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What a bizarre rabbit.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.16449362

>>16449360
maids are olev

olev!

>> No.16449363

>>16449362
You're lightning fast.

>> No.16449365
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16449365

Second for Hellhounds being the objective best.

>> No.16449366

>>16449362
>19 seconds
new record

>> No.16449367

>>16449360
So that new mermaid manga looks like the rare case of humans corrupting an MG.

>> No.16449368

>>16449360
when did barb draw that?

>> No.16449369

Kobolds are adorable!

>> No.16449371
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16449371

City cow

>> No.16449372

Evil girls are for assisting in their schemes and cuddling at night!

>> No.16449373
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16449373

Your Kiki has taken up reading, good for her.

>> No.16449377

>>16449371
This is Fukumaaya's art I bet.

>> No.16449378

Demons are for Irrumatio and cuddling!

>> No.16449379
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>>16449371

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16449380

The end of that last thread got a bit too much for me. But let's be happy in this thread! Let start off with some nice Anubis! She's very smart! Just look at all those books.

>> No.16449383

>>16449373
Such a lovely girl. I hope she enjoys the book.

>> No.16449386

>>16449377
You would be right

>> No.16449387
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>>16449362
You claim you love maids so much, yet can you define what one is?

>> No.16449388

Oh yeah, waifus and cute dragons.

>> No.16449390

I should get my fire gecko some old German dueling manuals.

>> No.16449391
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16449391

Ushi-Oni's need love too!

>> No.16449394

>>16449365
So close, yet so far.
I still agree with you, though.

>> No.16449393

>>16449383
... I'm not sure if you're just playing along, or you fail to realise it's a book about cannibalism.

>> No.16449395
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16449395

>>16449380
She'd better be careful with all those books! The Pharaoh might get angry if she damaged any of them!

>> No.16449397

>>16449391
That's a trick, she wants you to take the seal out so she can claim later it was consensual

>> No.16449398

>>16449391
What a silly Ushi.

She probably thinks it's nighttime or something.

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16449400

I just wanted to share with you all.
You all have been great, regardless of your fights, your opinions, your tears, your happiness and your sadness.
Please never give up and always keep fighting, living and above all dreaming. One day things will get better.

I wish the luck of the Kikimora's uppon you all, may all your dreams become true and may you wake up with the monstergirl you wish for.

Now let us discuss the wonderfull world that contains the Kikimora, or the Shoggoth if that is what you prefer.

How would they suprise you when you came home?

>> No.16449403

>>16449390
That sounds nice! How do you prefer to duel with your waifu?

>> No.16449404

>>16449379
She's getting closer!

>> No.16449405
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16449405

>>16449394
I can't wait until pic related is finished.

>> No.16449406

>>16449360
I want to cuddle with her and feel those fluffy thighs

Such underated girls

>> No.16449407

Valkyries are for corrupting and making passionate love to!

>> No.16449409

>>16449395
That Anubis is practising her balancing skills. Such a smart Anubis.

>> No.16449414

You guys having a post-thread splurge of pics or something? At the current rate, we'll hit image cap in five hours.

And try to keep it relevant to discussion, not just "look at this" like >>16449405

>> No.16449418

>>16449403
Usually, she grabs an arming sword and uses either french or italian dueling styles. I just use the newer HEMA stuff.

>> No.16449423

>>16449393
No it's not it's about serving man

>> No.16449424

>>16449414
I just wanted to talk about Ushi-Onis....

>> No.16449425 [DELETED] 

>>16449400
>"Oh mastah! You're home! Let me take you're bag. I hope you like what I've cooked! It's spaghetti with purae tomato sauce and little cut up hot dog bits. Just how you like it"

It physically hurts

>> No.16449427

>>16449424
Ignore him. He's trying to enforce posting standards.

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16449432

>>16449414

>> No.16449433

>>16449418
I don't know what any of that means. But it sure does sound like you're having a great time with your waifu! And that's what counts.

>> No.16449437

>>16449432
Big, beefy tanukis!

>> No.16449444

>>16449387
Sex slaves are olev too!

>> No.16449445
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>>16449414

>> No.16449447

>>16449432
Is she going to poop?


Bring me the camera.

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>>16449423
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Serve_Man

>Highly benevolent alien species appears
>Gifts mankind with limitless energy, food, longevity, and global peace
>Crazy conspiracy theorist thinks aliens have a secret agenda, no one is this nice
>Steals a book
>Eventually translates it, and realises it's a cookbook
>They were fattening up humanity to eat

Now you're making me start to think all the hugbox benevolence of MonsterGrillLand may just be a giant trap for something more sinister.

Pic related. Around elves, watch yourselves.

>> No.16449452

>>16449433
>I don't know what any of that means
That's normal

It's weird seeing a Salamander getting anal over the difference between different halberds. Moreso because she works a forge.

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>>16449425
It's okay anon. Somewhere out there there's a Kikimora going through the same pain as you, making the same perfect meal every single day as you. Silently watching her tears flow at night, knowing that she will never be together with you. Yet she stays strong, as should you be. Be the great anon you could be, make the monstergirl that could be with you proud. Show the world what anon is capable is off.

And perhaps get rewarded with what you deserve in another time or life.

>> No.16449457

>>16449414
Agreed, the splurging earlier in the previous thread led to the drought that occurred later.
>>16449427
>muh posting standards enforcers
You sound like the sod that defended the RPfaggotry that popped up a few months ago.

>> No.16449458

>>16449449
Anon you sound like a conspiracy theorist yourself to be quite honest

It's a cute kiki, she just wants to serve you.

>> No.16449464 [DELETED] 

>>16449456
Shit man. That's bringing a tear to my eye.

>> No.16449468 [DELETED] 

>>16449456
I can just imagine an Alice innocently making lewd remarks about mastah, causing a kiki to blush

>> No.16449469

>>16449445
How would a hellhound react to having a NEET son?

>> No.16449470

>>16449445
trolololo.

Dumping images without discussion will teach him a lesson!

>> No.16449473 [DELETED] 

>>16449400
Hey
You too man

>> No.16449474

>>16449469
Would you consider Hellhounds NEETs themselves? They sound like the kind of girl who would laze around your house.

If so, then Hellhounds would embrace it. Now you have 2 NEETs.

>> No.16449475 [DELETED] 

>>16449400
Wow, it's like I'm really on /ksg/.

>> No.16449483 [DELETED] 

>>16449475
We could do with a much more friendly environment.

>> No.16449486
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16449486

>>16449437
It saddens me the only Tanuki story of any worth is Falling Leaves.

>> No.16449490

>>16449486
My personal headcanon is that when no one is looking, danuki will rummage through people's trash, like raccoons do.

>> No.16449494
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16449494

Gentlemen...

Behold!

My waifu recolor masking is complete!

Actually, I got lazy and didn't finish the whole thing. Too much fanangling. The Demon original image has a whole lot of little intricate details and shading in the clothing that make it tedious to properly organize for masks. I'll still try and at least get around to the Drow colorscheme in the near future. I also couldn't get a way to make the extra tattoo stick on without looking dumb, so so be it. Still, was fun, I've never really done recoloring stuff before and it's always nice to do something waifu-related. Now I'll have a better color reference if I want to get commissions in the future too.

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16449496

pastebin.com/wvp6jaNY

I decided to try writing something quick based off a conversation I had last thread about an Anubis taking care of a slave that was injured under her supervision. This is just an introduction of sorts, and I plan to flesh it out more in the future. Criticism/feedback is appreciated, as this is the first piece of writing I've shared with the thread.

>> No.16449498 [DELETED] 

>>16449483
Be careful, you might start another moral panic.

We start being nice to each other, next think you know we're nice to submissive hellhound lovers! Nex thing you know we're accepting monsterboys, furries, and yuri!

Vigilo, Confido.

>> No.16449501

>>16449494
I like the warm colors edited here.

>> No.16449510

>>16449490
That would be nice.
Or funny at least, especially if she's an especially rich one

>> No.16449511 [DELETED] 

>>16449498
>submissive hellhound lovers

Now is that Hellhounds being submissive or the lover being submissive? Because I'll accept a lover of playing the submissive role as a brother any day.

>> No.16449513

>>16449490
for things of value? They sure are thrifty

>> No.16449515

>>16449501
Thanks man!

>> No.16449516

>>16449494
Looks very nice anon!

>> No.16449517

>>16449486
I never finished that one. I was kind of turned off about how the story took an abrupt right turn in discrimination from

>"Ehhh? Monster girls? How quaint and exotic!"

to

>"NO COLOUREDS / IRISH / MAMONO ALLOWED"

Not sure what ThunderBrother was thinking there. Especially since they already have MGs in university and office jobs in that story.

>> No.16449520

>>16449501
She does look hotter.

>> No.16449521

>>16449510
You imagine catching what is the head of a major corporation rummaging through your trashcan at one in the morning?

>> No.16449522

>>16449496
There are some Anubisfags that'll love this.

>> No.16449524

>>16449496
Fuck. The first paragraph already had me in tears wishing that slave was me.

This stuff really pulls at the heart strings. Good job anon.

>> No.16449525

>>16449516
Thank you thank you!
>>16449520
Ayyy Hellpuns. I love em!
>>16449496
This is positively adorable, by the way

>> No.16449529 [DELETED] 

>>16449483
There's been too much borderline blogging and some of the waifu talk has slipped into downright RP recently.

Some people need to contain their autism and dial it down a notch or two, when the damage that has been done is still minimal.

>> No.16449530

If mamono kingdoms ever had to war each other, what would be the reasoning?

>> No.16449534

>>16449521
Yep, if only for the hilarity of it....although I may video tape it.

>> No.16449539

>>16449530
Trade, territory, religious convictions.

>> No.16449541

>>16449490
Actually, I can see them looking through a guy's garbage for personal information about him to try to seduce him/sell him something

>> No.16449543

>>16449530
>Your husband is shit!

>> No.16449544

>>16449530
The most valuable resource, men.

Or thats what I use for my setting at least.

>> No.16449547

>>16449496
Good job anon keep it up!
Stop making me look bad because I have six ideas that I want to write but no motivation to do so.

>> No.16449549

>>16449530
Shota ranches

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16449550

>a thicc matronly Automaton will never sit on your face

>> No.16449555 [DELETED] 

>>16449483
Fuck no. The amount of casual RP these threads have been delving into recently is absurd. That, combined with this >>16449400 tumblr-tier "just feel gud about yourself, you're a special snowflake who's going to make it" just shows how the new userbase is turning this place into the hugbox to end them all.

>> No.16449558

>>16449530
Men.

>> No.16449560 [DELETED] 

Oh goody, it's the "No fun allowed" shitposting hour.
Bend over and hide your waifus for the sake of posting standards everyone.

>> No.16449562 [DELETED] 

>>16449555
>Slippery slope argument again

I'm surprised you folks tolerate anything beyond lights-off, missionary position procreation in this thread.

>> No.16449563 [DELETED] 

>>16449560
It really does seem to be about the same time each night, doesn't it

>> No.16449564

>>16449496
>ywn have a loving Anubis take care of you

>> No.16449567 [DELETED] 

>>16449555
>turning this place into the hugbox
Must be the mamono mana!

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>>16449555
MGE is a hugbox and that's good. If MGE can be comfy the thread should be comfy too.

>> No.16449570 [DELETED] 

>>16449562
>He pulled the slippery slope card
>inb4 he doesn't even know of the Eternal September

>> No.16449571 [DELETED] 

>>16449562
There's nothing slippery slope about the post. I'm describing shit which has already happened.

>>16449569
>MGE is a hugbox and that's good
And you have literally no idea about the definition of words and their implications.

>> No.16449573 [DELETED] 

>>16449562
The slippery slope shit is real man.

>> No.16449574 [DELETED] 

>>16449567
>>16449569
If the hugbox is good why does everyone keep throwing the DE out the window in discussions?

>> No.16449575 [DELETED] 

>>16449555
>these threads are a cold hard battlefield. There is no room for being nice or generally not being an asshole.

Those posts are a hell of a lot better than the casual autistic arguing over nothing.

>> No.16449576

>>16449530
>Two girls walked on a beach in the sun
>One left footprints, the other left none
>One was a mon that no man obeyed
>The other, a god from the ancient days
>"Look" said the mon, "How my kind make war"
>"I've summoned you here to ask what for."

>"For wealth, for men." The god replied
>"For life, for freedom or some Lord's lies."

>> No.16449578 [DELETED] 

>>16449560
>He's pointing out something I don't like
>IT MUST BE POSTING STANDARDS

Wow great argument.

>> No.16449579 [DELETED] 

>>16449570
>Implying Eternal September means anything in a post-usenet world.

>> No.16449583 [DELETED] 

>>16449578
>He's talking about happy fantasies with his waifu he wishes he had.
>IT MUST BE RP

Wow great argument.

>> No.16449584

>>16449522
>>16449524
>>16449525
Thanks guys, I appreciate it.

>>16449547
>spoiler
Sorry! It was just a something that stuck with me, and I really needed to write about it. I'm going to try to get another update out tomorrow, and after that if I do continue it updates might become spotty thanks to school.

>>16449564
I know that feel.

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16449585

>>16449544
They can have the men when they pry them from our cold, dead fingers.

>> No.16449586 [DELETED] 

>>16449560
So you are the faggot that vehemently defended RPfaggotry not too long ago.

>> No.16449588

>>16449585
Fuck off Paladinfaggot.

>> No.16449589 [DELETED] 

>>16449571
>I'm describing shit which has already happened.

>"... the new userbase is turning this place into the hugbox to end them all"

>Feelgood hugbox
>On 4chan
>4chan

>> No.16449590 [DELETED] 

>>16449586
???

>> No.16449591

Ok guys. You can stop now. Let's not argue.

>> No.16449592

>>16449496
Oh? Nice to see something pop out of it. Good luck writing your stuff.

>> No.16449593 [DELETED] 

>>16449579
It's actually pretty apt. MGE has blown up relatively recently, and the middle of last year has brought on the biggest wave of new users to this thread we've had.
Maybe it's because I don't occupy this thread 24/7 so I can see it more easily, but the differences between this place now and this place just last summer are massive.

>> No.16449601 [DELETED] 

>>16449583
Well, there were people using *actions* and posting about monstergirls using 1st person present tense last thread. It's still roleplaying when someone posts something like "Oh me and my waifu love going on dates we do it all the time" or similar, you get what I mean.

>> No.16449602 [DELETED] 

>>16449593
When you think about it it's more of a Reverse-Eternal September though.
These threads have started leaning towards comfy as opposed to shitstorms and we're even starting to see a return to having an influx of content, however meager.

>> No.16449603 [DELETED] 

>>16449589
Believe me, 4chan has its share of hugboxes.
Half of /vg/ for instance.

>> No.16449606 [DELETED] 

>>16449560
>>16449562
>>16449569
>>16449575
The only reason we even have threads anymore is that we atleast try to have some kind of quality control and self-moderation. Blogging is objecively off-topic garbage and RP is just pure disease. There's literally nobody alive who RPs in discussion threads, and is over the age of twelve or right in the head. Neither of those things is in any way accepted on 4chan outside extreme containment boards like /r9k/ or some shit.

>>16449583
There's a very clear difference between talking about your fantasies and RP. The most recent example of a low quality post you can see here, for example >>16449534
Not only is the posting style dogshit with it's ellipses and general tone, but it's also RP.

>> No.16449607

>>16449496
First of all, I would caution against the use of the second person. Suspension of disbelief will always become an issue for such stories. It's a perfectly fine narrative perspective for games or CYOA-type stories, but it becomes an issue for anything of length. This is particularly true for the wish fulfillment/healing genre you seem to be leaning towards. I would strongly suggest using the third person unless you have a very good reason to deviate from that.

More importantly, you are weighing yourself down with clunky exposition. There is no need to do an information dump in the first two pages of a story. You begin well, with characters' actions and reactions setting the tone and beginning the story. Within a couple paragraphs, you completely halt current events in order to explain something in the dreariest way possible. Work the background into the story in progress. There is also no rush to dump all of the information on the reader so quickly. Part of what makes a story compelling is the unraveling. The reader doesn't need to be told that the Anubis is at fault for his injury in the first page. Let the story develop through the interactions of characters, not from word of god.

>> No.16449609

>>16449496
I'd cripple my own legs just to be that guy.

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>>16449602
>Reverse-Eternal September
Newfags leaving and old people returning?

>> No.16449614 [DELETED] 

>>16449606
Can you atleast save the arguing for later in the thread?

>> No.16449618

>>16449609
Taht's not nice, Anon.

>> No.16449619

I need a logistics anon in here.

How does one fuck a Familiar's tail?

There has to be a way right?

>> No.16449625

>>16449618
But wouldn't you Do It For Her?

>> No.16449627 [DELETED] 

>>16449613
An influx of people resulting in a more polite environment as opposed to a more turbulent one.

>> No.16449629 [DELETED] 

>>16449400
She would hide and wait for me to take a shower and change into some comfy at home cloths. Then she would sneak up and pull me into a huge wing/tail/leg hug while kissing me saying "Welcome home, my sexy little Dwarf" (she likes Tolkien and she's taller than me)
"Do you want to order something or do you want me to cook for you?" We would flip a coin or something then we would pop on Netflix and watch something random and fall asleep cuddling.

Why is it raining right now? Supposed to be snowing...

>> No.16449631

>>16449619
Why would you want to fuck the tail?

>> No.16449632

>>16449585
Don't waste images.

>> No.16449633

>>16449625
No, anything that would hurt me is off limits. That kills the waifu inside.

>> No.16449636

>>16449619
The same way you fuck any monstergirl's tail anon.
she wraps it around your dick and pumps.
Girls with long enough tails can wrap it around enough times to basically make their tail into an Onahole.

>> No.16449637

>>16449633
Waifus understand self-sacrifice.
Besides, that kind of damage can be remedied.

>> No.16449638

Oh, a Kikimora maid's been through. Fucking thank god.
Anyway, what are the current WIPs goin on right now? Know we have at least two stories as well as some upcoming drawings as well.

>> No.16449639

>>16449633
But how will you ever gain the affection of the Anubis? You follow after that anon in the story.

>> No.16449640

>>16449631
Because it's attached to her.

Also have you seen how glorious Familiar tail is?

>> No.16449645

>>16449637
No, waifus would get extremelly sad and upset when their precious anon gets hurt.
They like to see his funny and cute smile, not the face of an almost dead man.

>> No.16449647

>>16449550
How does an Automaton become matronly? Is she built and programmed that way? Does her programming evolve over time, or one day do you just decide to swap it out or modify it with ARARA.exe?

>> No.16449649

>>16449638
>Oh, a Kikimora maid's been through. Fucking thank god.

What did they delete?

>> No.16449650

>>16449607
Awesome, thanks for the feedback, I greatly appreciate it. Now that I look back, I probably could've done that 'info dump' a lot better and a bit more spread out, so I'll keep that in mind for the future.

I think I also agree with you on your POV concerns, I guess I just jumped into second person because it's much easier to write for me than first or third. I might go back and rewrite it in third person like you said, it shouldn't be too difficult, and it will probably let me do more with the story in the future if I continue it.

Hell, instead of a second part tomorrow, I might just do a full blown rewrite of the first part, and try to set everything up better. Thanks again, Anon!

>> No.16449651 [DELETED] 

>>16449614
What am I supposed to do? Not tell people who are literally defending RPing how retarded they are?
You have to keep in mind that there are considerable numbers of monster girl fans out in the wild we absolutely don't want here. Remember the old wiki? Or the forums like MGU flooding with RPers and extreme autism to the point even THEY had to ban RPing outside designated containment zones?

Blogging, RP and traditional forum style autism are anti-4chan to the degree it reflects on us extremely badly if we give acceptance to any posters who do that shit. And on top of that, shit attracts more shit.

>> No.16449656

>>16449649
Nothing worth talking about.

>> No.16449658

>>16449649
Nothing of major importance, only minimal collateral.

>> No.16449660

>>16449650
Are you planning on writting some more stuff other than this?

>> No.16449666 [DELETED] 

>>16449602
No, it's still an Eternal September. Nothing reverse about it. It's still a swarm of new users eliminating the past culture and replacing it with their own lack of knowledge about how things work.

If anything, these threads are falling into a rut. It's sad to see, but it's a constant general, so it's bound to happen. Just look at shit like >>16449362. And you can effectively ignore the first several dozen posts in a thread outright, because it's all the same "I want to X a Y!" or "[monstergirl] is the best/cute!" Just memetic, one-sentence posts which are repeated time and again and contribute nothing.

I'm bitter about this, which is why I'm being an asshole. Maybe I should apologise for that. The thing is, I adore these threads. Since they were weekly threads on /a/ I've loved being here and discussing everything. But since around last year, I can't stop noticing how things are slowing down and getting so samey. I'm seeing whole discussions repeat themselves, and there's nothing interesting to hold my attention. You can only find noveltly in posts purely about hugging and cuddling and nothing but perfect sweetness for so long before they just don't hold your interest. I come here about once every week now, skim the thread and close it again. I don't even save art for my favourite MG anymore.
I just wonder if things were different, and the content of the thread wasn't so one-note and obsessed with waifus, like in the past, maybe I wouldn't find myself drifting away.
That's my sorry spiel.

>> No.16449667

>>16449647
Since new Automatons can't be made, it's better to think that there are a myriad of them out there that happen to have thick proportions like the ones Nav draws.
>Does her programming evolve over time, or one day do you just decide to swap it out or modify it with ARARA.exe?
I don't think MGE Automatons have "programming" by any stretch.

>> No.16449668

I had this idea for a story that a NEET anon that only wants to play his vidya and eat tendies using money he gets using guberment checks. A kikimora winds up in his house one day and Anon is pissed. Anon goes through these ridiculous antics to chase her out of the house, although ironically it's been the only thing he's ever put any effort into, like Robbie rotten.

>> No.16449675

>>16449645
But what if it's for good reason? Let's say anons waifu isn't fond of anon at first. Anon must find a way to appeal to her heart. So he injures himself for her attention.

>> No.16449678

>>16449668
So is it something like Mary Poppins but with a Kikimora and a NEET?

>> No.16449682

>>16449668
I hope that Kikimora fixes anon. Those girls are usually good at that.

>> No.16449686

>>16449660
I think I am. I have a few ~1 page ideas sitting on my hard drive at the moment, just stuff that I had an idea about, but really no idea what I wanted to do with them. I'm going to try and maybe return to them after I write this, but that may be difficult thanks to school I'm in a degree that requires a lot of reading/writing, so quite often I find writing is not something I want to do during my downtime.

>> No.16449690

>>16449517
I know, that was a goof on my part. Falling Leaves ended up being pretty aimless.

>> No.16449696

>>16449675
Anon deserves a good slap in the face for that.
The path to a monster girl's heart is long and harsh, sure he can skip most of it by hurting himself, but that affects the monster girl in a bad way too.

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>>16449678
Except the NEET is a neckbearded overweight Robbie Rotten.

>> No.16449701 [DELETED] 

>>16449666
Times change, new people do come in, 'culture' changes, and sometimes you have to learn to let go, but you shouldn't have to learn it by shitting in other people's wheaties when they're having fun in a different way than you are. Maybe its not the newer people who need to change, maybe its you who needs to accept it and move on. Ironically, any post about waifuing a monstergirl is more on topic than your blog about how a thread on an Icelandic wax-carving forum doesn't make you happy anymore. I say all this with full knowledge I may be swept by the Janitor as well, but call it a good deed for the day.

>> No.16449703

>>16449696
>the path to a monster girl's heart is long and harsh

What if it turns out it was all for nothing?

>> No.16449708 [DELETED] 

>>16449700
Stop wasting images

>> No.16449709

>>16449650
Second person is easier to write but leads to bad habits. It makes description of events and main character actions difficult, which makes most second-person writers skimp on those details. It becomes a particularly significant problem in smut (which is my background), where those descriptions make-or-break a scene.

If you need anything else, just ask. I try to help new writers whenever I can.

>> No.16449717

>>16449703
I doubt it. We are talking about monster girls over here.

>> No.16449720 [DELETED] 

>>16449701
We're always going to need people to get some sense into people's heads though.
Bless the anon last thread who finally just asked people to stop making those waifu questionnaires which are basically the epitome of "everyone posts nobody responds."

>> No.16449724
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>>16448667
Canada fluff

>> No.16449727 [DELETED] 

>>16449701
We're under no obligation to "let go" and accept the culture of newfags who don't understand how even 4chan works. They can either assimilate and learn how to behave without burning the whole place down, or they can leave.

If your brand of having fun will contribute to ruining everyone elses fun forever, then yes, your wheaties are to be shit in extra hard for the good of the people who've been here far longer than you.

>> No.16449729

>>16449724
Yes.

>> No.16449730 [DELETED] 

>>16449708
But anon, being annoying shitposters is the new thread culture.

>> No.16449734 [DELETED] 

>>16449720
I normally don't mind talking about waifus. Hell, I kinda like talking about them here and there, but having a question every 30 mins or so was really pushing it.

>> No.16449737

>>16449724
I want to bury my face in those paws.

>> No.16449738

>>16449724
What are some other North American myths people would like to see make it into MGE? I feel like there's more stuff that can be done with Native American religion and folklore, but I also think that stuff is usually pretty inaccessible to a guy in Japan writing all this

>> No.16449747
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>>16449724
Canadian monster girls are great

>> No.16449751

>>16449747
I've always loved this drawing. Something about THICC winter girls.

>> No.16449752

>>16449738
I wouldn't mind a trickster Coyote girl.

>> No.16449756 [DELETED] 

>>16449701
Probably. The only thing is that I'm still heavily into monstergirls, but there's no real gatherings which really fill the criteria for the context I'd like to discuss them in. Which is varied conversation. Ups and downs, fantasies and grounded settings, good and bad. The wiki is full of children. /monster/ is a slow, scattered and clunky memefest. Other boards here don't discuss, they're just image dumps. Blogs and stuff are all user-centric, rather than discussion-centric. This place used to be it, and slowly is turning into something else. I don't really know what to call it. A second wiki? Sometimes here feels like the comments section there.
You could say "well why don't you do something about it instead of complaining?" but in reality, there's nothing one person can do to push something in a certain direction, when you have many other people pushing the opposite way. I get if you don't want to address that it's a thing which is happening here, but this has been boiling in me for a while. I felt I should at least vent it a bit. Maybe I need to get back into content creation for this place or something.

>> No.16449762

>>16449738
It's a little more central, but xipe totec is pretty rad.

>> No.16449764

>>16449738
Quetzacoatl
Chupathingy
Loogaroo
Jackalope
Gowrow

Are my top 5.


....While I'm thinking about it was that story ever completed with the more traditional wendigo? Was gonna have a tall, lanky, predatory stalkerish feel to it. Chases down a guy in the woods all yandere style, forget who was writing it.

>> No.16449765 [DELETED] 

>>16449756
Quit doomsaying and blogging faggot.

>> No.16449767 [DELETED] 

>>16449765
Just report their nonsense and mods will clean up the trash.

>> No.16449769
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>>16449764
>Jackalope

>> No.16449773
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16449773

Soft and elegant

>> No.16449774

>>16449764
Would Quetzacoatl be annoyed if I gave her a easy to pronounce and remember name?

>> No.16449775

>>16449738
Snallygaster.

http://www.baltimoreorless.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/mdroom_ae1016_rgbb.jpg

It was a Dragon spotted around the Virginia/DC area that people feared, it snatched people with tentacles. President Teddy Roosevelt planned to hunt it but he was delayed due to a trip to Africa.

>> No.16449784 [DELETED] 

>>16449765
It's not doomsaying. That'd be implying the end of these threads, which this isn't.
It's just a change.

>> No.16449786

>>16449738
>>16449764
Flatwoods Monster

>> No.16449791

>>16449738
Loveland Frogs, the objectively best cryptid ever.

>> No.16449794

>>16449773
All those poor musclegirls resurrecting as soft Undead beauties.

>> No.16449795

>>16449786
I'd be surprised if KC didn't do a Flatwoods girl someday, it's a very iconic monster in Japan. For some reason.

>> No.16449800

>>16449764
The Wendigo is my favoroite, and that's already been done. Other than that, the most interesting monsters in North America are always local folklore from and weird shit that terrorizes small towns.

>> No.16449803

>>16449794
Probably a Zombie who leveled up instead of a former heroine.

>> No.16449807 [DELETED] 

For you idiots still locked in an argument, press F5.

>> No.16449811

>>16449800
Shit was a lot more spread out and isolated in early settler days, so that tends to be what happens.

>> No.16449815

>>16449794
You act like Heroes that resurrect as Wights don't still have their abs in addition to their skin smoothing up and their "assets" getting plumper.

>> No.16449817

>>16449800
Skinwalkers would also be really cool. The ability to shapeshift into pretty much any animal at will in order to hunt down a man is pretty awesome.

>> No.16449820 [DELETED] 

>>16449807
Hi janitor.

>> No.16449822 [DELETED] 

>>16449820
Hi janitor.

>> No.16449828

>>16449774
You mean Kukulkan?

>> No.16449830

>>16449773
Wights are the best. KC knew what he was doing when he made a monster that embodies all the romanticised and attractive sides of a high class girl with none of the negatives.

>> No.16449838

>>16449828
Maybe Kulkie and attack her by saying she's sweet like one.
I wouldn't be able to resist it, neither would the earth ryus.

my[/spoiler]

>> No.16449843

>>16449764
I'm thoroughly surprised that the Chupacabra hasn't gotten in while the Wendigo has. The pecking order for me in NA creature myths was always Big Foot, Roswell Alien, then Chupacabra

>> No.16449850

>>16449838
Ignore that little failed spoiler there, I swear it was the succuviruses.

>> No.16449868
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>>16449830

>> No.16449869

>>16449817
Fuck, I forgot about skinwalkers completely. Those are great, too.

They'd be hard to adapt, though. Too many stories about them so it's hard to nail down a proper culture.

>> No.16449876

>>16449869
What level of research does KC do into monsters based out of myth? I know Crab admits to just going through the summaries on Wikipedia pages for EMG, but I don't recall KC delving how much time he puts in to his stuff from a background info perspective

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>>16449817
Wait, so do they rape the guy in animal form?

>> No.16449893

>>16449881
I would think they would change into an animal, track the man down, and then when they attack, either change back into a more ethereal form of sorts, or into a women that possesses characteristics of the last animal they were. So if they were previously an eagle, she would have talons, wings etc. like a harpy.

>> No.16449896

>>16449893
Different personalities based on the animal would be nice too. Similar to Chimeras.

>> No.16449901

>>16449876
He at least does a basic level because the Wendigo was based on Ithaqua.

>> No.16449911 [DELETED] 

Lately I can't get over the idea of cuddling my baby Kobold daughteru in the bed. She'd be only about 2 years old, and I'd pet her and stroke her head and ears and watch her smile while her little tail wags happily. I'd hold her close to my chest because she's the most precious, delicate treasure in the world!

>> No.16449917

>>16449868
Basically perfection.

I'd really love to have a normally cold-hearted and ruthless mayadere Wight take me as her cuddle-slave. Naturally, I'd end up as her husband not too soon after.

>> No.16449920 [DELETED] 

>>16449911
Get a dog.

The same thing except you can actually fuck it unlike a daughteru.

>> No.16449928
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>>16449881
I think it'd be cool if their desire was increased by the length of a stalking. They're instinctively inclined to stalk a man they come across in their wilderness. Initially, they follow some ways back, just observing and tracking. As days pass, they start to feel compelled to follow closer and closer. The prey might start to hear the occasional twig snap or see some figure from the corners of his vision; a sense of being watched starts to develop. As the sense of compulsion gets stronger, the Skinwalker begins to lose control of their shape-shifting powers; deers with eagle wings, snakes with antlers and hawk eyes. Eventually, she can't hold animal forms any longer. Half finished forms, grotesque appearances and the like. At the end of a hunt she starts appearing as a human with random animal parts affixed to her person. After days - maybe even weeks - of hunting, the Skinwalker loses control and the man is never seen or heard from again.

>> No.16449932 [DELETED] 

>>16449920
That's really messed up anon, I'd never fuck a regular dog. I did get a cat a few weeks ago to try and ease my loneliness just a little bit, and she has so far.

No, I don't fuck my cat either.

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>>16449371
she looks big, I like big, especially big cows.

>> No.16449935 [DELETED] 

>>16449932
Its the little victories I suppose.

>> No.16449939 [DELETED] 

>>16449911
KDF pls go
>>16449920
DF pls go

>> No.16449949

I want to be wedded to the shortstack third daughter of the dwarven queen.

>> No.16449951

>>16449881
>>16449928
Stop posting garbage.

>> No.16449954 [DELETED] 

>>16449935
So it is anon! At first I was scared that having a cat would make me less close with my waifu and daughteru, but I'm very glad that it hasn't so far.

>KDF pls go
No thanks anon, I quite like it here.

>> No.16449956 [DELETED] 

>>16449920

a dog can't say no

>> No.16449958
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>>16449934
Cows need to be big

>> No.16449960 [DELETED] 

>>16449939
>>16449954
Meant to quote you too.

>> No.16449962

>>16449949
>shortstack dwarf
dwarves are already short, wouldn't she like come up to your thigh

>> No.16449974

>>16449391
Quick! Hop on her back and give her headpats and hugs while she's helpless!

>> No.16449979

>>16449962
Well, shortstack in the sense that she's of normal height for a dwarf but stacked up top and down below.

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>>16449958
big bovines are best bovined, and delicious golden brown is a bonus
>>16449391
dire ushis best ushis

>> No.16449993

>>16449391
>An Ushi's seal can actually weaken her to the point where she can't break pelvises
>But as a tradeoff she can't fucking see.
I shouldn't be laughing this hard.

>> No.16450000 [DELETED] 

>>16449954
You can fuck off just like shoggocks did

>> No.16450005

>>16449738
Sasquatch girl that has a fetish for giving footjobs.

>> No.16450006

>>16449917
>mayadere
The profile Wight is already perfect.
Elegant with the cute side hidden from public, but the playful side bridging both together.

I can't see them as anything but one of the more nice and civilized monsters, no matter how much some people try to meme them into being dicks.

>> No.16450009 [DELETED] 

>>16450000
KDF isn't nearly that bad.

>> No.16450016 [DELETED] 

>>16450009
No he's worse. Every thread we have to put up with KDF's stupid as fuck RPing about his lame ass fetishes.

>> No.16450027
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>>16449954
Hey, just because you have people in the world you're friends with doesn't make you any more or less distanced from a significant other. Its all good!

>>16449958
>>16449982
Really though, are there any MilkMaidens that AREN'T beeg in the assorted worlds of monstergirls?

>> No.16450034 [DELETED] 

>>16450016
Sure but he's not an angry entitled whiny autist like Bollocks.

>> No.16450039

>>16450027
Also whoops, meant to ask something else with that Gandharva image. That being, which monsters do you all feel have the best CLOTHING designs to them? Some are more intricate and interesting than others. Working on that Demon recolor makes me realize how much effort was put in to the original design for her clothing.

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>>16450027
>Really though, are there any MilkMaidens that AREN'T beeg in the assorted worlds of monstergirls?
i hope not, cows must be big, no less than the six foot range, up into the 10ish range, for moo-snu purposes

>> No.16450042

>>16450039
White Horn is /fa/ as fuck

>> No.16450045 [DELETED] 

>>16450000
>>16450016
I'm sorry you're upset anon.

>>16450027
>Hey, just because you have people in the world you're friends with doesn't make you any more or less distanced from a significant other. Its all good!
Thanks anon! Funny how I've sort of forgotten that in my isolation. Oh well!

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>>16450034

>> No.16450055

>>16450042
I ruibed white horns for myself.

>> No.16450058

>>16450039
I like the griffon capelet that keeps her hair from getting tangled in her wings

>> No.16450060
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>>16450041
>up into the 10ish range
You fucking patrician of the highest caliber and pedigree

>>16450042
For real though, White Horns are probably my favorite friendzone MGs. Would absolutely hang out with and just relax in their comfy rest stops, completely non-sexually.

>> No.16450068

>>16450060
>"Did somebody order an underarm Wendigo?"

>> No.16450069 [DELETED] 

>>16450034
Y'know, I'm not even sure I can even remotely feel anything for whatever insults people have for me in this thread anymore. If you don't like me or the "content" I produce, you're welcome to your opinion.

>> No.16450070

>>16450060
>Friendzone MGs
My nigga. Familiars, alices, kikis and all the wolfus would make top tier friends.

>> No.16450072

Do all MG leglock you the moment they feel the smallest amount of seed being shot inside?

or they forcibly milk you?

>> No.16450082 [DELETED] 

>>16450069
Oh, I don't really mind your content. I don't really mind you at all, thins isn't just my personal thread. I was just saying I don't think KDF and you are in the same tier of shitposting.

>> No.16450083

>>16450072
I'd assume they leg-lock you the instant you put it in just to be sure.

>> No.16450092

>>16450072
They forcibly milk you until you start to cum, then they leglock you to ensure it all goes inside.

>> No.16450098

>>16450070
I wonder if MG's that are willing to move to more populated areas integrate well into a multi-species or largely-human society, at least in the more accepting regions. Like, to the point of having a circle of friends and going to houseparties with their husbandos and stuff. Then after the houseparty, all of the meido-type MGs have a cleaning party.

>> No.16450109 [DELETED] 

>>16450082
Eh. This is true. KDF is just an annoying waifu fag, and I'm pretty much a self-depricating faggot with massive self esteem issues, strictly speaking.

>> No.16450116

>>16450083
>No slow leglocking cuddlesex with a Demon
It hurts so bad man.

>>16450098
I'm gonna be honest, I probably wouldn't go to a house party even if there were monstergirls there.
I'm not good with big crowds.
Now a small party with some friends, I'd be down for that.

>> No.16450131

This just in! Unknown beast of a woman has been "preying" on innocent sabbath girls! All sightings and information of the poorly understood and highly dangerous chupacabra are to be reported to your nearest sabbath chapel or sister superior! Little girls are for the doting love of older brothers, not for bullying of creepy obaasans! The preservation of our sweet, horned imoutos is of critical importance! All men are required to repel the invading night terror and guard their little sisters vigilantly!

>> No.16450137
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>>16450116
I'd swap Demon wife gossip and play some Street Fighter with you, Anna-chan anon.

>>16450131
>Chupacabra
I'm unfamiliar with how best to deal with one. Also
>Sabbath
Well, that's none of my business then!

>> No.16450143

>>16450131
Repel? I'm gonna cheer her on if she's causing the Sabbath trouble.
It takes attention away from attempts to spike every liquid in their meeting center with Hathor Milk and replace every cake with Wonderland Ara Cake.

>> No.16450167

>>16449496
>You will never go swimming with an Anubis
>An Anubis will never cook and feed you delicious breakfast while you watch the sunset together
Misery, truly.

Cute introduction though, writing's solid, and I look forward to seeing you continue to work on it.

>> No.16450207

>>16449496
Read through it. It looks cute so far, but I would have to echo >>16449607 's criticisms, especially with the PoV. Converting it over to third person will allow for the main character to be more fleshed out, among other things.

>> No.16450219
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No eating lunch with business demon

>> No.16450231

>>16450219
Don't mix business with pleasure unless its explicitly agreed upon in a legally binding contract!

But what if anon IS the lunch?

>> No.16450238

>>16450219
But eating lunch with her is a perfect opportunity for networking! I'd be fool not to.

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>>16450207
Ask and ye shall receive

pastebin.com/4witPrn1

Basically converted >>16449496 into a third person point of view, removed unnecessary things, added more things, but is overall more or less the same. Also made a pastebin to keep track of stuff as I upload it.

>> No.16450257 [DELETED] 

>>16450016
Fuck off or deal. He's more a contribution than your whiny ass.

>> No.16450270 [DELETED] 

>>16450257
You never know, anon. You could be talking to a writefag or even drawfag and be none the wiser.

>> No.16450280 [DELETED] 

>>16450270
And? I'll take a waifufag who can at least promote discussion and brings art around over a bitchy write/drawfag

>> No.16450286

>you will never take a elf pet
>you will never feed her a bowl of cum everyday

>> No.16450287

>>16450239
I like the little additions, and now it has the scene of her rushing back over after forgetting that he can't get up on his own. That's the money line of this part, and was really quite cute. Very enjoyable for me!

>> No.16450307

>>16450239
Personally find that third person works better in past tense. Using present tense with it adds this sort of... urgency, I suppose, to the writing that I don't think quite fits here.

The additional moments of fretting and interaction by the two are very nice.

>> No.16450310 [DELETED] 

>>16450257
>Defending an RPfag
Wiki's that way faggot

>> No.16450311
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16450311

Which monster has /jp/ cummed to the most? For me it's probably the lamia.

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>>16450311
cows

>> No.16450329 [DELETED] 

>>16450310
There's a difference between being a waifufag and RPing.

>> No.16450333

>>16450326
Gonna milk all the cows.
Gonna grope the smallest till her chest grows larger.

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>>16450311
Honestly, cowgirls/minos if we're counting since I first got into monstergirls in general

>> No.16450337

>>16450311
My waifu.

I feel like its NTR/betraying her if i fap to someone else.

>> No.16450345

>>16450287
Thanks! I felt like I needed to add something a bit more light hearted, so I'm glad you enjoyed it.

>>16450307
Thanks as well! And I see where you're coming from, but I've never been able to write successfully in past tense for some reason. I always mess up my tenses when I do, flipping back and forth between them, so decided to go present tense for this story. Maybe I'll try past tense again in a future story, see how that turns out.

>> No.16450346

>>16450311
Kobolds, though I watch a wide variety of porn, both 2D and 3D.

>> No.16450350

>>16450345
It definitely lightened the tone. In my own opinion, half the fun of a bossy character in these kinds of stories is when they get called on it or have it break facade.

>> No.16450354 [DELETED] 

>>16450329
And in KDF's case it's the latter. No other waifufag, not Jabberfag, Miiafag, Gazerfag, or even Hound, pretends like his waifu actually exists and blogs about fucking her and his daughter.

>> No.16450359
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>>16450311
Wolfus and pretty much anything with mofu

>> No.16450361 [DELETED] 

>>16450354
All my posts are purely hypothetical anon, I'm well aware that I can't do all the things I post about and I do my best not to descend into full-on RP-ing. I may slip up rarely, but it's not like I make that mistake all the time.

>> No.16450365 [DELETED] 

>>16450354
All of our waifus exist in some sense, you cant take that away from me.

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16450366

What's the upper limit on how much mass a Dorome can accumulate? I really liked the idea of them being able to basically be present throughout an entire dungeon and form a whole bunch of different girl bodies.

>>16450361
You've been doin fine lately KDF, just don't reply

>> No.16450372

>>16450366
iirc the amount mass they can accumulate scales with how much DE they have

theoretically there could be an entire planet thats just one big dorome a la primus and cybertron

>> No.16450373

>>16450311
Fluffy tail. My waifu and all.

>> No.16450374

>>16450366
Well, the encyclopedia gave an example of a cave composed of them, so I wouldn't doubt that a particularly powerful Dorome could be present throughout a whole dungeon.
That's a dungeon I wouldn't mind walking in and not realizing until it's too late.

>> No.16450376

>>16450366
They can be the ceiling, walls, and floors of a cave. Hopefully you aren't too claustrophobic.

>> No.16450378

>>16450359
My two favorites. Hellhounds and Anubis'

>> No.16450382
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>be married to a vampire
>she likes to rape you at the most inopportune times
>frankly, you're getting tired of having spontaneous orgasms
>one night you're reading in bed when she kicks in the door, wearing her sexiest underwear
>"Oh anon, I do so enjoy our 'time' together," she giggles. You remain motionless. "Ara, that's right. I always forget there's no way you could hear me in this frozen world. Well then, let's make this a quickie. Ufufu."
>she strips off your pants and gets to work jacking you off until you're fully erect, then plunges your dick inside her
>she cups your face with her hands as she starts moving, saying "You're so cute when you're powerless."
>"Is that so?" You reach out and grab her hips, thrusting into her from underneath
>"What?! How are you moving in my world?!" You tell her that being her husband probably caused you to build up a resistance to her power. Her days of surprise rape are over.
>"Heh. You're immunity has to have a limit. I am still the mistress of this frozen time! Mudamudamudamudamuda!"
>she's riding you as fast as she can now, and you respond in kind. "Oraoraoraoraora!"
>Your fevered lovemaking reaches a climax, with her slamming down one last time before you stop moving. "Ara, and here I though you would actually make me cum... What?! I can't move!"
>"I stopped time before you came." You lay her on her back and start thrusting again. "You're so cute when you're powerless." You proceed to keep edging her until time starts moving again

>> No.16450383

>>16450372
>that big dumb but adorable face plastered on the side of a small moon

Cute in a wacky way

>>16450376
>>16450374
Sign me the fuck up. I like that she's more cuddle than sex too, those are always my favorites.

