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>> No.16676672

First for hellhounds

>> No.16676675

Are Evas monstergirls?

>> No.16676679 [SPOILER] 
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16676679

So lads, touch the cow, or be touched by the cow?

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>>16676672
Somewhere, a hellhound wishes she had a nice human to collar and ravish.

>> No.16676713

>>16676675
I do not like the scary cow.

>> No.16676801
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Succubutt

>> No.16676889 [DELETED] 

Nice waiting for the other thread to die, dingbats.

>> No.16676900

>>16676889
To be fair mods have said to just make a new thread at image bump.

whether or not I think that's a good idea is besides the point.

>> No.16676936

>>16676679
Mutual touching.

>> No.16676967

>>16676801
Succubutts are for cuddling.

>> No.16676978

>>16676684
In that order?

>> No.16677042

Well the majority of last thread was quite great at least, last few hours of sourness excluded.

>>16676679
touch the cow, personally.

>> No.16677051

Maids are olev

>> No.16677054

>>16676978
Depends on you and the girl. I can imagine there would be excited by the idea of their human willingly submitting to them.
at least I hope so

>> No.16677064

>>16677054
>would be a few that are excited
ugh

>> No.16677076

>>16677054
Well, after all, not all monsters' claws/paws/fingermajiggers can fit the standard gold ring, and it's usually a good idea to go for a matching set with regards to wedding bands, so it might be a matter of exchanging collars or something.

>> No.16677112

>>16677076
Would you (as a couple, or whoever is the dominant partner) buy a matching set, or each find a tutor to teach you how to craft a collar for the other?

I could go either way. matching collars are great for showing ownership, but there's something about the time and love put into handmade gifts.

I'm also good with only one partner wearing the collar. I think the less canine doms (or some anons) would probably choose to not wear one and only collar their sub.

>> No.16677124

>>16677112
I'd say it's a bit of both. Have a tutor teach us both, then together make each other's matrimonial bonds, in whatever pattern best fits our shared life.

>> No.16677205

>>16677124
I like that. It's a good way of doing it.

>> No.16677267

>Household life with a manticore
>She spends half an hour trimming and filing her nails and barbs on her tail
>leaves the clippings on the floor as she goes to get a broom
>husband enters the bathroom and accidentally steps on a barb
>"Honey, what did I tell you about your barb fragments?"
>"I'm sorry Darling, but there's no need to get snip-py!"
>They both laugh as her tail envelopes his length and they clear the next few hours from their schedule

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16677357

A thought occurs, after playing some New Vegas. Would the Stealth Suit Mk.II from Old World Blues count more as a Living Armor, or as an Ittan-Momen?

More importantly, are there any decent stories about either of those two monster types? Something about their being waifus you literally wear, being close enough that your movements and hers are one and the same, just gets to me.

>> No.16677376

>>16677357
Ya asked this before, ya damn courier.
Probably a Living Armor, I would think, considering it's combat focused and actively improves your defensive capabilities.
I wish there was more Ittan-Momen stuff, can't think of anything too standout off the top of my head.

>> No.16677377

>>16677357
I can't think of any stories.

>> No.16677389

>>16677376
>Ya asked this before, ya damn courier.
I did? Apologies, these past few days/weeks have been a truly bizarre adventure.

>> No.16677408 [DELETED] 

>>16676900
Fuck off with this. Mods would also technically be fine with it if I started posted yuri and monsterboy pictures, so long as they were SFW and had monstergirls in them.
It's not a good idea, and that mod doesnt even browse these threads anyway. They shouldn't get to set a precedent for a place they know nothing about.

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>>16677408
Shh, soft and wet.

>> No.16677447

Oh its this guy again
That explains the end of last thread too

>> No.16677458

>>16677408
>whether or not I think that's a good idea is besides the point.
Calm down faggot, I didn't make the thread

>> No.16677465 [DELETED] 

>>16677458
Condoning it with that "but mods said its fine" is pretty much just as bad, dude.

>> No.16677476

>>16677408
As long as I can do it, I will. I like having the ability to post images. Whine all you want, it won't change anything.

>> No.16677522

>>16677433
Why do you bully the slime?

>> No.16677531

>>16677522
Nah nah nah, they like that. It's like a much more intimate poke.

>> No.16677536

>>16677522
Just checking the temperature is right.

>> No.16677540 [DELETED] 

>>16677476
That's pretty fucking selfish.

>> No.16677579

>>16677540
Shh, no more tears.

>> No.16677582

>>16676679
BEEFED

>> No.16677586 [DELETED] 

>>16677579
>resorting to passive-agressive "u mad" posting
Well, nice to confirm that the people posting new threads before archival are just outright shitposters.

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>>16677586
I didn't open this thread though. Now sit down before you hurt yourself.

>> No.16677611 [DELETED] 

>>16677602
>As long as I can do it, I will.
At least try to be believable when you lie. Again, passive aggressive "u mad" and "don't hurt yourself" posting, to try and rile up the other side when you don't have a valid counterpoint.

>> No.16677617

My virginity is going to a Kitsune Miko. They're great wives.

>> No.16677621 [DELETED] 

>>16677611
>quoting someone who isn't me as proof of me lying
Anon, stop being stupid. All you're doing is shitting things up for everyone. I'm going to ignore you now, there's a Jiang-Shi in my last post, enjoy her.

>> No.16677628 [DELETED] 

>>16677621
Why make a post like "no more tears" when you're not even a part of the conversation?
You're just trying to shit up the thread by getting people angry with bait responses.

>> No.16677637 [DELETED] 

>>16677611
He's not lying moron, I've been playing League.
That being said, I agree with >>16677628. There's a reason I went to do other things rather than pointlessly argue.

>> No.16677643
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I want to be a mighty Vampire Layer and use my special breathing techniques to set a fire in her loins!

>> No.16677755
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16677755

Would you let her ride in your spaceship?

>> No.16677759

>>16677755
Sure why not, what's the worst that could happen? She's a fugitive?

>> No.16677770

>>16677643
I wonder how many people would train to become a monster layer

I know I would become a spider layer

>> No.16677778

>>16677759
She might ask you to impregnate her.

>> No.16677780

>>16677755
I still don't know where this is from.

>> No.16677788

>>16677780
Apparently you still don't know how to read either.

>> No.16677861

Would you go to a monster girl owned SPA? The entry for males is free
Just be careful in the hot springs, they are mixed gender

>> No.16677883

>>16677861
Heck no, the first one to find my weak point would leave me a panting wreck. And we all know what happens after that.

>> No.16677886

>>16677861
Sure. Would be nice to relax without having to pay for it. Just go into the pool and relax.

>> No.16677887

>>16676675
Potentially, but one of this thread's many self-enforced "Rules" is "No giants taller than 18 feet".

>> No.16677890

>>16676801
>Wings tucked in to act as part of her outfit
Lordy I love this shit.

>> No.16677892

>>16677861
> Monstergirl OWNED
It's just a Tanuki franchise isn't it?
And I know exactly what THEY do. Tempt boys in with the implied promise of snu-snu, then it's just a shitty low-budget affair where the racoons peep through the spyhole while masturbating and sell the hidden cam videos online for more Snekels

>> No.16677903

>>16677883
Come on it's not so bad
Just hide your boner with a towel, what's the worst that could happen?

>>16677886
The Dorome baths are the most relaxing activity
Do you see Dorome's big goofy smile? You're going to make the same expression after 10 minutes in there

>> No.16677905

>>16677861
I don't know man, I hear the Oni Yakuza likes to hang out at those sorts of places.

>> No.16677906

>A MG will never own, possess and love you
>Will never split the earth in a fury of fire if she ever found out you were hurt, be it in the past, present or future

>> No.16677908

>>16677903
I suppose as long as I stay away from the massage room, nobody would touch my back. That isn't mandatory, right?

>> No.16677913

>>16677903
Having them do lewd stuff to my body while I'm in their mud feels like it would end with me staying there until i'm drained.
What else is on offer?

>> No.16677917

>>16677892
That's the shady small shops who are run by "human" girls so that gullible men enter without any suspicions

Go to the big ones ran by Onis or Kitsunes

>>16677905
The Oni yakuza isn't that much mean
They might get you drunk and have drunken sex with you but that's just a fun night

>> No.16677924

>>16677908
Of course it's not mandatory but the massage parlor has oiled up Anubises and you know you'll go in there regardless

>>16677913
If Dorome baths aren't your thing you have Bubble Slime baths
You could also ask for a deep cleaning by an Akaname or a Cancer, they VERY relaxing

>> No.16677941

>>16677924
Anubises are nice, but I can resist them. Maybe. But if you had oiled up felines, well, forget about it. I'll just prepare my body now.

>> No.16677956

>>16677941
What about an oiled up /fit/ Jinko with a Russian accent?
She'll make sure to retract her claws while massaging you like her grandma taught her to.

>> No.16677957

>>16677924
Bubble slime sounds nice. Or just slime baths in general. All goo-y and stuff while they can press against you and give you a massage.

>> No.16677970

>>16677924
>oiled up Anubises
If I go in I'll never come out.

>> No.16677973

>>16677956
Oh god just take me now russian chuff machine.

>> No.16677982

>>16677957
Slimes tend to be a bit touchy
I hope you are comfortable with that

>>16677970
>>16677973
Whatever you do, keep your towel on
Who knows what might happen otherwise

>> No.16677983

>>16677906
I think it's good the earth doesn't get split.

>> No.16677992

>>16677982
>Whatever you do, keep your towel on
I'm not sure I can guarantee that.

ESPECIALLY if they keep theirs on.

>> No.16678001

>>16676396
>make a post describing a hot hakutaku and kind of want art of it some day
>go to sleep a few hours later
>wake up to see latenight delivered beautifully
Couldn't ask for a better start to the day, thanks latenight.

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>Your next line will be "A-actually I was just waiting for my girlfriend, she's an Oni s-so stay away!"
This Pixie is totally picking on you, you bitch. You just gonna take it?

>> No.16678016

I just want a nice, demure, shy and kindo monster girl who tries not to be lewd at all.

Who also tries to hide her HUGE breasts by wearing sweaters.

>> No.16678020

>>16677906
>Yandere high level monster girl marries an Anon who was bullied and abused his whole youth
>Goes on a rampage to take revenge on all the people who dared bring harm to her beloved
This would make a nice TV series

>>16678010
Pixies might act mean and tough but all you need to do is grab one and use her as an onahole
That will teach her some respect

>> No.16678028

>>16678001
Latenight really knows how to add appeal to certain monmusu.
Have they ever done something like a Charybdis though?
Somewhere out there is a support group for the completely unloved monsters.

>> No.16678034

>>16678010
I want no trouble...

>> No.16678036

>>16678034
One more thing! Jackie is old and it's sad.

>> No.16678045

>>16678028
I wouldn't be surprised if barb got around to doing Charybdis some day, he seems to have a thing for drawing girls that no one else will give a chance.

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>>16678045
I liked his Barometz.

Jellysheep is underrated.

>> No.16678061

>>16678060
Barometz is probably a sleeper top 10 for me, honestly.
Wanna lick that sheep.

>> No.16678071

>>16678010
I'm fairly sure I could eat her myself if I needed to. I don't need to lie.

>> No.16678076
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>>16678060
>>16678061
They should get more love, they're brown, fluffy and sex with them is pretty hilarious.

>> No.16678081

>>16677906
>Yandere Pharaoh
>Some guy pranks anon, just a small one but it makes people laugh at anon.
>Pharaoh hears of this
>The guy was never seen again.
>And an unnamed slave was thrown into the Mumie pit for unknown some reson just as he disappeared.
I do like yandere monster girls.

>> No.16678097

>>16678016
Would she have a rape aura like Alices do? Or would she genuinely not be lewd?

>>16678061
Licking the brown sheep and sleeping on her comfy wool is the cure to all depressions

>> No.16678166

>>16677643
But why is her HAND on fire?

>> No.16678168

>>16678036
Eh, his movies are really cool but his attitude towards life is a little scary.
>"I'm gradually beginning to feel that we Chinese need to be controlled. If we're not being controlled, we'll just do what we want."

>> No.16678173

>>16678168
The Chinese are an evil race of monsters though, I know because I read old comic books about the Yellow Peril. The Mist Continent is going to get us all!

>> No.16678177

>>16678168
>decades later people are still taking this quote out of context
He's talking about mild censorship in the media, holy shit.

>> No.16678194

>>16678173
>The Mist Continent is going to get us all!
They can get me if they want, I'd love to wake up buried in a Hinezumi, Ren Xiongmao and Hakutaku cuddle pile.

>> No.16678202

>>16678010
Would slap and use an one time onahole.

>> No.16678219
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>>16678177
I don't want to lead us too far away from monstergirls, but it's not just that.
He's a supporter of Communist nationalism and kind of a corrupt old rich man himself.

He's the aged old fire rat telling your rebel towns that they're stupid for resisting the Youko empire.

>> No.16678220

>>16678202
>one time onahole
>one time
I find it amusing that you think that she won't hunt you down and make you use her again and again.

>> No.16678225

>>16678219
I had this idea that a Firerat had caught a chuuni virus that made her act weird and when she's fighting the MC he catches it from her and starts acting all weird and melodramatic too, and then the audience catches it and everybody is sucked into the madness.

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>>16678219
>tfw Chinese diaspora
Your Hakutaku friend is a master's student from the Mist Continent. After you help her with some of the harder words in Common, she does this to you.

wat do

>> No.16678231

>>16678220
Well good luck for her. I'm behind seven big monsters.

>> No.16678234

>>16678220
Every monster girl out there is for making into a one time onahole
That might not be why they want, but that's what they deserve

>> No.16678235

>>16678228
I wake her sleeping dragon with my fledgling phoenix if you know what I mean.

>> No.16678237

>>16678234
I wouldn't mind having sex adventures in MGE. I wish there was something that made monsters not get addicted to you. Maybe a condom or something but better.

>> No.16678239

>>16678225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ienp4J3pW7U
"The chuuniest fight in the world"

>> No.16678242

>>16678231
You've fallen into her trap, for those seven are already working for her!

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>>16678235
She responds appreciatively, but before she begins, she asks if you're willing to marry her and give her 20 daughterus to continue the family line.

If you do marry her, you're going to spend two weeks every February visiting her extended family of Confucian Cows in the Motherland.

>> No.16678246

>>16678244
20 is too many, I can't remember that many names without eartags.

>> No.16678250

>>16678228
>Only one thing left to do

>> No.16678254

>>16678242
But one of those seven fell for my trap and she's now sleeping with me! That fairy already lost.

>> No.16678258

>>16678254
Since when were you under the impression it was the real girl and not the Pixie using a Glamour?

>> No.16678264

Ren Xiongmao are underrated.

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>>16678264
I had them forever "ruined" for me by this image.
Stupid sexy doctor pining after Roy...

>> No.16678276

>>16678258
Since the pixie were too filled up to even think about doing anything.

>> No.16678278

>>16678272
Hot damn.

>> No.16678280

>>16678276
'twas merely a clever ruse!

>> No.16678283

>>16678237
If you don't love her and she doesn't either it should be fine
The only worry you'll have is fucking a monster girl who falls in love with your semen and thus with you too

>>16678264
That they are
If a Ren Xiongmao looked at me while doing inappropriate things to her bamboo I would be obliged to have sex with her

>> No.16678287

>>16678272
I'm going to sexually harass that panda.

>> No.16678292
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>>16678264
Japan seem to like them, they get a bit of art now and again.

There's even a paizuri image set.

>> No.16678299

>>16678280
I don't think it was a ruse from the way was screaming and trembling. And even then if it was, I could just go for another girl while she wanders around in her quest to find me.

>> No.16678302

>>16678292
Big panda tiddies!

>> No.16678327

>>16678299
Anon, I don't think you understand how fearsome the faerie are.

>> No.16678335

>>16678292
Impregnate the panda! There are too few of them, we need to make more of them!

>> No.16678342

>>16678335
Mist Continent panda preservation project!

>> No.16678347

>>16678327
I don't think you understand how gpod my dick is.
Nothing beats the cock, anon.

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>>16678302
>oni tengu stopped doing mge content
>hasn't drawn any of his own characters since january
We lost him to gacha games, fuck.
>>16678335
Slow cuddle sex with a panda girl is just my kind of thing, someone has to populate the world with cute pandas anyway.

>> No.16678356

>>16678347
This is a story men tell each other to make themselves feel better about getting told to do the dishes.

>> No.16678359

>>16678335
>>16678342
>>16678350
I'm sure the whole endangered species thing has been started by pandas themselves
They are just perverted chinese bears who want to get creampied

>> No.16678361

>>16678356
Sure thing Hellhound. Go pretend to be a sub on your husband's bed.

>> No.16678378

>>16678359
Those clever bastards. I'm going to creampie them until they pass out, that'll show them!

>> No.16678399

>>16677755
if that one is even half as gut as voynich hotel i'm in

>> No.16678416

>>16678399
What's Voynich Hotel?

>> No.16678431

>>16678416
another manga by the same artist, its really good. has its fair share of monster girls, even thought they are more of the gruesome (still cute) variety

>> No.16678434

>>16678431
It's been talked about here before? I'm pretty sure I've heard it before.

>> No.16678450

>>16678347
Except for half of the monstergirls

>> No.16678452

>>16678416
Just read it.

>> No.16678454

>>16678450
They don't beat the cock anon. They harness it. They control it! Through it they gain power to challenge even the gods themselves!

