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>> No.16745951

Gonna shove that goat in a latex bodysuit and gasmask and travel the stars with her.

>> No.16745958
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Bored wives waiting for hubby to get home

>> No.16745959

>still trying to force your shitty xenos

>> No.16745960

Why is she holding two helmets?

>> No.16745962

But that goat is not a xeno, she's a Baphomet.

>> No.16745963

One for her, one for Crusader-onii-chan.

>> No.16745969

Her horns don't fit either though.

>> No.16745972


>> No.16745973

Busy house husbands preparing for their waifus to come home from work.

>> No.16745976
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I want to hold a baph up by the horns while I ravage her little body.

>> No.16745977

That goat looks extremelly cute and doesn't look that young either. Would flirt a lot.

>> No.16745983

Your daily reminder that the knights templar of the great crusades were all accused and tried of being baphomet worshippers in real life, no I'm not joking.

Deus vult.Conquer the Holy lands for adorable little sisters

>> No.16745987

>"Onii-chan, lets take Constantinople!"
Those little rascals

>> No.16745992

Thats cute.

>> No.16745993

Baphos do look for cool big brothers.

>> No.16745994

Well now I kind of want to go to war.

>> No.16746010

But why would pagans want to fight in this war? What does the imouto cult have to gain?

>> No.16746013

Cute Imoutos for everyone?

>> No.16746019

But how does fighting the sultan give them that?

>> No.16746022

Mehmet is a shotacon

>> No.16746023

Ah. You have my bow.

>> No.16746031
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I love my little bishop

>> No.16746036

Best monsters. She can always treat your cuts and bruises.

>> No.16746039

Mamono mana does that for me too. Sea Bishops are cute but a little useless.

>> No.16746053

I want to princess carry one while she tries to make her big evil speech!

>> No.16746061

She would probably love that.

>> No.16746083

I want to princess carry Bishop while she tries to make her big divine speech.

>> No.16746084

The sultan is a pedophile and has imprisoned all of the lolis so he can have them all to himself.

>> No.16746085

I want a Baph to hold me in the air to have suspended congress with me! It'd look extremely silly, but I bet the videos would sell well.

>> No.16746113
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Join the army, see the world! How many years will it be?

>> No.16746117

But would she continue it?

Also, what happens when you have to tell a baphomet that you're already an onii-chan?

>> No.16746120

I want to be a drummer boy and get captured by monster girl warriors!

>> No.16746126

Baphomet horns are grabbable. Mostly for guiding her head down and bending her over things.

>> No.16746127

Would the Sabbath be okay with giving membership to onee-san monstergirls if they (platonicaly) like lolis as much as onii-chans?

>> No.16746130

I want to defeat and RAPE Gazerdin-chan! I'd kiss her on every eye while holding her hands and stealing her virginity against her will!

>> No.16746131
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Twenty pounds of Cheshire pussy and ass.

>> No.16746135

I doubt it.

>> No.16746137

I would eat that ass everyday for all meals.

>> No.16746138

No. Only if they agreed to get rid of their breasts. The Sabbath is a terrorist organization that will stop at nothing to rid the world of breasts. Do not negotiate with them. Do not enable them. Do not do anything except shut them down with extreme prejudice.

>> No.16746140

I don't see why not. I kind of like the idea of older sisters doting on their loli imoutous.

>> No.16746141

But MGs aren't for forcefully stealing virginity from!

>> No.16746142

onee-sabbath please go

>> No.16746143

Sabbath would go nuts the moment they see a girl with big tits.

>> No.16746148

Thanks for your input.

>> No.16746150

That's exactly why I want to do it! I'll lap up her delicious tears from her massive eye when I smash her hymen! I'll bully her about never finding a husband now that she's used goods! I'll keep her as my slave until our daughter is too big to abort, and then I'll set her free. I bet she'll stay with me willingly, that monoeyed loser!

>> No.16746154

What about for adorable daughterus? I'm not usually a fan of medieval settings, but I kind of like the idea of becoming a knight to protect my daughteru, especially if my waifu became a knight with me.

>> No.16746159

>Short hair
Into the trash it goes

>> No.16746160

You're a disgusting human being. You deserve no waifu.

>> No.16746168

Short hair is cute though.

>> No.16746169

At least he would have his slave.

You know what would be funny? Tying up gazer's eyes and bullying her big one.

>> No.16746176
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Get a load of this poofter.

>> No.16746178

No, but that Gazer I raped and impregnated will do just fine. I'll use her to fulfill my perverse desires every night and bully her about being my willing slave.

>> No.16746189
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Healing spells are still a thing in the MGE (i.e. unicorns), monster mana usually seems to at most speed healing more than cause automatic recovery.

Regardless, sea bishops are more about marrying people to sea monsters and saving men who are in that "drowned" coma state Poseidon's power leaves them in.

>> No.16746196

Oh, I didn't know you couldn't drown in MGE. Must've skipped that part somewhere.

>> No.16746197

A chocolate cheshire!

>> No.16746200

He's right though. Short hair is for faggots.

>> No.16746201

I have no idea what's going on in this image. Is that cat crawling out of his shirt?

>> No.16746205

No dummy, she's demonstrating to her daughterus how much anon loves butts in his face!

>> No.16746206

His Cheshire waifu is forcing her fat ass on his face while his daughterus watch.

>> No.16746211

It depends on where you are. Most of the ocean is governed by Poseidon, and her power filling it keeps drowned men from dying, preserving them until a monster can save them, and transforming drowned women into nereids.

However, some parts of the ocean are under the control of gods still loyal to the Chief God, and people can drown like in the real world there.

As for freshwater, in monster realms the powers of undines over the water cause the water to actually spit back out anyone who is drowning in them.

Source: KC Japanese Q and A, plus settings info.

>> No.16746212

Just looking at the neck/collar area of the shirt, looks really odd to me. But whatever.

>> No.16746216

Its probably because the papa is given pretty silly proportions to add to the comedy of the image.

>> No.16746218

What about seahorse kingdom?

>> No.16746219

Well I like long hair but I still like short hair and I'm not gay. Beat that!

>> No.16746224

I am a boyslut for brown girls! I will lick the tummies of any and every brown girl who wants it!

>> No.16746225

Huh, it's way more funny than I thought. I wonder if you fall really slowly from high places too.

>> No.16746227

Damn chesires and their butts!

I can imagine my waifu doing this to me infront of my daughterus to teach me a lesson. Except she just sits on my face so I can talk. Atleast I get her panties and butt in my face.

>> No.16746229

In Ryugujos (which are like city-sized, not anywhere close to the scale of the oceans as a whole) the power of the otohimes filling the space causes normal people to be able to stay underwater as if they were sea incubi or sea monsters.

>> No.16746230

Same anon. Same.

I love brown girls and brown tummies are just so delicious.

>> No.16746236

More like Deus Vult, conquer best pussy for your dick.

>> No.16746240

I'm having trouble finding the part about freshwater in mamono realms saving people so don't quote me on it yet.

>> No.16746243

One on left is the elite knight helm. The other uh... the dks2 protag helm, in dks3 it's the helm worn by the Forossa lion knights. Don't remember the name.

Elite knight armor is my go-to armor any day of the week.

>> No.16746245
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I want to harvest a lilim's dark matter

>> No.16746246

>Best pussy
Reminder not to fall for the misinformation of the Wandering Sabbathshill

>> No.16746250


Faraam, that's it. That's the one on the right. It's okay. The armor has a cape and some fur trimming.

>> No.16746252

chainiizu detected. cannont unsee this. delet this words pls. they hurt me to read.

>> No.16746258

Sounds beliavable though considering how stupid things can get.

>> No.16746259

I wish I was that ball of dark matter. Having that mistress Lilim sit on me. Thoes feet probably smell amazing aswell.

>> No.16746260

Don't blame the scholar, he's merely reporting what is said about them. Logically the best pussy for any particular monster girl husband is his wife's since her vagina perfectly molds itself over time to please him best. At most baphomets would only be superior before the "wife" adaptation happens.

>> No.16746263

I want to take my Kobold waifu and Kobold daughteru to the rodeo! It'd be unfortunate that they don't make cowboy boots for girls with big meaty paws, but we'd still all wear jeans and flannel shirts and cowboy hats.

We'd get watch Centaurs and Holstaurs and all kinds of other farm-type monstergirls and their husbands do lots of wacky, sexual and sometimes dangerous competitions, and we'd ride carnival rides and eat deep-fried food that has no business being deep-fried. There would be a concert at the end of the night too, we'd be sure to go on a day where one of my daughteru's favorite idol bands is playing!

We definitely wouldn't do this every year, but once in a very rare while it would be a fun family outing.

>> No.16746267

But who has the best natural vagina though? My bet goes for hellhound with wolf pussy muscles and heat control.

>> No.16746273

Profile lilim is cute, but KC should redraw her. Especially the boobs.

>> No.16746275

>monstergirl rodeo
The possibilities are endless.

>> No.16746277

Sounds like a cute and great time.

That's the kinda stuff I'd want to do with my family but in a more "her homeland" theme.

>> No.16746279

Yeah, they look a tad unnatural

>> No.16746281

He isn't english or japanese so its to be expected.

>> No.16746294

She probably has a name since she's one daughteru of potentially hundreds.

>> No.16746297


Hey. That's pretty good. Any idea on the post it was quoting in the image?

>> No.16746299

>Redrawn lilim

>> No.16746300

It's replying to the post number for my request.

>> No.16746304


You made a good request.

>> No.16746305

lilim's who probably could turn any man into a drooling mess on the bed incapable of remembering his own within an hour if she really wanted too

>> No.16746307

Plasmid regularly frequents the /d/rawthreads

>> No.16746308

You're alright, KDF.

>> No.16746310

Most likely. But since it's not revealed mind as well call her profile.

Yeah, you can really see the difference if you compare her to the other girls.

>> No.16746318

Using http://i.imgur.com/BsgInYX.png as part of the ref bared a wonderful fruit.
Shame /d/ is the only place I can request that kinda stuff since the board's a shithole.

>> No.16746334

>But who has the best natural vagina though?
That's already been answered, it's canon Baphomet. That's not going to change no matter how much memers try to threadcanon it away.

>> No.16746338

I imagine there's quite a few swings in wonderland where Chesires can get lost and confused anons to push them. Their fat asses going right into that poor anon's face.

>> No.16746341
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Double hand-holding.

>> No.16746342

Does it really matter? Because canonically your MG wife's pussy adapt to your penis and makes sex with her feel the best. So no matter what you'll get a pussy that feels best.

Even natural pussy will adapt from being the best naturally to even better.

>> No.16746347

Is an arrestable offence. Pervert.

>> No.16746356

>Not getting magical hand implants and infinity handholding

>> No.16746361

Go home, Suzuka-sama.

>> No.16746363

A very enjoyable thought.
Now that Cheshire is back to being Assqueen instead of memequeen she's risen up my ranks again.

>> No.16746368

Not even the biggest degenerates would do that in public.

>> No.16746371

Tall curvy onee sans!

>> No.16746375

They are okay.

>> No.16746379

They're perfect.

>> No.16746385

Yeah, they are pretty okay.

>> No.16746388

Abducting boys from orphanages!
>Be orphan Playing on the playground at Sister Mary's House for Wayward Future Harem Protagonists
>Suddenly a Jabberwock, Kraken, Demon and Anubis jump out from behind the bushes
>all clad in candy-colored tank tops and booty shorts (a skirt for the Kraken), curvy and soft as imaginable
>Snatch you up and whisk you away into the nearby forest
>get DOTE'D and FAWN'D on for the next hour
>stumble out with kissmarks all over, ruffled hair, clothes wrinkled from hugs, and face flushed from being shoved into so many big unbra-d breasts
>now you're marked with their scent so they can track you down anywhere

I don't see why they don't just use the front door and adopt you the normal way though.

>> No.16746389

I want Onee-san to Ara ara~ at me.

>> No.16746398

Are these official Onee-Sabbath magazines too?

>> No.16746399

I don't, ara ara is for old, experienced predators, like aunts.

>> No.16746408

Nah, the Onee-Sabbath just has its own magazine, though DOTED and FAWNED is a very popular subscription amongst their members
>You will never lay your head on the small of your MG onee-san's back just above her booty as she's laying down reading DOTED magazine for tips on what to do with you tonight

>> No.16746412

See, the Onee sabbath is a wonderful place and every poor lonely man should go there to get a caring and loving big sister.

How exactly? Come on, tell us how your big sister seduces you.

>> No.16746416

>House for Wayward Future Harem Protagonists
I get the feeling the orphanage had a hand in the boy wandering off

>> No.16746419

Okay? If one ara ara~ed at me I would just ara ara it back.

>> No.16746424

does it has lessons in denseness and stumbling upon awkward situations?

>> No.16746432
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No way. Sister Mary is, like, TOTALLY attentive to this kind of stuff. She notices everything. Except for how every guy in town is hitting on her. Or how she isn't actually ordained in any order.
Basically its like a house of sin for an Eros paladin.

>> No.16746445

You have to be born with it
Sister Mary looks like she should be sitting on my face

>> No.16746446

>Demon gives a smug smile and ara ara~s at young anon
>Anon looks perturbed and covers is mouth with his hand before 'ara ara~'ing back
>"N-nani?! Such form!"
That'll learn er.

>> No.16746447

>Even natural pussy will adapt from being the best naturally to even better.
Wouldn't that mean the end result will be even better, though? And you can't forget first impressions.

Also one has to wonder if the loligoat has the best butthole too.

>> No.16746451

In MG world, Elton John would be a sexy lounge singing alp. Crazy.

>> No.16746454

Why would she do that, silly, that's what chairs are for!

>> No.16746455

I want to come home from work to see my two big Sister's ara~ ara~ing at me.

>> No.16746464

Eros paladin, save me, I want to shove my face in this non-Nun's ass

>> No.16746465

Just leave 'Funeral for a Friend' untouched, and I'll be quiet.

>> No.16746471

So would Freddie

>> No.16746472

I'd also ufufu~ and cross my arms with one hand on my mouth, saying "Such a cute girl! What are you doing here all alone?"

>> No.16746480

Freddie would also be a Japanese high-schooler for reasons that are never explained.

>> No.16746483

>this baffles the Demon

>> No.16746485

>Goodbye Yellow Brick Road is an album about the changes that occurred to him during alp-ification.

>> No.16746492

>"H-huh?! M-my sorority-mom says I'm not supposed to talk with strangers! Wait, wait, this is all wrong!"
You're breaking her, anon! She won't sleep right for days from this

>> No.16746497

Please don't use MGE as a excuse to fuck elton jhon

>> No.16746504

Now you see how potent a foe she is to Eros. She seethes denseness and stains wayward youth with it like some sort of ditzy abomination!
She doesn't even know what sex is!

>> No.16746525

I will teach her

>> No.16746529

And then attack her with "Hmm? Don't be scared dear. I'll take care off you."

Something something aren't you "big" enough to think for yourself?

>> No.16746546

Those sound like 100% amateur material magazines. I bet the onee-sans make a lot of cute, flustered faces when there's a cameraman documenting their activities.

>> No.16746565

I want to keep a Dormouse gagged and tied up in a glass box in my home with the words "Break in case of rape" printed on the glass.

>> No.16746573

Please do not violate the onee-sans.

>> No.16746580

>the shota/younger men models they use are all experienced imouto types
>onee models look overwhelmed and flustered even though they're the ones holding up the imouto to their breasts or doing activities where they're in the dominant position
>Overhear your own Onee-san whisper "Lord I wish that was me" as they thumb through an issue
Onee-sans are goofy.

>> No.16746584

It's fine. I would stop before she gets too crazy because I already have a waifu.

>> No.16746587

I don't want to violate them, but are consenting massages ok?

>> No.16746589

That would be the most bizarre relationship ever.

