Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:21:56 2017 No.16421894 [Reply] [Original]

Undeads are cold this time of year Anon. You'll keep them warm, right?

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:22:53 2017 No.16421896 File: 3.33 MB, 2273x2906, Shoggoth top meido.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] maids are olev

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:23:32 2017 No.16421897 >>16421883 Too bad they'd be awful games for actually having fun. And the lewd bits would be tailored to Monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:24:03 2017 No.16421899 File: 131 KB, 756x857, 0e7b4cd14284aa1faaeabb6c25e95b0a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to breed your mouse responsibly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:24:14 2017 No.16421900 >>16421828 Well the loli vampire will be very happy to know that her onii-san great taste in cereal. Expect lots of hugs and some kissing/biting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:24:32 2017 No.16421904 File: 902 KB, 1664x1989, 1472070368099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16421894 I wanna give jiang shi massages every morning to combat rigor mortis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:25:59 2017 No.16421906 >>16421869 It'd be great to play games and then get into a party and put on voice chat and see what happens. Especially in MMOs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:31:01 2017 No.16421912 >>16421906 Shame that's the only entertainment value to be had for a human in those games. If I can corrupt one, just one, into playing an old human classic then it'd be worth it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:32:43 2017 No.16421916 >>16421900 Wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:33:12 2017 No.16421917 >>16421904 Hot steamy sex is the best way to fight rigor mortis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:37:12 2017 No.16421927 >>16421897 >>16421912 What story are you spoiling?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:37:44 2017 No.16421929 >>16421900 I want to ruffle a loli Vampire's hair and show her a lot of platonic love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:38:07 2017 No.16421932 Why are Wizards so insistent on people using "Gazers" instead of "Beholders" anyway, at this point Gazers are probably more famous as name. >>16421894 Mohrg when? Shadow when? Wraith when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:38:41 2017 No.16421933 tfw no maine coon catgirl gf http://imgur.com/a/O49Ey

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:39:17 2017 No.16421936 >>16421932 I prefer Beholders but thats from the fa/tg/uy in me.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:39:22 2017 No.16421937

>>16421897
>Lewd bits tailored to monstergirls
>Implying
>Awful for having fun
>Implying
It would be like skyrim with sex mods that are actually good. You COULD play it like a straight rpg fantasy. Or you could also rape the leader of the bandits who attacked the town until she's pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:39:36 2017 No.16421938 >>16421927 What's next, you bitching about Greentexts? Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:40:26 2017 No.16421939 It's been a while since I've been in one of these threads, can anyone help me find the story about a guy taking revenge on the MGs bullying him at school through hate-fucking them? Can't seem to find it in the writing pastebin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:40:43 2017 No.16421940 >>16421937 Why would a game made by monstergirls try to tailor to humans at all? And what makes you think that a species that just made the jump from feudal to modern would be any good at programming?

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:41:42 2017 No.16421944

>>16421940
>Why would a game made by monstergirls try to tailor to humans at all?
Because they want human boys to have fun too? The fuck kind of question is that?
>And what makes you think that a species that just made the jump from feudal to modern would be any good at programming?
In your shit setting maybe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:41:50 2017 No.16421945 >>16421939 The smug squad one? I that one exists as a screencap. Anyone have it?

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:42:23 2017 No.16421947

>>16421912
>All MG games are wish fulfillment for MGs
>Boys get "raped" and love you all the time
>Your quest is to save the (Really handsome) prince.
>And that's not if you have the option to choose who you want.
>All the men wear minimal clothes and are ripped.
>95% of all games are just porn. Not pseudo-porn, just strait up porn.
But hay, at least your guild like you in that MMO, right anon? The flirting just the way the show it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:42:31 2017 No.16421948 >>16421936 At this point everyone knows they're the same but since every setting ever uses Gazer instead of Beholder...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:42:41 2017 No.16421949 >>16421939 Search YBA and Vengeance

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:42:48 2017 No.16421950 >>16421939 I think you're looking for YBA's work, Vengeance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:43:02 2017 No.16421951 >>16421939 >>16421945 nvm I found it, Vengeance in Little Monster City

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:44:00 2017 No.16421957 >>16421929 You can try that but if you deny her for too long you'll wake up one day with her sucking your blood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:44:04 2017 No.16421958 >>16421949 >>16421950 thanks fellas

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:44:18 2017 No.16421959 >>16421948 Lets call them Evil-eyes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:44:29 2017 No.16421961 >>16421951 What I wouldn't give for vanilla Nina. Or just more interactions with her and her sister's mother, Maria was it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:44:34 2017 No.16421962 >>16421947 Of course they like me. I'm a white mage... oh. Oh I see...

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:45:10 2017 No.16421964

>>16421944
Anon, if I want to be a grumpy shit who only plays human games I'm going to be a grumpy shit who only plays human games.

>>16421947
I'm gonna invite some of the cooler ones to my house and then introduce them to some human games like Wonderful 101 and Dark Souls.
I wonder how they'd react to learning I only play that MMO for social interaction.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:45:44 2017 No.16421965 >>16421959 Beholder Mage Girl is a based fanfiction.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:46:13 2017 No.16421967 >>16421957 I don't think she'd be so rude as to try and steal her Onee-san's boyfriend though.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:46:32 2017 No.16421969
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>>16421961

Closest you'll get is the love nina route YBA made. It's complete, but it's much shorter than the "main" route, and who knows if he'll ever pick that up again.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:47:20 2017 No.16421970

>>16421964
>Anon, if I want to be a grumpy shit who only plays human games I'm going to be a grumpy shit who only plays human games.
You can be a flaming faggot all you like, that doesn't mean monstergirls wouldn't make games. Nor does it mean they woudn't make some of the best games. Imagine a Phantom working together with an automaton to program the perfect immersive story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:48:53 2017 No.16421978 >>16421927 Misuse of spoiler text is all over the site and is practically part of 4chan culture by now. Why are you suddenly so troubled by it?

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:49:03 2017 No.16421979

>>16421970
Anon, I'm trying to say I'd be desperately clinging to my childhood and the good times I had while watching all my old mainstays fall by the wayside for the new monstergirl hotness.
Those monstergirls will have to pry my human made games from my cold tear stained hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:49:24 2017 No.16421981 >>16421978 He's trying to enforce posting standards

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:49:55 2017 No.16421984 >>16421979 >>16421964 >>16421940 What story are you spoiling? >>16421978 Why is that okay?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:50:17 2017 No.16421985 >>16421978 Because he's a shitposter >>16421981 "Posting Standards" Don't forget the quotation marks anon, they're important for letting people know you're calling it bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:51:25 2017 No.16421986 >>16421984 We didn't tolerate your kind during the end days of the /a/ threads and we sure as shit won't tolerate you now. Fuck. Off.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:51:58 2017 No.16421990

>>16421969
I actually remember being in some of those threads. One stands out a lot though.

When Danon yanked Nina's ear and was hostile and suspicious about her wearing a nice dress, lots of anons booed his behaviour. One post was something along the lines of, 'she dresses up for you and you abuse her? Not cool.'

Pardon me, just strolling down memory lane (then running past this part).

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:52:47 2017 No.16421993 >>16421979 I don't really care about your fantasies. I'm just saying that the games made by MGs would be neither awful nor unfun. You can be a hipster all you like. >>16421984 The story of my life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:54:25 2017 No.16421998 >>16421993 Anon, I want a monstergirl to fucking heal me. I'm trying to set up a healing fantasy where a monstergirl helps me move on and accept that the new stuff isn't bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:55:20 2017 No.16422002 >>16421998 You're hamming up the "grumpy old man resistant to change" angle way too fucking much. It's not something that gives people ptsd

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:56:32 2017 No.16422007 >>16422002 You're reading too deep into it. I'm just being bitter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:56:43 2017 No.16422008 >>16421984 Any reason why you came here? We aren't hurting your touhou and onahole threads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:57:22 2017 No.16422012 >>16421990 I get where the MC was coming from, but yeah, he's a fucknugget at times for sure. >>16421998 You and me both. 2016 was rough for me and it'd be nice to have someone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:58:36 2017 No.16422018 >>16422012 I sometimes get where he's coming from* whoops

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 04:59:41 2017 No.16422020 File: 5 KB, 87x87, x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16421993 >>16421998

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 05:00:56 2017 No.16422022 File: 448 KB, 800x600, 1466222335102.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16421984 End yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 05:02:35 2017 No.16422025 >>16422020 nice thread related image friendo, but we like to enforce some posting standards so we'd appreciate it if you'd knock that off and delete that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 05:07:16 2017 No.16422036 >>16422025 >but we like to enforce some posting standards >>16421981 >He's trying to enforce posting standards Okay so which one is it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 05:08:28 2017 No.16422038 >>16422036 Anon, the first you one replied to is mocking him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 05:13:24 2017 No.16422048 >>16422036 I'm the second anon and the anon that replied to me was right. There are posting standards and there are "posting standards" What you're doing is no different from "hurrduur wh oare you quoting? :^)"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 05:14:55 2017 No.16422050 >>16422048 >What you're doing is no different from "hurrduur wh oare you quoting? :^)" Fairly sure it's the same guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 05:17:33 2017 No.16422054 >>16422050 There's a handful of wankers who shitpost here until they're made to take a vacation. Not about to go calling "samefag"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 05:18:21 2017 No.16422056 >>16422050 I like how even after two years of being here we still have other /jp/ residents coming in and being butthurt over our single thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 05:19:08 2017 No.16422057 >>16422050 No the one about the image is me but I'm not the usual guy who does it, nor am I the faggot complaining about something nobody gives a shit about on a thread with nothing to do with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 05:22:39 2017 No.16422067 >>16422056 Aren't we closing in on 3 years now? I can't remember. >>16422057 I mean, you're being a faggot. But a nice and honest faggot, so I like you... more than the others.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 05:25:47 2017 No.16422080 >>16422067 We came here in September 2014. So two and a halfish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 05:43:17 2017 No.16422119 >>16422067 Jesus, where does the time go? I want that time dragon to send me back in time. So I can do it all again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 05:52:20 2017 No.16422135 >>16422080 >tfw came here in 2015 and it's all been downhill since

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 05:57:20 2017 No.16422150 >>16422080 I can't believe I've been here since late 2013. Almost four years now. Still wanting to cuddle a monstergirl to bed and feel the heaving of her chest against mine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 06:10:40 2017 No.16422173 >>16422135 same >spoiler same

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 06:11:54 2017 No.16422174 >>16422135 >you missed the /a/ days Those were the best. Not the last few months, those were terrible with dedicated trolls desperately trying to get the thread banned for good, but before that it was great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 06:13:06 2017 No.16422178 >>16422135 But the threads were already turning shit by 2015.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 06:13:31 2017 No.16422179 >>16422150 Same here, Anon Or to stare into each others eyes and forget everything else exists.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 06:18:05 2017 No.16422190

>>16422080
I came along just in time to the the /a/ threads get raided and have them sent over here. I wish I got here earlier because the threads back then were more fun, with tons of writefagging and CYOAs that weren't thread ignitingly awful.
Looking at you, Nyanon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 06:18:56 2017 No.16422192 >>16422174 It was prime time for greentext stories, short and long

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 06:23:58 2017 No.16422204 >>16422190 I was pretty terrible at that, yes.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 06:25:20 2017 No.16422209
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRhg2zvalXc

I want to help the local militia stave off an offensive from a Demon Realm invasion force long enough to evacuate the rest of the nearby towns before they push us back with Automaton reinforcements to combat our firearms! With no hope of the National Guard or Army getting to us in time, and no way to retreat, we'll make our last stand in the large church near the business district!

Also, is there any other stories like The Spider and The Fly, or that one of the veteran that befriends a young Nekomata and Chesire? The idea of a soldier having to adjust to a human-MG society after fighting in a war against them is neat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 07:00:51 2017 No.16422270 >>16422209 >National Guard or Army Your world map is fucking cringy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 07:05:05 2017 No.16422275 >>16422270 Someone post it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 07:06:22 2017 No.16422277 >>16422275 Oh no, please don't talk about him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 07:08:49 2017 No.16422285 File: 178 KB, 723x1029, 1423985279212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look at this chuuni Spider.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 07:11:06 2017 No.16422291 >>16422285 I feel like her spider is too small for her torso

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 07:11:29 2017 No.16422293 >>16422179 I want a Wendigo to hug me and look at me the way she looks at a hot plate of meat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 07:12:37 2017 No.16422295 >>16422285 She looks less chuuni and more mentally deranged. inb4 "what's the difference?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 07:14:03 2017 No.16422300 >>16422291 Please don't abdomenshame. She's got tiny breasts too, but you wouldn't bully her about that, would you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 07:15:10 2017 No.16422304 >>16422295 >chuuni yandere She'll never let you go because you promised to marry her in a previous life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 07:15:30 2017 No.16422305 >>16422300 It's also her legs and the thorax. But I would bully her tiny tits too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 07:16:04 2017 No.16422307 >>16422300 Fortunately for her, tiny tits can be remedied in MG land.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 07:19:13 2017 No.16422315 >>16422305 You shouldn't bully girls, anon. It'll make her cry. I bet being bullied about her weird body is what made her go chuuni in the first place!

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 07:22:52 2017 No.16422329
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>>16422270

I'm not sure what you mean, are you implying that there's only one nation that has both an main military force and a civil defense force that acts as a reserve?

>>16422275

Do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 07:27:47 2017 No.16422339 >>16422304 Chuuni yandere spider is so bad that it must count as some kind of divine punishment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 07:33:28 2017 No.16422348 >>16422339 Should'a married her in that previous life, then. It's your punishment for past sins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 07:35:25 2017 No.16422353 >>16422348 I would rather marry a sith than her really.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 07:50:42 2017 No.16422370 >>16422353 So you're a furry. Figures.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 07:54:17 2017 No.16422374

>>16422370
We are talking about a chuuni yandere spider. Chuuni is already bad, but you can fix it with constant dicking, yandere is comete shit and the only way of fixing her is through dick & hit and she's a spider which is pretty low in my rankings.
That's so bad even something like a normal sith is better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 07:55:08 2017 No.16422379 >>16422374 So you're a furry with shit taste. Typical.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 07:59:23 2017 No.16422392 File: 893 KB, 1200x849, 80eaa9219a7d0a50d53da53f2aa2ce9e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16422374 But yandere is good. Chuuni is kinda cute, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 08:01:29 2017 No.16422393 File: 1.87 MB, 1024x1752, 1459334451244.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16422374 >Chuuni is already bad >yandere is complete shit Are you retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 08:08:35 2017 No.16422401 >>16422393 No, I'm a normal person with normal tastes. Why the fuck would you even want an insane and retarded girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 08:09:28 2017 No.16422402 >>16422401 >I'm a normal person Get out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 08:10:10 2017 No.16422404 >>16422401 >I'm a normie with shit tastes kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 08:10:35 2017 No.16422405 >>16422401 Her love is pure and she's fun to be with.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 08:12:46 2017 No.16422407
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>>16422401
>I'm a normal person with normal tastes
Then what are you doing on an otaku culture board on the HAX0R called 4chan in a thread about waifuing and fucking fictional inhuman females?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 08:14:44 2017 No.16422408 >>16422407 He's clearly lost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 08:16:21 2017 No.16422409 >>16422404 If I have shit taste for disliking her then I can't even begin to imagine a word for your tastes. You probably gather beelzebubs just by existing. >>16422402 >>16422407 I'm a normal person for this place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 08:17:22 2017 No.16422410 >>16422409 >I'm a normal person for this place >everyone else here is just like me >you guys are the odd ones out >I am the majority Someone post that freud image with the whole spiel about "outsiders".

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 08:17:47 2017 No.16422415 >>16422409 >I can't even begin to imagine a word for your tastes. That's because your a mouthbreathing retard. The word you're looking for is "superior".

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 08:23:03 2017 No.16422424

>>16422410
I think it's pretty normal to like undead, dragons and wolfus.

>>16422415
Superior? You're not even trying anymore. How the hell is a girl with brain problems that wants to keep you chained to the wall with the web she produced from her stupid spider body because she got lost in her own fantasies better than let's say, a normal and loving succubus?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 08:24:24 2017 No.16422429 >>16422424 >I think it's pretty normal to like undead Necrophilia >dragons phantasmaphilia or something >wolfs zoophilia Get over yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 08:24:46 2017 No.16422432 >>16422424 Oh, so you don't know what a yandere is. Well yo ustill have shit taste for disliking spiders and chuuni

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 08:27:52 2017 No.16422441

>>16422424
A girl with brain problems that wants to keep me chained to her body with the web she produced from her stupid spider body because she got lost in her own fantasies sounds perfect, anon. It's like being hugged from all sides by her cocoon. I bet she'd tease me about getting a boner every time she envelops me with her lewd excretions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 08:30:27 2017 No.16422448 >>16422429 Spider is zoophilia and I don't think fetish for retards exists, but you have it. >>16422432 Explain to me what a yandere is then. I want to hear ypur definition.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 08:32:53 2017 No.16422459 >>16422448 Some one who is obsessive and protective in their love of you. Deredere if you aren't a cheating faggot and yan if you are. Deredere when you're alone and yan when you're outside where you need to be protected from whores.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 08:33:01 2017 No.16422461 >>16422448 >spider is zoophilia So exactly, you're the same as the people you're attacking. >I don't think fetish for [] exists How old are you? Are you new to the internet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 08:34:42 2017 No.16422469 >>16422459 >>16422448 Furthermore they come in all forms and vary in intensity, and have many different mechanisms by which their yan plays out. The fact that you think they all = chained to a wall only indicated your own ignorance and stupidity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 08:34:46 2017 No.16422470 >>16422448 >I don't think fetish for retards exists It's called bimbo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 08:39:27 2017 No.16422479 >>16421990 You're missing the point of the story them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 08:40:56 2017 No.16422481 >>16422429 >>dragons >phantasmaphilia or something Probably teraphilia.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 08:50:26 2017 No.16422501 >>16422481 >teraphilia. Way to broad. how about something like Ofisphilia

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 08:59:58 2017 No.16422515 File: 192 KB, 500x500, 1438803892566.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Silent Hill theme intensifies

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:01:38 2017 No.16422522 File: 2.15 MB, 1714x1831, SeaBishop.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16421894 I love my little (big) sushi fiend

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:01:39 2017 No.16422521 >>16422515 Cute! I'd gibe her a hug and ask her what's wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:02:54 2017 No.16422526 File: 1.06 MB, 319x461, 1484575374574.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16422515 >Silent Hill You mean Fatal Frame.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:03:34 2017 No.16422528 >>16422521 Whatever it is, it was your fault you bastard main character! >>16422522 >Oh woe is me, I'm but a frail virginal maiden lost in this neighborhood filled with lusty men!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:05:32 2017 No.16422533 >>16422528 I'll have to do my very best to make her feel good again! I'll hug her all night and see if she wants to tell me what's wrong eventually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:06:05 2017 No.16422535 File: 409 KB, 600x578, BtjL2T_CQAA5XC6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sisterly bonding!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:06:40 2017 No.16422539 Been reading a lot of comics again. Now I want to go on adventures with a gruff Devil, a troubled Ignis, a naive Golem and a bro-tier Sahuagin as we take on supernatural crimes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:07:36 2017 No.16422541 File: 552 KB, 1098x1650, 6eaf43be4fc40a6ebfd977cab4b4ffde.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16422515

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:08:10 2017 No.16422543 >>16422535 Looks like bullying based on cups. >>16422541 Oh my, is that the time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:11:11 2017 No.16422550 >>16421929 >platonic love Loli vampires are for romantic love and lust.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:14:38 2017 No.16422559 >>16422522 Barb makes girls I don't care about way too cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:15:10 2017 No.16422561 >>16422550 I want to platonically love a loli Vampire when she's awake and use her as a vice-tight, ice-cold onadoll when she's asleep during the day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:17:47 2017 No.16422566 >>16422561 >Sleeping rape a super tight girl >Can't pull out after cumming inside her >Get stuck there until morning and be busted when she wakes up This is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:19:19 2017 No.16422570 >>16422515 NEW SH NEVER EVER

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:19:40 2017 No.16422571 >>16422543 What cups?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:20:25 2017 No.16422573 >>16422571 Bra cup size probs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:20:51 2017 No.16422574 >>16422571 Well you know. The ones the sisters on the sides have but the one in the middle doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:23:02 2017 No.16422586 >>16422550 >>16422561 I want to platonically love a loli vampire until she consumes enough blood that she has the power to force her body to grow and mature into an alluring and lascivious vampire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:25:55 2017 No.16422592 >>16422586 I want a loli childhood friend turned vampire drink my blood through my dick until one day I suddenly shoot her little mouth full of strawberry milk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:27:40 2017 No.16422601 >>16422592 Don't bite the dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:27:50 2017 No.16422602 >>16422592 >Bites >On your dick No thank you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:28:31 2017 No.16422603 >>16422601 >>16422602 It's only logical. It's full of blood when in use you know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:29:26 2017 No.16422605 >>16422603 It's it incredibly easy to bleed out from an erect dick? I read that somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:30:49 2017 No.16422608 >>16422605 It's incredibly easy to bleed out through your jugular, anon. Vampires have to have some magic to seal it when they withdraw.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:31:21 2017 No.16422609 >>16422608 They don't bite through your jugular anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:36:30 2017 No.16422623 >>16422609 What do they bite, then, and why is it on the neck if they don't go for the main prize?

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:39:43 2017 No.16422631

>>16422623
Just the neck I assume. You can get a decent few mouthfuls of blood just by piercing fang-deep and sucking one would assume. Humans have a lot of blood and we bleed a lot.

I mean shit, wouldn't the flow from a jugular be too thick to enjoy? It's like the difference between drinking from a glass and biting into a hose and trying to drink the water faster than it fills your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:40:41 2017 No.16422633 >>16422623 They don't bite. They scrape and lick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:41:47 2017 No.16422637 >>16422561 >>16422566 Sleep sex would be boring. No cute o-faces and other reactions, no satisfaction of her willingly giving into the pleasure and letting you have your way with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:42:01 2017 No.16422639 File: 84 KB, 389x522, b0f2a0b3ccc58dcddebd32c8ad890aa2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16422631 >biting into a hose and trying to drink the water faster than it fills your mouth. Sounds hot and lewd. Gluttonous, messy eating is kinda hot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:42:33 2017 No.16422641 >>16422633 I could just as well do that to the dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:44:18 2017 No.16422649 >>16422637 Unemotional sex is the best. Sleep sex and time stop are great. I want to molest and rape an idol during her show by stopping time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:46:05 2017 No.16422657 >>16422639 But its also wasteful. That kind of feeding is reserved for blood moons, humies need blood and if you play with your food and eat messily you might lose it. No vamp wants to take the risk, not when they're in their right mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:47:41 2017 No.16422658 >>16422657 >Frenzied Vampire turning your dick into a sieve to get so much blood that it feels like she's drowning in it The best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:49:56 2017 No.16422665 >>16422658 If you're that into blood you should get a rusalka to tear of cock off and swallow it before drinking from the gaping wound and applying her own blood to grow your dick back before biting it off again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 09:52:24 2017 No.16422670 >>16422665 That's a Frederica you're describing there. It's literally perfect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 10:10:48 2017 No.16422700 File: 2.40 MB, 2100x3839, 0d6248bc59d06cc511565625bfd182f2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16422631 My waifu is a messy eater

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 10:11:08 2017 No.16422701

>>16422459
>>16422469
>Deredere if you aren't a cheating faggot and yan if you are
Would make is so yandere is impossible at least in mge.

>Deredere when you're alone and yan when you're outside
Sure, they can vary in intensity but we are still talking about yandere and not just a protective girl. How do you suppose a yandere would protect her lover in public? Just cling to him and pout, shooing away the other girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 10:26:29 2017 No.16422723 Reminder that pharaohs are huge hedonists that simply eat, drink, and fuck! Join the grape snake conglomerate to try something that's never been done before!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 10:27:53 2017 No.16422725 >>16422723 I don't know Apep, I heard they graped under Pharaoh Shadalmina and now the whole place is overrun by militant extremist Houris.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 10:30:07 2017 No.16422731 >>16422209 >Spider and the Fly I'm in the process of making another story in that universe, but it's not really about PTSD and vet healing, it's more about high seas adventure, crime and intrigue

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 10:31:45 2017 No.16422736 >>16422209 There's Alp's story with Finnish conscripts dealing with Elves, but he didn't finish it. Big surprise. >>16422731 Did you ever decide on a name for that boat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 10:32:26 2017 No.16422740 >>16422649 But one of the appeals of loli is added cuteness, the sex will be considerably less cute if they're sleeping or timestopped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 10:36:14 2017 No.16422750 >>16422736 Furtuna Means tempest or storm in Romanian. Just need to find out how to write it in Cyrillic Also yeah, I was hoping for more of that Finnish elf story. Not just for the smut

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 10:36:30 2017 No.16422751 >>16422725 Please, those houris are just bursting with love! A little pink mammo mana never hurt anyone!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 10:37:11 2017 No.16422753 >>16422750 >Not just for the smut I don't think there's anything else coming though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 10:42:36 2017 No.16422760 >>16422753 I was really hoping for more, but I can't really talk shit because I abandoned a story for 2 years

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 10:43:31 2017 No.16422764 >>16422760 You ought to know the faggot never finishes anything.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 10:46:31 2017 No.16422770

>>16422701
>Would make is so yandere is impossible at least in mge.
No? Plenty of unfaithful sluts in this thread alone and theres no end to the dick hungry whores looking to ride your husbando.
>Sure, they can vary in intensity but we are still talking about yandere and not just a protective girl.
You act like it isn't a spectrum.
> Just cling to him and pout, shooing away the other girls?
She could, or if she knew her husnabdo would come in regular contact through one women be it through school or work, she could take that woman aside and let it be known in no uncertain terms that if she ever tried anything that went beyond platonic she'd vanish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 10:49:17 2017 No.16422775 File: 447 KB, 1500x989, 1430412735580.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16422751 >JALALALALALALALA~

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 10:50:10 2017 No.16422779 >>16422770 I want to tease a yandere so she gives me extra attention while punishing me and reminding me that I'm only hers!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 10:54:14 2017 No.16422786 >>16422775 Are those Dark Matter bombs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 10:55:40 2017 No.16422791 >>16422786 Probably.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 10:56:47 2017 No.16422797 >>16422775 >heart pupils Would let her steal my precious fluids.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 10:56:49 2017 No.16422798 File: 320 KB, 1500x1200, Dank Matter Melting Steel Memes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16422786

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:00:15 2017 No.16422811 File: 98 KB, 1280x1024, 1430062669431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16422798 >not posting the Arabic version

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:00:37 2017 No.16422814 >>16422798 >>16422775 >religion of love

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:04:00 2017 No.16422828 File: 1.57 MB, 700x1000, 1450736822951.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16422814 >Suck dry all who insult Mooslam!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:08:13 2017 No.16422845 >>16422828 Islam? More like I Slam dat pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:09:55 2017 No.16422855 File: 120 KB, 600x849, 1420216799375.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16422845 Better slam just that one then, 'cause NTR's get CBT'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:14:22 2017 No.16422870 >>16422814 >>16422828 Do they put burkas on their husbands?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:16:18 2017 No.16422876 File: 436 KB, 800x600, 1484583378956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please do not try and have sexual intercourse with the art Mr. Anon. Unless they ask you first.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:16:26 2017 No.16422877

>>16422870
I bet they just get locked indoors. Why even let your husband outside, even if he's disguised? Any old Oomukade or Cyclops or Devil Bug might come along and kidnap and rape him without even knowing if he's cute or not. All those sluts need is a dick, and it doesn't even have to be big.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:16:33 2017 No.16422878 >>16422870 Some aspects of a genderbent islam would be pretty hot. Like arranged marriage to rich, soft older women while you're still a kid

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:17:32 2017 No.16422881 >>16422876 Life imitates art or art imitates life?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:18:33 2017 No.16422884 >>16422870 Yes. To keep them pure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:18:37 2017 No.16422885 File: 502 KB, 860x866, Amira needs the D.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16422878 Getting some Otoyomegatari vibes here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:20:30 2017 No.16422890 File: 726 KB, 1219x1354, 1429385866121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16422878 >arranged marriage to rich, soft older women while you're still a kid Boyim yes. I'm glad Harblador's monster-islam is so aggressively vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:21:35 2017 No.16422894 >>16422890 But what if she's a human?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:22:09 2017 No.16422897 I want to be an idol boy who has to deal with my monster girl fans!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:23:11 2017 No.16422903 >>16422878 That happened in Europe as well, it's not only a muslim thing

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:25:04 2017 No.16422907
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>>16422894
>shota marrying an older human girl
Yes please. Retiring veteran Paladin-chans should get a plot of land and a nubile boy to breed with after 20 years of service.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:27:44 2017 No.16422916 >>16422907 Ah, to be a young boy with a wicked heart so I could corrupt her when her guard is down I think we'll both agree

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:29:39 2017 No.16422919 >>16422916 How are you going to corrupt a 35+yo desperate virgin who's going to statutorily rape you as often as you can get it up to ensure she can have enough babies before menopause?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:30:46 2017 No.16422926 >>16422907 No anon. Young men shouldn't be forced to marry bitter lustful ladies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:30:59 2017 No.16422927 >>16422907 >after 20 years of service I'm all for age difference but given they're human females you can't make them too old or they won't have any time left to enjoy their young husbands

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:31:28 2017 No.16422930

>>16422919
Slowly and methodically. At first I'll begin by simply offering to give her foot-rubs. Then I'll eventually kissing her toes. Licking her soles.
I offer to help wash her hair. When I do I sniff like a fiend.
In time our behavior will become more and more deviant.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:33:39 2017 No.16422937

>>16422927
What if their paladin training gives them an extended lifespans in order to fight monsters? You need to be quick to take on a mantis, strong to take on a grizzly, and when your foe is a cunning immortal? You need to live long to finally catch her at a moment of laxness. Here comes the spartan talk again

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:35:51 2017 No.16422942 >>16422930 She's just going to rape you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:36:24 2017 No.16422945 >>16422930 That all sound very vanilla when you know your wedding night will involve being brutally amazon positioned while she ahegao's and cackles like a witch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:37:24 2017 No.16422947 >>16422945 You failed to notice how none of those things lead to her getting pregnant. This is sinful. Sexual relations not for procreation? Wicked!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:37:56 2017 No.16422951 >>16422903 Yeah but only muslims still do it really. Maybe some ancient families in places like japan too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:38:41 2017 No.16422952 File: 130 KB, 697x939, C2OPmAkVIAAi9R_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cthulhu grill when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:38:51 2017 No.16422953 >>16422947 What, you're going to try to goad her into letting you cum outside? That's horrible! You'd spill your valuable seed all over her hair, breasts, even her abs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:39:48 2017 No.16422958 >>16422953 Oh, I don't mind putting it in her. Just in another hole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:40:10 2017 No.16422959 >>16422952 Only good part about that picture is the thigh spillage, belly, and vulva.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:40:41 2017 No.16422961 File: 36 KB, 1000x1000, Cricket Salamander.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you learn the rules of a new sport for your monster wife?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:40:56 2017 No.16422964 >>16422959 >Only good part >lists three parts >>16422961 No, I hate sports.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:42:00 2017 No.16422969 >>16422952 She is such a cunt. That body is perfect for using as a cocksock but once you fall for it you spin the web. >>16422961 Sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:42:30 2017 No.16422970 >>16422958 >Anal >Oral You're truly a wicked little boy. She'll wise up to your tricks very soon, though. You won't be able to waste it outside the hole it belongs in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:44:35 2017 No.16422982 >>16422961 I would be annoyed if a monster understood the offside rule in football before i did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:47:16 2017 No.16422990 >>16422961 not really I'd just show her the rules to boxing/UFC and call it a day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:50:28 2017 No.16423000 >>16422990 >UFC I would love to show a salamander UFC. speaking of which, to you think monsters would campaign for mixed gender sports?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:50:37 2017 No.16423002 >>16422961 Why not. What's the worst that could happen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:51:53 2017 No.16423004 >>16423000 It would be unfair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:52:00 2017 No.16423006 >>16423000 They'd campaign for bareback mixed gender sports

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:52:15 2017 No.16423008 >>16423002 It's rapeball and she brutally owns you at it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:52:18 2017 No.16423009 >>16422961 Not for that monster, cricket sucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 11:59:58 2017 No.16423025 So what do you think KC thinks of the western fans? Do you think he's aware of what girls are remotely popular here then over there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:11:55 2017 No.16423053 >>16423025 It's hard to tell what KC thinks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:24:49 2017 No.16423081 >>16423008 Ha! It's not rape if I like it! Jokes on her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:25:33 2017 No.16423083 File: 2.57 MB, 2756x1102, 56704521_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >When monstergirls think they'll ever be as perfect as human girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:29:10 2017 No.16423094 >>16423083 I wont lie, I like the leftmost girl. But I'd much rather prefer an MG version of her.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:32:14 2017 No.16423102

>>16422969
>She is such a cunt. That body is perfect for using as a cocksock but once you fall for it you spin the web.
Her gimmics would be so good without the whole "you turn into a giant tentacle-faced spider and build the apocalypse web while fucking her with your face 24/7" part.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:32:42 2017 No.16423103 >>16422952 >when you type "lmao" too many times

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:34:50 2017 No.16423109 >>16423083 >liking Tsundere - the species lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:35:03 2017 No.16423111 >>16423094 >ears don't come off Cosplay-tier, I know, but done. Superb taste, btw.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:39:06 2017 No.16423122 >>16423111 Cosplay-tier is fine by my standards, and who wouldn't like that shade of skin?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:42:30 2017 No.16423130 >>16423083 >None of them are seven feet tall and muscly >No tiger tail >No tiger ears >No big meaty paws I'll pass

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:42:55 2017 No.16423132 >>16423102 I like it, it's either resist the urge to pleasure yourself with her or die. Chaos girls are great monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:46:21 2017 No.16423140 >>16423109 >not liking tsundere What a pleb!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:46:47 2017 No.16423143 >>16423132 I want a haughty Elder Thing wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:49:24 2017 No.16423147 >>16423140 Not him, but I'm not really that keen on verbal beration from one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:49:54 2017 No.16423150 File: 122 KB, 1200x625, 1458885578002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16423132 >>16423143 Do not be seduced by the empty promises of the Old Ones. All they offer you is madness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:51:00 2017 No.16423153 >>16423150 Fear the Old Lewd?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:51:24 2017 No.16423156 >>16423094 What kind of MG?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:52:17 2017 No.16423158 >>16423150 Well can I rest on the Doll's lap at least?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:53:15 2017 No.16423164 File: 146 KB, 752x940, 1404500720748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16423150 What if I want the madness?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:54:09 2017 No.16423168 >>16423156 Well. I'm pretty fond of Salamanders, but I'm sure others would argue for something else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:54:46 2017 No.16423170 File: 90 KB, 912x720, 82d5a1a8f32e8d46dd809df8dd300992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16423150 Nothing wrong with madness

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:55:12 2017 No.16423175 >>16423158 Didn't you hear the Old Man? "Even the Doll, should it please you..."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:55:15 2017 No.16423176 >>16423150 Indeed, which is why they are great. In a world where there are no bad ends, chaos girls are a blessing.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:56:24 2017 No.16423178
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>>16423153
Fear it, indeed.
>>16423158
If you ask nicely, I'm sure she wouldn't mind.
>>16423164
>>16423170
You poor lost souls. You'll be too far broken to even enjoy the lewds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:57:11 2017 No.16423182 File: 383 KB, 1174x1488, 1467412743564.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16423150 An Undead Kingdom based off of Yharnam would be the most awesome shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 12:58:48 2017 No.16423187 >>16423178 >that art Gerhman knew his shit when making her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:00:45 2017 No.16423191 >>16423178 I want to place my cock on her face and make her worship it, and then cum in her rib holes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:00:51 2017 No.16423192 >>16423182 I imagine undead kingdoms already share some of the same kind of archetechtural aesthetics by default.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:01:13 2017 No.16423193 >>16423182 It's how I imagine the undead kingdom. Plus with a bitchin' nightclub scene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY-FVR1fXqU

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:01:59 2017 No.16423196 >>16423178 She'd be immobilized very quickly from all my cum in her dolljoints.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:03:05 2017 No.16423198 File: 87 KB, 811x1126, lady-maria-BloodBorne-Игры-game-art-2639917.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16423187 Gehrman was a dirty old man and a creeper who didn't have the stones to get his vampire waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:04:59 2017 No.16423202 >>16423198 Why were Maria and Gehrman so tall? Was it due to blood and shit? Wights with Maria's height would be sublime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:05:30 2017 No.16423203 File: 393 KB, 2893x4092, fc3318976fcb55882613af19980c118b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16423178 I want a threesome with her and 2B

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:06:16 2017 No.16423208 >>16423202 >tall tomboyish Wights YES E S

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:06:26 2017 No.16423210 >>16423202 I think so, but a lot of Yharnamites were taller than the hunter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:08:05 2017 No.16423221 File: 3.06 MB, 480x270, 6d3d.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Touch the abyssal

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:08:29 2017 No.16423223 >>16423210 Blood is a hell of a drug. I want Bloodborne 2 already. I don't care if it's impossible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:08:47 2017 No.16423228 File: 203 KB, 600x800, 1378808831148.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hiya! You know anything about writing steaming hot sex scenes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:09:39 2017 No.16423234 File: 87 KB, 800x600, 50775408_p51.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16423221 I already have.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:10:10 2017 No.16423236 >>16423228 Concentrate on mood and emotions over descriptions of the sex acts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:10:27 2017 No.16423239 >>16423223 Considering No More Heroes 3 is possible, I wouldn't give up too much hope.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:11:04 2017 No.16423242 >>16423236 Fascinating. Elaborate on this theorem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:12:53 2017 No.16423249 >>16423221 uncropped where?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:16:56 2017 No.16423265 >>16423242 There's only so many synonyms for pussy.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:28:12 2017 No.16423311

>>16423242
You won't be able to arouse the audience with a description of the girl's body, any more than visual media would work with just explicit images. For example, this doujin cover ( https://exhentai.org/s/2b6f935326/677124-1 ) is hot as hell, even if there isn't much going on in it. It doesn't need to be explicit, it just needs to portray her in the perfect light. I've fapped to a lot of lewd MMD videos where the girl isn't even naked, but the direction has presented her just right. With words, you have to let them imagine the scene as more delicious than it actually is - that is, keep it vague and impressionistic enough that they can fill the gaps with their own tastes.

That also ties into pacing: You have to balance the speed that you're going at just right in order not to let them get bored, but on the other side linger enough on each "shot" to get everything out of it.

I really like to vary the pacing to accentuate the important bits. Dash forward when the girl is on the assault, slow down when she's crawling on the floor, menacing the boy, licking her lips and eyeing the prize. Honestly, you could compare that to direction in lewd videos. A well-composed clothed butt shot is that much hotter than a sterile gangbang scene.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:30:12 2017 No.16423322 File: 499 KB, 1111x1438, 1426434003646.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16423311 Your teachings will be taken to heart, Wise One.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:31:25 2017 No.16423329 >>16423322 Fuck you Alp Cube

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:32:28 2017 No.16423332 >>16423329 Cube?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:35:27 2017 No.16423342 >>16423249 Nowhere, it's already uncropped. It's from a game with different angles http://imgur.com/a/lCsXW

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:36:42 2017 No.16423348 >>16423332 https://youtu.be/UN2D9yct2tY?t=53s Ice Cube, nigger :: Alp ____, faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:37:28 2017 No.16423351 >>16423348 Ah. I only know Ice Cube from Three Kings, not familiar with ethnic music.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:38:56 2017 No.16423354 >>16423322 You should've taken them to heart back in 2014, Alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:39:40 2017 No.16423355 >>16423354 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yADrtfAmLTo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:44:51 2017 No.16423370 >>16423342 >http://imgur.com/a/lCsXW oh my

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:46:15 2017 No.16423375 >>16423342 >dat first gif >double fisting headpats LEWD

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:52:32 2017 No.16423394 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gEdQ5KpY8Y Which MG would appreciate this masterpiece of music best?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:54:12 2017 No.16423398 >>16423342 What is this game called and is it on DLSite english?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 13:59:27 2017 No.16423411 File: 1.10 MB, 1800x1380, 1484458329465.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] In Egypt, cat's are worshiped. So get to it Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:00:40 2017 No.16423414 >>16423411 Cats are also worshiped in my house. They are demanding creatures.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:01:26 2017 No.16423416 File: 992 KB, 724x1023, 1428491347808.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16423411 Okay I will!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:02:47 2017 No.16423418 >>16423411 I put my nose in and take a big sniff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:03:04 2017 No.16423419 >>16423411 Sorry, I only worship muscle cats

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:03:11 2017 No.16423420 >>16423418 In her ear?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:04:40 2017 No.16423426 >>16423420 of course, while my fingers explore the other ear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:05:35 2017 No.16423428 >>16423419 There's cats of all shapes and sizes, they can be found sunbathing along the Nile River.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:05:50 2017 No.16423430 >>16423426 I'm allergic to cats but I'd stuff my face in her ear in a heartbeat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:06:59 2017 No.16423433 File: 187 KB, 800x1000, 1415051572153.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16423428 Would Cheetah girls be one-pump chumps?

