Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:47:48 2017 No.16459210 [Reply] [Original]

Oh shit! A Shiny Gazer! Go Pokeball!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:48:41 2017 No.16459215 File: 427 KB, 769x1095, 1448153930150.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big sweaty yetis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:48:56 2017 No.16459216 Lets promise to not argue about dumb bullshit today, /mgt/-chan!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:49:32 2017 No.16459218 >>16459215 Big sweaty yetis with big soft titties?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:49:47 2017 No.16459222 >>>16459201 This is phenomenal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:50:48 2017 No.16459226 >>16459218 The softest snuggle lumps in MGC

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:50:54 2017 No.16459227 >>16459215 Big sweaty anything, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:51:09 2017 No.16459228 File: 352 KB, 800x1200, 901c539c5a2894a4813c1b94f5b8a378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16459222 Arigato gozaimasu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:51:49 2017 No.16459230 >>16459226 Theres probably some tubby holsts that would disagree

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:52:36 2017 No.16459231 >>16459210 >>16457607 http://i.imgur.com/3ZoghWe.jpg http://i.imgur.com/xnmW35h.png I was only able to find two out of the seven you were looking for, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:53:12 2017 No.16459233 >>16459228 Shut up, weeb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:53:15 2017 No.16459234 File: 476 KB, 719x831, Combined Collage b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /r/ing sauce on the circled pics

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:53:31 2017 No.16459235 >>16459228 Your welcome, Dire Yetis are worth staying up late for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:53:51 2017 No.16459238 File: 419 KB, 1296x1778, Dark Mage Manatanks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That Manatank discussion from the previous thread yielded fine things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:54:47 2017 No.16459241 >>16459215 that yeti comment train was good stuff.

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:54:49 2017 No.16459242

>>16459227
This is the only downside of the undead. They don't sweat. Imagine holding a wight after her routine training in full plate armor hauling packs about, running jumping and climbing followed by light sessions of sparring and sword play before going to the shooting range and doing target practice with her spells which are more comparable to artillery. Imagine taking her in after her exercise and licking the cool sweat off her icy body.

But, the dead don't sweat, unfotunatelly.
captcha: 17500 licher
Wise captcha. Maybe a lich coud do something about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:55:47 2017 No.16459245 >>16459233 Swerve nigga >>16459235 Amen to that. MONSTERGIRLS are worth staying up for! >>16459238 Ayy another fun one. I really liked the Fujiko and Ruri neet swamp-shutins too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:56:44 2017 No.16459248 >>16459242 Well, I'm sure there's a potion for that. It seems like there is one for just about every problem under the sun.

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:56:45 2017 No.16459249
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Second part of my Anubis/slave healing story is finished. A bit longer than the intro with a lot more dialogue/plot building. I'm hoping I can finish this thing before the end of February at worst there will probably ~3 more parts after this one. Feedback/criticism highly encouraged, I really want to improve as a writer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:58:26 2017 No.16459255 >>16459249 Another reason for staying up late! Reading now. Also, whatever happened to that guy writing the Bully transforming into Holstaur story?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:58:29 2017 No.16459256 >>16459245 >MONSTERGIRLS are worth staying up for! That they are >neet swamp-shutins Last thread was a weird one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:59:00 2017 No.16459258 >>16459245 >Amen to that. MONSTERGIRLS are worth staying up for! But anon is it okay to commit suicide still? They're not coming, we're in escapism trying to ward off the deep dark thoughts from taking over. And its not working anymore anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:59:12 2017 No.16459259 File: 618 KB, 1100x1658, 1479868998221.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16459215 10 foot dire yetis with a t-shirt built for 2

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:00:02 2017 No.16459264 >>16459259 >>16459259 Plot twist, its hers from before she lost the weight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:00:17 2017 No.16459265 >>16459249 Just as I turned off the lights. Glad to see you're continuing this, keep up the cute work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:01:20 2017 No.16459270 >>16459258 Nope. Your waifu gets crazy sad if yo>>16459264 u kill yourself, even if it's for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:01:52 2017 No.16459272 >>16459258 If you need help, get help anon. There are people out there who care. We care. Don't give up if there's still even a chance you can make things better. But there are better places to get that help than here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:02:15 2017 No.16459273 File: 317 KB, 781x1017, 1485009484485.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16459258 >Spoiler I'm not qualified for this and need sleep. Have some robo-ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:02:34 2017 No.16459274 >>16459270 That's a pretty funny missclick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:03:37 2017 No.16459279 >>16459273 Could be bigger. I'll buy her an upgrade.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:03:58 2017 No.16459283 >>16459274 It was the supid fucking phone. God I hate it so much, I can hear the cheshires laughing from here. Fuck this, goodnight fellow monster lovers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:04:15 2017 No.16459285 File: 166 KB, 800x1000, 1485227055089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16459272 Anon its tiring living, i have attempted to get help. Nothing works, not anymore. But hey at least dragons are still cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:04:53 2017 No.16459289 >>16459279 Got talk to a Gremlin then, I need sleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:05:01 2017 No.16459291 >>16459283 lewd dreams!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:07:04 2017 No.16459296 >>16459283 The cheshires are secretly programmers? >>16459289 I will. She's gonna give this goblin the biggest booty she can make. It'll be great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:07:10 2017 No.16459297 >>16459249 Good thing you posted this in the new thread. I'll take a look at it tomorrow and let you know what I think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:07:21 2017 No.16459299 Post your favorite 5 monster girls!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:08:06 2017 No.16459304 >>16459272 >we Fuck off.

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:08:35 2017 No.16459307

>>16459264
>10 foot dire yeti
>never really cared much for fitness, a bit flabby. Okay, a lot flabby.
>Loves her husband, he's literally the most huggable thing ever.
>Oh goodness, if there were an object designed for hugs, it would be him. He's so cuddly and cute and perfect and you love him and aaah
>But, you want to get better for him!
>Your hugs are okay, but you know they could be better
>so you start hanging out with some of the other dire girls (so scary!) and get stronger
>alot stronger
>Like, you ripped off the door the other day stronger
>Something about dire genes make you gain muscle super fast
>thankfully, this also means you've kept your layer of soft fluffiness from before
>Plus side, you're pretty sure your hugs are actually melting your husband now, like literally
>Down side, you're pretty sure you're going to have to move into a bigger bed/room/house soon
>Still, husband loves it so much
>Says he wants to give you a special massage after your workout today
>Wonder what he means...
>>16459222

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:08:40 2017 No.16459308 >>16459273 I want that ass on my face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:09:18 2017 No.16459310 >>16459307 10 feet is too big.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:09:18 2017 No.16459311 >>16459242 Smell/sweat fetishism is fucking disgusting, good job giving me even more reasons for why undead are the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:10:20 2017 No.16459316 >>16459310 Then replace it with 7 or something

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:10:47 2017 No.16459319 >>16459310 >10 feet is too big faggot, how you supposed to crawl in that shirt with her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:11:24 2017 No.16459322 >>16459307 The best. This fills my fetish for fat girls getting fit. It's fantastic. Then again, I wouldn't mind much if she'd kept the weight anyway. Strongfat is fine too. >>16459310 I respect your opinion but it is wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:12:01 2017 No.16459324 >>16459311 I don't really get off on the smell aspect. Hell you could just take an athletic girl and spray her with a spray bottle and I'd still get hard at all the tiny beads of water

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:13:29 2017 No.16459328 >>16459297 Yup, realized it would be pretty idiotic to post it in a dying thread, so I just sat on it for a few hours. Looking forward to seeing what you think!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:16:00 2017 No.16459338 >>16459322 Thanks, and impeccable taste on all fronts. Truly, thou art my nigga.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:18:21 2017 No.16459348 >>16459338 You as well comrade.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:20:35 2017 No.16459357 File: 500 KB, 1031x1200, 317_dorome_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16459010 KC compared them to feeling like a mud bath so I would say they are comfortable temperature.

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:27:44 2017 No.16459392

>>16459357
I know it sounds bad, but I really like the implication both from her background and her goofy smile that she's a big ol' dumb dumb. I would have infinite patience cuddling with her and answering the same questions about 'whats that anon?' over and over again and would find it endearing when she tries her best to remember stuff like names or stuff I've told her. For some reason I don't get the same sentiment with the other slimes who are also low intelligence, but dummy-dorome-chan is just wonderful to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:31:34 2017 No.16459407 >>16459392 >She confesses she doesn't remember or understand half the shit you tell her, she just likes to hear you explain things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:33:20 2017 No.16459416 File: 1012 KB, 2050x1318, greet the mofumofuboss.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16455090 >>16455094 >>16455105 >>16455126 >>16455235 >>16455194

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:33:49 2017 No.16459419

>>16459407
aaahh exactly, my fucking heart
That's what I want. I wanna explain the deepest philosophical ramblings I have bouncing around my head, my perspectives on the world and the relationships between man and monster, and all sorts of useless bullshit, and to look down at her goofy smile that says nothing but 'I have no clue what you're talking about but I sure love you'

my fucking heart

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:36:22 2017 No.16459433 >>16459416 https://youtu.be/F9vA7L8H4nc

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:36:22 2017 No.16459434 >>16459416 Beautiful. Would be a loyal bodyguard for one of her kids.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:36:29 2017 No.16459436 >>16459416 That's a lady I'd pledge loyalty to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:36:57 2017 No.16459440 >>16459416 And here I was just watching Yakuza 0 stuff, good work Latenight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:37:08 2017 No.16459443 File: 1.06 MB, 1300x1500, kraken5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anon, it's time for your prostate exam!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:37:58 2017 No.16459448 >>16459443 >bandhastwodrummers.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:38:37 2017 No.16459454 >>16459433 Wrong crime organization anon. That's more fitting for the Undead Mafia. This would be more fitting for the Mofu Yakuza. https://youtu.be/AK51LblcEOw

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:39:26 2017 No.16459457 >>16459454 Ah, my mistake boss!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:44:02 2017 No.16459479 >>16459440 What a coincidence, I'm listening to Bubble right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:45:40 2017 No.16459492 Good night all, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that tiny yetis can cuddle just as well as their larger cousins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:48:04 2017 No.16459508 >>16459419 >Spend hours talking about metaphysical topics without realizing >Look at dorome >":DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:48:26 2017 No.16459511 >>16459234 Hey you, on discord?

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:49:00 2017 No.16459515

>>16459407
>>16459419
>'Ah-non, your heart my favorite!'
>Huh? What was that Dorome-chan?
>'Y... You are best heart Dorome-chan!'
>What... you like my... heart? What do you...
>'Ah-non and Dorome-chan! Best heart together! Please? Dorome-chan listen to Ah-non for longest now, please?'
>...Are you... are you saying you want to marry me Dorome-chan?
>She just gives the biggest, widest smile ever, with little muddy tears falling down the side of her face

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:49:21 2017 No.16459518 >>16459299 Gazer Moth girl but not KC's (you know the one) Will-o-the-Wisp Nurenago Thunderbird

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:49:24 2017 No.16459519 >>16459479 You are a man of taste I see.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:50:23 2017 No.16459528 >>16459511 Never used it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:51:09 2017 No.16459531 File: 913 KB, 992x1403, Cuddlemud.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16459508 >>16459515 I'm gonna fuckin die my heart can't take this much cuteness and best FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:52:29 2017 No.16459538 >>16459249 Neato. Looking pretty good so far. Brain isn't running on all cylinders tonight, though, so I can't give much in terms of feedback. Can't wait for more, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:52:44 2017 No.16459543 >>16459299 >Dire Mino >Dire Holst >Dire Ushi >Dire Oni >Dire Yeti

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:53:06 2017 No.16459547 >>16459528 Thought of trying?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:53:30 2017 No.16459549 >>16459519 Shame it got cut from the Western release, but what can you do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:55:57 2017 No.16459570 >>16459299 Manticore Hellhound Cheshire Anubis Ghoul

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:56:59 2017 No.16459574 File: 105 KB, 623x999, 313_phantom_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16459547 Ambivalent, why? Hook me. >>16459518 >Will-o-the-Wisp I take that back; I forgot Chunni Phantom girl had taken her place in my heart

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:57:13 2017 No.16459576 >>16459543 >'Where we're going we don't need pelvises' the harem

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:57:59 2017 No.16459581 >>16459443 >this will never happen

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:59:11 2017 No.16459590 >>16459299 My wife My wife My wife My wife Our daughters

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:00:29 2017 No.16459599 >>16459576 in the event the cows are treated as one species the open slot will be filled by dire satyros/weresheep which ill count as to related species

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:01:10 2017 No.16459604 >>16459574 I'd like to discuss some things.

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:02:18 2017 No.16459609
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Ya-know its pretty interesting sometimes to note how many doujin girls are basically monster girls mentally. This one would make a fine dark mage.

Title is "Advice for the Whipped."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:02:45 2017 No.16459614 >>16459416 A man once made the mistake of touching her tails without her permission. He was instantly sucked in. They say when the place gets quiet at night, you can still hear screaming and moaning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:03:45 2017 No.16459619 File: 188 KB, 753x971, 1484611574668.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16459299 Automatons Undead Foxes Familiars Shoggoths

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:04:23 2017 No.16459622 >>16459609 Fuckin' tall brown semen demons man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:06:43 2017 No.16459637 File: 548 KB, 1280x1900, ygf104.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16459609 Shoggoth. This SERIES of doujins is fucking diamonds if you like Yandere but also like happy vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:06:45 2017 No.16459638 >>16459255 >>16459265 >>16459538 Thanks guys, it means a lot to see a positive reaction to my writing, it keeps me motivated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:07:24 2017 No.16459642 >>16459299 Lich Automaton Mantis Ice Queen Dhampir

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:07:48 2017 No.16459646 >>16459299 Kitsune Wight Angel/Valkyrie Dragon Dullahan

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:09:51 2017 No.16459657 >>16459299 Demon Cursed Sword Holstaur Kejourou Dorome I bumped out the JubJub on further consideration and all this Dorome talk is just soaring her up the ranks

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:10:06 2017 No.16459659
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>>16459416
>>16459454
I feel like I've been 'invited' to meet the boss in a private booth at some high-class restaurant.
>Come inside
>You are greeted by an Anubis with an eye-patch
>'My Mistress would like to speak with you.'
>You move to back away a bit, but she flashes her sword
>'I am afraid she insisted.'
>Step into the back
>It's dimly lit, just a few booths at the back >There's two people seated at one
>You instantly recognize one as that fox from the club last night
>The older one you don't recognize, but you can guess who it is
>Oh gods, they're going to kill you
>You want to run, but that Anubis blocks the door
>'That's quite enough, Ana. You may wait outside.'
>'Bu- Yes, my Mistress...'
>She bows before turning out
>You make your way over & take a seat opposite the foxes
>The Nine Tails were the most feared gang in the city, and here you were with their boss
>She was in an elegant robe, hair back in a graceful bun
>Age had certainly been kind to her, she was still quite beautiful
>And yet, there was an oppressive atmosphere in the room that made it feel like you were suffocating
>'Is he the one, dear?'
>'Yeah, that's the guy who picked me up at the club. Kinda plain-looking, but he was a pretty fun fuck.'
>She turns to you. Her eyes are closed, but it feels as if she's staring through you
>'So, young man, it would seem my daughter has taken an interest in you.'
>Daughter? You banged the daughter of the Nine Tails' leader? Your life was over...
>'So, darling, it seems we have a matter to discuss. I am not one to deny my daughters anything, but it would seem you have a problem.'
>'Uhh, problem, ma'am?'
>Her smile disappears and her eyes open. Not a lot, just enough to see her crimson irises
>'Don't play me for a fool, boy, or you will die in that seat. My daughter saw the mark on your back.'
>'Yeah. Cabal brand, right?'
>'I can hardly have the Empress' property defiling my daughter now, can I?'
>You swallow hard
>'So the way I see it, you have two options now.'
>'The first, You walk out of here, and I declare that the Cabal has disgraced my family, while making sure everyone knows who's responsible. It would be open war in the streets. And assuming Ana doesn't cut you down on the way out, one the Empress' women will come for your head.'
>'A-And the other option?'
>She smiles again. 'You become my daughter's servant. We erase your old life, you pledge yourself to our family. It will look like an accident. You will wait on her hand and foot, doing anything she commands of you. If she tells you to die for her, you do it.'
>From being one gang's property to another. Great
>'I guess I don't have many options, do I... Misstress.'
>She smiles at you gain, extending her hand out to you
>You take it, gently kissing the ornate ring that adorns it
>Her daughter chuckles. 'Welcome to the Nine Tails, stud. Hehehehe.~'

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:10:32 2017 No.16459661 >>16459299 Anubis Hellhound Demon Lilim Manticore

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:11:40 2017 No.16459670 >>16459574 Think you could set one up?

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:12:35 2017 No.16459675
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>>16459416
>>16459434
>be the bodyguard of the Okaa-san's oldest daughter
>you're at a meeting with the two of them, sitting next to your boss, when she looks over at you with a devious smile
>"So, Anon, you've been protecting my daughter for a couple months now. You two must have become quite close. You do anything lewd yet?"
>you're about to tell her that time you turned your boss into a wet mess just from brushing her tails when you feel a sharp pinch on the small of your back and she is looking at you like pic related
>you deny having done anything, but nothing escapes the experienced eyes of the Okaa-san

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:13:21 2017 No.16459681 >>16459659 While that sounds nice, I would have picked the first option myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:13:31 2017 No.16459682 >>16459531 >can't take this much cuteness and best FUCK Anon, no! How will your absolute mudman listen to you explain things if your brain becomes as muddy as hers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:14:21 2017 No.16459689 >>16459299 -Kiki -Shogg -Holstaur -Cyclops -Living Doll

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:14:46 2017 No.16459692 >>16459604 >>16459670 Maybe. Not tonight though. What would this entail?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:14:49 2017 No.16459694 >>16459659 Ayy, this is a continuation from last thread! Liking the narrative. Kinda wanna see how the cabal reacts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:16:25 2017 No.16459701 >>16459681 You would condemn the city to burn in a gang war while both sides are personally trying to murder you? You sure you could live with all that blood on your hands? Assuming that you manage to live, even.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:16:58 2017 No.16459702 >>16459231 Oh dang my eyes drifted over this because no (You) thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:17:30 2017 No.16459709 >>16459659 >an Anubis with an eye-patch But that's actually a black furred fox.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:18:47 2017 No.16459722 >>16459682 Shit, you're right... I need a topic to ramble about to impress her, but that fuckin' smile... must... protect... that... smile...

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:18:50 2017 No.16459723

>>16459694
You know, I think the Mofu Yakuza and the Tiger Mafiya are the only groups we've even elaborated on at all.
The Demon Cabal, Undead Mafia, Knights Paladin, and Mist Triad don't really have much establishment.
I'd also like to suggest the Orc Mob and the Insect Cartels as other criminal organizations. Gotta represent American crime groups in this after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:19:55 2017 No.16459730 >>16459692 Clarification on a few things, /a/ is pretty garbage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:19:59 2017 No.16459731 >>16459709 I realized that after I posted it. I feel dumb for not seeing the tails.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:20:03 2017 No.16459732 >>16459723 And the Tanuki Zionists are behind it all

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:21:19 2017 No.16459737 >>16459701 Well I'm obviously not sure, you never can be completely positive with a complex thing like life. But I sure as hell would try and hopefully I would be able to fix everything once it's all over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:21:31 2017 No.16459738 >>16459732 Let's leave that out of this huh? Not really fun to put a conspiracy into the whole thing. Other than the Knights Paladin, but that's just for chuckling at their general ineffectiveness in the modern world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:26:45 2017 No.16459768 >>16459738 And then's there's the jester and her gang of wonderland miscreants.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:28:35 2017 No.16459779 >>16459723 Wolfu and P'Orc biker gangs, running boys and aphrodisiacs and selling them to the underground

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:30:05 2017 No.16459787
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>>16459723
The Cabal is a syndicate of succubus-family criminals, with the majority of their revenue coming from 'services' through contract killers and brothels. They get away with this obviously illegal and often times high-profile activity by employing Demons as lawyers who cover for them and manipulate legal proceedings out of a massive law firm based out of downtown.
Headed by 'the Empress', who acts above-ground as the head of the 'Iscariot and Cassius, LLC' and as the head of the Cabal in the underground. They're identified by their Cabal tattoos, which depict a Demon summoning circle usually placed on one's back. Moving up the ranks adds another circle to the tattoo, up to 9 for the 'Empress' herself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:32:28 2017 No.16459801 >>16459787 look at that smug little shota prick

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:33:44 2017 No.16459808
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>>16459416
>Beg Mofu Yakuza for protection from a bunch of Oni Thugs that trash your bar.
>They come through. and the Onis still come, but they're sure to be a lot less rowdy and not break any tables and chairs.
>Now you have to pay for the favor though.
>They could call on you at any time, for you to repay them, failing to do so can mean far worse than Oni Drunkards tearing up your bar.
>One fateful day you get a letter with the sigil of a multi-tailed fox.
>It asks you to babysit the youngest daughter of some high-ranking Mofu Yakuza.
>No offering yourself to a lusty fox, no re-payments in massive amounts of fried tofu, no hit you have carry out.
>Just babysitting one little fox, for one night.
>How bad could it be?

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:34:58 2017 No.16459816

>>16459768
>>16459779
Those are small time. I'm talking crime organizations that run crime across the nation.
>The Demon Cabal and their Demonic Energy trade.
>The Undead Mafia and their rampant political interference and husband trafficking.
>The Mist Triad secretly ruling their local government.
>The Mofu Yakuza running extortion rackets that push human business owners into prostitution and the AV Industry.
>The Tiger Mafiya running illegal distilleries and semen harvesting plants while sending agents to secure footholds in other countries under the guise of mail order brides.
>The constant territory wars between Insect Cartel hives driving a secret war economy.
>The Orc Mafia and their "Legitimate Businesses" and "Gambling Halls" as fronts for shota trafficking while their Goblin and Hobgoblin underlings threaten to rough up any businesses that don't swear loyalty to the local Don.
A few gangs are small potatoes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:35:08 2017 No.16459817 >>16459808 Loli foxes aren't lewd at all.

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:37:35 2017 No.16459835

>>16459808
What if that girl start feeling platonic affection for me though?
What if she starts to confide things to me?
>"Nii-san, there's this boy at the school my mom sends me to that I like. But everyone's scared of me because of who my parents are."
How do I give relationship advice to a little yakuza fox?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:37:53 2017 No.16459837 File: 472 KB, 1280x1849, P055.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16457892 Will I ever be able to find the source on this magnificent piece of art? The world might never know.

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:38:17 2017 No.16459839

>>16459454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wcuoxs4mU
>>16459816
I like the idea of rough and tumble Wolfu bikers smuggling stuff for other crime families and brewing their own aphrodisiacs for sale, in between wild parties where they run trains on (un?)lucky guys and take their own products to make the fun last all night

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:38:44 2017 No.16459842 >>16459816 And two dragon twin sisters that occasionally go around beating the shit out of all of em https://youtu.be/272vLtfoIek

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:39:13 2017 No.16459845

>>16459808
>How bad could it be?
You're putting yourself a hair's breadth from being roped into the organization, that's how bad it could be.
If you do well or the girl takes a liking to you, you're pretty much on call for them now.
If you do poorly, well, I don't think you want to do poorly. Might end in a nasty fashion.

In short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjK8cptFNMo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:39:46 2017 No.16459851 >>16459837 I'll do you a favor. Nah, you don't gotta pay me nuthin. But hey, sometimes when you give favors, your friends do you favors in return, right? We're friends, aren't we anon? http://imgur.com/a/CmkiF

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:41:23 2017 No.16459861 >>16459835 Gee I'm not sure, but headpats can cure anything though. Don't be surprised if she starts calling you 'big bro' or 'aniki' though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:42:31 2017 No.16459865 >>16459861 But then I'd have to join the Yakuza to protect her. I can't go back to that life anon, I quit being a delinquent after high school!

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:43:59 2017 No.16459872

>>16459801
>You wish you had a babysitter like this.
If I was a little kid growing up in MGC with a babysitter who is actually a killing machine working for my father's crime syndicate who secretly had the hots for me I would be the smuggest motherfucker ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:44:46 2017 No.16459877 >>16459851 >a dark skinned jinko with white hair will never slam her ass into my face why live

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:44:58 2017 No.16459878 File: 350 KB, 1080x1920, 1471155870784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16459816 >The Undead Mafia and their rampant political interference and husband trafficking. It's those dastardly Ochimusha!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:45:09 2017 No.16459879 >>16459872 >Father's crime syndicate >The Demon Cabal Think about what you just typed anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:46:06 2017 No.16459881 >>16459879 Not referring to them specifically. Just any crime family.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:46:12 2017 No.16459883 File: 74 KB, 224x351, de6e150d779a12b87991b8af2fd9655f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16459851 Y-Yes Anon. Yes we are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:46:16 2017 No.16459884 >>16459879 Could be that the father had a kid with a human woman then killed her to be with his new sadistic Demon wife who just happens to run the Cabal

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:46:36 2017 No.16459890 >>16459878 The Undead Mafia is more based on the Sicilian Mafia anon. Their leadership would be more Vampires and Wights. Ochimusha would be more along the lines of rare but prized bodyguards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:48:12 2017 No.16459894 >>16459878 I would love to have an Ochimusha bodyguard. Especially if it turned out that she used to serve my ancestors before she died.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:48:55 2017 No.16459896 >>16459894 She's like an extra scary Onee-san, or Momster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:49:43 2017 No.16459899 >>16459894 >speaks entirely old-fashioned Japanese Could be a cool dynamic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:50:25 2017 No.16459902 >>16459896 Ochimushas are cool, not scary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:53:48 2017 No.16459909 >>16459816 You know, living innawoods with all the dangers it poses doesn't seem so bad anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:55:06 2017 No.16459910 File: 132 KB, 422x422, 1485233706372.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16459899 >Being served by a samurai spirit guardian who speaks old-fashioned Japanese So basically a gender-flipped version of this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:55:36 2017 No.16459917 File: 191 KB, 263x412, manatanks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16459909 >heavy crazy single woman breathing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:57:20 2017 No.16459924 >>16459909 Ah, it's not all bad. It's easy to marry into a monstergirl crime organization. And if you're good enough to serve on the front lines you'll get all sorts of monstergirls, both on your side and on other sides, wet as the ocean.

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:59:03 2017 No.16459933

>>16459909
Yeah it's not that bad.

There's that genki Wood Elf who hangs out in the woods near your cabing.

A Troll lives a quiet life in her nice cottage, offering advice on cooking, growing food and even offers to help wash your clothes.

There's a pack of Wolf Girls, but they're really not that bad, they just try to act tough because they had a rough upbringing in the wild having to fend for themselves.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:01:51 2017 No.16459945

>>16459924
>spoiler

I do get the impression that Anon from >>16455400 >>16455415 >>16459659 is a complete fucking stud being that he was apparently already pretty deep in the cabal and played it cool even after he realized he was fucking someone so high up in the Yakuza food chain
He can be the protagonist

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:02:03 2017 No.16459946 >>16459933 I want to invite those Wolfus into my cabin for dinner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:05:31 2017 No.16459958 >>16459909 If you go too deep in the woods you end up with wendigos howling at all hours and large scratches on your door.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:05:32 2017 No.16459959

>>16459946
>Smells of roast, stretchy anime meat flow out the window.
>You hear scratching at your door and open it to find the Wolf Girls meekly asking if you had any scraps to spare, a big change from their usual approach of growling at you and acting tough.
>Invite them in and watch them tear into the food you put on their plates.
>Tears are coming out of their eyes, they've never had food this good before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:09:12 2017 No.16459973 >>16459959 Once they're done I'll tell them they can come back as much as they want so long as they bring enough meat with them to feed us all. Then I'll being the slow game of earning their affection.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:10:38 2017 No.16459977 >>16459909 How is a modest Tanuki and a her down-to-Earth husband to run a reputable business? A travesty, I say.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:11:44 2017 No.16459980

>>16459924
Man, the last thing I want is to be involved in those criminal organizations. I'm not even close to being a stud like the protag >>16459945 is describing, so I think I'd hardly stand a chance.
This >>16459933 sounds much more appealing. Wood Elves and Dark Mages might be crazy, but I probably have better chances with them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:12:16 2017 No.16459981 >>16459977 Become an old-school travelling merchant. Just convince her there's a business for it. Though that may be better suited for a wolf than a nook.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:13:43 2017 No.16459990

>>16459973
>Their eyes brighten with this new option for dinner.
>The following night they bring in large amounts of meat, way too much to eat in one sitting, but you could salt some of it, or turn it into jerky.
>Notice one of the Wolf Girls bringing a tied-up shape to your door.
>It's Deer-san, the shy Deer Girl who lives near the meadow, looking quite frightened at distraught.
>Boop the wolf gently on the nose and tell her that Deer-san isn't food.
>She pouts, but eventually joins the others.
>Deer-san thanks you before stumbling off in a daze.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:15:23 2017 No.16459996 >>16459990 >>It's Deer-san >tfw White Horns are already forgotten, and it's still winter

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:17:39 2017 No.16460011 >>16459990 This sounds like those Wolfus were talking a little too loudly about how I was great at cooking food and Deer-san heard them and wanted to come along. That's fine though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:19:54 2017 No.16460016 >>16459990 >Not eating Deer-san Rude. She caught Deer-san for you, anon, and you'd belittle her efforts like this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:21:45 2017 No.16460021 >>16460011 You're right, maybe send Deer-san an invite, and make her a nice salad from the gardens that Troll from the cottage helped you grow. To apologize for the rowdy Wolf Girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:24:51 2017 No.16460023 So what's the Demon Lord doing in the MGC setting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:25:37 2017 No.16460026 >>16460023 Still fucking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:25:47 2017 No.16460027 >>16460023 Doing demon lord things on the monstergirl planet. MGC is on earth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:26:21 2017 No.16460028 >>16460021 That does sound like the right thing to do, I just hope that she would accept it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:28:40 2017 No.16460035 >>16460027 Oooh I actually like that idea. Its somewhat what I headcanoned anyway.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:28:48 2017 No.16460036
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>>16459981
And risk getting shaken down in every town with no guarantee of protection?
Paying extravagant border taxes, having illicit goods planted in our stock by corrupt officials, being at the mercy of local trade guilds and fluctuating prices?
We'd have to be even shadier than them!
That's no way to live, let alone raise nook kits.
These gangs have gone too far.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:30:04 2017 No.16460040 >>16460035 MGC was always supposed to be built on the ruins of Detroit. It's not a new idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:32:27 2017 No.16460047 >>16460036 Well, you know what has to be done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:33:39 2017 No.16460051 >>16460036 Sounds like you need to light up the night

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:35:55 2017 No.16460061 File: 131 KB, 1135x1185, C0wbSNZXcAAwyKF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How about them Devils?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:37:01 2017 No.16460066 >>16460036 whats that under the stall, a shota sex slave she bought?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:39:41 2017 No.16460076 >>16460061 I love them. Would love an ashen, purple or dark devil with tanks like that or larger. A dream waifu of a Devil with huge mana tanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:40:14 2017 No.16460079 File: 288 KB, 950x1300, 60482887_p12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460066 That's Nue you moron.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:41:35 2017 No.16460084 >>16460079 So she's a loli sex slave then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:41:45 2017 No.16460085 >>16460076 >Voluptuous Devil meets a total flattie Demon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:42:29 2017 No.16460089 >>16460084 no

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:42:52 2017 No.16460090

>>16460079
If you're rude to the MGE fans they'll just see Touhou as cancer.

>>16460066
And what they said. It's Nue, who is a a nue. A type of Japanese chimera that hasn't been added to the MGE yet. She's the "Heian Alien" (her themesong) due to her origin of being Japan's seminal UFO story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:44:09 2017 No.16460096 >>16460090 But Touhou is cancer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:46:06 2017 No.16460101 >>16460090 >If you're rude to the MGE fans they'll just see Touhou as cancer. I'm not even a board native. I'm just calling a stupid anon stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:46:19 2017 No.16460104 Soooo how bout those Dorome?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:46:50 2017 No.16460106 >>16460104 Yellowstone will never be the same.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:46:59 2017 No.16460107 >>16460096 >>16460101 Where do you think you are?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:47:43 2017 No.16460110 >>16460104 Dirty whores.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:47:59 2017 No.16460112 >>16460016 But if I start eating Deer-san, then all the Wolves will join in. I don't know if I could handle all that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:49:04 2017 No.16460117 >>16460106 >take your Dorome waifu to the mud pits >she sinks in and you panic a bit because you can't see her >jump in after her >suddenly bubbling mud giving your dick ten kinds of pleasure

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:49:35 2017 No.16460118 >>16460110 Back the fuck up?!?!?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:49:56 2017 No.16460119 >>16460112 >Not wanting a pack of Wolfus to say lewd things in your ear while you fuck a defenseless Deer girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:51:02 2017 No.16460121 >>16460079 in my defense i've been drinking

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:51:49 2017 No.16460128 >>16460117 Please do not imitate the warning sign kid. http://i.imgur.com/uWxTib7.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:58:31 2017 No.16460148 >>16460128 Well, monstergirls sure would make Yellowstone accidents less horrific.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 00:58:43 2017 No.16460149 Every monster can be improved by turning them into some kind of kitsune variant

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:00:41 2017 No.16460152 >>16460149 But what about Kunoichi?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:01:45 2017 No.16460154 >>16460149 I don't care for kitsune type monstergirls at all I don't get the fetishization of 'mofu' either

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:01:47 2017 No.16460155 >>16460149 wrong, you mean turning them into a dire

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:02:13 2017 No.16460158
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>>16460149
This is entirely true.
Foxtopus, fluffsnek, fox lich, magmafox, ice fox, fluffy dragon, foxy wolves.
Every one of those has a visualized example already and they're clear improvements.
Just slap some fox ears on a Lilim and you've already improved all of monsterkind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:03:29 2017 No.16460167 >>16460158 >>16460149 Hellfox? Demon Fox? >Lilim Fox ALL OF MY WANT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:06:04 2017 No.16460174 Is there any MG that WOULDN'T be better by also being a Dark Mage?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:06:26 2017 No.16460176 >>16460174 Kunoichi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:08:57 2017 No.16460182 >>16460174 As in becoming more voluptuous as they have more husbando sex? I'd argue none, but you're bound to set off the Sabbath people

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:09:08 2017 No.16460184 >>16460176 Why stick with boring old Rouges when you can have a busty Nightblade?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:09:45 2017 No.16460186 File: 1.34 MB, 2560x3620, 59166862_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460174 Not really. I was going to say sea bishop, but then I was into it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:10:21 2017 No.16460188 File: 370 KB, 495x700, 61040790_p4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460154 You'll see the light one day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:10:27 2017 No.16460190 >>16460186 But would a Sea Bishop be better as a fox?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:11:38 2017 No.16460193 >>16460184 Because I like Rouges.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:15:24 2017 No.16460205 File: 87 KB, 221x219, 1460969026789.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460188 Odds are we don't like his favorites either. We are too distant, unable to understand one another. This is why wars happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:17:16 2017 No.16460209 >>16460205 >>16460188 Nay, I am a tolerant man. But don't go adding tails and mofu to my favorite girls. Then there'll be trouble. And if you don't, I'll promise not to go shaving them off of your girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:25:41 2017 No.16460227 >>16459692 No?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:27:01 2017 No.16460233 File: 342 KB, 1031x776, nofu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460209 Please don't go around doing that, lest you expose the Tanuki for the rats they are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:28:33 2017 No.16460239 >>16459216 Yeah, take that shit to /hbg/!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:30:14 2017 No.16460247 >>16460239 >/hbg/ Worst threadcanon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:30:54 2017 No.16460250 >>16460247 No, that would be Smellypede or Dumbwurm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:31:00 2017 No.16460251 >>16460233 >Shaving off Mofu and plucking feathers HERESY.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:31:05 2017 No.16460253 File: 897 KB, 860x1214, 1481133280062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460233 Ahhh, the many pitfalls of a mofu waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:32:07 2017 No.16460258 >>16460233 Believe me, I wouldn't want to. I don't HATE tails and mofu mind you. They just don't really elevate thing for me, and would be more of an inconvenience on my waifus than anything. I'll fire no shots if yall dont.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:33:15 2017 No.16460263 Kitsune Wight when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:33:53 2017 No.16460266 File: 201 KB, 651x1200, 1429037540429.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Crooked Anon and the Troll Witch!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:39:24 2017 No.16460285 >>16460251 What do you expect from anyone who likes Sakuya?

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:42:54 2017 No.16460292

>Have really poor vision
>It starts getting worse
>You're really worried about it getting so bad that you can't function like a normal person anymore
>Your maid notices your distress
>"It's okay master, I can help you."
>Tell her that it's not okay, you can't just rely on someone to guide you around your whole life
>"No, master. I can help you."
>She pushes you down to the floor and climbs on top of you
>As you start to protest, her face begins to melt, and her hands reach up and grab your head with strength that belies her thin, feminine arms, holding it in place
>As your vision is consumed by the slime, your panic only grows as you feel it forcing its way underneath your eyelids and into your eyes
>"Shhh, it's okay master, this won't hurt. I promise." she coos
>It doesn't help, but just as suddenly as she began, she stops
>All the slime pulls away from your face, and you can see again
>You can see perfectly
>You can see your maid, still atop you, smiling down at you with her indigo face and gold on black eyes
>"I told you, I can help you master."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:45:20 2017 No.16460297 >>16460292 But can she make me not a manlet anymore?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:45:59 2017 No.16460298 >>16460292 Very good, but can she give me eyes on the inside?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:46:33 2017 No.16460300 File: 414 KB, 705x1000, 1485211515448.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460266 I'd be down for a quiet life innawoods with a cute brown Troll.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:47:58 2017 No.16460304 >>16460292 I'd rather the rowdy roddy piper/keith david struggle more. Your maid really wants you to put on the glasses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:49:44 2017 No.16460308 >>16460300 >innawoods Heh, I started that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:51:34 2017 No.16460311 File: 337 KB, 1263x800, MGG ban number 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Three days later Sorry Mr. Mod. Didn't realize Slimes are now considered naked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:53:15 2017 No.16460314 >>16460308 That would make you a walking piece of ancient /k/ history

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:53:51 2017 No.16460316 >>16460174 All of them other than Dark Mage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:54:25 2017 No.16460321 >>16460314 Great, we have an internet famous gun nut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:55:06 2017 No.16460322 File: 990 KB, 750x1050, 1442762296181.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460311 Better make sure to post them with clothes on from now on!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:55:22 2017 No.16460323 >>16460174 Dark Slime, because she did it before it was cool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:55:27 2017 No.16460324 >>16460311 >No nipples. >Not even a vageegee. How

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:56:11 2017 No.16460326 File: 208 KB, 912x688, Meanwhile inna woods.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460314 No I mean in these threads, don't know anything about /k/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:56:57 2017 No.16460328 File: 185 KB, 1257x992, 1474175204223.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460321 Alright, How often do you take your waifu shooting? What does she like to shoot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:57:00 2017 No.16460329 File: 302 KB, 800x1476, slime waitress.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460322 You can believe i've been stocking up on those. >>16460324 Meh, misunderstanding probably.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:57:09 2017 No.16460330 >>16460322 >that perfect body >but you can't fuck her because she's acidic Why is this allowed?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:57:41 2017 No.16460332 >>16460330 I'd sure as hell try.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 01:58:58 2017 No.16460337 >>16460328 The only thing monsters like to your is your water gun into their foam target.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:00:22 2017 No.16460341 >>16460337 >water gun this is how you fend off aroused manticores

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:00:31 2017 No.16460342 >>16460330 What's wrong with acidic girls?

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:00:36 2017 No.16460343

>>16459249
>An Anubis will never worriedly cling to your side dressed just in a swimsuit
Ah, such melancholy.

Anywho, another cute addition. The present tense still throws me off a bit, but if you like writing that way, to each their own. Personally find just how humble the Pharaoh comes off as a bit straining upon my suspension of disbelief, just based on general conceptions of them. With close friends and family maybe, but just with a commoner she took pity on? Still, the interactions were a nice read.

Admittedly quite curious as to the bad blood between the Sphinx and Anubis, and certainly looking forward to the next installment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:00:57 2017 No.16460344 >>16460337 I load my AP shell into her gun breech, if you understand my lingo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:01:36 2017 No.16460345 File: 685 KB, 1300x1200, 7300b1434c669cf33301a0b474d0abd5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it slime time already?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:02:27 2017 No.16460349 >>16460345 My eczema's been really well behaved lately so I haven't had the need for cuddle puddle huddles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:04:34 2017 No.16460353 >>16460345 That's my favorite time! I think my favorite part of having an amorphous waifu is the sheer utility. She can slip through cracks nearly any size, fall from any height, and thoroughly sanitize anything, even wounds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:04:59 2017 No.16460356 >>16460337 >water gun Ｏｈ　ｈｏ　ｈｏ　ｈｏ　ｇａｎｇｉｎ’　ｕｐ！

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:05:03 2017 No.16460357 File: 122 KB, 494x500, Nureonago.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460349 You don't need to have a severe skin condition to hug a slime. >>16460322 The best slime wears clothes anyway. Anybody have the bonus art of her cooking?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:08:00 2017 No.16460365 File: 137 KB, 519x520, 1455678478898.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460345 One could say slime time is live.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:08:45 2017 No.16460368 >>16460292 Truly, Shogs are the most useful maids!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:10:11 2017 No.16460373 File: 1.39 MB, 2485x3557, Nureonago bonusart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460357

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:11:42 2017 No.16460381 >>16460373 That look. It beckons to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:12:21 2017 No.16460383 File: 738 KB, 1000x936, Nurenure.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460373 Thanks for the wife slime pic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:12:38 2017 No.16460384 >>16460373 >Full kimono under her apron >Still pulls off naked apron sideboob How?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:13:43 2017 No.16460386 >>16460384 Slimes have the tightest physiology.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:13:48 2017 No.16460387 >>16460384 This is the true power of monsters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:14:37 2017 No.16460392 >>16460384 That's not a kimono

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:16:38 2017 No.16460399 File: 376 KB, 717x1012, 54510255_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460328 dinner

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:17:54 2017 No.16460404 >>16460328 No guns because they haven't been invented in her time-period. If she lived today she still wouldn't into guns because her claws wouldn't fit inside the trigger guard anyway.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:18:34 2017 No.16460407
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>>16460368
I always imagined that Shogs bodies are kind of fleshy and plump instead of slimy. Sort of like a meaty squid.

Obviously they have slime portions on them, and they can freely change the nature of their bodies at will, but I'm sure they have preferences on how they wear it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:18:41 2017 No.16460408 >>16460399 >Tailwarmer I need more art with this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:18:51 2017 No.16460409 >>16460399 >Tiny little doe >Dinner Woman, that won't be good for anything by the time you cleaned it up. And what am I going to hang on my wall from that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:22:07 2017 No.16460414 File: 1.08 MB, 1500x723, 7 sin lilims 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If your waifu was offered to you by a lilim, would you take her? I would be nice to see how corrupted women turn out with different influences.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:23:28 2017 No.16460417 I'm going to ruin a young Anubis's life by introducing her to strategy video games and turn her into a NEET.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:23:51 2017 No.16460419 >>16460414 So a Lilim would give me a Lilim?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:25:25 2017 No.16460425 >>16460417 It's not like she would have a found a good husbando anyway. Men these days are all vapid whores or money-grubbers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:25:29 2017 No.16460426 >>16460417 How rude!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:26:00 2017 No.16460428 >>16460417 Would you buy her Crusader Kings 2 without any of the DLC so she had to use all her loose money on it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:26:03 2017 No.16460430 >>16460419 Influenced by her sisters, I guess? that could work

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:26:12 2017 No.16460432 File: 863 KB, 2000x1500, 1455627518263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460417 Strategy games, RPGs, or any sort of building game. Anything that would let them micro-manage.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:26:50 2017 No.16460433

>>16460343
Thanks! Hopefully I won't disappoint with future updates.

On the thing about the Pharaoh, looking back at the writing, I have to agree that I made her a little bit too kind and benevolent, but I did emphasize that in order for it to act as a foundation to build on in the future. I don't want to go into detail and spoil the story, but I hope that I will be able to justify my characterization of her later on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:29:57 2017 No.16460441 >>16460417 Introduce her to the ultimate in life wasters for a Scheduledog. Minecraft, Terraria, Dwarf Fortress

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:30:30 2017 No.16460445

>>16460414
Either Sloth or Gluttony for me. Envy's too yandere, Anubi are already prideful, Avarice and Lust is boring and nobody wants to be around someone who's angry all the time.

>>16460417
>you will never introduce qt anubis to the horror that is wargame: european escalation and watch as she goes from a grade A honour student to sweaty NEET who covers her walls in pictures of Abram tanks and orders you drive her to hobby shops to buy model MiGs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:30:58 2017 No.16460447 >>16460441 Dorfs and Anubi shouldn't be mixed! Tragedy awaits!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:31:25 2017 No.16460451 >>16460414 I would I mean, It's still my waifu, it doesn't matter where she's been and who turned her. if I want her that all that matters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:34:11 2017 No.16460456 >>16459234 Are you gazerfag looking for those pics or some anon asking for gazerfag to post it? Check wiki, I remember seeing half of circled pics there

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:34:24 2017 No.16460457 >>16460445 >Avarice is boring. Greed has its own set of perks. I wouldn't mind a monster that has an urge to have all of me to herself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:35:28 2017 No.16460462 >>16460430 What about two of them fighting over corrupting a women which ends up a lilim as well? How would multiple influences work out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:35:32 2017 No.16460463 >>16460451 >it doesn't matter where she's been >Wanting sloppy seconds

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:36:52 2017 No.16460467 File: 1.18 MB, 1024x1463, 01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460456 2 pics from it were already posted >>16459231 http://cf2colors.deviantart.com/art/A-Longing-Stare-626876324 source of pic related

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:37:15 2017 No.16460468 >>16460456 Just found them all actually

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:37:16 2017 No.16460469 >>16460432 I want a cute haughty Anubi to boss me around constantly!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:37:45 2017 No.16460471 >>16460463 Can we fucking not?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:38:01 2017 No.16460472 File: 281 KB, 600x600, 1f9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460456 http://kurobine2.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/sscgi/mtsg.cgi?mode=view&no=28&id=siosaba

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:40:44 2017 No.16460479 >>16460451 Usually I'd be saying that sloppy seconds are terrible. But realistically if it was the only way to get my waifu. I'd go for it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:40:51 2017 No.16460480 >>16460462 An insane combination of traits

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:41:20 2017 No.16460481 >>16460468 Post the remaining 3 pics

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:41:39 2017 No.16460483 >>16460414 Lust seems like the only answer for me, all the other influences just don't seem right when applied to my Kobold waifu. Gluttony might work, but Lust seems the closest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:42:32 2017 No.16460484 >>16460463 Since when does corruption imply sex though?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:42:33 2017 No.16460485 >>16460472 Except this one, thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:43:06 2017 No.16460487 >>16460414 >This image will never be complete

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:43:39 2017 No.16460490 >>16460484 Not him but sort of through the whole "absolute lust for sex no matter who it's from"

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:43:56 2017 No.16460491
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>>16460469
You fool, you don't understand the consequences of your actions!
Sure, it's natural for any man to want to serve a qt Anubis, but doing ANYTHING they want will only encourage them to take it too far.
They'll start asking you to do everything for them! They'll spend all day lazing around and getting fat! They'll start to ask you to give them piggy backs instead of walking, and you'll feel their growing breast pressed against your back!

