Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Sat May 13 14:56:34 2017 No.17015578 [Reply] [Original]

Elves are for lovingly breeding. Discuss.

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>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 14:57:27 2017 No.17015586 Elves are olev

Anonymous Sat May 13 14:57:47 2017 No.17015588

>>17015521
>She expects you to be talking about your dick and starts anticipating an all night fuck feast.
>What she gets instead is a delicious meal cooked with love and cuddling while watching a movie in bed.
>She's not even mad because anon's strong arms around her chubby frame is amazingly comfy to her. Her ears are going wild.

>>17015529
Elves are predisposed towards lots of children when breeding. She'd have triplets the first time for sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 14:58:11 2017 No.17015590 Third for petting happy Kobolds!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 14:58:59 2017 No.17015596 File: 531 KB, 657x912, 62643060_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17015578 I was so close to making a thread with Shuten-douji in the OP. Still, at least you used the last image I posted in the previous thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 14:59:15 2017 No.17015599 >>17015588 Exactly. Gonna make her the softest elf in the land. Maybe the milkiest too, if I get the lactation potions or some mega holst milk

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 14:59:29 2017 No.17015601 >>17015590 Kobold ears are olev. So fluffy and floppy! Like big handwarmers for you to hold while they cuddle you! They're probably very warm aswell.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:02:10 2017 No.17015619 >>17015601 Definitely! Also nice for blowing in and whispering lewd things in as well. I'd give pretty much anything to be with my Kobolds.

Anonymous Sat May 13 15:03:08 2017 No.17015627

>>17015396
Of course they're dangerous. They know that no matter how small and feeble their bodies shrink, even when they're enveloped in their husband's embrace and filled to the breaking point, even while the ecstasy threatens to overwhelm their consciousness, in the end they are still the ones who guided things to end up like that. It doesn't matter if their husbands struggle and strain to deny and resist their charm, they know he's trapped playing their game. And if those poor saps ravage their petite bodies, it only proves their allure, making teasing and tempting them the next time all the sweeter.

In short, they know they'll get what they want, either the easy way or the fun way. You were screwed since the first time you picked up that Sabbath catalogue and she'll be sure both of you have the time of your lives while she makes you owe up to your desires.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:03:44 2017 No.17015632 >>17015619 It's lewd to lift a kobold's ear unexpectedly and whisper you love her into them. She'll get all flustered! But how are you supposed to hold two sets of kobold ears at once?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:06:13 2017 No.17015648 >>17015632 Very carefully.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:07:01 2017 No.17015655 >>17015590 Kobold tummies are also olev. They should be gently petted along with cute Kobold heads for optimum effect.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:07:04 2017 No.17015656 >>17015627 This isn't fair, they can't be this lewd. Chances are I'll probably break and she'll tease me forever about it. But I actually love the teasing and bullying of it from her.. And resisting it only make it sweeter for the both of us!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:12:08 2017 No.17015678 File: 494 KB, 1115x1200, Black Harpy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are Black Harpy communities comfy?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:13:17 2017 No.17015687 >>17015678 I hope so. But she looks like she'd take me to a night club and dance with me.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:16:15 2017 No.17015702 >>17015632 I mean, I've got two hands anon. >>17015655 All parts of a Kobold are good for pets anon, kisses and massages too.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:16:44 2017 No.17015705 Melon is streaming again.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:17:22 2017 No.17015707 >>17015705 He's drawing a lewd cat nurse?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:22:34 2017 No.17015721 >>17015678 I wouldn't say comfy, but they must be lively and nice.

Anonymous Sat May 13 15:25:42 2017 No.17015730
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>get cornered in the school storage shed by a trio of delinquent oni girls, locking the door so no one interrupts
>"Hey, dweeb. We heard from a little Ratty that you got a pretty nice dick."
>"She must have been seeing things, sis. No way this nerd has anything other than a needledick."
>"We'll just have to see what he's got, then. If he can't satisfy Big Blue here, he's gonna be in for some hurt."
>they toss you on a mat and tear off your pants, revealing your hardening meat pole
>they look pretty surprised by how big you actually are. even the biggest one looks intimidated
>ask them where there courage went, and the red one grabs your penis
>"D-Don't get cocky just 'cause you got a fat dick, you bastard. We're still gonna wring every last drop out of you and make you scream."
>they were right about the first part, but after the first half hour, the only screams emanating from the shed are their pleasured moans as their impaled on your rock-hard length
>after that, they continue to bully you, but only as a cover to take you somewhere private to fuck them

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:28:54 2017 No.17015740 >>17015707 apparently

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:28:56 2017 No.17015741 >>17015730 What happens when you knock one of them up?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:30:53 2017 No.17015750 >>17015730 >>"D-Don't get cocky" My dick would laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:34:00 2017 No.17015763 >>17015741 Then you have to knock the other two up and take responsibility by marrying them all. How would you react to the big blue Kuu one screaming "I love you!" at the top of her voice as you shoot the load that impregnates her?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:35:01 2017 No.17015768 File: 160 KB, 567x800, 60209449_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17015730 I want to breed that green oni.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:36:40 2017 No.17015778 >>17015768 That's some lewd attire

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:37:43 2017 No.17015780 >>17015763 >spoiler Is this definitive proof that girls who do this are top tier?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:37:55 2017 No.17015781 how do onis find the right color for their spray on abs?

Anonymous Sat May 13 15:37:55 2017 No.17015782

>>17015768
>"Oi, you sure you don't want to stick that Kanabo in Blue or Red first? You really want my tight little pussy to take that monster? Heh, that face is too cute to refuse. Alright then, but you're doing all the heavy lifting. C'mon cutie, make this green bitch your cocksleeve."
And then she blushes furiously when you hilt yourself inside her and give her a deep tongue kiss.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:38:45 2017 No.17015784 >>17015781 >spray on abs They're legit! Also I feel like this is something tanukis sell.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:38:57 2017 No.17015786 >>17015781 >Oni >Spray on Abs Adorable joke anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:40:04 2017 No.17015790 >>17015781 Don't say this in front of the Onis at school anon. They'll kabedon you so hard you'll be weak at the knees.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:40:12 2017 No.17015792 File: 278 KB, 801x900, 59773038_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17015778 She's extremely lewd for her age. >>17015782 Great now I have to fap to the pic of her masturbating.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:41:30 2017 No.17015797 >>17015781 You gonna get raped son.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:43:11 2017 No.17015801 >>17015792 Is this what all the onis are doing? Blackmailing the teachers for getting a boner over them?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:44:55 2017 No.17015804 >Elf start >turned oni The strongest will thrive

Anonymous Sat May 13 15:45:08 2017 No.17015806

>>17015792
>Anon ends up dating the Oni Bully Sisters after they decide they can't have enough of his "cannon"
>The youngest sister, the Green Oni Gyaru often pulls him into alleyways when she's feeling horny.
>"Hey Senpai~ How about we hide behind that corner, I get on my knees and blow you, and you give me a nice milky treat?~"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:45:33 2017 No.17015807 File: 2.27 MB, 3500x4529, 1486900590172.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you finished that story yet? Boss expects it on her desk by 5pm or she's going to be angry

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:46:04 2017 No.17015809 >>17015804 but thats not amazons

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:46:10 2017 No.17015810 >>17015804 Consider, Elf/Oni threesome The Oni spreads the Elf's legs as she protests so you can get maximum penetration.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:50:02 2017 No.17015820 >>17015807 But art takes time! And I need to do a lot of proof reading. Hell I haven't even got past 12 paragraphs yet! It's still in it's developing stage. Smut is like a baby, it takes time and you need to nurture it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:52:34 2017 No.17015836 >>17015801 I wouldn't be surprised. >>17015806 Stealth sex is amazing, especially with the cutest of the trio.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:55:09 2017 No.17015846 >>17015836 >Cutest of the Trio But anon, Green's the lewdest. Blue's the cutest.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:56:08 2017 No.17015850 >>17015810 Chaste, somewhat shy oni and slutty elf would be a better combo.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:59:08 2017 No.17015862 >>17015850 So you want the Elf to lick her friend's horn and beckon for you to come fuck the Oni's tight pussy?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:59:20 2017 No.17015864 >>17015730 >they were right about the first part, but after the first half hour, the only screams emanating from the shed are their pleasured moans as their impaled on your rock-hard length Meh, half of these greentexts always end the same.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:01:33 2017 No.17015880 >>17015862 thatsmyfetish.sps

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:04:47 2017 No.17015897 >>17015846 She's both. https://a.pomf.cat/ommoxv.jpg God damn it I wish the artist would draw her naked already.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:05:53 2017 No.17015903 >>17015897 Has sex with men for money! Slut!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:09:27 2017 No.17015923 >>17015903 She what now? That's kind of hot and means I'd actually have a chance to fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:11:02 2017 No.17015934 >>17015923 The harsh truth of MGs.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:13:27 2017 No.17015949 >>17015923 I want to pay my childhood friend Tanuki for sex without realizing that she loves me too.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:17:06 2017 No.17015964 >>17015923 >That's kind of hot

Anonymous Sat May 13 16:20:52 2017 No.17015984

>>17015949
>You meet her for the first time since you were kids and the silently slips you a pricesheet.
After weeks of non penetrative services you take the dive and pay for vaginal sex.
Turns out she's never had sex with anyone before, you're the first person she offered it to.
It's just her fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:22:13 2017 No.17015990 >>17015923 Just visit her enough until she gets addicted to your cock and more.

Anonymous Sat May 13 16:22:52 2017 No.17015996

>>17015949
That's cute as fuck.
>>17015964
Look I'm not saying I'd marry a slut but I'd be a damn liar if I said I didn't want to fuck a slutty JK monster girl while she laughed and called me gross for paying to have sex with a girl of her age.
That would just make me fuck her even harder.

Anonymous Sat May 13 16:29:35 2017 No.17016018
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Mothers day is coming up tomorrow.
How would you and your daughter pamper your wife on that special day?

My family has always done breakfast in bed in the morning.

It would be nice to make Miia some eggs and things with our daughter in the morning, then all of us hop into bed to cuddle and watch whatever she wanted.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:30:16 2017 No.17016024 >>17015984 >meet her for the first time since you were kids >implying we haven't been doing it since we were kids She's never changed her prices, either, so I still pay her a marble for a kiss and an ice cream cone for a full service.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:32:32 2017 No.17016035 >>17016024 What a cheap whore.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:34:35 2017 No.17016044 >>17016024 >you two get married >she's wearing what looks to be like a petal necklace >it's actually all the marbles you gave her when you were younger

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:35:47 2017 No.17016053 >>17016018 I'd worship my waifu and polish her hoard. I'd also grab up some cash on my own and buy some fancy jewelry chosen by daughteru for her.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:36:57 2017 No.17016059 >>17016018 >Mother's day is months away in my country Still I'll talk about it! But I wouldn't know what to do because everyday I'd want to pamper her.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:39:56 2017 No.17016070 >>17016044 Now that is maximum cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:40:23 2017 No.17016074 >>17016059 >Mother's day is months away Every day is a good day to appreciate your mother. I mean, she obviously didn't do a perfect job, seeing as you're here with us, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't appreciate her efforts.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:41:14 2017 No.17016077 >>17016044 >she's got a conspicuous hole in the middle for the final marble that's for kissing the bride She's going to get a bit chubby over the course of our honeymoon.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:42:15 2017 No.17016085 >>17016018 A backyard barbecue, a drawn-out oil massage and daughteru cuddles. Plus her turn on top for once and a new smoking pipe.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:42:55 2017 No.17016086 >>17015807 I'm working on it! If I finish in time will it help the portals?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:44:33 2017 No.17016101 >>17016074 >she obviously didn't do a perfect job, seeing as you're here with us, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't appreciate her efforts. Im sorry I didn't bring home any girls mommy.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:47:03 2017 No.17016111 Reminder that giving a momster a belly full of daughterus is the best gift a son can give his momster.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:49:37 2017 No.17016122 >>17016111 You wouldn't impregnate you monster mom.

Anonymous Sat May 13 16:50:15 2017 No.17016125

>>17016018
First, I'd call her boss and tell her she needs off work for the day if she didn't have a day off already because otherwise she'd still go in as she hates missing work days. She'd be getting a surprise breakfast of waffles in bed, prepared by me and our daughteru. Then it'd probably be hours of cuddles, most likely triple spooning with my waifu in the middle. That way she'd get to have me cradling and protecting her from the back while she gets to do the same for her precious little daughteru.

Then we might get up for lunch, or maybe we'd do some of the lewd stuff depending on how my waifu feels. I'm sure she'd want to be the dom for both me and our daughteru, as well as being our sub too so we'd happily indulge her in both. Then comes the comfy aftercare shower and cuddling, where my daughteru and I would lovingly feed my waifu snacks and other assorted treats while we put one of my waifu's favorite movies on.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:50:34 2017 No.17016127 >>17016122 Is that a dare? Because I'll knock up my Pharoah mommy.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:51:41 2017 No.17016135 >>17016111 But then your daughter is also technically your sister Family reunions would be a huge mess

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:51:57 2017 No.17016136 >>17015678 Back in Black!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:53:21 2017 No.17016146 >>17016111 No, the best gift is plenty of granddaughters.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:53:38 2017 No.17016147 >>17016111 All the daughterus! So many that people will think that she's got some large mouse or devil bug in her! Enough that it becomes inconvenient to sit in small vehicles or squeeze in tight places!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:54:20 2017 No.17016149 >>17016147 Reminder to always keep your momster pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:54:32 2017 No.17016150 >>17015807 I can't write.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:54:33 2017 No.17016151 >>17016111 I want to impregnate my dragon momster!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:56:07 2017 No.17016159 mommyfags are more disgusting than daughterfags

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:56:58 2017 No.17016162 File: 164 KB, 475x410, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16986737 >>>/i/502819 >>>/i/502820 how to make tacky loods in one simple step

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:58:42 2017 No.17016165 >>17015807 None of my story ideas are worth writing out.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 16:58:48 2017 No.17016166 >>17016162 Why does melon's x-ray art give me such a huge hard on? >tfw no potion to allow you to see an MG's womb as you impregnate her

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:00:18 2017 No.17016176 >>17016166 Just rub some invisible oil on the womb area.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:01:41 2017 No.17016182 >>17016176 Does it actually work? Can I see the exact moment I knock her up?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:01:55 2017 No.17016183 File: 1.30 MB, 1280x1024, 57985231_p4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17016127 Desert momsters.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:02:41 2017 No.17016186 >>17016127 >wasting your young and virile seed on her undead womb when you could fill some young, living girl to the brim with it Why would you make her sad? She probably thought she raised her boy better than that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:04:06 2017 No.17016192 >>17016182 I mean, technically, but it wouldn't look any different than if you didn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:04:08 2017 No.17016193 >>17016162 Is this a Miqo'te?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:05:27 2017 No.17016195 >>17016182 Of course it works. You get the full Xray experience but you need to follow the instructions or else things might be weird.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:06:00 2017 No.17016197 >>17016183 Are best momsters. >>17016186 Young seed were built for CC wombs. This is the law of the universe. And besides, I don't care if it makes her sad, im pumping her full of my seed.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:06:35 2017 No.17016201 >>17016159 I'm completely agree

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:07:38 2017 No.17016206 >>17016162 Is that a holst?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:09:17 2017 No.17016210 >>17016162 Is that an Oomukade?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:09:46 2017 No.17016211 >>17015687 Black Harpies give me both nightclub and punkrocker vibes. There must be fans of both genres. Wouldn't mind hanging out with a girl who is really, really into music scenes.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:10:27 2017 No.17016215 >>17016162 Is that a plane?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:12:32 2017 No.17016219 >>17016162 I don't know about tacky, but it's definitely lood as hell. Cheers.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:24:07 2017 No.17016251 >>17016206 >>17016210 It's a Mi'Qote you dinguses.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:34:12 2017 No.17016287 File: 204 KB, 950x877, 1493581023434.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What 4chan board would an Anubis frequent?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:36:08 2017 No.17016297 >>17016287 >/r9k/ >tfw no qt anon to boss around

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:37:28 2017 No.17016303 >>17016297 >/r9k/ posters >cute

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:40:20 2017 No.17016318 >>17016303 MGs think we're all cute! I hope

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:40:45 2017 No.17016320 >>17016287 >ywn find out that your strict Anubis class president frequents the same Mongolian throat singing forums that you do

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>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:43:04 2017 No.17016328 >>17016318 Not me

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:43:33 2017 No.17016332 >>17016318 >MGs think we're all cute! Yeah, sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:44:07 2017 No.17016335 File: 220 KB, 803x1000, 21e3bc00f8847c5391358a57ebccc430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Abominations are best girls. I want to take one to live with me and make her my wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:45:38 2017 No.17016338 >>17016325 Did he cast a cow summoning spell by accident?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:45:54 2017 No.17016340 >>17016335 I want to show a cute abomination girl who's been sealed away for centuries the joys of modern food!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:46:52 2017 No.17016346 >>17015807 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ujipcb44TY >live webcam footage of the sentence writing process

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:47:10 2017 No.17016348 >>17016340 >abomination's tonguemouth voraciously devouring a burger from within CUTE

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:47:21 2017 No.17016350 File: 595 KB, 1200x848, Butterfly_Affection_08b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17016335 But they're creepy.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:48:28 2017 No.17016352 >>17016338 Would a succ take offense to being called a cow?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:48:39 2017 No.17016355 >>17016320 >throat singing I-is there a different way to sing that I don't know about?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:50:42 2017 No.17016363 >>17016350 Ahh, what a cutie! I want to kiss her on the lips and stare deep into that mass of eyes! I bet her tentacle arm gives good hugs, too.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:51:01 2017 No.17016364 >>17016350 Creepily cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:51:13 2017 No.17016367 >>17016352 Maybe she's a Hathorite Demon? The darker side of the religion, seeking to lure members away with the milk of temptation, that comes at the price of your immortal soul!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:53:36 2017 No.17016372 >>17016364 It's creepy how cute they are!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:54:04 2017 No.17016375 >>17016364 You could say she's freakily charming.

Anonymous Sat May 13 17:54:35 2017 No.17016376
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>>17016367
>Hathorite Demon
That'd look nice. She'd be a Demon lighter blue skin, fluffy sex hair, and golden cow themed trinkets. Not to mention a set of massive milktanks and thicc proportions.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:55:22 2017 No.17016378 File: 1.51 MB, 937x1200, 62795105_p0_master1200.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it too much to just want a cute girl to vidya and chill with? Hell, the chill can be optional if it can get me a cute girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:56:18 2017 No.17016380 File: 989 KB, 1509x2094, 1492504154445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope Anon gets married off to the Bat Princess of the Bat Kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:56:57 2017 No.17016381 >>17016378 What's the game in front of Bloodborne? Also >master1200

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:57:01 2017 No.17016382 if you don't lewd the elves they will lewd you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:57:23 2017 No.17016385 >>17016380 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ7KnFHVwTE Daily reminder Mega Bats are the best bats. Vampire bats a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:57:37 2017 No.17016386 >>17016380 Gloomy vampire loli bats an okay, but big, thick, genki fruitbat onee-sans is where it's at.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 17:58:10 2017 No.17016388 File: 447 KB, 848x1200, 1487440967243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17016376 Are Demons truly the best girls? How can any other species even compete?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:00:11 2017 No.17016397 File: 1.43 MB, 1165x1144, UTz4LOl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17016380 I hope Anon gets married off to the Unicorn Princess of the Horse Pussy Kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:01:23 2017 No.17016402 >>17016397 Unicorns are pure

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:02:22 2017 No.17016408 >>17016388 http://imgur.com/a/B6r2x Is it too much to ask that I want a Demon to woo my in a mirror of this scene?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:02:28 2017 No.17016409 >>17016402 Yes they are. Your point is?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:03:27 2017 No.17016411 >>17016388 Demons can't affect fluff and scale lovers.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:04:11 2017 No.17016414 >>17016376 Sounds nice. I could go for a nice gluttony demon myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:05:10 2017 No.17016419 >>17016409 Purity is rare

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:05:19 2017 No.17016420 >>17016388 >Are Demons truly the best girls? Only 5th best at most

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:05:42 2017 No.17016424 >>17016388 Devils are still cuter.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:05:46 2017 No.17016425 >>17016411 Fluffy demons aren't that uncommon, at least the bottom half with goat legs and hooves.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:06:48 2017 No.17016431 >>17016388 >Are Demons truly the best girls? According to my list, 7th

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:07:50 2017 No.17016436 >>17016425 Those are mostly goats and just a bit demon and I'm talking about true floof.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:12:42 2017 No.17016453 gmilf mofu yakuza boss who lactates

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:13:14 2017 No.17016454 >>17016431 I'm still surprised that somehow the March Hare always places in the top 3 on mine.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:13:39 2017 No.17016458 >>17016453 I'll take one that doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:14:47 2017 No.17016463 On a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being normal human child tier and 10 being Queen Baphomet of the Sabbath tier, how lewd is your MG daughteru?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:16:20 2017 No.17016469 File: 2.45 MB, 1748x2480, 60146915_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sweet jesus, take me now.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:16:33 2017 No.17016470 >>17016463 Is the head Baphomet even that lewd?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:17:00 2017 No.17016473 >>17016470 The lewdest.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:17:23 2017 No.17016477 >>17016463 3

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:18:27 2017 No.17016480 >>17016469 mere female lizard

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:19:16 2017 No.17016482 >>17016463 Probably a three or four.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:20:12 2017 No.17016484 >>17016469 Could you not be a dragonslut for five whole minutes?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:20:22 2017 No.17016485 >>17016480 Delete this right now.

Anonymous Sat May 13 18:21:00 2017 No.17016488

>>17016463
I'm not quite sure how my daughteru would fit on this scale anon. She's like a 3 as far as attitude and demeanor and overall personality go, but the situations she'd beg to be put in and activities she'd engage in with me and/or her mother would put her at maybe like an 11.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:23:01 2017 No.17016497 File: 442 KB, 767x880, 1494300062771.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17016480 She can still ride you into the ground, even when in a breeding frenzy.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:23:24 2017 No.17016498 >>17016320 She would force you to forget it when you find out. By whatever means nessesary.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:25:15 2017 No.17016504 >>17016480 Would a Dragon mind if you say that to her face?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:26:00 2017 No.17016509 >>17016480 I'm so glad that doesn't apply to non-mge dragons. >>17016484 I'm not normally a dragonslut I swear.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:29:02 2017 No.17016518 >>17016480 Reminder that everytime you say this, a dragon cultist dies inside.

Anonymous Sat May 13 18:29:35 2017 No.17016522

>>17016488
>She's like a 3 as far as attitude and demeanor and overall personality go
Far milder than expected.

>the situations she'd beg to be put in and activities she'd engage in with me and/or her mother would put her at maybe like an 11
Something ain't right with that pupper. That's a huge naughty switch she's got.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:30:49 2017 No.17016527 >>17016518 Reminder that fucking your dragon wife while your neighbor is a dragon cultist might corrupt him.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:31:02 2017 No.17016532 >>17016509 >I'm not normally a dragonslut I swear. They all say that, but you'd be all over polishing those scales, given a chance.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:32:36 2017 No.17016539 >>17016504 It is considered an insult unless she actually is in mere lizard mode.

Anonymous Sat May 13 18:33:42 2017 No.17016545

>>17016522
I mean, it isn't that much of a switch as she wouldn't suddenly jump from one to the other, she'd be both a 3 and an 11 at the same time if that makes any sense. It makes sense in my head, and like I said it was hard to place her on such a small, one-dimensional scale.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:33:46 2017 No.17016547 >>17016463 1

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:35:34 2017 No.17016557 >>17016547 What is she, an Unicorn?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:36:59 2017 No.17016565 >>17016527 Poor guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:37:44 2017 No.17016567 >>17016557 No, I just raised her and her sisters right. I don't care how lewd they get with their husbands, but under my roof? 1. It's all innocent and cute shit when they're growing up.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:38:43 2017 No.17016572 >>17016545 Can't really say it does. So one is her for general mannerisms and the other is for what she gets up to behind closed doors (or concealing clothes)?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:39:41 2017 No.17016579 >>17016565 From being pure to getting the lewdest dragons. He'll never be the same again.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:41:16 2017 No.17016584 >>17016567 I can understand that sentiment. But what if they happened to visit with their husbands and did lewd things at home?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:41:48 2017 No.17016585 >>17016572 Yeah, that's pretty close to how I imagine her. Her personality is still usually just a 3 when actively engaged in the 11 type things though.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:42:09 2017 No.17016586 >>17016463 It's hard to say. She would either be 1 or she would be like a 4. I'm still not sure what liches give birth to. A normal lich? A Wight? I'm not sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:42:33 2017 No.17016588 >>17016584 At that point they're adults. I couldn't care less what they do with their husbands because the walls are soundproofed.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:42:45 2017 No.17016589 >>17016586 A smarter zombie probably.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:42:54 2017 No.17016591 >>17016469 15/10 best female lizard

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:43:15 2017 No.17016593 File: 98 KB, 535x339, smug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17016470

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:45:23 2017 No.17016600 >>17016589 So Smart Wight? Considering that in MGE, when you fuck your pregnant waifu your spirit energy is absorbed by the child as well as her. Meaning that if they give birth to zombies, they would have turned into Wight by the time they are born.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:45:34 2017 No.17016601 >>17016579 Yall just had to corrupt him, didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:46:46 2017 No.17016605 >>17016588 That's a sound point. All things considered, I'd soundproof the walls, but due to worry of hearing my daughteru getting buttfucked or them hearing my waifu throughout their childhood, I am not actually sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:47:08 2017 No.17016608 >>17016480 niceme.me

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:48:41 2017 No.17016613 >>17016600 Probably. The mom would be powerful too so you would probably get either a wight or just a smart zombie unable to become a wight due to the lich's mamono mana. I don't know how undead babies would work. >>17016601 He deserved it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:48:49 2017 No.17016614 >>17016605 Eh. Out of sight out of mind. I just want some cute granddaughterus to spoil. I feel a little bad for whoever gets netted by my Wurm daughteru though. She's viciously cunning.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:50:38 2017 No.17016622 File: 162 KB, 1035x698, 1493761422116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17016600 >>17016613 Make sure to give this to the daugheru's birthday party.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:51:12 2017 No.17016627 >>17016613 >I don't know how undead babies would work. No one does. All we know is that they can have kids. Anything more than that is just headcannon.

Anonymous Sat May 13 18:51:55 2017 No.17016631

>>17016585
Well, I guess that's as far as I get in grasping it. I mean, someone can only be so playfully lascivious while bound, blindfolded and gagged and having the zipper of her latex suit pulled open over her crotch and wanting it all the way before I'd nudge that score higher. But you know them the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:52:56 2017 No.17016639 >>17016614 Playing with my granddaughterus would be a cute time. Regardless of how they were conceived.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:53:13 2017 No.17016642 >>17016622 For her that would be the best cake ever. It would taste heavenly for her. But we might want to be careful if she has any friends that are not undeads.

Anonymous Sat May 13 18:54:04 2017 No.17016654
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Vampires are for going adventuring with!

How could an adventuring couple work anyways? no stable place for sleep,cant exactly have children due to the dangerous lifestyle,wonky income. . .

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:54:39 2017 No.17016656 >>17016586 My guess is technically a Lich that grows normally until adult, and doesn't have magic knowledge or a phylactery by default. And when she makes herself a phylactery and gits gud you can't tell a born Lich apart from a turned Lich.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:55:02 2017 No.17016658 >>17016631 Yeah, that's why I said most of the time. I feel you though.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:55:11 2017 No.17016659 >>17016642 No need to worry. No one wants to be friends with the undead besides their own godforsaken kind.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:56:52 2017 No.17016666 >>17016654 You adventure with waifu and gather a big enough hoard. Then after you impregnate her you live out of that for a while and when daughteru grows up you take her on some adventures too because she will be fucking strong.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:57:48 2017 No.17016671 >>17016666 >Taking daugheru to adventure >putting her anywhere close to danger AT ALL No way

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:58:49 2017 No.17016679 >really like modern fantasy settings >too lazy to do anything with a modern MGE setting myself its an abstract kind of feel

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 18:59:10 2017 No.17016684 >>17016671 Satan power protects her.

Anonymous Sat May 13 19:03:41 2017 No.17016707
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>>17016654
>Adventure with waifu
>Take all sorts of contracts
>Explore lost treasure caves
>Use the payments and money from sold treasures to maintain an estate
>Use the estate for living in the winter months when adventuring slows down
>Live frugally out on the road so that we can save most of our fortune
>Easily hunt our own food, trade for some vegetables & fresh items with the game
>Use only the money needed for upkeep of the estate while away
>During the winter, we huddle in and live like comfy kings
>Maybe take a campaign off once in a while for vacation
If you do it right, you should have more than enough saved up to support your daughter. At worst, you just take on occasional small contracts, things that don't require a two person team.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:04:00 2017 No.17016708 I want to spoil a chubby, himedere vampire loli.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:04:09 2017 No.17016709 >>17016684 How are vampires related to satan?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:04:41 2017 No.17016712 >>17016654 >>17016666 Vampires ARE the adventure. They're so rare that training and finding one to submit yourself to her will take you many years.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:06:00 2017 No.17016718 >>17016671 Maybe it'll turn out like 'V' and your daughteru saves the day with some never before seen power

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:06:38 2017 No.17016720 >>17016708 >Spoil a himedere How? Seems like their existence would already imply being spoiled.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:08:28 2017 No.17016731 >>17016720 Isn't it obvious? Give her all the blood she could drink, all he sweets she could hold, and all the massages she needs to fully relax.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:14:09 2017 No.17016755 >>17016355 Google it. It's a very different sound from what most people are familiar with.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:15:23 2017 No.17016765 >>17016654 It's like a vacation. Have the servants take care of the mansion for a few years while the two of you travel around and fight monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:15:25 2017 No.17016767 >>17016731 Sounds disgustingly servile.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:15:50 2017 No.17016769 >>17016639 I want to hold my daughteru's child in my arms and vow to tear apart the life of anyone who ever breaks her heart. It's a Demon thing.

Anonymous Sat May 13 19:18:44 2017 No.17016783
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Just out of curiosity, but has KC ever elaborated on how the intelligent male monsters (dragons, incubus, vampires, pharaohs, etc.) felt when the current monster lord took over? Wonder if it was:
>WTF?!! Where did my dick go?! NOPE.
or
>Hey look, I have a vagina now. Ah well, who cares
or
>Time to get me some dick

Also, I wonder what happened to the male monsters who were already in love with a female human in the previous era.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:18:48 2017 No.17016784 >>17016767 It's what I want. May or may not sneak some garlic in so I can make her demand I fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:19:27 2017 No.17016788 >>17016755 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_5yt5IX38I

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:19:32 2017 No.17016791 >>17016712 Not many years. Maybe two or three.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:20:40 2017 No.17016796 >>17016783 Probably second option or at least that's what happens to skeleton.

