Monster Girl Thread

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Rekindled.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

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Kobolds are the cutest and I really want to hug one!

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Xth for Succubi are best in groups.

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Maids are olev

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>>17002186
>>16995058
PLEASE

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>>17002199
You briefly made me worry that another thread was made for a second.

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You hangin in there, anon?

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You know, it would be pretty fun to wreak some havock in MGE.

Like going to an order town and setting up a ritual that'll turn all the women into oppai lolis.


Granted it would be just as fun to do in a monster girl town as well.

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https://pastebin.com/98eefM4P

It's all Losenis' fault.

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>>17002211
I guess.

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>>17002221
you avin a gigol there m8 ill fuck you up and call your waifu shit

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>>17002211
Yes and no.

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Maledom wrestlesex with a loli Hellhound

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>>17002247
Were you the guy who wanted wrestle sex with a khornette or am I thinking of someone else?

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Monstergirls shouldn't be allowed at coffee shops. My Waifu reacts to coffee normally, and seeing their cute antics makes me jealous.

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>>17002247
Top tier!

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>>17002219
Damn you for spreading shit. The onee-sabbath and the normal sabbath would join forces to erase the unholy abomination that are oppai lolis.

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Succubi sure come in a lot of different types
http://cubesona.tumblr.com/post/158037928958/some-admittedly-cheesecake-y-designs-i-did-for

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>>17002283
Never!
Just for that I'm going to find an oneesabbath mass and spike all the drink and potions with minomilk.

The age of the muscled oneesan shall begin!

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>>17002211
As long as people don't heckle me for not having secure jobs they were practically gifted with I'll be right as rain.

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>>17002257
>Khornette wrestlesex
That's Shoggocks and his 40kiddie faggotry.

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>>17002264
Spider happy hours must be ridiculous.

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I'm madly in love with Hellhounds!

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>>17002312
I hate the fuckers.

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>>17002257
Not me.

>>17002269
I bet they're sporty and flexible, perfect for half-forcibly holding in lewd positions.

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>>17002312
>that Kobold
I told you the hellhounds were a bad influence.

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>>17002314
Point to where the bad female dog from hell touched you.

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>>17002320
She just wanted to learn to be more assertive

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>>17002310
good luck trying to get to your job/schooling when passing by the coffee shop every morning.

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>>17002336
>that pixel vomit all over the picture courtesy of twitter
H A T E

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xth for overdramatizing over porn having inconsistencies

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>>17002339
It wouldn't be that hard, just wack them with a shoe when they get too close.

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Connection went haywire for a bit. For the anon that wanted it at the end of the last thread: https://imgur.com/a/9wutn

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>>17002296
This is alright.

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>>17002350
They're drunk monsters, trying to whack them anywhere would get you stuck in a lewd situation. What if you arm gets stuck between their breasts?

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>>17002360
Goofy fang doesn't really work for succubi, IMO.

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>>17002363
Flick their nose, I guess.

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>>17002310
It'd be like a bunch of Monstergirls drinking Four Loko. Caffeine and alcohol.

>>17002339
The easiest solution is to get a job there. Friendly customers, they always tip well, and it's really cute when a single guy walks in. They all try to hide and jump on him, but they're too drunk for it.

>One Arachne tries to hide under a couch cushion, even though she's larger than the couch.
>Another hides behind the counter and pokes her head over, smiling.
>The rest throw objects over themselves, making a huge mess.
>At least they put them all back when they're done.

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>>17002371
They'll somehow get your finger stuck in their mouth and start sucking at it. Trust me, just gotta avoid them.

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>Can post perfectly fine for normal responses
>Greentext keeps coming back with a connection error
Am I doing something wrong? It's no different from the millions of others that have been done before. Why can't I post it?

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>>17002385
I had that problem the other day too anon, I have no idea what was wrong.

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>>17002264
Only spiderkind get drunk with coffe tho

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>>17002381
But I can't.

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>>17002381
Why would you want to avoid this?

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>>17002395
Because I'm deathly afraid of spiders.

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>>17002395
That's surprisingly tame for what I'd picture Rachnee to wear for lingerie. Figured that it's be a lot tighter, have a corset, be semi-transparent, glossy black. Something like that.

Though I am noticing a distinct lack of panties.

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>>17002395
They are both huge and probably into tying inescapable webs.

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Rachnee would look much better as a human.

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>>17002400
I'm sure they could help you get over your arachnophobia if you give them a chance, anon.

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>>17002413
While I would absolutely put it in a human Rach, her character doesn't really work if she isn't a spider. She wouldn't be Rachnee without being an arachne.

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>>17002395
I want to hire an Arachne stripper for my stag party!

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>>17002400
Then they'll realize that you're married to someone else and leave you alone.

>>17002404
She's more about action than she is about teasing. Although if you married her she'd wear what most turns you on.

>>17002405
Only inescapable until you both cum.

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>>17002416
I don't want to give them a chance, I especially don't want to give fuzzy spiders a chance. God I hate fuzzy spiders.

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>>17002426
>Then they'll realize that you're married to someone else
That's a funny joke, anon.

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>>17002432
What about warm and fuzzy spiders?

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>>17002426
But helplessness is one of my greatest fears, aside from being denied internet.

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>>17002437
No.

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>>17002426
>She's more about action than she is about teasing.
Just about every interaction someone has had with Rachnee says otherwise. She is 100% a tease, at least on the outside. Inside, she's a cuddler. Funnily, being the most overtly sexual character probably makes her the most intimate in bed.

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>>17002257
>sex with a khornette
Who could be this insane?

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>>17002422
That'd better be your waifu anon.

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>>17002454
Those Slaanesh worshipers are always looking for bigger thrills.

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>>17002454
Judging from a few other threads I'm reading, plenty.

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>>17002444
>Kind person with a fun personality who has actual affection for others.

I don't like Arachnes that much, but Spider is officially the best. Always. I would love to be cared for by her.

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>>17002454
Well, ferocious muscle girls are quite nice.
We even have a story out there.

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Spiders are the strongest!

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My desires towards loli monster girls have become almost completely nonsexual.

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>>17002440
She took the time to put on pants and a big winter hat, she wants to have a nice winter walk with you to the coffee shop and warm up with a hot cup of joe

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>>17002494
I would enjoy muscle spiders very much.

We don't get enough spiders with that body type.

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>>17002501
Remove the pants and replace the spider with a Whitehorn. Then you'll approach maximum comfy.

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>>17002501
She should have known I don't like spiders.

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>>17002507
Then if they drink enough, you'll get maximum hyper too.

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>>17002385
I ran into this problem earlier. Had to submit using the thing at the top of the thread instead of the quick reply to resolve it.

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Watch your step.

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>>17002496
I'm glad I don't have that problem.

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>>17002426
>>17002444
I've had multiple dreams of this spider. More than any other MG. Nearly all of them involve her cuddling me in absolute happiness.

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>>17002536
What is that dumb spider cow doing?

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>>17002543
playing the waiting game

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>>17002507
Riding an overstimulated White Horn after coffee!

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>>17002518
Someone post the through-the-clothes paizuri whitehorn greentext again.

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>>17002544
More like the cute game.

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Comfy undead!
Zombies and skeletons in sweaters reading and watching movies!

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>>17002559
Gagging the revenant so she doesn't scream during the movie!

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>>17002572
More like giving the banshee something to suck so she doesn't keep screaming.
Falling asleep in a big zombie pile as the night ends.

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>>17002551
Took me a minute to remember what I called it, but here you go, anon.

>tfw you think you forgot to save something you wrote that you liked

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What sort of cases does the Ushi from the law firm of Pally, Ushi, and Oni handle?

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>>17002582
Thanks big boss, I love it

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>>17002582
>A dark stain begins to spread over the top of her chest
>A single bead of cum forms amid the stain
Why is this the lewdest part to me?

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>>17002624
Maybe you get off on the idea of doing something dirty with something so clean, prim & proper? White Horn looks like a girl you take on a long walk through the woods before snuggling up and drinking cocoa in front of the fireplace, not plastering her tits in seed while she's still in her /fa/ coat.

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>>17002658
I definitely think that has something to do with it. And I don't mean it in a corruptiony kind of way, just a very cutelewd kind of way. Like she blushes because she even realizes herself what a lewd act it is, made all the cuter by the fact that in the grand scheme of things its not THAT lewd, but to her it is.
Purelewd. I dunno. It's just adorable and also diamond inducing.

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i want to impose lewd challenges to my wock waifu!

>24 hours without orgasms per game over,stacks,erased once game is beaten

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>>17002597
Sexual harassment and assault, and domestic abuse.

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>>17002686
I try, but it always ends with her sitting on stepping on me.

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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread, instead remember to keep an eye out for green clad elves.

They may start breaking your shit for gems.

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>>17002724
Thank god hoards only counts as a background prop.

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>>17002686
Lewd challenges and games are the best anon.

Especially when there's bondage involved.

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>>17002724
I don't think it's my stuff I have to worry about them trying to break.

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>>17002740
If I break her pelvis do I get gems too?

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>>17002735
Yeah, there's an upside to such things, although the gems are free game.

>>17002740
Anon please, these elves are aggressive in their lust to be raped.

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>>17002749
Even the gems on the hoard just sparkle up a bit. The only thing in my house would be waifu and me boss fight.

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whats your opinion on ara ara vampires?

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>>17002768
Cute

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>>17002736
>Make a bet with a succubus
>She can have her way with you, but only if she beats a game of your choice
>But each death incurs a 24 hour penalty without sex
>No masturbation, either. She has to go cold turkey for a full day
>To top it off, you pop a bullet vibe into her
>High enough to give her pleasure, but not enough to cum
>It stays in as long as she's playing, and doesn't come out until she beats the game
I will happily take my punishment at the end of the game. I just want to see how sexually frustrated you can make a Succubus.

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>>17002768
Only if they push me around a little.

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>>17002773

DARK SOULS

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>>17002768
Best when they're a bit too overbearing and clingy and thirsty and like your head between their breasts a bit too much.

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>>17002780
Too easy, give her Takeshi's Challenge for Famicom with no guides

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>>17002780
I'd do that, but with a roguelike instead. I would tease her by saying that perma death is no joke.

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>>17002768
I like them.

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>>17002782
How can busty vampires suck blood at all? they cant reach with those on the way

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>>17002801
Squishing. Lots of squishing. Or just changing positions.

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>>17002773

>Dwarf Fortress
>Tell her she has to colonize hell
>"Dwarves? How hard can it be?"
>She laughs
>You laugh
>She thinks your laughing with her and laughs harder
>Your laugh becomes maniacal
>The becomes succubus is scared
>There are images of carps and elephants are carved on the cartridge in elk bone
>The fort is on fire in the background
>The Dwarves are screaming

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>>17002536
>live in MGC suburbia
>have a family of Ushi Onis just move in at the beginning of the year
>the family is nice a normal easy going couple with a lil Ushi Oni who graduated elementary school halfway into the year
>she loved to stop by sometimes when she was coming home from school to play with your dog
>and she quickly formed a friendship with you over seeing your game collection
>all summer long you introduce her to some of your favorite games
>Space Quest, Fallout, The Legend of Zelda, Star Wars TIE Fighter, Portal, you name it, you two played it
>you may look like a creep for hanging out with a middle schooler but you haven't had this much fun in a long time, and have grown quite attached with the young unstoppable rape train
>in a total, older brother type, relationship with her
>but the new school year comes around and she leaves but she'll still come by from time to time when she's not busy
>and the day before thanksgiving you wake up to see a huge pile of leaves in your backyard
>upon closer inspection you notice it's the lil Ushi who's looking pretty smug even though she's clearly visible even though she's covered in leaves
>as you walk out in the backyard you can hear her giggling from the back porch
>when you ask her what she is doing she cheerily replies; "I'm the decoy for my older sister!"
>huh, she has an older sister, that's weird, she never talked about her sister at all when she was hanging out with you
>and then a chill pierces down your neck as you realize:
>SHE HAS AN OLDER SISTER
>as soon as you realize your mistake you're tackled by a pudgy, yet very cute Ushi Oni who can't be more than nineteen
>"Hey there~ I hear you've been treating my little sis very well. I'll just have to repay you for your kindness!"
>the older, pudgier, possibly NEET Ushi Oni drags you back into your house and locks the door behind her
>she then proceeds to play video games with you while eating snacks and laughing
>lil Ushi is ultra smug now because she helped her onee-san find happiness

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>>17002806
This man gets it. Nothing would have me more scaroused than a busty Vampire straddling me her generous bust crushed into my chest as she prepares to feed on me.

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>>17002773
anon your pelvis wont survive

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>>17002192
sauce pls

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>>17002826
My esteemed man of taste.

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>>17002829
I will accept all consequences of my foolishness. But I must do it for the sake of science. We must know the limits that a succubus can be pushed to!

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>>17002826
Would you lazily grope and mash her huge breast in your hand as she sucked on you?
How would she react if you did?

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>>17002823

Then they attack you. Not from the front but from the side; by the one you didn't know was there.

clevergirl.jpeg

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It is bad i like my vampires average or tall? i cant like loli or short vampires at all despite the loveboner for the especies

sorry vampanons

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>>17002850
I'm the same way with Jinkos. The only thing I'd compromise with is a shortstack tomboy Jinko with a height complex.

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>>17002850
I thought it was normal to like tall leggy vampires. It's only in le smug meme doujins that vampires are lolis.

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>>17002841
Is that even a question? Obviously I would! And the only appropriate reaction would be her whole body shuddering as she lets out a deep, sensual moan while she tries to continue feeding.

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>>17002865
please dont lewd the tittypires,that just makes them thirstier

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>>17002865
>Tittypire's moans get deeper and more throaty as you mash and grip and squeeze her breasts
>you can hear her and feel her sucking deeper and more drunkedly, her knees starting to shake and her arms pawing at you
>slowly as you mash your hands deeper and deeper, she falls against you, haphazardly ripping her jaw away as you're pinned to the floor in your hazy state
>She's straddling your chest, laughing like a drunkard, a trail of blood dribbling from her lips onto the curve of her pale and very prominent breasts
>Eyes glow as she leans down to bring her face right in front of yours, smiling with her fangs bared
>Grabs your wrists and brings your hands back up to her tits, and as you start gripping them again she starts writhing her hips on you, her gyrations just turning you both on more
>says if you can hold out a bit longer from her sucking your blood she'll suck you twice as long in a different spot
>And she'll use her 'bloodbags' too, which she emphasizes by giving them a wobbling shake
The best. Or breast.

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How do you like your Dragons?

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>>17002823
She could have just asked if she wanted to play games.

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>>17002894
Do tittypires store the excess calories or blood in their bags?

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>>17002899
big

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>>17002899
Fit

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>>17002899
Athletic with a tint of tomboy, black scales and gradient orange hair.

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>>17002902
I like to think some do.
Or in my fantasy they convert it to milk.

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>>17002899
Doragon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKVGaajLqy4

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>>17002773
Skipping the pretense of games, it would be pretty fun to orgasm denial the wife.
Restricting her movements to where she can only move and bob her head, have her give a blowjob while you wear a condom. Let her frustration, dissatisfaction and lust build up as the reward she so desires is slightly out of her reach, her long prehensile tongue dangling out of her mouth as you pull away yet again. And when you do finally climax, the bullshit condoms in the way and she desperately and tearfully begs for just a taste.
Comfort her gently, and then give her the fucking she seeks.

Also, handy visual aid: https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga_big&illust_id=62602818&page=3

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Hey, less finally finished my other commission.

http://i.imgur.com/19gRA8c.jpg

I would've just posted it but the file size is too big and I'm lazy as shit.

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>>17002947
cute!

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>>17002913
>bribing a chuuni dragon with sweet bread
Cute.

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Can you upload to mixtape.moe?

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>>17002947
Kiki + Partygoat heartbeam!

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>>17002947
Thats adorable and awesome! Satyros love!

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I want my head smooshed between a pair of thighs.

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>>17002947
I see the best maid and I like it.

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What would life be like in the Anubutt Empire? What sort of monstergirls would live there?

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>>17002995
I'd call out the no paws but the ass game is too strong for her too not be an anubutt

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>>17002995
I understand this is 3D but... name pls?

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>>17003019

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>>17002995
I think they would be stern, but just rulers.

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>>17003004
But she has the typical Japanese pancake ass.

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>>17002995
There'd be a class system.

The Anubis are gifted with magic and would be it's rulers and nobles, while the non-magical Jackals make up most of the military and merchant class. At the bottom, Human men serve as attendants, assistants and laborers.

With an Anubis Pharaoh ruling over them all, a direct descendant of Set.

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>>17003060
>Zero no Tsukaima
>But with Anubi

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>>17003060
...isn't every Anubis a direct descendant of Set?
What with The Anubis being Set's child?

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>>17003072
I suppose I forgot monsterization, but that's still a pretty huge chunk.

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So where is my gyaryu at

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>>17003060
It's hard to choose between wanting the commoner anubis or wanting the high priestess.

[Anonymous No.]

Your Waifu becomes the Arch version of her race. What is she like now?

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>>17003060
What about male jackals?

Do they form a sort of royal guard?

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>>17003096
Which flavor?

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>>17003060
Does the Pharaoh have a harem of the most handsome men in the land?

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>>17003098

Her tail gets poofier and bigger I guess. An arch squirrel is kind of an amusing concept.

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>>17003104
Choco-vanilla swirl

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>>17003098
Queen Dark Slime, a trio of powerful Witches who are their own coven. Ara aras and hora horas.

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He threw in the whole goddamn fishing boat.

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>>17003107
No. She says she does but in reality it's just one guy she gives doppelganger potions to so she can get fucked by him from every angle and still see his face wherever she looks.

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>>17002830
[Fue] Inma no Mikata!

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>>17003098
>vampire

taller,bigger wings and a more alluring rich voice

and bigger breeding hips

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>>17003123

Some people are just so wasteful.

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>>17003112
So you want a trendy Ryu with white scales and tanned skin?

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>>17003098

>Arch Gremlin.
A tiny green Heterodyne. Hundreds of Hellhounds theoretically at her command, but only a few actually listen to her.

>Arch Lich.
Lich Queen, with a loose command of all the undead on her home continent. She really likes the cold, but her skin is the perfect temperature for her Husband.

>Arch Demon.

Her title is self-explanatory.

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>>17003098
>Arch Kobold
I'd hope for her sake she gets some actual innate magical abilities as studying that kind of stuff is her passion. She might be bigger and softer too, which might be nice.

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>>17003098
>Dark Mage
Pretty straightforward I'd imagine. Incredible magical power, hopefully at least 6'10, ass wider than my torso, maybe makes me beg for it before draining me dry.

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>>17003151

>Arch Demon

Well, that would make for an interesting blight.

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>>17003098
>Arch Kiki

I'm imagining that one Futurama episode with the proficiency expert who turns out to be a sexual dynamo around the unkempt.

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>>17003098
I wan to see the arch arch imps

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>>17003098
>Arch Ushi

She turns the home cave into a grand dwarven-like palace run by normal ushis. She rules fairly and justly, sentencing most offenders in the kingdom to pelvic rehabilitation. Oh, and coffee's served every day around 5pm.

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>>17003098
>Arch Automaton
G-Gundam?!

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>>17003098
>Arch Kraken
She lives at the center of a whirlpool, her enormous, hundred-foot long tentacles sprawling out in every direction, and spends her eons cuddling with and pampering her otouto lovingly with tits just about bigger than his all of him.

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>>17003098
>dire wolfu
I'm imagining a hellhound's dom tendencies but less on fire.

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>>17003175
She's the Alpha of her pack, basically.
Also bigger.

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>>17003161
>Arch Arch Imp
>The tallest breed of imp by far at an intimidating 4' 0"
>Shortstack with a plump ass, thick thighs, jiggly tits and breeding hips.
>Capable of manipulating Demonic Energy to an almost surgical degree.

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>>17003176
This is more than acceptable. Shame she's too big to carry now though.

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>>17003098
>Arch Oomukade
Viscous warlord on the streets, sempai in the sheets. I have been kept in this house for so long I can't remember what the sea looks like.

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>>17003181
>Anon ends up in MGE world and gets claimed by a pack of shortstack werewolves and their Dire pack leader.
>Three whole days later after about a dozen hours of rough snu-snu, they've finally gotten anon covered in their pack's scent.
>The pack leader smugly carries anon off to her tent for a day of proper breeding since she gets first rights to mating.
>She gets visibly jealous when anon carries any of her packmates when they march though.

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Its getting close to summer anons. You know what that means?

Family vacations with the waifu and daughteru!
>kobold family drives to the beach with the daughteru sticking her head out the window every so often
>harpy family flying by plane further than they could normally
>wurms go tunneling to visit famous caves like Carlsbad Caverns I knew we should have taken a left at Albuquerque

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>>17003194
>Weresheep family going to roleplay Tutti insieme appassionatamente to the tune of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33o32C0ogVM

That sounds very heartwarming.

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>>17003098
>Arch Inari
She possesses a voluptuous figure and nine massive tails. Tails that are the platonic ideal of mofu.
Those tails would be heaven on earth.

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>>17003191
>polygamy
Nah, I'll pass.

Maybe-
>anon is promised to the young leader of a werewolf pack for a political marriage
>they begin courting under the supervision of the pack matriarchs
>they actually manage to hit it off, and a date is planned for the ceremony
>anon, having found joy in being with her, carries his new wife into their summer home for the honeymoon
>hours of howling later, there's a bigger howl than has ever been heard before
>both emerge shaking and sweating, the wolfu having gone dire after officially ascending to alpha status
>anon is visibly covered in love-bites and scratches on his back where her nails dug in
>after cooling off, Alpha wolfu throws anon over her shoulder and brings him back in for round two
>Matriarchs dread how many pups they're going to have to deal with

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>>17003194
>No hot sweaty prone boning cuddlesex with the air conditioner on full blast with a Demon.
Damn it

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>>17003098
>Arch(Queen?) Shoggoth
A vastly intelligent and dexterous, christmas cake Shoggoth, who takes her job running a meido agency very seriously, and is just trying to focus on her career.

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>>17003212
Well I mean, harems are part of the werewolf package but I guess if you really don't want it.

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>>17003194
>>kobold family drives to the beach with the daughteru sticking her head out the window every so often
My Kobold daughteru would definitely love that anon, though I wouldn't let her stick her head or anything else outside on the highway. My waifu would like doing it too, just when no other cars are around to see her thoroughly enjoying something so puppy-ish.

A beach vacation would be the toppest too, we'd make sandcastles and jump over waves in the ocean and have the best meals because everything somehow tastes batter at the beach. Plus I'd get to see my Kobolds in their sexy latex one-piece swimsuits, that'd be really nice.

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>>17003217
That's what I like to see from you man. Good wholesome fun.

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>>17003217
>inb4

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>>17003216
One day some lucky anon's going to end up being her mastah because she just thinks she's the only one who can be his maid.
She'll try to be serious and professional but eventually it'll become too much and he'll wake up to her giving him a vacuum blowjob and gulping down load after load with a crazed look in her eyes and her "glasses"
askew.

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>>17003218
Sometimes, yeah, but dog girls understand territory and don't fuck with the alpha after she's made her claim.

In reality alpha status means priority and first pick of both food and mates. I doubt a true alpha would be willing to share.

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>>17003224
inb4 what?

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>>17003228
source?

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>>17003233
He's trying to look cool by inb4ing someone calling out KDF for being shit.

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>>17003237
what a fag

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>>17003228
Alpha status means they're parents.

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>>17003236
http://www.wolfcountry.net/information/WolfPack.html

>While most alpha pairs are monogamous with each other, there are exceptions
>Usually, only the alpha pair is able to successfully rear a litter of pups

There are exceptions to all of it, but it seems to be the case most of the time.

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>TAILED.com doesn't exist.
>Can't watch behind-the-scenes footage of one of their most famous videos.
>Guy who underestimates how good Tailpussy feels.
>Walks around set with an erection, unafraid. Is convinced he'll have to fake himself enjoying the sex.
>Gets so into it, he can't keep from exploding during the still photos.
>Smuggest fucking Manticore in history as he shoots that first load, then realizes she isn't going to let go.

[Anonymous No.]

If monsters become real, where's the best place for a ground zero portal?
>Inb4 "I would rather go to their world"

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>>17003263
Large Hadron Collider

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>>17003263
>>Inb4 "I would rather go to their world"
That's the only real good answer though anon, monstergirls are way too good and pure for this shitty place.

Besides, my fantasies wouldn't be nearly as attainable here as they would be over there. Here would still just be gimped and unfulfilling even with my perfect waifu, this place is too cruel.

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>>17003098

>Arch Manticore

Oh boy, oh boy.

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>Sabbath Scouts knock on your door
>instead of the usual cookies they're selling subscriptions to their new magazine, CUNNY'D
Would you buy?

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>>17003263
I think MGs would literally vomit coming here to see the sad state we're in.

We've talked before about having to explain to your MG wife about the world wars.

Could you imagine explaining WW1 to a species that values human boy life so hight?
Just waves and waves walking into what they and everyone knows will be sure death, but they still do it.

No thanks.

I just want to go there and forget about this world.

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>>17003217
That's cute man. And one piece swim suits are top tier

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>>17003288
Depends on what's in it. But most likely I would.

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>>17003098
>Arch Minotaur
BEEF

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>>17002947
That's cute!

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>>17003288
As much as my family would enjoy supporting the Sabbath, probably not unless it's an online thing. Digital stuff is far superior to real stuff, at least in my opinion. It'd also have to be a little more relevant to our interests than just having lewd pictures of cute little monstergirls.

>>17003293
Hey thanks anon! I think so too.

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>>17003291
I'd be down to live in any world where I can explore and fight for a living, honestly. I often lament that the age of exploration is long over and guns have ruined the warrior lifestyle.

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>>17003288
>Sabbath scouts
Those jerks ruined the local monster scouts and prevented my Wurmling from getting that go-kart she wanted.
It took months to get her to stop being sad.

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>>17003288
Uh, no.

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>>17003291
If the DL heard about divorces she would dark matter nuke us within minutes

>>17003311
That's part of why MGE is so great
You can live a fulfilling life of love and adventure istead of being doomed to go to school, find a job, work until retirement and die

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>>17003274
get a gremlin to upgrade the machine and a powerful dark mage to prevent the black holes

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>>17003288
Where is my SMUGGED magazine?

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>>17003288
>CUNNY'D
What would that even be like?

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>>17003098
> Arch Ochimusha
I'm not really sure how the naming convention of that would work, but maybe it ends up becoming more like a Daimyo? A blade that carves her ownership of a part of a nation through force alone, and who enforces her ideals within that land. She's probably got plenty of undead servants made by her blade, but sees her master as someone who should act as a shogun chosen through the demon lord's divine right. Or something like that. Basically, Big Boss.

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>>17003288
Ask them what's in the magazine.

While the waifu and the daughterus are away obviously. I can't go doing stuff like buying from the sabbath when they know.

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>>17003263
London obviously as no one care what they are over there.
Or a place in america that isn't hyper christian.
Or japan, they would accept the crazy with open arms.

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>>17003288
Stop trying to ruin the Sabbath with your disgusting word. It sound's like you're some kind of 80 year old perv instead of a proper niisan.

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>>17003341
That word is Sabbath incarnate, it is the epitome of the Sabbath. You're just too sensitive.

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>>17003336
Oh, they'll know. Even younger girls can sniff out a man's deepest darkest fetishes.

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>>17003327
>>17003288

>CUNNY D

....Sunny D in MGC really is something else. I wanna see the 90's commercial for that shit, it'd be insane. Probably has a fat vulva'd familiar in hotpants for a mascot riding a skateboard.

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>>17003324
Why would you let those girls anywhere near the machine?
They would probably warp it into something not for this world.

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>>17003353
The bottles would also have to be molded like veiny dicks. And the stuff inside would be the color and consistency of cum, just for aesthetic effect and poetic justice.

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>>17003360
Okay, Butters.

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>>17003341
Nah, I agree with >>17003349, 'cunny' would be a very popular word in the Sabbath. So would 'cummies'.

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>>17003363
Aww jeez.

[Anonymous No.]

Relationships with Sabbath adherents always end up in early marriage and teen pregnancy
Go to your nearest Succubi shelter if you want a concubine

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>>17003468
>teen pregnancy
>TEEN
This isn't what I signed up for.

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>>17003468
Can I get cuddles and hot coco at the succubi shelter?

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>>17003468
>Go to your nearest Succubi shelter if you want a concubine
How much does it cost and what do I have to do to get a succubi concubine? Can I get more than one?
What are the Succubi shelters like? Can I help them in any way?

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>>17003477
I bet abused boys and orphans get taken in at Succubus Shelters all the time.
You can totally get a tall chubby Succubus to cuddle and drink hot cocoa with.
She'll even add the really good thick whipped cream.

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>>17003485
I'll whip her cream
with my dick

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How pissed off could your waifu get over finding that you've been getting REAL friendly with her friends?

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>>17003477
Of course, you plenty of Succubi are into comfy cuddles

>>17003482
It's free
You can get as many as you can make happy
They are simple buildings where Succubi who can't manage to get a husband gather and wait for kind men to come to them
Marrying one and inviting your friends is the best way you can help

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>>17003490
I hope you're ready for gentle lotus position sex with lots of tongue kissing.

>>17003496
Not at all because she's happy I'm becoming friends with her friends and she doesn't have trust issues.

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>>17003496
If you're implying that I'm cucking her, she'd snap herself out of this flayer induced nightmare and rescue me from my lovecraftian fate, as there is literally no possibility of this happening without mind control.

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>>17003496
Joke's on her, I've been visiting her friends to plan a party. I'm going to pop the question when it's time for champagne. I've got everyone in on it.

I can't wait to see her face when I kneel down.

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>>17003497
I'm going to go there and get two Succubi wives and make them the happiest succubi in the world!
No Succubi should be alone and not have a husband.

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>>17003468
Is the shelter for succubi or for men? As in, do Succubi run the shelter, or is it like some government run thing to provide husbands?

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>>17003501
Don't forget about her tail wrapping around his midriff
That's the most important part

>>17003510
Good
They've got all kinds of Succubi in there
Will you go for the classic duo a petite Succubi and a tall hourglass one, or do you have bigger plans?

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>>17003506
>Super hyper mad Demon waifu thinks you're cheating on her
>Gets ready to chew you out after catching you in the act
>She busts down the door
>Instead of find you balls deep in her friends, she sees you kneeling before her in a suit, with a ring case in your hands and her friends standing behind you with expectant gazes
>She blue screens

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>>17003485
Can I marry the chubby succubus?

