Monster Girl Thread

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Thinking about life, the universe, and cute
boys.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

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Milky undead tits are the best.

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Manticores are olev.

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What a wonderful time for a new thread.

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>>16922253
You gotta admit that new monstergirl anime not being brought up in the monstergirl thread is a problem.

Actually, that's something would breathe more life into here even if it was just in the OP.
MGE Profile A translated
Enty Making of for B translated
Chapter X of Y manga is out
New anime for Z on May 15th
New art of N imgurlinkhere

Gives people a lot more to talk about.

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I wanna kiss an oni

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>>16922303
She's not an old hag! She's still cool and hip!

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“I’ve taken to paying off Ratatoskrs to get deeply personal information on single men. All so I can hug them in public and shout all their darkest secrets! Its money well spent!”

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>>16922301
Anon you seriously don't fucking know how big of an urge I have to forcefully pin her down and ravage her milky breasts with my mouth, stealing all her milk and then fucking her.

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>>16922145
>'Keep the Faith', those were his last words
>She was the only one left, after all the shellings and slaughter, humans killing humans over petty squabbles that meant nothing for their survival
>She's forgotten how many months it's been since the silence came
>For her, she did not need food or drink, only her thoughts. Thankfully, the holy manuscript was an entertaining read
>Oh, how the pages were well-worn and read; The man who balked at the commands of his God and was swallowed by a fish
>The virgin birth and the sacrificial lamb
>They -- She sinned, it was a part of life
>But, she often times wondered
>Was her immortality her own penance for the sin of being born a demi-human? Could the Holy Mother and Father forgive her>
>plip... plip... plip
>The tears she shed aren't the real thing, she knows this, she's a Doll. Always a Doll.
>A silly little fox to comfort the good little boys and girls, with fluff and cuteness to please them
>Oh... How she missed them...
>Somewhere, in the darkness of the night, beyond the candlelit cathedral, one could mistake her sobs for the keening of a wild animal
>But the dead do not care, the ruined city standing as a testament to humanity's hubris

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzDVaKRApcg

Hello.

At 17,402 words (13,409 of which is taken up by the sex scene), this is my longest - and greatest - piece of erotic fiction I have ever written.

I humbly hope that when you read this, you'll enjoy every mite and mote of love I put into it.

Thank you.

Fun in the shower, rimming, and prone bone anal with a scylla wife: https://pastebin.com/V0CDdJtB

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But, though I'm proud of it, I still have some misgivings.

I feel like part of the reason my dialogue feels weak is that I put too much emphasis on the surrounding characters actions. Having the speech bogged down by expressions and actions - it might make the dialogue itself feel less 'punchy.' What do you think? Maybe it's just a matter of taste and style?

Other than that, I want to know if the shower tease is something not really suited for the medium of text. I've been told again and again that the most important aspect of smut is the emotion behind the actions, so it may seem like a lost cause to try and make something sexy and fun to read when 90% of it is description. What say you?

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>>16922314
That sounds like /monster/'s meta threads.
Funnily enough, it was this very thread that alerted me to the OVA, so his point was bust from the get-go. He just wasn't here when people were harping about it.

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>>16922314
I tried suggesting that once but people just went "hurr find it yourself" like retards.

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!

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>>16922329
Stacy's mom, has got it goin' on.

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>>16922329
Lewd nee-san.

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>>16922329
!!

I love Wife commissions and I love Wife.

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>>16922329
>Wockfag getting art from Borvar
Never thought I'd see the day.

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>>16922311
Agreed, though I wonder if one could find a Zapwoosel with such a disposition as the common manticore?

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x is best girl

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>>16922339
My Mom is an Incredibly Stacked Shog!
A terrifying tale by R.L. Stine.

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>>16922345
What a weird way of spelling Y.

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>>16922323
>Fun in the shower, rimming, and prone bone anal with a scylla wife:
>want to check out sex scenes
>search "rim"
>scene about blunt syringes inside buttholes

Literally one paragraph and I'm already diamonds. This is going to be a fantastic read. Thank you for this silent.

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>>16922347
>not z masterrace

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>>16922346
I read that as muscled and imagined the tail of a teenage anon and his momster where the latter strangely seems to be putting on a bunch of muscle with each passing day while still acting like a doting mother.

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>>16922319
That is precisely what dairy foxes are for.

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>>16922323
Silent, you should put the subject species name next to the titles since trying to search for your lactation stuff yesterday was a little difficult.

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>>16922353
Z is a zero.

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>>16922323
I was wondering where you were. I'll have to read this tomorrow when I've got the time, I'm looking foward to it.

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>>16922310
Was there any doubt?

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>>16922363
>Master you pervert! Change them back!

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>>16922363
Nope.

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>>16922366
Did someone say 'Make the bigger master! I need to be punished for turning his lunch into a mushroom?

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>>16922366
>A Lich calling anyone "master"
They're the all powerful undead mages. Not sure why a Lich would be embarressed though, yet that's happening in the image.

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>>16922306
I want to literally eat this bird.

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>>16922377
In the sexual manner?

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>>16922317
I want to literally kill this yeti.

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>>16922377
On a dinner plate?

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>>16922323
Looks like I'm going to need to rearrange my favourite writefag list again.

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>>16922375
Most Liches would like to pretend they were always powerful, all-knowing, calm and collected masters of magic.

But they were awkward apprentices at some point. Sometimes to perverted Wizard Anons.

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>>16922377
With a goat?
On a boat?

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>>16922363
I prefer my calcium cannons warm and soft. Undead boobs are probably all stiff and way too firm.

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>>16922375
Maybe her phylactery broke and she hasn't given her vaginal, anal, and paizuri virginities yet.

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>>16922390
>Undead boobs are probably all stiff and way too firm.
Undead are soft, and at most a warm bath or massage can limber them up.

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>>16922392
What would happen if you came on/in a lich's phylactery?

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>>16922390
Undead are soft too, but I do prefer the natural warmth.

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>>16922375
Someone broke her stone.

>>16922390
Undead tits are fine, th eproblem lies on their milk.

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>>16922399
She'd take measures to ensure you give her your mana the right way.

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>>16922402
>th eproblem lies on their milk
How so? It's sweet and refreshing, not rotten and unpalatable like what memers try to insist.

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>>16922411
It's really cold and bland with a slightly bitter taste. Worse than human milk.

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>>16922418
Lies and slander.

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>>16922418
You'll get used to it.

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Sleep tight thread. Try not to burn the thread down while I'm having dreams of my waifu.

I know in these dreams she's stroking my face and telling me she that she loves me no matter what and that she'd never ever leave me.

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>>16922424
Of course. With liches they might do some stuff that makes their milk taste better and even add different flavors to it.

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>>16922345
>>16922347
>>16922353
X is a himedere deer/centaur thing, Y is a mayadere Harpy, and Z is a kuudere Lamia, right?

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"I never knew you were such a slut, Anon!"

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>>16922460
Only for strongfat girls.

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>>16922434
>Lich lets you indulge in your nursing fetish
>Taste is really bitter
>She immediately goes & locks herself in her lab
>Maybe you hurt her feelings?
>She comes out the next night
>A string of potions trails from her hand
>She takes a swig from the first one
>'Drink.'
>She holds you to her chest as you suckle
>Her flavor is really sweet & almost creamy now
>She opens the next potion
>'And again.'
>You take another drink, and suddenly it tastes like chocolate milk
>She works her way through the potions, each one having a new flavor
>Strawberry
>caramel
>Latte
>Banana
>Mint chocolate
>Even bizarre ones like cherry vanilla and root beer

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Which monster girl is best at soothing rage? I need one right now.

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>>16922466
Imagine a shop where they sold ice cream that changed the milk taste. It could even go further by changing the guy's taste. Working for a lich must be fun.

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>>16922460
>tfw your Hellhound childhood friend roasts you for liking girls.

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>>16922460
>Implying she isn't the one who made me into a slut
Though if we're being fair, any monstergirl calling their husband a slut is somewhat hypocritical

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>>16922460
I have a waifu, you're just salty it isn't you

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>>16922473
Weresheep and kesaran pasaran come to mind. They can calm you and make you happy just from being nearby.

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What monstergirl would give the best Dutch ovens?

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>>16922473
Get yourself a horse to hug, anon. Preferably a Unicorn or White Horn.

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>>16922487
Anubis, because they are buttsluts with big asses.

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>>16922485
Sheep are nice.

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>>16922474
It's never boring, if nothing else. And at least with a lich you have good (if unorthodox) health and life insurance. Can't say the same for being a Gremlin's lab assistant.

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>>16922492
But anubis is for ))<>((

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>>16922375
If she's a young lich that was born from a lich because mamonomana-regenerated womb, she probably wouldn't know magic by instict.
Although you'd have to wonder how the phylactery would work in that case. Maybe it would be some kind of a rite of passage to make her phylactery and put her soul in it.

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>>16922492
Please refrain from slandering my desert queen with such salacious rumors.

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>>16922495
My dream job would be working under a Lich and a Gremlin at a small store in MGE. The things they would come up and their clients would make my day.

I just hope not to be found GUILTY again.

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>>16922499
>))<>((
Sharing a double dildo between your butts?

Lewd.

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>>16922460
>"but im not a slut and there's nothing you can do to say otherwise!"
>anon then instantly lost

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I desire a strongfat business anubis that acts like the perfect, serious boss who acts like she isn't the size of an oni.

Suit and skirt would be mandatory.

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>>16922502
She has a huge ass. And probably is a slut with her butt.

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>>16922504
Well, don't blow up half the store again and it won't be a problem.

And stop trying to blame the Gremlin! That's profiling and the machine had clearly-posted instructions!

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>>16922495
What's going on on the other side of that?

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>>16922510
>not knowing about the pooping back and forth forever scene

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>>16922511
>Colored version of my favorite hellhound pic
Picked a good time to come back.

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>>16922519
Probably ))<>((
Or one of her inventions is stuck on turbo as she's trapped there with her lower half at its mercy.

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>>16922519
IIRC, she was testing a new machine out, but something went wrong. She got stuck trying to escape, and now it's testing *her* out.

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>>16922517
I was guilty of other things, but then again I'm not their test subject, I just sell stuff. The customers buy the products at their own risk.

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>>16922525
kept you waiting, huh?

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>>16922532
>>16922528
will she heart pupil? Or just ahegao

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Anons would you help a blind Ochimusha regain her eyesight through loving sex healing?

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>>16922519
When LN drew that, thread was talking about violating a Gremlin as her ass was poking out of a machine she was working on.
Original filename was something like "Hey Anon pass me that screw-OOOHH.png"

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regular wolfgirls are superior to hellhounds and kobolds

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Been gone a couple weeks, can anyone tell me what I missed?

Also can Necrons technically be MonsterGirls?

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>>16922553
Well, your opinion is subjective.
Wolfgirls=Hellhounds>Kobolds for me.

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>>16922323
Is this it, Silent?
The Magnum Opus?

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>>16922323
Delicious.

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>>16922553
Kobolds have been completely ruined. So yes.

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>>16922580
Only because of one faggot with /d/ fetishes. We didn't let bob ruin cheshires for us when he gave one a cock.
Oh.

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I want to ask a Hakutaku what the maximum size a water droplet can be before it falls from a surface, and how exactly the relationship works between the surface tension, gravity, the angle of the surface and it's surface area!

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>>16922580
>>16922586
Get over yourselves.

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>>16922558
No, you 40kiddie/Shog

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>>16922603
But they can be very cute!

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>>16922595
How much is he paying you to defend him every time?

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>>16922604
They can also be an NPC race

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Be sure to remind your smug shortstack that you can, at anytime, pin her against a wall and turn her into an ahegaoing, cumflated cocksleeve. That'll keep her smug levels in check.

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>>16922586
>>16922580
Personally, what made me start disliking them wasn't KDF or his ravenous fanbase.
Kobolds being mentioned in every thread just made me pay more attention to them and re-read the profile, which made me realize that they're literally just glorified dogs.
Even Cu Siths can become scholars and spellcasters for the sake of benefiting their masters line of work. Kobolds are just dumb dogs.
The fact that Kobolds in myth are supposed to be dragon-blooded rat/lizard hybrids, or at least freaking garden gnomes, doesn't really help things either. But that's probably just me.

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>>16922608
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286495740690169856/306599432789688322/02.jpg
See! Cute!

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>>16922615
Sorry but this is Chaos turf now.

>>16922610
You act like she wouldn't constantly be that second one.

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>>16922620
NO! CUTE!
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286495740690169856/306600098392047616/01.png

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>>16922610
>Perfect height for standing paizuri
She'd be to busy having my cock constantly jammed in her face & tits to be smug.

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>>16922612
>Kobolds being mentioned in every thread just made me pay more attention to them and re-read the profile, which made me realize that they're literally just glorified dogs.
This 100%. They're dogs you can fuck. You take them for walkies, they eat out of bowls in the bonus art, they're mindlessly excited to see their owner. They're literally just pet girls.

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>>16922615
>>16922627
I do not find this cute

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>>16922558
>>16922615
>>16922627
Necron-chan is only acceptable Necron.

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>>16922627
Sounds like someones a filthy xeno lover.

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>>16922637
ALL ARE VERY CUTE!

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>>16922610
I'd rather cuddle the smug out of her. Hug her to my lap while we're watching a movie and not letting her go.

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>>16922460
Only for foxes. Sorry, but Hellhounds don't even rank.

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>>16922593
Now I want to watch a Hakutaku teach a middle school class about water physic with some of that Ever Dry stuff. Shit would blow their minds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTkefJHfC0

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>>16922642
I'd rather grab an eldar.
Besides The Emperor's superior women are there for loyal husbanos.

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>>16922612
>>16922631
This is why we don't strictly adhere to KC canon.

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>>16922654
Meh, I don't want to have some weird BDSM/Futa/Dom by fuggin me wife. And AS are infertile I think.

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>>16922558
Making of ochimusa and devil bug in the previous thread.

Also nurarihyon got released and translated.

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>>16922643
But anon, your lap is the one place where she can be superior to you! Just imagine her rubbing and grinding into you, making your pants slowly become damp, but never letting you get off. It's the ultimate torture!

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>>16922657
Oh anon.
We pornhammer 40k now.

Nothing but genetically enhanced super women, bug girl swarms, muscle demon waifus, and the first option with spikes hungering for you.

Tau need not apply.

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I want to be a Lich's apprentice.

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My MG waifu would be better than yours, which is fine because we would still all be happy.

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>>16922667
I want a story or a game or a quest like this now

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>>16922316
I want that bossy cow to touch me

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>>16922670
Her limbs could shatter if you so much as look at them funny.

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>>16922663
It's all a question of who breaks first. Me from her grinding her ass into me, or her from me stroking her hair and kissing her neck.

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>>16922672
>Guardsman anon tries to survive a universe that wants to rape him and have his kids.

Could be fun.

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>>16922493
I want to cummy in that sweet sheep tummy

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>>16922316
OniTengu needs to lay off the Mobage's and return to drawing tiddies.

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>>16922670
Doubt it.

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>>16922655
Kobolds are for people who want pet girls. If you don't want that, that's what the other girls are for.
Each MGE girl is more or less made to appeal to a certain thing, they're not for everyone.

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>>16922685
>In the grim hotness of the 41st millennium, there is only rape

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>>16922685
I shudder to imagine what the Chaos Gods look like as cute monster girls

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>>16922695
Yep.
And there would be oh so many to choose from.

>>16922699
>Khorne is a thugdere, muscled tomboy
>Tzeentch is a bookish nerd who goes through elaborate plans to get herself a husband without leaving her crystal towers
>Nurgle is a THICK, deredere girl that cares for you whenever you catch some new kind of cold.
>Slaanesh is a SLUT for you

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Gnostic MGE girls when?

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>>16922708
Gimme some Khorne

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>>16922715
How many corns do you want?

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>>16922715
Are you a bad enough dude to cross her realm and claim her hand in marriage?

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>>16922708
CUM FOR THE CUM GOD

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>>16922727
Daughterus for the daughteru throne!

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>>16922734
Daughterus do not make a throne anon, that's really messed up!

Daughterus go on the throne!

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>>16922708
slaanesh would be ridiculously overpowered in this setting

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>>16922684
>"Stop petting me, idiot. You should be getting horny so I can mock you for it."
>keep hugging her and rubbing your face against her
>"C-Cut it out. I...You're a perv for..."
>she loses focus of her smugness and melts into your embrace, clinging to your big, strong arms
Mmm, do want

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>>16922722
I'll try, at worst a big bloodthirster girl gets me, which is still a great outcome for me

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>>16922738
I'm going to sit on my daughteru's lap and nothing can stop me.

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>>16922739
Depends.
Each is probably a different aspect of sex.

>>16922742
Yeah, it would be hard.
You'd have to fight your way across her realm, beat her champions until she notices you, and then tank one blow from her axe.
If you're unconscious, she tosses you to her demons to have their way with you.

If you remain standing while unconscious or get back up, she gets wetter than an ocean world and pounces you.

But yeah, you'd get a ten foot tall muscle girl with a taste for wrestle sex if you beat a bloodthirster girl.

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>>16922745
Only if she's bigger than you anon, otherwise she could get hurt!

Personally, my daughteru would absolutely love sitting on my lap.

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>>16922754
Gonna squash her with my strong ass bones!

Though I could probably make a squishyflayer throne and be good with it.

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>>16922708
>Khorne has a bad day at school and drags you behind the gyms for some hatefucking
>Tzeentch leaves a penny in the hall which causes a chain of events that some how ends with your dick in her
>Nurgle slips you a virus that can only be cured by sex with her
>Slaanesh comes up to you in the middle of a busy hall, grabs your hand and interlocks her fingers with yours, that debauched slut

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>>16922764
Only if she's okay with it anon, there are very many daughterus out there who don't quite care for getting squished.

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>>16922738
It's a figure of speech.
A metaphorical throne of daughterus.

>>16922771
Pretty much.
Although Slaanesh would also be a bit yan so she can learn your fetishes and cater to them no matter how depraved they may be.
She'd go muscle mountain or blob in a heartbeat if it would win you over.

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>>16922610
Source? Nothing on iqdb.

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>>16922774
She wouldn't be okay with it. She would probably burn my hair if I did it.

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>>16922708
>Nurgle
>Keeps love locked in a cage and invents disease
>Dere Dere
>Not Yandere

She'd take care of you when you're sick alright. Any time you're sick. Which is why she invents new diseases, to infect you with. Then she can take care of you ALL the time. Forever.

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>>16922782
What is a throne of daughterus even a metaphor for anon?

>>16922785
I'm not sure I could support that anon, that sounds a little unhealthy if you ask me. ThoughI'd do some things with my daughteru that others would consider unhealthy, so what do I know.

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>>16922784
I know it's Granblue Fantasy, though the girl's name escapes me.

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>>16922796
I would even suplex her while her mother does it to me.

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>>16922806
Now I think you're just pulling my leg anon.

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>>16922795
I can dig it.

>>16922796
Marital Bliss is what its a metaphor for.

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>>16922811
You don't play with your daughteru?

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>>16922812
>Marital Bliss is what its a metaphor for.
That's a bit of a stretch as far as metaphors go anon, but I can see where you're coming from.

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>>16922818
Of course I'd play with my daughteru anon! I just wouldn't suplex her or sit on her though, I'd only play with her in ways where she wouldn't get injured or anything.

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>>16922784
The artist is Asanagi. A little unfortunate that most of his doujins are rape oriented, and not the good kind.

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You think Single Royal monsters ever meet to discus about their single life?

Cause my dream is go storming off to this secluded castle with my Dhampir ally, who told me about it and find the holy grail of monsters all together.

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>>16922800
I usually like big girls, but damn if that one isn't built for sex

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>>16922835
He's mostly fine as long as you keep alf away from the cat-girls.

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>>16922842
That's pretty much the gimmick of all the Granblue girls: Short girls with curves like a holst and a sex drive to match any succubus. They were pretty much made to cater to size fetishes.

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>>16922829
Mine wouldn't get hurt either. She is my and my waifu's daughteru after all and not just a piece of glass.

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>>16922865
Made to cater to the wrong end of size fetishes if you ask me. I want those proportions on a tall girl.

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>>16922893
If you say so anon, I just assumed most daughterus wouldn't care to be sat on.

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>>16922842
They have enticing clothing designs.

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>>16922912
>paizuri windows and handlebars
indeed

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>>16922898
>Wrong end
>Implying
Gigantismfags are a joke.

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>>16922911
Let me get that fox, my dude.

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>>16922911
This isn't even a contest, the succubus is absolutely superior to every other girl.

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>>16922911
>Fox
Forever and always.

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>>16922921
Better than being a dwarfismfag.

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>>16922911
Of those, I would say the automaton, but I want a big, tall muscle gril

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>>16922911
F O X

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>>16922510
Ass to asss
ASS TO AAAEESSS

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>>16922510
That sounds like it could be pretty hot anon.

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>>16922610
Good man.

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>>16922911
>Goblin
I foresee a lot of rage fucking with her.

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>>16922911
The Demon sounds nice.

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>>16922911
Sheep, 100% sheep

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>>16922911
Succubus or Demon. I can't decide.

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>>16922911
Very clearly the Weresheep for me. That skinship is top tier and with fluffy pofu on top of it it's ASCENDED level.

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>>16922911
I'll go ten rounds with that succubus.

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>>16922911
It's a letdown whenever the succubus doesn't do any dream invading.

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>>16923030
What are you talking about? That's the surprise after the sex marathon. When you both finally pass out from exhaustion, you keep going in your dreams. Or she can show you a glimpse into the future when you two marry and have daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16922709
After the portals open and our scholars have had time to mingle with their philosophers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923064
I'm talking about Gnostic mythology. I want Satanael-chan to steal my heart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16922381
As opposed to metaphorically killing her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16922460
But I never had sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16922911
Sheep

[Anonymous No.]

If you could bring back an extinct animal to be represented by a monster girl who would it be?
>I'd like a Dodo harpy that just thinks I'm the smartest person alive even though I'm just of average intellect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923097
>No Tasmanian Jinko to cuddle with

[Anonymous No.]

>>16922847
Why does he have a fetish of Alf eating cat girls like a bowl of fresh chips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923097
Archaeopteryx

Wonder what the harpies were like back in the day

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that impregnating the judge, a police officer, the lawyers, or a the governor will get you out of a parking ticket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923126
What happens if you impregnate two or more of those? And who do I have to impregnate to get the portals open?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16922911
Fox is the only correct choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923136
You still have to pay the ticket but may get house arrest in the home of one of your new wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923126
That sounds like a good trade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923152
Only if you think that impregnating a strongfat P'Orc is nice.

[chasqui No.]

que mierda es esto carajo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923157
You trying to tell me it's not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923168
Depends.
Are you really going to hit on the Judge while the Dark elf defense lawyer and tubby titania prosecutor watch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923157
I mean, for getting rid of a ticket.

>>16923177
Now this is something even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923097
Anomalocaris. A sea monster girl with body armor, a brilliant array of fins, ability to tear anything apart by exploiting the weakness of her prey, oh just do me now.

[Anonymous No.]

Cats don't really like water so they even wear frilly lace at the beach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923248
bullshit, ever been to a zoo, tigers love swimming

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923257
A tiger is not a valid option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923268
They are in my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923276
I want to protect that smile.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you bakku this baku?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923280
I want to snuggle those tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923282
Probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923282
Niet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923282
I'd that baku all night long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923282
I'd let her scratch my back

[Anonymous No.]

Would Undead girls make good mothers?

[Anonymous No.]

Please remember to be nice to elves. Some of them may act mean or haughty, but most are good girls who are just a little nervous around humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923362
Absolutely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923362
I'm not so sure. I could picture a wight or lich forgetting that children need to eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923366
How can they even compete with other monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923366
They are silly creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923366
I get hopelessly aroused by elves, it makes me want to impregnate every single elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923371
When are we going to get more of her and her delicious thighs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923372
Wights would do no such thing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923381
Hopefully when Monorus ever feels compelled to draw more of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923377
impregnate chocolate elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923371
fuckinggggg unnnfnffffnfnfnfnfffffffff

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923362
>Undead
>mothers

Shit makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923397
I did say every single elf, didn't I?

There may be some exceptions, though.

[Anonymous No.]

I live in an area that is very humid and muggy, especially this time of year. What is a monster girl that could help to keep me comfortable cool all year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923372
A monstergirls innate maternal nature would override that, and it's not like MGE Undead can't eat the same stuff humans can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923366
Unfortunately, I have very little patience for tsuns. The Elves' mannerisms would drive me up the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923362
Follow up question:
Would anyone in this thread make a good father?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923399
Adoption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923403
Salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923399
They can either become good adoptive motherfus or:
>he doesn't know MGE Undead can get pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923399
mamonobama

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923399
Obamamana, etc.
If you ask me, MGE undead aren't real undead. They're just cold girls without heartbeats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923411
>>16923413
>Obama mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923405
There's lots of cute vanilla elves too, if you prefer.

[Anonymous No.]

This is your Dark Mage tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923436
upper left, blonde hair with blue eyes and delicious brown

[Anonymous No.]

What species is your waifu anon, and how does she differ from the base MGE profile entry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923406
God no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923450
minotaur, ankole watusi type

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923436
What's up with that empty space above the blonde ones head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923406
Maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923454
>ankole watusi
Why do these things exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923454
how horny is your waifu, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923469
because big horns are best, also they (the horns) allow for cooling in hot climates. And im a slut for cows and horns so perfection
>>16923476
more than your demon waifus puny horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923362
Of course Vampires raise good kids to be the best of the best although the eldest child seems be rebellious if he daddy wasn't an incubus yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923478
I'm tired of seeing you post the same cows over and over and over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923450
She's a Kobold in name, but she differs from the encyclopedia entry quite a bit. She's got more human like legs instead of digitigrade ones, and the fur on her arms and legs doesn't come up as far. That's just the physical differences too, she's also very smart and academically inclined, and her career choice would definitely reflect that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923478
you dont have to rub it in
she's still growing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923489
just too rub it in despite your wishes the world record horns were 8 feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923450
She doesn't even have a MGE profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923403
>>16923408
Anon, I don't think you understand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923450
I have a jub jub for a waifu, but after that one topic about wonderland girls being great at math I got really into the idea of her being in some kind of STEM field.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923450
Dragon, her scales are black and I'm not alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923495
What mg is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16922323
You do tend to go into a lot of detail after most dialogue which sometimes does drag it down. Though it should be alright since it can help someone get more into the story and help see what's going on in the scene like the shower and anal scene which was nice. Still a nice smut read and is always great to see scylla get more love from you can't wait for what you make next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923413
KC added that "undead is a living race" thing at the end of zombie's profile because he knew how stupid they were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923501
Now all I can imagine is a Jubjub in glasses and a lab coat casually giving a big important lecture class to a bunch of genius sciencey types while happily perched on her husbands dick.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923436
Top right is quite the looker. Delicious brown, beautiful golden eyes, she's just overall amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923531
Fuzzy little strumpet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923531
Lewd little foxes belong in jail.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923571
Are you still the same anon who's been posting this for all these years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923574
It's different image names.
Though one might be on his phone if it is the same guy.
More than likely it's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16922911
>Eye contact succubus
Firstplace, but only by a very narrow lead. These are all very comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923438
No this is your Dark Mage tonight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16922460
It's not my fault, I like being on a collar. If doesnt make me any less of a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16922911
Goblin

Thats basically a word for word description of my ideal Gremlin girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923677
>>16923438
Well they can't BOTH be my dark mage... r-right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923683
I guess it's time for a wizards duel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16922610
I'd like doing this with a shortstack. Ain't nothing better than reminding one of their place by kabedonning them.

I want a doraf now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923688
That sounds cool.
And very lewd.
Coolewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16922911
This is not fucking fair. If I had to pick it would be between the succubus, the demon or the Kitsune. I'm going to have to say succubus though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923688
If I hypothetically had a Dark Slime sorceress waifu, I would hope she was arch-rivals with the Dark Mage who lived in the tower in the swamp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923406
No. I definitely would not.

But I can learn! And that's the fun in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923497
Sandworms hurt my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923707
Sounds very fun. And they're both married to different husbands who just watch the fireworks, literally, from a distance on lawnchairs sippin brewskis.
Dibs on the Dark Mage.

[Anonymous No.]

Is your waifu immortal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923724
Aren't all MGs technically "immortal"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923450
Crow Tengu. She's like the profile, only taller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923733
No.
And don't assume I'm talking about MGE exclusively either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923737
Ok, just saying.

In that regards then no. She's not very powerful nor is she undead or has some sort of life ever lasting power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923724
Whats a Slimes average lifespan I wonder? Probably not very long in retrospect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923749
How long does hair gel last?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923722
I would help my waifu with her nefarious schemes. Prepare yourself, lest our lewd magic overtake you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923761
Fufufu... so that's how you think it'll be, eh...
Chuuni couple posing intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923776
Lord help me because I still think Dark Mage is a copout for a Monstergirl
But
Gat
DAMN that literal everything. LIke literally every single thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Veronica.

[Anonymous No.]

Magic sucks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923749
I think think they probably live a long time

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923801
>Magic not being awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923798
What a cute little murder machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923749
Monster mojo allows Slimes to have decent lifespans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923812
In MGE. But we weren't talking about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923724
Well my waifu is from MGE, so I'm not just going to shove in the Mamono mana excuse or the undead excuse or any of that.

I'd say weighing things up, considering that pre-DL her species were a God. I'd say that possibly she is immortal. Possibly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923826
>pre DL god

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923826
))<>((

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923830
Yes.

>>16923833
If you're getting at what I think you're getting at, then yes, yes very much so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923834
That's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923807
>tfw when you will never be a healslut for cow party
>mighty minotar barbarian who makes you massage her sore muscles after a battle
>wise hakutaku mage who helps you learn better healing magic
>sneaky holst rogue who regularly gifts you magic trinkets which may or may not have actually been paid for

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923839
I think it's hot anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923849
What do you think it is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923854
Bung hole spreading?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923846
Cow party sounds nice, specifically that Minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk

[Anonymous No.]