>> No.16450385

>>16450239
Looks really nice, especially with the improvements you made.
Looking forward to future parts.

>> No.16450386

>>16450376
If a Dorome grabbed me, I bet I'd freak out.
I don't like not being able to move.
Do you think she'd be scarred for life if I actually started yelling and freaking out?
Completely non-sexual terror.

>> No.16450389

>>16450382
https://youtu.be/RfKgol6t58Q?t=3m33s

Never let anyone tell you you can't find a way to work a road-roller into sex. Follow your dreams, you stardust crusader.

Top fucking kek

>> No.16450391

>>16450383
> dorome moon spots a cute boy on a nearby planet
> crashes into the planet, asplodes it.
> " Why does this always happen? "
> she asks herself as she assimilates the planet fragments of the broken world

>> No.16450397

>>16450391
Hellstar remina just wanted someone to love

>> No.16450399

More scalebound when?

>> No.16450401

>>16450386
I feel the same way with bugs, just a total primal phobic reaction. There are a few of the arachne species like the Ushi-Oni that don't really spook me but especially some of the worm types of MGs would have me reeling.
Definite reason for keeping a Cursed Sword with me.

>>16450391
Somewhere across the vastness of the cosmos, the Dorome's face grows wider.
That could be cool, if she actually got a modicum of intelligence or evolved a bit and instead sent down sort of 'avatars' of herself down to planets. You could literally have a relationship with a whole fucking planet. Fuck that's a fun idea.

>> No.16450402

>>16450382
Is this a jojo reference?

>> No.16450403

>>16450382
>Wanting to fuck the body of your great grandmother.

>> No.16450406

>>16450399
That game was cancelled tho

>> No.16450417

>>16450406
But surely Beast won't leave us hanging.

>> No.16450418

>>16450403
>apparently she had a rocking bod
you don't?

>> No.16450419

Good night anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, Consider visiting the wyvern rookery to adopt yourself a future mount, friend, bride, and comrade for the future.

>> No.16450421

>>16450418
God no, that is a line I am not willing to cross.

>> No.16450434

>>16450421
See, anon, that's one of the problems of monster girls. If they want it, they'll take it despite your lines. That's why I'm a little apprehensive about monster girls coming to our world

>> No.16450444

>>16450434
Well that's why you have to get strong enough to fight monster girls off. Of course, nobody will know how strong they actually are until first contact happens.

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>>16450383

>> No.16450456

>>16450454
Daaaw, cutest apocalypse ever, thanks anon

>> No.16450462

>>16450454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcKoAgLd6NQ&t=14m45s

>> No.16450470

>>16450383
>>that big dumb but adorable face plastered on the side of a small moon
giggles were had

>>16450391
imagine technology getting advanced enough that a single man could be sent up there

>"Aaaaand, Touchdown, The Griffon has landed."
>Mission control applauses, demon lord too.
>"EVA suit ready and preparing to open the door"
>MC copies
>Radio silence
>"The surface is just...soft mud, as far as the eye can see."
>Suddenly metal creaking behind him
>his spacecraft has sunken into the mud just enough that returning is looking more like the status of scalebound
>"Holston we have a problem."
>He turns around to again survey his temporary, maybe even permanent new home
>except this time there's thousands upon thousands of dorome in front of him
>exactly like the ones back home
>"Oh no, ship's stuck!" they all airily giggle in unison
>MC is getting worried about the sudden radio silence but then the astronaut cuts in, albeit with a lot of static
>"Hathor's saggy tits there's-"
>"No dont touch that! Get-"
>They're everywhere! Someboyd help-"
>"My suit's bre-"
>the astronaut's last radio message was a drawn out moan that went on for three seconds before it cut out for the last time
>Mission Control has a moment of silence for the astronaut
>some time later astronomers found that the moon had stopped inching towards the planet and the craters had shifted from something that looked like a face to what looks like a heart

>> No.16450480

>>16450470
>Demon Lord extends her reign of lust beyond the stars

Does her depravity truly know no bounds?

Also cute!

>> No.16450502

>>16450366
>Marry a Dorome
>You're feeling loli one day, stack her muddy body to take the shape of it
>next day feeling minigts, tell her to collect all of herself and make herself 10 feet tall
>Thin, thicc, pear-shaped, top heavy, you can shape her pretty well to all of it
>still always has a dumb loving smile and can't roleplay or act for shit, but its really part of the charm

What a sweetheart

>> No.16450505

>>16450366
SCHLOORRPP

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>>16450505
Fool, that sound is a major turn on for me

>> No.16450519

>>16450514
It's the sound of Anon struggling hopelessly to escape a Dorome's muddy love!

>> No.16450526

>>16450519
Then the last thing you'll see is my hand slowly forming into a thumbs up as it sinks below into glorpy snuggling

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>>16450470
Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace will stay on the moon to rest in peace.
These brave men know that there is no hope for their recovery. But they also know that there is hope for mankind in their sacrifice.
These two men are laying down their lives in mankind’s most noble goal: the search for truth and understanding.
They will be mourned by their families and friends; they will be mourned by their nation; they will be mourned by the people of the world; they will be mourned by a Mother Earth that dared send two of her sons into the unknown.
In their exploration, they stirred the people of the world to feel as one; in their sacrifice, they bind more tightly the brotherhood of man.
In ancient days, men looked at stars and saw their heroes in the constellations. In modern times, we do much the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood.
Others will follow, and surely find their way home. Man’s search will not be denied. But these men were the first, and they will remain the foremost in our hearts.
For every human being who looks up at the moon in the nights to come will know that there is some corner of another world that is forever mankind.

>> No.16450539

Kikimora bimbo.

>> No.16450546

>>16450539
The Maid Service should disavow her, prancing around cleaning the kitchens of any ol' man that will open the door to her
Meidos used to mean something I swear

>> No.16450550

>>16450534
Anon, they only sent one astronaut up there.

>> No.16450551

>>16450550
http://watergate.info/1969/07/20/an-undelivered-nixon-speech.html

>> No.16450558

>>16450551
I know anon, I'm just saying it would've been fitting to alter it a little bit to fit.

>> No.16450607
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>Hey buddy, where do you think you're goin'?

>> No.16450614

>>16450607
To season 2, now swerve

>> No.16450617

>>16450607
Not the beach, that's for sure.
Sand gets absolutely everywhere.

>> No.16450620

>>16450617
anankin please

>> No.16450622

>>16450617
Anakin pls

>> No.16450628

>>16450617

yeah it's also rough and irritating.

>> No.16450631

>>16449367
Which one?

>> No.16450634

>>16450620
>>16450622
Anakinmind

>>16450628
No, but Star Wars jokes aside I fucking hate the way sand feels between my toes.
Just drives me up the wall, I'd much rather just go to a pool with the waifu to see her in a swimsuit.

>> No.16450640

>>16450607
Damn Kneesocks' belly is nice.

>> No.16450645

>>16450607
O-On my way to Paladin High...

>> No.16450654

Which MG, if the Demon Silver training wheels were taken off, would be the most powerful, excluding Lillim or the DL herself? Magic allowed, weapons allowed, and husbands allowed but strictly can't be harmed themselves

>> No.16450681

>>16450654
Bap/Dragon/Arch Imp/etc. tier

>> No.16450690

>Step on a Dorome puddle
>She slowly attempts to rape me
>Can't escape from her soft muddy embrace
>Tell her that I'd be happy to have sex with her but that I want her to build a statue of me first
>She makes me promise that we'll have sex once she's done
>Promise with my finger crossed
>She releases me and starts building it with her earth powers
>Quietly take my leave
>...
>5 days pass
>Someone knocks on my door
>It's a Tanuki in suit
>The Dorome is behind her
"Mister Ymous, it appears that you have broken a verbal contract with my client."
"Under article 46.5 section b you may be fined $30000 and jailed for up to 8 years."
"Shall we take this case to court or come up with a friendly agreement?"
>And this is how I ended up with a Dorome wife

>> No.16450703

>>16450690
Could have gotten out on the 'fingers crossed' stipulation. You need better legal counsel.

>> No.16450763

>>16450703
They have roughly as much legal weight as an EULA.

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>>16450763
Nonsense, you just need a good Demon lawyer to swing it for you. Preferably one with a nice firm. Get it? Firm? Tits? That's a breast joke.
Goodnight.

>> No.16450792

>>16450072
My waifu doesn't have legs.

>> No.16450799

>>16450782
But Demons are better with soft tits.

>> No.16450826

>>16450799
Different strokes for different folks. I personally feel like the Demon's whole shtick physically is their absolutely ridiculous hips. Would love to see art of their backside.

>> No.16450842

>>16450826
>their absolutely ridiculous hips
Good god are you right about that.
I want to caress my waifu's hips.

>> No.16450853

>>16450826
For me its those long, luscious legs that drive me wild.

>> No.16450861
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16450861

Alright gents, I'm trying to gather all the various Demon recolourings I have into a single album which I'll link here.

http://imgur.com/a/jQf8m

I've got a bunch, but I'm unsure if I have them all, so posting any I missed would be very appreciated.

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16450862

I can't resist that fucking tail. I want to brush it, pet it, fondle it. It's not my fault, humans love fluffy things. We love petting dogs and cats. That's normal.

It's not weird. Stop thinking it's weird.

>> No.16450867

>>16450861
Can we get a white-skin one? Something about nearly white skin and black sclera

>> No.16450871
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>>16450842
>>16450853
Its the epitome of a mature body designed for pressing of the mating variety. Femininity turned up to unfair levels.

>>16450861
Oh shit! I'm flattered several of mine are in there, and those human skin tone ones are cool as well!

>>16450867
That might be difficult from my rudimentary techniques but I'll pop it in an see what happens

>> No.16450880

>>16450871
Of course man, I could hardly leave your excellent work out of my collection.

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>>16450867
Actually, it wasn't that hard at all lol. What else other than white skin? Currently mask layers available are everything in >>16450871 as well as hair

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>>16450862
Welcome to the mofu club.

>> No.16450898

>>16450886
Think you could do one with light human skin, red hair and bright blue iris's? Think Rias from Highschool DxD.

>> No.16450900

>>16450897

I didn't post Ran because she sends me into overdrive. I can't handle it.

>> No.16450906

>>16450886
Thank you sir. Holy moly

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>>16450897
Fluff is the best. I want to hug a mean cat.

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>>16450906
Well here's the full one while I'm working on this >>16450898

>> No.16450936

>>16450924
This is my demon. There are many like her but this one is mine.
Thank you.

>> No.16450945

>>16450924
Excitedly waiting for you to finish the charcoal skin one.

>> No.16450979

>>16450945
Fuck, sorry I'm an excitable bunch. Go ahead and tell me what other specifications you want on it besides the white hair, if any. Eye color? Horn color? Almost done with the Ria one, had to readjust the hair masks

>> No.16450982

>>16450936
And your welcome!

>> No.16450983

Do demons personality change depending on their skin color like dragons do?

Red skin means that they are extra perverted and sadistic
Blue means they are more of a onee-san type who wants slow sex and cuddles
Etc...

Red skin with black lipstick is the best by the way

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>>16450983
>Red skin means that they are extra perverted or sadistic
I am perfectly fine with this.

>> No.16451002

>>16450979
No worries, and really just White or Black hair, as long as it's greyscale to accommodate the skin.

If you get crazy, then maybe red eyes like the Drow, and dark grey/purple color scheme clothing. But thats all up to you.

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>>16450898
This one got a bit janky but should still be ok. I wish KC put up more high rez images. Let me know if there's anything glaringly bad about it.

>>16451002
Comin right up bossman

>>16450983
>>16451000
I like to think they can do illusion magic and change around their skin color on a whim to keep their husbands guessing

>> No.16451029

Ayy /mgt/

http://www.strawpoll.me/12169028

I'll be checking in tomorrow for the results. Best of luck, and I hope everyone's having a nice night! o/

>> No.16451039

>>16451029
I hope you'll do some of the non winning choices later on. I picked the kobold/hellhound one since it sounds cute, but I'd love to see the direlove profiles one as well.

>> No.16451046

>>16451039
For sure anon, once an item's on my to do list it isn't taken off until it's completed o7

>> No.16451051

>>16451046
>to do list gets bigger and bigger
>the thing you voted for is never finished

>> No.16451056
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16451056

I like the aesthetic of gyaru, but I don't like the association with the girls being brainless cock-gobblers. Would I be able to get a relatively wholesome gyaru monster?

>> No.16451058

>>16451023
Damn, that looks great. Thanks, man!

As an aside, the first image I've got sitting in my album there is a higher resolution picture of the default demon, if that'd help any,

>> No.16451075

>>16451058
...god fucking dammit that's exactly what I was looking for hahahaaha aaaaah kill me please

Thanks for informing me, for future after this drow one I'll make sure to remask off of that. Fffffffffffffffffffyep.

And you're welcome!

>> No.16451092

>>16451051
I mean, I do try to be pretty picky about my to-do list and limit how many I have going at any one time.
Altho I'd be lying if I said it's short atm D:

I'll try my best tho. Dire qts need love too o7

>> No.16451103

>>16450983
>>16451000
In MGE, Blue-Skins are the lewdest tho.

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>>16451103
I thought it was the white-skins?

>> No.16451120

>>16451115
I want to surprise cum on Druellas chest.

>> No.16451142

>>16451115
Druella is an lilim, which is a succubus, which isn't a demon, which is from the demon family

ALL lilim a shit, yeah I said it

>> No.16451154

>>16451023
If you could clean it up it'd be a 10/10
The edges are too rough but the coloring is fantastic

>>16451056
I'm pretty sure there is a term for just the aesthetic of brown skin + light hair

>>16451103
Isn't red the color of passion though?
What about black then, isn't it lewder than blue?

>> No.16451165

>>16451142
Demons are in the succubus family you moron.

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>>16451115
White-skin with glasses is the lewdest. You can't see cum on her body that well, but she's got those lewd bullseyes right in the middle of her face. Taking her glasses off and sucking then clean after a facial is the hottest thing ever.

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>>16451120
As receptive as she would be to it, how does one surprise cum on a sex demon?

>> No.16451250

>>16451215
I was literally just planning to rub one out around the corner, and then when I'm about to cum, try and spray her down as I run by.

>> No.16451262

>>16451215
goddamn penguin

>> No.16451270

>>16451250
I bet there'd be a lot of monster girls trying to squirt onto unsuspecting boys in public transport. Like that one black guy who makes videos of himself cumming on girls' hair in the subway, but reversed.

>> No.16451283

>>16451215
This >>16451250 but slap her cheek with it then spray as you're in the motion

>> No.16451303

>>16451262
Ever since that penguin got drawn, I told myself 'that is going to be my dick censor for any edits I do'. I just need to learn enough wizardry to not blue-shift him when I get make the background transparent. And how to not make him semi-transparent in the process.

>> No.16451321

>>16451283
>>16451250
Somehow I'm reminded of the movie theatre hall scene in Inglorious Basterds.

>Anon sprints around corner trying to close the gap as quick as possible.
>Trips over his own feet
>Barely manages to stay upright, as his cum sprays wildly across Druellas thighs
>"Ara Ara"s in slow motion, as anon desperately sprints for the open window.

>> No.16451325

>>16451115
I think Druella's actually a pale-purple-blue.

But it's been said that her extremist faction are basically the lewdest of the lewd, and blue-skin is one of their hallmarks. Along with red eyes and black schlera.

>>16451154
>What about black then?
Hmm. Well, KC's also indicated that Black Dragons are the lewdest kind of Dragon, being members of aforementioned extremist faction, so...

>> No.16451344

>>16451325
Didn't Zombie Dragons end up one-upping them for lewdness?

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16451357

>>16451154
Yeah, I'll revisit these sometime in the future with that higher res base which should help a lot

>>16451002
Getting white to come out without looking real retarded is difficult, so I hope this will suffice for the time being!

>> No.16451371

>>16451357
Hell yeah that will suffice. She's no longer a Demon, she's a sex Goddess.

Thanks.

>> No.16451378

>>16451344
Which is lewder anon?

She who consciously chooses lewdness, or she who has lost all thought but lewdness?

>> No.16451382

>>16451378
The latter. 100% lewd is objectively greater than any lesser amount.
Was that even a question?

>> No.16451387

>>16451371
Blue is still better

>> No.16451391

>>16451371
I'm glad! Would be terrified by at night.
If different color Demons would correspond to different boners, she would be the mighty fearboner.

>>16451378
There's perhaps something to be said for having the option to not be lewd and yet making the effort to push to more lewdness. The old fighting spirit of lewd

>> No.16451394

>>16451387
I respect your opinion.

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>>16450842

>> No.16451416

>>16450311
Dunno, I'm keeping track in a document. I started back in June of last year, and once a year passes, I'll tally them up.

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>fox demon
What is this abomination and why do I want to fuck it?

>> No.16451478
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16451478

>>16451465
I seem to recall the JPs having a name for these fox-oni fellas, but hell if I remember what it was.

>> No.16451491

>>16451465
>Spade tail
>Not mofu
I'm not sure I could accept that.

>> No.16451493

>>16451465
Sauce? Is that fox supposed to be some character?

>> No.16451495

>>16451415
What is it with KC and drawing every girl like they're a waterfall down there?

>> No.16451522
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>>16451493
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=2873245
He's drawn the fox a few times before, without any of the demon parts so maybe she's his OC.

>> No.16451556

>>16451495
It makes them seam more lewd and ready to just start fucking. I like that he draws them like that.

>> No.16451571

>>16451556
But anon. You have to marry your waifu before you make love to her for the purpose of procreation

>> No.16451584

>>16451571
I just thought of someone telling a MG that and she goes "Oh, me and Anon are married. He just doesn't know it yet."

>> No.16451590
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http://imgur.com/a/XWqsX

Real talk, would you play a Monster Girl game with this premise?

Imgured because reasons.

>> No.16451596

>>16451590
Yeah. Sounds like a good idea.

>> No.16451623
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https://twitter.com/sawa2_m/status/822811594363060224

>> No.16451629

>>16451590
The bait would totally be shaped like a dick wouldn't it?

I can just imagine a Kraken on the end of a fishing line with a fake dick in her mouth while looking all embarrassed at falling for it.

>> No.16451633

>>16451590
Eh, to tell you the truth I've gotten sick of all these smut games where every single character is "do [thing] until you lay them and then every interaction with them in the future is the same."
Basically what I'm saying is I'd like to see some depth over breadth.

>> No.16451634

>>16451590
Sure. I'm going to capture Naomi the Sahu-Mariner!

>> No.16451635 [DELETED] 

>>16451623
day of the Trump.

>> No.16451641
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>>16451629
The girl can't help it.

>> No.16451726

>>16451633
I see what you did there.

>> No.16451745
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Milk for the Khorneflakes!

>> No.16451747

>>16451629
You'd think MGs can smell a fake cock from a real one.

Still sounds cute though.

>> No.16451773

>>16451745
moo-snu time?

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I'm so hungry, I could eat a waifu.

>> No.16451803
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Jeez. It's like every girl in the desert kingdom wants you to worship them.

I ain't complaining

>> No.16451811

>>16451623
Big card milktanks.

>> No.16451814

>>16451803
I want to worship them, so it's a win-win.

>> No.16451816

>>16451802
Would she be ok with that? Does she taste nice?

>> No.16451824

>>16451816
Slimes are edible, remember?
>Does she taste nice
Depends on seasoning I guess.

>> No.16451825

>>16451816
As long as she stays hydrated in her off time, I imagine a delicious slime like that may even enjoy serving herself to people.

Probably tastes like traditional ramen.

>> No.16451827
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My favorite narrative hook in doujins is forgotten divinity.
The idea that there are beings out there who had their time in the sun, who were formed from the very essence of adoration, and who are now desolate.
No one remembers them, their objects of worship have fallen to disrepair, they may even be invisible to all but the most fortunate or attuned.
By dint of immortal nature they have known loneliness greater than any human. Left to dwell on their gnawing misery, grasp the straws of daydream as they remember when they were wanted. To feverishly hope that some catastrophe obliterates their existence before they're left lost forever.

...and then that solitude is broken. One connecting strand to the mass of faith and love threads itself to them, and they find a friend. A lover. A focus. A rock in the endless tide to whom they tenaciously cling.

And NEVER let go. NEVER EVER AGAIN. Not again into the dark. The cold. Not by themselves. Won't let go, can't let go. NEVEREVERNONONONO. NOT LETTING GO!

>> No.16451836

>>16451827
So you been reading Small Gods or what?

>> No.16451845

>>16451836
That's one of the Discworld books I haven't gotten around to reading, but I've seen the concept elsewhere plenty.
The Nightside books, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, Gaiman's works, etc.

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>>16451845
Well it's one of the better ones and that's exactly what it's about.
The Great God Om is unable to manifest as anything other than a tortoise, and spent several years as a regular tortoise with no divine consciousnesses because no one believed in him. Then he found someone and remember all he'd lost.
It's great.

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>>16451827
She could have avoided being forgotten by doing a bit of temple prostitution. Everyone would flock to her temples if they could fuck a literal slutty goddess there. Note: this strategy not available for pure goddesses.

>> No.16451865

>>16451824
Slime cocktails must be nice.

>> No.16451869

>>16451863
>doing a bit of temple prostitution
Well this at least is from Sandman, isn't it? The old goddesses working as strippers so people would keep worshiping them?

>> No.16451872

>>16451869
I haven't read Sandman, but it's hot as hell.

>> No.16451882

>>16451872
Well that is what happened in Sandman, old Sumerian goddesses worked a sleazy strip-joint because that way they got men to worship them and stayed relevant.
Also an Egyptian(?) god owned his own company and managed transportation worldwide. He wasn't worshiped but he was rich so who cares.

Sandman and Lucifer, its spin-off, are pretty good reads.
Both have some MGs, too.

>> No.16451883

>>16451869
I haven't read Sandman but it kind of reminds me of Bilquis from American Gods, Page 29. Seriously, why the fuck did Gaiman think that was okay.

>> No.16451885

>>16451883
Gaiman can get away with anything, he's friends with a wizard.

>> No.16451889

>>16451885
He also wrote probably two of the best side characters from Todd McFarlane's Spawn. It's a shame that after doing some research into the whole feud, McFarlane wasn't giving him jack shit for using them.

>> No.16451898

>>16451854
It's also the concept core to the Touhou series, Gensokyo being a nature preserve of gods and demons too weak and fantastical to survive in the real world.
In the fluffbook Symposium of Post-Mysticism they even address directly what a lack of belief truly is. A goddess laments that we're in an era where people have never wanted gods and monsters more, but that we've also hit the nadir of belief and fear.
>"I wish they existed, but there's no way they do"
No terror, no awe, no divinity. Only skepticism and explanation.

>> No.16451902

>>16451889
>Todd starts a company so creators can publish shit and own the rights to it
>soon as he gets rich he start stealing the creators' work for himself
Yeah fuck that guy.
What were we talking about again?
>>16451898
I'm sorry I don't believe. Poor little Fairies.

>> No.16451905

>>16451827
>spoiler
Sounds like a Yeti who couldn't warm up a frozen, dead body and never wants it to happen again

>> No.16451918

>>16450470
>"Aaaaand, Touchdown, The Griffon has landed."
>The Griffon has landed
>the astronaut starts yelling "FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT"

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>>16450391
Hellstar Remina, please.

>> No.16451923

>>16451918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OZ40fPvhjk
You caught me completely off guard. Legit laughed out loud.

>> No.16451924

I'm going to open a sanctuary for alps. There they are safe and protected. They can socialise and when they're ready they can find a husband who will love them.

>> No.16451925

>>16451898
>nature preserve of gods and demons
>temple prostitution
>mythical rape safaris
This just keeps getting better and better.

>> No.16451927

>>16451924
I agree, we should round up all the Alps and lock them up so they can't reproduce and make more faggots.

>> No.16451930

>>16451924
Alpfarm, where your Alp will learn to sound like Gone with the Wind, and not Wayne's World!

>> No.16451931

>>16451927
But stage three alps produce tge best succubi!

>> No.16451934

>>16451827
It is a great narrative, although it would be a bit difficult for me to help repair the shrine/temple/whatever if I can't leave to get supplies.
I imagine coming across a supposedly forgotten shrine during a particularly bad rain storm and using it for cover, thanking the goddess for the shelter. She probably wouldn't be too fond of letting her new follower leave, using all sorts of magic and trickery to keep me there.

>> No.16451936

>>16451927
Alps produce succubutt children, though. They should be artificially inseminated, instead.

>> No.16451938

>>16451927
That's not how it works anon. We'll encourage people to date alps.

>> No.16451940

>>16451920
Itou is a fag

>> No.16451949

>>16451934
Reminds me of something in JoJo, part 4. Remember Super Fly?

>> No.16451957
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>>16451803
>Go to the temple of Bastet to worship the Cat Goddess, find yourself confronted by two Sphinx twins guarding two seperate doors
"One of us tells only the truth, the other, only lies. One of our doors will lead you to what you seek, the other, to certain doom. Which do you choo~ose?"
>Ask the first one which door the other Sphinx would so to go through, and they both point you to the second door
>Open the first door, not noticing their pupils' narrowing into thin diamonds with smirks on their faces
>There's a vast nothing, and a sense of inertia as your falling... Or are you standing still?
>You land on a lavish bed, surrounded by the smell of sandalwood and brocaded throw pillows
>There's a soft giggling as the Sphinx twins, naked and oiled, climb into the bed with you
>Speaking in unison, they offer you another riddle
"Break me but I'll continue to work, touch me and maybe I'll stay with you forever. What am I?"
>You're pondering it, but manage to stammer out 'My heart?'
>You never do meet Bastet. Instead, you gain two wives that day, their skilled and muscular vaginas milking you until you have no less than four daughters.
>In the Cat Kingdom, no Man may deny a Cat.

>> No.16451963

>>16451957
>Behind one of these doors is Homer Simpson. Behind the other a Bengal tiger. Choose wisely.
>There's a Bengal tiger behind both of them!
>Yes, but one of those tigers is named Homer Simpson
I'd have preferred this scenario.

>> No.16451965

>>16451934
If you went by the plot contrivances of pic related fox, you'd be in a time bubble of a summer's day or somesuch forever without aging or worrying about decay. Just brushing her tail until well after you were sick of it.

But it does beg the question of what to do if that wasn't the case. What if you found a shrine in a condemned lot? Or were the first man in 200 years to be able to see them sitting on a rock at the forest's edge?
Could you repair their place of worship? Get them new followers? Create a lineage of priesthood?
If it were possible to create offspring with the god, what would become of that?

All logistical questions that make the prospect almost more frightening than exciting.

>> No.16451980

>>16451965
I've got a story coming up one day with old forgotten deities in it. Keep talking so I can have more fodder.

>> No.16451990

>>16451965
I think a lot of it would involve gaining her trust. You'd need to prove to her that you won't run out on her before she'll even consider letting you leave her embrace for even a moment.
If that's not feasible in the near future, you could probably call a friend and ask him to get supplies for you. Without battery/cellular service/friends, however, then you're probably SoL and sad because the shrine will stay dilapidated for a long time.
That is, unless the shrine's state is dependent on the goddess' state of power. That is, the more powerful she is, the nicer it will look.

>> No.16452018

>Shoggoths
>They even give of a vibe of purity, which is unmonsterlike

What did KC mean by this? Are Shoggoths the most pure MG?

>> No.16452025

>>16451936
This raised a question to my mind. Lots of anons here wouldn't date an alp, but how many would date a succubus that came out of an alp?

>> No.16452026

>>16451965
What kind of MGs could have shrines or churches or cults dedicated to them?
I ask mostly because apart from some of the MGs that originate from japanese culture and a few others, I'm literally unable think of species that could have shrines.

>> No.16452034

>>16452025
You can't birth the gay away.

>> No.16452041

>>16452034
But this succubus is and always has been female to it's very soul. Or are you saying that alps have strange germs that infect people and change them into more faggots like some kind of virus?

>> No.16452044

>>16452018
They're very good at cleaning so i mean

>> No.16452045

>>16452018
They just want to be loved by a mastah.

>> No.16452048

>>16452018
Sort of. The reason they seem pure is actually a complicated emotional balancing act to suppress the madness inside them.

That's why you can see the madness only in their eyes.

>> No.16452052

>>16452026
If we're going by KC canon, few to none would need shrines in the sense of derelict gods.

They're all made of delicious tit meat that can live on semen.

If you go by non-KC, then any nature spirit, god, or horror that derives strength from awe or fear. Anything whose existence is strengthened by being acknowledged.

Which would be most of the Chaos creatures, fairies, servants of gods, magical animals, etc.

>> No.16452054

>>16452018
I'd wager that they don't give off the sense of lust/depravity that you expect to feel from most monsters.

>> No.16452055

>>16452018
They bring a peaceful life to you, if you don't mind the insanity that is.

>> No.16452058

KC's PC broke, so expect updates to take awhile. KC luckily has all of his work on backup.

>> No.16452062
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I want to have a tsundere relationship with a Dark Mage in the style of One-Eye and Goblin from Black Company!

>> No.16452066

>>16452044
>>16452045
>>16452048
>>16452054
>>16452055
Shoggoths are great maids.

>> No.16452067

>>16452058
Poor bastard, at least he's smart enough to back stuff up.

>> No.16452069

>>16452066
even better wifes

>> No.16452071

>>16452066
I would rather not have one.

>> No.16452078

>>16452052
Barring the obvious ones like Valkyries and Angels, I never noticed the general lack of monster girls that could be considered divine beings that could theoretically be worshiped.

Also, more MGs based on weird spirits when?

>> No.16452079

>>16452069
It's like a housewife x10. I can't wait until 2017 happens and I get my shoggoth maid!

>> No.16452083

>>16452079
Anon, it's almost February.

>> No.16452089

KC's computer died

>> No.16452092

>>16452089
Seven minutes too slow.

>> No.16452093
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>>16452069
All Abominations are ideal wives.

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>>16452089

>> No.16452098

>>16452083
It will still happen! It's just paitence. Patience is key. If you wait it makes meeting her better.

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I wonder will the zapbird doujin be ever scanned

>>16452089
At least he has backups

>> No.16452108

>>16452089
Oh no. What happened to all the cute monster girls?

>> No.16452113

>>16452093
Wrong, Abominations are for burning.

>> No.16452116

>>16451920
Can somebody give the eye a heart pupil?

>> No.16452118

>>16452093
I still miss Harblador since he's about the only writefag without a massive ego that did abominations consistently, even if they were predominantly tentacle girls.

>> No.16452119

>>16452113
Fire doesn't do shit, use liquid nitrogen. That's what Saya no Uta taught me.

>> No.16452121

>>16452116
Anon, don't tell me you want to fuck a planet.

>> No.16452124

>>16452119
The Thing would disagree with you.

>> No.16452128

>>16452118
>the only writefag without a massive ego that did abominations consistently
You know I don't think anyone else ever did abominations consistently.
>>16452121
Why not? We've sexualized planets before.

>> No.16452131

>>16452113
Abominations are for giving all your affection.

Imagine how abominations feel. They don't get loved.

>> No.16452132

>>16452124
Oh, you mean The Thing that won in the end since both "survivors" were The Thing?

>> No.16452135

>>16452118
It's not like he's completely gone, though. The last update is from December and was an abomination.

>> No.16452136

>>16452124
It helped, but it didn't do enough.
If you'll remember, all the monsters they burned still eventually converted people.
Only explosions were good enough.

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>>16452124
The cutest macro-virus.

>> No.16452143

>>16452131
Abominations need a special kind of love.

>> No.16452144

>>16452132
>Macready
>Infected
Childs was absolutely one of them, though.

>> No.16452161

>>16452143
A pure and all-consuming one.

>> No.16452162

What are some fun hijinks you can do in a home improvement store in MGC?

>> No.16452163

>>16452132
If you paid attention at the end, the only person who's breath was fogging up was MacReady's. Childs was infected.

>> No.16452168

>>16452143
They do need love, but I'm gonna stick to a girl that won't give me madness, among other things.

>> No.16452172

>>16452141
Not cute, that monster should be eradicated.

>> No.16452173

>>16452162
Carry around a giant novelty magnifying glass to tease all the ant girls with.

>> No.16452177

Now that the conversation has turned to it, this is a good time to answer a question I had.

In The Thing, the macrovirus is shown to have a dual nature of individualistic survival and some sort of crazy genetic memory collectivism - but! - it gained the language and motivations of the organisms it mimicked.
Each of the hosts behaved as if they were still themselves until, acting as if surprised, they were reminded of their inhuman nature.

So what would happen with a whole city of them who never came under direct threat? Or had a benign baseline of memory?
If you had a Thing waifu could you maintain your selves without devolving into some conjoined mass of flesh? Do you think she could become conscious of her nature and still hold together; perhaps with amorphous modifications, or is she really just a ravenous bacterial colony keeping up her brain patterns for as long as convenient?

And could this sort of thing fit into a world as nice as KC's?

>> No.16452186

>>16452168
I agree with you. Someone should love them but that person is not going to be me.

>> No.16452189

>>16452186
I'm sure all those bizarre beings who I can't comprehend will find a person who'll love 'em.

>> No.16452198

>>16452177
>devolving into some conjoined mass of flesh
Abomination sex in a nutshell. You'd be lucky if she kept her head intact enough to kiss and nuzzle you while raping you with her mass.

>> No.16452200

>>16452186
>>16452189
I'd do it anyday.

>> No.16452205

>>16452200
Have fun with that.

>> No.16452209

>>16452205
I sure will. Just a shame more people don't accept abomination into their hearts.

>> No.16452212

>>16452200
Thank god people like you exist. Wouldn't want to see an abomination crawling around looking for a husband.

>> No.16452214

>>16452198
>>16452209

These two statements are related.
As much as I love the idea of a maligned waifu, I'm not sure I'm cool with a functionally melting wall of internal organs wrapping itself around my pelvis.

>> No.16452219

>>16452209
I don't accept them because they give me an existential terror far beyond what regular mind control does, but somebody needs to hug them and tell them that someone loves them.

>> No.16452222
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>Be Chaos Cheshire
>See Anon wander into ancient and forbidden..."Funhouse."
>Decide to prank him
>Teleport next to him
>*Incomprehensible*
>Anon is visibly confused
>"Wh-what?"
>Push him into the shoggoth pit
>Screams erupt as he is raped repeatedly by a bunch of shoggoth.
>Go back to your pillow-bed made of flesh.
>Lay down and go back to reading your latest issue of Googat' Nuanka quarterly.
>Finish reading, bored.
>Decide to check up on that anon.
>Look into shoggoth pit.
>They still milking him.
>His eyes are now noticeably blank only occasionally he tenses his facial muscles as he cums.
>Smile cus he looks happy
>Another successful prank

>> No.16452223

>>16452219
>an existential terror far beyond what regular mind control does
That's called a scary boner, anon. It's what makes them so attractive.

>> No.16452227

>>16452177
I bet full moons are fun in that city. Everyone falling to pieces and looking for love.

>> No.16452230
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>In The Thing, the macrovirus is shown to have a dual nature of individualistic survival and some sort of crazy genetic memory collectivism - but! - it gained the language and motivations of the organisms it mimicked.
Each of the hosts behaved as if they were still themselves until, acting as if surprised, they were reminded of their inhuman nature.
The hosts behaved in that manner because the macrovirus essentially absorbed and digested them in the process of infection. There was still some time before they were fully assimilated by it. Part of the reason why they tend to look so startled and such during their own transformations is because while they are inherently at that point anything but human, the remaining parts of their humanity believes they are, rather than the chameleon macrovirus.

>So what would happen with a whole city of them who never came under direct threat? Or had a benign baseline of memory?
If you had a Thing waifu could you maintain your selves without devolving into some conjoined mass of flesh? Do you think she could become conscious of her nature and still hold together; perhaps with amorphous modifications, or is she really just a ravenous bacterial colony keeping up her brain patterns for as long as convenient?
The main objective for The Thing is its survival. Allow me to elucidate. While the macrovirus can perfectly mimic the bio-mass of its host, it cannot stop the imperfections like Norris' faulty heart condition. While the electro-stimulus of the defibrillator would normally jump start the heart of a human being, it was essentially sending a shock through the entirety of the Norris-Thing, provoking a self defense reaction from it. The head split from the main body in order to maintain its own survival. In may ways, The Thing can be best described as a more sci-fi/horror squick creature to the colony villain of Parasyte/Kisejuu.

As for an entire city being attacked, the Things would act in their own interests. The only reason why it appeared as a pillar of flesh at the dramatic climax of the movie is because it needed to forego all preconceptions of remaining hidden and needed all the mass it could muster to kill and/or assimilate the remaining humans in order to secure its escape from the hellish, frozen deserts of Antarctica.

Fire also poses the biggest existential threat to The Thing because it destroys cells and its ability to shift its bio-mass around like it usually does. The only way to guarantee it is killed, however, is to blow it up after burning since it can only reform itself from whatever bio-mass is available.

>And could this sort of thing fit into a world as nice as KC's?
Not really, no. Shoggothes are about as close to The Thing as we're going to get, lest KC decide to stir shit up with the western autistic audience with confirmed yuri corruption and furries in his settings AGAIN.

>> No.16452233

>>16452227
If by "fun" you mean "fucking horrifying" then sure.

>> No.16452237

>>16452223
A fear boner brought on by the sheer horror of both the visual and mental assault that is laid upon me is literally something I can't handle, and while there is likely a few abominations that would get off on that, I have a general feeling that quite a few would be deeply saddened by me being unable to truly accept them for who and what they are. Therefore, it's for the best that someone else loves them.

>> No.16452241

>>16452222
God damn Chaos Cheshire. You're meant to cuddle him and love him after you mind break him.

>> No.16452250

>>16452222
I wish we had chaos versions of vanilla MG's.

>> No.16452251

>>16452222
This is tremendously amusing to me.
I love alternate morality.
>JUST A PRANK, BRO!

>> No.16452259

>>16452230
There's plenty of eastern autism too, but they don't seem to mind furries as much. Less negative history I guess.

>> No.16452280

>>16452259
What I'm saying is in the context of this thread in particular, there are some rather disappointing trends.

>Yuri causes a shitstorm, even though monsters corrupt human women through soft yuri and Liliraunes exist.
>The only MILF that's good is the one you make, everything else is NTR.
>Monsters can only have sex with the men who become their husbands, when usually, like human women, they have multiple partners before finally settling down
>Threadcanon and rampant writefaggot nigotry ruining species like Cheshire, Oomukade, Wurms for months on END

I mean, there are worse communities for sure (see: /monster/, the original MGE Wiki, TFT), but come on guys.

>> No.16452291

>>16452280
The curse of a highly specific fandom thread on a blue board, I suppose.

Too easy to say "take it to /d/"

>> No.16452294

>>16452291
Not even /d/ would care for futa Cheshire. To them it's boring and overdone unless you somehow went EVEN FURTHER BEYOND.

>> No.16452312
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Nyohon?

>> No.16452320

>>16452294
You'd think, but vanilla monstergirls are good enough for them.
>>>/d/7191825

That makes me curious though. How much crossover to the other monstergirl threads do the regulars here participate in?

Monstergirls have regular threads in /d/, /vg/, /a/, and /tg/. /vg/ in particular was running two separate generals for monster girl games and Monmusu Quest, but I think the latter got folded into the former.

>> No.16452323

>>16452280
I can understand the second and the third ocurring, mostly due to the idea behind the setting being an escapist fantasy where anything can happen with how KC's answers 99% of the time amount to something along the lines of "whatever makes you happy". At that point, it's just choosing between them based on personal taste since the setting itself wouldn't leave you choiceless unlike real life.

Inevitably, arguing about taste leads to the inevitable.

>> No.16452331

>>16452323
>Inevitably, arguing about taste leads to the inevitable.
>Inevitably inevitable

This is why I shouldn't run on sleep deprivation for too long

>> No.16452336

>>16452312
Would touch cigs with her.

>> No.16452343

>>16452280
>The only MILF that's good is the one you make, everything else is NTR.
This one is the absolute worst, I can understand in MGE since the afterlife exists in canon but there's more to monster girls than that.

Monster girl in any other setting loses her husband via accident or illness? According to some nut jobs, her living alone for the rest of her life is preferable to ever finding love again.
>Monsters can only have sex with the men who become their husbands, when usually, like human women, they have multiple partners before finally settling down
Sex before marriage happens in MGE, profiles allude to it, Mari asked KC and he confirmed it but people still pretend it doesn't happen.

>> No.16452347

>>16452280
>Yuri causes a shitstorm
Pretty much everyone is okay with what you mentioned, for corruption and as a way to lure a male. Nothing to do with recent shitstorms of yurifags trying to force "pure love".

>The only MILF that's good is the one you make, everything else is NTR.
Well yeah, even KC dislikes that, and I don't see the problem with disliking it. The exception would be a MILF who never had a husband.

>Monsters can only have sex with the men who become their husbands, when usually, like human women, they have multiple partners before finally settling down
Yes and no. While I prefer purity too, KC made it clear that certain monstergirls rape a few times before getting a man forever. Now, the difference is that they rape and let them go, they don't engage into a relationship with you just to end breaking your heart like 3D human women do.

>Threadcanon and rampant writefaggot nigotry ruining species like Cheshire, Oomukade, Wurms for months on END
I agree with this one.

>> No.16452362

>>16452320
Which is ironic because as I said, they generally don't even like futa anymore, when their board was fucking created to contain futa faggotry.

>> No.16452364

>>16452280
Well, I can only compentently comment on the second and third points.

In regards to MILFs, there is a general implication that she would like to sleep with someone due to a general dissatisfaction with her own husband. Generally a quality like that is not exactly the best in a woman and I'm going to make the gross generalization that people would like to fantasize about about a romance with a girl who'd only have eyes for them.

Now in regards to monsters only having relations with with their partners, the point I made previously kind of applies. If I may make another generalization, I believe that most people here would like to have a fantasy in which the girl is "pure" so that they can have a girl who has never slept around, mind you your the point you made involves only one or two other partners.

I won't comment on soft yuri, as I don't wan't to step on toes and I am whole-heartedly indifferent to it, and I don't really acknowledge threadcanon the majority of the time, while it does get to some bizarre levels.

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>>16452347
>I agree with this one
I would like to point out that I never claimed all Oomukade have poor personal hygiene and would wish the record were set straight on that account.
The Oomukade are a ferocious, proud people.

>> No.16452377

>>16452347
>Pretty much everyone is okay with what you mentioned, for corruption and as a way to lure a male. Nothing to do with recent shitstorms of yurifags trying to force "pure love".
We both know that's bullshit.

People pretend they're okay with corruption and putting on a show for a man to spite "pure love" fans in arguments but have you ever seen what happens when someone tries writing a MG x human girl corruption greentext? It causes a shitstorm.

There's even people who flip their shit over girls interacting with each other in threesomes while they're taking a dick, tolerance for that kind of stuff is pretty much zero.

>> No.16452380

>>16452364
>general dissatisfaction with her own husband
Everytime I think about MILFs in a setting with monster girls I think about dead husband and loneliness. I doubt disstisfaction would even exist.

>> No.16452394

>>16452380
What if, husband is a shithead deadbeat and runs off with that centaur slut leaving milfy waifu to care for daughteru alone

>> No.16452401

>>16452377
I'd add the caveat that it depends greatly on time of day. I haven't seen nearly as many bawling trolls during the North American early AM hours.

But yes, in practice anything girl on girl even if it's MFF is going to be sperged to death.

>> No.16452403

>>16452394
MGs would never let a man they like get away

>> No.16452406

>>16452380
As a third opinion, MILF to me always represented an older woman, usually 40+ that had a sexually desirable body. I know that completely disregards the Mother part of it but I don't think she necessarily needs to have a 'history'.

>> No.16452407

>>16452394
If the guy ran away then it's fine too, but I doubt cheating like that would happen.

>> No.16452430

>>16452403
Unless a stronger waifu can defend from inferior waifu.
>Glorious nippon horse pussy.
>Strong grip like snapping turtle.
>Folded over one thousand times.

>> No.16452435

>>16452380
See, the issue is that there's no easy way to accomodate a MILF scenario in a MG world. Mambojambo would already fix most potential issues of the couples such as infidelity or no sexual fulfillment, and even in the setting there are ways to stave off death with how lifespan gets equalized, or how the wife could either ask a lich to bring the guy back or even go straight to hell to drag him out, like that one lizard story from time ago.

That is, unless by MILF it just refers to the age and bodytype as >>16452406 described.

>> No.16452439

>>16452430
then he gets 2 wives

>> No.16452446

All this anti-milf wish fulfillment.
This does not bode well.

>> No.16452448

>>16452406
Milf centauroid would be nice.
I'd gladly her and her daughter.

