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Gazer's are meant to get pregnant, just look at those child baring hips.

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>> No.16502046

Kikis are olev

>> No.16502051

Remember to treat your shark nicely.

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More Alpdom, new from line 111.


>> No.16502056

>An ancient megaladon mer-shark as old as the 1st DL with plenty of scars and an eye-patch

>> No.16502060

Sounds like a rambler. Old people do that.

>> No.16502061

I would cut myself and dive down just to have a chance with her.

>> No.16502066
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Which of these lovely ladies would you turn into a single mother?

>> No.16502068

careful, having been around so long she may be just a wee bit tsun
but still a virgin

>> No.16502070

None. I don't like angels that much and Satanya is just for bully.

>> No.16502073

What better way could there be to bully her than by seducing her and then abandoning her?

>> No.16502076

I would probably over tsun her just to see what happens. Something like "I didn't almost kill myself just to meet you, fishy!"
Though it would probably kill me on the inside.

>> No.16502077

I prefer some light teasing. I would probably be bros with Raph, especially since we have the same name.

It's written with A you dumb nips

>> No.16502079
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Do you know how people who are from Wonderland don't make sense in the Real World because they are crazy? Well that must mean that in Wonderland they do make sense and Real World people don't make sense, because they are in a world that doesn't make sense.

What? That doesn't make sense?


So a while ago I saw a Cheshire who was talking to me, but somehow a Manticore sneak up on us and she stung me with her barbs, so I yelled some mathematical impossibilities at her to demonstrate my anger at her.
The Cheshire saw this and said something about "That Math looks dangerous", but Math is not something you can see, you see? It is an abstract concept, except that everything that doesn't make sense makes sense in Wonderland, or false?
So the impossible math and the manticore venom made me into a giant mass of fury and rape ready to violate that Manticore for it's rude behaviour, but suddenly I realized that I couldn't rape the Manticore because my sister had taken the keys to the car and gone away without me, which woke me up.

True story.

>> No.16502081

careful, she may wish to go back a DL or 2 so she could rip you a new one if you piss her off, not a good idea to piss of someone as big as her after all

>> No.16502083

Thanks alp. Much appreciated

>> No.16502084

This must be the work of an enemy pasta.

>> No.16502089

But then I'll bleed and she'll have to help me. I won't take no for an answer.

>> No.16502091

It's just more cockteasing though.

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>> No.16502102

Do all of her eyes have their individual Insight levels?

>> No.16502103

No, I woke up half an hour ago and this is mostly what I remember from it.

I'm still trying to find that white rabbit around my room to give it a piece of my mind.

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>> No.16502105

Don't think so, the mini-eyes just let her see and fire beams

>> No.16502107

I'm going to call her Shashaa!

>> No.16502112

I wouldn't mind if she jumped out of the water, grabbed me with her teeth and pulled me overboard

>> No.16502113

But if she's so fishy, how come she's sweating?

>> No.16502114

The semen demon.

>> No.16502116

What would happen if you go to wonderland and literally bluff your madness there?

Like you pretend to be crazy like them just to mess with them?

>> No.16502119

No seriously, how do you expect to bluff madness?

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You'd wait for her to grab you? I'd jump in as soon as i saw her.

>> No.16502122

Man, I want to kiss her gills so kindly and gently.

>> No.16502125
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Concept: Violent Shark Mermaid, Glistening Skin, Inverted black eyes

>> No.16502126

Dang already?

>> No.16502127

its no fun that way

>> No.16502149

I wonder if this shark would sound perfect if she had a Russian accent.

>> No.16502150
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Reminder to always stay by your MG waifu side no matter how horny,wild or pregnant they are

all they want is your love and cuddlings

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>always stay by your MG waifu sideno matter how horny,wild
i'd prefer to stay under her

>> No.16502165

Lewd your waifu before she lewds you, Anon.

>> No.16502170

What if i already lewded her? do it again?

>> No.16502173

What if shes already lewded me?

>> No.16502178

Lewd her back in revenge with the intensity of a thousand suns.

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This time, it's the shark mermaid with a delinquent reputation but a delicate spirit, "Mershark".
Her name is a combination of "Mermaid" and "Shark".
In old English, the "Mere" in Mermaid means "sea" and "maid" is obviously maiden, so "Sharkmaid" would be more correct in that sense, but thinking about the impression a name would leave more than etymology, plus the fact that I'm going to be introducing a "Merlion" eventually, I wanted the mermaid family to have that unifying "Mer-" prefix, so that's how she got her name.

Their behavior is generally inspired by real life sharks. Like in the Encyclopedia where a monster girl that's overly sensitive to signs of a male will be driven into heat, in reality when sharks are surrounded by large amounts of prey, the amount of information becomes too much for them to process, and they enter a state called a "feeding frenzy", which seems to cause them to try and bite everything around them indiscriminately.

The Mershark has a frightening appearance, and at times really is ferocious and violent, yet it's in their nature to show concern and kindness for humans due to being mermaids, followers of Poseidon, so they do possess the calm temperament of other sea monsters to some extent as well.
They're sensitive to the smell of blood, in fact... that's actually the first thing I came up with for them when I dropped a shark into the Encyclopedia world.

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>> No.16502188
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How do you lewd a dragon so hard she ends up heart pupiling and possibly impregnated?

>> No.16502194

You better keep going or your waifu will take drastic measures
Then you're doomed to pelvis shatering and cuddles.

>> No.16502205

Sea Lions probably

>> No.16502209

Isn't that a Selkie?

>> No.16502212

of course i will keep lewding her! i will even start whispering lovingly things into her ear and sofly rub her back during the cuddling session

>> No.16502213

Seals and Sea Lions are different things.

>> No.16502214

No, that's a seal/walrus
It's a litteral sea lion

>> No.16502216

>Then you're doomed to pelvis shatering and cuddles.
The best end.
Dragons cuddle with their wings right?
To heart pupil a dragon is easy, all you need to do is say how much you love her.

To lewd a dragon to heart pupils is hard, you'd need to cum inside and ask her to make you a father.

>> No.16502218

I mean there's an actual animal called a Sea Lion.

>> No.16502219 [DELETED] 
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Just like the radical "Demons" and ferocious "Hellhounds", I gave her inverted eyes to give her an "evil" look.
In the Encyclopedia setting, these eyes are the trademark sign of radical girls!
As she's a mermaid with a high degree of inhumanity, I went with the sort of design that may look like she's wearing some clothes, but that's really just her naked body as-is.
Parts like the blue armor around her chest and lower abdomen are just deformed scales, and the scales covering her genitalia can be removed freely using magic as usual!

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It's a Singaporean thing.

>> No.16502224

What other kind of cuddle is there?>>16502212
Careful, you might heart-pupil her.
Unless that's your goal.

>> No.16502225

Selkie is specifically mythological creature that takes the form of a seal.

>> No.16502230

Dragons cuddle with their whole bodies.

>> No.16502234

i dont think a dragon decides when she gets impregnated anon, thats why you gotta fill her to the brim at least once per month!

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Couldn't sleep last night, so I wrote a short story about a Satyros and a hoplite instead. Hope you guys like it.

>> No.16502237

>once per month
fuck off you fillty casual

>> No.16502245

>once per month
Have you no love in your body?

>> No.16502246
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Once per week?...

>> No.16502247

You need to make sure she always has cum in her womb, or else getting a draughteru is too hard.

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Just like the radical "Demons" and ferocious "Hellhounds", I gave her inverted eyes to give her an "evil" look.
In the Encyclopedia setting, these eyes are the trademark sign of radical girls!
As she's a mermaid with a high degree of inhumanity, I went with the sort of design without any real clothes, and preserving as much of her naked body as possible.
Parts like the blue armor around her chest and lower abdomen are just deformed scales, and the scales covering her genitalia can be removed freely using magic as usual!

>> No.16502249

why do you hate your wife that much

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>> No.16502253

this is acceptable.
not good but acceptable

>> No.16502255

That's the least you can do for her.

>> No.16502256

>Once per week
>trying to have a daughteru with dragon

Anon when you marry a dragon you will be a househusbandu, and she probably wont work or she'll own a huge company and be under stress, its better to do it once per day to relive her!

If you dont shes going to rape you and force you to cum inside her.

>> No.16502260

Yes, Anon, That's quite adequate.
Welcome to the family son.

>> No.16502266

then whats good?

if thats the least, what is the best i can do?

>> No.16502276

The best would be every second or so.

I would fill mine up probably once every four hours. I got a nice daughteru too, so you can get them that way.

>> No.16502277

depends how long you last
but at least 1/4 of your day should be with your dick in your waifu
the best you can do is probaly move to wonderland

>> No.16502278

The best would be having a twelve hour long session with products that heighten sperm production.

>> No.16502283


you are all nuts, a dragon womb cant take such amount of seed

>> No.16502285

I still think it's better to cum naturally in your waifu. If you have a daughteru she comes 100% pure.

But every four hours isn't that much. I don't even head into the cumflating territory because it's nasty.

>> No.16502288

Well, if you want kids with a Dragon, you're gonna have to invest a shitload of time.

>> No.16502291
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Appearing like shark fangs, she of course has sharp jagged teeth!
Her clothing also includes many fang-shaped decorations to give her a sharper look.
Like with real sharks, her fangs are pretty easy to remove but grow back quickly.
They're often used as materials for accessories, and sometimes they give them as symbolic gifts to men, giving a part of themselves to him.
As they have the same properties as demon silver, they're also useful for forging weapons.
If a woman is attacked by a Mershark or struck by a weapon forged from their fangs, it seems like they'll often be transformed into a sea-dwelling monster such as a Nereid, Mermaid or Mershark.

Initially, I wanted to give her a bit of a rougher image with more messy and wavy hair, the finished version has a straighter hairstyle that converges inward a little to match the sharp, streamlined shape of a shark better, and also to look a bit like wet hair.
Their tips are colored white, resembling the upper teeth in a shark's maw. Combine this with the lower fang decoration around their necks, you get an appearance like the open mouth of a shark, with the inside shining red.

By the way, though their entire body is like a weapon with their fangs and shark skin, all of them are safe (?) like demon realm silver, rather, they've become suitable for intercourse, creating heat and throbbing in a man's body.
Even when hitting the blue part in between their tits during a titfuck, or hitting her fangs during a blowjob, it will not cause pain or bleeding, but instead cause a kind of sharp pleasure urging on a man's ejaculation.

That's all for her making of!

>> No.16502292

Now that I can clearly see the shape of her teeth, I'm more sure than ever that the primary shark inspiration is the great white.

>> No.16502295

Using your own, without enhancements, would be rewarding.
I know people were talking about wanting to do that, but that's not my cup of tea as well.

>> No.16502302

You can go 100% vanilla route and still get a daughteru. Sure, it will be a little bit harder, but your love will be so much that she'll get a special heart pupil.

>> No.16502312

This is pretty interesting. Though one must wonder if evil people beat up human boys to a pulp and use them to lure sharks, which they capture to remove their teeths.
It's probably a valuable black market item.

Oh god poor sharks.

>> No.16502314

I do love how the enty infos let us confirm what is and isn't clothes on a given girl.

>> No.16502315

It's a good thing I waifu a mid-tier MG in regards to rarity and power, she's still high-tier to me, otherwise, If she ever came to be, it'd be long time before daughterus came along

>> No.16502321
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Evil monster girls?

This is what they all deserve:

>> No.16502325

>Like with real sharks, her fangs are pretty easy to remove but grow back quickly.
>They're often used as materials for accessories, and sometimes they give them as symbolic gifts to men, giving a part of themselves to him.


I love gift-giving lore!

>> No.16502338

Like I've said mine is a dragon so getting all the daughterus is insanely hard. I would be completely fine with having just her though.

>> No.16502343

That's an admirable sentiment.

>> No.16502355

she just says that so you don't feel bad about your incompetence

>> No.16502373

KC on Dark Mage:

The monsterization of a Dark Mage stems from a human women embracing monsterlike desires and seeking to fulfill them, the defining point being that the monsterization originates from the person herself.
At the time they may not yet have found out details like the demonic energy's alterations. As they were beings close to monsters even before turning, their bodies don't undergo any major changes (in appearance) like a succubus's would, so that's why they seem to be a race close to humans (at first glance).

Though there isn't quite something like a feud between the two races, Dark Mages cause unfortunate incidents without much concern, so it seems like quite a number of the Sabbath's Witches get rather upset at the damage these Dark Mages deal to their reputation.

>> No.16502376

Nah, actually, I'm would be way more than fine just having here. So much that I can't even put into words.
Having a daughteru with her is something from another world.

>> No.16502380

Reminder it's a $10k fine for molesting a shark

>> No.16502382

>Mershark pup gives a gummy smile as she hands anon a necklace made from her own teeth.

>> No.16502385

But what if she asked me to molest her?

>> No.16502386

Nah, sexual harassment is 8784.03 US dollars last I checked.

>> No.16502391

Ah, that is something of a recurring theme, how the intentions and nature of the human woman can effect how they are as monsters. Nice to have such a detailed explanation.

And now I am imagining Sabbath PR campaigns as they try to get the word out that they are not the same race as those trouble-causing dark mages.

>> No.16502392

It's just an outdated law to make sure you take responsibility.

>> No.16502404

Yeah, the idea of actually settling down with a monster wife and having kids is quite a bizarre one. Not that I can say much, considering I'd want five.

>> No.16502407

>people thought dark mage is anti-sabbath or something
>actually sabbath witches don't like them because dark mages are destructive assholes
Top lel

>> No.16502420

>They're often used as materials for accessories, and sometimes they give them as symbolic gifts to men, giving a part of themselves to him.
Cute as fuck.
>If a woman is attacked by a Mershark or struck by a weapon forged from their fangs, it seems like they'll often be transformed into a sea-dwelling monster such as a Nereid, Mermaid or Mershark.
Easy to imagine some poor woman falling in the water and getting savaged by Mershark teeth, she would probably go on to attack a man in the same vicious manner.
>Even when hitting the blue part in between their tits during a titfuck, or hitting her fangs during a blowjob, it will not cause pain or bleeding, but instead cause a kind of sharp pleasure urging on a man's ejaculation.
Shark teeth blowjobs, KC is crazy and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Mershark is perfect.

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>> No.16502425

Man, water creatures just fit so well for being large types. Like whales, giant sharks, giant squids, etc. It's lovely.

>> No.16502444

That egret toward the end!

>> No.16502455

Those birds really don't give a fuck.

>> No.16502473

So Mershark bite but don't hurt? Do they draw blood? Rip flesh?

>> No.16502479

Mershark items must be nice, if a bit dangerous.

>> No.16502481

Not for humans. That said, there is nothing stopping you from believing they do in your own world.

>> No.16502482

inside of your body there is a clone of you made of spirit energy. That's what they damage.

>> No.16502492

Notice how they seem to calm down when getting patted? And that last shark?

