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I sure do love hags! What about you, /jp/?

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>> No.16633832

All hags are good

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Well you're a disturbingly patient one. Yay for senior ladies, but I wouldn't say 'hag'.

>> No.16634129

I want a hag to become my mommy, pamper me and slowly feminize me and turn me into her cute daughter!

>> No.16634308
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Koishi is doing the world a service.

Kick those outdated models out!

>> No.16634347

Well, Kanako certainly needs a new model with actual purple hair.

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I want to fuck a sexually frustrated, saggy breasted mature lady with a pussy loosened by excessive use of big dildos, and unable to satisfy her myself have her force me down, get on top of me and have her way.

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This is my wife.

>> No.16634951
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Yuyuko is objectively the best

>> No.16634952
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And this is my mother.

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She died in her early-mid teens and people don't age as ghosts.
If anything, she is as young looking as fucking Reimu. Yuyuko is anything but a hag!

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>> No.16635016

Your wife looks like her butt smells bad.

>> No.16635020

Are you sure?
I've seen many ghosts aging in Japanese media, that's why they have to reincarnate, even ghosts can eventually expire.

>> No.16635024
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claiming yukarin

>> No.16635027

I agree with >>16634982, Yuyuko killed herself in her teens. If anything, Mokou and Kaguya should be included in the Hag Crew due to their age as well.
I guess it's based on overall demeanor and personality more than just physical age?

>> No.16635032

It's precisely because Yuyuko's body is sealed in the Saigyou Ayakashi that her spirit stays the way it is and can't reincarnate.

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>> No.16635126

>not using the dildos on her as well

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I want to put a baby inside Kanako's womb!

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Your mother is my wife (and paizuri slave), dude

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Fight me nerd

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>> No.16635468

Yuuka is best hag.

>> No.16635469

Which of these ladies would be willing to take care of an inexperienced boy like me?

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I think it would be very fun to have my first time with a woman like this who knows what she's doing. Anyway, does anyone know what's doing on with Eirin? She doesn't look herself...

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Mommy Byakuren giving me a nursing handjob every night before bed!

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This is my mistress.

>> No.16635710

So how does this work? Isn't she a ghost? Or is this possible

>> No.16635740

2hu ghosts have corporeal bodies. There's a specific distinction between ghosts and normal phantoms/spirits like the ones that hang out around Yuyuko.

>> No.16635765

hags in casual form-fitting clothes is the fetish I keep forgetting I have

>> No.16635781

But to be impregnated by the end of the Doujin? How is that possible

>> No.16635804

By fucking her, how else??

>> No.16635810

But she's dead. She can't get impregnated.

>> No.16635823

Of course she can

>> No.16635831

Who do you think you are to tell Yuyuko what she can and can't do? The Queen of the Netherworld does as she pleases.

>> No.16635842

I don't think getting impregnated by some random dude is part of her plan

>> No.16635904

well look who got the 11 dimensional parcheesi board out

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The random dude who manage to impregnate Yuyuko?

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I want to cuddle a needy, neglected older touhou while my hand accidently drops down to her thigh.

>"Oh my, where do you think you're touching anon?

S-sorry mommy.

>Did you just call me, the famed youkai of boarders, mommy?

>> No.16635977

And that dude's gonna last like, what, a couple of more decades? Yuyuko has a pretty boring life as an immortal watching over a bunch of dead souls. She might as well spice it up with some sex now and then.

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by having a baby? I mean having a baby is not something that is taken lightly. Its a major responsibility.

>> No.16636093

Too much pure maiden for me.

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My mom is dead, /jp/...

>> No.16636360

That happens when you don't reply to those shitposts I guess

>> No.16636391

Don't be silly anon, Yuuka is always being posted!

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Of course she's dead, she's an evil spirit!

>> No.16636494

Would a baby with Yuyuko be on the same level of half-ghost as Youmu?

>> No.16636497

A paizuri spirit?

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>> No.16636520

Please don't sexualize my mom

>> No.16636531

You don't want your dick to get crushed between your moms funbags?

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Can she even get pregnant. She is dead.

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My daughter it's very similar to her!

>> No.16636668

Hey, half-ghosts like the Konpaku clan gotta come from somewhere.

>> No.16636760

used pantyhose

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>> No.16638155

That artist is the definition of traitor

>> No.16638181

Several of these hags appeal to my submissive instincts. That's close enough for me to call it love.