Is that what you want? Bossy dom is life, but you need to live responsibly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:45:07 2017 No.16460493 >>16460481 You just so happened to be missing the o es I circled as well? Wat. No fucking way

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:45:28 2017 No.16460495 >>16460490 on top of that we are dealing with a corrupted woman who might not have been a virgin before turning

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:46:09 2017 No.16460498 >>16460188 i like foxes I dont like that one though

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:46:54 2017 No.16460500

>>16460490
Oh. In my headcanon it can just happen by a massive exposure to demon energy. Not necssarily from sex, it could be a spell or a magic experiment gone wrong or something. So I just go with that.

>>16460495
If she's not a virgin she's not my waifu, so it wouldn't work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:47:32 2017 No.16460504 >>16460491 >pudgy NEET Anubi If you think this is discouraging me. You're wrong. Sure I guess I'd probably encourage my wife to maybe get up and do some of that excercise she loves and those legos aren't going to build themselves!

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:47:56 2017 No.16460505

>>16460328
She prefers her .243 bolt action to hunt but if we're at the range she loves to act like a cowboy with our .38 magnum we have for home defense.

>>16460409
>hunting for sport
It's people like you who give hunters a bad name. Every kill is sacred, never forget that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:48:00 2017 No.16460506 >>16460500 This anon has his head on straight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:48:35 2017 No.16460507 >>16460500 Well that's good anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:49:03 2017 No.16460508 >>16460506 >>16460507 Hey thanks anons!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:49:30 2017 No.16460511 >>16460505 Cute! But what is she?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:49:41 2017 No.16460512 >>16460505 > Every kill is sacred, never forget that. If you kill things without absolutely needing to you're a piece of shit no matter how "sacred" you hold it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:51:13 2017 No.16460516 >>16460512 I think you misinterpreted his post

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:51:16 2017 No.16460517 >>16460487 Do you think the other 3 Go around in robes, hiding their faces and bodies till art is draw of them.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:54:26 2017 No.16460521
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>>16460493
No, I also can't find bunny costume gazer and red sweater gazer under ice cream, so I wouldn't mind you posting them as well
I actually just post everything I find on wiki, I'm too lazy to create separate folders for every girl by myself and leaving a source link in pic info or something
I fucking wish wiki wasn't hosted on no-lewd site and populated by normie autists though

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:56:01 2017 No.16460526 >>16460517 I think it would be more like maris crane. people mention all the shit they do. but their never seen

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:56:48 2017 No.16460528

>>16460511
She's a Coyote girl. Born in the Oklahoma panhandle.

>>16460512
Yeah I use almost every part of the animal, everything else I donate to my local Native American tribe. Also this >>16460516
If you think I hunt for sport then you're the piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 02:59:13 2017 No.16460534 >>16460528 Can you tell her to make the others quit yappin so much at night? Thank you, Your neighbor to the south

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:01:09 2017 No.16460542 >>16459299 >Shoggoth >Anubis >Dragon >Kikimora >all Slimes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:02:22 2017 No.16460545 File: 173 KB, 895x893, 3NPmXTF.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16459299 Hellhound All else is irrelevant.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:06:00 2017 No.16460553

>>16460521
Well I happened upon OG Gazerfag's twitter and this motherfucker commissions shit tons of art and had some up I didn't even KNOW I was missing.
I made a comment over at /a/ thanking him for being responsible for 40% of Gazer Oc. Fuck it's more like 70%.
Lel I'm glad she's a species or I might feel like a cuck comparded to his obsession with this waifu we share (but also don't).

I'm going to make a Gazer dump thread on eightchan's /monster/ of my now complete collection so watch out for it. I'll post here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:06:16 2017 No.16460555 >>16459299 Cait Sith Cu Sith Matango Humpty Egg Parasite Slime

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:07:18 2017 No.16460561 Matangos are olev

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:07:49 2017 No.16460562 >>16459299 >Anubis >Otohime >Atlach Nacha >Pharaoh >Dark Mage I'll admit it, I'm a slut for long black hair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:07:49 2017 No.16460563 >>16460555 >>>/hell/ Go yiff there

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:08:45 2017 No.16460565 File: 1.79 MB, 1200x1418, 1485062828687.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460545 mah nigga

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:09:38 2017 No.16460566 >>16460526 Who the fuck is maris crane?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:10:24 2017 No.16460569 >>16460545 That's a nice choice there anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:10:46 2017 No.16460571 >>16460565 >Musashi-Hellhound Back from her watery grave!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:11:15 2017 No.16460573 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:11:27 2017 No.16460574 >>16460555 Absolutely refined taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:12:29 2017 No.16460577 >>16460565 Why is the silly hellwan dressed like Musashi? I didn't even know ships and monsters could mix.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:14:00 2017 No.16460586 >>16460577 Hellhounds can do anything. Except not scare children.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:14:52 2017 No.16460588 >>16460573 You will never be breastfed by a holstaurus. Or an apsara. You will also die alone, likely in regret.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:15:28 2017 No.16460591 >>16460586 Anon hellwan scare children. Look how big they are. And that scary fire? Those big claws? Hellhounds are scary.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:15:41 2017 No.16460592 File: 510 KB, 1280x1810, 1484775666456.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460571 With one of the better outfits a well. >>16460577 She just likes cosplay. And fluff scratches

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:15:44 2017 No.16460593 >>16460553 BTW what's up with that gazer-chan bot in twitter? Who runs it? Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:17:50 2017 No.16460601 >>16460592 I didn't think a Hellhound would be too keen on sailing the waters. But whatever makes her happy!

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:19:02 2017 No.16460604

>>16460562
You also have a soft Dom fetish don't you?
>Anubis orders you around
>Otohime toys with your body to see your reactions
>Atlach-Nacha does lolidom with cursing
>Pharaoh owns your body and can make you horny with a word
>Dark Mage turns you into her familiar

I'm not judging, you have great taste

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:19:16 2017 No.16460605 >>16460601 She'd probably come out smelling like wet dog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:20:17 2017 No.16460609 File: 239 KB, 758x800, 1484261751118.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460601 >Hellhound that wants to conquer everything >Has to first conquer her fear of water >Ends up becoming a pirate queen

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:20:17 2017 No.16460610 >>16460534 Sorry no can do anon. Sadly she was an omega in her pack, her mother was the old pack leader, and because of her old pack treating her like shit, she decided to leave and make her own pack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:20:43 2017 No.16460612 >>16460604 I need this. I'm a slut for femdom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:22:43 2017 No.16460618 >>16460605 Ha >>16460609 >she makes a legacy similar to Blackbeard's >Instead of lighting herself on fire, she pours water onto herself and evaporates rapidly, creating an imposing steam cloud I'd watch it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:23:48 2017 No.16460620 >>16460604 Thanks, and you're right about everything except the "soft" part.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:27:09 2017 No.16460631 >>16460610 And you're helping her make that pack, right? Good luck, their litters can be pretty big, expect triplets

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:27:21 2017 No.16460632 The first time I ever masturbated, it was so insanely intense that I had to stop rather than going all the way like I do now. I really want to read Monstergirl fiction that describes fucking them as being unbearably good like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:30:03 2017 No.16460634 File: 876 KB, 900x1050, 1452487162846.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460632 >The first time I ever masturbated, it was so insanely intense that I had to stop rather than going all the way like I do now Okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:30:09 2017 No.16460635 >>16460612 Aren't we all? >>16460620 >Spoiler Careful there, this is how you end up chained in a basement and forced to cum inside them repeatedly They might also include some face sitting and force you to suck on their tits

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:31:43 2017 No.16460638 >>16460593 I don't even use twitter execpt for occasional forrays to go get something I want. What exactly do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:32:21 2017 No.16460639 >>16460631 >And you're helping her make that pack, right? What kind of man would I be if I didn't? >Good luck, their litters can be pretty big, expect triplets Every time?!?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:35:36 2017 No.16460642 >>16459299 Sneks in general Unagi joro Anubis Ryu Hellhound

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:36:51 2017 No.16460643

>>16460639
You best get ready to have a pretty big family really quick. There's a reason their non MG counterparts are a nuisance down here in TX. But if you're living in the OK Panhandle, you should have enough space and enough wildlife to raise a sizable pack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:41:04 2017 No.16460649 >>16460642 >Sneks in general Yes, but who is best snake? >Unagi Joro I 100% approve of this There is nothing better than "accidentally" fondling an Unagi-Joro and be forced to take responsibility

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:41:30 2017 No.16460652

Ok anons, the last movie/tv show you watched now has a mostly MG cast. Is it better than the original?

>Teenage Ninja Umi-Oshos
>Four orphaned Umi-Oshos are taken in by a disgraced Kunoichi in the sewers of MGC and raised to be the ultimate crime fighting force!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:43:38 2017 No.16460655 >>16460652 >Kamen Rider Ex-Aid Not much changes, but there's monstergirls now. Hell, one of the characters is an actual A.I girl who can leave the computers, so she'd probably just become a succuvirus of some sort.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:44:30 2017 No.16460657 >>16460652 >Koyaanisqatsi Completely ruined.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:44:43 2017 No.16460658

>>16460643
Not him but it's just a glut of coyotes this year, mostly because it's a boom year for prey. Cotton rats are everywhere. Rabbits are breeding like rabbits. There's more quail than I've seen in decades. Anything that eats small game from owls to hawks are also prodigious this year.

I already had to shoot two coyotes this year that kept coming around the house and wouldn't fuck off even with a couple of warning shots whizzing over their heads. The packs are getting so big, they're even starting to attack cattle like wolves do, and they usually almost never do that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:45:56 2017 No.16460662 >>16460655 >one of the characters is an actual A.I girl who can leave the computer Also unironically the worst character.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:46:19 2017 No.16460664 File: 505 KB, 1200x1600, 1468345108072.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460649 >Yes, but who is best snake My waifu. Miia_ I agree with you about the fondling. I'd love to see a smug Unagi joro after she "tricks" you into touching her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:49:13 2017 No.16460669 >>16460662 Hence why she'd be improved by being a Succuvirus. Then she'd be lewd instead of annoying. Also, correction. Second worst character. The worst character spot goes to that annoying girl who hates the main character for no real reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:49:50 2017 No.16460670 >>16460652 >Cast Away Uh-huh. So what the hell would Wilson be then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:50:24 2017 No.16460673 >>16460669 I really hope they cover why she wants Emu to get the shit beat out of him. She's probably some Bugster hybrid like he is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:53:12 2017 No.16460680 >>16459299 Hellhounds Anubutts Zap Weasels Yetis Manticores Mofu is love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:54:12 2017 No.16460684 >>16460638 https://twitter.com/Gazer_chan Some jap bot posting stuff

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 03:59:47 2017 No.16460695 Monster girls are stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 04:01:10 2017 No.16460701 >>16460695 you can have your own opinion we respect that here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 04:02:14 2017 No.16460704 >>16460695 So are humans, checkbait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 04:02:32 2017 No.16460705 >>16460673 Nope. She tried to use a driver and it rejected her. Then she smacked the Gashat and got the Bugster Virus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 04:02:37 2017 No.16460707 >>16460695 They would have to be to like you. Which they do, by the way. Unconditionally.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 04:10:15 2017 No.16460732 >>16460695 Monster girls are fine. It's the people that like them that are usually dumb cancer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 04:20:20 2017 No.16460753 Monster girl with low intelligence are the best Wurm, Dorome and slimes in general. Any others?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 04:26:54 2017 No.16460763 >>16460753 Your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 04:29:59 2017 No.16460772 File: 145 KB, 600x900, 1476805486768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460635 >face sitting and forced tit sucking is now "hard" femdom The fragility of today's youth is disconcerting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 04:31:29 2017 No.16460777 >>16460707 No monster girl is dumb enough to like me and that's a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 04:32:16 2017 No.16460779 File: 290 KB, 800x600, 1430076182390.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460777 Lucky Seven! You big spender, sir!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 04:33:21 2017 No.16460782 >>16460779 Why is that Elf spilling wine between her legs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 04:34:10 2017 No.16460786 >>16460777 >>16460779 Just buy love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 04:36:42 2017 No.16460795 >>16460782 I don't know, but you should drink it up. Can't let good wine go to waste, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 04:38:11 2017 No.16460800 >>16460795 I don't know, just seems weird to drink wine there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 04:39:54 2017 No.16460804 >>16460800 Not at all good sir, nobody here shall bat an eye if you were to slurp from that elf's leg cup.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 04:42:13 2017 No.16460805 >>16460804 Well, maybe I would try it just once. But after that the only thing I'm drinking wine from is a proper cup.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 04:44:42 2017 No.16460811

>>16460763
Of course,I would never waifu an intelligent girl

>>16460772
I'm not sure you understand the gravity of the situation
You'd have multiples girls taking turn between making you cum over and over again and sitting on your face or shoving their nipples in your mouth
I'd break within half an hour and so would you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 04:54:40 2017 No.16460822 What are some weird quirks that your waifu have?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 04:55:43 2017 No.16460826 >>16460822 Stop asking me that!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 04:56:05 2017 No.16460828 >>16460779 I really do love this VN. Now if only I could get something other than one of the "Bad Ends" where you fail to mind break the elves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 04:56:19 2017 No.16460830 >>16460826 Not until you answer me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:00:24 2017 No.16460835 >>16460822 She never sits down to eat a proper meal, she prefers to be constantly munching on snacks Whenever I ask her why she just calls me names and orders me to buy her more dark chocolate pocky

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:04:19 2017 No.16460849 >>16460830 She drools on the pillow, I've told you this. I've also said SHE doesn't know she does.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:06:30 2017 No.16460855
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>>16460811
What counts as intelligent to you though?
Is a common sense type better than a computer like Ran with no creativity or initiative?

Are you intimidated that they might be experiencing more of the world than you? That you can't keep up with their schemes and jokes?
It's OK, Anon. Find someone equal or better and you're sure to be happy. I'd much rather be the less intelligent partner than know I was mentally isolated.

Don't settle for a drooling retard. Find the structural engineer Dorome, the chemist Slime, the philosopher Wurm.

Or just get a Tanuki like a good man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:06:42 2017 No.16460857 >>16460822 She puts me on a leash anytime we go out in public together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:07:29 2017 No.16460861 >>16460849 Please stop bullying your Dragon waifu It's normal to be defeated by the kotatsu it's impossible to resist it No need to constantly remind everyone how shameful it is for the so called "Ruler of the earth" to drool on a pillow

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:12:12 2017 No.16460877 >>16460855 canonically outsmarted by an oni in a drinking contest gg dummyzou

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:16:08 2017 No.16460888

>>16460855
Intelligence is a very hard thing to judge, especially when you separate it from knowledge

By low intelligence I mean they'd have an hard time solving problems, have limited capacity of memory and overall display a lack of thought in their decision making and speech
I also like to think they are extremely gullible and will believe just about anything you say as long as they don't have solid proof stating otherwise

I dunno why you'd want a smart monster girl, I guess they are better if you want to be dom'd

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:21:49 2017 No.16460905

>>16460888
It's not about being controlled, it's about respecting each other and sharing the world.

A smart monster would understand more than dick, would be able to travel and cast magic and all that good stuff. They'd see the humor and connections in everything, you'd have plenty to laugh at with them.
They'd know the words to make you feel good, or encourage them in turn. They wouldn't fall for dumb shit that could hurt you both.
If they acquiesced to something you wanted, it wouldn't be because "hur dur why not sure", it would be because they consciously want to make you happy.

Pity the stupid, but don't sympathize with them. The world is so much more interesting than that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:21:59 2017 No.16460906 >>16460861 I'm not bullying her, I'm hiding her shame from her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:22:19 2017 No.16460909 File: 125 KB, 600x450, cf1290af88e3b43a5dee9ad0c8cbb9cd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460861 >No need to constantly remind everyone how shameful it is for the so called "Ruler of the earth" to drool on a pillow

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:25:41 2017 No.16460919 >>16460918 I want to slap those fat Oni tits.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:27:51 2017 No.16460929

>>16460905
You seem passionate about the topic
Go have fun and explore the world with your intelligent waifu

I'll be enjoying a simple, uneventful life with a Dorome

>>16460906
Eventually she will find out if you not only take pictures of it >>16460909
But also talk about it frequently

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:28:07 2017 No.16460931 >>16460919 Slappin' Oni funbags around 'till they cry and squirm like spring maidens!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:29:32 2017 No.16460938 >>16460919 >>16460931 Ya'll niggas do realise that's a SpiceJin oni. The only spherical objects that are going to be slapped around are your balls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:30:09 2017 No.16460940 >>16460938 I am more then okay with that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:30:49 2017 No.16460943 >>16460931 Onis ain't shit but drunks and cunts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:31:10 2017 No.16460946 >>16460929 She'll never know, for I replace the pillows her saliva corrodes while she yet slumbers and she doesn't into computers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:36:03 2017 No.16460968 >>16460940 Good taste, but I always found the whole "completely crush your testicles and put them back together with magic" a bit too much. It's torture, not an execution.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:37:12 2017 No.16460974 File: 138 KB, 500x700, af78f1edb972f0d71a4b907c486dae62.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://a.pomf.cat/ufbhrr.png

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:37:54 2017 No.16460979 >>16460974 Fish is friend, not food!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:38:04 2017 No.16460980 >>16460974 I want to know the misunderstanding behind this picture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:39:40 2017 No.16460988 File: 518 KB, 980x1400, 1424948987291-2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16460974 Mola Wooh!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:42:44 2017 No.16460998 >>16460938 whats a spicejin oni

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:47:34 2017 No.16461004 >>16460988 O MOY GAWD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BRO JAY WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:50:18 2017 No.16461009 >>16460988 That a flounder?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:50:26 2017 No.16461010 >>16461004 It's a sunfish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:51:49 2017 No.16461013 >>16461004 IT'S A BABY FUCKING WHALE MAN.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:52:25 2017 No.16461014 >>16460828 I got the ending where the elves are broken but the bitch poisoned the MC

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:53:45 2017 No.16461024 File: 409 KB, 600x578, BtjL2T_CQAA5XC6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16459299 Vampires Wights Ice Queens Cursed Swords Unagi Joros

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:54:01 2017 No.16461027 >>16460822 My waifu's scales can light up a bit when she's feeling angry, really horny or scared, so if you are lost in the dark with her jsut give her a spook and she'll light up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:54:35 2017 No.16461028 >>16461004 We gotta get that thing outta the water man, that thing's fucking dyinn Jay!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:55:16 2017 No.16461033 >>16461013 JAY, THAT IS A FUCKIN'- THAT'S A TUNA, BRO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:56:49 2017 No.16461037 >>16461028 Are you shittin' me that's the hook you come...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 05:59:10 2017 No.16461046 >>16461024 are you a royal

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 06:00:16 2017 No.16461049 >>16461033 WE GOTTA CALL THE AQUARIUM

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 06:00:26 2017 No.16461051 >>16460998 It's like Oldspice, if Terry Crews pulped your testicles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 06:11:06 2017 No.16461095 File: 172 KB, 600x750, 39649096_p4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16459299 Chuffs big and small Werecat Wolf girls Vampires Mouse girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 06:13:23 2017 No.16461103 >>16461095 monsterboys not allowed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 06:15:33 2017 No.16461108 >>16461103 Wow rude. She is going to grow up big and beautiful, fit to be a perfect wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 06:19:18 2017 No.16461121 File: 689 KB, 1000x1600, 50778533_p6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16461103 Anon, what are you smoking?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 06:21:01 2017 No.16461123 >>16461108 I wonder how a MG would react to being mistaken for a boy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 06:22:43 2017 No.16461129 >>16461123 Madder than calling a black person a nigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 06:25:24 2017 No.16461137 >>16461123 >Am I a pretty boy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 06:26:26 2017 No.16461143 >>16461123 She would prove to that person that she is a indeed a lady.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 06:30:54 2017 No.16461154 File: 514 KB, 1097x1606, 020[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16461143 I like where this is going

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 06:39:36 2017 No.16461174 >>16461154 Well she would use the way of monsters to show you, but having her wear some more feminine stuff would be nice. Too bad I only have the tiny tiger collection on my PC.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 06:43:49 2017 No.16461183 File: 370 KB, 700x975, 50778533_p3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16461174 Is an apron feminine enough?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 06:46:07 2017 No.16461186 >>16461183 I've never seen this TT before. What a cutie, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 06:52:56 2017 No.16461208 >>16461183 Well, I hope she's a good cook. SHe'll need to eat well if she wants to grow up big and busty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 07:04:51 2017 No.16461240 Tomboy monster girls are for impregnating and watching their embarrassed faces as they realize they have become mothers

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 07:06:49 2017 No.16461245 >>16461240 I am proud of my tomboy waifu. Tomboys are for having a close friendship that slowly develop into romance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 07:10:20 2017 No.16461252 >>16461245 But what do you do when you accidentally touch hands or her feminine parts? Don't you start blushing while she wonders what's wrong?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 07:31:02 2017 No.16461300 >>16460946 Good. Keep this secret with you forever I wonder how much would a Dragon Zombie drool under a kotatsu, they already drool to begin with I can only imagine the flood a kotatsu would cause

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 07:38:10 2017 No.16461323 >>16461300 Do kotatsus induce drooling or something I am unaware of?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 07:41:47 2017 No.16461332 >>16461323 Probably drooling on the pillow like in >>16460909

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 07:44:19 2017 No.16461343 >>16461323 Kotatsus are too comfy and reptiles are especially weak to it Put a snake under a kotatsu and you'll have plenty of shameful pictures to blackmail her with

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 07:46:46 2017 No.16461355 I hope the Ochimusha profile comes out soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 07:55:49 2017 No.16461383 >>16461154 Whatever happened to Shiden Akira? Love everything he's ever put out, but I feel like there hasn't been anything in years. Is he kill?

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 07:59:44 2017 No.16461394
File: 59 KB, 509x580, 1421863166973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

What is worse: being dommed by a scrawny blackmailer Alp or being dommed by a big buff Alp who can physically overpower you?
Which would you personally find more humiliating and demeaning and disgusting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:01:07 2017 No.16461396 >>16461355 We got plenty of info on her already I want a gloomy Ochimusha who views me so highly that she commits seppuku at the slightest thing she deems shameful

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:01:40 2017 No.16461399 >>16461252 She blushes as well, but both of us pretend that nothing happened until it gets to obvious. and I confess

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:02:05 2017 No.16461400 Post slimes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:02:35 2017 No.16461402 >>16461394 >alp Either way you just got humiliated gay man. How the fuck did steve blackmail you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:02:42 2017 No.16461403 >>16461394 As long as it's really you Alp, I don't mind either way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:03:04 2017 No.16461404 >>16461394 Are we talking manly buff, or sexy buff?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:03:20 2017 No.16461405 File: 254 KB, 800x710, IMG_0884.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16461400 Here. Have a maid slime.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:04:22 2017 No.16461409 File: 269 KB, 539x800, 1435498931376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16461400 Remember to post Slimes wearing clothes so you don't get banned. >>16461403 It ain't me, fool! >>16461404 Sexy buff, otherwise it'd be too gay to write.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:04:24 2017 No.16461410 Reminder that Hellhounds rape you until they have a whole pack of daughterus and you all live happily ever after. Do you want that? Of course you don't. Stay away from Hellhounds. They're dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:05:09 2017 No.16461413 File: 663 KB, 735x1000, 1485263109025.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16461400 Kay. >>16461409 >Sexy buff Tough choice, but I think at that point the blackmail would be more humiliating.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:05:25 2017 No.16461414 >>16461396 Must take hours to clean up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:05:27 2017 No.16461415 >>16461409 Slimes in clothes are best

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:05:27 2017 No.16461416 >>16461343 Dragons are insanely easy to capture. Put a gold coin under a kotatsu, tell her and have a really smug face. She'll definitrly bite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:05:42 2017 No.16461417 >>16461410 Hellhounds also know when you're at your limit so they slow down or stop when that point is reached too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:06:56 2017 No.16461422 >>16461413 >Tough choice Well there's always the compromise of getting blackmailed by a buff one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:08:12 2017 No.16461429 >>16461422 Nah, blackmailed by a regular alp is still more humiliating. Go with that unless you really wanted to write muscle alps. I won't judge you if you do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:10:04 2017 No.16461439 >>16460553 So where is the dump thread?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:12:20 2017 No.16461442 >>16461429 I mean I do want to but I'm testing the waters to see if anyone would read it. Also if the Alp should be taller or shorter. And if we're talking buff, maybe bulk down and just go for general firmness of body? These are relevant things here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:15:47 2017 No.16461451 File: 153 KB, 611x700, 1409196335879.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wonder if talk about yakuza girls will get more common with the new game coming out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:15:52 2017 No.16461454 File: 217 KB, 480x655, 60435821_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16461394 Giving into temptation and fucking an alp out of your own free will.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:17:18 2017 No.16461462 >>16461442 I'd say go with what you want to write. But I'd also like a shorter but firm of body alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:18:30 2017 No.16461467 >>16461454 That's disgusting and terrible and you should NOT talk about that type of thing. >>16461462 >shorter but firm of body alp Well I guess that'd work too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:20:35 2017 No.16461470 >>16461400 I want to get SLIMMED to the point where no girl would marry or even date me by a mindless Slime who doesn't know the consequences of her actions

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:22:51 2017 No.16461479 File: 244 KB, 1705x714, it SLIMED me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16461470 Slut. You want to go on a diet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:40:21 2017 No.16461521 >>16461470 Why would you want that? Could it be that you are a slut?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:41:13 2017 No.16461524 Reminder slime jelly is edible. The taste depends on the slime.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:42:10 2017 No.16461527 File: 851 KB, 1200x1200, 1430246402938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16461524 Eat the Slime before the Slime eats you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:45:18 2017 No.16461541 >>16461414 That's why she always wears bandages >>16461479 >>16461521 There is nothing wrong with being a slut for slimes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 08:55:52 2017 No.16461569 File: 1.13 MB, 2927x4096, 1485261294962.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This elf really can't on a diet!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 09:04:40 2017 No.16461595 >>16461569 Most monster girls can't on a diet once you introduce them to human foods This is why you should move in the wild with your waifu instead of bringing her to your house

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 09:05:42 2017 No.16461599 >>16461569 I don't think she needs to go on a diet. She is fat on all the right places. If that belly grows she will have to run a lot though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 09:06:06 2017 No.16461600 >>16461595 t. Varg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 09:06:13 2017 No.16461601 File: 157 KB, 822x826, Ramenwarwok (1.0) [S].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When you have claws, setting up tea parties can be really difficult.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 09:08:26 2017 No.16461605

>>16459416
>>16459434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4urOji0m7I8

>Get invited to the estate of the Mofu Yakuza's daimyo
>Daimyo, now that's a word you haven't heard the ZIpangans use since the history books
>It's cute a fox thinks herself as a great lord of a clan to the shogun, though if she's really as old as they say she is...
>"Whatever you do, do NOT make her angry. We still haven't found the last guy who did it.", your Kitsune lover said
>Get led onto a lacquered wood veranda, the kitsune boss' back to you
>Nine tails are all spread out behind her in a half-circle, bringing to mind the flourishing feathers of a peacock... But this is different
>It's like looking at the surface of a great, bottomless ocean
"My, my. Please, do join me."
>Her voice is accented in Common, but you manage to haphazardly kneel next to her, eliciting a smile from her
"Your form is quite refined for a foreigner. Did my daughter teach you how to do that?"
>Look at her, she's just smiling at you with her eyes closed in a fox's smirk, it's almost unsettling
"Don't worry, I'm not here to judge. Though I am disappointed she didn't tell you about her mommy. Here I thought I'd raised her better, after all, there's no greater treasure than family. Especially in this business."
>A servant Kitsune-tsuki comes in with whisked green tea, offering the small cups to you both
>It's relaxing, drinking the tea with her, completely different than what you thought
"So, when can I expect grandchildren?"
>Do a spit-take, looking back at her
>One of her eyes is half-open, letting you see an ominous golden glow from within and a pupil like a vertical slit
"I'm not getting any younger, boy. You'd be surprised how none of my daughters want to continue the family business."
"Unless... You want to continue it with me."
>You can see the top of her kimono slipping a little, accentuating her bust
>She laughs when you stumble away from her, a flighty "ufufufu~" kind of deal
"Just kidding. You're eight hundred years too young to bed me. Besides, I'm already taken."
>The Grand Mofu opens her eyes fully now, holding you in her golden gaze
"I do expect no less than three grand-kits from you, though. Judging by the size of you, you've probably quite the club down there."
>Bow, thanking her for her time before leaving, you can hear her call back to you as you're at the sliding fusuma door
"Oh, and try to lighten up! What kind of a boss would I be if I didn't have the hearts of my people!"
"And tell my daughter using her ass only is unwomanly! She needs to become a mother!"
...
>Explain to your Kitsune lover what happened
>She flushes from head to toe, her eye patch about getting ready to burst off
"As if that old hag has any reason to make such demands!"
"Besides, I'm not having your kids if that means I can't be out in the field."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 09:18:27 2017 No.16461639 >>16461240 I bet Hellhounds would make for the best Tomboys. I Want a tomboy hotdog with a nice stomach, who gets flustered when I whisper into her ear how much I love her!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 09:31:40 2017 No.16461676 >>16461639 If you keep abusing her like that one day she will snap and bit you and then be overly appologetic She'd do anything it takes for you to forgive her, even wearing a dress!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 09:33:29 2017 No.16461686 >>16461676 Will it be a love bite on the ear or neck? I think I can love with that. I might even tell her to keep doing it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 09:35:35 2017 No.16461690 >>16461686 She would be way too embarrassed to keep doing it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 09:40:48 2017 No.16461705 >>16461686 I was thinking more about a quick painless bite that wouldn't leave much of a scar but would make you bleed She'd do it on instinct because you keep bothering her with your flirting

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 09:43:42 2017 No.16461712 >>16461690 I'll just have to keep whispering into her ear then! I love watching her ears flick when they feel me talking right into them. >>16461705 Maybe I can get her to wear a pretty summer dress if she really needs to make it up to me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 09:44:24 2017 No.16461716 File: 54 KB, 668x670, Alpdom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shameful pleasures in the red chamber.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 09:46:28 2017 No.16461722 >>16461712 One of the cute white summer dress that girly girls wear when they go on dates? You're pushing it but she'd wear it if you promise not to take any pictures

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 09:47:00 2017 No.16461723 >>16461569 That retard could have fucked both of them. >You'll never fuck a pair of plump Elves

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 09:47:02 2017 No.16461724 >>16459299 >Pharaoh >Apophis >Otohime >Dhampir >Ice Queen God damn I want to impregnate the Queen and make tons of heiress'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 09:50:18 2017 No.16461739 >>16459299 Jinko Oni Elves of varying flavors Arachnes anything with muscle

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 09:56:47 2017 No.16461753

Is it wrong that I want a loli monster girl to rape me and belittle me until I become nothing but her personal cumpump?
She'd call me worthless trash on a daily basis and hit me while making me beg for basic needs like food and warmth?

I want it so bad ever since KC released Redcap and now Atlach-Nacha

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 09:59:28 2017 No.16461764 File: 202 KB, 660x796, __pharaoh_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_nav__3003f7d5fc79a1a640ccc44e72d416b0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16461753 What about loli Pharaohs? You cannot resist her words anyways.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:05:30 2017 No.16461785 >>16461722 Yeah. The ones you can sorta see through when the sun shines through it just right! I'm not sure I can promise no pictures when she looks so pretty in it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:06:58 2017 No.16461792 >>16459299 1. Kobold Waifu+KoboldDaughteru 2. Kikimora 3. Hellhound 4. Holstaur 5. Shirohebi

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:08:36 2017 No.16461793 What does your daughteru (or waifu if she's that age, I don't discriminate) want to be when she grows up?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:14:50 2017 No.16461816 >>16461793 She wants to be an ecologist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:16:47 2017 No.16461822 >>16461793 An actress, or maybe a model.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:23:40 2017 No.16461840 >>16461753 It's natural and healthy to want that. Especially when they're haughty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:24:43 2017 No.16461847 >>16461793 She'd probably follow her mother.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:25:28 2017 No.16461850 File: 2.13 MB, 2033x5175, bcb9ca714def1d995fb5a789f710988d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does your vampfu prefer your blood or your love juice?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:27:12 2017 No.16461854 >>16461850 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:28:11 2017 No.16461857 File: 624 KB, 1571x2048, C2574UvUkAAYfpR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:28:22 2017 No.16461860 >>16461793 B.H.B.R.D. field agent. That's Bureau of Human Boy Research and Defense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:28:32 2017 No.16461861 >>16461850 Id like to think my mistress uses me as a mere blood bag butler.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:31:14 2017 No.16461864 >>16461793 Huntress

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:31:59 2017 No.16461865 >>16459299 Satyros Wight Shirohebi Oomukade Apophis

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:33:33 2017 No.16461873 >>16461816 Elf? Maybe a plant girl of some sort? >>16461822 Phantom. >>16461847 What does her mother do? Is she a Dragon? >>16461860 Oni maybe? Or Hellhound? >>16461864 Kunoichi or Mantis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:33:49 2017 No.16461876 >>16461793 Noble lady and heiress to the estate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:34:06 2017 No.16461877 >>16461873 >kunoichi or mantis jinko, friendo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:34:18 2017 No.16461878 >>16461873 >Oni maybe? Or Hellhound? Salamander!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:34:48 2017 No.16461881 >>16461873 >Elf Boy you missed far and wide. She's a cutie dragon that hoards rare plants.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:35:23 2017 No.16461883 >>16461873 >What does her mother do? Is she a Dragon A maid actually. It's sort of hard wired into her brain. But if she wants to do something else. I'd happily support her. But that's unlikely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:35:42 2017 No.16461885 >>16461873 >Phantom. Kobold, actually.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:36:26 2017 No.16461887 >>16461793 Archeologist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:38:15 2017 No.16461895 >>16461764 Pharaoh is among the best for this but I'm afraid that she is too kind >>16461840 Thanks Anon, it means a lot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:38:44 2017 No.16461896 >>16461857 That Basilisk has shortstack-y proportions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:39:44 2017 No.16461900 >>16461895 >too kind Oh? You want it further? There's always the Atlach Nacha. But that's probably just my suggestion as a chaos fag. There's probably more possibilities that haven't been tried yet.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:41:52 2017 No.16461908

>>16461876
Wight or Vampire.

>>16461877
Would you try to help teach her or would you leave it to your waifu?

>>16461878
She fights for a righteous cause, though you should be careful if she starts wearing bonnets.

>>16461881
How unique! How does she keep them all healthy?

>>16461883
Aah, I see. A Kiki or a Shog then.

>>16461885
Why an actress or a model KDF?

>>16461887
Anubis?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:42:31 2017 No.16461910 >>16461908 >Anubis? Crow Tengu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:43:30 2017 No.16461912 >>16461908 >try to teach daughteru how to hunt the wifey knows best on this, I still use rifles to hunt. They have abilities far beyond mine and to teach her the way that I know how to hunt is a waste of time and ability.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:43:58 2017 No.16461916 >>16461908 >Wight or Vampire. Adoptive zombie dragon.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:44:01 2017 No.16461918

>>16461908
>Why an actress or a model KDF?
Well, an actress because she loves playing dressup and playing out scenes from her favorite movies and TV shows. She's also beautifully convincing during our family time 'scenes'! A model because she shares her mother's love of dressing up and of fashionable latex clothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:44:17 2017 No.16461919 >>16461908 >Aah, I see. A Kiki or a Shog then. A Shoggy shoggoth!

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:44:35 2017 No.16461920

>>16461793
>Atlach-Nacha
She's probably going to leave the nest early and start building her web all alone in the dark somewhere just like her mother did

It sounds sad but it's only natural
I'll visit her often and bring gifts each time

>>16461900
>But that's probably just my suggestion as a chaos fag
My brother

You can just take any dom non-loli species and make them lolis but they'd lack authenticity

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:45:36 2017 No.16461922 >>16461918 Your daughter is pretty one dimensional man. Why not give her a hobby or interest that isn't linked in some way to wearing a latex bitchsuit and taking daddy's cock?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:46:24 2017 No.16461927 >>16461793 She doesn't care. So does her mother.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:47:25 2017 No.16461930 >>16461920 >his waifu is a Atlach Nacha Absolutely refined taste. Hope you live a happy life with your waifu.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:50:08 2017 No.16461937

>>16461922
She has plenty of hobbies anon, you must have missed them! She likes classical music and humming along to it and has a nice collection of classical CDs and records, she absolutely loves movies, she enjoys watching her mother do science experiments at home and my when I play video games, and she's in the tennis club at school!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:51:10 2017 No.16461941 >>16461908 >you should be careful if she starts wearing bonnets Oh no, only trenchcoats and operator gear for her. Maybe some pointless goggles she never actually puts on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:51:55 2017 No.16461943 >>16461937 I swear these are aspects that you basically never bring up except when defending yourself from claims that your life is just 100% fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:53:38 2017 No.16461949 >>16459299 Vampire Amazon Dark Mage Apophis Kraken

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:53:51 2017 No.16461952 >>16461941 >anon's wife is a gear queer who spends money on stuff she'll never use a true /k/ommando

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:54:41 2017 No.16461956 >>16461949 Powerslut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:55:40 2017 No.16461958 >>16461943 I guess you haven't been paying attention then, though I usually reply to questions asking about stuff like that instead of how I 'usually' post. Never is an understatement!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:55:50 2017 No.16461959 >>16461952 >wife No that's my kid. She's six. Her mom is a roadie because she loves music.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:57:23 2017 No.16461964 >>16461958 Feel free to bring up a post where you post in your usual manner only the content isn't ripped from a worse 50 shades of grey.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:57:43 2017 No.16461965 >>16461959 oh right, whoops

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:57:49 2017 No.16461966 >>16461956 And proud of it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:58:11 2017 No.16461968 >>16461793 Asked my Pharaoh daughter and she replied with Diva. I hope that Gandharva and Siren we hired makes her dreams come true.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 10:59:18 2017 No.16461971 >>16461793 A great and powerful large land owner.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:02:45 2017 No.16461979

>>16461910
How will she do archaeology with her wings?

>>16461912
You'd still be supportive, right?

>>16461916
That's quite a responsibility, you'd have to make sure she's ready.

>>16461918
Well ok then.

>>16461919
Cute! I'm sure it's adorable watching her try to clean like mommy.

>>16461920
I'd hope you do, her species lead quite a lonely existence.

>>16461927
What does her mother do?

>>16461941
Does she use guns instead of swords?

>>16461968
Would she write her own music?

>>16461971
Wight or Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:04:01 2017 No.16461981 >>16461979 >How will she do archaeology with her wings? Very carefully.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:04:29 2017 No.16461984 >>16461979 Sitting on her throne most of the time. She can't go outside or everything will get frozen.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:04:57 2017 No.16461986

>>16461979
>That's quite a responsibility, you'd have to make sure she's ready.
She's remarkably well driven. Being an orphan, she was well looked after by some of the most worse off of our lands. A majority of her drive comes from a desire to improve their lives.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:05:48 2017 No.16461988 >>16461979 >still be supportive of coursh, I'd go along with them, but I'd get in the way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:07:05 2017 No.16461991 >>16461979 >Wight or Dragon? Holstaur. She dreams of grandeur and as her father I'll do everything in my power to make her dreams come true.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:09:57 2017 No.16462001 >>16461979 >Does she use guns instead of swords? Like Uncle Dante, both!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:10:55 2017 No.16462006 >>16461964 I don't want to spam links or anything, but there are plenty of non-lewd posts here. >>/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=I+want+to+kobold

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:15:16 2017 No.16462018 I want to challenge a salamander to the greatest sport of al time THUMB WAR!

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:15:28 2017 No.16462019

>>16462006
You have one about ear rubs and one about icecream. Literally everything else is fetish shit. And the two that aren't do nothing to expand on her character. She's one dimensional, and you can't bring up a wide array of interests after the accusation is levied at you and still have it count. Show, don't tell.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:15:57 2017 No.16462022

>>16461981
Good for her!

>>16461986
That's adorable, especially for an undead girl. I'm sure she'll make a fine heiress.

>>16461988
I'm sure they'd adapt appropriately, it may take a little longer but the family experience is what counts.

>>16461991
Good on you, she's very lucky to have someone who supports her as you do.

>>16462001
She must be quite skilled then!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:19:53 2017 No.16462031 >>16462022 >She must be quite skilled then! Worst. Shot. Ever.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:21:01 2017 No.16462036

>>16462019
It seems like you barely read the first page, but whatever. It doesn't matter if I do it in my usual posting style or not though, if I did that for very post I make even I'd be sick of me. Answering questions like this is most of how I post now anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:24:35 2017 No.16462044 >>16462031 Oh, well do her sword skills make up for that at least?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:25:55 2017 No.16462047 >>16462022 As the eldest daughter she has the greatest right to inherit our land, and with the rest of her several dozen sisters our familial land will quickly become a village and eventually a regional powerhouse with my daughter on top.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:26:09 2017 No.16462048

>>16462036
I read the entire thing I just ignored everything that wasn't your typical "I want to X my kobold", because I'm not talking about your responses. And the rest had something to do with latex or was straight up bondage play.

Like, you understand the difference between posting about your daughter's love of classical music, and saying "Well she also likes classical" in response to some one calling her one dimensional right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:27:38 2017 No.16462057 >>16462044 Not really, it makes her tip over. She's six you know?

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:28:49 2017 No.16462060

>>16462048
>Like, you understand the difference between posting about your daughter's love of classical music, and saying "Well she also likes classical" in response to some one calling her one dimensional right?
Of course I do, but she's only been called one-dimensional maybe one or two times including this one, yet I've posted in response to waifu/daughteru questions way, way more than that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:29:41 2017 No.16462062 File: 72 KB, 335x324, asdf_by_kainkout-dawg9sp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just got an update for my Miia and Wock commission. It's just this Shading looks like it's going well

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:30:26 2017 No.16462064 >>16461753 >not wanting to dom them instead

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:31:25 2017 No.16462066 >>16462047 That sounds like the beginning of a grand dynasty. >>16462057 Well I know now, I'm sure her skills will improve as she grows up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:31:47 2017 No.16462067 >>16462062 >not red wine Enjoy your heart attack Nah but looks nice m8

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:35:16 2017 No.16462080

>>16462060
Yeah but what I'm saying is, if you have to answer questions, you've already messed up. If you posted about something that wasn't latex bitchsuits for once, I wouldn't be asking. And even if I did you could have responded with "Here are all the posts I've made about watching my daughter play tennis." "Here are all the posts I've made about walking around the shops with my daughteru and finding rare classical CDs to buy for her"

Take tennis for one. Now I don't catch all your posts, and most the ones I do recognize for yours I ignore. but I'm willing to bet I'm not alone in not knowing she played tennis. And yet every one knows about your rape dungeon. See what I mean?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:36:33 2017 No.16462083 >>16462048 >>16462060 Part of why KDF is so annoying is because he posts all the time on "What is your waifu's ______" or "What does your daughteru ______".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:37:45 2017 No.16462090 File: 1.25 MB, 1226x1299, gazer mantiix.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New wife picture. This was a request from months ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:40:05 2017 No.16462098 >>16462090 lean.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:40:18 2017 No.16462100

>>16462080
Yes, I guess I do. I do try not to do my 'usual' posts all the time even though I desperately want to expand on stuff like this in addition to the fetish stuff, so I answer thread questions instead. I know it's not the same but this isn't just my thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:40:21 2017 No.16462101 >>16462090 Did you commission this swf? http://darkseraphim12.deviantart.com/art/Day-30-Celebrate-Monster-Girls-554732126

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:41:23 2017 No.16462102 >>16461793 Probably a Alchemist/scientist like her mother.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:44:00 2017 No.16462107 >>16462066 And it will be, it wont happen overnight but I will have enough daughters to start a small village, and from their my eldest will be limited only by her own ambition.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:44:31 2017 No.16462109

>>16462100
I wouldn't mind you posting half as much if everything you said wasn't coated in a layer of dank, cum-stained and bitch-slobbered latex with the pretense of a happy normal family slapped on top.

It makes it seem like all you care about is sex. and for some one who plays themselves off to be a father that's inherently offputting. Just, post about the pride of watching her win a school tennis tournament or something. You know, without then taking her home and putting her sweaty body in a bitchsuit and making her lick peanut butter off your cock for being a good girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:47:33 2017 No.16462117 >>16462101 No, that is something that person did for one of those draw a thing with a theme every day challenges or something. There are a few things of that sort.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:48:58 2017 No.16462120 File: 36 KB, 1000x1000, Cricket Salamander.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder what flags in the MG would be like

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:50:59 2017 No.16462125

>>16462109
Ok anon. I appreciate you bringing this to my attention, I hadn't really thought of it this way before. My relationship with my Kobolds did absolutely start as a purely sexual fantasy and has slowly grown into something less one-dimensional over time and progress is slow, so I appreciate the chance to grow these conversations bring.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:52:08 2017 No.16462127 >>16462117 >force a "draw {waifu species} challenge" >receive free art DEVILISH

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:53:42 2017 No.16462130 >>16461908 >How does she keep them all healthy? She has her little garden. Her Ryu "auntie" and Alraune friend help her keep it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:53:44 2017 No.16462131 >>16462127 I wouldn't be surprised if Gazerfag is some sort of subversive super genius, skilled only in the ways of receiving free art of his waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:56:57 2017 No.16462139 >>16462131 >implying it's not real gazer hypnotizing fags into drawing art of her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:57:22 2017 No.16462142 >>16462139 Spooky.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 11:58:00 2017 No.16462145 >>16462090 What's up with that jap gazer twitter bot? Who runs it? Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:00:03 2017 No.16462148 Gentlemen, how do we make the ultimate Onee-san? I suggest a Kraken mixed with a Dark Mage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:00:17 2017 No.16462151 >>16462125 Say waht you want about KDF, this attitude is quite refreshing especially on /mgt/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:00:35 2017 No.16462152 >>16461439 >dump Later today, I have work and have some file renaming autism to deal with first

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:00:55 2017 No.16462154 >>16462151 Hey thanks anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:01:32 2017 No.16462156 >>16462148 Well you start with big tits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:01:49 2017 No.16462157 >>16462148 Wock Dark Mage. Boom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:02:08 2017 No.16462159 Hellhound mommydom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:02:58 2017 No.16462160 >>16462148 This >>16462157 or Dark Mage Demon. >>16462159 I'm interested.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:04:13 2017 No.16462166 How is your writing or setting coming along anons? Are you listening to your government issue Writefairy? Or did you just lock her in your dresser with your crusty socks?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:04:28 2017 No.16462169 File: 708 KB, 1400x1000, ymcyag.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When will 2017 happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:04:30 2017 No.16462170 >>16462156 Of course, it's not an Onee-san if her tits aren't huge >>16462157 I see your Wock Mage and raise you a Wock Kraken hybrid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:04:36 2017 No.16462172 >>16462160 A Dark Mage Wock Demon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:05:30 2017 No.16462176 >>16462172 Dark Mage Titania Wock Demon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:06:27 2017 No.16462181 >>16462170 I up your hybrid and suggest Wock Darkmage twin onee-sans. Double the sis and tits.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:07:06 2017 No.16462183

>>16462166
Even though I said I'd probably stop writing because it felt weird, I've still got a WIP that I want to finish at some point. It's pretty non-specific to the things I didn't like, so it might work out.

