Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

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>>16661860
Non-Aggression Principle. You get shot for not respecting other people's private property.

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>>16661874
Monster girls that act like human women don't deserve children.

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Reminder that lilims can be born with mutations as hybrids of other races

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Demons are olev!

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I want to mating press my cute Demon waifu!

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Threads are taking a lot longer to die now.

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Maids are olev

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>>16661880
???

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>>16661884
/jp/ getting slower and slower
Need a new Touhou release

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>>16661884
Dumb newfag.

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>>16661874
Which species is best for facesitting.

Lich or Wight?

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>>16661900
Spider.

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Reminder that the only thing you need to do to bring back the good old days are kill the undesirables

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>>16661900
Lich sits on your face while Wight rides your dick.

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Next update when?

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Big butt, so what

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>>16661913
But I can't kill the jews.

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>>16661900
Demon.

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>>16661924
This artist is great,

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>>16661928
I meant undesirable writefags, nerd.

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>>16661924
Fluff Tunnel
Wanna cuddle

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When will the tentacle pits be real?

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>>16661938
You're the nerd, nerd.

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>>16661942
Hopefully never.

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>>16661932
>you will never get your face ground into and bounced on by a big blueberry booty while her thighs squeeze the sides of your head and she gives you an aggressive blowjob
It hurts, mane.

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>>16661942
Not soon enough.
>>16661948
That's not nice. Tentacle girls need love too.

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>>16661941
Yetis think sex is just "cuddling" your dick

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>>16661957
Tentacle girls deserve death.

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>>16661952
>You'll never be tied to the bed and forced to watch as she slowly strips off finishing with taking her panties off agonizingly slowly.
>She'll never slowly back her face encompassing rear up and gently sit down so that your world slowly but surely becomes engulfed by her plum jiggly ass.
>You'll never feel her lips wrap around your dick as she starts blowing you slowly enough that you can feel her mouth sliding on every inch of your dick.
>You'll never let out load after load into her throat as she grinds her fat blueberry booty against your face.
Shit man, I'm feeling it.

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>>16661921
Probably when I stop being a piece of shit and actually figure out what to write next. Writing about little chuff-cubs is harder than it seems.

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>>16661900
Neither, there's a better place they can sit on.

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What do you think your waifu's milk would taste like?

>Hellhound: Creamy cinnamon with a hint of nutmeg

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>>16661981
Go to sleep and dream of mini chuffs.

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>>16661942

Wonder if her flesh is sweet like a melon, and will it grow back if I take a bite out of those melons.

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>>16661987
>Demon: Sinfully sweet and thick, almost like liquid cheesecake.
Her cute moans would be the best part though.

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>>16661987
>Dullahan: Cold, bit of an alcoholic taste, think Guinness
Reptilian/Dragon: Non-existent, they don't make the stuff.

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>>16661987
>fresh, creamy, sweet, refreshing
Mega-Holst so its not unsurprising, just in ample quantities

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>>16662009
>Monstergirls not lactating
Anon, they're not actual reptiles. You know that right?

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>>16662009
>Reptilian/Dragon: Non-existent, they don't make the stuff.
Not without lactation potions.

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>>16661971
>She sits up and turns around, locking your mouth onto her sweet, slick pussy
>Grabs your hair and forces you forward to tongue deep into her
>Her tail wraps around your dick and milks it while she does so and she lewdly teases you and asks how long you think you can last before passing out
>By the end of it her tail is utterly drenched in your seed and still pumping while she's humping your face in orgasmic bliss, nails digging into your scalp
>finally after coming down swiftly goes about making you comfortable for the night in every way possible, drawing a bath if you so desire or just soothing you in bed with whatever you need
>But not before lewdly sucking and licking off every drop of your seed that coated her tail
It just isn't fair.

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>>16662025
The fact that my demon waifu's shorter than me makes this even better.

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>>16662015
I'd drink lizardgirl/salamander milk.
>lactating lizardgirl
>wearing quadruple-padded armour to prevent leakage
>every time she moves her chest- and chestplate - sways with her
>gets so filled that her armour stops fitting properly

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>>16661987
How does one acquire milk from a Mershark?

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>>16661987
Rich, and potent with a refined taste. Warm, yet leaves a refreshing taste in the mouth.

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>>16662032
And the exact opposite for me. I'd love the feeling of overwhelming weight on top of me, and all the more sensation of being completely surrounded by her.
>>16662041
Very carefully. The better question is undead in my mind.

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>>16661928
>da joos
>implying it's not those filthy statists getting in the way of the free market

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>>16662041
Very carefully, bopping her nose if needed

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>>16661987
Sweet and thick, yet hard to define.

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>>16662061
Should I use both hands?

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>>16662067
>Sweet synthetic tiddymilk
That's good stuff. I bet she'd try and convince you to keep drinking from it in Kuu ways being unable to acknowledge how much she enjoys doing it.

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>>16661963
You deserve death

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>>16661987
Heavenly.

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>>16662100
I'd post Midnight's Ryu milking but you know, blue board.

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>>16662100
Ryu milk must be very nice to drink. It would definitely bring you inner peace.

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>>16662105
>Midnight's Ryu milking
Just link via imgur?

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>>16661987
>Kobold
Probably fairly plain and unremarkable, though to me it'd be the best milk in the world!

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I want to find a lazy, tubby raiju and cuddle her!

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“I hang around areas with ‘no loitering’ signs and hug anyone who tries to move me along so they’re doing it too!”

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>>16662115
https://twitter.com/Midnight_BYX/status/815158275872169985

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>>16661874
That Wight is pretty haughty for having such a flat chest.

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>>16662111
It would be cool and crisp like sake, but go down like smoothly like a rich creamy milk.

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>>16662129
Teme...

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>>16662130
If only she were in normal ryu colors, I could appreciate it more. And if it were less... forced or dark. I prefer my ryu milking to be done in a comfortable, loving, and calm environment where she is happy and willing. It tastes better when they're happy, ask holst farmers.

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>>16662135
Anon, that Wight's a kid.

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Here, take this.

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>>16662067
Why do I feel like hers would come out like coffee from a coffee machine?

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>>16662148
Do I use it as an alarm clock?

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>>16662130
Can't dig he dungeon aspect.

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>>16662148
I already have something that sits in my pocket and annoys me all day with reminders.

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>>16662158
the dungeon*

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>>16662067
>implying it wouldn't just be oil

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>>16662152
She IS a robutt.

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>>16662172
Automatons don't run on oil.

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>>16662172
She's an MGE girl on top of being a part of a magitek monstergirl species. So where on earth did you get the idea that her milk would be oil?

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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that even those pleasure model automaton's can fight, and not just with their 'guns'

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>>16662135
>>16662147
She knows her rare nature and appeal.

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>>16662212
I'll poke her with a stun gun.

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>>16662225
Anon please, the shot'll just make her ara ara and take you

She's a serious warrior!

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>>16662228
I'll keep poking her with it. Nothing will stop me.

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>>16662231
What about when she shoves your face deep into her clevege?

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>>16662260
I'll bite her nipples and shock her butt.

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>>16662267
Anon no. No biting.

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Tonight is the night I touch her reverse scale.

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>>16662289
what happened to /mggg/

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>>16662281
I'll bite one and pinch the other while slapping her butt with a teaser. Let's see how much she ara aras about that.

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>>16662295
Don't worry I've brought the thread fixer.

The censored thread fixer.

So no need to do anything like ban me.

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>>16662313

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>>16662322

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>>16662295
Anon, what are you talking about?
This is the Monster Girl Thread.
/mgt/ if you want a short version.
What the fuck is /mggg/?

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Just remember before you sleep. Over on /hbg they're talking about how much they love you, someone just got a new commission of you, and they feel that same emptiness you do. We're all in it together.

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>>16662322
>>16662322
>>16662327
You could've just made an album.

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>>16662295
>/mggg/
What?

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>>16662340
I wonder if any girl other than my waifu likes me. Probably not, if that were the case my waifu would probably tell them to fuck off.

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>>16662357
I think they like certain archetypes, with husbandofags having specific husbandos much like waifufags have specific waifus, and the ether connects us somewhere in the middle.

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>>16662357

I wonder if my waifu would even like me. If not, then she will come to like me. I won't take 'no' for an answer.

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Gothloli shortstack Gremlins.

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>>16662368
I wonder what archetype I am.

>>16662373
That'show you do it anon. She doesn't love you, YET.

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Reposting, it's a daki update!

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>>16662385
Nice! How big is it going to be after it's printed?

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>>16662379
That's quite some stack she's got goin on, hawt damn

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>>16662379
Something about that visible tiddy seems off, but noice nonetheless.

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>>16662384

I love her so much it hurts. She'll see nobody could love her like I can, I'd give her my everything.

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>>16662392
7.5ft x 2.5ft, it's going to be a pretty big life-sized Daki! I'm really excited to see how it turns out printed!

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>>16662159
Why hasn't someone made an Anubis scheduling app yet?

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>>16662399
Do it anon. You are the only one that can make her happy. You're the only one for her.

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>>16662402
>7.5ft x 2.5ft
She's a big girl!

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>>16662402
>7.5ft x 2.5ft
Dayum

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>>16662402
Damn, that's prime cuddling material right there! You better post pictures here once you get it.

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>>16662352
The old guard would understand and respect the thread saver.

For it's averted catastrophe in far scarier threads than this one.

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>>16662431
Anon, I've been here since the /a/ days.
I've never even heard of the "thread saver".
You sure you're not mistaking this thread for having a different origin?

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>>16662431

I don't know why Yao is fighting it. He's just going to come back tomorrow with a bigger bouquet.

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>>16662385
Come back when he's doing a good MG

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>>16662431
>The old guard would understand and respect the thread saver.
Same as >>16662433, I've been here since the /a/ days and I have no recollection of these "thread savers" you refer to.
> far scarier threads than this one
What's so scary about this thread?

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>>16662443
He can see the future. He knows what's going to happen soon.

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>>16662441
Rude.

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>>16662402
Genuinely impressed.

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>>16662431
>The old guard would understand
Nah, you're being a fag right now.

t. pre-part 2 translation /mgqg/

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>>16662402
Loens sure taking his time.

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>>16662502
I imagine if it's getting blown up to a 7 and a half foot printout its probably in some crazy high resolution.
Wonder how much this set wock back.

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Reminder to headpat your daughetrus

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>>16648185

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>>16662522
Awwwwwwwwww

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>>16662522
That's way too fucking cute
Lilis are for sexual but not these ones, these ones are for protecting

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>>16662522
You went in on this one, full color and everything
I think over the past month I've fallen more and more for Liliraunes. This is just making me like them more. That and being reminded that they have no problem uprooting an moving around.

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>>16662522
It's true. There is 0 sex on them. I want to protect those little plants.

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>>16662522
HNNNNNGGGG literally perfect. So cute and possibly sexy.

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>>16662516
Resolution size, this pic is an pretty big UUUU 4488x13524

Cost wise printing it out isn't that bad at all, only $150ish I think. Stuffing it is my current concern right now.

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>>16662522
Care and water your lilis young and they will mature into beautiful lovely women

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>>16662522
Adorable.

Now if only it wasn't 3 mbs.

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>>16662554
What's wrong with that?

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>>16662522
Pretty adorable there.

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>>16662522
>my idea was done
My prayers were answered.

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>>16662556
8 hours to load and an 80% chance of failing to download constantly due to phone.

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>>16662563
rough

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>>16662522
I was going to ask what it would be like having liliarune daughterus, but you probably just have one alarune per lili you impregnate. Or do they 'both' get impregnated when you impregnate one? How does plant pregnancy work in general? Do they birth seeds? Wait, I'm confusing myself. I just want to focus on cute lili daughterus.

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>>16662563
So that explains why half of all the image boards don't have any pictures on my phone. Never seen that happen before.
>>16662568
Now I can't fap and lay in bed at the same time. Thanks alot Hiro.

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>>16662575
Shill out for a PSP or something. It has a moderately functional browser.

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>>16662575
>Fap
Wait
To those innocent loliarunes?
Ist nothing sacred?

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>>16662548
the only problem i see is if it will fit on your bed if you lay it out straight

thats still a lot of wock to snuggle and I had no clue dakis could be up to that size, miia's daki excluded

is it going to be used in some sort of ritual? I hope it works

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>>16662522
They are the perfect daughterus.

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>>16662340
only loser centipedes, liches, and gazers would like me

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>>16662582
What? No. I don't have any desire to masturbate to pictures of loliraunes.

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>>16662586
Your daughterus are butt naked!

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>>16662582
Not even Wendigo nuns in cute habits are safe.

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>>16662340
It's okay anon, you don't have to lie to me.

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>>16662598
>Wendigo nuns in cute habits
That sounds damn cute.

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>>16662598
Speaking of which... It's Friday becoming Saturday, so don't forget to hug an Abomination on this day of Chaos worship.

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>>16662595
They're just kids! Innocent and pure! Ganna build a greenhouse for them to play in during summer!

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>>16662605
>Wendigo praying in a church amongst other Wendigo in habits
>"AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA"
>"Amen"

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>>16662613
I only praise Hathor and Cows

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>>16662522
Latenight you are truly too good for this world.

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>>16662355
>>16662329
Not him but,
>Monster
>Girl
>Game
>General
mggg was popular when MonMusu got an online game. That's where we get the bulk up of Crab's other designs.
http://imgur.com/a/CLg3E
>tfw no smug Fenrir to try to do bondage with, but she keeps breaking out

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>>16662630
But why would he bring that place up? This is the monstergirl thread from /a/ that jumped ship years ago.

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>>16662630
I think you have the wrong place in mind buddy.

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>>16662639
The Monmusu club's two blocks down?

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>>16662630

Shire is still the best.

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>>16662630
There are a lot of good designs in here, crabhate aside, a shame these will never be used again in anything.

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>>16662649
Indeed.

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>>16662652
Which one's the muscle centaur? Is there a second set of PNGs aside from the one posted?

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>>16662613
I'd rather hug an Automaton.

Preferably a maid.

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>>16662649
transplant from /a/Monmusu. What is the crabhate exactly? He's a hack writer? He doesn't have the rape aspect? He made it into a harem? All three? Something else?

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>>16662613
Nah, they can hug themselves.

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>>16662665
I'm sure with how they can creat things, they could make a copy and legitimately hug themselves.
Or create a copy of you for really advanced levels of masturbation.

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>>16662627
>>16662658
>>16662665
That's okay. There's always next week.

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>>16662659
All of that, plus monsterboys and furries and more recently more normies in the fanbase.

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>>16662583
>I had no clue dakis could be up to that size
>miia's daki excluded
Funny you mention it.
I've been having fun finding the right people to custom print, it seems like you can get whatever you want printed nowadays.

I'm putting in the order for this in a couple weeks, the full 7 meters.
Only 240$ for 2way tricot

If anyone ever has any ideas for custom MonsterGirl dakis, it's always a good idea to just reach out to the support team for the main Daki places.

I've always loved some of the ideas people have had for MG dakis.

What jabberfag is doing, the "L" shaped centaur dakis, loooooooong lamia dakis

I'd like to see more. Other ideas people come up with, maybe another lamia daki, maybe somekind of Kraken type daki with lots of arms. It would be fantastic.

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>>16662659
You'll find there's a lot of things that are highly hated here that stem from something that happened more than a year ago or just come from a couple people throwing an absolute fit whenever they come up because of personal preference
If more than two crab pictures get posted in a row, someone will come in and call it the work of a spammer and generally just drag the thread into a bunch of pointless complaining, so you kinda just learn to deal with it I guess
To be fair though, and what it may stem from, the regulars of /a/'s Monmusu threads are absolute cancer so the more discouraging one can be of letting people like the 'Reminder it will never be lewd again' guy and people like that the better. So there's a give and take.

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>>16662674
Oh god what. That's disturbing to another level, sasuga chaos monsters.

>>16662676
Won't be happening.

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>>16662659
This >>16662678 along with the fact that fags from the EMG threads are insufferable. Klaus being an exception of course.

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>>16662679
>Kraken daki with lots of arms
And here, now, I finally find my true purpose: That which I never knew I wanted has revealed itself

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>>16661879
>Non-Aggression Principle
>You get shot
Sure sounds agressive

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>>16662678
Like any of us can call him a hack artist or writer considering our average writers and draefags.

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>>16662694
This post is a violation of the NAP, enjoy your SCUD missile

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>>16662658
That Roomba has a knife!
It's a meido battle royale!

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>>16662695
Sure, but none of us have the major success that he does. Some feel it is unjustified.

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>>16662699
>Scyllas
>Cuddling
>Under
>Domes

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>>16662708
Clever girl

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>>16662689
>Shog makes a copy of you while you're away on business for a few weeks
>Come back to find her dressing it up in lewd outfits

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>>16662694
The NAP allows for an aggressive response to aggression initiated against you or your property as a way of defense.

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>>16662711
Thank god I don't have a shog.

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>>16662683
>>16662695
TTF and his being written into the manga is what made me stop going to the threads. Personally, it's still worth an occasional check-in because I want an EMG on the streets, MGE in the sheets.

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>>16662700
The Doomba will get first blood.

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>>16662718
What?

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>>16662712
Call it the "Lots of Aggression Principle" then.

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>>16662711
Sounds hot.

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>>16662718
The fuck does that mean? Did he rewrite the manga to self insert himself?

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>>16662732
There wouldn't be any aggression if nobody breaks the principle.

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>>16662732
The AnCap memes aren't done in endearment you know, the opposite in fact
>>16662728
>>16662735
One of the guys on the fan translation team who is a regular of the EMG threads regularly tweets and talks to Crab, and has actually appeared in background scenes in the manga several times

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>>16662740
So basically you're just jealous because he's living in 2d land with monster girls and you aren't?

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>>16662739
Sounds like the Naive Aggression Principle would be more apt, kek.

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>>16662740
Oh it doesn't bother me, I'm not that guy from above
I actually like TTF, he's a cool dude, its the rest of the threads that are absolute garbage

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>>16662679
i remember seeing a kitsune daki being done with 9 smaller tail dakis sewed to the back
seeing jabber getting a 7.5 ft long daki definitely got me thinking about getting a 'life sized' daki of my waifu
which would roughly be the same dimensions if not a bit bigger to give her some head room for her ears
the tail being sewed into the back sounds appealing but might be a bit clumsy

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>>16662752
Meant for >>16662745

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>>16662733
>She quickly absorbs (you) and then proceeds to pin you down
>"Master, you saw something you shouldn't have...."
>The last thing you see, besides a very revealing speedo and tie in your maid's clutches that was formerly worn by your double, is her luminescent lights and smile before your world turns black

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>>16662728
>>16662735
After Translation-Fag left due to the anime-fags and getting teased about her washer board chest, she dropped out of the translation team. Around this time, we were preparing the bike-cop gift package for Okaydo's birthday. A particular faggot known for wearing tank-tops stepped forward to translate the package and send it to Crab-kun because he was moving to Japan and was friends with him on Twitter. One thing lead to another, eventually his waifu, Polt, was getting special treatment and he was being drawn in the background

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>>16662740
And that's an issue?
How?

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>>16662752
>>16662763
Quit being a medium-sized neusiance and go back to /a/

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>>16662768
No, answer me. How is it an issue at all? It literally has nothing to do with you, or affects you negatively.
Is this real, genuine, non-4chan slang autism?

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>>16662773
I thought it was plain old jealously.

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>>16662773
I believe there's been a mixup in who is who in this conversation
I don't care either way, it's the guy writing in all spoilers who said it was why he left the threads

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>>16662759
I'd wear it for her on her birthday as a surprise

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>>16662782
Might be both.

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>>16662295
Hi, friend. You're looking for /vg/.

/mggg/ deals almost exclusively in MGQ related material, whereas /mgt/ focuses more on the encyclopedia. Although if you bring MGQ in here these lads won't autistically screech at you, which is more than can be said for /mggg/.

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>>16662793
>more on the encyclopedia

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>>16662793
>Throat length extremely prehensile tongues
sweatingman.jpg

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>>16662793
What sort of monster is that?

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>>16662807
The results of a mad, blind dragon scientist snorting powdered humanity and lord vessels while working in his laboratory.

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>>16662811
I figured.
Once you go gwendolyn you never go bendolyn. I don't even know what that means.

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>>16662793
Why was that OVA so bad?

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>>16662811
Comrade, is that you?
>>16662798
I'm sorry, do I need to lurk more?

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>>16662759
And deep below where the sun didn't shine we danced

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>>16662829
Was it that bad?
I'd give it a 6.5, "it was okay".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662840
You did the mash.

The horizontal monster mash.

You did the mash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662840
Tekeli-li indeed, indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662850
>>16662851
I can't take credit for that line. Some writefag here gets that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662793
DON'T SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT /vg/ REEEEEE!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662874
Delete unrelated images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662522
I want to water them with my semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662874
Remember anons, ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

Post seedlings.

[Anonymous No.]

say something nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662877
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662888
Ooooh dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662890
It's ok, I reported myself, mods will take care of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662882
But they're so cute and innocent!
>>16662883
Plant girls are just fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662886
She's the best second responder after the sharkgirl detects the blood first

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662886
Breathing underwater is pretty important, she provides a great service

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662886
Cute! CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662886
Gonna bully a sea bishop by stealing her tablet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662910

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662910
Return the slab

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662886
Underwater sex (and titfucks, blowjobs) would probably be pretty cool to try. How would her breast milk taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662910
What is written on her tablet anyway? I don't think I've ever seen her read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662801
https://twitter.com/regura/status/837778777585307649

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662978
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662978
>you will never be haunted by a lewd titty ghost

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662923
>What is written on her tablet anyway?
She writes down all the cute things she wants to do with her husband once she finds one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663006
That ghost has her priorities straight

[Anonymous No.]

Large spider butt.

[Anonymous No.]

Chorogon butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663042
(th)icc

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663042
>you will never feel that plump dragon ass on your lap while she codes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663042
It's a scientific fact that big thick lizard tails enhance booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16661987
It FUCKS you up. Think slurping some of Dark Matter's dark matter. Violently incubizes, just the way I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16661987
>Anubis
Never really thought about it. But if I were to take a guess, I imagine a bit sweet and creamy in taste.

Could be wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

What do plant girls do in winter?

[Anonymous No.]

Which afterschool club would you join, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663130
Die

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663132
Probably a plastic model or Pen and paper RPG club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663130
Probably fold up their sides and enter a hibernation like state. If they have a husband they probably curl up with him in there as well most of the time, though he can leave to get supplies and stuff.
Though they can uproot and move, I don't see them suddenly becoming migratory, doesn't seem in their nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663132
whichever one enhances the likelihood of a jinko tomboy marking me with her scent
>inb4 methonium page that we've all seen

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663152
Who dares summon me at the witching hour, give or take?
http://imgur.com/a/PqCpn

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663132
Yes if it gets me a chance my chance of getting the Anubis to notice me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663132
Volunteer clubs, the modern day side quest. With monster girls it would make the jobs alot more enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663167
Which monstergirls would be really turned on by knowing you do a lot of charity or volunteer work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663170
Anubi, Unicorns, Elves, and surprisingly Tanukis
>"Oh~? You do volunteer work for a charity organization right? That's pretty hot."
>I'm just trying to fill up my resume so I can get a job.
>"...Just bend me over this table and fuck me right now."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663165
This but with more muscles and chuffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663132
What kind of monster girls would be in the anime club?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663132
Whichever one lets me bum spider girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663132
Where can I find the Paladin fraternity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663185
Oomukades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663185
Gazers, Chubby Succubi specifically, Hobgoblins and their Goblin followers, the occasional Dragon, and a surprising amount of Undines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663190
Pretty much exactly what I was gonna say

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663177
>Anubis
>"Why are you joining the club then?"
>"Oh you know, just trying to get my things in order, improve my life and such."
>DampDesertPussy.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663185
Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663195
>Sea Bishop
>"So you're probably just in the volunteer org for a resume, right?"
>Actually I just really like helping people, it's our responsibility to help those less fortunate or in need.
>"H-haha, wow, that's great anon, h-hey, wanna come my place and go swimming sometime? You should do that, you should do that like soon, how about right now? Come right now. Please come over and get wet with me right now."
Well she's acting strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663177
>>16663195
>>16663207
So which of these girls is most likely to take you out to the supply shack and blow you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663207
Seeing orderly girls get like that is cute! CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663220
Tanuki. She'll pay you after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663132
>Join environmentalist club
>Constantly being fought over by a hippie elf, a total sweetheart Tentacle, a shy studious Flow Kelp and a Dryad upperclasswoman
>Shenanigans ensue whenever you all go on a nature hike or expedition places

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663230
>"Haaah~ That hit the spot. Thanks for that cutie. You want more like that just swing by my place after school. You won't even need to find a job if you show up enough."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663231
That sounds like it deserves a story.

That flow kelp is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663231
>implying the environmentalists wouldn't all be celibate to stop overpopulation, maaaaaaaan

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663233
>No tanuki sugar mommy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663243
That's not a nice way to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tech club is a Gremlin, her Automaton friend, and a Dorome that signed up for the wrong club but no one has the heart to tell her she has no idea how technology works

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663258
Aww that dorome sounds nice. I wonder if she's tries her best to understand what's going on and help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663243
>Tanuki Senpai constantly calls you to her house to pay you for sex.
>Anal, Paizuri, Oral, Vaginal, you've done it all with her.
>The day school gets out for the summer she calls you over for a summer long fuckfest since her parents will be overseas until summer break is over.
>Every day is full of ball draining sex, good food, and quality movies and games.
>And then you hear her muttering about how much she loves you in her sleep while also begging the you in her dream not to leave her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663259
She tries her hardest! No one really minds when she's in charge of setting up the projector for school assembly and takes five minutes trying to set it up only for it to get gunked up with mud by the time she finally figures out how it works.
Plus the Gremlin likes her since she always says 'wow, you're so smart Gremmy-chan!' at even the most mundane of things Gremlin does.
The true heart and soul of the club!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663260
Tanukis are actually good girls at heart.

>>16663261
That Dorome sounds too pure for this world.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, Page 2 without being over bump limit.
Did everyone get mauled by weresheep, cause I'm about to, goodnight thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663336
Good night anon, take care and don't burn down the tulpa.

Instead, remember that your waifu always loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663351
>the tulpa
Wait what

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663362
Ever wanted to trick your mind into going fucking insane just because you want to see your waifu for 'real'? That's a tulpa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663367
No I know what it is, why did anon say it there. It didn't make sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663373
Well, maybe he's gone down that dark path?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663379
I was looking for a relevant word to replace "thread". Unfortunately, only tulpa seemed to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663379
It isn't that dark, I'm enjoying it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663266
Fun fact, Nose Nuzzling a Tanuki while cuddling her is a one way ticket to having that massive ass bouncing up and down on your dick all day long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663385
You poor blissful madman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663390
It's definitely made me happier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662694
In theory it's the extreme application of 'your freedom ends when my begins' and justifies the use of violence solely as retaliation to violence.
Nobody resorts to violence = nobody has to use violence to retaliate.

[Anonymous No.]

Won't somebody help this poor girl down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663392
That post is 4 hours old, lets not stir pointless arguments

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663396
No but I'm more than happy to molest her butt and sniff her panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663398
My bad, I'm autistic like that, I read the whole thread or at least the beginning of each and can't help myself but reply to old posts.
Libertarianism is totally monster girl related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662399
>"Anon, will you be my living dil-partner tonight?
>"I'm really desperately in need of cu-your love!"
>"You don't mind me being on top, right?"
> ehehehe...got 'im...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663404
Do not molest the stuck spider butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662181
Of course not but machines with moving parts sometimes need a bit of oil to keep things moving smoothly.

>>16662185
Maybe not oil completely but oily in nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663408
What is spider butt for if not for molesting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663413
At least get her unstuck first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663414
It's just not the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663417
It's better because she won't keep calling you a terrible pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663421
But that's half the fun! Watching her squirm and protest while getting more aroused and flushed, until she can't bear it any longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663424
You can still do that after getting her down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663421
>>16663424
Life is all about getting insulted by spiders

>>16663429
But then she'd insult AND hit you, it's too much goodness for a single man

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663429
You make a strong case, but her protests and embarrassment would surely be more vigorous if I pleasured her in such a state. This would almost certainly create a far more enjoyable experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662916
OR SUFFER HER CURSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663456
Life is all about getting spiders to say that they love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663132
The afterschool club, where I hang out with dangerous Monster Girl Delinquents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663483
Life is all about getting spiders to stutter that they don't hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663486
Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663486
>You will never get confessed to by a big scary Spider Girl, while sitting on your tuffet, eating your curds and whey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662148
>Di-di-di-dii-dii di-di-dii!

[Anonymous No.]

Another update, http://i.imgur.com/w1NATKA.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663516
Wocks are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663132
Paranormal Investigations Club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663132
Human Rights Association.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663530
>>16663534
Are these the same?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663516
I have to wonder about how those wings work when they're attacked so flimsily and not even at her shoulders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663539
They don't work because Wocks are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663516
Wocks are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663540
I don't like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663549
I don't like Wocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663539
Wock wings are for hugs, not for flying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663132
The He-Man Woman Haters' Club.
I bet wearing a pin advertising my celibacy would get me raped a bunch by all sorts of girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663554
Where did nee-san touch you?
>>16663556
Ah, well that explains it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663530
Sounds cute.

Like it would be headed by a Lich who reminds everyone that Ghosts exist.

And they agree, many of them are students, but this somehow doesn't discourage her from hunting them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663560
>bunch of Ghost Girls rush into a room crying out "NUTBUSTERS!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663132
I'm not sure. I like making stories, but would prefer a visual artistic medium without too much technical skill needed. Is there any club that fits that? What girls would be in it? Besides an art fairy, that's a given.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663565
Fujoclops making shounen ai stuff and her Alp kohai and fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663132

Go-home club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663577
Great, I'm going to be put in 'yaoi' with an alp for the cultural festival's book each year, aren't I?
>>16663590
That's how you get delinquent girls to notice ya. Enjoy the hellhounds, manticores, and shirohebis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663593
>shirohebis

Wait what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663577
>Fujoclops keeps shipping you with an androgynous Alp sub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663596
Naughty girls, those ones. Be sure to keep away from them, especially if they offer you a bento box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663593
You're going to get drawn into her doujins fucking something that looks exactly like her if she had two eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663605
Her OC is probably a daughter of the Demon Lord, and is 10x stronger than a Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663605
Two eyes? But wouldn't that look less cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663593
>>16663598
Hey, I wouldn't mind "posing" with an Alp. It's for art!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663602
But they seem so nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663616
There's no boys with one eye, anon. It'd be hetero if she drew him with a Cyclops. And if she drew a hetero doujin with a 100% obvious self-insert, it'd be the same as confessing to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663621
That's how they get you. You're being all nice to them, but that one time you get left in her room alone and you peek into her closet, you'll find a shrine to you there with things you thought you lost ages ago put all over. If she catches you looking, she'll put that flame in you and you'll be hers forever and ever and ever and ever...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663516
My Wocky is my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663631
Why would you peek in someone else's closet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663638
Well, there was the light of a flame visible from the other side of the door. What if it was the start of a house fire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663641
Smoke detectors, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663644
Look, white snakes tend to go yan for the first boy to accept their affections, alright? I'm trying to save your pelvis for a nice kobold or something! I mean, do you want a snake woman pressing her body against your desperate form and slithering her tail all over you while staring into your eyes with a possessive glint, all while telling you how wonderful you are in a crazed voice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663649
I'll take whoever will have me.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girls would do enkou?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you prefer evil women who have a reason to be evil, or ones who are just evil in general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663709
Just evil in general
She's a monster, she doesn't need a reason to be evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663709
Recently it seems to be women that are just evil in general for me. Maybe even with a dangerous, crazy side to them that could mix in with the adoring side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663709
Any kind of evil woman is fine.

Lately I've loved the idea of a corrupted cc angel who wants to purge humanity but took a liking to me as a special exception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663728
Crazy kind of corrupted evil or a more rational type?

Crazy, murder happy angels are the best in my opinion

[Anonymous No.]

Taking a few simple daughteru requests

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663742
Crazy and wants everything to burn but comes across calm and collected about her goals until she gets into the combat side of things, then she lets the madness and bloodlust show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663749
Yeti daughteru making snow angels

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663749
Snow leopard daughteru playing in the fresh snow! Pretty please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663749
Raiju daughteru snorting some mad snow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663749
Lich daughteru reading a book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663749
Automation daughteru competing in FLL

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663749
Tengu daughter trying to fly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663750
That's pretty good
She gets bonus points if she has a tendency to burn down the cities and villages she fights in

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663560
>"but sempai ghosts don't actually exist"
>Lich-sempai blankly stares at the guy standing in front of her, wondering if he's ironic or retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663749
A salamander daughteru roasting marshmallows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663709
I like my evil women just plain amoral. If doing something evil gets her the best result she'd go for it, but not for it's own sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663798
>He says this standing right next to a Phantom and a Ghost

[Anonymous No.]

Its dark elf saturday?

i suck at hair colors, thats not white right? its...blonde something? need help figuring it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663831
Swamp gas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663756
Alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663749
Kobold daughteru getting her ears rubbed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663790
I see her as the type to stand in the middle of a burning village while holding a fallen warrior by the head and laughing manically.

It's cliche but girls like that are hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663757
No problem, got any refs of what a snow leopard mg looks like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663865
Not really, but it's generally decided they'd have big snowshoe paws, so besides that and smaller ears it'd be similar to a jinko but with a fluffy tail and spots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663862
>I see her as the type to stand in the middle of a burning village while holding a fallen warrior by the head and laughing manically.
That's VERY hot

Be careful what you say and do, her craziness might pop out at any time

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663848
>Yeti daughterus wear long white dresses to play in the snow
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663534
>Human Rights
>with mamonobama
I can only imagine one or two that would be applicable, given that MGs in sufficient numbers will usher in an age of peace.

With mamonomana, the two factors behind scarcity are eliminated. (1) Lack of resources (particularly relating sustenance and shelter) would be resolved by the sheer amount of demonic energy powering agriculture, if the World Guides are to be believed. (2) Human desire would largely be driven from the material and refocused on romance/love/improvement of living conditions with spouse.

Furthermore, society in the hugbox would, I suspect, be a lot less fractious so long as the cardinal sin of NTR is avoided. Ideology would probably be more or less unified under a few schools of romantic thought, these being (a) the seduction school, (b) the snu-snu school, (c) the rapebait school (e.g. Umi Osho)

Thus, by removing the primary causes of disparity and conflict, KC's hugbox of MGs has also eliminated the causes of humans rights abuses, largely obviating the need for a legal and/or moral framework of human rights protection. Just about the only two rights I can imagine are (1) a right from NTR, which will be quite difficult to word; and (2) a right to religious freedom, which the various Gods and possible Order followers will be quite religious about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663848
MUH FUCKING HEART

Daughterus are too pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663898
>there are anons on this thread who would stick their dick into genocidal MG

you are all fucking hopeless

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663848
Too cute, even if her paw are too small to give hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663903
Although some of those actually make a lot of sense.

But why you having a discussion about MG Law? Would divorce be illegal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663918
Are you implying that you wouldn't a genocidal MG?
Even if she finds you convenient enough not to kill you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663689
Dullahan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663935
>discussion about MG law
Occupational hazard, whenever I see the phrase "human rights" the law student machine takes over and I sperg out for a dozen paragraphs.

As for divorce, I suspect it would be criminalized as a political statement by whatever farce of a legislature exists, assuming the MPs can stop lewding their spouses long enough to pass the Bill. However, it would probably be one of those crimes that never see the courts; ignoring prosecutorial and judicial paralysis due to excessive lewds, mamonobama acts as a panacea to most if not all marital difficulties, thereby removing any need for divorce in the first place. Therefore, in the absence of actual criminal behaviour, there's nothing to prosecute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663918
I'd love to put my dick inside a genocidal MG, anon. It would be like a dream come true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663898
Of course, if worst comes to worst a cool down hug and a promise of a romantic dinner would hopefully calm her down.
Oh anon, I've been hopeless for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663958
No need to be such an examiner, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663763
Here.
>>16663877
I'm just really looking for fast stuff to doodle as warmups, I'll try to finish your request tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663970
Somehow missed a quote, second line was meant for >>16663918

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663948
The only reason a vampire wouldnt kill me is if she found my blood rich or something, genocidal MG dont love anything

>>16663960
Hopefully your MG is infertile

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663975
Alright, thanks for doing it even if I am giving you a lot of work to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663977
>Hopefully your MG is infertile
Holy shit anon, that's an extremely mean thing to say, even if we're not trying for a child yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663986
Genocidal MG dont deserve to breed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663971
It was an interesting question, so I decided to put some effort into it.

But anyway, what kind of MGs would be interested in this sort of technical discussion as foreplay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663977
>Hopefully your MG is infertile
Joke's on you, that's ideal for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663975
I'm going to have to call an ambulance in a minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663975
>Here.
Oh jesus just noticed this, thanks a ton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663989
Every girl deserves to breed, anon. Why would you deny her the pleasure of holding her very own daughteru just because she wants to destroy other races?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663994
perfect, hopefully both of you will be sent to a deserted tiny island in the middle of the sea and die not leaving any offsprings

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664005
because then the daugheru will continue the mother evil deeds

might as well cut the tree before it bears fruits

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663166
Student council work is tough work, anon. Also you need to hone your tsukkomi skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664006
You think being stuck on an island will stop a girl with wings? The island would just be a romantic vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663970
I don't think inviting a genocidal MG to a romantic dinner is a good idea
She might kill the server and cooked if something is not to her liking
You could always try your luck at cooking it yourself

>>16663977
>genocidal MG dont love anything
With a lot of time and patience you might be able to teach one love, but for the most part she'd just keep you around because you are convenient

>>16663986
>Anon gets a genocidal abomination pregnant
>She grows more and more confused as her stomach expands
>She doesn't know whether to kill Anon or reward him
I hope everything goes well for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663990
Tanukis love it when you speak law and business to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664015
cant leave by any means, you will just eat and drink coconuts

oh and Your MG will permanently have a condom inside

lets see how long it takes until one of you snaps

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664013
Of course anon. I'd take a big interest in it. That Anubis will be helping me and encouraging me aswell so it's all good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664026
>"Oh yes, Anon! That's it! File your 403b into my accounts receivable!"

[Anonymous No.]

Mamamo mana + lantern = chochin obake
Mamamo mana + condom = ???

[Anonymous No.]

Tubby tanuki business women!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664024
>You could always try your luck at cooking it yourself
That was the idea, a nice home cooked meal with candles and some expensive wine that was looted from the last village she burned down.
>>16664031
What a sick and twisted thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664024
i refuse to impregnate a genocidal vampire even if she was the last of her species

she cant force me to knock her up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664037
Gets them soaking every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664049
>she cant force me to knock her up
That's just issuing the challenge anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664039
You know those sea snails that swallow fish whole? Something like that, except it targets dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664044
Who call you into their office for a "special interview".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664046
dont lewd ixtab

>>16664054
whats the worst she can do? kill me for refusing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664061
Yep.
I wouldn't mind being called into the board of investors for such a thing.
Even better if a few agree to a mutual 'merger' afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664026
I'd incorporate a partnership and be her mutual fiduciary! I would gladly spend all night long accounting my profits to her, and make sure to give her a fat deposit! And when she tells me that the deposit has been used to form a subsidiary ("daughteru"), I'd do it all over again to maximize my return on assets.

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>>16664062
>dont lewd ixtab
None of the other girls under the fallen angel tag on danbooru fit the mental image I had in my head, they all looked too young or not evil enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664046
>some expensive wine that was looted from the last village she burned down.
Would you enjoy it if she described you in detail how she slaughtered every single person in the village while you were sipping on the wine?

>>16664049
She is going to leglock you so hard, and if that doesn't work she is going to chain you up in her dungeon, pump you full of drugs and breed you between every genodice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664077
jokes on her i refuse to fill her dirty womb with my seed

if that fails i will just make sex as annoying as possible, she will hate me and just kill me off

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664090
You underestimate how many ways she can restrain you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663848
>>16663975
My heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664077
>Would you enjoy it if she described you in detail how she slaughtered every single person in the village while you were sipping on the wine?
I'd actually love hearing about her exploits and I'd be like putty in her hands if she gave me something like a necklace which belonged to one of the nobles

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664093
good thing she will outlive me, i will last at most 40 years more or so then i will be free from that psycho

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664061
I want a tanuki harem....or would I be the breeding boy for those multiple tanukis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664104
Anon, you're being too tsun. Stop that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664104
Your age rate aligns with your waifu anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664122
this must be some special kind of hell
>>16664121
i am starting to dig the idea of being the fucktoy semen dispenser of a genocidal vampire

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder that Chaos marks us all.

[Anonymous No.]

I had an absolute blast writing this and I found the idea very cute. If you have an criticism or feedback it would be much appreciated.

The moral of the story is to always unconditionally love your big sister. Some parts of the story were emotionally hard to write for me because of how nice she is.

http://pastebin.com/gB1ExYLk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664136
Khorne girls are best girls.
You beat them and take them? They become your wives.
You beat them and don't take them? They go off to get stronger so THEY can take you the next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664148
Tzeench girls best girls. Parrot Harpy Dark Mage a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664154
You;re just saying that because they weave intricate plots to get you on dates and are smug himideres.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664136
I would pet that horned thing. She looks cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664156
But anon, that's exactly the kind of girl that I love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664162
Oh you say that now but eventually you're going to be roped into her causing chaos in the world so she can obtain greater power and keep you even safer than normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664170
I wish I could help a shimmering parrot girl do cute pranks around town.

[Anonymous No.]

i will bully a genocidal MG about her weight once shes pregnant with several daugherus

best part is she wont be able to go on her killing sprees anymore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664177
But she'd be mean to those cute green, girls who are just trying to take care of their sick husband.

[Anonymous No.]

Hug time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664140
Excellent work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664189
Very nice! And atleast its fairly pure this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663407

I would be beyond humbled. She could use me as she pleased.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664189
Shine on you crazy fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664189
Wow KDF. I love the eyes and features. They look really good.

This artist draws great. And like >>16664202 said. I may not like your fetishes but this is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664189

So sometimes my dog licks my arm when we're in bed. I'm pretty sure she's grooming me like she grooms her paws.

Does your waifu groom you KDF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664189
This would be top cute without the latex.
I wonder what a similar picture of my waifu and daughteru would look like. My wife is a legal loli and our daughter is huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664214
Not him. But it's a fantastic staple of Wolfus and Dogfus. Grooming them and having them groom you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664189
>look at the artist's gallery
>2 other of the waifu fags have commissioned them before
>one had both Miia and Wock
>they've now drawn all 4 OG /mgt/ waifus
sugoi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664189
Do you ever think about commissioning non latex stuff? That's bretty sweet by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664189
This is strangely adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664216
I agree it would be top cute without the latex and bondage stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you like your elves anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664226
Fertilized

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664226
Not meme rapebait

[Anonymous No.]

What is the appeal of monster girls? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664226
Prideful, haughty and respectful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664235

I mean it's going to vary. A lot. One of the things I like is the stark contrast between their looks and demeanor. I like the ones that look like they're very dangerous, but are actually very sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664226
Brown with a slim build, small chested but not flat and full of confidence.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for all the kind words anons. I'm really happy with how this turned out!

>>16664214
Most definitely. My daughteru would too, they'd both love doing some gentle licking when we cuddle. Kissing would usually be a messy affair too, especially when they get excited and more frantic with their licks.

>>16664219
Yes. I've slowly been trying to get good, less lewd commissions like this one so I can eventually show normal references to normal artists when commissioning normal stuff. I still want to get the lewd ones too, so process isn't very fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663837
I say blonde, very light blonde. Might even call it white, depending on lighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664245

Also I grew up playing old school rpgs so seeing harpies and lamias and such super sexualized is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664226
Prideful with sometimes skimpy clothing and ready to do really degenerate things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664235
The idea that a strange something strange yet familiar would actually want to have you. Like, for example, despite a Dragon ransacking a town every week or so with extreme prejudice, that she'd still dote over you to see if you're still happy.

Also sex. A lot of sex.

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>>16664235
The monster is on the outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664250
At least this one doesn't have a ballgag, which can be really weird if you use that in the reference.
But hey, it's your family so go at your own pace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664226
As black as my coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664235
Ok, I'm bored so I'll answer this.

For me it's a lot of reasons, but mainly it's the uniqueness. There's features of my waifu that a human girl could never give me. Also if we're talking about MGE girls. They're like females but 100x in quality and how much affection they give to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664226
Huge, haughty, and secretly lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664148
>Making Khornettes that silly
>Not making them into the Bloody Valkyrie tier amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664270
Yes, that was my realization a few weeks ago. Besides my first commission, this is the only other one that doesn't have their mouths obstructed. The next one will be gag-free too, as of now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664251
That should work, i refuse to have 2 people with the same hair color on my top 9, as long as light blonde is not white or sunkissing blonde i am fine with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664250
Good on you KDF. I'm proud you're commissioning some pure stuff. Personally it would look really cute to me. The latex, bondage, BDSM and ballgag stuff just disgusts me. Sorry about that. It's just personal preference, but you shouldn't be worrying about what I think, it's your fantasy and family.

[Anonymous No.]

Does /mgt/ remember the Khornate Kikimora greentexts that one guy did a long time ago? Those were neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664148
What if they beat you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664289
No need to be sorry anon, I am very aware that my tastes are irksome to a lot of people. I'll keep doing me, but I'm definitely working on some kink-free pure ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664296
First time without you winning?
Probably some intense molestation before tossing you aside.

If they come back and beat you after you defeated, but didn't take them?
They proclaim you their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664309
That's nice. Anyway, I enjoyed the little posts you did a while back about just you and your family doing fun things together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664235
It varies from person to person.
>some like the contrast between the monstrous parts and the cute human parts
>others like the thought of a dangerous girl
>there's also some who find the monster like features arousing in a way, like the thought of being pinned down by huge dragon like claws
>then there's the answer some give that the monster is on the outside rather than inside like with 3dpd
There's a lot more I haven't covered but really, it attracts a lot of different types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664226
Far away from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664292
Hi.
http://pastebin.com/6ug7CN75

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664315
I'm doing my best to keep a lower profile now, but maybe someday they'll come back once or twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664226
I like them ripped, I like them squishy, I like them armed, I like them hippy, I like them fashy, I like them dark, I like them white, but most importantly, I'd like one sitting on my lap now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664323
nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664339
Yeah it is probably for the best. And it's good that you stopped, pardon me, being an attention whore. And as someone who doesn't like your fetishes it was kinda irritating.

But it's good you're laying low. Staying at about the same level as a lot of other waifufags here is a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664342
>ripped elves

You've piqued my interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664342
that looks scary and arousing at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664347
I'll give you another one because you used piqued and not peaked
>>16664350
yes, that's the best part

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664342
Elves are cute be they chocolate, vanilla, or anywhere of the spectrum of soft and ripped

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664356
indeed, they give me the need
The need, to breed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664352
Why do ripped elves look so strange but in a good way?

And just thought I should add. Only recently I started using the correct term. After another anon on here corrected me and then told me my waifu would find it cute and that she'd take advantage of my lack of intelligence. This would lead to lewd "teacher and student after class roleplay"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664367
I can imagine a grammar nazi hakutaku who doms students who say shit like irregardless

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664360
That's because they are meant for breeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664371
I want a strongfat hakutaku-sensei in a suit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664390
You have the right idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664398
I want to give snarky answers to her in class while going for an A do I can be right but not in the way she wants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664390
The suit wouldn't be able to hold her.

[Anonymous No.]

Loli Liliraune trying to wake up an anon who is enjoying a nap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664382
I want to impregnate a dark elf with lots of daugherus on our first night

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664431
Loli lili making anon trip with a root and tickling him while he is on the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664431
Why would they wake him up?
Are the bees about to bully them yet again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664414
Please, she's a professional!
Just ignore how it hugs her chest and middle


>>16664433
A worthy goal

[Anonymous No.]

I'm legit at a loss on what to write about

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664431
I want two CC Liliraune.

One uptight and repressed student council type and the other a gyaru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664443
Don't worry anon. Give the thread a good hour or two and naturally good ideas will pop up. Or just sit down and have a good think.

Works for me and it might work for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664044
She never even touched a man before so she goes to the red-light district and gets easily seduced by one of the slutty prostitutes there.

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>>16664431
>Anon lazily sleeping in a lounge chair on a particularly warm spring day out in the yard
>Is awoken by the feeling of some wetness splashing across his face
>Blinks and turns to see both loli lilis hiding behind a petal of their flower, giggling to themselves and giving each other 'shh!' motions
>they hide there for a few more seconds, collecting some nectar in their hands, then get up to fling it at anon again, but when they look he's nowhere to be seen
>confused, they look around, when suddenly the whole flower rocks as anon pops up from his hiding beneath a petal while on the outside
>tackles them while laughing and giving them noogies, they laugh as well and cuddle against him
>finally end up with Anon resting with his back against one of the petals, his legs in swim trunks resting in the warm nectar, a lili on each arm snuggled up and sleeping against him with smiles on their faces
>Anon starts drifting off again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664438
No but he's having a dream about that hornet bully from school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664442
Do i continue pumping seed even if she got a torogao expression and her breathing sounds labored?

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>>16664445
I bet there's a lot of lilis that have this kind of dynamic
It says they work in perfect concert with one another, so they'd expertly play it where one gets flustered while the other teases her and holds her down for you, then have the perfect situation where the tables get turned on the confident one while the repressed one gives in and pushes you further

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664437
Anon rescuing loli lili from a forest fire by helping carry their flower to safety, then thereafter being their childhood friend that will eventually marry them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664466
Yep, keep going.
If she's gonna carry triplets she needs to look like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664466
What's the difference betwen torogao and ahegao? Toro sounds way more stupid though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664371
I wonder if she smacks them over the head with a ruler or a whip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664473
Until i am dry or until she begs me to stop?

>>16664474
Torogao looks less mindbroken and more like deep pleasure in my experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664476
Until you are dry.
Pump her full!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664476
Meh, same thing then.

[Anonymous No.]

Ganna use Mamono mana to become a huge hunk and then marry a shortstack Jub Jub!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664483
I'm going to use mamono mana to stop time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664481
Thats...gonna be a problem she force fed me a mushroom potion to make her first time memorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664483
Great plan. But hope you can handle her constantly fawning all over your body and worshiping your abs and cock and all with trembling breaths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664493
Keep going until it all gushes out like a geyser then

[Anonymous No.]

Woof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664493
And boy will it.

Just be sure she doesn't get addicted to the feeling, other dark elves may look down on her for trying to constantly be filled with slave semen

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664500
i will plug her nicely to not let a single drop spill out

>>16664506
i am sure she cant get addicted in one night, much less her first time right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664514
>spoiler
With your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664489
Ganna get bitten by a vampire and then use Mamono mana to stop time!

>>16664498
Yes, it's exactly what I want. It's also lewd as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664504
Nerdy wolfus a cute! A CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664514
Shes gonna love the stretching

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664516
Yup! and maybe a big plug if i need to get off her

>>16664521
i prefer her to feel good being filled with love seed, not the stretching

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664526
Anon, where you'd be going, there'd be no need to leave 'til sunrise

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664226
Gentle, lithe, and wearing a vertical striped sweater on cold days.

If I am going to have an elf waifu, she should be gentle in personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664530
I guess at some midnight elf/vampire hybrid home?.... i assume she would get extra clingy at nighttime because she cant get out alot during sunlight

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664342
IIRC back when I was on /tg/ out of boredom there was a greentext short about a mage and a ripped elf. She winds up confessing to him post-coitus about her affections towards him. And it had both sides of the story, both his and hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664443
Little petite chameleon dragons that have sparkly fairy breath teaming up with a Wendigo for thw big meat heist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664483
You need to put her in very humiliating and rough sex positions like full anal or standing 69

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664140
Very lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

Any ideas for a doodle?
I'm drawing blanks here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664603
A dhampir daugheru trying to munch a big loaf of bread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664603
Enriqua I-Glacies-as

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664608
>daughteru
Ask the other guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664603
An apsara waking up with bedhead and all groggy
I know they don't wear make up, but MGs waking up 'without makeup' are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664573
>humiliating

Anon I wouldn't humiliate my wife. I'd love her with all my heart and show her the utmost affection. Also most of the time it would be gentle soft sex with consideration and regular checking to see if she is enjoying it.

Only when she wants rough sex I'd give it to her. Hard.

[Anonymous No.]

Woah, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664615
Then simply a dhampir/vampire

doesnt need to be a daugheru

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664618
>bedhead
So ahoges everywhere?
Tell me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664603
Anything with Cursed Sword, she needs more love
Maybe doing something not-so-edgy out of view of others
Or doing something really edgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664603
A flow kelp being used as a backpack? Carrying little things for anon in her kelp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664603
A whitehorn carrying a dead guy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664627
Well hello mama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664630
Ganna lolify a cursed sword and use her as a kitchen knife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664628
I loaf to admit it, but I was saving a Dhampir for something hammy or involving rapiers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664641
Training with a Dhampir sounds fun. I like them a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664603
Griffon and Dragon symmetrical docking while they growl angrily at each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664641
In that case you can ignore my request, i am pretty sure some other monster requires more love

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664626
I imagine a shortstack JubJub married and perched to a hot guy would only need a few gentle slow pumps before it absolutely melts her and sends her whimpering
Maybe she'd even feel bad that she couldn't last longer for her hottie hubby

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664630
They got lots of love already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664640
>"Take this, butter! Ahahaha! You stood no chance against my sharpened edge! Now I shall smear your remains all over this toast! Oh, my bloodlust is nearly sated!"
>Give her a little kissu and her human form hides shyly behind your back blushing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664627
I shouldn't be having these feelings for mommy!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664664
Cursed sword daughterus are beyond cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664629
Ahoges, frizzy hair, baggy eyes, wearing an oversized sweater that belongs to her husband and holding a coffee mug. Still dances though with a groggy face around the kitchen while making breakfast for hubby, yawning as she does the splits flawlessly to get something from a lower cupboard and absentmindedly shaking her booty while she scrambles eggs/flips pancakes.
Then once her husband comes in and gives her a kiss and eats breakfast she perks up almost immediately, straightens out her hair and is back to her bubbly, perfect self.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664631
>flow kelp
>a fucking bundle of water leaves
Well, maybe.

>>16664649
>docked
So two spaceships crashed into each other, with their respective captains growing at eachother over their holotubes as Gremlins frantically run around trying to repair things in the background?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664682
I want to fluster up a just woken up vampire in bad mood!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664665
>Mommy
God, I imagined nursing handjobs with her acting all cargin like a mother. The food I just ate almost got out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664667
A Polt is nice, but you know who gets no love? Luz Ninetei. I can count the number of art she has on Danbooru on two hands, it's a disgrace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664685
>>a fucking bundle of water leaves

I appreciate you considering the idea anon. But please don't bully. That's over the line and such a little cutie like her doesn't deserve it. They're pure and haven't done anything wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664667
>furries

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664697
It's not like they can do anything. She just floats until someone fishes her, and even then there is a change he'll fuck and throw her back into the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664677
>Be an accomplished rogue
>Marry a cursed sword, settle down and have a daughteru
>tfw you fucked a sword, but anyway daughteru is cute as a button
>Her version of 'upsies' is having you throw her blade (which sends her human form flying as well) into a target she set on a tree in the back
>Always sends her laughing and begging for you to do it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664667
Burn her in hellfire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664703
no u

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664685
>So two spaceships crashed into each other, with their respective captains growing at eachother over their holotubes as Gremlins frantically run around trying to repair things in the background?
You silly bugger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664697
So far I've got.

Flow Kelp holding things.
Chuuni, hammy C.Sword.
And Aspara pre-coffee/post-all-night-fuckfest.