>> No.16638198

I'll make you a brother with your mom's tits, dude.

>> No.16638272

So you're a gold digging slut.

>> No.16638314


She's finally free.

>> No.16638327

I'm not sure that's the right term, but I see where you're coming from enough that I won't say you're completely wrong.

>> No.16638353

They're human eater monsters, not your mom.

>> No.16638361

So just a slut who wants to get molested by older women.

>> No.16638403

All jokes aside, Yuyuko, despite her demeanor, has the appearance of a teenage girl.

>> No.16638423

Just like Yukari. But the fanbase don't give a shit

>> No.16638454

Hags are just like an old OS.

>> No.16638507

I want all these hag to bully my little dick together.

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Junko's a good hag

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With their feet.

>> No.16638664

Why do you post in every single thread the most bizarre horseshit man can produce in under 11 seconds?!

>> No.16638673

Physical pain has been achieved.

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Hags are great.

>> No.16639270

i don't remember posting this

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Mature women know best and can teach me many interesting things.
In fact, looking at Junko-mama makes my weewee feel strange. I need her to tell me what to do about it.

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I feel sick that you made me laugh
>Hey there little boy, let me get you a bag of sugar and pop rocks and we'll go on an adventure
>You stop doing that and get some shut-eye

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>Wearing a suspicious smile
and hiding a power-drill like the impostor she is.

>> No.16639412

Oh I dunno about Yukari. Was she supposed to be young-looking? She's always depicted in a more adult-seeming manner. Yuyuko is explicitly stated to have the body of a young girl, though.

That said I prefer art of Yuyuko as adult-like, and she actually tends to look more adult-proportioned even in official manga, so it's one bit of canon I don't mind being ignored. All her "ara ara"s really clash with a youthful form.

>> No.16639433

Junko is not a hag!

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Is too

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ah.. i could really go for a face full of ass..

>> No.16639671

Hags are for mating press with your full weight

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Imagine all of them standing over you, stepping on your dick, feet all over your face, in your mouth.

>> No.16639900

i'm in love with auntie raiko

>> No.16639920

That would be a lot of feet

>> No.16639937

Is Gugu a hag? She has a daughter but lacks the enormous boobs that hags tend to have.

>> No.16640021

post some saggers

>> No.16640046

These ho/tg/rannies spend their Friday nights playing tabletop roleplaying games like the nerds they are!

I wish I could join them...

>> No.16640109

Someone posts that in every Yuuka thread. Is it always you?

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>> No.16640162

>>Hey there little boy, let me get you a bag of sugar and pop rocks and we'll go on an adventure
No need for the drugs, I'm down for whatever sick shit you have planned

Mature mommas with huge sagging breasts that crave the cock of men almost half their age is the definition of lust

Just imagine Kanako's H-cup saggies dangling in front of your face as she loudly moans through her third orgasm

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H isnt big enough

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Are you in fact...SUCH A MOMMA!? Or...
The only sick shit I have planned you say? But it's not like that at all. No one is ever down for my plans. Ever. They don't even call on birthdays.
A case for breast reduction surgery.

>> No.16640325

ive posted it a couple of times but the one in this thread is not me unless i did it while asleep

>> No.16640338
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I wish Reisen was my mom! It would be really cool to have a mom who was professional and relatively young! Plus she has experience being a bodyguard and is a good shot with her finger gun, so she would know how to protect me!

>> No.16640675

Yukari is little girl tier, she even need to stand on tiptoes to look Kasen at the eyes.

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>You want to sniff my spats?

>> No.16641017

A man of taste.

>> No.16641065

Just use your powers to shrink me and put me inside them.

>> No.16641081

Yuyuko should really not be in the cartel, and Junko should be added, but Yuyuko has been a part of it for so long there's no way she's not staying in.

I part of thje reason the core group of hags was linked by the "ya" sound in their names, Yakumo, Yagokoro, Yasaka, which apparently can mean "old hag" or something if you misread the character.

>> No.16641109

Junko is a pure young lady!

>> No.16641400

Kasen is a giant, brutish oni, not a fair comparison.

>> No.16641412

Anyone here recognize that Raisin?

>> No.16641490
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i want yuuka to put me to bed every night!

>> No.16641497

I want to cum on Yuuka's used shirt.

>> No.16641541

I want yuuka to rape me every night.

>> No.16642014

dudes same

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>> No.16642202

I'd like Yuuka to take my v-card then crush my balls and bite off my dick.