> Or did you just lock her in your dresser with your crusty socks?
That's terrible!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:07:14 2017 No.16462184 >>16462148 Kej mixed with Cursed Sword.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:07:53 2017 No.16462188 >>16462169 It's happening right now. The monstergirls are coming, they're on their way!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:08:24 2017 No.16462190 >>16462151 I think he's annoying and wish he used a name or trip so I could filter him. The guy was alright at first but now he's just the guy who wont shut uo about his wierd fantasies. He doesn't even make much content to excuse it either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:08:39 2017 No.16462191 >>16462176 Dark White Mage Titania Kraken Wock Demon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:08:52 2017 No.16462193 >>16462166 1.I have a writing salamander 2.my writing is slow and steady, dont really have a setting outside of what my readers put together

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:09:11 2017 No.16462194

>>16462145
It's a tsundere Gazer-chan bot, it replies to you if you tweet at it, and it sometimes just replies to your tweets in general if it follows you. It's a bit wonky with replies and I don't fully understand how it works, considering I don't nip super well, but it's just one of those Japanese twitter bots.
The owner lists the email for inquiries as kixyouseigmail.com

It uses art by asutora(@anterdel) as the header and occasionally tweets out original works by him, I believe he and the owner are friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:09:43 2017 No.16462197 >>16462181 I mean twin Onee-sans are obviously better than single Onee-sans, but we're trying to distill as much Onee-san into one MG as possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:09:55 2017 No.16462198 >>16462188 Where is my waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:10:01 2017 No.16462199 >>16462166 I'm running on Valve time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:10:21 2017 No.16462200 >>16462190 Aww.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:10:23 2017 No.16462201 >>16461103 what if some of us in this thread are monsters inside, even if we appear to be human?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:10:28 2017 No.16462203 >>16462148 Hourglass body type mixed with Dark Mage, Kraken, Titania, and Demon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:11:19 2017 No.16462207 File: 65 KB, 400x400, 5FFB7757-7A03-4336-A018-A725042F2BC6-1057-00000126430A93DB_tmp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462125 The plot advances!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:11:28 2017 No.16462208 >>16462198 She'll be here, don't worry about that right now. Your waifu is on her way!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:11:36 2017 No.16462209 >>16462191 This might be it >Dark white mage I don't know what to make of this though >>16462203 Hourglass body is assumed for all Onee-sans, I believe

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:13:08 2017 No.16462215 >>16462207 Exactly anon! A bit of outside perspective once in awhile is always exciting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:13:39 2017 No.16462218 >>16462208 go back to your floppy wieners George

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:13:44 2017 No.16462219 >>16462208 Thanks anon. That's very comforting to know. And I hope yours in on her way!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:13:58 2017 No.16462220 >>16462159 I wish a Hellhound huffed and puffed and blew my load out. >>16462169 When Half-Life 3 comes out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:14:31 2017 No.16462222 >>16462219 I really hope so!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:15:45 2017 No.16462228 >>16462220 But loads are for sucking, if she actually blows then her nice meal goes everywhere. Worse than playing with her food. She could always huff and puff and blow lightly in your ear though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:16:13 2017 No.16462229 >>16462160 >>16462172 >>16462176 Stop my penis can only get so erect

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:16:55 2017 No.16462232

>>16462183
Good on ya then. I still have a lot to work out and a shitton of stuff to type into a computer from paper and then turn it into a 2/3/4th draft that'll make it even fucking bigger. Not to mention notes on various ideas, characters, events, etc like a Lich requiring assistance with getting her lab back from her scheming former assistant, or the main story's party's mage dealing with excessive racism and elitism from a bunch of geeks in hats from a magic college all because she's a Lamia and self taught.
I'd kill for a drink after thinking up some of the stupid idears I come up with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:17:30 2017 No.16462234 >>16462199 Never more than two chapters?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:17:58 2017 No.16462235 >>16462157 >>16462172 >>16462176 >Wock Way to ruin it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:19:23 2017 No.16462238 File: 446 KB, 843x1034, 1484814297475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462235 Kill yourself and free yourself from your excessive shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:19:58 2017 No.16462242 >>16462232 That certainly sounds complex anon, I wish you the best of luck!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:20:56 2017 No.16462243 File: 810 KB, 769x1200, be663dc9cb7ba4bf29b852583e6faf1268287a340997c5770583870f2def17e5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Oh little Shota tied up on my bed... You'll ever so love it when I give you head!"

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:22:00 2017 No.16462245
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Do you think your demon wife would oblige if you told her to roleplay being your lewd Onee-san and stay in character the whole week? Would she be into it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:22:02 2017 No.16462246 >>16462148 Start off with a Titania base. Heat slowly and add wock continuously. Once the soup turns a purple colour, add fine dark mage. Then splash some kraken in and boom. There is your perfect onee-san.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:22:05 2017 No.16462247 >>16462243 I should have listened. I should have stayed out of the swamp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:22:23 2017 No.16462248 >>16462125 No problem. If we talk about things and your fantasy develops, it might not be so gross that I feel compelled to tell you to fuck off all the time. I really do wish you'd put a trip on already though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:23:04 2017 No.16462251 >>16462243 I heard the music Nice edit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:23:04 2017 No.16462252 >>16462243 >no ara ara dark mage onee san

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:23:14 2017 No.16462253 >>16462243 Is that Swamp Hermit for "you're getting your cock sucked, kid"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:23:45 2017 No.16462255 >>16462248 I'll do my best anon, I promise! No can do on the trip though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:23:58 2017 No.16462256 >>16462243 Where's the bear girl and harpy best friend who's trying to save the shota?

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:24:26 2017 No.16462257

>>16462242
Watch as I turn a complex idea into a piece of shit anytime around when I get a replacement charge cord for a laptop.
I also have ideas that I fully expect someone to go "Thatcs fucking retared" and "Why'd you shoehorn a Wight here?" or my favorite "Your steelim is less interesting than her snarky companion, her mayadere sister, and your interpretation of your setting's DL".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:24:35 2017 No.16462259 >>16462243 This is mah swamp, donkeh

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:24:44 2017 No.16462260 >>16462243 BanjoKazooieGameOver.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:25:35 2017 No.16462264 File: 80 KB, 1024x1024, 7e2daf7b3097eed35b25568c35947e76.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there such thing as too much mofu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:25:56 2017 No.16462266 >>16462256 Nowhere, all that's there is a black wise-cracking donkey centaur.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:26:00 2017 No.16462267 >>16462243 Tootie was a piece of shit, good riddance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:26:49 2017 No.16462268 >>16462266 I can see someone's never played Banjo-Kazooie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:26:56 2017 No.16462269 >>16462264 No. Not until mofu consumes the world and the universe. There will never be enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:27:02 2017 No.16462271 >>16462266 Voiced by an Alpfucker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:27:35 2017 No.16462274 >>16462257 I don't know about you, but sometimes writing for myself is better than not writing, whether I post it or not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:27:36 2017 No.16462275 >>16462243 Should have never let her watch Wizard of Oz.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:28:23 2017 No.16462277 >>16462268 No, I cant say that I have. I wasn't allowed any video game consoles as a kid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:29:03 2017 No.16462278 >>16462274 Ah yes, true. Either way, I am steeled to face the music when I get far enough for that or the token human female party member.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:29:48 2017 No.16462281 >>16462275 But now we have winged Kakuens and I have a DM who wants to momdom me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:30:06 2017 No.16462282 >>16462277 I know this feel. Didn't have an N64 until 2000. Or cable for that matter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:30:27 2017 No.16462285 >>16462275 At least it wasn't Return to Oz

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:31:19 2017 No.16462288 >>16462281 Living in a swamp seems a bit counter-intuitive when you melt at the slightest sign of moisture though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:31:49 2017 No.16462290 File: 19 KB, 480x360, 67.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462243 >grumpy >lives in swamp in solitude >now she is green

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:31:52 2017 No.16462291 >>16462288 Would she melt if you get her "wet" too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:32:14 2017 No.16462293 >>16462288 the melt is now figurative, it feels like she's melting when she gets wet

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:32:36 2017 No.16462295
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>>16461850
I wonder what would it be like to tie up your own vampire waifu and suck all of HER blood.

I wonder if monsters can have those sort of fetishes...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:33:02 2017 No.16462297 >>16462282 I had 1 hour of TV/computer time a day until high school. When my mom finally let up a little I still had to buy all my own consoles and games and stuff. She wonders why I was addicted to games after that, I was starving man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:33:42 2017 No.16462299 >>16462293 >"AHHHN~ Your dick is making me wet! Fuck me harder and melt my pussy!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:33:53 2017 No.16462301 >>16462291 I agree with >>16462293, figuratively melting. >>16462295 Do Vampires even have their own blood?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:33:55 2017 No.16462302 >>16462297 similar feels. but now I can imagine a dom-mom Anubis doing this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:34:11 2017 No.16462303 >>16462234 There are things I haven't updated in years, yes. But then most writefags have those. I just meant that writing is a bit slow, but it'll be done when its done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:35:13 2017 No.16462308 File: 410 KB, 988x906, a69f026a2493a672782d2fd7f6fb677aab4a178c5dd453cf8030859d57f315f2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Anon! It's time for your morning stretch!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:35:18 2017 No.16462309 >>16462303 Yeah. Writing is slow if you do more than a guy being raped by Monster C.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:36:56 2017 No.16462314 >>16462302 At leas then I'd be getting sex. Monstergirl mother stuff has always weirded me out a little though, my mom and I are pretty close now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:37:03 2017 No.16462316 >>16462309 Fuckin' A right it is >people are going to expect me to update every week or worry that I've disappeared again I just don't want to disappoint

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:37:22 2017 No.16462318 >>16462308 Begone /fit/ waifu, I only date /pol/ waifus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:37:54 2017 No.16462320 File: 295 KB, 1083x1600, Lioness.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462318

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:37:59 2017 No.16462321 >>16462316 At least they care enough to do that. Only one I disappoint is myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:38:09 2017 No.16462322 >>16462308 Stretching is lame, I've been up for hours anyway.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:38:36 2017 No.16462326
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>>16462301
>Do Vampires even have their own blood?
I assume it varies from setting to setting.

Some vampires in some movies explode into showers of blood when they are cut/killed. Other's simply can lose their lims like it's nothing and turn into dust when they die.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:38:47 2017 No.16462329 >>16462320 >flareguns Useless if not close range.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:39:32 2017 No.16462331 >>16462320 You know me so well senpai.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:39:33 2017 No.16462332 File: 325 KB, 857x1199, fuck this, I'm out.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462320 >flaregun with bayonet >no monster features pls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:40:17 2017 No.16462333 >>16462326 Ok, assuming that they do have blood, would it even taste good? It might even be poisonous to humans, or at least make you sick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:42:11 2017 No.16462339 >>16462332 What a lovable cunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:42:36 2017 No.16462341 >>16462320 >flare gun with bayonet REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:43:34 2017 No.16462344 >>16462341 Take off the bayonet and mod the guns into little grenade launchers ala Peace Walker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:44:42 2017 No.16462352 >>16462339 There's not going to be much left of her if the mangaka keeps taking parts off of her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:45:24 2017 No.16462355 >>16462332 I will accept the subhuman waifus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:45:38 2017 No.16462357 >>16462329 >>16462341 http://imgur.com/a/ZGUKz She generally fights in melee range anyway, the flare guns are just there to allow her to distract her opponents with the flash. Doesn't work when her husbando is blind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:46:03 2017 No.16462359 >>16462352 Isn't she one armed, one legged, and one eyed already? Shecs a shoein for the villain role in Wrongfully Accused.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:46:04 2017 No.16462360
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>>16462333
I bet it gives you superpowers.

I'd say it turns you into a vampire incubus, but that's too close to monsterboyification for some people here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:47:24 2017 No.16462370 >>16462355 but they're communists >>16462359 Yea, she's fucked up. always getting jobbed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:47:26 2017 No.16462371 >>16462357 Fun fact: Flareguns can kill very easily and their targets dies painfully. Those that manage to live get 3rd degree burns and will experience funtimes at a burn ward.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:48:14 2017 No.16462374 >>16462370 Cool, now they can form a waifu collective for anon's dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:48:35 2017 No.16462376 >>16462371 Reminds me of that scene from Judge Dredd.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:49:43 2017 No.16462382

>>16462316
That actually bothers me slightly. Writefags who don't post something for over a month or so are seen as "dead". At this point with certain writefags showing up even years after going silent A recent example being Peterdnzl no one should be surprised that some of them go off to do other things for a few months or so.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:51:27 2017 No.16462390 >>16462382 >spoiler that's me though

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:52:38 2017 No.16462400 >>16462382 They're running from the monsters birthed through their works.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:52:50 2017 No.16462402 File: 512 KB, 800x555, 1458915389005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder how it feel for the spirit to have her armour cleaned

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:54:31 2017 No.16462406

>>16462360
>Vampire-Incubus
>Getting dressed up in an black tailcoat with a red loosely folded lapel, brocaded with gold
>Your cravat and waistcoat, pants, and thigh high black leather boots completing the "Vampire Count" look
>You will never flirt with your wife by giving her clavacle and neck love bites with longer canines
>You will never fluster your daughter, who's taken to stealing your midnight snacks, carefully hidden behind fake bricks in the walls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:54:48 2017 No.16462408 >>16462402 Like being molested.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:55:51 2017 No.16462412 >>16462402 Like a dragon getting her scales groomed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:55:59 2017 No.16462414 Does actual violence/combat that ends in injury or death instead of just arousal happen in your headcanon monstergirl setting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:56:10 2017 No.16462416 >>16462406 That turkey went bad ages ago. It'll wreck her stomach something fierce. Like a Wurm in a chinashop after being dumped.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:56:22 2017 No.16462418 >>16462406 > your midnight snacks, carefully hidden behind fake bricks in the walls Who's blood is it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:56:35 2017 No.16462419 >>16462414 Yes, this happens in my work

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:57:10 2017 No.16462421 >>16462414 Sometimes, yes. There's a demon who takes great pleasure in raping people to death.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:57:37 2017 No.16462424 >>16462414 Yes. My headcanon is a modern setting though, so not much different from the way things are now except monstergirls live there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:57:45 2017 No.16462426 File: 3.64 MB, 2105x3019, RiMRsax.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462235 Built to Onee-san

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:58:32 2017 No.16462428 >>16462390 And I want you to know I'm still really happy you're back. If only we could get Parkedbuggy to show up with a new chapter I'd be all set.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:59:28 2017 No.16462431 >>16462414 I suppose that one in a while even the Order can win some battles against monsters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 12:59:59 2017 No.16462434 >>16462428 There's definitely some writers I miss here too Someone said in a thread a while back that they miss having 3 or 4 write updates a thread. Did everyone leave at the same time, or did I miss some drama

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:00:22 2017 No.16462435 >>16462414 Yep.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:01:12 2017 No.16462442

>>16462414
Yes, and I also ignore the whole 'MGs will lose all attraction to married men and won't attempt to rape them'. Not that I've ever imagined it actually successfully happening, the guy defends himself or his wife steps in and goes nuclear to defend him, but I like there at least being the threat of actual bad things happening unlike in the stock setting where manaobama makes everything just work(tm)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:01:27 2017 No.16462444 >>16462414 Yes, but monstergirls fucking hate it and if one of them kills a man they're generally hunted by the more aggressive girls for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:01:36 2017 No.16462447 >>16462414 It can happen, when they're not able to control themselves, but they get marked and hunted by their own. Not only because they don't want men getting hurt, but because they can't let traces of themselves existing.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:02:27 2017 No.16462450

>>16462414
Im not one for death, most of it is offscreen in my writings

monster girls are gunning for injury but will kill if need be. demon real silver is a nice way to have entertaining fights without blood shed or the same corruption cursed sword carrieds

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:03:21 2017 No.16462454 >>16462238 >>16462426 >Having taste this shit in onee-sans Don't ever reply to me again

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:03:35 2017 No.16462455

>>16462434
Nah, we just get fewer updates than usual. Whoever you miss is probably still around, in the last few months we've had random stories or updates from several writefags the thread had previously declared dead. Hell, Yananon is back, and he was gone longer than you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:03:41 2017 No.16462457 >>16462442 See, I absolutely need this in my setting or else it's worse than 3DPD NTR bullshit, at least in my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:05:14 2017 No.16462464 >>16462414 Somewhat. The will fight or even kill if the have to or are driven to it, but since they see humans as precious this worth protecting, it's not common.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:06:36 2017 No.16462470

>>16462457
I definitely see the risk of that but it's not my intention whatsoever. I just like the idea of an adventuring party in the setting and it's silly if the majority of threat is eliminated just because the guy decided to consummate with his party members
It's cliche too but it's fun

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:08:17 2017 No.16462475 File: 728 KB, 1106x1000, 1450319914035.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462426 >Canonically taller than the average human male >Has a hugging habit Wockfag has the right idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:08:29 2017 No.16462476 >>16462470 I feel you anon.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:08:37 2017 No.16462477

>>16462414
Depends, I have two head canon settings. One is a modern town with all the advantages and disadvantages of every day life.
Actual combat is rare since the focus of the setting is more on a localized area than the world at large, traffic accidents and the like still happen though.

The other setting is a town in what's almost a 1:1 of the official MGE setting, so it's exactly the same as that in regards to combat. At the end of the day though, both settings only really exist as an excuse to imagine girls in them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:10:34 2017 No.16462483 >>16462470 I can see your point. Monster girls might hit on married men sometimes in mine, but she must either be drunk, or really want his dick. If other monsters notice that she is hitting on a married dude they might make her back off though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:13:17 2017 No.16462493 File: 862 KB, 903x1239, 1428306753096.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And thus I beheld the White Dragon, and her breath was as a cool wind on a soggy summer's day; yay, verily I say unto you that she was one cool cat.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:13:44 2017 No.16462495

>>16462483
Yeah and that's the thing, 'civilized' girls will absolutely still back off and intelligent monsters as well.
But like a raging Dire ushi-oni charging down the mountain at the guy and suddenly stopping and saying 'oh, I didn't see that holstaur wife with you, carry on' just seems kinda silly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:13:58 2017 No.16462497 >>16462371 >>16462357 >>16462341 >Use the bayonett to cut a nigga open and light him up from the inside with a flare What are you complaining about?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:17:00 2017 No.16462508 >>16462495 Just imagine that any MG that tries to take another's husband has to face the personal wrath of the Demon Lord.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:17:26 2017 No.16462509 >>16462332 glorious aryan monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:18:42 2017 No.16462515 File: 350 KB, 857x1199, nazi witch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462509 She's a qtpie, at least before the hook hand and peg leg. I like the eyepatch though

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:20:36 2017 No.16462522 File: 169 KB, 700x593, 1481500602511.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462495 >But like a raging Dire ushi-oni charging down the mountain at the guy I'd be happy to step in the way and save him

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:23:06 2017 No.16462530

>>16462508
That certainly is a valid reasoning in the base setting, for sure. In mine there's still some animosity between monster races of differing ideologies and stuff. It takes place only about 300 years after she came to power so she's not quite as godlike in power with hundreds of lilim running around yet, and some of the older monsters have vivid memories of the time before she ascended.
It's only one of a few settings I imagine stuff/write stuff in though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:23:48 2017 No.16462534 >>16462515 somehow now I really want nazi mgs, or at least dress them up into uniforms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:24:21 2017 No.16462538 >>16462382 >TFW nobody misses you and it feels great to not be responsible to update anything

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:24:44 2017 No.16462541 >>16462308 Does sex counts as stretching?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:25:15 2017 No.16462543 File: 1.62 MB, 1600x2000, 1432526891214.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462534 Ve have vays of making you talk!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:25:16 2017 No.16462542 >>16462534 It's been done before, but it always starts an argument

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:25:28 2017 No.16462544 >>16462530 If you are talking about "your setting" why are you complaining at all? Change it, justify it some other way, ignore it, who fucking cares.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:25:31 2017 No.16462545 >>16462541 It depends on the sex.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:26:51 2017 No.16462551

>>16462166
Well I was going to write today, but then I started playing The Wolf Among Us and that was a lot of fun, and now I'm back here and I would have to drink coffee to stay up if I was gonna write, and that's just a hassle, the kitchen's really far away, you know?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:27:35 2017 No.16462553 >>16462414 >injury Yes. >death Yes and no. It does happen, but only very rarely. At least when it comes to humans, monster dying does happen every now and again due to the order and hero.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:27:35 2017 No.16462554 >>16462543 >tfw a group of Wehrwulfenmacht forces hold you at gun point, forcing you to guide them to some ancient relic or treasure that their officer is obsessed with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:28:03 2017 No.16462556 >>16462534 You mean monster supremacists.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:28:37 2017 No.16462559 >>16462545 Better question then: What kinds of sex counts as stretching?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:29:01 2017 No.16462563 >>16462554 Why would I be forced? Finding that shit is my job AND passion, and of course I'm more than willing to submit to girls in leather boots regardless of their stand on politics.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:29:02 2017 No.16462562 >>16462542 tell them to argue with my dick if they have a problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:29:26 2017 No.16462565 >>16462554 See, that's better than Wulf breeding program with young boys. Bit of an Indiana Jones vibe

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:31:19 2017 No.16462573 >>16462554 >Anondiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Bark

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:32:05 2017 No.16462575 File: 717 KB, 1000x1404, 1409059306466.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462573 This takes me back

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:32:27 2017 No.16462576 [DELETED]

>>16462563
>Wehrwulfen capture a Human archaeologist, to lead them to an ancient treasure.
>Expect him to fight tooth and nail all the way.
>Instead he just gets turned on by their rough treatment of him.
>When he declares he's a slave to cute wolf nazis with a lewd face, many of the soldiers get flustered and don't know what to do.
>They weren't trained for this kind of man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:32:56 2017 No.16462578 >>16462575 >Salamander and her mom slept with the same guy Hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:33:57 2017 No.16462584 >>16462578 >How did you know he was a Nazi >hmm? >HOW DID YOU KNOW HE WAS A NAZI >He talksh in hish shleep

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:36:30 2017 No.16462598 >>16462575 >Lamias... why did it have to be lamias?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:38:21 2017 No.16462602 >>16462598 >a bunch of bug girls in Temple of Poon >rat and mice girls in the tombs of Venice in Full-Mast Crusade Not to mention the flashback where he's on the circus train whipping at a Tsun-lion

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:38:56 2017 No.16462605 >>16462414 Sometimes. It's seen as a heinous crime in my setting. Punishable by life in prison or other methods. But not execution.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:40:17 2017 No.16462610 >>16462598 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL3ZIc5IL2w..

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:42:07 2017 No.16462618 File: 113 KB, 800x800, sweatersnake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462610 >THERE'S A SNAKE ON THE PLANE >ara ara~ Who's this hunk of man?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:43:49 2017 No.16462626 >>16462442 Does your setting have methods of avoiding MG rape when you're married? Such as scent marking? Will a MG touch a man who's thoroughly marked with another MGs scent?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:45:56 2017 No.16462634 >>16462543 Literally the worst character from the worst writer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:46:59 2017 No.16462637 >>16462634 yeah, but tits and nazi uniforms tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:47:01 2017 No.16462638 >>16462618 >Oh Doctor Jones!~ I've read all your papers, they're so interesting!~ >She starts unzipping his pants. >JOCK THE- Ah!..

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:49:05 2017 No.16462646 >>16462626 Civilized and intelligent ones absolutely Wild ones need to be fended off, but most of my characters are competent combatants It never actually happens, just the threat of it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:57:50 2017 No.16462668 >>16462637 Doesn't excuse the fact that fur faggotry happened.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 13:58:34 2017 No.16462670 >>16462668 Doesn't matter, hot girl in nazi uniform.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:03:03 2017 No.16462679 >>16462543 Nazi stuff is a massive turnoff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:05:57 2017 No.16462683 >>16461979 Yes, I hired the siren for singing lessons while my wife hired the Gandharva for music lessons. My wife is thinking about giving dance lesson with Apsara friend to my daughter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:06:20 2017 No.16462684 >>16462534 >you will never have a German Shepard Kobold who talks about 'the good ol days' I'm a jew and I want this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:10:42 2017 No.16462697 >>16462679 >t. shit taste

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:12:01 2017 No.16462701 >>16462245 Bit late to the response, but yes. My waifu is into a lot of kinky things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:15:18 2017 No.16462712 >>16462697 But I don't get how it turns people on. Like girls in uniforms are my fetish. But girls in nazi uniforms is just trash.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:15:34 2017 No.16462713 >>16462670 Still a piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:15:36 2017 No.16462714 File: 494 KB, 544x757, 35718754_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462679 For some it's a massive turn on. I love the thought of a Manticore in that sort of outfit raping me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:16:32 2017 No.16462716 >>16462712 >But girls in nazi uniforms is just trash. >t. commie

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:17:51 2017 No.16462720 >>16462679 For you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:17:57 2017 No.16462721 >>16462714 I can agree. A girl with basically this uniform turns me on. But when you smack a swastika on there it just kills it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:18:16 2017 No.16462724 >>16462634 Bollocks isn't our worst writer though. TFT and /monster/ also have people way worse than him in terms of skill and content.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:18:31 2017 No.16462725 >>16462712 Its the blacks, silvers, greys, and reds. Gives it a dangerous yet classy vibe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:20:48 2017 No.16462731 >>16462721 Do you live in Poland by chance, or are of semitic descent?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:21:50 2017 No.16462734 >>16462716 Now I think about it a girl with a communist unifrom doesn't turn me off as much a nazi uniform does. I guess really it's because nazi uniform fetish is just associated with furshit and other shit stuff like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:21:56 2017 No.16462735 File: 310 KB, 650x600, a40a2526eb65953aff9042c33efefd2c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a mojo Dark Mage who'll go all guhihi while molesting a boy for the first time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:22:46 2017 No.16462737 >>16462734 >>16462734 >it's because nazi uniform fetish is just associated with furshit Anon, you're the one here associating it with furshit.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:23:10 2017 No.16462739 [DELETED]

>>16462712
It's basically a nonsensical fear boner. You know she's evil and wants to destroy entire races based on fabricated sciences and the ravings of a madman; but it feels oh so good submitting to her.
Plus if you're on the losing side then you can just ask the Catholics to give you a nice little mansion in Argentina to settle down and raise a family in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:26:33 2017 No.16462747 >>16462734 >nazi uniform fetish is just associated with furshit and other shit stuff like that. I honestly have no idea what you're talking about.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:26:46 2017 No.16462750 [DELETED]

>>16462737
It's like you've only been on the internet for a day. That shit is everywhere and you see it whether you want to or not.

>You know she's evil and wants to destroy entire races based on fabricated sciences

That doesn't sound sexy or even fear boner. That's just sick. And I love fear boners aswell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:26:58 2017 No.16462753 File: 112 KB, 840x1200, 3459eb14afba6f94e4bf12d9281dc056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462735 Those manatanks of hers will get even larger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:28:10 2017 No.16462756 >>16462750 one part of that was mean't for >>16462739 >>16462747 I guess it's just what I've seen. Still personally I think it's a massive turn off and is fairly disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:28:22 2017 No.16462759 Guys. Dark mage holst.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:29:22 2017 No.16462760 >>16462721 For me it doubles the arousal due to my love for evil girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:30:31 2017 No.16462761 File: 226 KB, 1032x1204, njazv3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462759 I wholeheartedly approve provided she's tan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:32:05 2017 No.16462765 >>16462753 No, I will drain them several times every day and become capable of casting Armageddon in the process

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:32:31 2017 No.16462766 >>16462760 Like I get the whole evil girl factor. But when it's nazis its just a little too real to be arousing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:32:43 2017 No.16462767 >>16462761 Does this mean that she'll have a titanic chest That ruined her dreams of being a successful rogue?

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:32:50 2017 No.16462768 [DELETED]

>>16462750
>It's like you've only been on the internet for a day. That shit is everywhere and you see it whether you want to or not.
Anon, one thing is seeing two things together a bunch of times. Another thing is associating them with such strength that thinking of one thing immediately leads to thoughts about the other.

One is unavoidable. The other is pretty much on you. Not only that, what sites are you visiting that leads you to see nazi furfaggotry in such great quantities? Generally a site accepting furfaggotry isn't a site one would want to go to, let alone multiple of them.

>>You know she's evil and wants to destroy entire races based on fabricated sciences
>That's just sick.

I agree. It isn't fabricated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:33:41 2017 No.16462770 >>16462767 She tried to be a rogue, but decided to become a mage due to the unlimited mana and her ever growing tanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:33:51 2017 No.16462771 File: 67 KB, 219x144, insignia-demon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462721 One could always use a stylized Demon Lord insignia in its place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:34:32 2017 No.16462773 >>16462771 That would be much better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:35:17 2017 No.16462776 >>16462770 >ever growing. I need ropes and a gag. For science.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:36:35 2017 No.16462778 This is why I didn't want to talk about Nazi shit, because it always causes an argument

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:36:35 2017 No.16462779 File: 261 KB, 700x803, d3fdb9132875d41c9ac565b40477e318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you can figure out what kind of monster is this, you can keep it!

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:37:03 2017 No.16462782 [DELETED]

>>16462768
I've just seen it. I ain't a furfag or anything but I've seen it. And even if I do unfairly associate it with furshit. It's just too real so it's more sick than scary. I mean I don't know how many of us have been to Auschwitz, but I definitely didn't get aroused when I was there. But that's just me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:38:51 2017 No.16462788 >>16462782 Get over it. It's been over half a century. Most of us weren't even born. No need to have this entire argument because someone got upset over an MG with nazi motifs got posted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:38:55 2017 No.16462789 >>16462778 It's more of a discussion. I'm just genuinely confused why people are aroused by it. Usually I can understand other fetishes but Nazi Uniforms I don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:40:00 2017 No.16462791 >>16462788 If you think that's what it's about. Then you're wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:40:13 2017 No.16462793 >>16462789 Its like any fetish, if you don't have it you wont understand it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:40:35 2017 No.16462795 >>16462791 Then what? Furfags?

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:40:36 2017 No.16462796 [DELETED]

>>16462771
Eh, it's too complex. Clashes with the clean-cut qualities of the uniform.
You'd need something simpler if you want a replacement.

>>16462782
I've been to the Holocaust museum and visited the shores of Normandy, and I'm not reflexively #triggered by swastikas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:40:58 2017 No.16462799 >>16462778 >because it always causes an argument >letting that stop you Learn to thrive in threads even if they're on fire (not that this one is). It's called metaposting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:41:30 2017 No.16462801 >>16462779 Leaf Dragon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:42:26 2017 No.16462803 >>16462793 Not him but that's pretty ironic for these threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:42:53 2017 No.16462805 File: 634 KB, 1096x1153, mgt when talking about itself.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why you niggas gotta act so stupid over stupid shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:43:36 2017 No.16462807 >>16462779 She looks like she would be great friends with my daughteru.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:43:41 2017 No.16462808 [DELETED]

>>16462789
I'm a good goy that has no outstanding sympathies for Hitler or the Nazis, but their uniforms are /fa/ as all fuck and I'd have no issues at all if my Demon wife roleplayed a sexy SS officer on her Dom night for me

I do understand the association with furries though, I know what you/that anon is talking about but it's no issue separating that notion from my own fantasies

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:44:40 2017 No.16462811 >>16462801 Wrong! >>16462807 Probably!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:44:56 2017 No.16462812 >>16462795 No. It's not some "lmao dood y u so triggered by nazis?".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:45:45 2017 No.16462814 >>16462779 It's a Dragonfly! I'll see myself out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:46:41 2017 No.16462817 >>16462812 >Then what? >No definitive answer Anon...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:47:16 2017 No.16462819 >>16462779 Senegal bichir.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:47:45 2017 No.16462821 >>16462808 I guess like I said. It's just too real for me. I personally thinks it's a stupid fetish. But that's me. You could call a lot of my fetishes stupid aswell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:48:07 2017 No.16462823 >>16462811 I can already hear my daughter asking me if she can invite her friend for a sleepover. My daughteru a cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:48:22 2017 No.16462824 >>16462812 When you act triggered over nazis, people are going to notice you got triggered by nazis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:50:56 2017 No.16462830 >>16462824 If you want to call it that. You go ahead. I know you want stop saying it's like that but whatever. >triggered You can stop that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:51:15 2017 No.16462832 >>16462778 Wew two guys said they don't like it, better stop posting about it now. Does your last name also end in -berg?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:53:20 2017 No.16462837 >>16462832 That's problem with the fetish. It just opens the flood gates for /pol/'a cancer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:54:58 2017 No.16462840 >>16462837 Just wait until it eventually gets deleted and go on with your day.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:55:18 2017 No.16462841 [DELETED]

>>16462724
Let me put it in a metaphor using food then. Peterdnzl is like getting a delicious london broil flank steak. Sure, it takes a long time to marinade and broil or grill, but that shit just melts in your fucking mouth and is otherwise delicious. Stories from people like Bollocks are like going to your McFatass or the American South and ordering a fucking Luther Burger. Sure, it'll taste good and it has the instant gratification to it, but it lacks refined flavour and quality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:56:10 2017 No.16462843 >>16462840 What the nazi uniform stuff?

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:57:06 2017 No.16462848
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>>16462814
Wrong again!

>>16462819
That's correct! She's a tiny Dinosaur Bichir also called 'Dragon Fish'.
Enjoy your new monster!

>>16462823
I bet your Daughteru and her friend would love to have their own Dragon Fish, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:57:19 2017 No.16462849 >>16462841 >That succubus that forces the lieutenant or whatever to eat her out all day Truly a classic scene if it were a movie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:57:50 2017 No.16462850 >>16462837 That only ever comes up when people act offended by the uniforms, people post /pol/ stuff out of spite for the person making a fuss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:58:14 2017 No.16462852 File: 210 KB, 700x1136, 22c47b7ff3a99ae67438b658b4abde3c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462848

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 14:59:12 2017 No.16462854 >>16462734 Since when? Personally seen more material to relate it directly to lolis than anything. And I mean... just look at currently airing anime. >Sabbath in SS Uniforms >Swastika replaced with cute cartoon goat heads Now this has potential.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:00:14 2017 No.16462857 >>16462848 >>16462852 Christ this is adorable. Sauce on artist?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:00:30 2017 No.16462859 >>16462850 That doesn't make it acceptable. Would be nice if nazi uniform stuff wasn't posted here but on /d/. Or atleast would be better if the uniforms had >>16462771 instead. Much better and more relevant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:00:35 2017 No.16462860 File: 98 KB, 662x900, 12ca0993bb5128b91ffc531f158974ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there any sort of forbidden technique that lets me impregnate vampires without risking my life?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:01:42 2017 No.16462864 >>16462859 >Would be nice if nazi uniform stuff wasn't posted here but on /d/ >/d/ >for an uniform Holy shit you're really triggered

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:01:48 2017 No.16462865 >>16462854 That does have potential. Even if I'm not a fan of sabbat stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:02:13 2017 No.16462867 >>16462859 No one gives a shit if you find it acceptable, stop being a little bitch about it. Of course it would be better if they had a logo related to the setting but until someone pays for that to happen, good luck finding any material like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:02:13 2017 No.16462868 File: 242 KB, 500x1356, c7923c77105d0212f549c8f7b285ed0b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462857 Gebyy-terar, or Ge-b.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:02:25 2017 No.16462869 >>16462860 They have a strong reaction to super moons. That would probably give a good chance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:02:26 2017 No.16462870 File: 209 KB, 500x1387, 524d1ffb8377b133eeca19192fda5ee3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462857 gebdraws.tumblr.com

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:02:38 2017 No.16462871 >>16462859 >nazi uniform stuff >/d/ I don't even care for them but come on anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:02:46 2017 No.16462872 >>16462865 >Sabbat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:02:51 2017 No.16462873 >>16462864 It's obvious where you come from if you keep using "triggered".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:04:02 2017 No.16462877 >>16462873 >He thinks the word is some secret club codeword

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:04:12 2017 No.16462878 >>16462873 It obvious where you do if you keep getting triggered for a uniform

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:04:18 2017 No.16462879 File: 268 KB, 500x1341, 8ebeda22b6e159411a7fed238edb76a3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462868 >>16462870 And this is the one in the middle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:04:58 2017 No.16462880 >>16462873 "Triggered" is everywhere at this point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:05:03 2017 No.16462881 >>16462873 He's right anon, you sound triggered as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:05:21 2017 No.16462882 File: 282 KB, 500x1468, be78f6551359b94aaa74865d716f163c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] After >>16462879, but before >>16462870

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:06:50 2017 No.16462889 >>16462879 >>16462882 Alright that's enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:07:06 2017 No.16462892 >>16462870 >>16462879 >>16462882 Man, minigirls are cute as fuck but the size difference keeps bugging me with the knowledge that it'll never really go past "cute."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:07:40 2017 No.16462895 >>16462878 >>16462881 Here's the (you) you crave. But if you're actually being serious. It's ironic you get mad when someone disagrees with you yet you'll tell me I'm "le triggered"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:08:39 2017 No.16462897 >>16462892 Sometimes anon, cute is enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:09:40 2017 No.16462900 >>16462870 Oh neat, same guy who draws the Pervy Glasses Girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:09:48 2017 No.16462901 >>16462872 Didn't sevenseas change it? Doesnt really matter really.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:09:57 2017 No.16462903 >>16462897 Yeah, but it means she's effectively a pet. And that's just weird.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:10:27 2017 No.16462905 >>16462849 Would be a great scene to add characterization. I still stand by my point, though. Greentexting do not make good content.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:10:51 2017 No.16462906 >>16462895 You're the one saying a uniform of all things should go to /d/ because it hurts your feelings.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:11:35 2017 No.16462908

>>16462892
>he doesn't have some MGs he's just completely platonic friends with

Once I'm a husband there are loads of monsters I'd love to just hang out with on a casual basis, learning about them and their culture alongside my waifu. Maybe even journeying with them to help them find their husbandos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:11:39 2017 No.16462910 File: 371 KB, 1336x1848, 8f7d2f545d7aefc8db2ddf9810b1be81.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462895

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:11:52 2017 No.16462913 >>16462906 It's a /d/ tier fetish. If that hurts your feelings then that's your problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:12:21 2017 No.16462915 File: 397 KB, 849x1200, 1459665842068.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's forget the shitposting and talk about Holstaurs instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:12:23 2017 No.16462916 >>16462905 there was that green text with a drunk succubus. I thought that was nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:12:40 2017 No.16462918 >>16462913 >It's a /d/ tier fetish This is bait,right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:12:44 2017 No.16462920 >>16462905 Oh no its an actual scene in Spider and the Fly. Should have specified.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:13:07 2017 No.16462921 >>16462860 I want those teeth deep inside my glans

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:13:08 2017 No.16462922 >>16462910 Ok Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:14:01 2017 No.16462924 >>16462908 That might be a sweet gig actually. Being a matchmaker for monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:14:49 2017 No.16462926 >>16462913 How is a piece of clothing /d/? This is stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:15:59 2017 No.16462930 File: 379 KB, 1109x1920, 689E0458-AED6-4C34-ABAC-4F63AD55127D-3202-00000323B114BC77_tmp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462915 What's the best personality type for a big voluptuous Holst girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:16:21 2017 No.16462933 >>16462924 I'd be a terrible matchmaker. >put MG in a room >bodily throw man into the room >tell him "Trust me you'll love it" >lock the door

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:17:04 2017 No.16462936 >>16462930 Chaotic neutral, I'd say.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:17:19 2017 No.16462938 >>16462913 Now you're just being a retard, you've got 3-4 people telling you that you're full of it but you still think you're right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:17:28 2017 No.16462939 >>16462900 What girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:17:34 2017 No.16462940 >>16462892 Pocket monstergirls has always been a dumb concept overall.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:17:39 2017 No.16462941 >>16462918 >>16462926 Just ignore him. I get the feeling he's just trying to spin his mistake into "lol I trolled you" at this point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:19:01 2017 No.16462944 >>16462882 This is indeed cute as fuck. >>16462924 I would just go around befriending some. If they are really lonely then I might introdoce one of them to my friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:19:07 2017 No.16462945 >>16462938 >3-4 people telling you their opinions so they are right and their word is unquestionable

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:19:45 2017 No.16462948 >>16462920 I was referring to it being a great scene in a movie, if not implied because of the pornographic nature.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:20:17 2017 No.16462952

>>16462442
But even in KC's setting its just that they "usually" won't attempt to rape them and won't go after him randomly. Its long been known that if a monster wants a man badly enough (i.e. if she is in love with him) then she'll be able to ignore the aversion to going after a claimed man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:20:20 2017 No.16462953 >>16462941 No I'm not. I legitimately thinks it doesn't belong here. Post it somewhere else or atleast make it related.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:21:02 2017 No.16462955 >>16462953 Then I'm afraid you'll just have to deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:21:28 2017 No.16462958 >>16462841 Would that make me akin to an average food joint nobody ever remembers the next day?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:21:30 2017 No.16462959 >>16462913 You're starting to sound like you're from tumblr at this point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:22:24 2017 No.16462961 >>16462953 >Monstergirls in uniforms don't belong in the monstergirl thread Yeah, you're a cunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:22:29 2017 No.16462962 >>16462948 Ah, yes. Now I'm on the same page. But yes, greentext is not the best way to tell a story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:22:45 2017 No.16462965 What story would you like to see as an anime?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:22:54 2017 No.16462967 >>16462958 Basically Denny's, Chowder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:23:01 2017 No.16462969 >>16462952 Sure, then I guess my headcanon is more closely aligned then I assumed. I didn't mean to come off as insulting the primary setting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:23:10 2017 No.16462970 >>16462915 I desire chubby holsts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:23:34 2017 No.16462972 >>16462965 Moose saga. It's already pretty anime. Might as well go full anime.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:24:21 2017 No.16462974 >>16462965 Vengeance in Little MGC That zombie into wight story by MachineAnon Gladiators in the Night might be good

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:24:37 2017 No.16462975 [DELETED]

>>16462955
At this point I'm not even going to look at it from a personal standpoint and I suggest you just take a moment to not take a look at it from a personal standpoint either.

Are nazis in MGE? No? Then it would be a great idea to shake it up and give it a MGE twist if you or anyone else wants to post it. We usually advocate for relevancy here. So please understand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:25:11 2017 No.16462979 >>16462869 By "strong reaction" what do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:25:13 2017 No.16462980 File: 1.95 MB, 499x758, 3efeb13bd3a611fda801947d0311c828cc1d4352b3d253641fb1c8212436213c.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462915 What about Succubi?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:25:35 2017 No.16462981 >>16462962 Which is exactly what the passive-aggressive shitheel does instead of getting good and actually, I don't know, writing in prose. Greentext is and has always been more of a way to express short ideas, not 'decent' or 'good' stories.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:25:57 2017 No.16462982 >>16462961 Monster girls on nazi uniforms don't really. Monster girls in uniforms? Go ahead sure I'll love that myself. But even looking at it out of my perspective is quite unrelated.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:26:23 2017 No.16462983 [DELETED]

>>16462841
>>16462958
Aren't we all just tasty, yet cheap Mcdonalds menu meals in the grand scale of writing in general? Sure, someone's going to be the big mac of the group and another is going to be the shitty vegetarian option, but at the end of the day actual authors are the prime michelin star restaurant steaks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:26:27 2017 No.16462984 File: 125 KB, 600x589, IMG_1445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462975 This isn't the MGE thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:26:38 2017 No.16462985 >>16462980 Still untopped as best paizuri scene put to animation

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:27:21 2017 No.16462986 >>16462980 Who's this semon demon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:28:18 2017 No.16462987 >>16462984 You're a 100% right. But does that mean you can post anything aslong as it's for monster girls slapped on it? Even stuff that isn't necessarily accepted? It's monster girls is it not?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:28:35 2017 No.16462989 >>16462983 True. So very true.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:28:53 2017 No.16462990 >>16462975 >Are nazis in MGE No but neither are office uniforms and a ton of other things that people discuss. Besides it's as >>16462984 said, this is the monster girl thread, not the MGE thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:29:04 2017 No.16462993 >>16462972 Yeah, but it would be one of those never ending shounens with overpowered main characters that never moves the main plot forward.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:29:26 2017 No.16462995 All you Nazi faggots forget that such things are associated with Grigori. Aka edgelord extraordinaire

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:30:06 2017 No.16462998 File: 164 KB, 160x160, CYCLOPS WITCH, SHE CAN CAN BULLY BULLIES.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh god, the roles have all been reversed!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:30:09 2017 No.16462999 >>16462987 >Even stuff that isn't necessarily accepted? It seems accepted by the majority of people taking part in the conversation? I wouldn't choose basing your argument on that unless you planned on throwing in the towl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:30:18 2017 No.16463000 >>16462987 >But does that mean you can post anything aslong as it's for monster girls slapped on it? Yes? That happens all the time. >Even stuff that isn't necessarily accepted? I mean so far the only one really whinging here is you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:30:26 2017 No.16463004 >>16462983 I strive to be the Salisbury steak of writing. The Lemony Snicket. The R.L. Stine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:30:36 2017 No.16463006 File: 68 KB, 416x634, 1468229948107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462984 Omachi is the fluffiest and most stacked. Too bad Orion couldnct do a proper CG of her. At least we have Noir.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:30:38 2017 No.16463007 >>16462995 Associated how?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:31:12 2017 No.16463010 >>16462965 Moose saga and vengeance for those long runner I try to get into but never do (granted moose is LONGER) Beast's roulette as a nice comfy romp Greentexts as 5-minute shorts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:31:37 2017 No.16463012 >>16462969 No worries, just spreading the info.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:31:43 2017 No.16463014 >>16462993 Ah, so filler central? With copious beach episodes and endless "EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!??"s over everything?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:32:14 2017 No.16463016 >>16462990 Office uniforms are a lot different from nazi uniforms. Because they're usually related to something that has a story or some sort of cute cozy setting. A nazi uniform doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:33:10 2017 No.16463019 >>16463007 They're all he commissions and writes about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:33:25 2017 No.16463023 >>16462985 Especially the part where she curls up a bit and says "come on" while urging the next ejaculation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:35:25 2017 No.16463027 >>16462995 Grigori also likes monster girls, are we not allowed to talk about monster girls now? Who cares what one guy likes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:35:34 2017 No.16463028 >>16463014 More like the edgy ones due to the girls killing tons of people at least once a volume.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:36:09 2017 No.16463030 >>16462993 how any has he got in his battle harem now? 5 right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:36:15 2017 No.16463032 >>16462986 Shamsiel Shahar, reformed succubus of Kyunyuu Fantasy visual novel and anime.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:36:50 2017 No.16463035 >>16463028 >killing is edgy Better hope I don't fudge up my bloodknight character then. I don't want her to be edgy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:37:07 2017 No.16463038 >>16463032 You're a god. May your waifu become real.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:37:18 2017 No.16463042 >>16462939 The red-head in glasses labeled "Hentai Glasses"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:38:38 2017 No.16463047 >>16462841 >>16462849 Thanks guys

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:38:56 2017 No.16463048 >>16463030 10 million.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:38:57 2017 No.16463050 >>16463035 >bloodknight >I don't want her to be edgy. Anon I'm not quite sure how to tell you this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:39:40 2017 No.16463051 >>16463047 Why are these posts deleted

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:39:42 2017 No.16463052 >>16463035 Not him, but if memory serves right there's a weird double standard about morals in the story

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:40:42 2017 No.16463057 File: 303 KB, 404x1107, 1485290442981.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462243 Impostor!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:41:19 2017 No.16463059 Is there any stories that have fighting but are not long and stupid like mooosesaga?

