Monster Girl Thread

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Remember Anon, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

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Kobolds are the cutest! I want to pet a Kobold!

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Maids are NOT olev! They are for love!

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Do not bully the lilims

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doesn't this belong on /a/?

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>>16974761
Bully hats instead.

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>>16974765
Do not bully the hats either

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>>16974747
If it's by a MG, I'm not denying that.

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>>16974747
What if I want a loving, emotionally fulfilling relationship?
Kinky sex is a given, but mostly the emotional stuff.

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How difficult must it be for girls with paws to hold pencils/pens? Anuboss must have plenty of practice to write as well as an does.

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>>16974789
They use those novelty inch-thick pencils.

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>>16974784
Remember, Rape is synonymous with Proactive Dating. When she rapes you the first time, she is marking you as hers and she as yours forever and ever. She will be dedicated wholly towards you and will think the world of you. Your love will never weaken or wonder, for it is love born of a monster.

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>>16974800
I think I'd prefer meeting her when we're kids and becoming friends with her.

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I'm going to vigorously grope the bapho generals thighs!

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>>16974773
Bully mice instead.

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>>16974805
That just means either
>a) when you were kids and didn't realize that she was claiming you as her husband, you enjoyed her company just like she did yours.
Or
>b) she has been feeling this way for you for longer than you could ever know. She loved you so much, she suppressed her urges to make sure you have a wonderful friendship first.

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>>16974747
To be honest, when I walk alone down side streets at night dressed like a slut, I know exactly what I'm doing.

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>>16974789
I legitimately don't see it as being very hard for them. It might be about as difficult as writing with gloves on, but they're used to it so they would be better at it anyway.
Remember that some people can write with their feet or teeth. Imagine being a master of that shit.

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>>16974815
Exactly. You deserve to be raped for doing that.

If you have experience on this matter, which species usually try to pick you up?

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>>16974813
Does molesting mice count as bullying?

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Is it true that Manticores can shoot their barbs like frag grenades when threatened? Or is that just an urban myth?

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>>16974822
Yes. Especially if you bully their womb.

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>>16974821
>If you have experience on this matter, which species usually try to pick you up?
I don't because MGs aren't real and I'm not RPing, but if I had to guess, I'd say that I'd study my targets closely. Understand gang dynamics, who owns what territory and how visible they are.

So if everything fall into place, I'd get raped by a pack of ghouls, because I'd have selected the territory of an undead cabal. Otherwise, a bunch of wild kobold lead by a pack of werewolves, the same pack of ferals who control the neighborhood around the local park.

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>>16974814
The second one. I've talked at length about my fantasies about her before so I'll give you she shortened version.
>Preschool to 1st Grade she and I were inseparable friends. Where one went, the other followed.
>Then I had to move away even though she desperately was trying to get me to stay with a contract and a game of hide and seek.
>She falls into a depression and becomes a delinquent until college, where she just becomes sulky and uninterested.
>Then one of her friends tells her about a boy she saw working a dead end job in MGC only for her to realize her friend's talking about me.
>On our shared 23rd Birthday she sneaks into my room, and pins me to the bed only to pull out the contract she wrote in crayon when we were six years old.
>After signing and a tearful first time she moves in with me.

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Goodnight anons. Please remember that your waifu will always love you. Even when life seems tough, your waifu still cherishes you. So try to be strong for her, anons. Even if the portals never open, there is still a life to live, and knowing that you live it well would make your waifu smile. Because all she has ever truly wanted is for you to be happy.

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>>16974789
Easy to hold and use for all of them. Difficult stuff would be fine work in cramped spaces. Like people meme about Anubi mechanics but she'd have a hell of a hard time getting at what she wants to work on.

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>>16974789
Their keyboards would look hilarious.

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>>16974813
Such cute ears!

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>>16974845
I just want to be with my Ojou Chimaera waifu so she can tease and domineer me with 4 times the oh ho ho dammit.

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>>16974789
I don't headcanon Kc's tumorhans anyway. At most claws and paws are only 15%-20% larger than human female hands and their shape is still 5 digits, with one being an opposable thumb. There may be some vesgigial spots of flat leather due to pads, but the shape of their hands would make pads redundant.


Feet paw/claws would remain similar though, those don't need to be dexterous.

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I want to bully a Ratatoskr by calling her on the phone saying I have a big scoop for her. Then when she rushes over I give her an ice cream.

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>>16974870
Sounds lame as shit. Canon Anubutts give way better hugs.
Besides, having one less digit doesn't mean shit. It's not like they can't just magic a pen if they needed to.

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>>16974875
>Sounds lame as shit. Canon Anubutts give way better hugs.
They also have stupid tumor clown hands and can't hold anything in one hand.

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>>16974873
But anon, you've given her a big scoop!
Anon is a kind person who deserves Rata hugs.

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>>16974879
They can hold staves, swords and coffee mugs just fine.

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I know this thread thinks that CYOAs are not a valid option, and absolutely hates RP, but I think some kind of isekai would be pretty amazing if an anon is transported into a world with MG's with either his phone or a laptop, and posts in this thread to decide all his actions.

So the writer would RP in here, write the responses into the story, and have the MC move based on those responses.

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>>16974879
I'd rather get pushed up against a wall by dinnerplate sized paws.

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>>16974883
She can't hold a sword at all, she can barely hold that staff she's holding, because it's resting on the ground. The moment she tries to move it in any way it'll slip from her grasp. to proove this, go pick up a groom, and try to swing it around without fully closing your hand or using your thumb and pinkie. She can't hold a mug and drink from it either

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>>16974888
Oh god yes.

I want to feel those big squishy paw pads pressing against my face!

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>>16974886
It's better if you just start something on anonkun.com or /qst and link it here

also I had this idea where a whole building was transported, and acted as the base for humans and a link between worlds

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>>16974893
You're literally making shit up now. She clearly has a firm grasp on that staff. Why even carry tools she can't use? You're trying to force your shit opinion by pretending it's somehow bigger than it is.

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>>16974895
Yeah but I'd only be interested if it was you salty faggots deciding anon's fate with shitposts.

Though now that I think about it it wouldn't work at all, because any one claiming to be in a fantasy world with a working internet connection would receive a shit tin of "Picks or it didn't happen" and there'd be no semi-serious response. Well, fuck that idea then

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>>16974901
>She clearly has a firm grasp on that staff
Nigger she has 3 fingers and a hand that can't close fully. Her grip on that staff is the exact opposite of firm.
>Why even carry tools she can't use?
Symbology.

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Someone stole this poor shortstack Gremlin's clothes, leaving only her bag of sex toys and a ring of anal beads! How do you protect her smile?

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I find the idea of just having a wife that boosts charisma pop up one day appealing

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>>16974906
Anon, that's a Goblin.

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>>16974904
>>16974901
Nevermind, I didn't spot the 4th finger acting like a thumb

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>>16974908
Don't ruin this for me.

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>>16974901
>>16974904
>>16974909
Wait wait, hold the fuck up. Is this a revision KC did to fix Anubis' stupid hands? Because the picture you posted has 4 fingers, but the picture of the Anubis in the profile on the wiki has only 3

http://mgewiki.com/images/e/e9/Anubis_0.jpg

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>>16974901
Slavery isn't so bad when your task is to help the anubis dress and undress every day.

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>>16974906
Exchange witty, slightly lewd, dialogue.

Then she joins my adventuring party.

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>>16974909
>acting like a thumb
If it can turn a full 90 degrees, it's a thumb, Anon.

>>16974915
Yeah, KC fixed it ages ago like he said he would in the Q&A, but no one has put it on the wiki yet.

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>Anon! What the hell is a "Mere female lizard"?

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>>16974929
Well that's one major gripe down the drain. Still less useful than a propper hand because she can't close her hand fulle/fingers aren't long enough to

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>>16974933
A meme.

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>>16974933
Dragon-san please calm down!

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>>16974920
So would it only be flirting or would she spend her nights in your bedroll giving you head?

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>>16974943
Not straight away, you need to select the right dialogue options and complete her loyalty quests, specifically getting back at the person who stole her clothes.

Then I can romance her!

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>>16974948
With monstergirls there'd be at least one pre-romance sex scene. And a lot more during the romance.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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>>16974967
Will you keep doing this until you're breast fed by a holstaurus?

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>>16974906
This is still the best greenskin Gobbo I've ever seen.

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>>16974981
Cute as a crumpet.

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>>16974907
She's a good girl. Underrated.

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>>16974906
Take action while she's still vulnerable

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>>16974981
I like me some Goblins of the green variety.

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>>16974990
Do you like them flat or busty?

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>>16975009
Flat a best

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Did any one save that murdertruck isekai joke I wrote a bit ago? If not I'll have to search the archives, I just wanna save it to develop it into an idea later

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>>16975009
Shortstack or pear shape. Gotta have the hips.

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Smug daughterus who find out what you and their mom do in the bedroom.

They're going to tease you about it!

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>>16975032
>Getting teased by our daughteru about how sugary pink our vanilla sex is
I mean she'll have a hard time making either of us feel shame from this

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For no reason at all, you are now thinking of a Mad Hatter playing chess with a Lich.

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>>16975043
>Daughteru jump in on mommy and daddy having sex
>sees gentle pure lotus

She's happy because she thought you were a degenerate.

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Would Liches be easily annoyed, or would they be sympathetic? "HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE." "YOU NEED TO BELIEVE IN THINGS THAT AREN'T TRUE. HOW ELSE CAN THEY BECOME?

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>>16975062
Liches need to be booped on the nose to teach them not to raise an Undead army and conquer the world.

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>>16975076
Then she'll get angry and sit on your face!

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>>16975032
>They're going to tease you about it!
Lets see how smug they are after I threaten to tell the neighbor's son that they like him.

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>>16975062
I bet they'd be super sick of all those people who think if someone dies in MGE "I'll just go find a lich."

>"No thank you! We don't want anymore hell wishers, corpses or distant relations!"

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>>16975084
As long as she leaves my village's graveyard undisturbed, so be it!

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>You'll never live in not!Yharnam
The vertical nature of souls cities has always captured my heart

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Around daughterus, you always lose.

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So guys, your waifu has alt costumes?

Right?

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>>16975138
When can I get the gift giver yeti jump down my chimney?

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>>16975098
I'm sure you could find a nice Undead Kingdom to live in anon.

>>16975138
With her cosplay fetish? Yeah.

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>>16975138
Of course. She's got her elegant dress, she's got a large sweater and tight panties, she's got her set of full plate armor, she's got a loose shirt and tight leather trousers. Lots of outfits

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>>16975138
Robes and cute sundresses! That or a more stern and serious clothing.

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>>16974800
>tfw no tomboy Hellhound childhood friend who slowly falls in love with you as you both grow older together

>>16975138
Only the best alt costumes.

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>>16975138
A Sun Wukong outfit, a business suit and a red tie with nothing else.

Now guess my waifu!

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>>16975190
Werebat?

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>>16975138
>alt costumes
I mean, she doesn't even have a primary costume. Is this a fighting game or something?
She just wears whatever she finds. Sometimes she even wears my stuff.
Elaborate dresses and other fancy things only get in the way of work, and would end up regretfully shredded and scorched. The most you'd find is a tight-fitting jumpsuit.

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Are hellhounds white?

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>>16975225
They obviously have black skin

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>>16975233
I feel like that guy's trying to kick up some shit anon. Don't dignify him.

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>>16975237
I'd take a white hellhound. She's probably stronger than the black ones anyway what with the way heat gets bluer then whiter the hotter it is.

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>>16975237
If he is, he's doing a bad job.

Because I want to kiss a Hellhound's black hot skin.

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>>16975223
Surely your waifu has some kind of exotic outfit she wore when you first met, that made her stick out like a sore thumb because it was her first time in the Human realm?

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>>16975223
>Sometimes she even wears my stuff.

Waifus who wear their husband's clothes on a lazy day are top tier.

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>>16975244
I'm pretty sure an MG in human realms sticks out by default.
If she was wearing anything when I found her, it would be something like a hydraulic exosuit.

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>You will never be depressed and have your monster waifu try to cheer you up
>You're just depressed

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>>16974747
These threads are the worst. What's even the point of them? "monster girl" is such a broad and undefined category that it's fucking retarded to have a general dedicated to it. It's like having a general to discuss furniture. This is almost as bad as the 3D generals and is part of the cancer that killed /jp/ forever. I hope you're proud.

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>>16974907
>Be Zipanguese loser
>Only common monster girls ask me out
>Work at a shit restaurant job
>Get molested by drunk Onis on a daily basis
>Come home late one day after escaping a rape attempt
>Smoke hobo invited herself in and drank all my bear
>About to go off on her when her mindfuckery kicks in
>Start thinking that she is my fuckbuddy roommate
>Have hot night of loving sex
>Wake up the next day
>Nurarihyon woke up early to cook breakfast
>Enjoy the meal and head to work
>Everyone greets me and gives me presents on the way for some reason
>My Tanuki boss fires herself and grants me her business
>The Oni customers don't even dare look at me weird
>Spend the best day of my life
>Go back home
>Nurarihyon wife was waiting for me at the door
>Tells me that she traded houses with a friend
>We move into the imperial castle
>Life is good

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Wew, now that's some weak bait

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>>16975279
that's some pathetic bait
you obviously have some issues in irl
have a (you) to cheer you up

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>>16975138
She has a few.

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>>16975278
>no big wolfu to be your big spoon and whisper into your ear how much she loves you

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>>16975281
Yep, Zipanguese Lilims will do that.

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>>16975279
>Implying there's anything wrong with a general to discuss furniture
Though personally, I'd lie a thread on discussing linnen so I can post more silly tittan

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>>16975278
>tfw no wolfu to keep me company and talk to me

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>>16975289
True suffering

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>>16975282
I'm pretty sure I've even seen that one before. It's kinda sad. Pretty sure he tried to bait earlier by asking if we belonged on /a/. Must've gotten mad that he didn't get any delicious delicious attention.

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>>16975278
>No monstergirl waifu to sit in your lap, kiss your neck and hug you close while telling you everything about you she loves.
Damn it.

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>>16975295
look at the size of those sake jugs!

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>>16975313
Perfect for pumping thick loads out of an unsuspecting Gaijin in some dark alley. Just lay down and let it happen.

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>>16975291
I wonder if a masochistic ittan would like being used as a hammock.

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>>16975318
If only I learned how to speak Zipanguese!

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>>16975322
I highly doubt it'd cause them pain. and I highly doubt it'd come in the form of the poor girl being stretched out and having her hand and feet tied to two poles. Don't forget that an ittan is basically a ghost.

She'd just stretch the cloth between whatever yo uuse to suspend the hammock, and snuggle with you inside of it

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>>16975326
>You'll have plenty of time to learn after she exhausts you with her tits, hefts you over her shoulder and carries you off to her home to be her boytoy.

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>>16975278
>No neet monster girl to come home to after work and cuddle with
>You will never ask her if she won her Japanese dress up game.

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>>16975332
Oh whoops, that arrow shouldn't be there.
I should probably go to bed.

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>>16975333
>You'll never prone bone a NEET monstergirl's thick ass while she lazily lays there playing video games.
>You'll never see her bite her lip in pleasure as you cum inside.
Shit.

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>>16975290
They share a few similarities with Lilims but not much
They are far from being "Zipanguese Lilims"

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>Salamander rests on a comfy chair
>Her body is covered with old scars, each one its own story.
>The laughs to herself as she remembers the years gone by.
>Memories where she was young, when the wold was hers for the taking.
>about the battles one and lost, laughter and tears shared between comrades and family.
>Her focusing goes to her greatest fight, a fight she'll always remember
>every detail about was etched into her mind, the smell of the plains, the clash of metal, every cut, hit, insult and compliment.
>A fight that lasted well into the night, but her tail kept it going.
"mother?"
>the salamanders thoughts are broken and she looks at who asked for her. the hair and eyes of her daughter almost puts her back in her memories.
>"What is it child?"
"You looked out of it for a while, is everything OK? Should I get father?"
>"I'm fine, in fact... why don't I tell you a story?"

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>>16975345
Gonna bone the nerd anubutt!

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>>16975353
>all those mistakes
Dude, calm down you're drunk.

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>>16975281
Anyone ever wonder how a Nura harem is different from a Bicorn harem? Are Nura harems counted as concubines while Bicorn harem are counted as wives?

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>>16975381
I'm fine, i'm just having a shit day writing apparently.

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>>16975393
No you've had enough mister!

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>>16975389
Bicorn is selective about the quality of women. Nura are just sluts on parade. The number cap is also much higher on Nura, almost twenty times that of a bicorn.

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>>16975398
If an Oni is telling you that you've had too much to drink, reconsider your life choices.

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>>16975408
It's not easy for her, but she's got a part-time job as a bouncer.

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>>16975399
So Nura harems are concubine while Bicorn harems are counted as wives? So Bicorn harems are basically polygamy while Nura's are like having a lot of bed warmers.

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>>16975389
Agreed with >>16975399
Bicorns are heavily involved in your other relationships and wants you to marry high quality girls
Nurarihyon simply gives you the power of charisma and doesn't care about what you do with it even if you want to marry all the foxes from the nearby Inari shrine

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>>16975421
>Bicorns are heavily involved in your other relationships and wants you to marry high quality girls
More than that, bicorns are actively involved in training those girls to be suitable playthings for the two of you.

Nura's just don't care because she knows that due to her powers and the way she works, you'll always find her to be the best fuck regardless of what you do.

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Could you take this thing on in a basketball game? The fate of the Earth might depend on it.

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>>16975389
I think the Nura harem-ettes aren't expected to fall in love and stay with you forever had go "Husbaaaaaand~", whereas the bicorn ones are.
Nura's ones are just random monstergirl villager NPCs that Nura has you bang because she thinks that you're a yakuza boss and she's a yakuza ladyboss and yakuza bosses should stick their dicks in all the local puss they please, it's only natural.

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>>16975398
I don't drink regularly
I just play games and write low-mid tier stories.

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>>16975454
>drunk hack of a writer gets kicked out of a bar
The Ratatoskr will have a field day with this.

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>>16975458
>implying i have money for alcohol
>implying i have money

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>>16975481
>Dripping tanuki.jpg

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>>16975481
>Breaking news! Drunk hack gone bankrupt! Money spent on illegal aphrodisiacs? More at eleven.
Dude, your PR skills suck.

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>>16975495
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtFaVKHsmnA

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>>16975408
I remembered one Anon who got cirrhosis at 29 by simply drinking way way too much.

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Do you guys have a nickname for your waifu? Does your waifu have a nickname for you?

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>>16975554
She calls me helpless fly sometimes.

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>>16975566
Itsy-bitsy spider titties!

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Will the meteor shower finally bring monster girls into the world

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>>16975571
It came from outer space.

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>>16975569
They're very lickable.

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>>16975354
Being office Anubis is suffering

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>>16975571
Meteor bring cosplay-tier friends or turbo spoopy abominations

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>>16975598
Can they bring one-winged Angels in tight leather?

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>>16975278
I'm so fucked up that I'd rather spend all my efforts keeping away rather than just accepting her

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real ded hours

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>>16975709
Sorry, I'm shitposting about Guardians of the Galaxy on two other boards.

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>>16975709
Anons are all tucked soundly in their beds while Kikimoras rub themselves all over them.

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>>16975713
Stop anon, I'm a very heavy sleeper and I don't want to think about the maid using me as a daki.

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>>16975709
She's so cute! What are the best ways to make a Lich smile?

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>>16975709
Miss Lich really need to stop with her shit.

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>>16975722
Please stop making Liches sound clinically Autistic.

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>>16975709
Anon how am I supposed to post MGs while I'm at work?

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>>16975720
Pinch her cheeks and pull them slightly outward and up.

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>>16975598
So either elves and monoeyes or shogs then?pls no give false hope

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>>16975571
Oh god anything please just give me my waifu I'm dying without her

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>>16975709
>Invite your cute Lich neighboor to a Zipanguese restaurant
>She stays as stoic as ever
>You can barely get a nod out of her when you try to start a conversation
>The plate of sushis arrives
>She is immediately attracted to the serving of wasabi
>Grabs it and shoves it in her mouth despite your warning
>She makes the most embarrassing noise
>Hides her face for the remainder of the meal

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>>16975817
No bully

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>>16975709
I blame the undead.

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>>16975821
Bullying a Lich is a bad idea
It might be fun at first, but one day you'll wake up tied up in her basement with a horde of freshly risen undead ready to feast on you

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>>16975854

Or she might make you drink some shady potions
Or she might bind you to her will in some way
Or she might make you be her dickthrone while she reads for the whole day

Liches are scary.

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>>16974747
This nice Yeti told me otherwise, she said I deserve hugs

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>>16975893
Rape? Hugs? Somebody tell me what I deserve!

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>>16975900
both

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>>16975904
That's nice, thank you anon.

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reminder to all anons here
it's not rape if you want it
brought to you by an autistic faggot

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>>16975904
But who will do the cuddle rape? Yeti? Cheshire? Chesheti?

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>>16975919
But is it rape if she does all the work?

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>>16975900

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>>16975921
it's rape followd with cuddles

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>>16975926
i deserve a cyclops?
why i do like mono-eyes

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>>16975919
It's still rape if you want it but you don't clearly give consent

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I want a strong fat hinezumi to keep telling me sumo is a legitimate fighting style whenever I poke her middle.

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>>16975941
I want a small Hinezumi to beat the shit out of me then rape me while I'm broken and bleeding

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>>16975940
no it's not they just don't know it's not

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I have nothing but a neverending cycle of stories of love, loss and grievance. I can't even get raped anymore with this depression. No shame, just letting them use my body for their needs, like a toy.

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>>16975944
>they just don't know it's not
Well, that's the most important part
There is nothing sadder than a rapey monster girl realizing that her prey is a slut

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>>16975941
Would she get annoyed if you asked her to spam palm strikes like Honda from street fighter does?

I imagine Hinezumis take their martial art very seriously and hate it when movies and video games misuse them

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>>16975963
Probably.

She lecture me on the correct form, the proper usage, why he's doing it wrong in the game and that she'll only do it if I get her a pizza

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>>16975968
>Sumo hinezumi keeps trying to get herself taken seriously.
>Anon just asks her to do moves from video game characters
>Can only console herself that depression eating is sorta considered training

[Anonymous No.]

>>16975919
Yeah sure, you want it the first couple of rounds, but some monsters will keep going way beyond that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976014
get on their level, you plebian

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking elves wanting to get raped all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976034
Do you think they sell video guides on just how to tempt a man into raping them? How many do you think are scams that just make them look silly and awkward?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976034
Those fucking elves make me want to breed and then marry one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976034
Eh.
I'm gonna have to tell that elf she's not big and/or meaty enough for me to rape her.

Wonder if I could trick an elf into getting a bodytype I want by doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

post your most monster looking monstergirl right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976025
You try getting on the level of something like a Jubjub, zap weasel or spidercow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976039
Elves naturally act like they're asking for rape, but I bet some of the more desperate ones would buy such a tape. They're probably hosted by elf girls who have no sexual experience yet act like they've been raped plenty of times. Fucking elves, that just makes them need even more rape when they start doing silly things around you in an attempt to entice you to rape. Things like 'telling you to please stop cornering them' and 'no, please, don't rape me' and 'why do you keep saying elves want to be raped you monster'.
Fucking elves.
>>16976042
I loved that story of the five elf wives that acted like they were rape slaves but were actually loving fawning wives from a little bit ago. What kind of elf would you want to rape-breed and rape-marry and rape-love?
>>16976045
She'd probably come back around you sometime later conspicuously heavier and chowing on some fast food looking much more to your tastes- and still try and play innocent as she tempted you to rape her.