>> No.16746590
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>> No.16746595

I think he is Taiwanese or something

>> No.16746597


>> No.16746598

Is that still Meth or someone else drawing his French-fry elf?

>> No.16746600

Is this a P'Orc-Elf hybrid?

>> No.16746601

I love strong fat.

>> No.16746604

It's from Methoniums twitter, so yes.

>> No.16746614

Nope, it's an all American elf

>> No.16746616

If they are with the waifu status, yes.

>> No.16746620

That's good. It's always safe to keep it legal.

>> No.16746624

Not fat enough for that

>> No.16746627

>holding up the imouto to their breasts
Those are little sisters. I think you're thinking of otoutos

Also you'll never sit in an onee-san's lap and get a pinch grip handjob while she blushes and glances at the camera.

>> No.16746630

I mean, if you go teasing them like I was talking about then it's fine too, but touching might get things a bit lewd.

>> No.16746640

But teasing only leads to lewd molestation of their Otouto.

>> No.16746645

I like it
I could go for slightly larger muscles, but I agree

>> No.16746646

Post more baph

>> No.16746654

In that scenario up there I would just be a random dude teasing older girls, not their "brother". Though if the otouto is a weakling then he will end up raped indeed.

>> No.16746662

Is it rape of the Otouto likes it though?

>> No.16746664

It depends.

>> No.16746665

with a mustache

>> No.16746667

He came so it was making love!

>> No.16746668

>There is nothing weird about a brother loving his older sister!

Yes, thought it's considered good rape.

>> No.16746670
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Made for sex.

>> No.16746675

I fucking hate typing fast while at work.

>> No.16746677

Damn judgy peoply staring at Otouto's kissing their onee sans in public.

>> No.16746680

>Onee-san is extra protective of her otouto during the photoshoot
>the whole time keeps checking to make sure he's okay and comfortable
>afterward won't stop hugging him for hours while being unable to stop thinking she made a wrong decision
The dark side of the Onee-Sabbath.

>> No.16746681

No, kissing is taking it too far.

>> No.16746686
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Stick with the small ones you damn onee-nuns.

>> No.16746690

Why is his so cute?

>> No.16746691

At least she didn't let someone else hug him, like those losers that sign up for the role reversal videos where the onee-san has to watch her otouto play with a loli that calls him onii-chan.

>> No.16746692

i want to impregnate a baph
then again i want to do that with multiple monstergirls

>> No.16746695

But it shows you love your big sister!

>> No.16746697

>her and her otouto's spread was so popular the magazine wants them to do a video
>feels pressured by her friends into doing it
>it's a 'Brother sister day at the pool' video at THAT pool

>> No.16746701
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Baphonee-sans are the best, guy. That loose, gentle pussy is the ultimate pleasure, much better than the death grip that won't ket you cum until she does. A Baphonee-san will let you cum inside her, but it feels so good that you get back hard in an instant and have to go on being ridden by her.

>> No.16746705

I'm loving the brown and the fashion.

>> No.16746708

That sounds equivalent to cuck porn for an Onee-san, letting him be called older brother and dote on a younger sister
These skeevy tanuki must be stopped! Protect otouto innocence!

>> No.16746724
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.less draws cute baphos.

>> No.16746733

I lik- I mean hate the ones where they play house and the loli wants to play either mommy or big sister.

>> No.16746738

>Onee san watching as her Otouto plays house with imouto
>Onee san flips her shit when the imouto wants to pretend to be the big sister

>> No.16746747

Nope, only as far as teasing for me. Plus rape wouldn't be possible because of waifu.

>> No.16746755

>The crew have to rush to the set to stop her ruining the film
>She takes her little brother in her arm and storms off
>Loli is left confused and on the verge of tears
>The director has to play with her to calm her down
>This kind of blooper reels are the most popular videos online

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Need more big goats up in here

>> No.16746758

You'd ahegao just from sniffing her down there, let alone when she starts rubbing herself on your face.

>> No.16746759

It was the maddest he had ever seen her. He even felt a little frightened by her.

>> No.16746761

Which is why the bodysuits mentioned earlier in the thread are super important. They seal in the aroma.

>> No.16746764

>tfw no BIG musk ox girl to make me ahegao AND heart pupil with her intense scent and femdom

>> No.16746766

>tfw no MASSIVE muskox girl to furiously battle a slut that's trying to steal you away

>> No.16746768

This is why imoutos and Onee sans should play with their brother together and not cuck each other.

>> No.16746772

Deathgrip to be conquered > loose old hag

>> No.16746775

That would be a horrible way to find out that your onee-san is a yandere. Imagine her haa-haa'ing in your face, wide-eyed and beet red, telling you that you'll never hug anyone else than her.

>> No.16746782

Time to hug mom and imouto.

>> No.16746784

The otouto belongs in his big sister's lap with his little sister also in her lap behind him.

>> No.16746789

>Brother goes for a random girl instead of them
>He only loved them as sisters

>> No.16746790
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I want to watch the maid polish and shine her leg scales, and help her if she wants it.

>> No.16746792

What about Otouto in onee sans lap with imouto on Otouto's lap.

>> No.16746796

Wait wait wait wait what? When has this been a thing? Holy shit how can I buy this?

Also I'd love to shine her leg scales aswell! Giving them kisses and such.

>> No.16746799

I'm gonna hug a sweaty yeti after her squats and bench press workout

>> No.16746800

That's okay too if they're facing the same way. I imagined the bro and lil' sis facing the big sis.

>> No.16746802

There is a very good reason why kikis are my second favorite monster.

>> No.16746803

Holy shit this is good, how long has this been a thing?
I think you're on to something here, like those Russian nesting doll things.

>> No.16746807
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I like it when they have fluffy bits on their knees.

>> No.16746809

Exactly! It's like a Russian nesting doll of love for their brother.

>> No.16746815

Is it Kikimoras hour now? Nice.

I want a Kikimora to help turn my life around! I may be a wageslave and I may not have ambition but I need her to help me! I'd love her with all my heart!

>> No.16746819

No idea where it came from, saw it posted on a message board along with a bunch of other random images.

Indeed, one wonders if KC will ever show officially what the full legs look like.

>> No.16746822
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I don't need telling twice.

>> No.16746829

I have a thing for Kikis smelling my clothing. Catching one doing that would make me go crazy, especially if she was rubbing herself and saying my name or "master"

>> No.16746830

>with a bunch of other random images.

Not MG related then?

>Indeed, one wonders if KC will ever show officially what the full legs look like.

KC is keeping it a secret because under a Kiki's maid skirt is actually a portal to the Maid Realm.

>> No.16746836

Would be cute to see my Kiki hugging a framed picture of me. I'd feel so warm inside that she loves me that much.

>> No.16746844

Whoever made less draw Kotori as a baphomet needs to be shot.

>> No.16746847

Fuck that. If I saw mine doing that I would go behind her and give her a hug, whispering "You know you can hug the real thing, right?" to her.

>> No.16746852

Friendly reminder that Kikis need to be kept in cages as that is is the proper way to treat Kikis.

>> No.16746857

>hugging your maid

T-That's illegal! But I strongly approve

>> No.16746858

My Kiki gets her own room and a lovely bed to sleep in.

>> No.16746862

Then I'll be a criminal. With one hand wrapped around her I'll use the other one to give her some pats, finishing her off with a ear flop.

>> No.16746864

My Kiki doesn't need either of those. She just sleeps in the master bedroom in the master bed.

>> No.16746870

>ear flop

Too lewd.

But that's also illegal!

>> No.16746874

i like your style

>> No.16746876

Shoggoths won't judge you like Kikimoras do.

>> No.16746882

>Not MG related then?

Oh it was, it was on the KC fan art thread on MGU.

>> No.16746885

But I want to be judged.

>> No.16746887

She would if I didn't use the stuff made by her.

>> No.16746889

Got a link to the thread archive my man? Or atleast somewhere I can see that art?

>> No.16746891
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My Kiki is feral and doesn't know the law. I can do whatever I want with her.

I often push her perky ears down and enjoy them springing back up.

>> No.16746892

And even then, Kikis are still better.

>> No.16746897


Well that's just being inconsiderate.

>> No.16746898
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Kikis don't judge you, they assess what you need to be the best you can be.

>> No.16746900

Double ear flops as she cleans and hums a song.

>> No.16746901

I'm a masochist.

>> No.16746902

I love floppy ear Kikis and proto kikis equally! They're both cute.

>> No.16746906

Ignore the rant. Complex issues.

Not easy believing everyone is trying to find fault with everything you do or don't do.

>> No.16746907

I want to take an orphan kiki in as a maid. And dick her because that's what maids are for.

>> No.16746908

Kikis are heartless monsters who leave you if you aren't up to their expectations.

>> No.16746911
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I want to breed one with the other.

>> No.16746913

Good man.

>> No.16746915

How the heck are you gonna manage that?

>> No.16746917

Like I said, it was just posted with a bunch of other MGE fan art on a MGU thread. Here's the link: http://monstergirlunlimited.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=3670&start=1060#p254649

>> No.16746919

Order propagandist please.

>> No.16746923

At least they were willing to give me a chance in the first place. That's more than could be said for human girls.

>> No.16746924

I would take one as a maid, but just to raise her as a good daughteru and have her grow up into a nice woman with a nice master.

She would try so hard for you.

>> No.16746926

Strange how I've never seen this site before. Still, thanks anon.

Probably because I get all my MG content from these threads.

>> No.16746939

Be ready for a Kiki to take a look at you and just go "Nah". You think they look nice and pure on the outside? They're just judgmental bitches.

>> No.16746940

I want my waifu to have a recessive floppy ears gene that gets passed on and expressed in our daughter.

>> No.16746943

I'd think that floppy ears would be dominant though, seeing as that's the norm for Kikis.

>> No.16746944

Kikis are pure love and my chest hurts when I think of them, but yet still I can't bring myself to admit they are my waifus. It's hard to explain the inner conflict. I'm afraid to settle in unconditional relationship. I demand more, yet refuse to accept the truth.

>> No.16746947

Shog please go and stay go.

>> No.16746948

>not drugging and mind breaking mgs that reject you

>> No.16746949

That's no different than any other girl.

>> No.16746951

I found the source. You won't like it.

>> No.16746954

Maybe it's reinforced by sexual selection in normal Kikis, because most Mastahs like it that way and floppies have a reproductive advantage.

>> No.16746958

Be aware that official KC content is banned from being posted there after they had a falling out with Kenkou. You have to go to the wiki, Monsters Girls Redux, or Monster Girl Multiverse now for the profiles.

>> No.16746962

Oh. It's .less? What's the problem?

>> No.16746965

Some people here don't like .less art.

>> No.16746967

Yeah I wasn't really planning on posting or getting interested in that page.

>> No.16746968

Did a Kiki peck you when were being too lazy?

>> No.16746971

Some people don't like .less

>> No.16746976

>.less has a Patreon

>> No.16746977

>Kiki peck
I want a Kiki to peck me in the dick.

>> No.16746978

sounds painful.

>> No.16746980

It would be, but I like that.

>> No.16746982


>> No.16746985

Im no shog.

That's just too mean.

Nah anon. Other girls aren't so judgemental and mean.

No! I'd never get near one of thoes judgy birds. Even if they look cute and their cleaning skills are great.

>> No.16746992

He can be a little prone to sameface but a lot of artists have that problem, his recent stuff has been really nice though.

>> No.16746994
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I know its not good art, but this is notably the only art I've found that depicts the "lamia-like" transformation KC has stated sandworms can learn to do. Be interesting if some more accomplished artist would try their hand at it.

>> No.16746998

>.less has a Patreon.
Why didn't anyone knew about this? Holy shit.

>> No.16747001

Doesn't sounds that bad really. Would be nice to get stepped on too.

You know why they judge you? Because they want you to be the best, not for them, but for yourself.
They would try so hard to make sure that you are happy and healthy, but if you keep being a lazy ass that doesn't even care for her or for yourself of course she is going to start disliking you.

Kikis are really good girls that try to fix you with something else other than rape.

>> No.16747003

You know it doesn't actually look that bad. Very practical and cute. Although would be better if the eyes were on the sides.

Sand worms now in a more huggable size!

>> No.16747008

Getting stepped on by a Kiki would be pretty bad too, with the bony feet and all.

>> No.16747014

But I thought Kikis just judge you on sight instead of trying to improve you?

>> No.16747018

But then you won't get to hear her call you "master", or sometimes moan your name when she isn't thinking straight enough to stay refined or even accidentally call you daddy, when she's getting her anus stretched on master's bed. You'll never know which one you'll get this time so it'll always be a surprise.

>> No.16747023

They know that judging a book by its cover is a bad thing. So they try to make the cover neat and tiddy, but if it wants to stay that way so be it.

>> No.16747025

I'd love to see more of this, I've always liked sandworms but their size can be impractical for some situations.

>> No.16747027
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“I go to the arcades and hug people from behind when doing well to put them off!”

>> No.16747028

That's really damn hot.
Just shamefully stuttering even to herself how much she loves master and imagining him treating her like his mistress or, scandalously, his wife. Rubbing the cloth on her face while she timidly rubs her crotch against master's bedpost, a shaky, trembling hand sliding down to brush the front of her groin over her dress. She'd be blushing so profusely even if she thought no one was watching, saying things like "I love you too master" and "take me master" to herself.
Timid maids are best.

>> No.16747031

>They seek out men who are worth serving for life. They especially prefer diligent workers, but perhaps because of their innate officious nature, many of them can’t let the guys who lead a lazy and unhygienic life go.

>> No.16747036

Where does it say this? Because I remember it being judging a book by its cover.

If it's true then maybe Kikis aren't so bad afterall

>> No.16747037

You've gone too far this time, Yeti.

>> No.16747039

I'm fine with that. It would be nice to flop her ears and her daughteru's too when she came to visit though.

>> No.16747041

You monster, making those poor people waste their quarters.

>> No.16747048

On the depths of Q and As or something. Have a kiki search it up for you.

>> No.16747055

Hot damn
I used to think getting called daddy in a sexual way was such a meme but once again MGs improve everything to diamond inducing levels

>> No.16747061

Kikimoras do look like lovely girls, and it's pretty nice they help people turn their lives around.

Their dresses are cute and I want to flop their ears.

>> No.16747063
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why are horned shortstacks so breedable?

>> No.16747068

Handle bars.

Luckily my waifu doesn't have handlebars when I use a Shortstack potion on her and I wouldn't treat her in such a degrading way by grabbing the horns and fucking her.

>> No.16747072

Because that's what they were made for.

Forte isn't originally one, but she is still as breedable if not more.

>> No.16747074

>Kiki with a RP British accent screaming out "Oh daddy yes! Punish me, daddy!" as you take her asshole to pound town
>has to clean the house five times over red faced and shaking just to try and brush off the embarrassment afterward
>nearly drops the tea tray the next day when you tell her 'daddy likes' the brew she used

>> No.16747083
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Nice spook(?)

>> No.16747086


I'd kick them out of bed if they did that.

>> No.16747089
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Because they're perfection.

>> No.16747090

Is it a ghost? Because ghosts are cute.

>> No.16747101


It's a really nice body type. You can pick them up, put them on your lap etc. all while having the advantages of a grown woman's body. The curves are further accentuated by the short stature.

>> No.16747109
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Roughhousing with the kids?

>> No.16747112

Agreed. It's especially nice for milking since you can put them in your lap and milk away.

Shortstacks are cute.

>> No.16747121

Their compactness also makes them really tempting to tie up.
Granblue has so many cute girls which keeps me stuck in gacha hell.

>> No.16747129

It kind of is a bad meme except if it's you fucking an adopted monstergirl daughteru, because then it's technically factual and plays up the taboo appeal. It's even better if the two of you "officially" treat your relationship like a maid/master thing and she accidentally confesses the actual depths of her feelings like that.

