Which Touhou would you want as a wife and why? I wish Yuuka was my wife because she's so chill and I would love to help her with gardening. I'm sure that my unfunny jokes and overall pessimistic attitude would amuse her a lot.

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Anonymous Sat Jan 7 04:35:19 2017 No.16376132 [DELETED]

Which Touhou would you want as a wife and why? I wish Yuuka was my wife because she's so chill and I would love to help her with gardening. I'm sure that my unfunny jokes and overall pessimistic attitude would amuse her a lot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 04:36:54 2017 No.16376134 Ok how about you tell us a funny joke then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 04:39:25 2017 No.16376140 >>16376134 Why did I cross the road? Because I knew that a car might end my life and free me from this pathetic existence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 04:46:56 2017 No.16376163 >>16376140 Nice dude. I'd say which Toho I'd want to be my wife but I can't decide.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 04:49:59 2017 No.16376169 Eirin is already my wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 04:59:11 2017 No.16376196 >>16376169 but why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 05:21:41 2017 No.16376253 Yuuka is my 4th wife

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 05:23:22 2017 No.16376260 File: 221 KB, 1768x2048, kogasa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kogasa because she recognizes the importance of staying cheery even if life has been cruel to you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 05:24:39 2017 No.16376263 >>16376260 that's a cute wife dude

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 07:12:14 2017 No.16376506 File: 359 KB, 597x832, 1482741615066.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16376132 Enjoy being killed while mating

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 07:19:30 2017 No.16376524 >>16376260 And she gets wet for you!

>>	ANON X Sat Jan 7 07:23:01 2017 No.16376535 >>16376506 The only Mating press she likes is the type of press familiar to old Johannes Guttenburg himself

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 07:30:22 2017 No.16376550 File: 52 KB, 417x600, 1483196678741.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This cutie. I want to be a nice caring man for her and work to buy as much food as possible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 07:49:27 2017 No.16376580 >>16376506 Yuuka is not a psychopath, secondary.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 08:04:20 2017 No.16376591 File: 208 KB, 900x1200, 1474477266029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16376132 I do not approve of her actions but I can't stop how I feel

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 08:11:33 2017 No.16376599 File: 387 KB, 1200x900, __komeiji_satori_touhou_drawn_by_kurokuro__747f2cf08e1f90198702b1245468671d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...what's that, Satorin? Already hearing Okuufags in the distance?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 08:28:30 2017 No.16376624 File: 257 KB, 850x1204, __tsukumo_benben_touhou_drawn_by_ju_old505__sample-64e680d5b32b6b38ec4b2e4c0aed85db.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] benben without a doubt. Because music and she's pretty

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 09:08:29 2017 No.16376706 File: 122 KB, 1200x750, 1481535272931.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16376132 She's bold, rebellious, ambitious and just really cute. I just can't stop thinking about her. Even if it seems impossible, I still wanna try.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 09:10:11 2017 No.16376715 >>16376624 And you probably have no rivals in this either. Lucky you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 09:11:49 2017 No.16376722 File: 410 KB, 871x1213, 58675305_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sanae is a very diligent girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 09:14:44 2017 No.16376731 File: 190 KB, 632x900, a17ecb3ed1f1dbb776c0bc67e0815075.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I will marry the Remimimi. My blood is rated A+ so the mistress would be delighted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 09:22:07 2017 No.16376748 >>16376731 But her luck stat is an E, she's destined not to have such a cool /jp/sie as a husband.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 09:46:20 2017 No.16376799 File: 865 KB, 800x1122, 1356194882981.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patche. Quiet, intelligent, would be a comfy simple life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 09:50:03 2017 No.16376810 >>16376799 It wouldn't be quiet with Remiria around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 11:55:16 2017 No.16377243 File: 548 KB, 2732x1932, 1471419306108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16376731 I remember reading she likes type B blood.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 11:59:26 2017 No.16377259 >>16377243 cool pic but why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 12:03:24 2017 No.16377278 File: 100 KB, 731x863, avk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16377259 Dunno, it must be sweeter for her

Anonymous Sat Jan 7 12:06:20 2017 No.16377299
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Yukari, so I can be her househusband who greets her with a smile and a meal every time she returns home, wherever it may be, and showers her with attention and affection. Plus Ran will have more time to relax, improve Chen's programming and complete her other tasks.

Whenever she goes to sleep, I'll warm her with my body, finish my chores or socialize with the other members of the Yakumo faction.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 12:12:05 2017 No.16377320 >>16377278 >wooden dildo >no hammer shit vampire hunter set

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 12:12:07 2017 No.16377321 >>16376580 Reminder that Grimsokyo is canon and Yuuka would absolutely kill anybody that isn't directly protected by the spellcard rules

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 12:45:34 2017 No.16377430 File: 279 KB, 751x1051, Kamishirasawa.Keine.full.1315334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My wife dudes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 12:45:47 2017 No.16377431 >>16377321 yuuka is a kind lady

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 12:46:56 2017 No.16377440 >>16377430 those armpits make me unf UNF

