No.16377556

>>16377546
I'd prefer writing a hatter.

But as for a Chesh: I'd make one who enjoys teasing and wordplay that is both deep yet nonsensical to the point of sounding like a raving hobo.

>> No.16377559

>>16377546
I feel like Harblador was doing one before he ded'd. I remember there being one, and mention of a purring blowjob. Maybe it was someone else.

>> No.16377561

>>16377559
>purring blowjob

Damn son

>> No.16377563

>>16377559
>purring blowjob
SweatingMan.gif

>> No.16377566

>>16377535
>>16377537
That's the point. She's just a tool used for shitposting, to piss people off, a literal meme. Even after they were free of the shadow of bob, her fans decided to make her to be as obnoxious and annoying as possible and get upset when someone doesn't like her being shoved in their face 24/7.

>>16377539
We've been over this. Most MGE content is made by the fans, and it's the fans you end up interacting with. So if people want to turn a girl bad and keep her that way, the the original girl just might not exist.

>> No.16377567

>>16377501
>Have Shortstack Weresheep
>Sneak up behind her with a pair of shears, buzzing them
>She starts fidgeting, kneading her legs together
>Start shearing her, all that fucking wool, man
>Time to do the front.jpg
>It's already shorn, a devilish grin passing over her face
>Take a headbutt to the gut, knocking the wind out of you and onto your back, muscles tensing and cramping painfully
>Feel the zipper of your pants go down, something hot and wet pressing against the skivvies, rousing your third leg to wake up slowly
>Weresheep starts grinding against you, and the only thing you hear before she corrals you inside of her depths is that
"I'll never let you shear another sheep. I won't allow it. I'm your sheep."

>> No.16377570

>>16377559
>mention of a purring blowjob
You're way late on this one. It came out last summer.
http://pastebin.com/43HAgJZr

>> No.16377576

>>16377420
>>16377426
All three are good

>> No.16377579

>>16377566
>We've been over this. Most MGE content is made by the fans, and it's the fans you end up interacting with. So if people want to turn a girl bad and keep her that way, the the original girl just might not exist.
Must suck to be stuck with a lack of imagination.

Even if I can't write for shit, I can at least brainstorm 100 odd ideas including my favourite girl that don't include thread canon.

>> No.16377580

>>16377570
Oh, I know. I was just talking about positive scenario's for the type. He's been kill for a long while now, so it's not like it would have been out recently.

>> No.16377583
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>>16377567
Hot.

>> No.16377584

>>16377566
>So if people want to turn a girl bad and keep her that way, the the original girl just might not exist
Is this bait?

>> No.16377585

>>16377546
Define 'proper' Cheshire.

>> No.16377589

>>16377585
Not made for the sake of memes, I suppose.

>> No.16377603

>>16377589
So no re4 merchant cheshire?

>> No.16377608

>>16377567
>tell her she won't be my only sheep for long
>we're gonna make lots of little sheep together

>> No.16377609

>>16377608
Sheepy cuddle pile.

NOW

>> No.16377611

>>16377424
What a coincidence, I happen to hunt hands of my own as well.

There's only one way to settle this little quarrel, and that's with a duel.

I'll give her the chance of drawin' first. Them delicious chocolate puddings ain't yours, lady.

>> No.16377618

>>16377579
>>16377584
It's simple. Look at it this way. Let's say there's a monstergirl you like, but all the other people that like her want to slap some stupid joke on her. Stinky, wets the bed, abusive, etc. It gets to the point where most of the green texts, or stories, or pictures include this thing. So even if you try to counter the joke, you're going against the tide and all the people that accepted it won't pay attention to you.

>> No.16377619

>>16377611
You won't win in a r/p/s match with someone who has 3 hands.
No, nit without Big Boss' ultimate skill.

>> No.16377623

>>16377618
Anon, you have a chance to stand up to the tides of change, and you're complaining?

>> No.16377626

>>16377619
More guns doesn't mean quicker draw. That fridge's none of'er business.

I'll take a shot before I take a shot.

>> No.16377628

>>16377618
This is the dumbest thing I've read all day. How do you go from that to "X girl is dumb tho"?

>> No.16377638

>>16377623
The point is it's unlikely anyone would care about the original. See wendigos.

>>16377628
Because it boils a girl down to being a simple gag.

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>>16377546
>Had an idea on a story involving a cheshire
>It'd be within the same setting as the Victoria shenanigans
>A paladin going to wonderland because Nyarlathotep's been seen there with her cultists
>Story would've been centered around the contrasts and mixup of Wonderland type madness and Chaos/Lovecraft type madness, with the cheshire having fun following the paladin around
>Cheshire would've been overly-dramatic and boastful
>I've yet to finish the Victoria shenanigans to even wonder if I'm going to write this

If I do get around to writing it it'd end up cementing this little setting as a small series, all starting from that demon story.

>> No.16377646

>>16377609
>Sheepy cuddle pile
Fuck, can you even imagine what that'd be like?

>be the boyfriend of plump weresheep triplets
>you're cuddling with them on your bed, one on each side planting kisses on your cheeks while the last is laying on top of you giving you the deepest kiss she can
>you're groping the left one's breast and the right one's ass
>the middle one is desperately grinding herself against the bulge in your pant
>all of this while covered in their warm, soft wool
Heavenly

>> No.16377647

>>16377638
I enjoy both Wendigo interpretations.
I enjoy all Wurm ones too.

Stop complaining already.

>> No.16377652

>>16376394
If the ahoge is too low the process can be accelerated by unloading inside her womb while cuddling.

>> No.16377658

>>16377647
I'm just saying I don't like a certain girl for personal reasons. Don't be upset

>> No.16377659

>>16377642
Small series are nice. Much less trouble than a full campaign/setting/saga.

I will not be happy when it warms up in spring and I get to the parts in my shit that may cause trouble.

>> No.16377660

>>16377642
Would she also be thicc?

>> No.16377670

>>16377580
Oh, okay. I thought you had seen him talking about it in advance but didn't see the update or something.

>> No.16377674

>>16377646
>You will never drain the milk from a shortstack Weresheeps breasts

>> No.16377678

>>16377674
You will never make it into cheese for a pizza.

>> No.16377679
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>>16375611
Hope you get triggered even more.

>> No.16377695
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>Out in your nearest GeneCorp store: Your favorite Monster Girl, now in an easily carried capsule!

>They live and breath like real monsters! >They can even feel pain!

>Play with them. Keep them in a secured GeneCorp terrarium. Show them off you your friends. It's your choice!

>Collect all of the different subspecies and special edition Golden Monster Girls!

>You can even use some of our other popular products, like Minimicer and Ushi-Growy, to make them grow as you wish; and many more!

>Order right now online and get a catch 3 for the price of 1 sale!
>Monster Girls! The girls of myth in the palm of our hand!