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:07:20 2017 No.16423434
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>>16423398
It's from patreon https://www.patreon.com/oxykoma#/ you can pay for it or wait a month, he is going to upload it himself anyway
https://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=1916089 first game

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:07:25 2017 No.16423436 >>16423428 But I want a jinko. Are there any in Egypt?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:07:48 2017 No.16423439 >>16423434 I like candy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:08:07 2017 No.16423441 >>16423132 >girl is made to be hatefucked while she keeps insulting you and you use your dick to slowly tenderize her trash talk until it's completely insencere >can't do this without things going horribly wrong Chaos just ain't right

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:10:49 2017 No.16423453 >>16423433 Gonna five cheetos to cheetahs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:11:40 2017 No.16423458 >>16423441 >>can't do this without things going horribly wrong But that's wrong, anon. Things will get better for everyone once you've tamed that mean tsuntsun loli.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:11:56 2017 No.16423461 >>16423453 Give* Damn you succuvirus that uploads even after I abort.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:12:09 2017 No.16423463 >>16423436 Probably not, but I bet the Temple Guards of Bastet's Temple would be pretty strong. You can give them scratches under the chin and pats on the head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:15:40 2017 No.16423470 >>16423441 For me the spider bit is a non issue. I'd tame the bratty loli.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:17:22 2017 No.16423476 File: 1.19 MB, 900x1200, 1458985852917-0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16423411 1. We're in America. 2. I'm a dog person.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:19:48 2017 No.16423485 >>16423411 Werecats are one of the more diverse MGs. I'd love to see a Persian with kej tier hair.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:21:31 2017 No.16423491

>>16423433
Cheetah girls would have some rape reversal gimmick

>Once a Cheetah sets her sights on you there is no escaping her
>She will use her extreme speed to catch you and pin you to the ground
>Running at that speed takes nearly all of their energy
>They use their last efforts to begin intercourse
>It is said that they lose all strength once they manage to insert their prey's penis in their vagina
>Even then escape is nearly impossible as the Cheetah's vagina will clamp tightly around her prey
>The only way to be released from that vice grip is to release a large amount inside of her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:21:42 2017 No.16423493 File: 191 KB, 949x1439, Thicc Tomboy Werecat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16423411 Damn straight I will.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:22:31 2017 No.16423498 >>16423493 I want to rub those fluffy footpaws.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:22:47 2017 No.16423501 >>16423476 Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:24:20 2017 No.16423510

>>16423491
>>The only way to be released from that vice grip is to make her cum
Fixed. It'd be hot as hell to make her cream herself and run away without her being impregnated. I'd love to be repeatedly predated by one and always make her cum first and jizz all over her lewd, sweaty abs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:30:35 2017 No.16423525 >this but with a variety of buff russian jinkos I can't stop thinking about anons, send help. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JQ0xnJyb0A

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:32:29 2017 No.16423534 >>16423525 Here, have the song of their people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:33:26 2017 No.16423538 >>16423525 Why are there hipsters?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:34:22 2017 No.16423541 >>16423525 You and I are tovarischi >>16423534 Soon you will be WURM FOOD, Stalker

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:34:51 2017 No.16423544 >>16423541 Good hunting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:35:18 2017 No.16423546 >>16423510 Yeah that's better and kinda makes more sense too >always make her cum first and jizz all over her lewd, sweaty abs. She is going to chase you all over the world until you finally cum first and take responsibility

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:35:32 2017 No.16423548

>>16423510
even better if she tries to train herself to last long enough to make you cum.
>caught by cheetah girl for the tenth time
>she's starting to look a little more feral. must be because her womb is aching from not getting that baby batter
>"This won't be like all the other times, you bastard. I've been subjecting myself to constant pleasure in order to build up my stamina. I'll wring you dry this time."
>she pulls out a couple of vibrator beads from her vagina, lines you up to her hole and slams her hips down
>instantly cums because of all the built up stimulation

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:35:38 2017 No.16423549 >>16423538 The whole video is why anon, I don't get any of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:37:56 2017 No.16423555 >>16423493 Fatty catty>>16423498

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:39:35 2017 No.16423563

>>16423548
>Finally she defeats me with a cunning plan
>She cums from the first stroke, but keeps kissing and hugging me to slow me down long enough that she can recover and clamp down on me when I'm almost done
>I flood her aching womb with the semen she desires
>But she didn't cum
>I have to keep going until she comes again

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:40:17 2017 No.16423566 >>16423470 >>16423458 I want to drag her out of that cave and make her forget about making the web.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:44:55 2017 No.16423585 >>16423525 >Husband! Let me showing you the dance of my people! >Jinko procedes to prance about with a log on her shoulders Fuck you, anonymous. You put this thought in my head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:45:22 2017 No.16423589 >>16423585 Get out an accordion then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:46:40 2017 No.16423600 >>16423585 That's a great image though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:47:35 2017 No.16423607 I want a fuck an Elf in the ass in front of her entire village.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:49:08 2017 No.16423615 File: 280 KB, 1000x750, 1456130953570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ki-yaah!

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:49:21 2017 No.16423617

>>16423548
>Spoiler
I'd take pity on her and keep going

>>16423563
No one could say no to a weak Cheetah girl who just came from your own cock

>I have to keep going until she comes again
>It turns out that she takes way longer to cum the second time around
>You creampied her 3 times before she finally got her fill
>Today was the peak of the mating season
>You should start thinking of names for your daughters

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:49:37 2017 No.16423618 >>16423615 >human ears

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:50:28 2017 No.16423623 >>16423618 Those are just gill-flaps. She's a catfish. A tiger shark. Yeah.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:53:15 2017 No.16423634

>>16423617
>I'd take pity on her and keep going
>No one could say no to a weak Cheetah girl who just came from your own cock
You just fell for her ruse! The flustered ahegao and her soft moans and heaving breast were expertly calculated to keep you pumping after the first stroke to trap you! If you were clever, you would have pulled out as soon as she came and irrumated her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:53:39 2017 No.16423637 >>16423411 First the Pharaoh, then the Anubis and now this Sphinx. What's next, getting molested by the Khepris?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:56:25 2017 No.16423645 >>16423637 I mean, would you say no?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:59:32 2017 No.16423651 >>16423637 Khepris have the advantage of being little brown shortstacks, so it checks out.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 14:59:58 2017 No.16423655

>>16423634
>you would have pulled out as soon as she came and irrumated her!
Irrumating felines takes a lot of skill, you've got to aim perfectly between her canine teeth and pound away without deviating trajectory

>>16423637
Khepris would never molest you unless you went in their pit then it's free game

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:01:43 2017 No.16423659 >>16423637 The snake, then the khepris and the mummies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:04:13 2017 No.16423668 File: 251 KB, 1550x1200, 1447187360916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] still no suit wearing monkey butlers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:05:19 2017 No.16423671 >>16423655 >Irrumating felines takes a lot of skill That, and the divine tongue caressing you both ways, is why it's so much fun when you can do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:05:44 2017 No.16423674 >>16423566 Me too. I would doll her up, and take her on wild adventures around the world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:06:14 2017 No.16423677 File: 474 KB, 2600x1824, eff57ff492acc1b41e146c3a8e68f5be.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16423411 I only worship two type of girls; the big, strong, powerful ones or the ara ara, seductive, powerful ones. Cats are neither.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:07:49 2017 No.16423680
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That's the end of that, then. On to other things now. Sorry it doesn't really go anywhere. Gonna be smutting things up with the next thing to make up for it.
New from line 692.

http://pastebin.com/HAWjcizV

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:10:16 2017 No.16423688 File: 328 KB, 623x492, Sahuagin yandere.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:11:38 2017 No.16423692 File: 177 KB, 774x1104, AffectionateCow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16423411 I only serve cows

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:11:40 2017 No.16423694

>>16423645
...no.

>>16423651
I'll admit having them swarm all over me wouldn't feel terrible.

>>16423655
That's assuming that the Pharaoh keeps them in a pit.

>>16423659
You know what? I'm okay with this.
Bring on the desert Harem, I'll cuddle them all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:13:08 2017 No.16423699 >>16423688 It certainly fits them

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:15:25 2017 No.16423708

>>16423671
>the divine tongue caressing you both ways
I didn't even think of this
If a stray Werecat ever breaks in my house I know what I'll be doing to punish her

>That's assuming that the Pharaoh keeps them in a pit.
Maybe not a literal pit
Khepris stay together out of choice so they can all marry the same man

I like to think of Khepris as the smaller third party of the desert
You've got the Pharaoh kingdom, the Apophis kingdom and (once they crown a king) a much smaller Khepri kingdom

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:16:37 2017 No.16423711 >>16423708 Forgot to quote >>16423694

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:16:48 2017 No.16423712 >>16423688 Cute! I'd love to go to the beach with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:17:27 2017 No.16423714 >>16423708 >punish her But anon, then you won't get a purrjob. You should only get loving, consensual blowjobs from catgirls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:18:31 2017 No.16423718 >>16423708 But anon, don't you want to experience the joy of a Pharaoh, an Anubis, a Sphinx, a swarm of Khepri and a group of Mummies caressing you from every angle?

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:26:09 2017 No.16423742

>>16423714
>a purrjob
Is that when you make a feline girl so happy that she purrs while giving you a gentle blowjob?
Sounds heavenly

>>16423718
There is such a thing as too much good
Having that many desert girls would make you reach such a state of bliss that you'd ascend 3 planes of existence

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:28:43 2017 No.16423748 File: 71 KB, 1000x674, sahuagin yandere in water.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16423712

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:28:56 2017 No.16423752 >>16423742 The way it was written was purring while holding your dick in her mouth without actually blowing you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:29:55 2017 No.16423756 >>16423748 Is she mad that I'm buying the ice creams from a girl? If she was a real stalker, she should know that I've got a crush on her and would like to know her better.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:31:37 2017 No.16423763

>>16423742
Just imagine it anon. The Sphinx purring, the Anubis whispering dirty things into your ears as the Khepris take turns blowing you, the Mummies pressing up against you from behind, nuzzling whatever part of you their heads are near, and the Pharaoh laying on top of you making your lips hers with a passionate kiss.

>>16423752
I bet they can get real smug during that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:32:55 2017 No.16423768 >>16423763 I bet they get more and more smug with every subsequent shot you blow into their throats. And their needle-sharp teeth make sure that you can't withdraw before she's had her fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:36:57 2017 No.16423780 >>16423768 And that's before she starts sucking and bobbing her head. You'd have the smuggest catgirl in the world by the end of it. I wanna do this with a Desert Cheshire.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:37:35 2017 No.16423782

>>16423748
Do not trust rape fishes.

>>16423752
That sounds like a fun way to spend time but it doesn't sound that effective at making you cum

>>16423763
Please no
Can't I just jump in a Sandworm and have her be my onee-san who protects me from all the lewd delicious brown girls?

>>16423768
If you came from her purring alone she'd be more than smug
She'd probably use shame tactics to make you do sexual favors for her, after all you came from her just purring you have to be a huge pervert

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:38:22 2017 No.16423787 File: 155 KB, 724x1024, C15Ofr7UsAAtTOh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you startle a lizard and her tail falls off, would you take responsibility?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:39:07 2017 No.16423792 I want to train a Salamander to use spears over swords.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:39:26 2017 No.16423794 >>16423782 >Can't I just jump in a Sandworm and have her be my onee-san who protects me from all the lewd delicious brown girls? Life inside the Sandworm is nice, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:39:40 2017 No.16423797 >>16423787 I would buy her a tape if that helps. How the hell am I even supposed to take responsibility for such a thing anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:40:55 2017 No.16423802 >>16423792 I want to train my Salamander daughter wrong on purpose, as a joke. That way she'll never be beaten in a duel because no man can counter her crazy bullshit and she'll be my sweet little girl forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:41:29 2017 No.16423805 >>16423782 >Not wanting the lewd delicious brown harem. >Wanting to hide from their love Coward. Though I can't fault your taste when it comes to Sandworms.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:42:12 2017 No.16423806
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>>16423782
>You're such a perv, you came when I performed sexual favors on you!
>What's next, are you gonna get a boner when I kiss you and rub my bust all over your face?
>Ewww! You came in me when I put your dick inside myself and rubbed myself all over it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:43:58 2017 No.16423816 >>16423797 You've to console a depressed lizard that's sitting in the dark, wrapped up in her blanket staring at the wall thinking about how ugly she looks now without her tail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:44:44 2017 No.16423819 >>16423802 >so awful nobody wants to duel her Ingenious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:45:07 2017 No.16423821 >>16423787 I'd cook it and eat it and share it with her and tell her how much I appreciate her for giving me some tail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:45:32 2017 No.16423822 >>16423806 I want to try to facefuck the smug out of a Cheshire only to make her smugger! I want things to escalate until I'm mating pressing her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:46:10 2017 No.16423827 >>16423822 She's going to be even more smug when you impregnate her. You can't win.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:46:14 2017 No.16423828 >>16423787 Will she clean it up? There's blood staining my Yeti fluff carpets.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:46:16 2017 No.16423829

>>16423816
So I just have to say that even without it she looks beautiful and that I'm sure any men would fall for her whether she has a tail or not? I would probably give her butt a little kiss so it grows faster, but I'm sure that would be going too far.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:47:28 2017 No.16423838 >>16423792 I want to give a Salamander a greataxe and see how she figures out how to use it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:47:29 2017 No.16423839 >>16423827 By the time mating pressing is reached, desmugging her is no longer the goal.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:47:36 2017 No.16423840

>>16423787
I'd sell her tail to a Lich and use the money to buy a one way trip to the nearest desert

>>16423794
It truly is
You feel so safe and at peace inside a Sandworm
I wonder if Mimics give that same kind of feeling

>>16423805
>Spoiler
Thank you Anon, I hope you will be able to impregnate each and every brown girls coming your way

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:48:11 2017 No.16423844 >>16423802 >we have purposefully trained him wrong, as a joke Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:48:29 2017 No.16423846 >>16423802 But what happens when she hit's "that' age?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:48:36 2017 No.16423848 >>16423840 Mimics have more modern comforts.

>>	Maritan Mon Jan 16 15:50:34 2017 No.16423857 File: 136 KB, 491x601, 38457.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Okay guys, I have a bit of spare time. Throw me a request and I'll decide on whichever one I like and then draw it.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:50:55 2017 No.16423858

>>16423839
She'll be extremely smug when she's successfully made you forget desmugging her, and even more so when she gloats about it and you tell her you love her anyway. Her smugness will grow year by year until she dies happy and supremely smug as a great grandmother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:51:11 2017 No.16423859 >>16423846 The 1980's training mont-age?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:51:17 2017 No.16423860 >>16423857 Something something jinkos pls

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:51:23 2017 No.16423862 >>16423848 Unfortunately they are also mimics.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:51:27 2017 No.16423863 >>16423857 Komodo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:51:57 2017 No.16423865 >>16423859 That's a good age, but I mean the lewd age.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:52:17 2017 No.16423869 >>16423782 >rape fish >no yandere sea bishop

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:52:57 2017 No.16423872 >>16423857 Teenage Mutant Ninja Umi-Oshos!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:53:30 2017 No.16423877 >>16423862 What would a mimic capturing someone look like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:53:37 2017 No.16423878 >>16423819 No anon, men expect a normal duel with swordswoman, but she throws the sword at them and punches them in the face. >>16423846 Dad puts her in her place. On all fours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:53:49 2017 No.16423879 >>16423857 Something with Atlach-Nacha she's so cute What about her eating pocky or throwing a fit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:54:24 2017 No.16423882 >>16423857 Lich trying to figure out how a computer works.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:54:51 2017 No.16423884 >>16423858 You act like she's gonna die at all. When we get old enough we'll retire to Pandemonium and live out the rest of time reading together by the fireplace, enjoying good food and movies, and fucking like beasts in the prime of our youth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:55:07 2017 No.16423885 >>16423878 >No throwing of a pommel Do you even duel, sir?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:55:10 2017 No.16423886 >>16423878 > but she throws the sword at them and punches them in the face. Interesting technique. We will observe her understanding of pocket sand and Oblivious Dodging.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:55:39 2017 No.16423888 >>16422811 Is that how Manhattan became a demonic realm?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:56:38 2017 No.16423892 >>16423857 A salamander cooking marshmallows using her tail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:56:55 2017 No.16423893 >>16423878 >Dad puts her in place Is it a good idea to lewd a daughteru?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:57:02 2017 No.16423894 File: 1.47 MB, 4040x2000, DieWalkure.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16423857 An Automaton will long hair and regal armor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:58:05 2017 No.16423896 >>16423893 No. It's a good idea not to NTR her childhood friend/rival.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:58:54 2017 No.16423901 >>16423894 with long hair*

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:59:17 2017 No.16423903 >>16423857 Druella, Mari, and Ilassa comparing tail sizes. Ilassa wins

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 15:59:20 2017 No.16423904 >>16423857 A Wight strolling through the moonlit streets of an undead realm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:00:14 2017 No.16423909 >>16423893 It's the best idea. Keeps the bloodline pure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:01:20 2017 No.16423912 >>16423857 Something without tentacles, mmf, gangbangs, or dom girls acting like kobolds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:02:24 2017 No.16423914 >>16423896 I wanna see her find a nice guy. >>16423909 Well, that's one way to do it. Not how I'd do it, but a way, nonetheless.

>>	Maritan Mon Jan 16 16:02:45 2017 No.16423918 >>16423903 Mari has the biggest tail, I just like drawing fat tails because this thread has infected me with an infatuation for them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:03:40 2017 No.16423920 >>16423857 Draw some of the less popular Lilims.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:04:43 2017 No.16423923 >>16423857 Lani eating muffins. Or just hatchling Dragons peaking out of their egg shells before receding back inside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:05:19 2017 No.16423925 >>16423918 You are lying. Illassa has the biggest meaty tail ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:05:51 2017 No.16423927 >>16423920 This, >>16418887 needs to be finished

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:06:01 2017 No.16423929 >>16423878 Ah, uses completely unorthodox and unsportsmanlike conduct.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:07:12 2017 No.16423933 >>16423925 Well that's false. I can assure you that a Dire Apophis would have the biggest, meatiest tail of all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:08:10 2017 No.16423936 >>16423857 A Raiju dressed up as Kira Yoshikage patting her head with a severed hand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:08:28 2017 No.16423938 >>16423933 I really hate seeing Dire X monsters. It's lazy if not a self proclaimed dire because itcs a chuuni monster who is taking advantage of her height.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:08:46 2017 No.16423939 >>16423936 Ooh, nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:10:15 2017 No.16423947 >>16423933 She is not a lilim though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:10:37 2017 No.16423949 >>16423936 I'm not too keen on the implication that a Raiju killed someone for a headpat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:11:50 2017 No.16423954 >>16423949 I didnct know that a severed hand = dead. Darth should have died much much earlier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:12:03 2017 No.16423955 >>16423857 Draw a cockatrice reading a "how to build a nest for dummies" book please!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:12:22 2017 No.16423956 >>16423949 >nofunallowed.badnik

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:12:31 2017 No.16423957 >>16423949 Raijus are known for killing an anon with a noogie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:12:42 2017 No.16423960 >>16423938 It sounds better than big boned

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:13:18 2017 No.16423964 >>16423857 >>16423955 No, a Cockatrice in red spandex racing a Cockatrice in yellow spandex!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:14:36 2017 No.16423966 >>16423960 At this point it does not. It's been run into the ground so hard it's emerged in Xipangu and raped a human girl to death. Anally.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:15:20 2017 No.16423968 >>16423964 Red wins. Red is faster than yellow.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:15:27 2017 No.16423969

>>16423938
Really anon? Dire is a modifier for monsters that means it's a bigger, stronger, more primal variant.
There's more to it than just "She's taller and buffer".
A Dire Hellhound for example, might have longer fangs and claws.
A Dire Cheshire would have a much more demented looking grin thanks to her shark-like teeth.
Dire Goblins and Hobgoblins would have much bigger horns and much fiercer dispositions.
Be more imaginative anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:16:17 2017 No.16423974 >>16423968 And the Flash always wins against Zoom. Justice is served.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:17:12 2017 No.16423977 >>16423969 >Dire chaos spider Does it change the husband's monster form? I bet it does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:18:43 2017 No.16423982 >>16423977 Probably more spikes, maybe some eight pointed star or two, and faces that spout self contradictory bullshit.

Maritan Mon Jan 16 16:18:52 2017 No.16423983
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>>16423925
Nope! I purposely draw Ilassa with a fatter tail because you guys have driven me to be obsessed with them and I don't even understand why.
I originally did it for anatomical reasons and not liking tails the size of toothpicks.
>>16423894
>>16423936
I like these, and may choose between either unless more I like come up.
>>16423920
>>16423923
I may but it will be during my time not doing requests as I don't want to draw MORE lilim when I could be drawing other MG for a change.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:19:02 2017 No.16423986 >>16423977 How about you stop right there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:21:49 2017 No.16424002 >>16423983 We might not completely understand waifus either, but we sure love them. Same with big fat spadetails, they are just objectively good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:21:55 2017 No.16424003 >>16423983 If it's to be so, then my vote goes for Kiraju.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:22:15 2017 No.16424005

>>16423969
How about you be more imaginitive? Dire is a weak variant idea and is almost exclusively used to describe something as bigger or hairier.
>bigger claws
>bigger grin
>chuffs louder
How about coming up with variants or offshoots that have more thought into them? Like an Undine who is half ice and half water? A spiritual Dragon with ethereal claws and scaled? A Hellhound that can glow white from heat and incinerate things by being close enough? A god damned kungfu mouse who uses pressure points and chi manipulation while shunning her flamboyant and impulsive siblings and their ways?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:22:45 2017 No.16424010 >>16423983 I still don't believe you, the only way I'll do it is if I see tail comparison with my very own eyes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:23:10 2017 No.16424012 >>16423857 A wyvern in a bunny suit. I don't think I've seen art of that yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:23:32 2017 No.16424015 >>16423983 I can wait for Lani. How about a Wendigo ninja?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:24:49 2017 No.16424022 >>16423983 Do the automaton.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:24:56 2017 No.16424023 >>16424005 >"Stop having fun and have fun my way!" That's you, that's what you sound like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:25:18 2017 No.16424026 >>16424022 >in before she draws Mari doing the robot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:25:29 2017 No.16424029 >>16423923 >Lani I wonder who could be behind this post

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:26:37 2017 No.16424033 >>16424029 Lani herself?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:26:43 2017 No.16424036 File: 99 KB, 709x814, 592ba6d638918c017857e45a3fe4b975.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would perform activities with which Witch?

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:27:35 2017 No.16424040

>>16424023
Maybe in your twisted head after some mental gymnastics.
You put no real effort into variants than:
>make it bigger
>make its claws bigger
>add more spikes
You'd fit in for a monster design job at Nintendo or Capcom, but anywhere else your ideas would be seen as "no effort made".

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:28:47 2017 No.16424046 File: 119 KB, 658x890, 65b63559b12d55870a4abcb4dc0a490ab6458593409eb1f6b19c90caf61ba436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424036 I claim this witch!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:29:42 2017 No.16424055 >>16424036 The one who can sing Modern Major General to me whenever I ask for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:29:43 2017 No.16424056 >>16424040 Too bad for you, three of my waifus are dire, so I'm not stopping any time soon. And before you ask, They're sisters. That's why.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:29:52 2017 No.16424057
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>>16424029
The only homeless guy who can't feel his feet 22/7, works a manual labor job, and had to spend the money he put aside for commissions because shit happened and he needed to eat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:30:00 2017 No.16424058 >>16424046 That's a cow witch!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:30:39 2017 No.16424062 >>16424056 >three of my waifus

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:31:05 2017 No.16424063 I want to be the boy-toy for my high school's delinquent smug squad!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:31:19 2017 No.16424064 File: 563 KB, 2048x1862, 1461454792433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be femdom'd by a hellhound! I want her to pin me down and give me love bites all over! I want her to call me her "Prey"!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:32:01 2017 No.16424067 >>16424057 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:32:19 2017 No.16424068 File: 268 KB, 662x700, 1394397669280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424057 Did those newspapers help at all?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:33:22 2017 No.16424071 >>16424062 You act like population control via such things wouldn't be done at all. Echidnas breed like rabbits anon, it's kind of their thing. Humans would be overrun if people didn't take multiples of their daughters as wives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:34:16 2017 No.16424073 >>16424067 Remember, my telltale signs are: Mentioning Wurms. Mentioning Wendigo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:34:52 2017 No.16424077 >>16424057 How about some MGK to cheer you up? You're Jimmy, a kid that is pretty popular and knows a lot of girls. Do you look into the starry night sky and wonder why are you still alive?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:35:38 2017 No.16424082 >>16424068 Yes. Gods YES. I didn't have enough for anything other than my feet, but just having them over my feet did the trick and made me feel less cold overall.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:36:30 2017 No.16424084 >>16424077 I live because I have yet to live my dream of being a grandfather

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:37:28 2017 No.16424087 >>16424082 Obtain more, then. My dad's been a cop for like 40 years and he told me he's seen homeless people survive like that.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:37:43 2017 No.16424089

>>16424063
>The Manticore will never Kabe-don you against the wall and stare into your eyes smugly as her tailpussy drains you dry.
>The Kakuen will never pin you down in the storage shed and cover your mouth so you can't cry out while she rides you senseless.
>The Cheshire will never wake you up every night by using her abilities to sneak into your room and 69 you relentlessly.
>The Gremlin will never corner you after school and make your knees buckle with her sloppy blowjobs.
>The Hellhound will never hunt you down when you try to run and rape you in a back alley before bringing you back to their hideout for a reverse-gangbang.
I feel you man. I feel you deeply.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:38:01 2017 No.16424091 >>16423857 Blond Himedere Holstaur with drill hair and huge tits barely being contained by a corset while she 'ohohos' at the viewer because of their obvious interest in her tits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:39:27 2017 No.16424096 >>16424087 Luckily I have a po box that gets newspaper regularly because Toledo loves to update its community on a regular basis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:39:58 2017 No.16424101 >>16424096 Then live long and prosper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:39:59 2017 No.16424100 >>16424091 >drill No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:40:44 2017 No.16424103 >>16424071 Anon you are not supposed to have a harem especially if they are your sisters!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:41:54 2017 No.16424107 >>16424100 What the fuck is wrong with Drillhair? >>16424103 When did I say they were my sisters?

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:42:33 2017 No.16424111

>>16424101
I'd be set for months if I had a smoker and found a good sized deer or elk.
It'll still be a harsh winter, unless it stays cloudy and rains often because it's magically warmer if it rains, but things get better by March. Just have to hold out and not play Russian Roulette with grandpappy's ww1 rifle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:42:45 2017 No.16424113 >>16424107 Aren't you the guy with like 8 waifus?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:43:05 2017 No.16424115 >>16424107 Legally they are your sisters after marrying one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:43:29 2017 No.16424118 >>16424111 >playing Russian Roulette with a rifle Dammit Wurmborn I didn't train you for this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:44:49 2017 No.16424123 >>16424118 Using questionable ammo, it could count if they misfire due to bad primers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:44:52 2017 No.16424124 >>16424113 Maybe. What's it to you? >>16424115 Solution: Marry them all at the same time.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:45:13 2017 No.16424126
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>be a hunter hiking through the mountains looking for some valuable resources
>tense up when you hear the flapping of large wings
>looks like you've trespassed into a green dragon's territory, and she is not happy
>with her right on top of you, you're quickly pulled into a cutthroat battle
>during the fight, she triggers the rope trap you laid while she was swooping around the area
> it wraps her up in perfect turtleshell shibari and, as she struggles against her bindings, you finish her off with a couple of aphrodisiac bombs
>she's now too weak from arousal and exhaustion to fight back anymore
>she's astonished when you whip out your big "weapon" and pleads you not to use it on her, afraid you'll break her parts
>proceed to have your way with the bound monster girl, carving out her insides until she's a sopping wet, ahegaoing mess
>a few weeks after that, you're in those same mountains again when you come across a nest at the peak
>you see the dragon from before sitting there, nuzzling up with a large egg
>she notices you and smiles, telling the egg to say hello to its daddy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:46:35 2017 No.16424133 >>16424126 >egg hatches in a few weeks If they did so in such a small time frame Dragons would outnumber people.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:46:53 2017 No.16424135 >>16424124 I thought they were your sisters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:47:14 2017 No.16424137 >>16424133 Oh wait, brain's being retarded. It didn't even hatch yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:48:13 2017 No.16424141 File: 407 KB, 1240x1754, 52520938_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424100 Drills are literally the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:49:02 2017 No.16424144 >>16424133 It's a monster hunter dragonwyvern , which are more numerous than in other settings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:50:40 2017 No.16424148 >>16424135 No, they're all each other's sisters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:50:47 2017 No.16424149 >>16424144 Numerous enough that questionable nobles pay you to steal eggs for them. Sick fucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:51:54 2017 No.16424153 File: 100 KB, 850x624, 1484603514047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424126 >You are chilling with your cute wyvern waifu >This girls shows up and tries to rape you in front of her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:52:12 2017 No.16424155 >>16424141 Drilltits are the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:52:14 2017 No.16424156 >>16424149 It's better than kicking birds when they least expect it so they lay golden eggs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:53:56 2017 No.16424161 >>16424141 >tfw no pictures of wights with drills come on, they are the ones that deserve them the most!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:54:00 2017 No.16424162 >>16424064 *Angry dog noises

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:54:16 2017 No.16424165 >>16424153 >It's not a Deviljho Just throw a Dung Bomb, that'll break her out of pining down your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:55:30 2017 No.16424168 >>16422811 I'll still never regret making that shitpost edit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:55:38 2017 No.16424169 >>16424156 Or carrying nitroglycerin in rock form while Wurms think you want to play football with them. >>16424153 That's a cute Stephanie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:56:54 2017 No.16424173 >>16424169 >Wurms Why not yellow, tiny Oomakudes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:56:55 2017 No.16424172 >>16424161 Paladin-chans are the girls with the best hair. Drills, braids, buns, they've got it all. Just another proof that Human girls are the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:56:58 2017 No.16424174 >>16424148 Huh, the more you know I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 16:58:17 2017 No.16424181 >>16424165 >"Get lost, skank! Anon's mine now." >Cait Sith hunting partner tosses a dung bomb at her >"Bet my pussy feels way bet- DID YOU JUST THROW SHIT ON ME! GROOOOOSSSS!" >she runs off crying to go wash off

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:00:24 2017 No.16424188 >>16424173 >"Gimme a hug!" >"Let's play!" >"C is for Chipotle!" >"I'm gonna get 'cha!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:01:22 2017 No.16424193 >>16424181 And that's how you get a really clingly rathian that won't ever let you go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:03:35 2017 No.16424200 >>16424193 Until that dude with the hammer crashes at your place and your waifu says either he leaves or she does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:03:37 2017 No.16424202 >>16424181 Not sure how a Deviljho girl would react though... Oh well. Also, that Seregios should be lucky that it was a Rathian, and not a hyper-territorial monster, like a Diablos or the good 'ol pickle demon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:05:13 2017 No.16424206 >>16424165 >>16424181 You just went even further than the bushman sniper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:05:27 2017 No.16424207 >>16424202 Seregios mostly strike anons that are married to rathians. It's in their blood. Thank god she wasn't apex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:06:15 2017 No.16424210 >>16424202 Deviljho would dig away, clean herself off, and come right back before entering savage rage mode on you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:06:42 2017 No.16424212 >>16424206 Well, Anon, How else do you get rid of an angry wyvern?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:06:59 2017 No.16424214 >>16424207 Apex steve is the wrakest apex. Zinogre and Rajaang are nightmares though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:07:29 2017 No.16424216 >>16424212 Flashbang.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:08:03 2017 No.16424221 >>16424214 I'm not ready for steaming hot Rajang pussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:08:31 2017 No.16424222 >>16424214 >Apex steve I have no idea what you're talking about but I had the most amazing mental picture.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:09:06 2017 No.16424224 >>16424221 >Rajang starts going SSJ on your dick Damn you thunder kakuen!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:11:01 2017 No.16424234 >>16424210 That's Deviljho for ya. Hopefully she wont drag me to her hidden area for prolonged sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:12:45 2017 No.16424244 >>16423411 Bastet's a bitch, though.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:13:25 2017 No.16424245

>>16424222
Steve is the nickname for Sergiis.
I also use Sergei to make it sound Russian, but that's just me.

Apex Steve, aka SSJ2 Pinecone Dragon, is a regular Steve that overcame the frenzy virus and learned to take advantage of it. In theory anything can "Apex", like a Wendigo, Wurm, or Weresheep.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:14:44 2017 No.16424252

>>16424216
AWP in T spawn go get it, shoo.

>>16424212
Pocket sand, then use 1 ton container of sand you previously prepared for just such an occasion to send her tumbling down or block her way. Then fuck your waifu as loudly as you can so she has to leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:14:48 2017 No.16424253 >>16424224 You should know that when they go SSJ that they are susceptible to pit traps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:15:12 2017 No.16424256 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:15:23 2017 No.16424258 >>16424245 Apex hips.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:15:57 2017 No.16424261
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>>16424202
Diablos is easy to deal with
>be out in the desert
>its so damn hot. yakumo milk was a bad choice
>suddenly hear a roar and the sound of stomping
>see a diablos charging at you
>jump out of the way just in time for her to lodge herself into a rock wall
>as she tries to free herself, you walk up behind her, pull up her skirt and start spanking her shapely ass
>the bittersweet pain in her rump is keeping her from pulling herself out of the rock
>being unable to turn her head, she's surprised when she feels you dick go all the way in one thrust
>at this point she stops struggling and lets you pound away at her
>you creampie her a couple of times before gripping her hips and dislodging her horns, allowing her to slump to the ground defeated

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:16:20 2017 No.16424263 >>16424258 Nah, you're thinking of Plesioth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:16:45 2017 No.16424266 >>16424253 The one that would be deep inside her hole would be me, Anon. >>16424263 I was going to post an image, put it died.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:17:06 2017 No.16424269 >>16424252 That's one way. Should I add barrel bombs into the mix?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:17:56 2017 No.16424275 Since I know we've got at least a few Touhoufags in here, I suppose now is as good a time as any to inform you that the 13th Touhou Popularity Poll is taking place right now. You have the rest of the week to vote.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:18:44 2017 No.16424281 File: 2.01 MB, 1634x2000, 1455576123588.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424214 I love Zinogre so much. I'd marry one in a heartbeat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:18:51 2017 No.16424282 >>16424253 Really susceptible. Almost hungry jho length timeframe for being trapped. >>16424261 >not staying inside and nibbling her ears

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:19:13 2017 No.16424284 >>16424269 No you fool, the barrel bombs are the contingency plan if she doesn't leave. Just hope it works and you don't need to use the 2nd contingency plan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:19:26 2017 No.16424288 >>16424275 Kagerou is a cutie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:19:47 2017 No.16424291 >>16424261 That's a good way to deal with a Monoblos too, or hell, even Alatreon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:20:09 2017 No.16424296 >>16424281 Her cousin is cooler and doesn't complain about being hot or cold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:20:40 2017 No.16424297 >>16424291 Tigrex too to a degree.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:21:22 2017 No.16424299 File: 690 KB, 993x1920, 1484605282119.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424036 This is my Witch, there are few like it but this one is mine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:21:30 2017 No.16424300 >>16424297 Oh yeah, the jaws get stuck in walls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:22:35 2017 No.16424302 >>16424284 So plan B is sleep bombing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:23:18 2017 No.16424306 >>16424300 Yep. Molten gets stuck in towers instead of walls though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:23:44 2017 No.16424310 >>16424282 >mfw I will never grill up some steaks for a Deviljho girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:23:49 2017 No.16424311 >>16424302 You need a team for that to be effective.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:24:25 2017 No.16424312 >>16424300 You could also sit down and open your pants. She'll jump mouth first into it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:25:32 2017 No.16424315 >>16424310 >grilling up stakes for a Deviljho to lure her in >steak's almost well done >a Wendigo attacks you after you raise it to the sky to show off that it's done >'Well done steak has been stolen'

>>	Maritan Mon Jan 16 17:26:23 2017 No.16424318 >>16423894 After extensive thinking, I flipped a coin and went with this. Do you want me to use the references in that pic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:26:48 2017 No.16424321 >>16424306 Aren't there other monsters that get stuck in stuff? >>16424312 The impact might hurt though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:27:00 2017 No.16424322 >>16424302 Yes, and at this point of development you probably have married a Gremlin already, so plan C is blowing up everything. Or you could befriend the secretive vampire ninjas to help you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:27:28 2017 No.16424325 >>16424321 Most don't get stuck outside those already named.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:28:05 2017 No.16424328 >>16424318 Ah shit. I guess more Auto is a good thing overall.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:28:27 2017 No.16424329 >>16424310 be careful with that, anon >grill up some good ass steaks for your Pickle-pee >they're so tasty, she starts wanting your meat >her hip checks start moving on their own

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:29:18 2017 No.16424333 >>16424318 Make sure it's dolljoints

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:29:47 2017 No.16424334 >>16424325 I know Kecha Wacha gets stuck if it slams into the webs that Nerscylla makes and Nargacuga girls might get their tails stuck in some places.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:30:59 2017 No.16424340 >>16424334 All monsters can get stuck in canopy if you hit them enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:31:59 2017 No.16424343 >>16424315 Should have went to the Volcano for this... >>16424329 Would she "pin" me for dessert?

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:32:41 2017 No.16424346
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>>16423969
>Dire Jinko; Ironically shorter than you'd expect, but rather than being svelte, has a robust and powerful body build thick with ropey and defined muscles. Hand paws big enough to palm a basketball, noticeable increase in the size of canines, giving her an overbite.

>Dire Orc; Bigger, bulkier than normal Orcs. Has an underbite as well as a shaggy mane that extends from the top of their skull's crown to the small of their back, effectively giving them the ability to rise their hackles. Suffers from underbite due to tusks on the lower lip.

>Dire Hellhound; Powerful, densely packed muscle. Physical changes are an altered leg shape to a squatter digitigrade stride. Arm length increased to allow her to pursue prey/human men on all fours. Gains massive jumping power and claws can cut through metal like a one-thousand degree knife through a Matango

>Dire Mindflayerr; Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:33:16 2017 No.16424347 >>16424340 Ah, right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:34:00 2017 No.16424350 >>16424343 she could if you let her. or you could get the jump on her and "mount" her first

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:34:21 2017 No.16424353 >>16424346 >Dire jinko justtakemenow.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:34:42 2017 No.16424356 >>16424346 What about Dire Cheshire and Dire Apophis? Because you've given me a clear idea of what my Dire Hellhound waifu looks like and I need to know what her twin sister and older sister look like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:35:36 2017 No.16424364 >>16424350 Oh my, now I wish there was art for a MG Deviljho right about now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:36:23 2017 No.16424367 File: 377 KB, 706x1000, 1457169118816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424364 good enough?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:36:43 2017 No.16424369 >>16424343 Volcano has lava Wurms and black Cheshires stealing things instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:37:14 2017 No.16424372 >>16424364 There's a bit. Check the boorus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:39:31 2017 No.16424384 >>16424367 YEP, that'll do. >>16424369 Time to do some digging then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:41:35 2017 No.16424391 File: 474 KB, 900x1200, Crown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424384 They are pretty popular.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:43:08 2017 No.16424398 >>16424391 World eater must be roughly 8+ feet I imagine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:44:45 2017 No.16424403 >>16423894 >>16423983 Y'know there's an actual photo of a Grimgerde kit someone did up to look like the Tallgeese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:46:03 2017 No.16424407 >>16424403 I want a Tallgeese Automaton to fly me through the air at ridiculous Gs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:46:53 2017 No.16424410 >>16424367 >Heart pupils Without fail elevates any image at least a tier upward

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:46:59 2017 No.16424412
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>>16424356
>Dire Cheshire; Taller, more muscular version of a Cheshire Cat. Clothing changes to something of an evening gown similar to that of the Wights. Ears are more rounded to reflect a more leonine nature, same with her tail. Has a heightened sense of smell, prefers the approach of "The stone may not yield, but the water is patient" to hunting her man, usually only leaving the tell-tale Cheshire grin before striking.

>Dire Apophis; Bigger, meaner version of the standard Apophis. Retains her cobra hood, which she can flair out, folding out from beneath her hair. Rather than injecting venom from her canines, retractable fangs extend downward from the roof of her mouth, her venom potent enough to to enthrall monsters more powerful than a Pharaoh with continued administration. Pupils, much like Bastet's, will change from circles to diamonds if about to strike or feeling particularly amorous. Tail length increased to 150% of normal, so we're talking at least 12 metres of snek.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:47:44 2017 No.16424416
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>>16424318
>Do you want me to use the references in that pic?
Yep. But make sure to take every measure to make her not only identifiable as an MGE Automaton, but also a different member of the species.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:48:16 2017 No.16424419 >>16424403 I have that pic. Shit's sexy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:48:50 2017 No.16424422 File: 246 KB, 716x891, Tallgeese Grimgerde.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424318 Use this. Unless the original requester wanted more red, Iunno. >>16424419 Quite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:49:38 2017 No.16424423 File: 395 KB, 830x1200, 286_demon_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424412 These are fun. How about a dire Demon or a dire Lava Golem?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:49:56 2017 No.16424424 >>16424412 Tell me about Dire Kitsune, does such a thing exist? How many barrels of fried tofu must I offer to not die?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:51:32 2017 No.16424429 I want to stuff an onahole inside a loli Kiki and then fuck the onahole. It's not torture like using condoms is because she still gets cummed in at the end, she just gets no pleasure from the actual sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:51:33 2017 No.16424430 >>16424412 Oh man, my dick. What makes that Dire Cheshire better is the fact that she's got black sclera since she's the Hellhound's twin sister.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:52:21 2017 No.16424434 >>16424429 No bully the loli Kiki. >tfw KC actually drew a loli Kiki Life is good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:52:48 2017 No.16424437 >>16424412 >Ears are more rounded Into the trash it goes then

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:53:07 2017 No.16424441 >>16424423 Wouldn't a dire Demon pretty much be a monstergirl version of the Balrog?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:53:33 2017 No.16424442 How do you all deal with the fact your waifu isn't real and likely never will be? It's even worse in the winter with no one to cuddle up to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:54:15 2017 No.16424445 >>16424437 >Not liking Lion-like catgirl ears as much as pointed catgirl ears. I bet you only like domesticated girls you weakling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:55:34 2017 No.16424448 >>16424445 >t. roundfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:56:34 2017 No.16424453 >>16424448 I like all catgirl ears because I'm attracted to the girl they're attached to.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:56:41 2017 No.16424454

>>16424442
There's always hope anon! As painful as hope is, it's the only thing keeping me going, and I'll never give up on my waifu or my daughteru. But in the meantime I get commissions and spend as much time as I can thinking about her and our daughteru and things we'd all do together.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:57:38 2017 No.16424458

>>16424441
Mmm, not necessarily. I always took Demons to be more scheming beings than physically powerful. Their main characteristics are pumping out corruption, their contracts, and some degree of light psychic stuff since they can instantly make their husbands get hard/know exactly what he wants to eat or for her to wear.
I guess dire does implicitly mean everything gets bigger and stronger but I thought the idea was going for more unique takes on the 'dire' thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:58:53 2017 No.16424465 >>16424453 Whatever floats your boat, but I still want the pointy ears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:59:15 2017 No.16424468 >>16424442 I try not thinking about it. and I wear two jackets and imagine that she's hugging me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 17:59:20 2017 No.16424469 >>16424458 I felt more like Dire made the girl more "Primal". I had the appearance of a Balrog in my head when I imagined a Primal Demon. Though she could probably also be more snakelike instead.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:01:02 2017 No.16424480

>>16424454
I think that's the only way to lessen the pain honestly, thinking about how she'd react to something, or what it would be like if she right here, right now. I often find myself drifting off throughout the day thinking about her, even when I'm just doing mundane things. I really need to start getting commissions done, I've got the money for it, I just have no idea what I want.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:02:02 2017 No.16424485

>>16424458
Demons in MGE are just on the cusp of Yandere territory with the whole 'overprotective of human husband because they see him as such a weak being', plus they've got that sort of gap aspect to them in how they secretly really want to just dote on him all day long doing housewifey stuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:02:59 2017 No.16424489 File: 1.02 MB, 1024x768, e38b920bd1e6623009bae65ff93f9af2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424424 Rumors and hearsay. If such a beast existed, there'd surely be more to go on than wild tales and myths of the mofu that blots out the sun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:05:24 2017 No.16424498 >>16424489 Then I'll eat tofu in the shade

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:05:25 2017 No.16424499 >>16424489 That's not a very flattering image of Ran.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:05:35 2017 No.16424501 >>16424489 Not really true. It's said that deep within Zipangu's deepest parts, Ancient Kitsune exist with deeper connections to magic whose tails burn with ethereal foxfire. One touch, even a brush, of that mofu and it's over, you've got a wife.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:06:06 2017 No.16424503
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>>16424424
Only in whispers in the darkest forests of Zipangu.

>>16424423
>>16424441
This'll probably be my last one because I don't want to fall into even more of a rut, and yes.