The best way to not be raped is to sink yourself so far into human territory that no even the lilims would notice you.
then just be joe normalguy.
Besides, its not like monsters will go to those lengths for someone they've never met?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923846
>sneaky holst rogue
Not with all that shameful useless meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923884
Until a spy corrupts a human girl and they rape you. Or the spy rapes you, or make it easier or the army to invade so they can rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923890
It's perfect for non-lethal takedowns though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923890
Maybe her equipment allows her to engage in tactical sneaky action.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923884
Yeah, because of course I don't want to be raped and claim by a succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923890
Yeah, if you want a sneaky rogue you need a mouse. They're designed for it essentially, as long as there aren't any baited traps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923884
Depends
In Non MGE stories sometimes monsters tend to look for "destined ones" and will travel all over the world for centuries looking for him.

For MGE you could just forge some headcannon bullshit. like having a magictec satellite made by gremlins to track men down

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923884
How will I find a spider though?

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never snuggle up with your waifu on a cold rainy night and just talk until you both pass out under the comfy covers.
>No sex, just generally enjoying each other's presence.
Ha ha the lack of intimacy in my life is slowly killing me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923918
>spoiler
>YWN be able to experience bliss by holding your waifu.
>YWN just have entire days of cuddling and embrace
Haha, I haven't felt love in all my life,
yet every time i think about her there's a feeling i have never felt. I think about her more than everything because of this blissful feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923901
I wouldn't want a succubus. To boring
This does bring up a good question, if people went out to get the monsters they wanted, wouldn't that annoy other monsters?

>20 men have all thrown themselves into a arachne web
>entire campsites outside of dragon caves
>more campsites outside of lich houses with men asking for undead wives, or just the lich herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923929
Once again, that isn't the assumption of people living in the world of MGE. The guide is written in at least some way to also give advice to people on what to look out for in Monstergirls so they don't get captured. The humans of MGE are a long way away (by and large at least) from going out and looking for monstergirls to marry, barring some far flung places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16922329
Looks like a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923929
Succubus are pretty bland compared to other MGs, but I would love one. Becuse at the end of the day, she is a monster girl.

But yeah, it's sad there's not enough of people's favourite MGs to go around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923938
I know, I just thought it was funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923724
That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons even death may die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923946
That's why you waifu a less popular girl. Even if they're uncommon, you won't have much competition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923951
Dragonfags would have it the worst.
Dragons are both popular AND rare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923929
>All this for the popular girls
>Succubus crying in her house with a bottle of alcohol and a werewolf for company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923957
Succubi would be popular among people not into monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923957
I'd hug her and tell her she's special to me.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to make a common tier girl feel special. I'm going to waifu a succubus and nobody can stop me from treating her like a goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923957
Speak for yourself.
I want a Succubus. Sex is fucking great. And Succubus are top tier at sex. Plus I like the aesthetic of demony wings and horns and the tail while still having hot normal female bodies.
I'd be all over the succ girlfriend life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923957
Why a werewolf? there getting popular latly with the growing kobold hate
A real ignored girl would be something like that panda one or possibly hornet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923971
Kobold hate? Nah I like kobolds. They're cute. So are werewolves and Hornets. All great girls, especially werewolves though, they're top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923957
Succubi are the literal gateway drug into MG's from both a meta and an in world explanation of the lore. They're the "anime for people who don't know what an anime" is of monstergirls. Tame enough to not scare people away and just intriguing enough to get people more interested in the freaky stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923963
>Most anons fight each other to get rare and powerful waifu's
>They all take years before even having the chance to see such a monster girl
>Meanwhile another Anon married the first Succubus he met
>They lead a perfect couple life together
>A few years later the daily sex and love showering make her level up to an Arch-Succubus strong enough to rival most powerful species
>The rest of the anons are still waifuless and fighting among each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923989
Meanwhile random anons who attained the mythical powers of being sociable AND good at talking to other people are drowning in MG bachelorettes.

On a side note are some people here really that bad at socializing? I'm not good at it all but some of them seem like they'd break down if they'd try to say "have a nice day" to people they passed by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923987
>Succubi are the literal gateway drug into MG
Nah, I'm pretty sure that would be cat/dog girls. They are much more frequent in normal media since they are family-friendly unlike succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923989
>Arch Succubus
She'd give new definition to the word 'Hourglass'.
She'd be a master of every single fetish, even ones no one's thought of yet.
The perfect balance of cute comfy stuff and crazy, ball draining, cockmilking sex with her husband's extremely enhanced package.
Sounds perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>Married to a Kitsune who's the head of one of the most prolific crime families in the country
>Go with a couple of her underlings to pick up a cake for her surprise party
>She happens to see the three of you in a car together
>You had told her that you were stopping off at a friend's home
>She decides to follow you and sees them drop you off at a car park, where you get in your car and drive home
>She waits a short while before coming home herself
>She's absolutely livid, but is trying to hide it
>Asks you how your friend is doing
>Tell her he's doing alright, but you're home early because his wife wanted the whole family to go to lunch
>Her anger is peaking
>She snaps, grabs you by the neck and demands to know why you lied to her
>Try to come up with a quick excuse, but she cuts you off with a snarl of "I saw you."
>You have a deer in headlights moment as you try to decide whether or not you can maneuver your way out of this, or if it's best to spill the beans
>She decides for you and shouts for someone to bring her the girls she saw you with
>She tells you that if you're going to stick your hand in the cookie jar, she's just going to get rid of the cookies
>You give in, knowing she's serious
>You tell her everything
>Her demeanor instantly changes, she's red with embarrassment, hugging you and telling you that she's sorry

[Anonymous No.]

You guys make me want to find that story with the Succubus in a bar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924002
Well I' not terrible, but I'm not good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924015
Then do it. Think of it as an adventure of sorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924002
There's some really close to the bottom of the barrel people here.
It gets annoying when it's so ad nauseam and people at least kept it more to themselves in older times

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924018
Pretty much every other writefag has a succubus story, this is gonna take a while.
The only thing that rings a bell is that she rants about other monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to start imagining your waifu's family tree? Because a Scottish accented Demon being the daughter of a monster world refugee and then amassing a fortune and having an RP english accented daughteru who marries a Cockney accented man and has a child who inherits both accents is a nice way to make her feel realer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923989
This

You can make an ara ara powerful sex goddess from succubi, you just need to love them.

>>16924002
>spoiler

I know damn well I wouldn't be able to talk to a monster girl. That's why I like the idea of them taking interest in me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924015
I should write a succubus story aswell

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924039
I knew I should have figured you were a Brit based on your posting times.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of arch succubus, profile when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923372
>forgetting that children need to eat.
That's wurm tier, anon. Don't be stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924006
>Arch Succubus' husband is a breast man
>Holstaurs cry when she saunters by, massive breasts wobbling heavily in front of her
>He's also an ass man
>Cheshires lose their smug when they see her sashay out of the bar packing more junk than any trunk could properly hold
>Even Kejs can't help but be impressed by her extra long voluminous hair
The key is, you have to work for it.
>>16924049
Hopefully not too far from soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924039
I imagine she's got a hot accent, demonfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924041
To be honest I'm kind of relationship and sex averse. I can't relate to people who can spot random persons off the street and say "that person is my type." Outside of porn to satisfy myself I really don't feel any sense of longing or need of companionship ever. The appeal of mg's to me is the fact they openly and completely embrace their sexuality and desires for a significant other, feelings that I have barely felt strongly about.

It'd be nice to know what their love is, and for them to show me. I hope they don't hurt me, no more.

Wow, typing this made me realize I sound more like an asexual Automaton than an MG robutt.

[Anonymous No.]

Please guys, you're making me want to waifu a succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924064
Yup, but it's fine anon, we're all different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924070
We can't convince a starving tick to drink our blood, much less influence your taste in women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924031
It's from Beast, He has a thing for succubi..

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924048
Nice guess but no, my sleep schedule's just fucked.

>>16924060
RP english when she's normal, but she slips into her dad's cockney when she either gets tired or drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924058
That's fucking hot anon. Succubi are actually worth while and the best part is that you work for it. Damn succcubi are more than just vanilla average rapists.

Although, I like Cheshires and holsts for their other features aswell. But I guarantee my mind would go blank seeing an arch succubus who loves me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924077
Aww for a second there I thought I had another britbong anon. No worries.

>cockney drunk demon

That sounds adorable. Although it probably sounds weird having that try to seduce you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924079
What would your Succubus look like after decades on decades of slowly changing as she turns into an Arch succubus? How would her body match your perfect fetish ideal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924091
Definitely hourglass with a nice plump butt and large breasts. Really just like that anon said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923489
>Have to give her horn rubs every night similarly to how you'd massage a growing loli's breasts.
>It feels so good her mouth is often left slack and drooling.
>End up making it a nightly thing where you use her horns like handlebars and rub them gently while she deepthroats you
Hot. Kind of wish my waifu had horns. Maybe she can make wight ghost horns for this scenario. And Wight ghost wings for wing hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924109
That sounds fucking lewd anon. I want it. And I love my waifu's everything, but having horns and handlebars would be great, they'd have so many uses from gentle rubbing to grabbing and making her deepthroat me.

There's gotta be some sort of potion for this out there, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924096
Would you have a serious dilemma when you come in your room and she's laid sprawled out on the bed in nothing but lacy negligee, telling you you can start anywhere you like, and subsequently being unable to choose because its all just so damn good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924117
>There's gotta be some sort of potion for this out there, right?
Godspeed anon. I'm just going to hedcanon that my elf-wight can materialize etherial monstrous aspects, be it claws to rend souls, wings to carry us both aloft, or horns to make giving head that much better.

i can't think of any functional reason for her to materialize an etherial tail though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924126
This a dilemma with all MGs, but a girl so perfect as arch succubus. I think it would take a good few minutes and a whiteboard so I can weigh up everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924136
You know that actually sounds pretty good and makes a lot of sense. Wights being able to do that.

Although considering they're ghost aspects, when you grab those horns, they're going to send jolts of pleasure through your body like a pair of electrodes. It'll be just as pleasurable for you as it is for her.

Lucky elf-wight man. Do everything with her, anon! So many possibilities!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924085
Anon, I think you underestimate how rock fucking solid accents get my boner.
It doesn't help that she's a cuddlebug drunk and my lap is her favorite seat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924137
>Wheel out a whiteboard as she giggles into the back of her hand, laying on her front with her hug breasts pillowing out and lazily kicking her feet up and down as she watches you weigh your options
>Tell her you need further observation and she giggles some more, standing up and lewdly gyrating her body, turning it slowly in a full circle, giving you an enticing show
>Suppressing a raging hard on, take out a measure line and size up her various sexy parts as she rolls her eyes and temptingly brushes her fingers against your cheek as you do so, whispering how horny she is and how she can't wait much longer to have your dick in her wherever you choose
>When she's finally done torturing you, she simply magics off all your clothes in an instant and sultrily walks back into bed, spreading herself out yet again and beckoning you forward with a finger, saying its best if you just figure it out as you go
A best.

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>>16924011
yanfox a cute. A CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if you want a /fit/ powerful Succubus, all you have to do is spike paladin-chan's drink with some Succubus essence
It goes without saying that you'll have to take full responsibility for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924151
Anon you need to stop being I'm getting diamonds beyond the actual strength of diamonds. Fuck I really want a succubus now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924156
Bah, Paladin-chan this, Paladin-chan that. I'd rather have Assassin-chan who's already on board with some kinky stuff to take the next logical step into monsterdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924140
Also I just realized the functional purpose behind an ethereal ghost-tail. What else will I pull when I fuck her from behind?

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>>16924169
Assassin-chan don't turn into a succubus tho. She turns into a Kunoichi. Which is amazing.

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>>16924171
That is a good purpose now I think about it, roughing it up and pulling something while you rough pound from behind is hot.

>spoiler

You could always pull on a set of magic gem anal beads

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924179
Those would just pull out though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924186
Good point, maybe the tail is best to pull on. I'd pull on my waifu's tail a bit.

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>>16924177
>She's totally into it and aggressively rapes you from the shadows whenever possible
>Frankly, the girl was a fiend before too, so the only thing that really changed was the frequency and ability
>Body thick and lewd as can be, pussy can vice milk you like it were master designed for it, she's quickly gaining great mastery of her tail and of shadow magics for lewdness
>She IS, however, concerned about her extensive (very extensive) dagger collection
>Wants you to look into seeing if they can be converted to Demon Realm silver
>You know if you do she's just going to use them all on you in kinky 'violent' sex
>The scariest part is you're starting to think you want that

[Anonymous No.]

What is it that makes ギャルs so appealing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924225
They're from the same planet as men.

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>>16924205
>You know if you do she's just going to use them all on you in kinky 'violent' sex
Why do I get the feeling that she would wait for you to go to bed sneak up on you and "cut" your throat and then fuck you.

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>>16924177
Kunoichis are too lewd
They can teleport behind you at any time and give you a surprise kiss on the neck, no one can survive that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924234
Oh dear lord that would scare the living shit out of me.
I bet she like seeing me panic when she does that.

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>>16924233
Because that's exactly what she'd do.
She'd even leave the demon silver knife lodged in your throat and plunge her tongue so far in your mouth she could actually lick the edge of it while mounting you.
Demon Silver weapons man. How do they work? Lewdly.
>>16924234
>>16924244
>Suddenly feel a presence with a rush of wind behind you
>A ghastly whisper reaches your ears
>"Taste... my kissu! Chu~"
>A quick peck on your neck and a girlish giggle, then of course when you turn to look there's no one there
Damn ninjas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924233
>Eviscerates your throat with double DS daggers, red spirit energy splattering everywhere
>Dips her hands in it and runs it along her face and upper body as she cowgirls you
Hello boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924244
>Anon gets scare jumped by a Kunoichi on a daily basis
>He thinks she is doing this because she enjoys his reactions
>Little does he know, it's actually her way of courting him by showing off her skills

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924262
>Anon is once again approached from out of nowhere while walking home from work by his Kunoichi friend (friend? Weird but cute person he knows?)
>After of course getting over the initial shock she hands him a specialized inhaler
>Asks her what in the world this is for
>She calmly states that his breathing patterns while sleeping indicate a mild form of sleep apnea and that this device should help him not wake up at 2AM, ensuring greater restful sleeps
>He stares blankly and awkwardly thanks her while looking down at the inhaler
>...Wait a minute, how the fuck does she know what happens when he's sleeping at 4-
>She's gone

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>>16924252
>She'd even leave the demon silver knife lodged in your throat and plunge her tongue so far in your mouth she could actually lick the edge of it while mounting you.
Well, hello boner my old friend.

Do you think she'd pull it out, lick the blade with my SE-blood still on it and than shove it in again and make out with me with all the SE-blod filling my mouth?

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>>16924277
She's the best. She want's the best for you but don't know how to show it.
I wonder how long she takes the advise of a succubus and "assassinates" you? All of that pent up lust and love is going to make for one hell of a night.

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>>16924295
All I know is, when she finally does 'assassinate' you, she'll remove her bra and panties with only a little ceremony and fuck you with precision and skill unlike anything imaginable.
Then when you've got her in lotus position, you'll lean forward, and her breathing will get quick and panicked as you slowly bring a finger up to the edges of her mask, gently tugging on it to bring out her lips to kiss, which when you do will give her the biggest, most intense orgasm she'd ever experience

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>>16924283
Absolutely, While her other hand furiously stabs you in the chest and side again and again and again with another matching DS dagger and her hips go crazy on you in 'blood'lust
Its the thrill of the kill anon, and she wants to see it all spill forth from every part of you in a beautiful sea of red.
Every part of your body would feel seething pleasure in copious amounts, your head dizzy with orgasmic bliss as she bathes in your spirit energy like a deranged animal, licking it off of you as she weakly uses what strength she has left to try and pump her hips just a bit more and occasionally throwing out another weak stab into your side before finally passing out on top of you.
The next morning she'll make the biggest breakfast in bed imaginable and even her lewd and kinky self will be a bit tentative over how overboard she went.
That is... unless you liked it.

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>>16924326
She's perfect in every way. I need all of this.

>That is... unless you liked it.
You're damn right I liked it. I loved it! I would ask her to do it again and again... ones I've recovered.

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>>16924307
Unmasking a Kunoichi is the same as asking her in marriage
The legend says that if a man cums inside a Kunoichi as he unveils her, pregnancy is assured

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>>16924363
If I pull that mask off, would she die?

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>>16924307
>Kunoichi lips are hyper sensitive because of wearing their mask nigh 24/7
That's a cute idea actually. Once you're married you could totally use that to tease her.
>>16924361
Then it sounds like the start of a beautiful relationship.
Just be prepared when she comes home one day beaming and when you ask why she's so happy she holds up a hand with five demon silver kunai held between her fingers and breathes out a "Run."

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>>16924379
It would be extremely pleasurable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923497
>>16923718
Sandworms are too pure for this world

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>>16924384
>Ex-assassin Kunoichi turns her husband into a masochist slut who gets hard whenever she brings new weapons home
This is messed up in a good way

>>16924389
Sandworms are top tier protective waifu
They'd also make great yanderes if they weren't so innocent and gentle

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>>16924385
She is not really big girl

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>>16924384
Ah, The thrill of the hunt.I would love that. And when she catches me she'd just stab me, tare off my clothes and gore me with her weapons while fucking me. Licking the blood off me while ridning me cow girl. She would probably use her tail as a weapon aswell.
I bet she would "poison" me aswell, waiting for it to take effect and then rape me.

>>16924398
Becoming a masochist slut for a Kunoichi would be a dream come true.

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>>16924401
She's a shortstack for you

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>>16924429
Isn't this a way of calling a man a giant if she's a normal sized kunoichi?

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>>16924429
A shortstack Kunoichi would be too awkward and clumsy to be stealthy

Would you fake not noticing a shortstack Kunoichi attempting to assassinate you even though she fell from the ceiling dropped a whole bunch of kunais which made enough noise to wake up the entire neighborhood?

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>>16924443
So what you're saying is that he's a big guy?

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>>16924448
That would be hilarious to see happen.

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>>16924452
For her.

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>>16924459
>A normal sized Kunoichi with big breasts and big thighs meets a huge man.
>He towers over her, almost twice her size.
>She gets the order to assassinate him
>Tries to
>He notices her before she could do it
>Effortlessly lifts her up and call her a
silly shortstack
>Decides to fuck her since she tried to assassinate him
>She planed for this and coated the insides of her pussy with poison.
>They get married some time after.
>He always calls her shortstack and she retorts with "Hmph, for you"

[Anonymous No.]

Your maid loves you, let her know you love her too.

[Anonymous No.]

What's up with all of the sudden ninja love?
Are they infiltrering us or something?

[Anonymous No.]

What about slapping more tails on other types of monster girls?
A Dragon with 2, a Kunoichi with 6, a Tanuki with 9.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924508
Manticores with more than one tail are a silly thing.

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>>16924508
Salamander with 3 tails.
How would that even work?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a shortstack tomboy tsundere like that one doraf in the Granblue anime.

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>>16924499
I need a spider maid who treats me poorly and knows she won't get fired for it because I'm in love with her

>>16924508
I thought people loved multi-arms girls, not multi-tails
Though two tails can be cute, just look at Nekomata

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>>16924502
Someone threw a fit in the last thread about people Kunoichis not getting any attention, I guess it reminded anons that succuninjas existed.

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>>16924502
Their perception filters malfunctioned and suddenly everyone is aware of them again.

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>>16923989
What are my odds of getting a Tanuki.
I want to know the opportunity cost of searching.
Has anyone made a spreadsheet for this yet?

[Anonymous No.]

Current status on Kunoichis? A cute? Shit? Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924499
I want to love a Kikimora. But I want a Kikimora to love me back, even if I'm a lazy slob with no ambition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924588
Kunoichis are and always have been great
All Sucubus-type girl suffer from the popularity of Demons and other more flavorful species

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924499
I'm contractually obligated to love my Yeti maid, she tries her best with her big paws

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>>16924608
She can assassinate me any day.

All succubi, demons and demon realm girls are olev. I wouldn't mind living a life of pure pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok so dragonia book when? Also isn't it held in an "alternate universe"?

>tfw even when the portals open, you will never be surrounded by beautiful dragons who are still out of your league

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924632
Never since SSE isn't interested in "alternate universE" material.

[Anonymous No.]

https://a.pomf.cat/ipwegx.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924637
I swear if I see that meme loving fuck one more time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924637
>Chenshire

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>>16923929
>dragons fags are beta orbiters

Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924653
Honk honk, motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924637
I'd love a Cheshire who spouts shitty memes and bullies me at every given chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924637
>meme cat with literal assburgers
Just kill me.

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>>16924015
I liked the one where the succubus had aura-dar that was guaranteed to find not your One true love, but a statistically likely spectrum of nearby targets.
Also that it was a succubus. Not a gremlin or tanuki or anything.
Just a very plain and sexually frustrated young woman whose sales pitch is that she's literally the best match you will find on this continent.

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>>16923989
>Date a MG.
>She's constantly teasing me about how animalistic she is.
>Every time we fuck, she asks me how good Wolf pussy feels.
>Asks if I like it when she growls.

Is this a good fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to meet a Cheshire who is doing the THICC meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924225
>ywn survive the apocalypse cozily with your roach gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924530
Sturm is the cutest.
I'm glad I have her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924705
I really should start playing it.

But yeah Sturm is very cute. I'd love to pick her up.

[Anonymous No.]

Not a new Jabberwock, this was actually made when she was first released, back in 2014! However, it sorta slipped through the cracks, so here it is now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924690
Whatever that fetish is, I have it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924692
>Cheshire so extreme that her friends are weirded out
>Purposfully got herself overweight to mock fatfags for liking fatties and to irritate everyone else by misusing the term thick, plump, and chubby

What has science done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924717
This is the perfect body. You may not like it. But this is the female at peak fertility.

Seriously though it's the perfect body

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924719
Can I still hit on her and tell her I love her body? Or will she just bully me and call me a fat fag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924723
Everything about her is perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924729
She'll bully you, call you a fatfag, and probably start following you so she can keep it up, popping up in you lap just to shout 'Fat Cat Ass' before pinning you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924690
> Erection expands the bulbus glandis and ties the two Wolves together; thus coitus is
achieved. Once coitus is achieved, the female's vaginal sphincter muscles tighten around the male's bulbus glandis to hold it firm as she pulls forward, triggering ejaculation of semen into the uterus. In the initial 30-50 seconds of the tie, the male deposits only clear semen until orgasm is achieved. During the initial 30 seconds or so of orgasm, a cloudy, somewhat thicker, sperm bearing semen is ejaculated; thus insemination is achieved. After insemination the semen returns to a clear state, but continues to pump forth until the end of the tie, which may last up to 35 minutes.

PUFFY
VULVA

[Anonymous No.]

>Seduced by a Wolf MG.
>Actively hits on you, playing up her animal side.
>Teases you about how turned on you are.
>Draws things out rather than raping you immediately, because you're both enjoying it.
>The actual sex is loud enough that the police get called.
>They don't show up. That kind of thing happens all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924389
I wanna teach a sandworm how to read and write!

Because her anatomy, she most likely would never been able to attend a school. It'd be difficult since any form of paper wouldn't last too long inside of her, but I still would give it a shot.

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>>16924690
>>16924738
>>16924751
I remember some bit from KC's lore that in addition to expanding dong, one of the effects of incubization is multi-minute orgasms.
Can a wolfu grant you 35 minutes of cumming in leg lock while she tonsilfucks you with her tongue? This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924736
Your waifu is indeed very cute. Very good example of a big soft girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924737
Damn thicc Cheshires! What happens when she pins me though?

[Anonymous No.]

Today was a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924756
Sandworms are real cuties. They have a smile worth protecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924778
Today was my birthday. Sadly I didn't wake up to my waifu, but it's ok because the day isn't over and she can still appear at my door! Then she can hug me and tell me she loves me.

This is going to be the best birthday ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924791
Congratulations on being one year closer to the grave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924775
You try not to lose feeling in your legs.
This is a meme thick Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924770
I need this. I need it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924795
I don't care if she crushes your body, just as long as I get meme thicc phat cat ass on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924770
>tonsilfuck
>tonsil
What the FUCK ANON
NO
NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924793
Thanks anon, but that doesn't really make me feel happy.

>>16924800
It does sound pretty hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924802
Tonsils remind of tonsil stones. That shit can fuck right off holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924798
Well good luck, we're talking extra big here
She'll start to panic if you go quiet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924786
>They have a smile worth protecting
More like they'd be protecting your smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924807
I want it to be painfully thicc. I may even pretend to be quite just to have her panic, then I can surprise her with a kiss and "I love you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924812
don't you mean
we protect eachothers smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924812
Stop pushing your fantasies onto others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924806
>Tonsilloliths are a thing that happens
Well, today I learned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924812
True, but it's your responsibility as a husband to protect her emotional smile.

[Anonymous No.]

So i just saw the mist by stephen king. Fuck spiders and fuck those flying things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924817
But anon this can't be! If you protect ypur waifu's smile she'll be too happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924806
Lucky I haven't had any problems with my tonsils whatsoever.

I want my wolf wan to tongue rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923502
Hello my brother from another mother.
>>16924825
Fun fact: The Mist happened because some dumb fuck hit the Dark Tower with a hammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924825
I'm not always a King fan, but the inspiration for Half-Life is one of his better ideas.
Dat ending in the film version though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924825
>you will never helplessly watch as your friend is dragged into the murk, your last memories of him being the giggles, squelches, and moans as he's tenderly molested by a tentacle girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924814
Hey, I did say meme tier, she's gonna be big and heavy.
Shes also gonna pout when you trick her like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924835
>And then no one believes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924835
Ara ara, sure you don't want to join him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924837
>fuckin out-of-towners

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924816
More like that, yes. My sandworm waifu protects me from outside dangers, sometimes a little too much. And I protect her from being lonely inside her shell. It's a win-win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924842
D'aww. Do we have any other Sandworm stories than Spaceworm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924835
>your waifu will never lay her eggs under your skin until your skin bursts and you bleed out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924842
>comfyworm
noice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924831
I woke up now to say hello, brother. Black dragons with tans going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924842
Does she generate spice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924851
No, bad.
That's what happens when you fall in love with the old tooth-spiders.
The new ones have mamonobama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924849
Not that I'm aware of.

>>16924857
That's a secret anon. Only the husbands of sandworms know if they do or not,

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924860
Here's a secret only husbands of Liches know. What's she's like behind closed doors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924853
>Black dragons with tans
I wish, but I haven't been able to get a tan last year and probably won't this year either. Goddamn global wanking has left the Ryus all mixed up and the summers are all rainy and dark.
>>16924860
>Not that I'm aware of
I know there's a story called Walk Without Rhythm but I don't remember who wrote it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923846
I have a, pretty chunni, fantasy like that, where I the Holstaur teaches me the culinary arts, the Hakutaku teaches me the mental arts, and the Minotaur teaches me the martial arts, we go around as a traveling as a small mercenary party, solving problems where ever we go, all three of them would be my wives and their milk would have different effects, like the Holstaur's would increase vitality and stamina, the Minotaur's milk would have a big boost to energy and raw physical strength, the Hakutaku's would help with studying and retention while also boosting magic. To outsiders I would be known as The Matador, but to my wives I would be known as The Bull.

I'm pretty fucking tired right now so this is like half of my thought train about this, suffice to say its chunni, and milky, and cow filled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924842
Anon I beg your waifu is adorable

You have patrician taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924864
Looking back I really got tanned on those last two years. I'm a human with a tan and monster girls with that fetish would come to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924836
Well then she's getting a Eskimo kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924889
I'm jealous, sunbathing used to be the second best part of summer, right after swimming.
>>16924891
Fucking unf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924860
Are the husband's eyes glowing blue within blue?

Is he folding space?

>>16924879
Holstaur - Druid
Hakutaku - Wizard
Minotaur - Fighter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924793
There is no set date for grave. Each birthday marks one complete year of successful evading of Mr. Rattle Bones.

[Anonymous No.]

I would give up my hopes and dreams to be a footstool. Does that make me a bad person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924898
>Druid
I want a Night elf druid, only instead of turning into a litera cat, bear, seal or eagle, she turns into a werecat, grizzly, selkie or harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924908
It doesn't make you bad, but it doesn't make you a person either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924916
I am okay with that. My hopes and dreams were never going to come true anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924894
What sucks is that I just got it by going out a lot, so my chest and leg are whiter than the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924898
>Are the husband's eyes glowing blue within blue?
>Is he folding space?
All highly guarded secrets anon. The only way you'll ever find out is if you become a sandworm's husband yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924908
No, because you know want to be wanted. I recommend aiming higher, like being a chair.

>>16924910
It sounds like you want a doppelganger or some other shapeshifter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924898
Yeah that seems right, I'd of course be the Knight and them calling me their knight in shinning armor would never fail to fluster/arouse me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924922
Well that's hardly a tan at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924927
>It sounds like you want a doppelganger or some other shapeshifter.
I thought it sounded like I wanted an elf druid

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924927
>want to be wanted
That's not too much to ask, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924931
Well it's not like I wanted to get it. It just happened.

[Anonymous No.]

How many fellow writefags still alive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924947
Well I at least worked on mine for hours and hours and days and days.
>>16924950
I'm here but I'm not actually doing anything. Too much going on. Sorry. I'll try harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924950
I write stories. Writing stories is fun. And I hope to write many many more in the future!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924950
I'm alive, but my current status is "bummer, man."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924889
Which monstergirls would have a fetish for each skin pigmentation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924950
http://i.imgur.com/IiVL3mp.jpg
I'll probably be dead by this evening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924950
I'm not alive, but I'm here. This coffin sure is comfy though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924953
Mine was a process of three years pretty much, so while it many have not been much, one hour and a half under the sun everyday does give you some color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924962
Please don't, I hear Charon's been practicing her Caramel-dancing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924960
Now that is a hard question. It's one of those things that would just vary through each individual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924960
>implying they would like anything but fantasy not-european or fantasy not-japanese white

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924964
Shut the damn lid, there's a draft!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924979
Only if she lets me climb in with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925001
69ing in a coffin?

[Anonymous No.]

Post Waifus cuddling with their sleepless husbands, using DE to stretch out every minute so they both get 8 hours of sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924879
>Holst milk for strong bones
>Mino milk for strong muscles
>Taku milk for strong brains

[Anonymous No.]

>>16922310
Without doubt, even better if they are embarrassed by their size!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924950
Classes are ending, so I have soon excess time.