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>>17002850
Little girl size when loli, hueg vampier when grown.

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>>17003526
>she blue screens

I'm imagining the poor demon going colour-negative with her mouth wide open and glass shattering sound effects playing.

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>>17003337
>London obviously as no one care what they are over there.
Would the MG roulette do better if it was based in america? like how most us versions of TV shows are better?

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>>17003518
>classic duo a petite Succubi and a tall hourglass one
That sounds perfect. they sound absolutely perfect for me. I'll make sure that they are happy. And in turn they will make me a very happy man.
I bet they would talk about how they are going to "make me extra happy" while i'm not there. And there's nothing like waking up to a dubble blowjob.

>>17003526
>Demon.exe has stopped working. Please contact your nearest Lilim.

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>>17003547
>Please contact your nearest Lilim
>"It's busted. I can't do shit. Try reactivating her with a breast massage."

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>>17003535
That would be heavily encouraged.

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>>17003545
So she inverts her own colors?

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>>17003555
Yeah, like pic related.

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>>17003551
>"Okay, that didn't work? Shit.... Try kissing her deeply and say you love her"
>"Still nothing? How busted is this thing?"
>"Okay last resort. Put her on the bed and fuck her in missionary position while looking her in the eyes. I know that her eyes are blank but it's your only option. Just keep doing in until you can get her to restart. Might have a memory loss after this."

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>>17003568
>How busted is this thing?

She kicked down the door after suspecting me of cheating. I was waiting there in a suit to propose, holding the ring and surrounded by her friends.

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>>17003568
>"What? She forgot everything from after you started dating? You may just have to start from square one again. I'm sure her body will at least remember you if her mind can't."

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>>17003514
It's run solely by Succubi, they all do their share of the work and everyone works for the good of the group
Girls gotta help each other you know?

Even that one gloomy shy Succubi who gets anxious in groups helps out by posting about the shelter online

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>>17003574
That would be the most heart-breaking fucking thing in the world.

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>>17003573
>"I'm sending a mindflayer specialized in this sort of thing to you now"

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>>17003577
http://mangatan.net/chapter/bright_and_cheery_amnesia/chapter_0

actually, it's pretty cute.

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>>17003577
Could be bittersweet.
Her mind has forgotten you, but her heart and body still remember your love and touch down to their very cells.

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>>17003577
>>17003588
Phoenix would be so great at this
Every time she would die and reborn, she'd forget about you on a surface level but she would still have a deep bond with that not even death could cut
And every life of hers she would end up marrying you one way or another

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>>17003588
Oh, no. That would fucking ruin me. Having only shreds of our time together remembered would be absolutely devastating.

I wouldn't know how to talk to her, or how to touch her. The things we've said, the heart to hearts in the middle of the night, the places we've gone and the new friends we've introduced to each other, all gone? Not one lazy, rainy sunday afternoon of laying around and listening to music?

I don't know if I could win back that trust and comfort when I'm desperate and worried for her health. It would fucking crush me. This is a real nightmare scenario for me.

>>17003586
Dammit. I'm not sleeping tonight.

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>>17003597
>Loli Phoenix inexplicably follows you around, saying she finds you really cool and wants to hang around you as much as she can
Yes please.

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>>17003601
I think there was some stuff tossed around a long time ago about how Phoenixes would bond their lives to their husbands so they can both be reborn again and again and fall in love every time. And I always imagined when they'd have sex the or kiss the for the first time in their new lives they'd feel that spark and know they found each other again.

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>>17003610
The term "soulmate" would be taken to a new meaning.

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What do you guys think of Dancer?

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>>17003611
They wouldn't have any past memories, they'd just start crying because they realize that they found their almost literal other half.

>>17003614
Nice ass I guess, but not really a monstergirl.

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>>17003618
>not really a monstergirl
How so?

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>>17003618
>but not really a monstergirl.
I disagree.
>She is a monster
>She is a girl
>She is humanoid and not overly monstrous
>There by, she is a monster girl

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>>17003624
>>17003632
I'm seeing less "Monster" more "hunched over feral human".
Being tall does not a monstergirl make.

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>>17003641
There are less monstrous monster girls in MGE than her.

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>>17003641
>Dancer
>human

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>>17003652
>implying Majin-type are really monsters

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>>17003656
Well yeah. She kinda is.

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>>17003614
I prefer my dancers to be delicious brown followers of Eros

>>17003618
There are so many ways to go about making a Phoenix monster girl
Whether or not they regain their memory upon marrying again is just a detail

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>>17003674
I feel like what I've imagined that Phoenixes would be followers of Eros. What's more Eros than literal eternal love?
Would you want a Loli Phoenix to find you in first grade and the moment she brushes up against you you both stop and she tackles you to the ground crying for reasons she can't explain while muttering "It's you, I found you!"
over and over?

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>>17003687
Them being an Eros species would be an interesting twist, though I'd prefer if they tended to become followers of Eros on their own rather than being one from birth

>Spoiler
A more subtle approach would be better
Her simply having a strong affinity with you and being inexplicably attracted to you would result in more intricate love stories

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is so dead that Wights are practicing their ojou laugh.

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>>17003314
>prevented my Wurmling from getting that go-kart she wanted
That was a service to the community. Wurms shouldn't be let anywhere near go-karts.

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>>17003098
>Arch Ice Queen

Her kingdom now can be seen from space as that permafrost that doesn't go away. Unfortunately it can get so cold Whitehorn deliveries are reluctant to enter.

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>>17003759
>"That's because I've sent away the guests and cleared your schedule for the next two weeks. All your messaging clients are set to do-not-disturb and anything important has been forwarded to your secretary.
>Oh, and the whole house is fixed up. I improved all the locks and latches on the outside entrances. They might...stick...for a while.
>I've also prepared a feast of less perishable high-energy foods and set aside several sets of sheets.
>Now there's nothing in our way.
>N-O-T-H-I-N-G"

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>>17003098
>Arch Atlach-Nacha
Not much would change, Atlach-Nachas are already plenty powerful as is
She would be even more dom and her web would be a much more prevalent threat to humanity
I guess white purplish hair would suit her well though nothing beats black

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>>17003776
>Arch Atlach-Nacha
Sounds like that would be a very belligerent little spider.

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>>17003776
She just becomes Suzuka-sama.

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>>17003788
I prefer Suzuka-hime.

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Neat.

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>>17003788
That sounds great
She would have to go easy on the coffee stiring but other than that she can so whatever she wants to me

>>17003792
Don't call monster girls princess, that tends to make them want to breed

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>>17003822
>that tends to make them want to breed
I'm not following.

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>>17003812
Would you let your Lamia neighbor give you a massage? It sounds like a bad idea

>>17003830
You gonna get raped.

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>>17003836
>You gonna get raped.
What? Why? That doesn't make sense.

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>>17003840
Monsters are feared by humans. They are considered disgusting and scary

If you go around calling them hime they would have no choice but to bear your children

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>>17003855
But that's a load of crock. Monsters are lovely, each in their own way.

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>>17003859
You really want to be made into a father don't you?

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>>17003859
Anon, I dunno how to tell you this, but we're all deviants.

The average guy thinks tentacles and scales and tails are icky. We don't have the defensive mechanism in our brains that tell us not to fuck dangerous things that are bigger and stronger than us. You're supposed to struggle and get scared when a kraken wraps you or a jinko pounces you. We're the .5% that don't.

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>>17003822
>that tends to make them want to breed
Put me in coach, I'm ready to breed.

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>>17003098
>Arch Crow Tengu.
She'd Probably just turn into one of the Daitengu

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>>17003877
I want an oppai loli crow tengu scholar

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>>17003867
I refuse to believe you. Well kept scales are elegant and tentacles can be amazing with their nimble and well coordinated movements. How could someone not find affectionate, many limbed, slimy hugs comforting? Who could resist scratching a Jinko's cute fuzzy ears? They're good girls with admirable amounts of self control, so if one pounces on you it must mean that the poor thing was really starved for attention.

>>17003862
Well if I don't, I could always find an Atlach-Nacha. They're unlikely to be smitten by merely being told the truth about how lovely they really are, on the contrary, they'd be likely to grumble about it, but that's exactly why I'd have to try and make at least one lighten up a bit.

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>>17003896
See, I agree with you, and that's because I'm fucked up too. I want to princess carry and kiss and make love to dangerous creatures twice my size that are capable of killing me with a flick of the wrist. There's something wrong with me, and I don't want to be right.

Being real though I once had a girlfriend who liked to scratch and bite and it was the tightest shit, it might have seeded this in me.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to find a muscle medusa, if only because I'm curious...

Actually, I'd be hanging around gyms just so I can see muscled monster girls.

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>>17003920
Why just look when you can sample? if you're already there you might as well start working out. If you get strong some of them might want to wrestle with you.

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>>17003896
Complimenting an Atlach-Nacha is the best way to get her to call you a perverted lolicon and disgusting trash
Ignore her blushing and fidgeting, she 100% means what she says

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>>17003932
I see nothing wrong with this. Big girls need love too, even if getting loved back comes with your bones creaking sometimes.

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>>17003940
meant for >>17003906

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>>17003932
I'd expect nothing less.

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>>17003932
>Ignore her blushing and fidgeting, she 100% means what she says

Now that'd be just adorable and would make me want to pat her head and encourage to be more honest with herself.

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>>17003765
>White Horns have to wear double their normal winter clothes to survive deliveries and it's not as /fa/
>they lose their haughty nature and blush from the cold and get depressed when too close to her palace
>Yetis have sworn off delivery attempts to the arch Ice Queen
>the past couple Yetis that went were found suffering fron hyporhermia and hugging themselves near a frozen fire
>White Horns had to recover these Yetis, making them even more sad
>it took several Weresheep wool scarves and blankets to warm the Yetis back up and those Yetis are now too scared of going outside without White Horn coats and hats of their own

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>>17003963
hypothermia*

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>>17003945
>Atlach-Nacha mocks you for being a 20+ year old virgin
>She is a 200+ year old virgin
Cursed smug spider

>>17003956
She is honest about it
You are disgusting perverted lolicon trash it's just you're her disgusting perverted lolicon trash

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>>17003098
>Arch Lich
Oh she's doing some experiments tonight.
God help us all.

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>>17003906
Man scratching and biting is my fetish. Its why I'm such a slut for wolfus. Hotdogs are perfect for rough sex, manticores too, though they're nyans.

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>>17003969
Weirdly affectionate tsun spiders are the cutest. They deserve hugs while they make angry nacho noises.

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>>17003983
What a coincidence, wolfus are my preferred flavour as well.

>when you're in lotus position and she digs her nails into your back

Wolfus make my heart erect.

You know it's pretty common for 3D women who scratch and bite to be called 'werewolves'...

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>>17003983
Manticores are terrifying. The others at least get it done in reasonable time, but with Manticores when you finally go limp and think it's over they go 'Fuck that, time for some venom!'. By the end of it you'd be drifting in and out of consciousness, occasionally jolted awake by yet another spine rattling orgasm.

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>>17003929
Well that sounds nice, shame I'm a hard gainer.

Those girls would get a fit, but not muscled, husband out of me

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>>17003990
>Spoiler
Huh. Never heard that before.

>>17003996
Yeah that's why I can't do manticores. They're cruel things. Wans know when to stop. Cats are famous for being the only creatures to play with their food though.

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>>17003986
Please don't startle the chaos spider
She spent lonely decades if not centuries in a dark empty cave where all she did was spinning her web
If you suddenly give her human interaction and physical affection she will be extremely surprised and confused

[Anonymous No.]

>>17003999
That's not so bad. That means you can get strong without losing any cute attributes. Not a bad way to get the shit dom'd out of you.

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>>17004029
Well, good thing I'm a switch as well, along with not being very picky.

Hell, I'd even a muscled oomukade

[Anonymous No.]

>No matter how many cute scenarios and Greentexts you come up with, you're still staring at a computer screen and without anyone to love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004048
>Implying you haven't delved in mysticism to reach your waifu on a deep spiritual level
Step up your game anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17003349
>>17003288
Kill yourself you degenerate subhuman. I know I'm replying to a post hours ago but I don't care, you need to fuck off and die.

I don't know if that faggot spamming "cunny" is a genuine downs syndrome retard or an anti-loli false flagger, either way this shit needs to stop. And fuck you too clapistanian night crew, for not telling him to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004056
Name a system of mysticism that allows you to fuck a Shortstack to multiple orgasms.

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>>17004048
That's why good writing is so valuable. Getting immersed in a story helps. Make sure to tell your favorite writefags how much you value them.

Otherwise, don't let it set in.

Don't think about the fact that the cold, lonely infinite of the universe is all around us. It's getting bigger and colder by the second. There is no escape. All will someday end, and there will be no evidence that any of us ever existed. Even if you spent your whole life loving and being loves, it was all for naught. All we can do is fade into the ever-growing abyss all around us.

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>>17003288
Even my daughteru knows how to beat sabbath scouts now since they keep coming back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004068
Not him but my religion accepts wendigos and certain types of spirits as real, tangible things. I've personally witnessed impossible events that I would classify as magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004068
Buying a quality onahole and masturbating while imagining yourself fucking that shortstack?

That's what I do with my waifu and it works great sometimes
Other times I'm just reminded that the real thing would be infinitely better

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004070
If suicide wasn't inconvenient and painful, I would already be dead. Going from here to the abyss doesn't sound that bad, although I should mention that I don't have any means of suicide, a plan, or any intention to harm myself. I passed the wanting to die stage years ago. Now I'm waiting for it to end. Until then, posting here and unfulfilling family relationships.

>>17004079
What is your religion, if you don't mind me asking? Does it accept Shortstack Gremlins as being real and worthy of love?

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>>17004083
Onaholes are pretty incredible! I have a few and love them. What I like most about MGE is the sense of possibility. In our society, there are hard and soft limits placed on everything. Some of them arbitrary. And mental disorders are incurable. In MGE, everything can be solved. Plus you get love and respect.

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>>17004085
I practice old native mysticism as instructed by my grandfather. I've been introduced to spirit medicine and shamanic rituals by way of making sacred medicine and burning plants from the medicine wheel. We also give a short prayer and an offering to ask the spirits for guidance before and after a hunt, successful or not. A lot of it involves the reciting of traditional phrases. It's all very orally focused.

I'm still just starting to learn, but it's surprisingly engaging and doesn't come with many restricitons on your life.

Gremlins aren't something we see in our stories, so no. We've got thunderbirds, wendigos, nature spirits, sky people, and all sorts of others though.

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>>17004095
Wow, that's fucking cool! I'm glad you're keeping that tradition alive and found something that connects you to a higher world. Thank you for explaining!

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn come home to a Kikimoras asking you to sit on her lap while she strokes your hair

How does this make you feel?

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>>17004103
I'm not too deeply involved with it right now, but it's something that fascinates me. I have to be careful where I mention it, though. Christians are still prickly about it where I live.

In the stories there are lots of examples of people turning into animals, or something in between. A person having antlers, rabbit ears, the wings of a raven or a wolf's tail is a pretty common type of imagery.

Wendigos are pretty much satan though. They're our version of demons, except even more violent.

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>>17004023
But they need some affection exactly because they tend to be alone, steaming in their own venom for so long. Seeing a chaos spider eventually smile for the first time in who knows how long is a wonder worth any effort.

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>>17004105
Is she a big girl?

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>>17004118
Beeg kikis are best kikis, no matter the type of Beeg

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>>17004070
>good writing is so valuable.
Not around here it's not.

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>>17004133
I guess it would lose value, since we get so much of it.

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>>17004118
Exactly like that image.

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>>17004138
>joined too late to experience golden age of writing
>joined too late to improve enough for my stories to be good

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>>17003286

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>>17004146
Shut up and just write. That's what I did.

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>>17004088
MGE is a hug box so it's a given that it would be way better than real life in every aspect

I honestly think that I would enjoy life better if I was made into a breeding slave by an actually evil and dangerous monster girl
Life is nothing but maintenance anyways, might as well make that maintenance fun

>>17004116
You are a good man, may you stumble across a chaos spider soon

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>>17004170
O-Ok.

I'm doing it!

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>>17004170
But how?

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>>17004189
Just trying and improving

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>>17004133
Explains why we don't get any more nowadays.

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>>17004208
Some of us are doing stories.

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>>17004105
Good becayse I'm not a fucking manchild.

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>>17004221
What? You wouldn't want to lay your had on a Kiki's lap while she strokes your head? How does that make you a man child?

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>>17004220
Porn scenes with porn-video-tier "stories" aren't stories. You're just translating sex scenes into text.

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>>17004061
Anon I don't even get it but it's nothing to get his worked up over. You can always filter the word.

[Anonymous No.]

What do monster girl families talk about around the dinner table?
>Dragon talking about her latest addition to her hoard
>Anubis laying out the schedule for tomorrow
>Ryu talking about the weather for more than just small talk

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>>17004242
>fan fiction about a sex fantasy are full of porn

Wow who saw this coming?

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>>17004236
You said sit on her lap, not lay your head on it, retard.

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>>17004245
>>Anubis laying out the schedule for tomorrow

Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got the image from that one doujinshi where the tomboy pins the shota against the wall with her ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004246
Because I might as well check a booru.

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>>17004261
Hes not a shota, just a manlet.

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>>17004261
Just search the artist "Methonium" and you'll find it. Aswell as many other gifts from the heavens.

>>17004268
She's just tall!

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>>17004272
>>17004268
thanks

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>>17002336
Gonna pound that pooch.

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>>17004272
Tall is olev.

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>>17004284
True that. Tall girls a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>there's people in this thread that want to have a big waifu who'll be the man of the house and do everything for them while all they can do to thank her is sex
Literally 3DPD woman behavior

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004245
>Mershark talking about the stereotypes that her kind suffers from
>Ratatoskr excitingly talking about her latest scoops
>Nurarihyon debating what brand of alcoholic beverage is the best

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>>17004295
To the Monsters, we are the 3DPD.

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>>17004295
Yes. But that's not all I'd do. I'd be her house husband who does all the chores, pampers her, takes care of the house, does all that stuff while she does her best at work to reach her goals.

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>>17004245
>Lich
>"Anon, have you heard about the new discovery about tentacle plants aphrodisiac?"
>"Uhhhh...."
>"It turns out a new study found that having sex using it may raise your fertility levels by 0.01% everytime you use it."
>"And with my studies on how the moon effects fertility levels I believe that [...]"
>She continues to babel about her studies even if you just sit there having no idea what she's talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

Any goth Monsters?

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>>17004295
Some people want a tall submissive cockslut, stop baiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004295
>>17004300
This! Though my waifu would be smaller than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004303
That's not really hard to understand at all. Are you braindead or just not paying attention? Maybe both.

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>>17004299
delet this

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>>17004311
I love the idea of being a house husband. But I respect anons who don't want to.

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>>17004315
WE WERE THE MONSTERS ALL ALONG

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>>17004299
Which is why they'll never be real.
There will be no portals. Only silence.

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>>17004312
I just couldn't think of any magic-sounding overly complex thing right now.

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>>17004315
What a dumb coon.

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>>17004321
Oh it's alright, Anon. It's not like you can think too hard anyway.

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>>17004300
Same. The job might be tiring, especially for anons that have powerful waifus or harems, but it would be so rewarding.

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>>17004284
how tall do you like em anons

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>>17004268
I'd let a tall, muscled, stacked monster girl call me a manlet and belittle me to her heart's content

>>17004295
They're happy, we're happy, what's wrong about that?

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>>17004341
Due to me being a manlet, a nice 6'5".

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>>17004245
I would like to build a hoard of my own to compete against my dragon but she would be too clingly to let me go alone.

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>>17004341
Literally >>17004348.

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>>17004348
>tfw 6'4"
>women taller than you don't exist
I just want a 7 foot tall wan to be my big spoon

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>>17004343
The idea of my waifu calling me a Manlet and bullying me makes me hard.

At least I'm her little Manlet

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>>17004350
Then build one before you get married. Impress her with it.

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>>17004351
It's nice to able to imagine monster girls bigger than me that only fall in the 6 foot range.
>>17004352
At least you can reach a high shelf.

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>>17004375
It's nice to imagine over 6ft girls being interested in me

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>>17004356
Yeah, that would be something I would do. After getting married the only way I would be adventuring is with her latched onto me.

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>>17003963
Monstergirls that are being afflicted with depression due to their energy being stolen by the cold will become more despearate in finding a husbando.

Woe to the traveller who enters the Arch Ice Queen's kingdom.

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>>17004341
6'7"

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>>17004386
>Honey I think we should take separate vacations this year...
>NO, MINE!
And then you've got a face full of tits and your backside covered in a wing hug.

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>>17004380
That it is.
It's already been stated a lot of times now, but big girls are really great. Whether subs or doms.
Especially subs in my case.

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>>17004308
Sure. My favorite. Lots of Undead to choose from, among other species as well. Peny writes about and Undead goth Kiki that I would waifu immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>It's Thursday
>Still no new girl
I just want to see the profile of the triple weasels, damm it.

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>>17004356
That would fun, like a reverse dowry. What would be appropriate offerings for other species?
>tfw you give your hand made modifications to your Automation gf
>it includes a new hand unit with a diamond ring installed on the ring finger

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>>17004394
Ah, the scent of spoiled milk.

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>>17004391
Something like that. Even trying to tap into her competitive side wouldn't really work most of the time and she could always use the "I have you, why would I need anything else?" card which would make me putty followed by tons of love.

However, going out on dundeon dive dates with her sounds pretty fun.

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>>17004394
So where is Penywise nowadays?

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>>17004168
YES! Very good!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17004394
The blue skin makes her breasts look even better
Was blue skin the one true color above delicious brown all along?

>>17004396
Only the most shameful of men will love triple weasel
Her profile will be one of the most interesting ones though, KC has been improving his writing recently

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>>17004406
I mean technically it's some sort of Slime/Ambrosia. Probably smells kinda sweet.
>>17004410
Hopefully writing more Ghoul.

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>>17004417
>Chocolate Elf +Vanilla Human = Vanilla Elf
MG genetics are a fascinating topic

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>>17004429
One Piece explained Mermaid genetics as working in a way that you can get practically any breed out regardless of what the parents are like.

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>>17003098
>Arch Holstaur
She has the biggest, milkiest tits in the entire world, the most breedable birthing hips, legs for day, thighs of inescapable leg-locking, and the kindest, softest, most ara ara motherly personality.

We rename her Hathor and start a church.

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>>17004418
Blue skin was a universal color, just like brown, but doesn't really have it time in the spotlight like it should. Aside from demons of course, which are just perfection given form.

[Anonymous No.]

Where is the best place to go for commissions?

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>>17004451
So just a mega milk holstaur running some sort of american megachurch?

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>>17004480
Internet.

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>>17004341
>how tall do you like em anons
Anywhere from half a head shorter than me to loli

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>>17003263
Inside the Yellowstone magma pockets, possibly triggering the countdown to eruption.

Your arrogance, in shattering the bounds of your world and defying fate, will be their undoing and that of so many of your own kind.

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>>17004451

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>>17004489
>Portal summons a lava golem that could rival typhon

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>>17004480
It really depends anon, it depends on what you want and how far you are willing to go. There's a list of thread-familiar artists up in the OP, and a number of websites you can go to otherwise. Pixiv, Deviantart, even Furaffinity have great artists if you're willing to put up with that sort of thing. There are plenty of other sites around too, you just have to find an artist you like and do a little research.

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>>17004495
>Furaffinity
no.

[Anonymous No.]

Someon help that Fairy!

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>>17004517
>x's for eyes
It's too late.

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>>17004509
Don't be like that anon, there are plenty of monstergirl artists there. I've also found that furries are more willing to draw monstergirls than artists who mostly only draw people.

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>>17004509
Outside of being furry artist, there are quite a few good artist that draw good monster girls.
But to find them you need to go down that rabbit hole.

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>>17004417

I like everything about this image. It's funny but it's also very cute, and dark elves are always a plus.

MGE elves in general are okay but they're also pretty mediocre, it's a shame. I fucking love elves.

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>>17004341
Either more than 6 feet or less than 4 feet. I like amazons, shortstacks, and oppai lolis. It's choosing between those three that's the hard part.

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>>17004517
Nah, she's fine.

She's there for decoration and stuff, if you get her in your slice you have to make the cake next time.

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>>17004521
I don't think I've ever meet a furry artist who is not okay with drawing monster girls.
But I did get told "Hey, what ever floats you boat man." And being told that from a furry felt a bit... odd.

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>>17004533
>When the furry artist thinks your fetish is the weird one

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>>17004341
Anything except loli and flat-chests, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004533
>>17004539
>"Hey, what ever floats you boat man." And being told that from a furry felt a bit... odd.
It really is a weird feel.

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>>17004509
Some artists who have accounts there only do it for the money and draw really nice monster girls if commissioned.
I follow a few tumblr artists who do a lot of furry content for this reason, nice things come from unexpected places.

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>>17003263
Europe or Japan, or one in either. The rest of places are too shit to deserve anything.

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>>17004550
>Europe
>The rest of places are too shit
I don't think you want to see monster girls CULTURALLY ENRICHED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004549
The man selling pizzas by no means has to enjoy pizza.
-Confucius, probably

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>>17004539
>>17004547
It was one of those moments where you just reconsider everything in your life.

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>>17004555
Europe is not Germany and France only.

I was going to say "I'd rather go to their world" because it's better but I did prefer to answer to his question.

If you're a white american you can come I guess.

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>>17004539
That's just how defensive furries are.

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>>17004550
What, you think that monster girls are too good for [insert obscure county here]?

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>>17004559
Not really, I'm not going to let furries make me feel ashamed of my fetishes, as degenerate as some say they are. I'm not going to let anyone do that to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

Marry the nerd birb

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>>17004588
Dat's a damn cute birb.

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>>17004588
Carrie will look like a fool when she walks down the aisle and we pour tomato juice on her!

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>>17004588
She's FLAT

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>>17004593
Isn't that going to stain the floor and ruin any chance we have of getting the security deposit back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004593
ruining an mg wedding would be one of the worst ways to commit suicide besides calling a lilim an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004606
Boogie on, muchachorino!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004493
>"Didn't see that coming."

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>>17004577
Such as?

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>>17004593
>tomato juice
>not piss
Do you even bullying

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>>17004588
Damnit, I was going to post this when I got home.

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>>17004616
I don't know, Canada?

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>>17004618
I wanted to keep as faithful to the original as possible without attracting every Vampire, Leech and Mosquito in the area into a big pile of yuri licking.

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>>17004598
Is that good or bad?

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>>17004610
>Demon lord has a son
>He somehow alps
And so, monsters never had sons again.

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>>17004621
>Canada
If you rape a human boy, they win.

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>>17004621
Canada has a lot of monstergirls, what are you talking about?
Also, raccoon girls are cute.

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>>17004625
It depends on how much of a degenerate you are

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>>17004633
>anon says this out loud
>everything goes silent while the Sabbath mgs and minotaurs stare him down
what now anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Ok anon, you can have your ultimate perfect waifu. Thing is, the only thing that is off is you won't be able to get her as your favorite species.

What is your favorite species, and what was she changed to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004643
I want to say large breasts are better in front of a Sabbath meeting so I can be lolidommed.

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>>17004646
She changes into a shoggoth from a Kiki.

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>>17004646
If my waifu is a Dark Slime, could she be a Bubble Slime? Or do I need to select a whole new family completely?

If so, then she is now a Redcap, and very confused.

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>>17004646
Id'd get a Kiki instead of a Kobold as Kikis are my second favorite monstergirl.

Plus, I could still be KDF that way.

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>>17004646
She goes from dragon to salamander. Rest in peace her wings.

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>>17004598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX050NcDNAU

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004649
I enjoy Kiki's getting Shog'd. I would hope that a good master would help his Shog with his Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004658
Fine taste

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>>17004646
So instead of a manticore, I get a demon? I mean, there isn't much change. Just sans tailpussy. Which is a big loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004646
>Wight to Succubutt

I'm ok with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004661
Dude, are you me? Because if you're me you should go out for a run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004659
There's a pastebin story to that effect actually including the domination and latex
adoptive daughteru though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004646
She'd turn into a Unagi Joro from a Salamander then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004621
Connected to 'murica by land, can't risk it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004673
Yes anon, I know. I wrote it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004646
My ultimate perfect waifu is human.

What now fuckboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004672
Nay, I already did my daily jog today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004683
What would her species be as a monstergirl then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004684
No I didn't, shut up me. Besides it's snowing so fuck that noise. Gonna stay indoors and read me some Silver Surfer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004683
This is pretty damn hot anon, but most of us prefer the Monster on the outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004687
I don't know. What monstergirl do you think she fits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004667
They are underrated. Also hand tailored for a few fun fetishes, like abandonment play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004697
Otohime, Kitsune, or Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004688
You do you man. I already my walks for waifu and I think I'll do some exercises later instead of fapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004700
Abandonment play?

[Anonymous No.]

It's your responsibility to tease your daughterus nipples until they're super sensitive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004717
I don't know about responsibility anon, but it would definitely be my pleasure. Hers too!

If my daughteru wanted, I could spend hours teasing her puffy little nipples with brushes, clamps, various creams, and just with my fingers.

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>>17004712
Like leaving her tied up in your room when she misbehaves. Redcaps just grow constantly hornier and hornier, so after turning one into a docile Whitecap, you could restrain her and leave her until she's a desperate Redcap again. Then after you screw her back to a Whitecap, she'll have no choice but to be affectionate regardless of the bullying you gave her.

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>>17004697
Looks like a Nurarihyon. Also please spare my ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004727
It's also your responsibility to plug up their little puckers, ready for later

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004717
She'll do it herself while thinking of her shota childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004717
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004646
With my luck, it'll be a Kiki/Shog who gets turned into an Alice.

Or for that matter any full grown monster girl turning into a child.

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>>17004735
I'm not a fan of all these responsibilities anon, these are only things I'd do if my daughteru wanted me to.

That being said I would get the best butt plug for her so she feels comfy wearing it for hours on end while still having that tight, full feeling down there. I'd help her put it in if she needed me to and help her lock her harness to keep it there too.