>> No.16678475

>>16678450
We need to make a compile list of all the monster girls who can beat the cock
They are the only ones we need to watch out for

>> No.16678479

>>16678475
I remember someone posting one time ago.

Basically a sub/dom list.

>> No.16678481

>>16678475
No anon. They are the ones we need to beat.

>> No.16678499

>>16678479
Aren't there any subs that can beat the dick?
What about Dom's who can't beat it?

>>16678481
And you're the one who need to be raped

>> No.16678503

How does one get targetted by a chubby CC tanuki?

>> No.16678508 [DELETED] 

>>16677476
Thank you for proving yourself the selfish piece of shit we always thought you were.

>> No.16678513

>>16678045
Charybdis is probably the next i'll draw, i had her on my list for a while

>> No.16678515

>>16678503
Act slutty.

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>>16678503
Negotiate a contract for the sale of freehold property i.e. you, with restrictive covenants against leasing. Bring along a title deed with her name on it and have it registered at the bank's book of Tanuki weddings.

>> No.16678535

>>16678499
>Aren't there any subs that can beat the dick?
There are no girls like that in MGE I think.
>What about Dom's who can't beat it?
The ones who go sub like Dragons and Wolfgirls I guess.

>> No.16678537

>>16678499
Dragons are doms that can lose to the dick. And even I'm raped, I'll never lose to pissy.

>> No.16678539

>>16678537
I prefer dom Dragons who stay pretty dom.

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>>16678503
>>16678532
Of course, given the high romantic value of the property, she will likely have to take out a hefty loan to purchase it. She'll have to mortgage marry her property herself to the seller-husband to complete the transaction.

>> No.16678548

>>16678503
Make very poor financial decisions and try to get a consumer loan from a shady loaner

>>16678513
Make her extra cute
Just because she spikes her husband's food with doppelganger potion so she can get all her holes filled doesn't make her a bad girl

>> No.16678561

>>16678539
I do too, but I would love to gently take care of her a few times.

>> No.16678572

>>16678535
I don't think Shoggoths lose to the dick, it's just that they have no reason to oppose it

As for doms aside from the species who can switch you have Vampires and to a lesser extent Griffons

>>16678537
>He thinks he can beat monster pussy

>> No.16678574

>>16678572
>Griffons

>> No.16678583

>>16678572
Griffons beat the dick and love them tenderly afterwards. Being addicted to the cock is a monster's fate.

And yeah, I bet I can beat monster pussy.

>> No.16678596

>>16678583
> I bet I can beat monster pussy
famous last words

>> No.16678597

>>16678572
Neither of those are switchs

>> No.16678600

>>16678574
>>16678583
Griffons get way too easily addicted to the cock
She keeps finding excuses to rape her future husband over and over again until she finally gives in and marries him
She can't beat the cock, one taste and it's over

>I bet I can beat monster pussy
That's what they all say, next thing you know you're promising to marry a monster girl if she lets you have sex with her

>> No.16678606

>>16678600
You're just using meme words without doing it properly.

You can say exactly the same about monster pussy.

>> No.16678608
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16678608

I have too much blood in my alcoholstream right now, but atleast its nice to scribble something on paper again.

>> No.16678614
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16678614

Lilims are nice.
I wonder how the deal with managing demon realms

>> No.16678616

>>16678608
This looks like something that should be accompanied by the DOOM sound effect that they use in manga.

>> No.16678617

>>16678600
I'm not a slut for many species. They can't break me.

>> No.16678622

>>16676801
>those wings
I'd like to see a flight capable Automaton using folding her wings in as side skirts.

>> No.16678626

>>16678608
Cute.

>> No.16678627

>>16678614
I like those proportions.

>> No.16678628

>>16678614
I should get back to writing about my Steelim, but I fucked up and started a bunch of other stories and now instead of writing them I'm just watching JoJo.
I've lost control of my life.

>> No.16678631

>>16678614
I would guess that most lilims are indeed super hotties. I wouldn't mind one managing my demon realm.

>> No.16678633

>>16678583
>I bet I can beat monster pussy.
You can't beat the most basic things, or you wouldn't end up here. Not like you would get a chance, though.

>> No.16678640
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16678640

Are Jiang-Shi and Ren-Xiongmao's the softest Mist Continent girls?

>> No.16678642

>>16678633
I can beat a good round of drinks and I'm pretty athletic too for your information. Lower tier monster girls are definitely something I can beat.

>> No.16678645

>>16678640
Ren-X is literally defined as being one of the softest girls in the world.

>> No.16678670

>>16678640
I would go to a Jiang-Shi massage parlor where paying customers can massage a Jiang-Shi of their choice.
I wonder what the upper limits of their supernatural flexibility and movement are. I love the idea that they start off as nearly, well, dead but end up moving and sounding like porn stars by the end of lovemaking.

>> No.16678671

>>16678608
Cursed Tanukis and their twisted ways of getting you to love them
Can't she just invite the man she likes to a date or something?

>>16678640
Jiangshi are extra soft but not the softest
So far I think Dragon Zombies are the softest

>>16678645
Is this in the profile? I don't recall it

>> No.16678689

>>16678671
I remember it being in the profile,but my memory has never been my sharpest tool. They're also supposed to be excellent negotiators.

>> No.16678715
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>>16678689
Rens are described as diplomats, at least the ones that have a high social standing in the mist continent are.

>> No.16678716

>>16678292
I want to milk that panda.

>> No.16678752

Keep your waifu's mofu at top condition.

>> No.16678756
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>>16678752
Have at it.

>> No.16678762

>>16678752
Sure thing. Gotta all the mofu products.

>> No.16678763

>>16678756
Even if it takes a good 6 hours. Grooming your waifu's mofu is the most intimate thing you could do, it takes a lot of trust, understanding and love. Also it's very lewd.

>> No.16678764

>>16678752
I feel for the anons with lots of little fox daughterus, that must be a lot of mofu to brush.

>> No.16678766

>>16678756
Crit needs to draw more fat fox bottoms.

>> No.16678774

What's the most embarrassing song your waifu has ever slurred out during drunk karaoke?

>> No.16678780

>>16678752
Of course I would anon. Even though my waifu's species isn't particularly known for it's mofu, I'd still thoroughly brush my waifu's and daughteru's tails every day. I'd also comb out their paw fluff so it stays all soft and fluffy, and I'd give them paw massages as an added bonus! This anon >>16678763 knows, grooming is absolutely wonderful.

>> No.16678786

>>16678608
Ayo, that's neato.

>> No.16678789

>>16678774
I can't really understand her when she sings, just imagine a 7 foot stack of chuffmuscles singing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wku16-uDWu8

>> No.16678796

>>16678780
Your waifu's species is very known for mofu. Just look at all that mofu. And you're definitely right, pad massaging is essential. I'd brush and groom my daughteru's and waifu's mofu, pads, tails and ears everyday! I'd even file their nails so they can get real sharp claws, it's hard for them to do it themselves.

I'd love to be there all the time to help my family with things they can't do with their meaty paws.

>> No.16678798

>>16678628
I should work on mine as well.

I kind of wonder if Mari is done with that shark yet though. Did she forget, or was she abducted by seagulls?

>> No.16678802

>>16678774
Just one example. But it's super cute when she does!

https://youtu.be/Cv6tuzHUuuk

>> No.16678808

>>16678798
>seagulls
MINE
MINE
MINE

>> No.16678809

>>16678774
The NicoNico melody thing.

>> No.16678812
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16678812

Say something nice.

>> No.16678815

>>16678812
beeg teeddies

>> No.16678817

>>16678808
Only thing you legally call something else if it's landlocked instead of around the sea.
Fucking hate those things. Ducks are 156335674% superior.

>> No.16678820

>>16678812
Cute, fashion and popular Ryu.

>> No.16678823

>>16678812
She's a lovely lady who gives us many rain. Rain is good.

I may not even live in Zipangu with my waifu but if we ever went there. I'd bring offerings to her shrine with my waifu.

>> No.16678826

>>16678812
>"At least this is one of butt-ButterT's drawings."

>> No.16678830

>>16678812
The pond seems very lively with all that algae.

>> No.16678834

>>16678823
>Screwing your wife on the shrine offering table thing
>Right in front of the Ryu, who just wants someone to love instead of watching couples screw in front of her
>This kills the Ryu

>> No.16678835
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16678835

I need more of Yankiki's love.

>> No.16678836

>>16678820
Ryus are very /fa/. Beautiful and cute girls.

>> No.16678844

>>16678836
>/fa/
Someone post that Latenight mini Ryu and Wurm scarf picture.
The one with jumbo mini tits.

>> No.16678846

>>16678834
Anon that's disrespectful and I'd never do anything like that. If anything I'd bring her a little basket with things like sweets and candles. And she wouldn't be lonely anon, she's got loads of Dragon Cultists and worshipers.

>> No.16678847

>>16678835
That's just strawberry frosting she got all over herself.
Kikis love strawberries.

>> No.16678848

>>16678836
I completely agree. I would never bully them, instead I would become a regular to the shrine by going there a lot just so I can praise and talk with her. I wonder if she would let me take some pictures of her trying some /fa/ clothings.

>> No.16678851

>>16678847
I love kikis and strawberries. I think we're onto something here.

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>>16678847
Why is she using bolt cutters on strawberries then.

>> No.16678862

>>16678848
>this makes the Ryu happy

You're a good man, anon. I see you having a Ryu wife in the future.

>> No.16678867

>>16678846
All she has for company are:
Frogs. Lots and lots of frogs in the lake.
Shirohebi. A bunch of useless shrinemaidens who are as good for coversation as a Techpriest is good for anything besides slapping his dick against toasters.
Slugs.
Carp. Who go on about how tasty Dwarves are.
Little freshwater lobster.
And the occasional shark who gets itself landlocked via a river and is spazzing out over freshwater.

>> No.16678872

>>16678867
>Carp. Who go on about how tasty Dwarves are.
Someone should write a story about a man and his life with the Dwarves.

>> No.16678873

>>16678867
No. Such a cute girls like Ryus always have a cute human boy who love them and visits them. Like >>16678848.

>> No.16678874

>>16678853
Efficient way of cutting demon realm strawberries that are tough as hell but taste leagues better.

>>16678851
Will it lead to strawberry milk?

>> No.16678879

>>16678862
I don't know if a Ryu would take me as a husband, but I would definitely do my best to see her smile everyday.
Maybe in my visits it would be nice to bring some homemade food and something that we can play together.

>> No.16678881

>>16678872
>The Elephants attacked again
>The Dwarves died en masse trying to loot their friend's corpse
>The undead sponge is back
>Those damned nobles are ruining everything. Again.

>> No.16678882

>>16678874
I guess so. Does kiki loves me back?

>> No.16678886

>>16678873
Who visits a shrine in this day and age of "enlightenment"? Nobody, that's who.

>> No.16678887

>>16678881
>Diary of anon, day 12
>Today I discovered The Lever. There is a sign attached that says "Do not pull". I asked my hosts what it does.
>Apparently it releases the Lava Golems, who will then flood everything

>> No.16678889

>>16678882
Does a Kiki squat and smoke cheap cigarettes on your porch?

>> No.16678898

>>16678889
Yes, I'm the one that sells her cigs and lend her my lighter, so she is always squatting near me.

>> No.16678900

>>16678887
>Diary of Anon, day 13
>The same Dwarf who told me not to pull the lever decided that using the floodgate itself as a melee weapon was perfectly viable
>There's lava and Lava Golems everywhere now
>Incidentally, smithing has been at an all time high thanks to my new molten assistant

>> No.16678901

>>16678886
I'd visit the shrine.
Though I guess it would be more to see her than to pray.

>> No.16678902
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16678902

Will you buy big granblue game?

>> No.16678903

>>16678902
What?

>> No.16678904

>>16678900
>Day 22
>Miasma Elementals have entered the vents. They are cumming.

>> No.16678905

>>16678796
You're a good man, anon. My waifu and daughteru like having their claws dull and nubby though, they are afraid of having them sharp because they don't want to hurt me or each other. I'd still help file them though, they may be dull but they can still look pretty!

>I'd love to be there all the time to help my family with things they can't do with their meaty paws.
Same here, though my waifu does exercises and stuff so she can increase her paw dexterity even if just a little. I'd still have to help her with some things of course, but seeing her work so hard is quite adorable!

>> No.16678906

>>16678901
You'd visit a decrepit shrine that is on the verge of collapsing from a flea's fart? Devoid of any higher intelligence besides the Ryu now that the white snakes are gone?

>> No.16678907

>>16678902
Depends on whether or not they get the same guy(s) that modeled Bayonetta's and and 2Bs butts to model the Dorafs.

>> No.16678908

>>16678906
If I wasn't bogged down by a bunch of shit I'd write this thing.

>> No.16678910

>>16678904
>Day 87
>We found adamantium today. Our future looks bright, even if my Lava Golem smithing partner says that we should get out of the fortress ASAP.
>I don't know why though.
>We'll show those elephants.

>> No.16678913

I want to steal all my Kiki's panties so she has to go around in constant fear of me flipping up her maid dress and flashing her bare little Kiki bits.

>> No.16678916

>>16678913
Nice.

>> No.16678917

>>16678910
>Anon has made an Adamantium Skeleton
>it menaces with retractable claws and short stature

>> No.16678918

>>16678907
Wait, there's gonna be a 3d granblue game?

>> No.16678920

>>16678913
>little Kiki bits
>little
A Kikimora must have a big bubble butt and thick thighs with a fluffy tail to top it off.

>> No.16678921

>>16678920
Not if she's a loli.

>> No.16678923

>>16678918
Yeah, Platinum is working on it.

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>>16678921
Then she can be a fat-bottomed/Nav-tier loli.

>> No.16678931

>>16678917
You cheeky monkey you.

>Day 364
>Balrogs have started assaulting our fort along with demons from hell
>Literally from Hell
>My smithing partner forced me to escape with her out an escape tunnel she made for us
>We now search for a new fort with a bundle of ore worth a king's ransom
>She's really clingy, though

>> No.16678934

>>16678879
That's nice of you anon. But the Ryu is bound to develope feelings for you. You may get his with Cupid's and Ero's attack.

>>16678886
I would go. There's a lot of religions and cults in MGE I'd attend.

>> No.16678936

>>16678906
Of course. I don't really care about much but her. If I had free time I would definitely cook her some meals and donate to the shrine while also rebuilding it. Would be worth it just to pass some time with her.

>> No.16678937
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>>16678923
Seriously?

SERIOUSLY?!
YOU BEST NOT BE LYING.

>> No.16678940

>>16678931
>Day 400
>we've started work on a new fort
>there's only one problem
>ELVES
>ELVES EVERYWHERE

>> No.16678942

>>16678940
>Day 401
>Removing the Elves by threatening to burn down their trees worked better than it should have
>Now we own the entire fort
>Just need more people to help run things
>Smithing assistant has an idea, but instead of telling me she just does a hand gesture and hugs me tightly
>Will continue to decipher her hidden message

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>>16678903
Granblue Fantasy Project Re for ps4 by platinum

>> No.16678945

>>16678942
>it took her over a year to move in on him
This guy is DENSE.

>> No.16678946

>>16678943
Any other platforms?

>> No.16678948

>>16678934
If she liked me back then it would be mutual I guess. Even more of a reason make her happy and feel nice.
Eros wouldn't need to do anything because the moment she confessed I would give her a big hug and a deep kiss showing all of my feelings. Not sure if that would be going to fast though.

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>>16678942
What ever could she be up to?

>> No.16678951

>>16678945
An Eros Paladin will be sent to correct such vileness.

>> No.16678953

>>16678943
Yes.

God yes.

>> No.16678959

>>16678946
Only ps4 released was announced so far, but maybe it will be ported to PC since nier is on PC as well.

>> No.16678961

>>16678949
>Day 509
>After awkward hugging that fealt very good more Lava Golems appeared
>They're tiny and want me to hold them often
>But I can't be their dad

>> No.16678963

>>16678959
I hope so.
I hear Sony will start doing some gay tax shit at some point, and am jumping ship to Xbawks and PC.

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>>16678835
Needs more yandere monstergirls period.

>> No.16678967

>>16678937
Strangling girls is nasty.

>>16678948
That's nice anon. I imagine she wouldn't mind you taking it slow. But I'm fully with you, it's nice taking things slow. Not having sex until you're married and such. I'm all for that.

>> No.16678968

>>16678966
Yan-dairy girls would be appreciated.

>> No.16678969

>>16678937
Who's that and why is she so mad?

>> No.16678970

>>16678967
It's fine if it doesn't go too far and the chokee is immortal.

>> No.16678971

>>16678963
What tax?
Xbone is literally ded, all games moved to pc
What's the point?

>> No.16678974

>>16678970
Nah, I'd be horrified for doing that to a girl. Although I wouldn't mind it being done to me.

>> No.16678976

>>16678967
The at first I would be at her side all the times. Would definitely try to hold her hands a lot too and maybe try just a bit of seducing to see what happens. Teasing her might be extra fun.

>> No.16678977

>>16678614
>I wonder how the deal with managing demon realms
It can range from "Pretty nice all things considered" to "IN THE GRIM DARK PRESENT, THERE IS ONLY WAR"

>> No.16678979

>>16678968
oh god yes

>> No.16678980

>>16678902
yes

>> No.16678982

>>16678977
I keep forgetting that spoiler tags fuck up more often than not, the second set of quotation marks should be in spoilers

>> No.16678985

>>16678968
>all the dairy aisles in your local grocery store have been mutilated like someone came in at night and stabbed all the milk cartons with a butcher knife
>"Ahh, no milk at the grocery store anon? That's so sad... maybe you want some help getting your daily calcium intake from me?"