>> No.16747150

Huh, there are tons of art I have never seen before
I wonder where did they get it from since I monitor pixiv, tweet and da

>> No.16747155

See, that's an oft unexplored part of the whole daughteru dicking that doesn't get looked at. People always assume it would happen when they're still really young and think all daughteru dicking would be like KDF stuff. I'm talking about that adopted or biological daughteru coming back later in life once she starts matured. That's the real scandalous stuff without forcing it to be loli.

>> No.16747156


I know nothing about it but it's plain as day that the creator(s?) struck gold. The appeal of the girls is not only immediate, but consistent and unique. An untapped oil well of sex was basically struck.

>> No.16747158

I like the thought of it with a Baphomet who RPs being a daughteru in bed but is really your waifu.

She just gets off on the taboo aspect.

>> No.16747165

>Adopted daughteru Kiki comes back to be your maid after a few years of being unsuccessful of finding a master on her own
>insists that she's just your maid now, won't accept being called daughteru as shes a mature grown woman, chastises you for still being single despite having raised an adopted daughteru
>scandalous lewdity and 'fuck me daddy' ensues
That's fine by me, other forms not so much.

>> No.16747168

Late teen/adult daughterus best daughterus.
It has something for everyone which is a large part of the appeal.
>fluffy girls
>an artificial alp loli
>bara for the homos
>pretty boys for female fans
The only downside is that you can roll something that wasn't aimed at your demographic but that's the danger of gachas I guess.

>> No.16747169

Still wouldn't do it. For me it's not about the loli (although I like loli bodies I just dislike the mind) it's about her being your daughteru.

>> No.16747170

>implying this isn't loli

>> No.16747177
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>Yosh! Here I go!

>> No.16747179

That sounds like a fun steamy story. If I were a better writer I'd try a hand at it.

>> No.16747183

It's still very bad. Age doesn't matter man, she is still your daughteru.

>> No.16747186

She is going to end like that white horn.

>> No.16747188


I can't keep up with that speed.

>> No.16747199

When Johnny comes marching home again, HURRAH, HURRAH

>> No.16747204

[Eurobeat intensifies]

>> No.16747206

It doesn't have the same spark anymore if you age her up. Much like iron, you must strike the adopted loli maid while she's hot.

>> No.16747214

>when moose-senpai saves you from the geese squad.

>> No.16747219

>Deja vu! I've just been in the place before!
>Higher on the street and I know it's my time to gooo!

>> No.16747221

No matter the age. Daughterus aren't for dicking.

>> No.16747222

We have to go scandalouser

>> No.16747229


>> No.16747231

What's the max speed of this Moose and what engine is she running on?

>> No.16747238

Could you survive 24 hours in the same building as your favorite Monstergirl? If you do, she becomes real. The catch?
Shes in her pre-current-DL form for those 24 hours

>> No.16747239

>Hire the genki Moose Girl next door to clear the snow off of your front yard.
>She puts on some headphones and starts blasting Initial D while tearing back and forth through the snow, plowing it with her horns.
>"GAS, GAS, GAS! I'm gonna step on the gas!'
>Snow goes flying everywhere.

>> No.16747242
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>24 hours with a few rats and/or little girls
Potentially annoying, but very easily doable. Unless we're talking about those dark souls rats, then i don't think i could make it.

>> No.16747243

Would a Moosegirl just be a subspecies of a Whitehorn with basically everything being bigger? Either way I'd pay her bonus for such a job well done.

>> No.16747247

>pre demon lord oomukade
I'm fucking dead, I don't think it could fit in a building anyway.

Not that I wouldn't try to survive, a cute centipede waifu is worth dying for.

>> No.16747251

>She doesn't exist
I would not survive the emptyness

>> No.16747253

If I remember correctly, it's actually stated in the profile that Demons didn't just kill on sight like other monsters and instead sought to dominate or enslave humans. So I may be good, surprisingly.

>> No.16747262

>24 hours with the Egyptian god of the dead
Well shit, looks like I'm getting flayed alive then my heart gets eaten. Great.

>> No.16747277

Praises and worshipping of course, maybe entertaining it the best way I can with magic tricks. Hopefully it won't snap and kill me, maybe it would even go for a nap if I didn't annoy the magestic thing.

>> No.16747278

Nothing changes.

>> No.16747281


So KDF is fine basically.

As for me, I like foxes, so in MGE terms that'd be Inari or Youko. I doubt anything would change with Inari, at least.

>> No.16747285
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What about brown cats?

>> No.16747286

I think the scandalousness levels are high enough. She'd be confused about her position as a maid, a daughteru or a waifu because she wants to be all three just as much

>> No.16747290

>Awkwardly staring at a cow for 24 hours in some abandoned building
I'd pet it.

>> No.16747297

I guess it depends on how hungry she is

>> No.16747298


She was way too good for the series she was in, imo. Naughty sensei-types are wonderful.

>> No.16747300

Excellent, very well then. I'd tease her in each direction.

>> No.16747303

Made me think of this

>> No.16747309
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What about brown raijus?

>> No.16747310

>24 hours with an Anubis

Not sure exactly what Anubis do to people. But I fear to find out. Yeah I'm probably dead.

>> No.16747312

>no sense of time in the building
>be petting its head
>blink and suddenly when your eyes open you're instead petting the head of a qt3.14 big busty Holstaur looking confused

>> No.16747313

Yo anon thats a stereotype.

>> No.16747316

That would scare the shit out of me.

>> No.16747317

going through favourites
not much issue there
just as annoying as a normal one, just with no lewd
also dead

>> No.16747322

You're scared of cows? Or being with a random cow in an unknown place?

>> No.16747323

I have no idea what they would be like pre-current-DL. I might still be able to get on her good side and convince her to wait a day.
Otherwise it's a day of running and hiding for me.

>> No.16747325

You gotta at least give people a random power or somethin

>> No.16747327

>cropping a kiki's ears
That's just maid abuse I tells ya

>> No.16747331
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Now all you need is a manticore.

...that's probably one of the worst to have, huh.

>> No.16747333


>> No.16747337

I mean if you woke up in a random abandoned building with nothing in it but a single cow most people would feel great concern.

>> No.16747342

That would kinda nullify the risk of it, though.
I think a choice for what "building" you happen to be in would be better.
Though I'd choose a power plant, a prison, or some kind of labyrinth.

>> No.16747345

>24 hours in the same building as a Jabberwock and a Zombie Dragon

The Zombie Dragon would probably just be a dragon since dragons are immortal? Right? Unless they're just a pile of bones. Also I don't know if you guys have ever seen what a Jabberwock is supposed to look like. But Jesus fucking Christ I'd probably actually shit myself and cry rivers of tears. They look so scary.


>> No.16747347


I'm really glad my favorite isn't Kappa.

>They are sometimes said to take their victims for the purpose of drinking their blood, eating their livers, or gaining power by taking their shirikodama (尻子玉?), a mythical ball said to contain the soul, which is located inside the anus.

>> No.16747350
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I fucking love Great Mosu's 2hu stuff.
His girls are so delightfully thicc.

>> No.16747351

That's what happens? Well shit. Who knew that behind the schedule lay that?

>> No.16747354
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16747357

If you choose labyrinth the girl instantly turns into a minotaur.

Dragon Zombies are rotten and stinky pieces of flesh mashed up together that kills you the worst way possible. You would die really hard.

>> No.16747359
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Reminder that Amazons are great and even Nintendo agree.

>> No.16747362

>he doesn't snicker-snack
That's why you gotta carry kitchen cutlery wherever you go.
'Vorpal' doesn't actually mean anything, so just tell a jabberwocky that your knife is corral and it'll piss off.

>> No.16747364

>A dog
That's easy! Getting to see my Kobold waifu in her pre-monsterized form would be pretty neat.

>> No.16747365

>ice queen

So I'll be standing in a blizzard for 24 hours?

>> No.16747369

>worst way possible

Disease? I mean the Jabberwock would've probably eaten me alive before that happens.

>> No.16747370

sounds like some jigsaw shit where I'm struggling to keep her alive

>> No.16747372

oh yes, good old manticores
i always seem to forget them these days
might as well throw in a bapho too

>> No.16747375

W-What? I don't follow, anon.

>> No.16747377

>If you choose labyrinth the girl instantly turns into a minotaur.
And here I thought I would transform into David Bowie.

>> No.16747379

Lich might be survivable since they're usually intelligent egoistical dicks, if you can stroke it's ego enough with pledges of worshipping it's greatness and being a loyal servant, to delay being murdered for atleast the one day.

>> No.16747381

Something like that. You would slowly rot and die in agony while your flesh falls off.

>> No.16747382

Yeah, I'm fairly certain. It's been a while since I've studied that stuff, but I recall Anubis flaying Set, who had transformed into a leopard, alive for trying to attack Osiris, then wearing his skin as a trophy.

Mythology's fucked, yo.

>> No.16747383

>Anon gets put into a house with his scary pre-DL waifu.
>scared to shit and traumatised
>when she finally turns into his waifu he's shaking and scared when he approaches her
>scarred for life

>> No.16747384

Do liches give a shit about humans unless they disturb their work?
Or do they just go "Oh how nice, new test subjects". In that case, I won't live for to long, unless I'm lucky... or unlucky.

>> No.16747385


I'm glad they expanded on this. After OoT, I always wondered how they dealt with this sort of thing. Though, this incarnation of the Gerudo seem more laid back.

>> No.16747387

Nope. You'd get your throat torn out by a dog-faced lizard.

>> No.16747390

The vorpal blade goes snicker snack, leaves em dead, off with their head!

>> No.16747391

If she was a dog she would be a Cu-Sith.

>> No.16747394

What were thoes Egyptians smoking?

Still, I imagine if I manage to just keep worshiping her as a God she won't kill me and I'll get my waifu in no time.

>> No.16747398

Deepening on the lich, you could become their servant without much trouble, just if youy beg and stroke their ego until they can see some "use" in you.

>> No.16747401

I'm paying her extra, such a good girl.

>> No.16747402

I'm going by KC's version of a Kobold anon.

We've been through this before anon, what else would they monsterize from when the Demon Lord takes over in the first place if not from dogs?

>> No.16747407

Oh that does not sound good. Maybe if I try and lock myself away in the building both of thoes things can't find me or hurt me. I imagine that's what a lot of anons would do.

I'm still lost. What's the vorpal blade and the snicker snack? Is the snicker snack the Jabberwocky?

>> No.16747410

So she would hide behind the stove and throw stuff at me if I was messy, for a day?

>> No.16747415

They're not monsterizing from anything, you twat nonce. They were all monsters beforehand, the current demon lord just turned them into sexy semen hungry whores. So fine, if you want to be specific, you'd have your throat torn out by a dog-faced dog monster.

>> No.16747418

Don't tell me you waifu a jabberwock and haven't read Through the Looking Glass?

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>> No.16747427

It slices, it dices, it snicks and snacks! Strong enough to repel all kinds of attacks!

>> No.16747430

I think if you made a point of not antagonizing or disrespecting it, you'd be fine. Unless its job is to actively seek out and kill you. You'd be screwed if that was the case.

>> No.16747431

Oh, i haven't seen this one before. Thanks for sharin it!

>> No.16747435

I doubt it. Its smell would be enough to make you puke your insides out. Either it will find you with the noise or you will die in a puddle of your own puke. Just keep running with a gas mask and you should be good. Though the Wocky would most likely kill you anyway.

>> No.16747436

Dragons aren't immortal, hence why dragon zombies exist at all. Question would be if they existed in the pre-monster girl times since I doubt most dragons of those days died full of regrets.

>> No.16747440

N-No. Am I supposed to? Did I do bad?

>> No.16747443

They come from a disgusting looking monster. If you want a pupper go with a sith.

>> No.16747447

this mouse needs to be tied down belly down and anally bullied for hours.

i would use so many different toys.

>> No.16747448

Of all the Lamias, I'd like grapesnake the best.
>thicc bodied
>really like their rebellious personality
>plotters and schemers are fun especially when their schemes are for pampering you
>probably kinky as all fuck and into doing whatever you can think up

>> No.16747453

I really don't know how I'd recover from seeing those beasts to then seeing my big sisters. I wouldn't be able to sleep at night knowing what they once were.

So they probably would be a pile of bones and flesh?

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>> No.16747455

Regret just causes the mamono mana to take over and make them a cutsy dumb zombie. I'm sure that raw magic power or hunger was enough to keep dragons zombified in the old times.

You made her slightly dissapointed.

>> No.16747458


I mean i am her bloodbag and source of warmth for one night right? i think i will be OK

>> No.16747459
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But I want her in my bed.

>> No.16747463

I love Pharaoh!

Chubby dessert ruler!

>> No.16747467

What if she tries to turn you into a monster during this 24?

>> No.16747468

Good! Now we can bully her together and make her wear a ridiculous hat in public!
We'd have celebratory sex too! LOUD sex that annoys the neighbors!

>> No.16747476

This will happen eventually once i am her husband

might as well get over it early

>> No.16747477

I don't think you would need to recover considering you would be dead.

>> No.16747480

You don't get docile, domesticated, friendly monstergirls from ferocious face eating monsters anons, maybe you should go back and read KC's Kobold profile again.

>> No.16747482
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Actually, holstaurs are stated to have developed from minotaurs, and that presumably happened after the change to monster girls occurred.

So either your waifu would not exist until the 24 hours are up, or she would be a minotaur until then.

>> No.16747483

Talking of that, I feel kind of bad for male vampires from before the change. One minute they're sucking the blood of cute virgin girls and the next they've suddenly got tits of their own.

Imagine how the MGE version of dracula must have felt.

>> No.16747485

But what about if my Jabberwock read the story to me and my Zombie Dragon? That would be cute and I'd love to hear her read to me before I sleep, I bet it's an interesting story aswell.

>> No.16747492

Actually, KC's version ate lazy/messy people alive in the old days.

>> No.16747493

Yeah, I guess you're right. Atleast it will comfort me at night knowing I wouldn't be in a house with my pre-DL big sisters.

>> No.16747494

KC literally said on his site's BBS that most of the current dragon zombies have been around since before the current DL (and that they were incredibly rare even for dragons).
It was the same time he confirmed P.Slime jelly as tasting like sweet shit like strawberries and peaches.

>> No.16747497

Draculina got "Impaled" by crusaders?

>> No.16747498

I have to say I prefer the original origins then

>> No.16747500

Yes you do. Think about girls like sandworms, werewolves, sharks, hellhounds, wurm, orcs, goblins, fucking Baphomets, Wockers and other monsters like that.

You would most likely be used by a mama kobold teaching her child how to kill.

>> No.16747504

Just tell your waifus that you had a bad dream like that and they will cuddle you.

>> No.16747509

Grapesnake is also a top pick for adopted daughteru dicking. I don't know what it is about them and kikis that makes me think this, but they just do.

>> No.16747511
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It's OK Anon, if the building is a china shop we'll be just fine.

>> No.16747514

Do I get preparation time?

>> No.16747517

I guess, though as KC hasn't said specifically what they monsterize from I choose to interpret it differently. Also, I'd be making the daughteru with her, she wouldn't be around yet.

>> No.16747518

That sounds even better. If it ends in cuddles from my big sisters, then I'm in.

>> No.16747522

Though be careful, your waifus might pull a prank on you by reverting to their normal form.

>> No.16747523

Kikis I can definitely see but Apophis seems curious in that regard. I'm not saying no, but sell it to me.

>> No.16747524

Wasn't aware of that, guess regret over not reproducing is regret regardless of time period.

>> No.16747528

Well, since they are named Kobolds I just go with normal kobolds intead of dogs.

Though I guess your family would be more of a Weredog thing since they are slightly different then kobolds.

>> No.16747534

Yes, you've got a point there. I think I could still survive a Weredog for 24 hours.