>> No.16642208

really lewd!

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>> No.16642402

Why does adding steam like this make ordinary pictures so hot?

>> No.16642816
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Yukari is my wife!

>> No.16643337

That was me. I'm you from another plane of existence.

>> No.16643378

hey dude!!

>> No.16643588

Any source on the two reisen

>> No.16643642

i have a yuuka daki!

>> No.16643925 [SPOILER] 
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By random chance

>> No.16644346
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This is what I'm actually sleeping with.
Feels good man.

>> No.16644650

Post a photo of it

>> No.16644726

Do you also imagine mama Junko giving you a nursing handjob?

>> No.16645033
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Those legs and feet, hnnnngh.

>> No.16645736
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Here you go.
She looks so sweet waiting for me.

Why, yeah! She lets me suck on her giant, soft boobs while caressing my legs with her silky stockings and gently stroking my son with her experienced hand, until I blow an enormous load and she smiles at me calling me a good boy.

Leave it to old hags!

>> No.16645743

Tell me.
Where the hell did you buy that?

>> No.16645745
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Exactly, my friend. Exactly. That pose too.
I often spend some time caressing there too, can't neglect such sexyness.

>> No.16645775

It's drawn by Tokiichi Ouma, who has done a great deal of wonderful 2hu dakis (and doujins). I bought it directly on his Booth shop: https://touma00.booth.pm/ (you'll need a forwarder or a proxy - the former will probably be cheaper).
He usually accepts orders for his whole lineup from time to time. In fact you're lucky, looks like all his designs can be ordered until March 10th. I already have the Ran one, and I'm so digging the Reisen one. Feel free to ask if you need more.

>> No.16645777

Oh man, that really is a nice junko daki. I am almost jelly

>> No.16645791

Almost $100?
That's pretty steep.

>> No.16645814

He draws some amazingly thicc 2hu, gotta say.
That Remi looks delicious.

>> No.16645833

10-12k yen is the typical price for original Japanese daki covers folded over a thousand times. Yeah it's expensive, but you can expect top notch quality both on the print and the material (these ones are in 2way Lycra, very soft). No $20-$50 bootleg can compare (not to mention you're paying the original artist and not art thieves).

You can have it too, see >>16645775

Yeah, he loves some meat, but without going into hentai excess. That's why I love his drawings.
Those adult Remi and Flan are his latest works, very classy indeed.

>> No.16645912

Bit too expensive for me. I'll get myself one if I ever should win the lottery.

>> No.16645917

fuck off

>> No.16645952


>> No.16646194

>Yuyuko is anything but a hag!

Nice try grandma
C'mon Yuyuko, it's time to take you back to the home

>> No.16646221


JC Denton...on a weeaboo message board. Well. I never.

>> No.16646287

Good luck anon!

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I want Kanako to crush my pathetic balls while I desperately try to ejaculate on her meaty body!

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>> No.16646500

Does your neck release steam when its broken?

>> No.16646532

I think that's coming from her butte.

>> No.16646543

His Yuuka one isn't up for sale, what a shame.

>> No.16646571
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Why isn't Letty more popular? She's prime housewife material.

>> No.16647782

You mean this one? http://dainagon.x.fc2.com/menu/cd8-yuka.html
Looks like it was published under a different circle, not his own, so he probably hasn't the rights to reprint it by himself.

>> No.16647819

She's only around for a quarter of a year. We really should appreciate her and her fat parts more often.

>> No.16648039
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What the hell?
My wife never told me she had a son.

>> No.16650192

Yeah, that really sucks. I haven't been able to find bootlegs, either.

>> No.16650281

Get the hell out of here, Denton.

>> No.16650309
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Hags are good stuff.


Love the artist, I have his Aya daki myself.

>> No.16650334

>I part of thje reason the core group of hags was linked by the "ya" sound in their names, Yakumo, Yagokoro, Yasaka, which apparently can mean "old hag" or something if you misread the character.
It's also used in conjuction with another number to signify "a great amount", like in the 八百万の神. The hags are "a great amount" years old.

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>> No.16651102

You can't win this one anon.