Gonna start later though, because computer needs recharging and I REALLY want to continue playing 2hu rpgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664603
A Nureonago sitting beneath a tree as it rains would be pretty neat. I've grown fond of them lately, and they don't have much art in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664714
Some Gremlins are on fire too.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664725
>post-all-night-fuckfest.
I'm interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664734
>draw a slime
You know how this will turn out and end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664738
Basically:
>fucked all night
>got 1 hour of sleep before alarm
>looks like hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664705
I'm going to set up a charity to prevent flow kelp fishing, fucking and then dumping.

This crime shouldn't be punishable by execution. Flow kelps are beautiful amazing creatures who only deserve love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664709
Stop anon. My heart can only take so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664627
FATTY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664737
Take a hike you insufferable EMGfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664737
Fuck off back to /a/ with your autism, you won't be tolerated here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664709
Wouldnt that hurt her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664725
I hope you the best of luck and I know it will turn out great.

Take all the time you need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664691
That sounds wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664746
Do you accept donations in form of love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664764
I'll need tree fiddy hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664745
Sounds bretty good.

>>16664746
C'mon anon, it happens with mermaids all the time, though I guess in their case they mostly stick with the fisherman and follow him around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16661874
Hi there, I don't use these threads but I was taking a walk through the catalog and felt like thanking you guys for posting Lich as she's my favorite monster girl. Until the next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664762
Nah. They're made of high quality materials.
>>16664752
>"Daddy! I accidentally cut myself!"
>Oh gosh sweetie are you okay? Are you bleeding? What ha- waaait a minute! Oh you!
>"Wahaha! Fooled you daddy!"
>Guess I should have been a bit 'sharper', huh?
>"...Alright don't push it dad."

Dad-joke rogue dad sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664767
Sounds disgusting. It's worse than daughteru dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664783
Farewell stranger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664774
Hell yeah anon. You could probably donate by loving your local flow kelp. Just go down by the sea and you're sure to find your wife.

>>16664778
Yeah. Who wouldn't want to be a fisherman with a cute flowkelp on their back? You shouldn't pump and dump cute girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664785
I need a cursed sword daughteru now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664785
>still wears a mouth-covering bandana and rogue gear everywhere
>casually shoplifts candies for his daughteru
>Wanted in six different towns
>Wife loves him but both she and daughter groan whenever he makes a sword pun

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664798
I mean, why settle with a kelp when you can fish a cute mermaid or even better, a mershark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664655
Oh don't worry. She'll either be trained or use mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664818
Because kelps are cute! Really cute! Heartmelting cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664802
What gifts does one get a cursed sword daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664627
Uuuunghf, I would run a fucking turbine train on thiccran.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664830
I don't know anon. They sound like a consolation prize to me.

You send all day looking for cute water girls and all you get is a flowkelp, so might as well love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664834
Knife sharpener.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664451
Well I mean, I have some ideas, but I'm not sure I want to post the basics of them in here of all places because they may or may not trigger people.

No, it's not fucking furries.

[Anonymous No.]

Hope you've been drinking your milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664851
Do you understand how much of a meanie you sound?

I can't be the only one who really likes flow kelps? They're just cute great girls. And to be honest, they're probably the girl I'd settle down with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664860
What is it then? Because if it's not acceptable here, then don't post it here.

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>>16664869
I want a punk rock Flow Kelp with kuu-attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664869
Not him, but I've been wanting to do something with a Flow Kelp, but their arms and leafy bits keep confusing me,

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>>16664864
Must've taken a lot of Hathor milk to achieve that level of thicc.

Very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Muscle manti are for cuddling!
And giving fruit slices!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664864
NO! I never drink milk.

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>>16664869
>Do you understand how much of a meanie you sound?
I can't stop.

But hey, I believe there are two or three guys that also love flowkelp. They are just underrated.
I think they would make a nice combo with Unagi-jo with their whole cooking thing.

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>>16664877
You go get her anon! She sounds cute.

>>16664880
Don't worry anon, the flow kelp can confuse beginners at first. But once you've ascended to the ultimate understanding of flow kelps. You'll be like a pro.

If anything just headcanon it, just imagine what they do with them. Obviously they wrap it around their husband so that's something.

>>16664891
Yup, they definitely would. Maybe it would be cute to see a seaside food and drink bar that's owned by a Unagi Joro and Flow Kelp.

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>>16664883
And a lot of love
>mfw when all the girls I've done are thicc
>>16664890
How else will your bones withstand prolonged snu-snu?

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>>16664189
Imagine all they annoying squeaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664909
>>mfw when all the girls I've done are thicc

That's not a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664864
Happy cows!
Face-crushing thighs and booty, but happy, friendly cows!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664788
>It's worse than daughteru dicking.

I disagree, daughteru dicking is worse in my opinion.

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>>16664909
Don't try and trick me Anon. I am never drinking milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664864
I can't tell if the cow in front is being smug of her high quality milk or just giving a welcoming smile
Maybe it's both

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>>16664352
>>16664342
I don't like such chunkily ripped elves. They're a race of dexfags and their musculature should reflect this. Like, the brown one would be 10/10 with slimmer arms, shoulders and biceps I feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664925
Duly noted. I just like hips and bust.
>>16664927
Face-sitting is gentle thing for them unless they see red. I'll have to draw facesitting one day, there's not enough of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664941
Dex is nice but I want strength and Con build elves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664929
Well, daughteru dicking is worse as it's a ""crime"", but an older girl pretending to be the mom of a 20 year old guy and nursing him while touching his dick gives me another level of disgust. I would rather date a chaos monster than have that happen to me.

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>>16664933
But her milkshakes bring cute boys to the store
>>16664936
Nobody, knows it's a mystery. Maybe Mama-cow saw her husbando and is thinking of lewd things.

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>>16664944
Oh it wouldn't be intentional.
They'd think it would be a gentle, loving and relaxing face sitting and the husband wouldn't have the heart to say otherwise, but when that colossal backside gets it's full weight down it's all he can do to survive till she gets back up.
And yes, you should. Truly the most intimate position, maybe.

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>>16664945
Yeh but even then I feel as an elf shouldn't be described as hulking. I may need to see more muscle elves to form an opinion. The ones posted have way too manly shoulders and arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664864
>These huge ass horns
I'm going to ruin her wasp waist by impregnating her even though she is too thick for me
No man can refuse to breed a monster girl with horns like those

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664952
>I would rather date a chaos monster than have that happen to me.
What if it was a christmas cake Wendigo pretending to be your mother and giving you a nursing handjob?

I actually sort of want this.

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>>16664961
Muscle elves are great, they tend to do hard work in the woods and, as such, are far less haughty than the dex or int elves!

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>>16664869
Flow Kelps are actually popular going by the threads. I'm still not sure why, because their whole thing is just floating around uselessly getting tangled in things.

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>>16664952
Momdom is top tier in form do long as you aren't begging mommy to breastfeed you. Get a nursing hanjob, but let it be clear your waifu is just a superior and mature older women who loves you, not necessarily your mother.

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>>16664958
That pesky mama cow! How scandalous. I bet she's the kind of wife that thinks she's being scandalous when her husband gives her a kiss in public

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>>16664969
Canon breast and ass expansion

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>>16664958
No, she'll have to force me to drink them!

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>>16664967
I would bite her nipples and fuck the shitty mommy out of her. If she wants to nurse someone it's going to be out daughteru. That or I would puke.

>>16664970
But nursing handjobs are so shit and the way she would treat me would be too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664968
Hey my elf is full dex! how rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664876
Basically, in no order of completion date/willingness to do it:

Short with daemonettes from each Chaos God, some kind of pre-DL to post-DL story between a man and a long-lived monster (Without copy-pasting Enemy Mine), and some rewrites I don't feel like going into.

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>>16664959
Maybe her husband is an ass man who enjoys warm holst ass.
>And yes, you should. Truly the most intimate position, maybe.
I think that that would be suspended congress, but yeah a little facesitting never hurt anyone.
>>16664963
>I'm going to ruin her wasp waist
Damn it, I thought the waist were decent this time.
>No man can refuse to breed a monster girl with horns like those
I've been drawing girls with huge horns since before I knew what monster girls were, trust me, I know my horns.
Plus, big horns mean better fertility.

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>>16664986
Am I wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664987
That second one sounds interesting and could be great. I guess it all depends how much you care about a few random anons reacting, there's always gonna be people that act like you killed their mother for writing something they don't agree with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664983
>nursing handjobs are so shit
If you like dick in your ass, you could have just said so from the outset, amigo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664983
>But nursing handjobs are so shit
Spotted the alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664998
erm nope, shes tall slim and very haughty

and too clingy to boot

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>>16664993
Oh he most certainly is. That's why he doesn't say anything when she practically squashes him with it. A match made in heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664980
Anon, do you need a titty momster to forcefully give you a breastfeeding fetish?
>>16664975
Knowing how cows actually act, that wouldn't surprise me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665005
See?
You can get the Muscle and Con build elves in naked aprons quite easily and they're always fawning over their husbands.

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>>16664969
Well anon. Imagine being a defences little bit of sea weed flowing through the water, you've been lonely all your life. Then a man comes along you loves you, treats you right and puts a smile on your face you've never gotten before.

That's what a flow kelp is. Also it makes it easier to protect that smile since she's always attached to you. And I dunno, I kinda have a fetish for girls who are dependent on me.

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>>16665003
>>16665004
>Would rather have my dick inside the girl and breed her
>Alp
It's not my fault you can't fuck your mommy's pussy with your little dick so she uses her hand to get you off, Anons.

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>>16665015
you dont understand, thats a facade she puts up in front of the others

at home she tackles me down and doesnt let me go while she whispers how much she loves me and how someday she will be a good mother

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>>16664987
Ok anon. It's actually not as bad as I thought it would be.

That sounds alright to me, heck I'd read it. But it's just some anons here really hate Chaos stuff. But if you want to write it then you shouldn't listen to a bunch of grump pants.

And to you grumpy pants. Turn that frown, upside down!

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>>16665023
Literally nothing says you can't do both. Do you hate regular handjobs too?

[Anonymous No.]

Stop responding too him, he is blitheringly angry and it seems like he's about to hurt himself if he's agitated any more.

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>>16665025
The other elves don't bother with that!
They hug their husbands out in the open with their strong arms!

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>>16665023
Ok, I'm not really involved in this. But it sounds like you have a severe case of "personal prefences". Don't worry! It's not a bad thing, it's just when you like something that some people don't and that's perfectly ok.

But telling people their fetishes are shit isn't the way to go. I dislike daughteru dicking but I don't scream at KDF, I be polite and friendly to him. That's how we're supposed to treat each other in such an environment were we get to talk and appreciate cute monster girls!

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>>16665023
Only a monkey desperately thinks of sticking it in with no other form of play possible.

That can home after the handjob, foreplay is a thing.

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>>16665034
Am I retarded if I can never tell which side these posts are referring to? They both seem really autistic, arguing over the dumbest shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665047
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665009
Yes!

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>>16665007
>Big Holst slowly puts husband down on a bed and lays him flat on his back
>She gets on the bed on top of her beloved husbando, slowy raising her big ass above his face
>Starts slowly grinding her soft butt against his face as she slowly unzips his pants
>Sloppily goes to town on him as she grazes his pasture as he tightly holds her big hips and makes her move just a little faster

Big Holst are pretty great.

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>>16665037
and full dex elves secretly lewd you in public but they do it so fast only you can feel it!

at home they are deadly cougars

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>>16665031
It's the mommy stuff I hate. Like I've said, it just seems so weird and disturbing, and the nursing handjob goes hand on hand with it.

>>16665041
I find them shit, yes. But that doesn't mean I'm an Alp does it?

>>16665045
I should fuck Kakuens then.

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>>16665056
Hooot damn, yes they are when they do that
And free recovery milk after. Unbeatable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665058
Do you're fine with normal handjobs, you just hate tits

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>>16665058
>But that doesn't mean I'm an Alp does it?

Of course not!

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>>16665056
>Sloppily goes to town on him as she grazes his pasture

Hnng. I can hear the soft full-mouthed 'moo's and the sound of the bedframe creaking dangerously when she presses her massive ass down hard on him.

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>>16665057
Speaking of Dex Elves...

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>>16665076
oh my

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>>16665076
Barb is a good man.

That tummy is for licking. Over the suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665081
Guess I'll do the Demon too.

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>>16665093
Wew, ass fang.

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>>16665069
I'm fine with my waifu touching me and me touching her and I'm fine with attacking her tits too, but laying down on her lap and gently sucking her and she takes cares of me in a motherly is a nono combination. Just seems way too childish.

>>16665073
Should have said those things to the posts that I was replying to then.

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>>16665074
>eyes glaze over a small she lazily gulps down load after load after load, slurping and lapping up any bit of overflow that dribbles from her stuffed mouth
>doesn't realize she's been casually bringing her ass up to full height before slamming it down and grinding it around her husband's face for the past ten minutes
>when she finally lazily rolls over and gets up he's passed out with a blissful expression on his face in the middle of a giant Holst-ass shaped imprint in the mattress

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>>16665056
Good lord.

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>>16665093
Well now it just seems silly not to post the third and final. I didn't know the species in particular though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665093
looks deadly and gorgeous

i like it

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>>16665103
So what, you dislike delicious monster milk? You know the only way to get it is to suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665093
Sweet lord that ZR and ass makes me diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665105
Jesus

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>>16665055
Hope you enjoy the soft yet forceful embrace of a big motherly waifu/momster shoving her heaving lactating breast into your mouth before bed.
>>16665063
Breast milk is best milk.
>>16665074
I think I may have just given myself a facesitting fetish.

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>>16665117
I said that I dislike the momdom thing and how childish and stupid it looks. I would suck on her tits, but not like if I was a little kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665111
Puffy undead vulva and child rearing hips.

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>>16665125
>Hope you enjoy the soft yet forceful embrace of a big motherly waifu/momster shoving her heaving lactating breast into your mouth before bed.

Oh yes. But what kind?

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>>16665111
i want to impregnate this lich

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>>16665105
Well, now I want to be have ass on my face and slap it.

Great.

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>>16664869
Flow Kelp sounds so comfy. I just want to float on warm ocean, stare the empty skies above and ignore my problems, the world, everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665138
But what about the ten thousand+ feet of pitch dark ocean beneath you? There could be anything down there...

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>>16665143
I bet there are a lot of girls having sex with their husbands.

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>>16665138
Don't sit out in the sun too long with a flow kelp. She'll shrink in size and become very tight. And she'll want your saliva in her mouth to gain fluid.

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>>16665093
Be better if she was blue or red or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665155
but shes red?

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>>16665155
Red demons are delicious, better than the purple ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665145
Would a Flow Kelp be able to defend you if you were both accosted by a gang of horny mermaids while floating?

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>>16665166
Yep, she would wrap herself around you and absorb some water to look big. That should scare the mermaids away unless they are dolphins.

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>>16665128
So you're fine with handjobs an you're fine with sucking on tits, you just arduously hate the two combined.

Well that's your prerogative anon

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>>16665056
>>16665074
>>16665105
Fucking hell its too early for me to be mining diamonds

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>>16665132
>Anon sitting in his bedroom, despising milk.
>Curses the heavens for the white gold
>A huge, curvaceous 8 foot tall Holst wearing a sweater breaks down the door like the Kool Aid Man
>"Did someone order milk?~"
>She picks him up and gently forces him onto her lap as she sits down on the bed
>Slowly sliding up her cowprint sweater, she slowly presses her light pink nipple into his lips until he gives up and lets it enter
>She softly kneads her breast to get her warm rich, creamy milk flowing into his mouth
>She gently moos into the night as she slowly caresses his bulge in his pants

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>>16665166
Kinda like this >>16665178. She'd absorb a lot of water and lovk you in a ball of her kelp. Keeping you protected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665166
IIRC their kelp is hard as steel. She could just wrap you up in it head to toe

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665183
I gotta yell about how much I hate milk now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665157
Oy!
They're all good

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665194
What is it about the Demon's claws that give me a huge fear boner.

I just imagine her threatening to cut my throat with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665192
That may result in a Holst/Mino Duo 'raping' you as the Mino rides you cowgirl with the Holst face sitting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665204
They look powerful and sharp, but deep down you just want her to trace them down from your neck all the way down to what she's going to suck to seduce you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665204
or they grab junior with those

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665210
That's lewd.

>>16665211
THATS REALLY LEWD. I want her to stare in my eyes while she grabs my junk and squeezes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665194
I was just pulling a demon's husband's legs.

[Anonymous No.]

Flabby Foxes Fondled Frequently!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665216
then her eyes widen and squeezes harder the bigger junior grows up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665219
That demon's husband is ME
and they are now ANGERY LEGS
>>16665204
This guy is starting to get it
>>16665210
>>16665211
>>16665216
Smart fuckin people right here

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>>16665229
literally custom built for breeding

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>>16665180
Yep, being treated like a little kid and that position would make my boner kill himself.

Funny since I like big and haughty girls along with femdom. It's really just the mom stuff.

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>>16665227
Would be pretty hot to see those eyes widen as she feels your dick growing bigger.

Is this when she slips out the "Ara Ara"?

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>>16665229
Here is a demon to calm the angry legs. It's a demon sacrifice to the demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665235
yep just ignore her growing blush and slighly salivating lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665229
Sharpened claws being lightly traced across the body is one those things that give me goosebumps just by thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665209
You're just making this sound better.

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>>16664927
I misread this as Harpy Cow

Harpy + Holstaurus Chimera when?

And do not say Jub Jub because that is not a vanilla MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665253
She wouldn't even be able to fly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664997
>>16665026
The bigger issue is thinking of a new pen name, because reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665248
What about that, but with the addition of the Demon whispering just what she's going to do to you breathlessly into your ear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665246
Hmm. My angery legs have been calmed for now by the sight of sweet Demon pleasure-patch.
>>16665232
Sexy Demon
No weakness
They are the fucking strong
>>16665248
And when she feels you getting aroused she starts digging them a bit deeper and you're fairly certain she can control herself and isn't actually going to eviscerate you in a lust-fueled frenzy but then it starts drawing a bit of blood and you're not so sure
THEN you shall just begin to know the joys of fearboner

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665229
are those pants spats and fur-lined booty shorts at the same time? Being such testicular temptress should be illegal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665274
everyone needs a weakness else she becomes a mary sue!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665268
>>16665268
I couldn't handle the sultry tones of her whispering things in my ear, and since she's a Demon, odds are that she's gonna start licking it too.
>>16665274
Hnng.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665287
Is that what you want anon? For a sultry demon to start licking and sucking on your ear while her hand creeps down into your pants and starts jacking you off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665277
>"Hmm. Husband likes all of these different types of leggings to oogle at when I strut around teasing him. I know! I'll just combine them all into one!"
S m a r t. Smarter then the time she tried to combine all the different meme sweaters and it just came out as some loosely hanging tatters of wool, that uh, that time wasn't so smart.
>>16665279
Her weakness is getting pumped full of her husband's sinful spirit energy like stuffed turkey while he pulls her hair and slaps her ass until it changes color
So mildly specific but a weakness it is.
>>16665287
>"Are you afraid of my claws, human?"
>"You should be"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665298
>Second comment

TOO LEWD

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665298
>>"You should be"
Little does she know that I would have a very powerful nail clipper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665297
Yes and yes.
>>16665298
>spoiler
Oh my, it appears that I have pitched a tent.

[Anonymous No.]

Ganna travel to a Demon Realm and steal a demons panties!

[Anonymous No.]

You have 1 week to prepare yourself before the Behemot ushi oni demands a sacrifice (you) to save the village from destruction

how do you prepare yourself? will you be able to survive her snu snu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665277
It's convenience clothing. That left side is left exposed so she doesn't have to remove her clothes for sex. She can just pull it over to the side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665321
I would make her a mere female cow with my seduction technique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665314
It is a Demon wife's solemn responsibility and personal vow to get her husband to say 'TOO LEWD' once a night to her. And then to go even further the next night. She writes it down in a little journal every morning with cute chibi pictures of herself on the sides of the pages in the poses she's tried either with a green check or red x.
>>16665315
N-Nani?!
>>16665318
That's how you end up one day suddenly answering a knock at your door to see her tapping her foot impatiently and holding her hand out asking you to give them back, you pervert
Then waking up that night to her screaming maniacally in your face as she rides you rough and hard with you chained to the bed and a ritual circle illuminated around you to summon you back to the Demon Realm when you climax

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665321
> will you be able to survive her snu snu?
Not. At. All.
But, I would attempt to get something to make it easier to rape the rapist. Barring that, I'd walk in nude, no point in escaping the inevitable.

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>>16665317
Next thing you know you're going to have a plump demon ass in your face with her dripping pussy ready for you as she takes your dick all the way into her throat.

>>16665318
That's a good way to get a demon to tie you to her bed and jack you off for hours.
You'd only get a few strings worth of cloth anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665333
I honestly want a sultry vampire do all those things to me so badly while pumping her full of seed as she bloodsucks me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665297
ever since I stumbled upon ASMR of drunken fox assaulting my ear and dong, this is all I want.
>my mouth is feeling lonely~~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665341
Link?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be a gladiator in some monster neutral city, earning bank by honing your body and your skills with your weapon of choice, and fighting with your dick on the line, where the loser is either shown mercy or brutally raped before tens of thousands of people

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665321
Get ropes and coffee. Ushi oni is a cow spider, I'll make her drunk and then tip.

>>16665333
I'm immune to monsters. No even claws will get me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665338
Wonder how she'd feel if I somehow managed to put her in standing 69

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665340
It's perfectly applicable to vampires as well! Powerful frightening singirls are great in many forms.
>>16665338
>Demon sucking you off
>She suddenly looks back/up at you with a pout
>Ask her what's the matter, were you being too rough?
>"No, the opposite. It's not as fun unless you make me cry choking on it~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665350
You know you'd lose on purpose to the first species you find attractive
I would, everyone would, there is no shame in that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665350
>Fighting the local champion, a muscular scarred Dragon
>Anon's beaten, bruised, and staggering, but he gets back up.
>"Why are you still trying to fight? Just lay back and let it happen stud."
>I can't give up, not yet! If I do, then my pride will never let me forgive myself!
>soppingwetdragonpussy.gif

>>16665353
Heart Pupils all the way anon.

>>16665355
You know what must be done anon. Grab her head, shove her down balls deep and then use her horns as handlebars to facefuck that demonic throatpussy until her mouth is overflowing with your cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665333
>Demon's sex journal! (Keep out hubby!)
>Today I tried to fit more of my tail in hubby's mouth. It's understandable that he doesn't have much of a gag reflex (Reminder: Buy more bananas) but I'm not sure if he's totally on board or just too embarrassed to say. He definitely likes chewing on the tip of it, but it remains to be seen if he's secretly into it going any further then that. Will conduct further experiments! As usual, alcohol will probably help the truth come out, mixed with a nice dose of corrupting agent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wUDTkOzLQA

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665361
Now I can only imagine a Demon leglocking my head as I press her upside down body against a wall and start thrusting and going down on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663975
I missed the chance to ask for loli/child MGs doing child things like the yukionna in a snowsuit, shit like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665368
Wouldn't it be going up on her though?
>>16665361
You bet your ass that's what I'd do to her. Gonna blast so hard in her mouth and throat that some comes out her nose and mixes with her black tears coming down the corners of her eyes.
Then afterward, of course, give her some sweet recovery time and make her favorite (non semen-based) smoothie to sip and soothe her throat with while curling up in bed in matching bathrobes because we're actually total losers like that and no one can stop us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665375
Just don't sleep next time. Think about the little ones and fight for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665382
>Wouldn't it be going up on her though?
Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665382
You're a good man and your waifu is lucky to have you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664758
EMG?
Whats that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665396
It's reversed MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665387
>CheshireShitEatingGrin.jpg
>>16665388
Gaw shucks, not a quarter as lucky as I am.
I like to think they're the same size bathrobes too, so it fits normally if not even a bit big on me and is like a lewd bathrobe minidress on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665321
I replace myself with a carefully crafted dummy and flee town!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sit on Wurm-chan's head!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665360
No? That would be a huge insult. I'll fight to put her down and rape her myself. It'd be the first instance of me not showing mercy and raping the fallen too. But that's what a wight gets for being 11/10

[Anonymous No.]

I couldn't handle it and had to make this.
Hopefully, I don't get a three day vacation

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665407
aaaaAAW SHEEeeeeit
She's diggin it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665407
Thicc Anon has blessed up with Holst face sitting.

Thank you anon, you're doing god's work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665407
>Bell on her tail
>the ringing gets faster and faster as she bounces her ass on his face
You keep on practicing man, you hear? You got potential, for real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665407
>That face
Muh deck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665409
>>16665411
Yep, it had to be done.
>>16665418
I'll keep at it. Hopefully my waist'll come out right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664737
Fun fact: Kobolds could potentially be literal poonhounds since sex is the only exercise where you use all of the body's muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665418
This.

I feel like this anon will soon become a valued drawfag. His art is improving aswell. He's already won my heart by being a Salamanderfag with some CUTE daughterus.

Keep doing ya thing mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665428
You know once you get it down and get further down the line it's within reason to have your style just be having waspy waists on thicc characters. There are plenty of artists that have that as a stylistic choice. Just keep practicing and develop yourself and once you get the basics see where your style takes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665428
>Hopefully my waist'll come out right.
Your waist isn't actually a problem in this pic I feel. The hips are just slightly too wide. If you look at her shoulders, her waist seems about right.

[Anonymous No.]

>Flow kelp's Shinji Matou hair and "clothing"
Holy fuck. Anyway, any of you guys have some sort of reference pic involving a girl looking around behind her that shows off the back and butt? I want to try something.....new.

Also, do they even have hands? I'm not seeing any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665442
>>16665446
I appreciate the sentiment, I really do
>>16665452
Finally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665454
You mean like this?

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2646415

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665355
thats the funny part shes full tsun tsun saying how she never wants to have babies and she would never teach daugherus the vampire manners

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665461
I was thinking of a more "bending over" one instead of standing up.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your Pharaoh wife will never be a strong willed mistress in public and a doting cuddleslut in private

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665454
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2646658
If you're looking for a more bent over one

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665475
But can she REMOVE GRAPESNEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665474
Looking back + ass on danbooru has a lot of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665483
This should do.

>>16665486
And this should cover me if it doesn't.

Thanks, you two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665474

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665451
>ywn be boobjobbed by a holstaurus
http://imgur.com/UfNjGS5

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665484
They're half sisters, anon. It's sisterly bickering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665497
Gonna give that fox a litter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665512
>you will never spank a holstarus
https://i.imgur.com/aSC0IHc.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665454
So you're going to get spicy with a Flow Kelp?

Good man. Good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey kid, wanna go for a swim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665527
SWEATINGMAN.JPG

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665451
>>16665512
>>16665527
Goddammit, now I'm getting worked up.

Again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665530
Don't talk to me or my daughteru ever again. Don't talk to my waifu either!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665530
My flow kelp wife might not want that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665527
>Please punish me/I've been a bad girl!
Why is this phrase and it's variants so boner inducing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665530
My mom said not to talk to scary sharks at the beach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665530
I'm sad the only Mershark story worth noting is Love Bites from ELH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665530
I love the hair and the face is pretty good.

But anon, where I'm living in MGE it's very cars to find an ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665529
Spicy?

Either way, I still need to know about those hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665530
I already have a waifu excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665556
Spicy.

I mean it's cool that you're doing hands, but I always imagined flow kelps not having them, rather their kelp is their hands. But still I can't complain, it's ganna look great anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665527
Never been a fan of that kind of things

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665545
Never fails to turn me on either.

I swear if a dragon/female lizard bent over and asked me to punish her then I would completely lose my self control.

[Anonymous No.]

It's not degenerate if I want my waifu to put a ball gag on my mouth, blindfold me and then do lewd things to my body? Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665545
I don't know and it just gets the urge to violate going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665571
Only if its degenerate for me to try and cumflate a unicorn and plug her up with a vibrator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665527
>That pussy juice

A NEED TO BREED

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665571
Nope. What species is she? I remember there was a guy that wanted to watch anon and his waifu do lewd things like that. It was fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665530
Reminder that punching Sharks in the nose doesn't always work, sometimes it makes them even more angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665568
>>16665573
Fucking right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665563
>great
Have such expectations for the other guy.
He's coming along better than I am. I still have much to work with and around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665571
Not at all anon! That sounds like a great time actually, My waifu and I love doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665574
I mean, that's pretty degenerate. But if that's your kink man, then go for it.

>>16665579
Anubis. I had a lot of free time today and I got this sexual fantasy of my waifu gagging me, blindfolding me, putting the mummy curse on me and just teasing my body until I cum. The fantasy really got the blood flowing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665581
Uncensored where

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665586
Don't beat yourself over about it.
If you put effort into it, someone'll like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665593
The best bit is her trying to act pure while she watches her movements so no one else picks up an 'extra' noise.
But yeah, you got your answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665589
Like I ain't even into any of that BDSM stuff the cool kids are doing. But hot damn it sounded lewd. The only thing I get to hear is her voice in my ear and her paws on my body.

I wonder if the mummy curse also enhances how ASMR feels? Woah. Now I'm getting more lewd ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665597
http://imgur.com/a/iYNLs
Jawsome

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665581
Just a bop should be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665593
Be careful anon, if you go too lewd with her she might do it a few more times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665603
Looks like they're going to reenact jaws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665582
I want to make a proud dragon wear a school swim suit and give lubed up paizuri like a soap land girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665586
Your stuff is coming along great as well. I wanna see you start experimenting with shading and light sources a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665568
I want to be a husband to a big,grizzled Salamander Mercenary Captain.

I'll embarrass her by fussing over her clothes, making sure she eats the right food, keeping her tent nice and clean.

Also baking cookies for the rest of the Mercenaries. Just keep our campsite nice and tidy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665582
Jeez, if my waifu started doing that kind of stuff and laid face down in my lap, I couldn't resist fingering both of her holes and proceeding to do her in the butt from behind while sticking my fingers in her mouth so she can taste her lewd juices and lick it off my fingers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665601
>I wonder if the mummy curse also enhances how ASMR feels? Woah. Now I'm getting more lewd ideas.
I'm sure it would anon. ASMR isn't my thing, but knowing monstergirls there would probably be a spell or a potion or some kind of technology to enhance ASMR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665615
Never ever.
Shading is beyond me like your waifu is for you.

>>16665598
If you say so.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a human girl turn into a Mershark if one bites her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665639
I think that's Vampires anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665639
Probably, which would be horrifying for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665639
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665582
>Big insanely powerful Dragon flashing double peace signs in a lewd rabbit outfit saying "I'm anon's slutty fuckbunny~"
Every fucking time.
>>16665624
>licking her own juices off your fingers while you pound her ass and spank her
>"P-Please sir may I have some more?" with her mouth expectantly waiting open

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665639
Knowing KC, that's probably correct.

Same thing with Large Mice. Which makes the idea of a Mice Plague more terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665629
I wonder if it's like a lotion you apply to the ears.

Personally I don't even know if I'm into ASMR. It sounds good when I'm doing it to my waifu and she's doing it to me. But when I listen to ASMR it makes me uncomfortable. Like blowing in a cats ears.

Although that one ASMR artist that some anon linked here a few threads ago was really good and I've been listening to hers almost every night. The one with the Chesire ASMR. So in conclusion, I dislike regular ASMR, but only specific ASMR I like especially when it's with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665649
Reminder that RIGHT NOW! The dreaded Cheese Bandits are plotting the cheese heist of the century!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665648
>spoiler
Jeez, if that kept going I might as well give her more as a reward for not moaning loudly while being spanked.
Might even violate her pussy earlier if she kept it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665662
How do we stop them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665662
It's just cheese, who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665662
Just replace it all with hathorite cheese.

Then they'll be too chunky to fit back out and get tossed into prison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665663
Just make sure at some point you dump five or six loads down her throat so fast she's burping it up all throughout the next position.
She hasn't been fully punished until she's haggardly breathing in a pool of both of your juices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665667
Are you nuts anon? They are going to steal the fucking moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665684
That doesn't make any sense, is this some retarded bullshit some Phantom made up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665667
>All the Cheese from the great Swiss Cheese Bank is gone.
>Cheese prices skyrocket due to lack of cheese.
>Market goes into turmoil, cheese is too expensive to buy conventionally.
>Cheese can now only be bought on the black market at an affordable price. All profits landing in the pockets of the Cheese Bandit's baggy Mouse Trousers.
>Cheese Bandits rise to the top, overthrowing Governments, the world crippled from the irreversible economic damage.

Yeah Anon, it's only cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

Would your waifu want a grand luxurious wedding or just a simple celebration at home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665654
I can definitely understand that anon. There are plenty of things that don't really sound nice to me or things that I don't know if I'd like them or not, but if I was doing them with my waifu there'd be a good chance that I'd like them at least a little.

I guess that means I really am a slut for her, but it doesn't feel like a bad thing if it's her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665689
Anon the moon is made out of cheese. They are going to take the whole moon for themselves and we won't have bloodmoon lusty waifus anymore. I'm not a phantom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665677
Well, of course she'd be drowning in a cocktail of our mixed love.
She'd be thoroughly violated, punished and stained white.
I'd still give her a warm bath and wash her back and grab her hips while she leans her sensitive twitching body against my chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665692
Like I said, just replace it with super concentrated hathorite cheese and you can just walk up and grab them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665684
Isn't the moon a Dorome though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665697
Amazing what waifus can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665705
No, that's the space rocks and shit, saying that the moon is dorome is like saying that the earth is flat. The true moon is made out of cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665696
I'm not sure. Whatever her traditional form of wedding is. Given she is a monster girl, I imagine is probably sex filled.

What if MG weddings are liek our weddings but instead of an altar, it's a bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665696
Knowing her, she would want the former while inviting her entire circle of high class undead.

I need an Aspara to teach me how to dance asap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665701
Absolutely. More smart people this thread I see.
>sensitive twitching body against my chest
And while you slowly and gently scrub her clean you have to lean forward and whisper in her ears between little kisses on the side of her head how she's been a good girl and deserves whatever reward she wants
Ah, the life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665696
Atlach-Nachas don't know and/or care about weddings
You might be able to convince one to get out of her cave for a wedding but she wouldn't particularly want it
Imagining an Atlach-Nacha in a wedding dress gave me chess pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665713
Whatever you say anon.
Whatever you say...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665699
Go away, Phantom. Your ideas are dumb and a waste of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665717
Or in the case of Demons, both

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665727
Oh you silly dorome moon believers.

>>16665729
Wow rude. But the moon being made out of cheese is know by everyone and sooner or later the mice would plan to steal it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665720
Of course you have to reward her by telling her that she's a good girl for going through the punishment.
That's how you get a long kissing session in the shower (and depending on the monster girl in question, a long warm tongue) and soft cowgirl and lotus position sex.
Maybe even while hugging and holding hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665737
Whoops, I'm retarded. Meant for >>16665714

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665674
>Be security guard at a renowned Cheese Bank
>Hear a commotion coming from the main safe
>Impossible, they'd need to have cracked through layers of high-end security to get that far.
>Open the large vault door.
>Inside you find a bunch of overfed Mice Girls.
>They've gone straight into the supply of fast-acting, extra-strength Holst Cheese. Couldn't help themselves.
>Their new gigantic breasts and fat-bottoms are weighing them down.
>Shake your head and chuckle to yourself. Picking them up one by one, they groan about having too much cheese as their new endowments jiggle and bounce around.
>This will be fun to explain at the next security meeting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665726
I wonder if her weddings vows are something like "I-I hate you! But you're ok"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665696
I'm pretty sure that a fire newt marriage is just a long night of passionate, warm sex after a short ceremony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665747
So the bed is the altar? That's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665399
Why would someone be autistic enough to care about that ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665749
Of course, this is what you gotta do to get them.

Have a honey pot right in the beginning with super concentrated hathorite cheese to weight them down before they get anywhere.....

I wonder if corporate would let me keep them?

Some mouse molesting is gonna take place while I get the papers finalized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665760
Bend them all over a table, lining up their rear ends from smallest to largest.

Then play the Mouse Butt Bongos until the others arrive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665741
>spoiler
Oh I'd have it no other way. Just like one must go as hard as possible in punishment, one must go as gentle and sincere as possible in aftercare.
>>16665754
They're suckers for sacrilege, you know? All the psalms are in reversed latin though. You gotta hire a real nice Demon choir for it, really sets the mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665767
Play the but bongos
Grope their chests
Squeeze and pat their pudgey bellies.

Gonna have fun with those mice till everyone comes in.

May or may not tie them up in lewd bondage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665768
What about a demon waifu in a tradiontal Christian human wedding? If I had a Demon wife, that's what I'd do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665768
>gentle and sincere as possible in aftercare.
You're a fellow "nigga", y'know?
But yeah, nothing would beat deep kissing, hugs and gentle lewd as we'd slowly go to sleep after being bathed after severely violating her and turning her into a personal fucktoy for a while,

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665696
My waifu wants to get married on Halloween with just our close friends and family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665777
I can see that, mister holy numbers.
I guess some might be into that, why not. Don't expect her to make eye contact with the priest though.
>>16665781
I shall wear the title with honor.
Here's the ten million dollar question though: Who, after such a perfect night, makes breakfast in bed for the other the next morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665750
Expect a lot of blushing and flustering

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665775
>Leader acts tough, mocking you when you spank her rear end, saying she barely felt anything.
>Pull down her pants, revealing an incredibly stretched pair of panties, with a cute child-like cheese pattern on them.
>You can't stop yourself from giggling. Her cocky, defiant behavior is quickly replaced with embarrassment as her face goes red. She stutters, telling you to shut up, but you keep laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665788
Then again, I'm the kind of guy who'd splash a Demon with holy water. So what do I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665792
Gonna feel up her rear and asked if they were that small on her rear before the cheese while I lightly slap it.

Gonna ask the other girls if they take taste in underwear after the boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665696
I would like to have a luxurious one with her. I bet dragon are pretty picky with weddings too, filled with rituals and things like that to bound us together forever. It would be in a beautiful place, filled with flowers and expensive decoration!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665788
> Who makes breakfast in bed for the other the next morning?
Oh shit, I don't know. While I'd like to imagine her wearing an apron over a loose shirt while her lace panties are showing as she cooks, which may or may not result in groping, molestation and kisses from behind but I'd love to imagine her smile after having something nice brought to her so we can eat together on the bed and watch something in the morning.

I'm conflicted.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if corrupting religious pure priests/men is a nice pass time to watch in the Demon Realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665806
I usually view it as if she makes breakfast in bed for you it means itll be a lewd morning for what you spoilered as well as her going under the covers to give you a sensual blowjob while you eat whereas if you make breakfast in bed for her it will typically be a more cute cuddling morning though you could always do the same under the covers for her too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665841
Corrupting other is fun no matter what. Didn't you see what happened to the poor dragon cultist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665844
>eating her out while she eats your carefully prepared food

Sign me the fuck up!

[Anonymous No.]

Have some med rare beef.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665841
I still like that idea of a quiet monastery of defenseless virgin Monks who live in isolation, but are one day attacked by a P'Orc warband, who take up residence in the monastery and keep the Monks around for breeding, cooking them food and brewing them alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665841
I know I'd certainly try and facilitate it as a spectator sport in our neck of the Demon Realm.
>>16665850
>Ask her how it tastes before you circle your tongue around her clit
>She moans and leglocks your head to shove it further against her before cheekily replying 'You tell me~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665863
What about the one young monk who gets the attention and affection of the warchief's daughter and becomes her playmate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665847
His purity, gone.

Real shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665868
Then he gets carried off by her to the 'breeding room' where they've thrown together a bunch of pillows, mattresses and other soft objects that they can have sex on top of comfortably.

He's going to give her as many P'Orc warriors as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

You are anon, a strapping young lad who is following his fathers footsteps as a heroic gladiator. After your last match you've become the master of your local arena and have announced your plan to leave for the nearby city to join their gladiators in a tournament and climb to glory.

However on the night of your departure your long standing rival, a lizardman, calls you out for a secret midnight duel. After watching her fight her heart out as if her life was on the line, you emerge victorious. She quickly breaks down and goes through many cycles with tears dripping down her face, first demanding a rematch, then begging you not to leave before finally kneeling before you, clinging to your shirt and begging you to impregnate her. She's taken some potions and its certain that if you cum inside her, she'll get pregnant. She just wants some part of you, as you climb the stairs to glory and some one little to introduce to you when she eventually climbs to where you are.

What do you do, keeping in mind your all important dream of becoming the most powerful warrior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665844
Well, I would enjoy for her to make me pancakes and give me a kiss on the cheek before saying that she'll take a short nap before being surprised by her giving me paizuri and blowjobs under the covers.
All while she ask if she's being a good girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665864
But don't you think it's mean doing that to those poor men? They just want to live a happy life worshiping the chief god. They don't need evil monster girls taking their purity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665872
Anon, I was implying they were both kids.
The breeding room's for her sweet sixteen.
Just imagine her prince carrying her playmate to the breeding room for deep kissing and impregnation with a big excited smile on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665859
Oh carbman, if only you had enough foresight to notice how you messed up her story thing.
It really could've been easily improved with a few details added and removed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665875
Ask the wiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665871
It was his punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665885
I'm being genuine, I was just thinking about it in the shower and wondered how I'd react put on the spot like tat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665875
I'd marry that Lizardman in the spot.

But it's hard to imagine this because I'm not the kinda guy who likes being a warrior or a gladiator in MGE. And the sight of a crying defeated Lizardman would've made me really sad, so if we're going back a little in time. I would've let that Lizardman destroy me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665888
Didn't he call some guys waifu a doppel or something? I mean saying he deserved that kind of corruption is a bit far. But hell it was enjoyable to watch his mind give into lust and love for a Dragon Zombie. That self harm stuff was a little weird though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665841
What do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a general consensus on what and where the Monster Girl world is? Alternate Earth, or a different world entirely? The Encyclopedia has it's own lore, but some of the stories and greentexts I've read seem to take place in modern times. Just curious to what most anons prefer.

I've always liked the idea of catastrophic transportation from one world to another (for example; a ship or aircraft), and how that event, the aftermath, and the culture shock would affect those involved. If done right it could make for an interesting story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665875
Why not take her with you?
Or better yet, give her a flick on the forehead and make a promise that you won't lose to anyone but her, and once you claim the top spot you'll come back to her.
Years later, return to the arena where it all started in disguise and only reveal yourself when the announcer asks you who's challenging their champion.
Watch her legs start to tremble when she recognizes you and remembers the promise you made to her all that time ago and princess carry her out of the arena after you win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665884
>Remove boyfriend
>add in bull prostate wand

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665893
Yes, he called my waifu doppel and then said she wouldn't love me after the things I said.

But yes, his descent was pretty nice and being a maso is completely okay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665859
Get this whore out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665895
>Foolish mortal, I am your god now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665896
It's a different world, but that takes inspiration on Earth.

Zipangu = Japan
Order Territory = Europe

Etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665876
>Spoiler
Whohohoho, god damn. And throughout the day her acts of teasing and just generally being sexy build up enough arousal that you throw her over the bed at night while she's begging for you to punish her, and we're right back where we started.
Like I said, a fantastic life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665898
Or keep the boyfriend and remove the fact that she's a complete bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665897
>>16665891
But what if you don't particularly hold anything for her other than a respect from warrior to warrior. Would you marry any girl that wept and begged you to impregnate her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665895
That poor man. Although, I have this fantasy of being a pure young Order preist and then being corrupted into a Demon's Cumpup

>>16665902
No anon! You're making it worse! It's a bad evil fantasy! I want to stay pure! PURE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665898
Pretty much.
>bull prostate wand
>sweating.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665908
Anon, if a monstergirl hurls herself at you and begs you not to leave her then she really fucking means it. That's a girl you could spend a happy life with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665908
>Would you marry any girl that wept and begged you to impregnate her

I'm all honesty. It would be real hard to say no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665895
>>16665902
>>16665909
These are the fantasy romances akin to princesses being rescued by princes that little Demons dream of
The bigger the 'fall from grace' the more 'romantic' in their eyes
Trust me, I would know

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665896
I prefer the canon setting but stories based in a modern one once in a while are okay too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665906
It's just a cycle of gentle and lewd teasing that builds up to her being bent over and taking it hard on the bed.
It's great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665875
No way fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665899
Something about watching people get corrupted is just so delicious. It's hard to describe but it's satisfying.

Who knew such a guy was secretly a Masochist who wanted a Zombie Dragon to punish him for his "sins". I wonder if that's why he hasn't been seen for some time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665875
Impregnate her and leave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665925
The best, the best, the best.
>>16665930
I thought he was the guy writing the Zombie Dragon story and wrote that Jabberwock one earlier in the thread
I think he's just cooled off on the Dragon Cultist shtick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665912
Well when you put it that way, I'm sure I could abandon all my notions of my "favorite" species and my dreams to do dangerous gladiatorial shit and just settle down with a girl who genuinely loves me.

>>16665935
So you'd be the kind of man to leave an army of pitter-pattering legacies behind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665919
But really. Could any of you anons actually watch a priest who was breaking down in tears and reciting prayers be corrupted? Like don't you think you'd feel any sort of emotions for him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665930
I agree and I'm not even a Demon. 10 bucks says that he is too busy worshipping his dragon and writting stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665859
Urge to get BEEFED intensifies...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665911
Would use it for dp with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665941
It's like forcing a kid to eat vegetables. It's for his own good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665940
Who said you had to settle down?
Form a Tag Team and decimate the opposition.
Besides, I said to come back for her after claiming the top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665938
Wait that was the Dragon Cultist guy? I thought it was just some random guy. The more you know I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665940
Might be back after becoming the strongest in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665941
Oh honey you took a wrooong turn somewhere
I really need someone to draw the most sinister/smug Demon face possible, but I feel like that would be too small for a commission

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665938
>>16665943
Hi! I'm having a great time worshiping Dragons and writing stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665941
Speaking as someone who's a gigantic slut for his adorable demon waifu, I'd feel happy that he's being brought into a wonderful new married life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665954
Could always go with her being smug as fuck with a glass of wine in her hand and posing like she knows how hot she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665947
>>16665954
But what if he just lived a normal life in a monastery. Imagine how frightened and scared he must feel suddenly being teleported away in the night to a Demon Realm, then to be corrupted slowly and painfully. How can you sit there and tell me you wouldn't want to stop this?

Poor anon didn't deserve this.

[Anonymous No.]

>All the Demonfags and their waifus standing around a panicked monk chanting 'Join us' as another Demon slowly starts sliding her hands down his front like in >>16665895
Yall are committed I'll say that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665941
If there was anything I could do to help him, I would.

But it's all so hopeless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665962
Ooou, that's even better. Well then I know what I'll be looking for. Great idea!
>>16665963
>How can you sit there and tell me you wouldn't want to stop this
Cause I'd have given the damn order
A moment of discomfort for endless days of pleasure. He'll suck it up. And who said anything about pain? Only if he's into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665965
That's evil! No religious pure man deserves that!

>>16665971
You could asways step in? Maybe stopping the corruption and demanding they let him go and never bother him again? He's in tears anon, don't tell me you aren't just going to look him in the eyes and say "No, you don't get to live a happy life"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665954
>That pic
There's just something about arms behind the head that's so lewd. I love it. I want my waifu to lay back and put her arms behind her head while I pound away.

>>16665963
>then to be corrupted slowly and painfully.
I wouldn't say painfully is the right description anon.
And in this case, slower would be a nice thing.

>>16665965
To be fair, not many of us would still be in said circle since our waifus would've dragged us to the side bedrooms to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the best way to cheer up a lonely dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665983
Spray you ass with gold paint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665975
>Ooou, that's even better. Well then I know what I'll be looking for. Great idea!
Glad I could help, demons really are great for that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665983
Praise her lots. Always works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665841
>>16665895
>Monk getting put into a candlelit circle, surrounded by a wild menagerie of the Succubus family
"Pray, little man."
>Starts reciting the Lord's Prayer in Latin, German, English, over and over again
>A Succubus smiles, her milky white breasts toppling out of her bodice as she disrobes, topped with perky pink nipples
"Oh... He's a strong one~ May I savour him?"
>Several of the coven members nod, she lets out a girlish giggle, stepping into the circle with the monk with some difficulty
"Don't worry, my little mortal. This'll feel... orgasmic."
>'Vater unser der du bist im himmel....'
"Oh! He's shy. But I know just how to bring him out of his shell."
>Her touch prickles his flesh through his robes, nettling them with desire. The rosary in his hands feeling hotter than any iron need be for any craft.
"All you have to do is give up your Faith, and I'll take you to Heaven."
>His prayers start to get more and more unsteady, his Adam's apple bobbing as he continues his prayers for the third cycle
"Aren't you going to finish him off?";"Stop playing games and just do it."
>Succubus shoots her sisters a glare, squatting down to rest her breasts into the small of his back
>Leans in to whisper to him, where only he can hear her, her tongue scaldingly hot against his ear lobes
"Stop your prayers, little man. While your blithe ignorance to this situation is amusing, you'll never escape me. I have your scent."
>One hand reaching down to grasp his balls, his ram-rod erection hidden by his robe. Flirtatiously laughing, the Succubus grinds her breasts and loins into his backside
"Now repeat after me; 'Our Mother, Hallowed be thy name'..."
>'Our Mother, Hallowed be thy name'
"We shall learn what the bed desires, whether hard or soft"
>Monk repeats all of the verses after her, ending in 'In this we pray, our Lady of Lust'
>Her wings fully unfolded now, a glaze on his eyes. Daintily she disrobes him and lays him on his back, his erection standing like a flagpole
"Good boy, good boy. Now, to commemorate our union. I'll go on top, shall I?"
>He groans as she sinks her hips down onto his, eyes fluttering as she smiles at him, eyes glowing red against the coming darkness
>'You won't kill me, will you?'
>The Succubus blinks, mid-stroke and laughs, her sisters joining her
"Eat you? Oh no no no no. I know how to just take enough of your energy to not kill you, after all. Only the truly wicked deserve such a fate... But rather I'm going indulge you in such pleasures that I can feel my name on your flesh for the rest of our days."
>...
>Brother Lucius wakes up the next morning, no worse for wear, thinking it but a dream
>Though... there is a strange tattoo on the back of his left hand, like an ornate crest or stamp
>A heart surrounded by a pair of two wings
>The name Azael glimmering somewhat, his breath becomming haggard
>Remembering her touch, her smell, her taste
>He needed more

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665975
But deep inside anon, deep inside he'd feel broken. He knows he isn't happy, he's just forced to be.

Every night he still cries himself to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665977
>Evil
No, it's enlightened and happy. I'd crouch down by him and tell him it's not bad at all and that that demon just wants to show him affection and love in the way only she can. Maybe tell him about a completely nonsexual romantic thing me and my waifu did once.
Then I'd shove him to her and tell him to relax and have some fun for once.

>>16665983
Snuggles and treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick wife picture! Been commissioning a lot of butt lately, can't leave out her boobs.
Even if it's a picture of just her boobs.
>>16665954
Anon, a lot of artists take bust commissions and I'm sure you could negotiate something, but in general sometimes you just have to ask an artist about an idea and see if they're up for it.
They probably will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665981
Yet again, your excellent taste shines through.
>Not many of us would still be in said circle since our waifus would've dragged us to the side bedrooms to fuck
Can verify this, absolutely true.
>>16665992
Well he has an eternity to figure it out. And as my esteemed colleague said >>16665993

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665991
This has to be one of Tammy ultimate fantasies.

But it's evil! And wrong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665996
Thanks for the heads up gazerfag. I've gotten a few commissions of unrelated things waaaay in my past that were decent, though have made me rather stingy in my selection of commission artists now. If I'm getting waifu commissions I feel like I'll accept nothing but the top quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665977
You can't reason with monsters, Anon. They are literally incapable of empathy in regards to puritan lifestyles. Their way or the highway.

I don't know, maybe we can banish the interloper away with the unifying power of song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObqoRHlswcE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665991
Man, this is why the order will lose. The dude should just tell her to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665993
>>16665997
The man just wanted to go to heaven. Don't deny him this.

The more I talk about this the more I want to become an Order Priest so I can set and example for the other priests. Telling them how evil Demons are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665530

I'm not a kid anymore. But yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665954
Something like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666004
Superior version. https://my.mixtape.moe/xrhvii.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666010
I bet you are one of those easy to corrupt guys that will only drag the order down.

>>16666013
SMUGG

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666004
>regards to puritan lifestyles

That's why I'd teach it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666010
Is the Chief God's heaven really any better than Pandemonium? In Pandemonium you live forever with a girl who loves you with all of her heart. In Heaven you dick around in the clouds with a bunch of other dead assholes and stuck up angels while the Chief God plots to send humans back to the days when monsters fucking ate them wholesale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665991
Hot
Fucking
Damn, that is some good shit right there
Corruption is olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665991
This awakens something in me...I feel a need a very strong need to PURIFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666016
My mind is strong. I don't give into petty evil lust like you heretics.

I will never become some Demon's play toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666016
Guess it worked then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666024
>In Heaven you dick around in the clouds with a bunch of other dead assholes and stuck up angels while the Chief God plots to send humans back to the days when monsters fucking ate them wholesale.

It's better than being some sinner who's going to hell. And besides, I'd rather have monsters that eat us than sinners who give into lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666010
Oh stop buttering them up so much!
She'll take him to heaven, if he just lets her.
>>16666013
My fucking nigerian from another hemisphere, this will work perfectly. Thanks a million, may you have all sorts of sweaty Salamander sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666032
Highly doubt it. And I didn't give in to petty lust like the other guys, I'm a something elsefag.

I guess my waifu is one of the least lusty monsters species too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666032
>petty evil lust
It's cute that you think that's my motivation. 100% pure love on my part.
I'm gonna nuzzle my waifu's nose, make her laugh, comfort her when she's sad and hold her hand tightly when she gives birth to our first daughteru and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666039
>may you have all sorts of sweaty Salamander sex!
Thank you, glad you liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666038
>Implying that people who fuck monsters go to hell when the satan analogue is firmly on the side of monstergirls and created Pandemonium.
Is this what it feels like to be a smug anime girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666013
I'm imagining that one tall demonfag's waifu making this face when people start talking shit about corruption now
>Problem, purityfags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666013
Looks good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666025
>>16666000
>Thinking shitty greentexts are 'good'

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if you want anything but a glorified dildo you have no place liking or talking about anything related to MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666056
You'll burn in eternal hell fire, don't trust what those evil monsters are saying. They're lying to you.

Remember anons, put down that Monster Girl Encyclopaedia. And pick up a Chief God's Bible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666067
Back to the /a/ dumpster fire with you. It's where you belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666059
You're not implying that I created a meme, are you?

I think I fucked up. Oh well.
>>16666063
Thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666056
>>16666059
>It seems my sinful superiority has seduced you into a simmering snafu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666001
I usually aim for quality with proper ideas, but when it comes to silly things like "I want a picture of just her butt" it's more about price and a fitting style rather than super high technical skill. I wouldn't commission somebody like doom or hyanna-natsu for something like that wifeboobs picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666067
It's okay, you're allowed to have shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666073
Chief God's not gonna suck your dick for being such a white knight order boy.
She's just a stammering, pathetic understudy for the old bastard who clocked out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666013
>>16666059
>You'll cowards don't even snort dark matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666087
>implying I give into petty evil lust like you sinner

Don't you dare speak those words about the Chief God. You're probably a demon or have been corrupted by one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666087
I would get myself some blessings and go out to beat some monsters and get Dragon. Working with the CG sounds too shitty so she's only good for buffs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666075
Do you mind if I slap some colors on it just for fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666109
Why the hell not, do it, it'll look nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666096
I'll say whatever I want about a bitch who has no power over me.
Gonna cuddle my cute waifu all day long, completely nonsexually, and there's nothing your precious nerd in the sky can do about it.
Gonna nuzzle her nose and tell her how much I love her while my head's nestled between her horns!