>> No.16747538

Damn that sounds like quite the over kill for a prank. And would be real scary.

I'm going to get them back by spanking their butts as they walk by!

>> No.16747540

Just play fetch for a while and it should be good.

>> No.16747546

Do not spank the lewd waifus anon. They instantly get wet and you'll have to play Dragons Layer.

>> No.16747548

>Jabberwock giggles and flounces around
>Dragon Zombie cums on spot and moans
And all was right once again in the Cultist household.

>> No.16747554

>Dragons Layer
What's that?

>> No.16747556

Spanking waifus is just so cathartic.
Wonder how mine would react to just a random spank as she walks by.

>> No.16747559

Poor vampire alp.

>> No.16747566

"Walter was 15 and I'm pretty sure I was a woman"

>> No.16747567

You never heard of a Dragon's husbando fucking his wife?

What's her species?

>> No.16747571

Lava Golem! A big fun loving one!

>> No.16747576

How am I supposed to prank the 2 lewd big sisters without going too far? Although, if they did change back into their original forms to prank me, that would be quite traumatic and a bit over the top.

>> No.16747580

I can see your hand going inside her lava butt and the temperature raising along with her lust. She'll be increasing the amounts of lava in there for the next time you do it.

>> No.16747582

>spank an Automaton
>"Processing... Insufficient kinetic energy to surpass previous record. Master, are you properly nourished? Recommendations for proper sustenance at the ready."

>> No.16747587

It's like you don't even know how to deal with a dragon waifu, anon, and you have two of them.
Just play hide and seek.

>> No.16747600

Hooo, she's a clever one. She knows I love when she changes up her body to make the funnest parts even bigger and lewder. I'd spank her so hard the next time she might erupt from it!

>> No.16747606

I'm sorry, I haven't had any previous experience.

>Just play hide and seek.

Are they in on it or do I just hide? Because I imagine they'd think I've left it got lost. Then when I appear they'd just smother me in hugs to the point I'd be suffocating. This is what I want.

>> No.16747613

>lava Golem into hourglass expansion roleplay
Such good taste

>> No.16747619

Just hide. We all know how dragon become when their precious treasure dissapears. You'll get double waifu cuddles and they will learn to never give you a great spook again.

Lewd. Imagine all the steam and soapy lava that's going to fall from her privates. Are you ready to take responsibility?

>> No.16747633
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Can a shota sexually tease his Onee-san?
Because that's what I'm gonna do to a bunch of the girls at the Onee-san sorority

>> No.16747645

Hoo yes! I'd grope and molest that big bottom before I lay her down and start slurping down her erupting entrance! I'd burn my tongue trying to force it all the way in to her core, then once she's absolutely melting I'll mount her and start working at giving her my own eruptions! Hopefully she'll recover halfway through and tackle me down to ooze over me with her massive magma chambers!

>> No.16747646

You can't stop talking about sisters, can you?

>> No.16747660

Well, like I said I don't exactly know why.
Maybe it's something about the contrasts of a radical species with the radical "black schlera purple skin" look being a good girl, Apophi not being aggressive while they're settled down and since they're lewd monsters even a young one would quickly have a lewd side that needs to be satisfied if she's living alone with a single human boy.

>> No.16747666

I'd drown in a sea of Dragon cuddles. It's perfect.

Well I'm not a shota, but I'd gobble down some cookies for my onee sans and then tease them by asking if I could sit between them or sit on one of their laps, with her breasts resting on my head

It brings good luck to love your big sister

>> No.16747669


how do i make my life more bearable with these geese sisters of mine?

>enter my room whenever they want
>use my stuff whenever they want
>eat my deserts
>honk at me if i use the bathroom when they want it
>honk at me if they want to use the tv
>honk at me if i am to loud in the morning

>> No.16747677

Get a big strong monster girl to help you

HAHAHAHA just kidding even muscle-cores are afraid of geese girls.

>> No.16747682

>geese girls
You're fucked. Get a noble Mallard or Loon harpy to try and whisk you away.

>> No.16747685

Dick the geese and you'll get a more erotic honk. Like a "Hoooonk~"

>> No.16747686

Come on now.

>> No.16747690
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I don't know about geese, but maybe this can give you some ideas

>> No.16747692

>Crow Tengu.
As long as I stood out of her way, I' be fine.

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>> No.16747758

>eating out a lava golem
Sounds dangerous desu

>> No.16747771

They aren't made of literal lava

>> No.16747811

>tfw no Dark Beast Paarl Raiju

>> No.16747825

You must accept the corkscrew vagina.

>> No.16747832

The fire and hot parts of fire monstergirls like Ignis and Salamanders only affect stuff when they want it to.

>> No.16747833
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Im loving this request maybe a little too much. Needs more frills, many, many more.

>> No.16747837

Awww that's really cute! The lucky anon marrying her better give her a kiss.

>> No.16747844

I can't even begin to imagine how an Automaton would act on her wedding day.

>> No.16747846

Is that a WIP?

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Me too, absolutely no clue.
It is, Im still trying to figure out the dress. Stuff happened while trying to sketch up the pose.

>> No.16747883

Robots don't have feelings.

>> No.16747885
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>It is, Im still trying to figure out the dress.
This is just a suggestion, but how about placing sections of her outfit in places where an Automatons armor is typically located. Or better yet, giving her armor stylized to resemble a wedding dress.

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>> No.16747891

My floppy is turning into a hard drive!

>> No.16747909
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>doubting the power of the Automatons central circuit

>> No.16747917

Loen? Is that you?

>> No.16747935
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So what happens to an Automaton that plays Nier?

Also I wish Centaur Automaton existed.

>> No.16747937

I don't think lamias were ones to just go around killing humans for sport before the current DL, more so they probably just used humans for a source of food or a temporary mate. In other words, I'd just have to keep her fed somehow, so that I don't appear as a juicy bacon cheeseburger to her.

>> No.16747951

Speaking of cheeseburgers, how do you think monstergirls would react to food from the modern world?
You are now imagining a Lamia's tail flicking back and forth as she digs into a big juicy cheeseburger, dripping with juices and sauce.

>> No.16747952
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Yetis get hand me down scarves from their mom that are too long for them

>> No.16747959
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>So what happens to an Automaton that plays Nier?
She develops a taste for performing cuhrazy combos.
>Also I wish Centaur Automaton existed.
A Gremlin could develop a backpack that gives an Automaton a tauric transformation.

>> No.16747975

Pharaoh. So yes. She'd either be a dried husk for 24 hours or her lively human self since it is current Demon Lords energy that is reviving mummies and Pharaohs.

>> No.16747988

Fucking wew.

>> No.16747994

I guess it depends on the what species she is.

Lamias are carnivores, so I'd say that they'd loves things like steaks, meatlover's pizzas, bacon, fried chicken, spare ribs, etc.

>> No.16747998
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I have no idea who you are talking about, just a random baka passing by.

>> No.16748006

It has a 50s flare to it, I like.

>> No.16748013

Do you think a Lamia would try seducing a man by putting a drumstick in her mouth and pulling out a clean bone?

>> No.16748019

It'd be strange to see her change from a husk to her real self.

>> No.16748028

How was your computer strong enough to handle the resolution of Wock's daki?
Also draw a real quick P'Orc

>> No.16748030

Surprisingly not bad.

>> No.16748031
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I want to live with a former DL era monster girl
>messing around in your basement when you find an ornate box
>when you open it, a choking black mist pours out and a dark, monsterous silhouette appears before you, laughing about how it's finally free to slaughter all the pathetic humans that imprisoned it
>as the mist clears, the figure shifts into the shape of a woman. shocked by the sudden transformation, she starts weakly throttling you, demanding answers
>you explain that it's probably because of the new DL. when you show her what has become of monsters since then, she becomes distraught
>as she has nowhere to go, you offer to let her stay with you, if she's okay with a lowly human
>after several long minutes of thinking, she reluctantly agrees
>the first few weeks of living together are rough, as she still has some deep seated hatred for humans, but eventually the DL's influence starts to weigh on her mind and body
>you come home from work one day to find her naked on the floor, touching herself cluelessly, but unable to get off
>you decide to help her out, and you both end up fucking like rabbits
>months later, she's gotten used to her new life and is ready for the next big change
>the transition to motherhood

>> No.16748037

Definitely, and someone should draw this

>> No.16748039

The Wurm able to hide anywhere strikes again.

>> No.16748045

Your style has evolved so much since you began, I love your new KC style. How do you do it? Will you draw your OCs in it?

>> No.16748067

I have a job now, let me throw money at you for cowgirls.

>> No.16748071

I want to take a snappy, leather jacket wearing Yeti to a 50s milkshake diner and dance to big band music!

>> No.16748076

>Anon's trapped in a room with a mummified husk.
>Over the course of 24 hours her skin starts softening and her emaciation begins reversing.
>Where once there was taut flesh pulled over bone, there's now plump thighs and perky breasts.
>Her face goes from gaunt and horrifying to ethereally beautiful with long flowing purple hair.
>Pleasure runes form on her body and fill in with power as her eyes open for the first time in thousands of years.
>The first thing she sees is anon, and she starts crying.
>Before he can do anything she lunges forward and tackles him to the ground, staring at him with adoration.
>"The gods were right. I should've believed them. My destined one is before me..."
>Behind her, her snake reforms into a Lamia and slithers off with a silent "Ufufufufu~"
Would you share a romantic moment with a Pharaoh who only knows you as her prophesied lover?

>> No.16748077

Going to second what >>16748045 said, your new art style looks incredible.

>> No.16748091

So here's the real question: Is there a real daki-sized version somewhere behind the paywall? Or a lewd(er) version? I could see myself paying if it's good.

>> No.16748096

I'd be very confused and a little scared.

>> No.16748106

How would you react to her reaching into your pants and stroking your dick while giving you a deep kiss with tongue?

>> No.16748113

Still confused, still scared, but now also aroused.

>> No.16748120

Then how would you react to her sliding your dick into her pussy once it gets fully hard?

>> No.16748124

Not him but I'd milk it for all it's worth. Just as I'm sure she would. "Prophesized lover" eh? Yeah, sure, whatever floats her boat.

>> No.16748128

See above.

I am going to have a serious talk with her after we're finished.

>> No.16748135

I mean as in, when she as alive you were literally described to her word for word as the man she was destined to be with. She didn't believe it then.
But now you're here in front of her and the gods were right.

>> No.16748154

But are you going to let her take you as her groom anon?
She'll be staring at you dreamily with heart pupils in her eyes.

>> No.16748172

Then looks like I not only have a gorgeous brown skinned goddess bouncing on my dick in ecstasy, but I've conveniently found religion. Great!
I'm a sucker for that tongue action though, so I'd lean her down to get that goin on again. Maybe even look into her beautiful brown framed eyes half lidded over while doing it.

>> No.16748175

This is what happens when you beat her at Fatal Fury too many times

>> No.16748190

I just wanna have a nice talk about our relationship and how we should take things slow. I don't know her she doesn't know me.

>> No.16748200

And she'll love you all the more for it.

Fair enough. Just note that she'll be adorably fascinated by the modern world and want you to explain things to her.

>> No.16748207
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Im a graphic designer, built my pc to handle heavy stuff like movie rendering and the like, or thats what I say but theres no much difference to your average gaymen build. But hey, at least I can keep up with vidya. Fun thing, I just randomly made both Wock sides in the same file but never checked its size until your post, its 495mb, Im impressed. Well done PC-tan.
Its hard to emulate style, basically trial and error with each line, you can guess the insane amount of Ctrl+Z.Then you kinda get used to the flow, problem is that later its confusing to 'go back' to your usual flow. Right now Im in middle of a Kill la Kill daki besides the Automaton and its confusing to switch between KC and Trigger style. The brushes have a lot to do with the cool lookalike effect, problem with that is that you need to learn to change them on the fly because, at least for SAI 2, you need to change its settings when you change its size. Lets say you make it look like KC pencil in size 5, thats cool and all, when you make it big like size 50 it will look different and needs to be adjusted again. Another problem is that you cant copy, otherwise it looks like, well, a copy, thats mostly the reason why its so much trial and error, need to keep trying until it looks close enough to the real deal. Even like that I couldnt help but copy bits from the original Wock art, there were just parts that refused to work. /blog

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>> No.16748218

Hi Leon! I love your work with the Wock Daki, it's so good and made me want one.

>> No.16748228

Well I guess we could go get some McDonalds and some nice clothes for her.

>> No.16748235

Based Loen. We're lucky to have you around.
Jus curious, how many people are on your commission list as of now?

>> No.16748240

Would playing and watching zombie related media be banned in Undead territories?

>> No.16748243

Because Zombies getting killed might be offensive? Or because it will give Zombie Girls the idea of getting into large hordes and sexually assault men?

>> No.16748244

You're pretty great, Loen. Seeing your little doodles like this are just too cute, especially the ones you made during Wockfag's daki process.

>> No.16748249

The first one.

>> No.16748262

That's silly anon. Do you get offended when humans get killed in movies and stuff?

>> No.16748263

Why are you bullying Porcs? Where has fatty cat been up to? Why did the tentacle have to die?

>> No.16748265

Bui, P'orcs are not fat!

>> No.16748268

More than likely banned due to vulgar and plebian tastes

>> No.16748270

No, but Zombies are dumb.

>> No.16748276

How rude!

>> No.16748282

It's true!

>> No.16748298
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I don't know, do Humans get offended by the fact they're unable to use magic?

>> No.16748309

Who needs an excuse to fuck Elton John?

>> No.16748311

Thanks anon
8 with the current daki one. And I think theres another daki somewhere there. Like daki take such a long time to do Im trying to speed up the thing while accepting other requests, hence the Automaton wip.
B-but anon Im not bullying. Phat cat is nowhere to be seen, perhaps being lazy around somewhere. It was Wockfag, he made me do it, I didnt have a choice. Let tentacle-chan haunt him forever.
Anon, they are fat. Their tummies are filled with love and dreams.

>> No.16748319

She's actually human

She has frost powers though, so she could pass for a weak Yuki-onna if you want

>> No.16748331
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Better throw these Goblins some stretchy anime meat to distract them.

You do have some stretchy anime meat right?

>> No.16748343

>8 with the current daki one.

Oh. Do requests come in fast or something?

>> No.16748355
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More like throw the goblins off a bridge into water.

Evil vile things, nobody likes Goblins!

>> No.16748359
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Why are your P'Orcs so cute?

I just want to cuddle them.

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>> No.16748365

That's a bipedal Nightmare anon.

>> No.16748373

Those are some big mana reserves.

>> No.16748402

Thank you for the info, and for the waifu-tier piggy. You've got a very satisfyingly style. Good luck in future endeavors

>> No.16748413

The only thing my feral Kiki does is silently judge me when I'm not doing my work.

>> No.16748415

What kind of underwear would your waifu usually wear? She wouldn't go bare down there, would she?

>> No.16748416

Does masturbation count as work?

>> No.16748422

I wanna kiss a P'Orcs tummy filled with hopes and dreams then. Maybe even give her triplets of more hopes and dreams.
You rock! Buiii

>> No.16748430
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I wish his Orcs yelled at people more.

>> No.16748431

I'd call my P'Orc wife fatty as an affectionate pet name.
She'd know I say it cause I love it.

>> No.16748437

I hate smug foxes.

>> No.16748444

Don't be silly anon.

>> No.16748447

It ain't Alp if it's Elton. Or Bowie, or Freddie.

>> No.16748463

Would she be a cutie?

>> No.16748466

That's none of your business.

>> No.16748468
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>tfw Humans would absolutely be able to wield anti-magic

We could still beat MGs up.

>> No.16748472

I want to impregnate both those girls.

>> No.16748476

P'Orc construction workers probably do this all the time when a man they like walks by.