Anonymous Sat May 13 19:21:05 2017 No.17016800

>>17016783
1. They probably don't even remember their past life and the change was so sudden that it felt like nothing happened, just now they have a thirst for some dick that they can't control and can't explain but doesn't really bother them in the sense of "why the fuck do I want dick all of a sudden?"
2. Pre-dl Male monsters with female humans didn't exist.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:21:33 2017 No.17016806 >>17016791 You seem extremely optimistic

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:21:33 2017 No.17016807 >>17016783 Is the Pharaoh's snek a he or a she?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:22:08 2017 No.17016810 >>17016783 I think ontological inertia meant that they remained male and females kept their original forms but all their children would be monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:23:25 2017 No.17016820 >>17016807 Can you dick it? The official MGC afternoon show

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:23:56 2017 No.17016823 >>17016788 That man has swallowed a didgeridoo. But really, that sounds cool. Kind of reminds me of some of the music from the Witcher.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:24:02 2017 No.17016825 >>17016820 I don't want to. I wanna dick the Pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:24:07 2017 No.17016826 >>17016783 2, then after some time 3 The same than when a female elementalist turns monstergirl while having a contract with an elemental, they both go together to find a husband.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:24:16 2017 No.17016827 >>17016807 Probably a she. Probably a polymorphed desert Lamia.

Anonymous Sat May 13 19:24:39 2017 No.17016830

>>17016769
Well, I'd be a little more passive once when my daughterus would go out and make families. I don't think they'd want me bashing skulls the moment somebody turns down a valentine.
Plus, I'd literally have a hot MILF I made to be fucking senselessly

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:24:57 2017 No.17016831 File: 609 KB, 1289x2047, C_nfKjEU0AY1e8v.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:26:08 2017 No.17016842 >>17016807 Is that Boar in the world guide a he or a she? They're just random mamono realm beasts. Why does it even matter? I'm sure the gender varies from Pharaoh to Pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:26:12 2017 No.17016843 >>17016830 It's a social thing, not RIP AND TEAR. And it's reserved for if someone leads her on and then breaks her heart.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:26:30 2017 No.17016846 >>17016810 That is explicitly not the case with Pharaohs.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:27:02 2017 No.17016850 What stories are you guys waiting for?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:27:36 2017 No.17016858 >>17016843 In that case, I'd help with the cliff tossing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:28:01 2017 No.17016860 >>17016469 Red Dragons confirmed for best Dragons, once again.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:28:47 2017 No.17016864 >>17016850 My obituary.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:29:23 2017 No.17016868 >>17016842 Well I'd just like to know. It better not follow us into the bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:29:29 2017 No.17016870 >>17016850 If you mean from the writers then burning edge. If you mean just a new story then I'm waiting for one that focuses on the demons method of corruption.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:29:35 2017 No.17016871 >>17016806 Alright, at most five.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:32:22 2017 No.17016886 >>17016831 Look! She is doing the "I'm ready for your dick" sign that most foxes do.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:32:36 2017 No.17016888 >>17016850 More from KDF.

Anonymous Sat May 13 19:33:15 2017 No.17016894
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>>17016800
>Pre-dl Male monsters with female humans didn't exist.

KC has already stated that there was a incubus race in the past era who turned into succubi when the current DL took over. If succubi can have relationships with humans, it would be logical that incubus could too.

>>17016800
Actually some of the monsters seem definitely smart enough to realize that something has changed I can just imagine a dragon taking a Gandalf-like wise-old-man form suddenly turning into a busty woman when the current DL took over. Also, fairly certain that some prideful vampires would have definitely had some feelings about being changes. The real question is if they would be angry that somebody has changed their bodies or if they would be like pic related.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:33:42 2017 No.17016897 >>17016784 Well you'd better pile that stuff on thick, because if she retains her higher faculties your dick would get bullied to death for trying to trick her.

Anonymous Sat May 13 19:34:06 2017 No.17016904

>>17016858
Oh it'll be so much worse than tossing him off a cliff. I'll dig up everything I can on the guy and then set out absolutely ruining his social standing.
Pictures, videos, and just plain internet rumors will out him as a cheating scumbag who willingly would stick his dick in other girls while ignoring his girlfriend.
Roofies planted in his locker will mark him as a fiend.
And his car license will be mysteriously given to a group of Gremlins well known for chop-shopping the cars of filth like him.
He'll wake up one day to a world that hates him,
and that world will be my gift to him.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:37:36 2017 No.17016929 >>17016894 Go away you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:38:16 2017 No.17016932 >>17016897 You know I would. I'd do it so she was almost begging for it. Just gonna hope she doesn't ask why I have manticore venom for this occasion while I give her the D

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:39:55 2017 No.17016941 >>17016904 While I usually wouldn't condone that kind of thing, breaking a person's life apart sounds like a reasonable if someone pulled that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:40:01 2017 No.17016942 >>17016894 Fuck off Shoggocks with your alp bait

Anonymous Sat May 13 19:41:36 2017 No.17016952

>>17016932
>intoxicating a himedere to the point where she's practically begging for her lowly manservant's dick
I don't think you'd have to worry about her drawing even basic logical conclusions in that state. There would still be hell to play afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:42:53 2017 No.17016961 >>17016952 Maybe. Counterpoint She can't stand up because she'd have my dick slip out and, thus, she'd have to walk about the manse, leaking.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:44:33 2017 No.17016977 >>17016961 Consider this though. She might make you her sextoy because she enjoyed fucking you and you'll have to deal with being tied down and raped every day for hours.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:44:56 2017 No.17016981 Vampires are supposed to make a mess with their husbands blood when they eat.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:47:06 2017 No.17016989 >>17016977 It's not rape if I like it. And I'd enjoy it if I fill her up till she looks pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:47:44 2017 No.17016991 >>17016932 >manticore venom The payback once she recovers will be a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:48:10 2017 No.17016994 >>17016894 >Having ara ara alp kabedon you like that Manlet master race

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:49:44 2017 No.17017001 >>17016991 I'm ready for it. Also ready for her damphir older sister to snap pics so she can smugly blackmail her sister about the time her servant 'made her look like a beached whale

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:49:57 2017 No.17017002 How can I fug druella?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:51:43 2017 No.17017011 >>17017002 You go to Lescatie and prove that you are good enough of a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:52:25 2017 No.17017012 >>17017002 Isn't she already Elt's waifu?

Anonymous Sat May 13 19:52:58 2017 No.17017015
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> Get into a car accident
> Almost die
> Wake up finding after a few days in the hospital, that your mind is now psychically linked to the channel Valkyries use to hear the voice of the gods
> The gods cant kick you out, giving you pretty much absolute control over the entire Valkyrie race
> Despite being literally in another universe you can summon Valkyries to Earth and also use them to travel into the MGE world

What do?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:54:06 2017 No.17017023 >>17017001 You know she'll also be snapping pics when you're tied down, doped up on Manticore venom and made to beg for release, followed by a languid night of forced apologies and being milked for all you're worth.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:54:10 2017 No.17017024 >>17016783 Pharaoh has some very pretty feet

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:54:21 2017 No.17017025 >>17017015 Thank the japanese truck for giving me isekai powers?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:55:11 2017 No.17017032 File: 119 KB, 635x899, Atlach-Nacha11b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does this pic have any continuation? Does anyone know what is supposed to go in the text boxes?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:55:23 2017 No.17017034 >>17017002 You self insert into her husband, I guess

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:55:41 2017 No.17017037 >>17017023 >implying I haven't already won I did what I needed too, now to laugh madly

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:55:49 2017 No.17017038 >>17017015 Move to MGE land and never come back. There's literally no reason for me to stay here. Once I get there, begin my plans to create and army of lewd Valkyries and advance the Demon Lord's end goal of world conquest. Monster girls for all.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:57:20 2017 No.17017045 >>17017025 Praise be to Isuzu, lord of the highbeams may they forever brightly shine. Let his eternal horn bring us to our eternal rest. Let us sing his oath... ehem HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:58:37 2017 No.17017050 >>17017011 >>17017012 >>17017034 But can I fug her?

Anonymous Sat May 13 20:00:21 2017 No.17017052

>>17017002
Go to Lescatie and become a celebrity by selling phones so MGs can now record sexy scenes.

Get into an audience with Druella.

She automatically gets interested in you because of the tech and having a man that comes from another universe entirely, a trophy worthy enough to brag to mom and rub in the noses of her sisters.

She can even sell the "We were so destined for each other, not even the entire universe could keep us apart!"

Causing the single Lilims to get Hellhound-like fire in their eyes out of sheer fury.

> Feel terrible as you caused a Lilim civil war over your hand in marriage

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:01:24 2017 No.17017055 >>17017034 It is unknown if she has one.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:02:06 2017 No.17017061 >>17017037 Poor vampire loli, what a terrible servant she got stuck with.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:02:29 2017 No.17017064 >>17017055 It is hinted she does.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:02:34 2017 No.17017065 >>17016162 >>>/i/502830 >>>/i/502831 Will probs upload the textless vers in pixiv later or summin idk

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:02:47 2017 No.17017067 >>17017052 Well fug. I just wanted to fug a lilim.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:03:13 2017 No.17017070 >>17017061 Gonna cuddle her against her will!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:03:17 2017 No.17017071 >>17017050 Probably. You should fuck other girls and build up your power though or else you would be cumming on penetration.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:03:55 2017 No.17017076 File: 94 KB, 313x334, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17017065 >>17016162 >>>/i/502830 >>>/i/502831 Will probs upload the textless vers in pixiv later or summin idk

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:04:13 2017 No.17017078 >>17017032 >Does this pic have any continuation? Hopefully not.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:04:25 2017 No.17017083 >>17017076 Wew. That's lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:05:14 2017 No.17017087 >>17017076 Nice. That Pharaoh is great!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:05:28 2017 No.17017088 >>17017032 Sadly not yet. But I'm looking forward to it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:05:47 2017 No.17017091 >>17017076 You're on fire.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:06:32 2017 No.17017097 >>17017052 Devilish.

Anonymous Sat May 13 20:06:34 2017 No.17017098
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>>17016981
>Vampire waifu asks you if she can come into the bedroom, acting like she's an extremely old school revenant
>Acts accomplished while she's wearing a silk negligee, her wings forming a sort of shawl to cover the fact she's absolutely powdered and naked underneath
>Being for the occasion, she asks you to make her a mother again, on her day
>Gets flustered when you pop the question to her how she wants the sex, slipping on her demon realm silver inlaid claws that fit more like jewelry
>The touch of them nettling your skin as she tracing up from navel to chin
"Finish it roughly. Make me cry out."
>Spend the night fucking and indulging in each other, sharing in each other's wanton passions
>Her smirk is undeniable as she nicks you every so often to make the air hazy and thick with your energy, tinting the room red
>Pulling your head in close to her as your pelvis thuds into hers forcefully, she whispers to you
"I'm sorry that I'm such a lustful, wanton woman. But I'm quite sincere, I want another daughter. A beautiful, bouncing, vampire daughter. Not a tomboy like the first who always tries to covet what's mine."
>Her toes curl and her feet go up as she squeals in another orgasm, your rod still iron hard as you take her in her favorite rough sex position, lotus
>Slam her ass up and down on you as she gluttonously bites into your neck, drawing up pleasure, your neck warm and wet
>In one, final climactic embrace, your balls retract and your seed ravages your wife, absolutely filling her with child as she screams into your clavicle
>You're both panting and exhausted when the cock crows outside, rays of sun shining through the slats of the wooden blinds
>She gives one exhausted and resigned sigh at the mess she's made of your collar bone and neck, the deep red spattered across her face and cheeks like a messy child's
>Turns beet red and hugs you whilst calling you a fool when you tell her 'It's easiest to tell you love me when you make a mess like this'

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:06:40 2017 No.17017099 >>17017071 But I want to be quick shot for her. I know it's probably not possible, but I want to give the Druella my first time!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:08:02 2017 No.17017110 File: 336 KB, 1280x1921, 53.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > TFW you ordered a pet > But it turned out to be a magical monster girl petshop

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:08:42 2017 No.17017115 >>17017099 Yeah, you would probably be cumming just by being in her presence.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:09:02 2017 No.17017117 File: 296 KB, 568x800, stronk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17017110 >those arms this is not well drawn

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:09:20 2017 No.17017122 >>17017110 Anon please, if you're going to post muscle monsters, post good ones.

Anonymous Sat May 13 20:09:55 2017 No.17017125

>>17017070
>she just wanted a servant that would serve her with blood, sweets and massages
>got a convincing pervert that made her noble self beg for his dick like a harlot and generally made a fool of her

I don't think anything would wipe the pout off of her face ever again.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:10:12 2017 No.17017126 >>17017110 I'd take a Cu over that thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:10:17 2017 No.17017127 >>17017076 I want to declare her my queen.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:11:19 2017 No.17017131 >>17017076 Being a Pharaoh's husbando is tough. Especially if you're the one who woke her up from the slumber. After all, she has millennia of pent up lust.

Anonymous Sat May 13 20:12:16 2017 No.17017137

>>17017117
Now that's a muscle wolf worth massaging.

>>17017125
That's nice, she's got a cute pout.
And now its time for me to take her as my wife for such deviant acts as non-lewd cuddling, spoiling with twice the intensity and none of the lewd, and thrice the hair combing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:13:52 2017 No.17017145 >>17017131 What would a Pharaoh's first words to the Anon who woke her up be?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:14:43 2017 No.17017151 >>17017076 You have a lot of willpower Melon.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:15:14 2017 No.17017153 >>17017110 I like musclegirls, but that's just grotesque.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:16:42 2017 No.17017163 >>17017145 >No time to explain, get on the throne

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:17:35 2017 No.17017172 File: 795 KB, 3000x3489, Pharaoh21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17017145 Depending on the Pharaoh's personality I think. Could range from pic related to anger and confusion before going straight to the poor but lucky Anon.

Anonymous Sat May 13 20:17:42 2017 No.17017173

>>17017137
>poor haughty, chubby vampire loli accepts Anon's proposal since she's been sullied for un-life and surely no one else would take her
>guests cheering and congratulating at the wedding with as much mirth as a bunch of undead can muster
>remarks about what a cute couple they are
>bride goes into maximum overpout

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:19:44 2017 No.17017186 >>17017163 How scary. >>17017172 What about a Himedere one?

Anonymous Sat May 13 20:19:49 2017 No.17017187
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>>17017145
I could just imagine her sitting up in her sarcophagus, seeing the poor Anon who woke her up, and giving a single order: 'KNEEL.' Her commanding presence and magical powers compel Anon to the ground, and all he can do as watch as she rises, bandages slowly falling away from her figure, as she saunters towards him.

Then begins the femdom.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:19:56 2017 No.17017188 >>17017173 Cute! Cute! That face of hers is cute! She's going to have so many cute daughterus!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:20:57 2017 No.17017195 >>17017187 Gentle femdom?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:21:05 2017 No.17017196 >>17017186 Pharaohs are scary, settle with a nice soft Apophis today.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:22:38 2017 No.17017210 >>17017195 This is a pharaoh who just got woken up from millenia of slumber. The only thing 'gentle' about it will be that you get to survive afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:23:32 2017 No.17017214 >>17017210 Can we still cuddle after?

Anonymous Sat May 13 20:24:40 2017 No.17017220

>>17017186
She'd crawl out of her coffin onto her throne, spread her legs and, while staring at the anon who freed her, point towards her exposed pussy and tell him "LICK" in her God Voice.
After the leglocking cunnilingus and plenty of haughty laughter would come your royal reward of her pussy.

>>17017195
Rough transitioning into Gentle.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:25:56 2017 No.17017228 >>17017210 She's too kind. Truly a magnanimous queen.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:26:44 2017 No.17017236 File: 1.18 MB, 1127x1600, 1439164412383.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17017214 That depends on you, Anon. She's going to need a LOT of energy to regain that flawless, full, feminine figure she had in life.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:26:58 2017 No.17017238 File: 26 KB, 300x400, The_Magic_Muffin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No restrictions monster girl related wish. You can ask for anything, your custom made MG, be teleported to MGE world, anything. What do you wish for?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:27:11 2017 No.17017241 Pharoah breasts are for ________

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:27:37 2017 No.17017243 >>17017151 wot

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:27:53 2017 No.17017245 >>17017220 Well she sounds perfect. I shall help her reclaim her territory. And when the demon lord comes knocking she will declare "I DO NOT SERVE, I RULE!" >>17017236 What if I want her to be a plump dessert ruler?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:28:23 2017 No.17017247 >>17017238 Am I able to add the conditions I am transported in or is it just 'go to the world, you are there'

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:28:24 2017 No.17017248 >>17017238 Just give me the portals senpai

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:28:49 2017 No.17017250 >>17017241 Worshiping and paizuri. Oil is optional, but highly recommended for both.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:29:04 2017 No.17017251 >>17017241 Worshipping (along with the rest of her) and thanking Osiris that she may deem the cock of a peasant like you worthy to be smothered in them.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:29:13 2017 No.17017252 >>17017238 i wish my waifu's summoning circle worked

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:30:08 2017 No.17017260 >>17017238 I need a portal to the mist continent and a bag of industrial strength catnip

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:30:39 2017 No.17017265 >>17017238 I'd wish to connect the two worlds in a way that ensures world peace.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:31:50 2017 No.17017271 >>17017238 Does it work like the show and it's 1 wish per bite or is it only 1 wish? I wish for me, all my stuff, and my cat to be teleported to my waifu's mansion.

Anonymous Sat May 13 20:32:29 2017 No.17017274

>>17017245
>And when the demon lord comes knocking she will declare "I DO NOT SERVE, I RULE!"
That's a good way to get the Demon Lord to pinch her cheeks and call her adorable.
Not in a condescending way either.

>>17017245
That's going to take a lot of spirit energy to restore anon. Better pack some manticore venom and Holst Milk for a day of rough fucking followed by a month of slow fucking.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:33:31 2017 No.17017280 >>17017238 To be dumped somewhere with solid land on MGE-world. If I want my happy ending I better man up or die trying, it will be jolly good fun anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:33:41 2017 No.17017282 >>17017271 >and my cat That's adorable. >>17017274 Hope the Demon Lord likes war against her.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:34:10 2017 No.17017287 >>17017247 You can add the conditions as long as its part of a single wish.

Anonymous Sat May 13 20:34:19 2017 No.17017289

>>17017241
Being raised by until you soon become a powerful kind who's conquered many nations after leaving your beloved Pharoah Momster all alone.

Then coming back a few years later to declare her your queen. And still let her breast feed you in private with her milk filled breasts

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:34:29 2017 No.17017292 File: 1.59 MB, 1501x1656, 1492559673929.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BIG

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:34:44 2017 No.17017293 >>17017271 >cat You fool.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:35:22 2017 No.17017297 >>17017260 Jinko?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:36:10 2017 No.17017301 >>17017238 I wish that no one can get a monstergirl.

Anonymous Sat May 13 20:36:53 2017 No.17017307

>>17017287
Our world and MGE world are merged in a pose Demon Lord victory so that the population is now 50/50 male and monster girl split.

I know and have the ability to cast magic with a specialization in fleshcrafting.

Other than that, my life is unchanged.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:37:27 2017 No.17017310 >>17017292 >Tiger in tiger jammies CUTE!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:37:46 2017 No.17017312 >>17017292 yes please >>17017297 also yes

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:39:06 2017 No.17017322 >>17017282 Why would there be war? The Demon Lord doesn't want her kingdom, she just wants to see if the monstergirls there are doing fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:39:37 2017 No.17017327 File: 193 KB, 1000x1333, 1482930278931.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17017238 My perfect Hellhound waifu!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:40:54 2017 No.17017336 >>17017238 "I wish to be transported to Alpha Minotauri, a planet exactly equal to MGE but where all monster girls are musclegirls and you can strike the fancy of ANY monster girl and have her claim you as her husband, by worshipping her muscles."

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:41:42 2017 No.17017339 >>17017238 a lilim with time manipulation powers.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:43:08 2017 No.17017348 File: 743 KB, 1028x1085, 98550d9d5c603842ad42ee770199e695.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So this is what happens when a mad scientist mixes a Vampire and an Amazon.

Anonymous Sat May 13 20:44:26 2017 No.17017354

>>17017196
Big, scary apophis trying very hard not to scare someone timid sounds cute.
Twisting her voice from a barked order to a gentle request mid-sentence as her face contorts from a scowl to pained smile.
Trying to act cute, twintails, clipped fingernails. Always salivating and tonguing her fangs, only just restraining herself from going wild.
Basically a psychotic snake who's sweet on the outside and sour on the inside. I like a girl with conflicted feelings.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:44:33 2017 No.17017357 >>17017348 I get a cutie.

Anonymous Sat May 13 20:45:12 2017 No.17017361
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Be sure to visit the Onee Sabbath and get a loving older sister today. Sometimes those girls need you more than you need them.
>go down to the Onee Sabbath looking for a sister to dote on you
>one of the coordinators takes you to a courtyard where some of the unmatched girls wait while otoutos play with some potential matches
>a lot of the girls look pretty nice, until you notice one sitting in a shaded corner wearing a blank expression
>she's more monstrous than most girls, but she has a beautiful face an the most voluptuous body you've ever seen
>if it wasn't for all the blood in your brain rushing to your crotch, you'd wonder if there was something wrong with her
>you ask the coordinator if you can be paired with her
>"A-Ah, well, she's been here for quite awhile without an otouto. I'm not sure if she can handle it. Are you sure?"
>you insist and walk over to her, calling her Onee-chan
>emotion flashes across her face and she reaches out, rubbing your cheek, squeezing your shoulder, checking to see if you're real
>finally she pulls you into a tight embrace, stroking your head nestled between her breasts as she cries tears of joy
>she tells you over and over how much she loves you and how she'll be the best Onee-chan you could ever want

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:46:01 2017 No.17017363 >>17017238 I wish to have the powers to get my monster waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:47:23 2017 No.17017370 >>17017348 Man, I'm not even that into muscle girls, but I want to get snu-snu'd by her

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:47:33 2017 No.17017371 >>17017293 >fool But she likes cats.

Anonymous Sat May 13 20:51:02 2017 No.17017387

>>17017238
The power to effortlessly summon and desummon any monster girl, as an unmarried version of her, which operates under MGE rules, at will, completely under my control.

Then I will become Waifu-Man, the ultimate superhero, who fights against feminists, SJWs and involuntary celibacy.

Fighting crime by summoning MGs to fight criminals.

Giving all anons a waifu.

Waifu-Man!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:52:16 2017 No.17017393 >>17017238 Paizuri

Anonymous Sat May 13 20:55:34 2017 No.17017409
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>>17017348
Hutago's art does things to my donger. I want them to draw a Hellhound.

>>17017387
>Then I will become Waifu-Man, the ultimate superhero, who fights against feminists, SJWs and involuntary celibacy.

So you'll yell at people on twitter and stuff?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:55:44 2017 No.17017410 >>17017361 There's something about that tongue that's just begging for someone to lay their dick on it and let what happens happen.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:56:16 2017 No.17017413 >>17017238 I want to be milked by a big thick manticore tail.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:58:24 2017 No.17017425 File: 1.56 MB, 3416x2900, 1469987251502.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17017413 >tfw you will never be on TAILED.com

Anonymous Sat May 13 20:59:19 2017 No.17017431

>>17017238
I'll send the anons from this thread to MGE but they'll each drop in the place I want (so I can punish the ones I don't like). The rest of people from this world won't get anything, fuck them.

I'll put myself at the age of 16 under the training of the Order, and give myself high tier skills so I end strong enough to defend myself against some monsters, then I'll start my adventure to find my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:59:54 2017 No.17017438 >>17017409 Nah, more like sending a Wock to Sarkeesian's home to shut her the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:00:00 2017 No.17017439 File: 145 KB, 900x1073, C3U0IahUYAA91bl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17017361 A Onee-san with the proportions of Sekiyu's Gorgon would be pretty intimidating.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:00:07 2017 No.17017441 File: 371 KB, 815x882, 1494570646932.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17017413 Strap yourself in, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:00:13 2017 No.17017442 >>17017361 I got confused if those things on her legs were scales or stockings but damn are her thighs thick Also onee sabbath sounds nice if I can just walk up and ask for a big sister.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:03:09 2017 No.17017452 >>17017238 I wish to be able to create my own MG dimension exactly as I want like if it was a holodeck and go to it and back at will.

Anonymous Sat May 13 21:03:45 2017 No.17017457
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>>17017438
I just ignore her. It's not really hard. She has the right to say what she wants, and I have the right to not listen.

>>17017441
Man I feel bad for that Manticore, I wonder if her back gets really sore from having to drag that fucking huge tail around.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:04:32 2017 No.17017463 >>17017238 To be teleported into my waifu's bed in he middle of the night so we can live out our ultimate perfect life together.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:04:38 2017 No.17017465 >>17017442 of course. Onee Sabbath is like speed dating for older sisters and little brothers

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:05:40 2017 No.17017468 >>17017425 i'd rather get TROLLED

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:06:01 2017 No.17017469 >>17017439 Both those medusas are cuddly. [spoiler[Wanna snuggle gorgon's chest.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:06:34 2017 No.17017473 >>17017457 She could probably recruit her husband to help 'carry' it for her. But could you imagine how ripped her back and stomach would be from hefting that weight? Abs like chiseled granite, I tell you.

Anonymous Sat May 13 21:07:34 2017 No.17017480
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>>17017468
I wanna get HOUNDED

>>17017473
>But could you imagine how ripped her back and stomach would be from hefting that weight? Abs like chiseled granite, I tell you.
Good lord. I never new I needed a /fit/ Manticore until now.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:07:36 2017 No.17017481 >>17017465 What if I'm getting a bit old to be a little brother? Do they have something to help with that?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:08:25 2017 No.17017488 >>17017457 I was just joking. I would "fight" against feminists and SJWs simply by giving all anons a waifu. The prospect alone of men getting their waifus, would make them meltdown.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:08:26 2017 No.17017489 I want to fuck a Manticore's butt.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:08:56 2017 No.17017493 >>17017480 Personally, I prefer CUNNY'D.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:09:27 2017 No.17017495 >>17017489 Lucky for you, you get the tailpussy. It is her anus after all.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:09:36 2017 No.17017497 >>17017468 >People visit the site thinking it will be videos of Cheshire Cat shenanigans >It's actually videos of vanilla sex featuring Trolls and their husband >Over half of them are nursing handjobs

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:10:10 2017 No.17017500 >>17017489 How long would it take for a manticore to even consider giving a buttjob?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:10:45 2017 No.17017503 >>17017481 shota cookies if you're talking about physically, although I'm sure there are monsters like elves and kitsune that still consider a grown man as a little brother

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:10:53 2017 No.17017505 File: 3.07 MB, 2400x3000, 1475135054358.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17017488 Oh. It's hard to convey joking in text. >>17017493 What about TENDERLYLOVED.com

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:11:17 2017 No.17017506 File: 206 KB, 1269x1461, C-gFsXXXgAISJEv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17017497 perfect

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:11:33 2017 No.17017510 >>17017425 >>17017468 >>17017480 >>17017493 The MGE internet sounds like a proper adventure.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:12:07 2017 No.17017512 >>17017495 Tailpussies are intimidating.

Anonymous Sat May 13 21:13:03 2017 No.17017519
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>>17017489
>Tailpussy designed to milk you for hours on end
>Actual pussy that molds itself to your cock for maximum pleasure
>You want to stick it in their butt
I feel like Maticores would be the only monsters to really get offended if you asked them for anal.
>>17017500
I imagine it would be really awkward with their tail right there.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:13:36 2017 No.17017522 >>17017495 Don't you fucking start with this again.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:13:41 2017 No.17017523 >>17017506 I dunno Anon, you can't even ask her to sit on your face because you'd suffocate under her big butt

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:14:35 2017 No.17017525 >>17017238 I wish all anons have the power to create their own MG dimensions exactly as they want and travel to them and back. > You re welcome anons

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:14:54 2017 No.17017526 >>17017354 Well, when you put it like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:16:10 2017 No.17017533 >>17017457 >That figure oh fug

Anonymous Sat May 13 21:16:39 2017 No.17017539

>>17017519
Well, quite a few girls have big tail, so they could just curve it over their back.
>I feel like Maticores would be the only monsters to really get offended if you asked them for anal.
Maybe an Anon could appeal to her by claiming that all of her holes would feel like heaven.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:18:13 2017 No.17017546 >>17017510 We all know these sites are moderated and their traffic tracked by Ratatoskrs who track your IP if you visit one and set you up with monsters of the appropriate type.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:18:28 2017 No.17017552 >>17017238 To find the girl who is right for me.