>> No.16452451

>>16452380
My bad, I should have brought up this scenario, however I personally would not know how to generally respond to someone who lost their loved one asking me for any kind of sexual activity, mostly due to two things:

1)Should I allow myself to give her pleasure because she has no one else (in this scenario at least) and give her what is essentially pity sex?
2)Should I, in a setting in which there exist an afterlife, be justified in wanting to have sex with what was at one point a man's wife when it's possible that she could meet with him at a later stage of existence

While I won't speak for other people, I personally would not have sex with a woman in said scenario, unless I really felt moved enough to take her to bed and get rid of her pent up frustrations. I'd also like to add that >>16452406 statement also applies.


>>16452394
That guy should drop dead in a shallow puddle of his own piss for abandoning a woman who loved him like that.

Also Mamono mojo juju stuff.

>> No.16452452

>>16452435
That's where things get messy. You can have MILFs in a setting with MGs, but you can't have it in the MGE stting due to mamono mana.

>> No.16452457

>>16452452
couldn't a MG get pregnant from a guy she raped and then release

>> No.16452458
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>all this shtposting
>no one is talking about Ushi-Onis
I guess I'll just sit in the corner while thinking of my waifu while you all get this shit outta your systems.

>> No.16452459

>>16452452
True, should've specified it as MGE, though to be fair it's not like these threads aren't running on a "MGE unless stated otherwise" mode.

>> No.16452461

>>16452452
The only real alternative to MILFs that exist are CCs, at least in terms MGE.

>> No.16452464

>>16452458
Spidercows are bad.

>> No.16452465

>>16452458
Not even shitposters like ushis.

>> No.16452467

>>16452435
Well there are some ways it could happen, if she got pregnant from pumping and dumping or raping some random guy.

>> No.16452470

>>16452458
My experience with cats tells me that when she's on her back, DON'T touch her belly. It's a trap.

>> No.16452471

>>16452464
Not him, but spidercows are just fine.

>> No.16452473

>>16452458
Here's the issue I have with Ushis.

I don't know if I want an oppai loli one that can ride on me as I go about or if I want a dire one that I could ride as a mount.

>> No.16452478

>>16452459
Ah well, if we are talking about MGE then rest in peace MILFs, unless we are talking about a Ice Queen that makes glacies and they call her mother.

>>16452457
In MGE I doubt it. Monster need lots of sex to get pregnant, so a one or two time rape after a really rare case of release is difficult to happen.

>> No.16452481

>>16452473
Get a Dire one pregnant and hope the kid turns out small.

>> No.16452483

>>16452478
i didn't say it was common

>> No.16452487

You people forget that monstergirls often kill themselves in MGE if the husband is dead to join him in the afterlife.

>> No.16452490

>>16452487
I'd do the same unless the kids needed me.

>> No.16452491

>>16452487
or use necromancy
you spastic

>> No.16452494

>>16452464
Fuck you RS' Spidercows give me wood.

>> No.16452496

>>16452470
>It's a trap.
Admiral please, it's not like she's gonna leglock your entire body and not let go until you've came at least fourteen times in her.
Why would you even think that? She's just a harmless Ushi-Oni who wants all your children.

>> No.16452497

>>16452483
I would say the chances of that happening are lower than a slime beating up the DL and her husband alone while also tanking her daughters.

>> No.16452498

>>16452487
Um, would you particularly mind pointing me to a source, so that I have a vague moment of denial of the idea of MGs committing suicide.

>> No.16452499

>>16452490
Which is probably what happens.

>>16452491
KC himself said so.

>> No.16452501

>>16452481
But I want to do lewd things with the oppai loli.

I can't possibly dick the daughteru.

>> No.16452502

>>16452497
>suddenly every demon is part slime instead of succubus

Sexy to syrup in ten days flat.

>> No.16452504

>>16452499
>MG's husband dies
>commits suicide
>nearby lich hears
>'she could have asked to bring him back'

>> No.16452506

>>16452491
Unless you're going with headcanon, the husband would turn into a skeleton if he was raised.

>> No.16452508

>>16452496
>Get near that Ushi
>Leglocks your entire body, smothering your face in her sweltering hot sex
>Doesn't let you go until your mind is blank and you reek like Ushi-Oni pheremones

>> No.16452511

>>16452506
>necromancer can only raise skeletons
Fucking acolytes, git gud.

>> No.16452512

>>16452501
Oh, my bad, I just assumed that you wanted a cute little Ushi-Oni to lug around on your shoulders. Carry on with your conflicting desires.

>> No.16452513

>>16452506
zombi incubi are confirmed by KC

>> No.16452515

>>16452506
People often forget about the spooky skeletons and that they can be "born" from males.

>> No.16452516

>>16452512
Maybe I should go for both?

>> No.16452518

>>16452487
Or they could just move on with their lives.

Men are expendable to women.

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>>16452467
>Not being creative

>Time travelling cheshire or whatever personal choice waifu and daughteru
>You're old and weak, on your deathbed, and they're there with you
>When you finally pass, your waifu remembers how you once said she was the one who made life worth living
>They decide to go back in time to before you met her
>She meets your younger self who's running on >tfw no gf 24/7, not knowing who she is
>「YOU」 get a MILF with none of the drawbacks

>> No.16452521

>>16452513
If they ate an undead grey lamentation mushroom beforehand.

>> No.16452523

>>16452491
>>16452504
They probably don't want to use it because it's not that bad dying, you know. They all know about the afterlife. Why wouldn't they want to go?

>> No.16452525

>>16452515
I don't want a girl with a male pelvis that moves on its own.

>> No.16452526

>>16452516
You could, but that's two spidercows to love, and they need a lot.

>> No.16452528

>>16452499
>KC himself said so.
Care to give a sorce for that? That seams like a very un-KC like statement.

>> No.16452529

>>16452498
Q&A 6

>"...However, in many cases, the widow will try the necromancy or go to Afterlife.(But in the first place, incubus will not die so easily.)"

>> No.16452530

>>16452520
I would bre pretty weird to have daughteru, young waifu and milf waifu at the same time.

>> No.16452533

>>16452526
I could go for it.
The oppai loli may need twin tails though

>> No.16452537

can't a MILF be monstrisized?

>> No.16452539

>>16452537
I volunteer Stacey's Mom.

>> No.16452540

>>16452530
Then she pops in a little after you two originally met. Everyone wins.

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>>16452539
Already been done. We need a new MILF.
I vote for Stifler's mom.

>> No.16452543

>>16452529
Oh God, it's true, now I can't deny them committing suicide.

Well, thanks for giving the quote, anyways.

>> No.16452545

>>16452540
I wonder if after a lon, long time I'll have a harem of my waifu.

Like, 1000 versions of her.

>> No.16452549

>>16452542
But anon, she's into tantric sex!

>> No.16452550

>>16452533
While I'm not exactly fond of lolis or twintails, I won't stop you. Enjoy your pelvis shattering!

>> No.16452551

>>16452537
Yes they can.
>human milf, her husband died or left her years ago and it was a loveless marriage
>a succubus corrupts both her and the daughter
>with a new outlook in life they abandon their village to find true love
Kind of writes itself, she would have no reason to kill herself or resurrect her husband since it was a human relationship and she hated him to start with.

>> No.16452552

>>16452543
doesn't change the fact that commiting suicide when necromancy is an option is still a spastic thing to do

>> No.16452554

>>16452552
Duly noted.

>> No.16452555

>>16452550
I will.
The dire ushi needs perpetual sex hair.

>> No.16452560

>>16452555
>Sex hair
Are you my nigga? Because it seems so.

>> No.16452565

>>16452552
Not all monstergirls probably have easy access to it, and again, there's nothing wrong with it when you know you're going to be eternally happy after that.

>> No.16452566

>>16452549
And? What's wrong with that?

>> No.16452570

>>16452566
What man can endure such trials?

>> No.16452573

>>16452565
I doubt they would just give up and suicide. Might as well travel the world and get a lich so you can spend the rest of your life with your cute husbando.

>> No.16452576

>>16452573
Why the effort when you can just spend of the eternity with your cute husbando?

You have to see it from the monstergirl's point of view.

>> No.16452578

>>16449738
Jersey devil, skunk, moose, duck, Skinwalker.

>> No.16452579

>>16452560
of course, why wouldn't a dire ushi not have sex hair.
Maybe long enough to cover her muscled back.

>> No.16452582

Are there no-go areas in the MGE oceans?

>> No.16452584

>>16452576
But that would require an in-depth understanding of what various MGs think about death and it's other implications.

Some MGs may like living old with their husband and fading away together into the coils of death, while others may want to stay mortal for as long as the can.

>> No.16452585

>>16452582
Bermuda Triangle.

>> No.16452586

Would you play the wizards game in Beast's thing?

>> No.16452588

>>16452582
the deep

>> No.16452590

>>16452582
The original Chaos monsters and gods are sealed away super deep. Probably best to avoid that area.

>> No.16452592

>>16452582
The ones that are out of poseidon's reach or the depths.

>> No.16452593

>>16452582
The deep

>> No.16452596

>>16452586
Explain.

>> No.16452597

>>16452582
Probably where Poseidon tells people to fuck off

>> No.16452600

>>16452588
>>16452590
>>16452592
>>16452593
the "Stay away form the deep" is pretty strong.

>> No.16452603

>>16452582
R'lyeh

What lies there is desperately lonely, but the local inhabitants are homicidally obsessed with keeping its whereabouts a secret.

>> No.16452604

>>16452579
While I generally prefer the idea of an MG with long, straight hair, having a monster girl with that kind of ruffled and messy hair is, for a lack of a better word, phenomenal.

>> No.16452606

>>16452600
Well what do you think about Lovecraft?

>> No.16452607

>>16452570
Two words broseph: GIT GUD

>> No.16452608

>>16452600
I was thinking along the lines of Krakens dragging whole ships underwater while other sea MGs tag along to claim their husband. But that works too.

>> No.16452609

>>16452596
He'means the monster girl roulette. the series Beast writes.

In it you get an email and a link, clicking on it gets you a monster girl at random.

Sometimes you get harems or two different monsters.

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>>16451905
No more sad yetis, only happy yetis

>> No.16452613

>>16452586
No
I want to show off my dragon wife, can't do that if no one gives a shit.

>> No.16452614

>>16452609
Ah, THAT game. Yes. I would.

>> No.16452618

>>16452612
This, seeing a sad Yeti is almost as bad, if not worse, as seeing what goes on under a married Wendigo's coat.

>> No.16452620

>>16452604
Especially when one can nuzzle up behind them and nuzzle into her hair.

>> No.16452622

>>16452612
I really shouldn't have written about sad yetis and white horns. It killed me a bit and I can't forget.

>> No.16452625

>>16452620
>Especially when one can nuzzle up behind them and nuzzle into her hair.
I see you're a man of culture.

>> No.16452631

>>16452586
The monster is random and the wizard said no take backs, so at the risk of getting a crappy monster, No

>> No.16452634

>>16452622
It was gonna happen one day, but man it hit like a freight train.

>> No.16452637

>>16452609
Wait, Beast is still around?

>> No.16452638

>>16452625
I am just a man who likes ushis and long hair.

And the best bit about that oppai loli with twin tails?
If she undoes them, than she too can get sex hair.

>> No.16452641

>>16452637
Yes.

>> No.16452644

>>16452638
I have no words. Ushis are pretty great Not my cup of tea, but pretty great.

>> No.16452654

>>16452637
He's here almost every thread from what I can tell. somebody else seems to have taken a liking to that flag salamander he likes to post.
The real shame is that he's writing more about his steelim when he's better off finishing scalebound and burning edge.

>> No.16452655

>>16452644
Twin spider cuddles with their hair splayed out on the bed.
That's what I strive for after pelvis shattering loving.

>> No.16452662

>>16452654
Hang on, doesn't Selene kick off the events of burning edge?

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>>16452638
>I am just a man who likes ushis and long hair.
That's some good taste you've got there.

>> No.16452665

>>16452655
Having two Ushis cuddle you is something that is quite insane. Now you'd have to find twins that wouldn't mind sharing you.

Apart from having them actually exist,

>> No.16452668

>>16452664
I want to see an Ushi ojou with a hime cut.

>> No.16452670 [DELETED] 

>>16452662
Yes but she doesn't stick around, scalebound is not about Selene but rather Bellsworth and her corruption. Selen will probably only show up to spell out the important lessons like rafiki in the lion king.

>> No.16452675

>>16452655
>have 2 ushi wives
>get an argument
>remove eachothers seal in the following fight
>rip pelvis

>> No.16452676

>>16452665
That or good friends, as I doubt that you'd find a dire and oppai loli pair of twins.

>> No.16452680

>>16452675
What happens if you put two seals on one Ushi?

God, even her name sounds fluffy.

>> No.16452684

>>16452676
Life finds a way, but you're right.

>> No.16452687

>>16452680
then she couldn't see

>> No.16452693

>>16452662
Yes but she doesn't stick around, Burning edge is not about Selene but rather Bellsworth and her corruption. Selene will probably only show up to spell out the important lessons like rafiki in the lion king.

>> No.16452694

>>16452668
>ushi in with a hime cut and a kimono
>uses noble and refined language but slips into her rough way of talking when she gets too horny
I want this.

>> No.16452696

>>16452694
I didn't know I wanted this.

>> No.16452697

>>16452694
>forces you to satisfy her a couple of times ever morning so she can go out and be graceful for the day
>maybe an extra visit at lunch, and after work if she has an evening program to attend

>> No.16452699

>>16452693
>Selene is rafiki
So your telling me she shows up and corrupts women to teach a lesson?

>> No.16452707

>>16452699
Given what she did, I'd say yes.
She's a lilim, corrupting women is part of the job description.

>> No.16452715

>>16452699
On a somewhat related note
>Anon uses magic powers to try and summon himself a lillim cus he's one of them powerlevel fags.
>Instead gets a bunch of imps
>They start singing
>"Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo, We forgot the rest but we're gonna rape you."

>> No.16452717

>>16452699
And suddenly, 'squash banana up your assa' takes on a whole new meaning

>> No.16452718

>>16452637
http://imgur.com/a/syvsE

There's still a good amount of writers, both welcome and unwelcome, that lurk or post here. Beast happens to be one of the active ones.

>> No.16452725

>>16452718
>Welcome and unwelcome
"A-am I welcome senpai?"

>> No.16452727

>>16452715
Green haired gyaru imps would be fuckscary

>> No.16452729

>>16452718
Is Beast one of the welcome ones?

>> No.16452730

>>16452727
>Green haired gyaru imps
No boner, not now.

>> No.16452732

>>16452729
I would say so, He hasn't caused a shitstorm or been told to fuck off.

>> No.16452733

>>16452729
He attention whores enough to be hated, but writes enough to be loved.

Honestly couldn't tell you.

>> No.16452740

>>16452733
I don't remember the last time he whored.
Are you talking about that happy London thing he was doing?

>> No.16452741

>>16452696
Neither did I till the hime cut came up.
>>16452697
>has a meeting at her home
>you're forced to hide under the table and eat her out while she keeps a polite smile on her face

>> No.16452744

>>16452717
I can't unsee Selene as a tanned lilim that sings nonsense.

>> No.16452747

>>16452740
He avatar fags i think, doesnt he usually post that one salamander all the time?

Or is that not a criminal offense around here anymore?

>> No.16452748

>>16452740
That was months ago.
I think that this point, it was him doing polls and being a member of the lilim bandwagon (willingly or not) that piss people off along with the salamander.

>> No.16452753

>>16452747
I think he only uses the salamander if he doesn't have a relevant picture or is doing a poll. most of the time the only way to know it's him is the pastebin link

>> No.16452754

>>16452747
Harblador posts Suika all the time, and nobody gives him shit about it.

>> No.16452758

What the fuck is this salamander you people are on about?

>> No.16452759

>>16452725
Depends on if your one of those entitled, whiny autists like Bollocks and Chowder.

>>16452729
Beast is a pretty cool guy.

>> No.16452762

>>16452758
The salamander holding a flag.

>> No.16452763
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16452763

I wonder if echidnas in modern day host game shows?

>> No.16452765
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>>16452758
I don't know but here, have a Salamander.

>> No.16452768

>>16452765
I'm a slut for the soft side of tails.

>> No.16452769

>>16452741
That's fucking diamond inducing holy shit

>> No.16452771

>>16452765
That tail is way too fat.
Would not impregnate.

>> No.16452774

>>16452758
A badly drawn salamander holding a flag that is apparently the country Beast has connections to. (he was born British)
It also has a yellow shirt displaying the countries cricket team logo.

>> No.16452776

>>16449607
>>16450207
I've seen some writefags use second person since they'd started. On and off of course, and this isn't criticism I've seen them be given. Are there types of stories and works where you'd allow it as an exception, or do you just not read 2nd person stories and so never get the opportunity to offer your criticism?

>> No.16452780

>>16452769
I wonder if masturbating you into her tea thermos would keep her calm or make her even hornier? I could see it going both ways.

>> No.16452784
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16452784

Every day I find less reason to keep going. Life just isn't worth it anymore. It's time to just end it all and hope she has good internet.

>> No.16452785

>>16452784
Get gud faggot.

>> No.16452786

>>16452780
So that why she takes forever when she "goes to get cream for her tea".

>> No.16452788

>>16452763
Only if she puts herself as the prize

>> No.16452789

>>16452785
It's "git gud" you ignorant hippo!

>> No.16452794

>>16452784
I don't have a reason to live, but I don't ahve one to die either. Mind as well keep moving foward.

>> No.16452796

>>16452794
>but I don't ahve one to die either
There's one right there in that post. And what a fine lady she is!

>> No.16452798

>>16452765
Oh my, that's a cute newt.

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16452799

>>16452789
>>16452789

>> No.16452800

>>16452473
Get a dire one in Zipangu and a small-breed subspecies one from one of the southern islands.

>> No.16452802

>>16452758
Had to do a little dig but here.
http://imgur.com/a/y5JBa
Imgured for saving pics, this is what they are talking about.

>> No.16452805

>>16452796
I don't like dead ladies.

>> No.16452807

>>16452769
Then when it's all finished and they leave, she lifts you from under the table, slams you onto it and throws off her clothes.

Lasting hours without any penetration must be torture for an Ushi.

>> No.16452809

>>16452799
What would Doomguy's waifu be? Bunny Girl?

>> No.16452811

>>16452800
Could be nice.
How would their attitudes differ and would the island one have a slight tan and a flower in her hair?

>> No.16452812
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16452812

>>16452809
Redundant question.

>> No.16452814

>>16452809
yes

>> No.16452815

>>16452812
But he went on to murder Hell because they killed Daisy!

>> No.16452816

>>16452802
Who drew these even?

>> No.16452819

>>16452812
Looks like she's gonna get the BFD.

>> No.16452829

>>16452816
The top one is from /a's drawthread and the second one is from /b's drawthread
I wish he'd actually commission someone so we'd have something nice to look at.

>> No.16452837

>>16452815
I like the most recent doom's story better, where it's implied he's from ardent d'nur.

>> No.16452843
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16452843

Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki

>> No.16452846

>>16452843
Such a tiny little hand.

>> No.16452850

>>16452802
Oh, that doesn't look that bad.

>> No.16452853

>>16452843
Kikis are too cute and pure for the world.

>> No.16452856

>>16452846
It must be really hard to "train" master with such tiny hands.

>> No.16452857

>>16452776
There are always exceptions and even times when second person is preferred. It is, however, extremely difficult to write well. It is particularly hard on fledgling writers. Writing a story that draws people in is hard enough without starting in a ditch. If an author can do it well and is willing to take on all of its issues, that's fine. Peny, for instance, usually does it well. I actually often forget that his stories are second person because the narrative voice doesn't really feel like it.

I've certainly never refused to read something because it was second person. I've struggled through stories with much, much worse flaws. This is just a frustrating thread to work for. I can't always get to stories in a timely manner, so threads will often get a thousand posts or even 404 before I get a chance to respond. I do, however, make a point of responding to anyone who asks for feedback.

>> No.16452859

>>16452843
For mas my ter? This Kiki needs to go back to school and learn more about the english language

>> No.16452860

>>16452850
They look terrible.

>> No.16452863

>>16452859
No, it's just that her name is Formas Myter.

>> No.16452868

>>16452863
>Formas Myter.
that sounds like it could be in a REDRUM style horror reveal

>> No.16452869

>>16452863
That's a pretty cute name.

>> No.16452878

>>16452868
It would only be a horror if he didn't know the kiki's feelings and the reveal was carved into a wall or something

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>>16452812
Doom Imps like it rough!

>> No.16452882

>>16452857
Heh, I didn't expect to get name-dropped with my vague ass post. I just kept seeing it brought up when ever 2nd person is mentioned and wondered why I hadn't come across the same criticism with my own writing.

>> No.16452884

>>16452881
Smug Imps are for facefucking.

>> No.16452886

It's probably not the place to ask, but I've always wondered why there haven't been writethreads in similar abundance of drawthreads on, well, any of the boards where drawthreads exist. Or do writefags find it more difficult or unrewarding to take suggestions for writing stuff they may not want to write about?

>> No.16452888

>>16452886
It's an imageboard, not a writingboard.

>> No.16452889

>>16452878
Improve on the idea.
have her in the house polymorphed as a human, so all he sees is a really helpful girl
then with the reveal, she gets excited about not having to hide her form and starts calling master and chases him down to serve him

>> No.16452890

>>16452886
It may have to do with attention and praise. It's easier to praise a pretty picture that takes literal seconds to look at as opposed to a story that may take from 15 mins to hours to read through.

>> No.16452894

>>16452888
Pretty much this, m8.

>> No.16452897

>>16452886
The answer is pretty simple.

1) It's an imageboard, not a writing board.
2) If you want to write erotic fiction without any guidelines, take it to /d/.
3) While there are people in the thread who will offer sound advice when it comes to writing, more times than not it's lacking unless you put genuine effort into it.
BONUS ROUND) Alot of writefaggots actually only do it for praise and recognition in creating OC; See: Bollocks, NegaWalker, Sukiru Ikeda, Machine-Anon, BobAnon, etc.

Either you do it because you genuinely want to contribute to the thread's economy and not be a massive faggot about it, or you get told to fuck off. Simple as that. Can't have your cake and eat it too.

>> No.16452900

>>16452886
There's write threads on some of the porn boards, /h/ currently has one and I think /d/ does from time to time but I only go there occasionally to check monster girl content so I can't say for sure.

>> No.16452903

>>16452889
Not to start the kiki shog thing. but a shog would be scarier in that regard as the reveal could have the human skin and clothes melt off

>> No.16452904

>>16452897
Looks like your list of attentionwhores is missing one.

>> No.16452914

>>16452904
Alp?

>> No.16452919

I want to sing this to a group of harpies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2If9bVJJLY

>> No.16452925

>>16452914
Bingo. The one that's still around. Crawling in the gutter, throwing feces at passers-by to get them to look at him.

>> No.16452928

>>16452886
>Or do writefags find it more difficult or unrewarding to take suggestions for writing stuff they may not want to write about?
Straight up thread suggestions are always shitty and chuuni. It's much better to either bullshit about some monster girl related topic or scenario or greentext and steer it a bit depending on the (you)'s and then scavenge the bits you want to use.

>> No.16452930

>>16452925
>Alp calling himself an attention whore
>And whoring for attention
M E T A
E
T
A

>> No.16452934

>>16452925
Dunno, he received some advice not long ago without making autistic screeches. I mean, it wasn't much different from what I told him three years ago, but he's at least pretending to listen now.

>> No.16452936
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16452936

Behold, the "anti-Sabbath," no organization, loners by nature (aside from a husband of course), and their voluptuousness increases as they grow in power.

>> No.16452937

>>16452919
Pidgeon girls sound really dangerous. They are the kind that sits up on roofs and squirt down on us.

>> No.16452941

>>16452930
You're just being paranoid my good muchachorino, if Alp were really here we'd be facing a totally pro-active paradigm shift of EPIC proportions!

>> No.16452942

>>16452937
What about those doves who look fabulous?

>> No.16452943

>>16452936
>As their strength as a witch increases, so too does their voluptuousness

Ehh?! How the fuck did I miss that detail the first time around?

Whoa whoa whoa, this CHANGES things

>> No.16452945

>>16452936
>Get off my swamp, REEEE!

>> No.16452949

>>16452936
Does their voluptuosness increase Logarithmically or Exponentially?

This is a very important question.

>> No.16452950

>>16452945
somebody once told me

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16452951

>>16452936
>>16452949
>>16452936

>> No.16452952

>>16452936
I want to sabotage my childhood friend Dark Mage's studies because I like my tit medium.

>> No.16452955

>>16452928
I just write my own autistic chuuni shit in notepad docs and keep em to myself. I can't imagine sharing it to the threads, and I say that as someone that has a waifu and still greentexts and stuff.

>> No.16452956

>>16452936
.....Oh my.
I wanna pump her full of mana.

>> No.16452957

>>16452936
>Dark Mage joins your adventuring party at some point.
>At first your Holst Rogue doesn't mind, as she's still the one with the biggest breasts.
>As you go on quests and such for a while, you all level up.
>Dark Mage eventually overtakes Holst Rogue in bust size. Causing her to pout while the Dark Mage 'Ara ara~'s

>> No.16452960

>>16452936
>Master and servant contract
>Familiar
Can I dress her in red and roleplay RinXArcher erotica?

>> No.16452962

>>16452951
Logarithmically, it seems.

Also, Dark Mages may have jumped a few steps up in my opinion.

>> No.16452965

>>16452960
But she actually seems competent

heyooooo

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>>16452951
I wonder if Vampire Girls like this exist, increasing the bust size of Monsters they bite.

>> No.16452968

>>16452936
How easy it is to corrupt a town? I bet I could do it.

>> No.16452970

>>16452957
>Milk season!
>Mana season!
>Milk season!
>Mana season!
>Anon, hey anon! Settle an argument for us, larger milk tanks-
>-or larger mana tanks, fufu?

>> No.16452972

>>16452967
Top Fucking Kek.

>> No.16452974

>>16452970
...Why not both?
Big is breast!
Time for Eromancy!

>> No.16452976

>>16452970
A simple lactation spell and dark mage can compete just fine in both.

>> No.16452980
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>>16452970
Anon is about to become the center of a breast sandwich.

>> No.16452982

>>16452970
>getting nursed by a Dark Mage to replenish your mana
I want to be her apprentice. That'd make all the pratice days worth it.

>> No.16452986

>>16452936
>Corrupting entire towns full of innocent people just for one guy.
Dark Mages are cruising for a bruising.

>> No.16453003

>>16452982
I'd rather do the reverse and supply her with mana!
Lots of mana!
Gonna do terrible, terrible things.

>> No.16453007

>>16452982
>frantic battle back and forth with an enemy group of crazed monstergirls/order chumps etc
>drought of mana, have to recharge
>turn tail and snag your Dark Mage caster to run behind a tree, telling your Holst rogue and Berzerker Oni to make a distraction as the Dark Mage starts Ara-ing
>moments later fully charged and nuking foes as the Dark Mage starts casting Fufufireballs

Heavy support!

>> No.16453018

>>16452967
I want an elven tittypire

>> No.16453025
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>>16453007
>run behind a tree
>not sucking a witchy titty right there right then

>> No.16453026
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>>16452936
PERFECT
E
R
F
E
C
T

I want an Enigma Dark Mage

>> No.16453036

>>16452936
>live in swamp
SHREKED

>> No.16453039

>>16453018
I want to romp through the woods and gift every monster girl I meet with bigger breasts, wider hips, and fatter asses!

All of them!

>> No.16453046

>>16453025
Hey man, don't wanna have the other party members lose focus in the heat of battle. Plus then the Holst rogue might start trying to come up with excuses for how milk is a very important supplement to have mid-fight due to its nutritious qualities, etc etc.

>> No.16453050

>>16452936
Personality and abilities are perfect, I just wish she had a bit of actual monstrousness to her. Though mirin that hair

>> No.16453053

>>16453025
>Not wading to battle as a couple with an arm around her hip, casting spells together and synergizing so well you might as well be a single entity, reaching into her low cut dress as you tire only to put your lips to a breast and rink down some witch-milk.

>> No.16453059

>>16452925
I could not give a single iota of a fuck less about Alp. He at least gets a smidgen of credit for sticking to his guns, and that's it. He doesn't stir shut up like B and B do.

>> No.16453064

>>16453053
>elaborate tango-looking dance where she takes the lead and your head is always firmly attached to sweet mana tiddy, duelcasting spells the whole time

I just hope Mana Burn doesn't exist in MGE world. Shudder to think the consequences.

>> No.16453068

>>16452936
So two things. Firstly, I bet a lot are friends and advisors to black dragons.

Secondly and more importantly, this girl heralds the death of humanity in a major major way. Neat.

>> No.16453071

>>16452936
Definitely one of my new favorites. I really want a Dark Mage onee-san!

>> No.16453082

>>16452882
You're not quite as vague as you think. I did the same thing to you about a year or two ago when you were looking for advice on what to do with that golem character in Rusalka. You're one of the few writers around here who actually consults other people whenever you get stuck. I've never found a reason to criticize you in general because most of your issues are with grammar and maintaining a long story. The former is too petty to comment on and the latter is something that just takes practice. I'm willing to overlook the second person because it doesn't really hurt.

>> No.16453085

>>16453068
Why black dragons in particular? Also yeah, its surprising how very little other than 'she studies magic and is really horny' contributes to her transformation into what is apparently a full fledged monster.

>> No.16453087
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16453087

How meaty do you like your devils?

>> No.16453091

>>16452936
Nice.

Would gladly overload with mana.

>> No.16453092

>>16453026
>older evil looking woman
unf

>> No.16453094

>>16453087
A little more meaty in the thighs and she is perfect.

>> No.16453097

>>16453087
Well, I can answer this by stating There's a limit?

>> No.16453099

>>16453092
She's not that old I think.

>> No.16453102
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16453102

>>16452811
Islander ushis are more carefree and not as agressive but they are still very, very lustful. They like to attract mates by making a cute dance for them while several others sneak up on them from the back.

>> No.16453103

>>16453085
It doesn't even seem like studying is even important. The desire to become a monster and the soaking of latent mamono mana seems more important.

And as monsters become more common, more men defect to monster tits and more human women are left bemoaning all the men going for monsters, I imagine the frequency of Dark Mage "births" would increase drastically.

As for why black dragons, it puts them in the same environment - swamps.

>> No.16453104

>>16453087
Switch the meatiness levels of her tits and hips and you've got it.

>> No.16453105

>>16453099
what a shame

>> No.16453108

Give me some ideas on how to handle muddy Dorome handpussy in a way so you can actually sort of see what's happening in a picture, I'm a little stumped here

>> No.16453110

>>16453102
Adorable.
Although it does make me wonder if the dire ushi will be jealous that the oppai loli gets so much attention when she dances.

>> No.16453111

>>16453108
Make it thin enough to see the shape within.

>> No.16453112

>>16453108
Do you mean in writing, or in drawfaggotry?

>> No.16453113
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16453113

>>16453110
That's when she pounces on you.

>> No.16453117

>>16453103
I wonder if there will be an equivalent to a warrior in the same degree, although that's kinda already covered by Cursed Sword/Living Armor

>imagining a Dark Mage and Black Dragon lazing around in the swamp, setting traps for men that walk in, randomly setting things on fire and drinking together late into a girls' night in
Comfy

>> No.16453118

>>16453113
So they hunt in pairs eh?
Clever girls.

>> No.16453120

>>16453113
NANI?!

>> No.16453121

>>16453082
>The former is too petty to comment on
I've been focusing on that more lately to offer a smoother read, so feel free to point out anything that sticks out. Also, if you don't mind me doing a bit of begging, what length of story do I have issues with? Short 5-10k things? Longer 20-50k things? Or the rusalka/greyguard story?

>> No.16453125

>>16453112
Art.

>> No.16453126

>>16453112
How do you see things in writing?

>> No.16453128

>>16453117
>imagining a Dark Mage and Black Dragon lazing around in the swamp, setting traps for men that walk in, randomly setting things on fire and drinking together late into a girls' night in
I want this. I want this very much.

>> No.16453129

>>16453126
With your imagination.

>> No.16453132

>>16453111
She's made of mud, not water.

>> No.16453133

>>16453126
ASCII

>> No.16453141

>>16453133
Indeed.
>>16453132
Put a thin cloth over your dick and we can still see the shape of it, that's what I was going for.

>> No.16453145
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16453145

I WILL NEVER FALL FOR A DIRTY ELF CHARM

>> No.16453146

>>16453141
Wouldn't be as fun then though. Everything about Dorome is thick and heavy by design.

>> No.16453148

>>16452936
>As their strength as a witch increases, so too does their voluptuousness

I will pump her so full of mana that leaving the house becomes not only troublesome, but an ordeal...

>> No.16453149

>>16453128
>best of shut-in friends
>start every night bemoaning men, proceed to get wasted and end up drunkenly telling the other 'Shyour juss' too good ferhim, juss waiting fer the right one'
>promise they'll both help each other work together once a hottie stumbles into the swamp
>immediately begin fighting with each other over who has dibs once it actually happens

>> No.16453163

>>16453121
You've said yourself that you've had difficulty with Rusalka wandering too much. I would agree that it lacks clarity. Very little ties back to the original plot. That's not to say that I haven't enjoyed it, but it is frustrating to see the (formerly) titular character all-but forgotten. As written, the MC comes off as a serial monogamist who uses women as buffs. I'm pretty sure that's not what you intended.

Other than that, I think that Orphan lacks a driving story and has become mostly exploratory. There's hints of plot, but not enough there to provide an overarching story. It basically just turned into "anon and spidermom fuck a lot and it's cute". Tsukumogami rails against suspension of disbelief with the MC's actions and reactions. This is less related to the length of the story than that it seems to have started its life as an idea without a resolution. You're going to have to figure out where it's going.

I also still think that, of all your stories, Resurrection and Incubus have the most potential as concepts. I always wanted to see more of both.

>> No.16453166
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16453166

>>16453145
Yes. This should be the default position elves should be in.

>> No.16453169

>>16453149
Give these two names so that I may better remember them.

>> No.16453175

>>16453149
>Dragon-chan! A total hunk just stumbled into the enchanted swamp!
>I know, Mage-chan, I saw him while flying overhead!
>O-oh, well, I actually knew he was here with my scrying magic a while ago, so looks like I found him first!
>...No, no, my keen vision DEFINITELY picked up on him long before you were even awoken to perform magic!
>Ara ara, you're so silly Dragon-chan, it almost sounds like you're suggesting you'll have a shot at this man before me!
>MAYBE I WILL YOU NEET WITCH!!
>THE HELL YOU SAY, LIZARD LIPS?!
>Anon sees a spectacle of fire and arcana in the distance

>> No.16453181

>>16453175
We all know that in the end they are going to have anon decide who is the best.

>> No.16453209

>>16453181
Only if they don't burn down the entire swamp and have to start again from zero like they have several times before

>>16453169
Fujiko the Dark Mage and Ruri the Black Dragon, ages 30 and 278, Single

>> No.16453210

>>16453175
Welp, guess I'll stay away from that part of the swamp.

Don't want to get burned by magic/acid.

>> No.16453212

>>16453209
Both of them sound delicious.

>> No.16453216

>>16453209
>Fujiko the Dark Mage and Ruri the Black Dragon, ages 30 and 278, Single
>30 and 278, Single
SAD!

>> No.16453218

>>16453145
Such a shame that nyamota only does NTR when he draws popular franchises.

At least when he does his own characters it's all lovey dovey and vanilla.

>> No.16453220

>>16453026
But can I cum in it? That is the only question.

>> No.16453223

>>16452936
This is a lot better than I thought it would be, should never have doubted a purple girl.

>> No.16453226

>>16453026
thats a vampire, elf, devil or what?

name/series?

>> No.16453228

>>16453226
Enigma from Musaigen no phantom world

>> No.16453231

>>16453216
Studying magic is a time-consuming career path!
Mastering combat is a time-consuming career path!
30 is still young!
278 is still young!

>> No.16453236

>>16453209
>ages 30 and 278, Single
They're both christmas cakes and deserve to be impregnated

>> No.16453239

>>16453231
Eh.
I like my cakes thick.

>> No.16453242

How do you husbando a christmas cake dragon?

will you survive the first sex night?

>> No.16453248

>>16452936
Why would lustful human women live on their own in forests or swamps?
I'd make more sense for them to live in huge cities.

Imagine all of Lescatie's brothels' prostitutes suddenly turning into powerful Sex Sorceresses out to get you.

>> No.16453249

>>16452936
Debuffing spell resistance is hot. I like when a lady can exploit your greatest weaknesses.

>> No.16453250

>>16453239
Voluptuous thick or muscular thick?

>> No.16453251

>>16453242
You mean waifu? I would shower her with affection, presents and praises, saying the she is the most beautiful hting in the world and looks way too young.

>> No.16453253

>>16453231
Puh-leees there are basically both grannies at that age.

You wouldn't want to have sex with a wrinkly old woman like that would you? Her vagina's probably got cobwebs, Anon.

COBWEBS!!!

If you make her squirt you'll get a cloud of dust and it'll get in your nose and it'll be really uncomfortable.

Please think twice before shagging grannies.

>> No.16453254

>>16453248
>being hunted by magic sluts and whores
I'm going to need a powerful waifu to protect me from all those bad girls.

>> No.16453257

>>16453250
Both.
Very thick.

>> No.16453264

I want to play a Dark Mage's big booty like a ser of bongos.

>> No.16453265

>>16453257
Maybe if you have some insane charisma and luck you can get them to share then.

>>16453253
This must be the work of an enemy [SABBATH]
They're aged like fine wine!

>> No.16453266

>>16453253
Man that sounds really rude. I would comfort both of them and eat them out just to prove you wrong.

>> No.16453272

>>16452784

>tfw no wisp wife to cosplay as hex maniac

Dude I fucking love ghost types

>> No.16453278

>>16452936
>and their voluptuousness increases as they grow in power
I've just had an adorable thought. Remember KC said that a monster girl's body changes to suit her husband's tastes?

How would a Dark Mage react if her body didn't change at all?

>> No.16453279

>>16453265
>Me
>Charisma

I'm the guy that dumped charisma but put points into Diplomacy while evening out the rest.

If anything, I'd see what happens and leave if they start fighting because I don't want to separate such good friends..... That and I want to keep exploring

>> No.16453280

>>16453278
A really strong and lewd Ara ara~

>> No.16453282

>>16453272
Especially those that tell you to off yourself?

>> No.16453284

>>16453266
Try not to get bitten by the spiders. They'll probably get pissed off that your invading their home.

>>16453265
>Like fine wine
Even the finest wine will turn into vinegar after awhile, Anon.

>> No.16453285
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16453285

A thought occurs, how much wool would a dire sheep produce, imagine an 7-10 foot sheep girl you let's wool grow out and hop on top of her like a big soft wooly pillow, also consider a stubborn dire goat-girl

>> No.16453286

>>16453253
>Not trying to waifu the both of them

Where is your sense of adventure?

>> No.16453288

>>16452936

But can she cast Meteor?

>> No.16453291

>>16453272
>cosplay as hex maniac
The best HM cosplayer would be Komodo.
>gloomy girl
>secretly lewd body under bad posture
>chubby in all the right places

>> No.16453292

>>16453284
Sure thing sabbath. Soon you'll be hearing those ladies moan in pleasure.

>> No.16453299

>>16453288
Meteor is time magic.
She'd be more of a Flare/Nuke, Ice/Fire/Lightning 3, Quake, and Death kind of gal. Or Nosferatu if you go by fe Dark Mages.

>> No.16453301

>>16453284
[swamp neets REEEEing in the distance]

>>16453266
>>16453292
>>16453286
[swamp neets EEEEEPing in the distance]

>> No.16453302

>>16453291
Komodo isn't canon though.
She's also garbage.

>> No.16453306

>>16453163
Very enlightening. And accurate. I'm gonna save this somewhere and chew on it.

The bit about Rusalka worries me too, considering a vast majority of what I've planned relies on his search for elusive information on Ranuinne's location within the DL's hold. And even then less about the information but the trials and tribulations in order to achieve the means to even access the location of the information. In my mind I see her as becoming more of an ideal in MC's mind though I understand how disappointing it would be for her character to fall to that. I'm open for suggestions on how to keep her "Captured damsel" status relevant. I was kind of thinking of using her sisters as a bit of a go-between, particularly Skadi.

Orphan's plot was not driving at all, and I agree. It only existed so that it wasn't the SoL adventures of fucking a spider in a cave and it could put a sympathetic character in position for his future part in Rusalka.

Do you have anything more specific about Tsukumogami? I'm about to return to it and do some things to cement the point of the story, so I'd like to nip any problems in the bud before they get written into the story. I know where it's going, more or less.

As for Resurrection, I'm surprised you feel that way. The concept is a little trite, no? Man lost in time isn't the most original and the introduction is so "nothing" that I don't even have a tone set within the story to guide me. Drama from the past? SoL shenanigans discovering new things? It could be anything. I'll keep it in the back of my mind though, Incubus too.

Any way, thanks for this anon.

>> No.16453308

>>16453299
>>16453299
>>16453288
Now I'm being reminded of Eileen Scarlet/Belserion.

>> No.16453314

>>16453301
They won't have time to eep as I kiss those mature and beautiful lips.

>> No.16453315

>>16453285
Does dire wool lull you into a coma?

>> No.16453318

>>16453306
Wish I had this much drive for my writing. I love you man, no Alp.

>> No.16453319

>>16453315
Yeah that's what I was gonna say >>16453285

>> No.16453321

>>16453299

That's fine, Meteor tends to be pretty inefficient anyway. I just like it because it's flashy. Single target elemental spells are typically the way to go for bosses while -ga spells are nice for mobbing.

>> No.16453323

>>16453301
>[swamp neets EEEEEPing in the distance]
Another happy customer(s)!

No but I'd totally hang out with theme and do stuff.

>> No.16453325

>>16453302
No she isn't, she just smells like that.

>> No.16453328

>>16453315
>>16453319
a embrace you cannot escape

>> No.16453329

>>16453253
I want to tease an elder dragon by calling her old and wrinkly, only for her to get mad and burst into tears because she thinks I don't like her since she's ugly. Afterwards I hastily apologize, saying that I was just joking and that she's actually very pretty and that I'm hopeleasly in love with her.

>> No.16453332

>>16453314
Ah but you still have one more problem despite playing the rest of your cards right- which one do you 'kiss' first?

>> No.16453340

>>16453323
I'm sure they'd adore it so long as you balance affections on them equally!

>> No.16453341

Anons, be careful when looking for your Dark Mage waifu in the swamps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj57zA7fKEQ

>> No.16453342

>>16453321
>ga
I liked it when they used 123 for spells.

Anyway, the level 3 spells outperformed Flare and all other spells if there was an exploitable weakness; ie flare does 2k against against a dragon while ice 3/blizzaga dows 4-7k thanks to ice weaknesses. Flare can be used regardless of weaknesses and comes out on top for those who don't have one.
Summoning magic is where the big dps is at, but the cost is absurd and I don't know how an immortal and infallible eidolon will respond to mamanobama as what you summon is never truly "them".

>> No.16453349

>>16453318
Thanks anon but I'm not sure it counts as drive when there are ongoing stories I haven't touched in months.

>> No.16453352
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16453352

>>16453285
I wonder if weresheep's wool actually grows all over her body except the face, palms and nipples and that she simply shaves it all so that only her arms and legs are covered, then uses the wool she shaved to make clothing to cover the rest of her body.

>> No.16453353

>>16453332
Hopefully the witch will understand, but the dragon has gone a really long long time without it. What is 278 near 30? Sure they are both the most beutiful things in the world, but the poor girl must be aching like crazy down there.
I also have an evil trick, but if the mage understand then it would not be needed.

>> No.16453357

>>16453340
I'm sure I could manage time with them easily.
The only bad part is that they don't exist,

>> No.16453361

>>16453349
Better than years like me. I still haven't updated my crap as I am unable to.
And the computer I got wonct be seeing action as a very stupid friend ended up destroying the charge cable and I need to replace it. So much for updating the shitty saga and whipping up some Joe and his syrup fiend daughter saving the local highschool from a looming threat.

>> No.16453366

>>16453361
What, are you phone posting? My condolences man, I couldn't handle it.

>> No.16453371

>>16452936
Don't bull that weird quiet girl in class or she might come back as a Dark Mage.

>> No.16453372
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16453372

Automaton is for sweet, CONSENSUAL, loving.

>> No.16453373
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>>16453352
>your sheep waifu will never make you blankets, sweaters , and socks from her wool
seriously they're like cows, very handy

>> No.16453378

>>16453366
Get 4chan pass and it becomes decent.
You're almost forced to do it if you phonepost.

>> No.16453379

>>16453357
That certainly throws a damper on the whole experience, dunnit?

>>16453353
Just try to keep an open ear for incantations muttered under one's breath. And ignore the twitching eyelid.