>> No.16678990

>>16678968
Truer words have never been spoken

>> No.16678994

>>16678985
>faucets won't run in your house anymore
>all your drinks you bring home get mutilated
>pretty soon your only option to drink anything is to do it straight from her hefty taps

>> No.16678998

>>16678969
Poor girl who went through hell after making the world a better place.
After having her eyes gouged out, her tongue removed, her limbed hacked off, and her tits carved up by bandits after they raped her, a fabulous looking motherfucker came along and fixed her up alongside making her the next demon king.
She went from kind to "utterly tyrannical" after everything.

She is know for human farms, ordering demons to not kill humans outside certain cases to keep their numbers at an all time high, and being SINDRIIIIIIIIIIIIII'd by her lover, who hated her guts despite her genuinely roving him.
After being sealed because she's immortal and being SHINDRI'd wouldn't kill her, she spent a thousand years in another realm until a very loyal and dickish servant releases her from her confinement, which results in shit going south until Rance, Kanami the fucking useless bargain bin ninja, Maris, Lia, Rick, Big Boss' 6th clone that got sucked into a spacial rift, and others teamed up to take her down.

>> No.16679000

>>16678925
Fat-bottomed lolis are nice, but a slimmer build fits some monsters better.

>> No.16679001

>>16678971
>ded
Everyone says every other console is dead, yet they're still around.
PCfags are the worst.

>> No.16679005

>>16678974
You messed up, mang.

>> No.16679009

>>16678889
>gopnik Kiki

>> No.16679014

>>16679005
I know.

It's just I wouldn't mind having a monster girl strangle me while hurling insults at me. It's not something I have on priority but it's something I'd Atleast want to try.

>> No.16679019

>>16679014
You could try it the other way around with a Lich.
Or is that too ShindoL for you?

>> No.16679022

>>16679009
Kiki breeki.

>> No.16679023

>>16679001
>console with no exclusives
>not ded
k

>> No.16679025

>>16679023
>exclusives determine a console's alive or dead status
Wew

>> No.16679026

>>16678889
If Kiki wants to act so slovenly she's going in the cage until she decides to be more ladylike and proper.

>> No.16679030

>>16679022
what would knockoff-tracksuit-maid-uniform look like?

>> No.16679032

>>16678998
Everytime I feel like I should play a Rance game something like this reminds me not to.
Like, why is there so much moe shit and then watching said moe suffer to the fucking eleventh degree? Why is there so much fucking grim dark shit happening to fucking moe characters?
I guess I will never play a Rance game after all...

>> No.16679033

>>16679026
What is it with you wanting Kikis in cages my dude?

>> No.16679041

>>16679019
I couldn't do it to the girl. It's too much for me.

>> No.16679048

>>16678959
would make sense too, with GBF also being playable on PC

>> No.16679049

>>16679033
That's where they belong when they're not cleaning. It's the right thing to do.

>> No.16679054

>>16679048
With bluestacks or browser?

>> No.16679057

>>16679054
browser

>> No.16679058

>>16679054
browser

>> No.16679069

>>16679049
not even KDF puts his girls in cages, you need to rethink your life my dude.

>> No.16679070

>>16679069
No. I'm not "your dude" either.
Kikis go in cages.

>> No.16679080

>>16679070
You don't deserve a maid.

>> No.16679088

Who else still can't decide on a waifu? There are so many great girls!

>> No.16679089

How fast rigor mortis affects Jiangshi? Will filling her womb on the morning get her through the day, or do I need to help her loosen up again on the lunch?

>> No.16679090
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>>16679070
You're fucked up.

>> No.16679093

>>16679088
>waifu
>decide

>> No.16679096

>>16679088
Waifu decides you mate. If you haven't "found" one that means she doesn't love you yet.

>> No.16679097

>>16679088
You don't pick a waifu. A waifu picks you. She'll slowly grow on you and you'll learn to love that specific girl. It just takes time, so be patient and she will come.

>>16679089
Probably takes affect whenever she stays still for a long time. And massaging can help just as well so if she's a NEET youre going to be doing it all the time.

>> No.16679102

>>16679090
He's the kind of freak who no maid will love. He needs a good and thorough flayering.

>> No.16679105

>>16679088
You are not alone. Tried to make a list to sort things out. Only thing it tells is that I has Ara, ara~ -addiction.

>> No.16679108

>>16679032
Don't you dare call it edgy though :^)

>> No.16679113

>>16679105
That just means you have good taste.

>> No.16679115

>>16679069
Sorry anon, but you're wrong about that. We'd have a cage recessed in the wall above our bed. Most of the time it would be for my daughteru when she feels like sleeping there instead of with me and her mother, it'd have nice comfy bedding at the bottom so she wouldn't be uncomfortable or anything either. It'd also open on the opposite side to my daughteru's playroom, just in case she wants to get in from that side. It would have sliding doors and curtains so we could leave it open if she wanted to just use it as a normal bed too!

>> No.16679120
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16679120

“On cold days I give people free shrugs!”

>> No.16679122

>>16679115
Oh.

>> No.16679123
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16679123

I want to be reverse mate pressed by a dumbpire who knows nothing about sex!

>> No.16679125

>>16679115
But what kind of cage are we talking about? A cutesy little doggie cage she can go in and out of whenever she wants or some sick messed up cage for sexual shit.

I swear KDF my respect for you is always on thin ice so it better not be the latter.

>> No.16679128

>>16679032
Sengoku Rance was a lot of fun because of the strategy game though.

>> No.16679131

>>16679122
>he doubted QDF

>> No.16679133

>>16679122
Never underestimate degeneracy.

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>>16679115
I always wanted one of those cages.

>> No.16679143

>>16679125
His daughteru wears full-body latex with a ball gag half the time, but it's a cage that's the dividing line?
That just seems par for the course to me.

>> No.16679146

>>16679138
So what if you're the one who goes in the cage?

>> No.16679149

>>16679125
Definitely more along the lines of the former, it's more like a little alcove that's all her own, one where she can go and feel comfortable and secure especially when she's alone. There'd be easy access to both our master bedroom and her playroom where all her toys are too.

I'd be lying if I said it didn't lock though.

>> No.16679151

>>16679125
Knowing KDF, why wouldn't it be both?

>> No.16679154

>>16679143
Yeah you do make a good point.

I try my hardest to respect everyone's fantasies but his are just too sickening and disgusting. Makes me fear the safety of my daughterus, makes me want to home school them.

>> No.16679156

>>16679146
I meant that in the way that I DO want to be the one on the cage. Sounds comfy.

>> No.16679157

>>16679149
>>16679151

I fucking knew it

>> No.16679158

>>16679032
Blame TADA, as he finds abused girls MOE.
More blood, bandages, bruises, etc = more MOE.

Despite that there is still a lot of light hearted humor and adorableness.
In the end though, Gele was a girl who was broken by the world she tried to help, so of course she'd go 7855/10 batshit insane and MAD. Despite that, she's still a lonely girl who desires comfort if her actions after her sex scenes in 3/03 are anything to go by.

>> No.16679159

>>16679149
>I'd be lying if I said it didn't lock though.

Straight through the fucking ice.

>> No.16679161

>>16679154
I never saw KDF as forcing his stuff on others. He's pretty understanding and keeping to himself as far as I know.

>> No.16679162

>tfw I keep reading KDF as "Kobold Defense Force"

>> No.16679164 [DELETED] 

KDF is a sick degenerate who needs his daughteru taken away from him. What's new?

>> No.16679170 [DELETED] 

>>16679161
That's pretty recently. Before it was "heheh look I like to fuck my daughteru and do weird BDSM stuff on her heheh everyone look and give me attention!"

>> No.16679173

>>16679170
Stop.

>> No.16679174

>>16679162
KDF defends Kobolds from KDF.

>> No.16679176

>>16679170
I know he did that, I meant he was never one of those who says others fetishes are shit and his are the only ones they should have.

>> No.16679184

>>16679170
People ask and he replies.

>> No.16679185 [DELETED] 

>>16679176
No but those people are way more bareable than KDF was. I'll be honest, I'll tolerate the guy, especially since recently he's calmed down. But I ain't ganna like the shit he does.

>> No.16679187

>>16679128
6 is pretty neat too.
You even make a bro who hooks you up with bitches and blinds Kamilla with his rolex to let Rance win against her and fuck her too.
She doesn't even dislike the rape, funnily enough. As expected of a Dragon Queen who was fucked pregnant 24/7.

>> No.16679197

>>16679185
>whiny autists who shit all over peoples fetishes and the thread
>better than degenerate fetishist who just wants to talk about his waifu/daughteru
I disagree

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>>16679187
Fun fact: my dad told me he once had a dream where I got married to a girl called Kamilla.

>> No.16679200

>>16679197
I agree.

The cacophony of screaming autists is much less palatable than one guy who is a freak.

>> No.16679201

>>16679164
I bet flayers won't even touch her brain, scared that the latex might pass over to them.

>> No.16679204

>>16679161
Not saying he doesn't. He's not that bad. It's just I don't like his fetishes or his fantasies. And it makes me unreasonably annoyed when I see them, I keep quiet and don't start fights.

>> No.16679206

>>16679197
Yeah you've got a good point. But looking at it from an unbiased point of view, It's a good thing he's actually stopped pushing it a little too far.

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>>16679199
Is he the same dad who browses the mg thread with you?

Too bad said bro also causes Kamilla to hate Rance for killing her trap servant, when Rance wasn't the one who gutted him like a fish. Might make it hard to add her to the waifu list in X because of that.
It's also possible Kaykay might sperg out and stomp her to death like he did in 5.5, too.

>> No.16679219

>>16679213
That must be really awkward.

>> No.16679220

>>16679213
>Is he the same dad who browses the mg thread with you?
No my dad doesn't come here but he did find it hilarious when I explained the horse pussy vs snake cloaca arguments of old to him. We share surprisingly many interests considering the age-gap and the fact that we were raised in wildly different worlds. Since he's not together with my mom I bet he'll tap some monster booty once the portals open.

>> No.16679223

>>16679220
>he'll tap some monster booty once the portals open.

What a great man realising the Monster Girl superiority.

>> No.16679228

>>16679220
I discuss these things with my brother similarly. But as I love scales, he loves fluffy tails.
Kitsune loving faggot assed mofu huffing dick. He needs to widen his tastes.

>> No.16679229

Reminder to cook amazing human food for MGs. They'll love exotic cooking.

>> No.16679231

>>16679229
>Mayonegg
>Apophi and other Lamias LOVE it

>> No.16679233

>>16679229
or you could just feed them your cum

>> No.16679235

>>16679220
I wonder what species will he go for.

>>16679228
I have some loli vs CC arguments wiht my cousin. Fun stuff.

>> No.16679237

>tfw nobody in my family to discuss MGs with
This is fine.

>> No.16679238

>>16679228
Your brother sounds like the cooler dude.

>> No.16679239

>>16679235
I also have those with him.
He loves lolis, I love CCs and milves.

We found a middle ground in shortstacks.

>> No.16679241

>>16679233
You could. But what about the morning after? After she's taken care of your morning wood, you're going to have to cook her food, right?

Hell I imagine even something like toast is amazing to an MG.

>> No.16679244

>>16679238
He's also the nicest jackass you'll ever meet.

>> No.16679246

>>16679229
I just dropped open-flame smoked salmon on my keyboard. That is going attract Cheshires, isn't it?

>> No.16679248

>>16679223
More like a dirty old man. Fit as fuck too, would probably attract dadcons.
>>16679235
>I wonder what species will he go for
He keeps lots of houseplants and babytalks to vipers, maybe something like that.

>> No.16679249

>>16679235
>discussing Lolis with people who aren't anonymous

Do you want to get arrested or something?

>>16679239
Sounds too perfect to be true. Shortstacks are always great.

>> No.16679253

>>16679248
Well I hope you love your new Alurane and Lamia moms, anon.

>> No.16679258

>>16679249
But it is true.
He's a 4channer too, and even comes here sometimes.

That guy who brings up loli? 20% it's him.
Not KDF, though, as even he finds him disturbing.

>> No.16679264

>>16679253
He'll love his new half sisters though.

>> No.16679265

>>16679237
I wouldn't mind having someone to chat about monster girls over drinks but not family, closest it ever got was knocking back pints while talking about catgirls. That was a fun night.

>> No.16679266

>>16679239
Same for me, he is the lolicon. I don't like shortstacks all that much, but both of us enjoy a good normal girl.

>>16679249
Boy you have to see the things he says. I keep telling him the police is coming and sometimes when we go out he spots some little girls and looks at me.

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>>16679220
>he's not together with my mom
>mommy gets corrupted and goes yandere for that slut

>> No.16679270

>>16679258
Sounds like a chill dude. What if he's reading this right now?

>That guy who brings up loli?

That's pretty fucking vague. But anyway does he have a waifu?

>wishing I had someone who knows about monster girls to talk with

>> No.16679271

>>16679253
Well he does this one plant that's actually called a monstera and that's older than me.
Maybe it's fate.

>> No.16679275

>>16679270
Don't worry anon, you have us.

>> No.16679278

>>16679270
No, he's fucking asleep at this time of day unless a nicotine fit wakes him up.

>waifu
His waifu is Youmu from touhou.

>> No.16679280

>>16679266
Ok maybe that's a little too far. Like way too far.

"Hello, can I get the police?"

>> No.16679284

>>16679264
Can't my brother take care of them? I'd rather my waifu.

>> No.16679287

>>16679284
But you're their big brother! You have to be there for them!

>> No.16679288

>>16679278
>His waifu is Youmu from touhou.
Good taste. Mine is a 2hu very close to youmu.

>> No.16679289

>>16679275
Y-Yes! Atleast I can be judged anonymously.

>> No.16679290

>>16679287
But he's my big brother! He has to be there for me so I can be there for my waifu!

>> No.16679293

>>16679288
Yuyuko?
My 2hu waifu is Byakuren, personally. But the guy REALLY likes Youmu because she's petite and has swords.

>> No.16679294

>>16679280
He's just goofing around. He already turned down a 3D girl because of his waifu.

>> No.16679295

>>16679290
You're closer to them! He's like some distant relative compared to you.

>> No.16679298

>>16679294
>He already turned down a 3D girl because of his waifu.

I'm so glad I'm not the only person who's done this

>> No.16679301

>>16679298
I have done it too.
Every day I question if it was the right thing to do.

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>>16679278
>ghost dork
I thought you said this guy was into mofu.

More for me.

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>>16679295
What's mine is mine, and mine and mine, and mine and mine, not yours, MINE!

>> No.16679305

>>16679293
>Yuyuko?
Bingo.

She's sort of a monster girl I guess, she's a ghost although extremely cosplay.

>> No.16679307

>>16679303
A preference for monsta goils does not always dictate one's waifu.

>> No.16679308

>>16679304
Spoken like a true dragon fag.

>> No.16679311

>>16679308
Thanks man, that means a lot. Your compliment is now mine too, by the way.

>> No.16679312

>>16679301
It was the right decision. Don't doubt it.

>> No.16679313

>>16679305
Still a ghost, like that one soft ghost.

>> No.16679314

>>16679311
Does a Dragon claim people's OCs as her own? Going as far as not even "changing" them in mspaint?

>> No.16679315

>>16679311
It's funny when someone says that I'm greddy like my dragon wife. Makes me kinda proud in a weird way.

>> No.16679318

>>16679311
Now all I can imagine is a Dragon who prints off posts of anon's complimenting her online and sits in a pile of them. Only to realise that all those posts are from the same anon

>DragonFlyingTowardsFutureHusbandAtIncrediblyHighSpeeds.jpg

>> No.16679319

>>16679318
That sounds like the NEETest dragon that ever lived.

>> No.16679320

>>16679318
>Lich is tapping away at a keyboard
>Did you find him yet?
>Patience
>Did you find him yet?
>Patience
>Did you find him yet?
Etc.

>> No.16679321

>>16679319
Sounds more like a bird.

>> No.16679322

>>16679298
I haven't actually done this since I don't do anything social besides work and occasional fantasy stuff, but I recently came to the realization that I love my waifu way too much to do anything with anyone else.

All my life I promised myself that I wouldn't die a virgin, but now if dying a virgin means that I stayed pure for my waifu I am absolutely okay with it.

>> No.16679323

>>16679320
I want a Lich roommate to shitpost with.

>> No.16679324

>>16679315
I bet it does feel nice. And it makes dragonfag's arguing that much more cuter and enjoyable, because they're just like their waifus.

I'm not nearly as organised to be told I'm like my waifu. But oh well, doesn't matter.

>> No.16679327

>>16679322
It's come to a point where real human girls bore me and make me uninterested. I only like monster girls and I only love my waifu.

And you're right anon, I feel pride dying a virgin because it means I stayed pure for my waifu in the afterlife. She's the one who gets to take my first time.

>> No.16679328

>>16679322
Prostitutes are special.
You don't pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.
They're like any other woman but they're fine with sex from the getgo.
Don't have to waste time on dates. Just bust a nut and go on with your days.

>> No.16679332

>>16679327
Yeah, I've fucked myself to the point of no return too. Normal people seem so meh to me.
Sure, some girls are really cute and shit but it's not worth the effort to try to dick them.

>> No.16679334

>>16679332
Monster pussy is a hell of a drug.