>> No.16377697

>>16377679
>leadi
Gonna jump her from behind and nibble her ears

>> No.16377702

>>16377695
What if I don't get the one I want?
I wouldn't want to subject one to a subpar life just because she isn't my first choice.

>> No.16377707

>>16377695
As interesting as this idea is, I couldn't bear the thought of leaving those girls in disappointment as I walk by.

It would be even worse on actual adventures because I'm weak to cute crying girls.

>> No.16377715

>>16377695
>Golden flayer
Jokes on you, I already have all the rare editions.

>> No.16377716

>>16377695
>100 yen for a living fleshlight

What a steal!

>> No.16377717
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>>16377679
Orcs and Orc accessories.

>> No.16377719

>>16377695
>Trapping sapient creatures in claustrophobic capsules like fucking gacha

>> No.16377721

>>16377695
Just like MonGatchas?

Anyone still have that image from Latem

>> No.16377723

>>16377695
Wanna liberate that harpy and have her pump-a-rum in my palm.

>> No.16377728

>>16377695
I shouldn't waste my money on them, but I will.

>> No.16377731

>>16377717
Holy shit, an orc female that looks like an orc and a female.

>> No.16377733

>>16377546
The only kind of Cheshire I can see myself writing is either one that actually does take an Anon on a guided tour of Wonderland while playfully teasing him much in the same vein of the original cat, or one who's face is essentially like Adorea from Franken Fran, when not wearing her cat mask.

>> No.16377734

>>16377695
I think the worst part is when you want a girl who isn't at the front of her row. You have to buy all the girls in front of her because while all of them are obviously eyeing you with desperation, pulling one off of the rack just to put her back on against would be heart-wrenchingly cruel.

>> No.16377735

>>16377734
That's why the Gacha is superior.
It allows you to get girls without hurting their feelings.

>> No.16377736

>>16377695
Not okay

>> No.16377739

>>16377735
But what if you don't get the girl you want?

>> No.16377742

>>16377739
I'm fine as long as I don't get a sith.

And if you do have one you don't want then you let her prove herself.

She may be a good wife.

>> No.16377745

>>16377739
Get more.
They'll never be lonely goy-sir.

>> No.16377748

>buy a harpy girl
>give her free range instead of locking her in a cage
>she spends 95% of her time on or near you and 5% of her time sleeping in the nest you made for her

>> No.16377751

>>16377739
You reroll.

>> No.16377753

>>16377739
Just toss her in the trash. It's only 100 yen.

>> No.16377754

>>16377208
I need more yandere Paladin-chan slowly purifying me.

>> No.16377755

>>16377748
Mine sleeps in my computer tower.

>> No.16377756

>>16377679
>Posting fugly western art on /jp/ of all places
>Expecting people not to call you out on it
Fa/tg/uys getting all uppity.

>> No.16377757

>>16377559
>jinko chuffs while blowjob

>> No.16377759

>>16377742
>a sith.

It's treason then

>> No.16377761

>>16377757
Yes pls

>> No.16377762

>>16377757
>Chinko chuffs when you wake her up with surprise anal

>> No.16377763

>>16377755
My mini harpy made a nest in my fluffy hair. She wraps herself around it and sleeps.

>> No.16377764

>>16377753
You can't just toss a living creature in the trash regardless of how cheap she was.
>>16377755
Seems like a dangerous place to sleep. I just hope you don't have a Nvidia GPU for her sake.

>> No.16377765

>>16377763
Better be a 'fro.

>> No.16377766

>>16377759
>To celebrate a new star wars movie the MONGACHA has limited edition 'jedi' and 'sith' versions of the monster girls.
>It's basically monster girls that are either little monks that could hop on your junk or evil monster girls that want to jump on your junk and can shoot lightning.

>> No.16377771

>>16377765
Sadly, it's not. If it was her nickname would be little choco.

>> No.16377772

>>16377764
She cooks little eggs in it thanks to the heat.
It's like a diner to her, missing only customers and lot lizards.

>> No.16377775

>>16377766
>and can shoot lightning
You've gone too far, there was a line that was never meant to be crossed.

>> No.16377776

>>16377766
>"Have you ever heard of about Darth Shoggoth the wise?"
>"No."
>"I thought so, it is not a story the Maid council would tell"

Don't let your Kiki daughters fall in with the wrong crowd.

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Archangels when?

>> No.16377787

>>16377775
Hey, there's nothing stopping monster girls from learning magic, let alone crazy space Buddhist magic.

>>16377776
I'm not going to wake up to a cyber kiki daughteru and a new galactic empire am I?

Because, if so, some little daughteru has some explaining to do.

>> No.16377789

>>16377786
Never, since Valkyrie already have four to six wings.

>> No.16377793

>>16377786
Hopefully someday.

They better be huge in all respects.
>>16377787
It's not a phase it's who she is.

>> No.16377798

>>16377793
I don't care what it is, I didn't raise my daughteru to help overthrow the government and dismantle the maid council.

I'm going to give her such a spanking...

>> No.16377800

>>16377786
Shortly before Seraphs I hope.

>> No.16377803

>>16377695
Has science gone too far?

>> No.16377804

>>16377787
Could be worse.

Your Kiki daughter could be cybering with a vacuum.

>> No.16377809

>>16377803
>Tiny monster girls in capsules sold on a commercial level at cheap prices are still not real.
No. Science has not gone far enough.

>> No.16377811

>>16377804
I don't know what that means but I still don't like this.

It better not be like that time she discovered that the vacuum has a blow function and I learned she's got a bit of an inflation fetish.

>> No.16377823

>>16377798
Not in front of her men.

Especially not in front of her slave-boy.

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>>16377811
>inflation
Stop her.

STOP HER.


S.T.O.P. H.E.R.

>> No.16377828

>>16377823
No, I will most definitely do it in front of her men.

In fact, I will go into that floating vacuum space station they're building, kick down the door, and spank her in full view of everyone.

No daughteru of mine becomes a pawn in overthrowing the galactic order without my approval.

>>16377825
I did the dad look.

THE dad look.

The one that lets her know that words will never properly express the amount of disappointment I felt because of her at that moment.

>> No.16377834

Would self-harm be an effective defensive strategy?
The monster girl gives you the eyes and maybe even a verbal "I'm going to rape you" and you just pull out a dagger, put it to your throat and yell "Not one step further or I kill myself, and you can't milk a dead cow"

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You know, as nice as giving headpats to monstergirls would be, I'd love some as well.

Having your wife cuddle up to you and caress your face and your head would be so nice.

Honestly I just need some kind of affection

>> No.16377838

>>16377828
Hopefully she cleans up her act and becomes MEGAMAID.

>> No.16377839

>>16377834
But you can milk an undead cow even if it's milk is shit.