>> No.16502493

Does this harm your spirit clone? And what would this attack look like?

>> No.16502505

Critnuke or Nav?

>> No.16502506

>Do they draw blood? Rip flesh?
No, but they can turn that off if need be.

>> No.16502508

>I'm going to be introducing a "Merlion" eventually
Probably ages from now, but that's nice nonetheless.

>> No.16502509

that last shark was moe as fuck

>> No.16502512
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Another wife commission was finished!

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>> No.16502524

That's described in the profile. Mana spills out of the spiritual wound and as it mixes with the mershark's mana it turns red.

Basically a mershark attack looks like a normal shark attack but all the red blood isn't actually blood.

>> No.16502527

Those floors are flithy.

>> No.16502532

Goo isn't hard to clean

>> No.16502533

Really cute and sexual Gazer.

Those connected corners on the tile floor triggered me though.

>> No.16502534

Hot damn, that tail fluff.
In any case, it's cute. Looks great!

>> No.16502535

If doesn't if she doesn't want to, probably.

If she has to defend herself she can probably tear an arm off with her mouth.

>> No.16502540


I desire to go to Wonderland every day.

>> No.16502543

Proto Mershark has the cutest genki smile.

>> No.16502552

Bandersnatch, Bewilderbeast, and Momerath girls when?

>> No.16502557

Man, it sounds like I'd need some help from the Cogs to survive in Wonderland.

>> No.16502560

Perfect fearboner.

>> No.16502563

First you need to say that you love her.

>> No.16502566
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Mershark facesitting.

>> No.16502568

>Rough skin
No thanks man, abrasions are annoying

>> No.16502571

She doesn't look like a very polite girl. She's got that "Hey bitch boy. Get in this bed with me. Now."

>> No.16502577

It doesn't matter how impolite she is. She can't move an inch on land with that fat tail of hers dragging behind.

>> No.16502580

If she said that to me I would bop her on the nose. No one calls me bitch boy.

>> No.16502585

Please don't bully the shark

>> No.16502586

Even better

>> No.16502588

She's the one who bullies, I would just defend myself.

>> No.16502590

Bully the shark, did you know that in mersharks that don't lay eggs, the first pup will immediately start bullying its smaller siblings?

>> No.16502596

Teach your shark daughterus well anons. They'll hurt each other.

>> No.16502604

Please, no more than one mershark ever makes it out of the womb at the same time.

>> No.16502607

That's only in some species. They used to always say that in Shark Week before it went to shit.

>> No.16502608

Will she be hurt if I playfully bop her nose?

>> No.16502613

Instinct kicks in and she gets panicked and scared. That's when you counter-rape her.

>> No.16502616

No it would just be annoying really. And that's actually bad advice in a real shark attack, you aim for the eyes or gills.

>> No.16502618

I've personally bopped sharks in the water, and it works just fine. Maybe not for YUGE sharks

>> No.16502622


Bad meme

>> No.16502623

no but she'll see it coming and bite your hand

>> No.16502626

What happens if you bite her before she bites you?

>> No.16502629

Joke's on her, I have two hands.

>> No.16502630

The equivalent of a reverse mating press for a legless creature

>> No.16502632

The hand is quicker than the shark.

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>> No.16502658

Don't think tilefucker would appreciate the way the corners connect

>> No.16502660
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Alices are scary.

>> No.16502661

The Alice from Madness Returns makes me pretty hard, not gonna lie.

>> No.16502683

>his name is Dionysius
Well OF COURSE he'd end up with a Satyros.

>> No.16502685

>absolutely adore her design and think she's hot as fuck
>can't bring myself to sexualize her because I'd feel like shit given the resolution of the game

I wish McGee got more budget for it at the time.

>> No.16502697

>you get an appearance like the open mouth of a shark, with the inside shining red.
Huh, didn't notice it until now

>> No.16502704

>2DPD human women who are so slutty they turned into monsters on their own

>> No.16502705

I too thought that was clever.

>> No.16502706

Sharks are NOT for nose bopping! They are for loving nose rubs and headpats!


>> No.16502713

If not bopping what about booping?

>> No.16502715

Nope. She is going to get bopped and then I"ll pinch her cheeks too while praising her teeth in a moking voice.
Thank god sharks are slow on land.

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>Sharks are NOT for nose bopping!
And if you do bop them, they bop back twice as hard.

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Don't you want to heal her mind, Anon? I thought you wanted to protect her smile.

>> No.16502722

>Don't you want to heal her mind, Anon?
Give her an enema.

>> No.16502724

Booping is acceptable, if followed up with eskimo kissing!

>living with an aquatic waifu on land
>not having a Gremlin-manufactured mobility aid

>> No.16502729

Now I think about it. Getting Roughed up by a Mershark would be really nice.

>> No.16502731

>Gremlin-manufactured mobility aid
I really should buy that Gyo hardcover.

>> No.16502732

I would be sure to check if she has a gremlin friend before bopping.

>> No.16502733

Not with boxing gloves on though. Her bare knuckle punches would cause sexual pleasure.

>> No.16502736

That game was rough for me man, not just because it was clearly unfinished but I'm a psychologist myself so it was really fucking awkward given the reveal at the end and all that

>> No.16502738

Of course anon.

>> No.16502739

Is this the same guy that drew the Moon Dorome?

>> No.16502743

Mersharks and Redcaps would probably make a great team, being the violent sex bombs they are.

Redcap pirates riding Mersharks when?

>> No.16502747
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H-how'd you know I was thinking about Gyo?

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>> No.16502750

>Her bare knuckle punches would cause sexual pleasure.
why would they?

>> No.16502754

>*sniff sniff*
>Onii-chan, you've been naughty again!
Goddamn sharks and their noses.
Always watching.

>> No.16502760

When her scales rub on you, it causes sexual pleasure.

>> No.16502762

Yeah, but that won't do anything about the pain of getting punched.

>> No.16502767

>he doesn't get turned on when women punch him
pretty gay tee bee haytch

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Sexualize the queen instead.

>> No.16502770

>Sharks can smell when you jerk off

This can't be good.

>> No.16502771

It's this guy.
He seems to have a fascination of sorts with boxing.
That's not true, her entire body has demon silver effects meaning she can't hurt you unless she really wants to.

>> No.16502773

Would that exacerbate her anxiety about you not wanting to stay with her?

>> No.16502779

Now we're talkin

>> No.16502780

Maybe she was away for a while. And you were lonely.

>> No.16502783

I lost my shit
I mean, that's great he's got an interest I guess
top kek what the fuck

>> No.16502790

>Boxing Harpies.
Well that's unusual .

>> No.16502797

Remember to always drift off to sleep with thoughts of your waifus because dreams with them are the closest thing you'll ever get!

>> No.16502799

Goddamit, I'm well aware. Can't believe you still remember that.

>> No.16502803

>That's not true, her entire body has demon silver effects meaning she can't hurt you unless she really wants to.
Only her teeth and scales do, it's not magically going to soften the impact of a fist.

>> No.16502808

I remember all the waifus and husbandos, Anon. I know that you also slap her butt.

>> No.16502815

We should all practice lucid dreaming and do our best to meme monsters into existence.
>I remember all the waifus and husbandos, Anon
You're scary.

>> No.16502816

>all of those boxing monstergirls

>> No.16502826

Sure it does.

Consider this. Redcap literally beats you with a metal cleaver, and it just passes through you and only hurts your spirit energy. She may cut out your legs to stop you from running, but your legs are neither harmed nor hurt.

>> No.16502827

Judge not another man's pleasures.

>> No.16502830

No I'm not. I just have a good memory.

>> No.16502831
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Anon don't kiss this belly it's dangerous. Can't you read the sign?

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>> No.16502837

That's because it's a demon silver weapon.
Monster girls can't just punch your spirit energy without hitting your body.

>> No.16502841

Oh shit it looks like a little face.

It's true.

>> No.16502845

Nah man, that's just a pair of eyes, a mouth, and some random anime blushing effects on a belly. It's not like the owner would pounce on you and ride you like a bucking bronco if you did kiss it.

>> No.16502849

They kind of have to soften/remove the impact though. After all if the only aspect of injury that is removed from the mamono realm silver effect is the actual cutting of the skin then you'd still be left with potentially serious injuries from the actual impact of the weapon.

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Yes, rub the belly instead.
I think I'm liking the concept of a mershark too much.

>> No.16502862

Demon realm silver weapons can pass through a person's body.

>> No.16502863

Be careful, next thing you'll notice is that she is your waifu.

>> No.16502864

They can when their skin is literally covered in material similar to said silver weapons.

One theme of the mershark is that her entire body is a weapon. She can "cut" a man with any part of her skin.

Now I bet you would still be pushed back if she punched you, but it seems likely a lot of the force would be directed to "wounding" your mana.

One can imagine a person's mana as making up a spiritual body that exists in every part of their physical body, and that it is this body that is damaged from such specialized weapons.

>> No.16502865

What are spectral and incorporeal girls?

>> No.16502866

Shark anon pls. Sharks aren't for belly rubs.

>> No.16502868

Mershark can though. That's the whole point of this conversation.

>> No.16502873

>They can when their skin is literally covered in material similar to said silver weapons.
Okay, but what about everything beneath the scales?

>> No.16502875

>Is a huge slut for belly rubs, headpats and hugs
>Is still a literal sea hellhound
What kind of trap for maledomfags is this? will i get proactively dated just because i wanted to touch the shark?

>> No.16502876

Dude. Mamono mana.

>> No.16502878

What about it?

>> No.16502882

Are you saying she throws sissy punches?

>> No.16502885

Have they ever been described that way? It can be inferred I suppose, but its just as valid to take their description at face value. Namely they cut into you but they don't leave physical wounds.

>Also, it is often used for manufacturing weapons. Weapons made of mamono realm silver do not inflict wounds on the body of a cut opponent, instead inflicting damage on the opponent's magical energy. When an opponent's magical energy is wounded, mana or mamono mana will leak out from there, and they will lose their strength. In this way, it's possible to take away an opponent's strength to fight without harming or killing them.

To an observer it may look like the weapon just passes through, but it doesn't say if the person who is hit feels no impact or that the one using the weapon feels no resistance.

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Very well, then who am I, mister memory man? Let's see if your abilities have any tangible usefulness to exploit.

>> No.16502899

Oh you're asking about her muscle mass. No she probably throws normal punches. She can't help if they target spirit energy instead of physical body.

>> No.16502901

We're saying that the effect of the scales trumps or at least mitigates the effects of the muscles and bones underneath it.

Same for her teeth, I mean she has the strength to bite through chains and ship hulls. If the only protection one got from a bite was from being cut then they'd still end up with crushed bones and mutilated organs when she attacks.

>> No.16502903


This >>16502314

>They're often used as materials for accessories, and sometimes they give them as symbolic gifts to men, giving a part of themselves to him.
KC please, that's the kind of stuff you should put in the profile, that small detail makes her that much better

>hitting her fangs during a blowjob
That's my fetish and I am happy he acknowledged it

Thanks for the translation, you're a blessing

>> No.16502908

Yetis can't box, their punches feel like getting hit with a soft and fluffy pillow

>> No.16502909

You the guy with a demon waifu who was spooping the guy with a mayadere dark slime waifu yesterday because she wants to take over? I don't know.

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Good enough! Though that's hardly indicative of crystallization of mid to long-term memory.

>> No.16502920

So I got it right? Eh.

You are the one that has been doing those recolors right? And you work with the mindflayers too I think.

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Not so sure about the mindflayers part, I think that was a bleedover from the psychology discussion, but yeah, I've been doin them recolors. Though there's another Demon guy working on his own as well, but I don't think he's finished any yet.

>> No.16502928

And suddenly I'm thinking of a scene from Hajime no Ippo. The practice session with the reporter.

>> No.16502931

Yep. You work with the flayers.

>> No.16502936

I bet Mersharks really enjoy affectionate things like that though.
I bet she'd ask you for double handed headpats while she's riding you senseless.

>> No.16502941

I know you're the one who got the high def demon picture from the album guy though. How're those HD remakes coming along~?

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Ah, I see now.

Eeeeehhhhhh grreat anon, I'm uh, workin hard on em as we speak... I'll probably pick em up on the weekend

>> No.16502952

Fight hard, Demon's husbando.

>> No.16502958

>that spoiler

Haha, sounds good.

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>> No.16502963

Is there some kind of loophole in Demon contracts where I can ask for a specific waifu and thus not have to marry the Demon?

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>> No.16502970

Talk with the Tanukis and Demons. They'll get stuck on each other and you can get your waifu.

>> No.16502973

That might be one of the very, very few ways you can get a Bad End, if even possible
At the end of your long lifu with your waifu you'd die and instead of happily going to Afterlife or becoming Undead with your waifu your soul would be in the property of the Demon, who might be a little bit more rapey from the pent up waiting for you to die part

But really, no

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Anyone want to see anything specific in this? I'd say they're pretty well equipped as far as love dungeons go.

>> No.16502975

Is she the one that spoops?

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You got a lotta nerve after I let you off the hook, Griswald! Also, hey.
I'm pretty sure the Demon is the one who writes the contract and they probably go over it for years and years to make sure there are no loopholes like that

>> No.16502984

>Double handed headpats
T-that's too lewd, Anon! how can such degeneracy exist?

>> No.16502988

Touch the shark. Do it now.

>> No.16502995

You are going too far with those videos man, think about the embarrassed shark ladies.

>> No.16502997


I don't think Tanukis deal in contracts, they're just good at making money

Now I want a CC Demon who has been writing her contract ever since I was born

>> No.16503006

I wonder if little demons with childish hand writting write dumb contracts for their little special friend.

>> No.16503011

She's only startled by jump scares really. She dives into her hat.
Yoooooo. Looking forward to more of your edits.

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Well hey now, you'd be stealing the backstory to my waifu's contract, kek

Ask that one anon with the childhood-friend Demon

>> No.16503016

This is essentially a mershark jav video isnt it

>> No.16503017

>If you rub your hand from the shark's head to its tail, the skin feels smooth. But if you run your hand in the opposite direction, it is really tough like sandpaper. So next time you pet a shark, pay attention to its skin!
Would you intentionally rub her the wrong way to arouse her with your leaking spirit energy?
I would

Contracts given to childhood friends have to be the strongest kind that are impossible to break no matter what
Anon would be wondering how come all the other boys get raped and seduced while no monster girl ever bother him

Good taste

>> No.16503021

Seconding >>16502683

>> No.16503024

Nomen est omen, like the Romans said.

>> No.16503028

I'm flattered! I'll work hard on them this weekend.