>>16666099
The Order is the worst covenant. You'd be right to get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>pure christian guy ends up banging the hottest bioweapon and having offsprings

ITS NOT FAIR

[Anonymous No.]

Factions were the biggest mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666114
And you're going to hell you dirty sinner! Hope you enjoy eternal suffering and torture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666114
Don't misunderstand me though, this extremist corruption is shit too.

Here's the plan: Get blessing, get waifu, get incubised, work as a mercenary and treasure hunter with waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666117
SHE WAS ONLY 3 YEARS OLD[.spoiler]

I always thought it was funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666127
they are literally made to age extremely fast and stop at their prime body condition, no?

and fertile like rabbits

[Anonymous No.]

Alright anons, let's hear where you work and which MG would most likely be your co-worker (based on the job)
I'll start:
> Landfill
> Probably an Automaton or Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666126
That's a pretty bad plan if I'm honest anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666124
Who's gonna torture me? My demon waifu?
There's some holes in your plan here anon and they're pretty fucking huge.

>>16666126
I'm not part of the "extremist" faction. I just believe that men should learn to accept girls that love them and stop all this silly "killing each other" nonsense.
Being childhood friends with a Demon puts some things into perspective for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665788
morning-after cuddling shall not be interrupted by unnecessary exits from the bed. Honeymoon resort will have top-notch room service Kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666139
>Hardware store
I literally have no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666141
Why would that be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666139
>animal-free farm
>troll, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666145
>I'm not part of the "extremist" faction. I just believe that men should learn to accept girls that love them and stop all this silly "killing each other" nonsense.

This is why the Chief God keeps cursing us with floods, landslides, Earthquakes and such. It's because of sinners like this guy is why we can't have nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666147
gremlins?

[Anonymous No.]

Spiders are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

Dullahan's with big tits are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665935
Nigger tier behavior

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRLsZldkkMo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666139
>Small convenience store
I work alone, but I'm sure I would meet and talk with all kinds of monster girls.

Soon I'll work with gremlins and Liches though.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, here it is.
Drawing girls I haven't done before is always a mess in some way.
For Kelp it was the hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666157
>He thinks the Chief God's temper tantrums are because of monsters and their husbandos and not because the Order can't make any progress on her genocidal ambitions so she can get back to the cycle of monsters eating humans and stifling their progress
Oh man, religious nuts from the monstergirl world would hate guys like me from the modern world who don't give a damn about their shitty religion.
Not discounting religion or anything, it's just the Order's religion is like other medieval religions and is objectively bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666159
I was just going to say that! Also maybe goblins out in the lumber yard

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666164
It's what monster girls deserve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666151
It sounds like it's bound to fail. And it seems quite bad that you'd just use the Chief God like that. What she do to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666145
If the guy doesn't want love then leave him alone. Don't force girls onto him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666162
shortstack busty dullahans or tall slim dullahans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666162
Hell yeah they are! You got any art of some?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666173
>frilly little sleeves
> squeezable butt

Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666180
But it's sad! No one deserves to be alone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666181
Why not both?
And busty dullahans and pudgy dullahans too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666174
My mission when I enter the portals will be to make sure all Monster Girls turn back into Monsters. That way the Chief God can be happy and give us many blessings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666162
Musclehans with big tiddies and a giant muscle ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666162
How big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666180
their life would be so much better with o monster waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666174
>taking an imaginary religion from a fantasy setting this serious
>Oh man, religious nuts from the monstergirl world would hate guys like me from the modern world

Calm down there big man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666178
I don't think it would fail. Gonna start slow first and do things here and there, before moving. Avoiding dangerous monsters is a must.

Also, I would do my duty in beating monster girls here and there so she should be grateful that I'll at least do some work instead of being raped by devil bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666197
Go to bed, you alcohol demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666192
I hope you don't mind my boot lodged firmly in your Colon Sigmoideum. Maybe it'd speed things up and turn you into the Alp you clearly are meant to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666204
if only there was one here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666186
>>16666197
Alright you extremists, whatever you say. Why won't you guys go corrupt some more people?

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/6sfsEgLb

Mail Order Jinko update, new from line 721. Almost done now, maybe 1-2 more updates before I move onto something different.

Criticism/feedback/shit-flinging all welcome like always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666201
>Implying I'm taking this seriously.
It's called "fun" anon, I'm goofing around.
I'm sure the other guy is too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666208
Yeah you can stop the edge now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666215
That's not even edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666139
>data entry
>washed out tanukis who somehow lost their money and look enviously at the myriad checks scrolling across their computer screens each day, millions of dollars go by and only a very small fraction goes into their paychecks
>automatons who try their hardest scanning micr lines of checks and get flustered when told they got it wrong
>various monster girls looking for summer jobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666212
>I'm an extremist for thinking that people don't deserve to be sad and alone.
Really? I can set you up with your cute paladin childhood friend if you want. No real catch. No monsterization unless she explicitly asks for it.
She just has to change her patron god from the Chief God to Eros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666214
Yeah, I'm definitely having "fun" with you sinners. But nonetheless, I've said my goal, and I will complete it. No monster girl can stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666173
Oh, it's pretty nice. Nice butt too.
And yeah, trying to sketch Flow Kelp's hair is a bitch. It's why I'm procrastinating on doing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666220
Nope, I already have a monster girl. Paladins are extra dumb too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666223
I'd rather just superimpose Wisp's hair onto her if I ever doodle her again.

And tomorrow I work on a cursed chuuni and nappy Aspara, because it's already getting dark.
Yey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666213
>Shit flinging.
Your mother is a centaur.
I'll actually read it in a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666221
i bet you'll end up as an amazonneses bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666161
Fluffy spiders are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666228
Your mother was a Cait and your father smelled of burned Kraft Dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666221
Good luck buddy. I'm sure one person will turn the tide and kill the Demon Lord on his own with zero qualifications.
Sure.

>>16666225
Really? What species is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666229
I-It's not that I want to be her little bitch boy house husband or anything! L-Like I said! I'm going to turn all monster girls back into monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666232
>Your mother was a Cait
You've gone too far!
She's a Roper, at minimum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666233
He may be so crazy and disconnected from reality that he can preform things normally considered impossible.
Like Kaldor Draigo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666233
She's a cutie Dragum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666173
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666243
A black dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666233
>Good luck buddy. I'm sure one person will turn the tide and kill the Demon Lord on his own with zero qualifications.

Thanks anon! And don't worry, I do it for you guys. I'll keep you all safe from monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666246
Yes a black dragyn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666237
And now the cracks start to show.

>>16666241
And much like Draigo, doesn't accomplish anything of real value despite being "da bess eva".

>>16666243
Excellent taste anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666249
Nierfag you gotsta talk about things besides your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

That evil girl talk earlier in the thread got me thinking about different types of evil and which I'd prefer to be with so might as well survey everyone else and get some discussion going.

No pretext, no mge girls, no mystery boxes, just pick a girl. If any suit your tastes that is, evil isn't for everyone.

1.Fallen Angel warlord: A slightly taller than average yet slender girl with jet black wings and flawless skin. She loves nothing more than leading her armies and razing entire cities to the ground, the cries of innocents are almost like foreplay to her, she enjoys them that much.

When not out on a murdering spree she loves nothing more than to engage in gentle femdom with you and cuddling in the afterglow, you're her greatest treasure and she would flay anyone who upset you alive. She's extremely extravagant with her flirting and will often bring you expensive gifts from her conquests and treat you to the finest meals.

However she's extremely suborn and as much as she loves you, if you plea for her to stop her genocide she won't be moved in the slightest.

2. Demon torturer: She towers over you, she has to be at least 7'2 with abs of steel, crimson skin and teeth like those of a shark. Her job is to torture enemies of the state in the castle dungeons, some deserving and some not but she enjoys it either way. To her torture is an art form and she loves seeing how long she can make a prisoner last before expiring.

In bed she is a total sub, she wants you to punish her sexually and has a variety of toys for you to use. Her masochistic streak knows no limits and just about anything humiliating you could do to her is only a turn on, deep down inside she is also a bit of a romantic but it will take some coaxing to get that out of her.

You could possibly get her to go easier on prisoners and put them out of their misery sooner but she would be reluctant to do so and never quit her job completely.

3. Spirit of vengeance: A formless girl with a seductive voice and charisma which could charm saints. Her day job involves forming contracts with people who feel wronged, carrying out their bloody revenge and taking their bodies and souls as payment. She doesn't care if the revenge is for petty reasons or not, to her souls are a delicacy like no other.

In order to make love with you she uses the bodies of women she devoured the souls of, not one night is the same and she doesn't mind role playing while using their memories if that's what you desire but she's perfectly comfortable being herself. She doesn't care who's on top or bottom, what matters to her is that she can touch you since she has no real form of her own.

If you wanted her to stop her bloodshed she would be tempted to oblige even though she loves the taste of souls, however the bodies she takes from others decay quickly and without her work she would have no means to embrace you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666237
oh?
so you never want
>publicly raped in the middle of a mountain village
>prepare a meal from her hunt
>make her moan by massaging her tens musceles
you defenetly don't want this anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666247
https://youtu.be/rKImW8ONIE0

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666250
Yep yep yep.
>"There are tiny monstergirls in my beard. HELP ME KILL THEM ALL!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666258
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666255
I've been posting around all day though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666256
SATAN GUIDE MY DICK

number one please! i will take three orders of warlords

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666261
>[muffled "darling~"]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666261
Draigo, please calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666265
Shhhshhhshhhshhshh.
Shush. Your waifu won't be real if the desire sensor knows about you talking about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666264
i know you're lying anon
don't worry
your secret is safe here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666256
>7'2
>Towering over me
Who do you think I am?

I'll take her though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666256
Fallen Angel warlord sounds the best.
She might not listen to me to stop but she still loves me and is still the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666256
1 easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666258
N-No I'd hate that! Why w-would I even want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666220
If Paladins just followed Eros, then maybe they wouldn't have any problems with people disliking them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666256
>evil girls
>there's a total sub
>there's not a rough dom
Alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666270
>couple tiny monster heads poke out from his beard randomly

>>16666271
But he is calm. So calm that there are no such things as being uncalm or anything besides missionary position in his reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666256
I would've picked 2 but you ruined it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666272
Now that I think about it, it's kinda sad that I have almost 100 (you)s. Maybe I should stop talking overall and let monster girls flow freely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666281
I bet you'd enjoy a Demon whispering "Slut" in your ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666281
calm down anon
there is no shame here
only monster waifu's

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666213
Hnnnnnnnnnnggghh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666288
Stop! You're making me twitch in sluttiness. Y-You sinner!

>>16666289
But monster girls are evil! I wouldn't want one of those beautiful creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666283
Maybe I'm the most evil of them all?

I was thinking about a 4th who was hard dom but that probably would have hit the character limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666284
Sure he is.

While he does that, I'm going to go hide from monster girls by being dead.
In pretend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666282
Paladins can follow any god they want.
Everyone keeps thinking they're all CG exclusive.

[Anonymous No.]

What's all this talk about Mayadere girls?

You aren't planning to unleash an Ancient Evil now are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666297
There goes the order. Again.

You already lost, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666283
But anon, submissive girls are the evilest kind of monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666297
>Y-You sinner!
Hey, I waifu a Sallie, there'd no sinning in my house, only hot and hard love

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666300
If you believe hard enough, simple monsters will fall for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666303
I would if I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666302
What would Eros paladins be like anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666306
Nah, sub girls suck. Dom girls are the best evils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666303
I want to fuck that Oni in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation after thoroughly teasing her. She will absolutely beat me up for embarrassing her but it will be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666297
i'm off
may you fall asleep in strong amazone arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666305
I can't help myself! I just want to be an Amazon's submissive little house husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666213
It's great Frosticle. The daughterus are just too much for me, somebody is going to need to give me CPR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666308
Time to trick goblins

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666307
I know how lewd your daily life is. There is a lot of sinning even by monster standards you lewd sala man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666312
>sub girls suck
In your opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666311
Knights and heralds of love.
Probably decked out in demon realm silver weapons and either mithril armor or form fitting fabrics enchanted to be stronger than steel.

They spread love to all, and seek it for themselves as well. Many married paladins team up with their wives and basically do what Cupids do, only with more back stabs.

[Anonymous No.]

Evil girls are good because what will murderhobos do if they don't have anybody to kill without remorse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666332
Most murderhobos kill innocents without remorse anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666297
>>16666305
See, happens every time.
Also just piddled with this a bit, thanks once again Salamander drawfag.
>All this talk about evil girls
And yet again, my work is once again done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666332
Evil girls are good because you can make them pure again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666325
Yeah in my opinion. But that's just me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666322
>There is a lot of sinning even by monster standards
Firstly, she'd enjoy being violated while wearing booty shorts saying Daddy's Fucktoy, and at least I'd get a warm lizard to cuddle and make out with her long hot tongue.
What would you get? A wet sock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666139
>Self employed
Tankui secretary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666335
It's not fair, why must I give into it?

Also that recolour looks good anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me a writefag's name, any name. I'll bring them back so long as the price is paid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666335
Yo, that looks pretty rad.
I should color my own stuff, but that's for another day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666117
What's all this then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666326
Paladin girls in service to Eros would probably be bro-tier girls. A lot of them would probably be tanned or delicious brown.

>>16666332
>Murderhobos
>Having any remorse

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666352
Dimbleforgle, I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666339
I'd get love ovens and mutual nuzzles. I ain't the order guy, just saying that you are too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666335
I've really got hope for this Salamander fag. He's a good guy and his art is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666352
Niebelfader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666311
They would know that trying to fight off the monstergirls would fail, so the must beat monstergirls at their own game. They would think the love between a man and a human woman is sacred and that sex is a beautiful thing. Their training is so good, sex with them is like is with a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

Has it been said whether the demon lord leans towards the radical side, or the moderate side?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666365
>just saying that you are too lewd
Well, I mean, uh, you're not exactly wrong. It does get intense sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666372
Well I'd say she's quite radical. She does want to corrupt everything afterall. She's not pretty evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666352
Seeing as my good anonymous friend seemingly isn't present I will say for him, parked buggy. Personally I miss PRW.

>>16666372
She leans to the sexy side, it's beyond us mere mortals to understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666376
>She's not pretty evil.
That goes directly against what she wants. She's absolutely evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666372
When the radical faction is brought up its usually followed by 'their plans are even more extreme than the current demon lord's'
So I'm guessing she's actually more moderate. If this were a more serious setting it would be a hook for mutiny from Druella and the extremists to try and establish a more hierarchical approach to the monster/human relationship (though still loving) but as is its just meant to imply the extremists are a bit more willing to go out and corrupt as opposed to let it happen naturally.
>>16666354
You should mane. And oh it was just a few minutes in paint net, been a while since I've done anything free form when it comes to art

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666374
I can imagine. No wonder you have six daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666372
the 'i fuck my husband until i become god and can do as i please so i can fuck my husband some more' side

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666306
That's retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666256
Wait i recognize that _art_

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666366
I appreciate the sentiment. Really do.
>>16666380
I'll see what I can do
>>16666381
>six daughterus
>six?
Anon, there's only five.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666379
Yup, I made a bad typo. She is definitely evil. All she wants is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666380
>If this were a more serious setting it would be a hook for mutiny from Druella and the extremists
Is Lady Demon secretly against the Demon Lord, Demonfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666392
You waifu is pregnant again. She wanted to surprise you I guess.

I was trying to remember how many there were and ended up counting your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

The Demon Lord is the Eric Sparrow of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666396
Nah, not at all, the DL's been good to the Lady. She does dislike some of the less active lilim though for 'squandering potential'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666306
>i ave come to concer your world!
piss off
>i-if you p-p-put it like that

true evil indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666398
>spoiler
Ah, it's fine. But no really, 5 is my limit.
I don't want to have 9 kids like my grandpa

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, MGs come in all kinds of types and flavors like Human for example.

Try not to be tricked by them, necessity is the mother of deception after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666404
A Tanuki Fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666389
You got me, dante's art is good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666387
>>16666402
Monster girls being submissive is bad, bad things are evil. Do you understand now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666403
Five does seems likea good number, though I guess only three would stay with you since the other two are taken.
Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever start imagining another daughteru with my waifu. The mind is a funny thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666404
Why do they have to pretend? I'm sure plenty of men wouldn't like monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666404
>What type of MG is this.jpg

I guess you could say she's a real fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666412
Some of that is correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666326
>Paladin of Eros traveling with his Cupid waifu
>He only wears a helmet and loincloth, showing off his bulging, oiled muscles to the world
>He also has his trusty sword, blessed by Eros and polished by his waifu daily, that has the same effects as a Cupid's arrow
>As they travel, he stops
>"Ah! Somewhere nearby! A dense and oblivious soul to rnlighten to the ways of love!" the Paladin says with extra ham as he uses his 'Detect Density' skill
>The two find the source, a young lad and a Werewolf having a chat in the middle of a road
>The Paladin unsheaths his blessed blade and prepares to strike down this harem protagonist with the holy power of love!
>He quickly dashes up behind the lad, and thrusts his mighty demon realm silver Zweihander into him
>Despite being turned into a kebab, the boy suffers no real damage at all thanks to the sword's materials
>"Steven! No!" the Werewolf shouts before getting pelted by arrows from a Cupid bow
>"CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE?!" the Paladin bellows from his helmet, which combined with his oiled and almost naked body, scarsthe lad's mind permanently. He is too scared to notice the effects of the blade making him less of a harem protagonist
>Unsheathing his mighty instrument of love from the boy, he watches with glee as the lad and wolfen lass jump eachother and start passionately kissing and undressing
>"ALMOST NOTHING MAKES MY SCULPTED BODY QUIVER IN ECSTASY QUITE LIKE A YOUNG COUPLE IN LOVE. COME WIFE, WE MUST CELEBRATE OUR TRIUMPH OVER DENSITY AT THE LOCAL IN!"

[Anonymous No.]

Why did KC even bother making submissive girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666413
>The mind is a funny thing
It really is.
Wait what species is your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666412
nah m8
bad is subjective like your taste
evil is an aliance

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666426
To please some guys who are into subs. Personally I dislike sub girls but that doesn't matter. If it's not my waifu I don't really mind.

Then again my waifu can be interpreted as both sub and dom. But I like to think she's dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666426
Because different people have different tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666429
I've already answered that question though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666430
Submissive monster girls are objectively awful though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666425
anime adaptation when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666213
Fantastic

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666426
Because there's 200+ girls and the entire point of the thing is something for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666434
But all he's done is waste somewhat good designs by making them spineless losers. They barely get any content too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666438
You're objectively awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666448
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666445
>They barely get any content too
Says you, it's only in the west that dom girls seem to get the better treatment.

Japan seems to be pretty varied in who they show love/give content and they're the main audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666443
What if I WANT IT ALL!!!??

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666436
Oh wait, Love ovens, how'd I miss that. I should pay more attention to that stuff

Anyways, you already know how long it takes for a Dragon to lay a second egg. It'd be nice surprise to your daughteru once her little sister comes around though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666448
You're objectively not being a nice person but it's ok because we can turn that frown upside down

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666452
>it's only in the west that dom girls seem to get the better treatment.
Wrong. 99% of all monster girl related content has them in the dominant position and the ones that don't are bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666425
Top fucking kek
That's manly as fuck, there better be 80s glam rock playing in the background when the couple do their thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666460
Yep. It's playing thanks to a Houri with a boombox left behind to provide a proper atmosphere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666458
Go check which girls get stories in nip land, I'll wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666465
I can't read nip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666465
Nips are a strange people. Not liking dom girls. What's wrong with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666455
Well she does have an older sister that's not a dragon, so she would be hype as fuck to be the onee-san this time. Then I would have to think of a nice name for her too and this time with zero coincidences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666467
Summon a Rosetta Stone Golem

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666460
>Paladin of Eros appears on scene, loincloth and oiled body and all, Cupid wife hanging off his arm with a big 80s haircut
>https://youtu.be/7w1mq6rAfMM starts playing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666438
I'm a femdomfag and even I know this is bullshit

It's totally subjective

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/wssBPxDe

Odd Couple End. Took longer than expected. Could've done a lot of things better, could've done a lot of things worse. Got a lot of things to improve on for the next time around. Thanks to those that tolerated my bumbling and stumbling attempt at my first serious writing project. Gonna do a couple shorter stories in the months to come to get better at writing.

Have a wyvern. Now back to playing Crusader Kings. I'll try not to be too influenced by it, I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666473
I want this to be a thing for Eros paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666471
Daughterus getting little sisters to take care of is always a cute thing to imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666472
Those don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666467
Here's an outdated image then, as you can see things are very varied over there.
>>16666468
They like them, my point was that sub girls do get content, not that dom girls are unpopular.

I love both and so does Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666454
I want it all
And I want my moff

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666473
God fucking dammit
>Has a Demon Silver boot that he uses to finish off especially dense harem protagonists with a flashy kick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666480
Then make one.
Just gotta get a R Stone at the lakebed temple.

[Anonymous No.]

You fucks were talking about anubi, ASMR and mummy's curses without me. Come on guys, that's cold.

Anyway, I got a new Kiya/anput/blanubis art, courtesy of Delayni, who's been a joy to talk to. Like, they're Snib-tier friendly.
I'd say it's a commission, but that'd be a lie, and there's a fucking story behind it, I tell you what. Got it for a pretty good price though.

This piece has kind of grown on me quite a lot. It's weird looking at it, because I've got the idea of this character in my head, and this picture doesn't fit neatly into that character profile. Maybe because the artist's style is significantly different to Snib's and Izra's, and it's only the third pic of her, it's throwing me off. Like I don't have a solid visual image of her yet.
But that's just a personal thing. Point is: Look at that fucking lingerie, man. I think the little details with the bangles, gemstones and the gold comes together really nicely. This is a good a̶n̶u̶b̶i̶s̶ anput look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666481
>Monsters with the most content are either dominant or dominant girls pretending to be submissive
Really makes you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666483
>"FEEL THE CRUSHING WEIGHT OF EROS' LOVE ON YOUR FACE!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666478
Taking care of a little one again wouldn't be that bad. Hopefully she won't be a bad end dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666498
So a 'bad dragon'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666498
You mean like plucking a flower from a field of tortured souls bad?
>>16666499
Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666485
Damn sorry Blanubis bro. I've been thinking about the Mummy Curse ASMR some more. It's getting me really slutty. Especially combined with the gag and blindfold. We're free to have the conversation if you want.

And about the commission. You have a point, it does look a bit odd. But there is something about those feet paws that actually look really nice. I don't know what it is.

And the lingerie is just pure sex. It's like something our waifus would wear on Valentine's. I love it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666500
Well at least the fower's stone can't be abused if it's in her hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666499
Keep that up and you'll have loli dragon's tail up your butt.

>>16666500
That or worse, like destroying the world. Black dragons are nice girls,

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666481
>>16666487
The monster type doesn't tell what the story contains, though. One time we were picking random stories to read with google translate and the first one I picked had a wight being a maid for the husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666475
Hell yeah motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666506
>>16666508
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666509
>Wight maid
>Angry Kiki noises.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666509
How was the google translate? I'm tempted to do that with some girls I like that have no english content but I assume it was hard to read like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666481
What site is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it even possible for a man to be in a loveless relationship with a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664140
This is nice, Jabberwocks are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666519
KC's official one, he hosts Japanese stories there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666521
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666485
>that face
How unfortunate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666521
Why would you want that in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666514
Not like a stone that lets you cheat death a couple times is very evil on it's own, anyway.
It's not like the BBEG has, like, 90 on him, with each one allowing him to cheat death 30 times. It'd be like dealing with a comic book villain who just won't ever go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666523
Lovely girls aren't they? I love them to bits. Specifically the Wocker who is special to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666521
I suppose in some settings, though I don't know why one would actively seek out such things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666521
Yes.
It's why the paladins of Eros were formed and shower the world in their hot, musty love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666521
Yes. Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666531
>30 times each
Jesus, how many times is death a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666530
Because it's the only kind of relationship I could imagine myself having with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666531
Thank god they are pretty rare.

Though I guess you could farm them if you are trully evil and like killing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666540
RS' Manticores will disagree with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666540
Lies and slander, manticores have a romantic side behind that sadism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666541
90x30 roughly.

It'll be like Godhand from FSN, but with more lives, no immunities, and no regenerating lives over time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666256
Can i breed the fallen angel warlord for an army of daugherus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666550
Well, it did say in the MGE profile that their relationships are pretty emotionless.

Which is good for me because I like my mistresses who hate me. But bad for someone who wants a relationship with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666543
Yep.
Rare, and each flower only produces one stone within its stem.

You'd realistically need to be ageless to be around long enough to orchestrate enough wars to make that many for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666550
Imagine how lewd it must be to relieve a pent up manticore frustration after a working week considering her arousing poison and milking tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666561
I'd already be in the slut position and wearing the sex gear she wanted me to wear when she gets home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666560
Yeah, you would probably need to have the life span of a dragon or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666578
Or a Lilim.

Duh duh duhn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666557
Going to play the devil's advocate here but I have a fantasy of being bred by a Matiarch Manticore, a Matriarchcore, if you will, in order for her children to be the strongest. Her daughters used as sort of shock troops to wear me down. I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666583
Whaaat

On another note, my OC lilim is known as tree hugger! The amounts of coincidences are pretty surprising. Might lead to a bad end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666593
>am the one who calls her tree hugger
Duh duh duhduhduh
DUH NUH NUH NAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666521
It's always been a fear of mine. It starts off nice, only for someone to lose interest

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666596
And then the world ended?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666592
Why would she need anyone to wear you down when she could use her muscle control to deny you orgasm in the pleasure hell that is her tailpussy?
You'd be begging to uselessly spill your seed inside of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666503
You can't just force conversation about a topic like that. It's sacred. It has to happen naturally.
It's okay though, keep thinking about it. It sustains me. Like how succubi feed off of humanity's lewd thoughts, I feed off of humanity's thoughts about anubi.

The pic was outright done as a Valentine's Day thing, so it makes sense that you'd say that. But that kind of lingerie is MADE for anubi, I agree. It's funny, because as far as this character/waifu goes, just wearing something like that of her own volition, even for Valentine's, sort of goes against her personality.

>>16666527
I see why you say that, but I personally don't dislike it. Like I say, it's grown on me. But I may be biased because it's a waifu drawing, and I'd still find her attractive even if she was a talking brain in a jar. Believe me, I've put actual thought into that, so I can say it with conviction.
Also Delayni is almost exclusively a furry artist, which is why the paws look great, but the style of the human face stands out. Considering the circumstances at the time when I put in for it, the fact that it was cheap, and that the artist is lovely to talk to, I don't regret it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666592
There's nothing wrong with that. I have a very similar fantasy about Matriarch Manticores use me to breed. Kinda makes you wonder though why she'd want to have kids from such submissive weak genetics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666600
Nah.

The irony and coincidences are piling up though.

[Anonymous No.]

>married to a monstergirl
>end up regretting it after a few years
>It turns out there are still issues in relationships even if they're monsters
>all she wants to do is fuck all day
>she wants kids but you don't
>never gives you enough alone time
>start to wonder what you'd be doing if you never got into this mess
>start drinking more
>get depressed over it but can't tell her because you'd feel guilty if her feelings were hurt
>it doesn't help that FUCK YOU PARKEDBUGGY WHERE'S THE NEXT CHAPTER!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666603
To ensure her children are too weak willed to overthrow her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666602
That's ok Anubis Bro. Hope you wake up to her in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666611
>Anubis bro
>Anubisfag
>Lolinubisfag
>Anubisfucker

Fucking christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666609
Ah, good thinking. But I don't know if it's me. Personally I really get off to the idea of a Monster Girl telling me my seed is worthless and doesn't deserve to give her daughterus because those daughterus would be of weak genetics. It gets me hard when she tells me my genetics are a dead end and should just die off.

I don't know why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666616
You're a masochist.

End of discussion, Dorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666601
Lions are notoriously lazy. The males, anyway. That and I actually prefer my Manticores to not have tailpussies, and rather have the scorpion stingers similar to Girtablilu.

But then again, I also fetishize Mileena's mouth from MKX on them so that's kind of a mixed bag of TURBO MASOCHIST.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666614
Only two of those I'm comfortable with. I'll only use Anubisfag for now on. I just wanted to tell anon he had patricians taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666597
I come to these threads to escape these fears you Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666607
They'll probably end there I guess. I don't plan on having any other daughterus soon and unless some zeroes appears the world should be fine. Lilim and Ryu corrupts shit, I make love to waifu, daughteru hoards plants and friends, little kiki cleans and Flayer legions squishes.

That's life right there. Wish I could live it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666619
But I don't want to be a degenerate. I want to be normal!

[Anonymous No.]

I hope the Chief God wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666629
I hope the Chief God loses, winds up marrying one of her heroes and gets the rough dicking she so desperately needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666629
>>16666634
I hope both the Chief God and the Demon Lord lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666629
But then we live fearful and unhappy lives. And I don't get my waifu.

There's something really sad about imagining the Chief God winning and then monster girls killing their husbands. E.g a while back some anon made a sad post about a Lava Golem watching her husband be imolated by her magma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666521
Monsters are supposed to love you unconditionally forever.
I think the greatest threat is us slowly falling out of love with them. It happens all the time in human relationships, so it isn't a stretch to think it could happen if she's a monstergirl too. Especially one of the longer lasting species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666629
I hope a third party wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666621
Does that ball of fluff and mofu have a monstergirl form?

[Anonymous No.]

cant we just get along and talk about waifus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666646
Too many waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666645

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666649
Never too many.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666614
>>16666622
Anubis Fucker for original anubisfag
Blanubisfag for OC anubis guy
Anubisbro for big green-eyed anubis guy
Lolinubis Fucker for the guy who's in denial about his anubis waifu who he'd fuck as a loli. (But he's totally not a lolicon, he'd just fuck his anubis wife as a loli.)

It's a work in progress. We should probably round up all the anubisfags and get them tagged. They'd like to be organised for their masters.

[Anonymous No.]

what is exactly the mofu pit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666652
Cute! I can't believe I haven't seen these Latenight images before either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666621
Look at all that FLOOF

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666657
It's a pit full of Kitsune whose tails have been preened for optimum Mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666624
And yet my stories will have cute lolis being cute, sad dragoon drinking himself into comas to not experience life without his foul mouthed waifu and daughteru, Lilim excavating and mapping out things, a water Dragon that's treated like a god but is still a tad bit childish, not-Switzerland/Russia covering things like a 9+foot knight with a sword meant to kill elephants letting three little snow region monsters play on/around him, a man who achieved his dreams of a maid mansion, and shortstack bounty huntress with oversized halberd never catching a break.
And that's just one, with others still needing to be done.

Fuck, I STILL need to transfer what I've done so far into a computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666653
Then scream about your waifu for the world to hear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666659
There's a reason.

No, I'm not him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665903
>>16665924

Ah, cool. I don't suppose there's any concept world maps out there by chance?

I rather like the more modern settings, and its incorporation into a fantasy and magic lore. In that case I can picture an alternate Earth, perhaps with a few geographical differences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666670
Did he and Sub come into contact?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666670
Could it be that you are HIM? EarlyMorning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666670
>tfw slave to mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666666

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666655
>Lolinubis Fucker for the guy who's in denial about his anubis waifu who he'd fuck as a loli. (But he's totally not a lolicon, he'd just fuck his anubis wife as a loli.)

I told you guys it would fucking stick! Please please please I don't want to be known as that guy. I hate lolis I would never fuck my waifu in a loli body. Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666675
I am the shadow on the moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666682
Diddledoodle?

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, do I need to report you to the nearest correctional officer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666665
Sounds like a pretty bad end there. Maybe there is a good one amidst all those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666679
"Guys, this totally isn't a loli image! I should know, because I've fapped to it, and I'm not a lolicon. Just look at that mature, full-bodied not-loli figure."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666682
Amidst the cold and dark loneliness, there is always a spark of hope. I am the light that shines in the darkness! MidnightSun!

Fuck this brings back memories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666685
Shit that was meant for the lolinubis guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666679
Question, are you the one who wanted bondage with your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666684
It doesn't matter who I am, especially because sometimes knowing is worse than not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666655
I think there already was a lolinubisfag, I remember reading a post from some guy talking about how he wanted to cuddle his waifu under blankets or something many months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666688
Look it's just sometimes I want to kink up the bedroom. And the body is admittedly really nice. I still love my Waifu's body to the moon and back!

And she'd be an adult! I'd never do it to an actual loli.

Oh god, I'm really sorry, I don't want this branding. I don't want to dig my own grave deeper. Please.

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>>16666641
Monster girls would probably just rape you if you started falling out of love with them.

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>>16666694
Hm? Bondage? Never really brought it up. Not something that would be on my things to do list. But if my waifu wanted it I'd do it.

But anyway, I'm not the guy you're talking about.

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>>16666696
Jeez, Anon is such a pervert.

Going to a Fox Shrine just to bury his face in some old Fox's mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666704
Ah, okay. I was just wondering if you were stacking up fetishes on her again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666708
I'm vanilla I swear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666714
Loli harem vanilla. Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

G'night Anons. Hopefully a Phantom invades my dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666716
I hope she does. I know she does.

Sleep tight little anon.

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>>16666687
I don't understand all those things being "bad end", or whatever.
But I do plan on other things like:
>MC getting into drinking contest on stepdad's request with his best customer, an Oni, and wakes up to shenanigan after shenanigan
>Not-Al Bundy going on about his wife having another kid when he just wants to be a man and adventure or feel the blood of things he kills on his face
>Mummy maid clocking a loli Anubis after being told to attack the party by said schedule corgi because 0 Int
>Apophis molesting the MC's beard because of her beard fetish, and dyeing inside when he shaves
>Rescuing a cute little orphaned Kiki whose parents were caught up in the usual blue blooded drama and killed
And more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666696
Bob? I hope you aren't that fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666715
You know anon. Sometimes I wish I could bites the dust my way out of these kind of situations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666723
Last I checked he couldn't draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666725
The deed has already been done. One day I'll stop teasing you though so your waifu and you would be able to drink a bunch of alcohol in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666728
Then where did you attain those Latenight doodles we haven't seen until now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666719
>Rescuing a cute little orphaned Kiki whose parents were caught up in the usual blue blooded drama and killed
What is this? How I saved my kiki daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666655
>mfw people want to tag me with a name

Please don't, I'm just a guy with a waifu who happens to be an Anubis. No need for special names or anything like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666737
Too late, everyone gets a name and there won't be Anon anymore. Just X-y.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666730
One day. One day. I really hope that day is soon.

>>16666737
Right? We shouldn't be giving each other little nicknames. I just want to be a guy who has an Anubis waifu aswell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666698
It's too late. Anubis Fucker has ))<>((
Now you have your raging lust for nubile lolinubis bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666744
You know what? I'll stop teasing you about it because I'm feeling comfysad. It's a promise to you and your alcoholic anubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666749
Oh thanks anon. I hope you feel bettering soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666736
Just imagine a little Kikimora in a decrepit little shack, all by herself after her mother left to "show her someone important" but never came back.
Only getting food from an unkniwn benefactor who wishes to not be known, and waiting and waiting for her mother for years.

Now imagine her smile upon seeing people be nice to her directly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666697
That could be me possibly. I'm frequently found talking about loli anubi, and snuggling one intensely under the covers sounds like the sort of thing I'd gush about.

[Anonymous No.]

>Demonfags rotate out
>Anubisfags rotate in
Waifushifts man, gotta love em.

Anyway, thread was real based today. Here's that Undead Apsara I promised I'd worked on. For the person who requested it, let me know what you think (I'm pretty sure you wanted the eyes a different color) and I'll throw up edits in an imgur album.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666762
Loli Anubi are just so nubile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666761
Nah man. The colours look pretty good actually. I'm a slut for red eyes and the purple really works well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666761
>tfw never noticed the fin-ears till I saw her in this color

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666759
Imagine how clingy she would be, worried that she will be abandoned again. It's why I adopted one in my little mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666746
You know anon it's probably best I don't talk about it because I'm just ganna get more bullying. I hope this gets forgotten real soon.

I now learned the lesson of keeping things to myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666723
Honest answer? I'm Shoggocks. I just happen to save LN images I like from somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666773
Same, she also has these feathers randomly that I noticed while working on it.
>>16666772
Thanks! It actually wasn't as hard to finangle with the goo as I thought it would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666781
Ahh, were they on his dA?

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>>16666774
She's meant to be the party's happy and upliftingly cute character, much to the Kitsune's dismay.
>"I thought I was the token cute character!"
>"Naw, you were always emergency rations for the Dragon."
>"WHAT-"
>"I said you were meant to be my punching bag physically and verbally."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666761
Apsara are underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666784
The Discord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666761
Dammit Recolorguy, you realize you just gave her Demon colors, right? This is waifu bias at work.
Looks good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666781
Hey there shoopuf.

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>>16666786
There needs to be some sort of movement to get that fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666797
Make her a desert girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666793
Never figured he visits that, eh, place,

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666785
That would be pretty sweet. Kikis are always great to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666786
They're pretty cool, I'm a big fan of gouirls that can dance.
>>16666795
You know now that you mention it, it is moderately similar, but to be fair this was a request. At least I didn't give her black sclera.
...hmm.
Anyway, anyone else have any requests for recolors, let me know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666801
Write and drawfags actually frequent them over the thread for obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666803
Gonna be a lot of little'uns though.
For variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666761
Now I know who I'm taking to the next Undead ball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666810
Even better. One is enough for me, but having 600 of them would be completely fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666807
>for obvious reasons
For a namefag circlejerk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666770
And all the best kinds of soft.
Just thinking about holding one close gives me little pangs in the heart. Wanna wrap one up in a neverending hug, kiss her on the forehead, and stroke her from ears to tail tip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666139
>Casino vault

Probably dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666811
Her rendition of the Thriller dance is top notch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666812
More like 4+ but less than 8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666796
Hi, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666821
Now I want to see Thriller done by a cast of Halloween-themed Monster Girls.

Including a buff, fluffy Werewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666820
Or Tannuki.
Or redskinned Girtablilu/Lamia/etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666777
Or you could go the complete opposite route: 100% shameless transparency.
When you have so much weird shit you're not embarrassed to talk about, you effectively overload your 4chan bullies with too many targets, and nullify their effects at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666834
Like that CaH comic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666829
Enough to make a little kiki cuddle pile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666834
Well, I don't want to get given an embarrassing nickname. Also it actually hurts when people talk about my waifu drinking in sorrow and stuff, it gives me sad images. So doing that would be hard.

I just want to go back to normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666836
They won't be all Kikis though.
They ain't gathering up the 7 loli Kikis to summon the great maido of meido for a wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666139
I make electronics for mostly retirement homes, along with a few security places in my company's workshop.

I expect a wise-cracking Gremlin co-worker, who likes to drink and invent stuff in her spare time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666815
Not him but it's just a comfy place to chat and everyone knows everyone. It's like Cheers but with titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666838
This >>16666834 has worked for KDF, teasing can't really go many places when you've already accepted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666847
What the discord? It's not the place. And it's rather irritating when it gets talked about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666847
Less autism and angry people too.
And it's easy to shut up pointless arguments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666848
I know that. But I'm not accepting anything, I really love my waifu's body, and I'm not a lolicon. And I hate to have a nickname because then people tell me to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666840
Did you know that if a kiki works under a dragon she becomes 1/3 dragon maid too? She can learn things such as dragon fire and WISH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666857
This is 4chan anon, everyone gets told to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666857
Telling people to fuck off is a meme at this point, so ignore it.

[Anonymous No.]

Strongfat hakutaku sensei is for leading into hatesex by being the snarky student with straight As.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666847
>>16666853
You both are free to fuck off back there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666860
>WISH
You can get wishes from drinking from fountains or toilets too. Kind of a waste to go that far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666847
>>16666853
Never been a fan of 4chan discords or other external comms over my tenure but it's nice to hear one sounds relatively positive I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666862
>>16666863
You make a good point. I'll probably do nothing about it and just go back to fantasising about my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666857
Lemme spell it out for you here buddy, when you have thoughts about fucking lolis as advanced as yours are, there's no way you aren't a lolicon. It's okay to say you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666871
Always ignore biased sounding comments on things because it's usually some angry fuck who was kicked out for being a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666868
>fountains or toilets
>toilets
I remember going to the prison to do this. Fuck you gods!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666847
>It's like Cheers
I've always headcanon'd Latenight as the owner of the Cheers-esque bar he's always drawing for his universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666880
Elona is so magical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666882
He's actually a WW2 vet who owns a pub named "The Fiesty Wanker", has one leg, and his sons and grandkids are all shitheads in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666887
So... The Scotsman from Samurai Jack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666873
Some of them may be a little advanced. But she's my waifu, she has a mature mind, it's just the body that is different. I love my waifu's vanilla body it's just due to her size it can be hard to do things I would do on her "smaller size". And there are features of both bodies I love.

Really wish I had my waifu to pull me away from the computer and tell me everything is alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666877
Discord and other hangouts with names will inevitably lead to terminal dramafaggotry and circlejerking. Keep that shit out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666883
It trully is. Has been some weeks since I last played it though, I remember being stuck grinding my ass off to kill the NPCs in lost irva. I also got a Dragonewt and married her she has the name of my dragon waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666877
Oh no no, I've been a part of several, I know firsthand how easy it is for one or two people with an ego to not only ruin the atmosphere of a Discord but then to go on to ruin a thread or general. That's why they aren't for me. But it is what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666888
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666895
I always get bored and go Wizard mode after a bit.
Demonlord is my favorite follower, and I even married her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666892
The body part is what makes you a lolicon anon, that's the biggest part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666901
Which is not any different from the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666838
Sadness can create beautiful things somtimes. There's a comfortable melancholy in imagining your waifu going through a moment of loneliness.
Like a bond created through a shared emotion that bridges between even reality and fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663749
>too late to ask for cute Anubi Daughterus building a sandcastle or forming a human-ladder to get the cookie jar
Oh how I wish I'd been up this late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666916
Hey, I did the latter already.
You insatiable Anuslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666906
I had like, 200 hours or something. Maybe I'll go back to it one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666908
Is it? Well shit. I should probably drop these fantasies.

>>16666913
But anon, sadness and sadness don't make happiness. I'm just trying to wait it out until October.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666924
Remember the monstergirl mod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666913
Oh man anon, this so much. Whether it's sadness or the much rarer happiness, the times I feel closest to my waifu and daughteru is when I'm having strong emotions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666425

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666927
That's not how this works! That's not how any of this works! Living in denial is never healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666930
Yeah, I changed some of the monsters and used it. You get used to killing monster girls after a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666608
This is why I'd want to get a girl that wants to cuddle first and fuck second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666936
Fuckin mirin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666909
>literally unable to see what's wrong with namefags jerking eachother off and cooking up drama that destroys communities
If you don't like anonymity, then fuck off from 4chan and stop shilling your discord here when it's in the thread's better interest to not get involved in that retarded shit in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do I want a classy hakutaku teacher who is ripped as shit?

I'm talking about a proper skirt and shirt covering all her muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666936
He should team up with pally yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666936
You glorious shining star you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666936
I figured you'd draw either this or a monk getting bullied by demons
Fantastic

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666936
I want to fuck a Cupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666936
Ooh yess~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666940
But I don't want to live a life of being shunned and looked down on. I just got stupid once and had a few fantasies of worshiping my waifu's body when she was smaller. But I also have plenty of fantasies of worshiping her body as normal.

I just don't want to be branded a nickname and have my waifu looked down upon. Y'know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666936
My loincloth BURSTS in admiration of that Cupid's bangs

[Anonymous No.]

>A lonely Japanese man who amassed more than six tons of porn died when a huge pile of magazines fell on top of him.
>And even more tragically, the man's body was only discovered six months later when the landlord entered the flat to find out why the rent had not been paid.

Good night, sweet prince

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666947
>Jerking each other off
To be fair I'd jerk you off Anon if that made my waifu real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666960
The more you talk about it, the likelier it is man. Personally, I'd rather be honest with myself even if it means some people might not like it, but that's just me, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666936
Eros Paladin vs Macho Cow when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666970
Get out of here, alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666960
Loli is about as vanilla as fetishes get on 4chan and for MGE monsters, I'm sure your waifu is happy to occasionally indulge you and only fags will look down upon you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666485
Magical Girl [Not]Anubis?
NEAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666969
Brutal.

At least I know that I won't die under the crushing weight of my 110k+ image/100+ gig digital porn collection!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666977
Anon look at it this way. If you had to get one guy or gal off to make everybody's dreams come true would you take one for the team? I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666655
>Anubis Fucker for original anubisfag
Woooo, OG!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666977
I would passionately fellate every single anon in this thread if it meant we could all have our perfect waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666973
You're right anon. I accept that I have some fantasies where she is in a loli body. I know some people don't like lolis, neither do I. I just like the body not the mind.

It's just, her chest is much easier to massage when she's smaller and I think I'd do a good job at it. She's also kinda easier to spoil. And many many other things. But her vanilla body is tall, I love that, makes me feel protected in her arms. Her abs taste delicious. So both bodies are great. But I just prefer her vanilla body. Her loli body can stay in the bedroom. Although it would make for some funny shenanigans around the house. I love my waifu unconditional of her body type, I'd show her the equal amount of affection and care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666927
Sadness and sadness creates empathy. Which is kind of a beautiful thing.
Anubi are canine monstergirls too, so they understand the importance of empathy.

Don't forget the universal concept of contrast, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666980
Exactly! I don't love to do it OCCASIONALLY in the bedroom. And I'd be equally as happy with what she wants to do to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667003
>er chest is much easier to massage when she's smaller and I think I'd do a good job at it. She's also kinda easier to spoil. And many many other things.
This is pretty well why I like petite girls. Much as the thought of being cuddled by a big girl is nice, I think I'd prefer to be the one doing the cuddling. Meanwhile I generally imagine my Anubis waifu as a loli, so this whole discussion is all the funnier to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666955
>Monk getting bullied by demons
Ugh.... what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667003
Anon. You do not need both body and mind to be considered a lolicon. And I was not trying to imply you'd love her differently based on her body type, that part is pretty admirable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667003
At this point buddy I think you're so far in denial that you wouldn't recognize acceptance even if it was gnawing your face off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666936
That Cupid is stacked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666955
>>16667015
someone beat late to the punch >>16665895
doesn't mean he can't try

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666984
>100 gig
Come back when you reach the TB

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667033
>Recently had to buy a new 2TB SSHD for my PS4
When did vidya get so big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667011
Petite and tall are both really good. They both have their benefits and I think, for the purpose of pleasuring each other, maybe using a temporary lolification potion would be nice once in a while.

>>16667020
Well if I'm a lolicon for wanting to pleasure my waifu in an unfamiliar body so she feels new sensations she would've feel in her normal body. Then so be it, I'm a Lolicon.

>>16667022
I've come to accept a lot of things now, anon. One being that I'd do anything to please my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667037
>Then so be it, I'm a Lolicon.
He said it!

[Anonymous No.]

How many daughterus anon? What kind of daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666936
Did you ever draw "It's summer"? My folder cries out for completion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667052
One, maybe two Tengu chicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667052
3 and they're smart girls. The kind of girls built for leadership.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667052
One single, ultra-adorable Kobold daughteru!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667054
Fantastic.
That looks like a fun festival.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667052
One Inari I am doing my best to raise to be as graceful as her mother. She'll have more siblings soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667052
as many as she can get from me
and they're all good girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667015
Just a discussion that was going on earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667052
Three. All adorable in their own way. One quiet, demure and likes cute things, another something of a tomboy, and the last a very typical little girl, orderly with a tendency to fret and panic when said order is disturbed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667052
None as of yet, but probably some in the future. I want to aim for 3, but I'm sure the waifu will want more. Hell, I'm pretty partial to getting some adopterus as well, so I doubt 3 will end up being the final number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667068
She's a Hellhound then? If so, watch yourself anon, you'll have your own little pack in no time. You'll be the alpha and they'll be a pain to deal with in their teenage years. All that delinquent behaviour. Then when they're finally old enough, that's a whole pack of Hellhounds released on the world. That can't be good.

But you know what anon. It's always worth it for your daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667052
All the daughterus.
Gonna fill that minotaur with an entire herd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667037
>Well if I'm a lolicon for wanting to pleasure my waifu in an unfamiliar body so she feels new sensations she would've feel in her normal body. Then so be it, I'm a Lolicon.
>One being that I'd do anything to please my waifu.

As another anubisfag, I've had this mindset for a while. Deviancy and degeneracy cease to become factors, and all that matters is the variety of new and fun ways to give her pleasure.
Love without borders, beyond any fetish, as long as it's you and her together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667076
I feel sorry for the poor human boys who live in your area. They're all going to get BEEFED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667080
>Deviancy and degeneracy cease to become factors, and all that matters is the variety of new and fun ways to give her pleasure.
>Love without borders, beyond any fetish, as long as it's you and her together.
Yes anon. Correct. I'm not him, but this is exactly how I feel too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667081
Can you imagine all of them jeering their neighbor friend as he walks buy while their wide hipped, milky chested mom rubs whats going to be their seventh, eight, and nine sister respectively?

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>>16667068
You know, on an unrelated note, that image reminds me of how fucking perverted Genndy Tartakovsky is, given that The Wolfman's wife in the Hotel Transylvania movies is fucking pregnant 24/7/365

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>>16667052
3

One Black Dragon daughter who mostly minds her own business, though she's easy to be dragged along. She has a pretty nice, smug and positive atitude.
One adopted Kiki daughteru who is very polite and gentle. She knows how to handle herself in a fight due to living in harsh conditions, but even then she is mercyful to her enemies and dust.
One Flayer consisted of 600 squishyflayers. Her personality and appearence change depending on how many flayers are clutched together.

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>>16667088
>One Flayer consisted of 600 squishyflayers
How does that even work?

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>>16667080
My man. I developed this not so long ago. I'd just do anything for her, I have some crucial limits but apart from those I do anything. That's why I want to show her the pleasure I could give her in a temporary body. Obviously I still have my own fetishes and stuff, but if she came to me and asked if we could do BDSM (something that doesn't interest me) then I do it.

Good on you fellow AnubidFag, you've got the right mindset.

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>>16667084
It seems to be another natural stage of developing a waifu.

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>>16667087
Genndy is a lad, once you get older and look back through his works that you watched as a kid you see how many things he put in that were borderline fetishistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667090
They walk into each other and become one. You can have things like two 300 or six 100

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>>16666117
No, seriously. what's this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666958
All manner of Angels are underrated as fuck.

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>>16666256
Fallen Angel Warlord, yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667080
>Love without borders, beyond any fetish, as long as it's you and her together.
I always feel compelled to include "Except Cuckoldry" as a disclaimer whenever I say something like this.

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>>16667075
>You'll be the alpha
>[distant hellhound wife laughing her ass off]
if anything it'll be like a younger sibling dynamic where whatever I say doesn't matter unless my wife says it

>>16667087
>>16667100
the man hid so much stuff in his work I find it very hard to believe it some how got past people thyat are supposed to look out for that kinda stuff

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>>16667097
I feel you anon. I've gotten much deeper into all of my fetishes than I thought I ever would because of my waifu, femdom in particular. Everything just sounds so much better when it's her and/or our daughteru doing the things with me.

I do and will always have hard limits though, and my waifu and daughteru would most definitely have them too. NTR, scat, vomit, guro and transformation are no-gos.

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>>16667147
It was a simpler time back when he was popular and cranking stuff out, censors probably didn't care as much or figured it didn't matter because target audiences wouldn't get it.
Stoked for the new Jack, I have high hopes.

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>>16667117
I want an oppai loli harem of the angels.

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>>16667141
Why do you think I said "as long as it's you and her together"?
I'm a degenerate who wouldn't say no to Wonderland Tea funtime for weeks with a wolfgirl, but even I can say all that cuck stuff is below subhuman.

[Anonymous No.]

why the hell everyone here wants to impregnate a evil MG? dont you think about the others?

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>>16667175
I don't care for evil girls anon, my waifu doesn't have an evil bone in her body!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667163
Honestly, I'm not a fan of oppai lolis. I'd much rather just have a voluptuous 'grown-up' angel.

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>>16667175
My waifu's not evil, just hedonistic.

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>>16667182
Well, considering I would have four of them (Houri, Cupid, Angel, Valkryie) space would become a premium.

Oppai loli allows them to be small yep soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667175
What's so wrong about wanting to reform an evil girl with my dick? Although, I may not actually reform them whatsoever.

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>>16667175
If you're talking about we Demonfags the evil gag is mostly just ribbing and messing around. Though in the context of the MGE world I see helping stubborn people who think Monsters are murderers and evil and stuff come to a better understanding as doing them a favor, whereas some people might get stingy and think that's 'evil' or 'messing with free will'.
Its largely just indulgence and having a more laid back attitude about sex though, mysteriously hinted at as 'evil' to spook people that need to loosen up a bit.

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>>16667164
>Why do you think I said "as long as it's you and her together"?
That doesn't stipulate together /alone/. Cuckoldry still involves a couple together, just with other parties involved, whether consensual (Normal Cuckoldry) or not (How most NTR is). Subhuman as it is, that's why I'm always particular in noting my utter disdain for it.

>Wonderland Tea funtime for weeks with a wolfgirl
That, on the other hand, sounds quite enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667175
That's not true. I like neutral girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667199
No no no i dont mean demonfags

i mean literally evil MG who plunder cities and raze countries on a daily basis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667248
Oh that choose a girl thing?
Sometimes its fun to just let out some edge. People play as Evil characters in rpgs sometimes, why not fantasize about fucking one?

[Anonymous No.]

do evil MG practice their laugh in their private quarters?

[Anonymous No.]

I kind of want an MG to train me as a dom. Like, the opposite of all those femdom stories. Teaching me beastial lust instead of submission.

Is that even a thing?
Also, who would be the best species for it?

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>>16667281
I mean a Hakutaku will always be the best when it comes to teaching things, and would probably be a strict hands on instructor who could rate your progress and performance.
Kinda one of those mindset things more than it is a skillset thing, or at least it's first and foremost mindset over technicality.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tease a cat-like MG in heat with silver vine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667281
Monoeye or Kiki.

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>>16667301
I don't follow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667281
A power-bottom Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667301
I can see a Kiki, but why a monoeye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667335
>>16667348
Kikimoras will train you to be a strong controlling master, and cyclopes want you to treat them like the worthless sacks of meat that they are.

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>>16667290
I want to make my pilgrimage to the Cat Kingdom and spend the rest of my days worshiping cute kitty cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667350
Slow down there pardner! I can't find a MGE page for monoeyes but is cripplingly low self esteem in a Monoeye's bio?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667366
It's a thread meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667353
now for the biggest riddle.

Which girl is tan, a feline, and soon to be my wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667372
A tanned jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667375
WRONG ANSWER (for now)!
Its that sphinx!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667201
Yeah, probably should've said "just you and her" to eliminate ambiguity. Oh well.

>That, on the other hand, sounds quite enjoyable.
Even beyond all the sex stuff, it'd be great. Being able to run alongside her at full speed, covering miles with ease would be pretty amazing.
And curling up with her to get warm. You'd basically be a heated, fuzzy blanket to wrap around her, depending on how big you imagine you become when taking the tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667376
No. I got the answer wrong so she is going to rape me. You'll then ahve to go for the jinko, thus making my answer right.

I won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667383
No because I'm asking the question.
If anything I now have to rape you following the rules.


Soooo I guess I get a sphinx AND an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667397
Well shit. Be gentle with my butt then. I'll still call you gay though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667405
No homo.
/fit/ taught me that rule....Although we could throw you in a vat of demonic energy and see what comes out.
I'm not pounding the butt of something without a womb.