Penguin-triplets are still waiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925014
I don't think I have such a thing to post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925014
words cannot express how badly i want in that hammock

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925005
Stop! You're making the vampires flustered!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925015
Exactly, I want to be super hero levels off their milk and training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925005
Hard core, handholding, eye contact locking, shoulder kissing, neck nibbling snugglefucking in a coffin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925014
That would be very helpful with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925023
>>16925028
We're going to put this coffin on a ship and we're seeing how the rocking of the sea will affect the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925028
>>>/d/egenerate

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925020
Then how am I supposed to be awake for class tomorrow? I have a paper draft to submit!

>>16925021
Holy shit. She could be one of the comfiest things I've ever seen. I'm Waifuing her immediately, if she hasn't already done that to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924891
Gonna get cuddled by the cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925028
Anon a coffin is too restrictive for those kind of lewd activities!

[Anonymous No.]

> New Monster Musume OVA sub'd
> Thread on /a/ closed

Damnit.

The card at the end needs capturing and translation STAT. Its got a Scorpion Girl! Mosquito, Mothgirl, and a Killer Bee girl! NEED TO KNOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925014

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924978
What if some like delicious brown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925053
I'm claiming that Killer bee and nobody can stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924950
I'm around, but mostly greentexting and bullshitting. I've had several short stories in the works for a while now, but I haven't actually finished anything this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925053
>Want Scorpion Waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925048
It's the perfect size to stick close and tight together, what are you talking about? All that can be done by holding one another close

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925064
>that itty bitty moth
way 2qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925064
>pincer hands
She's got to be clumsy. I hope breaking plates doesn't make her sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925064
Im going to stick that little moth on my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924637
> Jon and Garfield style relationship between anon and a cheshire
Why do I like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925069
She's for protecting, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925064
Would be better if Scorpion Waifu had pedipalps that were her pincers and had normal chitinous arms like Rachnera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925054
Jabberwockies are perfect for cuddling and extremely kinky sex. Will she mind that my favorite Wonderland girl is Trumpart Ace?

If you didn't take anything seriously, you could have a lot of fun there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925077
Trumparts are good depending on which one we are talking about and wockers are the kinkiest, so it is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925075
qt moths are always for protecting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUKo8LffJow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925077
Was that a femanon or just RP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925077
Remove this fucking image right now. You're making me cry and I'm jealous I don't have this with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925064
We need translations. NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924637
I kek'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925091
RP, likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925077
Wockers are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924950
I am alive, i'm just dead inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925077
>that image
I could go for some of that, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925077
Anyone have that link otherchan link where femanons discussed which mgs they'd like to monsterize into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925113
With a rogue elf like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925122
>rogue
Rude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925001
But it would be cramped in there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924950
I'm alive. My mother passed away and kinda lost my writing muse for a while though to depression. Working on getting it back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925119
Girls who monsterize into werewolves, succubi and dark mages are good in my book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925124
>Loli
Not that cramped then

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924979
Honey I just had a terrible dream. Mind if we sleep together?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a shirt with this. Just this. Her laying happily on my chest. For... reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925124
I bet I could resist being cramped up in a coffin with a lolivamp and her perfect petite little body, unlike you dirty lolicons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925119
Sound like good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925077
>randomly started crying
What a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925134
As far as waifuism goes that's pretty fucking pathetic, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925134
That look on her face is too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

I am a big sucker for vampires,they can be both very elegant gentle waifus or wild fugging beasts during full moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925134
Most of you do. Not me though. I want Lala on my shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925145
>mfw she continues scraping and licking for hours

Not greedy my ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925145
Anon. Your vamp waifu and your dhamphir daughteru are arguing again. What are you going to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925119
>tolerating 3dpd cunts
As if we need more reasons for why /monster/ is trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925155
Tell them to keep it down. I'm trying to shitpost on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925155
Find out what they are arguing about and try to solve the problem without hurting feelings?

NO IDEA WHAT TO DO

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925140
An indescribably happy faggot, who feels a level of safety I'll never know.

[Anonymous No.]

>No Waifu to protect my smile.
>Making me feel like life is worth living.

Post Waifus comforting their sad Husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925192
This image always cheers me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925167
>>16925166
This can only end in threesomes. It's the Vampire's fault for being tsundere to her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924778
>OniTengu draws new tiddies the day after I wish for him to lay off the mobage's
Oh happy day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925192
This scenario works with any smug MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925141
Isn't waifuism pathetic by default?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925192
I'd rather comfort my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925194
Oh fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925192
I just want my waifu to tell me I mean something to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925210
What? Agro a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925203
This would probably be my Waifu's reaction to seeing me. Although if she walked out of a portal, I wouldn't feel that way anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925213
Terribly cute. But... but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925217
I know, a sprained ankle is no joke. You better pamper her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925196
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925221
Mamono mana can save you from some great falls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925202
Nope, nevermind it isn't new. He's just reposting his art.
So yeah, docile Elven milkmaids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925221
>>16925227

Yeah, but mamono mana can't save you from... them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925064
And now imagining little mothgirl churring at you as she nuzzles against your cheek, her antennae twitching as she churrs away and rubs in close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925237
You lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925237
Them who? The humans and the shota well?

[Anonymous No.]

>try to read Dune to your sandworm wife
>you can practically see the question marks forming above her head as she politely stares and smiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925239
>>16925240

You know. The horrible shadows that take over your body as you kill more and more of the Colossi that eventually turn you into a withered husk all in your attempt to revive your dead waifu even though you already have a beautiful waifu at your side.

And then Argo falls to her death leaping over a bridge to get you back to her as the land itself rebels from the evil you are doing in trying to defy the gods.

And you are left withered and alone after you defeat the final colossus and die even as the pathetic human waifu you resurrected wakes up and doesn't even find your corpse to greet her.

The shadows have consumed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925253
>Argo falls to her death
>die
>pathetic human waifu you resurrected wakes up and doesn't even find your corpse to greet her

Argo survives and you become a baby. The waifu raises you on the garden above the temple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925246
How would MGs react to traditional literature about them?

i.e. reading Bram Stoker's Dracula to your Vampire waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925261
>How would MGs react to traditional literature about them?

It makes crow tengus wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925253
Replay the game, you need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925157
It wasnt a /monster/ thread. It was a separate /b/ for girls or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925234
I want to fill her with daugherus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925264
I don't think there's really any literature about crow tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925261
The Vampire might have you dress as Van Helsing and make you "stake" her until sunrise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925261
not sure, though she may demand i dress in ancient greek clothing while she hunts me inside a labryinth

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924234
>surprise kiss and hugs from the back
Holy smokes, I didn't realize how often that happened to me in High School. I just thought that's how cheery people greet each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925309
I'm guessing it's the default way of saying hello for monstergirl highschoolers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925261
I don't think sandworms would appreciate Dune a whole lot with all of the violence and cynicism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924950
I'm alive, so yeah....

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925357

>You shouldn't have gone on vacation to Egypt. The political climate was so unstable, but it had been such a lifelong dream to see the pyramids and the sphinx. All the wonders of the ancient world.
>The coming of the Monster Girls had made a lot of waves in every part of the world. Making what were already unstable regions of the world even more unstable.
>Still, you dreamed of entering the valley of the kings. You'd heard that so many strange things had taken up residence in the region, but you wanted to see them for yourself. The idea of Anubis Girls you had heard about was strangely appealing.
>You trusted a local guide to get you there. That was a terrible idea.
>There were drugs in the drink you were given. You collapse in the truck.
>When you awaken, all of your money is gone. All of your gear. You're just in your travel clothes and sitting on an empty stretch of sand.
>You look this way and that, trying to find some landmark you can head for, but there is nothing but empty sand.
>You know your chances. You prepared for this with knowledge of desert travel and survival classes. But you are alone, without resources, without water, and still bleary from whatever they drugged you with. You sigh and put the sun to your back and head to its rising. You'd reach the Nile eventually. You hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924950
Yes, slowly working on thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925397
>After what feels like miles and miles you are already desperately thirsty and the sun is beginning to set. Whatever they drugged you with left you dehydrated. They expected you to die in the wasteland.
>Suddenly you hear the sound of shifting sand, looking around you see the strangest sight.
>Dunes rumbling and shifting, as something huge moves underneath them.
>Wondering if you are hallucinating, you move to the top of a dune ridge to watch and then smile, "...When did I cross over onto Arrakis?"
>Part of you wonders if you should be afraid, but you are so thirsty and tired that it is hard to care. This might be something no one had ever seen.
>And then you see it, exploding from the sand of one dune and into another. A vast worm, its great eyes like rubies shining in the sun. Its hard scales plow into the sand and burrow deep. You try to judge the length, but you can only guess. Thirty feet? Fifty?
>To your surprise, the wake begins to rumble toward you... the idea of fleeing is ludicrous. There isn't any stone or rock here.
>The Fremen prayer comes to your mind as you see the sandworm approach, and you smile. You are such a nerd.
>"Bless the Maker and his water. Bless the coming and going of him. May his passage cleanse the world. May he keep the world for his people."
>With an explosion of sand, the sandworm explodes out of the dunes before you, and you tumble down the dune's shadow with a startled cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925401
>Sliding down into the sand the lee of the dune, the shape of the sandworm towering above you. It descends slowly, its great maw pointed toward you.
>Laying there, looking on in wonder, you watch the mouth open, and a wet, clean scent wafts out toward you. It makes your dry mouth begin to to salivate, and you lick your tongue over cracked lips.
>As the great teeth open wide over you, you see wet pinkness within. And wriggling out, a long and voluptuous tongue begins to de-- wait. Voluptuous?
>You wonder if you are going crazy. The tongue is in the shape of a beautiful woman. She drips wetly, and her breasts sway as she lowers down over you. Her sweet face is surprisingly full of concern.
>"I'm sorry! Are you alright? I didn't mean to knock you down... I was just so excited!," She smiles radiantly as she says this, giving a little shiver and wrapping her arms around herself. "You're the first person I've seen in the desert that wasn't afraid of me!"
>You try to swallow, then manage to croak, "N-not really. Got abandoned out here... left for dead... ...What are you? A Monster girl?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925397
>>16925401
>>16925403
tl;dr

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925403
>Your mind is starting to swim from your dehydration as you ask, "Can you save me? I'm so thirsty."
>Looking at first shocked then further concerned, she leans down and presses herself against you, "Its alright. I'll save you..."
>She wraps you up in a hug, so wet and warm. She presses her mouth to yours. Her kiss is sweet and loving, and as she slides her tongue into your mouth, she spreads some of her strange saliva. You swallow and it tastes incredible. She tastes, she feels incredible.
>Part of her body has wrapped around you as she snuggles you completely. Drawing you up as her head comes down.
>Part of you wonders if you're being eaten, but most of you is too lost in the kiss to care.
>The great maw comes down, swallowing you up as you are drawn in by this beautiful girl into the maw of the beast.
>She feeds you more of her fluids, and you swallow again, drinking down as you find strength in the kiss and her embrace to hold her back.
>You came to Egypt to see the wonders of the ancient world.
>You seem to have found a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925407
https://pastebin.com/DMJ40FGA

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924533
Multi arms is far less common.

[Anonymous No.]

> You go to sleep and wake up in wonderland.
> Suddenly a Cheshire cop with lickable abs stops you
> "Sir, mi mana scanner doesnt detect you from any known dimension. How did you get here?"
> "You are going to have to come back with me so I can extract a semen mana sample."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925435
Mind as well give her a mana sample and be done with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925442
> "Sir, its a semen sample, please do not argue with the authority or I will have to use force."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925445
Same thing, I would just cum inside of her and give all that I got, that means she would be getting my energy from sweat and saliva as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925435
I already fell for penis inspection day. I'm not falling for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925435
she looks like a cool big sis type

i dig it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925435
Bitch I'm from the CPT I ain't taking no shit from no 5-0

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925450
> "Sir, I can indeed confirm your mana is completely uncharted. The penalty for entering Wonderland uninvited is indefinite arrest at the home and custody of the officer that arrested you, that would be me. Please put your hands on my breasts where I can see them, you are under arrest."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925435
Beg to go with her and if I can just touch those abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925477
> "Alright sir, I will need your hands placed in a safe spot when I can see and feel them, please put your hands on my abs as we walk back to the station."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925435
Bitch I am a licensed Federal Boobie Inspector, I'm not going to be ordered around by some local, now whip out your tits so I can inspect them properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925494
So I can walk behind her with my hands on her abs all the way to the station?

Perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>ok, i'll grind your game but you'll have to show me how sex feels

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925537
>but you'll have to show me how sex feels
LEWD

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925537
Is she ok if I dress her up in a cute maid outfit? I'd promise to make her feel pleasures she's never felt in her life, we can take each other's first time

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925537
Shouldn't she be in maid school instead of playing games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925526
> "Sir, just a warning. Dont you dare to take your hands away from my abs until I order you to. Or you will get a good dose of police brutality, as this will be considered a escape attempt. That is, I will beat you up with my demon silver baton, rape you and force you to lick every inch of my abs. Then you are going to get sentenced to lifetime custody with me as your permanent jailer. You have been warned."

Geez, life sentence and police brutality for a escape attempt? Wonderland sure has harsh laws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925537
Everything she eats goes to her legs. Bless you and your taste for bottom heavy girls Barb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925537
That's what we agreed to, you grind for me I grind you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925048
No it isn't anon, it just makes it harder for her to run away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925558
Damn this Cheshire for putting me in such a difficult situation. If I keep the hands on the abs, I get to feel her abs. But if I let go she'll rape and force me to lick her abs for the rest of my life!

It's so hard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925537
Thicc Kiki thighs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925537
How is it that she hasn't experienced it already?

You'd think there'd be a whole line of anons ready to make her their personal jackhammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925558
>let's go

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925601
Kikis stay pure until they find a master

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925601
This is an fortunate "problem" at the Maid Centre. Too many men lining up to adopt a Kiki and not enough Kikis!

This is why single Kikis are encouraged to visit the maid centre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925544
It's no biggie, she just wants to know what a real cock is like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925406
Not like your attention span is very long anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925603
I hope it was worth it, she is going to give you a beating with her mamono silver baton.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire Cop :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925537
>Kiki gets addicted to vidya and starts to neglect her duties.
>Punish her by making her sit in your lap while you grope the hell out her.
>start fingering her during a boss fight.
>Make her cum which causes her to die and lose all her souls.
>Repeat process until she decides to quit playing then forcefully push her into the ground and piston her ass until she's nothing but an ahegaoing mess.
>Repeat until she gives up vidya and returns to being a proper maid.

Remember, you must keep your maids properly conditioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925407
Spectacular. You've solidified my romance for a sandworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925407
12/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925655
Would this be considered 'artificial difficulty'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925593
Dont you mean FOR YOU to run away if she gets horny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925655
>Bork Soles
traaash

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925655
So is this how I should properly treat my maid? Exactly everything like that? Sorry I'm a bit new to this whole Maid stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925537
I want to cuddle with this kiki on a couch while we watch sci-fi movies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925692
>Implying I'm the one who should be running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925435
>German Cheshire

She must tell the driest jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

Are Valkyries too pure to notice how attractive they are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925715
How will you exactly make your vampire waifu run?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925718
i prefer my warrior angers a bit darker...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925718
Maybe. I mean, they strike me as workaholics who don't think of themselves in terms of attractiveness or appeal to men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925655
>Make her cum which causes her to die and lose all her souls.
She should've had a Ring of Sacrifice equipped if she knew mastah was going to molest her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925718
This is my mommy

>>16925737
This is not my mommy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925749
>Current /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925757
Mommy stuff is mostly a /jp/ thing, and even then topics pertinent to motheru fucking predate our time on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925537
I have seen perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925655
>Can't beat a souls game while being constantly stimulated
Buddy I think your Kiki needs a heavy dose of git gud

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925435
I want to bully that cheshire!
https://a.uguu.se/ReOUvwpNgYws.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925757
You forgot the daughteru fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925537
Now we just need her gaming with a NEET Shog, and then I can use that and this as dual screen wallpapers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925749
>not wanting a dark valk mom to rape you while saying "sorry sweetie, god told me I have to do this." or something along those lines

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925471
More like I would be under a breast. Ha, that cheshire would be stuck with me and my puns. It will be a wonderful time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925784
This is mean but ultimately harmless and fairly funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925771
Just because it's old doesn't mean it isn't shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925471
Please be a cowcat.

[Anonymous No.]

would you an ancient one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925819
I have a lapcat and a cowcat. Gonna become king cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925824
She has a thigh gap, yet no ass-fangs. What a bummer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925788
Actually yes I want that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925824
I feel like I'm seeing this one all over the place.

Almost as if she's following me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925824
I would impregnate an ancient one.

I wpuld make many young ones with an ancient one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925839
You're gonna get a new onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925718
>Valkyrie takes a shower
>She walks out in the nudes with towels covering her hair
>Her apprentice Anon intensively stares at her
>She is confused for a bit then realizes what is happening
>"Anon... Jealousy is a sin, you too will be able to have a strong midriff if you follow my training seriously."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925824
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16922708
>>16922708
>>16922695
I want 40kiddies to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925824
I don't know, I prefer my girls more abominable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925844
Too pure she doesn't even know she's lewd. Now this, this is a top tier girl. Like Titania.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925840
How are you even sure ancient ones are fertile

[Anonymous No.]

So what's the order's endgame? Surely the leaders must know how life with MGs really is and how good it is. Are they just crazy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925853
>Too pure she doesn't even know she's lewd
Like a loli anubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925869
I dont, but ill rry my damndest to find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925881
>Surely the leaders must know how life with MGs really is and how good it is.
Oh child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925881
They actually don't. And they fight to survive and protect humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925881
The Order's endgame is a Hail Mary play to kill the Demon Lord. If they can do that, they can restore the old cycle. It's the only option they have since it's impossible to uncorrupt anything changed by current mamano mana.

Too bad they don't know they don't have a prayer of accomplishing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925853
Titanias are probably much worst in their obviousness
I bet they won't take a shower until you take it with them and they always insist on sitting on your lap even when all they're wearing is a loose pajama shirt
>tfw you feel the heat of your Titania's onee-san pussy on your crotch causing you to quickly grow a boner
>tfw she asks you what's that thing poking her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925850
Did someone say abominable?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925912
Who knew something could be both pure and lewd at the same time?

>>16925884
Exactly, loli Anubutts are oblivious to how delicious their bodies are. That's why I love it so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925881
IIRC the Order is literally so out of the loop they don't even know the Chief God is a female
They're that utterly oblivious to everything that's going on, or just so hard set in their ways they can't accept on even a conceptual level that Monsters could change in nature
To be fair, this is the first time things have changed like this in like, millions of years of cycles of Monster lords ascending, so its moderately understandable, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925921
Somebody better give me the baby crazed Lamia right now because I want to knock her up with all the daughterus.

She's objectively the best on there

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925925
It's different this time and it's stupid how they haven't noticed that.

Special forces MG operation to corrupt the leader of the Order when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925914
I want to kiss her on the lower mouth, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925881
>So what's the order's endgame?
You might as well ask what the current Chief God's endgame is. At that point, you might as well ask what the Chief God at the time of asking's endgoal is, since they seem to switch around like Demon Lords did before the current one.

>>16925925
I had thought it was the current Chief God and for that matter every single one up to and including the Original deceiving them, that with being 200% mad at the Demon Lord that broke the cycle of the pre-current DL tradition of everyone killing each other for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925844
CUTE.
I want to finally snap after years of serving her and beg her to either stop flashing me or marry me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925938
Current CG is just following the previous' footsteps. If humanity starts winning she'll abandon them and side with the monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925946
>If humanity starts winning she'll abandon them and side with the monsters.
If humanity starts winning she'll make sure the current DL is deposed to return things to how they were in the constant tug of war between humans and monsters back into warhammer fantasy-tier grimderp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925844
Harem Dense Valkyries need the dick so they can stop being Harem Dense.


>>16925849
Anon, they're only 40kiddies if they're being edgelords. A monstergirl flavored 40k does not an edgelord make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925952
And also, it is said that even if the current DL is deposed, the lilims are more than capable of keeping things running in her absence, so it'll be the current Chief God hunting each and every single one of them down before turning things around to the constant wars between humans and pre-DL monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925952
Someone needs to punch her in the womb.
With their dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925943
>"Well, I can't stop something I'm not doing so I'll have to marry you."

I don't think you're ready for all the responsibilities that will follow
Valkyries' husbands are among the greatest heroes the world have ever known

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925921
Luna, EZ

[Anonymous No.]

But the real question is, when will the fighting end so everyone can be happy with an MG wife and just have fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

How does one best prepare for a full moon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925958
>>16925952
Chief god and DL should wrestle to decide the fate
Show her who's boss of this gym

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925972
The day Eros gets voted to become the Chief Goddess

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925973
You don't. That's the fun part.

>>16925976
Eros working with the DemonLord to spread love when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925972
Never.

The happiness for some is to cause the unhappiness of others.

[Anonymous No.]

Theory Time:

>In the very beginning when the initial Chief God and various other gods created the world, they quickly realized how powerful humans were
>To counter humans, the Chief God created the Monsters, and the Demon Lord system
>This was intended to create a cycle preventing humans from ever advancing their civilization too far
>If humans developed too much, the Monsters would grow in power and cull them until a human was able to defeat the current Demon Lord
>With a Demon Lord dead most monsters would scramble and fight giving humans time to rebuild, until a new one is crowned
>The Chief God later "surrendered" their title and initiated a new Chief Goddess to control their post, while the Original went off to handle important boss things
>The Original has no qualms with the current Demon Lord because it ultimately serves as a distraction and keeps humanity at a nice stand still, fulfilling the original purpose of keeping humans from advancing too far
>Meanwhile the current Chief Goddess is unaware of this entire dynamic and just scrambles to fight and fucks things up
>If Humanity ever did progress too far they'd end up becoming like the Demons of Chaos and spreading themselves among the stars

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925985
Those people don't deserve happiness

whats with the surprising amount of philosophy and psychology in these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925973
Stay indoors. The last thing you want is to get pinned by a Werewolf with heart pupils outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925974
Hey buddy i think you the wrong board, /u/ is two blocks down

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925987
So like the reapers?

We break the cycle by fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925987
>Spoiler
And then, John was a Zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925992
Ｆ Ｕ Ｃ Ｋ Ｙ Ｏ Ｕ

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925415
I love this so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925952
>Lilims taking the DL's place
>Each of them altering the entirety of monster lands based on their quirks, based on who's leading at the time
It'd be both fascinating and frightening to see. Would their line of succession be the order in which they were born?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926030
>Would their line of succession be the order in which they were born?

Enjoy your permanent Wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926039
Wocks for everyone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925987
tldr

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926054
That isn't even a lot of text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926059
It's about it's quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925881
The Order leaders surely are aristocrats that know monsters dont stand for oppresion.

You can have your Order Army to force everyone to pay you.

You can be a King in a monster realm and the mamono army are not going to obey an order that will make people suffer, ruler or not.

The leaders know the moment men start defecting to monster territories, it is GG for them. They cant force the men remain either, since if they do so, the Mamono Army will be sent to liberate them. There is also the fact that slowly but surely, mamono realms keep expanding. In short, the power of wealthy aristocrats who abuse everyone is doomed to die.

So they likely dont give a shit about how good life is with mamonos, they want the Mamono Lord to be killed and monsters revert back to horrible killers so that they can preserve their own power.

So their endgame is simply to preserve their own power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926030
Please no, the OCs would turn everyone into shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925881
>So what's the order's endgame
Preventing the world from becoming Libya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926070
Does knowing that everyday the Demon Lord gains more power make the wealthy aristocrats go to sleep crying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926039
>QoH, planet Wonderland
>Druella, planet Lescatie
>Alleurd, maid cafes and idols
>Mari, planet tentacle forest
>Ilassa, it's all a gigantic desert
>Selene, global street fighter esports except it's real instead of just video games
>Victoria, [Muffled Fortunate Son playing in the distance]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925987
>humanz are so broken lol advancing so fast
Why do I see this idea being indulged so often on 4chins? Something to do with the 'nerd' culture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926079
If they're anything like your real laifu power maniacs, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926082
T-T-T-T-Trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925987
Who/what transformed monsters into monstergirls again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925973
Do Vampires gain extra strength and speed as well as heart pupils during the full moon? Pic sorta related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926050
I'm ok with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926079
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926087
Real laifu power maniacs would cry all the day if they knew their power is going to disappear and there is nothing they can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925987
Did you rewatch ttgl recently?

[Anonymous No.]

>Born a human
>Living an ok life, humanity prospering
>Building up science, solving world problems, figuring out electricity
>Suddenly our god throws bloodthirsty monsters at us for fear of us ceasing to believe him or some stupid bullshit like that
>When he could have very well just showed up every 10 years to show us he exists
>Humanity gets slaughtered like lambs down to pocket-sized societies
>Millions of lives, important discoveries and technology lost
>With great sacrifice we slay the demon lord so this shit will stop
>Our god thinks this will make us like him more and ask for his blessing
Cool.

>Spend next 20 years rebuilding
>Old paranoid god fucks off for no reason like a black father and leaves us in the "care" of a neurotic bitch
>New demon lord comes up, says their goal now is to rape instead of kill
>Can't propose to that qt milk maid down the street because monsters banging on my front door
>Only now they're after my dick instead of my head
>Get a waifu forced on me

And yet people ask why KCanon is a clusterfuck of stupid shit that should be disregarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926070
>turn traitor because humanity is controlled by powerful aristocrats, you toil away in senseless existance for their profit and get shit on for excersising your free will
>monsters win
>the monster-human hybrid race is controlled by powerful female aristocrats, you cumpump away in your senseless existance and free will doesn't exist
>assuming the DL's plan works and everyone doesn't go extinct with no more human births
Thanks mamonobama

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926128
They would just turn the milkmaid into a holst so everyone is happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926136
I prefer her without the horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926070
I wonder what the DL does to these aristocrats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926128
tips fedoraaAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925718
I want to be purified by a gentle angelic Onee-san and let all of my corruption flow inside her. I'd start out brutally raping her with my grotesque incubus dick, but with each shot drained by her holy womb, I'd more and more human until I was completely dry and fell asleep in her warm embrace as a human again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925973
Drink sticky mushroom soup and buy some manticore barbs beforehand and dont expect to move alot the following days

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926143
Lame.

[Anonymous No.]

So who's the troglodyte shitposting greentexts? Did he come over from /v/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926128
Go on a helicopter ride Grigori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925973
Assuming MGE setting, get a Kobold, they're the ultimate rape prevention measures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925973
Bottled water and granola bars. You'll need the energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926128
MGs understand when true love or true passion exists, don't they? I remember something about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924637
>Over at your friends house, playing video games.
>"Hey guys! Check out this DANK meme I just made!~"
>Your friend's Cheshire Mom calls out from her office.
>You pause the game and walk in.
>She smiles and plays that video.
>"Pretty RAD huh? Guess your mom's pretty cool!"
>Your friend is dying from embarrassment. While you're trying your best not to burst into laughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925064
Mosquito is cute.

I wouldn't mind having her as a homestay. Even if it means getting nibbled by her each day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924637
Ive wanted this for such a long time

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926185
Do jungle variants that are larger and more aggressive exist?

[Anonymous No.]

Wait help I'm falling hopelessly for a chounyuu-proportioned Sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925921
Nice, are there any more of these.

I'd go with the snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925921
Shark girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926199
Probably, there's certainly a lot more of them.

Daytime is mostly a skirmish, fending off one or two of them with a rolled up newspaper or something.

But at night they can swarm you, unless you get a large mosquito net to cover you, have one of those and you'll be safe from a blood-draining mosquito gangrape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926145
Its possible they are the so called "scum beyond redemption" even MGs reject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926204
How is she even supposed to move with such huge tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926213
>blood-draining mosquito gangrape.
This actually sounds like something bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926204
Chounyuu is a very broad term anon.
Though now that I think of it, it kinda wouldn't matter functionally for a Sandworm considering her locomotion comes from her outer body. And since her inner body kind of functions like a weird pseudolamia she could still move around within herself.
But again, depends on just what you mean by chounyuu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926223
The Monster Girl wilderness isn't a safe place. It's not like your lovey-dovey Monster Girl Cities, full of civilized Monsters.

Wild Monster Girls still go by the old 'rape a passing traveler/adventurer' tradition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926223
Getting bitten by 4-5 Vamp Mosquitoes at once will make anyone ahegao in an instant.

If the victim is a girl, then she'll become one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925953
Tolerating 40kiddies is how you get fungi like Grigori and Shoggocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926128
>should be disregarded
By whom? And who says that? You? What fucking autism.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when you ask an Ochimusha if you can lick her abs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926242
Yeah, me. Get fucked nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926219
She'd still be able to float around with her tonguelegs. Its not like the outer carapace would have tits, silly.
I know they can do the whole transmorgification thing to be like small lamias for a while but I don't like that, I prefer just roaming with her big body as is and having her be able to extend her real body out a fair distance if we need to do some stuff in the outside air.
>>16926226
They'd only be big enough to fill out her 'lap'. Maybe just a bit bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925921
Anyone have any ideas as to what the fly girl works as? Assassin or spy are the first things that come to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926157
Probably some of the writefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926244
She would unsheathe her katana if you're not her mastah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926250
I thought she was a mafia boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926232
No need to go into the wilderness to get gangraped by mosquitoes
Just sleep with your windows open during winter and you will wake up drained of blood and semen
If you're lucky one of them might cook breakfast before leaving

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926244
She carry you to her place then
> Yandere face
> Puts her sword in your neck
> "If you dont make me cum at the very least 1 time for each of my abs, I will kill you. May the test to see if you are a worthy Aruji-Dono begin."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926248
That actually sounds pretty good anon. You go get her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926253
That crossed my mind too, but to only work once a week doesn't seem fitting for a mafia boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926247
>basically fulfills picrelated with his emotional fatass greentexts about muh lore
>calls someone a nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926255
>Winter
I meant summer, mosquitoes become NEETs whenever it's cold outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926235
Nah fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926252
What if she has no mastah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926260
If you have good lieutenants you can rely on them for most things I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926255
>Feel a slight sting.
>Lift your sheets and see a Mosquito girl biting your foot.
>She gives a sheepish grin.
>"Ehehehe... Good morning big guy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926261
>No counterargument
>Wastes an image
Nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926244
She lets you, assuming she choose you to be her liege. Othervise you shouldn't be licking the abs of monsters you don't know, anon, you have no idea where they might have been

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925921
Akrisia looks pretty intimidating, and I don't want to look like a gold digger, but I'd choose her in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey~ mister, want to see something cool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926244
More importantly, how does an Ochimusha react if you ask her to wear cat ears and say nya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926278
I need an adult!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926252
Let say I'm a "potential master"

>>16926258
That's going to take some effort, but what she doesn't know I have a secret card, I'm infact a muscle slut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926283
What happens when her master wears cat ears and says nya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926269
Freeloader mosquitoes get forehead flicks until they leave
But then you're still left with their throbbing bite wound and you begin to win they come back the next night

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926278
Things already look pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926278
I'm not some dirty lolicon who's going to gentle tongue that puffy vulva. I'm not some pedophile who's going to grab those beautiful underdeveloped hips while I eat her out.