>> No.16748479

The absolute cutest of cuties. She'd wear bright sundresses and like popsicles on picnics at the park. She'd have the daintiest little buii when I'd pinch her pudge and would giggle like bells when I sproinked her little tail.

>> No.16748503

Most construction workers don't have the energy to flirt with anyone if they're on break, and the ones who do are usually shut up for being annoying So only the kakuen who has been skimping all day would be energized enough to flirt

>> No.16748511

I want a group of sweaty, strongfat P'Orc construction workers to have their way with me!

>> No.16748519

>8 with the current daki one. And I think theres another daki somewhere there.
Dammit, I always want to commission you but I never want to overload you but you always seem to have so many pending commissions.

>> No.16748530
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Abs are for licking!

>> No.16748548
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i'd like to cook food on my hellhound wife's abs and then lick them clean

>> No.16748552

I wasn't expecting that. Awesome

>> No.16748553

I'd rather grope and spank soft squishy bellies.

>> No.16748559

Both are fantastic!

>> No.16748583
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Petite, nerdy liches who are embarrassed by their lack of tits or ass compared to their classmates!

>> No.16748591 [SPOILER] 
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What flavor do you like your slimes?

>> No.16748599

Petite liches with nice asses are better.

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>> No.16748606

Honey flavored. Cute pic.

>> No.16748614

>you will never eat a big booty slime's flavored asshole
Why preservere?

>> No.16748633
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would you help her in brewing a big booty potion?

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Man I wish .less would finish this. I need Hellhound abs in my life.

>> No.16748654

>Plump P'Orc and Musclebound Minotaur who used to raid with each other bump into each other at the supermarket
>Exchange pleasantries and compliment one another on their look before waving goodbye and going their separate ways
>"That poor girl. How is she ever going to attract a husband looking like that? I'd have never found my hubby if that's what I had to work with!" x2
>Both go home and get absolutely plowed by their respective husbands, proud of how they used their looks to attract such a wonderful man
Just another day.

>> No.16748667

>wanting some fuck to film you and your onee-san at your most intimate to devalue that intimacy to a public spectacle.
You faggots come up with the darnedest things.

>> No.16748671
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you and me both, anon
this is as close as we're gonna get unless i nut up and start commissioning people
or git gud at muscle and make a habit out of drawing

>> No.16748672

I think it would look better with the eyes on her sides

>> No.16748682


Some people just want to be exploited and degraded, Anon.
>I'd rather lounge and play vidya with 'nee-san.

>> No.16748700

>Some people just want to be exploited and degraded, Anon.
Well I can't argue that. Still, must suck being unable to command dignity or respect.

>> No.16748709

That's just taking her job.

>> No.16748746

I imagine protokiki would be quite cross with that. She might even need to step in and show you why your technique isn't adequate so you'll just ask her to stroke you off anytime you have the need.

>> No.16748758

Either the square cubed law makes sure she's crushed under her own weight, or I am very likely to die. All I can do is bar down the doors and vents and hope she gets bored and goes away.

>> No.16748809

what I need is a lilim that thinks the word is like 90s sitcoms.

>> No.16748824

>24 hours with an undead hero
I've enough tales of my world to entertain her, I suppose.

>> No.16748830
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What's the most comfy life with your waifu you can think of?
>After a short stint as an adventurer, you settled down with a lich you fell in love with during your travels
>together, you make you a home out of the abandoned mist continent shrine of a long forgotten goddess, situated deep inside an underground cave
>the shrine sits on the edge of an underground lake illuminated during the day by a fissure in the cave roof that lets just enough light in, and at night by bio-luminescent moss and algae that makes the scenery look absolutely magical
>food isn't much of a problem with the abundance of edible mushrooms and cave fish from the lake, as well as the forest just outside the cave entrance
>hidden from the eyes of the Order, the cave is peaceful, which makes it easy to sleep at night, especially when rain falls from the crack above and into the lake
>the past success of the shrine has made it very spacious, giving the wife room for her experiments and space for the trophies from your adventures. with the help of her magical inventions, this once dark and dusty place of worship now feels very homey
>it's pretty quiet down here with just the two of you, but you suspect it might not stay that way for long
>there's one room that you have left as is. it contains a well preserved statue of this shrine's goddess, a deity of fertility
>sometimes you can catch a glimpse of your lich standing before the statue, rubbing its stomach while she rubs hers
Quiet life with a quiet wife

>> No.16748844

Sounds pretty damn comfy.

>> No.16748891

Personally I'd rather be captured and taken to her and treated like a dog.

Lots of cuddles, petting and treats.

>> No.16748916

Nice mixup.
A little cottage in a green demon realm. Maybe she'd be a chef at the local tavern, maybe we'd run an inn. Just cozy days in mild weather living the simple life. Lots of you guys as neighbors and friends nearby to visit and listen to stories of your escapades over a pint.

>> No.16748928
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Pointy Succubus.

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When will KC make a penguin girl?
I need this THICC bird.

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Comfort breeds weakness!

Mercenary work and bounty hunting until we perish or grow too rancid to do such work.

So a nice tent and a good outdoor cooking set so that I can make eggs and sausage still.

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Delicious chocolate oni!

>> No.16748946

I guess you could say she's a very thorny succubus.

>> No.16748948
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That's pretty much my exact fantasy with my waifu as well. We'd live in a small cabin in the woods, far enough away so we'd be relatively removed from everyone, but still close enough to town for practical reasons. She'd run a coffehouse of sorts in town, and I'd split my time between looking after the house, and volunteering at a local orphanage.

I too like to think of you guys and your wives as our friends there. It would be comfy as hell.

>> No.16748950

I can't even imagine a scenario where I'm living happily with a waifu.

>> No.16748951

Good mercy look at all that insulation

>> No.16748968
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Hasn't she had a hard enough life?

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The extra fat is necessary for the cold.

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What could KC take from the Ars Goetia to add to the MGE?

>> No.16749007

I dunno, I'd like to feel it firsthand and firstface just to be sure

>> No.16749016

Just remember you have to take care of the egg.

>> No.16749021

>Peace has been achieved many places but in the great and impenetrable jungles the Amazon tribes continue to fight.
>be sent as part of a convoy of several diplomats from nearby states of both human and demon realms hoping for assistance in traversing the forest.
>Negotiations are long and hard and a particularly pride tribe is refusing to give up old grudges without obscene payments.
>Realize the best and fastest option is to offer yourself to the Chieftain's daughter in return for their support of the treatises.
>Things would be hard at first, languages and cultures not being considered before the marriage. Her marriage allowing her mother to retire and hand ruler ship to her daughter, your wife.
>But despite her appearance as a vicious and brutal tyrant she is patient and exceedingly thoughtful to her people and now you. Get the privilege of seeing the loving and tender side of her and grow to be the one she trusts her secrets and doubts with without fear of appearing weak.
>Assist her in negotiations with foreign parties and help her tribe become wealthy in the new age while she handles the implementation of things.
>Be led off from wherever you're working when she's getting frustrated in order to put her emotions to productive use.

>> No.16749034
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I've always been more a city slicker. Maybe a nice comfy high rise apartment, or a studio apartment or something. I could see a Hellhound being a badass firefighter, or a police officer, I would like to work with computers, however. We'd come home at the end of the day and cuddle while watching TV or movies or whatever.

>> No.16749044

Well, for starters, I'd be plucked from this reality and transported instantly to my waifu's. As each other's alternate-universe counterpart, we'd live in the same house in the same city, so one day I'd just wake up with her in her bed instead of in my own.

The city itself would be governed under monstergirl society and stuff, but it would have the perfect blend between all the familiar human stuff I like and the wonderful monstergirl stuff too.

I'd live in a small, comfy home with an large, intricate hidden basement with my waifu and daughteru, close to where our daughteru goes to school so she can walk home with friends or go to their houses to play too. My waifu would go to work for her Lich boss in the morning, so while she's gone and I have the house to myself I'd do a bit of housework and other assorted househusband things, plus have some time to myself.

When my daughteru gets home from school I'd wash and massage her paws, and then feed her the snacks I'd prepared for her. We'd do comfy things together until my waifu gets home and it's time to make dinner. After dinner would be walk time, where we'd take a leisurely walk around our neighborhood while the sun sets.

Once we get home it would be time for family time! That would entail all sorts of fun things like movies or cuddling or tying each other up or stuff like that. That would usually lead straight into shower time and bedtime, where all three of us would cuddle together and fall asleep in the warm comfiness of each others' embraces.

That would just be the usual daily schedule though, it's not something we actively try to stick to. There would be plenty of variation, but this would be the norm.

>> No.16749060

Moving into a desolate cave on a little isle with my waifu and renovating it until its like a regular home and rasing our family on it. Going to town every so often to not become cranky old lewd hermits.

>> No.16749064

City life would also be pretty swell, I imagine the waifu and I would probably live in one for a while as well before settling down for good.

>Hellhound firefighter
All of my yes. One minute she'd be walking around the firehouse, half naked and wearing nothing but her yellow coveralls, the next she'd be clambering through burning buildings and savings lives like a hero. Then she'd come home to you after a long shift, plop down on your lap, and demand headpats as she milks your energy at the same time, before falling asleep on top of you.

>> No.16749080

>Be respectable man with morals and a well paying job
>Meet a penguin girl
>End up a househusband who takes care of the egg

Penguins are bad.

>> No.16749093

But after that it's 50/50 on work to bring home dinner

>> No.16749106

Well congratulations, you got me to laugh. What's the next step in your master plan?

>> No.16749111
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She's a big girl.

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I'll gladly become a househusband for my penguin waifu.

>> No.16749130

for you

>> No.16749144

I wonder if penguin harpies slide around on their bellies everywhere to get places faster.

>> No.16749154

Would you argue with her about why you need to be the one taking care of the egg?
It'd be cute to see her insisting on you doing it just because, without giving you any real reason

The legend says that if you slide faster than a penguin she will give you a star as a reward

>> No.16749180

All 72 demons.

>> No.16749181

>"Noooot! Sweetie, we talked about this! You just gotta do it!"
>But all you do is fish and make snowmen, dear! I'm the one with a job and you know I don't like taking the egg in to work!
>"Well...! Humph! You just gotta sweetie, that's just the way it is!"
>One thing leads to another and arguing eventually devolves (or evolves if you see it that way) into big smothering cuddlesex on the couch as husband and wife eskimo kiss and lovey-dovey tell each other the other is right and that they'll never argue again while they press against each other
Dumb birdbrains! I want this.

>> No.16749190

>Cuddlesex with a plush smotheringly big penguin harpy
Where's my story update, guy, I need my fix!

>> No.16749196

Mashu is best girl, not even Gotia can take her down.

>> No.16749197

oh god why

>> No.16749207

I like her hair and glasses.

>> No.16749211

Don't forget Kohai's kohais

>> No.16749226
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And dat ass.

>> No.16749232

She's canon thick, its fantastic.

>> No.16749234

You can only hope that somehow, someplace, a warm hand waits for your anon.
What would monster girls feel about batman?

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I'm pretty sure I could color some abs there.

Given time and practice.

>> No.16749242

What monster girl would smoke cigars with me?

>> No.16749249

They'd probably be magical non-cancer cigars if they were to smoke.

>> No.16749250
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>Vanessa recolor
Gimme da boozemuscle

>> No.16749254

Why do I want a big, buff minotaur with a bust that big?

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Take this wan.

I haven't had a chance to do anything in the past few days. Taking that hellhound of less' to color on my phone, or try to.

>> No.16749258

she must be a belgian blue with all that muscle. Still waiting on an Ankole Watusi girl tho

>> No.16749264
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Graph said she's like 7' 10".

I want the moo snu.

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Cause it feeels guuud
Oh, I thought you were redoing this one, or is this partway through the new recolor?

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Nah, that's like one of the first ones I did. I'll likely just restart it this weekend or next.

>> No.16749285

Oh fuck yeah bud, looking fantastic already.
I know you know graph/matt to some degree- do you know if he's ever come here to /mgt/? I'm assuming no, though I do know he's hung around on other boards doing draw requests in the past

>> No.16749290

Not really, I know he does hang out in the /a/ drawthreads sometimes.

>> No.16749291
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because moo-snu

>> No.16749294

I want to hug that moo-snu
All that moo-snu.

Snuggling is the best.

That it would

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Yeah, I knew that. Ah well. To be honest I don't think he'd fit in here all that well, but was still just passively curious.
Lookin forward to dat recolor, thanks hound.
Holsts and minos are just the breast

>> No.16749301

I would rather fall asleep in her lap when she makes me her personal teddy bear, using her smokey smelling cleavage mofu as a pillow.

>> No.16749335
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I want to hotdog a plump P'orc until she begs for my sausage.

This is only pig girl picture I have. Someone please give us some art.

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>tfw Holsts are my favorite monster girl but im a assman.

Not enough ass art with cows.

>> No.16749352

It is true suffering.
How many pork puns would you pummel your plump P'Orc wife with while porking her posterior? Plenty, I presume.

>> No.16749354

I have no faith that any warmth waits for me anywhere.

>> No.16749358
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Cute cow.

>> No.16749363

Make er sweat and 'grease' her up!

>> No.16749365

Cute, oppai cows are best cows.

>> No.16749372

I prefer them with just a little bit of fat in the chest.

>> No.16749384

Watch out anon, you're being icy. People might think you're giving them the cold shoulder. You really need to thaw out your frosty demeanor.
Giving up never helped anyone do anything anon and as much as loneliness isn't covetable its entirely possible to be content with your existence. Don't be afraid to talk to people about your sadness since if there's one thing I've discovered is that more often then not people are willing to help if you're feeling down.

>> No.16749387

I wouldn't just use puns, I'd use a variety of things that make her look like a little piggy too. A ballgag shaped like an apple and some fishnet stockings to make her plush thighs look like baked hams. I hope I don't make her worry with all the drooling I'm doing while ogling her lewd body.

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Too big of a pig

>> No.16749394

More ice puns, less self-help advice.

>> No.16749398

No need to get chilly with me.

>> No.16749399

>people are willing to help
Where the hell do you live because i do not believe you live on earth.

I too have already given up on life, monstergirls and waifu or not there isn't anything here.

>> No.16749413

It's the guy that works with flayers. Probably.

>> No.16749415

Florida I was stuck in a dead end job and all I did on weekends was shitpost so my mother (who's rather religious) told me I'd feel better if I started volunteering. So one saturday I served soup at a kitchen and while the volunteering didn't really help getting to talk to people did wonders for me and now I look forward to it. I also had a long "confession" talking to a priest about my depression and he was very helpful.

>> No.16749416

Knowing how submissive P'Orcs are once you beat them, I bet she'd get gushing knowing you're looking at her like that. She'd push her rump roast up further and beg with her eyes for you to go whole hog on her until she's fully glazed.
I bet she'd love it if you bit her thigh or ass to kinkily tease her. That'd get her extra sloppy.

>> No.16749417

No thanks. I'd rather be depressed and miserable.

>> No.16749421
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Cuddle cow

>> No.16749423
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I don't 'work' while on 4chan, sorry chief. Learned that lesson a long time ago, cruel as it sounds.

>> No.16749428

I forgot about this lovely girl

>> No.16749434

No flaying, just stress balls that you can squish. You would also be able to tell them all of your problems and either get a smile or a ? back because they are too young to understand.

That is the magic of little squoshyflayers.

You work in a different way while here.

>> No.16749446

Still don't trust flayers. At that point I'd rather talk to an angel.

>> No.16749448

If I found out that my P'orc waifu was into that kind of thing, I might develop a biting fetish while I go ham on her. I'd whisper in her ear how I'm gonna eat her up as we're makin' bacon

>> No.16749457

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, keep an eye out for pygmy yetis.
Their small size allows them to better hide themselves and forces them to hunt in packs.

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I want to get kabedon'd at a party held at the Omega Mu Minotaur Sorority.