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>>16667405
I wonder if Alps and their husbands affectionately/jokingly call each other homos

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>>16667410
I can see it, especially for the tomboyish ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667409
I rolled Nuraruihyon in the wiki so there's that. Not only I'm gay but I'm also a cuck! Time to kill myself and be reborn as a cute boy again.

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>>16667413
I just think it would be funny if a very late stage Alp, super hourglass, total bombshell that would put a Holst to shame in the chest and a Succubutt to shame in the ass department, jokes around and talks like just a bro to her husband when just hanging around or out in public
It actually sounds kinda nice

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>>16667418
Anon, I think you're gay too.

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>>16667417
Have fun with that.

>>16667418
Probably.
I'd give some super saccharin response about wondering how I'm gay if I keep trying to impregnate a cute girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay anon, here's the deal. By some great quantum cataclysm, you are united with your perfect monstergirl waifu in whichever fantasy setting you so desire.

Problem is though, she is a hybrid between your favorite species and a random one.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono

How do you fare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
>Mothman/Ittan-momen

So a cute, semi-corporal moth girl with cloth wings?

I can dig it.

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>>16667422
Daaaaw.
She'd probably blush profusely and call you a faggot before kissing you.

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>>16667431
>Dragon/Ignis

Nothing changes. I guess I managed to fail to have fun in a roll game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
>Crow Tengu/Weresheep
She has such fluffy wing I could die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
>Automaton + Dark Angel
So a normal flight capable Automaton corrupted by a Dark Angels DE? Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
>Rolls
>The Theocracy of Lescatie
Play through

So is she a former human? One of Drew's cohorts? Either works for me. I'm an awfully lonely guy.

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>>16667442
Gonna tell her 'no homo' before kissing her.

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>>16667431
>Kobold
>rolled Hobgoblin
So my waifu and daughteru would have bigger titties and horns, and be lazier? I could live with that, though I'd hope that my waifu's passion for magical science would still motivate her to work hard at her job.

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>>16667443
She'd be kinda like The Magician from House of the Dead.

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>>16667431
Demon and...

>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kenkou_Cross

...and uh. And Kencou Cross.
Well.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone tried accessing mgewiki.com? Has anyone able to enter the page?

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>>16667431
>Gremlin/Dryad

Eeeeeeh.
Am I going to be imprisoned inside a massive treebot and have threesomes with bugs while we burninate the countryside?
I mean, half of that sounds cool I guess.

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>>16667431
>Holstaur/Girtablilu
I have made either something wonderful or something terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667450
Should I write smut to her? I'm sure it'll make her hot a bothered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
>Oomukade/Manticore

Dat venom overdose.

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>>16667431
>Anubis/Kikimora

She'd be the strictest woman to ever exist. On the bright side, I guess I'd really have my shit together thanks to her.

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>>16667458
Oh shit, It's down for me.

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>>16667448
Man, Alps can be fun if in later stages.
Would be funny seeing her blow the fuck out of some Succubi who think they're hot shit at a party, only to reveal 'And I used to be a dude too!'

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>>16667467
Kikimora are already canid based monstergirls, so Kikimora based in desert regions would be jackal-like.

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>>16667473
That it would.
Especially if some succubi starts talking hot shit only for the two to see who can get their boyfriend/husband off first only for the alp to easily do it.

Still, half the fun of a stage two is the teasing.

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>>16667431
>Kitsune
>Fallen God
How does that even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
>hellhound aluraune
No clue how that would work but I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667487
Take a hellhound but fill her with the power of plantlife instead of hellfire.

So green and with flowers in her hair.

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>>16667431
Tanuki/Mandragora in the world of Tron.

Maybe she'd be the root admin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
>Manticore/Intoxication fruit
Play through. Permadrunk manticore get!

[Anonymous No.]

Is the Monstergirl Artist Commission Doc up to date?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667485
True. And half the reward is seeing them come into their own and end up accepting it.
A late stage Alp and her husband would be quite the partners in crime indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667480
Das a cute Kiki.
and a very busty one

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667508
Yep.
An underrated species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667469
Anyone know what happened to it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
>hellhound^2
oh goodness

>>16667453
quick ask your waifu to make a phoenix girl!

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>>16667509
Blissfully unaware busty Kiki's are the best. Accidentally rubbing their tits against Master has he passes, giving him a tight hug with those funbags getting squished against him, and having him rest his head between her peaks as she sings him to sleep would drive a man mad.

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>>16667514
Should be fine now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667519
Nice! It's working now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667510
>tranvestites
>underrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667525
Apologies, just working through some growing pains.

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>>16667431
>Siren
>Demon
So an Idol Singer Demon?
Sounds like tuesday night's usual roleplay.

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>>16667526
I'm sorry anon, did we trigger you?

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>>16667518
I've seen bigger.
Pic-relateds must be the largest titties I've seen Latenight draw aside from his Rogue Holst.

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>>16667518
Mad's not how I would put it, unless it's mad with love
>>16667526
>He doesn't want to impregnate an extremely hot succubus that used to be his best bro
What are you fuckin gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667534
Busty maids are breast maids!

>>16667535
Anon, stop taking the bait.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have an Automaton delivered to my door by a relative I didn't even know I had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667537
Its joke!

[Anonymous No.]

Green skin.

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>>16667510
Alps were forced to shit by their insufferable following not too long ago, what are you on about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667518
I bet she leaves secret kisses on his coffee mug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667541
big girl who'd be great at snu snu, whats not to love

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667529
You know, I appreciate the consistency of your waifu's roleplay scheduling. So it is, that's what you said it was for Tuesday last time as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667544
I bet she'd even fantasize about giving him a kiss on the cheek before he goes to bed every night. How scandalous!

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>>16667549
It's always a tuesday roleplay, and most weeks I can't resist her puppy dog eyes when she really wants it to be our tuesday roleplay.
She really likes being a yandere idol.

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>>16667486
Apex reality warper, and exceedingly wise even by godly standards. She'd be utterly terrifying if she weren't so elegant and primally, irresistibly beautiful.
A single fur from her nine divine tails contains so much of her magical essence, that should it be plucked, all that energy will be released, and the fur strand will become the center of a phenomenon where the world of Pandemonium "overlaps" the mundane world, in a metre radius sphere where the laws of physics give way to lust's desires.

Now imagine what none colossal tails covered in those furs could do.

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>>16667431
>Holst/weresheep
I think i'm in heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667562
Unlimited soft works, jesus lord
Imagine her giving you warm milk while you dozed off under her wooly curves
You might legit sleep forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667554
What other variations of it does she do? Is it always 'locked in the back room of the concert' or are there ever mixups on where she 'keeps you'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667586
The situations change, but it's always a Yandere Idol. Sometimes it's the "locked in the back room" scenario and sometimes it's the "kept in her mansion and raped all day long during her break" scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667600
I have to know anon, how many idol outfits does she have? Does she wear a different one every time? Does she wear them on non-roleplay days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667600
Why do I want a famous idol to be yandere for me and to try and seduce me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667600
I see. Does she ever pretend to let you try and run away only to drag you back in? I forget how strong her illusions are, don't know if she can make it seem like the whole house is a mansion or if she can just do illusions for things like clothing.

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>>16667605
It's usually the same one, occasionally with seasonal variants.
She's got a massive closet full of different costumes for different roleplays, all handmade by her.
Her favorite ones to put on me are the "ritual sacrifice" costume and the "reluctant human hooker" costume.

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>>16667612
Because you want a rich and powerful girl to be obsessed with you and put everything she has into making you hers.
>Does she ever pretend to let you try and run away only to drag you back in?
Yes. No matter which end of that she's on it gets her wetter than anything else.
And she can only cast personal illusions on herself, but she took a healthy sum from her family inheritance to buy a nice little house and deck out our bedroom to be decently lavish.
The rest of it is invested and is spent on creature comforts and taxes while I work to bring in grocery money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667532
>trigger
Says the guy literally discussing Tumblr-tier faggotry.
Alpshit is just as cancerous as cait/cu sith furshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667619
Man, I may just have to steal some of your ideas, they're too good! I've always been partial to "enslaved enemy general" and "nursing long-lost friend back to health", but that's just me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667635
Whoops, forgot to quote >>16667614

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667640
Who's the enemy general in that scenario, you or your waifu?
Because that one could go either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667635
That sounds nice, although the greatest irony would be that I'd probably never know who she is considering I don't follow celebrities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667652
That's probably why she becomes obsessed with you anon. You don't see her as a celebrity, to you she's just another girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667635
Oh ho! The plot advances for Childhood-Friend anon.
>Healthy sum from her family inheritance
Was her mother a high ranking Demon? Would mine have known her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667659
Probably not. Her family was new money who immigrated across the portal.
Her mother is a lawyer and isn't very approving of her running off.
Her older sisters are the hugest buzzkill elitists who probably need to get laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667651
It's always me who's the general, and her who plays the royal princess who receives him as a gift. It's nice since it can play out a number of ways. Me getting Stockholm Syndrome'd really hard, me breaking free of my chains one night and 'raping' her, or ending in us slowly falling in love as we spend more time together, culminating in me being freed and us married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667673
So in the break out and rape scenario, do you go the "she tries to struggle and escape the whole time" route or do you go with the "can't win against the cock" scenario?
And what's the aftercare like?
What species is your waifu anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667669
I see, I see.
>Her older sisters are the biggest buzzkill elitists who probably need to get laid
Frumpy Demons, ugh. The worst. Good to know though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667656
Would be good.
Maybe a tad awkward if she wrote a song about wanting me and I forgot that she was the one who wrote it when she asks me if I ever heard of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667689
Well, considering she's an Anubis, it would definitely be "can't win against the cock" considering her instincts. It sometimes would even end with instead of me raping her, I'd have a sudden change of heart of not wanting to stoop to their level, only for her to turn the tables on me after getting flustered.

Aftercare is a big part for us, even after just general vanilla sex. We're both big on body worship, so oil massages and cleaning/grooming would be high up on the list, as well as cuddles, and having a nice meal after while we talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667691
The younger of the two is a sweetheart when you get to know her, it's just she's incredibly socially awkward and has her family's elitism very hard pressed into her brain.
The older one is just a sexually frustrated bitch. Probably would have a husband by now if she weren't so goddamn abrasive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667561
Sounds like a Phantom's high level DnD character

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667697
>That spoiler
>No. No I can't, that would be stooping the the level of animals. I'm not go-
>"Ohohohohohooo no you don't. You don't get to get a girl all excited like that, press your tip just the tiniest bit up and then get a change of heart because ~you're the better person~."
>I-I don-
>"Shut up, pull your dick back out of your pants, get hard and rape this tight! Virgin! Princess! Pussy!"
Every exclamation mark indicates her shoving her ass closer to your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667697
>We're both big on body worship, so oil massages wold be high up on the list
Nice. Damn, I gotta incorporate this more as well, body worship is fantastic and even more so when its mutual.
>>16667698
Hmm. Now I'm hoping other monstergirls wouldn't view my Demonfu as being overbearing or abrasive.
>>16667710
The ol' 'Get over here and fuck me', works every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667716
There's a notable difference between a married Demon and a virgin Demon.
Yours wouldn't be seen as overbearing or abrasive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667710
>And then she just proceeds to keep putting herself in compromising positions, trying to get you to act on your base instincts.
Seriously though, holy fuck that sounds wonderful. Slightly willing 'rape' is a thing I love.

>>16667716
Yeah, body worship on a whole can be far more expressive than words or gestures can ever be. Showing her that you truly love, cherish, and care for every single inch of her body, and vice-versa, is a wonderful way to show your love for one another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
>dragon waifu
+
>lilim

I cannot handle this, nor can my pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't trip, Anon. Mind your footing.
Eyes straight ahead and show no interest.
Hands to yourself. Stay curt and gruff.
Bathe regularly, use unpleasant deodorant, for the love of everything bathe after fapping and do it somewhere where the scent won't get on the wind.
Do all that and keep your chin up, and you'll be just fine.

Screw up and you'll find yourself inextricably smothered by fat breasts or with your hands bound behind your back and a hilted fox grinding her clit on your pubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667735
What if that's how you actually met your waifu?
You ended up on the other side of the portal and were given to her as a slave only to break free and spectacularly blue ovary her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667747
They're just foxes, I doubt they would be much trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667754
That's how they get you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667754
Sure you say that now, but when you're pinned down and balls deep in a smug chubby fox begging her for rest that will never come after your fifteenth orgasm don't say you weren't warned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667747
Yes yes that's good and all. HOWEVER, what if it is my aim to find me a Fox wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667765
>chubby fox
She's getting a purple nurple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667750
I mean, I've always imagined our meeting to be far less exciting than that, but I would for sure be alright with that scenario. Although that calls to question, how exactly would I be captured? Some sort of marauding group that takes men hostage, and then sells them off for profit? Stumbling into her lands and captured by guards? There's so many possibilities!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667720
Fair enough, and hopefully so.
>>16667735
I think I get what you mean. Just slowly going over every single curve and inch with oiled hands... unf. Pretty fantastic visual there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667772
A bunch of desert kingdom soldiers finding an exotic looking human in their territory and bringing him to their ruler as a gift doesn't seem too far fetched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667758
Anon, the only thing Foxes have to overpower humans is magic. All you have to do is bring some magic resistant gear and you're fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667758
Is that really so bad though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667779
That's what every cocksure adventurer thinks.
But the magic they're best at isn't direct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667783
I don't like that fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667773
Doing that stuff together is great, especially in a dim candle lit room, some moonlight filtering in through the open window as you help her melt away the stresses of the past day. Getting to knead into her beautifully soft buttocks and feel up her strong thighs and back would be heavenly.

>>16667778
I now have the urge to write something similar to this scenario. Maybe tomorrow when I'm less tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667790
Their lewd magic will never affect me if I jerk off a bunch before going through their territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667778
Poor little white boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667796
Even if that were their chosen technique, "I'm not ready to go" has stopped roughly zero monsters ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667747
Oh...good. I save it.

[Anonymous No.]

You ever had a huge lewd thought pop into your head and thought you'd want to do it with your waifu?
Because I just thought of a roleplay scenario for mine.
"I caught Senpai masturbating at school and now she's my sex slave."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667779
"Oh gee, the only things this creature has are spellcasting, unnatural fire, inhuman strength, transformation magic, and ass-tentacles. No problem!"
"Oh golly gee it grabbed my arms with its tails and it pulling my pants down, how adorable."
"This non-threatening forest animal is rubbing its tiny little hands all over my crotch like it wants something. Hahaha"
"How cute, it's showing me its wittle fox pussy. Hehehe it knocked me over like a rambunctious puppy! Now it's -mmmpph-mhhh muuuhhh maaaaaaaaAAA"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667791
So what will you do if that fox likes YOU?
Especially if the way out has strangely disappeared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667806
I want my lamia wife to wrap me up head to toe while she gives me a paizuri and a snek tongue blowjob and shoves my face in her snek pussy.

I would shyly mention the fantasy after months of sitting on it and she would get really excited and make this face then make it a reality right then and there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667806
Yeah. That's sort the basis for how I became KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667747
>inextricably smothered by fat breasts
That sounds so comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667853
The Dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431

Cheshire and...
>nacho

I'm done. I'm so done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667870
>Aggressive, hostile memes intensify

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667870
>>16667871
>Instead of turning you into a chaos spider, she slams her obscenely big ass onto your face and starts aggressively making you lick her pussy while talking dirty.
>Every three times you make her cum she rewards you with a mindblowing blowjob.
>Eventually she gives up on "rewarding you" and just starts furiously draining your balls with her mouth.
>You bet your ass she's got a lewd cat pun ready for when she gets the last drop out of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667747

It's too good of a thing. It could never happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667882
>Sad sack anon walks from the store he works home every day with meager groceries.
>He knows in his heart that no monstergirl would ever rape him because no monstergirl would ever want him.
>That night he wakes up balls deep in the pussy of a Kitsune who's been stalking him because she wanted to see his smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667889

If I didn't die from shock I'd probably die from happiness. Especially if it's her.

Yep.

That one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
Ok, isn't that link supposed to just turn up monsters? Rolled like 8 times before I stopped getting random non-monster crap
>Unagi Joro Roper
It's a good day to be a freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
>Oomukade
>Wererabbit
Creepy horror and bodily abominations fill my mind. She can hear where I am, detect where I am by heat, is ridiculously fast and agile. A yandere, my fetish. RP'ing with her might as well be an Predator film.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
>>16667909
You need to stop using the wikia. Most of the content has been moved to the wiki (no a)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667912
>>16667431
>Most of the content has been moved to the wiki
A lot of it is also being revised to have proper cites so we know it's not all bullshit

Also the link isn't formatted right, use this one:
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:RandomInCategory/Monster_Girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
>Alice+Yuki-Onna

I can dig it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666761
Original requester here. Thanks dude. Looks awesome. Like really awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667928
Hey thanks bossman. Sorry I couldn't go black with the hair, I couldn't seem to make it work without it just looking flat with no shading or lighting. Glad you liked it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663903
I mean what about minerals and all that? Currency will exist has long there is want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667924
>Alice in Wonderland:ON ICE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667939
Yeah I figured, but the pale hair turned out spectacular anyway. So yeah, thanks again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667915
I just noticed the Familar's profile hasn't been moved over yet.
Also Kamaitachi, Nurarihyon and Ochimusha. But I guess they don't really count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667836
KDF please stop doing bad things to puppies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667997
http://mgewiki.com/w/Familiar
>Also Kamaitachi, Nurarihyon and Ochimusha.
Would be blank pages but any fan art is worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667998
Dofus movie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668000
Yeah, I noticed it actually was moved over after typing that.
But for some reason, only her profile isn't under "Category:Monster_Girls".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667998
It's not all of them anon, just my two. I don't do bad things either, not unless they want me to. But if they want me to, then they're good things so it was all fine to begin with!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668004
Can't explain why that happened but it's there now. There's a handful of very strange bugs that need working out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668001
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>16663709
Evil in that she'll be nice if you go along, but laughs in the face of mercy and decency if you cross her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16664037
>when you get so into learning accounting you focus more on the terms instead of the sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667806
Mindflayer and Phantom are the best species for this, they both can turn your wildest sexual fantasies into a reality
>Anon hits puberty hard and can't stop lusting for his sister
>Anon is deeply in debt and has to sell his body to reimburse it

I would recommend Phantoms over Mindflayers
With a Phantom you're just having some perverted fun with a classy ghost
With a Mindflayer you enter an insidious cycle of lewdness that ends with you going crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>In bed with a Shortstack Gremlin. Holding her tight.

Fill the rest out yourself. That's already perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think monstergirls would invent some kind of Chimaera potion a la Harry Potter, to let any species monstergirl take on the characteristics of another species temporarily? All this talk of hybrid monstergirls has me curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668074
I agree,. Phantoms seem like roleplay enthusiasts, while Mindflayers would make the role a reality for you. You'd literally think she was your sister while you did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668130
Mage types can straight up polymorph into other species of monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668130
With Lichs, Dark Mages and the whole Sabbath both spending their time looking for ways to improve sex while Wonderland creates all kinds of kinky magical stuff too there has to be such a potion

>>16668150
I'm pretty sure they can only polymorph into human

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668098
No it isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662554
Its the opposite for me. It's frustrating to see nice pieces of art at a very small filesize. It doesnt do the art justice. Though I can understand the commisioner wanting to keep it to himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668098
>Completely wrapped around her while she buries her face in your neck
>Her soft hair rubbing against your chin
>A slightly chilly day while you're under silky sheets

Unf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668098
>>16668193
Gremlins would most likely ruin cuddles and comfy time in bed

>In bed with a Shortstack Gremlin. Holding her tight.
>She pulls out a weird onahole out of nowhere and clamps in onto your dick
>It starts milking you
>You spend the rest of the day getting sexually tortured by her and her creations

The best shot you got is to pamper her enough that she doesn't feel the need to abuse you for enjoyment

[Anonymous No.]

Here is a drawing of Amazons undertaking a trial of endurance
Those who don't pass out are honored and considered woman worthy of having their own man

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6EoHOVVAAErEEm.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668255
The thought of a physically ill Amazoness that can't pass the test because of some heart defect or something makes me depressed.

>>16668235
She might delay the cuddles.
But nothing can stop the cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668275
>The thought of a physically ill Amazoness that can't pass the test because of some heart defect or something makes me depressed.
>She is ill because she has no househusband to take care of her
>She has no househusband because she can't pass the trial

You've made me sad too

>But nothing can stop the cuddles.
Don't underestimate how mischievous Gremlins are

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668255
Second from the left looks like she has this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668296
>Amazoness has a beloved but can't marry him because she can't pass the trials

[Anonymous No.]

Dead as a Liches pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668365
This sounds like the start of a very popular Phantom
The end would be that Amazon becoming the tribe leader who is happy married to her beloved

>>16668407
I'd rather a Dragon Zombie pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668255
Great, and now I want to sexually torment a Amazon.
Or any monster girl for that matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
>Holstaur/Medusa
That's actually a pretty interesting combination and I'm not really sure how it'd work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
>Cheshire
>Hellhound

....help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
>Demon
>dark mage

lord help me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668415
>This sounds like the start of a very popular Phantom theater play

>>16668451
Wouldn't you prefer for an Amazon to sexually torment you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
>Anubis
>Atlach Nacha

I can't even imagine that in my head. It would be like a haughty little Anubis who turns me into a spider for her to tend the mummies tombs.

That's actually kinda interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668454
Just a holstaurus with a cowprint spotted lamia tail instead of legs, and snakes as hair with tits in place of heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668474
That's too much onee san for one mortal man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668483
>snakes as hair with tits in place of heads.

That's kind of terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668478
>Wouldn't you prefer for an Amazon to sexually torment you?
That'd be nice too. But she'd cuddle afterwards, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667467
Didn't KC say in th Kikimora's notes that she was influenced by Anubis?

Anyway, those are two fine girls. Patrician's taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
Pharaoh and Chief God.
Not sure how to feel about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668460
There is no help anon, accept your fate.
>>16668474
You're fucked, in every literal and several metaphorical senses.
>>16668483
>and snakes as hair with tits in place of heads
Dammit anon that's why I said I didn't know how it'd work because my mind immediately went to 'all the hair snakes have a pair of tits'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
>Apophis
>Mershark

A purple shark with a massive lamia-length tail, gradient hair and sexy fangs to bite me with? Sounds damn good to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668486
Only after you've been utterly dominated

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666936
> Verbally she's pessimistic and snarky
> However, her eyes don't lie
> This cupid is hopelessly glued to her husband's rippling pectorals, deep warm voice, and facial hair

Makes ya wonder what which monstergirls are attracted to physically. With DE being what it is, husbands eventually change to their waifu's ideals anyway. Baphos obviously like 'big brother' types. Wonder which MGs have unusual tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668504
I think the more dominant ones are attracted to "cute" men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668496
Does she have poisonous skin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668481
The ultimate dick bully. Prepare to have all of your spider tentacles trampled by her fluffy loli paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668519
Sounds fun, so I'll go with yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668496
That sounds like one lewding biting combo.

Love bites by a shark combined with Apophis venom. She'll make you a slut for her teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668537
Stop anon, this is too lewd.

I can just imagine her putting the mummy curse on me and then trampling my manhood with her soft paws/pads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668557
>the mummy curse
Orgasm denial?
That combined with rough stomping on all your dozen manhoods would be the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668550
Please Anon, I already was.

I'd gladly open her mouth and then slowly glide my tongue across her wondrous teeth, gently painting her fangs before I finish it with a kiss and let her sink her teeth into me all she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668567
I love Anubis and Atlach Nacha has been my in my top favourites since her release so this is actually really nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Turn your maid into your mistress today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
> Shoggoth
> Kiki

The prophecy foretold of the day maidkind would receive a savior- one with a fondness for her mastah so powerful that it would redefine olev as it had been known. She would tear down the walls of predefined ideals of how best to properly attend. She would teach the true path of the maid, and all would know enlightened diligent service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668575
Anon, be careful. She'll make it so you can't cum without having her fangs in your neck.

Do you really want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668587
I want to masturbate a trail of cum from a feral Kiki's cave into my house so I can rape her and take her as a sex slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668587
But that's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668597
>She'll make it so you can't cum without having her fangs in your dick.
Fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668595
That sounds nice. ShoggothKiki a cute. The Mastah she tends to must feel like he's in heaven.

>>16668587
I've always loved the idea of a Maid being a mistress in the bed.

Like you touch her up through the day, groping her and kissing her neck. Until she brings you to the bedroom and turns you into her little stress toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668609
>Until she brings you to the bedroom and turns you into her little stress toy.
>Squeaky toy for a Kiki
>Makes cute squeals when you step on it's thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668587
I don't think I deserve a Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
>oomukade
>thunderbird
Now her powers can backfire on her twice as much I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668615
Mastah will surely be making squeaky noises when Mistress steps on him.

But still that idea sounds cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668609
I kind of imagine she'd end up as The Boss, though.

> The hybrid maid known as The Joy
> Knew true happiness on the battlefield called love
> Had many admirers in young maids, tried to guide them toward their own happiness
> Left this world for a Demon Realm of her own making
> All of her students took different ideas from her lessons
> The true path of the maid would forever be shattered from then on, her honest truth of love only heard through filters called 'ideals'
> Maids see endless conflict, in pointless disagreement over eachother's methods
> What was it all for? Just to suffer the fate of not meeting a mastah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668616
Every man deserves a Maid. No matter his lifestyle.

>>16668634
This is exactly why every maid needs a mastah.

[Anonymous No.]

You're visiting the temple when you see the shrine snake battling sneetches or whatever, do you help her out with your crazy martial arts skills her mother taught you or do you leave her to thrive or perish according to the laws of natural selection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668634
Meidos! The DNA of the soul!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668649
>not helping the cute snek

Sneks are for protecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668654
Meidos are too pure for this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668665
I want to save a cute Kiki from the clutches of the Baba Yaga after she tried to sell her soul for a mastah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdLPe7XjdKc

I mean, I guess I could call that one Cheshire from class and ask her to give smugness lessons or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668669
Why would a Kiki sell her soul to John Wick? Seems a little odd to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668678
I also want to do a John Wick marathon with a Salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668665
I dunno, this one seems pretty lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668609
The other kind of mistress, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668699
The other kind of mistress? You mean a wife? But I want my Kiki to trample me in bed as the real "Mistress of the house".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668642
I dunno I'd just feel weird about a Kiki suddenly deciding to serve me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668694
>lewding the pure maids

You're going to hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668718
Don't worry anon. You'll get used to it really fast. Especially when you realize how much she loves her master and what she'll do for you.

Hell you might even get comfortable the second she brings you your first breakfast in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668716
No, anon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mistress_(lover)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668627
Mistress loves stepping on Mastah and making him lick her down there while she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668654
Feral Kiki's first thoughts when seeing a table:
>I could get off on that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668727
I'd constantly question her love though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668729
Oh definitely not like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668729
But that's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668732
I'd love for a Kikimora to use those claws she has on her feet to step on my dick and make me worship her legs while she spits in my mouth. Throwing all kinds of degrading insults my way.

>>16668738
>literally upholds you as the most important person in her life

You're being silly anon. Stop it. Your maid is waiting for you downstairs with dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668740
I bet there'd be a lot of misunderstandings when jumped-up Kikis describe themselves as Mistresses, not realizing that it means something else than Master's partner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668735
>implying mastah didn't just do something really nice or say something really nice to her and now she's trying to get rid of the sexual frustration she has for mastah.

That image infront of her is a picture of mastah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668722
>>16668735
>>16668746
Kikis can be both LEWD and PURE, but they are always OLEV for their dear mastah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668746
But why? I am nothing special, and she barely knows me.

[Anonymous No.]

Faerie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668750
I mean, can't lewd also be pure when it comes from the heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668750
OLEV!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668752
The hole point is that a maid goes to help a man, no matter who he is. You could be the most "nothing special boring lazy guy" but there's always a maid for you.

And she will know you soon.

>>16668757
CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668763
That's extremely creepy when I think about it.

It'd be awkward since I live with my parents too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668769
Ha! What a loser! No make would want that.

Just kidding anon. I imagine you'll be supplied with a house when you get your maid. Is all part of the MaidService program

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668788
I sure hope that house isn't a cabin in the woods or the haunted house in the suburbs all the kids dare each other into going in during Halloween night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668788
Am I just going to wake up in a strange house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668769
They'll know better to interrupt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668794
>the haunted house in the suburbs all the kids dare each other into going in during Halloween night.

Sounds like the residence of a Dark Mage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668794
They say an evil yandere maid lives there. She's sick of kids coming and waking up her mastah.

So she puts on a mask and chases them through the woods with a kitchen knife.

>>16668795
Do you want to? You could just move in. Although waking up in a strange house with your maid coming in and giving you breakfast in bed coupled with head strokes sounds nice.

The house is wherever and whatever you want it to be. If you're a parents boy then maybe you could get a house close to theirs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668810
DAMNKIDSGETOFFMYLAWN

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668811
Doesn't sound too bad I guess.
>>16668814
I think she'd be trying to get them inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668810
I feel sorry for the shotas who get peer pressured into going into her house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668821
She's got a ball attracting charm on her windows.

Then she can ask the parents to have the kid help her with her chores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668759
Lewd is pure when it aims at becoming impregnated with the physical manifestation of the love in her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668826
>ball attracting charm on her windows.
Bet that's not the only place that attracts balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668819
Dark Mages are literally Shrek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668826
That can't end well for the shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668829
Why yes, it's a common tactic among monsters.

However people wised up and no one plays ball on the street much anymore.
>>16668835
Why, whatever do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668836
As in "his purity and innocence: gone" after she's done with him.

[Anonymous No.]

Shh! Serious scholarly work in progress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668810
>Sounds like the residence of a Dark Mage.
It sounds more like a Lich. The house is actually haunted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668869
Smart Anubis who work on scrolls and books are cute! CUTE!

Sleep tight little schedule dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668869
I want to sneak up on her and put a blanket on her and sniff her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668839
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668898
You see nothing wrong with that? What are you gay or soemhing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668906
He's got a loving onee-san now. What could be wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668729
Would be fun if me and my waifu wrre subs to our maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668912
Well when you put it like that. I'd love to have an oneesan.

Especially if we lived at the Onee sabbath together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668913
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668919
Do onee sabbath have the largest collection of Shotafication potions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668922
Vaults of the stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668928
But why do they have so much? They have enough to shotafy the whole world twice over!

[Anonymous No.]

Would a young fox fall in love with you if you give her fried tofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668932
Don't you think that's their plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668921
C'mon anon, it would just be a little play on our part. Just fooling around a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668933
Give a fox fried tofu and you're basically already married to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668943
What if you're a kid and she's a kid? and you end up sharing one ice cream cone because she dropped hers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668951
Childhood promise and shit. You'll be moving whether you want it pe not only to come back years later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668943
>>16668951
>>16668952
Foxes sure love their food
No wonder so many of them have fat butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668943
>Lolifox being gang-fed tofu
Who would she marry after having delicate, crispy slices of fried tofu jammed into her mouth from every side?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668919
>>16668922
I bet the Onee-sabbath would have a bunch of fun activities they'd do with their husband/otouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668937
If you get shotafied by your onee-san and manage to knock her up, how would you explain to your child why they look older then their father?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668969
>hard-boiled, chain-smoking shota and his grown-up son
Hmm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668961
They eat a lot and use magic to slim but with big ass and boobs. They really are tricky beings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668952
She's going to be super starved for affection by that point, isn't she? The clingiest, flirtiest childhood friend imaginable. Maybe I should write something on this vein.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668972
All those years of loneliness must have gotten her really pent up and you would be legal now too. Time to give her something else to eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668971
These damn vixens know how to capture the heart of men

>>16668984
>Time to give her something else to eat.
Yes, give her something healthy like a plate of greens and grilled fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669001
>during those years I was gone, I became health food expert. I'm going to fix your diet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668966
Damn right. It actually sounds like perfection.

>Big sleep overs in the sorority they live in
>Onee Sabbath VolleyBall

Stuff like that. I wish I was living at the Onee Sabbath house with my Onee san.

[Anonymous No.]

shortstack dragons were literally built for breeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669001
>>16669012
She just wants your carrot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669022
I wouldn't resist breeding Forte and cjddling with my dick still inside of her. Both versions are okay, but the normal one would be even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669022
Anon that's not a dragon

[Anonymous No.]

Ganna open a fried tofu bar by the shrines. Soon enough the shrines will be full of phatty foxes all for my enjoyment! Ganna squeeze their bellies and love them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669045
Gonna build a gym nearby too. The money and lean foxes will come nice and easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669045
diabolical

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669045
Gonna start farming right next to the Ryu shrine so I can give some of my yield to her as tithe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669047
Be careful, all the sweaty fox pheromones will get to you and before you know it you will be father to half a dozen foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669047
I wonder if those fit foxes are ganna get revenge on me for making them phat.

>>16669055
Good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669057
I'll make sure to wear blindfold, a mask and earplugs.

>>16669060
Just give them some more tofu dude. They'll go back to being phat and you'll be safe, plus it's more money for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669045
That would be fantastic.




>>16669060
Don't forget to offer them protein drinks with Hathor milk in them

[Anonymous No.]

Which MGs are most likely to take part in senshado?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669076
don't you don't you ever post that filth around here ever again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669055
I honestly feel that Ryu shrines are for old people and weirdos
Why go to a silent, boring shrine filled with crazy snakes and a leader who is too kind to do anything when you can simply go next door and have all sorts of fun with the foxes?

>>16669068
>I'll make sure to wear blindfold, a mask and earplugs.
Oh come on, you're just asking to be sexually harassed now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669022
Shortstacks were literally built for gentle hugging and affection. Make sure to get yourself buff and tall so your shortstack can enjoy your body like her kind traditionally does. Also it's alot of fun that way.

I would post the image of that shortstack getting flustered next to some hunk but I can't find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669076
I could see Anubis is a tank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669100
That I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669068
Jeez anon. I didn't know you were into sensory deprivation. But good taste my man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669093
Fuck just feeling their hands touch mine would pop a boner. Need to resist going crazy.

>>16669103
If i wasn't doing that I would spend the whole day masturbating or spoting them, which would lead to free mermbership if they let me pound that sweet fit fox pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669131
>free mermbership if they let me pound that sweet fit fox pussy.

You better take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669142
Hmm, this would be quite hard now that I'm thinking bout it.

If I just went crazy on fox scent I would probably start giving free pass to everyone so I could fuck every fox in there, but that would make me extremelly poor. So the best choice here is to give the pass to my favorite and most devoted client and just fuck her so much she won't be doing any exercises, but I would probably end up getting her pregnant though I guess that wouldn't be that bad.

Hmm, what to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669156
Impregnate all the foxes and take all the responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669168
I don't know Anon. There would be a lot of foxes in my gym. Like, imagine the world but with more 100 little foxes or so since I would be impregnating them more than once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669168
anon you are nuts

every night you will be sorrounded by the pregnant mofu pile

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669195
and they'll make pregnant mofu tofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669205
YOU ARE GONNA COOK THE FOXES?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669179
>>16669195
Become the fox king.

You see, mere mortal men are consumed by mofu. They're controlled by it. But you, you have learned to master and control the mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669231
I guess. Might as well transform the gym into a huge daycare or something and take care of my 100 little foxes along with some more kids for money. Maybe open another gym for phat foxes to get more dosh along with the donations from the shrine.

Being fox king doesn't sound too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669242
>opening a daycare
>not keeping the gym and getting ripped fox daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669247
Opening a daycare AND another gym. They can get ripped too.

I would be the biggest fit fox producer in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669253
I would happily marry Anon's fit fox daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669099
I think I got you, my nig

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669260
>>16669099

My brothers!
Get fit so you can make those shortstacks feel safe!
I would build a harem out of every doraf female in that game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669260
>bridal gauntlets
Nais.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669259
Are you sure, Anon? She might be little but she exercises a lot. Are you willing to deal with sweaty fox everyday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669268
>harem
Meh, two are enough

The problem is deciding which ywo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669260
>>16669268
Yes! This is what shortstacks love. I'd get fit so I can protect my Shortstack and make her feel amazing in sex. She'd love my body and I'd love hers. I mean just look at that flustered shortstack, she can't contain herself next to that body. Don't you want to make a shortstack feel that way about your body?

[Anonymous No.]

How much mofu is the perfect amount?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669260
>that picture
Would be better with a loli with the same proportions minus the tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669279
You know it.
Gonna make them feel safe!

>>16669277
Sturm is mandatory.
After that it gets more difficult.
Hence the harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669285
Any amount is perfect for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669286
No. We're talking about shortstacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669268
>spoiler
They're all so good, I'm glad Carmelina is usable now.

Sarasa's my #1 doraf though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669286
ah shit
the sabbath is here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669268
I would get only one and give her the fuck of her life. Forte would ride my dragon and body she would break so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669300
Handle bars on a shortstack is mandatory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669099
>>16669260
Damn it, I swore to never hit the gym again but you guys are making it hard not to

Are all monster girls weak to muscles or is it just shortstacks?

>>16669275
>Are you willing to deal with sweaty fox everyday?
As long as she lets me hug her tail when we go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder where you can buy short stack potions for your MG wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669313
There are some monster girls who have muscle fetishes I imagine like some sluts here like muscles.

But for shortstacks it's built into their minds. They just tremble when they see a muscular man they will soon make their husband. Also most short stack species historically had their makes incredible built for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669300
Yaia is mine.
cutest daughteru.
Would Marry when she comes of age.

Also, I got De La Fille during Legfest.

Kill me now.

>>16669310
She's a nice one.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you make your elf waifu honeymoon something to never forget?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669313
I'm sure she would love to get her tail loved. Make sure to be strong as her or even more to princess carry the mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669334
By taking an interest in her proud heritage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669288
I'd rather Carmelina and Anila

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669328
Forte is nice indeed. I love long black hairs and her attitude is perfect for some battle sex in bed. I would get fit and big just to penetrate her cervix while doing a reverse suspended congress in front of the mirror so she can see how lewd her face is and the bulge on her stomach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669338
what if shes just a commoner elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669328
You're a good man, yaia is for taking care of. Also I just reminded myself that I hate the fact a lot of artists don't draw dorafs at their canon size, sarasa has almost none that plays up on her being short.
>Also, I got De La Fille during Legfest.
I'm so sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669341
SV forte or GBF forte?

THATS TOO LEWD CEASE IMMEDIATELY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669343
But anon, all elves have proud heritage. And that heritage is to be respected.

That's why I can't give her daughterus. Have to preserve the blood line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669347
So if shes the last of her heritage you will just let her die off without offspring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669340
Good taste.
That first is for using every way possible and the second is too fluffy.

>>16669341
That's perfect and the best way to do dorafs.

>>16669345
I know.
It would be fantastic to lewd them, especially when you make use of the size difference.
It's OK, light is already my worst element and I got that Fire Erune from yesterdays Gacha.

Not Yuela, I already have her.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never discover an Automaton with Doraf proportions

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669341
I like your style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669355
Shortstacks are perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669335
I'll do that, and don't worry about a thing she will come back regularly to the family gym and so will our daughters too

>>16669338
>>16669347
Elves are glorified hippies
Their heritage isn't that interesting unless you love nature and stuff

It is for the greater good that you should impregnate her with a shameful half-breed and put an end to that boring heritage

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669346
We are talking about shortstacks, so GBF one.

For bahamut Forte I would like to start with her riding me cowgirl, struggling a bit to fit me inside of her vagina but doing so when I tease her a bit about it. After she came, I would lift myself up and lean in for a kiss, hugging her from behind and adjusting myself to love her in lotus. I would start moving my hips and "fight" her a little bit like that.
If I manage to make her cum again and she starts giving in to me I would take direct control and pin her down, raising her legs and changinf into a mating press while holding her hands and continuing to assult her mouth with my tongue. At this point I would be at my limit, so the pace and roughness would increase a bit as I flood her womb with cum.

And that's how I sex the waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669354
>that first is for using every way possible
I don't like how that sounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669351
Well no, but she's got a proud bloodline. It can't be ruined with my DNA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669355
Daetta a cute.

>>16669366
Use her for hugs.
Use her for cuddles
Use her for kissing
Use her for lewding
Use her for marrying
Use her for breeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669363
First of all. Elves aren't "glorified hippies". Second of all their heritage is amazing and nature is awesome. Thirdly you're a disgusting human.

I'd never spoil my elf waifu's blood line and heritage with some half breed. That's because I'm a strong real man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669354
>It would be fantastic to lewd them, especially when you make use of the size difference.
Indeed. I want to fuck Sarasa in the lotus position to help her face be more level with mine to allow for kissing, that kind of stuff always gets me.

On a related note, it's always amused me how much crossover this thread has with granblue. It's to be expected with it having such prime wife material but you even get stuff like the lilim handholding image pop up in granblue generals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669356
Thanks. Gotta make sure to lewd her up the best way possible, show that she is being impregnated by me right there in that moment and how much she is enjoying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669364
its too early for me to be this hard

>>16669370
Even if she begged for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669374
Yeah, it is kinda surprising.

I'd wonder how many folks here do F/GO too but dear lord the amount of shitposters in that Gen make me weary sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669268
Same. There's no way I could resist a doraf harem. They're good for so many things.
>come home from work and get greeted at the door by doraf waifu
>she knows how stressful your job can get sometimes and is eager to relieve you
>pulls out your dick right there and gives you a standing paizuri
>as you get close to climaxing, you grab her horns and start irrumating her
>not only do you end up cumming, but your forcefulness makes her orgasm too
>pick her up and pin her against the wall before slamming into her drooling pussy
>she's so small that every time you hilt yourself inside her, you pound the back of her womb, causing her stomach to bulge just a little
>her feet can't reach the floor, so she instinctively leglocks you, making pulling out impossible (as if you wanted to)
>getting fucked so deep by your rock hard pole gives her such a mind-blowing orgasm that she clamps down tight around you, in turn making you cum
>you fill her up in no time, but her plugged up pussy won't let a single drop escape
>decide to continue in the bedroom, so you carry her all the way there, still thrusting into her with each step

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669378
Even if she begged for it. It's the for the good of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669390
I find you disgusting, you will just let the last of her kind die out like that

how despicable

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669378
Your fault for making me think about Forte.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669355
What does this shortstack mean by this gesture?
Could she possibly need help putting on her sweater?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669388
Shortstacks are really practical and amazing for sex.

I'd shortstack my waifu so I could do all of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669396
But what about her bloodline! There can't be any halfbreeds or it's not pure! It's only reasonable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669397
Your fault for making such lewd writing! my creativity is as dead as a zombie i cant never think of new exciting stuff to imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669388
Exactly.
That's why they're so perfect.
God damn would I Aliza's mom if she wasn't already taken.

Guess I'd just have to stick with her daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

It's kinda sad JubJubs don't have shortstack handle bars. But they don't matter, I can still make it work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669373
Elf lovers are not welcome here

>I'd never spoil my elf waifu's blood line and heritage with some half breed. That's because I'm a strong real man.
One day your strength will fail you and you will fill her womb so much so that it will ensure pregnancy
Until then try to keep your cool around elves' notorious lewdness

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669408
It's just what I would do to her on usual. She is just too perfect I wouldn't resist just touching all over her body and saying how beautiful she is.
I can imagine her trying to push my hands away a bit, but then she would moan when she feels my strong grip in her thighs slowly going up to her now damp spot. Maybe then I would start rubbing over her black laced panties a bit while kissing her neck and holding her hand as she squeezes it everytime I go over her most sensitive spot.

Things like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669428
Shortstack jubjubs make up for the lack of handlebars by being fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

Play nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669431
>Elf lovers not welcome

I am sorry what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669437
Good point, it's probably nice having those wings around your ripped body as she rides you with an ahego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669440
Gonna add some extra stuffing to the doll!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669440
Looks like a smaller lewder suigintou

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669444
That it is.
Having her ahego and nuzzle into your chest while she hugs you with her wings would be the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669440
Shoo. We are talking about better girls now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16668869
Did she go blind from trying to read that Elder Scroll?

[Anonymous No.]

Another wife commission has been finished.
This one was an idea that I couldn't help but see through once it crossed my mind.
I might commission the artist for a bunch of other similar stuff in a few months once my finances recover.
I need to encounter a bunch more cute ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669431
I can't resist everytime she wears lewd outfits and bends over infront of me. I just want to fill her womb and give her a half breed!

Damn elves and their lewdness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669453
>leaving an Elder Scroll lying around like that
I have one word for you, just one word. Yoink!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669456
Me too anon me too

even better when they get naughy and leglock after you fall asleep to milk you all night

then next morning she shout how much you raped her during the sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669458
it irks me that you can find THREE (3) in a single game like nobody business

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669454
>I need to encounter a bunch more cute ideas.
I feel you on that Gazerfag. Cute ideas are more difficult to find than lewd ones, at least for me.

Good stuff though, you've got an adorable wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669464
Really? I'm too much of a casual to know these things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669464
It seemed like a lot of what Skyrim did was an attempt to one-up Oblivion in terms of "epic."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669461
Just look at this elf. She's lewd and she knows it. She's just trying to get you to pin her against a wall and impregnate her.

Don't fall for her tricks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669473
My hands desires to spank that ass and watch it bounce. It's amazing how elf magic works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669472
Got to make the customers feel powerful, goyboytoy.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like shories, but horns, horns are my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669473
I am gonna lewd her every day until her womb is filled to the brim

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669388
Why must you do this to me anon? Now I have to go look at doraf porn on pixiv to deal with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669428
Jubjubs don't need handle bars since they are for gentle, slow moving and front facing sex only
Handle bars encourage rough, borderline violent sex mostly from behind

>>16669450
Don't make her ahegao too much
Just seeing you is enough to give her heart pupils and cause her to leak, can you imagine how much pleasure insertion alone would give her?
Jubjubs are fragile chicks, treat her with the utmost care

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669496
>Jubjubs
>gentle
I don't think we're talking about the same nymphomaniac birds here.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that too many waifus will ruin your laifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669487
I know what you mean. I just want to admire and touch and polish them. Horns are so great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669506
you're right
anons should keep it under 20

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669511
Is 49 fine? One for each day of the week and one original waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669511
Depending on the species involved, you may be resigning yourself to "nothing but a dickthrone" at as few as five girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669506
I only got 3

Vampire,dragon and demon, i dont need anything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669506
I've got one and a half anon, that's hardly too many.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669514
Each week*
Each day would be too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669496
Anon has a point. JubJubs are for slow, loving and gentle sex while laying her body on your abs to make her feel protected.

>>16669503
You may only be a little rough if she's ok with it and you take into consideration if she's comfortable and feels safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669496
>"G-good morning a-anon... wow you're... you're looking really, really hot this morning I can't... mmnf... Um, did you like, want some breakfast or... hooh god you're getting closer, it isn't fair that you're such a stud... um, just ignore the p-puddle that... ahh!"
And then she trembles and cums just from you putting your big protective arms around her and sneaking a hand down to firmly squeeze her butt.
Expect to be called 'Hunk' 'Stud' 'Sexy' and 'Big Guy' lots of times, and to trail a mess of JubJub juices if she says perched while you walk around the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669511
More than 3 is bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669428
If they're pudgy they'd have love handles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669506
Eight is probably my limit.

I use probably very loosely there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669532
Well, that works I guess.

Time to stuff the bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669527
Jesus Christ that sounds perfect. Now I want a short stack JubJub wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669508
yeah, I love them, I love unusual forms too. I want to lick them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669529
you just can't handle the love
for you are weak
in both body and mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669537
I dont know, my vampire wife once said "One man is not enough to handle me"

now i got her wrapped all around my body

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669526
>Lay a JubJub on your abs while gently pumping inside her
>She gives a drooling kiss to each individual ab, unable to stop talking about how hot you are and how wet she gets just looking at you all the time
>as she worships your physique she talks herself up into an orgasm, then another, her mind filled with nothing but praise for the hunky protector she somehow managed to be blessed by marrying
>>16669534
>>16669532
Also a very good look for a shortstack Jub. Some nice gently squishy handles to be able to position her for whatever will make you both feel best.

[Anonymous No.]

What's a good chuuni/hammy thing you'd expect a cursed sword to say?

Also, Latenight if you're here, could you draw a Lich wearing Patchouli from Touhou's outfit? Complete with that metroid shaped Phylactery floating behind her from the profile? Or just random cute things? I could use something uplifting after finding out my father's cancer is back with a vengeance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669465
Yeah, lewd ideas seem to be easier to come up with, even when it comes to deciding on a pose.
Also, thanks, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669548
Yep.
I wouldn't mind that kinda bird.
Gonna fill her with chicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669506
>>16669518
It's highly dependent on species but I believe that in general 3 is the most one man can have while still leading a peaceful life

Any more and it would be hard to share your love with each one of them, they could even fight for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669552
>What's a good chuuni/hammy thing you'd expect a cursed sword to say?
I will cut through that armor of yours and reveal your true feelings!

[Anonymous No.]

If a jubjub is literally build for breeding how much you can pump inside her before her mind starts going blank?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669473
This one is lapping up her creamy pudding very suggestively. I suspect she wants to enjoy a different kind of pudding. Do not give it to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669536
Indeed, there are so many different horns.

I myself preffer dragon horns though. They look a bit more sturdy and rough than the usual while also keping the beautiful look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669561
As soon as you put it in, all she can think about is you, your hot body and your railroad spike.

Give her all the chicks anon.

>>16669548
JubJubs are just way too lewd. Makes me want to go get ripped so I can have a JubJub who fawns over my body and I give her the pleasure of her life.

[Anonymous No.]

Just got done with a waifu sketch.

Also, with all this talk of handle bars and horns, I just realized that the top part of a Salamander's frills could be used as handle bars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669584
I like Salamanders and wouldn't ever use them in such a manner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669561
Well she'd stop forming full words at your fifth orgasm, by your ninth she'd only be capable of very rudimentary movements and her pupils would be completely unlocked rolling around everywhere, and if you manage to get to fifteen I imagine she'd be so stuffed you could serve her to a family on Thanksgiving. And though she'd only externally be capable of sporadic groans and twitches, her pussy would STILL be weakly trying to milk just a bit more out of you.
I guess it's up to you to decide what of those constitutes 'mind going blank' considering her mind is only ever filled with thoughts of you and you alone anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669584
But they need to be sturdy and strong to deal with rough facefucking. Using the frills would probably give her a headache.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669584
Horns are not specific handle bars, they are cute and they just need to be decorated by the husband. Thats an unwritten law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669584
Classy cigarette holder. Also those are bootyshorts she's wearing, aren't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669588
Don't forget that I'd hard lewd my waifu
>>16669593
That's a good point. I can settle with rough facefucking while rubbing the base of her frills then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669590
thats one tenacious birb, still going after 15!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669584
Looks really nice. The smoking is classy and she looks like she enjoys a good cup of coffee in the morning.

Any particular reason she smokes though anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669599
Booty shorts are god tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669596
I won't lie, horns should have ribbons tied to them.
>>16669599
>Classy cigarette holder
I don't even know where I got a smoking fetish from.
>spoiler
I don't know what you're talking about...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669578
Jeeze, can you imagine how one would react when she realizes you're working out and getting even hotter for her? Every day when you go to the gym she'd get neurotic (and gushing wet) thinking about when you come home you're going to be a little bit stronger and a little big bigger and more protective of her. She'd be a mess in a puddle of herself the second you walk through the door and practically beg you to let her lick you clean, if she can manage to even walk to the door from her trembling knees.
>>16669603
She wants to get even better for her hunk husband. One day she'll hit the blackjack number without going comatose for the next several hours! First she's gotta figure out how to increase her womb capacity though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669584
That's a great sketch. Makes me wish I had the ability to draw my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669620
>Tough warrior Reptile girl with a cute little ribbon on her horn

Cute! CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669606
Coffee and smoking is weird thing I learned from my grandparents.
>Any particular reason she smokes though anon?
Mostly to maintain composure and calming down. Five kids and a lewd husbando would take a lot out of a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669632
It does doesn't it, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669632
Don't you see anon? The ability was inside you all along!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669627
JubJubs are lewd! After sex cuddles must be great because she's just resting in your muscle body with her wings around you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669641
My drawings look like that of a blind autistic child with no arms, they're horrible. I'll stick to writing stories and poems for/about her, since I'm at least okay at those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669632
Believe in the me that believes in you.
>>16669634
How's a warlord lizardman supposed to ransack the countryside when her husbando keeps tying ribbons on her horns and buying her sundresses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669632
Get to drawing then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669620
There is nothing better than bragging about how your waifu's horns are the shiniest at the local pub.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girls are into hypnosis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669652
>Lizardman warlord
>her bedroom is actually pink with cuddly bears and frilly dresses

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669661
Gazers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669649
And you think mine are any better? Get to drawing and maybe you'll be worth more than a lazy jizzrag on an internet basket weaving forum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669649
This, I find it much easier to write stories about my waifu. So I just do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669668
Damn anon, that's mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669646
They really are great blankets. Big fluffy pink blankets with a cute busty shortstack gently quivering in the middle trying to rub herself into you with weak little gasps and moans. I bet even if you told her to just cuddle quietly she still couldn't help occasionally whispering to herself how lucky she is or how hot you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669649
I'm terrible too but it never stopped me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669584
Monster girls smoking the pipe.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what would suck having around monstergirls? virginitiphobia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669684
waht the fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669681
I find those pipes so sexy for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669681
The best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669684
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669668
That's rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669684
if you suffer from virginitiphobia here's some advise:
get a waifu
MGs wont rape you if you've got a waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669678
I'd make my JubJub feel like the happiest girl in the world. I'd make sure she knows that she is the world to me and I'd never pick any other girl other than her. Maybe waking up with a puddle by your abs from where she was sleeping and grinding herself against you would be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669681
I find smoking very erotic, but I myself would never do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669679
GaNbAre~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669701
Why do you capitalize in this manner you weirdo?

[Anonymous No.]

>size difference
Sitting a young anubis in your lap and letting her get filled with thoughts of your cock stretching her pussy and butthole and bulging her stomach

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669706
It's the fairy that's saying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669707
That gives me an idea.

Tell me your waifu/favorite monster girl's favorite hentai tags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669707
That sounds really hot anon. But, I don't want her to be young. Just smaller. But I'd still give her the time of her life.

>Inb4

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669715
My Wallace & Gromit style fairy would never capitalize in such a manner, you weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669719
Just press her a bit and you should be fine.

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>>16669698
Hnnng, that would be absolutely perfect.
>Wake up to shortstack JubJub wife having yet another wet dream while rubbing against your abs, her head drooling on your chest
>sleeptalking, edging you on in her dreams, begging you to fill her up even more, craving you to make her so full she can't stand
>her hips are slowly rising and falling on top of you in her sleep, slapping against the pool that's formed beneath her on top of you
>put your arms around her and gently stroke her back to calm her down, to which she gives one big shudder and apparently ahegao's so hard in her dream that she passes out there as well, finally calming down and just resting peacefully in your strong protective arms
>In the morning when she wakes up and lightly opens her eyes she still can't believe she isn't dreaming it all being so lucky and winning so much at life, wrapping you up tighter like you'd disappear if she didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669718
I feel like that's a shit idea.

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>>16669726
Well, I'd have some lolification potions on hand so no need.

I'd hold her close to my chest and stroke her hair. Then moving onto body worshiping her, kissing her tummy, grooming her, kissing her pad, teasing her vulva, etc. Then it's gentle love making while she controls what pace it's at. Gotta make sure she's in full pleasure and feels comfortable. Best way to do that is giving me commands in bed.

>"Faster!"
>"Harder!"
>"Rougher!"

Stuff like that. Although assuming control sometimes would be nice, and if she wasn't ok with it, I'd stretch both her holes and plant my seed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669736
Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669734
Having a JubJub obsessed with you would be nice. But I'd have to reassure her all the time she means everything to me and I'm lucky to be with her.

