Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Watch out for sneks. They're scary and dangerous, and don't like to be stepped on.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>16718006
Spiders are scary too!

[Anonymous No.]

Maids are olev

[Anonymous No.]

>Ywn attain Pillarmen level of fitness for your waifu

I don't care if it clashes with being a house husband. It would be pretty badass

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718006
>and don't like to be stepped on.
I don't know anon, I'm sure plenty of snakes would love you to tie them up, gag them and then humiliate them with your feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718006
>>16718051
Look at this sorry fool. One wrong step and he's caught in her clutches and moments away from being devoured. Poor guy.

Don't step on the sneks, anons. You wouldn't want to end up like him, would you?

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>>16718049
I was enjoying that talk at the end of the last thread, becoming a /fit/ khepri king is the most appealing fantasy I've had in a while.

And you becoming a muscle house husband wouldn't clash too much, at least you could lift the furniture with ease to clean under/behind it.

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>>16718075
That would be great, especially if the pharoah sent some of her anubi guard to see who all the kephri have been going off to only to see you walking about the place in some shorts and without a shirt.

Closest one could get to causing an instantaneous orgasm in them without actually doing anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't be late for school or she's going to scold you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718075
Becoming a Khepri king does sound like a heavenly life style.

But anon, we're not talking just a little muscle here. We're talking AZTEC GODS OF FITNESS kind of muscles. Still though, I think I'd just like to stay a bit of hubby chubby for my waifu. Keeping some pillar men potions in the bed side draw

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>>16718101
>anubis goes home and masturbates furiously to the thought of getting pinned down by huge arms
>>16718107
>spoiler
I was going to question it but I bet those exist. If there's potions to turn you into the opposite gender, a shota, a dog and all kinds of weird stuff then a muscle potion is fairly realistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718075
>>16718101
>>16718107
See NOW you guys are getting it.
Khepri-Lord is top tier lifestyle. It's been what I've wanted out of Monstergirls for the longest time. Live like a king and literally have women crawling all over you worshipping you. Then combined with being a super-level incubus and you're set.
Why worship the ruler of the desert when you can be worshiped as the ruler of the desert? Khepris are best harem.

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>>16718124
I can just imagine my waifu getting addicted to muscle me the first time and frantically buying them whenever they're in stock, maybe even slipping the bottle into my food. I wouldn't blame her.

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>>16718132
Being worshipped as the ruler of the desert while being a super incubus with incredible muscles does sound pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718132
Only if I can cause pillarman music by posing.

THEN I will get into this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718132
I've been on the Khepri-lord train since /a/, people used to treat them the same as beelzebub and devil bug at one point which was pretty depressing since they're so lovely.

I'm glad they're talked about more these days.

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>>16718132
But I don't like bugs or harems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718143
Actually, this. That just completes it. Pretty much the perfect MGE fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

Shit came up. Study cow and Mecha Youmu will wait till another day.

You get it.
Name something cute a Haku would do in the meantime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718140
>>16718143
Of course.
You'd never have to bathe again either. Just snap your fingers and your harem will set to work licking every single inch of your body clean, crawling all over you, breathing heavy and barely able to contain their orgasms just from being so close to their divine ruler's chiseled body. Then you reward them their dutiful service as they start servicing your cock with panting breaths and heart pupiled eyes full of worship.
It's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718158
Yup.
All of that is perfect.

The dream life.

>>16718165
That it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718164
Marking test papers and just getting sad everytime she sees Jimmy's F paper. But she knows he was really confident this time and tried his best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718164
>Name something cute a Haku would do in the meantime.
Read manga on her lunch break when she thinks no one is looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718165
What is this? How is the Khepri rising on my favourites list so fast? What is this sorcery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718165
>Khepri harem jostling each other with open mouths near the head of your huge incubus cock
>"Please master, reward me with your first load of the evening, I shan't waste a drop-"
>"No, Lord, pick me as your first tonight, my tongue shall be your every pleasu-"
>"Me, Lord, me! None can take you so deep as I, I've memorised every single contour-"
>"Come now, Master, surely you wish to see my face painted white with your blessings first?"
>"Awaken me, my Master!"
>"Me, my master!"
>"Awaken me, Master!"
Heaven.

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>>16718180
They make Harems cool cause it fits for them. And getting worshipped is obviously nice. It's literally 'live like a god' the fantasy.
I still like the idea that they could all have slightly different bodytypes, either naturally or as changed by your incubus powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718165
That's the stuff yes.

https://i.imgur.com/Pnx3qRh.png

I miss this drawfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718164
Research handholding with meticulous precision to learn why it's so lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718214
He popped up again a month or two ago, and promptly disappeared again.
At least he made a twitter to post his stuff at that time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718207
Thanks thread. Now I want this fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718219
I think he made a tumblr too, if only to post the old stuff he done for the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718207
>Oppai kephri
>bottom heavy kephri
>fat kehpri
>muscle kephri
>strongfat kephri

Yes.
I can deal with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718165
What happens when one of them can't take it and accidentally cums early?

[Anonymous No.]

Because toasters need vibrating onaholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718221
You're welcome.
>>16718226
Maybe even a rare albino Khepri or an extra dark one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718236
Hopes, dreams, and daughterus would be on the way.

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>>16718235
I'd wear that collar for her.

>>16718236
>ywn sit at your throne deep underground surrounded by Khepri's and treasure
>ywn have cute bugs lick all over your muscles and body
>ywn have them beg over your thunder cock while they argue with each other how much of it they could fit

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>>16718226
>muscle khepri built like the amazon from dragons crown
>she keeps trying to arm wrestle you and loses every time but it always leads to competitive sex
>she loses at that too and ends up being pinned the bed as you hammer away at her cervix
>after you're done with her the other khepri line up to get the same treatment but don't even try to put up a fight, they just want dominated

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718065
Don't take their masks off too.

[Anonymous No.]

“I hug people near crazy street preachers so they have to listen to their full sermons!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718248
>implying I wouldn't listen already

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718242
Gonna use them all night long.
Would have to cumflate each and every one of them for the next day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718248
Dumb snowglobe

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718235
That got an audible laugh out of me for some reason.
I want to see a stupid new overly unnecessary sexual invention accompanied by a picture of a Gremlin in every thread from now on, so I can say:

What would we do without you, Gremmy-chan!

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>>16718227
>Khepri harem licking your body clean
>Suddenly one of the shortstack types gets overloaded from a whiff of your manhood and convulses, cumming on the spot, getting your leg she already worked on cleaning all slicked up
>The other Khepri all stare at her as she trembles in anticipation
>reach down and pat her on the head, telling her these things happen and you're honored by how excited she is by you
>From then on cleaning takes twice as long as Khepri's freely orgasm as they lick your body clean and run their tongues along your muscles
The burdens of rulership, you know? But you're a merciful god at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718244
Absolutely terrifying. You can tell from the wiggling tail that she's about to strike.

Who will save us from the menace?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718132
I don't want to be lord nor worshipped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718268
Finally, someone with good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

http://reddgeist.tumblr.com/post/158443557691/monster-girls-are-important

New Hellhound art, it's lacking the eye flames but I've always thought they're not active 100% of the time anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718268
Well, if you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest

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>>16718263
I think I'd have a line system where one girl licks me and worships me all over while the other rides my dick and presses herself against my chest. Then the girl who cleaned gets a good fucking and so on.

Holy shit why does this life sound so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718273
Daaamn that's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

I need the Dirllhariest, bustiest, haughtiest, easily embarass-est himedere Monster ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718264
That anon's beyond help. He took a full blast of her gaze.

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>>16718273
Very nice, I actually prefer them without the stupid fire eyelashes. Cool that he gave her black nipples that actually goes with her skin, I've lost count of the times where an artist has drawn a girl with an exotic skin colour only to give her pink nipples for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are tails the lewdest part of the body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718275
Cause its fun. And good, having a system is a good way to get points toward the land turning into a Green Demon Realm instead of a chaotic normal one. How many would you like to have total?

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>>16718172
Jimmy gets Ds, not Fs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718301
I think 30 wives sounds like a good number. All varying in body shape and such. And I'd actually love all of them although they worship me, I'd call them by their names and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718321
The point is, who could possible help poor Jimmy?

[Anonymous No.]

are there any good lamia fanfics out there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718218
But handholding guides are grounds for expulsion!

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>>16718296
I've seen hellhounds done with red nipples and i think its kinda neat, the more aroused she gets the brighter and hotter she gets
i really like her fire lashes though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718327
Lich gets straight As.
As do Albino Lamia and Anubis.

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>>16718324
That's actually the number I landed at myself as well. Seems like enough to feel like a big number while not being way too overwhelming. And of course you got to remember their names. They'd be overjoyed to hear their master call them by their names and feel blessed at being singled out like that.
I also always imagined that once a week one of them gets individual attention in some sort of ceremony to try and impregnate them. With or without all the other girls chanting in the room outside. If you're gonna go full master, go full master, right?

[Anonymous No.]

How does one get a date with a lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718335
I want Lich-chan to tutor me.

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>>16718340
Probably one of the 'least in your control' Monstergirls. And you may never know why she chose you.
I like lilim more when they're kinda mysterious powerful beings, the more you figure out about a specific one the more its just like 'succubus with obscene power levels'

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>>16718339
Of course. I'd create my own massive Khepri colony in no time. So many daughterus I'd show my soft side for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718324
Would they all be Khepri or would you mix an Anubis and Sphinx in there too?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a snek girl to insert her tail into my asshole ans simulate my prostate! and then continue to shove more and more of their tail into me! Until I am split down the middle and my guts fall out and I die!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718340
Simple.
To date X you;
>Mari's daughter: wear a viking coatume
>Illassa: show off your dominance and produce an S aura
>Lani: bring cake
>Renat: talk aabout gains
>Viccy: destroy her kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718274
>if you can't slam with the best
Oh but I can, she's my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718350
The Donutsteelim shit is really wearing out its welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718342
She's strict but Elf-Wight will strip at correct answers as positive reinforcement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718359
So is complaining about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718360
But what if I want Lich-chan to be the one that strips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718347
Nah. Just Khepri. I like those girls but I'd just prefer if it was all a Khepri colony worshiping their pillarmen leader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718369
She'll grimace and wish she wasn't a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718366
Maybe people wouldn't complain if it wasn't posted in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718346
A merciful, wise ruler!
>>16718347
All Khepri for me as well. Though I'd establish friendly relations from neighboring Pharaoh kingdoms.
Id' also send my daughterus out after some time and a certain age to form their own colonies and find their own masters.

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>>16718366
Upset that someone isn't fond of your OC among others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718378
That doesn't stop complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718377
Loli liches are adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718366
If you post it in the public eye, people will voice their opinions on it. They are in no way obligated to suck your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718385
But not sexy.
Outside bottom heavy ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718379
This.

I imagine the desert kingdom would have a strong relationship with the Khepri colonies. And I'd definitely send my Khepri daughterus off to the Desert Kingdom to find themselves a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718006
Lib sneks are truly scary

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know what culture this semen demon is emulating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718405
>upper half has human ears instead of pointed ears
Makes me salty when artists do this.

[Anonymous No.]

Latenight can you do a Kraken squeeze pic like this but with ink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718423
Seconding this.
>>16718416
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718416
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718416
What are you referring to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718432
Komodo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718248
Free lunch everyday at the Mofu Shrine, hand made by our top mofu chefs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718400
As long as the Pharaoh isn't a jealous type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718164
Reading a 'For Dummies' book, possibly on how to be a good wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718426
>>16718430
>>16718432
I always forget the image

[Anonymous No.]

How tenderly would MG bully their husbando?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718350
>destroy her kingdom
>How to get shivved in one easy step

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718435
>>16718440
>Komodo
I dig her bodytype and onee-san personality, but everything else about her is nasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718439
But she'd be a great wife and mother.
Just imagine a tiny taco being stern with her comically taller than her daughter and tryimg to teach her a lesson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718440
Mongolian or some other steppe tribe. That or Nepalese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718442
Well, I imagine my waifu coming up behind me while I'm cooking and squeezing my crotch while she's pressed up against me, whispering lewd things in my ear. Then simply going to sit back down. She's such a tease!

[Anonymous No.]

I made that hellpupper art SFW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718440
I've always loved those kind of clothes on 2d girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718443
Only people who are not her sisters or under level 30 are stupid enough to get shivved by that dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718454
>t. level 1

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girls are the smelliest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718459
Ryus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718447
But she wants to be as prepared as possible and know everything there is to know about wifehood and motherhood before hand. She doesn't yet realize the best knowledge comes from experience.

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>>16718459
Flow Kelp? I mean, they'd smell like seaweed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718458
Naw a level 87.
Still need 3 more levels to not get beefed in one roung by Minotaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718452
>small paws

Aww, that's kind of a disappointment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718462
Why

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718459
Wet dog-types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718452
>no eye wisps
Forgetting that detail on a Hellhound is like forgetting Mario's mustache or a Kitsune's tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718468
Don't bully the cute kelps please thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718467
But she's a wise cow and should know that already.

Still, I like the idea of a tiny cow and her tall daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718472
They smell because nobody loves them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718442
i wouldn't mind my waifu aggressivley bullying me, maybe something like chasing me around the house taunting me about how she's gonna get me and when she does im so in for it, and then when she inevitably catches me and pins me against the floor, wall, or piece of probably borken furniture she'll boop me on the nose and say "tag you're it!" before running off

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718459
Flower types, technically. Bubble slimes canonically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718485
Sewer slimes more like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718490
Poor girls. I'd show them the love hey deserve!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718490
Yes, they tend to favor sewers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718493
In an alcohol bath I hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718494
I bet they're very corny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718478
She's nervous anon, she's finally got somebody romancing her and her mind is going blank, she needs more studying clearly.

[Anonymous No.]

Another great innovation!

Those Gremlin gals have done it again!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-4d6RdVjmg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718510
Is she AWAWAWAing in nervousness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718513
What would we do without you, Gremmy-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718513
>you'll never have a Gremlin tech who says "JAZZ HANDS!" with a pair of Automaton hands in her hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718446
>but everything else about her is nasty.
Yeah. Exhibition is pretty shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718509
How else would they keep that lovely grin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718513
Damn Gremlins and their lewd inventions. And somebody tell that lazy NEET one to get off her beanie bag and do some work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718522
By staying Lax? And Running with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718513
Gremlins would look great tanned while wearing jumpsuits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718521
I'm referring to the malodorous aspect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718235
What's that line going into her panties connected to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718531
And never brushing.
And how she eats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718525
Na, she's pretty comfortable just chilling on her beanbag and drinking your beer.

She's paid her part of the rent, so what's the big deal Anon? Chillax.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718533
A vibrator or a piss bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718540
Dayum son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718538
She keeps leaving her damn dirty clothes and panties everywhere, she doesn't clean up her gadgets and she's an embarrassment when the parents come over and she's just in tshirt and panties. Then they ask if she's my girlfriend and she just laughs!

How could you not be annoyed with a room mate like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718540
Loen's emulating KCs colorwork very well, which looks far better than the sickly EMG colorschemes he used to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718547
I'd like a Yuki Onna like that.
Just wearing a tshirt and black panties around the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718540
loen must have a beefy computer to have drawn that
what are the dimensions again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718516
Quite possibly, without knowing what to say or do she might start to awkwardly blurt out history facts or random quotes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718547
>How could you not be annoyed with a room mate like that?

Well it's nice to have a fat Gremlin ass bouncing around the house, so maybe you can let it slide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718540
Looks great, Wockfag. What I'd give to get a daki of my waifu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718551
4488 x 13524 (2.5ft x 7.5ft)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718549
Loen is growing more powerful.
Soon he will slay the others and reach Apex status with his magnum opus: A Wurm, Wock, and Ryu with tanlines at the beach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718559
It's hard to handle thinking about how happy he's ganna be when he finally gets to hug it.

>ywn have that kind of happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718557
But what if I'm a puritan Chief God worshiper who is just trying to get by and needed to resort to having a room mate?

Sounds like a good show to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718538
>Anon is stuck working 40 hours a week to make ends meet on his end.
>Gremmy just lies about all day playing video games and eating snacks.
>Each year she just effortlessly invents something, sells the rights for it to some company, then lives off the royalties.

Boy that must drive Anon nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718560
holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718553
>"I love you, Study Cow."
>Taku AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAs externally
>"S-SO HOW ABOUT THAT W-WINSTON CHURCHILL?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718560
>7.5ft
The perfect height.

[Anonymous No.]

Automaton

Pro: Mobile phone-charger.

Con: Don't wanna take her to a sandy beach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718560
No wonder it's taken him this long to finish it. Hasn't he ever heard of upscaling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718572
Tall girls are just the best aren't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573
Flow Kelp

Pros: always have a friend to talk to no matter where you go

Con: if she gets too full of water you'll be piggybacking a tall hourglass busty lady around

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573
>"Princep, I am trapped in fine sand. Requesting assistance."
>Wurm and a Wendigo in a swimsuit burying the Automaton in sand

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718568
You know what I would do? Take the karma sutra, and act like a dense anon in front of her, like 'This position looks complicated, if only I had a really smart teacher to help me with this one.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718574
>Upscaling
What's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718581
>Anon has to buy them both stretchy meat from the stretchy meat vendor for them to reveal where they buried her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718580
Gonna carry that weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718574
How abhorrent

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718589
Or get a metal detector.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718580
>Huge boobs squishing around your head as her thick thighs squeeze your waist
>"Ara ara, this rain is so bad for my figure~ Or, would you say its good, anon~?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718564
I'm just really happy for him, hopefully I can get some happiness vicariously through him once it gets finished.

I gotta start saving up for my own and stop spending so much on regular commissions.

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>>16718597
>Jimmy has a metal detector and hears it start beeping rapidly
>Digs a bit to find a kuudere-staring woman's head looking up at him
>"Child, I require assistance. Please continue removing me from my predicament."
>Anon comes back over to find Jimmy has built a sandcastle around his Automaton's head

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573
Elf

Pro: Makes a mean salad.

Con: You didn't think Rape roleplay could get old, but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718601
I want commissions badly too.
How else will I get Mono to draw my ahoge Golem or Loen to do a bunch of hatching Wurmlings exploring their nest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718601
Same, I feel so happy for him. He's a huge level closer to being with his waifu. And I think his wocker thinks the Daki he has of her is cute!

>spoiler

I should probably start saving up aswell for commissions. But I'm barely getting by so it's hard. I just wanna show my love for my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718603
Jimmy is getting the shit kicked out of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718603
Aww, Automaton at the beach is cute.

>>16718615
You'd beat the shit out of a child? A dunce child at that? That's fucked up anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718603
Poor Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718618
You could always bathe him in blood and give him to the mersharks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718618
Jimmy ain't a dunce.
He just hasn't gotten over getting Ds yet. He'll turn around in highschool after tutoring from Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718618
Kids like that don't learn shit unless you literally beat it into their heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718531
Not nearly as odorous as the web-cam, cosplay, fuck me infront of a crowd shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718614
I think your waifu would rather have you spend money on food and putting a roof above your head than on some pictures of her. Amount of commissions =/= amount of love for her, and as long as you keep her in your heart and thoughts, then that's more than enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573
>Salamander

Pro: A bro who you can hang out with and learn to fight with.

Cons:If you help her get too fit then she may start worrying if she's cute or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718620
>Mersharks swarm over Jimmy
>They notice he's crying and scared
>Learn some bully did this to him
>The swarm of sharks glare at you with utter malice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718601
>spoiler
I feel you anon, I should probably calm down with the commissions too. I've gotten three (2 still in process) in the space of a month. That may not sound much, but compared to the other 4 I have that's almost doubling them. The first 4 were like one every two months as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573
Vampire

pro:winghugs and passionate nights

cons:blood loss and lazy mornings/evening

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718631
>>The swarm of sharks glare at you with utter malice
That's when you pop one of them in the nose with a rubber bullet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718620
Anon that's a poor little boy who just wants to build sand castles at the beach. I can't believe you'd even suggest something like this.

>>16718623
You'd hit another person's son just because he was building sand castles? Shame, shame on you.

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>>16718637
As if that helps

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>>16718573
Golem.

Pro: heavy lifter and great listener.

Con: may be too heavy to nridal carry. Plus she might fall through the floor if there's a lower level.

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>>16718631
I'm usually against the whole switch in personality thing. But god damn, Mersharks just hit my heart too hard.

Hope they cheer poor Jimmy up through ball games in the water.

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>>16718637
Are you dedicated to being a jackass? Holy hell.

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>>16718642
Rubber bullets fucking hurt.

>>16718646
Being a jackass is fun.

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>>16718573
Kobold

Pro: Always knows exactly how you feel and wants nothing more than to make you happy.

Con: Prone to getting over-excited.

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>>16718645
Nurse Sharks must never do harm.

He'll enjoy surfing with them on one's back.

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>>16718628
You've got a good point man. I just seem to forget that sometimes and I worry I ain't doing enough for her.

But she would appreciate me surviving over just some images. And besides, I have an imagination. Thanks for the words anon.

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>>16718632
I've gotten two in the last month, with two more and possible a third in the works at the moment. I'm doing my best to space things out so I don't get overwhelmed, but at the same time I really, really want to get more done of her.

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>>16718631
I give them the greetings from my homeworld.

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>>16718573
Crow Tengu
Pro: Smart, sweet and cute.
Con: Has a silly hat.

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>>16718657
Who let your edgy ass in?

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>>16718652
>Big, soft mersharks with oneesan possibilities.
I want them.

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>>16718647
You sound like the kind of guy who needs those strong Onis who are working out on the beach to drag you behind the changing rooms and show you a lesson for being an asshole at the beach.

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>>16718609
>"Honey, do you think maybe we could just try some vanilla stuff tonight?"
>Pouty elf looks down from her heavily chained position on the wall and sighs a 'fine'
>>16718629
>"Anon, you don't think I'm getting TOO buff, do you?"
>She says as she hands you the latest in a long line of broken doorhandles she's accidentally ripped off
>>16718634
>"Hey... honey, wake up... I B-positive we overslept..."
>Groan as you're slowly rubbed by her wings
>>16718643
>You always knew this place had been built over some kind of cellar or secret room
>Just didn't figure you'd find out like this, as your Golem wife looks up embarrassed from two floors worth of her-shaped holes

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>>16718664
God yes.
Nee-sharks who dote on you but are still rough are the best.

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>>16718655
No problem, I also worry about what else I could do for her, so you're not alone in that respect. I look forward to any that you get done, I'm sure they'll look amazing!

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>>16718573
Lich

Pro: Will teach you powerful magic in exchange for keeping her company

Con: Will absolutely try to kill you with one of her "experiments".

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>>16718657
Fuck off faggot

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>>16718656
Yes anon, I feel your pain. Sometimes the perfect artist for an idea I've been kicking around pops up and I can't resist. It doesn't help that for one of my in-process ones the artist has like a 1-2 month wait list to get through so the anticipation is constantly nagging at me.

I think things could be comfy if I got only one a month, so after this I'm going to try to stick to that.

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>>16718665
That's why you bring soy beans.

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>>16718676
>"Sorry, master, I damaged the flooring."
>You're not mad, really, but your landlord will shit bricks like the GoB

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>>16718684
>he thinks the soy beans actually work

Good luck throwing soy beans that just bounce off their huge abs. Maybe they'll give you just a drop of mercy for being so funny.

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>>16718682
My artists have also got some long wait times, which sucks, but they're both really good so I think it's worth the wait. I could probably get some sketches or busts done in the meantime now that I think about it...

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>>16718676
Worst bit is I don't think I could tell my salamander know and I'd actively help her get stronger.
She'll always be cute to me though.

>>16718677
It would be like having your own personal gangsters who would be kind and sweet to you but would fight off anyone who came after you.

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>>16718676
i would just nuzzle her neck and keep sleeping with my vampire wife

another solution is to sleep during the day and wake up as its getting dark

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>>16718651
>"Honey, cmon... honey. HONEY! I'm not gonna make your favorite food anymore if this is always gonna happen!"
>Kobold wife running around the house rapidly like a maniac. It's just ribs, cmon...
>>16718658
>"Listen, anon, its a nice gesture, but... well... its just I think you're a bit off base here..."
>Anon is confused why his Crow Tengu girlfriend doesn't like her gifted t-shirt that says 'Nevermore' on it
>>16718679
>"Anon, what's REALLY the value of life, anyway?"
>Gulp as you feel your lab partner/wife's cold hands rest on your neck, crackling with wild energies. Not again...

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>>16718696
I bet one always feeds you sweets while another tries to stop that to keep you healthy.

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>>16718690
Those Oni's won't be laughing for long once they figure out my cum tastes exactly like soy beans.

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>>16718706
Well, the answer is obvious.
I get fit and feed them the sweets as repayment!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYgmdhsrPu4

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>>16718707
All because you just had to bully Jimmy. Disgusting.

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>>16718702
Yeah, if my Kobold waifu heard I was making ribs for her she'd probably go nuts. Crazy puppy-tier excitement with zero thought about embarrassment or reservation like her usual self. I've mentioned it before but I've never eaten meat once in my life. I'd only even cook it for my waifu and daghteru under very rare circumstances.

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>>16718715
I regret absolutely nothing.

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>>16718715
Jimmy is an asshole who bullies defenseless automatrons.

[Anonymous No.]

Any centipede art?

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>>16718702
Crow, Raven, similar enough.

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>>16718692
Be careful anon, temptation is a dangerous thing.

The other artist I'm working with is the least agreeable I've ever had to work with. Their art fills a great need that I have, but the process so far hasn't been great, especially compared to even the meager few I've commissioned previously.

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>>16718718
>>16718721
Think of it like this.

>Be Jimmy
>With your trusty bucket and spade you plan to build the biggest sand castle so everyone will be 'mirin your huge achievement
>Start digging and hit a metal woman on the head while digging
>dig her head out and she starts talking gibberish you doesn't understand
>realize she vulnerable and can't move
>decide its best you protect her with a sand castle

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>>16718721
To be fair, Automatons do love children. She'd probably shyly tell master that she doesn't mind if its just for a while when he starts to move to scram Jimmy off.

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>>16718581
>>16718676
>>16718702
These are fun.

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>>16718423
>>16718426

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>>16718741
Hnnng! Cute Onee-san!

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>>16718729
Ah that's too bad, hopefully that gets resolved soon. The artists I've been in contact with have all been super awesome and upfront, apart from one guy who went awol for about a week, but it turned out great so I don't really mind.

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>>16718741
Cute! I guess this is what happens when you try to pinch a Kraken's cheeks. I wonder if she did is purposely or just naturally.

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>>16718741
You're a miracle, Latenight.

I don't suppose you'd be keen on doing "It's Summer"?

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>>16718742
What kind of onee san spits in her Otouto's face?

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>>16718741
Cute!
Gotta fight through the ink and give her a kissu

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>>16718741
That stuff better wash off, or else onee-san is going to have to polymorph herself a plump booty ripe for spanking.

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>>16718747
That look is very intentional. She probably just wants a minute to relax.
>>16718750
The kind that has a teasing relationship with him and knows he's trying to bug her playfully at the moment.

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>>16718741
INKED

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>>16718746
Yeah, while some have been slower than others, I've had only good experiences with artists I've paid except for this one. I may be a little picky with corrections, but at first it was like this artist hardly even looked at my references.

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>>16718753
Perish the thought!

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>>16718756
Ganna buy a subscription to that.

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I had this saved outside my monster girl folder, I never noticed the extra arms and antennae

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>>16718735
Well, if she's fine with it then that's good enough for me.

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>>16718763
>Roi des Rats
>The Prince of the Unseeing Eye
This ant is researching royalty, isn't she? Her Queen must be expecting a diplomatic call.

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>>16718756
I'd subscribe to BIG and SOFT magazine.
I'm a slut for strongfat monster girls.

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>>16718772
See, it doesn't have to resort to bullying.

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>>16718753
Well, it ain't gunna spank itself

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>>16718779
Of course not. She's gonna do it to you.

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>>16718763
There's also a tiny little flame girl on the candle

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>>16718741
>"Gettin' sick of your shit today, Otouto. You were supposed to squeeze about a foot lower~"

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>>16718758
>at first it was like this artist hardly even looked at my references.
Was it bad?

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>>16718786
She does have some fantastic Inkwells
>>16718779
God I fucking love Kraken

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>>16718789
Krakens make fantastic Onee Sans. And I bet your Kraken Onee San is fantastic aswell.

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>>16718787
Yes. The first progress pic they shared with me had hands and feet instead of paws and the face looked like Barbara Streisand. I've appreciated the fact that they're still working with me, but it's been a struggle.

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>>16718779
How do other members of the Kraken species vary in their Ara ara~ and onee-san aspects?

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>>16718803
Oy vey.

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>>16718803
Geez, I'm sorry to hear that man.

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>>16718799
She sure is. She's a COOL Onee-san. The type that lets you share her alcohol because she's COOL and HIP and NOT SLOWLY BECOMING OUT OF TOUCH with the YOUTH of today.

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>>16718763
Dumb nerd bug! Why doesn't she go out and work like her sisters? Gonna bully her!

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>>16718818
My Onee san is cool and yours definitely sounds like she's in with the hip new lingo. And sharing alcohol with your onee san must be real nice.

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>>16718807
Everywhere from very mild friendly slightly older female-bro to doting, fawning, saccharine cuddlemonster.
Maybe even the rare Yandere Onee-san.

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>>16718774
The queen is a useless neet only good for sex appeal, someone has to know what they're doing

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>>16718818
>Round ears
No

>>16718844
>Maybe even the rare Yandere Onee-san.
Yes

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>>16718818
If you think that's bad, Jabberwock wears twintails to look and act young!

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>>16718879
But twin tails are uber cute and I'd absolutely melt if my onee san wore them! I'd tell her how much I adore them!

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>>16718885
Go away, Wock.

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>>16718786
Oh.

[Anonymous No.]

Ultra Rare Shiny Shortstack Minotaur!

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>>16718902
OHO!
Now that's what I'm talkin' about!

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>>16718902
I like it when you drawn large breasts.

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>>16718902
Those some serious ink tanks. Thanks so much late night!

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>>16718902
>Lewdnight big titty Kraken drawn off my blurb
At long last, my quest has finally come to an end.

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>>16718885
She's 30ish! Oneesans that old shouldn't be wearing such a young hairstyle!

Old hag oneesans who pretend to be young and act hip and cool are weirdos!

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>>16718901
I'm no Jabberwock you silly. I'm just a promoter of twin tails. Especially in my onee san.

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>>16718902
>>16718904
It's a great night for titties

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>>16718902
Look at the size of those Takoyaki!

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>>16718818
>>16718879
These kinds of onee-sans are the best to bully! I want to tease my CC onee-chan Kraken about her luckless love life!

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>>16718902
Lewd!
Lewd oneesan!

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>>16718918
But age doesn't matter anon. And besides, it's like a fine aged wine with a young tang to it. Who doesn't want that?

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>>16718930
Well I hope you're happy when she starts crying and hides in her room after filling it with ink. Is that what you want anon? You better apologize for hurting her feelings! After all she's done for you!

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>>16718931
It's a massage. Totally platonic. Just a platonic breast massage that you don't really need your pants for so might as well take them off.

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>>16718959
>You better apologize for hurting her feelings! After all she's done for you!
It's gonna be hard if her room is filled with ink! And besides, I'll help her find a man!

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>>16718975
>I'll become her man

FTFY

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>>16718975
You'll have to go in her room and find her, doofus. Just keep your arms outstretched and keep searching around until they land on her. I'm sure that nothing bad or surprising will come from such a situation. You owe it to her to apologize to her face!

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>>16718784
holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Everybody should dom their waifus at least once. It might lead to something interesting.

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>>16718991
Only rarely when she wants it. And Id prefer to stay sub.

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>>16718991
What should one do if their waifu starts violently shivering when you get close to her after repeatedly domming her for awhile?

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>>16718991
>Everybody should dom their waifus at least once.
no

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>>16718977
O-onee-chans can't love their otoutos! She'll become even more of a lazy antisocial girl if she does that!

>>16718985
Can't I just use a stick and apologize after I've bopped her with it

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>>16718991
>it shows her in a lewd rabbit outfit, flashing double peace signs and a lascivious look on her face. "I'm Anon's slutty fuckbunny~" is written across it
Diamonds every single time imagining a crazy powerful dragon say that.

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>>16719004
I had the exact same mindset anon. But trust me, with her otouto's love burning in her heart, she'll be able to do anything.

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>>16719002
Being dommed by my waifu would feel a lot better than domming her. Well for me atleast, pleasure wise.

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>>16719001
If you're doing the tender loving aftercare like you're supposed to, that shouldn't happen. Either that, or she's just super excited to be dommed again

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>>16719001
Precisely this >>16719014

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>>16719002
Uncensored moosnu where

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>>16719004
Nope, you'll have to sink two handfuls into- er, you'll have to get real close and give her a heartfelt face-to-face apology.

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>>16718991
>Showing those pictures
Shit tier husbando desu

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>>16719014
Oh, ok then. I would not neglect my waifu like that, so I would carry her into a hot shower and massage her or something.

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>>16719020
https://rakkunsfw.tumblr.com/post/156414761738
im kinda surprised this has picked up so much attention

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>>16719002
>Ask Hellhound waifu if you can try being on top
>She hesitantly agrees
>"Uh... Okay, I guess..."
>You wanna tackle her into bed like she always does with you
>She stands in front of the bed
>You throw off your clothes and charge at her like an angry, horny bull
>You hit her like a brick wall
>She doesn't budge
>She just gets into bed for you and lets you crawl on top
>She has a hard time taking you seriously when you're 75% of her size
>She only lasts 10 minutes before bursting out laughing at your feeble attempts to dom her
>She squeezes you and pins you down the bed, riding you until your pelvis is sore

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>>16719042
That actually sounds quite nice, I'd love to do that with my waifu, although maybe with a little none verbal insulting.

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>>16719044
How do you non verbally insult somebody?

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>>16719048
Guess I worded that wrong. Just ignore it I'm being stupid.

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>>16719048
>>16719049
>"daww, you're so cute trying to dom me. Lemme show you how it's really done, chewtoy."

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>>16718991
I agree, just need to be careful to not lock her into sub mode forever.

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>>16719053
I love Hellhound belittlement and nothing gets me more submissive than being called "chewtoy", I can just imagine my wolfu calling me that!

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>>16719055
I don't follow.

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>>16719042
That's not how hellhounds work. She'd let her self get dommed like a horny wet bitch, whining and mewling and begging you to spank her as you pound her from behind while she quivers and quakes.

And then the instant you cum inside and stop thrusting, you'll find yourself on your ass and being ridden by a formerly submissive hellhound and cuddled possessively in the lotus position. They are the ultimate switches.

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>>16719064
>dignity an pride gone
Only when she wants it to be.

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>>16719064
I mean, if I had a Zombie Dragon onee san. I wouldn't want her to be submissive all the time. I'd prefer equal sex where no one is on top, we can both enjoy lotus together.

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>>16719062
To make things better, what you do is after you both finish, you call her a "Good girl", and watch as she gets really flustered, and her tail starts wagging completely out of her control, then as punishment she rides you again even harder!

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>>16719042
>>You throw off your clothes and charge at her like an angry, horny bull
>>You hit her like a brick wall
>>She doesn't budge
This kinda shit makes me laugh.

Even if it's more in place in a slapstick sitcom than bedroom antics.

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>>16719010
>you're doing adorable little otouto thing around the house when you see your onee-san lounging around watching tv
>you ask her why she isn't out looking for a job like all the others her age
>she simply smiles at you as she rustles your hair, asking why she would want to do that
>you put on your best sad otouto eyes and tell her that there is a cool new game you wanted for your birthday, and that it would be even better to get it from your beloved onee-san
>the next day she's working at a local cafe
the power of an otouto should be used only for good

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>>16719064
Well I wouldn't dom her so hard she died, just a bit to show her the dragoon's lance.

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>>16719073
You know, this makes me want one of the dom girls that play off of fear to threaten to eat me only so I can call their bluff.

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>>16719073
If it causes me to get dommed harder, then I'm all for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Glad we finally got away from that garbage maledom discussion.

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>>16719062
imagine her following that through with some neck and ear nibbling

>>16719065
while that may be true i prefer for my hellhounds to always be domming in some way, shape, or form, be it through pinning me to the floor or domming through submission

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>>16719070
>"Dwaah, hunny makes me feel gooood~"
>Later
>"I thought I TOLD you the shipments should have been here TWO DAYS ago! If you expect any form of payment- no, if you expect to wake up ALIVE the next morning, you will have those rare ingredients delivered here DISCREETLY between the hours of 9AM and 4PM, and that is FIN- Shit! I'm hanging up! ...Ahem. Aaah! Hunny is hoooome! Uwaaaah!"

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>>16719079
My onee san would look so cute as a barista!

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>>16719072
They're versatile beings. I mean they can even be doms if you want them too, its just they definitely have the option to be total mindbroken subs too, which I personally enjoy. But its totally within reason for them to be other ways too.

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>>16719096
I really like this headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719004
>O-onee-chans can't love their otoutos
Of course they can anon. And you would need to answer her feeling the right way too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719095
>nibbling

What do you take me for? Some dom pretending he's sub? I'll live out the real name of chew toy. Ganna have my wolfu chomping down on my neck with her big k9s, she'll leave large marks and even break the skin causing blood to dribble drown my back and neck then she'd lick it up. I want her to bite into my neck like a dog catching a rabbit and I want her to keep biting until I collapse into submission.

There she can pull away from my blood and saliva soaked neck while I'm a trembling mess on the floor. I guess this is where I've earned the name and she swaps my real name on my collar for just "Chewtoy" temporarily.

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>>16719096
>>Hunny is hoooome! Uwaaaah!"
>Huge dragon tits bouncing as she trots up to you with her tail wagging and her wings flapping before jumping the last meter in a crash hug
Arodable

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>>16719103
I really dislike mind breaking a girl into sub so I'd try to avoid that at all costs.

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>>16719106
It's fun, especially if the husband is kinda schlubby or not too particularly brilliant himself so that she has to work extra hard to make sure his life is still really smooth and pampered without showing her true lvl20INT stat.
>>16719116
And then she absolutely showers you with sloppy, drooling kisses and humps your leg while you laugh and try and at least get in the door.
Maybe even playfully giggling and clutching your leg as you drag her across the floor to the living room to relax.

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>>16719113
i want to be just like you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719134
>Humping leg
Nah. I'd be down for grinding hips tho/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719134
>Husband sighing and shaking his head trying to go over his tax returns but unable to make any sense of it
>Dragon Zombie wife has him in her lap as she sits on the couch, arms draped around him and softly repetitively kissing the top of his head and fawning over his neck and cheek
>He finally gives up and says its time for bed, prompting her to pick him up and guffaw and 'hehe' lewdly as she brings him into the bedroom with her
>"Hehe~ Hunny is going to give me good feelings now~ I am going to make Hunny feel good too, uwaaah"
>After he's passed out from fucking, she gingerly rolls out from under him and tip-toes to the living room
>Puts on a pair of glasses and expertly finishes all necessary paperwork, maximizing his returns
>fixes him a glass of water to put on the nightstand and fluffs his pillow before crawling back into bed with him, smiling satisfied

[Anonymous No.]

I hope this guy improves in in skill like Paundo did, because I appreciate his Liches in concept.

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>>16719146
It's perfect isn't it? One of the best parts is, she'll leave those big marks on there and maybe some scratch marks from the whole "biting into submission" process. So if anyone ever sees them, what you supposed to say? "My waifu ripped into my neck until I was a twitching slut?".

Just kidding, hopefully that wouldn't happen but I really do want people to notice, just so everyone knows who this slut belongs to. I'd look at the marks on my body everyday and it would make me so happy, warm and proud of who owns me. And these marks say it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719154
That's perfectly fine as well and would definitely be something such a lewd creature would want to do as soon and as much as possible to her hubby.
>>16719163
Daaaw. What a sweetheart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696270

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>>16719170
Cute and lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719170
Late night you're on a role! Thanks for all these!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719170
mm squishy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719170
[Scared cat noises]
Cute Kuubot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719170
Automatons are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719163
7ft. of soft undead dragon love.

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>>16719163
>Dragon Zombie wife has him in her lap as she sits on the couch, arms draped around him and softly repetitively kissing the top of his head and fawning over his neck and cheek
It hurts that I'll never have this.
This headcanon has grown on me as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719164
>Lich Cultist wants to battle!

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>>16719193
All you need to do to beat a lich is throw things at her soul stone. Easy peasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719170
>Y-Yamero!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719170
Pet the kitty!
Pet the wife!
Pet both!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718533
KC said (in a wink-wink, nudge-nudge way) its up to your imagination, but whatever it is is powered by a small vial of monster mana in liquid form. Presumably its some kind of vibrator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719210
>And this is the vibrator that collects my fluids to power my vibrator.
>Understand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719215
Yo dog, we heard you like vibrators. So we put a vibrator in your vibrator so you can get off while you get off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719210
Monster girls don't pee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719186
>>16719192
Imagine that first time she has her breasts squeezed after 5000 years of no sexual activity. Or the first time she feels a man slap her ass lewdly after millenia untouched. The first time she ever feels a living, throbbing cock enter her pussy. She probably did go completely loopy and brain-damaged for a day or two after that first time, but when she came back to she utterly vowed that she'd do anything to keep the man who would make her feel like that from now on safe, pampered, and without a worry in his life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719222
That's why it's completely fine and wonderful to tease and play with their urethras. There's no worry of any unwanted liquids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719241
It's just liquid mamono mana so it's fine. Like purple showers and stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719182
yes they are
>"Statement: Master, although this unit does not have EmotionWare installed, my analytical computations show a 100% certainty that I am 「glad」 to have you as a user. Master has spent much currency to purchase various upgrades for me. This seems to indicate that I am valued by Master, which makes me very 「happy」. This unit would like to receive your genetic material so that I may begin manufacturing your offspring."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719237
That's my jam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719254
>This unit would like to receive your genetic material so that I may begin manufacturing your offspring
New Automatons can't be made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719254
>manufacturing your offspring
>Automaton builds a little robutt and uses your seed and her own fuel as energy for the little one
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719254
>She wants the nucleotide sequence

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719257
Shh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719257
No, but you can make artificial ovum and add you semen to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719261
>>16719267
>>16719269
I feel that Automatons can at least yield offspring in the form of Pseudo-Automagolems or something. But then again that may require the assistance of super intelligent autist Gremlins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719279
I mean, if undead can give birth then I don't see why automatons wouldn't be able to. Just bop them with semen on their magical baby making oven and you should be good.

[Anonymous No.]

Latest Kobold commission is finished! Just my daughteru this time. Here are the versions I'm okay with sharing, but even so I think they're too much for a good christian blue board.

http://imgur.com/a/1KQaP

[Anonymous No.]

"If the demon lord is defeated by the chief god and she loses her life, the monster girls will revert to being “monsters” whose heads are full of nothing but the desire to kill and eat humans. Should it come to that, the happiness of the monster girls who married and settled with their beloved human men will be shattered, they will end up having to kill and eat their own beloved husbands with their own hands." - KC

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have any content on best girl(s) here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719292
Difference is undead still have organic origins, they just have to regenerate the womb that they already had.

But yes, in KC's world there are probably ways for some of the artificial girls to give birth. But if one exists for automatons then it hasn't been discovered yet or hasn't happened yet, as the profile says the automatons that exist were all dug up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719255
Then make sure to jam it in

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719317
Fortunately no.

[Anonymous No.]

I like smells, is there a monster girl that caters to this? Skunk girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719321
Zambie Chorogon is gonna have to wear some cowprint before I ever consider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719307
Jesus fucking christ my dude.
I shouldn't like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719312
Good
I want delicious suffering with MGs who reverted back, killed their husbands and then killed themselves out of grief

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719325
Nigga that's repulsive

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719327
Ment to reply to >>16719320

[Anonymous No.]