Anonymous Sat May 13 21:18:29 2017 No.17017551

>>17017506
>Other monstergirls while dating send you lewd, risque, slutty selfies
>Your Troll girlfriend on the other hand sends you this with a thousand 'embarrassed face' emoticons (no, not emojis, she has no idea what those are and she doesn't get them on her old hand me down phone)
>'Dont let anyone else see this anon please please please! xoxo'

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:19:01 2017 No.17017554 >>17016850 I'm still waiting on the Yupiel style Baphomet story that was hinted at being soon (tm) but waiting for that faggot of a mediocre writer to deliver is a fool's errand

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:21:39 2017 No.17017560 >>17017505 >spoiler I could get down with that too anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:22:58 2017 No.17017566 I remembered that picture with a phantom as Venom Snake, and with her skin color and mask I can't stop thinking of one as Skull Face instead. >And that is why I will show you my demon. (if you know what I mean) >SUCH A LUST! ...ᶠᵒʳ ʳᵉᵛᵉᶰᵍᵉ ᴵ ᵍᵘᵉˢˢ

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:23:05 2017 No.17017567 >>17017519 Girls have four mouths! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaLYPJtYLXQ

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:24:58 2017 No.17017578 >>17017497 A site for men of exquisite taste, to be sure

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:25:46 2017 No.17017580 File: 234 KB, 1793x1080, 1442804416553.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17017567

Anonymous Sat May 13 21:26:16 2017 No.17017581

>>17017551
>Invite Troll girlfriend over for Netflix and chill
>You actually just watch some movies and relax
>When you start to make a move and slide your hand ever so slightly over her big, bodacious breasts in her soft t-shirt she goes red as a beet
>But she doesn't stop you, instead making little whimpering noises as you softly knead and lightly squeeze them
>The next day she's positively glowing and all her friends think she had some crazy sex with her boyfriend

Anonymous Sat May 13 21:30:09 2017 No.17017600

>>17017441
>Anon is strapped to a table as a Mega-Tail Manticore sashays her way over to him with a perverted grin on her face.
>His entire crotch area is enveloped by her greedy drooling super-sized tailpussy.
>She crouches down on her knees and takes in his twisted pleasured face as she milks hundreds of orgasms out of him with the aid of her super potent venom.
>Every twitch, spasm and cumshot is a symphony of joy for her as her tailpussy records every inch of his dick down with absurd precision, molding her pussy into such a perfect match for his cock that no other girl would ever be able to even get his dick hard ever again.
>The Yandere Mega Manticore giggles to herself as her beloved quickly becomes addicted to her tailpussy, knowing the real deal will make him hers forever.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:31:46 2017 No.17017607 >>17017580 Would you be seduced by a Manticore telling you "Manticores have four mouths. Wanna feel all of them?"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:36:23 2017 No.17017626 >>17017607 I like the old fashioned trick where they let you touch the fleshy part of their with your finger, and then it engulfs your hand.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:37:04 2017 No.17017628 File: 1.29 MB, 992x1425, 1494360078643.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a cowgirl like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:37:38 2017 No.17017631 >>17017626 And then it starts undulating and squeezing down and the Manticore leans in and asks you how you think that would feel on your dick with her eyes half lidded and a smug smile on her face.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:38:04 2017 No.17017636 >>17017628 I too want a busty, chubby cow. I'd even go heavier if they were smug.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:38:40 2017 No.17017638 >>17017607 Yes, I would fall easily to that. Great, now I want a Manticore Onee-San.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:39:00 2017 No.17017639 File: 548 KB, 1000x1250, 795a2135aa9b92f70b70fbe3461c5a72.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just need her.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:41:05 2017 No.17017643 >>17017638 >Anon gets adopted by a family of Manticores >Ends up becoming the personal boytoy of his new Onee-sans, and gets molested by their tailpussies every single day. Sounds like the life.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:44:08 2017 No.17017653 >>17016463 I want a demon adopteru who's 4 on that scale. Below average lewd for a monster, but lewd enough for candlelit daughteru dicking.

Anonymous Sat May 13 21:45:36 2017 No.17017656

>>17017643
Personally, I'd find it great if I was living with just one generally nice Manticore Onee-San, only for her to catch me masturbating to pictures of her after accidentally being pricked by one her barbs that was left in the shower.
What happens next is pretty obvious.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:46:36 2017 No.17017659 >>17017656 I'd love a tsun, muscled onees and manticore and a deredere, tubby manticore oneesan.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:47:03 2017 No.17017660 >>17017653 Imagine an adopteru that's a ten and you don't dick her.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:47:51 2017 No.17017664 >>17017643 >One of them is kind, caring, smothering almost. Eggs you on to lay back and let it all out >Another is smug, constantly teasing and insulting you for being so easy to push over and milk like this and how hard you get Perfection

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:48:18 2017 No.17017666 >>17017659 One for gentle face sitting and the other for rough amazon?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:48:23 2017 No.17017667 >>17017660 No man could resist that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:49:22 2017 No.17017671 I want to be adopted by two monstergirls who want to be mothers but also stay together as best friends. Preferably a Titania and a Demon

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:49:31 2017 No.17017673 >>17017666 Yep. Along with tender mating presses and loving missionary.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:50:07 2017 No.17017677 >>17016463 Ordinarily 2, jumping to a 6-7 once behind closed doors with the boy she really likes. Just like most of her species, really.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:50:26 2017 No.17017680 >>17017667 They can if they aren't into lolis and daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:50:31 2017 No.17017681 >>17017664 >Relaxing cuddle-milking >Arrogant, forceful tease-milking All you need is one who 'resists' you grabbing her tail and using it as an onahole at the drop of a hat before giving in and you're set.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:51:55 2017 No.17017691 >>17017656 Manticores can leave barbs in your couch cushion, in your empty shoes, top of your alarm clock, backside of the fridge handle, inside a pringles can. Stay on your guard.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:53:05 2017 No.17017696 File: 179 KB, 2000x2000, PringlesVsManticore.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17017691 They're too busy getting stuck in the Pringles can to trap it with a barb.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:54:17 2017 No.17017703 File: 170 KB, 301x431, ou.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17017691 Not him, but you just kinda ruined manticores for me. I have a hard enough time with the pointies as it is without having to worry about them being hidden everywhere.

Anonymous Sat May 13 21:54:33 2017 No.17017705
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>The guy who draws Dragon Maid said that if the MC was a guy then Iruru would've had her way with him.
>You'll never be raped by a maniacal Shortstack dragon who just wants friends and love.
How does this make you feel?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 21:55:44 2017 No.17017714 >>17017703 Don't worry anon, Manticores wouldn't trap things with their barbs. That takes all the fun out of watching your face as the venom takes it's hold.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:00:35 2017 No.17017732 >>17017714 I like the alarm clock one. Hell of a wakeup call

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:02:20 2017 No.17017741 >>17017732 The ultimate morning wood.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:02:41 2017 No.17017743 >>17017673 Good taste >>17017691 I'm sure the one I'm thinking about would have the decency to collect the left-over needles in a jar. I hope.

Anonymous Sat May 13 22:04:42 2017 No.17017754

>>17017732
>>17017741
>Anon goes to stop his alarm and feels a tiny prick.
>There was a spine tip that he brushed his hand against.
>He vaguely registers a breathy "Hoooora~" and a wet sound as his Manticore Onee-San's tail slams into his crotch and begins milking him.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:04:51 2017 No.17017755 >>17017743 Would be fantastic if the tsun one was having her turn milking me while the deredere one started telling me 'She really likes your taste you know? She sometimes wines when she hasn't had you in a while. Cue stammer bakas.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:05:28 2017 No.17017759 >>17017660 >>17017667 It would be surprisingly easy to resist, if they're all lewd and no cute/innocence instead of having both then that's no good.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:07:30 2017 No.17017768 >>17017755 That's cute. It would be kind of hard to hold in after she would start suctioning harder though.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:10:18 2017 No.17017774 >>17017768 That it would be. I bet your chubby oneesan would start ara araing while your muscled one tries to suck all of it from you in a huff.

Anonymous Sat May 13 22:16:42 2017 No.17017791

>>17017774
>spoiler
One wants to take her time and have a fun evening, while the other just stares with a slight smile and sucks so hard that lasting even a minute is accomplishment warranting cuddles.
The amount of abdominal pain would be insane but worth it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:17:04 2017 No.17017792 File: 285 KB, 503x850, 1432444310088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Orcs or P'Orcs? Who's better?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:19:20 2017 No.17017800 >>17017791 That it would be. the mutual cuddling afterward would be nice though. >>17017792 Both. Pudge and muscle are equally good.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:20:11 2017 No.17017804 >>17017792 More of a hobgoblin kind of guy

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:22:42 2017 No.17017809 >>17017800 Manticores are nice girls. Sometimes. They even have great fluff for cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:23:45 2017 No.17017817 >>17017809 That they are. Especially when its late at night and you've got one on each side.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:26:13 2017 No.17017826 >>17017817 I wonder how one would feel about having her barbs stolen for "personal use" while she's asleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:26:36 2017 No.17017827 >>17017792 Orcs bullying P'Orcs.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:27:04 2017 No.17017829 >>17017826 As long as you give her a few rounds when you steal them, I'm sure she wouldn't object.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:27:32 2017 No.17017831 >>17017826 She'd probably be mad that you aren't using them on her yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:28:36 2017 No.17017835 >>17017425 >mfw want to get INKED, ZAPPED, POISONED orWEBBED >mfw waitlist is miles long

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:30:00 2017 No.17017840 >>17017829 That would make sense. It would be embarrassing to get caught though. >>17017831 Isn't she supposed to be doing the mounting? Not that I would complain about it

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:33:29 2017 No.17017847 >>17017840 It's only embarrassing because now the other one is going to insist that you borrow her's, too.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:35:33 2017 No.17017852 >>17017840 She is but SHE is the one that's supposed to use them on you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:38:37 2017 No.17017858 >>17017847 That would mean a venom cocktail from the both of them with double the regular dose. That is terrifying and arousing. >>17017852 Well, in that scenario, it would be just better to poison the both of us and ride the high.

Anonymous Sat May 13 22:42:35 2017 No.17017874

>>17017858
What would using a venom designed to affect men on a woman do? From what we, the venom basically increases blood flow and sensitivity while letting you last longer. So would a woman's parts just become really engorged and sensitive? Would she cum just from putting it in her?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:45:48 2017 No.17017882 File: 351 KB, 1278x2000, 61777505_p3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17017671 Grandma Yeti needs love too, she hasn't found any stray hikers in her mountain cabin for years

Anonymous Sat May 13 22:47:22 2017 No.17017891

>>17017874
That seems like a rational conclusion and I am quite sure that she might come close to cumming.
I would also say that if in a guy it would increase semen production, it might cause a girl's vagina to start getting wet to the point where the leak could reach her ankles.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:48:41 2017 No.17017897 >>17017671 >a Shoggoth and a Kikimora will never adopt you to mold you into their perfect master

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:52:22 2017 No.17017918 >>17017882 I wouldn't mind my first time being with a grandmomster. Preferably a scarred, battle hardened, Salamander who hasn't felt the touch of a man in a couple of decades.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 23:01:20 2017 No.17017941 File: 523 KB, 1278x850, 1494730880551.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17017425 i prefer BEEFED

Anonymous Sat May 13 23:06:06 2017 No.17017956

>>17017015
Summon them all here. Show them the doom that awaits this world. Show them the unmitigated horrors of this finite existence.

Then, ask them all what exactly it is they've decided to do. If they are determined to save this world, anyway? Then I will simply direct them to do so as they see fit.

If it breaks them? Send them back, maybe with some copies of the collected works of H.P. Lovecraft. See how it goes over. How long can the depression hold?

It's an unethical psychological experiment of the worst kind!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 23:06:58 2017 No.17017958 File: 413 KB, 546x700, 1494731218075.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you impregnate for the purpose of procreation?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 23:09:12 2017 No.17017967 >>17017958 Of all the Guilty Gear girls, Justice? Really? At least Millia counts as a low-key Kej.

Anonymous Sat May 13 23:11:56 2017 No.17017984

>>17017238
To teleport the inhabitants of the remaining Order states and settlements to this universe, with no way for them to go back.

If two worlds cannot coexist, they must be separated - and if nothing else, perhaps the Order might do some good here.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 23:17:34 2017 No.17018000 >>17017984 Order states are an important source of human mates for monster girls. Taking them all away would seriously disrupt the entire ecosystem.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 23:17:34 2017 No.17018001 >>17017967 Well, you might get Dizzy.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 23:22:48 2017 No.17018019 File: 249 KB, 1154x1616, 52305308.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17017958 At least post the version of Aria that's actually fuckabale.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 23:23:20 2017 No.17018021 >>17018019 fuckable*

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 23:23:26 2017 No.17018023 File: 2.73 MB, 716x736, 1469068837108.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17018001 Sufficient thighs

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 23:24:09 2017 No.17018025 >>17018023 She looks cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 23:27:49 2017 No.17018043 >>17018019 you can fuck anything if you believe enough

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 23:32:18 2017 No.17018057 >>17018023 Cute tail bow.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 23:37:28 2017 No.17018067 >>17018025 Used goods

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 23:38:13 2017 No.17018071 >>17018057 Tail bows are pretty sweet.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 23:42:58 2017 No.17018083 >>17017792 Whichever that one is, jesus christ I would pay her to beat me up

Anonymous Sat May 13 23:45:16 2017 No.17018091

You come home and your Waifu is covered in blankets. Twenty of them piled over her as she sits on the bed. An Ice Queen is in your kitchen, trying to cook something. Apparently your Waifu tried to throw her out after she barged in and was frozen.

How do you react?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 23:46:54 2017 No.17018094 >>17018091 Make ice puns to the wife. No further actions necessary.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 23:49:21 2017 No.17018099 >>17018091 Call the cops. Warm wife up

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 23:50:13 2017 No.17018105 File: 229 KB, 702x915, 1492005508781.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17018091 Get a hair dryer and rolled up newspaper, chase her out

Anonymous Sat May 13 23:54:46 2017 No.17018120

>>17018091

>Step 1: Call the Eros hotline
>Step 2: Tell the operator a stranger MG is in your home trying to ruin the sanctity of your marriage
>Step 3: Pull up a chair and enjoy the fireworks

Sometimes you just have to go above and beyond calling MGCPD.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 23:56:46 2017 No.17018127 >>17018091 Use the Dragon Slayer (the kotatsu) on her. After the Ice Queen starts melting a bit I'll cuddle my waifu and wait until she recovers so she can punish the woman.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 23:57:20 2017 No.17018129 File: 322 KB, 800x725, 1454472014139.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17018120 The best they could send is Pally and Yeti, Pally will rid your kitchen of the evil Ice Queen and Yeti will be busy stopping your waifu's shakes and chills

Anonymous Sat May 13 23:58:43 2017 No.17018136

>>17018094
Her seething rage at being playfully bullied by her husband (And actually bullied by the Ice Queen) is enough to thaw her out. In either an incredible feat of strength or a casual action, she throws the pile of blankets over the other MG. You can now remove her safetly.

>>17018099
How do you warm her up?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:00:02 2017 No.17018141 >>17018129 I want a loli Yeti to sit in my lap while I drink a cup of hot chocolate that she made for me. Absolutely nothing lewd would happen.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:03:33 2017 No.17018153 File: 406 KB, 655x1136, mm_c31_10.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17018136 Intense naked cuddling with max body contact. I'm a furnace, if there's blankets to keep the heat trapped, she'll be warm in no time.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:09:31 2017 No.17018174 >>17018091 Vampires got 50% frost resist proceed to call the jinko cops to get that cold bitch out

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:13:47 2017 No.17018182 Would you fight to bring back your monster girls smile? Even if she was a big, muscled one?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:13:51 2017 No.17018183 >>17018141 >tell little Yeti you enjoyed her hot chocolate >she tries her hardest to give you a big hug >she struggles to get her paws around your torso >lets you share her scarf instead >scarf is much too long for her and drags on the floor

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:15:39 2017 No.17018189 >>17018183 That's far too cute.

Anonymous Sun May 14 00:33:35 2017 No.17018224
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You've been given a ticket to the Demon Realm Express! Also known as the Rape Train. Where do you get off? Here's the schedule.

Undead Kingdom.
Sea Kingdom.
Zipangu.
Jungle Kingdom.
Wonderland.
Lost Civilization.
MGC.
Demon Lord's Realm.
Undead Kingdom.
Etc.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:35:34 2017 No.17018230 >>17018224 Was gonna go for Zipangu, but now I'm curious about that Lost Civilization...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:37:35 2017 No.17018236 >>17018224 >Where do you get off In ur mum.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:37:43 2017 No.17018237 >>17018224 Egypt, with a sticker on my suitcase that says 'Anubis or Bust'

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:38:32 2017 No.17018241 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, be sure to pay proper tribute to the dragon queen, don't want her razing the village now do you? >>17018224 Jungle.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:38:35 2017 No.17018242 >>17018224 Demon Lord's Realm, accept no substitutes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:38:36 2017 No.17018243 >>17018182 My waifu isn't big or muscled, but I'd still do it. Even though I know for a fact that I'd lose, I'd still do it for her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:39:01 2017 No.17018245 >>17018224 I don't have any particular desires so I'll travel to 'Etc.' Maybe there's something interesting at the end of the line.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:39:21 2017 No.17018246 >>17018224 Depends, which is the best one for fixing people's psyche?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:39:38 2017 No.17018248 >>17018224 Probably MGC, to be honest.

Anonymous Sun May 14 00:40:26 2017 No.17018252

>>17018091
>ask my Ice Queen waifu who is frozen in the living room
>"Oh this bitch of a Hellhound, she said I wasn't good enough for you. She broke in the back and tried to hurt me!"
>call the police
>let my Glacies daughteru sleep at my brothers house with his Tanuki family

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:41:08 2017 No.17018255 >>17018000 They'll make do. Life finds a way.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:41:17 2017 No.17018256 >>17018224 Lost Civilization sounds interesting and a palce full of artifacts. I would get off there to explore shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:41:52 2017 No.17018259 >>17018224 whichever has the most cows

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:42:22 2017 No.17018260 File: 186 KB, 500x436, MR BONES SAYS.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17018224 >implying the ride ends

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:43:08 2017 No.17018263 >>17018260 Still a better ride than Charon's boat.

Anonymous Sun May 14 00:48:36 2017 No.17018272

>>17018224
I haven't really put too much thought into that. I'd probably just stick with MGC since that basically can just be a coverall for the majority of those settings. But I'd also like to hangout in Zipangu or the Mist Continent. Lost Continent sounds fun because it reminds me of one of my all time favorite songs and I feel like there'd be an abundance of ancient Automatons there that could use a husba-master. I mean master.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:50:36 2017 No.17018277 >>17015730 That is one edgy phone case

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:52:33 2017 No.17018284 >>17018237 Fucking the conductor? Fun!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:56:06 2017 No.17018295 >>17018224 MGC. Gotta get back to the waifu and kids.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 00:59:53 2017 No.17018303 >>17018272 >I'd probably just stick with MGC since that basically can just be a coverall for the majority of those settings. Yeah, with the caveat that life sucks by design.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 01:00:47 2017 No.17018306 >>17018303 Only if you're single and don't want a wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 01:05:16 2017 No.17018314 File: 125 KB, 876x998, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Drunk me thimks im clever right now

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 01:12:55 2017 No.17018331 >dullahan daughteru in play >play about history of dodgeball >plays the part "ball" during origin of game >screams WITNESS ME as her head flies through the air >ushi daughteru also does good job as tree in the background

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 01:15:06 2017 No.17018338 >>17018331 >"Wah hah hah, Daddy will see Im the best tree ever!"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 01:15:06 2017 No.17018339 >>17018224 Mist Continent. I want to see the Chunky Monkeys!

Anonymous Sun May 14 01:21:54 2017 No.17018349

>you'll never teach eighth grade English in MGC
>you'll never have hormone addled teenagers try to one up each other to gain your affection
>like Tanna, the Amazon who put a dire boar she killed on your desk as a marriage proposal
>or the gyaru Elf twins, Sarah and Amy, who constantly try to show you their panties
>and then there was Miko, the Tanuki class president who tried to sell you "exclusive breeding rights" on her for when she is older, of course
>or your human niece Katie who told you that if you bought her a new 3ds that you could take her to a hotel and do whatever you wanted with her

Anonymous Sun May 14 01:22:14 2017 No.17018350

screw it... been sitting on this one since last year.

>salaryman gets kidnapped by amazon tribe
>never breaks despite all the bullshit and rape he receives.
>even wears a suit and tie each morning.
>salaryman is proud of his ability to drink entire tribe under table
>extended evening mandatory orgies replace spreadsheets for overtime
>but salaryman will never break

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 01:22:23 2017 No.17018351 >>17018224 Jinko Jungle.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 01:24:09 2017 No.17018357 >>17018350 >I survived Karoshi, you cannot break what has broken

Anonymous Sun May 14 01:26:49 2017 No.17018364
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So Lizardman get stronger offspring the stronger the husband, at leaat its their rationale for wantimg a stronger man.

This makes me wonder, do Hellhounds get stronger offspring the WEAKER the husband is? Would be funny.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 01:27:54 2017 No.17018366 >>17018331 Can you please keep writing about cute daughterus? >>17018349 >spoiler Can you please leave?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 01:28:08 2017 No.17018368 >>17018349 I'd have to tell them to stop trying, it's never going to work. I've got eyes for my waifu and my waifu only.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 01:35:34 2017 No.17018395 Teeny tiny bapho giney!

Anonymous Sun May 14 01:38:54 2017 No.17018402

>>17018349
It gets even worse when the teachers get involved.
>the sporty Salamander PE teacher finds more and more reasons to touch your muscles
>the Lenan Sidhe art teacher starts trying to get you to do "private modeling" sessions with her after hours
>the foreign exchange German Holst teacher always wants to go bar hopping with you every weekend
>the shortstack GILF Tanuki principal always calls you into her office for tea
>the tea is usually spiked with aphrodisiacs

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 01:43:36 2017 No.17018411 >>17018349 > No one trying to charm me with her muscles?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 01:46:46 2017 No.17018426 >>17017078 He's doing a 4 or 5-page minicomic, I believe.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 01:48:36 2017 No.17018432 >>17018411 yeah >the Minotaur School Disciplinary Officer who is always watching you and trumping up your offenses to keep you in her office after school as long as possible

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 01:50:40 2017 No.17018438 >>17018432 No Jinko?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 01:52:41 2017 No.17018444 >>17018364 Every biologist we have who's tried studying monster girl genetics has slowly descended into madness. Don't go down that path anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 01:52:50 2017 No.17018446 >>17018438 She would be the guidance counselor, and her approach to student problems is rather blunt, but you on the other hand she has taken an acute interest in

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 01:59:44 2017 No.17018462 >>17018446 As long as she lets me to lick her abs.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 01:59:52 2017 No.17018463 >>17018444 Or do! Liches and Gremlins need husbands they can get along with.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:00:06 2017 No.17018465 >>17018067 Still cute.

Anonymous Sun May 14 02:01:00 2017 No.17018470

>>17018402
>foreign exchange German Holst teacher always wants to go bar hopping with you every weekend

>Anon! We go to bar now! We get ze hammer, ja?
>It's called getting hammered Hilda. And I have papers to grade this weekend, so no.
>Anon work too hard. You need to keep up strength. Hilda have idea! I bring you cooking! We have schnitzel with spaetzle, und streusel for dessert.

I like this idea way more than I thought I would.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:01:52 2017 No.17018475 File: 247 KB, 542x897, vanback.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just act natural, man, play it cool...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:02:43 2017 No.17018478 >>17018462 >tfw she lets you and uses your fetishes to compile an embarrassing pshyc profile to blackmail you with

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:02:48 2017 No.17018479 >>17018475 Anon, she's gonna back that ass up until it's pinning you to a wall and then she'll demolish your pelvis.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:04:03 2017 No.17018484 >>17018470 Which word for "Apple Core" does she use?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:04:21 2017 No.17018487 >>17018475 touch.cow.NOW

Anonymous Sun May 14 02:05:08 2017 No.17018492

>>17018182
I go through legal channels because current me would black out from a gut punch and I'm certainly not the fastest gun on the block. Or I can try to be physically and mentally able to do so.

Or this turns out bad and my waifu gets a video where I end up doing the rule 63 Victory ShinDoL pose.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:05:48 2017 No.17018496 >>17018487 If you don't touch that cow's titanic titties then she's going to be the one doing the touching. Hope you like cumming hard enough to splatter her fishnet top with cum.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:06:29 2017 No.17018499 >>17018224 MGC, I kind of need modern marvels of medicine and tech to stay alive. Also life without internet would probably fuck me up.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:07:09 2017 No.17018502 File: 202 KB, 626x931, img000017.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the lewdest body I've been in a while.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:07:17 2017 No.17018504 >>17018479 Just act cool! I was told acting cool would save me! Why was I lied to?! >>17018487 >>17018496 Even if I try to touch the cow, she'll be the one doing it now!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:07:42 2017 No.17018507 File: 213 KB, 1000x700, 49262753_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pheesh

Anonymous Sun May 14 02:08:06 2017 No.17018509

>>17018496
>she's going to be the one doing the touching
yes, yes, this is good, very good, i want her to mount me cowgirl while stuffing my head between those mammaries so all i can hear is the sound of her heartbeat, milk sloshing about, her seep sensual moos while she moo-snus me

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:08:54 2017 No.17018512 >>17018502 Elves are a proud race, they are NOT lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:10:15 2017 No.17018514 >>17018502 The cutest master of the dark arts. Because why shouldn't your waifu be able to bring your sister back to life with Kobold bones, dragon blood and a tome made from some unknown leather?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:11:30 2017 No.17018518 >>17018224 MGC. Modern fantasy settings get me rock hard and there are only so many of them around.

Anonymous Sun May 14 02:11:47 2017 No.17018520

>>17018504
Just pump your milk between her tanks and into her ass anon.

>>17018509
She'll lift you up and pin you to the wall while she sucks your dick. Then after your cum down her throat she'll throw you over her shoulder and carry you to her dorm for the Moo-snu.
If you're into it she can even get her equally busty Oni and Amazon friends in on it.
Make you their personal milk/muscleslut.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:13:33 2017 No.17018524 >>17018512 They are rightly proud of their lewdness. >>17018514 I want her to use her black magic to give me a telekinetic handjob while hellish light floods out of her eyes and mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:13:46 2017 No.17018525 >>17018520 What face do rapist muscleholsts/minos, or really rapist MGs in general, make when their rapee starts cumming from paizuri? When those first few ropes start spewing up, is it glee? Smugness? Hunger?

Anonymous Sun May 14 02:14:02 2017 No.17018527
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>>17018518
I kinda want to see a story about a hardened anon who chooses to become a beat cop instead of serving time and who ends up partnered with a naive monstergirl who ends up bringing out the best in him.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:15:07 2017 No.17018529 >>17018525 It's a lewd, smug grin that can only be described as "boner inducing". And then she squeezes her tits down harder and the grin becomes predatory.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:17:30 2017 No.17018535 >>17018525 something like this>>17017941

Anonymous Sun May 14 02:18:10 2017 No.17018539

>>17018525
Imagine the face of a legitimate cannibal or monstrous creature that still has a somewhat human face when their target starts spewing up blood from a wound and is on the ground completely ready to be eaten up.
That totally unrestrained, bloodlust hunger of knowing they just got their favorite meal and it's gushing up right in front of them for the taking, and that they're gonna make even more come out as they greedily and very messily eat it all up.
Now just change that to a less violent level, make it the face of a cute grill, and add just a small tinge of 'lewd' instead of 'murderous' to it, and you're about there.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:18:43 2017 No.17018542 >>17018502 You call that lewd? https://i.imgur.com/GZXV4Bv.png

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:20:00 2017 No.17018549 >>17018224 >>17018518 MGC?

Anonymous Sun May 14 02:22:28 2017 No.17018558

>>17018549
Monstergirl City. It's a setting the thread came up with that's basically "What if portals the the modern world opened up, monstergirls came through, and a city state was set up somewhere uninhabited for them to live in?"
The result is a big modern fantasy world where people can have waifus without having to abandon modern luxuries like indoor plumbing and comfortable beds.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:25:21 2017 No.17018567 >>17018542 Made for maximum efficiency semen extraction. Goddamn foxes. I can't resist, I just can't. Fuck them.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:25:35 2017 No.17018568 >Had MG dreams for 2 weeks straight >Suicidal everytime waking up >MG dreams stop >Now even more suicidal God is laughing at me somewhere

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:25:39 2017 No.17018569 >>17018527 What are those two looking at?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:29:45 2017 No.17018573 >>17018568 melon plz no die

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:29:53 2017 No.17018574 >>17018568 There is no god. Only waifus. Shh.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:29:53 2017 No.17018575 >>17018568 It's a sign. There's more waiting for you elsewhere.

Anonymous Sun May 14 02:30:03 2017 No.17018577

>>17018478
> "Kitty, I literally came from another universe, because where I come from 3DPD would not even give me the hour of the day. Everyone knows that shit. Do you think you can get it more embarrassing? And my fetishes?..... Like everyone knows Im a muscle slut, I have slept with literally every bouncer in town. The only one I havent are the ones at the dojo and its only because they are a Lizardman and a Hinezumi and these races expect their men to be strong."

> Pat her head condescendendingly

> "Like did you just arrived here yesterday? That would explain your funny asian, I mean, Mist accent."

> Pinch her cheek

> "Aw? The kitty is getting angry isnt she? Well, then you better give me a good bitchslap to shut me up, martial arts me into the dorm and rape the shit out of me. Might as well add this to your silly psych profile."

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:30:16 2017 No.17018578 >>17018569 Some real messed up shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:30:40 2017 No.17018579 >>17018502 I want to molest a captive Paladin-chan with this body type.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:33:37 2017 No.17018589 File: 154 KB, 1024x1304, Hey bro, nice weather today.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17018475 You've been spotted and she's engaging with you in smalltalk!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:34:44 2017 No.17018591 >>17018578 But what is it?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:34:51 2017 No.17018594 File: 89 KB, 277x260, 1372226997851.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17018577 >someone wrote this with a presumably straight face >they even thought it was a good idea to press "Submit" afterwards

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:35:46 2017 No.17018597 >>17018594 This always seems to happen when eurofags are awake.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:35:58 2017 No.17018599 >>17018589 I roll for initiative.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:36:13 2017 No.17018600 >>17018589 >my favorite milk is 2% or whole

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:37:16 2017 No.17018602 >>17018597 >eurofags Disgusting but that explains it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:38:05 2017 No.17018603 >>17018589 2% or nothing. Chocolate is crap, Strawberry is crap, Skim is crap, Almond is an affront to human decency, and whole is ok if you like CRAP

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:38:20 2017 No.17018606 >>17018589 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF t-talk about the weather, awfully nipply out for May!