Ganna fill her up with chicks after that dream! It's what she always wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669718
Hellhound

female: rape, monster girl, impregnation
male: rape, ahegao, mindbreak

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669718
>Tell me your waifu/favorite monster girl's favorite hentai tags.

>drugs
>paizuri
>Deepthroat

That's the ones I could think of. Maybe emotionless sex as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669749
Good man! JubJubs deserve plenty of festive pink eggs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669737
Must be weird being controled by a loli. I would be with a smug face at all times, if she got too haughty I would start moving on my own and won't even care if she breaks.

See? No bully this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669718
Demon
>Ahegao
>Virginity
>Vanilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669772
You, I like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669768
I love being controlled by my waifu no matter what body she is in. It's kinda what gets me off. And her being too haughty is perfect.

Although I can see what you're saying and I can understand the enjoyment in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669772
Vanilla Ahegao is the purest thing ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669718
>Kobold
>bondage, latex, loli, human pet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669765
JubJub eggs probably look beautiful and cute! Very nice colour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669789
Oh hi Mark!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669772
Succ
>slow sex
>lotus position
>leg lock

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669789
I wonder who this is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669793
Anon that's not my name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669800
That's okay, I've called you weirder things. Before we knew who you were, I wanted to call you Canine Cuddler because it was less offensive than KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

Icy Dark Mage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669718
I don't really read a whole lot of hentai and I'm not so familiar with the kind of tags you'd have so here's a guess.

>Anubis
>Body Worship
>Pet Play
>Biting
>Scratching
>Control

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669782
I find getting dommed by lolis fairly weird, but I do know some people love it.
Have fun plowing your anubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669809
I need to milk her ASAP, those udders most be aching something fierce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669804
You're pretty alright then anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669809
nIce

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669718
>Vampire
>Lotus
>impregnation

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669812
There's just something kinda funny and arousing in being dommed by a Loli. It's hard to explain.

But you too anon. You have fun plowing your [?].

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669790
they are huge

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669809
I want to hug her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669783
There's just something about going wild with sexual pleasure only to collapse onto a waiting and loving partner.

>>16669794
Those are good fetishes too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669822
Damn right I'll show my question mark who's boss, or she'll show me. Who knows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669814
Dark Mages would work well with lactation stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669790
I wonder how different eggs would be for monster girls. Do they make nests?

Oh, I just thought of Bower bird harpies that line their nests with video games and anime merch to attract men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669827
I'm a maledomfag, but for some reason, I would let myself be triple dom'd by a loli Redcap, Gremlin, and Vamp Mosquito.

It's unexplainable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669827
Too bad it's as rare as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669835
I'd say some part of you wants to lose control and just let someone else lead so you can relax a bit.
I'd suggest Shortstacks instead of Lolis anon. Much more comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669718
>mother
>incest
>aunt
>impregnation
>big ass

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to be shoved into the mofu pit, never to return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669847
You get the snake pit instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669842
Your waifu has some weird kinks anon.

>>16669847
>Anon gets shoved into the Mofu Pit as "punishment" for trying to steal a kitsune artifact.
>The pit has ten extremely desperate CC Kitsune whose mofu has been enhanced dramatically.
>Anon is raped for weeks in the sealed pit with his body constantly surrounded by soft bouncy flesh and soft fluffy mofu.
>When he exits the pit it's with ten new extremely clingy and loving waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669718
>Housewife
>Male on Female rape
>Rough sex
>smoking
>facefucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669851
Is that what you want anon? To be trapped in a pit with a bunch of horny snakes? To know that they'll strip you down, pin you to the cushion covered floor and slowly milk you for every drop you have?
You know that one scene from EMG? Imagine that but not a nightmare.
Sorry for bringing up EMG, but it was the closest match I could think of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669863
Jesus you are not supposed to post things like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669863
Fucking hell man.

>those boots shorts
>those thighs
>those hips
>that look

MUH. DICK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669864
I wouldn't mind that much, but I would prefer if a single Apophis got a hold of me and made me a complete slut for her without the use of any venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669851

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669863
I knew it! Also hnng!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669863
>thise fetishes and that image

Salamanderfag is now one of my favourite people in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669863
>tail flossing huge bootycheeks
Good lord man that's your waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669867
But I already did Cow face sitting, this couldn't possibly be worse right?
>>16669871
>>16669876
Urge to violate rising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669873
Maybe a midway point?
Maybe Apophis Triplets seducing you with nothing but their lewd bodies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669885
I didn't know you had such a patrician's taste. Face fucking and face sitting are beyond god tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669881
I try.
>>16669884
There are many waifus, but that ass is mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669885
Of corse it's worse. Now I want to fuck your wife too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669885
So when you facefuck your waifu do you make her lie down and piledriver position her throat, or do you grab her by the head with one hand and shove your shaft down her throat while groping her copious ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669885
To think what would eventually come out of late night conversations about housewives and rain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669388
Doraf ears are very odd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669853
>whose mofu has been enhanced dramatically
Self-conscious kitsunes getting mofu extensions sounds dangerous. They need to be watched to make sure they don't go overboard with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669906
Mofu Pits are always inhabited by desperate CCs with Mega Mofu anon. They've already gone overboard with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669718
Oni
>male:guro
>bitejob
>exercise_sex
>cuddlefuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669890
I'm a man of many varied taste, I just so happen to enjoy excessively rough sex.
>>16669894
You wouldn't download a car, would you?
>>16669897
Personally I'd hold her in standing 69 and thrust down her throat while burying my face into her ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669863
Your fire newt, is a CUTE! And so is your Salamander family.

[Anonymous No.]

>Chibi-drawfag guy
>Salamanderfag
>Demon-Recolor guy
>Frosticle
>Rockanon's Lava Golem stuff, Cultistfag's stories, the return of some older write and drawfags as well
Threads are comfy lately, I like the new crowd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669903
Let's not forget sunny backyards.
speaking of which, I should redo a Nureonago drawing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669913
>I'm a man of many varied taste, I just so happen to enjoy excessively rough sex.

Ain't nothing wrong with that. I love being rough raped by my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch Monster Girls work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669910
>You will never make a desperate CC Mofu cry by telling her you like her just the way she is without any of the extensions, modifications, or make-up as you make love in the lotus position
I'll have another drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669923
I'd be thrilled if you did. The one you made already was damn near perfect as is, but a new or scanned one would make my week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669734
gonna pump that bird so much her bellybutton will stick out

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669913
I could download a few cars, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669917
>I'm on there

Woo! So glad I make these threads feel comfy. But yeah you have a good point. Threads are getting real nice.

And if I'm honest, I really like Salamanderfag, the Demonfag and Frosticle. They're bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669926
You 'mmirin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669938
Maybe.

And I might be taking pictures for later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669926
Just don't let them spot you.

>"Whats that in the vents? Is some little perv watching us? We'll have to teach him a lesson"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669926
Me too, and the gym bunnies I saw today aren't helping that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669927
You'd better not leave the other girls in the Mofu Pit high and dry anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669942
>>16669926
Did someone say G y m b u n n i e s?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669941
And then anon got pulled out of the vents and was pinned down while the /fit/ monstergirls did squats onto his dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669941
What's the lesson?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669917
Nav's been good to us lately too and we still get regular barb art.

I'm amazed at how much content we get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669943
What do I do? I don't think I can handle that many girls at once! Can I tag in some friends to spread the love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669718
Automaton:
>Lactation
>Huge_breasts
>Huge_ass
>Wide_hips
>Thick_thighs
>Sitting_on_face
>Paizuri
>Intercrural
>Deepthroat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669916
I have a weird Salamander family
>>16669924
There's nothing wrong with that
>>16669930
I just want to make it look 'cleaner' and nicer.
>>16669935
You monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669945
Dibs on Goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669926
Dunno why but I when I see a ripped mg I really want to dominate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669949
No. It was your punishment for trying to steal. Now lay back and enjoy becoming the husband of those desperate CCs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669951
I guess I should also mention that these are my personal fetishes. In that regard I forgot to add yandere and onee-san/momdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669945
Cat-Goat looks the perfect amount of fit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669945
I like cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669951
>Turns to Automaton
>She just stoically stares back at anon with the browser history open
>"...Statement: Those are not m-"
And then you tackle her to the floor and help her live out those fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669950
What's wrong with getting a few cars anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669954
But Anon I'm not actually that guy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669945
Cat a best, both in body and personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669963
Then what are you doing in a Mofu Pit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669917
Daww, gwan. But really Naav's the real mvp in my mind lately. Still circling like a shark for when he starts doing commissions.

Also, again if anyone wants any recolors done let me know, now that I finished that Apsara I learned a few things and feel like doing some more for other races too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669950
Having a weird family is cute. Quirks are always nice. Also it's unique to see that your daughteru range in age. I found that big sister and little sister image quite heartwarming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669968
I just wanted to find an Inari wife, I'm not very clever so I might have taken a wrong turn somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669906
That fox needs to watch her diet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669971
Well you can't leave the rest of those desperate CCs without a husband. You're gonna have to marry them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669932
You fool, that's exactly what she wants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669961
Not much actually
>>16669970
The one with my glasses wearing daughteru? I kinda really like that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669978
Alright I think I can make it work, how many were in that pit do you think? And what kind of MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

Got a gift from a Japanese artist.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61740883
Also, posted a couple wife pictures from a buddy of mine to twitter.
http://twitter.com/apm_ax/status/838439565199294464
>>16669718
>housewife
>happy sex
>vanilla

>impregnation
>femdom
>male:mind control

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669969
How about a Jinko with white fur/black stripes, white hair, and slightly paler skin? Now that I think of it, that seems pretty hard. You don't have to do it if you don't want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669718
Dragon
>Cowgirl
>Kissing
>Nakadashi
>Biting
>Fighting
>Hugging
>Praises?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669718
>big_breasts
>muscle
>paizuri
>deepthroat

>male:rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669982
The little granny glasses are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669992
Aaah, I've actually been waiting for this. In fact I'm surprised it hasn't been done before frankly. I'm on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669988
It's a bunch of CC Mofu girls at least five for a pit.
Mostly Kitsune, but you occasionally get other girls with mofu like Werewolves, Manticores and Tanukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669947
dojn't creep on MGs
just fuck them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670001
I'm going to need a bigger house. I'm going to do my best to make them the happiest wives in the world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669981
during our honeymoon i will only be on a diet consisting of sticky mushrooms and humpy slime soup to fill her nonstop every night as i hold her tightly

then plug her up with a raging mushroom to not let anything spill out

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669998
They really are.
My daughterus must never know of my waifu's secret nature. Except my oldest 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670000
Aw, thanks so much! I really appreciate it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670009
Well, she won't remember much from the overwhelming pleasure wracking her mind, but I'm sure she'll absolutely love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669917
Hey, I've been trying non chibi things lately, even if it's what I mainly do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670013
Do you mind posting the picture with all of them together and their ages and names again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669917
I'm just biding my time for when I get good enough for MAXIMUM LEWD
>>16670018
Again? Sure, I'll put up an older one from a while ago.
from left to right, Elvira, Camilla, Lisa, Sussane, and Cordelia

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670034
D'aww, look how little Cordelia is holding up her tail for protection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670034
>Elvira, Camilla, Lisa, Sussane, and Cordelia
Fire Emblem influences?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670034
Too cute. TOO CUTE!

Salamanderfag have you considered drawing a piece of your daughterus, waifu and you sitting around a campfire like Salamander Scouts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670034
Delicious Lisass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670034
Cordelia is too pure for this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670042
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670038
I love it as well
>>16670042
No, I haven't even gotten around to it. I just like euro-italian names.
>>16670043
I've got to get around to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670051
Too bad her daughter is 110% tsundere shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670053
Sure. Sure.

Totally not Camilla and her sexy outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670052
I don't have a ds

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670060
Shit, I live in a camper and sleep in a tiger blanket and even I have a 2ds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670044
Damn it, I'm only lewding up my waifu.
>>16670051
That she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670053
Coincidences? I think not.

So, are the other three daughterus not going to get husbands?

[Anonymous No.]

Should a chuuni Hinezumi use named attacks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670059
Camilla is pretty great though from what I've seen.
>>16670067
I HAVE NO IDEA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670068
Obviously.
If a certain chuuni lilim does it, then a fire rat can too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670072
Do you have any cool attack names hanging around that you aren't using?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670070
Top tiered big sister.
But I prefer Soleil and Azura honestly.

Sol's hair just looks so fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670066
No need to worry, I make sure to lewd up Lisa in my mind with extreme vanilla and happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670077
I should get around to it.
>>16670079
I'd hope so. I can only handle the severe violations that I'd act out on my own waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670075
Darkness Inferno.
Red pin.
Heavenly cleave.
Sky render.
Dark eclipse.
Shattered dawn.
Endless dusk.
The reach around.
Frigid invitation.
Demon Lord's explosive palm.
Nvidia Installation.
Infernal Flambe.

[Anonymous No.]

Raise your daughterus well anons. Don't want them growing up to be delinquents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670083
>Nvidia Installation
Where did this one come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670075
She's got this fighting spirit move called Magician's Red

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670084
I put my daughters in the deep realms and now they're technically older than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670083
>Nvidia Installation
laughed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669661
Any of them, if you hypnotise them into liking it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670085
You seriously don't get the joke about nvidia cards heating up and melting/catching fire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670084
My daughteru will be a hero!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670086
Eat shit! Fall off your horse!
>>16670091
O-of course I did. I'm totally one of the cool kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670087
So it's like the ending to interstellar?

>>16670094
Good man! That's a noble goal and I bet she'll grow up to save people and be loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670096
Best be upforth about knowing or not, lest you relish enveryone's opinion of you sour from being a big fat liar who wanted to fit in like some Alp in assless chaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670091
I wouldn't know because I use a different brand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670094
She can't save everyone.
She should drown in her ideals and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670100
>Alp in assless chaps
You have a wicked heart to imagine such things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670098
I sure hope so. Maybe one day she'll even save the world.

>>16670105
The world ends with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670110
What a proud dad you must be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670114
I'll give her pats, praises and gifts. Gotta make the daughteru happy. I'll even give her a little sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670094
>>16670105
DO YOU FEEL LIKE A HERO YET

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670126
Don't drown in your ideals! The lifeguard is here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670124
A hero of the land returning home to headpats and hugs? Sound cute. I bet you'll lay out the red carpet for your hero daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670130
How do I repay her for saving my life? Ab licking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670132
Of course. There will even be a throne waiting for her.

>>16670130
Thanks beach onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670126
I genuinely want to see a sweet, innocent monster learn the brutal harsh reality of being a hero and the trials that await those who want to be one.
I want to see as her sweetness and ignorance is eroded over time as it is replaced by bitterness and regret over those that couldn't be saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670138
What if your hero daughteru needs to save daddy? By maybe princess carrying him?

https://youtu.be/OBwS66EBUcY

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670144
I want to be a villain who argues so well she can't refute my points but her heart tells her I must be stopped, leading to my imprisonment in the hellish prison for Manticores, Ogres and Ushi-Onis and leaving her wondering if she did the right thing after all.
I later return with my army of loyal fuckbuddies, all depth removed from my character because the writers couldn't come up with anything new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670144
>I genuinely want to see a sweet, innocent monster learn the brutal harsh reality of being a hero
So Victoria for a ruler instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670147
I have my waifu for that.

>>16670153
Viwho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670154
>I have a waifu for that

Is she a hero?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670152
And then at the end she'll wish she did not embark on her path, and then travel back in time to kill her past self, only to realize time doesn't work like that, and that her time will still continue on because all she did was add new time lines upon killing herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670154
>He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670065
I wish I had a tiger blanket

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670153
Viccy won't end up as a bitter person though.
That dork is too stubborn and simple to chamge her ways. She'd probably end up a non-broken hero at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670158
No, but she can deal with stuff.

>>16670163
Dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670166
>>16670167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8XQ1iBqRFU

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670164
It's a nice wool blanket from gamgam. Only complaint is that it's a little small.

It'd be perfect for a chuff pile of Jinko cubs, or for Junko to sleep in besides newspaper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670167
Ganna take a shot in the dark. Is it a reptile girl of any sort? Your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

Ganna love a Gyaru elf until she's a pure girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670178
She is a reptile girl of some sort, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670178
Some old thread memegirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670186
That's nice anon.

>>16670189
Ain't nothing wrong with meme girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670189
She is a komodo nee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
>Yeti
>Hellhound
now what

[Anonymous No.]

Would you guys ever want to go to a reversed gender roles monster girl world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670198
Cuddlerape

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670198
ferocious snuggles

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670198
Enormous fluffy canine will pounce on you, grind your pelvis through the floor and then cuddlewuddle her honeybunny sugarplum.

[Anonymous No.]

For you have heard it said "eat, drink, and be merry!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670207
>"Hrehnn... yeah? Yeah? You like that honeywuffle? Yeah, I bet you do, hows this snuggle feel you little snookiepoo? Grrrrrehaha, I'm gonna snuggle you so hard you're gonna feel like you're drowning in a sea of perfect poofy pillows, and there's nothing you can do about it sweetiepie! Nrrahaha!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669718
>femdom
>rape
>ahegao
>mindbreak
>collars
>biting
>scratching
>pheromones
>enslavement
>gangbang

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670235
See this guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670201
Would yes. In fact I want my waifu to be the matriarch and I the house husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670172
I wish I had a jingo jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669718
>Horror
>Corruption
>Size Difference
>Cunnilingus
>Lactation
>Big ass
>Male: Big penis

And the big secret:
>Male: Yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669737
>>16669782
I'd dom the anubutt. Gently, but she'd still be a complete sub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670301
That's ok anon. And I bet she'd love it.

For me though I prefer my Anubis dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670290
>Size Difference
I'm now kicking myself for not adding that to my list of fetishes pertinent to Automatons.
>>16670290
>Male: Yandere
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670313
Were you the fellow that listed all them before too? Damn. Those are alot of mine personally as well.
>Gross.
Ay, we all got our tags we ain't proud of, same would go for Monstergirls I figure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670260
>Not becoming the wise old patriarch that the family comes to for advice.

You can have your opinion, but pleb tier taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670333
Oh anon. It's ok if you think that, I don't mind.

And it's very silly to think that my family can't come to me for help. I'm wise, I think. Why wouldn't they come to me for help if I wasn't the patrician?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670198
Frosthound!

Run for your lives!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670370
I heard that the inside of her cloak is hot like hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670370
Isn't the deepest level of hell the coldest one where people's soul are frozen forever?

Frosthounds have to be a thing in end game dungeons

[Anonymous No.]

I can't tell where the arm ends and the sword begins on the C.Sword.
Holy fuck, the corrupty metaly bits too. It's like some drunken mishmasj.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670385
Yup, Circle 9 of Inferno is frozen. Traitors go there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670385
We need an adventuring party for that sort of thing.

We must go deep into the lair of the Ice Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670083
She is like a little baby. Take a gander at these:
Scottsdale Rapes
Missing Kid
Suspect Confession
Teachers Arrested
Perfect Storm

[Anonymous No.]

Has Barb posted a fullsize version of this pic? This one's probably downscaled since it's 1280p and from tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670370
there is no escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670395
>Circle 9
>Circle
>9
The lore thickens, we need a Cirno Frosthound

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670399
I want to stuff that Turkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670405
>Cirno
BAKABAKABAKABAKA! Not even worth sending into hell!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670405
She must be very stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670409
She got lost on her way to visit Utsuho

>>16670412
She's just a little mentally impaired, but that doesn't make her an idiot! Or at least that's what she says

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670399
Barb needs to draw more plump butts instead of the tight ones he draws so often.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be the lowest rank student of a trio of MG Kung-fu Masters, a Jinko, a Ren Xiongmao and a Hinezumi.
>You will never be laughed at, mocked and used as a punching bag by their disciple daughterus.
>You will never be pulled aside one day by a visiting older Kakuen your masters seem to fear more than death itself, who sits you down, asks why you look so glum and pours you a drink.
>You will never be told the next morning that you are expressly forbidden from ever drinking again by your masters, each looking bruised and rough and eyeing you warily while the Kakuen, who was THEIR master the whole time, stands behind them clearly trying her damndest not to laugh her ass off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEt4B1poOfM

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670427
W-What's gonna happen when that moon eclipses the sun completely?

Is it the Foxpocalypse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670432
No. The mofupocalypse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670425
At least she'll be the strongest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670399
In case I wasn't clear: if you have the full version, please post or link it.

[Anonymous No.]

So if the Chief God wins and all the monster girls are turned back into monsters in the MGE Universe. Will they eat and kill their husbands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670431
this is interesting because when I'm drunk I'm really happy and I barely feel pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670438
Fluffbutt will always be there

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670431
>tfw no Kakuen master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670432
Kind of like what happens during a full moon, but amped up even further.

[Anonymous No.]

How much does your waifu lift?

we will reach 3000+ posts again right?...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670498
She exercises and lifts. Not as much as let's say a Minotaur. But she's fairly strong.

And we probably will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670498
My waifu is very strong, she lifts my spirits every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670498
She can knock you out just by being near you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670498
my waifu can beat your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670506
Daaw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670511
Nu-uh! My OC Lilim can kick your OC Lilim's ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670511
WANNA PROVE THAT PUNK?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670518
>>16670519

My waifu works for ninten- I mean the the Demon Lord. Not so tough now, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670531
Oh yeah? my waifu was the /fit/ coach of satan

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670399
>>16670445
Nevermind, I found it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670533
Am I supposed to be scared now? My waifu has the sharpest, most aesthetic looking horns, you have no chance now kid, you might as well go to the Order's church and ask for being purged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670533
But can your waifu please her husband like my waifu can? No? I thought not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670518
My OC lilim has a daughter and she can beat your OC lilim's ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670556
So should she supply the whips or...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670556
Mari pls go

[Anonymous No.]

That 6'7" Muscle Minotaur you spy on in the school gym found a issue of BEEFED in your bag.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>A bunch of anon's gather in a park with leather jackets and pompadour haircuts
>Start arguing about who has the best waifu
>Every one of them acts like a real hard ass bancho straight out of Cro high
>before a fight breaks out their waifus come and pick them up, saying hi to each other while dragging their husbandos away
Anon wants to be hardcore but his Monstergirl wife won't let him

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670560
She has her own special whips

>>16670562
Her name is Iram thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670498
I don't know and I don't think she knows either

Someone should set up a lifting competition for monster girls with plenty of prizes to make sure they give it their all

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670506
You must have a lot of booze if her lifting it means she's strong. Is she an oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670563
Masturbate and say her name to see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670579
Grand prize is a lifetime supply of humpty slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670570
That's cute! But I wonder if something bad happens one day, maybe a fight actually breaks out?

[Anonymous No.]

This thread made me realize that we talk about how our waifus would beat each other up. We would end up making a pub brawl, while our waifus would watch and cheerlading.

Then even they would start beating each other up, because of the same "my husband is better than yours" argument. That moment everyone one of us would stop because catfights are more interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670584
Risky move. But admirable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670498
Not as much as she would at the beginning of our marriage compared to where I imagine it currently being. At the beginning, around 350 lbs, without trouble, but after several kids and focusing on wifely and motherly duties, about 150.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669718
>Dragon

female:
>bondage
>collar
>blindfold
>exhibitionism
>gokkun
>body writing
>slave
>human pet
>mind break
>futanari
>nipple fuck
>lactation
>milking

Mine's pretty contradictory

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670498
My waifu has no muscles, literally. I don't even understand how they are physically alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670588
I was thinking something more along the lines of

1st place: a man of their choosing
2nd place: a common villager
3rd place: a young orphan
4th to 8th: a day with a perverted old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670606
>spoiler
One of these things is not like the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670606
Woah I see things there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670563
I have never read such a magazine.

....what is it about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670606

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670606
Really sounds like you treat her like shit.

You don't deserve a Dragon waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

It's Sunday anons, what are you working on this coming week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670619
plz delete off topic image

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670623
I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670606
You watch yourself there buddy boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670620
He's also a futafaggot which is the icing on the shit cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670618
It's basically a controversial porn magazine filled with Ripped Minotaurs working out and showing off their bodies. And there's parts where a innocent human boy gets raped until he ahegos with double peace signs by a Minotaur or few. This is called getting "Beefed".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670633
Some things are best kept to ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670635
Oh that sounds...horrible.

Where can I get I mean where does it get sold so I can avoid such horrid shops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670635
What other porn mags would there be amongst monstergirls? Momster Monthly? Onee-Beat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670664
Handholding Hussies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670649
You can order discrete copies from BEEFED.com.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670664
Yup. There's one I remember which is a spinoff of BEEFED. It's called GRAPED.

How about Mofu Monthly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670671
its only available on the black market for beeing to lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670622
Probably nothing, like usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670677
I read mofu monthly for the tail grooming articles only, I swear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670672
Ah, I will make sure to avoid that website.

Well, one little peek wouldn't hurt right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670677
Mofu Monthly is more of an enthusiast mag than porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670687
Sure. I bet you totally don't jerk off to the sections with all those fluffy tails. You slut.

I bet you even orderd the "Mofu" sample package that came with a bit of real fox hair. Bet you had a great time sniffing that while jerking your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670664
>Momster Monthly
>Articles like 'What are the best times of day to 'accidentally' walk in on your son masturbating?"
>Or "How an Oni mother of 5 lost her beer fat in 5 easy steps!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670677
Is there a Gazer issue of Mofu Monthly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670698
your IP is gonna get traced by internetpoliceMGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670701
>enthusiast MG
>not porn
you're so naive anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670710
Gazer is in the cyclops magazine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669718
Sandworm
>rape
>blowjobs
>paizuri
>cunnilingus
>cowgirl
>mind break
>vore

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670712
What's gonna happen then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670706
YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT! DELETE THIS POST

[Anonymous No.]

Here's that cursed sword.
Drawing ahoges just feels right, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670722
CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670718
Minotaur police squad kicking in your door and restraining you with their big muscles.

But you like that don't you. Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670713
They can't stop people wanking to fluffy tails any more than the Home Depot can stop tile fetishists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670722
Also

Offscrene is a man in Giantdad armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670728
I don't! Really!

Are they going to be wearing police uniforms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670718
what MG police always do
rape the criminal into law abaiding slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670736
You're damn right they are. Really tight ones that show off their muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670709
>"Make sure to leave this magazine out so your adopted son can find it when wandering around home alone!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670736
Tight police uniforms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670730
yes anon
you're right anon
you probaly don't jerk off to it
you non-degenerate

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670741
>>16670743
Woops I accidentally clicked on the site, oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670750
Enjoy your beef.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670750
Im just imagining anon waiting at his door in pic related position waiting for the muscle Minos to kick in the door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670427
You know who would have the plumpest butt of them all?
Komodo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670754
Oh I will.
>>16670755
I'd prefer the innocent denial look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670467
Sign me the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670759
I bet they would like it too, makes it even better when breaking you.

I kinda wanna be raped too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670749
Of course not everyone knows you gotta get a copy of Vixens for the real good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670759
Oh? So you want them to kick in your door and see you browsing BEEFED.com and then plea that it was an accident and you didn't do anything wrong.

You're a real slut you know that? I know you're going to ahego as soon as that Minotaur slams you against the hood of that police car and leans over your body, rubbing her muscles against your back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670768
TRAMPLED is the best fluffy mag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670767
Oh yes.
>>16670773
Well, I bet she browses BEEFED too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670768
anon
you dirty,dirty boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670756
I suppose so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670768
Christ I'm not normally one for foxes but I'd submit to that one faster than you could say mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670775
>TRAMPLED

Femdom magazine? I want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670780
If it's wrong, I don't want to be right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670775
I'm definitely buying a subscription to that magazine. I'd read it for the paws and pads trampling part.

Hope my waifu doesn't find the magazine though. I might be in trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670786
then be left

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670787
Paws and pads are vanilla as fuck. I kind of want to see the Kiki special issue, but I'm afraid of what those hard feet do to dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670795
They make you feel pleasure, a lot of it. Kiki feet is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670775
Yeah but they cater specifically to the Anubis loving audience, so if you're more into Tanuki you might have to subscribe to the Zippangu STOCKS Exchange magazine.

I'll stick with Mofu Monthly and Vixen for some good old fashioned Foxes.

I want bully Anon to bully me again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670803
I know, ccomrade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16662699
>>16662708
Silly
Cute
Unenergetic
Doromes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670785
That rag reinforces harmful stereotypes of Anubi as mean, tsun doms. Please do not support it.
This message was paid for by the Anubi are Sweet Syndicate

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670803
They probably feel great. I'd let one trample me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670810
>spoiler
Lewd. What did you do to get that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670812
Such
Crappy
and
Unimaginative
Demonstrations

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670811
>>16670820
They must feel so unique to other feet. Getting stepped on my a kiki while she has a naughty smile on her face must be heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670817
But what if I write them a letter telling them how much of a slut I am for tsun dom Anubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670822
I posted
>>16670687

I don't know why but the reply did something to me. Even if it was only a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670803
Kiki trampling is just plain tamakeri. How can it not be painful to get trod on by rock-hard keratin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670812
Dorome-chan is cute! Even if when she brought me flowers they still had roots and clumps of dirt around them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670826
Salt
Cast
by
Underaged
Dickheads

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670817
That org is a bunch of ASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670830
I want her to grind my manhood into the ground while I look up and beg Mistress Kiki to spit in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670782
>Komodo Dragon
This is the absolute best and I need more art and story asap

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670831
Everyone knows that the letters to the editor are fake. There's no way there'd be enough people that desperate to get insulted and trampled by mean Anubi. The one where he supposedly got her pregnant by cumming in her bathwater was especially unrealistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670833
But how did anon bully you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670840
Such
Crude
Unlikable
Dickheads

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670844
I feel you. Mistress is so clean that she doesn't want to touch my dirty mouth. It's best for her to reward me with spit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670844
Why would Mistress Kiki give you the pleasure of spitting in your mouth? At best she'll let you lie on your back so you'll cum in your own mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670849
Called me a slut and teased me? It's not a bad kind of bullying. It's actually kind of fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670846
>I need more art and story asap
Is this a new tactic by the komodofag or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670855
Go away, alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670859
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670856
I mean, if you think that's fun then it's obvious that you are a slut. It's not even bullying at this point, just saying the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670847
I'll write a letter to them everyday until I get an Anubis mistress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670866
Time to accept it I guess. Love me some fluffy tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670862
>yfw it's been 10 months since the last Komodo update

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670677
FLUFFED
GOOED

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670677
>>16670664
Pure Not-Slut Housewife Weekly
It's a shame there's ads for such sinful products in it, but somethings gotta keep the magazine afloat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670677
Where's the one for demigods and the such?

[Anonymous No.]

Be sure to keep porno mags away from momsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670677
You know which one I like? SCALED. Especially the HOARDED edition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670902
It's the facesitting cow! I'd recognize that tailbell and them hips anywhere
Does husband secretly want her to BEEF him harder than just the regular facesitting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670906
Personally I'm partial to INKED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670891
TENTACLED
The surprised ahegaos from the boys when it hits them are the best part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670902
Be sure to leave pornomags depicting lewd relationships between young boys and momsters lying around the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670910
Will you ever stop forcing this meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670909
That's a pretty good one too. One I like to get too is BURNED. Top notch I tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

tried my skill at doodling. What started as Holst in maido dress, chanced halfway into busty mermaid in wheelchair before I gave up. Going to need more practice before I reach 'not-instantly-shoved-into-shredder'-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670902
You beautiful man!

I wonder what she's thinking.
>"Anon is such a pervert..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670902
How scandalous
>>16670908
Maybe SHE bought it herself for inspiration?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670918
One day we'll get there, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670906
My fave AV is This Ain't Lairz XXX
The elegant dresses they're wearing might be a little cheap and they might be Lizardwomen with prosthetics and makeup, but the dialogue is amazing. They swing back and forth over that line between rapey gangsta and overwhelmed ojou perfectly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670902
I'm actually starting to notice your art improving quite a bit. Good job anon, keep it up. I'm proud of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670918
You and me both pal. 30 min a day spent on gesture drawing for months and I still haven't made any progress. You know how people say "keep a log of what you draw, so you can see down the line how much you improve"? Yeah there is hardly any difference on my end.

[Anonymous No.]

Not sure about you anon. But personally I'm subscribed to Hardcore Schedules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670894
I'd get those.
>>16670908
Her daughteru gave her the copy

>>16670912
That'll only cause chaos
>>16670922
Anon's gonna get BEEFED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670934
>spoiler
Oooh, so Facesit-chan's daughteru is the naughty one, I see. Is she married too or still single?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670924
It's an accident in the making
>>16670929
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670934
>That'll only cause chaos
Only if you got a chaos momster

[Anonymous No.]

Did anyone ever finish translating the bonus art captions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670677
Potions monthly is the best if you ask me. They got all sort of fun stuff in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670932
I've been doing the same but with anatomy and it seems like it's helping. I'm slowly developing a volumetric model to build the character up so it's doing something for perspective, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670943
That sounds like a useful magazine to have for spicing up the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670937
She's still in school but makes deliveries for her mom.
She wears a hat with M I L K on it
>>16670940
I'm not one for fear boners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670943
Liches love that one. Especially when the potions they made show up.

It would be nice to be in MGE setting. I work at a store that sells all kinds of shit including magazines, so monsters would probably show up a lot if I had that merchandise. Including CUTE BOYS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670948
Liches would love the Cuddlestats magazine. There's all sorts of articles on the effect that the length and force of hugs have on the pleasure gained.

[Anonymous No.]

How rare would monster girls healing sad sacks be?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670946
Some of the stuff does more than spice up the bedroom. They are not responsible for any broken pelvises.

>>16670948
>Reader submitted potions.
It's a gamble but there would probably be a few gems in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670947
>She wears a hat with M I L K on it
She sounds spunky. I hope to see more of her and her mom in the future!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670954
Undeads would all go for the ones that have cuddles and warmth in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670677
DAMNED and/or SIN monthly is pretty decent
im more partial to their hell-beast section
kinda bummed they implemented 9 subscription tiers however

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670940
It's a real shame there aren't Chaos girl mags. You have to make do with blurry amateur videos on youtube. I bet a full half of those are fakes, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670969
>Chaos Girl mags

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670969
>Buy chaos mag
>It's fucking shogg
>Again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670959
Not rare actually. There are quite a few nursing MGs who are into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670967
The graphs provided by zombies are shit. It's always just a line. It just isn't true that harder = better and longer = better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670962
I might be doing them more frequently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670968
you get everyting at tier 3
the tiers above that is just to see how ferocious you want your waifu to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670968
I want a muscular Hellhound to find my magazines of SIN weekly and my stories of wanting to be on a chain leash and owned by a Hellhound. I wonder what she'd do to me.

Oh it's making me twitch in sluttiness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670963
The reader of the month would get to submit their own potion regardless if it's good or not. They also offer discounts if you use the ticket that comes with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670968
SIN monthly is a personal favorite of my waifus.
But NO, we will not do a spread for them, no matter how many times they ask. The answer is NO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670973
>w-we kinda assumed anyone buying these didn't already have a wife, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670982
Don't be mean to zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671004
I just wanted to see what was better for mindflayers and now I've stacked so many shogazines they started working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671003
if this is the middle page spread, they just got new subscriber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671003
That Demon needs to cover up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670971
Now that's what I call a bloodbath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671017
>>16671020
Just be real careful when signing for it if its a Demon deliverygirl, that's all I'll say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671003
PUNISHMENT is the best. They might pretend it's a clean mag, but I masturbate to the workout pages every month, and sometimes even to the photos at the end of the armor reviews.

[Anonymous No.]

Yall talking about smutty dirty magazines. How about picking up a bible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671031
I'm gonna release that Ancient Evil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671037
you're right
there is alot of fucking in the bible
not really into the bloodshed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671037
But the bible doesn't make me hard.

On another note, I wonder what my waifu would do if she founded my stash that I used before meeting her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671037
>"So honey, what kind of magazines did you have back when you lived with the Order?"
>Ehh... nothing interesting...
>"Aww cmon, let me see!"
>I mean, knock yourself out
An hour later she's asking when all the sex happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671037
Paladin-chan please. You know someone's fapped to you, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671047
I wonder what would happen if my waifu found my actual bible on the side of my bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671037
The Good Word of Hathor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671037
The only bible I need is that of the fallen god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671054
She would read it for you before going to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670987
Facesit momster cow a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671062
That actually sounds really nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671070
Of course it does. It's your two favorite things together, it would be like a lullaby.
And she would get some nowledge too.

[Anonymous No.]

>Master, I do not understand the purpose of the armor and weapon system removal, please elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671076
I hope she slides into bed with me and gives me cuddles after. The stories are great but you can't go to sleep cold, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671084
Going to clang clang with that automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671037
Alright alright hear me out here.
Catholic. Monstergirls.

Would such an integration work on their part if they came to Earth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671084
I'm not used to seeing an Automaton that lacks the headcrest and horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671084
Stripped-down automatons are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671031
I refuse to sign up for anything if their deliverygirls are that lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671086
Mate it's your waifu we are talking about. After she notices that you are asleep she'll mark where she stoped and put the bible in it's neat little place. She'll give you a kiss in the forehead, ruffle your hair and cuddle you purely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671084
I-It's for maintenance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670498
She lifts me, sometimes. That's more than enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671094
Nun Dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671103
Her screwholes need to be re-lubricated!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671107
I'm just thinking how incredibly absurd it would be to see devout churchgoing Demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670948
>Lich submits an adjustable lolification potion to Potions Monthly
>when she sees it in the magazine she realizes she forgot to include "don't use multiple doses set to different ages simultanously" in the instructions
>"oh well nobody will try doing that anyway, what could possibly go wrong"
>"..probably"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671101
Anon please. It's too late for these kind of feelings. It's really happy and cute but it makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671110
If I had a demon wife I'd definitely make her go to church with me. Also sex will be very limited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671056
"It is a woman's duty to suck clean her man's genitalia especially after he inserted it in her rectum." Asmodeus 3:16

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671111
Dumb Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671123
They got anything in there about femdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671112
Just imagine the cute and peaceful look she would have. It wouldn't be a monster crazy of lust that wants just sex. She would want to see your pure smile and peaceful face.
Don't be sad, anon. That's not what she would want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671111
They normally test the potions before putting the annouce on the mag.

No one wants that to happen again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671119
You're awful, that's almost as bad as using a condom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670989
tier 6 it is then
I'd go tier 9

>>16670994
i wouldn't mind a tall, fit hellhound catching me in the act of jerking it to an issue of SIN that she featured in
>turns out she actually just taped a photo of herself in there and cropped her head out of the shot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670859
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671119
It's not so much about having limited sex as it is consummating your marriage in a loving rather than lustful way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671140
The guy who constantly asks artists to draw komodo when they take requests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671084
Poor girl, all she wants to do is protect her master but he is a pervert who will check out her inner frame

>>16671130
A good 200 pages of it though some passages don't make sense
It's apparently punished by 10000 years of rape for a man to refuse to cum if his mistress orders him to

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671139
be carefull
i've never met a man who went above tier 5
i've met hellhounds but they where alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671133
It's really hard not to be sad when you're describing such nice scenarios. I want her big meaty paws to wrap around me and make me feel safe. I want her to whisper reassuring things to me and tell me "I'm here to protect you, nobody will hurt you when I'm here".

[Anonymous No.]

>Somewhere, deep in the mountains of the Mist Continent untouched by mamonomana, lies the monastery of monks that have developed a form of martial arts to fight monster girls
>however, as would be expected from peace loving monks, this style does not harm, only incapacitate
>believed to have been created by the son of a highly skilled Kakuen fighter, the martial artist utilizes the spirit energy, or Nen as the monks call it, within them to empower their strikes
>each blow injects the target with spirit energy, causing the area hit to become hot and sensitive. a flurry of these attacks would overwhelm a monster's mind with pleasure and make them fall unconscious
>masters of this technique are said to be almost untouchable by monsters. with but one finger, these fighters are able to lay low even the most vicious of dragons
>the only enemies that pose a threat to them are lilims, whose tolerance to these attacks are much higher than a normal monsters. one legend tells of a famous Nen user who battled a lilim for ten days straight, with neither of them resting, until they finished in a draw
>some men go searching for this monastery, hoping the training will attract strong monster girls or just to protect themselves from being raped, yet none to this day have ever found it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671137
But what if I want to have a pure relationship with her in the eyes of the Chief God. Wouldn't she still love me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671154
Of course.
She wouldn't let you see how it burns her and almost suffocates her when she steps in a church, how much she winces and feels terrible when the sermons about driving out demons come up, or how she has to hold herself back so much when you just want a bit of sex instead of letting her fully express her love for you
I mean, your needs come first, right? That's how it works, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671154
No, she would dump your ass faster than you can count to 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671137
I want to not use a condom with a Paladin-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671150
I bet after reading the bible they wouldn't even be the dominant "You're mine" type of protection, just the pure and lovely one while she nuzzles you.
Sounds like you have a good wife there, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671161
Then she never loved him in the first place and he's better off without her tbqhf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671154
Ask not what your waifu can do for you, ask what you can do for your waifu
Marry a Houri or a Valk if you want a church-going waifu, don't force a Demon through that like some kinda selfish chump

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671037
But it has a shitty self insert who can't get it with a Demon girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671152
I'll do whatever it takes!

Anything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671103
>>16671109
>Is that so. This unit will alow it then. But please refrain from activities that do not concern the matter at hand. Illicit activities will not be tolerated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671160
But temptation is the ultimate evil. I'd tell her I love her and that there's nothing in the world that would stop me loving her.

>>16671161
But monster girls don't dump and what this guy said >>16671166

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671173
Went full baka and forgot the image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671168
>implying Jesus doesn't have a smoking hot Demon wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671178
>Its another 'oh i'm gonna roleplay as this really pure guy for a while and go against the grain then later on someone will say something and I'll start saying its making me feel slutty and act like I'm giving into temptation' episode
Can we not, once a thread is really enough

[Anonymous No.]

I want to violate this dumb elf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671166
>>16671178
>Forcing a fucking Demon to go to church
>Somehow it's her fault for not wanting to be with a man like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671167
But I'm trying to make her life better, don't tell me who I can and can't love. I'm doing it for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671183
But he didn't, he didn't even go to hell or had an orgy with Lucifel's daughters or fuck a Lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671173
>>16671179
What does this pretty lady look like when armored up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671173
>>16671179
It's okay, I just need to take this DV9 cable and J-JAM IT IN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671189
This >>16671185

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671188
>Demon steps into church
>Absolutely nothing happens
WOOOOOOOOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671165
Thanks anon! Although I really enjoy the dominant "You're mine" kind of protection. Pure loving is also lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671195
>She's just kind of bored
>She's trying not to draw on a bible
>She's not trying that hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671196
Maybe her doggy instincts would kick in and she would be still be a little dominant, but in a more pure and caring way.
She an Anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671178
>Monster girls don't dump
They also don't put up with shit and a Demon has the unique ability to force you to pop a boner and get horny anywhere, so if you're gonna continue being a prude she'll just force you to fuck for a few days on end until you're not so dense

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671194
>>16671185
If you think that's what I'm doing you're wrong. I literally just want to take a Demon to church, just to show her what it's like. I do everything with her so it's only fair she'd do something with me? Right?

>>16671188
No it's not her fault. But if she loves me then she'd do things out of her comfort. Like I'd do things out of my comfort for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671146
Never heard of him

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671209
I don't really see the problem with taking a Demon to the church. It will probably be a little boring to her, but she would be fine if you're happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671179
Ah...
I'm going to cum all over her internals while she's powered down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671207
To be honest that's quite selfish of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671219
Marry a Holstaur or a Nureonago or something then

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671214
Exactly. I bet she'd like some parts, I hope. Although maybe she should come wearing something not so revealing.

[Anonymous No.]

I couldn't think of something clever to say.
Have a cow and drink your goddamn milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671222
But what if my heart belongs to a Demon? You can't dictate what I love anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671200
>bunch of kids and full-grown Demon wiggling on the pews as they are equally bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671224
But anon, milk makes my tummy hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671224
She's buff! I will call her Ribbon, because she has ribbons, while Face-sit-mom has a bell. Or Face-Sit chan and M I L K-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671205
It's strange you say that anon. Because that's basically my waifu's personality. To have instinct and be dominant but to do it in a more gentle and pure way.

And what gave it away? It's the paws isn't it? But anyway thanks for noticing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671229
>You can't dictate what I love anon.
Demonic Energy can, however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671224
Stop making so many girls I wanna waifu, Salamanderfag. I can't decide between her or her mom now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671230
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671152
I reiterate my prior statement >>16670763

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671228
It's mamono mojo, I 'aint gotta explain this.
I'll take that one, it's simpler.
>>16671239
I still got 4 hours, I can make this worse anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671230
>"M-my child, you look like you are in need of a confession!"
>"How much time you got, old man? Could be here a couple years."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671243
So devilish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671243
Forgot to quote >>16671233

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that not even monster girls want to deal with a depressed loser that whines about how sad he is all day. So stop being a bitch and man up for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671238
But my heart belongs to demon. I'd love her and I wouldn't want anything to change that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671237
I know your waifu.

But yeah, the paws gave it away and she had an Anubis feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671246
>Starts listing her "confessions" in Cantos

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671243
>I can make this worse anon
Pff, next you're gonna tell me you're gonna draw a pic of Mommacow and MILKcow pressed up against each other, or doing some other such suggestive thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671254
Ok anon. It's abit random but ok.

But hey, don't nursing and healing MGs like that? Of course I don't see a reason to be sad if I was with my waifu but you never know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671260
My dick has assumed control.
It's fine if they're just doing it for a magazine cover, right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671224
So she's a more /fit/ gal than her mom it seems. Very nice. I'm with that other guy, I hope to see much more of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671261
>But hey, don't nursing and healing MGs like that?
Only when it involves real problems, some faggot that feels a bit sad isn't a real problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671256
>I know your waifu.

Gosh anon that's real nice of you. And I'm flattered that I managed to explain an Anubis well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671265
You will

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671264
I'm gonna slap their beef and there is nothing you can do to stop me, all atempts will only make me harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671254
Where did that come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671266
You sound kind of miffed. But really anon, we all feel sad at sometimes. It wouldnt be natural if there wasn't a MG to comfort us.

Let's say anon's rose bush died and he was sad. MGs wouldn't just look at him, laugh and call him pathetic, would they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671264
>MILK-chan tells Facesit momma to come to some photoshoot with her
>Mommacow goes along with it, doesn't realize what it's for
>A few weeks later, MILK-chan hands mom the BEEFED magazine from before
>They're on the cover for it
It all comes back around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16669945
I would like each one, rabbit to help me with running, cat with calisthenics, goat with core exercises, dog with leg day, horse with deadlifts, and cow with upper body
>rabbit
>holding her up on a machine and taking from behind
>cat
>on her desk in the office of the gym, legs locked around me
>goat
>irrumatio behind the boxing equipment
>dog
>doggy style on the bench press
>horse
>amazon position on the track
>cow
>face sitting and violent moo-snu in the showers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671193
Lineart for the first Automaton later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671284
Dohohoho

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671278
>would they?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671268
It's cool. Just keep on loving that Anublub and make sure to read some things for her to sleep from time to time. Imagine your waifu's sleeping face, I bet it's really cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670546
Mind posting the link to it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671289
But why? That's just mean. Monster girls aren't like real girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Here you go, have this chubjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671298
Because only losers cry over a rose bush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671301
NAAAAV

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671301
Nicely made, you drew this yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671301
Y E S
E
S

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671301
Phat bird wiht huge tits can't even fly, just swim in her own pussy juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671301
Jesus fuck this is just what I needed after that conversation earlier

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671295
Damn anon you're really making me happy here. And I'll make sure to keep loving my NubNub. Anublub is a cute nickname though!

And I'd definitely read to her. Especially when she comes home and she's stressed, I'd wash her paws, lead her to bed and softly read a story to her so she can drift off to sleep. And you're right anon! Her sleeping face is super cute. Especially when her ears twitch a little.

I bet your waifu's/favourite girl's sleeping face is really cute and I hope you keep loving her aswell, I know you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671301
did you draw that? how about a chubcicle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671301
Nav please, my body can't take this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671301
NAV I AM IN DEBT TO YOU HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671305
>>16671312
>Not knowing Naav

The amount of content we've been getting recently is awesome, from everyone. Good fucking stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671301
Do you have a tumblr or something Nav?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671302
Y-Yeah I know right?

It was really sad and I worked so hard on that little bush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671312
What is a chubcicle? A bike or something for fat people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671301
I want to go birdwatching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671322
http://itsnaaaav.tumblr.com/
A lot of his stuff lately (usually the uncolored stuff) has been exclusive to these threads (at least for now) though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671301
She's holding out her warm blanket like wings because she wants you to come hug her anon. She's going to hold you in her breasts and wrap those wings around you.

Do you hug her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671311
Must be fun to say things like "I love you" while she sleeps and then watch her ears twitch and a smile appear on her face. I bet she would even say your name here and there.

And yeah, my waifu's sleeping face would be a real treasure. Would resist cuddling her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671328
I really hope that when he starts doing commissions, I'm able to catch it before all the slots fills up, which I fear will be rather quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671333
Is water wet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671325
He might be talking about a slightly chubby Glacies.
I kinda want to see that, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671328
I love Nav's pudgy tummies. They're squeezable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671328
Neat. I would definitely commission him if/when he opens commissions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671344
Extremely. His lolishape girls are fantastic too.
>>16671339
You and me both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671273
His projections

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671334
>Must be fun to say things like "I love you" while she sleeps and then watch her ears twitch and a smile appear on her face. I bet she would even say your name here and there.

Hnnnng.

Would you give little forehead kisses to your sleeping waifu? Does she react in anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671349
His lolis are pretty amazing yeah. Loli wight has a tummy that is just so kissable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671325
>>16671342
Yes, a healthy glacies. Too much ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671301
Do you have any other monstergirls in mind to draw? I've been really wanting to see some more sea bishops for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671301
This chubjub needs a strong, muscled husband to take care of her

>>16671308
Same, using love handles to make her gently bounce on your rod is the best idea this thread had in a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671284
Does she have a name? Because it's nice to see you drawing Automatons now Loen.
>>16671301
I want to drain the breasts of their delicious milky bounty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671364
>This chubjub needs a strong, muscled husband to take care of her

Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671353
Of course I would, along with me playing with her hair and maybe humming something while she sleeps in my lap. That would definitely be heaven.
It's possible that she just hugs me while still sleeping depending on her position. I bet her tail would keep moving around too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671364
Exactly damn right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671364
>>16671371
>>16671373
>Be /fit/ anon in MGC, working out at the gym
>All the Musclemonsters always hit on you, you're pretty damn buff for a human male
>Whenever they make a pass at you, tell them you're flattered but they aren't quite your type
>This spurs them all to train harder and harder
>When you finally get home from the gym, there's your chubJub wife, eating ice cream before lunging over to grind and fawn against you, hearts within hearts in her eyes as she kisses your pecs and abs through your shirt
>already has a bath waiting for you to wash and massage you, her legs dripping with lovejuice all the while at her hunky husband being home from the gym a bit early today
It's quite an enjoyable fantasy, that's for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671372
Aww that's cute anon. Would you brush her hair softly while she drifts off in your lap? Maybe grooming it a little? You sound like such a good husband.

And I bet her tail would keep moving too, given of her tail moves if she's happy. And I bet she'd be very happy in your embrace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671384
That ChubJub is basically begging for your cock while she rests on your muscular body. You going to give that to her? She wants your dick incredible deep inside her, like from the base deep.

Are you ganna give her all the chicks after filling her womb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671384
>Implying your JubJub wife wouldn't come along so she can ride your dick and lick your abs while you do reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671394
That's hot, seeing a Jub Jub ride your dick as you're doing bench presses. I bet all the muscle girls will be jealous that a little shortstack like her gets loved and affection by her hunk husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671386
Oh hey thanks, I would do my best.
And yeah I definitely would broom her. Maybe even pinch her cheeks a little to see her reactions from time to time and polish her scales a bit.

With her in my lap and me playing with her, I hope she'd be having good dreams. I might even end up dozing off with her though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671393
Gonna hilt so hard in her she'll go blind for a minute, and gonna fill her so much she knows right then and there that she'll be having an egg and cute chicklets soon
>>16671394
>ChubJub wife softly grinding on you as you're repping at bench presses
>"Cmon baby, do another for me, do another for me and I'll worship your big cock right here on the bench~!"
>Even the usually crass and lewd Minotaur that always eyes you up is blushing at the lewd display
>You manage to get a few more reps than expected in, to which your JubJub wife practically (actually, probably literally) cums on the spot, diving on your chest and nibbling and sucking at it while singing praises, your hands coming to rest on her plump backside and atop her plush love handles
>All the other musclemonsters are confused and jealous of this pudgy little shortstack DYEL that landed the studliest guy at the gym
>Not that you care, as you pick up your leaking wife to bring to the showers right then and there

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671402
Does she have horns anon? Or any sort of Salamander/Lizardmen ear scales? Because I imagine polishing those bits would help her drift off nice and easy. She may even get happy dreams of you anon, maybe even muttering your name and saying how much she loves you in her sleep. That's enough to give you a heart attack of cuteness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671420
>JubJub promises you that if you hit that last rep she'll worship your dick
>she's trying to hold herself back from doing it already
>finish rep
>look down
>she's got your cock leaning against her face
>she's got heart pupils and heavy breath staring at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671424
She does have horns, yes.

I wouldn't mind dying right there from waifu induced heart attack. At least I would die with her happy in my lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671420
>>16671435
This is a LEWD BIRD and that is NOT PROPER GYM ETIQUETTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671366
No name yet. I just love joints and I love that I can draw naked lewds without going nsfw with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671435
Cock worship isn't done enough with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671455
Because only submissives do that and both of those fetishes are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671455
It's a bit awkward to write for, but agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671444
Go in with her clinging onto your back. Walk out with your dick completely inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671441
Does she have wings then anon? Just thought I might ask do you think it would be hard to have her sleep on your lap if she's got big wings? That's if she does. I'm just assuming it's a Dragon? Is that ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671447
>I just love joints
Automatons click with me for that reason along with the fact I can project my /m/ design fetishes and actual fetishes onto them.
>and I love that I can draw naked lewds without going nsfw with her.
Shoggoths also have that perk since they're technically naked 100% of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671466
That's the way.

[Anonymous No.]

Beef on your left and Veal on your right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671470
Yeah, the wings could make it a bit awkward if she is playing on her back and they could hit me if she flaps them while sleeping, but I don't think that would bother me too much. Plus, I believe she can make them go away.

Also, what do you mean "is that ok?" I can deal with her wings no problem at all. Might even shine the rubbery part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671481
Veal is looking a little beefy too though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671481
Unf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671481
Thanks for the meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671481
>panties
>horn ribbon

I think I'm ready to accept the BEEF. Damn you Salamanderfag, I just want to sleep and you're making me jerk off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671481
God I wanna be between those milktanks
Also oblivious Mamacow a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671481
If you keep on drawing and practicing, you'll be great by this time next year

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671485
Would be cute to see her wing wiggle and expand a little while she sleeps.

>Also, what do you mean "is that ok?"

Oh I was just wondering in case I assumed wrong.

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>>16671481
They found your BEEFED magazine.

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>>16671481
Ganna make Facesitcow wear a pair of bootyshorts that say 'place face here'

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>>16671499
No need to worry about that, you were guessing after all.

Though I would probably get over loaded with her wings flapping and tail bashing. Hopefully she wouldn't snore and breathe fire.

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>>16671517
Given a Dragons power I wonder if the tail bashing creates dents in the ground.

>Dragon's snore heated air

That would be cute to see. I imagine you could probably hold a marsh mellows infront of it and it would cook.