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>>17004739
What do you do when you find her tweaking and playing with her nipples in you and your waifu's bedroom closet after watching your anniversary night while imagining doing that with her childhood friend?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a horny tittypire to make me an ahegao mess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004766
Yare yare daze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004727
>>17004761
Curse you for giving me such lewd unsavory thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

I am a boyslut for brown girls and there is nothing you can do to stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004774
>no cool big sis tittypire taking you to shopping
>actually saying she needs new swuimsuits and lingerie
>MAKING YOU WATCH EVERY GARMENT SHE TRIES ON AND ASKING IF IT MAKES HER LOOK FAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004782
Well are you just going to stand there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004777
I don't think I'd actually do it to my daughterus. But there's always roleplay with my waifu.

Quicksilver made me addicted to putting buttplugs in my MG wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004777
>>17004789
I'm sorry anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004796
You say that like it's a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004805
My bad anon! if it's a good thing for you then I'm not sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004796
This isn't a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

How many people here would actually do lewd things to their daughterus?
Besides you KDF, we all know your answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004817
I mean, I won't lewd my own daughterus, but I can just lewd my waifu harder to get the thoughts out.
Nothing clears the mind more than thinking about tying up your waifu and playing with her butthole for awhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004835
This. Especially the tying up and butt play part.

But I mean you can always have her drink a potion and imagine she's a daughteru to get the thoughts out of your head.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to get your momster something special for Momster's Day. I'm giving mine the best gift of all, a womb full of daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004824
Nope. Never. She could end up with a more banging body than her mom and both of them could consent to it, but I wouldn't. You don't stick it in your daughter. Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004844
This is the most appropriate gift

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004824
I know I wouldn't even if she begged for it, not even the adopterus would get the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004844
My momster is getting all the granddaughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004824
Saying no would be hard

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>>17004835
Good on you anon, as long as you aren't suppressing anything to an unhealthy degree. Though I'm sure having your waifu there to help you satisfy your urges would be great.

Butt play is really nice too, both my waifu and daughteru would really love when I devote several hours and my full attention to immobilizing them in various ways and playing with their most private holes. They'd like just being plugged with leather harnesses locking the plugs in all day too. The thought of having them waving their butts around and shoving them in my face to initiate that sort of play is a great one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004843
That's also an alternative and I'm sure my waifu would be quite happy to do it.
If it's my waifu, I could probably ravage her all night, but it would be embarassing to have to explain why to my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004824
Monstergirl adopterus are for dicking, blood-related is too much and you'd already have a waifu at that point anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I say no to a daughteru who presents her hymen ripe for the taking?

[Anonymous No.]

Had dream about monster girl. She was fusion between Hellhound and yu02j0's Arachne. Sadly my subconscious decided it was a survival horror scenario so I spend most of the time trying to avoid her instead of plunging balls deep in her. Managed to wrestle enough control to slip one finger in before subconscious scrambled the dream again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004875
No man can resist the daughteru cunny. If she asks in earnest, both of you are fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004881
What does a Hellhound-Arachne crossbreed look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004824
If they're the appropriate age then sure. I already have a harem anyway and if an adult daughteru with a 10/10 body much like her mother wants me then I can't really say no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004865
Well, it's not like I would get aroused by my own daughterus on purpose, if that makes sense. It's more of a situation of enjoying one sitting in my lap and liking the feeling of her fidgeting too much.

Also, while I'm not too into the whole BDSM thing, something about restraints and buttplay is really great. In fact, if my waifu became a buttslut for me, I would make her wear naked apron and skirts more often just to molest her butt more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17002913
Hnnnnngggg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004865

Not him but, I agree with the sexual repression being unhealthy. I grew up in a staunchly catholic family, I think in the end it just made me a bigger pervert. I'd never make my kid go through that shit.

I'm not sure I'd fuck my daughteru but I'd at least get mom to teach her how to deal with those urges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004875
Just say "no" and explain to her why not if she gets pissy.

>>17004895
Not true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004764
I think it's time for her to rape the shota.

>>17004824
I'd only do it if she's the one asking for it and really, really wants to stay with me. Otherwise I'm not much into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004906
>pussy daughterus because you won't dick them

I wonder what this looks like

[Anonymous No.]

How do you get out of a dragon's grasp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004895
Fuck off, go back to /tv/ retarded faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004394
CHEESE ELEMENTAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004912
You substitute something for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004912
Try calling her a mere female lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004912
You tickle and attack her weakspots while she hugs you. Run away while she is weak and watch and she gets extremelly sad because you don't want cuddles.

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>>17004901
No worries anon, I can understand how you feel about actual daughterus.

Butts are the lewdest though, I'd love to worship my girls' butts. I'd love to worship all of them, but their butts and their chests especially so. Regular clothing with easy access to those places would be the norm for them too, outside of the fetishy stuff that is.

>>17004905
>Not him but, I agree with the sexual repression being unhealthy.
This. Can confirm that sexual repression leads to greater perversion, at least in my case. My family isn't Catholic, but still very closed off to anything sexual for religious and other reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004916
Wouldn't that be undead holsts?

[Anonymous No.]

Vacation with White Horn waifu!
Doe in a bikini!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004678
>KDF is Quicksilver
Oh my God!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004923
This explains a lot now I think about it. But it's good I came to terms with my degeneracy.

And at least I don't feel bad about it anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004925
Sopping wet doe cunt, sproink, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004927
>But it's good I came to terms with my degeneracy.
>And at least I don't feel bad about it anymore
Same here on both of those anon, once I accepted it things got really comfy. It still hurts that monstergirls aren't real as my fantasies only work with them, but at least I don't hate myself anymore.

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>>17004929
I can't imagine a vacation anywhere warm would be fun for a White Horn. She already has a really high body temperature and thick, shaggy fur. The poor thing would probably pass out from heat exhaustion.

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>>17004931
Yeah, my fantasies only work in MGE aswell. But I think that's probably a good thing. The only thing that makes me sad is that I'll never feel big meaty paws in my hands, that and I'll never touch an MG's paw pads

Portals when though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004905
Repression seems like it would just increase that kind of attraction to stuff. I'd rather deal with it than get irrationally angry about the idea of my daughteru having a boyfriend.
Also, watching my waifu show the kids how to deal with their urges would be interesting.
>>17004923
Yeah, butts are quite fantastic. It'd hard to not be groping my waifu's butt, even out in public. It's like monstergirls are asking for a good squeeze. Moreso if they sway their hips around.

[Anonymous No.]

My waifu > Your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004929
Your memes can't diminish our love!
>>17004937
That's why you bring her lots of ice cold margaritas and fan her off like a good husband does for his gorgeous wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004948
Good man. Pamper the waifu!

>>17004947
Now now anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004941
>But I think that's probably a good thing.
I do too, it's definitely for the best.

>spoiler
The ultimate suffering. My hope is still here though, so is a little bit of faith.

>>17004946
I prefer breasts/flat chests to butt, but groping either wold be great, just to let my girls know that they're owned if nothing else. I could only hope that they'd grope on me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004947
Your waifu is the best for you, my waifu is the best for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004952
Funny coming from a guy who wrote such a great story about a Kej butt.

>The ultimate suffering. My hope is still here though, so is a little bit of faith.

I need paws. I want to hold them in my hands, run them against my face, interlock my fingers with them (even with how hard that would be if they're meaty), pamper them, groom them and kiss them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004897
And Ushi-Oni that is also on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004952
I used to only enjoy boobs. I still prefer them, really. But then I started thinking about firm, bouncy butts and now I don't know if I could stop myself from staring at my waifu's everything while she'd do her daily routine.
The worst part is is that she'd very well know that I'm staring and start exaggerating her motions to get me going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004947
Highly doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004962
I'm like this anon >>17004971, I had only recently discovered the true wonders of butts when I started writing here, it's probably why a lot of those stories are so butt-focused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004978
That's pretty understandable man. Although I must say I'm a slut for average chest and a bit of junk in the trunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004912
Cover yourself with Unagi-joro slime. Makes you able to slip out no matter how clingy the girl is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004948
>White Horn laid out in an extremely /fa/ and extremely sexy swimsuit on the beach
>sweating and in nigh constant orgasmic bliss just from the heat alone, let alone her husband there to pamper her
>dreamily looks over at him as he massaged her back, another of countless orgasms wracking her as she leans forward into his arms
>the sloppiest, messiest kiss ever tuns into a long makeout session, broken only by her husband making sure she pauses to drink as she's gushing fluids, but her mind is pure pleasure and fulfillment
Only problem is you're gonna have to find a way to carry her back to the hotel room, but that's one happy deer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004987
But what if your waifu IS an Unagi-joro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004978
I personally learned to enjoy butts from the simple mental image of a monster girl seductively looking back at me and lifting her skirt to present her tight ass and asking for me to pound it raw.

The butt is a powerful thing indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004981
I know how you feel. I had originally thought my waifu would be like that, but then I started getting commissions and her breasts became much bigger. Not that I have a problem with that though!

This actually reminds me that I haven't gotten any butt-focused commissions yet. I should fix that.

>>17005000
It was different for me, I first got in to anal and then discovered the rest of the butt too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005000
Presenting a nice butt is hard to resist

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004678

So 11 AM may not be the best time for 3 whiskey sours. Sue me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005017
That's a nice ticket there, Anon. Enjoy your vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005004
>I first got in to anal and then discovered the rest of the butt too.
I got into both at the same moment, to be honest. Spanking and few other things as well.
>>17005017
Well, it's like they're asking to be buttfucked until they pass out.
Also, you know what's in the rearviews, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004728
>abandonment play with a Redcap

Maybe if you're an absolute madman with a death wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17002947
two of my favorite girls together. Thank you good sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005060
The trick is to keep her in a lucid state of Whitecapness. If you ever need to leave her for long periods of time, then you restrain her and screw her safely when you return.

Otherwise she will hide in your house somewhere before you return, and then the game is officially afoot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004610
That's a cute alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005017
I don't think she's wearing the proper safety equipment to be operating that motor-vehicle.

[Anonymous No.]

Loli monstergirls are the best monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005028
>>17005033
Posted that one before, but fine. We'll play safe. Substitute Anubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005096
Oh boy, here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005096
I disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005096
You are pretty wrong there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004925
It would probably be a good idea to trim her lower half a bit if you plan on taking her somewhere hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005100
My goodness.
I can just imagine oiling up a dark-skinned MG with a big butt.
It would be pretty hard to resist giving myself a buttjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005096
Yes, and?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember not to drink out of open containers in MGC. Some monsters are known to spike drinks with shotafication potions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005117
That could be good! I'm sure she'd appreciate being less moose and more deer so she's 'beach-ready'. She'll be turning heads with her fresh trim and fancy style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005142
Good. Sign me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005142
Thank god I always carry a normalization potion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005142
So the water fountains aren't safe either?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005161
Drinking from that in a demon realm means you are open for a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005161
Nowhere is safe in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005142
I wanna be that shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005171
Just because he's lugging a penis around doesn't mean he's asking to be raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005142
I'm gonna drink it all then

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62856167

Someone actually lewded the nacho, absolute madman. Be warned though, there's a spider dick tentacle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005178
This is why you have sex so intense with a monstergirl that you like that you get heavily marked with her DE so nobody messes with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005185
>ywn be a Atlach Nacha's husband

Why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005198
To fap to lewd thoughts of them obviously, can't do that if I'm dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005185
It's shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005185
>you will never fuck a grumpy nacho into a dere nacho

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005178
Of course not, but drinking from a fountain that makes you extremelly horny and makes you cum a lot does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005185
Honestly, the biggest problem I have with the spider-form is that you get face-dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005185
>there's a spider dick tentacle
Then don't post it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004994
Oiling up a White Horn on the beach sounds like a barrel of fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005209
Brings a whole new meaning to face fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005211
Or you could just hide it or not click on it? I mean, it's pretty much the profile image just in a little more detail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005241
Eh, just ignore the the complaints, they have a right to and I was going to let it slide even though it was replying to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005209
Imagine kissing a girl like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005241
I will then post monstergirls fucked by monsterboys and NTR. It's a link and you don't have to click it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005266
Nope. Since monster boys are not monster girls thus they do not belong in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005266
Oh fuck of anon, it's not black and white like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005274
That link with the Nacho has a monsterboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005222
She'd be in such indescribable pleasure. You'd truly see her toss aside all inhibitions and just let herself be caressed and fondled and all she'd be thinking of is the overwhelming feeling of love. It's quite wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005266
>being this mad
The spider loli is literally a close up of the profile picture and the two things you mentioned are universally despised and not part of the setting. There's a pretty clear

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005284
Thanks for showing everyone your stupidity and lack of MGE canon understanding

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005292
Difference. No idea why my post cut off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005266
I hope when people post this old trotted out response that they realize it comes off as the most childish, immature temper tantrum one could imagine a toddler making. Legitimately kicking and screaming in the sandbox tier because the other kids aren't playing the way you want them to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005294
Chaos' husbands are monsterboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005309
Care to argue about the specifics of Incubus too? Must be an echo in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005318
Who, the one that looks like a normal human? Are you comparing it to the yeti, the giant spider and the squid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005309
They're incubi with the ability to transform, they're basically human WoW druids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005324
The monster is the base form, they can turn into human/incubus if they want but that's not what they are anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005323
It was rhetorical. The point is there are some things that are allowed, and some that are not. A little bit of this and that, and some of it crosses the grey area from either side. That's just the way it is, so get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005330
[citation needed]
They can transform freely at any time, just because Atlach-Nacha likes to keep her husband in the spider form when she can it doesn't mean it's the base form. Quoting the profile itself isn't the best option as the scholar tends to dramatize things, KC himself has said it's up to the husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005336
Go to the profile of other Chaos monsters, it heavily implies that's what they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004410
Lurking

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005354
[undead restlessness intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to commission first person pictures of my wife doing asmr things to me. Like blowing on my ears, petting my head, giving me a haircut, and telling me everything is gonna be ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005384
Okay? Good luck doing that!

[Anonymous No.]

March Hares make me reconsider my stance on wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005384
Do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005266
Sure, post it. As long as it's MGE of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005413
This is not the MGE thread though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005426
Isn't MGE the only reason we're even allowed on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005437
No? Monster girls are pretty much a staple on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005442
How new are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005392
My top Wonderland lass.

Pity that there's so little art of her that doesn't make her look atrocious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005392
Imagine her hop-hop-hopping at the front door, her huge fluffpillows bouncy comically right out of her top, eyes heartpupiled in anticipation for all the fucking you're gonna give to her once you get in the door

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005448
The bigger question is how new are you if you haven't noticed monster girls existing on /jp/ way before these threads existed.

Sure they weren't "super rapist ultra monster Manticore" kind of monster girls. It still girls with monsterous features.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005454
Anon, just because some /jp/-centric settings have monster girls, that doesn't mean all monster girls are /jp/-centric by proxy.
The concept of "monster girl" is too damn vague to belong in any one place.

[Anonymous No.]

We should stop biting the bait and start talking about how cute Demons are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005452
Best. Easter. Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005470

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005470
Devils are cuter.
: ^ )

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005449
There's this one crossover with Show By Rock which is pretty cute.
>>17005452
Imagining a girl being that excited to see me warms my heart, especially one as cute as march hares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005461
Never said they were.

>The concept of "monster girl" is too damn vague to belong in any one place.

Oh great. It's this faggot again. Considering fucking off?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to blue ovary a Demon for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005486
That is a cute one. Never thought I'd see blue drills on a hare, but who am I to judge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005476
I want to sign extra contracts with my Demon waifu every so often and hang them up on the wall with her original crayon one.

>>17005479
Well that's just absolutely your opinion that you're entitled to.
Enjoy your NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005486
artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005392
I wonder who's softer between her and the Jubjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005501
So you want the "Protect my virginity until I graduate" contract with a Demon?
She's going to rape you for hours if not days after you graduate, but what a first time that'll be.
Especially with her hair reduced to almost permanent sex hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005472
>"Hi honey! Hey honey! Mmnf, mmn... w-welcome home baby! Happy Easter! Guess where I hid much eggs?"
>Breakd from your embrace to turn around and bend over, presenting her ass with her dripping pussy, wiggling it side to side and humping it up and down as she turns her head while breathing heavily and speaking desperately
>"Cmon, cmon, guess where I hid them? Please guess! Hurry, hurry, if you want them, you have to 'guess'! 'Guess' and 'guess' until you've 'found' all over my 'eggs'! Ehehe! Right baby?! You want to guess my eggs so hard, don't you?!"

I'm no expert but I think she's doing the double meaning thing again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005512
I just hope I don't "accidentally" sign up for extra courses just before graduating.

That Demon is going to be so sexually starved it will be years before anyone sees me again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005510
http://kittenboogers.tumblr.com/post/159866021583/cyan-as-a-march-hare-monster-girl-from-mge

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005511
Imagine just how desperately they'd fight over your dick
Imagine the look of horror and sadness when you pick one over the other and she realizes she missed another chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005512
>"Congratulations on your graduation. I got a gift for you in the room upstairs"
>You walk in to a room filled with only a king sized bed, manticore venom, aphrodisiac, all types of potions and much, MUCH more.
>Before you can react she pushes you onto the bed
>Anon was not heard from for a week.
>Unless you count his moans that could be heard all over the house.
Good luck walking after that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005519
I think March Hares have just jumped up as my favorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005486
>A girl that looks different from the profile
What is this? Where am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005529
>kittenboogers

What a lovely name

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005519
On one hand, this sounds like that one hentai where this guy smashes eggs he jammed into a girl's cooch.

At the same time, considering my own taste for double entendres, I feel that this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005537
How many orgasms a minute would that Demon be having?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005549
About 2-4 per minute on average depending on what you are doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005540
>"Jump?! Ehehe! Jump! I get it baby! 'Jump'!"
>She stands up and tears the rest of her clothes off, bringing her arms over her head and starts bounding up and down while facing you
>Huge tits and her rabbit ears bouncing everywhere, her thighs now soaked with girljuice as they jiggle with supple juiciness as well, her eyes wide and glistening as she picks up her speed
>"Jump, jump, jump, jump! Honey wants to jump jump jump me! Any time, baby, please let me jump all over your pogo stick! Ehehe! I wanna jump jump jump ahn jump aahhn jump a-aaahn! Jump me!!!"
>She jumps right onto you, writhing and humping her hips like a jackhammer, kissing you deeply and moaning deeply as she shoves her tongue in your mouth, clawing at your clothes
>"MMNf! Gah! Jump me! I need your stick inside me all night long honey! Make my insides hop!"
Lewdrabbit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005519
Damn those wonderland girls and their ability to make everything lewd, march hares are wonderful.

Sometimes I wish they were as popular here as they are with the japanese fan base.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005501
>Have a Demon wife
>Incubize
>She's into orgasm denial
>She hasn't climaxed in 217 years
>She's starting to get a little antsy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005576
My God. I think I would go to Wonderland just to get to a March Hare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005592
>The town issues a flood advisory warning every day it's their anniversary
>Just in case

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005576
I wonder how long she could just stand there bouncing her tits if you promised you'd fuck her once you were satisfied with her performance.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a deranged man who gets off to abusing. Are there any Monstergirls for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005611
Firstly, what kind of abuse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005611
Ogres if you like being abused, Orcs if you like being the abuser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005576
And I told myself I wouldn't fap today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005611
no one has, they arent real man

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005611
I hope you like smash mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005576
I am hearing this in my head.

Diamonds. Pure, absolute diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005611
Redcaps are the girl for you

[Anonymous No.]

Having tanuki imouto must be a bother

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005693
This looks familiar. Might have cost an argument over her ripping you off over how much she charged for sex compared to everything else being offered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005693
Noise is a miracle, looking forward to his next release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005593
>>17005617
>>17005626
>hours later you're exhausted laying in bed, catching your breath
>she's gasping herself, though doing so while cleaning your dick off with her mouth
>her pussy, ass and tits all absolutely soaked thick with your cum
>in between slurps she's still talking, to herself or to you you're unsure
>"Mmnf... shhluck... Gulp... haaa, honey ish... shllip! Mmnf, ssho lewd... gulp! Haaa... sho lewd suggeshting all thoshe thingsh... mmnf, gluck! Gluck! Ahh!"
>Turns back with a mischievous smile as she smears some of the last residuals of your cum over her cheeks before licking it up and giggling
>"Ehehe... if honey wanted to fuck me he should have just said so~"
>You're debating whether she's just being cheeky or legitimately insane
>You decide it doesn't matter as she starts licking you all the way down to the balls, muttering something about 'washing' and 'spitshine's

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005716
Lewd/10.

Glad to see the pink hare get some attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005751
Gladly.
Now if only someone did Mad Hatter stuff...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004897
>>17004965
Black skinned, plump in all the right places, blazing body temperature Ushi-Oni is actually pretty accurate description of her. Poor girl only wanted to offer her body to me and my subconscious tricked me putting distance between her and me. I hope Nightmare returns to influence my dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

Which Wonderland Monster girl would be the best to corrupt an uptight lady into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005774
Jabberwock since no matter how proud they are they fall to their knees and service you if you whip out your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005778
>Have Jabberwock waifu
>Wait until she's busy with a work phone call
>"...And that's why our quarterlies will..."
>Deploy the D
>"...I'm going to have to call you back. There's a dick that needs to be sucked."
>Try not to gloat
>Gloat anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005185
Seems like the artist wanted to show an Atlach-Nacha after she got pumped full of spirit energy and it negated her venom

We need more pictures of monster girls basking in the after glow of sex, this is a good yet strange start

>>17005693
>Tanuki imouto constantly tries to sell you sexual favors
Literally impossible to resist

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005831
I want to pound a jabberwock from behind while she's on the phone to her cheshire friend and forbid her from hanging up, the teasing would be beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005832
>Literally impossible to resist
Are you joking? That'd be the easiest thing to resist.
I'm a goddamn cheapass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005874
>tfw you outjew the tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005832
So would you want to learn that your father's remarrying into a Tanuki family after your mother left him? Would you want to lay down in your bed on the first night and out of the corner of your eye spot your new shortstack stepsister trying to spy on your through the door?
Would you want to be left alone with her for a month while your parents are away on business?
Would you want her to get a lewd grin and pull down her sweater just a little bit to show off her impressive cleavage?
>"I'll let you fuck 'em as much as you want for five dollars O-nii-chan~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005851
>"It's okay. I'm riding my husband right now~"
>Jabberwock gets flustered as she notices the wet slapping sound of the Cheshire's ass bouncing up and down.
>Her face flushes red as her own husband shoots another load into her greedy pussy.

>>17005880
This is how you get a Tanuki stalker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005880
>>17005874
Will you really be able to say no when there is a 90% discount going on for all her services?

>>17005885
>Try to maintain a pure brother/sister relationship with her
>She does her best to get you to slip up
>Including filling your school bag with ads for her latest "$2 morning blowjob program with a free rimjob every thursday"
Tanukis are greedy beings. She won't be satisfied with a familial bond she needs to go deeper and form an illicit sexual relationship with her brother

[Anonymous No.]

Shaven, unshavened, trimmed?
Do monster girls have the same argument over it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005923
Yes, because the Inari down the way that's infatuated with me doesn't charge a dime for her time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005938
Shaven. I don't like pubic hair. Maybe if she did something with it I might like it but I doubt it.

And yes they would have endless discussions about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005923
>Will you really be able to say no when there is a 90% discount going on for all her services?
I'm genuinely broke. I barely have money for school lunches and I'm already working 2 jobs to help pay rent.

How would your tanuki sister react to learning that you've been secretly doing double overtime shifts to afford the tuition for her fancy prep school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005938
Shaven except for a tuft or a design. But it has to be soft to touch. thanks mamono mana for consistently improving reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005923
It might get to the point where she slips you a piece of paper that says Special stepbrother deal! $0.25 for one hour of fellatio.
$0.50 for one hour of paizuri. $1 for a one hour full course fuck fest.
She seems desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005954
Heart Pupils and a special menu where she'll pay you for the sex she's about to force on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005938
I would prefer a girl who's shaven.
Mostly because smooth skin feels nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005938
Trimmed in the shape of a heart, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005946
Aren't you ashamed of wasting your seed on a stranger when your imouto who has a much fluffier tail constantly makes you great offers for incest sex?

>>17005954
She would study extra hard, take care of all the housework and promise you that when she starts making her own money she will pay you back tenfold and hold the biggest wedding ceremony ever

>>17005965
Oh man; that would be sad to see her step that low
Can you imagine how depressed she would be when she has to slide a paper with "Special offer: $0.05 all you can fuck buffet (valid until forever)" crudly written on it, instead of her usual professionally printed ads ?

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>>17005938
Shaven everywhere from the neck down, for both of us. She wouldn't shave her paws and tail, but you get the idea.

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>>17005894
>This is how you get a Tanuki stalker.

>Own a local retail store
>Lots of work and hardly glamorous, but you make a decent living
>Tanuki comes in and offers to buyout your business
>Tell her to stuff it. You built this company from the ground up, you're sure as hell not handing it over to some stranger.
>A week later, new retail store opens across the street. Selling everything you do at a fraction of the price.
>It's owned by that damned tanuki.
>Begin aggressive negotiations with suppliers.
>Secure lower prices and even a few exclusivity contracts.
>Tanuki comes in periodically to mock your store and offer another buyout, but is constantly shocked by your newest tactic to stay ahead of her.
>Constant competition forces both stores to grow at a rapid pace.
>Within a few years both stores have grown from tiny sole proprietorships to massive corporate conglomerates.
>You are both known worldwide as industry leaders.
>Tanuki requests another meeting with you like she does every few months.
>Instead of smug and domineering, she seems almost respectful.
>Tells you she's never met a human with the business acumen you've shown.
>Says that a merger could be mutually beneficial for both companies.
>Eventually her facade breaks completely.
>She rips off her suit, revealing the most elegant lingerie money can buy.
>She begs you to take her right there in the conference room.
>The two of you mate like animals for the rest of the day.
>The marriage and merger of the two industry titans is announced the next week.

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>>17006007
That's actually really sad. No Tanuki deserves to be that desperate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006007
But she's not a stranger, we've known each other for years.
Sis needs to get out and meet others!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006029
That's still no reason to go for inferior mofu

Ratatoskr > Tanuki >>> everyone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006007
How would she react to her stepbrother rejecting that offer because he doesn't want to have to pay for her love?

>>17006018
That's surprisingly cute.

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>>17005938
Trimmed, though I wouldn't mind unshaven either.

[Anonymous No.]

All I ever wanted was for somebody to truly love me and lend me a hand to get me out of my shitty, dull life.
Every time I wake up I wish I had somebody to hug me and be there for me.
I would be there for her.
life is pain

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>>17005938
Either shaved or trimmed. If she leaves it there I'll tease her about it and shave it myself.

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>>17006043
Tanuki are the bottom of the mofu totem pole, man.
Ratatoskr are for size, Kitsune are for multiple tails, tanuki are just kinda sad in the corner.

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>>17006043
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006052
I'm fine with life but having waifu with me would be way better.

I wish I could give her love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006052
Sounds like you need an Anubis. God knows, I need one too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006044
>Spoiler
This isn't fair
You pay for her studies and then refuse money from her
Can she at least pay you with her body?

>>17006062
You're vastly underestimating the fluffiness of Tanukis
Even a top tier specimen of 9 tailed Inari can't compete with a Tanuki's single tail

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>>17006072
>this is what Tanuki actually believe

[Anonymous No.]

So if body appearances and other physical traits are made to match the desires and preferences of the husband. There could be two couples, one with a kitsune and the other with a tanuki endlessly trying to out-fluff the other out of pride. Eventually it'll cause a fluff wormhole and create a pocket fluff dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

How hard would it be to get a Demon that looks like hex maniac ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006072
She just needs to understand that no one has to pay anyone with anything. She should let her heart guide her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006052
I am generally content with this existence.
However, a cute waifu being my personal cuddleslut to cheer me up would be nice.
I really wish I could give her a nice life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006077
>pocket fluff dimension
Its happened before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006071
I want to make an Anubis blush by changing her schedule to be nothing but sex and cuddling.

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>>17006082
Easy. Just find a NEET Demon and actually accept when she offers you pleasure beyond pleasure while giggling creepily. She'll get flustered that you actually accepted and blush like crazy as you sign the contract.
Then her plump ass, thigh thighs,
and squishy tits are yours for the fucking.

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>>17006077
Nah, Tanukis' mofu can't compare to something like fox mofu which is way better. There are species that are better at things than others.

[Anonymous No.]

Do NOT fall for the mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006082
There's bound to be a thicc, milky mojyo yandere among the species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005938
Depends on the girl, really.

I've always had a specific fantasy involving feathery pubes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006102
I fell for it years ago, anon, I'm not going back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006091
That's how you get her flustered and wagging her tail but pretending to refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006102
But those Ratatoskr tails, man. I just need a quick fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006102
Too late.
My desire for a Ratatoskr to cuddle is too strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006111
Is there anything cuter than an Anubis on her knees furiously sucking her husband's dick with a crazed look in her eyes?
Also she's keeping him from standing up. I feel like I should mention that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006117
>>17006119
Stop you bushy tail sluts!

That's how she gets you!

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>>17006075
Reconsider this seriously for a moment

Would you prefer an Inari awkwardly wrapping you in her tails like a poor-man's Scylla
Or would you prefer a nice big fluffy Tanuki tail that will tingle all your senses and fulfill your desires?

>>17006083
Tanukis show their love by showering you in money and presents
If you refuse it all how is she supposed to prove her affection?

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>>17006103
This is the ideal Dark Mage body.

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>>17006097
If MAMONOMANA can make a guy into a squid or a giant spider I'm syure it can make a tail fluffier. Though I guess this means you could get strange stuff like fluffy sand worms.

[Anonymous No.]

I need my girls to have tails that are long, METERS long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006134
How would a Tanuki react to warm gentle cuddlesex and kissing I wonder? They're genetically predisposed to being sugar mamas so how would they react to their crush showering them with love and affection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006127
>seated anubis blowjobs
Boner stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006132
What's so bad about holding down a Ratatoskr and making her addicted to cuddles, kisses and the occasional rough violation?

[Anonymous No.]

Marry the hound!

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>>17006145
It's even the extra lewd kind where her heels are pressed against her ass.
If it turns you on she'll set up a mirror so you can watch her head bob from behind as her hair sways and her lips slide up and down your dick.

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>>17006137
It reaches a point where it can't be fluffier, but the fox fluffy limit is a bit higher than the tanuki.
Like, tanukis can make a planet out of mofu but foxes can make solar systems.