>Dire Demon; Demon MG standing tall enough to easily dwarf any human. Legs have shifted more towards the cloven hoofs of Order propaganda, ending from powerfully muscled unguligrade legs like a goat or great beasts'. While not strictly overtly muscular, beneath their voluptuous, feminine fat there is a layer of muscle, giving them a more robust look.
>Empathic by nature, they tend to employ telepathy in order to give themselves a seductive edge over their potential contractors and husbands, using honeyed words with voices like smooth, oiled leather. As well, rather than using a simple paper or blood binding contract, the Pit Lady, as they are so often referred to as, will brand her contractor with her personal insignia.
>When in a rut, sex with one of these demons is more generally referred to as 'The Fray', rather than a good night in bed. Dominance will be fought for, and while her love for her contractor will be fully expressed, the wild buckings of her hips are like those of a mustang horse being broken for the bridle.
>True to her nature as a Demon in the ranks of the current Demon Lord, they tend to be vicious fighters, proficient in powerful flame conjuration magic, as well as having a proclivity for berserking at the sight of magic users.
>Ironically, some men have reputed the most unforgettable honeymoons after a victory over a difficult foe, with their wives often times describing to the Demon Lord herself that "He was like a beast, possessed, howling, ravishing my body with carnal lust that would shake the very foundations of the High Heavens!"
>A good indicator of her mood or amorous receptiveness is a glowing in her vagina or mouth, making it appear as if the bowels of hell were within her body

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:06:31 2017 No.16424504 >>16424468 I wear 4 extra since she is a bit bigger than me. I'm right there with you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:06:51 2017 No.16424507 >>16424499 You're not going to get grace and elegance out of Dires. Even if they are kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:07:40 2017 No.16424508 >>16424503 Aren't demons incabale of being dire? You call them greater demons or earls or something.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:07:52 2017 No.16424509

>>16424480
Yes. They're always with me in my head, wherever I go! It's a comforting feel, mostly.
>spoiler
That's the main problem I have, I have no specific ideas I really want commissioned. For all of the three commissions I've gotten I've just waited till I find a good artist. The ideas usually just come on their own after that. Getting commissions was great for me, they gave me great visual reference to base my fantasies off of.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:08:00 2017 No.16424511 >>16424503 Holy shit 10/10, thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:08:29 2017 No.16424513 >>16424503 >A good indicator of her mood or amorous receptiveness is a glowing in her vagina or mouth, making it appear as if the bowels of hell were within her body So Diablo-sama then

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:08:35 2017 No.16424515 >>16424507 Well, you can get grace and elegance but it'll be more often than not be a savage kind. Dire Phantoms are the best example of the exception.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:09:00 2017 No.16424519 >>16424509 Well lucky you. I have to make due with my own imagination without commissions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:09:24 2017 No.16424521 >>16424513 In case you haven't noticed I'm holding both shoulder buttons to flee.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:09:30 2017 No.16424522 File: 1.66 MB, 1024x1274, 4476780.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424501 >dire mofu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:09:59 2017 No.16424523 >>16424521 It's too late anon. It was always too late.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:10:08 2017 No.16424524 >>16424503 >>16424501 Well then, time to gear up and go on an expedition deep into the heart of the darkest Zipangu Forests. Wish me luck

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:10:47 2017 No.16424525

>>16424442
>and likely never will be
If a shitposting board can crash a plane with no survivors and awaken a primordial god through frogposting to elect someone president, chances are that chances are irrelevant.

Plus your waifu not existing isn't any excuse to not pursue her anymore. If you need a reason, you're no waifufag, because if you have reasons to pursue, it means that if such reasons were to disappear, you'd no longer pursue. No matter who she is, no matter where she is, no matter if she even IS, she is your waifu. It doesn't matter the reason, in the end it all comes down to a binary choice, you either pursue her, or you do not. You persevere, or you give up. Nobody cares about the "why" of it, and neither should you.

It should come to the point that even if you're all alone, you still find solace in thinking about your waifu. Otherwise, was she really your waifu? Or was she just an excuse to not feel alone, like those people of old age who marry whoever they see just to seek company, having given up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:11:24 2017 No.16424527 >>16424508 Dire/Baron, or in the case of MGE, Countess of Hell, yes. >>16424523 Not really, she still doesn't have a story yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:11:42 2017 No.16424528 File: 3.93 MB, 1700x1202, 1484608302019.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424513 Gotta put it in her and douse the flames, then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:11:58 2017 No.16424531 >>16424503 >that husband description I like the idea that they wax poetic and speak in a more epic or biblical nature

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:13:24 2017 No.16424535 >>16424528 She looks very hot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:13:48 2017 No.16424537 >>16424528 I liked the censored version with the puppy heads more.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:14:16 2017 No.16424540

>>16424524
Watch out for their claws anon. Though their hands are as slender as their modern counterparts, their claws can burn with Foxfire to fill you with lust.
Their tails are long, massive and softer than any other mofu girl.
And the worst part, they're illusionists. Once one has you in her sights there's no escape from her soft fluffy love no matter how hard you run.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:14:21 2017 No.16424541 >>16424519 I feel you anon. Who is your waifu? >>16424525 This anon gets it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:15:01 2017 No.16424545 File: 807 KB, 636x900, Diablo-chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424535 Hot as hell Uncensored version: http://imgur.com/a/HexX2

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:15:02 2017 No.16424544 >>16424503 >>16424508 Yeah, 'Pit lord' or 'arch demon' or 'baroness' works Also muh heart, I want her to be my fireplace

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:15:08 2017 No.16424547 File: 198 KB, 1104x1316, WOOPS CAN'T SHOW THESE ON A BLUE BOARD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424537

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:16:03 2017 No.16424551 >>16424353 >justtakemenow.jpg not >justtakemeow.jpg disappointed son

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:16:07 2017 No.16424552 >>16424540 Is this what happens to kitsune when they hit nine tails?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:16:47 2017 No.16424555 >>16424544 "Elder Demon" "Pit Lord" "Arch Demon" and "Baroness" pretty much can be used interchangeably with "Dire" when it comes to demonic monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:16:57 2017 No.16424557 >>16424541 I'll say my waifu is a snarky, lazy dragon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:18:14 2017 No.16424564 >>16424557 Well, I'm sure she loves you very much anon, I'm sure you must love her a lot too!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:18:25 2017 No.16424566 >>16424552 No, this is what Dire Kitsune are like. So the ones who are old enough to have more than ten tails and to master Kitsune magic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:18:38 2017 No.16424569 >>16424346 >>Dire Mindflayer Please stop doxxing my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:19:06 2017 No.16424573 >>16424555 Not really. Greater/etc demons show off a bit more traits than just being bigger. A greater Succubus isn't taller, but has a much stronger aura or allure to her charms and may have a second set of horns or wings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:19:49 2017 No.16424575 >>16424503 >>16424528 >instead of whispers of temptation and piglatin/backwards Led Zeppelin songs she telepathically whispers grocery lists and mundane wifely questions to her husband

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:20:10 2017 No.16424576 >>16424573 >greater succubus Isn't that just a Lilim?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:20:17 2017 No.16424577 >>16424545 Praise be you, anon. I'll be using this tonight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:20:56 2017 No.16424581 >>16424569 Dire Mindflayers can probably read and interfere with your mind without even touching you. On the note of Chaos, Dire Shoggoths are probably one woman harems in the form of an entire impossibly fancy mansion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:21:22 2017 No.16424584 >>16424576 I think it's something in between regular succubi and Lilims.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:21:23 2017 No.16424585 >>16424528 >>16424545 Tell me more about those pauldrons of hers. Like, are they the mythical 5th mouth?

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:21:42 2017 No.16424587

>>16424509
I think I'm just going to start off with some basic lineart of her, just some profile shots of sorts, then eventually get some more detailed stuff of her. I don't know, need to think about it. I just hope it doesn't end up as an obsession, don't want to be spending all of my money on that. I need to eat, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:21:47 2017 No.16424588 >>16424545 >>16424528 This is more or less how I'm imagining her now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:22:40 2017 No.16424591 >>16424581 Dire Shoggoths nothing. Queen Shoggoths.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:23:07 2017 No.16424592 >>16424581 Dire flayers read the space around them and can inflict insanity. Dire shogg are just queen versions.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:23:31 2017 No.16424599

>>16424573
Anon, Dire doesn't have to mean bigger.
A more primal Succubus would be a more powerful temptress who can practically melt men with a word.
Imagine a Succubus who had to convince men to fuck them when it used to mean certain death bringing her talents to an era where she can have sex without killing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:24:53 2017 No.16424603 File: 2.73 MB, 976x550, 1484609093633.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16423491 Don't forget the fact they don't need to force you.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:26:30 2017 No.16424608 >>16424604 Sharp

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:27:07 2017 No.16424610 >>16424591 Queen Dire Shoggoths. Ia Ia motherfuckers.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:27:53 2017 No.16424615

>>16424587
That's basically what I did. I got something simple at first and then worked my way up. I look forward to seeing how she looks if you ever get around to it!
>spoiler
That is a valid fear for me too anon, I'm terrible with money around things like this. One of the good things about not being able to find a lot of artists who I approve of and who also approve of me is that I won't be getting to that point anytime soon. I just hope I stay as autistically selective about quality as I have been so far.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:30:55 2017 No.16424622 >>16424544 >>16424531 >>16424511 Glad you fine anons liked it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:31:16 2017 No.16424623 >>16424604 >Bratty attitude >Shoulder & skirt pulled down >Bra & panties visible >Ripped leggings >Bag lady nails What a slut. I bet she's that one girl at school who'll let you fuck her behind the gym shed for $50.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:31:40 2017 No.16424625 >>16424504 >4 jackets That's on the border for me, I just wear it because my waifu has high body heat.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:33:07 2017 No.16424629

>>16424615
Thanks KDF, I'll make sure I post it in these threads if it ever gets done. Speaking of which, I've only ever seen one drawing of your waifu, the one where she's in her purple latex. Have you shared the others here? If you have, I must've missed them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:36:07 2017 No.16424639 >>16424503 Saved. Fuck, now I want to marry an archdemon but my mom made me promise I'd get married in a church. I'm anticipating some issues.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:37:32 2017 No.16424645 >>16424639 You could still get married in a church. It'd just be a church for her religion, instead. You may have to convert.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:38:50 2017 No.16424650
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>>16424629
You are quite welcome anon! I have this one of my waifu and daughteru together, one of my daughteru on her own, and the one of my waifu on her own you just mentioned.

The next one I get will probably be of them together again, I even have my sights set on an artist, I just don't know if they'd be up for drawing my daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:39:04 2017 No.16424652 File: 496 KB, 1000x1467, 1484046606203.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"And this is how you pacify an elf"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:40:02 2017 No.16424657 >>16424652 Cool!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:40:45 2017 No.16424659 >>16424545 Fuck yeah Demon finally getting some love, plus all this Pit Lady talk is diamond inducing Sign me up for HELL

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:41:17 2017 No.16424662 >>16424603 Would Cheetah girls all be tomboys?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:41:33 2017 No.16424663 File: 391 KB, 1000x1008, 1430963193616.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424652 Ear molestation is too lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:41:59 2017 No.16424664 >>16424551 Forgive me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:42:54 2017 No.16424668 File: 2.68 MB, 2000x2500, 1421168334753.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424412 I'm pretty sure the Apophis hood is an ornament and not a part of her body. But feel free to enjoy whatever your headcannon prefers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:43:11 2017 No.16424671 >>16424663 And this is why you feed your elves, otherwise they try to eat each other's ears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:43:29 2017 No.16424674 >>16424663 I want to tease an Elf's ears while she deepthroats me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:43:41 2017 No.16424675 >>16424645 Aha! A loophole. I'm sure with that kinda demonic power level she's probably the referenced 'deity' to a couple of cults herself. Talk about the VIP treatment

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:44:05 2017 No.16424676
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>>16424650
That's a great picture! Looking forward to any future ones.

I was actually lucky enough to be blessed by Latenight with a random drawing of my waifu, and I must say, seeing the picture for the first time was incredible. It really makes me want to get more of her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:44:35 2017 No.16424678 >>16424525 I was curious how other anons see it. She's surely my waifu, my one and fucking only. There's no point in trying to find anyone else if they aren't her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:45:30 2017 No.16424681 >>16424668 An Apophis' hood might be an ornament, but a Dire Apophis' isn't. I want my Dire Apophis wife to coil me up and gently pump me full of her venom so I can breed with her until we're both ahegaoing wrecks!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:45:47 2017 No.16424682 File: 373 KB, 700x674, 1484540419792.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424676 Latenight drew a sexy Jinko for me He's too good for us.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:48:15 2017 No.16424685
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>"Machines that can fly in the air and fly faster then sound? Towers made out of steel and glass? Next thing you're going to tell us that your people visited the moon?! This is too much!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:49:19 2017 No.16424690 >>16424682 He really is. That's a nice Jinko. You've got great taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:50:24 2017 No.16424693 >>16424685 I want to make a bet with a monstergirl that I can prove just one of those things to her and then take her to a city. My prize will be blowjobs whenever I want them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:50:59 2017 No.16424696 >>16424682 I feel a little spoiled by latenight. The guy is too good and he was the one that made me pick up drawing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:51:59 2017 No.16424701 >>16424685 How would each monstergirl handle being shown the technological prowess of humanity as we know it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:52:02 2017 No.16424702 File: 57 KB, 800x600, 1480094367849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424685 I want to frighten a dragon by suddenly flying past her in a Zero!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:52:19 2017 No.16424704 >>16424676 Nobody's ever drawn my waifu. I should do it myself at this rate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:52:55 2017 No.16424707 >>16424704 Who is your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:53:55 2017 No.16424710 >>16424682 One day I'll get something from Latenight and then everything will fall into place. That's a nice Jinko by the way

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:53:55 2017 No.16424711
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>>16424685
It'd be interesting to take a monstergirl from the past (or one who's been hibernating for a few centuries) and show her modern society.
>'You mean you have massive gatherings of people and weath in massive buildings... and they DON'T get razed on a weekly basis?'
>'Dragons of this time have gotten lazy...'

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:54:03 2017 No.16424712

>>16424702
Wasn't there a trend some years ago of Dragons and Harpies who'd compete with human pilots in stories?

>>16424701
I dunno, but I kind of want to see more experimentally inclined MGs (Sabbath, Liches, Gremlins, etc.) get inspired and rapidly expand upon Magitek.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:54:36 2017 No.16424713 >>16424685 We also harnessed the power of angry pixies flying through cables to light our cities and warm our homes. Also, the Moon is old news, grandma. Mars is where it's at.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:54:55 2017 No.16424716 >>16424701 Not sure, but a Gremlin would probably lose her shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:55:02 2017 No.16424717 >>16424704 Don't worry, no one's ever drawn mine and I'm not sure what to commission. It'll come in time.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:55:13 2017 No.16424719

>>16424676
Hey thanks anon! Snib did a great job.
>spoiler
Getting surprise waifu art must be the best feel! I try to see as little of the art process as I can while still making sure everything is going the way I want it to, so each new final commission reveal is like meeting them for the first time all over again. I have all three of my commissions open at all times on my computer and my wallpaper cycles through them periodically as well. I've been careful not to overdo it, but I never get tired of looking at them.

I hope to see more of your waifu too, if you ever decide to commission her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:55:14 2017 No.16424720 File: 509 KB, 758x1000, 1484610914970.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424707 Loli-Oni

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:55:41 2017 No.16424724 >>16424701 I would drive my waifu in my truck. That's about it. She'd probably have to move the seat back, she's a big girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:56:26 2017 No.16424727 >>16424720 Why is she wearing a glove like that? On only one of her hands and it only covers half her palm? That's hardly an effective glove.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:56:50 2017 No.16424729 File: 182 KB, 984x834, 1483767848818.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424711 Dragons of this time play hoarding games on phones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:57:04 2017 No.16424731 >>16424724 How big are we talking here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:57:40 2017 No.16424732 >>16424719 >I have all three of my commissions open at all times on my computer and my wallpaper cycles through them periodically as well. That's absolutely adorable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:57:56 2017 No.16424733 >>16424720 Just know that your waifu a cute and I'm rooting for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:58:12 2017 No.16424734 >>16424682 I'm not gay but I would blow him

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 18:58:44 2017 No.16424735

>>16424711
>Ancient Dragon who's been sealed away since the Demon Lord's ascension was new news.
>Suddenly wakes up in another world in a lab surrounded by humans who are poking and prodding her with needles.
>She can't move, she can't fight, she can't even scream.
>The one of the humans then comes over to her and gives her a tray of food.
>"I'm sorry, that must have been exhausting. We've been boosting your immune system and rebuilding your atrophied muscles all week. Here."
>She starts learning about our world from him with wide eyed wonder she hasn't had in centuries.
That has some serious cute potential.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:01:08 2017 No.16424738 >>16424727 ...Graphics tablet glove?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:01:35 2017 No.16424740 >>16424735 >rebuilding your atrophied muscles I just keep remembering the scene in The Matrix where Keanu Reeves is treated like a pin-cushion and inevitably giggle at the image.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:02:12 2017 No.16424743 File: 935 KB, 707x1000, 1482762044707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >there's barely any pictures of gyaru monster girls Damn it, we need more pure gyarus!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:03:07 2017 No.16424744 >>16424735 It's all fun and games until she learns about the tanukis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:03:57 2017 No.16424746 >>16424731 about 7 foot tall, even my pickup truck might be a squeeze for her >>16424734 alp detected

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:04:16 2017 No.16424748 File: 729 KB, 1000x1500, 1454277457698.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424743 What rock are you under? There's a bunch of gyaru elf stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:04:24 2017 No.16424750 >>16424740 That's basically what I was thinking of. >>16424744 What Tanukis? She ended up in our world somehow. She's the only monstergirl here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:05:16 2017 No.16424752 >>16424743 Pure gyarus that only want to look cool?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:05:17 2017 No.16424753 >>16424748 I guess he wants other types of girls as gyarus.

>>	Maritan Mon Jan 16 19:06:14 2017 No.16424758 File: 188 KB, 753x971, 309853.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424416 beep boop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:06:20 2017 No.16424759 >>16424746 You'd be surprised, and you get used to it. I'm two inches shy of 7 though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:07:05 2017 No.16424764 >>16424748 anon, elves don't constitute all monster girls. we need gyarus from other species too. onis, monoeyes, harpies, liches.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:07:10 2017 No.16424765 >>16424758 Fuckin cool

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:07:12 2017 No.16424766 >>16424732 I'm glad you think so anon! I love them very much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:07:16 2017 No.16424767 >>16424758 Beep noice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:07:22 2017 No.16424768 File: 278 KB, 800x800, 1473381429249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424753 That I can agree with. Elf and succubus are the only ones who really get gyaru art. Maybe an occasional cow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:07:39 2017 No.16424770 >>16424758 That's a Shink!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:08:49 2017 No.16424776 File: 671 KB, 940x1330, 60937601_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424768 I normally love Nerdubuses but damn that's a hot Gyarubus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:09:02 2017 No.16424777 >>16424758 Very nice. Kind of reminds me of KOS-MOS with the long hair and how the ornaments on her head are. The shoulder pauldrons and waist skirts look very nice on her. Quality job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:09:13 2017 No.16424778 File: 50 KB, 270x270, 1480561995710.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424758 Requester here. Thank you Mari! She's gorgeous!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:09:17 2017 No.16424779 >>16424759 Do you go for girls taller than you too? I'm 6'2", I almost never see 3d that is taller than me and attractive

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:10:30 2017 No.16424784 >>16424752 girls that like the style, but aren't sluts. gyarus that have innocent ideals about romance, ones that are flustered when you talk to them about becoming intimate

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:11:01 2017 No.16424786 >>16424758 Hello there, more automaton is a welcome sight.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:11:38 2017 No.16424789
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>>16424776
Tanned skin and blonde hair are a winning combination. The form-fitting wardrobe and attitude are a bonus. Gyarus don't have to look slutty (though I certainly won't argue).

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:14:15 2017 No.16424793

>>16424779
Literally impossible. The lord cursed me with a love of mommydom and big girls, and there's barely even a chance that a 3D will BE taller than me, let alone be even moderately attractive.
And so here I am. I've literally tried to force myself into liking shortstacks just to escape from this hell. As it is I often insert as a manlet in most scenarios with my waifu. A cruel irony. But she would understand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:15:16 2017 No.16424800 >>16424793 Just find a waifu who is 7'6, that's what I did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:17:04 2017 No.16424811 File: 153 KB, 1034x1529, b30c5be14ff6771f60dc107a3e72f418507916ec6fb9288879d1dda2ed2b20f1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do Elves have to make everything lewd?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:18:33 2017 No.16424814 >>16424800 Why do you think I was asking for a Dire/bigger version of a Demon earlier?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:18:34 2017 No.16424816 >>16424811 Because Elves are lewd girls who crave the dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:19:34 2017 No.16424820 File: 269 KB, 1418x2048, C2IIR6TUAAAjU4f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:21:35 2017 No.16424822 >>16424793 You have my condolences, Lord of the Lank

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:22:41 2017 No.16424825 >>16424814 I'd say a Pit Baron was pretty good then. Congrats on your new waifu?

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:23:05 2017 No.16424827
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>>16424811
All elves are inherently lewd. They are some of the most perverted beings outside of succubi, and all of them intinctively desire on some level to indulge in it. Your snobby high elf is just as dirty as that slutty dorw down the street, it's just a matter of how honest they are about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:23:57 2017 No.16424831 >>16424711 I guess this technically doesn't count given the species choice but I remember that there is one abandoned story that covers a valyrie in such a situation. Never got past two chapters I think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:28:20 2017 No.16424843 File: 267 KB, 2550x2280, ElzZ7L7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424825 Thanks, man. I'll never be cold again in my mind's eye. Hopefully I can flesh out the idea a bit more thanks to anon's and others' ideas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:28:26 2017 No.16424844 >>16424793 Huh, a kindred spirit, I feel ya.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:29:18 2017 No.16424846 >>16424843 >Those tits >That ass >Just the right amount of belly >That prehensile tongue MY DICK

>>	Maritan Mon Jan 16 19:30:01 2017 No.16424849 File: 736 KB, 552x817, zVKEdD9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424778 No problem, glad you like it! >>16424777 I know, I thought so myself with the whole head jewel automatons have. Which isn't bad since I liked Kos Mos myself.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:32:50 2017 No.16424857
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>>16424846
Eigaka is top fucking percentage and he'd be the first person I'd be running to for a commission over this Pit Baroness Demon stuff if his slots didn't fill up in .25 seconds.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:32:57 2017 No.16424858

>>16424831
I always loved the idea of a royal monstergirl of some sort awakening in the present day only to learn that their kingdom is gone and that an Anon's house was built over their secret burial site.
I just want to buy a Mansion that was being sold cheap because it was allegedly haunted only to find the burial ground of a Pharaoh still patrolled by mummies.
I want them to catch me and jerk me off to awaken their mistress and free her servants from suspended animation!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:33:53 2017 No.16424865 >>16424843 >that image >>>/d/ Actually fuck that just go straight to >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:35:19 2017 No.16424870 >>16424865 I don't feel like dancing with the Janitor again so I'll just delete it if you're so huffy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:36:54 2017 No.16424875 >>16424865 Exactly what about that is /d/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:38:42 2017 No.16424881 >>16424857 That's a big dragon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:39:54 2017 No.16424886 File: 604 KB, 1280x1199, tumblr_ojn31i7VKW1u5c7y4o1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424881 4 t< >v

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:40:04 2017 No.16424887 >>16424881 Would you pound a big dragon's big ass?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:41:18 2017 No.16424893 >>16424887 Anon you're talking to a guy who legitimately waifu'd Onyxia once upon a time. I'd fucking climb that mountain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:41:45 2017 No.16424896 File: 202 KB, 1055x1152, tumblr_ocwfdp9Ohy1u5c7y4o6_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424887 You bet. Big league.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:43:10 2017 No.16424903 >>16424896 Is this an OC of his?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:43:10 2017 No.16424904 >>16424896 >No big dragon who's into some kinky shit. >You'll never "force" her to suck your dick by grabbing the chain affixed to the collar around her neck and pulling. Damn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:44:14 2017 No.16424908 >>16424896 >>16424886 mmmm dat strongfat

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:44:55 2017 No.16424913
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>>16424816
Exactly. Don't believe their lies.
>"So you've managed to lure me into your room. What's your plan now? Make me submit to your dick? Never!"
>she locks the door and bends over, bracing herself against it
>"We elves are not sluts like other monster girls. We are a proud race who will not bend to the cocks of lower species like you."
>lifts her skirt up and moves her panties to the side, giving you a clear view of her dripping snatch
>"You really are a despicable beast, sullying my womb with your thick nasty semen on Planting Day. Surely you knew this was the elven holiday where we are at our most fertile, you horrible man you. I wager your seed is just as brutish as you are and will eagerly rape my ovum."
>seeing you not moving, she moves her skirt completely out of the way and pulls her underwear down off her plump ass. there's writing on her butt: "breeding bitch" on the left cheek, "Anon's fucktoy" on the right cheek. she starts shaking her ass enticingly at you
>"Go ahead, do your worse. No matter how big, hard, thick and delicious your dick is, I will never become your lovesick sex slave!"
>your adopted momster is weird sometimes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:45:00 2017 No.16424915 >>16424814 Is it wrong to admit that while writing that shit about the Pit Baron(ess) out I was fapping to Tim Curry's voice as Darkness in Legend?

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:47:11 2017 No.16424925
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>>16424903
Not a main one really. He's one of those types that has like a 'canon' and all that but its never really explained. She's popped up a number of times though, despite not being a part of it.
This one's much more common.

>>16424904
That's that GOOD SHIT right there

>>16424915
No, I completely imagine to fuck with her husband she'd occasionally change her voice to do various famous Satan impressions
Thanks once again by the way, Imma go places with that one

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:47:58 2017 No.16424929 File: 20 KB, 401x513, rank.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16421894 So I did the ranking thing a while back and I discovered I may have a bit of a -dere bias..

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:48:21 2017 No.16424931

>>16424908
Be honest with me anon.
Do you want to feel the base of that big thick tail slap against the top of your head when she sits her big sweaty ass on your face after a fierce workout?
Do you want have your world be consumed by her jiggly ass as her dripping pussy against your mouth compels you to stick your tongue in?
Do you want to hear every moan she makes as she starts grinding her hips?
Do you want to feel her plump breasts rest against your stomach as she opens her mouth wide and swallows your dick down to the hilt?
Do you want to feel her wet, tongue-swirling vaccum blowjob as her hips grind faster and faster?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:48:43 2017 No.16424932 >>16424925 Now that's not a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:48:48 2017 No.16424934 File: 25 KB, 242x369, oviposition.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424929 Now let me tell you something about a bias.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:49:18 2017 No.16424939 >>16424925 Seriously what the actual fuck are you posting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:49:42 2017 No.16424940 >>16424925 That pic's a bit far there anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:50:45 2017 No.16424945 File: 13 KB, 375x305, 99b9fc13b88c2b0dc0baaa4d64d72d1f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424932 >>16424939 >>16424940 Well for goodness sake

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:50:59 2017 No.16424946 >>16424931 All of this, yes. Yes I do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:51:04 2017 No.16424947 >>16424913 I'd rather she be an adoptive onee-san or childhood friend in this scenario.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:52:26 2017 No.16424955 >>16424934 So what are you gonna tell me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:53:47 2017 No.16424958 >>16424955 I have a severe ara ara bias.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:54:41 2017 No.16424962
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>>16424913
Now, why go through all this trouble of putting on an act? I'm sure she knows I'd happily pound her juice elf ass until she was overflowing if she had just asked. I even had an outfit picked out for her to wear, so she could look as slutty as she felt.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:56:00 2017 No.16424968
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>>16424913
>seeing you not moving, she moves her skirt completely out of the way and pulls her underwear down off her plump ass. there's writing on her butt: "breeding bitch" on the left cheek, "Anon's fucktoy" on the right cheek. she starts shaking her ass enticingly at you
>"Go ahead, do your worse. No matter how big, hard, thick and delicious your dick is, I will never become your lovesick sex slave!"
Oh gosh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:56:08 2017 No.16424969 >>16424962 How many CC monstergirls would adopt orphaned teenage boys for the sole purpose of fucking them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:58:19 2017 No.16424974 File: 108 KB, 746x651, Jabbermom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424969 Not enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:58:57 2017 No.16424976 >>16424969 They would at first, but end up finding being a mother to be so enjoyable they don't fuck him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 19:59:30 2017 No.16424978 >>16424976 You're lame.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:00:15 2017 No.16424980 File: 27 KB, 242x369, anon_waifu_listing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >niku drill translation >muh dick >muh hart

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:01:16 2017 No.16424983 >>16424980 Is this what a randomly generated post looks like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:01:55 2017 No.16424985 It's been a while since I made a new paste, how long should I keep it private keep all the weird bots from inflating the views?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:02:51 2017 No.16424989 >>16424985 Two hours at minimum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:03:59 2017 No.16424994 File: 352 KB, 606x777, 1409021169506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16424989 oh fug I guess in the meantime I'll think about rubbing tiger bellies

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:04:30 2017 No.16424996

>>16424974
>Anon gets adopted by a CC Lamia
>When he gets home he finds a bunch of other CC Lamias waiting in sultry poses in nothing but lingerie shooting him the bedroom eyes.
>Suddenly the door shuts and he sees the Lamia who adopted him locking it while smirking lewdly and dropping her shirt and skirt to the ground.
>"Your aunties and I have been alone for so~ long~ anooon~ Come give us some love~"
>You start to feel your resistance fade away as you smell something in the air and the Lamias sashay and sway around you in an almost hypnotic dance.
>You barely even register them guiding you to the bedroom and stripping you.
>But every moment of the mating pile that came next was clear as crystal in your mind. Every moment of their tight sensual pussies etched in your memory.
>You silently gave in and welcomed your new life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:06:06 2017 No.16425002 >>16424978 They would plan on raising him as a husband, but once they see how thankful the boys are for a nice meal and a bed of their own, they just won't have the heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:11:41 2017 No.16425020 >>16425002 This is good for the heart. Moms are not for fucking, whether they are blood related or not.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:14:33 2017 No.16425031

What's that? The monstergirl maid you've recently had assigned to live with you is taking a quick shower, and she accidentally forgot her phone in the kitchen?
Quick! You only have a couple of minutes to grab it and check the last three bing searches she performed, and post them in this thread!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:15:41 2017 No.16425036 >>16425031 You should respect others privacy more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:15:49 2017 No.16425037 >>16424685 I actually want to do a story where a Lilim's strike team kidnap a scientist from our earth that has been forced to work for the order and get him to work for their side.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:17:05 2017 No.16425043 >>16425031 >anubis >black egyptians >how to make master grope me >fennec legal pet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:18:14 2017 No.16425047 >>16425031 >bing Her searches better be about job openings in the area.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:18:46 2017 No.16425048

>>16425031
Respect your maid's privacy you 3DPD fuck.
Also
>bing

>>16425037
I'd think that it's more they'd be there to rescue someone already on their side, but pick up the scientist because the Order's been torturing him for being a "heretic".
And then the Lilim's Gremlin inventor falls for him and his advanced tech knowledge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:20:21 2017 No.16425051 >>16425047 >>16425048 Monstergirl maids are more often than not technically illiterate, it's normal that one would use Bing and not know better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:21:22 2017 No.16425053 >>16425031 >jinko >how to tell if your master is a lolicon >buy sabbath potions cheap >sabbath sized dominatrix outfits

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:21:48 2017 No.16425055 >>16425031 her paws are too big to operate a smart phone. Besides, I trust my maid

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:22:14 2017 No.16425058 >>16425051 Are you implying that my Anubis Maid is illiterate anon? Okay, she's not technically my maid but she likes pretending she is. She feels like she needs something unique to make her more memorable compared to her sisters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:26:25 2017 No.16425071 >>16425031 >Kiki >Cleaning tools sale >Best strawberry desserts >Free sewing classes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:35:05 2017 No.16425099 >>16425055 You should get herone of those special dialing wands

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:35:34 2017 No.16425102 >>16425031 >Kitsune >Fried Tofu recipe >How to make tail fur fluffier? >How to make someone brush your tails?

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:38:08 2017 No.16425110

>>16425048
It's more like that the order has been using him to crank out weapon designs, where he wants to use his knowledge to improve people's loves. However he doesn't trust the Lilim because he sees her as a case of 'say hi to the new boss, same as the old boss.'

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:38:09 2017 No.16425111 >>16425099 >herone >her one Damn space bar...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:39:49 2017 No.16425113 >>16425031 >manticore >foods to increase sperm count >do lions chuff >poison control

Peterdnzl Mon Jan 16 20:41:48 2017 No.16425117
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Here is the first bit to my pirate story, as of now, still unnamed.
http://pastebin.com/8X8kJyz5

Starring a Sailor, a Romanian dog ogre, an elf, a shark, an Automaton, and some bad bad harpies. More characters to be introduced next time

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:49:04 2017 No.16425138 >>16425031 >Shoggoth >google >erotic literature >MG sex store my cart >Dark Souls 3 wiki

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:50:12 2017 No.16425141 >>16425117 >Peter doing pirates Oh boy oh boy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:52:58 2017 No.16425149 File: 385 KB, 1085x1239, 1452466486041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16425031 >Cuddle Master book amazon.com >cute scarves >how to stop fur shed

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:53:19 2017 No.16425152 >>16425117 Oh yeah baby, I look forward to the next update.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:54:58 2017 No.16425158 >>16425141 I probably won't make it as dark and brutal as spider and the fly

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:55:24 2017 No.16425159
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>>16425117
>Bad Harpies

So Snow Harpies?

I mean they are the only factually evil Harpy type.

Barring maybe people who misconstrue the black winged harpies as "evil" even though they are relatively harmless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:56:40 2017 No.16425163 >>16424625 Same guy from earlier, I hate my works wifi, but I mostly do it for the pressure/weight. My Little Flower is a huge hugger/cuddler.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:57:11 2017 No.16425164 You know, I want to teach a Automaton how to play a piano, I'm sure she'll be the next Amadeus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:57:16 2017 No.16425165 >>16425159 Well, Sirens, really. The ones who sing and lead sailors to their deaths, I mean rapes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 20:58:28 2017 No.16425168 >>16425164 But emotions are prohibited.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:00:20 2017 No.16425172 >>16425163 Well, I guess if I wanna raise up the heat, I could just put on a bunch of sweaters, it'd never get as hot as how I'd Imagine she'd get though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:00:34 2017 No.16425175 File: 387 KB, 723x1000, kraken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16425152 >>16425141 >>16425159 Also, I still have no idea what to name this damn thing I'm writing pic related, possible future character

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:01:27 2017 No.16425177 >>16425168 Why? It's just a piano.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:03:26 2017 No.16425185 >>16425177 But you need to feel the music to be a maestro. Automatons may have the skill to recreate great masterpieces, but they will never experience them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:03:33 2017 No.16425188 >>16425159 Snow harpies are good. They save hikers when they fall off a snowy mountain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:05:49 2017 No.16425197 >>16425188 No, No, anon. Snow Harpies steal men of the snowy slopes, brutally rape them, then toss them back onto whatever god forsaken freezing area they were in without clothes. They are uncaring and evil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:07:43 2017 No.16425206 >>16425185 Well, I mean who's to say this wont happen? https://youtu.be/kuT1dWRsU2w

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:07:54 2017 No.16425208 >>16425175 Can't wait

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:08:32 2017 No.16425210 >>16425197 No, they save falling people, then use their extremely fluffy wings to warm them up and take them to the top so they can watch the beautiful scenery together while she gives the guy a wing hug.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:09:05 2017 No.16425212 All that talk of Pit Baron waifu and no one posted Doomslayer girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:09:34 2017 No.16425215 >>16425031 >Minotaur >slightly used gym equipment for sale >how to tell if a man is worth the trouble >milking machine

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:09:43 2017 No.16425216 >>16425197 I want to win a snow harpy over with delicious food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:10:30 2017 No.16425220 >>16425031 >Holstaur >best horn polish techniques >how to tell someone you love them >Nightwish album playlists

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:10:36 2017 No.16425221 >>16425212 She's not a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:10:56 2017 No.16425223 >>16425197 Wow, they sound horrible. Thank goodness for the likes of Yetis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:14:55 2017 No.16425235 File: 274 KB, 1002x1416, 1479838776909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Anon, why are you so obsessed with those monstrous whores?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:16:43 2017 No.16425242 >>16425235 Clearly, I'm researching them so that I will be better prepared in avoiding or defeating them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:17:14 2017 No.16425244 >>16425235 easy answer, they please the dick. If you made more of an effort, maybe i'd obsess over you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:18:26 2017 No.16425247 >>16425031 >Phantom >What is 40k and why are there miniatures? >"How big is too big?" A Hathorite's guide to chest sizes. >DIY Sister of Battle Cosplay

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:18:34 2017 No.16425248 >>16425235 Because they're cute and nice. Unlike you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:18:59 2017 No.16425250 >>16425235 I can't hear you over all this sweet demonic poon I'm swimming in. Also who are you and why are you in my waifu's lair

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:19:28 2017 No.16425253 >>16425220 >Nightwish You are my brother, although this was confirmed when you posted holst.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:20:20 2017 No.16425254 File: 206 KB, 1199x971, CsLTrrmVIAASKy-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16425235 They're cute, especially the kikis, I wanna go marry one just to carry her off bridal style!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:21:07 2017 No.16425256 >>16425235 They're prettier, love you more, are better at sex, are stronger, have cool monster parts and more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:23:52 2017 No.16425267 >>16425031 >Demon >Human skin burn temperature? >Necessary to notarize contract legal? >Boob window sweater real buy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:26:36 2017 No.16425275 >>16425235 Because I'm lonely since no human women find me even remotely attractive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:27:06 2017 No.16425280 I need more yanderes! More yandere monstergirls!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:28:01 2017 No.16425284 >>16425031 >hellhound >make google default browser >ice cream that doesnt melt >fire fighter role play

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:28:34 2017 No.16425286 >>16425280 Could one trick a yandere monster girl by leaving out fetish porn for her to find so she think's your into fetish's you aren't?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:28:51 2017 No.16425287 >>16425280 Having more than one yandere is dangerous for your health, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:29:38 2017 No.16425290 >>16425235 Well, she greeted me with love and open arms. Unlike a certain armored mistress who feels less empathy and emation than a newly-activated Automaton...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:29:58 2017 No.16425291 File: 214 KB, 900x773, 1672c27ff35a474bf9ba7eeca1687493609d60ed6bd38c3266e6b5cbc3e4bfef.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you bully your waifu guys?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:30:58 2017 No.16425293 >>16425291 I don't.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:31:39 2017 No.16425294
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>walking past your momster's room when you remember you wanted to ask her to get something from the store later
>walk in and find her wearing the most revealing outfit you've ever seen her in
>she sees you and becomes very flustered, stammering out that this is the uniform of her high school back in the monster world and just wanted to see if it still fit (which you can clearly see it doesn't)
>your dick is diamonds, and she can see it
>she can't help but lick her lips at the sight
Fuck momster! They deserve the d!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:32:02 2017 No.16425296 >>16425286 >>16425287 Yandere monstergirl tournament

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:32:14 2017 No.16425297 >>16425291 She bullies me, but then I pretend to be really upset by it and she drops it instantly and fawns all over me saying she didn't mean it and that she loves me. I think she's starting to catch on though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:32:31 2017 No.16425298 >>16425291 With bellyrubs and ear scritches. You ever see a Delinquent Hellhound look so cute? She always gets her payback eventually, but it's worth it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:34:17 2017 No.16425303 >>16425291 Sometimes I jump into her to break her surface tension and make her collapse. Other times I steal her hat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:34:20 2017 No.16425304 >>16425291 Primarily, by not existing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:34:30 2017 No.16425306 >>16425291 Sometimes I turn off her alarm early so that she doesn't wake up on time, and then when she does wake up and is mad at me about it, I attack her with cuddles, kisses, and heavy petting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:35:27 2017 No.16425309 >>16425296 >Which monster girl will be the one to best serve anon? >The winner becomes my bride >The losers also become my wife because I can't say no to sad looking monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:36:11 2017 No.16425312 >>16425291 I pour water on her tail and rub it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:38:44 2017 No.16425321 >>16425304 Then who was anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:39:34 2017 No.16425323 >>16425291 Randomly mix hathor milk into her food/drink. And I mean random. I could do it every day one week and then nothing the next three weeks.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:39:51 2017 No.16425324

You just had a really, really shitty day. Everything that could go wrong did. You walk into your home and your monsterwife greets you, but you're so beat you instantly go to the bedroom and collapse on the bed, for whatever reason barely even noticing her as you do so. An undetermined time later, the door to the bedroom opens. What does she do to cheer you up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:40:09 2017 No.16425325 >>16425291 Tease her during mating season.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:41:21 2017 No.16425330 >>16425321 Just think about it. From her perspective, I'm the one who isn't real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:41:46 2017 No.16425333 >>16425291 I play hide and seek without telling her. >>16425324 Cuddles and talk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:42:59 2017 No.16425340 >>16425324 Cuddles, then lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:43:43 2017 No.16425342 >>16425235 Master yourself, master the enemy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:44:49 2017 No.16425347 >>16425324 For her to go above and beyond; making me some apple pie, putting on my favourite album, and dragging me out of the bed to cuddle on the couch under a blanket.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:45:01 2017 No.16425348 >>16425294 Only if she keeps the uniform on the entire time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:45:45 2017 No.16425350 >>16425324 talk, have a laugh about it, go for walkies, lots of pelvic destruction. order may vary

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:45:49 2017 No.16425351 >>16425324 Comfy cuddling and reminding me that I don't actually need to work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:46:42 2017 No.16425354 >>16425309 >losers >living in a Yandere Tournament You're funny

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:47:47 2017 No.16425358
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>>16425291
call her a bad dog
spritz her with a spray bottle
bop her with a rolled up newspaper
take her favorite squeaker
put a shock collar on her
tell her she's cute. tomboys hate that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:47:49 2017 No.16425359 >>16425354 Those are yangire. I don't love those. I don't love them at all.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:48:40 2017 No.16425362

>>16425253
Holst bros for life. I thought it was weird for my waifu to like Nightwish as a Holst, but she has good taste. Tarja all the way.

>>16425324
She holds me and strokes my hair while telling me that everything is alright. Then we watch our favorite movies Star Wars in Machete order and binge on Del taco.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:49:37 2017 No.16425366 Does Victoria have a meaty tail? Can I bully her for it?

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:53:11 2017 No.16425384

>>16425362
Yeah, she sounds best on the older stuff.

First learned about them through a Finnish friend of my family who gave me a CD when he came over.

Got me hooked....Although I also think that I heard Walking In the Air in an older Christmas movie.

Also, metal head holst when?
Not that I think Nightwish is necessarily metal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:53:17 2017 No.16425385 >>16425324 Draws a bath, gently carries me into it with her, scrubs me down, then kisses all over my head and neck while whispering how much she loves me between each one. Wake up later to the most passionate Succ ever

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:53:31 2017 No.16425386 File: 1.67 MB, 3000x3000, yandere yukionna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16425359 You don't understand. When you pit yandere vs yandere, one lives one dies

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:54:14 2017 No.16425388 >>16425294 That Succubus is a cow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 21:56:05 2017 No.16425398 >>16425386 Not if they want to be my wife they don't. Two go in. Two leave, that's the rules of this dojo.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:01:37 2017 No.16425416
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Ok, what is your personal headcanon for monstergirls?

My first are that most flying type monstergirls will honk, dragons and lizard flyers will roar and manticores will hiss instead.