I will not break

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926278
Devil oriented facesitting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926278
Is she going to show me a demon? I sure hope so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926278
Is it a magic trick? I like magic tricks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926259
I shall!
Slimy enormous paizuri is in my future!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926275
Nothing wrong with being a gold digger husband as long as you're a good sex toy and stay loyal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926278
>*snaps her neck*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926291
>She came back looking smug
>"Aww, did it itch Anon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926310
Out

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926310
>*action*

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926310
fucking kill your self my dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926291
If Freeloader Mosquitoes are so desperate for your fluids, then they can have more. Grab her by the hips and stuff her tiny body with your meat. Then pump her full of cum until she's swollen.

Then when she's lying on your bed, fluids leaking out of her, an aheago expression on her face. Give her a lecture on how it's illegal to break into people's homes and drink their blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926278
On one side you've got Demons who possess levels of womanhood and sexy that no human woman could ever reach
On the other you've got Devils who use their small bodies to attract lolicons and other men who somehow don't fall for Demons

They won't stop until every man is married to a cute blueberry

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926285
> You succeed, she looks at you with a very femenine and pleased face.
> "Impressive anon. It seems my blade will not meet your neck."
> Sadistic smile
> "However..... who told yoy my abs were numbered from 1 to 6? Prepare for my special skill!"
> Mamono mana gathers around her
> "Fufufufu, look at my 12 packs abs! You are at your limit, can you make me cum 6 more times anon? Oh and beware, these ones are so trained that they can treat your manhood better than a vagina, you would be milked dry in no time. They are so developed they can take a full power punch from a Dragon. It seems you will have a date with my blade real soon, fufufufufu."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926336
I really want to like demon bodies more than devils. But I just can't.

Im not broken, am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926290
The ochi would have a heart attack if she wasn't dead already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926339
She has to know her master's limits! I won't survive that! Even as good as it sounds.

>>16926352
It's funny imagining Ochimusha react to a submissive and non-prideful master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926336
Taking the third option for a loli Demon is clearly the best choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926336
The battle against mofu and scales is a hard one and I doubt they will win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926313
I hope mosquitoes don't get haughty
Them being smug is already bad enough, can you imagine how soulcrushing it'd be a mosquito had you beg for her to bite you again?

>>16926330
That's one way to deal with mosquitoes though that would most likely make her come back every night and you've had to cumflate her on a daily basis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926356
>It's funny imagining Ochimusha react to a submissive and non-prideful master.
Her thoughts would be fighting with each other, on one hand she wants him to be proud and noble but on the other she finds his antics adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926250
I got hacker/anarchist feeling from her. Real, markets crashing, power stations shutting hacker, not L33t-one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926359
Yep.
I'm already reserved for mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926305
She'll show you a disappearing trick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926308
Seeing as not being loyal would end with me being 6 feet under, I don't think that would be a problem.
I'm more than capable of sustaining myself with my career options, but I feel that I'd have to stay at home with her due to any enemies she might have made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926356

You have to make her cum those 12 times to become her master anon.

> "Ara, Ara anon, are you truly at your limit? I respect your effort though."
> She replenish you with her mana.
> "Sa, anon. Try your hardest."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926387
>Seeing as not being loyal would end with me being 6 feet under, I don't think that would be a problem.
I was more talking about any marriage of this kind, not about this girl only, but yeah.

>I'm more than capable of sustaining myself with my career options
>Not wanting the easy life

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926366
She wants to commit seppuku but at the same time she wants to call him cute!

>>16926389
Is this the test to become her master? This is going to be worth it for such a tiring initiation.

[Anonymous No.]

What setting would you like to be real?
MGE? Crab's stuff? something from our writefags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926365
>A group of Mosquitoes dump so much anesthesia into you that you can't move your body.
>Spend hours teasing you, sitting on your face, taking little bites and little drinks while whispering in your ear.

Damn smug bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926406
My headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924791
My birthday is almost over and she still isn't here. But it's ok because she can still come and it's not over YET!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926406
My headcanon version of MGE
My headcanon version of EMG
My own setting
Thomas' setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926411
Kanemaki Thomas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926408
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926406
I know it's basically a meme, but I want to see non-MGE MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926402

> Is this the test to become her master?

Yes it is, as stated in the first reply:

>>16926258

Can you do it anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926406
MGE with no corruption, no factions, no mamanobongo, no focus on ownership, and set in the modern world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926421
>no focus on ownership

Huh? I'm not judging or anything, but what does that mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926421
So EMG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926406
Beast's roulette.
It would give me a reason to visit London
>TFW an american version of the MG roulette won't work.
Other then that, MGE is 75% OK so I would not mind that,

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926406
To actually live in? MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16922323
I always like reading your stuff. This was good, even if I'm not big on anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926413
Ye

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926422
Basically no sub/dom or role-reversal extremes. Not to say it doesn't exist, it's just not what the world is built around. A constant barrage of 'monsters rule humans drool' gets really old really fast.

>>16926426
No monster boys, smartass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926421
So no MGE at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926406
MGE. Undead Kingdoms are the shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926406
MGE duh. Why would anyone want to live in crab cuck world

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926421
>mamanobongo
Hope you like mental illnesses, life threatening ailments, and rotting Undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926406
Regura's maybe? His girls are top tier, but I'm not sure if he has a setting or just different stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926437
I see, it does sound pretty interesting. And it's nice imagining myself having sex with an MG instead of it being a whole "sub and dom" kind of thing. Sometimes sex is sex.

But, now this is completely form my eyes. I think I've been sort of blinded by the fact MGE really is like the whole concentration on "sub and dom". I've developed fetishes from it. Im scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926448
You forgot heavy or animal girls unironically killing their husbands by breaking their pelvis. Also lots of dying from poison

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926448
Not to mention his wife almost invariably outliving him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926454
That too, and the likelihood of vorefaggotry.
That anon might as well settle in the MGQ world since he's clearly got a taste for suffering and no desire to find a good waifu.
>>16926459
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926437
>A constant barrage of 'monsters rule humans drool' gets really old really fast.
This. It pisses me the fuck off.
I'm not saying I like "humans rule monsters drool" though, that HFY shit can fuck off too. I like balance and fairness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926430
>TFW an american version of the MG roulette won't work.
What do you mean? America can make it good, We take a lot of things from Britan and make more money with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926406
I know people give it a lot of shit.

But really I like MGE. Then again MGE exactly isn't what I'd be living in, just a slightly (very slightly) headcanon version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926465
I don't see the "monsters rule human suck" part. Sorry I just personally can't see it, and besides, don't monsters NEED human men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926406
Canon MGE, every single part of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926475
He's talking about people spamming how monsters always win against humans in every conceivable situation. Like, absolutely everything. It's pretty annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926475
He's forgotten that the Hellhound attitude is, well, exclusive to Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926483
I mean, that sorta is the point. It's not like they're going to let the order slay a few hundred monster girls and gain some ground.

But if you don't like it then that's absolutely fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926487
>I mean, that sorta is the point
And yet humans in MGE did defeat a demon lord before. My point is that they're not just cum cattle but some insist on forcing that meme. If monsters were unbeatable mary sues, the setting would pretty much only have incubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926491
>yet humans
(A) human with the blessing of an all-powerful god.

>the setting would pretty much only have incubi.
That's the end goal of the DL though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926491
Yeah, its just people don't really read and get into an escapism setting about indulging in pleasure to tune into the next time a human defeats an MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926393
>>Not wanting the easy life
I'm a little torn on this. Yeah, I could just mooch off of her disgusting amounts of money, but I'd feel a little bad about it, even if she is okay with it.
And it'd get a little boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926406
A modern modified version of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926495
Funniest thing is that the setting openly mocks the readers by insinuating that humans are inferior to incubi and people are fine with this.

>>16926500
They sure do follow it to the letter for people who don't read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926495
The hero wasn't the only one that could kill monster you know? He's the only one able to kill the DL, but other humans can kill random monsters too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926491
>And yet humans in MGE did defeat a demon lord before
Because of the CG

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926393
>Wanting an easy life
>Not wanting to be a stronger man
Mr. Kennedy wants to have a word with you.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that it is very important to give your daughteru her daily cuddling!
Regardless of a daughteru's age or size, getting cuddled by her daddy makes her feel loved and protected!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926506
>Funniest thing is that the setting openly mocks the readers by insinuating that humans are inferior to incubi and people are fine with this.
Because a human who is grabbed by a monster girl will eventually become an incubus, becoming superior to a human is a fantasy in itself rather than pissing on the reader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926514
>muh strong men
You can have both anyway, I don't see why would you have to choose

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926500
This is more or less how I see it.

>>16926506
>beings that are "humans with upgrades" are superior to humans
I mean, no shit? I don't get why that's supposed to be insulting though.
Are the Superman comics insulting people for being human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926514
I already know how bad things are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926517
>becoming superior to a human is a fantasy in itself rather than pissing on the reader
But it is, though. You're a human and you'll never be an incubi. You'll never have a monstergirl either, neither will any of us since they don't exist but that's beside the point.

>>16926525
Superman is an alien. Not from earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926515
Won't they find it weird though when they're all grown up and with their husband and you visit their house to give them a cuddle?

>the single dad who visits his adopted daughteru everyday just so he won't be lonely anymore
>even when she has a husband and kids of her own

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926530
>But it is, though. You're a human and you'll never be an incubi.
You seem lost, escapism is the entire point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926530
I mean I don't really get insulted by the idea of incubi being superior. Sure I get a little jealous, but I'm jealous over everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926515
Of course anon, my daughteru would get all the cuddles she could ever hope for! Feeling her tail thump happily while I cradle her little body against my own would be one of the best feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926533
Well they are something we'll never be, because you can't escape fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926506
>>16926530
Incubi are human

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926530
You still haven't explained why it's insulting.
If it's because the setting is offering a nice thing, but you can't have that in real life, that sounds more like a personal problem.
Most people aren't going to see [nice thing in a fantasy setting] as an insult.

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>>16926541
If they were human they'd be called incubized humans, not incubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926525
>humans with upgrades
At the low cost of becoming a brainwashed cum pump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926544
Monstergirls get more pleasure from incubi don't they? If they loved you for what you are they wouldn't prefer to transform you into something better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926545
do you call a nigger a black person?

[Anonymous No.]

>In most cases, Baphomets will accept a man as their husband if they have enough power to defeat them
>out of all the monsters, they possess the most physical power
>If a human has enough power to defeat the physically strongest monster of all
>This is what happens in "most cases"
Something to think about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926547
>if they loved you for who you were they wouldn't make it so you don't drop dead in 60 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925973
>https://pastebin.com/14e6FYWA

Story #7. The unmarried monstergirls have their own preparations.

If you're married or dating, good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926547
they change imperfections in your body, everybody has them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926545
Not him but they are monsterized human men. Same way slut elves are succibized elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926549
Is the species that predated both us and monkeys humans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926549
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926549
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926554
B-But I thought my imperfections made me perfection!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926555
>monsterized human men
What are you suggesting here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926551
Silly KC being silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926561
Some of them may. Things like personality faults, habits, etc.
But they're not going to leave a man a cripple just because "that's the way he is."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926549
No, I call them niggers. Black people are different, since they're people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926561
i was thinking of acne, weak structure, signs of aging, cancer tumors, etc. , tose things

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926546
It's worth it. Atleast then I get to feel pleasure that can blow my mind and I have a monster girl wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926549
>>16926569
They're the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926551
MFYfags on suicide watch.

It's over.

[Not a lilim No.]

>>16926547
>>16926546
It's not a matter of you wishing whether to become an incubus. It also has nothing to do with your brain. An incubus in MGE means nothing and anything. For example men that can breathe underwater are considered incubi, and are like that because otherwise they wouldn't be able to live with their marine waifus. "Incubus" simply means "his body is adapted to live in the same environment as his waifu without drowning/burning/starving/whatever".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926569
>let's try a diffrent example.
do you call a normie a normal person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924637
Prefer Killah Queem

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926579

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926576
What about the bigger dick stuff? And the sex drive stuff? Hell even without that I'd settle for the environment advantage. I'd need it anyway for my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926578
>Do you call a human a human
Anon this is not working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926551
That's just for the "man challenges Baphomet" route, though.
What they want more than anything is an onii-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926406

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926576
>otherwise they wouldn't be able to live with their marine waifus.
Just use your human intellect and get a fucking scuba equipment. Wearing equipment like Black Manta is infinitely cooler than just being a faggot aquaman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925914
Just don't use the defib!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926544
>You still haven't explained why it's insulting.
You get a bigger dick when transformed into an incubi because yours isn't big enough apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926586
I just like to explain it as a natural side-effect of your body becoming ridiculously healthy.
Sex drive is a sign of good health after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926576
Is the namefaggotry really necessary? It's not cute or endearing in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926592
>scuba equipment
>infinitely cooler
You'll be the laughing stock of the ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926597
Anon, even the world's fastest quick shot can please an MG.
You keep seeing all these offered bonuses as insulting, when any sane individual would think that's great. They're to make things even better. You have issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925973
Get a cleaver, some blood, and your gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926610
That picture isn't even big enough for ants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926598
>namefaggotry
It was a one time joke thing, stop being autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926610
tiny pic from anon with tiny dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926609
They actually makes things worse because they're "bonuses" you'll never have since none of it fucking exists.

[Anonymous No.]

I seriously hope your waifu/favorite girl/OC doesn't have a shitty hairstyle, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926614
>>16926612
I'm sorry! I don't normally post pics and have had this un for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926599
Ridiculously healthy? From being able to survive in the environment or from something else?

Sorry anon, I'm just interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926615
And again, being insulted that a fantasy setting does not exist is a personal problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926598
its a meme you dip

[Anonymous No.]

I want to become pelvis insurance salesman.

>"True, our prices are higher than our competitors, but our basic package also covers both honey- and full moon."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926620
Basically incubi are peak human captain america-tier due to mamono mana.

How the fuck would anyone be able to fuck a Ushi-oni otherwise without dying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926618
It's about 26. That's good, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926628
____Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926618
I want a big breasted Wight with 28.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926618
21 or 28 are the closest to my waifu's hair, but her exact style isn't there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926624
Bugger off tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926618
These are the good ones though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926620
Mamonobama gives you more stamina and resistance to disease AND a higher sex-drive. All of these things are symptoms of good health, so it's easy to explain mamono mana as just making you healthy.
The environmental stuff is just a nice bonus to help people survive in places they normally wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926598
>Missed the joke this hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9zxXN1rx0

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926590
I want to marry the genki spear wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>How can you even compete with the incubus?
>he is the perfect man and you petty little human boys don't even stand a chance
>he can please the monster girl way better than you can

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926618
29 is lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926651
Except all Incubi are married by default. Dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926627
>>16926643
Oh that makes sense then. Now I really want to become an incubus given all the up sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926651
Go be a cuck somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926618
I want an Anubis with 26

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926634
>Wight with drills who goes OHOHOHO as she steps on your body

Hnnng

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926618
Roughly 15.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926618
A Lich or Mantis with 08 would be pretty cute desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926656
There are exceptions. Like the poor Anon who's lost in the wastelands of the Demon Realm. He's gonna get incubized before a MG can claim him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926590
I call the comfy Deredere Hammervulf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926671
I was thinking more of a "ufufu" after she traces her claw down your body and reaches your groin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926590
Shortstack/loli rogue is the breast!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926615
You're not very good at this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926681
Okay, let me rephrase that then. The vast overwhelming majority of Incubi are married by default, and the outliers are not nearly numerous for competition to be an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926618
I'll take a big, strongfat Red Oni with 24 thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926691
You're not good at anything, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926681
Is that bad?

I imagine it probably feels terrible for an MG. She wasn't the one who got to turn him into that. Like an anon who wasn't the first to break the hymen (completely 100% hypothetical situation, please don't behead me over it)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926618
29 is my favorite

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926618
41 is best. There's nothing better than single braid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926696
Some monster girls would probably see it as a positive too, an incubus without all the hard work of transforming him. Keep in mind that a lot of lower tier girls have a harder time corrupting a man, a devil bug will take a hell of a lot longer to do it than a succubus or demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926618
Gimme an Automaton with 5 please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926696
Being an incubus would make it easy for MGs to want you. I'd imagine a Lamia sensing your transformation and rushing out to claim you before everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926696
He's still "unclaimed."
Monsters would only be turned away if they sensed another MGs energy on him. Someone who gets incubuzed like that (which would take weeks to months) would still be neutral, so to speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926710
So 2B?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926651
Imagine being so insecure that you're intimidated by literal make believe concepts in your own escapist fantasies, to the point where you try and lash out against it to a group of fellow autists on a Turkish lampshade stitching forum in mid afternoon in the middle of the week

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926703
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926719
Not only that, but the make believe concepts do not even work like that in the make believe land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926713
There are places with DE so thick that you could turn in mere moments. Like the DL's own castle.

However I think you would be some monstergirl's husbando long before reaching it as a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926717
Toobs hairstyle is a little different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926658
The peak human thing is a lie. They're altered by whatever energy transformed them, just like a monsterized woman. It's why the Chaos incubi are full blown monsterboys. And it's the mechanism that creates the environmental immunities and such. Marry a lava golem and you won't be able to breathe underwater like a guy that married a kraken and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926719
huh, thankfully it's midnight or that would been close

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926696
Incubization is a very gradual process, no doubt he'll still change as he fucks her over time
That's the biggest pervading misconception people don't grasp that could alleviate alot of people's thoughts of the boogeyman aspects of Incubi, its not like its some single ritual where you're reawakened as this different being (at least 95% of the time), its supposed to be this really slow gradual thing that's a process that happens over time
It's in fact meant to be a not-too-hard-to-grasp parallel to how you get more used to life with your partner once you're married, but the irony is utterly lost on people who are overly concerned with the 'realistic consequences' of an escapist porn setting some nip is doing for kicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926725
There's a countable infinite amount of things better than Charon, however.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you an Oni with Kej tier hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926731
Well at least you can be witty about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926734
Yes, but she lacks muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926719
Anon I really wasn't being serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926732
You're overthinking it. That's way too nuanced for something KC wrote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926727
That's true, but most places aren't so densely saturated with DE.
And yeah, most guys are going to get jumped a long time before that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926732
>its supposed to be this really slow gradual thing that's a process that happens over time
But it happening over time doesn't change the end result being a brainwashed cum pump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926745
That's been dispelled, actually. Lurk more

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926732
No no I see where you're coming from. And I completely understand. And like some other anons said aswell, it's also to do with environment and so on.

I think a lot of people are just not really fond of it because it's something different. It doesn't sound too nice to people to have your morals flipped to the ways of a monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926732
>Incubization is a very gradual process
laughingjinko.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

You all make a good point. But I think I'll need a weigh up of the advantages and disadvantages of being an incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926590
>Teenage Anon ignores his father's warnings and wanders into the forest at night on the full moon.
>It's nice and relaxing until he hears a quintet of howls and can tell there's something stalking him.
>Suddenly he hangs a corner and sees that pic
>"Aha! Found one!"
>"Is he going to be okay for this?"
>"Who cares? I can smell that pent up cum~ Haaah~"
>"Nee-san, He's not moving."
>"That's because he's mesmerized by our beauty. Hoora~ There's nothing to be afraid of human."
And that's how anon got gangbanged by five Werewolf sisters in the throes of their first heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926729
You could probably still get water breathing if you asked a Sea Bishop nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926618
>No long ponytail that reaches down to her ass
It's shit.
26's the closest I can think of to her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926775
Is your waifu a Kej?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926682
Anon, people have gotten lost in that rack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926780
Demon. She's 5' 1" to that's not far,
but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926732
I just don't want to be an incubus, full stop. The fact there's no way around becoming one if you waifu a monstergirl in KC canon is just stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926769
Nice. Ya even got the personalities right in order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926781
How would you feel about her hefting up her tits and telling you to stick your dick in her top's keyhole?
And then when you get it in her sisters show up and help her squeeze them together so tight you can't pull out, only thrust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926796
That's what I was going for.
Which one would you marry after that?
All of them is an option but a tiring one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926781
Then call me an explorer, cause I'm gonna map every single centimeter of them with my tongue.
>>16926798
I call this 'Exactly what I wanted'
Especially if she looks up with a warm smile and gently encourages me to take my time

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926804
The Hammervulf, as stated and as described.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926804
"All of them" is the only correct choice.
A werewolf pack needs an alpha, after all.

Alpha as in pack leader, not what it's been mutated into nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926805
>Gentle reassurances as her massive tits swallow your dick whole
>Tells you how lovely it feels and that you can just relax and lose yourself in their warm softness
>When she feels you tense up she shifts to using her elbows to press her breasts together while her hands gently cup and lightly massage your balls
>Tells you to just let it all out and make it feel all better as you see your splooge start to bubble up from her canyonous cleavage

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926805
She'll be gentle and sweet while milking your dick dry with her tits.
Her sisters will be grinning smugly while holding them in place.

>>16926809
You'd better give that sweet girl plenty of pups anon. And make sure you help her relieve her massive milkjugs from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926551
Actually according to KC, if you are weakee than a Bapho and want to marry her. She will just give you a challenge that you can beat.

Again, there is no true 3DPD girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926618
>Waifu's hairstyle isn't there
I don't even know how it is called to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926818
Holy mofu, I'd cum so much it would be embarrassing if she acted just like that.
>>16926820
I'll give her so much the neighbors will complain about all of them howling at the moon so loudly. She'll be nigh constantly pregnant.
And I want to be addicted to her bountiful, sweet milk to the point of absolutely needing to drink of it every single night to help fall asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926829
I think this is the case for Dragons too. Especially one that hides her hoard in remote and dangerous places. An Anon would be plenty strong himself if he managed to reach her.

Unfortunately for some Dragons, no one may reach her and she dies alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926837
In which case +1 delicious Zombie Dragon.
Although, given how many fanatic dragonfags we have, I don't think they'd be wanting for determined suitors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926573

KC said if you are weakee than a Bapho she will put you a challenge or quest you can beat if you propose to her.

There is no true 3DPD here, just different levels of standards, but all of them beatable to anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926814
>After a long hard night anon gets home to find his father rallying a search party for him.
>Things get a bit awkward when anon introduces his parents to his five new wives.
>Thankfully the Hammervulf manages to win everyone over with her kind and gentle personality.
>Anon's father gives him a tearful speech about becoming a man and then gives him the keys to his old cabin deeper in the woods.
>Anon's mother gives him a wink and a request to "come back with some buns cooking".
>That night in a comfortable bed anon is set upon by his werewolf wives, this time one at a time.
>The Spearvulf is gentle and vanilla, whispering kind things into his ears while gently riding him.
>The Bowvulf is more passive, letting anon take control while softly moaning at everything he does and pulls him into a kiss when they're done.
>The Brawlervulf pins anon to the bed and rides him wildly, her massive brown milkjugs bouncing up and down rapidly as her face twists into a pleasured ahegao.
>The Roguevulf is surprisingly kinky, enjoying the feeling of anon ramming into her tight pussy and using her like a toy.
>And the Hammervulf fucks slow and gentle, with anon sucking on one of her inverted nipples as her soft pussy milks him dry.
>This continues every night until one last six way fuck fest results in all five sisters getting pregnant.
>And then anon lived in the woods with his cute waifu, teaching his daughterus how to hunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926843
Wouldn't Dragons love the fact they have so many fans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926843
Some Tanuki would make a killing by smuggling Anons to Dragonia or some cave in the middle of nowhere (may or may not have a Dragon)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926836
>Her massive milktanks go into production overdrive from the constant pregnancy and many children
>She becomes just as dependent on you sucking them as you are on her letting you do so
Best end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926845
Living the life.
And every night after all is said and done, it's one big cozy pile of wolfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926837
There is nothing in the Dragon profile that indicates she cares at all about your strenght.

She wouldnt even give you a challenge, but just take you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926845
10/10
Those vulfs are a fantastic harem to have

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926845
I love these kinds of harems where they're all on board with each other and each provide a slightly different personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926849
Quite possibly, but remember that they are naturally prideful/haughty. It might go to their heads.
So one would still have to make it clear to a dragon that they really mean it and aren't "just another fan."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926860
>Tanuki smuggles anon to a cave on the outskirts of Dragonia and tells him there's a dragon in there who would love him.
>He goes in and finds a coffin, which bursts open when the tall soft Zombie Dragon inside smells him.
>Before he can even scream, anon has a tongue in his mouth and a clawed hand tearing open his pants to get at his dick.
>Panic turns to arousal as the Zombie Dragon slides his dick into her tight soft pussy and rapes him into loving her.
>Meanwhile the Tanuki is counting her money and idly masturbating while thinking about how nice it would be if one of those otherworld humans wanted to fuck a shortstack cake like her.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you go about wooing the various dragon species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926875
>H-Hey cutie!

All species. I don't know why, but I imagine coming on like that to a vanilla Dragon will get me imolated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926875
>Dragon
Bring her a treasure that she can't resist, or beat her in combat.

>Wyvern
Barring being her childhood friend, prove you have what it takes to ride her without getting shaken off.

>Wurm
Bring something shiny and be nice to her. If she thinks you're a good person odds are she'll fall for you.

>Ryu
Be dedicated and worship often at her shrine specifically to her.

>Jabberwock
It's Wonderland, the ways are as varied as the stars in the night. Incidentally, being flowery with your words might help a lot.

>Zombie Dragon
Whip it out and then stay with her for cuddles after she finishes raping you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926875
Would trying to steal from her hoard counts as wooing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926884
Immolated*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926875
Ryu are probably the most traditional, Eros-approved romantic types. Date them.
Regular Dragons will not meet with people of their own accord, so you have to make the move and track them to their lair before making your intentions clear. Wouldn't want her to think you're a petty thief, after all.
Jabberwocks? They're kinda a mystery to me.
Zombie Dragons? Have penis, be within line of sight.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons are shit

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926862
Which one gets to be on top of you most often though?

>>16926866
Do you want them with or without german accents?

>>16926869
That's why sisters or best friend groups of monstergirls make the best harems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926902
t. Griffon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926888
You know that a Wurm likes you when she pins you to the floor and rides you all night long.
Subtle they ain't.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could kill all the shit writefags to bring people like ParkedBuggy back

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926910
Who's the first ones on your list?

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't see this posted here yet and it slipped under my radar somehow, new kraken art I guess.
https://goldenncat.tumblr.com/post/159909273149/kraken-mge-i-thought-she-was-super-cute-so-i

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926908
>Anon carefully approaches a Wurm with a big shiny jewel to woo her.
>She looks at him for a moment, cocks her head to the side and then slaps the jewel out of his hands.
>Before he can react she tears off his pants, coils around him and pulls him into a deep kiss while raping him dry.
>When anon wakes up it's to a Wurm with an adoring look on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926906
>That's why sisters or best friend groups of monstergirls make the best harems
100% this. I'd tell myself I'd love the Hammervulf the most but they'd all honestly just be perfect.
And as for me, yes on the accents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926845
>vulf
Why do you people gotta refer to mgs through stupid fucking nicknames everytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926921
Looks fantastic. O sans a best! Especially perverted ones with tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926921
i thought this was a 3d model for a sec

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926927
Some guy called the bustiest one Hammervulf and I just stuck with that.
It just means "Wolf" anon, don't get bent out of shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926934
German is a shit language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926934
He just seems cranky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926906
>Which one
I couldn't live with myself if I let one get special treatment or another go with less than the others. I'd consider that a failure as a husband.
It may sound like something of a cop-out, but that's the truth. If that means having to spend hours making sure all of them are satisfied, so be it. At least the quick incubization would make it possible to keep up with all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926940
Would you want your werewolf waifus to brag in public to other werewolves about how manly you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926872
"Just another fan"?

Anon, I dont know if you recall that like 90% of the male population are anti-monster.

Most men that a Dragon will ever meet come there to slay her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926920
Shoggocks > Bob > Alp > Negawalker > Chuck Tingle

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926953
Actions speak louder than words.
Let everyone see the happy family; that's proof enough right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926954
Historically dragons are just fantasies for heroes to slay in folklore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926910
Let's make a ritual, call the lilims.
Who are we bringing back with each sacrifice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926964
>Anon tries to summon a Lilim to equivalent exchange one writefag for another.
>Just ends up getting pulled into pandemonium for some nice hard rape.
I don't know what you were thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

[autistic screeching in the distance]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926845
>The Roguevulf is surprisingly kinky, enjoying the feeling of anon ramming into her tight pussy and using her like a toy.
She's Doraf-tier lovely. Girls with Onahole fucktoy bodies are best when they get off on being onahole fucktoys.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you all guys know ithow already has been 4 years and we still dont have season 2? At least ww have the manga

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926976
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926973
She'd definitely be the type to want you to use potions to temporarily boost your baby rifle's size to STRETCH her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926983
Each of the girls would be idea for their own select way of spicing things up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926971
I just love the head in the background. Made me giggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926989
Ideal* dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926954
But Anon you need to remember Dragons are a very haughty race

Of course she'd believe she has thousands of undying fans and her name is known miles around, even if it really wasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926983
I can totally see that. And she'll keep pestering you to make the changes more permanent too.
>>16926989
They each have one unique kink they want to engage in, either through what they do or what you do/have done to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927001
I guess it is possible she will give you a token challenge or something.

Given how the setting operates, is irrelevant, canonically monsters in general think it is a wonderful thing that a man wants them on their own.

So it doesnt matter if she thinks she has thousands of fans, she will think that fan in front of her that wants then is the hottest of them all and take him.

This is pretty much how the setting operates, it is patched up so it cant end up in "my waifu rejected me"

I personally think marrying a Salamander is way harder than a Dragon, as Sala still trains your ass off if you want to waifu her..... unless you use a raging mushroom to defeat her.