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:41:21 2017 No.16463060

>>16463050
Guess I'll have to face the music when I reach that point.
Not like she is a complete "Uses the blood of her enemies as lube while raping you" type of gal, as she enjoys cooking and other hobbies too.
Reina from FE Fates is a good comparison.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:41:50 2017 No.16463064
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>>16463035
Going to play the devil's advocate here, but there's a pretty big difference between edgy and overly-gratuitous 40Kids or middle school edgy. The less you tell and the more you show makes a world of difference, as well as how bleak your setting is.

It's essentially the difference between setting a Succubus on fire just because she exists (ala EXTERMINATUS), and burning her at the stake for legitimate claims of witchcraft and demonic possession that led to the deaths of four men and a horse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:42:11 2017 No.16463066 >>16463052 Yeah, moose is a bit inconsistent from what I remember.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:43:39 2017 No.16463069 >>16463035 Edgy is the wrong word, but they do wander about curbstomping entire armies with no real consequences at all for their actions. In any other story they'd be the villains.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:43:50 2017 No.16463071 >>16463059 there's that story losenis is doing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:44:02 2017 No.16463074 >>16463064 Tell me more there, teach'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:45:25 2017 No.16463082 >>16463069 Ah, they're anti-heroes. Somewhat what I had in mind too, though not without consequences or people questioning the murderhobo's morals.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:45:37 2017 No.16463083

>>16463074
A Blood Knight is a character that just enjoys fighting ALOT (i.e. Augus from Asura's Wrath). That's not really edgy.

A Blood Knight from Warhammer Fantasy is a supplicant of Khorne who'll slather your innards, offal, and blood all over him before he skullfucks your cadaver. THAT, is edgy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:46:53 2017 No.16463090 >>16463083 She's the former and not the latter. She'd be well on her way to being a Salamander in all honesty.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:47:21 2017 No.16463092

>>16463059
I'm working on a sequence of stories that frequently involve fighting. Followed by lewd, passionate fucking after the combatants have beaten each other senseless.

Don't count on me ever finishing it though. I've been talking about it for years and yet all I have down is a prologue to the first part.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:48:03 2017 No.16463093 >>16463083 There's more to edge than just violence. There's also what I'd call "nihilistic edge."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:48:16 2017 No.16463095 >>16463083 >before he skullfucks your cadaver No that's Slaanesh's gig.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:48:58 2017 No.16463097 >>16463059 Mine has some and will be fairly long, if not badly written. Still very far from the halfway point of my story. >>16463092 At least I am further along than some.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:49:14 2017 No.16463100 >>16463032 She's also the best girl in that entire game. Even if you can end up with all of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:49:30 2017 No.16463102 >>16463093 Don't forget edgy humor as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:50:27 2017 No.16463107 File: 93 KB, 1920x1080, IMG_0670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would it be appropriate to post cute uniforms about now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:51:06 2017 No.16463109 >>16463107 I'd prefer fashionable over cute but go ahead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:53:45 2017 No.16463115 >>16463064 That poor horse...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:54:10 2017 No.16463118 >>16463059 Spider and the Fly has violence, but not swordfighting. I don't know if it's edgy, I tried not to make it edgy, maybe it is. But it's only 150-60 pages

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:54:13 2017 No.16463119 File: 205 KB, 1000x800, IMG_1079.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16463109 Oh? A man of fashion are we? How about some classy girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:54:40 2017 No.16463122 >>16463115 Just like that one manga where a woman defeats a whole army/group and one horse through sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:55:23 2017 No.16463126 >>16463119 Professional.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:55:28 2017 No.16463128 >>16463119 The only good snek is a Shirohebi or a Ryu (not actually a snek).

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:55:58 2017 No.16463129

>>16463052
You mean like how Laven is a shining light of justice but will casually burn a building full of people to the ground and try and hang an old woman, and that's okay because he's on the monstergirls side? When the order guys pull shit like this in the saga they die horribly for it though, because karma.
I'll be surprised if the saga doesn't end with king laven celebrating his new title by roasting the pope guy alive to the cheers of all the monstergirls, because supposedly he can't do anything wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:56:10 2017 No.16463130 >>16463128 >the only good snek is not a snek What did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:56:42 2017 No.16463132 >>16463128 Ryu are weak compared to Wurms. Wurmlings make good hats! Although I will admit Ryulings make cozy scarfs due to their tail fluff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:57:07 2017 No.16463133 >>16463130 They're pretty close in appearance. Just better in every conceivable way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:57:43 2017 No.16463135 >>16463122 >What

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:58:38 2017 No.16463140 >>16463133 But anon you shouldn't try to put other snakes/snake like girls above others. That will make the other snake sad. This will make the other snakes feel like they're worthless. This will kill the snake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:59:21 2017 No.16463143 >>16463129 Bloody hell. Laven's some piece of work. My mc can't receive the same treatment as most everyone hates his guts outside a few companions, like the alcoholic Dragoon with the dead family and is totally not Cyan from ff6 or Richard from ff2.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:59:39 2017 No.16463145 File: 1.29 MB, 1613x2161, Classy Ryu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16463119 Side note - what is that thing that holds the cig actually called?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:59:45 2017 No.16463147 >>16463140 But lots of people like snake girls who aren't me. They can rest easy with that knowledge.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:59:50 2017 No.16463149
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>>16462892
Imagine having a Demon (or any other similar monster girl) following you around.

She would be the very definition of an "Ara Ara" MILF Monster Girl. Her body is voluptuous and delicious-looking, yet not a single gram of fat is out of place. Her the movement of her hips could charm men without magic, and her breast would sway from side to side like a hypnotist's pendulum. She could even pass as a supermodel if she wanted to.
Her dresses are both revealing yet elegant, bordering on slurty, but never out of place on the current occasion.

She would love teasing you, her voice like that of an angel but with intentions less than pure. Her flirting is incessant and very provocative, but the more you reacted to it the more hard-to-get she would act. Making you blush would be her favorite activity of the day, and if she could have her way she would tease you until you were begging her to let you fuck her or she simply turned you into her personal boytoy.

But she could never do any of this, for she is cursed to forever be considered a 'cute girl' because of her incapability to be tall enough to even reach your knees with her arms. Her ovaries would be more blue than her own skin and everyday would be a torture worse than hell because, despite all of her womanly allure, charm and magical prowess, she will never be able to force you to notice her because she will never be taller than even the palm of your hand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:59:53 2017 No.16463150 How often do you think couples make it to the child tree in the center of the tentacle forest? Like one or two couples a month or even rarer? Also, was an explanation ever given as to why flying MGs can't just go over the periphery to get there?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:59:59 2017 No.16463152 >>16463119 Kill yourself JuneCunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:00:22 2017 No.16463154 >>16463135 Yeah. It happened. Couldnct find source, but the girl had a hat shaped like a hand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:00:58 2017 No.16463156 Been a long time since I was here, did the translated version of MGE ever come out yet?

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:01:26 2017 No.16463162

>>16463066
To be fair, I don't know how far he plans this stuff out. I don't think he expected it to be this big when he started I still think the first volume was the best, the rest seemed to be a continuous dive in quality from there on. I dropped it just after Minte joined, so maybe it improves later?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:01:46 2017 No.16463163 >>16463145 I believe they're called Cigarette Holders

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:02:20 2017 No.16463165 >>16463152 Jokes on you, he wasn't me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:02:35 2017 No.16463168 >>16463163 It can't be that simple. R-Right?

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:02:39 2017 No.16463169
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>>16463100
I've only ever seen pics from the game and watched the anime OAVs, does a translated version of the game itself exist? Assuming it would work on my computer it is a classic I would like to experience.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:02:45 2017 No.16463171 >>16463162 It doesn't. I planned mine out fairly far, but I have an ending planned out. I don't know if Moose can say the same.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:03:00 2017 No.16463172 >>16463132 Ryus are way better than Wurms. They are smarter, kinder, cuter, fluffier and if you are too hot she can cool you down with some rain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:03:33 2017 No.16463176 >>16463165 Then you kill yourself.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:03:56 2017 No.16463181

>>16463129
Its pretty crap.
Normally in any other story, the hero would of had a "get your shit together moment" but he comes out on to either bullshit luck or the raw power of his girls

having high tier monsters crush anything in there path is overkill. especially when there is little to no counter. laven might as well be jesus

I mean, how many stories to we have such a fucked hero?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:04:14 2017 No.16463182 >>16463169 It got localized as "Funbag Fantasy". I'm sure you could find a download somewhere. It's a decent translation and there's no pixelation.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:05:05 2017 No.16463185

>>16463143
Not him, but the MC is a bit of a twat. He only survives because his harem are coincidentally the best at their own area of combat. Its like having a small army of dynasty warriors heroes as your ever-present bodyguards. You can do what you want because no one can get near you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:05:20 2017 No.16463188 >>16463168 Well it isn't that simple, they come in length variations. That looks like a thatre length cigarette holder but there are longer and shorter ones.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:05:24 2017 No.16463189

>>16463172
Wurms on the other hand are more cute, endearing with their simplicity, can dig you shelters licitly split, and can easily dig up valuable ores and gems. It's why most Dragons adopt a Wurm to increase their hordr while they be lazy fucks and eat ice cream while watching the food network.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:05:40 2017 No.16463190 >>16463176 You will always be haunted by the fact that someone has taken June as a waifu. The only release you will have from it, will be death.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:05:49 2017 No.16463192 File: 461 KB, 1300x578, 1484454956490.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16462980 >>16463169 How does Succubus milk taste anyways?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:06:59 2017 No.16463198 File: 324 KB, 1200x1840, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16463156 Anyone?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:07:21 2017 No.16463200 >>16463181 I kind of like mcs who have their shit together and don't lose it every time they take 3 steps like 99% of every other hero. Laven just doesn't do it right. >>16463185 That too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:07:51 2017 No.16463202 >>16463181 Dananon is pretty fucked up, but then no one in his world sees him as a pure and just person while he slaps people around. His life is also fucked up, giving him comeuppance for his bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:07:53 2017 No.16463203 >>16463198 Yes, Seven Seas released it about three months ago.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:08:44 2017 No.16463204
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>>16463150
The tree is a myth perpetuated by the Dryads living near the edge of the forest to drive young couples into it so their friends the tentacle trees get something delicious to eat every once in a while.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:08:51 2017 No.16463206 >>16463192 Pretty goddamn decadent. Almost like it's a sin to drink something that tastes that good. Doesn't have any health benefits other than keeping you hard though. Otherwise it's just empty calories.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:10:01 2017 No.16463212 >>16463198 >>16463203 2nd vol is coming soon too iirc amazon is already accepting preorders for it gonna get to have official merch of my waifu now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:10:04 2017 No.16463214 >>16463203 Thanks. Was it decently faithful? I might look into getting it if it was.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:10:17 2017 No.16463215

>>16463149
>not suiting up and bringing her on a grand adventure to the Demon City to request a personal intervention from the DL herself
>not avoiding rapes, Order inquisition, and braving the elements as you narrowly avoid seduction and husband-claims as you delve deeper into the Demon Realm
>not finally resisting the urges of the Demon Lord's court itself to stay devoted to your mini friend, to finally receiving a personal audience where you move the DL with your story to use her power to turn mini into a tall, even more voluptuous sexual goddess
>not then fucking her there in the palace for three weeks straight as she repeatedly thanks you and praises you

Be the hero, anon. Be HER hero.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:10:27 2017 No.16463217

>>16463189
You obviously don't have what it takes to use a Ryu.
You need to look for places in dire need of rain and then trade it for ores and minerals while you eat ice cream. Hell, even some dragons are willing to give up part of their hoards so they can have some nice rain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:11:07 2017 No.16463219 >>16463214 Sabbath (or sabbat) is not children. They're just "diminutive" monsters. Demon Lord is Overlord What else am I missing?

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:12:02 2017 No.16463222
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>>16463150
Not often judging by the below:

>there is no end to the number of married couples that challenge themselves to journey to the deepest parts of these forests; and there is also no end to the number of couples who are tossed limp at the entrance of the forest after being defeated by the tentacles and getting covered in sticky fluid, love juice, and semen.

I would hesitate to guess how many make it though in a given time period though.

As for why not just fly over (high enough that canopy tentacles can't pull the couple down), that's not answered directly but given it states repeatedly how intelligent tentacle plants are, and that the Treasured Child Tree is meant to be a reward to encourage monsters and their husbands to enter the forest (and thus feed the tentacles mana whenever they fail to make it through), I would think that if any couple who "cheated" (via magic or flight) to get there would find that the trees would refuse to produce the fertility juices.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:12:15 2017 No.16463225 >>16463190 You're a fucking idiot who missing the entire point if the setting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:12:19 2017 No.16463227 >>16463217 I wonder if the Desert Kingdoms might have some Ryu couples on retainer.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:12:53 2017 No.16463229

>>16463217
>trading rain for ores
>not having your Wurmling use her skills to assist mining towns find more veins and boost their economy
>not enjoying the good life as you and your Wurmling are hailed as heroes and saints to the miners
>not staying over and enjoying a grand party as your Dragonfu waits for your return and eats your leftover pizza

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:13:52 2017 No.16463232 >>16463227 Judging by the lack of greenery, I'd say no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:14:13 2017 No.16463239 >>16463225 Here's your final (You) from me for this session. I'll see you next time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:14:32 2017 No.16463240 >>16463219 Well that's a bit dumb but I can sort of understand. Also, did it include the bonus illustrations or is it all PG-13 as far as images go?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:14:52 2017 No.16463242 >>16463239 I hope you die tonight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:15:02 2017 No.16463243 File: 982 KB, 972x1102, 1470993101523.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Could Dark Mages give themselves kemonomimi-tier features like animal ears and tails? Pic unrelated since Dark Mages have fuck-all for art.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:15:03 2017 No.16463244

>>16463214
Overall quite faithful, but most references to incest were made less blatant (while still there and accurate). And any reference to child sex was pretty much removed (loli monsters all just have small bodies).

You can find a list of terminology changes and other differences here: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1453

Oh, and several girls got updated art.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:15:50 2017 No.16463249 >>16463240 Nah, its porn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:16:40 2017 No.16463254 >>16463219 >sabbat I can't help but think of Smiling Jack every time I see that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:16:52 2017 No.16463256 >>16463181 My story would've had a pretty fucked up "hero" if I had ever bothered to actually write it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:17:05 2017 No.16463258 >>16463243 Fat thighs like that need a shake to go with them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:17:37 2017 No.16463262 >>16463256 Tell us your "hero".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:18:15 2017 No.16463266 >>16463244 >>16463249 Nice. Better than I'd have guessed. Guess I'll buy it then. Thanks lads.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:18:16 2017 No.16463267

>>16463229
>Not having the miners and wurmlings go crazy for ores so they can have their so desired rain
>Not also getting donations from the outside
>Not threatning to drown the miners and the wurmling if they stop digging
>Not taking control of your now really scared Ryu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:18:28 2017 No.16463268 >>16463240 Not only are they included, they are all uncensored.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:19:20 2017 No.16463272 >>16463243 A Dark Mage can turn into any of the other species if she wanted.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:19:55 2017 No.16463276
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>>16463215
>>16463149
The sad thing is that the MC would not even see her in that way in the first place because of her very size.

It is a self-perpetuating curse that will forever thwart her evermore desperate attempts to getting the dick and curse her, a powerful, beautiful, centuries-old demon, to forever live in a living hell of head-pats and baby-talk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:20:42 2017 No.16463279 >>16463267 Wurm and Ryu will stop you! Using the fusion dance!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:21:21 2017 No.16463284 >>16463276 She was warned about monkey paws goddammit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:21:44 2017 No.16463286 >>16463276 My fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:21:47 2017 No.16463287 >>16463243 Why not? Polymorph-type spells gotta be good for more than just making the user look more human.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:22:06 2017 No.16463290

>>16463243
They strike me as the kind that would do all sorts of poorly regulated 'experiments' of body transformation and enhancing through magic.
Whereas Sabbath witches are organized and Liches are calculated and goal oriented, Dark Mages are the unlicensed nutcases in the fringe with no limits or regulations on their hedonism and depravity.
So basically they're the best

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:22:41 2017 No.16463294 >>16463202 >His life is also fucked up, giving him comeuppance for his bullshit. >giving him comeuppance for his bullshit I think you got your causality a bit flipped around there mate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:23:16 2017 No.16463296 >>16463290 I see Liches as more the type to do that in the name of science.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:25:05 2017 No.16463302 >>16463279 It's too late, Anon. I had a secret Otohime and now I got a tsunami on my hands. The whole city is going to be flooded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:25:44 2017 No.16463309 >>16463276 Love, mamanobama and plot convenience would find a way to at least get him to take the journey and realize her reasons along the way. At least for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:26:21 2017 No.16463312 >>16463302 Ryu can stop the tsunami! And Wurm can help divert excess water! Wyvern whelp can cry a river.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:26:36 2017 No.16463313 >>16463254 Part of me kind of wants to see what would happen if MGE Vampires and VTM Vampires had to interact. Opinions would be divided on the topic of Smiling Jack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:29:03 2017 No.16463327 >>16463312 So the wyvern would be on my side? Good, she can also act as an escape route.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:29:38 2017 No.16463335

>>16463296
Well whereas liches would do it and say 'fascinating- this will require further testing later', DM would be lost in throes of pleasure and emotion and drink even more potion/cast the spell again and again etc until she passes out with little care for actually recording progress

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:31:31 2017 No.16463340 >>16463335 So does it for science vs does it for pleasure. Like Farmnsworth vs Krieger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:32:48 2017 No.16463346 >>16463327 Not if Ryu and Wurm fusion dance to become the ultimate snake dragon thing that's basically Captain Planet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:36:11 2017 No.16463365 File: 211 KB, 800x600, DragonEggs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How many eggs would you make with your snek wife?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:38:14 2017 No.16463371 >>16463365 350.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:38:38 2017 No.16463376 >>16463365 All of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:39:01 2017 No.16463377 >>16463346 They won't be able to stop me. I would have both the power of Otohime and Wyvern while they would be just a durable rain snek. The only thing that can stop me now is my wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:39:31 2017 No.16463382 >>16463365 She'd have to get reconstructive surgery for her cloaca after I'm done with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:40:05 2017 No.16463385 >>16463377 >I would have both the power of Otohime and Wyvern So a slut and a non-factor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:41:06 2017 No.16463389 >>16463377 Why am I picturing a grown Fragon berating her husband and his friend for playing like kids with kids?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:41:37 2017 No.16463392 >>16463389 Dragon. Fragon? The fuck would that be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:42:40 2017 No.16463398 >>16463365 As many as I could. I'd create a whole board of snake eggs! Nothing melts my heart more than reptile eggs. Wish I could have one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:43:46 2017 No.16463401 >>16463398 Would you sneak those eggs into people's houses at night for them to take care of like Wurmmorphs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:44:02 2017 No.16463402 File: 201 KB, 803x1200, Off the ceiling and onto the dance floor, flashing colors are shimmering bright, as she watches him move, to her delight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jinkos at the club.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:45:33 2017 No.16463406 >>16463402 In a jungle of laser beams tonight?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:45:44 2017 No.16463408 >>16463402 >Jinko in a corner, embarassed at being in a club at her age >crawls into a glass of strong alcohol upon remembering she's still single too

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:46:50 2017 No.16463410 >>16463385 No, just a slut. >>16463389 You wouldn't play with little dragons? It sounds fun as fuck to be the villain while they are the heroes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:47:25 2017 No.16463412 >>16463408 >at her age But she's only 16.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:47:25 2017 No.16463413 >>16463402 >UNZ UNZ UNZ UNZ UNZ UNZ >So! Come here often? >"What?" >I said, do you come here often! >"I can't hear you but lets go fuck!" >W-what?! >UNZ UNZ UNZ UNZ... MG clubs must be a nightmare to keep busy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:47:39 2017 No.16463415 >>16463410 I would. But imagining your wife scolding you for doing so is funny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:48:24 2017 No.16463420 >>16463412 She's actually 45.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:49:14 2017 No.16463424 >>16463401 But I want them all to myself. I want all the daughterus!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:50:16 2017 No.16463429 >>16463402 Anon no! Stay away from big muscular girls in night clubs!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:50:31 2017 No.16463432 >>16463420 She can hang out with the shut-in single Dark Mage and Black Dragon from last thread, looks like they're both already fully smashed and wallowing in self pity like usual

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:50:55 2017 No.16463434 >>16463415 Imagine her face when I say that I'm training for when we have a daughteru, or if we already have one, imagine her face when she sees daughteru's smile.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:52:45 2017 No.16463440 >>16463429 But they're the most fun ones there!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:52:58 2017 No.16463442 >>16463432 Fujiko and Ruri? Why would they leave the swamp?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:53:47 2017 No.16463445 >>16463442 Swamps are boring.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:54:16 2017 No.16463446
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>>16463408
>>16463420
Christmas Cakes resigned to their fate are my fetish.

It makes it even hotter then you, a man far younger than them, starts aggressively flirting (molesting) them in a public club.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:55:03 2017 No.16463448 >>16463442 The same reason they do anything, desperation and poor planning plus alcoholism

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:55:38 2017 No.16463452 >>16463446 I desire a strongfat CC jinko that's almost given up on a husband.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:56:24 2017 No.16463455

>>16463413
>Get going with a girl
>she clearly advertises that she wants you
>try to find a dark corner to fuck
>before you can even release your Fudd she pins you to the wall and starts nibbling your neck
>it feels good until she bites
>hard
>she's drawing blood and lapping it up
>"Don't worry, it'll start feeling good real soon-"
>before she even finishes a katana bursts through her chest, causing her to burn to ashes
>standing behind what was going to be your first girlfriend is none other than Blade
>he proceeds to make racist remarks at you before hopping on a motorcycle, which wasn't there ten seconds ago, and does a donut before doing a wheelie through the front door of the club
>you're left standing there, covered in ashes, still a virgin
>Man, Wesley Snipes is a fucking dick
>Maybe that Werewolf group can help you out witj your virginity issue now that your potential lady friend is cake mix?

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:57:31 2017 No.16463459

>>16463446
>start molesting a jinko
>she gets nervous and starts shyly asking you to stop
>ignoring her pleas you continue before leading her by the hand to somewhere more quiet
>it's only once she realises that you're serious that something inside her flips and she pounces on you, unleashing her years of pent up lust
Awakening the lewd side of christmas cakes is great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:58:03 2017 No.16463460 >>16463440 No they aren't! When they're tipsy they're a lot to deal with and they'll end up holding you down and raping you! How awful!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:58:24 2017 No.16463462 >>16463455 I kept reading your post hoping it would make more sense by the end. It didn't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:58:27 2017 No.16463463 >>16463434 >Dad, you're embarrassing me! I can't invite friends over because of you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:59:10 2017 No.16463469 >>16463446 Hag! Old hag!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:59:27 2017 No.16463470 >>16463455 >Some muthafuckas always tryna skate uphill

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:59:34 2017 No.16463471 >>16463462 It was meant to be retarded and illogical, like all clubs become once you learned you've been eating acid and ectasy and not skittles for the past hour.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:00:05 2017 No.16463472 Okay picture this NEET Dark Mages.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:01:28 2017 No.16463478 >>16463472 So a normal dark mage?

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:02:19 2017 No.16463481

>>16463472
Neet Liches are better.
Imagine her complaining about her skeleton miniatures taking longer than they should to be delivered to her crypt, or ranting about having fun outside her crypt is stupid and she'd have to deal with mouth breathers and would much rather have you come over and play table top games with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:02:34 2017 No.16463483 >>16463472 Already kinda discussed one last thread. It's a cute/funny and fitting idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:04:12 2017 No.16463489 >>16463463 Wow rude. I guess my little dragdrag is old enough to be discussing "girls" stuff now. >My waifu will never comfort me because daughteru grows too fast

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:04:15 2017 No.16463490 >>16463478 You know maybe you're right. >>16463483 I must have been asleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:05:05 2017 No.16463493 >>16463371 >>16463376 >>16463382 anons are nuts, thats ALOT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:05:37 2017 No.16463494 >>16463489 It'd be funny if her boyfriend actually idolized you as your daughter resented you for keeping your inner child alive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:05:50 2017 No.16463495 >>16463481 >Table-Top Games with a Lich DM I have the oddest sensation of this turning out like the final arc of the original Yugioh, just lewder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:06:37 2017 No.16463502 >>16463495 Did that anon ever finish the DnD story with MGs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:08:45 2017 No.16463507 >>16463495 The arc with Drak God Mc Dragonheadpenis raping Exodia and being curbstomped by an asspull?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:10:06 2017 No.16463511 >>16463494 Her boyfriend is a bro. I'm glad that such a rebel child found such a nice guy. Can't wait to play with my grandchildren.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:12:03 2017 No.16463516 >>16463511 >Grandchildren all look up to you as a cool old dude >Your daughter is still embarrassed by you but mellowed out Better take those kids camping and show them how to have fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:13:11 2017 No.16463520 >>16463472 Only if they look like a Hex Maniac

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:13:41 2017 No.16463521 >>16463472 Sounds cute. Also all that lasting around could add extra THICC.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:15:58 2017 No.16463531 >>16463516 Fuck you anon, I really really want to have a big family with my waifu now. I try to ignore those feels, but sometimes they come back. God, just imagine everyone smilling and being happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:17:07 2017 No.16463535 All this talk of families. I can't wait any longer. I need it now!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:17:32 2017 No.16463538 >>16463502 Which one? Because none of them are completed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:18:09 2017 No.16463542 >>16463516 >"Dad why on earth are you dragging us to some godforsaken valley in the middle of nowhere?" >It builds character

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:18:31 2017 No.16463545 >>16463520 >>16463521 Those were most certainly implied.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:18:34 2017 No.16463547 >>16463538 I faintly remember one being released months ago. There are more than one? Be a bro and link them to someone who loves some good tabletop games.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:18:55 2017 No.16463550
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>>16463469
Yes.

That is exactly what she would think of herself while I whispered into one of her ear how silly I think it is that she'd come at a club at her age, yet how cute I thought she was and all of the lewd things that I wanted to do to her, all while I pump my fingers into her ass and pussy for the foreseeable future.

She'd be petrified in the little far too little for her size bar bench, too afraid to move and only begging me to stop while hiding her face in her drink as she begs to any god above that no one is noticing her pathetic and lewd display.

I'd take a glance to the pair of succubi twins sitting on a nearby table enjoying the show and laughing among themselves. Maybe another night.

I'd continue teasing the cute cat squirming in my grasp until she could take no longer and then I'd stop, edging her over and over until her face was red as a tomato and her brain overloaded with lewd thoughts.

Then I'd take her paw in mine, whisper something into her ear and lead her to one of the private rooms in the club I'd have previously reserved for 8 hours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:20:36 2017 No.16463554 >>16463542 Grandpa and grandma did the same, but we shot shit and had fun fishing. I still remember that fried fish to this day.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:21:57 2017 No.16463558

>>16463507
No, no, not the Millennium TTRPG.

The final arc of the original, 7-volume manga. Similar concept, Yugi and Bakura in a Tabletop, but without the weird, time-travel-y, the-game-reflects-history craziness. Just Yugi and friends trapped in miniatures at the mercy of Dark Bakura as DM.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:22:46 2017 No.16463560 >>16463051 Probably because one of the worst writers was getting called out on his faggotry

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:22:57 2017 No.16463562 >>16463550 L-Lewd!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:23:27 2017 No.16463563 >>16463558 Ah. Would the Lich let anything rape you though? I'd imagine she'd want you all to herself unless she wants you experienced enough for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:23:59 2017 No.16463566 >>16463560 Who? Bob?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:24:31 2017 No.16463569 >>16463542 As someone who'd want 5 little newts, I want to show 'em how to make smores with their tails.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:25:28 2017 No.16463575 >>16463566 Probably bollocks.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:25:42 2017 No.16463576

>>16463563
It's simple.

Once she's transformed you into a living miniature, completely at the mercy of her magic on the enchanted game board, she'll have you raped in all kinds of fantastic scenarios across the game she's played out...

All the encounters requiring consciousness being directly possessed by her, of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:26:08 2017 No.16463578 >>16463569 Don't burn down the forrest! Or else Smokey the bear is going to rape you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:26:41 2017 No.16463581 >>16463576 Ah, so she's still raping you then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:26:57 2017 No.16463584 >>16463566 >>16463575 The funny thing is, I know they've both written things that were quite adored by the thread in general. Anonymously, of course. Truly, anonymity is the most valuable part of 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:28:13 2017 No.16463592 >>16463584 And let me guess. These few times were when they tried not being total faggots?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:28:27 2017 No.16463594 >>16463581 Precisely!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:28:38 2017 No.16463595 >>16463578 B-but I have a waifu! Getting away with stupid shit with daughterus sounds both dumb and fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:31:20 2017 No.16463608 >>16463594 Hope she does more than a magical realm then. I want some story in between sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:32:09 2017 No.16463613 >>16463595 Anon you're supposed to teach your daughteru valuable lessons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:33:28 2017 No.16463615 >>16463613 Like how to shoplift or lie out of trouble.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:33:43 2017 No.16463616 >>16463608 You think she'd put in the effort to implant your soul into a living miniature without having something beyond simple lewd encounter after rape event?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:35:03 2017 No.16463619 >>16463616 If she was sexually frustrated enough? Yes. I hope she has a grand adventure laid out, or ar least something akin to Psychonauts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:35:04 2017 No.16463620 >>16463613 It's not illegal if no one sees it, Anon. And they always fall in line anyways. Salamander's Honor, you know. >>16463615 See? He gets it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:35:28 2017 No.16463622 >>16463592 Eh, who knows? Maybe they get stressed by the negativity attached to their names, so they find it easier to write stuff that the thread would actually like anonymously? I'm no mind reader.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:36:41 2017 No.16463629 >>16463584 Lying is a sin, Anon.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:36:44 2017 No.16463630
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>>16463562
Exactly.

This is the kind of power that comes with being an incubus. The power to move monsters to your will, and take from them what you want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:36:51 2017 No.16463631 >>16463622 Sometimes the name breaks it regardless of the content. It's why people are weary of rocky mountain popcorn.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:36:52 2017 No.16463632

>>16463620
>>16463615
No anons! You're daughterus will grow up to be criminals! Teach them good lessons. Like staying out of trouble and doing the right thing!

It's what your waifu would want. I bet those cute little salamanders wouldn't want to grow up to be in a jail cell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:38:04 2017 No.16463637 >>16463632 That anon decided to really be evil instead of just pretending and playing with his daughter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:38:14 2017 No.16463639 >>16463632 But my little matchstick can shoplift like a pro at just 2nd grade! Her Hellpup friend is a bad influence though.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:38:16 2017 No.16463640

>>16463584
Of course they did, people here just parrot opinions based on the names rather than actually reading stuff half the time.

If people actually read stuff and had their own opinions, they would see that Alp isn't nearly as bad as he used to be. Not calling his work amazing or even in the top 50% but he's not absolute shit anymore.
>>16463592
Both have written nice stuff without any funny business and either been ignored or outright told to fuck off just because of their name. Remember Bob's Khepri story? No one gave him the time of day because they were mad at him for his other stories, despite it containing none of his usual bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:38:45 2017 No.16463644 >>16463630 Shoujo artstyles are a guilty pleasure.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:39:12 2017 No.16463649

>>16463619
Of course she has an adventure laid out for you!

A grand, sweeping tale full of adventure and dungeoneering as much as it is rape and lewdness. And at the end of it all, she'll even have you marry an Undead Princess!

What? No, of course she didn't model the Princess miniature on herself, don't be silly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:39:55 2017 No.16463653 >>16463649 I want to screw the queen, not the princess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:40:30 2017 No.16463659 >>16463640 That is their fault. If they write trash they can't get all surprised when people don't give them the time of day or another chance. They make a first impression and it's supposed to be good. That way people don't associate you with trash.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:41:25 2017 No.16463662 >>16463632 Hey, my 5 little Salamander scouts know the most important rule of all. Leave No Trace And their mom always has 'em training, they'd need time for fun nonsense. I just realized that if they got into fights, I'd ask if they won

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:43:59 2017 No.16463673

>>16463637
This isn't good. As a favour to the anon with the salamander family. I will have family adviser officer sent to their house. That way they can have support through the dark time they face.

>>16463639
That isn't good anon. What happens when she gets arrested? She gets caught. And that little lizard you hoped would grow up and live a happy succuesful life is now in tears inside a cell. She's calling for her daddy but there's no answer.

Please anon. Raise your daughteru right. For her sake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:46:06 2017 No.16463686 >>16463673 Good good. I don't want my little flying lizard getting grouped with his five fire ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:48:32 2017 No.16463699 >>16463686 That's actually a terrible thing to say. How would you like it if your daughterus got in serious trouble in the law and had to spend time in prison?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:48:56 2017 No.16463701 >>16463673 H-Hey, don't I get a say in this? They're my kids! >>16463686 They're respectable newts, I assure you. My waifu's gonna be pissed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:49:12 2017 No.16463704 >>16463560 I just remember someone mentioning nice things about some of my work and getting deleted. I don't know why

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:50:04 2017 No.16463713 >>16463653 The Queen is dead, and she needs a husband before she can be crowned Queen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:50:07 2017 No.16463714 >>16463701 No anon. You don't. That's the harsh reality.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:51:18 2017 No.16463722

>>16463659
True but at the same time, people shouldn't comment on shit they haven't read and act like they're the world's most knowledgeable person about the quality of a writer.

Besides, Bob made a good first impression. It's what happened after the first impression that was the problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:51:59 2017 No.16463727 >>16463714 Damn it. Now I have to actually go to be authorized to be an actual Salamander Scoutmaster. Not like it's a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:53:00 2017 No.16463732 >>16463701 As long as they don't her little hoard eveyone should be okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:53:53 2017 No.16463737 >>16463732 That's not something anyone wants to deal with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:55:08 2017 No.16463740 File: 142 KB, 415x367, AE11456C-979B-4517-A479-D7CBC608A8E8-503-000000BF13FBE1B2_tmp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16463550

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:57:39 2017 No.16463746 >>16463737 Well in that case I guess they can at least be friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:58:27 2017 No.16463749 >>16463659 >Write trash >Make a good first impression No idea what you're talking about on the trash end, but I don't feel like kicking the autistic hornet nest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 17:59:46 2017 No.16463754 >>16463746 At least. I may have systematically screwed over my daughterus. At least they can pretend to be the Three Musqueteers +2.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:02:45 2017 No.16463765 I want to work with a bunch of single monster girls and at the office Christmas party, tell them that I'm getting them all pregnant for Christmas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:08:55 2017 No.16463797 File: 867 KB, 1000x1333, d23f876fa0d7e859f6cbd697839bbd04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16463765 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwCbbMgp3Lw

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:09:29 2017 No.16463801 >>16463765 I hope you intend on taking responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:09:54 2017 No.16463804 >>16463797 I thought the idea was for the daughteru to come 9 months AFTER Christmas? Or alternative, 3 months before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:13:28 2017 No.16463821 >>16463804 Yeah but don't you want a (hellhound) puppy for Christmas?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:17:11 2017 No.16463833 >>16463804 Can't MGs choose not to give birth if their husband like them pregnant due to mamanomana or something? I'm sure that KC said that in a Q&A.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:18:33 2017 No.16463841 >>16463833 That is the most stupid thing I've heard mamono mana do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:19:51 2017 No.16463844 >>16463833 >I'm sure that KC said that in a Q&A. Link plz. That's the silliest thing I've heard in a while.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:21:58 2017 No.16463862 >>16463833 Baby bumps are cute. But you should be more excitied about the daughteru that jumps out!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:22:03 2017 No.16463864 >>16463704 It's because it was linked to that Nazi discussion earlier. Does not change the fact that you're still a london broil flank steak to Bollocks' garbage veggie burger and Bob's semen flavoured eclair.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:22:23 2017 No.16463867

>>16463841
It's stupid sure, but the most stupid thing it can do? Nah, I'm sure that there are worst things.

>>16463844
I'm have no idea from witch Q&A it was and I'm not going to dig through all of those just for that. Might just be a thing I have miss-remembered.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:22:53 2017 No.16463868 >>16463833 The only place I can ever recall that being a thing was one of Bob's stories

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:24:24 2017 No.16463878 >>16463867 I don't know Anon. Holding a baby in sounds really retarded. What else could supass it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:29:01 2017 No.16463904 >>16463841 I'd call curing autism the funniest thing it can do, we need a good dose of mamono mana in here at times.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:29:17 2017 No.16463905 >>16463878 >What else could supass it? Letting you make a Shirohebi accept a harem or Hellhound submissive. Or just making everyone pseudo-immortal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:31:21 2017 No.16463917 File: 3.71 MB, 3720x5262, 1476598792097.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16463107 Cardigan uniforms are cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:31:53 2017 No.16463921 >>16463905 >>16463904 Fuck, I forgot that it could cure anything and regrow limbs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:33:40 2017 No.16463932 >>16463921 I think I'd only use it for growing my dick a little longer. No too over the top and not too long. And I'd only do it if my waifu was ok with it. And only with her permission.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:35:52 2017 No.16463940 >>16463932 I'd use it to impregnate my waifu by cumming into her belly button.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:36:58 2017 No.16463944 >>16463864 >you're still a london broil flank steak to Bollocks' garbage veggie burger and Bob's semen flavoured eclair If I can memorize this, I'm using it

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:55:40 2017 No.16464006

>>16459249
This is coming along pretty well. That being said, you should be very careful about story construction and pacing. It can be tempting to use lots of dialogue, but stories need not recreate reality. Dialogue is clunky and generally difficult to write. It takes a great deal of skill to write consistently natural speech. What happens, more often than not, is that you will write what is obviously a scripted conversation meant to exhibit certain story points. It is obvious to the attentive reader and can break immersion. Free use of direct quotations also makes it very tempting to the author to simply have the characters narrate the plot or their feelings themselves. You stray into this territory a couple times, particularly in the long conversation blocks in and around the pool scene.

As mentioned above, pacing is also very important. Pacing has to aspects: visual and story. Visual pacing is how long the event is in text. A reader would probably not be satisfied with the line "and then ten years passed", partially because it trivializes the event. Occurrences of import should be appropriately long and distant events should appear distant to the reader. You have no issue here. You do have an issue with story pacing. There is no separation, in story, between events. If you read the pool scene carefully, you'll note that he jumps in, is brought to the surface, says a single line, attempts to stand on his foot twice, and says less than half a dozen lines before trying to leave the pool. These events could not possibly have taken more than a minute combined. Does this seem reasonable to you? The situation, as written, is unbelievable because the story does not match realistic expectations. The same happens in the conversation with the Pharaoh. Nothing happens aside from dialogue (another reason to avoid direct quotations). This scene, which presumably required the Pharaoh to take time out of her busy schedule to come down to meet him in the courtyard unexpectedly, could not have lasted more than two minutes, even with significant awkward pauses. While it is not necessary for a story to exactly reflect life, it should never contradict the reader's expectations and life experiences.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:56:06 2017 No.16464010 >>16463932 >not wanting to skindentate your waifu on your megacock as she reaches ahegao levels never thought possible

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:05:50 2017 No.16464038 >>16464010 Pushing my waifu to the point of double heart pupils sounds great. Now how do I put pants on?

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:12:44 2017 No.16464064

>>16463455
Nothing a Lich can't fix.
Or some kind of ressurection stone/medicine/gem, provided her soul lingers around long enough.

But seriously, Liches are magic. Cut to pieces? Lich fixes it. Turned to ash? No problem, Lich fixes it within a day. Disintegrated and the very structure of your cells completely returned to their basic elements? No problem at all, a Lich can fix it.

Just don't ask how she does it. Or what the price is beforehand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:13:26 2017 No.16464070 File: 591 KB, 700x933, IMG_1831.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is now a goo girl thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:14:21 2017 No.16464073 >>16464038 Did you forgot? Mamono mana!

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:15:31 2017 No.16464078

>>16463944
Well let me put it in a different way as well.

Peter is the kind of guy who writes pretty fucking great stories but takes forever to update them because he's in the Navy doing real world shit. Consistently good but inconsistently updated. See: Gone with the Blastwave

Bollocks, however, is the kind of faggot who's whiny, pretentious, and writes more bad shit than anything good. Rarely does anything -not- for attention and should've just killed himself back in Nov/Dec like he said he would. See: Looking for Group.

Bob is just the edgy teenage girl who pretends they don't care about anything but has a deep down resentment for all men and being reminded of their shortcomings. See: Sinfest

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:16:15 2017 No.16464080 File: 745 KB, 3505x4097, 1484476260968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16464070 Reminder that Shoggoths are superior to every Slime type.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:17:01 2017 No.16464082 >>16464080 Except for Nureonago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:18:14 2017 No.16464088 >>16464080 Except for Humpty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:18:19 2017 No.16464089 File: 68 KB, 791x363, Dragon Slime.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16464082 And Nureonago are inferior to Dragon Slimes. Checkmate.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:19:38 2017 No.16464095

>>16464073
God Fucking Damn It.
>Pants don't fit?
>Mamono Mana!
>Clip on tie a little uncomfortable?
>Mamono Mana!
>Monster wife is vicegripped to your dick and is unable to get off on her own volition?
>MA-Motherfucking-MONO MANA!!
Goddammit, It fixes fucking everything.
Wheres a Tanuki cosplaying Billy Mays when you fucking need one?

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:20:04 2017 No.16464097
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I want to find new ways to bully weresheep
>your favorite weresheep target is in the changing room after gym class getting back into her uniform
>she's the last one in there, at least that's what she thought until she looked over and saw another weresheep huddled in the corner with her back turned
>"Um, are you ok? The next class will be starting soon, so you should hurry and get dressed."
>she walks over to check on the other girl, and just as she's about to touch her, the other sheep springs up
>she lets out a startled bleat as the wool is cast off, revealing it was you underneath, wearing wolf pelts that leave your toned chest and abs visible to her
>you grab her and pull her in close, fondling her all over. you bend down to her ear and whisper "Didn't your parents tell you to watch out for wolves in sheep's clothing? Look at all this delicious meat on you. I'm gonna have fun eating you up."
>you fuck her in the privacy of the changing room until she's stuffed with baby batter and leave the pelts on her as a blanket after she passes out

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:20:10 2017 No.16464100 >>16464089 Nureonago are objectively the best slime type.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:20:40 2017 No.16464102 Can anyone offer advice on writing in first person future? After a bit of thinking it's the only tense I'd be able to write about what I want to write about in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:21:14 2017 No.16464106 >>16464078 >In the Navy been out for 5 years now, I'm in college and working. I left because I moved on to other stuff for a couple years, but I'm back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:21:35 2017 No.16464108 >>16464097 >>you fuck her in the privacy of the changing room until she's stuffed with baby batter and leave the pelts on her as a blanket after she passes out How considerate!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:21:42 2017 No.16464109 File: 189 KB, 785x749, Lovelytea.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't forget to be nice for the less vocal and even silent Monstergirls out there! They deserve love too! Why not invite one over for tea? She is sure to appreciate it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:21:43 2017 No.16464110 >>16464102 >writing in first person future Fuck is this shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:23:37 2017 No.16464117 >>16464102 >writing in first person future use present tense

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:23:50 2017 No.16464118 >>16464108 I'd totally invite a Soldier Beetle for tea. Size might be a problem though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:24:52 2017 No.16464123 >>16464108 of course, I'm a monster girl bully, not a jerk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:24:52 2017 No.16464124 >>16464070 Bubuzuke did the best slimes Shame he doesn't do much anymore

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:25:04 2017 No.16464125 >>16464118 Meant for >>16464109

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:25:44 2017 No.16464127 >>16464095 >Drop cup on the ground >It bouces back to your hand and nothing spills thanks to mamono mana >Didn't finish homework? >Mamono mana does it for you Mamono mana probably turned off the stove for you too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:27:57 2017 No.16464130 >>16464127 Oh my fucking god, I could have made these stupid jokes last thread when people where talking about the nature of free will when mamono mana is involved. Dammit. Ah, but it can't make me not a virgin!

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:28:14 2017 No.16464135

>>16464110
Basically an extended, more fleshed out version of an 'I want to X with my Kobold waifu'daughteru' post.

>>16464117
That might work, though talking about the present when I'm not actually doing the things I'm writing about seems a little too much like RP. Maybe I'm just paranoid about being too RP-y, I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:33:43 2017 No.16464160 >>16461569 Methonium is totally going to do an author doujin, right? Right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:34:59 2017 No.16464167 File: 156 KB, 720x1200, IMG_1834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16464124 He draws very nice monster girls in general.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:35:04 2017 No.16464168 >>16464135 I don't know man, just give it a try I'd say.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:36:52 2017 No.16464181

>>16464006
This is pretty much what I was looking for when I asked for feedback, so thank you for that. Hopefully I can remedy the problems you addressed.

I would like a bit of clarification though, with what you said about the story pacing. I assume you mean that the scenes I wrote were too short, scripted, and unnatural, correct? What can I do to prevent that? Should I try to cut down on the dialogue, and flesh out actions and thoughts more, or should I slow down the scenes in general and try to make them occur more naturally?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:43:50 2017 No.16464220 >>16464135 >>16464168 Ok, after some experimenting, future just doesn't work with dialogue. I didn't know getting closer to them would make writing so hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:48:52 2017 No.16464253 >>16464095 I need a billy mays tanuki selling mamanomana I'm requesting this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:49:01 2017 No.16464254 >>16464130 It will use a monster girl for that, but it can make you a virgin again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:50:31 2017 No.16464259 >>16464253 Do it, I double fucking dare you. >>16464254 >it can make you a virgin again. Magic has gone too far.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:53:44 2017 No.16464277 >>16464259 Not magic, man. Mamono mana.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:53:59 2017 No.16464278 >>16464167 I feel like I shouldn't like those titties, but I do anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:56:30 2017 No.16464288 >>16464277 It's still gone too far. How the hell can I deflower my waifu more than once? Logic itself bends to Mamono Mana. Such energy is far too powerful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:56:57 2017 No.16464290 >>16464130 But can mamano mana change the nature of man?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:59:25 2017 No.16464299 >>16464290 I dunno, Does love bloom on the battlefield? Do Soldier Beetles smile? Is a man but a miserable pile of secrets? Does the Tengu keep stealing my tootsie pops to see how many licks it takes to get to the center? You tell me.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:00:00 2017 No.16464303

>>16464288
I mean, mamono mana does what it does to make you happy. If you are a lazy bum that wants your house clean but you don't want a kiki mamono mana cleans the house for you.
Know when it starts raining but you forgot your umbrella? Mamono mana makes it so it doesn't rain on you.