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>Mersharks based on real-life sharks depending on the region of the world they dwell in
>Great White Mersharks, while being some of the largest and most terrifying looking are also some of the, if not the most elusive
>Often dramatized about by fishermen and dwellers of the ocean as goliath Mersharks capable of destroying entire warships with just her body's blunt force
>See a Great White Mershark in the water, the 'White Death' as they call them. Well, her scales are more of a ruddy grey than anything.
>She looks pretty silly, like an overweight waif from the side with a jovial smirk on her face
>Taking your knife, you slash your hand, the iron of the blade stinging as you blood the water
>White Death my rosy red asschee--
>That's when she notices you, turning to face your direction
>The vision of the dopey, chubby waif is gone, her aristocratic and angular features as clear as day like an arrowhead pointing at you
>Start to panic, pulling at the line of rope to have the boys hoist you back up
>Pull a third time only to find the rope slack, a jerk leaving you having to keep from water going into your nostrils upside down
>She's staring at you, grabbing your ankle and up righting your body to look in her eyes, black and cold like doll's eyes
>You're out of breath, bubbles going everywhere when she opens her mouth to show those rows of pointed teeth, but as you're struggling, she bite-kisses the lower half of your face
>Starts feeding air into your lungs, your ankle and face pleasurably throbbing and burning with desire as the whole world turns red around you
>Your lips ache with wanting to be together with hers as she pulls back, licking her lips of your taste, one hand gripping your balls through your pantaloons
"You like that? I'll be biting you a~lot more from now on, Husband."
>TFW her vagina is very much like a Dolphin's, with exquisitely skilled and powerful muscles that milk and edge you relentlessly before she explodes into a shoulder exploding love bite during your mutual climax in those cloudy, red waves

>> No.16503070

>New(ish) writefag
Good. We need some content in here outside of the occasional new girls and endless memes.
With Peterdnzl back too I'm hoping 2017 will be like 2013/14 and have lots of writefags making content again.
I also want RS back, he actually knew how to write Manticores.

>> No.16503084

Hot damn

>> No.16503086

I want to go cage diving to tease shark girls!

>> No.16503089

It would be fun, but it would probably end up really badly.

>> No.16503092

Jokes on you when they get frustrated and just bite right through the cage.

After all, the tanuki who sold you the cage only ever said it was shark proof, not mershark proof.

>> No.16503097

Jesus, The fact that you even remember the butt slaps surprises me. Please tell that's all you know.

>> No.16503098

That's next level teasing, since sharks don't share, so the others just get even more frustrated.

>> No.16503100

Mersharks are hot and have a lot of potential.

>> No.16503103

>You will never enjoy your diving hobby without being husbando'd
Feels like suffering, i just want to swim in peace.

>> No.16503105

They are the perfect aquatic sexual predator.

>> No.16503106

>flopping your erect dick around in the water while taunting the Mersharks outside the cage

Anon that's not a good idea. Pumped up rage + sexual lust is not a good combo. Well not good for you.

>> No.16503107

Yep, it's all I know, so you don't need to worry.

I mainly remember all of that becaus eI was the one talking to you.

>> No.16503111

>bad idea
You know nothing of what you talk, anon. For good measure i will fap underwater in that cage, that will teach them sharks.

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I accidentally a japanese goburin is this bad?

>> No.16503113

They are going to open the cage, anon. They have arms!

>> No.16503117

ANON NO! Once that mana scent goes up their nostrils, there is no going back.

>> No.16503122

You're gonna need a bigger 'boat'.

>> No.16503127

>No going back
I know! isn't it beautiful? it's the perfect crime!

>> No.16503132

She might get stuck

>> No.16503138

I remember our conversation about how I would be a pretty lame husbando. Even down to someone implying that I raped my own waifu.
Also, muscles.

>> No.16503141

If that guy escaped unraped, why shouldn't i?

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>> No.16503145

I lost my shit the first time I saw this, what a fucking garbage movie, but very 'so bad its good'

>> No.16503148

It's a classic.

>> No.16503152

Lame husbandos don't exist. I mean, you would teach your daughterus some very wrong things, but they and your waifu would still love you very much.
I kinda remember how you met your waifu and also that you got caught up on her style and ended up forgetting to confess, but you still managed to make that up by having five little cuties.

>> No.16503161

>You'll never just lay on the couch with your waifu and stare at the ceiling together while talking about life and why you're even there.

>> No.16503166

I love when I know what something is before I even open it. Deep Blue Sea with Mersharks could be amusing.

>> No.16503169

Nice eye placement.

Jesus, you guys will impregnate anything.

>> No.16503174

Pretty much.

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What would a Monster Girl game show be like?

>> No.16503177

I shudder to think of the mershark take on a Bull.

>> No.16503179

Dragons, Vampires, Demons it doesn't matter to us. if it has a human torso and head and loves us why wouldn't we impregnate?

>> No.16503180

Imagine 'The Dating Game' meets the temple runs from 'Legends of the Hidden Temple'

>> No.16503183 [DELETED] 

Insect paizuri.

>> No.16503184

Jack, please.

>> No.16503186

Regura insect.

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Insect paizuri

>> No.16503193

Clothed paizuri is the ultimate fetish.

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No one gets past the Silver Monkey.

Contestants need to put clothes on her while she grins.

Her underwear is far too small for her large rear end. It ends with frustration, their faces pressed against her silver ass cheeks, trying to haul the underwear up her thighs.

>> No.16503198

>Anon buys the most safe and secure cage
>Uses it to dive into monster controlled seas
>Scyllas and Krakens keep squezing inside to molest him
>He has to move 4 times before finding a place without them
>Finally finds a Mershark infested cage
>They go crazy and bite at the cage
>The bars lasts 2 minutes
>Anon was then made into the beloved Mershark gang's husband

>> No.16503202

Nothing is safe anon, not even the children.

>> No.16503207

The best 2 minutes of his life, i'm sure.

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They will not be gentle.

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Despite their short stature, are Devils perfectly viable as housewives?

>> No.16503224

That Devil is stacked! Even though she's short!

>> No.16503225

If by housewives you mean cocksleeves then yes.

>> No.16503226

More like the scariest
Unless he has a fetish for fear boners

Sex is the most brutal stuff but they'll be very gentle about everything else

Devils are top 3 best wife species
Their whole stick is that they spoil their husband with their wife skills

>> No.16503229

Top kek

>> No.16503230

Big girls are better, but if the little ones try hard enough it can work.

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>> No.16503247

>implying short-stackedness is a detriment to housewifeing

>> No.16503249
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They make great coworkers at the very least.

>> No.16503250

Devils and Demons are both top tier housewives
For some reason all of the 'extremist faction' of succubi family monstergirls seem to have housewifin' stuff in their profiles

>> No.16503258

Well hey! I just said that I'd show my daughterus how to make smores with their tails. There's nothing wrong with that. Just ignore the "Leave no trace" and "It's not illegal if no one sees it" bits. And yeah I wasn't exactly on top of my "reciprocation of love game" with my waifu. But it's nice knowing that even though I'm a rampant screw-up that my waifu would still care for me.

>> No.16503259

I'll agree with that on the exception that ELH and Seafoam can write Manticores fairly well also. Same thing with that unnamed Anon who wrote Aiden Lannister. Part of the problem is you have, at least in my opinion, people like Bob and Bollocks who did it for attention/shock-and-awe like a submissive Manticore who got electrocuted, 'erotically' cut with blades, and all that. It's all about the way you present her. She can either be a submissive whelp of a monster or an actual lioness in sexual dominance, never letting her man think that he'll call the shots until he's learn her way of love. That being said, Frankie the Manticore is still in my top three for non-smut stories.

>> No.16503293

It's demonic propaganda, they want to show they are the "new vanilla", absolutely disgusting.

>> No.16503303

She could even flutter around the house with her Devil wings, provided her fat tits and ass don't weigh her down.

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Anon, that's crazy talk. Would this face lie? You remembered to take that medicine this morning, right?

>> No.16503315

She is godtier wife but I vastly prefer original profile devil desu senpai

>> No.16503330

I would wife a chubby shortstack devil quite easily

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>bought doujins
>too scared to read them properly because of bending pages and it's annoying to turn pages

>> No.16503354

You're not going to bend them if you just put your thumb in the middle and hold it open that way.
Just don't retard-strength it.

>> No.16503360

The music reminds me of The Precursor Legacy.

I wonder what a Lurker Mershark would be like.

>> No.16503387

Books are made to be opened.

>> No.16503393

Just be delicate with your hands in both senses of what I'm talking about.

>> No.16503416

>ywn have your Mershark beat you up then hate rape you

>> No.16503419

>Parts like the blue armor around her chest and lower abdomen are just deformed scales, and the scales covering her genitalia can be removed freely using magic as usual!
I'v come to just headcanoning out all the stupid shit he tacks on. Like the ghoul's bone bits and the blood paint.

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What is the Monster Girl version of a man's blazing heart?

>> No.16503422

I hope your like this with your waifu. Preserve its/her purity.

>> No.16503437

Books actually get off it, so open that slutty doujin to your heart's contents!

>> No.16503465

A fiery libido?

>> No.16503483

It would depend on the species
Salamanders definitely have a blazing heart too
A Succubus on the other hand would have a romantic soul or some other cheesy stuff

>> No.16503489

>play mmo videogames with mgs
>game only has female character playable, they don't know who you are, they assume you are one a mg too.
>voice chat is pretty much mandatory to progress further
>join room
>all those different mg voices, some of you can recognize, they chat nonstop about the game and how they want a bf
>Fire1-1:"anon you need to join too for this part, its too complicated if you just use chat"
>Tailofspade:"yeah don't be shy girl, there are no guys on the internet anyway. Haha... ha...fuck..."
>:StripeJin:"Hurry up damnit, and lets get over with this, Im at my limit, if you know what I mean"
>Eyesolation: "don't be rude cat, anon just join, we don't bite"
>xXBlood_brideXx:"for now"*laugh*
>finally give in
>"hello, can all of you hear me?"
>that deep male voice echoes, followed by utter silence

uh oh

>> No.16503504

A Salamander's tail?

>> No.16503510

You're going to get a whole bunch of friend requests and lewd pictures anon.

>> No.16503511

>This premise has so much potential for comedy yet no writefag touches it
It's a damn shame.

>> No.16503515

Being a guy streamer is suffering in MGC. People will want to swat you just to see the resulting gangbang.

>> No.16503516
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>Ah! A cute boy!
>Maybe if I give him some nice items, he'll date me in real life.

>> No.16503519

>Use voice modifier to sound like a girl
>They can still hear your spirit energy

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Figured out how to free my hands up a bit. Time to indulge in some semen demons.

>> No.16503521

>Make the genius decision to share your universe-equivalent snapchat account
>phone almost constantly buzzing with lewd snaps from girls asking you to either get on webcam with you or asking when you're gonna tell them where you live

>> No.16503525

And during that raid you suddenly got a lot of gear.
Oh lord, think of the whispers.

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>> No.16503534

>tfw you have a high pitched voice that sometimes people mistake as a girl or a really young boy
>You'll never get to tease Monster Girls in voice

>> No.16503537

I bet she's the type to refrain from whispering you, just to make you interested in her.

>> No.16503538

Damn. It would be so hard trying to pick a girl to love. I'd want to love them all.

>> No.16503539

I feel both disgust and jealousy.

>> No.16503545
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>that Tengu one
I was unlucky enough to see what that was while searching Tengus on Pixiv.

>> No.16503554

My dude just buy a hip off nls and you'll have a much better experience

>> No.16503555

>(Whisper) StripeJin: I'm fingering myself right now
>(Whisper) StripeJin: No, don't say anything, just keep talking normally in voice chat
>(Whisper) StripeJin: I just want you to know every time you say something I can feel my @$%* buzz
>(Whisper) StripeJin: When you laugh I swear it feels like my &%[email protected] is gonna clench my #$*#@ fingers off
>(Whisper) StripeJin: I wanna @%&# your *#@$ until your #$*@ empty all of your man juice into me
>(Whisper) StripeJin: just know that whenever you're talking over VC from now on

fucking chat profanity filter

>> No.16503557

I'm scared to ask but what was it?

>> No.16503563

Ignorance is bliss, Anon.

>> No.16503566

Because it's not exactly interesting or original.

>> No.16503571

How much muscle is too much?

>> No.16503574

I wouldn't resist being lewd to monster girls online.

>> No.16503578

Does it get worse if the MGs in chat know I'm getting a boner?

>> No.16503580

Broly proportions, or the degree of buff that's one level below full beast form in Altered Beast.

At that point, it looks like a Terry Gilliam cartoon.

>> No.16503585

But you wife wants to be the strongest.
And Broly is strongest there is.

>> No.16503587

/d/ tier is too much.

>> No.16503590

When she has broad shoulders and no plump gropeable parts. Also fuckhuge Hulk-hands.

>> No.16503591

This is why I'd only play majority-solo MMOs like a classic-Runescape equivalent.

>> No.16503592

I just post that I have a fat fetish and get her to leave me alone.

And what's your definition for that?

>> No.16503595

If they look like Mr.Universe contestant, then you've gone too far. Also this>>16503590

>> No.16503597

Hyper muscle.

>> No.16503602

>buying bf

>> No.16503617

Only if you let them know that's happening.
There'd be the really direct types like her, the clueless 'I bet if I show I'm superior at the game it will make him attracted to me' types, the white knight/orbiter types, the stalker types, the 'innocent' types that message you photos of them 'trying on clothes' or 'doing yoga', etc etc

>> No.16503619

Think Mr Universe chocolate golems. Or someone who abuses synthol and have literal popeye arms.

>> No.16503624

The innocent ones sound nice.

>> No.16503628

When they just become a man with a woman's head and tits.

>> No.16503630

And now I feel like an ass.

Bear in mind it's not the muscle I object to; rather the proportions. When she's so ripped that her head becomes the size of her foot, then that's just gonna look bizarre.

>> No.16503633
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Remember: Abomination girls need love too.

>> No.16503639

So what happens if you boop their nose?

>> No.16503641

Your next line is '>ywn have a teasing onee-san monstergirl who's always 'accidentally' letting you sneak lewd views of her'!

>> No.16503648

Get out of there Attila you can't drive.

>> No.16503650

Would you let an abomination stick her tentacles in your mouth

>> No.16503655

I read that as 'albino' girls

>> No.16503656

What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom.

>> No.16503663

I agree. I hope some kind or insane anon loves them.

>> No.16503665

She will be very annoyed, or she will like it.

>> No.16503668

But driving is good civilization!

>> No.16503672

They do indeed.

>> No.16503677

my voice is like a shitty weekly villains.

>'I bet if I show I'm superior at the game it will make him attracted to me'

This is my favorite one, It would actually work on me, but no way I would tell them.

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>> No.16503702

Well I mean aren't you supposed to punch an actual shark in the nose because it disorients them? The lewd equivalent would be like touching their nipples or something.

>> No.16503724

Attila the Hun is a big girl, she knows what she's doing.

>> No.16503730

Nero is better though.

>> No.16503732

No she's not.