My second is that succubutt tails are incredibly sensitive, allowing you to give them tail jobs.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:05:28 2017 No.16425432

>>16425324
She'd probably talk to me about what went wrong as I, in my frustration, handwave it all as just Murphy's Law gone to it's extreme. Afterwards she'd console and get under the blanket with me and share her body heat with me. Then warm cuddling ensues, followed by passion filled lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:06:48 2017 No.16425435 >>16425416 I know what that pic's supposed to be, but I really can't see it as anything other than a bunch of monstergirls waiting for a bus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:07:26 2017 No.16425437 >>16425386 Man, that is spooky. Not something I'd want to see in the middle of a blizzard. Of course, there's not much I can do about getting away when she indirectly controls where I go through the blizzard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:10:25 2017 No.16425450 >>16425366 >Victoria >meaty tail >when her weapon of choice is a metal toothpick Her tail has to be thin, so thin that you could twirl it around your fingers and then pull to make her whimper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:10:59 2017 No.16425451 File: 115 KB, 574x657, Cockatrice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16423955

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:11:45 2017 No.16425455 >>16425451 >question marks in eyes instead of floating near her head I like it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:13:19 2017 No.16425462 >>16425451 Not OR, but das cute Nav.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:14:24 2017 No.16425468

>>16425324
Wrap me up in her fluffy tails and run her fingers through my hair and ask me about it. She'll tell me that everything's alright between kisses on the forehead and then gives me a massage and helps me to remember that the most important thing is that we have each other and that tomorrow is a new day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:15:40 2017 No.16425474 File: 243 KB, 557x490, 1442541009166.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16425451 this is the best thank you so much!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:19:30 2017 No.16425488 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember to keep your goblins from self experimentation. Thats how you come home to see that your shortstack is now a nine foot tall muscle mountain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:19:39 2017 No.16425491 >>16425451 I like yanderes. Can you do a yandere sea bishop? Or did I miss that boat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:21:53 2017 No.16425496 >>16425437 >yuki-onna http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xhrc4y_yuki-onna-version-suenos-de-akira-kurosawa_shortfilms?start=678 seriously too spooky for me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:22:42 2017 No.16425501 File: 450 KB, 1280x1823, 013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reptilian bitches. I'm not a foot-fag, bit something about those lizard feet is so lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:24:04 2017 No.16425503 >>16425501 >Thomas lizard puss frightened.jpg

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:24:26 2017 No.16425504

>>16425416
Hellhounds can track someone by their unique spiritual "Scent" if they have one of their belongings.

Even the most peaceful egglaying monster will try to to wound anyone they think are trying to harm their eggs.

Some of the ore monstrous girls have inferiority complexes and wish they were human.

Liches work as the doctors of the undead realm, caring for sick humans and patching up any damage done to their fellow undead. They ted to grow spare parts for this.

Ghosts love sensation. Once they posses a woman, they spend a lot of time doing what they missed when the ere alive. Eating, wrapping themselves in blankets, masturbating, and so on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:25:01 2017 No.16425507 >>16425488 You say that like its a bad thing goonight

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:25:13 2017 No.16425509 File: 543 KB, 786x1053, 1484105213991.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Butt the size of a /fit/ Gremlins torso Just how big of an Automaton is that massive ass supposed to attach to?

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:27:35 2017 No.16425515

>>16425507
>Goonight

Tell me about the slimes, what are they planning?

Does it have to do something with the muscle goblin?

>>16425509
Gremlin's sometimes perform 'plastic surgery' for automatons.

That automaton's master is an ass man.

A big ass man.
An extraordinary ass man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:27:41 2017 No.16425516 >>16425509 Maybe the gremlin is small and the robutt is a heavy weapons or heavy fucking model. Designed to withstand mating presses from big guys

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:28:51 2017 No.16425521 >>16425501 You wouldn't mind helping me find the source of this, would you?

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:30:30 2017 No.16425528

>>16425416
The same as far as the succubutt/demon species tails.

>Despite all of the talk about how once a man is a husband other girls mostly leave him alone, there are still other pursuers and monstergirl wifes get extremely defensive, fights break out at times
It seems a bit silly in a lot of cases that so many of the MGs still have such combat-focused features but we're kinda just led to assume that they don't use them ever. I'm not saying NTR or any of that trash happens, but if a husband is walking about unattended and a particularly in-heat MG other than his wife spots him, she may make a break for him to try and at least get it in, but almost immediately the wife rushes to his side and a catfight ensues. Its up to the husband to either help calm it down or if he so wishes help his wife in fending off the rapist.
I like the idea of my monster waifu being the queen bitch that none of the other girls are able to fuck with even though they try, and them getting put in their place if they even dare make a move on me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:37:08 2017 No.16425543 File: 186 KB, 843x1034, 9c337164dd76555d5c9f72df31bb509812e2d827ad9888a377ea2dfb1f1a50b7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16425291 Make fun of her every time she barks at the mail harpy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:43:37 2017 No.16425560 File: 211 KB, 738x840, 1478660234255.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16425291 turn down the thermostat when she sleeps or goes out

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:43:51 2017 No.16425561 >>16425521 In the future, the artist's name is Thomas. Very distinctive art style https://exhentai.org/g/1018981/5bf4cb5659/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:46:20 2017 No.16425574 >>16425561 I appreciate it, thank you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:48:10 2017 No.16425582 >>16425543 Do you bop her on the nose with a newspaper?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:50:40 2017 No.16425591 >>16425582 No. I just took a video of my waifu and daughterus all barking at the mail harpy and sent it into MGC's Funniest Home Videos.

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 23:01:39 2017 No.16425618

>Be the adopted Son of Mars.
>It's not as glamourous as you'd think, as most of mom's deeds and triumphs are attributed to her cousin, Ares, most thinking they are one and the same for some reason.
>Even though by most accounts, your mom soundly whooped her ass across history.
>Instead, she works as a cop. A ridiculously good one, even without a legion of followers to draw power from.
>Not to say it's a bad life, though.
>Your mom, despite being a gruff and crude woman who has put you through a training regimen that would kill most men since the day you could walk is actually extraordinarily affectionate when no one's looking, and occasionally even when they are.
>Your 'aunt' Ra lives in the basement in much the same boat as your mom, what with the Pharaohs claiming godhood and Hathor opening up Mega-Churches/Dairies/Casinos every which way.
>She spends most of her time on the couch, watching Netflix, playing vidya and nagging at you to go to the store to buy her more Sunny D, Sun Chips and various other snacks with the word 'Sun' in the name.
>She's also the best damned listener you've ever met. And the cuddliest.
>Whenever you're stuck in a rut or routine, your other 'aunt', Tyra, can be counted on to show up in her dimension-hopping muscle car to whisk you away on some wildly-irresponsible adventure to triumphant chorus of power metal.
>You don't know why, but ever since you caught that funky hammer of hers before it could fall and scuff up the hardwood floors, you apparently graduated from sneakily drinking beers in the garage where your mum couldn't find you to fighting the Frost Giants.
>All in all, not a bad life, though no one'd believe you if you told them about it.
>After all, you're just that boring non-bishounen boy, ignored and unknown in the background of all your class photos.
>What could you possibly be up to on your free time that'd warrant attention?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 23:06:56 2017 No.16425632 >>16425618 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bcRCCg01I >dimension hopping muscle car https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PphoFZohrc&spfreload=5 You sure you're not just getting cheesed on cat piss and spray paint?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 23:10:28 2017 No.16425640 >>16425291 Get dhampir wife's vampire sister or mother to kidnap me so she has to squeeze into her old adventuring clothes (which I shrunk in the wash beforehand) and rescue me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 23:24:16 2017 No.16425680 File: 914 KB, 1065x3225, How to bully a Dullahan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16425291 Like a boss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 23:30:26 2017 No.16425694 >>16425291 That poor Crow. She just wants to read her book.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 23:33:25 2017 No.16425706 File: 774 KB, 1372x3016, 1481499399853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Stay close Anon, these ruins are filled with dangerous monsters!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 23:33:53 2017 No.16425707 >>16425706 I loot the room.

RGR anon Mon Jan 16 23:34:41 2017 No.16425711
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More tales in the land where the men are women, the women are manlier women and the spaghetti comes fresh.

>Be you, working in your little office space.
>Your boss happens to be a milf Anubis.
>She walks up to your cubicle and asks in an authoritative voice.
>"Anon! you were supposed to be going for coffee at this time, why are you continuing to work at this time?"
>Well, you can't really say you've been goofing off shitposting on 666 Chan.
>Shitposting is serious business where you come from.
>So you decided to bullshit her and see if you can get away with it.
"I was just filing out the tps reports Harold asked for."
>Your Anubis boss looks you over once, to see if you are telling any fibs.
>"Well, according to the schedule, you are to be getting coffee, so please do so."
>She did say please, but in the sense it was actually an order.
>You sigh and get up, you head towards the coffee shop across the street.
>As you just leave the cubicle, she gives you a light pat on the ass.
>The unexpected touch almost made you jump the ceiling.
>The first thought that ran through your mind was.
>Is this shit legal?
>Is it sexual harassment?

>Be Anon again.
>Gremlin girlfriend calls you so she invited to watch a 'guy' flick.
>As interested to see what their version of a guy flick is, you tell her your too busy working on your PC.
>She actually decides that she's headed over to your place instead.
>Soon after she gets to your place and finds you with computer parts strewn all over the place and you completely covered in oil.
>Yes oil.
>You explained that you can remove the cooling fans alltogether and use cooking or mineral oil for your PC.
>Then you dumped the rest of the computer guts into an aquarium.
>You added a fake skull to the thing to give it style.
>Her face is first of confusion.
>Then it lights up.
>You spend the rest of the evening running your oily computer watching movies while cuddling Because your a fuckhuge cuddleslut.
>She also wants to know if you want to help out with her automaton.

>Be stuck on the highway.
>Stick your thumb out.
>After an unknown period of time, a manticore swoops down to your level wearing a white tank top, green jeans and brown boots.
>She smirks at you.
>"Cash, grass or ass. No one rides for free."
>She says while her tail is rising up to your face.
>You sigh while unbuttoning your pants.
>This is the last fucking time your doing this shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 23:35:47 2017 No.16425714 >>16425388 is that supposed to be a problem

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 23:38:52 2017 No.16425719 >>16425706 What is she hiding under that shirt?

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 23:39:00 2017 No.16425720
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>>16425714
Never. I bet a tittymonster Succubus would find being called a cow rather flattering.
Flattering enough to start wearing cowprint clothing sold at Hathorite gift shops.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 23:41:24 2017 No.16425724 >>16425706 Gee, I wonder who's going to get corrupted on this adventure?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 23:41:38 2017 No.16425725 >>16425711 I always appreciate the charity of manticores

Anonymous Mon Jan 16 23:43:30 2017 No.16425727

>>16425711
Is it bad that I want to be a reluctant slut in this universe?
I want to sell myself to my classmates and my teachers to keep a roof over my head.

>>16425720
Would she start drinking Hathorite milk too?
Would she get one of the Hathorite Tube Tops that's just made for Paizuri?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 23:44:01 2017 No.16425730 >>16425724 You are and she'll have to save you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 23:45:50 2017 No.16425735 >>16425706 s3 never.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 23:46:14 2017 No.16425736 >>16425730 Days and nights of watching her fat bottom jiggle in front of you while you travel would probably have something to do with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 23:48:32 2017 No.16425740 >>16425711 Next time on the continuing adventures of 'My life as a Slut in Monstergirl World' Nah but these are fun, keep it up m8

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 23:49:35 2017 No.16425742 >>16425727 I don't see why a Succubus wouldn't do those things since they're so versatile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 23:50:35 2017 No.16425743 >>16425706 >Fat bootied female Mage vs. Plank-tier Monstergirl lolis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 23:50:53 2017 No.16425745 >>16425711 >Gremlin girlfriend How'd that happen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 23:51:59 2017 No.16425746 >>16425736 Why do you think she's going to take responsibility?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 23:53:19 2017 No.16425751 >>16425735 What is that chick from?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 23:58:30 2017 No.16425760 >>16425501 Tomasu's stuff always gets translated pretty quick. Nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:05:16 2017 No.16425773 >>16425706 ...where's your dog?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:07:17 2017 No.16425777 >>16425501 I wanna cum on scales and cuddle thick tail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:08:17 2017 No.16425780 >>16425751 Spice and Wolf, but her butt is normal in the source material. The artist just decided to have some fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:11:46 2017 No.16425785 I want to marry a glacies

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:20:26 2017 No.16425801

Monstergirls live an exceedingly long time, right? Especially stuff like Demons and Dragons and stuff. So, if the current Demon Lord only came into power around 200~500 years ago, are there Monsters that are older than that? Would some of the older Demons have memories of being scary violent dudes before being turned into hotties or did it not work like that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:26:20 2017 No.16425814 >>16425801 IIRC anything old enough to exist prior to the current Demon Lord either doesn't remember being normal/male or just doesn't care. The craving for dick completely overwrites them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:31:39 2017 No.16425825 >>16425711 I can't even pretend to have some dignity. I'd fuck all my bosses and coworkers. Wouldn't even hesitate.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:32:41 2017 No.16425828

>>16425814
Ah, was that stated somewhere by KC? I assume its a minor point on their mind for the reasons you stated, but I do still wonder if it would be fun to converse with one of the older ones and ask what they remember/joke about how silly it must seem in comparison to their new lives (as I assume their personality/priorities now would make them look back on it almost like a chuuni period or at worst wasted time).
Still, it almost seems like for some of the races there still exists some sort of martial tradition that predates their Girlification. For the especially fighty ones I would think some aspects of their former pride and honor as fighters got warped into their lust, but would still be salient enough to be proud of 'centuries old traditions' and stuff. In particular centaurs and stuff like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:33:12 2017 No.16425831 >>16425825 >Implying your boss wouldn't husbando you immediately

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:35:36 2017 No.16425838 >>16425825 You'd be fine with getting a reputation as the office slut? Becoming a glorified eye-candy secretary for some higherup CEO? NEET monstergirls would complain about you on 666chan all day for being a bimbo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:38:12 2017 No.16425845 >>16425838 >bimbo himbo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:45:01 2017 No.16425859 >>16425801 There is no date for when the current Demon Lord entered power aside from "Really long time ago" For all we know it could be a Millenia

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:48:57 2017 No.16425863 >>16425859 The timeframe is rather unimportant though, unless everyone else has died and stayed dead.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:49:03 2017 No.16425864

>>16425845
Ah, good catch.

>This total foreign HIMBO just whores around the office all day and our shitty boss is totally fine with it
>>Says he's foreign so he doesn't understand customs from around here >Uses that as an excuse to stick his pelvis out everywhere for favors
>This is why 2D guys are infinitely better than 3DPD men
>That feel when no modest average reserved human bf

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:49:55 2017 No.16425867 >>16425838 They can complain all they want. Little does anyone know that I've been sneaking fertility drugs into every drinkable liquid in the office for a long, long time now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:49:58 2017 No.16425868 >>16425859 But aren't the majority of Monsters like, immortal? Hence the importance of Incubuzation so that husbands can effectively live with their gals forever?

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:50:05 2017 No.16425869

>>16425828
I'm sure it was talked about, but I would assume the general way it works is like this: Anything old enough to remember pre-DL times will not care about being a girl now. Their personailty will remain intact, as well as their memories of what they did, but their bodies and brains are now 100% dick-craving female. Any attachment to manhood is gone. As for culture, I would guess it would mostly stay intact, though probably becoming more centered around husbands and raping. Anything pertaining to what the did to women before will now just be targeted to men.

Think of it this way: A tribe of Onis would regularly raid a nearby village. They'd kill the men, rape the women, take the plunder. Whoever can swing their club the hardest is chieftain, and their entire culture assigns status to strength. Demon Lord comes along. Now they still value strength, but priorities shift. They raid the village, take the men and the loot, but the women are left. The cheiftain has first pick of the loot and men, and then probably makes a public display of raping him into submission as her husband. Now, not only is raw power a sign of strength, but how well you could rape your husband, too.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:51:42 2017 No.16425873

>>16425864
>go trolling on monchan
>implying you monster women didn't rape the shit out of all the modest average reserved humans who could have been your bf
>watch as shit storm explodes
>all fun and games til a cheshire doxxes you and sends a smug squad after you and you get smug'd through your bed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:52:25 2017 No.16425875 >>16425864 >"I don't get it. What's wrong with guys sleeping around? You're all just insecure virgins." And then watch the anger flow. Trolling 4kun would be too much fun.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:52:30 2017 No.16425876

>>16425869
Ah, so to them it would barely even be a point worth talking about then? That's a shame. To clarify, I'm not sayin I'm into them bringing out the fact that they used to be dudes into their everyday personality, just wondering if some of the older more powerful ones would have any cool stories or could at least remember having a different frame of mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:56:13 2017 No.16425887 >>16425873 >'manslut.jpg has been uploaded' >It's Anon with an aheagao and giving a peace sign with one hand and holding a time stamp in the other.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:56:15 2017 No.16425888 All that talk of commissions earlier got me started on getting a fourth one. Thanks anons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:56:42 2017 No.16425890 >>16425875 >By the way, I'm a guy and yeah I browse 4kun >DICK OR GTFO >Fuckin manwhore >Pff, I bet you're a total manwhale >HISSSSSSS GET OUT OF MY BOOOARD >M O N D O N >gb2 Facetome

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:59:40 2017 No.16425897 >>16425888 Who's the girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:59:47 2017 No.16425898 >>16425890 >M O N D O N I laughed >frog girls going REEEEEE >Canadian Moose girl with a "pls be my ai bf" >Russian Cockatrice asking for proofs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 00:59:59 2017 No.16425900 >>16425890 What would their version of traps be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:00:08 2017 No.16425901 >>16425887 >(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) >526 replies and 128 images omitted. Click Reply to view.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:00:31 2017 No.16425902 >>16425864 I wonder how they would react to Saving Private Ryan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:00:50 2017 No.16425904 >>16425887 Next thing you know, your face is on revenge porn sites, and there's a mod shitstorm

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:01:17 2017 No.16425906 File: 442 KB, 895x637, 1424755520046.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16425873 How can other Monsters compete with the BFT?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:01:35 2017 No.16425907 >>16425900 Reverse traps obviously, or alps.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:02:09 2017 No.16425909
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>>16425876
I'm sure they'd have plenty of stories for you. The only things they wouldn't care about would be anything specifically tied to them having been a man before. If you can sit down with a Dragon and ask her about the time a country worshiped her as a god, I'm sure she'd talk your ears off about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:02:12 2017 No.16425912 >>16425902 >Fucking Tanuki propaganda, the bad guys won MonWar II >ALICE DID NOTHING WRONG >Implying the Tanukicaust actually happened

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:03:38 2017 No.16425915 >>16425906 Top kek, I'm liking this monchan idea, pretty fun to ultimately laugh at ourselves

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:03:57 2017 No.16425918 >>16425909 And then she was reminded of her ryuu sister and started drinking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:04:45 2017 No.16425920 >>16425915 We've discussed /humanboygeneral/ and the various girls who would shitpost there before

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:05:18 2017 No.16425922 >>16425897 My Kobold waifu and Kobold daughteru!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:06:16 2017 No.16425923 >>16425922 Will it be lewd?

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:06:53 2017 No.16425925

>>16425909
That would be fun.

>ask Demon wife if she saved any of her old stuff from her 'damnation days'
>old dusty storage area with a bunch of grotesque torture and execution devices
>She gets embarrassed like it was some Chuuni stage of her life
>"I swear the only thing I want to do now is fuck you, all of this stuff is so immature, I should have thrown it out literally ages ago..."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:08:11 2017 No.16425933 >>16425909 Nicole Bolas gets off on breaking young male Planeswalkers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:09:48 2017 No.16425938 >>16425386 Depends how powerful the yandere are relative to each other If one is significantly more powerful you might see a fate worse than death.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:10:19 2017 No.16425942 File: 624 KB, 723x525, 1432612111861.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16425925 I bet you could give her some ideas on how to recycle that stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:11:36 2017 No.16425947 >>16425925 >ask about the Wheel >it's from when she was a human inquisitor >all the murder and bloodshed turned her into a demon >continued to torture gruesome

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:13:18 2017 No.16425950 >>16425902 I wonder how they would react to our wars in general, as they can be pretty brutal. During WW1 for instance, both the Italians and the Austro-Hungarians would use their artillery to try and cause avalanches to kill each other.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:15:22 2017 No.16425954 >>16425950 "We need to fix them"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:16:03 2017 No.16425957 >>16425923 Somewhat. Pretty much as lewd as they've been so far, just lewd clothing. Right now I'm waiting to hear back on if the artist is ok with drawing Kobolds, already got the ok on my daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:16:10 2017 No.16425958 >>16425954 And how would they go about doing that, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:16:30 2017 No.16425962 >>16425117 Your hard work fills me with shame.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:17:18 2017 No.16425964
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>>16425947
>get a gremlin to help you build an electric guitar
>ask her to put on some of her old legit torture gear
>It doesn't fit too well but still works
>give her the guitar, she has no idea what it is
>tell her to just try doing what she thinks she should do with it
>suddenly starts spitting out hot licks and riffs like she invented the damn thing
>I fucking knew it was instinctual

>>16425942
I'm almost certain somewhere in the ages of transition she had gotten that idea already (and had already used it on anon)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:17:37 2017 No.16425965 >>16425954 >Lysistrata with monster girls Fund it. Although it's amusing to think that they feel the same way that human women do when they date a piece of shit >Oh I can change him The difference is, is that monster pussy actually is magic

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:17:38 2017 No.16425966 >>16425958 Love.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:18:05 2017 No.16425968

>>16425869
I think a better question is what happens with, say the life-hating aspect of the undead, or the literal mindlessness of slimes.

>>16425950
I'm sure they remember the wars back when they were still monsters, the older monsters at least
Especially the powerful ones, I'm not sure an archlich, a beholde - I mean a GAZER or a shoggoth would be impressed with causing avalanches beyond 'wow they're pretty creative'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:23:18 2017 No.16425978 >>16425957 Good to hear, KDF, hopefully it works out, I'll be looking forward to it. Now I definitely gotta get a commission done of my waifu, I think I'll start looking at artists this weekend when I'm not so busy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:24:11 2017 No.16425979 >>16425978 I'm surprised there isn't some sort of large image flowchart/guide to getting commissions. I feel like that's something that would have been made by now.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:25:30 2017 No.16425982
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>>16425968
>Life-hating undead
They'll like you just fine alive, but probably try to convince you to become a zombie. That's what Liches do, anyway. And what undead slut for dick would argue against a husband who has infinite stamina and no need for food, water, or sleep? The only one that might think of you as inferior would be a Vampire, but that's just their dom personality. Besides, she needs you alive for your sweet blood.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:26:39 2017 No.16425984 >>16425982 Undead can't eat or drink though, or at least they can't taste things from what I understand. Liches, for exmaple - anything they eat turns to dust in their mouth.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:26:54 2017 No.16425985

>>16425890
Anon, anon, anon. That's no way to go about doing that.
What you've gotta do is just casually drop an "I'm a guy, I think I'd know." along with a timestamped image of yourself and then dare them to find you and prove you wrong while revealing your IP is behind at least nine proxies.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:28:05 2017 No.16425986
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>>16425984
>Undead can't eat or drink though
This is wrong on so many levels. Eating is the only thing some of them even care about, and Vampires are defined by their drink of choice.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:28:08 2017 No.16425987

>>16425979
That would be helpful. I honestly haven't got the slightest clue as to what I'm doing, so I'm just hoping I don't mess it up. That's actually what's been keeping me from getting commissions in the first place, I hate having to do stuff and approach people like that. Makes me feel weird.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:28:14 2017 No.16425988 >>16425982 So very worth it that picture was. Should get a Loli Anubis if I can ever catch the artist again...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:28:36 2017 No.16425989 File: 1.48 MB, 4000x4000, Fix2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16422961 >Not posting the slightly better version.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:28:57 2017 No.16425990 Any lads have the link to that jotunn story posted couple threads back?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:29:40 2017 No.16425991 >>16425986 Well at least some of them can't. Again liches can't taste anything and that's terrible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:30:28 2017 No.16425992 >>16425985 >suddenly have 50 pizzas delivered to your house >...and get raped by 50 Monster Pizza deliverygirls I don't think its a 1 to 1 parallel between our world and theirs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:31:15 2017 No.16425993 >>16425991 Why would a Lich need to taste when they can build a machine that SENDS SENSORY DATA DIRECTLY INTO THEIR PHYLACTERY!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:32:22 2017 No.16425995 >>16425985 It's all fun and games until someone uses magic to track you down and either teleport to you or summon you to them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:32:55 2017 No.16425997 >>16425993 I'm not sure that works.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:33:17 2017 No.16425998 >>16425989 >No tail >fucked up face >Better You have to rethink your standards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:34:02 2017 No.16426000 >>16425995 I've always been worried about getting summoned. >>16425997 If even WE can make the deaf hear again, and can build prosthetic limbs that are controlled by the brain, why not?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:34:07 2017 No.16426001 >>16425995 >(USER WAS SCRYED, TELESUMMONED, AND RAPED FOR THIS POST) >Mods are demigods! Literally!

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:34:43 2017 No.16426004

>>16425995
>NEET Succubus uses magic to track me down and summon herself into my house.
>She's met with me With Pizza, a movie and chips along with a shirt that says "Congratulations!"
>She's announcing that I'm her boyfriend on the thread the next day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:37:14 2017 No.16426006 File: 312 KB, 1445x1374, 1480889091140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16425984 >>16425991 >>16425997 How new are you? Do you know anything about MGE Undead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:38:48 2017 No.16426009 >>16426006 Why are Liches so cute?

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:39:04 2017 No.16426010

>>16426006
I mean considering that they're supposed to basically just be the basic monsters but thisty for dick, it kind of makes sense to me that they retain most of their non-conflicting properties. I mean slimes are kind of dumb instead of being flat up mindless but you get the idea

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:39:38 2017 No.16426011 >>16426009 Because we love the dead. Often.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:40:55 2017 No.16426012 >>16425995 >>16426000 >>16426004 >your waifu will never summon you >ywn see her face light up in surprise and joy as you materialize right in front of her >swn pounce you whileexclaiming about the ritual working and she can't believe you're real

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:41:58 2017 No.16426017 >>16426012 Remember kids: never summon anything you can't go down on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:42:02 2017 No.16426018 >>16426004 That's cute. I'm imagining by succubus standards in their world she's probably arbitrarily considered pretty ugly or non-ideal Then imagine her surprise when you treat her like a 12/10 sex goddess because by your standards she is

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:45:15 2017 No.16426028

>>16426018
>Stop pretending I'm sexy, gosh its just so weird!
>I only know like eleven different sex positions, and I can't even deepthroat anything above 10 inches
>You're such a weirdo, treating me like I'm so hot... I'm practically flat with these D cups...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:45:17 2017 No.16426029 File: 233 KB, 420x700, 1396669130658.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oi oi, what are you doing on my beach small fry?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:46:13 2017 No.16426031 >>16426029 Bird watching, Big Fish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:46:19 2017 No.16426032 >>16426029 My ship sank and I washed up here, mind if I crash at your place?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:47:15 2017 No.16426033 >>16426012 How much time do you think would be spent crying in each other's arms?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:48:00 2017 No.16426035 >>16426029 Hopefully you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:48:05 2017 No.16426036 >>16426029 I-I'm just making a sandcastle...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:49:54 2017 No.16426039 >>16426012 She broke the summoning circle. I will now have my way with her.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:50:06 2017 No.16426040

>>16426028
And then comes the glorious moment when she announces it to the thread.
>Yeah right, like he'd be your boyfriend.
>Bullshit, I don't believe you.
>Someone as lame as you got a human?
>Fess up, how much did you pay him?
And then what they get is a timestamped picture of us holding hands and a message from me saying "not a cent."
I'm gonna make that chubby NEETcubus the happiest girl in the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:50:40 2017 No.16426042 >>16426039 Amateurs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:53:19 2017 No.16426048 >>16426042 Right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:54:48 2017 No.16426049 >>16425235 Well you're not about to claim your undying love for me, are you?

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:55:04 2017 No.16426051

>>16425978
>>16425979
>>16425987
Oh, it's super weird and awkward at first. Once you get talking though, things will usually be fine though. I'm sure if you say that you're very new to getting commissions, plenty of artists will be quite accommodating. In my experiences, the artists I've commissioned have wanted everything to be as perfect as I did.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:55:19 2017 No.16426052

>>16426040
Would she subsequently drop her fujo lifestyle now that she found her 10/10 guy? Or would you both complain about how the Otakus are talking over the industry with their shitty GL anime and argue over who was best boy in the most recent 'monstergirl wakes up in a human world' story?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 01:56:58 2017 No.16426057 >>16425398 >Yanderes >Not fighting to the death >Yanderes >Tolerating inferior whores to be their husbando's wife, regardless of ranking >Yanderes >Tolerating sharing at all You don't know what a yandere is so just stop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:00:52 2017 No.16426063 File: 588 KB, 850x1200, ComicMegastore_2005_12_305.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:02:07 2017 No.16426071 >>16426063 >from smug to meek that fast I like this girl already.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:02:39 2017 No.16426077 >>16426063 Daww. Why is it almost just as fun imagining cute strictly non-lewd stuff with demonesque girls as it is imagining the lewd stuff with them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:04:38 2017 No.16426079 >>16426077 Because you are damned already and they needn't continue to seduce you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:05:16 2017 No.16426081 >>16426077 Its actually better, because we already know she's a lewd machine, its whats in between that matters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:05:48 2017 No.16426083 >>16426052 Anon, I think you're confused as to what "fujo" means. And she'd still be a huge nerd. What, you think I'm not? I'd introduce her to a ton of human games though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:07:51 2017 No.16426092 >>16426010 So the answer is no, you don't know anything about mge undead

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:08:50 2017 No.16426096 >>16426092 k

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:10:07 2017 No.16426102 >>16426096 I bet this'll blow your mind, enough to even make you go back to /tg/ or wharever the fuck you came from. Here, undead can get pregnant and give birth to a growing child.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:11:30 2017 No.16426104 >>16426102 I know that you dumbass, I'm just speculating on the possible racial properties that would be retained. Stop getting your panties in a jumble.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:13:11 2017 No.16426112 >>16426012 Someday this will happen and on that day I'll truly be alive

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:15:48 2017 No.16426123

>>16426079
>>16426081
>Contract Night is a wild carnal fuckfest
>Next day is casual and comfy, barely anything lewd outside of some playfulness in the kitchen and snuggling while lazing around the rest of the day
>both jokingly using the contract link to make each other pop random boners/randomly get wet out of nowhere
>Go to bed with just light cuddlesex and spooning

The best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:20:39 2017 No.16426135 >>16426104 >I know that you dumbass >Undead can't eat or drink >Liches can't taste anything There's a dumbass here alright, but it ain't me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:21:53 2017 No.16426140 >>16426135 The original monsters wouldn't be able to taste anything. Obviously they can have kids since that's directly related to having sex.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:23:40 2017 No.16426145

>>16426123
>Anon gets summoned by a Succubus and spends the whole night having wild passionate sex on her bed as the summoning circle grows over him forming a set of magical tattoos.
>The next morning he wakes up to the curvy, slightly chubby incarnation of carnal lust who just spent the entire night raping him senseless.
>Expects for the sex to resume.
>Instead she looks at him with teary eyes and whispers "I can't believe you're real." almost reverently.
>He ends up with her snuggled up in his lap in bed as she plays vidya with her occasionally tilting her head back so she can look at him while blushing wildly.
>The only times she's apart from him is when she's getting food for the two of them to eat together.
>That night she cuddles up to him and tells him that if this is a dream she never wants to wake up.
>This is the beginning of the rest of anon's life.
Fucking hell it hurts knowing that it won't happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:25:37 2017 No.16426149 How far would be too far during dom-sex? Is there an insult your monster girl waifu could tell you that would make you go limp with shame?

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:26:38 2017 No.16426151

>>16426140
We're not talking about the original monsters, we're talking about the traits of monstergirls, and you aren't suggesting vestigial properties, you're making statements. And even if you were to pose it as a suggestion "Hey guys, how about we make undead incapable of eating, drinking or tasting?" You'd be laughed out of here for being an idiot. Yeah, how about we make succubi incapable of getting wet too.

And if you can't see how consuming and tasting doesn't directly relate to sex you're retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:27:42 2017 No.16426155 >>16426149 Not really. Words don't hurt me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:28:54 2017 No.16426156 >>16426151 I'm saying that the original Liches that MGLiches evolved from cannot eat or drink so I wonder if it would carry over >how about Are you incapable of reading?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:29:06 2017 No.16426157 >>16426149 Pretty much anything, which is why she keeps it all cutesy and innocently playful whenever she's the dom.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:29:06 2017 No.16426158

>>16426149
Insults about my intelligence or my weight.
Self esteem is a cruel cruel bitch and I'd rather be teased about being a pervert than anything legitimately cruel.
Though it might be cute to see her snap back if she thinks she's gone too far.
>"That's right, stay hard you pathetic disgusting pig!"
>Yes mistress, that's all a disgusting ugly pig like me is good for...
>"DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT! YOU'RE THE MOST WONDERFUL PERSON IN THE WORLD AND YOU DESERVE EVERY OUNCE OF MY LOVE DON'T YOU DARE EVER SAY THAT!"
>...Dear you broke character.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:31:54 2017 No.16426165 >>16426156 >I wonder if it would carry over Of fucking course not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:33:57 2017 No.16426169 >>16426165 Care to explain why? Because there's plenty of other properties that do carry over, the key point of monsterfication is fundamentally only making them horny for penis and waifu-ish. Sure, make an exception for semen or something, better?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:35:14 2017 No.16426172 >>16426149 Not very far. I guess I'm a huge pussy but insulting me would make me soft in an instant. Hurtful/smug words are the quickest way to kill my boner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:35:29 2017 No.16426173 >>16426169 You honestly want your home cooking to turn to dust in your waifu's mouth? Put some fucking thought into it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:36:57 2017 No.16426175 >>16426173 >you honestly want I want a lot of things and a lot of things aren't true Jiangshi are freezing cold most of the time which could be a downside to some people, by your opinion they'd become warm just because someone wanted it to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:38:11 2017 No.16426180 >>16426175 You don't get to twist your idiocy on me, faggot. I never said I didn't want undead girls to be cold. But you wanting them to be incapable of taste is beyond retarded.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:39:58 2017 No.16426184

>>16426149
>'I own you, you're powerless to resist, you're my pleasure-doll' etc
Big green checkmark
>'you're pathetic, you could never satisfy me, you're disgusting' etc
Big red X
>breaking character/switch halfway through out of overwhelming love
Also a green checkmark

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:40:43 2017 No.16426185

>>16426180
>what you want is retarded because I say so but what I want isn't retarded because hurr durr
I never said I 'want them' to be incapable of taste, I'm wondering if properties like that carried over. Would a wraith be unable to go into sunlight? Who knows, but it sounds reasonable enough considering what they come from.
Stop being so fucking butthurt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:40:57 2017 No.16426186 >>16425801 yes all monstergirls are canon alps

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:41:43 2017 No.16426189 >>16426145 Can you imagine what it would be like to be summoned to your waifu? All that pent up lust let free in a night of passion and then tearfully holding each other as you realize it's not a dream?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:43:05 2017 No.16426192 File: 1.01 MB, 1548x1918, 2HcFcD5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Nya? You came all the way to Wonderland to see nya?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:43:33 2017 No.16426195 >>16426192 What?

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:44:03 2017 No.16426197

>>16426189
100% honest, I'd be very unsettled/worried. The knowledge that magic of that magnitude exists means it could all be a trick of some even greater and truly malicious being waiting for me to drop my guard to perform some horror on me. In the event it was legit, my waifu would have to work pretty damn hard to put my mind at ease that it really was her that summoned me and that I'm not in some as-of-yet unsprung Silent Hill-like trap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:44:16 2017 No.16426198 >>16426192 OOGA BOOGA, WHERE DA BROWN WOMEN AT?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:45:05 2017 No.16426200 >>16426192 No. Go away.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:47:04 2017 No.16426205

>>16426185
I haven't said what I wanted so that argument makes no sense. You're tying to play this like if I don't want some kind of extreme I want the other, which is dishonest. What? You don't want your undead to be rotting carrion or reek of formaldehyde? Well then fuck you must just want a warm human then. This line of reasoning is stupid.

>I'm wondering if properties like that carried over
Of course not, how is that fun or desirable? If it gets in the way of waifus, it goes. Just like how vampires can go in the sun, only it makes them weak and subject to surprise dicking from their husbands. They don't burst into flame as much as food doesn't turn to dust in a lich's mouth.
> it sounds reasonable
No it doesn't.
>Stop being so fucking butthurt.
Then stop being so fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:47:50 2017 No.16426206 File: 129 KB, 1024x743, 1472681567187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16426192 I'm here for lewd pink tittymonster, not purple memelords.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:47:56 2017 No.16426207

>>16426192
>You'll never be childhood friends with a Cheshire Cat.
>You'll never be childhood friends with a Dire Cheshire Cat
>You'll never be childhood friends with a Desert Cheshire Cat
>You'll never be childhood friends with any sort of Cheshire Cat period.
Fuck.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:50:43 2017 No.16426214

>>16426205
>What? You don't want your undead to be rotting carrion or reek of formaldehyde? Well then fuck you must just want a warm human then. This line of reasoning is stupid.
I see you literally can't read
Jiangshi are cold, that's one of their properties - hence, they remain cold even when they're dripping for penis. Obviously not all the properties remain, but the key ones, like not being able to walk unless warmed up and having the control tag, remain.
Now, the question is, what properties remain in liches or other monsters? There's obviously a line.

>Of course not, how is that fun or desirable? If it gets in the way of waifus, it goes.
There's plenty of anons who get off to stuff like blind waifus or tragic waifus for some reason.

>Just like how vampires can go in the sun, only it makes them weak and subject to surprise dicking from their husbands. They don't burst into flame as much as food doesn't turn to dust in a lich's mouth.
Vampires never burst into flames in the first place in the sun, they just get weak.

>no it doesn't
To you.

>then stop being so fucking stupid
>anyone that doesn't agree with me is stupid
retard

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:50:55 2017 No.16426215

>>16426197
That makes me think, what could your waifu do to prove it's her? Something only you two know of each other or some important act or such in your relationship? If my waifu was to start reciting Autumn by Pushkin with me I'd probably cry because then it has to be real right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:52:42 2017 No.16426222 >>16426192 Well aren't you just adorable? What a cute cat!

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:56:59 2017 No.16426230

>>16426214
>Jiangshi are cold, that's one of their properties - hence, they remain cold even when they're dripping for penis.
You make it sound like this isn't endemic to ALL undead. Furthering the idea that you don't know shit of what you're talking about.
>liches
Phylacteries. Obsessed with magic, science and research. Powerful casters. Emotionless unless you fuck with their phylactery. How about you read the fucking profile? The same is true of all monsters, they all retain some traits from their past forms.
>There's plenty of anons who get off to stuff like blind waifus or tragic waifus for some reason.
And? That's on an individual basis. You claimed that all undead could neither eat nor drink. If you said "My lich can't eat or drink" I'd probably still call you stupid and argue but I'd have a whole lot less ground to stand on.

>Vampires never burst into flames in the first place in the sun, they just get weak.
Plenty of lore has them perish under the sun's rays.

>anyone that doesn't agree with me is stupid
No, just you.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 02:59:34 2017 No.16426234

>>16426230
>You make it sound like this isn't endemic to ALL undead.
Ghosts aren't and I didn't make it sound that way. If you want an actual unique thing? They move while bouncing and hopping because they can't walk normally.

>Phylacteries. Obsessed with magic, science and research. Powerful casters. Emotionless unless you fuck with their phylactery. How about you read the fucking profile? The same is true of all monsters, they all retain some traits from their past forms.
See how it makes no mention of many of their other traits? Yeah, that's why I fucking asked.

>I'd have a whole lot less ground to stand on.
You already have none besides personal tastes and some sort of strange butthurt over nothing. I don't 'want' them to not be able to eat or drink, I'm wondering if it's possible.

>No, just you.
no u.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:01:51 2017 No.16426241 >>16426222 Now I'm imagining an anon with a smug Cheshire niece who mellows out when her uncle gives her hair ruffles.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:02:37 2017 No.16426245
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>>16426215
I suppose, as mundane or non romantic as it sounds, I'd want her to 'show her work' on the whole summoning thing. Check for consistencies in magic and how it works in other scenarios in universe. But considering the nature of my waifu herself by description/definition I'm pretty sure the whole mental-link/contract thing would let me know its her, so there wouldn't be much an issue there.
Bah, I suppose its kinda ironic I'm worried about some greater demon waiting to torment me when my waifu is... a greater demon herself. Its a matter of motivation I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:05:02 2017 No.16426251 >>16426245 Tell me about her anon, late night waifu talk is the best talk.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:08:20 2017 No.16426253

>>16426234
>They move while bouncing and hopping because they can't walk normally.
"Their stiff body loosens up as they obtain pleasure and human men's spirit energy. When they straddle a man and begin moving their hips, at first, since their body is completely stiff, all they can do is bounce up and down humping indifferently. But once their body gets warmed up from the pleasure, and they are showered in spirit energy, they gradually shift into moving their hips more alluringly and lasciviously. As their body loosens up, conversely, the man's penis being engulfed by it will stiffen even more, and their softly loosened vaginal walls will flexibly milk his semen.

Their erotic sensations are invigorated as their body loosens, and the pleasure they themselves can obtain also increases."

Read the profiles senpai.
Also,
>Ghosts aren't cold

>See how it makes no mention of many of their other traits?
The major and relevant traits are all there. Liches are also fucking skeletons and not cute girls. Do you really want to play this 1:1? Of course you do.

>I'm wondering if it's possible.
Not with a statement like "Undead can't eat or drink though, or at least they can't taste things from what I understand. Liches, for exmaple - anything they eat turns to dust in their mouth." you aren't. You're stating it as a fact.

But to answer your question yeah. This is a hugbox. Anythign goes when it comes to individuals. If you want your snowflake lich who can never taste your home cooking - who can never wallow your loads you go for it.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:19:13 2017 No.16426270

>>16426251
You wouldn't so much call her a christmas cake as much as someone that just lost track of time. That's why shes a bit older or more mature by demon's standards as far as how long it took her to really put effort into finding a husband. She's got a pretty sizable plot of Demon Realm to herself that she's cultivated over a couple centuries.
She enjoys prying into people's minds. Not in some sadistic way, mind you, just likes seeing people's motivations and reasons for doing what they do. Obviously a part of that is into what makes them tick sexually (she is a Demon after all) but even just understanding why they have what motivations and pursuits they have is interesting to her.
She has a bit of a grandiose presentation when meeting people for the first time and likes to put on a show of being in control and all-knowing/all-powerful, but its a pretty fragile veneer. Despite all her hard work that's paid off and led to a comfortable position of power, she needs reassuring that she's all those great things she wants to believe about herself.
Enter her husband, who obviously shares the exact same interests and happens to be a big fan of telling her not just that she is amazing but WHY she's amazing. Like most demons, she's secretly super protective of him. Like, a bit borderline yandere at times. Like, 'a playful devil once spooked anon on his way around town as a prank and was nearly killed after being mercilessly hunted down by his wife and only was allowed to survive because anon said it wasn't that big of a deal' levels of attachment.
She likes pillow talk, especially after particularly long sessions. A real good head on her shoulders. Someone that can satisfy both your upper head and lower head.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:19:57 2017 No.16426273 File: 109 KB, 391x544, 1483395102721.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Would you kindly let me examine you?"