[Anonymous No.]

tfw you order kitsune udon and there's no fox in your kitsune udon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671525
Demand a refund

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>>16671527

Right after I finish this yelp review.

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>>16671354
>Necropedoggocks

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>>16671524
Even her causing a mess would be cute. And yeah, I could probably cook some basic stuff or she could cook me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
>shoggoth
>nekomata
everything turned out ok

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>>16671487
>>16671488
>>16671489
Glad you enjoyed it!
>>16671491
Suffer my bovine wrath

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>>16671531
What.

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>>16671492
Thanks!
>>16671494
One day, I'll be good.
>>16671502
This is why you hide your porno mags properly.
>>16671511
Anon, I need a breather here

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>>16671531
I'm not a pedophile anon because she's a wight. She's like hundreds of years old.

Yeah she's dead so I could be classed as a necrophiliac. But where does shoggocks come into this?

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>>16671543
You deviant!

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>>16671554
And I need to breathe that wide cow booty crushing my face!
Nah but you're good man, great stuff today

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>>16671554
I'd hide my porn mags somewhere secret. Like under my bed. Can't have Onee san finding "Muscle girls weekly" and "Fierce Wolfus XXX"

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>>16671560
I'll stop, but that's because I need to calm down several notches from all the excitement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671564
It's been a crazy day
>>16671565
I don't know how my waifu would react to "Pure Housewives Gone Lewd".

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>>16671566
That's good. You have a nice rest Salamanderfag.

May you wake up to your fire newt family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671571
>not "Lewd Deliquents Turned to Pure Housewives"
Made by the same company, I know, but this series is just so much better.

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>>16671571
Well you'd come home from work with your waifu naked and only in an apron.

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>>16671536
That sounds real comfy, anon. Well anyways, I hope you're visited by your Dragonfu very soon and I wish you the sweetest of Dragonfu dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671575
Some rest would be nice
>>16671579
This would only trigger breeding urges
>>16671577
This reminds me of that anal doujin again

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>>16671571
She'd break out the tanning oil, string bikini, and the lube before bending over the kitchen counter waiting for you to come home, legs spread and tail arched up over her head for easy access.
The only thing she'd say when you come in is "Welcome home, honey. I got your favorite toy ready~" while reaching back and spreading her lips.

So I think she'd take well to the idea, from what I've gathered previous.

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>>16671587
>that anal doujin
Would you mind sharing it? Purification is a top tier fetish.

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>>16671556
There's no pedophilia about lolis. Wights deserve dickings, whether they're 100 or 10.

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>>16671592
>Welcome home, honey. I got your favorite toy ready~" while reaching back and spreading her lips.

Now this is lewd if I've ever seen it. Kinda makes me wish I wasn't a house husband.

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>>16671597
It's really more mindbreakish than it is purificationish, but it kinda works both ways.
That is if this is the one he's talking about.
https://exhentai.org/g/929168/b5852a8ed7/

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>>16671603
Well, personally I'd prefer she was a voice 18 and didn't have a loli mind. But eh, that's just me.

Would still dick/10

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>>16671597
I can't at the moment but I'll try later
Also, I'd use purification lightly in this sense
>>16671605
This is the result of lewding your waifu while she sleeps
>>16671592
Jesus, I can imagine the heat and the waterfall right now.

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>>16671620
>This is the result of lewding your waifu while she sleeps

It's not my fault! Her hair is just so sniffable and her ass is so grope-able.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671584
And may you be visited by your Nubnub.

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>>16671620
>Rawdogging Salamander waifu in FuckToy.exe mode over the kitchen counter
>Tail burns so hot your sweat is coming off like steam, the flames licking up and scorching parts of the ceiling
>she turns back with a lascivious look and wetly begs you to use her so much she won't be able to walk the next day
>Proceed to bend her over the kitchen table, the living room couch, slam her against the refrigerator for rough anal, mating press her practically through the kitchen floor, almost break the armor display while dragging her against the wall during standing 69
>finally ending with her in a pool of her own juices in the middle of the living room floor, raggedly breathing with your juices sopping out of her every hole, twitching when her pussy spasms from the sensory overload it feels

>A week later her Nureonago friend comes over and asks what all those burn and scorch marks are on the ceiling and walls everywhere
>SweatingLizard.jpg

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>>16671628
Whoops, meant to say my waifu
Basically,I imagine that around when I would have 2 daughterus, I came home late and went into the bedroom and fucked my waifu while she was passed out and she had a wet dream where she was expressing wanting to be used and violated. I complied.
Anon, should you be in bed with a waifu, you should firmly hold her ass and sniff her. If she wakes up you kiss her before she reacts.

Unless she's a Hellhound or Ushi, then you get raped.

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>>16671643
That's actually kinda admirable. Having marks showing each other's sex all over the house.

I wonder if the Salamanderfag is only intrested in giving rough sex and not receiving it.

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>>16671463
How so?
>>16671455
It's a redundant fetish though. To go out of your way to do cock worship for a species which already worships cock just gets into insecurity tier

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>>16671653
I'm pretty sure he likes being bitten and scratched.

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>>16671139
>A Hellhound will never look through your internet search history to find all your femdom fantasies involving Hellhounds
>You will never come one day to have your Hellhound friend push you against the wall and start forcefully making out with you
It hurts.

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>>16671649
That's lewd anon. But why would she be passed out?

And I'd sniff all over my waifu's beautiful mofu and hair! If she wakes up I'll just give her soft ASMR in her ears coupled with ear nibbling.

I dunno, I just have a fetish for sniffing and inhaling my waifu's scent. I ain't weird or anything, I think.

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>>16671556
He's literally a necro-pedo. Like you. Lolis are lolis, Anon. Don't diddle the kids.

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>>16671605
I mean, if you're a househusband, you can still do the exact same thing to her.

>Waifu walks through the door after a long day at work
>Seething mad after all the shit she has to put up with all day
>Walks into the kitchen, following the smell of a freshly cooked meal
>Finds you wearing nothing a tight fitting pair of briefs that puts your bulge on display, holding a dish of her favourite meal.
>"Welcome home, honey! You can start on your meal while I go get us the massage oil!"

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>>16671655
Sometimes its just fun to overtly see it spoken aloud I guess.
>insecurity tier
Oh come now anon, that's a bit low hanging considering where we are don't you think

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>>16671643
Oh Lord, this is great.
>>16671653
For one I enjoy both biting and claw digging, so thats a safe 'yes'.

What can I say, I enjoy it both ways.

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>>16671655
>just gets into insecurity tier

I'm not involved in this conversation. But do you mean like penis wise insecurities?

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>>16671669
This is pretty much what I was thinking. I dunno it sounds really hot when I'm the one doing it. I'll get to please HER, that's what matters to me.

Also I thought I might add I'd probably wear apron aswell and under that the right fitting briefs. But yeah, I wish I could live out this fantasy.

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>>16671670
It may be low, but they already worship cock. It's like, DNA. You want cock worship that transcends the worship of cock. You have to admit it gets a bit silly.
>>16671675
I wouldn't go that far. Remember fetishes aren't always literal.

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>>16671692
>Remember fetishes aren't always literal.

I'm confused. What does that mean?

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>>16671692
Meh, it hardly seems malignant though. If people are into it they're into it. To me it just seems petty to single out a fetish as stemming from insecurities when talking about a topic that's very escapist based. I see your point in any case.

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>>16671606
Yeah, that's the one.
>>16671663
She's passed out after taking care of two Sallies, one who's always swinging a stick around while dragging her sister around into trouble and it would have been almost midnight. Needless to say, seeing your passed out wife in lace panties and only a bathrobe after a stupidly long shift would only result in gentle sex so that she'd feel nice in the morning after missing dinner. Things happened.

Anon, sniffing your waifu isn't that weird. Really, I'd be massaging my waifu's frills all day and rubbing her scales with lotion all the time while occasionally kissing the back of her neck and breathing in deeply.

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>>16671688
Would you ever want her to please you at all instead? Whenever you talk about your waifu, I notice it's always you who's getting used and you who's pleasing her. Not to say that she doesn't please you, I mean more in a way that your she's the one catering to what you want instead.

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>>16671713
>>16671663
Scent crystallizes the strongest memories. Fun psych fact of the day. Well, in people anyway. I guess sperm would crystallize the strongest memories in monstergrills.

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>>16671696
Wanting what I feel is overbearing emphasis on cock worship could stem from many things. The easiest answer would be cock size but it could also be some form of insecurity relating to affection.

I mean don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with cock worship, it's not a fetish I'm "singling out" as >>16671707 puts it. But its like, asking for another layer of cock worship ontop of all your cock worship. Just seems silly. Like asking for nymphomaniac monstergirls. It's in the name.

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>>16671729
In the end it sounds more semantic based. Perhaps not so much saying 'we need more cock worship' as 'we need more monstergirls who are already cock worshipping beings to express it in more verbal means'.
Doesn't roll of the tongue as well though.

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>>16671668
>implying lolis aren't for lewd
>implying undead aren't for holding close and warming up

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>>16671731
Well maybe I'm just being a big dumb autist, as
>'we need more monstergirls who are already cock worshipping beings to express it in more verbal means' makes perfect sense to me.

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>>16671735
Like I said, we ain't here to judge people.
I wonder which MGs would be attracted to guys on the autism spectrum. Anubis almost certainly.

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>>16671723
I vaguely remember that I also helps the brains association with family members somehow. I'm not too sure though

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>>16671659
thats the dream, anon

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>>16671556
Well if you're getting hard from a kid's body, your a pedo. The real age and mind is neither here not there, you can't rub your cock on a girl's experience.

But I disagree with the classification of necrophile, as that fetish is about fucking the dead. Huge difference between fucking the dead and fucking the undead. There's a lot of underlying psychology to fucking a corpse which I'm not really qualified to talk about asides from my armchair degree, but there's no difference between a living girl and the undead in terms of agency.

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>>16671717
See anon, I could put this two ways. Seeing my waifu pleased, pleases me. If I see her tucking into a meal I made, that would make me really happy.

Now the other way I could put this is that you have a point. See, I really need my waifu's help here because I think I have a problem. I don't like the idea of using my waifu for my sexual pleasure, it doesn't disgust me or anything. It just makes me feel a bit iffy. And I want it to stop because I really want to imagine having intimate sex with her. And I do have some fantasies about her pleasuring me but they're more her being the dom and her being in control. So basically I don't like the idea of being the dom and having her give me pleasure through that. Which may sound stupid to you and I apologise if it does.

I mean some of these fantasies include being neck bitten into submission by my waifu. Making me feel pains and pleasures I've never felt before.

Another one being gagged and blindfolded then having the mummy curse put out on me, having her tease and pleasure my body until I'm drooling.

>Whenever you talk about your waifu, I notice

You notice me? Oh that makes me feel strangely happy.

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>tfw Link was canon going to waifu and slay some Dolphin Pussy in BotW

Is Nintendo the MG vidya making company?

Samus is part bird and can turn into a ball, multiple Zora women wanting that dick, and a literal Imp.

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>>16671745
>Well if you're getting hard from a kid's body, your a pedo. The real age and mind is neither here not there, you can't rub your cock on a girl's experience.

Not involved in this conversation. But I think I'm in trouble then. By any chance are you the demon fag phycologist?

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>>16671740
That's more a byproduct of the trials involved in the experiments focused on sensory links to memory crystallization specifically utilizing family-based memories for long-term memory trials, as they're easily quantifiable by other people when looking for an objective way to measure accuracy. Basically olfactory based memories are the strongest all around and utilize much more cranial real-estate than one would expect in a largely vision-based creature such as humans.
There's the old anecdote/story of how a neurosurgeon prodding a specific part of the brain during surgery elicited the sensation of smelling grandma's apple pie in a patient that gets trotted around as a sort of emphasis on the findings. Though that story is ancient and I've never seen a direct source.

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>>16671745
>Well if you're getting hard from a kid's body, your a pedo.
2D=/=3D faggot

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>>16671312
Sounds cute.

>>16671358
Been drawing a couple of redcaps and testing out brushes and styles.

I apologize for not having commissions opened, need a bit more time before things are set up.

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>>16671749
>part bird

FEATHER

PUBES!

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>>16671757
>By any chance are you the demon fag phycologist?
Nope.

>>16671759
When did I say 3D?

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>>16671757
Did you think that age was the only thing that mattered?

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>>16671757
You just missed me, posted right below you.
You're probably not a pedophile though, regardless of whatever your conversation that's led you to this point has said.

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>>16671765
That and mental maturity.

>>16671767
I'll probably shut up now before I keep digging a grave.

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>>16671760
There needs more lolis here
Like sahuagin with a floater and water wings trying to swim, or being taught by mama-sahuagin.

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>>16671723
>>16671713
Oh that's nice to know. Also makes a whole lot of sense when I consider the headcanon I've given me and my waifu's relationship.

Actually it fits really well and I'm glad that scent actually does that.

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>>16671769
Well, sadly for you it's mostly the body.

It's amazing how people don't know they are lolicons.

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>>16671774
Sniffing is also especially nice when you consider cuddling in bed after showering when she still smells like fresh soap and shampoo.

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>>16671748
Alright, so I guess you see sex with her as a vessel to demonstrate how much you love her and want her happy, instead of using it purely for pleasure? Makes sense.

>You notice me?
Yeah, a few people her have particular ways of writing that are pretty easy to pick out, yours included.

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>>16671782
>a few people her have particular ways of writing that are pretty easy to pick out
It's funny when this happens.

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>>16671767
>You're probably not a pedophile though
If it's the body that gets him going, he is. Any the only difference between a mature woman and a mature woman in the body of a child is, well it's pretty obvious.

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>>16671782
>I guess you see sex with her as a vessel to demonstrate how much you love her and want her happy, instead of using it purely for pleasure?

Yup. I mean it's still pleasure on both sides. It also one of the main reasons body worship is my fetish. It's a nice balance of making her happy and showing how much you love her combined with a steady stream of pleasure.

>ways of writing that are pretty easy to pick out, yours included

It's not shit is it?

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>>16671769
Fun fact, more often than not most pedophiles are actually somewhat more well-adjusted people than you may anticipate. A friend of mine is working on a critical literature review of the topic. Though don't quote me on that, I think it more had to do with people who have pedophilic tendencies compared to those who actually act on (and are convicted of) pedophilic actions.
>>16671760
How long have you been posting drawings online Naav? Is it something you're looking to take further or are you a hobby artist?
>>16671774
Your brain works in all sorts of funny ways to naturally align itself to the strongest senses even in fantasy development.
>>16671789
I'm not brushed up on (read, I don't think there's any studies on) the merits of translation of pedophilic urges between '2D' and '3D'
Its a big ol weird gray area. Perhaps I'm too optimistic, but it could again be an area of semantics.
"Dont diddle kids" I guess is the message of the day.

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>>16671802
>merits of translation of pedophilic urges between '2D' and '3D'
I don't believe fetishes get to have different terms depending on if the subject is imaginary or depicted in a 2d form or a real 3d being.

For instance I'm not overly interested in 3D women. But that doesn't mean I'm some sort of Hetero2Dsexual.

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>>16671802
Yeah I'd never do it with an actual loli in MGE. I'd probably rather chop my finger off.

It's just the body can sometimes looks quite nice.

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>>16671763
>When did I say 3D?
It's pretty much what you imply calling people pedophiles. Where did all you "hurr loli=pedo" faggots even come from all of the sudden, fuck off.

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>>16671284
C-Calm down miss robot! I'll be gentle!

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>>16671810
You're the one conflating 2D and 3D tho. Unless you've deluded yourself it thinking the word pedophile only applies to real kids.

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>>16671749
Apparently BotW has a "Frontier Village" that lets you marry a grill from the game.

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>>16671301
>>16671326
>You will never go birdwatching and come across Jubjubs having a water fight in a large birdbath.
>The sun reflecting off of their soaked, heaving Jub Breasts.

Truly the hobby of a man with refined tastes.

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>>16671796
>>16671796
Well, yeah, sex obviously brings pleasure, but I see what you mean now.

>It's not shit is it?
No, not at all. It's just a few quirks that stick out to me, like you using "anon" a lot, or your tendency to use full stops over commas. Not to mention your talk about your waifu being pretty unique.

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>>16671525
You have to wonder how they do it.

Is it a shrinking spell?

Do they breed a species of Pygmy Foxes for their small size and over the centuries ended up with a Fox that fits nicely in a bowl of Udon?

We just don't know.

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>>16671807
>But that doesn't mean I'm some sort of Hetero2Dsexual
Hey, the rate things are going, give it a decade, you may get a checkmark for that on government forms, kek.
>I don't believe fetishes get to have different terms depending on if the subject is imaginary or depicted in a 2d form or a real 3d being
Maybe. But again how much of that is semantics and how much is specifically within that person's mind 'I am attracted to two dimensional (bodytype)' with no interference at all with their interests or fetishes for three dimensional sentient individuals.
For instance, to say how it works both ways, I'm hella into most of Methonium's thicc girls from his various doujins, but I have absolutely no interest whatsoever in them in real life or in the three dimensional form.
I really don't know enough from an empirical perspective here though, so I'll bow out respectfully. I'm not gonna try and stop someone from trying to argue against actual pedophilia if that's how they personally see it.
>>16671808
I think that's the main 'debate' that goes on when it comes to loli discussions. At what point does being attracted to short DFC girls become being a lolicon. You'll get a whole slew of answers to that I suppose.
Anywho, monstergirls.

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>>16671828
>shrinking spell
>she gets bigger after you're done and says she wants to eat you now
help

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>>16671813
>Unless you've deluded yourself it thinking the word pedophile only applies to real kids.
It does considering drawings aren't people. Go back to tumblr normaltrash.

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>>16671760
Aren't Redcaps normally portrayed using scythes or sickles in folklore?

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>>16671822
The easiest way I can put it is, some anons out there want to use their waifu to achieve the ultimate amount of pleasure for themselves. That's not what I want to do. Not saying those anons are bad it's just that stuff isn't me. So sorry if you already got my point. I just like to make myself clear sometimes.


Oh jeez, you're kinda embarrassing me. I know I use anon way more than I should. It's become an unhealthy habit that I sometimes try to control. But I just feel like it's more friendly to say anon. Y'know? Like I feel it makes a sentence portray a little bit more emotion and make it not sound like I'm a robot with just "that's cute" but instead "that's cute, anon".

And about the full stops, that's a habit I've had for a long time before. Like even before I came to these threads. I've noticed that the guy who wrote the story about the Dragon Cultist has the same thing where he can't stop using full stops. I apologise if it makes my posts hard to read.

>spoiler

Stop it you, you're making me blush.

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>>16671845
Now I'm picturing an Anon trying to finish his Udon before the Fox in it grows too large and rapes him before he can finish his dinner.

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>>16671845
She has to pay for the food then. I'm not a cheap slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671851
A quick search says Pikes more than anything.

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>>16671855
I guess I'm a little like you then. Of course indulging in pleasure, especially with the woman you love, is fantastic and all, but being able to bond with her, and show how much she means to you through love I find much more heartboner inducing.

And don't change any of your posting habits or anything, everybody has their little things that they tend to do. Like me with overusing adverbs to a ridiculous degree when I write Nobody here is too uptight that they'll call you out for how you type. Hopefully.

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>>16671822
>TFW writing chameleon like a jackass version of David Bowie
Feels great to elude stalker-kun

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>>16671888
I wonder if anyone would recognize me.

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>>16671884
Exactly, anon. You hit it right on the mark. Tonne sex is more than just pleasuring each other until you both ahego. It can be coupled with love and affection to make it even better. Well that's my opinion atleast, nice to know you share similar.

And I guess being unique is a good thing. Nobody has told me to fuck off for using too many full stops or saying anon too much yet so that's a good thing.

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>>16671868
Even better.

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>>16671802
Been posting art here and there for friends online last year around May, there are a couple of things from 2012-2013 that I posted before I stopped. I do wanna improve more, eventually drawing backgrounds, different angle shots and styles, I'm not sure if I could make a career out of this, so I just draw for fun or whatever gives a boner. Might as well make some cash on the side while I'm trying to improve.

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>>16671844
>Hey, the rate things are going, give it a decade, you may get a checkmark for that on government forms, kek.
Heh. Too true.
>But again how much of that is semantics
But semantics is the worst thing to bog yourself down in, and half the people are down to play the game where another half aren't, so you get nowhere.

>>16671846
The definition makes no mention of whether it applies to real kids or fake kids. Because that would be stupid and semantic. Pedophile is just an attraction to kids.
>tumblr normaltrash
Trying too hard to fit in with your boogeymen there champ.
>I'm only into lolis so I'm not a pedophile
Lets change some words and see if you still agree
>I'm only into yaoi so I'm not a faggot
The fact that you're speaking nip doesn't magically change the meaning of the word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671904
>so I just draw for fun or whatever gives a boner. Might as well make some cash on the side while I'm trying to improve.
Good man. That's my favorite kind of artist. Well I meme about saying 'hurry up and open commissions' but you take your time. I look forward to seeing you progress. Though you absolutely have a talent that the thread and others clearly appreciate.
Indulge me though: Favorite MGE girl? Just to get a definitive answer.
>>16671906
>semantics is the worst thing to bog yourself down in
Ooysh, don't tell me, welcome to the world of research where people are even more prissy about terminology than the folks are here. That's why I doubt it will ever get anywhere for a long while if there were to be any studies on it. Not before all the old guard dies out anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671906
>The definition makes no mention of whether it applies to real kids or fake kids.
Then why are you applying it to 2D?

>I'm only into yaoi so I'm not a faggot
False equivalence.

Your posting style and general retardition reeks of a normalfag who discovered 4chan through /v/ or /tg/ screencaps posted on reddit or some other shitty forum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671930
>>16671906
Can't we just not argue? Please?

[Anonymous No.]

While we're on about 2D v 3D, I'm not sure I could handle 3D monstergirls. They kind of thrive on the anime style, seeing something like a dragongirl walking around in real life would just be weird.

>>16671930
>False equivalence.
It's literally the same tho
>I'm not an X because I only like the 2D version of Y
So go on, justify how you're not a fag if you like yaoi.

>Then why are you applying it to 2D?
Because the term is equally applicable to both 2D and 3D. If it doesn't specify one that means it applies to both, not neither. Because if it meant neither, the word wouldn't exist.

>More boogeymanning
k

>>16671938
Yeah, I'm not interested in carrying this further than my reply.

[Anonymous No.]

And another wife picture today as well.
Third picture so far from this artist (itou-memo.tumblr.com), they're really quick and super nice, I'd definitely recommend commissioning them if anybody is looking for an artist to throw money at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671951
How many eyestalks does your Gazer 'canonically' have, Gazerfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671951
>VIRGIN KIIRA
GDI Gazerfag, stop it. I don't want to an Gazer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671959
10, but it's hard to always fit that many into a single image. Good thing her tail is big and fluffy and basically a hammerspace for her eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671924
Devils with doraf proportions, otherwise the spot goes to Demons or Automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671950
>It's literally the same tho
Maybe to a subhuman like you. If you make insane claims the burden of proof is on you, how is liking a different bodytype of the opposite sex in 2D in any way comparable to liking the same sex in 2D?
>Because the term is equally applicable to both 2D and 3D. If it doesn't specify one that means it applies to both
And previously you claimed to not be talking about 3D, even though you use a term that you think equates 2D to 3D.
>More logical fallacies
k. Tell whatever place you're trying to raid us from that they can all go die from aids.

>>16671938
We've never had this shit here, it's obvious it's one of the anti-loli /d/fags trying a new strategy (to his newfaggotry, it's an ancient shitposting strategy on 4chan) to undermine loli by trying to equate it to pedophilia. This cancer needs chemotherapy, not ignoring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671976
Completely unsurprised by the Devils and Automatons, mildly surprised by the Demons.
Though my bias obviously shines through when I say its a pleasant surprise and that you have excellent taste. Shine on then, mane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671991
But can't we just get along and respect each other? This applies to the other guy aswell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671856
Just eat the fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672028
But I'm allergic to smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672034
What a tragic allergy to have around monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672034
>>16672038
Every single Monstergirl should have at least one simple smug faceshot. This is my quest. I've no idea how to go about doing it, but I shall complete it one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671951
Why does your wife constantly change body shapes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672055
Artstyle differences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672055
Heroin addict but for body changing potions instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672005
>This applies to the other guy aswell.
I said I was done m8. It wasn't a really interesting argument.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a chubby, shortstack familiar to cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672055
Maybe she is a Shogg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672064
Familiars need more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672070
That they do.
Be they monkey familiars, little bat ones, or dogs, I'd take any familiar species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672064
I wanna see a familiar and a Leanan Sidhe get into a slappy fight with each other over their brilliant wizard master/husband and what he should pursue next

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672079
Sounds adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

How long could a single monstergirl pretend to just be friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672089
Varies widely depending on the Monstergirl. Some would be fine with it indefinitely or near-indefinitely. Some literally not at all and will just rape on spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672079
>Archwizard finishes perfecting a top-tier spell that will make life easier for mages everywhere
>Familiar wants him to start work on another spell to become even more powerful and extravagent
>LS wants him to write a textbook/journal to publish so that knowledge of the spell gets spread far and wide
>Wizard actually wants to just take a break for a while and enjoy some quiet life with his two wives but can't get a word in as they argue and fight with each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672070
They need hugs and kisses on the cheek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672070
Especially the really big ones who'll help you study by sitting you in their lap and letting you rest your head against their huge soft breasts as you read, with their paws hugging you, keeping you warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672062
You don't look done if you're still posting about it. And it's not a big surprise you lose interest after getting destroyed.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night, thread or good morning, based on your timezone. I hope you all dream of your waifus, daughterus, or other "-us" tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>"2D rocks!"
>"nah 2D is shit 3D rocks!"
>"nah 3D is shit 2D rocks!"
Stay classy with your deep discussions, /mgt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672164
Has been some time since a MG showed up to me. Or maybe I just don't remember them.

Wish I could poke my waifu's face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672164
I've been having waifu dreams recently, but they've been troubling. Hopefully a nice dream soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672089
As long as their disguise continues to fool the dense Anons they hang out with.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be comfortable with your waifu having one or more conspicuous tattoos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672210
Womb tattoos are best tattoos.
I want to walk in on a scarred warrior dragon's bedroom and catch her dressing just so I can see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672210
I don't know. I kind of like the idea of getting small, hidden matching tattoos with her, but I don't have any idea where or what they'd look like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672210
I don't like them very much. My waifu is proud of her pure and beautiful body too, so I don't think I would have to worry about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672210
My waifu's a Demon, she's got tattoos like that as a given.
Her sexiest ones are her pelvic tattoo and her tramp stamp though.
The ones only I get to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672210
I like when they change colors/fill in after successful conception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672210
No. Birthmarks are one thing, but I really hate the idea of tattoos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672210
Automatons have them, but they may also serve a currently undescribed purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672235
>Anon pounds his waifu's pussy to the point where it's overflowing with semen but she still won't let him pull out.
>"Is it glowing yet? You don't get to stop until it is!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672210
I don't like the idea of tattoos, but I wouldn't object magical runes over the womb that are visible only after fertilisation.

[Anonymous No.]

If I got buff, then went and fucked my shortstack waifu, could I potentially break her pelvis? Would she brag to her friends about how she got snu-snu'd? I think it'd be funny to see her all smug while sitting in a wheelchair with a cast around her waist

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672248
>2 days, countless Manticore needles, and a 50 gallon barrel of lube later they get a call from the tattoo artist letting them know she used the wrong kind of ink and it can't glow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672268
>could I potentially break her pelvis?
She'd probably be sore, but monster mojo will ensure that you don't break her bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672210
Yes but only if they were magic and did things like turn invisible until we were fucking, filled up with seed and glowed white, or stylistically depicted my cock entering her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672268
If you don't do that then you are fucking a shortstack wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672268
Monstergirl pelvises are designed to handle high impact.
You'd need to be absurdly strong to snu snu a monstergirl.
Now, getting her dick drunk, that's another story. I'd bet Desert Tanukis would be more weak to pleasure too since they spend so much time going from city to city selling their wares.

>>16672269
On the plus side, there's basically no way she isn't pregnant now.
On the downside, she might get addicted to sex like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671868
>Actual weaponry that people would have to fashion due to not having the resources for other stuff
>Also very useful in all applications of being a pointy stick

Take me now RedCap.

[Anonymous No.]

What other color palettes do these lovely tittybirbs come in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672070
If Familiars have the ability to make it so you never have headaches form staring at a screen all day I'll sign a contract with my blood on a new moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672164
>got to 3 dreams in a row
>first was creepypasta cam filter with mom asking about classes
>second was stuck in a dimly lit room with shelves lines with orchids in class pots
>third dream is just me looking for something in my old apartment
>None of them had a single instance of MG's

I feel like I'm doing something wrong. Why is it so hard?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that scarlet macaw jubjubs are adorable.

Red and caramel are best colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672268
Damn Desert Tanukis.

Why do they have to be so sexy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672290
It's not a halberd tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672301
I want to burn you down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672312
A Halberd would make a Redcap twirl around like a Dork Soles doofus. That'd be too adorable.
>>16672313
Not if I burn you down first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672303
Because unlike their Zipangu kin, they're wholly focused on seduction as opposed to strong arming. A Desert Tanuki will try to trick you into desiring something too expensive to pay for before offering you another way to pay for it.
It starts with a handjob, then a blowjob, then paizuri and then anal and at that point you're addicted to her silky smooth skin and her delicious caramel complexion. You'd do anything to get at her tight pussy. And she'll give you an offer. Marry her.
Alternatively, have something she really really wants and don't give in no matter what she offers you. Eventually she'll to become your wife and let you fuck her however you want because if there's anything that makes a Desert Tanuki wetter than anything else it's a man who's a better haggler than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672303
>delicious chocolate colored skin
>tig ol' bitties
>birthing hips that are just begging to be pounded
>lods of emone
I have no idea whatsoever

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672316
>spoiler
What if she wants my dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672315
>Tiny Redcap running after you with a huge halberd, swinging it around and poking at you and tripping you over by hooking your ankle
Kinda cute spooky. Good thing she isn't fuly grown and way more skilled at handling her weapon because then it would be hot horrifying. Especially if the handle actually houses a blade and it can be turned into a hand axe/sword combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672320
Then she goes for the seduction route anon.
If you manage to resist her seduction though, eventually you'll wake up with her naked on top of you begging you to make her pussy your personal cum dump in exchange for making her an honest woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672328
Red Cap weapons are made from demon realm silver, so when it cuts you you'll just feel horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672334
That doesn't make it any less scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672313
Well that's not very nice

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roH0uS7g390
>You'll never have a pocket cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672347
You don't like that I'm not nice, I don't like that you're not on fire. Way I see, we're pretty even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672354
>reach into breast pocket
>pull out cat ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672358
>pocket chesire peeks out of your breast pocket
>"Is that me in your pants pocket, or are you just happy to see me~"
>pops out of your pants pocket
>"Nope, just me! Nyahaha!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672369
>Anon's stuck with a Cursed Cheshire cat the size of a fairy sticking around with him.
>On the plus side she's DTF any time and is just as stretchy as a fairy.
Would you use a Cheshire like an onahole while she ahegaos from you using and abusing her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672422
>spoiler
Is grass green?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672427
>Are memes green?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672435
Only the dank ones and the ones about ogres.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672443
You know MGe ogre looks an awful lot like a warcraft sea giant, but only monstergirlified. Especially since her rope fishnet stockings look like actual fish nets and her rags look kind of like seaweed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672443
Talking about greens and ogres made me remeber that one anon with an amazon friend that planted beans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672443
So would the MG version of the Shrek movies just be the same, except Shrek is replaced with human Shrek from the second movie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672474
Shrek is replaced by a Dark Mage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672474
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

[Anonymous No.]

Eat, drink, fight, make love to cute boys, FIGHT CUTE BOYS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672476
But what does the prince turn into at night/the end of the movie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672516
What if the boys don't want to fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672520
Tell them their waifu a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672519
Her familiar, obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672524
Would Donkey just be Eddie Murphy then? Would he just be called Human?

[Anonymous No.]

Sabbath is past it's bedtime, post Onee-sans

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672526
Donkey Centaur, duh. And there'd be a fiery Spanish Werecat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672519
He'd just be really creepy looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672528

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672526
Donkey would just be a shitty donkeytaur who'se there to get kicked around because that's what you do with horsepussy. At the end of the movie she hooks up with the rich fat human keeping the prince locked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672528
>"Aww, you got nowhere to stay tonight sweetie? Why don't you stay here at the Sorority with us? We were gonna have another slumber party tonight with all the other Onee-sabbath members!"

I wonder what its like being a homeless, mildly deranged guy wandering into a MG town. Do they bathe and shave you first? Do you freak the fuck out at the sudden sight of all the monsterbabes, and if so how do they calm you down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672528
Are Mad Hatters Onee-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672528

[Anonymous No.]

If you could see ghosts, would you go around in your bathrobe and perform sexorcisms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672545
I don't want to get arrested for suspicion of being a flasher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672528

What about a group of three of older girls, who all want to dote on you?

Man, imagine being popular with older students in general. Not in a "pet" way, but in a "they actually want to pursue a romantic relationship with a younger man" way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672547
Then wear a robe like the shinigami from Bleach, you can pretend you're a cosplayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672550
These look like 3 delinquents to me, but the girl on the right is just a good girl running with the wrong crowd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672542

I mean, if you wound up in Wonderland they'd be perfect for the role. They'd be the only ones you would be able to make sense of, and you'd probably be pretty dependent on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672555
She's wearing a dog collar, there's probably vibes in her holes too. It's obviously the daughter of KDF all grown up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672555

What if they're only delinquents as far as other girls are concerned, but they like having you around and they treat you okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672542
I realize that most writers here are not good enough to write madness that appears sane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672559
Ah, that explains her hanging with the bad dogs.

Bit of a strange, latex-filled childhood can do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672561
I'm pretty sure the one in the middle is going to kabedon me at my locker, but alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672550
That's the dream right there. They'd kick the crap out of anyone that tries to mess with you, man or monster. Take you to older parties and look over you to make sure you're having fun. Try to seduce you a bit and maybe even pressure you into making out with them, but then catch their conscience and barely pull themselves back.
I'm thinkin a Satyros, a Jabberwock, and an Inari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672563
To be fair, that's a pretty tall order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672550
Lewd dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672569

That just means she cares enough to claim you. She wants everyone to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672572
>tfw no Satyros onee-san, who drags you out of your room to meet with her friends. Followed by a game of spin-the-bottle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672579
Oh jeez, is she going to mark me as her territory in front of the whole school?

Don't I get a say in it before I'm smothered by Wolf butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672583

I mean she can't physically stop herself at that point. It's not her fault. Instincts and breeding and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672581
>Always drags you out of your room to be more sociable in general
>treats you to all sorts of new experiences and helps you make friends
>one day when she's playing spin the bottle you're up, she's playing this time too, and the bottle lands on her
>the room falls silent as the closet beckons to you and your older adoptive sister, staring at you with unsure eyes
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672589
Kiss the Goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672595
All her friends are there anon. There's definitely gonna be rumors at school. And how will you look at her the next morning? You can't use the 'she was drunk' excuse, cause she's a Satyros, she's always drunk to some degree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672595

It's time to put on the big boy pants and do this. If you back out now you'll be the biggest faggot this side of san diego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672595
>seven minutes
Isn't it seven seconds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672606
House rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672606
She'll make it seven minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672611
>>16672613
I don't trust these goats, I bet they're going to try to do lewd things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672606
Come on Anon, that's not nearly enough time for a Satyros to cover you in lipstick marks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672606
Seven minutes holding hands with a pretty girl feels like seven seconds. It's basic science. Einstein said so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672606
>>16672613
>Seven seconds turns into seven minutes, seven minutes turns into seventeen, and soon you hear her friends exit out the front door while you're still biting her lip and feeling her tongue practically cleaning out the inside of your mouth
>Frotting against you the whole time, her hand nervously neglecting to actually go beneath your wasteband but sure as hell rubbing your erection through your pants
>Come out completely smeared in lipstick, not that you notice as you both tangle up with each other and fall over the couch to continue the little piece of heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672623
"Any man who can safely drive a car while kissing a pretty girl is not giving the kiss the attention it deserves"
-Albert "Nuke em all" "Manhattan Project Pimp" "Relatively Hung" Einstein

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672595
Goat<Sheep

[Anonymous No.]

What are some of the best recolors?

[Anonymous No.]

I would take payments from a Lich to test her potions. Especially if it ends with the Lich being roughly mating pressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672595
>>16672631
A man could get lost in those rectangles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672639
Sounds risky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672656
How is it risky?

[Anonymous No.]

Ayy /mgt/, just posting another wip

https://twitter.com/SnibakoDraws/status/838632722532741120

I hope y'all are doing well and goodnight dudes o/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672638
The Valkyrie recolors are fantastic.
I'm mildly proud of that one black skin Demon recolor I did but other than that there's some decent things here or there by that Naju Silver guy on the wiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672664
Aaaw yiss, dem fightmice got some meat on em

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672658
It's a ploy by Liches. The lure in some fool with the prospect of easy cash, then make him an addict to potions and creepy clammy corpse flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16671760
I fucking love Redcaps. They always seem like they are up to something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672668
That's ridiculous, are you saying that it is bad for a Lich to assume responsibility for the completely unforeseen addictive side effects of a potion undergoing certified clerical trials? I would propose that it is out of the utmost charity that she would choose to help aid in the recovery process for any such unfortunate participants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672681
No, they'll keep him hooked and help themselves to his body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672664
You're pretty great Snibby, good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like my daughters to be lilims if i ever got a lilim myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672698
That goddamn thing on her tail, man.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly rerminder that you don't need to be a hero to get your waifu. Someday the right waifu will come along and bring out the hero in you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672705
Pls no. I already have the stigma of having my name literally being hero in my native language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672705
Hey thanks anon.

>>16672709
Oh, I feel you on that anon. I share a name with a semi-popular animated superhero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672710
oh hi batman

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
>Cheshire/Werecat

So is she a chuuni werecat or a Cheshire trying to be normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672164
Didn't have any dreams about my waifu, again/. But maybe I'm being tested?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672757
No, it's not nearly that much to live up to.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667431
>Lava Golem
>Atlach-Nacha
>Fucking lava spiders
/worried laughter intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672239
You prefer body paintings then like Anubis? Good man, I love them aswell. A good feature of them b Big you get to help your wife reapply them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672550
That wolfu on the right looks like a pure nice girl. I'm ganna flirt with her and get her number!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672772
That's the thing about the pure looking ones. They are always the freakiest.
It doesn't help that that one reminds me of KDF's waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672784
I ain't got nothing wrong with a link s wolfu, and besides she looks lovely. The kind of girl you can take out to a nice dinner meal and end the night with a pure kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672784
Anon, my waifu's interests have no bearing on what that other girl is like. Other anon can imagine her however he wants to imagine her, you leave my waifu out of this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672784
Way to kill my boner friend.

[Anonymous No.]

What species would be best for some pathetic anon that's afraid of the dark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672765
So basically Quelaag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672800
Chochin Obake is a living fleshlight I mean night light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672800
A big spooky ghost!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672800
Atlach Nacha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672764
>tfw your doppelgänger daughterus will never play this trick on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672804
>instead of fighting her you're dating her and taking care of her sister
>in a sick way this is not unlike a family
>asshole chosen undead relentlessly coming for your family's souls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672796
You got a point man. I like the idea she'd be atleast similar to me, but at the same time I like the idea she's some super dominatrix who's into all kinds of kinky things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672800
An alp, you wimp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672800
Loli Wurm-chan in a barrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672807
>you can't be afraid of the dark if you're the thing to be afraid of

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672698
>Lilims have to have strong men to have lilims
But what makes a man strong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16670664
Iron and Flesh Swords
For any MG who is into fighting of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672823
What makes a man is it the power in his hand?
Is it his quest for glory?
Or is it the woman in his arms - just because she has big titties?
Or is it the way he fights every day?
No it's probably the titties~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672619
If I remember correctly, that goat wanted to get around EMG's "no sex" rule by getting doujins and reading them to her host while he jerks off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672826
What makes a man strong? His love for his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672823
Adderall, whiskey, and building your own deck.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think KC was trying to tell us something through Atlach Nacha? Maybe he was trying to tell us the dark fate of Lolicons.

[Anonymous No.]

Would makeup exist in monster society? Considering that all women would be 10/10 even without it and more than a few races have natural makeup. Would there be anyone buying it? And why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672848
Good, let the lolicons stay in a dark hole with their waifu so I don't have to worry for my daughteru when she is growing up.
She needs a childhood friend to love, not some old man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672883
Someday they'll find a cure for fat old faceless man syndrome. Someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672876
Some would still exist.

Personally I'm a massive sucker for some red makeup around the eyes like in this image. I'd do whatever a monster girl wearing that asked me to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672883
Good man. You know what you're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672876
Foxes buy it for the Ara Ara factor. And this >>16672887 lipstick is pure sex and I like to imagine Kraken's having it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672876
Yes and probably because they want to change how they look. A different shade of eye-liner or something like that. It wouldn't be the 'cover up every imperfection' mind-set human women have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672876
Why not? It's not always about looking better. Sometimes women just like to wear a different color. And lipstick is top tier. >>16672892 on a Kraken, now that's just fine taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672876
I'm a sucker for mascara and eye liner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672892
>>16672902
And now I want a demon to leave lipstick marks all over my dick.
I don't know why but the idea of lipstick smear over my dick just makes me rock hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672848
Before her all the lolis had been tame and mostly gentle
He just wanted to give an option for the most depraved of lolicons

>>16672887
Part of what makes Atlach-Nachas so great is their natural red eye shadows
Men are subconsciously attracted to girls with colors just like birds are

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672914
Lipstick marks are top tier especially for demons. That's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672918
Atlach Nachas already got a part of my heart. And the eye shadow is pure sex.

I ain't a lolicon though.

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>>16672914
>she changes her lipstick after every orgasm
>your dick now looks like a rainbow

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>>16672823
I wonder if Selene is the type to turn obsessive over a man if he manages to hold his own against her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672918
I won't deny that eye shadow is part of why I love Atlach-Nacha so much.

That and their personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672926
>Demon Waifu downs six doppelganger potions and wears a different color of the rainbow on each clone.
>By the end of the night your dick and balls are technicolor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672926
Joke's on her, that only turns me on more.
Would she clean me dick using her mouth afterwards or just use her hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672935
>>16672926
Demons are too lewd.

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>>16672876
It's be a niche market but yes
If something can even remotely improve sex monster girls will be onto it in no time

I'm sure Dark Mages spend a lot of time making their own make-up

>>16672892
If an onee-san type monster girl wearing dark lipstick asked me out I'd marry her on the spot

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>>16672933
A man of classy and refined taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672926
I was thinking about this before with a harem of monster girls.

Each one using a different color of lipstick as a way of marking their territory and showing which one was them.

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>>16672942
She'd give you a kiss on your mouth with that purple lipstick. Can you handle that kind of marking?

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>>16672939
That's why we love 'em.
Also because they're cute, sexy, lovely, caring, excellent cuddlers, excellent listeners, their goofy laughing is angelic and I think I just went on a tangent about my waifu and how much I love her.

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>>16672949
It's ok Demonfag. It's natural to be like that about your waifu.

She sounds beautiful and perfect for you, I hope you see her soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672935
>implying her doppelgangers won't be teasing your nipples, giving your neck, ears, and abs playful nips and making out with your mouth
Lad, much more than your genitals will be technicolor after that night.

>>16672937
If you spunk enough that your entire dick is covered in spirit energy, she'd do both. She'd use her hands to scoop up the volumes of sticky white stuff on your stretchy meat and tease it past her lips until you're hard again. Then she'd use her mouth: a tight vacuum seal around your shaft, under the pretext of "cleaning it thoroughly", with her tongue wrapping around it to get rid of those "persistent stains". It's all too much for a mortal man to endure, and she'll have to repeat the exercise until you're drained.

Your single Ghoul neighbour is watching from the window, taking notes while masturbating.

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>>16672954
I ain't usually into doppel ganger potions. But hot damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672923
>>16672933
>>16672945
Would you make an Atlach-Nacha wear red lipstick to match her eye shadow?
She will most likely call you all kinds of names for making her wear but it's worth it

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>>16672953
Do you think our waifus would be embarrassed about us gushing over them so much?

>>16672954
Now the question is, would she be smug enough to make me to to work with all those stains under my clothes?

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>>16672962
Hell yeah. And the insults are what make it better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672963
No demonfag. You of all people should know they'd get aroused. Every horny waifu brings us closer to the portals believe me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672968
So would you want a tall curvy Atlach-Nacha in seductive makeup to make you cum over and over while insulting you and calling you all sorts of names? If you're a good little slut she'll let you sully her pussy with your seed.
Keep in mind that she's also big into aftercare and will cuddle you relentlessly and assure you that she only insults you because it gets both of you off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672969
I'm talking about if they were here anon.
Do you think that if I gushed about my waifu's cute snorting laugh that she'd get embarrassed?

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>>16672930
I think she would have a set number of tests.
>1, fight male, If he can hold his own, he passes
>2. lilim aura, the longer he can resist becoming a slobbering wreck, the better
>3. seconded fight this time with some of her power unrestrained
After that Selene will start getting heated about a man, or at least thats what I think.

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>>16672963
Of course she would! Your male coworkers wouldn't notice a thing, although the MGs would either shoot you knowing grins or blush and be incredibly awkward when talking to you. One married colleague later writes to your wife asking for tips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672978
Well that would be awkward considering that my fantasies always have me as a high school teacher in MGC.

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>>16672968
She might forcefully kiss you all over to brand you as the filthy, disgusting pervert you are
Good luck calming her down while she unleashes a flurry of kisses on you and furiously rides your dick

>>16672970
Mature Atlach-Nacha's are too scary
I can handle a loli degrading me and treating me like a worthless piece of meat, but if a tall, stacked one treated me like this I'd suffer a deep depression and become her broken semen faucet

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>>16672993
Even if she showers you in affection and love afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672291
every shade of love rainbow.

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>>16672997
Do you realize how much semen is required to negate a big Atlach-Nacha's venom?
She is probably able to show love and affection even while under her venom's influence but she won't be telling sweet words to regenerate me from all the previous vocal abuse
I'd develop blank eyes within a day and become and vegetable within a week

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>>16672210
I would fuck her for a week strait if she got one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672709
My Great-grandfathers family name was Hero on native language.

[Anonymous No.]

>Grr!
And I beheld a beast with two horns, and upon the beast was the cloak of a maiden, but in the heart of the beast was the lust of a harlot, and from her loins issued forth a scent of wicked intercourse that drove men to sin.

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>>16673036
How shameless must a girl be for her to walk around with her large horns exposed?
She is practically asking for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673042
Take her by the horns and forcefully pet her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673036
I should read my bible more often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673050
I'm falling for your shit again paladin-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673057
All according to plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673060
If your plan was to make me find a demon and love it, sure I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673065
Is it really worth it to betray your creator God for mere sinful walls of flesh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673070
You can't betray that which you never swore fealty to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673070
Considering I have never felt the light nor the guidens of God, I see no reson to not betray them a wonderful demon to let me indulge in the sin of flesh as much as much as want.

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>>16673077
>All those lonely angel girls sitting in heaven waiting to have a righteous husband come up from below to spend eternity with
>They start getting cattier with each other as the competition gets more fierce
>The rate of angels falling starts increasing exponentially
Look what you're contributing to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673073
It would be really fun to have a bonnet tipper lizard girl try to hit on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673084
They'll be happier down here.

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>>16673086
>Greetings m'sir, it is not my goal to hinder you but could you spare some of your precious time to inquire about love

>>16673087
Angels are meant to lead meaningful lives in the name of the Chief God
Only a madman would think they they are happier leading lives of constant heresy and sins under the name of a fallen god

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>>16673108
>Only a madman would think they they are happier leading lives of constant heresy and sins under the name of a fallen god
A woman chooses. A slave obeys. Would you kindly enjoy yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

How is a Dorome's husband supposed to live a normal life when he's covered from head to toe in mud all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673108
I would probably pity-fuck her. As long as she isn't an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673112
>They are forced to masturbate
God damn I want to see that.

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>>16673116
Why lead a normal life when you can spend all your time relaxing and doing lewd things in comfy mud?
Doromes know what's best for their man

>>16673119
But then she is going to shitpost on the internet about how men aren't interested in marrying gentlewomen like her
She is going to blame this cum and dump on the rapey species yet again

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>>16673124
What if I have to go shopping?

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>>16673116
Step 1: Get a fat man suit to wear over the mud
Step 2: Get into management for a fertilizer company
Step 3: Freak people out by appearing to be a mud monster in a suit
Step 4: ????
Step 5: Profit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673108
>m'sir
Oh god the thought of a Monster Girl neckbeard equivalent is funny. What species would be the most spaghetti spilling, fedora tippingest neckbeard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673124
So no matter what, she's not going to get any better? Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673131
>Mr. Mudmans Beauty Clay. 100% Guaranteed effect. If I wouldn't trust my product, why am I covered in it around the clock?

Would housewife MGs sit all day on sofa and watch shopping tv while waiting their husbands from work?

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>>16673146
Not all day, they'd do that once all of their chores are done and before they need to make dinner. They can sometimes find some real steals on exciting bedroom tools watching those shows.

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>>16673133
Species who don't rape nor seduce/bait
So basically all the fighter species and some of the haughty ones

>>16673138
She can get better if you date or marry her
She just needs time with a man to learn that we aren't all sluts who cum for whoever rapes us

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>>16673146
I mean, wouldn't that depend entirely on the individual and their species? If watching the shopping network all day is their hobby, than sure, they'd be all over that.

Personally, I would expect to one day return home to my Gremlinfu, only to find half my house missing, mysterious purple goo dotting the neighborhood, and hamsters flying in the air.

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>>16673146
Sounds like something my housewaifu would have in the background while going about the day.

Not sure why a Salamander would need a heating blanket, even if it was on sale

[Anonymous No.]

Barb managed to improve Kanna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673187
In case she catches a cold, which mamomo mana would make into a sensation of being very cold until someone of the opposite sex cuddles you. This also cures it after three days.

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>>16673194
Then I'd have to cuddle her on the couch all day and make her soup 'til she feels better then,
Cuddling so hard she ignites.

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>>16673192
>scales and fluff
This is heresy but it's cute heresy.

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>>16673182
A Dorome housewife would probably spend her days in the bathtub, gazing at the ceiling and waiting for her husband
Maybe one day she will learn to clean and cook

>>16673192
Now no one can argue that she is not for lewd

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>>16673209
Nah, scales aren't heresy as long as it's a modernt amount. So having scales on arms/legs is totally fine, having them on the chest is a bit much but still okay in some cases. And scales on the face is only okay if it's on the cheek like Miia, otherwise it's heresy.

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>>16673182
I'll admit I had the red-haired Demon of Al Bundy in my mind when I asked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673220
Some scales on the back are also nice and cheek scales are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673194
>>16673203
Sick monster girls are the cutest
Don't forget to change her moist towel every few hours or so

I'm not sure about how I feel regarding all diseases getting cured by a good dicking in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673244
Well, getting sick would be a bane of freshly turned MGs in denial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673220
I quite like some scales on the side of the girl's upper body that may or may not extend to parts of her back.

It looks great with a bit on the cheeks like miia has for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673251
I'd love to be a medical doctor for freshly turnerd MGs
The face they'll make when I precribe them 3 daily creampie will be great

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>>16673276
On the cheek is great, it adds to the whole "monster" part of monter girl.
Upper body would probably be great too, but I feel like ">Scale boobs" would be a thing. How would it feel like getting a tit job from them?

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>>16673294
but I feel like ">Scale boobs" would be a thing. How would it feel like getting a tit job from them?
I was mostly thinking power back/sides and not close to the breasts, scale boobs would feel weird.

[Anonymous No.]

I want all my troubles to go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673192
>Barb drawing Best Daughteru
>Now with extra dragon-ness
SUBARASHI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673300
On the back is nice. There is nothing wrong there. It fits better on a dragon or someone who has monster parts there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673305
I woke up from a dream that had starved and hurt monster girls. Even in dreams life is sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673319
they are starved for your love

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673319
That doesn't make me feel any better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673326
Have some hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673339
I'd rather jump into an Alraune or a Matango for a more permanent release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673326
It was pretty weird to watch someone trying to kill a cute, tired salamander while another girl was hidding in the corner. No worries though, I killed the guy by bashing his head with a plank of wood.

[Anonymous No.]

I still like the idea of living arrmour ambush a guy and then eguip herself on him

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673194
I want to take care of a sick yeti so the tables have turned and she needs my hugs to stop her chills

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673351
You can choose from a much larger group though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673363
Just let it end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673358
But that's rape
Living Armors would never rape their soon-to-be owner

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673358
It would be really weird if she tries to do lewd things to him while equipped. And would she stay on him 24/7 forcing him to sleep in her? I bet she would make it so it's comfy inside o her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673339
CC dragon boss would be the best.
Wonder how she'd handle me doing a work from home day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673358
But how does he use the bathroom?

[Anonymous No.]

Lewd alien demons that are eager to have your babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673386
>those hearts
They actually did it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673386
Where is that from?
Is it hentai or just a normal manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673392
He fucks space poon all the time due to his drive to preserve his species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673397
>filename
>art style
Lurk moar

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>>16673386
1 in 4.8 billions chance
I'd like a monster girl who has similar odds of getting pregnant

I mean who wouldn't want to grind everyday to get the most precious of loot?
At least it would give a meaning and goal to our lives

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673408
What is that? A undead dragon lilim vampite baphomet pharaoh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673413
Probably Lich too. But they can boost their chances by taking a fuck ton of their fertility potions. If they are really good they might get a 1 in 845 million chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673413
I want a vampire whose so far down her line's ranking that she is regulated to guard duty because she won't take the head ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673413
Yeah something like that

Assuming you have sex with your Dragon wife 3 times a day and it takes her on average 200 years to get pregnant that's still only a 1/200 000 chance
Humans have a 5/100 chance if I'm not mistaken

Do you have an idea of your waifu's odds of getting pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673440
if the nature prevents it, we have the science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673408
>>16673440
If you're not adverse to tentacles as marital aids, there's always the Treasured Child Tree option.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_II#Tentacle_Forest

>Huge trees in the deepest part of a tentacle forest that tower to the extent that one must look up at them. Or rather, they look like trees, but in actuality, they're mostly aggregations of many tentacles that became like an enormous tree by becoming entwined together. Upon closer inspection, one can tell that the surface is wriggling. These are what the married couples aiming for the deepest part of the forest are truly after. The tentacles around these tentacles are mostly docile in spite of it being deep within the forest, and they just surround the couple from a distance as if to praise them for arriving in the deepest part, otherwise doing nothing.

>When a couple arrives at the base of one of these huge trees, it will extend just one of its thick tentacles towards the wife's mouth. When the wife takes that tentacle inside her mouth, it will release mucous that's so sticky and hot that nothing released by other tentacles can compare to it. After ingesting this mucous, the wife's stomach, or rather, womb will grow hot. This is because her womb will enter an active state due to the mucous. If she has sex with her husband in this state and receives semen in her womb, she will definitely be able to conceive a child.