>> No.16679339

>>16679334
This happened before I was into monster girls actually.

>> No.16679342

>>16679334
It's good for us if it makes us happy.

>> No.16679344

>>16679327
Yep, I feel you on that anon. Human girls just can't ever live up to my waifu. I know full well that I did this to myself by letting myself go down this path, but at the same time I'm the happiest I've been in years knowing that I have my waifu.

>>16679328
Absolutely not anon, that's the worst thing I could do. Emotional connection and fulfillment is one of the best things about sex for me, anything else would just feel empty and horribly depressing. In all honesty, just by going off of how depressed I sometimes get after fapping I'd probably want t kill myself out of shame if I had sex with a prostitute. Besides, there's my whole fetish of wanting to exchange virginities with my waifu.

>> No.16679348

>>16679344
>Emotional connection and fulfillment is one of the best things about sex for me, anything else would just feel empty and horribly depressing.
Truth. I personally also have no interest in casual sex.

>> No.16679349

>>16679344
>but at the same time I'm the happiest I've been in years knowing that I have my waifu.

See, it's a good thing.

>> No.16679350

>>16676679
Artist?

>> No.16679354

>>16679349
Yes, I know that now but past me was quite the opposite. Fuck that guy.

>> No.16679355

>>16679237
>my family is very religious and see me as being a great example of a well raised catholic boy
>I'm Demonfag
They must never know

>> No.16679356

>>16679149
What would the lock even be for?

Please say it's for when she's been bad. Please.

>> No.16679357

Is an Apsara/Aspara/Asparagus still a mon if you don't include the ridiculous milk around parts of her?
Is she even really different from any other ear finned monster otherwise?

>> No.16679359

>>16679355
Boy your waifu must get crazy levels of horny thinking about that corruption.

>> No.16679363

>>16679355
Oh this is delicious. Such a dirty sinful boy you are.

Maybe that guy was right in taking demons to church.

>> No.16679367

>>16679359
She's already bis waifu.
Not much left to corrupt unless he has a sister.

>> No.16679369

>>16679355
I kinda feel you there anon. My mom is really weird when it comes to sex, she's smart enough to understand that and have healthy discussions about sex, but if she knew even a quarter of the things I was into it would destroy her. Mostly I attribute it to how porn ruined her and my father's marriage, but she definitely sees me as a good, pure boy when I'm quite the opposite.

>> No.16679373

>>16679369
>discussing sex with your mom
Jesus.

>> No.16679374

>>16679367
I'm talking about her masturbating to the memories of cute church boy and her work.

>> No.16679376

>>16679356
Locking it could be for that, yes. It'd be like sending her to her room when she misbehaves. Sometimes she'd want to be locked in though.

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>>16679369
>porn ruining a marriage
Now I don't mean to be insensitive but if it was working properly in the first place there'd be no real need for porn.

>> No.16679381

>>16679374
Probably shlicking to a little choir boy version of her husband being violated and corrupted by a demon(her) disguised as a nun.

>> No.16679382

>>16679369
>Porn destroying marriages
I wonder who could be behind this tragic turn of events

>> No.16679383

>>16679359
Like a broken faucet.
>>16679363
At least I still help people? I dunno. Nothing against anyone that would do that, though I strongly doubt mine would without being convinced it was something really important to me. That and with a promise of crazy sinful sex when we returned home.

>> No.16679390

Love is just the feelings brought about by drugs being released by your brain.

t. Not a Lich

>> No.16679392

>>16679373
My mom and I are pretty close anon, we've been through a lot of rocky stuff together but she's basically the only one I can open up to in real life. We don't really talk about sex ever though, I was referring to the times where she talked to me about how sex and masturbation were natural and stuff.

>>16679380
>>16679382
There were plenty of other factors of course, but finding my dad's massive porn stash on his computer was the first thing that led to her finding out all the rest.

>> No.16679393

>>16679390
Shut up nerd

>> No.16679396

>>16679390
>RP

>> No.16679398

>>16679381
Oy, stop readin her mind

>> No.16679405

>>16679392
Lucky ducky you.
I was close to my mother too after my parents' rocky marriage and spent many years with her after moving half way across the country. After she got cancer I had to take care of her even though it caused severe dementia, resulting in her forgeting she ate and spouting things that never happened.
It is a sickening feeling to both be saddened and glad that she is dead.

>> No.16679409

>>16679396
Oh wow, you just totes saved the thread duderino! Radical!

>> No.16679411

>>16679376
She'd want to be locked in there for alone time? Or maybe she feels safe?

>> No.16679413

>>16679405
I'm sorry anon.

>> No.16679416

>>16679390
And people wonder why the Liches get swirlies at school.

>> No.16679420

>>16679411
Yes to both of those, but also for when we're doing petplay and stuff.

>> No.16679425

>>16679120
Shrugging leaves her open for a hug from me, I thought Yetis were trained in CQC close quarters cuddles

>> No.16679426

>>16679383
Corruption is delicious. Especially when it's some pure hearted little catholic boy who doesn't even know what sex is vs a big muscle girl.

Where's BEEFED.com when you need it?

>> No.16679431

>>16679420
Well I don't want to dive into that stuff. But aren't you already doing that? They're kobolds.

>> No.16679434

Why do I have a feeling that muscle dragons would be cam whores?

>> No.16679435
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Many adventure tales begin with an encounter with rodents of unusual size.

>> No.16679436

>>16679120
This isn't even bullying. It's just fucking horrible, this Yeti is some serious sadist.

>> No.16679441

>>16679434
Probably because just flexing their muscles in a tight shirt, completely covered is enough to get a lot of sluts here wet.

>> No.16679442

>>16679413
Don't be, this shit happens.
And even now my father's leukemia is back up and its pissed enough he has to do experimental chemo pills, which are considered a last resort to doctors. He takes so many pills a day he can't even count them all either, and once thry kick in he's too sick to eat or smoke pot to get an appetite.

So cancer will probably kill my parents, and yet I'll still keep on doodling and writing crappy stories regardless.

>> No.16679443

>>16679435
Yes, but they also usually involve one stabbing them on their way to the sewer exit.

>> No.16679444

Enough off-topic blogging, take it to /soc/ faggots.

>> No.16679448

>>16679431
I mean, there's them being Kobolds and then there's petplay anon, those are two very different things. Petplay is heavily focused on accentuating and exaggerating their dog-like traits, whereas usually the dog-like traits are secondary to their human and monstergirl traits.

>> No.16679450

>>16679443
If you had two exits from the sewer, one guarded by a ratpack and the other by Slimes, which would you choose?

>> No.16679456

>>16679442
Hang in there anon.

>> No.16679457

>>16679448
Well I ain't the judge. Because I'd do a lot of pet play with my waifu, but it would be her treating me like her pet. The other half being "instinct play" if you want to call it that, e.g a her going into heat and raping me.

>> No.16679458

>>16679416
>bullying a hyper powerful undead that can raise armies and kill with a single touch(in DnD, outside of it Mindflayers get it for whatever reason)
A school shooting will be child's play when she snaps.

>> No.16679459

>>16679450
If they're anything but DQ slimes, rats.
Slimes ain't nothing to fuck with.

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>>16679315
>>16679324
Greedy dragons being greedy over their husband is objectively the best.

>> No.16679462

>>16679441
That's true.
Would this start camwhore wars we're one tries to steal viewers from another via being buffer than the other?

Would this result in them trying to outgain each other by any means necessary?

>> No.16679463

>>16679450
Slimes. They are the boss of the sewers while rats are just normal mobs.

>> No.16679467

>>16679456
I've been and will keep doing so.
Life has been throwing me constant curveballs.

I wouldn't be surprised if my frequent headaches were caused by a cancerous tumor in my brain.
If that happens I'll enjoy Charon's company.

>> No.16679469

>>16679458
>t. Liches edgy little fantasies she scribbles in her Necronomicon

But in reality if she tried standing up for herself she'd get knocked to the ground and laughed at. Liches were built for bullying and swirlies.

>> No.16679472

>>16679457
Petplay goes both ways anon, that sounds like a fun time.

>> No.16679473

>>16679460
Can't argue there. It's cute, very cute.

>> No.16679476

>>16679469
Liches are for having lunch alone in an empty classroom.

>> No.16679477

>>16679467
>Enjoying the company of cancerous puns

>> No.16679479

>>16679472
Pet play is great, but you know what's just as good? Putting a collar on each other and attaching the leash between you and your waifu so you can go animal on each other while being so intimately close.

>> No.16679481

>>16679469
Just being a Lich means she is already a high level caster who gathered the pricey materials to use in a ritual to achieve Lichdom.
That or a little girl with high magic potental wandered in on the ritual, accidentally the whole thing, and ended up becoming a Lich instead.

>> No.16679485

>>16679476
Damn right they are.

Ganna sneak into my Lich imouto's little LAN party she has with her friends and call them all nerds while I tease them!

>> No.16679486

>>16679477
I'm sure they're benign.

>> No.16679488

>>16679479
Yes, that does sound good. Once my waifu helps me get over my hangups about having stuff around my neck by lovingly collar training me, I'd absolutely do that with her!

>> No.16679492

>>16679469
I would read her edgy stories out loud for the whole class to hear. If she tries to get it back I'll pass it to one of my friends. Bullying Liches is nice.

>> No.16679494

What if I'm a bully and rip up a Lich's necronomicon right infront of her?

>> No.16679495

>>16679485
>lan party
>Lich imouto

Elf Wight?

>> No.16679496

>>16679494
You get dead.

>> No.16679499

>>16679494
Too far.

You'll fill up her Trance guage and have to face her hyper mode.

>> No.16679500

>>16679496
How many dead?

>> No.16679501

>>16679492
That just sounds so perfect. I bet she'd even she'd a small tear from that Kuudere expression while everyone laughed at her.

>> No.16679502

>>16679499
Chuuni liches get double bullied.

>> No.16679503

>>16679500
Lots!

>> No.16679505

>>16679501
Didn't know undead could cry, guess you learn something everyday.

See? Bullying liches for a good cause.

>> No.16679507

Since it's Lich bullying hours, why not throw in all the undead?

Ganna stop by the undead sorority in a truck with the rest of the chads, then spray paint "Disgusting rotting cold corpses" on the side of their sorority.

>> No.16679508

>>16679502
Is it chuuni if she destroyed half the school after becoming glowy and turning her cape into a magically lewder cape?

>> No.16679510

>>16679507
You make the Mummys sad.
You bad man.

>> No.16679511

>>16679488
See, maybe some of that stuff you do on her she can learn from.

Pushing you beyond your limits by training you with a collar.

>> No.16679515

>>16679508
>Destroy the school
>No survivors
>Everyone's skeletons keep bullying her

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Elder lolis.

>> No.16679518

>>16679511
Anon, I want my waifu to push my limits just as much as I push hers. I've already said that barring gender-specific differences I'd want my waifu to do to me all of the things I do to her at least once.

>> No.16679520

>>16679515
Even in death they still swirlie.

>> No.16679522

>>16679510
They deserve it for coming to a town they don't belong in. And what are some corpses ganna do about it?

>> No.16679524

>>16679517
>>>human
Give me a Zora and we'll talk.

>> No.16679525

>>16679508
It's chuuni and bullyable when she wakes up from her edgy dream with a dumb and weird smile on her face.

At this rate even the teacher is going to bully her.

>> No.16679528
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>>16679524
She's a Sheikah.
Also, BotW Zoras have weird disproportionate lower legs.

>> No.16679529
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An Oni Bard joins your party!

>> No.16679530

>>16679518
That's nice, always good to see that level of trust in a relationship. Just thought I should ask you, how'd you feel about sensory deprivation, please no examples, I'd respect that very much, I just wanna know your opinion.

>> No.16679540

>>16679530
Love it, both giving and receiving! I get really anxious in prolonged silence, but other than that I'm all for it. I bet my waifu could help me with that too though.

>> No.16679546

I want to be snuggled by a chubby yandere CC.

>> No.16679562

>>16679540
I must say though. The prolonged silence version of sensory deprivation is not really what I like the best. But I'd still try it.

Having a few of my senses shut off and having the only thing I can feel being my waifu is what's best. It's almost like getting addicted to her. And I ain't into latex, but I could see it coming in handy for sensory deprivation. Y'know?

>> No.16679564

>>16679546
That sounds soft and cuddly

>> No.16679567

>>16679562
>Having a few of my senses shut off and having the only thing I can feel being my waifu is what's best. It's almost like getting addicted to her.
I feel you.

>And I ain't into latex, but I could see it coming in handy for sensory deprivation. Y'know?
Oh, absolutely!

>> No.16679569
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16679569

Do you think the Goblins have found some lucky Anon to be their next king yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViftZTfRSt8

>> No.16679574

>>16679567
Would be pretty hot aswell, covering your waifu in latex, putting ear muffs on her and blindfolding her. Taking the ear muffs off just to give her some "I love you so much" ASMR. And then having it reversed on you if you want.

>now realising why Kobold Kuddler wanted to be shaven for his waifu
>it's because of the latex

>> No.16679577

>>16678774
https://youtu.be/izGwDsrQ1eQ

Followed by you know what.

>> No.16679580

I wanna draw something simple.
Gimme ideas before the alcohol takes me.

>> No.16679585

>>16679580
JubJub fawning over anon's built body?

Is that simple?

>> No.16679588

>>16679580
A buff jinko tightly embracing anon from behind.

>> No.16679591

>>16679580
Anon impressing a Mouse Girl with his flute playing skills.

>> No.16679594

>>16679580
Hatchling Dragons.

>> No.16679598

>>16679588
yes please

>> No.16679601

>>16679580
A Red Cap Dragging a Sleeping Anon.

>> No.16679604

>>16679594
This. Dragon eggs and daughterus need more love.

>> No.16679611
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>>16679604
Love.

>> No.16679612

>>16679580
>>16679594
Yes. More little dragons.

>> No.16679621

>>16679611
That little freshly hatched Ryu daughteru is getting all the headpats.

>> No.16679625

>>16679611
She looks just like her mother

>> No.16679629

>>16679621
Latenight should do more of those.
He does them so much better than I.

>> No.16679631

>>16679625
A dumb psychopath or a cute innocent water dragon?

>> No.16679635

>>16679631
A water Wurm.

>> No.16679638

>>16679629
Now now anon. Late night is good but that doesn't mean you have to degrade yourself, your drawing will get better. Trust me.

>> No.16679642

>>16679580
A little late on this but how about a demon writing a new contract late at night.

>> No.16679644

>>16679631
A cute water wurm

>> No.16679646

>>16679638
Until then he should draw more.
Wurm.
Dragon.
Wock.
Wyvern.
Maybe a Salamander.

>> No.16679650

>>16679580
Draw a lamia drinking juice

>> No.16679651

>>16679646
Yes! More Wockies!

>> No.16679652

>>16679635
>>16679644
No. Wurms are earth Ryus.

>> No.16679663

>>16679652
No.
Earth ryus are muscled, peaceful gardeners with tan skin that cause earthquakes when angered

>> No.16679665

>>16679663
That's a wurm! Just remove the peaceful gardeners part and you have her.

>> No.16679667

>>16679663
Wocks? I remember hearing they can cause earthquakes by stomping.

>> No.16679670

>>16679665
Wurms don't have a dragon ball though.

>>16679667
Yeah.
'Stomping'

>> No.16679678

>>16679670
All dragons have two dragon balls in their chests. It's just that Ryu has another different one to play with.

>> No.16679684

>>16679678
Exactly.
Wurms don't have that third one

>> No.16679699

>>16679684
But she can get it, it's just that she is too lazy and focused on the dick. Wurms are earth ryus.

>> No.16679728

>>16679642
Do you think some of the more deranged CC demons get aroused by legal documents covered in signatures?
Does a crazy cat lady Demon schlick to John Hancock's signature?

>> No.16679733

>>16679699
The difference is earth ryus do it through magic.
Wurms use muscle.

Muscle wurm when?

>> No.16679743

>>16679733
No, wurms use magic too. They can cast fist and spells like that.

>> No.16679761

>>16679574
That sounds perfect anon, I love it.

>it's because of the latex
Yes, pretty much. Hair is a pain too, but it's mostly for the reason you said.

>> No.16679771

>>16679761
Can't say you're wrong. Body hair is annoying and I'd shave it for my waifu. If she wanted me to.

>> No.16679774

I feel like Apophises have lost a lot of their popularity recently
Meanwhile the Pharaoh has gained a bit of momentum

Surely, you all know that Apophis is the rightful queen of the desert?

>> No.16679777

>>16679774
She's ugly, mean, and fat. She'll never be the rightful ruler.

>> No.16679778

>>16679774
No, anon. The Pharoah (Thoth give her wisdom) is the rightful queen of the Desert. Her kingdom will reign on.

>> No.16679779

>>16679774
Turns out, if you want a purple nympho, Demons are better in every conceivable way.
Whodathunkit.

>> No.16679780
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>>16679774
Apophis is easily my favourite lamia in any monster girl setting and one of my top 10 for MGE.

Would help her overthrow that brown slut.

>> No.16679785

>>16679779
>demons
>purple
They can't give you full body tail hugs either

>> No.16679789

>>16679780
When will you Apophis fags ever learn?

Do you even consider the lives you'd be destroying if the Apophis ever managed (which she wouldn't) to take over the Desert Kingdom? Do you think about those?

