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Going on a date with a cute Touhou!

She likes you very much, and is hanging on to your every word! She's staring right into your eyes with a big smile, and touches your hand whenever she has the chance to! Cute!

Which Touhou would you date? And where would you take her?

>> No.16907296

We're going back to potatoes to get my fucking power glove.

>> No.16907322

I want to date ZUN-sama!

>> No.16907328
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I don't know where to take her. I guess we could walk someplace and eat some Mexican food.

>> No.16907333

Okuu to Chernobyl

>> No.16907334
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16907334

I would let her experience my horizontal shaft impactor up close, if you know what I mean.

>> No.16907343

>>16907333
But she hates nuclear fission, she would leave you for being a pleb who doesnt know the basic difference between fusion and fission.

>> No.16907350

I would go on a garden walk with Clownpiece, and by "go on a garden walk with", I mean "rape".

>> No.16907364
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>>16907322
He is taken, anon!

If I went on a date with Yuuka, I would drive her to this beautiful wildlife preserve in my town! It was a former golf course that they turned into a nature zone, and it's huge! I would walk forever holding Yuuka's hand while she gives me bedroom eyes! There's a large patch of sunflowers down the trail, too! We would take some kratom before hand to put us in a good mood, and we would enjoy the sunny day!

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16907370

Alice, Human village sounds like the safest choice and then my bed.

>> No.16907509

I'll date Miko, and I'll take her in my Toyota

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