>> No.16377840

>>16377834
On Wurms maybe.
It will be like Blazing Saddles.

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>>16377702
All of our Monster Girls come in transparent Monster Capsules and proper tagging for easy identification as well as an instruction manual delivered to you after the sale. You can also ask for a trial with your favorite monster girl at any GeneCorp shop, on the 'Petting Zoo' section.

>>16377716
I'm afraid most of our Monster Girls would not be able to survive the same kind of ordeal a slime or fairy could go through.
However, you could apply on them our low-price stretching-cream, Putty-Gal, and be able to enjoy a good time with your favorite Monster Girl!

>>16377728
Fortunately, our advanced MG breeding methods allow us to a produce cheap, reliable product that will only cost you 100 yens in official stores. That's less than a single American dollar!

>>16377707
>>16377734
We also offer the option of a catalog to check our currently available MGs for our more reserved customers. Just ask any of our employees and they will bring it out to you from our storage. Browse and purchase without the dreadful feeling of shame crawling in your skin!

>> No.16377843

>>16377836
Anon no that is the road to a cuddleslut.

Then the Yetis will come for you.

>> No.16377845

>>16377838
She better, I'm sick of waking up to find the vacuum missing.

>> No.16377847

>>16377843
Yeti a shit, I'll be a cuddleslut for lamias.

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>>16377834
>and you can't milk a dead cow
That's where you're wrong.

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>>16377843
I'm already a cuddleslut anon, and I already have a wife

>> No.16377850

>>16377841
Can we make them bigger and/or able to reproduce? Because i'd love an aquatic one and a plant one.

>> No.16377852

>>16377839
Undead milk is best milk.

>> No.16377857

>>16377849
>4. NOT THAT CLOSE!
>BONK

>> No.16377858

>>16377849
Am I supposed to cup her cheeks in response?

>> No.16377859

>>16377852
It's not milk, it's yogurt.

>> No.16377863

>>16377848
I can't look at a Wisp the same anymore after Wispfag.

I just want a Lich Holst.

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>>16377834

>> No.16377866

>>16377859
No, it's cheese.

>> No.16377867

>>16377843
Nonsense
This is my exact fetish, and yet I can't help but think of yetis as weird girls running around in the snow in bikinis.

I would much rather a weresheep, or a succubus that plays with my ears.

Or a snek.

>> No.16377870

>>16377867
How about a Wendigo?

>> No.16377871
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>>16377859
We've had this discussion many times.

>> No.16377875

>>16377871
Thank god for mamono mana saving the undead. Imagine how sad they would be not being able to have a child and having shitty tasting milk.

>> No.16377882

>>16377871
Hathor's milk makes everything better.

I'd love to happen upon a small dragon kingdom where that Hathorite sect has taken hold.

>> No.16377883

>>16377875
if no one dies, wouldn't you eventually end up in a situation like the mouse experimen?.

>> No.16377885

>>16377870
>Huddling together for warmth in an oversized coat
>Hugging her gently as she pats your head and ruffles your hair

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>>16377850
You can use our Growth hormone, Ushi-Growy to make your MGs grow as big as what they would look like in real life!

All of our products are lab grown and genetically designed to be incapable of reproduction in an open environment to conform to the International Animal Cloning Act of 2056.

>> No.16377890

>>16377885
>Has presmoked/cooked meats in her coat to snack on
>Her little form is adorable

Truly an apex cute.

>> No.16377892

>>16377875
Personally I wouldn't mind if undead monster girls couldn't have kids, but then again I'm one of the few people here who isn't interested in having kids with monster girls. I do wonder if it may be one of the reasons I haven't found my monster girl waifu yet and don't know what she may look like?

>> No.16377897

>>16377892
I like it better if undeads got lost kids from the woods that died of hunger or whatever and adopted them. Having zombie kids sounds really weird.

>> No.16377902
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>>16377786
>Seraphim
>The highest tier of Heavenly Host within the angelic hierarchy, serving directly underneath the Chief God herself
>Comparable in terms of strength to some Lilim, their bodies are in many way a direct contrast to their 'sisters'
>Adorned with six wings, their golden bodies lack imperfection or any mar, emitting an aura of pure nobility. Lacking hair, flames dance in their place, with colour and ferocity based on an individual basis
>There has been speculation in the past of them bearing children from human husbands, but the truth is only known to Heroes and the Chief God herself

>Cherubim
>Directly beneath the Seraphim, these four winged Angels guard Paradise against the forces of the Demon Lord
>Chimeric in appearance, with the lower legs of a bull and the paws of a great lion, their heads are often adorned by a crown of golden light

>Archangels
>Fully armored angels who, unlike their Valkyrie kin, possess wings of light, not feathers
>Typically acting in a supervisory role to the lower Hosts and Choirs, their true appearance is shrouded by some form of magic beneath their hoods, making the subject they're talking to perceive whatever they wish, within reason
>The basic foot soldier of the Heavenly Host next to Valkyries

>The Chief Goddess
>The Alpha and the Omega
>The Queen of Queens
>The Begrieved Mother To the Foolish Daughter
>What the Goddess hath wrought... Let no Man or Monster put asunder

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>>16377867
>>16377843
>>16377847
Snakes are the best for cuddlesluts.

Their tails are pure muscle, able to firmly apply love and cuddles and massage you with their whole body, while you rest your head on their lap and look up into your eyes as they pet your head and talk to you gently about how it's all gonna be ok and you both talk about your day.

And when it's time for bed, they can cling to you face to face, and wrap their tail around both of you.
You can fall asleep in those coils keeping her warm all night, feeling her soft all around you keeping you cool while you listen to her soft breathing. Through the night you can listen to her talk in her sleep about how much she loves you.

>> No.16377905

>>16377888
Screw that, I want to play god and make a baby with them.

>> No.16377918

>>16377897
True and it could make for an interesting story for someone to do.

>> No.16377928

>>16377902
>Seraphim

Hmm, so they're all powerful, pure and are noble.

I bet they're ticklish.

>> No.16377930

>>16377897
Zombie daughterus would be cute.

>> No.16377944

>>16377930
Ah yes, the roaming bands of zombie daughterus, each of them surrounding you for hugs.

>> No.16377956

>>16377944
Remember to give the zombie daughterus a big upsie.

>> No.16377962

>>16377956
That would be nice.

I'd love to give each and every one of them an upsie.

>> No.16377967

>>16377902
Seraphim are also supposed to be divine singers in some interpretations.

They were meant to sing to god endlessly when not being top-tiered angels.

>> No.16377969

>>16377962
Imagine how happy your undead waifu will be when the little zombies call her mama. She will feel alive again for the first time in long years and it's all thanks to you.

>> No.16377971
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>>16377903
This man knows

>> No.16377974

>>16377969
Yep, it would be grand.