>> No.16503739

Umu is for depraved sex, sick fetishes, and spoiling with headpats in post coital cuddling.

>> No.16503750

Would Umu be a dragon?

>> No.16503757

I'd prefer a loli demon.

>> No.16503759

A red one.
She'd demand you serve her, be it as a servant or husband. She'd also probably try and get you to build a harem the pair of you can share considering she's a canon harem-fag.

>> No.16503772


Perfect. We will collect so many different types of monster girls.

>> No.16503775
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You rang? Do momma a favor and go get me some smokes, CHOP CHOP!

>> No.16503781

You say that but you do realize you're going to be dealing with a hedonist of the highest order right?

She's going to want MORE of everything so you'll need to try and dissuade her from delving too deeply into decadence.

You'll also have to watch out for her headaches and singing.

>> No.16503789

Is it good parenting to let your Mershark daughter nibble on you?

>> No.16503792

I can help her with her headaches and sing along with her singing.

>> No.16503797

But you aren't listening if you're singing with her.
Unless you want a duet.

>> No.16503804
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How rare are big Wendigos?

>> No.16503806

Of course I want a duel.

Actually thinking about it a Phantom would suit her too.

>> No.16503808

Just a bit.

>> No.16503811

A certain black dragon would help as well, although it would be difficult to get them to work together.

>> No.16503818

Oh well.

Sorry who's the black dragon?

>> No.16503825

Her rival in music.
The up and coming pop star.

>> No.16503845

Oh yes. Liz Bathtoy.

>> No.16503852

A terrible yet hilarious idea is to respond to that by teasing them.
It would be great.

>> No.16503853

The ever beautiful pop queen.

It'll take some work to get the pair singing together.

>> No.16503860

I can try.

If not it'll be fun to watch.

>> No.16503864

It'll all be good up until they try to sing over each other and you end up with the two fighting each other over who is the lead singer.

>> No.16503880

Just do what someone with two opposing Monster Girls in their harem.

Just sit back and let them tire themselves out.

>> No.16503882

i need a dire wendigo now

>> No.16503888
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I wanna sleepu with the sheepu

Any other notable entries for making a 'sleepy' harem? I'm messing around with themed groups of MGs for the fun of it.

>> No.16503889

Yes mom.

>> No.16503892

That may last a while, especially if the pair are full dragons now.
The real question is what you'll do with them once they're tired.

>> No.16503895

>Not forcing them into paired bondage as a team building exercise

>> No.16503899

Dark Slimes slime can cause drowsiness.

>> No.16503900


>> No.16503902

Anon, that'll just get Nero wet and Liz angry.

>> No.16503903
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I dig 3 of those four, the other one i am indifferent to

>> No.16503904

Only so long as she doesn't understand sex. When she gets to that age, It's time to introduce her to some nice shota whose parents you trust to raise him right.

>> No.16503911


No Dormouse?

>> No.16503919

I'd definitely snuggle and sleep with a Dorome.

>> No.16503920

Time for bed I guess.

>> No.16503926
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I want to sleep on kitsune tails.

>> No.16503927

So you take them to bed?
Well, that would be appropriate.

The real thing you'll need to watch out for is the morning When Nero starts smugly talking about how you must have enjoyed her bountious chest while Liz counters that it looked more like you were being smothered and that her flat chest was better for you.

>> No.16503930

I don't remember it saying that. Also too aggressive. The theme is lazy, slow, sleepy sex, then actual sleep! Then drowzy sex!

Whoops, overlooked. I'll add one.

>> No.16503933

I want to sleep while coiled a Kejourou's hair

>> No.16503935

Mofu is top tier sleeping material.

>> No.16503939

Well Nero's not wrong.

>> No.16503940

I want to sleep wrapped around cloth woman's cloth.

>> No.16503944
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Tell me anon, since fighting back against the Monster Girl menace means you're the villain, what would your theme be?

Go on, don't be shy Marshall Anon.


>> No.16503946

That's just going to get Liz pouting.

You're dealing with two attention hog dragons here Anon.

You need to praise both without making one get more than the other.

>> No.16503948

Is she from a Mobage?

>> No.16503955

I didn't even mean to get Liz.

God dammit am I accidentally making a harem?

>> No.16503958

Fighting MGs is stupid. You'll live a much happy laifu loving MGs.

>> No.16503959
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Updated. Now with 1/5th more sleepiness.

>> No.16503968

>Going from 4 to 5
Someone needs to retake 5th grade math

>> No.16503975

I don't think it's stupid, it's actually kinda cool.

Also, what if my waifu wanted to fight other MGs?

>> No.16503976
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I'm quickly falling in love with Doromes myself. They're just my style.

>> No.16503978

Yes you are.

Looks like Grand Blue Fantasy.

I play it and Fate GO

>> No.16503979

Can't, too sleepy.

>> No.16503983


>> No.16503990

Well I hope I get Blue Seiba out of it.

>> No.16503991

Why would she want to do that? I guess if she's a Salamander that makes sense.

>> No.16503992

With application of plenty of spirit energy, they might grow to enjoy it together.

>> No.16503998

>Fate GO

>> No.16504000

They quickly moved up into my top 10 and now are at number 6. It's a close tie for number 5 between a jabberwock and dorome.

>> No.16504001
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>> No.16504007

You do get blue Seibah dragon but run the risk of getting THE OTHER red dragon.

The first time would probably have Liz worried about her "Pride as an Idol"

Have I ever implied I'm not Garbage?

>> No.16504008

Anon, I waifu a Salamander, if MGs were to spontaneosly spring into existence, I'd have an inferno iguana trying to duel me all day.

>> No.16504010

She kinda has the personality of one.

>> No.16504011


>> No.16504012
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Nah, from Aegis by an official artist.

The artbook has different mobages though including Granblue and Fate though.

>> No.16504019
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It has nice titty.

>> No.16504022


Fitting for a last stand before someone claims me as her husbando

>> No.16504024

That's the game with that cute brown girl I made a folder of.

>> No.16504028

Minotaurs too since it says they just mostly sleep

>> No.16504031

So does 99% of mobage.

>> No.16504032

But why would she want to harm another MG?

>> No.16504035

That was my thinking behind the Holstaur, since they also just mostly sleep
Although Minotaurs then brutally mating press you when they aren't sleeping or will fuck until they pass out, whereas I can see a Holstaur by comparison being fine with slow sleepy sex

>> No.16504036

Have and maxed her.
Best lancer.

>> No.16504042

Its a risk I'm willing to take.

>> No.16504043

My heart may be black, but it's longing is real, and desire is steady.

I will fight back the Redcap menace.


>> No.16504044

There actually is art of that. No clue why the fucker deleted his Pixiv though.

>> No.16504046

How is there no nip visible in that dress?! As a titty man, this kind of blatant ignorance of anatomy is infuriating.

>> No.16504051

Are you me? Almost the same thing, except just a regular dragon instead of a wonderlandragon at 5 on mine.

>> No.16504053

You say that now but will you say it when a tomboy clone of Dragon Seibah shows up and demands to see the man that romanced her mother?

>> No.16504057

She's using mana to conceal her nipples like Passion Lip.

>> No.16504062

>95% chance to avoid rape

That's MGE baby!

>> No.16504067

She wouldn't show up and just "hurt" her. She would challenge her for a duel to show off her strength.
She would probably put me up for a few fights too.

>> No.16504070
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Don't fall for the loli's tricks and schemes!

>> No.16504071

"Say hi to your new dad?"

>> No.16504072

>put me up for a few fights

That doesn't sound very caring.

>> No.16504079


>> No.16504081

Oh boy.
You just opened an entirely new can of worms.
Enjoy being spied upon by Mordred.

>> No.16504083

Would you buy her the sweets?

>> No.16504086

this is probaly the theme for most people here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76vSFX9XpGc [Embed]

>> No.16504087

If she actually tells me the way, sure.

>> No.16504088

All the sweets she could eat.

>> No.16504092
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Tim is a cool dude.

>> No.16504095

Don't worry, she would polish me up nicely and I would like to show her how strong I am too.

>> No.16504099
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I've always wanted to release a few dire chupacabras near a sabbath temple, can't loli'fy what ya can't catch, and is thirsty

>> No.16504101


>> No.16504103

Hey I might not be like his old father...mother...whatever but she doesn't have to hide from me.

>> No.16504115

>Hotglue night
Great, now I want to write about a pocket Automaton.

>> No.16504126

But then she wouldn't see how you and Fa-MOTHER act in Private.

The only one fit for her mother must really be something special and she wants to see it for her self.

>> No.16504128


No, I didn't misread you.

>> No.16504133

I think minigirls are cute to look at, but they hold no appeal in the fuckability department unless they're MGE Fairy sized.

>> No.16504134
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So ancient Megalodon mersharks are as big as her?

>> No.16504135

We get it, you like them novels about fucking king Arthur in a skirt

>> No.16504148

They're going to be at the 7-8ft range instead of giantess-tier.

>> No.16504158

That would be best.

>> No.16504167
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at what height are we in giantess territory

>> No.16504168


You are now imagining Dire Undead Horse Pussy Waifu.

>> No.16504183
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like this?

>> No.16504187


>> No.16504193

I'm really not, but I swear I've heard this song. Invincible can't be it's name because I've got nothing by that name in my collection of Wow soundtracks, but I've heard this song.

>> No.16504194

Aren't Mersharks already 6-7ft minimum? Where's that species height chart

>> No.16504198


>> No.16504205

If you account the shark half that's pretty small for an average one.

>> No.16504211

I personally view up to 8 feet as still can be excused as just 'really really tall'
8 to 14 feet is mini-gts and best
14 to 30 feet is small giantess
30 to 60 is normal giantess
Anything more than that is 'unworkable' or completely unfeasible in anything outside of a one-shot scenario or unless the world is built around their existence specifically

>> No.16504222

i back this chart

>> No.16504238


>fighting back against the Monster Girl menace means you're the villain

Protecting the human race is not a villainous action, anon.

>> No.16504242
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Or the single greatest thing from western fantasy cinema: https://youtu.be/uZ_Hjv_mCrc?t=110


>> No.16504269

Look I draw the line here.

She can listen from the door but I don't want to know when she's doing it.

>> No.16504277

But humanity is not worth protecting.

>> No.16504280

>Ride for ruin
What's the psychology behind this sentiment? The vikings were the same.

>> No.16504295

But that's just going to make her MORE curious,
She may even want you to show her what was done without MOTHER

>> No.16504302

Men have a primal urge to wreck shit and on some level to be put into dire scenarios so as to be able to prove their worth as men
When you are or want to get really amped up speaking to that in front of a crowd of men will speak to that part of them and help them ignore the thought of dying long enough to fight hard

>> No.16504304

It basically means that even if the odds are grossly stacked against you, even impossible, it's better to ride and meet the world's ending with a sword in hand rather than die like a coward in the dirt.

>> No.16504310

Rather burn up than fade away. Go out and earn your death like the warrior you know you are.

>> No.16504313


>> No.16504321

Oh lorks.

>> No.16504322
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That's an old drawing!!! i feel ashamed every time it gets posted, have the updated version.

>> No.16504324

>ignore the thought of dying long enough to fight hard
But the entire message is "Die well, motherfucker." What do you think ride for ruin means?

Yeah, but what's the psychology behind it? Why are men inspired to go out with a bang?

>> No.16504330

I don't have one.

>> No.16504331

Cute eldritch abomination.

>> No.16504336

Huge fan. Keep up the good work drawing those cute MGs.

>> No.16504342

Everyone wants to believe that their final moments have impact. Its simply the most hopeful way to approach coming death.

>> No.16504345

If you dwell on the reality of death for too long, it will catch up to you and your natural instinct as a living being will cause you to panic or fear or try and survive as opposed to continue charging in to slay more orcs
In the moment fantasizing or glorifying death in a manner so as to separate the idea of death from the reality of death helps people push aside that natural instinct
So in a way, even saying 'die well motherfucker' is helping the individual ignore the truth of death, which is cessation of thought and empty voids and all of that existential nastiness that doesn't give a care in the world if you spent our last moments with a sword in your hand or shitting on the john

>> No.16504347

>Why are men inspired to go out with a bang?
Guys I think there's a monster girl in our midst.

>> No.16504350


>> No.16504352

Do it anon, she'll show you that she can be even better than MOTHER

>> No.16504359

No, I have the same instinct, but that doesn't mean I understand it.

I suppose so.

>> No.16504363

Right she's grounded.

>> No.16504372

>Youtube vids embeded as advertisements

>> No.16504373

Meant for

>> No.16504374

But Whhhhhhhhhy?

>> No.16504388

No dicking the daughteru, even if adopted.

>> No.16504390
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Guys I only just discovered monster girls and I think I'm falling in love with one.

Wat do?

>> No.16504392

What species? Directions will follow.

>> No.16504393


Accept it.

>> No.16504395

Welcome to the family son.

>> No.16504396

>TFW no stories with fairies in them
You guys disappoint me more than I do my own parents

>> No.16504398

thank you, i will! i apreciate the support.

One of these days when im art blocked i'll come to drawfag your monster waifus!

>> No.16504400

She is a consenting adult that was speed aged and she wants to see whats so great about the thing you do with mother!

>> No.16504401

>Wat do?
Lurk more, that's wut do

>> No.16504402

This >>16504392
You may not be alone, but its best to at least explore around first

>> No.16504405
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Accept your flaw and find a nice paladin-chan to correct your corruption-stained mind.

>> No.16504406

Embrace it fully, and keep the shitposts and unrelated images to a minimum.

>> No.16504411


>> No.16504412

So you're a newfag?

Lurk and don't start shit.

>> No.16504413
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As long as you keep drawing cute Shogs, I'll be content.

>> No.16504417
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Here she is. Pls no bully

>> No.16504422

Queen of ass slaps. Beat her rump like bongos and they will go crazy for you.

>> No.16504423

>Monkey pussy
Decent choice.

>> No.16504424
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Could armor be made from discarded Mershark teeth? Because I'm starting to imagine their potential to be used in the construction of Automaton equipment.

>One of these days when im art blocked i'll come to drawfag your monster waifus!
Bless you.

>> No.16504425

Good taste. I hope you stick your banana in her and don't let go.

>> No.16504428

I'll tell her when she's older.

>> No.16504430

She can find that out for herself by finding her own husband. And no age advancements for you, missy.

>> No.16504432

>monkey butt
Nice! Enjoy your crazy suspended congress shenanigans.

>> No.16504434

Obviously making teeth into armor would be a strenuous process. Weapons would make more sense.

>> No.16504435

She is though!
She's a grown adult, even if she doesn't quite look like one!

Then she'll just make you her husband!
Then you'll have to teach her!

>> No.16504437


>> No.16504438

What if you make an armor made of Mershark teeth to protect against weapons made from Mershark teeth, is it a good idea?