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>>16926971
This always reminds me of that one greentext about knigntanon and a dullahan body on a quest to find her head.

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>>16926875
Dragons probably get hit on all the time by guys far better than me, so I'd give up immediately and try my luck with a different species instead.

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>>16927030
Don't worry anon.
I'm far better than you and I have no interest in dragons.

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Cute, muscle kiki meidos!

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>>16926357
>loli Demon
The fiend are branching out! They will not rest until every last honest man is BLUED, I tell you!

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Do you think giving a Valkyrie plenty of kisses and hugs will stop her corruption or only hasten it?

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>>16927004
Pretty much. Each of them lends themselves well to something.
Spear wolf is for pleasure runes and fun with Corruption Fruit. Ultra-sensitive to your every touch.
Bow wolf is for taking it nice and slow, making her squirm and beg for more as you bring her to peak after peak. Extra-vulnerable to petting.
Brawler wolf is for getting fast and rough. However hard you can dish it out, she can take it and she's no slouch herself.
Rogue wolf is for onahole (as discussed) and standing blowjobs.
Hammer wolf is for paizuri and lactation potions, with all the possibilities that come with that.

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>You walk in and find your waifu masturbating

What do?

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>>16927061
They don't HAVE to corrupt. At least I think. I forget but if they just allow themselves to be honest about it they can still be a Valk while also loving their man.

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>>16927061
>>16927065
Valkyries corrupt if they realize that they're actually only acting in their own interests when servicing their hero, but go along with it anyway.
If she believes she's following the commands of her god up until she completely monsterizes, they remain regular Valkyries, just a monster version.

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>>16926964
I don't care so long as I can kill shitbags like Shoggy and Alp, who genuinely contribute NOTHING of value

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>>16927064
About time this was scanned.

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>>16927041
There's no way you can be better than me if you aren't interested in dragons.

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>>16926971
My poor sides.

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>>16927030
90% of males hate monsters. Out of that 10% it is a ridiculous percentage that actively go looking for a waifu. Out of that ridiculous percentage, the fraction that want a Dragon specifically is even smaller.

Most met Dragons will ever meet, come to kill her or her hoard, that is why her pride kicks in and they just dont take those men.

According to the canon this is what happen:
> since they have strong sexual urges themselves, unlike most human women who tend to regard a man's sexual desires as filthy, they view it in a positive light. On the contrary, they would be overjoyed to have a man aim his carnal passion at them himself. They would attack him at once and jump straight into sex to help alleviate those desires. They have a powerful, unconditional affection for men.
> It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interest due to personal appearance or physical performance.
> The kind of man that becomes a prisoner of pleasure, gets highly aroused as soon as he is tempted, and eagerly anticipates being raped makes them feel that he is “cute.” The kind of man who, ruled by desire, directs his lust towards them and attacks like a beast is regarded as “wonderful” by them. To them, when a man directs his lust at them in the same way that they direct their lust at him, that is proof that they're desired by the man. Lusting for one another and seeking one another is proof of love to them. Even supposing a man is a pervert with peculiar sexual propensities, in general, no matter how perverse the act, they'd be thrilled and overjoyed to have carnal desire directed at them.

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>>16927095
>MGE Canon
Post discarded.

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>>16927064
See if she could use a hand

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>>16926971
>Camerawoman Succubutt
Never spotted her before.

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I want my Pharoah waifu to use her God Voice to make me do really embarrassing things. And to make me compliant when ahe wants satisfaction right this instant, so I can only mumble a few protests before submitting to her godlike will. That and using me as a dickthrone.

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>>16927018
So a medieval version of DRRR?

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>>16927064
>find Yeti hugging herself with headphones on, shaking with pleasure
>must be some porn or ASMR
>take off her headphones for a listen
>it's sounds of strong wind howling and people's teeth chattering in the cold
>video on her screen is a group of hikers hugging each other and violently trembling in a blizzard

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>>16927082
>shoggy
Doesnt sound like you hate him much with these intimate nicknames.

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>>16927135
Wouldn't that get annoying?

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>>16927145
I'd be severely happy if he just killed himself after that NTR shit

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>>16927148
Satisfying the waifu is never annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

The Sabbath would like to remind the anons that there is nothing more satisfying than playing with puffy little loli monstergirl vulvas!

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>>16927062
Don't forget lactation play for all of them because of those enormous awoos.
Though all of them probably enjoy it differently.

>>16927064
Rough sex.

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Bakunyuu is superior.

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>>16927139
Dullacat!

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>>16927169
Incorrect. There's nothing more satisfying than pounding a monstergirl's plump ass while massaging her big bouncy tits.

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>>16927172
Gonna roll her.
Gonna love her.

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>>16927170
I'm definitely not opposed to pregnant sex, quite the opposite really.
It may take some adjusting for the brawler wolfu, though, since I'm not about to go hard & fast while she's carrying.

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>>16927172
I looked upon you and knew in that moment that you were my nigga
Nothing short of titanic is acceptable for me

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>>16927172
Mmm rare prisms

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>>16927182
>>16927172
Broooooothers!

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>>16927186
Praise oppai.

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>>16927186
I still want my beachball-tits Sandworm!

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>>16927181
How would you react to the idea that the most muscular and lewdest of the sisters is also the most doting mother?

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>>16926874
>spoiler
I'm man enough to take that cake!

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>>16927191
Praise them indeed!
Be they derederes, tsunderes, or himes!
Bullys, meidos, childhood friends or more!

>>16927192
Would be interesting, especially considering that she can move them easily

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>>16927191
Praise, praise!

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>>16927176
>There's nothing more satisfying than pounding a monstergirl's plump ass while massaging her big bouncy tits.
Pounding a monstergirl's plump loli ass while massaging her DFC.

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>>16927197
Would you pick her up and fuck her plump ass like an onahole as her tits jiggle and her glasses go askew while she ahegaos?

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>>16927205
Lolis with fat asses are a welcome part of the bodytype spectrum.

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>>16927198
I'm just imagining how amazing it would feel for her to smother me with them, with her viscous slimy skin making them all oily as they slide back and forth in a full body tittyrub. Unf!

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>>16927205
Did I ask? Loli a shit.

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>>16927213
Yep.
She's built for that kinda stuff....although if she goes into that lamia mode it'll be a tad more awkward.

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>>16927064
>Walk in on waifu schlicking
>She's mostly nude, panting heavily as her hands work her pussy
>She notices me
>Freezes like a deer in the headlights, face bright red
>Tell her I think it's kind of hot coming home to see her like this
>Pull up a chair, drop my pants, and whip out my dick
>Ask her if it's okay if I watch
>She nods, tentatively starting again
>Start stroking it as we plays with herself
>Our eyes never leave each other
>She gets bolder, turning into different positions to show off
>She's biting her lip looking at my cock in my hands, watching it grow bigger & harder with each position
>Finally can't contain myself
>Strip completely and crawl onto the bed with her
>My hands slide between her legs as my mouth finds hers
>She lets out a deep moan before reaching for my cock
>She pumps my shaft, stroking & teasing the sensitive flesh as I stir up her insides
>Our bodies begin to quiver at each other's touch, desperate for more
>She breaks away for a moment only to force my shoulders to the bed
>Her breathing is almost ragged, her face is flushed, and her crotch is soaked
>'I can't take anymore. Either we cut the teasing and you fuck me ragged in the next five seconds or I'm going to rape you so hard you'd think we were still dating.'
>You don't need to be told twice
>You grab her thick hips tightly, plunging her down on your eager cock
>She shudders as you hilt inside her, revelling in how hard she's just been filled up
>'OooohhhhhFUCK yes, this is what I've wanted all day!~'
>What began as an impromptu voyeur show develops into a long night of rough, passionate, almost violent fucking
And that's how our first daughter will be conceived.

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>>16927172
>>16927182
>>16927191
>>16927199
Me bretheren

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>>16927206
Yes to all of that but first I would tear her clothes off and throw her in a standing 69 until she's cum at least three or four times. Then the real fun begins.

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>>16927195
I believe it. She'd certainly be the most flustered of all of them. Of all the challenges she's faced so far, it's the one she knows the least about handling. Up until then, just about every problem she ran into could be solved by overpowering it.
But that doesn't mean she's not going to be the best mom of all of 'em though, dammit!

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>>16927213
Just imagine this anon.
>You fell out of the portal into the desert.
>You're alone and tired when you feel a rumble.
>Suddenly you see a massive trail of dirt being kicked up before a massive Sandworm bursts out from beneath the ground and swallows you whole
>And as you fall into the depths of her shell, her body lunges out to meet you with heart pupils in her eyes.
>Wide hips, dripping with slime and with tits a little bit bigger than beachballs.
>Hours later you wake up with your clothes removed and hung from some sturdy outcropping of her shell with your dick still between her warm slimy tits.

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>>16927226
>>16927199
>>16927191
>come home from ten hour day at work
>first discussion I see is about huge titties and why they're so good
It's days like today where I remember why I always come here.

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>>16927232
Clearly the best way to get that lonely shortstack cake is just to pick her up and make it clear how you feel.
>"Hey there! You! You like dragons? I can show you to one! Just fifty gold t- what are you doing? Hey! Hey put me down I... Oh. That's uh. That's prett-MMMMF!"

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I want a pure hearted Valkyrie who wishes for nothing more than to protect the innocent and praise her god.

With the biggest titties possible and an ass that is impossible to quit.

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Undead bakunyuu.

>>16927220
You're a wonderful person.

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>>16927254
Is she oblivious to how fuckable her body is, or is she painfully aware and has to 'punish' herself to maintain her purity?

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>>16927254
If she had a plain body, her Einherjar would feel less incentive to put a daughter in her.

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>>16927219
Well if I'm relegated to either hoisting them up with my hands as I awkwardly walk behind her or shouldering them like Atlas as I walk in front of her to give her a break while walking with them, then so be it.
>>16927243
Pull up a chair, mate. We're one big oppai family.
>>16927240
Ah, the rush and majesty of seeing a gargantuan sandworm burst out of the sands would be so exhilarating. Truly an awesome, powerful thing to behold.
And then to have a doting deredere if not a little bit yandere/overly clingy and protective chounyuu girl like that with such luscious pink and always wet and hydrating skin, baaahhh fuck. I'd just start sucking at them and hugging them and full-torso-groping them if I woke up in that position. I hope she wouldn't find me rude that the first thing she'd wake up to is me just worshipping those massive heaving things.

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>>16927182
GIGA MILK!

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>>16927254
>Children run up to her all the time because she's such a caring, matronly and kind person
>On not just one occasion she's legitimately lost one for a minute dangling in her underboob from hugging them

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>>16927199
What a stern-looking Pharaoh.

I bet she's not one of those Pharaohs who spends all day having sex, she probably runs her kingdom so well there's almost no need for an Anubis.

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>>16927273
I wonder if the 'all work and no play' adage is backwards for Anubi.
All play and no work makes Anubus a dull girl. And by dull, that means crazy.

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>>16927263
Could be cute, although everyone would be confused and bewildered.

>>16927265
Obviously we need to go to the kingdom of the holst queen where large breasts are common and the truly grand chests can be found with a little looking.

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>>16927234
All her daughterus would be /fit/ and strong and she'd love them to pieces.

>>16927254
Do you want her to slowly fall into becoming a Dark Valk or do you want to have a vanilla romance with her?

>>16927263
Nothing would make her happier than seeing your cute face as your load spurts out of the fleshy canyon of her tits.

>>16927265
Do you want a /fit/ Giga Milk Minotaur to drag you to her sorority on the full moon and give you a chugjob while a bunch of other turbo busty /fit/ girls cheer her on?

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>>16927261
Oblivious of course. She also makes double entendres without meaning to.

>Sometimes you get a piggyback from her
>Someone asks her if it's embarassing
>"Not at all, I love it when Anon rides me. It's exciting."
>>16927283
100% vanilla.

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>>16927259
Oh, you!

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>Real bakunyuu hours
And lo, when I was about to stop coming here as frequently, I get dragged right back in

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>>16927290
Remember, you're here forever.

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What is the goldilocks zone of perkiness and sag when it comes to big bakunyuu boobies?

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>>16927160
Even if she makes you wear slave rags and say things like "I am only a humble slave for my wise and beautiful Queen. Please use me how you wish" and do things like dance for her her oil her down?

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>>16927301
It's called holst milk.
Fights the sag so they can be extra large and extra perky

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>>16927278
A Pharaoh can't be everywhere at once.
That's where Anubi step in.

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>>16927285
How oblivious are we talking? Like, she's clumsy and ends up in awkward situations while wondering why you look at her weird? Or 'If this were any other girl, this is what she'd do to see how far she could push you before you break' levels?

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>>16927281
Well if I were doing the Atlas carry, I wouldn't be able to see their confused and bewildered faces, as I'd have a breast on each shoulder oozing over as I walked with my head firmly lodged between.
Actually, it would be quite a cooperative effort. She'd have to instruct me which way to walk as I heaved them along through the marketplace.
>>16927283
>Nothing would make her happier than seeing your cute face as your load spurts out of the fleshy canyon of her tits.
Then I hope she's ready to be happy every single day of her life as much as possible. I'd have a lot of catching up to do to bring it up to 'single thing I've done the most of within my life'.
Sandworms are able to absorb SE from literally anywhere within their bodies too, right? So she'd still get the most out of it. That's wonderful.

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>>16927305
>not wanting a little sag to better represent the heft of that monstergirls tits

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>>16927278
>Young Scribe Anon checks in on her.
>"Anubis? You haven't left your chambers for days, are you well?"
>Walks inside to see an Anubis lying in a pile of parchments and scrolls.
>Her ears perk up and she rushes over to the scribe.
>"Anon! Thank Horus! I need a schedule, please!"
>"A-Anubis, I-"
>"Please! I need a strict schedule! Plans! Jobs to do! Everything is so efficient with this current Pharaoh! I have barely any work to do!"
>"But-"
>"I'M GOING MAD! I NEED SOMETHING TO KEEP MY OCCUPIED! I NEED A TASK!"
>"I-I'm going to get some help..."
>She pauses for a moment, then closes the door with a touch of magic.
>"That won't be necessary scribe. In fact I've just thought of a way for you to help me... Take off your robes."

And that is how Corrupted Anubis' are made.

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>>16927315
>Pharaoh blames the local Apophis for her Anubus' fallen state
>Apophis is just lazily chilling with her husband and has no idea what the Pharaoh is talking about, having given up on the kingdom a long time ago

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>>16927310
Probably the second one with a bit of the first one.

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>>16927313
There's definitely merits to both and a balance to strike for the ideal.

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>>16927315
I wonder how intense of a sex schedule the anubis will have for her new husband/pet?

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>>16927313
Oh, there'd be a little big but you wouldn't see them drooping and ugly.

>>16927311
Just hope she doesn't get too distracted to telly you what to do.

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>>16927278
I'd like to accompany an anubis on a pharaoh-mandated vacation.

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>>16927301
For me, there's a ratio. The more you want them to sag, the more they have to be filled out to compensate. Though her body needs to be similarly filled out, and anything that hits the naval is an automatic no-go for me. Your pic, for example, is a no-go. She looks like she has a pair of speedbags hanging off her chest.

Mom in my pic is probably my butter zone.

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>>16927283
>chugjob
I'm scared. Yet very aroused.

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>>16927143
Only yandere yetis get off to the sounds of cold travelers

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>>16927324
>One of the servants walks past her chambers.
>"No Anon you bumbling fool! Anal sex starts at 8:15, not 8:10! Now get back to rubbing my paws!"

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>>16927324
>>16927333
>check out her schedule
>every time slot just lists a different sex position

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>>16927327
God I loved that series.

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>>16927327
Ah, a timeless classic

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>>16927328
It's simple anon, nothing to be scared about.
She just slings you over her shoulder and secures your dick in her mouth.
Then she starts sucking until she can't anymore while her friends chant "Chug!
Chug! Chug!"
She can't stop sucking until the end,
even when you cum.
She'll also boost your semen production and stamina with about a dozen manticore venom injections.
If she's really kinky she'll compete with her friends to see who can chug you longer.

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>>16927311
Once you incubize you'll practically be immortal so you could become an eternal paizuri engine if you wanted.

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>>16927333
>>16927336
>"Anubis can we take a break? I'm exhausted."
>"No! You had a generous 5 minute break a few hours ago! Now keep your head down there and keep that tongue working!"

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>>16927333
This poor dog needs to learn to relax. Have some spontaneity in her life. Throw out the schedule, let Anon give her a nice massage, then some gentle sex with Anon randomly changing positions once in a while.

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>>16927297
The only thing keeping me here is the writing. If only I could get rid of that...

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>>16927327
>>16927344
>>16927345
Between that and Maria I could jack off for the rest of my life.

Goddamn I need a cowgirl in my life.

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>>16927325
I can see her getting lost in the moment and resulting in us bumping into some walls. But one, that's cute, and two, they double as airbags!
>>16927358
Anything to be able to satisfy those lusty busty beachball-or-larger. It would be both of our breakfast lunch and dinner as we leap among the sands helping stranded travelers.
They ride on the outside, see, while I keep that engine running, as you suggested.

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>>16927380
Would you want to be Hathor's consort anon?
You'd get to suckle milk from her inverted nipples and gorgeous bakunyuu tits every day between pounding her in every position you can think of.
Sweet and gentle goddess she may be,
she's also a fertility goddess. Hathor's a little more kinky than you'd expect.

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>>16927380
Hathor is the breast goddess.

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>>16927385
Goddammit anon I just masturbated.

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>>16927370
That's an awfully good way to get your Anubis all flustered and stuttering. You'd better be ready to hold her tight against your chest afterwards to calm her down thanks to your spontaneity. And be prepared for the next time the two of you make love, she'll have your session all planned out beforehand as payback, right down to how many loads you have to pump into her from each position.

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>>16927385
That's the dream right there anon, I've been a Hathorite from day one so it would be a huge honor to get to fill her with my seed day in and day out while drinking that literally heavenly milk.
>>16927386
Hell yeah.

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>>16927380
Can you imagine running into a hathorite kingdom?
All the thick thighs, huge breasts, and pudge?

>>16927384
She'd probably let out a cute, but lewd, moan when she hit it.

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>>16927385
Is it weird that watching an inverted nipple become hard makes me horribly aroused? Either by teasing the nipple directly and then pulling away to show it's engorged, or by teasing the girl and watching them swell up? I can't be the only one... Right?

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>>16927386
She's more than that anon. She's the goddess of joy, love and childbirth as well. Everything about her body makes her perfect for breeding and love.
I'm pretty sure our Hathor is also friends with Amaterasu and Ra, so maybe you'll be given to her as a consort only to walk in on a naked Japanese wolfu sitting spread legged on the beautiful holstein goddess smirking and giving you a "come hither" gesture with her head resting on Hathor's tits.

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>>16927403
That's prefect.

I wish she was canon.

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>>16927397
Watch out anon. Hathor's sweet as sugar outside the bedroom but she's a freak in the sheets.
You'll have to hold on to her wildly thrusting hips for dear life!

>>16927400
Nothing wrong with an indicator that your doing a good job anon.

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>>16927395
Nope. No sex schedules. If she comes to me with one, I will rip it up and flat-out refuse to have sex with her. If there's one place where planning and thinking don't have to be involved, it's in bed. She'll just have to live with some surprises.

And I'll be so proud of her the day she decides to take the lead and try something new in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never smother your face into the fragrant cleavage of a lonely 7ft. tall bakunyuu fox
>she will never wrap you in her tail(s) in kind

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>>16927398
Hathorite kingdoms are the happiest places on Earth, and you know what they say about happy cows.
>>16927400
You are not the only one anon, its a glorious sight.
>>16927408
Oh but anon that's exactly what I love about cowgirls, the gentle and kind outer demeanor and the sex maniac inside, luckily there's quite a bit to hold on to and grope while trying to last longer than 8 seconds.

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>>16927398
Adorable.
>"U-uwh... go straight~"
>But we just bumped into a wall!
>"Fufu... I know..."
It would then quickly turn into her just fucking me with my body pressed up against the wall by her gargantuan tits.

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>>16927409
>Be a scribe that the Anubis raped.
>You've gotten used to this big lewd bodied girl pumping your dick dry every day, even fallen in love with her.
>But she keeps trying to schedule everything about sex, right down to when he orgasms.
>He's started fighting back against it though.
>He makes sure to cum five times instead of once and always goes against the position.
>One day she pulls out her schedule to slowly read it to him.
>He grabs it, rips it in half, and shoves the Anubis down to the bed with a rough kiss before sliding his dick in and mating pressing her.
>Her body moves on it's own and leg locks him as her eyes gain hearts in the pupils.
And that's how anon's daughteru was conceived.

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>>16927416
Even the thugs would have big titties there!
mantises, mummies, kakuren and more!
They'd all have huge breasts to use on you!

>>16927418
You'd probably end up with a couple onlookers.

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>>16927408
>In the bedroom waiting for Hathor to come in
>Expect her to be a blushing lovey-dovey type in some pure white negligee
>The door opens, and in saunters Hathor, in black garter and lacy racy lingerie, with a demon silver riding crop in hand
>Gulp as she closes the door behind her and runs a hand to pinch her own massive tit, licking her lips and asking you if you're ready to have some nice fertile fun

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>>16927409
A noble goal if I've ever seen one. I'm sure there would be lots of pouting and scowls shot your way at first, but she'd eventually come around and surprise you one day with some innovations she thought up. But you would still make sure you reach the ear-scratch quota set for each day, right? There's nothing worse than a wolfu going to bed all sad after a day devoid of them.

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>>16927425
People of the walled city would just become used to the sloppy, shlucky sounds of love coming from alleyways when the man with the strange, mega-topheavy 'lamia' comes to town.

You know, I wonder what it must look like seeing a Sandworm polymorph back from her compact state to her full sized normal state. Probably a sight to behold.

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>>16927427
Just imagine if it was Hathor, Ammy and Ra though?
>Amaterasu is in nothing but body paint and is openly fingering herself while licking her lips looking at you.
>Ra is in a pure white babydoll and is shyly looking out from between her lewd friends.
>"Please be gentle with us anon."
>Anon can't tell if the Kuu sun goddess is joking or if she's dead serious.

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>>16927425
Exactly, they'd corner you and smother you with their breasts while giving you rough gang paizuri one after another.

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>>16927437
Yep.
And they'd take you home after that for more breast bullying.
While one has you drink from her chest to keep you going.

That or present you to their ultra busty boss whose taking a more administrative role ever since that hathor milk heist that's left her a bit 'unwieldy'

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>>16927437
>Anon is cornered by a gang of Hathorite priestesses of various rough species, all of them big busty and brown.
>"Ooh~ Look at his skin! So pale!"
>"It's cuuute~"
>"What I'm focused on is what he's packin' down there~ How's the local food been treating you sexy?"
>"Enough waiting! I've been itching to get pregnant ever since this guy came into town and our sisterhood got dibs! Let's go!"
>"Yeah! Time to get our wombs messed up!"

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>>16927427
Anon, no. I can't masturbate right now.

I just looked through my folder, and I have no images of a cow in racy black dom lingerie. How has this NOT been made yet?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927436
>Foursome with the sun goddesses
That takes me back

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>>16927450
>pale
Get some sun man.

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>>16927458
Compared to the desert girls, we'd all be pale.
They probably find it exotic

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>>16927209
I hope Nav draws the anubis' butt some day, too.

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>>16927442
I bet the size of a woman's 'assets' in a Hathorite kingdom determine how high class she's seen as, so the boss being huge would fit perfectly for a woman of her rank.
>>16927450
I wouldn't even try to resist, not only because I'd be paralyzed with social awkwardness and fear from being surrounded and 'attacked', but also because I was kind of hoping that would happen and that's why I came to their town in the first place.
>>16927457
What a great time that was.

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>>16927452
>Five hours later a chesty Anubis pops her head in and is greeted with the sight of Hathor's enormous black silk covered ass slamming up and down between anon's legs as he howls with pleasure?
>"Lady Hathor?"
>"What is it Lapis?"
>"We're packing it in for the day. Do you need anything?"
>"No, no I'll be fine my child. Mmmmm~ I'll be fine."
>"Very well my la-"
>"Wait, Lapis. Before you go there's a couple jugs of milk in the kitchen. Take them with you, they'll just spoil otherwise. Give your husband a nice night~"
>"Thank you my lady."
>"You're welcome Lapis. See you next week~ Nowww, back to my dear fucktoy~ Just a couple more days and I'll have a cute demigoddess brewing inside me darling~ Keep going!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927476
Probably, although it would be more of a cultural thing to not take advantage of any hinderances they may have.
Can you imagine how a pack of hathorite werewolves would react if you brought their boss low by kneading her positively tremendous chest while she awkwardly tries to stop you?

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>>16927478
>Hathor milk
>spoiling

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927483
If you leave any milk out in the sun for two days it won't taste good anon. Might as well give them to the secretary dog while they're nice and chilly so she can really spice up her sex life.

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>>16927483
Shhhh.
Its extra and Hathor is a kind goddess, not like she's gonna be running out anytime soon anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927488
Again.
>Hathor milk or any kind of monstergirl milk
>spoiling like store bought milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927478
Fuck, girl's like a train with no brakes. Just going and going and going and going and pounding and filling and filling and milking you more and more...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927488
>Keep giving hathor milk to the secretary dog who works there.
>She ends up with a bust, hips, thighs, and rear to almost rival her goddess, along with a healthy amount of pudge.
>She keeps pouting because she's too busy to get a guy and can only see you.
>That and her hips make regular pants impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw Anon stepped on her foot at the ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927478
>hathor
>calling men "fucktoys"
Your sort of faggotry is ruining gentle femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927481
I'd love to have a sit down and learn about their culture with them.

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>>16927497
Just imagine what the aftercare will be like after she gets pregnant!

>>16927501
A goddess in heat is not going to be gentle anon.
Also I wrote that in response to >>16927427

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>>16927503
>Ask the other wolfus how things in their country work while their boss is unable to move due to you milking her overly large chest.
>They explain, with a blush, that you're kinda doing a cultural taboo right there.
>"Yah see, you aren't supposed to take advantage of a woman's chest like that, especially if you're unmarried."
>You just keep looking them in the eyes while their boss quivers, whimpers, and spurts out a bit of milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927498
The best and worst thing about marrying a deity: limitless stamina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927511
How would they react to you saying "I'm about to be married" before shoving your dick inside their boss and fucking her right there in front of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927511
>Also, you kinda just proposed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927500
I'll have to make it up to her by princess carrying her back to her chambers (can't risk injuring it anymore) and affectionately pampering her the rest of the night (have to make sure it's taken care of).

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>>16927512
She has the tools and drive to make you cumflate her.

>>16927518
You'd probably see one of them faint dead away.
They may also being masturbating in side rooms while their boss whines for them to come back, her chest serving only to be a platform for her body while you bone her on it.

>>16927520
Drop your pants.
Take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927205
>Pounding a monstergirl's plump loli ass while massaging her DFC.
Pear shaped monster lolis are truly an underappreciated delight.

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>>16927512
>Fucking Hathor for the first time after becoming her husband.
>It feels so good you lose track of time entirely, pounding away and cumming inside her again and again.
>Absentmindedly you turn your head and notice it's daytime.
>Ask her in a panic if you've been going all night long and didn't notice.
>"Oh no darling~ No you didn't~"
>Her voice seems incredibly breathless and pleased, so you relax before she speaks up again.
>"It's more like a week~"
>Panic again, starting to pull out and talking about how you need to get back to work
>TheDepartmentofHathorsPlumpThighsHasDeniedYourRequest.gif
>"Don't worry~ Don't worry~ It's all good anon~ Just don't stop~"

[Anonymous No.]

What's it like getting stuck under her dress forever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927500
It wouldn't have happened to a girl without weird, big, unwieldy paws for feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927524
Considering they're werewolves, proposing to their alpha probably means you'll have all of them as wives too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927541
I don't know. Drink some bleach to find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927541
Eternal sumata between rough fucking sessions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927545
Well yeah but they've seen what you've done to their boss.

And she had the biggest breasts of all of them, what hope do they have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927538
>A literal week of nonstop sex
Good lord. That pussy game has to be crazy not to notice how much stank would have built up from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927538
I hope Hathor is into anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927558
Anon, Hathor's a literal goddess. The pussy game is impossible by mortal standards.

>>16927559
She's into whatever gets you off. Though she'd prefer it if you impregnate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927554
They don't have any hope, and that's what's turning them on.
You're strong enough to make them all willing mothers to your children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927508
>A goddess in heat is not going to be gentle
She's the goddamn goddess of nurturing, not rough sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927570
Yep.
They may have to do respectable jobs once they're a bunch of pregnant, lactating, hugely busty women with your pups.
The boss better hope that one of the priestesses doesn't give her a 'blessing'.

She's having enough trouble walking as it is.

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>>16927578
Who says you have to be rough to be an insatiable sex fiend. Long hours of gentle momdom and vigorous cuddlesex on top of typical monstergirl 'don't stop fucking my until I'm overflowing' lewdness.

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>>16927578
She's the goddess of Joy, Love and Motherhood anon.
Nothing in there says she can't engage in a bit of Moo-Snu for the sake of reproduction here and there.

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>>16927542
>weird
Now that's just an outright lie. You're right in the fact that, sure, her paws may be a hindrance from time to time, but there is absolutely nothing odd about the beautiful paws of an Anubis.

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>>16927566
Well, she better be prepared for a nice, hours-long group bath to clean up after that...
Assuming she actually stops at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927596
It'll be a long while but it will finish.
And then you get to bathe with her in an ornate tub and feel all the fatigue just drift off your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926495
Well they still slayed a DL. What's more, the full monster DL was most likely stronger than the current one too since their sole purpose was to fight and kill humans. That says a lot about how strong humans can get in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

All this cause someone had the audacity to wanna fuck a Sandworm, of all things, with lap-filling mega-tits.
They're beasts, I tell you. Town ruiners. Mindless crazed things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927611
I didn't know what chounyuu and bakunyuu meant before he and the other guy brought them up.
I'm glad I was here today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927611
Shai-Hulud

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927611
Not my fault I want to come across a bunch of bakunyuu mummies whose chests are barely covered by bandages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927601
The past DLs are insects compared to the current.

Also only Gary Stu legendary hero can kill DLs, though now the Hero Blessing is mass produced and apparently this gives average joe the power to fight Dragons evenly.