>> No.16749462

I use to dislike flayers too, but I don't know. I trust little ones to the point where I would use them as headphones.

>> No.16749471

There better be at least 5 pygmy yetis in a pack if they're gonna cuddle pile me

>> No.16749476

If you did you'd quickly get her cumming just from feeling those bites. Maybe she'd dip her hand into her honeypot and glaze her legs and ass up before you come in the room then tell you dinner is served. She'd be begging you to tenderize her with slaps and gropes while you stuff her with your meatrod.
Fuck I love P'Orcs. I just want to make one squeal and clench down just from calling her slutty names, then tenderly grope her after sex

>> No.16749483

Hope you're ready to hear the sweet sounds of a cowbell ringing and a bedframe cracking the rest of the night!

>> No.16749484

Each one that latches onto you slows you down.

Too many pygmy Yetis and you'll find yourself unable to move.

They're endurance predators, very dangerous.

>> No.16749485

What's a good name for an Inari daughteru?

>> No.16749490

Followed by a picture taken of me doing a double peace sign dripping with Minotaur milk, which is then uploaded to BEEFED.com. Forever marking me as a slut for big cows.

>> No.16749494

What would your waifu think?

>> No.16749499

You'd get molested by Minos all across campus! You'd spend every night getting fucked silly by big, busty, muscular minotaur co-eds, drenched in milk and slutjuice! Eventually they'd know they can just pull you aside in the middle of the day and rape you with the knowledge you won't do a damn thing about it!

>> No.16749502

Is this one of those "how many kindergartners could you fight" questions? I could easily fight off 10 pygmy yetis before they slow me down

>> No.16749509

their puppy stare will freeze even charging ushi onis anon

>> No.16749512

Well I'm not an Ushi.

>> No.16749513

>I could easily fight off 10 pygmy yetis before they slow me down
how about 10 giant abominable yetis?

>> No.16749516

What if I just want to catch the eye of that muscled Hakutaku dorm mom at the Omega Mu dorm?

>> No.16749522

Reminder that you can do absolutely anything you want to P'Orcs as they canonically will literally kill themselves or rush to their deaths if you've established dominance over you
One of the weirder and out of place examples in all of MGE in my opinion, that that's stated specifically

>> No.16749526

She's seen plenty of dime a dozen BEEF slutboys come and go through those doors. What can you offer her to make you stand out?

>> No.16749531

>Giant Yeti tackles you into the snow.
>Lifts you up with her arms wrapped around your torso.
>Bear hugs you while you struggle for air.

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>> No.16749557

>What can you offer her to make you stand out?
Loyalty. Love. And a yearning to start a family.

>> No.16749558

Those P'orcs just make me want to mess with them so bad, but I won't let them get ahead of themselves. They gotta be reminded that they're just slutty sows that I couldn't live without.
>getting ready for sexytime
>waifu is already spread eagle and sopping wet
>before you stick it in, tell her that if she comes before you, you'll pull out and that will be it for tonight. if she manages to hold out, you'll reward her
>she looks visible worried, but she promises to hold out
>you start fucking her hard, hitting all her weak points and watch as she agonizingly tries not to come
>as you feel your climax coming, you congratulate her on being a good little pig bitch and tell her she's earned her reward: as many piglets as her womb can hold
>you both come at the same time, you pumping a huge load inside her hungry meathole
>the accumulated pleasure shoots up her spine, giving her a look of absolute ecstasy as she passes out
>you collapse next to her and draw the covers over you both
>before going to sleep, you run your hand over her stomach and whisper that you look forward to her bearing your daughterus

>> No.16749570

Greenskins are superior to oinks

>> No.16749573

Green. Oinks.

green eggs and ham

>> No.16749576

P'Orcs are the biggest and the strongest! Buiii

>> No.16749578

>Hakutaku dorm mom
damn it, now I really wanna fuck an ara ara dorm mom
>one of your friends sees you stumbling out of one of the sorority houses on campus with bags under your eyes like you haven't slept all night
>he asks you how many of the girls there had fun with you last night, but you tell him it wasn't like that
>the girls of the house spend the day wondering why their dorm mom is looking so radiant and youthful today

>> No.16749585

Jesus, I wanna do that every damn night with one. I'd put a tally on her womb or her ass for every load I put in her in a night with a marker, so everyone can see what a slutty breeder she is. Then the next night after pumping her with even more rub them off while kissing her neck and telling her she's the best damn breeder slut in the world that I'll always love more than anything else

>> No.16749601

>P'Orc waifu has triplets
>Delightful mother, perfect and warm and kind to the daughterus
>Go to the table breakfast one morning
>Get a loving smooch from your plush P'Orc wife as the kids are eating eggs and toast, your coffee and breakfast shaped like a heart on the table
>While reading the paper and getting a shoulder massage from the wife, daughteru perks up and asks
>"Papa, what's a pig bitch breeding sow? An how come you kept yellin it to mama last night?"
>Spit your coffee out all over the paper as wife's hands freeze and she hurries to wisk the kids out the door for school with a string of 'daddy's busy ask another time' etc'
Soundproof those walls, anons. That goes to all of you once you have daughterus.

>> No.16749617

>calmly sip your coffee
>you'll find out when your older

>> No.16749621

I wouldn't let my daughterus' boyfriend to call her pig bitch breeding sow. Waifu is good, but daughterus are pure.

>> No.16749629

she won't have a boyfriend, anon

>> No.16749634

Daughterus are not for dicking you sick fuck.

>> No.16749636

>Older daughteru
>"Ugh! Dad, you're so unfair!"
>"I said no, and that is final! The only girl that's a pig bitch breeding sow in this house is your mother, and that's final!"
>Wife sticks her head out from the kitchen
>"Did someone need me~?"
The rigors of parenthood

>> No.16749637

Not him, but i REALLY like the way you think anon.

>> No.16749638

She has to get one sooner or later, thought I would rather it be a nice guy.

>> No.16749641

Wait by nice guy do you mean nice guy, or Nice Guy tm?

>> No.16749642

A normal nice guy. I know how orcs are, so maybe all the daughterus would go to him.

>> No.16749646

>It's storming again
Perfect snuggle weather with no one to snuggle.

>> No.16749650

One triplet gets a strong nice guy that defeated her and only lightly doms her, one triplet gets a weak nice guy who she defeats and she doms him to which he has no complaints, and one triplet is a stay at home NEET that you should really start forcing to leave the house and look for a guy already

>> No.16749652

Anon, P'orcs seem like the kind of monster girls who would be totally okay with this, maybe even suggest it to you. Besides, I just can't get enough of those pudgy piggies

>> No.16749656

Maybe there's a Nureonago out there by herself. You should invite her in

>> No.16749663

Oh, I know this one. I just need to tell a huge, hairy man that is nicknamed "the werewolf" where her room is and she should be getting a husbando.

Orcs are the kind of shitty and slutty monsters that I don't really care about, so getting rid of them instead of having to fuck more would be a blessing. Though I'm sure mamono mano would have its ways with me.

>> No.16749666

It's hailing. She'll have been pummeled into oblivion.

>> No.16749669

I'm sure they'd be very down for it if brought up, though it could go either way with them. By no means are they a race where I feel like one would be pressured into pursuing daughteru dicking with them.
Personally I'd prefer just having my fatty pig bitch wife all to myself to abuse and degrade at night and be lovey dovey with during the day while the daughterus eventually set off to find their own men. And once they do get started on doing it all over again. Maybe shoot for one more this time.
See, there you go. Her sisters would tease her one day that he 'huffed and puffed and blew his load down' her.

>> No.16749676

I've been out since like early January, any progress on encyclopedia 2 world info?

>> No.16749678

>How P'orcAnon met his family

>> No.16749688

Nope, and World Guide 3 is coming out this summer. Since SSE picked up the license and will eventually publish the extra books in English, no one has bothered to continue doing translations.

>> No.16749691 [DELETED] 


That's pretty sad, Satan.

>> No.16749694


>> No.16749713

>pre-current-DL form

>> No.16749715

>It's all just anons being lured into places where they can be dropped into big P'orc pits to be gangbanged.
>There's a "Manslut" subscription where you get to watch go-pro footage from the human's perspective and a lottery for a chance to be in a BOAR BUSTED video as the victim.

>> No.16749716

Before the succubutt took over.

>> No.16749718

>lure a bunch of P'orcs into an obvious trap with a large tray of sweets
>the trap drops down, causing all the girls to start running around, awawaing, and bumping into the walls

>> No.16749719

>Sea bishop
So, a little fish with a silly hat? Alright sure.

>> No.16749721

Basically what it'd be like if Demonic Energy wasn't a thing.
So Dragons would look like they do in mythology instead of like a sexy waifu.

>> No.16749723


>> No.16749724

Has Seven Seas actually said they are translating the world guides? The only announcement I'm aware of is that they are doing MGE volume 2.

>> No.16749727

>dark mage
Perhaps. I got no chance of beating her or anything, but they are intelligent. So she might not want to kill me on the spot, or worst case I could goad her into messing/torturing me instead if shes the super sadistic type.

>> No.16749734

Well I don't know about "little." The very limited mythology of the sea bishop on wikipedia doesn't mention how big it is. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bishop-fish

>Buxom sea bishop is now a odd, squat scaly man who does not speak and merely gestures to you.

>> No.16749740

And of course this also assumes KC's version of the original form matches the real world myths. In some cases it may not.

>> No.16749741
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So, it'd either be a fiesty lizard or a bigass fucking horned snake-thing? okay, I'm alright with reptiles, clearly.

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>> No.16749751

He has shit taste that much is true.

>> No.16749759

Never said I'd enjoy it, just adapting based on the material given.
If you want 1on1 you want PORKED

>> No.16749763

We are talking about Orcs.

>> No.16749771

Would there be a market for strong girls that like to be the bottom?

>> No.16749773


Depends on how aggressive she/it is. As long as I don't make any deals or sign any agreements or anything like that, I should theoretically be fine.


I'm doomed, aren't I?

>> No.16749775

You know there would.
Nothing wrong with strong girls that want to be treated like delicate flowers.

>> No.16749778

You are in the "don't piss it off" territory.

>> No.16749789

What's that when it's at home? I'm not sure I understand.

>> No.16749791

Given how similar to Succubi Demons are body-wise in MGE, I'd say that you'd probably stand a good chance of her not looking that different from her monstergirl form.
She might even tempt you by remarking how lewd her body will be once the 24 hours are up and try to use that to get you into an even deeper contract than most Demons usually get.

>> No.16749799

So, basically just use the 24 hours hammering out the details of a contract so carefully defined that a lawyer would blush, then spend the next 24 hours hammering each other?

I'M DOOMED. But oh, what a way to go.

>> No.16749804

What people form history would have had Monster Girl waifus?
I bet Napoleon would have enjoyed Baphomets and the Sabbath.

>> No.16749813

He wasn't THAT short. And he had better taste.

Theodore Roosevelt would have had a harem of Grizzlies. Or, at least, they would have considered themselves as such; he would have been too busy wrestling them to worry about defining their relationship. BULLY!

>> No.16749814

But what if it goes to far and she decides to contact a notary and sleep on it?

>> No.16749815

Continue this, for the people.

>> No.16749818

By that time, the 24 hours would be up. Besides, if she goes for her assistant, I go for mine. ALWAYS have a backup lawyer.

>> No.16749825

>n the age of the former demon lords, they were not driven against humans by appetite or instinctive murderous impulses. Instead, they believe the diminutive and foolish humans ought to be ruled by monsters
You're fine, fellow Blueberry bro, at worst you do some extremely excruciating hard manual labor for 24 hours but then she'll bounce over apologizing like mad once she turns into her post-DL self.
Or just say 'I'll make you a deal: If you wait for 24 hours, you can have my soul', which any Demon with no context would take no problem as the easiest deal ever, then once she turns you kinda do that anyway with her whole contract thing so it doesn't even count as a lie.

>> No.16749832

>Demon teleport back to her realm with the new contract
>"In order to get his soul I had to cede my own but I get a full ownership of his spirit energy and a five dollar gift card to cracker barrel. How'd I do lawyer?"

>> No.16749835

Would Winston Churchill rather have a cheshire look down upon him, a kobold look up to him, or a P'Orc look him in the eye as an equal?

>> No.16749842

>You could've at least gotten your picture on a billboard or a lifetime supply of Cafe Lattes

>> No.16749853 [SPOILER] 
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I love pictures like these. Why aren't they done more? Reminds me of the mercenary and his merc Kikimora.

>> No.16749860

She's going to be getting married to this hypothetical me, she'd be getting the coffees anyway.

Why anyone - especially a Demon - would ruin coffee by adding cream or sugar when you can enjoy it hot as hell and black as sin, I'll never know.

>> No.16749863
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So, would you try to get approval of your waifu/waifus' parents before marriage?
Translations when?

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The ultimate MG fantasy:

>hook up with a Succubus prostitute
>fall in love and marry said Succubus
>she continues to work as a prostitute when we're married
>mainly servicing male orcs for cheap, with the one rule that she has to film it
>I get to beat off to her screwing those nasty orcs, sometimes going as far as having 20 of them at once
>she gets the ultimate pleasure from being gangbanged by those massive orc cocks
>she does it all as well: scat, golden showers, you name it
>she still makes sure to screw me daily as well
>one day she sets up to have 100 orcs screw her, the entire tribe
>she gets so addicted to their cocks that she leaves me for good
>but she made sure to send me that video along with a note saying she's ok
>every night I get off to the fact that she is having the time of her life
>she still sends me videos of her getting screwed by them every week out of love
>on occasion she visits me once every month or so, for a quick screw because she sometimes misses me
>but she always makes sure to note that my cock is nothing compared to those orcs
>mine and her wildest dreams have been fulfilled

>> No.16749872

DAMN STRAIGHT. It's just a thing you gotta do. No sense in offending people whom the love of your life has spent HER entire life loving, after all.

>> No.16749874

>"Alright I renegotiated he gets my soul, a complete set of state quarters, and the ability to play the fiddle. I get his soul, his spirit energy, and one hundred dollars worth of stock in Denny's.
>Is it possible for me to view his portfolio there is a concerning amount of popular breakfast chains being included in the negotiation.

>> No.16749876 [DELETED] 

Fuck off cancer.

>> No.16749878 [DELETED] 

>being this cuck
heres your (YOU)

>> No.16749880 [DELETED] 


Please do not give this man a (You)

>> No.16749881 [DELETED] 

Here's the link to the doujin that inspired me to write this work of art:


>> No.16749883 [DELETED] 

Do the gene pool a favor and never reproduce.

>> No.16749888

Yep, I would go straight for her father and ask if I can take his daughter with me, promising to make her happy and never let her cry. I would even fight her mother and sisters if necessary.

>> No.16749896 [DELETED] 

Why reproduce when those superior orcs can do that for me? This way there are more orcs that can take monster girls as their cumbuckets

>> No.16749902 [DELETED] 

Anon, stop.

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>> No.16749913

Its really an exercise in seeing one's ability to resist replying. Couldn't be more obvious and it still got some people, which is disappointing. Ya'll need to practice better self control.

>> No.16749923

I know, but i have the autistic desire to call him a mega cuck

>> No.16749924

I want some buff guy to try and convince my waifu to ditch me to get with him only for her to laugh herself hoarse at the idea that he can hold a candle to me.
I want to see her pick him apart while praising me to the high heavens before pulling me into a deep kiss to prove that she's not fucking joking.

>> No.16749926

I would, though regardless of their answer I'd still marry her. I'm sure their answer would be yes though, she is my waifu after all!

I haven't actually given thought to my waifu's parents at all, which feels a little weird now that I've realized the ultimate dream of suddenly being transported to her reality while we're asleep. I feel like her parents would definitely be around, but assigning any personality or traits to them seems a little too uncomfortable for whatever reason. Same with any siblings my waifu may or may not have.