Anonymous Sun May 14 02:38:27 2017 No.17018607

>>17018524
>
Ǎ̠̞̫͕̏̽̂̌͒̋̕͟͟͢ͅà̵̧̦̙̪̠̭̱̺͌̽͆̈̊͢͠͡ơ̛̠͉͖̼̳̘͖̈̏͊̀̃̇s͈̠̯̻̰̯̓̄̊́̀̇̕͝ó̧͔͇̙͓̻͓̄̎̑̒͌́̌̚͟x̛̣̟̘̥̰͑̔͊̏͗͠͡õ̶̧͙͈͙̼̬̼̦̜̎̾̋̏͆̈́̐̕͘ͅc̸̛̰̳̳͓͉̣̀̓̓͗̃̐̍j͙͕̟͓͔̤̳̠͐͛̍͒͋͛̊̎͟f̶̤̖͎͍͚͇͐̈́̇̀̿͌͡͡n̴̨̤̯͍̻͍͍̦̫͂͐́̋͒̓̄̏͠ͅe̶̹̻̥̼͈̗̱̞͓͂̌͐͘͡n̴̛͎̫̪̠̭̱̉̄̎͊̕͜͢w̸̱͍͔͖̝̿͂͐̍̌̀͘k̸̠̫̰̼̦̥̖͙̉̏̔́͑̾̂͜͜w̧͙͖̣̹͖̣̮̉̈͌͐͒͡͠ͅl̸̹͎̥͕̩̘͋̔̆́̐̀͞͝ͅs͇͔̩̱̟̘͎̙̹͊̿̏̈̕̚o̵̹̙͍͓̯̹͔͔̥͗͊̒̾̋͑̀͘͝d̛̛̫̱͉͚̟͕̮̠͎̐͆̍͐͜ụ̬̥͖̠͆̂̃̐͑͊̀͆͊͡c̬͖̝̝̃̓̌͆͑͛̾̃̕͟h̶̡͖̣͉̟̺̫̱͉̫́̑͂͐͛͛
̼͚̬̩̤́̈͆̐̊̾͗̆̕͜D̴̠̰̜͇͙̙͖͌̓̆̓̔̓̆͝ͅO̰̥̝͕̱̣̩͒̌̎̎̿͂̐̃̚͘ͅͅḌ̶̫̯̥͍͎̺͔͐͌͐͗͘͢o̜͖̮͚͊͒̊̒̏͜͢͞ĉ͖͔̭͍͉͉͇͛̏͢͞͝ṏ̸̧̖͉̮̻̜̬̦̞̝́̽̓̓̉͋͌̕c̸̡̨̗̩̭̥͉̠̍̃̒̾̐̊̒̈̓̆ĥ̳̖̞̯̉̍̂̈́͝e͍̦̪͎̻̮̟̗͈͆̈̓̿̚͠͡n̴͍̱̗̰̺̾̇̋̀̿͒͛̌̐͒k̨͔͓͈̥̄̿̇́͗̐̓̔̕͜o̬̠̖̱̗̘̜̽͂̿̓̎̋̾͢͜͝͡o̰͕̙͚̰͖̗͆̂̂̌͆͌͋͘̚͞ş̷̛̬͎̬͚̼̠̑̄̐́̓̆̂̕͘͢͟ỉ̶͔̝̝̦͉̜͒̐͒̀͜͠d̸̥̣͉͖̬̤̐̽̑̉͂͆̿́ḧ͉͓̮̹̩̰̐̂̈͐͆͡ę̵̥͓͕̖͐͒̽̏̄̈o̳̣͔͙̯̐̓͛͒̑̇̐̓͗͢f̡͓͍̺̪̮̳̜̌͑̿̿͛͝p̨̢̨̧̪͓̟̺̩̪͆͂̓̈́̚p̵̳͈̜̜̠̻̈́̃̀͂͟͝͞p̵̡͚̫̖͙͚̓̄͆̿͌̀̍͒͝l̶̡̧̛̫̖̯̖͗̋͒́͞͠ẁ̵̗̙̠̮̮̱̈̊͊͢͠͡ḩ̸̛̬̙̯̳͕̳̺̟̣̊͗̄̆̓͑̂͡ş̴̤̹̟͉͐͛̎̀͊͌̉o̴̧̧̺̤̗͑̈́͊̑̓c̸̡͕̞͙̖̱̩͌̈̈̾͛ȍ̢̰̜͔̟̆̓̇͆̓̕͢g̡̧̱̠̥̼̱͙̼͎̔̈̊͂̓̋̔̚͡

>Y, yeah, your telekinesis is making me feel good, and stuff...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:39:31 2017 No.17018609 >>17018591 A Paladin "Breeding" ring. You know those quiverfull crazies? Think that but with child soldiers instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:39:38 2017 No.17018610 >>17018597 Reads more like underage posting. I mean that could still be euro, but that's beside the point.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:39:39 2017 No.17018611 >>17018589 Boy I sure do like local sport team more than rival sport team from neighboring city.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:39:49 2017 No.17018612 >>17018594 I think it's a particular person in general. Same guy that hates Salamanders and thinks they're 'ruined' because he's proud of never making any improvements in life or something. Like, actually proud of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:40:24 2017 No.17018613 File: 693 KB, 901x781, Choc_Strawberry_or_Me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17018603 >When it come to flavors i prefer you wonder if this would be a good pick up line on bovine types

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:40:35 2017 No.17018614 >>17018589 >she's engaging with you in smalltalk! Well I guess the only option would to engage in smalltalk back.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:42:07 2017 No.17018618 >>17018610 I don't know, shit like this always happens during the night hours. This is far too consistent to be a coincidence.

Anonymous Sun May 14 02:42:37 2017 No.17018619

>>17018607

>Ǎ̠̞̫͕̏̽̂̌͒̋̕͟͟͢ͅà̵̧̦̙̪̠̭̱̺͌̽͆̈̊͢͠͡ơ̛̠͉͖̼̳̘͖̈̏͊̀̃̇s͈̠̯̻̰̯̓̄̊́̀̇̕͝ó̧͔͇̙͓̻͓̄̎̑̒͌́̌̚͟x̛̣̟̘̥̰͑̔͊̏͗͠͡õ̶̧͙͈͙̼̬̼̦̜̎̾̋̏͆̈́̐̕͘ͅc̸̛̰̳̳͓͉̣̀̓̓͗̃̐̍j͙͕̟͓͔̤̳̠͐͛̍͒͋͛̊̎͟f̶̤̖͎͍͚͇͐̈́̇̀̿͌͡͡n̴̨̤̯͍̻͍͍̦̫͂͐́̋͒̓̄̏͠ͅe̶̹̻̥̼͈̗̱̞͓͂̌͐͘͡n̴̛͎̫̪̠̭̱̉̄̎͊̕͜͢w̸̱͍͔͖̝̿͂͐̍̌̀͘k̸̠̫̰̼̦̥̖͙̉̏̔́͑̾̂͜͜w̧͙͖̣̹͖̣̮̉̈͌͐͒͡͠ͅl̸̹͎̥͕̩̘͋̔̆́̐̀͞͝ͅs͇͔̩̱̟̘͎̙̹͊̿̏̈̕̚o̵̹̙͍͓̯̹͔͔̥͗͊̒̾̋͑̀͘͝d̛̛̫̱͉͚̟͕̮̠͎̐͆̍͐͜ụ̬̥͖̠͆̂̃̐͑͊̀͆͊͡c̬͖̝̝̃̓̌͆͑͛̾̃̕͟h̶̡͖̣͉̟̺̫̱͉̫́̑͂͐͛͛
>̼͚̬̩̤́̈͆̐̊̾͗̆̕͜D̴̠̰̜͇͙̙͖͌̓̆̓̔̓̆͝ͅO̰̥̝͕̱̣̩͒̌̎̎̿͂̐̃̚͘ͅͅḌ̶̫̯̥͍͎̺͔͐͌͐͗͘͢o̜͖̮͚͊͒̊̒̏͜͢͞ĉ͖͔̭͍͉͉͇͛̏͢͞͝ṏ̸̧̖͉̮̻̜̬̦̞̝́̽̓̓̉͋͌̕c̸̡̨̗̩̭̥͉̠̍̃̒̾̐̊̒̈̓̆ĥ̳̖̞̯̉̍̂̈́͝e͍̦̪͎̻̮̟̗͈͆̈̓̿̚͠͡n̴͍̱̗̰̺̾̇̋̀̿͒͛̌̐͒k̨͔͓͈̥̄̿̇́͗̐̓̔̕͜o̬̠̖̱̗̘̜̽͂̿̓̎̋̾͢͜͝͡o̰͕̙͚̰͖̗͆̂̂̌͆͌͋͘̚͞ş̷̛̬͎̬͚̼̠̑̄̐́̓̆̂̕͘͢͟ỉ̶͔̝̝̦͉̜͒̐͒̀͜͠d̸̥̣͉͖̬̤̐̽̑̉͂͆̿́ḧ͉͓̮̹̩̰̐̂̈͐͆͡ę̵̥͓͕̖͐͒̽̏̄̈o̳̣͔͙̯̐̓͛͒̑̇̐̓͗͢f̡͓͍̺̪̮̳̜̌͑̿̿͛͝p̨̢̨̧̪͓̟̺̩̪͆͂̓̈́̚p̵̳͈̜̜̠̻̈́̃̀͂͟͝͞p̵̡͚̫̖͙͚̓̄͆̿͌̀̍͒͝l̶̡̧̛̫̖̯̖͗̋͒́͞͠ẁ̵̗̙̠̮̮̱̈̊͊͢͠͡ḩ̸̛̬̙̯̳͕̳̺̟̣̊͗̄̆̓͑̂͡ş̴̤̹̟͉͐͛̎̀͊͌̉o̴̧̧̺̤̗͑̈́͊̑̓c̸̡͕̞͙̖̱̩͌̈̈̾͛ȍ̢̰̜͔̟̆̓̇͆̓̕͢g̡̧̱̠̥̼̱͙̼͎̔̈̊͂̓̋̔̚͡

Oh yeah, that's the good stuff. I'd cum buckets in an instant from that. It'd be even better to have her do it while she rides me and illuminates the entire room with her eldritch glow. She'd be casting a cocktease spell to make me not quickshoot all over her slimy, unholy insides.

Anonymous Sun May 14 02:42:53 2017 No.17018620

>>17018599
Get ready to get bullied sexually nerd.

>>17018600
>>17018603
She's gonna grin, pop one of her breasts out of her fishnet top and ask if you wanna try hers.

>>17018606
Prepare for Moo-Snu. Because she thinks you're cute.

>>17018611
Get ready for her to talk your ear off about Rapeball and how she's the star player of the school's team even though she's still a virgin.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:45:11 2017 No.17018623 >>17018620 She can't bully me if I tell her I'm gay.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:45:44 2017 No.17018624 File: 255 KB, 806x724, van3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17018620 >Because she thinks you're cute This is the best way to be Moo-snu'd, so I accept my milky, muscly fate.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:46:22 2017 No.17018625 >>17018623 She can tell you're lying anon. A gay man's dick wouldn't pulse so hard between her tits.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:46:45 2017 No.17018628 >>17018620 >she's the star player of the school's team I hope she wouldn't get offended if I said she didn't look like a student.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:47:24 2017 No.17018630 >>17018623 >if I tell her I'm gay. That works against exactly zero MGs, you know? If you don't Alp, you aren't too gay for them.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:48:32 2017 No.17018634 >>17018620 >ask if you wanna try hers. until my bones are as dense as platinum or more

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:49:51 2017 No.17018638 >>17018603 Why not full-fat?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:50:32 2017 No.17018640 >>17018625 >>17018630 I'm being oppressed. Oppairessed.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:53:55 2017 No.17018649 File: 369 KB, 1280x960, 1470164177529.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17018640 Oppaipression is the best kind of oppression.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:54:53 2017 No.17018651 >>17018649 thats a big moth, but consider if she were, dare i say,bigger

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:55:49 2017 No.17018655 >>17018651 Anon, they're already significantly larger than that man's head. Please consider your safety and the safety of others.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:56:36 2017 No.17018656 >>17018649 I don't feel sexually experienced enough to please her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:56:38 2017 No.17018657 >>17018649 Jesus, look at her head, it's like 60+ percent bigger than his. Troubling implications.

Anonymous Sun May 14 02:56:48 2017 No.17018658

>>17018624
You're gonna wake up balls deep in that snuggly Minotaur anon. You'd better be prepared for the ride of your life.

>>17018628
She'd use it as an excuse to show off how busty and strong she is.

>>17018634
And she'll moan the whole time you suck on her calcium cannons.

>>17018640
Just give in and accept her soft milky love!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:59:39 2017 No.17018667 >>17018657 She's a big girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:59:47 2017 No.17018668 >>17018658 >dodging the question I'm thinking this Minotaur is older than she lets on.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 02:59:58 2017 No.17018669 >>17018667 4u

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 03:01:13 2017 No.17018672 >>17018589 >smalltalk I've got nothing besides 'Cows sure are overrated, huh?'

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 03:02:04 2017 No.17018676 >>17018668 So she was held back a couple years for being too rowdy, she's mellowed out now. Now hurry up and touch the cow before the cow touches you with her tits until you can't walk straight.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 03:04:19 2017 No.17018688 >>17018620 >Rapeball and how she's the star player of the school's team even though she's still a virgin. I'd ask what the rules of rapeball are, but I worry that might endanger my own virginity.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 03:04:32 2017 No.17018690 >>17018676 I'll only touch the cow if she asks nicely.

Anonymous Sun May 14 03:07:24 2017 No.17018700

>>17018688
The rules are simple. One "lucky" anon "volunteers" to be the rapeball, who the players try to get to a pit full of girls to toss him in to be raped.
Winners are the ones who get anon into the pit first, but anon's allowed to do whatever it takes to avoid capture.
Some players hop into the rape pit to join in but she wants her first time to be something special. So she's going to give you a ticket to the next game in a private booth so she can come up after winning and give you her virginity there.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 03:10:18 2017 No.17018710 >>17018700 Except bodily harm and death. Then again half of the players can shrug off tank rounds to the face and the other half are already dead to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 03:19:57 2017 No.17018730 File: 564 KB, 1178x1115, MGC Rapin' Rawhides Rapeball club.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17018700 Go Rawhides!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 03:26:36 2017 No.17018741 >>17017238 I would wish for me to be teleported to a modern MGE world.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 03:28:18 2017 No.17018746 >>17017238 World have mamano in it and has changed enough so mamano are just another part of everyday life.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 03:33:26 2017 No.17018755 >>17018700 Rapeball is a violation of human rights!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 03:34:39 2017 No.17018759 File: 332 KB, 550x440, 1471663349858.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17018755 >human rights Good joke.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 03:35:18 2017 No.17018761 >>17018755 It ain't a violation if the human agrees to it. How the male agrees with what methods is irrelevant.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 03:45:30 2017 No.17018776 >>17018755 But anon, it's legal in MGC. And it creates so many happy marriages!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 03:49:14 2017 No.17018785 >>17018755 Quiet brother, else the flayers catch you. Remember The Order shall rise again!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 03:49:59 2017 No.17018787 >>17018785 MGCPD has been informed. Get fucked cultboy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 03:51:16 2017 No.17018790 >>17018568 Do it, anon. It will only get worse in future, I'm sure you already know that

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 03:54:45 2017 No.17018797 >>17018776 Remember: inarticulate screams of terror mean "no".

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 03:55:58 2017 No.17018799 >>17018787 I hide behind 7 different scrying pools and manipulate my computer with a well trained albatross. Good luck Pigs.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:01:38 2017 No.17018808 >>17018797 If a boy's on that field, then he signed the waiver. He knows what he's doing. >>17018799 You have to go back through the portal Order. You're not wanted.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:17:35 2017 No.17018851 >>17018808 Go back to tumblr you double alp

Anonymous Sun May 14 04:19:09 2017 No.17018855

>>17018761
A wife cant rape a husband as she owns his body.

"The wife cannot be guilty of a rape committed by herself upon her lawful husband, for by their mutual consent and contract, which the husband provided by ejaculating inside her, the husband hath given up himself in this kind unto his wife, which she cannot retract."

- Mamono Supreme Court resolution by judge Bapho Lolitha.

Case: Anon vs Hellhound

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:22:39 2017 No.17018866 >>17018851 Says the one who'd deprive us all of waifus because "muh species purity"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:22:40 2017 No.17018867 >>17018855 >ejaculating inside her So if you cum outside it's rape?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:24:22 2017 No.17018869 >>17018855 isnt this just reverse sharia

Anonymous Sun May 14 04:25:20 2017 No.17018872

>>17018855
apparently according to kc a monstergirl would leave you alone if you legitimately did not want to have sex with that particular monstergirl. that does imply that if the monster did not sense this reluctance, you basically consented. Of course a monster would try to tempt you or force you, but it wouldn't take the final step without you wanting it on some level. Like if some gay guy had managed to not alp somehow and monstergirls didn't pick up on his lack of spirit energy, eventually a monstergirl would be chased away by his adamant refusal to enjoy this. course this does sortof get rendered moot with monsters like the lilim who can make you want her.

Anonymous Sun May 14 04:25:56 2017 No.17018874
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What would 4chan be like, when Monstergirls take over?

What would happen to boards like /gif/, /h/, /hc/, or even /y/?

What would happen to other blue boards like /vp/, /a/, or even /mlp/?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:26:22 2017 No.17018876 >>17018866 Says the one who'd doom humanity because "muh 3dpd"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:27:24 2017 No.17018877 >>17018874 mlp wouldn't fucking change at all. Not one fucking bit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:29:04 2017 No.17018883 >>17018869 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:30:08 2017 No.17018886 >>17018883 ok just making sure

Anonymous Sun May 14 04:30:28 2017 No.17018887

>>17018874
>/gif/
More or less what it is now but with monster girls.
>/h/
Again, more or less what it is now but only with monster girl only.
>/y/
For alp porn.
>/vp/ /a/
A lot of semi erotic pics that border on "not allowed"
>/mlp/
Alp, all of them turn into alps

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:31:00 2017 No.17018888 >>17018874 /toy/ would be completely fucking different.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:32:24 2017 No.17018889 >>17018876 Dude what are you talking about? I just really want to cum inside a QT Demon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:34:11 2017 No.17018896 >>17018889 Degenerates the lot of you. At least with an Elf you have a chance for a male Half Elf. Elves are The Order's favorite monster and official Mascot.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:34:32 2017 No.17018898 >>17018730 Barebacks > Rawhides

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:35:18 2017 No.17018901 File: 145 KB, 712x481, her canon ability.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"And that's how you accomplish teleportation magic. >Any questions?"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:36:11 2017 No.17018903 Monster girls can't rape you if you annoy them into a fit of rage.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:36:27 2017 No.17018904 >>17018901 Yes, how do I make a dick sized portal with which to fuck my girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:37:32 2017 No.17018908 >>17018903 Ratatoskrs are spreading lies to trick pure human boys.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:37:58 2017 No.17018910 >>17018896 Wait a minute. You can't fool me, Elf.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:38:40 2017 No.17018914 >>17018908 They're naughty little girls who need to be punished.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:41:55 2017 No.17018916 >>17018567 Why yes. Fuck all those foxes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:44:58 2017 No.17018920 >>17018904 That's your homework. It's easy if your girlfriend is a Trumpart.

Anonymous Sun May 14 04:49:39 2017 No.17018930

>>17018887
>>17018874
>/gif/

Threads now include
>Proactive Dating thread
>Impregnation thread(s)
>TAILED
>BEEFED
>Alp
>Harem
>(A replacement of JAV)
>Monsterization/Corruption threads
>REKT threads will still be there.
>Another form of REKT threads are just semen being shot not inside. And many posts causing contreversy because it was "Too cruel"
>YLYL threads will still be there, just a lot of MG stuff added in the mix

>Nazi/Hitler threads are still the same as ever, so that's a plus.

What about the other boards.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:51:21 2017 No.17018932 >>17018930 Not gonna lie I'd probably browse the TAILED, BEEFED, Harem and POV threads in that case.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:52:24 2017 No.17018934 >>17018877 It would have all the centaur types shitposting it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 04:55:37 2017 No.17018939 >>17018930 >REKT threads >Showing them having sex but the man has a condom on.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 05:00:47 2017 No.17018945 >>17018939 >Condom gets flushed down the toilet and then zoom on the wife's face and broken smile and tears.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 05:01:52 2017 No.17018946 >>17018945 How can anyone be so cruel?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 05:02:27 2017 No.17018947 File: 1.65 MB, 1074x1106, when there's condoms.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 05:12:10 2017 No.17018966 >>17018874 The real question is what would happen to /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 05:16:38 2017 No.17018981 >>17018966 Monster girl thread still exists, but now it's filled with monster girls posting pictures of themselves in some sort of /soc/ meet'n'fuck thread.

Anonymous Sun May 14 05:17:14 2017 No.17018984

>>17018966
>>17018939
>>17018945
>>17018946
>>17018932
>>17018930
>>17018888
>>17018887
>>17018877
>>17018874
Forget about everything else.
What will happen to 4chan as a whole?
What will happen to /b/, /pol/, /r9k/?
What happens to all the autistic MG that migrate here after learning how to use a computer?

Anonymous Sun May 14 05:17:53 2017 No.17018986

>>17018966
>"They all seam to like monster girls here. Not just the monster girl thread."
>""Which touhou butt would you sniff?" They seam to like kitsune and butts here. Nice."
>Eternal onahole thread
>"Dear demon lord... it's worse then we thought. "

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 05:19:25 2017 No.17018988 >You will have a mutual hatred for a monster girl that you're stuck in a failed marriage with.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 05:19:43 2017 No.17018989 >>17018986 >"seam" >The sentence structure >"..." 0/10, pack ya shit.

Anonymous Sun May 14 05:22:49 2017 No.17018993

>>17018984
>Hiroshimoot gets bought out by Tanuki yakuza.
>Nothing changes except all your details get sold to the Ratato World Tree Network instead of the FBI.

>/b/ is still for random shitposting but the furry content is now just photos
>/r9k/ is still for sperglord "forever alone" shitposting but now we get monstergirls arguing with lonely boys about who has the worse life until they get a pop-up on the side of their screen that says "Subscribe now to learn the details of this shitposter and fuck him IRL"
>/pol/ gets ...a lot more interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 05:23:50 2017 No.17018996 >>17018989 I'm both dyslectic and English is my second language. Give me a break.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 05:24:52 2017 No.17019003 >>17018996 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 05:25:48 2017 No.17019007 >>17019003 Okay.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 05:27:55 2017 No.17019014 >>17018993 But the question still stands. >What will happen to the MGs that are too autistic and have a hard time getting a husband? >Does a new board get created? Do they take over parts of /r9k/?

Anonymous Sun May 14 05:31:57 2017 No.17019023

>>17019014
The latter. /r9k/ would initially become a meeting ground for the splendidly lonely and a place for divisive argument.
As the effects of male sexual value kicked in, there would be a smooth reversal of roles.
The posts then would just be from autistic hermit monstergirls deriding men for being sluts who only have to make themselves available to get pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 05:34:48 2017 No.17019028 >>17019023 What's shitposting in /MGr9k/ like? Assuming human sons can be born.

Anonymous Sun May 14 05:40:02 2017 No.17019046

>>17019028
I mean, just take the titles from the catalogue and genderswap them
>Do men like monsters with glasses or nah?
>What's the biological reason for why guys get aroused when you hurt them?
>i want a manbot to take my virginity can anyone help me?
>Stop Being a Monsterchild: It's time for you all to grow up. http://zippangupost.com/2017/05/13/childish-monsters-are-to-blame-for-men-having-kids-late-in-life/
>Ever licked a guy's anus? What did it taste like?
>why don't you just marry an average guy?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 05:41:41 2017 No.17019054 The idea that any monster girl would have the slightest problem with getting a husband is so retarded it hurts.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 05:43:12 2017 No.17019059 >>17019054 Supply will run out if they only have daughters. Then (you) will have the value of an attractive modern woman.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 05:44:15 2017 No.17019060 >>17019054 Yet some dragons die without ever finding a man, that's how dragon zombies are made.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 05:44:34 2017 No.17019061 >>17019054 they just go to /MGr9k/

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 05:45:30 2017 No.17019064 >>17019060 That's them being too prideful.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 05:46:22 2017 No.17019067 >>17019064 Well, how do modern men manage to have problems getting a wife?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 05:48:30 2017 No.17019070 >>17019064 And it's not difficult to imagine it happens to other monsters for different reasons but dragons are the only one to have a profile specifying it. Pride isn't the only thing that can get in the way.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 05:49:28 2017 No.17019074 >>17019067 Nobody wants to marry a woman that's been riding the cock carousal every day until she decided that you would be the unlucky bastard she wants to marry.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 05:51:09 2017 No.17019086 >>17019067 Because rape doesn't net you a spouse in real life?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 05:53:33 2017 No.17019095 >>17019086 This is some extremely fucking problematic culture. I need to campaign for miss Tanukenberg to prevent it.

Anonymous Sun May 14 05:55:32 2017 No.17019098

>>17019046
>femanon feelz
>monsterbot feelz
>anon feelz

>There are threads in r9k where femanons vent.
>Threas in MGr9k involve anon wanting to vent out.
>Anon is also a robot
>Other anons break out of lurking and post also.
>A couple of MGs pretending to be anonbots join the thread.
>They mix so well, it's hard to tell the difference and the Anons and MGs don't know who's who

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 05:58:08 2017 No.17019109 >>17019074 >Succubus doesn't want to marry John who has had his knob ridden by every smug maths teacher and tailpussy he encountered. >"Just lower your standards, he's fine." >John is still unhappy and wants fluffy tail. Male hypergamy at work.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:02:59 2017 No.17019121 >>17019109 But there's nothing wrong with letting every tailpussy you encounter have a taste. Who would hold it against him?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:06:46 2017 No.17019131 >>17019109 That's what happens when you teach young men to never fight back against a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:09:14 2017 No.17019139 >>17019131 Sounds like the real issue is them not making the monsters take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:10:42 2017 No.17019145 >>17017076 Did she make some extra arms out of bandages that she's holding his legs with? Those look too big to be her regular arms

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:14:29 2017 No.17019158 >>17018091 That isn't good! I guess calling the guards to bring the Pharoah is an appropriate action.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:19:10 2017 No.17019167 >>17018785 VIGILO CONFIDO

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:22:32 2017 No.17019180 Dirty tail sluts deserve online harassment from Manticores who send them pictures of their tail pussies while the tail sluts are in public! Perverted tail sluts probably pop a boner instantly

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:24:48 2017 No.17019183 >>17019180 Tail sluts deserve to get surrounded and molested by Manticores on public transportation!

Anonymous Sun May 14 06:25:30 2017 No.17019185

>>17018984
>>17018874

>/h/

>Mostly vanilla with different types.
>Positions threads
>Impregnation thread
>Types thread
>Lactation thread and a couple of other /d/ tier fetishes become "Normalized" and move to /h/

>Harem, Gangbang, and even NTR get moved to /d/

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:26:17 2017 No.17019186 File: 667 KB, 600x600, fox dance.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ded thred

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:26:25 2017 No.17019187 >>17018091 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKIA6ZLUMt8

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:28:16 2017 No.17019191 >>17019183 Poor sluts probably get weak at the knees and all red when surrounded by so many Manticores.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:29:09 2017 No.17019197 >>17019186 Smug loli foxes need to be punished They must learn their place

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:31:31 2017 No.17019203 >>17019191 See? It's their fault for emboldening the Manticores further.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:31:33 2017 No.17019204 File: 97 KB, 450x419, biribiri_Byakko_6_08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17019186 >kyu, kyu, kyu, KON!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:35:07 2017 No.17019216 >>17019185 Anon, that's just for Zippanguan cartoon books read by nerdbirds no one cares about. The good stuff is on /hc/, /gif/, /soc/, and /hm/

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:35:37 2017 No.17019221 >>17019197 And how exactly do you plan to do that?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:37:32 2017 No.17019222 >>17019216 But all the Zippanguneese nerd birds would be too busy asking in /adv/ how to get cute boys.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:37:38 2017 No.17019223 >>17018874 >/soc/ >Rate my paws/tail/horns/etc

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:38:56 2017 No.17019227 Smug daughterus are for______

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:41:18 2017 No.17019238 >>17019223 I would live in the "rate my tail" general.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:42:10 2017 No.17019246 >>17019204 I got my ass kicked in street fighter by this?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:42:36 2017 No.17019248 File: 878 KB, 1135x1567, 1459127728449.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17019197

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:43:02 2017 No.17019250 >>17019227 raising into fine rapists

Anonymous Sun May 14 06:43:20 2017 No.17019251

>https://bigsexyplush.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/1451419388-bigsexyplush_ushi-oni_collage.jpg
>https://bigsexyplush.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/1451418954-bigsexyplush_manticore_collage.jpg
>https://bigsexyplush.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/miia_collage2.jpg

Alright, which of you fuckers ordered these?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:43:40 2017 No.17019253 >>17019222 >implying they aren't bitching at each other on /lit/

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:44:42 2017 No.17019257 >>17019251 Those faces jesus christ.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:45:54 2017 No.17019264 >>17019251 Hideous. I doubt you can't even put an onahole in the tail too!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:46:12 2017 No.17019266 >>17019251 >WillemDafoe.gif

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:48:43 2017 No.17019278 >>17019251 those faces they will haunt my nightmares i need a Mindflayer now

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:52:06 2017 No.17019295 >>17019251 Would you look at that

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:52:07 2017 No.17019296 File: 32 KB, 234x167, KpT3PYm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17019278

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:56:33 2017 No.17019311 >>17019296 thank you

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:56:38 2017 No.17019312 >>17019296 Don't trust squishy flayers

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:57:49 2017 No.17019317 File: 376 KB, 1083x835, squosh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17019312 Why?

Anonymous Sun May 14 06:58:57 2017 No.17019321

>>17019295
Because I was originally looking for something along the lines of a Meiki plush doll due to the recommendation from /jp/'s very own onahole general on getting a humpable masturbator.
And I just happened to bump into a place that makes life sized custom plushies. They're mostly furry, for the record.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 06:59:15 2017 No.17019322 >>17019312 Nothing that cute could be untrustworthy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 07:12:26 2017 No.17019363 >>17019321 I know they're pretty weird. But I'd still buy the manticore and ushi oni one.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 07:13:28 2017 No.17019368 >>17019317 Are you serious? Just look at her! Evil! >>17019322 Are you sure? Look at lolis. You think you're about to go down a dark alley with a cute loli and then BAM! You're arrested.

