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If you eat cirno out would your mouth get frostbite ?

>> No.16620576

>>16620568
Your tongue would get stuck. Like licking a metal pole in winter.

>> No.16620600

>>16620568
I would imagine it would be like eating ice cream or snow.
Unless it's cold enough that your tongue would instantly freeze.

>> No.16620660

>>16620568
Why would you eat her?

>> No.16620688

>>16620660
She's a regenerating ice fairy, that means infinite free iceflesh for a hot summer day.

>> No.16620743

>>16620688
Or you could ask her to make ice cubes or get your drinks colder for free!

>> No.16620752

>>16620568
You have to cook your food first instead of eating raw like a barbarian.

>> No.16620968

>>16620752
Unga unga, bunga?

>> No.16621001

I want Cirno to eat me!

>> No.16621009
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16621009

>there are normal Cirno threads, and then there are deep, hidden, underground Cirno threads that no moderator on 4chan would ever allow to be discussed

Are you ready to take that redpill, /jp/? Don't be surprised if this post magically disappears, "they" don't want you to know the truth...

>> No.16621234

>>16621009
who are you quoting?

>> No.16622511

I want to eat cirnos asshole out and have her melt on my tongue !

>> No.16622528

>>16621009
I don't see the text that you quoted anywhere here. I think you might've gotten the wrong thread.

>> No.16622568

>>16622528
>>16621234
I'm sorry he was quoting me but I deleted it.

>> No.16622601

>>16622568
Ah, I see. Carry on then.

>> No.16622648
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>>16620688
Dies the ice stay cold or is it just flesh? If it's just cold does it cook when heated or just melt? Cause if so you can just call it something else and sell the free meat at a low price, undercutting the big supermarkets, forcing them out of the market, thus claiming a monopoly on the meat industry. However if it's just cold then I think you could just tie her down and force her to make ice cubes and repeat the process above to gain a monopoly on the ice market. Better yet do both for maximum profit.

If the hakurei shrine is always so poor why doesn't Reimu just capture an ice fairy and sell flesh and ice? It seems like a viable business model.

>> No.16622756

>>16622511
Chocolate ice cream

>> No.16622799

>>16622648

Well, could be one of these or could be something else. Also warning, my engrish ish bad.

>Fairies are like her daughteru so no.
>It's probably too disturbing for her to do that to a humanoid ice fairy.
>It doesn't come across her mind.
>She thought about doing it, but she forgot about it the next day.
>She does think about it but gets too lazy.
>She did it once, it wasn't pleasant. So she stopped doing it.
>She did it once, but no one comes to her shrine. So she stopped doing it.
>She did it many times, but borrowed some godly powers to erase her victim's memories so no one can make a fuss about her. But there was still no profit.
>She did it many times. She borrowed some godly powers to erase her victim's memories and mind control them so no one can make a fuss about her and would always return to her everyday so she can do it again. But there was still no profit.
>She did it many times and it successful. She borrowed some godly powers to erase her mind control her victim. Also those who eat her shaved ice gets mind controlled too. Because of that, everyone acknowledge everything Reimu did. The fairy happily goes to Reimu's shrine everyday to offer her body (not sexually). But since it was treated as something normal, it was too boring to be put in official media.
>Reimu had a deep dark plan to gain money, darker than selling shaved ice, which require her to be discreet about the dark things she did. The humans and the youkais does not suspect any incident to come from Reimu, even Yukari. But that's what Reimu wanted, for no one to know anything. Everything is going as planned.

>> No.16623005

>>16622799
Who are you quoting?

>> No.16623363

>>16622799
Reimu doesn't mind senseless violence so she wouldn't be against selling fairy flesh. And as long as nobody finds out where it comes from, theres no need for any sort of mind control or anything.

>> No.16623411

>>16623363
If youkai eat human everyday I dont think humans would make much of a fuss about eating youkai.
Reimu is already established murderer too.

>> No.16627063

>>16623005
That is a direct quote from Zun my dude

>> No.16627065

>>16620568
I hope not because it would ruin my favorite past-time

>> No.16635464
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>>16620568
Probably

>> No.16636932

I want to FUCK Cirno! :D

>> No.16636963

>>16620568
Only one way to find out. There's worse ways to die.

>> No.16636995

>>16621009
Fuck off

>> No.16639364

>>16636932
Stay THE FUCK away from my daughter you filthy perv

>> No.16642300

gross

>> No.16644134

>>16636932
stick an onahole in the freezer for an hour, it'll be the same thing

>> No.16644151

>>16644134
Someone somewhere has done this.

>> No.16644286

>>16644134
Nah, it won't stay cold for too long. You'd be better off doing it in a tub filled with ice cubes.

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>>16621009
>>16622799

>> No.16644628

>>16644286
>Nah, it won't stay cold for too long
But that's the idea, you warm it up from the inside with your hot semen

>> No.16644636

>>16644134
>>16644628

W-what.

>> No.16647197

>>16644134
I don't think onaholes and cold mix. One time I had the genius idea after washing it out to dry the interior using some compressed air, only I guess I accidentally tilted the can too far. Next thing I know, a chunk of onahole freezes solid and explodes out of the hole. I'm then immediately hit in the face with a backblast of frozen silicone, icy water and remnant semen.

Stick to dicking ice fairies.

>> No.16650019

>>16647197
Oh my god dude are you OK?
Thank you for your service.

>> No.16650086

>>16650019
I made a full recovery. My lolinco virgo didn't make it, though. Her sacrifice will not be forgotten.

>> No.16651992

>>16623411

Objection: fairies aren't youkai. But I wonder: do fairies taste human? Can one make substitute-human meat for the poorer youkai who can't afford actual human?

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>>16620568
Wouldn't it be better if I use my dick?

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>>16644628
Finally found out how I'm going to spend the night. Thanks anon. Any tips on how to explain this to the EMTs?

>> No.16671176

>>16661872
>EMT
who

>> No.16671221

>>16661872
fraternity dare.

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