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>> No.16651232

And Yuyuko's eyes are red instead of pink but hey

>> No.16651781

To sleep perchance to rest
To rest perchance to relax
The joy of resting beneath the eves of a tree that is of the very firmament of your home
The shade of branches to hide from a sun not cruel in it's light nor uncaring
To sleep again and in decades since again be ones own master
To awake and know for the first time in years in longer than you've been alive what it is to feel *rested*
To know joy again - to feel the wind again
A blasphemy against the natural order
A madness as quickly extinguished as thought about
Where did that endless future so easily grasped disappear to
Do you approach me soon?
Oh to be even a simulacrum of what once was
The fire twists me even now to act a puppet
And though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the death of the earth
I shall fear no evil
For I feel nothing I have not felt before
So very little left
A heresy to remember
A crime to rave in righteous fury
You whom I called brother
You whom I called sister
Make me the conductor of life again
The fire
The fire
The fire
The fire
The waiting

>> No.16653203

She overstays her welcome where I live

>> No.16653267
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Yuuka thinks her human friendship level should be reclassified to high, because the truth is she's a nice girl. Do you agree?

>> No.16653312

Yes. I would like to help her in the garden by lifting heavy things that she doesn't want to bother with despite being able to do herself.

>> No.16653318

Her breasts?

>> No.16653337

No..? Heavy rocks, bags or wheelbarrows of soil, that sort of thing. What I usually do.

>> No.16653355

But that would help her the most.
I mean I imagine it must be quite the pain to do garden work while your huge sagging breasts constantly get in the way,

>> No.16653372

I don't think they're that big.

>> No.16653514
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Yuuka is a huge cow! Just like all the other hag 2hus

>> No.16653530

Those don't look very saggy...

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>> No.16653563

Youkai magic

>> No.16653881

youkai tiddy

>> No.16655840
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What do each of the hag's asses smell like?

>> No.16656420

Isn't everybody in Touhou technically an old hag aside from Reimu and Marisa

>> No.16660458
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Yukari looks so cute and innocent, but she is thinking impossibly lewd things about you! Yukari wants to jump your young bones!

>> No.16660464

Why do you love hags? Is it because their softer, plumper, chubbier, have bigger butts and breasts and are desperate for younger men?

>> No.16660469

Yuyuko is an old lady and I want to have sex with her!

>> No.16660493

You might be on to something

>> No.16660532

Big fat momma butts?

>> No.16660569

What do I need to do for her to act on that desire?

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>> No.16660913

Yukari is a horny old lady, so just be a young man with a young penis!

>> No.16660930

Or a young man with a young boypussy

>> No.16660950

I'm a young man with both of those things, so I suppose I'll just have to wait for her to show up and take me.

>> No.16660958

Yukari is a futa?

>> No.16660967
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her breasts are gone

>> No.16660973

Yes, but don't tell it anyone, it's a secret!
Otherwise she will visit you in your sleep and make you lick her fat balls before filling your mouth with her meat.

>> No.16660981
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yukari is my dad

>> No.16661027
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Something's wrong here..

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>> No.16661075

ah, the traditional scottish meal known ass hagass.

>> No.16661083
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Big milky mature breasts! Cute pedicured hag feets with pretty painted toenails!

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Kosuzu is dead.

>> No.16661128

Fuck you, I was going to make that pun but I didn't know how to implement it.

>> No.16661130
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Walking into a hot spring full of naked, embarrassed, horny hags!

>> No.16661198

What happens next?

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>> No.16661338

And knowing Yukari she'll get you pregnant somehow.

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me gusta byakuren, a ti te gusta byakuren anon-kun?

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Byakuren a shit

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Losing my virginity to a horny hag who wants to mother me and make me her fuckbaby!

>> No.16661991
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Yeah, I like Byakuren. She's a beautiful and careful mother.
Post more mommies.


>> No.16662004

Even better!

>> No.16664181

That is one puffy vulva.

>> No.16665658

ugh.... yukari's futa dick...

>> No.16665809

Why her big futa dong?

>> No.16665816

Yukari is perfect is as a futa!

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>> No.16666548

It probably gets bigger with every decade she ages.

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>> No.16670379

> stepping on dick

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I don't understand how Yuuka could in any way be considered that. Seriously, what makes you think that? I don't get you sometimes, /jp/

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>> No.16675645

This is still the best story about the pure maiden

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>> No.16676466

There are better, but unscanned.

>> No.16676560

If they aren't scanned, they might as well not exist.

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Just kill me now

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I wonder how would my real Mom feel after finding that she has been replaced in my heart by a cute 2D Mom?

I bet it would hurt her pretty badly haha.

But it's ok. Ran will never betray me. I love you Ran-mama.