Dinner's ready, dude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719307
Eh, I don't like that artist that much, his style is weird. Also waht the fuck

Opal playing with a tennis ball while wearing a sundress when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719331
What gutter did you crawl out from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719344
>replying

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody got the tags for MGE Minotaur and Hakutaku on pixiv on hand by any chance, I need to fill out some folders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719333
Don't judge, my dude.

>>16719325
Have you considered the troll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719327
Just say the word and she'd try her best to get some. She may go out and just kill a cow and wear it's skin if she's the 'actually simple' kind, or she'll order the finest, lewdest and most tempting cowprint imaginable behind your back if she's the 'Secretly intelligent' kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719307
She hardly retains any details common on the MGE Kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719312
Joke's on you, Dragons are really smart creatures that sometimes fell in love with humans even before the current DL came in. Not only that but because they have tons of artifacts and magic so I'm sure returning into her human form wouldn't be a problem.

No bad end for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719317
A greentext was made a while ago about a slime carrier knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719343
yes, they're mostly a furry artist so it's still kind of off even after a good bit of tweaking, but I quite like the full end result.

>Opal playing with a tennis ball while wearing a sundress when?
When I find the right artist and the money.

>>16719361
I don't like the digitigrade legs or the fur completely covering the arms and legs on the MGE Kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that parasite slimes are best girls.
For they are waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719341
I want her for dessert. I'd split her with my banana

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719365
/answer/114716374101
>What should I do if the church was to win?

>They won't win

/answer/117249680981
>If the Demon Lord wins against the Chief God, will the Chief God get executed? Since the Chief God is a dangerous enemy that hates the Demon Lord, and since, according to the entry of the Fallen God, gods seemingly can't be monsterised against their will

>The exact details are still a secret, but the Chief God won't get executed

Canonically, the DL wins and its a good end, the world's 'plot' just hasn't reached that point yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719369
Any clue how far back it might be before I dive in the archives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719307
Sasuga KDFSilver. She even looks 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719379
A few weeks ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719378
I know about that. It's just that if something more miraculous than a miracle happens and she wins I'll still be with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719341
How many Ran posters do we have? I need to know because I want to congratulate all of you for having wonderful taste. Ran is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719307

I find the faces pretty uncanny valley, but if they make you happy KDF, that's what matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719307
KDF strikes again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719170
Into the jinko folder it goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719379
Found it for you >>/jp/thread/S16555224#p16561581

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719375
I'll be waiting for some comfy family stuff. I know bondage is more of your thing, but damn I love comfy.

Also
>Here are the versions I'm okay with sharing
The other ones contain you dicking her, don't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719325

Remember Tiny Toons? And the skunk girl, Fifi, that would chase boys around? Imagine something like that, but less furry.

I bet she'd have a big, bushy tail and pheromones on steroids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719378
>>They won't win
>Some higher-ups in the church probably fall into this mindset
That must be stressful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719317
There was some uncolored image someone made that got psoted around for a bit not sure what happened with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719380
I wouldn't go that far anon, I told the artist 8.

>>16719389
Considering what the first rendition looked like this is a major upgrade.

>>16719401
The comfy stuff is coming anon, for sure. Even if it comes down to me making the sacrifice of getting a kink-friendly artist to do it, it'll happen.

No dicking though, just fully nude. I don't know if I'll ever be comfortable putting myself in a commission, and disembodied dicks are way too impersonal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719387

We have more than I expected. And I'm saying this as someone who is completely obsessed with Ran-sama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719411
I do wonder if anyone higher up in the church stays in it once they realize the reality of the situation and how its inevitable that the DL will win. Or perhaps they're all that brainwashed that they don't buy the whole 'cycle' thing and can't admit that the DL is just trying to make a better future for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719420
Well what did the first rendition look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719402
Ah Fifi, the way she would snuggle and grind against guys she liked on that show awoke strange feelings within me. Surprising considering I have no real interest in furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719378
>>16719411
>>16719427
So pretty much what Losenis writes The Order as?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719420
>I wouldn't go that far
You already have tho

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never be lovingly /ss/'d by a stacked dragon onee-san
someone end me already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719425
The more people with good taste, the merrier. I love this fox!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719430

Well, you were probably small. That's kind of the point. It has to be. Children's cartoons made me feel 'funny' all the time when I was a lad. There's no way they don't do that on purpose.

I think a skunk girl would be interesting, considering my nose basically doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719440
I guess what I meant to say is that I wouldn't go that far with commissions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719443
Lucoa-san has pretty eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719398
Thanks mate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719254
I want to install EmotionWare on my robutt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719437
I don't read Losenis' stuff but I'll take a shot in the dark and say its probably a bit different than whatever that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719437
Who? That one of those steelim people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719446

Itou Yuuji's rendition of her took my breath away. I fell in love all over again. Hell, it happens every time I go back to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719365
>implying your waifu won't revert back into male dragon she was before DL

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718235
Damn it I'm falling hard for her. I'm not even an engineer type of person, so why am I so enamored with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719479
I can feel it looking at this, I feel it in my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719480
My waifu was born after the succubutt DL though. She isn't that old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718022
Ｓｐｉｄｅｒｓ　ｈａｖｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｂｅｓｔ　ｂｕｔｔｓ．

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719443
Wow, she's beautiful, especially with those exotic eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719459
Enjoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718568
I swear to Apollyon as soon as I master the dark arts of lawyering Imma get some payback.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719113
What happens if you counter with your own love bites?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718560
>18.75 square feet of Wock
I don't have an image that can properly express how much in awe I am right now.

[Anonymous No.]

A wife commission just finished!
Another butt this time.
There are quite a few more butt pictures on the way as well, with some non-butt pictures mixed inbetween.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573
Oomukade

Pro: Will always find fresh meat.

Con: You don't know where said meat came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719514
Scoop the goop of you waifu's butt, Gazerfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719476
He wrote Viccy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719519
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719518
>"I've figured you out, anon. You just want me to bring you nice meats so that it will get you salivating, which you will then use to counter my poisons. Well, I'm not ha-Mmf!"
>She's fallen for this surprise kiss gag so often you're starting to think she lets it happen on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573
Cheshire

Pro: Shit-eating grin

Con: Shit-eating grin

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719113
patrician, I want a big red Oni to bite me in a way that draws blood until i am as red as her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719539
That sounds dangerous anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719514
wunderbar

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573
Wish I could do this, but love blinds the cons from dragon.

Dragon

Pro:Amazing sex and cuddles with one of the best and loving creatures in the world

Cons:She breathes fire when she orgasms

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719542
not as dangerous as the fact shes the dom

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719538
>You don't even need to turn around to know its there, as you stare at your socks all mismatched and turned inside out
>You know as soon as you turn around, that very second, she'll be sitting on the bed with that fucking grin, and you'll start telling her it isn't funny, and she'll just disappear, and... Yep. You can hear her snickering now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719546
>You pat her back as she sobs with the blanket draped around her, naked
>"Really honey, we were due for roof remodeling anyway, don't sweat it... but, uh, we should probably put it out before it spreads to the rest of the place..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573
Anubis

Pros: Incredibly intelligent, very loyal and passionate.

Cons: Insanely high expectations you have to meet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719551

Well, they aren't hard to find. They hate being lonely and ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719533
Ha ha we're both codependent junkies now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719539
Stupid sexy onis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573

Ratatoskr

Pro: Petite body with a huge fluffy tail.

Con: She's basically a squeaky chewtoy in the eyes of any Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719568
Are those glow-in-the-dark panties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719566
Monsters are all junkies for the white stuff anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719563
>"Husband, please. I have the utmost faith in you successfully performing this requirement. After all, who could be more suited to such a task than you?
>Its not that you don't appreciate her confidence in you, it's just that you've never chiseled an ornate sarcophagus from limestone before- let alone on a deadline of 24 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719563
> Anubis
> passionate
> high expectations
Are we thinking of the same monster? A spreadsheet jockey who schedules sex by appointment and organises your day for you because she has such LOW expectations of her man she doesn't think he'll accomplish anything without her micromanagement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719560
Sleeping without a roof under the nightsky has its benefits too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573
Weresheep

Pro: Cure insomnia

Con: Now have trouble getting out of bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573
Slime

Pro: Can impregnate her with both blowjobs and paizuri

Con: Cattlegrids

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719574
Good luck not shattering a slab of rock with the hardness of 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573
Dragon

Pro: Will love you forever and treat you like a fragile vase.

Con: Shes a bit TOO possessive and caring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573
Shoggoth

Pro: Any kind of hole you want

Con: Also the holes you didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719588
>Shes a bit TOO possessive and caring.
Sound like a pro to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719571
>"Husband? It's me. You know how I said I was gonna stop spying on the neighbors? Well- Gaah! I lied, I lied, please hurry come home quickly I'm at the top of the oak tree and she's starting to shake it aaaah!"
>Third time this month, you're surprised the Hellhound neighbor hasn't just straight up broken in to get at her yet.
>>16719580
>Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>You'd think of a mildly witty two-liner, but by this point your're surrounded by... by soft, sleep-inducing weresheep-wool and... zzzz...
>>16719582
>You were happy at first that your slime wife wanted to go as Marilyn Monroe for halloween
>You're regretting it now as you're scooping her out of a subway grate when she tried to recreate the famous updraft shot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573
Red Cap

Pro: Is a sweetheart half the time.

Con: Not so much the other half.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573
Manticore

Pro: All the orgasms you could want.

Con: She won't stop there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719576
I interpret it more as she expects her husband to follow her every command to the letter, not because he's a worthless sack of shit who can't think for himself, but because she wants him to be the best he can be. She wants him to succeed, and her schedules and whatnot help with that.

I guess we can chalk it up to a different understanding of the species, not everyone is going to have the same viewpoint on all the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573
Ran

Pro: Wake up with morning blowjobs, breakfast, meals, tailjobs, sugar and spice and everything nice.

Con: Her clothes don't fit, dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719598

I would love to play hero for a Ratatoskr in a tree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719605
Ran is a nice girl dood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573
Hellhound

Pro: most likely a total bro and your bestest friend for life, winter time, guaranteed going to hell but not for punishment for your sins, incredibly rough and passionate sex, will also hunt you down for sex, toasty warm mofu in all the right places

Con: summer time (add a x1 multiplier for every heckpup you have)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719605
>not listing milky Ran boobies among the pros
Come on brohan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719620
How do you think breakfast is made, dude? That's no regular cereal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719627
>>16719605

That's my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719629
I believe you are mistaken, those are clearly pictures of my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719588
>"HUSBAND! That's quite enough! Don't you realize what will happen if you keep doing that?! I can't have you getting hurt as a poor defenseless human!"
>You stare blankly at her as you pause from cutting some steak for dinner with a large knife
>>16719590
>You thought you were being slick and kinky when you whispered to your lascivious maid that you wanted to try anal tonight
>You are now realizing just how many forms of 'anal' there are out there in the formless cosmos that you didn't know or want to know about
>>16719599
>"Hi, I'm anon, and unlike you guys, I'm actually not married to a Holstaur or a Minotaur..."
>Anonymous Meeting for Husbands Against the Color Red
>>16719600
>You're pretty sure you remember reading in a book of world records the number of consecutive orgasms in one night a man had was somewhere in the mid double digits
>That's cute, you think, as your wife adds her hundred and twenty seventh notch onto the floor next to your spasming prone body

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719634

Well, I don't remember my wife being so tubby. Or having four ears. But the resemblance is uncanny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719641
>Chanta's Ran has human ears in most images
Not him, but fucking hell why didn't I notice that sooner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573
Inari

Pro: Graceful elegance with luxurious fluffy tails.

Con: Those glorious fluffy tails will knock over light objects, get caught in doors, and make it difficult to sit in small spaces like movie theater seats and the like

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719641
Wait a second...that isn't my wife! I have been tricked! I like images of her with longer hair than usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719605
>Chilling with your foxy friend flipping through channels while on the couch
>You both look and point at each other beaming when you land on some movie channel playing The Big Lebowski
Just for you, Ran-dude-anon
>>16719616
>"Wan wan! Papa, Papa! The other kids at school said we have to say 'H E Double Hockey Sticks' when talking about our species!"
>"Oh what the hel- uh, I mean... what the H E Double hockey sticks... Girls, just tell your classmates its okay if you say it"
>>16719649
>You wince as the small table setting gets brushed over for the third time, gingerly asking if maybe there might be some adjustments that could be made or...
>"NO! We are doing this Tea Ceremony by the book! No alterations, no tail ties, I need to get through this! Ghe... but, um, first I'll need you to brush it out of my tails..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719653
Anon's wife has a twin sister, now the only way to differenciate them is by touching their fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719601
> has a different interpretation of a girl than me
> doesn't go into an autistic rant, citing obscure Q&As trying to 'prove' me wrong
> just "hey cool we can have a different opinion"

You deserve a (You) and a tiddybear

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573
Demon

Pro: Perfect

Con: I'm going to bed now so I can't write little greentext blurbs anymore, goodnight thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719657

Shoutouts to the Anon writing out the greentexts for the pro/con. These are all very nice
Captcha is dining rooms that are about to have their table settings knocked over

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen to the horny human teenagers in MGE universe? Would it be "taking the easy way out" for a monster girl or considered taking advantage of them? Or would human puberty become the new average dating age?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719649
>Con: Those glorious fluffy tails will knock over light objects, get caught in doors, and make it difficult to sit in small spaces like movie theater seats and the like
It works out somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719669
Thanks, mane. Was fun! Nice timing too, kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719653

Sometimes, my head also gets fuzzy when I think about Ran-sama, it is understandable. Breath gets short, heart starts racing, face begins blushing and before you know it, you're sitting there in your underwear, in post-orgasm bliss.

Missing time exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719677
Man, having Ran as a wife means having to do a lot of retooling and such. Like where is she going to put her beautiful tails when she sits in the car? or on the toilet? No seriously where are her tails in that picture it's very confusing.

>>16719678
Blueberries are truly the backbone of these threads. Respect

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719667
>"Actually anon, you're contractually obligated to kiss me good night before we go to sleep"
>Anon looks over at his waifu who is holding a magnifying glass up to his contract while lying down in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719685
>No seriously where are her tails in that picture it's very confusing.
I wouldn't worry about it, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573
Living Armor

Pro: Dungeon clearing is significantly less lonely.

Con: Masochist, Moans lewdly in your ears every time she blocks a hit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719661
I mean, it's monstergirls, it's not exactly something one should get upset over. I've never understood the flamers and shit-flingers about things like that. Everyone has a different opinion, just let people enjoy what they enjoy as long as it belongs in the thread.

Thanks for the bear, I want to give her bellyrubs and gradually shift into molesting her breasts while I nibble on her ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719688
You did one for me! You're a champ. And that sounds like a perfect thought to end my night on. Thanks, chief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719691
>Anon is in a hectic fight that requires consentration.
>All he can hear is the constant moaning of his wife and feel his boner.

>>16719667
G'night demonfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719684
>tfw I know this feeling
Ran is just so good.

>>16719689
Yeah that's probably for the best, just accept that the good times are here now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719691
>0 fucking DMG

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719657
What does the Big Lebowski have to do with Ran?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718540
How long has it been since you and Loen first started this? It feels like it's been forever.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anons! When was the last time you looked in the corner of the ceiling of the room you're in? Or underneath the bed you're laying in?

What species are watching you right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719712
Well, there would be a dozen mini-mermaids staring at me right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719704
His nickname is "The Dude" which is perfect for Ran-dude-anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719712
It's gotta be something like an ultra-flexible Kunoichi, because my current room is small enough where I can see the majority of it in my peripherals.
She's probably expertly dodging my field of view by somehow knowing where I'm gonna look. Kinda flattering that she's giving me the time of day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719712
Every five or so minute, because I'm a paranoid fuck.

It would have to be some kind of spirit, or something invisible.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bum a spider.

[Anonymous No.]

Would the Egyptian desert monsters would be okay living in an urban desert like the Southwest?
>93 F in March
I'm hot and bothered and need someone to help me chill out

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719722
>tfw no Cheshire to mess with your peripheral vision and jump scare you by hugging you from behind

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719712
I check at least every 5 minutes, i can only hope its a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719729
Pls no

I spook violently, and it's no fun for anyone involved.

[Anonymous No.]

Beast has been quiet latly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719736
Post results
>>16719738
Is okay anon, she's just playing around. You know she just wants to smile and see you smile most of all.

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid sexy moosen

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573

Kejourou

Pro: So much wonderful hair

Con: It's not enough hair. Never enough hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719751
Canadian monster girls are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719661
>Just you know why...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719751
Giver her your woodsen

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719757
Canadian monster girls are cute. CUTE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719761
They're shit, just like everything else from Canada.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719756
>Anon is trying to lean in for a kiss on her lips but needs to brush her hair out of the way first
>"Uh, husband, maybe we should just move on" 5 minutes later and your still digging.

[Anonymous No.]

Onii-chan I'm cold! Can you warm me up by rebooting an old, beloved movie franchises with an all Monster Girl cast, lame CGI special effects and absolutely no clue as to how the original could even be improved upon, your only plan being to make money on brand recognition while claiming it's to promote diversity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719765
Can we go one thread without going full /pol/ please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719772
You saw the Matrix announcement too I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719748
He will probably come back with something. I hope it's another roulette though. I don't really read his other work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719772
You know that's my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719772
Well this post doesn't sound like it's trying to convey any underlying feelings at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718106
I'm late? Better put this toast in my mouth and run like Jesse Owens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719772
Sorry, but even nowadays I doubt I'd be able to get away with a Suspiria remake feature a cast of Alices/Baphos/Familiars/other loli monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719772
This is an ancient meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719789
Yeah, I had to dig open its grave to post it. The hell is with you people burying zombies anyway? They need attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719775
>Not reading his other work
Is that because of the fighting or just because some of his stuff has his lilim in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719801
People are allowed to just not be interested in certain works
There's no bible of things you have to have read to be able to post in the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719810
That's kind of passive-aggressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719810
I didn't meant much by it, I just kinda wanted to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719770

>Kej's hair parts away like a curtain and pull you in for the kiss

Yes.

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>>16719801
I don't mind Selene. I actually like her more than the other lilims. It's just I like stories to be short and sweet and I have a thing about reading unfinished stories so I'll read scalebound and burning edge when he's finished.

[Anonymous No.]

Did someone order slightly lewd Ryu?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7BJ1uXWoAAb4H3.jpg:large

[Anonymous No.]

I saw the new chapter of All's Fair. Thanks Losenis!

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>>16719837
she's not wearing any undies!

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>>16719837
No, take it back and bring me my meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719833
Thanks for answering. I just thought it would be nice to talk about some of his stories stories for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719837
Confused ryu with raijin and got excited.

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>>16719852
What I don't get is that he focuses on combat and fighting in a porn setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719874
Yeah, why would anyone want to write anything other than sex scenes anyway?

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>>16719874
People fight monsters in MGE, its just that they are less willing to kill something that they can fuck.
Beast may have a fight boner to the point where his lilim runs a glorified fight club. But i say we need stuff like that to get the more ignored monsters stories.

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>>16719712

I have squirrels in my backyard, they're pretty noisy. Not sure if they would take to nocturnal stalking, given they usually wake me up in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719712
There's been a lot of Praying Mantis' crawling into my room at night, waving their little arms at me.

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>>16719712
>Daddy long leg
>I sometimes feed it mosquitoes and flies that I fried with my electruc flyswatter
>it comes out whenever I use my swatted as if it's the signal for lunchtime

Wow, this would be a fucked up news title.
>Anon fries insect mg's leaving them paralyzed as food for Mummy long legs

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>>16719921
>I sometimes feed it mosquitoes and flies that I fried with my electruc flyswatter
Holy shit are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719912
Lucky you, I have jumping and yellow sac spiders. They're really helpful in removing the mosquito problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>And that's where I saw the Sasquatch!
The little Wendigo is telling tall tales. Believe her, and a new quest begins.

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>>16719921
Yeah, but in mg land it would turn into
> anon molests beelzebub into a drenched, quivering, noodle-limbed mess
> childhood friend arachne arrives, ara~ara~s, hogties beelzebub up for dom/sub/anon threesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719939
>Quest Accepted: Find Sasquatch-san!

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>>16719943
No such thing as Bigfoot Sir Mulder, I bet it's just Troll-chan in a fur coat.

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>>16719949
I heard it's a dire yeti who's fluff is dirty brown from lack of hygiene

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>>16719977
Smells like a 'mukade too. Gonna give her a scrubbing and shampooing her good!
The hunt is on!

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>>16719949
> TONIGHT, ON HEX-FILES
> Sir Muldur and his partner Skully the skeleton-girl investigate a mysterious pentagram
> Skully insists it's just regular Sabbath trainees trying to summon onee-chans
> But Muldur suspects a more sinister connection. Could the Chaos Gods be involved, in small-town Lescatie?
> TUNE IN TONIGHT AT 9

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>>16719307
Im happy for you KDF! It's nice you're getting commissions of your family. It's just, y'know, a bit much for me.

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>>16719443
I wish my onee san fed me some shota cookies.

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>>16719985
>Muldur and Skully investigate spooky shit
>Skully is the spookiest of them all
>everyone thinks they're dating
>they're totally not though
I'd watch it.

[Anonymous No.]

Help, I'm obsessed with spider butts.

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>>16719992
There is no cure.

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>>16719988
You can bake a batch and eat them when they're warm and pretend they're from your onee san, in your home, alone.

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>>16719511
Oh I'd just lightly nibble her in return, maybe on the ears and neck if I'm lucky. Mostly just for after sex cuddles.

Sorry for the late reply, was sleeping.

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>>16719996
But then how am I supposed to enjoy the benefits with my Wocker if I'm alone?

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>>16719992
Spider ass
spider ass
A wonderful pair of jiggly mass

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719992
I too need help, I'm addicted to Dragons.

I'm the biggest Dragon slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719992
BIG. FAT. USHI. THORAX.

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>>16719881
I just find it wrong that in a setting that revolves around sex so much he's opted to write like its shonen manga.

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>>16720014
Spiders don't have distinct thoraxes, and thorax is not the back segment of insects.

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>>16720017
Well that's because you lack imagination, creativity and a sense of wonder and awe.

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>>16720017
At least he's not writing it like a XianXia web novel.

>psychopaths everywhere
>literally just my number better than yours
>fights are the equivalent of shin kicking until one keels over

It's like reading an edgy teen's mmo fantasy script.

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>>16719890
Beast mention that he wanted to pull stuff from the encyclopedia that gets ignored.
He's mentioned several times things like ritual transformations, monster run tournaments (probably what inspired battle mansion) and the thing in the demons profile about making more demons.

As far as I care, Beast is nice change from the norm.

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>>16720001
Aren't you the guy who comissioned 18.75 square feet of Wock Daki? Then just wait til you get your daki and then eat your cookies with her.

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>>16720038
Oh no no. I'm not wockfag, I can only dream of having a Jabberwock Daki. I'm just some guy who loves his onee san. And I wanna show her how much I love her by eating shota cookies for her.

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>>16720017
Well you're fucking boring.
Variety is the spice of life. just having "monster girl fucks man" alone is stagnant.

Besides, why not wright fight stories? For monsters like ogre, salamander or hinezumi it's there whole gimmick.

[Anonymous No.]

Sleepy thread

[Anonymous No.]

How can shortstacks produce so much milk in such a small body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720090
Their mammary glands are all it takes.

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>>16720091
Kinda unrelated but how is a husband supposed to take so much responsibility after shortstackifing their waifu? They've got to massage those breasts, cuddle her and be there for her care. And if she's lactating he needs to give her some serious attention. And on top of that he needs to drink the milk.

How does a man handle that?

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>>16720096
Just make kids to deal with the milk.

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>>16720103
That's actually a good idea. And it's their mother's so it's good for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719939
tall wendigos produce taller tales

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>>16720114
What's a taller tale than Bigfoot? Lake Monsters? Anally probed Holstaurs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720090
A study recently showed that fondling a shortstack causes her to lactate and if she is already lactacting then it multiplies the volume she produces

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>>16720117
Yeti

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>>16720127
There's a Yeti on the paladin's back already.

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>>16720122
That's a lot of milk. You're going to have to fill a whole cupboard with jugs of it when you're done. Hope it tastes nice and creamy.

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>>16720132
That's the joke. It wasn't a good one, but that was the joke.
Real answer would be mole people.

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>>16720136
Morlocks, CHUDs, mole people?

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>>16720141
Yes.

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>>16720147
What about murlocs?

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>>16720157
Sure, why not? I don't even know what those are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720161
>laughing cheshires

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>>16718735
Jimmy is Rogal Dorn?

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>>16720168
I wonder what would happen if someone got an erection from a cheshire laughing.

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>>16720179
more laughing?

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>>16720181
And after his erection is threatening to burst out of his pants?

[Anonymous No.]

We've squeezed a Dragon hatchling.

We've squeezed a Kraken. Twice.

Gentlemen, it's time to squeeze a Seraphim or a Cupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720184
Clown sex

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>>16720169
Jimmy a pure hearted boy.

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>>16720190
But he's not smart.
It's all falling into place. the sand castles, the bluntness, the density he showed off when that Demon at the Milkshake stand gave him a "fresh" one with her number on the receipt. He just needs to be a masochist for it to be complete.

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>>16720189
Dear god no. Almost anything but that!

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>>16720195
Ain't nothing wrong with dense boys. It's cute!

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>>16720197
That's the only thing that comes to mind when you combine sex with laughter.
It's Wonderland too, so it's a definite possibility.

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>>16720204
What are you, a Wock?

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>>16720189
Clown monster girls would be the only kind that would actually scare me
I'm sure most people are fine with violent rapists or monster girls who will kidnap you, but no one would be OK with a creepy clown who tries to be funny while riding your cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720157
>>16720161
I AM MURLOC
I AM DEATH

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>>16720217
No but my onee san is. And why would a Wocker like dense boys? Kinda makes me want to be dense on purpose.

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>>16720224
A dense boy is a boy in need of his nee-san to protect his purity in the presence of aggressive suucubi.

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>>16720233
I want my onee san to do that! I love being protected by my big sister.

Maybe she guards my innocence and purity because she's the one who's going to end up taking it?

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>>16720237
No Anon, she won't take it
You will have to give it to her on your own by overcoming your denseness

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720243
After taking Wock to prom and confessing to her in the back of your Jaguar.

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>>16720243
How do I know when she wants it though?

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>>16720249
I want to take my big sister to the prom, that would be really cute.

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>>16720255
And embarrassing.
Anubis and Pharaoh won't let it go that you took your sister to prom instead of either of them.

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>>16720262
I'd apologise to those girls and tell them they can come over and play video games with me and my big sister anytime they like. But I love my onee san and she treats me right, it won't be embarrassing.

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>>16720219
I more than a fish. I am more than a woman
Rape will rise from the tide!
(RwlRwlRwl RwlRwlRwl)
I AM MURLOC!

I am Queen of the sea. But I'm not Poseidon.
Rape will rise, hear my moan!
RwlRwlRwlRwl RwlRwlRwlRwl!
I AM MURLOC!

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>>16720219
Well, him and the other 20 you aggro'd

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>>16720289
>>16720291
To hell with it, they're just Sahus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHgRAlkpxJw

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>>16720291
I need something like this image, but with murlocs and some dude who was just walking on the beach.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons. Dream of pulling a tribe of strange, gurgling fish-women, and getting carried off to some coastal village.

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>>16720305
Or maybe I'll cast Chain Lightning on them while chasing a Crow Tengu who claims the sands of time have run out.

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>>16720305
Have sweet dreams anon.

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>>16720310
Nah, Just put some DoTs on them and run around while they slowly die. That way you can pull a lot more.

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>>16720249
Only the purest love built over years can pierce through anon's denseness
He will finally understand his sister's love after seeing her flushed face as she asks for a farewell kiss to end the night

>>16720252
A multitude of little things such as her always putting heart shapes in your bento and her always asking if she can wash your back when you take a bath

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>>16720330
Aww that's so thoughtful of my onee san. And I'd let her wash my back all she wants, in return I'd please the urges she has. I'd wash her back and scales! I love pampering my onee san!

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>>16720347
Slutty birds need to be tammed and taught some decency

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720359
Toki needs to spread as wide and often as she can if she wants to save her species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720347
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm30743926

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>>16720343
Don't pamper her too much or she will never be able to attain independence

Do you want her to be sad whenever you aren't close to her?

>>16720366
Poor girl, carrying her entire species' survival on her wings
We need a fertile man to help her reach her goal

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573
Cursed sword

Pros: that blade doesn't hurt


Cons: her hugs may need some getting used to

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720405
No but I just want to treat her nice.

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>>16720405
I volunteer.

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>>16720359
Dibs on Shoebill.

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>>16720460
You're that one slut for angry kuuderes, right?
Good taste.
We need more angry species, Atlach-Nacha kind of fits but we need something like a cactus girl who is constantly pissed off and won't act up on her anger

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>>16720481
What is the angriest animal? Goose Harpy?

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>>16720484
Geese are just assholes, not angry.

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>>16720481
>Angry kuuderes

I wonder what it will take to piss off an Ice Queen apart from trying to hurt her husband.

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>>16720514
Slapping her titties while drunk as shit.
Can't freeze if your blood is 90 proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monstergirl wild west

>Lone heroic gunslinger attempts to liberate a human town under the control of notorious monstergirl outlaws
>Shotgun messenger and hired guns must defend an important caravan's strongbox against native desert mice
>Poor guy gets lost in the wilderness and is endlessly teased by trickster coyote
>Shotgun weddings. You're forced to marry a feisty centaur southern belle at gunpoint.
>The lives of a law-abiding, God-fearing sheriff and his loyal deputies ain't an easy one

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPhXKak_bHw

[Anonymous No.]

Do you use your Masterball of a single Demon Lord or the Chief God?

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>>16720514
Scold an Ice Queen like a mother "Oh it's so cold outside you need to bundle up", then bundle her up in a White Horn's hat, a Yeti's scarf, and a Wendigo's coat

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>>16720484
This >>16720496

If monster hunter taught me one thing it's that boars are ALWAYS pissed off

>>16720514
Aside from harming her husband or her people I can't think of anything
Even if you were to do something like throwing shit at her she'd just calmy freeze you up and have you get rescued by the nearest White Horn/Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720545

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>>16720514
>Automaton with a blank expression but her gears are red hot while spilling really fast, spitting clouds of steam

What did mastah do this time?

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>>16720554
The DL is married tho.
So I guess it would have to be the CG

[Anonymous No.]

I always found a weird thing with unicorns/bicorns.
Since curse of eros is a thing that happens to people that cheat in their loved one and stuff, wouldn't it happen to people that want a bicorn so they find a unicorn and then cheat on her?
Since unicorns only become Bicorns if someone cheats on them or they have sex with a man that has had sex with several monsters, why aren't they getting the curse of Eros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720566
He wouldn't stop playing N:A

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>>16720571
>Single DL
>Married
Even when single she's somehow married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720584
Mmm.
But is it actually worth playing?

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>>16720588
The DL isn't single.

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>>16720596
It's a hypothetical single DL, from another realm where she became DL but was still single or something
Could be a fucking Kraken or Moth instead of a Succubus too, or whatever..

Fucking A.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720593
Yes.

YES.

Y.E.S.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720603
If the DL isn't a succubus then she isn't a monster girl and the transformation of monsters into monster girls never takes place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720603
Probably still CG. It's fun (and sexy) to corrupt holy Goddesses.

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>>16720584
>Anon plays N:A nonstop and neglects his Automaton
>She gets frustrated and orders a new rear part off Amazoness.com
>It arrives the next day and she quickly installs it
>She angrily shoves her new bottom in Anon's face

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>>16720618
Can't the DL still be a monstergirl without being a Succubus?
There are still monstergirls before the DL came about in MGE, like Dryads, Fairies, every Elemental but Gnome, ert.
Or being a DL outside MGE, which may still use a Chief God of sorts and have monster girls.

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>>16720631
>Can't the DL still be a monstergirl without being a Succubus?
If you go by KC lore. No. All monster prior to the current DL were all bloodthirsty monsters.
But let's for argument sake say that another monster became the DL and made peace with mankind. Then they would just make peace, not monster girls. There would still be monster boys, most monster girls would be unfuckeble or uninterested in a sexual relationship with humans.
>There are still monstergirls before the DL came about in MGE, like Dryads, Fairies, every Elemental but Gnome, ert.
Yes, but again, monster boys will remain and most MGs would not be interested in sex with humans.
>Or being a DL outside MGE, which may still use a Chief God of sorts and have monster girls.
If you want to go with that, sure. But that's just another setting in it's entirety and has nothing to do with MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720658
Who cares if it has nothing to do with MGE? we aren't MGE Gen/Thread, remember?
KC hasn't coined Demon Lord or Monster Lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720658
There wouldn't be monster boys. There'd just be plain male and female MONSTERS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720670
If you want to go with that, go ahead. I won't stop you. But it's a setting none of us know so I will ignore it until it exists and is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720582
So much of the encyclopedia is left for interpretation that some of it ends up contradicting itself
You can always find reasons or explanations on a case by case basis though

In this instance you could say that he didn't get cursed because he was in love with the girl he cheated with or something along those lines

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720676
That's kinda what I meant when I said monster boy. I just use it to say "male monster". And we don't like "male monster" here.

[Anonymous No.]

Scary blowjobs are the best blowjobs y/n?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720677
>none of us know therefore will ignore until it is good
This is some next gen ignorance and autism right here. Fuck.

Disliking something just because it isn't MGE and then bringing up monster boys out of nowhere when the conversation had no indication they were being mentioned otherwise?
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720685
"""We""" don't like monster boys either, to be fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720697
N. Teasing blowjobs with a hot mouth and pointy teeth are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

What would be a good weapon for a griffon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720697
The more worried you are about your dick being shredded the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720697
Would.

It's part of the reason I like Mersharks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720697
Scary blowjobs are pretty nice
The fear of losing your dick if she closes down her mouth adds a lot to the experience

>>16720710
Do you mean blowjobs where you can barely feel her pointy teeth brushing against your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720723
OH MY GOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720698
That's not what I said.
I said I. As in ME, And ONLY ME as I can only speak for MYSELF.
I will ignore a setting that you pulled out of your ass on the basis that you pulled it out of your ass and probably won't be good. If you make it I will pay attention. If it sucks I will continue to ignore it.

As for the monster boy part, I didn't mention it in the post you responded to. And the whole monster boy part was a response to the "In this hypothetical situation: what would you do" and my response to that was "wouldn't that hypothetical situation result in there being monster boys?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720723
Spear or longbow, or some sort of tool that compliments the talons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720708
And that's a good thing. This is a monster GIRL thread after all. Even if you like monster boys, this is not the place to post about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720732
Yep. And then she stop, looks at you in the and and teases it with her sharpness before going at it again. Bonus points if she has a long lizard tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720733
You alright there anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720738
What kind of tool would that be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720723
I don't know but I want to invade her ruins simply because I want to play with the griffon chicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720732
I doubt that they even could. They are capable to do it, sure. But they couldn't mentally think of doing it.
Kinda like how humans can actually bite of their finger just as easily as biting off a carrot but our subconscious goes "Aw, naw man. What are you doing?"

The fear boner would still be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720723
A spear or halberd. For some reason it looks like they would compliment her beauty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720723
Steel talons probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720723
Her own body.

Griffons are capable of killing horses and carrying them back to their lairs, a weapon is kind of redundant.

[Anonymous No.]

alliums

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720740
Oh man, I'd love that
Can you imagine her locking your dick between her teeth in a manner that only hurts slightly but would cause your dick to shred if you tried to move it, and then she would use her tongue alone to get you to cum

>>16720754
I never thought about it this way
That's quite a good explanation, it would also allow them to get rough without ever endangering your dick too much

[Anonymous No.]

I would like a story about traveling the world and fighting the strongest monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720310
YOU must lead the P'orc horde to the forgotten lands of Kalimdor!

And become best friends with a bunch of Minotaurs by defending them from the Horse pussy Huns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720792
What would be the goal for such a quest?
Aside from looking for a very powerful waifu I don't see why anyone would bother putting in that much training and learning to fight cute monster girls over nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720857
If one is born as a male, at least once in his life.
He'll dream about becoming the strongest man alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720792
I wonder if there is a story behind that sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720887
You've been hanging out with the Salamanders too much

>>16720895
I bet she got it from another Dragon who got it from a legendary craftsman
Dragons are greedy and will steal from others's hoards if they find something they like

[Anonymous No.]

Ganna get a Zombie Dragon wife and not male dom her! But instead treat her with respect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720849
I would totally be a crotchety old paladin playing diplomat in that world.
Which fits because it's what happened to me while playing that game.

I started a bright eyed healer and ended up a cold hearted cynic

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720929
How would you manage her constant, unbridled lust?
You can't both respect a monster girl and use her as an onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720923
>You've been hanging out with the Salamanders too much
And there is no problem with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720944
Well, at least your Lich waifu was kind enough to lend you her Cursed Sword and Living Armour bodyguards.

And when you prove yourself worthy to be her husband, when you take her maidenhood, you will yell in unison "NOW, WE ARE ONE."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720923
what if the dragon was the blacksmith

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720786
That's a godly blowjob right there. Especially if she mantains eye contact and smiles at me. I would want to force her down, but be unable to because of those beautiful shiny and sharp teeth.
Gotta pay her back by licking her a lot too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720971
>Go to Northrend for the purge
>Instead accidentally bring about peace when it turns out the Lich Queen will stop invading if I just give her the D.

Sounds par for the course.

Gonna be grumpy up North now.

Would gladly take her south for a vacation, although it may be awkward to learn that a few of the death knight entourage are girls I served with or fought against.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720982
Her fluffy parts look so nice. I want to rub my face on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720967
I dunno, they sound annoying with their burning heart and warrior soul
They should just relax and roast some marshmallows on their tail or something

>>16720982
Then that sword is worth even more than it seems
Dragons wouldn't bother to craft anything but the absolute best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720955
I'd make pure and sweet equal love to her. Sex where nobody is dom or sub. I'd still have sex with her because I respect her needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720982
I'm a slut for sweaty dragon abs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721033
>spoiler
It's alright, I'm sure Gal'thuzad will know how to smooth things over with the Elves, Humans and other Undead on the mainland. You could even send a bunch of them undead Valkyries over to help her out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721055
Nah, the fiery soul of the warriors is what makes salamanders awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721099
You know what i kinda want to see? A snow salamander.

Non tanned with a silver hair and light scales that give off a white fire. I would admire and fight her so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721097
I should replay Warcraft 3. Again. Every goddamn year since 2007, it seems like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721055
I bet Dragons suck at making things because they're too proud to ask for advice or teaching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721136
>Jabberwock artist paints "Bold and Brash"
>Husband loves it regardless because it's from here
>She begins to believe she's just the world's best artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721136
I doubt it. I bet they hoard some really nice books.

Also, I feel like their haughtyness and proudness wouldn't be that much of a problem on mge

[Anonymous No.]

>all this Warcraft talk
I'm not in season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721152
Mylune is best dear pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721123
>you will never play WC4 on the SC2 engine
I don't see why everyone hates the Burning Love Legion though. Those demons just want husbands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721161
>Don't do anything I wouldn't do
I love BDSM Succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721097
>Implying I won't just send the king a letter stating that we are going to be making a diplomatic mission south because holy shit I did not reveal that a dragon had been secretly ruling the kingdom, fight an elder elemental, and gut more boars than I can count just to be left in an Icy hellhole I swear to the light.

He owes me.
His kid owes me.
A damn good chunk of the alliance owes me

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>>16721140
>Dragon Zombie crafts a gift for husband
>It's really just a crude lump of metal with a heart carved into it
>she bounces on her toes squealing with happiness when her husband says it's the most beautiful sculpture ever
>...which sends her lewd body and massive breasts into a wobbling, jiggling frenzy
Smart husband.

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>>16721175
You know it occurs to me we need a purple color-edit for Soldier Beetle for Nerubian reasons.

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>>16720415
>"Husband, why dost thou ne'er 'motorboat' me like thine allies do with their own wives?"
>You just stare at the eyeball ornament surrounded by all manner of spikes and rough metal running through and around her cleavage

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>>16721185
That does sound nice.
Wonder if crypt ladies still like fruit.
Would gladly share a piece with them.

Would still be funny to sit in Northrend and watch all the undead girls work.

May bring a neutral expression to my face

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>>16718297
They're the absolute best part of the body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721199
The age-old battle is reignited as the Nerubians spin webs everywhere while the Shoggoths keep cleaning them up.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope a drawfriend draws a Ratatoskr as Conker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721206
>sleep for thousands of years
>wake up to a bunch of spiders dirtying your homes with webs and "art"
[angry tekeli-lis]
You're going to need to bring in an Atlach-Nacha to mediate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721216
And to think I only came down here to get away from the overly amorous zombie Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think would happen if you shown your wurm this trick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721231
You get taken to the Lichdoctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721206
Oh yeah, they've got an old one infestation up there.

Gonna take a trip to Stranglethorn.

Whomever wants can come with, I'm getting too old for this crap

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719773
Not him, but can you stop bringing up your shitty fucking country every chance you get then?
>muh canada moose
>muh canada yeti
fuck off. Leaves. Not even once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721248
I'm sorry anon, I don't know Stranglethorn.
>>16721250
This poster is from a country that sucks at hockey, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720723
Greatsword would work well, or a spear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721231
They get surprised and worried. After you put it back she tackles you to see if everything is alright.

Or they rip one of their fingers off trying to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721248
Anon please no.
You're going to get ganked by Elves, Ghouls, P'orcs and Minotaurs while hunting Trolls. There'll even be that one idiot hunter of a Dwarf asking you to piece together her journal.

Searing Gorge is superior.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719837
Amaya looks better with shorter hair and that golden/white attire desu.

[Anonymous No.]

Where is an Automatons "Central Circuit" located?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720723
Something heavy like Smoughs or Khamsins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721289
Why do you like this creature so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721303
It's kinda near the top and you don't gotta go as deep as you might think

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721289
Yes, no where is this semen demon from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721256
It's a jungle.
A nice, warm jungle were I'm going to relax, swim, and fish.

Just gotta hope the goblins leave me alone.


>>16721272
They can deal with it.
I'm here for a break from the unending winter.

And I already fixed that dwarfs journal once, she doesn't need me to do it again

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721324
Cute. Though people still seem to skimp too much on the tail. It's supposed to be excessively big, big enough to sleep on as a bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721324
Squirrel exploded with popularity. I'm glad for the little thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721324
The smugger they are, the more tempting they are to molest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721329
>Though people still seem to skimp too much on the tail.
I'm glad. Tailfags are dumb. Honesty, the tail in that pic needs to be smaller

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721335
Smug chittering intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

Would you rather be a Kej's hair-combing slave or a Mofu's tail-brushing slave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721140
Id hang that art right on the fridge for everyone to see!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721378
Just to ask wockfag. How much did this cost you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721378
I gotta respect Wockfag's love for big plump booty

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721388
Big plump ass is essential to brown girls. You just can't not have it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721337
Well they do have very big tails naturally, but yes, world eating tail is pretty dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721395
I agree.
Wanna drown in a sea of plump brown Khepri booty

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721400
Can you handle that much chocolate? I trust you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721395
I vouch it's a necessity for blueberries and their ilk as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721406
Blue berries are an exception because they need it plump and curvy all over.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the fascination with tall MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721414
I don't want my children to suffer the life of an outcast freak like I did. Being a manlet is terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721414
Some people like to look up in order to talk to their girls and have them carry them.

Though I do like my girls slightly above average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721400
Khepri are so perfect for doggy style, even KC agrees.

https://i.imgur.com/g0WaP9B.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721414
They can literally surround you with love.

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>>16721404
Call me Hanzel, cause I'd eat a house-ful of that sweetness and still wanna shove more in your face.
We'd make an event out of it. "Drown the Lord-Master in Booty" night. Whoever gives the best buttjob or facesitting gets a one on one breeding session. There's be refreshments and music. Be a grand old booty buffet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721317
Vanadis.