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>>16976034
It's okay. I was taught exactly how to deal with lewd elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976062
...hey wait a minute. Wait a minute!
They had a kid! That's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976060
>I loved that story of the five elf wives that acted like they were rape slaves but were actually loving fawning wives from a little bit ago. What kind of elf would you want to rape-breed and rape-marry and rape-love?
I am intrigued.

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>>16976060
...Now I'm just curious to see how far she'll go before flat out demanding I rape her.
I may just start saying not big enough without looking to keep her going.


May get a look at her rear and chest when she isn't looking though.

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>>16976050

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>>16976071
yep

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976050
cutest girl right here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976069
>Anon keeps raping elves who were definitely asking for it (they weren't)
>They say it's 'elven law' that he has to take responsibility and marry them, so he does and turns out to be much more mellow once they're actually his wives
>They outwardly make it look like they despise him but their actions show that they adore and love him lots
>snuggle up to him on the couch 'to make sure he doesn't go violate one of the other wives'
>say they're disgusted to be carrying his children while at the same time lovingly rubbing their pregnant bellies
>chain themselves up to the bed presenting themselves while saying they'll never be broken into sex toys when all he wanted to do was just cuddle for the night
>Generally dote and fawn and are perfect housewives to him even but act super tsun-rape victim about it

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>>16976070
>Increasingly heavy and frustrated elf grinding her rear against anon's lap while almost shouting 'OH DEAR, IT SEEMS I FORGOT MY PANTIES!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976071
I'd stick my dick in it.

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>>16976094
Is that actually female within its respective species?

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>>16976096
why is reality so cruel for denying us the simple pleasures

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>>16976070
Her rape-instincts would be going through the roof. All that extra body space and not one inch of it is being raped. Don't make her hold out too long anon!

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>>16976096
They sound adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976096
I wonder what would happen if one of the wives was caught by the other ones doing something genuinely romantic or cutesy with husband-anon. Like they walked in on her slow dancing with his arms around her smiling with her eyes closed.

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>>16976116
Why, what would happen?
Has she been pushing herself the whole time?
Because that's a lot of elf that needs groping.
Just gonna keep telling her 'not big enough' and not even touching her just to see what happens when she breaks.

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>>16976121
they all look grumpy at anon.
except the one dancing with anon
she looks grumpy at the floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976123
Prepare to get sat on by a massive thick elf with her bouncing on you saying 'Oh no stop raping my ass with your face what a tragedy!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976062
Wish I knew the story behind this

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>>16976140
Well that would be nice

Gonna eat her out till she's had her fill....THEN the real loving begins.

Just hope that elf I kept saying 'Not buff enough' doesn't show up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976145
Lewd elf and orc bro have child. Child now seeks human dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>Get lost
>Stop at a small shop to ask directions
>Elf behind the counter, two more browsing
>2 hours later you're lying on your back, nude, staring at the ceiling while 3 equally nude Elves cling to you and kiss your neck repeatedly
>You're not quite sure what happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976145
The elf and orc story. It's aaaages old. The original at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976127
Daw, that's cute.
I'd make sure they each got their own individual 'grumpy' slow dance too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976153
Ah, those two. Saw them in Warosu.
She's a cutie.

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>>16976159
>"Mmn... you were so forceful, anon"
>"Such a sexual beast... Not that I mind, fufu~"
>"Hold me closer, anon... I just want my whole body to sink into you, ahh..."
>'Wait who are you people even'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976167
The artist has moved on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976182
Anime soon.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>16976199
Poor thing needs to eat a burger and/or hit a gym.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976150
>The pudge elf is in the middle of getting it, weakly mumbling about how anons a beast when the door is busted inwards.
>Behind said door is an elf built like a tank, rippling abs, thick, muscled thighs, and huge biceps, along with other things.
>She's wearing a see-through babydoll
>"Oh no! I've gone to anons room by mistake! Hopefully he doesn't do anything to m-"
>Freezes as she sees anon boning an elf that is just flat out fat on the bed.


This can only end well.

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>>16976245
Grabbing my popcorn.

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>>16976209
What's wrong with a frail, dainty dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976262
Dragons need to be big and powerful!
Not weak and pitiable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976209
She's fine how she is, not everything needs to be thick, 7th tall or have bulging muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974906
This is a Gremlin, anon.

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>>16976194
Probably one of those miniepisode series that will be 3-5minutes long each?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976094
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976297
Yup it got confirmed to be a short.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976308
Probably the best form to preserve the comedy, all things considered.

[Anonymous No.]

So... no new girl today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976258
>>16976245
>Anon stops but the elf below him keeps going, the muscle elf's eye's going dangerously wide.
>There's a blur of movement and the tubby elf lets out a little shout of shock as she's rolled from the bed, landing on her stomach while anon finds himself pinned beneath the muscle elf, her womanhood dripping.
>"Oh no! Look what I've gone and done!" the heavily muscled elf grows, smile too wide and the feigned sorrow laid on too thick. "I interrupted anon! Guess I need to make up for it!"
>Drop her hips on him till she's hilted, moaning loudly as she crashes against him again and again and again.
>Her own arousal and build up lets her orgasm first within seconds but before she can even hope to milk anon, she's hit from behind by the tubby elf, the girls collapsing on the bed, anon slipping out, and the pair wresting in the bed.
>Muscle freak!
>Tub of lard!
>Meat head!
>Jelly belly!
>Eventually the two are chest to chest, the wider elf on top and glaring at the muscular elf who threatens to push her off at any second, muscles straining and the pair covered with sweat.
>A sudden creak on the bed gets their attention and the duo looks back to see anon getting on the bed, his eyes gleaming and a vicious smile on his face.
>The elves are suddenly aware that their womanhoods are, relatively, close to each other.
>For the next couple hours, anon uses both their holes, plunging into one and then the other with rapid succession while the squeak, moan, and groan, in pleasure, their fingers interlocking and their chests pressing against each other while anon uses them to his fill.
>Eventually anon is relaxing in bed, a smug grin on his face and a sleeping muscle elf on one arm while a pudge elf hangs on the other.
>Its a good thing their eyes are closed as they sleep because anon would see heart pupils.
>Fast forward a couple weeks and both girls tell him at the same time that they're pregnant due to 'accidentally' down a boatload of fertility drinks.
>When anon asks how much and how many kids, the pair both pull out bottles that have pictures of an extremely pregnant large mouse on it, along with numerous warning labels that say "Only use recommended dosage for single births."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976274
But how else will she defend her hoard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976062
If I find this goblin in the woods should I be scared?

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>>16976292
How can I win her heart? She's perfect.

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>>16976346
And that's how you get the best of both worlds.
That's a shitload of kids though. You'll have your own elf colony soon. And they'll get even needier when they're both excessively overpregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976094
>people left scaleshit untouched for an hour
Don't tell me that shit's accepted now.

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>>16976368
>Super pregnant muscle elf and pudge elf that are almost always dripping with need and panting for the dick.

Sounds fantastic, although I doubt the pudge elf is dropping the babyweight anytime soon afterwards...or at all.

The muscle one would be fit and ready in under a week though.

And then the daugherus get raised as pure, loving girls who are only slightly confused as to why their mothers look so different than every other elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ywn have a kobold childhood friend who's always there for you and DTF at anytime
>ywn give her your frist time
>ywn cuddle her and rub your face against her soft ears on the couch

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976393
And you don't even need to use peanut butter to get her to suck your dick!

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>>16976398
Exactly! But atleast that'll spice up the bedroom.

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>>16976400
>Suggest her to give you a blowjob
>Her tail wags a bit as she smiles at you
>Then tell her she can bring out the peanut butter too
>Her tail wags excessively and she salivates as she starts tearing your pants off

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>>16976393
Kobolds are perfect for cuddle sex, it's easy to imagine one laying on top of you in the afterglow as you share a few light kisses with her and fall asleep like that.

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>>16976383
That's gotta be quite the soaking pussy sandwich.

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>>16976415
It would be, although they'd have to be side to side instead of on top of each other to take the stress off the girls.

They both may also be willing to find a way to keep the lactation going if you want it.

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>>16976410
I love kobolds! So cute. But expect slobbery blowjobs and the time of your life. She'd probably make you just lay back while she goes.

>>16976413
Exactly. They aren't even my favourite but I personally think they make for the comfiest lives.

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>>16975333
>No neet monstergirl's legs to massage while she's busy browsing Australian Leathermaking message boards

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>>16976421
>Muscle elf's milk comes quickly when you start to suck on it, and is creamy, rich and revitalizing, gets you up immediately and keeps you going
>Fatty elf's milk is excessive, constantly leaking and streaming down her engorged tits, tastes like sweets and almost puts you in a heady daze of lust

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>>16976424
I feel the same way, far from my favourite but in terms of peaceful lives they're up there with the comfiest.

It's a mix of them being loyal, simple but cute and extremely fluffy.

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>>16976438
Yep.
Muscle elf would probably have less and fattys would probably give her an extra couple cupsizes due to the sheer amount.
I'd try and keep them both lactating, if only so I can hand milk them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974747
Dhampir getting in touch with her inner vampire!

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>>16976456
Dhampirs can bite too. Her mother must be proud when her daughteru has her first bite.

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>>16976464
>sex
>play bites on your neck, shoulder
I can dig it.
Also I can see her first bite being accidental or out of curiosity.

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>>16976440
>It's a mix of them being loyal, simple but cute and extremely fluffy.

This. I need a vanilla kobold companion so bad! One who doesn't judge me and is always there for me.

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>>16976413
But what about fervent sex for the purpose of procreation while your Kobold is in heat?

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>>16976506
As long as you're always there for her too, you're the light of her life after all.
>>16976517
I prefer the thought of slow sex after carefully getting her wet with some gentle fingering and eating out but if she's in heat it can't be helped.

Bending her over and fucking her from behind with no restraint might not be bad once in while.

[Anonymous No.]

There's something strange about this cow.

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>>16976555
That's a slut, not a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976555
There's something strange about this Dark Mage.

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>>16976517
This is the best kind of sex! Give your kobold a huge litter!

>>16976529
I'd be there for my kobold all the time. I'd always be there to hold her when she's whimpering at night.

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>>16976555
Lilith > Lip

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>>16976567
Stay away from titty monster dark mages

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>>16976555
The arms make her look like a more flesh-and-blood take on that Koloktos thing from Zelda

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976440
Look how cute kobolds are. Now that's a girl who's built for gentle cuddle sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976579
But I don't want to stay away from them!

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>>16976591
Do you want to be forcefully squished in between her huge tits or something?

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>>16976555
She's for groping and squeezing.

>>16976577
One one hand Lilith is cute in this event.
On the other hand, I rolled Passion, wanted her, and she's still cute.

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>>16976597
You're not saying she'd keep me there for hours on end as she poured oil over them and rubbed them up and down all around me, are you?

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>>16976577
Lilith has the advantage of having a pear-shaped body with incredible assfangs.

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>>16976604
I'm saying exactly that. You see now, don't you? Stay away from them.

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>>16976573
>your kobold waifu has attachment issues and gets nervous when you leave
>you'll never go to the grocery store for 15 minutes and come back to a whimpering kobold
>she'll never tackle you with near tears in her eyes, asking you why you left her
>you'll never spend the rest of the day on the couch cuddling with your kobold wife
>you'll never have to reassure her with warm hugs and cute nose kisses that you'll never disappear forever

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>>16976608
Oh come on. It's not like she'd then pull me out and force me to suck her manamilk that flows so fast I even choke on it a little while she gives a rough handjob and continues to drool.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong that I'd become an adventurer just to beat some monster girls and make them my wives, along with acquire inordinate amounts of gold to support the kids I'd want to have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976623
That's probably the intended route to go by.

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>>16976617
Anon please don't do this to me, you're hurting my heart. I don't think I'd be able to handle seeing a kobold like that if I left the house for 15 minutes. I'd try my best to take her everywhere and when I do have to leave her, make sure I give her ALL the kisses, cuddles and nose kisses with ALL the reassurance that I'd never leave her, ever.

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>>16976627
Maybe.
The first would probably be the overweight 'midboss' orc that we fight early on.
Greater irony would be her being a slaver herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976637
Stop.

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>>16976555
That's wormslut, not a cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976623
Probably better than my dream of being an adventurer and travelling all the different regions having a bunch of casual encounters before settling down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976642
It's still cute!

>>16976640
What?
First you fight the overweight bandit boss.
Then the skeevy, thin assassins.
Then the big, muscled noble knight whose fighting for the boss against their will.
Then you fight the charismatic final boss in a big showdown!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976579
Do Dark Mages and Liches collaborate on bigger research projects?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976665
>Research projects
Oh, I'd help them get bigger alright.
Gonna help them get legendary tiers of tits and asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976665
Probably on occassion, though Dark Mages seem to be a bit unhinged compared to the more cold and calculating liches.
Probably an already-married Dark Mage who can chill a bit and doesn't feel the need to be doing the whole 'wicked witch' thing to snag a husband since she's already got one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976665
>bigger research

Yeah, like Lich on your face and paizuri from a darkmage kind of research.

[Anonymous No.]

>7ft tall titty monster dark mage
I'm never letting go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976679
Going 8 foot, super muscular titty monster dark mage myself.

Gonna nuzzle her chest while she aras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976679
Give a tall Dark Mage the body of that Space Jin Witch and she'd be a perfect specimen among majin types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976693
>Space Jin
I prefer to keep my testicles intact, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

All wan ears a cute!
Werewolves and Hellhounds with their wild but probably fluffy ears
Anubis with their tall, rigid ears you can whisper into
And Kobolds with their cute floppy ears that feel like hand warmers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976705
I'm referring to the bodytpe she has: http://i.imgur.com/H69Jqhc.jpg
Not the stuff she's doing other parts of the image set.

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>>16976667
They research bigger "things" anon. Man "things".

Which is why you can't help them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976679
>>16976693
Yes fucking please.
How would you feel when your town is chaotic, imps and golems and wild magic flying everywhere, you're just hiding in your house, when suddenly she dramatically blasts the door down and stands with her hands on her hips looking victorious before giving a huge 'Ooohohohohoho!' and kidnapping you in her titanic bosom, strutting right out in the direction of the swamp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976713
yes holy fuck that's perfect
I want a Dark mage of that size to do exactly that every night to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976713
Give me a Pharaoh with that body, I need it. Her size and softness combined with her voice powers would let me die happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976721
Take a gander at her paizuri stuff as well: http://i.imgur.com/lSXWVB0.jpg
She can even lactate too IIRC, unless I'm confusing her with the Zambie maid from the same imageset.

Still though, wouldn't a monstergirl with height, intimidation, and thiccness of a Space Jin girl be great? Deep down she'd be like an affection starved kitten.

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>>16976744
Fuck, do you have a link to the rest of the set? I couldn't find it on his pixiv. I don't care if there's thread inappropriate stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976744
MUH

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976744
Jeeezus. That expression is great too. I need a Dark Mage to do that to me while frumping that I need to pick up production for her potions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976749
Just look up Space Jin on Sadpanda and extract all the non-ballbusting images of both sets like I did. I also don't want to be a shitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976767
Thanks familga. Have a lavasquish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976770
I really wish lava golem had normal sized hands. That'd make her perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976770
Thanks, and it's regrettable that the artist for that image went full tumblrina when she couldn't handle 1-2 anons calling 2 of her OCs sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976773
Well she can create normal sized hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976773
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976715
Dark Mage swamp houses better be bigger on the inside than they appear outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976767
All three of them really are great sets minus just a couple images, and it's nothing too atrocious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976773
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. The Order club's two blocks down.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that large and aggressive variants of Vamp Mosquito loves to hang out in the swamps.

Don't be that poor Anon who got bitten by 5 of them at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976780
Twas a shame. I don't think she'll ever finish the Mothest set, seems like she totally forgot about it, and there was gonna be a lava golem single image too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976780
Wait. What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976773
>handsanon triggered once again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976805
What happened to those image sets

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976809
Despite receiving heaps of praise for her art here, she went on an allcaps rant on her tumblr after two anons trashtalked two (she has many OCs mind you) of her OCs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976809
Not the guy you asked but it was at the end of a dying thread, 2-3 people called her moth and manticore sluts and said they were shit but most people didn't mind.
Buck being buck and having no tolerance for any criticism had a meltdown and done a huge tumblr rant generalizing the whole thread off that small amount of people and swore to avoid 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976802
>large and aggressive variants of Vamp Mosquito
I'm going to need a bigger newspaper roll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976798
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976821
>>16976825
Thanks for the explanation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976827
Ah fuck you leatherman. Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976050
>D-do you want to go out with me anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976834
Well I gotta hand it to you, you're persistent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976839
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976833
Oh yeah? I'll kick your ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976848
I'd tap that elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976598
>She's for groping and squeezing.
But that's how you end up trapped in breast valley

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976848
There's something wrong with her face but I don't know what it is. Too point maybe? It looks weird and is very off putting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976834
TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976858
Elves can have elements of uncanny valley in them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976858
Maybe the nose or the mouth? I hadn't noticed it until you mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976821
>>16976825
You can take the tumblrina out of tumblr, but you can't take the tumblr out of the tumblrina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976834
Time to go play 2kki again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976780
As I recall, someone called Mothest a slut. What an awful person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976899
Mothest is a slut though.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to try to hit on this overworked Anubutt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976826
Don't let one bite you, or it will keep itching until she cures it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976904
>Ghostbusters, whaddya want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976904
Mindflayers would make great nurses and doctors.
Think about it. You break a bone, go to the hospital, and then a Mindflayer gives you relief while you're treated by temporarily making you not feel the pain.

[Anonymous No.]

拥抱不许走

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976919
Yep. Also, what do you see in this picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976858
Nah it looks fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976930
Cummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976920
>giant furry tumors

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976930

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976930
Two bears high-fiving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976941
>>16976948
Fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976948
wew lad

[Anonymous No.]

>weekend threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976948
A cup. Wait, no. Two faces!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976930
I see Chechnya all over again!
Make it stop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976953
I'm sensing some hostility. Is there anything you want to talk about?

Remember, I'm here to help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976958
I wish the shitposters that popped up yesterday would get wiped out in order to suppress weekend shittery. But it seems that didn't happen.
Hell, >>16976094 has been allowed to linger for hours now. But then again, that isn't the first time mods have ignore a furry shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976973
have ignored*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976973
Or maybe it's better to ignore them so they just get bored and leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976941
That's no way to talk about your parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976930
A wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976930
the meaning of life

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976973
The guy who posted Sorlag was probably just joking.

You know, joking? The concept of making false statements for comical purposes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977003
>joking
Now where have I seen this excuse before?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you accompany your mofukuza waifu on her murderous rampage to avenge her dog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976948
It's time for Hellhound to get off the table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977009
Actually, I don't know why I even care. What does concern me is the fact that nobody seemed to recognize where that character is from. Sure speaks volumes about the average age of the posters here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977023
Oh nooo, people don't remember some furrybait character from an arena FPS game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976857
You can get pulled out of it though, they mentioned that in her profile.

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>>16977032
>Furrybait
Implying you find that thing attractive?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got that KC sketch of that lilim dressed like a Dark Preist. She had twintails and a smug expression. It was my favorite pic. Fragged my HD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977032
>An arena FPS
The game that coined "FPS".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977036
Are you implying that for how long Quake 3's been around, no degenerate has tried to draw porn of that character?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977039
No one cares. It doesn't belong here joke or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977039
Wait, it's one of those alien raptor things from Duke Nukem, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977038
>KC sketch of that lilim dressed like a Dark Preist
Never saw that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977047
You care enough to reply, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977038
I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977039
>coined "FPS"
Hahaha. No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976376
You aren't familiar with Quake are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977011
>her dog

I will avenge our dog. A fiend who tries to hurt an animal is nothing more than a walking target.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977068
Pls post. Pls. Or imgur. I need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977071
Notice I said "coined", not "invented". Anything that came out between Doom and Quake was called a Doom Clone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977086
I know what it is, but how is a scalie from the game relevant to this thread? Don't tell me you think you deserve special snowflake status for referencing some FPS series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977023
I recognized the weapon, I just didn't think the post was particularly clever or funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976948
Oh god no

[Anonymous No.]

>hey guis I know that it's socially unacceptable to waste limited image space on non monster girl related media but check this screenshot of Quake Champions

[Anonymous No.]

>Tentacles on a cake
I wonder who came up with this idea. Also poor Fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977121
Just let it go already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977044
I didn't even recognize that as Sorlag until you mentioned Q3.
Boy how models have evolved.

Hunter though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977130
There's nothing wrong with putting tentacles on a cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977130
Probably a Shog's idea of cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Hellhound feel happy or flattered if her husband feared her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977130
My waifu gave me a cake but all the cake did was throatfuck me while she watched with bated breath. I don't think that's what cakes are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977011
>Not going turboedge and terrifying the underlings assigned to guard you by torturing the person responsible in a sickeningly brutal way
Ain't nobody fuck with my dog. Ain't nobody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977144
Maybe at first.
But the fact that he flinches or trembles every time she tries to cuddle him may make it less desirable.

[Anonymous No.]

Fresh Jinko.
http://i.imgur.com/Vr3UVjG.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977144
She'd probably be upset.
You're still her husband and are precious to her above all else. Just because she thinks your rightful place is being pounded into the bed doesn't mean she doesn't care about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977171
wow that looks incredibly mediocre

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977171
>ponytail
Oh god yes. Would breed her while pulling on it lightly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977171
>Inverted nipples through a swimsuit
At least try to work with me here

[Anonymous No.]

You are having a heated argument with your Hellhound daughteru, she snaps
> "I said no! HUMAN!"
> Push you hard enough to fall flat on your butt
She realize what she just did
> Papa! Sorry, Im sorry papa! Please dont tell mom, oh please dont tell mom! I promise I will behave and obey you always.

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>>16977215
She's going in the cone of shame. Maybe the cage too.

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>>16977215
She's grounded for a week AND I'm letting her mom know.
Probably wouldn't care so long as I don't hurt myself on the fall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977215
>Push you hard enough to fall flat on your butt
It would be funny to see weak anons getting bullied by their own daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977215
Shit daughteru, time to leg it and start over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977215
>I will behave and obey you always
She better get sucking then. It's just roleplay with an adopted lolihound who became my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977215
Oh shit that's adorable. I don't think I'm capable of punishing that.

>>16977223
It's not my fault

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977215
This right here is why you always use condoms with Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977223
Reminder that MGs are, in general, physically tough as nails.
Yes, even the Dormouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977215
If our daughter is that afraid, then we must've done a terrible job as parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977233
It's okay to be weak, anon.