>>16464290
Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:01:59 2017 No.16464309 >>16464303 >Mamono mana makes it so it doesn't rain on you. I swear to god, Tanukis are gonna sell that shit to the military if they ever crossed dimensions into our world.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:02:38 2017 No.16464311

>>16464299
The saddest thing is that isn't even what Dracula actually says in the Japanese dialogue. After Richter explains that generosity and selflessness are what drives humanity to strive together, Dracula responds with: "Preposterous. Which one of our claims is true? I shall give you that answer, along with death's embrace!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:04:04 2017 No.16464316 >>16464309 Mate, if you don't want to waste money mamono mana makes it so that tanukis give it to you for fucking free.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:04:39 2017 No.16464318 >>16464311 That dialogue was to cool for the ears of Burger-land.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:06:43 2017 No.16464326

>>16464095
>>16464127
>>16464253
>Hi, Jilly Mays here for manomo mana, the new miracle solution from the folks at DemonRealm(tm)
>It's a fast, easy to use substitute for magic and plot development that works great on breach-of-continuity stains and even lore contradictions!
>watch as we pour some on this average sized human getting raped by a dire Ushu, BAM! She's already Heart pupiled and his pelvis bones are now mostly not broken!
>Manomo mana works on body parts, mindsets, personality traits, fetishes, sustenance, life ambitions, human mortality, monstergirl mortality, plant mortality, rape prevention, rape promotion, floor tiles and so much more!
>don't take my word for it, listen to these satisfied customers!
>"Yeah well I really wasn't into the idea of being literally tentacle mindbroken and turned into a codpiece but thanks to manomo mana I can see it's really not so bad!"
>"Manomo mana turned me into a sex god, but not like a mean, impersonal sex god, kinda like a more loving and cuddly sex god, you know? It also tailored my pants for some reason!"
>"-screaming somewhat positive rape noises from a darkened pit-"
>But wait there's more! Order now and you'll receive a second order of Manomo mana absolutely free! And a third! And a fourth! All of the Manomo mana! Forever!
>that's an infinite plot device asspull, yours absolutely free with continued levels of monster sex
>Don't miss this opportunity to fulfill your escapist fantasy- order now! Operators are standing by (to fuck you)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:07:42 2017 No.16464328 >>16464316 >Tanuki >Free That's ridiculous. The only things that Mamono Mana is good for is a bigger wang-rod, increased endurance and for Re-deflowering your waifu on her birthday when she least expects it.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:08:41 2017 No.16464334
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>>16464097
I'd love to be the Big Bad Wolf to a group of weresheep schoolgirls and bully their pudgy bellies and spank their fat bottoms all around school.

What is the female equivalent of a Fear Boner? I really love giving those to monster girls.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:08:52 2017 No.16464336
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All the recent talking about Demon made me think about loli Demons. A wide-hipped loli Demon that wants to practice making contracts with you with trivial short duration deals, but it's all lewd stuff until she's just signing herself to be your love slave for the rest of the night for no cost.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:09:11 2017 No.16464337 >>16464326 I kek'd

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:09:21 2017 No.16464338 >>16464328 Nope. Mamono mana bends everything, time, space, nature. If the mamono mana is strong inside of you then you can get free things from tanukis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:09:46 2017 No.16464340 >>16464326 You, go buy yourself a drink, you earned it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:10:06 2017 No.16464341 >>16464326 >floor tiles ayyyy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:10:21 2017 No.16464342 >>16464334 >Trap in the middle Fuck off Bollocks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:10:37 2017 No.16464343 >>16464334 One of those weresheep is not a girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:10:44 2017 No.16464345 >>16464326 This is pretty great. Made my little night better, thanks mamono mana.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:10:48 2017 No.16464346 File: 70 KB, 600x800, 1479256742437.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna touch her paw pads!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:11:12 2017 No.16464348 >>16464311 In a twist of fate, probably not that many people would remember the scene were it not for the dialogue and voice acting just going full meme.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:11:16 2017 No.16464350 File: 755 KB, 830x1200, 57E5421E-7A43-45F8-B05A-4BC3C0F93A1D-1057-000001B8CE52A462_tmp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16464340 Just got outta work so don't mind if I do!

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:11:38 2017 No.16464353

>>16464181
Outside of keeping an eye on the amount of dialogue, there is no real general solution to story pacing. You really just have to look critically at what you write and ask if it makes sense. It's not that you weren't using enough words, but that the content you described does not match the scene, and the scene does not match a reasonable reality. When you write, think about how the scene would look in a play or a movie. The best negative example in that story is the scene in the pool. You describe everything adequately, but the actual scene would have lasted for less than a minute. Would the characters really get changed into different clothes and work up determination for a one-minute swim?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:12:39 2017 No.16464355 >>16464348 Well, yeah. It's up there in campy voice acting like. >YOU, THE MASTER OF UNLOCKING. >STOP. DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR. >YOU WERE ALMOST A JILL SANDWICH Or, my personal favorite old game meme. >HA HA HA, I AM MAGNETO. MASTER OF MAGNET.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:13:39 2017 No.16464358 >>16464355 I wonder what All your base are belong to us was translated from

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:13:48 2017 No.16464361 >>16464338 This is too much, how can I hate something so much and still like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:14:56 2017 No.16464364 >>16464361 You see, Anon. The answer for that is mamono mana.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:15:42 2017 No.16464367 File: 96 KB, 600x645, Cc6HJMoUAAAkF70.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16464343 >>16464342 You lost me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:15:49 2017 No.16464369 >>16464278 Why shouldn't you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:15:52 2017 No.16464370 >>16464350 Drink yourself into submission, It's not like an Oni is gonna break down your door, steal your special reserve and rape you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:16:37 2017 No.16464376 >>16464358 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE6emvdmg-M That was mostly a localization issue more than anything, but the original text was something along the lines of "Thanks to the united cooperation of X, CATS was able to take over all your bases."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:16:52 2017 No.16464378 >>16464336 So a Devil?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:16:58 2017 No.16464379 >>16464334 >>16464367 Fuck off you cancerous faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:19:02 2017 No.16464387 File: 107 KB, 295x500, Arch_Imp_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imps are criminally underrated!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:19:08 2017 No.16464388 >>16464367 it has a penis, therefore not a girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:19:19 2017 No.16464390 >>16464370 Good thing I spiked it with Manomo Mana(tm)!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:20:16 2017 No.16464395 >>16464369 they're weirdly shaped I guess, but I still want to play with them

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:20:58 2017 No.16464399 >>16464387 You're right, they should be way higher on the list of worst girls

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:21:08 2017 No.16464400

>>16464364
So, to summarize, mamono mana can:
Increase the size and power of my wang-rod
Let me re-Deflower my waifu
Clean the mildew of my driveway
Bend reality to it's knees and make it do "stuff
And can give me plot armor of unprecendented proportions.

Now that's silly

>>16464390
Damn it. There's no escape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:21:20 2017 No.16464401 >>16464387 I say they are just criminal and if you are seen talking to one you will be judged as an accomplice to their crimes!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:24:28 2017 No.16464412 >>16464378 Not really. There are a lot of differences between those two species.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:25:13 2017 No.16464419 >>16464400 Yep. I guess one of the most extreme things it does is negate death.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:25:22 2017 No.16464422 >>16464367 >Male furry >Oblivious to the fact the goat in the middle with the hair over one eye is a trap >Being this much of a cancerous faggot Fuck off Bollocks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:26:44 2017 No.16464436 File: 218 KB, 869x1301, alps.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16464379 >>16464422 I just want to molest some sheeps, ok? >>16464388 It's fine. Mamonobanana can solve everything.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:26:53 2017 No.16464437

>>16464390
I wanna see a monstergirl version of that old time magazine ad where the husband is like 'That's alright honey- at least you didn't burn the beer!' Except with a big MG as the guy and an anon as the housewife and instead of beer it's Manomo mana

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:28:01 2017 No.16464441 >>16464419 KC is a madman. I'm gonna throw some money at him, preferably in quarters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:29:11 2017 No.16464449 >>16464436 >has a penis >mamonomana solves everything >alps damn, you got me there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:29:23 2017 No.16464450 >>16464436 So you'd force a man to alp. How degenerate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:29:52 2017 No.16464452 >>16464436 Still not a place for trapshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:30:14 2017 No.16464453 >>16464436 You're still being a colossal faggot. Now fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:30:59 2017 No.16464455 >>16464353 Alright, thank you very much, I'll do my best to improve on that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:31:00 2017 No.16464456 How do I attract a hell hound as quickly as possible?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:31:29 2017 No.16464457 >>16464441 And that my friend, is the reason why mamono mana is shit and most people throw parts of it away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:32:13 2017 No.16464462 >>16464456 Grill a steak. If that doesn't work, tape it to your dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:34:56 2017 No.16464473 >>16464462 The second part of that doesn't sound very healthy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:35:03 2017 No.16464474 File: 377 KB, 706x1000, 1484606183559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16464457 It's silly, it really is. Have a drooling Pickle-Demon, it'll wash the bad taste of plot magic out of your mouth.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:35:26 2017 No.16464476
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>>16464450
No one can force anyone to alp. It was always within him whether to alp or not.

>>16464453
>>16464455
>Getting this triggered over a single picture who's content was not even implied on the same post.
Please calm down. You really have no reason to get so mad at such inconsequential things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:36:22 2017 No.16464478 >>16464462 Probably going to attract more than just a hellhound with a steak. Don't be surprised if you get a big jinko or >>16464474 to show up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:36:38 2017 No.16464480 >>16464455 Sorry, wrong reply.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:38:36 2017 No.16464486 >>16464473 Would you rather put it on cold anon? Because that's what it sounds like. It's not like a Hellhounds gonna complain, one way or the other. >>16464478 Pickle-Demons did nothing wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:38:53 2017 No.16464489 >>16464476 Only getting annoyed by it because you're doing it with the intent on subverting the fact there's a fucking monsterboy right in the fucking middle of the page you shithead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:39:28 2017 No.16464491 File: 2.10 MB, 1771x2509, Fluffly.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16464474 Don't worry I got this big, horny lava walker to burn it away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:39:40 2017 No.16464492 >>16464311 Honestly like the Burger-land version better. "I shall give you that answer, along with death's embrace!" just sounds so... generic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:40:42 2017 No.16464497 >>16464334 Is Hirame kill? I heard someone tell me the other day he is kill. I'd be very sad if he is kill. Him, and Shiden Akira.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:41:53 2017 No.16464503 File: 239 KB, 1495x2048, sweet_sheep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16464476 caprine are great for cuddling

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:42:00 2017 No.16464505 >>16464491 Why is that Akantor so fluffy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:42:16 2017 No.16464506 >>16464491 Why is Akantor so fluffy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:43:08 2017 No.16464507 >>16464506 Are you me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:43:50 2017 No.16464511 >>16464507 Yes

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:45:35 2017 No.16464518
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>>16464511
The time line has convoluted, it seems.
Quick, what is the Air land speed of a Yian Garuga in heat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:45:57 2017 No.16464520 What's your favorite monstergirls favorite position?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:46:13 2017 No.16464523 File: 1.06 MB, 1158x1637, 1462099345248.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16464505 >>16464506 I don't know man, I just know that sometimes I secretly wish that my dragon had a bit of fluff that I could rub my face on and brush it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:46:33 2017 No.16464525 >>16464518 We talkin' GL120 here?

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:46:50 2017 No.16464526
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>>16464489
Not really?

Why is is such a serious point of contention the existence of male monsters within monster girl-centric media?
I don't want to cause any drama, I just don't understand why it' such a serious issue to some Anons in MGT (people not having the same fetishes aside).

>>16464497
I'm not really sure, but I seriously hope not.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:46:58 2017 No.16464527

>>16464492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MM_Q0nfaG0

He said the line in the context of having an opposing and cynical world view to Richter's naivete. The full script goess:

R: Begone! This world was not made for the likes of you!

D: It was not my own powers that brought about my resurrection. It was greed, the greed of you men that summoned me back. And is justice not defined by the mighty?

R: Such a selfish claim! Humanity is guided by our shared principles. We only want to come together, and move forward.

D: Oh, but the truth is that humanity also bears burgeoning desires within them, which leads to them to submit to their religious creeds, yes?

R: Mere power is not what guides humanity. Respect and generosity: These are what truly guides mankind!

D: Preposterous. Which of our claims is true? I shall give you that answer, along with death's embrace!

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:47:04 2017 No.16464528

>>16464486
>Out on a High Rank hunt
>Just looking to farm supplies
>Stocking up to hunt yourself a cutie Mizutsune
>Or mybe a big bara Brachydios
>Or, if you're feeling brave, try to net yourself a Shagaru onee-san
>Suddenly, the ground trembles
>Clawing her way from the earth like a demon from hell is Murder-Pickle
>She lets out a deafening roar before barreling towards you
>She sends you flying in one hit
>Pins you down before you can even react
>She's drooling voraciously as she eyes you up
>She runs down the clock, defiling you with the sloppiest of blowjobs and rough, domineering amazon sex
>Get dragged back to camp by a team of loli catgirls
>Now no monster will take such spoiled goods

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:47:15 2017 No.16464530 >>16464520 Lotus or Cowgirl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:48:05 2017 No.16464536 >>16464525 No, Old-school Freedom 2 misery.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:49:07 2017 No.16464542 >>16464523 That is an acceptable answer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:49:36 2017 No.16464546 >>16464536 Then they're literally always faster than you think they are

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:50:29 2017 No.16464550 >>16464520 Doggystyle against the wall or bent over the bed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:51:24 2017 No.16464552 >>16464528 There's only one choice. Make that qt submit and have her do what she did to me again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:51:26 2017 No.16464553 >>16464526 If you seriously don't know, you must be new as fuck. It's been went over so many times in this thread because of some retard coming in and trying to push it, you literally couldn't have missed the numerous reasons given in the arguments.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:52:59 2017 No.16464559 >>16464520 Good-old suspended congress.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:53:05 2017 No.16464560 >>16464553 We haven't had to discuss it for a month, which means it's right on time for some retard to bring it up again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:53:24 2017 No.16464563 >>16464546 >Decide to bully the weak Kut-ku girl until her ears go down >The next day she brings her cousin >It's a Yian-Garuga Also, don't even think about bullying the Peco.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:54:50 2017 No.16464566 >>16464563 Peco's dumb, she calls her own bully to help her.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:56:08 2017 No.16464571

>>16464526
>Why is is such a serious point of contention the existence of male monsters within monster girl-centric media?
Gee, I don't know. Could it possibly be that it turns the setting into another generic fantasy universe in one fell swoop? The appeal to MGE's setting in particular is that the monsters are all female and able to inter-breed with humans. Then, in EMG, many of the monsters are actually preferential to humans as mates (See: Mermaids and Centaurs) which opens a whole can of fucking netorare and cuckoldry up.

If you seriously don't know why people hate monsterboys, furries, or shit like futanari in this thread you're either intentionally shitposting or dense as a fucking dwarf star. So as I said earlier, fuck off Bollocks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:56:15 2017 No.16464572 >>16464566 I would still rather not be in a pickle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:58:48 2017 No.16464579 >>16464520 Amazon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 20:59:08 2017 No.16464583 >>16464572 You sure about that? You don't want a Pickle pee?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:00:30 2017 No.16464587 >>16464526 Another luddite from the EMG threads appears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:00:57 2017 No.16464594 File: 177 KB, 774x1104, AffectionateCow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16464520 cowgirl, because cows

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:01:04 2017 No.16464595 >>16464583 You're trying to make me fall for a random wyvern, aren't you? I know your tricks Anonymous, and let me make it clear that I have my aim at that tomby delinquent crimson fatalis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:02:51 2017 No.16464602 >>16464595 A Nerscylla or Barroth could get you. How do you intend to pull that off?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:05:51 2017 No.16464614 >>16464602 Dung/flash bombs and frame perfect dodge rolls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:08:14 2017 No.16464627 >>16464614 I can't even dodge tremors, good luck with that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:12:41 2017 No.16464639 >>16464520 >>16464594 This.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:13:27 2017 No.16464641

>>16464614
you know I've always imagined most monster hunters being incredibly displeased about the whole monsterization thing. They get a quest for a Rathalos and instead they find a women with wings that can breathe fire.

All of them go out of business because all of the monsters they used to hunt are now monster women who just want husbands. Nobody needs to be a monster hunter to "slay" them anymore. All of the thrill and the prestige of hunting fierce and terrible beasts is replaced with disappointment that they found yet another monster girl and not an actual monster.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:15:04 2017 No.16464649 [SPOILER]

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>be hanging out at the arcade after school
>get your ass handed to you at Street Fucker by another player
>you get up to say gg, but stop when you see it's a kitsune whose wearing a worn out uniform from your school
>she's so cute, it's love at first sight
>you both get to talking, immediately hit it off and spending the rest of the afternoon together
>you walk her home and tell her you want to see her again, which she shyly agrees to
>just before she goes inside, you see a leaf caught in her tail and tell her you'll grab it for her
>"Wha? Anon, don't touch-" you grab her tail by accident and smoke explodes around her
>when it clears, you see her tail split into nine and standing before you is a much more mature version of the kitsune you were with, her uniform unable to completely cover her buxom body
>"I-I'm sorry, Anon. I didn't mean to lie to you. This all started when I wanted to try on my old high school uniform and pretend I was young again. I was so happy that a young man like you was interested in an old hag like me. I understand if you hate me."
>just before she starts to cry, you take her right there at the front door, telling her she's even more beautiful than when you first met
>you feel her tighten at your confession, and her tails wrap around you as you fill her to the brim

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:15:40 2017 No.16464651 File: 425 KB, 643x489, b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16464641 That's not to say that actual beasts don't still exist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:16:21 2017 No.16464653 >>16464641 Hey, hunters might just get waifus and move innawoods and just catch frogs and bugs all day with their monster kids.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:17:18 2017 No.16464655 >>16464641 I guess it would be pretty weird. One day you are fighting a crazed rajang and the next one Lao-nee-chan is hiding behind you because the cute fatalis is bullying her.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:17:44 2017 No.16464660
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>>16464641
Are you mad? Hunters woulld become the ultimate bachelors! Can you imagine the balls it would take to try and subdue half those girls to properly waifu them? You spend years training and gathering materials all for that one big hunt to land your dream dragon wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:18:21 2017 No.16464663 >>16464649 Damn those lewd foxes, they're stealing all the young men!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:18:33 2017 No.16464666 >>16464655 Hunters gotta do something. Like this >>16464660

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:19:17 2017 No.16464670 >>16464660 don't know what she is but i'd like her to "hunt" me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:20:21 2017 No.16464678 >>16464670 Akantor. That's what she is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:20:23 2017 No.16464679 >>16464666 I agree with him. It would be pretty sad to see the village ranked monsters trying to get a piece of a hunter though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:21:51 2017 No.16464687 File: 689 KB, 1024x768, 56461996_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16464663 Older foxes definitely have a leg up on the pile relative to most older MGs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:21:52 2017 No.16464688 >>16464679 It would. They just can't compete with G-ranked girls.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:22:50 2017 No.16464693
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>>16464670
That is an Akantor. Basically it's Groudon if Groudon were the size of a mountain. Slap on some massive tusks and give it a wind tunnel scream, and you have a recipe for one of the only things that can rival an Elder Dragon in raw destructive power.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:23:22 2017 No.16464699 >>16464688 I'm sure there are people who would still go for them. Maybe even to get dominated a bit or just protect the cuties.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:23:55 2017 No.16464701 >>16464651 All of the big game is gone though. It has occurred to me though that dragons can revert to their primal forms so that could lead to some strange foreplay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:23:58 2017 No.16464702 >>16464687 Not to me, I'll never fuck an old hag Fox!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:24:39 2017 No.16464707 >>16464693 Don't forget that she likes Magma baths and long walks on the beach filled with shipwrecks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:27:13 2017 No.16464721 >>16464649 What a pervert.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:27:24 2017 No.16464722 File: 156 KB, 840x1200, 1469350592389.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16464649 CC old hags disguising themselves as lolis sounds like it has potential.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:27:52 2017 No.16464723 >>16464651 I want a Demon Boar P'Orc. A D'Orc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:28:17 2017 No.16464725 >>16464663 you saying you don't want to get "stolen away" by a sexy older vixen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:28:44 2017 No.16464728 >>16464699 All girls need a bit of love. Even the raptors. Mind you they might make you the pack leader and you'll have to deal with what that brings.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:28:45 2017 No.16464729
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>>16464701
>Monster Hunter dragons can still revert to their beast forms
>A lot of them are scrappy and up for a fight any time
>Married ones will use it as an excuse for their husbands to drag out their old armor
>They'll challenge them to a hunt as a form of foreplay
>whoever wins gets to be the dominant one that night
>After a rough hunt and even rougher sex, you sheare a few Mega Potions and hop over to the Yukumo hot springs to unwind
Sounds like a fun time to me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:29:39 2017 No.16464734 >>16464725 Of course not, who would even want such a thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:30:34 2017 No.16464737 >>16464729 That sounds phenomenal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:33:21 2017 No.16464747 >>16464729 It does sound like heaven.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:33:30 2017 No.16464748 >>16464729 I've always imagined a Tigrex MG to be a bit more...angry. Not the cute kind either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:34:36 2017 No.16464753 >>16464748 Well, she's being penetrated at the moment, what else did you expect?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:36:10 2017 No.16464758 >>16464753 Good point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:36:25 2017 No.16464760 >>16464753 I just imagined monster girls going rage mode during sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:37:48 2017 No.16464767 File: 207 KB, 818x1200, 1480317604005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16464729 would a masochistic dragon get off to having her parts broken? what about cutting the tail?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:38:04 2017 No.16464769 >>16464760 Role Reversal, eh? Not complaining.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:40:05 2017 No.16464780
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>>16464760
>Marry a Tigrex
>Even for foreplay hunts she's vicious
>Like to be particularly rough in bed, too
>Which makes it that much more satisfying then you take her from behind
>Lifting up that thick tail and pounding her from behind
>Though you've learned one thing to prepare for
>Tigrex are screamers in bed
Make sure to invest in quality ear plugs and a sturdy house

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:44:43 2017 No.16464797 >>16464780 And Lord help you if she's a Brute Tigrex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:45:47 2017 No.16464803 File: 198 KB, 1000x813, a58d89f4f57ef7e81d88728fd2d6d0b6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16464583

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:46:16 2017 No.16464807 >>16464767 On one hand that's probably mutilation and not gonna fly. On the other hand Jho can eat it's own tail so I really don't know. >>16464797 Then there's the other two subspecies to consider.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:48:34 2017 No.16464820 >>16464702 That's what people say, up until they wake up the next morning in a tail pile.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:49:17 2017 No.16464822

>>16464734
come on, anon. she knows how to please you better than any young slut who only knows how to thrust her hips. a twist of the hips, a smooch in just the right place on your neck, the simplest moves by her can send waves of ecstasy through your body

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:49:27 2017 No.16464825
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Lets do this song and dance again.

You get raped by this monstergirl
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

You cum inside and awakening latent powers
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Who raped you and what powers did you get for cumming in her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:50:25 2017 No.16464828 >>16464825 >Khepri >Sadness Augmentation

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:51:12 2017 No.16464833 >>16464822 But she's old.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:54:03 2017 No.16464854 >>16464833 So are most foxes. They just don't look it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:55:55 2017 No.16464866 >>16464825 >Satyros >Gut Storage Oh boy, I have all the power of a college frat boy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:57:36 2017 No.16464879 >>16464825 >Cupid >Poisoning Intuition What?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:57:39 2017 No.16464880 >>16464825 >Lilim Fuck yeah waifu >Instant Learning Interesting

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:02:06 2017 No.16464901 >>16464825 >Scylla >Physical Nonexistence That's just bizarre

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:05:59 2017 No.16464916 >>16464825 >Chimaera >Molecular Transportation I'm okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:08:48 2017 No.16464922 >>16464825 >Cheshire >Telekinesis neat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:09:50 2017 No.16464929 >>16464825 >Dark Matter >Existence Declaration So I get pumped so full of DE that I can touch infinity?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:09:50 2017 No.16464930 >>16464825 >Sahuagin >Glycopoei So I can turn people into candy.....I wonder if it works on chairs and shit? if so, the Sahuagin is getting a lot of candy furniture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:10:22 2017 No.16464932 >>16464825 >Demon >Time Manipulation I am going to have so much fun....

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:12:37 2017 No.16464941 >>16464932 gonna give that demon some instantaneous orgasms with time stops? because that's what I would do. All. The. Time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:13:27 2017 No.16464944 >>16464932 How many times do you Za Warudo her into instant nudity? Orgasm? Creampie?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:14:03 2017 No.16464948 File: 876 KB, 1045x1650, 1483066547949.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16464932 Talk about the fucking jackpot jesus christ Give er the ol' Star Platinum oraoraoraoraorgasm

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:14:09 2017 No.16464949 >>16464825 >Ignis >Tattoo Creation Well, at least I don't have to work hard in life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:15:37 2017 No.16464954 File: 326 KB, 1250x1000, 3 - Group b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16461439 All right the Gazer superdump is up on /monster. Uploading group pics like Pic related now and I'm done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:17:21 2017 No.16464962 >>16464825 Kejourou Magma transformation I don't really get the relationship here, but I'm all in, if only for the Kej.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:19:19 2017 No.16464975 >>16464948 That purple bootyhole is entirely too lewd

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:20:19 2017 No.16464979 >>16464825 >Holstaur >Slow Motion How could a fucking cow give me that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:20:28 2017 No.16464981 >>16464941 >When am I gonna do it? Don't know. >Could be tomorro-NOW

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:22:50 2017 No.16464988 >>16464979 Never doubt the powers of Hathor anon.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:22:53 2017 No.16464989
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>>16464941
>>16464944
Do you know how many loaves of bread have you eaten in your lifetime?

Cause that's how many times she's going to be breathless

>>16464948
KONO DIO DA!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:24:47 2017 No.16464995 >>16464988 Hathor is just a fat cow who lactates a lot and has a major impregnation fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:25:34 2017 No.16464999 File: 258 KB, 1200x1025, waifufags.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16464954 There are a lot of group commissions

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:25:38 2017 No.16465000 >>16464979 She's substituting for Cheibriados.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:26:50 2017 No.16465005 >>16464995 Wow way to hurt a gal's feelings man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:28:26 2017 No.16465019 Why are wocks so shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:28:33 2017 No.16465021 >>16464979 Because Holsts are dumb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:29:04 2017 No.16465024 File: 36 KB, 1000x1000, Cricket Salamander.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder what flags look like for monster girl countries/order?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:32:03 2017 No.16465043 >>16465005 But it's the truth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:33:39 2017 No.16465055 File: 850 KB, 477x999, 1467785895111.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16465019 Nigga they're canonically a species of tall girls, what's not to like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:34:23 2017 No.16465057 >>16465019 >>16465021 >>16465043 >All this bullying Everybody quick, hide your lunch money!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:35:47 2017 No.16465064 >>16465057 I've got nothing to fear anon. Only my waifu can bully me, and Deruella help whoever tries to bully me.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:39:43 2017 No.16465079

>>16464825
>Chief god
Wait what? Chief god just raped me and gave me a power, is that how heroes get blessings and shit? Can I finally be the MC?

>Spatial Mimicry
Kinda good power too. It's like my dick is there but monsters can't pleasure themselves with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:40:43 2017 No.16465082 >>16465057 There is nothing wrong with bullying monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:41:40 2017 No.16465090 >>16464932 >>16464989 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULRyZo8dhUI

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:41:54 2017 No.16465093 >>16465082 t. Inquisitor

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:43:03 2017 No.16465100 File: 101 KB, 577x294, fx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16464825 >Wandering Scholar Excuse me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:43:29 2017 No.16465101 File: 160 KB, 572x612, 1482561657540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When will KC add more blueberries?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:43:56 2017 No.16465105 >>16465100 Congratulations, you get the power of an alpy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:45:26 2017 No.16465111 >>16465093 Scrubs t. Lord Inquisitor

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:46:52 2017 No.16465118 >>16465100 What powers did you get for cumming in him? homo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:50:01 2017 No.16465129 >>16465118 Stellar energy manipulation, apparently. One of a long line of vague energy manipulation abilities but sure. That fairy is gonna be pissed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:51:32 2017 No.16465135 >>16464825 >http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Mage >http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Renewal ... so I'm like any shota that gets caught by a dark mage, then? figures.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:52:36 2017 No.16465139 File: 2.70 MB, 2000x1610, 1466362818034.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16465101 Don't know. But blueberry is best flavor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:52:42 2017 No.16465142 File: 644 KB, 364x476, 1471590594914.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16464825 >Kenkou Cross Q&A >Feline physiology

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:53:50 2017 No.16465147
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>Writing milf jinko story.
>Get idea for a story starring Chaos Cheshire.
>Get idea for Atlach Nanta story
>Want to write Punishment Time Part 3
>I keep coming up with ideas for the stuff I'm not working on.

>TFW I will never finish anything I start writing.

It's not fair. It's just not fair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:54:00 2017 No.16465149 >>16465100 >>16465142 This is why we use the Mamono category randomizer and not the full site's.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:55:43 2017 No.16465160 >>16465147 git gud

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:55:45 2017 No.16465162 >>16465139 Is that the BE OC demon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:56:18 2017 No.16465165 >>16465142 I hope you like fujos making fanart of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:58:14 2017 No.16465180 >>16465162 It sure is

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:58:53 2017 No.16465186 >>16464825 >Matango (fucking gross) >Alternate Timeline Creation I'll make a new timeline where a fucking mushroom didn't give me these powers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:58:58 2017 No.16465187 >>16465162 Yep

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:59:01 2017 No.16465188 File: 440 KB, 769x1200, 319_dark_mage_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16465135 That's pretty fuckin canonical desu senpai

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:00:31 2017 No.16465194
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>>16465101
>perfect blueberry exists
>want more

Nah but we do need more you're absolutely right. What other demonic entities can KC pull for? It was already pretty nitpicky that he separated Devils and Demons

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:00:54 2017 No.16465199 >>16465186 Careful anon, if you're not careful, you'll have to watch your waifu die over and over again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:01:49 2017 No.16465204 >>16465188 The profile Dark Mage and profile Devil have the same cartoony skull emblem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:04:33 2017 No.16465214 >>16465160 Why do you think I'm writing in the first place? Because I'm a masochist? I just want senpai to notice me. >>16465204 Dark Warlock story when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:05:19 2017 No.16465215 >>16465214 >Because I'm a masochist? Wait, people don't write out of masochism? t. writefag

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:06:15 2017 No.16465217 Going to bed anons. Remember, burn the witches on your "stake."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:06:44 2017 No.16465220 >>16465180 >>16465187 Where can I get one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:08:26 2017 No.16465226 >>16465217 Gnight, sabbath degenerate

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:09:01 2017 No.16465228 File: 195 KB, 910x785, 1484814780188.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16465220 Take a Demon and make her a Hathorite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:09:54 2017 No.16465230 >>16464825 >Mermaid >Jet powered flight She's a squirter

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:10:37 2017 No.16465234 >>16465220 This >>16465228 And she'll positively adore you for it every single night

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:11:22 2017 No.16465236 >>16465226 I merely told you to burn the witches by plunging them down onto your big, flaming hot stake, anon. I in no way implied which kind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:12:51 2017 No.16465241 File: 234 KB, 833x781, Comb24012017090248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16464999 Hey do you know where the top two images are uncensored? And my collection is ""complete"" except for the circled pics on the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:14:52 2017 No.16465248 File: 187 KB, 425x548, __demon_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_qnu9o8__b2f9d3bb4075d0089ccb8e60a7f701ca.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16465236 Ah, my mistake, should-be-in-bed-chan

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:15:36 2017 No.16465255 >>16465228 >>16465234 There will be lots of massaging and milking for sure. Can't let the tanks hit overcapacity. Great now I seriously am liking this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:17:55 2017 No.16465260 >>16465248 Demons are way too smug.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:18:50 2017 No.16465263 File: 151 KB, 925x748, 1483039841781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16465255 Lactation is a top-tier fetish to have anon.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:19:14 2017 No.16465265 [SPOILER]

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>>16465255
Give in anon

>>16465260
Isn't it fucking amazing? They know man. You can say all you want about needing a break or wanting to take the night off but they'll fucking KNOW you want their body, and they'll smug you into the ninth circle of hell for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:19:25 2017 No.16465268 >>16465255 Hot damn, the Daki Demon chapter with the magically-flavored tiddy milk was a devastating precision strike on my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:20:43 2017 No.16465270 >>16465268 Daki Demon was fantastic but there really wasn't enough unique about her being a Demon, it could have been replaced with any normal girl with that kinda standard personality

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:22:58 2017 No.16465276 >>16465263 Thanks. I have a slight-medium BE fetish with lactation and massaging/gentle handplay so, it hits all the right keys. >>16465265 I've already loved demons since they were first shown. This just makes my love Larger and bigger

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:24:22 2017 No.16465284 >>16465241 Have you checked the artists' pages

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:25:53 2017 No.16465294 >>16464825 >Vampire >Earth Sealing What the hell is that even? I can store chunks of dirt in people now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:26:30 2017 No.16465297 >>16465188 >canonical There is not a single word about shotashit in the profile though

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:26:36 2017 No.16465298 File: 110 KB, 750x1000, f7aea2af1a379a5478ed83a38eca20cc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16465276 >this whole post MY OWN CLONE! Know this- whoever you are, wherever you are, there is someone out there who gets it. I feel it. Its dare.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:28:05 2017 No.16465301 >>16465255 >>16465263 >>16465276 Once you go lac you never go bac Tiddy is never the same after you can literally drink from it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:28:11 2017 No.16465304 >>16465268 >chapter Where can I find this? Or will the name lead me to it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:29:16 2017 No.16465313 >>16465301 Yeah, tiddy is a whole new world of fetish fuel after that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:30:08 2017 No.16465317 File: 215 KB, 800x1067, 1394759648925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16465265 Who wants to start a Demon Cult? We can start small, maybe summon an Imp or a nekobus, it'll be fun!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:31:29 2017 No.16465321 How long do you have to ignore a Demon's schemes of trying to get you to sign her contract until she goes away?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:31:59 2017 No.16465322 >>16465298 New york born now residing in canada here. I have learned the magic of milk bags Also thanks for the images.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:32:24 2017 No.16465323 >>16465241 http://imgur.com/a/8PiRb

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:33:03 2017 No.16465327 File: 83 KB, 510x640, 1482720612260.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16465317 I'm in. Get us a weresheep to sacrifice, we're fucking doing this. >>16465322 The next time you're in the Chi, buy a gallon of milk then. I'll know. No problem.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:34:05 2017 No.16465331

>>16465321
Anon, you signed the contract long ago already. Remember when you were a kid that strange-looking lady who heard that you just learned how to write your own name, and challenged you to write it on a piece of paper filled with words you didn't understand?

She's just playing with you now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:34:25 2017 No.16465333 >>16465317 >an Imp or a nekobus But they don't do anything! They'll just sit around and eat all our chips and salsa! Then they'll get angry and pouty when they get pudgy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:36:25 2017 No.16465341 >>16465331 No, no I don't remember that. Most likely because that didn't happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:36:34 2017 No.16465342 File: 59 KB, 680x383, 1485318994201.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16465321 >He thinks he can escape You're so cute, anon! But so silly sometimes~

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:37:44 2017 No.16465349 >>16465333 Hold your tongue! They are our Demon Masters! They deserve to be worshiped! Every command must be obeyed without fail!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:37:49 2017 No.16465350 >>16465341 >Most likely because that didn't happen. That's what she wants you to believe. Where'd be the fun in it otherwise?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:38:02 2017 No.16465352 File: 744 KB, 830x1200, 1485075136410.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16465327 Ahh. I have family down there. And why just one? Gotta buy two, one for each one yeah? >>16465342 Albedo a CUTE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:38:39 2017 No.16465354 File: 1.17 MB, 1447x1023, 1453255961019.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16465019 It's OK anon, you'll come around eventually.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:38:58 2017 No.16465356 File: 265 KB, 900x1074, 1325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16465241 For the top right the artist's name is in the picture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:39:09 2017 No.16465359 >>16464825 >Eros So I guess all the Eros girls then? >Weapon Transformation Welp, time to make them my harem/armory.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:40:34 2017 No.16465363 >>16465350 This is just reverse psychology and I won't fall for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:40:51 2017 No.16465364 File: 579 KB, 830x1200, Drow D.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16465352 Well then why stop at two? Why not more? She needs them afterall. Also thanks for saving my edit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:42:45 2017 No.16465374 >>16465364 I was the one who requested it after all so she is my milk demon I feel like doing a full color edit of her armor as well though I don't know what color theme I should go to compliment a milk demon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:43:09 2017 No.16465377 >>16465298 >My Demon Waifu isn't real. >She'll never drink a tall glass of Hathor Milk for the purpose of lactation play and milky paizuri. This hurts so bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:43:21 2017 No.16465379 >>16465304 It's part of this pastebin. http://pastebin.com/h4gpWFpz

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:44:07 2017 No.16465380
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>>16465374
I'm at your service if you want me to take a whiff, I enjoy the practice! And as fucking gay as it sounds there's something sensual about going over the contours in slow detail

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:45:56 2017 No.16465386 Demons please leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:46:54 2017 No.16465393 >>16465386 Demons are here to stay. Learn to live with it flatty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:46:55 2017 No.16465392 >>16465386 t. Baphomet

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:47:55 2017 No.16465398 >>16465380 >going over contours and curves of a DEMON >gay You're funny. Though looking at the Drow demon you'd want an opposite color palette for a milk demon. White + yellow/tan/orange? Not too sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:49:18 2017 No.16465404 >>16465392 >>16465393 Demonic monster girls, big or small are not allowed. They're like Dark Priests.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:50:21 2017 No.16465406 >>16465404 Ah, allow me to rectify my statement. Demons are hear to stay. Learn to live with it Order Trash.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:50:50 2017 No.16465408

>>16465386
>She's a Baphomet
>In the Demon Realm
>in a Sabbath store
>She does it for free
>She takes her 'job' very seriously
>She does it because it is the only amount of power and control she will ever have in her pathetic post-war life
>She deletes cowtits she doesn't like because whenever she gets upset she has a crying fit
>She deletes dem hips she doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl imp cartoons she still has to watch
>she will never have a real husband
>she will never move out of the Demon Lord's house
>She will never be a healthy height
>she will never know how to cast anything but Pedonification
>she will never have a husband
>she will never have any galpals
>she takes her job very seriously

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:53:07 2017 No.16465417 >>16465398 I'll use her as my canvas and paint, might be a while cause I'm off tomorrow so I'm halfway to smashed but I shall work on it as it interests me greatly as well!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:54:04 2017 No.16465419 >>16465408 >Post-war the leader of the Sabbath is reduced to a NEET with nothing after her cult fails since humans from the other side generally detest pedophilia. >YWN be there to take a picture of her despair and laugh at her. Damn it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:55:31 2017 No.16465421 >>16465406 The Order are just as right as Senator Kelly from X-Men.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:55:35 2017 No.16465422 >>16465408 I wanna be that Baphomets husbando!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:55:54 2017 No.16465423 >>16464825 >Grizzly >Poisonous Slash these bears claws now inflict poison dmg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:56:08 2017 No.16465424 >>16465417 I appreciate it sir. May you rock on! I might try my hand at it, just to get a feeling of the curves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:56:46 2017 No.16465426 >>16465419 Now I want a picture of two slutty and curvy Demon girls laughing at and bullying a Baphomet >>16465424 Go for it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:57:05 2017 No.16465428 >>16464825 >Inari >Demiurge physiology I now have the power to shape the world! But that sounds like a lot of work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:58:03 2017 No.16465432 >>16465408 Old and jaded little girls are the best

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:59:23 2017 No.16465439 >>16465426 Please don't bully the Sabbath girls. Even if they prey on the middle school boys only to get caught when they don't know the new games and lingo that are in the now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:00:18 2017 No.16465441 Anybody have a picture of that Lala daki?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:00:28 2017 No.16465442 >>16464825 >Kitsune-Bi >Troll Physiology Cue the Big Guy Jokes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:01:45 2017 No.16465447 >>16465379 Late thanks sir! >>16465426 Is there a good quality source image btw to work on btw?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:02:20 2017 No.16465448 >>16464825 >Demon Army >Boundary Removal So I achieve CHIM by fucking the Demon Lord's host? That's pretty damn great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:02:54 2017 No.16465452 >>16465442 For her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:03:51 2017 No.16465455 >>16465447 Yeah, the first image in this one seems like it might even be vectorized. I was just working off of the one on the fucking wiki, which was much lower rez http://imgur.com/a/jQf8m

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:05:19 2017 No.16465461 >>16465455 If you're going to do brown skin, you gotta do white hair, my man

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:07:00 2017 No.16465469 >>16465461 White hair given the self-taught backwater hick methods I use are hard because of the way the default hair is colored, but I do intend to figure it out, there's a few things I haven't tried.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:08:54 2017 No.16465477 >>16464825 I got raped by a fallen god and became a blood bender because of it. >having the power to kill anyone just with the power of your mind That's a lot of responsibility

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:11:30 2017 No.16465486 >>16465439 I'm gonna bully the shitty Loli cult all I want anon.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:11:35 2017 No.16465487

>>16465101 >>16465139 >>16465194
>>16465248 >>16465260 >>16465265
>>16465263 >>16465276 >>16465270
>>16465268 >>16465298 >>16465327
>>16465317
Warms my heart to see all this Demon love. Good on you, Anons. You are good people.

>>16465377
I'm right there with you. The only thing keeping me from driving off a cliff is wanting to see my Leapers smile when 2017 actually happens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:13:23 2017 No.16465495 >>16465356 It looks like 'BUCK-SURN' but searching that doesn't pull anything up

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:13:42 2017 No.16465498 >>16465487 But I don't love Demons. I just think they're too smug.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:13:43 2017 No.16465497
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>>16465486
Hell yeah, lets go poison their water supply with Holstaur milk!

>>16465487
Always knew I'd end up with a Demon. Don't rightly know if that's good or not but I also don't rightly care.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:14:37 2017 No.16465501 >>16465495 Buck-satan. Has a gazer OC they draw occasionally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:14:59 2017 No.16465503 >>16465497 Holstaur milk isn't enough anon. Hathor Milk's the way to go. Not even the Sabbath's leader could resist the enchantment of a goddess' milk!

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:15:44 2017 No.16465508
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>>16464825
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sea_Bishop
I was raped. I wasn't only raped though. I was raped by a Sea Bishop, the subspecies of mermaid which is supposed to be the most gentle and kind.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sacrificial_Creation_Physiology
I am actually the product of a bloody sacrificial ritual which the Sea Bishop probably performed on some innocent sea monster girl just so she could the product of the unholy ritual.

METAL. AS. FUCK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whxehyRH8Ec

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:15:58 2017 No.16465509 >>16464825 http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia/Header what a weird thing to get raped by

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:17:00 2017 No.16465516 >>16465487 >Shortstack Devil >Demon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:17:22 2017 No.16465517 >>16465509 You get Succuvirus. GG no re.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:17:35 2017 No.16465519 >>16465508 Jesus christ, talk about the black sheep of the family. What would her mother think?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:18:31 2017 No.16465524 File: 806 KB, 1050x1350, 1484677947754.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16465503 Perfect! Plus we don't have to be worried about getting in trouble for it, my waifu's a lawyer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:23:10 2017 No.16465539 File: 84 KB, 318x318, MURMAIDER.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16465519 Lets just say she went away to sleep with her relatives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:24:17 2017 No.16465546 >>16465539 You know what you have to do now anon. https://youtu.be/IDggqnnNuDo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:24:49 2017 No.16465550 >>16465501 >Buck-Satan How the fuck does that say "satan"? Geese

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:41:34 2017 No.16465611 >>16464825 >Atlach-Nacha >Disease immunity Dammit, I need poison resistance/immunity, not this shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:46:06 2017 No.16465622 >>16465524 I don't think you have any right to talk shit about lolis while posting shota cancer desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:48:20 2017 No.16465628 >>16465622 Isn't it kinda the exact inverse of Sabbath though? Instead of loli and older man its shota and older female. Its literally the opposite.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:50:11 2017 No.16465636 >>16465628 >let's fight cancer with even worse cancer! May as well post furries then

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:51:11 2017 No.16465639 >>16465636 Lighten up francis

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:53:39 2017 No.16465643
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>keep having this weird nighmare where a dragon pins me down and forcefully wants me to breed her
>i keep filling her insides but she just growls and says its not enought
>proceeds to leglocking and milking me nonstop until she thinks its enough
>ITS NEVER ENOUGH

i should just give up on dragons,clearly i cant please one

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:54:47 2017 No.16465647 >>16465643 They are one of the hardest races to impregnate, so it makes sense

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:55:00 2017 No.16465651 >>16465643 Oh you get to have dreams about Monster Girls, do you? You got a Nightmare caught in a dreamcatcher, do you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:58:58 2017 No.16465661 >>16465643 >nighmare >dragon milking you so you can become a father How the hell is that a nightmare, sounds like a dream. You lucky son of a bitch,

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:59:55 2017 No.16465662 >>16465639 Only if you stop spreading cancer, tom

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:01:08 2017 No.16465665 >>16465647 we could work on that slowly and gently geez,not suddenly wanting to fuck all day without breaks i dont think the amount you dump inside the womb matters when its leaking out either

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:02:44 2017 No.16465668 >>16465643 >i should just give up on dragons,clearly i cant please one But Anon, it's pretty clear that she just can't get enough of your dick. Are you sure she's not just addicted to you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:03:32 2017 No.16465671 >>16465651 I want to tie up a Nightmare now and force her to give me good dreams while I use her tits as pillows.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:03:41 2017 No.16465672 >>16464825 >Cheshire Cat I basically won the fucking lottery. Literally. >Combat Specialist? >Oh, a hand-to-hand combat/martial arts genius It's time to train.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:04:23 2017 No.16465673 >>16465671 Original Idea, do not steal!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:05:06 2017 No.16465674 >>16465661 thats fucking terrifying a dragon bigger than you,sitting on your manhood,yelling at the top of her lungs she needs more while being completely at her mercy? i am sure that was more of a fearboner than arousal

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:06:50 2017 No.16465677 >>16465674 Just tell her to use her in-lair voice.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:08:31 2017 No.16465680

>>16465674
>a dragon bigger than you,sitting on your manhood,yelling at the top of her lungs she needs more
Shes got an addiction to me and i have an addiction to her. It all works out.
I want a dragon to do that to me, think about this, you have this powerful wealthy tall stronger woman whos probably older then you by centuries, and she is so madly in love with you to attempt and have a kid with you no matter what.

I dont know about you but if my dragon waifu did that to me i'd go full doki-doki-heart pupils.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:09:03 2017 No.16465683 >>16465674 Are you kidding me anon? I'd pay money for my Demon Waifu to do that to me! Though, she's shorter than me. Does that make it kinkier?

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:11:53 2017 No.16465689
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>>16465683
I wanna have kinky, sacrilegious, edgy sex with my Demon waifu on the brimstone bed while she moans in tongues!
https://youtu.be/z8ZqFlw6hYg

Then cuddle and watch some late night TV afterward

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:13:10 2017 No.16465693 >>16465689 >Brimstone bed. Why would you want an uncomfortable rock that smells like sulfur and death as a bed? I'd think a Demon would at least get Memory Foam with silk sheets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:13:37 2017 No.16465694 >>16465680 when you put it that way it sounds much better but could she not abuse my pelvis? i really need that intact

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:14:38 2017 No.16465695
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>>16465693
Eh, it was her suggestion, and its only one day a year. I think its a cultural thing, we normally have a very posh King sized velvet sheet setup goin on. She's a hard working mature woman and deserves her special days!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:17:25 2017 No.16465704 >>16465689 >>16465695 So Christmas-Cake-Demon-chan is actually satanic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:20:07 2017 No.16465710 >>16465704 Fuck am I getting that predictable Nah, just has a secret metalhead streak that's enjoyed to indulge.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:21:12 2017 No.16465712

>>16465694
Anon, even if your pelvis breaks its okay, after all shes wealthy and powerful.