>> No.16679790

>>16679777
Go jump in a Sandworm
Apophis is perfection personified
And you >>16679778 too

>>16679779
Demons are pretty good but they aren't as powerful, they don't have one-hit kill venom and they suffer a serious lack of lamia traits

>>16679780
Amen my brother.
We won't rest until the Pharaoh is but a mere prostitute, and our queen reigns over every grain of sand in the desert

>> No.16679791

So, if you get adopted by a monster girl and then end up knocking her up, do you stop being her son or does she become a grandma?

>> No.16679793

>>16679790
Don't worry, I'll make sure that the Apophis' head is filled with nothing but thoughts of dick, her dreams of conquest forgotten.
Consider it community service.

>> No.16679794

>>16679791
No and yes.

>> No.16679795

>>16679790
Can't wait to see that dirty serpant either banished or imprisoned. Her holiness the Pharoah will smite down upon her.

Long live the Desert Kingdom

>> No.16679797

>>16679793
>breaking an Apophis into forgetting about conquest

I like it.

>> No.16679798

>>16679790
>We won't rest until the Pharaoh is but a mere prostitute
I like the thought of keeping her around as a shared pet, maybe the odd bit of paizuri or a blowjob from her as a warm up before going at it with Apophis but never letting her have real sex.

>> No.16679802

>>16679797
That's literally how it goes when she gets a husband. Her profile says as much.

She just wants to take over the desert kingdom because she's bitchy over
>tfw no bf

>> No.16679804

>>16679774
Apophis are in my top5, it's just that I'm more of a lurker than anything.

>> No.16679807

>>16679802
She needs a good dicking and she'll forget about it all. Who's willing to do that?

>> No.16679808

>>16679790
Apophis is the ruler of the stupid kingdom.

>> No.16679810

I sure hope the Apophis never takes over in my setting. I pray to the gods she doesn't. The Pharoah is nice and her kingdom is beautiful along with her amazing leadership. Let's keep it that way.

>> No.16679811

>>16679517
Hey I just met her.

Why am I having so much more fun with BoTW than with Horizon Zero Dawn?

>> No.16679813

>>16679774
Too corruption heavy for me.

>> No.16679816

>>16679810
There's more than one desert kingdom, and all it takes to stop them is for someone to wife the snake.
And given how many powersluts we have here, I don't think that's really going to be a problem.

>>16679811
I have heard a whopping nothing about H:ZD since release. How is it?

>> No.16679823

>>16679816
Yeah I know that, anon. I was just referring to the one I'd be living in.

>> No.16679824

>>16679785
I think Demonfags waifu is purpleish, but yeah, Apophis is the true purple nurple

>> No.16679826

>>16679793
>>16679797
>>16679802
>>16679807
I mean that's all true and she'll be more than happy with a husband to coil around, but what about the rest of the Desert? They will be doomed live under the tyranny of the Pharaoh

>>16679798
>I like the thought of keeping her around as a shared pet
That could work, an Apophis and her husband keeping around a graped Pharaoh sounds like fun

>but never letting her have real sex.
Now this is not ok, everyone deserves sex even the Pharaoh
Denying sex is against every Apophises stand for, you could even make a case that Apophises want Pharaohs to have more sex after they're graped

>> No.16679829

>>16679813
Ah come on, it's just a little bite.

>> No.16679830

>>16679826
It's not tyranny when the citizens of the Desert Kingdom all love her.

>> No.16679832

>>16679826
>Pharaoh
>tyranny
It's called "having a leader" and "occasionally accomplishing things that aren't sex."

>> No.16679841

>>16679826
>Now this is not ok, everyone deserves sex even the Pharaoh
Okay maybe once in a while, denial play is fun though.

>> No.16679843

>>16679832
Don't try to use reason with the grape worshipers. They've got a one way mind and can't understand the beauty of the Pharoah and her leadership.

>> No.16679857

>>16679794
That must be fun trying to explain when you daughter starts growing up.
>"Well, see, mommy is also your grandma, and daddy is your brother."
Imagine the horror on the faces of the school faculty and human parents.

>> No.16679862

>>16679810
Let me put it bluntly

Would you rather have to work every day or so to "grow the kingdom" and "build wealth" for a pseudo-goddess who doesn't care about her people?

Or would you rather spend everyday cherishing your wife and delighting in her body under the guidance of a ruler who knows what love is all about?

It seems like a no brainer to me

>>16679830
They love her because she uses magic to fool people

>>16679832
>>16679843
You are both very delusional

>> No.16679864

>>16679816
It's okay. For the developers first non-FPS game it works fine. There's accusations of the SJW agenda from certain people about it but it's not that bad.
>>16679862
Which one has Jaffa?

>> No.16679869

I want to be a bandit that steals the Pharaoh's heart because I offer her freedom from the stress of running the kingdom. Every night she sneaks out of the palace looking for me.

>> No.16679876

>all of these silly accusations that the Pharaoh ignores pleasure and love to rule instead.
Apophis shills pls go. This is a propaganda-free zone.

>> No.16679878

I will challenge the Pharaoh to a children's card game.

>> No.16679884

>>16679878
On bedroom?

>> No.16679888

>>16679884
No we gotta do it on these huge as fuck stadiums.

With holographic technology!

>> No.16679894

>>16679888
In before she uses a certain golden castle and summon Ra on her first turn.

>> No.16679903

>>16679894
I'll just play wind-up kitten then.

>> No.16679905

>>16679862
Well, my waifu actually enjoys doing that. She upholds the kingdom and the Pharoah to a high standard. And so do I. The Pharoah cares about her people, she loves her people. And she knows what love is about!

I'd cherish my waifu's body daily anyway. I spend everyday doing that already. Maybe not to the extent the Apophis wants but still very much.

It's fine if you want to love Apophis, because love is all that matters. But when you threaten the desert kingdom and her ruler, it's just not cool man.

Please, let's be friends and talk friendly towards each other. I can tell you that I'm not delusional, I'm sure.

>>16679876
I mean, the desert kingdom is basically a demon realm. So they're quite incorrect.

>>16679878
Like snap?

>> No.16679915

>>16679903
You'd need Giant Trunade too.

>> No.16679917

>>16679878
UNO?

>> No.16679923

>>16679915
I just hope I'm lucky enough to get it.

What am I saying I'm the main character of course I'll get it.

>> No.16679924
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>>16679594
>>16679612
One will have to do.

>> No.16679929

>>16679924
Yes.

>> No.16679937

>>16679905
That was actually well thought out and nicely worded
We disagree on how the Desert should be ruled, but we're on the same boat when it comes to loving our wives
Would it be too much to ask who is your waifu?

>> No.16679938

>>16679924
A cute!

>> No.16679950

>>16679937
She's an Anubis. Which would probably explain a lot. What about you, anon? Is it an Apophis? Or maybe something else similar in nature to an Apophis?

I'm sorry to the people who are sick of hearing about my waifu, I feel as if I mention her too much and it's annoying.

>> No.16679955

>>16679924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk_cVpN_vHs

>> No.16679980
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What sort of games do NEET mofus play?

>> No.16679998

>>16679980
>Mofu Addicted Husband Simulator

>> No.16680011

>>16679980
I want to sneak at her and assault her ear tufts.

>> No.16680021

>>16679980
I want to make an Inari lose interest in playing lewd games by providing a fulfilling and wholesome marriage!

>> No.16680037

>>16679950
Anubis is probably top 3 of most loved girls in this thread, at times I even think she is N°1 so it's ok if you want to speak about her plenty of anons would enjoy it

>What about you, anon? Is it an Apophis?
Only a high level adventurer could land an Apophis, I'll settle down for any other desert girl except Sphinxes they sound annoying

>> No.16680052
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16680052

>you're a kid growing up in a monster girl house
>plump ara ara-nee loves to dote on you and doesn't mind if you feel her up
>muscular tomboy-nee lets you sit in her lap while you both watch kung-fu movies and play video games
>haughty ojou-nee always calls you brat or twerp, but secretly thinks your the cutest thing in the world and has hundreds of candid pictures of you
>airhead gyaru-nee who often offers to teach you lewd stuff
>you usually wake up in the morning with one of them in your bed using you like a living daki
>when you come to breakfast, your momster asks if you've become a man yet
Where's the Onee-Sabbath when you need them?

>> No.16680053

What other MGs beside Apsara enjoy music and dancing?

>> No.16680057

>>16680037
Sphinxes are CUTE.

>> No.16680059

>>16680037
>Only a high level adventurer could land an Apophis
That's not really stated in the profile, only that when seeking a man they will act the same way as someone they bitten.

An Apophis could fall for a man for all kinds of reasons, be it that she likes his hair, muscles or even the way he acts.

>> No.16680066

>>16679980
"Whoa~ It's like I'm really killing people~"
I don't think she should be playing games anymore...

>> No.16680069

>>16680037
Her species are such lovely girls. It's just sometimes I feel like I need to talk about her in moderation.

And good choice on favourite girls. Desert girls have to be my favourite.

>> No.16680077

>>16680052
The Onee sabbath is perfection. I just want to move into their house with my Wock Onee San. What fun that would be.

>> No.16680083

>>16680052
I want to molest that demon's belly.

>> No.16680099

>>16680057

While I can see cat MGs annoying some people, I gotta agree with you. I love 'em.

>> No.16680100

>>16680052
>Everyone in the house expects your Gyaru-nee to be the one who crosses the line and rapes your virginity away.
>It's actually the Ojou-nee.

>> No.16680121

>>16680052
I want to grab handfuls of that blueberry pudge.

>> No.16680126

>>16680052
The Onee-Sabbath is love.
I wanna go to the Sorority that by a clerical error ended up housing entirely Kraken Onee-sans

>> No.16680131

>>16680057
Cute but annoying, just like Cheshire cats

>>16680069
If you want to talk about your waifu make sure to post in an open ended way so that the discussion isn't focused on your waifu but rather on everyone's waifus and/or her species

>>16680059
That's nice of them but I feel that they deserve only the highest quality of husbands
I'd have big self esteem issues if I somehow got married to an Apophis

>> No.16680132

>>16679569
Maybe me, I am named after him after all. Just need em to be a tiny bit taller

>> No.16680139

>>16680131
>That's nice of them but I feel that they deserve only the highest quality of husbands
They can't help who they fall in love with.
>I'd have big self esteem issues if I somehow got married to an Apophis
I'm sure the first few times she forced herself on you would prove how she felt about you and if she got super clingy like she needed you that would be a nice confidence boost right?

>> No.16680143

>>16679569
>Towergirls Goblin Princess
Literally the best thing about that series. I can ignore all the bad stuff for a baby crazy Shortstack.

>> No.16680145

>>16680131
Anon, she's a rape snake who loves the idea of corrupting men. You'll be perfect for her, don't doubt yourself, don't fight the venom. Let it though through your veins and to your brain. Let the lewd thoughts envelope you. Marry that Apophis, waifu her.

But yeah, I try my best to leave my waifu discussions open, asking anon's what they think or what their waifu would do and such.

>> No.16680152

>>16680083
>>16680121
Just make sure you kiss and nuzzle it afterward while you move your hands around to grope her plump slappable rear.

>> No.16680156

>>16680132
But do you have 『 The Area 』 to match?

If you don't have 『 The Area 』 you can't hope to compete with the one, true Bowie, the once and future goblin king.

>> No.16680160

>>16680143
You gonna give her a goblin babe?

>> No.16680166

>>16680145
>You'll be perfect for her, don't doubt yourself, don't fight the venom. Let it though through your veins and to your brain. Let the lewd thoughts envelope you. Marry that Apophis, waifu her.
Man, a Yandere Apophis would be terrifying.
>Anon is wrapped up in her coils trying to struggle out as her venom pumps through his veins.
>"Sshhh~ Ssshhh darling~ Only a little more now~ Let it happen, let my venom coursssse through you so you can feel my love in every inch of your body~"
>"Look into my eyessss~ Sssssee how much I love you? Ssssee how much I want you? Jussssst give in~ Be mine, assss I'll be yoursssss~"
Later on anon can even tease her over how she was so excited she let her hissing lisp slip into her speech.

>> No.16680173

>>16680160
Anon, if you shack up with a Goblin, let alone a princess, it's going to be way more than just one.

>> No.16680186

>>16680166
That's too hot and too lewd. Yandere Apophis cooling around you and talking about her venom in your body made me diamonds. And the hissing lisp is cute! CUTE!

You better marry that Apophis.

>> No.16680187

>>16680131
>I'd have big self esteem issues if I somehow got married to an Apophis

I'd have the same, i love dragons but i can never help but make myself believe that i dont deserve one. But then again thats why
>>16680166 yans exist.

It doesnt matter what you think, they'd force it on you anyway.

>> No.16680188

>>16680166
I love relationships with Monstergirls that start off super dramatic and eccentric and progress into just being comfy and mundane. Like one's succubi wife started off all super seductive and kinky and said really dramatic lewd things but then three kids and 90 years later her husband teases her in the morning by imitating how she used to moan while she smacks him playfully with the spatula out of embarrassment

>> No.16680195

>>16679350
https://rakkunsfw.tumblr.com/post/156414761738

>> No.16680196

>>16680166
>Later on anon can even tease her over how she was so excited she let her hissing lisp slip into her speech.
That's cute, plus if she was yan she would probably hate it if anyone else made fun of her hissing but if it's anon she's secretly happy about his teasing because it shows he's finally confident around her.

>> No.16680202

>>16680052
>muscular tomboy-nee lets you sit in her lap while you both watch kung-fu movies and play video games
I want a busty tomboy onee capable of lactating like a holstaur.

>> No.16680207

>>16680187
A lot of people share this issue. I used to have it a few months back, but then it just passed, quite easily.

I can get for a Dragon it would be hard to let is pass though due to the nature of Dragons. But don't worry anon, just love those scaly fire breathing cuties with all your heart.

>> No.16680218

>>16680188
>daughterus are a bit older, all in their late teens early twenties
>"so what was Mom like when you met her dad?"
>husband smirks and starts mimicking wife's voice while bumping his chair below him
>"Oouh! Yeah baby, keep hitting it from the back, pull my tail, spit on my wings, aah, aah!"
>daughterus laughing as succuwife runs in chasing husband around with a frying pan, his fake moans and over the top impressions still coming out between laughter
>That night they do raw hardcore anal while he calls her a dirty buttslut and she moans and screams through her ballgag and blindfold
What a fun, goofy family

>> No.16680222

>>16680053
Gandharva, Siren and Otohime are the only ones who come to mind

>>16680139
I guess a good rape fixes everything

>> No.16680234
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>tfw like MGs in Leotards
>tfw like Centaurs

Life is a cruel mistress.

>> No.16680243

>>16680234
Cerea kinda wore one in that one chapter/episode of EMG

>> No.16680248

>>16680187
I understand you. But how I see it, the current me might not be worthy, but the me I am focusing to become shall challenge her and conquer her heart.

I seek waifu that stands besides me as equal, almost as rival. That we push each other forward, face the world as duo.

>> No.16680253
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https://www.strawpoll.me/12484484

So Anubis is obviously the most popular brown girl but how about the rest of them? Also in addition to the poll, which non-brown girl would you prefer a brown version of?

>> No.16680255

>>16680234
you simply just need a bit more spandex for the booty.

>> No.16680265
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Here's that Apsara.

>> No.16680272

>>16680265
dat ahoge tho

>> No.16680277

>>16680253
feels like I'm betraying Pharaoh, but brown Cupid is just pure sex appeal.

>> No.16680281

>>16680272
All Eros monster ahoges are heart shaped.

>> No.16680286

>>16680277
Brown plus pink is just unfair.

>> No.16680287

>>16680277
Ditto

>> No.16680289

>>16680253
>no Ghoul
>Also in addition to the poll, which non-brown girl would you prefer a brown version of?
JubJubs. Familiars, Werebats, Gremlins Hobgoblins, Holstaurs, Werecats, and Cheshires.

>> No.16680296

>>16680207
The bigger problem with Dragons is that they're rare AND in demand, so it's something of a first-come-first-serve deal.
If you don't believe in yourself at least enough to get out there and find here, you'll be SOL.

>> No.16680302

>>16680296
find her*

>> No.16680304

>>16680289
Fuck I knew I was forgetting something, people can just reply with ghoul and it'll count I guess.

>> No.16680307

>>16680253
>Only 1 vote for Khepri
That's weird, I thought we had a strong group of golden bug lovers

>>16680265
She's cute but it's kinda sad not seeing her in her usual energetic/happy mood

Apsaras are natural genkis

>> No.16680309

>>16680289
>brown JubJub
I saw that request too

>> No.16680310

>>16680277
Just putting it out there, what about a Pharaoh in a Cupid's clothing?

>> No.16680313

>>16680307
>That's weird, I thought we had a strong group of golden bug lovers.

I like Khepri, but I can't resist the BEEF.

>> No.16680314

>>16680253
My brown Onee san!

>> No.16680315

>>16680253
>Barometz
Barometz aren't even brown in the profile pic, that's purely a barb thing.

>> No.16680323

>>16680296
I mean, Jabberwocks are ok aren't they? They're in large amounts in wonderland? I ain't gotta fight any anon over her because I don't want to fight.

But yeah I completely understand where you're coming from.

>> No.16680325

>>16680307
Well she is still waking up.

>> No.16680326
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16680326

>>16680307
>That's weird, I thought we had a strong group of golden bug lovers
Three votes now, I just cast mine. I'm pretty sure that's all the kheprifags in these threads.

>> No.16680332
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16680332

>>16680253
>only 1 vote for Amazon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkNg2RrM_Gg

>> No.16680333

>>16680323
Wonderland is a bit niche, I don't think you'd have much trouble finding any particular girl there.
Unless you were shooting for something like a face card/ace Trumpart. Those are probably very rare.