>> No.16504444

Fine choice, a bit vanilla for my tastes but as to be expected of a newcomer. Now lurk and read the world guides and we'll see if you stick around once you get a better picture of the setting

>> No.16504446

>Then she'll just make you her husband!
Nope, I'm taken. And no matter how much we love her, her mother has a spotless record with eliminating love rivals. That's a pun, she's horrifically messy. I mean jesus, you'll find parts of the body stuck on the ceiling that have no business being outside of the body.

>> No.16504450

Right, Mama-Nero will explain through one of her five hundred act plays.

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>> No.16504452

>delinquent reputation but a delicate spirit, "Mershark".
A best.

>They're often used as materials for accessories, and sometimes they give them as symbolic gifts to men, giving a part of themselves to him.
Cute. Cute!

>> No.16504455

Why her

>> No.16504456

>not giving your adopted daughter a promotion

>> No.16504459

What the fuck is this garbage
Reads like a fucking 14 year old wrote it

>> No.16504463

To be fair, this wouldn't be the first time they killed each other.

Anon, her mother is the blue one.
And one she gets her sanity back, you're going to have a daughter that wants the D from you harder than ever, along with a warped sense of 'common' bedtime shenanigans.

Cumflation is normal right?
EXTREME cumflation?

>> No.16504466

>self inserting to the point where you use your name for the MC
>It reads like an RP chatlog

>> No.16504472

She's cute and has a tom-boyish personality I guess. Don't get me wrong though, all the MG's are damn cute, but she was the one for me.

>> No.16504475

What's a praxis?

>> No.16504478

Well crap.

And they're ALL her mothers now.

>> No.16504480

A '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''setting'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' for monstergirls

>> No.16504488

>To be fair, this wouldn't be the first time they killed each other.
Yes it would, don't reach your grubby daughter dicking fingers back into my family history and try to change things. It's not happening.

>> No.16504491

You've only made her want it more.
This is why you don't do dragon harems, anon.

They tend to grow.

Nero is also a bad teacher about courtly love.

>> No.16504492

Is this a new one?

>> No.16504495

Did i miss something? i feel like i should know about what you guys are shitting on.

>> No.16504496

Read back on the conversation anon.
Your daughteru and her mother have killed each other once upon a time.

>> No.16504497
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>Doesn't even appear to be proofread
>Reads like a middle-schooler wrote it
>In the same tier of shit as 2013 - 2014 Alp, Ovaries, and Sukiru Ikeda

>> No.16504504

If I remember correctly someone got buttmad over MGE so they went and made their own setting with blackjack and hookers.
It turned out about as well as you might expect.

>> No.16504506

That's good to hear, anon, I'm glad you found her.
>All the MG's are damn cute
And that's a good attitude to have, all the girls have their merits. Who are your other favourites?

>> No.16504511

Again? what's with all the pseudo-KCs?

>> No.16504513

Oh well.

>> No.16504514

>Your daughteru and her mother have killed each other once upon a time.
No they haven't.

>> No.16504516

I think they should exist, since KC said that big Atlach-Nachas are a thing so I don't see why a big Wendigo couldn't exist.

>> No.16504517

Once upon a time, there was a lunatic who couldn't draw or write and thought KC's setting and monsters were shit. So he drew and wrote his own, then kept bugging everyone at his forum to use his setting, including Iron Beast. When Iron Beast said no, the lunatic sent him a badly drawn picture of him crying with some of his own monstergirls.

It's the most autistic thing ever, and would be almost Sonichu levels if Raet was just a tiny bit crazier.

>> No.16504518

You know how we argue/discuss alot about the various more eccentric parts of the MGE setting such as child-blowjob-practice-fruit or the fact that more than half of the MGs would have no problem raping a man on sight if single?
Some snowflakes couldn't hang with the fact that sometimes its okay to just have a general acceptance and loose application of headcanon to either accept or politely ignore that kind of stuff and went and made a name for their own wank setting

>> No.16504522

>anon accidentally causes his adopted daughteru to want the D big time.
>"Oh well!"
>Laugh track plays before he's tackled by daughter, Dragon Nero, and Liz and brought into a forceful love making session as credits roll.
>After credits scene is dragon Arturia joining in after a sigh of disappointment at the sight.

>> No.16504531

Didn't know Fate was monstergirls
That grand order shit is more absurd than I thought apparently

>> No.16504537

>Me and My Dragonm Wives was filmed in front of a live studio audience

>> No.16504549
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FGO does have pic-related.

>> No.16504556

Here is how it would go down for me.
>be fighting MGs
>clear out a couple before one catches my gaze
>can't tell what MG she is
>get into brawl with unknown MG, full armor and all
>knock helmet off
>long hair falls and starts forming tendrils
>its a Kejourou my waifu
>both stare at each other for a moment
>fall for each other then and there
>start fighting along with waifu for the glory of MGs

>some time later
>encounter old unit and they recognize me
>"What happened to you, Anon? You were like a brother to us! Why have you betrayed us?"
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR0N2eguwb8 starts playing
>"I had seen the true meaning of my life and I will do anything for her!"
>my old unit will see the true meaning too...

Side question: do you think that Kejourou can make fists with their hair or just do tendrils? I need to know because of reasons.

>> No.16504557

That's just the sound of your mind coping with the pelvis shattering and fantastic group cuddling that is about to ensue.

>> No.16504563

Whips and tendrils would be more fitting. the don't have to be a densely packed.

>> No.16504564

They would be mounted cavalry, and use their hair as a lance.

>> No.16504566

Not so sure about the fists. I guess magic can do anything, but there'd be no weight behind a fist just made of hair. They seem more the 'constricting' type. But don't let that stop your dream of having a Kej use her hair as a Stand.

>> No.16504567

I think I would be more of the 'clandestine international organization dedicated to securing and containing the monster girl threat.'


>> No.16504571

Tamamo must count.

>> No.16504574


That's a good pick. This is your life now.

>> No.16504577
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>corruption by monstergirl and subsequent joining of MG army
Delightful! More people should strive for this, really.

>> No.16504581

The Tamamos, Atlanta, the Lizs, Shuten, and Ibaraki.

Also best book for living doll.

>> No.16504585

Grand Order did the world a favor and finally gave Medusa a properly sexy Gorgon form.

>> No.16504592

Cutest gorgon.
Eurayle isn't bad either.

>> No.16504594

Oh I haven't played the thing, I was just curious why people were going on about Saber recolors one through nine suddenly being dragons

>> No.16504596

The thing about all these Fate people is that they're supposed to be legendary heroes, right? What legend follows a fat-bottomed, slutty Oni?

>> No.16504597
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Werecats need more love.

>> No.16504601

Agreed, they need more bellyrubs.

>> No.16504604

There's a certain irony to the fact that catgirls were often the initial inspiration for most of the big Monstergirl authors and artists, and yet they feature very minimally or aren't really paid attention to much within their works

>> No.16504606

They're good, but as far as cats go I prefer Sphinxes.

>> No.16504610

Some werecats should adopt traits from IRL cats

>Persian with kej-tier hair
>Maine Coon are taller with long hair
>Turkish Vans that loves swimming


>> No.16504616

>Orange tabby with an unusual love for lasagna

>> No.16504619


OK, wasn't sure about what they would go for. I'm trying to write something where a Kej is fighting some thugs and I couldn't decide on fists or tendrils. I figures fists would be too far out there.

I have an idea for story, but I'm slowly working on story mentioned above.

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>> No.16504621

I want a flame-tip Siamese Werecat.

>> No.16504622

Ah, that's probably talking about Lancer.

>> No.16504624

Oh, so they should leave dead animals at the foot of your bed.

>> No.16504627

In no order:

Jabberwock, Ren, Cursed Sword, Lava Golem, Unagi, Manticore, Satyros, Salamander, Raiju, Jubjub, Apophis, Mindflayer, Dragon and last but not least everyone else

>> No.16504632
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Makes me glad that I'm so low-tier that nobody would ever ask me what first ignited my love of monster girls all those years ago.

>> No.16504650
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Very cute.

We have several aligned tastes. And another Cursed Sword fan is always welcome to see.

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Good taste

>> No.16504684

No, they bring live mouse girls they found trying to break into your house.

>> No.16504692
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God I love Hellhounds.

>> No.16504695

Would you let another anon pet your hellhound waifu once in a completely platonic 'just want to see what they feel like' way?

>> No.16504696
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me too!
what do you like about hellhounds?

>> No.16504697

>What innocent thoughts are rattling around in that silly hellpup's head?

>> No.16504698

t. guy being hold hostage by a Hellhound.

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Only if she was comfortable with it!

I like their wild personalities and fluffy bodies!


That Hellhound abs picture can't be finished soon enough.

>> No.16504703

This is fucking awful.
Even Knuckles on the wiki displays a higher skill level.

>> No.16504705

>"Is there any way to do a DOUBLE mating press? I bet if I just rape him EVEN HARDER it could work..."

>> No.16504706

meant for >>16504697

>> No.16504709


This is probably the most interesting thing Nekopara did.

>> No.16504719

I'm gonna become the greatest Beastmaster by taming a Hellhound!

I'll start with Mouse Girls and work my way up!

>> No.16504721

>tfw your monster waifu doesn't have much art

It hurts tbq. Though the art she does get is good.

>> No.16504727

Anyone have any good wallpapes of monster qt's? I need to change my bg and I can't find any images big enough.

>> No.16504730

Can i tame my own Holsts? i want my own dairy farm.

>> No.16504735

No, but it would be a great vetting process for who you associate with.

>> No.16504736

Yes, simply learn the trombone, and you will bone.

>> No.16504739

Dude, even some of the worst TFT writers display higher skill.

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>> No.16504756

At the time, I honestly did think I'd at least have more time to write. Oh, what a fool I am.


Hopefully things'll be better soon.

>> No.16504765

To be honest if I manage to write a Mershark short. she'd have attributes of a Bull or Great White.

>> No.16504766

>human ears
>no fluffy Werecat paws
Hot diggity damn, welcome back from the dead again.

>> No.16504768

>Bull or gerat white shark
So excessively aggressive or a basic bitch?

>> No.16504773

That's adorable. I wanna see that drawn with Holsts

>> No.16504775

Absolutely wrong. At the same time Attila isn't better than her. Attila would make the superior sword waifu, for starters.

>> No.16504777

Yes. But I have other things to pursue. Many guds to be got.

>> No.16504785

>Many guds to be got
Here's praying that the last DLC rescues DS3's dumpster fire story. Ashes was good for actual gameplay, but didn't do shit for the story.

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>> No.16504806

I once caught a four foot Bullshark in the Gulf off of Florida, fought the thing for a damn half hour
It was a pretty thing, and we let it go on its way afterward

>> No.16504810
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Why do big Wendigos look so good with SoulsBorne weapons?

>> No.16504811

So, a testosterone-fueled hyper rage machine, or a huge athletic girl who can jump out of the water?

>> No.16504817

I don't have enough insight to tell you, Anon.

>> No.16504819

Probably because both are heavily inspired by the writings of H.P. Lovecraft?

>> No.16504823

Do people actually waifu Wendigos? I've seen people willing to meld with Shogs, become squids for flayers, and bite the loli eternally for Nachos, but I haven't seen anyone accepting becoming the coatmonster despite the general appreciation for the non-married Wendigo form.

>> No.16504827

What's it called when you're taller than your waifu, but you slouch on the couch so you can nestle your head beneath her chin?
I want to do that with my Demon waifu while she strokes my hair and I play games.

>> No.16504828

>mfw there are perverted men who go fishing for monstergirls so they can have a quick fuck and then relase them without waifuing them
When will the monster authorities crack down on such a degenerate behaviour?

>> No.16504830

I'd waifu a thicc ara ara Wendigo, but I don't really want to become a coatmonster.
Not unless I can exchange the monster arms for Gundam arms or some shit.

>> No.16504834

It's just for fun man, no hard feelings.

>> No.16504838

Hey Lant, didn't you at one time offer commissions for stories? Do you still do that?

>> No.16504839

It was a 'manhood' moment! Grandpa and Dad was out there with me! We all drank in a dive bar to celebrate afterward!

>> No.16504840

Ah the sweet art it sings to me.

>> No.16504842

I mean canonically that describes what the large majority of Monstergirls themselves do to men so

Oh wait I mean 'monstergirls are pure', my bad

>> No.16504847

Any girl would look good with the right weapon and a bit of fashion souls
>Oni with the Dragon's Tooth
>Cursed Sword with Artorias Greatsword
>Nightmare with Elfride's Scythe
>Gremlin with a Stake Driver
>Redcap with a Beast Cutter

>> No.16504852

...its enough to make a man hard!

Silly Childhood-friend anon, she could just use her magic to make herself temporarily taller or you temporarily shorter

>> No.16504853

Are you implying that the monster authorities are biased towards monsters?

>> No.16504855

>Gremlin with a Stake Driver
Automatons would also look good with one of those.

>> No.16504862

Aaaah, I see. Double rape standards! When a monstergirl does it its just 'girls will be girls' eh? But when a man does it suddenly all of the matriarchy gets up in arms! This is sexual harassment! And not the good kind! I'd hire a lawyer if they weren't all horny Tanuki!

>> No.16504865

But anon, I want to cuddle with my shorter girlfriend.
Do you understand how cute a 5' 4" demon is?

>> No.16504867

Oh fuck yes, you're still with us!

While I think the Paladins can be a force for good, James is a bit of a dick.

>> No.16504872
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Any robot with a pile bunker-type weapon just immediately makes me think of Big O.

>> No.16504879
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I'm sure she is, but we differ there, friend. Mine is quite tall, taller than me by half a foot. Do you understand how hot a seven 7' Demon is?

>> No.16504880

I shudder at the thought of how a "masculinist" would be in that world.

>> No.16504884

Yes, basically.

>> No.16504885

I'll admit both kinds are amazing.

>> No.16504888

No chance of that catching on anywhere near where Monstergirls have access to them, considering how Monstergirls have absolutely no qualms or taboos on just raping men and wouldn't give even a second to being shamed for doing so.

>> No.16504893

Good taste. Also, it seems you have the version of that image without the womb markings.

>> No.16504894

I imagine he would still get raped, but it would get him mad as fuck everytime, to the point that he would start rambling incoherently every time he gets raped, it would be quite the thing to hear.

>> No.16504899

Two facets of the same lovely blueberry pie.
It saddens me our Demonfus will never get the chance to meet each other with us. I've enjoyed hearing about your escapades with her.

>> No.16504904

There are some less popular MG species that sound perfect for that kind of guy. Or rather, some species that could actually act like their natural profile suggests without necessarily having to become more 'standard'

>> No.16504914

Wait, you're alive? It just shows that our writefags never truly die. Unless they're Parkedbuggy.
Loved the chapter, looking forward to more on the weird sword of his.

>> No.16504923

The story keeps getting increasingly mysterious. More updates when

>> No.16504931

I was thinking of a yandere Kej who would strangle potential rivals with her hair last night. I should have written that while the thought was fresh.