>> No.16749928

Like throwing gasoline on a fire with full knowledge what it will do. Control yourself.
That's more like it.

>> No.16749930

>ability to play the fiddle
This is one dumb demon

>> No.16749932

Imagining my waifu's family was pretty weird. They came out of nowhere, just like her and our daughteru.

>> No.16749937

It's a Georgian thing.

>> No.16749938

It's late. You're tired. Your waifu...is not. In fact, she is thoroughly awake and full of energy, to an extent even outside her norm. It's not a particularly special day, certainly not the madness of the full moon, but your desires to find sleep are being stymied by your significant other.

Your goal, therefore, is to get your waifu into a state of sleep. What do you do?

For those without a dedicated waifu, or those seeking a challenge, use the random option and roll twice, obviously ignoring the not-actually-available choices:

>> No.16749941
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>What do you do?
pile of dire weresheep

>> No.16749946

Anon's gonna play her like a fiddle with his fiddling challenges.

>> No.16749948

>tfw no country succubus blueberry jug band

>> No.16749953

Are Dragons susceptible to hypnosis or lullabies?

>> No.16749954

Why do I imagine Dire Weresheep as actually themselves being very much awake often even though they keep you asleep almost constantly and fawn and dote on you while you do so?

>> No.16749956

dump a bottle of melatonin inside her, and worry about consequences later.

>> No.16749959

I feel you anon. I don't know if her family will come to me like she and our daughteru did, but I'll probably still feel weird about it if they do.

>> No.16749964

Try to entice her into bed by lifting the covers and patting a spot next to me in bed. Otherwise just spend some extra time with her while she's full of energy

>> No.16749970

I imagine I should ignore what I want, and see how odd a wide awake dormouse acts like.

>> No.16749974

Tie her down and milk her to orgasm until she starts to get tired, if needed break out the weersheep blanket we use for nights we especially need to get rest and drape it over her while continuing the milking.

Also put in my note book that giving a Holstaur loads of coffee does not in fact make them lactate coffee with milk already in it.

>> No.16749984

>They know the exact moment you will wake up as if by premonition
>Hypnotic 'baas' that can put your mind into a truly dormant state
>have special wool that essentially means you can still feel everything she does to your body sexually even when you're fast asleep getting rest
>Never leaves your side when you sleep under any circumstances, protects you from everything that might disturb you
I really want/need this
What would a dire weresheep want in a man?

>> No.16749994

Sounds soft.

Just thinking about it is making me sleepy.

>> No.16749997

A shepherd must be attentive to their flock.

>> No.16750007

Goddamn this sounds comfy as fuck.

>> No.16750010

Well, first I'd spritz her with some lavender-scented spray so she's calm enough for me to wrestle her into a Weresheep wool-lined straitjacket, padded leg restraints and a nice big ball gag. I'd get out her magically enhanced soothing sleep mask too and make her wear that, and if she really needed more 'incentive' to go to sleep I'd gently stroke her head and ears while spooning her from behind. I might even lotion my hands with some lavender oil and (gently) cover her nose and mouth to force her to breathe the sweet, calming smell.

She'd be asleep in no time!

>> No.16750017

I was wondering when you'd show up.

>> No.16750040

Would it be possible to integrate an automaton into a combat machine such as a tank, plane, or ship? I'm asking for a friend of course

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robot offers advice

>> No.16750047 [DELETED] 

That's a decent story, but the only part I would change is that when they have her do scat and the golden showers that she comes home to you dirty, and you get to clean her off. I'd also probably drop the part where she leaves you. That way you're still with her, and you haven't broken your bond. It'd give her some reassurance that you enjoy it as well.

>> No.16750050

Pile of dire weresheep on both of you? Kinky.

Unfortunately, you're so tired you fall asleep to the melody, and the lass shakes you awake to hear more. Good try though.

Sadly, melatonin does not work that well on its own normally, and in this state the gal basically ignores the effects. No sleep for you!

Congratulations! Now she's in bed with you, and you'll have coerced her into a pleasant sleep...after approximately seventeen hours of passionate lovemaking. Hope you've got nerves of steel.

Your recordings on the behaviour of the waking dormouse becomes a major breakthrough in the scientific community. The official document includes all your snores after you fall asleep halfway through and your dearest continues the research in your stead.

You must really be used to sleepless nights if you can wear her out while in a state of being dead on your feet. While impressive, you may want to see your doctor. Scratch that, go, now.

A cunning plan, just a pity that in a sleep-deprived haze you mix up the lavender with the Lysol, wrap her in a parka and shove a baseball in her gob. Now you're out on the couch, and she's thoroughly annoyed. Intricate plans are good and all, but you may want to consider simplicity for times like this. Still, you got to sleep, so that's something.

>> No.16750052

>Good try though.
Dagnabbit. Guess I'll just die then. The dead don't need sleep.

>> No.16750062

>Whispers things in your ear when she senses you starting to come out of deep sleep cycles
>Telling you you don't have to wake up if you don't want to, she'll always be right here for you keeping you comfortable and safe while you sleep, how you make her so happy when you rest against her
>If you do manage to wake up she makes it a point to have her face be right in front of yours so that the first thing you see when you open your eyes is her gentle smiling face with a hand brushing your cheek
>asks you to tell her whatever it is you want and she will get it for you, whatever you need to just be comfortable and happy while you lay down and rest
>Lovemaking is always a very slow, passionate affair, yet her pussy is so immensely powerful it can still make your dick feel like its going through the most wild and intense fucking it's ever been through every time
>If you somehow manage to really go all out and totally satisfy her to the point where even she gets tired, right after sex happens she'll collapse on you in a reality-encompassing hug and Yawn
Imagine the most restful sleep possible, then use that as a starting point for diving down ten layers deeper- that's the rest you get when she actually falls asleep on top of you.

>> No.16750063

>Your recordings on the behaviour of the waking dormouse becomes a major breakthrough in the scientific community. The official document includes all your snores after you fall asleep halfway through and your dearest continues the research in your stead.
I want to read more about this.

>> No.16750067

Hi anon!

>A cunning plan, just a pity that in a sleep-deprived haze you mix up the lavender with the Lysol, wrap her in a parka and shove a baseball in her gob.
Anon, I think you're severely underestimating my ability to function while heavily fatigued. I've lived the last 4 years (at least) under an almost constant state of fatigue due to my health issues, my default state is very tired. I guess what I'm trying to say here is that my internal autopilot is very finely tuned.

>> No.16750068

Why not just use some potions from the human world? The coffee berry may not be as elegant as the prisoner fruit, but it sure as hell works.

On a side note, what would be some human world "potions" or "magic" that monster girls would really like?
>Hakutaku discovers Wikipedia
>Sirens discover YouTube and iTunes
>Succubi and Danuki discover LegalZoom

>> No.16750072

I just found out about these earlier today and they reminded me of you.

>> No.16750085 [DELETED] 

Slimes just absorb concussive blows, Satan-senpai

>> No.16750087

Those look pretty neat anon! My daughteru likes looking out the widow from high up and watching the world go by below her, if we made her one of these I'm sure she'd absolutely love it.

>> No.16750108

>You must really be used to sleepless nights if you can wear her out while in a state of being dead on your feet. While impressive, you may want to see your doctor. Scratch that, go, now.
Years of neeting it up have trained me well in the art of staying up way past tired.
Its ok my body's used to it.

>> No.16750133

Automaton Dragons; yay or nay?

Was playing Dragon's Curse (PC Engine) when it hit me.

>> No.16750139

Explain further.

>> No.16750142

KC's message board actually talked about the possibility of them very recently. I hope to get some more definitive info soon.

>> No.16750144
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I discovered rare footage of an adrenaline junkie.

>> No.16750148

Yeah... no.
But then again, seeing my lich waifu full of energy would be pretty funny.

>> No.16750153

Wouldn't that just be a normal automation with a hardware upgrade and a special Software pack installed?

>> No.16750156

In Dragon's Curse, the first boss you face is a mechanical dragon who curses you into a lizardman after defeating it. You change into a variety of forms, also facing other dragons such as a Mummy, a Pirate, and a Vampire to find the Salamander Cross to break the curse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibKf66tVoFw is a remake of that game.

>> No.16750162 [DELETED] 

Shit, I forgot to add the part where she ends up becoming the mother of over 50 orc babies.

>> No.16750169

I was asking more about the idea of the mechanical dragon itself, not the game.

>> No.16750173

Thick spider caboose.

>> No.16750183

Anyone else think that lewd nibbling is S-tier?
I want my demon waifu to leave her mark on my shoulder.

>> No.16750188

Do you guys have all the species memorized? It it reasonable to try? I'm trying to complete the sorter, but I have to keep going back to the encyclopedia

>> No.16750194

I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed that my answer is "yes".

>> No.16750196

I would say sex, but Dragon Zombies can go for days and probably so can Jabberwocks.

So I'd try to get them to sleep by turning down the temperature until it's freezing. No onee san can resist cuddling their Otouto in a cold bed. Hopefully that gets them to drift off with me.

>> No.16750199 [DELETED] 

Going fist 2b!

>> No.16750201

Love bites, as they say

>> No.16750204 [DELETED] 

She taunted me the other day and rubbed her thighs lewdly, she deserves it.

>> No.16750209 [DELETED] 

Please don't. Her excess lubricant ejection port is very small and fisting it would make her damage sensors light up like a christmas tree.

>> No.16750212 [DELETED] 

It's okay my hands are small and frail and weak, it'll be just fine and dandy!

>> No.16750214 [DELETED] 

What about licking her port then? Is that fine?

>> No.16750215 [DELETED] 

Mr. President, why are you posting about android girls? Shouldn't you be working?

>> No.16750221 [DELETED] 

When I see an Automaton I just gotta grab her by the USB port, and when you're famous they let you do it, let me tell you.

>> No.16750222

Well the difference is it's quick nibbles as opposed to one big bite.
It's like the hickey equivalent of multiple rapid kisses instead of one big kiss.

>> No.16750229 [DELETED] 

That's gross, anon. That lubricant has gone through her whole system. I bet the port smells and tastes all kinds of fishy. Besides, you might trigger her lubricant vent function and get a whole mouthful of it all at once!

>> No.16750235 [DELETED] 

Going to lick the android's lubricant port and nobody can stop me! Going to make the android feel amazing!

>> No.16750237

Do androids have wet dreams and if they do does it result in Raijus wanting to bunk with the short-circuiting ones?

>> No.16750241

Of course. When they think of mastah when doing a 9 hour long reboot, it excites their circuits.

>> No.16750250

Plus, the built in taser helps fend off against alps!

>> No.16750253

Why you gotta bully Alps?

>> No.16750256

What else are you supposed to do with them?

>> No.16750257

Their lack of husband and dick drives them to rape.

Do your part anons. Stop the alp invasion but dicking some Alps.

>> No.16750259

I want an Automaton to tase me while I molest her.

>> No.16750262

This post is telling me to dick an Alp. Did an Alp write it?
>ever writing

>> No.16750263

But Alps aren't as bad as you think they are! Go on anon just marry one.

>> No.16750265
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Nothing wrong with dicking Alps, anon. Just imagine she's a loli.

>> No.16750266

>propose to an Alp
>they say yes
>time for the wedding
>Alp wandered off because it can't finish anything it starts

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>> No.16750278

On top of that, with enough dick from their husbands, they can turn into Mega ara ara Succubi.

>> No.16750281

Don't think I could fight back against confident, voluptuous Alps.

>> No.16750284

>Lanky Alp turned THICC
>the latest gangbang video in the IMPROVED series

>> No.16750291

It's just impossible.



>> No.16750300

In this case the improvement is physical.

>> No.16750301

But her hymen... destroyed.

>> No.16750314

Breaking an alp's hymen must be one of the most unique feelings in the world, a quite exquisite moment that should be viewed in front of a fancy dining audience while they sip their drinks and eat their magically enhanced meals.

>> No.16750320

Probably is a nice experience. Heck I'd softly break an Alp's hymen infront of a crowd.

>> No.16750336

Now I'm just thinking of that scene from Crank where he fucks his girlfriend in the street.

>> No.16750349

Breaking any girls hymen must be great for MGs. I would want to make breaking my waifu's hymen real special, so special we'll remember it forever.

>> No.16750361

I want a cloaca girl to roleplay getting her hymen broken because she's been influenced by all the lewd media making it into a big deal.

>> No.16750365

It's nothing out of the ordinary. She's undead and I still have the majority of my biological functions. I go along with her as always until I drop.

>> No.16750368

Those poor hymemless girls. Anon you better reassure her that you don't care about some silly hymen breaking and give her cuddles.

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Nerdubi are so good. This kind of girls are my ideal. I want to cuddle one and haa-haa her glasses all foggy.

>> No.16750375
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I need some stories where I can self insert as an MG's otouto.
pls help me anon

>> No.16750397

I would if it was my thing, but it's only marginally related to my kinks.

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>> No.16750411

They're very cute I'll admit that. Who knew the best way to attract a boy isn't to be overly sexual.

>> No.16750415

Not to advertise my story. And I'm sorry if I come off pushy.

But I've got a story about being an Otouto, if you wanna read?


>> No.16750424

It's top lewd to be wholesome to trap a boy. I want her to tease me about how she knows all about what I like while kissing me across the table in the library.

>> No.16750441

>kissing me across the table in the library.
Have you ever wanted something so bad you started getting withdrawal symptoms before you even got it?
'Cause that's what's happening over here right now.

>> No.16750450
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That one is perfect.
I like it.
Keep up the good work!

>> No.16750452

She's a Succ, anon. She's just doing that to get to your energy. Don't be fooled!

>> No.16750455

So is this Baphomet a Dark Souls fan or...?

>> No.16750466

I bet it'd be like that horror movie "The Pyramid" that came out a couple years ago or some shit.

>> No.16750473

>Apophis-aligned Anubis
>Acts completely normal
>Schedules and presides over meetings
>Is extremely strict, domineering, and critical to a fault
>No one knows that she goes into work with a big vibrator shoved up her pussy
>Or that her husband has the remote

>Always just perplexed when she suddenly does an about face during a meeting and lets off subordinates she was about to fire

>> No.16750517
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Look out, the Titty Fox is gonna get ya!

>> No.16750521

There's a fox that lives around the woods in my dad's neighborhood. I've seen it a couple times. Looks pretty fluffy, I admit.

>> No.16750531

She's holding the helms of the enemies she'd defeated for laughing at her flat chest. She holds them in such a way as to reflect her inferiority complex.

>> No.16750540

I'd laugh at her flat chest with my dick, if you know what I mean.

>> No.16750547

You'd utilize the dick ventriloquy skills you learned in wonderland to belittle her disappointment of an empty space? You'd cum "Watch this Space" on her barren bosom?

>> No.16750561

>You'd cum ... on her barren bosom?

>> No.16750568

I think the pools she would be leaving behind would tip someone off.

>> No.16750575

What if your cum magically emblazons those words of discouragement onto her boyish chest like some form of shameful tattoo?

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>> No.16750611

If they could take things all the way they would've stayed men in the first place.

>> No.16750620
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Would you want them to assume direct control?

>> No.16750626

Thanks anon! And that's a very lewd Wock.

>> No.16750635

I am terrified by the idea of that. No.

>> No.16750636

Yes. Getting used by a Flayer to fuck her like a puppet would be amazing.

>> No.16750638

I love it when the girl takes control. It's my fetish.

>> No.16750645


>> No.16750646

Please don't talk about Mass Effect I'm still trying to get over the peanut-butter fetish /v/ gave me.
Which girl would look best in N7 armor?

>> No.16750660

>I'm still trying to get over the peanut-butter fetish /v/ gave me.
Why? How? What?