>> No.16680338

>>16680265
That's one intense ahoge.
Glad to see you improving, even if it's slight

>> No.16680340

>>16680326
Not interested in Khepri.
Very interested in becoming a megaincubus.
Wonder how difficult it would be to raid one of their tombs for the demonic energy they hoard...

>> No.16680341

>>16680326
Smugbugs are for facefucking.

>> No.16680346

>>16680340
Please don't steal from the cute bugs.

Looking at the poll again.
>khepri 5 votes
>Pharaoh 0
Looks like we've got an uprising on our hands.

>> No.16680348

>>16680253
>Pharaoh is on there twice
>Bug is in the lead
>Anons you're killing me

Neither of these have the /fit/ to quench my needs.
Amazon get.

>> No.16680353

>>16680346
I'm willing to negotiate. I'd give them a man to call king if they're willing to part with, say, half of what they have stored. Must be lonely down there knowing it could be centuries before a deserted wandering traveller falls in.

>> No.16680356

>>16680253
Amazon has hopped from 1 to 4 votes. Gentlemen of taste have clearly joined the thread.

>> No.16680358

>>16680341
I'd prefer gentle licking from them, like being on the throne and reading a report the Anubis just handed to you while three of them are on their knees attending to your manhood from all angles.
>>16680348
I love the silly beetles but either they're more popular than I thought or there's some funny business going on.

>> No.16680360

>>16680353
>I'd give them a man to call king
If you're referring to yourself, you get ALL of that with the position.

>> No.16680362

>>16680356
I can't help it, I'm a sucker for role-reversal. If only a certain writer would come back and finish his damn story.

>> No.16680367
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16680367

>referring to majestic scarabs as mere bugs

>> No.16680368

>>16680360
I am not. I'm happily taken. But I could get a guy. Might even be a noble already. Could give them a head start on teaching etiquette to him.

>> No.16680370

>>16680358
Really? Are you sure you wouldn't rather have a swarm of smug Khepri teasing you until you snap, grab one of them by the head, and force your dick balls deep into her throat?

>> No.16680371

>>16680338
That DM and Kelp were interesting steps forward.

>> No.16680375

>>16680371
That they were.

>> No.16680386

>>16680375
Now I just neep to draw Illassa or a water horse being bullied over the net.

>> No.16680406
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16680406

>>16680370
I'd rather force it into her pussy while her sisters cling onto my shoulders and watch in awe as their sister has orgasm after orgasm, waiting their turn.

Being an incubus king has its perks.

>> No.16680412

>>16680386
That sounds like a chance for some weird things to happen.
What about a Salamander?

>> No.16680427

>>16680412
Salamander?
Ehhhh, maybe. I can't into flames properly though.

There's always vanilla Lizardman too.

>> No.16680435

>>16680253
Jinko

>> No.16680436

>>16680427
It was a joke, but an iguana is fine too.

>> No.16680459

>>16680436
>a joke
We weren't talking about water horse though.
Well, maybe I was.

Maybe Gnome or something as well.
Or maybe just a bunch of little hatchlings of various monsters? Dragons, Harpies, Lizards, little spider(cow) hammocks, tiny Scylla in pots, etc.

>> No.16680466

>>16680459
Hatchlings are usually nice.

>> No.16680476

>>16680466
Indeed.

>> No.16680479
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16680479

I need pics of daughterus being cute after the shit day I had.
To avoid blogshit, my aunt died today to pancreatic cancer.

>> No.16680505
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16680505

>>16680479
No daughterus, but have a very happy waifu.

>> No.16680509
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16680509

>>16680479
Sorry to hear that, have an Anubis.

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16680510

>>16680479
Oh hey, another person dealing with cancer related shit.

I feel ya, dawg.

>> No.16680521

>>16680370
What I wouldn't give for five smug little love bugs to tie up and ballgag before bullying their wombs with my dick. They won't be so smug when they find out I'm using a condom. I'll have them begging for my cum in no time.

>> No.16680563

>>16680521
>using a condom
This is a crime against Khepri.

>> No.16680575

>>16680563
Well how do you break smug girls?

>> No.16680586

>>16680505
Did you draw that?

>> No.16680601
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16680601

Reminder that communist monster girls must be rescued from the old country and shown the light and hamburgers of America.

>> No.16680604

>>16680575
Constant foreplay without putting it in and making them cum multiple times from cunnilingus and fingering alone.

Make them beg for you to put it in.

>> No.16680618
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16680618

>>16680601
Remove communists from premises, and by that I mean remove them from the oppressive conditions they live in, bring them home, marry them and make many children with them

>> No.16680621
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16680621

>>16680601

They come for the food and stay for the military funding. Truly, battlefield waifus know their shit.

>> No.16680667
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16680667

>>16680618
Elves get +1 to shooting checks because they're naturally good marksmen! Massage your elf operator regularly to ensure peak performance!

>> No.16680672

>>16680667
how would an elf operator respond to headpats

>> No.16680682

>>16680672
How does a Phoenix Lord respond to Abadon's arms falling off?

With a smile, obviously.

>> No.16680689
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16680689

>>16680672
With a lot of blushing and stuttering. She's one of the guys, not a cute girl!

>> No.16680695

>>16680689
What a cutie
I love monster operators.
Also I'm writing again

>> No.16680698

>>16680672
>>16680689
>"St-Stop patting my head!"
>"Dummy! I'm not cute! I'm a trained cold-blooded killer!"
>"At least I hit all my targets! A drunked up redneck could've shot better than you today."
>"What do you mean, 'you were distracted from my ass!' IT'S NOT THAT BIG!!!"

>> No.16680708
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16680708

Is it time to join the hunt?

>> No.16680714

>>16680708
Should have done a war scythe.
1/10 on weapon.

Rest is good.

>> No.16680715
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16680715

>>16680695
>>16680698
On the other hand, other elves might be more receptive to headpats

>> No.16680723

>>16680715
Around Finns the Ice is thin

>> No.16680726

>>16680723
What does that even mean?

>> No.16680730

>>16680726
The ice isn't the only thing they're breaking

>> No.16680738

>>16680726
Finns are not to be trusted, and neither are elves, so for Finnish elves like Sako, this is doubly true.

>> No.16680745

>>16680723
>>16680730
>>16680738
Sako is the only elf who will leave you feeling broken and violated instead of the other way around

>> No.16680756
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16680756

I need a name for a dangerous Kraken crime boss, with elements of smug ara ara and the cold fury of Balalalalalalaika from Black Lagoon
any suggestions?

>> No.16680762

>>16680756
>Camille

>> No.16680765

>>16680756
Lay Z. Fohk.

>> No.16680773

>>16680756
Giovanna

>> No.16680775

>>16680756
Madame Gigianna. Gigi to her friends.

>> No.16680777

>>16680756
Oneei Saan

>> No.16680781

>>16680775
The Madame thing is interesting, I think I like it
>>16680765
>>16680777
>madame Lay Z Oneei Saan
lel

>> No.16680787

>>16680756
Kraken.

>> No.16680792

>>16680053
Pharaoh, At least it seems KC is implying in her making of.

>> No.16680794

>>16680756
R. Elise the Kraken

>> No.16680797

>>16680792
>Pharaoh practicing her bellydancing and singing when she thinks no-one's looking.
https://youtu.be/71lLnE8gJnU

>> No.16680815

>>16680794
that physically hurt

>> No.16680817

>>16680797
>you'll never take a video of that and post it on AnubisTube
>you'll never be punished for treason by the Pharaoh herself

>> No.16680821

>>16680817
But what if you tell her you think it's cute?

>> No.16680823

>>16680821
Then you get punished even harder while she blushes and breathes heavily

>> No.16680866
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16680866

1 down 3 to go o7

nsfw version https://twitter.com/SnibakoDraws/status/839275874532798464

>> No.16680874

>>16680866
Good stuff Snibby!

>> No.16680878

>>16680866
Oh lawdy

>> No.16680882

>>16680866
You are a good man. I hope your waifu finds you one day and you are blessed with many daughterus.

>> No.16680883

>>16680866
Fluffy mouse

>> No.16680884

>>16680866
Oh man, I would let myself get cuddled by the sleepmouse.

>> No.16680887

>>16680866
I wanna take AGGRESSIVE NAPS with her!

>> No.16680889

Where is all the comfy writing about donating Spirit Energy to a Ryu Shrine?

>> No.16680898

>>16680889
What, for exposure? Do it yourself.

>> No.16680946

>>16680866
snibby dibby doo what made you move from photoshop to CSP?

>> No.16681000

>>16680874
>>16680882
>>16680878
>>16680883
>>16680884
>>16680887
I'm glad you guys like! and y-you too

>>16680946
It was on sale for $25 and it feels easier to sketch and do lines in CSP. Lines are really my biggest gripe with drawing on tablets desu. I'm also saving up for a cintiq or a cintiq knock off so that might not be an issue in the future anyways tho o7
Trusting I don't order a case of pewpew food/a new pewpew first ;-;7

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16681010

>>16680708
Unf. Love your 'Caps Nav. You draw them to my ideal.

>> No.16681013

>>16681000
>snib's a gun owner
noooooiiiiice

>> No.16681016

>>16681010
I should have clarified that I'm not Nav if the Pixiv filename is anything to go by.

>> No.16681021

>>16681016
I'm sure he's lurking around these parts somewhere.

>> No.16681033

>>16681000
hows the coloring? I've heard that photoshop doesn't do coloring properly in some way but i never gave it much thought
mostly cause my coloring is mediocre and very inefficient at best

>> No.16681034
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16681034

small update to Pirate's Life, just needed to get something down. A bit of action and a new character soon to be introduced
http://pastebin.com/8X8kJyz5
Line 385

>> No.16681064
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16681064

How did you meet your waifu?

>> No.16681066

>>16681064
She tackled me after escaping from the Exotic animal sanctuary after a good portion of the world's animals became hot women

>> No.16681067

>>16681064
Christian chat room.

>> No.16681070
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16681070

>>16681064
She bit my dick

>> No.16681071

>>16681064
Do you think Milf-thicc Dullahans ever use their heads to check out their own ass?

>> No.16681076

>>16681034
That's a lovely attention to detail.

>> No.16681080

>>16681076
The drawing or the writing?

>> No.16681081

>>16681064
The usual.
Minding my own business walking outside, get jumped and raped.

>> No.16681082

>>16681080
Writing of course.

>> No.16681083

>>16681071
I hope so
>I'll never fuck the lewd thick thighs of a dullahan while she runs her tongue on my dick and herself between thrusts
>>16681082
Thanks

>> No.16681092

>>16681070

It was very good fishing bait.
Can some artistic anon get us a "this is bait" meme with a mershark and a penis

On a side note it reminds me of this camp counselor during elementary who had a fish swim up and bite his nipple cuz he had it pierced. Surely mersharks are attracted to similar bait.

>> No.16681093
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16681093

>>16681064
I'm a /m/an.

>> No.16681094

>>16681064
She stammered out a confession at me and left her number in my pocket before running away.

>> No.16681107

>>16681064
As far as fantasy goes, I'd likely meet her when our realities converge and I wake up in her bed with her instead of in my own. As far as now though, I felt the need to post about her enough to where I realized she was my waifu and not just a passing interest.

>> No.16681112

>>16681064
She violently and forcefully made 90% of all my thoughts about her over a 3 month period.

Dont help i have a huge addiction to my dragonfu now.

Even if i feel like i shouldn't have her.

>> No.16681118
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16681118

>>16681064
She hit puberty early and her tail started budding its barbs. She didn't know and complained about how sore it was. I offered to massage it and next thing I know we're under the bleachers.

>> No.16681122

>>16681064
I didn't.

>> No.16681162

>>16681064
ideally i'd like to wake up on a summoning circle with her looking over me or have her rescue me from a burning building

>> No.16681168

>>16681162
>ideally i'd like to wake up on a summoning circle with her looking over me
I feel you anon, sudden removal from this reality to find your waifu waiting there for you is the ultimate dream.

>> No.16681199

>>16681034
Very interesting, I'm looking forward to where you go with this.

>> No.16681200

>>16681064
Accidentally entered her cave.

>> No.16681202

>>16679924
This is cute as fuck. I want to squish a little dragon.

>> No.16681207
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16681207

>>16681064
I walked onto a farm wearing a red shirt

>> No.16681223

>>16681199
I've got ideas, the hard part is finding time and expressing them properly, I want to just tell everyone how the story is planned out so far, but I can't

>> No.16681228
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16681228

>>16679924
>>16681202
Should've thought that one through . . .

>> No.16681229

>>16681223
I know how that feels. I've got so many ideas bouncing around my head, but only having one day a week where I can actually sit down and write undistracted sucks.

>> No.16681230

>>16681228
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.16681231

>>16681229
School, work, social obligations, sick last month, expensive vehicle repairs this month. It really sucks because I want to get stuff right, but I only have so much time and I want to get an update out

>> No.16681235

>>16681223
>Have ideas
>Have the time
>Have the energy
>Porn distracts me
I lack discipline

>> No.16681236

>>16681228
Latenight's daughteru art is the best, god damn it's so adorable.

Top-tier work!

>> No.16681237

>>16681228
I saw the first little dragon as I was heading out and only managed to reply now that I got home. Definitely wasn't expecting a heartburn from a late dragon.

Oh god my squishy heart.

>> No.16681247

>>16681231
Yup, pretty much the same for me. Guess we just gotta make do with what time we have for now. I'll hopefully be able to start writing consistently everyday once the semester ends, though, so I'm looking forward to that.

>> No.16681249

>>16681228
He'll be okay because monster mojo.

>> No.16681252

>>16681235
You're in a porn thread, more than likely writing porn. Is the wrong kind of porn distracting you?
>>16681247
same

>> No.16681254

>>16681252
Yes, the wrong kind of porn.

>> No.16681257

>>16681254
Just make sure you don't alp, my dude

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16681262

>>16681252
>2017
>Writing porn

>> No.16681269

>>16681262
Get back, foul demon, otherwise my Jinko waifu will never find me!

>> No.16681271
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16681271

>>16679246

>> No.16681276

>>16681271
Sluuut

>> No.16681279
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16681279

>>16681271

>> No.16681283

>>16681269
You gon' get CONTRACT'D

>> No.16681284

>>16681271
Season the thing with cayenne and see how she reacts.

>> No.16681285

>>16681283
Please no, I want muscles and chuffs and her to be 10 inches taller than me

>> No.16681294
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16681294

>>16681285
Urge to... manlet bully... rising...

What flavor Jinko is she?

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16681295

>>16681285
>Not wanting her 16+ inches taller

>> No.16681296
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16681296

>>16681285
>only 10 inches taller
you must go bigger

>> No.16681299

>>16681294
Red hair, freckles, 7 feet tall, pale skin
>>16681295
That would make her 7 and a half feet tall!
>>16681296
fear rising

>> No.16681301

>>16681013
p-pls no infringe pls

>>16681033
Hmm, i'm not sure how to answer this question desu. I feel like for coloring it can depend on what you're looking for since each program has its own quirks and it's a matter of getting used to using them. Then again I still have a very long way to go for colors/painting/values so I'm not a good person to ask I think. And iktf, the git gud train has no brakes tho so we must ganbatte ;-;7

>> No.16681306

>>16681283
>>16681285
>a Demon is in Anon's house chasing him around trying to do everything she can to get him to sign her contract
>Anon, at his wits end (it's been two days since she broke in his house) starts contemplating signing the contract
>all of a sudden his door is broken down by a fuckhuge tiger paw
>a Jinko in a red flannel shirt that's loosely buttoned up is standing in the doorway
>"Husband! I have traveled over 500 miles to have you fertilize my eggs!"
>she then pushes the Demon out of the way and princess carries Anon back to her bedroom
>the Demon just stands there sad and dejected
>until she see's the eleven year old boy next door playing with his G.I. Joes

>> No.16681308

>>16681306
Just take me now
>>16681301
Don't worry, Snib, I would never step on snek

>> No.16681310

>>16681299
>That would make her 7 and a half feet tall!
But that's the point, tall girls best girls. 7 feet is still great though. Jinko's are best cats.

>> No.16681312

>>16681306
Silly demon, G.I. Joes can't sign contracts.

>> No.16681317

>>16681306
>"Husband! I have traveled over 500 miles to have you fertilize my eggs!"
I understood that reference.

>> No.16681319
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16681319

>>16681299
>fear rising
why? big is best, and fear boners are top tier. A good MG should be FAR larger than her husbando

>> No.16681320

I want a big, muscled monster girl to try and seduce me through song!

>> No.16681322
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16681322

>>16681299
Aw, she a cute. Would invite for dinner and no contracts involved.
>>16681306
Demons are quick to recognize young boy innocence!

>> No.16681340

>>16681320
Thanks, pls no corrupt.

>> No.16681342

>>16681340
meant for >>16681322

>> No.16681348

So what happens if you put a fake signature on a demonic contract?

>> No.16681350

>>16681340
I was going to say.
Hearing the song of a heavily muscled werecat wouldn't be that corrupting.

>> No.16681353

>>16681348
The paper gives off a windows error sound

>> No.16681355

>>16681348
You can't put a fake signature in it. Magic will erase it and tell you to try again.