>>16977241
Humans can be to with the wonders of SE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977241
In KCs canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977249
It means I can have a Hellhound to protect me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977241
Don't fuck with this Rodent, she could metaphorically shatter your pelvis in two.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to open a portal to the demon realm and end up in the oppai loli hellhound region due to a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977263
That many smug lolis can't be good for your health. Mental and otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977257
No anon, it means you'll have two Hellhounds prtecting you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977260
Ahh, so cute~
I want to lovingly molest and rape her as she sleeps innocently!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977267
Well, they would have chests to be smug about.
Gonna give them ear scritches and ignore their chests as best I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977273
Is it really rape if she wants it even while she's sleeping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977273
I'd prone-bone a fat bottomed Dormouse desu.

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>>16977215
I can't think of any other action to take other than to go cold and quiet and order her to her room in as deathly serious a voice as I can muster. Probably have to defer to the wife on this one if it were a son I'd congratulate him for catching me off balance before putting a fist in his face. But daughters are different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977281
Momma would probably be pissed too, honestly.
Any daughter of hers should know better than to treat humans carelessly like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977272
But the same hellhound knocked that anon to his ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977289
I know right. The only thing I could think to compare it to is a human son pushing around his human mother. In that scenario it wouldn't end with broken bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977298
It's his hellhound waifu and hellhound daughteru since she is clearly stronger than him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977276
They can make it very difficult to ignore them, and heaven help you if they see you're deliberately trying to do so.
It's hard to put it out of mind if you've got your face pressed into her cleavage.

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>>16977277
Well I'd at least want her sleepily to tell me to not do anything before she falls asleep and yawn/moans out that she trusts me as her best friend. Otherwise it just doesn't have the same effect.
>>16977279
Yes! Make a loving mess of creampie in her ass and pussy from behind!

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>>16977323
But your forgetting something very important.
I'm taller than them.

They can't get their busts in my face if I stand up.

Also
>Heaven help you
>A bunch of oppai loli valkryies show up to ra- rescue the man who ended up in hell by mistake.

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>>16977241
But that's a lie
>Their size is no larger than the average human child, and while they are not strong by themselves they are very nimble. Also, when they take action, they are always in a pack consisting of dozens of individuals, so by attacking all at once they can even bring down prey that is far larger than themselves.
Shit low-tier monsters are weaker than humans.

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>>16977088
No response. You lied, didn't you anon. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977281
What would your wife do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976948
I mean, I wonder why the flayer would be showing me that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977357
Well, they're weak offensively. As far as enduring goes they're just as tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977215
It's always interesting moment when a monster child realizes they're stronger than you.
Good luck, single dads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977365
I haven't the slightest idea.

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>>16977357
Ignoring their soporific effects, how many dormice would you be able to take down before being swarmed by them?

inb4 "But I don't want to take them down, I'd rather let them swarm me".
Let's say they were beating up your child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977387
4 or 5. But the pied piper approach would be better.

[Anonymous No.]

That's some weak bait.

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>>16977359
Someone give him the sketch, I'm philosophically prohibited from helping anyone in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977393
You're going to entrance them all with music and lead them away somewhere? Smart.
Question is, music or singing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977215
Probably get turned on. It's shameful

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977399
>>16977393
>music or singing
Should be "Instrument or singing?"
I'm a moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977394
You mean the dormouse question?
Since when was posting dumb hypotheticals bait?
Are you that easily ruffled, or are you talking about something I didn't pick up on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977395
But why? Honest question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977088
This one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977395
>>16977443
That's not a lilim, that's fanart from KC of a video game character, drawn as if they were MGE characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977443
You are my savior for the day anon. Yes that one. Praise be unto you and may you be blessed with much snu snu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977439
I wouldn't want to help me either, let alone anyone else here.

[Anonymous No.]

So anons, how would you handle being captured and sold to a tanuki whose going to use you as the first prize for her fighting tournament, alongside some cash and a free trip to a spa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977502
I'd probably temble and get hard to the fact some big strong muscular warrior MG is going to claim me as her prize

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977502
fuck dude im already bad at fighting games
if she wants me to throw matches she made the best decision of her life

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977502
Do my best to look appealing? Wouldn't want to bum out the contestants and ruin the tournament for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977502
I'd try to rig the tournament so the cutest girl won, then have sex in the spa with her which is probably what's going to happen anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977502
I would be a shit prize tho. Unless she made me become an incubus first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977502
I'd try as hard as possible to charm the tanuki so she'd cancel the tournament and keep me for herself. We're gonna make tons of tiny tanuki babies instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977502
I express pity for the Tanuki.
Yandere maids don't fuck around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977502
f st. hp -> cr. hp -> m shoryuken -> FADC -> metsu hadoken

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977502
Nothing much.

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>>16977509
Oh?
And who are you hopping wins you giant muscle slut?

>>16977514
Hey, worse comes to worse they sell you off, nothing says they need to marry you if you're a shit.
A couple girls may even want to buy your from the winner

>>16977512
this isn't a fighting game tourney and you aren't participating.

>>16977515
Out tanuki the tanuki?

>>16977517
>Implying she isn't a retired fighter herself whose body is insanely muscular for her size.
>Implying she wouldn't come out of retirement for the sole purpose of winning you.

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>>16977531
I want it to be a big strongfat Salamander who makes me her submissive little stay at home husband in a naked apron so she can go up and slap my ass at any time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977531
>Out tanuki the tanuki?
Possibly but I wouldn't use money since out tanuki-ing her that way is impossible, I'd use info from my travels that could be useful to monster girls in an attempt to get them to throw the match.

Like the location of hidden treasure or villages with high populations of unmarried men. If things went my way I'd like a nice Lizardman to win.

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>>16977541
Would she be genki and pic you every time you offer her dinner, a bath, or you?
Would she love to cuddle you afterwards and call you her favorite trophy?

Also, standard colors or something different like black scales and blue flames?

>>16977543
Just a regular lizard man?
Anything special?
Would the tanuki hand you some money in secret for being the real winner of the tournament?

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>>16977531
oh shit i misread the ever living fuck out of that

i'd hope whoever wins has a heart as big as her fighting spirit

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>>16977546
Yes! I want her to hold me in her strong arms and tell me how lucky she was to win me, I'd tell her I wouldn't trade her for the world.

Also vanilla a best!

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>>16977531
>Implying she wouldn't come out of retirement for the sole purpose of winning you.
I'm gonna cheer her on from my cage at the top of the stands and give her the motivation to claim me as her husband!
Need to size up the competition on the side too, maybe use a few unscrupulous tricks to make sure they're weak for their fight.
I bet she'd love my willingness to pull some dirty tricks.

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>>16977531
Well fuck them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977546
>Just a regular lizard man?
Maybe she could have a lightly toned body, black hair and a few scars to differ her from the profile. I could imagine her talking in a rough sounding voice but being a good person.
>Would the tanuki hand you some money in secret for being the real winner of the tournament?
Maybe? She might laugh and see the funny side of things, as long as there's a good show that's what matters right?

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>>16977551
Maybe.
Maybe not.
Who knows?
You may get a big, cuddly minotaur that gets mad whenever she's mistaken for a holst.


>>16977552
Sounds lovely.
Wonder if she'd make you scrub her in the bath.

>>16977553
She'd love the enthusiasm but she wants to win you legitimately.
Watch and cheer that old tanuki on as she fights for love.

>>16977560
As long as its a good show, she'd be happy.
Probably wave at you as you leave.

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>>16977502
Would magic users be allowed in to that tournament. I want to be the prize for a muscle lich!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977567
Give me the two-feet taller than me total pervert hourglass chronomancer Dark Mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977567
They are allowed but no spells may be cast before or during the fight.

They can only use it to boost hteir strength, speed, or durability.

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>>16977564
>As long as its a good show, she'd be happy.
What a kind tanuki, then it would be off to the spa to relax in a hotspring with the lizard and have lots of sex to make up for taking away the chance to have serious fights like she wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976930
The color of both my personal heaven and hell.

[Anonymous No.]

How do we stop the Tanukis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977608
Trick them into hedonistic life styles where they're too focused on that rather then doing anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977608
Suspended Congress and Mating Presses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977614
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977608
Shave their tails. Also, introduce stronger consumer protection laws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977621
>Shaving a Tanuki's tail
Isn't that a hate crime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977621
Shaving tails is the kind of shit that gets you on the "ireedemable scum" list
You won't ever be able to marry a monster girl, not even the lowest level of Slime or Devil Bug

[Anonymous No.]

Big muscle wolves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977621
I hate Tanukis but that would be a little too harsh. We all know how tails are important to monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977662
Gonna molest her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977670
I'm not sure that's a good idea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977639
Manticores aren't so smug when they're forced to wear tail covers outside, for public decency and safety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977662
With a bad case of manface, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977683
She's still pretty to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977679
All strong canid MGs should exercise their tails just as much of the rest of themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977614
I want to put a tanuki in reverse suspended congress, showing the board of directors that respected her so much what her face looks like when she's being fucked silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977681
What does a particularly 'blessed' Manticore do when walking around in more decent societies?
As in, her tailpussy bulb is just an enormous, fat, throbbing mess, constantly drooling excessive fluids and even sounds like its lightly sucking in air in time with her heartbeat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977693
I find her cute too, I want to lick those abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977700
You realize that they're just going to touch themselves or go find some intern boys to rape right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977679
Isn't this girl 190cm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977707
Don't we all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977711
Thereabouts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977709
I'd force the tanuki to give all the boys the day off so there's no one around and they're forced to touch themselves with no outlet except the sight in front of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got that pic of iron beasts's lilim? The archives are being a dick to my shitty phone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977719
She looks so big yet she is so small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977725
>1.93m
>small
how tall are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977725
I mean, 193 cm is pretty tall for a female. Or were you expecting taller?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977732
Thats... thats under six feet
You can't be serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977732
She looks as if she had 3m or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977639
>>16977650
>>16977664
She could just spend a month pretending to be a mouse girl.
In fact, that's probably one of the ways to get 'nooked.
You think you're dating some meek and mild mouse and BAM, secret Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977706
Tape some googly eyes and wear a small dress near the end of her tail, and do a ventriloquism act for the neighbor kids.
Or suck a golfball through a gardenhose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977739
That's OVER 6 feet, it's about 6'4".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977739
it's 6'3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977725
>>16977739
>>16977740
Its just that the guy is like 140 or some other ridiculous nip height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16975138
I think by definition a Tanuki is nothing but alt costumes, between their wardrobe and transformation power.
Don't even need a potion to be loli for a day.

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese Tall™

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977755
J-Tall™

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977737
Everyone wants their tall girls to be a 7ft meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977739
6'3 is taller than me, but only by an inch or so.
So she's huge for a girl but small for a towering monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977759
But anon, 5' 1" -5' 5" girls are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977759
That's because people want tall girls to actually be tall, and not just by an inch or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977719
I just believe her to be ~7ft.
I find that a lot easier to believe than her being surrounded by actual goddamn midgets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977770
Of course they are, all variety of sizes are cute.
>>16977772
Anywhere from 6'5 to 6'11 is still fucking tall but it always has to be 7ft like there's no other height for a tall girl. Not an inch shorter or taller, it's boring if it's the same thing every time.

[Anonymous No.]

It's interesting how snakes can adjust their height to your perceived ideal.
Demure shirohebis would lower themselves.
Lamia would set their height roughly equal.
Boastful apophis would try to tower over you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977759
My waifu is 17ft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977845
You can't measure the entire snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977840
>you will never tickle an Apophis's sensitive underbelly as she tries to make herself look taller

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977759
As long as it's a tall girl with big snuggle lumps wearing an oversized shirt I'm happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977828
>Anywhere from 6'5 to 6'11 is still fucking tall but it always has to be 7ft like there's no other height for a tall girl. Not an inch shorter or taller, it's boring if it's the same thing every time.
7ft is a good general height and isn't obnoxiously a bitch to type like 6'11''. Also being under 7ft is Womanlet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977853
>smug apophis looms over you
> start climbing
> " No, stop that! "
> Climb for ten feet, start fucking her snake cloaca mountaineer-style
> she ahegaos, falls down and crushes you.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirl blowjobs, y/n?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977852
She is not a snake though. If she was she would be 100ft.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that it's the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977874
hell yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977879
What is she?

>>16977874
Yes, especially after taking some manticore venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977884
That and amazon are gay as fuck.

>>16977888
Dragun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977874
The real question is how long is the ideal tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977874
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977874
Yes, yes, and yes.

Especially if it involves forcing an anubis to her knees and shoving it in her mouth while she tries to say that you should be doing what she tells you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977874
idk

I'd need better experience before I'm convinced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977891
You're gay as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977758
I'm going to start using this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977828
When you're 6', 6'1" yourself, 6'5" is just a few inches. If a girl is going to be tall, I want to stare at her collarbones and not her nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977874
That's a solid yes from me anon.

What would be especially nice at least as far as personal tastes go would be a blindfolded blowjob from my daughteru. I'd get out her pink silk sleep mask and lift up her floppy ears so she can put it on and wear it without making them uncomfortable. Then I'd lay back on the bed without any pants on and watch her slowly crawl over to to me, eagerly sniffing the air and following my scent. Once she gets over to me she'd probably start with a few careful little licks to make sure she's found her prize before enthusiastically taking all of me down her tight little throat and keeping me there as if she's afraid it'll disappear because she can't see it with her blindfold on.

I don't know what it is about blindfolded blowjobs, I feel like her waring nothing but a blindfold as she suckles me would accentuate both her innocence and her lewdness if that makes any sense. Either way, doing that with my daughteru would be the comfiest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977874
Abomination blowjobs are leagues better

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977874
Glacies and her mama ice queen looking up at me while working my junk? Hell YES

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get tall so I can mating press a small MG like a dormouse?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know the artist? And if there's a better version or a chance for a new drawing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977934
I'mnotadaughterudickerI'mnotadaughterudickerI'mnotadaughterudicker

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977759
Because being the little spoon and being femdommed is better when you're smaller than you're partner. It's also not easy finding a girl taller than you when you're 6'4".

>>16977874
I want a big, sloppy wolfjob! I want to see her wag her tail as she goes down on me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977759
Why do you think I draw the line at 15' you fucking coward? You either go big or go home.

[Anonymous No.]

pat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977968
wao!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977968
Cute wao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977948
That's new to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977968
I wanna pat a Fox!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L2lVVTFT0c

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977874
Definitely yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977980
It was new 5 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977874
A big Salamander holding me in place with her tail while teasing my head with the tip of her tongue and glaring at me hungrily would be fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMm1RLF32ig

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977869
I can only picture her falling like in the video with the snake opening the door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978003
>apophis has a secret room
>it isn't a secret everyone can see it cause it has the fucking tallest door in the kingdom
>only apophis has the length and tail muscle to slither her way up to the door knob and actually turn it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977981

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977968
Pat the awoo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977991
Who in their right mind would marry a frog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978022
>You have drawn the attention of a large group of Foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977874
Gentle deepthroat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978022
Coolkyoushinja must be living it pretty large right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976071
Would she keep me safe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978029
This is a good example of why you should never go exploring alone.
If you don't want to get caught, at least have someone with you that you can outrun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978044
Go on ahead, I'll slow them down.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978051
Poor Anon, left behind to be blanketed in mofu, nibbling his ears and rubbing against him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978059
Lucky man.
The pic doesn't really show it, but they're also all very seriously chest-heavy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977874
Between ghoul and mucus toad, who does it better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978072
Akaname honorable mention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978067
Gang bang fox paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978053
Hot damn that's hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977874
I can't get into monster blowjobs unless her mouth is essentially a Shoggoth going [ ABSOLUTELY LOVECRAFT ] with the stimulus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977934
Lewd.

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>>16978072
Ghoul is the queen of blowjobs, no one can beat her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978124
Especially because she doesn't need to breathe.


I'd gladly take enough manticore venom to let her stretch herself with seed via blowjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978128
I'd fill my waifu with so much see that it would start leaking out of her ass. Though that would be too lewd and I'm just a pure boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978148
Sure you are.
Sure you are.
The worse bit is when you pull away and she says "What are you doing, I'm not done yet?!" despite looking like she's carrying triplets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978152
That's when I press her belly and she orgasm with my semen exploding out of her ass. Everytime she opened her mouth to say something I would do it until she is tired enough.

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>>16977968
And suddenly, I'm reminded of a mofu dream I had because of that asmr thing posted last thread.

>mofu girl follows me home
>average height, particularly fluffy tail
>she's nervous as fuck
>probably afraid of ill intentions on my part
>I give her her own bed to sleep on for the night
>turn in myself
>half an hour later, I hear the door to my room open
>she slips into my bed with me
>modestly sized breasts press into my arm while slender legs wrap around my own
>I try to pull away slightly; she clings to me tighter
>tail slipping around me like a blanket
>her body is still trembling, but relaxes as she maneuvers herself between my arms
>a soft sigh breaks the silence as she buries her face in my chest
>her ears twitch slightly as she drifts to sleep, the two of us bound together
>my hand shifts to rub her head before falling back asleep
>the last I hear is a voice cooing happily

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>>16978162
Such a waste, let her stop when she feels like she'll pop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978168
this will never be reality
deal with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978177
I don't like cumflation that much, but I guess I could do it if she begs for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978181
...That oughta do it. Thanks very much, Ray

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978196
who's ray?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978152
It's best when you attempt to pull away, and then she locks her arms behind you, and shoves her face deeper into you. Ravenous ghouls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978196
Goddamnit are we really doing that quote

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978210
Indeed, they're hungry creatures.
Best to let them eat their fill then pounce when they're full and lazy.
I'd tease the hell out of a ghoulfu when she's like that.

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>>16977739
6.4 feet, your mental calculator is off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978230
>6.4
>.4

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978168
Tell me about this ASMR thing posted last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978230
>>16978267
I have to deal with this shit in my daily life, I never expected to see it here too.
Imperial measurements are the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978294
Not my fault influential people hated the the number 10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978092
Lala is the best monmusu, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978124
Species matters less, the most important feature of the blower is that she's small enough that you can reach to finger her while she's doing it. Things you can hold onto like horns or thick tails optional.

[Anonymous No.]

Do MGE Arachne's thrive in cave systems?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978339
Nah, no matter the size or features, Ghouls will always be the blowjob queens. Monsters can try to learn how they do it, but nothing will ever compare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978340
>Habitat: Caves, deep forests
Very yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978355
Sounds comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978204
It's from before your time, young one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978339
So a Loli/Shortstack with handlebars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978339
thick bottom bapho for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978287
https://youtu.be/1wUDTkOzLQA?t=22m20s
Have fun with your unambiguous kitsune handjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978385
Oh, I thought it was a story or something.
Yeah, I've listened to that. One of the things which really got me into listening to ASMR.

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>>16978367
Exactly. Loli Demon, Wock or Dragon (so you can hold her by a horn with one hand and the tail with the other), any type of succubus with horns or Baphomet.

Although not needing to breathe is an another optional plus too, so any undead even though they don't have horns.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.shadbase.com/comic_folder/2017-05-02-kali.jpg?x85917
>TFW you will never be the mountain of muscle fucking your wife this much

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978412
>even though they don't have horns.
Dragon zombie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978417
>shadbase
Do you really think I'm going to click that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978412
If it was up to me, I would just take loli Wock with a thick and short tail to tug on while she blows me.
>>16978420
Well, you can probably work wonders with some super glue, a Ghoul and some horns from a bull's skull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978417
>shadbase
Do me a favor and jump into oncoming traffic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978417
Fucking kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978417
I'd do that with waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977404
You wilo get raped by your daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978417
>shadbase
Anon, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978441
If she's strong enough to push me over, she's strong enough to do that.

Ill just scream for my hellhound wife then

[Anonymous No.]

Why would you ever want to have sex with a monster when you can get a angel instead? Angels are far better than any monster!

This message was definitely not brought to you by the order

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978446
That's a lewd angel. I wonder if she'll let me sniff those panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978417
>shadbase
He should either try to improve or stop drawing altogether, because his artstyle is fucking horrendous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978446
Angel wings aren't as cute as Demon wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978445
Anon please, have dignity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978446
Do we need to lead the angel into decadence again?
Because I want to cuddle a winged hedonist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978446
>pimping out the servants of your god

Pretty hot, Eros and the Fallen God approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978417
>RWBY
>and shadbase
That's like two shitty things rolled into a really shitty burrito

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978446
I'd get raped by that angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978427
>loli Wock with a thick and short tail to tug on
You understand perfectly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978446
No, I'm pretty sure that angel is already a monster on the inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978455
If I'm right the image that anon linked wasn't made by shadman, the artist that made it is still bad though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978446
Because angels don't want sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978466
I want to hold that Dullahan's hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978469
Would she have thick thighs and a big rear to go with it?
Would she wine and pout at you when you played with her cheeks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978469
All loli MGs should have short tails to grab while you bully their underdeveloped womb from behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978446
Good thing there's an assortment of angel-related pickup lines when you need to go hit on the seraphim at the bar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978464
That would be an interesting way to repent for your sins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978417
I'd do this, minus the doggy bowl and the "bitch pussy" stuff.
I want to fuck a wolfgirl until her legs make jelly look like concrete, not make her feel bad about it.

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>>16978477
Would you want to go to a Full Moon winter ball in a cozy Undead Kingdom with a Dullahan?
Would you want to slowly waltz with her as a blush creeps its way onto her face?
Would you want to cuddle up to her in her bed afterwards and cuddlefuck the night away as she hungrily kisses you?

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>>16978469
Well, having such a petite frame for her species, she should have a little fat tail barely squeezed between her big buttcheeks.
I'd imagine that she would end up with some sort of complex about the size of her tail.

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>>16978446

[Anonymous No.]

You may not be able to tame a Hellhound. But you can emotionally manipulate them to do what you want.

Just take some acting classes so you can cry and get tears on command, Hellhounds melt with husband tears.

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>>16978494
That girl seems to be enjoying it a lot. I"m sure the after cuddles would be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978500
That sounds lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to talk with a Gremlin about nerdy electronic stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978053
You can't post that and not link uncen, man

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978515
What's lewd would be the morning after where you wake up with her blushing face sheepishly apologizing because her body went on autopilot and is now molesting your dick with her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978518
I want to watch a Gremlin's stomach muscles flex as she works beneath one of her doomsday devices!

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>>16978518
So do you want to bro it up with a Gremlin while she builds an automaton to house the soul of her dead sister?
How would you react to the both of them "raping" you after she finishes building the body?

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>>16978518
Those cheeks are begging to be pinched.

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgur.com/IWfIopG
http://imgur.com/IUZNyYk

I'm starting to think that the Pharaoh and the apophis should put aside their fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978518
>Gremlins been shown sweating in some fanart
>still no art of a thicc tan Gremlin

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978519
Don't have the uncensored version, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978539
>http://imgur.com/IUZNyYk
>public use shit
That shit doesn't happen in the MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978519
Whoops, nevermind, found links

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2378294
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2378292

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978482
>Would she have thick thighs and a big rear to go with it?
You could alternate between groping her ass and thighs with both hands, tugging her horn and tail, and just holding her by a horn and probing her with your other hand while she's blowing you. And after a while turn her around and pound her from behind.

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>>16978539
Jesus that second image.

Also from the looks of it, I think you want the Apophis to win.