As always, Necromancer is the best class to play

>> No.16377986

It is impossible for a man to cuddle with a lamia and not become addicted to it

>> No.16377987

>>16377834
>"Nobody move, or the human boy gets it!"
http://imgur.com/a/c1yJr

>> No.16378001

>>16377987
>Evil Oberlady interviewing candidates
>"Qualifications?"
>"Rape, murder, arson, and rape."
>"You said rape twice".
>"I like rape."

>> No.16378004

>>16377903
I wholeheartedly agree with your tastes. Those full-body hugs would be to die for.
Of course, now I'm torn between slimes and lamias.

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>>16377905
>>16377719
>>16377736
>SUBVERSIVE THOUGHT DETECTED

>A thought coming from your neuro-IP that does not conform to official regulations has been detected from your location.

>Please stand by while we perform a neural scan via a memetic viral agent to confirm or deny these thoughts. Do not remove your neural implants until the process is finished or a Civil Defense Taskforce will be deployed at your location.

>Good Day.

>> No.16378012

>>16378008
Not gonna lie, I want a succuvirus

>> No.16378016

>>16378012
She's just using you for your grey matter, Anon.

>> No.16378025

>>16377987
It's better with audio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPBp6DOwgU

>> No.16378030

>>16377834
Actually yes.
Weird thats almost the exact scenario I've been thinking about. Though to my mind its less that you can't milk a dead human and more that the encyclopedias point out all monsters alive actually care about humans and don't want to see them come to harm. The only caveat is that it might not work against the REALLY strong guys who can intervene before you even have time to cut yourself.

>> No.16378031

>>16377987
>"Oh boys! Look what I've got here!"
>Paladins look back, seeing an Oni pull out a Dark Elf
>"Where all da shotas at?"

>> No.16378042

>>16378016
>grey matter
Dust?

>> No.16378045

>>16378042
Your brain.

>> No.16378046

>>16377903
That Oni's got a good-sized glass there.

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>>16377903
I love Crab's side art. Seeing other Monster girls living their lives and interacting with human boys give me a funny feeling inside. Specially when they're rare subspecies and their design differs from the norm.

>> No.16378085

>>16378080
Shame that they're all complete whores.

>> No.16378086

>>16378080
This last chapter was pretty good about that. Shame about some monsterboyshits here and there, but whatever.

>That Oni and minotaur fighting over a guy

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Remember to always love your Chimeras. No matter how ugly they are.

>> No.16378093

>>16378008
>[X] Remove neural implants

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>>16378092

>> No.16378102

Do you still hold out hope that your favorite writers will return?

>> No.16378111

>>16378102
No. My hope of Bromont returning died long ago.

>> No.16378115

>>16377892
Undead being able to reproduce conventionally means you can have loli wights and liches, KC in his wisdom thought ahead.

>> No.16378120

>>16378115
But do they grow up?

I may need to rethink MGK Lich.

>> No.16378124
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16378124

>Heya Anon, what's cookin'?

>> No.16378127
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16378127

>>16378093
TAKE HIM DOWN! GO! GO! GO!

>> No.16378128

>>16378102
I hold out hope that I might start fucking writing agian
Hey at least I know to never do multiple part things ever and just post works all at once

>> No.16378133

>>16378120
Using Peny's stuff for reference, they age and grow until a certain point.
In the case they want to remain as, or become lolis that's self-explanatory.

>> No.16378136

>>16378102
My hope of Bromont, Tarrek, Captain, and ParkedBuggy died along time ago.

Makes me glad nobody misses my written prose.

>> No.16378138
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16378138

>>16378124
Meth

>> No.16378142

>>16378127
>[X] Combat roll
>[X] Increase leg implants' power supply
>[X] Get the fuck out

>> No.16378144

>>16378124
>Hellhound approaches you
>She just asks how you are doing

It's probably a Phantom playing some chuuni fantasy of hers with her illusions otherwise that Hellhound would be raping Anon right now

>> No.16378150

>>16378136
>>16378111
Eh, I think bromont and captain on monster now
At least they were posting there half a year ago (compared to posting here 2-3 year ago), don't know if they still post though

>> No.16378151

>>16378128
>>16378136
Are you guys me? I feel like a shitbag when people talk about my stuff

>> No.16378153

>No salamander librarian

>> No.16378156
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16378156

>>16378142
You won't get far.

They will find you, and they will rape y- I mean, lawfully give you in to the authorities.

>> No.16378161

>>16378080
His world is actually pretty hilarious in hindsight because monsters still prefer human men over their opposite sex partners this far. I mean, fucking Orc men are fat-ass otakus who, if any indication can be taken from the game and other sources have GAL tier babes as their females.

Then you have the Centaurs, who's entire culture is based around a real horse breeding practice, with the males fucking the women just for their own pleasure and for procreation, leaving Centaurs like Cerea's mother desiring an intimacy found only with the human teasers.

Won't comment on Mermaids because Futurama gives a good enough idea.

>> No.16378162

>>16378128
>>16378136
>>16378151
I demand to know your handles. Though I have a strong feeling that at least one of you is Averageanon.

>> No.16378166

>>16378153
A salamander that heats a cold old library by getting so immersed in books sounds comfy

>> No.16378168

>>16378162
I will tell you that I'm not Average

>> No.16378174

>>16378128
If you're going to make inane whiny posts about your writefaggotry, can you at least not do it anonymously?
>>16378162
This.
>>16378168
That's not fucking good enough.

>> No.16378175

>>16378156
>They will find you
>[X] CLOAK ENGAGED

>> No.16378176

>>16378162
Nah, I'm me.

I'm too busy playing CK2's warhammer mod.

>> No.16378178

>>16378174
Fine, I'm peterdnzl

>> No.16378179

>>16378166
>you will never use you salamander wife's tail as a knightlamp to read

>> No.16378183

>>16378161
>>16378161
>monsters still prefer human men over their opposite sex
We don't really know that is true in most species other than centaurs. We have only seen a fraction of all monsters. For all we know most of them still prefer their own, and and there's also female-only species.

>> No.16378191

>>16378120
Well they probably do since they grew up that far. The only question is at what point the bodily aging is halted.

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16378192

>>16378168
>>16378176
Give names.
>>16378178
One down, two to go.
The /k/ stuff from the previous and current thread was definitely you, wasn't it.

>> No.16378193

>>16378178
http://i.imgur.com/fSCQj4H.png
I don't believe you.

>> No.16378197

>>16378161
Well KC is not retarded, he may draw monsterboys but he clearly wanted to make everybody know human men are superior.

And there's nothing wrong with that.

>> No.16378201

>>16378162
The Hungry Earth, The Carrion Crow.

>> No.16378202

>>16378192
>>16378176
I'm average, I was in the shower while everyone was talking.

>> No.16378203

Why are Tanuki lolis so adorable?