Anonymous Sun May 14 07:17:01 2017 No.17019379

>>17019363
Looking through the average commission prices, that Ushi probably cost over $2000
Some of the dolls are fifteen feet long.
Humorously enough, they closed commissions in February and open them this Monday so your timing couldn't possibly be better if you wanted one.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 07:20:38 2017 No.17019391 >>17019368 Flayers are good people, especially loli ones who let you squish them Just don't let them get to your ears or they will flay you into becoming their onii-chan

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 07:21:58 2017 No.17019395 >>17019379 Addendum to that: someone on the commission table is paying $7,000 for a thirteen foot tall furry plush. Still cheaper than a RealDoll.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 07:34:29 2017 No.17019445 >>17019379 $2000? Do you think I'm made of money anon? I can dream though.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 07:35:52 2017 No.17019449 >>17019391 This is why flayers cannot be trusted. They just can't keep their tentacles to themselves.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 07:40:03 2017 No.17019459 >>17019449 They only want you to be happy. And who wouldn't be when they have a squishy Flayer imouto.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 07:47:23 2017 No.17019479 File: 114 KB, 810x1145, Paroah_In_White.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marry the ded Anyone has it in bigger res?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 07:51:50 2017 No.17019493 File: 336 KB, 1570x1570, 1435327732322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17017792 Orcs are the best vanilla race, porcine or not.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 07:52:41 2017 No.17019497 >>17019479 Pretty sure the day of her marriage will be celebrated as a national holiday. I could see her showing off her new husbando everywhere in her kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 07:52:41 2017 No.17019498 >>17019479 Is it true what they say? You MUST marry the Pharoah?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 07:54:08 2017 No.17019503 >>17019479 That's a pretty humble wedding gown for a Pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 07:54:54 2017 No.17019508 >>17019503 Pharoahs are humble girls

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 07:56:11 2017 No.17019517 >>17019479 I think that's the highest res I've seen it in. Would marry and make Pharaoh babies with though.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 07:56:58 2017 No.17019520 File: 80 KB, 600x818, gazer darkryev 4 sm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Final two wife commissions from this artist finished.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 07:57:24 2017 No.17019521 >>17019520 Lood

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 07:58:03 2017 No.17019527 >>17019520 A quite naughty wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 07:59:20 2017 No.17019532 File: 76 KB, 650x700, gazer darkryev 5 sm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd definitely recommend commissioning ryev, good prices, but damn the queue is super long. Worth it though

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 07:59:54 2017 No.17019536 >>17019532 Loving the tummy

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 08:02:17 2017 No.17019543 >>17019517 Where have you seen it? artist?

Anonymous Sun May 14 08:09:10 2017 No.17019561
File: 150 KB, 550x1249, gazer kimo egg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Also this happened, so that's really nice.

What kind of breakfast would you want your waifu to make for you? Would she be decent at cooking?
For that matter would most monstergirls even know much about cooking?

>>17019521
>>17019527
>>17019536
She's the cutest.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 08:15:23 2017 No.17019575 >>17019561 Is this the best kind of fried egg? I'd love breakfast by my waifu, it probably would be good but maybe not as good as mine. It's the effort that counts and the fact she wants to cook for me instead of me cooking for her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 08:29:07 2017 No.17019625 >>17019561 I wanna fry some bacon and eggs on my Hellhound waifu's strong abs!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 08:32:43 2017 No.17019631 >>17019625 This is way too lewd

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 08:34:06 2017 No.17019633 Don't eat the cookies in wonderland

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 08:34:50 2017 No.17019635 >>17019508 Anon, it's pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 08:36:16 2017 No.17019639 >>17019633 Not even if a dormouse offers you some?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 08:36:58 2017 No.17019640 >>17018597 >2:30am 4chan time >eurofags awake Blame yourselves, unless there's some autistic salaryman shitposting at 8-10 in the morning before leaving to work I doubt it. From my point of view, it's the night crew that's evil.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 08:39:05 2017 No.17019646 >>17019640 Lovely free day off in bongland

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 08:40:02 2017 No.17019649 >>17019633 I'd eat it and become a high level shota.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 08:40:07 2017 No.17019650 >>17019639 Especially if a dormouse offers you some.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 08:43:57 2017 No.17019668 >>17019498 Yes. You must accept her hand in marriage or be thrown into the dungeon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 08:46:50 2017 No.17019677 >>17019498 I doubt you could resist her. Unless you really hate her from the bottom of your heart. Who in the right mind would do such a thing?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 08:47:38 2017 No.17019682 >>17019677 A jealous alp?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 08:50:27 2017 No.17019691 >>17019639 I can already see the childhood friend route. >Aggressive shota just wants her to get up and play, but she won't get up. >Smacks him upside the face with her little cheese pillow.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 08:53:39 2017 No.17019705 >>17019691 Dormouse are for sniffing their butts while they sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:09:02 2017 No.17019759 File: 90 KB, 682x966, C8X4H4NXgAAgHWh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Short monster girls are by far the most breedable Ignore any monster girl over 4"11

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:09:34 2017 No.17019763 >>17019145 magic bandages for extra size and strength she's picking him up by the knees

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:09:49 2017 No.17019764 >>17019759 Although I do agree short girls are very breedable. Tall girls are fertile!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:12:33 2017 No.17019771 >>17019705 She will shove her butt into your face on instinct and you will be defeated by her softness >>17019764 > Tall girls are fertile! The taller the girl, the harder it is to get her pregnant It's basic science, just ask that Gremlin

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:13:48 2017 No.17019780 >>17019771 It's a trade. You can have a shitty but easy to breed loli or you can have a great but hard to breed tall girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:14:01 2017 No.17019782 >>17019771 Well if not fertile, then there's just something about them I can't describe. I like them so much! Short girls are lovely too.

Anonymous Sun May 14 09:19:44 2017 No.17019801

>>17019759
I want a shortstack Kikimora and a tall Shoggoth to fight over me and who gets to be my wife and maid.
I just down a couple of raging mushrooms and make them both my wives after the constant fighting gets on my nerves.
But then they start competeing over who can birth the most daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:19:58 2017 No.17019803 >>17019782 I can't say you're wrong on that, maybe it's the size difference? It's like we are biologically programmed to fall in love with any woman 30% taller than us because her size ensures that your children will be big and strong

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:20:17 2017 No.17019805 >>17019493 Depends on your definition of vanilla

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:20:24 2017 No.17019806 >>17019801 >"I can hold more daughterus in my baby bump than you can!" Cute

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:21:43 2017 No.17019813 >>17019803 Literally this >tfw my daughterus will be taller than me

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:22:12 2017 No.17019819 >>17019771 >The taller the girl, the harder it is to get her pregnant Anon it doesn't matter how tall or short they are, they're both on their backs when you put them in a mating press and don't stop until all the manticore venom wears out.

Anonymous Sun May 14 09:24:56 2017 No.17019826

>>17019801
>Spoiler
That is a dangerous scenario
Your Shoggoth will start dividing at a rapid pace and your Kikimora's oestrus cycle will go crazy to keep up
You'll have a mansion full of little maids within a couple of years

>>17019806
It's cute until your 14th Shoggoth daughter made your 17th Kikimora daughter cry by gobbling up her favorite broom

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:28:49 2017 No.17019839 >>17019826 The whole house will turn into The Maid Wars

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:29:55 2017 No.17019841 Don't buy roombas. That poor little robot drove into the mass of shoggoth and never came back out. Her smug expression never changed.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:33:48 2017 No.17019852 >>17019841 Great. Now I'm gettting the crazy idea of getting a Roomba Automaton to go with my shortstack Kiki and tall Shoggoth wives. Since they're constantly pregnant, they need some help around the house. Plus she makes a good auntie to the kids.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:33:58 2017 No.17019854 >>17019813 There is no greater pride for a father than to be carried by his own daughter >>17019841 Roombas automatons are a threat to maids all over the world

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:35:13 2017 No.17019859 File: 1.99 MB, 1600x1133, d4126d9a180548d15980fef5f21456f8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17017792 Orcs

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:35:57 2017 No.17019861 >>17019852 The first emotion she will trully feel is depression. Poor automatons.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:36:43 2017 No.17019863 >>17019859 Are for breeding. Just like Elves. And Demons. And Ushi Onis. And pretty much any other MG.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:37:07 2017 No.17019864 >>17019859 Now THAT is a sexy ass Orc

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:37:15 2017 No.17019865 Has anyone else picked up that game where it's a Kikimora and a Shoggoth banding together to defeat the Roomba Automatons?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:37:16 2017 No.17019866 File: 578 KB, 964x969, 1491086564177.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17019801 >thicc shortstack sex-haired Kiki in a two-piece maid uniform getting pouty at a 7ft. Shoggoth Cute!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:38:18 2017 No.17019869 >>17019854 >There is no greater pride for a father than to be carried by his own daughter This is making me way happier to imagine than I excepted

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:38:41 2017 No.17019871 >>17019861 Not when she finally snaps and meets the three of us in our bedroom and we allow her to join our family by becoming my wife. I'm having way too much fun with this scenario.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:39:29 2017 No.17019874 >>17019631 And for lunch I'll make us some grilled cheese, then some steak for dinner, fresh from her abs.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:39:48 2017 No.17019877 >>17019863 Well yes, the difference is that some will destroy your pelvis like it or not.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:39:53 2017 No.17019878 >>17019871 But she will never be pregnant.

Anonymous Sun May 14 09:41:18 2017 No.17019886

>>17019861
>Kikimora and Shoggoth get to sleep with mastah every night
>He frequently checks on their belly and showers them in physical affection
>Meanwhile she spends all her battery charge on cleaning the mansion
>She would have cut her power off long ago if it wasn't for mastah occasionally rewarding her with a headpat and genuine smile

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:41:52 2017 No.17019890 >>17019874 Anon please stop. It's not fair for you to abuse my slutty fetish for abs and Hellhounds while abusing my love for food.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:42:33 2017 No.17019891 >>17019878 >not going to a build-a-daughteru workshop with your automaton waifu and walking out with twins Step your game up anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:48:48 2017 No.17019909 >>17019874 >steaming hot Hellhound abs you can cook food on Wew that's making me diamonds

Anonymous Sun May 14 09:50:07 2017 No.17019918

>>17019891
Come on anon, you gotta get her a daughteru creation module installed.

It's expensive, big, and turns he midsection into a more pliable synth-flesh but its worth it!

Even better when it 'accidentally' has its limiters released and you find out your automaton is carrying nonuplets.

>>17019909
Sounds nice, although I want a strong hellhound that looks like she eats as well as she cooks.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:50:28 2017 No.17019921 >>17019890 >>17019909 Once she cools down a bit you can lick all the tasty grease off!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:50:39 2017 No.17019922 >>17019909 >Fuck a Hellhound's furnace-like pussy >Finish on her abs >Your semen literally fizzles upon contact with her skin

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:52:05 2017 No.17019924 >>17019921 >>17019922 Anons please stop. You're giving me a boner in public while thinking about hot Hellhound abs.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:53:41 2017 No.17019927 >>17018366 >stormy night with lots of lightening/thunder >feel dullahan daughteru crawl between you and waifu >hear her call your name from the other room >get out of bed and get her head

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:57:03 2017 No.17019942 >>17019927 I need more cute daughterus being cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 09:58:31 2017 No.17019947 >>17019922 How do you not burn your dick in that?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:04:43 2017 No.17019970 >>17019924 The best part is curling up against her warm, now bacon scented body on a cold night.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:05:17 2017 No.17019972 >>17017238 Happiness for everybody, free, and no one will go away unsatisfied.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:05:19 2017 No.17019973 >>17017245 >"I DO NOT SERVE, I RULE!" Have fun proclaiming all her royal titles every time there is an important event.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:05:58 2017 No.17019975 >>17019947 >He doesn't want to cook his dick inside a Hellhound You can't even call yourself a man

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:06:54 2017 No.17019976 >>17019947 Mamono Mana. "Hot" girls are great since their sweat just steams off their bodies. >>17019975 You understand.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:10:34 2017 No.17019989 >>17019972 Aww, that's nice anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:10:53 2017 No.17019993 >>17019973 Oh I will, because every one I say just makes her smugger. Plus sometimes she gets bored and plays with my dick so she can listen to me try and say them while being pleasured.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:15:14 2017 No.17020001 >>17019942 >Atlach-Nacha daughter stops spinning her web >She stomps her way to you while pouting >You ask her what's wrong >She pouts even harder >You pick her up and hug her tight >She smiles and skips her way back to her web

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:16:53 2017 No.17020006 >>17019942 >Wan daughterus chasing each other and all making friends in the play ground

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:17:59 2017 No.17020010 >>17019993 >Plus sometimes she gets bored and plays with my dick so she can listen to me try and say them while being pleasured. This is great.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:19:00 2017 No.17020014 >>17019993 Nothing better than MG wives causally playing with their husband's dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:19:04 2017 No.17020015 I wonder if the more martial minded monster girls would be into wargames.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:20:07 2017 No.17020019 >>17020015 Maybe. W h a t c o u l d g o w r o n g ?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:20:46 2017 No.17020021 >>17019975 third degree burns aren't fun

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:21:37 2017 No.17020022 >>17020019 I dunno but I'd love to make an oni assmad by wining a game. Not that it would be likely, I tend to run fluff lists.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:21:52 2017 No.17020023 >>17019942 >You bring home dinner for your family >As soon as the door opens ten little mouse daughterus are swarming around you excitedly >Shouting "Welcome home daddy!"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:23:24 2017 No.17020027 >>17020010 Especially if it's being said over an intercom.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:29:42 2017 No.17020053 File: 529 KB, 1408x1870, 1494025689724.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Redcaps make sublime huntresses.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:30:16 2017 No.17020055 >>17020021 Mamono mana.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:30:43 2017 No.17020056 >>17020053 Anon I can't tell you how much I want a Red Cap loli to drive her blade through my stomach while she insults me and calls me dirt.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:31:30 2017 No.17020059 >>17020053 They also make sublimely cute huntresses.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:33:48 2017 No.17020067 >>17020053 >Anon-kun, come out and play~ >Onee-san won't hurt you~

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:36:09 2017 No.17020076 >>17019927 >>17020001 >>17020006 >>17020023 Good. Daughterus are the best and should never be used for lewd. I don't care What KDF says. I need more to help fill this hole in my heart.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:36:22 2017 No.17020077 >>17020067 Don't trust onee sans.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:37:27 2017 No.17020083 >>17020077 Dick and break the neesans before they break you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:37:27 2017 No.17020084 >>17020076 Anon I'm not saying they should be used for lewd or anything, but if one approaches you and wants to fug. Resisting is harder than diamonds.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:38:09 2017 No.17020088 >>17020077 Especially if one tries to bash down your door with an axe to lewd you severely.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:38:57 2017 No.17020092 >>17020083 >>17020088 But I thought onee sans were gentle

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:40:04 2017 No.17020093 >>17020084 No it's not. Resisting dicking the daughteru is easier than resisting a matango. >>17020092 Depends on the onee-san. If you comply and give yourself up she'll be gentle. Probably.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:40:07 2017 No.17020094 >>17020092 All work and no play make an Onee-san a a little insane. She just needs a lot of TLC.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:41:53 2017 No.17020100 Daily reminder that stories that don't focus entirely on smut are better than those that do

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:44:06 2017 No.17020106 >>17020100 Daily reminder it's a porn setting and if you're going to try and make more of it you should write something from another setting.

Anonymous Sun May 14 10:44:06 2017 No.17020107

>>17020093
Are you sure? Because when a daughteru comes to sit on your lap, wearing nothing but Atlach panties and a bra only covering her flat chest. And she says stuff like "oh daddy~ you wouldn't get a boner over your own daughter would you?" while she's rubbing your bulge.

That's pretty hard to resist

Anonymous Sun May 14 10:44:28 2017 No.17020108

>>17020076
Daughterus are cute. I could never lewd one.
>Lizardman daughteru comes home from exercising with her mom
>Looks up to you after cleaning up and stretches her arms up to you with a tired look in her eyes
>Pick her up and take her over to the living room and cuddle together to watch T.V,
>She passes out and snores lightly all afternoon

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:44:54 2017 No.17020110 >>17020076 >Unicorn daughter bring you a porn magazine that a Succubus friend gifted her >She doesn't understand the articles and the pictures don't make sense >You give her an ear rub and bring her to the library so she can pick up a better book

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:47:44 2017 No.17020125 >>17020107 I'd remove her from my lap and tell her to stop trying to seduce her me. It's not that hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:48:06 2017 No.17020127 >>17020110 Too pure! Protect it!

Anonymous Sun May 14 10:49:20 2017 No.17020134

>>17020107
If my daughteru was attempting to seduce me with that level of intensity, I might take drastic measures.
Make her watch me breed her mother every night and not let her get involved until she finds somebody else to take her frustrations out on.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:50:31 2017 No.17020142 >>17020134 That sounds like the wrong thing to do.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:53:18 2017 No.17020155 >>17020142 I never said it was a smart idea. In fact, she might end up with an unfulfilled electra complex for the rest of her life.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:54:23 2017 No.17020163 >>17016614 I was just planning out a street-smart little Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:54:37 2017 No.17020164 >>17020155 You're a bad parent anon.

Anonymous Sun May 14 10:55:04 2017 No.17020167

>>17020155
I'm sure she'll find an old butler type that is somehow older than you to fill the hole. I'm not sure how a man in a MG world would last that long unclaimed, but are you ready to call someone older than you son in law?
Or maybe she just bought a specialty potion to make someone look like that. Could be it too.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:55:29 2017 No.17020171 >>17018869 Or old Biblical studies if you want other comparisons.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:55:55 2017 No.17020172 Daughterus are for giving advice on how to dominate their shota childhood friend in bed.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:59:14 2017 No.17020186 >>17020172 >Daaaaaad! Tim doesn't want to play the rope game! >"Try asking him nicely."

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 10:59:32 2017 No.17020188 >>17020164 Yes. I would be a terrible father most of the time. >>17020167 You mean like a literal sugar daddy or someone who just looks like they hit their forties? Because as long as she's happy with it, that's fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:00:32 2017 No.17020193 >>17020188 Just someone that hit their forties. Maybe with a beard.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:03:25 2017 No.17020205 >>17020193 Then that is alright. She can have a way of getting her more 'incestuous' feelings out that way.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:03:38 2017 No.17020206 >>17020172 What if daughteru doesn't like her childhood friend like that?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:05:20 2017 No.17020212 >>17020186 >Daaad! I tried to reverse mating press Tim but it hurt his legs! >That's the point sweetie! >>17020206 Then give them a couple's fruit and lock them in a room together.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:06:51 2017 No.17020218 >>17020212 Trying to give daughterus advice for when they do stuff sounds like a fun time.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:09:52 2017 No.17020227 >>17020212 Nah, I'd rather have her fall in love naturally. I'm not going to force my daughteru on others.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:10:58 2017 No.17020233 File: 655 KB, 1181x853, 1452742288364.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17020077 Onee-sans are the only person you can trust

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:17:03 2017 No.17020256 >>17020218 Would you even provide her with proper equipment and items? >>17020227 That's perfectly fine anon

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:17:37 2017 No.17020259 >>17020172 Fathers should act pure and dignified so their daughter don't have to face the harsh reality of men being sluts too early in life Mothers are the ones who should teach about seduction and rape

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:18:24 2017 No.17020261 >>17020259 I feel sorry for families with sub fathers.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:19:53 2017 No.17020267 >>17020256 If she asks for some rope and Manticore Venom, I'd show her how to tie good knots.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:22:01 2017 No.17020277 >>17020259 But what about families that would have dom fathers who can't keep their hands off their waifus?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:25:36 2017 No.17020301 >>17020261 ?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:26:02 2017 No.17020303 >>17020259 I agree that seduction and rape should be taught to the daughteru by her mother. Though I would rather have her be a dom so mama would have to dodge a few questions here and there.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:27:28 2017 No.17020306 File: 624 KB, 4170x2346, Satyros11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There's nothing more comfy to me than the thought of having a Kikimora maid and a Satyros butler/bartender.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:27:32 2017 No.17020308 >>17020301 Imagine growing up in a house with a father who's just a slut for his waifu to abuse. Imagine how many times you'd walk in on him being tied up, gagged and blindfolded while being fucked by his waifu in amazon position

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:27:40 2017 No.17020309 >>17020277 She will grow into a sub by imitating her mother unless her father teaches her otherwise

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:28:58 2017 No.17020313 >>17020306 I love this combo so much but it feels unfair. How do I resolve the cognitive dissonance within me over whether or not a man can fairly love 2 women at once?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:29:16 2017 No.17020316 >>17020308 Sub mother means dom mother which means dom daughter. Would you rather have a daughter that can choose whoever she wants or a daughter that can be fucked and raped by any guy?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:30:49 2017 No.17020320 >>17020313 Anon it's possible. You love that Kiki and Satyros!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:31:09 2017 No.17020324 >>17020316 sub father*

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:31:56 2017 No.17020327 >>17020316 >Sub mother = dom mother What

Anonymous Sun May 14 11:33:55 2017 No.17020338

>>17020313
There's nothing wrong with it.
Imagine sitting at your own personal bar with the Kiki while the Satyros mixes a few drinks for the three of you, then comes and sits by your side and the two of them flirt with you from either side as you drink.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:33:59 2017 No.17020339 >tfw no lewd cute Familiar imouto

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:36:12 2017 No.17020349 >>17020309 Well, that sounds mostly fine. Honestly, if one of mine ended up being incredibly submissive, I wouldn't really mind. Mostly because I would keep own waifu in a state of hard submission.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:42:40 2017 No.17020382 >>17020339 That's not necessarily a bad thing, think about how little you'd get done with one around.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:45:16 2017 No.17020392 File: 478 KB, 408x580, Mommy Snek.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So about Mother's Day.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:46:45 2017 No.17020395 >>17020382 True. But I can do stuff while she sits on my lap!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:47:55 2017 No.17020400 >>17020392 My love goes out to all the mommy snakes

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:49:12 2017 No.17020403 Cumming inside a succubus while she leg locks you must be nice

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:54:32 2017 No.17020426 >>17017238 An arch art fairy to bless me so I have the ability to draw and write. Dear god I want this

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:55:17 2017 No.17020430 >>17020392 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_eSG42UIAABXf8.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:56:21 2017 No.17020439 >>17020430 Nice

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 11:57:02 2017 No.17020441 >>17020403 It really is the dream. Then again, just being leglocked by a succubus is nice too.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:01:12 2017 No.17020455 >>17020392 >Still no Echidna stories Fucking writefaggots wasting a perfectly good day like today

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:02:29 2017 No.17020467 >>17020455 I know. It's Sunday and I haven't even written anything yet. Or are you talking about Mother's Day? Anon it's not Mother's Day where I am.

Anonymous Sun May 14 12:06:45 2017 No.17020485

>>17020392
Mother's day would mean many different things to many different type of monster girls

To mothers it would be a day where they can bond more deeply with their children
To married monster girls it would be an occasion to try and become a mother
To CCs it would be a depressing day where they are reminded that their aching wombs will never hold a beloved children
To single momster it would be a day where they have an excuse to rape their son

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:07:56 2017 No.17020490 >>17020485 All of these are correct. But is Mother's Day the day when it's a young human boy's responsibility to impregnate and marry his local CC?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:14:59 2017 No.17020518 Pump your momster to the brim with daughterus!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:16:31 2017 No.17020526 >>17020490 I'd do it. Monstergirl Christmas cakes are the best kind of cakes since they have all of the benefits without any of the drawbacks.

Anonymous Sun May 14 12:16:39 2017 No.17020527

>>17020395
Could you? Lets see, a cue little Familiar is shuffling around in your lap, alternating between happily wagging her tail off to the side and hugging your thigh or midsection with it. She's really trying hard not to hum a happy little tune over her brother letting her stick close to him, so she contends herself with sinking back into you and occasionally reaching back with her paws to give you a weird backwards hug before she remembers she's not supposed to bother you. Not that it matters, because the the tufts of fur on the tip for her fuzzy ears keep tickling your chin every time they flick in a new direction and when you look down to reprimand her, you're treated to the sight of an upward turned face beaming an angelic smile at you and just past her chin what little her barely existent chest can do to hold up her top to allow a peek inside.
Meanwhile, through the whole ordeal the faint scent of floral soap and shampoo keep working their way into your nostrils, combined with the soft warmth pressing against you, creating a slow any comfy atmosphere.

I think you underestimate the distractive power of a monster imouto.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:18:41 2017 No.17020534 >>17020518 I want to smother my face with fat purple Apomom ass.

Anonymous Sun May 14 12:20:16 2017 No.17020541

>>17020490
>Mother's Day
>Miss Apophis, teacher, is sitting at home sulking with a glass of wine at 11AM, single as ever
>Suddenly the doorbell rings
>She groggily slithers her thick milfmode self up to the door thinking it's some delivery or salesman
>Opens the door
>It's shota Anon from her class
>He hand picked some flowers and brought her an apple
>Says he feels bad she doesn't have anyone to celebrate Mother's Day with
>Her womb is revving like a drag race engine as she cracks a delirious smile
>Oh yes- she is getting fired from the school today, and she doesn't care

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:20:52 2017 No.17020547 >>17020518 Can't. Would be fucking waifu way too much.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:22:04 2017 No.17020553 >>17020534 >>17020541 REMINDER Dicking the momster/cc Apophis is ESSENTIAL

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:22:14 2017 No.17020555 >>17020534 Apomom is the best momster for being absolutely smothered and overwhelmed in lewd, sinful ways by

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:23:08 2017 No.17020559 >>17020527 I guess you're right. It would be very hard to concentrate with such a cutie on my lap. Damn those Imoutos!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:23:44 2017 No.17020564 >>17019759 This anon has a point.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:25:08 2017 No.17020576 >>17020455 The fewer they touch, the better.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:26:02 2017 No.17020582 >>17020541 That poor shota's dick is gonna be so venomized

Anonymous Sun May 14 12:32:02 2017 No.17020602

>>17020553
Just imagine her crying black tears of joy streaming down her face as she coils you even tighter into her, positively smooshed against her thickness and breasts as she maniacally laughs and repeats what a good daddy you'll make before she dives back once with yet another bite on your shoulder, your skin practically purple around the area from her constant attacks on it

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:36:51 2017 No.17020628 >>17020555 Apophis is the best adopteru to dick

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:38:47 2017 No.17020647 >>17020559 See? And that would be one actively trying not to be distracting. Little monster sisters are simply natural magnets for their brother's attention.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:38:53 2017 No.17020648 File: 97 KB, 823x1000, 1456482254700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17020541 Lucky lad.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:40:27 2017 No.17020659 >>17017110 Meh... I'd still hit it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:41:18 2017 No.17020666 >>17020541 GRAPED

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:43:29 2017 No.17020680 >>17020666 plz no, Satan

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:45:34 2017 No.17020692 File: 3.29 MB, 2000x2500, 1435225550529.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17020680 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:45:51 2017 No.17020696 >>17020602 This. This right here is why Apophis are olev.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:45:55 2017 No.17020698 File: 140 KB, 500x680, Slower you slut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that headpats are actually for sexual is the biggest secret anubutts are trying to keep from us.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:46:32 2017 No.17020703 File: 478 KB, 283x200, 1439762160904.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17020576 >implying all writefags are bad

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:47:08 2017 No.17020707 >>17020647 Is it possible to break their charm?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:47:58 2017 No.17020714 >>17020703 All content is bad, we should tell all content providers to fuck off. This is the only way to preserve our High Posting Standards.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:48:47 2017 No.17020722 >>17020714 You know what, why do we even let people post in these threads? They're damaging the quality of them, I think we should just stop posting.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:51:20 2017 No.17020733 >>17020722 These threads are too good to even exist! The mere thought they should exist in our world ruins it's purity!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:51:52 2017 No.17020738 What do you think would happen if the Chief god actually banished both the demon lord and her husband to the future?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:51:52 2017 No.17020739 File: 404 KB, 1159x778, 1436122195177.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17020722 >>17020733 This is silly.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:52:35 2017 No.17020745 >>17020703 But what about the bad ones? Both story wise and ability to write?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:52:57 2017 No.17020748 >>17020738 The Chaos Gods would just take their place. This is why you don't time travel without a Geller Field.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:53:26 2017 No.17020751 >>17020745 My ears are burning.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:53:33 2017 No.17020752 >>17020738 inb4 Samurai Jack references

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:53:37 2017 No.17020753 >>17020739 Agreed. Let's talk about wurms.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:55:05 2017 No.17020757 >>17020707 Sure, all you need is to be able to resist little sister's cuteness and a monster's innate lewdness. They are such good girls they'd be sure to cheer for their onii-chans every step of the way.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:56:31 2017 No.17020766 >>17020703 In that context they are.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 12:57:04 2017 No.17020770 >>17020703 >>17020745 can we not get into the "which writefags are shit" conversation again?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:03:28 2017 No.17020798 Remember, nothing makes an adoptive Satyros momster more happy than the day her son reaches drinking age and can have his first sip of her alcohol because that's the first step she can take to seduce him.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:05:03 2017 No.17020806 >>17020541 I'm so happy I don't have to go to school with MGs. I'd try to wife up all of my single teachers! And that's just step one of my plans to make a self sufficient harem/community.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:06:12 2017 No.17020815 >>17020745 There's only one really shit writefag these days since Alp is admittedly getting better in both skill and attitude.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:06:51 2017 No.17020818 >>17020815 Who is he?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:07:00 2017 No.17020819 >>17020798 >not weening him since he was a baby on her breast milk that oddly tastes like a White Russian

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:10:24 2017 No.17020833 >>17020739 Tell me why Wurms are your favorite MG anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:12:31 2017 No.17020848 >>17020833 They aren't.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:13:18 2017 No.17020850 >>17020848 Don't tell me you're gay anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:14:35 2017 No.17020856 >>17020850 Nah, I don't like alps that much either.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:15:16 2017 No.17020858 >>17020856 >He doesn't like alps That's pretty gay

Anonymous Sun May 14 13:15:39 2017 No.17020860

>>17020490
I want to bully and cunt tease my CC Monoeye boss in IT until she can't stand it anymore and snaps.
She'd then force me to fuck her on her desk all the while belittling me for cumming so much in a Monoeyes pussy and telling me how much of a good father I'll be.
She then starts listing off baby names while we're cuddling afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:16:07 2017 No.17020862 >>17020858 I only like matangos.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:17:01 2017 No.17020864 >>17020848 >doesn't like Wurms You sir are a swine and will never be my nigga.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:17:51 2017 No.17020868 >>17020864 I like wurms but they aren't my favorite.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:18:05 2017 No.17020870 >>17020860 >that last spoiler Cute!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:18:33 2017 No.17020871 >>17020833 They're not my favorite. Definite top five though. I just love how cute they are with everything they do. Even when they fail miserably, you can't fault them for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:20:01 2017 No.17020880 >>17020818 Think long and hard about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:21:57 2017 No.17020888 >>17020392 Mine was barely a part of my life, you're not winning me over that easy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:24:48 2017 No.17020897 >>17020738 >banish them to the future >by this point, the losing battle has already been lost >Gremlins have invented time machines >and now there's two of each Y O U F O O L

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:26:35 2017 No.17020904 When are we ever going to get to see the Demon Lord?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:27:14 2017 No.17020913 >>17020860 >getting sexually bullied by a Monoeye This shouldn't get me as hard as it did.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:27:49 2017 No.17020915 File: 160 KB, 617x1020, 62902905_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never encounter a loli monstergirl whose fixation on sweets thickened their ass, thighs, and hips