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>>17006155
I'd rather marry a smaller wan, like about Kobold sized. Don't let me stop you though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006134
I choose NINE nice big fluffy Inari tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006166
Would you want a shortstack Hellhound then? Or do you want a Kobold period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006156
How did you know about my mirror fetish?
That does sound perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006171
Maybe a normal werewolf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006153
This guy gets it. Cuddling a Ratatoskr after a rough, animalistic breeding session and feeling her ragged breathing and the frantically beating heart in her little chest slowly settle down while enjoying her fluffy bits is simply divine.

[Anonymous No.]

Sexy drunk oni

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>>17006192
You described just about every single oni.

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>>17006043
Totally agree
Not a squirrel btw

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>>17006177
That's not even getting into how she'll mount you reverse cowgirl style so you can practically see the moment you impregnate her as she bends backwards to give you an upside-down kiss.

>>17006180
Shortstack or just short and pear shaped?

[Anonymous No.]

How would a MG react if I said I didn't like blowjobs?

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>>17006186
That's why Ratatoskrs are great.
They are literally built for obscene amounts of full-body contact rough sex while they are panicking under you.
Plus, they can easily pass out on your chest so you can play with their ears and tail.

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>>17006214
Ask you when you're due to sprout your wings and spade tail.

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>>17006214
Oral rape.

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>>17006205
>That's not even getting into how she'll mount you reverse cowgirl style so you can practically see the moment you impregnate her as she bends backwards to give you an upside-down kiss.
This is lewd, this is too lewd. God help me if the portal opens I'm not responsible for what happens to the nearest anubis

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>>17006062
>Bottom of the totem pole
>An insult
>When the lowest carvings on the totem pole tended to be the most well-carved and decorated
>When vertical alignment and position didn't really mean anything to the Natives

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>>17006222
Kek

>>17006214
Well guess who's getting forced deep throat?

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>>17006214
She would probably question if you were a potential alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006205
Neither, just smaller than average.

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>>17006226
I have a feeling that if those portals ever opened, a lot of monstergirls would be at risk of being proactively dated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006228
>I cannot understand turns of phrase from the English language

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>>17006186
>>17006217
Us Ratatoskyr lovers, we got our priorities straight. These are the exact conclusions I've come to as well.
Imagine placing a hand over her breast and pressing in while you hold her against the wall and feeling her heart going at breakneck speeds as she realizes she's gripped too tight and is no longer in control of the situation.
Imagine her breath picking up and her struggling as you start to pull down her panties while licking her ear, the spasms of her twitching tail and her arms clawing at the wall for anything to get a hold of as she starts barely squeaking out 'w-wait!!!'
God, it's making my instinct to BREED go through the roof. I wanna FUCK that smug little squirrel bitch raw until it's pouring out of her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006233
>>17006222
What if you're just not a fan of it?

[Anonymous No.]

How would a monster girl feel if the guy she had a crush on alped before she could make her move? Or do they instinctively know if a guy might all and are inclined to go for someone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006134
Quantity doesn't beat quality, even an inari with a single tail is elegant and cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006018
>gets burned as heretics because the king need to pay off war loans
Fucking Middle Ages man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006244
The despair would be delicious.

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>>17006244
>plopped into MG world
>so excited you're crying with happiness
>run up to the nearest MG and say you're single
>they ignore you
>turns out you're a destined alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006247
Inari merge quality and quantity. That's why it takes them 100 years to get each new tail.
It's also why tail care can take an excessive amount of time at nine tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006240
I'd feel kind of bad jumping the poor girl but monster girls accept it deep down even if they might protest at first so it's not that bad.
I just want a cute brown schedule dog.

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>>17006252
But you're only "destined" to be an alp if you would never willingly fuck a girl.
Do you think before you post?

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>>17006242
I just want to hold one in suspended congress and thrust into her until her protest are little more than her slurring her words and tugging on my shirt's collar.
Then when it's all done and her hole is flowing with seed, I want her to look up at me and ashamedly say that she enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006252
>"I blame DeviantArt."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006244
Find another guy and take him with the Alp, basically the second guy gets a package deal of a regular monster girl +1 Alp for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006267
But the ancient texts identify you as the Arch Alp who will seduce the hero and give birth to next generation of Lilim!

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>>17006264
Well, as long as you only rape the one girl, I'm sure it's fine.
Plus, I'm sure she would be fine with it after the fact if was on her scheduled break. Unless you're some kind of degenerate who likes messing with the schedule.

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>>17006295
Not even the same guy but how exactly would the Ancient Texts have a prophecy about someone from a world those prophets don't even know exists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006295
Well they're pretty clearly mistaken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006240
>"Ah, a new world and new humans all ready for th- eh? Wait who are you? What are you doing? Wait! I'm the one who's supposed to be doing thiiii~ Ohhhh that's nice~"
>"I guess it'd be okay for you to take the lead just this once~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006304
They're really good prophets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004621
Canadians are weird!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006304
What monster girls would the Kill la Kill girls be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006298
>. Unless you're some kind of degenerate who likes messing with the schedule.
I'm not that cruel, I'd rape her but I have standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006327
Not sure of the specifics, but they'd all have great asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006323
Canadian monster girls are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006327
I can see ryuuko as a cursed sword

[Anonymous No.]

I know the size of the shoulder heads on the profile art is a sore point for some, but you gotta admit the chimaera has a really awesome and sexy body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004621
The only thing Canada should get is a nuclear strike or five.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006307
Rape is good sometimes.
>>17006332
At least you have the decency to take her body during her free time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006345
They just need a mass dark matter strike to get them to loosen up a notch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006344
I've always loved Chimaera, she's a strong blonde girl with multiple personalities that makes her a one girl harem. That's perfection in my books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006355
Best part is, if their profile is to be believed, they can have even more personalities.

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>>17006343
So
>Curse Sword
>Dragon
>Hobgoblin
>Siren
>A Bigger Dragon
>Cheshire Cat
>Anubis
Does that sound right? I'm sure you can piece together who's what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006355
Also she have scales, fur, paw, claws, fluffy ears, horns and a tail you can eventually fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVI7S6zKiBM

Satsuki - Valkyrie
Makoto - Hobgoblin/Ratatoskr
Ryuuko - Cursed Sword
Jakazure - Some kind of Lamia
Harime Nui - Ittan Momen
Kiryuuin Ragyou - A fusion between Ittan Momen and Kejorou
Omiko - SHARK PUSSY

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006347
Would you wait for the portals to open so you can sneak up on the Lilim leading the charge and rape her?
Keep in mind she'll probably want you to fuck her prone bone or doggystyle every night from then on.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17006361
The different combinations make for almost unlimited possibilities. I'm amazed people haven't talked more about different mash ups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006341
Moose are cute and fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>17003126
thx my dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006373
I'm more of a reptile or mammal monster girl person, but if she was unguarded for long enough, I would force her to give me tail job while splitting her like a log.

But only if she has a nice long and thick tail that tapers to a fine point.

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>>17006380
Every time someone posts this wolfu I get the desire to lightly thump her in the abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006392
She's a really pretty and stronk wolfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006327
>>17006367
The tennis captain would be a mereshark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006382
I have the feeling that people stick to the default Chimaera to prevent some donutsteel shenanigans, but yeah, maybe some variations would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006385
Moose girls are rude and annoying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h1XlsskYmY

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006403
>Worrying about audience opinion when it comes to Donut steels

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006422
There is some truth to that.

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>>17006403
That's probably the case.
I still want one that has the wings of a Demon, the arms of a Jinko, the tail of a Jabberwock and the legs of a Cait Sith.

That way I get one caring personality that spoils me, a calm personality, a lewd one and the himedere of a cait sith without the shit that comes with a furry upper body/face.

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>>17006403
Its also unclear just what may count as other "dark beasts" that a chimaera could consist of. Perhaps I'm just not imaginative enough, but I'd like a template of other possibilities to be listed.

But yeah, given the profile chimaera is the standard, one will always have to deal with how any of the other forms are "special snowflakes" in a sense.

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>>17006422
I fucking love my donuts.

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>>17006442
Unless you're being obnoxious about it I don't see a reason to spurn Chimeras that are different from the D&D version KC envisioned. Unfortunately, Lilims have become obnoxious because almost everybody who wants attention makes one.

That stupid 7 Sins shitpost image doesn't help either.

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>>17006501
>That stupid 7 Sins shitpost image doesn't help either.
Blame chowder and his desire to push lani as a thing. Even kawaii penis is more legit than a candy dimension lilim who feuds with thread canon wurms.

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>>17006474
Somebody should pass a law to make the siths wear bags over their heads.

Anyways, that sounds neat. Though the demon and jabberwock might collude to cause lewd situations.
>>17006486
You could probably just take biblical demons and imagine from there. The Bible has all sorts of crazy shit.
At least the profile chimaera has a pretty nice design, if you ignore the shoulders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006486
Lava Golem, Living Armor, Dragon, and Salamander.

Oh yes, we're going there.

[Anonymous No.]

Shortstacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006530
should throw themselves off a cliff

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006530
Sturm-dono a cute!
Gonna cuddle her while she tsuns and grope those titties!
Gonna find some way to make them bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006534
Anon she might not be able to walk anymore if they get any bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006543
She's strong!
I would make that sacrifice for her.
Would gladly be the designated breast carrier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006513
>Biblical Angels
>TFW eldritch abomination tier Angel telling Anon to be not afraid, and that she is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006548
She better not hear you say it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006513
>Anyways, that sounds neat. Though the demon and jabberwock might collude to cause lewd situations.
I bet they would, then the himedere personality of the sith would come out and be confused that she's bent over with a spreader bar holding her legs apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006551
>get Seraphim waifu
>be the first person to ever see her face
>when she cums, trumpets start blaring everywhere and reality around you falls apart a little

This is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006556
Before, after, or during where that happens?
Because I may not be able to stop myself from looking at her when she pouts down at her bust as it threatens to snap her bra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006563
You're getting stabbed Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006557
That's quite lewd and she can't even fight out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006568
Just gotta survive till they get in they get big enough to get in the way of her swings.
Also gotta learn to dodge just so I can call her cute while doing so

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006562
>>17006562

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006570
>"unnyad me his instant you fool, I don't know what the others have done but you won't get away with this!"
>an hour later she's praying the other personalities don't come out because she's enjoying things too much
>the next time the demon is in control she ufufus and asks for details

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006579
Angels literally seem like the Order's only saving grace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006501
Cursed swords that absorb Dragonia's local demonic energy begin to sprout Dragon characteristics. Would you buy one from this totally trustworthy merchant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006576
Well, good luck Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006599
Didn't meant to quote that, whoops

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006601
Thank you, I'll need it.
Gonna keep it up till she's red in the face from embarrassment and effort, right up till the moment she stops stabbing and just tries to pin me with her chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006581
That's too much for the refined himedere personality.
How can she ever look at herself in the mirror for enjoying being used?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006596
Darn right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006609
Excellent.
>>17006620
I want a pure Valkyrie with a lewd body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006626
>Pinned by an ultra chesty tsun cow's bust while she blushes.

Is there anything greater in life?

Especially when it leads to paizuri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006626
Valkyries that don't know how hot they are to men are always a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006631
Her admitting you're not the worst person in the world.
>>17006642
And erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006614
She tries to pass it off as one of the other personalities and gets mad when no one involved believes her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006646
Right before hefting those massive mammaries and giving you a noisy blowjob and titjob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006655
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006596
shame that image is shitty headcanon and fails to capture the point of angels entirely

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006653
That sounds adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006656
So she goes, working your shaft with her chest pillows, sucking and slurping till you shoot into her mouth, getting a little squeak of surprise before she swallows it and says that it doesn't taste as bad as she thought it would, moving back just enough so that you can watch her pull down her panties so you can bone her while she uses her chest for support?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006663
It's amazing how cute the himedere personality of a cait sith can be when it's not attached to a furry. She would get lots of hugs as an apology that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006660
Aren't angels just usually messengers or forces of mass destruction combined with very bizarre appearances?
Like that one angel that was just an eye on a wheel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006018
> not just provoking her into giving up on winning fairly
> not watching the mofu mobsters burn down your store
> not laughing your ass off all the way to the bank to collect your insurance funds
> "Y-yes, mister anon... indeed you did pay a premium in the very specific event of fluffy gang related arson... I'm gonna have to call my manager."
It's like you wanted to put up with that Tanuki's crap from the start, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006668
Literally, if a Cait Sith had a different head, people would actually discuss it and it's personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006676
Didn't you hang for tax evasion, Al?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006599
>Tanuki trying to trick men into buying Cursed Swords
>Tell her you'll buy her entire stock
>She doesn't quite know how to respond
>Sure, she's trying to bait people into buying these terrors, but one guy buying all of them at once?
>Insist, slamming the money down on the counter
>She relents
>Years later, stories tell of a man who roams the countryside, controlling a band of vicious berserkers as their warchief
>Every time he raids a town, he only takes a moderate sum of money and a single maiden
>Curiously enough, the number of his war party seems to increase by one at every raid

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006672
The entire reason why angels are known to quote "Do not fear" is because their appearance is so alien to humanity that it would mindbreak them, or come close to it. By making them some kind of set form like that one image implies destroys the hundreds of possibilities of form and nature for them.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like it's time to oil up

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006717
>>17006717
The weirdness of angels is actually why I find them so interesting. Yeah, cute girls with bird wings are hot, but think of all the insane forms they could take.
I mean, people are crazy enough to want to bone abominations, why not angelic "abominations"?

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn be a suitable mastah

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006763
I know how to do kiki work.

>you will never be the butler for a nice mastah

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006775
Anon please don't alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006763
I'm sure a shoggoth or kiki would be happy to kidnap and gently but firmly groom you into a suitable master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006730
>she asks for an oil rub
>sudden breeze knocks you on top of her
>somehow stuck between her huge ass
>"if only there was some way to melt the ice"
won't fool me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006763
I'd rather have frustrated Austrian or French Kiki fussing over my poor manners and take advantage of her while she's smoking and drinking her frustrations away than be a suitable mastah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006730
https://youtu.be/OPSCjnwD3gc

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006782
I would look amazing in a maid outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006763
By monstergirl standards, taking in a loli kikimora as your maid/adopteru and using her for sexual service makes you a model mastah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006784
>Shoggoth kidnapping an Anon
>Completely mute as he's befuddled about his capture at the hands of a spooky slime-maid
>Asks her why she's doing this, her eyes glowing as she does a sort of Yandere Trance pose
"It's the elder sister's job to make sure her little brother becomes a man worthy of courtship and service~"

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki hard at work

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006816
The real good stuff is taking in a loli maidopteru and only being discreetly suggestive to her until she's older. Then when you finally come on to her all of her pent up desire comes out at once in a passionate, steamy and trashy-romance-novel tier sex fling that turns into an awkward yet very lewd multiple level relationship afterward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006823
>Sister
It's shit. She should call him master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006816
Joke's on my kiki adopteru, I'm going to give her the first push to maidhood and after she grows she'll head off to find a nice mastah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006827
I was expecting the drawing of a Kiki masturbating with a table.
This was even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006827
That man has the right idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006785
>"sudden" breeze
She manipulates snow, that breeze was her knocking you into her snowy mounds that she wants you to shovel if you catch her drift

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006827
This gives me the idea to tell a Kiki to clean above a mirror in her underwear, only for it to be one of those one-sided window-mirrors with me on the other side.
Sweaty maids pressing against glass is top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006784
Upon further consideration, automaton is best for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006816
I'd be a terrible mastah to a loli Kiki, constantly impeding her in performing her duties as a maid just so I could fondle those ears and tail along with other bits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006832
>Not understanding that Shoggoths are literally the onee-san of humanity
Both them and humans were created by the Elder Things in the Cthulhu mythos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006827
>"Ohh, oooh! Silly master, bad master! Letting the shelves get this dirty, oh what a fuss I'll make to him, and misplacing my outfit as well! Such a silly, silly master..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006850
You I like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006827
That's not a proper dress. She should stop and get a proper full one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006868
It's being cleaned in the laundry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006827
I understand exactly why that guy is making that face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006827
She'd look nice with the knee-fluff Barb draws her with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006871
The she should wait rather then strut around like a harlot in her underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006875
I don't have the heart to tell a kiki not to clean. That's just cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006887
She just has to wait a few hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006827
Making maids work wearing nothing but elaborate lingerie is good.

>>17006829
>making her wait
>making you wait
>trashy fling instead of mastah sexually bossing pure inexperienced maid around, but also doing it gently and teaching because she's also somewhat/uncertainly adopted daughteru (even though neither of you fully admit that part) in addition to maid and lover
>making it boring by removing layers from a complex but heartfelt relationship
>good stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006895
That's a punishment to her. Poor kiki will go stir crazy and wonder what she did to deserve this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006895
Dear god you're a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006910
How does a Kiki react to having her bare body molested by her perverse mastah's eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006918
It's just a little bit. Better then walking around in her undies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006924
Satisfaction? A Kiki's body is supposed to be pleasing to both the sight and touch of her mastah.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get mercilessly bullied by all types of monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006933
I wish fags like you would get bullied by something like a monoeye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006931
Well, a sexually overt Kiki that tries to get a reaction from her mastah by acting indecently at random times actually sounds quite great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17003145
That sounds tasty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006940
Sexual maids get punished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006940
Or oiling up her plump buttocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006933
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006948
A long evening of spanking is what she would get if she acted indecently without permission or accidentally does something slightly too lewd in front of company.
Of course, punishment might end up becoming a reward.
>>17006950
Oiling up a Kiki's buttocks means only a few things.

[Anonymous No.]

Lilims are pretty cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006966
Then we move onto the dildo treatment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006939
Don't laugh. Monoeye bully gangs are no joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006970
Donutsteelims have gone too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006978
I was about to escalate too much and just say "buttplugs", but I wouldn't want to accidentally break a Kiki that fast.

Why am I thinking so hard about punishing a Kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006970
That poor poor tail. It's anemic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006995
>Monoeye bully gangs

This sounds like the most harmless bullying ever. What do they do, stare at you with their big dumb eyes to make you feel self conscious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006970
Terrible haircut, tail not nearly thicc enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006970
isn't that part of a story that was posted here recently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006970
Wow, she looks like SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006997
Maybe it's having your kiki show you too much skin so you order her to your room? Then making her take a cold shower to calm herself as you tell her that she's acting like a tawdry seductress instead of a prim servant? Pulling her panties to the side as you reprimand her for being not controlling her baser desires as you slid the dildo inside of her? Maastruabtig her to orgasm, only to clamp a had over her mouth as she squeaks out a "mastah" and remind her that lewd thoughts about you are forbidden? Having her lithe body squirm in your grasp when she orgasms? Making her cum again and again until she's satisfied and won't be thinking uncouth thoughts for some time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006996
>Donutsteelims
That's hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006939
I mean, true monoeyes seem a bit kuudere to do the whole bully shitck, but I guess.
>>17006959
Because its hot thats why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007009
Something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

What is it about doll joints that's so good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006970
Thats a cute alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007037
>Maastruabtig
Oh my. and yet you spelled "lithe" and "uncouth" right

Anyways, yes, the idea of punishing a Kiki for not acting like a wholesome maid is great. The inevitable day where I would have to take her virginity properly due to her body maturing greatly is one that makes me diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007051
The fact that they are just asking to be clogged with hot glue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007063
>Oh ho ho, this plebeian doesn't know about maastruabtig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007067
Is it some kind of sport?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007065
I want to hot glue a doll's anus shut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007074
Make sure to clean the doll.
Only nightmares come from not doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007073
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007083
Unless it involves some kind of contest of testing a Kiki's ability to moan while having her holes played with, I'm not listening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007089
forgot to put "not moan"

[Anonymous No.]

To the anon who keeps talking about loli monstergirls/daughterus and nipple play: this is all your fault.

Here's 4k words of Kobold daughteru nipple play.
https://pastebin.com/pM8my1C3

No, this does not mean I am back to writing again. I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007100
Looks like I'm staying up late tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007100
Ho-lee shiiiiit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004683
She's a doppelganger and you'll never know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007037
I'm torn.

I like the gagging of the mouth, but the sound of her squealing does more to me than even the lewdest of outfits or poses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007100
>Writing smut about a child
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007100
Been a looong, looong time boyo. Long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007100
It's a christmas miracle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007100

Welcome back to writing. You're ours forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007121
Just gag her when it sounds like she's going to say your name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007009
They blackmail boys into doing indecent things, and use that to blackmail them further.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007122

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007211

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007100
>ctrl+f cunny
>0 results

>ctrl+f cummies
>0 results

am disappoint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007223
Die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007223
Good. KDF has taste, or at least decency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007216
If only.

[Anonymous No.]

I love fujoshis!
Zombies, Jiangshis, Liches, Ochimushas, and Wights all deserve tender love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007233
Oh wait you're being serious. Let me laugh even harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007254
That's a pretty literal use of the word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007239
W-what does she want? What does that writing say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007266
I think it says "eye hate you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007239
There are so many things about this image I didn't realize until just now.
Her breasts are cracking the glass, she appears to not be wearing her robe.
And "Eye Have You" is "Ai Have You"
Which in context is probably the kun reading of 藍.
What a scary fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007239
I see murder in her eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007270
Oh derp. The title literally is 『藍ｈａｖｅｙｏｕ』on the pixiv page.
I could have just looked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007198
Is this an excerpt of something larger or all there is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007266
Here, have a mirrored version
http://i.imgur.com/zEMm7Gi.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007266
She wants dude anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007277
That's not murder.
It's rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007327
It scares me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007334
Then close your eyes. You don't need them open for her to rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>be squire to a valkyrie sent to raise you into a hero
>she's so beautiful that you can't help but masturbate to her every night after you've made sure she's fallen asleep
>one night you wake up to find her straddling your waist
>"Anon, you've been pleasuring yourself, haven't you. That's very unbecoming of a future hero...If you really can't help it, then at least release your semen inside of me. After all, being the hero is very dangerous. You should leave behind a successor just in case. Lots of successors~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007266
>>17007268
It's actually "Eye have you".
Would've made more sense with Cirno, considering that random-ass "Eye".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007340
But I don't want to be raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007353
That's the spirit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007357
I don't want to play along, the rape game is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007345
Unf. Now that is a good valkyrie performing her sacred duties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007366
You're a natural anon! Now say that you're scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007383
I want to go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007307
Cool.
>>17007325
She doesn't look near thick enough to be his Ran, though maybe that's why she wants to find him.
>>17007350
But she's on the other side of a window thing so she doesn't actually have me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007389
You are home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007394
>But she's on the other side of a window thing so she doesn't actually have me.

Said window is about half a second away from shattering. You're as good as hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007395
A damp cave with a baby crazy fox is not home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007398
So should I start running now or take my pants off so they don't get shredded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007399
Silly anon, home is where the heart is. Her heart just wants to swallow you up inside her and never let you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007405
anon, that's dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007404
Flee, screaming. Flee until your feet catch fire and your lungs shrivel into pork rinds. Flee until your eyes burst from their sockets and the sweat dripping from your pores is replaced by blood. Flee until at long last your heart stops, and in your final breath, warn those who might also catch her fancy of her approach.

Someday they will name a great footrace in honor of your deed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007411
Did I say heart? I think I confused it with something else.
Is that fluffy fur or squishy tentacles?
or both some how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007405
She could stay with me so long as she calms down a bit, but no way in hell would we be living in a cave.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007421
That's both.
That's also a vore doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007432
Cute bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007432
Do more

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007432
I want to touch the Panda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007415
I don't know man, for me that'd be pretty quick so she'd easily be able to catch me, I think I'd rather stand my ground and sacrifice myself to her now so nobody else has to know the fear of her interest.
>>17007432
That is the only acceptable answer to a big pair of tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007432
Cute and cuddly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007444
Do not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007432
I want to pomf into an Ushi's chest and see what happens!

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please prepare for the start of summer with some newly awoken girls.

Those big, buff bumble bee girls are going to show you that insects can have mofu too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007461
You can't stop me.

>>17007470
Bees scare me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007478
Why not a nice hornet instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007470

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007478
Please, those bumble bee girls make look like big, buff thugs but they're really muscled softies that will protect the shit out of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>you're the master of a kiki maid and ochimusha bodyguard
>neither of them can confess their feelings for you, so they team up to seduce you
>the ochimusha's new sword technique "just happens" to backfire and shred both their clothes, giving you a good look at their sizable assests
>kiki "accidentally" did the laundry wrong and now their uniforms have shrunk, forcing them to wear these skin-tight clothes that dig into their curves until replacements arrive
>ochi has taken up writing haikus, but they're all about the benefits of fucking one's servants
>kiki cooks very phallic looking food for them to eat in front of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007483
Yes Nick, the bees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007432
>Ren Xiongmao: "I don't mind this, but I was kind of expecting more of a challenge."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007482
Those scare me even more!

>>17007484
But normal bees always try to land on my face or fly into my ears so the thought of what bee girls would try to do scares me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007432
I love diplomacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007488
The unbeatable duo! The sultry seductive servants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007498
They'll be gentle anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007488
Cute.
Would kindly tell them that I'd be happy to bed the two of them if they just speak up.

If not, we can start sharing a bed till then.

>>17007498
Oh?
Is it really so frightening that they'd snuggle up to you and press you into their neck mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007498
>fly into my ears
>honey bee asmr is just the gentle hum of her wings beating

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007432
I could stand for a bit more smug but very nice all the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007488
>Are you two okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007488
I want it, I need it, but I wanna see just how far they'll go cause its turnin me on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007510
Yes, it would. Their buzzing would make me feel uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007521
They don't need to buzz.
They can simply coo and nip your ears lightly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007514
>"What makes you say that, Aruji-dono?"
>your ochi is vigorously polishing her katana

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007524
But they're bees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007517
>Kiki adds holst milk to their diets so their already ample busts become more noticable.
>Ochi starts heavy lifting so that you can see her rock hard abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007531
Big, buff, cuddly bees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007531
With big meaty stingers

[Anonymous No.]

Today on "little details I hadn't noticed before."

KC's blue onis have little fangs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007526
>I dunno, you just seem distracted lately. Are you sure you're well? If you've come down with something, I can take care of things for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007534
>Kiki starts oiling herself up every morning so her whole body is slippery and glistening
>randomly makes poses like so when bending over to inspect lower areas, all while in a very tight french too-small maid outfit
>Ochi starts giving 'body inspections' to check for 'enemy spying or assassination devices' on her lord by feeling him all over
>She does this in nothing but a sarashi after a heavy workout

[Anonymous No.]

So, asking for a friend here, what happens if I walk into monster territory and start to pleasure myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007544
>>17007554
But they're bees!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007555

All the better to eat you with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007560
such good girls.
Although that kiki needs to make sure she has a rear to go with that skirt.

The ochi needs some pretty good muscle definition too.

Would happily impregnate the lot of them.


>>17007568
Cuddly bees!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007555
Oni without fangs are like foxes without fluff.
Just shouldn't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007565
Every MG office worker would be in a pencil skirt or form fitting pants without panties, unless they happened to think pantylines would give them a stronger advantage.
And every single one of them would be bending over all the time and unconsciously wiggling.
Glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007566
A monster thouches you and sex follows. It's pretty common knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007594
Its a damn good life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007584
I disagree slightly in that I think glasses are the most important element to any MG. All of them. Glasses, all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007565
>at the end of each day, they get together a make a record of all the things that got a rise out of you
> they're slowly getting closer to their beloved master fucking their brains out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007612
>Ochimusha alone in her room, incense lit that reminds her of your cologne, makes a ceremony out of masturbating to you, touching herself in a dimly lit room by candlelight, softly moaning and reverently building up to a blissful climax
>Kiki meanwhile is in her own room, eyes closed and bent over her bed, roleplaying as if her master is actually there, saying he's so naughty for taking advantage of her while absolutely stuffing herself with a large dildo, crying at the thought of finally getting master's dick
>he can hear both of them making a ruckus from his room

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007345
I want to fill a Valkyrie with my babies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007100
The prodigal degenerate returns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007629
I can only imagine the intense amount of both hard and soft that will cascade over master when he finally gives in to their temptations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007596
Yeah but I mean like in the middle of the forest. Do they stop to watch or just walk up offering to help out?

[Anonymous No.]

>'What did you used to watch as a kid, Papa?'
What movies/shows would you watch with your daughteru to make sure she grows up to be a good girl?

>tfw the only platonic daughter bonding pics you have are from something the thread hates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007725

Life is like a hurricane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007727
Holy shit I can hear it in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007327

If Ran 'raped' me, I'd be the happiest man to ever exist. There aren't even words to properly articulate this feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007725
Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis, they're both timeless classics (SG-1 being the better though).
We can skip Universe

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ieii1qGXETo
>You'll never get to share your childhood with your daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007765
SG-1 was da shit, muh nigga. I tuned into that shit every morning even without cable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007725
Outside of studio Ghibli movies for soul nourishment, we'll spend all of our time outside in the wilderness as all wolfus should be. I might let her watch Spice and Wolf when she's old enough for a boyfriend, but she's not allowed to have one until she learns krav maga and/or gunplay. She must also defeat her mother in single combat.

I always keep both seasons of Twin Peaks on my phone though, so whatever happens happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007100
Fuck it, I think I'm a daughteru dicker now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007725
I wouldn't try to parent my daughteru through movies and TV anon, but I would try to direct her interest to the classics like DBZ and Pokemon. As for movies, those would be a big family hobby so we would all watch a lot of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007803
Of course you don't let TV raise your kids, anon. You treat it like you would a movie: bonding time with your daughter over a shared interest.
>Sitting her down in your lap
>Pulling up your old favorites on TV
>The cheesy music and overblown intro starts up
>You can't help but laugh at how bad some of it was
>Your daughter is absolutely mesmerized, though
>She asks you all sorts of questions about it that you happily answer
>Eventually she's shouting the hammy catchphrases along with the show and acting out some parts, just like you did when you were her age

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007815
That males a little more sense anon, yes. That would be a really nice time, especially if it's lap time with my daughteru. Bonus points if my waifu is cuddled up next to me too, that'd be really comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007818
makes*

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that daughterus are naturally very lewd and it takes lots of inner strength not to dick them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007835
Since when was not being an incestuous degenerate considered 'inner strength'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007843
Since monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007835
Oh no.
Look at how difficult it is for me to not go subhuman cucking haremfaggot.
Woe is me who falls unto the darkness of my dreary mind.
Whatever shall I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007851
>>17007843
Don't try to reason with KDF's defense force. They're pedos just like he is and will say anything to try and justify it.