>> No.16378207

>>16378203
Because she keeps calling you goyim while you pick her up and play with her ears.

>> No.16378209

>>16378202
Wunderbar

>> No.16378215
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16378215

>>16378203
Because Tanuki are adorable and I'm actually getting tired of the Juden meme

>> No.16378217

>>16378162
I'm just a shitty writefag, mate.

>>16378150
I still hear of Bromont every now and again. I have some hope remaining that he still keeps doing awesome Saturday morning cartoon tiered stories.

>> No.16378221

>>16378191
What if they became a Lich or so at a younf age? Would they be a loli forever like Nyx?

>> No.16378222
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16378222

>>16378203
They're pretty damn lewd at times.

>> No.16378228

>>16378222
When their legs don't look like oversized scrotum.

>> No.16378233

>>16378138
I fucking love white horn platonically so much holy shit.

>> No.16378235

>>16378175
>[X] Night Vision
>[X] Infrared Vision
>[X] Teleports behind you.

>> No.16378236

>>16378192
If there's /k/ stuff, I'm usually involved, but I don't talk about my work when others mention it
>>16378193
You don't have to, just know I feel like a turd for never finishing my epilogue or starting that pirate story I wanted to do.
Please understand.

>> No.16378239

>>16378233
Would you a Whitehorn/Wendigo combo with a side of hot cheesy bread?

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16378240

>>16378228
Rude.

>> No.16378248

>>16378240
Fox butts > Tanu butts.

And while I'm at it.
Dragon butts > Lich butts = Wight butts > Succubutts > Kitsune butts.

>> No.16378249

>>16378203
Give me CC Tanuki's every day.

>> No.16378253

>>16378248
You've got that wrong

Kitsune butts > Lich butts > Everything else's butt

>> No.16378254

>>16378162
Im the guy who was/is doing the dnd story.

>> No.16378255

>>16378253
Eviscerate your loins.
Your ranking is deplorable.

>> No.16378258

>>16378239
I think I would? They look so comfy. White horn is incredibly adorable and heart warming, I just want to praise one until I can't even speak anymore.
Wendies are fluffy and cute too, I just want to sit under one's coat while she tells me stories about the people she saved from the snow.

>>16378248
I agree with this, though it could have more butts, such as mermaid, onis and insects.

>> No.16378259

>>16378235
>Teleport
Oh that is so cheap. Oh well, I guess I'll just use Maximum Speed. Can't teleport to what you can't catch!

>> No.16378260

>>16378255
My ranking is the only correct ranking my friend.

>> No.16378261

>>16378258
Kraken booty.

We need a big contest for best butt.

>> No.16378263

>>16378259
Said every hammerdin in D2 before being splattered by my Berserker Barb.

>> No.16378264

>>16378261
Jinko musclebutt

>> No.16378265

>>16378253
I dunno, big tanuki butts are quite lovely.

It's all those big meals they have.

>> No.16378267

>>16378264
Vampire royal booty in laced panties.

>> No.16378269

>>16378265
Tanukis are low tier asses. I would rather have a fox one, they have a bunch of tails and when put together makes it for a huge one.

>> No.16378275

>>16378261
like that touhou butt contest doujin?

>> No.16378280

Talk about butts with no mention of Anubutts?

Repent!

>> No.16378281

>>16378269
That's what you think!

Tanukis can get grand rears thanks to their generous meals and soft bodies!

>> No.16378282
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16378282

>>16378086
>Tall girls are love, but the bee and he fairy are also adorable.

>> No.16378283

>>16378263
What if I use IDDQD?

>> No.16378284

>>16378275
Why not?

Or some big event.
With judges groping butts to evaluate them, or seeing whi h butt can seduce the most shotas/men in an area.

>> No.16378285

>>16378248
Kakuen butt > Cheshire butt > Anubutt > Lich butt > Succubutt

>> No.16378292

>>16378282
63 is a lucky guy

>> No.16378293

>>16378281
Foxes can use magic and wave their tails in an alluring way to increse attraction. Meals don't matter when you have a natural body made for breeding.
If you're into fat girl you also have those foxes that get a lot of donations, so there is that.

>> No.16378301
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16378301

>No shortstack Automaton/Succubus/Fox/Undead to sit on your face with her plump jiggly booty

>> No.16378302

>>16378285
Do the monkey already before you go bananas, you stupid ape lover.

>> No.16378303

>>16378293
Please, you only need one big tail.
And tanukis can get big the old fashioned way without donations.

If anything, they enjoy it better!

>> No.16378310

>>16378285
Any butt drawn by barb > the rest

>> No.16378320

>>16378248
Wight > Anubis > Lich > Kitsune > other canids > everything else

>> No.16378323

>>16378301
I wish I could doodle Automats and ahoge half as good as this guy.

>> No.16378328

>>16378282
Elves are quick to recognize lewdness.

>> No.16378329

>>16378303
So can foxes, the donations just makes it easier. Foxes tails are flufier than tanuki too regardless of the amount.

>> No.16378336

>>16378329
Please, bushy tails are better than fluffy tails

>> No.16378337

>>16378282
I want to be 39.

Little girls fighting over a man is CUTE

>> No.16378338

>>16378292
I'm jealous

>> No.16378339

>>16378336
Get out.

>> No.16378343

>>16378282
I want to be #20.

>> No.16378344

>>16378310
I wish he'd draw a jinko, but it would be soft, so it wouldn't make a lot of sense
He's just a good artist and I like his work

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16378346

>>16378302
Would if I could.

>> No.16378350

>>16378344
What's the average price for Barb's works? I need to know if I can get anything with 15 bucks outside of a sketch because shit happened. Again.

>> No.16378354

>>16378343
That's a smug loli you got there.

>> No.16378357

>>16378354
Wait till I wipe that smugness off her with a cumflation.

>> No.16378364

>>16378162
Bollocks, Shoggocks, 'Fuck Off', whatever name you all deem fit to refer to me by.

>> No.16378368

>>16378301
>shortstack
>on your face
>not bottom heavy and in your lap

>> No.16378375
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16378375

So if Wonderland MGs are just normal MGs mixed with crazy, does that mean we can take normal MGs and mix them with cold?

Does that require some kind of chill obsessed Lilim to do it? Or maybe a insane Gremlim and Lich working together?

>> No.16378378

>>16378375
So Lilim Mrs. Freeze that does bad ice puns a lot?

>> No.16378385

>>16378344
I wish he'd do a Jinko too, even though he specializes in soft, I have a feeling that his level of detail would be really good for abs.
>>16378350
Last time he was open I think he was doing coloured sketches only and $25 per character.

>> No.16378394

>>16378375
Ice age lilim when?

Did they stop being mass produced?