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:28:16 2017 No.17020916 >>17020904 If we can't see her give birth, then what's the point?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:28:59 2017 No.17020920 >>17020904 Never

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:29:23 2017 No.17020921 >>17020915 I'd report her to the nearest sabbath branch so they could fix her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:29:55 2017 No.17020922 >>17020915 >a loli monstergirl who's addicted to sweets will never tie you up and coat your dick in chocolate syrup and then lick it all off Look what you've done; I've gone and made myself sad.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:30:49 2017 No.17020927 >>17020921 Wait, would the sabbath encourage Lolis with large butts and thickened highs an for hips?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:31:01 2017 No.17020928 >>17020922 Don't you think it's time to stop?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:31:18 2017 No.17020930 Automatons are for __________?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:32:03 2017 No.17020932 >>17020915 >wanting a fat slob instead of a naturally bottom-heavy loli

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:32:27 2017 No.17020933 >>17020922 Anon stop, that's a loli! My boner is illegal!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:32:44 2017 No.17020934 >>17020927 No, those are big girl features and don't belong in a true loli's body.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:33:29 2017 No.17020939 >>17020930 Picking (You) out of all the potential masters.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:33:34 2017 No.17020940 >>17020930 WORTHLESS CONSUMER MODELS

Anonymous Sun May 14 13:33:54 2017 No.17020942

>>17020860
I think it'd be adorable to watch a usually non-aggressive monster like a monoeye try to rape someone
>get kabedon'd by a monoeye, which is less intimidating than she had hoped seeing as she's half your size
>"I've had enough of your teasing, Anon. I'm gonna show you who's boss by raping you stupid."
>she tries to pin your arms against the wall, but she's not strong enough
>you decide to play along and move they way she wants you to
>thinking it's actually working gives her confidence, but when you reach the actual sex part of the "rape," she learns she has much less stamina than you
>somehow you end up raping her

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:34:38 2017 No.17020945 >>17020933 Why do you even have one?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:35:27 2017 No.17020948 File: 1.05 MB, 1240x1754, 1494432944192.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17020930 Exploring their ancient ruins with. Facesitting. Milking.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:37:14 2017 No.17020958 >>17020930 Making them undead.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:50:13 2017 No.17020995 >>17020958 Is she a ninja pirate too?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:52:08 2017 No.17021002 >>17020934 I'm so confused! I like small loli bodies but I also like fat rear and pear shaped loli bodies!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:53:33 2017 No.17021007 >>17020930 Reverse engineering so they can be mass produced.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:02:09 2017 No.17021030 >>17020860 >getting raped by and forced to creampie a monoeye How degrading.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:05:00 2017 No.17021037 >>17021002 Don't worry, you're still a dirty lolicon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:05:29 2017 No.17021038 File: 142 KB, 398x550, MGE Cyclops.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17020860 Only if she's an MGE blueberry monoeye.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:05:35 2017 No.17021039 >>17021037 The sad truth.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:08:22 2017 No.17021044 >>17021038 Cyclops have thigh highs I want to sniff

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:09:36 2017 No.17021049 File: 78 KB, 1024x576, 1cb6c59fb33f10e9857faf46ccd4ad88.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Illness nearly killed me. https://pastebin.com/xPRMpwih All's Fair in Love and War 13

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:10:09 2017 No.17021050 >>17021038 For what purpose would a cyclopsmith need to wear belts on her horn and arms?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:13:58 2017 No.17021065 >>17021049 You have a lot of willpower.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:14:09 2017 No.17021066 File: 920 KB, 1280x720, keJXyKO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17019759 >Ignore any monster girl over 4"11 m8 i wont even look at one under 5'6

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:14:22 2017 No.17021068 >>17021038 >>17021044 There really needs to be footjob art of MGE cyclops, they're one of the few with human feet and they already wear delicious thigh highs. >>17021050 To contain her power.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:14:31 2017 No.17021069 File: 482 KB, 803x1200, Jinko_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17019759 Short waifus cant protect you the same way tall waifus can.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:15:28 2017 No.17021071 >>17021002 Like anon said, nothing changes since you are still a degenerate.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:15:35 2017 No.17021073 >>17021049 Don't die lose.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:15:45 2017 No.17021075 >>17021066 A group of ugly EMG sluts?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:15:53 2017 No.17021076 >>17021065 Y-you too!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:17:02 2017 No.17021078 >>17021039 But hey, at least you're a connoisseur of different kinds of lolis.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:18:08 2017 No.17021085 >>17021049 You're a trooper, mate, but focus on recuperating.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:18:33 2017 No.17021087 >>17021069 Imagine a loli hellhound princess carrying anon after fucking him in amazon position. I don't think you can get more pathetic than that.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:19:14 2017 No.17021090 >>17021069 Tall girls are olev! >>17021071 I can't help it anon >>17021078 Atleast I've got that going for me!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:19:35 2017 No.17021092 >>17021068 >wanting subhuman blueberry monoeye feet in sweaty thigh highs anywhere near your dick

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:20:16 2017 No.17021097 >>17021087 H-Heh y-yeah! How p-pathetic would that be? Amiright? What s-sad sack wants that? D-Definitely not me t-that's for sure!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:20:46 2017 No.17021100 >>17021092 That's right, white Monoeyes are the only ones for sweaty footjobs.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:21:03 2017 No.17021102 >>17021068 >There really needs to be footjob art of MGE cyclops, they're one of the few with human feet and they already wear delicious thigh highs. >tfw waifu has hooves cant have my cake and eat it too i guess

Anonymous Sun May 14 14:22:51 2017 No.17021109

A Fallen Order Paladin is outside your house, about to try killing your Waifu. He's as powerful as a mid-level MG and completely lacking in morals. How do you stop him?

Hard mode: She can't help. Hardest mode: You have to kill him without it being edgy or Chunni.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:23:02 2017 No.17021111 >>17021097 And she would be completely smug too. Maybe having you wear a princess dress and a collar with "bitch" written on it. Yep, we can go more pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:24:28 2017 No.17021116 >>17021087 >loli >lolidom you disgust me, now big girl femdom is where its at

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:25:46 2017 No.17021123 >>17021109 I duel them. Waifu is a high level monster girl and I would have her train me so there wouldn't be a problem.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:25:55 2017 No.17021125 >>17021097 I know, right? At least make it two loli Hellhounds overpowering you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:26:50 2017 No.17021132 >>17021109 Hopefully I took my Guide Gun with me through the portals. Lets see how good magic armor is against 45-70.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:26:53 2017 No.17021133 >>17021109 Turn my house into Sen's Fortress and turn off the lights. He won't get passed the front door.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:26:58 2017 No.17021134 >>17021109 >Implying a Fallen Paladin could be outside the Plane of Eternal Fuck Do you even Fallen God?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:27:02 2017 No.17021135 >>17021100 All monoeyes are terrible. Shame on you if you'd let them anywhere near your privates.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:27:12 2017 No.17021136 >>17021111 >Maybe having you wear a princess dress and a collar with "bitch" written on it. O-Oh that's even worse! H-How pathetic is that? I-I would hate to be her little submissive bitch she can dominate!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:27:19 2017 No.17021137 >>17021087 That sounds like an absolute dream to me, getting completely manhandled by a small girl is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:28:04 2017 No.17021141 >>17021116 Why not both at once anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:28:15 2017 No.17021142 >>17021137 This You aren't a real man unless you let a loli dominate you

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:28:35 2017 No.17021143 >>17020770 Blame that stupid faggot for biting the bait about writefags to begin with. Doesn't change the top three worst writers from here are Bollocks, Alp, and Nega, though.

Anonymous Sun May 14 14:28:53 2017 No.17021145

>>17020933
And? She tied you up because of that! She knows how illegal it is to have a loli [insert MG of your choice here] slovenly lick and suck all that chocolate off your dick. And she won't stop until the entire bottle is gone. I mean, what exactly can you do? If you go to the police they'll throw you in jail (unless you live in a sabbath run town, then you'll get a high five) and if that happens you'll be known as that lonely pedophile who has to entice young girls with sweets. So you're better off keeping your mouth shut and be the lonely cumpump of a loli [MG of your choice]!

Anonymous Sun May 14 14:29:43 2017 No.17021151
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>>17021135
I want to let a worthless monoeye's sweaty feet all over my dick repeatedly and for her not to stop even after I've prematurely ejaculated from it five times in a row!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:30:05 2017 No.17021154 >>17021141 because loli is crap, TWO big girls is what i need

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:30:16 2017 No.17021155 File: 1.37 MB, 320x180, 4bV71.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17021109 She's a Demon and I build technology from the Lost Civilization. Punching someone off a cliff is hilarious, not Chunni.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:30:20 2017 No.17021156 >>17021136 When going out on dates you would probably have to walk on all fours while she rides you, slapping your ass and ordering you around. >>17021137 Remember anon. Deep inside you are a girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:30:30 2017 No.17021158 >>17021087 I'd rather imagine a loli hellhound laying limp on the bed and catching her breath after maledom.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:31:20 2017 No.17021162 >>17021116 What if I like both lolidom and tall girl dom? Can I get one of each? Or will I have to be a degenerate daughteru dicker to get that end?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:31:36 2017 No.17021165 >>17021158 Good anon. Just make sure you keep fucking her or else she'll get her revenge one way or the other.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:32:06 2017 No.17021168 >>17021156 That sounds terrible! I sure wouldn't want that. Anon you really don't know how much I need that

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:32:38 2017 No.17021172 >>17021125 One crouches behind you and the other pushes. It's the ultimate technique.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:33:22 2017 No.17021174 >>17021145 It's best to just keep you mouth shut then

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:33:23 2017 No.17021175 >>17021156 >Remember anon. Deep inside you are a girl. I wanting to be balls deep in lolihound pussy while she holds me down and tells me my place makes me a girl then put my in a frilly pink dress and buy me a handbag for all I care.

Anonymous Sun May 14 14:37:07 2017 No.17021187
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>>17021092
Anon you're just making my dick harder.
>>17021102
I'm in the exact same boat man, though I guess its also a good sign, you know since they say you can't pick your waifu and all.
>>17021135
All monoeye are love.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:37:12 2017 No.17021188 >>17021109 Remind him that I have the high ground.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:38:16 2017 No.17021194 >>17021168 Anon no! Think a bit about your masculinity! >>17021175 At least you already accepted yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:39:15 2017 No.17021198 >>17021194 Trust me anon. If it means I get dominated by a little girl, I'll throw my masculinity out the window.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:41:08 2017 No.17021204 >>17021175 Wanting to be balls deep in lolihound pussy while holding her down and telling her her place is superior.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:42:18 2017 No.17021210 >>17021049 What, are you literally Japanese?

Anonymous Sun May 14 14:44:06 2017 No.17021214
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Getting dommed by a shorter girl is extremely shameful, but even more shameful than that is getting spoiled and pampered by a shorter monster girl to the point where you become entirely dependent on her

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:44:26 2017 No.17021216 >>17021210 mebe

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:45:19 2017 No.17021218 >>17021214 You know, the more I think about it, the more the idea of both of those things sound less shameful.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:46:05 2017 No.17021223 >>17021109 With 300+ rounds of 7.62x39mm

Anonymous Sun May 14 14:46:14 2017 No.17021225

>>17021187
>All Monoeye is love.
You. You are and forever will be my nigga.
I just want to be the apprentice to a curvy CC Cyclops blacksmith. I just hope she doesn't find all her used panties and stockings under my bed that I use for my nightly 'ritual'.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:47:03 2017 No.17021230 >>17021198 And so, you become the little girl. You aren't going to be the man of that p anytime soon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:47:34 2017 No.17021231 >>17021214 >no loli Tanuki who wants to be your sugar momma Oh hey, where'd this noose come from?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:47:51 2017 No.17021232 >>17021214 I don't want to be dependent on a Devil, but I wouldn't mind having one for support. Those thighs look so perfect for a lap pillow after a draining day.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:50:15 2017 No.17021245 >>17021231 >have a Tanuki neighbor >their daughteru comes over one day with a huge bag of candy >ask her about the candy >"Oh honey, I'm your sugar momma now! Whenever you want something sweet, you just come to me hubby!"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:50:22 2017 No.17021246 >>17021225 That's disgusting anon. At least use some better monster's underwear as a masturbatory aid.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:51:31 2017 No.17021249 >>17021151 No matter how pathetic you are, you shouldn't be enabling monoeyes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:53:04 2017 No.17021256 >>17021214 >Getting dommed by a shorter girl is extremely shameful You know what's even more shameful? Getting dommed by your MG little sister who's shorter than you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:54:06 2017 No.17021259 File: 258 KB, 540x720, 44670005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17021187 I want to KISS a Monoeye right on the lips and stare into her big, beautiful eye as I deflower her on our wedding night!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:54:24 2017 No.17021260 >>17021225 I've always liked Cyclops specifically. They are good girls. I'd love to proactively come onto one suddenly and rapidly just to hear her cute squeals when her virginity gets taken.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:54:40 2017 No.17021263 >>17021151 Why are you constantly forcing fujo monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:55:56 2017 No.17021270 So who here is actually from Britan?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:56:00 2017 No.17021271 >>17021263 Why are you new?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:58:02 2017 No.17021279 >>17021270 Why you asking, not a squirrel are you?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:58:07 2017 No.17021280 >>17021256 Inconceivable. I refuse to accept it. Neither little sisters, nor monster girls should be able to win against the dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:58:55 2017 No.17021285 >>17021271 I've been here for ages.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:59:27 2017 No.17021288 >>17021280 They can't, you just can't win against the gine either.

Anonymous Sun May 14 14:59:59 2017 No.17021291

>>17021225
>after a long day of work with your Cyclops master you two retire for the night
>look under your bed for your "little black box"
>which is just used panties and stockings of your Cyclops master
>plus pictures of that time you two went to the hot springs
>you've been using them to let out your sexual frustrations with your Cyclops master ever since you've started working here
>but when you open it up there's only a note from your Cyclops master telling you to meet you in her room
>you freak out because you think she's disgusted with you and will kick you out
>she's waiting on her bed in her best lingerie hoping tonight's the night she goes from being your master to being your wife

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:02:09 2017 No.17021299 >>17021271 He doesn't need to be new to notice that someone keeps trying to force fujos using that same fucking image every time.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:02:32 2017 No.17021300 >>17021225 >not waiting until she collapses into bed after a hard day's work and hotdogging her toned buns while she sleeps You can't just settle for scraps of cloth.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:04:25 2017 No.17021308 >>17021288 But then who wins?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:04:48 2017 No.17021310 >>17021308 Everybody!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:06:40 2017 No.17021319 >>17021279 the euro stuff got me thinking. I know one of the writers is English but I can't remember who it was out of Punaldin or Beast

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:08:21 2017 No.17021325 >>17021319 Both, there's actually a ton of britbongs here.

Anonymous Sun May 14 15:09:18 2017 No.17021330

>>17021280
Just think about anon. You can't say anything because it'll look like you're the terrible brother making a sweet and innocent loli do lewd and terrible things for your dick. But in reality she's super smug about it and won't hesitate to tease you about it anytime she gets.
>she barges into your room while you're playing vidya and sits directly on your lap
>starts bouncing around, trying her best to get a rose from you
>when the boner eventually comes she flashes her smug grin
>"Oh big brother~ what's that poking me? It feels so large and pulsating!"
>"Are you getting hard thinking of violating your lil sis until she's pregnant with your children? You are a monster big bro~!"
>"Just tell your little sis what you want to do big brother. You know I'll do anything for you!"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:10:30 2017 No.17021334 >>17021319 Punaldin's a bong? I also believe Peny is since he uses bongland lingo and spelling.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:11:14 2017 No.17021338 >>17021325 Thanks

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:12:45 2017 No.17021348 >>17021300 But she might wake up if I do that! And she won't hear me yelling her name while I stroke myself in her sweaty, used stockings.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:13:15 2017 No.17021350 >>17021330 Not at all refined, but still infuriatingly lewd. Acting without decorum like that is how monster lolis get their asses spanked while being lectured.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:15:57 2017 No.17021359 >>17021350 If my MG little sister went into excruciating detail about she wants me to knock her up; I just don't think I could stop myself.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:17:21 2017 No.17021366 >>17021308 We all do when everyone is too busy fucking.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:19:58 2017 No.17021379 I LOVE MONOEYES. that is all

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:21:04 2017 No.17021384 >>17021299 He has to be pretty new to only get his butt frustrated two weeks ago over something that's gone on for years.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:21:24 2017 No.17021386 >>17021379 Eye love 'em too.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:21:27 2017 No.17021387 >>17021359 I'd lewdly approach mine's ear and whisper a lewd and soft nope.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:23:43 2017 No.17021396 >>17021384 All types of garbage have been going on for years, doesn't mean it shouldn't be called out when it happens. Fujos are bottom of the barrel.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:24:38 2017 No.17021402 I want to be the civilian friend of a monster girl super hero.

Anonymous Sun May 14 15:24:53 2017 No.17021404

>>17021348
That's why you do it on nights when she's particularly tired. You can get her some wine beforehand to ensure she sleeps like a log. Don't tell me a degenerate stocking desecrator like you wouldn't want to get his hands on those lush cheeks for that wonderful feeling of softness with tense muscles underneath.

Anonymous Sun May 14 15:25:10 2017 No.17021408

Reminder: the Sabbath "high council" isn't as grand as you would believe it to be. It's not a room full of Baphomets who want to spread the love of lolis. It's a van full of faceless fat men who want to turn all women into lolis so they can live in their "utopia".

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:25:28 2017 No.17021412 >>17021319 What are those two doing anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:26:04 2017 No.17021414 >>17021408 That's retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:28:01 2017 No.17021427 >>17021408 I'm not sure what's more retarded, the content of the post or you for thinking it was a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:28:40 2017 No.17021433 >>17021408 Reminder: your ideas are terrible. Apply yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:28:46 2017 No.17021434 >>17021414 I know right? Who in their right mind would believe that? SHUT IT DOWN. THEY KNOW TOO MUCH.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:31:01 2017 No.17021448 Did YBA ever make a sequel to this? https://pastebin.com/bRFCEJiS There is so little amazoness stuff out there

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:31:32 2017 No.17021452 >>17021404 But if I start doing that, then I'll have to do it every night after that and then she'd start to get suspicious as to why we're drinking wine all the time at dinner and why she wakes up all sticky in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:32:06 2017 No.17021454 >>17021434 Just stop. There's no way you're salvaging this one.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:34:24 2017 No.17021463 >>17021452 Why wouldn't you be cleaning your semen off of her? It's like you'd want to get caught.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:35:00 2017 No.17021466 >>17021434 Cut it out faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:35:45 2017 No.17021469 >>17021463 There'd be too much for me to clean up before she wakes up. Four AM comes pretty early. And so do I.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:35:58 2017 No.17021470 How do you deal when your Hellhound waifu insists on princess carrying you around everywhere, and people on the street laugh at you?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:37:00 2017 No.17021473 >>17021469 Wouldn't cleaning be easy then if you're a quickshot?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:37:02 2017 No.17021474 >>17021470 Just laugh it off when your waifu knocks a few of their teeth out.

Anonymous Sun May 14 15:37:17 2017 No.17021475

>>17021452
Clean up after yourself, dummy. I swear you're the worst pervert I've ever seen. Also, visit your friendly neighborhood Troll and ask her for some herbs that help with sleep. There new seasoning is on the menu for dinners, uninterrupted nighttime activities for you and restful sleep with her.

Unless of course you want to be caught, because you seem like the type that can't help but escalate his escapades over time.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:38:14 2017 No.17021479 >>17021473 I was more going for I'd cum so many times on her that I'd be unable to clean it all off.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:39:32 2017 No.17021483 >>17021475 >Unless of course you want to be caught It wouldn't be any fun if I wasn't fighting any odds.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:40:16 2017 No.17021489 >>17021470 If I had a hellhound waifu we would be locked in an eternal wrestle sex struggle.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:40:56 2017 No.17021493 File: 405 KB, 748x1258, wightloli.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17020915 >Did you steal my sweets again, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:41:00 2017 No.17021494 >>17021412 Pun is too busy to write and no one should give a fuck about beast.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:41:36 2017 No.17021498 >>17021448 Don't think he did. A pity.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:42:41 2017 No.17021503 >>17021493 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:42:48 2017 No.17021504 >>17021493 I wanna steal all the sweets from a sabbath scout troop and then eat it all in front of them!

Anonymous Sun May 14 15:44:37 2017 No.17021516

>>17021479
I can understand understand slipping a girl stuff so that you can fuck her while she's passed out like some sort of degenerate, but at least have the decency to remember to have a moist towel to wipe it off.
I mostly understand the appeal because I would use my own waifu's body when she passes out from work exhaustion or alchohol, so I guess I'm a degenerate too.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:47:30 2017 No.17021530 >>17021504 Some men just want to watch the world burn.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:50:56 2017 No.17021545 File: 445 KB, 1174x1888, 239.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17020930 being an adorable shortstack.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:51:35 2017 No.17021549 Would you eat green eggs and ham in a box with an inari?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:52:52 2017 No.17021557 File: 190 KB, 850x1046, Sample-463f37dd07bbe18a2454d4b12e4e5e35.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What happens if you leash an Anubis to a tree?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:53:31 2017 No.17021563 >>17021545 And this is why you mod your automaton. Because it makes them even cuter.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:53:51 2017 No.17021564 File: 66 KB, 941x889, C84sPVqW0AAZdTi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17021493 Facesitting should be a more than acceptable punishment.

Anonymous Sun May 14 15:54:41 2017 No.17021569

>>17021483
But think of all the possibilities that would open up. Come on, that blueberry bosom won't fondle itself and you'd be free to help yourself to those invitingly soft thighs. You could spend hours exploring her body and whispering comments on what you find in her ear.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:55:05 2017 No.17021571 >>17021545 She needs some long hair and black Holstaur hair streaks.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:57:03 2017 No.17021579 >>17021564 >eats her sweets >wants to be rewarded That's not how it works!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:57:19 2017 No.17021581 >>17021557 Anon if you don't know, I don't know.

Anonymous Sun May 14 15:57:54 2017 No.17021584

>>17021569
I'm all for it anon, but as I said before, I'd get too addicted to it and would have to do it every night. And besides, I want her to wake up one night to see me fucking her thighs while there's a pool of cum on her stomach from all the times her sweaty, stocking clad thighs had made me cum.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:58:24 2017 No.17021585 >>17021564 At best, you would get a rough footjob with cold shoes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:00:39 2017 No.17021592 >>17021493 At some point loli wight will have to give up on her sweets. Even if she hides them they still dissapear.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:02:06 2017 No.17021599 >>17021545 Extra thick.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:03:39 2017 No.17021607 >>17021557 Very bad things if she manages to get the leash off despite her big, meaty paws.

Anonymous Sun May 14 16:04:10 2017 No.17021609

>>17021563
What mods would your 'perfect' automaton have?
>Roomba mod for cleaning and cute maid dresses
>heavy arms mod for protection and DDD 'boobie cannons'
>heavy accent mod with 100 different accents that I can choose from
>womb mod for internal daughteru construction

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:04:43 2017 No.17021612 >>17021545 >doraf proportion automaton >heart pupils I'm in love.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:05:12 2017 No.17021614 >>17021584 Poor Cyclops, all exposed and sullied by the apprentice she trusted.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:05:57 2017 No.17021616 >>17021599 Eh, could be thicker if she was a real pleasure model. >>17021609 Roomba, daughteru construction unit, 'matron' upgrades for milk generation and large 'holding tanks.' Combat model for being 8ft tall and carrying a huge amount of muscle.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:05:57 2017 No.17021617 >>17021493 Yes I did, you're supposed to have sweets after your homework's done little lady!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:06:56 2017 No.17021620 >>17021545 I'm gonna milk her. I don't know if Automatons can produce milk, but I'm going to milk her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:07:56 2017 No.17021622 >>17021612 Even though Nav does pear-shaped lolis/thicc chicks/shortstacks/etc. But I'm genuinely surprised he hasn't done a bakunyuu monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:08:27 2017 No.17021623 >>17021620 With Hathors blessing or magitech eromancy they could.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:09:48 2017 No.17021625 >>17021545 She's cute and all but I need to know one big thing: Can she play Blu-Rays?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:10:58 2017 No.17021628 >>17021625 Only VHS and Beta-max.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:13:25 2017 No.17021636 >>17021579 >how to not treat a loli wight >lol bully meme >how to treat a loli wight >eat sweets with her, and penetrate her haughtiness with gentle maledom and buttfucking

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:15:18 2017 No.17021645 >>17021636 Mind as well give her the sweet she so desires.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:16:23 2017 No.17021648 >>17021645 Might as well leave her sweets alone in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:18:26 2017 No.17021656 >>17021648 But then you can't transform that angry pout in an ahegao using your dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:18:50 2017 No.17021658 >>17021648 If she's not upset, she won't use her claws in anger. A wrathful wight is the most enjoyable.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:20:12 2017 No.17021662 >>17021636 I want to help a loli wight get wide hips, a fat bottom, and thick thighs!

Anonymous Sun May 14 16:20:31 2017 No.17021663

>>17021648
>take a loli wights chocolate
>cook it all down and make a mold of your dick
>then make a life sized replica of your dick with the chocolate and give it back to her for her death day
>for added effect you filled the inside with white chocolate

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:22:22 2017 No.17021668 File: 461 KB, 588x1000, 145378544534534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy Mothers day! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:25:47 2017 No.17021681 >>17021668 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX3uCuFKlqw

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:35:07 2017 No.17021720 >>17021656 Angry pout a shit, she should pout out of haughtiness in response to being the sub because she knows she can't win against your dick and her getting conquered is both of your fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:49:04 2017 No.17021777 Who would have written the MG equivalent of Kamasutra? Lilim, Smart Cow, not!Indian Kakuen? Or is it so much part of their nature no one has though of making a book about it and first Anon to bring a copy with him gets praised as connoisseur of sex?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:51:52 2017 No.17021792 >>17021777 Smart Cow would be closest. At least until we get some insight on Hindu region monsters like Shiva or Kali

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:54:07 2017 No.17021801 >>17021668 >that mg who "adopts" you despite being an adult.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:56:49 2017 No.17021811 >>17021777 I figured they would want more practical books, like about stockholm syndrome and its applications.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:57:28 2017 No.17021814 >>17021777 Nerd cow, considering their profile. On the second question, I'm pretty sure that some MGs might pick a book up on areas that they aren't familiar or great with, such as a blowjob book from Ghouls or bondage books by Arachne.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 16:58:17 2017 No.17021819 >>17021801 Makes me want a rich loli like a ryu or dragon to 'adopt' me despite the fact that I'm older.

Anonymous Sun May 14 17:01:24 2017 No.17021826
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>>17021777
I don't think any one girl could write a perfect Kama Sutra purely because of how varied monster physiology is. You'd probably have to go through each of the separate monster families to compile something that extensive. Though Haku-sensei would probably be a good start.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:01:37 2017 No.17021829 >>17021819 If that happened I would give her a real child to take care of.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:02:23 2017 No.17021833 >>17021819 I want that with a loli Pharaoh who uses her powers to make sure I do what she says.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:03:30 2017 No.17021839 >>17021829 I would too, along with spoiling her when I was around, although I wouldn't be allowed to go to school with her... Or I'd have to go to work. >>17021833 Oh? And if she said you'd have to feed her all the cake she wants?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:04:01 2017 No.17021842 >>17021656 Bot I want to transform that pout into an ahegao by sitting her on my lap and playing with her body using only my hands until she's so weak in the knees she can't stand.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:05:12 2017 No.17021849 >>17021819 I don't like lolis, but milfs. I would stay up until really late

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:09:00 2017 No.17021864 >>17021839 She would be getting almost no pamper from me and I wouldn't just be spoiled by her either. I'd work hard and I'd have her do the same so our kids are strong and healthy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:09:32 2017 No.17021865 >>17021839 >And if she said you'd have to feed her all the cake she wants? I see the loli Pharaoh I have in mind as being the health conscious type and liking fruit. I'd feed her as much of that as she wanted.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:10:44 2017 No.17021869 >>17021819 It's more like they're getting a pet, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:11:48 2017 No.17021873 >>17021833 So you'd turn her down if she told you normally to prepare a bath and the ointments for her hair and skin?

Anonymous Sun May 14 17:13:54 2017 No.17021879

>>17018874
>>17018887
What's /d/ like? Knowing MGs, there's one for everything.

>>17018888
I'm sure /toy/ will be somewhat the same, just different themes, and still be a blue board.

>Training kit and editions for Kikis without a mastah
>Lich books/Ritual items for a later start
>Action stan: The Hunky Human threads reach the bump limit quick and sells very well.
>All NSFW toys go elsewhere.

>>17018887
>/vp/
Do the pokemon get corrupted?
Does pokemon in general change?

Anonymous Sun May 14 17:18:59 2017 No.17021896

>>17021869
To a certain extent yes, although the 'tricks' she wants may be a bit more 'involved' than normal.

>>17021879
>/d/
Basically, monster girls would look for anons who may have their fetishes.

>/vp/
That board would remain as it is except that you'd get monster girls cosplaying as pokemon, like harpies dying feathers to look like articuno or large mice with yellow hair/fur that have blush on their cheeks.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:20:22 2017 No.17021902 >>17021873 Of course not, I'd do that sort of thing without being asked.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:22:26 2017 No.17021913 >>17021879 >/vp/ >change Those faggots panic over a slight shading of Pikachu, nothing should change for them. >>17021896 >cosplay I guess that's true, but what about anons that just want to play the game and deliberately ignore the MGs?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:26:27 2017 No.17021935 >>17018993 >/pol/ about time I can teach anarcho capitalism to mgs.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:30:50 2017 No.17021958 File: 667 KB, 739x1360, pon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which non-loli monstergirl is the best for pear shape?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:32:14 2017 No.17021960 >>17021958 Please see >>17018542

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:32:25 2017 No.17021963 >>17018874 Knowing from being a former /mlp/ poster, it'd be the same with complaints about the monstergirls having no hooves then go back to talking about who's the best pony.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:32:27 2017 No.17021964 >>17021902 How thoughtful. Every Pharaoh deserves someone like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:35:00 2017 No.17021974 >>17021960 Meh, that doesn't really seem too pearshapey.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:38:06 2017 No.17021992 >>17021494 >no one should give a fuck about beast. Rude! His lilim is shit but his roulette stories are fun

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:39:15 2017 No.17022008 File: 728 KB, 1322x629, Harpy remake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sweetest of birds (outside breeding season).