[Anonymous No.]

>it's the bait force vs the defense force again
All of you faggots please fucking leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007856
>>17007861
I literally didn't even think of KDF at any point until you faggots just HAD to shove him into this.
Seriously. Every fucking time with you people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007866
>KDF posts shitty smut
>People reply to it
>HURR I DUNNO HOW THIS CAME UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007861
It's okay, I'm going to post MGs with glasses until they all learn to love again.

[Anonymous No.]

Do himedere Dragons own a 'gold room'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GmqxtsDeW8

[Anonymous No.]

Pouty smiles are nice. Dark elves are also nice. Can't forget about white hair.. Beauty marks, too, those are good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007873
I forgot there were so many falvours of kikimora. Maid is old and busted, business Kiki is the new hotness. KGB Kombat kiki is an acceptable compromise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007873
You seem to be implying that a pair of glasses wasn't already a turn-on for me, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007888
I'm glad to see there is still hope for civilization.

Pardon me while I open an old wound.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007894
Looking at that spot on her boob, it was really hard to tell if it was sweat or a nipple for a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007894
If I get her all wet will she melt like cotton candy too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007892
Manticores struck me as the type who would hate to wear glasses, but if it works it works. Still looks great.

>>17007894
It took me like a full three minutes of struggling to figure out that it wasn't some newfangled cotton candy monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007912
I want Manticores to bully me with their big, fat tailpussies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007912
Imagine the first monstergirl to be given corrective glasses. That'd be adorable. Especially if it was a powerful girl like a Hellhound or a Dragon. Or even one of the Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

There are a lot of Tanukis with glasses, so I might have to pace myself here. Don't want to burn all of the image slots on nook.

>>17007921
Is there such a thing as consensual bullying? Or maybe just sensual?

>>17007923
Glasses are adorable in any context, that's the key. Badly needed glasses have the added benefit of giving them blindness moe without any of the inherent guilt of perving on a fully blind girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007923
The dumb laws of mana would rule that no monster would need them since it would heal them. Glasses would be purely cosmetic, for the sake of fashion or fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007921
Do you want a bunch of big busty Manticores to drag you into the back of a van and rape you with their fat drooling tailpussies for TAILED.com?
Do you want them to make you their boytoy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007835
I like to imagine this is an actual thing in my fantasy and is just another step to overcome being a father of an MG daughteru

But I don't have any qualms against the anons who do partake in that step. Its actually kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007100
It's a lovely story!

But the first line had me in tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007939
How is it a fetish if the only thing is stimulates is my heart?

Glasses are great because they do this cute thing to bangs that rearranges them and makes facial features like freckles more pronounced, while also making the eyes appear larger and more sparkly. They also lend themselves to cute hairstyles that force shy girls to show off their blushing cheeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007796
What the fuck I love daughteru dicking now

Im on board with you

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that daughterus will only desire the daddy dick if you don't let them get out enough.
t. KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007835
>>17007866
Go back to tumblr or monoruses discord, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007921
Going back to that pressing up against the glass talk earlier, a manticore splaying the inside of her tail up against a window to give you a private show sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007940
I don't know why hardcore role reversal turns me on with the TAILPUSSY.com idea

>ywn have a manticore flop her HUGE, PULSING, DROOLING, FAT tail pussy on your face and ask you to tell her how big it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007965
so Tumblr's preferred daddy kink fetish is acceptable here?

[Anonymous No.]

I honestly pity the men that had to live in a world without glasses. Both for practical and aesthetic reasons. I wouldn't know what to do with myself if there were no girls with glasses, or if people couldn't read stories.

Only a truly skilled artist can capture what glasses do to hearts as feeble as mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007974
That had nothing to do with my statement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007965
Considering you're the strongest figure and the man she's put most love and trust into during her upbringing. Yeah that is true.

So remember anons, want to avoid dicking the daughteru? Let her go outside to play with that cute shota next door!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007970
How has this NOT been drawn yet?!
>>17007972
Be careful what you wish for, anon.
I know someone here has to have that one drawing with the unreasonably large tail.

[Anonymous No.]

Now i'm personally a big believer of the thick-rimmed black glasses popularized my music icons such as buddy holly and elvis costello, but there is certainly a place for the very subtle, graceful style of rimless glasses, particularly round ones like in the attached image. Very tasteful, very elegant. Rather than complimenting the face, they try to blend in as a more subtle accentuation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007950
>your daughteru will never tell you that her nipples need you
Fucking kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007938

Mamizou is the only coon that matters, though. I want her and Ran to fight over me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007990
How many pumps can you withstand?

We'll soon find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008002
>ywn sit your daughteru in your lap and gently play with her sensitive nipples calling for their daddies touch

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007999
I'm more of a squared half-rims guy myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008013
Fuckin KDF, till today I didn't realize how much his interests speak to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Not to say, of course, that purely ornamental glasses are without value. Having a thin, unbroken line across the face gives the impression of symmetry, and the contrast to the skin helps to downplay any blemishes or imperfections that might persist. The thin glasses seated at the end of the nose are also very versatile, implying both a gentle, delicate need for just a little more care in daily tasks, but also for the visual effect of appearing to be looking down, implying dominance. A highly customizable look that doesn't necessarily have sight problems as a prerequisite.

>>17008016
Oh, we will get there my friend. I promise you that. It's all part of the journey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008020
Same. About 3 months ago, I never thought I'd be ok with dicking the daughteru if she wanted it. Now look at me.

I yearn to play with her nipples!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008020
>>17008025
>ywn tickle your daughter's nipply-wipplies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008027
Why even live?

>ywn gently suckle on her small developing breasts while she feels so safe in the hands of the man she trusts most

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008007
There's no way that things natty...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008007
I bet you can literally hear it throbbing and squelching hungrily for cock from across the room

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008031
eew

[Anonymous No.]

Half rims represent not only a beautiful compromise between form and function, but they also carry the significance of a gradual shift in world culture. in recent years the stigma against those who wear glasses, the 'four eyes' phenomenon, has rightfully melted away. With daily life no longer requiring as much physically demanding or dynamic action, having below average vision has ceased to be a barrier between one and one's regular business. With the tasteful fusion of sturdy, reliable frames as well as the fine lenses that leave more of the face exposed, glasses are rapidly becoming as much a fashion statemeny as they are a necessary utility. The open top of the rim serves almost to emphasize the beauty of the wearer, and coyly invite you to take a closer look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008034
Ew?! That's hot as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008036
>glasses
>sweater dress

Is there actually a more perfect combo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008034
Anon I'm not going to lie to you. It's giving me a fear boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008029
You'll make her a nipple slut like that. One day you're gonna walk in on the poor little thing sprawled out naked on her bed and desperately groping at her flat chest. Is that really what you want?

[Anonymous No.]

I believe that the adjacent example of thin, angular frames being used to bring out similarly thin, angular, and sultry eye shape speaks for itself. The cold, fierce, almost predatory eyes that perceive their prey, accompanied by the inviting, vulnerable, and ever so subtly coy glasses is a true work of art.

>>17008039
If there is, I have yet to find it. Though wearing ill-fitted glasses and a very large, open, button-up shirt (clearly pilfered from a lover) with only white panties underneath gives a it a run for its money.

[Anonymous No.]

So I bought a snek velcro patch, but it's pretty long, is it possible for a snek to be too long?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008057
I mean, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

At this juncture I would encourage those attending the lecture to observe the adjacent image and draw their own observations. Please, tell us about what conclusions you can draw from the subject by their use of glasses and how it works in tandem with her hair and outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008064
Speak english you stupid Smartcow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008064
she gots em big titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008048
That definitely is lewd attire

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007974
One, that's not what he was talking about.
Two, No. Fuck no, that shit ruined the term "daddy" for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008047
Yes

I have a duty to carry out! And that's to touch her nipples!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008070
This is correct.

>>17008072
As is this.

>>17008069
I wholeheartedly refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008030
>Anon 'auditions' for TAILED.com
>Shows up for filming
>His manticore partner walks onto the set
>With an audible woosh, her tail swings around into his lap
>It's absolutely massive. The shaft is almost as thick as her waist, and the bulb looks like it could swallow a watermelon
>The mouth is drooling, its folds gently undulating, revealing solid walls of thick, squelching muscle within
>Anon breaks out into a cold sweat
>Before he can stop himself he utters 'There's no way that's real...'
>The manticore just shoots a smug grin at him
>Before Anon can react, she's ripped off his pants and pinned him to the couch
>His entire waist is engulfed in the massive tail
>His entire midsection is slathered in her juices as the massive appendage milks him
>Powerful muscles squeeze and ripple around his cock like a hot, moist vice
>Her muscle control is so precise, she can apply pressure in specific locations and even fondle his balls
>On the outside, the huge head undulates as it drains load after load with an audible slurp
>Anon's face is completely glazed over, lost in the bliss of this massive tail
>All he can do is hold onto the bulb for dear life, occasionally trying to thrust even deeper in
>After what seems like an eternity, the manticore finally releases him
>There's an audible pop as the tail's vacuum-like suction is finally broken
>Anon is lying in a heap on the couch, soiled with secretions fro the waist down
>The manticore leans down into him, chuckling to herself
>'Still think it can't be real, Anon?'
>He can't do anything but hazily mumble in response
>'Hehehe. I thought you'd change your mind.'
>She gives him a little peck on the cheek before standing up
>'Since you seemed to enjoy it so much, how about I give you a little more, hmm?'
>Se reaches to her tail and slowly pulls out one of the massive barbs
>It's the length of a pencil with the girth of your thumb, venom dripping of in bright, viscous ropes
>'Time for Round Two, sweetie. This time, I might just play seriously.~'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008064
Sensei has a need to breed.

[Anonymous No.]

And now for the final task for the semester: determine the optimal style of glasses for a subject possessed of impeccable fashion sense. See figure 1, attached.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008103
Mega Manticore barbs are probably potent enough to keep a man going for a full week with one dose. And since they drip so much venom it can probably be taken orally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007100
Every time I think you couldn't possibly become a bigger and sadder waste of potential, you just keep surprising me, Quicksilver.

Tell Janie I said hi.

[Anonymous No.]

Smug manticores tying cherry stems with only their tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008130
>Smug Manticores waving around their thick drooling tailpussies while licking their lips.
>Smug Minotaurs squeezing their tits together.
>Smug Ogres and Oni flexing and showing off their tight muscles.
>Smug Cheshires sending ripples through their plump asses with loud smacks.
>Smug Slimes using their hair tendrils to drain entire gallon jugs of water.
Being the "volunteer" lead role in Poor Little Human Boy would be scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>Limb Legion got animated
MUH

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008139
Scary, but my dick would be hard enough to cut diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008145
And that's before the other half of the girls show up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008140
You missed the talk last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008118
White Horn with glasses make perfect inn keepers
I'd get lost in the snowy mountain during a blizzard just to spend a few days with her

To answer your question, a light frame pair of red glasses with rectangle lens would suit her best

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008169
So much this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008169
>Anon, this is the third time this month you've gotten yourself stranded here

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008149
It's GARBAGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008103
I shouldn't find being sullied by a Manticore this hot.

[Anonymous No.]

That spider fucking image the other day? It looks like it's going to be an entire doujin, this is titled page 1.
What a time to love Atlach-Nacha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008291
Holy shit really?

I can't fucking wait!

[Anonymous No.]

Hey you. Yes, you.
You awaken in the middle of the night to find your wife teaching your daughter how to give handjobs and blowjobs, using your dick. How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008300
Well I say entire doujin but it's probably going to be 5 pages, most his other stuff on pixiv is.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62858720

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008291
Dirty spider loving lolicons, when will they learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008212
You have to act innocent and pure that way she truly believes that you're just a clumsy man who gets lost way too easily

Make sure not to blush when she flashes a warm smile at you or she might think that you are sick and begin to nurse you

>>17008250
Manticores are scary
Something is wrong with you if you find them attractive
There is no worst fate than becoming a tailpussy addict who can't get it up unless a spike is planted in his thigh

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008309
I'm all excited now! I can't wait for more pages.

They deserve love

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008306
Wonder why she's over in the corner of the room shaking her hand up and down to show my daughterus the perfect rhythm

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008321
You know what else you should be excited for?
>クロスはちからをためためている
There's a new girl on the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008313
I'm not addicted to tailpussies, I can stop any time I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008328
This week is a good week

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008330
>implying she'd let you stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008291
Great news
I hope we'll get at least one ass shot

From the looks of it we're getting a raw representation of her profile
So basically
>Lolicon adventurer gets lured in her cave
>Lolidom happens and he gets bitten
>Role reversal once the venom kicks in
>Spider form sex
It will definitely fit in 5 pictures, though I wish he'd dedicate at least 3 of them to lolidom

>>17008312
You can't reason with them
When a man has stepped so low that he wishes with every fiber of his being for a spider to sexually dominate him, he is long long gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008306
Mondays is for drinking to the seldom seen kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008388
This is gonna be good. I love Atlach Nachas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008388
I don't particularly want to be dominated, I just want to tenderly love a chaos spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008388
I hope it goes like you said, that way there's a page to fap to in every sort of mood.

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>>17008330
That's what they all say before they apply to TAILED

>>17008425
Same
I wonder if she will straight up cuss at him or if she will insult him in a more innocent manner
I don't like spiders using cuss words, that takes away from their nobility

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008437
>implying there aren't people who go on there with the intent of losing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008437
There's nothing wrong with shooting some flicks with TAILED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008437
Yeah, I'd prefer much more meaningful and insulting words that aren't just "fuck you".

Still I'll love it either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008331
Shit week and so are you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008454
It's the most shameful act any man can do
Hell, the moment you sit in their couch you're no longer a man
You become a frail human boy, a slut for tailpussy

>>17008461
I hope she cuts in deep and expose that poor adventurer as the filthy degenerate lolicon he is
That poor guy probably comes from a religious Order city where sex and especially monsters are frowned upon yet he still showed up in her cave subconsciously giving away his body and mind to one the monsters he was taught to despise all his life

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008488
Sorry anon

>>17008500
This is just another reason why I love Atlach Nachas. The corruption.

Poor adventurer coming to terms with his love for little spider girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008500
>It's the most shameful act any man can do
Rude. It's only a one time thing anyway. Just a little tailpussy action, doesn't mean I'll go straight to doing double venom dose multiple tailpussy scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008500
>You become a frail human boy, a slut for tailpussy

I'd give anything for this.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do unspeakable things with this panda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008525
You will be begging to film extras and get hired for another shoot ASAP

>>17008548
Come on man, have some shame
At this rate a Manticore will grab you by the chin, force you to face the camera and whisper is your ear to say that you belong to her, she might even twist her tail pussy so you sound completely dominated when you say it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008570
Time to cuddle the panda and make sure she's nice, plump, and ready for breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008570
Like stealing her bamboo and calling her a Chinese bear?

>>17008577
Silly Anon, pandas only breed one day per year

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008592
And I gotta make sure she's got energy to burn on that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008575
>You will be begging to film extras and get hired for another shoot ASAP
But only because the money is good. Being around all those lovely Manticores and their tailpussies is a welcome bonus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008575
>At this rate a Manticore will grab you by the chin, force you to face the camera and whisper is your ear to say that you belong to her, she might even twist her tail pussy so you sound completely dominated when you say it

Anon you're giving me a boner in public!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008575
It's only natural for a human boy to admit to being a slut for the big, throbbing, slavering tailpussy of his mistress and dedicate himself to serving her pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008613
Gonna tell a manticore that I like her cute face

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008613
Exactly this. All human boys deserve to be dominated under the mighty force of the tail pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008598
Are you really going to prepare a whole year for a single day of sex?
Are you that intent on impregnating that panda?

>>17008604
If all you wanted was money you'd become an eye candy secretary for a Tanuki or something
Men who apply to TAILED always justify themselves with bullshit excuses
Just admit that you're a slut for tailpussy
And do it on camera while you're at it

>>17008610
>>17008613
Sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

KC posted powering up tweet 2 hours ago
Any minute now. Aaany minute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008637
You know it.
No chance of her running out of energy or me running out of seed.

>Mfw she was joking about the 'Once a year thing'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008643
I hope it's Kamaitachi.
Just so I can finally know how badly he butchered her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008637
I want to be forced to admit I'm a slut for tail pussy on camera. I want her to hold my chin and force my ahegoing face to look at the camera while I say how much of a slut I am for big tail pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008643
Bandersnatch girl, come on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008626
Stop. Lots of Manticores are suckers for nice human boys who do stuff like that. That's you end up with your face hugged into a Manticore's fluffy mane while she smiles with satisfaction and tailpussies the shit out of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008643
Please be shrimp knight or a lion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008643
Please be a hyper vanilla almost human girl
Too much weird shit lately

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008653
This is what I need more than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008653
Never!
Gonna call her face cute!
Her ears cute!
Her neck mofu cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008637
I'm not a slut for tailpussy, I've just yet to meet a Manticore who wasn't lovely and able to deliver unearthly pleasure with her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008662
No Anon! Vanilla, loveydovey stuff makes big bad Manticores all flustered!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008665
Gonna go full vanilla!
Hands will be held, cheeks will be kissed, and hugs will be given!
Full pervert mode can be saved for special occasions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008659
There's been more than enough vanilla as fuck girls in MGEII and new releases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008644
>Spoiler
Damned cheeky panda
How will you punish her for lying?

>>17008651
Dear God
Would you please at least as the editors to put a censor bar over your eyes?

>>17008663
Can you turn down an offer for tailpussy?
If not you're a slut
If yes you're just acting tsun

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008669
No, there really haven't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008673
Gonna use up all the manticore venom, corruption fruit, and holst milk I have stored up over the course of a week.
Going to go till she's nearly in a pleasure coma and she's stretched out by the seed so much that there'll be no doubt she's gonna be pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008661
>>17008662
You fools, this is how you become a Manticore's toy. Nothing but endlessly getting pumped by one lies down that road. Is that what you want your futures to be? Getting tormented by a Manticore's tail for hours on end? Being wrapped in big, meaty paws while she coos about how cute your ahegaoing face is? Getting stung and viciously pumped to the brink of exhaustion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008673
>Would you please at least as the editors to put a censor bar over your eyes?

Gotta make sure my identity is kept secret unless I want 3 masked Manticores to break into my house and film some "extra scenes"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008673
>Can you turn down an offer for tailpussy?

I'm sure I could, but none of the ones so far were deserving of being turned down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008676
>dark mage
>ratatoskr
>3/4 of the trumpart types
>umi osho is literally a human girl with a turtle backpack
Maybe if you want vanilla, more vanilla and nothing but vanilla sure but there's plenty there. Even Nurarihyon, most fans in Japan and other western MGE communities consider her to count too since harems are also vanilla in most places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008682
Yes. Yes. Yes. YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008643
Cmon, Okuri Inu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008692
That's still a definite minority, when they should be equal or a slight majority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008706
I'd say they should be a minority as should everything else.
Why should one single type dominate when we're already on MGEIII girls? The entire point of the setting is for there to be something for everyone except NTRfags and edgy people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008064
I want to make six, no, twelve more of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008706
>they should be equal or a slight majority
Based on what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008692
You leave ratatos out of this.
I'm very happy to have Tanuki Boogalo 2: Small Female Animal

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008683
You're going to get claimed by one of your co-workers eventually so no worries about that
I wouldn't be surprised if you begged that one Manticore with the biggest tail to take responsibility for turning you into such a shameless slut

>>17008686
Look deep down inside you and accept your sluttery
You will be happier that way and you could even make the TAILED Hall of Fame if you put your heart into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008733
Based on the preferences of the majority of the fan base.
KC already changed his designs and art style to address common criticisms (no more huge hands and feet, more varied body types), so what's stopping him from catering even harder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008745
>Based on the preferences of the majority of the fan base.
Which is why the japanese kicked up a fuss about quite the opposite? They hated that all the wonderland girls were too cosplay.
>KC already changed his designs and art style to address common criticisms (no more huge hands and feet, more varied body types)
KC himself answered that speculation and he said he does it on a per girl basis and what fits better with that individual design, even among different members of the same race. Even back in the day some girls used to have hands bigger or smaller than others. You're full of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008739
I know a lot of people love smug girls, but nothing is objectively better than turning a proud monster girl into a mere female animal

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008754
>KC himself answered that speculation and he said he does it on a per girl basis and what fits better with that individual design, even among different members of the same race.
And yet we haven't gotten a girl with oversized paws/claws in, what, 2 years now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008739
I never said any of those girls were bad, I absolutely love ratatoskr but I also like variety.
>>17008783
Asanagi please get off /jp/ and draw more shortstacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008809
I want a ratato drawn by Asanagi.
I want it so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008682
Gonna kiss her on the lips while she leans in to see my expression!

The cute one here is her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008808
I miss big meaty paws and claws.

I'm happy it happened to th girls I liked though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008824
I don't. Good fucking riddance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008808
That's a bit of a tricky one because he actually hasn't drawn a girl with paws in a longer time frame than that. He's gone through a phase of drawing other types of girls but it shouldn't be long till we get a proper beast type again.

[Anonymous No.]

False alarm, no new girl but it's the harpy redesigns.
http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/zukan/harpy/page.shtml
http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/zukan/blackharpy/page.shtml

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008839
This is good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008839
Holy shit that looks fantastic. Both of them do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008836
>because he actually hasn't drawn a girl with paws in a longer time frame than that
Ratatoskr
Griffon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008839
Those are some good looking feathers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008843
Yeah, but the rodent just has itty bitty pawsie-wasie booties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008843
Griffon isn't a Beastman type and Ratatoskr is a beastman without paws, this has been a thing as far back as Youko and Holst and is hardly a new trend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008839
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>I gotta rescue my boyfriend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008839
Well, good on the burd lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008856
They do have paws though.
see
>>17008853

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008878
Burd fuggers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008839
Those are some soft looking feathers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008839
Maybe new girl tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008912
Doubt it, KC has been taking things easy lately because he's trying to finish the world guide. There's been quite a gap in releases lately and he's even been slacking with enty posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008866
>Her boyfriend is actually having a nice cup of tea with her mother.
Would be weird when she comes bursting in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008912
Unlikely, if the scheduling after the revised Devil Bug is anything to go by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008927
>>17008934
Rest in peace possible triple weasel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008839
So what redesigns are left? I think oni and 1 more grill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008933
>Her mom is just showing him embarrassing pictures from when she was little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008961
I think red oni is the only one left.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute bird

[Anonymous No.]

Cute Black Bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008973
have we gotten lamia yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008980
>>17008989
Kinda surprised he didn't also update the Zipangu nerd bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17009000
She doesn't deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17009000
She is okay unlike those two

[Anonymous No.]

>>17009014
You take that back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17009014
You don't deserve oxygen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008998
No, lamia had a redraw? I forgot
Pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008989
How would Black Harpies be discernable from one another?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17009014
>sad nerd birb noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>17009022
lmpretty sure she has a redraw somewhere but i dont have it and i think its a direct picture from the actual book and not a digital version

[Anonymous No.]

>>17009023
Some might have long hair no ear piercings or different ones and other small changes like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008570
It's really quite incredible how much KC improved his "bear girl" design after the grizzly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007432
Do you have a gallery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17009022
I can't believe you haven't seen it, its possibly the best of the redraws. But yes at present all we have are pics taken from the English MGE 1.

Oh, gargoyle also got a redraw.

[Anonymous No.]

So from the "old" MGE2 grills - red oni, lamia, gargoyle redesigns and trio weasels new profile are left? Or did I forgot someone?

[Anonymous No.]

Shortstack Kunoichi Foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17009140
The Vanilla Lamia jumped a lot in many people's lists because of this.

Also, do other Lamia subspecies shed their skin as well?

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>>17009185
That sounds about right.
I want him to move on to new stuff already though.

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>>17009212
I want to trap and capture one and use her bound-up body as my daki every night.

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>>17008980
>>17008989
Those designs are absolutely fantastic
Their profile are simple and basic compared to newer harpies but that's far from a bad thing

Vanilla Harpy has some great arguments to be the best genki species, especially the childhood friend kind

As for Black Harpy she will still be overshadowed by Crow Tengu, but at least she now has the better picture

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>>17008989
>Shortest skirt
>Big thighs
>Legsocks that somehow go under her legs
>Very protective of family and lives in one big happy community with others of her kind
How could perfection have been reached so easily

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>>17009226
>As for Black Harpy she will still be overshadowed by Crow Tengu, but at least she now has the better picture
The new profile will be good too.

Anything would be better than the old gelbooru translation of the original that claimed they cucked you.

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>>17009239
>New profile
You mean the book profile? I don't recall any big difference from the online one

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>>17009227
>>Shortest skirt
Slutty bird pls stay gone. I like my blackbirds with dress shirts and knee-length skirts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17009266
>he likes his girls showing skin

IMPURE

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>>17009272
>he's the type who stares lewdly at other people's waifus' meatless, slim, coal-black feet
I bet you fantasize about her punishing you for lewd thoughts with her claws! Too bad my dick is the only thing they'll ever roughly wrap around and milk dry.

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>>17009227
She still has a bird brain though

>>17009266
I'd rather a slutty birdbrain than a nerdy crow who won't even show a bit of thigh

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>>17009227
>you will never be facesat by a big assed Black Harpy

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>>17009323
Gyarubird also stay gone, my waifu is very yan and might attack other women who she thinks are aiming for me.

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>>17009323
They only show skin to the man they love.

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>>17007882
literally the perfect Elf.

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>>17009320
Remember to not look at other people's waifu.

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>>17009216
No reason to think they wouldn't, canonically all other lamia types descend from the vanilla lamia after all. The big question is if serpentine dragons like ryus and wurms also shed their lower body skin like lamia do.

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>>17009356
Not really

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>>17009340
>Gyarubird
Gandharva?

Black Harpies might be very protective but she wouldn't go yandere on you
Unless you started to hang out with disgusting egg eating reptiles

>>17009342
That's because she a flat, unattractive, boring, bland and criminal bird
She only musters the courage to ask you after she learned everything about you so that she can blackmail you if you reject her

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>>17009382
Ghan is far from being a gyaru. The closest one would be Jubjub.

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>>17009380
Yes really. She's idealized elven perfection.

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>>17009379
I think the real question is, what would a nerdy teenage lamia do when she found out her childhood friend had stolen her shed skin and was using it as an onahole?

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>>17009382
>she learned everything about you
That's why she's such a good waifu, anon. I want to make a lot of eggs with a dedicated, deeply loving blackbird like her. We'd incubate them together every night in her warm winghug.

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>>17009397
Blush really hard and get her mind filled with lewd thoughts before trying to initiate rape.

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>>17009382
She's pure. She make sure you're the perfect mate for her before she rapes you.

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>>17008989
I normally like my girls curvier, but she's got just enough curves to caress, is wonderfully toned, and I could get lost for hours in those crimson eyes and confident small smile.

Plus ears made for nibbling.

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>>17007444
Touch the panda
Do it now

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>>17009422
>Lamia breaks into his room one night, coils him up while stuttering out her best imitation of confident lamia seductresses she idolizes (like her mother), telling him how much better her body would be than just her shed skin, telling him she won't let him cheat on her even if its with her shed skin, how she'll break him tonight so he can only be aroused by her, etc.

>The boy is wondering how long it will take for her to notice she coiled up his body pillow instead of him.

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>read up the thread
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuck
o_o

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>>17009455
>o_o

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>>17009432
And those earrings! Such a classy bird!

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>>17009453
>she coiled up his body pillow instead of him.
Time to hug her from behind and ram his throbbing erection into the small of her back.

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>>17009455
1. what are you talking about?
2. Don't use "o_o"
3. How hard are you baiting right now?

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>>17009391
Gandharva are much more fashionable than Jubjubs, they also sport the tanned skin light hair look better

>>17009412
>>17009424
I wouldn't trust a bird who stalked me for months before even greeting me

Why don't you go for a nice protective Black Harpy who has strong morals and great family values instead?

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>>17009469
Are you crazy? Her "KYAAs" will wake up the whole house!

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>>17009453
Wait, is the body pillow of him? That would be pretty weird.
If it was a lamia pillow however she will be pretty shocked when she notices but it will be too late and he would already be behind her, ready to use his new onahole.

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>>17009481
It's not stalking, it's intelligence gathering. She's just trying to find someone who's right for her rather then snag the first man she sees.

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>>17009485
Not if he gags her with his lips.

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>>17009481
Wasn't there something bad about the earlier black harpy profile? I can't remember if it was a misstranslation or if KC removed it.

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>>17009488
It's a plain body pillow with her shed skin pulled over it so her can sniff and hump it.

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>>17009499
it was a very bad translation before MGE got popular enough for people to pay for better translations.

Basically the gelbooru translation implied she fucked you until she had a daughteru then ditched you, if you were lucky you would end up the plaything for another black harpy while she went off to fuck another guy and the cycle continues.
Thank god we're not at the mercy of dumb booru translators any more, that was pretty much a rewrite. Or was that the normal harpy profile? I tend to get them mixed up.

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>>17009491
>someone who's right for her
This. She knows everything about me and loves me utterly. She's not just after my cock, she truly knows and loves me.

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>>17009503
It would be enough to leave her shocked for a few moments. That lamia would be raped pretty hard.

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>>17009509
Indeed, incest and such is one thing but I doubt KC would ever write a girl that actually "kicks out" a man who fathered her children.

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>>17009509
Yeah, that was it. I remembered it because anon said "strong morals and great family values".

[Anonymous No.]

I need her

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>>17009536
7ft dire muscle monster with tits and ass that protects and cuddles you.

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>>17009536
I too find myself inexorably enamored with python-stuffed burlap sacks on legs.

[Anonymous No.]

Diddle the daughteru!

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>>17009612
Suplex the daughteru.

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>>17009551
> Extremely aggressive
> Wants to beat shit up at the slighest provication or no provocation at all
> Yet melts with anons that worship muscles

KC needs to create a muscle girl that you strike her fancy through muscle worship.

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>>17008989
Harpies are weird for me. It's like fucking a girl with no limbs. I find nothing sexual in those legs or wings, so the roaming of my hands over her body would effectively be limited to her upper arms and thighs

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>>17009640
You don't think the wing hugs would feel nice, warm, and soft?

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>>17009640
I bet they'd be very light. I don't know why that gets me going though.

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>>17009653
>feel nice, warm, and soft?
Exactly, but none of that is sexual.