>> No.16504973

Not a fan of the story but good to see you back.

>> No.16505004

Valona a shit shinki

>> No.16505010

Anon, I have some bad news for you about shark casual sex.

>> No.16505025

>Sperm storage
They are literal cumdumps, holy shit.

>> No.16505039

Rude, but it does play into their profile of being clingy.

>> No.16505041

It makes me sad to know that I'll never take advantage of the fact that despite being kinky as hell my waifu is weak to romantic and cute gestures.
An eskimo kiss would make her face flush purple.

>> No.16505066

Adorable. Those are the best kind, you know.

>> No.16505071

I'd love to be the husband to a big, brash, and muscled, oni that comes home and demands I 'Get ready for some Breedin'" only for her to start blushing when she sees I made a nice dinner for her.
Sex that night would be loving femdom.

>> No.16505073
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>Making a blueberry blush
This will never not be cute.

>> No.16505083

Oh, so that's how purple MGs get their skin.

>> No.16505088

Lilims are whiteberries

>> No.16505098

I keep saying that I'm not going away until I'm done with the stories I want to tell. I just don't have the time, and what spare time I get I'm drained to the point that I'm not in the right headspace.

Fun fact, though: the scene with Sylvia was actually the first part of the story I actually wrote.

>> No.16505099

That's a cute idea. Monstergirl comes home wanting to go full rape on their husband but gets romancestruck when they see how he planned out a cute and lovey-dovey evening.
>This dinner is so thoughtful
>he lit candles and got massage oil
>he ordered that movie we both wanted to see

The conflicting urge to appreciate his efforts and urge to lovingly hardcore fuck his brains out both rising as he shows more affection is fun.

>> No.16505107

That's how I imagine my waifu as well. She's into all sorts of weird roleplay and other sorts of things she picked up, but she's weak to mushy romantic sex.

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>> No.16505131

It's silly but I always like when the traditional 'Anonymous' is depicted in these, bald head, black suit and all. Weird kinda nostalgia to it.

>> No.16505134

>Monstergirl going home from work
>She's fuming, she's mad. It was a bad day.
>The one thing on her mind is the human boy she has a date with.
>Cute, 10/10 on the rapebait scale. She's going to shove him to the ground and ride his dick until she feels better, his consent be damned.
>She gets there and what should be waiting for her but a lovingly home cooked meal and lit candles.
>Not just any candles, these ones smell like caramels. The decadent ones from a Desert Kingdom too.
>She's disarmed, doesn't know what to do.
>And that's when he hits her with the second punch and brings out a slice of fresh baked apple pie and the apples are fucking spiced with cinnamon from the mist kingdom.
>And while she's reeling, the third punch hits. He's got a movie for them to watch together, and it's the one she's been meaning to see forever.
>Surely he doesn't have comfy blankets does he? Ha. Foolish. Of course he does.
>At the end of the night she feels like she'd feel awful if she raped him.
>And then he whispers to her that he'd be okay with it.
>The next morning she wakes up still on top of him with him still inside her.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how married is that guy?
Monstergirls gotta watch out for the romantics.

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I wonder what kind of lewd things my waifu would whisper into my ear.

>> No.16505148

What a polite, refined-looking Hellhound.

>> No.16505152

What I'd dream of being

>> No.16505153

>"Hey. Hey darling."
>"Clear your schedule for the next week, I'm ovulating."

>> No.16505160

>'I'm ovulating.'
My fearboner is adamantium right now.

>> No.16505162

I dare Anon to go into the swamp that's the territory of those Louisiana Gator Girls.

>> No.16505163

I can see your tricks, Dark Mage.

>> No.16505169
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She's a princess in the streets and a beast in the sheets.

>> No.16505180

Gators love romance and slow gentle love.

>> No.16505183

I remember one with a taste for marshmallows

>> No.16505185

I want to be a small town naive southern boy who unwittingly enters the deep south swamps and ask the mighty tall onee-san gator girl directions.

>> No.16505186
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So with the mention of merlion in the enty notes we have yet another race of monster to add to ones KC has mentioned having plans or at least ideas for in the future. Has anyone compiled a full list? Of them which are you looking most forward to?

Ones I can list at this time:

Fire drake
Frost dragon
Black dragon
Red Queen (though this and the white queen may be individuals and not races)
White Queen
Dinosaur-based girls (albeit he notes there was no dinosaur era in his world).
Garuda (though I wonder if he replaced this with gandharva)

Of these the quetzalcoatl is the one I am most looking forward to. I've always loved feathered serpents in art and KC has proven to have only gotten better with time at drawing lamias.

>> No.16505187
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>Are you implying that the monster authorities are biased towards monsters?
Not when the serial hugger is at large

>> No.16505188

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that checking 'open' to moving on the dating sites means that MGs can kidnap you globally.

Sometimes they don't even do it themselves and you end up in a cargo plane full of Russian speaking lizardman mercs

>> No.16505189

That's because they're lazy delinquents!

>> No.16505193
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>Hellhound is a prim and proper lady in public
>She dresses well & grooms herself
>She's knowledgeable on current events and can carry a dialogue
>She behaves very courteously towards everyone
>Once you're home though, she just as much of a pelvis-shattering monster as any of her species
>No, she is even moreso from having to repress herself
>During the day, she's a perfect wife
>But once the doors close, you exist solely to fulfill her perverted desires
I want this so much

>> No.16505194
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Does anybody have the screencap of the hellhound tail wagging post?

>> No.16505198

i want to be kidnapped by a nerdy dire vampire and be chained up,just for her to find out during the mating that she cant take it out and the nerdpire already used manticore barbs on me thinking she could easily torture and pull out anytime

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this one?

>> No.16505205

>Blackberry fuckmuffin
There's only one guy I know of who'd actually use those two words unironically like that

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>Y-You are, dear!

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All I want in life is rough loving from a Hellhound.

That's it, thanks!

>> No.16505224

I want to be kidnapped by a old CC dragon and be raped and cuddled to only say that im not ever leaving her and its the best thing to happen to me.

>> No.16505227
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How rough are we talking here?

>> No.16505229

That's at least a Dragon level threat on the romance warning system, maybe even God level
That's that boy your monstermom warns you about, the kind that turns you into a cute, lovey-dovey PURE overnight

>> No.16505230

Don't forget the knightly shrimpgirls.

>> No.16505231

RIP Loen

Ruined by butter face

>> No.16505232

And that's how anon got a dire damphir daughter

>> No.16505237

White Cap
Shrimp Knight

>> No.16505246
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>White Cap
Those are just satisfied Red Caps.

>> No.16505249

Is it really PURE if you're having rough wild amazon position and reverse mating press sex even if you cuddle afterwards?

>> No.16505251

one thing i dont get, according to the wiki MG demand more semen when they are pregnant right? then it states the more semen they get the more lewd the daugheru will be

husbando can simply not win with a pure daugheru

>> No.16505258

Yes, it was with mutual consent

>> No.16505265

loens still working on that jabber daki r-right?

>> No.16505268
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Gib fluffy tail KC!

>> No.16505269

Would her mother really complain if the next time she saw her daughter she had five granddaughterus in tow?

>> No.16505275

>Hi mommy here are my five daughers!
>oh and he is husbando, ALL MINE

>> No.16505282

The repercussions for being PURE'D in the MG world are much more lenient and acceptable than their inverse parallel in our world
Some of the more old-school traditional monstermoms may lament their daughters becoming such obedient, devoted housewives at an early age as back in their day they raped any man they could find until they were twenty before settling down with a husband, but in the end they'll accept it.

>> No.16505288

I want to fuck that slutty squirrel.

>> No.16505294

>Mom, I'm home.
>"How was your date dear? Did he cry much?"
>...Mom I think he's the one.
>"Wh-so soon? But didn't you rape him?"
>No, he wanted it. He was so sweet and kind and he just made me think my heart was going to burst out of my chest.
>"Dear. Are you going pure on me?"
>So what? He makes me feel wonderful! ...And he's not bad in bed either.
>"...Give me the details~"
No matter how traditional, no momster can resist hearing about their daughter's love life.

>> No.16505300

See? It ain't so bad. Its just the initial shock is all.
That was really cute.

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>> No.16505324

Is that a loli Mershark?

>> No.16505326

>Them THICK rear fins
>dem tiny nibbles
Fish are for FUCK not food

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>> No.16505329

Oh shit, that's lovely.

>> No.16505332

Absolutely fantastic. This fish has jumped out of the water, straight into my top 10.

>> No.16505344

A cursory glace reveals some big ol' tiddies so I'm gonna hazard a no.

>> No.16505347

I like the weird ferocious/timid thing they got going on. Being held tightly and she's got tears in her eyes, pouting while possessively gnawing at you is a great feeling.

>> No.16505350

Bandersnatch, Bewilderbeast, Momerath, Revenant, Draugr, and more Chaos babes.

>> No.16505354

Small girls can have big tits too! Not every loli is a member of the Sabbath.

>> No.16505361

It's like an actually accurate threadcanon waifu for once that is lore supported to be all lovey dovey even though they ferociously track you down at first
Nice to see that archetype actually appear canonically instead of just headcanon

>> No.16505365

>MGE sorter doesn't have Mershark yet

>> No.16505376

Like that one manga about the vampire imouto with the shark teeth and the ribbon

>> No.16505384

Big Mersharkbooty.

>> No.16505388

>Your Mershark will never nib nib you

>> No.16505390

You think Porbeagle Mersharks get upset being called midget GW mersharks? I like to think they do

>> No.16505395

The only MG's I'll be fighting are the ones that threaten Humanity. Those who seek peace with us are no enemies of mine. I will protect the relations between Mankind and Monster!


>> No.16505396

>No 41ft merwhalesharkfu with tiny useless teeth to chomp on my torso

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>> No.16505414

I really want a drawing from latenight.

>> No.16505417

Why stop there?

>> No.16505419

Same here anon, same here.

>> No.16505421
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please do more sea bishop? I really want to see yandere, too.

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>> No.16505427
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Man is designed to submit to monsters, one way or another. It's just causing more suffering and unnecessary harm to attempt to fight it.

>> No.16505428

>Can have up to 300 whale pups
I hope you live near the sea

>> No.16505432

No, she and I live on a mountain top, I tow her around in a giant aquarium on wheels

>> No.16505434

Also this

>> No.16505441

But I want humans and monsters to strive for a better future, together!

>> No.16505449

>vampire imouto with the shark teeth and the ribbon
Sauce? I think I missed this at some point.

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You must be a big guy

>> No.16505460

I forgot, I asked for the sauce ages ago, and got it, but I think the series was finished? So I didn't bookmark it.


>> No.16505461

Oh and they will! Just look at Lescatie, where the Monsters are in charge keeping everything in order while the husbands don't have to worry about a thing. THAT'S a better future, one without the poor, fragile bodied and fragile minded humans stumbling about in the darkness with no sense of direction or fulfillment.
No one has to die- just an orderly and enjoyable transition from woman to monster and more willing incubi to provide spirit energy for their loving, protecting manomo wives. That's much better than fighting, isn't it?

>> No.16505468

I'm not sure about others but for my dragonfu i'd gladly become a househusband.

It is a better future, no murder, no worries about climate, money, and you'll be raped otherwise!

Its a society that's better then ours at least.

>> No.16505475


What of my self determination? Ambitions? Hopes and dreams? Surely I won't cast those to the side for mere sexual gratification?

>> No.16505484

>Ambitions? Hopes and dreams?
You're gonna have to elaborate.

>> No.16505488
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Thinking back to monster habitats, ie dragons occupying caves, harpies living in trees, mermaids having rape caverns, arachne having dusty old webbed houses, and so on; which monster girl would give the optimum environment for cuddling?

>> No.16505489

Shogs are literally your bed, so....

>> No.16505494

For instance, in a world as you suppose should be the way it is, I wouldn't even have say in who I get married to! What if I wanted to marry an Inari but through a series of events I become coerced into sex and marriage by a Hellhound? What if on one of my Oceanographic research expeditions I am captured by a Kraken and dragged to the bottom of the ocean where I will live out the rest of my days never seeing my family ever again?

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See? Smart guy here. Lucky guy too, with a big powerful Dragon to keep him safe and happy. Man needs that. They even deserve it.

Of course you can still have those! You'll have plenty of time to pursue those things in between the times lovingly spent giving all of your love to your monster betrothed. After all, you'll be living ages upon ages longer than any human ever dreamed of once you become an Incubus. My ambitions are to be stronger, my dreams to fight and win for a cause, and that all can be provided upon working it out with one's monster bride!

>> No.16505496

You don't need too. You dont need to be a househusband, you can be the breadwinner. Its up too you. Just follow the laws and everything will be fine.

Unless it ends up like Lescatie, then your forced to become one. Shitty i know.

Corruption shouldn't be mandatory, but ill admit its inevitable with a monster waifu.

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Just look at how happy she is to become your Christmas tree.

>> No.16505504

Well that's comforting. But honestly I would prefer it if my fellow men had the choice between choosing a monster and a human as wife. That is the only issue I have is the monster-human dynamic.

Also comforting, I'll be sure to stay away from Lescatie.

>> No.16505514

>What if I wanted to marry an Inari but through a series of events I become coerced into sex and marriage by a Hellhound?
Hellhounds aren't that common unless you actively hang around their environs, which are not typical human hangouts. i.e. your fault lad. Fortunately for you, Inari are easier to find than most MGs in "safe" territory.

Single example aside, if you want a particular girl it is up to you to have the fortitude and willpower to get to the girls you want. Your say in the matter is the effort you put forth.
You want a Dragon? Guess what, you've got to EARN that. Don't want to get claimed by a vanilla Slime? Put forth the effort.
The onus falls on you, which I suppose is what you wanted, no?

>> No.16505516
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Someone's been reading Wandering Scholar, I see. Monstergirls aren't always just these thoughtless rape machines with no perception of a man's choice! Plus its not like you HAVE to stay with a monster once you have sex with her. You ultimately get a say in that, and thanks to Manamo Mana, you're mostly guaranteed to be able to keep moving on until you find the right one! Probably!
Did you know some monsters are actually very, very intelligent and even sign official contracts with their loved ones in a very formal arrangement? Those ones are the best. They'll let you do whatever you wantwithin reason and not too far from home!

Lescatie was... overzealous. I've no beef with the lilim but they certainly can go a bit on the overboard side. But everyone IS happy there now at least. They just needed convincing.

>human as wife
Well, you won't have to worry about that once the Demon Lord's plan comes through, so no need to even bring up something so stupid.

>> No.16505521

High class undead and lilim would probably have a mansion or such.
Ryus would be nice if you like nip shrines.
Otohime has Ryugujo
I personally like Ice Queens and their palaces since I fucking hate heat.

