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16841535 No.16841535 [Reply] [Original]

Kaguya's hymen is immortal. Just think on that for a while.

>> No.16841602

II'm pretty sure that He-Man can be destroyed one way or another.

>> No.16841615

>>16841535
You can fuck her as many times as you want and she'll remain a virgin. She also can't get pregnant, so you can cum all you want inside. The perfect real life onna hole.

>> No.16842076

under that idea, her leg hair, pubes, and armpit hair are also immortal.

>> No.16842145

>>16841615
I don't know about that. Saint Mary got pregnant even as a virgin

>> No.16842184

>>16842145
They're interpreting pregnancy as a bodily change and thus impossible.

>> No.16842373
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>>16841535
>perma-virgin

>> No.16843077

>>16841535
She's a Lunarian, there's no doubt that she lost her virginity before drinking the Hourai Elixer.
>>16842373
This is the true perma-virgin.
Mokou>Kaguya, it's just science.

>> No.16843221

>>16841602
Bison pls

>> No.16843649

>>16841535
>>16841615
You can break your hymen during sport and stuff. The hymen is not the deciding factor for being a virgin. Not having sex is. And Kaguya being a disgusting NEET that never showers plays a larger part in her being a virgin than her regenerating hypen.

>> No.16843654

>>16843649
>The hymen is not the deciding factor for being a virgin.
Yes it is.

>> No.16843686

>>16843654
Pure farmgirls who have never kissed a boy confirmed for sluts.

>> No.16843838

>>16843686
there's no such thing as a pure girl around horses.

>> No.16843858

>>16843838
Literally. Look up sheath cleaning.

>> No.16844102

>>16843654
An unfortunately widespread miss-understanding you have there.

>> No.16844258
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>>16843649
>>16844102
Stay toasty

>> No.16845514

>>16844102
It's the only indicator there is of being one. Even if you were born without one, it's no different from being a slut because you have no way to prove.

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>> No.16845589

>>16841615
It's not perfect because I WANT to get Kaguya pregnant.

>> No.16845624
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>>16845539
Serial ball buster.

>> No.16845630

>>16845514
You could take dicks up the ass and suck cock all day. Keeps your hymen intact but you are still a slut.
Additionally, hymen restoration is a medical procedure that can be done and is done regularely in our world.

>> No.16847774

>>16841535
>Hymen's regenerating while your dick is still inside her
Wonder what that must feel like. I guess I have a new fetish.

>> No.16848078

>>16847774
It would cut your dick off if it were long enough to reach that far.

>> No.16851170
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16851170

>you will never marry that hime
what the fuck is wrong with life?

>> No.16851203

>>16843649
>The hymen is not the deciding factor for being a virgin.
t. slut

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>>16851170
I don't know who you are quoting, but I feel you.

>> No.16853063

>>16851170
I'm going to pass the impossible requests and marry ohimesama!

>> No.16853077

>>16845630
>You could take dicks up the ass and suck cock all day. Keeps your hymen intact but you are still a slut.

Likewise, you could give handjobs, titfucks, and thigh sex all day and be a slut, but you'd still be a virgin. Also blowjobs don't count.

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>> No.16855539

Kaguya is NOT a boobhu!

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>>16855539
propably this

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>>16855539
Agreed. Cease all well-endowed Kaguya posting immediately.

>> No.16855844

>>16841535
doesn't the immortality just revive+restore her body when she's dead? i don't remember it healing every little scratch and wound instantly.

>> No.16857558

>>16855844
It's just as well
Fug -> snuff -> repeat

>> No.16868869

>>16842373
Isn't mokou the same?

>> No.16876767

>>16841535
Kaguya's thread is immortal. Just think on that for a while.

>> No.16877203

It tears and regenerates with each thrust. That's the real reason she gave everybody impossible requests, sex sucks for her.

>> No.16877207

>>16877203
deepest lore

>> No.16877376

>>16843649
>You can break your hymen during sport and stuff.
this is bullshit made up by sluts who want to pretend they're virgins

>> No.16877392

>>16841535
>>16843649
Who cares. Hymens are overrated and so is purity.

>> No.16877500
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16877500

I don't care about boobs or hymens, but Kaguya's smile is beautiful!

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>>16877500

>> No.16878102

>>16878008
why is she so smug?

>> No.16878330

>>16878102
t. Mokou fag

>> No.16878599

>>16878330
But smug is good.

>> No.16878765

>>16878330
Mokou will ~eternally~ be better than Kaguya could ever hope to be tbqwyf

>> No.16878775

>>16878765
>Kaguya will ~eternally~ be better than Mokou could ever hope to be
I know www

>> No.16878785

>>16878008

cute. cute!

>> No.16879297

>>16877376
Glad we have a gynecologist here to set us straight, all the sources telling you that hymen's can break from anything other than sex are part of what I like to call the "slutspiracy" which originated 200 years ago in Mason Lodge kitchens.

>> No.16882306

Mokotan is so cute. I really love her.

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It'll grow back, it's immortal!

>> No.16895708

>>16895661
>Princess with a haircut + given medicine that halts hair growth, after angering Eirin

>> No.16896959

>>16895708
S-Such an atrocity!

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>> No.16903740

>>16895661
>>16902652
BLASPHEMY!

>> No.16903840

>>16895661
>>16895708
>>16902652
wwww

>> No.16909551
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>>16855539
Eirin's shady new drug!