Don't get me wrong, holding a harpy up by the butt or thighs and fucking her against a wall whileher wings envelop you would feel amazing, but you can't hold her hand. When you flip her onto her side and lift a leg up you've got a giant bird talon resting on your shouler, and not the shapely calf of a woman.

You can do all the same things, rest your face against the talon or even give it a kiss as you fuck her, you could run your fingers through her wings and between her feathers but it's not the same as running your fingers along the flowing curves of her arm, or resting against the firm yet soft muscle of her leg

>>17009687
You're probably a maledomfag who gets off on smaller girls and tossing them about the bed for whatever position gets you going in the moment.

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>>17009624
I need muscle harpies

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>>17009540
What are you supposed to do when you see a bad man with a cute monster girl?
Do you try and rescue her?

>>17009640
Wings are comfy and talons are cute
Sure they don't bring much sexiness but they definitely add to their visual appeal

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>>17009695
>What are you supposed to do when you see a bad man with a cute monster girl?
Nothing. Why would you think otherwise? You're just asking for embarrassment when your white knighting fails and it turns out she likes the guy

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that MGs from all settings and fantasies have standards.

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>>17009736
Do not hurt the patheticfags.

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>>17009736
Lies! My waifu will not 3DPD me.

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>>17009736
Yes, be male and have a penis.

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>>17009736
>implying ill take no for an answer

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>>17009736
Well I guess the "no standards" that at least a few in some settings (like ones where they just want to drain the guy to death) have does count as some kind of standard so its technically true.

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>>17009750
Is this some type of new meme you find funny or something.

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>>17009736
>can he cum
>is he uninterested in NTR
>is he not legitimately evil
Sure, these are standards.

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>>17009736
...Which, are subject to the same headcanon as everything else.

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>>17009760
>implying MGs don't want to heal NTR fags

Everyone needs an MG wife.

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>>17009751
It's over, Anakin! They have the high ground!

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>>17009771
I don't.

The end of my story was decided long ago.

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>>17009736
Ah..... let me take out my "How fucked up you are chart"

> Goes to Monster Girls Standards section

Le me see, MGQ, Heavenly Knights, MTG Angels, ah! Here it is, MGE.

> Goes to the Standards section:

"Be a male. As long as you are willing to at least propose to them."

Well yeah, you are right. They technically DO have standards.

[Anonymous No.]

How many daughterus would you have with your waifu, and what would their species be?

If you'd ahve more than one, what would be their age differences?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17009771
NTR fags deserve eternal loneliness

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>>17009771
>>17009794
Aren't NTRfags cursed by Eros?

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>>17009790
I'd have one or two with dragon waifu. I don't know how long it takes to impregante a flying lizard but i'd like to have a 5 or 6 years of difference.

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>>17009736
Damn straight they have standards. You won't be smashing any mermaid pussy with that kind of bait

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>>17009790
holstaur, and im thinking starting a small herd of daughterus all replete with mini cowbells

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>>17009790

Normally I would never even entertain the thought of having children, or even getting married. Too much legal trouble when you factor in the high likelihood of divorce and custody favors women by default. Weddings are hilariously overpriced and diamond rings are a scam.

However, MGs are very much an exception. I would probably have at least a couple, since I imagine ratatoskrs can conceive fairly easily (relative to many other MGs, not humans). As for ages, who knows. My knowledge of squirrel breeding can be summed up as "they're rodents so they probably birth a lot."

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>>17009790
Just one daughteru with my Kobold waifu.

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>>17009790
5 Sallies.
The first two would have about a year of difference, the third comes 4 years after, and the last two would be around after the third turns eight with a two year difference between them.

I assume that it's possible to get a Salamander pregnant again after she lays an egg, so the first two could be closer.

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>>17009794
>>17009797
Do they deserve hard mindrape by a mindflayer? Or gentle healing by [insert one of the many healing MGs here]?

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>>17009731
I wouldn't want to trigger a monster girl by calling out her husband
That's the kind of scenario that ends with you in the hospital

[Anonymous No.]

Where all the spider sluts at?

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>>17009861
Neither. They deserve to be forgotten by the world.

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>>17009861
>>17009879
And here we see the argument of conversion against cessation, of redemption against retribution, of evangelism against execution.

To steer the wayward lambs home, or to leave them to the wolves? I suppose that is the eternal question.

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>>17009771
>>17009794
>>17009797
They should be shot in the head

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>>17009861
They would eventually deal with the fact that his wife isn't going to cheat on . That's better than flaying at least.

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>>17009861
cast into a cell with the fat greasy old men fetishists and gangbang fetishists

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>>17009898
So you favor the path of retribution, then? A wise decision, one might say. After all, how can you know when one is well and truly redeemed? How do you know they haven't been playing you for a fool?

Better to excise the problem at its source, I suppose you'd say?

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>>17009736
I know for a fact no monstergirl would be interested on me.

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>>17009901
Cheat on them*

Phone is eating words again.

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>>17009868
Spiders literally can't be sluts except Jorou-Gumou but they only slut around in human form

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>>17009911
To think I've found you here of all places, brother.

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>>17009815
Breed the cute squirrel!

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>>17009864
Quick way to get a nurse waiffu though

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>>17009916
I meant people who are sluts for spiders. Also fuck you Jorou-Gumo is olev.

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>>17009934
>>17009916
Strangely enough, the Jorou is my favorite of the breeds. Always up for some decent stuff on her.

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>>17009864
I guess this works both ways.

>yell at a manticore with her small husband
>"Your man is a pussy!"
>"He doesn't deserve you!"

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>>17009736
I think a girl who just got turned into a lesser succubus would have the least standards. Her urge to rape is too much after transforming.

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>>17009933
The things I'd do for a CC Unicorn nurse...

>>17009945
>This kills the manlet
That Manticore will beat you up, pump you full of venom and throw you in the nearest Devil Bug infested house
She will then work her hardest to restore her husband's smile

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>>17009934
Original Jorou-Gumo profile best Jorou-Gumo profile, fuck KC with a rake for pulling that shit he did in the rewrite.

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>>17009797
>Aren't NTRfags cursed by Eros?

Only if they started out as devotees of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17009960
>actually wanting to be a spineless beta

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>>17009960
You only awaken a masochistic side to her if you both choose to and are capable of it. Also it doesn't sound like her time in her "night face" can be eliminated entirely, just reduced substantially.

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>>17009929
Catch her by the tail
Whisper in her ear
Tell her you're gonna give her at least two babies a year
Listen to her squeal
Watch her body shake
Fuck her so hard that her shortstack booty quakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17009974
If you want to turn her into a submissive waifu who does everything you say there's already a bunch of different girls for that, she was a sadist on par with manticores and that's what made her great.

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>>17009933
>>17009959
>asking a lilim and her husband which one alped first
>expect to get a loving healing unicorn to heal you from your beatdown
>doctor grape comes in saying she''ll be your doctor and rehab starts after detox

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>>17009959
>Unicorn
Eeeh. Pass. I doubt it's overly constructive to have a horse indoors anyhow, All the hospitals I've been to have fairly narrow corridors. With doctors and nurses rushing about, I have to question if horsepussy would even be allowed just on a physical basis.

At least spiders, who are just as big, can walk on walls and ceilings.

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>>17009987
She's a switch and that's what makes her great.

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>>17009988
Who wants a detox? Please, nurse grape, tox me up more.

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>>17009959

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>>17009982
I guess if I had one I just wouldn't fuck her during the day.

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>>17009934
I'm a slut for spiders and not ashamed of it

>Spoiler
Sorry no harm meant, it's just that they're literally called "Whore Spider"

>>17009944
Jorou-Gumos are definitely a top breed of spider
I'm not too fond of them polymorphing and tricking you but other than that they're great

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>>17009988
I want the redcap nurse with the experimental demon silver acupuncture therapy.

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>>17010006
Just as fucking her during the day makes her more sub during the night, I imagine that not fucking her during the day makes her more dominant. Maybe he'll punish you for your neglect, fore you to make it up to her with an intense, hours long session

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>>17009987
>she was a sadist on par with manticores

Was she? All she was really stated to do was tie the man down and take pleasure in watching his face as he orgasms (and of course raping him until he is unconscious). No threats of eating him or anything like that.

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>>17010006
I don't think its simply having sex during the day that causes the change. You have "attack" them sexually. Vanilla sex should be fine.

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>>17010019
>eating him
that wasn't because manticores were sadists, KC wrote that in because of their original myth as a maneater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010014
>Acupuncture
>She just jammed her cleaver into Anon's back

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to get both a skeleton and a zombie from the same girl? I was just thinking of a scenario where a childhood friend dies, but is monsterized as a ghost, skeleton, and a zombie simultaneously. Then she has to fight herselves and rivals for him.
I'm assuming you can't have half a soul become a ghost and half become a will-o-the-wisp.

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>>17010041
>Is it possible to get both a skeleton and a zombie from the same girl?
Of course not. How' the zombie gonna work without a skeleton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010015
That would be nice. I hope that's the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010049
Well in their profile it says they can regenerate their womb using spiritual energy. So maybe she could maybe regenerate her bones too.

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>>17010039
>Anon drools blissfully as the room turns into the set of a splatter gore film
>Red-cap nurse cackles maniacally as she switches from weapon to weapon, eventually taking out a demon realm silver chainsaw and carving up anon' body.

I wonder what treatment would require this. Perhaps an anon who builds up SE at an unhealthy, preposterous rate and not even sex can release it all, so he needs to be "drained"

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get find a Nine-Tailed Inari skilled in the art of cuddlesex? One who perfectly blends care with sex, until every moan is indistinguishable from "I love you?"

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>>17009988
Grape snakes are bad

>>17009991
A monster girl hospital would suit all kinds of bodytypes so no problem with that

>>17009996
This is Latenight's finest work
This and the picture of the Hakutaku and Unicorn at the bar

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>>17010076
>A monster girl hospital would suit all kinds of bodytypes
I highly doubt that. More likely there are rooms to suit all forms of patients, but the layout of the overall hospital would still be inadequate for a horse to comfortably navigate. I mean think about it. The more room you make for a horse to trot around in, the longer it takes for the majority of more normal shaped people to get from place to place.

Most likely there are rooms for horse patients, like in a barn out back or something, but none of the nurses or doctors would be horsepussies

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>>17009736
Reminder that all settings and fantasies are but figments of imagination to begin with, meaning none of them are real and meeting some 'standards' of 'monstergirls' shouldn't even bother you.

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>>17010041
You reminded me of those D&D threads on /tg/ where people found out you could get 9 or so different undead from the same corpse under the right conditions.

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>>17010068
This is such a common desire that I'd think there'd be schools dedicated to the art of cuddlesex. But each school has it's own unique methods and they compete with the other schools.
Martial arts>Marital Arts>Maritail arts
Muay Tail, Tail kwondo, Karatail, etc

[Anonymous No.]

https://a.pomf.cat/nwfgmn.mp4

So this is what dating a teenage tanuki is like.

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>>17010089
Horse doctors are better suited for rural environments. Remote house visits, carrying sick/injured, or bringing medical supplies from one place to another.
Yet another reason to like whitehorns.

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>>17010112
Now that's something I didn't consider, and you're correct. So there you go, CCunicornanon. If you want your nurse waifu make sure that when you're insulting another MG's husbando, you're in a rural town

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>>17010105
>You will never share a hotel room with an entire Cuddlesex Team.
>Most of them around 21, none younger than 18.
>Every second of your life is perfect beauty.
>Tail blankets, tail beds, and tailpussy.
>And actual pussy. This isn't just practice. They're fucking you for real.

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>>17010089
I guess you're right
Anyways MG hospital would be a disguised dating service for the most part, Unicorns are too pure for that

>>17010112
That sounds so comfy
Rural areas are so much better than towns for most monster girls

>>17010122
I'll go insult that lumberjack Ogre's husband
I'll be sure to wake up to a Unicorn's warm smile

[Anonymous No.]

Aishiteru, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010108

It's just a phase I'm sure. Eventually they'll be the one buying things for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010101
Or how you can make someone a quadruple and a half vampire in D&D 4th edition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010150
>Rural areas are so much better than towns for most monster girls
Any examples? Horses are all that come to my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010101
>>17010167
I don't play tabletop rpgs (yet), but I'm curious to how this works

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010161

Y-you too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010161
big soft fox best fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010171
Nearly all species are meant to live in their own specific natural habitats
It's also much more convenient for aquatic species to have access to a natural source of water

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010172
I don't know about the multiple undead thing, but the 4.5x vampire thing works because 4E is dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010198
That doesn't mean they can't live in cites. Humans aren't meant to live in cities after all, it can't be considered out "natural habitat".

As for aquatic species, make Venice but with more magic

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>>17010171
Most of the large ones, like snakes or sandwurms would appreciate the open space.
Hooved ladies may not prefer the paved concrete and city streets (or at least would wear horseshoes).
Even those with sensitive hearing may not be able to stomach living in a clustered, busy area.

Quiet suburbs work fine too, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010202
This sounds like something the chuuniest of chuunibyou vampires would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010041
I'm pretty sure that even as a zombie the soul stays inside the body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010219
>snakes
>Appreciating open space
I don't think you know how snakes work. And sandwurms can shrink to lamia.
>Hooved ladies may not prefer the paved concrete and city streets (or at least would wear horseshoes).
Neither would barefoot humans, you're on the mark with the shoes thing.
>Even those with sensitive hearing may not be able to stomach living in a clustered, busy area.
Humans have sensitive hearing, and the majority of shit happens within our spectrum of sound, 20hz to 20khz. The thing the brain does is weed out the important sounds and ignore the rest, this isn't really even a factor to consider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010202
>multiple undead

Well, the sheer number of undead in 3.5 had it so that you could animate the eyes, nervous system, skin, blood, skeleton, and maybe the intestines separately, plus the ghost and maybe the shadow.

This became an even greater number if the person died under certain conditions, such as suicide or after going insane and drowning.

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>>17010099
It depends on how ridiculous the standards are so I can be comfortable.

Having some training like the Salamander, I can handle it, but if they literally ask you to be Great Hero Luka, thats too much and I cant enjoy it.

As a general rule though, I dont consider a MG with standards to be too terrible, as long as they are achievable (doesnt require you being born with superior genetics, luck, or a situation you cant meet without years of training) and are not a-priori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010241
I want to reanimate my childhood friend paladin and also be haunted by her angry ghost for desecrating her body with black magic. It'd be like a split-up tsundere where the zombie would hug me and moan about how much she always loved me while the ghost told me it's a lie and she hated me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17009509
Old Black Harpy had:
> kicked out after mating season
> or if you aren't, you literally have to take care of My Wife's Son (female)
> on the plus side she'll probably give you the V
> also mama might pimp you out to her friends and relatives
Apart from the first one I thought it was great, in a "get left alone with your bratty teenage stepdaughter for the weekend and end up with eggs" sorta way

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010269
Sweden pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010251
A Salamander can effortlessly deflect bullets with her sword, you're going to need more than some training to hit it up with one.

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>>17010236
Elevators, cars, and stairs are the main hurdles that come to mind. Even if they like tight spaces, getting in an elevator with a snake, oomukade, arachne, or 9 tailed fox would be quite cramp. And that's if they don't set off the maximum load alarm.

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>>17010259
>The rest of her squad are beating down the door of your secret necromancer tower
>Her ghost asks you if you can feel justice closing in around you
>Taunts you over all the supposed sins of your betrayal
>Laments that her soul was one of the first to be devoured by your evil, but now thousands more cry out for release
>Yells that you will be called to account for the atrocities you've committed, the untold horrors you've unleashed upon this world, and the dark, ancient powers you've enslaved
>Warns you to look to your defenses

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>>17010288
Well you wouldn't expect the world to be like it is today. Firstly, public transport would be much more popular by necessity and there'd be fewer cars on the road. There'd also be some form of recognition for species with the physical specs to equal cars.

Elevators would be larger, but weight wouln't be an issue because magic. Stairs would bother who exactly?

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>>17010259
>Having sex with her zombie half
>Her ghost half catches you in the act
>She pretends to be upset and storms off
>But actually she possesses the zombie body
>She does this until she can materialize a physical form
>At some point you caught on but decided not to tell her so she would continue doing it

[Anonymous No.]

>"DRUELLA! I have come to vanquish you and halt the spread of this foul plague!"
>"I think what you meant to say was 'Thank you'"
>"Thank you?"
>"You're welcome!"
>[black and red musical scene intensifies]

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>>17010289
How would they know it was me who stole her body? No, I think I'd get away eith it and eventually the two sides would combine when the zombie finally went wight. I'd then have a tearful, gentle, loving first time with the real her, my true love.

[Anonymous No.]

Looking through the Q&A again and found something fun that hasn't been touched on much.
>5) How difficult is it to create Spirit Realm like Wonderland or Pandemonium?
>It is difficult to explain, and it is very hard to create. A bit powerful mamono can create such realm as large as a room or a residence. However, the god-like power is needed to create the realm as large as a country like Wonderland or Pandemonium. The master of pandemonium is originally one of god(dess), and the Lilim who created Wonderland has such power.
So this means powerful but not lilim-tier girls could make a house sized pocked dimension for the two of you. This means a Pharaoh could probably make a miniature oasis that only the two of you could enter and have complete privacy to bathe out in the open together.

Any other fun ideas for girls that would be capable of this and the things they could create?

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>>17010320
>gigantic Arch Cancer who stole a Dragon Zombie's abandoned hoard and stuck it onto her shell
>horde of Goblins wearing coconut suits
>island-sized Lava Golem

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>>17010287
The point is that they train you to their level and have sex with you while they do so, as you enter in a sort of "engaged" state with her.

Their standards are not of the type "You dont meet them? Rejected." 3DPD.

As long as it is not like that, I dont have too much of a problem.

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>>17010303
Man, havinga wyvern wife or something like that would be so helpful when traveling.

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>>17010335
>The point is that they train you to their level and have sex with you while they do so
Only if you feel sincere, heartfelt love for them, then they couldn't bring themselves to reject you, and will train you. If you just wanna get your dick wet, then too bad, you're not getting any.

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>>17010327
>Any other fun ideas for girls that would be capable of this and the things they could create?
Uh no. All I can think of is pocket dimension Pharoah oil massages.

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>>17010303
Stairs could bother snakes, depending on the material and texture of the stairs. They could push up against the wall or weave between the guardrails to mitigate it though.
Don't know if horses, cancer, or unagi joro do stairs well either.

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>>17010287
They can deflect bullets but they can't deflect MAGIC bullets.

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>>17010350
Hey that's not a bad thing to think about.

So who's massaging who, are you giving her a full body massage or is she spoiling you for being such a hard worker lately and doing your best to help her kingdom?

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>>17010327
I'm more interested in using that power for something like >>17010320
Pocket dimensions are a staple of reclusive wizards, but musical scenes are the bread and butter of underdog heroes and magical princes.

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>>17010342
Wanting your dick wet is love by MG standards, the settings say it.

If you only want one night stands, maybe, but if you actually want to marry her, she will train you.

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>>17010353
>Stairs could bother snakes, depending on the material and texture of the stairs
The majority of stairs aren't sharp, even the concrete ones, and snakes are long and thick enough for an even distribution of weight making and discomfort minimal
>They could push up against the wall
Uh, what?
> weave between the guardrails
Never seen guardrails wide enough to fit a lamia between them.
>Don't know if horses, cancer, or unagi joro do stairs well either.
Horses can stairs, as for cancer, can crabs even move forwards? As for the eel whores, they look to be as long as lamia, so they could manage it fine.

Again though, they'd need an aquatic envitonment. The city would need to incorperate waterways near roads and footpaths.

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>>17010372
Well, either masseuse works, but maybe you're doing a number on her and somehow your sausage lands between her buns. Who knows how that got there?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to dump a bucket of mud on a loli Kiki's head!

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>>17010410
Rude.
You'd better help clean her.

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>>17010419
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010410
>I want to dump a cockful of cum on a loli Kiki's cervix!
Fixed.

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>>17008989
Glad to see my favorite harpy get her art updated!

>>17009640
No different from a girl having claws or a carapace body.

But like one anon said, they're very light, so you'd be able to carry them around all the time. That could be in the form of a piggy back ride or her on your cock; either way, she'd have her warm wings wrapped around you. On top of that, they're more than strong enough to carry you while flying.

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>>17010327
Like has been said in the past, it's just literally Mage's Magnificent Mansion. Plenty of crazy stories related to that you can look up.

This guy gets it >>17010373

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>>17010408
Or maybe you're massaging her back and all of a sudden your rod is between her oiled up cheeks? Hotdogging would be inevitable.
There's also the option for you to massage her breasts and then she returns the favour by using them to "massage" your back as she gives a reach around.

This sort of thing is way too lewd and it doesn't help that Pharaohs are hot enough as it is.

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>>17009688
So you don't like girls with paws or claws either?
Do you only like 99% human girls?

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>>17010430
why

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>>17010452
Not very impelling bait, man.

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>>17010430
only a cockful?

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>Anubis starts streaming after seeing how the Pharaoh she serves gets 20k+ views without any effort when she streams
>Dresses in conservative clothing and plays typical games with higher than average skill
>6 viewers

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>>17010477
Well, you wouldn't find those attributes sexual either, no? So how would those not be "like fucking an amputee"?

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>>17010451
Time for someone to get writing!

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>>17010494
I don't find these attributes sexually attractive, no. But that doesn't mean that I don't like them. I don't have to want to fuck something to like it

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>>17010491
I'm not an incubus, anon. I have a refractory period.

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>>17010289
>The rest of her squad are beating down the door of your secret necromancer tower
Wow, some people are in such a hurry to become undead / get their own undead sweetheart.

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>>17010502
But then they'd still be inferior to their normal, human counterparts, would they not?

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>>17010493
I'd be her top donator! Just to see her adorable flustered face!

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>>17010493
I've seen this anubis streaming thing multiple times now and her views are always bad. When will she learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010514
Depends on what you're using them for.

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>>17010517
People in MGC wanted to see the Nacho abusing her husbando on stream when she got rekt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010491
You have to save some for throat and ass.

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>>17010498
I wish I could do it justice.
>>17010531
Or a nacho's husband hearing her cussing again on stream and coming to facefuck the anger out of her.
>"ahaha he's punishing her again!"
>"looks like the enemy team isn't the only one who's raped her today!"
>"is this even legal?"
>"boring just stick it in her ass already"
MGC streams are weird.

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>>17010515
>Anon donates $500 to her
>She panics and starts messing up while showing cute flustered faces
>This continued till she stops streaming for the day
>Now she has hundreds of new subscribers

Just don't break her heart by chargebacks

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>>17010513
>evil wizard forces a whole squad of paladins and paladin-chans to confess their feelings for each other
That's a lot of corruption to go around. They'll get immobilized by magic, unable to lie, and only able to move to embrace each other. It's even better if their dead comrade has already recombined and prods them eith each others' secret crushes and telling them how good it feels to act on your love.

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>>17010547
>I wish I could do it justice.
Then maybe I'll get on it one day.

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>>17010548
No anon. That's way too mean.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you still count as an adventurer if you don't make it past your first trip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010578
Yes, because then you get to keep adventuring with your new waifu.

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>>17010578
At least my sperm would be going on an adventure inside of her.

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>>17010578
Which artists twitter is this from?

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>>17010578
Is this like how a new adventurer on his first trip wakes up a Pharaoh by accident?

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>>17010578
Be a dense adventurer. You will miraculously be able to escape from every situation like that.

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>>17010592
あまがえる. Some nice content, some not nice content, so tread carefully.

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>>17010596
Actually that just puts you into the "one-time rape" category.
They don't particularly care if you're aware of what's going on.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a ditzy, borderline dummy wurm! I will cherish her drawings forever.

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>>17010622
Dorome is best dummyfu

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>>17010622
i want to turn a hakutaku into a bubbly bimbo that cant do high school math

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>>17010578
Nope. Though they have special quests for people like you where you are bound to fail and get husbandoed.

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>>17010595
>Chubby Pharaoh died in the prime of her youth a virgin.
>Awakens in a new time as a monstergirl and with stronger cravings.
>Sealed away in her tomb with no one for company but Mummies and her two slumbering retainers.
>Anon stumbles into the MGE world somehow
>Becomes an adventurer and is told that exploring an old tomb is a great way to get your feet wet.
>The moment he drops into the Pharaoh's tomb, she grabs him from behind and whispers lewd things into his ear while dragging him to her chambers giggling the whole way.

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>>17010631
>wurm is tunneling through the mountains trying to find her hubby
>pops out of the ground next to a dorome
>"This map is no help at all! Excuse me lady, do you know where my husband is?"
>"Who is he?"
>"He's amazing! So smart and funny, but a little weak. That's why I'm going to find him and protect him since I'm strong!"
>"I want a husband too, could you show me yours?"
>"Sure! Follow me!"
Later
>"Look anon! I made a friend! Can she stay with us for a while? How can you say no to this face?"
: D
>and that's how I started my harem

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>>17010554
>evil wizar
It' 'post-life matchmaking service specialist'. Please pay no heed to the sounds of death, embarrassment and pleasure coming from the matchmaking center more commonly referred to by the locals as 'huge, imposing evil wizard's tower'. Paladins and adventurers go in, happy undead-human couples leave.

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>>17010668
Most cherishable harem ever. Every day would be a blessing with those smiling cuties by their hubby's side!

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>>17010606
Thanks!

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>>17010668
>Wurm only realizes years later that you married Dorome too
>More excited than anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010559
>>17010451
I'll await with bated breath

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>>17010578
>can't even beat one demon loli
What a casul

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>>17010634
For what purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010515

[Anonymous No.]

>long day at work
>come home to your kobold waifu waiting by the door
>she tackles you the second you open the door
>"how was my housewife's first day without me?"
>she suddenly starts whimper and hugs you closer
>"Promise you won't be mad?"
>"promise."
>turn on the light to reveal the house in disarray
>the couch throw pillows are exploded all over the room
> carpet shows claw marks in a circular pattern, as if she was pacing
>"I didn't know when you were coming home and I got nervous because I love you"

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>>17010745
Cute!

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>>17010578
While I was uh, researching this I happened across this guy. There's a demo of the game on his website. I like the little purple demon.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=1133636

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>>17010749
She got nervous because she was away from me too long.

How can I blame her?

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>>17010745
There's no way I could let her show that face to anyone else. I'll have to fluffnap her into my rape and gaming dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010761
Literally everyone else watching the stream already saw it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010749
At least she hasn't marked her territory

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010749
How would a Kobold react if we got a dog as a pet?

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>>17010694
>Paladin-chan and her squire covered from head to toe in pleasure runes
>She cums so hard she dies
>He doesn't even notice through his ecstacy
>The unwitting necrophilia turns him into an undead incubus while his mistress goes through a rapid wighting process
Good end?

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>>17010779
The same way a Kiki reacts to roombas.

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>>17010770
Well they won't again.

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere Hakutaku's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010745
Cute nub-nub!

>>17010749
Poor puppy needs some comforting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010745
Too pure, I want to protect her.

[Anonymous No.]

Oops

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010813
! !

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>>17010818
! . !

Can't forget the kissable belly button

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>>17010578
>Village is so strapped for heroes that they send 8-year-olds out with little to no experience.

Not sure if child abuse or they secretly hate /fit/, dashing heroic men.

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>>17010841
>kissable
More like fuckable. Anubis navels are made for filling with cum.

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>>17010813
I'm not sure why, but those ! markings annoy me to no end. Maybe I just hate tattoos and the thought of her disrespecting her body like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010850
Anon they don't look like tattoos. They look like body paint.

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>>17010850
They're birthmarks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010787
Too late. It was recorded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010850
>not liking art

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>>17010873
>Anons who waifu'd her have to watch as she's kidnapped

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>>17010850
>Using one's own body as a canvas
>"disrespecting her body"
Man you're the most boring kind of person.

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>>17010886
Well it's their fault for not kidnapping her first.

[Anonymous No.]

>! !
Lolinubis with the markings lower than normal so the stomach bulge goes between them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010813
>Anubis teasing her boytoy during sex
>Taunts him by goading him into cumming inside
>HFW he actually does.
Take responsibility for her anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010813
What's that Anubutt's tummy doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010912
beginning ovulation

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010850
Even if they were tattoos there's probably magic to remove tattoos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010850
>disrespecting her body
you sound like you hate life

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008989
Rock n' Roll Birb!

Pump a Rum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010850
Grangranpa pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010745
Such nice ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010946
I want to do this to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010958
Lood!

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>>17010749
At least she didn't leak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010896
Stop. Don't stretch the little sand dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007254
>Dress up a Wight in a big, Victorian era frilly pink dress with a feathered hat and umbrella
>She just glares at you, calling you a "cruel zon of a beetch." in her thick French accent

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>>17010998
Why would she not enjoy that? Also,
>french wight

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to regularly run your automaton virus systems, you never know when they'll catch something and get 'create_baby.exe' stuck running for three days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011034
I don't know, if you ever get a Succuvirus, one of the first things she'll do is rape all the Trojans on your computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010794
Is this not on exhentai? I see the title "lost brush" on the image but there are no results when I search for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011025
I have a thing for French accents. They're like a full body suit of velour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011034
>create_baby.exe
>Automaton starts assembling small Automatons

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011044
Thanks to Jewcob it isn't anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011043
You know it.
It'll be both the cleanest and filthiest its ever been.


>>17011047
Yes, in her procreation module, although she'll need fuel

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011047
New Automatons can't be made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011044
https://hentaidotcafe/manga/read/lost_brush/en/0/1/page/1

Here you go.

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>>17011043
>Look on your desktop one day.
>See a bunch of men with Ancient Greek era helms, being chased by a Succubus with shark teeth and heart pupils.
>One of them turns to you and begs you to stop, that they'll remove the backdoor they made.

The weak should fear the strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010986
Little scheduledogs are for stretching. Exchange lots of kisses, touch her smooth brown skin all over and pleasure her with foreplay beforehand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011075
Not yet, but give those gremlin and other researchers a few more years/decades and they'll figure it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011092
Don't corrupt the little scheduledogs with your lolicon ways! They are cute and pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011079
Nice. I'm not into shota specifically but its one of the few types of hentai where you're likely to get a more pro-active female character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011140
I hate it for that reason, I want the girl to be pro-active because she's pro-active, not just because the boy is too small to take that role himself.

[Anonymous No.]

Footjobs and handjobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011163
Well its not impossible to find the former, but you'll be missing out on a lot if you don't include shota portrayals.