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>>16721414
Because girls that tall aren't common and adds to the monstrous feel.

It also has a different appeal for both femdom and maledom lovers. Femdom people want the big girls to use that size to dominate them while maledom fans can get off on the thought of making a larger girl submit to them.

Everyone wins.

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>>16721430
Sounds like a whole lot of fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721430
Having a harem of small girls seems pretty passable to me. Shouldn't be hard to fuck the 50 or so of them.

Though harems are definitely not for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721414
More T&A to be smothered with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721414
For me it goes along the lines of

>makes me feel protected
>I feel warm inside when a big girl holds me
>adds to that matriarch feel
>great for domming me
>I love to be spooned

That's just to name a few. Really the only possible downside I see is shitty height insecurities I have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718573
Holstaur

Pro: Never become dehydrated or develop osteoporosis.

Con: You might not get osteoporosis but you can still get a bruised pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721414
Been taller than everyone else in the room much entire life and it's just frustrating. Probably have some weird insecurities from it, but I just want to feel like I'm not just 'the tall guy' and that I'm seen for more than just that. So it's pretty personal for me, but of course a lot of the other things people are saying are parts of it as well.
That's why she's so excessively tall too. It wouldn't work if it was just a foot or even two. She outright dwarfs me, and I fucking love her for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721414
How could you not like tall girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721414
I find tall MGs fascinating. Womanlets are pretty meh.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop trying to destroy the sabbath dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721477
Never, they shouldn't have tried to destroy titties first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721470
True true. I mean really my post wasn't aimed at questioning them, I absolutely love tall girls aswell. I adore them and they're me fetish.

I was just wondering other people's reasoning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721477
I just want to destroy a Baphomet in bed. Possibly a Familiar too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721483
Are you a strong enough nii-san to destroy a goat? Dick her to find out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721477
Ia! Ia! Onee-san fhtagn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721477
The Sabbath needs loli onee-sans

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721494
Well better wake her up then.

[Anonymous No.]

>No MG Onee San to take on cold scenic walks

I can't even have the smallest things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721500
I would ride a white-horn around while we have a comfy chat about life.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a meninist be treated in the MG world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721505
It's just too perfect. Too pure for this world. I want to talk about all kinds of things with my onee san while we take a nice walk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721495
>"Gentlewomen... BEHOLD! I have created a loli Onee-san!"
>"Ho wow, Dr. Baph, that's really cool, how does it- wait a minute. This isn't just a Kraken hit with a shrink ray!"
>"Silence! She will steal all the boys from the Onee-Sabbath and bring them here with her many tentacles!"

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>>16721492
Going to piledriver the goat.

And thinking about it there's not much monster girl porn using that position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721454
>"I'm sorry dear, but really, if you felt it hurting you should have said something!"
>You want to tell her it's hard to say anything through a mouthful of heavily lactating titty, but at the same time you're not about to just give that up during sex...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721494
>You'll never live alone in the risen R'lyeh with your onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

No judgement applied, but how many here genuinely like the idea of the Sabbath and would allow them to lolify their wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>today is national panda day
>no new Ren-Xiongmao or Grizzly art to celebrate

>>16721550
Only if they don't consider Elin-tier bodies verboten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721513
I like girls with older sister personality. Incest is meh.

I would thank that white horn with a kiss on the cheeks and a warm smile for sure though. Would definitely ride with her again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721414
Basically, A big girl can just give a great full-body hug.
Also, I'm a shitlord who gets off on the idea of domming a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721550
hello there agent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721550
I'd temporarily make my waifu a loli.
But only if she has a fantastic ass and hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721550
The only person who gets to lolify my wife is my wife. I'd never let some bitter hags do it to her.

But then she'd have to deal with my perpetual limp dick, so... I wonder if making myself a shota would balance it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721558
Ain't nothing wrong with that. It's steamy, if that dire Minotaur discussion is anything to go by from last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721550
But my waifu is already a loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721550
I personally really dislike the Sabbath. But I'd visit just for the temporary lolification potions of my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

So how bad would it be if a writer made a comeback and he was one of the big bad three?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721552
>>16721567
>I'd be down with just removing my wife's tits and nothing else, her ass and hips have to remain just as big
If you just hate your wife's tits, tell her. I'm sure she'd do something about it for her

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>>16721579
>If you just hate your wife's tits, tell her. I'm sure she'd do something about it for her
Fine, she can get by with http://i.imgur.com/YopJ6BQ.jpg 's proportions then.

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>>16721578
Write under another name and no one will care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721550
Id probably never lolify my wife but I can't insult because I'd gladly allow myself to be shotafied for a Kraken onee. As long as it doesn't effect my junk, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721571
Oh yeah, that was a good hour.
I should've mentioned putting the Mino on a washing machine when I had a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721583
The sabbath must be extremelly annoyed with shortstacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721579
Well, there's a reason I prefer Doraf proportions anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721550
I like the sabbath because they do some work here and there and are villains, though I would never, not under any circumstances lolify my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go on a quest to seduce the Chief God to ensure that the Demon Lord is never defeated and all Anons can live happy with their monster girl waifus, never having to worry about them reverting to their old man-eating ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721550
It's not evil to lolify your waifu just for a short duration, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721599
You don't need to do anything. The order somehow manages to destroy itsslf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721599
That's a great and noble quest. My onee san thanks you.

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>>16721509
I'm sure there'd be girls who were into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>Worship the Chief God and when you die you live in eternal happiness in paradise

How could you say no to that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721599
It's good to know that someone would go through the hassle of seducing her.

Mabye even putting a collar on her and sticking it up her ass for a few days until she turns into a buttslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721613
>Marry undead waifu and don't die and live in eternal happiness in paradise

How could you say no to that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721550
I love the thought of being dominated by a loli hellhound so sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721613
By knowing that it's not guaranteed, and that the person telling me this just wants me to see thing their way as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721613
Paradise will get boring. I would rather live a long and nice adventurous life with my dragon waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721614
>spoiler

Why does it always resort to this? Can't he just love her like a normal person so she realises that opposing monster girl and human love was wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721607
The biggest jobbers who ever did job. I always chuckle when people try and make serious stories that suggest the Order has any idea what they're doing and aren't just a faction entirely comprised of naive harem protagonists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721613
Because the afterlife exists in mge and even monster girls have a great time there.

Why limit yourself to living under an oppressive rule when you get eternal happiness without the chief god and her dry old vagina?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721625
Well, other options are available.
Like making her a slut for cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721630
>t. Demonfag or Lilimfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721550
Eh, I care more about muscle/pudge than loli or not.

I'm indifferent on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721630
I normally like the good vs evil thing, but KC made it so they literally throw themselves at monsters without any idea of what they are doing.
This is why I would work as a mercenary with waifu, maybe then at least things would be a little balanced.

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>>16721639
Quiet, you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719842
You're welcome.

>>16719462
The way I wrote The Order was that they mostly knew they had zero chances of victory in the grand scheme of things, but still persevered out of a sense of duty or other reasons depending on the individual. Propaganda and false information isn't as much of a factor to keep them going, since an inquisitor could end up having a somewhat nice conversation with his sister who got monsterized into a kobold, not to mention being married to a demon, and a paladin could have a lengthy chat with a lilim about the eventual threat of extinction over the inability of having sons and the DL attempting to fix it, and neither of the two's minds would change that much. It's an organization-wide version of the roman soldier in Pompeii who died at his post because they forgot to relieve him. In a sense, it's either returning to a GRIM DARK PAST WHERE THERE IS ONLY WAR or gambling with the potential extinction of humanity, so they're fucked anyways.

This is without spoiling what the details of the DL's plan involving The Order is, apart from what I had her describe in Don't Doubt Druella. Of the entirety of The Order, just one single person knows what her actual end goal is. Of the DL's side, maybe enough to count with one hand, since not even the lilims are aware. At least within my story, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721550
>the idea of the Sabbath
Love it

>lolify their wife
But she is a loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721578
As long as the content isn't the kind of stuff that got him that rep in the first place it should be fine.

I'd even forgive bob if he dropped the futa stuff, weird endings and tendency to go full retard in general. In terms of writing ability he's a perfectly fine writer, he just needs someone to proof read his stuff and tell him to tone things down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721335
A squirrel is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721599
I want to marry and BREED the Chief Goddess. Her Paladins would be "forced" to follow her lead and vag their squires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721625
>>16721638
She'll end up being a slut for something, I assure you. I'm gonna make her realize that monster girls' passion for pleasure isn't so bad after all. She may even rival a lilims just after I'm done with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721665
>Lilim's lust
Damn you, phone

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721660
Look at them cans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721550
I like the idea of the Sabbath for all its aspects except forceful lolification. That being said, my waifu and I would love to try lolifying her once in a blue moon or something so she can do some cute and/or sexy twin roleplay with our daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721665
I wonder what would piss off the order more.
Seeing her collared and fucked in the ass while pleading for semen in her womb.
Or her wanting hugs all the damn time on a couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Onii-chan, what's 'paizuri?' Is it fun?"
What do, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720697
I like scary blowjobs because it's like your duck is the delicate loli puzzlebox vagina that she has to attend to very carefully and tenderly to sex you without breaking you.
It's like a wierd sort of care-and-attention fetish.
or maybe I just wish to be the little girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721652
I mean I guess I would understand the Order's trepidation at the whole slowly breeding out thing, but 1. I think it's a pretty confirmed eventuality that it will work out with the DLs plan succeeding 2. I don't see why the DL wouldn't tell her plans to her daughters considering they're her generals 3. or have it be open knowledge considering it's confirmed that men having sex with monsters also gives the DL a little bit of power whenever it happens, so if people want to avoid the bad end they should be informed to have as much sex with Monstergirls as possible
Not to mention she had no problem personally giving the WS the full story just cause he waltzed in and asked. I always got the impression the DL was moving at a leisurely pace because she knows it's an inevitable win, and the Extremists are only more aggressive because they have slightly different ideals on establishing some sort of hierarchy due to feeling humans are so weak and in need of protecting from themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721706
Probably get my onee san to help me explain. I don't want to ruin my imouto's purity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721706
Show her a fun game of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721700
What if I just become a knight, die some stupid way, go to heaven and meet the Chief God who turns out to be a mistress who collars me and treats me like her bitch boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721706
It's something for hen you're older, and less of a tub of lard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721724
Then make her so obsessed with you that she causes herself to fall.

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>>16721714
KC did say that there are actually plenty of other concerns on the human/order's side that are impacting them more than the Monsters are. Wars between human nations and stuff. I think that's something people miss a lot when they talk about humanity in MGE, it's a medieval setting so there's plenty of other more pressing matters to human statesmen than "My liege did you notice we've been getting reports of minotaurs with bangin' tits from Redneck Village lately?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721747
Yeah, what people fail to remember is that humans are still by far the most numerous species in MGE Land. Most people in Orderville are more concerned about their turnip harvest, and most rulers in MGE Land are more concerned about their rebellious barons or whatever.

I see it as though monsters are to the Order as Saracens were to medieval Europe. Yeah, they're abominations to god and they conquered Jerusalem and maybe we'll crusade against them once in a while, but at the same time they're a long way away and the day-to-day sins of the European peasantry remains the bread and butter of the Church's attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721660
Just give this pailoli fluffy footpaws and a bigger tail, then she'd look like a member of the MGE Rata's species.

[Anonymous No.]

Tall MGs who fawn over youd body.

>ywn have a 6'5" muscle MG hug your side and run her fingers up and down your chest telling you how amazing your body is

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721777
>those succulent juicy tits
Hrrng
>that roll and a half of tummy chub
HNNNG

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721706
Please just let me go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721790
The best. If a big girl worshipped my body, I'd love her so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721790
Big sub girls and small dom guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721797
But you are home, where else could you be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721816
>>16721790
>Tall musclemonster's eyes roll back as she sticks her head in your crotch and takes a deep breath of your scent
>Loves when you bite her powerful shoulder and let her lick your chest and abdomen

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721816
It's just natural instinct to feel nice as a male when your body is complimented. I'd feel so happy if my waifu complimented mine!

>>16721817
What about sub guy and dom girl but she's complimenting his body?

[Anonymous No.]

Big girls are for intertwining

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721828
>spoiler
The best kind of femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721829
Holy shit this is amazing, I want to try that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721828
Meh. Little guy trying to dom a giant would still look nicer and weirder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721829
This is why I wouldn't mind being turned into a shota temporarily by my onee san. This position is lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721817
A shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721826
Consider me aroused.
>>16721828
That it is. It's why I got back into exercising to justify her worshipping me like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721844
Personally I think that even a sub needs compliments from his dom from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721861
Sure thing. The little guy can praise the big girl for her size to wash away her insecurities and proceed to make her putty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721850
You can do it as an adult too, that dragon is actually a normal sized girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721714
>I think it's a pretty confirmed eventuality that it will work out with the DLs plan succeeding
In-universe The Order wouldn't know. Even if told in the face by the DL herself, it'd no doubt get seen as a ploy.
>I don't see why the DL wouldn't tell her plans to her daughters considering they're her generals
Plan she has involving All's Fair In Love And War rested on Victoria or pretty much most of the world, including her side, not knowing about Chaos' eventual arrival. Chaos' eventual arrival is a major part of her plan. Previous plan involved nobody knowing Druella was a shut-in moeblob. So on and so on. Kept it simple to not have to remember who knows and who doesn't, if nothing else.
>or have it be open knowledge considering it's confirmed that men having sex with monsters also gives the DL a little bit of power whenever it happens, so if people want to avoid the bad end they should be informed to have as much sex with Monstergirls as possible
It already is. Part of the conversation between the paladin and the lilim involved exactly that. Problem is that in-universe the characters don't exactly know the mechanics 100% to know if it'll work or not, and the paladin wonders if even if the entire world turned into a demon realm it'll be enough to grant monsters that ability, seeing as 1k+ years of that and enough god-like fucking to pop out 22+ lilims didn't do it already, and the characters don't have the confirmation of whether the mechanics of the DL's power-gaining require all humans to be incubi/monsters or if it requires a set amount of power that may not be reached before humanity/incubized humanity goes extinct, undeath notwithstanding. This isn't even touching on the obligatory philosophical topic of "losing one's humanity" through incubization that some people would inevitably have, regardless if one agrees with it or not, which the conversation between the paladin and the lilim also touched upon.
>Not to mention she had no problem personally giving the WS
That'd rest more on the characters in question trusting a guy claiming to have visited the DL, or giving the idea of visiting the DL a mere second of thought, with how stepping into a demon realm as a human would be the same as stepping into the Chernobyl sarcophagus. Not to mention that the inquisitor I mentioned actually talked to the DL in Don't Doubt Druella and got the summary of what she wanted just by asking. It wasn't just a random inquisitor at that point, he was of rank that made him second only to the top guy in all of The Order, since his demon waifu made everyone think he encountered demons an awful lot and always persevered, making everyone think he had an immunity against them. As above, things rested a bit on being as they currently are.

I invite you to read it if you haven't already, though I do like answering these questions too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721535
Exactly how I imagine it would go, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721829
>A big girl will never tenderly smooch you
This is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey kid, wanna squire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721912
Where's my mommy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721912
No thanks lady, if I were a one of those fighting types my daughteru would be my squire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721912
I would be a non sexual squire to a succubus or a paladin no problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721790
7ft or go home

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721880
Still, I feel it's just much better to do while shorter. But I'd still try it at adult height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721829
>your onee-chan is such a kissu slut for her otouto
>she needs a kiss from you when you wake up, go to school, come home, and before bed, or else her feelings will become too pent up
>one time you forgot to give her a kiss before school, and she showed up at your class during lunch time, giving you quite the tongue fucking in front of all your classmates
>she left with a dopey smile on her face and you with a visible erection
Onee-chan's are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721829
photographic evidence of the superiority of big girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721923
10' or go home.

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>>16721941
kiss sluts are the best

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>>16721943
How can womanlets even compete?

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>>16721946
Kisses are the best.

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>>16721954
Sabbath eternally BTFO

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>>16721955
>ywn blue ovary your kiss slut onee-san for days on end just to see what happens when she snaps

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721946
I want to make my daughteru into a kissu slut.

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>>16721964
I would say that I would do to my waifu, but I'm the kiss slut in the relationship so it would end up with me going crazy and raping her with kisses.

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>>16721965
No, Anon. If you do that she'll be a slave to your kisses. She'll never feel good from any boy's kisses but yours

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>>16721964
>wake up one morning with no clothes on and nearly every inch of your body covered with lipstick kiss marks

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>>16721984
That's just fine anon, she gets much more than kisses from me anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

So if i want to go innawoods with a monster waifu for a long trek across the land what tyoe of girl would be the most ideal?

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>>16721995
Oh, if that's the case keep doing what you're doing. I, too, believe in giving daughterus "fatherly love."

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>>16721941
Yeah, I think I'm definitely sure I have a kissing fetish now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721964
>>16721993
Oh god no. I'd finally forgotten about my lipstick fetish, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721997
Finnish Whitehorn

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>>16721998
I wonder how having a harem of my daughteru and her friends from school would work.

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>>16721998
Well you don't see that every day. Good stuff anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721997
Snow Ratatoskr

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>>16721997
A wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a lizardman sunbath naked underneath the sun

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>>16722041
she's gotta warm up somehow, the nature of coldblooded MG's, of course she could warm up by laying nude on top of her husband

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>>16722041
Yep. That's when you take the pictures.

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I've found that there is nothing better in life for me than being a house husband and having my waifu come home to come up behind me, grab my ass with both hands and whisper in my ear "this belongs to me"

Speaking of house husbands. I'd love to wear a cute frilly apron and some comfy slippers around the house!

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>>16722055
No anon, you ARE the waifu.

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>>16722055
You've got the right ideas there anon. I'd love to welcome my waifu and/or daughteru home in a naked apron with some of their favorite snacks freshly prepared. I'd love it when either of them demonstrates that I belong to them as well!

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>>16722012
Perkele how romantic the northern lights are!

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>>16722055
for me its being a holst/mino herds milkmaid

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>>16722009
>that pic
Man, if my onee-san was like that, I'd be the worst little otouto. I'd always tease her just to get this reaction out of her
>slap onee-san's big ass while she's making lunch
>fondle her huge tits when she falls asleep on the couch
>let her know how big my dick is getting

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>>16722017
Better if you were their teacher

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>>16722076
>maid

They're gonna dress you up in girls clothes.

That's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721944
2tall4me.

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>>16721895
Oh, I was talking canonically, not fanstory stuff. Thanks but no thanks.

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>>16722070
Well, naked apron is reserved for my waifu when she comes home and needs a little "cooling off" but I'd just like to wear something comfy underneath it most of the time. Like pyjamas!

>>16722076
That sounds like a nice comfy way of living. I can imagine you having a very intimate and close relationship with the Minos and holsts, only you know how to properly milk and treat them. I bet they'd love their milkmaid a lot.

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>>16722041
Of course. They real question is whether or not you rub lotion on her.

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>>16722055
See i always imagine me and my ogre waifu get home at the same time since we bith work to stack that coin. But she is more irritated from whatever he job is and ends up using me to relieve stress before we make dinner.

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>>16722079
I think personally I'd just love to groom her and take care of her. But teasing your onee san sounds lewd aswell.

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>>16722092
>Like pyjamas!
See, my problem is that my pajamas are just a shirt and my boxers.

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>>16722100
Same here anon, I'd love for her to use my as a stress toy and I'd enjoy every second of it because I know it makes her feel better. And afterwards I'd cook her the most delicious meal.

Such a great way to live isn't it?

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>>16722088
biggest is bestest

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>>16722084
Teaching the whole monster class along with daughteru how to have sex would be nice. Gonna make all of them waifus.

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>>16722111
My pyjamas are similar, but I imagine my waifu prefering if I just wore those on special occasions to allow her easy access for groping. She'd probably want me to dress more comfy so I'd wear a nice pyjama top and pyjama bottoms. Maybe some jeans from time to time.

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>>16722115
Probably the best life. After dinner going to sleep as the little spoon in a biggirls embrace knowing you made her day easier and more enjoyable is the best.

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>>16722121
>one of the other human teachers tries to report you for this "highly inappropriate conduct"
>you can hear the succubus principal laughing from halfway across the building

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>>16722079
Hnnng
>let her know how big my dick is getting
God damn just imagining the twitching smile of my Kraken Onee when I say that while she desperately tries to just say 'Oh how nice!' is getting me diamonds.
I wonder if she'd start going a bit psycho crazy trying to keep herself back from raping and claiming me and subsequently turn soft yandere against other girls who have their eyes on me

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>>16722128
Exactly! Being my waifu's personal Daki she can spoon is heaven to me. And I'd always feel pleased everyday knowing I made her feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722060
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

I-if that's what you really want, dude.

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>>16722126
I feel you. Getting to stay in comfy clothes all the time is the dream. My waifu would like it when I wear my boxers because it'd be easy for her slip them down with her paws and play with my butt or my front tail, and I like it when she'd wear loose or low-cut tops so I can have easy access to her breasts. Same with our daughteru, but so I can massage her flatness.

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>>16722156
imagine how awsome having her on top would be, a soft weight

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>>16722156
First onee-chan posters and now mommy posters. We just need imouto posters and the family will be complete.

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>>16722142
You have a good taste anon. I respect that. You treat your waifu well.
>>16722156
Oh lawd

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>>16722168
We've got daughteru posters too, don't forget those.

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>>16722092
farm life is the comfiest, and having a personal relationship with all the girls of the herd is best

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>>16722138
Yandere kiss-slut Kraken Onee-san who's self-conscious about her age and dreams about wrapping up her otouto's steadily growing manhood
This is a high-level Onee-San! A Boss level Onee-San! One of the Big 4 Onee-dono!

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>>16722163
>Now imagining myself wearing boxers that say "[My waifu's name]'s Property" on it similar to Salamanderfag waifu's booty shorts

I like this. It's great for when the daughterus aren't home yet and she wants a husbands pampering her in revealing clothing. Oh how I'd love it when she'd smack my ass as I walk by.

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>>16722178
>tfw not monster girl themed harvet moon game

I guess Rune Factory comes close but it doesn't go beyond elves and girls with spooky hats.

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>>16722138
>your onee-san is starting to tip over into yandere territory with her love for you
>her friends are a bit creeped out whenever she eats lunch while staring intently at a picture of you
>that picture being just one of hundreds of candid pictures of you
>she even has a daki with a high-detail picture of you on it hidden away in her room

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>>16722156
im going to suck on those toes

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>>16722178
This image is exactly what I was imagining. I know you'd treat those Minos right and with the utmost care, anon!

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>>16722188
I'd do the Swiss thing and get them nice shiny, fancy bells and get them lots of decorate flower and herbal wreaths, and pay extra attention to fur and hoof cleaning and care

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I really like Ryus but i feel like i could never wife one because of her status as a god to so people. Like how hard would it be to get one to show interest in you? Id like her for her and not her amazing powers.

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>>16722173
Of course, how could I forget.

I want to have my imouto sit on my lap and tease my dick with her butt as we watch TV!

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>>16722198
Good man, you'll make the best herder with all those girls looking up to you.

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>>16722184
I mean, it'd be great for when my daughteru is at home too as she likes that sort of thing just as much as my waifu does, but that's just us. Besides, our daughteru would get home from school much earlier than my waifu would get home from work.

They'd especially like when I'd wear my latex booty shorts with 'Property of [their names]' on it too. That would be a lot of text to fit on my relatively small butt though, but we'd make it work!

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>>16722204
What? People would only like her because she is a god, and she desires love as a woman.

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>>16722119
But a 10 ft girl is nearly twice my size

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>>16722215
Oh shit im set then. Im here to worship her as the woman she is not the god we say she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722184
This made me laugh too hard in public. Thanks anon.

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>>16722186
Hnng!
>Slightly creepy giggling to herself while doodling pictures of a Kraken and a boy that conspicuously looks like you holding hands, kissing, fucking
>suddenly her bag falls over and a slew of candid photos of you fall out
>she desperately scurries to pick them up with her tentacles before anyone sees
>her Cheshire coworker picks one up smiling and puzzled
>when she looks back up Kraken is looming over her with lifeless eyes calmly demanding, not asking, for the photo back
>that night she requests extra goodnight kisses from her precious lovely perfect otouto

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>>16722156
>dude
Why do you keep saying this? I don't get it, is it something Ran says? Are you RPing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722223
Don't be disrespectful now. She is your wife but she's still a god you know, at least in public.

I did have thoughts of abusing my dragon wife near people that worship dragons.

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>>16722235
>spoiler
Devilish!

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>>16722222
Witnessed.

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>>16722222
thats what makes big girls so great
>tfw 5'6

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>>16722209
>not having a bootylicious ass from all the Mamono mana in MGE

Come on KDF! Up your game!

But seriously, my daughterus would probably come home earlier than my waifu so I'd be ready for them in an apron and comfy pyjamas with little after school snacks for them! I'd have something like little tomato and mozzarella salad bites for them and a freshly baked cookie each! Then when they go out to play and my waifu comes home, I'd slip into the apron and just boxers. Would be pretty embarrassing having my daughterus come home with their friends to see me sitting on my waifu's lap half naked and being covered by just boxers and an apron.

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>>16722238
I mean, imagine this something like me and dragon waifu exploring for some treasure and we find a long lost village full of dragon statues. Then the villagers come and talk shit on an ancient language, Dragon waifu transforms and they start worshipping her because dragons are gods and all of that.

I wouldn't resist dessacrating their goddess with a good ass groping in front of them, making the whole village go nuts at me. Dragon cultist knows what's up.

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>>16722229
Everyone wants to be a meme these days.

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>>16722241
Anon is trapped in the Lion's den!

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>>16722225
Y-You're welcome.

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>>16722228
>you swear you felt some breathing on your cheek last night
>and on your groin too
>plus there's all this weird liquid stain at the foot of your be-
>"Good morning otouto~! Time for morning kissu, hurry hurry, onee-san can't start her day without her kissu~!"

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>>16722241
This is the perfect position and I'd beg my waifu to do it to me!

>tfw 5'7" with 6'5" waifu

I love it!

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>>16722185
>better male monster options for some reason
Fate is a cruel mistress.

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>>16722253
My old ways are kinda over anon. But don't be rustling some of my deep inner jimmies. Please?

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>>16722241
That girl isn't twice that man's size tho. when something is twice as big as you, you're entering mini giantess tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722275
It's good. But I would still give my waifu a good and loud butt slap if she was getting too full of herself even if that ends in me being raped for some days straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722275
In the end, if you think about it, even Dragon cultist couldn't beat the power of the cock.

Can't beat the cock man.

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>>16722251
I mean, I'm sure that mamono mana would fill my butt out a little, but still. My waifu likes being able to completely envelop my cheeks in her paws.

>to see me sitting on my waifu's lap half naked and being covered by just boxers and an apron.
That sounds incredibly adorable though anon, you should be proud to display your love for your waifu!

That being said, my daughteru would always tell me if she was bringing friends home with her, just so I'd know not to plan anything that might embarrass her. Regardless of the activities that would go on after she gets home, she'd always have her peanut butter crackers and apple slices to look forward to!

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>>16722260
Naw, it's fine.
What's bad is being at full mast in 94° heat thinking about her tugging her booty shorts upwards and bending over to just barely show how the shorts are flossing her buttcheeks and digging into her increasingly wet pussy in public.

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>>16722282
Well that's relative. Demonfag's waifu is just about 10 feet tall but he's also a freakishly tall guy himself.

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>>16722289
Dragons have fun husbandos.

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>>16722284
But can you really blame her? When a dragon has a chance to be haughty, she ganna do it my man. So why not just let her enjoy those few hours?

But then again, I ain't ganna attack you for worshiping her rear like that. I hope it's a form of worship and I hope you massage it nice and softly.

>>16722289
>even Dragon cultist couldn't beat the power of the cock.

I don't like the sound of that.

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>>16722291
How tall are you compared to your waifu KDF?

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>>16722292
But that's lewdity! In public! That's illegal!

Although, I can just imagine her boot shorts having sweat stains in "certain" areas. You ganna help her clean that up, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722303
I'm 5'8ish", my waifu is 4'10.5" and our daughteru is 3'11.5"

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>>16722235
Oh i would never abuse her id probably embarrass the hell out of her.
>>16722253
See id wait till they ask me to introduce myself and all id say is "shes having my kids" while pointing at fully transformed dragon waifu. Then id proceed to get all the high fives from the cultists.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I'm the only one here who has a waifu who's similar in height to me. Everyone else is on the far ends of he spectrum, and I'm just sitting here with my 6'1" waifu.

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>>16722282
>you're entering mini giantess tier
10 ft aint quite there

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>>16722301
I would let her enjoy it, yes, but my smug is proportional to her haughtyness.

And of course I would massage it later. Thought that would lead to some "forbidden acts of worshipping".

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>>16722291
Sounds cute imagining daughterus coming home to snacks and love. I bet you're daughteru gets really excited when she comes through the door and sees her daddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722294
Knack it off. And she's 9'9, I'll have you know.
>>16722322
This, too.

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>>16722322
Disgusting

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>>16722322
What you just posted it proper giantess tier though. That's not a mini giantess

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722322
>You will never get a Gigantes as a homestay.
>You will never get a giant fucking house to accommodate her size, for free courtesy of the exchange program.

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>>16722317
Embarrassing my dragon wife in her moments would just be once in a while. I do look up to her too.

In my scenario there the natives wouldn't really understand our language and have no idea about monster girls, so comunication would be hard.

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>>16722322
>Average Human Male is ~6' tall
>She looks at least 4 times his height
>So around ~24 feet tall
Whew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722320
I"m 5'7" and waifu is 6'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722333
Fuck you buddy shes great

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722346
Gigantes-chan is a big girl.

With a big heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never be adopted by two elf sisters who found you abandoned in the woods

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722346
Japanlet artist though, can't forget that.
>a TOWERING 6"1

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722351
>Gigantes-chan is a big girl.
U U
U U

[Anonymous No.]

Post qt Automatons?

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>>16722327
Oh, absolutely. I could usually expect a loud exclamation of "Papa!" and a big, long hug with a running start. A hug where my daughteru burys her face in my stomach and lets out a lovely contented sigh, and maybe even a soft, barely audible murmur of 'mine' if she's comfy enough.

I feel like there'd definitely be times where I'd need to pick her up and cuddle her for awhile because she doesn't want to stop hugging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722356
If I dispel your crush-resistance magic will you die?

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>>16722343
Then id just follow along and stay as close to her as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722353
>guy ins his 20s got lost in the woods
>100 years old elf sisters find him and treat him like a little kid
I can see it happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722336
>a giant fucking house
I would think an old aircraft hangar, but the real concern is feeding a girl of that size

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>>16722310
Nobody'll know the depths of lewdness my mind has reached.

If we were at what would be our house, I'd just get behind her put my dick between her buttcheeks and under her tail and finger her through the shorts and inhale the scent.

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>>16722366
They would understand that you are following her, but I hope you are ready to see your waifu being showered with donations. Make sure to bring them rain too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722353
I dig those thicc bodies, but this isn't from anything sinister is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722375
I have no clue where this is from, honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722323
I mean, I know I've sounded prude in the past.

But if my special Wockie was asleep face down on my bed or couch. I couldn't resist but to softly massage and rub my face against her rear, maybe even rubbing the tail against my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722392
So you were the Wockneefag. It's normal to be attracted to your dragon's butt and now you know it. Remember to nibble the tail and massage her feet until she starts to drip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722374
As long as donations dosent insinuate anything lewd happening to her cause god or not shes my wife and i have to protect that bond. Also im hoping her rain abilities spread to me just a bit so i cant actually do rain dances with a fucking water dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722353
thank you for reminding me that lewd elf vn comes out this month

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722402
It's not my fault! It's just Dragon butt is so irresistible. I'll make sure to kiss her butt and show my appreciation to her large brown buns. I'd lick all up and around that tail, teasing with some light nibbling on the tail and even putting the tip in my mouth. And after that, I'd squirt the special dragon scale lotion on my hands to get to work on her claws, they're so beautiful and Goddess like that I'd probably over do the massage process just so I could feel her claws for longer. Atleast they'd look great afterwards and she'd feel happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722362
Daughteru's are too pure for this world. Even yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722407
I'm really hoping a western publisher picks it up, light hearted fluff and smut seems to be what sells so it's not completely impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722414
Hey thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722414
>daughterus are too pure
Not all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722369
Gonna need a large truck for grocery shopping.

Again, it's all on the exchange program, so no problem.

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>>16722405
Oh no, the donations are still things like their currency and food as well as a bunch of praying and worshipping. And while I do think she can teach you how to make it rain, you would still need to do the good old ritual.

>>16722413
I know what you mean mang. I would apply lotion to my hand and stroke her tail while giving her some quick licks at the tip until she starts moaning and getting wet in her dreams. After that I would go to her scaly feet and do pretty much the same as you. I would massage the sole and give it some swift lips, then start moving up her legs and then finally reaching her honey pot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722420
Sweet Jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722420
>B-But this is your mother's castle! We can't do it here!

[Anonymous No.]

How wet is wet enough for you when it comes to Monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721414
I like feeling small

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722445
Like that, maybe a little bit more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722445
"laden with milk" kinda wet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722445
Never too wet. I love em Soft and Wet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722445
About thrice as much as that
I got a severe fetish for gushing girljuice
It should visibly trail behind her as she crawls trembling toward me overcome with insatiable horniness. And that's why I love Dragon Zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722445
Enough to be described as a gushing waterfall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722453
>>16722458
>>16722459
>>16722461
>>16722462
Patricians. If there isn't a drowning hazard it ain't wet enough yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722445
Nothing excessive except for rare, special scenarios. Otherwise, just a normal amount I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722435
>her honey pot

This is too lewd though! Although, my onee san would probably be ok with just lapping up a bit of her sweet nectar. It tastes so sweet and addictive.

>looking back on myself and realising how much of a prude fart I was

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>>16722445
I'm talking wringing out her sweaty spats in private and having a small stream of sweat and other things flow from them. I'm not pervert or anything, but I'd drink that up and then sniff those spats for a good 30 minutes, making sure her beautiful and blissful pheromones go deep into me. Getting me marked, addicted and hypnotised by her scent.

Just hopes she doesn't find me doing it.

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>>16722461
>Come home to your ZD schlicking furiously in the corner, her nose buried in your dirty laundry and the floor around her drenched in a puddle of her wetness
>weakly turns to face you and begs you, pleading for you to give her the satisfaction she needs
>Tell her she has to be a good girl and wait until after dinner
Remember to properly train your Dragon Zombie to be obedient whenever possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722496
I'd please my Zombie Dragon there and then. I'd assume the slut position and let her urges just release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722482
Wouldn't be just a bit anon, after I had a taste I would keep going as she gave me more and more, not stopping until she squirted. At that point though she might wake up and wrap her tail around me saying that it was dirty of me to attack the dragon's lair while she was asleep and saying that I'm in for a fight before turning around and looking at me with sleepy eyes and a even wetter pussy.

At least you got healed.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this talk of MG's flower nectar

Reminds me of a greentext long ago of an anon describing the wolfu alphabet. Then saying something like "honey dripping from between her thighs and hitting the snow with a sizzle".

Why am I addicted to the hot honey of my waifu so much? I'd want to lap up every drop as she forces my head down with her big meaty paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722512
Blame mamono mana if you want, but goddamn I want my girl to lock her legs around my head, hold my hair with her claws and jerk me off with her tail. I want my face to be covered in her sweat and love juices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722503
My Wock Onee san might even say something like "You've raided my sweet honey now I get another liquid of yours in return".

I just wouldn't be able to resist if I saw my Big Sister's dripping wet pussy. She has to understand I'm addicted to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722512
>Why am I so addicted to the hot honey of my waifu?
There's no shame drinking the lovely nectar that drools from the lower mouth. Really I'd sit my waifu down and slurp up her boiling hot juices and revel in her heated, sickeningly sweet scent. Only the best for my lewd newt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722523
>I want my face to be covered in her sweat and love juices.

Then you're a man of fine taste. My waifu could hold my head down all she wants but it's not like I'd be pulling away anytime soon, I won't stop until I've sucked up all her sweet juice and her pheromones are deep in my face.

Best part is her little tuff of fur above her vagina. With her honey on my tongue and my nose buried deep into her musky sweaty fur. I don't think I'll be physically able to pull away with how addicting and hypnotising it would be. I hope she takes responsibility for making me like this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722542
This kind of treatment of the waifu is 100% guaranteed to get her moaning and screaming your name.

Especially when she leg locks you. Personally that's my fetish and one of the best parts about eating out my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722512
you mean this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722557
Yes! Somebody saved it! Oh thank you so much for it.

I'm such a slut for wolfus and this is greatly appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722553
That feel when your waifu has a tail instead of legs. Shes gonna be chocking me out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722573
Oh don't worry anon. My waifu has a mofu tail so I don't think she can jerk me off, but she could just cover my eyes and ears with her tail. I love myself some sensory deprivation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722530
I'm sure she understands anon, and I'm sure she would do her best to make you even more addicted.

>>16722548
Ah yes, that little part that cointains most of her sweet musky smell is one dangerous area. My whole mind would be filled with her and I would be a complete mess when she's done. Even after she and I came I would just stay there mindlessly licking and sniffing her, saying her name and moaning a bit, wanting more and more. Boy she would get rapey with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722553
That's the idea. I want her to torogao and heartpupil all evening.

Leglocking is the best. I just shows how much she doesn't want you to stop and leave. Being buried inbetween her heated thighs and having her rest her warm claws on my head while tracing the points along my scalp would be great.

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>>16722582
Fuck anon that's lewd but also perfect.

I'd just beg my waifu to let me sniff that patch. It would probably get me twitchy and weak at the knees by the first inhale. She could go to work on me then.

Being addicted to my waifu's scent is hard to explain how incredible it would be. But you put it into good words yourself, my mind and heart filling with her and she's all I can think about. And what you explained about after sex sounds cute and hot! I'd definitely lick my waifu clean after sex, even if I was worn out and exhausted I'd still lazily do it, sniffing all different parts of her after sex body. Her neck, armpits, paws, ears, hair you name it, I just want to have her and her scent permanently branded into my mind. I don't know why sniffing my waifu gets me so aroused, it just does.

I'm such a slut for my waifu's scent and I'm not afraid to admit it!

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>>16722595
Youre right, it just shows how much she loves you. I want my waifu to lock my head between her vice thighs. I want her to wrap thoes paws she has around my back, forcing me to stay there while she just pushes my head in deeper with both her paws on the back of my head.

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>>16722523
>>16722548
>>16722557
>You will never get your head sandwiched between your wolfu's thighs during E

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722625
It fucking hurts. I hope I wake up to it tomorrow though, I hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722368
Be funnier if he was an order paladin. Certain they're trying to trick him or taunt him with how polite they've been to him.

>Ma'am please, I can cut my own steak.
>Don't be silly, ope your mouth and say Ahhhn~
>Don't treat me like a damn child!
>Now don't take that tone with me young man! Do you want to not have any dessert?
>...s-sorry

>Scrub a dub dub, don't forget behind your eras!
>What are you doing in here?!!?!
>Helping you bath of course. we can't let a young boy go unsupervised, the worst accidents happen in the home.. or so I've heard.
>HONESTLY! This has gone too far, I insist you decease at oncwarghbehv
>Oh my~ So sorry, please keep your head forward and straight. We can't have any shampoo getting into your eyes.

>Nooo~ You can't go outside it's dangerous for someone your age.
>By the chief go- I'M TWENTY FIVE! And I'll be fine with my armor and sw... where's my sword.
>We got rid of that.
>YOU BLOODY WHAT?
>It's dangerous for young boys to play with such things.
>That's it.. this was all a trap. I need to get out!
>No don't be stubborn. It's much too late to go outside now anyways. Let's go to bed and we can tuck you in for tonight. Look, I've got Mr. Teddy!
>S-somebody, help..

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>>16722606
Oh no, I'm not talking about sex at all when I said "she an I came". I'm talking about her using her tail to get me off as I use my tongue on her. After that then it would be sexy time.

She knows kissing is my fetish and boy she would abuse the shit out of it, telling me that it isn't the time for me to rest as she assults my mouth with her long slithery hot tongue, mixing not only the taste of her love and saliva, but her special dragon oil as well. All of this while mounting me and going to town on my dick, making sure I'm hitting her cervix and G-spots. Just as she feels that I'm cumming she would do the unthinkable, she would breathe a relatively small amount of magical fire while doing the kissing, making the fireball explode inside which in turn makes my body overload with fiery pleasure, giving me the sweet release and sending unbelivable amounts of cum inside of her.

After finishing she would be a little worried because boy I would be twitching and a little limp on the ground with a goofy smile on my face.


I should go now.

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>>16722635
Is it wrong I want this to happen to me?

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>>16722619
Yeah, I kinda want to accidentaly get smothered by my waifu when she reaches the point of cum-bustion when she just arches backwards and wraps her long tail around me. Afterwards, she'd be profusely apoligizing for doing that and spreading her lips with her claws having a slovenly but ashamed look asking if I could ever forgive her.

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>>16722718
Would you comfort her and tell her that she doesn't need to apologise for that?

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>>16722665
Kissing is also my fetish, I just wanna swap saliva with my waifu! It's especially better in lotus position because then we could continue doing sloppy neckbites and kissing together.

And similar to you anon, I can just imagine my waifu putting the mummy curse on me, just before I'm about to cum, just so she can turn me into a twitchy ahegoing mess in the floor unable to move because of the pleasure. She could do two things from here, help me get showered and the take me to bed for cuddles of reassurance and compliments of how well I did. Or she hasn't had enough and she just keeps riding me while biting deep into my neck, marking me because my recent neck bitings are beginning to heal.

Either way, I'd love both outcomes.

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>>16722745
Of course. I'd even tell her that I don't feeling her strong smooth thighs and that she looks cute when she gets flustered like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722757
>Don' mind
Curse you phone

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>>16722757
That's nice anon. But she's already spread her lips, you gotta take responsibility for that, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that when you become an Incubus, you can sustain yourself on Mamono from your wife alone
So you could literal survive with your only meal being eating out your MG wife's sopping pussy
Which means all sorts of lewd and kinky meal-play, like her saying dinner's ready only to find her laying on the table legs spread and fingers spreading open her drooling lower lips

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>>16722772
>implying I didn't hilt her while calling her cute
Y'know, if she wants it, she could always just present herself to me and I'd take her on the spot. Except in this case I'd be kissing her until she starts reciprocating by throatfucking me and moaning into my mouth

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>>16722774
Although that's really lewd and I'd definitely be up for it. Oh how I'd plunder that nectar dripping flower with my tongue like a bee. Meal play does sound real lewd. Maybe my waifu would make me work to be able to eat. I ant just have it on a platter.

I'd prefer to live just a normal life while being a light incubus. I know people will probably tell me that's stupid and I'm stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722782
>throatfucking me and moaning into my mouth

This is why kissing during sex is top tier.

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>>16721250
I'm not even Canadian, I just think the art is cute. Is it so hard to not get triggered by the mere mention of a fucking country?

Have a cat with a gat.

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>>16722774
I really like that about KC's setting, that mamono mana can replace meals and sleep and stuff. Eating is a hassle and sleep is a massive waste of time, although I'd still do both because they still feel nice once in awhile, I'd be very glad to do less of them.

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>>16722774
Brings a whole new dimension the the "a meal, a bath or me?" question, you could have her as a meal while in the bath.

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>>16722792
>Is it so hard to not get triggered by the mere mention of a fucking country?
Try asking Europe that.

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>>16719575
But only the white stuff of their husbando, r-right?

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>>16718214
>>16718219
>>16718222
I wonder if that's Wizard with a different art style from his added literal years of improvement under his belt.

Alternatively it could be Monorus.