But to get to DL slaying, I dont think the blessing is enough, you need Gary Stus.

Even a Gary Stu Hero, I dont think he could kill the current DL, even if he theoretically could kill past ones.

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>>16927623
Everyone forgets the Ace in the DL's hole(s). Literally. He's fucking her holes.
The Gary Stu she has as her faithful husband.
Surely he's gotta be megapowered at this point too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927628
What's even your point

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[Anonymous No.]

>>16927635
Sorry I don't like small girls who follow instead of leading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927635
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927635
Why do I need kerphis tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927520
I want to be dominated by a big strong wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927635
Hoooo baby, now we're talkin
Don't get me started

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927648
I want to let those sweater puppies run wild on my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927635
Angelic brown harem beauties~

[Anonymous No.]

Even though it doubtless feels good, CPR from a mershark must at a glance look even messier than real CPR, what with all the red mana flowing out from every scratch or bite she inflicts during the "treatment."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927648
>tfw no more wolfu stories because every other canine mg took their spotlight

[Anonymous No.]

The current DL is too enthroned to be defeated she has:
> Her own incredible power, that make previous DLs look like shit
> Her even stronger husband
> An army of Lilims
> Gods that side with her over the Chief God

Plotwist:

> The portals here will open, but not by monsters, but by the Chief God as she finds anons when mixed with the MGE mana, are the only thing strong enough to defeat the DL+Lilims+allies+husband.
> Only for anons to just get a waifu, making the DL now EVEN HARDER to defeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927669
That dude has a long arm

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927635
Needs a shortstack cow print wearing one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927669
I want to date a tomboy mershark lifeguard! Get /fit/ swimming all the time, bro it up after she gets done working, chilling at our place with vidya and Netflix, aggressive, spur-of-the-moment sex everywhere, and falling asleep cuddling with her, gently kissing her as I tell her how cute she is.

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>>16927678
>"Oh brave champions of humanity, I have summoned you from your world to save mine from the scourge of the Demon Lord and her foul ki-"
>Sweet, monstergirls.
>FUCK YES WAIFUS ARE REAL
>We're super powerful now right? I'm gonna go impress the fuck out of a Dragon
>I'm gonna go fishing for a mershark!
>I'm just gonna lay down and let the first monstergirl to find me have her way!
>You slut!
>"Bu-But..."
This breaks the Chief God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927669
Mersharks speeding around with first aid kits at sniffing out even the tiniest of cuts is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927695
>Shota who got a cut on a rock in the shallows of the beach is suddenly surrounded by three oppai ara-ara mershark lifeguards fussing all over him
>gives the Sandlot smile and thumbs up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927693
No worries. I'm sure that even the Chief God could find someone to take her. There has to be some anon out there who gets off to centuries-old, lawful good CC angels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927693
Lmao, this is hillarious as fuck. It needs its own mini-story/greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927678
The Chief God could just make it so humans that have sex with monstergirls just straight up die. That'll make them recoil hard.

I mean you're a fucking god, what CAN'T you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927713
>lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927715
>Thinking death matters to monstergirls
That's cute, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927696
Well, at least this one didn't run into the megalodon mershark, the poor shotas that do are never the same again afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927729
Earth humans can't be brought back. No SE, different universes.

Unless you're roleplaying as an MGE human right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927635
Oh my, how lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927733
She's kinda... big... for a lifeguard. Kinda old and cakey too.
But she's already got a shota boyf- er, boy she found orphaned at the beach that she looks after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927729
>Lich Cougar carouses the local taverns and bars in the Undead Kingdom, looking for a young man to be her apprentice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927715
These are Greek myth-style gods, there is a surprising amount that they can't do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927595
They are weird. Fur, claws, weird pads on the soles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927750
>Meanwhile ZUUS can do what the fuck he wants
I bet it was he who left before the chief god came in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927635
I want to fuck those brown bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927748
I'll be her apprentice, I bet it would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927744
>boy she found orphaned at the beach that she looks after.
The parents would still like their son back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927766
They're pretty aloof ever since his mom monsterized into a succubus. But he of course is only 'visiting' her. For extended periods.

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>>16927759
You don't want to go down that road. It starts with just two bugs, then their sisters show up, then their cousins, then they call over some friends for good measure and before you know it you can barely set your foot down without stepping on something brown and gold.

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>>16927777
Are you trying to discourage me, anon? Because it's not working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927777
Clearly, a sacred proposition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927775
Monsterized mothers wouldn't be bad parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927792
Hey anon
It's a cheeky pretend fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927799
I'm tired, I can't register that kind of stuff right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927792
Tubby momsters are for making feel young again.
Along with impregnating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927799
If the pretend fantasy game gets too retarded, people will stop playing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927812
Hey anon
It's just spitballing fun stories with anonymous people

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927512
Cow god best god

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927812
You're a colossally salty faggot aren't ya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927815
Fuck you, if you haven't accounted for every factor and set it up in such a way that I could measure out and place figures on a game board to enact a scenario it's shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927823
Looks like I struck a nerve.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that all types of girls can be milk maids.

Even jinkos, although holsts naturally gravitate towards it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927837
anyone else here enjoy sheep/goats milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927837
My daughteru is going to be milky and make her mother jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927787
Look, it's all fun and games at first, but think about the long run. All that brown skin isn't going to rub scented oil on itself up so it can remain soft, smooth and wonderful smelling. Would you really want to spend all that time running your hands all over squirming, barely clad Khepris? I don't think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927873
Are you kidding me? I'd love to do oil up each and every one of those Khepris.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927854
Never had it.


>>16927857
What species and how did you manage that?

[Anonymous No.]

Rich or Average?
Elegant or crass?
Finesse or wild?
Dom or Sub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927873
>Oiled brown bodies just quivering and squirming and writhing in a big pile on top of you
>You can't tell where your hands are, you're just moving them randomly and they're ending up... places
Sounds perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927811
This guy understands the finer things in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927889
What?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927903
He's asking you questions, you stupid idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927907
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927904
clever succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927904
/cock/ was a nice board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927880
Well, doesn't matter. You'd still get tired of the old "Oooh, my hands slipped and now you're all suffused with that ball of demonic energy I was gathering." trick in short order. They barely even bother to look apologetic afterwards, it's all just wondering out loud how they could make it up to you and mischievous feigned concern over your ragged breathing and other physiological functions. Crawling into your lap to fawn over you and assure you that it will never happen again doesn't really help either.
You'd think after they bump a literal ball of fuck on someone, they'd be a bit more remorseful. Infuriating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927948
Well if I did get tired of that I would just explain to them that they didn't need to hit me with a ball of concentrated horniness as an excuse to have sex. Man, dealing with those desert bugs sounds hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927882
Dragon and hoarding magic along with accidental holst milk. My daughteru is going to be a big girl when she grows up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927948
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927959
What seems to be the problem?

[Anonymous No.]

Who's the best girl to play with your hair while you rest your head​ on her lap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927971
Clearly a Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927904
>Forgot to color the desk
All it took was one click with the paintbucket tool, dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927971
Your waifu.
I have short hair so I'd love to feel my demonfu's fingernails scratch my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927977
White desks exist anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927971
My waifu's of course! Or even my daughteru's, I've got long hair and I'm sure they'd both like to play with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927971
My waifu with her scaly claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927980
Not in my world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16925253
There's a lot wrong with that, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927993
Then what am I typing from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927082
I don't deserve forgiveness for what happened to the Oomukades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927669
cheeky monsters trying their damnedest to get a kiss sounds pretty cute!

>on a date with oni coworker at a fancy restaurant
>things going very smoothly, both of you hitting it off and making each other laugh
>food and drinks are good too
>a drop of sake goes down the wrong pipe
>nothing a small fit of coughing won't fix
>oni is panicking
>"aw shit you can't die on our first date! C'mere I-I know CPR!"
>you insist you're fine but the oni is still trying to strong arm you to her side of the booth making an effort to 'save you'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927996
A computer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928010
Wurm Wurmsdottir please.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Bapho hugs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928006
>cheeky monsters trying their damnedest to get a kiss

Imagine that with a Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928018
Regular platonic hugs or dick in perfect Bapho cunny hugs?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember Panty-Flash Fight from Bakuman? I kind of want to see that type of thing with Monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928024
Platonic, ya big perv!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928018
The Bapho hugging around your waist and smiling up at you, the Bapho sitting in your lap facing you and nuzzling into your chest/chin, the standing on some suitable object to cradle your head close to her, or the letting herself be lifted into a bear hug kind of hugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928028
M'onii-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928026
Did someone say Fight?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928035
I want to be a slutty boy teasing all the witch hat tippers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928043
I want to rub my dick on her abs while burying my face in her tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928035
Would shove my dick between her thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928043
Yes Strawberry, someone said fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928034
Crouching down in front of a step stool while the bapho standing on it has to tiptoe in order to dote on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928035
Cute! I want to hold those paws.

[Anonymous No.]

When are we getting a dragon with more fluff? Ryus don't cut it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to buy a cage full of Familiars!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928043
Easy Girl, there's no fight going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928074
Don' put Familiars in a cage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928078
But they're cuter in a cage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928078
A box is much more environmentally frenziedly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928070
Who knows? I always liked dragon fluff but ended up settling down with my loving vanilla wife.

I still like to think she gets overly possessive and defensive when I'm around fluff. Her insecurities are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928083
Holy shit, typing is fucking HARD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928043
>>16928054
>>16928075
Strawberry was always last to the fights when she was young, on accounta she's built like a duplex brick house and taint too fast round the corners.
But you get caught in a corridor with her, lord mercy. Say goodbye to your everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928070
Get yourself a Jinouga. You get a fluffy lightning dragon and a wolfu rolled together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928070
>Ryus don't cut it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928080
They're perfectly cute outside of a cage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928111
Yes but they're cuter in the cage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928115
That's Familiar cruelty, there are laws against that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928119
laws are for gay fags, I'm going to keep a bunch of Familiars in a single cage so they're all cute and naked and squished up against each other and nobody is going to stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928127
In another timeline, I ask something here. I remember it from before in the future. I will not this time. I simply wished to point it out, even as it makes me feel out of mind doing so. Lest it one day matter, or if it already has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928132
you talk funny.
what did you ask in the other timeline?

[Anonymous No.]

Cages only work if they're not abusive, and the only one who could pull that off is KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928135
"Why not put her/them on a chain? It lets them still//while moving around". That's the most I can remember before my focus is shifted and my words get hard to put together
It even feels hard to type about it and is taking me much longrer to just post this because

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928138
Can you stop bring that shitter up at every goddamn opportunity? I figured you'd take a hint already.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Wyverns still insist on their husbands owning a suit of armor, even in the modern day?
There could be an entire industry around Wyverns commissioning armor for their new son-in-laws, and I imagine most of them would probably be super chuuni now that they don't have to worry about functionality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928138
KDF is a weenie
>>16928141
chains are dumb and they won't be all squished up together without the cage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928149
You said that already...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928138
>>16928147
Both you types need to fuck off, the ones who can't shut up about liking him and the ones who can't shut up about hating him. Just let the poor asshole be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928148
I could see it being used for ceremonial reasons. Their riders were knights in the old days who had to best them to bed them, so maybe they still commission some sort of ceremonial regalia for when they get married. I'd totally be down for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928154
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928148
Dragoons might wear more lightweight stuff since Wyverns aren't the sizable proper monsters they once were. They're probably still strong enough to carry a lithe and fit husband, but he may wear more leather or sleek stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928173
You know Wyverns can shift to their pre-DL forms, right? All draconids can. Some just choose not to so they don't scare their husbands. So while the idea of a little wyvern girl carrying her master is cute, she can easily turn into a full-sized mount for him. Magic armor takes care of the protection.

[Anonymous No.]

We need art of a Lich cosplaying as the Dark Lich from Secret of Mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927641
ugh, can you just keep quiet then? Some of us like to lead. When people start calling each others taste bad we get shitstorms that are giant wastes of time. I realize you like being dommed but I just want to have some woman who trusts me enough to let me take control. We can coexist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928181
For some reason I thought that was just regular Dragons. Still, it's a cool idea thinking of her talon-carrying some skyknight/Granblue fantasy looking armored husband and flinging him down to perform some magical airstrike thing.
Only sexier, cause she'll have a BIG FAT WYVERN BOOTY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928181
Wyverns are so cute looking like that.
I want to fuck the booty wyvern and somehow have it end up with us being an adventuring duo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16926590
>unnecessarily huge breasts
no thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928211
Ho man, are you glad you weren't here earlier

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928211
Huge breasts are always necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928211
Well you're boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928211
You're not gonna like the bakunyuu discussion then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928211
I guess you missed the fucking fantastic about lap-filling beachball sized glorious bakunyuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928222
Stupid huge tsuncow tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928228
Huge tits are boing.

I should really go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928235
She just needs someone to milk them, you're the only person around right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you support your daughteru if she really wanted to join the Sabbath Scouts anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928244
No, because clearly some old Baphomet hag is trying to twist her mind into letting some middle aged loser give her the dick immediately instead of letting her childhood friend give it to her eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928236
>Huge tits are boing.
Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928244
If the uniforms didn't fully show her chest and pussy and butt off to the world then maybe. No daughter of mine will be wearing something that revealing till she's married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928244
Of course anon! She'd have to follow mine and her mother's rule of wearing her latex leotard under her Sabbath Scout outfit so people know her private places are unavailable, but other than that I'm sure the Sabbath Scouts would be a fun social experience for her and her little friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928244
Sure, but noting but platonic hugs until she's out of high school. Molesting the neighbor shota is an exception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928266
>>16928273
Since when are the revealing window uniforms a thing? Shit, since when are sabbath scouts even a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928244

Depends. I hope she put points into speech/persuasion/whateverthefuck. Charisma isn't a dump stat in the real world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928266
Don't be silly, anon. The ceremonial uniforms are meant to be worn during formal occasions only, away from prying eyes and not in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928276
As far as I know it's all just threadcanon anon.

Personally, I like the ideas of an organization that helps daughterus and other little girls go out and do community service and other enriching and character-building extracurricular activities with a group of friends, as that sort of thing is great for teaching them how to become well rounded and thoughtful in the future in addition to a great number of other things, but that's just me.

The lewd outfits are pretty neat too, I just love the idea of my daughteru wearing windowed clothes with tight, shiny latex underneath and covering all the important bits. I agree with >>16928289 though, those should only be for special occasions and not all time time in public as some people might object to that.

[Anonymous No.]

The Sabbath is nothing more than a terrorist organization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928341
And this is how you get goat pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928344
Terrorist Goat pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927635
I'm into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928341
What are your thoughts on Wonderland and the Chaos faction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928341
Lies and slander! The Sabbath is a fine, upstanding organization which has made multiple great advancements in the realms of magic and science and technology!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928104
Ryus definitely do cut, as they not only have do fluff but also scales giving a wide range of feeling for their bodies. Also Ryus shouldn't be sad, like all dragons they should be happy and snuggling with the one they love most. I would love to cheer up a cute Ryu on a rainy day by asking her out on a date, I ant to be the rainbow in her sky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928368
>Ryus definitely do cut
Tragic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928390
I'm an idiot, meant to say they do make the cut when it comes to having both fluff and scales. Ryus shouldn't be sad, I Wish to meet one on a rainy day and ask her out on a date in order to see her cute smile.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be physically abused by a monster girl.
I also want to be emotionally abused by one in every way except ntr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928402
hidoi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928396
You're a nice person, anon. I hope you get to have a happy life with a Ryu.
In this world or the next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928407
Same to you anon, I hope you find your own happy life with your own waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to remind you all that you are all good people deserving of love. The world can be tough at times, but your waifu will always care for you and wait with a warm smile and open arms. Be strong for her, fellow anons, for she will continue to love you even when you feel weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928422
Hey thanks anon! You deserve your perfect waifu too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928422
Piggu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927064
Reminder her she doesn't have to masturbate when she has me there to eat her out.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a MG to slap me around until I agree to stop trying to resist the rape (not that it matters since she is so much stronger, she just gets annoyed by the constant begging to not get raped), then get raped by her. Then cuddle to her all night and feel safe in the arms of the girl who hours ago roughed me up so hard.

Which MG would fit that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928446
You've basically described the ogre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928446
Ogre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928446
I don't know anon, you seem a little slutty if you'll feel protected by a girl who slaps you around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927751
>fur
That's not weird, it's beautiful and great to stroke, brush and rub your face again

>claws
Perfect for filing and grooming. She's a wolfu afterall.

>weird pads
Don't you dare make fun of the blessed paw pads. They're a gift from the heavens.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Sea Bishop get anxious if you confessed to her your fishnet fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928422

You guys are all right. For a bunch of fags, I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928451
It's how I feel aswell. I want to be protected by a monster girl who also smacks me around a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928460
>Oh, I didn't know you were into bondage anon
>That's kinda kinky~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928449
Would a Jabberwock agree to doing this?

[Anonymous No.]

Stop forgetting what shortstacks were built for!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928460
>she goes out and buys an industrial fishing net
>rigs it up from the ceiling and gets in it
>even tangles herself up a bit
>waits for you to get home, desperate to show her enthusiasm for your fetishes
How do you react anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928472
>onee slapping her otouto
Like hell she would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928473
Cummies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928422
Thanks anon. And I know she loves me with open arms and I can't wait to see her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928478
While I agree shortstacks are for fucking, please never use that term again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928473

I would never.

Man I need to fuck a squirrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928478
No! Flustering by holding her face close to the raging boner in your pants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928482
Cummies is a cute word anon, you just need to forget about the memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928485
Well that's not very ambitious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928486
I'll never be able to disassociate that word from the "daddy" crowd. It causes revulsion on instinct now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928485
>Hug your Doraf-tier, if not an actual Doraf, wife while standing, genuinely happy to see her after a long day of work
>Problem is, she's even height with your impressive package, and unbeknownst to you, you're pretty much shoving her face to smush against your semi-chub and balls through your pants as you rub the back of your head
>Plot twist: It actually IS beknownst

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928495
When anons talk about who they're having sex with calling them "daddy" here, I means the real thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928486
It's the same as turgid. Nothing you say will ever change that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928499
That's also disgusting anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928501
I never understood why turgid is such a disgusting word. I think it describes a penis fairly well.

[Anonymous No.]

How about making fighting sexy
learn to cut a lizard woman or salamanders clothes during a fight

[Anonymous No.]

You don't need to treat your maids so delicately, as they're all trained in self defense, swordsmanship and assassinations.
Eliminating threats to their master is just another aspect of keeping things clean, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928473
Complete and utter sexual domination?

>>16928474
Laugh and then impregnate her
Innocent monster girls would take a lot of fetish names literally, never ever mention skull fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928544
That is lewd indeed. But anon tell me how you're going to be able to concentrate with those tits and that pussy exposed? She'll strike you down easily while you're distracted. And don't tell me you wouldn't look, you're not an Alp. Right?

There's an advantage and disadvantage to every move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928551
I'm normally a sub, but boy what I'd give to pin my shortstack against the ground and pump her ass like a savage dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928544
I bet Succubus blacksmiths craft weapons that are specifically designed to tear down your opponent's clothing

>>16928559
Pinning them down with your full force and bodyweight is great but you also need to show her that you can turn her into a cocksleeve at any time by lifting her up and pounding her with her legs and arms dangling

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928572
Exactly that. And my waifu is perfect for it because of her species nature. When she's shortstack I want to do that to her, reminding her who's boss and I can make her my fuck toy at any time. And I think she'd secretly like getting overpowered and dominated like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928154
You're another camp of annoying assholes who have cropped up recently. The "KDF is a good dindu" wankers giving him victimhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928588
Please just stop talking about him all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928548
I want to buy a Roomba to hack into a webcam bot, but leave the box and robot out to intimidate my Kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928588
THIS. I know women who have been molested by their fathers. This isn't okay, and it makes me sick that people allow it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928601
No need to falseflag, bucko. It's petty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928556
Ah, but that's why you work on a defensive fighting style that allows you to defend against her her attacks while observing her,.. movements
>>16928572
Finally the scissor blade is practical!

[Anonymous No.]

The small ones don't even need to rape, they can tempt men into raping them instead. But then, who is really getting raped?

No one, I guess? Either way, it's obviously an evolutionary adaptation to make up for their lack of physical capability. How very clever mother nature is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928601
Could you try to not sound like such a faggot next time you falseflag?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play D&D with monstergirls and not get mad because of them trying to lewd things up or because of them being That Guy oh no.
I want to get mad because that piece of shit no good bottom heavy cheeky Anubis NEET keeps rolling goddamn 20s. Completely legit nat 20s all the goddamn time.
We'll see how smug she is when I tell her crush that she likes him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928620
>spoiler
But anon, what if you're her crush?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928620
>I want to get mad because that piece of shit no good bottom heavy cheeky Anubis NEET keeps rolling goddamn 20s.
Why would you get angry at that? That just sounds silly.

>spoiler
That would only make her smugger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928572
>Succubus blacksmith
I would like a story about this, even a green, I hate the one succubus blacksmith that exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928618
>>16928605
Not fucking falseflagging you assholes. Seriously this didn't used to be okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928629
Well I know that's impossible, because at that point in my life my heart would still be set on my Demon Childhood friend even though I haven't seen her in years.

>>16928634
It's frustrating when your encounters get trivialized by a smug NEET with constantly exploding dice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928638
Then by all means, take you RL shit and go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928638
Suggestion. Don't use "Same" ever. It makes it look like you're astroturfing your argument even if you're not the same person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928638
Well I suppose I'll bite and take you at face value. No one cares about your 3dpd slut and her anecdotal stories. Signal your virtuous moralfaggotry elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928635
Are you talking about that one game with the corruption village?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be hugged from behind as your waifu begs for semen, then restrained by her tail and extracted anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928646
>Disliking pedophilia is moralfaggotry
Jesus fucking christ you people should stop gargling his fucking cum and see that the man is sick.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck off all of you and stop taking easy bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>Call a man out on false flagging
>Falseflagger says he isn't falseflagging
>Believe for a moment he may not be falseflagging
Really, the idiot is me. Damn my irredeemable faith in the sincere stupidity of man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928654
It's hard to tell bait from genuin faggotry. We have an abundance of both here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928656
Does he make you dress up in latex too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928651
I hate to ask and I apologize for doing so but sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928617
It's not my fault smaller bodies tempt me into raping them. My waifu does it and she knows her body is irresistible!

It's like the dilemma, if she orders me to dominate and rape her, am I the dom for domming her, or am I the sub for listening to her orders? Then again I wouldn't really be thinking about it hopped up on raging mushrooms and pinning her down with my body weight and strength. Especially when the smell of her is flooding my nostrils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928657
It's bait. Just ignore it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928650
Yeah I was okay for about 5 seconds then it went maximum /d
That's why I want more succubus blacksmith stuff, so I can have better things with the term.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928582
Shortstack probably have a biological mechanism that makes them ovulate when being sexually abused by a dominant alpha male

>>16928610
>Scissor blade
Sounds like what a dramatic Phantom or some other ghastly warrior would use

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928657
Poe's law is the most relevant and prevalent of the laws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928664
>>16928650
Feel free to let me know where I can find this supposedly /d/ succubus so that I may keep my distance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928650
>>16928664
What game? Nightmare village or what ever it was called?
How did it go full /d/? I never played it since the art is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928674
Everything is futa corruption genderbender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928680
With that art style, I'm not surprised in the slightest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928656
>he can't believe that somebody hates an unrepentant pedophile

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928684
It's not even an art style, it's literally 3D Custom Maid screens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928688
I have no idea what that is but it makes perfect sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928674
Yeah village of nightmare, I've seen worse as far as /d stuff goes but it doesn't have a place here.
I lost a bet and hat to play it to the end
In a nutshell
>MC is some sort of hero knight type that gets genderbendent into a succubus and it told to corrupt a village
>most of the game is a futa-thon, and also bestiality as that cow didnt become a succubus by itself.
>2 male kids take it up the ass by thier corrupted female friends
>And a large part of the game is dedicated to the smell of body odor and semen.
>The blacksmith in question has smell has her main fetish and gets off on her own stench
>SMEGMA LACED TOBACCO

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928686
You do you, but that mentality isn't really appreciated here. If you want to hate some one because of thought crimes, you might prefer >>>/tumblr/. Pedophile though he may be, he's entertaining himself with fantasies within his own head.

I say this only on the slim, off chance you're being genuinely stupid, and not just dishonest.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be dominated by a tsun shortstack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928709
I'm just fucking speechless you let him get away with it. You act like I'm in the wrong because I don't want him anywhere near children or me. How? People get sent to prison and killed for this shit, why do you think it's acceptable here? Don't act like I'm calling him a devil worshiping heretic because he had sex before marriage, the guy wants to fuck kids. I'm not a prude, he's a pedophile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928716
Eh, call me when kobolds become real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928458
>She's a wolfu after all.
Dog. Sand dog.

>They're a gift from the heavens.
Weird, squishy and high maintenance is what they are.

[Anonymous No.]

Waiting for an artist to do your commission is the most agonizing wait there is.

Anyhow, What are you anon's favorite environment in MGE? For me it's the undead kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928731
>undead kingdom.
Hands down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928716
Okay,we get it you don't like him. but in all honesty chill the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928716
Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928733
>>16928734
wait a minute did nobody on jp post for a solid 2 minutes? holy shit I knew this place was slow but god damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928731
Either undead kingdoms or bright green demon realms. I'm kinda leaning towards places that aren't all dead and grey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928731
Am I allowed to say MGC? Cause I really like modern monster girl settings. The only thing better would be monster girl suburbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928740
Well, it is 1:30 in the morning NA so that's only mildly surprising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928714
Any specifics, or are you a slut that's good as long as the tsundere's height is low, tits are big and attitude is dominant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928731
Zipangu or Dessert kingdoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928731
Point me to where the combat is

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928731
I like to imagine day to day in NuLescatie

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928747
Yes, but she's gotta love me deep down. She may be a tsun most of the time but when she is dere it is beautiful.

Also she's either a Holst or a Mino who's embarassed by milking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928731
I literally waited over half a year for a commission without a problem. Don't you have things to do to take your mind off of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928714
That defies the laws of nature
Please go in the Jubjub room for an hour to reconsider your life decisions

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928757
>I literally waited over half a year for a commission without a problem
What kind of commission take half a fucking year?

>Don't you have things to do to take your mind off of it?
Games, friends, work. And that's about it. And I have a problem where I really can't let go of some things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928763
I don't care!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928768
Ever heard of pygmalion? Thats why it took half a year

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928768
>What kind of commission take half a fucking year?
A really good one from a really busy guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928756
I have trouble picturing a dominant Holts, it would probably work well with a Minotaur though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928775
Yeah a minotaur would work better.

Especially if she had a height complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928769
It sounds like you're the one being tsundere
Are you going to let that shortstack tsun give you a titjob and then act as if you aren't enjoying it or anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928775

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928782
What MG would like a tsun husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928784
That's cow abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928782
Is she also going to act like she's not enjoying it or anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928789
That would be cute to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928782
>>16928789
Whelp, we have reached peak tsun. I don't know if the poor Dark Priest who'd conduct the ceremony could deal with the couple announcing that it's not like they want to take each other or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928791
Tsundere's performing sex acts and acting like they're not enjoying it and not doing it because they like you or anything is beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928446
Ogre, Oni, hellhound, minotaur all come to mind

[Anonymous No.]

Have you taken a moment today to appreciate Cheshire butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928833
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928833
There's nothing to appreciate about stupid sexy meme cat butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928837
Every butt reserves appreciation. It's not the butt fault if the host is stupid sexy meme cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928836
Then you should, they're great.
>>16928837
There's everything to appreciate about stupid sexy meme cat butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928850
You're right, but Cheshire butts still make me want to ruin them with swollen, red hand marks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928852
It's a pretty mediocre butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928837
Anon, it feels like you really want a Cheshire to sit her big plump ass on your face while you protest.
I bet you want her soft lips around your dick too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928833
The only butt I truly appreciate is Wyvern butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928833
nice plump bovine rump for me thank you

[Anonymous No.]

I want a huge soft waifu so I can just sleep on top of her and be embraced all night long.

Just end my suffering already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928924
>sleep on top of her
flip that around and i fully agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928722
>Dog. Sand dog.

Cute dog! Even cuter sand dog! They're so adorable!

>Weird, squishy and high maintenance is what they are.

Squishy is beautiful. It's what makes feeling them and massaging them so great. They just look so inviting and perfect.

>high maintenance
>implying that isn't a good thing

Anon I'm prepared to spend hours grooming and washing those pads. It's my dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928887
Come on, man, that's not fair. Meme cats shouldn't be allowed to have plump butts made to burry your face in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928731
The desert kingdom and just the desert overall.

I really like all of them. So I can't rank them. But all I know is that I love the desert kingdom the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928833
>>16928923
Where can I go to worship booty like these? I don't care if they're smug or bully me for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928833
Spiderbutt is the only butt for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928933
Could you possibly be more servile? A bit of moisturizing balm for her delicate little paw pads? Maybe a calf massage? An oiled back rub? Some freshly squeezed grape juice in case she gets parched while doing nothing, but getting pampered? Why even have slaves when people like you will fawn over these uppity dogs and their misshapen appendages of their own volition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928981
I can't tell if you're encouraging him or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928981
>A bit of moisturizing balm for her delicate little paw pads? Maybe a calf massage? An oiled back rub? Some freshly squeezed grape juice in case she gets parched while doing nothing, but getting pampered?

Yes! Exactly all of that! I'm going I pamper her with only the finest treatment. It's what she deserves.

>Why even have slaves when people like you will fawn over these uppity dogs and their misshapen appendages of their own volition?

I wonder why they even have slaves aswell when they could have a husband who'd do exactly that. Call big meaty Anubis paws what you want, but to me they'll always be a treasure I hold dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928937
Too bad anon, they've all got fantastic asses!
Just give in to her anon. You know you want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928946
I bet you're the kind of guy who would hire a gyaru Cheshire to sit on your face and laugh at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929025
Yes. The bullying is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929025
>Anon pays a Gyaru Cheshire in his class to sit her big fat tanned ass on his face and smugly mock him.
>She even goes so far as to suck his dick after teasing him for getting hard.
>Afterwards, anon finds that the money he gave her is back in his wallet along with a card with a phone number and a message written in cutesy handwriting.
>"Call me~ And if you don't I know where you live~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929029
Nothing wrong with that.