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:40:22 2017 No.17022015 File: 644 KB, 1317x629, Black Harpy remake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She actually has a lot in common with the hellhound. Anyone think she'll get more fan art now?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:44:17 2017 No.17022044 >>17021992 Do not bully the lilims, no matter who they belong to.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:45:28 2017 No.17022050 >>17022015 Doubt it. She'll always be just another harpy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:46:22 2017 No.17022057 >>17021494 >Pun is too busy to write It's true I work long shifts, but the actual reason is I write at a snails pace and keep scrapping stories. Either way I'm not entirely dead yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:46:57 2017 No.17022062 >>17022015 >ferocious and dom most of the time >sub during mating season I like it, plus she's extremely protective which is always a plus.

Anonymous Sun May 14 17:47:01 2017 No.17022063

>>17022015
TFW the breeding season hits and your normally fierce and cool black harpy waifu suddenly wants to cuddle for hours after riding you senseless (that part being normal) and talk about feelings. She also begins to randomly hug you and cry in happiness.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:48:19 2017 No.17022071 >>17022063 This is the kind of girl you pump full of daughterus

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:49:39 2017 No.17022075 >>17021494 I like Beast's roulettes and discussing fighting games with him, fuck off.

Anonymous Sun May 14 17:50:00 2017 No.17022079
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>>17021958
Automatons, Liches, Wights, Ghouls, Phantoms, Jinkos, Hellhounds, Anubi, Cyclops, Minotaurs, Foxes, Werecats, etc. etc.
Basically any species that aren't permalolis by nature.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:50:00 2017 No.17022080 >>17022057 Neat!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:51:26 2017 No.17022087 File: 142 KB, 600x850, 1494386497366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do/es your waifu/s seduce you so she can get her satisfaction?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:52:45 2017 No.17022092 >>17022079 I also managed to forget dragons like Wyverns and the vanilla Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:54:21 2017 No.17022099 File: 900 KB, 925x694, 54836776_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17022015 Wouldn't count on it

Anonymous Sun May 14 17:54:30 2017 No.17022100
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>In the far future, humanity has spread across the stars.
>They end up finding MG world.
>However the scientists who get sent to the planet are never impressed has the locals keep wiggling their asses at them and keep trying to get them to 'probe' them deeply.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:55:52 2017 No.17022104 >>17022087 All she has to do is shake dem hips

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:57:35 2017 No.17022110 File: 368 KB, 1400x1041, zf0sfs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17022087 Vigorous sparring that either immediately devolves into vigorous sex or steamy shower fucking.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:57:42 2017 No.17022111 Imagine being the only single male in a MGC highschool.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:58:52 2017 No.17022114 File: 377 KB, 600x850, 1389241832901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17022015 Beware the Birb

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:59:22 2017 No.17022116 >>17022111 Not for long.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:00:42 2017 No.17022121 >>17022111 You anons still wouldn't be able to get a girl

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:01:06 2017 No.17022122 >>17022008 >black harpy gets all the attention >the vanilla cutie gets ignored Isn't it sad, even a remake couldn't save her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:01:29 2017 No.17022123 >>17022087 By softly swaying her hips and backing her big butt into my lap. Alternatively, exercising together and her purposefully making lewd moans and doing obscene motions.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:02:35 2017 No.17022129 >>17022087 There are many ways for her to do it. She can wear things that makes my dick crazy, using her tail to entice me and look back with those delicious eyes, blowing some smoke at me and bonus points if it's heart shaped.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:03:06 2017 No.17022131 >>17022087 Walks up, begins removing pants, both hers and mine, then probably vigorous pointing, possibly some helpful hand motions.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:04:38 2017 No.17022139 >>17022131 Mute waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:04:46 2017 No.17022140 >>17022122 She's just too nice I guess (and doesn't have the holstaur's udders), but she makes such a great pal (even though making her your friend increases the chance of her kidnapping you later).

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:05:13 2017 No.17022142 >>17022121 Well at least an anon can introduce school shootings to monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:05:28 2017 No.17022144 >>17022087 Oddly enough, just by whispering into my ear.

Anonymous Sun May 14 18:06:23 2017 No.17022148
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>>17022122
Vanilla doesn't get you noticed, anon. Why pick a plain harpy who's just got a 'generic cute girrl' personality when there are Griffons, Thunderbirds, and a whole slew of other harpies that all have interesting personalities and quirks.
>But mating season
If you want a girl who's aggressive, go for about 80% of the rest of the encyclopedia.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:06:24 2017 No.17022150 >>17022122 Harpies are too vanilla, it's all about the subtypes. Cunning ravens, stern falcons, genki kingfishers, fit roadrunners, massive albatross, aggressive hummingbirds.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:06:58 2017 No.17022151 >>17022121 You don't have to remind me, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:07:29 2017 No.17022155 >>17022121 /r9k/ is that way

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:10:46 2017 No.17022161 >>17022148 >Vanilla doesn't get you noticed Tell that to the fucking foxes.

Anonymous Sun May 14 18:15:07 2017 No.17022169
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>>17022148
I can't say you're wrong there.
>>17022161
No one really gives a shit about MGE foxes, it's always generic fox girls from pixiv and people call them "foxes" rather than Youko or Inari.

Anonymous Sun May 14 18:15:22 2017 No.17022170

>>17022161
Foxes overall are pretty unique, though. Multiple fluffy tails, long life spans, magical powers, and they can pretty much run the gamut for personalities & body types. Liking foxes may be pretty vanilla, but they have enough variety and things to play around with to feel unique.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:16:06 2017 No.17022172 >>17022169 People call them Inari all the time. Youko get the short end of the stick though.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:21:59 2017 No.17022186 >>17022170 They're also sluts

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:23:36 2017 No.17022194 >>17022172 >fox >11 hits before that post >inari 1 You're right though, Inari does get used a bit here and there. Poor youkos though, chink foxes don't get much love at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:25:04 2017 No.17022203 >It's been over a month since the last profile Do we have a listed reason or do we just assume its him building up to comikat?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:26:50 2017 No.17022212 >>17021470 If I was that worthless of a man to let things get to that point, then I'd eat a 12-gauge in the middle of town square.

Anonymous Sun May 14 18:26:56 2017 No.17022213

>>17022194
Well, I use it. Can't really speak for others, though, I could have sworn people used it more.
The thing is there is almost nothing preventing a "pixiv fox" from being an MGE one (of one variety or the other), unless you're just expecting them to all dress like the profile picture which is stupid.

>Poor youkos though, chink foxes don't get much love at all.
Yeah, but I bet there's a reason for that >>17022186

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:27:37 2017 No.17022216 >>17022203 He said at one point to give him some time because he was working on the world guide. It's why he's been using it as a chance to post some remakes and the like.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:27:59 2017 No.17022218 >>17021557 bark

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:34:44 2017 No.17022255 >>17022169 It's because Inari and Youkos are basically the same with exception to their personality. I also find there's no point in differentiating between the two when I like them both equally anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:36:55 2017 No.17022262 >>17022255 I don't even know the difference between them. I just go with fox and I think it's dumb to divide them.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:39:07 2017 No.17022270 >>17022262 Inari-kitsune are in service to Inari. By definition that makes them Japanese, divinely touched, and more benevolent.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:40:34 2017 No.17022280 >>17022262 Inari: Devoted, well-behaved. Still freaks in the sheets. Youko: Maximum horny sex machines. Notable among MGs, Inari don't rape. They seduce the pants off you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:41:25 2017 No.17022284 >>17022218 No, you don't understand!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:43:16 2017 No.17022290 >>17022270 >>17022280 Yeah I gave their profiles a quick look. I don't see the need to say Inari or Youko, whether she is a slut or not will be with the context and it's easier to say just phox.

Anonymous Sun May 14 18:48:08 2017 No.17022298
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>>17022262
>>17022280
Shit, I almost forgot. Many-tailed Youko have a constant DE aura around them that makes men and monsters in the surrounding area lustful, and also leads to the creation of Kitsune-bi. They also tend to create Dark Demon Realms, which is unusual among "beastmen" MGs.
Many-tailed Inari get the same overwhelming quantities of DE, but they don't release it constantly. Instead they dump it all straight into their husband.

>>17022290
Well in the end you really shouldn't worry about it since this is the Monster Girl Thread and not MGE ONLY thread.
But it helps to know what the differences are when someone else brings it up.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:49:25 2017 No.17022303 >>17022290 Phox just looks weird. Either that's a proper name or the term for some sort of cyber-fox. A fox Automaton.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:53:08 2017 No.17022314 >>17022111 Are online courses available?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:53:51 2017 No.17022315 >>17022314 Anon it's highschool, not college.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:54:35 2017 No.17022320 >>17022303 >A fox Automaton. I'll take three please.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:54:40 2017 No.17022321 >>17022161 Foxes have big popularity outside of MGE stuff, and they actually aren't vanilla at all when you compare them to their usual grouping like cat- or doggirls.

Anonymous Sun May 14 18:55:47 2017 No.17022325

>>17022315
It was worth a shot at least.
I guess the sane route it to accept your fate and rather than fight against it try to simply steer it in the right direction. Get all goody goody with that teacher you like or start to intentionally hang around that buff bully a bit more often.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:56:08 2017 No.17022328 I want to visit the shrine of a well muscled kitsune!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:57:09 2017 No.17022333 >>17022111 That's basically my dream right there. I'd wife up that CC Tanuki principal in a heartbeat.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:58:54 2017 No.17022339 >>17022328 Y'know, I'm not sure I've ever seen a truly muscled kitsune. Toned? Sure. But not muscular.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:00:01 2017 No.17022346 >>17022339 Exactly. I don't want this 'lithe, sprinter' style kitsune, I want a muscled, bulky kitsune with a fluffy tail.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:01:27 2017 No.17022350 Zipangu doesn't sound like a great place.

Anonymous Sun May 14 19:03:24 2017 No.17022354
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I accidentally break a glass in a mamono bar, the Hellhound bouncer punch me and kicks me out.

Given how right now Im not rational, as Im drunk and I dont give a shit about anything as my 3DPD order girlfriend dumped me, I approach the Hellhound bouncer and tell her this:

> "Will you hit me again?
I've never seen such fluidity.
The way your knuckles crunch...
as you smack them into my face."

What will happen next?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:03:32 2017 No.17022356 >>17022350 It's better than dark demon realms.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:04:57 2017 No.17022359 >>17022354 She'll tell you to get lost, she's working right now you drunk

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:05:06 2017 No.17022361 >>17022350 It's great, just don't go wandering into deep forests or ruins after dark. Unless you're looking to get snu'd by an ushi-oni or oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:05:27 2017 No.17022363 >>17022354 You go back to the wiki.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:06:04 2017 No.17022365 >>17022354 Something I have noticed in Hellhound jobs scenarios..... Why does she ALWAYS have to be a bouncer?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:06:10 2017 No.17022366 >>17022111 This kind of thing tends to happen when you and your family are transplanted to a new world. Damn military jobs... Fortunately, I took the summer to get /fit/ and pick up some neat hobbies. Gotta make a good first impression in class.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:06:19 2017 No.17022368 >>17022354 >Hellhound beating up a human Good joke.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:06:45 2017 No.17022370 >>17022356 They both don't sound dangerous to live in. >>17022361 Would carrying bug spray help?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:06:50 2017 No.17022371 >>17022361 Or an oni, or an ogre, etc Zipangu has the biggest contrast between the civilized monsters in the cities and all the wild ones outside them.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:07:35 2017 No.17022372 Reminder that the purer and more noble a monster girl is the lewder her body and actions become.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:08:34 2017 No.17022375 >>17022354 I don't know anon. Maybe a lilim is in the bar drinking and decides to team up with you to corrupt your ex. >>17022365 There is an anon with a hellhound waifu like that. Maybe it's him.

Anonymous Sun May 14 19:09:06 2017 No.17022380

Telling secrets to your Queen Slime bodyguard about the surprise party you're throwing for your Queen Slime wife!
Queen Slime wizard, Queen Slime rogue and Queen Slime priestess all have important roles to make sure it goes off without a hitch!
Don't tell the Queen, it's a surprise!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:10:18 2017 No.17022385 >>17022368 I remember reading, that mamono somehow can instinctively know your fetishes. If the guy has some sort of rough sex or getting punched fetish, I could see it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:11:37 2017 No.17022389 >>17022385 They'd probably unconsciously decide you aren't the one for them, and let you get a girl who can better fulfill those fantasies. Like an Ogre.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:11:57 2017 No.17022390 >>17022346 Lithe and feminine kitsune are the best. That includes the lolis

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:13:15 2017 No.17022394 >>17022354 Sober up and learn how to fight before trying something you'll regret.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:13:33 2017 No.17022395 >>17022389 I think the Hellhound would be fit for that fetish. If you want to see an unfit MG you are looking for Inari and Holstaurus.

Anonymous Sun May 14 19:13:39 2017 No.17022396
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>>17022370
Anon, an oomukade has millions times greater body mass. Those might tickle her.

>>17022371
Hey now, the oni in the cities are the ones who really know how to party.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:14:29 2017 No.17022401 File: 124 KB, 654x1002, 1494458269428.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17022298 What does being filled with DE feel like? Like by a high tier MG like a Lilim or Baphomet?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:14:43 2017 No.17022403 >>17022395 >I think the Hellhound would be fit for that fetish. Because you haven't read the profile and are running off of thread memes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:15:07 2017 No.17022405 anyone know a good but cheap artists to get a drawing of a ryu from

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:15:33 2017 No.17022407 >>17022396 Yet they are still drunken rapists. Never trust an oni!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:15:41 2017 No.17022409 >>17022401 It probably feels like taking drugs.

Anonymous Sun May 14 19:15:50 2017 No.17022412

>>17022390
Eh, I'm bored of that already.

I want me some muscled, warrior looking kitsunes that were more interested in fighting then they were running the shrine till they got put in charge.

They'll even wear kimonos that look a bit too small for them.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:16:00 2017 No.17022414 >>17022403 What about the profile makes her unfit for a getting roughed fetish?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:16:08 2017 No.17022416 >>17022396 >Those might tickle her. What if I brought a bigger one?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:16:24 2017 No.17022417 File: 1.73 MB, 1586x1827, 60110777_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17022407 It's not rape if you're both drunk.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:16:41 2017 No.17022419 >>17022401 Probably feels like a combination of an amazing orgasm and like you just did several lines of blow. You'll be fucking for days and it'll feel incredible. Also, >Asks about Lilims >Posts cow

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:17:01 2017 No.17022422 >>17022395 Hellhounds are stated to be very protective of human men and see them as fragile things that should never be hurt. They're dom have their limits.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:17:07 2017 No.17022423 >>17022396 They're not real onis. Look at her body, I bet she doesn't even have abs!

Anonymous Sun May 14 19:18:22 2017 No.17022425
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>>17022414
>they never treat men carelessly
>They also recognize that humans are frail beings
>and they treat them with care as "their one and only male," something more valuable to them than anything else

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:19:00 2017 No.17022426 >>17022422 So they would look at Ogres with scorn as abusers?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:19:43 2017 No.17022429 >>17022422 >and see them as fragile things that should never be hurt That's amazons.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:20:31 2017 No.17022434 >>17022425 But that is with their husband, what if the guy is, not yet, her husband?

Anonymous Sun May 14 19:22:17 2017 No.17022439

>>17022429
>In this way, they lash out violently at men with their lust, but they never treat men carelessly. They also recognize that humans are frail beings, and they treat them with care as "their one and only male," something more valuable to them than anything else. If an enemy tries to harm their male, they'll leap to his defense and attack the enemy with full hostility and ferocity, unlike how they treat their male. Even if the enemy isn't killed, they will surely witness the sight of hell.
They don't take men being hurt lightly.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:22:21 2017 No.17022440 >>17022412 Muscle girls have already become overdone.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:22:22 2017 No.17022441 >>17022434 They see humans in general as fragile, they're still not going to rough up a human EXCEPT in the case where a human was threatening their husband in some way. Then said human better watch their ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:23:15 2017 No.17022442 File: 261 KB, 700x527, Oni drunk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17022417 >an oni will never offer me a tall glass of beer and a burger while beaming at me why live

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:23:33 2017 No.17022444 >>17022429 Actually, unlike hellhounds, that is NEVER directly said in the Amazoness profile.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:24:22 2017 No.17022447 >>17022417 Rapist drunkard brutes, all of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:24:46 2017 No.17022448 >>17022440 I respectfully disagree

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:25:03 2017 No.17022449 >>17022440 I don't think they've been done enough yet!

Anonymous Sun May 14 19:25:19 2017 No.17022450

>>17022425
That is very nice. I have to reread it, as I remembered Hellhounds as horrible bitches.

Does that mean if I am walking through a dangerously looking place or pursued by Order hunters, I can hug a Hellhound, tell her I need protection and she will keep me safe and take me as her husband?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:26:59 2017 No.17022452 >>17022450 thread canon, mainly

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:26:59 2017 No.17022453 >>17022419 Stupid app wont let me post half my images for some reason.

Anonymous Sun May 14 19:29:14 2017 No.17022457

>>17022450
Yes, they're the type of girl to push you down and pin you to the floor while violently slamming their hips down on you but they take great care not to actually do any harm and are actually very protective.
They might not be able to be tamed but they don't need to be told to look after what's theirs.

Anonymous Sun May 14 19:29:47 2017 No.17022458

>>17022450
You'd probably get something along the lines of
>Oh, look, a human who actually knows what's good for him
with a smugass grin. Followed by rape.
Do keep in mind that they are still "rough" girls, in that they're absolutely going to fuck you silly and aren't ones to act courteously in public.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:30:49 2017 No.17022460 >>17022450 >as I remembered Hellhounds as horrible bitches They're still horrible bitches, but you just misremembered them beating up people for fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:31:51 2017 No.17022462 File: 61 KB, 730x337, Rough sex with a hellhound.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17022457 >they take great care not to actually do any harm ...She could do a little harm if she wanted.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:35:24 2017 No.17022471 File: 655 KB, 810x1080, eff89214ff6b845cfea13c299f58d439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17022412 Well despite my best searches, I couldn't find any. I'm convinced muscular kitsune simply don't exist. Have a thunder goddess.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:42:03 2017 No.17022495 File: 1.44 MB, 2112x2000, 1417912556013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17022401 Let's put it this way: this is your brain on DE.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:43:40 2017 No.17022500 >>17022471 >Raijin MG She'd definitely get along with Raijus. Also she'd have a habit of licking the bellybuttons of Anons.

Anonymous Sun May 14 19:43:51 2017 No.17022501
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>>17022471
Muscle foxes are overrated, anyway. Soft foxes are olev.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:44:29 2017 No.17022505 >>17022495 Is her brain literally melting? Source?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:45:30 2017 No.17022512 >>17022501 Foxes are meant to be soft, or at most lithe and athletic.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:46:43 2017 No.17022514 >>17022500 >She'd definitely get along with Raijus. >"C'mon, just give me one good shock! I wanna surprise anon tonight."

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:47:23 2017 No.17022516 File: 1.19 MB, 900x1200, 1459655769076.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17022512 See, toned foxes I can get behind. They just don't strike me as girls for gains.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:47:34 2017 No.17022517 >>17022501 Both are good but right now I'm in the mood for muscle mofu.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:48:53 2017 No.17022522 >>17022516 That hand in the crotch looks like a penis

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:50:46 2017 No.17022528 >>17022505 [Gomennasai] Anoko wa Toshi Densetsu.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:51:34 2017 No.17022532 File: 673 KB, 841x1340, 1449081596270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17022516 I'm posting it again.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:53:44 2017 No.17022540 File: 138 KB, 572x800, 0a697b538942b88131824ab3121636b9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the optimal fox bodytype.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:56:07 2017 No.17022545 >>17022540 Also the optimal fox color, at lest for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:56:55 2017 No.17022549 >>17022540 No, but the post above you is.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:00:03 2017 No.17022558 File: 1.12 MB, 1300x1538, 60294214_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17022540 Wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:02:59 2017 No.17022562 File: 945 KB, 1280x1076, 1494343526263.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You've come to the wrong neighbourhood, motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:03:17 2017 No.17022563 >>17022540 Little brown foxes are the best.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:03:24 2017 No.17022565 File: 447 KB, 800x962, 58149073_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17022540 Needs to be more bottom heavy

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:05:00 2017 No.17022569 What does Hellhound milk taste like and what are the effects of drinking it?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:05:31 2017 No.17022572 >>17022565 This girl seems pretty good. Nice size, nice tits and nice ass. Would date and possibly have kids.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:07:18 2017 No.17022577 >>17022562 >Poor Little Kobold Girl

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:08:02 2017 No.17022580 >>17022562 Better than the one where the leader is a kid wearing a latex gimp suit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:08:20 2017 No.17022581 >>17022562 Wolfs of Wan-Street

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:08:25 2017 No.17022582 >>17022562 You're right, there's no jinkos here

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:09:16 2017 No.17022585 >>17022582 Check around Chinatown.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:10:21 2017 No.17022589 File: 236 KB, 1006x894, Hellmilkmaid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17022569

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:10:46 2017 No.17022592 >>17022580 That's also the gang that won't get you raped, I'd choose the gimpy rubber daughteru one over the scary quadruple rape train one.

Anonymous Sun May 14 20:11:51 2017 No.17022595 [SPOILER]

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>>17022514
>Raiju gets blasted by a thunder god
>After recovering from an amazing orgasm, she carefully makes her way home
>'Anoooon, I'm hoooome.~'
>Anon looks up at her
>Her hair is frizzled and singed at the tips; Her pants are absolutely soaked, leaving a small trail behind her; Her skin is crackling with electricity, and she's giving off a faint blue glow
>The scariest part is her face, a mix of intense lust and dopey ecstasy
>'I have a surprise for yoooou.~'
>Before Anon can protest, she pounces on him and has both their pants off
>She is perched over his member, her supercharged snatch drooling all over it
>As she lowers herself, sparks jump between your crotches
>Anon shakes his head in protest, terrified of what's about to come
>Raiju goes head with abandon, taking Anon's full length in one go
>A massive flash and deafening blast occur at ground zero, stupefying the pair
>Power is knocked out for several miles, a thunderlcap like a bomb going off shakes buildings, and a massive bolt of energy arcs skyward from Anon's house
>Inside, the couple are sat motionless, singed by the immense release of power
>Anon is just layed out, dumbstruck but still firmly buried in Raiju
>Raiju is trembling all over
>Between the massive amount of energy released and the enormous amount of cum swirling inside her, she's riding out the ultimate orgasm
>'Hehehehe. Tooootally worth it...'

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:12:03 2017 No.17022597 >>17022585 Good looking out. I'll be hitting up the Russian part of town too, and a few indian restaurants for brown tigers

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:12:27 2017 No.17022599 >>17022565 Pear-shaped works better on a lot of other girls, lolifoxes look better slim to fit the image of a mythical graceful waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:14:01 2017 No.17022604 File: 875 KB, 1009x889, Milkhound Maid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17022589 Have a non-clipped version, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:14:29 2017 No.17022607 >>17022604 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:16:00 2017 No.17022610 If your daughteru was begging you to let her wear tiny, incredibly revealing clothes to school like she says all her friends are doing, would you let her?

Anonymous Sun May 14 20:16:14 2017 No.17022611

>>17022595
Honestly I don't know how a Raiju's husband is supposed to stay sane.
You leave for work, she spends the whole day "building up charge," then when you get home she blasts an entire day's worth of orgasms out of you all at once. Heaven help you if you have to leave for a week or something.
If it wasn't for DE or incubization I think you'd mindbreak from that.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:17:15 2017 No.17022618 >>17022610 >Let me see those grades first.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:17:57 2017 No.17022620 >>17022610 I'd tell her to ask her mother.

Anonymous Sun May 14 20:19:12 2017 No.17022624

>>17022328
>three Kitsune sisters have a shrine out in the mountains where there's barely anyone there
>they trade with the local Harpies but other than that, outside of TV and the few visitors to the shrine, they have little to no connection with the outside world
>but they do have a nice little gym to keep them occupied when they're bored
>which is most of the time

I would love to be the newly hired maintenance man there with those girls.
And put cameras in the gym, sauna, and bathhouse.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:20:36 2017 No.17022630 >>17022610 It depends on how revealing they are anon, if they're bad enough I might make her wear a latex leotard or catsuit underneath just so nobody else can see the places her mother and I own.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:22:15 2017 No.17022635 >>17022624 Would be nice. Big, muscled girls are the best. I'd love to have to towel them down after a workout.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:22:24 2017 No.17022636 >>17022618 This guy has it right.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:23:22 2017 No.17022640 >>17022375 Thats not me bro, I'm the anon with the punk rock lovin, bouncer, Hellhound waifu. But if someone in the thread has similar tastes as me then all I have to say is: Meet me in the pit and I'll buy you a beer broseph.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:23:41 2017 No.17022642 >>17022610 Absolutely not. She will cover herself up and wear proper clothes. I'm not sending her to school to parade around like a tramp. But she can totally wear those lacy black panties I know she secretly bought. Just in case some guy does bite.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:25:24 2017 No.17022652 >>17022610 Pff. She doesn't need to follow the trend when she is already way cooler than those other monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:26:26 2017 No.17022661 File: 1.04 MB, 1314x1856, 58266448_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17022599 Little foxes need big hips to bear children.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:26:33 2017 No.17022662 >>17022610 Nope, she can dress loosely and casually, but not like a common slut. Depending on her taste in lingirie, she can use a garterbelt and stockings, though I'm not sure how that works with scales and claws.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:27:19 2017 No.17022667 >>17022610 >your daughteru was begging you to let her wear clothes to school That would be a novelty.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:33:19 2017 No.17022693 >>17022661 >slender with wide hips These little foxes can't keep getting away with stuff like this.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:35:00 2017 No.17022702 >>17022611 You don't. Raiju exists for people who only want to fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:35:05 2017 No.17022706 >>17022610 This is gonna play out like that time my daughteru wanted to become a satanist, my waifu will put her foot down on this and tell her no. Besides that bitch Satan owes my Hellhound waifu $300. So fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:35:24 2017 No.17022707 >>17022661 Age and size doesn't matter when it comes to foxes. Just look at that little one holding a man's hand in the guide during the daughteru article.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:35:28 2017 No.17022708 File: 1.36 MB, 1000x1000, 1436655270240.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17022599 >>17022661 There's no doubt about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:35:42 2017 No.17022711 File: 262 KB, 1129x1600, 1491639622059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:37:55 2017 No.17022719 >>17022661 I don't understand what ching chong ping ling language she's speaking but I understand that she's ready to be bred by me.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:38:36 2017 No.17022723 >>17022661 >to bear children That can wait until she's grown up to full size.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:40:18 2017 No.17022729 File: 48 KB, 900x500, 1494808818080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17022350 There's only one Incubus in Zipangu worth going there for.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:40:28 2017 No.17022730 >>17022635 >ywn be the personal towel boy for the Mofu Kingdom's Olympic Weightlifting Team This hurts me more than it should.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:40:56 2017 No.17022734 How do Incubi react when they see a monstergirl drag human guy in?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:42:13 2017 No.17022739 >>17022729 Nobunaga is a fag.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:43:04 2017 No.17022745 >>17022734 In where?

Anonymous Sun May 14 20:46:51 2017 No.17022758 [DELETED]

>>17022739
>Has a Yuki-Onna wife in Nioh
>A Phoenix for a spirit
>Was for all intents and purposes one of the most based Japanese men to ever have lived, a true Nip Vladislaus Tepes III
>Had a known love for foreigners and even turned a dindu into a loyal samurai vassal
Not seeing a problem here.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:49:07 2017 No.17022763 >>17022758 >Had a known love for foreigners and even turned a dindu into a loyal samurai vassal >Not seeing a problem BURAKKU PIGGU GO HOME

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:50:50 2017 No.17022770 >>17022758 >even turned a dindu into a loyal samurai vassal There's your problem.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:51:12 2017 No.17022771 >>17022763 Even the most beautiful of gemstones can be found in the darkest of caverns. All you have to do is dig for it and discard the rest.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:52:08 2017 No.17022777 >>17022758 >even turned a dindu into a loyal samurai vassal >not seeing a problem

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:56:41 2017 No.17022793 >>17022771 A good black person is just a polished turd.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:56:43 2017 No.17022794 Given how fragile they think you are..... what if a Hellhound is riding you and you cry "Ow! It hurts!" Additional points if you can get tears.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:58:43 2017 No.17022804 >>17022794 Mere cuddly dog. I'd carry some onions and shota cookies just to tease nearby hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:02:09 2017 No.17022812 File: 657 KB, 842x938, 1446575929517.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Real Fox Hours!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:03:30 2017 No.17022817 >>17022812 I don't want to be seduced by a fox.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:05:11 2017 No.17022821 >>17022817 Too late, that Fox is spotted you and is running back to the shrine to alert the other Foxes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:06:12 2017 No.17022824 >>17022821 Wh-what happens when the other foxes find out?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:06:45 2017 No.17022828 >>17022821 >>17022824 Yeah, what do the foxes do?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:11:16 2017 No.17022838 >>17022824 >>17022828 Foxdie?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:11:27 2017 No.17022839 >>17022730 Life is pain. Can you imagine the ride back with all of them on the plane?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:11:45 2017 No.17022840 >>17022838 Go away, Kojima.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:12:20 2017 No.17022842 >>17022824 The usual fox forest illusion. Good luck getting out.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:14:12 2017 No.17022848 >>17022812 That fox a cute! I wanna adopt her and have long platonic cuddling sessions.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:15:02 2017 No.17022852 >>17022817 I want nothing more than to be seduced by a fox.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:15:32 2017 No.17022854 >>17022848 Small, earnest, Popura-chan tier monstergirls are the best and deserve all the love and occasionally mind-breakingly amazing breeding.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:16:23 2017 No.17022856 >>17022711 Melon really needs to do more facesitting.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:16:23 2017 No.17022857 >>17022812 She looks a little starved. Deprived of some essential tail-growing nutrients

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:26:05 2017 No.17022881 >>17022610 Not in my house.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:29:11 2017 No.17022894 I want to woo a lamia by singing snake eater

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:34:36 2017 No.17022915 >>17022881 Duh. She's asking to wear it to school, not at home.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:35:37 2017 No.17022918 >>17022915 Not at school wither.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:38:08 2017 No.17022925 >>17022794 They have mamomo mana. We can joke about pelvis breaking all day, but a hound can get as rough as she wants and you'll still live.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:38:51 2017 No.17022926 >>17022894 Get one of those snake charmer flutes

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:41:39 2017 No.17022934 >>17022926 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aYeoR9LVlI It can sound okay even without instruments

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:43:57 2017 No.17022947 File: 345 KB, 827x1171, C_h-4nzV0AAQBMS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:45:27 2017 No.17022954 File: 161 KB, 487x549, 5811706+_a3abc8e2f831dfd0893bc9665a4df172.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17022894

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:47:45 2017 No.17022962 >>17022947 Pretend I posted on of those 'I want to fuck that' pictures.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:48:14 2017 No.17022968 File: 245 KB, 600x1200, __chun_li_street_fighter_and_street_fighter_zero_series_drawn_by_victor_bang__f86201c237d86e9c45675c15391e8061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17022947 I need more monster girls squatting heavy weights

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:48:17 2017 No.17022970 >>17022954 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:50:10 2017 No.17022976 >>17022968 Chun-Li's thighs are Horse tier.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:56:25 2017 No.17022990 >>17022968 Cammy > Chun-Li

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:56:34 2017 No.17022992 >>17022968 I just want to kiss the thighs of a buff/chubby succubus.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:00:59 2017 No.17023003 File: 376 KB, 874x1236, 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If your waifu was into /ss/, would you be ok with being AR'd?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:02:08 2017 No.17023005 File: 122 KB, 525x725, stronkfat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17022992 like these?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:02:36 2017 No.17023008 >>17023003 I wouldn't marry a woman with an /ss/ fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:03:07 2017 No.17023011 >>17023003 I'd actively seek it out You have a source for that?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:04:09 2017 No.17023014 >>17023005 Precisely. Prime thigh worship material right there.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:07:33 2017 No.17023021 File: 114 KB, 698x895, 1494387635893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17023003 Same as >>17023011 I'm specifically into that and would hope/know that she would be into just that

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:08:39 2017 No.17023024 >>17023003 I wouldn't mind if I can keep my memories and I grow into an adult normally again.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:12:31 2017 No.17023036 File: 619 KB, 1600x2000, 1455419665495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17022968 I need art of a Hellhound lifting! Ittla can't open their comissions soon enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:12:46 2017 No.17023037 File: 119 KB, 850x1574, __hell_knight_doom_game_and_hdoom_drawn_by_kasu_pan__sample-d8661891e3940b06a592b409ee301a76.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17023014 I agree

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:15:27 2017 No.17023044 File: 1.21 MB, 1272x1702, f9737677c197664884db02479336fda9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17023014 awww yiss

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:16:11 2017 No.17023050 >>17023044 What are you doing, anon?