>> No.16750666
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Sara Ryder's facial expressions led to her being memed as an autist, which led to someone posting a video about an autistic girl covering herself in peanut butter.
/v/ is a silly place.

>> No.16750678 [DELETED] 

Thanks satan.

Food fetishes with monster girls would be fun. Just think of her laying on the bed with whip cream/penutbutter/honey covering her in a lewd way and demanding that you "eat her up."
Alternatively, she'd cover your dick with said food and "eat" you up.

>> No.16750680

Yeah, that's the stuff. Sticky and gross, yet not.

>> No.16750798

Give it to the one Wendigo in the back hiding behind the tree

>> No.16750800

Why are we so dead right now?
Did miss Lich come by and turned everyone into undead?

>> No.16750806

i want that big one

>> No.16750814

I was just writing an essay about the history of superheroes, sorry.

>> No.16750817

The current granblue fantasy event has consumed me so that's why I've been slow posting, it has increased my desire to fuck a doraf though.

>> No.16750824
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Time for a lesson in living tongues.

>> No.16750826

oh hi Mark

>> No.16750828

On both accounts.
Are crew got in A tier and dear lordy, we should not be there.

>> No.16750830

Is this the kissing class? Going to learn to be better at it for my waifu!

>> No.16750837

We're all busy pleasuring our fujo overlords, as they deserve and is our pleasure.
Please send help, my knees hurt and my jaw is cramping up.

>> No.16750840

Do I have to kiss the teacher or do I just take a partner to do it with?

>> No.16750844

Judging by the state of her dress you'll be kissing her other lips.

>> No.16750848

Do I get better grades if I give her some head while she is doing her lesson?

>> No.16750851

That's the only thing you'll get grades on since that's what she's teaching.

>> No.16750854

I want to act oblivious and behave as if it was a real language class and only try to bribe her with oral.

>> No.16750856

>acting quirky in class to get attention
So you're the male version of Haruhi.

>> No.16750858

sex ed must be a hard subject to get good grades in.

>> No.16750859


Not that guy but I should hope not.
I would quickly shape the world to my tastes and that's not a good thing for many people.

>> No.16750861

Nothing wrong with attention whoring in a world of MG's. I bet a lot of them would be interested in me.

>> No.16750870

I want a big, buff, CC monster girl to invite me to a love hotel.

>> No.16750874
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Pick a pengin pussy.
Dibs on Royal

>> No.16750878

The one with a skirt.

>> No.16750879

Hululu, but only as long as she has a cloaca.

>> No.16750887

All of them. I want a harem of penguins.

>> No.16750889
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Getting stomped? Got into A tier for the 3rd time in a row and look to be winning the second round, we won the first one too. Makes a change from last time where we got matched vs super seeds in half the rounds.

Aliza is seriously molestable though.

>> No.16750892

You're going to have to pay for the broken bed

>> No.16750893
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You should go and install her right now.

>> No.16750895

I'm sure that's a standard fee in MG love hotels.

>> No.16750900

We've got maybe three HL players (I'm only 76) and We've hit some HL guilds.

I'm just glad for the honors but I don't see us making it past this round.

The things I would do to Aliza would be legendary.

All day, all night breeding till she's pregnant.

>> No.16750914
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Gentoo will not work properly after I use her.

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The masochistic pervert

>> No.16750921
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I know that feeling, happened to me a lot before reaching HL
>those spoilers
Show me a sane man who doesn't want to do that.

>> No.16750931

I'll just learn mending.

All day
All night.

I'll go until she has a seed bump.
God damn white dragon scales need to drop more.
Gotta unlock that four sky sword.

>> No.16750940

I'd pinch Emperor's thicc all over.

>> No.16750944


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Part 5! (line 658)
The fights continue.

Sorry for taking so long with this thing. but I've had a crap load of of other stuff to do.
Expect another MG roulette soon

>> No.16750948

If only there was an actual link.

>> No.16750959

I'd do her mother too if she wasn't married, I mean it's tempting to anyway but NTR isn't cool.
Personally I'm waiting for the extreme trial for light to get those scales, time gates aren't fun but it's the least stressful way to element change my harp.

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Part 5! (line 658)
The fights continue.
Sorry for taking so long with this thing. but I've had a crap load of of other stuff to do.
Expect another MG roulette soon

Well I fucked that up.

>> No.16750961

Penguin wife accidentally NOOTS during sex.

>> No.16750965

Don't you think just posting the link in a reply to the original post would've been enough?
Anyway, moving on to the story.

>> No.16750967

I'm not even at that part yet.
Because once I am, I have to figure out if I'm shoving this in Fire or Water.

THEN I have to try and get 4 rusted daggers for the Baha dagger.

If she had a single mother than I'd gladly lay both of them at the same time.
Do my best to give her mom a grand daughter and Aliza a sister.

>> No.16750972
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>She buys it
>Ends up teaching you an ancient elven dialect that hasn't been handed down to a human in millenia
>All you do it use it to tell her the things you'd like to do to her, and how she makes you feel
>That was its intended use all along

>> No.16750981

>knowing only lewd words and phrases in her language
Lewd. It'd be pretty cute to end up talking in lewd innuendo all the time, even when talking about shopping.

>> No.16750995

I'm not at that part either sadly, I have everything needed to make the harp fire but the first stage is stuck waiting on light scales.

And if her mother was suddenly single then I wouldn't hesitate for sure. I tell myself that with all the countless lewd images with the two of them to get rid of the ntr feeling.

>> No.16751001

That's how I look at it.

Single mother and daughter threesomes are the best.

I can only imagine that a heavily pregnant Aliza would be blushing while her similarly pregnant mother just 'ara ara's

>> No.16751028

I like the idea of that but I don't know how I feel about that in MGE. If she was married and had a child with her man but he died, than that would more or less be NTR with him with him looking down from haven and seeing you cuck him with his wife and daughter.

>> No.16751031

Pregnant mothers and daughters are too good.

>> No.16751032

Yeah, it wouldn't really work in MGE, its not built for that.

>> No.16751036

>calling her braids jerk-off ropes
>calling her ears cum funnels
>saying I want to breed you instead of I love you

>I want to breed your jerk-off ropes, I cum to the way they grope your cum funnels!

>> No.16751098

>Finish cooking a fine ass meal
>Spent hours preparing and cooking, propper famished by now
>Serve up, about to sit down and have a feed
>Suddenly everything flashes white and gravity vanishes making you splash your food all over yourself
>Land suddenly in a wide, circular castle room, surrounded by monstergirls, a magic circle on the floor and your precious food all over yourself, wasted
>Rage about, getting even the queen caught up in your pace and bowing in apology for ruining your meal
The perils of husband summoning.

>> No.16751104

>yfw the Queen offers to nurse you to make up for it

>> No.16751105

I want to get summoned by a bunch of nerdy girls practicing magic with no clue what they're doing.

>> No.16751111

I'd sooner storm into the kitchen and demand ingredients

>> No.16751114

>get summoned while masturbating
>He's so scary!
>Look, it's a real dick!
>It's so red...
>H-he's still going!
>Does that mean...?
>That he likes us?

>> No.16751120

>the quiet girl tests the powers of the magic circle and forbids me from ejaculating
>I can't stop jerking off but the magic won't let me off
>they join me in my masturbation and I have to endure it until they're all finished
The horror, the horror.

>> No.16751165

You said cooking and summoning and it gave me a nice idea.

I wonder if a succubuss can cook so bad that it somehow works as a summoning circle.

>> No.16751167

Cooking is basically alchemy and in FMA they make circles for alchemy, so I suppose?

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Do big sisters basilisk exist? how they would act around their little brother?

>> No.16751174

Every one gets summoned while they look composed and heroic and cool.

Imagine the embarrassment of being summoned in the middle of wanking, in the middle of a shower, in the middle of taking a dump or a piss.

Imagine being summoned in the middle of a deep sleep and being woken up forcefully in the middle of nowhere surrounded by literal monsters.

>> No.16751177

They do and they wrap them up so those other WHorEs can't get him.

>> No.16751180

I want to break out of the magic ring and forcibly hug the cute chubby one with glasses and a sweater.

>> No.16751185
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You can't break the circle.

>> No.16751186

Grope her belly!
Embarrass her in front of her friends!

>> No.16751188

I would really hope that when summoned I would be wearing my favorite set of clothes. With good and comfy underwear too.

>> No.16751190

>Get summoned while you're wearing shit and smelling bad right before you are about to shower
Uh uh, I'm hygienic, honest.

>> No.16751192

I hope they don't make fun of my jammies.

>> No.16751194

>Get summoned after jogging
First thing I would do is take a bath with my summoner. After that we could sort things out.

>> No.16751195

I can if one of them done goofed. Like that thicc cutie stepped on it a little bit when I warped in with my cock out.

She'd also probs overheat instantly at being forcibly hugged by a naked guy with a boner. I could just slip it in between her jeans thighs and dry hump her then and there.

>> No.16751197

>Sleeping in pajamas
>Not just sleeping in what you wore that day

>> No.16751206

Hey I just like how comfy they feel.

>> No.16751207

Anon no. You need to sleep light and comfy, plus sleeping with jeans fucks you up.
And don't tell me you wear underwear when nap times come.

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>not sleeping in underwear

>> No.16751220


>not sleeping nude

>> No.16751222

>Sleeping with jeans fucks you up
You know, you're right in a way. It feels uncomfortable to sleep in anything but jeans nowadays

>> No.16751226

>a group of dark mages and their apprentices draw up a circle to summon a fresh batch of husbands
>begin chanting and burning herbs to start the invoking ritual
>there's a red light suspended in the air, too bright to look at directly for a few seconds, accompanied by a massive pulse of energy
>man appears maybe two feet above the ground
>dressed in a greasy, huge white t-shirt and nothing else, hugging a body pillow that's clearly been drooled on
>hair is matted and tangled, sticking out the side of his head
>guy drops down to the floor, and wakes up to severe shock
>shouts in alarm, gets a severe adrenaline rush from the short fall, gets winded when he lands on his back, begins hyperventilating and violently ejaculates all at once
>poor sap was in the middle of a wet dream
>dark mages all look to each other

>> No.16751229

summoned in middle of shitposting

>> No.16751231

I do sleep in my comfy boxers, I'm just worried that anon there doesn't know how to sleep.

>there is a hole on the front of my favorite
>my dick keeps slipping out, if it gets hard while I sleep it gets stuck in the hole
Monsters would abose me so easily.

Rest in peace, anon.

>> No.16751232

>getting pubes and precum all over your sheets

>> No.16751247

How horrific

>> No.16751269

>Rest in peace, anon.
It's like if I sleep naked, the sheets on my skin feel wrong. Maybe despite all my fantasizing about undead waifus, a denim titan momen is the one for me after all

>> No.16751279

>Summoned while taking a final exam
Instantly break down and lose my mind.

>> No.16751280

Just sleep with a clean and light t-shirt and your underwear. It goes nicely with some blankets.

>> No.16751312


>> No.16751318
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I want a plain-cute monster girl. Those exist, right?

>> No.16751319

C'mon anon, don't be pissy now. Use comfy clothes! You would like to get comfy with your waifu, right?

>> No.16751336

Sure they do. Just be prepared though, once you get em in the sack the probably fuck and moan like pornstars

>> No.16751338

Jeans are laifu!

>> No.16751339


I want a pudgy one to grope and squeeze.

>> No.16751340

>Get summoned while trying to commit suicide
>all the girls are staring at you horrified while you have a gun to your head

Im not sure to be happy or sad at this prospect.

>> No.16751352

>Get summoned in the middle of life saving surgery

>> No.16751354

I want to have to work for my Succ because she believes there's no way I'd actually be in love with a plain, boring girl like her!

>> No.16751357

>get summoned in the middle of a tasty-ass sandwich
>can't finish it

>> No.16751370

But anon, imagone how unconfortable they must be when cuddling. Either mamono mana will fix you or a flayer will get to you first.

>> No.16751386

I want a Dark Mage with that body.

>> No.16751404

I aint got no one to cuddle

>> No.16751414

But imagine if you had. Wouldn't you like to get fluffy with a fluffy weresheep or something? If you sleep with the clothes you wear all day you would end up attracting a beelze.

>> No.16751425

>walk past all manner of exotic and buxom monsters on a date with plaincubus
>brown desert girls, Holstaur with jugs twice the size of their heads, model-gorgeous vampires and methonium-tier cute fatty P'Orcs
>by the end of the date plaincubus is desperately clinging so hard to anon it's cutting his circulation

>> No.16751426

Look pal. If I didn't sleep in the clothes I wear all day, I'd end up spending all day wearing the clothes I sleep in.

>> No.16751434

I want to sniff a cute spider's used panties.

>> No.16751439

You are not living your life correctly.

I swear to god if monsters ever became real I would get a flayer wearing PJs and fluffy earplugs to fix you. I would track you down and you would have the best night of sleep ever.

>> No.16751445

>thick brown p'orcs

I want this horde.

>> No.16751450

Good fucking luck. I'm behind a harem of 9 denim ittan momens.

>> No.16751475

Come to think of it, monster girls come with a ton of health benefits.

You get holst milk for raw nutrition and gains, able and perhaps too willing workout partners, weresheep to help with sleep and mindflayers to deal with bad habits. Healthy food could become more accessible with the help of plant types. Several MGs even have a background in martial arts.

Even if we all made first contact as a bunch of doughy losers, we'd all transform into Conan the barbarian types in a matter of months.

>> No.16751498

You're not accounting for the individual tastes of the MGs

>> No.16751514

You get anything you want with mgs, just pray to the dl before you sleep and mamono mana does its thing.

>> No.16751523

Lots of meaty monster girls are coming my way, although it may be awkward if they're one of the more fitness focused types.

>> No.16751557

True story, there's a little island in the tropics that's inhabited by a herd of wild pigs that swim around and are very amicable.
Just imagine a group of 6 to 10 deliciously thick, exotically brown P'Orcs in grass skirts and tiny coconut bras splashing each other in the shallow water, jiggling and laughing and getting all wet before they sashay up to you on the beach asking what boss wants to do today while feeding you grapes (and sneaking some for themselves)

>> No.16751570

I'd prefer to spoil them myself for a time.
I can feed myself thank you very much.

>> No.16751590

Then lay em down on the beach so they can sprawl out and tan their thick bodies. Lather em up with some oils and get to treating them with some barbecue and fruits.

>> No.16751608

You know I would.
I'd even get them custom sauces for each of them.

>> No.16751636

I want to sniff my onee sans panties. I just hope they wouldn't find out.

>> No.16751646

I want to sniff my waifu's panties while she is still wearing them and hope that she won't find out.

>> No.16751654

Good man, but be careful. That kind of special individualized attention will get them spreading their legs out a bit more and wobbling their rumps in the hopes that boss will pick them first to give his 'extra special sauce'
The sounds of anticipatory and hopeful moans and buiis will fill the beach the longer you go pampering them with delicious foods and deep rubdowns

>> No.16751668

I want to sniff what's under my big sister's panties, I hope she doesn't find out.

>> No.16751669

I'll make a whole day of it.
Cooking them their favorite foods, pampering them, and massaging them.

>> No.16751675

I want to ejaculate onto what's under my big sister's panties, I hope she doesn't find out.

>> No.16751680

I want to lick what's under my waifu's panties, I hope she doesn't find out.

>> No.16751681

I want to impregnate what's under my big sister's belly button. I hope she doesn't find out.

>> No.16751690

I want to impregnate what's under my big sister's tailbone, I hope she doesn't find out.

>> No.16751692

Does any body else find pigs the antithesis of sexy? Not even being a MG can salvage p'orks,

>> No.16751695

I don't think your waifu would be that dumb to not find out after some months. Unless she is one of those really simple girls and you can say that it's a watermelon.

>> No.16751697

You're a very attentive boss. But they're absolutely going to be pushing and arguing with one another over who gets to please boss first that night.