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 13:05:08 2017 No.16377517 File: 105 KB, 319x472, Remy high chair smug-gy smug smug~.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16376731 >blood type A+ You're just begging to get smugged at. >>16377243 You are correct, but have some smug for you too!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 13:08:07 2017 No.16377530 But I don't want to get married

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 13:09:19 2017 No.16377532 File: 416 KB, 1500x843, 5c441cf5e9b3649ca2a78da4cc1900fcef3917ab237e53660566498c41acf89b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16377321 >Reminder that Grimsokyo is canon You're a funny guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 14:52:22 2017 No.16377862 File: 19 KB, 400x400, 1448552868151.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16377530 >But I don't want to get married what the HECK

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 15:11:08 2017 No.16377924 >>16377862 not yet

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 15:29:20 2017 No.16377993 File: 309 KB, 669x1043, c751f7f96455a6fcc51ab90af2fd0c45.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would marry Yukari, we can rule Gensoukyo together

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 15:32:05 2017 No.16378005 >>16377993 Yukari doesn't rule anything, she's just a fake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 15:43:18 2017 No.16378053 File: 179 KB, 600x400, 1455645133340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1. marry a 2hu 2. chances are you get old and die while she remains eternally young 3. ????? 4. yeah no

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 15:46:02 2017 No.16378067 >>16378053 How is having a wife that perpetually looks young a bad thing? Most people can only dream of that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 15:49:16 2017 No.16378082 File: 475 KB, 960x1070, Kamishirasawa.Keine.full.867513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16378053 this is why I'd have my wife bite me, dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 15:55:34 2017 No.16378118 File: 432 KB, 723x831, 1392502033528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She'd probably turn me into a doll for her experiments. I can deal with that.

Anonymous Sat Jan 7 15:55:58 2017 No.16378119
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>>16376624
>>16376715
There was a time when I named Benben my favourite DDC.

Then my dick spoke. He said, "Banki butt."

Now I want to marry this chuu2 dork and get drunk with her every day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 15:59:56 2017 No.16378141 >>16376731 I also like the Remi, but i'm afraid she won't be particularly pleased with my O+ type..

Anonymous Sat Jan 7 16:14:59 2017 No.16378206

>>16377321
>Yuuka would absolutely kill anybody that isn't directly protected by the spellcard rules

This would be true if we were talking about PC-98 Yuuka.
She doesn't attack anyone on sight like she used to, she is far more calm and less hostile now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 16:19:00 2017 No.16378226 >>16378053 What if she offers you to feed you her guts?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 16:21:32 2017 No.16378238 >>16378226 She doesn't want anybody to suffer as much as her. I think. Maybe spending eternity with mai waifu wouldn't be that bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 16:30:37 2017 No.16378266 Which tōhō would be worth being a house husband for?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 16:31:11 2017 No.16378268 >>16378266 Marisa?

Anonymous Sat Jan 7 18:01:20 2017 No.16378604

>>16377278
As a light eater she must be a gourmet. But similar to a true breast lover I think her favorite blood belongs to the person she loves the most.

>>16377243
Not sure 2 shots will do her in, if you can even hit. Better get a full auto shotgun or so, but to your misfortune, Ian is prevent all those guns from being truly forgotten.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 19:03:28 2017 No.16378804 File: 144 KB, 333x333, 58535632_p6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16376132 I want to help her research the occult. Maybe she can find a way to take me to Gensokyo with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 19:11:09 2017 No.16378849 >>16378804 Maybe she can find a way to take you out of here

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 19:19:12 2017 No.16378889 File: 272 KB, 800x600, BWRAliceMargatroid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She seems like a bad-hearted person, obsessed with things she can control. Maybe we can be control freaks together.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 02:52:08 2017 No.16380640 >>16378804 your not allowed to love the nerd

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 03:43:10 2017 No.16380753 File: 822 KB, 850x1200, 26011022_p1_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16376196 Because she loves me and we have sex twice a day every day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 06:19:01 2017 No.16381050 >>16378082 That's not how hakutakus work

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 06:27:51 2017 No.16381065 >>16376731 You'll turn into a zombie and die if she sucks your blood, secondary-kun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 06:32:24 2017 No.16381073 I imagine life in the Scarlet devil mansion would be the most fun and less boring so I'd pick someone from there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 06:45:40 2017 No.16381096 >>16381050 Don't question my headcanon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 07:01:29 2017 No.16381145 File: 13 KB, 218x231, 046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16381065

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 09:24:39 2017 No.16381426 >>16381065 Are you implying that's a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 10:34:57 2017 No.16381634 >>16381065 It depends on how much blood does she suck, Secondary-san

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 12:48:52 2017 No.16382136 File: 546 KB, 634x800, CTYQ4uGUEAEKmrY.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16380640 Your rules can't stop me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 16:13:01 2017 No.16382877 >>16382136 Go ahead, just like falling off a bridge, nobody's gonna stop you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 02:14:02 2017 No.16385112 File: 592 KB, 763x1154, __kishin_sagume_touhou_drawn_by_aioi_aoi__6bb4ca3e03fb3d509bc500da1e2d8c47.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16376132 Sagume because she wouldn't ever lie to me. ...Right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 02:17:33 2017 No.16385117 File: 277 KB, 602x850, 123849298423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Keine is objectively the best wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:17:17 2017 No.16387969 File: 170 KB, 612x960, IMG_20161116_194153.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Challenge accepted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:21:22 2017 No.16387993 >>16387969 The harshest punishment for her, maybe. Did Eiki do something bad?

Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:27:12 2017 No.16388022
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They are people better suited for being a wife than mine. Better with kids, more responsible, know a more about maintaining a house and raising a family. Even if she isn't a stereotypical housewife, these are still important skills to have. >>16385117
has the right of it, without a doubt.

Don't care, I love her. We'll make it work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:37:20 2017 No.16388068 File: 600 KB, 1000x1000, 460d4a26fc3cfefa500641513b39aaf2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The best wife is one who doesn't merely tend to a home, but is willing and able to defend it with lethal force.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:40:19 2017 No.16388081 >>16388068 Dorks can't be wives

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:58:29 2017 No.16388179 File: 649 KB, 1038x1311, 6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16388081 they can be rapist

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:02:58 2017 No.16388203 >>16388179 lol no

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:07:51 2017 No.16388225 File: 2.76 MB, 2114x1737, 10.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16388203 :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:11:33 2017 No.16388244 >>16388225 that's not rape

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:14:53 2017 No.16388267 File: 50 KB, 600x800, Bait.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16388244 >that's not rape Picture is my response

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:15:42 2017 No.16388271 >>16388267 That's a fat rat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:19:39 2017 No.16388292 >>16388267 Imagine Nazrin looking at your dick the same way she looks at that cheese

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:24:57 2017 No.16388320 >>16388225 >:^) Back to /v/ with you vermin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 20:22:06 2017 No.16388916 I dont think any 2hu would like you as husband

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 20:53:18 2017 No.16389055 >>16381065 Not if he's a virgin, which is highly likely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 21:48:43 2017 No.16389232 >>16388916 We already know. Let us dream

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 22:15:36 2017 No.16389331 File: 374 KB, 1062x1500, 1327857218560.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am sure she could be a good mother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 22:30:47 2017 No.16389395 File: 59 KB, 500x706, b0345d26c4e292d95d9ebb4a9d9698a3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16376132 Kogasa. She's cute as fuck and nice and wants to be useful.

Anonymous Mon Jan 9 22:37:04 2017 No.16389417
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>>16376132
>Which Touhou would you want as a wife.
Shiki Eiki Yamaxandu

>Why?
I'm studying for my law degree, love justice, an orderly society built for an actual reason.

I want the Yama to also bear my offspring.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 22:38:40 2017 No.16389423 >>16389417 but yamas don't follow "law", they follow "right and wrong"!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 22:40:30 2017 No.16389430 >>16385112 All it takes for you to be cucked is for her to innocently state that she would never cheat on you, no ? I'm telling you anon, the amanojaku are dangerous waters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 22:42:20 2017 No.16389436 >>16389430 Sagume is a lunarian

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 22:45:38 2017 No.16389453 >>16389436 Blargh, flew right past my mind. The point still stands, all it takes is a slip of the tongue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 22:46:11 2017 No.16389454 File: 330 KB, 1165x828, Spooky Ghost.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would wife Tojiko, and work towards being Gensokoyo's most powerful hermit to stay by her side.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 22:47:45 2017 No.16389462 >>16389436 Then she can't have sex due to how impure it is

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 22:55:53 2017 No.16389505 >>16378889 >>16378118 Alice would try and stuff her kids with gunpowder or arm them with rifles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 23:11:37 2017 No.16389588 >>16389505 >rm them with rifles. So Alice is /k/ ? All the better.

Anonymous Tue Jan 10 12:48:47 2017 No.16392796

>>16389331

When you're a young man, you think Marisa is the cool big sister who will do all the silly things you want to do, or that you can work through the issues Reisen has to be happy, and that you can save her, or that you can steal enough of Youmu's or Sakuya's time to actually mean something to them.

When you grow older and become more responsible, you realise that Reimu offers stability and a fulfilling family life. She will curtail your bad side and accentuate the good. Also because the shrine has poor insulation, you will be cuddling a lot more than is normal for a Japanese marriage.

Reimu is the girl who waited all the years while you fooled around with other girls that ultimately went nowhere. She's my wife, dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 12:52:35 2017 No.16392809 File: 785 KB, 1000x1183, 39060572_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yamame wants YOU as her husband! She says it's because you "look delicious."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 13:34:44 2017 No.16392957 File: 255 KB, 580x813, 1ba14f37e07d5af4ad68231ae34afafc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16376132 I want Parsee as my wife, I want to feel clingy and invasive affection

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 18:17:24 2017 No.16394202 File: 75 KB, 1280x898, SEIRENSEN_Second_25-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16389395 She's useful in dying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 04:41:33 2017 No.16396366 >>16378053 Just eat her liver multiple times

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:49:07 2017 No.16401944 >>16392796 Your wife is my armpit-sideboob paizuri slave, dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:05:02 2017 No.16401999 >>16401944 fite me irl

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