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:21:17 2017 No.16426274

>>16426245
Now this is someone who does their homework. Its not bad to want to be careful of summoning, you don't want to be on the receiving end of a bad deal. Like what >>16426215 says, just have something you and your waifu only know to make sure that its real along with the mental link.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:21:34 2017 No.16426275 >>16426273 Yes. I bet those tentacles are nice and cool. I'd welcome them perforating my eardrums and mixing up my brain on a hot day like today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:22:08 2017 No.16426276 >>16426273 Okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:22:39 2017 No.16426277 >>16426270 Sounds fantastic anon. My waifu is also more on the CC side. I find the prying for motivation part quite interesting and super attached love is the best love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:22:57 2017 No.16426278 >>16426273 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:23:27 2017 No.16426279 >>16426273 Can you make this migrane go away?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:23:39 2017 No.16426280 >>16426273 No, Unicorn or nobody.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:24:14 2017 No.16426281 >>16426273 A man chooses! a boyslut obeys!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:24:58 2017 No.16426282 File: 436 KB, 1000x743, 1481519958962.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16426280 Careful, she might hear you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:25:35 2017 No.16426283 >>16426279 >Tfw no Wight to stroke through your brain with her spirit claws and snag and gently untangle the ravels of pain and tension in your body the things I'd do to get a massage from a wight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:27:06 2017 No.16426285 >>16426282 Good, I want her to, it'll make it that much quicker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:27:33 2017 No.16426286 >>16426273 I have a soft spot for Flayers. I think its because such obviously predatory girls couldn't be anything other than total sweethearts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:27:37 2017 No.16426287 >>16426283 >Wight massage Oh lord. It'd be incredibly relaxing, effective and erotic all at the same time. You people have good ideas sometimes.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:33:21 2017 No.16426294
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>>16426274
I think the thing that would let me know its really her more than anything else is her being totally receptive about my skepticism. Being willing to engage in logic games and stuff like that and show that from her perspective she has nothing to hide. She'd probably even take pride in and enjoy the challenge of that initial reasoning debate over the truth of the situation- so long as once I'm satisfied mentally she can jump my bones for all they're worth.
Henceforth after that initial logic debate, as morbid and emo and chuuni as it sounds, just some little reminder whenever she notices me getting paranoid or questioning the reality I'm in that she absolutely has the power and the means to torture me or kill me or something and yet here we are, a week/a month/a year/a decade/a lifetime later and she still hasn't done anything. After some time it would almost be more like an inside joke, like a flirty 'ou, tomorrow's the day I finally spring my trap, honey, I had to wait exactly 23 years, 7 months and 10 days~'. Also an effective way to keep an anniversary date going.

>>16426277
Thanks, man. Yeah, I'm a big fan of more mature and thinking-oriented girls. And of course who here wouldn't like their love to be extra clingy? Well, its what I like at least.

How bout yours?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:33:34 2017 No.16426295 >>16426287 Imagine, her soft and graceful fingers teasing out surface tension while her spectral claws tug at the deep muscles, unraveling the tightness and aches

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:36:21 2017 No.16426300

>>16426283
>It's your first day in the Undead kingdom as the arranged husband of a prominent Wight noblewoman.
>She's a teenager like you, with childbearing hips, plump tits and an impossibly fancy drill hairstyle.
>The change in climate hasn't been nice to you though, and you've been curled up in the dark nursing the mother of all splitting headaches all day, nearly to the point of tears.
>"Darling? What's wrong?"
>You turn around and see her looking at you with concern on her beautiful face.
>You tell her about your headache and she starts grinning smugly.
>"Oh, is that all?"
>You see one of her ghostly claws flare to life as she sits down next to you and then situates herself so that your head is in her lap.
>You see her raising her clawed hand and notice she's pressing the talons against your head.
>She just looks down at you with the same smug grin and shushes you.
>Before you can protest any further you feel her claws sink through your flesh into your brain, but also become very aware that you aren't wounded at all.
>You suddenly feel calm and all your pain melts away as her ghostly claws pull the pain away from you and mellow out your thoughts.
>As you fall asleep in her lap you catch a glimpse of her blushing and whispering something that sounds like "so cute~!" to herself.
>You'll never sleep sounder than you've ever slept that night and wake up with your bride-to-be cuddling you with a big smile on her face.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:40:00 2017 No.16426305

>>16426300
The things I'd have done to get this while suffering my own headaches. I turn to scalding showers and alcohol but damn if a Wight wouldn't solve all my problems.

I'll have to learn from that Jiangshi down the street all methods of massage and relaxation from western to oriental to be able to return the favor when she gets too stressed out.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:41:47 2017 No.16426307

>>16426294
My waifu? A hellhound from NotRussia with a dark history but a love for teaching. She's quite built, especially at 7'6 and for being in her forties she still retains her fitness and phenomenal looks. Unlike the profile Hellhound she isn't overly brash, she's much more cool and calculated. She'd rather measure up a situation than just go right into it. She speaks fluent English but slips to her native language when flustered. Thanks for all this talk anon, I'd go into more detail but I'm exhausted.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:41:52 2017 No.16426308

>>16426295
Bleeding out all of your spirit energy so you're as relaxed as you can possibly be without dying, completely limp on the table/bed under her careful ministrations. She could take as long as she wanted to pluck out every kink in your body while tangling every kink in your mind. Then she'd work on your front and ever so slowly stroke you off while continuing to rub elsewhere and whispering sweet nothings to you. Then, when all's said and done she'd clean you up and give you a quick peck on the lips before putting a blanket over you so you can sleep and recover

you'd be all but paralyzed but who would want to move? I need this now, you assholes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:45:03 2017 No.16426311 File: 83 KB, 510x640, 1482720612260.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16426307 Truly groovy anon. Dasvidanya and may she keep you warm in notSiberian blizzards.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:46:10 2017 No.16426316

>>16426308
>Can't resist as she comes back an hour later to check up on you, and decides to go for a nap herself, crawling onto the bed next to you and resting her head on your shoulder, smiling and giving your neck a soft kiss before closing her own eyes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:47:56 2017 No.16426320 >>16426311 >"One day anon. One day you'll be mine." It hurts guys, I want this to be real.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:49:31 2017 No.16426323 >>16426316 >Just enough strength has come back to you for you to flop an arm over her waist >She smiles in her sleep

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:50:20 2017 No.16426324 >>16426323 AAAAAAAA Why isn't this real?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:50:42 2017 No.16426326 >>16426294 Now that is heartwarming. A little odd for me but that's just me. You know your waifu and how she thinks and love her for it, that's all that counts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 03:52:39 2017 No.16426329 >>16426320 Same here. I want to be with my Little Flower.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 04:00:05 2017 No.16426340

>>16426326
Its the 'warts and all' thing that I kinda have to inject because MGE setting is a bit too saccharine out of the box. A waifu loving you unconditionally when there are no issues is cool and all, but knowing that she still loves you just as much even when there is something about you that might upset her a bit (in this case some paranoia) is even more valuable.
And then one day, it would be like the ultimate second proposal when I finally tell her I want to become an incubus for her and fully accept the reality of whatever happens. I won't need to hear her say how much time its been since we met because time will be meaningless compared to my love with her. I'd be baring my chest for the proverbial dagger and with how much she knows I've come through in fully accepting all that's happened it will mean that much more for her as well.
Thanks, man.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 04:04:39 2017 No.16426344

>>16426320
You think we got it bad, what if our waifus have developed some sort of rudimentary quantum magic and have actually been able to confirm our existence- maybe even go so far as get a visual on us- and yet know that they're still literally lightyears away from us and have absolutely no way of contacting us?

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 04:07:16 2017 No.16426349

For all my lewd fantasies, what hurts the most is knowing I'll never sit on a swinging chair snuggled up to my waifu overlooking a grey, restless ocean on a nice and cloudy day. Or the fact that we'll never lie next to eachother on a fur rug before a fireplace and read some books - never go out to watch a troup of phantoms and banshees perform, cuddles up in a private booth overlooking the amphitheater

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 04:24:02 2017 No.16426363 >>16426329 Little Flower?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 04:34:48 2017 No.16426379 File: 18 KB, 350x236, Lee Lemon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16423680 Wow, this was good. Great job!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 04:35:07 2017 No.16426380 >>16426363 My pet name for my waifu. She's a tall. slightly curvy, nerdy, metal head Holst who just loves being called that. She acts tough but I call her that and she just turns into a stuttering, blushing, fidgeting mess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 04:38:49 2017 No.16426385 >>16426380 >metalhead Holst >acts tough, turns into a stuttering, blushing, fidgeting mess Truly patrician taste. Does she have a kickass black jacket?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 04:46:21 2017 No.16426396 >>16426380 Yeah but she doesn't wear it a lot, been stealing my Star Wars hoodies instead, namely my Bounty Hunter hoodie. Lots of Nightwish shirts too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 04:48:16 2017 No.16426399 >>16426396 Shit. Meant to link to >>16426385 but my computer had a stroke.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 05:08:46 2017 No.16426438 File: 747 KB, 686x720, 1440995628599.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Snow Harpies, discuss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 05:12:05 2017 No.16426448 File: 117 KB, 600x706, 1455168701829.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you licked your dragon girl's abs today? It's part of routine dragon girl maintenance!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 05:17:42 2017 No.16426472 >>16426438 Short and fluffy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 05:18:20 2017 No.16426473 >>16426192 That's what I said you dumb cat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 05:18:56 2017 No.16426474 >>16426472 But Monet is huge.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 05:19:51 2017 No.16426476 >>16426448 Pudgy dragons? Buff dragons? Normal dragons? How can Dragons be perfect in so many ways? And so lickable?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 05:20:12 2017 No.16426477 >>16425117 >"Welcome, Mr. Seems, to the Furtună." Hammy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 05:23:21 2017 No.16426483 >>16426474 She's also made of snow, so unless I was mistaken in you wanting to talk about tundra ground fowl I don't think she counts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 05:24:34 2017 No.16426488 >>16426483 I posted Monet because I wanted to talk about a Yuki-Onna Harpy hybrid. I don't know what these tundra dwelling creatures are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 05:31:36 2017 No.16426501 >>16426488 Well clearly we are on different wavelengths. My apologies good sir.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 05:33:36 2017 No.16426506 >>16426501 No, you go on and tell me more about whatever you were talking about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 05:38:27 2017 No.16426520 >>16426506 Short fluffy birds adapted to life in the far northern hemisphere that nest on the ground because of the complete lack of trees in their environment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 05:39:38 2017 No.16426525 >>16426520 So they dig?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 05:44:56 2017 No.16426541 >>16426525 No, they tend to use moss, lichens, plant matter, and shed feathers to make the nests.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 05:47:16 2017 No.16426547 >>16426541 Silly birds, it's warmer under the snow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 05:53:47 2017 No.16426564 >>16426525 Up in the tundras, most animals won't dig, well, deep anyways. This is due to the layer of permafrost.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 05:54:43 2017 No.16426567 >>16426448 No, I've decided to stop polishing, massaging and licking my dragon for one week.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 05:55:58 2017 No.16426572 >>16426564 I meant into the snow. Lots of birds dig into the snowbank when it gets really cold.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 06:05:09 2017 No.16426586 >>16426572 Ah, my bad, I thought it was the dirt you were asking about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 06:24:02 2017 No.16426629 >>16425706 >Human girls in MG land have to make themselves 11/10 to compete I can dig it. I would do terrible things to that rear. Terrible, terrible things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 06:53:17 2017 No.16426724 >>16426476 How do dragons react to licking?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 07:24:35 2017 No.16426813 https://a.pomf.cat/gqfwqo.jpg Human woman improvement in progress.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 07:27:44 2017 No.16426821 >>16426813 O-oh my. Now that's some pretty good stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 07:31:40 2017 No.16426832 >>16426813 I like to think Mummy orgy is what Pharaoh does to relieve sexual urges, when she doesn't have a husband

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 07:43:13 2017 No.16426882 >>16426273 It's always sad seeing someone with a case of googly eyes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 07:45:33 2017 No.16426887 >>16426813 I desire a harem of thick mummies and/or kephri

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 07:46:40 2017 No.16426890 >>16426813 "Brought you a gift anon~"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 07:48:21 2017 No.16426895 >>16426813 Real yuri-pean hours. Smash that bean button.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 07:50:40 2017 No.16426901
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>>16426629
Humans are the pro choice. Their Human bodies are literally designed to be compatible with us. Nothing could feel better than letting it all out deep inside a loving Human girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 07:51:56 2017 No.16426909 >>16426895 But I though that morning was undead hours. Well, I guess mummies are undead, but even so.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 07:54:59 2017 No.16426917 >>16426901 t. Chief Goddess

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 07:58:16 2017 No.16426928 >>16426901 Well, I'd have a tough time saying no to a human woman with a body like that first pic....Although one must wonder if she's getting extraordinary help with her figure

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 08:02:31 2017 No.16426947 why are we so slow?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 08:06:06 2017 No.16426952 >>16426947 Everyone is sleeping.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 08:10:57 2017 No.16426958

>>16426917
Consider the following:
Paladin-chans commit Sacral Prostitution. Every Paladin-chan spends a month of the year servicing the public, with all convents having a minimum of 12 members to make sure there's always someone available. Every act must end with a creampie, but somehow nobody ever gets pregnant from this. That's because every Paladin-chan cervix is secretly gapped into Chief Goddess' realm and every time someone cums inside a Paladin-chan in a church, the jizz ends up in her goblet. It's this endless stream of power that keeps her going. Most of it she just plain drinks it, but sometimes she plays around with it, rubbing it onto her face and bust, sometimes masturbating it into her lewd holes. Every time she gets out of control and lets herself cum while kneading it into her lewd goddesspussy, she gets pregnant with an Angel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 08:17:21 2017 No.16426968 >>16426958 Anon, I told you to stop eating weird wondeland stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 08:22:43 2017 No.16426976 >>16426813 >Anubis' odd bell-bottom chaps reimagined as long side-skirts. Speaking as an Anubisfag, I like. I like a lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 08:24:04 2017 No.16426980 >>16426947 The dormice come for us in a tide of sleepy, muttering girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 08:24:05 2017 No.16426981 >>16426724 The stuff that lets breathe fire rumbles in their bellies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 08:25:18 2017 No.16426985 >>16426958 >Paladin-chans commit Sacral Prostitution >worshipping Ishtar Found your problem

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 08:25:43 2017 No.16426987

>>16426968
Those mushrooms made me see the truth! I was sent into the Chief Goddess' realm, where she told me everything. While she explained her nefarious plan, she gave me a handy, and after she finished she gave me a mocking headpat with her dirty hand and told me no one would ever believe me. That handjob was better than anything any of the monsters that have raped me could provide. Truly Chief Goddess is the light!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 08:28:01 2017 No.16426994 >>16426958 You alright there anon? You need to go and see a mindflayer?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 08:29:45 2017 No.16427000 File: 1.98 MB, 1679x2514, 1426433803228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wonder what she's cookin'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 08:31:31 2017 No.16427005 >>16426980 It was the cutest shambling horde I've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 08:32:22 2017 No.16427011 >>16427005 Someone should make some coffee to divert their attention.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 08:38:29 2017 No.16427031 >>16426987 Are you sure you didn't just hallucinate and a Cheshire Cat gave you a handjob? I mean, she might have given you some weird shit while she was at it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 08:41:16 2017 No.16427035 >>16427000 She's cooking more muscle enhancement potions and dreaming of they guy she'll capture with them

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 08:45:52 2017 No.16427051 >>16426063 This artist is god tier when he's drawing loli

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 08:46:23 2017 No.16427055

>>16427031
While that does sound like something a Cheshire would do, there's no way a pawjob would have been that good. Her fingers were delicate and agile. It was obviously a Human girl, and a perfection of a Human girl at that. I can only hope that I can go back to my beloved Chief Goddess after my death and spend an eternity pleasuring her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 08:57:24 2017 No.16427087 >>16427055 Mad Hatter. Are you sure it wasn't one of them? They like drinking cum in their tea. Or in general. And they're fond of handjobs. Maybe you just drank some odd tea.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:00:20 2017 No.16427093

>>16427055
If that is true, the Chief Goddess is very lewd and a bit of a slut. She drinks te semen of a lot of men all the time after all. and she pats your head with your cum still on her hand. Why would you follow her? She would probably make you cum all over yourself so she can lick it off you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:01:50 2017 No.16427095 >>16427051 Personally I love all his stuff. And I'm fairly certain I own all his tanks; except for the newest one with the succubus maid. You are right in that his lolis are the best though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:08:23 2017 No.16427115 >>16426477 I admit it's a bit Bond villain, but I want to have a little more fun with this than the other one I did

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:10:05 2017 No.16427120 File: 52 KB, 505x800, 1453372599396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16427115 I wish all writers had fun.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:12:47 2017 No.16427127

>>16427087
Please do not tempt me in my faith with stories of blonde Hatters in goddess cosplay. I will not waver.

>>16427093
The Chief Goddess is the sole arbiter of sluttiness. If she drinks the semen of every man alive, it is as a holy sacrament, and not because she's a cumthirsty slut. She is the embodiment and source of love itself. I would gladly cum all over myself for her if it should please her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:18:46 2017 No.16427150 File: 423 KB, 1400x1234, Sea bishop.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16425491 might color it in when I have time, goodnight/morning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:21:58 2017 No.16427162 >>16427150 Unda da sea!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:27:31 2017 No.16427180 >>16427120 I hope I get to. There's still going to be violence, I just don't feel the need to go full suffering "my friend got paralyzed and/or turned into a matango spore host" PTSD nightmare, so in comparison, the occasional cheesy line is fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:30:43 2017 No.16427192 File: 3.22 MB, 3000x3000, Copnubis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16427180 I'll be keeping an eye on you.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:36:02 2017 No.16427210
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>>16427192
>workboots going over paws
interesting

But thanks, it's good to know I've got people who read my shit

Also wondering if I should add a Sea Snek to the crew or make her a character on another ship

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:39:04 2017 No.16427225 >>16427210 How about an Electric Eel?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:41:35 2017 No.16427234 >>16427225 Shocking. I wouldn't know how to describe her. Slimy? I might pass on it, a snek or eel would take up a lot of space on a small boat

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:42:21 2017 No.16427238

>>16427127
And what's not to say she uses her divine powers to make you constantly cum? And then you have to fill her goblet all by yourself. She'll use you like a cum fountain. Sure, it'll feel good, especially when she decide to pleasure you herself. And when she feels up for it she'll have sex with you, all while you are still constantly cumming, filling her up and covering her with your seed. I wonder how many angel daughters you will end up having.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:43:17 2017 No.16427242 >>16427234 Not if she's a war orphan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:46:15 2017 No.16427248 File: 2.61 MB, 1605x1097, 1409142315778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16427242 But I've been down that sad, sad, road before. It is full of suffering, even when it's just a short detour.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:47:58 2017 No.16427255 >>16427248 But when you are a professional pirate~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrj8EZm9ca8

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:51:25 2017 No.16427263 >>16427255 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty_QxHOeErw Good form, Anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:54:29 2017 No.16427270 >>16427238 Being a cum faucet for my Goddess would be a dream come true. I would gladly stand at attention over her throne and dribble my tribute all over her head and shoulders.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:56:01 2017 No.16427274 >>16427263 Ah yes, the movie that introduced me to the idea of surviving underwater through mermaid kisses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:56:53 2017 No.16427279 >>16427274 and Fairies you want to fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:57:39 2017 No.16427281 >>16427279 I was too young for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:57:49 2017 No.16427282 File: 176 KB, 532x740, 1398192485422.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Elf. Armpits. There's nothing lewder than filling up an Elf's pheromone-soaked lewd armpit with your cum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:58:29 2017 No.16427283 >>16427281 Tiny Julia Roberts made me feel funny

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 09:58:51 2017 No.16427284 >>16427282 I see. >>16427283 Thou art a wicked man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:01:49 2017 No.16427292 File: 566 KB, 600x814, slutty fae.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16427284 I don't come here to be judged

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:03:54 2017 No.16427297 >>16427292 Tinkberbell was my first yandere at least.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:05:15 2017 No.16427298 >>16427297 She faked dying for attention Very possessive over Peter I can see yan in her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:06:29 2017 No.16427300 >>16427298 She also tried to kill Wendy. So did the Mermaids now that I think about it. Wow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:07:07 2017 No.16427301 >>16427300 human girls out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:07:24 2017 No.16427303 >>16427300 >Peter Pan has a harem of yanderes trying to kill the only Human girl on the island spoopy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:08:48 2017 No.16427307 >>16427303 >only Human girl Tigerlily, dude. Tigerlily.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:09:37 2017 No.16427311 >>16427303 >Princess Tigerlilly wasn't human Anon. Indians are people too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:10:20 2017 No.16427314 >>16427311 >>16427307 It's been years, cut me some slack

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:10:29 2017 No.16427315 >>16427307 >>16427311 >tfw the best part of watching Peter Pan as a kid was when Tigerlily got kidnapped and tied up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:11:30 2017 No.16427316 >>16427315 delicious brown bondage

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:12:01 2017 No.16427317 >>16427314 No! Classic Disney should be known by heart! I've never actually seen The Little Mermaid, Beauty & The Beast, Sword in the Stone or the Rescuers, but don't tell anyone >>16427315 Ohh mmy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:12:19 2017 No.16427318 >>16427316 Yes. Also when Wendy got tied up, but Wendy was a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:13:30 2017 No.16427320 >>16427311 >Indians >People Next you'll tell me alps aren't gay

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:24:34 2017 No.16427335 File: 1.69 MB, 1100x1200, 1398181537207.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16427320 Speaking of Alps, pick a color!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:26:47 2017 No.16427346 File: 150 KB, 800x745, f45afab34d4baca8ce9c8303bd17f562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this the most terrifying Lich of them all?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:27:48 2017 No.16427348 >>16427335 Brown Alps are shit, I want a pale one with blonde braids!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:28:04 2017 No.16427350 >>16427346 She doesn't terrify me, she has my favorite haircut for girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:29:06 2017 No.16427354 >>16427348 Well you can't have one, biatch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:29:29 2017 No.16427355 >>16427320 Alps are feminine with female bodies and have female genitalia, what else do you need

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:39:19 2017 No.16427382 >>16427335 Well if nobody has any ideas, I'm picking African Queen

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:41:52 2017 No.16427391 >>16427335 Brown is best when the girl has blonde, platinum, silver or otherwise white hair

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:45:05 2017 No.16427396 File: 2.56 MB, 1414x2000, b7a3571577e65e6b8e32f7d44edaf3d8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16427346 No, this is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:45:24 2017 No.16427399 >>16427391 This I can agree with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:50:07 2017 No.16427408 >>16427346 >>16427396 They're both too qt to be terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 10:51:06 2017 No.16427410 >>16427396 I bet she has a cat called Mr. Bigglesworth or maybe Sir-Pounce-a-Lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:00:42 2017 No.16427435 >>16427335 I'll, uh, just take Indian Summer or California Gold.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:01:56 2017 No.16427439 What sort of pajamas do your waifu sleep in? She doesn't sleep naked like a weirdo, does she?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:02:26 2017 No.16427440 >>16427335 Scent of Cinnamon. Closest thing to how my FFXIV Char looks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:03:27 2017 No.16427443 >>16427439 >Naked >Weird Pick one, naked is natural. Besides, jinkos are cuddlers

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:03:31 2017 No.16427444 >>16427435 >>16427440 >>16427382 We must come to an agreement here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:04:18 2017 No.16427447 >>16427439 sleep is for the weak

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:05:36 2017 No.16427450 >>16427408 Cute girls can be terrifying, too! In fact, they're even more terrifying when they're cheerfully describing the horrors they're going to inflinct on you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:08:43 2017 No.16427460 >>16427450 That just makes me want to hug them and give them candies though.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:10:26 2017 No.16427463

>>16427439
Usually just one of her simple nightgowns if it's a normal work night. Sometimes she'll wear a latex bra and latex panties too. She loves wearing a straitjacket to sleep in, but she can only do that on days she gets to sleep in because I'm not awake to let her out when she usually gets up for work.

She only sleeps naked if we've been having naked sex or doing naked cuddles, but there's nothing wrong with that!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:16:16 2017 No.16427475 >>16427463 >Latex >Straightjacket Even delirious and sleep-deprived as I am, KDF is easy as fuck to pick out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:17:00 2017 No.16427477 >>16427475 Yeah, he's the only one here who prefers latex to good old fashioned leather.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:23:10 2017 No.16427493

>>16427475
Hi anon!

>>16427477
Leather isn't as stretchy or form-fitting as latex is, but it is great for some things anon! Leather makes fantastic restraints and collars and straitjackets and stuff like that. As far as other types of clothing like underwear or catsuits go, latex is the best since it's more versatile and malleable and deliciously skintight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:24:21 2017 No.16427496 >>16427493 This seems like a conversation to be had by the fire in comfy chairs while sipping cognac and smoking cigars.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:26:02 2017 No.16427500 >>16427150 Looks like yanderes are your forte, nice stuff in that regard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:26:22 2017 No.16427501 >>16427439 Just some nice robes that contrast with her scales.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:27:32 2017 No.16427507 >>16427496 How classy! I don't think I could ever be that classy anon, but I do like having nice conversations like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:28:27 2017 No.16427509 >>16425117 PETER! ARE YOU BACK?! I will write a story to celebrate your return!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:28:56 2017 No.16427511 File: 631 KB, 800x1250, 1424821351485.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16427507 Pish-posh, Canine Cuddler! Anyone can do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:28:59 2017 No.16427512 >>16427493 Well, I'm the kind of guy who'd give my waifu a cowboy hat and assless chaps, but you know, that's just me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:29:15 2017 No.16427516 >>16427439 In her maid outfit I think? I've never seen my Kiki sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:29:33 2017 No.16427517 >>16427439 She uses cotton pjs, nightgowns, her very long t-shirt and sometimes a sexy babydoll if she wants to make daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:30:44 2017 No.16427521 >>16427509 What kind of story will that be? Not him, btw.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:30:51 2017 No.16427522 >>16427509 I am, and I wrote my epilogue to Spider and the Fly too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:31:00 2017 No.16427524 >>16427511 If you say so anon. I rarely drink and never smoke though. >>16427512 See, that's a little too cliche and trashy down where I'm from.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:31:53 2017 No.16427528 >>16427524 >I rarely drink and never smoke though I've never done either but hey, it's the atmosphere that counts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:32:22 2017 No.16427531 >>16427524 Not where I come from! Then again the people around here are insane.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:32:56 2017 No.16427533
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>>16427439
White bootyshorts with pink trim and a big oversized maroon sweatshirt with 'Lescatie Heroes Ass.' written across the front in big white sport lettering. Yes, its ironic.
If its a lewd night (which is most of them), a really elaborate and sinful little nightgown with black lace and deep red trimming around the thong and bra areas.
And in the morning she has a fuzzy blue bathrobe that she's probably never actually tied off in the front.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:34:01 2017 No.16427536 >>16427528 If you say so anon! >>16427531 I think everyone is a little insane anon, what sort of insane stuff do they do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:36:33 2017 No.16427541 >>16427533 Demons are good onee-sans.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:37:52 2017 No.16427543 >>16427150 That look says "I'm gonna carry your children whether you like it or not." Good job >>16427439 Monster girls always sleep naked, how else would they be comfortable and ready to go as soon as their husband wakes up with a morning wood?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:37:56 2017 No.16427544 File: 620 KB, 1233x1274, tumblr_ojr75mCHmq1vldipoo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you be an Automatons dickthrone for recharging purposes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:38:06 2017 No.16427545 >>16427439 She doesn't sleep naked, she wears a hat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:38:38 2017 No.16427546 >>16427536 Jumping in front of traffic to cross streets, general impoliteness, public drinking, yelling from house to house instead of walking over to talk, drugs next elementary schools, murders over parking disputes. you know, the usual around here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:39:47 2017 No.16427548 >>16427544 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:40:10 2017 No.16427549 >>16427546 Florida?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:40:17 2017 No.16427551 >>16427521 I wrote four pages at work. Yandere shoggoth is what its looking like. >>16427522 I don't mean to gush, but you kind of inspired me to become a writefag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:41:10 2017 No.16427556 >>16427095 The egyptian girls and the full book of loli vampire breeding are doujinkino.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:41:52 2017 No.16427557 >>16427549 Hah, no fuck Florida. Try a little more to the southeast.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:41:59 2017 No.16427558 >>16427546 Aww jeez. It's lame and boring where I live in comparison, all we have is ghetto shitholes and awful drivers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:42:36 2017 No.16427560 >>16427557 Cuba?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:44:45 2017 No.16427564 >>16427551 >I inspired someone Weird feel. Also some say my stuff is a "classic", which is to say a classic in niche monstergirl smut. So also a weird feel Anyways, good luck. Best thing to do is write a lot and you'll hit a groove, hopefully.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:45:25 2017 No.16427567 >>16427558 >Lame and Boring Have you ever seen an old grandma holding a machete and chasing teenagers? It's some funny shit >>16427560 No, it's Puerto Rico, we still count as American.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:47:06 2017 No.16427573 >>16427541 Aye, a popular mindlink contract-enhanced roleplay topic with her. Not as popular as sexual harassment office lady boss though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:47:11 2017 No.16427574 >>16427556 Doujinkino?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:49:06 2017 No.16427578 >>16427574 Kino is a /tv/ meme used to refer to things of the highest quality. It's the German word for cinema. It's so overused it has no real meaning. I'm sure you know what a doujin is, of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:49:43 2017 No.16427581 File: 241 KB, 1024x731, 1484393570974.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Girls transformation into muscle, yea or nay

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:50:58 2017 No.16427583 >>16427581 Me gusta.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:51:00 2017 No.16427584

>>16427564
Oh yeah, I have wrote alot. I started near a year ago. My first story was actually me trying to write in your world. I have like three stories in progress, but I just can't find an ending to them. Seeing you come back makes me want to just bust that shit out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:51:02 2017 No.16427585 >>16427581 I've seen this in anime battles and shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:51:32 2017 No.16427586 >>16427581 It's shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:51:41 2017 No.16427587 File: 77 KB, 487x1488, 1434628516132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16427581 Rebis' musclegirls and art in general is gross.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:51:54 2017 No.16427588 >>16427581 Yea, Super Saiyan Kaukuens when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:52:12 2017 No.16427590 >>16427587 are gross*

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:53:27 2017 No.16427594

>>16427578
Ah, I see.

Well yes, I quite agree that those two works are spectacular. The Egyptian one in particular is a favorite (The Oil-Massage in White-Swimsuit Chapter especially so), and the Loli Vampire book is also top-notch. Though I still scratch my head a bit at the chapter where the brown maid was a loli. Oddly enough, a trait shared by Mochi's Undead Princess; a vampire-loli focused tale where-in for some reason a brown onee-san was suddenly a loli with no explanation. What an odd coincidence.

The book with the Christmas Cake vs. Loli MILF /ss/ is also pretty gud.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:54:08 2017 No.16427598 >>16427581 Is this from a doujin? It better be porn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:56:16 2017 No.16427601 >>16427581 >those faces in the first transformation OOOHHH.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 11:59:00 2017 No.16427606 >>16427588 Legendary Super Kakuens!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:00:44 2017 No.16427608 >>16427584 Pastebin link? Also it's best to work on one thing at a time

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:02:07 2017 No.16427615 >>16427594 >a trait shared by Mochi's Undead Princess So I wasn't the only one who noticed those two doujins had a lot of similarities. I don't like Mochi's style that much, though.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:02:11 2017 No.16427616

>>16427608
Yeah, I know. But its like, I'll get hit with block on one story, and then get inspired with another story idea, then what begins as a jotting of an idea down turns into me sitting down writing like 1k words.

http://pastebin.com/u/KlausShultz

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:02:45 2017 No.16427620 >>16427581 Sounds like a lewder take on Altered Beast

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:03:52 2017 No.16427623
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What Monster Girls would fit the "perverted older woman who most people look up to and consider mature but secretly known only to her lover is a huge pervert willing to stalk the younger boy she really wants and is sometimes depicted as chubby" role? That's my favorite archtype.

What's your favorite oddly specific archtype for a Monster Girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:04:49 2017 No.16427625 File: 159 KB, 629x535, 1471434212122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One day I too will inspire young writers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:05:00 2017 No.16427626 >>16427615 I like Mochi's style in general, but not his penchant for faceless fat old men. Which Undead Princess is thankfully devoid of.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:06:15 2017 No.16427630 >>16427623 Sounds like a Wight to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:06:26 2017 No.16427631 >>16427581 I'm game. I'm very game. I also think we can go a bit further

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:07:29 2017 No.16427634 >>16427606 Would she call me a dirty boy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:07:38 2017 No.16427635 >>16427598 Rebisdungeon is the artist, happy hunting. I saw it on the /ak/ thread >>16427616 Just don't release anything until you're done or have a plan to finish it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:08:17 2017 No.16427637 >>16427623 >"perverted older woman who most people look up to and consider mature but secretly known only to her lover is a huge pervert willing to stalk the younger boy she really wants and is sometimes depicted as chubby" I'm sorry, what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:08:21 2017 No.16427638 >>16427634 Everyone and their mother saw that one, huh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:09:24 2017 No.16427639 >>16427594 >Loli Vampire book What loli vampire book? Takatsu did loli vampire? I don't remember that >suddenly a loli with no explanation I think main girl unleashed super semen demon mode which turned everyone into lolis

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:12:17 2017 No.16427645 >>16427638 Pretty much. I wonder if getting her into heat would result in her only being able to shout the name of her lover

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:12:39 2017 No.16427646 >>16427625 Ganbatte

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:13:37 2017 No.16427649 >>16427639 >Takatsu did loli vampire? Yes. Though to the extent of my knowledge, it was never translated. Which is a shame. >I think main girl unleashed super semen demon mode which turned everyone into lolis Yeah sure why not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:13:51 2017 No.16427650 >>16427637 I don't know where to elaborate Anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:14:23 2017 No.16427652 File: 87 KB, 837x1500, Bestgirl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16427396 get on my level.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:15:28 2017 No.16427655 >>16427652 Sex will be challenging. Guess I'll fuck her until mamanobama regenerates her funnybits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:15:46 2017 No.16427657 >>16427626 Can you give a link?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:18:52 2017 No.16427659 >>16427655 >>16427652 http://pastebin.com/DPRUBqPp

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:19:29 2017 No.16427660 >>16427626 The sex is too messy and rough for my tastes. >>16427639 >What loli vampire book? Takatsu did loli vampire? I don't remember that [Takatsu] Elisa-sama Goyoujin Have fun

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:21:41 2017 No.16427662

>>16427623
Most powerful species kind of fit the perverted mature woman type
As far as the best one for your specific idea I'd say Arachne, they check all your marks except the chubby one

>What's your favorite oddly specific archtype for a Monster Girl?
Young (less than 23 years old) and powerful monster girl who is mostly evil and has a huge thing for romance although she'd never admit it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:25:12 2017 No.16427670 File: 450 KB, 1009x1407, 009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16427660 Huh, strange, I only see only korean and chinese translation Did the raw jap got jewkked? >>16427657 https://nhentai.net/g/115886/ It's jewked from panda

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:29:19 2017 No.16427679 >>16427670 Yep, blame jewkob.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:29:49 2017 No.16427680 >>16427670 Really do love Undead Princess. Kind of regret skipping the figure by Native.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:33:03 2017 No.16427690 >>16427680 >Kind of regret skipping the figure by Native. What?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:34:03 2017 No.16427693 >>16427659 ah, bless you Peny

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:39:16 2017 No.16427710

>>16427623
>always appears graceful and perfect and collected in front of husband
>actually a bit bumbling and frantic or overly casual when he's not around
>eventually he reveals he knew the whole time and she learns to just chill with him
>still keeps it up around others though

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:45:45 2017 No.16427731
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>>16427679
>jewcob jewed tons of loli hentai books or just old hentai
>won't translated it because it's too loli or old
Why would he do that? What is the final part of his master plan?

Though it's more like panda's ponyfag admin being a fucking coward. It's not like wani can get him in new zealand or whatever offshore country the ehentai is registered in
Have wani actually sued anyone anyway?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:48:02 2017 No.16427739 >>16427731 >Why would he do that? What is the final part of his master plan? Crashing fan translations. With no survivors.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:49:11 2017 No.16427741 >>16427690 Native is a Japanese Merchandise manufacturer, with a particular reputation for high-quality, limited edition lewd figurines. They produced one of the girl main girl from Undead Princess a few months ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:50:24 2017 No.16427747 I want to sit on a tied up Baphomet's head and make her sniff my sweaty unshaven taint.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:52:25 2017 No.16427753 >>16427747 I can agree with this sentiment. And the thought of reveling in her cleaning it with her mouth...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:54:14 2017 No.16427759 >>16427753 I wouldn't get up until she did. I'd just keep grinding on her and flopping my nuts on her forehead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:57:25 2017 No.16427770 File: 19 KB, 320x320, 1480746733819.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16427747 >>16427753 >>16427759

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 12:58:47 2017 No.16427772 >>16427770 Shut-up Ein nobody likes you. Need to build a Shirtless Samurai Barbatos to pose slicing Ein's arm off...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:01:17 2017 No.16427783 >>16427772 I hope you aren't the one talking about that Bapho stuff if you are who I think you are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:02:04 2017 No.16427789 >>16427710 I prefer something of the opposite. >Have older, ojou-like waifu >Treats you with cold indifference in public and around others >Goes full heart-pupil derdere when the two of you are alone

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:06:08 2017 No.16427798
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>>16427710
>Thicc haughty Elf Momster like the one from earlier
>Standard Elf personality in public
>Kinky personality at home
>Likes to wear cowprint and get her huge calcium cannons milked like a Holstaurs
>Fond of getting her massive rear too

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:06:39 2017 No.16427800 >>16427798 *massive rear spanked too

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:06:53 2017 No.16427801 >>16427789 They're both great my man. Chocolate and Vanilla, Peanut butter and Jelly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:07:24 2017 No.16427804 >>16427783 I'm probably not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:09:18 2017 No.16427809 >>16427801 In the end it's all about gap moe, or whatever the fuck it's called.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:13:43 2017 No.16427819
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>>16427798
Maybe your elf wife and my demon wife should hang out some time...