>> No.16378395

>>16377754
>You've spent months being "purified" by Paladin-Chan
>At first you hated it. Her skill was far behind the skill of your monster partners, and her sneers about how much of a lustful beast you were and her putdowns on monstergirls annoyed you.
>But as she kept at it day after day, you began to enjoy it.
>She skill improved, and you thrust into her hand as she stroke you, eager to hear her coo as you came, praising you for getting rid of all that ichor inside of your balls.
>You enjoyed the feeling of her slick metal gauntlets and having your dick milked until it was limp
>For weeks this happened as the corruption was forced out of your body until you were clean again.
>But one day, instead of waking up inside of your cell, you wake up in a bed, but still in the nude as you usually are.
>Paladin-Chan is laying next to you, dressed in simple cloth bra and panties instead of her armor
>When she notices you are awake, she rolls on top of you.
>"Did you sleep well being on a real bed instead of a ratty old cot? I moved you because you were cured. There's not a single bit of their energy left in your body. You're human again. I've been waiting too long for this day"
>She rolls her panties to the side, revealing her glistening pussy.
>"Did you forget about this? It's a human's pussy. It's what your dick was meant for. Not a snake's pussy, or a fox's pussy, but a human's."
>She lowers herself onto you, giving a short grunt as you enter her.
>"There, isn't this good? You're not engaging in sinful decadence with inhuman sluts, but engaging in an act of love between a man and a woman to make life , as the Goddess teaches. I'll make you remember the love only a human can give"
>The paladin chuckles it your ear as she rides you late into the night.

>> No.16378398
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16378398

I love Hellhounds!

>> No.16378400

>>16378385
Of course. When I get money and want a commission, shit happens and makes me unable to get anything.
Oy vey.

I should sell plasma at this rate if I want to get art of Lani in her exposed hip robes and shouldercape, Sandy the Golem in non chibi form making a referance to that Miyazaki film about a sky castle, or a 9 foot tall knight with a young Wendigo, Yuki Onna, and Yeti playing on/around him.

>> No.16378406

>>16378398
I love human girls!

>> No.16378410

>>16378398
I love Liches.

Especially grumpy ones.

>> No.16378418

>>16378398
I love Automatons.
I really want to see what other Automatons look like.

>> No.16378420

>>16378418
They come with many variations.
As do their ahoge and weapon selections.

>> No.16378422

>>16377208
>Yandere
>Killing other people

>> No.16378425
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16378425

>>16378398
I love nerdhounds

>> No.16378431

>>16378425
Nerdhound a cute.

>> No.16378433

>>16378422
It's her duty as a paladin.

>> No.16378436
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>>16378398
Me too anon, me too.

I want to get dommed by a loli hound.

>> No.16378437
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16378437

I need Monster Girls with fuck crazy hairstyles.

None of these MGE ones are cutting it.

>> No.16378442

>>16378437
This looks extra retarded.

>> No.16378444
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16378444

Could this be a monster girl?

>> No.16378449
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16378449

>>16378425
>You're getting ready to go home from school one day
>You throw your messenger bag over your shoulder
>It has a Solaire of Astora emblem on it
>You lock up your locker, and right as you're about to head out, a great big dire hellhound kabedon's you against your locker
>She looks down at you with a devious grin
>"What rings you got, bitch?"

>> No.16378450

>>16378437
>fuck crazy hairstyles
Those are also ugly hairstyles.
>>16378444
Not until someone draws it.

>> No.16378452

>>16378444
What game is that? I remember someone posted a picture of some ridiculous monster that looks like it was basically invincible from it

>> No.16378454

>>16378449
Time to show this big bitch some frame perfect dodge rolls.

>> No.16378460

>>16378422
>Yandere
>Not killing all the sluts that stole her beloved's purity

>> No.16378463

>>16378395
I like this, it shows an unhealthy amount of devotion
She's not a jinko tho

>> No.16378465

>>16378422
Yandere can kill anyone except their love.

>> No.16378469

>>16378425
>>16378449
I want to be brutally yet awkwardly raped by my nerdhound childhood friend after she hits puberty and suddenly gets huge.

>> No.16378470

>All these sluts for Hellhound
I bet you'd bury your head in her chest fluff and inhale so strongly that you will pop a boner from it

>> No.16378476

>>16378422
Yandere kill people other than their lovers.

Yangire kill everyone, including their lover.

>> No.16378479

>>16378476
>>16378465
>>16378460
Killing other people over love isn't any time of -dere, it's just mental issues.

>> No.16378482

>>16378476
I want a yangire Lich to sexually murder me and resurrect me over and over again.

>> No.16378483

>>16378452
It's this
http://demon.ferretdev.org/
And the picture you're thinking of is probably a Greater Cyber Wyrm Angel Daemon Lich, which is from a different shitty roguelike.

>> No.16378486

>>16378476
I still want a yandere monstergirl

>> No.16378491 [SPOILER] 
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16378491

>>16378486

>> No.16378494

>>16378436
I want to dom a loli hound

>> No.16378500

>>16378486
Will you still want one when she makes sure you never look at another girl by forcing yout to kiss her every time a cute girl passes you by?

>> No.16378502

>>16378494
I want to cumflate a pudgy loli hellhound

>> No.16378504

>>16378494
I want to aggressively sub a fujo Cyclops.

>> No.16378506
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16378506

>>16378469
>You haven't seen your Hellhound childhood friend in years
>You meet up with her and in some ways she's changed a lot, others not so much
>She still plays all the same games you two used to play when you were younger
>Now she's fucking huge, towering over you
>You decide to hang out one day to catch up
>It's a little awkward after not seeing each other for so long
>"Hey Anon..."
"Yeah?"
>"You know, I really liked you a lot when we were younger."
"I mean we were best friends."
>"No! I mean I... Lo-lo... I l-loved you."
>You're pretty certain she's a fire hazard with how hot she's blushing.
>You're not really sure what to say
>If she had asked you to be her boyfriend, you probably would have said yes
>You don't have a girlfriend now either...
"Well... If you're still interested, I wouldn't mind dating yo-"
>Before you have a chance to finish your sentence she tackles you to the floor, forcefully kissing you all over
>Her wagging tail knocks your lamp over

>>16378470
Anon. I already have a boner just from seeing her.

>> No.16378512

>>16378502
>cumflate
>pudgy
Now this is terrible memes.

>> No.16378513

>>16378504
That's dumb.

>> No.16378514
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>>16378486
We all need a little bit of pofu in our lives.

>> No.16378519
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16378519

>>16378513
I'm going to degrade myself for her faster than she can even ask me to! I'll have breakfast ready when she wakes up! I'll eat her out while she games!

>> No.16378524

>>16378504
>tfw no cyclops stories
Real shame, they're so cute but they never get any attention.

>> No.16378531

>>16378519
She couldn't dom you even if she had a written guide.

>> No.16378535

>>16378524
I don't get why the blueberry MGE Cyclopi receive fuck-all for attention while the normal skinned kind do.