I bet you also want her to flick your penis and ask if you even qualify as a man, then grind her rear against your face even more and start jerking you off with her paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929035
>spoiler
I absolutely love gyarus like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929029
>"Nyahahaa~ Look at that bulge! I can't believe you're getting turned on from this!"
>"Actually, I can. After all it's not every day someone gets to have a big! Fat! Cat! Ass! like mine grace their face~"
>"I'm feeling like a treat actually. Hold still anon, I'm gonna suck your dick~ That's something it's good for at least~"
>"Other than being attached to cute nerd that is~"
Just imagine her grinding her ass harder against your face with every punctuation of "Big fat cat ass".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929042
Yes, that's exactly what I want. Infact it's what I need. I'd fork out all my cash to that Cheshire if I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929042
Okay this has been bothering me for a while. I have difficulty imagining any girl with YUGE paws being able to give any sort of hand job. I just see it like trying to give a handie with one of those giant foam fingers from sports games. Unless your dick was gigantic, wouldn't it be like rubbing your dick against a carpet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929050
Just keep in mind anon, if you don't call her you'll wake up one night to find her completely naked with your dick balls deep in her pussy thrusting her ass up and down so hard it makes a "smack" every time it swings down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929051
I want her to punctuate how I'm being sat on by Big. Juicy. Jiggly. Fat. Cat. Ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929055
Sounds like you need a big meaty paw to show you how it's done.

It just works anon.

>>16929065
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929065
Not calling her sounds like the best thing to do then, nothing quite like a lewd wake up call.

[Anonymous No.]

Gyaru Amazoness

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in love with the design of cheshire, but having a teleporting, invisible waifu who loves to prank me would be awful for my anxiety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929086
>delicious abs on a gyaru

You have my attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929069
She could probably go on for half an hour with the descriptors if you really wanted her to.

>>16929088
Then she could just steal kisses instead.

[Anonymous No.]

If your waifu was a RPG boss, what would her theme be?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X39HV_s0RdI&t

[Anonymous No.]

Gyaru Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929104
>She could probably go on for half an hour with the descriptors if you really wanted her to.

I don't know why this sounds so hot to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929104
>spoiler
I'd probably get flustered too. I'd play it up like I didn't like it, but I'd make her take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929088
I doubt a Cheshire would ever do something that would cause serious stress, they're monster girls and love their husbands after all.

Besides, think of the nice ways that power could be used. She could use it to teleport into the shower with you wearing nothing but a white shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929127
She'd probably giggle something about how earnest you are before getting in close to you and closing her eyes while puckering her lips.
If you kiss her, lewd things will happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929133
I'd be the hammiest tsun about it at first, but once we actually got into a relationship, she'd find me making wordplay based innuendo constantly.
I can't help it, I'm a slut for textual intercourse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929140
I bet she's weak when it comes to having innuendo sent her way.
Fluster that smugcat anon! Make her blush while you pump her tight pussy full of kittens!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929069
I would unironically a fat cheshire.
Even more so if she was smug.
I want her to be confused and me genuinely liking her.

[Anonymous No.]

This is why I like Cheshires. Top tier girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928422
>I just want to remind you all that you are all good people deserving of love.
Nobody here is deserving of love, that includes you and me. This place is full of damaged rejects who shouldn't be allowed near a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16923807
So is that a tattoo or an actual eye? I've never figured that out with Hakutaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929175
Love you too, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929171
Behind the "meme cat" jokes they're genuinely sweet girls who just like to tease a little. Having an official doujin showcasing what they're really helped a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929175
You're right in every way and I know I don't deserve her. But I want her to fix me. I know it's selfish but I'd give her everything in return. Including my love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929175
If you told a cheshire this, she'd probably respond with
>implying
or
>Nice meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929209
Yup, I just ignore the thread memes and look at the girl how she is. And she's a lovely girl, the doujin was very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929209
Behind the "meme cat" jokes there's only more memes.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what a Cheshire's ears feel like. I wonder if she'd let me touch them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929277
Only her husband may touch them. They are sensitive after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928833
But I just woke up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929282
Thats how you get them involuntarily purring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929282
So then I have to become her husband? Is that her "deal"? Because I'd agree to that any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929283
Which means you're already awake, so it's not an excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929292
Well, after that she might pop up and rub her head against your lap while you're sitting down. Wanting you to pet her ears. If you do it she would probably give you a blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929209
>be cheshire cat
>very caring and kind but also a bit sensitive
>a bit horny too, but that's true with all monster girls
>always had a hard time trying to get a guy in her world
>there just aren't any available anymore
>portals finally to the human world open up
>hear of a particular group of guys online who love monster girls
>"oh boy! there are humans that actually like monster girls here?"
>"I can't wait to meet these sweet and tolerant individuals"
>"I'm so lucky. this is the best day of my life. I'll finally get a loving husband"
>quickly learn how to use a computer
>the keys are a bit small, but you manage by typing slowly with your claws
>visit the website where all these sweet men are
>don't understand the layout of the website too much, but you know this is it
>the thread is discussing anubises/anubi at the time
>you always wanted to go to the old desert ruins, seems like it'd be a nice vacation spot
>no mention on cheshire cats or even wonderland in the thread
>decide to make a post, telling everyone who you are and that it's so wonderful to meet them
>you make sure to include a recent picture of yourself
>anons quickly spam faggot cat memes in reply
>not sure what memes are but the replies are hurtful
>anons end up bringing you to tears, how could people be so mean? you were nice and polite
>you regret being born as a cheshire cat, but you can't change what you are
>the little hope you did have of finding a husband is completely shattered
>you cry and drink yourself to sleep that night wishing this was just some horrible nightmare
>you even hope you don't wake up tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929259
I want a big, meming cuddle cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929306
Cuddling is just a meme. Good thing Cheshires are memes made manifest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929259
>Try to explain a Cheshire about Pepe
>She doesn't get it
>You look at her computer files
>She's got an entire collection of lewd faces
>There are over 3000 pictures all neatly organized
>You ask her what's the use for them
>She uses them as reaction pictures on her favorite Zipanguese image board

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929298
Sounds good

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929311
Yep
She'd be the thick meme and the cuddling meme all in one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929302
Why must this hurt so much? I have a strong urge to hug a Cheshire now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929295
But what is the best way to enjoy chesh's ass in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929302
Well fuck. Now I feel really bad for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929326
It's memetic warfare, don't be fooled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929340
Bamboozle me once, shame on you.
Bamboozle me twice, We don't get bamboozled twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929302
I anon promise to protect a Cheshire's smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927530
I want to hold hands with a pear shaped monster loli while my dick is in her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929326
>Why must this hurt so much?
It presents the scenario as being so hurtful it cuts through even a Cheshire's cheerful haze of insanity. Also, a meme cat feeling down is just plain wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

This is why Cheshires deserve love, not memes.

Go hug your local Cheshire and ask to marry her. Do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16927530
I love pearshaped plump butt lolis a lot. But what does DFC mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929340
I'd rather be fooled than let a cheshire be in pain. Besides, hugging a cute cat isn't the worst result of being tricked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929368
It's an acronym meaning delicious flat cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929376
I want a chubby, bottom heavy, loli cheshire to scratch the ears of while she's smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929368
Tasty Planar Sterum

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929376
Delicious flat chest*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929371
You anon are a good man.

>>16929376
Cake as in Christmas cake? I love mature girls in loli bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929302
What monstergirls would be traumatized by this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929396
>mature girls in loli bodies.
Exactly, you understand anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929390
Oh, even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929398
You underestimate the depravity of monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929398
Dragons.
>proud and haughty dragon learns how to use the internet
>finds nothing but female lizard posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929410
What about ones like Unicorn, Titania and Valkyrie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929398
all of them.
they would come here to find lonely horny men who are into MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929416
Imagine if the see dragon maid. A dragon serving a human? How disgusting!

And then they learn love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929416
Unicorns
>Tho only time they get mentioned is when people want to turn them inte bicorns

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929368
How new are you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929416
>Dragon finds threads discussing monster girls
>Posts a picture of herself, with a timestamp, expecting people to bow down in awe of her greatness
>900 replies, they all read
>FEMALE LIZARD
>E
>M
>A
>L
>E
>
>L
>I
>Z
>A
>R
>D

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929429
I think the thread will go full ITS HAPPENING mode alongside that.

Also, would the Dragon get so mad she'd threaten to burn all those Anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929425
Even worse, a human woman. Not even a man, this breaks the dragon.
>>16929429
I'm sure she could get worshipped by a few of the dragonfags including myself but they would get drowned out by the sea of shitposting. She would probably get a bunch of posts calling her a cosplaying whore and saying the photo is shopped too. And now I made myself sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929438
You get sad easily, don't you? Your waifu will never find you even if she exists

>>16929429
I'd jerk off a lot to her pictures. I wonder if they get a tingly feeling when someone does it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929302
What's so upsetting about this? Can't she take a joke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929446
She is a bit sensitive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929429
>>16929435
Dragon:
>You take that back right now you insolent anons!
>I am a Dragon. A ruler of Earth!
>I will burn you and your entire village to the ground!

Anons:
>top kek
>do it faggt
>shit /monster/ you made her mad! you better say you're sorry. kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929425
>My tail is edible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929446
She doesn't understand how the chans work or the internet in general. So she thinks they're being mean; that they hate her and cheshire cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929460
I nibble my dragon's tail enough to know that it tastes good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929457
>/monster/
I think you're on the wrong website.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929472
It's all the same really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929416
>>16929429
Well yes, honestly I'm not interested in a girl that can turn into a mere female X

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929457
>Great fire destroys 70 buildings in the city
>Bought to you by RNN.

>Who was that faggot who made the Dragon mad?
>t. homeless Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928090
Good thing my corridors are all made out of Wallium, only a cutscene can break them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928544
FIGHT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN

[Anonymous No.]

I love dragons and I'd never make one angry or hell I wouldn't ever make one a "mere female lizard". But there's just something funny about showing a dragon a picture of a mere female lizard blindfolded and on a leash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929435
Our waifus would be coming!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929497
i want to be the bookish friend of a salamander only for her arch rival to try and kidnap me so I can surprise both of them by going full, hotblooded muscle wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929396
>mature girls in loli bodies
Young girls in loli bodies are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929464
So she can't take what she does to others all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929480
>Not wanting a nearly immeasurably powerful woman who can crush a man's skull with no effort and reduce entire nations to ashes to fawn all over you and give you an affectionate nickname
It's an amazing dichotomy. To the rest of the world, she's someone to be respected and feared. But to you, and you alone, she's a maiden whose only desire is to be loved by you and to return that love tenfold in kind.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't mind me.
>>16843041

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929508
I want to experience a mid-life crisis, grab a motorcycle and take to the highways as a highway pirate, leading my daughter to recruiting a band of merry companions, including a Salamander, to bring me back before Mom gets mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929514
Yeah they're great, but I'm more of a mature girl in younger girl kind of guy. But genuine lolis are still good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929517
I'm not into that really. I despise but respect it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929517
I like it when girls are dominant haughty and assertive. But I will admit I like it when they sort of break from that once in a while.

I just don't like the permanent breaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929517
This is how Ice Queens behave too. She'd be the coldest person ever for everyone else but a sweet sweet girl just for you.

[Anonymous No.]

It's night shift at the hospital. Just your luck to get in an accident in this kind of neighborhood, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929556
Why am I addicted to MGs in nurse uniform?

I want to be sexually healed by a succubus nurse!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bum a Glacies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929581
It's going to be tight anon. But you bum that glacies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929541
>tfw no glacies + ice queen oyakodon during the summer

[Anonymous No.]

Don't bully innocent monster girls.
Instead, find an unpopular girl who is being bullied for never being able to get a man and become her best friend.
Make her smile again.
And then, when the time is right,
Kiss her in front of all the bullies and impregnate her on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929594
Kisses don't lead to conception you dumb stinkypede.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929598
I'm gonna teach an oomukade the secret of bulking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929594
But what species are unpopular species? Should I look out for them? Because I want to date one and make her feel special!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929613
Here's one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929556
It's time for your "injection"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929614
Id have to apologise to her because I'm too self conscious to use doppel ganger potions. But I will hop into her little barnacle home with her and make out with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929619
Is this an optional injection? Those nurses look scary and intimidating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929642
>optional

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929647
I don't consent! I'll be taking that up with the head nurse.

[Anonymous No.]

I desire a strongfat manticore in a business suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929688
I also desire this. But I call dibs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929694
You can find your own one!
Or make one!

I want one with white hair.
Gonna nuzzle her mane while she's being smug.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929619
I'll never understand why Kurumi was made a manticore. Was it the "man-eating" thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929702
He is going to get your daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929702
>ywn nuzzle into a strongfat manticore's musky mane while she holds you in her protective cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929704
I walked in on my parents before, she'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929711
That would be fine.
Although the waifu's going to have litters with all the work I'm doing.

>>16929712
>Smug smile becomes a warm one as she returns

Gonna have her out of that suit in no time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929704
That's cute!

But isn't this a problem all MG parents face? When their daughteru comes home in that situation. What are you supposed to do? Stop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929719
I'm sure there are enough sluts for your daughterus to dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929726
Anon, don't underestimate the amount of daughterus my wife is going to carry and have.
Probably going to be strongfat like their mom though.

Maybe with blonde hair and blue eyes from me though.

Regardless, mom's going to have to get used to a brood bump when she goes to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929726
This makes me happy. Knowing there's always a slut for my daughterus to dom and turn into sub house husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929731
>Everyone in the office is so used to seeing the strongfat manticore carrying a brood that they almost assume that she's constantly pregnant.
>One of them comes up to her one day and asks "So, how many are you carrying?"
>HFW she's not pregnant at the moment and just carrying weight from the last batch of kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929731
Don't underestimate the number of sluts either.

>>16929736
There are way more sluts than doms, so everything is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929757
Welp.
Time to give her enough daughterus to fill a couple wrestling teams.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you turn tables on monster girls and sneak in their houses at night to slip under their covers to eat them out while they sleep? Give them muffled good morning~ when they awake and lift the blanket to see you tongue deep inside them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929766
Only for my waifu (Or my waifu-to-be)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929766
Sounds fun.
Would be nice to do that to a himedere or smug one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929766
I would especially if they are sleeping with lewd pjs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929704
Oh relax, the worst that will happen is the daughteru joins in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929532
I'm with you on that, I just want a nice balance between dom and cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929766
Of course I would. All monster girls deserve a morning surprise just like husbandos do.

[Anonymous No.]

> You go to sleep
> Wake up in a strange floor surrounded by a magic circle
> 2 women
> "Well daughter, here it is. A man from an entirely different universe. Surely that is enough to satisfy your fetish right? An alien husband to protect in your muscular arms."
> "YES!"
> She pats the Lilim in the head
> "Just so you know, it took nearly all my magic to do this. So dont break him."
> Says the mighty woman looking at you with a mischievous, trollish smile.
> "Im going with your dad to replenish my magic." She says with a blush.
> "Well, I leave you alone. "Lovebirds""
> She says as she leaves the room laughing.
> You hear the door get locked.
> The Lilim starts to slowly approach you
> 7 ft, ripped with muscles that would put a Minotaur and a Jinko to shame. Wearing nothing but a bikini, revealing a 10 pack abs.
> She picks you up from the floor and puts you in the bed as she stands before besides the bed you and lowers herself to speak to you
> "H-hi!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929821
Lilims are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929804
Brown genki tomboy doms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929766
I want to do this to a smug christmas cake Baphomet.
>eating her out when she suddenly wakes up
>"oho~? you've got some guts sneaking into my home and laying a hand on me"
>she grabs you by the head and forces you to finish what you started

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929821
>7ft lilim with muscles
She would get sad if I called her walking meme and i wasn't for protecting, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929821
Gonna closely inspect her without saying anything.
VERY closely.
Without sticking it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929821
What is up with 7 ft? Did it just turn into a magic number for you guys or something?
Also, 10 pack is unnatural and disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that little monstergirls are uncontrollably lewd by nature despite their complete innocence to the fact, so it is perfectly understandable if you lose control and rape them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929821
Perfect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929839
Their bodies! It's so tempting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929839
Humbert Humbert please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929838
Yep, 7ft is now the stupid number for strong girls with abs and big tits and/or ass that will protect you.

For example, just say that you want a number 7 and that monster will come to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929839
Incorrect!
They are for giving sweets, cakes, and spoiling!

[Anonymous No.]

Whoever wakes up first, it's their responsibility to please their significant other

That's the MG waking up code of conduct

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929838
People are afraid they'll get insulted if they say any bigger even though no one really complained when one of our resident waifufags revealed his waifu is like ten feet tall

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929848
A number 7 Wurm please

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929838
I know right? 6'5" is so much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929848
So, what's a number 7 Lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929839
Truth. loli monsters are irresistible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929839
Resisting a daughteru's advance is one of the biggest milestones a father will have to face

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929854
9 foot 9, I'll have you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929856
Coming right up sir. She'll make you lick her abs then coil around you in the after sex, saying how precious you are.

>>16929858
Same thing. She'll use magic to give her those stats but undead fail a bit because they are cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929866
6' 9" of ara ara goddess. I trust you can handle it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929839
They'll probably love you even more afterwards, that's the messed up thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929866
Where've you been, Baronessfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929838
I know right? 8ft is so obviously better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929856
I'll have a number 7 with extra dip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929880
She know squirts and lactates a lot. Do you want to order anything else?

[Anonymous No.]

With all the size talk:
Is your waifu taller, shorter or the same size as you? And how tall is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929873
Sheeit, I'm only three inches off of that myself. If yer gonna go big, go BIG.
>>16929876
I've been here lurking as always. Been busy with a new job though. But still read every single post.
I particularly loved the bakunyuu discussion and threw some green in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929894
Taller. My waifu is 6ft and I'm 5'9".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929821
>"H-hi!"

OK! Are you gonna dom me are am I gonna dom you? I'm getting mixed signals here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929894
I'm open to either.
If she's smaller, she's gotta be soft though.
If she's bigger, she's gotta be muscled or strongfat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929887
I'm not typing the whole thing so I'll just take the large soda to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929887
What about a number 7 Kunoichi with extra cheese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929894
My waifu is Slime, and is therefor fairly amorphous. I would venture to say she is medium sized, because she prefers to lounge around with Demon/Titania proportions

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929895
Oh whoops. Meant to say 9'6".

>tfw this image always reminds me off you and your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929821
You lost me at 7ft and muscles. I may be a lovesick manlet, but I still have my pride. Also, I'd rather keep my ribs intact.

Even if it's a Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929894
My waifu is about 8 inches shorter than me, and she's only 4'11". There's also our daughteru who is just under 4 feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929894
Taller. I'm 5'7" and she's 6'5"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929905
She is now furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929903
Alright, she'll be wet like a jubjub during the mating season while drugged.

>>16929905
So with a puffy vulva. Your order will be here shortly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929915
CURSE YOU KAKUEN PAW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929909
It's all good man. Also flattering. That makes sense, there's no place I'd rather be than forcibly stuffed between her titanic sloshy titties.
Besides my head shoved between her long, supermodel-tier legs. That's a close tie. I got a lot a real estate to work with, see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929916
Can I get a French fries too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929923
The ultimate question. Would you rather get your head logged in beautiful thighs? Or your head stuck between two huge tits?

Yet another instance where anon has to wheel out a whiteboard and weigh up the advantages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928833
That's an unimpressive ass to give to a Cheshire, especially when compared to the thicc cat and brown facesitting Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929932
Okay, she'll be really lusty and active during bed times. I hope you like her being really assertive even in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929518
Are you the one drawing that? I don't see how it's pertinent to the thread even if it does look nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929946
Oh, and a coffee to drink.
The meat lovers food chain sure do know how to please their costumers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929944
Personally, I prefer this over meme-tier, even on a Cheshire.

Especially on a Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929961
Alright, she'll be good and brown, ready to go and keep you up all night.

Thank you for using our service!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929937
Thankfully, a question I've already mulled about before. The working hypothesis is end the night in, on, or around her tits, either passed out between their warmth or falling asleep peacefully while drooling on a big leaking nipple, then wake up and migrate south for some sweet delicious Demon honey. That way you can see how she gets all hot and bothered in her sleep and hear her squeak with her natural non-authoritative cutesy voice before she's cognizant enough to put on her 'scary general Demon with the master plan' voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929962
Lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929966
That's probably the best plan, ain't nothing better than sleeping exhausted in a pair of monster girl titties. Then when you wake up you eat "breakfast"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929704
>having a loli daughter
>only one tail
Sad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929982
My man. That's what I'm sayin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929985
All daughters start out as babies who grow into children anon, what is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

How are the writing/drawing/commissioning efforts coming anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929978
Cuddle cat is best cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930005
I'm in the middle of writing a short story I hope to get finished by the end of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930005
Thinking of writing prose for the first time and it's a little intimidating but at least it's going to be smut so it can't be that hard. Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930005
Been running concepts for about two weeks. Got some good material​ and storyboarding. Drafted some dialogue as well, but little headway on descriptive prose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930005
Hopefully going to have a commission finished today or maybe tomorrow, plus there's several more still in the works.

[Anonymous No.]

Loli monstergirls who love to get tied up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930093
I'm interested

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that on his birthday, it is a waifu's responsibility to wake up, give him a blowjob and then tend to every fetish he has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930093
There's not much that could ever top that anon, tying up my daughteru at her request would be a wonderful fatherly pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930104
But what if his fetish involves making her feel good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930104
Even if the wife is a Hellhound? Even if one of my fetishes is tying a girl to the bedposts and having her at my mercy?

It's not a fetish of mine I imagine much with her due to the nature of Hellhounds but the thought of her going along with it for my birthday is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930098
Interested enough to help one out? Or just interested enough to fantasize about looking down on her helpless restricted form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930093
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930107
How would you tie her up anon?

>>16930119
They can't help their desires, be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930119
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929556
>tfw you work graveyard shift at a hospital
I wanna see cute yeti nurses in scrubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930112
Then I think that man has superb taste and I respect him for that

>>16930115
It's a special occasion, so probably yeah. But then she'd turn the table after and show him everything he did wrong. While also giving him the time of his life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930116
Can I say both? I'd want to help one, but another part of me is saying to enjoy the sight and maybe even go further than just looking! I need help!

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, anyone knows in which position are you supposed to fuck the Dullahan border patrol officers to get a tourist permit in the mamono realm?
I did Position 5, but it just earned me a student permit in a mamono college.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930145
I'd say that's the right position. Who doesn't want to go to Mamono college?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930093
Loli MGs are for being treated as a kid and unknowingly teasing them about there height!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930122
>How would you tie her up anon?
Oh, plenty of ways anon! There is one specific one I'm thinking about now though.

First, I'd put her in a strict leather armbinder with special leather bondage mittens for her fluffy paws. Once that's all laced and tightened, I'd cuff her legs together at her ankles and then again just above her knees, and maybe I'd clip her ankle cuffs to her tight leather mittens so she's in a sort of hogtie. It wouldn't be complete without the ball gag of course, I'd be sure to get out her favorite one with the big red ball.

Hearing her cute little moans and whines and grunts while her tail wags contentedly as she savors all the restrictive, vulnerable feelings of being in bondage like that would be too much, I'd scoop her up and cuddle her closely so she feels perfectly safe and protected in my arms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930149
>Teach at mamono collage
>Be a good teacher and know how to deal with monsters
>Girls get confused because of all the slutty teacher stories they heard
Poor monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930192
I'm maybe not as serious about bondage as you. But I'd definitely tie up my loli waifu when she wanted me to. All kinds of positions, mostly ones where she's very vulnerable though. A lot of ankle and wrist bondage with her ass raised in the air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930201
College*
Thank god I don't teach english.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930136
>It's a special occasion, so probably yeah. But then she'd turn the table after and show him everything he did wrong. While also giving him the time of his life.
I'd like to think just for my birthday she'd guide me from bellow and try her best to hold back. Then the clock hits midnight and she unleashes everything she couldn't do that day.

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>>16930140
You don't need help, there's nothing wrong with wanting what you want. You can help her out and then watch her struggle for a little. Then you can do other things. I mean she is completely helpless.

>>16930181
Ok.

>>16930192
Now this is an anon who knows how to tie little girls up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930213
It's ok if I use her holes as personal dumps for my cum? Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930203
That sounds pretty comfy anon, bondage positions that emphasize the butt are quite nice. The vulnerability is what makes it though, it's just so intimate and endearing and it drives my protective senses wild.

>>16930213
>Now this is an anon who knows how to tie little girls up.
The only little girl I'd ever be tying up would be my daughteru, but that's me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930220
As long as you take responsibility my man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929838
i prefer taller, 7ft is the minimum

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930245
She's a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930192
It's weird, but I miss this kind of KDF posting. I'm not even one of the dudes who keep mentioning him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930252
UU
UU
also inclined to think shes lying about her weight

[Anonymous No.]

New wife picture.
Another request from a Japanese artist.
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=825905
His gallery has some other cute monstergirl stuff as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930257
She could crush a melon with those legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930266
do not bully the melon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930238
>The vulnerability is what makes it though, it's just so intimate and endearing and it drives my protective senses wild.

Exactly. But I mean, how can I resist seeing a little monster girl all vulnerable and tied up? And I think that's what my waifu would do, tease me because of it. She won't be laughing when I pound her from behind and she can't do anything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930254
It's like when he actually used to write. I miss that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930271
Seeing her like that would truly be irresistible, I'm sure! You'd have to be careful though, sometimes the teasing is just reverse psychology. She may be goading you by saying how uncouth it is that you like watching her all helpless and struggling against her restraints, but she's secretly wanting you to take advantage of her in the lewdest of ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930286
Damn those lewd little monster girls. There's just no winning with them.

That is until you do cute things with them later that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930291
I don't know anon, that seems like a win for both parties as far as I'm concerned. My waifu and daughteru aren't usually smug about that kind of thing at all so I'm not quite sure as to how that would feel for you, but I'm confident that it wouldn't b a bad experience.

The cute things are great too though, whether it's aftercare where you cuddle her and feed her snacks and help her re-hydrate, or even after that where you carry her off to the shower and then settle down for snuggling and patting. Maybe you'd even watch a movie or two while cuddled together under a blanket as well. I don't know anon, this is just some of the stuff I'd do with my waifu and daughteru, what about you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930267
Melon deserves to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929978
I wanna be smothered by that delicious fatty cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930314
I want to bring her snacks while she 'Nya ha ha!'s at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930313
This is just personal observation and should not be taken as fact at all, but melon seems to be a closet NTR fetishist. Either that or he quite enjoys shitposting about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930334
I would fuck his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930330
She would has all the cheeseburgers while she lazes back and gets her belly molested with hand and facerubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930330
All the snacks.
All the pampering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930341
Cuddliest meme cat.
May start groping her and reminder her that I've got muscle at times.

>>16930348
Exactly!
Massages, sweets, ear scritches, and more are what she's for

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930334
Melon's just a massive shitposter, he jokes about a lot of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930305
Oh of course it would great for both parties. As sex with MGs usually is.

Cuddling and after sex showers must be the best. And what you do with your family sounds comfy cute!For me personally I'd have after sex shower, cuddles and then some teasing from her as the after sex haze goes down and I realise what I did. I don't know why the idea of having crazed animalistic lust sounds so hot while domming my waifu. I'd love to do gentle dom with her, but on the very rare occasions I'd be like an savage animal fuelled by a list to breed. I know it's a bit edgy and stupid. But my question is, are there any MGE items that allow for that? I can only really think of raging mushrooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930382
>spoiler
There's nothing wrong with that anon, I'd indulge in something along those lines very rarely with my waifu or daughteru too. I don't think it's all that edgy either, especially in small doses. Raging mushrooms would be the only thing I can think of for that too, though we'd only take those on even rarer occasions.

Regardless, I'm sure your waifu would be all for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930353
>sitting with cuddly pudgy Cheshire engulfing your lap as she lazes about eating homemade treats
>she sighs blissfully and purrs deeply as you bring your muscular arms around to grope and fondle her pudge
>leans back deeper and harder, practically toragaoing as she sloppily licks and kisses your biceps, her ears twitching and tail stroking your abs
>she's outright drooling, at her hunky husband, her delicious food,and her feelings of total comfort and lazy pampered state
>starts grinding her massive booty on you while purring needily, clearly wanting to complete her satisfaction nirvana with one last missing sensation

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930005
It's over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929302
I always imagined if MGs ever found these threads, they'd tease us about it.

>Oh? You don't want to try anything special tonight? Ufufufu that's not what you said on the Taiwanese carpet weaving website to the other "anons"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930408
Gonna spoil her rotten.
Gonna do some gentle cuddle sex to not interrupt the rest of what she's doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930418
I honestly don't know what my waifu would think if she found out the true breadth of my shitposting and how hard it's become to control. I mean, it wouldn't effect anything in our relationship or anything as she loves me for me regardless of what I do barring the few unspeakable things of course, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930418
>Hmm, they like girls who are chubby? I need to order some takeout!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930436
>One girls getting snacks
>Another is lifting
>One girl is staring at a post, brows knitted
>"What the hell is strongfat?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930398
I must admit gentle dom is nice on the occasion where we do male dom. Tying her hands and just pounding her from behind. Stuff like that.