>>16427809
Something along those lines, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:15:04 2017 No.16427823 >>16427819 Nice color scheme, reminds me of Fel Orcs from Warcraft.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:15:37 2017 No.16427825 File: 51 KB, 740x591, Demon Milkmaid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16427819 You have a lactation fetish as well?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:16:59 2017 No.16427826 >>16427825 Not him, but who doesn't?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:20:17 2017 No.16427833 Monster girls probably LOVE men who have a lactation fetish That's most likely in the top 10 things they search for in online dating profiles as it proves that you want to get them pregnant

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:23:16 2017 No.16427844 >>16427833 >as it proves that you want to get them pregnant Or give them lactation potions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:24:35 2017 No.16427848 >>16427833 It mostly depends on the species. A Holstaurus will love it. A slime won't care so much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:25:38 2017 No.16427855 >>16427848 >A slime won't care as much Suu breastfed Kimihito, didn't she?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:25:47 2017 No.16427856 >>16427848 Dragons, Angels, and Kitsune are top tier for lactation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:26:25 2017 No.16427859 >>16427825 My man, it was one of my very first. Have your waifu call my waifu. Bring a lil' Holst milk, see what happens. >>16427823 I have an edit at home that swaps the green out for yellow too. I should just get a commission

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:26:57 2017 No.16427860 File: 97 KB, 303x500, Angel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16427856 >top tier for lactation

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:27:41 2017 No.16427863 File: 261 KB, 741x1141, 1483142641054.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16427856 Don't forget Undead and Succubi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:28:48 2017 No.16427867 File: 555 KB, 996x703, 1464301762674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16427860 Loli Angels aren't the only kind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:29:00 2017 No.16427869 >>16427855 She was doing what saw Cerea do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:29:04 2017 No.16427870 >>16427863 Must be weird drinking form those cold ass tits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:29:20 2017 No.16427871 >>16427856 >not getting warm milk from hellhounds, salamanders and lava golems

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:30:09 2017 No.16427872 >>16427860 Divine milk is good for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:32:27 2017 No.16427876 File: 806 KB, 1050x1350, 6F13CD11-3A56-4B10-A244-045418DA6685-503-00000064539D50ED_tmp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16427856 >>16427871 >not wanting it spiked with a bit of corruption Corruption tastes like blueberries, I assume.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:33:50 2017 No.16427877 >>16427798 Spanking momster's rear so hard she squirts milk?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:34:58 2017 No.16427883 >>16427877 eew.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:35:20 2017 No.16427886 >>16427876 I want to see more of that Demon and her boy. >>16427877 Sounds odd, but I guess the stimulation can cause her breasts to leak in some manner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:36:06 2017 No.16427888 >>16427886 Arousal induces lactation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:36:09 2017 No.16427889 >>16427789 Further build on this: Older ojou waifu who is cold and indifferent to most people, and speaks in a monotone tone. But around you always wants to hug and do lewd things with. And always has a lot of nice things to say to and about you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:36:11 2017 No.16427890 >>16427859 Are monstergirls in general down for MFF or MMF or MMFF?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:36:24 2017 No.16427892 >>16427876 Is it legal for him to sign a contract? >>16427886 >that Demon and her boy. Now all I can think of is the Horse and his Boy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:36:32 2017 No.16427893 >>16427826 I don't. Breast milk tastes like fucking shit, and seeing lactating tits gives me a feeling similar to scraping my nails against a chalkboard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:37:19 2017 No.16427895 >>16427890 Seriously?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:37:50 2017 No.16427897 >>16427890 >MFF Yes >MMF According to KC this basically never happens. >MMFF That's just an orgy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:38:40 2017 No.16427900 >>16427844 You and I both know it's just not the same with potions, nothing compares to the real thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:39:31 2017 No.16427903 >>16427890 Yes, no, and no. Are you a mongoloid?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:39:52 2017 No.16427904 >>16427890 >MFF Yes >MMF No >MMFF Doppelganger potion at most. Which is still shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:41:04 2017 No.16427908 >>16427904 Good fights we had to ban doppel potions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:44:48 2017 No.16427922 >>16427890 >MFF Yes, happens all the time. >MMF Not unless their name is Mari. >MMFF Closest that would probably happen is two guys banging their girls in the same room and not caring what the other couple is doing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:45:33 2017 No.16427925 >>16427904 but without Doppelganger potions, how could I marry all of my Queen Slime waifus various knights, shopkeepers, and villagers? And then wave to myself every morning?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:46:17 2017 No.16427928 >>16427925 With DE you can have an infinite stamina.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:48:28 2017 No.16427932 >>16427928 I'd still rather populate a whole town with clones of myself, just so my waifu doesn't feel so lonely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:50:10 2017 No.16427938 >>16427928 >Infinite stamina So that's why the shield game is so strong amongst incubi

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:51:38 2017 No.16427943 >>16427938 Incubi are so dumb. It's like you get infinite everything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:53:37 2017 No.16427948 File: 155 KB, 800x578, 1443889991677.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16427581 Fat-bottom form?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:54:40 2017 No.16427952 >>16427948 Anon that's grotesque.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:54:53 2017 No.16427954 >>16427948 Oh god what is that thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:55:27 2017 No.16427957 >>16427948 Great, another beached whale. We'll need the crane for this one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 13:57:11 2017 No.16427967 >>16427948 Rebis' art is garbage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:02:11 2017 No.16427978 >>16427943 But anon, how else are anons with harems supposed to have the stamina to please all their wives?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:03:41 2017 No.16427981 >>16427870 >Refreshingly chilld milk is weird. Never liked walk milk that much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:04:37 2017 No.16427986 >>16427544 >Big AutO It was only a matter of time until Sandy was phased out by newer, superiir models.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:06:45 2017 No.16427988 >>16427978 Not being pussies and putting points into End instead of minmax meme builds?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:08:22 2017 No.16427992 >>16427988 But anon, Incubi get the biggest bonus of all. Immortality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:10:31 2017 No.16427998 >>16427992 >bonus Say that again after being impaled on a jagged spike for weeks, falling into lava, or being locked in a room with a tonedeaf monster singer for a month with no way to shut her up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:10:37 2017 No.16427999 >>16427992 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c75cOL0G8I

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:10:45 2017 No.16428000 >>16425117 Great to see you writing again. I'm still surprised people in your setting like the monsters as much as they do though, a worrying number of the girls seem to be dangerous murderers and rapists.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:11:39 2017 No.16428003 >>16428000 Just like people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:11:45 2017 No.16428004 >>16422952 I like not being a spider. I also like not being the porn version of I have no mouth and I must scream.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:11:52 2017 No.16428005 >>16428000 Maybe ol' P likes murderers and rapists?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:12:53 2017 No.16428009 File: 522 KB, 810x1200, Apsara.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16427992 easier ways to get that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:13:32 2017 No.16428012 >>16428000 There's going to be less outright murder and torture in this one. I think I can say with confidence that the bad MGs portrayed in Spider and the Fly were the worst of the batch, and plenty of the girls in it were good too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:13:33 2017 No.16428013 >>16427809 Gap moe is great, that's why lolis with sexual lower bodies and submissive monsters are the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:14:57 2017 No.16428014 >>16428009 >tfw no Aspara dance instructor in modern clothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:15:34 2017 No.16428016 File: 177 KB, 598x961, Modular Automaton loli.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16427986 >"Cast in the name of the Chief Goddess, ye better let me sit on your face onii-ch-- I mean Mastah"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:15:47 2017 No.16428018 >>16428005 >Likes murderers and rapists Not really, I just wanted to show how captivity and constant rape wouldn't be anything like the hugbox KC made. Although Ana gave me a fearboner when I was writing her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:16:31 2017 No.16428023 >>16428009 Dragon blood. Philosopher stones. Lichdom. Chrono locks. Vampiredom. Possibly Dragon Tear abuse if you can find more than one and enough people to body swap with. Make a pact with an immortal or ageless being. Become a greater spirit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:17:04 2017 No.16428026 >>16428016 Adorable. Fourteen different tiers of adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:19:00 2017 No.16428032 >>16428023 By far Apsara juice is probably the cleanest method.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:19:07 2017 No.16428034 >>16428016 That Automaton is gonna get an upgrade!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:19:55 2017 No.16428038 >>16427998 I'll keep saying it as long as I'm alive. >>16427999 >Who wants to live forever. Me. I do. I'm fucking terrified of dying. >>16428009 Wouldn't that still make me an Incubus?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:19:56 2017 No.16428037 >>16428016 Ah, I want to doodle small Automatons again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:19:57 2017 No.16428039 >>16428014 >tfw no pale, gothic Apsara in gothic ball gown.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:20:56 2017 No.16428043 >>16428038 >I'm fucking terrified of dying Don't be. You'll never bite your tongue or stub your toe again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:22:02 2017 No.16428047 >>16428000 I thought he implied that the dangerous ones were the odd ones out and most of the monstergirls were much nicer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:23:51 2017 No.16428052 >>16428023 >Dragon Blood Dragon Blood doesn't grant immortality! Just superior strength, speed, reflexes, attunement to the Dragon the blood was taken from, and a small chance of Dragonification if Female and possessing of the proper aptitude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:24:36 2017 No.16428055 >>16428043 That's just it anon, I won't do those things because I might not exist after I die. There might not be anything after. The thought of that is existentially terrifying and I want to become immortal with my waifus so I never have to face it.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:24:51 2017 No.16428057

>>16428032
Not really.
There's no mess with Dragon blood, though it can have a myriad side effects that range from "you now cut up your mouth every time you talk thanks to your sharpened teeth" to "every single dragon within 90 miles knows you're there and they want you. You can run, scream, and struggle, but they'll be getting that booty".
Lichdom though is the messiest as you need mass killings for ritualistic sacrifice if you don't want to be a pseudo Lich who is subservient to a full on for a long asd time until they're powerful enough to be full fledged ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:26:43 2017 No.16428063 >>16428057 cleanest, as in least obstructive. Dragon blood chages you, but Apsara milk only gives eternal youth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:27:37 2017 No.16428064 >>16428052 It does in some settings. Some though have it as an ingredient in their immortality cocktail alongside mermaid blood and other things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:27:59 2017 No.16428067 >>16428023 Mermaid blood, not dragon's.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:28:11 2017 No.16428068 >>16428063 That doesn't make you immortal so much as ageless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:28:57 2017 No.16428070 >>16425031 Shirohebi >How to mental condition someone >Stockholm syndrome and you >How to make someone say yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:29:32 2017 No.16428072 >>16428068 Immortality doesn't guarantee Invulnerability.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:31:25 2017 No.16428077

>>16428072
No, it just means you don't die when you're killed.
Invulnerability is where you can't be harmed at all.
Ageless means you don't age but can still be offed by poison, being beheaded, or being shot one in the hand and foot in metal gear land.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:32:17 2017 No.16428082 >>16428072 >That one guy in UQ Holder who ate Mermaid Flesh >Gained immortal youth, but no healing factor or invulnerability to go with it >Is a riddled patchwork of scars from centuries of close-calls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:32:48 2017 No.16428083 >>16428077 So you're agreeing with me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:33:48 2017 No.16428085 File: 200 KB, 743x611, 3D Merrow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm surprised that folks have already forgotten about Mermaid Blood.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:34:22 2017 No.16428086 >>16428083 In a sense. Most people keep confusing one for the other. One can say there is no true immortal thing since everything has an end and can be killed in some way or form.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:35:08 2017 No.16428088 >>16428085 You're right. Time to get the harpoons and corner the market before those tanooks do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:36:52 2017 No.16428095 File: 395 KB, 1920x1080, cucked.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw Tamomo gets cucked left and right in fate musou Dumb fox

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:37:50 2017 No.16428098 >>16428095 >cuck Back to pol.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:38:28 2017 No.16428100 >>16428095 >NTRing best girl Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:38:56 2017 No.16428102 >>16428095 Red Seiba is better anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:39:11 2017 No.16428104 >>16428100 I know. Medea is best girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:40:10 2017 No.16428109 >>16428095 You can't say that word here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:41:19 2017 No.16428113 >>16428000 I like it, it shows how fucked up the rapist monstergirls would actually be. But I sure as hell wouldn't want to live in his setting, knowing how bad they can be would make me terrified of being around them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:41:41 2017 No.16428114 >>16427998 Immortality doesn't mean you can't die in this sense. It just means you can't age. And what the fuck are you doing impaled on a jagged spike for weeks? Where the fuck is your waifu and why isn't she helping you down? Baka.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:42:06 2017 No.16428116 >>16428104 >Not wanting Tamamo There's nine of her and all of them are just as perfect. She's the only girl you need!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:43:20 2017 No.16428126 File: 720 KB, 1026x944, atilla.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428102 You mean brown seiba

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:45:49 2017 No.16428136 >>16428113 Monsters still have their charm, which is why some guys still want to bone them

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:46:04 2017 No.16428137 >>16428114 She's trying to overthrow christians but her armies are being held off by a fanatic and gorilla warfare.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:46:53 2017 No.16428141 >>16428126 A saber without a blade? Unless this is katanagatari she is shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:47:35 2017 No.16428144 >>16428126 Almost all seibas are good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:48:13 2017 No.16428146 >>16428100 Medea is best

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:48:48 2017 No.16428152 >>16428144 Outside the clones. But Jeane is the worst though as she is a mega sue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:49:19 2017 No.16428154 >>16428146 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:50:08 2017 No.16428157 >>16428152 None of them can compare to Jack, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:51:25 2017 No.16428158 >>16428146 I'm afraid we have to disagree. Tamamo is best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:52:06 2017 No.16428160 >>16428137 Why isn't she looking after her husband?

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:53:08 2017 No.16428162
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>>16428095
I believe that's because Tamamo pussies out of fighting a world-ending monster and has Karna pick up her slack, so she kinda deserves it.
Nero and Medusa are superior waifus for Hakuno anyway, so it's not like it matters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:53:37 2017 No.16428165 >>16428157 Jack is cutest daughter would happily make her a mommy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:54:26 2017 No.16428168 >>16428141 She has a sword. She just doesn't have it in that image. It's a rainbow-colored popsicle dildo saber.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:55:08 2017 No.16428170 >>16428165 Do not fuck Jack. She is not for lewd things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:55:14 2017 No.16428171 >>16428136 They'd be more than welcome to them, I'd personally rather not get my spine broken are run the risk of meeting one of the crueller girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:56:45 2017 No.16428174 >>16428162 Karna is a total Boss after all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:57:36 2017 No.16428175 >>16426901 >loving There's the tricky part.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:57:42 2017 No.16428176 >>16428016 >>16427986 >>16427544 Does that mean I get tentacle raped if I get 'ye guilty'?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:58:22 2017 No.16428181 >>16428170 She is one of the seibas, her destiny is to be dicked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:58:30 2017 No.16428182 >>16428175 Not as tricky as receiving love from them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:58:47 2017 No.16428183 >>16428171 That's why there are so many PMCs looking for the bad ones and military is after them too

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:59:42 2017 No.16428189 >>16428181 No, Jack is for platonic love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 14:59:58 2017 No.16428190 >>16428170 That rear begs to differ

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:01:05 2017 No.16428195 >>16428189 Jack is for cumflation

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:01:51 2017 No.16428198 File: 339 KB, 1218x1400, 1466575232341.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428190

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:03:10 2017 No.16428203 >>16428198 So what's her story? Did she shank all the whores with bigger tits than her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:03:41 2017 No.16428205 >>16428195 No, Jack is for treating like a daughter and doing nothing lewd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:06:33 2017 No.16428211 >>16428203 Loli jack the ripper, hates men and has major mommy issues.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:07:01 2017 No.16428213 >>16428205 No! She's for awakening her lewd side so she rides 'poppa' till she's looks like a momma

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:07:36 2017 No.16428214 >>16428182 But that's wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:07:37 2017 No.16428215 >>16428211 >hates men Well, she's shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:08:39 2017 No.16428218 >>16428213 No fucking the daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:11:19 2017 No.16428226 >>16428218 >>16428218 Yes! She wants it and it will help her turn her mother complex into a healthy direction. Constant Breeding

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:11:21 2017 No.16428227 >>16428211 So she's a feminist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:12:19 2017 No.16428232 >>16428218 That is literally why they exist though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:14:46 2017 No.16428243 >>16428226 She is too small for that kind of thing! >>16428232 No, daughters are for raising to be respectable women of society and walking her down the aisle when she gets married.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:14:55 2017 No.16428244

>>16428211
>>16428215
>>16428227
Scratch that, I remembered things completely wrong, although she's fucked up in another sense.
> Her true nature is that of a collection of wraiths born from the aborted children of prostitutes in Whitechapel, London. Because she is a collection of wraiths and not a single entity, piercing her heart will not lead to her immediate death, but the spillage of said wraiths
>As a child that was never loved, she strongly seeking out for love. Regardless of whatever the Master is male or female, she will probably demand his/her love as a "mother". While there is no problem in responding to that love, she might intend to sneak into your abdomen

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:15:34 2017 No.16428247 File: 108 KB, 819x579, 1884BF43-8120-4EB7-B787-BDB75FA7BC1F-1274-000001A98177C0BC_tmp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's you'are waifu's favorite non-mana non-sperm food?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:17:45 2017 No.16428252 Hime cuts are proof that the monster girls sporting them are well adjusted to human culture and would make great mothers as well Short haircuts are the opposite

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:17:47 2017 No.16428253 >>16428243 She's fine. The sabbath says it works so it will for her! We may even go for twins!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:18:03 2017 No.16428257 >>16428247 Any carbonated drink, because she loves the way the bubbles feel inside. Also grain alcohol. She doesn't admit it, but she loves it when I force her to to down a whole bottle, and she gets crazy drunk while I have my way with her.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:19:38 2017 No.16428260

You're gathering a party at the local bar to fill in the very empty slots of your one man party.
Who do you ask to join?

The gruff looking old man with a scar across his face and a maul resting on the wall beside him?
Do you ask the large suit of armor that you can't tell is for a guy or girl?
Do you ask the peppy Salamander and her +10 flame zweihander to join?
Do you see if that Lich who claims to be a dark knight and not a necromancer in the back will put her book down long enough to humor your invitation?
Do you ask the dancer on the stage if she's interested because youcre desperate and will take the janitor if you have to?
Do you ask that very intimidating Minotaur with countless scars and one eye if she'll join and try not to bolt like a coward in the process?
Or do you grab the totally normal, totally 100% not a buttslut or monster petite female cleric in the back and wing it knowing you'll save thousands on less potions?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:20:20 2017 No.16428264 >>16428253 The Sabbath are bad people, very bad!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:21:29 2017 No.16428270 >>16428260 I'll take the Lich.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:22:09 2017 No.16428274 >>16428264 We need a dark mage holst to destroy it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:23:11 2017 No.16428277 >>16428264 Pregnant daughteru napping in your lap!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:24:04 2017 No.16428280 >alp porn videos >"aw yeah fuck my pussy bro"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:25:15 2017 No.16428286 >>16428280 How deliciously degenerate

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:26:00 2017 No.16428288 >>16428280 Needs more stuttering

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:26:08 2017 No.16428289 >>16428260 Lich and Dancer

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:26:29 2017 No.16428290 >>16428277 That sounds disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:26:32 2017 No.16428291 >>16428270 You sure? She's not too great with a sword, but she's got enough defense to not be destroyed by a small gust and wears armor that is modest excluding the ass which it flaunts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:26:45 2017 No.16428293 File: 297 KB, 1450x1800, 1475668226139.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428260 DRK Lich please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:28:31 2017 No.16428298 >>16428291 As long as she can cast Drain, if you know what I mean.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:28:32 2017 No.16428299
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>>16428260
[Silence]
[Greater Corruption]
[Unholy Ground]
[Summon Imp]x6
[Gate]
It's a work day and Demon Realm ain't gonna spread itself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:28:41 2017 No.16428300 >>16428290 Too bad because it's happening!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:29:27 2017 No.16428304 >>16428247 NY Strip Steak, Medium-rare Steak Fries or Curly Fries as a side Roy Rodgers to drink, Dirty Roy Rodgers on nights where she drinks. Fruit Pie or Cheesecake for dessert.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:29:34 2017 No.16428305 >>16428291 Yes, I'll even teach her how to wield that sword better if she wants!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:29:37 2017 No.16428307 >>16428260 I'll take the Mander. I like girls that would cheer my day up and make it brighter with her flames. We'll be great friends!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:30:29 2017 No.16428310 >>16428298 Oh she can. Better buy her a good sword to make up for her pathetic str and physical attack rating though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:31:03 2017 No.16428312 >>16428260 I'll take the Armor, the Salamander, the Minotaur, and the Cleric. We don't need a caster since I am a caster.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:31:12 2017 No.16428313
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>>16428291
>and wears armor that is modest
>excluding the ass which it flaunts
I want to see a visual depiction of this lovely specimen. Would a Dark Knight Lich have faux skulls adorning her armor along with the usual purple/yellow jewelry?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:31:26 2017 No.16428316 File: 441 KB, 943x791, tumblr_of2ljtyAFq1stljsho1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428260 Give me that Minotaur.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:31:36 2017 No.16428317 >>16428305 But she's better at swordplay than you. She's a good 15 levels higher to boot! Itcs like a kid trying to teach a teacher how to teach.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:32:05 2017 No.16428319 >>16428304 >NY strip steak, medium rare (Hank Hill will remember that.)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:33:24 2017 No.16428323 >>16428317 Gonna practice with her no matter how much she complains.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:33:57 2017 No.16428324 >>16428260 Mino

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:34:09 2017 No.16428325 >>16428313 Imagine the FE Fates dark knight, minus the horse, and a cape with a few Lichy decorations instead of an 80s high collar. Or ff4's dark knight variant lewdified and custom made for a lich.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:35:23 2017 No.16428331 File: 162 KB, 1280x1814, 023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If your girl isn't a dog or a reptile, you might as well neck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:35:55 2017 No.16428333 >>16428260 So wait, I'm trying to gather a party when I don't already have anyone else? I fucking obviously ask all of them. The more the merrier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:36:00 2017 No.16428334 >>16428331 She's a human

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:36:55 2017 No.16428336 >>16428333 You can only pick three. This isn't the fellowship, Frotto.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:37:46 2017 No.16428337 >>16428260 Ask the cow, do it now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:38:48 2017 No.16428340 Wolfu loving Anons, what would you do if you found out your wolfu was a swearwolf? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biRW7Etevkk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:38:53 2017 No.16428341 File: 2.42 MB, 1800x2560, Gray Slime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428331 rude

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:39:12 2017 No.16428343 >>16428337 She says she'll only join if you can prove yourself. And to stop staring at her one eye.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:39:53 2017 No.16428347 >>16428343 how?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:40:35 2017 No.16428348 File: 518 KB, 1062x636, Nightstalker.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428331 dog-reptile when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:40:36 2017 No.16428349 >>16428340 She'd be a kindred spirit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:41:13 2017 No.16428353 >>16428347 Perhaps arm wrestling? A drinking contest? A very good shoulder massage?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:41:39 2017 No.16428354 >>16428348 >Monster Girl Deathclaw >Monster girl Cazadore Help.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:41:48 2017 No.16428355 >>16428260 >Do you see if that Lich who claims to be a dark knight and not a necromancer in the back will put her book down long enough to humor your invitation? Please, yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:42:57 2017 No.16428356 File: 73 KB, 841x595, 1479482240565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428353 I'll pick the latter of the three, touching cows is my specialty

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:43:14 2017 No.16428357 File: 119 KB, 907x1200, C2U33IcUAAEvLq8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anubises now come in dark chocolate flavor Also here is a scarred /fit/ angel nursing handjob: http://i.imgur.com/nQ8ZswB.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:43:38 2017 No.16428358 >>16428336 Than Salamander, Lich and whatever the Cleric is so we can have a warrior, mage, cleric and I'll be the dashing rogue. "Dashing" as in running away from danger. "Rogue" as in stealing all the loot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:44:17 2017 No.16428359 >>16428357 Why is she scarred?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:44:22 2017 No.16428360 >>16428354 >Monster Girl Cazaclaw

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:44:34 2017 No.16428361 >>16428357 >scarred /fit/ angel nursing handjob: Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:45:28 2017 No.16428364 >>16428356 Better be right about your choice. If you fail she'll break your arms like twigs or tabletop miniatures under a fat bottomed Anumilf that didn't notice her daughter's little toys and ended up breaking over $400 worth if things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:46:01 2017 No.16428365 >>16428359 She's a war veteran, at least that's what I got from google translate

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:46:18 2017 No.16428366 >>16428354 >they have early NV unpatched poison that lasts for-fucking-ever

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:46:37 2017 No.16428367 >>16428358 Good luck dodging or running away from anything outside the begining town mr. Level 0.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:47:48 2017 No.16428370 >>16428360 >Cazaclaw I NEVER STOP SCREAMING!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:48:14 2017 No.16428371 >>16428366 >Survival sits crying in the corner

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:48:51 2017 No.16428374 >>16428365 Poor Angel, at least she has someone to love her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:48:56 2017 No.16428375 >>16428364 either way i get run my hands over all that cow

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:49:14 2017 No.16428376 >>16428375 Avoid the rump.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:49:25 2017 No.16428377 >>16428367 Why the hell would I be taking agro when I'm supposed to be DPS? Why did I even get a party if I'm just going to run through every dungeon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:49:48 2017 No.16428380 >>16428364 Wow. Who knew cows were such cunts?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:50:08 2017 No.16428381 >>16428357 >dat angel >dem muscles >dat pleasant face Oh lordy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:50:21 2017 No.16428382 >>16428357 >shota So close to being good too, shame.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:50:49 2017 No.16428383 >>16428377 >aggro Oh, that's cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:50:53 2017 No.16428384 >>16428358 Kazuma pls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:51:15 2017 No.16428385 >>16428382 How do you know she's not just really really big?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:51:40 2017 No.16428386 >>16428382 Looks fine to me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:51:41 2017 No.16428387 File: 331 KB, 411x565, 100%Prime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428376 no, though to be fair I really wanna run my hands over her abs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:51:48 2017 No.16428388 >>16428377 >aggro >dps This is a tabletop adventure you bum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:56:00 2017 No.16428402 >>16428385 The proportions of the guy make it really obvious. >>16428386 Maybe calling it bad was a bit harsh but like hell I'll get off to shota material personally. Just not my thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:56:24 2017 No.16428404 >>16428260 I'll take the Salamander, the Old man, and the Armor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:57:49 2017 No.16428408 >>16428366 Cazadores always legitimately terrified me I had to de-immerse myself as much a second possible when entering an area with them just to cope It was their idle movespeed. Too fast, too erratic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:58:01 2017 No.16428409 >>16428387 I love big cows.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 15:59:36 2017 No.16428412 File: 629 KB, 1128x859, 3f552264c0c863695ea50e97a176a8f1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428409 Do you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:00:36 2017 No.16428415 >>16428412 Big strong ones especially.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:00:47 2017 No.16428417 What distinguishing physical features set your waifu apart from others of her kind? Are recolors always lame or acceptable if not deviantart tier?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:01:21 2017 No.16428422 >>16428412 Not him but I enjoy a multitude of big cows...all the definitions of Big too

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:01:24 2017 No.16428423 File: 249 KB, 910x752, my_fetish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428409 a thought occurs, if a dire holst is like 8 foot, how big could a dire minotaur get? >>16428412 infinite% yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:01:59 2017 No.16428426 >>16428408 It's 10x worse when some that you didn't know were there crest the hill in front of you, headed straight for your face at 100 mph.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:02:08 2017 No.16428427 File: 422 KB, 1006x1920, 2A45F405-1B53-413F-A055-70B9DABDD52D-3202-00000323A6154087_tmp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428415 That right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:02:41 2017 No.16428428 >>16428423 Probably around 10

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:03:50 2017 No.16428433 >>16428423 10 feet. >>16428427 Especially the ones who call me cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:03:57 2017 No.16428434 >>16428357 An anubis that isn't a buttslut by her tenth birthday is an anubis that has been neglected.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:04:04 2017 No.16428435 File: 640 KB, 1074x1593, 1463260574783.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428412 Big strong cows or big soft cows?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:04:11 2017 No.16428436 >>16428357 Is that angel an artists OC?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:04:44 2017 No.16428439 >>16428417 Size, shape and color of horns and scales.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:04:48 2017 No.16428440 >>16428426 GUgheghgjghhh That bunker lab in big MT was fully deserving of the 5 mini nukes I shoveled in

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:04:56 2017 No.16428441 >>16428388 That only makes it easier. I wait my turn and then I shank. Repeat until win. People only keep me around to pick locks and check for traps anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:05:47 2017 No.16428443 >>16428435 Big strong cows.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:06:08 2017 No.16428444 >>16428417 >What distinguishing physical features set your waifu apart from others of her kind? Different hair style, 3-4 inches taller than average and light muscles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:06:24 2017 No.16428447 File: 117 KB, 595x841, texan_wet_dream.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428412 what would happen if I took that blindfold thingy off? >>16428435 all the cows

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:06:32 2017 No.16428448 >>16428435 Big strong soft cows.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:07:34 2017 No.16428451 >>16428447 >what would happen if I took that blindfold thingy off? She has Ushi-Oni blood, you tell me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:07:37 2017 No.16428452 >>16428354 >You feel a bit woozy...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:07:42 2017 No.16428453 >>16428417 Hair and height, for the most part.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:07:56 2017 No.16428454 >>16428417 Nothing lame about color differences in most cases Height and physique differences are fine too

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:07:58 2017 No.16428455 >>16428412 >a /fit/ cow will never beg you to punish her and moo as you roughly have your way with her body

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:08:07 2017 No.16428457 >>16428435 Both or either. The softest soft cows and the muscliest strong cowS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:08:34 2017 No.16428458 >>16428451 yes, YES!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:11:09 2017 No.16428466 >>16428458 You won't have the time to say yes once she is raping you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:11:58 2017 No.16428467 >>16428466 It's the only thing he will be able to say while ahegaoing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:17:00 2017 No.16428479 >>16428417 Taller by a good amount so as to be taller than me, a bit curvier, less complex and thinner/longer horns. Nothing too out there. Location and style of typical Demon tattoos different as well, with the 'contract seal' just above her nethers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:19:13 2017 No.16428485 >>16428055 Interesting, the majority of anons show some kind of indifference on most cases and, even if joking, some are almost ready to embrace it, mostly the old ones. It's kind of new seeing this posted, at least for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:21:13 2017 No.16428489 >>16428436 No clue, here is the tweet https://twitter.com/kurotutuki/status/821365559564451840

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:30:53 2017 No.16428512 File: 564 KB, 719x1025, tumblr_o6x6p8RugM1unm603o1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cute and muscular onis!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:32:06 2017 No.16428520 File: 402 KB, 737x1272, 1472208638383.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428512 big strong smug oni

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:32:56 2017 No.16428525 >>16428512 Poor girl has a broken horn. I wonder how she lost it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:34:41 2017 No.16428528 File: 284 KB, 619x939, 1483887286987.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:35:11 2017 No.16428531 >>16428528 She's really cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:36:09 2017 No.16428535 File: 401 KB, 704x800, 1484252957619.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428531 Yes she is. I wish I knew who the artist was.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:38:30 2017 No.16428545 Is there a place that feels safer than between a muscled monster girl's arms? I don't think so

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:39:20 2017 No.16428549 >>16428545 With your face between her tiddies

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:39:29 2017 No.16428550 >>16428319 ???

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:39:48 2017 No.16428553 File: 164 KB, 160x160, 1484689188401.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When you push the Cyclops too far they strike back!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:40:10 2017 No.16428554 >>16428545 in her arms while sitting in her lap

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:40:54 2017 No.16428556 >>16428553 I just punch her in the boob.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:40:59 2017 No.16428558 >>16428535 http://hushabyevalley.tumblr.com/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:41:27 2017 No.16428562 >>16428545 Bonus point if she has wings and wraps them around you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:45:13 2017 No.16428572 Are certain "non-living" monsters like undead and constructs able to reproduce?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:46:42 2017 No.16428578 >>16428572 Yes. Basically MGE undead are just made from dead bodies but are functionally living in a lot of ways.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:47:59 2017 No.16428583 >>16428572 Lurk more

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:48:39 2017 No.16428588 >>16428572 Yes, because love finds a way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:49:01 2017 No.16428590 >>16428572 Yes, the only difference between the undead and the living in mge is that the undead are immortal and cold.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:49:46 2017 No.16428592 >>16428553 Update WHEN

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:54:19 2017 No.16428608 >>16428578 Can ghosts and robots also be impregnanted?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:55:15 2017 No.16428614 >>16428608 Eh, KC would probably give you a weird answer and say yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 16:59:12 2017 No.16428622 >>16428608 If they wanted to be real kinky, they could possess a human woman and use her body to have a baby.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:03:41 2017 No.16428643 File: 706 KB, 715x1000, tumblr_oeye4x5mj51unm603o1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428558 You are a saint.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:06:01 2017 No.16428649 >>16428554 Wouldn't that feel belittling as well as safe? >>16428562 You're right Being wrapped in wings is the greatest feeling ever, couple that with a nice hug from a muscled monster girl and you are sent to heaven I need a /fit/ Griffon now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:06:24 2017 No.16428652 File: 201 KB, 895x893, JgMYNHo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428512 >>16428520 YES

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:06:54 2017 No.16428653 File: 1.58 MB, 1900x2800, 57711017_p3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fit tummies are yummy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:07:28 2017 No.16428656 >>16427616 I just reread the first gladiator thing, then read the second part. Definitely continue it, has a lot of potential for good suffering and healing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:08:07 2017 No.16428658 >>16428653 They are pretty good. Its why I enjoy them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:09:42 2017 No.16428666 File: 146 KB, 616x1000, 21d2eab685425b5c801679d7e960bc10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428545 Either that or between an ara ara motherly monstergirl's arms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:10:01 2017 No.16428668 >>16428653 I usually prefer light musculature, but this is pretty damn good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:11:00 2017 No.16428671 If you were a wizard in the wonderful land of MGE, why monkey paw style wishes would you pull on MGs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:12:11 2017 No.16428676 >>16428671 I grant an alp's wish to look more womanly by giving her bigger breasts, a larger rear, and wider hips that keep growing until they're low end hyper size. All for a price to be called in later.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:13:23 2017 No.16428678 File: 1.50 MB, 1280x1705, tumblr_ojxmjlHWTR1rkn25go4_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Paladin Foxes

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:15:04 2017 No.16428682
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>>16428643
No problem.

Personally, Marble is my favourite OC of his but they're all nice. Zealot-chan is adorable too but she's not really thread related.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:15:42 2017 No.16428686 >>16428671 >A young Salamander asks to be the hottest thing ever >hfw I send up into space and turn her into a star.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:16:55 2017 No.16428692 >>16428678 Barb has really improved since I started seeing his stuff

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:16:56 2017 No.16428693 >>16428678 With that hammer a Raiju would have fit even more. She's pretty nonetheless

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:17:07 2017 No.16428694 >>16428678 She's a cutie alright. I get the feeling that armor isn't the standard, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:17:46 2017 No.16428696 >>16428678 I'm confused Paladin means you need to rape her Fox means you need to tenderly love her What should we do? Barb is the man, those tits are out of this world

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:18:09 2017 No.16428697 File: 687 KB, 726x1000, tumblr_oeye4x5mj51unm603o2_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428682 His characters are pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:18:24 2017 No.16428699 >>16428696 Tenderly rape her, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:18:40 2017 No.16428702 >>16428696 tenderly rape her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:19:06 2017 No.16428704 >>16428696 Gently love her without prior consent?

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:23:10 2017 No.16428715

>>16428671
I wish I could find a husband!
>Make a happily already married husband and his intimidating Hellhound wife walk by
I wish I could be blessed by the Demon Lord!
>briefly summon an echoing spirit of the FORMER Demon Lord to spook her
I wish for some highly advanced tech!
>Gremlin stares awkwardly at the brand new Wireless router in her hand in a world with no internet
I wish to be able to make a contract this very day!
>Demon groans as she is forced to sign for horn insurance by a thrifty Tanuki

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:23:18 2017 No.16428717 File: 1.31 MB, 898x818, 1483799768877.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder if a Hellhound would kick her leg if you scratched her in just the right spot.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:24:08 2017 No.16428718

>>16428671
>Dragon wants an unrivaled Hoard.
>I give her a magnetic personality that causes weak monsters to flock to her as a leader, forming and unrivaled horde.
>Lesser Succubus wants to become hotter
>I make her an Ignis Hybrid.
>Paladin wants to become strong enough to protect her childhood friend.
>I transform her into a Living Armor. Now she can protect her childhood friend.
I don't think I'm very good at making my monkey paws horrible for the recipient.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:25:46 2017 No.16428727 >>16428717 I want to headpat those smug girls while cuddling them! Sex obviously happens afterwards though.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:25:53 2017 No.16428728

>>16428718
>Living armor

Come on, that's a perfect excuse to give her muscles a boost until she goes from slim, to athletic, to fit, to /fit/ to hugely muscular to the point that people start whispering that she's a monster in human form and that even her childhood friend is frightened by her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:26:29 2017 No.16428731 >>16428686 Get out of here Calypso, no one likes you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:29:00 2017 No.16428737 >>16428728 Like I said, I'm not very good at making bad wishes. Just not granting them in the way the wisher asked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:33:56 2017 No.16428752 For whatever reason, you're waifu believes you were killed and you have no way to immediately contact her. How does she react?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:36:07 2017 No.16428758 >>16428752 You'd think a Dire Hellhound would go on a vengeful rampage, but she and her Dire Cheshire sister just go practically catatonic.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:36:40 2017 No.16428762

>>16428752
Did you ever read the Punisher arc where a monster digs up his dead family and pisses all over their skeletons, sending the footage to news outlets? Frank suits up and Franks 100 scumbags at a bar, leaving one alive long enough for him to tell cops that this wasn't going to stop.
Something along these lines

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:37:10 2017 No.16428763 >>16428752 Breakdown, despair, tears and depending on how I died she might try to kill someone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:37:26 2017 No.16428764 >>16428752 Short empty casket funeral and after that she would probably move on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:38:12 2017 No.16428767 >>16428752 Get revenge, quite possibly conquering a country in the process, before slipping into depression and trying to drown her sorrows in exorbitant amounts of food and drink. Which would be really odd as she's a unicorn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:38:34 2017 No.16428770 >>16428762 >Monster Mobster Fuck you phone

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:39:58 2017 No.16428773 >>16428752 Better get off my ass and go to her before she does anything drastic like raise an undead army and out the world to the sword

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:41:21 2017 No.16428775 >>16428752 I can't even imagine her like that. I don't want to see that pain on her face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:41:38 2017 No.16428776 >>16428752 Go find another man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:41:44 2017 No.16428778 >>16428770 Well to be fair, that's not inaccurate. Good lord did he die rough though. Being tied to a tree by your intestines and left for dead is a bad way to go. MAX Punisher doesn't fuck around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:41:47 2017 No.16428779 >>16428752 Cry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:42:48 2017 No.16428782 >>16428776 Anon, if she's your Waifu she wouldn't do that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:42:58 2017 No.16428783 >>16428696 Be tenderly raped by her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:43:15 2017 No.16428785 File: 166 KB, 800x648, 1444564226519.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428752

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:43:17 2017 No.16428786 >>16428782 But they do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:44:28 2017 No.16428787 >>16428752 Set a few towns on fire and forcefully demand where the body is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:44:29 2017 No.16428788 >>16428778 Garth Ennis is best suited for Punisher. Everything else he's done has been needlessly edgy, like Preacher or Crossed. His Battlefields stuff was really good too. Punisher fits him best

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:44:40 2017 No.16428789 >>16428786 Citation needed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:44:54 2017 No.16428790 >>16428782 She wouldn't even think of me as a husband since no monstergirl would want me. I'm just a replaceable toy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:44:59 2017 No.16428791 Okay, after an indeterminate amount of time (preferably before they go TOO far) you pop out of whatever macguffin held you, alive in front of her. Now how does she react?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:46:58 2017 No.16428797 >>16428791 She tackles me to the ground and just hugs me really hard, while discordantly sobbing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:47:21 2017 No.16428798 >>16428786 >>16428790 Then she's not your waifu you super retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:47:29 2017 No.16428799 >>16428791 She tells me to go away because she already found a proper man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:48:00 2017 No.16428802 >>16428778 You got your goons mixed up, that was a Slaver tied to a tree, the piss guy was shot in the gut and left to slowly die over a week from his wounds in the same forest he murdered his own family.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:48:01 2017 No.16428803 File: 173 KB, 550x544, 1447884813172.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428791 >"I'm not letting you out of my sight again!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:48:21 2017 No.16428804 >>16428791 I assume after she Franks everyone who could possibly be involved, she'll go on a hunt for my body and probably find me. She's an excellent huntress

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:48:22 2017 No.16428805 >>16428752 Lots of blizzards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:48:42 2017 No.16428806 >>16428791 She holds me close while praying that she's not dreaming. >>16428799 Fuck off already you sad sack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:48:55 2017 No.16428807 >>16428752 She's the kind of person that would never believe I was dead even if I was shot right in front of her. She would just wait for me like any other day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:49:10 2017 No.16428809 >>16428798 She's the closest to a waifu I'll ever get.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:49:45 2017 No.16428812 >>16428791 Holds me while shivering for several hours, wordlessly

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:49:45 2017 No.16428813 >>16428802 To be fair, all those brutal kills tend to blur together over time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:51:07 2017 No.16428815 >>16428809 If she doesn't love you unconditionally for who you are, then she's not your fucking waifu. If she was your waifu by any stretch of the word then she'd stick by you no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:52:35 2017 No.16428819 >>16428815 B-but muh pity party! Pay attention to how sad I am!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:52:54 2017 No.16428820 >>16428815 Some men aren't meant to have good wives, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:54:22 2017 No.16428824 >>16428819 No. >>16428820 No, fuck you. I actually have low self esteem and depression and even I think that shit's pathetic. Grow a spine you shitbird, you deserve happiness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:55:20 2017 No.16428829 >>16428824 Why are you giving him attention? That's obviously what he's after.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:55:42 2017 No.16428831 >>16428752 Pharaoh waifu will ask the Anubi if I really am dead since they are the Judges of the dead. Hell with her connections, Dullahans, Reapers, and other monsters would be on the search for my body.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:55:54 2017 No.16428834 >>16428820 Some men aren't meant to have wives at all. Is this considered a horror movie for monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:57:37 2017 No.16428841 >>16428834 >Horror movie Similarly to edge for edges sake, Ms would view you with the same derision for being pathetic for pathetic's sake. You'd get raped and waifud with no say on the matter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:57:45 2017 No.16428842 >>16428829 That's not me, and I'm just saying the truth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 17:59:40 2017 No.16428848 >>16428752 Fires up the genesis tubes. She's more than aware a few of my bodies might not make it back from her missions. >>16428791 "Dammit honey, clones are expensive to make. Now I'll have to put these ones on ice."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:00:59 2017 No.16428853 >>16428791 Probably get cuddle by a unicorn turned overweight drunk queen. For a long time. A very long tome. Make-up sex would follow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:02:27 2017 No.16428857 >>16428752 >"Maybe he'll reincarnate in my dimension" >>16428791 >"Nice"

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:04:12 2017 No.16428866

>>16428671
Tanuki. Easy mode

>She wants money
She gets money, but loses most of it to taxes.
>She doesn't want to pay taxes
The rest of her funds are used to buy off the assessors, leaving her penniless
>She wants unlimited funds
He home is so flooded with foreign currency, it's impossible for her to move, potentially suffocating her
>She wants the money somewhere else
And the ride ends here.

Three wishes I grant
big wishes or small,
but you ask for a fourth one
and you lose them all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:05:47 2017 No.16428871 >>16428866 That's not how tanukis work, anon. Prepare for contracts and legal documents. Lots and lots of documents

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:07:23 2017 No.16428877 >>16428871 >Prepare for contracts and legal documents. Lots and lots of documents Not even a tanuki can out-contract a Demon companion

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:08:13 2017 No.16428884 >>16428877 You don't have a demon though, she probably does. You're just a wizard who thinks hes smart

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:08:28 2017 No.16428885 >>16428871 It's magic. I ain't gotta explain shit. It's her fault for not being thorough enough with those wishes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:09:02 2017 No.16428888 >>16428884 >she probably does >Implying the demon wouldn't immediately drop her for the wizard in front of her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:09:47 2017 No.16428891 >>16428871 >>16428884 >>16428866 Are Tanukis even that good at deal making? Most just seem to target poo villages.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:10:53 2017 No.16428894 >>16428885 Why bother replying to a post you didn't even read? >>16428888 Potentially. Though I wouldn't want to see a tanuki spurned

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:11:10 2017 No.16428895 >>16428891 Nigga they economically control cities in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:12:26 2017 No.16428901 >>>/a/152367043 When did this become a thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:12:33 2017 No.16428902 >>16428894 Fishing for (you)s, perhaps? Though that raises the question of who's baiting who

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:13:49 2017 No.16428908 >>16428891 >>16428895 They're high up on the ladder, but there are still bigger fish out there

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:19:34 2017 No.16428931 File: 143 KB, 1125x1550, 1484661868685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428901 I was in the drawthread where two other images like that one were delivered. It's Wiz from KonoSuba dressed as the profile Wight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:21:10 2017 No.16428937 >>16428901 >>16428931 >wiz >not a lich For what purpose? A wight is fine too though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:21:36 2017 No.16428939 >>16428931 It's marvelous is what it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:22:42 2017 No.16428945 >>16428937 I have no clue why the OR chose a Wight instead of Lich for the outfit, but it doesn't look bad either way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:23:40 2017 No.16428953 >>16428937 My guess is tits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:25:25 2017 No.16428958 >>16428937 Because Wights are way better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:26:14 2017 No.16428962 >>16428937 What a Lich wears is pretty shit to be honest. She's literally naked except for a cloak. That's pretty boring. The Wight dress is far more elegant and alluring.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:26:50 2017 No.16428963 >>16428958 Then why don't they have more art?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:29:01 2017 No.16428973 How many confirmed waifufags do we have?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:30:37 2017 No.16428978 >>16428963 Shit taste primarily.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:30:51 2017 No.16428979 File: 238 KB, 500x958, 1484099082987.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428962 Some Liches are bound to wear stuff that covers more skin than usual.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:31:17 2017 No.16428980

>>16428973
Depends on your definition of waifufag. It can range from your basic waifufag who posts every now and then about his waifu at regular intervals, to the type of waifufag who would be very well capable of covering his house if all the pictures he commissions were physical copies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:32:52 2017 No.16428982 >>16428979 Probably. But if that's never shown how do you know?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:34:05 2017 No.16428985 File: 378 KB, 747x836, 1481681874424.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16428982 >But if that's never shown how do you know? Via fanart anon, duh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:34:14 2017 No.16428986 >>16428982 Well that's your fault for being a fag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:35:42 2017 No.16428994 >>16428985 Of the fan art I've seen, original interperetations of what a lich would wear are in the minority compared to just taking the shawl from the profile an calling it a day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:37:21 2017 No.16428999 >>16428985 I really like Latenight's Liches.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:38:26 2017 No.16429008 >>16428999 I really like Latenights everything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:39:10 2017 No.16429012 >>16428994 They just need an imagination then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:40:28 2017 No.16429018 >>16429008 I don't like his lewds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:40:49 2017 No.16429022 >>16428994 Even bandages are better than what a lich wears. It's literally just a piece of rag, people would think that she is a hobo if it wasn't for the thing that carries their souls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:41:42 2017 No.16429030 >>16429022 Who cares about what people think? She has work to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:44:02 2017 No.16429041 >>16429018 But they're great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:44:32 2017 No.16429044 >>16429022 They don't care about fashion and it grants them easy access for experiments.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:45:53 2017 No.16429050 >>16429022 I want to see a lich in something better than rags. An elegant dress or some comfy negligee

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:46:07 2017 No.16429052 >>16428888 >"well helloooooooooo Gandalf~" >"how would you like to introduce me to a long shaft and have me come out the other end covered in white?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:47:25 2017 No.16429056 >>16429030 >>16429044 You know what? I'm gonna get a fashion fairy and hit a Lich with it. She'll be popular in no time with her new clothes. Boy, she'll even be invited to Wight parties!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:47:51 2017 No.16429059 >>16429052 >"Really? You're contracted to me you blue bitch!" >"I can't help it, I have a fetish!" >"Your fetish is guys with magic wearing robes!?!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:48:22 2017 No.16429062 >>16429056 Wight parties are shit and so are you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:49:56 2017 No.16429071 >>16429062 Calm down Lich. I know going out to buy some clothes suck, but it's for your own good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:50:21 2017 No.16429072 >>16429062 Parties are shit full-stop. At least a Wight's parties has a huge mansion where you can find somewhere nice and quiet to hang out as a coupe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:50:26 2017 No.16429073 >>16429056 >blows off the party to continue her studies at home >dress gets ruined by ectoplasm stains and burnmarks from experiments You can take a horse to water...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:51:37 2017 No.16429077 >>16429056 She'll just buy a cheap T-shirt and some pants then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:52:08 2017 No.16429081 >>16428979 Is there somewhere this drawfag keeps all he has done?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:53:24 2017 No.16429087 >>16429081 http://itsnaaaav.tumblr.com/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:53:42 2017 No.16429089 What are the best ways to get revenge on monster girls who are jerks? I was thinking riling one up to get her to chase you then leading her into the tentacle forest. Should be the perfect way to get back at a Werewolf or Hellhound bully.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:53:52 2017 No.16429091 >>16429077 Anything works as long as she doesn't look like a hobo.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:54:03 2017 No.16429092

>>16429072
Some parties are nice though anon, but it's mostly just the ones where you hang out with friends.
>You'll never be invited to a party by the Wight Ojou-sama who sits next to you in class.
>You'll never be worried your clothes are too low class to be at her party.
>It'll never turn out just to be her and a few other Ojou-sama girls.
>It'll never turn out they're all NEETs who get together to hang out and play games.
>Her friends will never be amazed she managed to get a boy to come to one of their parties.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:54:25 2017 No.16429093 >>16429081 http://itsnaaaav.tumblr.com/ He also has a twitter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:54:57 2017 No.16429096 >>16429059 >"Of course! There's a common motif in human erotic stories where a woman is seduced by a man who 'puts on his robe and wizard hat'. From what I gather it's quite scandalous!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:54:59 2017 No.16429097 >>16429092 >Some parties are nice though anon No, no they're not. Any and all parties are fucking trash.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:55:07 2017 No.16429098 >>16429089 The only real option is to steal her precious first kiss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:56:10 2017 No.16429103 >>16429097 You must not have friends then. Hanging out with friends and playing games together is a great time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:57:08 2017 No.16429109 >>16429103 Not him, but having friends is trash.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:57:09 2017 No.16429110 >>16429103 >Having friends >Ever Wow what a fag.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:57:41 2017 No.16429112

>>16428962
>The Wight dress is far more elegant and alluring.
Elegant, maybe. But I don't agree on the alluring part. But then I don't really like the high society stuff, its not for me.