>> No.16378541

>>16378531
It's easy, she just has to stomp on my dick and make me do degrading things.

>> No.16378546

>>16378491
Yandere moth is great

>>16378506
Man, having a Hellhound childhood friend must be great
Knowing her before she became a rape machine would add a whole new dimension to your relationship instead of her just raping you so hard that you want to marry her
>spoiler
You're on a whole new level of sluttiness

>>16378514
I want take a nap on a moth's pofu, I bet it makes you have the best dreams

>> No.16378547
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16378547

>>16378470
I would.
Chest fluff is cute and Hellhounds are easy to manage if you know how to.

>> No.16378551

>>16378449
slumbering and roaring dragoncrest

>> No.16378555

>>16378541
How can she degrade you if she's the lowest of the low?

>> No.16378556

>>16378547
is this based a picture of a regular dog?

>> No.16378559

>>16378556
http://img.picturequotes.com/2/485/484250/we-had-a-bbq-last-night-this-was-our-view-quote-1.jpg

>> No.16378562

>>16376961
Pls b mai waifu 4 laifu.

>> No.16378564

>>16378546
It's like those cute greentexts about being poached by a loli Ushi-Oni and her rape insticts never kicking in. If you just slowly advance from playing doctor to loving amazon position sex, she'll associate sex with play instead of asserting dominance. I bet it's great to get propositioned for sex by playing games and watching movies instead of being dragged through the house and thrown onto the bed.

>> No.16378565

>>16378559
>Hellhound with heterochromia and black sclera
Noice

>> No.16378569

Why aren't there monster girls yet for Kuchisake, Shikigami, and Shisa? We already have obscure shit like ittan-momem

>> No.16378574

>>16378555
The fact that I treat her as my goddess sets me below her, and being below the lowest of the low is extremely degrading.

>> No.16378575

>>16378569
Monstergirls take time.

>> No.16378578

>>16378562
I'd say that to a glacies
I just want to see her gliding in the snow during winter, wearing a scarf and cute mitts

>> No.16378584

>>16378449
I hope she doesn't mind that I leveled DEX.

>> No.16378589

>>16378547
>Hellhounds are easy to manage if you know how to.
You mean having enough consensual sex with them that they don't feel the need to dominate you?

>>16378562
>>16378578
I'm not sure how a kuudere would react to a proposal
Heavy blushing and a hug?

>> No.16378596

>>16378589
>Heavy blushing and a hug?
I think you're confusing Dandere with Kuudere.

>> No.16378600

>>16378589
I want to see a slutty kuudere. Just handing out handjobs to all the boys in the class without moving a muscle on her face.

>> No.16378601

>>16378589
the kuudere will smile warmly
there's no picture of a glacies just slightly smiling wamrly

>> No.16378607

>>16378596
No, that's why I said I'm not sure how they would react
There is no way she is just going to stand there emotionless or just say a cold "yes"

By the way, aren't most bug species danderes?

>>16378600
An Ice Queen could do that they don't care about a thing

>>16378601
Is a smile enough for a proposal? For a confession it could work but a proposal is much more powerful

>> No.16378615

>>16378524
>>16378535
Something something something not wanting to fuse elements of Dwarves and Cyclopses together, as well as not wanting to write about a one-eyed, one-horned self depricating blueberry dick eater.

>> No.16378616
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>>16378607
>There is no way she is just going to stand there emotionless or just say a cold "yes"

>> No.16378619
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>>16378546
>You're on a whole new level of sluttiness
I'm a slut for wolfus.

>> No.16378623

>>16378619
Havin your body submit just by seeing an imagine is a special feeling, can you imagine how horny and bothered a Hellhound would get if she knew that?

>> No.16378629
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What is that weakness of yours that your waifu would use?

Mine are ears.

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>>16375196
>>16375203
>>16375206
>>16375214
Goddamn reds

>> No.16378638

>>16378607
I'm not going to go straight for proposal. Gotta work the way up there first you know.

>> No.16378642

>>16378629
Slipping a tail up under my shirt.
There has to be a picture of this somewhere but I can't find it.

>> No.16378645

>>16378629
Extremelly close and forcing me to look into her eyes, also the side of the neck and wrapping her tail around my leg/waist.

I can see my waifu being extra lewd and assertive in order to get the upper hand in sex and gently dominate me, which would make me love her even more.

>> No.16378666

>>16377546
That short story Wonderland Club has a pretty spot on Cheshire

>> No.16378670

>>16378600
Liches are probably stoicly lewd.
>"Anon. Come over after school and choke me with your cock"

>> No.16378676

>>16377902
As a powerfag a Lilim and a Seraph is the ultimate bigamy.

>> No.16378677

What are some gimmicks that girls who are multiple girls could have?

>> No.16378679

>>16378600
Disgusting

>> No.16378681

>>16378645
umph

>> No.16378683

>>16378670
...Do liches need to breathe?

>> No.16378688

>>16378645
>Extremelly close and forcing me to look into her eyes
Imagine this with a lamia and their wonderful eyes

>> No.16378691

>>16378683
Given that they're undead, I don't think they need to.

>> No.16378692
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What is this thing?

>> No.16378695

>>16378683
Undead don't need to in general

>> No.16378697

>>16378692
Sea monkey aka brine shrimp?

>> No.16378698

>>16378688
>basilisk

>> No.16378706

>>16378683
No, that's why she'll give the best head.

>> No.16378707

>>16378688
Well, she isn't a lamia, but dragons have really precious eyes. And don't even start when she says that I'm the best treasure she ever laid eyes upon. I will melt in her embrace.

>> No.16378718

>>16378629
I don't know, probably just hugging.

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>>16378691
>>16378695
>>16378706
So she just pretends to be choked? That's kinda cute.

>"Anon, your penis is is so big it is causing a gag reflex in the back of my throat. My intake of air has been completely sealed off by your erection. Soon, my head will start to get dizzy from the lack of oxygen and I will pass out, unable to stop you from violating my mouth. This mental state combined by the sense of helplessness at your display of dominance is causing my feeling of sexual extasis to multiply, making me more and mo-
"I understand that you don't need air, but why the narration?"
>"..."
>"... Gag. Cough, cough. Choke."
"Now you're just listing sound effects."
>"...Sorry."

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>>16377570
>People talking about Cheshire stories
>Silently hope link was to that one story I wrote over a year ago but never finished cus I'm a responsible adult with lots of responsibilites
>Tfw nobody remembers it.
in retrospect it wasn't all that good

>> No.16378752

>>16378744
That is pretty cute.

>> No.16378754

>>16378744
>So she just pretends to be choked? That's kinda cute.
That's kinda hot, you could strangle a Lich during sex and it wouldn't do shit to her but it could make for some great role play.

>> No.16378755

>>16378748
Attention whoring. The post.