>This is the reason why man and monster couples will keep challenging these forests no matter how many times they are forcibly sent back to the entrance. As far as monsters are concerned, conceiving a child, which is the crystallization of the love they share with their husband, is the greatest happiness as a female, and one of the most important meanings of life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673448
I don't know man
It's just not the same without the grind

>>16673451
The tentacle forest is nice if you need a surefire way to get pregnant but it kind of remove the magic of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673451
Did KC ever give a reson why monster girls with flying/magic just don't fly over and get it super easy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673481
Shut up Frodo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673498
Is it time to return the ring to lady Sauron?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673520
It's funny because Annatar, the name Sauron used when he was pretending to be a good guy, is extremely feminine, -tar being a suffix used to denote a female counterpart of a male title in my language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673526
That's pretty good.
Time to bring the ring to Sauron!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673533
I am now reminded of all the Morgoth x Sauron yaoi I've seen on /tv/.
On second thought let's not take the ring to Mordor it is a rather silly place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673541
Yeah.....
Eh, I'll throw it in a lake somewhere and then go hit up one of the dwarven holds.

Should be a good time.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of Mordor, a sequel to Shadow of Mordor is coming out. More P'Orcs nemesis hi-jinks when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673440
I remember doing the math and it would take me around 4500 creampies to impregnate my dragon, at least in my head.
I really think 200 years is too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673481
I can give you a magical reason.
The tentacles shoot cum at the flying unit, making her wings sticky and her body heavy. After she falls into the forest along with her husband, they are raped over and over again.
For magical people the scent and look are too strong, they can't concentrate and the same thing happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16672883
>She needs a childhood friend to love
But anon, childhood friends never win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673577
Don't you dare make my daughteru sad.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a step above dragon boss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673592
Dragon president.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673592
Dragon CEO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673592
CC Dragon CEO

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673592
CEO Wurm Wurmsson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673600
Better make that Wurm Wurmsdottir, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673600
Wurm get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673605
Don't be racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673559
I'm curious to see what those calculations were

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673615
Time that took me to start thinking about daughteru and times of faps per day including weekends and some holidays.
Though on MGE it would probably be higher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673592
Dragon bosses mother, who would disappointing in her daughter drooling at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673642
The matriarch sounds scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673574
It would be kinda funny to see a dragon with her husband on her back flying over the tentacle forest thinking they beat it no problem. But the pheromones and scent makes her a bit slow to react and see her surroundings. Suddenly the tentacles shoot their magical cum at her, to slow to react she is made so heavy and her wings so slow that they fall to their demise. Of course the tentacles catches them no problem, and don't let any harm come to them. Once they catch the couple, the tentacles drown their bodies in aphrodisiac, One tentacle forcing it's way in to the dragons mouth and make her drink the aphrodisiac. After that they just help them fuck until they both pass out.

And that's not even going in to magic users.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673672
That's what I see it happening too. It would be the best to go with a wyvern or something or training a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if you were a regular person you wouldn't even survive foreplay a MG as powerful as a Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673692
And that is when we all say mambo jambo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673692
Well, I'd rather date a nice basiliisk, grapesnake, or a manticore really.

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't there be love and understanding between us all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673692
Whatever anon, I don't even like dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673710
Because that would be boring as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673717
I'd rather be bored, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673192
She's now fluffy and thicc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673692
Their rape is gentle though, mge girls aren't rough and even the ones that are make it feel good.

Not that it bothers me either way, my favourite girl isn't all that strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673729
Thick is the natural state of lolis.
As it should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673746
Tell that to the sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>Day 457
>I though some guy walked into my pier and I got dressed nice to seduce him
>It was just a damn kid wanting to fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673778
Such is life in the wild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673778
Great. Just pure greatness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673787
Truly, the cruelty of fate knows no bounds to swamp hobos

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673778
CC Dark Mage enters the scene!
What an old frump.
An old frump with great legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673807
This is the fate she suffers for living in a hot and humid swamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673778
is that a shark under the pier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673625
So you're basing it on feelings and emotions?
I mean there is no wrong way to about it but I prefer a flat odd that varies depending on the species and individual characteristics along with outside influences (fertility drugs, dense mana, etc...)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673815
Great for moisturizing, bad for boy-hunting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673818
Even though she's scaring off the fish, she's waiting for lunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673833
What's the point of perfect skin from swamp bog baths if no boys ever visit the swamp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673592
I'm not sure. But if definitely make her a new cup of coffee since she's seemed to have spoilt that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673839
She'll catch one. One day. Even if she has to resort to dastardly, wicked witch like plans. She'll get that boy she's had her eye on! And by that boy she means any boy, really, any boy at all, please won't some boy just visit her swamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673847
I mean I'd end up in the swamp sooner or later to learn Pyromancy, how about me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673847
Dark Mages need better real estate agents.
And seeing how many people like CCs it's a surprise she can't find a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673832
No, It's just pure amount of times that I came. Holidays and shit because I fap more on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673642
What would the dragon boss's mother look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673851
Yeah! She definitely knows what that is, just give her a second.
PLAY IT COOL JANET JUST TEACH HIM SOME SHITTY FIREBLAST SPELL DONT LET HIM KNOW YOU ONLY KNOW SEX MAGIC
You're good dude. Prepare your swamp pyrimanny journey!
>>16673852
It's the riddle of CCs. The more CC they are, the more CC lovers love them. But that also means they have to be that much harder to get laid, to maintain their CCness. It's all quite complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673869
>Dark Mage doesn't know Pyromancy
Shame, that. Maybe we'll be good neighbors then, I'd still need those swamp gasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673859
8ft CC in a expensive with Glasses that block here eyes so she can dramatically take them of and frighten people.
Also has a walking stick for style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673869
It's no wonder that they never get love then

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673192 easily the most believable dragon girl design this anime could ever afford to look at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673891
I mean, Lucoa is actually perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673916
Lucoa a shit, /ss/ a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673916
True statement

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673918
Don't call my onee san shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673921
Look at thos boooooooooobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673928
Your onee-san a hottie, brother-in-law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673945
Lucoa is a real hottie and a cutie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673918
Lucoa's design is nice but I fully agree with /ss/ being shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673921
I really, really like Cerea and there is absolutely no place one can express that without getting blasted or ridiculed
monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673950
Eh I don't mind /ss/ stuff. I don't see the big deal about it but that's just my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

Pampered Dragon vs delinquent. Discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673952
I ain't a fan of that kind of pussy but she's still really cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673955
He looks like a fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673916 the perfect japanese misrepresentation of a mayan god

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673955
I'd pamper my Jabberwock Onee san!

Although haughtiness outways delinquents so she wins everytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673964
The ducks in his jammies represent unbridled sexual virility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673964
Define fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673964
There's a lot of art of him with that dragon, he looks like a fag in all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673971
Like one earring, has a ponytail with shaved sideburns under a skunktop fag
Like actually has sucked a cock or so

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673965
Ayo mang she got big tiddes

But seriously she's a goddess of beauty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673964
No shit he does. If it ain't white it ain't right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673974
I ain't ganna judge a man for that, he does him. But I'd definitely never do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673973
He might be a fag, but he is a fag with a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673977
Aint got nothing to do with that
>>16673979
I'm a bit leery of self insert in waifu art in general
While not a definitive rule, it just usually seems to scream 'insecurity'
No offense to our residents, of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673983
That's all that matters. Alot of us may be fags, but we're fags with a monster girl we love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673986
I'd feel pretty uncomfortable with seeing my waifu with a man who doesn't look like me. So it's understandable in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673990
>Not a guy with a suit and morphsuit

[Anonymous No.]

Ganna give a Mershark leg potions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673986
Yeah, I know they probably think it's sweet but in my opinion it ruins the image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673974
>has a ponytail with shaved sideburns under a skunktop
Wait a minute, how the fuck does that work anyway? That actually doesn't make sense, you wouldn't have enough hair to have a ponytail that long. And if you did and just kept it only on the back it would like fucking rancid and horrendous whenever your ponytail was out.
Wait hello? How is this a thing? Is he secretly a Kejo in disguise? Hair doesn't work like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674002
Yeah I'd just prefer to have my waifu alone. That's if I actually ever did a commission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674003
Arielwigglinghertoes.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674005
M U L L E T

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673955
Looks like the kid from Treasure Planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674004
I just feel like its nice to have it be a standalone shot so you can share it with others without it being too jarring or like someone else said making others seem like their favorite girl is with another man. So agreed.
>>16674002
Shots with Anonymous are fine though, I don't really have a problem with those. Anon's cool in my book when you just need a guy in the shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674014
Space Jim Hopkins who totally ended up banging his mom in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674013
>Vomiting intensifies
Ye gods, call the Kraken nurse, I'm gonna be sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674025
There's nothing wrong with mullets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674025
Want some flayers?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder, would you want marks on your body to show your contracted to a demon or spirit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674031
Now I ain't no prancy hoighty toighty cityboy or nothin, farthest from it you could imagine
But mullets are absolutely disgusting and an affront to male hair, especially at the kind of lengths one would be in that image
If you're gonna grow your hair out fine, go for it, but 'business in the front party in the back' is just repulsive
>>16674040
A flay is fine too

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>>16674040

[Anonymous No.]

A new wife commission finished. 1/4 from this artist.
Really excited to see them all finished. http://i.imgur.com/G7y5GJz.png
Seems like new art comes in bulk pretty often. Probably because around the weekends people have time to work on stuff.

Also new art from twitter
http://twitter.com/yukkurinakazu/status/838367653139902465

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674042
Guy really needs to drop some weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674044
Mullets are good enough for Lt. Pliskin, they're good enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674042
Sure. I would have neat waves to show off my Spirit Companion, Stargazer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674045
I should try drawing a flayer some time. I got so many of them from latenight I feel like I should give some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674042
Who actually did this picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674045
Latenight should draw more massive Flayer calcium cannons.
>>16674047
What can Gazer crush with her yuge thighs?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take my Kobold waifu and my Kobold daughteru to the park! We'd wait for a nice sunny day and pack a picnic basket full of sandwiches and fruit and snacks and drinks. When we get there my daughteru would excitedly head for the play equipment while her mother and I find a nice spot on a small hill to set up our picnic blanket.

Once our daughteru gets comes to find us again, I'd toss a tennis ball around and let the puppies chase after it and bring it back to me for pats on the head and getting called good girls! As the game degenerates we'd all probably start playfully wrestling each other in the grass until we're tired and panting and hungry. After we finish eating our lunch, we'd all lay back, cuddled up together on our picnic blanket in the warm sun to watch the clouds go by way up above us!

It'd be a comfy day.

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>>16674064
Quicksilver pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674064
Sounds comfy. Could use a warm day out here where I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674067
he's fine for now, this was an innocent post. The cute stuff is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674064
Cute comfy post! Picnics are such classic but nice family outings.

I'd take my daughterus and waifu out to the dunes for a picnic to show them hot to cook food in the sand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674064
I want to steal that tennis ball and run away. Your day will be ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674042
Is this a Jojo reference or something? I mean it kinda looks bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674060
No clue. I got it from the last time it was posted here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674080
That sounds like a nice time anon.

>>16674081
That isn't very nice anon. We'd be silly if we didn't bring extra tennis balls though, so the joke is on you.

[Anonymous No.]

Chubby kobolds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674087
I would be silly of me to not bring my waifu to steal the whole tennis bag as you are distracted with me. Say goodbye to your peaceful day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674087
I love this level or preparation only a BDSM lifestyle can embed in a person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674093
Are for playing fetch with and giving belly rubs!

>>16674095
Maybe he could cheer his daughteru up with a game of tag? Or hide and seek?

Also question to Kobald Cuddler, does your waifu enjoy tennis aswell?

[Anonymous No.]

It's Monday so I started to wonder... What do maids do when the chores are done but master's not back from work yet? What about households with both Kiki and Shog living together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674109
I'm certain they do quaint, dainty things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674061
My face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674109
>What do maids do when the chores are done but master's not back from work yet?
Masturbate and sniff something that belongs to mastah.
>What about households with both Kiki and Shog living together?
Maybe they both have a cup of tea and play cards or catch up on their favourite tv shows.

That or talk about new ways they could please their master in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674109
Tea parties and paddy cake. Also sniffing mastah's briefs while shouting how much they hate but love mastah

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674103
>Someone steals KDF's tennisball and runs off laughing
>KDF's daughteru looks up at him expectantly
>He pushes his glasses up with his middle finger and opens a backpack with neatly arranged organized items and objects one might need on a picnic
>tennisballs, frisbees, extra sandwiches, a ball gag, picnic blanket, gloves in case it's cold, band-aids
>"Remember family, always be prepared!"
>Cheers and hugs all around

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674109
I like to imagine mine watching tv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674083
It isn't. Though I can see why you would think that.
>>16674085
It's from a request on the /tg drawthread that i asked for.
I seem to collect art the thread frowns upon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674123
We ain't comin here for dudes, tee bee haytch

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674109
shog would replace items with herself
kiki would replace shog items with regular items

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674095
You are not a nice anon.

>>16674103
It always pays to be prepared anon, no matter the scenario.

>>16674107
My waifu enjoys playing fetch, but that and going on walks are basically the extent of her athletic interests. Seeing how passionate and hardworking our daughteru is about tennis brings her endless joy though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674129
I bet she'll go pro one day and make you real proud!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674118
Yes anon, that definitely sounds like me. Except the glasses though, I don't wear glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674118
Always come prepared for bullies. No matter who you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674107
Giving belly rubs and snacks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674132
Eh, shot in the dark. You'd wear them just for the dramatic scene. Just another part of being prepared.

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>>16674128
>Shog goes through a room touching things and turning them into Shog things
>Kiki dutifully following behind replacing Shog things with regular things she always buys extra of
>They both know the other does it but they've just settled into the routine by now
Coexistence!

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>>16674142
more like a looney tune cartoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674149
>Shog season! Kiki season! Shog season! Kiki season! Shog season! Kiki season!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674142
Cute! CUTE!

I wonder if Kiki is nice enough to let shoggoth feed mastah with shoggoth utensils. Or is that too far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674153
>Both turn to stare at you.
>Mastah season!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674142
Hopefully Kiki lets one or two items "accidently" slip under the radar. It's a love they share for master, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674131
If she decided to do that, her mother and I would support her with everything we have. We'd do that regardless, but still.

As I imagine it now though, she's still very young and clumsy, and very prone to getting distracted. When she'd be able to focus she'd do great, but otherwise she might not do very well most of the time. That just means that I'd get to help her train and practice more though!

>>16674138
Oh, Id definitely do something like that for a dramatic roleplaying scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674159
Oh god, prepare your pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674153
This needs a gif.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674156
Shog is allowed to use her utensils for feeding mastah, but Kiki is the one that draws mastah's bath and dries him off afterward.
Then its off to the great room where Kiki knits and Shog stands and stares at the both of them while mastah sips a brandy and reads.
Again, a routine they've all settled into, peaceful and unbroken...
...Until the Automaton meido shows up at the door one day and EVERYTHING gets thrown in the air! Coming this summer to the Meido Life channel: "Unexpected Maid Automaton!"

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>>16674167
These two would be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674114
Good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674163
That sounds really nice and I can imagine it would be really fun to do that with your daughteru. I can also imagine that if she ever got real good at it, she'd take a break from all the fame to come visit her parents in the secluded home they live in. Would she be welcomed with warm hugs and a nice dinner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674187
>come home to both your maids fighting gladiator style with brooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674201
>Would she be welcomed with warm hugs and a nice dinner?
The warmest and the nicest! All that and more too, that is if she ever decides to leave home.

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>>16674172
I wonder what goes on in that Shoggoth's mind as she's just stares? Is she thinking of eldritch horros so bad it could make a man insane and his eyes blind? Or maybe pure happy thoughts of a picnic with mastah? Or maybe mastah is the only thing on her mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674210
>mastah comes home
>"who made this mess?"
>now they are both depressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674216
Surely she's thinking of the Noot-Noots of her native land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674211
You gotta let them move on sometimes, Kobald Kuddler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674216
>...I turned the stove off, right? Don't wanna go check and look silly...

We'll never know what twisted thoughts eep in from beyond the veil of that barely present facade of a smiling face. Or at least that's what the Kiki always says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674225
>"The fire is real warm"
>"I want to move but I don't want to look awkward"
>"I wonder what mastah's hair currently smells of"
>"Oh I'll just check when he's asleep"

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>>16674225
>>16674232
>Kiki shooting glares at her the whole time while knitting, herself thinking of all kinds of horrors the abomination might unleash on her poor, defenseless mastah
>later that night they both catch each other sneaking down the hallway to try and check what mastah's hair smells like
>get into a slappy fight in the hallway whispering 'its my turn to sneak into mastah's room tonight!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674242
Having 2 maids is just too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a tubby kiki maid and a muscled kiki maid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674223
That's just, like, your opinion, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674260
One muscular and one tubby is a fantastic combination for many Monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674262
You're a very strange man. But still, if you want your daughteru to stay with you. That's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674223
Everytime you say Kobald I imagine a furless kobold and it hurts me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674267
That it is.
I want both those maids in tight fitting uniforms!
Even better if they're sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674268
I appreciate your understanding anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674267
One tubby is already too many fat fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674271
One to make protein filled dinner, one to make succulent deserts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674267
I can't see a tubby jinko tho
a strongfat one, yes, definitely

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674282
That's the spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674281
Yep.
One for ab licking and the other for tummy nuzzling.

>>16674282
Jinko maids would come in Very muscled and strongfat versions in this case.
put the strongfat version in a short skirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674125
I think it was more on the basis that it needs a redraw. I think the characters are okay but the style is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674287
Ganna lay on the tummy while the abs lay on me
A kiki sister mastah sandwich!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674297
The best.
Now the real question is if one sister is chesty while the other sports the wide hips and large rear.
It would be nice if the fit one was the busty one for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674301
Sounds fine. Better hope the other sister doesn't get too upset getting called a pear though during sisterly teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674305
She'll be fine.
Worst she could do is bake herself some cookies to munch on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674295
That's the thing.
everytime I request things and post them here, somebody always says "This needs a redraw"
It's a little annoying but art is a matter of preference so there's nothing I can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674270
It's a strange habit I have of saying Kobald. It's strange because everytime I swear I'm saying Kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't ever come home early unless you want to stumble upon your maid doing lewd stuff in the living room

[Anonymous No.]

I've never really been the kind of guy who wants to get tall and built. But the idea of my waifu's fawning over my body when I'm like that is really getting some part of my crotch pulsing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674331
Getting fit is one thing, but anon, you're a manlet for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674337
I'm a nerdy fit manlet skeleton. Not even my waifu can stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674337
B-But not with Mamono mana, r-right? I can't help it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674341
>>16674342
Manlets. When will we learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674343
Not even when a hakutaku teaches me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674331
You just feel better all the time too, in really basic ways. I highly recommend just going for it, eventually you come to love working out and you don't even have to go full /fit/ tier crazy about it, just do a bit of research and find a nice gym with helpful trainers.
Nothing bad comes from a strong body and a strong mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674347
>Hakutaku sensei pats anon on the head
>"Don't you see, anon? You're the perfect height!"
>anon's answer is muffled by Hakutaku sensei's hakutakus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674323
But what if I want to secretly record my housewaifu/maid doing lewd things to watch when I get bored at work.

[Anonymous No.]

Would an Automaton maid mount her cleaning items on weapon racks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674354
Awww, hakutaku loves her student no matter how tall he is or how he looks. That's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674354
I may not grow, but Hakutakus are growing on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674367
Hakutakus are very cute. Like a very sophisticated Holstaur, and they're extremely smart to boot.
It's hard not to imagine them as fulfilling a CC archetype though, which I don't want to. What would a confident, almost teasing-like Hakutaku private tutor be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674374
I want a shortstack, hakutaku CC teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674374
I like to think of Hakutakus as girls that know how much you like them, but keep teasing until you make the first move. There is also the strict and femdom type of Takus which would be common maongst the private tutors.

You also have the slutty ones that teaches sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674377
I like that first type. Like she anticipates every move you're going to make and nods smiling when you finally work up the courage to confess to her like she knew it was coming soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674377
>I like to think of Hakutakus as girls that know how much you like them, but keep teasing until you make the first move
I love tanukus like that.

They would probably lean in to show you something and "accidentally" push their breasts against your back among other seemingly innocent mistakes. Throw in a lot of innuendo and maybe some more direct teasing at your reactions, a girl like that is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674377
>Mr. Anon, do you have any idea how long you stare at my breasts during private lectures?
>Well, it's certainly enough for me to notice. I also notice when you try and hide your salivation whenever I lean them over- like this- to give you a view down my blouse.
>Now, given that, one would anticipate that it would be even harder for you to prevent salivation if I were to, say, start unbuttoning said blouse... like this.
>Mr. Anon, you're aware I am a member of the Minotaur/Holstaur family, correct? And you are aware what that means when it comes to certain... traits that I possess, correct? Good.
>Now close your eyes and lean your head back. Time for a first-hand teaching experience...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674343
I wonder if DemonFag's favourite pass time is to walk up to random manlets with his waifu and pat them on the head saying "You're such a big boy!".

[Anonymous No.]

Do Hakutakus still give advice to other men on how to seduce their monstergirl of choice even after the Hakutaku themself is married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674408
If he did that to me I'd tell him to come down here and say it to my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674410
I think the married ones would do it moreso than the unmarried ones, the unmarried ones would want the sex for themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>started watching Soredemo Sekai wa Utsukushii
>imagined the heroine as a ryu
>show is 1000x better
Fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674412
Is that when a passing group of monster girls start laughing at you?

It's ok. It's ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674408
I'm not THAT sadistic. SHE might be, but I doubt it would be something she'd actively go out and do just in mean spirits.
Actually, shit, she may do that to me sometimes if I'm getting too pouty.
>>16674412
I wouldn't! Promise. Only in absolutely deserving scenarios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674408
Damn, I was looking for that shadow of the colossus image from latenight but couldn't find it. I would be like that, but with him and his waifu instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674425
Gordammit I'm not a giant, knack it off already!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to carry loli Wurm-chan around in a barrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674425
Found it.

>>16674428
The bigger you are the harder you fall! I could probably hit you with paper planes too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674402
Nursing Haku handjob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674422
>I wouldn't!
What's that? I can't hear you all the way up there, take a knee or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674422
Nah. You say that but I bet you'd bully manlets like you did in your past. And I bet you'd even do it infront of their waifus.

Just kidding anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674431
A barrel. That's strangely specific.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674441
She'd be my barrel of loli Wurm-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674402
Best cows.
>the only lewd hakutaku image out there is yuri
Damn shame, I can't fap like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674443
Dammit Wurmborn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674446
You know what you could do? Kidnap one of Salliefag's daughterus and demand more lewds of cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674432
CEASE! I'd say my demonfu would stop you, but she'd probably just laugh and join in.
>>16674436
Look, I don't care if you're throwing me lobs, I ain't swingin'. Even if I am proud of you for managing to throw them up high enough for me to notice, HEYOO
>>16674440
"Bully" is a strong word.
>I bet you'd do it in front of their waifus
Blasphemous. I'd definitely get bullied myself for it by my own if she found out. You ever been kicked in the shins by a nearly ten foot tall Demon in stilettos? Not a fun experience. Not at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674451
anon pls, kidnapping is no

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674453
>spoiler
I'm sorry that one just went over my head, can't you try some more low-brow humor?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to nap and not pay attention in class simply so she can call on me to answer a question just so I can give a correct response and ace all my tests.

I want to frustrate her to no end because i don't pay attention but also aren't failing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674453
>She'd probably laugh and join it
That's it. I'm getting a laser pointer and something to poke you and your waifu with. The air planes will come later.
Who knows? After I take you two down I might become bigger.

>>16674455
Hide and seek maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674451
I have standards, daugteru kidnapping isn't my style.

I guess I'll just fap to regular holsts and pretend they're hakutakus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674456
Hohoho, very nice. Maybe I'll make an exception and let you come in the castle for a while, we can ignore the 'You must be this tall to enter' sign.
>>16674465
I don't think that's how it works. Believe me, people have tried.
Eat more spinach and peanut butter. Apparently I absolutely inhaled the stuff when I was just a wee lad.

[Anonymous No.]

Now for a tough question.
What would a hakutaku gym teacher look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674469
>we can ignore the 'You must be this tall to enter' sign.
I'd need a ladder to read it so I'd mostly likely walk in anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674471
>muscle haku
oh my

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674471
The chubby out-of-shape CC who wears the tracksuit and just sits in her chair while barking out exercises

Massive tits tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674469
Spinach is meh and I hate peanuts. I'll just climb on my waifu's shoulders and be done with it.

>>16674478
I never understood this. Like, why are they fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674473
Well, just listen to the nice Imp attendant, she'll direct you to the chairs with a booster-seat at the end of the table. We'll make extra room for your waifu as well.
Ya got spunk, I'll give ya that.
>>16674480
See there you go. As always, Monstergirls fix all things. You're only as short as she's able to carry you on high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674477
That sounds nice.
Especially if she still has the glasses.

>>16674478
I want to slack off in my running so she has to take direct action.

>>16674480
The sterotype comes from althletes/coaches who take the teaching job for increased pay and typically just watch the kids during class.

The overweight part comes in because many of those teachers are former athletes themselves who eventually stopped and either never adjusted their diets to a sedentary lifestyle or because an injury prevents them from working out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674471
>slightly less muscles than a minotaur
>tracksuit unzipped enough just to show off her massive tits
>no glasses
>hair tied back into a long pony tail
I'd fuck a hakutaku like that until my dick gave out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674478
she's very strict about stretching
always keeps the students stretching for half the class

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673577
Tell that to my Demon waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674482
>We'll make extra room for your waifu as well.
I'm not totally sure you want to invite her for a formal meal, she's got no manners and utensils melt in her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674484
Well, I'm certain she would like a workout like that.
Would you have her pressed against the wall with her rear facing you while you pound in or would she be going cowgirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674485
I'd hate to be the guy she makes stay afterschool so she can do person stretching tutoring with him. I mean who wants to stay the afternoon at school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674490
We get all sorts of crazy rabble that come through, don't sweat it. I'm curious now though, what species is that?
>>16674488
The most child-friendiest of childhoodfriends, that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674499
>what species
Black Dragon. Yeah, that's right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674422
>Demon walks over in loose, revealing clothing and bends over to pat your 'manlet', praising how big boy you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674502
Aah, I think I vaguely remember her from a conversation some time ago. That wouldn't be the one out on a campaign of her own to make the world more accepting of her kind for her future children, would it? Total shot in the dark from a half-formed memory. In any case, still welcome provided she wishes to join.
>>16674504
Hrgk, such a foul and very effective temptress...
What did I tell you people about giving Demons ideas about sexual things?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674502
>Lemon Black Dragon
Black dragons are the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674491
>Would you have her pressed against the wall with her rear facing you while you pound in or would she be going cowgirl?
A bit of both.

Standing sex in the storage room where there's not enough room to lay down and cowgirl when we meet at an out of town love hotel on the weekends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674507
>That wouldn't be the one out on a campaign of her own to make the world more accepting of her kind for her future children, would it?
I mean she's got her own little nation that's supposed to be a happy place for the children of her and her friends, but I wouldn't say she's trying to change the world. The outside is more of a resource pool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674513
Nice.
Would you let her show you all the trophies she had from the 'good old days'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674514
Well, there ya go, a half-formed memory like I said.
>I wouldn't say she's trying to change the world. The outside is more of a resource pool
I like her already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674516
She can be as charming as a sock full of coins in a dark alley.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674515
Of course, always nice to know about a girl's past.

And now I'm thinking about her sneaking alcohol back to the hotel resulting in a bit of a tipsy rough and tumble on the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674521
Well, she does have medals from wrestling...would you like to give her a try?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674523
Foxes in Thigh-highs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674520
That doesn't sound very charming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674530
Thats nice miss student principle but I'm talking about the hakutaku gym teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach a group of little Kikis to sing so they can fill my house with sweet music all day long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674520
Hoho, I understood that reference. I think. Well still, just as welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0bOH8ABpco

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674535
I whistle songs a lot, so I'm sure that if a bunch of little kikis spotted me they would chirp along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674432
What is happening in this image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674531
She's not a fine lady.
>>16674537
I'm not sure it's supposed to be a reference myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674523
Wrestle sex best sex.

No way in hell I could beat a muscle cow but it would make her feel like she was back on the wrestling team and bring a smile to her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674548
That it would, even if she's past her prime.
Then again... you know what they say about a finely aged steak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674545
Anon is about to tame a Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674545
Anon climbing his now huge fluffy dragon waifu while whistling SotC music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674547
She might not be a fine lady, but she a cute. Make sure to kiss and drink her acid while also giving her pats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674551
>>16674552
This anon guy is quite the man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674556
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674555
Will do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674549
It goes great with wine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674543
Not that kind of song, happy songs that aren't from or like autistic musical crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674568
That it does.
ANd look at what she brought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674549
Finely aged steak is good.

That and getting pinned down by her would be a treat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674580
You can age a steak?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674580
That it would.

Conclusion, Muscle Hakutaku teachers are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674582
PSST. It's an allegory for the CC musclehaku laying beneath you in her bra and panties.
Where's that Eros Paladin of slaying density when you need him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674588
Muscle Haku? I like it.

>Eros Paladin of slaying density when you need him?

I think I know what this is. Although I wasn't paying attention when it was talked about. Didn't late night draw something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674451
WHO WANTS TO STEAL MY KIDS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674595
Why, in this very thread >>16666936

[Anonymous No.]

What invention is next for Gremmy-chan?

With her skill and technology. The possibilities are endless.

Better make another sex robot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674603
I-I don't get it. It's a Cupid and her helper going around and stopping harems?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674583
Any kind of hakutaku is great but the thought of this muscle one is something else entirely.
>>16674596
That almost sounds like an invite, careful how you word that kind of stuff or a Sabbath member might take you up on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674605
A flight pack for Automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674605
Maybe she can build an extendable arm so she can reach the crackers on the opposite side of he room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674613
The cutest gym teacher!
Not like that overweight orc!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674596
Who what? I don't know what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674611
Nah, he's a Paladin of Eros. He's helping dense boys realize the feelings of girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674613
This is why I draw thicc girls. My daughterus are gonna be big girls.
>>16674619
If you want a lewd cow, I can make one later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674623
Oh, so if dunce anon didn't understand that the Unagi Joro he's been talking to isn't getting really close because "she's a good friend" Eros and Cupid smack him with an arrow and they just start making out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674629
But who is lewder, mommacow or MILK cow?

[Anonymous No.]

Why settling for only one waifu is so hard? Can't even trim the list to top10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674629
He wants more smart cows, I want more daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674623
Id be real slow and friendly with a wolfu just to get her so pent up and loving until I'm attacked by them. Then she can release all that love on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674631
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674634
It's just different for some people. Personally I had a hard time settling down to my waifu, and once I did I realized I'd never trade her for the world. I still have top favourites and such.

[spoiled]Also I just like to imagine my top favourites are friends of my waifu[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

Another waifu commission finished recently! Although it took longer than I expected, I think it looks absolutely wonderful.

https://files.catbox.moe/ddfa07.png for if you want the full resolution. Although it's barely any bigger, it was just big enough to go over the image size limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674634
That's because the waifu hasn't settled for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674632
It's a mystery and I'm not looking into their closets. Only time will tell which one I lewd the hardest.
>>16674636
I can provide bovine breast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674631
The Cupid has her bow, the Paladin has a big, long, hard, thick two-hander that's dripping with Demon Silver which he uses to penetrate you to incite lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674644
That image is fucking beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674644
Your wife is extremely cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674644
Like I've said before. I absolutely adore dresses and robes, it's definitely what my waifu would wear. And it really fits the Anubis for many reasons.

It's a wonderful commission anon and your waifu is so beautiful. Such a lucky a guy you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674634
I know that feeling all too well.
>>16674644
She looks so happy, you're lucky to have such a cute waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674605

Video games. Then, complaining about video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674634
Of course I could just settle with comfy family life, which makes the choice must easier. White Horn

But I want to chase my ambitions and life goals, for what I feel more optimized, (if you allow such term to used in love and waifus), waifu would be more suitable. Someone who shares my ambitions, someone who pushes me forward, someone who challenges me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674649
>>16674651
>>16674655
>>16674658
Thanks guys, it makes me very happy that you all liked it. There will be a few more on the way soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674680
That's really nice to hear. I bet our waifu loves it aswell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674644
I this the face your waifu makes when she tramples you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674698
Not him, but anon pls. That's a pure Anubis, trampling is for the bedroom and I prefer if she had a much more disgusted look on her face. Or maybe an evil grin. I'd sample both and like both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674688
>our waifu
Hey, get your own! She's mine and mine only!

Seriously though, thanks again.

>>16674698
There ain't no trampling over here, just cuddlesex and lotus for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674703
Gentle femdom is the best. My waifu would have a serene, loving smile on her face as she inserted a braided tuft of her hair deep inside my penis.

You should try handholding penis trampling. It's where she leans forward onto your outstretched hands while stepping on your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674706
>our

Oh anon! I'm so sorry, please I made a typo I never meant to say that.

>cuddle sex and lotus

Good man. Nothing beats intimate Lotus sex with plenty of neckbites. Very lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674708
I'm not a degenerate or anything I swear! But I've always wanted to try my waifu tying me up, doing some sensory deprivation and then teases the end of my cock with the tip of her claw, slowly teasing the hole.

Handholding trampling is also something I'd try. And you're right, gentle femdom is top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674710
Lotus is the greatest position known to mankind. Although we do occasionally dabble in light bondage, roleplay, and breathplay, but that's once in a blue moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673192
Fucking nice. I love Kobayashi's, but the shitty cosplay-tier designs are one of my two hangups about the series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674719
Eh, the dyke dragon isn't that cosplay. Her tail is thick and she has wings when she's able to show them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674717
>spoiler

Oh such good taste! Light bondage is always nice and roleplay is aswell. I have so many scenarios in my head for me and my waifu's roleplay. Some vanilla and some not so vanilla. Not sure about that last one though, never considered it and never really intrested me, also kinda feels a little too dangerous for me. Although I'd be up to try it. But all that matters is you like it anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673192
>soft skin on the inner thigh
Yes for intercrural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674724
No, it's cosplay. Wings, tail, horns, that's it. It's all completely extraneous accessories, and some of them don't even have that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674726
Breathplay isn't for everyone, I admit, you just need to know your limits and be able to trust one another. Also, I'm not talking about choking each other into submission or anything super violent like that. I mean merciless throat fucking and facesitting, or blocking passageways with used underwear. Couple that stuff with a bit of sensory deprivation and some restraints, and you've got a great night on your hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674742
Remember to always have a safe word.

Such as "Tanuki"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674742
Well that was unexpected, but sounds hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674742
Oh of course anon! It takes a lot of trust, trust I put into my waifu. And it's acts like these that would be good to have a safe word.

And it kinda makes me relieved you were talking about a more lewd form of breathe play. Because for a second there I just imagine my waifu tightening my collar. I'd probably still give it a go but I can't guarantee I'd like it. Also it's kinda hard to say a safe word when you're being strangled.

>spoiler

To be honest, I've had this fantasy for a while. My waifu blindfolding me and gagging me, then using a sweaty pair of her used spats to hold over my nose. I would only be inhaling her scent until I'm addicted. So very top tier fetish you have there anon. Facesitting breatheplay also sounds interesting, my waifu doesn't have the fattest of butts but I imagine I could still make it work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674769
>my waifu doesn't have the fattest of butts
How do people survive without their waifu having a big phat booty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674782
Oh she has a nice pair of bongos alright. I ain't denying that, but it's not like she's got a huge ass. And I like that, my waifu's ass is perfect for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674789
Feh! But whatever makes you happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674782
https://i.imgur.com/2I9CjW8.png
Small butts are great too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674798
Hissssssss
Remove these flat butts from my premises!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674782
Big is best!
The bigger the better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674798
My waifu's ass would be a little bigger than that Anubis. But you're right, small butts still deserve love.

I'd still worship my waifu's ass no matter what size it was. Like I hope many other anons here would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674803
That's the ticket. Big, bouncy cabooses you can rest your drink on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674811
Yep!
I like it on my kikis
I like it on my dragons
I like it on my baphomets!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674803
Eh, I like them large. Big. Above average.
But no larger than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674798
I want to get bullied by an Anubis for cumming immediately when hotdogging her flat but!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674819
I have no such limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674816
Excellent choices. Wanna wake up from sleeping on my Demonfu's prize plump wide rump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674823
But you must have limits! Small butts are perfect for face sitting but if you have no limit then you'll be engulfed in phat ass! You won't come out until days later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674823
I do. My wife's overall figure is just as important, after all, and there's a point at which it just becomes freakish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674816
>Fat bottomed Kiki who enjoys sitting on her Master's lap after a hard day of work
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674802
Remove yourself and your awful taste from my reality. Small butts are great. When you hold a girl by her butt, the smaller it is, the more intimate.

>>16674822
Two way bullying. You bully her for her flat butt, she bullies you for cumming right away on it.
Best romance story I've read all month.

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>>16674825
That could be nice.
Soft too.

>>16674828
Incorrect!
Large rears are better because there is more to fondle, grope, and squeeze!

>>16674829
I enjoy freakish things!
I wouldn't enjoy monster girls otherwise wouldn't I?

>>16674831
Exactly, she'd sit there and wiggle her hips while she nestled up against you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674834
Small butts are fine.
Flat butts are a tragedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674822
You'd better be careful to not get any on her tail, or else she might make you wash her in the bath while muttering how "insolent" and "perverted" you are, and trying not to moan as you begin to wash near the base of her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674835
>I wouldn't enjoy monster girls otherwise wouldn't I?
Monster girls are the middle ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674831
>tfw there's art of fat Kikimora tits yet no fat Kikimora butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674839
With a butt as flat as hers, it's practically guaranteed to get all over her base. There's just no meat to stop the spray. I'll have to really scrub it roughly all over to get it clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674841
Nay!
Monster girls are freakish!
That's why I love them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674834
Bah, we'll never see eye to eye.
Nah, but whatever one enjoys.
>>16674835
Very soft. Soft enough to wanna sink your teeth into. Which might earn a surprised lewd yelp, but hey, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674835
You can still squeeze and grope small butts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674848
Please do not bite the waifu butt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674850
How else is one meant to show dominance during roleplay night though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674850
I have received your request and willingly declined to follow. Gonna nibble her booty while I jerk the base of her tail, her one major weakpoint, so she's too sensory overloaded to stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

My waifu has tiny breasts and a shameful butt. Her friends wonder how she always makes me cum in an instant with them, but the secret is that she jerks me to the edge before starting the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674856
>before starting the stream
Wait a minute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674856
Your wife is a fucking loser.

[Anonymous No.]

What's your ideal Monster Girl butt? Let's see if these lies of big butt apparently being best butt are true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674863
She might be a loser, but she's a cumstained and thoroughly eaten out loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674866
Entirely lap filling, chest-spanning if not more, big and round enough to stack books on, plump enough to suffocate during facesitting. Big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674866
>>16674870
This.
Big is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674870
Woah anon, that's big. I like big butts a lot.

But nothing beats my waifu's plump fairly small butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674863
loser, with that waist width? I beg to differ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674866
Slightly larger than average but not what a lot of people would call big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674879
Yes she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674877
That's perfectly fine too, nothing wrong with that. I just like the power a huge booty can wield. And the feeling of being completely engulfed or having a heavy weight smother me. Which goes for a lot more things than just her booty size, to be fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674866
Tight butts are the best butts. A powerful butt is the ultimate butt.

[Anonymous No.]

If I may add to the Ass-ocalypse, big butts are great because they can be firm or soft and when you place hands on hips, you can slide 'em back and knead it with your palm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674889
Mommacow has got it going on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674889
Built for facesitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674644
What's the artist's page?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674866
Big.
Bigger.
Biggest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674892
All my girls got it going on
>>16674901
I should sketch some more facesitting come this weekend. Maybe with M I L K -chan or another girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674866
Big, soft, and enough to completely cover my face with blueberry flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674866
Plump, soft and about average size. But still quite round, y'know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674907
Heck yes. That or MILK-chan showing off with spread legs from behind in the old look-over-the-shoulder 'you know you want this' pose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674885
postin better Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674924
Well. I guess I know what I'm doing later this week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674907
>>16674889
I'm gonna go out on a crazy limb here and say you're an ass man judging from all your gals, Salamanderfag.
Which is excellent taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674904
http://53c.deviantart.com

Great artist, very friendly and has fair prices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674866
Perky.

Not too big, hard and round.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674925
Postin' best Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674929
Big butts and big boobs are lovely.
I do like my girls how I like my coffee, hot and without a shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673036
I want more MG descriptions like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674936
you sure, she looks kinda small for an oni to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674889
I hope she doesn't run the milkstand sitting all lewdly and suggestive like that. That's a husband-only way to sit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674940
You should make an imgur album or something to store the stuff you've posted in the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674945
INRAN PINK is the lewdest Oni, as we all know. She shows that medium breasts are better than big ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674002
>morphsuit
GREENMAN!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674946
>Implying she doesn't sit behind a large counter and do bussiness while her husband eats her out when she gets stressed out
>>16674951
I'll make one now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674961
>Implying she doesn't sit behind a large counter and do business while her husband eats her out when she gets stressed out
Holy shit my dick

[Anonymous No.]

But I thought small butts were superior...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674967
HUGE butts are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674972
BUFF butts are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674961
What do I have to sacrifice to be that husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674967
Nope.
Big is best.

>>16674972
>>16674975
Why not huge, buff butts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674967
>Monster girl finds out her husband finds out he's been lying to her to make her feel better
>He actually likes small butts so it's not a lie to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674966
Just ignore the mooing and moove along.
>>16674976
Your dignity

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674980
Strongfat is good too, but stronglithe is my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674983
Strongfat butts must be groped.
I'd.... Honestly, I wouldn't survive unmarried in a gym long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674961
>Sits on husband's chest while his face is buried in her pussy as her tail lazily swishes back and forth during a slow day at the shop
>occasionally reaches down to scratch his head and push him in a bit further when she gets close
>Only lets him up when he damn near passes out or at the end of the work day, picking him up and bringing him back home with a happy relaxed smile on her face
Mommacow is deceptively lewd and perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674982
What would she do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674967
I'm conflicted between small and average.

Also, flat can still be very nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674596
I do.
But you'll be invited to Elvira and I's wedding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674993
Deceptively lewd is literally my fetish anon.
>>16674951
I did it
http://imgur.com/a/lX5ve

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675005
I phrased that wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675011
Yush!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675017
What? It's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no ancient, genetically modified insectoid alien drone waifu to assume control of
https://u.nya.is/chuztn.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675011
Wonderful. Looking forward to seeing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675028
No, Yush! as in 'Yes! An Imgur album!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675034
I didn't even notice the first image. That might give somebody a surprise.
>>16675035
Oh, my bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674930
Oh this guy, I'm waiting on something from him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675033
Waterbug-chan is not for love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675011
Oh I hadn't seen some of these. That griffon one really made me want a delinquent griffon onee san who holds me like that. The crow tengu one and Holsts were also really cute! And I liked the one of your daughteru fishing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675011
Keep doing what you do. You'll be rewarded with nice days of backyard sunbathing in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a hell hound quick where can I find one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675067
I found the easiest way to get one is to put myself on a chain leash and tight leather collar, and then shouting at the top of my voice "Jeez I really wish I had a wolfu to make me her chewtoy". Works every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675067
I know a gal who knows a gal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675064
Glad you liked it!
>>16675065
One day, I'll enjoy the backyard and spend time with my little she's 6'7 inferno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675074
Is hell and the demon realm linked? Anyway, It would be funny to pay a Hellhound to break into Hellhound slut's house and turn him into her pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675067
You don't find hellhounds, they find you.

You can speed this up by walking through a volcanic area while eating something meaty.

[Anonymous No.]

Bullying monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675102
A+ right there.
So long as it's in the bedroom and consensual.
Sexual bullying with the waifu is fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674866
Shape is more important than size.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get carried off by a monstergirl and used as her pleasure slave until she completely falls for me. I'll romance her each night and when she heart-pupils just from having me close it will be time to run away in the night and leave her, because kidnapping and rape isn't worthy of love

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675110
I've got a few ways I'd just regularly bully monster girls.

>Tease a MG until I friend zone her
>walk into a "certain guy preference dating thing for monster girls". E.g walking into a "Tall guys MG dating" thing and proving to them I'm still more manly below 6'
>Intentionally taking a jumper off in the middle of a bar, showing off a bit of skin as it catches my t shirt
>throwing cum tissues in he bin
>saying I'm only into human girls

Stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675115
It's kinda like one of the "meet my waifu" fantasies I have. Getting kidnapped and turned into her little Cumpup until I'm mindbroken into a good obedient husband for her.

I'd enjoy it all of course.

[Anonymous No.]

Official Paladin Anon stuck in MG held lands theme coming through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbKK4-TDoGY

[Anonymous No.]

What's your favorite thing to do to irritate your waifu?

For me, it's puns. Slip into her trained guard, wrap my arms around her from behind. Give the tip of her elven ears a little nibble and whisper "I bet all these puns make you sick to death. What's the matter love? Your face has gone Wight."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675174
Maybe touching her ears? I'm not too sure. But I imagine It annoys her when I do it unexpectedly but then soon adjusts to like it when I keep rubbing. But then again I wouldn't really know, guess I just like to leave it up to her to see what she finds irritating about me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675187
>touching her ears
No idea why that would be annoying. Animals love ear scratches. Now grabbing a werecat's tail, I can see. Cats seem to hate having their tails grabbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675127
That's not at all similar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675202
Well, in the sense that I'm kidnapped. I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675122
I was talking more tie her to the bed, shove a vibrator in both of her holes, strap vibrating beads to her nipples, blindfold her and facefuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675198
No, it depends on the animal. Some of them really do dislike having their ears touched directly, due to sensitivity and fragility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675198
See that's why I'm not sure. She'd actually love it so I don't know what I'm talking about. I don't know what's irritating about me to some other people so I'm not sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675174
Something like this:
>Walk in home and grab waifus hips from behind while she's cooking
>Start licking the webbing of her frills, kissing her neck and breathing down her frills as they rise up
>Put pants under her skirt and start 'fingering' her tail's base
>She can't focus on making dinner and starts slamming her hips backwards onto my lap while starting to breathe heavily
>Give her a kiss on the cheek and walk out the room before she tailgasms and say that she should focus on finishing dinner
>Hear the most disappointed sigh ever since my high-school graduation

She'd be riding on top that night and getting TLC, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675208
Thats not bullying that's just being a maledom. It's not even unique male dom it's just plain boring male dom like all male dom is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675208
As more time goes on, it seems like less and less people understand the definition of words like "bullying".

Guess what, that's not bullying. To be fair, none of what's being posted actually is bullying, but yours is the most wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675212
Any examples?

>>16675214
Teasing her without providing the dick at the end of the tunnel while she cooks? That's pretty hardcore anon, no sure I could do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675212
Are dogs like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675208
That's not bullying but it's still hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675169
>stuck
No you fool, I'd be exactly where I wanted to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc

[Anonymous No.]

>Finally get around to checking the thread after being gone for a day and a half for reasons
>All these new Cowgirl pictures
>Nav being awesome
>Snib being awesome
>Other artists who I'm too tired to remember their names unfortunately being awesome
Jesus christ this is amazing, thank you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675223
My cat. Flicks her ears at supersonic speeds the meoment you try to touch them.

>>16675224
Depends on the dog. Mine seemed pretty neutral to having the base of his ears rubbed, but he wasn't crazy for it either. Most I've come across vary from enjoyment to disinterest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675223
It'd mostly be just to make her desire even more intense than usual. The moment her lips are quivering and legs are shaking during dinner is when it's time to go upstairs though. I'm a madman not a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675238
>My cat. Flicks her ears at supersonic speeds the meoment you try to touch them.
Odd. Maybe your cat doesn't like you? Does it let you touch it's nose and paws without flinching back? Apparently that's a pretty big sign of trust for a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675233
>>16675169
>Meanwhile Undead Anon is getting down to his own jam on the way to Undead Kingdom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv_6cqxLLCs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675252
>This video is not available.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674866
I've always imagined my waifu's butt as being not very wide at all, but beautifully round with a perfect balance of softness and firmness.

My problem is that her butt is too big in almost every commission I've gotten of her, even with me having to ask the artists almost every single time to make it smaller.

>>16675174
I could never do anything legitimately irritating to my waifu, that's too mean. As far as teasing or playfully bullying though, there are a few things. I'd flop her ears up and down and make silly faces at her like we would for our daughteru when she's a baby, that would really fluster her especially if she were in a bad mood. I also like to 'accidentally' let slip little bits of information on how she likes to be treated like a little girl, bur only in private. Even so, it's enough to make her all red and embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster Girl Breath of the Wild Lynel never

They'd be like the Ushi-Oni of the game world.

Except as giant Centaur Lion Double Unicorn turbo rapists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675252
working link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLak5i6BJZM

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675245
Nah, she likes me, but she's 70% friendly retard, 30% prissy cat.
Will headbutt and nuzzle every reachable part of my body, loves belly rubs, and tolerates paw rubs, but doesn't like her ears being touched excessively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675235
There be more cows.
That I can promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675267
wouldn't her hairs get caught in between the rings?
that sounds like a bad experience waiting to happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675217
Excuse me for mixing it up in the bedroom from time to time with my waifu anon. We can't all be complete sluts. I only do it because she loves it anyway. After the sex is a warm bath and then cuddling.

>>16675222
It's bullying in the context of the roleplay anon.

>>16675229
Overstim is a hell of a fetish anon. Keeping up with a Demon who has said fetish is difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675262
>My problem is that her butt is too big in almost every commission I've gotten of her
That's what you have your daughter for though, QS. A contrast between a woman's body and a child's body. If you just wanted two children, you'd make your wife a loli and be done with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674866

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675262
>Having to ask artists "can you draw her butt/breasts a little smaller, please?"

I fucking love this for some reason. It just feels like such an unexpected thing for artists who normally draw so much hypersexualised stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675274
I don't know if its possible for one to overdose on cowgirls, but I really want to find out and you're fantastic for making all these new pictures, so again thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675287
>last spoiler
you could tape vibrators to all of her sensitive spots and put a vibrator in one of her two holes, so you still have access to one while having her legs tied up with the bindings behind her head while you blindfold her and kiss her mouth

You do you though.
>>16675300
You might not overdose on them, but you will on the milk. Your, uh, welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

Not sure if I'm slow or not but in case you guys haven't seen.
http://imgur.com/a/nMju8
Cheshire footjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675306
>You might not overdose on them, but you will on the milk.
There's only one way to find out, for science. I really like Holstaurs and cowgirls in general as you can probably already tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675288
I know anon, but butts are hardly even half of the contrast. My daughteru's butt has the same issues in commissions, I imagine hers as being pretty tiny but no less fun to play with.

I much prefer breasts to butts anyway, my waifu has decently big breasts whereas my daughteru is basically flat.

>>16675295
I feel you anon. I guess I just want them portrayed as realistically as possible. There comes a point where proportions go too far and while in some situations I love it and think it's fantastic, I just prefer normal sizes a lot of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675311
It's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675311
I'm normally okay with fizzshire's design but that face kills it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675174
Tease her during mating season and get real busy wit er.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675311
>Fur ends right at the ankle
>Perspective on the upper body is skewed
>Guy's body is a shapeless blob

Meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675174
Blue ovary her on purpose just so I can get her to pin me down and take what's her. But first, fierce neck bites to make me submit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675316
Somebody's gotta take one for the team when MGs show up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675311
ehhh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675320
You know, I second guessed my post because I realized that if you were KDF/QS, then by virtue of your complaints, the pictures of your waifu you commission would have a large butt.

But your wife's ass is already flat, or at least un-noticeable. And you wish it was drawn smaller? I suppose it's far too late for the question "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675331
Exactly, when the portal or whatever opens up I'm headed straight there and I'll find out just how much paizuri the human body can take.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so conflicted.
On one hand I want a nice romantic relationship with a monster girl with lots of kissing and cuddling but on the other I want one to treat me like shit, give me rough handjobs and tell me I don't deserve to put it in.

I can't decide which I want more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675344
> I'll find out just how much paizuri the human body can take.
It'd be more than you'd think, but less than you'd hope.
I'm sure the holsts would be happy to see your red shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675342
Maybe just a little smaller, yes. Not flatter though, I like the roundness. I guess the problem is it's hard for artists to show that when I've never gotten a commission with her butt fully in view before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675346
Do you even into after care anon?
You can have both. Theoretically, anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675346
You can have both anon, you don't need to confine yourself or your waifu to a single fetish or fetish range.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675346
Every day relationship with the former, punishment when you fuck up with the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675346
Anon you had the same issue I did. You can compromise, do that stuff in the bedroom and have a nice lovey dovey romantic relationship out of the bedroom.

That or just pick one. But I highly suggest the compromise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675346
What are you even complaining about?
This is just a bunch of people wanking about their personal sex fantasies. Not like you have to choose between shit you make up in your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675355
Dude it isn't even big. You're trying wayyy to hard with the >muh realistic real woman's body angle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675353
I sure hope so who would have thought a simple cheep solid color shirt could be so valuable, I also hope the portal shows up nearby a nice grassy field in which I can be cowpiled and spend a week or so milking and being milked until we're all satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

Be a dear and have one of grandma Yeti's cookies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675373
It's nice to have region that'd have nice and docile MGs. If the multiverse gets a new one torn and we get monster girls, I'm getting dragged into the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675376
They probably taste nice. But what's the catch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675372
If you say so anon. I'm not the best at explaining things sometimes, I wan't trying to come off like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675311
What is she even looking at

[Anonymous No.]

>>16666969
the perfect get to honor him with

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675372
>all asses have to be THIC reeeee
Leave the poor man alone and let him like what he likes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675380
You have to give grandma a big hug and kisses, she's lonely and doesn't get much company

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675376
I want my real grandma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675358
>>16675359
>>16675360
>>16675365
Having both is okay I guess, maybe what I really need is a nacho.
>>16675370
That wasn't complaining, just being confused by my own preferences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675396
>nacho
STAY GO

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675388
>If it's not concave it's not REEEAAAALLLL

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675376
Do Yetis have floppy ears? Because that womans head lacks definable monstergirl features.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675396
>nacho
You should watch your diet.

[Anonymous No.]

Miko Kitsunes are exactly as sexy as they are in Doujins. Anyone without a Waifu needs to visit a shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675398
>Not wanting to turn into a giant spider, tie your cunt of a wife up and gag her big dumb mouth with web and lay eggs in her all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675396
>maybe what I really need is a nacho.

I highly suggest you do if you like that girl. Atlach Nacha are really nice girls and are top tier on my book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675401
Hard to tell, even in their profile picture their ears aren't visible

Yetis could even be knife ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675398
I'm not into the whole transformation aspect but the rest of her is 10/10.
>>16675402
Too late for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675406
Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675406
That does sound quite nice for both parties. But I actually like being dominated by Atlach Nacha.

Still, that sounds hot. I'd give her so many little spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675393
she is your real grandma, now be a dear and drink her hot cocoa she made just for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675406
>being this /d/
I don't think so, Tim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675410
KC needs to clarify that among other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675392
Of course! Who doesn't love their grandma?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675406
>>16675419
Take a hike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675406
I'm cool with everything except the eggs. And calling atlachs dumb cunts.
Being a spider would make for some amazing web bondage situations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675426
>>16675432
Wait, by eggs, does he mean actual eggs? I just thought he meant sperm. Yeah that is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675419
I wonder if the eggs hatch into other nachos, or chaos-bent arachne. Still, that world ending web would be pretty busy with daughterus after a solid day of filling her holes with eggs.

Hell, after filling her to the point of looking like she was 9 months pregnant I wouldn't even mind undoing the gag and letting her just spew profanities all day

[Anonymous No.]

>Marry a Gremlin.
>She builds a ton of sex toys and tests them on herself.
>None of them are as good as her husband's dick.
>After a few hours, she asks him to pound her tight ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675436
Anon the egg laying isn't the place for here. I like it, it's hot. But this isn't the place.