You're right about Lich clothes though. A tattered robe and nothing else is a bit dull. It's like a magic user's version of a naked apron but shitter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:58:15 2017 No.16429114 >>16429103 >DrCoxlookingslightlyoffcamerawhileJDlooksonfrombehind.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:58:15 2017 No.16429115 >>16429109 >>16429110 Wow you fuckers are sad. How can you expect to have waifus if you don't have any friends?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:58:18 2017 No.16429116 >>16429089 >tentacle forest Eat shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:58:23 2017 No.16429117 >>16428016 I bet her ahoge is actually a long range antenna she somehow uses to spy on anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 18:58:58 2017 No.16429119 >>16429087 >>16429093 Cheers m8

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:00:30 2017 No.16429122 >>16429115 >Having a waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:00:38 2017 No.16429123 >>16428791 She would hold me in a tight hug while saying "Thank you" or "I love you" over and over again while tears are streaming down her cheeks. It's good to be loved

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:01:15 2017 No.16429127 >>16429008 I know this goes against the grain but I don't really see why anons like his art so much. The meme and greentext post responses are ok, but I can't find these sketches attractive, like >>16429018 said.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:02:29 2017 No.16429132 >>16428979 Nav draws an amazing Lich. I hope he does more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:03:36 2017 No.16429137 >>16429092 Nah. I've been to friend's parties. It's usually just everyone talking to each other, doing drugs, playing Beer Pong or something while I sit in the corner wondering why the hell I'm here. LAN parties are great, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:03:54 2017 No.16429138 >>16429132 His OC Lich is pretty cute too on top having having a plump butt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:04:04 2017 No.16429139 >>16428762 >Any positives to this mess? >.... Crime's down >Fuck you, Jonathan

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:04:30 2017 No.16429145 >>16429115 What, you think I'll meet my waifu through a circle of friends?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:04:42 2017 No.16429146 >>16429115 Their waifus are the only thing they need.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:04:45 2017 No.16429147 >>16429127 I don't think he makes em to impress people, they're just fun sketches

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:08:24 2017 No.16429153 >>16429147 >I don't think he makes em to impress people, they're just fun sketches But that wasn't what I was saying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:09:25 2017 No.16429159 >>16429127 I guess I like them because they are fun? He just goes around the boards drawing random stuff here and there, it gives off a nice feeling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:10:16 2017 No.16429164 >>16429159 Far be it from me to tell the man what to draw, but his style doesn't really mesh with lewds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:10:44 2017 No.16429167 >>16429018 >not liking his lewds They're better than his cute stuff. We have a mountain of cute stuff and not enough lewds considering MGE is a porn setting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:12:38 2017 No.16429177 >>16429167 >They're better than his cute stuff. They really aren't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:13:05 2017 No.16429180 File: 42 KB, 536x372, 50458B5B-66CB-46D0-A2BC-D1C6ED70DD12-503-000000ACBC595DED_tmp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16429153 My mistake then friendo

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:15:42 2017 No.16429192

>>16429167
>We have a mountain of cute stuff and not enough lewds considering MGE is a porn setting
I can't be the only one who doesn't come here to fap. I mean, firstly this is a blue board. Secondly, I've never fapped to monstergirl porn that wasn't a doujin. Or involved unspeakable fetishes.

Lewd pictures from here have no inherent value beyond what the picture itself looks like. Never once popped a boner in this thread unless I was reading some smut.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:16:53 2017 No.16429195

>>16429192
>Lewd pictures from here have no inherent value beyond what the picture itself looks like. Never once popped a boner in this thread unless I was reading some smut.

What if some drawfags and writefags got together and made a story with pictures?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:17:16 2017 No.16429197 >>16429167 I think he can draw nice lewds if he goes for it. Would be nice to see some sex here and there, but for most of the time just seeing a bunch of non-lewd stuff is cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:20:02 2017 No.16429204 >>16429195 Not happening unless you mean writefags paying mad cash for commissions.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:21:19 2017 No.16429208

>>16429177
Guess it depends on the person but his faces really do it for me when he draws lewd stuff.
>>16429192
>I can't be the only one who doesn't come here to fap.
You're not the only one for sure but the vast majority of people into MGE are in it for the porn.
>I mean, firstly this is a blue board.
Doesn't matter really, lewd text gets posted all the time and the human imagination is a powerful thing.
>Secondly, I've never fapped to monstergirl porn that wasn't a doujin. Or involved unspeakable fetishes.
>Lewd pictures from here have no inherent value beyond what the picture itself looks like. Never once popped a boner in this thread unless I was reading some smut.
I prefer art to doujins because I can create my own dialogue in my head and I'm not bound by artists with shit writing but I guess that's more of a personal thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:21:47 2017 No.16429213 >>16429195 This >>16429204. I don't think drawfags have it in them to do anything beyond a quick sketch for free

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:23:58 2017 No.16429220 I'm just glad latenight is still around. He is one of the few draw/writefags that are still active.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:25:39 2017 No.16429227 Has this thread been stuck on page 9 for most of the day?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:25:58 2017 No.16429229 >>16429122 >Wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg >>16429137 I'm talking more a party where the only people there are a close circle of friends just playing video games. >>16429145 Well yeah. Yeah I do. >>16429146 A Waifu is the best friend of all anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:26:41 2017 No.16429231 >>16429204 I considered starting up an illustrated series, but I don't honestly think it's ever going to happen. A lot of pictures means a lot of work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:27:48 2017 No.16429236 >>16429229 >Well yeah. Yeah I do. Kek.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:28:20 2017 No.16429239 >>16429220 Same, he's too good for us really. He would be even better if he done pov cowgirl with a jinko but that's probably my personal bias talking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:28:39 2017 No.16429240 Popular monster girls are shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:30:43 2017 No.16429242 >>16429236 Well what do you expect, for her to fall into your lap and be your wife? Those who dare anon, those who dare.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:31:08 2017 No.16429246

>>16429208
>>16429192
The threads are what they are. I like monstergirls, and discussing my favorites. If the thread has lewd, great. If it has cute, great. No preference.
What makes the threads best to me isn't greentext stories and scenarios. You fuckers are fun and creative and I love when people bounce their stories or waifus or scenarios off of each other. It makes it feel more real.
That's why I like drawfags who do quick interactive stuff with the thread. And you really only get all that here, on the ol' Siberian finger painting website we call 4chan.

Love you faggots

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:32:23 2017 No.16429252 >>16429246 *is

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:33:12 2017 No.16429256 >>16429242 I'll dare all I like, just without friends. Do you think your friends are going to pick her up and drop her in your lap? Why not meet your waifu yourself?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:34:14 2017 No.16429260 >>16429246 >You fuckers are fun and creative >Implying

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:34:24 2017 No.16429261 >>16429256 Anon, I'm saying I want to become friends with and fall in love with my waifu. Friends to Lovers is my fucking shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:37:01 2017 No.16429273 >>16425212 I don't even understand the appeal of Pit Lady.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:38:06 2017 No.16429283 >>16429261 A single man doesn't become friends with a single monster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:38:09 2017 No.16429284 >>16429273 Some people like the idea of a big powerful demon lady who almost literally sings her husband's praises.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:39:11 2017 No.16429290 >>16429283 Fucking watch me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:39:49 2017 No.16429291 >>16429261 I know what you mean. I want to have a nice relationship with my waifu where we start as friends and slowly develop feeling for one another, filled with misunderstandings and hijinks with friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:41:02 2017 No.16429295 >>16429290 You won't. You'll go from acquaintances/associates to lovers, completely skipping over the friends stage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:41:09 2017 No.16429296 >>16429291 Maybe less misunderstandings, but this guy gets it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:42:11 2017 No.16429302 >>16429295 My fantasy, my rules shitboot. I want a buildup then by god I'll get a buildup in my fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:43:08 2017 No.16429309 >>16429302 Outline your scenario. Go.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:43:14 2017 No.16429310

>>16426149
Saying that I mean nothing to her and that I could easily be replaced would probably hurt me too much.
She could say that my only use is as her sex toy and i'd be fine, she could insult my intelligence, strength, looks, but it would all be fine if she said I was special to her in some way. But if i'm completely useless then what's the point?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:43:50 2017 No.16429311 >>16429296 Well, it's not filled with misunderstandings because monster girls are pretty straightfoward.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:44:13 2017 No.16429312 >>16429273 See >>16429284 It's like many other monstergirls a gap moe thing. >ALL MORTALS SHALL BE CAST INTO THE PITS OF PERPETUAL TORMENT! >Oh, but not you honey! Youre perfect and I love you just the way you are~

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:45:45 2017 No.16429320

>>16429309
>Meet a monstergirl in preschool and become friends.
>Spend youth together and become very close over the course of kindergarten, grade school and early high school.
>Realize something more is blossoming during late high school.
>Have a romantic first time and become lovers on the night of my 16th birthday.
>Get married after college.
>Happily ever after.
Fuck you.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:47:34 2017 No.16429327

>>16429312
I think it's less that more the idea of her loudly boasting about you to other demons.
>"MY HUSBAND'S LOVE IS AS BOUNDLESS AS THE NIGHT SKY! MY HUSBAND BRINGS SHAME TO ANGELS WITH HIS HANDSOMENESS! MY HUS-"
>Dear please, everyone's trying to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:49:16 2017 No.16429333 >>16429320 Fair enough. But you realize that this is practically the only scenario that works and it only works because you're both at an age where you don't even know what sex is, when you meet. No two single adults are meeting and becoming friends.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:49:21 2017 No.16429334
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>>16429320
>>Spend youth together and become very close over the course of kindergarten, grade school and early high school.
>Crippling remindal of being a lonely fuck for most of my life

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:49:39 2017 No.16429335 >>16429320 >marrying your childhood friend >not falling for an older, more sexually experienced monster girl and inviting your friend to the wedding

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:50:42 2017 No.16429339 >>16429335 >more sexually experienced >wanting used goods

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:51:14 2017 No.16429342 >>16429333 Maybe if you're boring and unimaginative. >>16429334 I feel you man. I feel your feeling deeply. >>16429335 Technically she's about a year older than me. Also fuck you, childhood friends are not for NTR.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:51:30 2017 No.16429344 >>16429339 Agreed. You should go for the older, less sexually experienced MG.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:52:33 2017 No.16429346 >>16429342 >Maybe if you're boring and unimaginative. Outline one. Go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:52:54 2017 No.16429349 >>16429344 >Not playing the long game and getting the older childhood friend thanks to time passage

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:53:28 2017 No.16429352 >>16429339 I knew someone would say that. There is no way non virgins can go unnoticed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:53:45 2017 No.16429356 >>16429239 Are you me?

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:55:21 2017 No.16429361

>>16429346
Anon and a co-worker learn they have mutual annoyance with their Tanuki boss, and start going out to get drinks together and complain.
Over the course of the next eight months they start to grow closer, meeting at their homes instead of bars, making dinner together and watching movies.
Eventually they realize there's an attraction and they decide to start dating.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:56:13 2017 No.16429365

>>16429327
That too definitely.

>MINIONS, I HAVE ASSEMBLED YOU FOR A MOST DIRE OF TASKS
>YOU MUST say one unique thing each that you think is best about husband, go!
>But your infernalness, there are legions of us...!
>CUR! MY PRAISES FOR HIM COULD FLOOD STYX ITSELF! HIS SMILE ALONE SHATTERS REALITIES, USERPS THE GATES OF THE HIGH HEAVENS, MELTS THE DEEPEST CIRCLE OF DAMNA-
>Dear can we just go to the theater please

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:56:23 2017 No.16429367 >>16429352 Don't you pretend you have some high ground, you advocated NTRing your childhood friend for an older woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:57:42 2017 No.16429374 >>16429367 Are you telling him not to underestimate your power?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:58:15 2017 No.16429377 >>16429339 Purityfag. >>16429367 It's not NTR unless you're in an actual relationship. Love isn't a crime my man.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 19:58:51 2017 No.16429378

>>16429361
Kek, fat chance.
>Anon and a co-worker learn they have mutual annoyance with their Tanuki boss, and start going out to get drinks together and complain.
Over the course of the night, they both realize an attraction to each other on a physical level and the hints of something deeper. Realizing a very simple solution to a whole lot of stress, the MG offers to spend the night together and anon who isn't a faggot says he isn't really interested in one night flings. The MG says she was kind of hoping it would turn into more than that anyway.
Fixed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:00:04 2017 No.16429386 >>16429361 Sounds like falling leaves a little

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:00:16 2017 No.16429389 >>16429377 >His only argument is calling Xfag

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:00:23 2017 No.16429390 >>16429374 Don't try it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:01:45 2017 No.16429397 >>16429378 You asked for an outline, I gave you one. Too bad you're too much of an impatient fuck to appreciate a slow burn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:01:57 2017 No.16429399 >everyone taking the obvious bait from the shitposter

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:02:31 2017 No.16429404 >>16429399 Bait girl when

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:03:50 2017 No.16429410 File: 279 KB, 500x500, 17779A34-9800-4B3D-98DF-FF580BF83608-439-00000072FB805848_tmp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well this thread got grumpy fast.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:04:16 2017 No.16429413

>>16429397
Monstergirls and "slow burn" don't exactly go hand in hand, anon. If she wasn't interested in you, she wouldn't invite you out to get drunk. And if she's interested in you, she's not pussy-footing around for eight fucking months to let it be known.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:04:26 2017 No.16429415 >>16429404 What would that be, a miniature wormgirl on a hook, that looks smugger than the smug squad combined?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:04:58 2017 No.16429421 >>16429415 A cheshire in front of a computer

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:06:14 2017 No.16429426 >>16429421 t. cheshire upset that there is someone smugger than her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:06:30 2017 No.16429428 >>16429413 Let me have my romantic fantasies damn it! This doesn't affect you at all!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:07:22 2017 No.16429431 >>16429415 A normal girl body with the head of the baitfish

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:07:41 2017 No.16429433 File: 64 KB, 182x192, 1458933053484.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16429426

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:08:53 2017 No.16429440 >>16429428 Fine. You're right, it doesn't affect me. It just flies in the face of MGs from almost every setting but it doesn't affect me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:08:58 2017 No.16429441 >>16429433 This feels wrong. I want to bring that Cheshire's smile back.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:09:59 2017 No.16429446
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>>16429312
>>16429327
>>16429365
>Succubi, Demon, Devils all describing their sexual trysts with their husbands while drinking, a real black tie affair
>They get to the Pit Lady, who simply smiles, fire flickering behind her maroon rimmed eyes, her diamond pupils eyeing her well-built husband nearby
"I once subjected him to a month of the arduous torture. His flesh was rent with the touch of a Mummy, a cocktail of venom addling his mind. Manticore, Apophis, Oomukade."
"I allowed him every day a touch of my body; One day, my inner thighs and vulva. Another, my breasts and areolae, and so on so forth. His howls were simply the most succulent, like the great baying of Fenrir himself."
"When I finally allowed him his freedom, my poor, sweet husband flung himself into my bed chambers like a mad animal. He had been but a simple man when I captured him, but the various powers at be gave him a God's endowments. Scrabbling, thrashing, his wanton lust plunged in and out of me in our fray. It must have lasted hours, or days, or weeks. My memory of the act is at times filled by a black void."
"It took me a week to walk straight, my thighs and hips aching with the pains of our fray. Him, a human! Had RAVISHED me! He ate his fill of my womanly flesh without thanks, and clouded my thoughts with his primal lust!"
>The Pit Lady smiles, leaning in close to one of the Succubi, the smaller she-devil's face, much like her companion's absolutely flushed
"I can already feel the beginning of our child incubating within me. There is no greater joy, as a woman."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:10:11 2017 No.16429447 >>16429335 >>16429344 >>16429349 >not getting a younger MG

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:11:57 2017 No.16429453 >>16429447 No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:13:55 2017 No.16429462 >>16429339 Who cares? Insecure people

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:14:43 2017 No.16429465 File: 124 KB, 924x529, 1465511731495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16429462 >Who cares? People.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:15:36 2017 No.16429469 >>16429465 Yes, insecure ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:16:04 2017 No.16429470 >>16429469 Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:16:12 2017 No.16429471
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>>16429446
Good fucking lord

>husband is quiet, seems embarrassed
>later on they find her shrieking in a side room with him plowing her like a man possessed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:16:54 2017 No.16429475 >>16429470 People who aren't insecure sleep fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:18:14 2017 No.16429481 >>16429462 >>16429469 >>16429475 >You have to be insecure to care about your woman's sexual history. You realize there's a well studied correlation between number of partners and how shit of a person you are to be with, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:19:09 2017 No.16429483 >>16429471 >>16429446 >AND I WHO TASTED THE BITE OF HIS 'BLADE' CALL HIM >THE DOOMLAYER

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:19:12 2017 No.16429484 >>16429475 Look anon, if you're going to shitpost, the absolute least you could do is make it enjoyable for the other party to reply too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:20:39 2017 No.16429490 >>16429481 >Something goes wrong with one guy >Geez, this monster must be a complete whore and will probably cheat on me. She is absolutely disgusting!

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:21:29 2017 No.16429493

>>16429481
The only monster girls that are virgins by the time they get to college would be shit tier or complete autists. If you like that, fine, but don't push your "pure anime virgin who doesn't even know what a penis is" standards on the rape machines.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:22:10 2017 No.16429498 >>16429481 Yeah? I wonder how many people sleep with two separate people and turn into Satan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:22:37 2017 No.16429501 >>16429490 >Something goes wrong with one guy >When monster girls are involved You do realize that's pretty much a death flag, right? >>16429493 >Shitposting this hard

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:23:31 2017 No.16429504 >>16429490 Yes, that's how it works.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:24:02 2017 No.16429509

>>16429490
One guy is enough to raise eyebrows. Monsters mate for life, what exactly went wrong? Mamono mana goes out of its way to make the two of you as perfect a couple as can be. Why isn't she still with the boy who she popped her cherry on? Is he dead? Why didn't she go to a lich? Did he cheat on here? Why didn't she go yan and rape the impurities out of him?

But one guy is what a lot of people would accept. Now two? Red flag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:24:34 2017 No.16429510 >>16429446 That is both metal and hot as literally hell

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:27:14 2017 No.16429515 >>16429509 >monsters mate for life Where are the proofs?

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:30:08 2017 No.16429523

>>16429515
>If it turns out that they're fond of a man, they won't let him go even after they get their spirit energy. They'll keep him at their side as a permanent source of spirit energy. Men who become imprisoned in this way, don't even try to escape from them. So it's not at all uncommon for men to get stuck with them forever, never to return after being attacked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:30:28 2017 No.16429524 >>16429515 Now you're just goofin off

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:31:33 2017 No.16429528

>>16429515
>He missed KC's tweets
>Even the one when he said monsters either an hero or go full Doomguy to get their loved one back from the dead, or just go to a lich
>It took some guy extreme prodding to even get him to say anything about them seeking another partner, and even then it was a "maybe"

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:32:02 2017 No.16429530

>>16429501
>>16429509
The guy ran away or the order stopped them after the first sex. DE didn't have time to make him addicted so he fled and went to live a normal life. Monster girl decided to give up and move on.

>>16429515
Literally everywhere in the encyclopedia.

>>16429523
>If it turns out that they're fond of a man
>it's not at all uncommon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:33:27 2017 No.16429534 >>16429530 >Monster girl decided to give up and move on. That's not what monstergirls do. >Spoilers What's your point? Are you telling me your prize slut will fuck a man she isn't even fond of? Kek.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:35:19 2017 No.16429543 >>16429446 >Pit Lady gasping and desperately trying to crawl out of bed to get a breather >a veiny hand clasps her leg and slowly drags her, clawing at the brimstone floor in panic, back to the Fray

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:35:34 2017 No.16429545 >>16429530 >The guy ran away >from a monster girl >Monster girl >decided to give up >The Order >competently stopping anything involving a monster girl and her love interest I know you're not being serious but it still made me snort.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:36:48 2017 No.16429554 What would happen if two guys liked the same monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:37:36 2017 No.16429558 >>16429554 She rapes the one she likes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:38:13 2017 No.16429561 >>16429446 I hope someone is screencapping these since I feel lazy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:38:18 2017 No.16429562 >>16429433 I desire a sulky little green cheshire to cuddle.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:39:02 2017 No.16429566

>>16429554
One alps.
Conveniently never before known twin sister.
Permanent doppel potion.
Turns out one guy didn't fully like her, instead went for her because there wasn't anyone better to compare leaving him thinking that she was "the one", for "THE one" to come by time later.

Be creative.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:40:15 2017 No.16429568 >>16429566 >Permanent doppel potion. I would not be cool with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:40:29 2017 No.16429569 >>16429534 >>16429545 Eh sure. Go pure monsters I guess. >>16429554 She rapes one and the other one gets nothing other than a doppelganger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:40:58 2017 No.16429571 >>16429561 I did for the yesterday stuff and will for this when I get home

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:41:49 2017 No.16429577 >>16429571 Bless you.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:43:30 2017 No.16429586

>>16429509
Maybe she was just horny and wanted a quick rape. If you have a monster girl's libido and a guy's down to fuck, does it really matter if nothing comes of it?

>>16429566
>heterosexual alping
Saying any homo turns into an Alp is bad enough. This shit shouldn't fly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:44:54 2017 No.16429593 >>16429586 Anon no, monster girls instantly falls in love and both of them are sealed by fate. There is no way she is letting the guy go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:46:38 2017 No.16429601 >>16429586 >Maybe she was just horny and wanted a quick rape She has literally no single men around her that she's interested in? She has to settle for some stranger in a bar? Sounds like a slut to me. My not just masturbate?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:46:48 2017 No.16429603 >>16429577 Don't you mean 'Damn me'? Eh? Babe? >...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:49:08 2017 No.16429609 >>16429562 Would you stroke her hair until she purred?

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:50:48 2017 No.16429612

>>16429593
But what about their free will? Why even bother trying to be someone when even the most unique monster girl is destined to become the cuddlebug of the first human they fuck. It's wrong, and if you like this you're not living your life correctly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:51:00 2017 No.16429613 >>16429609 Yep. I'd scratch behind her ears and stroke her ears till she's purring. That or until she snuggles up and falls asleep while purring,

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:55:19 2017 No.16429624

>>16429612
Anon, listen to me. We are talking about mamono mana, the thing that makes everything perfect and the chance of anything different or interesting happening is literally 0%.

Once the boy is on her mind, she is going to be with him, and when that happens he is going to be with her. Nothing can change it, not even death.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:56:08 2017 No.16429630 >>16429613 Having a sleeping feline girl laying on top of you while purring must be one of the most wonderful sensations in the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:57:20 2017 No.16429634 >>16429612 Thw only MG's with free will are Chaos girls, who where accidental anyway. Everyone elseis beholden to the will of the Demon Lord, and must be well behaved breeding stock, whether man or monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:57:34 2017 No.16429636 >>16429624 Sounds vaguely yandere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:58:03 2017 No.16429638 File: 401 KB, 700x921, 1467147275091.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16429630

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:58:10 2017 No.16429639 >>16429634 Bad bait. But the whole discussion is full of bait anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:58:32 2017 No.16429640 >>16429636 You can't have that either with mamono mana.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:58:50 2017 No.16429642 >>16429630 That it would, especially if she was a stacked shortstack so you felt her chest pressing against you... I'd love that to happen with the short, sulky cheshire and for her to have a sleepy little smile as she nuzzles into me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:59:02 2017 No.16429643 >>16429639 Can't handle the truth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:00:29 2017 No.16429651 >>16429639 It is kinda true.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:02:18 2017 No.16429656 >>16429612 Free will has little against the addictive properties of spirit energy consumption.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:02:39 2017 No.16429659 >>16429634 >Even though Spherica is still single.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:03:11 2017 No.16429660 >>16429651 Yes, anon, and Zipangu doesn't exist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:03:31 2017 No.16429662 >>16429656 Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater. Waifus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:04:35 2017 No.16429665 >>16429659 I wouldn't mind being Spherica's husband. Mostly because I'm just as desperate for affection.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:05:38 2017 No.16429671 >>16429660 Everyone is stuck in the waifu/husbando cicle. You can't get sad, you can't get sick, you can't even die, just have sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:05:46 2017 No.16429674 >>16429659 She's just a running joke

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:06:41 2017 No.16429676 >>16429660 How does Zipangu existing change the fact its still full of horny monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:06:43 2017 No.16429677 >>16429662 >tfw years of quoting MGRR has left you unable to read this in anything other than a Californian surfer dude's voice

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:08:31 2017 No.16429688 >>16429676 Because they don't follow the DL. You don't have to follow Chaos to not be beholden to the DL, it's just a personal choice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:12:40 2017 No.16429707 >>16429688 Are you sleeping with a monster girl for the purpose of recreation and love? Guess what, you're in the DLs army.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:13:28 2017 No.16429713 >>16429707 That's not how that works anon. Stop trying to force your headcanon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:14:51 2017 No.16429719 >>16429713 That is how it works. If you're no longer contributing to the human population, you're enlisted. deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:15:38 2017 No.16429724 >>16429671 Monsters like Pharaohs and Anubi just don't work with this system. How are you supposed to be a slave driver if you start drooling over the first man you meet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:15:49 2017 No.16429725 >>16429713 Stop replying to bait.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:17:11 2017 No.16429730

>>16429707
>Are you sleeping with a monster girl for the purpose of recreation and love? Guess what, you're in the DLs army.
>The Demon Army is the military force of the Demon Lord, based in Royal Makai. Almost all single monster girls will try to rape males on sight, and for this bands (like amazoness tribes or werewolf packs) might occasionally mount raiding parties against human settlements, but by and large monster girls lack the logistical temperament necessary to form an organized fighting force. The closest thing they have is the Demon Army.
>The army is predominantly composed of monsters who are only there for the rape and pillage. Mostly the rape. So once they capture a man, they simply leave the battlefield and take him home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:17:51 2017 No.16429734 >>16429724 >How are you supposed to be a slave driver if you start drooling over the first man you meet? It's pretty easy. Driving people that aren't your husband.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:18:41 2017 No.16429739 >>16429730 Thank you, I was looking for the section detailing their enlistment practices.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:19:54 2017 No.16429746 >>16429730 How do they maintain long campaigns then? I mean monster girls would be kind of shitty to use in a military force.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:20:45 2017 No.16429749 >>16429746 They don't because this is a lewd escapist fantasy and not an actual war wank setting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:21:43 2017 No.16429755 >>16429746 Nigga you're braindead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:22:18 2017 No.16429761 >>16429746 Dullahans. >They store all the spirit energy they’ve collected inside their bodies, and use their head as a lid, so they can get by normally even with a very low amount of spirit energy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:22:44 2017 No.16429765 >>16429724 They stop working and only focus on the sex. >the schedule in their head becomes filled only with having sex with the man.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:22:59 2017 No.16429767 >>16429746 They don't need to wage campaigns, their main concern is husbands. They don't really give a damn about politics or whatever reason they'd be at war. What're they going to fight about, anyway? Oil? Hire a Gnome.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:24:22 2017 No.16429770 Hip heavy, himedere honey bee

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:24:23 2017 No.16429771 >>16429746 There's a reason why they haven't just steamrolled The Order.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:25:07 2017 No.16429774 >>16429767 I want to lead a mercenary band of monsters and men who can be hired for disruption. >"You pay us, we wreck up an order camp a bit, maybe some of the single girls get husbands, we go home and fuck our wives."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:25:58 2017 No.16429779 >>16429734 >>16429765 >character's appeal is based on their pride and haughtiness >this all goes out the window the second they see a single man This shit's just as bad as doms turning sub halfway through a VN.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:26:36 2017 No.16429784 File: 40 KB, 284x432, 1401820709655.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16429770 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:27:13 2017 No.16429786 >>16429766 Shogs are good girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:27:35 2017 No.16429788 >>16429779 I'd much rather a loving dominant Anubis than a sub one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:28:24 2017 No.16429791 >>16429788 You can still have your dom girls. They just dom you because they love you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:28:24 2017 No.16429792 >>16429779 Nigga we are talking about MGE, even the most dom monster will turn sub no matter what you want. Besides hellhounds I guess, but they are still sluts for the dick and can't live without one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:28:34 2017 No.16429794 File: 166 KB, 1092x1544, 1469229390216-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can we get Tanuki Tuesday going already? I wanna swim in a sea of bushy tails and dollar bills.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:28:54 2017 No.16429795 >>16429779 Just let it go. There are plenty of instances in KCs work of pure hypocrisy. Those anons who want to feel like their escapist fantasy is their safe space will just rationalize anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:29:14 2017 No.16429797 >>16429791 Why the fuck else would they dom me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:29:23 2017 No.16429798 >>16429784 Would you let her be your queen? >>16429794 Why do I want an older, rich tanuki that's haughty but has a lovely singing voice?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:29:39 2017 No.16429799 >>16429792 Hellhounds will turn sub after a good round with Berserk Mushrooms.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:30:28 2017 No.16429803

>>16429771
They don't care. Considering Druella alone steamrolled Lescatie AKA one of the strongest Order nations for shits n giggles by just corrupting a bunch of characters, the monster faction would find it fairly easy to do anything to them with impunity.

Though I do remember reading somewhere that they like Order guys due to something relating to them getting taught virtue or something else, so maybe they let them be just for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:30:50 2017 No.16429805 >>16429799 Anon, you need to understand that a Hellhound will always snap back. You use Raging Mushrooms to get the edge up and she'll snap back with twice the force when you let your guard down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:31:17 2017 No.16429807 File: 77 KB, 500x501, 1449989451780-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16429799 >Berserk Mushrooms Get this JRPG shit out of my thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:32:26 2017 No.16429813 >>16429799 Well at least they'll go dom afterwards until it's sexy time. >>16429807 It can't be removed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:32:54 2017 No.16429814 >>16429807 He probably was just misnaming Raging Mushrooms, which are a thing. Though they don't really work how he seems to think they work.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:33:43 2017 No.16429817

>>16429805
>No matter how ferocious and sadistic she may be, a monster raped with such a penis will learn the joy of being violated as a female and raped by a male of overwhelming power, and she will develop a masochistic disposition and desire to be raped

She wont be the same.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:34:00 2017 No.16429818 File: 107 KB, 535x800, 7ce91d6bd0cae0e7cd04543b8c631c6fb5f2b21e5da4912aae3cf338a375ec41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16429794 Love me some Tanuki Tuesday. Much better than that tiger bullshit someone was pushing a while back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:36:20 2017 No.16429827 >>16429814 >Not Angry Fungi

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:37:02 2017 No.16429830 >>16429779 >implying the dick turning dom girls into subs isn't the best

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:37:29 2017 No.16429831 Why is there so much shitposting outside of the weekend now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:37:45 2017 No.16429832 >The only things that can make the setting interesting are the order and the chaos >Order is completely shit and forgotten because they are big meanies >Chaos is hated because they are different

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:39:09 2017 No.16429836 File: 939 KB, 2500x2833, Mindflayer1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16429832 I dont hate chaos, anon.In fact, quite the opposite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:40:33 2017 No.16429842 >>16429832 >Order is completely shit and forgotten because they are big meanies At least writefaggotry can save them some face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:41:01 2017 No.16429846 >>16429817 If anything, she'd turn into an extremely aggressive power bottom. >>16429830 Then it shouldn't be tagged as femdom you shit. >>16429831 I think the locals are getting pissy.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:42:06 2017 No.16429850

If you were to take the setting at face value and not have the word backing of KC, you can easily see why the setting can be grimdark in a real fucking hurry. I mean the idea it's the human men that need to protected lest a harpy or roving hellhound snatches them up. Mushroom women that can turn a village into an lewd reenactment of the last of us and I mean where the hell is sexually transmitted diseases anyways? Sorry, I come from /tg/ and always found grimdarkness sometimes interesting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:42:25 2017 No.16429852 >>16429836 Then fight strong, Anon. >>16429842 The best way out of it is grabbing the girls and throwing them into another setting without everything being perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:43:34 2017 No.16429855 How would one protect his village from the corruption of DE and Monsters Girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:43:41 2017 No.16429856 >>16429852 >without everything being perfect It wouldn't be an escapist fantasy then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:43:46 2017 No.16429857 >>16429846 >extremely aggressive power bottom I'm actually okay with that for Hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:44:38 2017 No.16429864 >>16429850 If you remove 80% of the wonders that mamono mana does this setting becomes pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:44:39 2017 No.16429863 >>16429850 me too, but people here prefer cuddles and cuteness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:45:56 2017 No.16429869 File: 430 KB, 850x1077, shog pout.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16429852 >fight strong, Anon Thank you. I'll carry this torch as long as it takes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:46:37 2017 No.16429875 File: 483 KB, 1000x1431, LIGHTNIN' LAD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16429832 >Order are big meanies Say that to my face motherfucker not on your animu as fuck mount and see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:47:05 2017 No.16429876 >>16429850 From the perspective of the Order, it might be pretty grimdark, honestly. It's funny, one side viewing the world as a happy fairy tail while the other sees it as 40k-tier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:47:18 2017 No.16429879 >>16429864 Pretty shit to live in though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:48:17 2017 No.16429882 >>16429876 >fairy tail Meant fairy tale. Writing words with pronunciation in mind rather than the spelling fucking sucks.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:48:40 2017 No.16429885

>>16429857
I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't enjoy a power bottom Hellhound. Especially the Dire variant >>16424346 came up with.
>"Harder! Harder! C'mon you call that ravaging my pussy!?"
>My hips are giving out. I've cum eighteen times please let me rest!
>"You get to rest when I SAY you get to rest! If you need more stamina eat another mushroom and I'll give you a dose of Manticore Venom! Four more times until we're halfway done!"
Leglocking would be involved.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:48:51 2017 No.16429886 >>16429879 No? You still have cute monster girls that love you a lot, only this time bad things can happen. Though you wouldn't have to worry that much since they'll protect you or at least try to.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:48:57 2017 No.16429889

>>16429875
I can't comment on Sigmarines but DAMN if I wouldn't love a chaos champion waifu or two....in the MGE sense where I have a shot at surviving.

Lordy help me, I may be getting back into 40k as I think I found a place to play at after so long.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:48:59 2017 No.16429890 >>16429869 I hate Shoggs!

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:49:04 2017 No.16429891

>>16429863
Fair enough, everyone got their own brand of ice-cream they like.

>>16429864
Yea, I feel like the settings one major cripple is that MAMONO MANA is a bandaid for everything and the face the monster girls can't do anywrong in the first place. I mean hell, rape is treated like 'surprise sex you didn't know you wanted.'

>>16429832
That's another problem for me is that the Order has no redeeming qualities.

I know that japan's work culture will have people work to death, but damn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:49:16 2017 No.16429894 >>16429855 Why would one do that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:49:21 2017 No.16429896 >>16429875 Fuck off fa/tg/uy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:49:52 2017 No.16429898 >>16429855 You can't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:50:05 2017 No.16429900 >>16429855 By sacrificing himself to the raiding party's leader as her husband.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:50:36 2017 No.16429905 File: 254 KB, 800x710, shog is lurking.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16429890 They don't hate you.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:50:45 2017 No.16429906
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"Oh no! The big, bad, incredibly handsome paladin has cornered me in my bedchambers! I hope he doesn't have any ulterior motives with my supple and very fertile body!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:50:53 2017 No.16429907 >>16429855 You can't, but it's not like that's a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:52:21 2017 No.16429913 >>16429855 Nothing really, you can still turn it into a tactical retreat by having everything be carried out, burn the stuff that can't, salt the earth and poison the wells.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:54:23 2017 No.16429922

>>16429876
It's a one way road to the extinction of humankind with only monsters and incubi left. And monsters are so powerful that the only reason they haven't already won is because they are too lazy to get their shit together.

The Order might be over half the world, but no matter how hard they try, they are destined to lose. That's what makes them not talked about much. They're no real threat and have no effect on any outcome. They're cosmic losers and no amount of bravery, faith or guts will save them.

That's grim from their perspective, no two ways about it. Staring down the barrel of the end with no way to stop it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:54:49 2017 No.16429926 >>16429913 Poisoning a river didn't work out so well for another fellow.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:54:53 2017 No.16429927

>>16429891
One thing that really tickled my dislike for mamono mana is the fact that it makes even death broken.

>Die
>Go to the afterlife, but go back because your waifu would be lonely

>Die
>Go back because your waifu came to bring you home

>Die
>Become a incubus that the undead likes

>Die
>Nope, you are now stuck with a Wisp

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:54:55 2017 No.16429928 >>16429894 Because one man might want to preserve his humanity without having to ally his village with The Order. >>16429900 But that doesn't seem like it would help at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:55:33 2017 No.16429929 >Kitsune-bi are considered Elementals I KNEW that mofu was one of the underlying forces of the universe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:56:23 2017 No.16429932 >>16429927 I mean jesus fuck, even suicide isn't an answer since it's just rape all the way down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:56:40 2017 No.16429935 >>16429927 Well what else would you do, go to the after life and do what? fuck your waifu for all eternity? Might as well just stay on earth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:58:29 2017 No.16429942 I want to be a random guy that a Succubus idol falls for and starts to stalk obsessively!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 21:58:49 2017 No.16429945 >>16429932 Yep, all is rape. Nothing left now but to lead your wife/rapist down a life of decadence.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:01:45 2017 No.16429957 >>16429945 I mean what happens to science, the arts, philosophy and basic romance? Does it all get forgotten for the basic act of reproduction?

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:02:54 2017 No.16429960
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>>16429922
>>16429932
>Remember the segments Losenis wrote from the Order's perspective that dealt with this
>Literally the only thing a paladin could ever hope for a chance to achieve is to delay the inevitable

Jesus Christ, even 40k had some minuscule semblance of hope.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:03:02 2017 No.16429965 >>16429852 This is why MGC is objectively the best setting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:03:53 2017 No.16429969 >>16429957 It all becomes fuck-themed. Dick-print toilet paper. Dick the T-shirt. Dicks, the breakfast milk. Dick THE FLAMETHROWER the kids love this one

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:03:54 2017 No.16429970 >>16429957 Romance is still there, it's just that some species are bigger fans of it than others. Science and the arts are also obviously there if you knew more than fucking nothing about the setting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:04:22 2017 No.16429972 >>16429957 If you listen to the grimfags and the 40kiddies, yes. If you listen to anyone with a modicum of sense, no.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:04:35 2017 No.16429974
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Why don't you guys like human women? I mean come on guys go to church, find yourself a good wholesome girl and have many sons!
Not every human woman is a two faced gold digging whore.
Even the nuns are very nice, Sister Margaret even invited me to her house for a private Bible study! She even said we would make a cream filled pie together!
Aren't human women just great?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:05:24 2017 No.16429978 >>16429974 I think this is funniest when it happens the the dense ones.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:05:44 2017 No.16429980

>>16429957
I think it more becomes a side product.

Many monster girls would love a classical romance but they probably just assume you'll disagree so they have to be aggressive.

Science will progress as it lets them keep their husbands around longer and improve their quality of life so that there are more boys around for their daughterus.

The arts will, of course, get lewder but some monster girls will still put the classics or non-lewd things in there because it adds variety.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:06:45 2017 No.16429984 >>16429969 When will there be Dick 2: The Quest for More Money?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:07:05 2017 No.16429986 >>16429957 Yes. Forget about anything that isn't constant sex with your wife.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:08:31 2017 No.16429990

>>16429922
To be fair, every Order hero we've seen in official material has had shit tier mental fortitude. All the heroes in Lescartie were women who are to begin with extra vulnerable to straight up getting irradiated by demonic energy, on top of being broken people who had mental traumas that were incredibly easy to exploit.

They'd have to stop hiring female troops, and actually try to have people who are dedicated enough to kebab removal to power through some seduction and mental attacks on their payroll.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:12:29 2017 No.16430000 >>16429974 Does she have some kind of skin condition?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:13:10 2017 No.16430001 >>16429980 What happens to men's rights then? Because the way you just worded your argument, it sounds like the only way things are done if SHE wills it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:14:14 2017 No.16430005 >>16430000 Racist! She's a 'Byzantine'! She's yet to show me on a map where it is though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:14:20 2017 No.16430007 >>16429974 I want to wed a pure succubus!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:14:53 2017 No.16430009 >>16430001 Eh, I imagine if you want to do something then you can do it, just expect more groping and flirting on their parts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:15:01 2017 No.16430010 File: 332 KB, 550x440, 1471663349858.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430001 You get rights once you're an incubi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:15:58 2017 No.16430013 >>16430010 How's the DL the good guy again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:16:18 2017 No.16430014 >>16430001 >SHE wills it. MONSTRO VULT!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:16:53 2017 No.16430018 >>16430010 Then I guess I can say goodbye to my rights then.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:19:41 2017 No.16430032

>>16430013
Ending the war between monsters and humans once and for all by transforming and brainwashing everyone into half-succubus fuck-muppets.