I wonder if a lot of doujin artists just don't think its "believable" to have a reasonable-sized man submit even if his partner is supernaturally strong.

That's one nice thing about KC's works, the men he depicts tend to be about the same size or taller than the monster girls.

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>>17011127
The young scheduledogs the corrupters, with their cuteness and sexy pear-shaped bodies. They invoke intense desire to whisper naughty things in her ears and watch them perk upright, make her your cock's personal assistant, and fill her mind with pleasure and her ass with seed.

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>>17011201
Tailjobs and awkward wingjobs.

Waifu doesn't have a thing for me cumming on her back.

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>>17011204
That's what I love about KC's stuff, when dealing with the super natural you don't have to be limited to what's believable for a human.
The profiles all say "man" rather than "boy" too which makes it clear what his intention was.

Don't get me wrong, nothing against people who like shota stuff but seeing it just kills my boner.

[Anonymous No.]

So how long after the new world guide are we going to have to wait for english?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011303
My guess is that he will have it be similar to how it was with the first one. In about the same time frame as the next book is released in japan.
So when world guild 3 comes out we might get world guild 2.

Though, I think that we will get sooner this time around since now it is proven that there is a market here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011204
>>17011294
I disagree with the both of you, the girl being bigger is nice. It's not that it's more "believable", it's that it's another nice aspect towards the domination and submission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011303
Only if you buy enough MGE english books, silly boyim
BTW do sevenseas actually plan to translate world guides?
How did MGE1 sell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011340
I'd rather have a normal sized guy and a tall girl then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011294
Preach it, brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16991973
>>16991986

Because your kiss
Is on her list
Because your kiss is on her list
She can't resist
Because your kiss is on her list
Of the best things in life~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOuhYuZLNYw

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011357
>ring on the tail
That is too cute Latenight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011362
...how did she get it on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011357
Damn that's cute. God damn it, now I just to hug and kiss a succubus.

>>17011362
I know right? It's both sexy and cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011362
Mamono mana anon, I ain't gotta explain shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011384
Meant for >>17011375

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011375
Just a bit of pushing. The hard parts getting it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011399
Lucky for her she'd never need to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011408
Imagine metal detectors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011163
I want the girl to be pro active because she is pro active, then big because big is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011375
Clipon ring

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011268
Blowjobs and intercrural

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011201
Facesitting and forced breastfeeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011412
It's on her tail anon, that seems pretty visible and innocuous to me. It's not like it's hidden around her clit or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011201
Cunnies and cummies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011233
No. A young scheduledog doesn't yet know how to properly rule her monster instincts. Up-curved little bushy tails are not an open incitation to the caramel butts they reveal. Just because their timid whines turn into moaning as soon as the oil slicked digit circling their backdoor sinks in to the first knuckle doesn't mean They're trying to urge more intense stimulation.
Stop leading the scheduledogs astray before they learn to know better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011357
This succubutt is too sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011346
Well enough that they confirmed the plan to bring MGE2 into English very soon after, but I haven't heard anything since about other releases.

On that note, have Seven Seas said anything about when MGE 2 is coming out in english? Mid to late this year was the original statement, so if we haven't heard anything more yet then I'd wager we shouldn't expect it until this fall at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011351
At that point does it really matter if you have a normal sized girl and a smaller guy?

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, did you remember to milk the cows like I asked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011357
I want one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011455
Maybe.
Why?
What happens if I forget?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011340
I get that, but you have to admit it can end up looking ridiculous at times, especially when they make the shota have a huge penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011357
That's a cute succybutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011357
The cutest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011201
If she has normal human hands and feet then yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011450
I remember it rekt some marvel encyclopedia that released on the same day on amazon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011455
I've been under quarantine.

Can't afford to get the cows sick with my sickness. I'll make it up to the girls later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011475
>especially when they make the shota have a huge penis.
What's ridiculous about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010745
I'll donate $5 to her just to get a text to speech message read on her stream that says
>Stop playing Mei you Yeti lover go build an igloo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011562
It just looks horribly disproportionate to me, at least past a certain extreme.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to troll a monster girl in an online game and say 'come fight me IRL' just so she can get one of her arcane friends to teleport her to my place so that I turn around and see a hugely muscled monster girl with glasses.

I want her to be smug up until I flash a hotblooded grin instead of a frightened frown

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011583
No difference between seeing a shota with a big dick and a normal dude with an equally, proportionately big dick in my eyes.

It's not like one is more disproportionate than the other. Besides, monstergirls would love it. Well, truthfully if you did like it, I'd be more concerned I was talking to an Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010745
I bet she mains Pharah

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011592
>Oh good, a challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011357
Anon is the luckiest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011605
Exactly.

>Pffft, I look at this nerd, wetting himself just cause of some mu-....wait....is he smiling?

Wonder if her mother never taught her about fighting the crazy ones, because win or lose, I would love a good fist fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011592
>>17011613
What the fuck am I reading

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011592
>Nerdhound that stands 7 feet tall and looks something like pic related
>Tell her to "Git gud" on her stream
>It turns out she's from the same town
>You walk past her on the street one day
>She kabedons you against a building
>"What rings u got bitch?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011620
Wiki-tier shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011602
Oh don't get me wrong, disproportionate dicks past a certain extreme look awful to me regardless, it just happens a lot with shotas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011443
Ball licking deepthroat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011620
What, you don't want to pick internet fights that get into hot blooded battles with muscled monster girls?

>>17011623
Corinthy and favor.
Rolling all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011631
>Rolling all day.
>Anon awkwardly rolls away from the giant musclehound

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011628
It's what Ghouls are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011627
Well if you think about it logically, there's no reason in the setting a monstergirl couldn't get her huge cock and rape it too.

With mamono mana she could get her cute shota who is still hung like a horse, and considering it's more or less the best of both worlds it probably happens fairly frequently

Especially around the onee-sabath

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011637

No no no.
You gotta roll INTO her.

Don't you know how this works?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011631
No, because I do not envision myself as a shitty anime protagonist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011647
Where's the fun in that?
A good fist fight is good for the soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011631
>Not Corinthy and Havel

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011643
>Roll into the wolfu
>End up face first with her vag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011640
So long as its a grower and not a shower. It'd be rather inconvenient otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011654
Don't need a Havel ring if you aren't that heavy.

>>17011655
You say that like its a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011659
>Don't need a Havel ring if you aren't that heavy.
We're talking about someone who actually wants to fight IRL over video games, let's be real here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011656
Never been fond of showers. Some small part of my mind always thinks about how troublesome it would be to lug around two feet of cock all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011623
>7 ft tall meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011665
Look, if I can't wear heavier than nothing armor and roll like I'm in my underwear then what's the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011444
>A young scheduledog doesn't yet know how to properly rule her monster instincts
All the more reason to teach her all about lewdness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011682
I still don't get why it became a meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011682
>breathing air meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011692
>eating meme

>>17011691
It's the goldilocks of height

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011691
Because 7 foot is a sweet spot for a lot of people who like tall girls.
And some people will call anything that gets popular a meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011682
>>17011691
Taking issue with the golden height I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011691
Taller than just about anyone without getting into truly impractical/freakish territory.
Do you really expect people to get unnecessarily specific and trot out things like 6'10" when the point is "tall" and not "exactly X height"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011704
I guess. I just find it weird when every one who likes tall girls say that their waifu is 7 ft tall. It's like if everyone who liked big breasts said that their waifu had DD cup size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011717
>DD
>Big

Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011717
>big breasts
>DD cup size.
You mean moderately sized breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011717
There's a hell of a lot more variability in how far people are willing to go with tit sizes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011726
But isn't that the point he's making? By saying big or tall people can imagine it to whatever their mental image of it is. By specifying a size it could wildly different in interpretation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011563
Streamer Anubis mains Pharah, Ice Queens and Yetis always fight over who picks Mei first

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011717
Get a load of this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011734
Because 7ft is tall without going into extremes like 9ft or 10ft would entail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011738
Passion is cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011738
jesus christ the size of those tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011603
I want an Anubis in a Raptor power suit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011734
I think a lot of that has to do with the fact that people don't really have a mental image of how big each size is.
Everyone here has a height they can compare to, but not breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011734
No one interprets 7ft as small tho, so your analogy is incorrect

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011738
Sasuga japan

[Anonymous No.]

I want a superstitious demon monster girl.
>Refuses to stay on the 13th floor of the hotel
>Throws salt over her shoulder when at dinner
>Yells at you when you say "goddamn"
>"You're a demon for crying out loud!"
>"There's no reason to tempt fate!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011738
I'm 90% certain thats biologically impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011803
>biological impossibilities
>monstergirls
Also, Passion Lip is from Nasu material, so she isn't even out of place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011812
Passion a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17009540

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008149
I can't believe I missed this, I'll finally have a voiced "I wanna fuck a monster girl!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011738
Big and meaty

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011816
Oyaji priest and tiny Succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011820
Extra milky.
>tfw there are so many chounyuu Passionlip images out there that I have no idea which one to post

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011820
jesus christ look at those paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011831
Look at those cheeks, I want to pinch and rub against them

[Anonymous No.]

How pouty would a shortstack get if you laughed when her tits popped a button of her shirt?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a problem if my waifu is 10ft tall, her breasts are bigger than her body and her ass is big enough to engulf my arm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011845
Just some logistics problems, but that's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011845
Yeah, I'd say so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011845
It'd look pretty extreme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011845
Not if you have a way of supporting her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011839
Forced paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011845
There's a certain charm in needing to use a stepstool to fuck your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17010493
I want to watch the stream of the girls who do otherwise normal stream things, but wear smug grins the entire time and give offhand derogatory comments to the viewers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011845
I'm not even sure what that would look like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011695
This pretty much. I like tall, but not TOO tall. Seven feet is just right.

[Anonymous No.]

Is your vampfu a messy bloodsucker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011976
If a Vampire doesn't make it look like a murder, it means she's not into you. Blood should be everywhere when she's done, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011976
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

Checked my mail today and a couple nice things showed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011820
I want to bury my face in those big fluffy paws!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011997
What am I looking at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011997
The sideways one on the top right is best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012004
>censor label
>leave name on the sticky note

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012014
The Demon pit! Jump on in to win fabulous prizes!

How long can you last?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012004
Nice Gazers, Zach

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011991
But I need that stuff inside me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012004

We have gazerfag's name, as was foretold in the prophecies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011991
Oh shit that's pretty lewd anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012022
>>17012028
Thus it was written, thus it shall be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012017
The label had the sender's address, anon.
>>17012022
>>17012028
no doxx pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011991
If she doesn't cherish every last drop as if it were ambrosia from the gods themselves, she doesn't truly love you. If she let it spill it means you're no more than a bloodbag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012052
I like that part about vampires though. There's discreet progression over time as you go from trash kept in the dungeon, to a bloodbag kept in chains, to a snack kept under supervision, to a lover kept nearby, to a husband held close.
Feels more like I earned it, even if i didn't do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012052
But it's too good, it makes her lose control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17011997
Is this by that one hentai artist?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get hit on by a GMILF Kitsune trying to desperately hold onto her youth
>walking home from work when an older nine-tailed fox comes up to you
>Sexy Grandma here has a school uniform too small to cover her mature curves
>"H-hey there, uh, stud. I see you are a virile, young man- I mean, not young like you're younger than me, because I'm also young, ehehe... Anyways, how would you like to go- oh damn, what the hell do kids do for fun these days- to the sock hop and boogie down?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012185
Just how GMILF are we talking here.

I'm suddenly getting vibes that I might be looking for the wrong fox here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012189
standard 1000 year old, but still looks like she just entered her late 50s

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012185
I don't want millennia old used goods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012185
I'd hold open doors, carry groceries, and help her cross busy intersections in a patronizing fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012189

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012193
Then we're golden.

[Anonymous No.]

I want TWO fox girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012199
I would unashamedly attempt to bed that particular fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012205
Now the real question.

Is she still fertile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012206
We will certainly find out.
>>17012203
It's your lucky day, anon. The local shrine is having a buy one, get one free sale on foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012206
How is that even a question? A MG is fertile from puberty until death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012209
What would I have to buy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012211
>>17012209
Would be nice.
I imagine she'd be eager at raising a daughteru at her age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012206
I imagine a monstergirl's womb will become fertile at a moments notice if her husband wants it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012211
>Thinking death will stop a MG from procreating

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012217
Unfortunately, that's just about the only thing they can't control. Canonically, monsters have quite low fertility rates. It's partly why they're all so ravenous for sex; They balance out low birth rates by fucking almost non-stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012218
Even ghosts can have babies. I'm surprised automatons can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012218
Liches are cute, even when they're angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012229
Because they don't have vaginas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012229
They're working on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012242
How many Gremlins must I hire to make a baby-maker for my robot waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012248
Exactly three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012248
If you installed an artificial womb in an automaton, does that mean they could have human babies?

[Anonymous No.]

Can you love slim girls the same as meatier ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012209
I'd go, but I'm uncomfortable with the idea of buying a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012256
I love them quite a bit more than meaty girls actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012255
Probably, but the DE they emit would corrupt them before they're born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012248
>>17012253
Make sure you hire Gremlins that are already pregnant, otherwise they'll get baby-crazy and take lots of breaks with their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012261
So they would be born either cute succubus or alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012266
Alps only happen to fags, so the more logical thing that would happen would be an Incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012266
This has been said before. Male babies in this sort of situation would become incubi not an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012259
>no thick hips to hold
>no full breasts to fondle
>no plump ass to squeeze

how

[Anonymous No.]

So, how do you break it to your kakuren waifu that all her techniques are stolen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012270
>>17012271
Gay baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012261
Automatons don't have DE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012278
They don't? Could have sworn they did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012279
If they did then they would be able to have Automaton babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012278
They use it to function so it's probably just succubus mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012255
But I don't want her to give birth to a succubus or something! I want to have a little robot baby with her.

Hmmm... What if we made a baby together? And not in the regular 'screw goes into hole' way. I mean literally make one. There has to be something to Automotons that makes them alive. Most common way I see it referred to is as a soul drive (or a spark if you're on /co/). We craft one together, put a bit of our life forces or whatever into it to start it, and then implant the drive into a body. It's literally the daughter we created and gave life to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012280
Well I guess they can have give birth to sons then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012287
The answer is obvious.

Semen powered replecation units where their womb would be, they need their husbands seed to not only power it but provide material that can be used to create unique looking daughteru units.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012288
Automatons are weird. They aren't really "monster girls" so it's quite possible that you can have incubi with them. Male robots probably exist too since their original function wasn't really just sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl has the best abs, and what's the lewdest thing you can do with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012298
Your waifu
Ruining them with pregnancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012293
>Male robots probably exist too
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012298
I'm going to say amazons because that's their deal sort of.
Abjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012256
Meh

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012278
>>17012279
>>17012280
>the individuals currently in existence were excavated from ancient ruins and animated via demonic energy.
They run on DE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012332
Then why can't they have children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012337
Such a restriction is not stated anywhere in the profile.
I seem to recall people thinking that due to KC's comments on her release, but I wouldn't know where to find that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012324
That girl needs to wear more decent clothing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012324
dark skin with blonde/white hair should be illegal with how sexy it is

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that not all kunoichi are lithe.

Some are buff ambush predators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012362
There's only one buff ambush predator I care about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012376
>>17012376
That's an ambush predator

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012362
I want to yank off a Kunoichi's mask and call her cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012381
Is it really an ambush if she just jumps you?
That's just a predator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012387
Buff muscle ninja is gonna kidnap you.

>>17012388
Really its more an ambush pairing as theres a werebat in that pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012393
>Buff muscle ninja is gonna kidnap you.
She won't have to do that, I'd go with her willingly. I just hope she lets me pack first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012398
SHe would.
Hell, she may even help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012393
They have means of functioning as solo hunters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012362
There are also plump kunoichis whose preferred method of assassination is face-sitting and tit-smothering

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012404
Well I certainly would appreciate the help, I just hope she wouldn't get distracted if she starts packing my clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012410
>face-sitting and tits-smothering
That's gimmick infringement! The Holst Rogues Alliance is going to sue!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012415
Tits-smothering is a gimmick that belongs to all girls with large breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

Undead girls are really cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012471
jiang shi best undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012417
>The use of one's pronounced chest or posterior for the express purposes of assassinations via asphyxiation (henceforth referred to as 'tit-smothering' and 'face-sitting', respectively) is noted for proprietary use by the Holstaurus Rogues Alliance, LLC and its affiliated members & partners therein. Any attempts to use the above mentioned techniques in this way will be considered infringement and be subject to immediate legal repercussions.
They had it written into the group's charter. Those kunoichi can expect to see Pally, Ushi, & and Dragon in court if they do not cease and desist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012477
I like Ochimushas better personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012199

The truest of semen demons. I've fapped to her many times, even though her h manga is so short.

[Anonymous No.]

>the portal opens and monster girls come over to this world
>your waifu likes to brag that she's into some kinky stuff, so you decide to mess with her and show her ball torture porn
>she starts puking at the sight of it and questioning why anyone would harm such a precious thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012493
Foxy Grandma has a doujin? All I've ever seen are the odd lewd art art of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn have a Dullahan gf cheer you on with both hands and accidentally let her head roll off

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012505

https://exhentai.org/g/653175/cf1cce770d/

7 pages, not counting the extra pic of Yuugi at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012484
i just wanna sneak up on a sleeping one and put on her talisman and see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012522
They have a talisman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012517
Artist also did a solo pic of her.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=43781685

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012523
was refering to the jiang shi, Ochimusa are good but jiang shi just do it for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012527
I can respect that.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW you're just trying to live a normal life as a factory worker in MGC but this fucking Valkyrie that apparently only you can see and hear with flames for eyes and a voice that speaks all languages at once keeps showing up and droning on and on about how you are the Sword of Michael, Herald of the End-Times, that must purify the world in holy flame.

[Anonymous No.]

I need pictures of cute alps pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012536

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012536
Does this count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012554
I don't know, he is pretty cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012552
That tail needs to be EXTRA THICC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012536
>>17012552
>>17012554
>>17012559
Get out of here you faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012536
You got it boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012536
alps are cute and deserve love

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012185
>>17012195
I don't know anon. Imagine all the special techniques she's learned over a thousand years. Sex with her would be amazing. I personally wouldn't mind taking an experienced GMILF kitsune as a wife. But at the very least you gotta admit, they'd make for a great one night stand or just an occasional fuck every so often. To each their own, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012576
Transexuals deserve the electric chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012577
The best GMILF is the one that you made a mother to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012577

I agree wholeheartedly, they're waifus by design. They've been doing this shit for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012185
>GMILF Kitsune
>ara ara... ara ara~
I CAN HEAR IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012185

That's too bad because I'm only into older, more refined ladies. Y'know, grannies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012604
Those two aren't to be fucked with, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012614
I want to fight the Mofu Yakuza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012350
Huh, so that's what she looks like without those things on her arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012614
>the ara aras you'll hear in between bouts of waterboarding
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012617
I would strongly recommend against it. Unless you want to have a 'talk' with her enforcer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012617

Go for it dude. Don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012636
I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012586
>you've always wanted to learn how to be a better cook
>so you decided to sign up for this kitsune's 8 week cooking class
>it's fairly cheap and it has overwhelmingly positive reviews
>first day of class you meet your thousand year old kitsune teacher
>you're astonished at how beautiful she is for her age
>through the weeks you begin to get really close with her
>you've become sort of a teacher's pet
>unfortunately 8 weeks passed rather quickly for you
>it's the final class and being the socially awkward guy you are you don't have the courage to ask her out for a date
>would she even date you? she's over a thousand years old. surely she's done with dating at her age
>as you walk out of your final class, she pulls you aside and gives you her number, asking for a date
>relived but also nervous, you gladly accept her offer
>you spend your first date with her in a park on a quiet Monday afternoon
>you were shy at first but the two of you opened up very quickly and connected very well with each other
>after several more successful dates, you two are now a couple
>you decide to spend the night over at her house for the first time
>the two of you start off with a light dinner, with her showing you just how well she can cook
>giving the two of you the best meal imaginable
>you make your way to the couch with her to cuddle up
>after about an hour and a half of cuddling and the occasional make out, she confesses something to you
>she's had many relationships over the years, but she doesn't have many years left (to her it's not many, but it's about 50 years)
>she confesses to you that she always wanted to bear a child
>she tried in the past but she was never able to get pregnant
>with begging eyes she asks if you would want to give it one more try
>all she's ever wanted was a child of her own to hold in her arms
>you lose your virginity to her in what was very long and passionate sex
>you end up moving in with her the week after and begin trying for a baby from then on
>after about two years or hard work, the two of you conceive a child together
>her lifelong wish has been filled and you live the rest of your lives together happily ever after

[Anonymous No.]

I need a gyaru onee-san
>"Oi, otouto. Come here, I'm gonna show you how to make any girl your lovesick bitch. You'll be practicing on me, of course~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012628
What, is she going to try to hit me with a pipe while riding a bike in a sewer?

[Anonymous No.]

If March Hares make everything they hear into innuoendos, do you have to use innuendos to talk to them normally?
>"Make sure to get an entire gallon of that thick, creamy, white stuff. I want to share some of it with you tomorrow as I pour it all over until your goods are soggy."
>"Okay anon, I'll pick up some milk at the store"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012641

I'd do it, I have the basics of cooking down. Never made a japanese dish though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012614
I'll rape the Godmother and get her so addicted to my young, virile dick that she can't concentrate on leading her criminal empire and the Nooks will be able to take over their business!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012646

No way fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012660
Go away, Leon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mofu Yakuza has a single human branch family
>Every generation, the first born son of the branch family is adopted into the main family and raised alongside the woman that'll become his bride
>Be the second born son
>Aunt Reina keeps trying to set you up on dates with human girls she says will give her future granddaughter's future husband nice traits
>Parents have another son
>Milton Brunson - I'm Free.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012641
Absolutely lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012656
She already has a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012650
Better sharpen my Hungarian then

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012673
Well, then I'll NTR rape the Godmother. That's even better. I'll taunt her about cumming harder than her grandpa husband has made her cum in decades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012679

You're utter trash. Matango would spit and hiss at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012679
Well, at least you dropped any pretense of trying to be taken seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>Captured by mofu Yakuza
>wake up bagged in a presumably small room
>body temperature feels through the roof, almost simmering
>can't see or feel anything, but I can hear a slicking sound
>"What's going on?!"
>"Ara, you're awake? I was just keeping your son company while we waited for you, Mr. Anon"
>body starts to feel less numb, there's increasing pressure on my johnson
>bag on my head is taken off, see fox milf milking my cock with her feet
>can't take it anymore, bust piping on polliwogs all over her plantigrade pedicure
>switch between looking at her white-stained pantyhose and her increasingly mysterious smile
>last thing I hear is an ufufu before I get a rifle to the back of my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012679
Are you absolutely sure of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012685

This is the part where you go, "wait... I have no son!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012698
He's an energetic boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012683
>Matango would spit and hiss at you.
Is this the ultimate humiliation? It sounds amazing. Even better than getting bullied by a Monoeye. I need it so bad. I desperately need to get my dick melded to her foot and have her hiss at me and spit in my mouth while trampling me forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012701

I'd continue to play dumb. What, are they going to shoot me for being oblivious? I call her bluff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012716
Which leads into 5 more toes, with them kneading a special place. Your deflections didn't work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012720

As long as I'm not getting shot in the head, I'm happy. I am a simple man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012731
Well someone's getting shot, and since you've fired some rounds off at a mofu boss, you're in pretty hot water buddy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012731
>shot in the head
Worse than that, they'll send in The Cuddler

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012755
But that's not bad at all, hell I could go for a cuddle right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012754

I will tell her that I unsure about what is sexual innuendo and what is a genuine threat to my life. Please understand.

captcha:
>foxtail
>hungary

hah

[Anonymous No.]

Do tazers work on MGs? I want to tie up a ryu so well that she can't break free once I play with her reverse scale, and I wanted to try giving her some shocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012771
They work especially well on raijus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012771
Tends to backfire on thunderbirds, raiju, and electric unagi joro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012767
Her cuddles are rough and she demands sake and pampering, and her hangover cuddles will last until noon the next day

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012784
I want to taze a blue dragon right in the genitals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012755
N-Not The Cuddler!

I'll get right on those payments I need to make, no need to send her around to my store!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012768
>wake up again
>your eyesights' robbed again, the numbness from your first morning rising was replaced with intense pleasure and the back of your skull is throbbing from blunt force trauma
>something else was throbbing pretty hard too
>you feel warm air blow into your ear
>"Awake so soon Mr. Anon? We're not done the finishing touches just yet."
>You feel something lightly claw at your second, smaller head. Like the tips of a few fingers. It nearly sent you into heaven, your body lightly convulsing, and leaking precum everywhere
>"Ara, how's the aphrodisiac? Seems to be working fine, with all of this manjuice leaking out."
>You're really wondering why you're getting this intense S&M style action
>"Ara.. You'll get your answers after we're done our "interrogation", Mr. Anon"
>You then feel a heavy pressure on you, like someone is sitting on top of you. With the taste of fur from a bunch of tails waving in your face, you can deduct that someone IS sitting on you
>"You're twitching rather violently Mr. Anon, is there something you'd like to tell us?"
>You'd like to tell her to let you explode, but the whole tails-your-mouth deal is kinda foiling that plan
>As if she could read your mind, she begins moving
>"Allow me to assist you in your answers, Mr. Anon" the mofu boss said as you feel two distinct pressures enveloping your dick, not unlike breasts, but with the feeling of a fabric - like nylon - you guess she's currently rubbing her thighs on you
>as you get nice sensations from wonderfully wrapped thick thighs, you feel a hand pulling down your foreskin and massaging the very sensitive skin it protected
>it doesn't take long with your drug-induced body to reach climax as you feel yourself shooting massive loads
>"Ufufu.. It's all over my stockings again Mr. Anon."
>You hear a fairly distinctive licking sound
>"Mmm.. So much and so thick.. Charming, Mr. Anon. Tovarisch Cuddler?"
>You hear steps behind you as two large paws grab your face and stop you from breathing
>Your consciousness fades once more..
Such is life in Mofu Yakuza territory. What crazy things will happen to Mr. Anon next?

[Anonymous No.]

It's deader than a Liches vagina in here

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013012
everyones jacking off to something

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013012
>>17013019
I'm slogging through shitty HotS games for Overwatch shit I don't even really want all that much.
>tfw no Kikimora to suck my dick and make the time go faster

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013024
>monster girl sucking you off under your desk while you play games
>gives you lewd encouragement while playing so you do better
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013012
I dunno about you but it's around 4am here. Usually all I'm thinking about at this hour is the heat death of the universe and sandwiches.

Have a sandwich mouse for your thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013019
Nah, too depressed to jack off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013024
I still need to play HotS for my D.Va skin...

I bet memecats would just love to give you head while you play videogames, you wouldn't even need to ask, they'd do it just to see you squirm while you're trying to concentrate.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night thread. Don't stay up too late. Your waifu may just be waiting to bless your dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013062
The cutest oppai vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013054
>"So, made it to Sen's fortress huh? Seems like you could use a little encouragement~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013062
Thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013012

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013080
>tfw no smug Cheshire who hangs out in the Darkmoon Forest, resting in a windowsill.
>"Hey kid, you want to join a covenant?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013132
>Alvina-chan tries to lead Anon away from Artorias' grave because she knows he was in the Abyss in the past and wants to spare Sif the heartbreak of having to watch the man who saved her go to his doom.
>She'll never lose her near ceaseless smile after she sees anon leaving the forest and hears Sif's mournful howls into the night.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that you will NEVER be called onii-chan by a goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013150
I'd rather see her cuddling a chubby Apophis and calling her Onee-chan.
I want to get pictures of my daughterus doing cute things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008989
>ywn get a $5 blowjob from a black harpy in a dark alleyway
>swn use her experienced cock sucking techniques to give you pleasure you never imagined
>ywn frequent her at least 5 times a week
>swn show you the ropes in bed
>ywn declare your love for her
>ywn marry her
>ywn spend your entire day getting screwed on the top of your house which she turned into a nest
>ywn have many kids together and raise a big family together
feelsbadman.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013167
Does she at least rinse between clients? I mean, not my thing, but whatever floats your boner anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013167
>Black Harpy, desperate for cash grabs an anon outside an alley and asks if she can suck his dick for cash.
>He accepts.
>Almost every day after he shows up to give her a nice creamy load and five dollars.
>Eventually she starts swinging by his house to suck his dick on the couch.
>Then the next week she's giving assjobs too.
>Then anal.
>Then finally, he confesses that he loves her and that he wants to spend the rest of his life with her.
>That night he's not allowed to pull out until he knocks her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013177
I imagine. I didn't think through all the details.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013181
Maybe you were her first client and she decided she didn't need or want other clients.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013167
>>17013178
>Paying monsters for sex

When did bizarro world get internet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013186
I mean, those blowjob fruits are a thing. She could have just been a fan of them for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013188
Some girls are desperate and need cash. Others get off on it. You should've seen that one shortstack Tanuki who got desperate enough to offer an all you can eat fuck buffet to her stepbrother for a penny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013186
Well the story implies that she's been at it for awhile. Otherwise, she wouldn't be experienced. Unless she's been practicing on a dildo or something, getting tips and tricks from online sources.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013201
Like >>17013196 said, those blowjob plants exist.
I like there being an online forum for married monstergirls to share tips with single girls too.

[Anonymous No.]