Just imagine her taking care of you nursing you back to health. Think about the nightly cuddling sessions when your inside her embrace as she pulls you closer while mumbling about never letting go of her favorite treasure.
Think about the mornings when you wake up and shes giving you breakfast in bed while helping you eat. Think about how she will wrap you up in her wings and tell you that you're now a father. Think about her face when shes crying in joy as she holds you tighter then ever before because she is now a mother

Think about all that happiness anon, that is why we dragonfags love dragons, they're amazing.

Fuck i made my self even more depressed, hell it wasnt even that good of an explanation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:25:31 2017 No.16465723 >>16465712 Drink deep from the draught of feels, bro. Tis a communal cup, even if I'm a lover of a different D-starting monstergirl. >tfw will never have little blueberries running around playing as the waifu cries black tears of joy

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:25:45 2017 No.16465725

>>16465712
to be fair, the way you say it is convincing me more and more to give dragons a second chance

they sound like the kind of waifus who act tough outside but are filled with mushyness

i hope you get good dragon dreams soon anon,sorry if this convo made you depressed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:32:27 2017 No.16465748 >>16465723 Why are you doing this to me? I'm out of whiskey and I don't feel like drinking cheap .vodka

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:34:11 2017 No.16465756

>>16465725
You see the mushyness doesn't stop there. Dragons protect their eggs as if the entire worlds fate counted on it. She'd be constantly caring for it and you, usually at the same place and time. And dont forget everytime you look at the egg remember that it has you child in it. Its harder then a diamond but your dragon doesn't care, because it has her child in it too. She'd read, talk and hold it close to her, always either in her or your arms, no where else.

Then there comes night where you have the egg in your arms protecting it while shes around both of you in the most comfiest wing hug, with hear coming from both the egg and her, it is one comfy happy area.

One day you'll be awoken suddenly, your waifu crying with the biggest smile you've ever seen as she picks you up and carries you to a little pile of her hoard with a broken egg and a small baby dragon in her other arm. You'd just found your own daughter.

Dragons are love.

God damn when does my gun get here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:36:01 2017 No.16465765 >>16465756 Maybe your daughter melted your gun into a lump of metal and hid it under the bed so you won't yell at her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:38:08 2017 No.16465771 >>16465756 anon how will you meet your waifu if you took your life before she could find you?

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:40:10 2017 No.16465776

>>16465748
>ywn teach your little blueberries cursive so they can make the best signature on their contracts one day
>ywn wash and dry their wings for them as they sing latin nursery rhymes their mother taught them
>ywn be the staunch grouchy dad that finally caves in when they beg you to let them summon a felsteed as a pet
>ywn sit down as a family and watch old movies that were your favorite as a kid while your Demon wife nuzzles into your neck while cuddling you then nibbles your ear and says she wants another soon~
>ywn vet their prospective contract signatories with a glare once they've grown up a bit then be 'convinced' by your wife to let the girls make their own choice like she did all those years ago

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:42:15 2017 No.16465783 >>16465672 Combat Cat!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:44:43 2017 No.16465787 >>16464825 >Kobold >http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Power_Bestowal Uhh... I get raped by a bad doggy and now I have the power to have every power I want. I win guys, go home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:45:56 2017 No.16465790 >>16465787 Oh anon you have no idea how jealous I am.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:47:33 2017 No.16465792 >>16464825 >Salamander Okay, wonder what power I'll get? http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alpha_Reality wat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:48:31 2017 No.16465794 >>16465792 Congrats anon, a delicious brown genki warrior raped you and you became the Apex God.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:48:55 2017 No.16465796 >>16465792 Congratulations, you are the cosmic keystone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:49:11 2017 No.16465797 >>16465792 You can manipulate reality! Merge us with the MGE world anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:49:55 2017 No.16465801 >>16465776 I hate you.... Not really, Anon. I don't hate you. What I really hate is this world and how unfair it is. I want her to be here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:51:24 2017 No.16465809 >>16465792 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM Awaken, my master!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:51:59 2017 No.16465811 >>16465801 I know, anon. But hold tight. You never really know... ...maybe she's just playing hide and seek.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:52:17 2017 No.16465814 >>16464825 >World Guide II >Dimension Creation. Just call me The Jizz. Follow me, and you shall have your own private paradise with your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:52:38 2017 No.16465816 >>16465797 I can have a little powwow with the Monster Girl gods. Introduce myself and the rest of humanity. I'll do my best!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:53:17 2017 No.16465819 >>16465816 God speed you magnificent bastard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:54:23 2017 No.16465823 >>16465792 >>16465814 I have those powers too but I don't feel like using them so there.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:57:09 2017 No.16465829

>>16464825
>Chimera
>Photographic Existence, The power to only exist as a person within a photograph.

This is some MGQ bad end level shit. At best I'll be kept between her breast, at worst become a crazy old man who flies around stabbing weirdos with an arrow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:58:13 2017 No.16465835 >>16465829 Atom Hearth Father pls go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:04:15 2017 No.16465857 File: 2.04 MB, 1500x2627, 1471234239557.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can Gremlins purr?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:04:52 2017 No.16465859 >>16465857 I don't know. Rub her belly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:07:30 2017 No.16465871 >>16465771 Anon im tired broken and weak. Shes the only thing keeping me here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:07:45 2017 No.16465873 >>16465857 Take her for a test run and figure it out.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:10:41 2017 No.16465886

>>16465811
It's official. I'm calling tomorrow. Caliber Vodka don't fail me now. When she finds me, I'm going to scold her for taking so long. But whisper 'Don't you ever leave' while hugging her and not letting go.

>>16465829
Go around saying "My waifu has no weaknesses." But don't say that she's weak to you. Make her seem like the ultimate badass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:13:44 2017 No.16465896 >>16465886 Calling in. Fucking phone.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:18:38 2017 No.16465912
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MG Suburbs would be really nice to live in.

Daughterus running around and going on adventures.

Dads kicking back and grilling some meat or whatever dads do.

Moms going out and playing bunco with the other moms.

It would be so peaceful.

Your daughteru would invite her friends over, and then would make blanket forts.
Her dragon friend would stand on top a "tower" they made from a stool they put a blanket over and look around smug.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:18:47 2017 No.16465913

>>16465857
No but they might do some cute bestial noise if you hit the right spot or get them extremely comfy
She'd probably get so embarrassed that she'd build some noise cancelling machine so that you never ever hear her do that kind of shameful noise again

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:18:53 2017 No.16465915
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>>16465886
Cheers, Fellow Blueberry aficianado. I'm off tomorrow too so we can wallow together.
That was a bit too personal of a callout and I'm sorry for driving you to drink.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:19:50 2017 No.16465921 >>16465771 Jokes on you anon, my waifu is a Lich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:23:10 2017 No.16465933 >>16465886 >>16465915 Dont worry anons she may not be real but at least we all have crippling depression and alcoholism! Misery loves company anons.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:24:20 2017 No.16465939

>>16465912
>You'll never watch your Demon Daughteru's face light up during your first ever fourth of july neighborhood barbeque at the city park with your friends and their families.
>You'll never watch her happily bite into an all beef hamburger with the patty stuffed with mozzarella cheese, barbeque sauce and ketchup staining the sides of her mouth.
>You'll never watch her run around the park with her friends having water balloon fights and playing capture the flag.
>She'll never cuddle up with you and your waifu on your blanket on the hill and watch the fireworks with wide-eyed wonder.
>You'll never live the dream.
GOD DAMN IT

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:25:10 2017 No.16465942 >>16465912 God damn, that sounds nice. It would be cute if they said that the blanket forts were their dungeon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:25:46 2017 No.16465944 >>16465933 >>16465915 >>16465886 >You will never buy a drink for your brothers in borderline suicidal depression and alcoholism I just want her to be real I guess i'll hit the liquor store tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:28:22 2017 No.16465955 >>16465939 Just borrow someone's elementary school-age kid, paint her blue and superglue a pair of horns and tail to her skin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:30:14 2017 No.16465963 Do you have any fetish that can only be fulfilled by monster girls? Mine is unconditional love

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:30:15 2017 No.16465964 File: 409 KB, 900x700, 1484725980464.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16465933 >>16465939 >>16465944 May we drink many nights together thinking about them. I'm glad we're at least able to share in it. I'll hold out if you chaps do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:31:54 2017 No.16465970 >>16465835 >>16465886 I'm going to protect the smile on my qt pink cat girl daughteru's face! It's not her fault she has a fetish for raping men, resetting time and watching as they mysteriously cum in public places!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:32:25 2017 No.16465972 >>16465955 Anon no, that's kidnapping. >>16465964 I know I'm safe from dying of alcohol poisoning at least. I don't drink except on special occasions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:33:07 2017 No.16465974 >>16465944 >>16465964 We all may be depressed anons but we'll hold on for our waifus, no matter how small a chance we will wait. I have a gun coming in within the next 3 weeks, its mighty tempting to end the pain now.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:33:18 2017 No.16465977

>>16465915
You're good man. It was going to happen eventually. Either at 4 in the morning from waking up from a happy dream or at work because I heard her favorite song. Might as well do it in my own home than in front of customers. Last thing is to be bitched out.

>>16465933
Amen to that.

>>16465944
Same. Good thing I got 30 bucks on one credit card.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:34:07 2017 No.16465980 >>16465972 >Anon no, that's kidnapping. Not if you cleverly switch all of her blood for formaldehyde first!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:35:02 2017 No.16465986 >>16465970 You forgot PUBLIC HANDHOLDING

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:35:05 2017 No.16465987 >>16465972 >>16465974 Drinking will be the end of me I drink about 1.7 L of cheep vodka every weekend It's my motivation to not kill myself and make it through the work week

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:35:31 2017 No.16465988 >>16465980 ANON NO, THAT'S MURDER.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:36:50 2017 No.16465994

>>16465912
I keep flip-flopping on whether or not I'd want to live in a suburban home, or a high-rise apartment.

On the one hand, I fucking loathe yardwork. On the other, so much more creativity in regards to architecture, interior and exterior design, layout...

Maybe I should just do some kinda landscaping that requires next to no effort to maintain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:37:18 2017 No.16465996 >>16465974 I know you'll stay strong anon. >>16465977 Good then. I look forward to swapping greentexts with you in the future.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:37:52 2017 No.16465999 >>16465986 I really, really, really hate this meme. If you want to be a faggot or force your plain ass vanilla shit through epic memes do it on retardchan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:37:55 2017 No.16466000 >>16465974 Anon I have three loaded guns a few feet behind me, you just gotta be patient.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:38:31 2017 No.16466003 >>16465994 That, or hire cheap Mexican labor like everyone else

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:38:47 2017 No.16466004 >>16465999 So you haven't read JoJo's Bizarre Adventure I take it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:41:14 2017 No.16466018 >>16465999 I feel like you underestimate just how hard some people here fetishize actual romantic connection and affection.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:41:23 2017 No.16466019 >>16466004 Bite Za Dusto already happened. He will repeatedly get angry at the Jojokes. And it will happen over and over.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:41:25 2017 No.16466021

>>16466003
I'm both lazy and frugal, and I don't care for the idea of paying someone to come onto my property to deal with my chores.

So instead I'll just remove the chores in their entirety. Landscaped yards requiring no maintenance, heated paths to deal with snow in winter...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:44:11 2017 No.16466026 >>16465996 Aye, me too, laddie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:44:28 2017 No.16466027 Gremlin and automatons vs Dark mage and golems

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:45:41 2017 No.16466032 >>16466004 I'm sorry, I was so caught up in my hatred of memes I couldn't even see your Jojoke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:45:50 2017 No.16466033 >>16466027 MAGIC VS SCIENCE NIGHT VS DAY SUPER WURM V JUSTICE WING

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:51:48 2017 No.16466041
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>>16466027
>Girls~!
>Mmm! Bryce Wayne meets Clara Kent, ha! I love it, I love bringing people together! How are we? Hi, hello, I'm Chesh, it is a pleasure- ow, wow! That is a good grip you should... not pick a fight with this one!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:53:16 2017 No.16466043 >>16466041 >Do you know the oldest lie in the Demon Realm, wandering scholar? >It's that Manoma Mana can be innocent!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:53:23 2017 No.16466044 File: 1002 KB, 1008x1629, 1485330803851.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16466041 Please no it's horrible. HUNKA HUNKA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:54:18 2017 No.16466045 >>16466041 >Bryce Wayne Please don't use my name.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:56:41 2017 No.16466055 >>16466045 >>16466044 >...Anon... >wh-?! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?! 'ANON', WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME? >It's her husband's name!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:57:25 2017 No.16466056 >>16466041 >>16466055 Can we not reference that pile of steaming garbage?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:58:12 2017 No.16466059 File: 31 KB, 300x200, 1425036126310.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16466055 I hate you. I hate that movie and I hate you for mixing up Monster Girls in it. ELECTRIC CELLO INTENSIFIES

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:59:06 2017 No.16466062 >>16466056 >>16466059 Still sore eh? Didn't realize people were so upset by it. I didn't even see it so I can't say. Sorry though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:00:47 2017 No.16466067 >>16466062 If you haven't seen it then you really have no idea how terrible it is. Take my advice and pretend it didn't happen. That way it can't hurt you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:01:31 2017 No.16466069 >>16466056 I have no fucking clue what they're even referencing. I'm gonna assume some kinda bad fic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:02:05 2017 No.16466072 >>16466033 >>16466041 >>16466043 >>16466045 >>16466055 >>16466056 >>16466059 >>16466062 >>16466067 Two words folks: Suicide. Squad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:02:09 2017 No.16466073 >>16466041 >>16466043 >>16466055 Where's the loli that turns into a CC thanks to powers bestowed upon her by the first Demon Lord?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:04:03 2017 No.16466082 >>16466072 Thank god we're only referencing Batman vs Superman and not that pile of shit. DC even ruined Constantine in the new Justice League Dark movie so I've completely written them off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:04:18 2017 No.16466083 >>16466072 I don't even get what's going on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:04:29 2017 No.16466084 >>16466067 I moonlight on /tv/ so I take glee in shitty big budget movies and ripping them apart. I'm way too cynical of Hollywood to let a shitty movie hurt me, kek >>16466069 Boku no Batman vs Superman

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:05:47 2017 No.16466091 >>16466083 A movie came out last spring called Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. It's terrible, and people are making jokes by taking lines from it turning them MG related.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:05:51 2017 No.16466092 >>16466069 >I'm gonna assume some kinda bad fic You're not wrong

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:06:19 2017 No.16466093

>>16466062
It's fucking awful man.
>Batman with a gun
>Batman killing people
>Zack Snyder's fetish for making Superman into Jesus Christ with superpowers.
>Lex Luthor goes from conniving cunning businessman into "Le wacky quirky funny guy"
>The utter rape of Doomsday and the whole thing is a rehash of the Death of Superman.
Zack "The Hack" Snyder can't write superman to save his goddamn life, we don't need to ruin Monstergirls with his garbage.

>>16466069
Something like that, yeah.
I've seen the term "Like he was throwing around action figures without actually knowing anything about them" be used.

>>16466072
How did they fuck it up?
It's the simplest concept in the world, HOW DID THEY FUCK IT UP?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:08:35 2017 No.16466096 File: 156 KB, 488x600, Nightmare_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16466093 It's just a late night meme man, your MGs are safe from Zack. You were just having a nightmare.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:10:36 2017 No.16466102 File: 60 KB, 609x567, Cockatrice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16466096 DID I COME TOO SOON?

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:13:25 2017 No.16466108

>>16466093
Let's not forget Wonder Woman being in the movie just so they could use the "I thought she was with you" joke.
But enough about garbage what's your waifus favorite movie?
>my hellhound waifu loves Mel Brooks and can recite Young Frankenstein from beginning to end.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:15:23 2017 No.16466110

>>16466093
>Main characters were Deadshot and Harley it seemed, and Fuck everyone else on the team, given one line of pointless dialogue that made them boring, Killer Croc and Boomer are not supposed to be boring!
>Having magic in your face instead of some low key threat more suitable
>15 minutes of Joker when he could be the main villain
>JARED LETO AS JOKER
>Terrible editing with and pointless song drops

That's just me though. You want a good Suicide Squad movie watch Assault on Arkham.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:16:14 2017 No.16466112 >>16466108 You know who else was in that movie? Flash. Cyborg. Aquaman. KGBeast. Jimmy Olsen the CIA agent. Jonathan "Silence of the Horses" Kent Uhh, anyway. She likes 80's-90's action flicks. Pretty much anything with Ahnold in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:18:25 2017 No.16466117 >>16466073 >Monster Girl Mary Marvel Neato. >>16466082 The new Justice League TV Cartoon is decent at least. More comedy-focused than the old 2000s series, but definitely a higher-quality product than anything else they've put out in YEARS.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:18:30 2017 No.16466119 >>16466108 >Mel Brooks >Young Frankenstein Why are so many people in this thread such patricians? Anywho, Demon Christmas-Cake likes Wall Street, the original with Sheen and Douglas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:20:33 2017 No.16466124 >>16464825 >http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/「YOU」 >http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Inducement How the hell did I rape and cum inside myself?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:20:53 2017 No.16466125 File: 614 KB, 657x890, 1403475528977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16466119 Oh 'allo! Vould you like to roll in ze hay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:21:39 2017 No.16466127 >>16466125 What knockers!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:21:43 2017 No.16466128 >>16466124 You were your waifu all along. And then Anon alped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:23:14 2017 No.16466130 >>16466119 Does she identify with Gordon Gecko?

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:23:56 2017 No.16466134

>>16466108
>>16466119
>"Dr. Frankenstein?"
>"Frokensteen."
>"You're putting me on."
>"No, it really is pronounced, "Frokensteen"."
>"Do you also say Froaderick?"
>"No . . . "Frederick."
>"Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Frokensteen"?"
>"It isn't, it's "Frederick Frokensteen"."
>"I see."
>"You must be Igor."
>"No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."
>"But they told me it was "ee-gor"..."
>"Well, they were wrong then, weren"t they?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:24:42 2017 No.16466135 >>16466108 She loves Star Wars. The only way she wants to watch it Is in Machete order and she likes Boba Fett. I'm so proud of her.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:24:55 2017 No.16466138
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>>16466130
She's effectively the head of a company as a feudal landowner, so yeah, I guess so. Probably would alter the 'Greed is good' speech to make it about lust though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:26:19 2017 No.16466142 >>16466108 My Waifu's favorite movie is the original Ghostbusters. She loves using her powers to recreate the Ghost Blowjob scene. She also enjoyed Pacific Rim and Deadpool, but disputes me on liking Legendary Godzilla.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:27:53 2017 No.16466148 >>16466124 >trust nobody >Not even yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:28:15 2017 No.16466149 >>16466142 >She also enjoyed Pacific Rim and Deadpool I like this girl. I like this girl a lot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:28:16 2017 No.16466150 >>16466108 Dunno. Though I'd hope we could enjoy Pacific Rim together.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:30:26 2017 No.16466159 >>16466149 She might be a Demon, and she might be the daughter of two very successful lawyers, but she's first and foremost and enormous dork. If her sisters saw the "real her" as opposed to the gloomy, proper lady they grew up with they'd flip.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:31:30 2017 No.16466161 This block of two or three hours really is the Demon hour every night, isn't it? Just a curious observation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:32:15 2017 No.16466165 >>16466161 It wasn't always this way. They came to us like thieves in the night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:35:09 2017 No.16466177 >>16466150 Who doesn't enjoy Pacific Rim? It's giant rock'em sock'em robots saving the world, what's not to like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:36:50 2017 No.16466179 rum's hittin night thread blueberries

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:37:09 2017 No.16466181 >>16466179 Yohoho and a bottle of rum!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:37:48 2017 No.16466183 >>16466179 Night, BlueBerryBro!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:38:50 2017 No.16466187 >>16466179 G'night. Still trying to edit a milk demon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:39:02 2017 No.16466188 >>16466142 >waifu likes ghostbusters What did your waifu think about the reboot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:40:26 2017 No.16466192 >>16466188 Not absolutely awful like everyone said it was, but not particularly good either. Honestly in the worst position a movie can be in, "Meh."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:40:27 2017 No.16466193 >>16466179 Night night, don't let the paladins bite.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:59:13 2017 No.16466236

>>16465912
>grilling some meat or whatever dads do.
yeah
Thats what I would totally do, settle down as a farmer who has a lot of fruit trees and corn fields. We would live in peace and totally not even think about brewing alcohol and distributing it without paying taxes.
As you can see simple farmer life needs a strong, muscluar mg wife, for the daily chores. totally not for fighting against the law. Also magic comes handy for smuggling.

Being close friends with onis is super important because a helping hand in the farm is always good they are the main target customers, and they only ask for a small fee they also like testing your newest inventions, also can't go blind

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 04:11:19 2017 No.16466261 >>16466236 >Can't go blind Stop "improving" your product with shit behind the paint shed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 04:15:15 2017 No.16466274 >>16466108 My Hellhound waifu is an action movie loving tomboy, enjoying stuff like John Wick, The Raid, and Hardboiled.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 04:18:57 2017 No.16466283 >>16466125 I want that cow to touch me, in the hay, on top, and as a dire

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 04:19:08 2017 No.16466284 File: 67 KB, 404x600, 1426617827516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Oi! Man-Swine! I'm gonna give you a lesson you'll never forget! A wild captain appears!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 04:29:07 2017 No.16466311 >>16466284 p'orcs truly are the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 04:29:32 2017 No.16466315 >>16466284 Weaknesses?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 04:31:47 2017 No.16466328 >>16466284 have some oats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 04:32:14 2017 No.16466331 >>16466315 You don't know them yet, this is your first meeting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 04:35:54 2017 No.16466345 >>16466284 Then I'll just defeat her and fuck her. Problem solved.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 04:38:32 2017 No.16466358 >>16466345 Even your stamina will eventually run out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 04:39:50 2017 No.16466364 >>16466358 Fuck, I didn't plan for that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 04:44:07 2017 No.16466398 File: 96 KB, 1280x720, [FFF] Gabriel DropOut - 03 [0B443C2C].mkv_snapshot_14.05_[2017.01.25_20.11.05].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You wouldn't a satan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 04:44:45 2017 No.16466402 >>16466364 Use aphrodisiac herbs to regain your libido!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 04:51:34 2017 No.16466449 >>16466398 It depends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 04:51:46 2017 No.16466452 >>16466398 Says who?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 05:19:02 2017 No.16466608 >>16466398 You are sorely mistaken.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 05:24:06 2017 No.16466619 >>16466608 >666 Y-you too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 05:38:20 2017 No.16466686 File: 84 KB, 1280x720, [FFF] Gabriel DropOut - 03 [0B443C2C].mkv_snapshot_16.21_[2017.01.25_20.18.03].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16466608 >>16466452 There's just no way you could do anything lewd to this girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 05:48:27 2017 No.16466721 >>16466686 I suppose I couldn't. Unless I approach her from behind and plop my dick on the top of her head

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 05:53:21 2017 No.16466744 File: 114 KB, 1280x720, 1484583947357.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16466686 Satan is way too cute. Unlike this stinky angel that is made for corruption.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 05:56:12 2017 No.16466751 >>16465241 >>16465323 Can someone upload bunny suit gazer from bottom right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 05:57:16 2017 No.16466757 File: 132 KB, 1280x720, [FFF] Gabriel DropOut - 03 [0B443C2C].mkv_snapshot_19.22_[2017.01.25_21.26.22].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16466744 Satania a shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 05:57:43 2017 No.16466759 >>16465643 Glad for you accepting it.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 05:58:26 2017 No.16466761

Do you want Satan to be an individual monster girl or a species?

I'd love it if it was a species, maybe some kind of Demon mutation who is very sadistic and has an extreme type of contract that forces you to do whatever she wants otherwise you feel the flames of hell overtake you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 06:00:00 2017 No.16466767 >>16466761 what

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 06:03:32 2017 No.16466778 >>16466761 I could see Satan being a race but an incredibly rare one. I'm still waiting on KC's take on the rest of the sins though, I want Belphegor and and Asmodeus already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 06:04:57 2017 No.16466784 >>16466751 Oh, nevermind, I found it Gazer has more art than all other MGE grills combined so it's difficult to look through Sasuga gazer-fag

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 06:07:03 2017 No.16466799 File: 953 KB, 720x1280, Satan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16466761 Individual.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 06:13:13 2017 No.16466827 >>16466686 >>16466744 >>16466757 What about the demon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 06:26:40 2017 No.16466892 File: 99 KB, 1200x675, 1484575393515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16466827 Vigne is for cuddling and gentle sex, she's honestly top tier wife material.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 06:44:18 2017 No.16466941

>>16466767
You know how some mythological beings are kept as individual like Poseidon but some are made as species like Medusa
If KC was to ever put Satan in MGE, would you prefer her to be an individual or a species?

>>16466778
Agreed, that's why I said a mutation of Demon since mutations are rare

>I want Belphegor and and Asmodeus already.
There is so much goodness that KC could take from old christian books

>>16466799
Would you go to hell and back for her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 06:45:02 2017 No.16466943 >>16466892 You mean t op tier mistress material.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 06:59:14 2017 No.16466975 >>16466892 You mean top tier mistress material.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 07:02:23 2017 No.16466988

>>16466784
>Gazer has more art than all other MGE grills combined
>what are the lamias
>what are the slimes
>what is Hellhound
>what is Cheshire Cat
Gazer has 270 or so, that is a gross overstatement.

Also I made a super dump on /monster/ 8ch for just the reason you expressed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 07:05:52 2017 No.16467004 >>16466988 >what are the lamias >what are the slimes I'm talking about MGE based ones, so they actually have next to none art

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 07:10:22 2017 No.16467022 >>16466988 No one gives a shit about MGE Lamias, the only ones that get stories/art are Shirohebis and they don't haven have a 10th of the content Gazer has. The fandom for MGE slimes in non-existent unless you include Shoggoths.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 07:10:37 2017 No.16467025 >>16466988 There's a modestly sizeable amount of Anubis.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 07:14:32 2017 No.16467044
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>>16466778
I want KC to make girls of the 8 other ranks of angels, he already has third sphere Angels in mge
Seraphim
Cherubim
Thrones
Dominions
Virtues
Powers
Principalities
Archangels

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 07:48:54 2017 No.16467181 >>16466761 Satan is a job, not an individual or a species.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 07:50:06 2017 No.16467187 I'm bored and have been trying to sleep since 2am. Tell me a bedtime story, more specifically, tell me how you and your waifu met.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 07:53:09 2017 No.16467199
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>>16467187
I tried to tell that story once, only with a self-insert in a fantasy world rather than myself.
It didn't work out then, it certainly won't now. How about instead you get off the computer? Science has shown that the glow of the monitor fools the body into thinking it should be awake because daylight. Go take a walk in the woods. Surely that will help.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 07:57:00 2017 No.16467210 >>16467187 I called her a post twat she slapped me and ruptured a vien I punched her in the face she drank my blood we had sex it was good the end

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 07:57:34 2017 No.16467211

>>16466778
>MG version of gluttony
>it's a pudgy demon girl who makes you dress in roman slave wraps and feed her constantly
>also she constantly makes you lay down so she can do body shots
>foreplay includes her pouring wine over your dick and licking it up

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:00:56 2017 No.16467217 >>16467199 Meh walks are overrated. Especially since I was just laying in my bed for five hours straight trying to will myself to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:01:32 2017 No.16467219 >>16467217 Well being here won't help you. Physical strain might though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:10:01 2017 No.16467246 >had that "dragon is using me as breeding stock" nightmare again >except now she was doing it twice as roughly >i swear she had heart pupils too this is a bad sign right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:11:39 2017 No.16467253 >>16467246 Lazy sperm needs to work twice as hard, duh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:14:36 2017 No.16467260 >>16467246 >dragon is using me as breeding stock >heart pupils >nightmare I just don't see how that can be a nightmare anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:15:00 2017 No.16467263 >>16467246 Embrace it anon. Open the portal. Let them through!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:15:05 2017 No.16467264 File: 146 KB, 1403x992, C28aFMlWIAIx4Jk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16467211 Beelzebub is gluttony. Talking of Beelzebubs, barb posted a wip on his twitter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:16:07 2017 No.16467267 >>16467263 This. Don't be a dick, some of us still don't have ours.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:16:16 2017 No.16467270

>>16467246
>"dragon is using me as breeding stock" nightmare
Sounds hot
>again
I'm guessing that you already told the story and I've just missed it? If so, care to link it?

>this is a bad sign right?
Depends, what's your opinion on being use as a breeding stock?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:21:05 2017 No.16467289 >>16467260 i want to get into the "mushy lovely dragon wife" part,not always start at "rough mating season" scene

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:24:51 2017 No.16467297 >>16467289 Then obviously you don't know dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:27:12 2017 No.16467303 >>16467289 Then obtain something precious, and give it to her.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:27:59 2017 No.16467306

>>16467246
Looks like it's over for you and you just got husbandoed really hard.

I remember a dream I had where a black dragon with short silver hair pinned me down and started to ride me like crazy, but she had a small pussy and my dick is bretty gud so she couldn't take it all. She got extremelly mad at that and started slamming her hips down so hard the ground beneath us started to crack and she was drooling all over me, lost in pleasure and rage at the same time.
When she was ready to cum she lifted herself up and went down so hard, that I penetrated her cervix and my dick was in her womb, which was too much for her to handle as she started to scream, digged her claws on my shoulder and her whole body arched back.
Her pussy clammed so hard that I wad literally stuck with her now limp and quivering but satisfied body on top of me. To tjhis day I wonder what would happen if I came inside of her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:29:52 2017 No.16467311 File: 126 KB, 1280x720, 1439316949057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all these people who dream of waifus >when all I do in my dreams is kill people How do I go from here to there?

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:32:55 2017 No.16467325

>>16467246
It's not like monstergirls finally broke through in 2017 and have subtly been influencing the minds of receptive anons through magic. That would be ridiculous. Almost insane. Anon, are you sure you got enough sleep last night? Perhaps you should go back to bed.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:33:09 2017 No.16467326

>>16467311
Dunno.

Last dream I had was... odd, to say the least. It was something of a nightmare, revolving around a The Ring-esqe horror scenario about a highly contagious death curse. Being a dream the exact rules of the curse were rather inconsistent. The odd thing was that I would occasionally pull back and not actually be participating in the horror story, but rather reading it as a manga. Which I continued to go back to despite not caring for horror, because it was the first part of an anthology, and later segments of the manga were things I wanted to read. I couldn't just skip ahead to them because... dream.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:34:53 2017 No.16467338

>>16467306
i hate when dreams end at about the best part

i guess she would still try and take every drop inside her womb,i am starting to believe dragons will push themselves beyond the limit just to make daugherus with you

after shes done squeeze her hand and tell your dragon wife she is gonna be a great mother and wife while holding her close

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:35:09 2017 No.16467341 >>16467311 I had dream abojt killing abominations and going to space a few minutes ago. It was pretty crazy.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:44:08 2017 No.16467378

>>16467338
That dream was kinda funny because I was nowhere near cumming when she collapsed on top of me, but I tried to move and couldn't because she was heavy, pinning my body to the ground and my dick inside her womb.
I had a few more dragon related dreams, but they hadn't that much rape in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:46:49 2017 No.16467391 >>16467378 i dont know, i find it slighly funny that a big dragon desperate for D got a small entrance and womb

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:53:03 2017 No.16467425 >>16465964 When did this demon posting started? are all the pictures on her profile entry?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:53:44 2017 No.16467427 >>16467391 Now that I think about it, I probably ruined her for life and didn't even cum inside. I kinda feel bad for her.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:54:11 2017 No.16467429

>>16467246
Last dream I had I was being chased by this Sadako like ghost girl. When I was cornered and tried to talk her out of killing me by sitting down and having tea with me. Only to realize that she couldn't hold the tea cup so I had to find some way of killing the tea cup so that it would become ghost tea and therefore she would be able to drink it.
And then I woke up. I still don't know how one kills a tea cup.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:57:49 2017 No.16467445 >>16467427 i dont know,if she went that deep with you she would probably might as well finish all the ordeal dragons arent made of glass anon, they are tough waifus

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:10:31 2017 No.16467502

>>16467445
She was really out of it when she came, she probably got knocked out. It would be funny to see her reactions when she woke up though. Would she be slightly embarassed because of the shameful display? Would she get off and promise to come back after she recovered? Would she go for another round right there? Either way, I kinda want to meet her again and fill her up now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:15:21 2017 No.16467514 Reminder that other monsters canonically like the Sabbath and hathor threadmemers are delusional.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:15:31 2017 No.16467515 File: 154 KB, 768x1024, 59995528_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16467425 I'm not sure what started the demon posting but I'm glad they're more talked about now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:15:34 2017 No.16467516 File: 27 KB, 360x400, Shyvana-League-Of-Legends-Fan-Art-2-360x400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16467502 if she starts apologizing or getting embarassed start filling her up and see how it goes from her just dont mindbreak her too much

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:16:49 2017 No.16467521 >>16467514 Spotted the Baphomet, they only like it as a way to teach their daughterus lewd things, not because of the flat chest part.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:22:52 2017 No.16467538 What would be a good doodle idea? A Demon? An Automatin making angry Windows noises?

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:24:30 2017 No.16467545

>>16467516
That would be pretty hard to do. For her to be fine during sex I wouldn't be able to put my whole dick inside of her, which in turn makes her frustrated and mad, forcing her to swallow my whole dick with her greedy whole and causing the events of the dream again.
I really hope she doesn't get depressed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:27:54 2017 No.16467552 >>16467538 Demon DMing for human boys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:34:08 2017 No.16467577 File: 898 KB, 866x891, 5cfcbc26aa7d410fc6c8b57bbe1a1f41.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16467545 you have to go all in sometimes! play big or go home

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:35:59 2017 No.16467585 >>16467552 Liches make better dms though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:37:38 2017 No.16467591 >>16467577 Well I hope she enjoys really rough sex and mindbreaking, because the next time I meet her in a dream I will only stop when I'm satisfied regardless of her state.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:38:35 2017 No.16467596 >>16467585 Demons would be more about the rules and how they flow and such Liches would be more of a "Lets see what happens if I do this instead" type of DM Both are good.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:40:48 2017 No.16467605

>>16467246
Anon we had this conversation yesterday, shes going to keep doing it until shes one hundred and ten percent pregnant with at least triplets! So i am happy to inform you that, One, you're now a husbando to a dragon and 2, she probably wont stop.

You people should already know that Dragons are hard to breed, and unlike a Demon, Lilim or other more powerful race they dont have any powers to make you cum more. So when a Dragon goes crazy after you thats not anything but herself and her love for you.

Dragons are the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:43:14 2017 No.16467612 >>16467596 >rules lawyer demon Sounds more like an Anubis to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:47:49 2017 No.16467623 File: 2.14 MB, 2011x1123, Kainkout (1.7) [F].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's finished! Monster Girl friends with alcohol! Full Size: https://files.catbox.moe/mxgoii.png

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:48:15 2017 No.16467626
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>>16467605
>110% pregnant

how is that even possible? but if thats what she wants so be it,next time i get that "nightmare" i am gonna bully her womb so hard until she is nothing more than a wrecking ahegao blush on the bed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:50:14 2017 No.16467635 >>16467626 Does she have a small vagina too?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:50:17 2017 No.16467636 Is there any great Monstergirl writing about cuddling and falling asleep with one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:52:10 2017 No.16467643 >>16467623 That wock is big

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:52:10 2017 No.16467644 >>16467635 By the way she was desperately milking me nonstop i would say no

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:52:14 2017 No.16467645 >>16467623 You fool! Snakes can't handle alcohol, she is going to talk tell that wock all about her private life including the most private details

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:54:41 2017 No.16467652 >>16467623 Miia's hands look kinda small

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:58:10 2017 No.16467663

>>16467626
>>16467644
Didn't i say she wanted triplets, so its not one hundred and ten percent its actually three hundred percent!

Even better! Except for your pelvis. Its not going to survive. Don't worry as stated yesterday she'll take care of you if shes too rough!

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:06:57 2017 No.16467683
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>>16467663
I guess its fine as long as she ends up happy and satisfied, i guess it was my fault for not tending to her needs for so long

i would let her milk me to her hearts content if thats the case, she can even use manticore barbs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:07:36 2017 No.16467684 File: 744 KB, 900x1000, ZeroMomentai (1.0) [F].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And another commission just came in! It's a good day for Wock!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:09:24 2017 No.16467690 >>16467683 Good, but i still envy you. I think about her every single day and night, and yet no reams have come. You lucky sonnava bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:10:53 2017 No.16467695 >>16467623 Lovely to see monster girls getting along with each other.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:17:41 2017 No.16467714 >>16467623 Big brown dragons are for cuddling!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:26:32 2017 No.16467738 >>16467690 its still not fun waking up with a boner and family members sleeping TOO close

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:27:06 2017 No.16467741 >>16467690 Having dreams about monster girls is pure RNG. I had a dream about flayers a few days ago and I don't even waifu them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:29:48 2017 No.16467755 File: 2.15 MB, 1000x1200, 54886de1c819b2ddbb8d23b16057bd5e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16467690 If it makes you feel better dragons arent even my top waifu, those are vampires, followed second by dragons and third by succubutt/devils

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:34:10 2017 No.16467770 Do you have a plan to protect your virginity from all the thirsty monster girls out there?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:34:38 2017 No.16467772 >>16467755 Dragons have always been in my top 3. Such great waifus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:36:02 2017 No.16467776 >>16467770 Fake monster fragrance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:37:32 2017 No.16467782 >>16467684 Geisha hair is unappealing

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:37:41 2017 No.16467783

>>16467770
It's going to be hard without my waifu. But I'll always carry a note on me that has been approved by a tanuki. The note reads that my virginity belongs to my waifu I have not met yet.

I also carry a temporary collar that also symbolises the same thing.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:38:59 2017 No.16467786
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>>16467776
pretty smart, but I think DE plays a part
I'm not a virgin though. I'll probably just wear a chastity belt and wait for a jinko to come along.

I should start commissioning jinko art, there isn't nearly enough

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:39:57 2017 No.16467788 >>16467770 I am gonna stroll casually into a Christmas cake vampire lair and see what happens

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:40:00 2017 No.16467789 >>16467770 What is this protect thing you're speaking of? I plan on throwing myself at the first monster girl to show interest in me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:40:06 2017 No.16467790 >>16467783 >didn't read the fine print >says that the tanuki who sold it to him has a daughter who is now your waifu Hope you like bushy tails.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:41:15 2017 No.16467795 >>16467786 I'll also get stronk so I can push the more assertive monsters away. It's a backup plan at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:42:34 2017 No.16467799 >>16467790 Anon don't speak lies about Tanuki's. They're very good lawyers who always win your case and are trustworthy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:43:37 2017 No.16467803 >>16467786 Jinkos a cute! I want to make her flustered by kissing her abs!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:45:31 2017 No.16467811 >>16467803 I want to use her big powerful thighs as ear muffs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:45:39 2017 No.16467812 File: 624 KB, 700x912, f110342ce449d12c522320dd0c5e2358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16467803 How flustered she would get if you petted her ears and rubbed her belly while killing her lips?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:45:58 2017 No.16467813 >>16467790 The best thing is to not buy from tanukis and shady female paladin shops.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:47:53 2017 No.16467817 >>16467811 Anon no! Those thighs could crush a melon! She'll hold you there until you're addicted to her scent!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:48:11 2017 No.16467818 >>16467812 now all I can think about is a rare blue eyed, white, dire jinko

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:49:09 2017 No.16467822 >>16467812 Pretty flustered. Better question is if she could handle me being sick with the worlds worst stomach flu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:49:14 2017 No.16467823 >>16467812 >>16467818 I MEANT KISSING HER LIPS NOT KILLING, wow i am sleepy today

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:50:40 2017 No.16467828 >>16467817 I want this though >>16467818 sounds nice >>16467812 I'll never have this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:51:53 2017 No.16467832 >>16467822 she would always be at your side,feeding you chicken soup and tightly holding you close at night while she whispers "i am here husband"

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:52:13 2017 No.16467834

>>16467786
>I should start commissioning jinko art, there isn't nearly enough
I should commission more Jinkos too, got some costs coming up in the next month or two to take care of then I'll try get something.

Maybe PoV cowgirl with implied impregnation, can't think of any Jinko images with actual sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 10:54:24 2017 No.16467843 >>16467834 I think I've found one total

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:02:37 2017 No.16467868 >>16467623 Wock is still a big girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:04:59 2017 No.16467872 >>16467868 >>16467868 >>16467868 >>16467868

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:05:49 2017 No.16467873 File: 329 KB, 2500x1598, 1466537508516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16467643 >>16467714 >>16467868 It's rude to call girls big you know

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:06:44 2017 No.16467874 File: 265 KB, 1000x1000, 1456312193361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16467868

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:06:46 2017 No.16467875 File: 403 KB, 638x900, 1464738012820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16467873 why, big a best

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:06:47 2017 No.16467876 >>16467684 Classy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:06:49 2017 No.16467877 >>16467832 Yeah, this isn't the cute stomach flu, this is the feverish obsession, dehydrating like a flow kelp in the desert stomach flue

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:06:49 2017 No.16467878 >>16467873 Is it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:10:55 2017 No.16467893 >>16467873 But big is best

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:18:57 2017 No.16467916 >>16467873 But I hope she knows that because she's big she is factually the best girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:20:12 2017 No.16467919 >>16467875 Giantess a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:21:40 2017 No.16467922 >>16467919 You're a shit. Don't hate on big ogres.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:23:06 2017 No.16467926 >>16467893 Big girls would be improved by making them small and cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:25:18 2017 No.16467931 >>16467926 No anon. Just no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:25:59 2017 No.16467933 >>16467926 your opinion so objectively bad it requires I question your sexual orientation

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:28:18 2017 No.16467940 >>16467926 Only for daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:30:00 2017 No.16467944 >>16467926 >make big small Do we have a monstergirl image going "YAMERO"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:33:16 2017 No.16467960 File: 223 KB, 907x1200, Jinko butt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16467843 I don't think I've seen that one, some blowjob, footjob and nude images but none with penetration.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:39:29 2017 No.16467975 >>16467960 >some blowjob, footjob You wouldn't happen to have those pictures on hand would you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:39:39 2017 No.16467977 >>16467960 I want to softly touch a tsundere jinko's phat butt!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:41:57 2017 No.16467987 >>16467977 It's firm you dolt. Calling it fat is rude!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:43:06 2017 No.16467991 >>16467960 it's kind of cartoony, but it's on the boorus under the jinko tag

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:43:06 2017 No.16467992 >>16467933 What's the problem with wanting girls to be feminine? >>16467940 Not only for daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:44:30 2017 No.16467997 >>16467987 That ass looks really squidgy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:45:21 2017 No.16468000 >>16467997 I looks so round and delicious, I would love to give her a little love bite.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:45:24 2017 No.16468001 >>16467926 But if big girls would be improved by making them small and cute, and small girls would be improved by making them big and sexy, then where do we end up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:45:32 2017 No.16468003 >>16467992 >implying that big girls aren't the most feminine >he'd rather have little boy looking girls than large feminine girl You might actually be gay. >not only for daughterus Only for daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:45:50 2017 No.16468004 >>16467975 http://imgur.com/a/nWkcI Also I lied, or at least didn't remember it. There is one with sex, I just had it saved somewhere else by mistake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:46:38 2017 No.16468008 >>16467960 >>16467991 http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2364579 >>16467975 http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2307181 the footjob one is by less

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:47:01 2017 No.16468009
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>>16467992
nothing, but you want small, small a shit, big is best, everything should be dire sized, ever bigger, ever more aggressive and dominant, dire cows, dire ushi, dire oni, dire ogres and jinkos and anubi and dragons! Everything must be big

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:47:09 2017 No.16468011 >>16468004 >http://imgur.com/a/nWkcI shit, beat me to it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:48:32 2017 No.16468018 >>16468004 The headpat one would be better if she actually started sucking there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:48:54 2017 No.16468020 >>16468004 >head pat blowjobs >paw jobs >ab licking >roughing up >leg lock I have ascended beyond diamonds

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:50:48 2017 No.16468023 >>16468004 >>16468008 Very nice, thank you anons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:51:03 2017 No.16468024 >>16468003 >Likes large muscular girls without a hint of femininity The only gay person here is you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:51:04 2017 No.16468025 >>16468020 I just thought about having a very nasty encounter with a hellhound and a jinko and holy shit I am still a slut for strong girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:52:07 2017 No.16468028 >>16468024 >without a hint No need to lie anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:55:03 2017 No.16468040 File: 1.58 MB, 1169x1700, a1d7b9d923791f5caba7407763cec144.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop shitting on other people's waifus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:56:29 2017 No.16468045 >>16467926 >Not wanting to get strong enough to lift your waifu Have you no aspirations, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:58:07 2017 No.16468051 >>16468028 >muscular >feminine It's current year, anon. Just accept that you are gay, nothing wrong with it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:58:14 2017 No.16468052 File: 150 KB, 574x490, 1235812512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16467944

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:58:31 2017 No.16468054

>>16468040
man I love cows, best thing ever would be two 10ft dire mino to make a "sandwich" out of me, trapped in between the soft rolling flesh of to huge, soft, sensually mooing cows whos every movement would cause me to sink ever deeper into their soft bodies, pressed all around me. Anyway whos that supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 11:59:37 2017 No.16468059 >>16468054 >mad as hell about japs >general's stars Moo-Carther?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:00:40 2017 No.16468060 >>16468054 >>16468059 William Frederick "Bull" Halsey Jr.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:01:31 2017 No.16468063 >>16468051 Regardless of how wrong you are, you're the one who brought muscular into the equation. If you see it as so gay, why do you think about it so much? Freud wants a word with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:02:09 2017 No.16468065 >>16468060 didn't see the gold wings, makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:03:47 2017 No.16468068 File: 144 KB, 782x1021, 38b7540bc99ed7c4fd8aac1a39b8b628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] found this, it's amateurish, but cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:05:21 2017 No.16468075 File: 198 KB, 750x1065, 1485315342320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16468009 I want to impregnate a big dragon so i can pamper the small versions of her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:07:39 2017 No.16468083 >>16468075 >Not pampering the big version first Can you even impregnate a MG who isn't a perfect match for you? Not to mention how hard it is to impregnate one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:08:32 2017 No.16468087 >>16468025 Enjoy the 2 stronk wives waiting to rape you on the other side.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:08:34 2017 No.16468088 >>16468083 Of course! the big one will get all the pampering and love first, otherwise how i would make the small one? i just hope its 1-2, i dont think i got enough love for too many daugherus

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:10:02 2017 No.16468095 >>16468068 >tfw we haven't seen any more of that jinko

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:10:29 2017 No.16468098 >>16468068 >ywn be carried to safety by your strong MG waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:12:30 2017 No.16468105 >>16468088 >dragon >1-2 daughters Anon i think you forgot that this is a dragon your talking about. When you ask how many kids does she want shes going to say all of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:13:44 2017 No.16468109 >>16468105 When she says that i dont know what number it is!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:14:01 2017 No.16468110 >>16468105 I wonder how many dragons are fooled by the triplets thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:14:18 2017 No.16468111 >>16468105 I want to give my dragon waifu all the daughterus but I don't want to turn her into a horny lizard. What do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:14:19 2017 No.16468112 >>16468088 Not him, but I'd be crazy enough to have five kids at max. Then again, I might be a shitty dad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:14:44 2017 No.16468113 >>16468052 Good enough

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:16:10 2017 No.16468118 >>16468110 uh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:19:43 2017 No.16468126 >>16468118 You know how people keep saying that they are going to impregnate their dragons with triplets and shit while dragon eggs are huge and extremely rare? Some big lizards probably fall for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:20:30 2017 No.16468130 >>16468109 >>16468111 In laymans terms it means 10+. In Dragon terms it means well over 100. Don't worry, because of MOMANOMANA(TM) you have a long time to get that many.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:21:37 2017 No.16468132 >>16468130 >ONE HUNDRED BABIES

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:23:09 2017 No.16468135 >>16468126 wouldn't hurt to try! >>16468130 >>16468132 If you live a longass time thanks to mamono mana what other way to spend it than repopulating the dragon race so future generations can enjoy them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:24:26 2017 No.16468139 >>16468135 recouperate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:24:40 2017 No.16468141 >>16468135 The age of dragons will come once again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:25:40 2017 No.16468146 >>16468132 I wonder what MGE powerthirst would be like

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:28:06 2017 No.16468160

>>16468135
>what other way to spend it than repopulating the dragon race
There isn't any, why i am proud of the fact that ill be a father to a small town of Dragons.
Each and everyone of them will be loved equally.

of course i have to pamper them all and their mother, that's going to be hectic to do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:29:49 2017 No.16468168 >>16468160 >Not getting so many daughterus that the DL has to make a small world for them to live on Step up, anon.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:31:32 2017 No.16468181
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>Dragons are for reverse mate pressing you roughly while milking you out

>Vampires are for dom/submissive switch while they give you winghugs as you creampie her

>Raijus are for slow gentle cuddling with headpatting

correct me if wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:33:24 2017 No.16468192 >>16468181 You aren't wrong. But you are wrong about that "fat" Raiju.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:34:40 2017 No.16468198 >>16468192 couldnt think of a better filename

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:36:12 2017 No.16468206 I only want one daughter and maybe an adopted son down the line when she gets to that age

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:37:03 2017 No.16468209 >>16468206 That is respectable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:40:53 2017 No.16468221 File: 83 KB, 860x860, 1485359787203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16459215 The fact that there isn't a Yeti edit of pic-related yet is a missed opportunity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:41:42 2017 No.16468223 >>16464825 >Ittan-momen Alright... >Cloth Mimicry Are you fucking serious?Was I raped by a radioactive one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:42:51 2017 No.16468226 >>16468168 >not repopulation the dragon race so that they're the dominant species >not becoming the father of dragons with your ife as the mother of dragons Wow anon its like your not trying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:44:14 2017 No.16468230 >>16468226 You think that creating so many dragons that they need a world isn't repopulating? Fine then, I'll fill an entire galaxy of dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:45:27 2017 No.16468235 >>16468206 I plan on getting a maximum of three daughters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:48:47 2017 No.16468244 >>16464825 >Dark angel get Heat transfer powers. Not the worst thing ever.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:50:03 2017 No.16468249

>>16468235
Why? Personally, I want only one so she I get a few years to pamper her all by herself, and by the time she's starting to feel lonely, we'll adopt a baby boy. She'll have been pampered and loved, and she'll pass that love onto her baby brother and they'll form the most wholesome relationship possible. Nee-san+otouto.