>> No.16681356

>>16681342
>>16681340
You go another day uncorrupted. For now.
>>16681348
You wake up in a very, very cold place colloquially referred to as 'The 9th'
It's staffed by Demons and the one you tried to cheat gets 9 nights in 'The Mouth', a special VIP room, alone with you.
You're coming out an incubus. Of that there is no doubt.

>> No.16681362

>>16681350
What would she sing? Red Army Choir standards?
>>16681356
>For now.
T-thanks
I only hope my jinko will protect me

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>>16681021
you called?

>> No.16681366

>>16681362
Maybe.
I couldn't say no to a girl who could sing that.
God damn the Red Army Choir is awesome.

>> No.16681370

>>16681356
What takes you off the 'need to corrupt' list?

>> No.16681372
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Does MGC have a good Casino?

>> No.16681374

>>16681365
>Shoggoth
Marvelous.

>> No.16681377

>>16681370
Having lots and lots of lewd sex with one's waifu. That's all it takes!

>> No.16681379

>>16681372
One of the best.

>> No.16681381

>>16681372
If it's run by Scanty and Kneesocks, then no, they made a demon from money they cheated away from the residents of Daten City

>> No.16681383

>>16681372
Yes. Just don't get in too deep in debt, either you may become the boytoy for a CC Tanuki mob boss, or become the breathing dildo to the Oni security crew. Depends on what part of MGC you go to.
I prefer to go to the casino outside of the city, those Thunderbirds are nice and have owned those lands forever.

>> No.16681386

>>16681383
>spoiler
Just don't believe their mumbo jumbo about it being built over a 'Thunderbird burial ground'

>> No.16681387
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>>16679728
All about them flourishes

>> No.16681388

I want to be captured by a tribe of shortstack P'Orcs.

>> No.16681392

>>16681387
Such lewd handwriting.
I hate to say it but my handwriting is so bad that it would be the equivalent of a fat faceless old man.

>> No.16681395

>>16681387
She looks hungry.

>> No.16681397

>>16681387
Hnng, dat fountain pen though, how lewd
Also hell yeah LN Demon pic after such a long time

>> No.16681403
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Can Dark Mages be acrobatic?

>>16681387
Oh baby.

>> No.16681404

>>16681387
It may not get much traffic, but SIGN'D has a very high paying subscriber base.

>> No.16681412
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>>16681388
I wanna be captured by a tribe of mega sized Anubi

>> No.16681415

>>16681387
Too bad I have awful handwriting.

>> No.16681417

>>16681392
>Find some of your Demon wife's old porno vids
>"Heh, lets see what she was into"
>What looks like a gangbang vid is just a Demon around a circle of businessmen who are all signing her skin with permanent markers all over
>She looks like she's absolutely orgasmic during it

She was in a weird phase.

>> No.16681419

>>16681388
No worry Anon. I'll defeat them and rescue you so you can meat your waifu.

>> No.16681423

>>16681388
Little, mottled Island P'Orcs?

Sounds cute.

>> No.16681432

>>16681412
But how could you be a slave for all of them?
They're too big for you to clean down in any reasonable sense of time.

>>16681417
We all have those.

>>16681419
But I like them.

>>16681423
Yep.
Little ones like that.
Maybe even with tiny tusks.

>> No.16681436

>>16681388
>>16681423
A Human! Time for Yub Nub!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np6vAuS0KNs

>> No.16681441

>>16681301
>I still have a very long way to go
same
but you've improved quite a bit snibbo, keep it up
also that coloring thing you told me about for photoshop was a life saver, i forgot to thank you for that

>> No.16681442

>>16681436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG9WVDvVd0E

>> No.16681444

>>16681432
dunno but I'd also accept a herd of mega Mino and mega holsts makng me their milk slave

>> No.16681448

>>16681432
Don't worry about it, anon. You'll be free from those Orcs in no time flat and will be able to meet your waifu.

>> No.16681452

>>16681436
Time for shortstack P'Orc cuddling by the bonfire after a feast!


>>16681444
That may be too much beef for one man.

>>16681448
But what if they are my waifus?
Can you really separate a man from those girls?

>> No.16681455

>>16681388
I want to encounter a group of lonely recently awoken Automatons of assorted shapes and sizes.

>> No.16681458

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that there is a figure out there who watches you when you sleep, pulls up the covers on your body, keeps your pantry well stocked, and chases off the bullies.

Muscle Titania is the ultimate oneesan.

>> No.16681459

>>16681442
B-But Yub Nub!

>>16681452
>Time for shortstack P'Orc cuddling by the bonfire after a feast!

A Night of celebration, for all the Piglets that captured Anon is going to give them in the future.

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>>16681452
>That may be too much beef for one man
I can can never have enough beef (or milk and moo-snu). I want to spend all my time beneath a milk laden, horny mega holst or mega mino

>> No.16681464

>>16681452
>But what if they are my waifus?
They aren't. I'll beat them just a bit so they know to never mess with you again. Just being near them will make them fear for their lives and you'll be able to continue your waifu journey. No need to thank me.

>> No.16681468

>>16681455
That would be nice too, although they may demand to use the internet to see what has happened while they were gone.

>>16681459
Oh yeah, they're going to have another whole tribe by the time we're done.

>>16681460
>>16681460
Anon please, your pelvis shouldn't be ground into naught but dust 24/7

>>16681464
....I'm calling marriage services on you.

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Woah, dude!

>> No.16681475

>>16681458
>Muscle Titania
Wh-what is this feeling?! How did I not know I wanted this?
>Naive friendly sister-tier Titania
>A busty, beefy bodybuilder musclegod who still acts like she's a dainty little cutie
M-my dick?!

>> No.16681478

>>16681468
>Anon please, your pelvis shouldn't be ground into naught but dust 24/7
yes it should, lots of big, soft mooing cows putting all their soft weight right on top of me while as thy engulf me with their bodies, with me able to hear nothing but their heartbeat and soft moos as the gently (or roughly) dom me, forcing a mssive nipple right in my mouth forcing me to drink unending streams of holst and mino milk

>> No.16681482

>>16681474
God, imagine being a Fishmonger in a world with Monster Girls.

You'd need a rolled-up newspaper or something to swat away all the Stray Cat Girls who try to take your fish without paying.

>> No.16681484

>>16681474
Flabby foxes are for feeding fried tofu and impregnating.

>>16681475
Give in to her.
She's gonna hold your head to her chest in worry over you getting all spacey like that.

>> No.16681497

>>16681474
What does Rans milk taste like?

>> No.16681505

>>16681484
>She's gonna hold your head to her chest in worry over you getting all spacey like that
My heart? And my dick? I'm so confused but so lewdcuted and aroused
I wanna play ring around the rosie with her and get practically flung for a mile while she just laughs with her eyes closed not knowing her own strength
I wanna feel my bones crush when she gives me a big friendly hug against her titanic chest and massive arms
What have you done?!

>> No.16681506

>>16681482
I would seduce a jinko with a torso sized tuna

>> No.16681517

>>16681506
>Large chuffing Siberian Jinko browses your catch.
>Stops at a massive Tuna you landed.
>Hefts it over her shoulder and drops the money for it on the counter.
>"Y-You need a bag for that or something?" You ask.
>"Nyet." She replies in a thick accent, hauling the gigantic fish away.

>> No.16681527

>>16681517
How do I get her to come back?

>> No.16681531

>>16681527
the real question is how to get her to throw YOU over her shoulder

>> No.16681533

>>16681531
Use the Mershark Fishing method of just dangling your dick around

>> No.16681537

>>16681531
That's my end goal, yes
>>16681533
Not very subtle

>> No.16681546

>>16681505
She'd still call you big brother too

>> No.16681551

>>16681533
>anon standing on the dock with his dick out waiting for the large siberian jinko to come back
>she looks at him deeply confused
>anon with a huge shit eating grin just standing there
>suddenly a massive magalodon mershark jumps out of the water, grabs anon around the waist with her teeth and pulls him over and under

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>>16681497
L-like normal milk, dude!

>> No.16681556

>>16681552
>not posting the image where she's leaking milk through her top

>> No.16681557

>>16681551
I don't want that, I'll keep my dick in my pants

>> No.16681559

>>16681557
Maybe YOU don't

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>>16681552
I wanna taste Yuugi's milk

>> No.16681564

>>16681546
HNG
The physical gap moe, it's too strong!

>> No.16681566

>>16681559
I want a jinko, not a shark, so I'll continue to drop hints to the jinko when she comes to get tuna

>> No.16681570

>>16681566
>so I'll continue to drop hints to the jinko when she comes to get tuna
Just ask her if she needs help pounding that tuna whenever she comes around again.

>> No.16681574

>>16681570
>I am not of understandings this, Fishman
>making lewd finger in hole hand gestures while waggling eyebrows suggestively
How do I reach dense Jinko?

>> No.16681581

>>16681574
Call the Eros Paladin and his Cupid wife!
This is their specialty!

>> No.16681582
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>>16681574
assume the position AWAY from the edge of the doc after applying ample catnip cologne

>> No.16681589

>>16681581
>>16681582
I hope the position makes her sit on my face and grind that big tiger ass in my face

>> No.16681595

>>16681551

>Megalo-Mershark goes home to sisters
>Tells them the bait worked, and she caught a big one!
>The other mersharks get visibly excited
>Go to the waterproof computer
>Make posts recommending the "mershark fishing method" to anons trying to attract their waifu
>Wait at the docks to steal naive husbands

Mersharks lurk in these waters, be wary.

>> No.16681600

>>16681595
I see nothing wrong with this

>> No.16681616 [SPOILER] 
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>>16681561

>> No.16681623

>>16681527
Have another large Tuna ready the next day.

Chances are she'll have already eaten the one she bought.

>> No.16681625

>>16681616
You're fast.

>> No.16681626
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>>16681616
just tell me damn it, I wanna dive in a grab a drink from those big oni orbs, consequences when she fully comes to be damned

>> No.16681628

>>16681616
10/10, would play a children's card game with.

>> No.16681645 [SPOILER] 
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>>16681626

>> No.16681651

>>16681616
>>16681645
You are a treasure and if you have paypal I'll gladly send you some dollary-doos.

>> No.16681654

>>16681645
well played, I still wanna get dom'd by Yuugi though, or a big oni in general

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>>16681654
>Boy. You fucked up, get ready.

>> No.16681716

>>16681712
w-will I survive?

>> No.16681717

>>16680797
This. This I want.

>> No.16681728

>>16681712
Good to see you still remember us Loen.

>> No.16681731

I'm reading a book about the history of superheroes and can't help but wonder what would happen to Monster Girls if they were exposed to Weird Science Goo.

>> No.16681736

>>16681717
>Anon stumbles upon the Pharaoh swaying her hips side to side and singing in her angelic voice without a care.
>It's almost hypnotically beautiful, so much so that he doesn't notice she's stopped and noticed him sitting down and watching her.
>When anon comes to, she's bound him up and is blushing heavily while angrily asking how much he saw.

>> No.16681748

>>16681716
You'll survive, but you're going to be very dehydrated since the contents of your balls are going to be splattered all over her tits and womb.

>> No.16681760

Friendly reminder to always keep your monstergirl daughters in cages or glass boxes.
Look, but don't dick!

>> No.16681763

>>16681616
>>16681645
>>16681712
Nice to see you back again Loen, how goes it?

>> No.16681766

I don't see many redhead succubi around here. Am I not looking hard enough?

>> No.16681775

>>16681760
That can't be right.

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>>16681766
Redheads do occur ever so rarely in nature.

>> No.16681777

>>16681760
>Having such poor self control that you need to imprison your fucking daughteru to stop yourself from dicking her.
You disgust me as much as the actual daughteru dickers.

>> No.16681788

>>16681775
It is.
>>16681777
She'll understand when she's older.

>> No.16681789

How sexually frustrated would a Demon be if she signed a contract with a young boy and couldn't do anything to him until he graduated university?

>> No.16681790

>>16681766
Why are you looking anon? Do you want a redheaded scottish succubus in your life?

>> No.16681794

>>16681789
I think we've had this conversation before anon.
The answer is, enough to go from smug and well kept, to basically being a frenzied yandere with constant frizzy hair.

>> No.16681796

>>16681788
You won't get a chance to see, I'm calling MGC Child Protective services on your ass.
Daughterus are not for the aquarium box, they're for meeting a neighbor boy and becoming his childhood friend!

>> No.16681797

>>16681794
But that was in just the span of a few years. This is more than ten years worth of pent up aggression.

>> No.16681798

>>16681760
KDF/QS deserves his daughteru more than you.

>> No.16681800

>>16681797
The answer depends on if the contract forbids her from masturbating.
If not then she's good.
If it does, then that boy's getting 15 years of pent up ara snu unleashed on his dick.
Deepthroating, Titfucking, hand jobs, sumata, hotdogging, piledriver, reverse cowgirl, amazon position, reverse mating press, anal, missionary, doggystyle, and every other position she can think of. That boy's going to experience it all.
And if she's feeling particularly frustrated that day she'll give him a shotafication potion so she can take it out on the cute boy she seduced into signing the contract with the dick size she's been carefully cultivating for him over the years through what she fed him.

>> No.16681805

>>16681800
I guess "no lewd stuff" would include masturbation. That boy is going to get almost 20 years of lust thrown at him.

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>>16679213
>>16679220
Speaking of that dad, did writefag anon ever follow up, or was it just a hoax?

>> No.16681816

>>16681814
What?

>> No.16681819

>>16681816
A few months back, some anon suspected his dad of lurking or posting in these threads. He allegedly dropped the depicted note in the cookie jar saying "C is for Cookie Wurm" and found it the next day with "D is for Druella" written on it.

>> No.16681821

>>16681819
I see. Sounds fake.

>> No.16681822

>>16681728
>Dont forget. You are here forever.
>>16681763
Its okay lately, I really hope to be able to hang in the threads more often. Meanwhile Im inking thick Wock thighs and coloring Automatons tummies.

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>>16681822
Nice, good luck with your art. May your fat cat guide you. I know you're emulating the Kenkou Cross style for the Jabberwock, will you ever try to draw your fat cat in that style someday?

>> No.16681830

>>16681827
>You'll never fuck a chubby monstergirl until her pussy's overflowing
It hurts so bad.

>> No.16681859

>>16681827
Would love to, but in the last months made too many promises which are still on hold due to unexpected events (family, work, studies). While I cant promise anything for now, I can at least say that phat cat is one of my favourite characters together with the Automaton, she really deserves a proper drawing and not just doodles. /blog

>> No.16681888

>>16681760
It would give me pain to see that. I'd never keep them in a cage or box. There's no reason to.

And on top of that I'd never dick my daughterus.

>> No.16681891

>>16681859
Damn man. Still, it's nice to see you around and not dead at least.

>> No.16681892

>>16681888
not gonna lie, the way QSDF explained his daughteru's cage earlier sounded oddly appealing. Minus the locking. That was too QSDF for me but the it being a bed and connected to two rooms was interesting to say the least.

>> No.16681896
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16681896

Let's all take the Hunter exam together so we can get our licenses to go after these babes!

>> No.16681903

>>16681896
But I'm already married! I would definitely take the Hunter exam with my waifu though, that sounds like it'd be a fun time.

>> No.16681910

>>16681892
Yes it did sound intresting. Minus the other part. It would be nice if my daughterus had a way of getting between our bedroom and theirs. But I dunno, I might consider it.

Afterall if they want to come into our room then all they have to do is knock on the door. But the cage runs the risk of them walking into our room on something they shouldn't be seeing.

>> No.16681912

>>16681896
>>16681903
I'm going to get raped by a shotacon Trumpart, aren't I?

>> No.16681914

>>16681910
>But the cage runs the risk of them walking into our room on something they shouldn't be seeing.

Yeah i guess QSDF wouldn't have to worry about that.

>> No.16681917

>>16681912
Yes. A yandere one at that!

>> No.16681920

>>16681917
Surely my Alp assassin friend will save me!

>> No.16681921

>>16681827
BIG
FAT
CUDDLE
CAT

>> No.16681922

>>16681914
Yeah, so that's why I wouldn't have the cage.

Although they can knock on the door and ask to come in our room. Me and my waifu would cuddle them so much!

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>>16681921
>Materializes herself on a tree branch to tease someone
>The branch breaks
Thank goodness Cheshires don't break easy

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This Ren Xiongmao is really happy that you all talked about her kind yesterday!
She hopes that (you) will her help prevent her species from going extinct.

>> No.16681931

>>16681920
The one with a questionable, androgynous gender, but an indisputable fat feminine bottom?

>> No.16681932

>>16681929
Those are some fat tats.

>> No.16681934

>>16681931
And a totally radalicious skateboard!

>> No.16681953

Thick Alps.

>> No.16681961

>>16681953
>fat faggots
No thanks.

>> No.16681965

>>16681953
Big Gay Alp's Big Gay Boat Ride.

>> No.16681969

>>16681961
It ain't gay nigga

>>16681965
That's what I'm talking about

>> No.16681972

>>16681927
>Chubby Cheshire gets the idea to materialize near anon's window and press her absurd ass against it, then materialize on his bed when he gets a boner.
>Instead she ends up snapping a branch and ending up dangling off of anon's windowsill in the dead of night with the cold unforgiving ground beneath her.
>Anon ends up opening his window and letting her in so she doesn't fall and hurt herself.
>One thing leads to another and next thing she knows, anon's thick cock is lubed up and ramming into her tight asshole as her fat ass jiggles with every thrust and her heaving tits sway.
>Not how she intended to get here but her ahegao means she's not complaining.

>> No.16681976

>>16681972
Well that escalated quickly.