>> No.16909571

>>16909551
paizuri princess

>> No.16909701

I bet Kaguya's into some real kinky snuff due to being immortal. She even has one of the best drug pharmacists from the moon to cook up all kind of ferility drugs or aphrodisiacs to fuel her fetishes

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>>16909551
Templates like that are FORBIDDEN!

>> No.16909800

>>16909755
I want to fondle eye brow Kaguya's fat NEET breasts!

>> No.16909829
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>>16909800
Too bad! The best you'll get is Mokou's hobo sweater puppies!

>> No.16909837

>>16909829
sounds fine to me!

>> No.16909849

Isn't Mokou the true NEET? Since Kaguya's a princess she would've obviously received an education, and has shown hersef to be highly shrewd due to being on top of the Lunarian society.

>> No.16909984

>>16909849
Mokou was also of noble birth
And she sells things anyhow, she is freeter at best

>> No.16910077

>>16909849
Mokou regularly sells yakitori, on top of escorting villagers through the Bamboo Forest. Not sure she takes a fee, though.

>> No.16910082

>>16910077
her fee is dick

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>>16910082
If only. Then I would have her escort me to EET, "pay" her until I can no longer move, rest and heal up in the clinic, have Mokou escort me back to the village, "pay" her until I can no longer move, rest up in the village, etc. etc.

Alas.

>> No.16913984

>>16910082
Mokotan is a good girl. She isn't interested in such things. Not like that slutty NEET tsukihime.

>> No.16914286

>>16910140
Hahaha, free trip + sex on both ends of the road.

That's the thinking.

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>>16913984
Blame her environment.

>> No.16917293

>>16914480
Kaguya is sexually frustrated.

>> No.16919209

>>16914480
Dafuq? So she lives with three attractive girls who have orgies every day and she does not join?

>> No.16920216

>>16919209
Princesses are not for orgies, they are for consummation ceremonies after marriage with the lights on.

>> No.16920670

>>16920216
It doesn't count if they're all girls.

Plus, orgies are the best way to worship the princess, putting her in the center, with Udonge and Tewi kneeling around her from each side, and Eirin embracing her from behind, whispering lewdness into her ear while fondling the forbidden areas of her body!

It's a ritualistic practice for her wedding!

>> No.16920703

>>16877392

Purity is very important to the moon people who are all so hideously unaware that they are impure due to their sinful amount of pride that its saddening.

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>>16920703
They're the best and they know it. It's silly to say it's okay to be the best as long as you don't admit it. Stop talking about pride, let's talk about envy.

>> No.16921014

>>16920788
that's a violation of the flag code! bad clappy!

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Undefeated since birth

>> No.16930556

>>16842076
Hot!!

>> No.16931589

>>16842076
No, her body was fully waxed when she drank the elixir.

>> No.16931607

>>16931589
>>16842076
Right. This idea tends to bother me. Ideally I'd want an elixir that transforms you into your perfect Higher Self before making you unchangeable. In the case of Kaguya, she already was her perfect higher self, rending such a specification redundant. For the sake of those who have dealt with the impure nature of their environment and the effects it has wrought on their physical form, a stipulation of first becoming their perfect form must be kept in mind. The extent to which this changes one may be quite dramatic indeed. It is based on your soul after all, not your current organic host shell.

>> No.16933618

>>16841535
Just kidding, everyone! Kaguya's hymen does not regenerate!

If it did, you'd have to break it and wipe the blood every time. Which is such a gross fetish.

>> No.16934505

>>16933618
>>16877203

>> No.16934548

>>16934505
>>16877203
How can it regenerate with every thrust?

Do you pull your dick out completely every thrust or does it try to regenerate with your dick still there?

Ouch, I'm imagining it regenerating despite the presence of your dick and basically cutting your dick off in the process, leaving half of your dick stuck inside her vagina.

>> No.16934597

>>16934548
Now I'm imagining every guy who tries to have sex with her experiencing the horror of a dozen cut off dicks accumulated over the centuries falling out of her vagina when they first thrust into her before realizing in horror that they are next!

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>>16934597
Jesus fucking Christ, anon.

>> No.16935208 [DELETED] 

>>16934597
My fucking sides exploded.

That's not even sex anymore, that's just luring poor guys into chopping off their dicks and walking away! Kaguya would never that!

Why would she want to store all those dicks inside anyway?

>> No.16935230

>>16934597
My fucking sides exploded.

That's not even sex anymore, that's just luring poor guys into chopping off their dicks and walking away!

Why would she store all those dicks inside!?

Friendly reminder that Kaguya is too refined and dignified to do that.

>> No.16937488

>>16934747
He out spaced the Jin

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What is even going on here?

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>> No.16947218

>>16843838
It's not funny how true this is.

>> No.16947628

>>16942328
>Oh, so you're Reisen's friend?
>Ufufu, well then, why don't you allow me to pulverize your balls in advance
>That way you won't have to worry about getting them kicked to mush by Reisen, right?

i.e. the usual

>> No.16948878

>>16947628
I was wondering if that was the case but I figured if Reisen was in on the ball busting she wouldn't be surprised.

I dunno just seems like a an over reaction for a character to have in SJ's magical realm.

Thankyou for the rundown though kind anon~

>> No.16949175

>>16868869
moko was raped as a child

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>>16920703
>appealing to jewish morality

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