What's your reasoning?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:53:30 2017 No.16468260 >>16464825 >Atlach-Nacha gave me Emotional Form so i can turn into diffrent giant spiders depending on my mood i can live with that

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 12:56:13 2017 No.16468270

>>16468249
Like I've said, that's the maximum.

In my little mind I already have one daughteru that I love very very much, keeping it at that would be pretty enjoyable. I doubt that she'll feel lonely due to friends and stuff, but if anything else happens and my waifu gets a bit lovey dovey than a second one is fine.
If adoptions count then I guess you also have my kiki which could take care of my little one and maybe teach her how to do house chores. Maybe I'll end up with a cute dragon maid daughteru.

500 squishyflayers don't count.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:00:24 2017 No.16468288 >>16468270 That's some solid reasoning, though I don't understand the spoiler.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:04:27 2017 No.16468305 >>16464825 >Raped by an orc >Gain Teleportation Diversion Right,I'm going to wonderland to fuck with some cheshires

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:06:02 2017 No.16468312

>>16468288
Oh you don't need to think about it. It's just a little something something.

Also, I think that having too many daughterus might be a bit messy since they would be everywhere. I would prefer to keep things peaceful and quiet.
I mean, if I somehow manage to have more than three daughters there is no way I would feel bad or hate them, on the contrary, I would love them very much. But I don't know, two or three is enough to keep me and my waifu satisfied.

My waifu has three sisters and two brothers, so I guess she has a big family.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:10:26 2017 No.16468327

>>16468312
I would be happy with just two kids. But with how often we fuck there's bound to be more. I'd never make my waifu abort, nor would I ever use contraception. And it would be cruel to hope mamono mana makes her infertile or something after my ideal number.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:11:49 2017 No.16468330

So anon, would your waifu teach your daughteru(s) about sex? Would she just tell them everything they needs to know about it or would she prefer a more "practical" demonstration? If this means you dicking your daughteru(s) or just them watching while she fucks you is up to you.
Or would she just let them find out on their own?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:13:25 2017 No.16468337 >>16468330 The latter. Monsters don't need to be taught about sex, the fuck are you smoking? Did you need to be taught to breathe? We'd just be there for parental advice, nothing more, nothing less.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:13:30 2017 No.16468339 File: 628 KB, 700x946, 7b531f53d2ded9172b6a69cc3084085d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16468305 >not using it to molest your thicc masochistic piggy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:14:42 2017 No.16468347 >>16468330 Just some advice from me and her is enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:16:13 2017 No.16468353 >>16468339 It's teleportation diversion. The other party needs to be able to teleport in the first place for it to work. Besides The only thin pigs are good for is food. The name 'orc' is a disgrace. I want my green amazons

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:16:57 2017 No.16468357 >>16468327 Indeed. We all have our limits, but getting some more wouldn't be bad. I would love all of my daughterus equally. Though because my waifu is a dragon I doubt I'll have to worry about numbers that much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:17:23 2017 No.16468359 >you will never be known as the savior who saved dragon race from the brink of extinction

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:17:42 2017 No.16468360 >>16468357 Lets just hope a wight is slow to impregnate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:18:26 2017 No.16468362 >>16468359 The father of all dragons who gave me my haughty black dragon.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:18:27 2017 No.16468363

>>16468330
Monstergirls instinctively know about sex pretty damn well, so no worries there. While its weird for me, the assumption is that they both mentally and physically reach maturity at around age 10, so at that point she's on her own and can make her own choices in that regard. But I would at least want to meet the guy that she snags and brings back home juuuust to make sure he doesn't have anything too weird planned.
I'm making alot of concessions doing that from a human perspective, so as recompense the understanding is we would have a very, very strict 'no dicking the daughteru' rule in my household, which I'm sure my waifu would understand.
I don't mind PDA with my waifu in front of the daughteru though, again given the setting. And once she's matured I don't give a shit if she walks in on us doing it, just as long as that golden rule of no incest stays firm

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:19:58 2017 No.16468367 >>16468360 Oh I'm sure they are, being high class monsters and stuff.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:23:07 2017 No.16468383

>>16468363
>But I would at least want to meet the guy that she snags and brings back home juuuust to make sure he doesn't have anything too weird planned.

Anon, that's why before you have a kid you talk with your friends who are also planning on having kids so as to set up a childhood friend scenario for them both, knowing that your friend and his human waifu will raise their kid properly, and that your friend knows you and your monster waifu will raise your daughteru properly.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:24:34 2017 No.16468387 >>16468384 Going to sit that cute girl down and have some tea with her

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:25:45 2017 No.16468391 >>16468383 That sounds pretty dumb.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:26:15 2017 No.16468393

>>16468363
I think no incest kind of misses the point of the bigger picture. You should be teaching her the virtues of monogamy and making absolutely sure she isn't happy with her to-be husband sleeping around on her. She should be taught to be possessive and greedy of his romantic love, not letting him share it but keeping it all to herself.

I mean if my daughter's husband "fell in love" with another woman and tried to turn it into a bigamous, or harem dynamic, I'd shank the little faggot and bring him back as a corpse devoted to my daughteru. Or hire a flayer hitwoman. Flay the bigamy out of him.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:29:09 2017 No.16468406

>>16468383
While that sounds nice, the timing is a bit awkward. While my monster daughteru reaches sexual maturity around age 10 that's certainly not the same case for a human born boy and it would be really awkward to either suggest from their human perspective that their kid should be having sex at 10 years old or telling my daughter 'okay now you have to wait another 8 years to have sex'
I'm a realist in the setting and not particularly all hung up about the fact that monstergirls probably have sex plenty of times before they settle down with a husband, even in the case of a daughteru, hence me saying I'm making alot of concessions from a human perspective. I want her to be able to experience stuff a bit so that she'll know when she finds the right one, but I don't want her to be totally barred off from an essential part of her life as a monster for almost a decade just because of some not-applicable human standards. Though that's sure to rile up people here I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:29:45 2017 No.16468409 >>16468393 >possessive and greedy of his romantic love Thank god my daughteru has some natural dragons instincts.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:32:07 2017 No.16468419

>>16468406
Boys mature pretty early though, and you have 10 years for his parents to get comfortable with the idea of his wife-to be lewding him up a little sooner than usual. And you should be raising her to be considerate and nurturing, so it's not like the boy in question would have any complaints.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:34:19 2017 No.16468424 You don't want your daughteru to get NTR'd? Right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:35:21 2017 No.16468428 >>16468260 Turn into a jumping spider and play her butt like bomgos.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:37:34 2017 No.16468441

>>16468393
I don't see how your latter points has to do with the golden rule of 'absolutely no incest', but I mostly agree. Then again, at the end of the day it is her choice. I can give my opinion and I can absolutely go full demon-incubus-nuclear if someone ever dares hurt her, but if she's okay with it and it makes her happy it is what it is.

>>16468419
All true points, but once again there's the factor of how SHE sees things and develops. I can hope that I'll be a good teacher and give a good example, but who can say what the instincts of monsters are when they hit 'puberty' or its equivalent? I can only work together with my waifu to know for sure.

Really, now that I think about it, the particular species of monstergirl I'm shacked up with is actually pretty uniquely monogamous with the whole contract thing, so all that stuff before about having sex before finding a husband probably doesn't really apply. But it would make me doubly want to make sure that she finds a good, upstanding guy who will give her not only her sexual needs fulfilled but will also have some ambition of his own and mental stimulation, like I hope to provide.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:41:36 2017 No.16468455 >>16468424 Anyone dating the daughter will know I'm armed, and the mother is scarier than me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:41:39 2017 No.16468456 >>16468424 Well she is not a Bicorn or a nurarihyon, so no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:42:52 2017 No.16468460 >>16468040 then who's gonna remind them that mgs with horns are the best?

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:46:02 2017 No.16468466

>>16468441
>I don't see how your latter points has to do with the golden rule of 'absolutely no incest'
Because her mother is leading by example, not letting even her own daughter take her man. She should have the same attitude towards her future husbando.
>but if she's okay with it and it makes her happy it is what it is.
Bad fatheru. It's your job to hurt her, if it's for her own good. Never let your daughter become a cuckquean. It's not good in the long run.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:46:16 2017 No.16468467 Are people here really against the idea of harems then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:47:07 2017 No.16468470 >>16468467 Majority of the thread is but there are definitely some harem goers in the mix.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:47:11 2017 No.16468472 >>16468460 >horns fangs*

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:47:21 2017 No.16468473 [DELETED]

>>16468406
Mamono mana fixes it. Either that, or you chat it up with another friend who has a kid of sexual maturity, since in either case the monster will either have sexual relations with someone way older than her or have to wait.

>I want her to be able to experience stuff a bit so that she'll know when she finds the right one
This depends on how reliable this idea of finding the right one is on a realistic case. IE close relative of mine has apparently found "the right one" numerous times already and had to go through a procedure to not have kids anymore otherwise her vagina would look like a clown car. We all were retarded once in our youth regarding this subject unless one was exceptionally lucky, and there's a few of us here that turned to waifuism not because we couldn't find someone but because we found someone yet felt a deep sense of betrayal when things didn't work to the point a 2D waifu reminds us of the romantic ideal of a proper love and relationship. If anything, two families setting up for their kids to be together is something to strive for since that's at least four experienced adults agreeing upon something while also having the certainty that the kids will be raised properly, completely skipping the fear that the kid in question will get together with something not up to standards. There'll be no adult meddling between them, and in fact the parents will even encourage it. Should any issues between them even happen, there's no doubt that both families, both immediate and extended, will be willing to work together to make it work out.

Not to mention that in the realism scale this is far, far more realistic than just raising your kid and hoping for the best. An organism in the biological hierarchy humans are placed in (IE high up there as apex predators, not down low such as bunnies **inb4 bunny girls** ) will seek to further its legacy through offspring with a proper mate, and no doubt if wolves could actively go out of their way to pick a mate for their offspring they would. Political marriages evolved from this, substituting the mate selection from good quality to political quality, but let's be honest, nobody here gives enough of a shit about politics to marry out of politics, if any of us were of enough political power to interest anyone who'd benefit from it at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:48:14 2017 No.16468476 >>16468467 Monogamy and bigamy are better

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:48:29 2017 No.16468478 >>16468467 I am, but there re a handful of haremfags here

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:50:37 2017 No.16468485 >>16468472 Tusks.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:50:46 2017 No.16468486

>>16468406
Mamono mana fixes it. Either that, or you chat it up with another friend who has a kid of sexual maturity, since in either case the monster will either have sexual relations with someone way older than her or have to wait.

>I want her to be able to experience stuff a bit so that she'll know when she finds the right one
This depends on how reliable this idea of finding the right one is on a realistic case. IE close relative of mine has apparently found "the right one" numerous times already and had to go through a procedure to not have kids anymore otherwise her vagina would look like a clown car. We all were retarded once in our youth regarding this subject unless one was exceptionally lucky, and there's a few of us here that turned to waifuism not because we couldn't find someone but because we found someone yet felt a deep sense of betrayal when things didn't work to the point a 2D waifu reminds us of the romantic ideal of a proper love and relationship. If anything, two families setting up for their kids to be together is something to strive for since that's at least four experienced adults agreeing upon something while also having the certainty that the kids will be raised properly, completely skipping the fear that the kid in question will get together with something not up to standards. There'll be no adult meddling between them, and in fact the parents will even encourage it. Should any issues between them even happen, there's no doubt that both families, both immediate and extended, will be willing to work together to make it work out.

Not to mention that in the realism scale this is far, far more realistic than just raising your kid and hoping for the best. An organism in the biological hierarchy humans are placed in (IE high up there as apex predators, not down low such as bunnies inb4 bunny girls ) will seek to further its legacy through offspring with a proper mate, and no doubt if wolves could actively go out of their way to pick a mate for their offspring they would. Political marriages evolved from this, substituting the mate selection from good quality to political quality, but let's be honest, nobody here gives enough of a shit about politics to marry out of politics, if any of us were of enough political power to interest anyone who'd benefit from it at all.

Don't tell anyone about the fuckup

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:51:10 2017 No.16468489 File: 47 KB, 305x328, lorem.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16468467 I really despise the idea of harem. >>16468472 horns AND fangs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:52:51 2017 No.16468495 >>16468467 I'd always feel like I'm cucking them. But if they're all ok with it. Then yes. My harem consists of a Dragon, Anubis, Kikimora, Shoggoth and a Unagi Joro.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:54:52 2017 No.16468505 >>16468495 >But if they're all ok with it They aren't. They just say they are to make you happy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:55:02 2017 No.16468506 >>16468467 I don't like harems very much. In my opinion if humans are able to have harems then monster girls should also ba able to.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:55:47 2017 No.16468509

>>16468466
>mother leading by example
Ah, I see.
>It's your job to hurt her, if it's for her own good
To a point I agree, but these things are complicated and again, I don't want to entirely apply solely human logic to monstergirls. I don't want to be that oblivious shmuck who is saying 'don't do this because by my foreign standards I think its wrong even though its in your nature'. Again, I'd work it out and talk about it well, well in advance with the waifu to get her thoughts as well.

>>16468486
>if anything, two families setting up for their kids to be together is something to strive for
I respect your perspective but that's far too overbearing for me as a fatheru. Kids gotta make their own choices at some point, there's no way I'm going to essentially betroth her to someone just because of my human jealousies and such. That sounds super restrictive and completely ignoring the perspective of the most important people, the kids themselves.

I'm gonna do my best to let my human values get through to my daughteru, but there's no way I'm gonna deny her monster instinct. And I'm gonna wanna meet and approve of the man SHE chooses, but there's no way I'm gonna put up some pretense that I'M choosing for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:56:18 2017 No.16468511 >>16468506 >In my opinion if humans are able to have harems then monster girls should also ba able to. Good thing your opinion doesn't matter

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:57:19 2017 No.16468514

>>16468505
Then no harem. It would be cruel. I'd even do a damn lie detector test to see if they're all ok with it. Because I'm not having anyone of them feeling like they're just another girl of many. IT'S MY PRIORITY TO LOVE THEM ALL IF I HAVE A HAREM!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:59:02 2017 No.16468523 >>16468514 Which one would you stay with after you disbanded the harem?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:59:39 2017 No.16468528 >>16468467 They're always shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:00:25 2017 No.16468531 >>16468523 I'd be forced to let them all go. Even my waifu. I couldn't do that to them. Showing I love one of them more than the rest.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:01:28 2017 No.16468533

>>16468509
>'don't do this because by my foreign standards I think its wrong even though its in your nature'
But its fundamentally against their nature to share their man, unless it's a species that specifically is into being cuck'd like bihorn and smokebum.

She'd be forcing herself into the situation because she'd convinced herself that it's less painful watching her husband fuck another woman than it is just leaving him. So it's the father's job to make one party disappear and brain--wipe their existence from her husband.

And maybe make it so that he can't see other women as anything other than vague creatures. Just enough to get by on in a polite society.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:01:50 2017 No.16468535 >>16468531 >Even my waifu Which one was your waifu? Do you have a ranking for them of some sorts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:02:03 2017 No.16468537 File: 478 KB, 1816x1684, 1469131607961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16468467 Most are but I adore the idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:02:49 2017 No.16468539 >>16468467 My problem with them is when the guy acts as if he were some hentai protag, or makes big harems with the most rare and powerful species.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:03:12 2017 No.16468541

>>16468509
>Kids gotta make their own choices at some point
Anon, you're not going to force her at shotgun point to marry. You're going to nudge her in a direction rather than leaving her to not know what to do, let alone what to aim for. If she ends up getting together with that kid, then it's all sunshine and rainbows, but if she says no despite having tried already, are you the type of person that'd force her regardless?

>just because of my human jealousies and such
wat
>That sounds super restrictive and completely ignoring the perspective of the most important people, the kids themselves.
Fucking what?

Anon how the fuck is letting her be friends with another family's kids restrictive? The entire thing started off a childhood friend setup, what are you smoking?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:04:15 2017 No.16468546 >>16468489 >saving images from a monster boy manga >posting them here

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:04:22 2017 No.16468548 >>16468467 Monogamy is really the only thing I see working out for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:05:05 2017 No.16468555 >>16468546 its heavily about her mother.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:07:10 2017 No.16468564

>>16468533
I applaud your almost yandefather like dedication.

>>16468541
The post in question stated
>If anything, two families setting up for their kids to be together is something to strive for since that's at least four experienced adults agreeing upon something while also having the certainty that the kids will be raised properly, completely skipping the fear that the kid in question will get together with something not up to standards
Which I interpreted given the other things within that post as being something along the lines of a betrothal or a pre-arrangement by the parents for their kids to be married to each other. Of course I have no issue with my kid making friends with another kid, but I'm not going to be doing any nudging either. Please calm down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:07:41 2017 No.16468567 >>16468535 The Anubis is my waifu. And I wouldn't have a ranking for them. It would just be too hard for me to do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:07:50 2017 No.16468569 File: 425 KB, 1000x848, 1478750502472.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16468546 Hmm?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:07:56 2017 No.16468570 >>16468564 >I applaud your almost yandefather like dedication. I can't hurt the man she loves, but I'll be damned if any other sluts get in my daughteru's way.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:10:24 2017 No.16468582

>>16468564
>Which I interpreted given the other things within that post as being something along the lines of a betrothal or a pre-arrangement by the parents for their kids to be married to each other.
You missed the context on the other posts of setting up the chilhood friend opening, and that mamono mana would work out any basic issues that could pop up.

>but I'm not going to be doing any nudging either
Why?

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:10:50 2017 No.16468586

>>16468567
Oh damn it's worse than I thought.
Normally you are supposed to say that all of them are your waifu, but you had your anubis already. Imagine her feeling when she wasn't enough and you went to strive for more powerful and better pussies. Jesus, I don't say this often, but I don't think you deserve her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:12:30 2017 No.16468592 >>16468586 Anon! That's so mean! I love all those girls. But I have a waifu. We all do. Now take back what you said.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:12:34 2017 No.16468593

>>16468539
>My problem with them is when the guy acts as if he were some hentai protag
Isn't he in the case that he has a harem though? Mamono mana and in universe aphrodisiacs would give him the stamina and being transformed into an incubus would go a long way.
>big harems with the most rare and powerful species
I agree with the rare part, having a harem of a dragon, lilim, pharaoh and ice queen for example would be retarded.

Nothing wrong with having a strong harem on the other hand. Jinko/Ogre/Oni is pretty reasonable, god help the guy if he pisses them off though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:14:06 2017 No.16468599 >>16468593 >Isn't he in the case that he has a harem though? Not necessarily. Acting like that is cringey.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:16:41 2017 No.16468610

>>16468582
>Why?
Because I'm her father, not her keeper or handler. I will react to the decisions she makes, and make my opinion known absolutely, and if anything were to truly hurt her I would take action to prevent it, but I know what its like to have parents make decisions for their kids. And I know what its like for them to tell themselves they're just 'nudging' them in a direction. It may even start as that, but I don't trust myself given my history to not at some point say 'well I'm still just making suggestions' when I'm actually suffocating her ability to decide for herself. And I know how that can fuck a kid up.
As you said, given the setting, mamono mana ultimately fixes all problems, but even so, the joy for me is not the end result of the daughter being married, but of my daughter falling in love and CHOOSING the one she wants to be married to.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:16:54 2017 No.16468611

>>16468592
Yes, most of us have waifus. I have one and really like my top 5 girls, but that doesn't mean I would go around fucking them just because. I once wavered and thought about going into bigamy, but that is really stupid. I belong to my waifu and my waifu only, the same applies to her.

I will not take back what I've said.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:17:47 2017 No.16468615 File: 475 KB, 788x1200, 13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16468592 >>16468611 I smell a fight brewin'

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:17:59 2017 No.16468618 >cuddling with vampfu during anniversary >spice her drink with some garlic >vampfu goes full rape mode i think i made a huge mistake

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:20:02 2017 No.16468626

>>16468599
It's a porn setting, self inserting as a porn protag is par for the course.
>>16468611
>most of us have waifus
Far from it, people with legitimate waifus here are a small minority. Most just use waifu as a substitute for favourite or change their answer every time one of those posts asking about everyone's waifus pops up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:20:29 2017 No.16468631 >>16468610 >Because I'm her father, not her keeper or handler For much of her life, her father is those things though. You are also her guide. It's your duty to lay down paths for her, its up to her to decide if she wants to walk down them.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:20:56 2017 No.16468634

>>16468611
You will take back what you said because it was incredibly mean and uncalled for.

I like you love my waifu with all my heart. But like I said, if I COULD have a harem I might consider it and ONLY if every single girl was ok with it ESPECIALLY my waifu.

Fine I won't have a harem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:21:11 2017 No.16468636 >>16468626 I think you don't give people here enough credit.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:21:51 2017 No.16468638

>>16468610
Anon, do you know what nudging means?

>but I don't trust myself given my history
I don't think a daughteru having a father that doesn't even trust himself is gonna be healthy, and much less when mamonomana apparently can't fix said issue.

>when I'm actually suffocating her ability to decide for herself
Jesus fucking Christ, anon.

>As you said, given the setting, mamono mana ultimately fixes all problems, but even so, the joy for me is not the end result of the daughter being married, but of my daughter falling in love and CHOOSING the one she wants to be married to.
And we're back to square one, the idea that you'd be setting up the scenario for her to choose if she wants to pursue or not, not forcing her to marry the kid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:21:58 2017 No.16468639 >>16468626 >Most just use waifu as a substitute for favourite or change their answer every time one of those posts asking about everyone's waifus pops up. There are people actually like this?

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:25:17 2017 No.16468654

>>16468634
Why would you even want a harem? Every other girl you could love, is love you could lavish on your wife.

Going out on a date with the hot new haremette while the wife stays at home? That's a date you could have had with your wife. Having cute kisses and flirting with another harem member while your wife looks on? Those are flirtations you could have had with your wife.

The only times anything except monogamy is acceptable is when a group decide to make you a collective hubando. Like when a pack of gyaru succubi decide to make you their husbando, and they descend upon you at once.

But if you're already in a relationship with one girl, and you don't start the relationship with a bunch, there's no excuse for looking for extra pussy.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:25:40 2017 No.16468656

>>16468636
Not saying there aren't any with waifus but they're not the majority for sure.
>>16468639
Yes, more than one has admired in in end of thread confessions in quiet hours.

Another thing is if you lurk places that people from these threads talk in, you quickly realise that people just have monster girls they like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:26:42 2017 No.16468660 >>16468656 >admired Admitted, fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:27:05 2017 No.16468663 >>16468654 I know this. All the stuff you are telling me is obvious. I'd never do that to my waifu. I know now. But that won't stop me from liking my other favorite girls.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:27:11 2017 No.16468664

>>16468631
I get that. But to me that's where teaching her my morals and values comes in. I want her to know the benefits of being thoughtful, creative, sensitive to others' opinions, ambitious, and so on and so forth. Then develop naturally from there. Perhaps its a matter of difference of semantics at this point.

>>16468638
Well I admire your confidence in parenting, anon, and hope to gain your expertise and perspective.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:28:42 2017 No.16468674 >>16468656 These people are sick to cheat on their waifu. They need a good flayering so they can stop being sluts for other MGs and accept that their Georgina waifu is the one for them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:28:51 2017 No.16468675 >>16468634 It's better that way. >>16468663 You can like other girls as friends, but not as lovers. That spot is reserved for your "waifu" only.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:29:32 2017 No.16468678

>>16468664
>Well I admire your confidence in parenting, anon, and hope to gain your expertise and perspective.
Stick around people with families in the actual real world, and be self-aware of what worked and didn't in your childhood, and it comes naturally. Alternatively, have a kid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:32:13 2017 No.16468684 >>16468674 >These people are sick to cheat on their waifu I think the point is they don't actually have one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:32:54 2017 No.16468686 >>16468675 Nah. I'll pass on that. I'd only be ok if they were my waifus friends. And only when my waifu is there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:32:59 2017 No.16468687 >>16468674 >These people are sick to cheat on their waifu. By definition it isn't a waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:33:49 2017 No.16468692 >>16468674 It's not cheating on their waifu, it's making stuff up so they can take part in those waifu question posts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:35:14 2017 No.16468697 >>16468546 He posted a monster girl though, I don't see the issue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:35:30 2017 No.16468699 >>16468686 Why? I would hang out with a Griffon if she were my friend regardless if my waifu knows her or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:35:52 2017 No.16468703 >>16468692 >>16468687 >>16468684 Even worse. A further flayering is required.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:36:56 2017 No.16468706 >>16468699 I don't want my waifu to feel like I'm spending time with them because I'm bored with her. Also it would be even more fun if she was there! It's a harsh world out there anon. A wife can't let her husband go out alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:37:47 2017 No.16468709 >>16468539 >>16468593 >not wanting a harem of top-level monsters

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:38:53 2017 No.16468715 Here comes the baitman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:40:28 2017 No.16468721 >>16468715 Where's the bait? I'm not seeing any.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:40:46 2017 No.16468722 >>16468699 >Trusting a griffon not to rape you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:41:36 2017 No.16468729 >>16468721 You will if you respond to him. The tackle box is out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:42:45 2017 No.16468736 >>16468722 >MGs going after taken men Good joek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:43:24 2017 No.16468740 >>16468729 That doesn't help. If you want to cry bait go ahead.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:43:56 2017 No.16468743

>>16468706
That's not how friendship works.
Let's say in my case, I met up with a Griffon that is my friend and we are catching up with some stuff. We could discuss some of opur daily lives or some stuff that has been happening around the world and things like that. I mean, having harems IS wrong, but having friends is not.

>>16468722
In this case my waifu is a dragon and I'm talking with a griffon so it is pretty weird, but she is my friend, I doubt she'll attack me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:44:05 2017 No.16468744 File: 44 KB, 507x525, WEBPAGE_20170125_144028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any other vampire anons or i am the only one here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:44:06 2017 No.16468745 What if Anon and his MG waifu wanted to come hang out with you and your MG waifu? Either purely just to chill or as a double date?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:44:41 2017 No.16468746 >>16468729 The only bait I'm seeing is someone pretending that there's bait, try harder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:45:33 2017 No.16468751 >>16468736 Didn't KC say they will if they're really crazy about the guy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:45:46 2017 No.16468753 >>16468743 It depends what my waifu thinks. If she says its ok then sure. If she says it's not then i'm afraid its a no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:46:27 2017 No.16468756 >>16468736 Going by KCanon they do. If they "really really love you". Plus Griffons and dragons seem like they'd be huge assholes to each other.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:46:28 2017 No.16468755 Hey check out one of my shitty requests http://is2.4chan.org/vg/1485370511954.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:46:48 2017 No.16468759 >>16468745 That's cute. Double dating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:47:30 2017 No.16468765 >>16468744 Literally no one but you cares about vampires.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:48:33 2017 No.16468771 >>16468745 I never understood double dates. Are you that bored of your waifu you need some other fag and his waifu to make hanging out with her fun?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:49:47 2017 No.16468781 >>16468729 >spreading FUD just fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:49:48 2017 No.16468782 >>16468771 Ok mr. no fun.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:50:15 2017 No.16468784

>>16468753
Well, I would still hang out with my mg friends. I'm sure my waifu would get over protective about griffons and hellhounds though.

>>16468756
Imagine a griffon getting touchy with a dragon's husband just to annoy her.

>>16468771
Double the fun for everybody.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:51:13 2017 No.16468790
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>>16468745
Of course. I'm still hankering for hanging out with and having waifus meet with childhood-friend-chan anon.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:52:12 2017 No.16468796

>>16468736
But they do sometimes as >>16468751 said.

He outright confirmed that a monster girl can force their way into a monster x human couple, most monster girls would accept it in the end and even with a Shirohebi it would end in regular competitive sex for the status of wife #1

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:53:35 2017 No.16468801 >>16468782 >>16468784 Having some randoms intrude on time with my waifu sounds like an active demerit though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:53:42 2017 No.16468803 >>16468784 >his waifu is a dragon and his friend is a griffon This has trouble written all over it. Do you really want your waifu to get over protective and then end up fucking you senseless reminding you of what you have? Do you?! Are you insane!?

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:54:38 2017 No.16468812 >>16468784 >Imagine a griffon getting touchy with a dragon's husband just to annoy her. This is how blood flows.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:54:44 2017 No.16468814 >>16468801 >randoms They'd be your friends. Aren't we your friends?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:55:15 2017 No.16468817 Every day I'm reminded of the depths of social ineptitude coming here. So now you can't even have FRIENDS or you're betraying your waifu or showing signs that she's 'not good enough'? Seriously?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:55:47 2017 No.16468820 >>16468805 Slimy eel is for body licking!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:57:13 2017 No.16468826 >>16468820 If you want a lick, Barometz is better in every way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:57:27 2017 No.16468828 >>16468817 Anon no. I said I didn't want a harem ever. It's a mistake I made. We all make mistakes. I hope my waifu can forgive me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:57:28 2017 No.16468829 File: 1.59 MB, 2546x2494, 80e6eb3fedaa73d3cad0a1ab9bb4d6ca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16468744 You aren't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:58:41 2017 No.16468833 >>16468814 >Aren't we your friends? I don't need no friends.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:59:18 2017 No.16468836
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>>16468817
Its the true sinister nature of Manamo Mana. Its actively twisting the personalities of men to truly want to do nothing else but stay inside fucking their waifu all day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:00:20 2017 No.16468840 >>16464825 http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_-_Side_I:_Dragonia http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Day_Empowerment A-all of them? At once? I think I need better powers to survive this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:00:27 2017 No.16468842 >>16468817 What do you need friends for anon? What can they give you that your waifu can't? How can you even tell individual human-things apart when your mind should be full of images of your waifu?

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:01:10 2017 No.16468845

>>16468784
>griffon slapping the ass of a dragon's husband
>dragon is furious and ready to duke it out
>griffon gives her an out of character shit eating grin before slapping hers too
>that's how the fight that levelled an entire mountain range started

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:01:19 2017 No.16468846

>>16468803
It would be pretty funny to see. I like to imagine her showering me with questions about what I was doing, even knowing that I'll never cheat on her. The sex would be extra rough and lovey, I would have to make sure to give the Griffriend a thumbs up.

>>16468817
There is a realm of possibilites for those who have monster friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:03:11 2017 No.16468851 >>16468845 Honestly if an MG started making moves on me while I have a waifu, I'd bust their kneecaps.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:03:29 2017 No.16468852

>>16468846
>There is a realm of possibilites for those who have monster friends.

I don't like where this is going. Anon remember your waifu. You never want to take any attention away from her right? You wouldn't want her taking attention away from you either?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:03:31 2017 No.16468853 Can I post a /v/ character Fusion-ha'd with a monstergrill without getting banned or rustling any jimmies?

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:04:31 2017 No.16468857
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>>16468467
A man must have a wife that is to his height.

If a single woman is incapable of reaching the required standard to be his wife, additional women may be added until the required standards are fulfilled.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:04:51 2017 No.16468858 >>16468853 What /v/ character is she?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:05:23 2017 No.16468859 >>16468857 But then you just have a large collection of garbage.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:06:27 2017 No.16468863

>>16468842
You're already lost... or a possessive JubJub or what have you in disguise.

>>16468846
Absolutely.
>vacation to White Horn friend's lodge to ski with waifu and some buddies
>go adventuring along with my waifu with a Salamander to help her find someone who can beat her
>head out to the bar to chill with other anons while waifu can chat it up with other waifus

>>16468852
I'm not a clingy desperate pathos who needs someone constantly watching over me just to function properly, and neither is my waifu. We have goals and ambitions outside of just curling up in the fetal position all day reminding each other we love each other, because we're confident enough to know that intrinsically.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:06:46 2017 No.16468865 >>16468858 Midna, she's a monstergirl too so I think it is probably fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:06:55 2017 No.16468866 >>16468845 >>16468851 Getting too close like that is bad. It should be just a friendly tease.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:07:28 2017 No.16468870 >>16468865 Ah okay, go for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:07:40 2017 No.16468871 >>16468859 Only if you go Quantity over Quality from the very beginning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:07:58 2017 No.16468873 >>16468865 Is it the midna gazer thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:08:00 2017 No.16468874 >>16468865 Better be Imp Midna. aka the only Midna that matters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:08:59 2017 No.16468879 >>16468859 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:09:24 2017 No.16468881 >>16468871 That's a decision you already made when you elected to get a harem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:10:32 2017 No.16468887 >>16468874 Twili Midna is a tall goddess though, even taller than Link at that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:10:43 2017 No.16468888 >>16468863 >We have goals and ambitions outside of just cuddling up in the lotus position all day reminding each other we love each other with out bodies, because we're confident enough to know that intrinsically. And I have a limp dick Sounds gay.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:11:22 2017 No.16468890

>>16468852
Hmm? My waifu is cool, we would spent most of our time together and I'm sure she would be really clingly especially when she is a dragon, but I would still hang out with both my human and monster friends. Maybe go around pranking yanderes with a Cheshire, catching up with a Griffriend, cleaning with a Kiki or bullying the Ryu. I'm sure she has her fair share of friends too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:11:29 2017 No.16468891 >>16468887 Yeah, but TP Zelda is better than her at that.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:12:19 2017 No.16468896

>>16468863
>>vacation to White Horn friend's lodge to ski with waifu and some buddies
>>go adventuring along with my waifu with a Salamander to help her find someone who can beat her
>>head out to the bar to chill with other anons while waifu can chat it up with other waifus

Ok. Just aslong as you're with your waifu. That's what matters.

>I'm not a clingy desperate pathos who needs someone constantly watching over me just to function properly, and neither is my waifu. We have goals and ambitions outside of just curling up in the fetal position all day reminding each other we love each other, because we're confident enough to know that intrinsically.

I respect this. But I don't really have any goals or ambitions so I have to disagree. Maybe my waifu does and I'll support her all the way.

>I'm not a clingy desperate pathos who needs someone constantly watching over me just to function properly,

[Spoiler]Y-Yeah me neither, amiright?[/spoiler]

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:12:30 2017 No.16468898
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>>16468870
>>16468874
I am unreasonably proud of this shitty edit I requested. [/spoiler]I think it's cool[/spoiler] Midna is generating a mass of eyes with her hair instead of having a tail

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:13:07 2017 No.16468900 >>16468805 >>16468820 Sea-lamia is pretty good

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:13:58 2017 No.16468902 >>16468890 See if I did any of that I'd probably feel uncomfortable. That valuable time I could be spending with my waifu. Friends are cool but your waifu comes first.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:13:59 2017 No.16468903 >>16468881 No. Not really. Stop going out to the extremes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:15:01 2017 No.16468908 >>16468896 >[Spoiler]Y-Yeah me neither, amiright?[/spoiler] Shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:16:07 2017 No.16468914 >>16468908 >fucked up spoilers I did it right after you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:16:39 2017 No.16468916 >>16468805 >Squeezes you tight with her tail >Shoot out like a rocket

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:16:41 2017 No.16468917
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>>16468896
That's all good man, I'm a bit miffed by external circumstances right now so I didn't mean to insult if that's what folks are into, my apologies.
Just personally for me a significant part of what attracts me to my waifu is that she has power, and she's turned on as fuck at knowing I want power and that I'll do what it takes to have her grant me some. I think its a cultural thing. But you do you!
As for friends, of course I'd still want my waifu as involved as possible. But if she's busy with something one day I don't think its a sin to chill with another anon or hang out with the servants or chat it up with the townsfolk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:17:02 2017 No.16468918 >>16468902 See, that's why I said that I would spend most of my time with her. I would take her on dates and shit, but chatting up with some of my folks or just going to drink a bit once a time is okay at least for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:17:17 2017 No.16468919 >>16468903 >dividing up your SE among X girls instead of just one A solo wife will always receive substantially more SE and will be that much better for it.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:21:42 2017 No.16468935

>>16468917
>But if she's busy with something one day I don't think its a sin to chill with another anon or hang out with the servants or chat it up with the townsfolk.

I guess while my waifu is at work. It wouldn't be bad to go talk to someone or do something social. Aslong as my waifu is ok with it then sure that sounds fun.

>>16468918
And there's nothing wrong with that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:23:24 2017 No.16468940 >>16468919 It's called not putting your eggs in one basket. Besides, more wives can produce much more DE than a single one, which in turn will retroactively feed you and you'll be able to cover for each of them as if you only had one wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:23:32 2017 No.16468941 >>16468935 I'm sure your waifu would be okay with you talking to people unless she's a yandere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:23:55 2017 No.16468942 >>16468935 See anon, your waifu can even help you learn some social skills! Truly, I am glad to have discussed this with you. I'll see you at the bar, I got first round

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:26:08 2017 No.16468947

>>16468917
>I'm a bit miffed by external circumstances right now so I didn't mean to insult if that's what folks are into, my apologies.
>I'm not a clingy desperate pathos who needs someone constantly watching over me just to function properly,
>I didn't mean to insult
Not him, but at least own your own insults.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:27:06 2017 No.16468951 >>16468942 That sounds nice and comfy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:32:38 2017 No.16468966 >>16468940 >and you'll be able to cover for each of them as if you only had one wife. That is, if you're willing to spend (# of wives) times more time fucking. THAT could quickly become a problem. You'd fit right in in Pandemonium though.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:35:59 2017 No.16468979

>>16468966
I think it does say in the section on becoming an incubus that a husband won't be satisfied after becoming one until he's expended every member of his harem
Would be a potential logistics nightmare without heavy potions and fruit before reaching that point though

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:39:05 2017 No.16468994 >>16468898 Pretty nice lookin'

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:39:18 2017 No.16468996 >>16468979 Well I wasn't implying your willingness would be the issue, more so that there's only 24 hours in a day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:40:22 2017 No.16469000 >>16468979 Why would you even want a harem of girls? Can't you just love one with all your heart?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:40:24 2017 No.16469001 >>16468996 Oh, different anon, but yeah, good point kek

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:42:40 2017 No.16469007

>>16469000
Nah, I agree, shoulda mentioned I was just jumping in to that conversation.
My only potential difference would be it would be nice to have a cursed sword just for the power boost alongside having a waifu, but it would be cruel to keep her around as just a sword and not for relationship reasons so I'd pass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:44:43 2017 No.16469011 >>16469007 You could make a sacrifice to the curved sword. to keep her around if your wife is human and monsterizes later. Offer the cursed sword your first born son, impregnate your human waifu and have her monsterize after.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:47:37 2017 No.16469026

>>16469011
Now that's the kind of faustian bargain story that would be a fun movie night. Clever.
I wonder in the more general sense if that could be done with one though. I guess headcanon permits anything, but if I found a cursed sword after already married and made a deal with her to find her a husband in exchange for power, would she buy it or just turn off?

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:48:31 2017 No.16469029

>>16468539
Pretty much this. If you were to ever end up in the monster girl world and you were have a harem, it isn't going to be with a bunch of rare and powerful species. It's going to be with a group of Orcs, Khepris, Devil Bugs, etc.; you get the idea. And the only exception to that is the Bicorn, and she would likely only be able to rope in some of the common monster girls like a lamia or a minotaur.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:49:53 2017 No.16469031 >>16469029 I guess you want some more powerful girls in your harem you could go for that other cuckquean.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:50:51 2017 No.16469037

>>16469026
>but if I found a cursed sword after already married and made a deal with her to find her a husband in exchange for power, would she buy it or just turn off?
Maybe. I imagine it's easier to find a husband being carried around by a human rather than just waiting. Maybe she demands to be taken to tournaments to watch the men fight and select a mate.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:54:14 2017 No.16469045

>>16469037
>out exploring with waifu
>come across a cursed sword at the end of some dungeon
>bargain with her that in exchange for temporary power, I'll carry her to the grand tournament at the Order Capital and will use my waifu's Demonic contract shenanigans to bind her to the strongest male hero there
>Go on a bizarre adventure to the Order with a Cursed Sword stand and Demon waifu in disguise

That sounds fun as fuck

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:56:46 2017 No.16469056
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>>16468966
>>16468979
If your harem starts to become unmanageable then you have obviously exceeded your limits. Don't make dumb decisions that you can't hope to take responsibility for afterwards.

>>16469000
Why love one girl with all your heart when you could be loving multiple girls with all your heart?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:57:00 2017 No.16469058 >No muscle monster girl whose an expert fighter that has to deal with her husband being sick one day. >Can't beat disease with her fists.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 15:57:45 2017 No.16469062 >>16469058 SHE CAN TRY RRAAAAAAAAGH

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:00:08 2017 No.16469069

>>16469045
>Waifu sniggering in the back of your mind as he watches you from afar
>Overheating and sweaty in this stupidly huge hooded cloak as you accost a promising champion and stammer through your lines, acting the part of the "mysterious stranger", holding the cursed word out to him and promising him glory.
Wud be fun

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:02:35 2017 No.16469077

>>16469056
>Why love one girl with all your heart when you could be loving multiple girls with all your heart?
People talk about the heart as if it's some kind of limited resource but the reality is, a person wants what they want and that varies based on the individual.

Some want a single wife, others want harems and that's cool, there is no "right" way in monster girl settings.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:03:33 2017 No.16469081

>>16469069
>-"Oh dearest do the pose! The pose!!!"-
>-I'm not fucking posing! This is serious I need to make a good impression!-
>-"Come ooooooon, when will you get another chance at this?"-
>...god dammit
>Order Champion!!! The thread of fate has... has crossed us, uh, crossed our paths this day!
>Uncontrollable demonic giggling intensifies

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:03:47 2017 No.16469083 >>16469058 Go punch a Nurgle acolyte in the face.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:04:50 2017 No.16469087

I want to help my Kobold daughteru practice tennis in our backyard! I'd throw the ball and watch her scamper around chasing and trying to hit it back at me! She's really good at tennis when she's focused, but she gets distracted really easily and it throws her off. It's really cute to watch her trying her hardest though!

After we're done practicing, we'll go inside and she'll shower while I cook a nice big pot of spaghetti and red sauce for our lunch!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:05:19 2017 No.16469088 >>16469083 That wouldn't make her husband any less sick. If anything, she should go learn white magic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:07:04 2017 No.16469093 >>16469087 Doesn't it make more sense to watch her practice against a wall? I mean, I don't play tennis or anything but that seems to make more sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:07:31 2017 No.16469094 >>16469058 Her fighting aura can scare the virus away I'd run away if I ever felt an angry monster girl's aura

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:08:18 2017 No.16469099 >>16469093 Much better if you wanna practice scramble plays if someone is actually directedly lobbing them to specific areas t.tennis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:08:54 2017 No.16469101 >>16469093 Sometimes yes, but this way I can actually interact with her while she does it and I can make the ball go where I want it so she can hone her skills better.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:10:53 2017 No.16469107

>>16469029
>And the only exception to that is the Bicorn, and she would likely only be able to rope in some of the common monster girls like a lamia or a minotaur.
>implying there's anything that implies the bicorn can't be the harbinger of the cuckpocalypse

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:12:14 2017 No.16469111 >>16469101 So weird to see you type "ball" without "gag" immediately after

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:12:53 2017 No.16469113 >>16469029 You forgot Smoke Hobo. I don't think I've ever seen an MG drop off the thread's radar so fast.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:13:24 2017 No.16469115
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>>16464825
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cupid

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pure_Solar_Manipulation

Look at this combo.

Look at it.

This combo is made for one another.