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>>16978539
>You'll never take a Pharaoh's first time while being controlled by an Apophis' venom.
>She'll never cry out in mixed pain and pleasure as you pump inside her again and again with the Apophis' massive grape tits pressing against our back, lewd encouragement in your ear.
>After hours of this she'll never bite your neck to give you the antivenom, causing you to awaken balls deep in your beloved Pharaoh.
>As you try to frantically apologize and pull out, the Pharaoh wraps her arms around you and in her undeniable God Voice tell you to "Keep going until you fucking knock me and that grape bitch up." with hearts in her eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978518
Big fluffy ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978563
Poor Pharaoh just can't win. The only way to do so is get the Apophis a husband before she tries anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978563
>antivenom
Why would an apophis have brakes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978529
>>16978533
>Alright Anon, I'm thinkin' we make her hips THIS wide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978563
This is why I subscribed to GRAPED.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978446
Do Angels do femdom? If so, then how? What positions? What fetishes? Thid is going to be a hard sell for a power slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978574
So she can see the Pharaoh's cute slave's face when he realizes he pumped his mistress' womb full and she wants more.

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>>16978551
This image, http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2635410 , isn't really monster girl related, but I'd definitely would put a Loli-Wock through this kind of stuff after she would blow me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978575
>Only that wide
Oh silly Gremlinchan

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965685


idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978575
>Hey why are you asking me about the proportions anyway? Why does it matter if this Automaton gives me a boner or not?
>"Oh, no reason~"
At the same time she's probably stealthily taking potions and doses of holst milk to get the same body.

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>>16965685


idk, here swordbun

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978588
Need more coffee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978594
Nice bune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978593
Would be fantastic.
Wait, you want it to look like a war model AND a matron model?

How would I even get- MAKE that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978605
Warmoms.
> " If you don't come inside by the time I count to three... I'll burn this country in nuclear fire! "
Don't make her say your full name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978583
One word for you my friend: Valkyrie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978596
what i need is to kms or something, the mg dreams aint stopping but im waking up to a world without mg's which just makes me feel like shit

[Anonymous No.]

New wife picture.
Japanese artist finished my request.
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=17549403

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>>16978611
>Big, buff, and built like a tank, although she's a bit soft around the edges.
>Loves to have you suckle her huge nutrient tanks when she thinks you're hungry.
>Could easily take out a city if angered.

Good thing they don't take Yan-cores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977372
What do daughterus do when they realize they are stronger than dad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978605
>spoiler
I'd assume Mino milk for muscles,
Hathor milk for tits and ass and thickness, and height growing potions for the figure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978614
Nice hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978622
Ground Dad, they put him in a cage while they eat all the cookies, drink nothing but slurpees and stay up till midnight while playing videogames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978613
The gov is keeping them from us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978622
Still listen, pull panks, maybe act a bit disobedient, and get scarred for life when they accidentally hurt dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978622
Dad loses respect and some of the more wild species do whatever they want or just obey their mom.

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>>16978629
Maybe.
Although I'd be weird if she started growing up to much.

>Hey anon, what do you think?
>"Are you taller?"
>Yeah, doing some genetic experiments just to see what happens.
>"Well...Ok..... I think being small fit you best but you do you.

[Anonymous No.]

>When all the story ideas you can come up with involve lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978612
Tell me more sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978643
You have to use psychological warfare against them. I mean how do you think Superman's dad punish him when the kid could literally take bullets to the eye and come out fine?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqBauGxyOj8

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978649
It's ok to be a lolicon anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Anon, going out? Bring back some treats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978658
Will do.Going to have an ultra busty, very chubby familiar to cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978658
Familiar is the only imouto that appeals to me. I don't think I would resist cumming on her face a few times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978649
Make them big bootied lolis then.
>>16978658
I was wondering when you'd draw a Familiar, as they're right up your alley. She's even a shortstack no less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978649
Never stopped me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978653
I guess that's one way to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978622
They become happy, because now they're strong enough to help and protect daddy.

[Anonymous No.]

I like this dog girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978716
I like the blue and icy dog girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978716
Fuck you, stop ruining ladder

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978695
>Playing with Oni daughter
>She used to be gullible enough to believe you were stronger
>Today, she accidentally picks you up
>She's shocked at first, then she smiles
>You then proceed to be overhead carried around the house by an eccstatic five year-old
>'I'm stronger, I'm stronger! Now I can help protect Papa!'
>Your wife is burying her face in her drink, trying not to laugh at you
>'Sweetie, you have to put me down if you want to protect me!'
>'Kaaaay!'
>She tosses you onto the couch with a thump
>'So since I'm stronger than Papa now, will you teach me to wrestle like you and Mama always do?'
>Your wife sputters, splashing her drink all over her front before letting out a bellowing laugh at the whole situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977215
I have enough Demonic Energy and magic power that people confuse me for Dr. Manhattan. I'm not human anymore. I also married a Lich. Neither of us are going to tell, but I will teleport to the candy store and buy all your favorites before you get there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978737
This kinda makes me want to be an adventurer who retired due to an injury that takes care of monster girl orphans.
I'd love it if adopterus saw me carrying on my life as a partial cripple and the bigger, strong ones took it upon them selves to keep me safe like I did for them.

Adoperu marriage would be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978635
>little girl realizes she's stronger than her dad
>she pulls pranks and sometimes goes against what he says, but despite her superior strength most of the time she listens.
>once when pulling a prank on him, not realizing her own strength, she accidentally pushed him too hard.
>dad was sent flying into a nearby wall.
>a hollow "thud" sound as he hit, then he fell to the floor where he remained motionless.
>daughter in shock, the scene just playing over and over in her head as the tears start forming in her eyes
>with her moms help they take him to the nearest hospital
>doctor says he's just got a mild concussion and some broken ribs but is gonna be fine
>daughter ready to cry from the guilt, sure her father must hate her now
>the go to his room
>dad is happy to see them both, insists on hugging and comforting his still crying daughter despite the pain in his ribs
>just keeps patting her head while she cries into his shoulder telling her that it's fine and he's ok
>they all leave the hospital together with the daughter finally understanding that it's not fear of violence or strength that keeps a good family together, it's the fear of letting down or hurting the ones that you love and love you, and the ability to forgive when accidents happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978695
>>16978737
The cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978779
and then they FUCKED

[Anonymous No.]

Bapho Butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978900
I want a fat bottomed, chubby baphomet with glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

What do Hellhound waifus do when during a heated fight, they accidentally slap husband (lets say she was gesticulating a lot and miscalculated her movements)
> Seconds latter find the slap was hard enough toss him to the ground, he is sobbing and it drew a little bit of blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978906
I want a fat bottomed, big chested Bapho Nee san. One who gets off on using weird lewd spells on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978906
I want a Bapho to pet my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978945
>Bapho Nee san
Stop this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978945
That could be nice too.
The oneesabbath is fun.

>>16978950
Would it be as you use her thighs as a lap pillow?
Because I'd ruffle my baphomet's ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978952
Okay. Why though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978950
I want any sort of positive attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978906
>>16978945
I want both a tall and small bapho.
I want to gently rub and clean their horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978966
I would be nice to have one in each arm as you realax.

[Anonymous No.]

Cuddle horn in front of a warm fire

[Anonymous No.]

that guy never delivered on that rolling contest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978622
>Adopt a lost little jabberwock that fell out of wonderland
>You had heard some stories, but she's been nothing but well-behaved, even during baths.
>Time goes on, and she remains obedient, attentive, and clever if not a little quiet. Her table manners with the tentacles could use some work.
>One night, she's nowhere to be found. Hearing some noise from your bedroom, you enter the darkened room, lit only by the full moon filtering through the windows.
>There she is, bent over, shuffling through the laundry basket aggressively. You call out to her, and she turns around, lowering a pair of your boxers from her face, and exhaling some sort of pink gas. There's a feral glint in her eyes as she stands up, and you can't help but back up as she slowly walks towards you.
>Tripping over yourself, you softly fall backwards onto your bed. Before you can move, she's straddling your hips, and breathing that pink mist directly into your face.
>Your hands find themselves resting gently on her hips. Were her hips always this wide? You fingers sink into her flesh as you confirm it. Odd how you hadn't noticed that about her until just now. Still, this isn't a game she should be playing.
>You try to get up, but a firm press of her palm to your chest and another faceful of pink vapors quiet your struggles.
>Your thoughts are getting dizzy, but pleasant. It's hard to concentrate, but you vaguely comprehend a claw slicing through the belt holding your pants in place. A couple tugs later
and things start feeling really good.
>Everything's so simple. She's smiling, you're smiling. And kissing. And thrusting. It's so relaxing. Enjoyable, even. You barely even notice when you pulse your seed into the little dragon. You drift in and out of conscious, hazily acknowledging her as she continuously rides you.
>You wake up next morning, arms draped around the little jabberwock sleeping atop you and dick still inside her. She stirs as you start getting hard again, and sleepily smiles at you as she starts rocking her hips, ready for more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978973

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978993
Double baphos mean double cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978999
>Spoon little bapho while getting spooned by big bapho

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978958
The baphs will get sad.

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk about Baphos reminded me of the dream I had. I was fighting a really strong goat and not even guns worked.
Thing ended when I suplexed it on a lava pit, making its horns soft and stucking him on the ground where I started to punch him realyl fast, ending with a kick that sent him flying away.

I think that dream represented me rejecting lolis no matter how much they are forced upon me and I think I can beat Baphomets now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978990
little Wock a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979008
>when I suplexed it on a lava pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978999
Indeeed

>>16979006
Big or Small, flat or busty
Big bro them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979006
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978984
Gently roasting your chestnuts?
Nibbling on your nose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979017
There was lava nearby so I did a german suplex and shoved its head in there.

[Anonymous No.]

I need more eels in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979008
I love Wocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979034
dude you just kicked the shit out of a Nightmare. rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979005
Exactly.
It's why I like bigamy, you can get duality with your wives, be it size, breasts/ass comparisons, and/or muscle/pudge

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979042
Wocks are okay but I would do the same if they forced onee-san shit on me.

>>16979043
But it was a goat, not a normal horse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978964
>/mgt/: The Post

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979058
It was a goat nightmare.
Nightmares enter dreams, but they don't just barge in like an Oni to a bar. They're subtle. It had taken the form of a goat so that it could blend in without being too jarring, making you aware that it was a dream and thus ending the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979036
More for your mind, for your tummy, for your anus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979071
Oh. Rest in peace little nightmare then. I think I fought that goat for five rounds, I think I might've shot it with a sniper rifle too in an attempt to kill it and it just wouldn't die.

I should apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

Cutest nightmares are the oppai lolis with too large scythes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979008
>>16978168
Y'all are dreaming of cute mofu and goats and meanwhile all I get are shadowy figures​ of maybe MGs in between dreams of normal people I know irl and the occasional backwards-talking midget dancing in a red suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979091
Fire, walk with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979091
I'll have you know that it was a really strong goat. Most of my dreams is just me going on nice and cool places with some fights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979074

All of the above?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979091
You wouldn't happen to be a fan of Twin Peaks, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979091
Mofu anon here.

Dreams are random, with little to know control. Some things can be used as a good kind of trigger, but success is not guaranteed. At least it beats my regular dreams of distorted real life...assuming the insomnia decides to throw me a bone.

Also: Don't eat...the clues

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978990
There's only two ways MG adoption is going to end up. Her jumping you or you dicking her.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't remember my dreams at all. Stupid brain damage keeping this weird aspect of society hidden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979136
Could you leave a little wock standing in the rain, clutching a tattered jubjub plush?
Devious creatures, truly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979150
write down the ones you remember
it'll make that nightmare stalking you feel special

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979195
>clutching a tattered jubjub plush
That's not fucking fair
I have an immense weakness when kids in distress are shown earnestly holding a cute stuffed animal or doll of some kind
I cry like a bitch every time for some reason, it just triggers something in me
If an abandoned or orphaned monstergirl were looking scared holding a plush doll I would be utterly compelled to adopt her and protect her smile right then and there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978993
the big one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979136
My adopterus beg to differ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979136
That's not true at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979261
>she'd yawn then ask "Why are you shouting at this our anon-kun?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979355
>tfw will never be little spoon of a big bapho and listen to her bleat in her sleep
suck it lolicons, biggest is bestest

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979363
>Satyros drinking heavily
But like, a not as enjoyable as usual drinking heavily

[Anonymous No.]

Daughteru cunny is off limits to fathers. Even adopted ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979369
>cows, sheep, goats
even toed ungulate girls are the superior girls, and thats just 3 of them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977241
Not all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977502
Beat her ass because I don't feel like being anyone's fucking slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979459
Even stuff like Fairies are physically hardy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979479
Provide proper backup to your claim. If you're so ready to make that statement, you certainly have the citation on hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979428
>cunny
Being disgusting is off-limits to everyone.

Dicking the adopteru just strenghtens the love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979502
No problem my dude.
>Q: Which one is the weakest monster, if going by simple combat ability?
>A: If it's simple fighting strength, then it'll be either Fairies or Kesaran Pasaran I guess? This is speaking about offensive ability to the last, their bodies are sturdy, just as expected of monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979428
Word choice aside anon that just isn't true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979521
>>16977241
Toughness and physical strength are two different things. He never said every monstergirl is stronger than a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979543
I >>16979479 was not saying that.
I don't think anyone expects Fairies to be able to suplex a human. It's just that monsters in general are tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979562
The reply >>16977241 made to >>16977223 Suggests that the topic was mg physical strength, which was misnamed for toughness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979571
What we have here is a failure to communicate.

[Anonymous No.]

I think the ideal solution for people who want to have a monster they can protect or dominate, without compromising the existing hugbox, is to introduce a new weak shapeshifter-type who is shy or dependent or whatever. That way, you can get whatever monster you wanted, while also not being the one who is made of paper. This isn't really on topic, but it just popped into my head, and I figured I'd share it.
What do you think a good "weak" monster would be, if you were to base it off of mythological creatures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979579
A sort of doppleganger, you might say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979588
yeah but the whole point was that it would be weaker than the average monster. I recognize that doppelgangers are already a thing, but that wasn't really the point I was going for. I wanted a "have your cake and eat it too" type thing

[Anonymous No.]

What does your monstergirl waifu call your cum? Surely she doesn't call it something crass or icky, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979653
Cummies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979653
Cummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979663
>>16979659
>>16979653
I'm not even slightly surprised

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979653
cummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979653
Usually just 'it' or 'you'. Sometimes cummies too, unironically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979653
"milk'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979653
"little swimmers"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978993
This isn't even her final form!

[Anonymous No.]

The word isn't a meme for nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979708
s...she gets bigger? Oh my...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979653
nut, goo, you/yourself, it, cum, breakfast/lunch/dinner/12am-5am snack

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979708
Double bapho dude here
This post sums up my response >>16979717

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979720
>>16979682
>you
Is your wife a baiter or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979653
Cummy wummies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979653
White gold, milk, baby batter if she's feeling funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979738
No. We just have odd tastes according to some.

[Anonymous No.]

I need titty monsters and otoutou stories gibe pl0x.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978614
She looks like she belongs on a holographic trading card. Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979791
https://pastebin.com/4CZzjEms
https://pastebin.com/50puK57M
https://pastebin.com/cSGesYS5

[Anonymous No.]

My area is having record breaking winds for this time of year. Who do I blame? The elemental or the weather dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, go pay a visit to the oppai loli ryu down the lane.

She just set up her shrine and would love nothing more than to meet people!

really its just an apartment she's renting while she does some localized weather control for farmers but it's still a shrine to her dammit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979866
I would praise her as if she were the DL herself and donate as much as I could spare. That's great that she's helping her community!

[Anonymous No.]

Board space on the Jay is very limited, please stick to your designated general kudosai >>>/vg/175664714

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979919
Your going to be her number one (and only) follower at this rate!
It's good of you to be this way, feel free to have one soda from her fridge and ask any question you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979942
I just have two questions. Does she have a husband? And How long will she be staying?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't dignify shitposter-kun II with (you)s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979951
No and depends
She answered two though so you gotta be sure to praise her for her generosity

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979866
This gives me an idea.

What would be the monster girl equivalent of running a lemonade stand to raise money?
> ryu daughteru offers to water your lawn by making rain
>arachne daughteru sells friendship bracelets made from her silk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979938
>I get to dictate what belongs on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979999
>wasting quads by giving (you)s

[Anonymous No.]

What is she reading about and how will you have to deal with it later?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979999
What the fuck did I say anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980021
She's reading about scales and I'm ready to oil her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980012
Why do you even mention gets it just makes it worse when you point it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980021
It's not rape if you want it!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have the link for latenight's/lawerkun's gallery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16979866
I'd like to help clean her apartment. Just so long as we're not dipping into Nurgle Territory. It'd be nice to be a maid, I mean butler for someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980021
It's not Rape if both or more parties are consenting before, during, and after sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980127
Did you draw this? If so or not, what's the story behind this piece?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980426
Looks like a fallen angel or perhaps a dragon of some kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980426
I'd recognize that style anywhere, it's からくれ, they're on pixiv.
I don't think there's any particular story behind that piece, though.
They also draw furries and assorted weird shit, so check their gallery at your own risk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980461
Then what's with the wooden stick and the dragon lady being chained to a sword? Is there some joke I'm not getting here, cause the way this scene is drawn looks more somber than some sort of dark comedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980475
Thank you for introducing me to a new artist.
>spoiler
Eh, as long as I don't see that stuff shoved in my face I'll just pretend those don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980426
There is a slight story, but google translate is less than helpful.
https://twitter.com/karakure02/status/850833809503158272/photo/1

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980021
>Paws for effect! 10 hot tips on using your paws in the bedroom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980021

> The benefits of abs: How weak husbands go crazy over them!

> "Being created as warriors and guardians, a Hellhound's powerful body can very easily build muscle and get a delicious 8 pack."

> "Train your husband to properly estimulate and lick your abs."

> "Learn to use your abs to make your husband cum like if it was a second vagina."

> "Do you know that having muscles increase your chance of your husband cuddling up to you and telling you he feels safe with you?"

> 5 reasons why if he runs from you, he secretly wants you to rape him

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978539
Never understood why everyone assumes the Apophis wins with ease every single time.

Isn't a Pharaoh supposed to be a God-like sorcerer or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980565
What are you talking about? The team-rocket-tier Apophis whose plans always get foiled while she leans on her husband for support and goofy shenanigans is much more commonly discussed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980565
The win condition for the Pharaoh isn't defeating the Apophis, it's getting someone to fug the snake so she stops being such a bitch.

[she gets better No.]

>>16980491
I liked this little series.
I'm a sucker for his mofus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980580
Must be a lot of fun for them. I can see a couple whispering to each other trying to slip past an anubis guard.
>Go seduce her with your manly charms
>But those only work on you
and then they fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Do plant monster girls like heavy metal like real life plants do?

[Anonymous No.]

/fit/ ghosts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980761
I hope not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980678
>"Go seduce her with your manly charms!"
>'You know those only work on you, dear.'
>"Mhm, don't I~"
>'Come here, you naughty snake~'
>"Oh anon! Take me you devious dastardly man!"
And then the anubis walks in on them screwing behind a corner, sighs, and kicks them out. Just like the last fifty times.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never dress up as a sexy police officer, forcefully strip your waifu naked and handcuff her, and tell er to 'prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law'
Feels bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978539
That's pretty fucking dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980798
Sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn lolifi your MG wife and play with her nipples while she squirms in your lap

This is all I want, it sounds so perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

Billowing, bulging, bouncing badonkadonk
OR
Juicy, firm, tight and heart shaped booty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980937
The latter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980937
Very hard for me to decide.
Kinda depends on the monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980937
I want a Tanuki CEO with a huge badonkadonk to be my sugar momma!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981016
She'll pay you to pound her against the glass wall of her office

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980781
That's a cute ghost but she doesn't look very /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980791
>In the far distance you hear an Alraune singing along to Nightwish
>meanwhile you also hear a dryad and mandrake arguing about what is and isn't metal

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980865
>ywn lolify your MG waifu and then have her smugly tease you for being a dirty lolicon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981023
As long as she pays the bills I'll pound her sweet, plump, extra pillowy ass anywhere she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981027
This is actually what I want. I wonder what smug waifus do when they find that their husband is secretly buying loli potions from the sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981038
At some point you've gotta take the biggest request of your life. You've gotta marry that girl. Think about it, married to a CEO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981016
Careful, she can be clingy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981051
Clingy is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981051
>"Anon please come back you don't need to work! I'll give you all the money you need! I will stop belittling you! Please come back, please!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981016
>>16981051
>>16981092
>Only takes five minutes once he's out the door on the way to work from her to go from 'ohoho' haughty to blubbering lovey dovey lovesick wreck
>either lovingly hotdogs him or posessively sits on his face as soon as he comes home/back to her office
>Generally needs a lot of pampering from him even though she's rich enough to blow her nose with fifty dollar bills

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981051
I just wanted to play along like in my romance cinema but instead I'm chef, butler, therapist, hug and fug pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980491
"Who are you?"
"I could ask you the same thing."
"I am George, a squire."
"I have no name. People call me the 'red' or 'wicked' dragon."
"I heard I could find the Sword of the Saint here."
"This would be it."
"I would like to take it."
"Feel free to."
"What's with this chain? It's impossible to remove it. I can't take the sword like this!"
"What a predicament."

And then he takes her along with the chained sword, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981016
>>16981038
>"What's that you need dear? Car insurance? What kind of car do you drive anon? Oh that will simply not do! We are going to the Porsche dealership tomorrow morning!"
>"After we get you a new car and insure it under my coverage we're going to the beach and breaking in the backseat~!"
>"What's that Anon? You need to pay the rent? I'll let you rent out a room in my mansion for real cheap! Just forget about that old apartment and come home with momma!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981145
Sugar mommy MGs are top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

Was this pic ever finished?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981145
Oh yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978594

hush

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981174
Lewd!

Please don't kill yourself melon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981174
There is a criminal lack of poledancing images of monstergirls. Thanks Melon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981145
Is she into momdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980580
>much more commonly discussed
Hahaha, good one. Also wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

The druella gives you foot jobs if you ask nice enough. Trust me anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981198
That's how she punishes you if you gamble her money away I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981226
But anon... lilims are SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981238
>gambling your sugar mommies money away

That's wrong. You're supposed to save her money and pamper her with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981238
Doesn't sound like much of a punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981240
Anon they may be whatever you want to call them. But at the end of the day, I'd become the Druella's butler and foot slut anyday.

[Anonymous No.]

Yoga time, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980565
Pharaohs are pretty much literal gods, but Apophis were created specifically to defeat them. Her venom for example would mean an instant defeat of a Pharaoh. I'd assume that an Apophis is probably resistant if not imumme to most of a magic a Pharaoh can throw at her, while being quite powerfull herself in the first place.