Hard to tell it's been quite some time since "The Golden Age", "The Good Times", and what not.

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>>16722803
Only once they have one.

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>>16722557
>>16722569
>>16722625
I wish wolfus were real. It makes me sad that they're not.

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>>16722805
Man, I wish Mono took commissions.

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>>16719563
>Insanely high expectations you have to meet.

W-Wait Anubi don't actually have this? Right?

Fuck I hope I meet my waifu's expectations and I really hope she doesn't have huge expectations that I can't meet. Aw now I'm sad

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>>16722805
I think someone said it might be hexun too, the art style looks a little similar.

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>>16722791
Exactly. It can even vary depending on the monstergirl in question. In my case, I get a fire newt with a steaming hot and long tongue being shoved into my mouth while my saliva evaporates and steams out of my mouth and gets replaced with hers. Just imagining her eyes lighting up and staring into them when we're just kissing and throatfucking each other in the after glow on bed while embracing each other is getting me going.

Other girls, like Yuki-ona could have frigid kisses that cause your back to tingle and how can I not mention Mucus Toads with their thick saliva.

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>>16722375
It's a VANILLA elf VN

VANILLA

[Anonymous No.]

Would you open the door for this cute bird?

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>>16722850
As long as she promised to open her legs after.

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>>16722819
he does, he doesn't announce when their open to keep the weirdos out
you could always ask him but he's been quiet on the posting front lately

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>>16722850
What kind of cruel person wouldn't?

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>>16722848
Lovely.

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>>16722850
No, she looks too spoopy

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>>16722805
Ahh yes the good ole days.

Was hoping Paradox would bring back the dream team like Grand, Unknown, Wizard, Mono, ect.

Unknown really liked his Promestein and Chrome.

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>>16722856
I see. Thanks for the info anon.

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[Anonymous No.]

>Anons will never go form the Tesla of MGE
>Not just for the limitless MG sex (well I mean yeah but not entirely)
>They needed members to keep the music loving MGs from abducting them off stage, strength in numbers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVVEcWTE-XU

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>>16722899
I want to sit my daughteru in my lap so I can play with her ears. I'd pet them and stroke them and flop them up and down while her tail thumps happily against my legs.

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>>16722912
MGs with fluffy ears are always fun to play with. I'd sit my daughterus down one by one of my lap and groom their pointy, straight and upright ears.

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>>16722850
>She never stops staring
>You could face fuck her
>Look down and she's has your eyes locked in that unwavering gaze with your cock in her mouth

I know EXACTLY why I have this boner.

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>>16722925
Indeed. My daughterus are floppy and round at the ends, but they're still sensitive and just lovely to pre and to groom, my waifu's too. My waifu would probably get jealous if she saw me playing with our daughteru's ears, but she'd be too embarrassed to admit it in front of her baby. I'd always know how she feels though, so I'd surprise her with my same loving ear treatment later on that night after our daughteru is in bed!

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>>16722821
I may have just been projecting my own waifu's traits, but I'm fairly sure that they would expect quite a bit out of you. Not that she would expect anything impossible, but you better be prepared to please her or else you know what will happen

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>>16722953
What do you mean by expect? Like does she expect me to be taller or something? I'm just wondering since I like to keep my waifu close to being vanilla as possible.

And I swear I'd be more than ready to listen to any sort of command and instruction she'd give me and I'd do my best to satisfy her. I'd do absolutely anything for her and I want her to know that.

>spoiler

Am I dense for not knowing? Could you tell me?

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>>16722938
>facefucking the stare harpy
>not staring into her eyes while nuzzling her face with yours
>not having standing sex or intercrural with her back against the wall so you can get as close to her as possible
>not missing her pupils trembling slightly as she cums simultaneously with you
>not moaning and shivering as you ejaculate deep inside her or between her legs
You should have better boners.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any artists who will accept commission payments in the form of steam gifts?

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>>16722970
>Am I dense for not knowing?
It's right in their profile. You get mummy curse'd.

>If he doesn't obey their instructions, as "criminal punishment", he'll be afflicted with the "mummy curse" which changes one's body to be extremely sensitive to pleasure like that of a mummy, and he'll have to keep having sex with them until he passes out.

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>>16722996
Oh! That's what you meant. Sorry I thought you meant something very different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722903
>file name
Then why can't I find her.

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>>16722789
It ain't stupid. No one said being one has to be a massive huge change, that's all Orderfag propaganda.
>>16722793
>>16722798
It makes it all that much more intimate. You literally become codependent on each other and sustain your very lives off of one another. I think it's positively lovely.
Though I may be a bit biased.

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>>16723003
She's in a hidden part of the desert area. Go to her, anon.

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>>16722970
She would expect you to do things right the first time, and to always do your best. She has a schedule for a reason, and if something doesn't work out or get done and would throw a wrench in things and mess with the schedule, well you better own up to it and let her have her way with you.

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>>16723002
I'm not that anon so maybe he was implying something else, but that's what comes to mind first.

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>>16723051
Well, as much as I'd like to say I'd get things right the first time. I probably wouldn't everytime and I really hope she won't be disappointed. But if she told me to scrub the floors of the house then I'd do it with all my might and will, I'd do it for her.

>>16723052
For reason I thought he was referring to her leaving me. I know, I'm retarded for not realising what he was actually implying.

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>>16719837
:large

Stop, change that to :orig

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>>16723049
I swear I've checked everywhere, I know I asked this same thing a some months ago and somebody told me how to find her, by destroying some blocks somewhere, but when I went to try it out the blocks weren't breakable. I've gone everywhere and done everything and everybody but I need to find her, not for completion but because I NEED cowgirls in my life.

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>>16723062
>spoiler
Oh god no, that is not what I was implying at all. >>16722996 was right, she would cast the curse, then overstimulate you as punishment. Sorry for the confusion.

I bet she would actually look forward to when you mess up, since it allows her to have her way with you. She'd probably even draft up brand new punishments to use on you!

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>>16723093
It's ok, it was my fault for being stupid and just assuming that when I couldn't see the obvious. It's just when anon brought up "expectations" way up in the thread I thought he meant expectations she expects me to meet or she'd leave me. But it doesn't matter now because I was just being down right retarded.

>spoiler

I'd try my best not to cock up but it would be hard not to especially when my punishment is the result of messing up. I'd love to be punished and I'd enjoy every single way she'd like to punish me. Infact I have many fantasies of her punishing me in different ways.

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>>16723084
>Go to desert area through the normal entrance
>Hold the "move right" button until you hit a wall
>Use Kobold power
>Use Kappa power
>???
>Profit

[Anonymous No.]

Muscle maids greeting you with with a smile and bow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723168
Will they princess carry mastah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723175
Not yet.
They're going to give him the standard welcome back hugs first.

A group hug.

With him at the center.

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>>16723183
That's gotta end in a few broken bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723197
Depends.
Do you think that four jinko muscle maids would break your bones in a group hug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723200
Depends. I'm quite fragile so yes. Yes they would.

But that's ok, because then I get the exact same 4 Jinko muscle maids but now they're nursing back to health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723204
That they would.

THe only question is if they would wear full maid uniforms or skimy ones that show off their hard earned figures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723211
Again this depends. Have they found my box of Muscle Girls weekly under my bed? If so, then you can guess what they'll be showing off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723219
They probably have, if only because they were cleaning your room....although one must wonder if that'll cause them to get into a competition to see who can get the most gains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723225
I'd watch four bombshell musclecats in maid outfits go hard and push each other in the gym, sounds fun to watch.
Especially if they gave cleaning analogies as encouragement and had a big 'Do It For Mastah' sign on the gym wall.

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>>16723225
Oh Jesus. That would just make me a trembling slut! I'd secretly watch them try to out match each other at the gym to see who gets the most gains. All their abs and muscles flexing would just get me so slutty.

It gets even worse when they'd flex right up close towards me to try and get my attention. They know it makes me pop a boner!

[Anonymous No.]

>lopped off my dwarf style beard
Do you think Kej hairdressers would offer shaves too or would you need to go to a Salamander barber or something for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723247
Sounds adorable.
They're going to shatter your pelvis once they get huge.

>>16723255
That's how they get you ready for cub making.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723256
A Salamander barber might try convince you to keep a close shave. Although Red Cap barbers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723261
I'd give my maids all the cubs. They'll turn out muscle cubs themselves considering how muscular their mothers are. Not sure how my genetics will take their role but we'll just have to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723261
>spoiler
Sign me up, long as they still are willing to act like the scandalous submissive maid once and a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723256
I prefer a smooth soft shaven face myself. It's much nicer to just feel and I know my waifu would like it aswell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723282
But then you'll come home and get rushed by muscle cubs who want to hug papa.

>>16723283
Of course they would.
Do you know how wrong it is for a maid to make love to her master?

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>>16723294
I dunno, I feel like I'd keep stubble all the time to bother my daughterus by rubbing my cheeks against theirs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723306
That sounds kinda funny. But I'd prefer my daughterus be able to rub their soft paw pads up against daddy's soft face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723304
I could spend hours cuddling Jinko cubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723304
>seven foot musclemonster Jinkos in maid outfits bending over to dust something, showing off their tree-trunk thighs and enormous powerful asses
>"Oh master, is you of spying on poor leetle Ivana again~? I am being such baaad girl for showing you theese things, you will of punish me, da?"
I'm ROCK SOLID

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723268
>red cap barbers
Please no, I don't want to get strapped to the chair, given a demon realm silver version of sweeney todd and raped.
>>16723294
I suppose the facial hair attracts certain types though, maybe ones that want to conquer a rough looking man or a Hinezumi who usually associates facial hair with old material arts masters.

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>>16723326
That is a nice thing to imagine, even if I love the idea of going to school to pick up my daughteru, lifting her up, hugging her and rubbing my stuble against her while she jokes about me embarrassing her in front of her new friends.
>>16723343
>given a demon realm silver version of sweeney todd and raped
That actually sounds pretty interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723341
But then you'd fall asleep with them draped all over you.

>>16723342
Don't forget how they'd have different hair colors.

Could you handle them also using their multiple assets to try and seduce you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723343
>I suppose the facial hair attracts certain types though

Definitely does. I don't really see facial hair as being something I care about. I just love touching my face and it feeling so soft. So I can imagine my daughterus and waifu liking it aswell.

>>16723353
Stubble is nice for teasing, but I find a soft face is perfect for when I'd want to bury my face in my waifu's pads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723385
I can imagine going clean-shaven for a while and my waifu just keeps rubbing my face all the time from the smoothness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723362
>Different hair colors
Wonderful. Each from different exotic locations too. A Russian Jinko, an Asian Jinko, an African Jinko, and a Latin Jinko.
>using their multiple assets to try and seduce you?
300$ and a dimebag of Raging Mushrooms says I'll sure as hell try!
God, the thought of them just acting lewder and more scandalous throughout the day to the point of practically frotting me is heavenly. Especially if they compete with each other over me and ramp up their attempts further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723398
That's exactly what I wan(t)!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723405
So, how long would you last until you snapped and took them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723410
>wan(t)!
Wow. Anyways, I guess I can see the appeal of clean-shaveness now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723326
I really like the idea of this too, but I have too much of a baby face to not have a beard, at least as it is now. I'd probably shave a lot more the I do now though, or just take some magic potion or supplement that makes my facial hair grow more slowly. I mean, I'd already be doing something similar so that no hair grows below my neck, why stop there?

I do think that my waifu and daughteru would like the feel of my stubble on their paws just as much as my smooth face.

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>>16723415
Until one of them accidentally flexes while I'm right next to or underneath her armpit getting an up close view of her super muscular frame. I'd drag her to the bedroom, snatching the hems of the other three along the way and tell or order them to 'take care of master' for the next six or twelve hours.
Hooo god, the things we'd do all together at once...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723425
I'm not sure if my family would actually prefer stuble or clean shave softness against their paws. I hope it's clean shave softness though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723433
Just get ready for all the pregnant jinko bellies you'd have to rub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723425
I'm already used to stubble, but I'm sure my waifu would be perfectly happy with it. I think she'd like the feeling of it running against her thighs.

Though I have to wonder if different monstergirl species have general preferences according to what they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723158
That's the thing, Kobold power does nothing to that wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723440
I'll sneak up on them while they're cleaning and press my groin into their wide rumps while reaching around and deeply rubbing their babybump, with an occasional reach up to fondle and squeeze their growing breasts before leaving with a kiss on the back shoulder and a firm full handed pinch squeeze on the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723456
Would be nice.
Just make sure that they do something during their pregnancy so they don't all end up strongfat.
I mean, I'd be OK with that but I don't know about other folks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723439
I'm pretty sure mine would like both, but that's fine as I'd do it for them regardless. That being said though, I'm also sure that my face would be clean shaven more often than not, just because that way works better with latex just like with the rest of my body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723353
>That actually sounds pretty interesting
Seated sex while you're unable to move is pretty top tier, add in the whole non-lethal weapon play and it gets really interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723470
There's something about having a sharp object held up to your throat while being slowly mounted that's bizarrely appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Here is a funny thing to try: https://everypixel.com/aesthetics

Atlach-Nacha is a fashionable adult with a touch of pop art

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723476
This is why even if you don't like a wocker's tentacles, they still deserve love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723461
Oh that's definitely happening during the later stages. They'll be so embarrassed but I'll be too busy groping every square inch of them to care.
They have a very naughty master indeed, especially when they're pregnant, because that is most definitely my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723481
Good man.
Enjoy the many, many cubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723483
cubs club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723478
>80.9
>best
Step. It. Up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723489
>99.6
https://everypixel.com/aesthetics
Step. It. Up. Nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723478
is this one of things comes up with tags using neural networks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723493
Oh no, don't delete that, Anon. Own up to it.

[Anonymous No.]

What's that one question MGs always pop when they first meet you?

>"You a sub or dom?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723478
Ah fuck you leatherman

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723504
>for or against skub

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723489
Thought I could just directly link it.
Fuck censorship.
http://imgur.com/a/7IfNy
>>16723500
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723504
And my answer will always be "Depends"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723512
>"Are you gay?"
>"Depends"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723507
Cursed Swords BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723476
More Chief-sama! We want more Chief-sama!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723515
Only if its gay to pound into an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723507
I don't like neural networks anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723507
Where's the 100% one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723523
I agree with you anon, this just doesn't seem right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723540
QUICKSILVER BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723540
>child
>teenage girls
>boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723540
>Lifestyle

Well, that's right.

[Anonymous No.]

>messing around trying to get 100%
>see this
2000000000000000% mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723540
It KNOWS what's good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723478
I think people should use imgur or some other image hosting thing for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723478
Jogging on the beach with Ran!

[Anonymous No.]

Yay

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723556
Know that I agree with you, but please delet this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723556
That's fucking bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

That's more like it.

[Anonymous No.]

Less cool it on the images from that thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723564
Fuck yeah Kej!

[Anonymous No.]

https://my.mixtape.moe/fxbptd.PNG
Best girl confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723572
Jesus Christ how horrifying

>the jinko I uploaded was 96.3%
good taste

[Anonymous No.]

https://my.mixtape.moe/qwjfvi.png

This thing really hates art of my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Kneel before the queen peasants.

I say this, but paladin-chan got 100%

I'm mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723478
Good. Very good indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723478
The Leafs are awesome!

See also: the odds of the Leafs winning the cup

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/W6hamnO.png

Much better.

[Anonymous No.]

Somehow, the shitty sketches I made of my waifu got 30.1%. Specifically the booty shorts one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723606
>Still posting this Canadian garbage after being told to fuck off.
Now I see why /pol/ despises you faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723617
False flag harder, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723623
Fuck off, leaf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723617
What the fuck are you on about, that yeti has been posted for months with no issue.

[Anonymous No.]

Top Tier Goddess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723617
It's a sports joke that the Maple Leafs suck, I have no idea what you're on about

Make me ruin the damn joke because I have to explain it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723632
Blame the Canadian fucks that have swarmed this thread thinking they're welcome recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723646
>recently
They've always been here. If anything's changed it's /pol/ retards thinking that someone liking a canadian monster girl is an excuse to shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get pillarman tier fit and offer myself to the reject monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723646
Please do not do this, it's just a yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

Morons shouldn't have to REPORT to their waifus so often, else they might force them to HIDE from them, and that will leave them IGNORED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723651
>They've always been here.
True, but they did the only thing a Canadian is good at and stayed fucking quiet. But now with retards constantly posting leaf monster girls these shitposters have started to feel welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722322
How would one date a giantess like that? She's got to be anywhere from 25' - 30' tall. You wouldn't be able to effectively kiss or have sex with her, unless she used you as a giant dildo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723478
It's obvious I was going to get more than 90%

http://i.imgur.com/nyrtpf3.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723658
Wisdom

[Anonymous No.]

Well fuck me silly. Gazer fag has the right of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723658
Marry me Cupid-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

Muffled wendigo noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723677
Get bent, stupid moron. Idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

100% for Gazer. I... honestly can't believe it was this image.

http://i.imgur.com/Sk2c18v.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723689
>http://i.imgur.com/Sk2c18v.png
>that hat
lel
>>16723688
Cupids with abs when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723688
Okay. I'll go ask someone else out, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723702
Why do abs make any girl so much better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723688
I wish Cupid didn't bully anons like a meanie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723712
maybey she can bully their penises

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723705
>>16723712
Wait... don't go yet... i-idiot...
>>16723702
That would be quite a sight. Maybe the Eros Paladin's wife cupid would be ripped as fuark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723707
They just do, my man.
>>16723718
I hope so. Pulling bows and aiming is for the stronk.

[Anonymous No.]

Website has stopped loading my spider pics and I haven't even been able to try the other half of this spider's scenes. What a shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723707
Even just the lightest of contours makes them look significantly better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723707
because when your pecs are tight feelings cant get inside you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723707
Because abs feel amazing to rub your dick on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723765
>I hope berserker-kun notices me this time

[Anonymous No.]

Can you imagine how much it would suck to be the human daughteru of a farmer and have to go to school with all her holst half-sisters and cousins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723765
is that the dreamworks smirk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723797
>dreamworks smirk?
the what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723765
I wanna cum buckets all over a musclemonster's abs until she can't take it anymore and we fuck raw like animals

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723795
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723795
>"Garsh Betsy, you sure are gettin' big lately!"
>"Shucks, thanks Frannie, but I think yer J-cups beat mah H's any day!"
>A-cup human girl sandwiched between the two of them on the bus, fuming face squashed between their busts

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>>16723795

>Werewolf bully and friends
>Mocks farm girl for being just human
>Laughs at her aspirations to be a knight of the realm and protect innocents monster and human alike
>"You better leave me alone, or I'll go tell onee-san!"
>Werewolf laughs and pushes her over, scraping her knees
>Farm girl runs off the playground crying
>The whole squad is having a giggle
>Suddenly farmfirl comes back with 6'10" Minos in tow
>Bully gets chucked up a tree

In the country side, moocows and human girls, especially farmers, live in mutual understanding of the haughtiness exemplified by 'fierce' Mamono. Bully at your own risk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723783
>Replying to bait/avatarfagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723826
Yep.
She'd have to deal with huge breasted half-sisters and tall, tanned, musclebound minotaur cousins who all start going after childhood friend anon.

>>16723833
I can see that happening.

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>>16723665
/k/ of all boards answered that latter question
>due to her size massive heart
>massive heart equals massive pulse
>she could hold you against her breast and let >her pulse slowly (but increasing intensity with her rising heart rate)get you off
"heartjob" or "pulsejob"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723826
>>16723833
I like it. All her big moo-sno sisters that she's a little jealous of but who are fiercely protective of her. Maybe she'd have some Weresheep aunties and a wheat Ala/lilirune cousin as well.

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>>16723850
>Human sister plays matchmaker for all her monstersisters since boys are intimidated by their gigantic breasts/tall statures/muscley bodies
Hope she gets a reward at the end of it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723707
Gonna lick the abs!

[Anonymous No.]

Yes sir, yes sir, in my womb

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723903
Ho baby, gonna give her three bags full
You drawin that or is this from somewhere?

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>>16723903
That's not a black sheep, THIS is a black sheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723916
Eh, that black sheep needs a bigger ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723916
does she sell wool blankets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723914
>You drawin that or is this from somewhere?
Dunno, found it while working today in discord and didn't get an answer on the source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723922
Cryin' shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723934
I want to curl up on cows stomach, lay my head on those cow cuddle lumps and take a nap. Goat is GOAT as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723903
You're shading looks pretty bad Hound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723934
Gonna bum the bunn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723942
Strong cows with massive tiddy are best cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723934
>Toned
>Brown skin
>Blonde hair
>Wild appearance
>Ponytail
>Tomboy
>Back curved ram horns
>BIG HORNS

We're just going down the fucking checklist today aren't we Mr. boner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723967
add in golden brown and you've got perfection
>>16723973
horned MGs use their horns to attract human males, so its only natural shes caught your fancy

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tickle a baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723967
>>16723967
Gonna grope her biceps

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723979
Yeah and I secretly want to hate fuck the ever living shit out of a Khornette but the walls are watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723967
I wanna get drunk off of Vanessa's milkcannons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723984
>>16723987
Smart people here.
>>16723976
A Brown is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16722792
>Is it so hard to not get triggered by the mere mention of a fucking country?
Yeah, it is. If you "merely mention" it incessantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723943
k

>>16723967
>>16723976
Big or bigger, cows are always nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724012
>cows are always nice.
cows are the perfect species, and big girls are best, so big cows are apex girls

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>>16724012
Oy Hound, you happen to have a finished version of that Vanessa Beach pic? I don't think I ever saw the final product.
>>16724018
We've had our smartest Mamono working on this problem but they still can't find an effective counterargument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724027
Yeah, but it's shitty, I plan on redoing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724046
Harumph. I'll be the judge of that. Eh whatever, do your thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16723979
I want to say that she'll never find a strong otouto because all the other guys either fall at level one or grow big enough to get a big waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724027
>We've had our smartest Mamono
not coincidently a cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724012
What about biggest?

>>16724055
I want to tell strongfat hakutaku sensei that she's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724055
Faith and Begorrah it all makes sense now!
It's the Illmooninaty! Cow type Monstergirls are pulling all the strings! Mad Cow Disease was an inside job!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724055
I wanna do cute things with a Hakutaku. Like still have sex every night, but no wild and crazy stuff or her being all lewd-housewife or anything, just studying quietly with each other taking turns resting our heads in each others laps. Maybe an occasional platonic boob massage or something, but otherwise just friends that ended up together vanilla love.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that there are many types of holsts.

Like the soft kind.

The muscled kind.

The slighlty tsun ones that fail at it very badly so it seems more like they're pushy then anything kind.


And more.

Touch a cow today.

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>>16724063
Depends on the person and the cow.

I like bigger than head but not bigger than torso.
I have my limits buy can appreciate all.

[Anonymous No.]

I've got a question for all you switch anons out there. What happens when both you and your waifu want to be the sub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724066
Holstaur milk can't melt cookie beams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724087
Of course. Do it now.
>>16724089
I'd get thrown out, but I've yet to truly find a limit for my cows. Send me the biggest, I've no fear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724089
BEEG cows are breast

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724087
I would touch a cow several times a day every single day if I could.
>>16724098
Slow lazy cuddle sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724098
Two tied up people inch-worming towards eachother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724089
Big is best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724098
We would just have some vanilla fun if that happens. No sense in pushing one of us into a role we don't want at the moment, as it would remove a lot of the fun and lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724098
Either >>16724110 slow and really dainty stuff or really, really weird stuff. Both wanting to Dom is fun and normal, but when both want to Sub it leads to really bizarre situations. We make it work, but it's not worth talking about here, that's all I'll say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724121
I just want a simple life, and lots of vitamin d and calcium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724121
Right > Middle > Left > Brown > Shorty
Poor shorty.

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>>16724087
I want a strongfat cow in my life. I can feel the abs but there's a nice layer of soft over it. At least during the winter months. she'll have a nice outline of definition in the summer.
>>16724098
I would probably just sack up and pull her hair, twist them tiddies, bite her neck and brutally face fuck her until she taps out and needs air. That and anal. Next time, though, she is going to have to double down on face sitting and edging me while blindfolded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724121
And yet the best one in that image is ironically the shortest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724134
>Poor shorty
>like 6'7 or something
still good, but big brown is just greatness

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724110
THe best way to ease your stress right there.

>>16724135
Strongfat is best of both worlds.

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>>16724098
We'd use the secret room hidden behind our 'comfy room'. In that room, we'd both get tied up in whatever ways we'd like and then forced to have sex with each other and/or the machines hidden in the walls.

In all honesty, mutual subbing with my waifu is a semi large fetish of mine, but unfortuantely the logistics are really hard to figure out as our daughteru would be way too overwhelmed to even dom one of us without help and bringing in another sentient party is not my thing at all. Having machines force us into bondage and compromising scenarios together sounds fantastic though, in a controlled environment of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724149
I'll never have a big strongfat girl in my life.
It really hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724098
>>16724156
I can't believe I'm saying it but I agree with Mr. doggy degenerate over here. Specialized machines built by Gremlins or even a selectively bred tentacle forest sound like the only acceptable options.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724161
That it does.
I'd love for a rough and tumble strongfat minotaur tomboy, a kuudere studybug strongfat hakutaku, and a deredere strongfat holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724121
Rrrrruto chaaaan
Fuckin date me already

[Anonymous No.]

>No farm of cowgirls
>no pile of cowgirls to sleep in at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724134
now pick from these cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724098
We tease each other until one of us is so pent up and bothered that it ends in rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724183
a strongfat Russian Jinko powerlifter
a strongfat tanned farmgirl mino
a strongfat P'orc
a strongfat yan elf who worked out and got big for me because she looked through my search histories and found out what I like

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724197
Yak-Horns > ShortStack > Far Right > Middle > Longhorn

Bring me another!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724221
That sounds fantastic.
Cuddling in bed must be nice.
Is the elf gunning to be the biggest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724222
could you handle the following
>Ankole Watusi girl
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ankole-Watusi

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724197
1. Far left genki short stack
2. slutty looking town bike second from right
3. big girl 4 me
4. shy girl
5. class president

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724238
She's very carefully trying not to get too big, as she's worried she might cross the line into beefslab lifters who lifted their boobs away and are covered in veins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724240
>Its large distinctive horns that can reach up to 8 ft (2.4 m) from tip to tip are used for defense and cooling by honeycombs of blood vessels.[2] Ankole-Watusis weigh from 900 to 1,600 pounds
HAHAHAHA
At long last, I've met my match!
I will get someone to draw a Ankole-Watusi Holstaur, massive titties and somehow even more massive horns and all, and then we shall see if I am truly the Horn-Lord that I claim to be. I Accept this challenge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724248
Sounds like a dangerous dance.
Who is biggest?

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>>16724253
I can see it.
>African sub-saharan clothing
>Delicious brown
>Excessively big horns, clearly doesn't go inside often as they'd never fit in doorways
>Big, heavy breasts on an athletic yet healthy frame
>Chill and laidback but can get real genki when excited

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>>16724255
Jinko is biggest, she trains professionally.
Mino is probably second biggest, Jinko and Mino are both big species
P'Orc is wider than the others and shorter, a bit more soft
Elf is tall, but like a heavyweight boxer with really long arms. In thickness, I'd say smaller than the P'Orc, but taller.

[Anonymous No.]

I like cows and all, but can't you guys make an album instead of spamming the same EMG/Misc. cowgirl images over and over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724253
you're other match may well be a belgian blue girl

[Anonymous No.]

Zap weasels!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724316
Gonna headpat her with a glove on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724288
The best.
Give them plenty of kids.
Need more yan elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724316
Gonna make her wear a locking rubber catsuit so she can't zap anybody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724309
>Barely any horns at all
Depart with these scraps
Besides I prefer soft pudgy cows over musclecows

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724323
I need to choose one though. I can't harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724331
But they can harem you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724329
then perhaps a beefalo girl or texas longhorn girl is for thee, and for cuddly and soft a motherly Swiss Brown girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724337
Wait, how? How can I live with 4 big girls who want to snoo snoo me? I can't possibly give each one the love they deserve. I'm only 1 man!

[Anonymous No.]

>all these cows
I prefer mine to be very possessive

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724362
easy, three will hold you down while one executes her finishing manuever on your pelvis, then rotate

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724345
Now we're talkin as far as chub-pudge cows. A huge soft Swiss Brown cutiepie Holst would definitely make up for the lack of hornage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724362
Oh anon, don't worry about that. They will most likely squeeze everything you have and more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724372
This doesn't sound like what I want! I just want one! Besides, why would the yan elf tolerate any competitors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724363
Nav could've made those tiddies bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724197
Far right
She looks kinda kuudere.
I want her to watch with a neutral expression as her tits quake while I thrust in between them!
I want her to quietly mutter "Men are beasts..." as I pump my gooey semen in between her cleavage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724374
another horned option would be a kankrej girl, and soft a highland girl (who is also horned)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724363
Possessive lizard cows are the best. I want to squeeze the milk she's been hoarding on those tits right into my mouth.

>>16724390
I think they are beautiful and the perfect size. Good enough to be called a cow and small enough to not be called an abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, hear me out... Hathorite monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724399
A Tomboy Highland Holst would be fantastic. Soft and cuddly body but a cool friendly attitude and that signature haircut with the funny bangs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724413
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724413
But Hathor is shit and so are flat chests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724426
She'd have a scottish accent too and would keep you warm all winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724197

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724413
>Hathorite Zombie
Something tells me she'll do fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724376
the existence of manticore barbs makes this a real and terrifying prospect

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724413
> Hathorite giant ant
Specialisation in the hive gives durable worker ants, buff soldier ants, and... nursery ants, the dedicated childcare caste who work in the creche. Maternal and caring, these ants are easily distinguishable from their peers by their immense jugs, with which they suckle the voracious baby ant broods all day long. As a secondary distinguishing characteristic they seem for some reason to have evolved little horns on thir heads, around which they like to hang bells and ribbons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724478
>Titanic jugged broodmother antgirls
Yes fuckin please

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724400
>small enough to not be called an abomination
Tfw no tiddymonster waifu who keeps getting bullied by Sabbath meanies because of her hueg chest until she despises her figure and you have to help her regain her confidence with daily creampie paizuri to prove to her that giant cans are sexy and beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724053
Why the hell would a baph want an otouto?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724530
She's a shotacon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724560
But that's forbidden love.

[Anonymous No.]

bas-bap.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't be alarmed when the Satyros try and convince you they're Irish tomorrow. They just wanna get you drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724603
>implying I don't want to get drunk with them
I'll woo them with my rare and hard to find bourbons

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724603
Sorry. Either I find me a Banshee, or I'm staying celibate tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it okay for little MGs to drink alcohol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724632
As long as they use one of those extra curly straws I don't see why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724603
Dullahans are Irish! And have great asses!
Kiss her ass, she's Irish! And likes facesitting! And is Irish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724641
redheaded frecklehan when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724632
Bacchanite alcohol would be pretty safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724632
I don't see why not as they mentally mature much faster than human girls, at least in my headcanon. Personally though, I only drink alcohol like once every two or three years, but if I did when my waifu and daughteru were around I'd definitely want to drink with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724641
How does an ass like that get so phat

[Anonymous No.]

Fat
Penguin
Asssssssss

Chapter two when guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724678
Yes please
Want a Penguin Harpy, a Yeti, a Whitehorn and a Yuki-Onna to hang out with and have comfy sexual relations with in a winter cabin

[Anonymous No.]

Milk?

[Anonymous No.]

Kiss the Squirrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724690
Always. Can't get enough of the stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to dom a turtle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724641
You'll never fuck her doggy style while balancing her head on her huge ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724678
I want her friends to join in

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724704
>You will never come across an Umi Osho, Hakutaku and a Crow Tengu, talking about books and other nerd stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724690
What about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724712
>they will never invite you to play tabletop rpgs with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724699
>>16724720
Cocoa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724710
Huddle together for warmth! Butts! Warm butts! Warm plump butts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724726
>Umi Osho roleplays as a Kappa Rogue.
>Hakutaku roleplays as a Minotaur Barbarian.
>Crow Tengu roleplays as a Ghandharva Bard.

Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724748
>"I'm Gro-Boveene, the Minotaur Barbarian! I have really high strength, and really high charisma, so all the boys are always attracted to me, and I didn't waste twenty-six years of my life putting points into... sniff... into intelligence because its a stupid stat that no guy c-cares about and... and... wwwaaaaaah!"
>There's a lot of crying in the first few minutes of Tapletop night, but the gang always manages to pull through together

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724759
>charisma
>Barbarian
do you even min-max TENGU

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724773
Hakutaku. And she's clearly going for the leadership skills to command a mighty horde of handsome hunky men, who'll totally worship her every word as law and love her...and, and never leave her for some slut like that jinko bitch Suzy just 'cus she knows kung fu. Not like real boys do. Sniffle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724748
>I-I play my lute to seduce Anon!
>I cast silence.
>Ah! No fair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724759
>>16724781
Holy shit I need to hug this Hakutaku right fucking now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724748
>>16724759
>>16724781
>>16724783
Cute! Is Anon the DM then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724789
Continue the roleplay to the bedroom, pretend she's a big, strong Minotaur and you're a Human she's captured to be her slave!

Be sure to mention how big her muscles are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724783
The trick is to make low CHA characters of unsavory moral fiber such that they'd feel uncomfortable trying to seduce you. Like a sociopathic bandit or bent sickly necromancer. Alternatively you could play as a little girl.

Of course there's always the chance the DM retcons you into a bishie or scarred hunk.

[Anonymous No.]

Won't somebody help this poor girl down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724806
>Step forward to help.
>Walk face first into an unseen web.
>Her expression changes to a smug grin in a flash.

Game Over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724798
>Still at the table, 'Gro-Boveene' captures Anon's character
>Nerdy Hakutaku flexing her pleasant but elegant and dainty arms in roleplay
>"G-Gaze before my m-might, slave-anon! I'm the b-beefiest warrior in the land! I could easily overp-p-power you! Now take off your... your shirt!"
>Stifle a giggle as you take your shirt off, revealing a well kept body that while not fantastic is clearly more than any of the girls here have ever seen before on a live man
>Osho fumbles with her quickly fogging up glasses, Tengu fidgets like crazy in her seat making a weird 'eep!' noise under her breath, and Hakutaku stares wide eyed and slack jawed, two nubs making themselves apparent under her shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724759
Gonna love that nerdcow! Gonna fluster her by offering to go out to coffee with her and listen to her setting ideas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724795
>Party's missing a dedicated healer

He's probably a priest, druid, or an oracle or some shit like that.

Which will be problematic when the other players figure out that getting hurt means earning personal attention from the Healslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724818
Oh c'mon anon, you have to resist her character's attempts at least a little bit. Reward her for good roleplaying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724826
We need another nerdy Monster Girl!

Unicorn?

Sea Bishop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724826
>You'll only get heals if you suck my dick
>Buffs too if you bend over and beg for it
Man, why people choose to be healsluts when you can abuse ypur powers like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724832
Playing hard to get will only get Anon's character kabedon'd by the great Gro-Boveene!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724834
that mushroom from wonderland
she's a nerd
nobody likes her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724690
>>16724727
Goddammit I just want to fucking do everything to a Holstaur, I want to grab and grope her huge milky tits, I want to squish and roll them around, I want to pinch her nipples and squeeze the milk out, I want to wrap my mouth around one nipple and just suck and drink until it over flows out the sides of my mouth, I want to sloppily kiss her with milk still in my mouth and make out like that, I want to grab her huge birthing hips with both hands and just fucking go to town on her like that, her arms and legs wrapped around me forcing me to stay inside, milk and other assorted juices flying everywhere, us only stopping our kissing to catch our breath, I want to cum so deep and so much inside her it flows out of her like a river, I want us to keep going like this until we pass out in each others arms and cuddle fuck in our sleep before waking up and fucking some more the next day.
Goddammit squirrels I need a Holstaur, get on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724840
What do you think she plays as?

Maybe a big, beautiful Alraune?

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>>16724840
Hatter sama is a dignified lady not a 'nerd'!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724834

It's been a zipangu themed party so far so...

Ren Xiangmao monk/priestess

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>>16724846
I meant mist continent dammit

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>>16724836
I'm sure the other party members will want a slice of the anon pie.

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>>16724835
>why people choose to be healsluts when you can abuse ypur powers like that?
Because of a deep-seated personal longing for someone, at some point, to actually need you for something.

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>>16724832
>>16724836
>Put on your best acting skills and shounen poses as you respond back to her, the table still in stunned silence
>"You may think you can break my spirit, Gro-Boveene, but I am not so easily taken! Even with your huge, muscular body and chiseled abs and arms, I will not let you break my pride!"
>Point while thrusting your chest out, noticing the Tengu visibly vibrating in her seat at this point as the Osho starts breathing ragged
>"So go ahead, you muscley brute! Do your worst! And if you think your seductive and alluring travelling companions can help you, don't even bother! I'll take you all on at once!"
>A bit hammy, but the scrambling and incomprehensible stuttering of the Hakutaku seems to relay you've done your job as she buries her head in her character sheet, face redder than a drunken Oni

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>>16724844
>>16724845

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>>16724854
Out-fucking-standing. I never got into DnD but this makes it sound like a lot of fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724850
Same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724854
L-Lewd.

All of their characters had their way with Anon's!

[Anonymous No.]

Does your waifu enjoy any sports?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724806
Gonna molest the stuck spider butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724869
>Maple Leafs
do you even love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724869
Sometimes the wife brings around her friends to watch the big Rapeball game.

I make sure they get plenty of beer and snacks.

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>>16724854
>>16724865
What if anon has to leave the session in the middle of it? How will they cope with his absence?

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>>16724869
Depends, is Tankery a sport in MGC?

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>>16724869
Gladiatorial games always got her blood pumping.

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>>16724869
I heard the Royal Anubis enjoys the sport of getting two Laborers to oil up and wrestle in loincloths while she watches.

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>>16724865
>A pregnant silence, and then a flurry of frantic movement as each girl starts rolling dice and calling out their intentions
>"Roll for initiative!"
>"I use a sneak attack!"
>"Move to grapple, I move to grapple!"
>"Seduction! I cast seduction!"
>"Free action, I thrust my chest out and lick my lips!"
>"Me too!"
>"Me as well!"
>You can't really keep up, but decide to let it slide as they start describing how they lewdly overpower and proceed to ravish your character in excruciating, zealous detail
>You're pretty sure the Osho doesn't realize she's started to drool on her character sheet
>The Tengu has that crazy look in her eyes that you thought she only got when her new favorite manga came out after a year long hiatus
>And Hakutaku is getting so into her roleplay she's pretty much closed her eyes and is flat out acting out hands roaming over her torso and breasts
>Take a sip from your beer as you shake your head and smile to yourself, wondering why you didn't start coming over for these nights sooner

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>>16724869
Shooting competitions!

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>>16724869
Not particularly, unless you count her watching me and sometimes our daughteru play video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724893
What kind of shooting competition?

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>>16724897
3 Gun!

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>>16724893
I just noticed, her ponytails are actually foxtails, nice touch by the artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724901
That seems a bit stifling in a world with magic archers who can shoot an arrow, split it into three, and direct each third of the arrow into the bullseye of three different flying targets.

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>>16724869
She enjoys hunting.
Specifically, dragging me out into the woods, closing her eyes and counting to 100, and then giving chase.
If I get home before she catches me, babymaking sex.
If she catches me before I escape, babymaking sex.

Guess her species. $100 says you'll be wrong.

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>>16724916
Never underestimate the unbridled obsession of /k/ to put guns into everything though.
Like how >>16724893 this image has ten times more detail focused on the weapon than on the girl herself.

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>>16724927
Wood Elf!

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>>16724929
I wonder how shooting competitions would match up in MGC
>/k/fags
>/k/fags with magic
>/k/fags with magic guns
>Elves with bows and arrows
>Elves with magic bows and arrows
>Elves with bows and magic arrows
>Elves with bows and arrows and magic
>Mages with bullet spells
One has to wonder how you would judge such a competition. There is range and accuracy of course, but would they also compete with velocity? Cast time for the magic wielders? Mana efficiency?

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>>16724952
>Dorome oozes up and just throws rocks at the targets
>Doesn't really hit anything but looks like she's having a blast
>Everyone claps once she's done and sidles off the competition area back to hug her husband
If it's judged by having fun, she's the champion.

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>>16724940
Wrong.

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>>16724927
Coyote-girl Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Posting more moo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724975
Monster Girl Petting Zoos must get quite aggressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16724979
It's just a matchmaking service for MGs to take their kids to really. Childhood friends turned wives everywhere.

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>>16724956
>Implying she couldn't shoot mud pellets out by using magic and turning her goo arm into a cannon
Also, the participation event would be in the mornings, after that is the serious girls who spend years studying and memorizing complex magic circles to be able to cast a magic system like a knee-jerk reaction. The circles would line up beyond the gun's barrel and be responsible for amplification of speed and force as well as stability, resulting in a rifle closer akin to a railgun

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>>16724970
I'll give you a hint.
Сука Блять

[Anonymous No.]

I need to go mountain cimbing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725007
A Jinko! Very nice taste, my friend

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>>16725038
Still wrong, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Waifus with piercings, where would yours have them?

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>>16725077
wait wait wait...you don't mean a Kikimora do you?

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>>16725098
Yes.

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>>16725108
Huh, I wouldn't have guessed. It's nice to have a waifu with interests that catch you off guard. Happy Hunting, Anon!

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>>16725097
None.

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>>16725097
I'm not really a fan of piercings anywhere but the ears, so probably nowhere as ear piercings don't work well with floppy canine ears. I had kind of liked the idea of nipple piercings awhile back, but they're really too permanent and clamps do a better job for cute nipple jewelry.

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>>16725024
Aren't nearly all mountain/volcano species very rapey?
You won't be able to climb much if you get chased by horny Hellhounds

Dorome version of Ignis when?

>>16725097
I don't know if piercings suit monster girls
Perhaps it'd look good on a warchief P'Orc

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>>16725171
>Dorome version of Ignis when?
Are you dense? Do you have brain damage?

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>>16725097
Ears permanently.
On extra lewd nights where she doms (or I suppose on sub nights too) nipple rings and a clit-hood with chains attached to said nipple piercings. I take a liberty that Mamono or really just magic in general means they can heal up and don't need to be in all the time, just during those specific nights.

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>>16725191
Lava Golem isn't an elemental that sucked in so much mamono mana that she became a lewd, simple minded half elemental

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>>16725205
Well in that case, I guess you could just pour some gasoline in your Dorome waifu and light it. I'm sure she'd just giggle at the sensation, I doubt anything can actually kill a Dorome.

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>>16725214
Why would you want to light such a cutie on fire? If you're that much of a slut for lava just walk up to a Lava Golem and ask her nicely to let you drink from her lava tanks
I'm sure Lava Golems love to take care of a man, most magic material species love to

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>>16724098
Gentle equal sex in lotus.

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>>16725097
One piercing on each ear is acceptable but nowhere else though.

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>>16725097
Mine doesn't haven then but a belly piercing with some traditional symbol of hers would be ok.

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>>16723839
That's interesting, but I still wonder how you'd be able to pleasure her. And going back to what I said, the only way I can possibly imagine that would be being used as a human dildo.

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>>16725097
Ears and belly only. I find piercings hot, and it works for someone like Apophis, but for an elf-wight, the only acceptably elegant and regal places are the ears and the belly.

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>No literary girl black harpy to quote old poems at

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>>16725256
I want a crow harpy to talk shit to me because I'm watching a TV series based on books she already read

She'd even blackmail me using spoilers into giving her sexual favors

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have the rainbow kiki gif?