>>16453371
kek

>> No.16453380

>>16453342

Which FF are we going by, VI? I haven't played a FF since XIV and that was years ago.

>> No.16453384

>>16453379
>That certainly throws a damper on the whole experience
Sorry, my bad.

>> No.16453390

>>16453379
You want to know what the secret trick is? I'll give her a small tease on what's to come by nibbling her ear, and say elderly first. She'll be slightly smug about it and most likely happy.

The dragon would be a little suspicious, but once I start kissing her she'll realise that I do prefer scales over anything else.

>> No.16453392

>>16453380
Classic ones.

Where throwing an ice rod at enemies casted level 3 elemental spells, Sandworms hated aqualung to the point of taking 5k damage even if said caster had shit magic, and you could grab orthopedic underwear from the heroine's drawers in a flashback.

>> No.16453397

>>16453390
You cheeky dickwaffle! But the better phrasing would be 'Age before beauty'
What a casanova!

>> No.16453407

>>16453397
Whatever to get those two beaties to smile and be satisfied. Though not like it's going to matter too much once they are going full lewd.

>> No.16453419

>>16453407
>full lewd
would pelvis shattering ensue?

>> No.16453420

>>16453371
But I want her to be a Dark Mage!

>> No.16453425

>>16453397
>Dickwaffle

>> No.16453431

>>16453425
Watch Hellsing Abridged anon, he's referencing.

>> No.16453433

>>16453419
Pelvis shattering from the Black Dragon
Mindbreaking from the Dark Mage
And waking up to the sound not of breakfast being made, but arguing over who gets to bring breakfast over

>> No.16453435

>>16453371
How is that a bad thing?
Do you mean I should take her as a plain human?

>> No.16453436

>>16453433
That sounds horrifying and yet oddly appealing.

>> No.16453440

>>16453419
Well I probably would be completely broken, but it's not like it would matter since I would have two adorable and kind ladies taking care of me.

>> No.16453441

>>16453248
Its not simply being lustful though, they have to have monster-like levels of desire and the ambition to seek power. Presumably living on their own in isolated places helps them focus on their craft.

>> No.16453445

>>16453440
Ah, just walk it off, you'll be fine. Eventually. Maybe.

>> No.16453459

>>16453435
She'll kidnap you and molest you all day.

>> No.16453460

>I missed a lactation discussion involving Dark Mages of all things
My shitty luck.

>> No.16453461

>>16453433
>>16453419
>Black Dragon jackhammering you with her hips while Dark Mage mashes her leaking Manatanks roughly all over your face spewing hypnotic erotic obscenities

I call it the 'well balanced party'

>> No.16453469

>>16453459
But that's what I want to do to her...

>> No.16453471

>>16453461
I see that you are a man of good taste.

>> No.16453472

>>16453445
I won't walk it off, I'll kneel in front of them and make a very special request.

>> No.16453478

>>16453461
You need a healer keeping you going. This isn't CT with its three man party.

>> No.16453483

>>16453472
You know that'll just make 'em happy and you'll have to survive round two, right?

>> No.16453486

>>16453478
True! As the DicksPerSecond, you need as much support as possible! Who in the world could fill such a role on such short notice?

>> No.16453494

>>16453472
>>16453483
>Two shut-in christmas cakes that haven't seen action in years
>suddenly you're kneeling before them making them feel like goddesses

That's a one way ticket to double-heart pupil city, but if you survive they'd literally be in the palm of your hand.

>> No.16453497

>>16453494
Shut-ins need love too.

>> No.16453499

>>16453469
But she's the one with the grudge.

>> No.16453502

>>16453486
Dark priest?

>> No.16453507

>>16453483
Actually, I would've probably died in round one because if that really happened I would be in heaven.

>>16453494
They are monsters too.

>> No.16453518

What if we took Wendigos and gave them moist nuggets before letting them loose for winter warfare?

>> No.16453519

>>16453499
I'm going to escape her clutches and brutally rape her nerdy virgin holes!

>> No.16453522

>>16453507
Jesus man, save it for them, jeez.

>> No.16453532

>>16453497
Wholeheartedly agreed

>>16453518
>cute little white death assassins scurrying across the mountainside
Highly effective.

>> No.16453535

>>16453502
She'd be thrilled by the depravity I'm sure
Now THATs a well rounded party!

>> No.16453537

>>16453306
It might be easier to move this to email. Are you willing to do so?

>> No.16453539

>>16453519
You're acting like she wouldn't already be raping you.

>> No.16453540

>>16453461
I want more milky Dark Mages.

>> No.16453543

>>16453539
You said she'd be molesting me so I imagined she'd be cuddling and kissing me all over and maybe giving me angry handjobs.

>> No.16453547

>>16453522
Did I go too far?

>> No.16453549

>>16453547
Not at all, I'm just lactose intolerant.

>> No.16453554

>>16453537
>>16453306
My envy is hitting shades of viridian that shouldn't even be possible right now.

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>>16453549
Mamono mana fixes that.

>> No.16453564

>>16453532
>Walking through snowstorm with army teammates
>Raging blizzard makes it hard to see jack shit ahead of us or hear much
>Suddenly, a loud gunshot pierces through the storm and violates my ears, followed by my comrade dropping to the ground with a dart in his neck
>One by one the rest of my team falls after more shots are fired
>Soon I'm the only one left standing
>I panic and pull out my luger and aim around wildly, looking for the shooter
>I bump into something while turning around and begins faring wildly into where center mass would be on an average person
>However I find nothing was there, except a small snow covered tree with two branches out the sides
>I continue looking around in fear shouting where the shooter is
>A high pitched giggle is the last thing I hear before a dart is shot into my forehead

>> No.16453568

>>16453563
B-but my waifu is a lizard!
Lizards don't lactate!

>> No.16453570

>>16453549
Well, I guess I ran out of fuel for now. I don't know how to attack those two anymore.

>> No.16453571

>>16453564
>spelling errots
Can someone help me commit sudoku?

>> No.16453573

>>16453543
It would be all of that. She's going to use her magic and new body to make you her familiar.

>> No.16453575

>>16453568
With eromancy and hathorite potions she can.

>> No.16453581

>>16453535
God help you when you child units arrive.

>> No.16453582

>>16453554
If you, or any other writefags ever want a hand, there is always at least one person willing to provide feedback.

>> No.16453584

>>16453575
Time to do some shopping then.

>> No.16453588

>>16453575
What happens if you combine those with a demon or lilim?

>> No.16453597

>>16453537
Yeah, that would be awesome. I just made a throwaway account so I could toss you a link to that or vise versa

>> No.16453599

>>16453588
>What happens if you combine those with a demon
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57988961
There's no art of a lactating Lilim yet though.

>> No.16453600

>>16453564
>Luger
be careful Rommel, the Italians have deployed "special" units

>> No.16453604

>>16453540
She probably uses it in all of her potions, cooks with it in her meals, always makes you have some before intercourse- and if it does have mana-like qualities, it would probably easily be addictive.
Over time you'd need it direct from the tap in large quantities, and what's more, she'd know it. Since she'd have been growing more voluptuous from your giving her your spirit energy, it would be even harder to resist practically begging her for it. Soon, it would be the entirety of your diet- much like how Monsters need spirit energy, now you would NEED her manamilk.
Basically, you'd have completed your transformation into a tit-familiar.

>> No.16453605

>>16453573
She should orgasm deny me with painful handjobs and maybe bite my dick while she's at it. I think that would make me beg her to let me in her.

>> No.16453606

>>16453597
Send it.

>> No.16453609

>>16453599
Well Mari has a kid so she could have lactation artwork done.
Only Lani is unable to lactate as she's flat as garlic flatbread.

>> No.16453610 [DELETED] 

>>16453606
penywisewf@gmail. Peny was taken.

>> No.16453612

>>16453609
>Only Lani is unable to lactate
Are we gonna see a chart of lilim reactions upon being asked about lactation fetish next?

>> No.16453613

>>16453600
Are they worse than those slav Kiki units?

>> No.16453614

>>16453609
Do not bully the board lilim.

>> No.16453616

>>16453612
Why not?

>> No.16453617

>>16453614
I bully because I care.
Itcs why I give Wyverns so much shit.

>> No.16453621

>>16453278
She would try to get better neck muscles, because the power would be going to her hat rather than her assets.

>> No.16453622

>No tall busty dragon that owns a bakery and names her creations after treasure, like "ruby" cake and "gold bar" sweet bread.
>also has a "super fresh" loafs she makes daily and cooks with her own breath.
>as a personal touch, most of the food she makes has a claw mark on it

>> No.16453624

>>16453613
Well, Italians have a play before work mentality, but with these ones, it's not a good thing. They'll play with you, alright.

>> No.16453625

>>16453604
>Tit-familiar
>Have to drain them from overflow every morning and night
>your job to stuff them into her dress every morning somehow, which gets exceedingly harder as time goes on
>even have to lift them for her when she goes on walks to relieve strain on her back

There are worse jobs

>> No.16453626

>>16453604
Good girl.

>> No.16453628

>>16453599
I'm more interested in enlarging their bust

>> No.16453634

>>16453617
I know what you're talking about. I used to bully Ryus a lot. They got a shit load of latenights because of it too.

>> No.16453643

>>16453634
So you caused most Ryu latenight images? What a coincidence! I am behind most of the Wurm ones.

We need more Wyvern crying to balance these snake dragons out.

>> No.16453646

>>16453643
Nah, she should be ignored. It's the only thing that makes her cute.

>> No.16453669

>>16453622
do you really want me to call the ambulance? I don't have diabates yet I think I'll develop one if you go on.

>> No.16453679

>>16453622
I'd probably get really unhealthy eating there all the time just to see her.

>> No.16453684
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No touching!

>> No.16453689

>>16453684
>implying I'd ever be so rude as to touch a dragons tail before I am married to her

Remember to preserve her purity anons!

>> No.16453695

>>16453684
What about hugging?

>> No.16453699

>>16453612
>Lani
>Relevant to anything
She's literally a meme at this point.

>> No.16453705

>>16453684
I think I'd feel so ashamed with myself if I did this to a dragon. The shame would probably stick with me.

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>>16453684
Gimmie that tail kid.

>> No.16453707

>>16453699
I posted that focusing less on Lani and more on how he implied that every lilim save for her is capable of lactating.

Imagine it, anon.

>> No.16453710

>>16453699
I like her name. I kinda like all the lilim's names.

>> No.16453714

>>16453706
Don't post irrelevant images.

>> No.16453716

>>16453684
>the ribbon on her horn
How is it that ribbons make everything exponentially cuter?

>> No.16453738

>>16453707
A flattly can't lactate. Even if she downs hathorite milk.

>> No.16453739

>>16453706
Stop wasting images senpai

>> No.16453742

>>16453684
Too late, I'll take responsibility though.

>> No.16453745

>>16453707
Doesn't change the fact she's an irrelevant character created by a whiny, autistic faggot on the same tier as Bollocks.

>> No.16453750

>>16453745
But anon, lactating lilims. Imagine walking up to Druella and asking her about lactation

Or Ilassa. Or Mari.

Can't recommend Selene or Victoria, they'd probably stab you, and Renault will run you over.

>> No.16453756

>>16453745
Bob comparisons really show you have no imagination with your shitposts.

>> No.16453780

>>16453750
Mari has experience being a wetnurse so far.

>> No.16453783
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16453783

Did I make a good purchase?

>> No.16453787

>>16453783
Jesus christ shave your arms

>> No.16453788

>>16453783
Yes gorilla

>> No.16453790

>>16453783
Nice

>>16453787
>>16453788
>being low test males

>> No.16453793

>>16453783
I'm jealous.
>>16453787
>>16453788
>that
>hairy
Real men don't shave their arms anyway, what are you, alps?

>> No.16453797

>>16453783
DL will be pleased.

>> No.16453800

>>16453756
>Bob
Reading comprehension motherfucker, do you have it.

>> No.16453809

>>16453783
Conglaturations.

>> No.16453814
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16453814

Tailpussy is invincible.

>> No.16453821

>>16453814
BIGGER. NEEDS A TAILPUSSY BIG ENOUGH TO ENGULF A MAN'S HEAD.

>> No.16453822

>>16453814
I wanna slap them tiddies

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>>16453787
>>16453788
Am I actually that hairy? :(

>> No.16453831

>>16453814
What a weird small pussy lion.

>> No.16453834

>>16453814
>Yan Sea bishop, automaton booty, cute friendly demon and now this shortstack

You're a winner, nav

>> No.16453840

>>16453829
Don't listen to the Alp fuccbois

>> No.16453841
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>>16453814
Tail pussy is fearsome indeed, as are those tits.
>>16453834
Nav is a treasure.

>> No.16453842

>>16453829
I thought you were the legendary Bigfoot at first

>> No.16453844

>>16453829
Alps are probably jealous of you being able to actually grow body hair.

>> No.16453847

>>16453829
> :(
Stop

>> No.16453848
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>>16453821
thats a frightening request anon

>> No.16453850

>>16453787
>>16453788
Fucking hairless bitchboy twinks. MGs on /hbg/ are shitposting about you this very moment.

>> No.16453852

>>16453848
Now this is a real manticore.

>> No.16453854

>>16453814
Speaking of manticores, was that clock thing any good? I only have a little bit of time to read stuff.

>> No.16453856

>>16453841
I still don't regret taking the hat. And I wont tell her where it is no matter what she does to me.

>> No.16453858

>>16453852
with a tailpussy that big its almost a manti{spoiler]vore[/spoiler] which is very dangerous territory

>> No.16453859

>>16453854
Never read it, but ELH isn't a bad writefag so there's no harm in giving it a try.

>> No.16453860

>>16453848
I literally cannot get off on a Manticore unless she's able to subdue men by re-enacting the King Kong shit worm scene and suffocating him into unconsciousness within the wet and warm walls of her tail vagina.

>> No.16453861

>>16453858
Just use her main pussy intead while she binds your hands with her tail.

>> No.16453862

>>16453848
She needs a tail that size or bigger, because she was shrunken in wonderland

>> No.16453864
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16453864

Obligatory best girl

>> No.16453865

>>16453864
That's not Jinko

>> No.16453866

>>16453800
Ah a simple mistake. But the point does still stand. It's no different than "Everyone I don't like is Hitler!".

>> No.16453867

>>16453864
Great taste friend.

>> No.16453868

>>16453848
How long is an average milking session with a tail pussy that big?

>> No.16453870
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16453870

I got played.

>> No.16453871

>>16453864
You don't need to keep posting photos anon.

>> No.16453872

>>16453814
Those paws are adorable.

>> No.16453873

>>16453870
Oh shit. Time do destroy the place where you bought it.

>> No.16453877

>>16453871
I'm really excited tho. Do you guys not like my shitty photos?
>>16453865
Sadly, she's not in here.

>> No.16453880

>>16453870
If it was sealed when you bought it, hit up 7Seas' twitter. They might replace it.

>> No.16453881

>>16453877
Typically, when mass-posting photos, one uses an imgur album so as to not flood the thread.

>> No.16453882

>>16453870
>it even cuts out the lewd

RIP

>> No.16453883

>>16453877
>Do you guys not like my shitty photos?
You're blowing through the imagecount for a book that already has better quality photos taken of it.

>> No.16453884

>>16453877
If you're excited then talk about the book, that would do more than posting pics everyone has already seen.

>> No.16453886

>>16453868
very short

>> No.16453889

>>16453886
How will that satisfy the hungry tail pussy?

>> No.16453891

>>16453889
A lot of very short sessions.

>> No.16453892

>>16453870
Get your money back from the racconsluts.

>> No.16453894

>>16453881
>>16453883
>>16453884
Ok. Ill control myself from now on.

>> No.16453898

>>16453889
it won't
it never will
it's hunger for nut knows no bounds

>> No.16453900

>>16453894
At least delete your images unlike these chucklefucks:
>>16453706
>>16452230
>>16451957
>>16449928
>>16449881

>> No.16453901
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16453901

>kakuen starts getting art after her year is over

Lewd version: http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Pyunya/481912/Kakuen---Monster-girl-uncensor

>> No.16453904

>>16453783
Just shave your arms James

>> No.16453906

>>16453901
>look at lewd
>no fluff on the muff
it's ok, I guess

>> No.16453908

>>16453900
I think it's one newfag who keeps doing it.

>> No.16453911

>>16453901
As long the delicious monkey gets it, I'm fine with it.

>> No.16453912

>>16453900
Ill do it just for you, anon.

>> No.16453916

>>16453848
I wonder if manticores are any good at those crane games. If they fail to pick up whatever item they're trying to grab with the crane, make some euphemisms about their poor tail technique.

>> No.16453930

>>16453916
>Manticore: "If the prizes were shaped like dicks I would win every time!"

>> No.16453933

I'm not usually into manticore, but if one came up to me with a long and slender tailpussy, dressed in a classy dress and put some effort into charming me rather than just drooling over my dick and going rape mode, I'd accept an obviosly-venom-spiked drink from her, damn the consequences.

>> No.16453939
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16453939

>weather has improved and spring draws nearer
I'm back baby. Even if I've gotten fuckawful from inactivity.

>> No.16453942
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16453942

>>16453933

>> No.16453944

>>16453939
I prefer winters that actually looks like winter.

>> No.16453945

>>16453933
They're 'would be raped by 10/10' material for me but I wouldn't wanna shack up with one personally

>> No.16453947

>>16453942
Sleeker, sexier looking, with more spikes, but far far smaller and thinner.

>> No.16453948

>>16453942
Didnct know ELH liked the Manticores.

>> No.16453951

>>16453944
I like it when it's just warm all year round.
Fuck the cold.

>> No.16453954

>>16451029
I just realized I could've been the tiebreaker for the DireLove and Kobold/Hellhound thing. Whoops.

>> No.16453956

>>16453933
>>16453942
I'd let her lock me in her rape dungeon, it's probably a classy rape dungeon too.

>> No.16453959

>>16453956
It's not a rape dungeon. It's a dimly lit bedroom with drapes and sheets of silk everywhere and a large round bed and a fridge for between-sex snacks.

>> No.16453960

>>16453948
Clockcore is his brain child after all.

>> No.16453962

>>16453939
you should draw some tits for her. Or some Wisp tits.

>> No.16453965

>>16453962
She's flat because she's a kid. Her little nipple covers have to be taped on or they won't stay in place.

>Wisp
Niet.

>> No.16453968

>>16453959
Does she at least have fuzzy handcuffs to use? I want the full Manticore experience.

>> No.16453969

>>16453968
Of course. But the fuzz is hers

>> No.16453981

Crane monster when?

>> No.16453985
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16453985

Say one nice thing about your least favorite monstergirl.

>> No.16453989

>>16453866
Except Chowder is on the same level of whiny, entitled little faggot autist as him. He literally came out and went "I MADE LANI FOR YOU, THE THREAD, AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK ME?"

>> No.16453990

>>16453985
Dragons are strong.

>> No.16453991

>>16453985
Maybe the Caits have some cool werecat and werewolf friends for me to woo

>> No.16453995

>>16453985
Charybdis would be cute, if it weren't a fucking barnacle

>> No.16453998

>>16453985
Grizzlies are friendly?

>> No.16454001

>>16453985
Matangos have one decent subspecies in the form of Mad Hatters.

>> No.16454002

>>16454001
I agree with everything this man says.

>> No.16454004

>>16453985
I'm sure baphomets give great hugs.

>> No.16454005

>>16453989
Nice over exageration of the event there. Totally siding with you my mandingo.

>> No.16454006

>>16453985
lolis are cute?

>> No.16454007

>>16454001
This, Mad Hatters are so randomly great compared to their parent species

>> No.16454008

>>16453985
Cu Siths would make pretty great adventuring buddies if you didn't have to fuck them due to mamono mana.

>> No.16454011

>>16453985
Atlach-Nacha's are visually very interesting

>> No.16454016

>>16453985
Charybdis is cute

>> No.16454017

>>16453985
I think some people like the taste of mushrooms.

>> No.16454023

>>16453985
Baphomets make good punting projectiles.

>> No.16454025

>>16453985
Slimes are really comfy.

>> No.16454027

>>16453985
Maybe Caits are fairly cute.

>> No.16454030

>>16453985
Chershire's teleportation would be useful.

>> No.16454033

>>16454025
You don't like slimes?

>> No.16454036

>>16454008
I prefer the headcanon that if a Cu Sith spends enough time with her eventual master and lover, she gains the ability to shift into basically a Werewolf form, with gradient golden-green hair.

Then, if he reciprocates her feelings, she can keep that form permanently, or change back into a furry. If you're a degenerate faggot, that is.

>> No.16454045

>>16454033
They just don't appeal to me. Maybe its because I have crap taste but yeah, don't like 'em.

>> No.16454048

>>16453985
I like how beelzebub has that licking fetish and her kiss is probably pretty good.

>> No.16454072

>>16454005
He's exaggerating, but Chowder really does like to throw pity parties over his lilim not being as big as Mari or Illassa and it does get annoying.

>> No.16454077

>>16453985
sandworms would make good excavation partners

>> No.16454089

>>16454005
Nah, the Lani guy pushes his shit lilim all the time and thinks we should like it. At least he isn't doing it as much lately, I think he should just go back to writefagging. He wasn't the best, but his stories were entertaining enough.

>> No.16454090

>>16452026
Well the obvious first: Ryu's, Vampires, the odd Shirohebi, Dragons, Kitsunes are the first few that come to my head.
Generally anything particulary powerfull could have a cult attached, even say a Hellhound. Heck, you could make a rule of thumb for it:

Is it a generally very powerfull being?
Is the being in question either capable of strongly aiding its worshippers (Eg Ryu) or alternatively capable of easily hurting them (Eg Dragon)?

If yes, then the Monstergirl could have a cult attached to her and perhaps even have a shrine.

>> No.16454091

Say through either a past marriage, one night stand, or an adoption, a male has a human son. How would the monstergirl he eventually becomes husband to react?

>> No.16454113

>>16454091
>"Looks like our future daughter won't have to go hunting for a husband"

Pretty much the obvious one.

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>>16453814
Even the very strongest of tail pussy wielders have their match anon.

>> No.16454130

After todays discussion, how soon until we get a non-profile MGE Dark Mage wearing cowprint witch attire?

>>16454116
Cell would wreck her shit.

>> No.16454132

>>16453985
She doesn't exist

>> No.16454133

>>16454091
She'd love him like her own.
Also this >>16454113

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>>16452843
Oh you have done it now.

>> No.16454140

>>16454113
>>16454133
Do you think she'd respect it if the husband said he wants the son to make his own choice once he's of age of who to marry, even if its not a daughteru or even not a monster?

>> No.16454142
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16454142

I want to degrade a monoeye by calling her names while I bully her womb with my dick then knock her up until she has one great big heart-pupil

>> No.16454145

>>16454130
I know its what I'll be looking to suggest if people are drawing stuff.

>> No.16454146

>>16454140
I think she might be sad for a bit, but wouldn't mind.

>> No.16454160

>>16454130
>Holstaur jealousy reaching nuclear proportions

>> No.16454173

>>16454145
My man.
>>16454160
That makes it all the more hotter. Dark Mages are now on the list non-bovine monstergirls perfect for lactation stuff.

>> No.16454183

>>16453965
But if she's a kid, why is he holding a dangerous tool? Somoene should punish her for playing with dangerous toys.

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>>16454173
Is it milk though or uniquely colored coalesced mana essence ala pic related?

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>>16454173
Dark Mages as just very slutty human girls.

>> No.16454193

>>16454187
>Dark make milk glow white and purple
Fuckin' tasty.
Captcha: rutland aware

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>>16454130
>Cell would wreck her shit

Are you so certain?

>> No.16454214

>>16454193
>Come home from exhausting day of running errands, harvesting spell components, and just doing various oddjobs as is your charge as a familiar to your Dark Mage masterfu
>Job sucks but the tiddy game ridiculous, so whatever
>Walk back into your Dark Mage wife's shrekhut, its actually surprisingly comfy but you wish she'd at least be waiting at the door for you sometimes
>Dark Mage wife comes out as you're setting down the ingredients, says she's been waiting for you
>Actually being pretty nice, says she knows you had a rough day so she's been preparing a bath for you
>Well can't say no to that
>leads you to the bathroom, you take off your clothes and look into the tub-
>filled to the brim with a glowing, iridescent, creamy looking liquid
>the door shuts hard behind you as you feel two huge, squishy, and lightly dripping orbs press against your back
>"Get in."

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>>16454214

>> No.16454230

>>16454214
>Instinctively refuse, that stuff doesn't look right! Dark mage reminds you with a smirk that thanks to the servant/master pact you don't get to refuse. Proceeds to grope you as she leads you into the tub.

>> No.16454240

>>16454230
More!

>> No.16454247

>>16454230
>Refuse
>As if you would.

>> No.16454250

>>16454005
If Chowder spent less time acting like another angry, whiny little entitled piece of shit pushing his shitty OC Lilim over actually writing about him I'd extend him the olive branch. But no, he wants to be Shoggocks 2.0

>> No.16454252

Ayyy /mgt/, if folks haven't voted yet please do!

http://www.strawpoll.me/12169028/

>>16453954
It's alright, there's 2 different ties atm so I'm just waiting to see which one wins out. If it's shenanigans/neither wins out I'll probably just flip a coin o7

>> No.16454256

>>16454252
Lovely

>> No.16454259

>>16454250
What's up with his lilim, is she cool at least?

>> No.16454260

I want to go on a date with my cute ryu who is ignorant of the outside world.

>> No.16454265

>>16454252
God that selection fucking sucks

>> No.16454286

>>16454265
I just voted for the thing I knew less about. Direlove or whatever. literal surprise box, who knows what the fuck that means

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>>16454286
I think it's supposed to be a dating website, I mean it's pretty self explanatory. The art would be of dire monster girl profiles on this dating site.

>> No.16454291

>>16453985
The siths make good house pets.
Now if they could shoot lightning out of their paws they would be better than Mantangos.

>> No.16454300

>>16454289
What would Dire girls look for in men? Would they like the fit athletic guys who could keep their pace when they go for their early morning 5 mile jog? Or would they like the stay at home type?

>> No.16454303

>>16454291
>Cu Sith wants the Anon D
>Refuse to give it to her, her expression darkens
"So, it's treason then."
>Draws her sword, spiraling at him while letting out an AWOOOO~
>Anon wakes up being rode by a strangely human Cu Sith, emerald lightning crackling on her body as she pounds into him like a bucking bronco

>> No.16454310

>>16454300
In previous threads people have put up mock suggestions for things that could be in the profile. Typically it was that plus the occasional gap moe cutesy thing like long walks on the beach or something.

>> No.16454314

>>16454300
A man who could survive a night in the fray of love making.

>> No.16454325

How's your waifu/personal OC/favorite OC called?

>> No.16454326

>>16454300
Oh hey, I can actually do 5 miles walking fast!
Maybe I have a chance with mgs after all.

>> No.16454329

>>16454325
Stop with the questionnaires please.

>> No.16454338

>>16454325
Urasiel.

>> No.16454339

>>16454259
She relies on threadcanon and memes about wurms, so no. I wouldn't care but she's out of place compared with the other lilims who were made to fit in with the actual setting instead of the threadcanon version.

>> No.16454341

Anyone know if Demons/Succubus/etc. (any MG really) age at all? Just wondering since Vampires are immortal and Slimes are...well Slimes. Been away for a while and can't remember.

>> No.16454344

>>16454325
Akemi.

>> No.16454348

>>16454329
I've also noticed this, one anon does nothing but post endless questions on anon's waifus. I'm guessing he's new or from the wiki.

>> No.16454351
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16454351

I need names
Names for Tanuki
a Scylla
a poofy Snow Leopard girl
a Lizardman

I should have done this last week, honestly

>> No.16454354

>>16454329
>>16454348
I don't think he's the same from before.

>> No.16454357

>>16454348
>>16454354
It's the NSA datamining, I wouldn't worry about it

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>>16454348
Nah, its not all one anon. I'll occasionally throw one out if the thread is really slow but I haven't posted one for a few days, though someone mentioned the same afterward, so.

>> No.16454363

>>16453985
Your waifu at least has someone that loves her.

>> No.16454365

>>16454341
Demons and succubi in particular almost certainly do not past a certain point. Its variable beyond that but the general idea is every single MG no matter the type live a very, very long time naturally

>> No.16454371

>>16453985
Cu and Cait Sith at least make furries feel like they belong anywhere but the trash incinerator.

>> No.16454372

>>16454363
Damn, that's pretty rough man.

>> No.16454373

>>16454351
>Tanukis
Fuck off shoggy

>> No.16454376

>>16454373
>Shoggy
no, it's Pete

>> No.16454383

>>16454325
>personal OC
Eteri.

>> No.16454396

>>16454376
Oh
Fuck off pete
Whoever you are.

>> No.16454398

>>16454365
Ok, one more question then I'm out to possibly write something. With Demons, they could be centuries old, most feared and one of the biggest names out there. Would it be weird (for the Demon archtype, I know about "Your Idea, just do it, who cares what others think" first time attempting to write jitters for them to get bored and just want to have fun? Like playing vidya or reading or the like.

>> No.16454399
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16454399

Ok, does anyone else want to help me think of a name for a tanuki other than the retard?

>> No.16454401

>>16454399
Hannah.

>> No.16454404

>>16454399
Depends on her personality and the region you're basing it on?

Akane is always good, if plain.

>> No.16454409

>>16454351
>Names for Tanuki
Siobhan
>a Scylla
Anzia or something anything generally Italian/Norwegian sounding.
>a poofy Snow Leopard girl
Belleau.
>a Lizardman
Use a name generator.

>> No.16454410

>>16454325
Heather.

>> No.16454412

>>16454399
Not him, but you have to understand that you haven't been here in a year or two. A large section of the thread won't know who you are.

As for the name, I've always liked Amber.

>> No.16454414

Alright, votes are in! Thanks for voting everyone o/

direLove.com profiles win!
http://imgur.com/a/p0Lw1

>>16454265
p-pls no bully

>> No.16454416

>>16454409
or anything*

>> No.16454418
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>> No.16454419

>that feel when too old for nee-sans

>> No.16454421

>>16454341
If you mean the MGE then lifespans vary from a little longer than a human up to thousands of years. Assuming that line in MGE 1 applies to all monsters then even vampires and such are not immortal.

All the same they will continue to "look" young to their dying day.

A known exception would probably be any monsters living in Pandemonium. Since time does not pass there, one would presume no one can grow old there, making them technically immortal.

>> No.16454424

>>16454401
That'll work
>>16454404
It's set in the Mediterranean, but I'm going to say she's from "the other side" originally. She's a bit dark skinned, green eyes and brown hair and her job isn't physical, so she's not rocking a six pack or anything, but she's not a fatty. I figured I'll probably end up making half of the girls stronk.
>>16454409
I've got the other ones named now
Scylla is Alina, I went with Italian
Lizardman is Gabrielle
Snow Leopard is Irina, because some live in Russia and I like Russian cats.
>>16454412
I may use Amber for a later character

>> No.16454426

>>16453372
what are those supposed to be ?

>> No.16454427

>>16454414
I eagerly await thicc big girls.

>> No.16454431

>>16454418
Remember to tell your sons not to take any pies on the windowsill.

>> No.16454433

>>16454431
Sons?

>> No.16454435

>>16454412
Also I called him a retard because he automatically told me to fuck off for asking for a name to use

>> No.16454438
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>>16454398
That's really, truly different for everyone. As someone who particularly likes demons considering I waifu one I like to think that from what material we see they're intelligent and free-willed enough to have other interests and ambitions than just sex. The way their biography is set up seems to imply that they were kind of a big deal in the hierarchy of the last Demon Lord's armies, as in the violent one, and having that experience of conscientiously experiencing the change from being violent manipulative conquerors to lustful manipulative seducers may have given them some perspective.
Another point to suggest they may have other hobbies or interests is in that they are explicitly said to be good at cooking meals for their husbands as well as they actively go out to buy clothes to impress their husband. There actually aren't alot of monstergirls who have that kind of stuff in their profile, kind of really 'mundane' activities that sound so human in nature, so I assume that the implication is that as part of their ability to be manipulative, Demons readily integrate parts of Human culture and society into their lives.
Think about it from the perspective of a traditional biblical Demon, they want to know what it is humans desire and operate on in order to be able to best tempt them right? So in the more laid back and less malicious setting of MGE, it makes sense that they'd want to have human interests and hobbies so as to best be prepared to entice husbands.

All in all, 'wandering scholar' states that for alot of MGs there has been a shift towards them taking up human hobbies and trying to integrate into human culture, so that combined with the aforementioned above makes it seem perfectly logical that Demons would get some more mundane interests like what you said, moreso even than alot of other monsters.

tl;dr its not just headcanon fluff that Demons seem more chill, there actually seems to be precedence in their lore that suggest they're more chill and willing to engage in human stuff

>> No.16454449

>>16454435
To be fair he was different than me, who called you shoggy because only that fag likes Tanukis, or did.

>> No.16454452
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>>16454426
Shinkis awaiting their very loving and gentle mastah.

>> No.16454455

>>16454438
>Regardless of it not being part of the pact, a demon will cook whatever her man wants to eat every day, and visit clothing stores to acquire whatever outfits he wants her to wear

It even explicitly says 'clothing stores'. That is actually rare among monsters in how much it implies Demons are willing to be in society. Are there any other MGs that are explicitly said to cook things?

>> No.16454465

>>16454452
Would there be high-grade Zipanguese Shinkis that are smart, elegant, and well designed, as well as their counterpart the low-grade, mass produced not!China shinki manufacturers, that make dumb, clumsy, rough shinkis from bad plastic and tin?

>> No.16454471
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16454471

Man, ice cream shops in MGC sure are weird.

>> No.16454473

>>16454471
That looks uncomfortable.

>> No.16454475

>>16454449
who the fuck is shoggy anyway

>> No.16454477

>>16454473
So start licking so she can get up.

>> No.16454484

>>16454455
I take it you haven't read World Guide II.

>> No.16454485

>>16454471
If I ask for Rocky Road, does that mean that she shits on my chest?

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>>16454465
Yes, and being a not!China shinki is suffering.

>> No.16454493
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16454493

>Inherit a couple of dolls from your grandmother
>They fucking terrify you because they're human sized
>With no place to keep them right now, you put them in a corner of your room
>You can swear they're looking at you, every night

>> No.16454496

>>16454493
There's only one solution: masturbate furiously in front of them while making eye contact.

>> No.16454497

>>16454471
What a waste of good ice cream.

No, really, food play is actually pretty disgusting. I can't wrap my head around this fetish.

>> No.16454498

>>16454438
Same here on the Demon train, my friend. Something about the blue skin that just makes my heart skip a bit.

Alright, some to go on.

Its just that I had an idea when I was at work about some big name Demon renouncing her roll as General(?), going to someones home at random (me), becoming something like Tony Stark and girlfriend/wife (don't know yet) combined, and fast-forwarding a year or two with a summary reading like a profile for the government Think like Dead or Alive with stats, appearance etc,etc. Trying to go for funny, sexy and heartwarming, hopefully it works out since this is my first attempt.

>> No.16454502

>>16454484
I mean insomuch as its right there within their profiles as opposed to assumed as part of the general society of monsters. It would seem more likely for them, then, as opposed to, say, some beastial monster who lives out in the caves or forests of the demon realms.

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>>16454455
Growing numbers from many races are learning how to cook. But as far as being mentioned in the profiles themselves, well, devils come to mind, as do yuki-onnas.

>> No.16454507

>>16454496
But imagine for a moment that you don't know about monstergirls, anon. Imagine when they start to move, breathing heavily and saying your name. Imagine the fearboner

>> No.16454511

>>16454502
It's in the Demon profile so as to be juxtaposed to the fact that they own you. It completely changes the tone of that relationship.
Other profiles don't necessarily need that to be written out for them.

The point being that cooking is rather widespread amongst all MGs that you could reasonably label as being civilized and even some of the more dedicated "wild" ones, like KCs example Ushi-Oni as seen in >>16454503

>> No.16454515

>>16454503
That Inari is adorable.

>> No.16454517

>>16454515
That ushi is even more.

>> No.16454518

>>16454409
>Belleau.
How is this pronounced?

>> No.16454519

>>16454498
Sounds, honestly, a bit convoluted, but good luck and I look forward to seeing it!

>> No.16454521

Thread confessions!
If monstergirls were real, I'd still be fapping to 2D
I don't think Alp is that bad as a writefag, he just needs to listen to criticism

>> No.16454522

>>16454518
Bell-oh

>> No.16454523

>>16454518
Bellow, I think

>> No.16454524

>>16454522
>>16454523
Thanks anons.

>> No.16454525

>>16454503
>tfw no smug dire ushi to obliterate my pelvis

>> No.16454527

>>16454521
If monstergirls were real (3D) they would be shit

>> No.16454531

>>16454521
If monster girls were real, I'd by trying to alp and then commit yuri, futa, or at least fuck a trap.
Not kidding.

>> No.16454533

>>16454503
>>16454511
Fair point, in particular about the juxtaposition or to help set up the whole Dom/Sub/Switch thing Demons have going on. I guess I re-visit the profiles themselves more than the world guides and forgot how developed alot of the Demon Realms are.

>> No.16454536

>>16454519
Yeah, I thought the same thing but I thought it was just me being nervous about writing about my waifu. I wanted to ask what you guys thought first since you guys are honest as hell.

>> No.16454541

>>16454493
Knowing me, I'd wind up talking to them. Telling them things I'd normally keep to myself.

Better to let it out where nobody can see than to keep it all in.

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>>16454325
Victoria
It was inevitable considering I invested more time on her than any other character I've written

>> No.16454553

>>16454536
Maybe try starting with something simpler. Just a single scene to whet your writing juices.

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>>16454533
>and forgot how developed alot of the Demon Realms are.

Indeed, some monster girls have even founded wildly successful business chains.

Anons, would you recommend your daughterus go to work at the local Tricoromille?

>> No.16454562

>>16454521
Human x female kemono is not that bad when you eliminate their male counterpart and the austistic western fanbase

>> No.16454563

>>16454533
I did notice this, however:
>Currently, most new methods of cooking demon realm produce are devised by incubi who were formerly human, and monsters who were formerly human women.
So converts are more likely to be top chefs than existing MGs.

>> No.16454565

>>16454493
>>16454507
I don't know about you anon, but if the only difference between me and theoretical me is that I don't know about monster girls, I'd still find a way to fuck those things.

>> No.16454567

>>16454455
I wonder how wet it would get a Demon if her husband cooked for her?

>> No.16454568
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>>16454521
I would go to wherever they come from to remove myself from this shitty life I have. Whatever I need to do to find a big muscly girl, I'll do. And then I'll live happily.

>> No.16454569

>>16454562
I agree but this sure as hell isn't the place for it.

>> No.16454570

>>16454521
I think almost everything would be better if mamono mana was less OP

>> No.16454572

>>16454565
I seriously doubt you wouldn't shit on your pants the first time it happens.

>> No.16454574

>>16452936
Once again I've got to say her Dark Mages are top tier for story writing
Overall a great girl for people who want monster girl level lewdness without the monstrous bits or are into magic

>>16454419
You can never be too old for nee-sans with monster girls, there is always some 200+ years old looking for a cute otouto out there

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>>16454568
>Whatever I need to do to find a big muscly girl
find oni chieften, throw soybeans at her, she'll think its cute you thought that worked and drag you off

>> No.16454579

>>16454521
Eh, alright then
On drawfags
>Something about Barb's style puts me off and I think the faces fall into the uncanny valley for me
>Snibs art just does nothing for me. The style is just weird and I can't describe why I don't care for it.
On writefags
>Machineanon wasn't even a great writefag. His ego was completely unjustified, the guy was just another Negawalker in both skill and self worth.
On the thread in general
>The thread builds up a weird celebrity status around certain namefags and only inflates their ego further. Recent example: KDF.

>> No.16454582

>>16454572
Well yeah the first time they move on their own or talk I'd freak the hell out. But before that I'd be finding a way to fuck them and exploring their bodies and outfits.

>> No.16454586

>>16454579
I'd agree with you on Barb's older stuff but his more recent works have been perfectly fine.

>> No.16454587

>>16454521
Thread confessions are cancer.

>> No.16454590

>>16454561
This stuff is warming to me in that it shows that not just the males can continue having ambitions beyond sex once they become incubi but also monstergirls themselves

I suppose that's the one thing I sometimes would like more of in the setting is more side-stories and characters that, gasp, aren't necessarily doing things just to have more sex

Also, I'd not mind my Demon daughteru to work there if she so wanted

>> No.16454600

>>16454586
He's improved, but there's still something about his faces that really turns me off even now. They're no where near as bad as they used to be, but there's this little something I can't entirely put my finger on that annoys me when I look at his art. It's annoying because otherwise he's great.

>> No.16454608

>>16454575
I think she's probably too big for me

>> No.16454613

Are succubus proof windows necessary in Monster Girl City?

>> No.16454615

>>16454613
yes

>> No.16454621

>>16454613
Succubus are probably the most minor threat as far as windows go.

>> No.16454623

>>16454521

I would unironically date a fat monster girl.

As long as they have good attitudes and home skills, I wouln't min.

>> No.16454628
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>>16454613
Never.

>> No.16454632

>>16454590
World Guide 2 is chock full of such heartwarming stuff, probably thanks to all the ads put in by different monster girls, and due to being written by a monster girl instead of the well-meaning but rather stuffy Wandering Scholar.

>> No.16454633

>>16454623
My level of judging depends on how much so you're talking here.

>> No.16454635

>>16454579
>>The thread builds up a weird celebrity status around certain namefags and only inflates their ego further. Recent example: KDF.
Fucking this. Discussing someone's stories or art is alright, but sometimes you get this one mediocre faggot whose entire deal is there's a stupid meme that revolves around them, like how Nyanon kept flooding the thread with shit about "maus"

>> No.16454636

>>16454623
>fat monster
Single ones may be, but they're gonna be burning calories quite a lot after getting a partner

>> No.16454641

>>16454521
If it wasn't for you guys I would've killed myself already.

>> No.16454642

>>16454635
>maus
Please don't remind me.

>> No.16454644

>>16454636
Not if that's their partner's preferred shape.

>> No.16454646

>>16454633
I would go up to the 'go back to /d/' tier as long as the face is cute.

>>16454636
Eh, I wouldn't even mind all that much, although I wouldn't say no to a /fit/ girl like muscle lich.

I'd even go more muscled than that if it happened.

>> No.16454647

>>16454628
"Aren't you a little too big to be a fairy?"

>> No.16454649

>>16454646
So, sphere-tier?

>> No.16454651

>>16454647
"Aren't you a little big to not be inside me?"

>> No.16454652

>>16454632
I do enjoy how KC makes the Wandering Scholar decidedly 'off' on so much stuff though, because the same sort of sentiment even permeates into the readers' views of certain things. For instance, some of the stuff listed out in the profiles makes certain monsters seem a lot more sinister than they actually are as evidenced by stuff in the guidebooks (One would be completely shocked at the idea of an Ushi-Oni cooking if they just read the profile but that's obviously not the whole story as the guidebook shows). Its natural for the Wandering Scholar to be wary, but the reality is much more positive and allows for people to really still have relatively normal lives.
The only thing that I still get moderately hung up on is how willing and nonchalant KC seems to make putting monster children close to sex, like how in the exact same sentence where it says 'couples baths are for hardcore sex' he says 'bring your kids too!' but he's also pretty into lolicon so its something to just sort of accept and move on.

>> No.16454653

>>16454649
No, literal spheres are just bad artists.

But I am talking belly heavy kinda types.

Like I said though, this depends on them having cute faces, good personalities, and at least some home skills.

I don't want dead weight (HAH)

>> No.16454655

>>16454521
I miss the days when we had three or four story updates a thread
I have fantasies about monstergirl hitwomen killing men like how that chick in Goldeneye strangles that guys she's fucking. The worst bit is I cum harder than usual to this.
I think KC has run out of ideas and is just milking this thing as far as he can at this point.

>> No.16454656

>>16454651
>No monstergirl stalker who watches you masturbate so she can get an idea of what to expect.
>She'll never sneak "growth stimulators" into your food to bring you up to her standards.

>> No.16454661

>>16454656
I'd rather her tell me it's perfect to begin with, only to have me increase it's size with monster drugs so I can pulverize that puss and make her ahegao with heart pupils as I shoot my load deep in her

>> No.16454663

>>16452936
>the "anti-Sabbath"
>no straight shota action at all
>AT ALL
God fucking damn it I'd been waiting for that ever since KC said they existed reeeeeeeee

>> No.16454665

>>16454656
Could be fun.
She'd like STRETCHING

>> No.16454670

>>16454663
It's fine, looking at how lustful they are probably many of the familiars end being shotas

>> No.16454671

>>16454635
Pretty much this. The loudest writefags are normally the ones with average or shit content.