It's the fact that a Pharaoh has a massive kingdom to back her up with that forces an Apophis to rely on stealth (which she is good at anyway).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981276
i bet live making with Tio would be like making love with a big warm doughy cinnamon roll, shed be a great top

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981041
>I wonder what smug waifus do when they find that their husband is secretly buying loli potions from the sabbath.
Probably grill him for a while on things like how he intended to use those potions, perhaps slipping it into the wife's food or drink, or brazenly ask her to play a part in living out his depraved fantasies? Stuff like what he intended to do after the potions took effect and left her with a small, petite and vulnerable body. Firing off questions faster than he'd have the chance to answer than and watching him squirm, before uncorking a bottle and draining the contents with deliberate slowness.
That is, if she was up to it, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981292
>top

Not literally, she'd break your bones

And then feel really bad about it and I just couldn't deal with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981292
She'd probably slowly and gently milk every single drop out of your balls with her lewd flesh anon. And she'd be smiling and cheering you on the whole way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981226
I've always wondered if powerful monster girls would give men sexual favors if they begged for it

A quick clawjob won't hurt a Dragon's pride and it will make a dragonfag really happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981312
Maybe she'd be more of a power bottom? Then you'd get to experience her leglocking you with her long powerful thighs as her tight pussy squeezes down on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981312
>Not literally,
oh yes literally

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981307
That's lewd, bullying like that is the best.

Id only be scared if my daughterus found the bottles. I'd be bullied for days.

[she gets better No.]

>>16981320
You better del that before you get an unpaid vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981319
There's an image of that and it'seems just perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981320
You can't post that on a blue board, even spoilered anon! Though how cum hungry do you think Tio would get when she's in the mood?
>"Aww, you can do more than that sweetie! I know you can! C'mon, go for twenty!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981326
>tfw i know that one
be better if she were on top tho, all you can see feel and smell would be her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981315
They probably do and that's good news for me then. I'll beg at a druella's feet just for her to step on me.

And who knows? Asking small favours like that from a powerful girl could wind you up with a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981330
full moon best moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981322
I'm sure she'd helpfully explain that they're just energy drinks. Depending on her disposition she may append moments later that they sure gave you the energy of a wild beast based on how enthusiastically you were fondling and ravishing her the night before.

[Anonymous No.]

So what's the best way to make a giant fluffy tail daki IRL?
I'm in a place where furs are relatively cheap, so it's not infeasible to make one out of actual fox tails.
Is there a better fur, or a good way to order a tube covered in long synthetic fur with a matted core?
Or is there maybe a better way to go about it like a large plushie or fur pillow case on a traditional daki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981372
Just sowe a bunch of pillows to a regular daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981382
That doesn't capture the essence of fur though.
I might as well just wrap myself in regular soft pillows then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981384
It's hard, but maybe you can by a bunch of tails and attach it to a regular daki.

Like those weird furry ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981359
>Anon ends up as Tio's homestay after the convention dating event.
>Every day he deals with hiding his arousal at having a tall brown bombshell living with him in various states of undress.
>One day the full moon happens and while shitposting late at night he hears something outside his room.
>Tio's there, eyes wide and slightly crazed, breathing heavily and drooling and naked as the day she was born.
>Turns out that despite all the integration, Ogres still have the instinct to rape humans deep in their genetics.
>Anon tries to block off his door and ask for help on Monchan.
>Tio breaks through easily because there is no brakes on this rape train.
>Anon is dragged kicking and screaming into Tio's obnoxiously cutesy room,
thrown onto her plush super reinforced bed and has his pants ripped off as Tio's massive tits and ass jiggle and she starts drooling from both ends.
>The next afternoon, anon wakes up tired, dehydrated and sore with his dick still buried deep inside Tio's pussy.
>He's also being snuggled like a Daki by Tio, who's nuzzling him in her sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981389
Cute. But wouldn't she feel guilty when she wakes up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980021
It's cool, the same publisher also releases "Rape Dodging Monthly". It's bound to have some helpful tips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981362
Is it really his fault if he sees his waifu as a loli and turns into a savage beast ravaging her small petite frame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981392
Nope, she'd have a vague memory of how cute he looked while she violated him with her pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981396
Well I just hope there's some cuddling to be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981389
big brown perfection

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981403
Anon, it's Tio. Of course there is.

>>16981406
You'd better make that cute girl happy anon!

[Anonymous No.]

Wouldn't that suit melt when things get hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981414
>You'd better make that cute girl happy anon!
I will, by being her daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981420
Probably, but why is she covered in latex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981424
Such an adorable room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981427
It was rubber day in Japan yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981431
R-rubber day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981442
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981424
Careful anon, she might milk a few loads out of you by accident in her sleep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981394
One one hand, it's not his fault if his waifu makes for a feisty and alluring loli. On the other, I'm sure his waifu would pontificate at length, between wanton moaning, how it's all to be blamed on his lolicon urges. That just a bit of teasing was enough for him to loose his cool and pounce on the opportunity to shamelessly play around with her temporarily shrunk form and violate it over and over again as if desperate to stain every bit of it with his lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fucking a Gremlin for the first time.
>She insisted you use a condom, and asked you twelve times if you were okay with being an Incubus. You said yes to both.
>She pulls her panties to the side, spreading her already dripping pussy.
>You thrust in.
>Your dick has never felt this good in your life.
>You've already cum before your hips meet hers, and your refractory period is gone. You cum three times pulling back out of her to thrust in again.
>But you're completely fine. No screaming about how good the pussy is like with a Manticore. Just love for your Waifu.
>You ask her what she did.
>"Most guys pass out the first time they fuck a girl like me, unless they're an incubus. So I scooped some black mana off a Dark Matter's ball and coated the inside of my pussy with it. You're more of an incubus than a Wight's husband!"
>You ask her how she got the Mana.
>Her pussy is overflowing with your cum, and her pupils have turned into hearts. But she's completely lucid.
>She launches into a technical explanation of what machines she used to fight the Dark Matter. You start thrusting into her while she talks.
>It's the cutest thing you've ever seen.
>This is only the start. Over the next few years, she keeps you conscious through your insane fucking through tons of Demonic Energy.

>You're in town buying metal for another addition to your shared bed.
>The sky darkens. Tengus start making CAW noises, scaring their husbands.
>A Lilim appears in the center of town.
>Not one of the canon or OC ones. Just some random silverhaired weirdo ripe for bullying.
>She starts ranting about how no one can resist her, and how the Demon Lord has given her supreme power.
>You walk away. It's too Chunni for you.
>She singles you out, yelling about how she can bring any man to his knees.
>You turn around, looking nonplussed.
>Before you can say anything, she fires a blast of Demonic Energy.
>Houses are demolished! Women and men standing behind you are given spontaneous orgasms! Trees are uprooted and turned into flying dicks!
>YFW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981525
Wat.

[Anonymous No.]

Where's the new girl KC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981638
She came to life and ambushed him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981655
I wish one of my creations would come to life and rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981655
*they

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981668
>Anon was then raped by his Devil Bug daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981674
>Not his mantango daughter
Cmon, step it up senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981674
But none of my characters are devil bugs, at least not yet. I'd be more likely to be attacked by a Jinko or another strong girl.

Although you do make a good point that needs addressed, is fucking your own creation come to life technically daughteru dicking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981692
>is fucking your own creation come to life technically daughteru dicking?
I'm gonna say yes, unless she views you more as a creator god than a parent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981708
I really hope they would see me as a creator/god rather than parent, I'd love to do dirty stuff with them but hate daughteru dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981708
Does this implies that God created men because she wants dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981766
>Does this implies that God created men because she wants dick?
Genuinely the case

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981692
>almost all the waifufags here are daughteru dickers
Is it time for earthshattering revelations again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981779
Ilias a shit, Hathor best MG Godess

[Anonymous No.]

nom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981917
>Hathor creates men
>Makes them love big breasts
>Give herself the biggest breasts

She knows exactly what she is doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981967
Praise the Cow, do it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981918
Shark Attack!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981918
Sharks are good

>>16981980
If you think that's an attack just wait until she gets horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981477
What an interesting way to put it

[Anonymous No.]

Big tall brown girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981477
So tell me, am I innocent or guilty? Will I continue to be teased?

I actually love this fantasy so much, getting teased for my fetish and trying to hide it as best I can

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982006
continue....

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981779
Ilias is incredibly beautiful, a point emphasized by that pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981835
Look, I've had the horny fantasies but I could never bring myself to do it. Even if I was tempted or some shit like that

[Anonymous No.]

Remember not to bully the tubby, himedere kitsune, her mom has 'connections' that would love to see you.
Good luck on figuring out what qualifies as bullying though, she's very insecure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982047
Can I worship the himedere kitsune?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981918
How would shark react if she was giving her husband love bites but accidentally bit too hard and cause him to go to the hospital?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982053
You can, just expect lots of 'oh ho ho ho' ing and demands for you to bring her more snacks while her friends snicker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982055
Probably panics like an Oni who accidentally knocks her husband out.

Mershark bites make him bleed spirit energy so he would go to the hospital with an ahegao though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982060
Good, I will give her all the snacks I can buy with the lunch money I have. I'll maybe even sit at her side and beg to kiss her shoes or sniff her hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982069
You can massage her feet you shameless pervert, although shes only allowing that because you're giving her snacks..which may cause problems later for her waistline as she already got chubby from snacking and making others do things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982079
>chubby

Now you're just making it better. I want to be the shameful butler servant to a haughty himedere chubby kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

I feel new girl coming soon. Maybe in 45 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982106
$20 she's a Sea girl

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>>16982095
You say that now but she's just going to make you bring her more snacks, maybe massage her calfs/thighs, and laugh at you more and more!

She may even have you do her chores so she can relax in bed.

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>>16982007
I'm sure your waifu would be understanding and willing to reassure you. And what better way to sooth your guilty conscience than for her to cuddle up to you and whisper under her hot and heavy breath how you're definitely not a depraved pervert who longs to use his cute wife's body as his personal plaything. She'd know it was only a lapse of judgment and you know better than to try and put the rest of those potions to any kind of use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981918
What is that silly shark doing? That's not how you devour an unsuspecting swimmer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982115
I hope she knows that while she sleeps I inhale her thigh highs, socks, shoes and panties.

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>>16982139
Of course not, she'd callyou a pervert and put her foot on her face while she asks how you're going to make up for such shameful acts?
She may also hope you don't notice the size of her panties.

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>>16982128
It's her way of saying hello I think. Some sharks are timid. Others would kabedon you while underwater though.

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>>16982116
But I mean, if I get a taste the first time, how am I supposed to resist doing it again? Guess she's going to have to be extra careful of anything I put in her food, and besides, I'm pleasuring her aswell!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982147
Big panties? Because I want to inhale them, that and I probably wouldn't be able to stop myself from sniffing her feet while she punished me.

It's not fair being addicted to a himedere.

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>>16982157
You really are hopeless.
She'd demand you do something big to make up for it.

She doesn't want you to notice because she's sensative about her size, even if she does nothing to change it....Well, make it smaller at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982148
>reminder that sharks have very sensitive mouths and noses and will somethings bite things to see what they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982106
No KC tweet about powering up yet, all hope is lost for the weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982150
You'd just have to promise her that it was a one time thing. You're not someone to break promises, are you, Anon? She wouldn't have to be disappointed in you when she feels the familiar tremors of one of those potions taking effect minutes after finishing dinner, right?
It would be a shame if you were to prepare for a relaxing bath while you wait for your underhanded scheme to bear fruit and you felt a pair of small arms wrap around you from behind accompanied by the distracting feeling of two slight, soft lumps pressing into your naked back and your waifu inquiring what this strange turn of events could possibly mean.

>I'm pleasuring her as well!
Oh, I'd imagine you would. She'd definitely understand how her husband is not an intemperate pervert when she saw you devour her changed form with your eyes even before you'd get to greedily explore it with your hands. Someone who's thinking of her pleasure as well would be able to tear his gaze away from the moisture slowly rolling down her inner thighs and look her in the eyes while he explains how things got to that point. Again.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that alps deserve love too. Make yours stage 3 today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982320
My would hit that point quite easily.
Because I'm going to take that little stage two and pump her up till she's looking pregnant and then plugging her up so she sloshes when she walks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982320
Since stage 3s look no different from a real succubus, at this point I would probably fuck an Alp.

I mean if she ended up looking like the one in this picture I'd mating press her every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982300
I'm not a lolicon or anything, I swear. And I'd hate breaking promises to my waifu. But seeing her body like that, her attitude on such a small, vulnerable frame. Oh it would rile up some instincts inside me. I'm not sure how I'd be able to control myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982320
What do you think is more embarrassing for an alp, anal or vaginal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982320
Eh, why not. Just throw in a nice dress and some cute underwear for the Alp. Hell, I'd probably do my best to make even a frumpy Alp feel like a princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982382
>i'm not a lolicon
i've got some bad news for you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982320
>trannyshit
>>>/lgbt/

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>>16982399
How cute. Would cuddle with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982399
delet

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>>16982320
I ain't a homo but I'd smash an alp. Especially after how this described how cute they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982410
Don't me such a negative nancy, daddy-o.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982399
i bet she gives great back massages

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982265
KC is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982456
Alps are for sneaking mega holst milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982382
>I'm not a lolicon or anything, I swear.
Well, if you're not a horny lolicon you could surely lend her a hand out without getting aroused, while the both of you wait for the potion to wear off. Things like helping her apply the lotion she uses to keep her skin soft and beautiful. She wouldn't have to chide you for your slippery hands lingering a bit too long on kneading her waifish chest or round little butt, Right, Anon? You'd have no trouble with concentration on the task at hand instead off immersing yourself in the feeling of her hips and thighs passing under your palms, would you? She could nestle herself in your lap to give you better access to her front without a raging erection snugly settling between her butt cheeks and poking the small of her back every time she shifts around under your ministrations.

It wouldn't end in her hugging your head to her chest and moaning into your hair about what a liar you are while you relentlessly hammer her overflowing pussy. Right?

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>>16982495
Alps are for replacing their whole wardrobes with sundresses and lacy panties.

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>>16982515
Sounds cute.
Would be fun to hear their embarrassed groans

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982515
>forgetting the bras
And there better be some side tie panties in there. Also a babydoll as replacement for their pajamas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982522
>embarrassed groans

Don't you mean jubilant squeals?

[Anonymous No.]

Sure is a gay old time in here. Y'all need to join the army, get that sissy out of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982532
Depends on the stage and willingness.

Some may be happy, others mortified

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982533
But the army cranks out confident Alps in a good shape.

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>>16982546
Yeah, and then after they leave they turn into obnoxious attentionwhores who think they can write. I've seen it happen before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982523
All of those work too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982511
If waifu became a loli I would have tease her way too much about her non-existant chest and flat butt. Hopefully she would ge frustrated enough to rape me after she's back to normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982456
I'm not one of those queer boys.

But I'd absolutely ravage an alp until she admits she's my slut and not some boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982511
Oh yes, I swear I'd be able to control my urges and body while doing all those things.

And of course it wouldn't end like that. How wrong that would be. Amiright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982546
>confident Alps in a good shape
>in uniforms
I eagerly await our new overladies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982399
How does she get her big cuddle claws and paws into those sleeves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982597
Your help

Just make sure not to look you pervert!

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>>16982593
Noooo~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982593
Sounds good.
Would use the D as the carrot that gets them in shape

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982047
I'm gonna bully the kitsune! Because I really want to get her Werewolf bodyguard's phone number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982597
Her sleeves have drawstrings. You'll help her tighten them every night before bed, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982047
I'ma bully her by asking her out repeatedly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982604
>>16982616
If helping her and looking means she'll pout and use me as her personal daki all night, I'll gladly do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982625
Nothing more perfect in life than being a jinko's daki.

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>>16982593
>ywn be a cook in the MGC Army
>ywn have a squad of spec ops alps clamor over you and fight for your attention
>ywn have to calm them down when the fighting gets too out of hand
>ywn comfort them when one of them doesn't come back from a mission

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>>16982613
Oh anon.
She has a heavily muscled kitsune body guard, there's no way her mom would trust another species with protecting her daughter.

And the only number your getting is the hospitals after they leave you as a 'gift' to an ushi arms dealer they work with

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>>16982643
I wanna be a house husband to a muscled, kitsune mofukuza body guard and have her vent out her frustrations with work on me every night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982666
You can't, you're Satan.

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>>16982637
She's going to knead you with her claws, anon. It'll be excruciatingly hot. She'll chuff in your ear all night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977171
Needs work, but I like the concept

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982642
>ywn commit necrophilia with the dead girls to resurrect them
>twn take huge risks to die and get to be molested by you and accidentally become a legendary unit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982642
>spoiler
Anon no. I just woke up and I would like to not be depressed already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982690
What if one is burned up so badly even necromancy can't restore her? Would you pamper her and assure her that you're fine with the scars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982678
I want all of that! Especially if she purs and then curls up on top of me. Almost crushing me under how big she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982696
Oh look, it's raining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982666
Would you rather she be huge and built like a tank or lithe and defined?

What color hair and would you brush her tail after a long day?
Tatoos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982703
>scarred quad amputee spec ops girl
I'd take her as my personal onahole and cumflate her and then pump her empty by raping her hard abs and lewd navel several times in a row.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982707
Fucking yamero. Jesus who the fuck even draws this stuff?

I want to hold her in my arms and make sure she feels safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982719
I want her to be huge and defined. She'd have silver hair (thanks to the stress of her job) and do you really have to ask the last two questions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982729
She feels safe enough, she's got a gun. Just last year her sisters hijacked a ship and got eleven million dollars in ransom. After she proves herself she'll be allowed to join the pirate crew too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981525
>condom
Also does mamonomomanmanmanonanomana make me bald?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982549
explain further

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982739
Do you want to be bald? Use balding magic.
Do you want to have hair? Use hair grow magic. Magic solves everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982737
This is why all MGs need to be saved from this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982743
Nyet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982750
Personally I wouldn't mind Captain Philips with MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982720
Lewd, although I don't know how she'll keep the muscle.
Invest in automaton bionics

>>16982734
Just checking.
Now what aboutmofu tattoos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982737
>ywn be kidnapped while fishing by a bunch of MG pirates
>twn make you into a communal husband
>ywn slowly turn them away from a life of crime with your love

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982753
Now I must know

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982760
Make sure to make them feel beautiful with scars and marks like she has

[Anonymous No.]

>>16978993
>>16978945
"A Baphomet? Do you even realize how much power I'd have to give up to be a Baphomet?"
>The tiny goat-girl's eyes go from a golden hue to a deep, crimson redd as you can hear the muscles and bones in her body stretching to fit into an adult form
>A fear is gripping you, not the fear of facing an opponent stronger than yourself, but a fear not unlike looking at the surface of a vast, dark ocean
>Three more eyes open on her head, putting you in mind of a star shape, all of them half-open in her smirk
"You are alone, boy."
>Move back, terrified out of your mind, unable to loose the grip on your sword
"You are strong, too strong for a Baphomet. But I am beyond your strength."
>You can see a glistening wetness between her legs as she closes the distance, a sweet smell hitting you
>Visions of burying your cock into her flood your mind, as well as platitudes of offspring as one of her paws grips your chin
"Your seed is just the beginning. We will lay and bed with each other until all one thousand of my daughters are born."
>Her mouth is filled with several tongue-like tentacles that surge into your mouth, giving you a french kiss a Shoggoth could only hope to give a facsimile of
"I am no Baphomet."
>Panting, legs jelly, you wince when she grips your now throbbing erection and guides it towards her moist vaginal lips
"I am the Goat of the Black Forest; I am yours, and you are mine."
>TFW incubizing faster than Druella could convert Lescatie as Shub-Niggurath makes you into a suitable husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>16980282
http://imgur.com/a/xL3SH

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982767
There once was a faggot who served in the army, then he became a writefag. That was a long time ago, in a board other than this. Forget him.

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>>16982759
>mofu tattoos
She earned her koi back tattoo when she was younger but she has a few tattoos that show that she's the head body guard of the family.
>her favorite is still the ring tattoo on her finger however

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982783
Oh you mean Alp? All Finngolians are conscripted as far as I know
I remember the days of /a/, some years ago


my god, I've spent too much time here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982792
Yup, that's the one.

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>>16982759
I'll tell her she needs to keep doing her ab workout because she's going to have to be in shape to pump out all the babies I'm going to inject into her.

>implying I wouldn't force her to submit to being my limbless love doll
I'd princess carry her everywhere, give her baths, and enjoy the weak hugs she'd give me with her arm stumps while serving as my daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982707
YAMERO

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982707
Sadness covers me like a blanket. Tuck me in. Let me die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982707
I need more monster sadness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982812
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982788
No, those are regular tattoos, I'm talking about dyed patters in her tail.

>>16982801
Sounds cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982822
Yes. I NEED IT. ANYTHING.
>yetis and yukionna's finding anons frozen on a mountain top
>a Kejorou with a rare condition that makes all of her hair fall out
>an alp that didn't want to change and spends her days crying and eating ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982852
>those last two

STOP RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

> You are peacefilly asleep in your Hellhound's waifu breasts until a series of sounds wake you up
> Your waifu wakes up too
> Its an order squad looking for heretoc husbands to execute
> Your waifu leaps
> "Wait here."
> For the next 10 minutes you hear a lot of sounds
> The clashing of metal, lots of screaming, slaps delivered hard enough that you are certain more than one neighbour woke up
> Then silence

Soon your waifu is coming back through the same door she left
> "Whew, that was fun."
> You cuddle up to her again as she lays down and you put your head on her breasts again
> THUD!
> You find your waifu on top of you, straddling you
> "Fighting and protecting you turns me on a lot."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982846
It's not cute, it's abuse! I'm going to have soft sex with her in the hot springs from behind and sniff her hair while she begs me to kiss her. But I won't. I'll only turn her around and kiss her as I shoot it all inside her defenceless womb.

[Anonymous No.]

A Cursed Sword, a Salamander, an Ochimusha and an Automaton get in a fight. Who wins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982874
Poor Mormons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982874
Why would they be going for that anon?

[Anonymous No.]

there is nothing cuter than a muscluar mg blushing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982879
Depends which one makes me cum first. But there's no losers in this game, We're all winners

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982852
The Wendigo knows what she did

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982879
Either the sally or the cursed sword, but I would say a sally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982879
Is the Ochimusha from the distant past? Is the Automaton using someone else's sword?

[Anonymous No.]

All men are actually lolicons. Some just need a little nudge, or maybe a little tease. So do yourself a favour and assault your nearest loli's sensitive nipples.

*This message may or may not have been funded by your local sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982893
Who summons me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982914
I've beaten baphos in a dream yesterday to push the loli shit away. Nothing will touch my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982879
depends on the automaton's OS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982874
Do you think Hellhounds chase cars down the street?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982936
Hellhounds actually know what to do with a car when they catch one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982910
The automaton's pain inhibitors are off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982922
Of course you wouldn't anon. I know that if you suddenly saw your waifu in a small loli body you wouldn't do anything. She'd be so confused, so worried, so vulnerable. Your dick she probably could take in her normal body, but now, now she's tiny. She's so tight and her body is so sensitive and soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982959
Time for Mary to get Bloody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982964
Nice adjustment. What a pretty little meme! Exquisite!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982879
The Automaton has the advantage of long-ranged weaponry, unless that very Automaton has access to handheld impact weapons as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982964
Should Rules of Nature start playing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982978
The Ochi could have some cursed bow, the Sala could have a bolo or something, and the Cursed Sword likely can just reflect bullets easily being so honed as a living weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982990
Wrong song for that scene.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder not to flip off mamono while inside cars! They tend to misinterpret has 'I'm trapped within this metal machine, please help me!" and will attempt to rip the thing in shreds to get to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983011
> flip off mamono
> she interprets it as "Hey sexy, wanna fingerbang?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983034
>Sit on it!
>Sure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983048
>"Go fuck yourself!"
>"Why not join us~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983048

>FUCK YOU!
>"Yes, that's the plan."
>GOD DAMMIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983034
I want a Cheshire to actually bully me and insult me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982879
Ochimusha has the advantadge:
> Implication she can endure lots of damage undeterred
> Powerful pre-manono lord arm and sword unseal transformation.
> She is like the Saiyans, becomes STRONGER after each fight and heal by her lord. While Salamanders and Cursed Swords can become stronger too, they likely have a limit. The Ochimusha has no such limit, an Ochimusha experienced enough could beat a Dragon.