>> No.16681979

>>16681976
Such is a life in MGE.

>> No.16681983

>>16681976
If there's a fat cat ass pressed against your window, there's only one way to get it to leave.

>> No.16681986

>>16681976
Well when a girl who fully intends to fuck you sneaks up to your window and almost breaks a leg trying, the adrenaline gets pumping and if that girl's a monstergirl she starts smelling really nice.
That adrenaline combined with that smell and the fact that she wanted to fuck anyway means that there's gonna be some fucking going on.

>> No.16681987

>>16681983
Get my waifu and/or daughteru to bark her away?

>> No.16681992

>>16681987
If you have a waifu then fat cat ass isn't going to be a problem for you.

>> No.16682001

>>16681992
Maybe she just got the wrong house or something. Either way, she would get the barks.

>> No.16682005

Who needs Kunoichis when you have phat cat ass assassins?

>> No.16682007

>>16682005
Because ass assassins aren't real assassins, all they do is get stuck in windows and groped relentlessly.

>> No.16682011

Can Demons be Kunoichi?

>> No.16682014

>>16682005
>Anon ends up crossing someone powerful and has to go into hiding.
>Then one day his power goes out.
>He tries to peek out the window to see what's happening and is greeted by the sight of his entire window covered by massive cheshire asses and dripping cat pussies.
>Before he can react they've materialized in the house and he's being gangbanged by Cheshire assassins with face enveloping asses.

>> No.16682015

>>16682007
>implying that's not their goal

Grope them until you get phat cat ass in your face.

>> No.16682028

>>16682011
You can always do role play my mang.

>>16682014
Damn cats! They always win.

>> No.16682036

>>16682011
>>16682028
Kunoichi rape roleplay huh?
Gonna keep that in mind.
And are you going to pamper all those assassin cheshires anon?
Gonna give them all a litter of cute kittens?

>> No.16682057

>>16682036
Fear Roleplay is always nice.

>> No.16682064

Dealing with the Cheshire assassin is a large task, some might say as large as her behind
Do you have a plan to stop her madness?

>> No.16682068

>>16682057
Now the question is, should it be "A Demon Kunoichi sneaks in to rape a human noble" or "Human noble rapes a Demon Kunoichi who's trying to escape"?
Eh, why not both? My waifu's a hedonistic switch anyway.

>> No.16682070

>>16682036
Give the phat cat a cute litter of many kittens!

>>16682064
I use my trap card. Waifu

>> No.16682071

>>16681387
>Can't write neatly unless spend hours for a handful of pages
>Can do calligraphy much faster and still look better than the 'neat' writing

I'll be a stenographer for a Demon, all her contracts would be in Ye Olde text making it seem more mystical and official.

>> No.16682073

>>16682068
Personally? I'd say the first purely because it sounds the most appealing to me. But the switch sounds fine.

>> No.16682074

>>16681475
>you're already came

>> No.16682078

>>16682073
Believe me, me and my Demon Waifu lean more towards the "femdom" side of things but she's not one to not let herself experience things.

>> No.16682081

>>16682070
>Cheshire assassin infiltrates Anon's house
>She licks her lips and goes in for the kill
>She is violently thrown out the window before she can even lay a finger on Anon
>His Dragon wife won't let a fat cat touch her precious treasure

Sounds like you have the ultimate protection

>> No.16682085

>>16682081
Well I mean, depending on what kind of Dragon that is she might either throw the Cheshire out or use her like an Onahole on anon as she struggles to get away.

>> No.16682104

>>16682085
Aren't Dragons very possessive? I don't see one doing that unless she went full female lizard mode

>> No.16682122

>>16682104
A Mayadere one who's gone full female lizard might.
Breaking girls with the might of her husband's cock.

>> No.16682124

>>16682085
>Spoiler
>>16682104
Yep, sounds like a female lizard to me. Just throw some black harpies in and neutralize the 'dragon'. Hubbie becomes free meat. It's not NTR when it happens to women.

>> No.16682149

>>16682124
There's just something about a powerful girl using another girl to get her husband off. It's like she doesn't see the other girl as anything other than a sex toy to be used to spice things up in the bedroom.

>> No.16682156

>>16682149
Eh, personally I don't find cuckoldry that arousing or interesting. It's pretty weak desu

>> No.16682173

>>16682156
Who said it was cuckoldry?
The only way this works is if the guy has more than one waifu.
Harems aren't for me, but it's possible.

>> No.16682182

>>16682149
>>16682122
I kind of understand where you are coming from but this is a really strange fetish
>Monster girl who is so strong and proud that she thinks no one is a threat to her
>She uses any women who approaches her as mere sextoys for her and her husband's entertainment

I guess it could work in a non-MGE setting, especially if she does it to paladin's and other women who try to disturb her, but overall it's kind of messed up

>> No.16682191

>>16682173
Whatever dude. If you want to imagine your waifu letting other women fuck you while she pretends to be in charge despite the fact that she can no longer get you off, then go for it.

Keep it on the downlow though, cuckqueanery is not the thread's most favored fetish.

>> No.16682199

>>16682191
Well if you consider harems with a pecking order to be cuckoldry I'm not exactly sure what to tell you.

>> No.16682208

>>16682191
Again, not my fantasy.
Just something I find kinda interesting.

>> No.16682213

>>16682199
I personally may have a bit of a black and white view on the issue. If a waifu isn't possessive and murdering every one who touches her husband she's probably a cuckquean.

Though that isn't to mention the ones that ACTUALLY sit by and let their husbands fuck other women. At that point it's pretty pathetic.

>> No.16682220

>>16682213
>If a waifu isn't possessive and murdering every one who touches her husband
Taking it a little far aren't you? I could understand brutalizing, but murder?
They're not my thing, but harems exist anon.

>> No.16682235

>>16682220
>Taking it a little far aren't you?
It was a touch of hyperbole but it depends on the touch. A smack on the ass would probably only end with a broken limb or two.

>> No.16682246

>>16682235
I'd say tone it down to an intimidating warning first. If the girl persists, then some snapped bones to show that your waifu isn't fucking around.

>> No.16682259

>>16682246
>Passively warning a girl while she feels up your beloved
Sounds like a cuck to me. The most terrifying dogs never bark, you know. I knew one once, a doberman. Real piece of work. Silent piece of work too.

>> No.16682268

>>16682124
> Just throw some black harpies in and neutralize the 'dragon'.
Ornithological sperm faucet bigamy best end

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>>16682268
What if I were into monogamy? Would a Jubjub's husband qualify as a "faucet, sperm, producing, ornithological, for the use of"?

>> No.16682278

Stop taking the bait

>> No.16682286

>>16682277
I want to pat the birb.

>> No.16682294

How ironic. The bait is telling you not to take itself.

>> No.16682297

>>16682259
Anon, I doubt cornering a girl and threatening her through clenched teeth is "passive".

>> No.16682305

>>16682297
>i said BACK THE FUCK OFF!?
Honestly, I'd leave her at that point

>> No.16682307

>>16682305
>If she doesn't flip out and break some limbs she's a cuck
>But if she does threaten the girl giving her a chance before breaking her limbs you ditch her.
I'm starting to think you don't deserve that girl anon.

>> No.16682310

>>16682307
>Giving chances
Weak

>> No.16682313

>>16682310
Maybe she likes the place you're in and doesn't want to get thrown out for starting a fight.
Think about the time and place anon.

>> No.16682314

>>16682277
JubJubs are cute. Perfect for cuddling in your lap.

Just don't get a boner.

>> No.16682317

>>16682081
My waifu ain't a dragon. But she'd probably not like some cat in her house who wants to suffocate her husband. Maybe she'll throw a few curses her way.

>> No.16682318

>>16682313
No anon, she's reacting, not starting.

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>>16682286
>>16682314
>TWO Anons that like Jubjubs
A waifu has been dispatched to your residence, please remain calm and activate runway lights to guide her to a safe landing.

>> No.16682321

I want my Demon waifu to tie me to the bed while in her skimpy lingerie, crawl on top of me and then shower me with kisses and whispers of love while I can't stop her.

>> No.16682325

Wait what happened?

>> No.16682327

>>16682320
Aww that's cute. Little JubJub pilot.

I'll make sure to give a clear run way for her straight into my arms.

>> No.16682328

>>16682320
I fucking love jubjubs
The fact that they're so committed to oppai that they give up FLIGHT in order to get more paizuri-able tits is just arousing.

>> No.16682331

Oneesan hour

Post Oneesan

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>>16682331
Getting drunk for the first time with cool nee-san!

>> No.16682342

>>16682317
>Cheshire gets cursed to have a small ass
Your waifu is way too evil

>>16682321
You are contractually obligated to kiss her back and tell her how much you love her too
Good luck handling your blueberry wife

>> No.16682343
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>>16682340
Getting drunk for the first time with Oni-san!

>> No.16682345

>>16682343
Pettan, pettan tsurupettan~

>> No.16682346

>>16682342
I would if I weren't bound and gagged!

>> No.16682366

>>16682342
>>Cheshire gets cursed to have a small ass

For some reason I can imagine her actually doing that.

>> No.16682367

>>16682328
Such great girls. Always been on my top list.

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>>16682331
I love my Jabberwock Onee san!

>>16682340
That would be so much fun.

>> No.16682391

>>16682321
But anon, will she cover you in lipstick marks from the kisses? Because if so then that's the perfect fantasy.

>> No.16682393

>>16682391
Well yeah. And she changes the colors as she goes down.
It starts with white at the face and ends with black at the cock with all seven colors of the rainbow in between.
Black lipstick is objectively the best for blowjobs.

>> No.16682395

>>16682393
Getting tied up and teased by our waifu all over is god tier. Lipstick just makes it that much better.

Amazing what demon realm lipstick can do.

>> No.16682396

>>16682331
I want a clumsy Unagi-Joro onee-san who is somehow a master cook

>>16682346
SLUT
What next? Is she going to sit on your face after handcuffing you?

>>16682366
No one would ever bother you again if she does it
Ass shrinkage has to be one of the most evil things monster girls can do to one another

>> No.16682402

>>16682396
Well other than >>16682393 ?
Snuggling mostly.
She's weak to romantic shit but she also knows I'm equally as weak.

>> No.16682403

>>16682393
>>16682395
Jesus, that rainbow coloured oral prompt really got you thinking, huh?

I'd go to work with multicolored hickies on my face and neck, and wear them with pride!

>> No.16682404

>>16682396
It's pretty evil. But then again, trying I sit on a taken man's face is pretty evil.

And that Unagi Joro Onee san sounds cute! Such a lucky Otouto you are.

>> No.16682412

>>16682403
Personally I'd love lipstick marks coupled with neck biting from my waifu. Sounds hot to me.

>> No.16682434

bloodplay

>> No.16682437

>>16682434
Best done with kumihos.

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>>16682434
Explain.

>> No.16682441

>>16682434
Yes. But not as much as a vampfu fag. Just a little when biting the neck, maybe drawing a few drops that trickle down from my neck. Maybe she could lick it up?

Then again I imagine vampfu fags not seeing any blood trickle down from their neck because their waifu drinks it all up. Not leaving a drop.

>> No.16682442

>>16682440
Vampires trying to be gentle and kind is the best thing ever.

>> No.16682444

Fat spider bottom.

>> No.16682449

>>16682444
Depends what we're talking.

Maybe a Atlach Nacha's husband is thicc in spider form?

>> No.16682451

>"Yes, I'm a succubus. You don't like that?
>You expected some fancy eastern girl?
>'Oh delicious brown! Scales! Fur! Oh-la-la how I want to fall asleep in her giant paws!'
>Well, I can't provide that. I'm just one more normal girl who isn't half animal or horror of the night. Whore of the night, yes, but that's hardly a rare commodity these days.
>Luck saw fit to make me in our Lord's image and that's what I can offer. The best vanilla lay this side of Tartarus.
>Deal with that, because I do. And I love you."

>> No.16682460

>>16682451
>>'Oh delicious brown! Scales! Fur! Oh-la-la how I want to fall asleep in her giant paws!'

How does she read my mind like that? I guess I'll tell her I'm sorry but I'm taken.

>> No.16682461

>>16682403
God, now you've got me thinking about that.
>"Hey anon, why don't you let me mark you before you go to work?"
>Oh-ho no, not again. One of my co-workers almost saw last time.
>"Are you suuuure~? Because if you do it I'll wear my sexiest costumes and let you do whatever you want to me all night long~"
>Dear, you were going to wear the Morrigan costume alrea-
>"No not ~just~ the Morrigan one."
>Y-you mean...
>"Mmm-hmm~"
>That's not fair, that's cheating.
>"All's fair in love and fetishes anon~ So do we have a deal? You go to work with my marks under your clothes and when you get back, I'll be waiting for you and your dick~ All twelve of me~"

>> No.16682466

>>16682451
I actually like succubi tho.

>> No.16682471

>>16682449
We're talking butt.

>> No.16682475

>>16682461
Now that's what I'm fucking talking about.

Having your wife bribe you like that. And I love the idea of her marking you and trying to hide it all day. Just don't let anyone find you with lipstick on your shirt collar.

>> No.16682479

>>16682471
Yeah. Big thicc eldritch spider butt. Or abdomen or whatever you call it.

>> No.16682481

>>16682402
>Spoiler
Just how far will your sluttery take you?
Will you both wear one of those cheesy t-shirts that has a picture of you in a heart?

>>16682403
>>16682412
Other monster girls are going to be so jealous if you walk around with visible kiss and bite marks

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>>16682442
That it is. I suspect this might have been the piece that planted the seed for my love of MGs.

>>16682461
>>16682475
It's excellent, isn't it? Just one problem: under your clothes?

Lads, you're going to work with kissmarks all over your face and exposed neck or you're going home.

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What man can overcome her Dance Macabre Hair?

>> No.16682490

>>16682483
I'd walk to work with bite marks and a little blood all over my body, the blood would stain the shirt and people would ask what it is.

I love being marked by my waifu

>> No.16682494

>>16682481
No, but we have arm bands with each other's names on them.
And I'm always a slut for my waifu.

>>16682483
>Just one problem: under your clothes?
Well when you work as a teacher in MGC, you've gotta try to keep your hormonal students from tearing off your shirt in class.

>> No.16682496

>>16682481
They'd all be 'miring at her ownership of me.

>> No.16682501

>>16682444
Spider butt is only second to lamiass

As an aside, I've been seriously considering commissioning a picture of Atlach-Nacha with a big emphasis on her butt

>>16682485
Kejourou is a top tier vanilla species, too bad only a few people love her

>> No.16682504

>>16682494
>you've gotta try to keep your hormonal students from tearing off your shirt in class.
Then my suggestion should pose no problem! It will show that you have been claimed by your waifu, deterring them from jumping you.

I pity poor Jimmy sitting at the protagonist desk though. He'll have to bear the brunt of their arousal.

>>16682490
Be careful to avoid bonnet-tippers though, they'd surely report a case of domestic abuse.

>> No.16682506

>>16682501
The problem is she's TOO vanilla for most people.
Like not-even-cosplay-tier vanilla.

>> No.16682507

>>16682504
Well when you can only find work at an all girls school you run into the problem of having no jimmy to take the blow for you.
And I have to be presentable if I want to keep the job so so obvious markings.

>> No.16682508

>>16682506
If you have a hair fetish I don't think that matters.

>> No.16682512

>>16682504
>I pity poor Jimmy sitting at the protagonist desk though. He'll have to bear the brunt of their arousal.
>all the girls turn to Jimmy with heavy breath and heart pupils

Poor Jimmy.

>Be careful to avoid bonnet-tippers though, they'd surely report a case of domestic abuse.

I sure will.

>> No.16682514

>>16682508
Now tell me how common that fetish is.

>> No.16682526

>>16682501
One of the few reporting. Kejourou ticks so many of my boxes.

>> No.16682532

>>16682494
>Spoiler
But are you slut enough to take her on a romantic date?

>>16682526
Do you prefer her lovey dovey or do you prefer the more creepy traditional depiction of Kejourou?
And then there is the whole prostitution aspect too

>> No.16682568

>>16682501
>Kejourou
Was in my top five before shoggoth bumped her off.

>> No.16682574

>>16682441
I wonder if the taste of blood quickly matures or something to the delicate tastes of a vampire. Like, what if your vampfu's favorite was "Blood which has dried in room temperature air for 5 mins on husband's skin"?

>> No.16682594

http://imgur.com/fmZCUub

>2 different hands
Sllllluuuuuuttttt.

>> No.16682602

>>16682594
Traaaaaaaaaaash.

>> No.16682606

>>16682594
>tfw you will never receive headpats and prostate stimulation from a Raiju

>> No.16682607

>>16682574
Vampires are connoisseurs of blood.

>> No.16682610

>>16682594
Old.

Have to say I wouldn't mind spit roasting a raiju and leaving the next morning though.

>> No.16682614

>>16682610
Sluts are not to be given the pleasure they want. They want that.

>> No.16682617

>>16682614
>t. sadist

>> No.16682618

>>16682614
That's right. Sluts are to be tied up, and denied orgasms. It's the proper thing to do.

>> No.16682619

>>16682617
No. I'm just protecting people from dirty used goods sluts who just want cock.

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>>16682618

>> No.16682624

>>16682594
>>16682602
>implying her husband didn't use a doppelganger potion

>> No.16682630

>>16682614
>They want that.
So do I, if getting that pleasure means dping a raiju after a few drinks then I won't turn it down. I just wouldn't marry her.

>>