It's probably best you keep raging mushrooms so special because then when you use them it's just extra good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930418
If that were the criteria, I imagine the one that finds me would try to break out the maid costumes quite frequently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930445
>The fuck is a "gyaru"? ...wait I have to talk like THAT!
>Must get drillhair, must get drillhair
>Hi do you know if there are any pizza places hiring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930418
If a monster girl knew my post history she'd probably turn away in disgust. Unless it was a Kiki who wanted to correct my ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930430
That's just what she wants anon. She wants to feel totally pleased from all sides and not let a thing interrupt her indulging. She'll be the neediest, most spoiled pampered lazy fuckable gropable haughtycat ever. And that's your responsibility as her boytoy hunk from now on.
She'll be very, very demanding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930451
>Oppai....loli? How the hell am I doing that?
>What's ara ara mean?
>Wait, my chest needs to be how big?
>Why do they keep saying I'm not an option?
>....Well, at least I have the lactation down, don't know what I'll do about the height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930447
>It's probably best you keep raging mushrooms so special because then when you use them it's just extra good!
Exactly! Overusing stuff like that just makes it dull and boring after awhile. Heck, that's true for basicaly everything, that's why my waifu and daughteru and I would do our best to keep things varied so they stay new and fresh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930460
>I don't get it, I've yet to meet a human woman that's seven feet tall...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930460
>Hello are there any maid co...what do ya mean sold out?
>Hi Jen? We need to form this "Onee-sabbath" ASAP
>GENTLE femdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930455
And I'll be demanding too.
Mamomana may need to help me out as I'm a hard gainer when it comes to anything but I'd like us to be opposites in body-types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930467
>20 different Holstaur getting tans and calling themselves Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930467
>Wisp just smiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930466
>>16930467
>Wait.... They want me to be big AND be the bottom? Whats the point!
>Masters want maids with a chest HOW big? M-my poor back!
>Why do these petulant whelps keep shouting 'female lizard'?
>T-they do know how hard it is to clean ONE tail, right?
>M-my womb doesn't stretch that much!....does it?
>Note to self, hide phylactery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930461
I'm not really good at creating new fantasies, so when I do come up with one I usually stick to it for a long time. But switching up the bedroom is what I'd always want. Sucks a bit because the only fantasies I actually talk about most of the time are the ones I'd do on special occasions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930473
>>16930467
>>16930460
>>16930451
>>16930445
>mgs trying to reach anons' standards like men trying to reach 3D women's standards
Eugh. Role reversal is trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930473
>Pharaoh tries to get in on it
>>16930481
>phylactery

Impressive reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930484
But that's basically what mamonomam does automatically

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930473
>a herd of delicious brown holsts
yes. all the yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930482
I feel you anon, there are definitely ones I always keep coming back to all the time. A lot of what I talk about wouldn't happen all the time either, though that doesn't make me think any less about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Big fat Yeti ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930481
>>Note to self, hide phylactery.
Made me kek.
Do you think she would even hide it from her husband? And every time he ask here it is she just just looks at him with a doubting look and goes "Why do you want to know that?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930531
Would hug from behind and rub my boner one it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930531
How fat we talking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930538
If her husband was a dom I think it's better for her own safety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930515
>A...A herd?...Sis? How many friends do you have?
>Monogomy? We-we're a Liliraune? Hows that even work with us!
>tiny tubby tanu- I"M NOT THAT FAT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930467
>he really posted all that about what he wants to do with me?
>kyaa!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930550
Or in the event that they don't work like we think they do and it would actually kill her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930566
Then she wouldn't need to hide it from her husband, instead he would help her protect it. But since it does work like we think it does it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930382
P'orcs are great for literally any range of domming. They like domming their partner, but they also love being submissive pig sluts. As long as their master is happy, they enjoy anything from soft, loving maledom to hardcore rutting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930531
For prone-boning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930555
>He wants to do what to our daughter?!
>Even in another world humans still think they can tame me? How cute
>Why do people keep saying I'm shit and who is this lani bitch?
>I'm not a bad person, all I want to do is give people hugs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930571
They're also good for being big slabs of muscle or big and soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930574
>waifu finds out that behind the cynical, egotistical exterior, I'm just terrified of rejection and do everything in my power to distract myself from the crippling loneliness

I'm not sure if I want this or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930569
I love the idea of breaking a Lich phylactery for a short time. Just moving a finger across her stomach would make her cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930576
>big slabs of muscle or big and soft
They can even be both! They're the original strongfat. Accept no substitutes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930574
>>He wants to do what to our daughter?!
>tfw my waifu would say that, but with delight as she'd want to do the same things herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930585
That they are.
Getting a horde of strongfat P'Orcs would be my dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930588
lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930005
Enough with this autism please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930588
Noice

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to come home to a cute girl who's genuinely happy to see me. There doesn't even need to be sex attached. Just a nice girl to meet me at home, get a hug & a kiss, and then cuddle with on the couch.

Is that really so much to ask for?

[Anonymous No.]

What makes a mastah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930418
>Waifu finds out my posting history
>punches me in the face

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930584
Reminder that Pleasure Runes work when applied to clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930599
It really shouldn't be anon, I want that so much too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930583
Why stop there, you could probably make her orgasm multiple times from kissing and forcing pauziru on her would make her ahegao.
By the time you're ready to stick it in she's incoherently begging for it and when you're done with her she passes out.

Then once the phylactery is repaired she's back to her cool and collected self, pretending nothing happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930588
Waifu on daughteru lewdness is severely underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930005
Writing something that might turn out to be garbage.
But you'll probably see it in a few weeks anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930584
Just give the phylactery a crack and tease her.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ochimusha comes inside the house to find her lord is in the bedroom
>He's in the slut position, blindfolded, tied up, gaged and on a leash with a thick collar
>note on the end of the bed says "I ORDER you to make me your slut!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930623
Oh, think of the things you could do...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930588
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930635
I meant that my waifu would want to join in with me on the things we'd do to our daughteru or do some of the same things alone with our daughteru that I'd do alone with our daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930627
L E W D

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930635
Get a functional brain then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930627
What's the slut position anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930635
/u/ shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930627
>No matter how much she tries, her master will never be a honorable person
The shit she has to put up with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930652
Such is life for poor suffering Ochimu-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930652
>Ochimusha and her quest to make her lord honourable

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930641
Oh.

>>16930644
Sorry anon. It's not my fault.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm like 90% sure this is blue board safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930671
>Ilassa lewds showing best tail
My cock is ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930671
I'm loving that THICC spade tail, but where can I get ahold of Ilassa's dirty panties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930671
I want to rim her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930572
Comfy cuddle snugs and fugs

[Anonymous No.]

It's time for Hellhound to get off the table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930571
>>16930576
>>16930585
>>16930591
True patricians.
Or better yet, getting one who's a she-hulk tier megamuscle and one who's a delightfully fatty piggu and domming them both in a range from gentle to hardcore completely on a whim

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930692
But she's changing a light bulb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930334
What the fuck are you talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930692

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930692
Stop it chenshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930681
Rumor has it a certain manticore auctions them off. Where she gets them from is a mystery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930671
Something about that ass pose/shape...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930702
Seems like it's worth the risk to enter such a shady business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930693
That it is.
Although I may get that muscle one to be a tad more strongfat and get the piggue to...well...Guess we'll just keep her going where she's going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930671
Sluuuuut

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930652
>>16930656
>>16930659
The sake bill will be high that month.
She prays to her ancestors it will still effect her undead biology.
Meanwhile she can hear her lord off on that Come pue tor arguing with typed words about how he is 'the biggest slut' again.
She prays again for good measure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930716
Be strong little Ochi.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna put a 'must be this thick to rape' sign outside my house.

That's a legal requirement in MGC!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930716
Maybe he will learn to desire honor if she demonstrates it to him in a meaningful way. Or perhaps if she acts extra submissive it will at least make him want to be more in control of his-
>"Oh Ochi-chan, look! I got a cute maid outfit for myself! Don't you want me to be your slutty maid you can just dominate and force to lick your abs~?"

She is losing hope she did not even know she had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930733
Shame that the only consequence to breaking that law is they have to take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930699
That's cute! CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930745
Yep, they are legally required to become that thick in the following year post rape.
Gonna put one so wide that they'd have to be obese to meet it.

Good luck trying to break in after that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930741
>Every single night he would hand her his collar so she could treat him like a dog
She died inside again and now she's getting used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930708
The wives do not know why Boss keeps bringing them to every ice cream and hot dog stand they come across, but when they feel him spanking them harder and more often every day when they do, they aren't about to complain.
How would you want to best dominate those pigs of various types of big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930716
>>16930741
>>16930755
Do you think she'll get to a point where she'll break and take it out on him? Or will she drive through it as her only goal to fix him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930753
>anon sentences himself to having a landwhale for a wife
You really didn't think that plan through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930761
Kekaku doori

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930753
You're going to be in trouble when a wurm with the upper body of a 400lb human girl bursts through your wall and rapes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930757
Tying them face to face with each other and proceeding to grope, fondle and tease them so they rub against the other.

THEN I take them both.

Then there's some good old dungeon play where I chain them in various positions so they can only squirm and writhe while I take one of them.

Maybe do some 'games' where they have to win or drink a potion of some sort that could be anything from a simple aphrodesiac to a super concentrated dose of minomilk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930627
This is really stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930761
Please.
What monster girl would be crazy enough to do that?

>>16930768
Impossible.
Wurms burn off calories too quickly for something like that to happen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930759
She would definitely snap one night and treat him like the bitch he is. After that he will act even more submissive and she'll give up. Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930773
>What monster girl would be crazy enough to do that?
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>the chief god has never considered using a gamma ray burst to cleanse the planet of all life so she can start again with a better plan this time.
It's like she wants the Demon Lord to overthrow her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930778
I'd like to see them try!

[Anonymous No.]

Fatfags should be executed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930780
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930784
Yeah, you would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930785
Fatfags should be given the girl of their dreams because all anons deserve to be happy, no matter body preference

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930787
This thread is on page 10, and it's only now you shitpost with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930787
A large thread full of greentext and you choose to start pulling this one right at the end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930799
Fatfags don't deserve anything good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930801
It's not like that post deserved anything more as a response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930797
Shush you!
I will admit that it would funny to watch.

Only real question is which species would be the first to try?

That and would they notice the 'You must be able to lift this many pounds' sign behind it.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else order their patch set yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930814
I don't collect patches or own guns or anything like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930770
Now you, sir, are on the right path there.
>oil them up and squish them one on top of the other
>get a blowjob from one then force her to snowball half of it over to the other one while you pound her plump jiggling ass
>give the fatty a potion that makes her feel like she's starving as she's chained to the wall, while sticking yourself with three manticore barbs while irrumating the chained up strongfat one who is desperately coughing up the deluge of cum
>tell her she'll have to lick it off the floor while you force her face down and fuck her fat ass when it's her turn, the strongfat one dazed and limp in her chains as she's drooling your cum from the side of her hanging mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930809
Hiding information like that voids the contract, thus removing any and all restrictions you may have set.
Ask any MGC lawyer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930817
Pretty much.
There would be a lot of fun to be had.
May have to tone it down if/when they get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930823
Nope, it is clearly visible if they are walking past it and it even has a string connecting it with the first sign, on top of starting with 'and'.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that boys should not be masturbating with fragile feminine hands. Boy's virginities belong to be strong pulsing tail pussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930809
So you want a lardass but they're also as hard as a rock?
The worst of both worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930840
Hey, if one can end up doing both then she's earned it.

[Anonymous No.]

[angry wendigo noises]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930574
>Why was that guy so angry about us and salamanders?
>This is horrible, my shrine always has plenty of worshippers, these pictures are slander!
>M-my butt? Even though I'm breaking the rules of this place by browsing, I must know more

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930838

Living the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930866
>Give it meat!
>No! We are short on stretchy meat!
>We have three years worth of stretchy meat!
>That is short!
>Awawawa
>Awawawa
They've been at it for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930868
>>Why was that guy so angry about us and salamanders?
>laughingsalamanders.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930868
>They want to do what to my hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930868
>They want to use my venom eh? Well that sounds fantast- wait....they what to cum down my tail till I WHAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929302
So I'm guessing the people that were a fan of the lapcat Cheshire are dead by this point in time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930869
That image always gets me, what do I have to sacrifice to have a cruel manticore treat me like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930901
>ywn have that manticore
>ywn have that body

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930899
We're here. That was less than a month ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930899
I would still touch a cheshire in the bus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930909
I'd start hitting the gym hard if I had a monster girl pushing me to do it. Especially if it was a Manticore saying that dominating my weak body wasn't enough for her and that she wanted to humiliate me at my best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930899
Being CC Succubus headmistress is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930927
>I'd start hitting the gym hard if I had a monster girl pushing me to do it.

I can't say I'd be any different, anon. I just want a monster girl to be there to support and encourage me.

>Especially if it was a Manticore saying that dominating my weak body wasn't enough for her and that she wanted to humiliate me at my best.

A man of fine and superb taste.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that even if monster girls were suddenly real, you'd have to drag yourself outside if you wanted one that wasn't a Devil Bug or Large Mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930940
Or Akanames. They lurk the bathroom too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930940
I'd go to any length to find the one I was looking for! She's my soul mate afterall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930899

As much as we poke fun at Cheshire Cat, there's no shortage of genuine love for her here. Time has washed away a lot of the memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930899
Yay I'm in a screencap.
>>16930931
Soon she will try and taste the forbidden fruit of...cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930940
Not true anon, the way my Kobold waifu and I are going to meet is when our realities converge and I wake up in her bed with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930940
I'd head out and search for one if they popped up.
Not that I don't mind large mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930941
>anon not so tough after getting tongued

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930940
A devil bug who's a cuddle bug? Sign me the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930940
I'd be okay with a Large Mouse only if she's a shortstack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930955
Can always use alchemy or potions if she isn't one already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930940
>were suddenly real
They wouldn't tho, so no reason to drag yourself outside ;^)
Reality 0:1 Anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930951
>cuddle bug
Eugh, that's cheesy enough to be put on MG-oriented holiday cards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930940
But anon, I head out everyday to jog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930940

Some of them shouldn't be too hard to find, namely the ones that tend to live in human settlements (werecats, kobolds, ratatoskrs.)

There has to be some sort of trick for entering Wonderland, now that I think on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930945
She's always been so high on my list. Even during the memes. Great girl with a unique personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930962
Is it? I like the idea of a cuddle bug devil bug who never lets me leave my bed and just latches onto me if I try leaving it. Even when I do I have to carry her around or she's always hugging my back.

I'm going to make that low level unpopular girl feel like the most loved girl in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930940

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930963
That statement is oriented more towards the "can't pull myself out of bed" anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930950
I think no one expects to get attacked in the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930965

As a depressed person, she strikes a lot of chords with me. A girl like that would brighten up your entire world, every day would bring something new and fun. I want to smile and laugh like when I was a kid, and she'd do just that.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930973
I'll never get tender healing either. Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930971
>tfw this is similar to one of my "meet my waifu" fantasies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930971

If you don't have hopes in the first place, they can't be crushed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930940
I'd find it hard to even get out of my bed if my waifu wasn't there for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930986
Is your waifu part of the popular girl clique in highschool?

Many Anons were bullied by the 3DPD counterpart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930994
Yes.

And I actually have two. That one and a "she's way out of your league, why are you even trying" one. The second one interests me because I like to imagine my waifu as being very stubborn and uninterested at first. Almost actively telling me to buzz off.

[Anonymous No.]

Would certain monstergirls only be in certain areas like yetis only at cold mountains and mermaids for water? Would you travel to another location just to be with the girl of your dreams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930899
I never noticed that there was an ojou gothloli Devil discussion until this image was posted

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929856
wouldn't a 7 ft wurm be really small though? I thought lamia-type mgs were like 15 ft long

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930599
Especially after a long day at work with a rage-inducing commute thrown in for good measure.

Sometimes it's the little things in love that say the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931013
he forgot a zero there. It's actually a 70ft wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930971
I want to ravage Tewi's anus and swell her belly and womb with my seed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931009
Well I mean mermaids can't really live in the desert. And speaking of the desert. Yes I'd go to the girl of my dream's homeland to be with her. I like to imagine it as being a dangerous and treacherous journey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930899
Still around. I have ideas for side-stories within the Lapcat setting, though I'm not much for writing sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931016
G-Gojira?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931027
Ganbatte, do it for glorious jiggly Cheshire ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931011
There were a couple of additional discussions that came afterward too. Was nice.
>>16931027
The Lapcat extended universe? Do share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931027
>>16930910
I meant in his story, I know we're still around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931041
Her human parts are the same size, it's just her tail that's really big.

[Anonymous No.]

What she is casting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931064
A spell to open the portals or a spell to stop me being lazy and actually continue writing my story

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931064
Hopefully a spell to fix her fucked up face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930940
Mice are fine.

Very fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928817
Huh? Minotaur? Why does she strikes you as the type to slap a guy around for resisting rape?
Hellhound is too protective and caring for her mate to get physically violent with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931070
Can I get one to kick my ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930940
With my luck, I'd probably be pounced on by a werecat right off the bat...if not a Cait Sith. Too many strays in the area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931084
Probably, the more experienced ones have learned to defend themselves to avoid being molested.

Never underestimate a lone Mouse Girl that's raiding your pantry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931091
So if I sneak up on the mouse girl raiding my pantry and try to touch her up will she beat me up? That's pleasing too of my fetishes.

But is it ok if she slips into bed with me after? She wouldn't have to let me touch or cuddle her or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931091
Damn..... WHY?! OH WHY?!

That is a hard fetish and the Hinezumi is the perfect fit
> But they only marry strong men who are even better fighters than then

Fuuuck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931091
Damn..... WHY?! OH WHY?!

That is a hard fetish and the Hinezumi is the perfect fit
> But they only marry strong men who are even better fighters than then

Fuuuck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931095
Years of frustration of being taken advantage of for her small size means that she might decide she's had enough one day.

Some time when she's in heat, and she's subdued some man trying to catch her, she'll humiliate him further by riding him in the middle of his kitchen. Unleashing all that frustration of being pushed around in aggressive sex with a poor guy who just wanted to save his crackers from being stolen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931064
A spell to bind together the pinkies of soulmates across dimensions with little, intangible, red strings.

[Anonymous No.]

If you git disappointed with Hinezumi by her "only marry competent fighters" shit making her unable to be your "beat you up, then rape you waifu."

You might soon get your revenge, going by rumors of the Kamaitachi profile one of them is a martial artisy and will beat the crap out of you, before raping you.

And dont you worry, apparently they dont have the "But only if you are strong" shit the Hinezumi has, they are open to anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931064
One of the purple ones, clearly. Maybe it'll break her phylactery.

>>16931068
What's wrong with her face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931091
That's why I buy hathor products only, its can help hinder a would be looter, along with giving some extra protein.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931136
I do have a domestic abuse ferish so I'm looking forward to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931146
Though do note, likely the beating by the martial artist Kamaitachi, will somehow cause you pleasure rather than pain when she hits you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930814
>TFW you subbed to a Twitch streamer purely to use this Miia emote
What has my life become?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931009
What happens if a Wendigo strays too far from her mountain home and ends up in the desert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931136
Deep down every man wants to be beat up by a cute girl
Some just want playful punches, other want actual strikes and the weird ones want to get hospitalized from it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930931
Being a demonic CC is never suffering, because in the end, they always get what's coming to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931188
>the weird ones

Y-Yeah the weird ones! B-Bunch of w-weirdos those guys, amiright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931188
I want pleasure inducing actual strikes beating that will leave me a drooling mess in the ground, perhaps even some mana "wounds" similar to mamono realm silver wounds.

Then have my beater rape me.

If the rumors are true, I am going to fucking love the Kamaitachi. Im indifferent of the other 2, but I am going to like the martial artist so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931194
Death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931171
At least you aren't among the colossal faggots who sub to every single asshole on twitch with an "anime" emote.
That's a special kind of whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931209
She's even got that athletic genki look
You know the kind that punches you hard in the shoulder when she notices you staring at her wet sport bra

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931091
That's why you invest in a proper home defense weapon. Nothing stops them in their tracks like demon silver shot.
It's kinda hard to agress when you're doubled over from experiencing a dozen orgasms at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931231
Cant wait for her entry. She is going to be what the Hinezumi should had been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931067
Just drop it altogether and be free.

[Anonymous No.]

I would love to be a muscle mage and face a hinezumi.

I'll make up for my lack of muscle with grit and fighting spirit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931263
>Muscle mage
>Lack of muscle
Should have picked intelligence mage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931224
Tender loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931272
I was going to go more with the archtype of a melee wizard, although I did say a bit of an oxymoron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931255
No because I like writing and I like the story. It's just I always have doubts and I'm scared of how it turns out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931247
Hinezumi is a chinese bootleg version of Salamander for people who dislikes weapons

Kamaitachi is her own thing and she even comes in a neat 3 for 1 package
I hope KC doesn't try to water down her profile too much

[Anonymous No.]

Have people who consider the Hinezumi "ruined" ever read her profile? You dont have to be a fighter at all, you only need a Super Soaker and after that, give her the D. There, you got your martial mouse to beat you up, protect you, or whatever the fuck you want and you dont have to know a iota of martial arts or have any strenght whatsoever.

Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931291
>Expecting intellect from patheticfags

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>>16931288
I did had the hope that the Hinezumi was going to appeal to the "beating you up into marriage" fetish, rather than that shit.

Yeah, I hope the Kamaitachi only gets changed in art and not in the text. Unless it is for making her even rougher of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931296
Hey I'm not pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931291
This whole Hinezumi being "ruined" thing has only came along recently and it was in the same thread that autist started ranting about Salamanders.
But yes, you can defeat one however you want. Throwing water over her, using pocket sand or hiring a monster girl to help you dom her are all valid options since once she gets a taste of spirit energy she will likely become addicted regardless of how you beat her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931296
Hey, Im a patheticfag myself, it is just that when a MG with standards show up, I look through her profile and settings with a loop glass to find workarounds.
And in the case of Hinezumi, she has a FUCKING HUGE loophole workaround.
I have a workaround or more ready for every MG with standads.

Heh, if the portals ever open, I think I found my career path. Im going to open a firm to help guys that are unfortunate to like MG races with standards but they dont meet the standard and get fucking rich.

Like a lawyer but instead of saving you from prison, I save you from rejection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931321
It's not like mgs with standards are the best anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931324
I like salamanders and I think they're one of the best. I just don't live up to their standards. At all. In any way.

>>16931321
That would be great

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931317
Salamander workarounds:
> Learn fire magic to force her flames to be up and rape you eveb if you have never lifted a sword in your life

> Use a Raging Mushroom, just train to be able to hold off the rape urge long enough so you can give her an interesting fight, after all it is never specified HOW you must fight her.

> Just propose to her, KC himself confirmed it works, as long as you are sincere.

Anon Jr. Waifu Lawyer Firm

[Anonymous No.]

Just a thought, how would a Hinezumi react to a husband who lets himself go?

Now I don't mean he lets himself get fat, but say he trained years just to be able to beat a Hinezumi and after doing so stops practising and lets all his skills regress. Surely a fire mouse wouldn't like such a thing right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931334
i get it, /r9k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931335
>> Just propose to her, KC himself confirmed it works, as long as you are sincere.

I like this one. I'm going to propose to s Salamander with a bouquet of flowers and a ring after she's done fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931334
> I just listed the workarounds for your waifu here:

>>16931335

All Im requesting as payment is for your waifu to do bodyguard job for me during a week.

Anon Jr. Waifu Lawyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931350
>All Im requesting as payment is for your waifu to do bodyguard job for me during a week

Anon that seems a bit odd. I'm not sure just comes off iffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931353
Dont worry, Im a professional. I just need the protection to give me time to set up the firm without being raped.

I wouldnt be stupid enough to NTR the waifus of my clients, neither could I if I wanted.

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>>16931363
Setting up a business on your own must be tough in MGE. Getting so many offers from tanukis who tell you that "you didn't read the fine print" and stuff like that.

Atleast it's honest and genuine with no shady stuff

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>>16931342
Warning with choosing this path though:

If you propose to a Salamander, she will demand to train you, so you are up to her standards.

Dont worry though, her training is pretty much guaranteed to succeed and eveb if you fail, she will still be your waifu as she will get addicted to your spirit energy and stop giving a fuck about the standard.

Indeed, fighting her, is a mere formality at that point.

Anon Jr. Waifu Lawyer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931378
Thats the worse part anon! Tanukis are naturally attracted to lawyers.

Though I dont know if a "lawyer" that specialize in finding loopholes and workarounds for MG races with standards, are considered real lawyers. So I might be safe from Tanukis.

Anon Jr. Waifu Lawyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931051
Let's see here.

>First idea takes inspiration from an event during my high school days. We had a boys vs girls assembly with various challenges, the winners getting school-wide bragging rights.
>CC principal decides to hold one of those events as a way to vent frustration and combat all the cuddly affection going around school.
>Pits all the popular/agressive girls against the entire population of male students, 20 or so. Obviously trying to stack the deck.
>Challenges include tug-of-war, a fencing bout, relay race among others, with the final event being a dodgeball match.
>Everyone is given two weeks to prepare, the guys aren't willing to get figuratively and literally raped in front of the entire student body, so they pool their strengths together to train up.
>Day of the event comes, girls are smug and confident, but all that training didn't go to waste.
>Some underdog stuff happens, some humble pie is served, some new relationships form, and the principal is still mad.

I haven't gone into details, but it's a rough outline. The other couple ideas I have include a school Battle of the Bands competition and Prom.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it bad that I want to be a raider so I can build myself a harem of wives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931040
Heh, well you can never have too much cute Lapcat romance. Though I'd want to focus more on SnugAnon's friends or some of the other guys at the school, and what Love has in store for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931383
And I'd train for her, it's the least I can do for her accepting me when there's many other men she could've picked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931439
I appreciate continuity.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a minor noble's son married off to a heavily muscled, minotaur princess for an alliance and have me be something that doesn't meet her standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931473
> Minotaur
> standards

Does not compute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931486
She's probably expecting a noble knight of some sort.
Instead she's just getting a thinlimbed bookworm.

[Anonymous No.]

How would your waifu react to you becoming an evil genius?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931523
>"With your powers anon! We can make it so instead of getting only 15 minutes cuddle time in the morning, we can have an hour!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931500
>she turns into mush when you say you think she's cute

>"No one has ever told me that before "

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931500
Still can be snoo snoo'd, so it's all good. Extended rest after the wedding night might be required however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931537
I may not say it at first if she's looking for a fighter but she probably does have her cute points.

>>16931547
I'd probably grab a afterwards if she's still kinda brutish in the beginning.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that when a loli monstergirl comes up to you saying she's all hot in her stomach, she's actually wanting you to fondle her cunny though she may not be able to express such feelings yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16930545
Big and spankable, enough to melt snow on

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931565
>cunny
Fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931565
Fuck off bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931565
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931577
Oh fuck, is it really him who has been doing all of this lately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931565
I will teach these monster loli's the meaning of adult love.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never kill all the shitty thread celebrities and bring your favorite writers back

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931586
>tfw quicksilver is favorite writefag
>but is also KDF
help

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931337
She would not care. Despite what her haters claim, the Hinezumi DOESNT CARE her man is a fighter.

That most Hinezumi husbands are fighters, are a SIDE EFFECT of her mating process, rather than an active search for a man that is her match, like Lizardman and Salamander.

You beat her, then your fighting spirit is replaced by lust, you rape her and waifu here.

You see, it is not like she was looking for a male fighter, her husband just happened to be one.

So she just wont give a shit if you stop training, in fact you can even skip training altogether and just use water ti waifu her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931587
I don't hate the guy but I wish he'd shut the fuck up about how he loves his waifu and it makes him feel sad when people dislike him. We get it. No more pity

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931608
People do tend to witch hunt him all the time here nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931523
>"Resisting only makes me fuck you harder!"
>the last thing anon said before he was mating pressed until he passed out from a myriad orgasms by his 7ft waifu was "keikaku doori"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931580
he's literally the only shit writefag/celebrity outside of KDF absolutely enamored with pedophilia, discord proves it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931567
[x] Slap ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931623
Maybe if people shut the fuck up about it this wouldnt happen

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW your Pharaoh momster gently wraps her arms around your neck, softly pulling you forward into a warm embrace as she looks you in the eye, with tears forming in her own but a small smile on her lips and says; "My Son, I command thee to forge for thyself another kingdom... for that which I have is too small for thee..."
>TFW her Anubis advisor abruptly falls through the curtains she was trying (and failing) to hide behind and immediately begins sputtering protests, thoroughly butchering the gravity of the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931567
Big butt
So what
Playful Yeti who feels comfy when her fat booty is rubbed, please

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931641
>not filling the Momsters womb

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931633
The Yeti barely reacts and says you can hit harder than that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931641
>her order has no effect on you since your deepest wish is to stay with her
>she cries and falls you a fool but that doesn't stop her from planting kisses on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931673
The she's just a terrible person then

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931664
>Not becoming Anon the Great, Master of Asia, Europa and too many other places to count and THEN filling the Momsters womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931664
This

You're not being a very good son if you're not knocking up your momster immediately

[Anonymous No.]

> 10 ft Minotaur
> She wants you to put babies inside her abs belly
> She wants to roughly rape you and then cuddle with you
> She wants to give you a life of just sex, food and sleep
> She wants you to hug her and ask her to protect you
> She wants you to give her heart pupils by worshipping her muscles and telling her how safe you feel with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931696
>Not becoming the undefeated of the east, north, south, west, and center

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931696
>>16931710
>Implying this wasn't her plan all along, to raise the man who would conquer the world and then take her place by his side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931632
>pedophilia
More like just plain shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931709
>gets off to you making out with her bicep while telling her how huge and gorgeous it is
>practically fucks you six feet into the ground when you moan during sex how she'll never let anyone hurt you
>wraps you up so tightly you feel nothing but muscle and titty across your whole body as she breathes hotly in her sleep
Muscle worship is great

[Anonymous No.]

>>16929913
5'7 master race
>inb4 mad lanklets

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931715
>ywn be the cute innocent son of the Pharoah who then grows to conquer many regions and all the desert kingdom
>ywn storm back into your adopted mother's palace once you're king and demand that she holds you babies because you've always wanted to knock her up and make her your queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931756
Hell yeah brother. I can receive reach arounds from my waifu while she spoons her short hubby! I'd feel so protected and loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931709
>> 10 ft Minotaur
>> She wants you to put babies inside her
Good fucking luck reaching her womb, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931709
Gonna do missionary position with her.
Gonna ensure daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931721
well irregardless it's him because if he's not calling the thread full of mouth-breathers in the circlejerk discord he's shitposting here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931765
Anon, are you under the impression that people have sex standing up?

[Anonymous No.]

Man, mommyfags and giantfags are fucking cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931782
More like you don't know how scale and area-to-volume works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931806
a) You don't need to be hitting the far end to knock them up.
b) Incubization is a thing.
c) Who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928548
I wish Erika was a Monstergirl so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931826
What would she be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931818
>>>16931806 (You)
>a) You don't need to be hitting the far end to knock them up.
So you don't know how a vagina works.
>b) Incubization is a thing.
No daughters until then.
>c) Who cares?
People who like it when fantasies make at least some sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931831
>Leader of the order of 'maids' that double as protectors of the crown royalty
>Legs for fuckin years
Some really high octane Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16931839
>Some really high octane Kikimora.

Oh fuck yes, battle Kiki.