However I think it depends on the Ochimusha's experience.

The Cursed Sword and the Salamander seem to be well versed in overall fighting with swords, while the Ochimusha is limited to samurai style.

The Cursed Sword is just a human woman that got a sword, she seems to be entirely dependant on the strenght and pre-set skill of the sword.

The Salamander is born for fighting, she trains all her life, fights all her life and has the superior strenght of a warrior among monsters.

I say that in a base level the Salamander wins, followed by either Cursed Sword or Ochi.

But if they are trained and husbanded, the Ochi wins because she has NO CAP on her strenght and has a very precise way of getting stronger, kinda like the Zenkais for Saiyans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983057
Lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982921
Me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983064
If she has 80 in DEX (that's the softcap) she can two hand her Uchi for crazy damage?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983072
Blushing musclegirls you shall receive, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983077

That's a lot of commitment for a soft cap. MGs don't fuck around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983077
Yes. Lvl 100 Ochis even have a technique called "Dragon Buster"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983078
I'd love to have a strongfat minotaur and an ultra buff ogre wife that I could make blush by calling cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw he finally signs the contract

[Anonymous No.]

>Sunday evening
>you, your waifu and your daughteru are lounging around.
>"Oh! 8 o'clock! Time for some little girl to take her bath."
>"Aw daddy! I don't wanna! Mommy, do I have to?"
"I'm afraid so darling."
This ensues: gocomics.com/wizardofid

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983136
yes
>>16983145
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983130
Like one of these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983145
Maybe if you have a dragon daughteru. My daughterus are loyal! Just a little smug at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983155
Yep.
Maybe a bit buffer though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983136
> "Damn girl, seriously? We have like half hour of just meeting and I signed it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983155

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983166
meant for >>16983160

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983166
Shut up and take my semen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983170
That would be good for the ogre

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983145
It does not help that most of my daughterus would probably have aversions to water.

[Anonymous No.]

>first year of college and you're struggling to pay the bills
>you decide to do a one off porn deal to make ends meet and after going through an agency end up doing a video for GRAPED
>upon arriving you find out that the pharaoh in the video is the shy and nervous one from one of your classes and that she's not as rich as you thought as she's in a similar situation
>she begs you not to tell anyone but then the real bombshell hits when your other co-star enters the room
>the apophis is your christmas cake teacher, she doesn't need the money but she's a sadist loves toying with young pharaohs and leading them down the path of lewdness
What's the best course of action in such a situation, bail out and try to get the poor Pharaoh to do the same or go through with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983048
>Anon gets road rage and flips off a Cheshire who crossed the road at the wrong time, telling her to sit on it.
>She gets a big smug grin on her face and vanishes reappearing in the seat next to anon.
>Before he can say anything she pulls down his pants, licks her lips and lays to the side to give him road head.
>While he moans, she look up at him and pulls off his dick with a lewd pop.
>"Find us a nice private alley cutie~"
>Anon drives all the way to the nearest alley with a lewd cat sucking his dick.
>The moment he finds a spot she pulls off again only to vanish and reappear on top of him completely naked.
>Five hours of car rocking action later anon drove out of the alley with his new Cheshire girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983222
>bail out
You're insane. I'm about to be set-up with a PHaraoh and a lewd CC Apophis. This is the dream.
Gonna marry that PHaraoh after wards and work together to build her a nice empire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983222
The best course of action is to go through with it and get a pair of cute wives. Besides imagine how popular a GRAPED video titled "Naughty CC Teacher GRAPES her cash desperate students!" would be. You'd make some nice bank on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983156
I wonder how feline or wolf types of girls would react to a bath?
>tfw no kobold daughteru to help bathe like http://i.imgur.com/YhT6wD7.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983145
Don't be silly anon, my daughteru loves taking baths! Especially when they're with me.

If she did try to pull this though, I would absolutely get out the waterproof Arachne silk rope and bathe her while she's tightly rope-harnessed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983239
Aww jeez anon, I'd want to do this with my Kobold daughteru too. Her rubber ducky may or may not have a strap on it that makes it a lot like a ball gag though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983230
Even if the Apophis is a bit rough with the Pharaoh? She's a sadist and the poor cash strapped girl might not be able to take it without passing out.
>>16983236
I can't argue with this logic, who wouldn't watch something with a name like that? Just make sure the tanuki agent didn't con you out of royalty fees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983255
I remember when I used to hear about how normal your family was at sometimes.

Oh how the times have changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982858
>That last one
Today we remind them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983282
Is there anyway to reverse the process?

Maybe if he went to the DL herself and begged on his knees to turn him into an incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982891
Because its what Paladins do, look for heretics to smite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983255
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/1096281

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983136
>you will never bully her by using an erasable pen

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983334
People like you deserve to be corrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983273
It happens anon, and it's not like I only post about the lewd stuff anyway. I guess the non-lewd stuff flies under the radar now, which is just fine with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983342
I liked hearing about kobold family at the movies. What happened to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983331
Yes anon, just like that! I think she'd look really cute wearing only her ducky gag and a shower cap.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you get your Hellhound waifu to heartpupil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983348
Nothing anon, I just try not to post about the exact same scenario too often.

That being said, it would have been exceptionally nice to go to the midnight opening of Guardians of the Galaxy 2 a few days ago instead of just going alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983368
"Doggy Bone"

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>>16983368
Romance the fuck out of her anon. I'm talking candlelit steak dinner, a romantic movie and a moonlit chase around town where you dodge into a fancy couple's suite and then lay on the bed and wait for her to realize what you've done.

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>>16982581
Right. Imagine how sad your waifu would be if she had to endure all that and at the end of it raised herself to a shaky all fours, with the the warmth you pumped her full of still lingering in her lower abdomen. so she could crawl over you and collapse onto your chest like the weight of your sins and whispered into an ear that you're a insatiable pervert and a liar before gently biting said ear and drifting off to an exhausted sleep. How would you be able to face her when she wakes up if you ever did something like that to her?

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>>16983368
Say she's a good girl.

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>>16983385
Oh shit anon you're making me feel guilty. I mean it can't be that bad? Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982961
She could be smug about her knowledge and strength around other kids while I work up a cure. Though I guess she would do her best to get a cure too since she knows I dislike lolis.

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>>16983136
I bet she would go immediately on 4chan.mon and would start an AMA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983136
Is legalzoom like online dating to contract-gals?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you're prepared for love... 4 times in a row

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983419
Everyone has a breaking point anon. Let's see how long yours takes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983506
damn i forgot the blush

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983506
Would make love to each and every one of her personalities.
>that ribbon on the snake
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983506
Oh yeah, this girl. Looks nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983506
I'd have cute chimera babies with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983506
I actually like this a lot better than the original design since here the pauldrons aren't giant and so in your face, I also really like the clothes, or lack there of, you choose for her, lace and frills a best.

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>>16983292
One cannot become an Alp unless some part of them wants to.

The DL would help them accept that part of themselves.

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>>16983556
It's probably the goat personality that dressed up in those clothes, the moment she switches to the dragon personality she's going to rip them off and go snu snu on you while ranting about the humiliation of being seen in such an outfit by you.

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>>16983563
But I mean, it says in the profile that they resist the transformation and that even if they don't know it, they want to become it.

It just feels a bit unfair on the poor guy. I'm sure mommy Demon Lord can do something.

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>>16983506
>Chimaera with smaller shoulder pads
Nice. Love the lacy number she's wearing as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983506
I do wonder what's up with their necklace-amulet. The contents change between the profile art and the bonus art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983368
"harder"

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>>16983572
Just as planned, I bet you could get the goat on your side and make it so whenever another personality changes over you're in the middle of a lewd situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983506
>simplified the shoulder heads
Bless you.

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>>16983572
That sounds more like the lion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983611
Anon, you never make a deal with the goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983630
Too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983383
100% approval.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983506
Would happily cuddle that goat dragon, lion....thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983506
>>16983520
Would children you have with a Chimaera have eyes where the color is split down the middle, so that she has both the red and blue as well as your eye color? Sort of like Josuke from part 8.

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>>16983611
The goat is said to be calculating so I can see that happening.
>>16983615
That fits better yeah. Real lion girl never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983692
I'm not sure how Chimebabies work so I'll just say sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983222
>confess to pharaoh that I've been in love with her since last sememster when we had that history class together
>kiss her before she can give me an answer to my confession
>tear off her skirt and begin to mating press her into the floor
>the Apophis is just staring on in confusion because she hasn't even bitten me yet
>the Tanuki director is confused because they haven't even started filming yet

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>>16983738
Enjoy your poorfag Pharaoh wife. No really, she's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983642
No. Anon, no. She'll probably switch with the snake after you creampie her, who will then freak out over you doing that with one of the others and won't let go until you do it to her too like three times.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>16982852
>an Ushi Oni who was once a famous ballerina but was monsterized shortly after the portals opened
>a Tanuki who's businesses keep failing and losing money
>an elder kitsune who's the last priestess of her shrine and only member of her congregation
I can go on...

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>>16983782
I'm not seeing a problem here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983789
I don't get this spiders can't dance thing. They've got mating dances and courtship rituals in their blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983808
You honestly think 8-legged shuffling is comparable to ballet.

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>>16983368
>snort a line of moth dust
>go to town on your Hellhound waifu
>wake up early and make her breakfast wearing nothing but an apron (this step is the most important)
>to get her in the mood for daughterus serve her extra bacon

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>>16983787
Deel does nice bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983808

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983787
Chorogon or lizard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983826
It's capable of at least 4x the elegance. How can human legs compete?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983787
I'm more confused on how her "clothing" works; I can see it's scales, but are they retractable? Or do you just roll with it? I have so many questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983852
Quit shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982852
Humans who lost limbs and/or were disfigured fighting the order covering themselves up and hiding in their homes because they're terrified of what people would think.
Especially if they were dating a monstergirl prior to disfigurement.

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>>16983855
How narrow-minded.

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>>16983292
>Alp who got rejected going to the Demon Lord herself, her husband standing as her Queensguard (Or some shit, he's decked out in armor and that's all that matters, state of affairs and shit)
>Begs, pleading with the DL to turn her back into an Incubus, wanting the ache to go away, how she can't stand to look at her former male friend without feeling the want and need for his embrace
>Something he won't ever give her
>The DL shifts in her throne, drawing the shadows onto her body and stepping down towards the Alp
"Walk with me."
>Her husband five paces behind, the Demon Lord gives the Alp a full tour of the castle, a rare treat for an even rarer guest
>It isn't until they stop on the veranda that she speaks, watching with some mild boredom the orgy of rose Alraunes and their husbands
"You don't know pain. Little one."
"I know the Order tells you all stories about how the original Chief God crafted my likeness from the same dirt as my brother, but you're wrong."
"I am simply as I have always been."
"A woman's longing."
>Alp getting terrified as the Demon Lord looks her in the eyes, her pupils narrowed into vertical slits
"The pain and want is part of who you are; Who I am. I do not wish for humanity to come to injury, but the burgeoning desires of your zealots makes it impossible."
>She sighs, caressing the Alp's face maternally
"Let me tell you something, not just as a mother, but as a succubus."
"There is no greater happiness than the union between man and woman, and if she just happens to be a monster, she just has a few extra bits and pieces."
>There's a distant sadness in her eyes as her hands drop, looking at the blood red moon
"Your future is what you make of it, little bird. You can let this pain in your heart fester or you can create something beautiful. I'm not so controlling to see you as nothing more than chattel."
>The Alp leaves, the Demon Lord standing there, staring at the red moon, the [ HERO ] barely moving as his wife introspects
"I wonder if you are watching me,
Sister. From a place where your smile and warmth awaits mine."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983506
>>16983787
>tfw I'm a whore for horns
I can't stop loving them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16982852
Monstergirls who hate being "freaks" and want to be human.

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>>16983879
Is this what goes on a phantom's mind when she imagines the DL?

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>>16983789
Call me naive or the eternal optimist, but there is a chance for growth in these poor circumstances. I refuse to fall into despair damn it.

>First Scenario
Remember, even when monsterized, the girl still retains her interests and her memories, even if be emphasis is placed. She could be the Ushi who rises above her circumstances and empowers others to pursue their passions. She enjoyed ballet? She can still enjoy it. She is the only one capable of creating ballet friendly for Ushis. Her experience can help her create something new and beautiful that can help others.
>Second Scenario
So she doesn't have that knack for making profits. Fine. There is an entire section of business dedicated to not making profits called Bankruptcy law. The fact that she has attempted multiple business shows that she is incredibly able to recover from setbacks and keep moving forward.
>Third Scenario
While the obvious answer is get married and grow the congregation with her husband, I would also recommend looking in a new direction. Look at why she has failed in the past and see how things can be done the next time. Low membership due to the area? Why not become the first ever online shrine? Struggling against the competition? Find out what makes you different from your competitors and emphasize it. Build up your shrine and show why yours is unique and the best one around.

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[YAMERO in the distance]

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>>16984054
I can't imagine the no holds barred throwdown that follows a bouquet toss at a mamano wedding.

[Anonymous No.]

Weird thought of the day, you could technically kiss a plant girl without the need to take a breather since they give out oxygen and breath in co2.

This just makes me want a kiss slut Liliraune even more.

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>>16984084
>neverending makeout sessions with your liliraune twin waifus
hot

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>>16984096
They're perfect for it, the only limit is stamina rather than breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984084
Anon, you failed biology. Photosynthesis produces oxygen, but plants have to respire to break those sugars down when they need energy just like everything else.

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>>16984069
>unmarried christmas cakes at a wedding
oh fug that sounds terrifying

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>>16984084
>Be stuck in a small room that lacks ventilation with an Alraune
>You worry about the eventual lack of oxygen
>She worries about lack of co2
>Turns out you balance each other
>You don't even need to leave the room

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>>16983907
Probably, it was intentionally pretentious because I had done it thinking about a What-If and an Alp writing fanfiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984127
They still don't require the use of lungs, which was his whole point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984127
Well shit, fantasy ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Hakutaku to thoroughly and closely teach me all the secrets of a woman's body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983506
>avoiding having to draw human feet

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>>16984165
They have lungs though so it's only logical that they are used for respiration instead of spiracles.

Otherwise her body would look like it's covered in hives and it's not.

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>>16982890
So if I would live in mg's world, before I settle with any girl, the order would nonstop annoy me to join them and every day two paladins would ring the doorbell.

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>>16984084
>>16984096
Liliraune are so shit nobody will ever greentext them. Bigamy is shit, you're all shit. The Mucus Toads will be coming to America soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984174
You will have to work hard so she can give you a demonstration of a female orgasm

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>>16984198
>Bigamy is shit
Uh-oh! Retard alert!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984198
>nobody will ever greentext
But they already have, there's been multiple greentexts about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984198
Liliraune's are nice! They're the perfect threesome waiting to happen!

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>>16984069
With all of the eligible bachelors as the best men and the horny brides' maids, I wouldn't be surprised if they just have everyone take a step to the side when one couple finishes to start marrying the next couple at the same event.

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>>16983506
Chimeras are strong!

Very strong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984219
Chain marriages. Efficient!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984189
It's not like they would get larger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984174
>>16984174
>Anon asking Hakutaku to teach him the fullest extent of the female body
>Lesson 1: Your Penis and You!
>Lesson 2: Sensei's Vagina and You!
>Lesson 3: The Practicum of Mutual Masturbation
>Lesson 4: The Practicum of Various Sexual Positions
>Lesson 5: Mid-term test featuring coitus in practice
>Lesson 6: How to please your monster and yourself during the act!
>Lesson 7, Final Lesson: The Practicum of Fertilization; Ingestion of fertility drugs and raging mushrooms mandatory for passing grade

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>>16984135
>go to a friends wedding
>there are monsters there from his wife's work
>during the bouquet toss a fight breaks out among a Tanuki and a Kitsune
>ultimately it's the Jinko Director of the board that holds up the bouquet in triumph
>all the while staring at you almost freezing you in place
>you make a quick escape outta the dance hall and into a bathroom
>she'll never follow you into the men's bathroom
>the bathroom door swings open and the 8 foot solid wall of muscle in a blue dress looks at you
>she then closes the door behind her and locks it
And that is how I met your mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hmm? I bet you wish you could summon this.
>I won't work for just any warlock you know, I'm not about to take orders from some low-ranking cultist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984245
What if I skip lessons 1-6 and just jump to the final exam?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984255
Students who get full of themselves get forced to wear red while Sensei's hips pulverize him after she ingests a raging mushroom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984254
>ywn summon a Devil or Familiar only for her to tease and humiliate you for being a filthy lolicon

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>>16984241
Except that's exactly what happens when you drastically reduce the surface area on plants. That goes double for something that burns a ton more energy and moves more than a normal plant.

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>>16984247
I want to see the predatory look in her eyes from across the wedding hall and know that I'm fucked
>stalks me like a big cat
>every time I turn around to look she's closer but not moving
>break into a run and she follows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZgklu52Rus

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>>16984230
Yeah people tend to forget this part of them, they're high level monsters with a ton of magical and physical strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984254
But will she let me summon her? What do I do to get her to cuddle me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984284
Respiration is not necessary to use demonic energy, though.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the new page now that Sukebei is dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984321
sucking crunchyroll's crunchy dick, apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984321
>However, some seemingly capable people have reached out to me and said they're looking to build a full NT replacement. We will wait for that, which is hopefully soon
From nyaa torrents. How soon is soon? God knows.

Till then just use tokyo tosho.

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>>16984288
I want a big Jaguar jungle cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984324
cr has hentai?

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>>16984310
That's never said, just that energy can take the place of food. Spirit energy in the case of monsters, not demonic. Incubi feed on demonic.

Even if it was true, then it applies across the board to all monsters the same. Literally no monster would need to breath, which renders the whole conversation moot. An Alraune would be no more special than a Wendigo or Succubus at not needing to breathe when sucking dick or making out.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you reward your Hellhound waifu after she protects you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984321
We're still waiting. Gotta get your subs directly from the groups for the time being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984347
you don't reward your hellhound waifu
she rewards herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984355
How does she do that?

>>16984347
Kiss her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

What species would be willing to do something really dirty, but lots of fun that could last for hours, resulting in a big blast? I like to work on old cars. I got my '62 corvette running for the first time today and wish I had some to take for a ride ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984384
Devil bugs love getting dirty

[Anonymous No.]

I need pastebins!
Pastebins of demons and contracts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984384
Damn, sounds awesome man. It's a perfect day for cruising out where I am.
I bet a Gremlin would be heartpupiling and dreamily staring at you the whole time if you fixed up a nice car like that all by yourself then took her out for a joyride. Hope you like roadhead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984406
I like the idea of a gremlengineer. It would be nice to find a monster girl that can find me both handsome and handy. Maybe she can help me finish the backlog of projects I have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984377
By milking you dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984135
Some Anon with a Ratoskr waifu should start a reality show featuring these poor CC monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984469
"So, what are you up to today Elizabeth? "
> " Well, today I'm going to drink go to work, then I'll come home and cry."
" Oh, that's harsh. How about tomorrow? Got a hot date?"
> "Tomorrow I'm going to cry and go to work, then I'll come home and drink. "

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>>16984247
>>the bathroom door swings open and the 8 foot solid wall of muscle in a blue dress looks at you

I have already assumed the slut position

[Anonymous No.]

stop romanticizing Christmas cakes with their large dangerous proportions and obsessive tendencies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984547
Never! I'll never stop groping CC office ladies on the train! Christmas Cakes are the easiest to bully!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984490
I plan on at least trying to look like I want to escape
at least until she grabs me and holds me tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984547
But what if I want a titty monster CC?
What if I want to be engulfed in her soft flesh and she cuddles me tightly,
with tears of joy rolling down her cheeks because she finally found someone?
What if I want to feed her too many fertilization drugs and knock her up with so many daughterus she can barely move?

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>>16984247
Its best to leg it at that point because one girl is going to try and claim you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984559
>>16984551
its your fate foosl enjoy spasming with 90% of your blood being echidna venom while rutting like some disgusting animal

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984547
Desperation is a virtue. And so are ticking biological clocks and thirsty wombs aching with desire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984547
CCs are lovely, especially when they slip a raging mushroom in your mouth and make you breed her senseless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984547
What's wrong with fantasizing about a older monster girl with drinking and smoking problems who gave up on finding love requesting to be violated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984547
Agreed. We should be romanticising lolis instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984547
Nyet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984629
Looks like you have to pay her in spirit energy instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984629
She's so thick, how am I supposed to resist touching her once she's bent over picking up some change or something.

It's not fair for her to look that lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984666
>mgs accusing men of sexual harassment just to blackmail them into sex
devious

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984666
Just think of how much her hotpants and that top getup must straaain and stretch and protest as she bends over, threatening to tear right through them with all that juicy, pillowy thickness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983879
Alps are deserving of compassion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984682
This is devilish.

>>16984692
Tell me how I'm not supposed to just pull those hot pants down and plow her womb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984708
>Devilish
>"If you want me to keep quiet mister, you gotta do a few things for me.~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984708
You're not supposed to because Pizzabus is a nice girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984666
>>16984692
>a thicc Succubus will never plant her plump sweaty hotpants enhanced ass on your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984712
I see what she means, she's in dire need of some clothes shopping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984712
Yes

>>16984718
YES

>>16984727
YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984682
she looks so innocent though
but still lewd
how is such a thing possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984682
It's one of the ways monstergirls capture men.