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>>16725256
>You'll never live together with a black harpy in an old medieval-styled tower that used to be an aviary for messenger harpies which has since been re-purposed into a home, though it looks more like a library, where even the bottom residential area is littered with books, and the upper layers are surrounded with bookcases for five flights, the top floor a loungeroom to hang out in, with a large window for your black harpy waifu to take flight from when the fancy takes her
>You'll never spend your days employed by the undead kingdom you live in to archive and keep all the important documents along with a side business in translating and transcribing ancient tomes, while your waifu either spends all her time loving you, reading, or acting as a messenger for the local wight.
It would be a comfy life.

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>>16725256
>"Nevermore" Qouth Raven-san.

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>>16725281
Man that is a comfy life. How'd you deal with the local liches when they come looking for an obscure text?

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>>16725298
>How'd you deal with the local liches when they come looking for an obscure text?
I'd brew her some tea and ask for her patience while I look for it. It would be dangerous though, depending on the text so if it's not in our oldest section of the tower, we' have to strap on our old war gear and escort the lich to the basement where there are portals to pocket dimensions holding books far too dangerous to leave on the shelf. Hell, some books are so powerful and full with knowledge so eldritch that they spawn the monsters of yore through rifts in space and time. Just reaching them is like dungeon diving. It would keep you fit though.

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>>16725202
This, this so much. I don't even know why I find it hot, I just do. Mix that with lipstick that sticks on your skin, mascara and affectionate cuddling and you basically have all my fantasies in one package.

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>>16725256
>"Oh sweet Lenore."
>Quote the Raven
>"She's a whore."

Say that to my face, say it again.

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>>16725298
> be bibliophile anon
> work in public library
> smart mgs like hakutakus, liches, crow tengus always coming to the front desk to ask you for tomes
> you love to help them because books are meant to be read and it's your pleasure to spread knowledge
> they keep dropping the old "I'm afraid I have no money to borrow the book, but perhaps you'll accept some... other payment ;^)"
> ma'am its a library not a book store, withdrawls are free of charge
> for some reason they always seem to get pouty at this
> monstergirls are strange

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>>16725345
Id love to meet all the smart Liches and Gremlins who come into the library.

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>>16725345
>a pouting Lich
Wouldn't she just look like she's puckering her lips?

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>>16725357
>smart Gremlins
Gemlins aren't smart though. They're WAAGH tier and cobble machinery together through instinct.

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>>16725362
>Short Lich with her face just over the desk while giving you a gloomy look

That's gotta be creepy.

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>>16725367
They're smart girls if they know how to do all that. Cobbling machinery together can't be easy and isn't for dunces.

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>>16725372
Instinct doesn't require brains anon.

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>>16725368
It would be cute too. But don't worry, it's not ike she's going to do anything, right?

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>>16725381
Oh sure. Just ignore her dipping her fingers into your coffee. It's probably fine.

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>>16725368
>Jiiiii~
>Books on Necromancy and Dark Magic are other there.
>Jiiii~...

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>>16725375
Maybe you're right, but still it would be nice to see thoes girls at a Library. Y'know it's just more visitors and more company.

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>>16725383
She's not very good if I notice her doing that.
Then again, if I did see it I would take it stare here in the eyes and drink it.

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>>16724991
At that point you might as well go full insanity and have ridiculous things like making an iron pellet bounce through an entire maze to hit a bullseye or shooting arrows out of the sky with other arrows for points.

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>>16725396
>"Fu fu fu fu~ My estimation of your personality type was accurate."
>Start feeling woozy
>The edge of your vision shrinks, and you feel like a man who'd spent hours sitting down who suddenly jumped up
>The ground slips out from under you, but a small hand arrests your fall
>"Test subject Get. I must see just how accurately I can know you."
>Slip into the abyss as you feel her impossibly strong arms lift you.

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>>16725422
>making an iron pellet bounce
I don't know about bounce, but a mage who can control her projectile with such certainty that she can shoot through a maze without hitting any walls and still nail the target would be an impressive display.

They'd be timed on just how fast of a projectile they can control without error

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck. Another birthday spent alone. I just wish I would wake up being proactively cuddled by a lich. Life is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>OK then, I guess it's semen calculus time!

>An average ejaculation is about 10c.c.'s or the equivalent of a spoonful.

>Say a man ejaculates once a day between the ages of 14 and 65. So he's ejaculating regularly, each day for 51 years.

>51 years is approximatly 13503 days (counting/factoring in those leap years), so that's 13503 x 10c.c.'s of semen! That's enough to drown someone in it!

>In my case, I ejaculate a bit more than this (about 1/2 to 3/4 a shot glass... and yes, I DID measure this!), but less often than once a day. When I was 14 up to about 20 or so, I would masturbate about twice to three times daily (for real), and these days, I masturbate anywhere between 3 to 5 times a week, not counting the sex I have with my wife.

>I am certain that by now, myself, I must have ejaculated the equivalent of a garbage can's volume worth of semen.

>Now that's enough to drown a racoon in! (Don't ask; I've had Racoon troubles at home)

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>>16725591
>the equivalent of a garbage can's volume worth of semen.
Tfw no literal sperm dumpster gf

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>>16725591
What the fuck anon?

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>>16725591
I've been trying to find an appropriate reaction, or just a question to ask you for the last 10 minutes.
I just want to know.
But why though?
I was hoping for somebody to wish me happy birthday or something, not whatver the fuck just happened here

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>>16725635
He's currently being scheduled for a good Mindflaying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725591
素晴らしい

>>16725635
Happy birthday nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725656
thanks friend

[Anonymous No.]

>The days keep passing as I do nothing bu observe the hours slipping past.
It's a strangely comfy feeling. I imagine it's what it's like to be immortal, only without the anxiety of a ticking biological clock.

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>>16725756
Imagine you and your waifu doing more and more crazy shit because you've both lived so long that things just got boring.

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>>16725756
>>16725767
Think of how much sausage gravy one could make with an immortal life.

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>>16725097
just ear piercings are fine

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>>16725767
I dunno anon. I kind of feel like I could happily pass a century or so with the waifu in the blink of an eye just by changing the scenery and building a mansion isolated somewhere up in the mountains.

>>16725768
Think of all the soup you could cook up and put in the freezer.
>A years worth of frozen soup in the kitchen
>A years worth of not having to cook

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>>16725768
I was thinking more along the lines of the two of you being a thousand years old so you just steal a car to see what a police chase is like because in another thousand years no one will remember that you're a felon.

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>>16725792
Unless you are surrounded by equally long-lived people.
In the Undead Kingdoms, no crime goes forgotten.

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>>16725797
>Unless you are surrounded by equally long-lived people.
This. It's the single biggest misconception when it comes to immortality. Every one automatically assumes you have to live it alone

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>>16725790
The culinary possibilities!

>>16725792
Stealing a car a low key, a train hijacking is where it's at.

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>>16725808
Imagine how easy it would be to do something like build a cathedral. Literally lay one brick per day and it would be finished in no time.

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>>16725756
>ticking biological clock
Tits or GTFO

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>>16725815
I'm not a woman though. I mean it's used to refer to the time until menopause, but not exclusively right?

I just meant it in the sense of aging.

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>>16725812
One brick isn't that great, you have to start with crafting a single brick every day from scratch and building your cathedral brick stockpile before you can build a cathedral.

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>>16725488
Well happy birthday anon. And you never know, that Lich you dream of may come to you in the night. Hope you have a lot of blankets to keep that little undead girl warm.

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>>16725818
I don't think I've ever heard the metaphor used to refer to anything OTHER than female declining fertility, but I suppose it could mean aging in general if you were using it literally.
...actually no, if you were using it literally it would be an awful horror-movie timepiece wrought of flesh with femurs for clock hands and powered by a still-beating heart.

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>>16725823
No no no, first you have to start your own quarry to harvest the stone you require.

>>16725831
Well all a clock does is denote the passing of time. And a biological clock in that manner denotes the aging of your body.

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>>16725591
Bunch of nerds! Nerd MG are for bullying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725836
But the smithy to craft the tools to excavate the stone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725858
True, true. See, how can an immortal person ever truly get bored?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725868
Well, if the body is indestructible things might go south if there isn't interstellar travel by the time the sun starts doing math puzzles.

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>>16725877
Even if there's no interstellar travel or inter-dimensional magic at hand, there's no shame in submitting to the greater forces of the universe. Just give your waifu one last brain-melting orgasm before the supernova claims all you know and love. You'll only end up going to the afterlife, at which point you'll just continue living as before.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a cheeky Basilisk who blasts random anons with her gaze only to leave them at the mercy of other MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725885
This is all monstergirls with crowd control.
Remember that scene from The Lost World where the T-Rex breaks the guy's leg so its baby can eat him?
That, but with mousegirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725591
I did the math to see how many times I came inside my waifu until she was pregnant, but I never thought about calculating the amount. I might do it later.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I've last done this in October, so:

>current state of Japanese writefaging on KC's site

6043 stories in total now

there has been some very minor shifts in the top 10, that now reads as
167 - Succubus
125 - Dragon
097 - Vampire & Lilim
096 - Inari
094 - Baphomet
078 - Gazer
073 - Shirohebi
072 - Alp
070 - Lizardman

Inari managed to move away from her shared position with Baphomet, who remains unchanged. Gazer climbed up 2 ranks thanks to her dedicated fanbase over the recent months, both in art and writing

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>>16725895
>Big sexy vampire appears before you and the moment you make eye contact you feel your willpower begin to bleed and your cock harden
>This is despite the vague feeling you've actually seen the woman around before and you're about 100% sure she's married
>Just as you're about to submit, a smaller vampire bursts onto the scene
>"Haha! You thought you'd get to fuck a married woman, but it was me! Daughteru! Thanks mum!"
>Get tugged away helplessly while your mind has regressed to a state of thralldom

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725903
Is there any crossover between nip writefagging and ours? For instance I don't know of even one nip story. Is it the same for them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725903
97 oc lilims!
But jokes aside, it's weird to see that many people care enough for gazer to write a story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725907
Lolipire getting hugged.
And pumped full till she looks like she'll pop

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>>16725903
>096 - Inari
I'll never get the fascination the Japanese fanbase have with them, most of KC's fox girls are pretty boring and they chose to like the plainest of them all.

I mean sure fox girls are popular here but no one ever posts MGE ones, it's always random pixiv OCs or Ran.

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>>16725922
>loli
What makes you say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725903
>6043 stories in total now
>top only 167
How it's possible? What other stories about? Or if it's mixed/few grills it doesn't count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725929
Every single girl would only have to have had 30 stories written about them to make up6k

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725933
How many grills are there at the moment? 210?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725910
not that I know off, they mostly have their own memes and stuff after all

>>16725912
all it takes are a few dedicated fans that keep commissioning/creating stories and art

>>16725929
the absolute majority of stories (1123) are tagged as 'multiple girls'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725937
~200, bit over.

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl has 0 content?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725885
>>16725895
>>16725907
I dunno, I imagine it would be insulting for those single monster-girls if a stranger randomly crowd controlled a man for their sake. It would be saying that they aren't woman enough to get a husband.

It would be equally insulting to suggest it to a mother-daughter pair, since you'd be saying that the mother hasn't raised her daughter well.

I'd imagine this sort of tactic will only be used for the most desperate of MGs like the self-deprecating Oomukades and Gremlins, and even then only with their closest friends as wingwomen.

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>>16725941
So I guess they have a story gazerfag in there or something or maybe people actually like gazer. I remember seeing that the siths had quite a bit of stories, so magical things like that could happen.

[Anonymous No.]

There's just something so cute about a Dragon's haughtiness. It's hard to put into words how I'd just let her continue her haughty ways because I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725960
Is it a 'she seems to be enjoying herself' kind of happy feeling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725949
more like 5-6 looking at the first few pages of Gazer stories. Also Caith is at 13 and Cu at 12 stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725960
The way she is so proud but still loves you like crazy is so heart warming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725962
Yes! Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to secretly place cameras around the home to catch my zombie dragon at her most composed and regal. I want to film the side of her she never lets me see and present to her the cherished footage while she squirms in embarrassment. I want to gush over how cool she is while managing finances and organizing our holdings while she blushes a deep violet and insists she doesn't really care about something as silly as a hoard.

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>>16725903
Bellow this there is
061 - Kikimora
057 - Dullahan
055 - Anubis
053 - Tanuki
052 - Werewolf
051 - Wyvern and Medusa
050 - Lich
049 - Which and Cyclops
048 - Dark Priest, Doppleganger, Nekomata and Mantis
045 - Holst and Mad Hatter
043 - Living Doll and Angel
039 - Ghost
038 - Oomukade
037 - Wight and Hellhound
036 - Kunoichi and Alice
035 - Dhampir, Ushi-Oni and Sahuagin
033 - Jinko
032 - Zombie, Nightmare, Demon and Yuki Onna
031 - Chochin-Obake

As you can see, a lot of thread staples are far bellow the top 10 or not even in the top 20. Pretty amusing to see Chochin-Obake with that much content.

I could continue ranking them if anyone else is curious but it's fairly easy to go on KC's site and see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725988
> watch zombie dragon through hidden cameras
> she's still acting her same goofy way, spending an hour cuddling a framed picture of you and sniffing your spot in bed
> turns out she's noticed the camera sticking out of the house plant

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>>16726013
>You're just as goofy as her, happily watching hours of footage of her
>Similar to how your life flashes before your eyes, your brain processes the frames of your beloved faster than they can play
>Only because of this do you note the unnaturally sharp gaze she has for a single frame while her eyes flick to where you hid the camera
>Now, you know she knows
And then anon spent hours developing a superior system to spy on hi waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725988
Zombie Dragons are not for smart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725924
Chances are most of them look beyond the MGE's foxes for inspiration. KC didn't go into nearly as much detail as he could have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725924
Youko and Inari both have dated art for their profiles and the personality "foxgirl"

It's pretty easy to see Daji or a lot of OCs as a Youko, and Ran is the paragon of Inari-kitsune (even if in her own lore she's the puppet of a demon and not Inari)

KC has repeatedly mentioned and demonstrated that the encyclopedia profiles are just an average or single example. Given that Koyoi doesn't follow the encyclopedia art very closely, why should any given foxgirl?

And since they're such a stupidly popular variant of animal girls and have so many good doujin, it's easy to just grab an example from one of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726020
>take some of the best information gather services available and figure out a way to combine them into the most hi tech piece of equipment that your know she'll never be able to outsmart
> after hour of work you've finally managed to pull it off
> its just a Ratatoskr taped to the top of a telescope

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726033
>Information gathering devices
Goddamnit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726033
>Waifu gets suspicious hearing her husband's voice in the bedroom along with a genki woman's voice she'd not heard before
>"And then, and then, she went all PHWOOAR and tootaly made that aristocrat stunned! But that isn't the best bit! While he couldn't move, she leaned in and hiso hiso, said something only he could hear and he went totally white!"
>"Eeh, really?"
>She collapses by the door as realization dawns
>"Uuuuuu..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725924
>Foxgirls are the og mythological waifu species
>most feminine/cute ears and tail
>powerlevel is (potentially) maximum

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726053
Among beasts.
They cap out at minor deity and I'm pretty sure in MGE a Lilim outclasses that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726027
>>16726028
Their designs are super lacking, both in terms of their appearance and older art quality. Ghost foxes on the other hand he done a great job with, they seriously need more love.

When it comes to OCs and other foxes though, no one even pretends they're KC's inari or youko. Everyone just calls it a fox or kitsune when they post and don't even try to tie it into MGE.

That said, Koyoi is probably the sexiest non-profile girl KC has ever drawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726058
There are a few foxes that are tangent to MGE given their origin, but you see them posted on the /vg/ thread more often than here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725988
This headcanon is as dumb as her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726013
Aww that's cute. I'd love my big soft Dragon Zombie and I'd try my best to treat her with respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726108
I'm not really a fan either. Let simple minded girls be simple dammit. Not every dragon girl has to be a 'oh let me worship how you're a thousand times better than me' snoozefest. Let ZD be blissfully dumb, she deserves it after millennia of having to think so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726108
>>16726117
I forget if it was the profile or the making of, but something KC said clearly implied her simplicity was voluntary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726126
>Voluntary
I can see a zombie dragon saying "I was just pretending to be retarded" now. But no, the zombification rots her pride and haughtyness away, making her only think about dicks. At most she can use her inteligence for creative sex, but that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725903
>72 Alp stories
Hot diggity daffodils!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726117
I love Dragon Zombie! She's a cute girl.

>>16726126
I like my girls intelligent but if she was a bit simple minded it would be heart melting cute. I'd just love to teach her things and see her big goofy smile.

Also her hugging a framed picture of me is cute, I don't usually like having a dragon obsessed with ME, but just seeing her hugging a picture of me is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726134
>the zombification rots her pride and haughtyness away, making her only think about dicks. At most she can use her inteligence for creative sex, but that's it.
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726126
She can only use it for sexual things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726126
The gist was she's a sexual savant, with little other interests.

[Anonymous No.]

You unearth a beautiful, ancient sword and pull it out of the sheath. Alas, it was possessed by the spirit of a haughty Anubis who has had 5000 years of boredom with nothing to organise, meaning you're in for a lot of schedules now.
How do you use your new powers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726150
I put it back in the sheath and bury it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726150
A whole lota breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726150
Wait just a damn minute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726155
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726150
I this a jojo reference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726150
I polish her and shine her sword while loving her with all my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726138
Just get a normal dragon and dominate her. She'll be smart and female lizard for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726156
>>16726160

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726138
Teaching her would be one of the most sublime joys imaginable.

I had hoped with the mellowing out of the somewhat annoying Dragon Cultist fellow one would be able to discuss the finer points of training a mindbroken Dragon Zombie in peace, as it was an enjoyable conversation when last it arose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726168
How would you teach her if she already knows way more than you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726167
So maybe I've been watching a lot of it lately, sue me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726163
No I prefer Dragon Zombies more and I'd never dominate a dragon. I don't mind if my Dragon Zombie isn't smart, I love her simple mind and goofiness. I want to remind her it's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726168
Infact anon. The guy you're talking to is the "Dragon Cultist".

We can discuss her if you want? She's a wonderful girl and I'd love to also have her as a big sister. She's so warm and soft that I'd love it if she just cuddled me in bed.

I know some anons will just tell me I'm wrong if I said I want to respect and not just dominate my Dragon zombie. But I don't care because I want to teach her so many things and always be there for her. I said a while back I'd try to get her to take a little interest in her hoard and other things, I'd take a crown from her hoard and put it on her head telling her she's my beautiful princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726189
Hold up. You have a jaberwock and a zombie dragon sister?

Dragon cultist became a dragon slayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726175
That's precisely the reason she needs teaching. She's burdened with all of this terrible incorrect knowledge that would force her to have to make decisions, the same kind of decisions that led her to such a terrible, lonely life.
She needs a patient master who will teach her the right way to do things, from how to properly please him to even how to dress and posture herself when he's nearby. It's an arduous task, but that makes her all the more grateful for his wisdom and tenacity, even if she doesn't understand what those words mean anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726196
Well, in my perfect fantasy yes. I guess you could say there's something in pants that has slayed those two dragons before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726189
Well that's good to hear and perish the thought that I would try and step on your fantasy, which sounds perfectly lovely. I was merely saying I would like to talk about my own without necessarily being put on inquisition for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726199
You went ahead with bigamy and you used to complain about me fucking my waifu and her only. Boy she would hit you with a stick.
Tough you went trhough some rough bullies, so I forgive you.

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk about dragons makes me wish I had a harem made up of one of every chromatic and metallic colored dragon. I don't think they'd get along very well, what with them being so prideful. Probably the only thing keeping them together is that their combined hoard could buy several large countries. That and my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726217
You know how you could have a harem of Dragons? Steal the eggs (nyse-nyee-nye-nyee-nyeeh) and (hehehehe) raise them yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726217
Become the legendary dragon king. Have a hoard of dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726210
Oh my apologies anon. You can go right ahead and discuss your fantasy, I won't complain.

>>16726214
I'm really sorry for anything I said in the past. It was an old ignorant me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726223
>Dragon be chilling on her bed, bling all around
>YOINK
>Dragon is now in a sack
This plan is not as easy to pull off as it sounds, but it's worth a shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726223
I think those dragons would permanently heart-pupil if I called them my own special hoard

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726227
No one can defeat tiny net. It's a net and it's tiny, nyyyeeeheeah!

[Anonymous No.]

Would your dryad wife want to be "watered" and "fertilized" every day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726227
Though I wonder how dragons would feel about being in a harem and having to share their treasures. Unless yoy make of them all female lizards I doubt it's possible. The easiest way is to do like the culrist and go for the lewd ones.

>>16726228
Isn't that what you're supposed to do normally?

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>>16726235
In return for her nectar, she'd get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726221
You can't go stealing other people's daughterus. You must make them yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726239
Then how come an entire species of egg-thieves is able to exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726241
Those damn dragom haremfags need to raise them from little if they want order in the house. That's why you need to teach your dragon daughteru self defense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726226
Then indulge me, perhaps there is some overlap. What would be the major things you would have to teach your simpleminded sister? What sort of tasks would she require constant reminders on how to perform them correctly?

[Anonymous No.]

Besides the patron saint of daughteru dicking, who here would actually dick their monstergirl daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726255
I'd show her how to cook, do house chores, some basic knowledge. Things like that.

I'd also have to remind her that walking around the house with just a shirt and panties while visitors are over is kind of embarrassing. But I wouldn't hold it against her, I'd never tell her I'm disappointed in her because I love her! I'd probably also have to remind her that touching me up in public is probably not the best idea.

That's just a few things off the top of my head but I could be forgetting a lot since I'm in work right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726261
Does the killer have a gun or a knife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726261
Not me, my daughteru is a pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726261
I would rather chop off my own hand than ever do that. It's also why I'd advise my daughterus to stay away from other daughterus who's dads are daughteru dickers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726261
I would but only if she's the one who started approaching me first and her mother is okay with it. I'm not forcing her into anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726261
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Gonna dick my daughteru
And my wife too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726261
I would, I'm already a haremfag so it wouldn't really be cheating to add one more to the harem but she would have to be the one to initiate it.

I like the thought of a younger monster girl raping me while all the older monster girls in the harem think it's adorable that she's finally able to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726261
Gonna dick my whole bloodline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726261
No, but I would dick my waifu's mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726293
She doesn't have a dad does she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726299
Nope. No need to worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726302
This kind of Okayado sounds ok to me. If she's lonely and never had a husband before and you're married to her daughter. I don't see a problem with her and your waifu coming onto you. Maybe some double paizuri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726261
>the patron saint of daughteru dicking
Anon please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726236
> the easiest way is to go after the lewd ones
But where's the fun in that. I want to turn those haughty dragons into a lovesick kissu sluts. Don't get me wrong, they will still be the high class queens they are when in public, but they turn lovey-dovey in private

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726263
Oh, my apologies for the distraction then. That sounds pleasant. I find it funny that we enforce some things in opposite directions, for instance in how I instruct mine to dress as scantily as possible and to feel up and fawn on me constantly in public or when receiving guests. That way she gets to show everyone what a good obedient girl she is, which in turn makes me very happy. And though truthfully she may never really disappoint me, I find at least keeping the threat of my disappointment there to be a fantastic motivator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726317
I love having my Dragons be lovely dovey in private and maybe in public a little. Would make me feel so warm and happy inside!

[Anonymous No.]

A massive influx of demonic energy and magic in the Monster Girl world occurs at the same time a powerful solar storm hits real-world Earth. The spatial disruption of the two events is so great that it opens up a dimensional rift.

A passenger jet carrying around 200 people, including you and your family, gets caught in the anomaly and crosses between worlds. Thankfully, your flight makes a successful emergency landing at MGC airport, but it's becoming apparent to everyone that the scenery outside the windows is alarmingly unfamiliar.

How do you and your family react to the unfolding events? An even more interesting thought; how does the government or whichever authority is in power, who by now are well aware of what happened, react?

I have ideas for how this scenario could play out. This could be worthy of a story in of itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726261
Oyakodon with daughteru and waifu is the greatest thing ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726261
If my adorable adopted daughteru wants to marry her papa, who am I to say no to her?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726317
You would need to go around the world beating tons of dragons then because I doubt they would just accept you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726326
I mean I'd just like to treat my big sister like a normal girl. But it's perfectly ok with how you'd like to treat yours!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726308
>never had a husband before
Nope, she did have a husband but he was a shitty person. Something happened to him and he is gone. After seeing me and waifu have sex her mother got super horny and joined in. Now I make both of them feel special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726339
Loen is pretty based.

I'm sure the however-many-month long wait at the bottom of his commission list will be well worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726339
Wocks are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726330
I'd have a lot of explaining to do to my family about why I'm so okay with these sudden bizarre turn of events. And about why I'll have a wife as soon as I step off the plane

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726350
Shitty person as in he treated them badly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726358
Olev aren't they?

>>16726339
Just keeps getting better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726365
Maybe he was a deranged person who took joy in killing monsters and humans and only got with one for a cruel reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726365
Typical deadbeat. After he had a daughteru he started to drink a lot and barely spend time with his family, at some point he ignored them and said he never wanted to have daughteru. Sex was more rare than the order winning a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726345
Very well then. I shall accept that challenge for the sake of my dragon harem. That makes me wonder what an effective method for fighting dragons would be for a normal human. No way they'll let you get close enough to touch their reverse scale so easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726383
We'll be sounds like a piece of shit. But wouldn't monster girls fix that?

Anyway, you're a good man for making a lonely Momster feel nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726350
>That moment when your waifu's gorgeous yet older mature lonely mother comes in while you and your waifu are doing it
>timidly says she just wants to feel like a good monsterwoman again and only asks if she can watch
>instead you bring her into bed and have some passionate Oyakodon with her and waifu, telling her she is a real woman and making her feel like a queen
>threesome lasts the whole night and by the end you're wrapped up by them, the mom silently crying tears of happiness and the waifu holding you even tighter because of how kind you've shown yourself to be
I love it.
What species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726386
But if you get raped you lose, you need to beat and rape them so the reverse scale is a nono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726404
If my waifu was adopted and her mom was single. I'd hit that, would be hot having my waifu and a aged wine share my dick while looking me in the eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726330
Try to remain safe and see if the government can take us home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726404
>>16726418
Agree, that sounds absolutely wonderful and oddly really fucking romantic. Damn, I kinda want this now, it's like an upgrade to the already fantastic Momster stuff.
The non sex moments would be really cute too. Imagine a 'family picnic'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726392
It would normally, but they barely had sex.

>>16726404
She is an adoring wolfu. The mom however, is more clingly because she doesn't want to be alone again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726434
Sounds like you still did the right thing. And hey, in the end you're the one having 2 girls fawn over your dick so you win.

Is she a specific kind of wolfu? Is she from MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726434
Makes perfect sense. God I want this with a Holst or a elf now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726433
Well I like it imagine my waifu having a dad and a mom. This fantasy still sounds nice.

Maybe I'll just pick up a doppel ganger potion and a CC potion for my waifu to simulate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726443
I don't want them to be just fawning over my dick, I want to make both of them the happiest girls in the world.

Mom has black fur and a long black hair and her daughteru looks a loot like her.

>>16726448
Gotta love them waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726339
Would a Zombie Wock be very soft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726415
Do demon silver weapons work on monster girls, or does it only make humans weak? That might help wear her down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726150
I'll give her lots of headpats and ear massages if she helps me organize my life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726462
As you should. I bet youll make thoes girls the happiest, it's what I'd do aswell.

And is she an Anubis just by guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726466
I don't really remember now, but I think they do. How many dragons are you even aiming for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726463
Yes. We're talking the Demonlord's fuck bed level of softness.

Enough to make you drift off to sleep with that level of softness. I guess this just makes my big sisters even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726473
Nope, just a good old normal wolfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726482
I'm wondering, would you have daughterus with both of them? If so, how many?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726483
That's fantastic anon! It's nice seeing girls like vanilla wolfus getting love. Hope you see her soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726497
Not her, them, anon. Gonna love those wolfus and give them all the pleasures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726474
Well, if I just go for the classic chromatic and metallic dragons, thats 10 in all: red, black, white, blue, green, gold, silver, bronze, brass, and copper. Quite a lovely group of sexy dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726518
Boy you are in for quite the journey that will take years, but at least the more you fight them the easier it will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726504
Oh? A pack? Nice anon, nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726463
Wocks are perverted smart enough to not reach virgin status at death though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726552
>not wanting to see a Zombie Wock just because

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726543
Maybe I can speed up the process by pretending I'm a prince vulnerable to kidnappings by dragons and let them come to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726560
You would need to chain her up if you want to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726562
Nay, dragons are keen and after two or three you would reek of dragon scent. Some may even avoid you. Best choice there is to ask your wives about their dragon fags or see if some of them have a nasty fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726566
What if she eats an Undead Grey Lamentation shroom for the sake of getting softer for her little brother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726490
Oh yes I would! Ganna make my big sisters the happiest mothers. Really I'd leave it up to surprise, I could end up having 12 daughterus for all I know. Although having 6 daughterus would be nice, that's 3 eggs for each of my big sisters and ideally I'd like to have them get pregnant at the same time.

Also, I like the idea of half my daughterus being smart haughty wocklings and my other daughterus being cute little simple girls. Would make for some funny shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726581
Well I guess killing herself is always a choice, but if you want that then she is better off with another guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726590
You're going to a bit of an extreme there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726601
If you say so.

Sorry for triggering bad memories, wockfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726633
>spoiler

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726633
>Sorry for triggering bad memories, wockfag.
I am not he, I just proposed teh idea of Undead Wocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726648
Wock nee-san guy may have his waifu, but he doesn't have her firsts

>>16726657
Ah, alright. Though still, having her do that is kinda mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726662
>spoiler

Please anon. No more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726657
the idea*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726667
Back to talking about cute stuff, like your wockers nuzzling you from one side and the zombie nuzzling you from the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726695
That just sounds so perfect to me. I can just imagine my big sisters sitting with me on a couch while nuzzling me from both sides. It would just be pure bliss, I'd forget about all woes and embrace my big sisters' love.

I wouldn't be able to stop myself from repeating over and over again how much I love them and that they're perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725829
Uh, no, she won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726711
Yep, just forget everything that happened, anon. Your nee-sans love you and you need to give them tons of love too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726723
Show me evidence you won't wake up to a cute little Lich hugging your side while "Jiiiiii..."ing.

You will wake up to a undead Lich sucking up all your body heat and you will love it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726580
>"Are there any who might want to join Husband's hoard? I might know a few. I hear rumour of an odd silver dragon who secretly has a knight complex. If one were to dress himself up as such and carry her away like a princess, she would fall in an instant."
>"I know of one, dear husband. But you may not want her. She's quite the perverse one. A green dragon that wishes to be completely subservient to a man. How absolutely depraved!"
I can't help but imagine them helping me rape other dragons.
>they're holding down the new dragon while you pleasure her
>"Husband is intent on you joining his hoard, so there's no use in struggling. Despite his lackluster appearance, he is quite skilled at satisfying dragons."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726735
Boy what I'd give to come home from work to have my Big Sister's in cute aprons greeting me at the door.

I'd show my big sisters so much love it's hard to put into words. Grooming them and massaging their bodies would be heaven for me though. I'd love to just polish and clean their scales while they lay down and relax.

>just forget everything that happened

What did happen? Please don't let it be what I think it is, I want happy comfy onee san talk, not bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726776
Imagine going home and having the dinner ready. Sure, they may not know how to cook but they still gave their all to you. Maybe as a reward ypu should go ahead and massage them.

She loves you, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726756
Oh no, they won't be helping you at all or else you are not worthy the dragon king title.
You will have to get their weakspots and have them bow to you, whether you use your strength, charisma, wisdom or kinky fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Elf onee-chans who treat me like a little kid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726818
Even if they don't do the best job at cooking, I'd eat it because I love them. Then I'd tell them how good it tastes.

And later I'd massage them to show my appreciation. Always gotta massage them, they're big girls so it takes some time. But ever single second is worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

Cats are the best fluffy girls. They're so silky. I'd give anything to waifu a cat girl and perform my marital duties to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726840
Imagine their face of pure bliss when they feel your hands touching their soft bodies. ZD is too lewd so she might even cum though, so be sure to get ready for a long and nice night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726875
I sure will anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726832
>manage to overcome and waifu every dragon on your list, through both strength and cunning
>you're finally able to relax with your hoard when it happens
>deafening thunder rips through the air and the sky itself splits in two
>the legendary Tiamat descends for on high, eager to see what sort of mortal has successfully surrounded himself with so many of her daughters
>defeat her, she says, and she too will become his loving wife, immortalizing his name in history forever
That would be the perfect capstone to this harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726852
Sometimes a good old fashioned catgirl is all ya need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726917
Cue the shadow of the colossus music

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726852
That they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726852
If they're anything like the cat I have, it would be pretty divine.

>fluffy like a feather duster
>affectionate as fuck
>likes to nuzzle you at all hours
>wakes you up by brushing your face with her tail if she doesn't flat out stick her hindquarters in your face

Granted, the allergies are a fucking nightmare, but still...

[Anonymous No.]

I defy you to find a bigger pair of Monster mammaries than these

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726917
This time the dragons would help too. Power of love and all of that.

Then anons ascends and watches over dragons with his little hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, today would be a fine day to introduce a Leprechaun to the mythos.

On the other hand, we already have so many prepubescent magical tricksters as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726953
KC doesn't really do anything for holidays. Dorome came out Christmas Day and he even said something like 'I can't even come up with a joke that could relate her to Christmas but here she is'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726900
>Anon is fooling around with his Zombie Dragon
>Meanwhile his Wock older sister goes to meet a certain Anon

Don't worry, buddy. I'm sure she loves you a lot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727016
Shoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727016
Couldn't resist could you? And hey! What did I say about good vibes? Bully begone.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not be alarmed when your weresheep shows nervousness towards your sexual advances. This is healthy behavior for virgin sleepsheep and will pass.
Occasionally they may make a noise during intercourse that sounds like 'Rape, Rape!'. This too shall pass upon filling the weresheep's womb. Continue filling the sheep until either she or you pass out. It is highly recommended to utilize humpty slime and Manticore venom. Do not be alarmed at the visible swelling of the weresheep's stomach or the groaning noises it makes, as this is a normal potential side effect.
A message from Green Demon Realm farmer's union.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727037
Shear the Sheep
Do it Now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727031
Sure, I would be gone with my waifu just for a little bit, you clingy brother. And you were talking about massages, so make sure to massage the baby bump she'd have from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727045
Not a baaaad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727047
Knock it off, take it to the ntr thread in /trash/ if you must

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727047
roleplay goes on the wiki mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727057
I don't even want to think about what that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727047
>>>/mgewiki/
>>>/trash/
>>>/anywherebuthere/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727050
Took me a while to realize what you were doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727060
Like most things on /trash/, very low quality RP, at least from a glance of morbid curiosity

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727047
>NTR and roleplay cancer in one package

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727047
Finally defeated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727083
Wockers and Anon will finally have peace. Time for commemorative scale rubbing and massaging

[Anonymous No.]

Would you invent a martial art to go with elemental powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727094
No, that takes too much time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727094
At most I would mix them. Creating one sounds too hard.

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>>16727085
Instead of a barrel ale for a celebration, it shall be a barrel of massage lotion.

I'm ganna massage my two special girls all over, ganna polish their horns and I hope I can resist giving their horns a little kiss.

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>>16727083
About damn time, poor wock onee-san guy couldn't catch a break without that rp fag bothering him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727099
>Resisting horns
No, anon. You are supposed to rub them all over and kiss their whole bodies. If anything you polish their scales with your saliva.

Though it must be weird to lick a Zombie Dragon's bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727094
Hidden stance! Dorome style!
>just lay down and slowly roll around

Well I think it's cool, and that's what's important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674153

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>>16727107
I can only begin to imagine the gushing waterfall that would ensue from giving a tongue bath to a ZD.
Something new to put on the 'good girl' list, for certain.
Kudos to Dragotouto on his victory as well. He's certainly come far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727118
Kiki Bugs Bunny vs. Shog Daffy Duck when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727118
This is some potent OC right here,

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727094
Probably, mixing gnome magic with boxing sounds nice.
Either that, or something that uses sylph.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727118
I fucking love kikis.

>>16727121
We had a bit of a talk about eating out girls yesterday and I think doing that to a ZD would be extremelly dangerous with a chance of drowning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727107
Ganna kiss every inch of those girls. Although it may take some time. Polishing their scales with my saliva sounds lewd but I approve.

>Though it must be weird to lick a Zombie Dragon's bones.

On the contrary. Ganna remind my Big Sister that her scales to me are beautiful by grooming them.

>>16727104
I can talk about my big sister's in peace now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727118
Oh wonderful, someone actually made it. Lovely!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727118
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727128
It will take some time for sure, especially since they will try to kiss back. And well, I would still think that licking bones would be a bit weird, but maybe it's just because I'm used to think about kissing my normal dragon.

You make them extra happy now, you hear?

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>>16727127
Oh that is delicious. Goodness, I'm glad I'm not the only one who would desire such a thing. Though if I die from it, I'd only have myself to blame; I trained her to cum on command, but now realize I've never trained her to stop! What a happy accident indeed.

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>>16727118
>anon season

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do when the mofu starts to display high levels of agitation?

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>>16727094
I would like a spirit that gets more aroused the more I use her magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727155
I'm imagining that scene of Chris Pratt with the velociraptors in Jurassic World, only its anon taming three big fox tails from a turned-around foxgirl

[Anonymous No.]

remember kappa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727142
You know, because of the amounts of mamono mana that would be pouring into you through her juices I'm sure you would incubize and be okay with it. Now not only you'll live forever with her, but you'll also get to enjoy some more of her love juices.

I wonder how her miasma must feel inside one's body. I imagine that you become just like her, a mindless sex beast.

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>>16726939
Challenge accepted.
And if those aren't big enough how about these.
http://imgur.com/a/Md4B6

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>>16727138
I like to imagine that maybe because they're her bare bones, they're quite sensitive. So I'd be extra caring when massaging her big meaty tail, respecting it and making her feel all kinds of pleasures. Also, bones are quite dry so they need a lot of special attention with lotions and oil. I'll be happy to give her that special attention.

Oh and of course I'd kiss them, he amount of saliva exchange would be unmeasurable to the point where I wouldn't even know if the saliva in my mouth was mine anymore after I pulled away.

[Anonymous No.]

I need to get drunk

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>>16727184
Here's a tip anon. Ever try getting drunk off fruity alcohols? You should try it, it's like a tasty red carpet leading to happy drunk time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727184
I want to get drunk from her wakame sake

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>>16727127
>I fucking love kikis.
Maids are too good, especially when they wear clothes they wouldn't normally wear on the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727193
>like a tasty red carpet leading to happy drunk time.
That sounds like a nice way of talking about eating her out.

[Anonymous No.]

This is my fetish.

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>>16727204
>dat pear
Would hump her desperately for hours on end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727204
It's her special "night uniform" for when Mastah is sitting at his computer and not taking notice of his innocent and vulnerable maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727210
I'm not quite certain what's going on here, but it's cute af

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727210
it's a nice fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727206
>sake soaked tuffs of hair above the vagina

Nice

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>>16727170
Ohoho behave, that's truly got me going now. Just drinking her copious releases voraciously and sustaining myself off of it as she starts uncontrollably spewing miasma, forcing me to rut her with the same onetrack fuckobsessed rudimentary thought process that she possesses.
Dear God, it's all too much! I may never snap out of it, we may flood the very mountainside. I'd have to entirely re-train her if my brain ever miraculously returned.

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>>16727183
That's true. I guess someone would need to take care of it to make sure that they are looking good. Also, that saliva part is lewd.

And I'm sure we all know what's good for the bones, right? Are you going to give her your milk, dear anon?

>>16727227
This is possibly what would happen to me if I ever got a taste of my waifu >>16722665 though in your case things might be a little bit different considering Zombie Dragons have infinite stamina and are crazy for the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727227
And the mindbreaker becomes the mindbroken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4qiM8fn-qw
Shoebills do that sort of thing for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid sexy hotdogs

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>>16727248
never realized that shoebills are that huge

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>>16727241
I'll do my best to make sure her scales are cared for, each individual little scale will receive a kiss from me!

>Spoiler

Oh jeez anon that's lewd. Of course I'd make her bones nice and strong through my milk, making sure to give her all she needs and more. Now I think of it that's way too lewd for this board, a Zombie Dragon who needs cum to make her bones stronger. Ganna make my big sister's bones stronk!

Oh and I forgot to ask. What about your Dragon wife anon? What is she like? I'm sure she's the one with the kissing fetish, right?

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>>16727248
The sound those things make is pretty crazy

also holy shit that bird is HUGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727227
Yup, a girl's nectar can do that to a man. Best to just embrace it.

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>>16727248
>>16727259
>>16727268
Yeah holy shit, they're big birbs.

Also the sound it makes sounded like distant gunfire or some shit, that kinda echo-y noise.

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>>16727223
I want to do that with an Abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

It's Saint Patrick's Day! Celebrate responsibly and smartly! And wear green, other Monster Girls will use it as an excuse to pinch various parts of you.

[Anonymous No.]

Ganna hit on that muscular Jinko by sitting outside her window in the slut position ready for her to dominate me!

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>>16727265
She'll be tougher than a wurm soon enough.

>I'm sure she's the one with the kissing fetish, right?
You got that right. A cute black dragon that loves to dominate and sometimes be dominated. The battle sex makes her even wetter.

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>>16727271
It's amazing that a weird bird like that got turned into such a cute girl.

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>>16727241
>>16727246
>>16727269
I suppose I'll have to resign myself to this fate.
Though I am very, very far from complaining. I only would hope that she can adjust to her master's strange new behavior without too much fear. I'd say she'd get nervous not receiving a command for a while, but she may be too lost in infinite pleasure to care.

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>>16727293
Sounds lewd and I imagine the battle sex I'd also quite hot. And black scales in a vanilla dragon is my favourite. I hope you get to be with her soon anon! You're such a lucky guy for having a waifu like that.

>>16727286
I forgot it was saint Patrick's day, I sure will get tipsy with my big sister's. I only drink on rare occasions but I'd love to try all kinds of fruity and good tasting drinks with my big sisters. And I'd absolutely make sure to be responsible, besides, my Jabberwock onee san is a smart girl and she's always responsible.

Only problem I'd see is having to help walk two tall big dragons home who are both giggly and have drunk speech. Guess I should be prepared for them to force me between them as they squishy and hug me.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the ordinary childhood friend of a monster girl champion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727309
I'm she won't have anything to worry about after she sees your smile and boner.

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>>16727118
>Mastah Season!~

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>>16727118
Fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727315
>you will never have your own milkmaid Kiki or Shoggoth

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>>16727315
Some mastahs just aren't ready for the double maid attack.

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>>16727321
Why not one of both?

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>>16727271
There are creepier bird sounds. Just remember if you're ever walking in an MGE Jungle and hear these....hide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dcQO6Zb8Eg

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>>16727312
I want to be the childhood friend of a Monster Girl superhero, completely dense to the fact that the superheroine protecting the city looks just like the childhood friend I hang out with.

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>>16727312
This is a fantasy I have about meeting my waifu. I imagine her being a perfect student, the school president and just a fantastic over achiever. And me being a the run of the mill student who's kinda a dunce but I end up falling for her and she accepts my love.

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>>16727326
That too.

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>>16727311
Battle sex is quite something, though we would also have vanilla a lot of the time. There is just something about getting winghugs while making love tenderly to your wife.

>I hope you get to be with her soon anon
With her and our daughteru.

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>>16727328
That too would be nice, although you may find yourself the target of super villains

>>16727329
It's great

>>16727332
They'd be the best milkmaids
.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727329
If my waifu was from the student council I would definitely be a delinquent just to have her attention.

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>>16727337
>That too would be nice, although you may find yourself the target of super villains

Oh no! Evil Monster Girls in tight spandex outfits capturing and having their way with me!~

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>>16727344
Anon Monster Girls don't want to be fed Monster Girls want to hunt.

You can't ignore 65 million years of gut instinct.