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>> No.16678933

dude, sauce on this? cant find it on panda

>> No.16684325

where are the saggers

>> No.16684427

At least your dad is still alive, Marisa.

>> No.16695941

Needs more hags!

>> No.16696933

I want to date a Touhou that's around my age!

>> No.16697678
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Are you into young 30-something's? Because while...a fixer upper, effort put in means long term gains to...put out.
>Ara ara ara ara ara ara ara
>[/spoiler]Who is your daddy, & what doth he do?

>> No.16699531

That was painful to read, please don't post like that again.

>> No.16699547

I've read this post about 5 times now and I still don't understand it.

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>> No.16704791

I want a hag to wink at me and tell me to check my phone later. and later I check it and see that she sent me lewd nudes!

>> No.16704859


it's old, fat and ugly

>> No.16704958

Was this an attempt at humor, or just high-level shitposting?

>> No.16705388

Haggies licking their saggies for the camera!

It is your brain on /jp/.
*smashes an egg with a skillet*

>> No.16705399

I accidentally came to some saggers

>> No.16705406

Which ones?

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>> No.16705620

No, underneath, where they're all sweaty.

>> No.16705700


I keep seeing it, but I refuse to believe she'd have used such a barbaric and ungracious method.
It seems far more befitting for her to have done so simply with her innate life-force manipulation abilities.

>> No.16708832

you are the saggers

>> No.16715146

Is Shinki a hag?

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Cute post, you go buddy!

>> No.16721915

hydrant always draws some nice saggers.

>> No.16724093

Nice Junko

>> No.16725424
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Dr. Tits. Still a virgin.

>> No.16725446

Does Junko count as a hag? She seems like she might fit the bill.

>> No.16725548
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cock out in three steps

>> No.16725682

Junko is a still MILF, the hag's sexy cousin.

>> No.16726119

Given that she sacrificed herself in old Japan, I think given the time that would have been the honorable way to do it. Of course her legs are suppose to be bound so she doesn't appear indecent when she dies, but hey can't get every detail right.

>> No.16728481

Perhaps we could cure each other's virginity together.

>> No.16728549

I'm going to make out with the sweaty space underneath Eirin's breasts.

>> No.16728560

Her breast virginity?

>> No.16729254

Why does Yuugi wear a gym shirt if she's a grown-ass woman?

>> No.16734977
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Prodding Yuuka's udders!

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But anon!

She actually enjoys it! A lot! She won't let you know that, but she LOVES being inappropriately fondled!

Grab one of Yuuka's big jubbly breasts, and when she yells at you, promise that you'll never do it again! She'll get flustered and then try everything to get you to touch her again!

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Would *Yuuka* be of a charitable temper if I donated a "King" sized looking glass style mirror to the Mugenkan rebuilding effort or Garden of the Sun relief fund???

Says here it was paid for over the asking price in her name about nine years ago...



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I'm gonna go drink some bleach now.

>> No.16743286 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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Try coconut milk and egg yolks instead! Also, celery is 95% water and 100% not the online comic book illuminati with cheese toppings!!!
>Subaru should have aggressively fucked the griefer/team killer with Heavy Axeman on same psych raep if she wanted more reliable underlings/friends and you can't prove she didn't
>ǝɹɐɯoʇ ɐʍ ǝʞo┴
>ƃuᴉʎldɯᴉ ʎlpǝɹᴉʇ ʎlʇᴉɔᴉldɯᴉ

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"A-A-Anon, get out! I-I don't have any pants on!"

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"Anon, this bikini is too small for my butt! Stay right behind me the whole time so nobody sees!"

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do one but with my mom (shinki)

>> No.16767794
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Being bullied by a hag!

>> No.16769442 [DELETED] 
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So, let me ask you. Are you having a healthy relationship with your mother?

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This is one pretty butt, mom! You should let every see this pretty butt!

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"A-Anon! I am NOT going to jump up and down in this stupid thing, s-so stop asking! Th-There's a big hole in it, a-and my boobs will fall out! I-It's embarrassing enough just showing you this much of my boobs, I-I'm not gonna let you see my nipples too...!"

NO! Byakuren would die of embarrassment if her big fat jiggly bubbly naked butt was exposed to everyone at the beach! Her face would turn bright red and she would get all steamy and sweaty! And people would take pictures of her naked buttcheeks and post them on the internet, and then everyone in the world would be able to see Byakuren's wide, fat mommybutt!

>> No.16769647 [DELETED] 

thank you, my dude.

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