>> No.16454674

>>16454661
Why would she tell you anything before she's done secretly prepping you for the first time she sneaks into your room, covers your mouth so you can't scream and rapes the resistance out of you?

>>16454665
For whatever reason, now I'm imagining a Manticore with a fetish for "Deepthroating" with her tailpussy.

>> No.16454675

>>16454608
>9.8
>too tall
she needs at least 4 inches and 150 pounds

>> No.16454678

>>16454568
>I would go to wherever they come from
>the monsters came here because they already turned their own world into a desolate wasteland because of the population crisis event

>> No.16454680
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I want this with a Red Oni.

>> No.16454682

>>16454655
>fapping to monsters killing men
>fapping to people using sex as a means to betray and murder them horribly
thats fucked.

>> No.16454689

>>16454678
oh, right, that does seem likely

>> No.16454690

>>16454655
>I think KC has run out of ideas and is just milking this thing as far as he can at this point.
I totally disagree

>> No.16454693

>>16454674
That would be great.
I imagine whatever she does would improve semen production as well.

I wonder if its posssible to cumflate a manticore through her tail.

>> No.16454703

>>16454693
If your dick can reach all the way into her tail's "throat" I think you'll be giving her ahegaos from the word go at least.
The level of perfection her pussy would have after taking that much of your semen into her tailpussy would be mindblowing for lesser men.

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>be friends with the little tiger girl next door
>you babysit her when her parents go out for date nights and she sometimes comes over to watch you play games
>she's a cute kid so you don't mind having her around
>one day she visits while you're playing Street Fucker 5 online and plops down on your bed to root for you
>after awhile you get up and go grab some drinks and snack for you
>while you're away, she starts rolling around on your bed, taking in whiffs of your scent from the sheets
>when you get back, she's grinding herself against your pillow and letting out cute little chuffs
>she turns to you with tears in her eyes, crying "Onii-chan, I feel weird. Why does my tummy feel so hot?"
What do, anon? Will you help her with her little problem, or will you let her figure it out?

>> No.16454707

>>16454521
I can't reconcile the cognitive dissonance between my visceral objection to monsterization and the formation of demon realms, and the fact that on an object level it's basically just the technological singularity but with magic. Everybody's superhuman and gets to enjoy long life and transhuman dolphin sex with appendages that don't exist yet in an environment in which scarcity of survival necessities is a completely solved problem. Society would necessarily undergo a phase change just from that last, nevermind the overcoming-our-mortal-frailty bit, so naturally the result would look weird to us, but weird isn't bad. I made peace with the best possible future being weird as hell years ago. Yet for some reason the monsterforming of humanity scares me more than an AI explosion or similar even though it's relatively impossible for the former to go wrong.

>> No.16454714

Are you a bad enough dude to slap a hellhound's ass and just walk away?

>> No.16454717

>>16454703
That would be amazing.

>>16454705
Time for light spanking and belly rubs.

>> No.16454718

>>16454705
She's too young for me, I have to let her figure it out for herself and fuck the living daylights out of me when she's a teenager, years of repressed lust letting itself out in the form of roaring, chuffing, clawing violent sex that culminates with me impregnating her.

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Is it tall monster girl hour now?

>> No.16454721

>>16454521
The world of MGE is a bit too lewd and I think KC went a bit too far in some places, though thankfully its modular enough that those parts such as 'they have sex for weeks on end' or 'monster daughters want to fuck their dads and mothers encourage it earlier than age 10 in most cases' can be ignored by and large without drastically altering the setting

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>>16454720
It's always a good time for BIG girls

>> No.16454730

>>16454705
I'd tell her to wait until she's older.
The next day I'd move out without saying anything.

>> No.16454735

>>16454705
"Ask your parents, I'm sure they'd be glad to tell you, but I'm married."
Then try to calm bring her to a neutral area where she can perhaps calm down.

I'm not budging on the monsterkids thing, its cool if its other people's thing but its a stalwart No from me.

>> No.16454739

>>16454721
Just move to a green demon realm anon.

>> No.16454749

>>16454707
Yeah, I also wouldn't want to live in that world. Sex is fun, but a society that revolves around it even more than our would be shit. I don't care how thirsty you are, it really would be a complete cultural wasteland. And this is forever with no change.

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>>16454726
>snu-snu incoming
>not moo-snu incoming
she's such a great cow tough

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>>16454714
im a bad enough motherfucker to slap it, run away, and look back to see if she's chasing me

>> No.16454756

>>16454739
But my waifu is a Demon who owns land in Dark demon realm, so it makes things awkward

>> No.16454757

>>16454521
As much as I love monstergirls I could never marry one. Because the setting states they all want children badly, and I really, really don't want any.

>> No.16454758

>>16454721
I'm pretty sure that fatherfucking only occurs as a matter of course in verminous species like the devil bugs and large mice. In other monsters it's presented as a sort of developmental disorder stemming from a fucked up upbringing. I actually thought it was a nice bit of worldbuilding, along with the whole bit with monsters hitting puberty when they're like 8 and their mothers encouraging them to start fucking: it's an uncomfortable but logical conclusion extrapolated from other things we know about the setting.

Doing nothing but fuck for weeks on end is pretty wew lad-tier, though.

>> No.16454761

>>16454755
And that's how I met your mother.

>> No.16454762

>>16454749
See >>16454484

>> No.16454764

>>16454714
Anon, I wouldn't even change my pace or walk back.

>> No.16454765

>>16454755
>>16454714
I'll slap both her cheeks, one hand on each at the same time and just gaunt off slowly.

>> No.16454766

>>16454755
>10 second head start
>run towards her and motorboat them tiddies, lick her navel then shove my face between her legs

>> No.16454770

>>16454749
I regard it as a failed utopia. It's quite distinct from a dystopia in that it's objectively superior to the world that we live in right now, and given the ability to press a button and turn this world into that one I'd have to seriously consider doing it, but it's painfully easy to see ways that it could and should have been even better. It's a horrible feeling: it's like they were almost there, and then fucked up and dropped the ball right before crossing the finish line.

Luckily it's not quite as bleak as the earliest setting info led many of us to assume: the worldspanning desert full of endlessly fucking succubi/incubu pairs has pretty well been ruled out as an outcome. Monsters do have sports and art and the like, they just sex it all up to a degree that we would find shocking and unnecessary.

>> No.16454771

>>16454758
Yeah I mean again I don't HATE it and can accept its happening as totally making sense, and put in the situation where say a neighbor or friend engaged in it I'd politely accept it but I'd personally do my best to avoid it in my own family
Eh, thinking about it more I guess its existence doesn't bother me THAT much. I just personally would reject it with my own daughteru at risk of possibly annoying my waifu. Though as soon as she hits 10 or so I'd be fine and give my blessing for her seeking out other guys, since as you said its just nature in their case.

>> No.16454777

>>16454521
Dark Demon realms sound like depressing shitholes, which is a shame because the best girls live in them.
Demonic corruption is fucked up but its the main thing that happens in KC land. I just headcanon it away.
I don't want to open that can of worms, but fuck ever being an incubus. I don't care how much KC sugar coats it, having your body flooded with demonic power does not sound like a good idea at all. I'd be too afraid something vital yet subtle was ripped from me forever.

>> No.16454780

>>16454766
That's bold as shit holy fuck

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>>16454761
>"You shoulda seen the face he made when i fucked him into the ground"
>"Think I still got it as my phone background"
>dfw she was probably a happy accident

>> No.16454783

>>16454777
>I'd be too afraid something vital yet subtle was ripped from me forever.
Time is already doing that so I basically don't give a damn.

>> No.16454786

>>16454762
>>16454770
But that's the thing, It's TOO sexual. Everything is based on sex or sexuality, it would make everything feel tacky and dirty. If you're horny that's fine, but having sex shoved in your face 24/7 would actually depress the hell out of me, it would feel like society has lost something important.

>> No.16454788

>>16454777
When I'm trying to strike the perfect balance between optimism and realism in interpreting the setting, I read incubization as being like picking up an awesome new hobby. You wind up spending a lot of time, money, and attention on it, but it doesn't literally consume your life and leave you a shell of your former self unrecognizable to friends and family. It just so happens that in this case, the hobby is "fucking your waifu senseless."

>> No.16454789

>>16454780
She's going to catch me anyway, might as well hit her with the surprise attack

>> No.16454790

>>16454786
Then stay out of the dark demon realms.
Green realms are essentially the middle ground. They exist because of the desire of its inhabitants to do things beyond fucking.

>> No.16454793

>>16454786
I get what you're saying, but personally if Monster Girls weren't massive perverts something else would be lost there too. Though I think it's important to remember that >>16454788

KC himself said theres a lot of hyperbole that simply doesn't translate well to English. Just try to imagine the ideal balance between cute and sex that you want and go with it.

>> No.16454803

>>16454788
This, I initially was spooked at the idea of incubization but it really, really doesn't seem that bad
Individual monsters (basically all of the chaos ones) do waaay worse shit than 'You have a borderline hyper dick and become /fit/ while getting megachad's sex drive'. KC makes a point to say Incubi still pursue regular hobbies and ambitions and stuff.
It would be fun travelling the world with the waifu, seeing sights, going on adventures, and not having to worry about money or eating or things like that because whenever you're hungry or in need of some fulfillment you just have pussy-shattering hardcore sex with your beloved for a lil bit before hitting the road again

>> No.16454807
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16454807

Since the world guide says some MGs let themselves become "slaves" so they can infiltrate human lands and find husbands, do you figure they'd do something similar in a modern MGC?

>> No.16454810

>>16454718
>years later, you have a nice, stable job while mini chuffs grows up and is now about to finish high school
>you come back from work and no sooner do you get inside, you hear a knock on the door
>it's mini chuffs' momster. she tells you that it's her daughter's 18th birthday today and that you should probably lock your bedroom door tonight
>when you ask why, she just ufufus and leaves
>brushing off what she said as just teasing, you go to bed with your door unlocked
>that night you're awoken scratching sounds on the door. "Onii-chan~ Can I come in?"
>you tell her that's fine as you wanted to tell her happy birthday earlier
>the door flies open and before you know it, she's on top of you, rubbing her naked sex on your crotch
>her body has become quite voluptuous and would be making you super hard right now if it wasn't for her wild mane and the crazed look in her eyes
>"Onii-chan, are you ready to give me your present, and then another and another and another and another?"

>> No.16454822

>>16454790
I think it's even a little extreme to read the dark demon realms as "endless fucking." Doesn't Royal Makai host the largest art collection in the world, and one open to the public to boot? They clearly do stuff other than sex there, it's just that sex is always a minimum of one step removed from whatever you're doing because they apparently lack taboos against public sex and you have to occasionally relocate horny couples who decided that doing it in the middle of the street was the best goddamn idea. Do it up against the wall, lovebirds, some of us are trying to walk here.

>> No.16454824

>>16454810
Yes please.
By present, I assume she's talking about her own minichuff cubs to look after

>> No.16454830

>>16454807
In Modern times MGC the Chief God has been finally defeated and turned into some Anon's personal cocksleeve, human women have become extinct and every single male in the world is an Incubus.

There's no reason for monsters to hide anymore.

>> No.16454832

>>16454521
I hate "Oneesan", and even most forms femdom at times. I also gag whenever male ahego pops up
I really want more stories involving corruption, especially if lilims, valkyries or demons are involved
I wish we could talk more about stuff in writers stories rather than the actions of the writers themselves.

>> No.16454834

>>16454705
"Next door monster loli" is a top tier scenario as long as she's a fox

>> No.16454836

>>16454521
I actually like most of the steelims.

>> No.16454837

>>16454832
>I wish we could talk more about stuff in writers stories rather than the actions of the writers themselves.
same, but there aren't many writers still here anymore, so anons will take what they can get in the form of drama.

>> No.16454843

>>16454822
They also have battle tournaments, hot springs, spas, entertainment districts, etc. Royal Makai is basically described as a monster girl Vegas.

>> No.16454847

>reading the World Guide section on demon realm produce
>these crop mechanics
This is tickling my Rune Factory boner.

>> No.16454852

>>16454832
How about Oneesans being corrupted.

>> No.16454854

>>16454830
Despite what the previous Anon said, its not really about infiltrating society as it is about finding a particular type of man. That is some monsters get themselves themselves as slaves/servants because they like the idea of finding a man to take care of them (i.e. someone rich enough to buy a slave), and thus turn the tables on the man after he buys them.

>> No.16454857

>>16454803
Yeah, my preferred flavor of transhumanist utopia is "transcending the tyranny of the biological form and becoming entities of pure and unfettered intellect," but in a pinch I'd settle for "endless resources for satisfying biological impulses always on hand." It's still a better ending than we deserve, frankly, and I'm not enough of an ingrate to complain about it.

>>16454832
I'm working on a story about an inquisitorial cadet who corrupts herself to save her inquisitor and the other members of his retinue when they're framed and set to be executed by members of a different theological sect within the Order. It's slow going because I'm shit, but I've got a bunch of ideas I want to explore regarding the monsterization process.

>>16454843
It seems that dark demon realms are for enjoying the high-energy nightlife of a major city, monster girl style, and bright green demon realms are for people who wanna live innawoods or onnafarm.

>> No.16454858

>>16454830
MGs won't need to hide, but they might still have problems getting into the homes of shut-ins or monsterphobiacs. So a trojan horse technique -- in this case MGC Maid Cleaning Services instead of posing as slaves -- would help them infiltrate and conquer.

>> No.16454861

Two important factors to consider when you're getting a bit spooked about how overly lewd some of the stuff can be:
For one, never forget that all monsters dedicate themselves to a single husband. While they certainly do ambush and rape single men, once that bond is made and its understood that the man is their husband, the dynamic changes and the vast majority of MGs are described as changing to suit their husbands desires and wishes. Personally, I think if push really, really did come to shove and for some reason you really just wanted a night where you didn't fuck with your gorgeous monster wife, you could say 'listen, not tonight, but I promise it will be twice as good next time to make up for it' and she'll respect it. If she doesn't, you still have a ton of agency to say 'that was messed up, if you just jump me again I'm going to actively start avoiding it or trying to make it worse' or other such things. Even the most haughty and selfish MGs ultimately want to make themselves perfect for their husbands, so it stands to reason they would listen to you or at least truly try as best they can.

Try as best they can, as it leads into the second point: In the world of MGE, the alternative for all of time used to be that these things would actively try to eat and kill you. The world of MGE was probably fucking dour and dark as shit prior to illimomlord. If you remember that by comparison it makes it make a lot more sense.

If your desire for the 'perfect form' of your waifu is one that doesn't have sex every single waking moment but makes the times you do have it that much more passionate, I truly believe the intent KC is getting across is that they'll adjust for you.

>> No.16454862

>>16454521
Honestly? I don't hate most of the people, or this thread nearly as much as my shitposts would imply. It's just me projecting from a lacking sense of self-worth due to never feeling like the quality of my content improves over time.

I mean shit, unless you're a legitimate sack of shit human being like Bob you're okay in my book. That faggot fishes for sympathy by going "TFW X doesn't like me" or verbally abuses .less like his own personal Pinoy love slave.

Playing the devil's advocate on the last part here but the Sith are fine to me if you cut out the faggot infested western fanbase. Human x female kemono always has potential for cute in manga/anime mediums.

>> No.16454866

>>16454807
>order a russian mail order bride
>a silver-haired jinko shows up at your door
>"Hello human husband. I am definitely wife you order. Pleased to be of meeting you. Let's be hurry of making cute cubs now."

>> No.16454869

>>16454830
MGC is an alternate modern setting detroit-tier place full of humans and monsters. It has nothing to do with the future of MGE.

>> No.16454872

I've been away for two weeks, did I miss anything important?

>> No.16454874

>>16454832
I get how you feel with that 3rd spoiler
But the decrease in writers gives us little to look at.
there's also a fact that some writers shitposting outdoes the good stuff (examples being alp and depending on how you feel, bollocks) and no for better or worse, most of the writers are more the meme than the man.

>> No.16454875

>>16454872
Demons are hot shit now and the new janitor is bretty okay

>> No.16454876

>>16454866
I want this badly.
>silver hair
>rippling muscles
>thick accent
what skin color, pale or tan

>> No.16454882
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>>16454834
that is always a top tier scenario especially if she's a fox

>> No.16454883

>>16454866
But I'm too poor to order mail order jinko.
I'd be happy to have her but I think she has the wrong house.

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>>16454834
>>16454882
Lewd or pure?

>> No.16454886

>>16454875
Any new girls released?

>> No.16454888

>>16454872
New grill with lumps of useless meat

>> No.16454889

>>16454885
Lewd in public
Pure in bed

>> No.16454891

>>16454876
whatever you wrote down on the order form, anon although I'm more partial towards tan personally

>> No.16454892

>>16454885
Trying to be lewd with a child's understanding of lewdness, failing, and hitting cute instead.

>> No.16454893

>>16454832
Gaaaay

>> No.16454894

>>16454886
Bit titty swampneet mage

>> No.16454900

>>16454861
To an extent World Guide 2 confirms this (for monsters that don't decide to just force themselves on their husband), given how Saphirette repeatedly warns incubus husbands and such to not neglect their wives when they are engrossed in farming and such (said warning being it will make their wives sulky).

>> No.16454904

>>16454521
I wish there was more willing corruption

>> No.16454911
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>>16452280
>Yuri causes a shitstorm, even though monsters corrupt human women through soft yuri and Liliraunes exist
Liliraunes are love.

>> No.16454917

>>16454807
Iqdb and Google have failed me. How can I find out what this pic is from?

>> No.16454918

>>16454885
lewd, but in a pure way
>talking with her friends at school
>"You guys won't believe it. I totally went to the next level with my Onii-chan."
>"No way, you didn't."
>"Yep, I drank from the same straw as him. It was my first indirect kiss. It felt so naughty~"

>> No.16454919

>>16454904
Me Too.

>> No.16454921
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>>16454891
with silver hair, tan is best, surely
with pale skin, red hair is best, and with pale skin, comes freckles.

http://pastebin.com/8X8kJyz5
new update, line 66. I've given this piece a name, A Pirate's Life, as well as a primer for any reader who doesn't know nautical terms, as someone said to me, they don't want to have to google shit to read my work
featuring new cast members Hannah the Tanuki and Irina the blushing Snow Leopard

>> No.16454926

>>16454900
Precisely.

The biggest ace in the hole for the argument overall in how Monsters can restrain themselves (or at the least in that humans must have ways to avoid them and avoid it even in the most dire of circumstances) is that the wandering scholar is still wandering around a single human man even after going through literally the royal fucking palace of Queen Vagina herself at ground zero
It also doesn't always mean you have to like your fate too, though. There can be scenarios for some where getting claimed by a particular monster that doesn't suit someone is a 'bad end' relatively speaking, and they may never fully adjust to it/be okay with it. The thing is, the alternative before the current demon lord would have been eternal slavery and death, so its a matter of perspective.

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16454931

Been a while since I drew a MG, but I figured I should post it here.

>> No.16454934

>>16454926
I mean, it definitely helps that he has a Leanan Sidhe traveling with him who is effectively a "back off bitch" to every MG that might make a move on him.
Which means he's got art fairy DE all over him.

>> No.16454935

>>16454931
I like the hair, but she looks angry. Should I be worried?

>> No.16454940

>>16454931
Nice work with the illumination and shadows.

>> No.16454941

>>16454931
>Bobcut
Good taste Ougi.

>> No.16454943

>>16454885
Both. She'd bashfully ask you to play "house" with her and teach her in practice.

>> No.16454946

>>16454934
Motherfucker's had a waifu for years and he hasn't even noticed it yet 'cause he's too busy writing his goddamn book.

And she thinks that makes him hotter.

It's the weirdest relationship.

>> No.16454951

>>16454934
I wonder if there's an Absinthe green fairy that accompanies alcoholic artists and writers

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>>16454671
I won't disagree that as far as writers go I'm basically Low TI3R God

>> No.16454958

>>16454917
It's apparently called "Huan Xiang Nu Pu".

>> No.16454960

>>16454810

I love Yandere tigers.

>> No.16454965

>>16454921
I like continuity, keep up the good work Pete.

>> No.16454966

>>16454935
Of course, you shouldn't make her angry.
>>16454940
Thanks anon, I did mess in a few places but was in a bit of a hurry.
>>16454941
Thanks friend, I love to draw bobcuts.

>> No.16454972

>>16454958
Oh, so its an actual long series (over a 100 chapters but only like 13 translated), not a one-shot doujin.

>> No.16454974

>>16454965
Yeah, I had to go looking through Spider and the Fly to remember which ship I had wrecked, why and how. Also apparently I left the Pharoah/Apop rivalry hinted at, but not explored at all in Spider. So who knows, I may go into that one day. No promises.

>> No.16454975

>>16454475
If you don't know it's best you don't.

>> No.16454981
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16454981

>The demon herself is also bound by the power of the pact, and can never go against it. In other words, it means the man can also use the demon's body for the enjoyment of pleasure whenever he wants and in any way he pleases. If a man demand sex, she must accept everything.

Random silly headcanon is that this could be used as a jank Command Spell ala Fate to force your Demon wife to return to you from great distances away if she's somehow in trouble. Just hold out your hand and demand she have sex with you right now and she'll warp from whatever sticky situation she's in right into your hips

>> No.16454985

>>16454918
I think the other way around is better, a more "good girl"-type.
>she's modest about it, doesn't brag about having a boyfriend, downplays stuff when her friends bring it up
>she gets stuffed in private and wants to learn more lewd stuff even while being shy about it

>> No.16454986
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>>16454866
But is she a kind, honest, hard-working Jinko who became a mail order bride to hoax you out of all of your money because she took a loan from the Russian Jinko mafia to save her family?

Or is she a jaded, honest, hard-working Jinko mafia member who became a mail order bride to hoax you out of all of your money because she is a Russian Jinko mafia member (because took a loan from the Russian Jinko mafia to save her family)?

>> No.16454987

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that ogres can be cute too, dresses just don't mix all that well with muscles.
Well, that and the rocky crags or swamps they live in.

>> No.16454996

>>16454521
KDF is making me want to dick the daughteru

>> No.16455000

>>16454975
wait, is it just bollocks with a different name? Because I member him
>>16454986
If she is trying to hoax me out of my money, I just hope I can win her over with the dick and fill her with cubs

>> No.16455001

>>16454996
DON'T FALL FOR IT!

>> No.16455006

>>16455000
Fret not anon. No one can beat the dick. No one.

>> No.16455007

Anyone have any Yandere stories?

>> No.16455010

>>16455001
It's not bait.

>> No.16455021
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>>16455007
I'll repost my list:
http://pastebin.com/u/Yananon
http://pastebin.com/60TjbuX8
http://pastebin.com/gJLtE6vu
http://pastebin.com/Qt28dZUy
http://pastebin.com/uP0JcVYW
http://pastebin.com/pxfp0uN4
http://pastebin.com/ndWHADH1
http://pastebin.com/5mWaEnFL
http://pastebin.com/VXPQf0pW
http://pastebin.com/H5NBa1AG
http://pastebin.com/3uuanvUf
http://pastebin.com/Y4AU8p2j
http://pastebin.com/92wCwfdv

>> No.16455022
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>>16455000
>If she is trying to hoax me out of my money, I just hope I can win her over with the dick and fill her with cubs
Sure you can do that.


The Jinko mafia is still gonna be waiting on that money she owes them, though.
With interests.

>> No.16455028

>>16455021

Thank you my friend.

>> No.16455030

>>16454521
i have a very real desire to be that level one adventurer that somehow manages to get themselves into bad, lewd, and over leveled situations and end up getting raped and used by all sorts of monsters
the only thing i want more is my waifu to be the first to find me and steal me away so that the spoiler before doesn't happen

>> No.16455033

>>16455022
Time to clean the old guns and load up
>black lagoon femdommy women+monstergirls=my exploding dick

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>>16454981
While somewhat amusing, I don't think it would work that way. Usually these sort of contracts don't warp reality to make it happen, but just compel those it binds to fulfill it in any realistic means possible (usually under threat of pain). If the request cannot be fulfilled, then usually it does nothing. For example, if you were to say 'I want to have sex on the moon', it probably wouldn't do anything since you'd probably have no feasible means to both reach the moon and survive the encounter. Or maybe your demon is a cheeky minx and will fulfill your request in letter, if not exactly spirit.

On a related note, demons would probably make excellent lawyers.

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16455036

I'm gonna be a professional Wurm Handler!

>> No.16455037

>>16455034
>Demon and Tanuki have a rivalry in the court that turns ugly when they fall for the same guy
I'd read it

>> No.16455040

>>16455036
your a brave man!

>> No.16455046

>>16455040
It's not nearly as dangerous as he makes it out to be. Usually just involves a bit of candy, a blanket, some stories, or some other such thing. The only real threat is when they try to hug you after you've helped them.

>> No.16455053

>>16455037
>I paid good money for him! He's my property!
>I have a legally binding contract that says otherwise, you greedy vermin.

>> No.16455054

>>16455034
Still, they are mentioned to have very powerful magics and sorceries, and the mental link of being able to 'make their husbands manhood tower on a whim' implies some sort of innate connection through light telepathy or something (adjustable by headcanon I suppose). While my example was just goofy, I'm sure she has magic at her disposal that she would try to enact to fulfill desires that are doable but still somewhat fantastical or requiring a bit of impossibility.

>On a related note, demons would probably make excellent lawyers

Agreed wholeheartedly, I even imagine they take glee in analyzing legal documents and notarizing things

>> No.16455059

>>16455046
The risks usually come from them not knowing their own strength, the armor helps with that.

It's safer than other Beastmaster professions. Like Jinko Tamers, who have to deal with Chuuni/Tsundere Tiger Women who refuse to jump through hoops.

Or Slime wranglers, who have to wear raincoats, gumboots and other water-proof outfits 24/7.

>> No.16455063

>>16454986
she became a mail order bride as an easy way to come to your country and get citizenship but she didn't count on falling in love with you. now she's trying to atone for taking advantage of you in her own mind by becoming a proper wife, which includes bearing and raising your cubs

>> No.16455065

>>16455053
>both ignoring the guy, who was sold by kidnappers to the tanuki and tricked by the demon into the contract
>>16455059
>jinko tamers
>chuuni/tsun tiger women
I didn't know I wanted this

>> No.16455068

>>16455037
I swear there's a story somewhere with a demon that gets angry about a tanuki.

>> No.16455069

>>16455059
>Slime wranglers
At least they get that nifty vacuum gun to help with work

>> No.16455077

>>16454986
I wonder if the Jinko Mafia gets along with other monstergirl crime organizations?
They'd probably at least be friendly with the Mofu Yakuza.

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>>16455065
>Crack your whip and tell her she needs to stand on one foot on a giant ball, while balancing a spinning plate on her nose.
>She crosses her arms and tells you that's stupid and she's not doing it.

A demanding profession to be sure.

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>>16455078
Considering that she could probably rip your arm off if she wanted to, I don't think a whip is the best method of getting her to obey, especially to do something so degrading.

Unless, of course, she's into that sort of thing.

>> No.16455085

>>16455078
>cracking a whip at a 7 foot ornery tiger
I'm a little frightened at the prospect of this.

>> No.16455087

>>16455078
>"And another thing, what's with the whip? You never hit anyone with it you only crack it!"
>It's traditional!
>"Well then traditionally whip my ass with it!"
>What?
>"What?"
Jinko performers are lewd.

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>>16455077
How does one get to join the Mofu Yakuza, or at least get on their good side so they don't trash your store?

I don't want a scary-looking Kumiho to show up one day and grab me where my liver is, before giving me a long lick across the face, reminding me not to miss my upcoming payment.

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>>16455085
Harness your fear, Anon. Let it fuel the coming lewds.

>> No.16455092

>>16455083
Only a true Beastmaster could get a Jinko to 'purr' instead of 'chuff'.

Incredible!

>> No.16455094

>>16455090
Offer them services.

>> No.16455095

>>16455087
next time I'll bring a paddle
>>16455091
I should post more High Impact Sexual Violence Tigress

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>>16454718

>clawing violent sex

Amen. I imagine I'd get addicted to having her claws dig into my back.

>> No.16455100

>>16455069
It's good, steady work.

If there's a water-tank, reservoir or bathtub, there'll be Slimes. Someone will need to get them out.

>> No.16455101

>>16455065
>Objection! Your honor, the prosecution clearly just admitted they utilized coercion to pressure my client into a fraudulent contract!
>Not so, your honor! I utilized ~Seduction~ to pressure my client into a contract!
>What say the man in his defense?
>Uh, well... it was definitely seduction, but I don't know how that's...
>Oho! So it was seduction! That changes everything! The court rules in favor of the Demon prosecution!

>> No.16455103

>>16455094
S-Services?

>> No.16455105

>>16455090
Depends. For monstergirls, you just have to have Mofu or Pofu. For humans there are four options.
>You can become an affiliate in exchange for a cut of your profits and operate basically tax-free in their territory. The catch is that you can't sell to people they don't want to sell to.
>You can pay protection to sell to whoever you want to, but it's recurring and if you don't they trash your store.
>You can swear loyalty to the local Okaa-san, become a member yourself and get your first Tattoo.
>Or you can avoid all of the above and marry in. The higher you marry in the more privileges you get.

>> No.16455112

>>16455103
That's one of the less savory options.
In exchange for them leaving your store alone for no charge and not making you sell to who they want you to, you can offer your body in one of their "massage parlors".
Really you're just a prostitute who'll get ravaged by whatever monstergirl fronts up enough cash.
If you do well enough, they might even make you do a few AVs.

>> No.16455115

>>16455105
>You can swear loyalty to the local Okaa-san, become a member yourself and get your first Tattoo.
>Or you can avoid all of the above and marry in. The higher you marry in the more privileges you get.

I-I don't want to be some 'plaything' for a lewd old fox!

>> No.16455118

>Mofu Yakuza
>Jinko Mafia
>Xiongmao Triad
>Demon Cabal
>Tanuki Shtik

What other crime syndicates are there for Monstergirls?

>> No.16455122

>>16455118
Kobold Klan!

>> No.16455124

>>16455118
We need more art of monstergirls in fashy suits looking intimidating and seductive

>> No.16455126

>>16455115
Anon, everyone who joins up with the Mofu Yakuza has to swear loyalty to the local Okaa-san.
It's nothing lewd, just ceremonial. She drinks from the cup, you drink from the cup, you get your first tattoo, and you go on your merry way to run your business and rough up people who try to edge in on your Okaa-san's territory.
Besides, she's already got a cute husband of her own. It's her daughters you've gotta watch out for.

>> No.16455127

>>16455118
Wolfu and P'orc biker gangs, but they mostly do contract work for different crime families. In port cities, there's probably contract pirates and smugglers in boats. In fact, that's exactly how my canon treats it.

>> No.16455129

>>16455118
I bet there's a dojo of tiny Imps in ninja outfits.

Or maybe a collection of Insect Girls, from sadistic Wasps to Kuudere Mantis assassins.

>> No.16455131

>>16455112
Do the monstergirls have an equivalent to THAT pool?

>> No.16455133

>>16455118
No matter what happens, if you get kidnapped, a pair of Dragon twins will come rescue you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=272vLtfoIek

>> No.16455135

>>16455118
There was a Pofu Yakuza but it got made into a subdivision of the Mofu Yakuza when they realized that they were basically the same thing.
Other than that I'd have to guess that there's an Undead Mafia as well.
And some sort of Paladin version of the Knights Templar.

>>16455122
A Klan isn't a syndicate anon. It's barely a gang, a cult at most!

>> No.16455139

>>16455133
Are they bad enough girls to rescue anon?

>> No.16455140

>>16455133
for some reason, maybe its the alcohol, I lost my shit to the idea of these corny but genki as fuck dragon girls just absolutely beating the shit out of bunch of MafiaMGs as bystanders look on in horror

>> No.16455141

>>16455068
It's Beast's one shot. a demon is working as an assistant to a newspaper editor and reacts poorly to finding out a tanuki wanted him to sign a contract. so poorly that she blows her human cover

Also best quotes.
>“That fat-arsed little raccoon Bitch-whore!”
>"that foolish 'coon, I'll ruin her, I'll wreck her so hard She'll wish she'd never step foot in this city for trying to take what's mine!”

>> No.16455142

>>16455122
>>16455135
I bet that's just what KDF calls his family.

>> No.16455144

>>16455131
It'd probably be THAT room.
It'd also have to be big enough for Gangbangs.

>> No.16455146

>>16455126
They say tattoo, but it's a pleasure rune for them to exploit discreetly.

>> No.16455151

>>16455146
Not the base one anon.
Pleasure runes don't come into the picture for male members until they catch a female superior's fancy.
Watch out for haughty Kitsune Yakuza princesses.

>> No.16455152

>>16455141
>fat-arsed
Is Beast among the few Bonglanders that browses this place.

>> No.16455154

>>16455146
Ooooo! Was the deal, mikey? Whats wit the loose lips?

>> No.16455157

>>16455151
>Watch out for haughty Kitsune Yakuza princesses.

I pity the men who run restaurants in that area.

The amount of fried tofu and sake they need prepared to keep up with demand must be ridiculous.

>> No.16455160

>>16455135
>A Klan isn't a syndicate anon. It's barely a gang, a cult at most!
It's hardly a cult anon! It's more of a crew.

>>16455142
It is not! It's what my daughteru calls the imaginary crew she leads when she plays pirate!

>> No.16455163

>>16455157
Are you kidding? Don't pity those men, envy them! Tofu is considerably cheaper than meats like Beef and Chicken. They stand to make immense profits!

>> No.16455164

>>16455157
I think I'd rather run a bar in the Russian part of town
big burly bear girls and stronk jinkos with nice suits and some track suits drinking vodka, some of which I make myself while Red Army Choir is on repeat on the jukebox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwAGw92RHQc

>> No.16455165

>>16455157
Not to mention the amount of serving boys you go through, having to deliver food and drink to tables of drunk Yakuza Foxes.

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>>16455126
Can the Mofu Yakuza rip their layered, buttoned clothing off like in muh Yakuza games?

>> No.16455169

>>16455151
What if I accidentally start dating a haughty Kistune Yakuza princess without realizing who she is?

>> No.16455173

>>16455160
Oh. How cute!

>> No.16455175

>>16455165
>Being the serving boy to a table of drunk Yakuza foxes
Living the dream, son.

>> No.16455178

>>16455141
Made even better by the fact that he told her he refused the contract before she saw it.
>>16455152
Yes he is.

>> No.16455179

>>16455163
>Envy.

I dare you to go to the table of the haughty Kitsune Yakuza princess and her friends and explain to her why you've run out of fried tofu and sake, because it's all been eaten/drunk.

Go ahead.

>> No.16455182

>>16455091
What manga

>> No.16455185

>>16455178
>Yes he is.
The more I know then. I also suspect Peny to be from Bongland as well due to his use of bongland versions of certain words.

>> No.16455188

>>16455168
In the bedroom.

>>16455169
Anon, I have to question how saw her ornate clothing, fancy hairstyle, intricate tattoo, rough looking Kitsune bodyguards, and her "Oh~hohohoh!" laugh and didn't pick up that she's a Yakuza princess.

>> No.16455189

>>16455175
>>16455165
>"Hoooora, hora! Boy... BOY! More tofu for this mofu, ohohohoho! And SAKE!"
>Imposing as fuck Oni bodyguards staring down your every move as you bring it out
>She drunkenly puts an arm around you
>"Fufu... Drink with me, boy! To this city!"
>frozen, don't know what to do
>She stares icily at you
>"...I said, drink with me... BOY."
>Oni start cracking their knuckles
>You don wan no trabble

>> No.16455190

>>16455179
>Not anticipating the demand of the local Mofu Yakuza and keeping up a significant supply to meet said demand.
Howsabout you explain why you're such a shit businessman?

>> No.16455194
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16455194

>>16455115
>Not wanting to marry a centuries-old fox Yakuza boss
>Not wanting to watch those once-smug Oni cower in fear from you
>Not wanting her to use you as her plaything
>Not indulging in her body, learning every curve, scar, and tattoo
>Not becoming her husband who gives her a safe, loving home to come home to
It's like you don't love powerful, smug foxes.

>> No.16455198

>>16455189
>Oni with the Mofu Yakuza
Their hair must be impressively long and silky if they got to join up with an organization of Mofu girls.

>> No.16455199

>>16455189
As long as another waiter can pick up the slack

>> No.16455202

>>16455112
Well as long as the AVs pay well, I'm fine.

>>16455144
It's a good thing you only get gangbangs only you're deep into the scene.

>> No.16455204

>>16455188
A combination of being very dense, and her not looking like the stereotypical yakuza princess when we met.

>> No.16455205

>>16455198
They're just the hired muscle. They had a deal with the Demon Cabal but didn't like the paperwork, fagetabout it

>> No.16455218

>>16455202
But anon, you might get addicted to it! That's how so many Yakuza boytoys end up the way they are.

>>16455204
But would you stay with her after you figure it out? She really does like you anon.

>> No.16455221

>>16455218
No. I'm too strong to be beaten by the pussy.

>> No.16455225

All we need is the corrupt Dark Valkyrie police chief and some equivalent to the Irish mob filled with Dullahan and Satyros

>> No.16455227

>>16455218
Why wouldn't I stay with her? She's cute and actually nice when you get to know her.

>> No.16455230

>>16455227
You's a dense muthafucka anon.

>Daughter to the head of the most powerful crime family in MGC
>Every other syndicate has been trying for years to get a leg up and get more turf
>now the daughter of the boss of their rival family has a new, non-incubus, shmuck human boyfriend that would easily be ambushed and kidnapped for ransom

Just stay away from... lets see... >>16455118 addidas stores, any chinese food places, law firms, and banks, and you should be fine. Pfu! Dumbass.

>> No.16455232

>>16455225
I remember reading a crime noir story that had a scary Alp crime boss, but I left before it got updated, and now I don't know the name of it, or who wrote it.

>> No.16455235

>>16455194
>There are a lot of stories told about the nine-tailed boss.

>Some say she once evaporated an oncoming avalanche with one mighty wave of her tails and summoned wall of flames.

>Others say she once grappled a ushi-oni chief to a standstill with nothing but magic-enhanced strength.

>Still others say she once took the virginity of an entire town's male population in one night.

>> No.16455239

>>16455221
Do you realize what kind of girls go to brothels, anon? The kind that are too dangerous, too perverted, too twisted to get a husband. They're desperate enough to taste cum that they'll pay for it. And you're stuck being their little slut for however long they paid for, acting out all their sick fantasies, being sucked dry, and then getting tossed aside until the next girl comes through. Do you really want that life?

>> No.16455241

>>16455239
Sounds like easy money.

>> No.16455248

>>16455230
But how else am I supposed to do my banking and shopping?

>> No.16455249

>>16455241
>Easy money
unless you're talking about the Rodney Dangerfield classic, there's no such thing.

>> No.16455250

>>16455194
>be house husband to the Mofu boss
>rival gang learns that there's virtually no security around your mansion and that kidnapping you would give them power over your wife
>they send a group of their toughest girls in case you have some protection on the inside
>only one returns, come literally crawling back
>boss asks what happened and how many guards there were
>the beaten lackey can only mumble "monster" over and over again
>your wife returns home just as you're getting out of the shower, having cleaned all the blood off your toned, muscular body

>> No.16455253

>>16455241
Sounds like you might be a slut.
But are you the kind willing to be a monstergirl's cumpump or are you the kind that twists desperate cock hungry perverts around your finger?
I wonder.

>> No.16455255

>>16455230
Y'know, most crime organizations aren't stupid enough to provoke one another into a war that will only end when they no longer exist as a group.

>> No.16455256

>>16455250
Anon Wick
He's not the boogeyman... He's the one that FUCKS the boogeyman!

>> No.16455258
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>>16455235
>'Well, I don't know about the ENTIRE village in one night. Though they did have a shrine to me built within a month. The snow was mere child's play. As for the oni, well, how do you think I got all my assistants to work for nothing?'

>> No.16455262

>>16455253
The first.

>> No.16455270

>>16455250
>Having cleaned all the blood off
But why would I do that? Nothing gets a ruthless crime lady's motor running like seeing her husband covered in a job well done.

>> No.16455273

I'm going to pack up my business and move towns, to an area where the local commerce isn't controlled by a group of mafiosos and thugs!

>> No.16455276

>>16455273
Anon, I guarantee you that it doesn't matter where you go: There'll always be a monstergirl crime group running things behind the scenes!

>> No.16455279

>>16455091
Dangerously cheesy.

>> No.16455280
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>>16455273
Good idea! You should go live in the swamp outside of town, out innawoods, no one will bother you there!

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16455281

>>16455273
You think you'll be safe in some little farming town in the country? They're home to one of the stealthiest, most influential crime rings in the world.

>> No.16455286

>>16455258
>Mofu Yakuza boss is actually a pretty chill old lady

I like it.

>> No.16455289

>>16455270
That's just unhygienic

>> No.16455290

>>16455280
Manatanks is a good euphemism.

>> No.16455293

>>16455290
A truly titillating title.

>> No.16455294

>>16455270
Even with how capable you are at taking care of yourself, she's still overly protective of you. She'll flip out if she finds out someone tried to mess with her darling Anon. You don't want to plunge your peaceful little city into chaos with a full blown gang war, do you?
Also, what >>16455289 said

>> No.16455295

>>16455280
Well it is true the crime bosses respect the swamp queen's borders, but that place holds its own horrors/wonders.

They say if you prove unable to satisfy the mage queen she'll throw you to the bubble slimes.

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>>16455281
cows a best, big ones, even bigger ones, spider ones, golden brown ones, high milk fat content ones...

>> No.16455302

>>16455281
Plantigrade legs that end in hooves are always creepy

>> No.16455306
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16455306

>>16455295

>>16453209
>Oh shit, Fujiko! They're callin' you a fuckin 'Swamp Queen' now, hahahaha!
>Shut up! How do they even know I'm out here?
>Hey, they're sending a boy this way though...
>Eeh? Is he cute?!
>...Does it matter?
>No, no it doesn't.

>> No.16455309

>>16449690

Your work is still fantastic and I appreciate your dedication.

>> No.16455315

>>16449690
Love you still, ThunderBro

>> No.16455323

>>16449690
how goes that proper book you said you were gonna write?

>> No.16455328
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16455328

>>16449373

uh oh

>> No.16455330

>>16455306
What is that girl? The colors and tail make me think xenomorph (and those thighs make me think thighjob), but I'm pretty sure she isn't.

>> No.16455332

>>16455328
Comr the fuck on anon.

>> No.16455335

>>16455330
She's a DnD Dragon of some sort.

>> No.16455343

>>16455330
The horns make me think Deathclaw from Fallout, though someone put it under Dragon on the wiki.

>> No.16455354

>>16455286
>You'll never be an urchin taken in by a Mofu Yakuza Okaa-san.
>She'll never be surprisingly polite and caring, making sure you aren't hungry like she was when she was your age.
>She'll never make sure you're not cold by having you sleep in the same bed as her youngest daughter, who's your age.
>You'll never join the Mofu Yakuza in gratitude when you come of age.
>Her daughter, your childhood friend, will never let you squeeze her hand as they give you your first tattoo.

>> No.16455372

>>16455354

What kind of design would this tattoo

>> No.16455381

>>16455372
Probably a stylized fox on your back. You get one tail to start with and more tails & embellishments are added as you progress through the ranks. If you're married into the ruling family, there's a special mark on the fox.

>> No.16455383

>>16455381
>start with one tail and get more as you progress through the ranks

That's actually pretty clever.

>> No.16455400
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>>16455383
Just imagine it
>Flirting with that hot fox at the club
>You actually hit it off
>Both of you know where it's going
>She pulls you into one of the VIP rooms
>She's straddling your lap, grinding on you
>She pulls off her top
>Something catches your eye in the mirror
>You look away from her ample breasts for a second
>Your heart drops like a rock and your blood runs cold
>Everyone in the city knows that mark
>She's got seven tails
>She gently turns your face back to hers
>She's still smiling at you, but now you feel an oppressive, sinister force behind it
>'Is there any problem, sweetie?'

>> No.16455413

>>16455400
Anon's been snared by a Voluptuous Vixen!

>> No.16455415 [SPOILER] 
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>>16455400
Hell yeah, this is awesome

>Collect yourself and smirk coolly
>Hmph, no problem at all
>things progress to the bedroom
>she starts taking your shirt off
>force her to turn face down and take her clothes off instead, she smiles and moans, loving the forcefulness
>take her there doggystyle, the neon lights from the signs outside the dank hotel illuminating your lewd and naked forms
>finish in that position, she's passed out
>you pull your shirt back on, covering the 5-circled Demon Cabal tattoo on your back before leaving
>Not a bad night in the end
>don't notice she had an eye open and turned on your back as you elft

>> No.16455453
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16455453

Does this look like a properly dressed Elf to you?