She's a very means justify the ends kind of girl. Lust and love is inseparable to her kind anyway so she doesn't see it as a big deal. Plus look at how sexy all her subjects are now!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:19:41 2017 No.16430033 >>16430001 >men's rights >implying Men stay in the kitchen like good little husbands and keep the house clean, the dinner cooked, the bath warm and their bodies ready. You have the right to a loving, devoted waifu and that's it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:20:02 2017 No.16430034 >>16430014 Keks for Heket. >>16430018 Pretty much until ... what the hell happens when you do get incubized anyways?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:20:33 2017 No.16430037 >>16430013 Because the alternative was 20000 years of literal torture and violent war and damnation Ungrateful humies Some people here have either not read nearly enough about the setting or have grossly misinterpreted it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:21:30 2017 No.16430043 >>16430034 Bigger dick, unlimited natural stamina, life span comparable to waifus

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:21:31 2017 No.16430045 >>16430034 >what the hell happens when you do get incubized anyways You know the difference between an uncorrupted elf and a slutty corrupted elf? That's you, you slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:22:12 2017 No.16430047 >>16430034 >what the hell happens when you do get incubized anyways? I don't want to imagine that, I would rather be dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:22:47 2017 No.16430049 >>16430034 You're okay with monstery bits (if you weren't beforehand) and don't get tired of sex. Also you're now a sex god and get general stat improvements all around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:23:28 2017 No.16430053 >>16430034 I wonder where one could glean that information from without relying on headcanon from visiting /tg/ guys unfamiliar with the series Hmm

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:25:03 2017 No.16430063 >>16430047 You can be an undead incubus if you like. And then you can look back on your pointless fears and laugh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:26:04 2017 No.16430068 >>16430047 KC explicitly states you can still pursue hobbies and ambitions outside of sex even after becoming an incubus Why are you here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:26:09 2017 No.16430070 >>16430063 I would rather stay human, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:26:54 2017 No.16430076 >>16430070 What is a man? Besides, you don't get a choice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:27:46 2017 No.16430081 >>16430063 I mean could you actually ever die has an undead incubus? Even if you wanted too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:28:23 2017 No.16430082 >>16430070 For most intents and purposes you still are, just with a magnum dong and ageless immortality as well as always being DTF

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:28:39 2017 No.16430083 >>16430068 I didn't realize this was a thread about being an Incubi. I could've sworn with was about Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:29:22 2017 No.16430090 Shit like this is why I make my own canon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:30:14 2017 No.16430097 >>16430083 You wouldn't think it considering people are bitching about monstergirls making people incubize.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:31:56 2017 No.16430101 >>16430034 Also your wife changes too, becoming even more custom tailored to your tastes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:31:58 2017 No.16430102 >>16430082 I would still prefer to stay completely human, there's just something about becoming an Incubus that rubs me the wrong way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:32:38 2017 No.16430103 >>16430081 Sure you could. I mean you'd need to convince your waifu to stop bringing you back. Makes you a pretty selfish piece of shit though. Besides an incubus wouldn't want to commit suicide when there's still his waifu to love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:35:45 2017 No.16430112 Only on /jp/ would the prospect of being with a perfect fantasy woman who would literally do absolutely anything for you cause people to debate the best way to get out of it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:36:17 2017 No.16430115 File: 66 KB, 800x800, 1252586356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've had a shitty day. I need daughterus doing cute things to help cheer me up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:36:51 2017 No.16430117 >>16430102 I still can't find anything that really puts me off about it. Basically I'd sign the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:36:59 2017 No.16430119 >>16429906 >tfw just want to make this semendemon kamyuria blush by asking to marry them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:37:21 2017 No.16430122 >>16430112 Gotta put the escapist in escapist fantasy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:38:27 2017 No.16430124 File: 310 KB, 850x1111, 1435629774935.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430115 Gotta make them monoeye daughterus first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:38:55 2017 No.16430126 >>16430117 Well if that's what you want then go right ahead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:39:02 2017 No.16430127 File: 163 KB, 700x393, image-01-700x393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430122

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:39:29 2017 No.16430130 >>16429906 "Ma'am, I'm just the pizza guy. That'll be $14.64 by the way."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:40:19 2017 No.16430132 Little did they know it was the Demon Lord inciting this argument to see if she blocked all exits already.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:41:09 2017 No.16430136 File: 461 KB, 1000x660, 1480366216997.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430115

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:41:37 2017 No.16430139 File: 22 KB, 263x259, B7F85F2F-CA65-414E-BFB7-E1BD0564805B-2884-000002976C05719B_tmp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430122 Kik

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:42:55 2017 No.16430142 >>16430132 It's hot when a monster locks the door.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:43:36 2017 No.16430148 >>16430127 >You will never be escape a prison staffed by Monster Girls because they're too busy fucking the inmates to notice anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:43:38 2017 No.16430149 File: 194 KB, 736x1137, IMG_0546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430132 Keikaku dori

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:44:24 2017 No.16430153 File: 1.07 MB, 1600x2000, daughteru.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430115 daughterus are the cutest things to ever exist

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:44:36 2017 No.16430154 >>16430117 And people give Chaos husbandos a hard time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:45:38 2017 No.16430156 >>16430154 Chaos husbands deserve to be ridiculed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:46:06 2017 No.16430157 >>16430148 That would be too easy based on the fact you could just walk out the front door at that rate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:46:32 2017 No.16430158 >>16430112 Much like your average teenage girl, people here have a fascination with playing an extremely contrived version of hard-to-get.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:49:06 2017 No.16430164 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that even big dragons enjoy cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:49:55 2017 No.16430165 >>16430157 But that's not as fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:49:57 2017 No.16430166 >>16430164 Fuck you, you can't tell me what I can or can't do with this thread!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:50:02 2017 No.16430167 >>16430142 >No monstergirl to give you a predatory grin while locking the door behind her. >She'll never slowly creep up on you while you back up only for you to trip over and fall on her bed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:51:05 2017 No.16430168 >>16430166 You sound grumpy. Take a heckpup, it'll help you calm down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:52:26 2017 No.16430175 >>16430167 Just punch her in the weak spot, problem solved.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:53:32 2017 No.16430179 >>16430167 Punt her cunt like your John Madden and it's football season!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:54:04 2017 No.16430180 >>16430132 >You thought it was some random anons shitposting, but it was me! DL!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:54:05 2017 No.16430181 >>16430175 >>16430179 Anon, I don't think you understand the fetish at play here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:54:07 2017 No.16430182 File: 203 KB, 512x512, 1480036384099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430013

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:55:37 2017 No.16430188 >>16430182 To be fair, in MGQ Alice I designed monsters to be as they currently are regardless of Ilias, so Ilias was right in that MGQ monsters deserve relentless purging.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:55:46 2017 No.16430189 File: 125 KB, 974x750, atlach sitting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430156 How can you ridicule that which has good taste?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:56:17 2017 No.16430191 >>16430032 I hate the Demon Lord a little bit more every time she's brought up. That's a woman that deserves an open handed slap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:57:19 2017 No.16430194 >>16430189 >Chaosfags >Having good taste. Good joke.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:58:53 2017 No.16430200 File: 1.14 MB, 1050x1352, keep those grabby mitts away from me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430181 i'd like to have a mg corner and slowly advance upon me with her hands/paws/claws at the ready

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 22:59:05 2017 No.16430201 >>16430194 Harblador had some pretty good taste. Can't say the same for that other dude, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:00:05 2017 No.16430204 >>16430167 I want a Holstaur to do this to me while stripping as her tail swishes back and forth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:03:18 2017 No.16430210 File: 11 KB, 200x200, ScruffySeconded.jpg-c200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430204

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:04:25 2017 No.16430214

>>16430189
Now her, I find her to be completely fucking ridiculous. I mean a fucking mg that will sass mouth you so much that you'll want to give her a pimp hand, except hand I mean dick and then you turn into a giant fucking spider and she becomes all nice like. I mean this shit is just over the top and even Lovecraft and Dr.Seuss would be rolling in their graves on how fucking silly this is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:05:54 2017 No.16430218 >>16430214 >and she becomes all nice like every MG at this point

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:06:47 2017 No.16430220 File: 1.02 MB, 1576x1522, sunnyday.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430115

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:06:54 2017 No.16430221 >>16430191 She's the Solidus Snake of the setting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:07:02 2017 No.16430222 >>16430218 Ogres

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:07:44 2017 No.16430223 >>16430214 >You'll never strike a deal with an atlantis nacho to not turn you into a spider under the threat of humming the old spiderman theme while climbing up the walls and ceiling, ignoring her existence in the meantime.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:08:06 2017 No.16430224 >>16430214 Honestly, I agree she's probably one of the worst designs and shticks yet There are very few MGs I actively think 'I wouldn't mind them dying off' but she's one of them

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:08:37 2017 No.16430226 >>16430220 Thigg

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:09:26 2017 No.16430228

>>16430218
We're not done here, she slowely but surely slide right back into the sass mouth territory again, requiring you to give her the pimp dick every now and then while your a fuckhuge spider man. Also, she's building something in her spider basement which is supposed to end the world. She's coming off has this weird has shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:09:58 2017 No.16430232 >>16430221 So a complete fuckwit that has an alright idea but goes the complete wrong way of going about it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:11:06 2017 No.16430235 >>16430122 If life wasn't so shit, we wouldn't need escapism.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:11:39 2017 No.16430238 >>16430220 Adorable I want to be wrapped up by them

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:11:39 2017 No.16430239 >>16430228 >which is supposed to end the world. Alright, this is a girl that actually needs to be purged.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:12:43 2017 No.16430242 >>16430239 just chaotic demon realm in whatever region she is in

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:13:02 2017 No.16430244 >>16430228 >>16430214 So Chaos girls are a little eccentric. No weirder than the shit in Wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:13:28 2017 No.16430247 >>16430239 And, unlike most girls, you can't even distract her from it with dick because despite being in some orifice on your body she will continue to spin that web while you're stuffing her full of cock. Christ.

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:13:28 2017 No.16430248 [DELETED]

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Attention peasants, the war goes on.

The Empire continues it's glorious fight against Monsters that threaten humanity.

This is a call for conscription. Young, able-bodied men will be conscripted to help fight in the war effort.

Click http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm and roll a D6. This will determine the war front to which you will be deployed after training.

The war fronts are as follows.

1. Beast Girl Hordes surge in greater and greater numbers, while previously sticking to the odd village raid. They are now amassing into larger forces under the rule of Warchiefs. Each of these Warchiefs are following the orders of a mysterious Warlord. A Monster Girl who's identity remains unknown, known only by her title 'The Blood Tiger'. You will be sent to this front to reinforce the camps, outposts and forts in the plains outskirts. Where your discipline and training will provide you the advantage over the unorganized Beast Girl Hordes, despite them vastly outnumbering you. There is nothing to fear, for they are a rabble of unkempt savages. The fall of Castle Evergreen was purely due to misfortune and a failure in leadership and discipline.

2. The Oceans of the world belong to The Empire. This is a fact that the Monsters who inhabit these oceans need to be reminded of. You will be serving in the great Empire Navy. The trade routes that have been plundered by Shark Pirates are being wrestled back, and the supposed Underwater Kingdoms quake in fear at the approach of our great fleets. You will act as crew, escorting supply vessels to other fronts, or perhaps manning great dreadnoughts, with rows of cannons ready to fire. Scout vessels are also in high demand, as to find the cause of the disappearance of several large fleets, most likely caused by freak storms that have occurred in the sea as of late.

3. The Undead walk the earth once more! Or so a frightened beggar might wail. The lack of news from the cities and towns to the far North is concerning, but no cause for alarm. Our fine leaders of the Paladin Brotherhood claim it is just a minor Undead uprising, likely caused by a cowardly practitioner of the Dark Arts. That being said, the Paladin Brotherhood is looking for recruits from our great army and YOU have been chosen, congratulations squire! The Undead shall be driven back into their graves once more. Any rumors of the uprising being supported by the ancient Vampire Aristocracy that was defeated centuries ago are false. Sightings of Liches leading hordes of the Undead are more likely the wild imaginations of frightened villagers. This is a good time to test the mettle of several recruits. A time for the Paladin Brotherhood to attain glory.

The remaining 3 fronts will follow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:14:03 2017 No.16430253 File: 95 KB, 626x352, Realy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430239 CALL HIM UP HOMIE

Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:14:32 2017 No.16430254 [DELETED]

>>16430248
4. Previous reports of 'An incredibly powerful Wyvern' to the lands of the east, have been re-assessed. It is in fact an incredibly powerful Dragon, several centuries old and set on a path of conquest. Reptilian Monster Girls flock to her banner, Lamia, Lizard and Salamander alike. Though the Empire may have been slow to react due to the threat of such a force. The time to strike back has come! The craggy wastelands and volcanic regions shall be taken back, so that the mining operations may resume and wealth continues its flow back into the capital. Take heart soldier, for what greater glory is there than a man who has slain a Dragon? It could be YOUR glory!

5. The lands to the north, the snow-capped peaks and tundra there, have been slowly re-taken by a harsh winter. The Glacies, Wendigos, Yetis, Ice Wolves and other monsters of the area have become more and more aggressive, leading to some towns being lost. You will act as guards to protect the region, patrolling the labyrinth of mountain passes and dense forests to remove any Monster threats so that trade may start once more, unmolested. Rumors of an Ice Queen becoming angry of the encroaching on her cold domain are best kept to yourself, or told to children among the rest of the fairy-tales you might know of. Don't worry about the cold soldier, you'll be sent plenty of blankets!

6. The Inquisition is seeking to take in more recruits! Many citizens of the Capital and larger cities are suspected of the terrible crime of Heresy. It will be your job as junior investigators to draw out corruption and snuff it out. Demonic influence will not be tolerated in the heart of the Empire. Remain vigilant as you patrol the streets and alleyways. The fight against Demons is going smoothly, we need only to stamp out the remaining threats. As Grand Inquisitor Gerald announced recently:

'The Demonic forces are not a threat, my fellow people, all is well, continue about your business. Everything will be fine.'

could anyone truly doubt such reassuring claims?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:14:33 2017 No.16430255 >>16430239 >>16430242 >In the encyclopedia's world, only the ground immediately above their nests would turn into a demon realm

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:14:56 2017 No.16430257 >>16430248 >able-bodied >Back issues over sitting in postures that make my spine look like a wet noodle heh

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:15:17 2017 No.16430258 >>16430244 At least Wonderland sticks to a theme, even though I'm offput by the lolis. Chaos girls go off in each and their own direction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:15:51 2017 No.16430259 >>16430253 >Doomguy fucking a Demon >Not an innocent Wererabbit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:16:53 2017 No.16430263 >>16430255 Is that supposed to mean anything? Her species still needs to die.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:17:22 2017 No.16430264 >>16430259 Doomguy can and will fuck whatever the unholy goddamn hell he wants

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:17:59 2017 No.16430265 >>16430258 Nothing wrong with that. You couldn't call them Chaos girls otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:18:46 2017 No.16430267 >>16430254 Any Pit Lord bounties? I'm ready coach put me in the fucking game

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:19:37 2017 No.16430268 >>16430253 All Doomguy knows is hatesex when it comes to Demons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:19:38 2017 No.16430269 File: 87 KB, 650x446, vRWYyBo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430258 >The Order will never be used as a sudden competent force against chaos girls with how it'd end up being Order vs Chaos There is no God.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:21:00 2017 No.16430272 >>16430268 Or in general, really. It would be morbidly funny to see Doomguy go on a tear in the MGE universe. He'd make it pretty fuckin far. Would probably fall to the aquatic stuff though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:22:00 2017 No.16430273 >>16430248 >>16430254 >>16430257 >>16430262 What happened here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:23:39 2017 No.16430279 File: 1.30 MB, 1000x1300, Love_is_a_Battlefield_by_blazbaros.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430272 He's got a suit though. What do you think would happen to the 40k universe if it had monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:25:16 2017 No.16430286 >>16430279 ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:25:38 2017 No.16430287 >>16430279 Its never any fun for me comparing things not from 40k to 40k. 40k is too hyperbolic for that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:27:34 2017 No.16430296 >>16430286 IM THE BIGGEST, I'M THE BOSS!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:28:31 2017 No.16430300 File: 239 KB, 1495x2048, 1473164219276.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430139 cute caprine

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:29:22 2017 No.16430306 >>16430296 >P'Orks pushing out their chests and comparing with each other. >Talking about how cute Humies are. >Blushing as they talk about how big and strong Space Marines are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:31:33 2017 No.16430312 >>16430306 I would throw myself at their mercy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:31:47 2017 No.16430313 >>16430306 Dumb P'Orks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:34:29 2017 No.16430320 File: 35 KB, 256x325, 256px-Homm3boxart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all this Pit Lord lady stuff >there will never be a sprite pack for HoMM3 replacing all the units with MGs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:55:38 2017 No.16430371 File: 193 KB, 1000x1333, 1482930278931.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430115 Good doggos

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 00:06:11 2017 No.16430392 Will be updating this regularly. MC doesn't get any dope OP weapons but he does have a quarter sack. This one features an arachnid who may eventually regain consciousness. http://pastebin.com/Whzq8uc3

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 00:13:39 2017 No.16430410
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I'll repost it in the next thread but here's a compilation of Pit Lady.

Thanks once again to the person who wrote the initial description, and whoever wrote the dialogue later on to flesh her out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 00:34:00 2017 No.16430450 >>16430392 Good stuff. >>16430410 Thanks mang.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 00:40:44 2017 No.16430468 >>16430410 You put a lot of effort into making that look like one of those cringy /v/ collages that people like to post on reddit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 00:40:56 2017 No.16430469 >>16430410 Did you get the other Dire girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 00:43:51 2017 No.16430479 >>16430469 I can save them, sure, there wasn't too much discussion though. I'll whip up just a quick compilation. >>16430468 Confirmatory response

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 00:48:51 2017 No.16430492 >>16429906 I'd impale her on my holy lance, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 00:53:59 2017 No.16430506 File: 324 KB, 1892x1762, 1424887765111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430392 Quarter sack. Quarter sack? I'm confused by this concept. Let us explore it bravely!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 00:56:38 2017 No.16430512 >>16430392 That's an odd reaction to have to a spider monster.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:04:17 2017 No.16430532 File: 118 KB, 1920x1080, 1442182112220.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Brown skin, pale hair and green eyes are the supreme combination.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:06:58 2017 No.16430539 >>16430532 But those are Yellow eyes. And are clearly superior to green.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:08:52 2017 No.16430546 >>16430156 Nothing wrong with Shogs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:09:41 2017 No.16430548 any MGs that specialize in healing wounds and such?

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:09:50 2017 No.16430549
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>>16430200

That kinda of idea was more or less the reasoning behind this commission.

If I get another one like it I'd ask for the Kej's hair to crawl over the ceiling too as well as the walls and everything else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:09:56 2017 No.16430550 >>16430539 Yellow is a component of green. >>16430548 Unicorn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:10:26 2017 No.16430551 File: 137 KB, 800x539, trust the flayer anon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430548 Flayers heal emotional wounds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:12:08 2017 No.16430555 >>16430549 I'm scaroused. Noice commish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:12:48 2017 No.16430561 File: 274 KB, 923x1280, Sea Bishop Whitemage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430548 The cutest white mage

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:14:33 2017 No.16430563 >>16430548 Rusalka

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:15:06 2017 No.16430566 >>16430551 The mere fact that flayers are thing causes me emotional wounds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:16:50 2017 No.16430571 File: 239 KB, 700x715, Nurse flayer shows deep compassion.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430566 They can help with that too, but first you have to want to help yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:17:12 2017 No.16430573 >>16430550 That's a pretty big reach anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:17:24 2017 No.16430575 >>16430571 That is the last thing I want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:18:30 2017 No.16430581 >>16430563 Yes, they would need to. >>16430573 If you have better examples I'd like to see them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:20:12 2017 No.16430586 >>16430581 I'm talking about the eye colors.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:21:43 2017 No.16430592 >>16430575 Is it the mind control thing? Because otherwise Flayers are cutie pies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:21:53 2017 No.16430593 File: 855 KB, 1500x1000, 1465098016260.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430555 I was pretty happy with how it turned out also.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:22:56 2017 No.16430597 >>16430586 >I'm talking about the eye colors And I was asking for what? What was I asking for? Huh? HUH? Yeah, that's what I thought.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:24:27 2017 No.16430599 >>16430597 Now you're just being confusing. Yellow isn't green anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:25:23 2017 No.16430606 >>16428423 I'm gonna need the source on this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:26:08 2017 No.16430609 File: 449 KB, 223x400, 1472015791068.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stretchy Anime Meat. What is it? How does one obtain it? What does it taste like? We may never know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:26:16 2017 No.16430610 >>16430599 And you're just bullying me by pretending not to understand me. If I had one with properly green eyes I'd have posted it. If you've got one I'd like to see it you little smartass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:26:24 2017 No.16430611 >>16430606 (24/2) Varmint

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:27:23 2017 No.16430615 File: 644 KB, 830x1200, yellowred.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430610 >>16430597 >>16430550 Oh, I have a chance to post my crummy recolor now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:27:34 2017 No.16430617 >>16430606 You aren't missing out on anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:27:38 2017 No.16430618 >>16430592 No matter how I look at it, the mind control thing is terrifying on an existential level.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:28:03 2017 No.16430623 >>16430610 Anon, I genuinely can't understand you. And I don't have access to my image folder which doesn't have any green eyed Elves anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:28:13 2017 No.16430624 >>16430606 The dialogue is not genuine, silly. 12beast, go read it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:28:27 2017 No.16430627 How does your waifu relax when she's really stressed out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:29:10 2017 No.16430629 >>16430615 You should do more alt colors of profile pics. I have many suggestions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:29:25 2017 No.16430630 >>16430623 >I genuinely can't understand you I just wanted to see girls with brown skin, pale hair and green eyes. The image I posted was the closest I had. How hard is that to understand? Listen to me with your heart, man. >>16430627 Bubblewrap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:30:33 2017 No.16430636 >>16430609 It's sauropod meat. You hunt a dinosaur. Tastes like beef with a bit of chicken in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:31:45 2017 No.16430644 >>16430609 Stop torturing her and give her the meat, Anon! It's the only way we'll find out the answer to the question!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:31:47 2017 No.16430645 >>16430627 Wine, cheese and a bath. And me giving her some sweet, deep cunning linguistics and body worship stuff.

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:32:12 2017 No.16430647

>>16430627
In order:
Draws a cold bath and sits in it.
Listens to fans with a white noise app.
Goes into the garage to work the heavy bag
Pours herself something fizzy
Tinkers with something
Hangs from the ceiling
Goes into her room to work on poisons
Builds, paints and customizes a Gunpla

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:33:41 2017 No.16430653 >>16430629 I get bored easily at nights and doing asinine mundane shit like that, so hit me up. Bonus points for demon family but I'll try anything with no set time limit or expectations.

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:34:12 2017 No.16430654

>>16430618
Its true. They have a power that is both awesome and terrifying. But that is why the Flayer is such a sweetheart, because she knows with great power comes great responsibility. They use their gifts to help people.
>>16430627
Crawls inside her giant hat and silently screams.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:35:27 2017 No.16430659 >>16430644 But it's Anon's last piece, and the nearest town is a day's travel away. Anon will never survive the night unmolested without some stretchy anime meat to keep the Monsters at bay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:35:30 2017 No.16430660 >>16430624 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:36:10 2017 No.16430662 >>16430636 Well the Satanists would have us believe birds evolved from dinosaurs, it makes sense they'd taste the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:36:52 2017 No.16430665 >>16430653 well gee, I appreciate literally any effort at all, so thank you. Green and Black Mindflayer would be really quite excellent.

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:37:00 2017 No.16430666

>>16430618
>>16430654
Its a stretch, but as someone that regularly works with severely mentally ill patients a mindflayer could be a godsend.
I'd hope there'd be some way to moderately invest her into some form of Hippocratic oath, but if she could give them some moment of mental rest I'd sign off on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:37:02 2017 No.16430667 >>16430627 She puts on her favorite album Nightwishs' Once and either reads a book at random or cooks something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:37:45 2017 No.16430668 >>16430653 I would like a delicious brown Alp with pale hair and green eyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:38:46 2017 No.16430673 File: 508 KB, 1000x1000, the time for mofu has come and so will I.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430627 She gives me the brush and I go to work

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:39:02 2017 No.16430674 >>16430665 >>16430653 Alternatively, because you said you like Demons, I've always wanted to see a charcoal skinned Demon like a Drow. Maybe purple clothing, idk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:40:48 2017 No.16430682 >>16430627 Exercise, probably jogging specifically.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:40:59 2017 No.16430683 >>16430627 Flaps her wings ad makes angry bird noises before moping.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:41:19 2017 No.16430684 File: 637 KB, 1280x1109, 1480250725076.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430673 It's one way to keep her away from the stove. Tell her it's okay and you'll cook, you'll give her tail a nice brush. Mofu is a bit of a fire hazard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:41:22 2017 No.16430685 File: 1.43 MB, 1800x2000, mindflayer 5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430666 Somehow I think they may be nicer than you already, Satan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:42:46 2017 No.16430697 File: 1.08 MB, 1500x723, 7 sin lilims 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to go to sleep wrapped in the arms of a demon princess

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:43:46 2017 No.16430702 File: 1.05 MB, 1280x1874, tumblr_o3806rfe0z1re14vqo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430684 Sub really needs to stop going AWOL.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:44:28 2017 No.16430706 >>16430697 lilims are boring in my opinion.

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:44:32 2017 No.16430707

>>16430627
Usually my Kobold waifu will want to nap when she's stressed since most of her stress comes from working too much and not sleeping enough. She gets much more relaxed when me or our daughteru are there to cuddle with her and distract her from her thoughts. Listening to our daughteru hum to classical music really gets her happy and relaxed too!

On the rare occasions that she's too stressed to sleep, she'll have herself a nice session 'the comfy room'. For those of you wondering what the comfy room is, it's a small padded room that any of the three of us can use for a bit of intense decompression and relaxation! We commissioned a Gremlin to trick it out with all sorts of fancy hidden automatic preparation bits, so all we have to do is go inside and the rest is taken care of, perfect for total relaxation! I won't say much more about 'the comfy room' right now, it's actually a big part of the current commission I'm getting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:45:05 2017 No.16430710 >>16430666 What's the worst that could happen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:45:18 2017 No.16430712 File: 424 KB, 1606x2048, talia3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430627 She gets me to give her a full body massage. If I'm not around, then she either does some reading/writing, or does some gardening which is her favourite hobby.

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:46:03 2017 No.16430715

>>16430684
Caramelized Fried Tofu is on the menu for sure. It's an old adage among her kind that fried tofu cures everything. Then we'll cuddle in a room with the lights off so that only the light from the window comes in with the pitter patter of rain. I think that should melt the stress away

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:47:27 2017 No.16430719 >>16430697 I'd rather going to sleep knowing she's pregnant

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:47:41 2017 No.16430721 >>16430684 >This is fine. Everything is fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:50:25 2017 No.16430732 File: 155 KB, 1200x969, CsdkpYaVMAEjMGu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430712 >tfw OniTengu hasn't drawn tiddies in ages >tfw he's now playing Fate Grand Order on top of Granblue

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 02:02:10 2017 No.16430777

>>16430697
>You'll never be taken from your home and brought before a young Lilim who wanted a playmate and thought you would work out.
>She'll never cuddle you close every night with a big cute smile on her face.
>She'll never declare you her fiance after the first few months and then have her wedding with you on the day of her 16th birthday.
>You'll never see the joy on her face when you kiss her during the honeymoon.
>You'll never wake up to the sight of her sleeping face and know it'll all be alright.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 02:04:43 2017 No.16430795 File: 686 KB, 626x1200, Weedflayer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430665 Here's a tossup, could be better. >>16430674 Ouu, now you have my attention. Might try this tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 02:06:08 2017 No.16430804 >>16430668 I'll hold on to this too and do it probably after the charcoal demon one

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 02:06:54 2017 No.16430810 >>16430804 Thank you gracious one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 02:07:16 2017 No.16430813 >>16430795 Nah that's way better than I expected anyway. Nice, she looks pretty Dire with that color scheme. Thanks. And if you do the Demon, even better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 02:11:24 2017 No.16430831 >>16430697 Regarding Aba's lilim, is she not counted because she's not single or from not being very well known in comparison to others?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 02:13:52 2017 No.16430839 >>16430831 Who?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 02:14:24 2017 No.16430843 >>16430831 Probably not well known speaking of which, what was that story again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 02:23:15 2017 No.16430873 >>16430392 I'm really confused now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 02:25:02 2017 No.16430885 I want to sell coffee to teenage spiders in exchange for sexual favors

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 02:30:19 2017 No.16430912 >>16430392 episode 2 when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 02:31:22 2017 No.16430914 >>16430885 MGC isn't what it used to be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 02:33:45 2017 No.16430918 >>16430885 I want to be hey-mister'd by a little Devil schoolgirl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 02:37:11 2017 No.16430928 >>16430918 >Hey, I think someone was calling for you- "Keep your head down, walk faster and don't look back until we're around the block."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 02:37:12 2017 No.16430929 >>16430885 I want to date an Arachne with a fetish for drunken sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 02:38:47 2017 No.16430932 >>16430928 >What happens if I look? >"Then your childhood friend will get a bunch of pictures from the Sabbath of you ahegaoing with double peace signs, pick up the pace."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 02:44:57 2017 No.16430947 File: 698 KB, 830x1200, Charcoal Demon WIP 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430813 Wip 1 incase peeps wanted nothing but the skin changed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 02:47:57 2017 No.16430960 >>16430947 Sexy, but just doesn't seem right without greyscale hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 02:48:36 2017 No.16430963 >>16430932 Why isn't my childhood friend there to protect me from that though?

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 02:50:37 2017 No.16430972
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>>16430947
>>16430960
Aye, I'll be gettin to that

Also
>when you hand contour every single inch of your waifu's exposed skin

Doing that I... this is embarrassing but... I don't know how to say this, but I...

I got a boner

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 02:53:00 2017 No.16430979 File: 409 KB, 900x700, demon lounging.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430972 A feel I will never know, having no artistic talent. Lucky you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 02:55:24 2017 No.16430984 >>16430979 Oh, its just trial and error smashmouthing with the lasso, I'm no artist. Just an autist with Paint.net Hnng asteroth

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 02:59:18 2017 No.16430997 >>16430979 Now I want to lounge around with a demon all day, playing games, not wearing proper clothes and having sex when ever we feel like it. That would be the dream.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:05:37 2017 No.16431006 File: 137 KB, 620x1000, demon stretch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430984 She's a babe. >>16430997 Sounds comfy as heck desu. I would eat pizza off her silky thighs.

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:07:03 2017 No.16431009
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>>16430997
They're finally starting to learn, yes...

Demons are chill as fuck once you get passed the whole 'Your soul is mine forever now' thing. Literally 10/10 and down to do whatever you want

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:07:09 2017 No.16431010 >>16430972 >>16430947 God. I've loved her design since she came out. It feels bad man

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:09:05 2017 No.16431014 >>16430963 Because if she was with you 24/7 she'd be a stalker. She does have a life and a family anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:10:57 2017 No.16431017 File: 209 KB, 850x962, 1478392365361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ai wa doko ni? Soko ni aru hazu no.

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:13:59 2017 No.16431023

>>16430997
>Bullshit
>"No, seriously you can skip this part if you roll through the wall on the other side. I'm fucking serious! You can!"
>I don't believe you, I've played this like 50 times.
>"I will give you a blowjob if you can't, seriously, just jump across and try it. Swear to hell."
>...Holy shit it worked!
>"See? Fucking told you."
>...Can I still get that blowjob?
>"...well yeah, obviously~"

I want a casually lewd slice of life about a guy and his demon gf

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:15:02 2017 No.16431025 File: 1.33 MB, 1127x1600, 1484226036868.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16430673 Reminder that it's your duty to brush tails. When an MG brushes her own, it's considered depraved sluttery.

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:21:37 2017 No.16431036
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>>16431006
I think Efanatika is better but she might not be a demon so much as a transformed humanoid. Or human. Or something, lots of conflicting reports from different translations I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:22:23 2017 No.16431040 >>16431036 Don't know who that is, but she looks like a fun lady.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:24:54 2017 No.16431048 >>16431025 Brushing fluffy tails is one of the greatest joys of having an MG companion; why would I ever neglect this joyful duty? I laugh every time this is posted

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:25:08 2017 No.16431050 >>16431023 It would be great to play some VS. games and the one who wins gets to be on top. And if she wins she has sex with you but keeps playing while moving her hips up and down your shaft.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:28:26 2017 No.16431062 >>16430997 >>16431009 >>16431023 >>16431050 God I want this life.

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:30:43 2017 No.16431069
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>>16431050
>"Mmmm, cmon baby, its like you're not even trying..."
>"What, you can't even remember how to do a shoryuken?"
>"its dooooown... right... down-right.... Punch~"
>accentuates each movement as she describes it with her hips
>"and there's the... light... the heavy... and the... MMfh... fierce~"

>...What about EX?
>"Fufu, you don't have enough of a bar to do that... Kidding! I was kidding! Dumb joke, dumb joke, sorry babe..."

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:33:27 2017 No.16431074
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>>16431040
She does. Very few good pics though. There's maybe one fanart that I've never found again and nothing from the rapityraperape OVA makes her look flattering or impressive either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:35:21 2017 No.16431076 >>16431069 Now the million dollar question is how many costumes does she have? She'd obviously have a Morrigan costume but what about other video game girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:36:10 2017 No.16431079 >>16431076 Nothing but Zelda's green tunic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:37:02 2017 No.16431084 >>16431079 almost got me

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:38:56 2017 No.16431091

>>16431076
In her profile on MGE it says she actively tries to find out her husband's favorite clothes for her to wear and goes out and buys them. So I imagine whatever you want.
Also, depending on how sorcerous you headcanon her to be, she could just summon up whatever you wanted.
Though I imagine she does have some of the classics like Morrigan on deck at all times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:41:57 2017 No.16431099 File: 166 KB, 300x569, Ivy_Valentine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16431076

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:43:05 2017 No.16431105 >>16431076 Demons have different, sultry outfits for every day of the week.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:44:15 2017 No.16431107 >>16431091 >>16431099 I always saw Demons as having minor shapeshifting abilities, so a nerdy Demon could probably make herself look and sound like any game girl she wanted. I could see some kinky roleplay being a regular thing.

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:53:54 2017 No.16431119
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>>16431105
>>16431107
>"T or A today, babe?"
>Pssh, w-what?
>"You better not have spit out my coffee. Hmm, yeah, you're feelin A today, aren't ya..."
>W-what did we agree on reading my soul? And what are you talking about?
>..."Rogah, Cap'n!"
>Whoa... is that Cammy?
>"Affirmative, guv!"
>...That's a cockney accent. Cammy doesn't have a cockney accent.
>"...there's a difference?"
>Yeah, obviously.
>"You know for a guy with a Demon wife who can give you a sexual fantasy as any videogame girl you've fantasized over, you sure are picky, babe."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:57:05 2017 No.16431125 >>16431099 That just looks like something a demon would wear normally tho. And I like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 03:59:31 2017 No.16431130 >>16431105 Including Zero Suits?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 04:04:50 2017 No.16431142 >>16431119 I'd bet if she's feeling real wild she'd shift into another girl and costume during the sex. For example, going from Cammy to R. Mika to the Queen of Pain to Morrigan to Hsien-ko for the finish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 04:15:19 2017 No.16431161 >>16431119 The possibilities with a demon waifu is truly endless. Demons are truly great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 04:15:58 2017 No.16431162 >>16431050 >>16431069 I like the idea that Demons are so naturally gifted at sex they can just as easily multitask while doing it with no major issues. Its another small thing that kinda sets them apart from Succubi in my mind.

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 04:18:24 2017 No.16431164

>>16431107
>>16431142
>>16431161
Its probably all mental/soul manipulation/illusion though to be fair. Actually being able to outright shapeshift physically seems like it would step on the toes of other species.
Though the summoning different outfits thing totally makes sense. And to her contract-bound, it would be for all intents and purposes completely as if she was shapeshifting in their mind, body and soul.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 04:19:28 2017 No.16431166 File: 89 KB, 1175x1153, IMG_20161010_160439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pictures of Monster Girls doting on their lover brings joy and hope to the world

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 04:22:29 2017 No.16431173 File: 3.13 MB, 1665x2000, 57939317_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >5 tabs >11 tabs >32 tabs I love pixiv.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 04:26:25 2017 No.16431182 >>16430627 A cigar and a glass of Laphroaig. Dead or Alive, she mains Christie. Practicing her martial arts. Listening to some of her favorite bands. Cuddling. Lots of cuddling. Go shooting or clean her weapons. That's it off the top of my head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 04:38:46 2017 No.16431201 >>16431166 What about the other way around?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 04:40:15 2017 No.16431204 >>16431201 I need an example of such a picture

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 04:43:55 2017 No.16431206 >>16431204 Not today.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 04:44:28 2017 No.16431207 >>16431206 How about tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 04:45:40 2017 No.16431210 Stay up any later and you're going to have to make chocolate pudding for your waifu, anons. Goodnight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 04:47:40 2017 No.16431214 >>16431173 I've crashed my browser a number of times due to losing track of how many tabs I had open, pixiv is addictive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 04:50:30 2017 No.16431217 >>16431210 ... But it's 11 am.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 04:57:45 2017 No.16431229 >>16431207 Certainly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 04:58:36 2017 No.16431232 >>16431229 My curiosity is peaked now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 05:05:31 2017 No.16431242 >>16431232 >peaked Is this a meme now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 05:08:56 2017 No.16431253 >>16431242 So he didn't use Piqued, cut the man some slack it's 4 in the morning over here assuming he's in the same time zone as me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 05:39:45 2017 No.16431356 >>16431253 It's almost as bad as people using queue instead of cue or vice versa.

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 05:40:12 2017 No.16431357

>Be a bastard son of the High King, sent on a long quest to save your bishounen half-brother from the Ancient Dragon that kidnapped him.
>Starting off as a simple man with a rusty sword, battered shield and not even a name, you've become something of a myth in your own right.
>In the northern highlands of your home country, you fought and slew the dreaded flesh-eating Cath Palug.
>You have sailed across treacherous seas with the Northmen to their homeland to battle giants.
>Undertaken the Great Portage south through the eastern riverlands, fighting off marauders, lending your aid to the Kikimora Queen of Rus.
>Traveling further south along the rivers and across an inland sea, you served as a mercenary in the armies of the remnants of the Old Empire, earning great fame and fortune.
>In the lands of Kemet, you saved the Pharaoh from a diabolical plot to see her overthrown and cast into slavery.
>For your deeds, you have become Sworn-Brother to the King of the North, Godfather to the Princesses of Rus, Champion of the Empire and legal son of the Pharaoh.
>After all this time, you've finally managed to track what has been your final goal through it all to a cave in the Promethean Mountains.
>Readying yourself for the fight of your life, you enter... and find nothing immediately trying to kill you for a change.
>That's... odd.
>As you proceed further inside, you're somewhat surprised by what you see.
>You weren't sure what you were expecting from the lair of an all-powerful dragon, but it was certainly a bit more... comfy than you imagined, with cushions, couches and a pleasant fireplace.
>You eventually come across a bed. Plush, bright red and heart-shaped. A figure lays upon it facing away from you, garbed in a silken gown and crown befitting a princess, surrounded by rose petals.
>"I've been waiting for you, O, Great Hero..." It purrs in a soft, sultry voice as you enter, rolling over to face you.
>"What."
>It's your brother.
>To his credit, you obviously weren't whoever he was waiting for, if the dropped jaw and absolute look of horror on his face is anything to go by.
>Clearly, that was the Dragon, who chose that exact moment to enter from the door on the opposite side of the room cosplaying as YOU.
>She freezes where she stands.
>You can actually SEE all the colour drain from her face as she stares at you.
>...
>...Well, this is awkward.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 06:03:45 2017 No.16431411 >>16431357 See, a man should never invade a dragon's and her partner's little play session. They have many hidden fantazies that they thought about in their long years of boredon so without a dpubt there will be some kinky stuff here and there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 06:09:58 2017 No.16431426 >>16431357 It's absolutely rude to intrude on a couple's roleplay session. No dragon wants her princess to feel awkward.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 06:13:52 2017 No.16431438 >>16431357 What a faggot brother. I'd go home right away.

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 06:32:46 2017 No.16431502

>>16431357
>Be a grim, taciturn figure the whole journey.
>At this sight, something happens that hasn't happened in a long time.
>Your lips turn up in a crooked grin and a raspy chuckle slips from your
>It's more terrifying than anything the dragon and your brother have heard in their lives.
>Slowly it raises from a small chuckle into a thunderous, booming laugh.
>Your brother tries to say something as his 'hero' is still frozen in indecision but you just wave him off.
>Turning around and exiting the cave, laughing all the way.
>After that you send a letter to your father informing him that he has a 'princess' now before going off to continue adventuring.

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 06:48:02 2017 No.16431536

>>16431357
>Kikimora Queen of Rus
I'm now imagining the reply of the Sarmatian Kikis to the Lilim Queen of the Old Empire

>O queen, kebab devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Beezelbub herself. What the lazy kind of queen thou art, that canst not clean a bathtub with your naked arse?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 06:52:09 2017 No.16431545 >>16431536 http://i.imgur.com/JBphJbA.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 06:52:27 2017 No.16431547 Second of Synedoche's Elf comic is out http://i.imgur.com/iMqmv1l.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 06:55:11 2017 No.16431558 >>16431547 >Ass literally spilling out of her underwear When will elves learn some decency?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 06:56:57 2017 No.16431563 >>16431545 >you will never play Rus:Total Love, made by Procreative Assembly >you will never lead a horde of Visiwolfus, raping and husbandoing from the Black Sea to the Atlantic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 07:02:02 2017 No.16431577 Fuck, it's cold.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 07:04:21 2017 No.16431582 >>16431563 What DLC factions would they cut from the game?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 07:08:31 2017 No.16431597 >>16431577 Put a sign in your window that says "Free Hugs, Too Cold" and wait for a pack of Yetis to come heal you

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 07:19:14 2017 No.16431619

>>16431582
Probably the Eros factions, which would be an OP lategame faction in the corner of the map. Maybe also the Poseidon/aquatic factions, which would have underwater settlements and have victory conditions based not on number of cities corrupted (conquered) but based on number of cities seduced (sacked).

If we're talking fall of the Order era, we'd probably also have Steppe Centaur DLCs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 07:19:21 2017 No.16431621 >>16431597 II would, but it's getting too cold for me to even move. I can't even reach the front door. Typing this with a frozen finger that broke off

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 07:19:23 2017 No.16431622 >>16431582 The Headless Hessians.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 07:21:01 2017 No.16431628 Would you hire a Hellhound to warm you up in this cold season? Be aware that they only accept their pay in nature

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 07:22:54 2017 No.16431637 >>16431628 On a somewhat related point, I wonder how well Foxfire warms you up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 07:23:24 2017 No.16431640 >>16431621 Urge to murder family rising.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 07:23:25 2017 No.16431641 >>16431628 A shortstack hellhound would be wonderful for that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 07:27:47 2017 No.16431655 >>16431640 You okay there, son?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 07:28:01 2017 No.16431656 >>16431637 No clue, it's not physical heat so it might just give you a burning feeling but you'd still be cold >>16431641 Shortstacks are highly demanded, you'd have to pay her triple the rate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 07:29:30 2017 No.16431659 >>16431655 Just making a Simpsons reference. The Simpsons is always relevant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 07:33:08 2017 No.16431671 >>16431656 Hmmmmmm, what about fatties and dires? What are their rates?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 07:33:10 2017 No.16431672 >>16431628 I'd go for a really big one that could completely wrap herself around me. Wouldn't need any blankets at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 07:34:05 2017 No.16431675 >>16431659 Oh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 07:37:44 2017 No.16431683 >>16431672 She's going to stain you and your bed with so much spicy pheromones that you will have an uncontrollable impulse to impregnate her

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 07:44:14 2017 No.16431701 >>16431628 I'd hire a jinko sized hellhound to hold me in her arms. She can receive payment however she likes for that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 07:51:20 2017 No.16431724 >>16431628 It has been raining for two days now. I would hire a ryu to bonk her in the head.

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