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>>16727344
You say that now but you may find yourself kidnapped by 'The Goddess', a crazed ex-paladin whose going to pump you full of manticore venom for the purpose of getting so full of your seed that she can't help but be pregnant with multiple children.
HUMAN children.


What? You expect all villains to be monster girls?

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>>16727338
I'd be a nerd like I actually was and try to win her heart as an equal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727352
Go to bed, Goldblum.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best name for a daughteru?

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>>16727356
I went through most of my school life unnoticed, at most just watching as highschool things happened around my friends. I would definitely change that if monster girls were involved though.

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>>16727333
>There is just something about getting winghugs while making love tenderly to your wife.

Nothing beats it. It's kinda like a leglock and that's my fetish. And I respect you tenderly making love to your waifu, vanilla is always nice.

>daughteru

Remember to pinch those cheeks at your own risk!

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>>16727344
Sssssssslut.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go on a walk with a dragon after a rainstorm!

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>>16727371
It's pretty much dependant on the species. Personally I think species specific nicknames are a cute!

>Wocklings
>Anupups
>Hellpups

Stuff like that just melts my heart.

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>>16727396
I can't help it, Monster Girl villains who give speeches about taking over the world after being sealed away for centuries is my fetish.

I like bad girls!~

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>>16727399
Same here anon! Wet days are comfy for long walks and when it's with my Dragons it would be extra nice.

There's just something about wearing big coats, scarfs and things like that while on a cold and rainy walk with one's waifu that is just so calming.

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>>16727391
Nope. Nothing would escape me from my squeezing, not my wife and not my daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727406
I bet you love it when they treat you like their personal servant. Don't you slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727418
That or a henchman that's 'failed them for the last time!' but they keep me around for some reason.

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>>16726428
You and everyone else would probably spend time in government care at an isolated facility, human contact only, while they try to figure out IF you can go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727414
But anon! You'll get a little fire burp in your face!

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>>16727248
That thing is fucking spoopy
0/10 would help to get extinct

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>>16727439
You think a small dragon fire burp in the face would make me stop? I eat my waifu's fire for fun and lewds.

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>>16727447
Would you act all hurt and injured when your little haughty dragon daughteru fire burped at you or started to punch your leg when things didn't go her way?

>"Ow ow ow you've got me! I'm defeated."
>"Ha! Foolish humuan daddy you are no match for me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727354
Why won't anyone stop her?

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> cuddled up with your ara ara kitsunee-sans. They both have one of your arms nestled in their cleavage, and their tails are rubbing you all over
> without warning, one kisses you on the cheek. The other follows suit, giving you another kiss, then another, and other.
> They alternate until their tails spring up and surround the three of you, forming a large mofu ball
> one of their tails draped over your eyes, but you still have a pretty good idea of what's going on
> you feel your fingers slip into two slick, warm holes, causing your older sisters' breathing to become ragged
> they both start blowing and whispering sweet nothing's into your ears, trying to stifle any lewd moans that try to escape them
>things finally end with them going in for a three-way kiss on the lips right as you feel them clench down on your fingers
>your onee-sans murmur how much they love you before they quickly fall asleep with their heads on your shoulders
Where's the Onee Sabbath, and how do I sign up?

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>>16726360
If the government is smart, they'll keep everyone in the dark and isolated from the rest of MG society until they know for sure whether you can or can't return to the real world. The last thing they'd want is mass panic from extreme culture shock.

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>>16727472
Double onee san action is fantastic isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727472
Hot damn, that's great. I don't even like kitsune usually.
The Onee-Sabbath is a miracle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727461
That's cute as fuck, though I would not resist grabbing her and giving her the ultimate move: tummy tickles as she stands proud on top of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727466
Because she does it once, disappears for nine months, and then does it again once she's had the kids.

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>>16727440
Don't you mean 10/10 would help get least concern?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727486
Oh no! The haughty daughterus only weakness. I bet as you're tickling her belly she'd keep doing little fire burps and begging you to stop while flapping her wings.

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>>16727466
I'll stop her by going back in time to before she started slutting it up and defeating her and forcibly marrying her! Everyone will be safe once she's filled to the brim with my children! A pregnant yandere is a happy yandere, after all. We're going to have a lot of children.

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>>16727472
>not using their hands or even a tail each to reciprocate their otouto
They have to report to the Sorority chairwoman first thing in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727508
How does discipline work in the Onee-Sabbath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727504
Of course she would, but her atempts would be meaningless and she would fall to the terrifying lord of tickles. Unless another dragon comes it's the end of her adventures her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727483
The Onee-Sabbath is a bad meme*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727512
They're forced to watch a video of their Otouto getting beaten up at school

Just kidding, that's horrible and would never happen. It's hard to think of a punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727500
No, it looks and sounds like something that can make a hole in your skull with it's beak

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727527
Shoo Baphonet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727532
They get to watch their otouto becoming independent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727533
What's wrong with that? That just makes it more adorable when they want to rub faces with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727544
This hurts the onee san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727547
It is punishment after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727515
You know how haughty dragons can get. If your waifu sees you tickling you daughteru, she's ganna get on her back and expect you tickle her tummy aswell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727532
Maybe they're forced to do clerical stuff for a period of time like restock games and food or manage the chapter's finances while their otouto gets to platonically hang out with other onee while they're away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727508
>implying they arent just getting him riled up for later

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727538
You're kinda proving him right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727544
>NervousSweatingKrakensandJabberwocks.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727544
>>16727547
>>16727562
Otoutos have to move on, anons. They can't be cared for by their onee-sans forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727554
>Dragon lays on her back
>Just tickle me
Dragon waifu knows what coming for her. I'll tickle her tummy and also her feet, I'll poke her sides and pinch her cheeks. No need to hold back against someone I know that can take it. Then my daughteru will see that some humans are trully scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727578
Thats when you marry your big sister and love each other forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727578
One of the only ways for an otouto to run away is if he goes to the childhood path first.

That or if a girls falls on top of him and is a tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727579
Good man. Was a lovey chat with you anon and I know that you'll see your cute scaly family soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727597
Indeed, talking about how things would be with waifus and stuff is always nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727050
I want to gently cuddle with that sheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727578
Good luck telling Yandere-Kraken-san that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727609
Mero deserves better than EMG.
In truth I just wish there was more Sheep-type monstergirl art in general, be it weresheep or original or otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727610
>implying she'll hurt her otouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727555
>your Onee-san watches as you play twister with another Onee-san
>she nearly loses it when the other girl slips and plants her tits right in your face
>just as she's about to go over there, she hears someone clear their throat behind her
>it's the Sorority leader telling her to get back to her punishment
> your Onee-san has to work through the tears
Poor onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727619
He cant go off to higher education if she doesn't stop hugging him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727625
She has to let go man. Maybe getting her a plushie of her brother would help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727615
even toed ungulate girls are top tier in general, with cows on top followed by sheep and goats

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727624
I wouldn't be able to stop myself from going over and helping my onee san.

>>16727625
It's cute to imagine onee sans doing that. I'm just imagining mine saying something like "you can't go off to work if you're wrapped up in our wings"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727624
She'll hug him three times as hard and fawn all over him once she gets back. Otouto might be confused why she's sobbing a bit and absolutely suffocating his head between her huge breasts, but she has to make up for any lost time with him. Plus, she sure smells good.

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>>16727631
I do bet that there's some huge sense of pride when her Otouto comes back a bit more grown up and mature but still treats her like he always has, as his doting Onee-san and proceeds to tell her his intention of marrying her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727631
>>16727625
>Onee san finally lets her Otouto go off to higher education
>She follows him and moves into his dorm

Would make for some funny shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727641
>"Oh! Fancy meeting you here little bro~"
>S-sis?! What are you doing here?
>"I decided I wanted to go back and finish off that bachelor's degree! But don't worry, I won't bug you. I'm a COOL Onee-san, remember? I used to be the hippest gal at this school. I'll make sure you get into all the HIP parties."
>Turns out she has some rosier memories than she remembered and by the end of the first week Otouto is helping her adjust more than she's helping him

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727615
Gonna shear that sheep!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbUDbH6tjGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727647
Sounds heart warming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727639
Of course there is. He spent all that time and deep inside he is still her otouto. He is going to get loved that night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727631
Is it bad not leaving your onee san?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder, if griffons would take extra care of something you asked them to protect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727652
>Weresheep spinning about with dizzy eyes from you shearing her in record time
>"W-wwaaah... H-hold on... I'll rape yeh but... gotta catch ma' balance first..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727647
Well, it could be worse.

It could be the same scenario, but Memecat is your older sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727427
They can't hold me. I have my rights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727660
More or less.

>>16727674
They would protect it even if it costs their life. That's why you should always say that she is the most important thing to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727674
Better be takin care and protecting herself.
TEETH REQUIRE BRUSHING

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727660
That's a choice you gotta make. Some may want to just be the little needs-protection otouto their whole life, while others may risk being away from their onee for long enough to be able to provide for a family and gain maturity.
She'll love you the same either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727678
>tfw will never be raped by a dizzy weresheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727674
>Ask griffon to take care of treasure
>She guard's like like she would any other
>Keep visiting to check on the treasure
>Praise her for doing good
>watch her stutter about it being her job to protect things
>you will never hear whisper that someday she'll protect you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727688
Ah! But what if I play my ultimate card! Marrying your onee san and having a happy life with her while taking care of each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727699
I'd rather snoozily wake up with a big fluffy shortstack weresheep laying on top of me and realize with mild tired amusement that I've blown somewhere around ten to fifteen loads in her while I've slept
Then grope her a bit and go back to bed while she lazily slowly humps me in her own sleep.
Seriously that's like my biggest fantasy. I'm such a lazy fuck, Weresheep is my god damn spirit animal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727714
>shortstack
I desire a mighty sized 7-10 footer sheep girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727718
>Muskox Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727718
>>16727726
...Okay, I have changed my mind. Thank you for showing me the light. Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727726
Looks like a hell of a party in that sorority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727726
Can we get an Atago and Takao version of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727704
I could do with griffon bodyguard one that wears a black suit and sunglasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727726
That skindentation is out of control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727728
>"Ara ara... waking up so soon, anon? Oh but you still look so tired... Here, why don't you just rest your head between your cute girlfriend's breasts... put your hands down on my hips, that's it... you're still sooo very sleeepy... breathe in that soothing wool... feel your eyes getting heavy... your girlfriend will make you feel soooo good while you're sleeping..."
>As you dose off you feel yourself slip insider her yet again as her booming 'fufufu' seems to enter into your head itself, your entire existence becoming inundated with restfulness and soft girlflesh covered in wool

Dire Weresheep are not something to fuck around with. But it sounds like you'd actually be into that, you sleepslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727726
Hot damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727747
She's got to make sure you understand just how fat her ass is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727743
What would it take for body gaurd griffon to show emotion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727726

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727750
STOP
my DICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727759
She'll become soft as time goes on. Instead of protecting you because of the money she will do so out of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727763
Huge class prez a best class prez

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727674

>Be elementary school anon
>Chilling on the playground, minding your own ball and juice
>Start feelin tired
>Comfy looking pofu over there in the shade
>Pretty sure it's a harpy chick
>Doddle over and ask if you can sleep here too
>She mumbles something and fidgets but you catch an okay in there somewhere
>Super comfy, resting with her becomes daily
>None of the other kids get close for some reason
>Tell you she's "super scary" and refuse to be near you when she's around
>Plebs anon, all of them. None know of the childhood comfort that is Pofu.
>Give pofu friend cheerio necklace because you'll be BFFs

>Be office worker anon years later
>Job's a normal 9-5 grind dealing with crap clients over the phone and number crunching
>Still it pays great and you feel lucky to have landed the position
>You were a little hesitant at first, supposedly the company is notorious for sexual harassment and that tends to drive men away
>You've only had to deal with one incident so far on your first day with a minotaur but you haven't seen her since
>Now that you think of it your MG coworkers seem to be going out of their way to avoid you
>The only exception is when they contact with you for work related assignments, and even those are short and to the point
>Well, there's also that Griffon security guard
>She always seems to hang around the door to your office
>You ask her about it but she says she's just on patrol and walks off, coming back 10-15 minutes later
>She insists that she has the best view of the floor from the front your cubicle
>Is her necklace made of cheerios? Weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727791
One day anon will remember. Until then, fight hard griffon-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727791
Daaaaw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727791
This looks like a job for EROS PALADIN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727818
Why did I imagine a Paladin crashing through the wall saying that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727832
Because you can hear his fabulous cheesy themesong.
https://youtu.be/MS4_Z84-rRE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727791
That anon better marry that Griffon straight away.

Although
>being a little elementary boy and asking comfy mofu/pofu girls if you can sleep cuddled up to them

Now that's just bound to spell trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727652
That's barely a sheep, a mere lamb. Or my farm grew very chubby sheep. I miss having sheep.

Just realized I had childhood friend Weresheep. Have I been taken the whole time without realizing it before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727750
>On a subway next to Dire Weresheep in all her gorgeous towering glory
>Get to small talking, hitting it off well but not sure you can seal the deal
>She asks what your name is
>"Rip Van Winkle"
>Her smirk turns into a toothy smile as she scoots closer

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727750
God I really need this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727674
I actually like this concept art's paws better.

[Anonymous No.]

I desire strongfat dire weresheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727892
That's an excessive amount of fluff
Can you imagine waking up just surrounded by all that? I bet she'd carry you around everywhere with her too. Like... at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that being the adopted/real brother of monster girl royalty doesn't protect you from marrying your imotou/oneesan to continue the royal bloodline.

>>16727904

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727904
It would be fantastic.
She'd be fawning over me at all times and giving sharp smiles at girls who dare lay eyes on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727910
I feel like my waifu is kinda amazing, having both an otouto and an oniichan and still going for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727910
Of course anon. And it's not wrong to want to marry the girl you've been with all your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727914
>Nuzzled up in her breasts
>Start to feel them press even closer around you as her heartbeat picks up for just a couple seconds, her arms squeezing just a bit tighter
>Nothing uncomfortable, of course- in fact the oppressive softness just intoxicates you further into restfulness
>Look up between her fluffy cleavage to see her staring intently at something
>Must be some uppity mino or manticore again trying to eye the 'poor defenseless sheep' that they didn't realize from a distance was as huge, stacked, and dire as her
>softly motorboat her a bit and fall back asleep, drawing a loving sigh and kiss on the head from her as she returns to just soothing you in her bosom

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727925
Yep.
Now get to work pumping out kids.
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727931
Exactly.
That would be the life.

Although one must wonder if she's a top or bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727936
Oh heavens a top, very clearly. Maou forbid you have to physically exert yourself at all. She'll gently cowgirl/reversecowgirl you or just smother you as she surrounds you in fluff and whispers soothing words to you. MAYBE sometimes she sets you to rest on top of her and uses her strength to pump your hips for you into her so that you can rest against her fluffy tummy, but no work for you, nothing but sweet rest and relaxation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727943
That does sound nice but I wanna get fit for the wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727922
But think about her family!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727946
I bet once she trusted you she'd let you. But she'd be worried sick that you're overexerting yourself and would give you the deepest massages imaginable once you finish your workout, fussing over you getting proper rest to maximize gains and not strain anything.
Though over time she'll be unable to help but
obsess over how hot your body is getting. You may find yourself being woken up a bit more often by her groping and fawning over your big muscles, only for her to quickly suck up her drool and shove you back forcefully into her bosom as her face flushes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727935
How would you explain to a daughteru that mommy and daddy are brother and sister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727950
No worries, my waifu has four sisters and two brothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727957
Again.
Heaven.

She'd probably engage in furious baby making after every workout session.


>>16727960
Granny and Grampy really wanted grand daughterus and didn't want to wait that long for a bride/husband to be found.

[Anonymous No.]

Can otoutos convert their onee-sans to the Onee Sabbath
>you and your older sister have a normal sibling relationship, which is not what you want
>one day you come up behind her while she is in the kitchen and give her a big hug around the waist, which she appreciates
>then you step it up by bringing your hands up to grope her huge rack
>she gives you a nervous ara ara and lets it slide, thinking boys will be boys
>however, you notice she isn't wearing a bra underneath her shirt, so you pinch her nipples
>this causes her to let out a surprised moan and reflexively push her plush ass up against your waist, letting her feel your hard-on through your pants
>she tries to protest, but the words just won't come out. All thoughts about how a brother and sister shouldn't be doing this kind of thing fade away as her body starts moving on its own, grinding her butt up against you
>not long after, she convulses and groans through her teeth as a powerful orgasm roccks her mind and body
>she slumps to the floor, the only thought in her mind being how good it might feel if you were inside her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727981
>Finish a workout and just sit back on the couch while she straddles you and bounces her huge fluffy ass on your thighs, softly pressing your face into her tits as she does all the work, her soft weight surrounding you
>Milks you dry then bearhugs you until you pass out asleep while still entered in her
>She still sloooowly and deeply pumps you as
you sleep, giving you a deep milking for the next few hours as you rest
>When you wake up you find you've somehow been moved to the bed, your loving wife sleeping atop you
That does sound really fucking nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727996
Otoutos are not supposed to lewd their sisters. It needs to happen naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727998
Weresheep of any shape are underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728005
Totally agreed. I need my sleepfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727996
Tell me now, what Onee san and Otouto wouldn't want to go live in a sorority where they can do fun things like have pool parties, regular parties, sleep overs, play video games all day together and cuddle with their big sister?

It actually sounds like what heaven is like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728005
Just be aware that its meant to be an endearing and not a frightening phrase when she says 'I wanna make you sleep forever!' while orgasming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728016
>"Ah, baby, tell me I make you so tired~ Tell me I make you fall asleep all the time!"
Cute!
What other weird things would Monstergirl species want you to say to them in the heat of the sexual moment?

[Anonymous No.]

would an orca girl work?
I'm thinking of a the same setup as a mermaid but without scales and having tanned skin with a tanline around her eyes like what a girl would look like if she were wearing goggles while getting tanned,
cant picture it in my head clear enough to know if that would look good or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728072
>either one of your biggest mermaid friends or one of the biggest mermaid bully
might be cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728072

Humans would enjoy her company and public performances. Even the order and haughty mamono would enjoy her playful antics. No one understands why merfolk/sharks are afraid of her. Selkies straight up flee from her presence as though gripped by unadulterated terror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728072
Something along these lines or more like a mermaid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728087
yeah but the eye spot of an orca is such an iconic part of the animal I feel somehow it should be incorporated somehow, if not the tan thing, then at least like a hair accessory like what mia from monster musume has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16725591
If you have a bigger than average garbage can you could actually fit multiple raccoons in at once to be more efficient
but you gotta be careful about liquid displacement

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728097
I think that the way you mentioned of a dark tan or or Hellhound level of black skin with with light skin around the eyes could work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728161
I wonder how good a Gremlin built computer would be?
Probably wouldn't get fucking processor failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728167
Whoops, didn't mean to reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727685
Hey now, they just want to prevent an international incident. Chances are, if you can't get home, you'll help the other people lean about and adjust to the new world. Plus, the government's interrogation and profiling sessions will allow you, your family, and everyone else to essentially resume your lives after leaving their care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728167
>processor failure

Literally doesn't happen unless you overvolt the shit out of it or fail to mate it to the heatsink properly.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like the Order are up to no good Mr. Anon!

What are you going to do in order to save the only monster girl in existence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728188
Or if it's an outmoded hand me down laptop whose warranty expired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728195
Channel my inner Danger Seeker, bust into their headquarters, shout 'I like dudes', and run like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728188
>mate it to the heatsink properly.
gigidi

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728182
I'm not sure. I think my family would miss their old jobs and friends, and be weirded out by monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728195
That's not a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728199
I got a laptop from the early 90's that still runs. Processors don't fail like that. Something on the motherboard or power supply is far more likely the culprit IF you weren't retarded and never cleaned out the dust and shit from the fans and stuff that kept it cool.

>warranty expired
>outmoded
Warranties expire in like a year and processors haven't improved hardly dick in the last five years. Outmoded would be like a Core2Duo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728247
>haven't improved hardly dick in the last five years.
well not in ways someone without a computer engineering background would understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728087
>Those child bearing hips
Mea Culpa

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728259
Slightly more power efficient and slightly smaller die is nothing really when you're looking at performance as the relevant metric. And that's the metric the consumer cares about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728015
There's gotta be two sides to the Onee Sabbath sorority building, right? One side is the pure, innocent love side, and the other is the lewd brother-sister bonding time side.
>In one room, there is an otouto sitting in his onee-san's lap as she helps him get past a tough boss in their video game
>In the next room over, an otouto has eaten a raging shroom and is now fucking his onee-san stupid, giving her some serious cumflation

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728284
I too, want to give that whale a pod of babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728303
I mean they aren't really mutually exclusive because both sides and enjoy both of those situations. But yeah, there's probably ganna be some prude onee sans and Otoutos. And that's fine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728350
Yeah, you have some prude people but it's only a matter of time before they are corrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728195
screech autisticly as i kidnap her while wheiring nothing but a loincloth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728362
I want to corrupt my pure oneesan into a hedonist!

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think sex shops would be like in MGC? And how would they treat customers who come in often?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728398
like gunshops in america i supose

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728394
Just wink at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMLkZXMi8sM

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728419
But i want to bring her her favorite sweets and treats after a long day.

Massage her when she's studying.

Leave some...lewd pictures of her species getting dicked in a variety of ways in her room for her to find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728407
>you have to wait for a background check before you can buy Momster Milfs 13: My Child's Child

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728398
>spoiler
Oh God, I wouldn't want to walk in and have the clerk behind the counter asking if we burned through the restraints again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728442
Do everything with a wink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728398
Like those places that celebrate milestone customers with free swag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728433
>tfw no coconut crab girl who wants you to make her SHINY

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728461
Well, I guess....

[Anonymous No.]

>go for drinks since it's saint patrick's day
>on the way home in the dark while slightly intoxicated
>hear something moving in a bush
>no one's around so start to get a bit worried
>out comes a huge black creature on all fours with a bright red/orange light flashing near the head
>panic
>look closer and it's just a huge dog with a glow in the dark collar
I'm not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed that it wasn't a hellhound, as much as I love the idea of being jumped by a sexy monster girl it reminded me that being faced with the unknown can be terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728478
You don't guess, you wink. Then you become a real otouto to a hedonist nee-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728486
What does the wink actually do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728482
You should've told it you have a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728458
>Smug ass Succubus knows that everyone who walks into her store is either lonely and desperately horny, or in a very active relationship.
>Knows every customer and what they're likely to get.
>Never mocks anyone once, but they know she knows all their kinks.
If I didn't have a demon waifu that girl would probably be targeting me like you wouldn't believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728492
It shows that you are up for the lewds and comfy teasing as well as being a nice otouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728507
Sounds like the boring way to get it done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728398
there was a greentext way back about an anon working in a sex shop with a fox, the anon wore a mask cause he had self esteem issues and he didnt wanna get jumped behind the counter

it either ended with the fox tenderly loving him or in a gangbang she filmed
there was a lot of good stuff i wish i had saved, like that DnD with a lich session

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728503
The thought that someone like that would know why I'm repeatedly buying fireproof leg restraints, spreaders, rope and magazines starring Ignis, Sallies, Hinezumis and Lava Golems with hardcore/rape tags terrifies me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728398
I bet all the stores that sell latex clothes would know KDF by name.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728551
I'm sure some of them would anon, yes. I feel like there would come a point where we'd fine one or two latex designers we really liked and then commission them directly though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728543
Just remember anon, whatever you do don't buy one of the monstergirl Onaholes they sell.
It feels just like the real thing, and they've got one for every species, but It'll also cover your dick in pheromones that'll attract that monstergirl species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728565
I forgot that Loen has drawn Kejourou before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728575
But anon, I'd already have a personal fucktoy
I guess I could have my waifu use one on me though

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if your onee-san wanted you to dress up like a character from her favorite magical boy show?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728590
Then just get one for her species.
Simple.

[Anonymous No.]

Who are the head honchos of the Mist Continent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728565
I want to get a haughty ojou Kej to try a Big Mac!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721655
Late response but good luck with that, he's so deeply entrenched in faggotry like a gay monsterboy fox that it's an impossibility at this point of a reform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728605
Now that I think about it, couldn't I get an enchanted onahole with the exact texture and consistency of my waifu's holes?

Y'know, for if I'd ever have to travel without her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728626
If you're willing to pay, then yeah. You can even get it enchanted to actually connect to her so she feels it.
Of course, she could also get a dildo with the exact same property.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728620
I'm disappointed in the fact that there are people that still have hope for that cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728613
Weaboo Lilim.

Just like /fit/ Lilim is boss of the Amazon Nation and Angel Lilim is the boss of Heaven.

Well maybe not that last one at least not yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728613
Nobody knows.

Possible some kind of Dragon Empress. Though if Wuxia has taught us anything she doesn't matter and there's a shitload of corrupt lord/Bandit lords who have to be defeated by a team of just heroes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728653
>Mist Continent
>Weeaboo
>Lilims holding positions of outside of not-Europe
And no, cancerous Donutsteelims don't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728640
Oh, boy, that means, I could just call my waifu and use it and still have a taste of home no matter where I am.
>spoiler
This is fine. Though, she'd have to wait 'til she could get a proper fill from me though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728653
>china
>weeaboo
Anon please, Japan is Zipangu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728398
At one point I thought up a story about anon working on collar shop, which also provides walking services.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728668
positions of power*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728673
I'd want my waifu to tease me with a dildo linked to my dick and here's how.
>Step 1: Tie me to the bed
>Step 2: Shove the dildo inside herself and then put on her clothes and go around town doing errands and visiting her old friends from high school.
>Step 3: Return home to me, twitching, panting and with my crotch covered in cum.
>If she's feeling particularly sadistic that day she'd shove an extra one in her ass and then use an orgasm denial spell on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728702
Aww jeez anon, that sounds pretty fantastic. I could definitely see my waifu doing this when she's at work, but it'd have to be on a day where our daughteru goes straight to a friend's house for a sleepover after school as I wouldn't be available to welcome her home after school.

Bonus points if my waifu has me all tied up and stuff before I wake up in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728702
Oh, my. Now that's quite lewd. And not even being able to release for who knows how long is diamond inducing.

Also, I'm now even more terrified at the thought of my waifu developing separation anxiety and using a linked-dildo while I'm at work so she can still feel me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728711
>>16728719
Yeah, my waifu's lewd as hell.
But the aftercare where we cuddle up on the couch and play games together after a nice warm shower? That's the best part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728778
Yeah, aftercare is the best part about that kind of stuff. Being able to cuddle up to a monstergirl after doing that would be great

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728642
To be completely honest he's an okay writer, but a shit person. Kind of like how his passive-aggressive shitheel butt buddy Shoggy is a shit person AND a shit writer for a twofer deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728783
Especially if hair stroking is involved.
Something about the idea just makes me feel so calm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728682
Then what the fuck do I call Not China?

A nation of abandoned MGs since they are all girls, ruled by some kind of exiled Lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728822
The Mist Continent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728817
Honestly, I'd love for my waifu to grab a thick blanket and cuddle under it while she breathes on me and softly runs her claws over me. Maybe even put on a movie until we pass out..

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728822
Mist Continent you nitwit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728873
Second best Extra Servant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728873
Good lord he's done it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728398
My guess is that it wouldn't be too different from a normal adult store. They would probably have a wider variety of products though; magical items that boost stamina or cater to people's more obscure fetishes. Then on the side, they would most likely be running an escort service where the lonelier guys can go, and my guess would be that if they did that, they'd have a wide variety of girls who work part-time as an escort there. So much so, that you could probably choose any species you wanted. Lastly, they would have an escort service for human women as well; however, it would be for human women that want to be monsterized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728664

In my custom version of the settings, the Mist Continent is pretty much The Romance of the Three Kingdoms era but where Wei won.

Good times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728904
And suddenly I'm imagining MG takes on Zhao Yun and Guan Yu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBBVPSsFCUc

Behold, the Mist Continent Khornette.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728879
But anon.
She, Nero, Nursery Rhyme, and Drake are best girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728940
You're not wrong.

But my heart just cries out UMU

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728904
Wei best faction. Cao Cao is a cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgur.com/OXxtCn1

I got lazy near the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728949
It is a great day for sheep fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728949
I vaguely recognize this style, but who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728942
Nothing wrong with that.

Nero would be best dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728949
>Buttslut sheepgirl
I must have a bit of welsh in me cause this is turnin me on

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728668
>Steelims
>Cancerous
Unpopular opinion, but if you don't like them you can just ignore them. Nobody is forcing you to recognize their existence and if it flusters your fanny that much just make a filter list and git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>Can't stop thinking about/wanting to discuss topics pertinent to Automatons
>Don't want them to go the way of the Manticore and get oversaturated either
Suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728967
Mad that people are talking smack about your donutsteel I see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728967
Not him but people are allowed to say when they think something is retarded or cancerous which certainly includes 'how don't you know the backstory of steelim x here you should read their totally awesome story its thread culture required reading'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728983
They have a loooong way to go for that, I wouldn't worry. Its different than the other repetitive topics we've been discussing for the past few days that are fine but could use a change up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728949
>nude with thighhighs and heels
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728992
That was one of the more strange things about joining these threads a recent while back, it seemed like a certain crowd absolutely expected everyone to have read not just Lilim stories but other old or continuing stories as well when they didn't really appeal or seem relevant at all anymore. When I stated I wasn't aware of the steelims and didn't particularly care to know more about them I was sent some sort of summary of each of them. It was a bit baffling why someone thought that would be necessary to send, as if one couldn't make it through the thread without knowing who someone's Original Character was compared to someone elses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728967
He's right though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728999
Some of the new waifufags need to tone it down a bit, sometimes it gets close to practically namefag circlejerks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728955
Art or color?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729025
>sometimes it gets close to practically namefag circlejerks
It more or less is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729025
There's also the constant waifu questionnaire shit and the equally cancerous "What is your waifu/daughterus name?" faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729025
They seems kinda quiet today. At most it's just the cultist rp guy is doing his thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729025
Certainly a bit. I wouldn't mind if they just mixed up the topic a bit more. Though to be fair I'm sure many of them discuss things other than just their waifus but don't necessarily associate themselves with each post. Like I'm doing right now! Meta!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729038
>constant waifu questionnaire
Now now, that's been toned down quite a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729053
It needs to go away forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729047
Yeah, I don't really see the need of bringing up my waifu every post I make. Mind as well discuss other girls and play around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729025
I like that a couple of this group have admitted when they've gone overboard and tried to improve instead of just sperging out. Alot more than can be said for typical namefags or some of the old cancerous people

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729025
Yeah, I've, uh, essentially went overbooard this past week. I'll 'simmer' it down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729025
do people just want conflict? sometimes I get the impression that waifu wars are just an excuse to fight.

[Anonymous No.]

Lemme see dem drunk Monstergirls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728988
I don't even have a donut steel that can be attributed to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729116
There's nothing wrong with addressing actual problems with the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729038
There's only so much shit we can talk about before we have to resort to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729118
she doesn't look drink,
in fact with her body it would probably take an obscene amount of alcohol just to get her tipsy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726028
A bit late replying to this topic, but it should be noted KC has done some more updated inari art as well for a novel a fan wrote, though Japanese fans may be more familiar with the work as they can read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729116
Waifu wars don't even happen, it's just that some people keep bringing up the same thing everyday to the point where it's easy to recognize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729116
No one's fighting though? Just some occasional quality control. Like people have said the new crew seems good for now about toning it down when called out on it. And barring some people not liking certain aspects of certain people's waifu I'd hardly say anyone really wars against other people's waifus.
Except lilims. But that's tradition at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729132
I just love talking about life with my waifu because I'm a very sad and lonely individual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729136
Yes, a lot of us are but that doesn't mean we need keep talking about our waifus. Talk about her species or different girls and shit like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Since we seem to be doing quality control, was the Pro/Con thing and subsequent short greentexts a yay or a nay? I didn't consider if people may have felt it was annoying or not, so m'bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729143
Well I do talk about other girls, but only to try to tempt people into them.
I'm only interested in my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729094
>Yeah, I've, uh
Speaking of quality control, this isn't exactly an acceptable level of posting on 4chan.

I don't particularly enjoy yelling at people, but it's clear there's been an influx of new posters from somewhere recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729156
I think it was a bit nice and new. No need to keep doing it though.

>>16729158
Just don't throw your waifu in the middle of a discussion and I think you're good.

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>>16727533
They're harmless anon (unless I suppose if you caught one and tried restraining it), you shouldn't hate a species just because you think it looks threatening/ugly to you.

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>>16729174
janitors have been deleting MM threads on /a/ on and off so that might be it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729156
It was pretty neat. Stuff like that is goo, but we don't want it to get overdone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729176
I don't throw her in unless someone prompts me to, so I think we're fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729179
Some things never change I see.
Just like my love for shortstack manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719053
I want hellhound to show me who the boss of this gym is

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729190
is it the dire holst with the big smile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729118
Drunk wan and kon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729188
>Not being into Lolicores
>Not being into Mecha-cores

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729198
Oh anon.
Implying I don't like all those things.

I also want a CC dragon with a lance and K-cup titties.

God damn Arturia Lancer does things to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729197
their facial expressions seem really familiar, like the artist used something as a refrence that i cant seem to remember.

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>>16729174
That's a touch pedantic of an assumption to make. Content and repetitiveness is one thing, but it's a bit silly to try and regulate how someone types simply because of some grognard sentimentality for a 4chan 'posting style'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728613
The youko book profile claims nine tailed youkos are rulers of at least parts of the Mist Continent. Albeit that initial info from their book profile paints the Mist as a lot more lust-crazy than it turned out to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728983
Well dragon discussion pops up a lot but it hasn't gone the way of the manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729176
>>16729181
Gotcha bossman.
>>16729190
Get out of that eh, jabroni collar.
>>16729197
Now we're talkin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729212
Its helped by how there are multiple kinds of dragons and factions of dragon fans.

Though for the record my love for manticores has never waned, I suppose at the same time it can't be said I ever spammed talk about them.

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>>16729211
Chinese Mofu stronk.
And now I have to wonder what kind of treatment an Automaton will receive in a Mist Continent region.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out for kung-fu mice or wrassling tigers.

They'll fight you to a standstill and give you to their sickly little sister as a husband.

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>>16729225
Terra cotta golems might be cool.

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>>16729204
Anon you don't get it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns7fNPiNiNc

One of the maximum donut steels I've had conceptualized is basically a Manticore that was Jensened by a Gremlin after something happened to her, like a fire and explosion and shit. We're talking mofu that can adjust its softness or firmness at will, eyes that essentially can function like pit glands on a snake.

Or my favorite part of Not!Balaikacore, a tailpussy that can vacuum seal your cock and jerk you off with such precision, such vigor that you'll never go back to the organic thing.

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>>16729197
What is that old hag fox lecturing me about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729284
The wonders of life.

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>>16729244
>spoiler
It's a shame that mamonobama could not cure the debilitating Japanese flu, but how noble of these onee-sans! I would fight them in earnest, but subtly throw the match to help them.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a squirrel. Any tips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729323
show off your nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729269
I never asked for tailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729323
Pay an arachne in cream-pies and a jar of instant coffee, and she'l set up a web and help you molest the squirrel that gets caught.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729284
>"HIC! Lemme... lemme tell ya somethin anon, I got... W-when sheveryone telsh you that they like big tits, they're ffffucking lying, sshhome... shome guysh can't even... HIC handle a... real mofu... uurgh..."
>"Anon, I think she's asking you to play with her titties~"
>"Shhhuddap, you bhitsh! Heesh a good guy, he cen make hish own de-URP! deschishun..."
>An hour later she's literally grabbing your hand and forcing you to squeeze her massive milktanks while her dark-haired friend laughs so hard you think she'll pass out >"Taaake me hoooome anooooooooon! Gaaanna ssshhuffucatshe yew in MOFFFutiddy URP!"

Talk about blackmail material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729323
Always remember to take your pants off before you try to penetrate her. Gets really difficult if you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't a pallas cat girl, would you anon? They always look grumpy, even if they are super fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729326
>That's a lot of nuts

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>>16729349
>An hour later she's literally grabbing your hand and forcing you to squeeze her massive milktanks while her dark-haired friend laughs so hard you think she'll pass out
>"Taaake me hoooome anooooooooon! Gaaanna ssshhuffucatshe yew in MOFFFutiddy URP!"
I'd oblige happily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729349
I want to molest her big tiddies
>>16729376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2vBZuLI3oI

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729349
I wanna motorboat her while she cries saying she's an ugly cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729385
You know the rules, but I'll help.

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>>16729349
>>16729383
Rethink your decisions to squeeze or blackmail carefully, Anons. The Mofu Mafia does not take kindly to whimsical or disloyal husbands.

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>>16729323
Just get the information out there, the ratatoskr network will become aware of you soon (assuming they are not already).

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>>16729374
They're the cutest, and they have round eye pupils
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jNtnsWCQeI
I imagine them as extra fluffy, shy and kuu
>>16729393
Thanks?

[Anonymous No.]

Have you called and made the world a better place yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729394
Why would anyone give up perfectly perfect mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729393
Fuck that Golem if you're so great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729412
Yes. I even had monsters that make the world even better.

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>>16729412
I'm not a slut anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729424
We trained this Salamander wrong, as a joke!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729394
>Mofu Mafia enforcer gets drunk and begs anon to molest her massive tiddies
>Wakes up the next morning cuddled up with him with his dick balls deep in her cleavage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729394
B-But she came onto me!

I can't refuse the wishes of a high ranking member of the Mofu Yakuza!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729383
>>16729385
>>16729391
>>16729394
>You've practically carried her the entire way home- actually, for the last couple blocks you literally did, her heaving tits squashed against the back of your neck- but you've finally reached your flat
>As you fumble with the lock, you feel her hands start to slide down the hem of your pants and rather ungracefully, if even a little bit painfully, grope your package through your underwear
>Apparently, she thinks she's being seductive or sly, because she's fufufuing like it's going out of style, but as you open the door and walk in with her hands still down your pants, her legs refuse to function and it turns into you awkwardly dragging her by her arms onto the couch
>You flop her onto the bed, her huge creamy breasts wobbling and crashing against one another, sending ripples through them that threaten to pop one out of her too-tight confines
>her jean shorts are way too tight for her voluptuous hips, her thighs spilling out from the leg holes, and their fit betrays the suggestion of a puffy vulva underneath
>her hair is messy from whipping around to her 'favorite song' (all five of them) while you were at the bar, giving her messy bangs that betray a sensuality about her face
>In that moment, with her midriff exposed from her too-small tank top and her arms extended above her head behind her laying on the couch with everything wrapped to perfection, you can't help but admit she looks absolutely gorgeous
>Then she turns her yellow eyes to look at you as her breath halts in curiosity and silent anticipation

Well, you guys wouldn't take advantage of a drunk coworker, right?

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>>16729394
I'd intentionally cross the Mofu Mafia to get myself a foxwaifu.

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>>16729455
Really though, it ain't right to fuck a girl who's too shithammered. I'd kiss her forehead, tuck her in to my bed, sleep on the couch and make her breakfast the next day. We'll both feel better about it the next day, even if she has a pounding headache.

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>>16729469
>They send a Mofu Assassin to rape you and mindbreak you with her extra soft fluffy mofu
Imagine her confusion when you enjoy it from the word go.

>>16729487
Hope you wanted to wake up with her lips around your dick anon.

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>>16729487
This >>16729493
That's a one way ticket to mindblowing morning paizuri + Blowjob. Plus SE is probably a great hangover cure for a monstergirl.

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>>16729493
>>16729501
>she's drunker than me
>implying she'll wake up before me
I'm an early riser, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729510
Anon, she'll probably burn it off quicker than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729513
I wouldn't mind waking up with her cuddling me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729515
You're going to wake up with her tits around your dick and your tip in her mouth right before cumming down into her mouth.

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>>16729487
>>16729510
>"Oh. Morning."
>She doesn't answer and stares at you wrapped up in your blanket with an unreadable expression on her face
>"...Why didn't you fuck me last night, anon?"
>You flip her pancakes over, unsure how to answer, the silence becoming uncomfortable after a few minutes
>Finally you feel two large squishy orbs push into your back as two delicate hands wrap around you
>"...Thanks."
>Smile as you finish her pancakes and set them on the table, ruffling her hair and pouring you both a pot of coffee

Good man anon. You just got yourself a real loyal friend that trusts you.

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>>16729522
I want this
>>16729520
This can come later

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729515
what if in a blackout you guys went to an ice cream party that got too rowdy and now shes all sticky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729522
Her friend is still gonna gossip that she slept over while shitfaced though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729531
I don't drink enough to black out anymore, I've learned what I'm capable of
>>16729537
Let her, she's just jelly she went home alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729522
Just imagine how much stronger her relationship will be with you.
Imagine the nuzzles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729541
>I don't drink enough to black out anymore
implying you would have a choice with a funnel in your mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729493
Naturally I'd plan to take advantage of her momentary confusion to steal a romantic kiss from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729548
Get ready to get pelviscerated by a horny mega-mofu kitsune with a massive ass and big tits.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey everybody, new wife commission finished.
Still a bunch more in progress.

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>>16729545
part of the way to get around that is not putting myself in binge drinking situations anymore. I used to drink really heavily, but now I drink moderately, and it's for fun, not slow suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

Concerning raging mushrooms:

>Additionally, if a monster eats this mushroom, her ferocity will remarkably increase, and she'll become a sex crazed beast and attack a man. Even timid monsters like “cockatrice” and innocent monsters like “alice” will intently attack and copulate with men like wild beasts, so it can be used to spice things up for a fresh sexual experience.

I usually imagine how funny it would be to see a fairy or other such weak/tiny monster under the effects of a raging mushroom. Now I can add the idea of a ratatoskr suddenly becoming as bold and dominating as she pretends to be.

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>>16729554
that strawberry holst needs to be hit with a spell of embiggenment, same as the short one, need them in the 7-10 foot range

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729551
I'm not just ready, in fact, I'm counting on it. I'd actually be disappointed if I could even walk properly the next day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729553
Good stuff Gazerfriend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729530
>>16729542
She'd show up a week later dressed modestly to apologize, and it would turn into your first actual date. She'd slowly develop into the best wife you could dream of and you'd be showered in loving paizuri and fun playful nights on the town together from then forward.

This route means you didn't get a threesome with her friend and never find out about her ties with the Mofu Yakuza. The end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729554
I didn't know Ooba Minori is that tall.
>Look it up, she's 5'6
I guess the majority of characters in there are shortstacks then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729575
I'm pretty sure you'd find out when she wants you to cum on her tattoos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729575
>didn't get a threesome
I am ok with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729581
You didn't get a threesome but you got Paizuri any time you want.

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>>16729579
The respect you showed her that night even when she was at her most vulnerable made her realize that there were genuinely good people out there that you'd never expect to be so, which made her rethink her life and she slowly cut ties with the Yakuza. A bit of illusion magic or powder and she managed to keep the tattoos hidden from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729587
I want naizuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729587
>>16729581
>Jealous friend gets a Rata to spy on you and her
>"So how many times have they had paizuri with her big disgusting cowtits?"
>"Lady, its gonna be easier to count out the times they HAVEN'T been havin paizuri. If titties could stain, hers would be white as pure snow."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729602
paizuri is fine and all, but I really want to cum deeply in her and give her little fox babbies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729554
>twin tiny tittymonsters
>the one in the swimsuit
I dig.

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>>16729589
But what if she's always fantasized about her husband cumming on her tattoos?

>>16729599
Then go find one of the Okaa-san's daughterus anon. The bitchy ojou-sama with a flat chest.
She's cuddly despite her sharp tongue.

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>>16729553
Cute as always, Gazerfag. I always enjoy seeing new commissions!

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>>16729607
Oh you do, every single night to the brim. You're just a very horny couple that sometimes needs a 'release' in the middle and afternoon and morning of the day. You have a full family in no time of cute little white haired foxerus.