>> No.16505522

Well yes, I'm just saying that the crippling disappointment of striving for marrying my wife only to get claimed by someone else because she wouldn't listen to my insistence that I was seeing another girl

>> No.16505524

In that case it sounds like the fault was you not fucking her or the other way around.
In which case all I gotta say is "he who hesitates is lost."

>> No.16505526

You blueberry lovers are alright. I haven't read Wandering Scholar, I'm actually fairly new to these threads. But when you present your arguments like so, I can see that my fears were largely baseless. Can Monstergirls bear sons? I'm not so sure of the rules and that's why I asked if humans could take human wives.

>> No.16505533

No, that's the Demon Lord's endgame though

>> No.16505534

General consensus is that they cannot, but a few anons have tossed ideas around because monstergirls only birthing daughterus gets kinda dystopic kinda quick.

>> No.16505538

Oh you're so fresh its precious.
"Wandering Scholar" is the in universe author of the majority of the stuff in Monster Girl Encyclopedia. He's mostly reliable but is kinda operating off of the initial assumption that Monsters are still these fearsome beings that have ill intentions.
I recommend giving a read through of the basics of MGE. To answer your questions though, particularly if Monstergirls can bear sons, that's kinda the big plot hitch at least as far as the Demon Lord and her plans go. They cannot as of this time bear sons, and its a slow burn dilemma for the monsters as eventually it would mean there would be no males left. There are however much, much, much fewer Monsters than their are humans, so its a long way off, but in the meantime the Demon Lord is trying to build power by fucking her incubus husband pretty much endlessly until she can 'rewrite the laws of the world'.

Go have a gander at the background/setting stuff on the MGE wiki, it will help clear stuff up.

>> No.16505539

>Can Monstergirls bear sons?
Nope. Not until the MGs win, anyway.

>> No.16505545


Give it a read if you're really interested in the setting.

>> No.16505546

I mean its a long way off from dystopia given the assumed numbers. Eventually the DL will have 'The Big O(rgasm)' and be able to CHIM monsters into being able to have incubus sons.
The Chief God is already in checkmate, DL is just taking her time to end her turn.

>> No.16505548

Is there any way to sort MGE fics by monster in the wiki page or something?

>> No.16505552

>Can Monstergirls bear sons?
Apparently on super duper ultra rare occasions they could birth human sons even during the era of the previous Demon Lord, and due that rareness it's nothing really notable.

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>> No.16505555

I don't think this has been updated for a while but it is a list sorted by MG.

>> No.16505556

>reading wiki fics
why on gods green earth would you do that
are there well written ones hidden there?

>> No.16505562

Its not like they're written ON the wiki, they're linked out to pastebins and stuff. Some of the stuff from writers from here are even linked in this list >>16505555

Its a crap shoot, sure, but the idea of having stories sorted by monster is really nice. Its annoying going through a MG author's pastebin where they just have title names and no tags within to identify which monsters appear.

>> No.16505569

I'm looking for well written ones, but haven't started. Sorting helps rather than going through everything from A-Z. Wish I could do that for the pastebin ones too l, but I can't.
Favourite monster is not really popular either, so this would help in looking for any material


>> No.16505572

Is there a list of waifufags who come here? I feel like we've gotten a lot more lately.

>> No.16505573

No problem, and actually that one is being updated regularly it seems.

>> No.16505576

What purpose would a list serve?

>> No.16505580

World Guide 1 has a lot of the more extreme stuff though, notably because it centers around characters who are extreme even by monster girl standards. For more positive info on monsters you'll want to look at the material in world guide 2:


>> No.16505584

My curiosity.

>> No.16505590

anon is probably a spy for the monsters and is making note of anons to kidnap and bring to mge land
im one of the many (5-ish?) hellhound-fags

>> No.16505591

That's actually a fair point now that I think of it
KC kinda goes in pretty hard with some of the more taboo stuff in world guide I whereas world guide II does a better job as a big disclaimer saying 'hey monsters do things other than rape and are actually pretty chill once they're married'

>> No.16505592

I'm a bit curious too

>> No.16505593

Source? Everything I've read says that human sons have never been able to be born to monsters, or at least none that have been confirmed. KC even said in a Q and A that this was true in the former age as well (as even back then all female races like lamias and harpies relied on humans for reproduction, they just usually killed the men once reproduction was successful).

>> No.16505594

Two Anubisfags (One's cool and the other's a shitter)
There's also a fellow that likes Cerea, though I can't verify his status as a waifufag

>> No.16505599

I believe Demon-Childhood-Friend waifu anon and Demon Baroness/military leader waifu anon both are pretty new, or at least didn't start talking about their waifus until recently
There are a few other Demon posters recently but I don't know if any of them are waifufags

>> No.16505604

These are the only ones I can always recognize.

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You could contribute that to the writers. World Guide 1 was from the Author, a human. Human perspective on monster behavior, so it seems more extreme. World Guide 2 was written by Saphirette, the Dark Matter elementalist. Monster perspective on monster behavior, so naturally she would see the more extreme aspects with a rosy lens. The info page for World Guide 2 even says she's extremely biased about how great she thinks monster life and the Demon Realm are.

>> No.16505622

Aye, very true. I think its a clever (or maybe he didn't even think of it) device by KC and hope he doesn't ever present a more 'objective truth'. That way you've kinda got a range for how you want to believe stuff goes on in the MGE world that's technically not false.
It's a delicate balance in both satisfying such a wide base of fetishes while at the same time keeping everyone happy by not saying that its necessary for those fetishes to happen while still keeping some semblance of balance and consistency in the lore.

Whom I kidding, many of us have probably thought about it more than KC himself has.

>> No.16505625

And yet the corrections the Wandering Scholar writes in when he thinks she is being biased tend to be pretty nitpicky as far as I can see, and he seems to have no issue with most of her info.

And word of god (i.e. KC) says that when it comes to describing details of a monster's daily life, Saphirette is actually more knowledgeable and accurate than the Wandering Scholar.

>> No.16505630

>guide written by a human portrays monsters as obscene hedonistic serial rapists that will violate men nonstop
>guide written by a monster portrays monsters as kind loving dindu nuffins that only want the best for humanity

With this in mind, who or what would the ideal author for a 3rd World Guide be? Who would have the least bias?

>> No.16505636

A NEET dark mage who just wants to tell everyone (except available men) to stay out of her damn swamp?

>> No.16505637

The Husband
THAT one
The Big Guy

>> No.16505639

We need some sort of third party that has no affiliation with either side for zero bias.
So clearly, we need an ayylien.

>> No.16505640

The Dragonia World Guide is written by a Wyvern Spongebob. Not sure how her bias influences it outside of being a dragon talking about the dragon kingdom and beer.

>> No.16505643
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The Scholar is supposed to be heading to Zippangu, so maybe it'll be one of those girls? They're a lot more balanced than a human or a resident of Lescatie would be in perspective, I think.

>> No.16505648

That's a fucking nuclear amount of smug

>> No.16505652

From what I recall, there's small contingents of hellhoundfags, demonfags, anubisfags myself included , and other popular girls like dragons and such. Then you have the more prominent ones like Wockfag, Gazerfag, KDF etc. I'm sure there's many I'm missing, though.

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I'd be smug too if I managed to convince a mantis to try on lingerie and lewd cosplay.

>> No.16505658

>which monster girl would give the optimum environment for cuddling?
Wight. Find me anything cozier than a library with a fireplace and a large balcony that overlooks a restless ocean and the grey sky, with spectral servants that drop off a pot of coffee and a plate of tasty snacks every two hours or so.

>> No.16505660

A studious shoggoth. Chaos could use a mouthpiece

>> No.16505663

Third World Guide is focused mainly upon Magic and specifically the Militant R&D Group of the Demon Army... The Sabbath.

So probably the Prime Baphomet.
You remember her notes from the MGE-1, yes?
>"Tits suck. Fucking Holsts."

>> No.16505666

Actually I think he already went there, since after MGE 1 came out KC released a bunch of Zipangu monster profiles.

>> No.16505671

>Guide 3 written by militant Mary Sue goat with a grudge against tits
fucking dropped...

>> No.16505673

I anticipate a lot of profanity whenever she loses her composure in the book.

>> No.16505676

Upper class high-ranking monsters other than Wights can have similar setups. Replace restless ocean and with fields of Demon Realm and spectral servants with imp and succubus servants and it would fit with a Demon or lilim

>The Sabbath
I'm interested in learning more specifically about them I suppose for bullying purposes , but I hope there's a section on the Extremist Faction as well

>> No.16505679

But what if she has a Lilim hovering over her shoulder to make sure she doesn't let her bias taint the guide?
Even the Sabbath's leader wouldn't Lolify her boss' daughter.

>> No.16505681

>Replace the good things with wore things and its basically the same

>> No.16505689

>Baphomet forced to be objective or even complement big tits at Lilim-point
That would be hilarious

>> No.16505694

>an entire section of "DARK MAGES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE"

>> No.16505696
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>the strongest weapon against the Sabbath and their dastardly schemes is the meek, docile and timid Holstaur
We should secretly train a super-Holst to fight back. Just in case.

>> No.16505701

Would she know Spanish?

>> No.16505706

Is that like a Mega-Holst?

>> No.16505714

Wait a minute, do we have a MegaMilk MGE Holstaur image?

>> No.16505723
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We have two of them now too. One is the Gazerfag we know and love and the other is newer. (He's decent)
He made pic related.

>> No.16505726

So sad.

>> No.16505737
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If there is one, I haven't seen it, and my cow folder alone is about 200 images deep.

>> No.16505741

NEETsnake will find a husband some day.

Even if it's by force.

>> No.16505747
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I know it's not a monster girl but is this the appropriate size?

>> No.16505750

This is disturbing news.

>> No.16505758

Depends on what you consider waifufag. If you mean it in the casual "favorite girl" sense theres probably a ton, too many to count here. They come and go often. If you mean the really serious waifufags that are dedicated to thejr waifu and would turn down 3d to die a virgin for her or some shit, the list really narrows down. I'd say about 4, maybe 5 of those here. At least that are Monster Girl related. The serious autistic breed of waifufag is rare to find.

>> No.16505762

>dedicated to thejr waifu and would turn down 3d to die a virgin for her or some shit
What if I would turn down 3d, but not becaue of the waifu I just happen to have?

>> No.16505773

Can all monstergirls instinctively deepthroat?
This is an important question

>> No.16505775

You're asking if they have a gag reflex? I can say for certain that snakes don't.

>> No.16505778

>what are Ghouls

>> No.16505779

They can't automatically, but they're all natural learners.

>> No.16505791

There's literally a fruit for the express purpose of young monstergirls getting practice giving blowjobs
I'm sure if they even have a gag reflex they can get rid of it in like three or four pumps, tops

>> No.16505795

I would pay money to see that.
Bullying that goat is too much fun.

>> No.16505801

Would you a John Carpenter's The Thing?

>> No.16505802

>Start watching Voltron Season 2
>Suddenly, Mermaid Aliens
I'm almost entirely certain something sinister is going on, but all the same, they're cute.

>> No.16505815

That doesn't make sense. Why would you just happen to have a waifu? And if you did then turning down another person should mostly be because you're already in a relationship with an anime girl.

But again I don't get why you would just happen to have a waifu. Who the fuck would willingly reject real pussy and emotional fulfillment to be with a fictional anime girl that can't reciprocate their feelings or even interact with them ever, and spend thousands of dollars to try and stave off the fact that you will never ever be with that girl that you will never ever get to meet and even talk to the one you love, and none of your family can know of your shameful desires since theyd either send you to an asylum or just stare and judge you, and likely keep any kids away from you, so instead you must put up with them constantly asking why you don't have a girlfriend yet, since they want cute grandkids of their own and to see their bloodline continue.

Seriously tho who the fuck would willingly choose the waifufag life. It's nothing but lonely suicidal isolation that you can never improve, only cope and pray that there is an afterlife that'll see to it a miracle happens.

>> No.16505818

How is that new show? I saw pics of Voltron ad the lions and really didn't care for them.
I'm also one of those people who enjoyed Voltron Force.

>> No.16505825

I don't throw this around very often and in fact loathe when people do, but

You're pretty new to 4chan, aren't you?

>> No.16505827
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And so on and so forth.

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>> No.16505833

>Who the fuck would willingly reject real pussy and emotional fulfillment
Not worth the effort, honestly.

>All that other shit
Oh, I'm not "I have a secret shrine" tier. I'm not even a waifufag. I just have a waifu in mind.

>> No.16505834

Lonely Ryu is so lonely she's pleasing herself.

>> No.16505837
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Really enjoy it personally. Smartly written, likeable characters, interesting plot, good action, nice animation. I'm absolutely hooked on it.

>> No.16505838

>and none of your family can know of your shameful desires since theyd either send you to an asylum or just stare and judge you, and likely keep any kids away from you, so instead you must put up with them constantly asking why you don't have a girlfriend yet, since they want cute grandkids of their own and to see their bloodline continue

Holy shit we're at the drive in tonight folks, bring out the extra large projection screen

>> No.16505845

Yeah that does sound oddly specific.

>> No.16505847

I'd do far worse

>> No.16505848

Why is Allura a dark elf?
For that matter, why is Pidge a girl and Sven/Shiro the black lion pilot? And why the FUCK is the Blazing Sword a dinky little saber now?

>> No.16505854

This chick is voiced by Shinobu's VA

>> No.16505856

I see. This is an adequate explanation. Thank you.
Why is she ronery?

>> No.16505861

Probably because no one can find her shrine

>> No.16505863

Then we shall quest for it by mandate of God or boredom

>> No.16505864

Because people just tip fedoras and don't believe.
Maybe I'll add her to one of my stories. Like in Dimensionality

>> No.16505867

Because Dark Elves in Space. She's also got adaptive shapeshifting powers.

Because she's actually a girl named Katie who used Pidge as an alias to infiltrate a Space Cadet Corps. after her brother and father went missing. Shiro was kidnapped with them, and after victories in an alien gladiator ring was "Rewarded" with an alien cybernetic weapon-hand, the technology being based on that used by the Black Lion's previous pilot. As for the Blazing Sword... I dunno why it's a laser cutlass now. Questionable design choice, I agree.

>> No.16505883

I'd assume some need training and some don't, though most would be fast learners.

Personally, gently training my waifu and daughteru to deepthroat for inhumanly long periods of time seems like a wonderful time. Oral Slave Day isn't going to celebrate itself!

>> No.16505892

Evening KDF.

>> No.16505894

Hi anon!

>> No.16505907

That doesn't sound like a real holiday. I bet it doesn't even have a date, it's just whenever you feel like it.

>> No.16505913

Training your daughteru? At the risk of sounding naive, how would you do this?

>> No.16505914

Must you?

>> No.16505931
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Dream of Monstergirls tonight, thread

>> No.16505941
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I want to dream of bad girls.

>> No.16505945
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N-No not again!