>> No.16455455

So where does Dark Mage rank on the Booty tier chart?

>> No.16455456

>>16455455
maximum

>> No.16455457
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16455457

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16455459

>>16455455
Probably not the biggest but definitely up there
Plus she's apparently a tag for expansion fetish since she gets more voluptuous as she grows stronger, so potentially she can beat everything

As a bigtime hourglass expansion fan I'm STILL diamonds from her profile reveal

>> No.16455461

>>16455453
Is she going swimming?

>> No.16455462

>>16455461
No she's just hanging out at the Boxing Museum.

>> No.16455463

>>16455453
A little too over dressed if you ask me.
Elves only need collars.

>> No.16455470

>>16455400
I'd consider that a great night if I wasn't missing any important bits by the end of it.
Then again, it's not like we did anything to piss off the Yakuza, right?

>> No.16455475
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16455475

Which would you?

>> No.16455480
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16455480

>>16455475
Sorry, we're full.

>> No.16455485

>>16455475
I think I answered this before, my Demon waifu in cosplay as almost all of them.

>> No.16455486

>>16455475
Again with this? I'll take the white rose one with thorns in the bottom left. She can wrap those thorns around me.

>> No.16455487

>>16455470
You don't know how this works, do you? Once a girl decides to sleep with you, she owns you. If you try to say no to her later, or heaven forbid she sees you with another girl, you can probably kiss your life goodbye.

>> No.16455488

>>16455480
Shit taste.

>> No.16455491

>>16455480
There are a lot of cows in that image.

>> No.16455492

>>16455488
Eh ya mother

>> No.16455496

>>16455491
I'm a simple man, never claimed otherwise

>> No.16455498

>>16455491
I only see one.

>> No.16455500

>>16455486
You got a thing for powerful girls anon? Because that one's at pretty much the highest level of power a Digimon can go to.

>> No.16455502

>>16455480
>having a jub-jub, a monster who's gimmick is that they'll literally NEVER get off your dick in a harem

This better be on of those fanservice only animes.
Otherwise you have good taste in titty monster onee-sans.

>> No.16455504
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16455504

>>16455491
There a problem with being a titty man?

>> No.16455507

>>16455498
He's talking about girls with big fat calcium cannons anon.

>> No.16455508

>>16455500
You mean she's reached the Ultimate stage?!?

>> No.16455511
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16455511

Speaking of calcium cannons, here's this.

>> No.16455516

>>16455502
Despite the filename, if there were an actual 'harem' it would be much smaller
These are just the 10 most interesting and attractive standalone to me. Though if there WERE a harem, it would be Demon, CS, Holst, Kej, and the verdict is out on Dark Mage

>> No.16455520

>>16455480
>FUCK SABBATH, the harem

>> No.16455526

>>16455487
Well, better to learn now than the hard way. Besides, I think it's kinda hot that such a powerful member of the Yakuza is claiming me for her own.

>> No.16455528
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>>16455511
Those are pretty good, though I think she's getting some assistance from that corset.

>> No.16455529

>>16455511
Nicu tail desu

>>16455520
Little girls out reeee

>> No.16455535

>>16455508
In both the Japanese and the American sense.

>> No.16455548

>>16455507
I'll never want for bone density

>> No.16455552

>>16455504
Not at all.
Though is it wrong I want to see that on a lilim?
Or a Lilim cow?

>> No.16455558

>>16455548
I'd personally rather be milked by my Demon's mouth.

>> No.16455563
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16455563

>>16455552
No cow, but these are the biggest Lilim lumps I can find that are SFW.

>> No.16455565

>>16455558
You're getting so lewd, demon-childhood-friend anon!
Demon blowjobs must be insanely personalized, even customized considering how strong a bond they form

>> No.16455567

>>16455563
Scary lady.

>> No.16455572

>>16455502
and thanks, by the way

>> No.16455577

>>16455480
>Magma pussy
My man.

>> No.16455578

Reminder that it's a 100% friendly and NOT sexual activity to let your childhood friend feed off of you
Whether it's a Vampire sucking your blood or a Succubus sucking your cock it's still just you helping her out and will lead to nothing but an improved friendship

>> No.16455579
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>>16455520
That would be this actually.

>> No.16455580

>>16455578
But then she just wants more and more. It'll never stop!

>> No.16455581

>>16455516
The longer you uhm and ah about that Dark Mage, the more likely you're going to be turned into a shota. Think about the rest of the girls!

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16455583

>>16455579
REMOVE SABBATH remove sabbath
Fallen god genocide greatest day of my life
Demon Lord will are spring trap on shit pandemonium for glorious Demon monstergirl kingdom
REMOVE sabbath

>> No.16455584
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16455584

>>16455578
>Anon, I forgot money for lunch. Can you spot me?
>Again? That's the fourth time this week...
>I'll meet you out around back.
Yeah, totally nothing sexual happening.

>> No.16455586

>>16455565
Believe me anon, sloppy blowjobs are small potatoes to how lewd I can go with my waifu fantasies.
A bakers dozen of Doppelganger potions, a thermos of Sticky/Raging Mushroom soup with Holst Milk as a base, and a octuple dose of Manticore Venom might qualify as "Kinky" for me and her.
And I'm not the one drinking the Doppel Potions.

>> No.16455587

>>16455583
But the sabbath and Fallen goddess/pandemonium have nothing to do with each other?

>> No.16455588

>>16455577
Shut up baby, I know it

>>16455581
Honestly, something tells me the majority of them won't be complaining

>> No.16455589

>>16455579
I want to trick those girls into eating Ara Ara cake made with Hathor Milk in the mix.

>> No.16455590
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16455590

>>16455583
Someone just earned themselves a one way ticket to the next Black Mass.

>> No.16455591

>>16455589
Literally would not work on at least two of them.

>> No.16455594

>>16455591
I'm pretty sure a Goddess' milk would overpower the Sabbath's bullshit.

>> No.16455596

>>16455578

succubus detected

You are not fooling anyone.

>> No.16455597
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16455597

>>16455590
'Black Mass'? Is that what they call their after-school playdates? Will there be cookies and juice boxes? Maybe my wife could come, too?

>> No.16455602
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16455602

>>16455586
Your depravity is increasing exponentially, anon! Now the cosplay has turned into full on legit transformation?!
Hot shit mane

>>16455587
I'm from Buenos Demones and I say kill em all
I'm too lazy to come up with something coherent right now

>>16455590
Miss me with that shit flattie unless you wanna step up on my turf, fuckin swerve loli when you see my girls' cowtits comin
Watch your back nigga

>> No.16455604

>>16455597
Oppai not-loli was a mistake.

>> No.16455605
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16455605

>>16455583
I want an Albedo like Imp for myself, Imps are best girls

>> No.16455607

>>16455605
Ahh, the eyes of a woman with no seed in her womb.

>> No.16455611

>>16455602
Not transformation, Just a one woman harem.
The suppliments are to make sure I can fuck them all senseless.

>> No.16455612

>>16455611
'No John, you are the demon'

And then childhood-friend-demon anon was an incubus

>> No.16455615

>>16455611
>using a Doppleganger potion when you know it's going to end with conscious copies of your waifu fading away into oblivion when you've done fucking them

I don't know why anybody would want to put themselves through this.

>> No.16455617

>>16455615
That's a real grim way to handle de-duplication. Why not memory merging?

>> No.16455620

>>16455615
They come into existence knowing their one job is to fuck anon until he's completely drained. And once they're gone, waifu will get to retain all of their memories. So are they really gone?

>> No.16455621

>>16455612
I think I've established that I was okay with that happening since it means I won't die and leave my waifu alone.

>>16455615
It's less "fading away" and more "fusing back into her".

>> No.16455623

>>16455617
Don't they already do that?

>> No.16455625

>>16455617
>>16455620
>>16455621
Still, they have to cease brain function and biologically "die," even if their memories are kept by the "original." If it really is a perfect, magical copy of your waifu, it's just as "human" and alive as she is.

>> No.16455626

>>16455625
You must be great at parties downer-kun.

>> No.16455628

>>16455625
Anon, eat a snickers

>> No.16455630

>>16455621
But anon, eventually you two will have to leave the house to go to a demon realm

>> No.16455633

>>16455630
You act like we didn't move to a Demon City the first chance we got.

>> No.16455638
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>>16455475
Answer, as always.

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>>16455633
Oh! I wasn't aware of that. Well I feel sheepish. Congrats!
And goodnight thread

>> No.16455650

>>16455626
>>16455628
The whole world needs to know that having too many waifus is never a good thing.

>> No.16455655

>>16455650
It's not too many waifus though, it's one waifu split into fourteen for kinky fun and sliding back together in her sleep when it's over.

>> No.16455658

>>16455650
I actually was going to ask with that harem picture what other harem-fags (if there are any on) would have as their maximum amount of MGs
5 seems to be my absolute upper limit

>> No.16455660

>>16455658
Whatever the minimum to sustain the Coolidge effect is.
With mamonobama it's probably "one"

>> No.16455662

>>16455580
You're saving her money + you taste real good, of course she'd want more
Friends are meant to help each other you know

>>16455584
100% pure and family friendly activity

>> No.16455665

>>16455658
My waifu's the only one for me.
But I don't know if I'd be able to say no to her if she brought a couple of her friends over for a foursome.

>> No.16455676

>>16455662
I guess it's what friends do for one another. But she has to give me something in return for doing it all the time.

>> No.16455680
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16455680

>>16455658
Seven Khepri and an Anubis seems reasonable.

Being an Incubus king would probably allow for a few more if needed though, I'd be a liar if I said I didn't want to fuck mummy twins once in a while.

>> No.16455684
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>>16455655
>Demon wife splits herself up into 14
>You pop enough shrooms to dope an elephant
>You take turns ravishing each other
>Getting buried under a mountain of horny devils
>Fucking each girl in a different way
>Filling them all up to the brim with your seed
>Potions eventually subside
>The exertion of satisfying 14 girls hits you like a brick wall, and you can barely move
>The fourteen wives combine back into one
>All the memories, sensations, and mana each one received flood back into her
>The sheer amount of perverse ecstasy hitting her sends her body into the ultimate orgasm
>She lays top you, her entire body hot & trembling
>She can't do anything but moan and mumble a few explicit cries of pleasure as her body is rocked by wave after wave of pleasure
>After what seems like an eternity, her orgasm finally subsides
>She looks up at you, pure bliss on her face
>It's all she can do to reach up and plant tender kiss on your lips before passing out on top of you
>You will your leaden arm to pull a sheet over yourselves before exhaustion claims you as well
The only problem I can foresee with this is that, once you've gone this far, how the fuck is regular sex supposed to compare?

>> No.16455685

>>16455658
Some can handle multiple waifus but most are better off with one
I think 2 is my limit

>>16455676
What are you thinking about? Having her do your homework or help you with chores?

>> No.16455687

>>16455684
Roleplay sex, Cosplay sex, Roleplaying Cosplay sex, rough blowjobs, soft blowjobs, rape play, fucking on every conceivable surface in the house, the list goes on of all the things that could be done.
And plus, if you can't match quality go for quantity.
She might really enjoy the roleplays where she's a famous idol and I'm her secret sex slave.

>> No.16455691

>>16455685
With homework. Or I could just use the fact that she's owe me one but never actually use it.

>> No.16455692
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16455692

Purple is the sexiest color, discuss.

>> No.16455696

>>16455692
True, but extremely pale is also good.

>> No.16455699
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>>16455692
I prefer a nice light blue, personally. Though I have yet to see a purple girl I would say no to. Or a red one. Or any alternate skin tone, really.

>> No.16455707

>>16454641
You've got the shittiest reason to live I've probably heard in a lifetime.

>> No.16455709

>>16454521
Did you have some of that criticism by any chance?

>> No.16455710

>>16455680
The more powerful you are the more waifus you can manage
I don't think that's canon especially since any random NPC can manage a Devil Bug or Large Mouse harem but it does make sense

>>16455691
That sounds mean
What about asking her to practice dating with you? That way you will both be experienced in relationships, it's a win win

>> No.16455719

>>16455692
My ranking is
Purple>pale>blue>black>every other colors

>>16455699
Agreed though not all alternative colors are great
Delicious brown or plain fair skin still beats green and gray for example

>> No.16455723
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>>16455692
Grape flavor is the best

>> No.16455724
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>>16455719
Don't really see green too much, though grey can work for spooks and elves. Charon is grey too, IIRC.

>> No.16455725

>>16455707
Mine is "living for art and beauty"
If I didn't have things like danbooru and mountain sunsets I'd be gone already.
If I ever go blind I'll just shoot myself.

Other than that, I drift through every year. I make some money, enjoy some nice things, and try not to contemplate the yawning abyss a total lack of intimacy or affection leaves in my life.

2017 can't come fast enough.

>> No.16455726

>>16455692
Incorrect, Sapphire Blue is the best.

>> No.16455729
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>>16455692
You mean pink.

>> No.16455731

>>16455724
Gray skin can easily be beautiful but not sexually appealing
I wouldn't kick this elf even though she's pretty meanwhile I want to spend months licking purple snake belly

>>16455729
Pink is too lewd, you get an overdose after a few days if your brain hasn't become mush yet

>> No.16455732

>>16455710
>What about asking her to practice dating with you?
Sure, if she insist. it's not weird when friends do it, right?

>> No.16455737
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16455737

>>16455731
As Gretchen Gekko once said "Lewd is good"

>> No.16455738
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16455738

>>16455729
There really is a shocking lack of pink girls that aren't slimes.

>> No.16455740

>>16453814
Is she bending forward? Because otherwise her torso-to-legs ratio seems weird.

>> No.16455743

>>16455732
Yeah it's pretty common to do it
She needs practice to land a kind man like you and you probably have a crush on the Pharaoh student council president like everyone else so dating her would give you an edge over them

>> No.16455745

>>16455737
I want that shiny Tanuki! It's gotta be so rare!

>> No.16455748

>>16455737
Who cast a spell to turn Sonico into a nook?

>> No.16455750

>>16455725
Gotta need to find a new date.

>> No.16455752

>>16455743
Would be funny if that's the reson we did that and then once I actually go to date the Pharaoh I just come running back to her.

>> No.16455758

>>16455752
Sounds like a romance movie for monster girls
>Low tier monster girl is childhood friend with a nice boy
>They go to the same schools their entire lives
>High school starts and they both feel the need for a relationship
>They practice dating together
>Thanks to that he manages to score the hyper popular student council
>Her friend isn't happy with the outcome and stays alone
>Less than a week later he runs back to her and they have an emotional double confession
>Overly long sex scene
>They get married
>Happy ending

>> No.16455760

>>16455475
looks like I need start watching digimon

>> No.16455764

>>16455760
Nah.

>> No.16455766

>>16455760
Most of this stuff is in the card game and manga anon. You'll be scraping about for proper long term monstergirl content.
Though Kazemon in Frontier and Mervamon in Xros wars are pretty good fanservice.

>> No.16455780

>>16452343
That reminds of an old thread where when I admitted that the idea of dying with my waifu is not something I want and everyone called me the crazy one. Jesus fuck like I know the fantasy revolves around you but that is an extra level of ego.

>> No.16455781

>>16452280
>puresluts only anyone who wants something different fuck you that's way
When will this line of thought die?

>> No.16455787

>>16455758
Feels like one of those movies that's really cheesy but is super popular and your waifu would make you two watch.

>> No.16455790

>>16455787
She'd want to fuck during the sex scene too.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

>> No.16455794

>>16454521
I feel ashamed that the reason why I am learning Japanese, studying harder in math and accounting, is all because of my one sided affection for my Oomukade waifu. Like I can't exactly tell people the reason how I can be happy when you're a housemaid/electrician/plumber/tech support/dog keeper/bird keeper is because I fantasize that my waifu praises me, gives me hugs and pats my head for not giving up. Isn't that just pathetic?

>> No.16455805

>>16455794
Thank you for your input, humble brag bear.

>> No.16455808
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16455808

I want to pinch her cheeks

>> No.16455809

>>16455805
>humble brag bear
Oh god imagine bear girls like that.
>hi anon isn't this so sad I'm all alone in these woods and no one wants to fuck me

>> No.16455813

>>16455808
I want to grope her cheeks.

>> No.16455815

>>16455813
I want to fuck her cheeks.

>> No.16455816

>>16455808
I want to massage her legs. Not for anything sexual I do enjoy giving massages for the sake of it.

>> No.16455828
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16455828

>>16455692
Wight is obviously the sexiest colour.

>> No.16455830

>>16455787
I'd watch it even though it seems pretty meh

>>16455790
The whole theater would turn into a fuckfeat and then the movie's Blu-ray would be sold in porn stores

>>16455816
Anything involving reptile legs/feet is automatically lewd

>> No.16455832

>>16455828
But Wights have an ivory gray skin tone.

>> No.16455838

>>16455830
It's MGC there is nothing but porn. Even the children's programs teach shotas the ABC's of get in my van.

>> No.16455840
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16455840

Little Ensign! Is of being pop quiz time! Explain why semi-circle is of being best formation for space battle.

>> No.16455844

>>16455838
> Even the children's programs teach shotas the ABC's of get in my van
Like that Brazilian show from The Simpsons?

>> No.16455853

>>16455840
Enfilade fire, ma'am! See: Battle of Cannae! The precise reason for the semicircle is because the animators were incompetent.

>> No.16455856

>>16455766
Don't forget about Zephyrmon now.

>> No.16455857

>>16455853
>>16455840
So this is the future. Monster Girls in space, using LoGH as their guide to the stars.

>> No.16455860

>>16455856
JetSilphymon is obviously the best wind spirit.

>> No.16455875

>>16454360
I still don't trust you. What are you planning?

>> No.16455902

>>16454771
>at risk of possibly annoying my waifu.
It will never boggle my mind how the thread is so accepting of cuckqueans. I wouldn't touch a woman who was okay with me sleeping with other women with a 10ft barge pole. Related or otherwise.

>> No.16455922

>>16455902
>It will never not** boggle
Stupid double negatives.

>> No.16455935

>>16455840
In terms of formation, space warfare would be similar to airborn warfare, no? Both naval and land battles have a single plane to work with, whereas space and air has two

>> No.16455940
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16455940

nyaa ha ha~

>> No.16455942

>>16455940
Cats like fish? I never knew.

>> No.16455946

>>16455940
Didn't she hook up with her futa friend or something? The more I hear about that remake the less sense it makes when compare to the original story. Is her dad even dead still?

>> No.16455952

>>16455935
True, but distance is covered a lot faster relative to the formation in aerial battles compared to space battles; dogfighting etc. would probably be more for your smaller fighters in space.

Therefore, spaceships of the line would probably rely on crossing the T (for broadside based spaceships) or Cannae-style encirclement (for spaceships with frontal main guns).

The second plane would probably just reflect a couple of additional flanks to secure.

>> No.16455955

>>16455952
Wouldn't destroying a single ship result in so much debris flying around that it would be impossible to navigate the space in question without massive death?
Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest sonnova bitch in space!

>> No.16455960
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pat pat

>> No.16455963

>>16455952
I don't know what those words mean, but how would an encirclement work? Just drop down and fly out. You'd need a 360 degree encirclement. And then what are you going to do, shoot and get every one caught in the crossfire?

>> No.16455964
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16455964

>>16455960
PITTER PATTER!

>> No.16455973

>>16455946
there is no futa, but yes, she's a teenager exploring her sexuality
and no, dad is not dead

>> No.16455985

>>16455973
MG sexuality starts and ends with dicks, there is nothing to explore.
>dad is not dead
Why? Does he still fuck the biker anubis?

>> No.16455990

>>16455946
The original story wasn't that bad, but for the remake Bob officially lost his mind and added bisexual and lesbian relationships, monsterboys, futa and some other shit I can't remember. I don't remember if he's even added in the student guy she marries in the first version.

The original Laska wasn't the greatest story ever, but it looks like a masterpiece compared to the shitshow of its remake.

>> No.16455992

>>16455963
>Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves

>> No.16455997
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16455997

>>16455985
>MG sexuality starts and ends with dicks, there is nothing to explore

>> No.16455998

>>16455946
I miss truckercore before Bob listened to the trolls sabotaging it and made Claire a futa.

>> No.16456001

>>16455960
Loks so much like cotton candy.

>> No.16456003

>>16455992
YUO SEE IVAN

>> No.16456014

>>16455973
>>16455985
>>16455997
pls no we just did this last night not again no stop anything but that.

>> No.16456022

>>16456014
Did we argue about bob last night? I wasn't paying attention.

>> No.16456034
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16456034

Drats! I've been bewitched!

>> No.16456041

>>16456034
But that's a phantom.

>> No.16456043

>>16456034
Bewitched by a bitch witch which wishes.

>> No.16456044

>>16456041
She's purple, what do I care. I'd even a purple Matango, honestly.

>> No.16456048

>>16456044
Is purple your waifu?

>> No.16456051

>>16456048
It might be his fetish too.

>> No.16456053

>>16456048
Well no but it is my favorite color. Got me purple curtains in my bedroom and shit.

>> No.16456071

>>16456053
Must be weird looking to your curtains and getting a boner. I'm sure that sheet lady would love to have a go with you.

>> No.16456077

>>16456071
Never had purple sheets. Too sensual.

Oh god. I've become tile-fetish-kun.

>> No.16456082

>>16456071
>>16456077
>Anon gets sexually assaulted by an ittan momen pimp coat

>> No.16456087

>>16456082
Reminds of the time Baron Munchhausen's coat caught rabies.

>> No.16456100

>>16455740
Yeah, I tried having her look like she was bending forwards.

>> No.16456102

>>16456077
>>16456082
Well at least you have your purple sheet/curtain waifu now. She's going to wrap you up and you'll be covered in her purple ass.

>> No.16456111
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16456111

>>16456102
A portrait of the artist as a young man.

>> No.16456125

>>16456111
I guess because he has a sheet lady now he won't become dickless-kun v2.
Good luck fucking your waifu, anon.

>> No.16456131

>>16454521
I don't really have a favorite Monstergirl or a specific waifu.

I prefer stories with lots of worldbuilding and not for having sex scenes.

Alp isn't that bad of a writer and he can only get better as he writes more.


I keep delaying picking up a hobby, I want to either write or draw, but I end up doing other things instead. It's especially frustrating because I know I can learn.


In other words, I need a Kiki.

>> No.16456138

>>16456131
> isn't that bad of a writer and he can only get better as he writes more.
Y-you too.

>> No.16456178
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16456178

Just going to leave this grape cat here as I go reconsider my life as a curtainfucker.

>> No.16456183

>>16454931
That's seriously impressive. It's nice to see a more 'serious' drawing style used to draw MG's. Especially if the art is at a high level.

>> No.16456191
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16456191

>>16456183
He does some really great stuff. Have you seen his other works?

>> No.16456202

>>16456191
I believe i've seen his Whitehorn picture you just posted, but other than that not at all. Does he have a tumblr, pixiv or deviant?

>> No.16456211

You can't spell grape without rape

>>16455960
Don't pat the pofu, you will end up with lewd scales on your hand and inhaling it makes it 80% more likely that you will impregnate her

>> No.16456214

>>16456202
Looks like they have a tumblr.
http://ougibro.tumblr.com/

>> No.16456260

>>16456214
Fantastic, thanks for the link.

>> No.16456272

>>16456211
I'm gonna pat her and huff the scales deeply!

>> No.16456273

>>16456211
Pofu makes you blind.

>> No.16456366
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16456366

What is that dragon book with beast on it? Story book?

>> No.16456376

>>16456366
Butter-T art book. Asked if they were full nsfw before buying and was told yes; come to find out they don't actually have any of the naughty bits. Convenient steam clouds, etc.

>> No.16456377
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16456377

Does anyone actually like Ushi-Onis?

And I don't mean your headcanon, lovey dovey waifu one, I mean the canon rapey pelvis breaky one.

I can't see the appeal of the canon Ushi-Oni whatsoever unless you really get off to violent rape. With the Ushi-Oni as it's described in the encyclopedia you're not going to see another human again, nearly all of your life is going to consist of pelvis breaking fucking, and the few moments of peace you have is only for sleep.

Can someone who likes that version of the Ushi-Oni come out and say why?
I don't understand it.

>> No.16456379

>>16456272
Enjoy a family life then
You'll have to marry her when she gets pregnant

>>16456273
This is a myth spread by cunning foxes because they know they can't beat pofu

>> No.16456380

>>16456377
Stop kinkshaming people.

>> No.16456391
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16456391

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame

>> No.16456399

>>16456366
>>16456376
Does anyone jew harder than that Thai bastard?

>> No.16456404

>>16456377
>canon
>pelvis breaking
Pick one, squirt.

>> No.16456415

>>16456404
I don't mean literal pelvis breaking, I just mean monstrously rough sex.
Pelvis breaking is just the best way to describe that.

>> No.16456416
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16456416

>>16456377
>Does anyone actually like Ushi-Onis?
Love em.
>And I don't mean your headcanon, lovey dovey waifu one, I mean the canon rapey pelvis breaky one.
Pelvis breaking is a bad thread meme, they're rough and aggressive but no permanent damage done unless you count being turned into an incubus eventually as damage.
>With the Ushi-Oni as it's described in the encyclopedia you're not going to see another human again
Sounds great to me.

Really though, profiles are vastly exaggerated based on what the scholar thinks. They have sex a hell of a lot more than humans, possibly to the point of 4-5 times a day but they still do other stuff.

They can take up hobbies for the sake of making their husbands happy and also need to go hunting for food, an Ushi wife would probably be thrilled if her husband took up an interest in hunting with her. You could even play to each other's strengths, she catches a wild beast with her web and you throw a spear to kill it so neither of you get hurt by getting close.
>Can someone who likes that version of the Ushi-Oni come out and say why?
Some men just have a weakness for fluffy rape spiders, I know I do.

>> No.16456423

>>16456415
In that case, your answer is "intense subs & masochists."

>> No.16456443

>>16456377
They are a "bad end" monster girl just like many others
I personally love the idea of becoming a mindless cum pump who lives in constant sexual bliss

Let me put it this way, would you rather live through hardships and pain to achieve things like buying a house and nice furniture and in the end be proud and relatively happy of what you've accomplished
Or would you rather cut through all the bullshit, get raped senseless and live a life if ecstasy and love with your humble family being the one thing making you proud (with all that fucking she's bound to get pregnant)

All that aside you can also argue that the wandering scholar has a scewed view of Ushi-Oni and misrepresented them or at least only presented one aspect of them

>> No.16456461

>>16456377
I like them. Mostly because I like girls that live up to the monster in their names.
You have a reason to fear ushis, imagone one coming down from the mountains and almost destroying a village in her quest to obtain a man. Plus, people fear them so much that some even try to slay them, imagine how scared a guy would be once she wraps him up on her web and sees her wicked, lewd smile. The guy knows that he is done for and from now on his life of being a cumpump begins.

>> No.16456482

Do your waifu share all of your fetishes? Or does she not have some you have and does she have some you don't have?
Would you indulge her in her fetishes if she asked you?

>> No.16456487

A shogg showed up in my dreams tonight. She looked cool.

>> No.16456495

Single fathers would still be treated like bums in mgc right?

>> No.16456497

>>16456495
Yes, but that is only because the daughteru is going to be his wife when she grows up.

>> No.16456499

>>16456495
Single dads or deadbeat dads
I'm sure MGC has it's share of DILF fetishists

>> No.16456503

>>16456495
Yep, they are used goods.

>> No.16456519

>>16456495
Yeap, everyone will know they are already taken by daughterus

>> No.16456522

>>16456482
It's not in the books but KC said that mana makes you and your waifu adopt each other's fetishes
It also removes all the extreme fetishes you might have

>>16456495
Why would they? If anything they'd be prime husband material
>Needs healing
>Comes packaged with a child
>Has already proven that he is very fertile
>Extra added value if his child is a son

You might have one or two "evil" monster girls who will monsterize his daughter and have them fuck if she REALLY loves her father but that's about it

>> No.16456545

>>16456522
Mamono mana is no fun.

>> No.16456548
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16456548

>>16456522
>Extra added value if his child is a son
What did you mean by this? She will marry the father to fuck his son?
>tfw getting NTRed by your own son

>> No.16456549

>>16456522
Removes your extreme fetishes?
C'mon now.
My slime and I are playing out my amputee and vore fetishes and that's final, damnit.

>> No.16456552

>>16456377
You can ride them as a mount
That's pretty fun, I guess

>> No.16456554

>>16456552
They ride you, anon.

>> No.16456557

>>16456522
How extreme are we talking?
The canon already explores such concepts as genderswapping, transformation, inflation, tentacles, consumption of fluids and bodyparts from your partner, bloodplay, mindbreak, mindswap, mind rewriting, more corruption than you can shake a stick at.
Filth fetishism, domination (of every kind in both directions), bondage, probably even temporary futa.
Maybe your fetishes get muted, but that's because there's already a monstergirl for every fetish. Can't have you pining for a dragon when you have a weresheep.

>> No.16456560

>>16456377
Look, I just want my fearboner, ok?

>> No.16456562

>>16456560
How do you feel about Kumiho?

>> No.16456564

>>16456548
Huey deserved worse than death and got it. I wish I could have thrown his sorry ass out of a helicopter in game

>> No.16456591

>>16455940
I see this car and I think "Man she's cute" and then I hear about the shitty story she came from and it makes me disappointed.

>> No.16456593

>>16456591
What an unfortunate typo.

>> No.16456601
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16456601

>>16456562
solid 10/10 for me.

>> No.16456606

>>16456593
Car automatons are cute.

>> No.16456610

>>16456549
>>16456557
I think he meant violent or unhealthy fetishes that would lead to permanent damage if not death, so basically guro and extreme ryona
Vore is also out of the question for the most part but there is no harm in getting slimmed or entering a Sandworm for example

He just doesn't want to see his girls get hurt

>> No.16456615

>>16456601
My brother.

>> No.16456616

>>16456606
Twingo Transformer Automaton when

>> No.16456625

>>16456601
>>16456615
Getting your liver eaten by a Kumiho is a simple and safe process that also proves just how much you love her
I don't know why people are so against it

>> No.16456632
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16456632

>>16456562
Promiscuous whores not worth loving.
They'll drain your soul through your balls and then have liver pâté.

>> No.16456638

>>16456632
Well, Ahri might do that, but she doesn't represent the race.

>> No.16456640

>>16456632
Just because Ahri is a shitty whore doesn't mean all kumiho are!

>> No.16456642

>>16456632
Ahri may be a whore but she's an attractive whore, would pump and dump.

Condoms prevent soul drainage right?

>> No.16456643

>>16456625
If I'm gonna get my liver demolished, I'd rather have it done via alcohol from an Oni or Satyros.
At least then I won't get my torso cut open.

>> No.16456645

>>16456642
>Condoms prevent soul drainage right?
Yes.The soul cannot pass through a membrane that stretchy.

>> No.16456647

>>16455955
That's what shields are for.

>> No.16456654

>>16456625
Nice try, shady fox.

>> No.16456666

>>16456654
You're way too paranoid anon. You shouldn't drink so much, ruins the liver.

>> No.16456667

>>16456562
Kumihos and Rusalkas a best

>> No.16456675
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16456675

I want to bum a Glacies!

>> No.16456677

>>16456666
Yeah, I have a really bad liver that probably tastes like shit.

>> No.16456679

>>16456380
Not happening any time soon.

>> No.16456684

>>16456377
Absolutely yes, they're not my favorite monster girl, but they're definitely top tier. Rape train or not, it doesn't matter to me; the fact that someone would like me so much that they'd constantly want to screw me would be great.

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16456685

>>16456666
>hyper satan wants me to quit drinking
I'm going to crack a beer for breakfast just to spite you, devil fox

>> No.16456687

>>16456677
Sounds well seasoned.
>>16456685
That isn't healthy anon!

>> No.16456690

>>16456687
It's beer battered, and you can't stop me

>> No.16456693

>>16456687
I'm eating my own liver and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

>> No.16456696

>>16456693
I do not have a retort for this.

>> No.16456697

>>16454325
Saaya

>> No.16456702

>>16456693
This is the only real way to keep your liver safe. To all you anons concerned, do it. Stick it to those dumb korean foxes, and eat your own liver.

>> No.16456710

>>16456696
>>16456702
It's all good too because since it's your own liver it goes back to its place.

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16456713

>>16456377
>And I don't mean your headcanon, lovey dovey waifu one
What are you blabering about, you fool?

Ushis ARE lovey dovey waifus.

Everyone knows the Wiki more often than not uses extreme hyperbole and sometimes even contradictory statements when describing the personalities and actions of monsters.

>> No.16456721

>>16455232
With the automaton? I read that just the other day, it's probably still in my phone's memory.

>> No.16456722
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16456722

>...so then I raped him!
>You're so full of shit, Jonesy
>I did too!

>> No.16456724

>>16456710
I don't think it works like that.

>> No.16456728

>>16456722
The Elf war was brutal.

But we're better off under their thumb.

>> No.16456729

>>16456722
>You'll never be a young native boy, lured onto base by a foreign elf nee-san and raped by her squad for hours, payed a small wage to be a permanent relief.

>> No.16456740

>>16456713
>Everyone knows the Wiki more often than not uses extreme hyperbole and sometimes even contradictory statements when describing the personalities and actions of monsters.
The profiles are basically the scholar making observations compared to what life in order controlled cities is like.
He sees monster girls having sex 3 times a day? That seems like a lot compared to towns where they're told that it's for the sole purpose of procreation and that pleasure is evil so he thinks "wow they must do nothing but have sex all day!"

KC has confirmed this a few times but people still think monster girls are all rape all the time. That only applies to the Fallen God followers like Dark Priests.

>> No.16456742

>>16456713
There are other considerations too. For instance the profile info may be fairly accurate if describing a ushi-oni who isn't wearing the seal (that eye bandana) that helps her control her lust.

The Wandering Scholar has also been stated to often base his profiles off of short-term observations and interviews. Hence to him it may "look" like all a couple does is eat, sleep and have sex, but he may simply not observe long enough to see they do other things as well.

>> No.16456743

>>16456722
>This all took place in the winter of 2012, and five years later something happened that made their silence moot. The breaking of the dimensional barriers is a tale yet to be told…

So where is that story about the Elf War, huh?

>> No.16456744

>>16456724
Yes it does. My body my rules.

>> No.16456751

>>16456743
alp wrote it.

>> No.16456755

>>16456751
No, I mean the stuff he promises in that last line of the story. You know, the line I'm quoting?

>> No.16456762
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16456762

>>16456722
>I'll never be gangbanged by uniformed elves
>>16456721
I don't even remember, it was from at least 2 years ago
>>16456755
Alp wrote it, so it will be started but never finished

>> No.16456770

You are free to interpret MGE however you like because of the way it's written
It's fun to argue about what is the one true canon but it doesn't exist

What we can rest assured of is that monster girls love us

>> No.16456772

>>16456762
>but never finished
I thought the story I was quoting was finished though? Or is it just going to have a 5 year time-skip?

>> No.16456781

>>16456677
I want a kumiho to make me the best food to ensure my liver's delectability!

>> No.16456783
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16456783

>>16456742
He's also probably on met a few if not a single individual from the rarest of species and based his whole judgement on those species based around them.

He's pretty much an unreliable narrator, specially if you consider he might have an Order perspective if he is an Order citizen/member.

>> No.16456792

>>16456772
finished in the sense that there is an end, but that one in particular was rushed as hell

>> No.16456795

>>16456742
>For instance the profile info may be fairly accurate if describing a ushi-oni who isn't wearing the seal (that eye bandana) that helps her control her lust.
That's just thread canon isn't it? The profile makes no mention of it.

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16456797

>>16456792
Maybe someone else could do stuff with Elves? Eh? EHH?

>> No.16456802

>>16456795
Check the Trivia below.

>> No.16456803

>>16456783
The Order wants him dead so if he was ever part of the Order he isn't any more. That said, he has been stated to be unintentionally biased against monsters to some extent.

>> No.16456807

>>16456783
>He's pretty much an unreliable narrator, specially if you consider he might have an Order perspective if he is an Order citizen/member.
The order chased him out and want him dead because he's not 100% bias against monsters and actually wants to study.

Quite similar to how Christians locked people up for saying the earth orbited the sun when they were telling the truth. Theocracies only like research until it conflicts with their beliefs.

>> No.16456808

>>16456795
Yeah its not in the profile, but KC explained what the seal was when asked about it by a Japanese fan.

You can find that and tons more info here: http://pastebin.com/umCrrZqR

>> No.16456812

>>16456797
Sorry, I've already got my own universe that I'm developing

>> No.16456815

>>16456812
No Elves? This is indeed a disturbing universe.

>> No.16456816

>>16456802
There's no source for the trivia, could be people repeating misinformation so much they think it's true, a KC tweet to source it from would be great.

>> No.16456820

>>16456808
>>16456816
Huh, so it was from the Q&A, read that thing a bunch of times but must have missed that one somehow.

Always wrote it off as nonsense.

>> No.16456821

>>16456815
It has elves, but it's not elf centric

>> No.16456841

>>16456770
Nuh-uh, they don't love you.

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16456849

>>16456820
>>16456808
I do wonder who gives Ushis their seals.

Do Ushis without seals live like wild animals in the jungle, incapable of controlling their temperament to even try and learn how to speak? Who would even be brave enough to try a put a seal on one? Can they wear more than one seal to make themselves extra conscious? What other kind of seals exists and how can they be used on monster girls? Who even produces seals anyway?

>> No.16456852

>>16456849
Wizards, I'm sure.

That troll Anondalf probably has a hand in it

>> No.16456856

>>16456849
>Can they wear more than one seal to make themselves extra conscious?
Ah the mythical 'blind ushi-oni', said to have great wisdom and strength but the temperament to control it.
In reality she's just wearing a seal over both eyes.

>> No.16456858

>>16456852
That's be doing them a favor though.

Unless He placed their seals in places they couldn't reach them.

Then Ushis would had to resort to tricking passing travelers into helping them take them off.

>> No.16456859

>>16456849
Likely not in jungles, they live in mountains and caves.

My guess is that tanukis travelling through the mountains to the next town often sell seals to the local ushis, and get them with the line "you may not need one now but you never know when you'll find a man and have daughters!"

The mention of being a parent makes their heart go doki doki and they take 20.

>> No.16456861

>>16456852
Anondalf? Oh I remember, overweight chap, smelly hair, big, scraggly neckbeard?
Haven't seen him in six months.

>> No.16456863

>>16456816
Should be sourced properly now. Now I just have to do 200 other pages.

>> No.16456868

>>16456859
What could Ushis have to trade for seals?

Maybe wild, valuable Demon fruits that grow in the most dangerous parts of a Demon Realm?

>> No.16456874

>>16456868
Skins and meat from hard-to-catch beasts?

>> No.16456875

>>16455511
Not big enough.

>> No.16456879

>>16456868
Their blood for the racoons to resell as a cure of illness.

>> No.16456886

>>16455511
Just noticed the pantsu, how lewd

>> No.16456893

>>16455960
Pofu.

>> No.16456937
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16456937

What about small (big) cows?

>> No.16456941

>>16456937
It should be a criminal offense to not breed cows with hips like these
It probably is in southern MGC

>> No.16456942

>>16456937
She needs a belly to go with those YUGE hips.

>> No.16456962

>>16456937
I don't think I'd do a thing different from what the guy there did, I mean he did everything right.
>>16456941
I hope it is, if its not I'll make it on, I'll go into politics to make sure.

>> No.16456985
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16456985

Source is 'Cow Girl's Breast Massage'

>> No.16456997

Would you let a Dark Mage shotaficate you if it meant waking up with a nursing handjob every morning and being permitted to 'play' with her body during downtime from your familiar/apprentice duties?

>> No.16457003

>>16456997
Absolutely not, I'm already married.

>> No.16457004

>>16456997
Only if it is temporal

>> No.16457007

Do you think monstergirls would secretly add cum to their daughter's baby bottles?

>> No.16457008

>>16456997
You're suggesting that I wouldn't be the one coursing her into the magical arts.

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>>16457007
>secretly

>> No.16457012

>>16456997
I'd let her shoft-fy me just because. Though, if I ever feel she's getting too complacent I'm going to learn ways to reverse the spell secretly, and giver her a surprise dicking for not being attentive enough.

>> No.16457013

>>16457007
I am very uncomfortable with the concept so no.

>> No.16457016

So what does Dark Mage turn you into, a staff? Her hat?

>> No.16457017

>>16457007
no

>> No.16457018

>>16457007
I mean, probably.

>> No.16457019

>>16457007
They already have that one fruit thats explicit purpose is to let daughterus practice how to properly give blow jobs and get a facsimile of the experience so I don't see the point really

>> No.16457021

>>16457016
Her boytoy.

>> No.16457022

>>16457007
That's pretty disgusting.

>> No.16457025

>>16457016
She turns you into nothing. You become a familiar by name, also her subordinate and husband.

>> No.16457027
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16457027

>>16456997
I'd drain her manatanks in kind.

>> No.16457029

>>16457022
Cum is the most delicious thing a monstergirl could eat though, except for maybe vampires and blood.

>> No.16457034

>>16457029
No, the most delicious thing for her would be my waifu's milk.

>> No.16457036

>>16457007
That's too indirect anon, it's best if she gets it straight from the source!

I think she'd be just fine if you didn't feed her cum at all though, at least until she's older or having a boyfriend.

>> No.16457038

>>16457034
Mother's milk, Father's milk, same difference.

>> No.16457042

>>16457004
Sure, but most of the time if its just you and her around the hut she wants you shotafied. Don't worry, 'important' parts won't be effected. In fact, they may even be enhanced...
>>16457004
Sure, but most of the time when you're just around the hut with her she wants it active.
>>16457008
If you've got the aptitude, I'm sure she'd be HIGHLY impressed.
>>16457012
This guy gets it
>>16457027
And we have a winner, best end

>> No.16457045

>>16457038
Anon, you are walking the wrong path.

>> No.16457048

>>16457042
Oh man did I stroke out on those first two replies or what

>> No.16457049

>>16457045
Says you.

>> No.16457056

>>16457049
Everyone knows that if you make your daughteru dirty she'll be ruined for life.

>> No.16457060

Dark Mages are selfish, egotistical monster who only care about feeling good and becoming more powerful
It's only once you've made her gain 5 breast sizes and that you're buried under her softness that you come back to your senses and realize that becoming her familiar was a terrible idea

>> No.16457061

>>16456997
I'd rather just mating press her as an adult.

>> No.16457063

>>16457056
Ruined? or saved from the fate of a bad husband?
Dicking the daughteru means she'll always stay pure, at least for you.

>> No.16457066

>>16457060
>Not wanting to be the husband of a girl who wants power
You can't into mayaderes

>> No.16457068

>>16457060
>It's only once you've made her gain 5 breast sizes words words mmph mphmpbmhphmphmpm

Can't hear you over this best end I'm experiencing here pal

Plus maybe I like that she's selfish. If she sees me enough as part of her property and an important source of her power she'd probably treat me with extreme care and diligence. Sign me up

>> No.16457072

>>16457063
More lie consigned to the fate of a bad husband.

>> No.16457079

Who would win in a [Wizards Battle], a Dark Mage or a Lich?

>> No.16457085

>>16457079
The one with bigger boobs.

>> No.16457086

>>16457079
If it's the lewd kind, Anon.

>> No.16457089

>>16457079
Dark Mage a best, Lich a shit.

Therefore Dark Mage wins

>> No.16457090

>>16457063
She'll only be marrying someone both me and my waifu aprove off. There is no way he is going to be a bad husband.

>> No.16457093

>>16457060
Please stop, my penis can only get so erect
I wanna wake up between those engorged manapillows and help her conquer the realm and be rewarded with sweet soft voluptuous and expansive sex!

>> No.16457099

>>16457089
Why is LIch shit?

>> No.16457100

>>16457060
*sarcasm* Yes they only care about themselves, that's why the profile states they don't just make love to but also love their husbands.

Not that you're being serious, just felt like pointing that detail out.

>> No.16457105

>>16457100
>Actions

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>>16457089
I like Dark Mages, but get a load of this dork.

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>>16456997
>permitted to 'play' with her body during downtime
She can 'play' all she wants

>> No.16457130

>>16457127
Dark Mage manatanks can probably get as large as the Sorceress' tits I just realized.

>> No.16457137

>>16457130
Why stop there, I say. Though to each their own.

>> No.16457157

How young is too young for a little monstergirl to have a sexual relationship?

>> No.16457158

>>16457157
Going by headcanon or MGE? Canonically speaking you can fuck a fetus.

>> No.16457161

>>16457157
Whenever you want anon, age is no issue even according to KC.

>> No.16457164

>>16457157
Knowing how monster girls are, anything from middle school and onwards would probably be normal.