>a lonely monster drags herself to bed, dreading another sleepless night
>it's been cold, and just a little too quiet
>nighttime has seemed just a little bit darker than usual, not enough to scare her but enough that she can never quite relax
>she lets down her hair, brushes it straight and turns out her lamp as she climbs under the covers, sighing
>just another long night before waking up just as tired
>one, two, three hours tick by
>old habits don't help; a rolled up spare blanket holds no warmth, the wall next to the bed doesn't reach out and hold her
>after four hours, the fatigue is unbearable
>she rubs her eyes and sits back up, knees pulled up to her chest
>She hugs her knees and leans back against the wall, not sure what else to do
>for who knows how long, she sits there and thinks of him
>that guy who could come sweep her off her feet at any time
>that guy who holds her close on nights like this and makes her feel safe
>the one who's always warm and understands what it means when she takes hold of his arm, or sighs into his chest
>that person who can kiss the top of her head and make the long night just melt away
>and suddenly, it's morning
>the sun is up, and the birds are singing
>she gives a half-hearted stretch and throws off the blankets, stepping onto the cold floor
>even the first yawn of the day doesn't come out right
>the sun doesn't make the day seem any brighter, just paints it a different colour
>Just another long day of waiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013205
Licking fruit I think they're called. I always forget that the MGE world has its own unique fruits and veggies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013218
I mean, you can't fuck a fruit or veggie. Well, you can, but why do that when you can fuck a MG of your choice in your imagination?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013200
>RP is becoming more common
This thread is descending deeper into shit every week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013233
Anon I was talking about a discussion from an earlier thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013239
Upon further inspection, it was in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013215
A lot of us here know that feel as well. Portals when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013218
Are there magic vibrating cucumbers for the more lonely monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013215
What would happen if she woke up and the worlds fused in her sleep leaving her face to face with her husbando?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013150
It's alright. I've already made peace with the fact that I will never at a Baphomet's cute little head, while she excitedly tells me about the potions she brewed, over a nice cup relaxing of tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>Meet, fuck and marry an Elf
>Incubize after several years
>From the time you've met her until now, her personality has never changed
>Her words and actions don't match
>She's always touching you, holding your hand, cuddling you, kissing you and initiating sex
>At the same time, her words are always cold and accusatory, saying that you're a beast who's enslaving and raping her against her will
>She talks in her sleep though, and it's the only time she's ever honest
>She mumbles that she loves you, that she can't live without you, that she can't wait to start a family with you and that she wants to spend her entire life at your side

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013473
AROUND ELVES, WATCH YOURSELVES

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013477
Especially those crazy Wood Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013473
>you're a beast who's enslaving and raping her against her will
Does that mean she's permanently doing slave-play with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013473
I want to give Elf-chan a million bucks and put her in front of an open door and say she's free to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

I was thinking of doing a story about a little Wurmling who picks up a potted Alraune and takes her on a journey to see the world because living on a windowsill is sad and boring.
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013549
Please do

[Anonymous No.]

You know what would be nice?
A healing story about a anon helping out a freshly turned werewolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013557
I was hoping for ideas.
>>17013559
What's there to help? Werewolves have it made. They can lick their own pussies and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013563
In the MGE world many women would see turning into a Monster as a horrible fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013559
I'd rather see a more drastic transformation that would take a lot more getting used to. Like a woman who got splashed with ushi-oni blood or one who got bitten by an apophis.

The loss of limbs and having to get used to a whole new way of moving around world be harder for her to adapt to so it could make for some cute moments when you're helping her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013510
Sort of?
She'll do things like kiss you and then take your hand in hers before saying something like "Unhand me, human".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013549
So anyway I'm going to call the Wurm Wanda., because that's how a Japanese person pronounces wander, which is what she'll be doing.
What would a flower be called though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013563
I was thinking more along the lines of her getting abandoned due to becoming a a monster.
granted i could work with any monster, but IF we are talking MGE, then having something like a dragon is weird and a foxgirl or succubus would be boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013698
Adopting stray Werewolves?

[Violated Hero No.]

Why is she so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013698
>Foxgirl or succubus would be boring.
How so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012185
I bet the signs of age are only lightly etched over her face too. Light crows feet that makes it look more like she's constantly smiling smugly, while her body is tight as fuck and curvy.

>You'll never come to her with a request a handful of weeks into the relationship, asking her not to look at you like too much of a weirdo
>You'll never come to her with an ancient styled X Garment, and describe how you have a real fetish for it, not realizing it was the big thing when she was still, actually a young girl a handful of centuries ago
>You'll never fuck her in it, simultaneously making her feel that youth she craves while also getting the best and most passionate lay of your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013706
Who is that even?

[Violated Hero No.]

>>17013723
Ammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013706
You can't see her hippo feet in this picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013723
Don't reply to bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013706
>Violated Hero
>Ugly board mascot
/monster/ please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013734
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013737
Gonna cash in a newfag token as I didn't know this was bait

[Violated Hero No.]

>>17013735
You just can't handle a real woman with thighs like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013715
Think about it, with kitsune and succubi, all your making is a more horny woman, little more than a glorified rapist.

Quite a few monsters would have to learn more things than just lust, also mixing a humans personality with a monsters urges would be grand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013735
You can't see any of her body bellow the neck which is a good thing.
>>17013760
I'd sooner handle a cheese grater to my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

spooders

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012577
>Cucks can't into foresight and future planning
Typical. I bet taking a young, virginal for and turning her into a millenia old experienced GMILF yourself never even occurred to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012577
GMILF foxes are perfect, god knows how many times I've fapped to that Abubu doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013786
Cute and provocative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013787
>turning her into a millenia old experienced GMILF yourself
I'd die long before that. Also too much work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013813
What's so provocative about a young lady using her phone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013819
>I'd die long before that
No you wouldn't
>Also too much work.
It's worth it, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013824
Do all young girls keep their butts up like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013832
Maybe young spider girls do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013825
But I'd already be familiar with all the tricks she knows and also most likely jaded as fuck after those millenia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013642
is Lilly too cliche?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013837
You don't seem too intelligent, you'd probably forget half her tricks so they'd always be new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012577
I'm still not settling with a used goods slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17012554
>>17012559
>Trapfaggots using Alps as an excuse to post monsterboys
>the threads just lie down and accept it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013887
Come on, Anon, it's just some sloppy hundredths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013774
Idea bucket time! running on theme of transformation

>Female secretary with becoming a kikimora, wanting to server her boss more intimately.

>Shy librarian woman becoming a wurm, learning to control her new strength and worrying about her thoughts about claiming the man she likes.

>Anon with werewolf wife makes a home for abandoned werewolves.

>Slime queen growing her first "servant"

>corrupted woman has sex with boyfriend/husband, becoming a lesser succubus in the process

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013896
Alpfags are cancer, big surprise. Anyone who likes the tranny monster has to be an actual faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013946
Well personally, I wonder why 'chubby' has to get tagged onto lots of scenarios or girls to an extent that it says that someone has a raging fat fetish here and can't contain their heart disease.

[Anonymous No.]

Wew now that's some weak bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013932
>reddit spacing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014026
We clearly need strong bait. The strongest bit.
Someone tie a Wurm to an anchor and throw her in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014039
Won't that sink the ship?

[Anonymous No.]

would it be possible to be married to a monster girl without knowing it, like if she came in and violated you while you're asleep and left every morning?
>lately, starts waking up earlier and earlier every morning
>not as tired in the mornings, but strangely sore
>hip area feels like it's been squeezed
>balls are hurting despite not masturbating last night
>bedsheets are scattered all over
>Anon has a weird taste in his mouth
>this continues for months
>anon wakes up one morning to find a ring on his nightstand and a note
>"Happy Anniversary Sweetest! Tonight is our honeymoon~"
What should anon do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014026
What's bait? An opinion you disagree with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014042
Indeed, it is the strongest bait for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014033
Sorry, I forget to undo the spacing when I phonepost at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014053
Just what are you trying to bait out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013932
I want the top two and the last one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014044
Invest in kunoichi capture devices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014066
The biggest megalodon Mershark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014044
What species of monster is she even?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014044
>MG raping Anon in his sleep
>Not raping him while he's awake and screaming
What a shit tier MG she must be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014094
We just don't know.

By the way, has their been a crow tengu/ black harpy edit made of this? It would be cute if there was.

[Anonymous No.]

Question- What would Kakuens, Hinezumis and the other martial-arts type MGs think of an Anon who was secretly a Drunken Master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014168
Probably not much, if he's one secretly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014168
>anon's secretly a perverted drunken master who can beat them with one arm behind his back
>they're ready for him to rape them and he starts taking off their panties but stops there
>he takes the panties home and sniffs them before having some more alcohol
>drunken masters are weird types

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014175
And if they found out? In the most hilariously choking-on-you-own-hubris way imaginable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014168
They would go to the onis and satyros, trying to find one that knows about anon's fighting style so they can learn more.

[Anonymous No.]

>dullahan waifu finds old SNES
>stars playing Super Ghouls'n Ghosts
>keeps dying
>tries to throw controller in frustration
>sends her head flying instead by mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014221
Cute, even if she does need pampering to get over the bump to her head. Assuming that dullahan are naturally good at resisting concussions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014221
Better than breaking the controller and it will teach her not to rage anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014044
dopplegangers can pretend to be other girls for lifetimes if it means staying with the guy she loves. Nightmares only really come out of their shells in the dreams they can control. Figure that between the two, there is a fair chance of a similar MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014221
>having casual waifu
ew

[Anonymous No.]

>ba BA-ba DOOK! DOOK! DOOK!
Oh dear, someones knocking.
Won't you let them in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014283
I'm not letting such a low tier monster in my house. Call back when you're Sadako.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014283
But my house has a gate and I'm pretty sure it doesn't make that sound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014283
Nope. Fuck that. Time for me to suck on a gun.

[Anonymous No.]

Is a cute, happy Lich the best kind? Because that's how I hope my Waifu is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014302

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014283
I'm scaroused

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014302
The best Lich is the one with her phylactery dunked into Intoxication Fruit wine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013215
Today's the day she'll get her man

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007100
It's gone. Does anyone have a backup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014326
Remember to not bully the lich's phylactery. You'll have to take responsibility and marry her if you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014283

I just googled this, I'm intrigued. Is it worth a watch? My standards aren't terribly high.

[Anonymous No.]

What's up with all these greentexts, someone's having a bout of diarrhea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007927
>>17007927
One day Slowpoke. One day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014398
Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014396
It kinda sucks but if your standards aren't high you'll probably enjoy it at least a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014396
Personally, no, it's not all that good.
It's just yet another analogy for some human condition turned into a movie, and all of the characters are pretty shit. The kid is especially annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014380
But my plan was to bully a Lich's phylactery, then her body and then leg it before she recovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014305
Wouldn't a vampire be a more apt monster for it? They both can only enter if you let them in right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014427
You better marry her then, anon. She won't be able to recover and will most likely become a mere female undead for some time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013150
I want to call a goat Nee chan, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014445
Am I the only one that thinks if you broke a Lich's phylactery, rather than getting some submissive little flower, you would only be met by a ravingly aggressive psychopath?
I mean, anyone that experiments with the dead probably isn't going to be an innocent little trollop.
Or maybe it's just the mad science part of me yearning for demented laughter and Frankensteins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014454
Pochi really needs to work on his buttfangs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014398
You say that like this isn't normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>dullahan waifu finds a copy of Forza
>hold her head and lean it into the turns while she races
>watch as her body also leans into the turns
>crashes and falls of the couch
>drop her head trying to catch her body

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014485
She isn't going to be submissive, she is just going to be extremelly sensitive due to her experiments. She'll probably cum on touch and be yearning for warmth like normal zombies or something.

So yeah, it's just the mad scientist in you wanting a mad scientist waifu. I think a gremlin wants to tap your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014508
Hehe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014508
Give her a kiss when you help her get her head back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014511
GENTLEMEN. BEHOLD. PORN.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute muscled elf wives!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014508
Speaking of dullahans.

Underrated MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014549
They're so fun to play with. You can play catch with her head, while her body throws a hail mary. Or you can use it for more lewd purposes. The possibilities are endless!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014563
Dullahans are cute and lewd! You can get a blowjob while you're cuddling with her on the couch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014566
And you can control the pace, because you're holding her head. Not that she'd complain. Probably enjoys deep throating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014549
Absolutely. Best for trying crazy new positions with.

[Anonymous No.]

Not all Onis are violent drunkards who get into fights and rape men
Some of them are cultured girls who love their country's traditions

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014576
Where can I find one an oni like that then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014576
>>17014576
Can they be cultured and still rape their husbands? Or is it rape if he wants it forced?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014576
the traditions of alcohol, violance and sexual intercourse with unwilling men

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014583
They tend to run INNs, especially in remote mountainous regions

>>17014588
Lies and slander!
Do not disrespect their traditions or you will fear their wrath

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014607
I want to bully a tall strongfat oni who's converted into a peaceful traditional girl until she finally snaps and shows me her "True Oni Nature"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014511
Being so unused to emotions and sensitivity would turn her into a mere female corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you guys think of elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014549

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014607
you mean they will forcebly rape me in a drunken rage?
i expecteed nothing more from them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014398
Greentexts used to be very common in these threads.
They were also better than these in general, but I'm just happy anons are at least trying again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008645
As long as her femdom aspect didnt got watered down.

Kamaitachi was supposed to be so femdom and rapey, it made Hellhound look like a Holstaur.

I expect nothing less.

[Anonymous No.]

New lewd holstaur artwork:

https://i.pximg.net/img-original/img/2017/05/13/21/00/01/62880943_p0.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014677
403

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014677
403 forbidden

[Anonymous No.]

Name one thing lewder than a loli in a microkini
Protip: You can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014686
>>17014697
Not the same guy, but if I had to guess it's this one http://i.imgur.com/QImUjfN.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014586
>>17014620
>>17014658
What is it with you guys always wanting to get a monster girl to rape you

What's wrong with non-violent consensual sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014642
You can make 35 bone bolts from one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014702
A loli in a shiny, deliciously tight and barely transparent white school swimsuit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014702
Oppai loli in a microkini

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014702
A curvy demon in the same microkini.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014705
>milking into a plate
What a dummy!

[Anonymous No.]

Just another story idea

>Anon winds up booting the sims for old times sake.
>Odd, he doesn't remember a mod that added monster girls.
>Or ones that gave them way more intelligence.
>Continues playing the game as normal.
>Meanwhile in MG world.
>Lilim's desk is overflowing with strange reports.
>Doors vanishing, stoves popping up everywhere.
>The Pharaoh and Yeti somehow switched houses while not noticing, causing one to catch hypothermia while the other suffered heat exhaustion.
>Pools have walls sprouting up around them.
>The dragon baker had to be sent to the insane asylum because she thought her baby was 'buns' for the oven.
>Not to mention the liches at the hospital have been working overtime with all these weird deaths that have been happening.
>Now Lilim wants to know who is doing this to her realm.
>Meanwhile, Anon is giggling like retard, unaware of the damage he's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014686
>>17014697
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62880943

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014705
And this is the guy's pixiv since anon failed linking to it.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62880943
Holy shit that's a lewd holst.

[Anonymous No.]

Im a slut for Hellhounds, but I would pretend to resist, run and fight back like the most anti-monster zealot just to get roughed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014705
artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014709
i never said i would want that
i said oni's are violent drunkards

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014642
I think they deserve rape, because it's what they all want
>"You lowly human! How dare you ambush me on my hunting grounds and force yourself on me! I bet you knew I was ovulating today and planned on ravaging me until I was pregnant with your adorable- I mean, disgusting children!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014642
I'm not falling for your tricks foul xeno!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014737
I will tell her I believe Elves should be treated with respect and they are a proud and noble race. Also they are far superior to any human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014729
That's a good way to wake up with her grinding against your naked body, teasing you about how your body isn't lying as she pulls you into the lotus position.
Her legs wrapping around your waist and her breasts enveloping your face as she holds still and lets you thrust your hips, consumed by your lust.
And then pull your head out from between her milk tanks and tell you "Now cum for me, slut~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17013932
Never saw the collar before. The pic just got better

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014748
This is how you get a pouty Elf stalker anon.
You're going to take responsibility for soiling her purity and using your magics to make her your cockslave. How dare you make her do something as low as suck your morning wood!
Just impregnate her anon, she's so very lonely. Her fetishes didn't make her very popular back home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014748
>"...Eh? A-Ah, this must be some sort of human trickery, trying to make me lower my guard. You'll rape me when I least expect it, won't you, you savage dog."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014702
I'm not sure anon. I'm not sure. All I know is I love it.

>>17014705
>milking into a plate

My fetish

>>17014709
I just like being overpowered. And there nothing wrong with non-violent consensual equal sex either. I like that aswell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014759
Only if we can cuddle after.
>>17014761
I will reassure her I won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014759
This makes me want to keep giving her cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>Want to marry a Gremlin, because science is awesome.
>Fall in love with a Demon instead.
>She's absolutely perfect.
>Get married.
>Feel kind of sad, because my Waifu isn't an onahole-building, rocket-firing explorer.
>Remember the contract I signed, promising Eternal Happiness.
>I guess I get to be the scientist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014702
>microkini
Fuckin' trash.
Lolis are for cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014775
>Only if we can cuddle after.
And this is how you get a deviant High Elven Himedere to blush.

>>17014781
So you want a curvy perverted Elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014796
>a deviant High Elven Himedere

She sounds perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014720
that's awful. Like thats the kind of crime they wouldn't punish with rape. That's like the death penalty. He has literally killed people. Who's the real monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014796
Yes, among other things.
She's gonna be my elven pig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014786
But if she isn't an onahole-building, rocket-firing explorer: how can she be "absolutely perfect"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014720

>tfw you leave the grilled cheese on the stove and burn your house down

>tfw you built 20 ft high concrete walls around your house and the fire dept cant get in

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014805
Because Anon didn't want to date a Gremlin for their personality, just to interact with magical science somehow. Now rather than his wife having all that technology, it's him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014800
Death is retardly cheap both in the Sims and MGE. I mean there's death flowers for the sims once you figure how to grow them, wait till a full moon when they become a zombie and throw a humanfication potion at them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014767
>milking into a plate
Really? I'd be too afraid to spill some of that precious milk
Hell, even looking at the picture got me anxious

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014799
>Eventually her bodyguards, her only two friends, come looking for their princess after she ran off to "Get raped and knocked up by thick human dick".
>They find her snuggling with a human boy and smiling goofily in her sleep.
>They can't help but think how cute she looks.
>And when she wakes up, they tease her over her cute new boyfriend as she awawas and tries to convince them that he's a brutal beast who raped her.
>They know her, so they don't buy it for a second.

>>17014804
>Spoiler
Make sure you call her that while you're prone boning her new plump ass and violating her mouth with your fingers. She'll love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014830
That's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

All this Elf talk suddenly gave me a rather insidious thought:
Elf daughterus telling their mama how great papa is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014720
>UNSPEAKABLE_EVIL.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014836
Before she does that her mom teaches her to be elfdere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014826
I'm not sure why anon. But there's just something about shortstacking my waifu and giving her some Hathor milk. Then sitting her in my lap with a tray/plate on her's so I can gently milk her encouraged breasts into the tray/plate.

Bowls and jugs just don't do it for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014830
Oh I would
Gonna compare her to P'Orcs and make her squeal for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014716
A loli demon with a curvy lower body in a microbikini.

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>>17014835
Keep in mind anon, the princess might want you to prove you're a brutal beast by getting you to "rape" her bodyguards.
And they're on board with having the same husband as their beloved friend and princess.
Would you or would you convince her she's your one and only.
Her bodyguards are a bottom heavy Dark Elf and a /fit/ Wood Elf I should mention.

>>17014836
Elven daughterus would brag about how cool their Papa is all the time to their classmates and anyone who'd listen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014856
>A CC Demon with huge tits and a fat ass in a microbikini.
>Her nipples covered, but her areolas exposed and her naughty holes barely hidden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014846
I love how you had to put the process of lolifiying her and giving her big tits before milking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014849
This is how you get perverted Elves to heartpupil permanently while their pussy clenches down like a vise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014857
Jesus this just keeps getting better and better.

What about her friend though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014870
>Lolifying
Anon, that's not what Shortstack means.

>>17014877
Her bodyguards are her friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014870
Is that bad?

Its just I like the idea of milking her in my lap. I'd still milk her in her full form!

[Anonymous No.]

"Make love, not war."

Truly, the elves are an force of justice and an inspiration to us all.

[Anonymous No.]

>like writing smut
>suck at writing smut

JUST

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014873
Sounds perfect, I could use some big, meaty elf in my life.
Gonna spoil her like I'd spoil a P'Orc, till shes big, soft, and bulliable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014881
Oh of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014890
Should anon's look up to the Onee san tier elf that lives down the street as a role model?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014899

Absolutely. Elves exist to guide mankind to a brighter tomorrow. Mankind exists to spread its seed to the elves (or anything, really).

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014881
Pretty much the same thing. Only difference is that the shortstack is an inch taller and has bigger breasts.

>>17014885
You didn't need to say who you were. I just find it funny that your waifu would be a loli most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014890
>After the first day the Onee-san elf finds the Tsun Elf fucking the boy and loving it.
That doujin is fucking top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014904
Those elves sure are nice girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014890
Can you give me the source on that one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014713
Anon, please. I can only get so erect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014905
Im worried how fast you know.

And it wouldn't be most of the time. It would be rare! And on special occasions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014919
Right, special occasions such as sex where she would dominate you. As in almost eveyday. She knows you like it and boy she would tease you about it.

You are the easiest anons to recognize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014938
Well, you aren't wrong. I would love the teasing, and I can promise you anon, it's a special occasion thing. You're right mostly though!

I don't know if I should be worried, scared, complimented or other

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014908
My only complaint is that it didn't show the moment the tsun elf got deflowered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014720
It's shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014945
Shhhh. Just relax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014915

It's on sadpanda. The browser addons for getting into sadpanda break too often for my taste, I prefer the cookie editing method. It's simple and doesn't leave you high and dry when your browser updates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014958
O-Ok, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014916
I can't help it anon, the thought of my daughteru in a swimsuit like that is too much for me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014962
Anon. I'm perfectly able to get in on sadpanda. I just can't find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014972
It's too lewd. I'm getting lewd thoughts about little MG girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014908

It's amazing, a combination of fairly vanilla stuff coupled with (what I consider to be) good art and a solid translation. There's the element of the guy being raped, but for most of us I think that's essentially vanilla at this point, especially when it's done so gently. It's even got some lovey vibes to it.

I want more, with dark elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014974

Oh. Sorry, you never know right? Just search using the tags 'elf' and 'english', with thumbnails enabled. The most recent stuff should be first by default.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014976
It happens anon, I don't see anything wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014893
Would you make her lay on her back while you shove your dick into her greedy mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014984
But they're kids! This isn't right!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014945
>it's a special occasion thing
At leas until your waifu realizes how shamelessly her shrunk down form turns you on. Then it's gonna be a lot of special occasions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014985
Yep.
May even pop some manticore venom before hand just so she can suck it till she's feeling, and looks, bloated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014982
That appears to not be the case.

http://i.imgur.com/vhwfrPE.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014988
I'd try to limit myself. It's an obstacle I'd have to overcome. And I will overcome it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014987
They're monstergirls anon, it's just fine. Personally though, I'd only do lewd things with my daughteru if she asked me to, but either way little monstergirls are pretty irresistible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014982
>>17015001
Never mind. It was at the bottom of the page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014891
Bummer, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014972
At least make it some other color, with how form-fitting those things are, everything will clearly show through as soon as it gets wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015016
But anon, that's the point! I mean, you could go with the traditional dark blue if you want and that might be a little more concealing, but my daughteru would prefer the white, or maybe even a pale pink.

>tfw will never watch my Kobold daughteru in a pink school swimsuit and water wings happily splash around in the pool
Feels bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>How come you've never told us you cooked so many stretchy meat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015009

Ohh. Sorry, I forgot I have everything disabled except doujinshi and manga. That'd explain it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015035
I'd give a big wendigo all the stretchy meat she could eat, even if it impacts her figure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015031
>>tfw will never watch my Kobold daughteru in a pink school swimsuit and water wings happily splash around in the pool
that's fuckin adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015006
If my daughteru asked me to fuck her I would probably laugh. Hell, I would do that with most monster lolis, especially the smug ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015051
Yes, but what would you do after you laugh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015057
Say no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015004
That resolve would last exactly as long as it takes for your waifu to down a lolification potion, step out of her clothes clothes that are rapidly becoming too big for her petite form on her way over to you, and scoot into your lap with the most transparently fake expression of clueless innocence.
Your determination is weak. Weak!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015031
Happy daughterus are a sight to die for. Happy kobold daughterus splashing around in the water? Now that's something. Something adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014642
I think they're the best race to monsterize. They're even great vanilla

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl wins the title of Best Cuddler?

>Kitsune with nine soft, washed tails. Makes you tea before you fall asleep.
>Warm Hellhound in a snowstorm.
>Kraken in a hot tub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015079
True anon, that would break me. But I have to resist, resist for her! As incredibly diamond tough as that may be.

Thinking about it, that actually would be very hard if she was teasing me like that[/spoilerW

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015094
White Horn in front of the fireplace with hot cocoa

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015094
Kitsune can achieve max level of comfyness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015031
>Personally though, I'd only do lewd things with my daughteru if she asked me to

Well yeah, but your daughteru specifically would be liable to show off her semi-translucent swimsuit to daddy by arching her back and making sure the elastic fabric emphasizes all the important details. How could you raise your daughteru to be like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015105
It wouldn't be a conscious effort to make her lewd anon, monstergirls are always lewd. I just wouldn't take any steps to correct her, and neither would my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015105
This is when I tape blacked out glasses onto my face because if I saw that I wouldn't be able to control myself.

Taking daughterus to the swimming pool is risky business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015035
Because you'll clean them down to the bones in 2 minutes and get fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015094
Wight, naked exept for a sweater under a blanket. This is the Best Cuddler

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015140
I'll accept this only if it's cold outside, she traps your head in her sweater, and gives you a handjob with her soul claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015096
You know, the thing about stone faced feats of iron will is, they're much more effective when you're not sweating bullets because your waifu started rocking her hips back and forth, rubbing her seething pussy on the bulge in your pants. But I'm certain you could reassure her in such a situation that everything is alright without your voice cracking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015147
>it's cold outside
Nigga, in an undead kingdom it's always cold outside. Premium, optimum snuggle temperature.
>she traps your head in her sweater, and gives you a handjob with her soul claws
Why not just share the sweater with her and enjoy a slow, relaxing thigh-job while you bury your face between her cool, soft pillowy tits and hold her tight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015117
I don't think their natural lewdness includes things such as going to public places like a beach or a swimming pool wearing a buttplug. Yet someone's daughteru wouldn't think twice about doing it as long as she thought not even her parents would be wiser unless she pushed her luck with flaunting it a bit too much. What do you have to say about your parenting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015094
Wurm. Their innocent joy over skinship warms your heart, while the cuddles warm your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015161
>Why not just share the sweater with her and enjoy a slow, relaxing thigh-job while you bury your face between her cool, soft pillowy tits and hold her tight?

I'm 6'4. If my face is between her tits, my dick isn't in perfect position for a thighjob. She could still jerk me off, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015192
>not having an eight foot tall amazonian wightfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015192
>Not having a 7ft tall waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015152
My will power would be the strongest in the universe at that moment!

I tell you now anon, if it causes me to sweat gallons and tighten my fists until my fingers go through my hand. Then by god I'll have to do it. I'd have to resist.

I just can't pop a boner, how hard can it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015173
Hey! I never said she'd be going to beaches or swimming pools wearing her butt plug! My daughteru is terrible at keeping secrets too so I doubt she'd be able to even walk out the front door without me, let alone her mother noticing. She may think she's the master of sneaking, but her mother and I would probably catch on to her unexplained waddling pretty fast.

As far as my parenting goes though, I'll admit it'd be rather unorthodox even considering monstergirls and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015214
>My daughteru is terrible at keeping secrets
Yet you see nothing wrong with letting her wear a latex bodyglove to school under her otherwise unassuming uniform, if I recall correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015241
That's not the point anon, the point is welcoming her home and seeing how wonderfully sweaty and aroused she's gotten over the course of her day with such a lewd, overstimulating outfit on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015214
Plugged up daughterus are where it's at

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015265
Certainly anon, where it's appropriate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015253
No, I'm pretty sure the point is why would you let your daughteru go through a whole day away from home constantly flushed, sweaty and impatiently rubbing her thighs together if she's not good at avoiding being found out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015278
Because it'd be a fun time? For her, and for me and her mother of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015206
Shouldn't be that hard. I mean, it's only your naked lolified waifu straddling your lap, sweat slowly accumulating on her soft skin as she gyrates her hips at a steady pace. I can't imagine her settling a cheek against your chest and panting into it would be all that distracting. Only a few small things you'd have to ignore so you could have a shot at appearing honest when you answer her question whether that situation is or isn't what you were secretly hoping for. After all, I'd imagine she likes to think she has a straight laced husband and not incorrigible pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015290
I can't even imagine what you make your waifu do, if that's your idea of a fun time for your much less experienced daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015350
My waifu and I would make each other do all sorts of things anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015344
That does sound tempting when I imagine it. Sure it would be hard, but I know I wouldn't get hard! And I'm no dirty pervert anon, I can resist, I hope.

True it's one of my ultimate fantasies. But I can't break so easily. It shows weakness. Even with her small, naked petite frame on my lap. Her soft underdeveloped chest exposed and vulnerable. And the fake look of innocence on her face while she rubs her cheek into my chest. I just never knew lolified waifus were this dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17014890
These Elves were so thicc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015417
>An elf will never pin you to a wall with her enormous ass and lament that her precious virginity will be stolen from her by a brutish perverted human.
>You'll never hear her moans as she takes you deep inside and rapes you while insisting that you're raping her.
>She'll never make you take responsibility for the baby she forced you to impregnate her with and be a loving and cuddly wife to you.
Does this bring you pain anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015425
Why do elves like being raped? Or atleast imagining they're being raped all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015438
Because as a species they've spent thousands of years seeing humans as inferior apes, fit only to serve.
Combine that pride and haughtiness with monstergirl instinct and suddenly rape fetishes become a thing if they admit it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015425
Yes, if only because I can't use alchemy to get her a bigger rear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015451
So would it be common to hear lines like the following while you make gentle equal lotus to them?
>"Aaaaaah human! Do not taint my pure blood line with your brutish and violent seed!"
>"Cease raping me human!"
>"You barbarian! Stop forcing yourself upon me!"

Damn elves are freaky girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015460
You don't need Alchemy for that. Just good food and Hathor Milk.

>>17015470
Yes. But they're saying it with heartpupils and perverted smiles that they're trying to hide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015438
They don't. It's memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015481
I guess, but then I could sneak food the potion into her food.

Then again, just giving her a bunch of good food and hathor milk is always good too, could even turn it into some sort of twisted captive/master play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015492
>Spoiler
She'd accuse you of putting poisons in the food to make her obey you while taking another big bite of what you made her while her ears wiggle in joy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015512
Of course.
I could also make comments about preparing my 'meal' so that its in just the right condition to eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015425
She should expect many daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17015529
Elves do by default