Keep that Dreamhorse out of my dreams! I need to sleep!

>> No.16505948

The best kind of girl. Nothing better than a cool mayadere beauty to slowly make at-least passably Chaotic/Nuetral

>> No.16505951

It's November 13th for your information anon, not just whenever I want.

Well, we would start by gently brushing the back of her tongue with a soft toothbrush till she can tolerate it, then moving on to more things. After she's comfortable with the toothbrush for a few days we'd move on to me using my fingers to really seek out any vulnerabilities she might have left, and then we'd move on to dildos and even the real thing.

Eventually she'd be up to hard endurance training with a nice long dildo gag strapped down her throat for hours at a time. The dildo would have a convenient breathing hole of course, but after that and training her to hold her breath for longer she'd be ready for anything! I'd do the exact same for my waifu first though, so she can show our daughteru how easy it is.


>> No.16505960

>the real thing
You don't mean to tell me that you'd train your daughteru with your own, would you?

>> No.16505962

I always love observing people's first interactions with KDF

>> No.16505970

These threads are truly magical, I have never seen anything like this KDF fellow before.

>> No.16505972

just get a dream catcher and youll be fine.

>> No.16505974

Of course I would anon, what else do you think I mean by 'the real thing'? I mean, it's the logical next step!

>> No.16505978

He's nice, once you get past all the weird shit.

>> No.16505979

He's a consummate gentleman that just happens to have 'acquired tastes'

>> No.16505980

He's been around for a long time though.
Wanna see something REALLY weird?

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>> No.16505986

I can respect a man with acquired tastes.

Sure! It can't be that weird, right?

>> No.16505989

Well just a little while ago there was this guy who the thread helped discover his true waifu, HIS PURPLE CURTAINS AS AN ITTAN-MOMEN.
Now how is that not weird?

>> No.16505990

>we'd move on to me using my fingers

I find the thought of a little Kobold with teary eyes and gratuitous amounts of saliva dripping down her chin and running down the hand that's meticulously exploring her mount is uncomfortably arousing. I'll just blame you for this.

>> No.16505995

Aww I thought you were gonna hit em with the Doctor Visit KDF pastebin

>> No.16505997

>An Anon discovers that his curtains were his waifu the entire time.
How incredible! It must be nice to know that your waifu is hanging around your house all the time; it must be comforting.

>> No.16505998

I am not aware of this.

>> No.16506003

Nah he tried that one time but that wasn't well received to put it nicely.

>> No.16506004
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Damnit KDF now I want to give my Atlach-Nacha waifu a deepthroat training but I'm sure it'd end very wrong

>> No.16506005

Could you drop me the link? I wish to see how deep this goes

>> No.16506014

Sorry KDF, if you mind

Put on some nice music, makes it go down smooth

>> No.16506018

>KDF is also a writer
Well well well! Wish I had something to write about with passion.

>> No.16506020

What kind of music? I want the full experience

>> No.16506021

oingo boingo - little girls

>> No.16506023

Why would you want to do that? Is that a KDF specific thing?

>> No.16506025

Whoa, Nacho got more fanart.

>> No.16506026

>Buy dreamcatcher on a whim at a flea market
>Old lady that sold it to you said it would ward off all kinds of nightmares
>Hang it up near your bed and go to sleep
>Wake up to lots of shouting
>Turn on a light and see a Nightmare with her hair tangled up in the dreamcatcher

>> No.16506029

I will one day write a story that involves a Nightmare captured in such a manner and being used to fuel a treadmill of lewd dreams.

>> No.16506031

>Thinking anything but a child needs training to take a cock

>> No.16506032

I just want a nice Atlach=Nachadashi to stir me some tasty coffee.

>> No.16506036

Something really saccharine and pleasant
Or something smooth and orchestral

>> No.16506038

Most of my tastes aren't actually acquired anon, I've had obsessions with bondage and shiny clothing since I was in preschool. I think the only 'acquired' taste I have is incest.

I'm used to getting blamed anon, that's just fine.

It would be quite a messy experience though, I'd be sure to pet the back of her head as I hold it firmly so she doesn't reflexively drift away from me. She'd probably be quite nervous at first because of the new sensations of me gently prodding and stroking at the most sensitive bits of her throat, but I'm sure she'd feel an odd, deep sense of satisfaction from it since she's orally fixated.

My waifu would definitely be part of the process too. She'd sit behind our daughteru, embracing her tightly and whispering into her soft floppy ears about how she's such a good girl and how good it must feel to have papa train her so intimately.

I'm sure it'd be fine anon, I'm sure she'd love it.

It's fine, that's the only one I've written that I'm semi-proud of.

I wish I did too anon, writing about my waifu and daughteru has never really felt right and I don't really like doing it anymore.

>> No.16506044

Cut your teeth on the occasional green-text or one-shot
Throw away 90% of what you do but do a lot of it until something happens and you like it
Then see where it goes from there. Passion can't be faked, but a flame can be fanned.

Ah, I'm sorry I posted it then if it didn't feel right. I got over excited, my bad man.

>> No.16506050

Anon, don't give me advice. I'm terrible at taking it and then you'll get mad.

>> No.16506051

Had my first monster girl dream last nigh. Finally. Pissed it wasn't of my waifu.

But I was back in School. Nobody else was around but me and this Dark Mage. She kept trying to convince me to stay after class, she started getting real close to my ear whispering stuff in my ear and it made me in uncomfortable so I woke up.

>> No.16506053

No no anon, it's quite alright. If i didn't want anyone to see them I'd have deleted them already, I leave them there as a testament to my journey of getting to know my waifu and daughteru. I made them to give other anons insight, I don't mind if they get read.

>> No.16506054

Damn. Was hoping KDF would make more happy family stories. It's a shame.

>> No.16506059

Congrats. I never get any monster girl dreams. Got any tips?

>> No.16506061

Deep throat always looked weird. Sure if my waifu wanted to do it then that's ok. But it just looks so uncomfortable for her.

>> No.16506064

I would date a Matango, Slime Carrier, or Roper if they seemed sad that nobody loved them.

>> No.16506066

Truly, I have witnessed something the likes of which I haven't seen before, nor will ever see again. I am at a loss for words.

>> No.16506068
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M8 its literally my job to give people advice that 60% of them forget and ignore the second they walk out of my office, don't make no nevermind to me, we're good
Sounds like she just wanted to get more... familiar with you. Eh?
Well, fair enough, but I still should have at least asked. That's a good sentiment to take though.
It ain't everyone's thing, nothing wrong with that. Some girls love it.

>> No.16506069

I know my waifu probably can.
Any girl with a facefucking fetish probably can.

>> No.16506074

I would say think about your waifu a lot before going to bed. But that's wrong since I didn't even think of me being back in school or even thinking about Dark Mage.

So I guess really there aren't any tips. Sorry.

>> No.16506080

He doesn't. But I do.

>> No.16506082

Who are you?

>> No.16506086

A writer.

>> No.16506087

If I could find a way to do it without feeling like I'm removing myself or getting too specific with events and stuff like that or forcing development on my waifu and daughteru, I would. I like to keep a large degree of ambiguity with events and personality traits since my waifu and daughteru don't actually exist in this reality so they can 'speak' to me on their own. I'd like them to feel more like natural parts of my consciousness rather than static characters who are set in stone. Unfortunately, I'm not nearly a good enough wrier to translate that into words.

>> No.16506088

I completely agree with this. I try to do the same with my waifu and daughteru. I want them to develop on their own instead of me forcing it on them.

Guess I was just being pissy because I ain't too fond of daughteru fucking. I'm sorry.

>> No.16506094

Stop being sorry anon! That post I made is the most articulate I've ever been able to be about how I feel about my girls, if you hadn't said what you said I wouldn't be seeing things so clearly right now.

>> No.16506099

you really are something special KDF.

>> No.16506103

>tfw KDF is slowly turning you into a daughteru fucker

>> No.16506110

Hey thanks anon!

Only you can go through that door anon, all I'm doing is showing you what goes on behind mine.

>> No.16506115

I dunno man. The way you describing "examining" your daughteru in that story really is giving me ideas. Dirty rotten sinful ideas that need to be burned from my memory. But ideas nonetheless. Still probably couldn't bring myself to do it but you just keep teasing it, KDF.

>> No.16506120

It was a pretty poignant articulation of either a subconscious or quantum multiverse phenomenon and the nature of creation vs. creator from the psyche of a hypothetical perspective of omniscience.
Basically, KDF, you've reaffirmed my suspicion that waifuism is actually really fucking deep, and its fascinating.

>> No.16506134

This is a nightmare from which the good cannot wake. But this does not matter to the bad, for to them it is a dream.

>> No.16506137

Yeah, I know. We're in Hell. Now keep shoveling that coal.

>> No.16506138


>> No.16506141

Thank you for showing us. Admittedly it is a door I will not go through, but an intriguing insight nonetheless. I hope to one day be able to put my own pen to paper and write up a story that conveys as much forethought to the creation vs creator dynamic as you have pointed out in >>16506094.

>> No.16506152

I think I'll just stick to using lolification potions on my waifu instead of fucking my daughteru.

>> No.16506175

You do you anon, I'm not the one who can say what's right for you or not.

>waifuism is actually really fucking deep, and its fascinating.
Oh, absolutely it is. I'm just beginning to wrap my head around it, and it's a really weird feeling and I'm not sure how to explain it yet.

Part of me is absolutely convinced that I'll actually see them one day.

You're welcome anon! I hope I'm there to read it when you do.

Good for you anon!

>> No.16506192

It it just me who's noticing an increase in the amount of waifufags? I'm not talking favourite girls fags, I'm talking waifu for laifu fags.

What's up with that?

>> No.16506193

Well they are coming any time now, it's time to settle down.

>> No.16506195
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>TFW you will never go on adventures with a snek

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We don't want any adventures.

>> No.16506200

I've always been here, I just never really talk about her.

>> No.16506203

People move through, new, old, those on hiatus, those who only lurked before, etc
Its just the nature of the site man, completely natural

>> No.16506205

They're preparing for 2017

>> No.16506208

Eventually some people just find the one monstergirl that clicks.

>> No.16506213

Not really, it seems like the same few we've always had.

>> No.16506220
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Have you remembered to pay tribute to your region's Dragon?

>> No.16506222

I've got cats, I'm under the protection of Bastet.

>> No.16506230
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Our resident dragon takes friendly visits and invitations to local festivals as acceptable tribute.

>> No.16506233

Is it not just deducted from my taxes?

>> No.16506239
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Cats are less greedy than dragons, aren't they? And less haughty. All they ask for are physical attention, meaty treats, and maybe some 'milk'.

>> No.16506241

>less greedy
>less haughty
No, ooh boy, no.

>> No.16506260

Tell me my fellow nightfriends, can Kikis and Shogs be anything other than maids? What would you do if you saw a Kiki racing by to catch a criminal on the run? Or a shog teaching a class of martial arts for fitness and *fun*

>> No.16506261

Domme bunnies scares me.

>> No.16506266
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short dreams leave me wanting more

>wake up in a crude bed,possibly inside a dungeon
>this tall dragon (easily one head taller than me) enters the room,she looks clearly horny and ready to pelvis ride me all day
>i start whimpering like a bitch accepting my demise
>the dragon pounces on me and-
>simply wraps her delicate arms and her big strong wings around me
>and rolls around to make sure i end on top of her larger figure
>this is while she says i am now her precious treasure and no harm shall befall me

what...just happened

>> No.16506268

The portal is getting stronger! Soon!

>> No.16506269

I don't believe you had this dream. You're just pretending you did to be less sad.
It's escapism, can't you see it's unhealthy?

>> No.16506275
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They will always have a natural inclination for maidenly duties, but they certainly can have other skill sets as well.

For instance, a Shog who performs the housework for her husband as expected, but also keeps the local chaos chapel as a priestess and teacher.

>> No.16506279

Marche plz go

>> No.16506284

Shoggoths can be garbage disposal since as slimes you can just throw shit into them and they'll take it
In fact I bet they do that already as maids, why use a broom to clean up when you can just selectively consume whatever is on the floor (aka you)?

>> No.16506285
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I set up a trap for her and she's completely at my mercy now.

>> No.16506287

spank the Dragalp

>> No.16506292

That's also how my Shog waifu bathes me.

>> No.16506293

Put clamps on her nipples! Put a ring-gag in her mouth so you can play with her tongue!

>> No.16506300

Fuck off Marche, you re-crippled your little brother.

>> No.16506302

Yes. I've bring offerings of gold coins and salt.

>> No.16506303

>and salt
Should've brought sugar.

>> No.16506305

The portal grows larger with everyMG dream.

Keep dreaming anons.

>> No.16506307

Good idea! I shall also one baring sugar.

>> No.16506310

What would MGC hospitals be like?
Would it just be a ton of skimpily dressed MG nurses that have sex with patients or would there be actual "normal" hospital?

>> No.16506313

I feel like it'd be a legitimate hospital, but the nurses tend to sneak into patient rooms to suck the dicks of recovering patients.
semi-coincidentally, MGC hospitals tend to have massive employee turnover as nurses tend to go home with patients as their wives.

>> No.16506316

Mindflayer central

>> No.16506317
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Mindflayers make great palliative/end of life care nurses.

>> No.16506318

I wish I had that one doodle saved of the Oomukade nurse with the chart of stick figures, one limp with a frowny face, the other erect with a smiley face.

>> No.16506321

>nurses tend to sneak into patient rooms to suck the dicks of recovering patients
>nurses tend to go home with patients as their wives.

Alping your patients is malpractice!

>> No.16506322

The nurse goes home as the patient's wife anon.

>> No.16506323

not enough commas for that scenario

>> No.16506328

I know what I meant when I typed it up anon.

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>thirsty you say?
>well I only have one thing on hand...

>> No.16506332

>hospital staff is mostly made up of christmas cake and nerdy MG looking for husbands

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>> No.16506334

What happens if you attract more than one?

>> No.16506337

Of the highest quality.

>> No.16506341

Warms healing MGs everywhere. Lots of mindflayers. I'd break my leg just so I could go there.

>> No.16506344

Harem of nurses always taking care of you.

>> No.16506354

>All these patients getting tampered with by mindflayers
>One day the mindflayers will go all "active it"
>All of their former patients help them take over the world


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>> No.16506376

This isn't a bad thing. He pampering would be worth it.

>> No.16506379


>> No.16506408
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>Gonna fill anons with creative juices so they can spill all over today!
Aren't they hard workers, guys? Kinda makes you feel bad about not doing more, doesn't it?

>> No.16506410
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I am the Paladin of the New Age.

>> No.16506417

Clean the streets of crooks. Clean the battlefield of heretics. It's all cleaning, nigga. The only things that changes is the tools

>> No.16506424

It does. Makes me disappointed in myself. But creativity is hard.

>> No.16506431

You don't understand! They are controlling your lives!

They won't find me though!