Judging by KC's dwarf though it might even be earlier than that, I really hope it's not.

>> No.16457167

>>16457157
'sexual maturity' is reached at the absolute latest at 10 years old, it seems 8 is the average but they start thinking about it literally from birth
MGE guide book 1 is what you're lookin for

>> No.16457171

>>16457157
Monstergirls can (which doesn't mean they do) have sex around 7-8 yo.

>> No.16457172

>>16457164
KC is like that one pedo dude whose fantasy is super powered kids who can consent at an early age.

>> No.16457179

>>16457172
Its why Baphomets are his favorite and why they literally run an organization that's mission is to lolify people and teach the joys of sex to young monsters

>> No.16457180

>>16457172
That's the power of Baphos for you.

>> No.16457182

>>16457079
A Lich.

>> No.16457189

>>16457179
You forgot the indoctrination, but yeah.

>> No.16457190

>>16457158
Only vicariously.

Unless you mean humpty eggs or other newborn slimes.

>> No.16457191

>>16457157
KC is lowkey an actual pedophile, but there's nothing saying you have to accept that into how you view and you can reasonably state that your 'aura' caused by mamanobama keeps your daughteru chaste a bit longer than other girls

That being said, its honestly a fair point to assume that they'd start really early if you think about how they were designed from creation to kill humans, something that they would try to do at an early age as soon as possible for sustenance, but have had that instinct replaced with 'have sex with' instead of 'kill'. In that regard it honestly makes sense, its the incest glorification that's a lil sus

>> No.16457194

>>16457190
Yeah I mean humpty egg.

>> No.16457195

>>16457191
>incest glorification
>when KC said that, while nobody cares, it's not a common thing

>> No.16457196

>>16455563
Never saw this Illassa before.
Bloody hell, she'll have art in the triple digits before I can get one piece for my steelim at this rate.

>> No.16457200

>>16457195
>Thread is full of older sister fucking, younger sister fucking, mother fucking and daughter fucking anyway

>> No.16457203

>>16457200
We know what we want.
And what's needed: Aunts.

>> No.16457204

>>16457200
>Talking about KC
>Uses the thread as an example

>> No.16457205

>>16457200
Incest is only good reaching up. Older sister, Older cousins, Aunties, mothers. Reaching down to younger cousins, younger sisters, nieces and daughters is just... why?

>> No.16457207

>>16457191
>KC is lowkey an actual pedophile
2D =/= 3D

>> No.16457209

>>16457204
I was just pointing out the irony to the people here who are autistic about 'canon'.

>> No.16457211

>>16457205
I want a great great great Lich Aunt to watch over me while my parents are away!

>> No.16457215

>>16457203
I thought about my waifu's aunt hitting on me before we got together. Even so she would still try to get a bite, that lonely, thristy CC lady.

>> No.16457214

>>16457195
>Also, monsters don't go through the growth process that human girls go through in which they scorn or avoid their father, perhaps for that reason, their devilish nature may rarely end up awakening to their own father, and there are also girls who will have sex with their father and try to get mana. Monsters raised that way will grow dramatically more powerful and possess far more demonic energy than those raised only on normal food, but in such circumstances they generally acquire a taste for their own father's energy and then end up recognizing him as their “husband”.

Its a lil sus

Though to be fair, you're right in that it does say 'rarely'

>> No.16457216

>>16457205
That's just like, your opinion, anon. I could say the same about reaching up, being only in to reaching down.

>> No.16457217

>>16457207
He wasn't saying it was. Don't conflate pedophile with child molestation now.

>> No.16457222

>>16457195
Yet it says in official material that it is common.

People need to realize that KC changes his answer depending on the day he's asked.

>> No.16457227

>>16457205
>it's totally okay wanting to fuck your mother
Do you even hear yourself? Both are shit

>> No.16457233

>>16457207
Just mentioned for punctuality instead of saying 'KC has sexual attraction towards loli in the 2D form although not in the 3D form'

as >>16457222 all of it really should just be taken as 'eh, its okay if it happens and monsters don't give a shit and if you want they might even enjoy it, but its not necessary either'

>> No.16457235

>>16457222
Point me out where does it say it's common

>> No.16457238

>>16457227
That particular one is iffy due to dads being involved, but an adoptive MG motheru? Free, ripe, tasty game.

>> No.16457244

>>16457238
Nah, it's shit

>> No.16457248

>>16457233
>Just mentioned for punctuality instead of saying 'KC has sexual attraction towards loli in the 2D form although not in the 3D form'
Don't encourage him. You don't get some snowflake distinction between 2D and 3D. Or I'm some kind of snowflake nippon word for an attraction to huge anime tits and not giant gross 3D tits.

>> No.16457250

>>16457238
That's not even incest at that point.

>> No.16457251

>>16457195
Its just that he spent so much time writing about it, as well as all the side-stuff where it says stuff like 'bring the whole family to the tentacle forest, children love to play there too with their mom and dad' and such

He's clearly into it but he's also smart enough to just occasionally remind you it happens rather than force it as a solid rule

>> No.16457252

>>16457238
Is it really a mother by that point then? Might as well just call it a cougar.

>> No.16457254

I want a mini Lich to give me test answers at college.

>> No.16457258

>>16457205
Nah.

Older/younger sister > Everything else.

>> No.16457260

>>16457250
>>16457252
Well unless your mother monsterizes after giving birth to you, she's a human. And if she does monsterize why isn't she still with her husband, your father?

Is he dead? Why not lich him back to life? Given the setting it just makes shit all kinds of complicated.

>> No.16457261

>all this talk about lolis
Fuck you guys, now I'm thinking about a naked baphomet wearing a randoseru that barely covers her nipples.

>> No.16457266

>>16457261
That's all on you anon, we weren't discussing anything specifically lewd.

>> No.16457267

>>16457261
You were going to think that anyway, why are you pretending your fantasies have any bearing on the thread?

>> No.16457270

>>16457261
that's bad because?

>> No.16457277

>>16457251
Lets be fair here, the part about the tentacle forest seems more just to be talking about how they all can get pleasure from the tentacles or just play with them, it doesn't mention the parents having sex with the kid being involved. To quote:

>The tentacles that inhabit the outer periphery of the tentacle forest are all docile, so all they do is assist with sex in this manner. Lovers or parents with children often visit to have picnics. The docile, highly intelligent tentacles will even play with the children.

>> No.16457278

I'm almost curious enough to make a strawpoll asking how many people like and prefer loli, are okay with loli but don't prefer it, or are not okay with loli and dont prefer it

Of course, within the framework of MGE that is

almost

>> No.16457282

>>16457278
I'm okay with loli but don't prefer it

>> No.16457287

>>16457278
I like loli because it keeps normalfags away. Otherwise I prefer ara ara.

>> No.16457289
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16457289

>>16457266
>>16457267
Lies and slander, I was thinking about Wocks until now.

I probably would have thought about it eventually though.
>>16457270
I wasn't planning on fapping till later.

>> No.16457291

>>16457278
Okay with it existing but don't prefer it and usually privately hide conversations focused about it that pop up

>> No.16457300

>>16457277
What would you do if your daughteru wanders too deep?

>> No.16457302
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16457302

I need ideas.
Ideas for crappy doodles.

>> No.16457307

>>16457302
Right there in that picture you posted. Draw Wisps.

>> No.16457308

>>16457278
Loli does nothing for me, and actual loli disgusts me. But some centuries old being who got it into her head that looking like a child was appealing? Meh, live and let live. I'm sure there's some pedo for her to lure. Though I have to wonder if her target audience wouldn't be turned off by the fact that she isn't actually something to the tune of 6 years old.

>> No.16457315

>>16457302
Purple Drapes raping an anon.

>> No.16457316

>>16457307
You won't stop hounding me until I do, huh?

>> No.16457317

>>16457302
Little Kobold sitting in her mother's lap.

>> No.16457319

>>16457317
With ballgags, latex suits, and buttplugs?

>> No.16457322

>>16457316
You got that right.

>> No.16457324

>>16457302
Something with a yandere/mayadere Dark Mage

>> No.16457325

>>16457319
In a dank dungeon full of chains and whips and dildos on the shelves ranging from normal to horse sized.

>> No.16457330

>>16457324
I technically already did DM already.

>> No.16457333

>>16457330
I didn't see it then

>> No.16457334

>>16457302
Dark Mage shut-in/NEET drinking alone or with her Black Dragon shut-in friend

>> No.16457336

>>16457325
With wood horses scattered around and hydraulic dildos?

>> No.16457339 [SPOILER] 
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16457339

>>16457333
Well you got lucky then as you didn't see it.

>> No.16457340

>>16457330
I, too, missed this

>> No.16457343

>>16457336
And racks to hang from and pumps and giant syringes hanging up

>> No.16457347

>>16457343
And kennels and video cameras and leashes.

>> No.16457349

>>16457319
>>16457325
>>16457336
>>16457343
Oh come on anons. Sometimes it's nice to have something completely 'normal'! Even I can't do lewd things constantly.

Large insertions are gross, so no horse dildos. Just normal ones.

>> No.16457351

>>16457254
That's cheating.

>> No.16457354

>>16457339
Spidercow rage?

>> No.16457355

>>16457347
And jars of peanut butter, dog bowls and strapons.

>> No.16457363

>>16457339
Ah shit, look at her thighs, she even has vagina bones.

My dick.

>> No.16457365

>>16457355
>>16457347
>>16457343
>>16457336
>>16457325
>>16457319
>>16457317
You people.

>> No.16457366

>>16457351
Damn straight.

>>16457354
No. She just wants those brownies something fierce.

>> No.16457370

I'm getting rusty, I can't tell if it's actually KDF or just false flagging

>> No.16457374

>>16457365
It's not me this time anon, I promise! I just suggested something completely innocent and these anons decided to describe the collection room!

>>16457370
It's not me anon.

>> No.16457376

>>16457370
Were having a giggle about him.

>> No.16457380

>>16457365
How big is this sex dungeon? How do you even keep it from being moldy, littered and grody for five minutes?

>> No.16457381

>>16457380
A hose.

>> No.16457391

>>16457374
Laughed for a good minute that you didn't deny it's existence, just your current involvement
Never change m8
Stay the fuck away from my waifu and daughteru, but never change my man

>> No.16457396

>>16457381
Fanart of a disgruntled kiki hosing down a sex dungeon post orgy when?

>> No.16457398

>>16457380
It's his basement and it's got drains on the floor, because of the constant flow of humors.

>> No.16457400

>>16457302
Anon dressed as a Ringmaster, trying to get a Tsundere Jinko to jump through a hoop!

>> No.16457410

>>16457380
>>16457381
Cleaning up is part of the experience anon, but a thorough deep-cleaning is one of the things I'd do while my waifu is at work. My daughteru could do some of the small stuff as chores though.

>>16457391
I wouldn't lie to you anon. I have no interest in your waifu or daughteru though, you don't have to worry about that.

>> No.16457411

>>16457400
I would not ne able to do that without making the ringmaster's mustache acount for 99% of his mass and make the Jinko non-tsun.

>> No.16457412

>>16457396
or have her reminis of the orgy

>> No.16457415

>>16457300
Let her learn her lesson. Its not like the tentacles will hurt her, they'll just suck her dry of energy and then pass her along to drop her off safely on the edge of the forest.

>> No.16457419

>>16457411
That's fine, I'm just here to see Jinkos perform tricks!

>> No.16457423

>>16457396
>Kiki disgusted as she hoses down tables, couches, and rounds up remaining gerbils from the recent orgy
>She has bags under her eyes and chain smokes because of the shit she puts up with.

>> No.16457425

>>16457423
Kikis have it rough.

>> No.16457429

>>16457261
Randoseru is a meme, I'd rather just think about a naked Baphomet and putting my penis in her canonically best pussy and anus.

>> No.16457432

>>16457415
>letting your poor daughter get used and tossed around by tentacles
Worse than KDF.

>> No.16457434

>>16457302
Something with Shirohebis.

>> No.16457436

>>16457410
Well then your welcome to sit at my table
>>16457415
Oddly enough this is probably the most sane response, though I'd make sure she doesn't go near them after that on that day

>> No.16457438

>>16457432
She can husbando the forest and become its gatekeeper.

>> No.16457440

>>16457436
What if she ends up liking it and keeps begging you to go back?

>> No.16457443

>>16457436
>Well then your welcome to sit at my table
Neat!

>> No.16457444

>>16457436
Dude don't invite him to eat at your house. Their chairs will be all wet and it's weird watching them eat with the ballgag on.

>> No.16457447

>>16457434
Albino Lamia being violently bullied by Shirohebis?
Alright.

>> No.16457448

>>16457444
That's not true anon, we'd behave like perfectly normal and acceptable members of society out of respect to other anon. It's not like we'd never be able to turn the lewd off, we can turn it off and on as we please!

>> No.16457450

>>16457447
No
NO

>> No.16457451

>>16457429
But what if the randoseru is full of sex toys she wants you to use on her?

>> No.16457455

>>16457451
Knowing a Baphomet it probably is.

>> No.16457457

>>16457447
That's not what I meant, bullying is no.

>> No.16457465

>>16457440
That's why I said she doesn't go near them after that on that day and space it out. I explicitly thought of that.

Still, until she's at least a bit stronger so she can fend off potential harmful humans or truly perverted humans that want to do guro and stuff, I'd rather her have fun in the tentacle forest than out seeking guys. I feel that's a fair compromise.

>> No.16457468

>>16457423
>>16457425
Better a kiki than a shog. Every cleaning implement a shog uses is part of her. It's tantamount to cleaning with your mouth and hands.

>> No.16457469
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16457469

What are the best these dudes have to offer?

>> No.16457470

>>16457448
It must be weird having your family without their usual outfits.

>> No.16457471

>>16457444
>>16457448
Nah, he can come over, there's no issue and I trust his word. I'd take the security systems of a demon castle over a guy and his wife and daughter kobold if things somehow did get out of hand, but that won't happen.

>> No.16457474

>>16457470
they are probaly hiding vibrators

>> No.16457478

can I distract a kumiho with chicken livers long enough to admire her tight butt before she comes after my liver?

>> No.16457482

>>16457474
I knew it!

>> No.16457485

>>16457478
Unless she's retarded, no.

>> No.16457487

>>16457474
>His wife smiles prettily to you and says the meal was delicious, patting a slightly rounded belly.
>She's lying. It's an inflatable buttplug he pumped up during the meal
>They leave andyou have to clean the seats afterwards
Not even once

>> No.16457488

>>16457470
Not really, they wear normal people outfits too.

>>16457474
>>16457482
Only when it's appropriate.

>>16457487
Please.

>> No.16457490

>>16457485
Can I then at least ask her the courtesy of sitting on my face as she devours me?

>> No.16457492

>>16457478
I guess leave one out at night and see if it's gone by morning.

Or set up a camera to see if a Kumiho sneaks into your bed and starts licking the spot on your body where your liver is.

>> No.16457493

>>16457490
At the same moment? Probably not because kumihos can enter into a frenzy while eating, but she wouldn't mind after.

>> No.16457503

>>16457468
Shoggoths are filthy whores and would get off on lapping up dry cum stained furniture.

>> No.16457505

>>16457492
I'm gonna lure a kumiho into my bedroom!

>>16457493
Ah, damn. Guess that's the best I can hope for, if I'd even still be conscious by that point.

>> No.16457508

>>16457492
>sneaks into your bed and starts licking the spot on your body where your liver is.
Oh my.

>> No.16457509

>>16457451
>>16457455
What if it's a rare case of a Bapho that's as old as she looks and wants entry-level vanilla sex?

>> No.16457510

>>16457505
But if you make the kumiho your gf you can tell her to sit on your face before she starts eating.

>> No.16457512

>>16457509
Then you receive the greatest pleasure of teaching her.

>> No.16457514

>>16456743
>>16456772
Gonna be its own story. Not any time soon though.
>>16456792
I'm sorry but it really didn't have anywhere else to go. If you've got ideas on improvement I'm all ears.

>> No.16457515

>>16457503
kiki stop posting.

>> No.16457516

>>16457492
Can I at least be put under and have parts of my liver extracted instead of her disembowling and turning my insides outside?

>> No.16457519

>>16457516
Christ anon, just get a Lich to get a sample of your DNA and clone some livers for her.

>> No.16457521

>>16457508
I know right?

>>16457510
Now I must find out how to woo a kumiho.

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>>16456937
any cow under 6 feet is blasphemy and not a true cow

>> No.16457530
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16457530

Would you technically classify the Nureonago as a maid-type? Also is she the most low-key monster personality wise?

>> No.16457532

>>16457530
housewife, not maid

>> No.16457535

>>16457525
>that Yakkity Yak

>> No.16457536

>>16457525
What determines a cow is the size of her tits.

>> No.16457538
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16457538

>>16457536
I fucking love cowtits
even if they're not on a cow
Just wanna throw that out there

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16457539

>>16457525
How do horned monstergirls rest their heads or sleep?

>> No.16457542

>>16457509
Lotus position sex with lots of kissing.

>> No.16457544

>>16457539
Depends on the curve of the horn

>> No.16457546
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16457546

>>16457539
On your chest, silly.

>> No.16457548

>>16457539
I imagine they sleep face up or have special pillows that give them the ability to turn in bed without shredding the mattress.

>> No.16457549

>>16457546
It's always nice to polish my dragon's horns with my blood.

>> No.16457555

>>16457538
>Shyholst makes her way through the courtyard, while all the farmhands stare at her massive milk tanks.

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>>16457555
Don't stare anon she's a very polite and modest girl! It's not her fault she produces more milk than half of the other holsts on the farm combined! Please don't be rude!

>> No.16457564

>>16457559
No, she's cute! The farmhands are going to throw marriage proposals at her while she gets flustered!

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16457572

>>16457564
>shy gigamilk cow getting marriage proposal bukakked
>Face bright red as she grips two of the documents, the others rubbing against her cheeks

>> No.16457576

>>16457572
>Start a farm with me!
>No! Start a farm with me!
>I love you Holst-chan!~ Marry me!~

>> No.16457577

>>16457564
>>16457572
>>16457576
Fuck no.

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>>16457576
>Boss comes up and thumps them all on the head.
>Get back to work you lazy farmhands.

>> No.16457581

>>16457539
why are horned MGs always the best?
You can polish them, every christmas you can attach lightbulbs on them.

And since I'm an asshole I would use it to open beer too.

>> No.16457590

>>16457581
Handlebars for various activities is a huge plus.

>> No.16457592

>>16457581
>christmas
>implying they wouldn't hang a mistletoe on them

>> No.16457594

>>16457539
My waifu sleeps on her back or digging one horn into my neck or face.

>> No.16457597

>>16457592
I bet monster girls would hang a mistletoe from their tail and bend over in front of you.

>> No.16457602

>>16457592
>hang a mistletoe on them
>horns off to the side
She's going to get a lot of kisses on the cheek.

>> No.16457603

>>16457597
I might oblige in case of
Fat
Cat
Ass

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16457607

/r/ing sauce on the pics circled in red please

>> No.16457616

>>16457512
The hands-on approach is clearly the best.

>> No.16457618

>>16457603
Kiss her on the 'cheek'

>> No.16457626

>>16457618
Then move to the lips, and use tongue.

>> No.16457634

>>16457626
I am assuming we're dating here.

>> No.16457636

>>16457634
Yes and?

>> No.16457642

>>16457636
Then go for it but maybe not in public.

>> No.16457643

>>16457469
As Peterdnzl, I have only one complete story to give, so read that. Or don't.

>> No.16457658

>>16457642
But anon, it's the annual Christmas party! Everyone is drunk off their ass and MG raunchy and rowdiness is at its peak! You'd be the hero of the night that got the REAL party started!

>> No.16457660

What do you anons prefer for relationships with MG, you being the dom and her being the sub, you both being equals, or you being the sub and her being the dom?

>> No.16457662

>>16457590
like I said they are useful too, you can jump in a muscluar mg and use them for making directions.

>> No.16457665
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16457665

>>16457542
with the boy in the lap, cause its tough enough on the pelvis to do moo-snu with her on top, and I refuse to have her be bottom, no fun that way

>> No.16457670

Do monsters get spirit energy from handjobs and facials or paizuri? Or does it have to involve finishing inside?

>> No.16457671

>>16457660
She subs most of the time and I dom most of the time, but that doesn't mean we aren't equal.

>> No.16457672

>>16457660
Despite my something of a sub streak, equals. I really can't see anything else working for us long term.

>> No.16457674

>>16457660
>you being the sub and her being the dom?
this, always this, incidently little spoon is best

>> No.16457677

>>16457670
They get a bit from that, less than usual, but they can get the "full amount" by consuming a certain plant beforehand whose name escapes me.
It has the effect of making spirit energy absorption by skin be just as efficient for a time.

>> No.16457682

>>16457677
Man, there's a plant for everything these days.

>> No.16457683

>>16457660
Pure switch. Completely depends on what we're feeling that night. As far as outside the bedroom she runs the place but we're definitely equals. Or at least flexible.

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>>16457603
You called?

>> No.16457690
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16457690

>all this cow/holst talk
but how does /mgg/ feel about tsun-dairy

>> No.16457692

>>16457690
as long as shes big

>> No.16457693

>>16457682
That's one's pretty old by my memory.
Corruption Fruit, that's what it is. Unfortunately only grows in Pandemonium which is a fucking shithole, so you'll have to get it imported.

>> No.16457698

>>16457660
She's the dom and I'm the sub

>> No.16457701
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16457701

Anons remember; don't let your daughteru watch Texas Headpat Massacre alone.

>> No.16457702

>>16457687
Yes. This seems acceptable.
[X] Slap the ass.

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>>16457690
Needs a plump booty to compensate for her lack of breasts.

>> No.16457706

>>16457693
>imported
>implying anyone or anything ever leaves Pandemonium

Remember, you're here forever.

>> No.16457707

>>16457701
I wouldn't let my daughteru watch such NTR filth even supervised. Headpatting strangers is wrong and disgusting.

>> No.16457713

>>16457706
Bitch the section on Pandemonium flat-out states that they trade with the outside world.
Please don't be stupid on purpose.

>> No.16457725

>>16457660
It depends on the girls. With sub species and things like Dorafs made for ravaging I have no problem being more of a dom, but with ara ara, big, strong and/or powerful girls I love to be the sub.

I guess I'm a switch inclined towards femdom.

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>>16457707
Remember to teach them to say no to condoms too.

>> No.16457729

>>16457713
You're one being stupid, confusing regular Demon Realms with Pandemonium. Pandemonium is literally only mentioned 5 times in both World Guides put together and says nothing about trade.

The fruits are all Demon Realm produce as said in World Guide 2.

>> No.16457734

>>16457726
Condoms are a very good orgasm denial tool. They allow the man to cum while denying the monster all pleasure. You shouldn't teach your daughter to use any BDSM equipment, though.

>> No.16457739

>>16457690
I see no dairy there.

>> No.16457743

>>16457726
kek
Where is this from? Looks like an edit

>> No.16457744

>>16457660
Some days she's the sub, some days she's the dom. It'd get boring if she only stuck to the one.

>> No.16457747

>>16457660
Switch, with a preference for being the sub. Big powerful monsters are great, and loving, gentle femdom is wonderful.

>> No.16457761

>>16457729
From the section on "Spirit Realms" (under which Pandemonium is classified):
>You would think that these places would be cut off from the outside world, but there is a surprising amount of travel back and forth and intermingling with other demon realms.

>> No.16457762
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>>16457530
One of the best MGs of all time is a maid-type nureonago, so I can roll with that.

>> No.16457775

>>16457761
That's talking about places like Wonderland. Pandemonium is literally slutty monster heaven. It's a final destination. There's even the story about the painting of it that hammers that point home.

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16457779

You'll never escape her anon.

At the movies, in the library, at your computer.

She's there anon giggling at your taste.

>> No.16457787

>>16457775
Christ almighty man, why are you so insistent on being wrong?
>The holy land of the fallen angels that was created by the fallen god, “pandemonium”, and the “mysterious kingdom” full of mystery and pleasure created by a certain lilim, etc. are all categorized as “spirit realms”.
>>>pandemonium

>> No.16457790

>>16457779
That crow's getting suplexed.

>> No.16457798

>>16457660
there is nothing better than competitive sex.

>> No.16457800

>>16457779

I'm too dead inside to care.

>> No.16457803
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>>16457779
I'm reading first hand accounts of the Great War, actually. Followed by Hobbes and Clausewitz.

>> No.16457816

>>16457787
All the pocket dimensions are called spirit realms, and the original line just says that even though they're other dimensions, they're not cut off. That's literally all it says. Pandemonium itself is described as a final destination place.

>> No.16457824

>>16457816
>There is active cultural exchange and exportation and importation of products

>> No.16457827

I want an Anubis to teach me about her rich heritage and proud culture! It sounds so interesting.

>> No.16457829

>>16457816
Reminder that when KC appears to contradict himself, the least hyperbolic statement is closer to the truth.
He's stated numerous times that he uses extreme statements for effect.

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>>16457827
I want a Jinko to teach me about her culture through rape.

>> No.16457836

>>16457834
>those hips
>those thighs
She's gonna have trouble with me trying to rape her, I wanna bend her over and bury my face in that ass before pumping her to the brim

>> No.16457838

>>16457800
damn, man.

>> No.16457840

>>16457779
I love genre fiction. Just finished the first Black Company book today. Shit's great. What a silly birb.

>> No.16457842

>>16457834
Or even better! You could have her teach you and have it be pure and nonlewd!

>> No.16457843

>>16457803
>How to namedrop humblebrag

Yes, we're all very impressed that you can list famous authors associated with being smart. Don't forget to solve quantum mechanics while you're at it.

>> No.16457851

>>16457827
I want to teach an Anubis about lolifucking and anal sex

>> No.16457852

>>16457843
>quantum anything
no, not a chance. glad you took time out of your day to be a prick though.

>> No.16457857

>>16457852
Not him but you should really get good and read something good, like Ulysses or Infinite Jest.
t. /lit/crow

>> No.16457858

>>16457803
Like stories of men slowly bleeding out in the trenches, or having their countries torn apart, or getting shot and stabbed and blown up? Brave young men dying or having their live shattered? I'm sure she would loe to know more.

>> No.16457859

>>16457779
>Disliking genre fiction

But that only leaves boring shit like non-fiction and modern Jerry-Springer-tier fiction.

Well, and honest scientific texts, but anybody who likes those also like scifi. Scientists are some of the biggest nerds imaginable.

>> No.16457860

>>16457851
Every time somebody mentions lolis and Anubi I just remember those 20 off images of that Loli Anubi.

And honestly if I had that special portal sink thingy from Harry Potter where you can put bad memories inside. I'd use it.

>> No.16457862

>>16457857
Who says I haven't? I just said what I'm reading at the moment, which Storm of Steel, A Rifleman went to war, and On War
>>16457858
>that diary entry of the German soldier wrestling the mask off his friend's face because his had a shell splinter through it
feels sad man

>> No.16457869

>>16457860
>I just remember those 20 off images of that Loli Anubi
20 images of what now?

>> No.16457872

>>16457869
For your own sanity just don't. I know you may be curious. But seriously don't if you like Anubi.

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Let it be known I hate Wispfags.

>> No.16457882

>>16457878
>I hate wispfags

Why? Also great work anon.

>> No.16457884

>>16449379
>Fukumaaya follows KC on Twitter
>Hasn't drawn any of his girls yet
Godammit.

>> No.16457887

>>16457878
>Cowprint Wisp
Coolio

>> No.16457890

>>16457278
In the specific context of MGE, okay but don't prefer it.

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>>16457836
I always love an excuse to use this page.

>> No.16457895

>>16457887
We need cowprints on all undead anon.

>> No.16457897
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>>16457872
It's that bad? I love anubis and my curiosity is getting the better of me but I have a feeling it's not something I want to know.

This isn't the cumflation one is it?

>> No.16457903

>>16457897
Yes. It may be some degenerates fetish but when I saw it I felt physically sick.

>> No.16457904

>>16457892
Best part is, that's totally something any tall fat bottomed MG would do.
>>16457895
Agreed.

>> No.16457905

>>16457862
That's the stuff she would be interested in. Men, some of the just boys, with their entire lives ahead of them getting crushed on the rocks of reality. All of them insignificant pawns in something far greater then themselves. Maybe he was going to marry that girl he liked, or go to college, or just return to his old life. but instead all those young handsome me died in a ditch by the millions! Isn't that sense of despair and ruination titillating?

>> No.16457909

>>16457892
God damn I love domination.

>> No.16457914

>>16457892
>Ken vs Chun Li in SFV

>> No.16457922

>>16457892
>scent marking
>claiming possession
>femdom

Holy shit I'm fucking diamonds.

>> No.16457925

>>16457914
*Rainbow Mika

>> No.16457934

>>16457903
Not my cup of tea either personally but the pre-cumflation parts of the set were good, I just ignore the rest.

>> No.16457938

>>16457934
I ain't a fan of the whole blacked shit aswell. It's cancer. What happened to faceless colourless characters?

>> No.16457949

>>16457903
How bad could it be? Now I'm curious.

>> No.16457951

>>16457938
I just tell myself it's someone living in the desert that got a bit too tanned. Tempted to try editing the colours though.

>> No.16457953

>>16457951
I thought about editing them myself aswell.

>> No.16457957

>that feel when your a no good cum pump who will never get married.

>> No.16457963

>>16457957
>implying the MG cum pumping you won't marry you

Silly

>> No.16457966

>>16457949
It's pretty much a "loli" Anubi with /d/ tier cumflation.

>> No.16457967

>>16457957
its like the stages of death. Acceptance will let your mind rest.

>> No.16457968

>>16457903
Can you give a link, title, or anything else? You got me interested here.

>> No.16457970
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16457970

>Greetings fellow humans! I need an adult male's permission to enter the cosplay competition, I really feel like I have a shot this year! Would someone be willing to sign this permission slip? I am only 17, you see

>> No.16457972

>>16457949
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57036114
>>16457953
Looks easy enough, thankfully there's not too much variety in his skintone.

>> No.16457973

>>16457970
>White sclera

vomit.jpg

>> No.16457977

>>16457970
are you trying to trick me young lady?

>> No.16457981

>>16457970
I'm already contracted, try someone else.

>>16457973
Anon, do you know how illusions work?

>> No.16457982

>>16457970
Wait a sec are u trying to cheat me again

>> No.16457985

>>16457972
If you're going to do it then good luck and thanks.

>> No.16457987

>>16457859
"If you aren't reading period pieces about the human condition in this exact order and get the same message you're dead to me." I'm probably scapegoating /lit/ but frankly the idea that reading a bucnh of classical literature magically makes you more interesting is as legitimate as that gif where a guy fucks a fruit to increase his dick size.

>> No.16457988

>>16457970
>17
>hips like those

>> No.16457991

>>16457987
>is as legitimate as that gif where a guy fucks a fruit to increase his dick size

>monstergirls_staring_intently.jpg

>> No.16457995

>>16457970
I see no reason as to why I shouldn't trust this nice young lady. I'll sign it for her!

>> No.16457996

>>16457970
>>16457988
Come on, what kind of old hag demon would pretend to be a young human girl cosplaying? And why would she need a signature?

You can take off your tinfoil hats now, I'll sign the permission slip.

>> No.16457998

>>16457970
Why would she want me to sign it?

>> No.16458001

>>16457988
17 is pretty much fully-developed from a biological standpoint. And I remember seeing more than a few girls in high school with curvy bodies. Maybe not to anime levels like that, but more than good enough to stick it in.

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>>16457981
>>16457977
>>16457982
>>16457988
>Fellow humans pls
>pls sign

>>16457995
>>16457996
>old hag? OLD HAG?

>> No.16458006

>>16457996
I wonder who could be behind this post

>> No.16458007

>>16458002
Does this "nice" ""young lady's"" name happen to start with a Yu?

>> No.16458008

>>16458002
I've already got a contracted Demon, and I'm not going to cheat on her.

>> No.16458012

>>16457970
>17 year old demon
Only if she wears her school uniform and does a lap dance.

>> No.16458013

>>16458002
I'd sign it. But my waifu is probably more knowledgeable on signing contracts. I'd probably suggest she takes a look at it first.

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>>16457970
Older girls trying to act young is my fetish.

>> No.16458022

>>16457998
Obviously because she just needs any old male's signature. I mean, she's really running out of time to have an adult male sign a signature for her. She's really waited too long to have someone sign this for her, so you should sign it while she's still young and has a chance.

At winning a cosplay competition, that is.

>>16458008
Who in the world said anything about demons? Demons? Where? Where are demons?

>>16458013
Out of complete curiosity, she doesn't happen to be a tanuki, does she?

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>>16458012
>It's a deal, sir.
>Now just sign on the line, and we'll find somewhere quiet for that dance.~

>> No.16458028

>>16458022
>tanuki

Nah. Just my waifus job. Although I imagine her job would be knowledgable on signing contracts. Would it? I dunno.

>> No.16458033

>>16458024
How is that hair even supposed to work?

>> No.16458044

>>16458033
Demon magiCOSPLAY MAGIC! Its cosplay magic. Cosplay. Mmmagic.

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>>16458033
>It's a wig.
>Now are you going to sign this conSLIP for me? Or did you not want a face full of young demon tits?

>> No.16458054

>>16458024
I'd willingly fall for it with an offer like that.

>> No.16458066
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16458066

>Ah cosplay! Nina loves cosplay!
>In old Demon Realm, Nina used to be best at cosplay. Big events, many people weirdly dressed.
>Nina even brought cat ears from old Demon Realm, see?
>Nya!
>Do cat ears make Nina, say, cute?

>> No.16458068

>>16458066
Those thighs could crush a skull.

I like it.

>> No.16458069

>>16457903
Well I for one don't want to inflict any /d/shit on loli anubi, only dick them normally.

>> No.16458071

What is Latenight's actual drawfag name?
Never can seem to remember it.

>> No.16458075

>>16458069
You are a very good and respectable anon. But make sure that Loli Anubis is loved tenderly.

>> No.16458076

Why can't demons be more upfront with what they're after instead of disguising themselves?

>> No.16458077

>>16458071
Latenights second handle is Piddlepoodle.

>> No.16458078

>>16458066
wait Demon realm? So it WAS a demon in disguise then!

>> No.16458079

>>16457779
Has any one actually learned anything from literary fiction though?

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>>16458076
Because the powerful, imposing, sinister and manipulative Demons don't want to admit that the reason they sign their contracts is because they truly care for humans and just want to protect them and pamper them and make sure they're safe with a loving wife who will do anything for them

>> No.16458083

So since Atlach Nacha was the last girl KC released. Just wanted to know your guys view on her before we get a new girl. I know some of you guys aren't into the whole transformation stuff and lolidom. But hey, atleast you get to fuck her so hard she shuts up, right?

Also a quick question. What is the backstory for Atlach Nacha? She's from lovecraft right?

>> No.16458084

>>16458077
Technically it's his first, but that's the one.
Cheers.

>> No.16458087

>>16458083
Dark Mage got released and we discussed her earlier in the thread, so you're a bit late.
As for Atlach Nacha she's cool as far as her existence and homage to HPL but I have nothing but revulsion for her and would kill with fire on sight

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>>16458068
>Ah! How forward, Mr. Anon!
>To say such pretty things of Nina's thighs. You are a gentleman, for sure.

>> No.16458092

>>16458050
>young

>> No.16458093
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>>16458084
>Technically it's his first
The more I know.

>> No.16458096

>>16458087
I thought darkmage was released ages ago?

>> No.16458098

>>16458089
Nina sounds like a sweet girl. I bet she's really soft!

>> No.16458105

>>16458096
Scans were released, but not the actual digital art.

>> No.16458116

>>16458066
>>16458089
Why does the buff strong girl who speaks broken english trope never fail to get me hard?

>> No.16458128

>>16458093
yesyesyes.gif

>> No.16458129

>>16458093
That fox is being far too lewd to that training dummy. She should save that kind of practice for her husband.

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>>16458129
That's not just any fox.

>> No.16458141

>My recolor got posted on the wiki

Oh man, time to grow a huge ego and be an insufferable cunt to everyone!

>> No.16458147

>>16458141
I hope your waifu sits on your face to shut you up.

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>>16458116
>>16458098
>T-That is too much! Nina does not deserve such compliments.
>Mr. Anon is such a good man, unlike bad men back home...

>Maybe Mr. Anon can later see how soft can Nina be... maybe Nina can see how hard Mr. Anon can get?

>> No.16458152

>>16458147
Such a nice insult. I like this kind of insulting.

>> No.16458153

>>16458137
Tamamo is too lewd.

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>>16458147
...That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on this site in 11 years.

Thank you, anon. I will cherish this comment.

>> No.16458158

>>16458066
>>16458089
>>16458148
Stop this garbage.

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>>16458137
>Just how curious are you?
She daring me to test their capacity, isn't she?
If so, it is a challenge I happily accept! I'll have to fill them up completely to find her upper limit. Once I've carefully and completely drained them, of course.

>> No.16458164

>>16458148
>showing an MG how intimate and passionate you can be at sex when all she expects is rough unloving sex

My fetish

>> No.16458165

>>16458148
Please do not ERP with anons in the thread.

>> No.16458176

>>16458165
>Please don't feed the anons

FTFY

>> No.16458177

>>16458148

>>16458158
>>16458165

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>>16458165
>>16458158
>>16458177
Alright, alright.

I was just having some fun.

>> No.16458186

>>16458180
Who is this Nina lady? I'm falling in love with her.

>> No.16458189

>>16458083
Insulting bitches don't make me want to shut them up with my dick, they make me want to walk away. Loli is a body type that I don't particularly like, it's just a type of body that lacks everything that I do like, so it does nothing for me. The transformation is shit, and the dom aspect is shit, as she doesn't really do any domming.

>> No.16458202

>>16458189
I'm actually very surprised a lot of anons in these threads are actually pretty vanilla.

>> No.16458207

>>16457878
She looks great, you nailed it
Her hips could be wider though

>> No.16458214

>>16458202
I'm far from vanilla. I just like a body type that isn't devoid of nice things, and I don't want to be a giant spider. And I want a gentle dom. She doesn't tick any of these boxes.

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>>16458176
im feeding the trolls though

>> No.16458217
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>>16458186
Scas' OC Orc lady:

http://scasblog.tumblr.com/

>> No.16458218

>>16458202
My tastes have become progressively more tame since I was about 16.
A couple days ago I paid good money to order a vanilla couple/pregnancy doujin.

>> No.16458229

>>16458202
You'd be surprised how sometimes people can be mostly vanilla but have one or two really degenerate fetishes
Typically the type that aren't welcome to be brought up in threads

>> No.16458232

>>16458217
>You'll never read forbidden tomes with your head in Kara's lap.

>> No.16458233

>>16458218
>My tastes have become progressively more tame since I was about 16.
Funny, it's the inverse for me. It seems every day I have more fetishes than I did the day before.

>> No.16458234

>>16458083
I like just about every aspect of her. It's a shame it's a spider though, the one thing I dislike the thought of being turned into.
>>16458202
My tastes aren't vanilla, I just tone my fantasies down for the thread to avoid causing any shit.

>> No.16458240

>>16458233
Well I was pretty much the most degenerate shit ever at that time, so I'm pretty glad I put myself in reverse.

>> No.16458245

>>16458234
>My tastes aren't vanilla, I just tone my fantasies down for the thread to avoid causing any shit.
My tastes are far from vanilla and I have to do this too.

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>>16458162
Good taste.

>> No.16458248

>>16458217
I like this kind of orc. It's not too over the the top.

>> No.16458255

>>16458229
>>16458234
>>16458214
What are we talking here? Full on hardcore /d/ stuff or just edging over to /d/ stuff?

>> No.16458257

>>16458215
That troll's a cutie!

>> No.16458267

>>16458255
I have 5 different /d/ threads open in thread watcher right now so yeah

THAT SAID, I do absolutely adore vanilla and it is one of my favorite things to imagine/fantasize so take that for what you will

>> No.16458268

>>16458255
Lets just say I only draw the line at bondage, scat, watersports, loli and involving other people.

>> No.16458269

>>16458247
>>16458162
Then one must gently and gradually push past those upper limits. You want your fox to become more powerful for your sake, don't you?

>> No.16458272

>>16458083
She'd be good without the spider transformation. I just want to headcanon that you can take her home and pound her without turning into an affront to nature and slumming it in a cave.

>> No.16458297

>>16458255
As an example of one of the more extremes I like the idea of being an incubus mage and being able to create tentacles of magic that I have a sense of touch with.

The thought of holding a monster girl in the air and violating her every hole via an extension of my own life force gets me going, as does giving her the dick when she thinks it's all over. None of this includes inflation and other extreme tentacle stuff though, just regular insertion.

There's also the forbidden Y word between harem members as foreplay for me but I've been aware that's not welcome here since the /a/ days and keep it to myself.

>> No.16458308

>>16458297
That's not that extreme at all.

>> No.16458311

>>16457302
Flat ogre leading a band of loli onis

>> No.16458313

>>16458308
I dunno, compared to a lot of tastes around here it's not vanilla for sure.

>> No.16458319
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16458319

What's life like to have a pocket kikimora?

>No bigger than a cup
>Fits in your shirtpocket well
>Likes to hang on your shoulder
>When you're asleep, she climbs on your bed and goes to you and whispers sweet things in your ear.

Question is
>How will she satisfy you?
>How will she clean the house?
>How will she take care of you?
>How will you thank her for everything she's done and show her how much you love her ?

>> No.16458324

>>16458319
While minigirls are certainly cute, I have no sexual attraction to them.

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>>16452458
>>16452664
>>16456377
>>16456416
>>16456783
Ushi-Onis are huge! Larger than even the mythical Elephant, I tell you!

They husbands are the strongest too! They must be the strongest husbands in the world to survive their sweet, all-encompassing love-making!

A single Ushi-Oni can give birth to up to a hundred little spider cows every 600 years! All in one sitting! The strongest momsters in the world!

>> No.16458328

What if I were to spank 5 shirohebis?

>> No.16458346

>>16458328
You get the same result as the last ten times this question was asked.

>> No.16458354

>>16458319
>How will she satisfy you?
With her compassion and love
>How will she clean the house?
I'll give her what she needs. She can clean my desk and such if she wants
>How will she take care of you?
She wouldn't be able to but I assure her it isn't a problem
>How will you thank her for everything she's done and show her how much you love her ?
I give her hugs, attention and affection. Maybe I'll even see a lich about some enlarging potions or a spell.

I'd do anything for my maid

>> No.16458359

>>16458319
>ywn see your Kiki wife walking down the isle of a church

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>>16458319
This is why you invest in a pocket snek. They're low maintenance and she can use her whole body to pleasure you. Just oil her up and she'll wrap herself around your dick to give you a bodyjob. Just be careful not to drown her when you cum.

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>>16453518
You'll only die tired if you run

>> No.16458384

>>16458207
Still need to get back in the groove.

>> No.16458387

>>16458366
>Just oil her up and she'll wrap herself around your dick to give you a bodyjob

Made me more aroused than it should have

>> No.16458390

>>16454543
Am I gonna have to crack the whip?

>> No.16458393

>>16458378
Do Wendigos cheeki breeki?

>> No.16458394

>>16458390
>whip
Ilassa pls go

>> No.16458396

>>16458313
It's just a small but vocal minority.

I for one have no issue with it.

Also, I have no problems with girls with experience.

>> No.16458401

>>16458394
She's into cattle brands now after passing through her chuuni phase.

>> No.16458403

>>16458394
Actually, I imagine Ilassa as more of a bondage switch. ELH, pls confirm.

>> No.16458404

>>16458311
To a swamp?

>> No.16458408

>>16458396
>Also, I have no problems with girls with experience.
I don't have a problem with this either, if I had a legitimate choice between a virgin and a girl that had taken five dicks in the past then of course I'd pick the virgin but if the experienced one was a hot monster girl and trying to rape me then I wouldn't struggle that's for sure.

People will usually dismiss it with "but studies show that people with x previous partners are terrible people and more likely to divorce, forgetting that they're applying 3dpd logic to a fantasy race that commits for life once they actually marry.

>> No.16458409

>>16458393
No, but Kikis do

>> No.16458412

>>16453518
Why would you want a moist nugget? Why not just cook it propperly? Nuggets are chicken right? If you don't cook that shit through, you'll get sick.

>> No.16458413
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16458413

Is your daughteru on par with a Wurm mentally?

>> No.16458417

>>16458409
They also buy copious Adidas paraphernalia.

>> No.16458419

>>16458412
Is a dipped nuggest not moist?

>> No.16458421

>>16458408
>to a fantasy race that commits for life once they actually marry.
So why didn't she commit for life? Honestly, a MG with more than one partner is a bigger red flag than 3dpd. You expect it with 3dpd it's no surprise. But a MG? You might want to move onto the other super-hot monster which wants your dick, who's had no others in her. I mean "experience" is hardly a relevant factor. Do you really think a virgin MG fucks any worse than a slut? They are literally built to fuck.