I'd let her belittle me for days after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675435
Read again. The implication is that you're putting eggs inside her.
I don't exactly know the nitty-gritty of how it works with spiders in real life, except for the fact that eggs are ultimately produced. But I'd rather just keep my human reproduction methods in a spider's body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675406
>bring up nacho as a possibility
>this happens
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675444
Wasn't planning on defending myself or anything or engaging with any kind of argument, I just want to point out you're already a giant fucking spider. Once it crosses that line, seems silly to nit pick one of the associated fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

Baaaasilisk booty

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675450
They make a ball of web or something on their 'hands', come all over it and stuff it inside the female before running away as to not get eaten if she's particularly hungry. You kind of have to scrap spider reproduction entirely an make it all up in a fetish setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675464
I'll stop replying after this since people don't like it and I respect this thread enough to not just turn it into a shitstorm. But yeah, I'm not a male from fag or anything, it's just the idea of tying my spider wife up, gagging her and filling her with daughterus sounds hot. I'd let her go after and let her dom me and such. The egglaying is ok to me and the "filling her womb with eggs" is also ok, but I prefer just filling her with my fertile seed as a spider and giving her all the daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675467
Are sneks appreciative of having their asses smacked? I bet an Apophis would love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675498
I'm sure they adore it.
Apophis especially. They seem like they're into getting smacked around in lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675518
I wonder, what is the best way to spank one's waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675473
Humans have it so good when it comes to reproductive systems.
We're not bonobo-tier yet, but at least we don't eat our mates and/or babies.

>>16675480
All I want to know is how you imagine actual pregnancy and birth will work in that situation.
Because imagine you have a girl who doesn't normally give birth through egglaying. So, dumb doujin non-logic aside, how do you make egg-birth work in a body which is completely incompatible with egg-birth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675543
By not smacking it but instead softly massaging it with your hands and oil. Well that's how I'd treat my waifu but atleast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675549
>So, dumb doujin non-logic aside, how do you make egg-birth work in a body which is completely incompatible with egg-birth?
That's beyond stupid. Monstergirls are stated repeatedly to be highly stretchy. How else do you think they take gargantuan cocks? Baka. They lay giant egg, how elsse doe egg-birth work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675549
By holding it in their womb maybe? If it's multiple eggs they probably just hold them in the womb until it's time for the eggs to come out and hatch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675543
>Bend her over on the bed
>Tell her to look forward
>spit on your hand a bit, rub it together with your other hand, then dry it off
>Bring it slowly to her rear, sensually running it along the edge of the curve of her hips, making a wiiiiide circle along one cheek before finally coming to rest on the center of one
>slow down as you get closer and closer, then with no warning or hint of timing, fling your hand back and SMACK, making sure to hold her waist with your other hand so she doesn't fall forward
>While she's coming down from whatever moan or gasp she's made, start another slow, wiiiide circle around the same cheek, but now pick a random time to bring your hand back and smack it again
>Repeat until that cheek is tenderized, then switch to the other
>Continue until she's saying 'thank you sir may I have another' or her knees give out, then make sure to rub some cream on your hand and massage it out for her to prevent too much pain the next morning
That is if she's not the kind of waifu who somewhere in the middle of that couldn't take anymore and starts begging you to fuck her raw or just straight up jumps you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675543
I've got this idea that I quite like, personally. I'd lay on my back on a bed with a nice leather paddle in each hand, and then have my waifu lay on top of me. She'd hold my face in her paws and we'd passionately kiss each other while I rhythmically spank her butt with my paddles. We'd also both be naked of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675564
I said dumb doujin non-logic aside.

>>16675569
No, I mean, think about the conception too. Because you're putting these eggs inside her, but what the fuck do they even hatch into? Because those aren't her own developing eggs fertilised by your sperm. You just turned into a spider and now you're putting these things in her. I'm no biologist, but I think we're short one gamete here.
And as far as I'm aware, if little atlachs hatch from those eggs, I'm pretty sure they're not going to have a navel, due to the lack of umbilical cords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675620
>I said dumb doujin non-logic aside.
Then monster girls don't exist, and every egg-laying species has evolved over millennia to deal with pregnancy. There's your answer friend. Anything else I can help you with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675620
This >>16675632

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675632
>Fantasy either has to be completely ridiculous with shitty catch-all explain-nothing contrivances like mamano mana, or you can't have fantasy

Well, that's outright wrong. You don't seem to realise, but there's such a thing as fantasy stories and elements that exist within reasonably explained and well-defined settings.

[Anonymous No.]

Grant upon me
A chubby CC waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675656
What species you want? I can tell you how likely it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675656
I don't work for free...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675649
So how does atlach egg laying work, then, in your mind? Give me your version of it, from transformation, to impregnation and birth.

[Anonymous No.]

I think now's a good time for tea

>>16675543
Trust me, I'm an ass-slapping expert
>Rest your waifu on your lap face down while you're sitting
>Raise her skirt or lower her shorts down, depending on the reason for the spanking, call her a bad girl who needs punishment
>Firmly grab and rub the desired cheek which is going to be slapped while using the other hand to caress her thighs or hips
>Use your free hand to pull her underwear up towards the body and grind it a little bit against her lady parts.
>While she's being violated by her own underwear, bring down your other hand swiftly and firmly onto the cheek
>While she attempts to apoligize through through her moans feel free to interrupt her with another smack
>Continue slapping at random intervals and intensities until desired and switch to the other cheek and repeat until finished
>Optional yet highly recommended, while she's crying and apologizing after you have punished her, wipe her tears away and hug her in silence

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675660
Oni's, cows, mofu, anything will do really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675670
I'm not going to go a spiel on some shit-tier monstergirl species reproduction method.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675672
>he drew a kitsune
Today is a damn good day

This picture isn't inspired by anything is it? It's a little familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675672
A scanned Nure image! She looks very at peace. Thanks, friend. This is just what I needed this evening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675683
You're not >>16675569?

Why even reply if you're just going to moan about monstergirls you don't like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675686
Having drawn their ears for so long, I had to fix not drawing one.
>This picture isn't inspired by anything is it?
I don't think so, I wasn't using a reference photo.
>>16675690
Your very much welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675672
That slime has very pretty hair.
They're both very dignified looking, I love the outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675672
Man, this is deviantart as fuck.
If you're going to keep posting these regardless of the quality, you should at least fix the image instead of posting raw scans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675697
Ah, it's just that it reminded me of the tea scenes from Katawa Shoujo with Lilly and Hanako. Either way, I'm a huge fan of Kitsune so this made me really happy. Keep up the good work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675703
How bout you fuck right off with those vibes
Go bitch somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675654
>shitty catch-all explain-nothing contrivances like mamano mana
Nigger this is why MGs exist. What the fuck do you think turned them all from genocidal beasts to hot sluts who can't beat the cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675674
If you want a chubby CC, then a Kitsune's your best bet.
Most Holsts would probably get a young breeding stud before they hit CC age, and a chubby Oni isn't really a thing.
Kitsune on the other hand are the most likely of the three to become chubby CCs.
If your love of Mofu isn't locked to Kitsune, you have an even better chance of landing a Chubby Tanuki CC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675703
And then there's this asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675708
Fuck off you hack piece of shit. Your "drawings" are a waste of time and giant eyesores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675702
Thank you.
>>16675703
Well, I'll see what I can do about it. Might as well fix it up and clean the lines, at least a bit.
>>16675705
Oh, allright then. I've never actually touched it.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't give him the attention and yous he clearly craves. Shitposters like him crawl out of the woodwork every now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675710
MGE is why monstergirls exist? Wow, I didn't realise KC singlehandedly invented the concept of them.

For real though, get outta here with that bullshit. Like I said, it's possible to make a decent fantasy setting with stuff like monstergirls without resorting to "I dunno, I guess magic did it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675715
I ain't the guy making the drawings. Who forgot to wipe your ass this morning? Get bent, you're probably some failed artist bitching that someone else is getting positive reception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675715
Go sit in the corner and think about what you've said

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675703
Nigga should take more time to practice between drawings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675725
Yeah, you're right. Shouldn't have replied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675708
>>16675714
I'm just saying, people are praising a drawing which isn't all that good. It's not awful, and is by a total amateur, so that needs to be taken into consideration.
But lately this thread just seems to have become a place for these complete beginners to post their 5 minute scribbles and seek praise from it.
It's the same process which turned deviantart into what it is today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675727
>>16675728
Stop being a white knight for an obnoxious "artist" that almost rivals Dobson in awfulness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675726
I bet you think an oni is only barely above the human realm of physical strength and can be incapacitated with something like a punch to the kidney, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675740
Alright, let's go back to /v/ together

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675743
Stop replying to him and just do what you know needs to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675741
What makes you project that idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675743
Is there a Yakuza thread up?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not interested in whining at the dude but I do have to say this thread coddles its drawfags a whole fuck of a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675729
>>16675738
>>16675740
All right, I get it, I'll stop posting 'art' for a while and try get better before coming back.
Sorry for stirring shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675748
You come across as you have no respect for high fantasy. Like you'd wager a squad of modern soldiers with a little prep time could down a dragon with modern armaments

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675720
It'd be hard to fix the lines if you don't have a tablet.
If you don't focus on inking afterwards instead, or just straight-up draw with a pen.
Also, this >>16675729.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675757
Don't come back for a couple of years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675753
Encouraging a thread local to keep making MG drawings that are related to the topic and expressing hope that he'll get better isn't coddling
He's a nice guy that people have clearly enjoyed the works of and are seeing him improve, what in any part of that deserves derision? I don't understand what makes people get so upset by that or feel the need to say shit like >>16675769 when other people were enjoying it and its on topic. It's complaining for the sake of complaining and reeks of people being jealous for someone else getting positive attention and reception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675769
Erase yourself from fucking existence my dude. You're the reason we don't get to have nice things.
If I could force feed you your own teeth, I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675769
This right here is what killed the atmosphere of these threads for such a long time. Fuck you. Take your own advice, or better yet drink bleach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675774
>I don't understand what makes people get so upset by that or feel the need to say shit like >>16675769 when other people were enjoying it and its on topic. It's complaining for the sake of complaining and reeks of people being jealous for someone else getting positive attention and reception.
Well I agree, but the constant praise is pretty coddling. Like no offence to the dude but his art isn't really at a level to be legitimately arousing. And you've got throngs of dudes going "Unnf muh dick" or "HNNG THIGHS". Like dude, come on.

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>>16675774
Encouraging content creators is one thing. But >>16675686
>>16675690
>>16675702
is just praise without criticism. And there's nothing pretty about the hair, to call out on one specific.

If you do that, it creates that dA-ish environment where the majority of the content is just awful, but people are just parroting "wow man that's so awesome" anyway. That site didn't get to where it is now in a day.
This guy >>16675769 is just trying to stir shit, though.

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>>16675757
Don't get the shitters down man
They just want latenight, loen, and less-tier quality only

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>>16675791
Do I have to put a criticism for every image that he posts? Sometimes I just want to look at something and enjoy it even if it is absolutely simple or rudimentary.

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>>16675763
Not at all. I respect any fantasy if the concepts it presents aren't bullshit and strung together because the author doesn't know how to write a good setting.
If you ask me if a squad of soldiers can take down a dragon, I'm going to ask "In what setting? In what context?" and for you to tell me in detail about the squad and the dragon.

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>>16675793
>If you don't want to low quality garbage being endlessly spammed then you must want this other garbage.

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>>16675793
>people want good quality

wow what a surprise that people want things which are actually good

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>>16675817
>If it isn't great quality it's shit
Hey, how about you go drive you kid to suicide ya chinese parent.

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>>16675807
So the idea that a species literally designed for sex by the powers that be could pass large objects easily and pleasurably through their sexual organs is bullshit for you? Really? Knowing what you know about the setting and context, are you honestly telling me you can't wrap your head around a dragon laying an egg? she could probably cram her whole tail up there.

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This feels almost like a coordinated raid, looks like they changed tactics again.

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>>16675793
>They just want latenight, loen, and less-tier quality only
Is there a reason why a drawfag shouldn't invest time in improving their skills?

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>>16675788
>>16675791
I'm not at liberty to critique art. He's more skilled than I am and I don't feel the need to do so. I shouldn't have to run through every original image and break down what needs to be fixed when I couldn't properly put it into words.
I think that's boogie-manish to think that telling a local you like his doodles and you like the scenarios they portray even if they aren't top quality will suddenly turn the thread into 'da' or something. No one is holding him in comparison to anyone else, they're just saying they like what he's doing. Again it just seems utterly pointless to get down on people for saying 'I like this' if they legitimately do. What are they supposed to do, hold back their positive opinions if they have them?
That's not to say if people don't want to post critiques they can't as well, but telling him to get out or stop posting when other people are enjoying it is just selfish and childish.

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>>16675793
Eh, it's fine really. I just don't want to be the reason that shit gets stirred up for.
I'll still do a thing, every once in a while, it's not like I'm gonna quit, but what's the point if my stuff isn't up to snuff, y'know?

Also, it kinda was getting a bit spammy and it's not like there won't be other good people putting stuff out there.

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>>16675836
Contributing is one thing, but you're still improving. There is literally nothing wrong with drawing to practice here, if not using one-off ideas and greentexts.

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>>16675828
Its just timezone/shift shenanigans, as always. New crowd comes in for a few hours, old crowd heads out.
>>16675836
I do hope you continue doing stuff and dropping it in the thread from time to time. I found it personally enjoyable.

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>>16675836
You're good Salamanderfag, keep working at it. You know how people can get here sometimes.

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>>16675836
You should absolutely quit, you're drawings are almost as awful as Chris-Chan's garbage. So either quit now or keep your shit to yourself and come back when you actually improve.

[Anonymous No.]

It's bait!

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>>16675865
Well now you're just being obvious

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>>16675846
>There is literally nothing wrong with drawing to practice here
Some might disagree on that, but I'll try to put up stuff that actually looks, well, decent once in a blue moon. If it's no trouble anyways.
>>16675849
I'll still be around. I'm not hard to miss.
>>16675854
It's 4chan, in hindsight, it's quite surprising someone didn't do this earlier. If I ever do get better then maybe I'll be back.
>>16675865
Please, people like Chris-chan

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>>16675836
Eh you probably already know depending on how long you've been browsing these threads but this exact thing happens to every write/drawfag that gets popular, especially quickly. Just make sure you don't get super cocky/arrogant and keep working on improving your art, its already acceptable but there's always room for improvement and it'll show people you're serious about it.

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>>16675888
I'll keep at it, I'll still enjoy drawing as I always have and just do it privately until I can do something worth looking at.
Maybe then it'll be good enough for people to actually enjoy it on a broader scale.

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>>16675876
This >>16675888

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>>16675888
>Just make sure you don't get super cocky/arrogant
I'm now reminded of Mithril, who on top of being a .less-tier shitposter couldn't handle genuine anatomical critiques on his Minte drawing and posted guro out of spite.

[Anonymous No.]

>Break out Falconer's gauntlet
>Hold your arm out jokingly
>Suddenly, feel a presence behind you
>Raptor Harpy just standing there, glowering at you
"You called for me?"
>TFW she just continues to stare at you while you sweat bullets at her presence, too afraid to take your arm down

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>>16675945
>Take the glove off
>Pull pants down
>Put glove on dick
>Wait

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>>16675888
>but this exact thing happens to every write/drawfag that gets popular
I remember when a lot of people gave barb shit, and then some people kept giving him shit for changing the faces because they thought the new faces were "too anime" or something.

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>>16675950
Yeah, pretty much everyone who is anyone here has gotten the flaming rage of autism form here, deserved or no.

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>>16675950
The question isn't whether or not you get the 'tism thrown at you, it's how you deal with it. Some people turn into arrogant faggots, others just try to find ways to shit stir in the thread, or still yet others just up and disappear.

Like tears in rain.

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>>16675950
I find it weird that no one points out Barb's sameface problem. He seems to draw one face on most of his pictures.

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Good lord, I leave for two hours thinking we can get through a thread with no major shitflinging.
Well, hopefully Salamander stays positive and can recognize he's got fans who want to see him continue improving. 4chan's a hard place to cut your teeth on, but it did seem he's got a good eye for a beginner and a great attitude.

Anyway, who ordered the white Jinko? Let me know if you want the armor or eyes any different and I'll throw up variations in an Imgur. I was just fooling around and landed on the magenta with green eyes but it's an easy change if you want it.

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>>16675968
>Like tears in the rain
A tad dramatic, no?
>>16675975
I won't be gone when there's still Fire Newt Ass to be slapped.

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>>16675832
You don't need to be more skilled than someone to critique them. Otherwise, you've just invalidated most criticism made by any critic in all of history with that sentence.
It's not a liberty, it's an ability you have.
And I don't think it's "boogieman-ish". This isn't a once off, after all. Just look at Chowder. And I said dA didn't get to the state it was in just one day. It happens over time, when it starts to become more and more common.

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>>16675971
Art's a two way street, both in it's presentation and it's reception. That's why it's difficult to ever be completely objective about it. One man may take that away from his works while another may never see it that way. That's the beauty of art, or the horror of it, or other such poetic jibberjabber that could be tl;dr'd as 'people like thing'
>>16675984
Good man! Keep your spirits up.

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>>16675876
Hey Salamander Man, don't let these guys get you down. As long as you're improving then you'll be fine, and I've noticed improvements in your art since you first started drawing here.
So keep it up, and keep on improving, and keep tenderly loving your waifu.

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>go through the artists in the wordpress to see if some of the people who haven't been heard from in the thread are still going
>the first thing I see on some artist's tumblr who I don't know is him arguing with some faggot from /tg/ who wants him to stop tagging his futashit as "futa", because the guy hassling him thinks it's an offensive slur or something
Jesus christ

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>>16675950
With Barb, he had his own facial style, but people here complained, so he changed to an anime style to try and appease them.
He even made a poll where he asked what sryle he should do: his original, 100% anime, or a nice compromise, but for some reason he's gone with what we see now.

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>>16675984
Well, a little melancholy drama is better than just straight out shit flinging at people I don't particularly care for when it comes to writefaggotry. As I said, it's all a matter of how you deal with the stress of producing content for an audience and how you deal with malcontents.

Me personally, though am just fine to sit here and not really write because nobody would miss me anyway. I just enjoy reading what the newer people bring in like Frosticle or That Guy or even Turgid Tallywhacker, Esquire

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>>16675999
Greenmarine? He was joking, anon.

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>>16675975
That was me! Thanks a bunch, it looks great! Could I also get one with black armour and caramel coloured eyes? Thanks in advance.

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>>16676010
Hai, aruji-dono.

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>>16675824
Wait, why are you talking like the issue I have is with insertion size? Like, it's dumb to say they can just fit something a foot in diameter into their cooch, but I was mainly wondering about the whole aspect of how reproduction there actually works.

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>>16675992
Art's a real shit-show sometimes, that much I'll tell 'ya. But hey, at least somebody enjoyed something I did. It's better than nothing.
>>16675993
>keep tenderly loving your waifu.
I really need a newt to ravage right about now

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe I should get back to drawing too.
Put on your safety goggles people, there is a lot of debris in a trainwreck.

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>>16676016
No, the post I responded to brought the bear both egg-birth and dumb hentai non-logic. If this isn't referring to insertion size I.e. how large an egg they can pass, then you've presented yourself poorly.

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>>16676007
Well the people butthurt at him sure weren't. This just gave me a painful reminder of how diseased /tg/ became, after that one mod turned it into a sanitized hugbox to a degree that tumblr snowflakes started recommending it to eachother as the "only good board on 4chan"

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>>16676046
So wait, was the artist complaining about futa being a derogatory term or was the /tg/ baby?

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>>16676034
Are you the fellow that drew that Hathorite Holst eons ago?

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>>16676054
The /tg/ baby and the usual tumblr suspects were the ones complaining, obviously.

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>>16676056
I never drew a holst, so no.

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>>16676046
>after that one mod turned it into a sanitized hugbox to a degree that tumblr snowflakes started recommending it to eachother as the "only good board on 4chan"
I remember that there was that one fag here that complained that these threads were shit because they weren't like /tg/.
Goddammit how can I remember specific posters so well.

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>>16676060
Maaan... I really wish the whole western shemale, tranny, trap, dickgirl LGBTBBQ side of things would just fucking die. Ruining one of my go to fetishes.

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>>16676043
The post I made in >>16675549 was clearly about discussing general compatibility. There was a reply about the stretchiness which I made an off-hand reply to in >>16675620 because the idea of unlimited stretching is silly in general, but the focus was still on how the whole process would work.

Don't call it poor presentation just because you might've not exercised the best comprehension.

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>>16676034
>Maybe I should get back to drawing too.
Do it. Draw an Automaton getting corrupted by a Succuvirus.

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>>16676071
I cannot address a specific point in an argument I didn't pay attention to, unless I engross myself in the argument as a whole?

I don't agree with that. I saw a specific point I disagreed with and I responded to it. By no means does my argument have any bearing on the rest of yours.

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>>16676064
Pfft, not like /tg/? I'd like to know what comparisons they were using when they said that.

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>>16676010
http://imgur.com/a/3DJ3T
This more to your liking?

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>>16676070

I wish it was better contained. It's politically correct now so things will only get worse I imagine.

If being a haven from futa makes this a hugbox, then fuck it, I'll take the 'box.

This is just my experience though. So keep in mind it's my confirmation bias and all those other fun "gotcha!" moments that people love.

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>>16676082
Man siberian jinko is the best fucking cat girl. Short only of snow leopard girl

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>>16676082
>Not making it Red like her past many years of life

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>>16676082
Yup, that's exactly perfect! Many thanks again!

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>>16676070
Here, here. Sometimes, I just really want to read about railing a trap in the ass without being told how "totally normal and accepting" it is. I'm fully aware that it's a /d/ fetish, and I very much want it to stay that way. Traps are for abusing, not for accepting.

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>>16676070
Don't kid yourself, you're just as cancerous if you like trapshit.

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Are we going for 4000 posts?

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>>16676090
>I wish it was better contained. It's politically correct now so things will only get worse I imagine.
Yeah, it's just the climate. Seeking to make everything political they grubber up everything they can put their filthy left paws on, and that extended into the reach of nip fetishes. Thankfully japan doesn't give a fuck about the west, but that doesn't stop them from co-opting it with their cancer.
Spoiled for off topic.

>>16676112
None of what I listed are the things I like.

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>>16676064
Was it the guy talking about /tg/'s smut threads? Those were a wreched hive of scum and villainry too, full of mentally ill dykes, futafags and other /d/ shitters. One of the funniest moments of /tg/ history was when some of the questfags got angry at yet an another tumblr-tier mod, and went on a warpath by shitposting the smut threads until the mods removed them from premises. Smutfag genocide best day of my life and so on

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>>16676114
https://youtu.be/awjhKnzevMY?t=204

All the thread needs is latenight to re-appear.

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>>16676073
I'll have to sleep on that.
It's 3 am im dying help.

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>>16676126
I was going to post cute monster girls on my phone but someone used to public wifi to get banned. My phone was almost exploding with all those posts.

Gonna get myself a nice gremlin and automaton to help me out.

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I want to open a bakery and serve sweets to monster girls!

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>>16676116
Yes, because that one thread that only happened on weekends was so damaging to the board as a whole, and people that you don't like should obviously be stamped out. That's why this thread, which has numerous sister threads on /d/, is allowed to persist on /jp/. Because it's fun to just scrub everything you dislike from a board, particularly those whose OC is 80% NSFW and has to be hosted off-site due to blue board rules.

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>>16676108
That's not even /d/, that's just straight up /y/. You need to book an appointment at Mike the Lightning Strike, pal.

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>>16676142
What kind would you recommend for each?

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>>16676142
>>16676142
>You start charging a dollar every time someone makes a 'cream filled' joke.

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>>16676163
>All your regulars instinctively point towards the "Cream Filled Joke" jar whenever someone makes one.
>By the end of the week there's always at least $50 dollars in there.

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>>16676158
Depends on the girl and what she wants to get.
That and I'd have a sing marking things that do and do not have hathorite milk in it.

>>16676163
Pretty much, although everyone gets one.

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>>16676176
I mean like what would you recommend based on race my man

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>>16676156
/d/ is like 50% traps. Being willing to fuck anything that looks like a woman, regardless of real gender, species, or even status as a living being, is par for the course. Also, I voted for Mike "Ambassador to the Capacitor" Pence, so that pretty much counts.

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>>16676156
Goddamnit now I'm picturing him in Deathwing Terminator armor with a Lightning Sword.

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>>16676177
Lolis I'd reccommend cookies or jelly doughnuts.

Cake slices or minature pies would be for school age to college.

Full cakes or pies would be for the older girls who should have larger families or larger 'holes' to fill.

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>>16676101
CYKA
JINKO BLYAT
OLD COUNTRY IS BEST COUNTRY

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>>16676148
It turns out when you're a part of a crowd that invaded from the outside and took part in razing one of what used to be the best boards on 4chan to the ground, people will laugh at your misfortune.

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>>16676198
I want to put my Capitalist cock in that Communist cat.

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>>16676220
HET
PAPA STALIN IS OF WATCHING

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>>16676198
I'd like to remind people that typically only Bengali tigers are White. So space chuffer isn't white or your face isn't white either.

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>>16676220
Do you want to be fucking her while she's tied down to "convince" her to defect?
Or do you want her to be the femme fatale who makes you into her personal cum slave?

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>>16676224
Time to fill that tiger with capitalist kittens!

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>>16676156
>No Mika "They're putting electricity in the power lines an turning the fags straight" Pence thunderbird waifu
I just want to roam around town with her like a sentient tazer and zap the alps

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>>16676224
I do not take orders from commies.

>>16676228
Can I have a little bit of both?

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>>16676198
What program do you use for recoloring, Demonfag?

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>>16676224
Gonna massage that communist cat's pawpads anyways!

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>>16676280
Do you want to get raped? Because that's how you get raped by a commie cat.

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>>16676198
She's free right? I'm taking her for myself.

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>>16676234
Then you will have to of immigrates to homeland
Tear down her wall!
>>16676243
Oh Papa Stalin won't give orders. He'll just watch. The whole time. While the Soviet Union anthem plays in the distance.
>>16676275
Paint.Net, nothing fancy
>>16676280
She'll sing sweet nothings in Communist to you if ya do

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>>16676295
Rape or no, I'm still gonna fill her mind and her womb with 'capitalism'!

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>>16676216
We didn't invade by any objective definition. We were nearly all /tg/ natives. Hell, we produced smut all the time before there was a dedicated thread. We came about as a result of the ridiculous amount of NSFW content produced by the board. If anything, we were a containment thread. Now, all /tg/ has to look forward to is endless arguments, six threads dedicated to GW or finding an alternative to GW, and constant complaints about either GMs or players. We had, at worst, a zero impact on the board.

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>>16676299
>He'll just watch. The whole time.
Papa Stalin sounds like an alp.

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>>16676299
Oh, a walls gonna be torn down all right.
The one keeping me from bringing my market to her womb.

Gonna awaken her to the glory of the free market and hamburger.

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>>16676307
Not him, but I relish in all your misfortune. I loathe /tg/fags

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>>16676306
Do not fill the commie cat with capitalism, especially if there are more than one communist monster girl in the area.

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>>16676321
>Assassin Kiki staring from behind a bush

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>>16676326
Do Assassin Kikis have large rears with muscular thighs?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, if you don't impregnate your maid, you're essentially telling her that you don't want her around.

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>>16676334
What if you have a Maid Trifecta?

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>>16676297
She has been evenly distributed to you. Not Free! Is difference!
>>16676308
Papa Stalin is a lot of things. Dead, is one of those things.
>>16676315
Well now I'll have to do a Freedomcat. But tigers aren't even native to America!

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>>16676330
They may. They may not. You may be dead before you find out.

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>>16676340
How native they are is irrelevant.
Everything is American now.

>>16676334
Don't worry.
My maidos will be heavily pregnant.

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>>16676340
>Dead, is one of those things.
Which is the best kind of human communist. The best kind of monster girl communist is one that has been converted to capitalism and impregnated.

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>>16676342
Does "dead" mean "raped" to her?

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>>16676319
That's fine by me. Hate all of us. Just hate all of us equally. We hate you and your unimaginative hugboxes just as much. To be honest, I'm fine with that. We can come together for our shared love inhuman 2D women and hate each other 90% of the time.

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>>16676338
Have six babies with each.

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>>16676321
>>16676326
Is this how the legendary combat maid duo came to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676340
>But tigers aren't even native to America
More Tigers live in Texas than the wild!

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>>16676319
You do know these threads started out on /tg/, right? Granted, it was old /tg/.

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>>16676358
Yes.

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>>16676355
>Just hate all of us equally.
I won't. I'll just hate the ones who cling to their cancerous board and drag their shit in with them.

>>16676375
Are you sure you didn't just merge with MGE and EMG threads on /a/ like a malignant cancer?

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>>16674471
>>16674484

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>>16676396
You are a treasure Sketch-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676396
Oh great now I'm hard again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676393
That is also fine by me. We weren't the ones who dragged our shit over here. This place has always been lousy with /tg/. For the record, I hate you, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676396
>Not only can they obtain information from those they touch, they also have the power to impart their own knowledge and share it with the ones they touch

Desire to feel Hakutaku's muscles are increasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676413
Your own words give you away. From the beginning like parasites you attached yourself to something new on /a/. And now you've grown fat and multiplied and are trying to claim it as your own by stint of lousy persistence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676396
Genki!
>>16676403
He's Latenight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676426
He'll always be sketchkun to me.

>>16676415
Does this mean you'll know what workouts she does, what recovery drinks she has, and, more importantly, what clothes she wears when lifting?

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>>16676343
>>16676345
>>16676366
Then consider this cat indoctrinated.
http://imgur.com/a/hd6VX
>>16676358
Precisely. They're a killer duo. And a clean duo.

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>>16676433
>what clothes she wears when lifting?
Hakutaku exercising naked when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676396
Cuuuute teachercow!

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>>16676433
Yep. You'll know how much strength she has and the poses she use to take pics of her muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676434
Shes purrfect, i would have many, many kittens with her after she rapes me at gunpoint.

She is american after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676396
I want her to touch me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676434
Gonna cuddle that cat!
She's gonna get filled with kittens and hamburgers.

>>16676437
Sensei is lewd!

>>16676439
>Posing
This only makes her cuter.

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>>16676419
Jokes on you, I never post here. I'm just here for the porn and the occasional argument about nothing. I wasn't even here when you were still on /a/, but merely a leech on your pastebin. I contribute nothing but exhentai links. You faggots are your own worst enemy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676396
Three great Latenights in a thread, how bout it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Pixiv hasn't delivered on new Automaton art
I'm sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676447
>Cute
Boy you sure are inoccent. Imagine her lewdly lifting up her shirt and showing her tongue hanging out of her mouth in a lewd fashion. That teacher is healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676465
Those poses can be cute!
Not all of them can be lewd!
Gonna stroke sensei's abs.

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>>16676415
>>16676445

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>>16676472
Did it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676434
Is it time to post American monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676477
With three images left, probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676472
but I want her to touch me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676472
Gotta feel them all!
Back!
Biceps!
Traps!
Quads!

Gonna touch the cow!

>>16676477
It's always time for FREEDOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676477
Who are the Monstergirls most suited to AMERICAN lifestyle?
Holstaurs of course, but who else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676472
I want to milk her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676472
>>16676396
How do I get quick with sketches like you senpai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676498
>Salamanders who husbando General Patton and talk about him on a mongolian flute making imageboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676472
I wouldn't resist feeling Taku's body and learning her exercising schedule.

But I swear to god if there is sex with anon in there she is getting fit as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676498
Dark matters. "Fuck with us and watch your entire civilization turn into a rancid heap" is our thing. I think that they could get behind that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676498
Eagle Harpies
Pudgy Jub Jubs
Pudgy Jub Jubs armed with AR-15s

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, spread FREEDOM everywhere you can.

>>16676531
those are girls after my own heart.

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>>16676531
I wanna take a pudgy shortstack AMERICAN JubJub wife to the firing range and watch her get wet from my marksmanship!

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>>16676513
>FieryFemme21: Patton was the best husbando of WWII and you can't prove me wrong!
>KoolKobold: >Himmler > Patton
>LuckyLich10: Please, MacArthur was hung like a horse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676531
This ChubJub thing has gotten way out of hand and I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676498
Griffons
Thunderbirds
Mothmen
Wendigos
>>16676531

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>>16676507

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>>16676577
Woah. Lewdnight.

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>>16676393
The monstergirl threads on /a/ were the displaced /tg/ threads, you numbskull. This was before EMG was even a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

When I shave my head I kind of look like Count Orlof form the 1922 film 'Nosferatu.' Do you think this would make vampires more interested in me, or would find it especially unattractive? What about other undead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676601
it would make tanukis glare at you warily

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676608
Well that's fine, I don't particularly like Tanuki anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676577
Those eyes mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676601
Correction: It's Count Orlok, not Count Orlof.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight anons, may you dream of lewds or waifus. Maybe both.

Big, old, lonely Ryus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676396
>>16676472
>>16676577
Jesus I know what I'm fapping to tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676594
MGE has been around since 2004 tho. No mod would let /tg/ just start making random threads on /a/ without related content. So you latched onto /a/ material as you were "displaced"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676643
I could never make it to a ryu, because a clingy shirohebi would inevitably get me first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676472
>ln will never draw for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676682
That means you are weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676682
>CC Ryu is doomed to be single forever because her shrine maidens keep stealing all the prospective husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676685
I'm honestly surprised and happy that I got so many deliveries from him. Everytime I see the "Just take me~" image I get a little proud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676662
Read what I typed. I said before EMG was a thing.
And guess what? Turns out there's other monstergirl content besides that and MGE, which was able to be discussed on /a/ wven back then.
Though, looking at these threads now, you'd get the impression that as far as monstergirl content goes, only those two things exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676704
>I said before EMG was a thing.
I know but I singled out the two biggest things, the two things most likely to spawn threads and generals. You pointed out one came too late and I pointed out the validity of the other. You've no claim over these threads asides from how long you've plagued them.

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>>16676697
She thinks that after all the maidens have a boyfriends they will stop stealing them, but little did she know that they got pregnant and had to move out, opening more spots and some even putting their daughteru in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676685
You could always ask if he does commissions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676198
But communists are evil! I would never let one of those big strong beautiful girls pin me down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676319
This. It's almost like after all this time /tg/ fags are just clinging to their cancer and are refusing to change. It's obvious when it happens and it's really annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676757
Suit yourself. I'd rather have loving breeding sex with a refined and seductive fascist, myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676786
Drink a doppel potion and alp your clone, then go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676796
I would if I could, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676786
But what if the political views of a monster girl don't actually matter at all?

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>>16676718
Up until the general purge that got us kicked off of /a/ to wither here, MGE was mostly fine.
But remember, (or not, you don't seem to be aware of most of this, so you probably weren't there) the monstergirl threads were also once-a-week on a weekend, until individuals started bitching that they couldnt participate.
And you're talking about this "claim" shit an awful lot for some retarded reason. Nobody "owns" a thread, and you're a dumbass for having a nebulous vendetta against an entire board. Especially when that board just so happened to be where these threads started out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676786
I see you're a man of culture as well.

>try to post heilwan, image limit reached
God dammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676808
Honestly, the aesthetics and perception of being fascist is more important anyway. After all I'm really just interested in the uniforms.

As well as the nationalism and militarism.

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>>16676813
No, I predate the general purge, I'm saying I wasn't around for whatever /tg/ exodus you're talking about.

And they were a bit more frequent than once a week. Especially towards the end where a new one rolled out after the other capped.

>And you're talking about this "claim" shit an awful lot for some retarded reason
I didn't bring it up. I just told /tg/ to fuck off and then came the typical "We were here first" responses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676835
Eh, never been a fan of the uniforms. And that other stuff kinda makes sense, I like a girl with pride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676198
Large Snow Cat Comrade!

I am of blowing you kisses!~

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>>16676838
>And they were a bit more frequent than once a week. Especially towards the end where a new one rolled out after the other capped.

No, they were literally once every Saturday. Its people who were complaining about missing threads that more were posted, and that slowly transitioned into a decline to full-on general with a thread up 24/7.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know whether to subscribe to BEEFED.com or TAILED.com

Help

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676877
Explain to me what TAILED.com is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676815
I am of the belief that fascist foxes are where it is at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676884
Fashionably Fascist Foxes in SS Uniforms!

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>>16676877
if you can track down the big corp behind those sites you can get a sweet deal on subbing to both of them, or more
should warn you, if you're subscribed to more than 3 at a time you're "rewarded" with the SLUT title and are often invited to lucrative parties run by the people behind those sites

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676882
Well-endowed Manticores engaging in lewd activities with young men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676867
NYET
IS OF EMBARRASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676893
>are often invited to lucrative parties run by the people behind those sites
Parties are lame though, what if i never go

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676894
Well I know what I'm subscribing to. But there real question is, when can I visit the TAILED Mansion?

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>>16676875
Well for the six or so months I was around for before the whole purge thing, it was closer to something like two threads a week that would last two to three days. I remember this clearly, because I was always surprised to open the catalog and see the old thread I'd expected to have dropped off still hanging around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676892
That's exactly what I'm after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676902
the party comes to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676835
>no fascist wolfu who tells me that my genetics are too weak to give her daughterus
>then never lets me give her daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676909
You and me both, mein Kamerad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676919
But there's still plenty of work for a young man like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676930
Like? I'm always up for work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676937
There's the factories, or secretary work, or the brothels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676919
Eugenics that lead to captive breeding programs are the best sort. Do your best for the motherland, everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676944
I sure do like the sound of the 2nd one. But what if I'm in love with the wolfu of my dreams? I can't just let her go like that, I need to fight for her.

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>>16676905
This was well before that. The /a/ threads were complete generals for a couple of years, roughly. Memory's hazy on exactly how long.
During that time you describe, the generals were slower, but people would post deliberately to prevent dropping off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676959
Sorry, but wolfus need strong children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676958
So certain human boys aren't allowed to breed? That sounds bad. What if they just want a family?

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>>16676962
>The /a/ threads were complete generals for a couple of years, roughly. Memory's hazy on exactly how long.
You're way overestimating it, even I remember it wasn't at the point of a 24/7 general like you describe, or at least that's what I take you to mean when you say "complete general"

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>>16676962
Not a part of this three hour back and forth but I like that we've landed at /jp/. It's a nice slow board where people very largely don't come in if they aren't into what you're posting and at least for now the local janny is pretty good. And now that a lot of the old guard have gone into hiding or left or chilled out it feels like its avoided a lot of the typical problems that generals have.
Not sure what ya'll are snarfin about though.

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>>16676968
Well, if I can't give her those. I can still give her my love. Ganna shower that wolfu with my affection until she loves me! Ganna leave flowers and cards ok her doorstep everyday!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676983
>And now that a lot of the old guard have gone into hiding or left or chilled out it feels like its avoided a lot of the typical problems that generals have.
This is laughable. The place is experiencing the exact symptoms that generals suffer from which cause all of 4chan to call them awful.

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>>16676975
Yeah, probably. At the very least, during that time threads were being posted frequently. Especially in the six months before the /jp/ purge, if one thread died, it wouldn't be more than a few hours before another was posted, on average an at the least.

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>>16677014
Perhaps I'm just underestimating it, but I feel as though the period of 24/7 generals only lasted for the last 3 or so months

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>>16676972
It's not about preventing breeding, it's about securing a steady supply of ideal candidates for higher officers. Your family is given a generous state stipend for the duration of your mandatory service.

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>>16677028
I might be overestimating in saying it was for two years at most, too. I only visited intermittently, which doesn't help my accuracy.

Somwhere between our guesses is probably not far off.

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>>16677031
Some part of me really want to fall in love with a higher officer and end up loving each other so much I give her daughterus.

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>>16674605
A febreeze that can remove the most foulest of odors from the most rank of hovels.

It really smells awful in my place right now. Imagine the smell of fermented piss punching you in the face. The febreeze isn't helping much even though I ripped out the smelly carpet and opened all my windows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674782
Mai waifu is a Medusa, snakes don't have asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677092
>snakes don't have asses.
You're wrong
Lamiass is best ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677084
Damn. Was someone living there before you who got the place all smelling of fermented piss?

[Anonymous No.]

FAT CAT ASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677107
The previous owner apparently spoiled his dogs rotten, to the point where teaching them where to relieve themselves was not happening. He must have been halfway decent at housekeeping because it took all the way until now for it to take effect. Trust me I've tried to get the carpet cleaned before. After a while it's just cathartic to get a box cutter and tear off the floor to reveal the wooden floorboards. It worked to remove the smell for a while, until now. This is why I don't want a Kiki waifu/hire. She does not deserve to go through this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676968
That hit way too harder than it should have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677134
Feline monster girls should be kept in perfect shape in order to preserve their flexibility and agility
Indulging a cat in an unhealthy lifestyle only to abuse her ensuing overly large rear is an evil thing to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677141
Fucking hell. If you can still smell it after carpet removal, chances are the piss and whatnot has actually soaked into the cracks beneath the wooden boards and gotten even deeper.
At that point, I'd probably consider consulting a professional cleaner or carpenter to see what can be done about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676983
Nah brah, this >>16676998

[Anonymous No.]

>>16676998
>>16677176
Well I've been havin a great time.

[Anonymous No.]

What is your ideal setting to live in with your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677156
What if she abuses me with her large rear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675543
casually through out the day, giving a nice spank as you pass her until she has enough and turns the tables by riding you dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677213
MGC honestly.
Comfy city, good apartment rates, and all the decadent sex aide shops you could ever imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677229
So do you want a Cheshire with a big fat ass you could rest a glass on to back it up and press your face between it and the wall while jiggling it up and down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677213
The lair is fine, you can get internet and running hot water anywhere these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677208
Figures.

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>>16677213
A modern city on Earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677170
I found the other source. It's the vents, it's the fucking vents. I don't care about cold or hot, it's time to kill the AC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677213
Canon MGE is pretty good

>>16677229
Try to keep a straight face and tell her not to do it again
I know a cat's big behind is attractive but you can't let her do this to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677213
MGE, but I have considered MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677270
>Canon MGE is pretty good
At the risk of getting shouted at, I'll agree. I like my no-problems-ever hugbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677277
It's nice for a comfy life style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677277
Same here. Like don't get me wrong, sometimes the happy-go-lucky escapism can get almost mocking, but I'd still prefer it as a slice of life thing.

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>>16677277
I see no issue.
Takes a sad frustrated person to get pissy at someone else's fantasy.

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>>16677213
Recently I came to the realization that the absolute prefect scenario for me would be an alternate reality version of the city I currently live in, so basically if my city were MGC. The monstergirl/human populations would be fairly balanced so there would be all the neat major monstergirl culture influences, but there would still be most of the familiarity of my hometown too. I absolutely love it here even though it's pretty boring as far as big cities go, but being able to share the place where I grew up with my waifu and daughteru would bring me endless joy.

This also provides a perfect way for me to meet my waifu, if she existed as my alternate reality counterpart (which I believe she would considering she's my waifu) then I could just show up in my alternate reality/her bedroom when the quantum convergence happens.

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>>16677213
probably straight up mge
in spite of all its short comings, it would be a very comfy place to live
a 'present day' mge sounds nice too
but that puts a bit of a hamper on the potential for adventure or maybe I lack imagination

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677277
What a fag, everyone knows you're not supposed to enjoy yourself when it comes to monstergirls
They're very serious business you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677213
Canon MGE my man

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677286
Even though it's pretty much a meme. MGC does sound fairly nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677286
Shit nigga, you have given this some serious thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677285
It's no problem if a shitty fantasy is kept to itself. But it's the nature of the thread that fantasies are shared and talked about, so they're not kept to themselves. That makes them acceptable targets for criticism.
MGE is the "but it's okay if you turn your brain off" of settings. You should expect to be called out for saying its good as anything except a half-baked justification for marketable fap material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677313
Nah, its the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677313
I like it. I don't mind if you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677304
It does, but in my headcanon it's like a MGC lite, as compared to the threadcanon that is. Mamono mana would be way less potent for all but the super magical girls at least in the main human realm (Earth) though, hopefully that would make things even more comfy and easier to accept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677313
>You should expect to be called out for saying its good
I don't come to these threads to have people with nothing better to do with their lives critique stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677306
Of course I have anon, thinking about this kind of stuff is really nice. Especially when I have big realizations like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677313
I'm fine with a bit of genuine criticism but it's a bit (a lot) much when it gets torn to shreds every time someone tries to mention their preference for the canon.
It might not be foolproof but that doesn't mean people have to point out it's flaws every time it gets brought up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677339
Yeah that makes sense. Hell I'd like to visit MGC with my waifu once in a while. Would make for a nice vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677352
I feel like some sort of MG Vegas would be better for a vacation.
Unless MGC is MG Vegas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677349
There's unfortunately a lot of people that seem to be consciously or subconsciously looking for things to complain about or criticize. It's one thing to disagree or dislike something, its another to feel the need to tell the whole thread about it and be unwilling to drop it for hours on end. Thankfully the gravest offenders only seem to come in waves and don't seem to be too regular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677352
I feel you on that anon. I'd like to visit all sorts of places where monstergirls live!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677359
What happens in pandemonium stays in pandemonium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677352
If I saw a billboard reading "Come to the Cemetery District in MGC!" with a kuudere Lich making a heart gesture with her hands, I'd probably go next holiday I get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677342
Tough break. Guess what? You're here. You're one of those people "with nothing better to do with their lives". We're both at the bottom of the barrel, and there's no intellectual high ground at the bottom of a barrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677359
>it's like sin city but x100

I was thinking more MGC New York or Tokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677370
>turns out it's just gloomy, dark and eerie

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677370
But it's creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677364
Complaing or criticising on 4chan? Holy fucking shit, call the preses.

Seriously though, it's going to happen. If you're averse to it, there's always forums and wikis you can go to as an alternative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677372
Not him but that's a pretty big projector screen you're setting up there, anon. We've got all sorts of successful and intelligent people here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677368
Just make sure you don't run out of money when you're single, or you might end up whoring yourself out to tubby Tanukis and rough monstergirl thugs to get out!
And once you start down that path, you aren't getting out.

>>16677373
So you want to go to Zipangu is what you're saying.

>>16677378
But the nightlife is amazing. Watch out for the Vampires and Wights strutting around in skimpy clothing looking to seduce a husband.
And if you see Ghouls in a group in an isolated place, careful it might be a blowbang group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677378
>Hop off the bus, you've checked in an elaborate, haunted mansion run as a Hotel.
>Expect hundreds of love-struck Undead Girls throwing themselves at you.
>The first thing you run into is a gang of Ghoul delinquents, smoking outside the cemetery district gate, and telling you to 'Beat it, you non-dead punk.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677390
Then again since we're all anonymous we can't prove or disprove shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677397
>"Wait boss, that's a human!"
>"Ohoho~? Then he might have a nice thick treat for us girls~"
And then anon fell victim to a Ghoul blowbang.
At least they decided to stick around since they liked the taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677286
>if she existed as my alternate reality counterpart (which I believe she would considering she's my waifu)
This is really adorable anon. Thinking about it this way makes me feel a lot closer to my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677390
And? It's an anonymous imageboard. That counts for literally nothing. If you want to brag about how intelligent you are, plenty of websites will let you sign up with a username, even make your own blog to talk about how succesful you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677410
They'd film Anon as they pin him against a wall and give him a forceful blowjob.

Throwing gang signs and boasting about fucking a tourist's brains out.

Then when they leave him pants-less and passed out in an alleyway, they'd say "Welcome to MGC, fuckboy." Keeping his underwear as a trophy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677398
It just seems a bit petty to assume 'everyone else is at a terrible place in life like me if they've ended up here'. And kinda weird to then say 'so I'm gonna tear them down more by picking apart their fantasies that I don't like'. Like what happens even if you're successful in convincing them they've got a shit fantasy or idea, they walk away thinking 'well I guess I'll just change my whole fantasy now because people didn't like it'? Why waste the energy and drag the whole thread into it, ya know? I mean do your thing I guess, if that's what you feel will help you or them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677413
Exactly anon! It's pretty prefect in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677413
If that's the case I feel bad for her. I'm studying Japanese which is pretty consistent all things considered. She's learning the wondrous bullshit that is the English language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677418
>leaving him in the alleyway
>not dragging him back to their clubhouse for more "fun" when he wakes up.
It's like you don't understand how monstergirl delinquents operate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677423
Maybe she's fascinated by it anon, maybe she thinks it will bring her closer to you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677396
Nah, I just want to see comfy cities with my waifu. Introduce her to what my world is like before I moved to her homeland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677416
But isn't that the point then? Wouldn't someone who wanted to brag about how intelligent they are be the person who would try and criticize other people's fantasy settings for not being 'correct' or being too 'turn your brain off'? Wouldn't a person who didn't care to brag about how intelligent they are be fine with other people having their own interests and fantasies even if they personally didn't feel they were well thought out or up to their level of quality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677435
>I love anon
>Enough to take time to learn his language
>Still though
>What the fuck
>Fuck fucking fucked fucker fucking fuckups fuck fucking fucked fucking fuckup fucking fucker's fuck
>This is grammatically correct

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677445
Sounds like she has 'fuck' on the brain anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677438
Makes me wonder if Earth Tourism would become a thing for monstergirls
>Seeing a world where monsters never existed
>A World that moved past things like the order and evolved into a technological society
Do you think monstergirls would become the most common tourists?
And if so, what landmark near where you live would they cluster around? For me it'd be the Space Needle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677396
I'm ganna go bust then whore myself out to s tubby Tanuki! Or maybe I'll visit the Hellhound Gang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677421
I'm just calling bullshit on the peope saying "you must be sad or frustrated if you're criticising this shit" and "please don't speak ill of this setting, why are people so mean?"
I'm wasting time doing whatever, just like everyone else is. The people who criticise aren't any worse than the people who get criticised, but some individuals in the latter party seem to think they deserve some kind of immunity to it.
I'm saying there's no immunity for anyone. It's a level playing field. If you think what I say is bullshit, you can be the same as me and call it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677454
I'm not sure what land marks are near me. But there's a castle just down the road.

Maybe I can go hit on the cuties there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677454
There are no landmarks here, only the woods. Surely there would be no harm in going there with the tourists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677454
They would like to go to DisneyLand, but wouldn't be able to go on any of the rides. Or the nerdier girls would love museums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677457
If you bust out in a high profile Tanuki Casino after winning a whole lot first then maybe the boss of said casino will offer to pay your way home if you "work off" your debt as her personal fucktoy.
By the time you've earned enough you'll be thoroughly addicted to her pussy and her tubby tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677454
We have okay museums, but that's about it. Like I said before, my city is super boring for how big it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677440
Except I don't care about how intelligent anyone is. I said that. Anonymous imageboard and eveything.
I'm talking about stuff which is posted here, whihc is different. Like, I'll shit on something you post in the thread, but it doesn't mean I'm going todislike you as a person, or even hold an opinion of you. How can I?
All I can see is what's posted, which is completely different as a subject from the person posting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677459
That's well and good, but it doesn't address what someone hopes to accomplish by criticizing others' fantasies. You could be perfectly zen and still have the same negative effect with no real potential for positive outcome as listed before. It's not so much a question of immunity as it is a question of purpose. And one could say 'well none of this has any purpose', which to an extent is true, though given the choice between people talking about monstergirls and their settings or people complaining about or criticizing other people's settings, I'd think most rational people would choose the former. In fact, if the point is just wasting time doing whatever, why would one want to waste that time trying to mess with other people just trying to do the same thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677213
An undead city in my own setting. No more, no less. Not gonna lie, if a city could be a self insert, mine would be the most blatant

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677486
Nothing wrong with that anon, my chosen setting is a lot like that too. Very personal and headcanon-y.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677466
You'd probably get a bunch of Dragons, Wights and the like.

>>16677467
Hope you like Elves and Werewolves anon.

>>16677472
You'd probably get a bunch of human-like monstergirls and a few Tanukis trying to get the rights to open a monstergirl-friendly replica park on their side of the portal. You'd get a bunch of Crow Tengu and Liches interested in the museums too.

>>16677478
You'd at least get monstergirls trying to fish for husbands in a big pond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677490
I kinda feel bad that I have to headcanon a bit of my waifu's homeland because th stuff wasn't explained in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677432
Oh no! Not the old Crypt they use as a hangout!

With dusty beanbags, empty beer cans and mattresses with lewd stains on them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677501
>You'd probably get a bunch of Dragons, Wights and the like.

Perfect, ganna go tell a dragon she's cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16677483
That's what I'm saying though. If one doesn't care about the intelligence of others on an anonymous imageboard, why would someone feel the need to inform someone that their setting is shit or poorly thought out or 'turn-your-brain-off' level?
>it doesn't mean I'm going to dislike you as a person, or even hold an opinion of you
Did you not say that both you and the person you were disagreeing with were 'both at the bottom of the barrel'? That doesn't seem like something one would say if they had no concern of others' status or if they held no opinion of them. And unfortunately it does seem that many times those who go into critiques start it off with personal assumptions and passive-aggressive phrasing with an intention to belittle or downplay someone else. Perhaps that isn't you and you only provide constructive critiques of others, but I don't think I've seen a legitimate critique that avoids assuming someone else's intelligence or resorting to name calling or 'go back to x' phrasing here for a very long time.

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>>16677507
I wonder how they'd react to you getting loose and cleaning up the place because you just couldn't stand it one second more.

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>>16677501
>You'd at least get monstergirls trying to fish for husbands in a big pond.
We don't really have ponds though we have bayous. I don't think they'd find any husbands in there.

>>16677505
I don't see anything wrong with that, it's a fantasy wish fulfillment setting so there is always room for interpretation.

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>>16677520
I guess there's actually nothing wrong with it. And I like my interpretation, I find it comfy.

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>>16677523
That's what its all about, mane.

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>>16677523
Comfy is the best!

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>>16677520
Anon that was a metaphor.
Big city = more chances for monstergirls to find a husband.

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>>16677552
I see it now. Maybe it's time for me to sleep.

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>>16677485
>purpose
Because I feel like it.
>why would one want to waste that time trying to mess with other people just trying to do the same
Why do you say I'm messing with anyone? I'm calling a crap setting crap.
You're getting into this whole philosophical upset about it.

>>16677514
>That doesn't seem like something one would say if they had no concern of others' status or if they held no opinion of them.
What might seem to you, and what actually is, can be two different things.
With that bottom of the barrel thing, I literally said it elimates any intellectual high ground.
Christ, man, I'm just fucking ragging on dumb shit on the internet.
I'm pretty guilty of it too, but you've gotten so invested in it, I'd say you're the one taking things personally the most.

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Who's ganna take that sweet last image?

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>>16677632
Were you expecting some cute girl? Too bad, it's just Moth-chan! Peace, love & rock 'n roll!

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>>16677644
>implying moth chan isn't a cutie

Ganna massage that buy body and feed her cotton sweaters!

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>>16677652
>implying she eats clothes
Rude!

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>>16677665
Look at that cute little embarrassed expression she has. She's got it because you came home and found her nibbling, wearing and sniffing your t shirts.

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>>16677644
gonna need to call in the exterminator

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>>16677683
You'd chuck her out on the streets? Fine, maybe a real man will come along and love her.

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>>16677674
Gonna pull her head under my t-shirt and make her smell my pits!

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>>16677694
No bully.

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>>16677710
It's obviously what she's after though.

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>>16677717
Anon she likes your light scent. She doesn't want to smell your BO. Or does she?

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>>16677729
They are one and the same, aren't they?

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>>16677744
Depends what you smell like.

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>>16677632
How come we're reaching 3700+ post every thread now? Has /jp/ been slowing down as of late or something?

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>>16677749
There's a new thread already.

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>>16675971
Every fucking artist does relatively same faces
and you're retarded if you think it could be otherwise, try to draw and you'll understand