Like an Unagi-joro who makes you slip right into her chest and asking you to take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984784
What's with all these monster girls and asking me to take responsibility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984800
It only needs to work once and then they're set.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984784
Well, Unagi Joros don't exactly accuse you. More like politely ask you, still pretty effective when the guy is staring up from a slick cleavage to a bashfully smiling face.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG is the best sugar momma?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984837
Tanuki.
She will make you brush her bushy tail though.
With your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984837
Otohime. By far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984837

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984837
Playgirl CC alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984837
Otohime or tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984837
Himederes of any sort, the Tanukis especially.
I would enjoy a tubby tanuki myself.
I'd spoil her with sweets and massage her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984758
It's the face. She isn't a slut like her gyaru Onee-chan, she's just trying to pay for school while delivering pizzas. She wants nothing more than a nice young man to hold her and cuddle with her after taking her first time holding hands in the dark in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984837
Otohimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984837
This isn't even a contest.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys. Guess what's out now?

https://anidex.info/?page=torrent&id=39308

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984859
She must be an anomaly among her kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984876
barb makes every girl best girl somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984878
>Z-Ton
He can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984886
Hey, at least there's no NTR or any of that shit in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984843
>>16984844
>>16984848
>>16984876
I wish an Otohime would spend so much money on video games for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984896
How are you going to repay her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984880
It's her delinquent gyaru Onee-chan that is too protective of her, I mean she didn't even let a boy take her to prom she was so scared of her sister was gonna get hurt by her high school crush. Just like what happened to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984876
Shame she's so pushed out of meta.
Wait, wrong thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984904
Eating her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984918
Good man

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984906
>delinquent gyaru Onee-chan Succubus
I'll take two please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984896
I want an otohime to buy nice clothes for me and take me to a fancy restaurant that's way out of my price range. I'd repay her with sex of course.
>>16984908
Oh son of a, I haven't played shadowverse since the bahamut patch hit. Did they fuck up swordcraft that badly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984923
How else are you supposed to repay your sugar mommy if not with lewd activities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984935
Sword is still good, but Dragon and Shadow are so hilariously overpowered now everything else is just so uphill.
My past 30 matches on ladder have all been either against dragon or against shadow. Not kidding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984878
I don't care how bad the animation will be, I'm going to fap to this.
Thanks, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984943
Talking about how great she is very loudly in front of her single friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984878
Fapped to it earlier, z-ton saved h-anime.

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't they just be real? I just want to go to see The Ocean with a flow kelp who can sing along. I want to float on our backs in the middle of the bay and watch the stars shimmer on the water!

[Anonymous No.]

Brocon monstergirls of all ages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984969
If you want to make the feeling worse, in some alternate reality, there's a sad and lonely Flow Kelp drifting over a reef holding a coconut with a smile drawn on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984995
Talking about lonely monster girls makes me sad. Please don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984995
The pain never goes away, it just gets worse the more I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985002
There's a Yeti in the mountains without anyone to save, living alone in her cabin home surrounded by the quiet snow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985002
There's a kobold somewhere that throws the bone herself, and cries everytime she fetches it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984969
Something about Flow Kelps makes me think they would be good at playing heavy metal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985002
There's a Weresheep alone in her cottage, wrapped up in a wool blanket wishing she had somewhere to share it with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985014
>>16985018
>>16985026
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983506
Wew. Never stop drawing monstergirls. You're sing handedly making best girls of every species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985002
There's a Ryu in her mountain top shrine secretly watching over the couple's in her village, hoping that one day a man will find his way to her shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

.>>16985002
>An Arachne making sweaters with no boyfriend to give them to during cold snaps
>A Satyros without anyone to drink with
>A Wyvern trying to do stuff without posable thumbs
>A Fairy playing the worlds smallest violin

I'm sort of sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985002
There's an Anubis somewhere writing out two schedules for the day, taking the utmost care to make sure that they're both perfect, and that she doesn't stain the paper with her tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985045
A Mindflayer who has to live with her husband while he believes she is a different (his favorite) MG species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985031
Just imagine a baby crazy Echidna knitting baby clothes in a cave somewhere while muttering out baby names for her daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop. Please. No sad feelings before I go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985045
>A Shoggoth that puts feathers on her body because her blind master likes Kikimoras over Shoggoths.

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>>16985031
There's a Yuki-Onna somewhere who cries herself to sleep whenever she saves a loving couple from a snowstorm, wishing someone who come save her from sadness.

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>>16985056

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>>16985023
It's the hair and the emo eyes

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>>16984185
But anon, my two previous ones had naked human feet

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>>16985070
Don't make me find the Mindflayer Orphan girl greentexts.

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>>16985064
Shhh... just lie back and let the sadness wash over you like a flood.

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>>16985078
I would adopt a Mindflayer.

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>>16985078
Please do, I want to hurt.

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>>16985077
Please draw a lazy Shog to go with that lazy Kiki.

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>>16985031
There's a Basilisk using a cane to move around, wishing she had an arm to hang on to.

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>>16985080
But it hurts

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>>16985094
Many things hurt. Once you accept the pain, you will bear it better. It won't hurt less, but you'll be able to take it.

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>>16985056
>"Oh honey I just love all your glorious mofu!"
>"Ye-Yeah Anon, I know you just love, ahem, all my fur."
>"Oh baby, you're so much better than those nasty Mindflayers and Shoggoths who wanna steal away my identity and just make me a cumpump."
>at this very moment you can hear the Mindflayer's heart break

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>>16985105
Would she ever reveal herself?

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>>16985031
A Dorome in the dead of winter freezing over for a few months because she doesn't have a home to live in.

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>>16985105
Feels

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>>16985110
She has probably revealed herself many times, and then Flayed the memory out of her husband after his always shocked look of betrayal.

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>>16985105
Ouch

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>>16985085
I'd adopt 600 little flayers.

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>>16985143
What happens when they become big Flayers?

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>>16985154
They go find some nice husbandos.

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>>16985154
Rape, what else would happen?

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>>16985154
Most people release them into the wild. That's why the city sewers has a real Flayer problem.

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>>16984878
Saw it yesterday. The animation was limited but it was still pretty darn good. And it hit me right in the nostalgia to see this animated.

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>>16985154
Better question: could they all combine to create a Super Flayer?

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>>16985167
Yes actually. We all know how squishy flayer legion works.

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>>16985112
I'd think Doromes would be okay in the winter. But now I've got a cute scene with a Mucus Toad hibernating through the winter in a Dorome.

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>>16985178
>We all know how the squishy flayer legion works.
No. Explain please.

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>>16985183
Well, it would be weird to walk down a road and seeing a slightly frozen Dorome with her goofy smile just standing there.
>a Mucus Toad hibernating through the winter in a Dorome.
That sounds adorable actually.

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>>16984837
Anyone really, but the ones best suited for it are Otohimes, Tanukis, Kitsunes, and Liches.

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>>16985213
>Lich sugar momma
I demand to know more.

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If you tie the tails of a hundred Large Mice girls together, you'll create a Mouse Queen, a singular consciousness that can control nearby Large Mice. One Mouse Queen is known to control up to four hundred individual mice in a medium sized event.

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>>16985217
She's probably a master alchemist, capable of transmuting an infinite supply of gold and rare gems.

She'd be able to buy you anything your heart desires and make whatever isn't for sale.

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I want to turn my shortstack waifu into a sizequeen.
>coming home from work, you barely make it in the doorway before you're tackled at the waist by your wife
>she looks at you with a lusty smile and tells you she's been waiting all day for you to get back
>she reaches down, pulls out a good sized dildo she had lodged inside herself and tosses it behind her
>"That tiny thing couldn't satisfy me. I need you to bully my womb with your rock hard fuckpole. Split me like a fucking log, Anon!"
>all this dirty talk has you getting aroused, and she heart-pupils when she feels your dick sliding up between her breasts through your pants

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>>16985199
A squishyflayer alone is just something like a little basketball with tentacles that make you feel light headed, however when combined with another squoshes their power grows along with their size. When mixing together they have the mind of one, connected through their tentacles, chaos magic and flaying techniques.

Ten squishy flayers will give you a little four year old girl. 50 or so will give you a teenager and around 200 are enough to give you an adult. 600 gives you a great mindbreaker.

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>>16985078
Maybe today's the day, flay-chan.
I'll help put you ribbons in all the same.
Theres always next time, flay-chan...

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>>16984347
Easy! Call her a good girl, and then let her ride you until the sun comes up while her tail thumps furiously on your bed from being complimented!

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>>16985228
That's fucking lewd and this is exactly why short stack potions should be readily available. I want to turn my waifu to look like that shortstack so I can fug her with incubus dick.

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>>16985253
Shortstacks are for bulging, cumflation, and making look deliciously lewd.

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>>16985228
God I love this. Imagine the salivation as you slowly undo your belt and pants to get it out. Her pussy and womb already trembling in fear and anticipation and her rational mind turning off with desperate cries of 'but that thing will rupture me in two'

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>>16985213
I have afeeling that liches would be bad mothers.

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>>16985253
I agree, I want to shrink my tall, /fit/ waifu. who would already be a size queen, into a shortstack and just watch her reaction as she realizes what's coming next.

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>>16985263
Exactly

>>16985268
This is what I mean when I saw hey should be readily available. No man should go through life with his waifu without experiencing this.

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>>16985045
Such delicious despair.

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>>16985253
>She sighs dreamily as it finally flops out and she caresses it against her cheek
>Sighs out 'I missed you' as she pecks it with kisses from the base to the tip
>'...Me or the dick?'
>She snorts a laugh and rolls her eyes as she hefts your balls and starts rolling her tongue around your urethra
>looks up with a 'wouldn't you like to know' expression

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>>16985284
What species?
Either way it would be fun for a big buff dragon or minotaur to find themselves shrinking, their hips widening, rear thickening, and breasts bulging outwards until they're a funsized, and maybe still muscled, shortstack that's about to enter the bonezone.

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Reminder that if your waifu gets a bit too bossy or stubborn, remind her who's the boss by slipping a short stack potion in her food.

Fuck her senseless.

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>>16985315
Just a Salamander.
The idea of taking a strong girl and taking her to that level of fucking is pretty great.

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>>16985318
How would slipping a short stack potion in her food an fucking her senseless remind her that she's the boss?

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>>16985331
>Anon....don't you like big and strong girls?
>I'm asking because I'm...uh.....Kinda shorter than normal.

Would be fun, although she may not be all that great for fighting after that.

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>>16985331
Salamander fag?

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>>16985338
Such is the dificulty of living with loving both really tall and really short girls.
At least she'd love it.
>>16985346
Yep.

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>>16985349
The one with the daughterus?

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>>16985357
Yep.

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>>16985349
Probably.
I agree with you, I enjoy tall and short in their own ways.

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>>16985359
Holy shit man how have you been? I haven't seen you in ages.

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>>16985365
Truly, while tall women provide the comfort of being smothered in their breast, a small girl can pass out on your lap while watching a movie and grind her small butt on your lap.
>>16985367
Pretty decent.

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>>16984878
Holy shit its actually happened.
Fucking Z-tons vanilla barmaid centaur doujin, the 'Typical monster girl threads anon' doujin, and the third one which I don't quite remember but am still pretty sure I've seen before.

What a wonderful time to be alive.

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What is your reason for liking monster girls? Are you just in it for the sex? Are you a hopeless romantic disillusioned with the modern woman? A combination of both or is it some other reason?

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>>16985391
I'm in it for the monster girl tiddies

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>>16985391
A combination of the reasons you mentioned and I also like the idea of a girl with scales and handlebars.

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>>16985391
A combination of both plus the fact that I've been in love with MGs since I was a young kid. All thanks to playing D&D since I was 8. Fucking Elves and their perfect bodies built for breeding.

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>>16985391
>disillusioned with the modern woman
this and femdom by a much stronger woman, which I will never have. Also the unconditional love thing. Never have that either.

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>>16985391
Ive had my experiences both relationship and sexual wise with normal women and just genuinely feel the 2D life is better suited for me, Monstergirls in particular.

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>>16985391
I am a hopeless romantic, and would enjoy having a harem of powerful MG's that would protect me from the emotional and physical harm that this world brings. I want to feel the warmth of another sentient being that feels affection and love for me. I am terrified of modern women. Statistically speaking, I can't find a female virgin nowadays, and marrying a woman who has had more than one partner drastically increases the chance for divorce later. I want a soul mate. Someone who I can spend my life with, smiling alongside me until we reach the grave. And then we can see each other on the other side. But modern woman doesn't want that. So I delude myself (If my thoughts aren't capable of manifesting on some higher sphere of existence), and lose myself in endless fantasies, hoping for something that won't likely come. I'd kill myself, but that would hurt my family and friends, so I live on. A purpose without purpose.

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>>16985406
>>16985420
Why indulge so far into this escapism that only brings pain when you really look at it? How do you cope with knowing that you're never going to live out your fantasies with them?

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>>16985432
>>16985433
>>16985434
I pose this same question >>16985440
to you as well

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>>16985391
Hopeless romantic with a bit of lewds. I went in the monster girl stuff because I like to self insert on a number of things, but accidentally got husbandoed and now I can't leave monster girls behind.

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>>16985444
I don't know. I've been reading Evola and Nietzhe, trying to become something worthy of being called a man. But as of yet, I need a crutch. The emotional pain kills me inside, and I need something to preoccupy my mind from taking me over the edge. I can't see a psychiatrist or my family would know, and start getting worried. I don't have the money for it anyway. So I just live with this.

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>>16985459
>I can't see a psychiatrist or my family would know
If you attend college in a developed country, they often provide anonymous, free health counseling which usually includes mental health services.

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>>16985440
Why indulge? Because thoughts of a big lovable monster girl willing to just hold me in a hug for a while is better than just being an angry bitter person at the world over things I can't really control anyways.
Even if I can't ever experience a tail-job, I'm quite content to delude myself with the fantasies of an lovely housewife that is obsessed with me and won't toss me into the gutter when shit happens.

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>>16985470
I do. But it's the end of the semester anyway. And I don't feel like making the counselor upset by dealing with my problems. I won't kill myself. Too many people depend on me.

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But enough of depression. Here! A greentext I wrote:
I want a Lilim to teach me ballroom dancing! Imagine it:
>Your lilim gf wants to make you more of a gentleman, and she eventually gets your way.
>The practice song is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea2WoUtbzuw
>She takes the lead, guiding you, holding both hands.
>Demands you look in her eyes, keeps using her spade tail to adjust your face when you look away
>Making not so subtle lewd statements during the slow parts
>Then she wraps her tail around your waist, tells you she's going to spin you
>Intentionally makes the spin awkward, you stumble right into her cleavage
>She embraces you, pushes your head in closer
>Asks if you can hear her heart beating for you

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>>16985444
I don't and never have deluded myself into thinking it would ever be real. It's just my thing I do to fulfill or bolster some emotional, sexual and social needs when I'm not working or have nothing to do.
I've fallen into some strange niche where I got past a lot of the depression and loneliness often comorbid with being heavily into escapist interests. I dunno. It just works for me. Notably I'm probably somewhat atypical from at least the vocal norm here. I've liked how my life has ended up.

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>>16985391
The monster is on the outside.

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>>16985459
>tfw also riding the tiger, but will never actually ride a tiger
feels bad

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>>16985503
Every time I read this it gets worse to me.

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>>16985512
Indeed. Evola was only saved from suicide by reading a text on Buddhism. I highly recommend you read The Doctrine of Awakening. It might help you on your journey. It's Evola's dedication to the path that saved his life.

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>>16985523
Thanks fham, I'll check it out. Watching civilization crumble before my eyes is a real drag.

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>>16985391
I'm not even sure why I'm here. Something got screwed up in my head when I was 13 or so, I guess, and it led here. Somehow.

I don't even know, man. I just don't know.

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>>16984706
Alps deserve nothing but a trash can.

>>16984206
It's not nice to lie, Anon

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>>16985560

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>>16985512
I desire a cuddly shortstack jinko.

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>>16985391
Just in it for the sex. I'm not a hopeless romantic, I'm not disillusioned with women... I just really like monster girls, I don't really know how to explain it, but I just really fucking love wolfus, I just really like the idea of a pair of big, strong, fluffy hellhound arms holding me close as she rides me. I'm not into beastiality or fur shit, but I just love cute animal ears and mofu. Fetishes are hard to explain. The only thing I can think of for an answer is just "I dunno I just like them".

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>>16985569
Something along these lines for me too. Not necessarily for wolfus, but same otherwise.

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>>16985391
Because moderate monstrous features are sexy, and something like a half-dragon or a demon with black schlera and inhuman skin color being loving and submissive is the best kind of gap moe. And I already prefer 2D anyway.

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>>16985578
There's nothing sexier than a big, powerful woman bending over and spreading her legs genuinely begging you to ravish her.

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>>>/wsg/1634177

I know there are some of you fucking deviants out there that enjoy this kind of this so here you go.
Try to ignore the concentrated autism.

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>>16985564
Is she still muscle?

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>>16985496
>dat link

Nope. If I'm dancing with her, it's not to something that depressing.

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>>16985584
Of course!
She may have some extra padding on the chest, hips, thighs, and rear, but she is still sporting muscle.

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>>16985391
I'm a Xenophile and I think demons are super cute and I want to be in love with one.

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Am I too late to talk about Tanuki CEOs and their pent up sexual frustrations?

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>>16985594
mmmmmmmmm

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>>16985603
Yep.
She still has the little pout face they make and if you pinch her you can feel the muscle.
doesn't stop me from picking her up and carrying her everywhere.

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>>16985610
Would she still overpower you and sit on your face?

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>>16985617
It would be a good match, although I wouldn't mind her putting her fat feline fanny there.

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>>16985391
Fetish-wise, any girl with a full set of human limbs would be fine for me, even though I sometimes go for the more monstrous types.

Frankly, I just like the idea of a woman who can really light my fire. One who's so into me that I can't help being into her.

That and the lack of women in my immediate​ proximity makes real-life prospects fairly abysmal.

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>>16985560
Alps are literally bros and waifus whats wrong with that?
>inb4 muh tranny
>inb4 gay

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>>16985621
just imagine the chuffing while she grinds into your face

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>>16985648
Would be good, although I may try and surprise her.
She's still lighter than me so I'd enjoy flipping her on her back so I can pin her down and nibble her ears while I take her.

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>>16985602
Yes.

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>>16985646
Alps are okay, I mean it would be weird if my best friend became a magical sex goddess with the sole intent of having my children. But if I met one at a bar I wouldn't mind taking her home.

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>>16985651
is there such a thing a shortstack potion? because I'd love to have a big tall jinko who doms me, only to have me slip it into her morning coffee and I can turn the tables.
>inb4 lolification potions

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>>16985651
>ywn pick up your shortstack jinko waifu and flip her into a standing 69 while she protests as she's slovenly licking on your shaft and balls

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>>16985669
I imagine there is.
I'd love to get one with a bit of a lactation one mixed in.
Feeling up a squirming, lactating shortstack chuff would be a fantastic way to start off the morning.

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>>16985669
There are potions that turn men into dogs. I'm​ sure shortstack potions exist. Along with strongfat, gigantism, melanin-adjustment, and all sorts of degeneracy.

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>>16985683
>Black girls turning white because of mamono mana
Damnit KC.

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>>16985677
Perfect.
Turning big girls cuddly is the best.

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>>16985683
hooray
>>16985679
Indeed, followed by >>16985677

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>>16985690
You mean black as real blacks or blacks as hellhounds, becuase if it is the former I don't see where's the problem.

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>>16985683
Would you your waifu as a hound dog?

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>>16985657
I know what you mean that would probably be awkward as fuck in real life.
Imagine your parents meeting her.
>hi, i'm mik-michelle nice to meet you
>son, come over here for a sec...
>she's not one of these "monsters" is she?

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>>16985712
no

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>>16984886
You know if you read the bat ninja doujins again and look at them from the perspective of "This is literally how cuckolds get their kicks from their own shit fetish", it becomes at least 100% funnier.

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>>16985713
>Mom, Dad, this is my girlfriend. She's​ a succubus that wants my sperm for sustenance and in order to propogate her species of hellspawns.
Something tells me adding on the fact that she used to be a guy won't make much of a difference at that point.

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>>16985712
I mean, if she asked nicely and gave me that look and did that thing with my ears...

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>>16985391
Vague. A romantic with disillusionment in general rather than directed to a specific thing. Dabbling with 3D about 7-8 years ago left me with issues that would preemptively affix an end date to any future relationships. I suppose if I had to be specific, it would be the outcast nature of it all. Two individuals shunned by the outside world finding solace with one another. Also sort-of explains a tendency to focus on more 'healing' aspects than 'sexual'.

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>>16985712
You wouldn't have a choice if she was from THAT part of wonderland.
The same part as Jabberwocks by the way.

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>>16985724
Once your parents look past that it's just like with any other girl. Unless they are /pol/ incarnate.

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>>16985724
They're just in it for the grandkids anyway.

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>>16985391
Both, but mostly the latter.

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>>16985724
My parents would probably be cool if I got a MG waifu.
Unless it's a loli. I'll have to skip town if I married a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

What is your waifus favorite hobby?

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>>16985790
>Dragon and Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a fun game. Name a popular monster girl that you just aren't into at all.

Bonus: do this for a fetish besides loli or femdom.

For example, Yeti a shit and lactation is disgusting when a grown-ass man is sucking those tits.

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>>16985811
Hellhounds are overated and strongfat is just dumb

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>>16985724
My mother would literally murder me in a fit of DEUS VULT if I did that. Not sure about dad.

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>>16985811
Hellhounds are obnoxiously annoying and people constantly going on about 'muh protection' and how they'd walk up to random monstergirls and start blubbering saying 'will you protect me please' is absolutely pathetic every time

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>>16985811
Insect girls are gross and creepy, GROSS AND CREEPY.

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>>16985811
Anubis
Footjobs

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>>16985790
Collecting treasures is her favorite, followed by working out. Trying to spoil me doesn't count.

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>>16985790
Video games.

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>>16985811
Lich and Anubis. There is nothing else more disgusting than lolidom. Incest is pretty close though, be it mommy, onee, imouto or daughteru stuff.

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>>16985790
Knitting, she can make chunky wool sweaters and scarves for the winter sometimes she adds in her fur for extra warmth

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>>16985811
Kobolds
Kikis
All the Chaos girls
Baphomet
Vanilla Dragon

I could add more, but I don't want to make a huge list.

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>>16985811
Hellhounds are really popular, but I don't like them at all. I'm also not fond of the musclegirl amazoness or tallgirl bodytypes that people keep posting about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985811
Hellhounds
things Hellhound people are into and talk about for the 2000th time exactly the same

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>>16985831
W-w-will you pr-pr-prot-tect m-m-me?
>What's that? Will you rape me? Gladly!
No I said-
>Got it chief! Hope you have a strong pelvis!
I just wanted to cuddle!
>There'll be time enough for that after I'm satisfied. Try not to pass out.

Anon passed out​ after cummimg 3 times. Cuddling occured after 20 times. This happens every night.

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>>16985857
Doraf's are miraculous beings.

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>>16985811
Lilims are boring and shouldn't have been introduced into the setting.
Authors that make OC Lilims aren't capable of creating interesting and dynamic 'normal' characters so they pick the nearest mary sue.

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>>16985865
Are you ready for 7ft girl with abs that you can lick, anon?

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>>16985876
Pretty much.
>She'll keep me safe!
Nigga you ain't in the mafia the fuck you gotta be kept safe from, you ain't got friends let alone enemies who give a shit
She's going to strain you if not outright hurt you more than anything else you've ever been through in your sheltered life

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>>16985893
>if not outright hurt you
They explicitly don't do that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985811
Maids are NOT olev.

They are low-class servant girls. Not waifu material at all.

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>>16985811
Yetis are ok. I don't want one to touch me though.
Polygamy makes me nauseous. I am too selfish and jealous to comprehend sharing love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985712
>Thinking Diamond Dogs have a choice in the matter like Scaramouche Spiders and Succulent Squids

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985811
Undead. I don't get the appeal.

As for fetishes, humiliation. It's shit, belongs in the trash, and the posts tend to make me wonder if the writers have anything resembling a spine in their bodies.