Alpollo is literally the god damn example image with a bow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:13:27 2017 No.16469116 >>16469111 You're funny, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:13:35 2017 No.16469117 >>16469111 I was about to say that. KDF's daughteru grabbing a ball that's not a gag? What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:14:15 2017 No.16469120 >>16469115 Cupids are so fucking cute, best angel type

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:15:21 2017 No.16469124 >>16469117 She's not grabbing it anon, she's hitting it with her racket!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:17:03 2017 No.16469132 >>16469124 She's going to grab it with her mouth and you know it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:20:13 2017 No.16469141 Which kingdom/dimension would you and your waifu live in?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:20:46 2017 No.16469147 >>16469132 Not as much as she used to anon, she's getting better at remembering it's tennis and not fetch!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:21:03 2017 No.16469150 >>16469132 Adorable

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:23:05 2017 No.16469156 >>16469141 The desert kingdom. It's nice, tropical and my waifus homeland. Very exotic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:24:47 2017 No.16469160 >>16469141 Small town in a green demon realm, where the plains meet the mountains. And, given my waifu, probably in Zipangu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:25:09 2017 No.16469163 >>16469141 I don't know, maybe just outside of the city. We would have easy access to the fields and the town.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:25:14 2017 No.16469164 >>16469141 Demon Realm standard, with a summer home in Green Demon Realm

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:26:50 2017 No.16469179

>>16469141
The human world/realm, but in one of the monstergirl-run cities. The perfect mixture of human and monstergirl culture so both my Kobold waifu and I feel at home!

We'd take lots of vacations to different realms and kingdoms though, traveling together with our daughteru would be so much fun!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:27:14 2017 No.16469180 >>16469141 Pandemonium or chaos realms seem nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:28:05 2017 No.16469183 >>16469141 A northern mountain kingdom, living a few miles out from the main city. Think of the Swiss Alps, but with less meatballs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:28:39 2017 No.16469186 >>16469183 Is that some kind of innuendo?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:29:17 2017 No.16469188 >>16469183 >with less meatballs. Truly a tragic fate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:29:26 2017 No.16469189 >>16469141 does hell have tourist related things going on? i bet my waifu could sneak me in for free

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:31:08 2017 No.16469193 >>16469186 It wasn't meant to be that way, but then I remembered the other Alp. >>16469188 It's not all bad, there's still overly complex furniture to set up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:31:29 2017 No.16469194 >>16469179 Living in a normal place and traveling to the exotic ones is the right idea, otherwise it's too scary and rapey.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:32:32 2017 No.16469200

>>16469156

Sounds nice

>>16469160
>>16469164
Very comfy

>>16469179
>>16469163
Nice to see some anons like their world. Still sounds very nice. What draws you to stay in the human world?

>>16469180
Strange but I like it.

>>16469183
Let me guess. Perfect for dragons? Or are you just looking for a comfy cabin?

>>16469189
Sure anon. It's hot though. And there is a lot of screaming. Can you handle that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:33:09 2017 No.16469202 >>16469141 Floating landscapes. Because those are cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:35:22 2017 No.16469210 >>16469141 Somewhere on a mountain, preferably a cave. >>16469183 >Swiss Alps A bunch of crazy alps with guns. How absolutely terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:35:52 2017 No.16469213 >>16469141 Undead Kingdoms and whatever kinds places Automatons inhabit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:36:12 2017 No.16469214 >>16469202 [muffled Corridors of Time]

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:37:10 2017 No.16469217

>>16469200
>Or are you just looking for a comfy cabin?
That, just living on a hillside overlooking river.
My waifu's not a dragon though, and if she was, that'd mean living really high up.

>>16469210
>A bunch of crazy alps with guns.
That's just silly.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:37:28 2017 No.16469219

>>16469200
>What draws you to stay in the human world?
It's home, and home is comfy. Me and my waifu to a lesser extent are rather averse to change, especially in living situations. If we're living in a place that doesn't feel like home then we both get really depressed, so a monstergirl city in the human world is the comfiest for both of us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:39:09 2017 No.16469225 >>16469141 A northern undead kingdom. It always snows a tiny bit, just a "Stay in and cuddle with waifu" weather.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:39:35 2017 No.16469227

>>16469200
>What draws you to stay in the human world
Well, being near the city means we can get some work and merchandise for our adventures and being near the fields gives us a lot of space to practice and shit. Plus, it feels comfy and our daughteru will have some nice interactions with both humans and monsters.

I could also go for Draconia I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:40:20 2017 No.16469228 >>16469217 >all holds you at gun point >"n-now you listen here mister! Y-You're going to m-make love to me. Don't try a-any funny business!" >>16469219 A strong sense of what's home is always a good thing. Good for you anon.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:41:38 2017 No.16469231
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>>16469141
I'd probably meet her in Wonderland, but maybe if/when Dragonia gets translated we would move there. Though ideally I'd love to live in a small town with the other waifufags from here.

Also, commission update

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:41:55 2017 No.16469234

>>16469227
To be honest. Although living in the desert kingdom would be nice. I just fear it won't have enough humans. It would be nice to see some of my own kind and meet other anons as our waifus chat. And also like your reasoning. I'd want my daughteru to be raised around both humans and monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:42:42 2017 No.16469237 >>16469228 I have a waifu and five kids. Try me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:43:49 2017 No.16469239 >>16469231 Why is onee-san so pouty?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:44:14 2017 No.16469240 >>16469234 Desert societies usually have really high population centers in specific places, so i wouldn't worry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:44:14 2017 No.16469241 >>16469228 In the event we were still here on Earth, you can bet your bottom dollar I'd be plotting to turn my home town/state into a green demon realm. A traitorous bastard am I.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:44:22 2017 No.16469242 >>16469214 I would say a small house on a floating rock, but fuck that, I want a castle, not because she's high ranked, but to constanly annoy others for not having one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:44:30 2017 No.16469244 >>16469234 Yep, me and my waifu could live anywhere really, be it a mountain or just in a small house on the field. But I would really want my daughteru to grow up having fun with the others. I hope that I would be a good father.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:45:01 2017 No.16469245 File: 226 KB, 327x433, alp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16469228 I'd fuck 'em even if they didn't pull a gun on me. Alps deserve love too. Lots of thick, hot, sticky love

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:46:20 2017 No.16469249 >>16469228 >A strong sense of what's home is always a good thing. Good for you anon. Hey thanks anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:46:51 2017 No.16469251 >>16469237 Do your daughterus have names anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:46:52 2017 No.16469252 >>16469242 My experience with video games has taught me that, if I did have a castle, 90% of it would be empty because I have no idea what to put in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:47:20 2017 No.16469254 >>16469141 Cold, snowy, cloudy seaside undead kingdom near the mountains.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:48:23 2017 No.16469256 >>16469225 Muh nigga

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:48:49 2017 No.16469257 >>16469244 >spoiler Anon your daughteru isn't even conceived yet and you're excitied to see her having fun with children of both humans and monsters. You're worrying about her. That already means you'll make a great father.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:49:21 2017 No.16469260 >>16469251 Only the oldest one. I haven't sat down to mull it over yet. Elvira, is the oldest

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:50:20 2017 No.16469265 >>16469260 That's a nice name. Comes off as quite classy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:50:37 2017 No.16469266 >>16469260 That's a cute name! I look forward to hearing the others when they come to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:51:58 2017 No.16469271 >>16469265 It's spanish for "white" >>16469266 I look forward to actually figuring it out as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:52:11 2017 No.16469272 >you will never be saved from a loveless political marriage to a human by a monster girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:52:16 2017 No.16469273 >>16469252 thats not an issue, also there can be underlings. The whole purpose is that I can annoy the shit out of other anons and their waifus for not having a floating castle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:52:53 2017 No.16469279 >>16469257 You know, I'm actually am stuck in a time loop where sometimes I think about the daughteru being with us and sometimes just me and my waifu. I really love my daughteru but it's weird talking about the little one and her adventures.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:57:17 2017 No.16469290 >>16469272 >>you will never be saved from a loveless political marriage to a human by the human turning into a monster girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:57:29 2017 No.16469291 >>16469271 In pretty sure the Spanish word for white is blanco though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:58:32 2017 No.16469295 >>16469290 THAT'S the way you do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 16:59:07 2017 No.16469296 >>16469256 Good to know that there are others with great taste here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:00:57 2017 No.16469301 >>16469291 It's weird Latin origin word stuff where a different word was developed and that one was dropped. The word is pretty much reserved for names where I live. If I had a picture of a Hakutaco with a dictionary I'd post it now

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:04:18 2017 No.16469306

>>16469279
Don't worry anon. That's normal. We're talking about planning out our whole lives with our waifus here. It's hard to imagine that. As much as you like to plan, it won't always work out for you. This isn't a bad thing the unexpected can be good. You never know.

You could be coming home from working a job in the land you're living in. And see your waifu in tears of joy and happiness. She runs into your embrace. Looking you in the eyes with an ecstatic but emotional expression. Telling you you're going to be having a daughteru. Surprises are always the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:05:42 2017 No.16469314 >>16469301 What's the significance of the name anon? Does it have a reference to something about her?

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:09:31 2017 No.16469325

>>16469306
>My waifu in tears
Heh.

No but you see, I've even talked about her before and the things we do together, her hobbies, friends and silly adventures. But suddenly, she's gone and it's just me and my waifu.
It's weird, I don't really know how to explain it. I guess I'm so used to just talking about my waifu that in many cases I just talk about it like if it was before she was born which makes me feel kinda bad, like if I was ignoring her.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:09:46 2017 No.16469328

>>16469314
Mostly, her skin color, despite her mom being brown, she came out pale, because of my genetic weirdness.The name also can refer to "truth', but that's more of the fact that she acts like a little knight. Also strange personal stuff that doesn't belong here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:10:07 2017 No.16469330 >>16469290 But I want the monster girl to storm in, yell at the princess for not appreciating what she has and lay waste to the castle for forcing me in to such a thing.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:12:13 2017 No.16469337 >>16469331 Oppai loli Mantis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:12:17 2017 No.16469338 >>16469325 It's not ignoring her anon. It's just natural. You can't create a happy child without a happy couple who've loved each other for some time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:12:28 2017 No.16469339 >>16469331 Dragon daughteru!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:12:34 2017 No.16469340 >>16469330 Trite.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:12:41 2017 No.16469341 >>16469331 Lilims

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:12:50 2017 No.16469342 >>16469331 A soldier beetle having tea with a grizzly in the middle of the woods with an empty pot of honey on the side of the tree stump they're using on a table. Did I go too far?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:12:53 2017 No.16469343 >>16469331 Lilims comparing tail sizes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:13:21 2017 No.16469345 >>16469331 Anubis in specially designed high heels.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:13:36 2017 No.16469346 >>16469331 Armored elf-wight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:15:08 2017 No.16469351 >>16469338 It's pretty weird, but oh well. I guess I'll just go back to my mind and enjoy some familiy stuff with my waifu and childu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:16:26 2017 No.16469354 >>16469331 The three lilims needed to fill that 7 sins thing, if only as placeholders

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:16:29 2017 No.16469355 >>16463584 Name one example for each of them, then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:17:52 2017 No.16469359 >>16469354 That would be a waste though

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:18:29 2017 No.16469362 >>16469359 Better than having it be [LilimName].PNG

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:18:46 2017 No.16469364 >>16469354 We need a lilim party.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:20:07 2017 No.16469368 >>16469331 Troll in a bar maid outfit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:20:13 2017 No.16469369 >>16469362 Yeah, it's just three times worse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:22:46 2017 No.16469376 >>16469369 Just like ur mum

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:22:58 2017 No.16469377 >>16469364 this sounds good

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:25:38 2017 No.16469385 >>16469331 An anubis sad/almost crying that her house of cards fell down

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:28:02 2017 No.16469395 >>16469385 Should've stuck to Legos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:30:03 2017 No.16469401 >>16469331 Chaos Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:31:33 2017 No.16469407 >>16469331 A Pouting Dormouse Princess!

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:32:48 2017 No.16469411
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>>16469354
>>16469359
I don't think i want to tarnish some a good work in progress.
Im gonna be straight with yas.
im low tier right now so im just here to relearn everything and practice on things i lack.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:34:08 2017 No.16469416 >>16469411 Don't worry, no one wants MORE lilim shit anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:35:50 2017 No.16469422 >>16469411 Its alright. Draw some demons!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:36:56 2017 No.16469429 >>16469331 Whatever you feel like drawing anon. But if you want how about a Mantis and Arachne fighting over an Anon like something in Monster Bug Wars that would be cool too.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:37:22 2017 No.16469433
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>>16469411
>I don't think i want to tarnish some a good work in progress.
>in progress
>He thinks any of those three are ever getting art

You're looking at the finished product there, boy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:38:04 2017 No.16469436 File: 406 KB, 705x1000, 5bf5535221137d8297e78e4905872255b9e4f3cf25ed57a1877ed10996bcbc49.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16469368 Already done Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:38:31 2017 No.16469437 >>16469331 http://imgur.com/a/J2jbO doomguy fighting off monstergirls

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:45:44 2017 No.16469465

I wish manticore's weren't just rape. Even in the profile it says that even after she's used to her mate to the point where she allows him to fuck her vagina there will still be little emotions in the relationship.

I like a girl who's shoulder I can cry on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:45:57 2017 No.16469466 >>16469416 We need more lilim OCs.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:45:59 2017 No.16469467
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>>16469437
>>16469429
>>16469422
>>16469401
>>16469407
>>16469385
>>16469368
>>16469346
>>16469345
>>16469343
>>16469342
>>16469341
>>16469339
>>16469337

oh boy...I'll see what i can do

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:47:52 2017 No.16469476 >>16469466 As long as it's not shitty memes or attention whoring I don't think anyone would complain too much

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:48:13 2017 No.16469478 >>16469465 That kind of domination is way too hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:48:21 2017 No.16469479 >>16469465 They're sadists for people who want sadists. For the rest of us, there's other girls. There's definitely no shortage of flying mofu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:48:48 2017 No.16469481 >>16469467 Good luck anon! You have my support! And don't bully yourself! You have the ability! Remember to take brakes though, drawing is a hard. You deserve a nice cup of warm tea and biscuits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:48:57 2017 No.16469483 >>16469331 Anon snuggling into warm, hellhound chest fur

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:49:38 2017 No.16469487 >>16469467 Get to work you damn Mantis!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:49:59 2017 No.16469488 >>16469483 oh baby I want that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:50:23 2017 No.16469490 >>16469467 Remember to draw good luck!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:50:36 2017 No.16469492 >>16469467 Do you have a gallery mate?

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:51:21 2017 No.16469494

>>16469476
I think the first question anyone should ask themselves when making an OC Lilim is "why should this be anLilim and not just a strong [species]?"
What does making your character a Lilim really do for you, or are you just getting into power level wankery?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:51:25 2017 No.16469495 >>16469483 Sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:53:39 2017 No.16469501 >>16469494 Yeah, pretty much that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:54:15 2017 No.16469504 File: 44 KB, 400x400, repost.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16469492 just this so far >>16462207 >someone reported it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:56:15 2017 No.16469512 >>16469504 One thing to advise you on though. Avatarfagging isn't well received in this thread or on this site in general.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:57:02 2017 No.16469517 >>16469512 oh ok sorry

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:57:59 2017 No.16469519 Does anyone have the google doc of the commission list?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 17:59:22 2017 No.16469525 >>16469512 >>16469517 >Avatarfagging isn't well received It's actually forbidden in the rules, so better to warn them than they get unexpectedly banned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:00:16 2017 No.16469527 >>16469525 That too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:04:12 2017 No.16469537 >>16469525 sorry sorry, was told by someone to make a MG character and draw in this board wasnt aware of the rules. I'll restain from avataring in the future

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:05:09 2017 No.16469544 >>16469519 >>16469519 https://monstergirlcollection.com/artwork/ Literally two seconds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:15:25 2017 No.16469578 >>16468829 i keep seeing pictures of her posted,whos this night demon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:15:43 2017 No.16469579 File: 573 KB, 1200x946, 12345768453453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >YOOOOOOSH!~ YOU READY TO HAVE A GREAT DREAM?!~

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:16:35 2017 No.16469584 >>16469465 I want a Manticore with Mileena's mouth, MKX version.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:17:07 2017 No.16469586 >>16469579 OH YEAH

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:19:21 2017 No.16469590 >>16469579 I should invest in a dream catcher.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:20:15 2017 No.16469595 >>16469579 I wonder if my waifu will come to me ridding a Nightmare so we can have wonderful sex adventures.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:21:40 2017 No.16469597 Must be cool being a miner in MGC. Getting to meet and befriend all the cute wurms who keep popping out of the wall. I'd always keep cookies and sweet things on hand just in case.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:22:09 2017 No.16469601 >>16469579 Dreamhorse-san has had too much to drink!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:24:17 2017 No.16469607 >>16469597 But what if you get caught by the Giant Ant pheromones? then you'll have to satisfy a sweaty worker for the rest of your life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:26:03 2017 No.16469614 >>16469607 Better than a lazy Ant Arachne who doesn't do any work and just has sex with the captive men all day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:26:24 2017 No.16469616 >>16469607 >TFW no Giant Ant worker to mark you with her undergarments and shirt put on your face and upper body

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:27:22 2017 No.16469620 >>16469607 No anon. I'm a married man. She can have some of the cookies aswell. Tell her to share them with her sisters and give some to the queen. A special gift from me to the queen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:28:57 2017 No.16469626 >>16469436 Those are some big tits.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:29:59 2017 No.16469632

>>16469614
Hard-working waifus are the best waifus, they need all the love they need to get through the next day.
>>16469616
The only constant is sadness in this world.
>>16469620
>I'm a married man.
My bad.

I'm sure the queen and her workers love sweets. They are ants after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:30:07 2017 No.16469633 Before the thread ends, give us somethin' sad about a Monstergirl. https://youtu.be/M6GK8HhjQQE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:31:24 2017 No.16469636 >>16469633 There's not enough monstergirl suffering stories.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:33:25 2017 No.16469643 >>16469633 They aren't real.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:33:41 2017 No.16469645
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>>16469607
>Be a Miner.
>Digging these days can be dangerous work.
>While the amount of newly discovered minerals like Mithril are to be found there are plenty of hazards.
>Digging too close to a volcano resulted in Lava Golems spilling into the tunnel and raping the men.
>Wurms have also been known to burrow at incredible speeds, sometimes bursting in and out of mine shaft walls without warning.
>However this time, as you're chipping away at the wall, you hear a similar sound on the other side.
>After a few more good swings, the wall collapses suddenly, sending dust into the air.
>When it clears you find yourself staring into the eyes of a Giant Ant miner.
>She stares back, like it's love at first sight.

And that's how Anon started his own Ant Colony.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:34:15 2017 No.16469649 >>16469633 Giant Ants and other girls who live deep underground probably have really high injury rates that could prevent them from working.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:34:52 2017 No.16469652 >>16469633 The portal hasn't opened yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:36:17 2017 No.16469659 File: 266 KB, 1000x1000, 1455156592300.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16469616 Giant Ants are underrated creepy crawlies. That, and it appears as though they can get fairly busty despite their size. Milkmaid Giant Ant when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:36:27 2017 No.16469660 >>16469645 It's always nice to see other girls get some love, however brief.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:36:50 2017 No.16469663 >>16469633 If monstergirls become real, so will matangos

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:37:20 2017 No.16469665 >>16469633 They'd all be shunned by your parents and friends. They'd probably disown you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:38:35 2017 No.16469670 >>16469633 Some of them would probably be picky. But why end the thread on sad? Be happy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:38:53 2017 No.16469672 File: 51 KB, 259x211, gs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16469645 >>16469659 Flood the mines.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:38:54 2017 No.16469673 >>16469659 I'm surprised that more people don't mention them, at least in terms of muscle girls. Guess people don't like the weird sweat gimmick they have.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:38:59 2017 No.16469674 >>16469663 I'll take all the mushroom girls away from all you. They'll all be mine. I will take that hit for you brother.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:39:02 2017 No.16469675 It's taking longer to archive even though we're a thread away from being bumped off. Is the catalog fucked or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:40:40 2017 No.16469681 >>16469674 Despite the crappiness of the average Matango, Mad Hatters are stupidly good, especially compared to their base species.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:41:04 2017 No.16469685

>>16469665
Eh, I think my parents would get over it pretty quickly in my waifu's case.
One of the advantages of low-monstrosity girls.

>>16469675
If threads get deleted there may be room for more threads to be made without booting off the bottom ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:41:09 2017 No.16469686 >>16469633 Yetis and White Horns sometimes find dead and cold bodies lost in the snow. Sometimes, the young monsters will try to warm up the corpses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:41:52 2017 No.16469691 >>16468221 Be careful!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:42:42 2017 No.16469695 >>16469686 Dear Lord, not this again. Not after last time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:43:01 2017 No.16469698 >>16469633 There could be a dragon zombie, sleeping deep underground, that will never be found.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:43:06 2017 No.16469699 >>16469681 Mad hatters are the subspecies equivalent of that one girl who was vomit inducingly ugly till puberty hit and turned her into a 11/10 goddess

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:43:49 2017 No.16469705 >>16469686 Maybe they can visit the Snow Lich? She might be able to help!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:44:21 2017 No.16469707 >>16469686 [Muffled low-volume monotonous "fucking snowfags get the fuck off my corpses reeeeeeeeeeeeee" from a lich in the distance]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:44:26 2017 No.16469708 File: 345 KB, 741x1200, 255_mad_hatter_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16469699 Very accurate. Fuck I love em.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:44:54 2017 No.16469711 >>16469695 I can't get over it. It's really hard to forget. God the fucking white horns carrying a cold and limp piece of meat instead of a happy anon kills me. >>16469705 Too late

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:45:05 2017 No.16469713 File: 234 KB, 1081x943, Ramenwarwok (1.3) [S].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Another update! Would your favorite Monster Girl's monster bits give her any difficulty doing normal things? Would you help her out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:45:14 2017 No.16469714 >>16469699 Took the words right out of my mouth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:47:05 2017 No.16469722 >>16469713 Having big wings instead of hands would make things very hard, but I wouldn't mid helping her.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:47:08 2017 No.16469723
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>>16469633
>She doesn't know how many times the cycle has played out
>He comes and goes, using his body for kindling to the eternal gluttonous flame of the world's rebirth
>But she sacrificed her eyes long ago
>She thought she knew the hatred the world had for her kind with the burdens of Humanity in her bosom
>Yet, she sits there in the Firelink Shrine, a single flame flickering against the darkness
>Perhaps some day the Ashen One will notice her as more than just a tool to use for their quest
>After all, wasn't giving her eyesight enough to appease the Gods? They say no human dare look into the pure essence of Fire lest they go mad
>Just once, she wants to be embraced in those strong arms, to feel the inner warmth of his own flame warming her
>But, such things are not to pass
>There, in the Kiln of the First Flame, she can feel the pressure of his foot against her temple
>The shuffling of his hand reaching towards her solitary flame...
>Oh, how he'll snuff her and this world out...

[IGNIS SOLUS]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:47:11 2017 No.16469724 >>16469695 >>16469705 Still cold. Why's it still so cold?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:47:57 2017 No.16469728 File: 687 KB, 1197x800, Milky Hatter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16469708 Mad Hatters could use more content as a whole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:48:27 2017 No.16469731 >>16469645 Romantic! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm9LBiLRFwo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:49:24 2017 No.16469736 >>16469728 A fucking men. Also that particular variant you posted, good lord. More of that, please and thank you. A very happy unbirthday indeed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:49:51 2017 No.16469737 File: 620 KB, 1233x1274, tumblr_ojr75mCHmq1vldipoo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16469713 Automaton armor is guaranteed to be modular.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:49:58 2017 No.16469738 >>16469713 Well, I just head cannon claws and stuff several degrees smaller than what's depicted, but her tail might knock stuff over. Also: >Using thimbles at the end of her claws Didn't know I wanted this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:50:15 2017 No.16469741 >>16469633 In the end they will hurt you. They probably won't mean it but it will happen. It always does...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:51:30 2017 No.16469749 >>16469728 Mad Hatters are great, I'd totally have tea with them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:51:32 2017 No.16469750 >>16469741 >He doesn't like it when it hurts lmao what a faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:52:20 2017 No.16469754 File: 223 KB, 1100x587, [angry wendigo noises].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16469686 Wendigos fight over passed out travelers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:52:37 2017 No.16469756 >>16469749 I wanna know what they sound like when they're outside of Wonderland. The impression I get is that they come off as super calm and collected and noble-like there, but if outside of it are borderline schizotypal

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:52:52 2017 No.16469762

>>16469686
Oh god the Wendigos.

They would see a person there and start making noises for them to follow her and get out of the snow. She will get closer and closer each time, trying to make him hear her, but then she'll get too close and see the dead look on his face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:53:34 2017 No.16469765 >>16469741 Soon, you too will be unable to get off without your waifu's claws piercing you back.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:53:35 2017 No.16469766
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>>16469713
Can you even imagine how careful one has to be to, for example, not knock shit over when they're carrying around a queen-size-bed's worth of tail fluff behind them?
I'd help her as best I can, but there's only so much I can do there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:53:56 2017 No.16469767 >>16469754 >>16469762 He isn't passed out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:54:25 2017 No.16469769 >>16469750 >>16469765 I meant when they aren't there. That emptying feeling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:54:38 2017 No.16469770 >>16469331 Draw two miracles of the universe! A young Kiki playing with a young Shog!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:55:01 2017 No.16469773 >>16469756 They're incredibly refined, it's just that they live and breathe double entendres.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:55:15 2017 No.16469774 >>16469665 I don't have a waifu, but my parents probably wouldn't be amused seeing how any of the possible candidates would be either little girls, walking corpses or both.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:56:13 2017 No.16469776 >>16469762 Maybe if they were a bit quicker. Maybe if they were a bit less shy. Maybe if they were a bit more obvious. Maybe if they started a bit closer. Maybe if they stood a bit higher. Maybe if they-

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:56:21 2017 No.16469777 >>16469754 >"My husband'!" >"No he's mine! I get to warm him up!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:56:56 2017 No.16469778 >>16469767 Stop!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:57:06 2017 No.16469779 >>16469665 Ha, I have no friends. Plus, my parents would only think that I'm even more weird than I previously was. They wouldn't even complain if I brought them grandnewts.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:57:27 2017 No.16469781

>>16469766
Well my solution was to keep fragile items at at least shoulder height or higher. Had to have the house redone so the halls were wide enough for her tails not to be pressed in constantly. Before that she was unconsciously dusting every picture that was framed on the wall and such. Learned real quick to fasten everything down after losing several wall plates.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:58:03 2017 No.16469784 >>16469767 You're right, he's taking a nap so the Wendigos can do as they please with him

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:59:13 2017 No.16469790 >>16469776 >Wendigo, Yeti and White Horn snap and go feral hunting Yuki-Onna and Ice Queens

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:59:14 2017 No.16469791 >>16469645 I may have accidentally imagined that anon with Silvester Stallone's voice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 18:59:26 2017 No.16469793 >>16469776 Do you hear that? The snow is howling. >>16469784 Yes, Anon. The mamono mana will save us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:00:34 2017 No.16469801 >>16469790 Shit the situation is worse than I thought. I read "feral" as "funeral".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:00:58 2017 No.16469804 >>16469793 It'll clear the snow out of your driveway too! Buy it today!

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:02:24 2017 No.16469809
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>>16469537
To add to that, the occasional picture with your mascot in it is harmless. moderation is key with this one.

Seriously, if anyone ends up complaining because somoene posts a single self-drawn MG in a thread at decent quality to emphasise his message he has other problems and hes best ignored.

Again, moderation is key or you risk getting getting swung at with a broom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:02:28 2017 No.16469811 >>16469790 >Hey, what about you, White Horn-chan? Kinda strange that you live down here in the temperate zone. Why aren't you up in the mountain like all your sisters?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:06:23 2017 No.16469830 >>16469686 They say the souls still linger with those who died in the cold. The Lich who lives in the cold mountain cave might be of help and breathe life back into the unfortunate soul who still lingers about.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:20:16 2017 No.16469855

>>16469830
The lich knows that their souls are already frozen to the core, deeper than any warmth can reach. The only thing that bringing them back will do is make the snow monsters even more sad because it will show their own failure in protecting him.
It's better to let it go.

Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:21:23 2017 No.16469856 >>16469855 But anon's soul will die unloved and alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:22:32 2017 No.16469860 >>16469856 Well he should have thought of that before he wandered out into a blizzard without a coat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:23:58 2017 No.16469866 >>16469856 Such is the fate of some.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:25:00 2017 No.16469867
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>>16469754
Not going to lie here.

I thought the round thing on the guy's back was a Wendigo knockyouunconcious stick since that drawing was created so many months ago.

Only now do I see it as a backpack roll.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:25:08 2017 No.16469868 >>16469860 He only wanted to find a Yeti waifu to save him from the cold and love him, she found him a little too late

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:26:06 2017 No.16469870 >>16469860 >>16469866 There's nothing that can be done? Surely there must be something. Think of his waifu he was searching for. What will she do now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:27:05 2017 No.16469871 >>16469868 Not everybody gets a happy ending, anon. Like us, stuck without our waifus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:27:39 2017 No.16469873 >>16469870 Find someone who isn't as stupid. Really, he did future generations a favor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:28:06 2017 No.16469874 >>16469870 Perhaps in the next life Anon, perhaps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:29:08 2017 No.16469875 >>16469871 Every day I'm more sure this world is just another's hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:29:19 2017 No.16469876 >>16469870 Find a different man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:29:26 2017 No.16469877 >>16469870 She'll spend her days suffering the same lonely and cold feeling as him in his last moments. It's better that she doesn't know though, or else something really sad will happen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:30:16 2017 No.16469879 >>16469871 >>16469875 The demon lords are testing us!

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:32:10 2017 No.16469883

>>16469873
Anon. Having ambition and devotion to find your waifu isn't stupidity. It's bravery. He will forever be in our hearts.

>>16469874
Hopefully.

>>16469876
This is his waifu we're talking about here. She was made for him. And he was made for her.

>>16469877
There is just no winning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:33:23 2017 No.16469887 >>16469879 Can the powers-that-be in this realm go tell the demon lords to shove it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:33:52 2017 No.16469890 >>16469856 At least his suffering is over.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:34:24 2017 No.16469892 >>16469883 >Having ambition and devotion to find your waifu isn't stupidity. Such things without planning IS stupidity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:34:34 2017 No.16469893 >>16469887 Anon they're testing if you're worthy of your waifu. You're all doing s great job so far. Don't give up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:36:55 2017 No.16469898 >>16469883 >There is just no winning It's a sad fate for those who lose their ways. It's why even with monsters, going deep into the snowy mountains is not recommended.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:37:09 2017 No.16469900 >>16469893 If reality allowed for it, I'm incredibly sure that most guys would go postal and pull a doomguy in an attempt to tear reality a new one just to get their waifus. I'd even go through Dante's Goddamn Inferno if I had to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:37:17 2017 No.16469903 >>16469892 Does the brave knight in shining armor come armed with blueprints for a plan to save the princess? That anon was his waifus knight in shining armor. His devotion and strength were was strong

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:38:27 2017 No.16469907 >>16469900 Being evil means you don't get your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:38:39 2017 No.16469908 >>16469898 I'd still do it though. Worst case scenario I make it back alive, and still single.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:38:47 2017 No.16469909 File: 353 KB, 788x576, 1465870857294.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16469875 Huxley was a true philosopher.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:40:02 2017 No.16469912 Just a morbid reminder that if the realms were to cross and you wanted a yeti and went to the Himalayas to find one, you'd probably find a few ancient corpses from expeditions that tried for the summit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:41:15 2017 No.16469916 >>16469903 No, but hopefully he has things like a plan A, B, and C, and a host of equipment to aid him. If you walk into the villain's lair without a plan, frankly, you deserve to be turned into a pile of ash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:41:16 2017 No.16469917 >>16469907 That's okay I guess. I'd be willing to become a villain if it meant uniting anons with their waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:42:20 2017 No.16469921 >>16469907 Well, Dante wasn't evil, he just tripped balls harder than anyone before him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:42:34 2017 No.16469923 >>16469917 No. I'd refuse to enter the portal if it was created due to pure evilness.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:42:34 2017 No.16469924

You know, I just thought of it, but instead of being breastfed by their mothers...

Would vampire babies feed from their father's blood? In that case then men would basically be taking the role of the nurturing parent when in a relationship with a vampire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:43:30 2017 No.16469927 >>16469908 Worst case scenario you don't even get a wisp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:43:40 2017 No.16469928 >>16469916 He had waifu on the brain. He wasn't thinking straight. He wanted to be with her so bad. Dont blame him for that. Respect him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:45:13 2017 No.16469931 >>16469923 Why do you think you'd even get a choice in the matter?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:45:20 2017 No.16469932 >>16469924 Oh no fuck that. I don't ever want to see a vampire's dad breatfeeding her blood again.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:47:02 2017 No.16469937

>>16469928
He was literally too dumb to live. I do not respect the suicidally stupid.
There's something to be said for sacrifices made for others, but there's nothing noble about a death that could have been completely avoided by just using your head for a second.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:47:09 2017 No.16469938 >>16469931 But if I knew that the only reason I'm with my waifu is because of death and not devotion then I'd be in shame for the rest of my life. It's sick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:47:30 2017 No.16469940 >>16469923 Anon, it's not like someone choke-slammed their own puppy so that they could open the portal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:48:36 2017 No.16469946 >>16469937 Only if your waifu could hear you now. Such disrespected words come from your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:48:51 2017 No.16469948 >>16469938 You also never had any choice in the matter, so the blame does not lie with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:49:38 2017 No.16469950 >>16469940 No but >>16469900

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:50:35 2017 No.16469951 >>16469946 She would agree with me, no question.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:50:47 2017 No.16469952 >>16469948 That wouldn't matter since I took advantage of evilness. That isn't right anon. The portal should be opened naturally and on its own. I know we can't wait any longer but you have to give it time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:51:13 2017 No.16469953 Should I wait until this thread archives, or am I able to snipe it at this point?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:51:41 2017 No.16469954 >>16469950 Point taken. I'd still go through Dante's Inferno though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:52:35 2017 No.16469956 >>16469951 That's pretty sad of you and your waifu. You two are evil. So what if he didn't go in with a plan. Like I said he was high on the image of his waifu. You can't blame him for that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:55:33 2017 No.16469965 >>16469956 >You two are evil. No, we just know better than to be Romeo and Juliet 2.0.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:56:18 2017 No.16469966 >>16469965 Sure. Whatever you say. It's obvious you don't understand what love is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:58:06 2017 No.16469971 >>16469966 Not him, but love is suffering. Or is it suffered for? I can't quite tell the difference.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:58:23 2017 No.16469973 >>16469966 Love must be tempered with a level head, lest you find your love cut tragically short.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 19:59:13 2017 No.16469976 >>16469966 Love fucking hurts. That's all it is

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:01:08 2017 No.16469984 >>16469971 There is a difference, isn't there? >>16469973 Then maybe >>16469965 waifu should consider who she's marrying. >>16469976 But with waifus it's different.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:05:21 2017 No.16469998 >>16469984 Yeah? Then how come I want to slit my fucking wrists whenever I think about my waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:05:35 2017 No.16470001 >>16469984 The difference is that you can either suffer because of it or suffer for it. It's a matter of picking your poison, really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:07:24 2017 No.16470010 >>16469984 She's no doe-eyed, naive child. She's seen first hand what a foolish endeavor results in. If anything, she'd respect me for my stance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:07:30 2017 No.16470014 >>16469867 Whitehorn-san! Are you alright out there?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:08:51 2017 No.16470019 >>16470014 Let 'er in. She just wants a hug.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:08:59 2017 No.16470020

>>16469998
I'm just yanking your chain, silly anon. Although I believe he was a devoted man and his devotion should be respected. Maybe he should've gone around the mountain.

>>16470001
I think I'd rather suffer for it. And it fits pretty well with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:10:17 2017 No.16470031 >>16470010 She doesn't sound like she's very nice or even considerate. Maybe she should work on that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:12:43 2017 No.16470039 >>16470020 Semantically and mentally, to suffer for something is always the better alternative. >And it fits pretty well with my waifu What kinda waifu is that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:13:28 2017 No.16470043 >>16470031 But she is, very much so. The fact that she cares about me is why she'd abhor my taking any stupid, unplanned risks on her behalf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:15:28 2017 No.16470055 >>16470039 Anubis. So it fits in with the whole "slave she liked" thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:16:43 2017 No.16470060 >>16470055 >Anubis And it all comes together.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:16:47 2017 No.16470061 >>16470043 That sounds understandable. But that doesn't mean you have to be mean to an anon with devotion such as the anon who will always be in our hearts (rest in peace).

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:17:49 2017 No.16470062 >>16470060 Like a jigsaw puzzle. What comes together now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:18:32 2017 No.16470065 >>16470043 It's hard having a waifu with a more grounded personality in these threads innit amigo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:19:21 2017 No.16470066 >>16470061 What Anon? I'm lost.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:20:12 2017 No.16470068 >>16470062 It was a metaphor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:21:07 2017 No.16470072 >>16470065 You could say that. >>16470066 Theoretical anon who went out into a blizzard completely unprepared with the intent of finding a snow MG wife and died for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:21:09 2017 No.16470073 >>16470066 Poor anon here >>16469754. You called him stupid. That was very distasteful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:22:11 2017 No.16470074 >>16470068 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:23:14 2017 No.16470078 >>16470073 Ignore the "you".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:23:21 2017 No.16470079 >>16470073 He did an objectively stupid thing. Sue me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:24:38 2017 No.16470083 >>16470072 >>16470073 Oh, my bad. Caliber Vodka Anon from yesterday. This is what I get for drinking all day and not paying attention.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:25:43 2017 No.16470087 >>16470079 No because I don't trust the Tanukis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:25:52 2017 No.16470089 >>16470074 Fantastic. We have come to terms If somebody hadn't put up the Automaton with the Big O modifications, I'd have put here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:26:50 2017 No.16470093 Maybe a mixture of planning and devotion is a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:28:18 2017 No.16470097 >>16469953 Just snipe it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:28:18 2017 No.16470098 File: 93 KB, 528x960, Please let me in.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16470014 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:28:19 2017 No.16470099 >>16470089 I'm not sure what we came to terms on. We were talking about my waifu. Or something. But that doesn't matter. What matters is who is your waifu anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:29:40 2017 No.16470103 >>16470014 She is being a cute. Anything that white horns does is cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:29:51 2017 No.16470104 >>16470093 That's been my point. It's great to show your devotion to your waifu, but to do so in a way that involves completely avoidable danger is just foolish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:30:04 2017 No.16470107 File: 147 KB, 474x500, 1484179438379.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16470097 I just tried and it didn't work. I deserve all the scorn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:31:08 2017 No.16470110 Who's the fucking retard who made a new thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:31:33 2017 No.16470112 >>16470099 >I'm not sure what we came to terms on. Absolutely nothing, and that's just fine Anyways, I'm just another Salamander guy. The one who forgot to confess to his own waifu and may or may not be teaching his Salamander Scouts bad morals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:32:29 2017 No.16470115 >>16470110 Look right above you, dingus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:32:33 2017 No.16470116 >>16470104 Some would argue the danger makes it that much more better. You'd risk life and limb for you waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:32:37 2017 No.16470118 >>16470110 Hm. >>16470107 Something you wanna say?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:33:44 2017 No.16470122 >>16470112 Oh. You're the guy who is going to have his sAlamander scouts end up in prison! Have you learned your lesson yet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:34:06 2017 No.16470123 >>16470107 You didn't account for other threads on the board being deleted huh. >>16470110 Being literally last in line, it doesn't really matter. The new thread didn't even push off anything else. No space was "wasted".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:35:38 2017 No.16470126 >>16470116 You're like those morons who ride motorcycles without a helmet. We call 'em donorcycles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:35:39 2017 No.16470127 >>16470123 We didn't even run out of images yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:35:45 2017 No.16470128 >>16470122 They got a new Soldier Beetle Scoutmaster until I get, well, "corrected" by my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:36:20 2017 No.16470131 >>16470112 Man not only you are a bad father but you're also a bad husband. I'm just kidding anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:37:01 2017 No.16470134 File: 493 KB, 654x1054, 1445553683029.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16470118 The Mist Continent is ripping us off in trade.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:37:11 2017 No.16470135 File: 1.96 MB, 1254x1771, 6caed3ff6587ade286b0d11a6b652954.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16470127 His idea was the new thread would push this off. I guess now's the perfect time to dump as hard as you can huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:37:48 2017 No.16470136 >>16470107 Always wait until the previous thread is actually dead. If threads have been deleted and there's free space for threads you'll just make an ass out of yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:37:59 2017 No.16470137 File: 644 KB, 830x1200, yellowred.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16470135 >>16470127 Last girl posted is besto!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:40:19 2017 No.16470142 >>16470131 No harm, no foul Anon. Most people wouldn't even consider one kid nowadays, and I want 5.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:41:54 2017 No.16470150 >>16470135 >I guess now's the perfect time to dump as hard as you can huh? Not even a roach girl would enjoy that sentence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:41:58 2017 No.16470153 >>16470126 No anon. I'm not THAT stupid. Just you know, some danger here and there. Such as climbing to that jar of cookies your waifu wanted right on top of the cupboards. You know the place I'm talking about. Now that's danger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:42:09 2017 No.16470154 >>16470142 >Most people wouldn't even consider one kid nowadays I don't think that's anywhere close to the truth when it comes to MGs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:42:32 2017 No.16470158 >>16470142 That is pretty wild. Your salamander will have a rough time getting out five little fire newts, but watching your waifu taking care of an egg is trully a beautiful thing. Do you plan on getting all of them at once or one at a time?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:43:07 2017 No.16470162 File: 218 KB, 895x1068, 1477090944142.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16470137 Is that so?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:43:10 2017 No.16470163 >>16470107 The answer is obvious, the only way to redeem yourself is to alp and 'service' the anons in these threads.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:47:43 2017 No.16470184

>>16470154
I was more refering to people in society nowadays.
The main reason I love MGs is that they could enable me to actually have a family.
>>16470158
One at a time. Pregnancy is a stressful thing.
Also, I'd want my daughterus to have sisters that are either older or younger than them, because I find the idea of the youngest one to hold on to her nee-sans tail to be cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:48:14 2017 No.16470187 File: 226 KB, 850x1200, 1464494537586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16470162 I accept this challenge

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:52:05 2017 No.16470216 >>16470184 >I find the idea of the youngest one to hold on to her nee-sans tail to be cute. You're right about that one, it sounds adorable!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:55:02 2017 No.16470229 File: 524 KB, 540x1123, hime hanging.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spiders.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:55:26 2017 No.16470231

>>16470216
Yeah, she'd just grab onto her or her mom's tail an just follow them around like that.

Alternatively, they could form a line in order of height and each one after the tallest grabs onto the tail of the sister ahead so they don't get lost from each other.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:56:03 2017 No.16470233 File: 134 KB, 960x540, komachi2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spiders!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:57:12 2017 No.16470238 >>16470184 >>16470216 I can't see how they could become bad scouts, they sounds so cute. Be careful not to get burned when 6 salamnders starts clinging on to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:58:25 2017 No.16470241 File: 264 KB, 1100x1100, 70a9f4f55fcd7b1f69eec898a658d66b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lolionis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 20:59:27 2017 No.16470245 >>16470238 >I can't see how they could become bad scouts That's easy Anon! Piss-poor parenting on my part! Which is why they got someone actually assigned to their little unit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:00:10 2017 No.16470247 File: 667 KB, 810x1080, 1471514811054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16470241 >lolionis a shit, dire, pelvis obliterator onis best onis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:03:26 2017 No.16470261 File: 1.95 MB, 1138x1500, 82661b2ce1a1e4682dd43ee10c2858d1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16470247 >implying this berserker couldn't shatter your pelvis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:05:08 2017 No.16470270 File: 342 KB, 1280x1791, afd6f62075c45b445a4a1acc662a315b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16470241 robonis Actually I have no idea what the horns are but I really just wanted to get the idea of android oni out there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:05:29 2017 No.16470271 File: 180 KB, 800x800, 58249687_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16470261 Nobody gives a shit about Ibaraki though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:05:36 2017 No.16470272 >>16469537 >was told by someone to make a MG character and draw in this board That's kinda mean. Did he tell you to tripfag too?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:06:24 2017 No.16470277 File: 402 KB, 737x1272, 1472208638383.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16470261 i wasnt implying, big is best

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:07:13 2017 No.16470285 File: 410 KB, 416x600, 5a7cf462b2ef389ac5ca4a0db02edf29.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16470271 I give a shit about Ibaraki.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:07:26 2017 No.16470287 File: 381 KB, 1200x600, 1441338779163.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Last for lilims

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:09:10 2017 No.16470296 File: 529 KB, 657x890, 1485155058027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16470287 HOLD IT!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:09:18 2017 No.16470298 File: 2.93 MB, 1585x2000, 59865863_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16470287 You mean fluffbutts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:09:50 2017 No.16470302 >>16470298 Bastard...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:09:54 2017 No.16470303 File: 107 KB, 1024x768, ev301_5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a baku?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:10:28 2017 No.16470305 >>16470296 >>16470298 >>16470303 >deleting your own images to keep posting DAMN DIRTY CHEATERS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:11:33 2017 No.16470309 >>16470296 >>16470298 >>16470303 Deep inside your hearts, you know the last is still the lilim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:11:34 2017 No.16470310 >>16470305 I did no such thing. Can't speak for the others though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:12:31 2017 No.16470316 File: 114 KB, 818x1157, 1481544519497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I got this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:12:36 2017 No.16470317 >>16470309 Yeah. Last place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:12:56 2017 No.16470320 >>16470309 Lilims are shit

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:14:06 2017 No.16470325

>>16469867
>Having a good time strolling through the snow when your eyes fall upon a figure in the distance, holding a giant bat in a very costanza pose.
>Blink and it's gone. You've spend too long online
>Keep walking, It's such a quiet and pleasant even-

>"A-are? Arerere? A traveler?" The wendigo tosses the bat aside
>"Passed out an in distress? How fortunate -uh- I mean... unfortunate. I simply must take this gentleman back home and get him warm."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:14:44 2017 No.16470326 >>16470317 Last place of images, yes. >>16470320 Your face is shit you fucking mongoloid I'll fucking fight you I swear on me mum

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:15:25 2017 No.16470330 >>16470316 Curse these sexy robots!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:21:53 2017 No.16470358 >>16470320 Oi, you cant take my job, im supposed to say that. >>16470287 Lilims deserve last place they're SHIIIT!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:24:31 2017 No.16470369 >>16470358 CEASE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:26:06 2017 No.16470378 >>16470241 >Write a shitty little loli-oni blurb >Drawfriend actually draws her for some reason T'was a nice feeling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:33:19 2017 No.16470402 >>16470287 Gotta save the best for last.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:38:28 2017 No.16470414 >>16470402 Automaton was last

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:40:24 2017 No.16470422 >>16470414 >When everyone was deleting images just to post more Whatever you say, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:42:59 2017 No.16470432 >>16470422 That's the nature of the hustle anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:45:30 2017 No.16470436 >>16470432 The hustle isn't worth if it's gonna be the equivalent of a bunch of kids shouting forcefield in the playground.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:47:09 2017 No.16470443 >>16470436 Ah, the Absolute Shield VS the Absolute Spear debate. I'm glad middle school is long gone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:51:42 2017 No.16470459 >>16470287 Lilims are pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 22:29:02 2017 No.16470611 >>16470277 A big muscly Monster Girl is a must have for any Adventuring party!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 22:40:48 2017 No.16470647 New thread soon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 22:49:07 2017 No.16470686 >>16470647 There's already a new thread anon, don't double up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 23:02:30 2017 No.16470727 >>16470686 Oh cool

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