>>16458419
Not fundamentally. Not unless you dip it and let it soak.

>> No.16458424

>>16458403
Doesn't mean she doesn't dabble in the other three letters of BDSM

>> No.16458426
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16458426

>2k posts
Wow.
But it looks like the thread is 4 away from falling off page ten so I'll make a new one soon

>> No.16458428

>>16458424
S Illassa is like Lani with tits or me with self respect.
Nonexistent.

>> No.16458432

>>16458426
Use a Ryu for the OP.

>> No.16458433

>>16458428
>Nonexistent
don't say that about my waifu

>> No.16458434

>>16458421
>So why didn't she commit for life? Honestly, a MG with more than one partner is a bigger red flag than 3dpd.
Many monsters rape and release as the profiles suggest, there's a difference between grabbing the nearest guy for a quick fuck to sate her super natural sex drive and finding someone she personally likes.

>> No.16458438

>>16458426
What's the "wow" about?
We're well within normal parameters.

>> No.16458439

>>16458433
You just waifued her for her fat tail anyway, so her being S is pointless.
Unless you like face sitting.

>> No.16458441

>>16458426
Wait till this dies or at least hits 300, prefer it if it dies first though.

>> No.16458443

>>16458413
Wurm can only think of sex and husband
Daughter can only think of parents and childhood friend
It checks out

>> No.16458444

>>16458428
Being a sadist is easy though. Someone had to teach Clockcore, right?

>> No.16458447

>>16458444
An S Illassa is like a Canadian trying to be rude.

>> No.16458450

>>16458439
You wouldn't use her tail as a daki

>> No.16458452

>>16458439
Nah senpai, she's one of two lilims that aren't shit. And face-sitting and tails are both top-tier.

But sadism belongs in the bin.

>> No.16458454

>>16458452
>senpai
Did I just have a seizure? I did not type that.

>> No.16458456

>>16458454
4chan did you a favor and kept you from embarrassing yourself via ebonics.

>> No.16458459

>>16456495
I doubt it, assuming we follow the idea that males are uncommon in MGC he would still be open game. Especially with daughterus, remember that MG's really love children and will gladly take care of them. They would therefore really have no issues with single fathers.
And let's not start about single fathers with a human son.

It's the single mothers who have it hard. Bonus points if its a human female, unless her child is male.

>> No.16458462

>>16458396
>muh vocal minority

>>16458454
Hello newfag

>> No.16458463

>>16458413
I don't know.

>> No.16458465

>>16458454
>he doesn't know

>> No.16458469

>>16458462
>Hello newfag
Three miserable years and counting.

>> No.16458472

>>16458459
I'm sure single mothers would be supported for birthing more humans.

>> No.16458473

>>16458454
>being a newfag

>> No.16458481

>>16458447
So something that happens almost all the time?

>> No.16458485

>>16458454
It's just a word filter. I don't know how it seems to selectively function.

>> No.16458490

>>16458459
> be a single mother
> have a son
> dingo girls steal my son

>> No.16458498

>>16458093
This is what happens when Latenight draws raw lewdness? It's fantastic.

>> No.16458500

>>16458434
All KC offers on MG relationships is "If they like him they'll keep him." I really wish he'd expand on how often this happens. For such a fiercely loyal and often monogamist species and considering the lengths mamono mana goes to to make two individuals the perfect couple regardless of their wills, I wouldn't be surprised if the majority of MGs keep the first man they fuck, regardless of their motivations for fucking him in the first place.

>> No.16458502

>>16458485
It turns niggerspeak into nipspeak. I just wish an Hiro would be more on the ball with the filters and filter out words like thicc.

>> No.16458503

>>16457970
Sure thing, but first we have to perform this random check on you with a new machine. it can detect traces demonic energy all the way to a slip of paper.

>> No.16458512

>>16458500
>considering the lengths mamono mana goes to to make two individuals the perfect couple regardless of their wills
Nah, KC would probably write it as only bringing two compatible people together. If a MG grabs you and you're a fit match, you'll be kept.

>> No.16458523

>>16458500
Probably depends on the race, the way some profiles are worded make it clear it's standard behaviour for them while others seem a lot more into the whole marrying the first man they grab thing.

I don't want to go into specific races because I don't want to ruin any for people but the wording of some is rather unfortunate for those into purity at all costs.

>> No.16458525

>>16458512
Nope. changes your mind, your body, your preferences, changes every aspect of your identity to match your waifu's preference. Happen vise verse too.

>> No.16458533

I envy dragonfags. They get cute eggs to take care of until a cute daughteru pops out.

>> No.16458538

>>16458525
With enough mental gymnastics, sure. KC's already said that if you don't like a girl you can leave. Therefore, real mindbreak doesn't exist.

>> No.16458541

>>16458525
If it's like that, do your preferences meet in the middle as you both change? Is it the one with the stronger devotion to their preferences?

>> No.16458543

>>16458533
What about harpyfags and reptilefags?

>> No.16458545
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>>16458387
>Lamia girlfriend gets a size potion
>Takes a swig
>In a puff of smoke, she's now the size of a pet snake
>She tells you to get out the oil
>You give her body a coating to make her nice & slick
>'Now lay down'
>She slowly crawls along your prone body towards your cock
>She rubs herself along the skin, massaging it
>Her tiny tongue dances along the head, giving you shivers
>It's not long before you've grown fully erect
>She just stares at your comparatively massive member for a moment
>'You know, I don't think I've ever quite appreciated how big you are until now.~'
>She begins to coil around your throbbing member
>Each new coil squeezing you just a bit tighter in her muscular body
>One loop goes extremely tight at your base, forming a makeshift cockring
>She begins to work, gliding her coils up and down your length
>Her muscles squeeze and ripple, creating new sensations with each pass
>Her upper body grinds against you, stimulating herself as she works you
>Her breasts rub over every bump and ridge of your shaft, coming just up to your head
>Every tiny detail of your cock is worked over like never before, and you feel an orgasm slowly building
>Her body tightens even more around you, completely enveloping you in a lamia onahole
>Her coils squeeze in waves up and down your cock as she writhes along its length
>You can't remember the last time something felt this tight; It's incredible
>You're desperate to cum, but she refuses to let the coil at your base go
>'Finish it off, darling.'
>You take her body in hand, pumping her coils up and down your shaft like a toy
>Her upper body sits perched at your head, greedily awaiting what's about to happen
>She finally releases her faux-ring, and it's like a floodgate being opened
>With one last stroke you thrust deep into her coils as you release jet after jet of cum onto her petite frame
>Her face, chest, and body are plastered in thick globs of cum
>She swallows mouthful after mouthful that you release, practically drowning in your seed
>Her body goes limp as she uncoils from your shaft
>She lays atop your stomach, trembling in ecstasy
>Her hands run the length of her body, revelling in the sensation of being drowned in your load
>Her tongue combs every bit of herself it can reach, lapping up as much as she can
>Her semen-stained hands drift down to her drooling snatch, working it feverishly
>Her fingers reach deep inside, trying to impregnate herself with your bounty
>Her body gives a few last spasms as she finally reaches her own climax
>You lay there for several minutes, the tiny snake laying blissfully on your stomach
>Finally you pick her up off of your
>'How about we go get cleaned off now?'
>She lazily nods as she licks another thick drop of you from her fingertip
>'Antidote... in the bathroom... then shower. Together, of course.~'
>'After all that, you still want more?'
>She smiles coyly. 'What can I say? I'm a greedy snake.'

>> No.16458547

>>16458543
Same thing applies. But it's just dragonfags are more common.

>> No.16458553

>>16458547
>But it's just dragonfags are more common
That they are.

Monotreme girls when?

>> No.16458554

>>16458525
It's like >>16458538 said, it doesn't apply if you really don't like the girl or she doesn't like you. It's more for cases where you like each other but would be even more happy if one or two things changed about each other's bodies.

>> No.16458555

>>16458545
W-Wow. This is too much for me.

>> No.16458558
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16458558

Remember being evil is a choice.

I mean it's the obvious correct one but it still is TECHNICALLY a choice.

>> No.16458564

>>16458541
I imagine that it does. Though I have to wonder if you'd really change that much. Most MGs would be so happy with you loving them you'd already be perfect to them. And I know I'd come to think of nearly any affectionate MG as perfect.

>>16458538
It doesn't take mental gymnastics, just reading bits and pieces of the setting.
>KC's already said that if you don't like a girl you can leave
There is what KC says and what KC writes in his setting. When the dumbass contradicts himself completely, I'd go with what he wrote.

>> No.16458566

>>16458558
Is the Cursed sword corrupting her side of the armor?

>> No.16458569

>>16458554
>>16458541
What ever happened to desired waifus? What ever happened to your waifu fitting your desired preference and not having to change each other appearances.

What ever happened to what matters on the inside?

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16458570

>>16458555
I've been sitting on the idea of tiny snake lewds for a long time. Like, 'I started typing a story and abandoned it two years ago to lead up to something like that' long. Felt good to put the idea to paper finally.

>> No.16458573

>>16458570
Little sneks are perfect

>> No.16458574

>>16458569
>what matters on the inside?

Mamano mana changes that too.

>> No.16458581

>>16458564
>There is what KC says and what KC writes in his setting. When the dumbass contradicts himself completely, I'd go with what he wrote.
Difference is that the scholar is by design, not a flawless author. He's baby's first flawed narrator with a very medieval human mindset on things and prone to exaggeration.
>>16458569
That's why it's even more romantic when you love your waifu for who she is and she doesn't change in the slightest. Imagine her happiness.

>> No.16458582

>>16458574
But you won't ever be the same person. Changing yourself isn't as easy as it sounds. It can have a lot of psychological issues and emotional issues. Why can't your waifu love you as you are? Or you love her as she is?

>> No.16458583

>>16458554
Exactly, it's not some dark, consuming force. A couple of small things to make it better/more pleasurable.

>>16458564
>just reading bits and pieces of the setting
Perhaps if you read everything in the mindset of fulfilling a corruption fetish. The overall tone is much different to me.

>>16458564
>When the dumbass contradicts himself completely, I'd go with what he wrote
That always does seem to be the go-to spot when it agrees with one's opinion.

>> No.16458584

>>16458581
Scholar only writes the profiles right?

>> No.16458586

>>16458570
Dramanon?

>> No.16458587

>>16458545
My DICK felt it. My DICK.

>> No.16458591

>>16458583
>That always does seem to be the go-to spot when it agrees with one's opinion.
No, even when it doesn't mesh with my personal opinion I weigh the setting he wrote heavier than I do the QA he tweets after the fact. Or at least I try to, and try not to let bias get the better of me.
>Perhaps if you read everything in the mindset of fulfilling a corruption fetish.
I don't have a corruption fetish, but there are times where I look at what KC writes and it just strikes me as incredibly dark.

>> No.16458595

>>16458582
Only the suffering fags like identity death. I wouldn't worry about it. Besides, how can any of the setting that revolves around love function is it's all mana-manufactured lies? Either true love exists or it doesn't.

>> No.16458596

>>16458582
>But you won't ever be the same person

No duh. But your waifu doesn't care. These are creatures that don't separate lust and love as different concepts. To them, it's just making each other love more by being more attractive to each other.

It's not even some kind of double standard. They don't mind if their own body and personality gets warped.

Stuff like mindflayers flay themselves for example.

>> No.16458597

>>16458586
Yes?

>> No.16458601

>>16458584
He's the in universe author of the profiles and world guides, they're meant to be his work based on his travels and and what he's seen. For the more rare monster girls, he may have only seen one or two in his life and based his opinion around that.

>> No.16458604

>>16458601
I'm pretty sure a dark matter wrote one of them.

>> No.16458607

>>16458596
>But your waifu doesn't care. These are creatures that don't separate lust and love as different concepts.
Shit fetish.

>> No.16458608

>>16458604
That would be correct, slipped there for a moment.

>> No.16458616

>>16458597
I miss you homie.

>> No.16458617
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16458617

Once again we're reminded that suffering-fags want attention too.

Hug the Yeti's and be better. One cannot look upon them and not see that they are loving, pure girls.

>> No.16458618

>>16458604
Correct. Dark Matter wrote the second world guide in-universe.

>> No.16458621

>>16458618
She has a name you know.

>> No.16458622

>>16458596
>Your waifu doesn't care

Yes she does. Just like I'd care if she changed herself.

Take for example. Have you ever played a game with the option of cheats? You play it and do everything you possibly can by doing it legitimately. You get a sense of being proud of yourself. It's a nice feeling isn't it? That's like when you love your waifu for who she is and she loves you for who you are. You are meant to be together. Now let's say you activate cheats, you power through the game with little effort and little excitement. It's fun at first but gets really boring really fast. You'd end up constantly changing your body to get a rush. You would no longer be yourself.

My point is. When you accept what you have and love it. It's a MUCH better feeling than changing what you have and in the end not loving it.

Tl:dr couple who love each other for who they are = very happy

Couples who change each other for a lusty desire or even a love desire = not very happy

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16458625

>>16458558
I'm not bad, I'm just contractually obligated that way~

>> No.16458631

>>16458002
Ok

'writes down fuck you in the signature box.'

>> No.16458632

>>16458607
Don't blame me. It's what KC literally wrote. It's a double-edged sword. On one hand, it means no monster can rape you or keep fucking you without falling in love with you because to them lust is love. On the other hand, it means they have no reservations about making anything sexier no matter the cost, because it just means more love.

>> No.16458636

>>16458617
>suffering fags

The guys who want to stay the same? I'm confused.

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>>16458616
I never left. I just don't have the time/will to write long-form anymore. Greentext plenty, though.
Honestly surprised anyone remembers I wrote anything.

>> No.16458645

>>16458622
You missed the entire explanation that to MGE monsters lust=love. That's KC.

I prefer my monstergirls not to have that shit, or mamanobama at all for that matter, but if you're talking KC land then that's how it is.

>> No.16458646

>>16458636
The people here who have convinced themselves that identity death is a thing.

They must all be rounded up and lowered into the yeti pits for rehabilitation.

>> No.16458649

>>16458622
I would have no problem having a larger dick, being able to flood my waifu with jizz and last for longer than I ever imagined, plus it would be nice to have little demonic elements to me
I'm pretty sure my wanting to change to be even better for my waifu isn't a sign of 'not being very happy' especially since its something that's easily achievable
This is a silly topic as if that's the way you feel, that not changing at all is a real positive expression of love, your waifu will love you for it. But in the exact same way, if you really want her to change you to be even better for you, its equally just as well to make her love you for it.

I lift for my waifu, I quit smoking for my waifu, I got my life on track so I can comfortably have money to spend on commissions and stuff for my waifu, why would I draw the line at 'accepting magic to be better for her'? But if that's your thing then you do you man

>> No.16458657

>>16458617
I-is there an Ab-dominal Snowoman?

>> No.16458659

>>16458646
Sure? I hope you like turning yourself into not yourself. But hey if you hate yourself that much.

>> No.16458661

>>16455021
>http://pastebin.com/3uuanvUf
DELET THIS

>> No.16458662

>>16458641
I feel you. You were/are one of my favorite writefags from when I first started coming here.

>> No.16458663

>>16458631
It's still *actions* even if you use a different symbol, don't RP faggot.

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16458667

>>16458621
Saphirette is suffering. She just wants to help her country and find a husband. Instead she started a civil war and let all the good husbandos get taken. She's also apparently a bit of a masochist, according to the Author.

>> No.16458668

>>16458659
>I hope you like turning yourself into not yourself.
That happens every day you wake up.

>> No.16458670
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16458670

>"Hi Anon! I took a dump on your bed!"

>> No.16458674

>>16458625
>Meme tier waifu

>> No.16458679

>>16458670
Fuck you, loli bitch! You owe me a new bed! Now pay up before I punt you in the uterus.

>> No.16458681

>>16458645
And KC is a slut

>>16458649
To me that just sounds really sad. It comes off as a bit weird. Something's not right. But I guess that just me. And maybe I'm a little jealous

>>16458668
No. I'm relatively ok with myself because I know my waifu loves me! This obviously excludes habits that arent healthy/best for me.

>> No.16458682

>>16458674
But that's not a Hellhound.

>> No.16458684

>>16458649
Not him, but I think you're not understanding the difference between a few practical or cosmetic changes (stamina, size, maybe some low-key temperament) and identity death. I wouldn't have any issues being able to better satisfy my waifu if she wanted it, or being a less greedy/violent/shitty-parts-of-a-human person, but I don't want anyone to have the power of waving their hand and changing my personality. How would you feel if your waifu could just make a you a vegan or murderer, or whatever?

>> No.16458693

>>16458681
>No. I'm relatively ok with myself because I know my waifu loves me!
That's not what I'm talking about.
They you of today is not the you of last year, or even the you of last month. Day by day, you become a different person, whether you like it or not.

>> No.16458696

>>16458659
I don't get it. I'm too tired for word games.

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>>16458657
Yetis have to stay fit to save travelers lost in the snow

>> No.16458712

>>16458622
The thing I don't like about Mamono Mana is that it forces a change. Now the physical changes, I wouldn't really complain too much. But mentally speaking, I'd rather come to my own conclusion to better myself than to have the powers-that-be force me to become good for my waifu. I mean, I'd like to think that she'd like me for who and what I am and bettering myself for her as a result of my own volition is better than her just snapping her fingers and there I fine.

>> No.16458714

>>16458661
Niet

>> No.16458716

>>16457007
You've reminded me of that comic where the desert worm abducts a guy and they actually end up having a daughteru.
It ends with a 4koma where he asks 'what do we feed her, milk?' and she responds "Yes, daddy's milk!" drawing a wtf?! from him.
And I thank you

>> No.16458717

>>16458682
People like him will say that about any girl who gets popular.
They said it about Hellhounds, they'll say it about Demons, and they'll keep saying it about any girl who dares stand up above the rest.

>> No.16458720

>>16458716
Worm daughteru looks suspiciously like an onahole.

>> No.16458722

>>16458693
If you want to get all like that "you shed skin so you aren't the same person" then you go ahead.

My point is changing yourself through magic is stupid and is for stupid people who hate themselves.

Argue is lust = love in the MG world or "my waifu is ok with it because she loves me for changing myself or because we both do it" or whatever >>16458649 explained it.

>> No.16458723

>>16458684
She could do that without magic I mean, I doubt she could keep me away from meat forever, but if she cooked tasty ass meals that were both healthy and filling, I couldn't care less if there was no meat. And as for murder, all it would take is the hint of danger and I'd kill or die for her.

You put too much emphasis on magic, your waifu can and will change you.

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>>16458679
Make me faggot

>> No.16458727

>>16458708
Muscle girls are pretty great.

>> No.16458731

>>16458712
That's exactly what I'm talking about. Good job anon.

>> No.16458738

>>16458717
But Demons are cool.

Hellhounds are just Werewolves on fire.

>> No.16458743

>>16458726
This goes one of two ways: Either you pay for a new matress and nobody else gets involved, or I drag you by the ear back your dad, tell him what you did, he gives you a spanking & grounds you for a month, and you pay me anyway.

>> No.16458746

>>16458681
I've become more comfortable with myself than I've ever been for decades, and I would absolutely do anything for more agency and, fuck if it sounds chuuni, more power in doing what I want to do. If I have a waifu willing to indulge that with me and grant me that, you're god damn right I'm gonna take it. Again, I have no qualms with your way of thinking as if that's your value system there's nothing wrong with it. But I believe its also wrong to assume that those who want to become better or who want to change to be a better person for someone else are somehow 'sad' or worse off or 'unhappy'. I've lived it nigga, I've walked the path of just accepting who I was and it was shit, so I fucking got better, and I'd do it again and I would fucking LOVE my waifu for it.
I think the important point is choice. Sure, if she changes you and its like you didn't want to change then yeah, I can see how that's alarming. But I'm accepting it. I want it. I'm sippin that Thick Holstaur milk and telin her to juice me up. And that, to me, is love.

>>16458684
Again the point is choice an decision. I get what you're saying, but my understanding is that you talk it out with her and its an agreed upon thing.
I wouldn't want her to completely alter my personality, but if she wanted to make it so I was much more willing to fuck without sacrificing my morals or much more willing to be confident and assured in my actions, I would have no problem with that. I don't see that as 'identity death'. I'll stay Anon Anon, but if small gradual changes make me better able to live a satisfying life with her I'll take them. Just as I'll do the same to her, mind you. That's love. Its a give and take.

>> No.16458747

>>16458723
>emphasis on magic
That's the whole point. I want to change, not be changed.

Example: I definitely don't want to get picked up by a dark elf and mana'd into being a masochist, but I wouldn't mind Ilassa teaching me some bondage techniques.

>> No.16458748

>>16458722
>My point is changing yourself through magic is stupid and is for stupid people who hate themselves.
The man who sets his sights on the gold medal and strives to improve his abilities doesn't hate himself. He wants to make himself better.

>> No.16458760

>>16458731
T-thanks?

Well, as someone who likes the more "martial" MGs, in the sense that they act like knights or soldiers, I am quite fond of becoming so enamored with one that I try to better myself so that I could meet the standards of one by laboring to achieve something. The whole idea being, going through the motions "for her" rather than "because of her", if that makes an ounce of sense.

>> No.16458767

>>16458746
Anon it sounds like you have a thirst for power. That's not healthy. Just settle down with your waifu. Go live the happy calm life you want. You're scaring your waifu.

Your vision of love is very distorted. Maybe you want to see a flayer.

>>16458748
Same with this guy. It's the same kind of lines a steroid user would use.

>> No.16458770

>>16458670
>>16458679
>>16458726
>>16458743
>RP and literal shitposting
Fuck off back to wiki or /monster/ or wherever you came from.

>> No.16458773

>>16458746
>so I was much more willing to fuck without sacrificing my morals
I've never understood this line of thought. Even the most conservative religions are slowly embracing married sex as if not virtuous, then not immoral.

>> No.16458775

>>16458760
It's always better to work towards something than to have it handed to you. I feel you.

>> No.16458776

>>16458747
You won't change, you will be changed by her. Magic or no. To take your example, if you truly love the dark elf, you'd begin to think that if it makes her so obviously ecstatic might as well just play the part. and then you start to like the act.

>> No.16458786

>>16458775
I do like that line of reasoning, but! I wouldn't mind an increased size or endurance. I'm not gonna look at that gift horse in the mouth.

>> No.16458788

>>16458767
Wanting to better myself for the ones I love and become more attuned to them to please them is not a thirst for power. Being willing to make sacrifices and change a bit to be even better for her is not distorted. I will bow out to agree to disagree, but you should also bear in mind that different MGs have different ambitions of their own. My waifu isn't some Holstaur who is fine with just living out their days on a farm, not that there's anything wrong with that. She likes a man with ambition.
But don't go around saying that those who are willing to change for the sake of the ones they love 'hate themselves'. I'll bite my tongue on further opinions towards that line of thinking.

>> No.16458793

>>16458767
>Go live the happy calm life you want
That sounds like what YOU want, not what he wants.
There's nothing wrong with having power; it's all in what you use it for.

>> No.16458794

>>16458776
>if you truly love the dark elf
But that's thing. It's only identity death if you don't love her. If I loved a dark elf, chances are I'm either okay with sadism or willing to change. I don't want to be dragged screaming off the street and beaten/raped until I somehow love her/the abuse.

Magic helping along a desire that's already there or making you more open to trying new things isn't a big deal.

>> No.16458796
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16458796

Yetis are cute!

>> No.16458797

>>16458776
But that's not true. Because realistically a MG who TRULY loves her husband wouldn't say "get yourself changed for me"

>> No.16458802
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>>16458796
The living embodiment of cuddly love.

>> No.16458805

>>16458797
Why wouldn't they? Monster girls have no reason not to change their husband.

>> No.16458807

>>16458775
On the other hand, when I see that one can obtain the exact same results through a much shorter route, I'd feel the long way would be an immense waste of my time.

>> No.16458812

>>16458797
Honestly, I'd be the one popping the question, i.e.
>Alright how do we get this incubus thing going?

>> No.16458815

>>16458805
>Monster girls have no reason not to change their husband
He doesn't want to be changed = the best reason.

>> No.16458820

>>16458794
>I don't want to be dragged screaming off the street and beaten/raped until I somehow love her/the abuse.
You get that this doesn't require magic right? So why single out mamono as some great evil force when your own brain can betray you in the same way via a little stockholm love?

>>16458797
She wouldn't say it no, but there's bound to be some part of your loved one that you either don't care about or actively dislike. Sure you can take the moral highground and pretend you're a paragon of virtue and peddel the same fairy tale movie crap of loving a person for their flaws, but mamono mana won't give a shit.

It will change your partner based on your true desires. And vise versa.

>> No.16458821

>>16458773
I meant that in the case of stuff like incest or... well, honestly incest specifically. I would have no problem and think there is no issue with having as much sex as possible with a married wife, I meant in the sense of I would draw a flat line of 'If for a moment I think you're trying to make me be into the whole dick the daughteru thing, I'm getting out of here'. Which it wouldn't even come to, because that's something we would agree upon beforehand. I just didn't wanna add more than I already had to that reply.

>> No.16458824

>>16458812
Fucking right?

>> No.16458826

>>16458788
I'm lost at this point. You want to improve yourself but do you want to use mana or do you want to do it by yourself? Because I agree with the 2nd one. Not the 1st.

The 1st is always wrong.

And you must hate yourself if you feel that you are never enough.

>>16458793
A thirst for power will consume a man. Doesn't matter what he uses it for. The more power you get the more you lust for more.

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>>16458802
Imagine having sex with a yeti, lotus position.

>> No.16458832

>>16458581
Is there anything in this god damned universe that can't be explained with either:

A. Demon Mana
or
B. Unreliable narrator

I get that MGE is an escapist fantasy so KC wants people to be able to easily head canon their own ideas without breaking too far away from the established canon, but it feels like it gets a bit too ridiculous when everything is explained with one of those two.

>> No.16458833

>>16458815
They would most likely just think that's him being nervous about it and ignore that reason.

>> No.16458838

>>16458558
Man you just reminded me of the Overlord games. Oh if only

>Mg Overlord was a normal human who decided to sacrifice her life to take out previous overlord
>Instead of helping her the jerk seven sins heroes let her rot
>now as a demon she'll lead an army of baka goblins to convert the lands into a demon realm
>and convert those "heroes" to a new form of enlightenment

>> No.16458840

>>16458821
You forget too readily that she is going through the same changes as you. Even if dicking the daughter was something she initially wanted you to do, your influence on her would make her less and less interested

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>>16458812
>Tell your monster waifu you want to incubize for her
She'll immediately lock the doors, strip both of you, and engage in about a month of non-stop vigorous sex with permanent heart pupils.

>> No.16458846

>>16458833
Then she must not really love him. Shit girl/waifu.

>> No.16458847

>>16458826
What's wrong with improving oneself with mana?
I mean, aside from the fact that (You) don't like it.

>> No.16458849

>>16458826
>you must hate yourself if you feel that you are never enough

I don't. The average man is satisfied. The champion improves. I do not hate myself, and that's the reason WHY I want to improve.
We have different morals and values, lets leave it at that.

>>16458840
No no I get that, I'd just still want to make it clear off the bat since we don't really know the order of how this stuff works. Your reason is why I don't see all this stuff as the big deal people make it out to be. Its a two way street where both people have agency, which is what makes it beautiful to me.

>> No.16458851

>>16458805
They don't love him then. They only love what he can offer her.

>>16458807
It's like the "cheating in games" thing I described. You feel better working towards something. Rather than having it handed to you.

>>16458820
The thing is. My waifu is my true desire. She is actually perfect for me. I wouldn't change anything if her. And even if I did dislike something in her. Ever heard of liking someone's downsides? Having a perfect person is boring and stupid.

>> No.16458857

>>16458846
>>16458851
Or they would just think it's like teaching a child how to ride a bike and that he just needs a push.

>> No.16458859

>>16458851
It's not cheating though. It's a written rule of the game.
Go ahead and play by your house rules, I guess.

>> No.16458861

>>16458847
Not him, but I don't need to bench press boulders, all I'd really want power-wise is to match my waifu and to lift her of the ground, because reasons

>> No.16458867

>>16458832
Nigger it's a porn scenario first. Worldbuilding isn't supposed to be 100%

>> No.16458869

>>16458820
>a little stockholm love
You clearly have no knowledge of psychology if you thing that it could go that far and be normal. This isn't hollywood.

>> No.16458871

This is why Liches are the best.

>> No.16458875

>>16458847
Because his isn't a subjective thing. This is a human brain thing. You feel better working towards something am rather than having it handed to you. It makes you a weak man with no ambition.

>>16458849
Sure. Although I do highly suggest you see a flayer.

>> No.16458880

>>16458857
But if you push a child once and then keep pushing he will never need to peddle.

Sure you want to increase the size of your penis for an unnecessary reason. But why stop there? Nothing is stopping you from going further.

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>>16458875
Of course! I wish you all the best.

>> No.16458886

>>16458859
That doesn't make it right.

>> No.16458890

>>16458851
>Ever heard of liking someone's downsides? Having a perfect person is boring and stupid.
Your entire argument is boring and stupid. IF you appreciate her downsides then they aren't downsides. "Perfection" is arbitrary when you can learn to like her downsides. They swing back around to being upsides and she is once again flawless. Realize how redundant you're being.

>> No.16458894

>>16458880
>Nothing is stopping you from going further.
Because it's not like I'll need much else aside from wanting increased endurance and a large dick.

>> No.16458898

>>16458875
>You feel better working towards something am rather than having it handed to you.
Sounds like a poor excuse.
If you gave someone a button they could press to grant them a PhD in a subject along with all necessary knowledge, there isn't a graduate student in existence who wouldn't hit it.

>> No.16458901

>>16458869
Don't be so condescending armchair-kun. I know the human mind can and will twist itself in any way in order to live with its current situation. The situation isn't normal, but the lengths the mind will go to is normal. Sure every one reacts differently, but they all have the same potential.

>> No.16458904

>>16458898
Can verify. If I didn't have to pay all this money and go through all this bullshit and just got right to the part where I help people in need, I'd smack that muthafuckin like button so hard my hand would shatter.
t.Doctoral Intern

>> No.16458905
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>life has been pretty tough after your wife passed away
>being a single father is stressful, but your daughter's smiling face gives you the strength to do your best everyday
>she's growing into a fine young woman, the spitting image of her mother, but you feel she needs a monster mother figure to properly guide her through womanhood
>it's hard to get back into the dating scene when you can't stop thinking about your former wife, though
>you're browsing an internet dating site in the living room when your daughter walks in
>she's wearing her mother's high school uniform. she looks just like her mom did all those years ago when you first met
>she sidles up next to you on the couch and looks you right in the eyes
>"I've noticed how lonely you are, Papa. It really breaks my heart to see you like this. If you can't forget about Mama, then let me be your new wife. I'll make you feel good Pa- No, Anon~"
Surely you can't cross that line with your daughter, can you?

>> No.16458906

>>16458890
>>16458894
>>16458898
I don't know why I was even arguing. This isn't usually me, I'd accept someone's personal setting. I'm stupid.

Sure I guess enjoy all your waifus love and whatever you want to do. It's just that stuff isn't me.

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I just want to be gently dommed by my loving waifu while retaining all the thoughts/hopes/preferences that make me me. If one of us want to change something, we can discuss it like partners should and both work towards improving ourselves and each other.

>> No.16458909

>>16458906
>It's just that stuff isn't me.
Wahey, you finally realized it!

>> No.16458911

>>16458905
No. No. No.

>> No.16458912

>>16458906
EvangelionCongratulations.gif

>> No.16458914

>>16458905
No.

>> No.16458916

>>16458905
Absolutely not.

>> No.16458918

>>16458912
That gif always annoyed me with how sarcastic it looked.

>> No.16458919

>>16458906
I was wondering when you'd realize the irony of vehemently arguing that people should change their personalities to fit what you think is right in a discussion about how someone forcing someone else to change their personalities into what they think is right is a bad thing to strive for

>> No.16458920

>>16458905
Yes.

>> No.16458922

>>16458919
Sure yeah go for it.

>> No.16458923

>>16458907
What is that black ball she's riding on?

>> No.16458924

>>16458923
Lewd thoughts and dreams given physical form.

>> No.16458925

>>16458919
I came to the same epiphany a couple minutes ago, and now feel stupid. And I'm usually the one saying "you do you." Mindbreak just rubs me the wrong way I guess.

>> No.16458926

>>16458923
Instant Incubus™
Just add a human male!

>> No.16458927

>>16458920
Reasoning?

>> No.16458928

>>16458923
The physical manifestation of her shit personality.

All Lilims and a few other species of monster girls have one.

>> No.16458929

>>16458905
>"You already make me feel good. Better than anyone else alive right now. And some day, you're gonna make some other guy out there feel just as good as your mother made me, and I'll be happier than I ever was before. But not like this."
>"...But if you got any friends who are lookin for an old horny geezer like your dad, tell em to hit me up!"

Hopefully she'd understand.

>> No.16458933

>>16458905
I'd allow her to put her hand in my pants and press her breasts against me, but I'd be very sad about my dead wife while I did it. She'd probably stop when I started crying, though, and try again later. If she approached me later when I was drinking, she might be able to give me a blowjob while I stared off into the distance and didn't respond.
>>16458918
What's so sarcastic about learning to love yourself, despite your flaws? Your imperfections are all that separate you from God, after all.

>> No.16458935

>>16458928
Aren't you that anon who seems to routinely take vacations from the thread? How are things? Still stewing in your impotent rage?

>> No.16458937

>>16457878
I came home to say that you satisfied my lust and anger. I can finally move on now, thanks.

I shall not bother you anymore.

>> No.16458938

>>16458933
There isn't in my book. Yes. And it's our imperfections that make us unique.

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>>16458925
We got our nights, anon. No offense taken.

>> No.16458945

>>16458935
Anon, you actually have me confused with another retard. The last time I was banned for my faggotry was last June if I'm right.

I've been having too much fun catching up with the Yakuza series and watching the presidential election.

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>>16458941
Good lord. I know Astaroth is well-endowed, but those things are massive!

>> No.16458948

>>16458933
Don't dick the daughteru.

>> No.16458949

>>16458882
>weedflayer

Instead of demonic energy straight to the brain, she uses cannabinoids to make you high?

>> No.16458951

>>16458905
What do you do when your waifu dies? I don't think mine can die so I ain't worried. But what about other anons?

>> No.16458952

>>16458714
Do it faget.

>> No.16458955

>>16458941
If a Dark Mages breasts are nicknamed Mana Tanks, what are a Demons called?

>> No.16458957
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>>16458946
Any tiddy that you can't reasonably use as a flotation device/pillow/shock absorber/earmuffs is not quite yet enough tiddy!

>>16458949
Something like that. Probably with a lot of SnoopDogg involved.

>>16458955
Oou, that's a good one...

>> No.16458958

>>16458905
I wonder if she can find a husband and move on so I can finally kill myself and be with my waifu.

>> No.16458965

>>16458955
Blueberry Baskets?
Sin sacs?
Contract cartons?

>> No.16458966

>>16458459
Is MGC something with an actual setting?
I've been here a couple of months but I still can't figure out what it is, I just assume it's a very loose modern setting.

>> No.16458971

>>16458966
To my knowledge no one has written up a setting documentation, and that would sort of spoil it anyway.
It's just a term for monstergirls thrown into a modern city setting, with the most common being a slightly dystopic monster Detroit.

>> No.16458972

>>16458966
It's a vaguely modern city filled with mainly monstergirls and a lower ratio of human men who by some massive coincidence are all named Anon
There may or may not be several major crime syndicates, a bar where everyone meets up at, various farms swamps and mountains outside of it, and other areas that gain relevance as people utilize them or remember them

Its a loose general setting for modern mge shenanigans

>> No.16458973

>>16458957
>Shogtit earphones for listening to shogASMR whispered lewdly and directly into your ear by shogwife as you snooze on shoglounge

>> No.16458974

>>16458966
It's just greentext that coalisced into a concept of a town with verying degrees of dark humor and raunchiness.

>> No.16458975

Would you be ok with your waifu using potions or magic to temporarily turn herself into something else? Would you be ok if she turned you into something else?

>> No.16458977

>>16458965
Gehenna Gazongas

>> No.16458978

>>16458973
>ywn experience shoggoth ASMR

Why continue living

>> No.16458984
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16458984

Watch yourself around Hannibal-chan she'll eat you up if you're not careful
https://files.catbox.moe/twibs1.png

>> No.16458986

>>16458966
Its a meme that started with YBA's stories, it isn't anything to do with MGE and its normally just a group of greentexts about being raped.
Psychofox now claims he invented it but the guy lies more than most politicians

>> No.16458987

>>16458975
I'm 100% sure that my waifu would mofu pofu in an attempt to satisfy me. Little does she knows that I love her the way she is.

>> No.16458988

>>16458973
>shogASMR whispered lewdly and directly into your ear

Holy shit I never thought of this, that's a great fucking idea

>>16458975
I'd happily do the whole Maneater Mangrove thing where I become a tentacle monster temporarily, would be fun as hell. If they bottle that for home use then hell yeah. I'd try many things once outside of that, but I gotta be honest when I say I like her natural form as it is.

>>16458977
Nice, I was trying to think of how to work in Gehenna
>Beelzeboobs
I figure that's kinda taken though

>> No.16458991

>>16458984
Impressive.

>> No.16458993

>Spend day away from home on a 17 hour shift.
>Now wondering what it would be like telling a kiki I'd be gone all day.

In other news, mud is officially worse than snow and ice

>> No.16458997

>>16458984
Who's the artist?

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>>16458993
bigot

>> No.16459002

>>16458993
She would be really sad inside, but would make sure that the last thing you see before heading out is her smile so you can have a nice and bright day

>> No.16459003

>>16458993
I wish I had a job.

>> No.16459004

>>16458997
http://vat-mang.tumblr.com/

>> No.16459005

>>16458993
I fucking hate mud.

>> No.16459006

>>16458993
The thing about my maid waifu is. What would make my day work actually doing with effort is when I'd come home and see the expression on her face.

It would melt my heart every time.

>> No.16459008

>>16458988
The idea has come up rarely before, and it's one of the most dearly underappreciated aspects of slimes.
Their entire body can be any other part. They could become a wall of pussies, they could talk to you out of their butt, they could envelop you completely to engage in sensory deprivation but still whisper directly in your ear.
You could have a particularly smart one consume some shampoo, engulf you, and then have a super comfortable sleep where you're woken up by having your balls pumped dry only to head off clean of all dirt and sweat with your hair done up.

>> No.16459010

>>16458999
Are they a cold icky mud. Or a nice relaxing warm mud?

>> No.16459013

>>16458999
She nearly stole my car.
I have every right to be angry.

>>16459002
She would be cuddled when I get home.
First thing I'd do.

Good way to unwind.

>>16459005
I too deslike mud now.

>>16459006
That would be nice as well.

>> No.16459019

>>16459010
they can be just about anything, like sand man from spider-man
a wall
a labyrinth
a humble home
a planet

>> No.16459021

>>16459010
They're whatever mud you want bb

Probably literally, considering manananabobanabananananafofanafefifofanamana is how they form and its known for making things pleasurable

>> No.16459023 [DELETED] 

>>16458986
>spoiler
What is wrong with him anyway? From what I've seen on the discord he acts like he's 14.

>> No.16459022

>>16459004
>that Gundam stuff
Nice.

>> No.16459031

The thread seems kinds off right now, like there is something different.

I wonder, is it just me since I was out for 7 hours?

>> No.16459045

>>16458796
I want to be her daki as she watches anime and naps

>> No.16459046

>>16458796
i want to be cuddled by a dire yeti

>> No.16459059

>>16459031
Different crowds at different times mang.

>> No.16459063

>>16459059
I guess I got used to staying here all day.

>> No.16459070

>>16459046
Ah, another who appreciates Ab-dominal Snowomen.

>> No.16459090

>>16459070
I GET IT

>> No.16459093

>>16459090
I'd hope so.

>> No.16459094

Snib, I summon thee

>> No.16459095

>>16459070
Third guy here, a massively muscled yeti would be the best.

Would gladly massage her after a hard workout.

>> No.16459100

>>16459095
>Would gladly massage her after a hard workout.
This. Muscle girls are great.

>> No.16459102

>>16459095
>Not licking her clean as you do so
I have an unhealthy obsession with musclegirls.

>> No.16459103

>>16459100
That they are, and this is from a guy who would be told to get told to leave.

The hardest bit about massaging a dire yeti though would be dodging her hands as she tries to get you into a cuddle when it comes time for the front.

>> No.16459106

>tfw you find The Picture
>The Picture of her that you've spent far too long just staring at
>The Picture of her that you just keep coming back to time and time again
>The Picture that gives you the fuzzies every time you look at it

>The Picture that is going to be the end of you for all of the above reasons

>> No.16459115

>>16459102
With sweat?How lewd. Not that I'm complaining
>>16459103
That's why it's time to oil up.

>> No.16459119

>>16459103
You start at the legs and work your way up, kissing each abdominal muscle along the way. If you do it right, she'll be completely torn between wanting to give that hug and wanting to do everything possible to keep you from stopping.

>>16459115
>spoiler
Of courshe! I'm into that regardless of the girl's musclegirl status or not, but DOUBLY so if they are.

>> No.16459120

>>16459115
But then it turns into wrestling....
THEN it turns into 'werestling'

>> No.16459123

>>16459106
What's 'The Picture' anon?

>> No.16459131

>>16459119
Sweat is just how muscular girls mark you. Also, natural slipperiness.
>>16459120
Advanced cuddling, Anon.

>> No.16459136

>>16459119
That would be nice...although leaves me vulnerable to leg locks.

>>16459131
That is good.
What does it involve?

>> No.16459137

>>16458986
Less of a claim and more that he thinks he did without any certainty to the act.

>> No.16459139

>>16458905
No, I cannot

>> No.16459145

>>16459131
>sweat is just how muscular girls mark you

gggghnneeh, don't remind me. What's worse is when they know it and know how ti use it

>>16459136
The trick is going reeeeeeally slow and taking little almost apprehensive pauses. Very sparingly (but still sometimes) look up at her face looking down at you with just a hint of question in your eyes, as if to say 'keep going?' and if you're attuned enough, she may even mouth out 'yes' or 'more' or 'please dont stop'. But again, don't look up too much, or you'll tip her over to just cuddle/attack you.

>> No.16459154

>>16459136
>although leaves me vulnerable to leg locks.
You say that like it's a bad thing

>What does it involve?
Look up Hakan's move set from Street Fighter.
Among other things

>>16459145
>don't remind me
Of that one doujin?
Because I wouldn't mind if my waifu got in the dom mood and started asserting ownership for a bit.

>> No.16459160

>>16459154
I can massage her if she's leg locking me though....well, there is one spot.

>> No.16459161

>>16459154
>of that one doujin?
yeah. We'll go with that.

>> No.16459168

>>16459160
What's the worst that could happen?

>>16459161
I feel a morbid curiosity to ask what you're refering to, but I think I'll pass.

>> No.16459172

>>16459168
Blushing yeti holding back her noises while I eat her out.

>> No.16459178

>>16459168
Smart move.

>>16459172
How is that worst case scenario? That's like, the ultimate scenario. Like, that's the JACKPOT scenario.

>> No.16459180

>>16459172
Just hope she doesn't leg lock your neck.

>> No.16459182

>>16459172
>yeti biting her lip trying not to make noises
>she cuddles you hard in response

>> No.16459192

>>16459178
Because I can't impregnate her like this.

>>16459180
>>16459180
That would be difficult.

>>16459182
Correction.
DIRE yeti

>> No.16459199

>>16459178
Just out of curiosity, was it the "marking" or the "sweat" that reminded you of something. If it's the former, then I may have processed what that may, uh, entail.

>>16459192
Well, I guess it'd be hard in that position.

>> No.16459201

>>16459182
>fingers and toes curling around the sheets
>head rolling back from left to right
>her powerful muscles feeling absolutely worthless, as if they'd suddenly been turned off and instead were a great weight on her
>legs squirming, hips subconsciously trying to push up and move in time with your tongue's ministrations
>a large hand plops down, missing your head a bit the first time then readjusting to go right onto the back of it, instantly clasping your hair like she'd fly away if she didn't have a grip on it
>her breath coming heavier and heavier, her free arm now slapping the bed repeatedly as if she's trying to tap out, thighs curling around your head and squeezing as she approaches release, breathily whispering your name again and again, each time higher and higher in pitch

so yeah its good good time very good stuff there

>> No.16459204

>>16459199
Its nothing and I'm dumb for even alluding to it in here as its not the place for such things, sorry

>> No.16459205

And kicking this thread off page 10 with the new one..... Now

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