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>>16985883
>Authors that make OC Lilims aren't capable of creating interesting and dynamic 'normal' characters so they pick the nearest mary sue.
Aren't stories with actual OC lilims just three or so compared to all the art ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985906
>Scaramouche Spiders
>One eyes you seductively
>You can't help but ask what she's thinking
>"Haha benis, babe."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985888
I don't see the appeal in it, and it certainly doesn't help that it's one of the more common fetishes in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985906
Succulent squids are for sticking your dick in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985790
Milsurp

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985924
>spoiler

I needed an excuse to use this gif. Thanks, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985811
Monogamy is overated.

[Anonymous No.]

RAPE THE ELF

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985888
I know I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985954
Oh look, a darling hellwan about to protect her husbando.

That is the face of protection! Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985924
WHIP IT OUT
H
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>>16985831
I'm almost entirely assured that "muh protective hellhounds" is completely Hellhoundfag threadcanon. Nowhere in the MGE profile does it state anything about them being especially protective of their partners. In fact it's strange that Hellhounds have become one of the go-to protective monstergirls when there are literally other monstegirls based around that fetish/gimmick, and many others yet that are better suited to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985951

I don't have it in me to rape something. If she wants sex she has to be direct about it. If she doesn't then uh... I guess we awkwardly part ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985967
She's going to protect my penis from those other vile rapists by hiding it in her vagina! My wolfu is so clever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985951
No

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>>16985969
>Nowhere in the MGE profile does it state anything about them being especially protective of their partners.
ESL or just retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985984
Show me then. I literally just looked at the profile and saw nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985988
Here you go.
>They also recognize that humans are frail beings, and they treat [them with care] as "their one and only male," something more valuable to them than anything else.
>If an enemy tries to harm their male, they'll leap to his defense and attack the enemy with full hostility and ferocity, unlike how they treat their male.
If you can't see why the protectionfags might like that, you're beyond all hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985969
Don't forget. We just got muscle-abs bodyguard the monstergirl.

Hellhoundfags just want a cuddly Kobold without being mistaken for you-know-who.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985924
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xtqPKR87fW

>>16985883
>Lilims
>Mary Sues
I don't think you understand what that implies but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985997
Bodyguard is supplicant. Hellhoundfags want a dominant girl.
That's the key difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985996
Yeah, I realized I missed that paragraph. However, I still don't see how they are the go-to protective monstergirl when Dragons exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985997
Not the same. The samurai is a bodyguard-servant that will do what you tell her.

Hellhounds think you're hers and no one else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986016
People don't go dragon because they like mofu too much and some think that dicking the dragon means that she'll go female lizard, which I find pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985874
I've got to agree. Hellhounds and the shit Hellhound-fags talk about is massively overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986016
You mean the female lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985996
>Sex whether you want it or not
>Straight-up murders any poor SOB who tries to hurt you
>Under no circumstances is a "good dog"

The explicit statement that they don't outright hurt their husbando is the only thing keeping them from looking like a straight-up husband-beater.

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>>16985562
How about we don't use greentexts from faggots like Shoggocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986033
Arguably that makes them even more suited for the protective role.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986016
The demons creed is protecting weak humans, but they somehow dodged the bullet. Not enough muscle, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983136
> signing with an "I do not agree"
Is there anything more frigid that can be done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986036
>Under no circumstances is a "good dog"
I'm pretty sure that's part of the appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985591
It's not depressing. It's mystical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986050
That's probably for the best, given the massive overlap in people who like Hellhounds and people who like musclegirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984886
What happened with Z-Ton? Did he ever finish that bat doujin? They were such a cute couple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986058
Only a true hellhound lover would understand that. Most of these faggots just headcanon it out.

[Anonymous No.]

I like hellhounds, I think canidae have a lot of admirable traits.

But the squirrel stole my heart. I fell for her, hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985951
Squishy Elf rapes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986065
It's better to let it untouched or he will turn it into shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985790
Tabletop gaming. Preferably Paranoia or Dungeons and Dragons. Or Call of Cthulhu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986046
People want to be protected and dominated. They could work for it but people don't like that some dragons might be subs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986087
Why is that? Is he doing something weird right now? I've been out of that loop for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985811
I just hate that Dark Slimes are so hard to force into bondage without excessive use of plastic or rubber.

Oh, you said a popular monstergirl. Sad day.

[Anonymous No.]

Are virgins more valuable to mgs than chads or is there no difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986108

Z-Ton went off the deep end a while ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986117
No difference, only personal preference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986117
>chads
Don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985790
We enjoy shitposting about other Anons and their waifus.

>Hey Gazerfag, stop hogging an entire species to yourself!
>Hey Miiafag, how's it like being cucked in a serialized manga?
>Hey KDF, write so more lewds dammit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986117
Bicorns are probably more into chads, but otherwise there's not a lot of difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986113
The hurt doesn't show
But the pain still grows

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986117

The answer is probably "it depends". I'm sure some monsters have a thing for taking virgin men and 'corrupting' them with pleasures of the flesh. Some monsters might want a more experienced man, maybe? I don't know, I can't see that being a dealbreaker.

Unicorns like virgins, so there's that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986080
And that's the scoop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986131
All we can do is love the unpopular girls twice as hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986113
Dark slimes are my favorite slimes, and are probably in my top 10 girls.
It's just a bit hard to post about a girl for which maybe two SFW pics exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986065
>Z-Ton writes a vanilla Centaur doujin and Limb Legion, as well as the adopted raptor girl daughter and tentacle girl in the Hyakki Yagou anthologies
>Writes Schizanthus, which is still, at least IMHO, one of the best non-erotic MG shorts
>Okay.jpg
>X of an Era is the story of a Samurai fucking a foreigner Centaur not even a few days after his human wife is six feet under in order to have her give birth to a Centaur daughter that he can get his human son to fuck and breed with. His children find out, go through relationship problems, Son fucks his step-mother, his sister-wife puts on futanari armor in a jealous rage and they have a disgusting Human-Centaurpede sex scene. Ends on a mostly vanilla note.
>Writes the Ninja Bat Girl series which is literally some kind of NTR Oroboros where the master raises two children (One human boy, one bat girl) together and tries to NTR the childhood friend and love interest of his own student; The MC inherits the Master role after his is killed by a BAT MONSTERBOY that fucks his waifu in front of him.
>Writes a story where a guy adopts a slime girl and it takes a turn for the worst when it turns out that her species is predatory (The guys who were fucking her 'sisters' in the cave he found her in are found as skeletons in the end), using human men as semen pumps to propogate.
>Writes Tentacle Suit Girl, which is a whole different bag of worms.
>Writess an Alp story where she's literally a hermaphrodite until settling on a female gender in the real world, but is still able to be a boy, girl, or futanari in the dream world.
>Writes a story where a Centaur Onmyodo literally gets turned into a broodmare by some kind of Slimehorse (though it's named for a dragon), ends with her mindbroken and in a line with all the others he's fucked and impregnated giving birth to horrifying babies; Art is actually pretty shit half-way through and nearly unreadable.

Literally the only thing he's done recently that was even remotely good for people who don't like snuff or NTR is a Succubus using portals to fuck her classmate covertly during Literature class. He can fuck off.

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>>16985790
probably glass blowing or metal working, maybe cooking

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986141
>The body of a slime with the mind and powers of a succubus.
>Just imagine her laying on your chest
So, what should we try next?
>She can feel your heartbeat, reverberating through the slime to her core
I think I know just the thing
>She giggles as her slime begins to spread, your heartbeat increasing
Damnit
Just
Damnit

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>>16986147
>Dark slimes are my favorite slimes, and are probably in my top 10 girls.
My brother. The benefits of a Slime wife are multitude.
>It's just a bit hard to post about a girl for which maybe two SFW pics exist.
Now this is the truest shame, for a whole ton of different MG species. I guess some girls are just far too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16983155
That is a haaahhhn-face if I've ever seen one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986148
That actually sounds nasty/brainnumbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986167
Slimes have a pretty high ratio of explicit content, what with the whole no clothes thing, and ample utilization of their transparency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986148
I remember a time when he was praised and loved in these threads, especially for Schizanthus, and I remember when he started his decent and the storms that it caused.

Fun times.
>>16986184
Its the Japanese government I tell you, every great doujin artist ends up doing futa/ntr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984878
Horse pussy? Ew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986166
Wew. That kind of sexual confidence is just pure sex for any MG, but a fine Dark Slime reading me like a book is too much. There's no way you could resist just rolling her core in your fingers and feeling her whole body ripple with pleasure around you.
>>16986186
Indeed. I've been on vacation for posting "nude" Slimes before, ignorantly. One of the first qualities I remember that attracted me to Slimes was that they got away with being naked all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986191
Methonium Stronk!
The hero we need

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986167
>Slimes (and all the fun that comes with that)
>+smart & with full personalities
>+magic
>+slime core
>also lewd as hell and they know it

What's not to love about Dark Slimes, unless you just don't like slimes?
Toppest goo girls.
Nureonago are also good, but they're a bit too soft-spoken/demure for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986215
Does the Dark Elf reoccur ever in the manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986222
I'm actually a bit behind, I only read the plant lady part at the latest, haven't read the Oni part yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986222
The answer is yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986216
There's something to be said about a woman who will pursue you halfway across the world for smiling at them in the rain.
And how daughter slimes immediately do housework instead of rape is quite unusual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986184
It made me pretty apathetic to a lot of things as a formerly active writefag. If anything it at least taught me how to pace shit and what fetishes to avoid outside of posting it to /d/ for obvious reasons. But that'd imply the well of ideas isn't dry and the drive to be productive still exists over trying to summon a Will-o'-the-Wisp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986216
Wish I had the guts to commission some art of best slime.
Damn my distrust of PayPal.

Do any artists take dead-drops?

[Anonymous No.]

I think ntr is on par with loli as one of the worst fetishes out there.
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986243
>the police pull you over and you have to explain its not for drugs but drawings of jello getting the dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986252
They would assume that you are in fact using drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986243
I'm just imagining anon in a park doing one of those generic spy exchanges you see in the movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986252
Top Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986250

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986250
YOU WHAT MATE? LOLI IS LIFE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986252
>you tell the officers you're commissioning art of slime girls
>they arrest you and book you with having shit taste in monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986275
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986216
I'll admit, it's a real hard choice between a mayadere Dark Slime sorceress, or a deredere Bubble Slime doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>Our sheaths brushed against one another. Marry me or fight me.
Whoa, talk about culture shock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986250
Loli is pretty low tier, I'll give you that. But it's no where near as bad as NTR shit.
Onee-sans for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986283
Got a D Slime doctor in a story I'm working on. Actually she's more of a surgeon.

Extremely affectionate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986250
>walk in on some fat guy fucking your loli waifu.
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986289
Onee-san blue eyed blonde hair master race.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to watch out for purple P'Orcs, they're the stealthiest of the Orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986289
agreed, loli a shit but NTR is pure human excrament

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986294
[interest intensifies]
and also my dick. I hope to read that when it's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986301
I ain't never seen no purple P'Orc.

[Anonymous No.]

I need something to write to distract myself from crippling depression

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986306
really stokes the ol' grey matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986311
Do something with>>16986287

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986289
Onee sans are love. And life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986311
Imagine a cute monstergirl hugging you and kissing you all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986311
A Dark Slime, a Bubble Slime, and a Grey Slime walk into a bar...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986311
Go to sleep. It's what I'm about to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986319
>dat fat pussy
[sweating intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985811
Kikimora
Raiju
Lich
All of the undead really (minus Pharaoh)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986384
Even the ghost-like ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986356
She really is best Onee san.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if 3D girls enjoy this fetish as well, besides monster boys. Would a girl get off to the thought of being transformed into a monster or being a monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986356
I lost at the hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986434
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986434
Yeah, girls do enjoy this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985105
Jesus fucking christ. I'm angry at this incompetent mindflayer. Her only fucking trait is mind control and alteration. If the guy didn't like her species, surprise, it doesn't matter. I could understand a mindflayer being sad that she would have to brainwash somebody to love her, but the guy seems like he doesn't know anything about mindflayers or shoggoths. He'd probably still love her if he found out, without having to be brainwashed at all. I mean he'd still like the feeling of mofu but christ you could emulate that with a fucking fur coat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986437
>>16986441
Link to any writings or greentext? I haven't found anything written from that angle and it's hard to search for criteria like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985440
Because finding a happy relationship with a monstergirl is about as realistic for me as finding one with a normal human. So what if I'll never touch her or she'll never speak to me. Neither will real women. I indulge to stave off the crushing emptiness that is laughingly called my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986311
You should try killing yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986447
you mean girls being transformed into mg's or stories written by girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986434
yes. As long as the mind doesn't change, the process fascinates me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986461
Stories from the girl's perspective as she is transformed. If possible, what
>>16986467
said. I like the thought of her getting new sensations, but I hate the thought of any being, monster or human becoming a mindless "must fug" beast. Monster girls are special because all of them both hug and fug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986287
Would an Ochimusha call herself her husband's sheath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986476
Something like Baphomet's Complex

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986476
there was one about a gf visiting a yeti therapist to try and help her chronically depressed bf out other than that you'll wanna look for the fallen maidens stories or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986476
>Stories from the girl's perspective as she is transformed. If possible, what
All MGE translated stories are from girls perspective. Fallen brides, bapho compex

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985811
Anubis, Hell Hound, and cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm trying to find an image of a Cheshire I've lost. It was of her holding her face and saying something along the lines of "you have to make a face like this".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986544
No bully pls I just realized there's a difference between Fallen Maidens and Fallen Brides. I thought they were written he same way

[Anonymous No.]

So that MGE game translation is ded? It was more than a year ago when author said they are doing official translation
Anyone asked him about it on twitter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986544
Still waiting on the Inari one

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986565
got you senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986579
I want the alice lolidom one

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986590
Alices are not for sexual.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey gazerfag what's next on the commission list

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986583
That cat's face is far too lewd. I love it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986604
Nonsense, Alice cunny is perfect and second only to Bapho cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986607
Would you want a Cheshire Cat bellydancer as a girlfriend? And would it be a desert variant?

>>16986615
Stop using that word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986618
Isn't that basically a Sphinx?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986618
No. It's a cute word and only a meme if you make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986459
How rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986621
No, a Sphinx is smug because of her lewd curses. A Cheshire is smug because of her lewd trickery. It's different. Though if a Sphinx and a Cheshire teamed up to seduce you would you deny them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986621
Can Sphinxes teleport and sit on your face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986604
Go tell Alice when she rides balls.

...or how does that White Rabbit song go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986627
I would ask my Vampire waifu to make them into Vampire hybrids. Id say that's fairly accepting.
>>16986630
They can make your face come to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986618
You had me at 'bellydancer'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986630
No, but she can immobilize you with her curse so her Cheshire cousin can. And then you'll feel a wet sphinx tongue against your dick.

>>16986636
>Wide Hips
>Fit Waist
>Lewd dancing
What's not to love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986627

>spoiler

I probably wouldn't be able to resist. But I will tell them it isn't going to end well. I'm not wired for bigamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986652
By the end of your first time with them, you will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985811
Cheshire. I just hate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16981174

._.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985811
I don't not like any monster girl apart from the two obvious offenders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986737
Paws! Latex! Collars! A cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986737
Child Porn is illegal anon. Enjoy your ban.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986737
Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986737
No offense to you or KDF but have you ever seen a ball gag before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986753
>porn
Nani?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16985811
any loli type
lolidom and daughteru dicking

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986737
Melon does great work!

Thanks melon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986753
What? Porn? Explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986753
Weekend is over lad, back to school for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986753
Anon I do not see any porn.

I see a happy kobold mother snuggling her cute daughteru. What does your dirty mind see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986753
It's more suggestive than explicit pornography.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986763
>>16986766
>>16986757
KDF defense force out in full form tonight. Why haven't they been run out of the threads yet again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986737
The way his daughteru sits makes her look like an evil mastermind with her pet mother behind her. It'd work better if the daughteru weren't gagged, but that's what I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986774
You said it first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986774

Wait wait wait. Hold on a sec. What does that have to do with the image clearly not being porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986778
>"When my missile launches, I will infect all the world with completely optional and consensual love for a daughteru to her daddy! And nobody can stop me!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986774
Because saying "go away" in a 1001 ways and hitting ignore/hide/report takes too much effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986774
You were the first one out with the bait my dude, don't you dare believe you're in the right here.

[Anonymous No.]

the fish are hungry tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986778
That's a pretty cute thought anon, I actually really like that.

>>16986787
That's the stuff anon, you are one who absolutely knows where it's at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986795
Unfortunately the fish here aren't actual fish during feeding time, nor various species of aquatic monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986802
>Sea bishop writes long posts explaining to a baiting anon how that's factually incorrect and he's being very rude
>get told to stop biting while pictures of fish on hooks posted
>poor Sea bishop gets flustered and confused

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986813

This world isn't good enough for her. Not even close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986820
Sea bishop is too pure

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986813
On Mon-Chan Bait is the equivalent of Loss edits.
>Internet culture noobie Sea Bishop cannot understand why people keep replying to her with different drawing and types of bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986127
>Hey Miiafag, how's it like being cucked in a serialized manga?

That's some pretty weak shitposting anon considering darling is literally meant to be a self insert character and the little characterization that he has fits me pretty damn well.

You should focus on something else, like my irresponsible spending, my borderline autism, or maybe even the fact that I'm a horribly depressed alcoholic.

There's so many other things that would make such better targets.


Also a friend drew me this late birthday sketch, she knows I like /ss/ so she made me a shota as a bonus "sorry" for not doing it on my birthday. I think it came out pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986833
/ss/ Miia pics when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986833
That's pretty sweet of her, it's a cute present. Happy late birthday!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986127
Now I'm scared to how he sees me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986852
Clearly he doesn't see you at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986857
That means I'm good in his book. And validation from other anons is all I need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986756
its a very smol gag hush

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986865
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986865
All I'm sayin' is it looks weak. Not to assume but from what I've read KDF likes em' big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986878
>tfw KDF's ball gag fetish rubbed off on me

I actually like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986878
shh he didnt specify sizes and i wanted to be able to seem em still able smile a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986887
>Behind the gag lies a smile for KDF

That's pretty cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986878
Be nice to melon anon, I think their gags turned out pretty neat. Small gags are good, as are big ones.

>>16986886
Welcome to the club anon, it's pretty comfy here.

>>16986887
>>16986892
Also this, their gagged smiles are just adorable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986895
I must say the idea of being gagged or gagging my waifu sounds so much more vanilla now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986886
Too much of him has rubbed off on me. Don't know if want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986899
Eh, I'm comfortable with it. At least I'm not fighting fetishes or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986459
This is the correct answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986912
But what about the hentai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986917
Then don't kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986917
Fear not, I'll stay on Earth to take care of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986900

It's always interesting to realize you've gotten a new fetish, and it's always amusing how you never notice until long after you've gotten it.

The most common theme I've noticed is
>watch anime/read manga
>"hey this girl is cute"
>"yeah, she's definitely best girl"
>"this got kind of shit but I'll continue it for her I guess"
>"there, series is done... wait, why do I have the sudden urge to fap to X?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986932
I see what you mean.

For me though it was more like
>all these lewd daughteru posts
>welp guess I'll fap to this

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never work at a bowling alley in MGC, serving up food and drinks to the patrons.
>You'll never deal with a group of smug senpais from your school messing with you every shift.
>"Oh my~ What's all this white stuff all over my nac-"
>It's Sour Cream. It's ALWAYS Sour Cream! You ALWAYS special order your Loaded Nachos with extra Sour Cream! Why do you ask me that question every time?
>"Mostly what you just did~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986953
>Attractive senpais at a bowling alley
Immersion ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986966
It's MGC anon, it's attractive girls all the way down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986737
That's pretty damn good. And no matter what they're doing, Kobolds are cute. CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986932
Mine is ojou's and Chimaera. I was indifferent to them. Then after making a joke about the two I ended up liking both of them. Now I can't help fantasizing about being a pet/manservant to a Chimaera ojou-sama with 4 different blends of oh ho ho. It seems whenever I make a joke about liking a thing I inadvertently end up genuinely loving it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986737
Does your dysfunctional family ever not wear ball gags and latex, KDF?
90% of every image I see of Kobolds is the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986737
If you're not going to get a trip, please make sure to add a certain three-letter acronym to your posts so they get filtered along with the rest of the trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986995
wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986985
So would you want her to take a doppelganger potion so you could experience all four of her personalities at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986995
何ですか？

[Anonymous No.]

>>16987002
I'd probably die of sensory overlord before I lose my cool from four haughty, powerful, seductive women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986991
His family is just as normal as anyone else's at times. Just a man wants to commission his fantasy.

Your average happy kobold family on the outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986995
What's the problem with it?

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of music does your waifu listen to most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16987057
/mu/ Squirrel pls

[Anonymous No.]

Real undead hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>16987057
Hard to say. She'd probably enjoy old classic music and maybe some rock. I could possibly get her to like metal.

[Anonymous No.]

Succubus spade tail are for ______

[Anonymous No.]

>>16987099
cutting off

[Anonymous No.]

>>16987105
Gregori plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>16987099
Welding rings around so they can't be removed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16987057
Does maddening watery sound count as music?

>>16987094
Undead flayer when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16987138
How do you put them on then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16987145
By welding the two ends of the ring together. It's not dark matter science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16987138
I don't know why. But I find that sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16987138
Why not a cute ribbon instead?

>>16987151
>It's not dark matter science.
Please do not make fun of Dark Matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16987184
>Why not a cute ribbon instead?
Those work too, but the ring gives a sexier look to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16987188
Only sluts put metal around their tail
Just look at Dark Priests

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>>16987191
Are you calling dark priests sluts? Because sluts don't sleep with only one man for eternity.

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>>16987138
That would be the best kind of wedding ring.
Would succubus have a tradition where they add one ring for every year or so they are married?

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>>16987199
>Having sex every single night with a man
>Literally praying while fucking
>Loves to do the most obscene and debauched sexual acts

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>>16987213
I know, they're lovely.

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>>16987213
We call that a nymphomaniac, not a slut anon. And your waifu is a nympho too, even if she pretends she isn't.
>>16987202
I'd say it'd have longer intervals, every ten or even a hundred years depending on life expectancy.

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>>16987221
With how long succubus live in MGE. I would say if you had 10, by the end of their lives they would have their tails covered in rings and metals. every 100 would leave only most of it covered .Would still be cute and funny to see a succubus being really happy about her first ring. And a ancient succubus still being happy when she gets a new one.

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>>16986578
up

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>>16986578
I'm still thinking he just said he was working on an official translation just to stop the fan one and he doesn't give a shit about translating it.

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>>16987221
>And your waifu is a nympho too, even if she pretends she isn't.
No, most monster girls are pure
They rape because they know you want it
Same for morning blowjobs and when they beg for sex

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>>16987318
They're nymphos AND they're pure girls. They can be both anon. And that's wonderful.

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>>16986604
>rape bait
>not for sexual

Oh anon.

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>>16987331
I ain't no lolicon, but I'd tease her nipples.

But Alices are protection bait.

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>>16987265
No shit, sherlock. That's the most obvious answer