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>>16729554
I recognize that orange haired Succubus, the paizuri Dark Elf, the pink tailed Succubus, Uni, Shiki's Succubus, and the Dark Elf with the red sweater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729619
I want this life

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729623
i want a big dark elf who the bottoms of her hands and feet are lighter than the rest of her skin

[Anonymous No.]

>no monster wife
I'm drinking expensive as fuck bourbon and listening to Rush to ease my pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729624
All because you didn't rape a mega-titty insecure foxu when she was drunk on the couch. Good decisions pay off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729639
Feels good. If only she was real.

[Anonymous No.]

>Being bullied by Ratatoskr
>She gloats about how she knows all your secrets
>You get mad and can't control your anger
>You giver her a hard shove
>She falls backwards part way
>Her comically large, bushy tail prevents her from falling on her ass
>You collapse to your knees
>"Goddammit!"
>She stands above you, unleashing her best evil villain laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729669
You realize that leaves her crotch unguarded, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729616
Too bad it isn't a good MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729412
>not posting the best part
So the vidyagaem loli oni and the Momotaro housewife oni are the imoutos of slut Hospital oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729412
>>16729713
source please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729713
Big red Oni a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729723
I prefer them blue, or purple-ish blue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729751
Sexy medium violet Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729765
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729771
>only 6'3
needs to be bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729751
>>16729765
>>16729771
This artist's onis are so perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729778
I really wanna commission ittla at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

what is the best urethra/anus combo for girls with the lamia/mermaid kinda body type?

>Vagina in front, urethra-anus combo in back
>Vagina, urethra, and anus in front
>Vagina and urethra in front, anus in back

This is the most creepy, autistic thing I've ever typed, but I need to know where everyone stands on this. The anatomy aspec of snekst always annoys me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729782
If she's cute, does it matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729782
>urethra/anus combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729781
>that smug blue one
hnnnnnnnnnnnnng

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729782
Butt-urethra is the most sensible.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729778
>>16729798
Why you saving samples though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729829
Sometimes I cruise boorus drunk, ok?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to frankenstein a monstergirl together from my favorite parts of others

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729781
You should, I've gotten one from him and it's fantastic. He's a great artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729782
Anatomically having it all in front makes the most sense (i.e. the vertebrae of the spine and tail are in the way of having any openings in the back), and so long as she keeps it reasonably clean I am okay with that.

Course nothing is stopping such monster girls from having some weird anatomy to allow for them to have functioning anuses in the back, but it's be a tall order to have it make sense.

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>>16729846
Though now that I think more about it, the best option might be to have the vagina opening where it would be on a human, and the anus further down the tail (the opening being normally all but invisible). The urethra could be in either place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729846
>(i.e. the vertebrae of the spine and tail are in the way of having any openings in the back)
I never saw the problem with that. The snake/fish parts just just start beneath the bum like legs on a person.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think the guys would be outnumbered by the girls in a monster girl society?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728800
don't associate me with shoggocks, shoggocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729892
Seeing as monstergirls only make daughterus, absolutely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729892
There's a lot of dependencies on that
>>16729910
For now, in one setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729892
Monstergirls don't breed at the rate humans do, so it depends on the location.

I could see Spirit Realms like Undead Kingdoms having high monstergirl-to-human populations though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16727256
Anon you literally just made my week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729817
>Saw a preview of this on Pixiv a few days ago
>Thought that the guy tried to get with the oni but couldn't satisfy her, before moving on to the centaur
>In actuality he's the only guy there who can satisfy the Oni, and she just disguises the fact out of pride
>Similarly gets the centaur addicted to his D
Well I was way off base.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729839
I've been really craving a Hellhound with some nice abs, so I may ask for a full color of that, maybe using one of these for the reference: http://imgur.com/a/mesLJ

[Anonymous No.]

Its hip to fuck plant twins

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730028

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729896
Fuck off Bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730028
What does their nectar taste like

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730124
Sweetened Pomegranate. And it goes down reeal smooth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16726469
That is extortion and you should be ashamed of yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730033
delete this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729782
>no mention of glorious Cloaca

[Anonymous No.]

What are easy, low level Monster Girls to grind for exp before fighting the stronger ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730191
Blue slimes, bubble slimes, zombies, maybe dormice?

It isn't wise to leave the village to fight until you've spent a few years of hard work on the farm, though. Some of the stronger girls like scrawnier men because of a predator/prey kink, and once they're after you, it's hard to find a wall thick enough to hide behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730213
I guess I'll stay at the village, until some powerful mayadere Monster Girl comes along and destroys it.

Then I can begin my quest to defeat her, while meeting interesting characters and visiting strange places along the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730028
Are plantgirls capable of digesting normal food? How would they react to something like a homemade cookie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729487
>it ain't right to fuck a girl who's too shithammered
This. Besides, drunk people are a turn-off

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730028
I wanna nibble on those little plant ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730245
Eat yer greens

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729782
>Having an anus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730249
Ganna eat those plants out and get healthy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730191
The undead are great girls to grind. All you have to do is hang out in the graveyard at night and farm zombies and the occasional silver-ranked ghoul for rare booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730028
They don't call me "Green Thumbs" for nothing!

[Anonymous No.]

Food's not ready yet, dude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730348
Yukari is just too darn impatient

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730256
Zombies sound easy, Ghoul might be tricky though, would need to avoid her, or she'll go all delinquent on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730348
>dude
You still haven't explained this to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730348
Mommy is busy cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729673
Single minded fool, the important part is that she's further off balance!

It's a better position to start swinging her around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728087
What's the point of water goggles if she's part sea creature?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730431
What's going to actually desmug the smug squirrel? Getting Gay Bowered across the room or suddenly having anon's cock hilted in her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730437
>However, they are a timid race by nature, and when push comes to shove and it's time to have sex with a man, they just might become bewildered, and they also often lose their nerve and flee when there's the perfect opportunity to violate a man. When they're strongly desired after overly fanning the flames of a man's passion and driving him wild, they can't understand what happened. Although they might have thought that they had the man in the palm of their hand until then, they may end up like a small female animal, unable to resist the man turned beast and being ravished as he pleases.
Sorry smugfag, thee girls aren't for you. Eyecontact is all it takes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730445
I'm not trying to make a squirrel mine, I'm trying to corrupt an anon into desmugging the squirrel by whipping it out onto her face.
My waifu's enough smug for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730404
What is there to explain, dudester?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730457
Why you end all your RPing with "dude". Is that something Ran says?

[Anonymous No.]

Kinda off topic, but has anybody noticed that in a lot of boards, there will be a lot of broken images? I've gone into threads where more than half of the images posted are broken. What's up with that?

Also, cuddlebug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730493
Just chinese moot fucking up like usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730493
I dunno but it's probably just like >>16730494 said.

I want to bury my face in the cuddle bug's pads!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730483
Why does Slowpoke want a holstaur? Why does Flanfly fly?
The answer is "posters with extra chromosomes."

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Dragon Zombies are sociable?
What about regular Dragons? I always thought of them as a pretty individualistic species

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730553
Is this a new piece of art? Look great!

But I imagine Dragon Zombies as being not really being sociable. They'd prefer to just sit in with their husband and fuck. And for vanilla Dragons they'd prefer to stay alone in the mountains. That won't stop me from getting my Dragon's to socialize. Having friends is always a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730553
>Anon Gets Cornered by Dragon Zombie triplets.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730568
What kind of virile man managed to get a dragon pregnant with triplets, and then let them die without meeting a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730565
>But I imagine Dragon Zombies as being not really being sociable. They'd prefer to just sit in with their husband and fuck. And for vanilla Dragons they'd prefer to stay alone in the mountains
I think the same

>That won't stop me from getting my Dragon's to socialize.
Don't make her befriend Dragons unless you want her to show you off every time someone brings up their hoard

>>16730568
You know that one on the left has very malicious ideas in mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730578
Oh I'll get my Dragons to show off what they've got. I love haughty dragon arguments, it's cute!

>>16730576
On top of that, AN UNDEAD DRAGON. That takes a lot of impregnation. But who knows, maybe he finally managed to knock her up and she had triplets. It would make me the happiest man alive in 3 Dragon eggs to cuddle and care for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730493
hiro is personally messing with 4chan to make your viewing experience worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729197
Please respect the 狸娘 tag.
The left one is clearly a Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730576
>Paladin Anon fights a Dragon
>The battle ends with a draw
>He decides to stay with her until he manages to defeat her
>Constant fighting and living together grows their love
>They marry and have 3 children
>He forbids his daughters to look for a man until they manage to defeat either him or their mother
>None are able to do it
>Centuries pass
>The legend of Paladin Anon and his Dragon wife is still passed down through generations
>As for their daughters, they zombified and are still waiting for their own paladin anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730634
I'd train to be a paladin so I can marry a cute Zombie Dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730644
All you have to do is defeat their scary father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730648
That could definitely prove a challenge. If he managed to match a dragon then he's probably quite strong.

I'd give it my best shot though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730654
He's actually just really wily.
He shakes your hand before the duel and uses that opportunity to kick you in the dick as hard as he can.

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>>16730705
That can't be fair, I thought paladins had respectful battles. How am I supposed to best a man who's kicked me incredible hard in the dick?

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>>16730720
Get up and kick him in the dick.

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>>16730736
Who knew battles between paladins are comprised of kicking each other in the dick?

How do their Dragon wives even cope?

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>>16730740
They slap each other in the tits

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>>16730740
Disdain for tomfoolery

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>>16730747
How does it stop? When one wins?

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>>16730770
It ends when their nipples hurt
As for who wins, only them know

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>>16730802
Well I sure wouldn't want to fight that's for sure. Guess I'd just beg the Paladin for his daughters hand in marriage.

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>>16730814
I don't think begging works on paladin

It might work on their mother though, Dragons are great at reading people's feeling
If you love them enough she will know it

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>>16729896
>not associating two faggot peas in the same pod: the post>>16730494

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>>16730824
See, there's always an alternative. I'd love her daughteru with all my heart!

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>>16730824
Probably just gonna kick him in the dick to see if he loves her enough to stand back up.

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>>16730867
If he holds out, his dick, balls and crotch are going to really be hurt. He's going to need his new wife's special attention.

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>>16730871
If he can hold out, he has been proven worthy.

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>>16730867
>>16730873
I wouldn't have guessed that the draconic rite of passage is to get kicked in the balls

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>>16730878
There's just something about rite of passage fantasies.

>Be anon
>Fail the rite of passage against your dragon waifu's father
>not allowed to marry her or see her
>you trek up the mountain to see her in secret all the time because you love her with all your heart

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>>16730878
If someone kicked me in the dick as I was trying to court their daughteru, you can be sure as hell I'm following the ritual for the one who comes after my daughteru.

Not of indignant rage, but as respect for all those before me. It's not a cycle of rage. It's a cycle of being a man

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>>16730888
So dramatic
Phantoms probably hoard all kinds of books about rites of passage to fuel their drama fantasies

Aside from Phantoms I'd bet all the powerful species love drama

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>>16730899
>Being a man is getting kicked in your manhood damaging it

Silly silly dragons.

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>>16730903
Nothing that can't be fixed with dickus ex machimana

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>>16730901
It's a breakaway from the norm and can be quite romantic.

What about a Salamander or lizardmen who fall for a weak but cute boy and they end up falling in love?

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>>16730899
Sounds interesting but I don't think I could do that to a husband of one of my daughterus. I'd prefer to challenge him in a different way, like how much help he is in the kitchen.

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>>16730908
Instant classic
It'd be taught at school and little monster girls and their childhood friend would act it out for the school's yearly play

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>>16730913
Ah the classic "help me in the kitchen" that escalates into drunken yelling and a "YOU WANNA ARM WRESTLE ?"

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>>16730924
I hope it doesn't end up like that, but anything can happen when you break out the wine.

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>>16730931
Especially when someone fucks up a deglazing

[Anonymous No.]

>月曜日だけど20日に更新するか、日曜の休みのうちに更新するか…と考えていたら、20日も祝日だった・・・！
>If it was Monday but I thought I would renew on Sunday or on Sunday's holiday ... 20th was a holiday ...!
Gee thanks google.

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>>16730939
This is the kind of shit that ends up in a knife fight
Their drunken fury will be fueled by the cheers of their monster girls significant other

>>16730940
Update tomorrow then? Or the 20th since it's a holiday?
Confusing tweet

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>>16730939
I'd be testing his ability, seeing if he'll make a good husband for my precious daughteru. He better not fuck up.

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>>16730940
>>16730946
So
Soon™

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>>16730913
Meat brining for the mofu!

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>>16730940
I THINK what he's saying here is that he wants to update on the 20th to line up with some holiday, but his tweet is asking if he should delay for it or release Sunday instead.

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>>16730996
>Venerable old man will only let you marry his six tailed fox daughter if you can cook a better fried tofu than him

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>>16731013
Should be the zombie samurai next right? I say he should get it over and done with, everyone knows who the girls in the book were.

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>>16731013
No no, he's saying he planned to release it on the monday but forgot the 20th was a holiday. He's asking if he should release sooner

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>>16731056
I'm sure he is using the time he gets from releasing the MGE2 girls to progress on other profiles/projects
I think he gave up on the MGE game though, so I don't know what kind of project he is keeping secret from us

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>>16731087
Probably working on the world guide and he's also said before that he would like to do another doujin.

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>>16730634
What a dumb ass father. If i noticed that my dragon daughter was going to the hikineet route I would kidnap a dude or something or post her add on a dating site if we are talking about a modern setting.

No daughterus of mine are dying alone.

[Anonymous No.]

Since it's so dead right now, how about them Undead Kingdoms?

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>>16731241
Sleepy kingdoms

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>>16731241
There's no better place to live. The castle top left would be 11/10 if it overlooked the ocean.

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>>16731241
I'd stay as far as possible from them. Not my favorite places to live.

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>>16731241
I can't help but imagine huge werewolf girls prowling the streets to "gobble up" huaband

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>>16731241
That's pretty much my ideal kind of undead kingdom. maybe a more traditional style mansion lower down by the lake and it'd be perfect.

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>>16729469
>>16729493
Nobody expects a yeti assassin but don't underestimate them, they can hide many guns and weapons in their fluff

The problem is getting their big fingers in the trigger

[Anonymous No.]

Some one explain the pastebin bots to me. Is it just the first ~150, or do they constantly inflate the viewing numbers?

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>>16731254
This image makes me wonder if Undead Kingdoms can pop up in areas like the Mist Continent and not-Egypt.

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>>16731241
I don't love undeads enough to marry one but I am convinced that undead kindgoms are among the best vacation places
Peaceful and calm, filled with history, classy parties, theater plays, crazy laboratories, etc...

I would take my wife there in a heartbeat

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>>16731275
Of course. not!Egypt styled necropolises would be cool. I can't picture a Mist Continent undead kingdom though

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>>16731275
Glorious sleepy mist kingdoms.
「ＣＯＺＹ」 as fuck

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>>16731275
I've always wondered that too, I've had an idea about an undead kingdom an an ice queen region for a while.

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>>16731281
>I can't picture a Mist Continent undead kingdom though
I can, anyone that's played a few chinese/korean mmos has came across areas with jiangshi enemies before.

Zipangu undead kingdoms are fairly easy to imagine too.

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>>16731241
I imagine an undead kingdom to be like a nice Yarnham.

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>>16731281
>I can't picture a Mist Continent undead kingdom though
Think Chinese architecture bathed in perpetual moonlight.
>>16731288
>I've had an idea about an undead kingdom an an ice queen region for a while.
So something like Irithyll? I don't blame you though, Soulsborne areas like it and Yharnam are good templates for Undead Kingdoms in the MGE.

>tfw MGE Jiang-Shi have fuck-all for art and not even any drawfag OCs to their name

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>>16731294
>Zipangu undead kingdoms are fairly easy to imagine too.
That they are. But unfortunately I haven't played any chinese or korean mmos.

>>16731299
>Think Chinese architecture bathed in perpetual moonlight.
With webs and cracked wood?

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>>16730240
Every monster is partially human, so yes they can, it's just they still have their preferred diet.

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>>16731304
>With webs and cracked wood?
Would webs in Undead Kingdoms be purely cosmetic?

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>>16731271
It's hard to say, but writefags usually keep it unlisted for around an hour or two. I'm not an expert, but I'm guessing the bots mostly use that 'recent pastes' list on the right.

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>>16731322
>Turns out it's just excess silk repurposed for aesthetics

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>>16731322
Or it could be that undead arachnes do it to feel more at home

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>>16731299
>So something like Irithyll? I don't blame you though, Soulsborne areas like it and Yharnam are good templates for Undead Kingdoms in the MGE.
Only ever played DS1 for them but I've got a few ideas for what they would look like at least.
>>16731304
>That they are. But unfortunately I haven't played any chinese or korean mmos.
Not even RO? Payon Dungeon was nice, could have an underground undead kingdom in the mist continent.

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>>16731329
>>16731338
Creepy crawlies like Arachnes would fare well in Undead Kingdoms. provided creepy crawlies in the MGE can become Undead.

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>>16731363
Don't see why not. At the very least spiders would fit in with an undead mist kingdom in terms of the typical web aesthetic and your notchinese silk trade.

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Any species can become a zombie and eventually a wight right? That's what I'd like to see art of. Wight undead lamias or arachne or holstaur or somethin. That or a Zombie Dragon turned Wight. Just as horny but now much more gentle femdomish or a knowing/teasing sub.

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>>16731408
I think I seem to recall KC mentioning that only the succubus family can become Wights.

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>>16731363
Undead is the best species type purely because all things can become undead.

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>>16731411
Oh really? Shucks, I don't remember that but I don't doubt you.

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>>16731411
What? You know zombies can become wights, right? And there's nothing saying a dead MG can't come back as a zombie.

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>>16731408
So far only human women (Which extends to Elves and Dorfs). Succubi. and Dragons are capable of becoming Undead.

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>>16731408
KC said in his enty comments that Dragon Zombie is called that way instead of "Dragon Lich" or "Dragon Wight" because both of those are zombies so it is easier to understand Dragon Zombie

I don't think this implies anything, but I don't see Dragon Zombies turning into Wights because Dragon Zombies are already a high level monster to begin with

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>>16731424
Yeah, I think somewhere along the way a bit of headcanon or threadcanon got confused with the actuality. Zombies aren't even really technically just a reanimated corpse in MGE, they're effectively just another form of monsterization for human girls, with some exceptions as ye listed.

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>>16731416
>>16731419
It's one of those things that I swear was in one of his Q&As but I can't find in the pastebin for them or the one on the wiki.

From what I remember, zombies can progress to Wights because that's how things go normally and while yes, other monster girls can be zombies, only succubus type zombies and zombie-zombies can become Wights.

I think the pastebin is missing some of the questions and answers that swiss momo posted in the threads because this isn't the first time I've went to look for a question and answer I remember being posted but was nowhere to be found.

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>>16731447
Well until you provide something, I'll continue to operate under the superior canon that yes, all girls can become zombies and eventually Wights.

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>>16731456
Mamono works in mysterious ways I suppose.
Though an undead plant girl seems silly.

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>>16731447
I would say that they have a more "pure" mamono mana and are able to mutate more easily that way.

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>>16731438
>Zombies aren't even really technically just a reanimated corpse in MGE, they're effectively just another form of monsterization for human girls
They're both. An undead can be made through monsterization and reanimating a corpse.

In the second case it's not so much the girl being bought back to life, but a new life form being made with the body as a host.
>>16731456
Canon supported by? KC has only ever mentioned regular zombies being able to become Wights in the profile.

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>>16728222
I wouldn't be surprised. The culture shock and PTSD would hit hard for a lot of people. Especially with the news that there's no way to go back, if that's the worst case.

The whole psychological aspect of crossing over and coming to terms with it is fascinating to me. There's so many scenarios that can play out.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ghost
>A human soul that was bound by Demonic energy and transformed into a monster after dying and losing its body.
So what becomes of MGs who die and lose their body? Do they just not get ghosts?

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>>16731468
They go to the afterlife.

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>>16731447
Human women with noble/warrior upbringings can skip the Zombie part and go straight into Wighthood too.

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>>16731470
Then why don't human souls?

>>16731471
I imagine there's something akin to a set powerlevel for a zombie to turn into a wight. And I imagine that it just so happens that being a hero or royalty in life would put you beyond that powerlevel, so when you die and are brought back, you skip the zombie phase entirely.

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>>16731479
KC has acknowledged that he's working on the 'Afterlife' for monstergirls and their husbands but hasn't pat down the details yet.
I've got bets on a DBZ style thing where they can still just hang around with halos above their head so that they can still be with their husband before he dies/the husband can still be with them before they die and join each other.

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>>16731479
Because human souls are easy to corrupt and transform into a monster girl. If a human dies without any source of mamono mana nearby they probably go to the afterlife too.

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>>16731486
>Because human souls are easy to corrupt and transform into a monster girl
Then why don't monstergirl souls linger too?

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>>16731494
Maybe if they are powerful enough to resist going to the light or have some kind of grudge they stick around.

It's pretty stupid actually. Imagine if you lived for 1000 years or so and then you die of old age, just to live as a ghost for eternity. The whole world would be fucked up.

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>>16731506
>It's pretty stupid actually. Imagine if you lived for 1000 years or so and then you die of old age, just to live as a ghost for eternity. The whole world would be fucked up.
Yeah, this is why I'd rather just be immortal. What's the point in dying if you're just going to keep living?

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>>16731523
I thought the answer from KC about widowed monstergirls implied that becoming an incubus (and the effects that that would have on your wife) DID make you functionally immortal. Also in the 2nd world guide I felt like it suggested that was the case too, with how it said there was no need for food or biological needs because an incubus and his wife could just fuck indefinitely whenever they were feeling 'hungry' or 'tired'. At least that was the honest to goodness way I thought it was intended when I read it.

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>>16731538
This is why I pumped headcanon in the life aspects. Imagine our world, but everyone that died was still alive.

>>16731523
There is really no death in MGE. At most you go take a vacation in heaven or something, but you could still keep on living and fucking.

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>>16731275
Undead kingdoms look pretty comfy. I can just imagine sitting on the porch with my big sisters while it's complete dark out.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sorry to ask so many things. Since Holstaurs have considerably big breasts, at about which age do they start developing? At a rather young age, no

"There are individual differences, but they generally start to budge around Kindergarten age, so they'll already be oppai-loli during elementary-school"

Jeezus, how big can a Holst's tits get? I need to know for science purposes.

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>>16731538
Yeah, but what I'm saying is, why bother growing old and dying of old age alongside your waifu, if you're both just going to go to heaven and continue fucking.

Cut out the middle man and just don't die. It help that undead kingdoms are hands down the best places.

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>>16731568
I suppose it depends on if you factor in how big they can get if they're unmilked.

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>>16731573
Too bad being undead is shit.

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>>16731573
Well that's what I'm saying too. I read it as that you eventually stop aging if you become an incubus and regularly fuck your wife, and she'll stop aging from your special SE getting regularly applied to her.

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>>16731582
What makes you say that?

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>>16731363
>>16731413
>undead spiders
Spooky, creepy girls! They'll never get husbands like that.

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>>16731582
You're a shit, nothing wrong with being undead in kc land.

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>>16731462
Well yeah. Even if the monstergirls were friendly and held back on the corruption and rape, I don't think many people would be thrilled about being stuck with them in a completely different world.

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>>16731568
They're oppai lolis, we know that from time ago

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>>16731597
>>16731603
Sometimes I forget that undead in KC's setting just means that you are a bit cold.

[Anonymous No.]

Are Mersharks the "delinquent who secretly love cats" type.

[Anonymous No.]

Pleasure Ain’t free. The tree of mamonomana and demon enreggie gotta be litterd with the semen of husbands. Druella aka “Jihad Whore” is not my presidnet. She is edge Lord cummunist and probbaly likes NTR as well :DD.ADAMand lilith not adam andEVEok. praise the demon lord

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>>16731615
And stylish as fuck. Plus Wights are canonically the most beautiful MG.

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>>16731615
Which means they're always in need of a hug and you'll always wake up to them stealing your warmth.

That's cute!

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>>16731615

>>16731624
Thanks spurdo

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>>16731615
Yeah, you're not literally a corpse, you're just immortal and a tiny bit chilly.

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>>16731241
That's the kind of aesthetic undead kingdoms should have. Comfy mansions in the moonlight, sex with undead in the moonlight, loli anal in the moonlight

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731634
Ganna teach my Dragon Zombie math!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731641
Undead breastmilking in the moonlight, facesitting in the moonlight.

[Anonymous No.]

IIRC, Undead incubi don't even lose their body heat.

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>>16731630
I would be undead too mate. Meaning that there would be a lot of hugs and comfy clothing.

>>16731634
Not everyone goes simple. See liches and wights.

>>16731635
It's so fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn corpse sympathisers! Undead are for bullying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731642
>"Hunnyyy! Wun plus wun eqwals WUN! Uwaaaah~"
>She emphasizes this by grabbing your junk and pushing it up against her sopping wet panties
>"W-where's the third one come from?"
>She just looms down at you with a big drooling smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731663
Who has the best dumb cute smile, Dorome or Dragon Zombie?

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>>16731667
Dorome

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731662
Not the MGE ones because they are perfect in everyway apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731679
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729721
https://exhentai.org/g/1041582/dbf8982fa7/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731678
Correct

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>>16731685
They'll bully you instead for being alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731663
It's going to be hard, it's going to be lewd. But dammit I'll be the best teacher she's ever had!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731697
I want a Dorome imouto so bad

[Anonymous No.]

Tail

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>>16731700
They should bully me by forcing their asses on my face then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731710
Thicc

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQLsb7Zm_MI

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731667
I love both, but personally for me it has to be Dragon Zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731714
Nope. They would tease you and put a spell on your dick so you can't cum no matter what. You'll have to bag and say that they are superior if you want your sweet release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731701
It would be cute to see her suddenly get really spooked or surprised by showing her some basic geometry facts. Or a petty slight of hand magic trick or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731700
Best way to deal with haughty undead bullies is to act all haughty yourself and open all the windows in the castle, driving the warm air out and forcing her to accept that you are invaluable to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731710
>thicc spade tails

How does she know my weakness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731714
>"Oi breather, let's see how long you can hold your breath"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731734
How long until I can't attend her University Graduation?

But for now, I'd be so supportive and loving, sacrificing a few hours with her to teach her.

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>>16731737
>A bunch of haughty vampires and undead girls bullying you for being alive
>Open a bunch of windows
>the only source of heat in the room is you
>Have a bunch of undead girls rubbing up against you and hugging you while telling you how sorry they are

Perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731759
>"Fufufu. Ahhhahahhh Come, come! The windows are open! The fireplaces ruined! The night sets in and the only heat slumbers under these very blankets. What's the matter? Too prideful to bed with a filthy beater?"

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>>16731538
Its just as easy to read that thing about widowed monster girls as meaning an incubus isn't going to get killed easily and thus he and his wife will die of old age around the same time thanks to how their lifespans match (making widowed monsters a rarity).

MGE 1 established monsters as having lifespans that range from somewhat longer than a human, up to thousands of years. In turn incubi have a lifespan equal to that of the monster they have sex with most. The whole "don't need food other than each other's energy" is more about how they don't have to worry about starving and can have sex as much as they want rather than being about them being immortal.

Further, when asked about the lifespan of succubi, KC made no indication that if they have a husband they can live forever. He even mentioned that the Mamono Lord herself has a lifespan limit (though hers is around 10,000 years).

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>>16731573
Depending on how the reincarnation system KC mentioned ends up working, dying with your wife may well allow you to be reborn and find each other again in the future. The point there is that you get to enjoy it all over again.

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>>16731802
That's just roleplaying when you control your fate in your hands. There's no difference between dying, bring reborn and finding each other again, and agreeing to separate for a handful of years before pretending to find each other again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731710
She's about to squeeze constant orgasms out of somebody with her tail and feet isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

I want an over protective tall Automaton who insists mastah sits on her lap!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731816
Battle automaton's are the best automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731810
You're assuming they would be in control or even aware of it. Heck they may not remember their past lives at all until they meet each other again, fate/magic being what guides them together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731816
>I want an over protective tall Automaton who insists mastah sits on her lap!
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731827
That just sounds tiresome. And why would I leave my woman in the hands of fate and not my own? What if something happens to her? Baka.

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>>16731819
They sure are! The best part is they love their mastah more than anything and would do anything to make sure he's safe. This includes tight hugs with your face right into her chest.

>>16731829
Or maybe you just have patrician tier taste?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731710
That's some best tail right there. Better than my waifu's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731816
>"Warning. Mastah, there is a 89% chance of rain today. Please refrain from exiting the house unattended. Rainy weather heightens the chances of both viral infection and traffic accidents. Recommend mastah assumes protected position 1 as soon as possible."
>Roll your eyes as you sit in her lap and look out the window with her at the gathering rainclouds just as they begin to drizzle
>Her hands softly drape over your shoulders as she stares blankly at the droplets streaking down the glass
>Pat her thigh, and in response feel her arms pull you in just a little bit tighter, her inner mechanisms whirring a little bit louder, and a strange electronic noise that almost sounds like a sigh emitting from her throat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731840
Yep.
That and the synthmuscle they have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731845
Is she Yandere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731845
Life with an Automaton is comfy! COMFY!

>>16731846
>"Mastah enjoys touching and licking synthmuscles. Memory noted."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731840
>>16731845
>>16731846
>Suddenly lightening crashes
>Thrown into her sizable bosom and held there by an even more sizable arm as she dives in the air twisting to shield you from the window, her other arm rearranging into an advanced autocannon and her eyes shifting into combat mode
>"...False alarm, mastah. The noise was a natural weather occurrence and not a significant threat. Exiting combat mode. Please indicate

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731840
>This includes tight hugs with your face right into her chest.
Massive cushiony milktanks?
>>16731845
Good way to get her Central Circuit to go into overdrive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731861
>"Please indicate if you would like a battle report summary"

Whoops, don't know why that posted without completing.
>>16731854
Would you like her to be?
>>16731857
>>16731862
Yes to all of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731857
Yep.
Hope she doesn't start buying more synthmuscle upgrades otherwise I may not be able to hold back.

>>16731861
yes.
I would like a summary report.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731864
I'd like her to be the kind of Yan where you can't tell if she's clingy or crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

Did you know that Orcs like pork?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731862
>Massive cushiony milktanks?

Massive cushiony milktanks. And Automaton maids are for head pats!

>>16731864
>get yandere upgrade for Automaton
>doesn't let you remove it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731845
>Warning. Mastah, there is a 89% chance of rain today.
Fi Automaton when

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731875
>that face
>that ugly manbody with broad shoulders and no curves
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731877
>Implying an Automaton wouldn't have that personality trait by default
>Implying Automatons even need upgrades

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731871
>>16731873
>>16731877
>"Commencing report. At 0924 hours, Unit WA1-5U was engaged in protective position 1 with Codename PerfectM-- with Mastah in living quarters room 3. A weather disturbance approximately 4.5 miles away triggered a sudden sound and light alarm in this unit, who engaged in defensive maneuvers to ensure Mastah's safety, activating synthetic adreno mechanisms to dilate time perception and analyze threats. When no meaningful threat was reported, Unit disengaged combat mode. Casualties: 0. Status: Synthetic Adreno mechanisms still lingering effects. Recommend mastah attends to maintenance of this unit."
>She says this as she slowly pulls your head out from between her massive synthetic milktanks, then presses you back in to one of them gently
>As your lips pass over them, you hear that same weird electronic sigh again, and can swear you can see her lower eyelid twitching
>It's probably nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731898
Must feel so nice knowing there's a monster girl with you always on her mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>a man who strikes their fancy

How does a machine have preferences for who she'd like to serve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731913
Maybe someone who resembles her old master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731877
>doesn't let you remove it

Lincoln tried to warn us.

>>16731913
RNG is a silly thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731913
Whoever looks like they need a lot of protecting and loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731903
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731875
Get the fuck out of here with Ganassa shit shoggocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731903
What's Codename PerfectM?
Also that extra large Automaton is gonna get cuddled, holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731917
That's gotta be hard to find. And imagine what it would be like if you didn't look like her former master but you loved her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731931
Classified information. Definitely not something repeating in her head constantly end over end with the command 'Must Protect, Must Love, Must Touch' attached to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731913
Obviously they want to protect frail things.

Like shotas and men who look like shotas.

Unless she's some kind of Killdozer Automata who wants to serve someone who's in constant legitimate danger like a bodyguard.

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>>16731940
Well, maybe if you acted like him or something. I guess showing her a bit of love would be okay too since they were war machines and things like that instead of sex robots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731873
That sounds perfect for a 7-8 foot battle automaton. Fuck, I want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731946
>filename

It would be stupid for a man to celebrate that because MGs would just try to keep putting roofies in their drinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731958
t.snake

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>>16731958
Are you saying that men can't enjoy certain holidays because of MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731973
Pretty much. Only a fool wouldn't board up hiw windows and live solely in his house while living in MGC.

It's what I'd do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731958
>monster girls
>ever needing to use roofies
Anon, no monster girl is gonna be satisfied by fucking an unconscious man. She wants him fully awake to see just how crazy she can drive him with her pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731893
That's a cute p'orc. I like cute p'orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731996
P'orcs are great. I want a bumbly chubby one to molest all the time while she protests even though she really likes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731994
But what if I'm unwilling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732011
You won't be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732015
See, this is why I'd be wearing a chastity and filing lawsuits for sexual assault left, right and centre in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732002
That would be fun.
I'd give her all the sweets I could.

[Anonymous No.]

Horse pussy, oni pussy, oh my
https://exhentai.org/g/1041582/dbf8982fa7/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731996
Is it a common seduction tactic for P'Orcs to show off how delicious they are?

[Anonymous No.]

What if I install the mistress upgrade into my Automaton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732048
She becomes a mistress?

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>>16732025
I'd give her 'weight loss' milkshakes that are actually just regular milkshakes then tease her pudgy tummy while nibbling her ears from behind!
Then have hot steamy doggystyle sex where I spank her fat ass and make her squeal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732052
But how does one serve mastah and treat him like her pet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732040
I bet their pussies taste like bacon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732023
>In court, filing for sexual harrasment
>the judge is laughing her ass off
>even the jury is in stitches
>the charges are dropped after only 5 minutes
good luck with that, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732055
She will serve your sexual desires dummy. Meaning if you want her to treat you like a pet then that comes first.

It's like you don't even maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732059
What if I play my trap card? Sad story mixed with tears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732039
>Oni fucks more than one guy at the same time
It's shit, Mizone always does the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732066
How do I maid? Teach me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732048
Haughty maido.

>>16732053
That would be fun too.
May give her protein shakes for strong-fat meido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732075
Come now, that has to be a huge confidence booster. A monster girl has had enough dick to know that yours is the absolute best and makes her come like crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732077
It's how the others maid, you need to know what comes in what order. If master/mistress is a sexual deviant and living their desires makes them the happies then that's what you should do, even if that would put you in a weird spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732081
It really isn't. For me it just creates more insecurities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732057
Make it candied bacon thanks to their sweet love juices

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732081
Sounds like mental gimnastics to me

>She fucked them all but I kept her, I'm the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731946
Did someone say St Patty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732084
Wow maids have to sacrifice a lot then. How do they handle that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732057
It probably does which makes it bothersome to ask a porc to cook bacon and eggs only for her to place the eggs between her thighs and telling you to eat up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732096
Thinking about master is all they need to do. His smile, be it pure or perverted, works as fuel to keep them going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732097
>P'orc places scrambled eggs in her thighs right above her pussy
>"Breakfast is ready!~"

That's fucking lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732089
>>16732097
>>16732112
Hnnng
I want this. I want a chubby master chef P'Orc to bully and have food incorporating sex with

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732101
So the maid lives off one phrase "Do it for mastah"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732120
That sounds hot.

>no chubby P'orc gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732121
Yes, unless the master is a pretty good one and does things for his maid too, treating her more like a housewife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732112
Gonna swallow that pussy whole and make her let out all her syrup!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732127
How do I please the maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732125
make sure you're ready for a plump p'orc. they're more lewd than you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732136
That's what I'm talking about right there

[Anonymous No.]

What's that one MG image you've jerked off to the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732154
That one Taokaka image where she's flaunting her massive brown ass.

Shame there isn't a Cheshire pic like that yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732132
What kind of maid are we talking about? There are a lot of ways to do it, but sometimes people are just supposed to be served and nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732154
Loen's scylla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732154
Might be tied between Paula's sex scene from Violated Hero 2, Erubetie's orgy from Monster Girl Quest, and this vampire image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732136
Stop making different monstergirls go up in favorite ranks for me, my brain cant handle this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732154
Can't count how many times I've done it to this one.

Imagine how warm that vulva must be to melt the chocolate. I just wanna eat her out and lick up the chocolate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732167
It means you have weak love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732161
Let's just say a vanilla Kikimora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732146
Slim P'Orcs are an abomination, thick are the only kind worth considering

>>16732154
Atlach Nacha lewd from MGE2
http://i.imgur.com/ML1kG5u.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732154
This one right here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732171
Well as long as you don't make her do any weird stuff just make sure to always praise her work and don't be a messy lazy ass. The less work she has to do the more free time you can spend flopping her floppy ears. And say that you are working a lot, with the money you should go to a fancy dinner with her and since she doesn't have to clean up the dishes and shit you can spend most of the night together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732136
Fucking hell the term 'meatjar' is not gonna leave my psyche for a while, good shit
>>16732175
That's the right idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732175
I hadn't seen this yet. And damn, she looks like she's enjoying it. He spider transformation is ganna be worth it to see her happy face.

>>16732178
Damn demon fag, didn't know you were such a fan of lactation and suffocation/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732185
>weird stuff

Like really weird stuff? Is femdom and mistress stuff ok?

And what about a shoggoth? I guess all you have to do it exist to please her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732178
Kloah is ridiculous.

His world is like heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732189
I like to think I've been dropping context clues.
But yes, guilty as charged. When I say I like things big, I mean really Big. Like, BIG big. I wanna drown in that milk and pass out between those obscenely huge sinpillows. Hence the big waifu who would have similar proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732203
Jesus Christ demon fag. I admire you for you're fine taste, big is always best. But damn your waifu is putting holsts to shame.

I bet you'll become addicted to her milk.

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>>16732197
Yeah, that will fuck up the comfy and loving maid style, but you can still make her go full perverted. First she'll be doing it just for you, then she'll start to like it and soon she'll be wondering why she is taking care of such a dirty pig like you. No middle grounds if you really want to make her happy though.

For shoggies they are the ones that fuck you up, so the end result will be the same. Mostly say that her furniture is the comfiest thing in the world and stay locked in your house as much as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732203
What would your waifu (or any BIG girl for that matter) think if she saw a man happily walking with his loli wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732213
You better believe it brother. Other girls who think they're hot shit tremble when she sashays into the room with her corruption-canteens on display. As for addiction, that's a definite affirmative. If she's feeling extra sinister on her Dom days she turns the corruption potency up to ten and lets me just have the smallest of sips, then goes the rest of the night teasing me with them just barely out of mouth's reach. Might damn pull the whole thing off from how hard I'd suck 'em once she finally lets me.
Course, I'd do the same back to her when it's my night. The Joys of switching, ya know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732229
>No middle grounds if you really want to make her happy though.

Aww, so no "Pure maid in the streets, dominant mistress in the sheets"?

And for the shoggies, doesn't sound too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732213
Not him, but are you implying you should never get addicted to your waifu's milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732235
I get you're waifu is a demon and all. But damn that's lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732241
I dont like milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732239
Nope. Most likely she would dominate you everywhere, but you can have that thing if you are willing to restrain her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732234
As long as she can confirm that they're happily fucking every night with each other and building up that SE to Mamono chain, she'd be happy to see it. Besides, she'd think, why bother trying to improve the tits of another woman when they'll never be PERFECT like hers?
She can be a real queen bitch sometimes. Which I fucking love.
>>16732243
I'll pass along the sincere compliment!

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>>16732248
cant i just slip her a mickey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732241
Yeah that was stupid what I said. I wouldn't be able to stop drinking my milk, I'd try my best to resist it and not let my animal urges take over me. But damn I couldn't stop myself from slipping Hathor potion and Shortstack potion in her food then violating her breasts with my mouth while holding her down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732252
If you are okay with her just "Doing it for master" then yes you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732248
So it would go something like

>"Could you please get me a glass of water?"
>"Get on the floor pig and take off your clothes"
>Kiki proceeds to trample you with her built in high heels while demanding why you thought it was a good idea to speak to mistress without being spoken to, let alone give her a command.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728983
Trust me when I say there are MGs I want to talk and write about but it's easier just to keep mouth shut.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16728983
is it because of that game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732261
I think there would be a look of disgust and anger on her face before asking if it was a good idea, and then putting you on your place. After punishment she will be pretty satisfied with her good work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732272
I need a "maid" like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732268
Nothing to do with Nier, I just really like Automatons as a monstergirl species and want to see depictions of them outside of the profile art.
Just like other monstergirl species I like less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732277
>Nothing to do with Nier,
im just saying it seems like a suspicious coincidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732249
>Spoiler
All monster girls should be like this, proud and confident in their assets

>>16732266
That broken horn legitimately made me sad
On the other hand that mole warmed my heart, more monster girls should have them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732276
Are you sure anon? Even if you gave her a command she would just step you even harder and you wouldn't even be able to cum unless you begged and called her a goddess or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732277
personally I dont think I could see one in a sexual or romantic manner,
robots bring out the boy in me too much for that
I'd be more interested in seeing her do getter robo type transformations than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732286
Oh yes I'd want that so much! I'd call her my goddess and everything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732281
Very true, confidence is a virtue in a sexual society. Though the Lady is a tad bit narcissistic just in it's own right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732287
>be young
>have an automaton friend
>you convince her to let you take her limbs off to make her combine like a super robot
Cute.
>every now and then she vanishes for days at a time due to maintenance and changing out parts to accomodate growth

[Anonymous No.]

>>16730518
Rude! No dessert for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732291
You know what would fit you nicely? A leash that your maid could pull. Also, make sure to worship her body and lick her feet when she demands. You better satisfy her if you want anything at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732309
What about the day she comes back with a pair of breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732321
booby canons

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732317
How do you know all my weaknesses? I want her to tug on my leash and collar while making sure I give her feet a good worshiping. If I do a bad job, it's more trampling.

[Anonymous No.]

Did your waifu embarrass herself during st. patricks day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732136
It depresses me, knowing that Bollocks went from stuff like that to absolute fucking unsalvagable faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732328
No, I was the one to embarrass myself.

I do like the thought of her wrapping me in her feathery wings as I fall asleep after drinking though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732328
Well, after eating all those chicken wings while drunk, she had a plump and full belly in which she yelled at me to take responsibility. Was pretty embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732330
Maybe if he wrote stuff again and it was good people could just let it slide? Cause that was damn hot and I'd love to see more like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732327
With her legs crossed and a smug smile across her face? Yes yes.
Its funny. You don't know how to cook, clean the house, hell you don't know any of the basic stuff. You are completely dependent on her even for sexual stuff. Licking her feet and thanking her for being such a kind goddess is the least that you could do.

If you begged for it, maybe she would even spit on your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732330
He's still fine and does good in thread green texts.

Been more than once he's done something that was universally liked and no one knew it was him till they asked him to pastebin it. Goes to show what having a name attached to things can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732347
This
Give em a chance I say. If they change their name to do so then so be it. But if something's good it's good, no need to get angry over the politics of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732346
I want to be dependant on my mistress!

>If you begged for it, maybe she would even spit on your mouth.

Ok seriously how do you know my fetishes? I'd sit at her feet and look up at her, begging for her to spit in my mouth. I'd do anything for it! I'd be her obedient little pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732351
I mean, the only story I liked from him was the hellhound one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732354
Anon, hear me out.