>> No.16378758

>>16378748
people dont write as much here anymore,

>> No.16378761

>>16378744
Lich asphyxiation roleplay is extremely hot. I want to jizz in her lungs and have her describe sensation of them filling up with my foul liquid.

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>>16378755
Yeah basically.

>> No.16378772

>>16378754
>Please stop strangling me. If you persist, my lungs will be unable to extract more oxygen, and in turn my heart will be unable to deliver it to my brain. The amount of carbon dioxide will rise, and I will die painfully as my body detects dangerous levels of carbon dioxide in my blood and gives out a warning signal that becomes more and more intense until I die.

>> No.16378780

>>16378692
Probably a Plesioth.

Mightiest of all Monsters.

>> No.16378786

>>16378771
give me the cliffnotes version

>> No.16378788

>>16378771
Don't attention whore anon, write more! Write so well that people have to talk about it.

>> No.16378791

>>16378629
Bombarding me with complements while hugging me from behind and playing with my ears.
I'd lose all coherency.

>> No.16378796

>>16378780
Fuck her hips.

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>>16378796
With your fingers?

>> No.16378810

>>16378788
That was Fizz that attention whored, not me.

>> No.16378814
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>>16378629
Intimacy basically.
Eye contact
Gentle kind words
Cuddling

It would probably overwhelm me.
As much as I know it's what I want, and how much I talk about wanting it, It would turn me in to an autistic mess of a human.

>> No.16378816

>>16378772
>The girls of myth in the palm of our hand!
Liches are the cutest and the sexiest monster girl ever.

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>>16378809
With my dick.

>> No.16378821

>>16378221
Naturaly yes, though it's not like a lich can't use magic to make her undead body grow as if alive until a certain age.

In my headcanon, undead aging is defined by the person and the character. An energetic genki ghoul might age only until she's a curvy, tight as fuck nubile older teen. But a more ara ara zombie/wight might age until she's in her late 20's.

>> No.16378823

>>16378744
You could do that with an esper except their main body is actually choking.

>> No.16378826

>>16378816
Mini Liches all over you, stoically reading books on shrinking people and roleplay books for dummies.

>> No.16378831

>>16378817
She's too small! It won't fit!

>> No.16378833

>>16378817
Anon no! It won't fit in the poor girl's you know what!

>> No.16378843

>>16378821
My headcanon has them unaging if they were brought back as undead, and has them stop aging after a certain point if they were "born" so.

MGK Lich would probably feel seething rage at the sight of other Liches actually growing up. If not for her lack of fucks to give, of course.

>> No.16378847

>>16378831
well in my case it would...

>> No.16378850

>>16378831
>>16378833
Geez, fine. But I'll lick and use my tongue to violate her, then I'll ´post a picture only with her lewd face and say "I'm going to pleasure myself with this fish."

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Ah~
I really want to get a blowjob from a cute Abomination.

>> No.16378860
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>your waifu's face when she gets a text message from you

>> No.16378862

>>16378850
And then she bucks her hips, decapitating you with her psychic powers.

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>>16378847

>> No.16378866

>>16378843
But even if that was the case, it's dumb to assume lich can't alter her own body utterly at will.

>> No.16378867

>>16378862
Fucking plesioths I knew I should've used my dick. At least I have two more chances.

>> No.16378869

>>16378860
Did she get a break up message?

>> No.16378872

>>16378860
She looks pissed off.

>> No.16378875

>>16378872
i find see looks shocked

>> No.16378876

>>16377902
This isn't an actual translation from one of KC's works, is it? If not, it definitely sounds like something he would write.

>> No.16378880

>>16378866
Well, perhaps there are limits to what can be done? That or magic can't replicate the effects of the hormones used to make a body grow up.

Making her grow up does take a Wurmling to the back of her characters head like a blackjack, though. Plus, Elf-Wight would end up pointless outside of threesomes.

>> No.16378881

>>16378862
>G-rank double Plesioth PTSD intensifies

Those hips hit like a freight train with a mile wide hit-box

>> No.16378882

>>16378869
>>16378872
She found out you're working late, she had a romantic meal planned.

>> No.16378886

>>16378872
>>16378875
It's obviously a face of "What"/"Oh shit" which doesn't really work since anon said she was your waifu. The picture would be more accurate describing a girl getting a surprise text from her crush.

>> No.16378890

>>16378788
Honestly I've been trying off and on for the past year, but I can never find the confidence to commit to anything i write. Also, didn't mean to attention whore.Just ultra lonely

>>16378786
Half-incubus snowflake
Sneeky beeky
Cheshire wanna fug
And then they sexed.

>> No.16378891

>>16378881
Which game? FU's Yama bow was rapetrain tier on them.

>> No.16378892

>>16378886
like i said: shocked

>> No.16378893

>>16378882
She found out that succubus she hates got transferred to the same department as you and has been hitting on you ever since.

>> No.16378895

>>16378880
There's no reason to assume that she just doesn't do it because she's either mentally stuck at a stage of childhood or just chooses not to do so.

It's just imposing some kind of limitation on her ability to do so is dumb. Something like aging is, if you'l excuse the pun, child's play to a lich.

>> No.16378897

>>16378891
MHFU, I mained longswords.

It was Dodge or Die

>> No.16378903

>>16378886
But she doesn't look pleased at all.

>> No.16378906

>>16378903
You wouldn't be at first. You'd freeze and panic internally if senpai ever noticed you.

>> No.16378908

>>16378893
Real context: Korwa is a sucker for happy endings, she was reading granblue fantasy's Romeo and Juliet event. Needless to say, it wasn't happy.

>> No.16378909

>>16378897
Hello my brother from another longsword.

>Dodging and attacking at the same time just to look cool
I hope dragon waifu is proud of me.

>> No.16378916

>>16378890
>Half-incubus snowflake
>Sneeky beeky
>Cheshire wanna fug
>And then they sexed.
thats not the cliffnotes version thats a quarterback's english essay but gets a passing grade anyway cause the school wants to go to state version.

>> No.16378918

>>16378909
I think a lot of MGs would be impressed at using Adept style perfectly

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What if...

Witch Lich? Or perhaps Lich Witch?

>> No.16378925

>>16378890
Welcome back from the dead Ravagestar.

>> No.16378929

>>16378886
>The picture would be more accurate describing a girl getting a surprise text from her crush.
I want to ask her for love advice and see if she realizes I'm talking about her.

>> No.16378931

>>16378921
I mean, they're technically already witches.
But if she want's to be called Witch Lich I'd be okay with that.

>> No.16378932

>>16378918
I would be nice if it was like that. I want monster girl to admire and want me as a husbando for the things I do, not just because I'm a boy.

I'm gonna grind until my waifu has no other choice than to see me as equal!

>> No.16378936

>>16378921
Lewd Witch.