What if she spitted at her own feet and demanded that you licked it all up while she pulled on your collar for a bit. After that she would lift your head up with her feet on your chin and say that you did a good job, and as a reward she is now going to give you a wet footjob but you are only able to cum when she says so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732375
The only Hellhound stories here are from ELH or BurnedPineapple (If he even posts here)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732377
It just sounds so perfect. Why can't I have this maid? I'd instantly submit to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732375
Didn't like the greentext with the kunoichis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732384
Which one? The one from a week ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732381
Well the one I'm talking about has a name that I won't say here. But the way he wrote it actually made it sound quite hot. Like I ain't gay or anything, but y'know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732328
I handed a Hobgoblin a potato and told her it's the traditional Irishman's problem. Does it get eaten now, or fermented and drank later?

Long story short I have a new wife, since she apparently misconstrued "potato" as her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732328
You ever seen a dullahan drain a keg down her throat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732387
Longer ago than that, think it was sometime last year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732382
Well I don't want a maid like that, but it would be extremelly fun roleplay with my waifu.

One thing that I do fear is that since I'm a switch doing on of those things might lock me into permanent slut mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732392
She picked "now" huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732381
there was one hellhound story by grub thats never gonna get finished

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732392
>t I have a new wife,
what happened to the old one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732409
Never had one before.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have something like Far Away but with a Hellhound
I need my romantic feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732136
>Godhead, Lord of the Pudge, the All-Porker
I sniggered, which interrupted my RAGING ERECTION. I miss long fun stuff like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732417
>like Far Away
what is that?

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, would you go back to when you were 5 if it meant you'd get to have your waifu as your childhood friend? You'd keep all your current memories from this life too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732421
I would enjoy a big, porky P'Orc.

Gonna knead that pudge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732426
I'd rather be an adult and have my waifu as an adult again too, I'm in no hurry to be a kid again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732417
Hellhounds are the kind of girl I can imagine having a comfy mistress life with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732427
Gonna make her buiiii and have her giggle when I call her a big porky fatty and slap her belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732413
oh its like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732426
Sure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732426
If it was the only way I'd ever be able to meet my waifu, absolutely. If there's still a chance our realities will converge and I'll wake up in her bed with her one day, then no thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732437
Same.
Gonna hand bake her some cakes and cuddle her while watching a movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732388
The Knotty Hellhound? Yeah I ain't into that kinda stuff but I have jerked it to that story a few times. It's just the way it's written is so lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732388
>>16732451

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732456
Probably a bit unrelated but I want to slip paladin-chan P'Orc rations just to see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732447
I'll take pictures of her face all covered in crumbs and frosting then tell her there's more in the kitchen.
And I'll smack her ass and call her a fatty when she gets up to go get them, which will only make her giggle more. That'll learn her to not sit that massive booty on my lap when we're on the couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732461
Exactly.
I bet she'd never do that again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732456
I gotta be honest but I'll shut up because I know it's not for here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732281
Broken horns should be able to grow back though (assuming they aren't broken too close to the base).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732460
She is going to kick your face. What do you think she is? A pig?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732281
>That broken horn legitimately made me sad
i wow didn't notice that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732471
>Broken horns should be able to grow back though
I think its the implication from it,
like did you lose her horn in a battle in which after losing was forced into servitude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732472
Well, how would she know what they are if she hasn't had them before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732481
She caught you red handed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732486
Well shoot.
Guess I'll have tor be sneakier in the future.
I hear they're high in protein.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732467
Yeah, that'll learn that fat pig. Bet she'll learn her place then, comfortably wiggling in my lap while eating ice cream and squashing my dick beneath her. You can tell she's embarrassed cause she's smiling so much and keeps saying stuff like 'You make me so happy' and 'I love when you play with my tummy sweetiepie'. Dumb bitch!

[Anonymous No.]

BIG is beautiful!

[Anonymous No.]

What would be a dire kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732425
Story about a wolfu, it's pretty good.
http://pastebin.com/sxZARJBA

Woflus are just the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732515
Define big.

>>16732514
Yeah!
Why, I bet she'd love it when you grope her chest and say you though she was a pig, not a cow.

>>16732517
A very tall, very muscular kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732515
Hamen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732347
>>16732343
How about no. You give a faggot an inch and they take a mile. He can stay fucked off to the circlejerk Discords and TFT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732514
That's it, we need more stuff with P'orcs. Latenight, Barb, somebody please deliver us some plump and tender piggies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732533
I'd say yes he can stay, he's never really left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732533
This.

Starts with "oh his greentexts are ok" and the just decends into full on acceptance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732524
That's right! Dumb sow! I'll slap em around and squeeze em so tight that she'll let out a cute little 'Oh!' before leaning back into me all warm and happy like! She'll be so frightened she'll say things like 'Looks like sweetiepie's feeling naughty' and 'Feel free to squeeze as much as you like, snookems' before turning her head and giving me a big wet kiss! She's in for a world of hurt when I start taking my pants off and pressing at her plush breedable backside, even if she does just hold hand up to her mouth to giggle while still happily munching away at snacks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732535
I second this notion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732535
Third'ed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732535
Pork is for eating not loving!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732535
>tfw Barb still hasn't colored the Dragon pic
Oh well, I suppose P'orc lovers do deserve something. Fourth'ed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732555
>Anon thinks he's being a hardcore maledom
>P'orc waifu is so pleasantly plump and plushy all his slaps and squeezes just come off as lovey-dovey cuddles and lovetaps to her
That's fuckin cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732571
Pudgy P'Orcs are the best kind.
Would gladly make one into a broodmother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732535
Do you think P'orcs would be afraid of Kobolds and other assorted wolfus? What with their bacon and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732579
How can the fat piggy even compete against the toned and muscular wolfu?

Guess which one is going to get a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732577
Ho don't even get me started. That's precisely what I want. No less than eight daughterus running around with triplets on the way as well as she just happily 'ufufus' making dinner for the family.
She'd still have her old Raider gear in a closet and on some nights would try and put it on for roleplay only to find she outgrew it a long, long, long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732571
Cuddle fucking is the comfiest form of sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732585
Sounds nice.
Would happily do some 'P'Orc captured for breeding' roleplay while she wears that gear.

May even break out the manticore venom for it.

Would be even better if it was based on truth.

>>16732584
The piggy is more fun to cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732584
Both of them, because tastes vary.
Also because P'orcs are just as aggressive as wolfus, and only submit if their husband is stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732579
>/k/ommandoes start P'orc hunting with packs of kobolds

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732584
But the P'orc is already happily married with a whole slew of little pigglets running around. She's sure the wolfu will get a man someday though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732584
Man, Hellhounds would be poor Orcs' most feared enemy. Just looking at those hotdogs would make them panic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732579
>pack of young kobold puppies, werewolf pups and hellpups all chasing a single p'orc around the schoolyard

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732589
>P'Orc captured for breeding roleplay
So how does that work, a P'Orc raider get captured and tied up for some human noble to use as a cumdump?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732597
Just looking at thoes hot dogs make me panic.

I want to do roleplay with a Hellhound where I dress up as a little piggy and the big bad wolfu comes to eat me!

[Anonymous No.]

if mge got animated, what kind of voices would the monster you like get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732587
Absolutely true.
>>16732597
>>16732599
>"Uwaa! Buiii! Buiii! Sweetie help! There's a big doggie chasing me! Buiii!"
>P'Orc running down the sidewalk with arms flailing as a hellhound chases after her not too far behind, with the hellhound's husband chasing after her telling her to stop scaring the neighbor again

It's just one of those days, they usually get along so well at neighborhood picnics and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732587
is it possible to be cuddle raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732599
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732601
That or she was poking around an 'abandoned' wizard's tower and he took issue with that....or a local warlord captured her and, seeing as she was unmarried, took her as tribute.

Being the latter would be fantastic.
Tying her up so she can't move while you go on and on about all the lewd things you have planned for her, right before pumping her so full that kids are all but inevitable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNh4p_b9FPA

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732604
If vanilla dragon isn't voiced by Sayaka Ohara, the world shall know my wrath.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok so we're almost at the end of page 10. So I thought I'd ask, what body type do you like on your MG? And if it's not on there, feel free to specify!

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>>16732603
>Anon is adopted into a family of Hellhounds
>His new Onee-sans think he's the cutest thing ever, especially since he's so nervous around them.
>One day they dress him up in booty shorts and a tank top and tell him that whoever catches him gets to have their way with him.
Which one is going to though? The Lewd Shortstack Onee-san? The average height aggressive muscular Onee-san? Or perhaps the tall busty Ara-Ara Onee-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732613
F, even if I have to make it myself, although J is a second best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732605
>Buiii
Boy they would get a pack of hellpups chasing after them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732613
F
B
J
L
In that order

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732613
I and H are S+ tier body types, L and F are pretty fucking good and B, J, and G are decent. Anything unmentioned is trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732539
The faggot's basically NiceDaemonette. He can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732604
Baphomet by Aoi Yuuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732613
B, G, H, and L.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732613
I am a man of extremes, DFC(loli or pettanko) or enormous titties(like the Aztec goddess or whatever from maid dragon), but not a fan of the in between

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732613
B. Not to thin, not fat, and with nice... proportions.
10/10 would cuddle a cute Demon with that body type.
Though I wouldn't say no to F.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732613
A but with better tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16729118
Drunk Wock and Miia

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732613
B and F
G for girls that aren't really meant for that kind of bodytype though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732631
miaa drinking a mimosa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732613
J > L > K > the rest.

I tend to prefer bodies like the Hellhound in the profile picture though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732615
Oh gosh I'd give so much to have that family! I'd be such a little submissive slut for them and I'd want that muscular one to hunt me down, pin me down from behind and ravage my neck with her teeth!

Oh I'm just leaking slut juices!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732613
I is probably closest to my waifu, I or L.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732613
G & I

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>>16732613
If you answered F you need to seriously go back to /d/, what the fuck is wrong with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732641
A man of fine taste I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732644
is there a name for those kinds of eyebrows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732609
>P'orc is caught by wizard-anon's defenses.
>She's struggling and screaming threats at him when he walks in only to go quiet when she feels his dick slap against her ass.
>She starts bargaining and begging while still insulting him, only to feel his dick slide inside.
>The she insults him, crying about how his pathetic, weak wizard dick is the one that stole her virginity.
>But she'll change her tune after feeling his magic flow through her, making her body sensitive to the slightest touch.
>She'll be mindbroken into chanting about how much she loves his thick wizard dick.
>And then he pulls out before cumming and makes her beg to take his load down her throat.
And that's how you get a p'orc waifu if you're not physically strong enough to best her in battle. Take this advice to heart anon.

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>>16732615
>Shortstack is too small and is slipping on her own dripping
>Tall sister has tits too big and they hurt when they run
>Agressive muscular sister is already with bearing some hellpups from him

I wonder.

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>>16732642
So you'd want the muscular one to hold you down from behind and lewdly kiss your neck while the shortstack pulls down your pants and titfucks you while talking dirty and the Ara-Ara one helps her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732650
Poffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732651
Exactly.
Would gladly take that big, muscled warrior and make her into a bigger, softer brood mother.

The golem I'm working on can e the muscled defender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732604
Alp by Ayane Sakura

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732655
Well I mean, You'd be impregnating all of them. The chase is just to see who gets you first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732656
Yes! I want them to call me their Otouto in the streets and call me their pet in the sheets!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732670
No thanks. I would spend all day long cuddling the mother of my children and nuzzling her tummy. Maybe the other two can get other adopted brothers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732613
G, I, J and L are the superior choices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16731608
Oh absolutely, no matter the outcome. Imagine if the plane crashed in a populated area with heavy casualties...all hell would break loose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732609
>spoiler
I'd do that to my p'orc waifu
>tell that slutty breeding sow all the things you plan to do to her tonight
>by the time you're done listing things off, she's already come three times from her own imagination
>you can't wait to see how many times she'll orgasm when you actually do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732689
Yep.
Now, granted you'd need to be a big harem fag to take it to its logical conclusion if you kept that running which I am but it would be fun breaking them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732689
That is a top tier wife right there, either alone or as part of a harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732613

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732613
L seems to be the most popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732706
She does look very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732716
She looks very fuckable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732716
Wow, rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732694
>>16732697
Oh, you can be damn sure this is turning into a harem. I'm too much of a carnivore to be satisfied by one meaty pig-bitch. I'll train all those masochistic sows into the perfect broodmothers and reward them with lots of body-plumping confections

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732713
There's just something about Hime's with lewd bodies.

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>>16732725
Good man.
A bunch of big, milky pig-bitches sounds like a fantastic way to start the day.

Would you have them all watch the 'new girls' get broken in first or would you make those girls watch while the older ones get filled up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732718
Well, I was thinking more of the kind of girl I want to go clothes shopping with so she can show me all the cute things she wants to buy. And the go have a nice meal somewhere! Kinda like that Jabberwock big sister story.

>>16732721
S-Sorry.

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>>16732725
Just imagine all their open waiting mouths as they pant and beg for you to shoot your load all over their faces. All that weight pressing down on you reddened from slapping and pinching.
>>16732734
For me, I'd make the new girl watch as the older ones get filled. She has to earn her place first, and she'll need to improve her body to do it.

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>>16732725
I don't think you understand the responsibility this requires, are you willing to care for the mass of p'orc piglets that will follow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAipJYYqDqw

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732736
She looks more like the type to be picked up and shoved down onto your penis so hard that she gets a stomach bulge. Then you keep thrusting until she starts to go a little limp and fill her up to the brim.

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>>16732547
Here's the thing, they're not okay. They're ad nauseum bullshit that's stupidly vanilla.

>Gets called out on that years ago
>Goes on a hate crusade against Bob
>Gets banned from the IRC
>Goes on a hate crusade against ELH
>Gets called out on his faggotry
>Tries to commit suicide/purge his pastebin for the upteenth time since November of last year for attention

I've already said it once. He can fuck off.

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>>16732741
Sounds good.
Would you tease her to the point of orgasoming but stop just a hair short?

I'd make them wait while some of the older girls talk about how nice it is.

May even have a high ranking one that got caught talk to the new girls about they used to be warbosses or raid leaders with a bunch of muscle before they came and 'softened up'.

I also would 'open' the harem to any girls that aren't married and trespass without invitation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732748
You're a pretty cool guy, Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732748
Well, I imagine when our relationship would finally get intimate enough to have sex, it would probably be gentle lotus while kissing. I don't want to hurt her or disrespect her boundaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732754
>purge his pastebin for the upteenth time
How many writefags done this? I remember one was somewhat famous for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732757
Oh thanks.

>>16732759
When our relationship got better I would be fucking her face down ass up with one of my hands holding her down and the other one forcing her head down. I wouldn't stop even if her legs went limp. And let's not forget the part where I stop thrusting and call her my bitch, only resuming the fucking if she agrees.

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>>16732734
I'm gonna plow the older ones to show her what she can expect to become in the very near future, then give her a little taste to make her body start wanting it
>>16732744
There shouldn't be too much to worry about. I'll have several mothers who are kicking into maternity mode to help me raise the little ones. Only thing that might cause concern is if some of those piglets want to be like their mothers...

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>>16732756
You bet I would. She'd be begging even to just get a taste of my precious spirit energy, to which all the veterans would laugh and tell her she's still not quite up to my tastes yet. It'd make her work even harder to prove herself through her increasingly lewd body and self-degrading actions.
>Spoiler
That's a great idea. Single Monstergirls would be afraid to enter that neck of the woods for being run down by the pack of pudgy p'orcs to bring back into their fort deep in the woods where their incubus warboss awaits. And nearby storehouses or confectioneries would be on high alert for monthly raids!

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>>16732769
Alp was infamous for it before he stopped being a bitch.

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>>16732776
That just sounds too much for me anon.

I mean I'd just prefer to softly and gently make love to her while telling her how beautiful she is and how much I love her. Kissing her neck a little and making sure she feels great without hurting her or making her uncomfortable. Then after we're done she could fall asleep at me side, and maybe even stroke my chest whispering how great I was and how amazing my body is. But it's ganna take quite a few dates to get to that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732781
Anon you already have a harem. What is the problem with fucking just a few extra bitches?

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>>16732781
>Have a dedicated rotation of milkmothers to raise the youngest
I like this idea. They'd get more tender, fondling loving then the others even if I still call them heaving sows. I mean, its not like they would want to be called anything else.
>>16732792
That's what I say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732792
Because a thicc oyakodon orgy might be too much to handle. I'd die of happiness for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732781
That could be good.
Can't break her if you don't get her to be the one that admits she wants it.

>spoiler
What, you don't want any P'orclets wanting P'orclets of their own from papa?

>>16732785
Fantastic.
You could comment on how large/larger her chest is looking or set up a mirror by her rear so you can remark on it as well.

Just watch out, don't want a squirrel poking about do you?
If she did, you may need to do something special.

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>>16732790
I'd pull on her leash while fucking like that so she curves back and gives me some better reactions when I start to violently slap her ass. I would pound her so hard her legs would go limp and the only thing she would be able to do is try to stop me from pulling on her leash which is making hard for her to breathe. With one final thrust I would even penetrate her cervix, sending a wave of pain turned into pleasure all across her body and making her cum, squeezing every last bit of semen out of me.
After all of that I would light a cig and chill for a bit as she tries to recover from the rough treatment as a waterfall of cum falls from her now gaping hole. Then I would put out my cigarette using her ass, leaving a nice bitch mark as she squirms in pain and my semen falls all over the place.

It's too much for me too. I would probably never do it. Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732769
doesn't really matter to me how many have done it, what matters is there's at least one person who wouldn't care if that stupid fucking cocksucker came back

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732807
Not only you are a daughteru fucker but you are also a fatfag and a harem fag. Degenerate pigs deserve a degenerate leader, so I think it fits nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732807
They wouldn't let you die. Though it may be uncomfortable trying to shove them all off of you in the next morning.
>>16732809
That would be the final test. Though she'd finally be at a delectable size and a worthy pig of a wife, she'd still be the technical runt of the litter and wouldn't be able to leave that spot until she caught a newcomer to take her place. And that would be when she finally catches a sneaky spying Ratatoskr.
We'd have to incorporate the new captive into the celebration ceremony for the now full-fledged wife as I pump her fuller than she'd ever dreamed. A feast all around for the new pig-whore wife! She'd wear the title with pride like a brand on her obscene rear.

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>>16732832
Well I can make her feel the most happiness when after 7 months of being in a loving relationship I get on one knee an pop the question

I'd always look back on the semi awkward dates we'd had, I'd cherish thoes moments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732687
That would suck, losing the only way out and killing of most of the passengers, not to mention the panic crashing in a city and killing civilians would cause.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732697
>>16732689
http://imgur.com/a/eLUc7

>P'Orc harem
Have a freebie on me, faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732842
That would be nice, although it would be interesting with the Ratatoskry.

Would you do the same things as the rest of the girls or anything special for her?

You also may want to expand your tower/home soon.

Maybe include some dungeons for more girls to be held while you're at it.

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>>16732848
I can't even iamgine her pleasure when after a few sessions she is on all fours begging for my dick as I step on her head and smile at her.

I'd make her look in the mirror and ask if she likes what she is now. I'd even give her a nice little reward if she said "yes".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732625
Ah, the Z-II model. The extra tightness is great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732095
St Paddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732832
>I'd pull on her leash while fucking like that so she curves back
This is a patrician fetish
Flexible monster girls such as felynes make all kinds of sexual positions possible

I want to bend a Cheshire Cat in half while I'm fucking her from behind so that I can kiss her and see her shameful expression

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732095
Granberry a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732878
I would go crazy if a dragon did that while trying to push my dick further into her with her tail and looked back with a naughty face.

Those monster girls would take it from behind so well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732865
This sounds a bit extreme, don't ya think? It's kinda why I don't understand male dom but that's ok if you like it.

I'd do so much foreplay with her, making sure she was happy and pleasures through massaging her body and giving her compliments. Then during sex I'd probably rhythmically stop just to check if she's alright or if she needs me to do something better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732862
Thanks, fag. You're alright.
>>16732864
I'd actually keep her body the same. Maybe even let it thin out a bit. She'd be kept on a tight leash though... literally. A chained leash to make sure she doesn't get too far away. At least until she was addicted enough to be completely loyal. Then she'd be sent out to entice prospective new members to enter the forest to become part of the horde. If she brought back someone that I fancied she'd get a nice full wombful of a reward.
And yes, I'd set the wives to building the fort even further.
>Spoiler
I like that idea. They'd be forced to work the kitchens as their first bit of duty before they can start going up the hierarchy. And they would have quite a lot to make to feed the whole troop, so the more new girls the Rata can lure in the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732894
>You're alright
Nah, I'm just a shitposter who's yet to lose my shitpostin' ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732887
You could hug that fat Dragon tail while you pound her. A convenient place to hold onto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732894
That would be good but would you have a max 'girl' size for how many you could have?

Or would you have no limit?

Personally, I'd rather get that Ratatoskyr plump and pregnant before she goes out to try and bring some girls back.

May keep her in small clothes though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732613
For me, it's a tie between A, J, and K. I think I'd ultimately go with K though. A hellhound with that kind of body would be a sight to behold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732890
>This sounds a bit extreme, don't ya think?
I do too, but if a monster look too rapeable then that's what would happen to her. I'm actaully a switch that can head into "kill mindflayer on flay" territory

During sex I wouldn't even notice if she blacked out from pleasure. Not that I would care anyway, she is just my onahole and all I need is her pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732904
I would either hug her tail and bite it while pounding her or if I was using my hands for something else I would want to see her hug me with it. In the end she is getting fucked to oblivion either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732613
I want a chubby Kakuen with body F

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732902
The shitpost works in mysterious ways indeed.
>>16732906
I think I'd absolutely max out at thirty in that kind of scenario. Thankfully since the vast majority are P'orcs they'd be submissive enough to deal with it and would be perfectly fine scrambling like pigs to the trough for sloppy seconds or thirds or so on. Maybe even get a whole slew of them servicing my dick at once while on all fours hungrily gobbling up anything that comes out as I suckle a few of the milkmother ones in the meantime.
That's just fine too, though I'd prefer she stayed skinny so all of the wives can tease and bully her for her small frame and size. And I'd get her to the point where if I call her a skinny pathetic runt she'd just about cum on the spot from masochistic pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732911
Not ganna lie anon, I'm into some kinky sub stuff.

But after I had finished and we were both worn out, I'd continue to massage her body, making sure she's got a work down after all that passionate love making. Id wash her body off aswell while she sleeps with a wet towel, all because I love and respect her. Then I would fall asleep next to her, it would make me feel so warm when she'd instinctively wrap her arm over me and snuggle up to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732921
So you want that chubby monkey butt bouncing up and down on your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732928
That would be nice, especially seeing as she isn't going to ever get taller or bigger than any of the others.

The real question is what you'll do if she brings back a manticore that thinks you're week.

Personally, I'd tie the manticore up, take out every mature quill, and use them all in one long session so I can shoot it down her tail with everyone watching and a mirror in front of her so she can watch her growing seed bump without being able to do anything.

After that it goes into making her softer than the P'Orcs but with none of the muscle so they can tease her about being the weakest of them, usable only for supplying her venom or serving as a semen receptacle when the rest are busy or tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732939
Yes, she'd be somewhere around 5'4". Short, but not quite shortstack.

She'd follow me around as I explore a jungle looking for old temples. In exchange for pointing me in the right direction, she gets some of the food I have.

Then when she leads the way, I get to watch a big round Monkey butt bounce about the place while I follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732939
Chunky monkeys are nice monkeys

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732936
>Kinky sub stuff
Like getting whipped by a tail or something?

After I finished with her I would just let her flop out of my dick and to the puddle of cum that is on the ground. I would order her to get up and clean my dick, or else I'm going to abandon the little fucking slut. After a small struggle, her mouth would feel so warm around my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732956
>spoiler

Yeah stuff like that. But I'm not so big on whips, still would like it though.

I'm out of scenarios, sorry. I just didn't know someone could have such a vivid imagination of disrespecting a monster girl like that. No offence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732947
Genius! She'd have a chain collar keeping her fastened to the wall of the fortress for everyone to see her in her state. The P'Orc wives could casually pluck her barbs at their leisure for use on me. Even the Ratatoskr would spend minutes just giving her a chittering crazy laugh at her predicament of being at the absolute bottom rung. She'd eventually have her eyes light up when I decide to use her because the rest of the wives are eating or busy or asleep and would do everything possible to prove she's worth paying more attention to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732963
I'm more into being the sub, but hey, sometimes you just gotta let the dom side go crazy on small and defenseless monster girls. It's okay though, while you cuddled yours in bed I would be stepping on mine's head as her tears mixed with the puddle of love juices that are on the dirty ground and she licked it all up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732975
Yep.
She'd probably willingly try to get herself some bigger assets or tell you how much more she can hold every day in the hopes of you eventually unchaining her and using her other holes as well.

You could probably fill her up so much that she'd look like she was carrying an entire brood of manticubs by the 'end' of her time, if there even is an end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732976
>I would be stepping on mine's head as her tears mixed with the puddle of love juices that are on the dirty ground and she licked it all up.

Aww now that's just sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732987
Don't worry, they would be tears of happyness since I came inside of her so much that it looks like she ate a full meal. Though she would be still sleeping on her mat though, I wouldn't want to get the bed dirty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732904
>>16732920
>Anon is pounding his Dragon wife so hard that he needs to hold onto her tail
I knew reptiles liked it rough but this is a bit too much. She might not be able to walk afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>16733002
I mean anon, I have some dom fantasies aswell. Except mine are more her wanting me to dom her and not me doing it vulnerability. But damn I'd never do anything like that, it would just emotionally hurt me to see a monster girl I love and care about in that state. It's why I find male dom so hard to adjust to, and I know this sounds pathetic, but it makes me sad seeing a treated like that. I'd probably need a lot of her support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732986
Perfect, that's the attitude I'd want her to have. She'd strive to be the biggest and most capable cumdump possible.
If she did achieve it, she'd get more lenient treatment. Maybe she'd be allowed to help out the milkmothers.
But she'd never be better than my lovely original band of P'Orcs. Over the years I may mellow out a bit, but they'd always be my porky plump bitch-sows, and I'd love them for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732950
>"Here it is!"
>You gaze down some descending stone stairs, almost invisible with how it blends in with the rest of the jungle.
>She hops down and practically skips passed a bunch of skeletons.
>"Don't worry, these traps have all been triggered ages ago."
>She stops at a massive spike pit.
>"Yeah, this is tricky to cross, but I know a shortcut!"
>She pushes aside a stone slab on the side of a wall, revealing a crawlspace.
>"This way!"
>She starts crawling through and you follow.
>Her rear end is inches away from your face as you shuffle forward, dragging your backpack behind you for what feels like ages.
>She stops suddenly. Causing you to slam face first into her cushion-like rear end.
>"Uh... I think I'm stuck... Do you think you could give me a push?"
>You hesitate, then oblige and begin to throw your weight against her rump. Trying to make the situation less lewd than it is.
>After a few good pushes, she pops loose and you tumble out into a large chamber. Landing in an awkward position.
>Removing your face from between her breasts with a blush shared by her, you brush yourselves off and look at the pedestal in the center of the room.
>There's nothing on top of it.
>"Oh? Well yeah, I think somebody already got this one."
>"What do you mean 'Why didn't you tell me?' I thought you just wanted to explore these places for fun!"
>"The way back? Oh that's the fun part! We get to take the scenic route! There's all sorts of cool traps and stuff that haven't been triggered yet! Let's go!"

Damn Monkeys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16733026
Daaww.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16733024
The best life.

I bet that manticore would find ways to plug herself up though so she can walk around, filled with your seed so she can show all the others when she's been loved by you.
She'd probably love to give her milk to all those little P'Orcletts too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732928
No real point to namefag when it'd ruin the good vibes and get at least one "Fuck off"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16733014
There are so many things you could hold onto. Her horns, her wings, her tail. I would definitely make my dragon bite the pillow and hold tight to the bed because boy the lewder she is the more I would fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16733019
I have normal dom fantasies as well, but they are more mushy and gentle stuff, such as hugging her really tightly and saying that she belongs to me and no one is ever going to touch her. Then attacking her weakspots and making her completely give in to the pleasure.

But I would definitely treat a girl like trash if she was a little sub slut and I didn't know her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16733026
She's doing that on purpose isn't she.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16733036
>Stuffticore walks around plugged up while breastfeeding P'Orcletts, looking blissfully happy
>Veteran P'Orcs make a pouty face and ask why they can't be filled up like that too
>Proceed to near-overdose on venom and other cum-enhancing materials that night and have a night of hedonism that would make a lilim blush, filling them all to the brim calling them all sorts of insulting degrading names
They'd get along much more with the Manticore after that knowing that they're the ones that get the REAL big fillings. I'd have to make sure I give some special attention to the much softer milkmother P'Orcs after that too, considering they'll probably be very busy several months after that night.

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>>16733050
>Then attacking her weakspots and making her completely give in to the pleasure.

That does sound nice.

>But I would definitely treat a girl like trash if she was a little sub slut and I didn't know her.

That's why I'd have a plan for submissive girls. To act submissive myself so she has no choice but to dom me.

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>>16733040
Using a monster girl's horns as handle bars is the absolute best, it's like you are driving her onto your dick
This is part of the reason why big horns are that much better than small ones

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>>16733060
Over subbing is quite the technique anon. You might end up having to worship her body.

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>>16733067
I'd be all up for that, nothing like a good massage to make a girl happy.

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>>16733062
Agreed, though I do like my girl's horns to be average and a different shape so it wouldn't cause any inconveniences on our daily life. Bonus point if they are rather sensitive to my touch and rubbing due to some earlier polishing.

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>>16733059
That would be true, although you'd need to keep an eye out if some take after the manticore and want to be kept in a near permanent state like that.

Which, of course, runs the risk of very large, multiple pregnancies that can carry around eight kids or so at minimum.


You may or may not earn yourself as an object of worship thanks to all the P'Orcs you'll be creating.

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>>16733056
It's like a date! But Anon doesn't know it!

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>>16733073
Like some good massage to make her wet and lure you in to her honey trap?

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>>16733088
And that's exactly where I'd like to end up.
Thus is the legend of the Forest Lord of P'Orc and Rape!
Molag Bal ain't got nothin on me.

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>>16733086
Horn care is an important task especially for Dragons
If a Dragon gives you the honor to polish her horns you better give it your all, it's a very intimate act

>Bonus point if they are rather sensitive to my touch and rubbing
It depends on species and individuals, but horns should be sensitive enough to tingle when touched/rubbed

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>>16733099
Yep.
You'd have a bunch of daughterus that could claim to be of your lineage too.

Hell, it may be worth learning magic just so you can make some custom enchanted items for your followers.

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>>16733109
There's an idea. Both useful combat items and cursed items that induce insatiable hunger for both food and semen.

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>>16733107
Of course, her horn would be as shiny as her hoard.

I also like to think that dragon horns are only really sensitive to their husbands, kinda like a proof of love thing. After a good polishing I would probably be able to make her cum just by using her horns.

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>>16733123
Yep.
Prefect for turning that once pure paladin-chan into a big, beefy P'Orc

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>>16732154
Tie between these two.


https://gelbooru.com//images/dd/76/dd761005729f78eedd2a93ebd3d25d44.jpg

https://simg4.gelbooru.com//images/3e/fa/3efac3452e02e172c68149dc10c0689a.webm

Well more like a combination of all of imaani's animations.

They're both Monster Girls anyway.

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>>16733130
>I also like to think that dragon horns are only really sensitive to their husbands
This is a good idea, it sounds like truth too


>After a good polishing I would probably be able to make her cum just by using her horns.
Way too lewd, she just can't resist your skillful circular motions and you're abusing it

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>>16733138
403 Forbidden

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>>16733148
Oh well for you anons then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732518
Thanks for the mention, it means a lot.

I was just thinking I should put out something new.

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>>16733147
Oh you guys talking about polishing horns? Hands down one of my favourite ways to groom a dragon.

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>>16733134
>Paladin-chan, you've sure been eating alot ever since we got back from that mission...
>S-shut up squire! I must just be building my strength up! A-and remember to sleep in my bed again tonight! For some reason I need you next to me more often than usual lately... buii...
>What was that last part?
>B-buurring me more beer and meat! H-haha! Bring me more I said! That was what I was saying! Buii!

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>>16733138
>>16733148
Merry Christmas.

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2399120

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3581890

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>>16733147
Well it's just a little headcanon of mine that I like.

>she just can't resist your skillful circular motions
Wouldn't be just that. I would stroke them very slowly too, and rub the tip with my fingers and well as some scalp massages near the base. I might even go for a two hand polishing.
And the worse part for her? I would do shile she is facing me. She would have to show me all those embarrassing faces and look me in the eyes as I take care of her. One of the most powerful things in the world, now squirming as I get a really expensive peace of cloth to shine them.

God I would love her way too hard if finished and got up, but she wrapped her tail around me and grabbed my shoulder, telling me to finish the job as she rubs her legs together revealing that she is pretty wet.

>>16733160
Yep, one of my favorite ways to abuse waifu.

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>>16733177
>Cerea paizuri
Impeccable taste.

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>>16733173
>She subtly changes the Squire's attire until it's little more than a loincloth.
>By then she's gone full P'Orc and has started gathering a horde.

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>>16732154
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3018584

I'm not even a huge loli fan, it's just the most explicit Hellhound image out there and they're my favourite race.

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>>16733189
>"P-paladin-san, I've been meaning to ask... a-are we even still with the Order anymore? I mean we keep raiding all of these food larders..."
>"Oh can it, runt. I'm hungry and the other uh... 'Paladins' are too, buii. In fact, I'm gettin' kinda hungry right now. Get on the ground! We're doin some of that 'training' I love so much. If you fill me up enough I'll even let you do the 'special' training"
Rules are still rules. If you can't beat a P'Orc in a fight, she'll dom you hard.

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>>16733194
She probably isn't even training anymore!
She's just p'orcy!

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>>16733160
Polishing horns is to a Dragon the same as tail brushing to a fox

>>16733184
Sexually abusing Dragons is not ok, unless she either wants or is a Dragon Zombie
I can't believe I got hard while reading about horn polishing

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>>16733197
Well, she's certainly been training at something, though I don't know if aggressive blowjobs are gonna serve well in the field.

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>>16733184
Oh jeez anon! That sounds so intimate and lewd! I've learnt a thing or two about horn grooming from you, I'll make sure to try it out on my Dragons.

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>>16733191
Hellhound is my second favourite girl and I'll admit this image has taken quite a few of my faps.

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>>16733215
Which is your first?

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>>16733206
It's not really abusing anon, it's just me taking care of waifu. Things can get lewd from time to time, but it's all okay. Also, the good thing about dragon is that you can also do stuff with their tails.

>>16733211
I've talked a lot about things such as massaging, scales, tail and horn polishing these days. Glad to see you got some stuff you would try out with your special lizards.

Remember to give their horns a smooch after finishing the work.

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>>16733207
Of course they will.
She's training to hold her breath and be able to ingest large amounts of seme- liquids should the need ever arise.

She'll need to train her squire to have larger loads if she wants to 'train' in such a way more.

[Anonymous No.]

Well this thread ended up gettin pretty lewd. Well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16733220
Cute, fluffy, organised, tall eared, meaty pawed schedule dogs!

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>>16733227
>Fledgling 'Paladin Troop' (P'Orc warband) abuses their collective squire and always keeps him pumped full of semen enhancing foods and materials
>He finally loses faith in the order and prays to Anon, god of Rape and P'Orc Lords
>A Psychotic Ratatoskr appears to him in what he thinks is a dream one night and gives him an enchanted whip
>The next day he challenges his Paladin-turned-P'Orc to a fight
And the cycle continues.

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>>16733225
What is it about grooming dragons that's just so great? It's like an addiction.

>Remember to give their horns a smooch after finishing the work.

L-Lewd! But I approve and would do.

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>>16733234
Nice choice, I would say it's a shame there's not that much lewd fan art out there but she has official porn by kc so it's not all bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16733247
Agreed. And it's a shame aswell for me personally because getting off to male dom porn is difficult for me.

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>>16733239
It's a very intimate and loving act of caring about your precious treasure. gotta polish my dragon so she keeps on shining and stuff like that.

>L-Lewd!
Know what else is lewd? Going from behind and doing it, but bumping her butt from time to time as you take care of her. Though I would not hold myself back to just her horns in this case.

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>>16732154
Can't say puzzles and dragons never did anything for me:
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51652596

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>>16733238
Such a good life.

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>>16733253
I'd kiss from the tip of her horn, to her neck, along her spine and too her lovely plump ass.

I can just imagine the lewd noises my special dragon would make.

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>>16733263
>You will never get facesat on by a pudgy P'Orc wife while the others in your harem smother your dick and squeeze you from all sides
One day man. One day.

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>>16733268
Even better if the warband is made of a munch of former order members he trained/worked with who've been turned

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>>16733273
That'd be cute if he still insisted on doing noble deeds with his warband.
I mean, it would still be a big fat sow-splitting porky orgy every night, but they'd do good things like save villages and run quests for the populace during the day.

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>>16733264
>"Anon?"
>Yes?
>"You've found the special edition of POLISHED that I was hidding in my hoard, didn't you?"
The tides have turned and now the mosnter is the one that's getting abused. Goodbye, my waifu's will to resist.

One area the I might be going for is her armpits to where the wings pop out. I would hug her from behind and massage them a lot. This includes brushing against her nice breasts too.

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>>16733287
Oh yes, that definitely sounds nice. I'd do that to my Dragons.

I think reading from POLISHED while massaging is a good way of learning new techniques.

All I can imagine is just
>"Anon we found 4 magazines called POLISHED under your bed. Why is it full of pictures of horns getting polished?"

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>>16733285
Exactly.
The journeys of a man and his porky P'Orc squad.

I bet the former witch still wears her glasses and the rogue laments how shes heavier now and can't sneak as good as she used to.

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>>16733301
In my case my dragon might be the one that's hidding the magazines. She would schlick to it imagining me using all those items and techniques on her horns, but be too proud to ask me to do it.

Little does she knows that I'm going to live every fantasy she has regardless of how kinky they are. Boy I want to give her a good rub down there now.

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>>16733302
That's adorable
Funny how it can go entirely different directions. Who knew being a P'Orc harem fucker could be so varied!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16733251
One day someone will draw anubis femdom hopefully.

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>>16733323
Yep, they are pretty good.
Paladin-chan probably still has some muscle beneath her pudge still.

And the camp cook still is as good a chef as ever, she just makes bigger servings.

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>>16733315
Good man, Dragons are for pleasing all their desires and needs. Luckily my dragons aren't too haughty to ask me to do something to them they desire.

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>>16733331
>Comfy cuddlefucking in a big pile by the fire at night as tasty soup and steaks get passed around
>Lots of teasing and tail pulling as well as floppy ear nibbling
>Original Paladin-P'Orc always makes sure she wraps up Squire-turned-warlord the most by the end of the night
>He falls asleep with her and the rest fawning all over him and nuzzling his body with their full bellies (from both above and below)
>A crazy-eyed Ratatoskr is satisfied with a job well done and returns to deep in the woods to report on another successful adherent to P'Orcism

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>>16733337
Damn right they are. All kinds of dragons should recieve special care.

Like, wurms would get a hour or more of just belly touching and licking.
Wyverns would get so much feet massage they would cum just from it.
Ryus can even get reversed scale care!

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>>16732858
I've read articles about the sole survivors of plane crashes and how mentally fucked up it left them. In that case, you've crossed over to your fantasy world, but at what cost? I don't think any amount of monster girl love could fix that...

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>>16733353
>
The best.
P'Orcs have always been underrated.
I'd love doing those things with them.
Maybe even earn myself some land and a title to setup shop, unless I have to go find one and take it for myself.

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>>16733356
Wocks are great because their tails and tentacles are quite smooth so it's nice to just gently rub lotion into their soft scales.

And for Zombie Dragons, their bones can get rough and dry up quite fast and get sore so they need special attention through more lotion and massaging.

Just a little headcanon but I like it.

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>>16733362
>A bunch of pudgy former adventurer P'Orcs of various classes tending a shop in a sleepy village
>They all huddle up to their shopkeep hubby on a big comfy bed at night
>Many piglets on the way
We've gone from full hedonistic lewd to full comfy cute. I truly appreciate P'Orcs much more now. It's been a wild ride, but I gotta get goin. Cheers to P'Orcs!

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>>16733372
Must be weird to polish a wock and out of nowhere her tantacles start to lick and kiss you. Wocks are wonderland creatures indeed.

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>>16733383
I wonder what's it's like to rub oil into a Wock's tail and to have her tentacles lick up and down your back, massaging you as you massage her. I'd still polish her tentacles though, giving them little pecks on their head and maybe some headpats while doing it.

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>>16733362
Shame about that shit screencap about P'Orcs

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>>16733372
I'd love to take care a of a Dragon Zombie, make sure her bones are nice and healthy, same for her hair, wings, teeth, horns and claws
She won't do it herself so it herself so it is her husband's duty

At first she'd be confused and wonder why her beloved husband is putting this much effort in pointless things when they could be having sex instead
But as she grows accustomed to it, she will start enjoying it, then craving it then needing it

>Dragon Zombie shyly brings you the hydrating cream and cloth because she can't wait for her daily bones care

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>>16733381
Yep.
Both sides are good depending on the mood.

I'd enjoy being the P'Orc lord and indulging just as much as I would enjoy taking a former adventuring party turned P'orc and living a comfy life as a shop-keeper with them.

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>>16732613
I can work with everything except E, F, K

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>>16733362
A P'Orc farm huh?

I could see that working, you could breed P'Orcs to sniff out all the different kinds of mushrooms that grow in MG settings. Little Truffle P'Orcs.

Or, you could breed them to be strongfat, and have them mud wrestle each other or farmhands as a pay-per-view event.

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>>16733399
Mutual massage does sound weird. I bet they get a little startled when they first feel your touch, but slowly get more and more relaxed as time goes on. Wock would have a blissful face too.

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>>16733416
Yep.
I could have little truffle ones or get big, beefy P'Orc daughterus that are strongfat farmhands.

They'd wrestle in mud as a pay-per-view event/husband finding match.

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>>16733405
That sounds so nice anon and I'd love to experience that. I can imagine my Zombie Dragon loving having herself groomed everyday because it makes her feel nice. Having her bring me the bone lotions, the shampoo and conditioner, the toothpaste and brush then I'd show her in the mirror everyday how much of a pretty girl she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16733421
Very lewd and very intimate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732613
A. Genki
B. Ara Ara
C. Femdom Supreme
D. "to think that a man could make me feel this way...disgusting
E. Jiiiii~
F. [sounds of food being shoveled down throat intensifies]
G. looks like she'd ride just about any cute guy's baloney pony
H. "I-if it's with you senpai"
I. Childhood friend
J. I'm mirin, please sit on my face
K. Herpes
L. Baka!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16733411
>>16733422
Ah, but what happens when one day the town alarm goes off and none other than the Hedonist P'Orc warband steps out to raid the quiet farming town where the former adventurer P'Orc family/harem have settled down in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16733438
Now I look at it. K really does look like she's packing a few STDs, does drugs and only dates big guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16733441
Anon goes out with his whip to show that he's the Hedonist's chosen champion.

Presumably they'd leave him alone without a fuss so that he can continue their lord's work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16733449
>big guys
4 u?

[Anonymous No.]

Is "mental problems manifest as lewdness when turning into monsters" an officially stated thing, or is it just something that fanworks do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16733483
What now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732613
If we're factoring in facial features...

...jesus fuck. J makes me diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16732613
I just want a J Hellhound to overpower me and make me become her weak little submissive towel boy for the gym. The kind of towel boy she can smack on the ass and show off to her fellow muscle friends how slutty I'd get when she holds my head close to her abs.

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>>16733539
Man, if a hellhound made me her towel boy slut I would give her a towel slap so hard that she would flinch and the whole gym would hear.