Anonymous Sun May 14 22:16:39 2017 No.17023051

>>17022839
Aboslute heaven. In my mind they'd be ready to go as soon as we took off from the tarmac. They'd then vent out all their sexual frustrations on me from either the happiness of winning or pain of losing in the games mixed with not really getting any for the past two months. I'd be pinned to the ground by their collective mofu and ridden for the entire 14 hour plane ride home.
Then when we get back home we have an entire luxurious 5-star hot springs spa to ourselves for two weeks where there is an entire months worth of aphrodisiacs and fertility potions to make sure the Mofu Kingdoms continued dominance of interdimensional sports was ensured.
It's any mans dream come true.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:17:34 2017 No.17023052 File: 1.02 MB, 1203x2046, 6dad5af5b060cb68cf38e0adbb67c00c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17023050 I need to start checking pics before posting, this is not the first time this has happened damn I'm retarded

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:18:55 2017 No.17023055 >>17023052 Don't lie to me, anon. The strong tits controlled your mind for a few seconds there.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:19:46 2017 No.17023057 >>17023052 I keep all my "pics I can get away with posting on 4chan" in a separate folder for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:21:01 2017 No.17023062 >>17023051 Yep. That and mofu with cuddles.

Anonymous Sun May 14 22:22:18 2017 No.17023065

>>17023003
Not really, it would be a special situation only type of play.
Except for when our last daughteru finally goes off to college and we have the house to ourselves for an entire weekend and she slips a shotafication potion into my meal. Next thing I know I'm sitting in my waifus lap drinking her milk from her breasts.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:31:10 2017 No.17023096 >>17023005 >Still no Pit Lady Heresy

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:33:10 2017 No.17023105 >>17023003 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:33:57 2017 No.17023107 File: 3.93 MB, 1700x1202, 1494815637505.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17023096 Why go for a Pit Lady when you could get their boss?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:38:29 2017 No.17023119 >>17023107 I'm still left wanting that story even though at this rate it'll never happen

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:38:59 2017 No.17023121 File: 245 KB, 1280x1271, 1486263695996.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey, kid. You drink your holst milk?" >"E-Every day." >"Good, you'll be fine after I teach you what snu-snu is. Let's go."

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:43:20 2017 No.17023140 >>17023121 >You will never protect your little brother from monster girls until he finds one he likes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:44:56 2017 No.17023148 >>17023121 I don't care how much milk that boy's been drinking! That is too much monster for a child that small to handle.

Anonymous Sun May 14 22:49:45 2017 No.17023178
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Mother's day is coming to an end.

It's time to put your daughter to bed, and treat your wife right for tonight.

Is there anything that your wife might be into that you wouldn't normally want to do?
How far would you go to make her happy?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:51:23 2017 No.17023186 >>17023148 Anon it's fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:52:53 2017 No.17023193 >>17023140 What if you don't approve of his choice of lover? >your little brother comes home from playing outside, says he brought his new girlfriend >it's some CC shirohebi giving him a crazed look

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:55:43 2017 No.17023206 >>17023193 But that's a pretty good choice. I'd just tell the shiro that the family would like to see him from time to time after they start living together, but he won't be moving out till he comes of age.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:56:24 2017 No.17023209 >>17023193 I would have no choice but to accept his choice, but if she tried anything funny I'd put an end to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:56:37 2017 No.17023210 >>17023193 There's nothing to fear when he's getting with a Monstergirl Though I would hope it would be one where he's still able to be mobile and come visit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:58:02 2017 No.17023216 I want to be the Kiryu to an Oni's Kuze.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:59:18 2017 No.17023221 >>17023178 As long as my butt remains pure, I'm pretty sure I'd be down for just about anything. Except pet play. I just never really got that.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:59:35 2017 No.17023222 >>17023121 >tfw will never be forcefully carried away by a big girl

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 22:59:52 2017 No.17023223 >>17023206 No dice, anon. She'll think your family is trying to keep your little bro from her, and you'll wake up one morning to find him kidnapped

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:00:37 2017 No.17023225 File: 1.02 MB, 1200x1200, 1483462841323.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17023221 The prostate is like a male sex button anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:00:59 2017 No.17023226 File: 345 KB, 850x624, 1461445999279.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17023222 Just head out to your local bar and challenge the bartender to a few rounds. Win or lose, she'll probably be carrying you away.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:03:29 2017 No.17023231 >>17023226 gonna fund the biggest reddest muscliest scarredest oni i can and challenge her to a fist fight

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:03:42 2017 No.17023232 >>17020833 Wurms are basically fully grown Yotsubas you can make love to.

Anonymous Sun May 14 23:03:52 2017 No.17023233

>>17023178
Well, assuming that our daughteru has gotten to do everything with my waifu that she had planned, this would probably be one of the few times she sleeps up in her cage with the door closed, under strict comfy sensory deprivation too.

As for what I'd do for my waifu, anything she wanted. It's her special day and I know her well enough to say that she wouldn't have me do anything I truly wouldn't want to. She might want to tie me up in a more stressful position than usual or something, but as we share basically all the same fetishes I'd be more than happy to be whatever she wants me to.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:04:05 2017 No.17023236 >>17023226 I'd gladly risk liver failure if it meant impressing that oni. She's deliciously thicc and super cute

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:04:19 2017 No.17023237 >>17023223 Well, I'll just have to track her down and aggressively start family visits, no matter how many times she kicks me out or moves to some other location.

Anonymous Sun May 14 23:05:18 2017 No.17023244

>>17023226
That Oni looks so cheery. I like the super strong yet really casual and laid back types. Where you almost forget they're immensely strong (and just immense in general) because they just make you feel so at ease in a friendly kind of way. None of that protection shit either, just a good drinking buddy who acts like your equal.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:05:28 2017 No.17023245 >>17023225 Nope. Never happening. No sir. It could give me the greatest orgasm in the world, but she's not plundering my chocolate starfish.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:06:30 2017 No.17023249 >>17023225 Haram! Absolutely haram!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:07:09 2017 No.17023254 >>17023226 >Oh ho ho! Anon, you're such a lightweight! Come on, the night is young! I'll carry you home either way, so drink and enjoy yourself!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:07:58 2017 No.17023256 >>17023244 That's pretty much my ideal monster girl. One that is so chill and friendly, you almost forget she's a semen-powered fuckaholic

Anonymous Sun May 14 23:08:45 2017 No.17023261
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>>17023236
Good luck, anon. She's been in this business a long time, and nobody's been able to handle more than a glass of her homebrewed stuff.
>>17023244
This anon gets it. Cheery drinking buddy Oni are the best.

Anonymous Sun May 14 23:11:09 2017 No.17023264

>>17023178
I'm not the type that would get too mushy, but I would get her on bed and shower her with affection full of love confessions, nuzzles and hugs, more than usual along with me saying how much of a goddess she is and massaging her entire body before moving on to sex in the lotus position.

Who knows, maybe she'll even get pregnant again.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:13:27 2017 No.17023274 >>17023261 >nobody's been able to handle more than a glass of her homebrewed stuff. Then I'm going to do my best to set a record.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:15:00 2017 No.17023280 >>17023261 >and nobody's been able to handle more than a glass of her homebrewed stuff. I'm getting Frozen Throne flashbacks. Bring the Brewmaster!

Anonymous Sun May 14 23:15:22 2017 No.17023283

>>17023256
>>17023261
Would make for a cute story.
>Anon is drinking buddies with a big burly Oni who works construction/some physical job that keeps her fit
>She's a cheery, everywoman kinda girl, and they hit it off great, go drinking every night to end the day
>So comfortable with her he forgets she's even a monstergirl
>On the way home from a particularly rowdy and heavily drinking night, he notices how hot she is though still doesn't have the idea that she's a walking tank powered by FUKK in mind
>Asks her into his apartment, she is only minimally flustered yet smiles and agrees
>things progress, but as each step from making out to taking off clothes to getting thrown onto the bed happens he realizes he may have gotten in over his head and fully remembers she regularly does the work of a construction crane each day with nothing but her own muscular body
>that's when she treats him tenderly but not TOO tenderly in bed to relieve his fears and only lightly teases him for thinking she'd actually obliterate his pelvis
>in the afterglow alls happy until she grins and says '...on the first date, anyway.'

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:15:26 2017 No.17023284 >>17023261 Cue the training montage of me drinking beer and occasionally puking my guts out, but still having the determination to keep going. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK4gv11PTI8

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:15:28 2017 No.17023285 >>17023245 It's not so much plundering as reaching just a teeny tiny way in and toggling your cum switch. Why would you deny your waifu that?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:15:34 2017 No.17023286 >>17023274 NOT IF I SET IT FIRST! Please take a picture of her face when I drink my third glass. Because I'm sure as hell not going to remember what she looked like.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:16:20 2017 No.17023289 >>17023003 >I'm incredibly insecure about romance with a guy my own age so I have to turn him into a little kid to feel better about myself. No, no, and a thousand times no.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:17:47 2017 No.17023296 >>17023121 I'd love a big, buff monster girl like that. Even if I'm tall and not a shota.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:19:25 2017 No.17023304 >>17023296 The good thing about monstergirls is that you can imagine them being tall even for a tall man

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:20:08 2017 No.17023306 >>17023304 Hence the 7ft thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:20:26 2017 No.17023308 File: 268 KB, 700x537, 1436928927844.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17023283 Not gonna lie, big, tough Oni acting like softies in bed with you is a real soft spot for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:20:56 2017 No.17023311 >>17023306 i prefer 10ft >tfw 5'6

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:22:10 2017 No.17023316 >>17023311 Fifteen is my ceiling.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:23:11 2017 No.17023319 >>17023311 >tfw 6'5 I hope monster girls wouldn't be intimidated by tall guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:23:21 2017 No.17023321 File: 694 KB, 1175x1022, aggressive maids.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you find a gasmask, radiation pills, and a disassembled AK-74 in your kiki's room What would you do?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:24:04 2017 No.17023326 >>17023321 Tell her to stop moving my keys

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:24:42 2017 No.17023328 >>17023321 Show her my Mosin

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:25:34 2017 No.17023331 >>17023321 Begin playing Bandit Radio.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:25:36 2017 No.17023332 >>17023321 Pour her some bourbon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:25:42 2017 No.17023333 >>17023319 Why would they? One of the strongest species is a loli species. Height is not that relevant to them in that aspect.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:26:47 2017 No.17023334 >>17023321 Tie her to a chair, put the gasmask on her and make it so the only air she can breathe is heavily laced with aphrodisiacs. Than just leave her there.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:27:12 2017 No.17023337 >>17023333 I don't know, maybe all the guys in MGEland are short so meeting a tall guy would be a bizarre experience for them.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:27:31 2017 No.17023339 >>17023316 >15ft you, i like you

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:29:11 2017 No.17023342 >>17023321 Reassemble the 74, sell it, then replace it with a FAL that saw service in Rhodesia.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:29:44 2017 No.17023343 File: 383 KB, 751x899, tumblr_opz4h1QDpY1sowec6o1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guess which is the imouto and which is the nee-san

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:31:09 2017 No.17023349 >>17023343 dont care just want the big one

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:31:55 2017 No.17023352 >>17023337 >portal opens, oni and amazon girls come over, excited to find some human boys to be their little spoons >they get hit on by guys their size and are to flustered to do anything

Anonymous Sun May 14 23:33:18 2017 No.17023360

>That flash of pure seething rage and jealousy that flashes across your Anubis waifu's when your son, HER legal step-son, accidentally calls THE PHARAOH 'Mom'.
>That moment you realize that, come to think of it, he's never once called your waifu that in all the years that you've been married to her.
>TFW you look over and see your waifu sitting there in her business wear, grinding her teeth when the Pharaoh, being a GOD INCARNATE, should have rightly rebuked him for his slip of the tongue, but instead just laughs at him cheekily and keeps whooping his ass in Smash Bros.
>TFW you try to comprehend the emotional state of a monster that felt that someone else was being more of a mother to one of her children than she was. Even while surrounded by her daughters and two other stepsons who were trying to talk her ear off.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:33:26 2017 No.17023361 >>17023352 Sounds bad

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:34:28 2017 No.17023364 >>17023321 I don't like kikis, I don't have one.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:35:23 2017 No.17023369 >>17023360 After rereading this a few times I am still unable to decode this mess.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:36:03 2017 No.17023372 >>17023369 Basically >Anubisfag greentext

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:36:19 2017 No.17023373 >>17023121 Big bad Dragons are kidnapping villagers! Won't someone save us?!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:37:16 2017 No.17023381 File: 1.08 MB, 1788x2300, 1423065629725.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17023373 Fear not cute hunk!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:37:48 2017 No.17023382 >>17023369 A tale of 3 mothers, I guess. Odd fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:38:16 2017 No.17023383 >>17023373 >ywn be tied to a pole and offered to a dragon MG as a snackrifice

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:39:23 2017 No.17023387 >>17023226 I want that Oni to regale me with her time spent as an adventurer/mercenary. Like the time she wrestled a Wurm into submission, or fought off an entire tribe of P'Orcs with one hand tied behind her back!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:39:45 2017 No.17023392 >>17023373 Call THE WALL.

Anonymous Sun May 14 23:42:05 2017 No.17023400
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>>17023373
>Sounds like you're in a bit of trouble.
>I could help you out, but it's not gonna be cheap.
>No bargaining either, unless you chuck in that cute boy living around her, the one with the blonde hair. Then maybe I can lower my price.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:42:07 2017 No.17023401 >>17023387 Do you make a cheeky comment on how her massive bust must have gotten in the way of her swings and grapples?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:43:23 2017 No.17023407 >>17023343 I want the big one to choke me out, with either her arms or her thighs

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:44:16 2017 No.17023408 >>17023392 >Have "Rock" as my middle name It's time? I feel like my dragon waifu would have way too much fun with me

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:46:03 2017 No.17023415 >>17023408 IF YA SMEEEELLLLL

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:46:24 2017 No.17023416 >>17023003 Image search isn't coughing up anything. Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:47:02 2017 No.17023419 >>17023343 I want the big one to suck me off until I come like a horse. And then I want her to forcibly inseminate the small one with her semen-covered tongue.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:48:24 2017 No.17023423 >>17023419 Well now that's a new one

Anonymous Sun May 14 23:49:02 2017 No.17023427

>>17023003
Yesterday I was reading some old X-Men and Magneto captured the heroes, locked them up in chairs that scrambled their nervous systems leaving them with the coordination of 6-month-olds and then had a Nanny Robot take care of them.
I have no more shame.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:49:49 2017 No.17023429 File: 398 KB, 850x592, 1482121846550.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17023415 We puroresu now?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:50:09 2017 No.17023431 >>17023427 That actually happened in an american comic? The fuck?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:52:19 2017 No.17023435 >>17023429 Where is she getting all that cream?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:52:31 2017 No.17023436 >>17023431 The Chris Claremont run on X-Men is all about him flaunting his fetishes. The dominatrix with psychic powers who mind-rapes people is lovely.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:52:32 2017 No.17023437 >>17023431 Old comic books are weird. Like that one where Batman and Supes cried as they watched two alien worm things have weird alien worm sex.

Anonymous Sun May 14 23:53:02 2017 No.17023439
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Sometimes a little cow-lick is all that stops a girl from being evil, wearing ass capes, and harassing little Wurms in their efforts to smoke out a Wendigo and find their missing parts.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:53:43 2017 No.17023443 >>17023439 How curiously specific.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:55:15 2017 No.17023449 >>17023439 >e cow-lick whenever i see that word all i can think about is a bunch of holsts minos and hakutaku holding me down and licking me mercilessly non stop

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:55:44 2017 No.17023451 >>17023436 Okay, that does hit most of my buttons too. >>17023437 I heard that the silver age was weird, but I didn't realize how weird.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:58:03 2017 No.17023459 >>17023449 >cows molesting your hair

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:58:17 2017 No.17023460 >>17023449 Cows do enjoy a good salt lick. Getting their daily values of minerals and SE.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 23:59:08 2017 No.17023461 >>17023459 not just hair, all over

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:00:14 2017 No.17023467 >>17023003 If it's my waifu, yeah. Or if it would get a girl I like to like me back. I'd sacrifice a lot more than my age if it meant not being alone.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:01:25 2017 No.17023470 >>17023443 One has to be specific lest they want to be vague.

Anonymous Mon May 15 00:02:22 2017 No.17023473

>>17023449
>Most people think it's just some weird thing with your hairline.
>It's actually the result of some mysterious, fuck huge mino that has ambushed you EVERY SINGLE DAY since you were wee lad to aggressively lick your face and dash away with surprising speed and agility before anyone's the wiser.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:05:24 2017 No.17023479 >>17023473 >when you're asleep she sneaks into your room on a cowprint kunoichi garb and licks your hair without waking you >she then kisses you on the lips and jumps out your window with the grace of a drunken cow

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:05:59 2017 No.17023481 >>17023321 Is that a mercenary kiki?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:08:51 2017 No.17023487 >>17023479 >She does all this without making a sound, all while being at least nine feet tall and built like a brick shithouse.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:09:03 2017 No.17023489 >>17023479 >cowprint kunoichi garb I'm going to pretend to be asleep for hours just so I can molest her while she wears that. I hope she doesn't rape me too hard afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:09:25 2017 No.17023491 >>17023003 Is she a lamia? I'm not seeing this on exhentai whether I search for lamia or monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:10:19 2017 No.17023495 >>17023489 Need to see a cow ninja, or just a kunoichi in cowprint garb. Now.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:11:38 2017 No.17023501 File: 2.55 MB, 1488x2105, 1482770124610.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >that awkward moment when you accidentally call your teacher cow "mom" >some people laugh, but she doesn't say anything, she just flashes you her bedroom eyes

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:13:51 2017 No.17023509 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember to do your extra credit with Haku Taku sensei!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:15:04 2017 No.17023512 >>17023487 She sounds perfect.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:15:17 2017 No.17023513 >>17023501 When I tried it in Undertale it just got really awkward.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:16:08 2017 No.17023516 >>17023509 >remember to do your extra credit hope that means her amazon positioning me

Anonymous Mon May 15 00:16:56 2017 No.17023520

>>17023501
>Called a Kaku "mom" once
>She started crying
>Turns out she's been trying to find a husband and start a family for a while now, with no luck
>After school she chloroformed me and dragged me to her tiny apartment
>"Take responsibility!" She demands after waking me up but before violently raping me
>She does this over the weekend, and stops once it's a school day

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:17:27 2017 No.17023523 >>17023509 What does "extra credit" mean?

Anonymous Mon May 15 00:18:35 2017 No.17023529

>Harpy: "Say, why is it we get ignored so much by MGE fan artists?"

>Black Harpy: "I say its all these feathers, we're hard to draw well."

>Harpy: "Oh, that makes sense."

>Black Harpy: "I mean what other reason could there be? We're awesome, especially me."

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:18:36 2017 No.17023530 >>17023523 It's when you get credit for the things you weren't able to do before.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:19:05 2017 No.17023535 >>17023530 I don't understand, could you explain further?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:19:24 2017 No.17023536 >>17023523 More work for better grades and gpa.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:20:06 2017 No.17023543 >>17023529 Wings are a bitch to draw.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:20:33 2017 No.17023546 >>17023529 Fucking stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:21:05 2017 No.17023548 >>17023546 Eurofags, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:22:09 2017 No.17023553 >>17023546 >being this upset An emotional little bitch like you wouldn't last a day in prison.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:22:28 2017 No.17023554 Is an anon and his waifu destined to meet, or does he control who he ends up being married to? I'd like to imagine/hope that mamono mana will have whatever girl is perfect for an anon be naturally attracted to him.

Anonymous Mon May 15 00:23:50 2017 No.17023558

I had an interesting idea the idea other day, and it ended up becoming a short story,so I thought I would post it here to see what you anons thought. Fair warning, I'm not a good writer.

1/?

Just another normal day, you spend your entire time online wasting your life away between vidya, fapping, and the occasional shitposting on 4chan, particularly in the /jp/ monster girl threads, always going on about how you would love to be an anubis's plaything, pampering her and whatnot. You go through your normal routine of fapping to her and falling asleep hugging your body pillow wishing that it was her. After what was a bizarre dream, something you couldn't make sense of, you wake up and find yourself not in your room, but in small little shack. As you start to move around a bit more, you become increasingly nervous.

"What happened last night? Where am I?" you ask yourself.

You begin to make your way outside, and you find yourself near an oasis in the middle of a desert. Full panic begins to set it as you are wondering what the hell happened and how you're supposed to get back home, and there doesn't appear to be anyone nearby. After grabbing a canteen that you found in shack you begin to make your way through the desert, along a small river that connected to the oasis. You need to find civilization quick, or you risk starving out here, as you have no knowledge of how to survive in a desert. Several hours pass by, and you finally begin to see something in the distance, some sort of ruins that resembled something out of Egypt. Out of curiosity, you make your way closer, maybe hoping that people would be nearby. As you approach these ruins, you see someone or something. You can't believe your eyes!

"Is that a sphinx?" you ask yourself. "She looks a bit like the one from the monster girl encyclopedia."

What was desperation and fear turned into excitement.

"If these are ruins and there's a sphinx outside, then there must be an anubis inside! I can finally be with the girl of my dreams! All I need to do is find a way past the sphinx then all my dreams will come true!” you say to yourself.

You keep yourself out of sight from the sphinx, planning on how you’ll sneak past her and make your way inside the ruins. After that extensive planning on how you’ll sneak past her, you make your move. You proceed slowly and quietly as to not disturb the sleeping sphinx. You heart begins pounding as you make your way closer to the ruins, and before you know it, you’re at the entrance.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:24:12 2017 No.17023559 >>17023554 Our hearts aren't pawns of fate.

Anonymous Mon May 15 00:25:48 2017 No.17023568

>>17023558
2/3

“Oh my god, I can’t believe this!” you whisper.

Then all of a sudden, BAM! You get hit upside the head, knocking you to the ground. As you turn around to see what hit you, it was a lamia looking at you with seductive eyes.

“Wanting a piece of the treasure inside, did you? Well, after I’m done with you I’m going to be the only treasure you need!” She said with hungry eyes.

You protest, “get away from you ugly snake bitch!”

“How rude! You’re going to be punished for that” she says as she tightens her grip on you making it a bit difficult to breathe, enough so that you think twice about speaking up again.

The two of you make your way to her home, and from there, you weren’t at all surprised at what came next. She had her way with you for what would be the entire night, well into the early morning hours. Both of you exhausted at that point, you both pass out with her coiled around you. You manage to wake up before her the following morning, but with her tightly wrapped around you, you had no way to escape. Every time you struggled, the tighter she gripped you. You had to choice but to accept your position, waiting for her to wake up. An hour or so passes by and she finally wakes up with a smile on her face.

Bluntly, you say “Can I leave now?”

Her smile quickly turns to an annoyed frown, “No. You’re mine from now until all eternity, so you better get used to me.”

You do your best to explain to her that you just want be with an anubis, that you’ve always dreamed of being with one. Nothing you say to her is changing her mind it appears as she says “You know, that’s sort of sick of you to lust after another woman when you’re already married!”

“Married? What are you talking about” you retort.

“Oh don’t play dumb,” she says flatly.

There was no way of this situation it appeared. You were going to hers whether you liked it or not, and you made sure to remind her every day that you did not like her one bit. You’ve always hated snakes, and you hated her even more from ripping your dreams of being with an anubis right from under your feet. She never let you outside, or at least, she never would let you do anywhere by yourself. If you were leaving her house, she had to go with you everywhere. It was clear she didn’t trust you one bit. Months pass, and you still dread your situation.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:25:58 2017 No.17023569 >>17023554 If you bang atropos, clothos, and lachesis you could probably work something out. Particularly atropos.

Anonymous Mon May 15 00:26:17 2017 No.17023571

>>17023535
Say you were falling behind in genetics. If you could show some other way, besides the class work, to show that you understand the material, you could earn extra credit to make up those points. Maybe you could complete a project showing how genetics are used to create life? Of course, you would need some assistance.
>[lewd brainy cow noises intensify]

Anonymous Mon May 15 00:27:45 2017 No.17023575
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>>17023568

3/3

One day though, your snake bitch wife says to you, “I want to take you on a double date with my mindflayer friend.”

You quickly reply with, “go to hell.”

“Maybe I didn’t make it clear, we’re going there whether you like it or not,” she says.

Before you know it, evening had come, and you were getting ready for this retarded date. The two of you arrive at your snake bitch’s friend’s house. You introduce yourself to the mindflayer. You were never too interested in the chaos girls back in your normal world, and never took the time to read up on them, but they all seemed to have eerily, creepy smiles. You wondered where the mindflayer’s husband was as you didn’t see him around, but you didn’t care enough to ask. The three of you spent the night drinking in her living room, watching some shitty romantic movie, so you took it upon yourself to get drunk to make the night go quickly hopefully. You normally could get a few beers down with no issue, but for some reason after only two drinks, you found yourself losing yourself to the alcohol’s influence, and it wasn’t long before you blanked out. You wake up back at your wife’s house with your lovely wife coiled around you, and with a bit of déjà vu the situation you found yourself it reminded of you the first time you were together, screwing each other passionately the day you met and waking up in her warm, protective coils. Your beautiful lamia wife wakes up at about the same time you do, and with a smile the two of you proceed to kiss and declare your love for each other.

You ask her what happened last night; you were too drunk to remember, but she says “nothing much, you just got drunk and after the movie finished I took you back home.”

Your wife always looked out for your best interests and took care of you so well, “I’m so lucky to be with her” you think to yourself.

She was always so kind, caring, loving, and funny, you name it. Not like some stuck up anubis bitch. You were so glad she saved you from being captured by that whore when you were stumbling into those ruins your first day here. As you finish your kiss with you wife and hold onto each other, you knew all was right in this world and that you would live a long and happy life with your gorgeous lamia wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:28:44 2017 No.17023579 >>17023571 Study cows noises need some fleshing out.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:29:49 2017 No.17023584 >>17023575 >>17023568 >>17023558 >not willingly marrying the snake it's shit tom

Anonymous Mon May 15 00:30:04 2017 No.17023585

>>17023554
I like to believe that the creation of my waifu in my head isn't just random happenstance and personal preference, part of me hopes that we're communicating with each other somehow over a tiny cosmic connection.

Of course I'd believe that we'll be together if/when monstergirls become real, that power is too strong to ignore.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:30:28 2017 No.17023589 >>17023579 i imagine it would still be moos

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:31:10 2017 No.17023592 Would Testosterone be the 3DPD equivalent of human Spirit Energy? >Men have the ability to make larger quantities >Available in the blood (pre-DL) and in ejaculstions (post-DL) >women naturally have a much lower level

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:32:30 2017 No.17023596 >>17023584 Everyone has their own tastes anon. Some guys like sneks, some don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:33:40 2017 No.17023600 >>17023516 Well, you are studying the reproductive process

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:34:07 2017 No.17023602 >>17023589 Lewd, but more sage-like moos? Or just something grazing on speech through moos?

Anonymous Mon May 15 00:35:54 2017 No.17023606

>That awkward moment when you're just trying to have a beer with your granddad at the Legion Hall, but all the old Monster Vets, some of them old enough to have served in WW1, are very blatantly hitting on you.
>That even MORE awkward moment when he gets up to piss and doesn't come back, and you suddenly realize this was his plan all along.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:37:05 2017 No.17023609 >>17023529 Just like foxes, they are too generic. Take any pic of harpy if you want harpies

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:38:24 2017 No.17023615 >>17023606 Seems pops is still pissed I drank all his cider at 9. Bit much to leave me at the mercy of a bunch of Ushis, Wurms, and other trench warfare suited monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:41:10 2017 No.17023628 >>17023606 >ywn serve on the zipangu front trenches with the 1st Minotaur Heavy Armour regiment MGs would look good in putees

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:41:21 2017 No.17023630 >>17023501 >Pardon my rudeness, but I don't think where this is going is legal. >Can we get back to the history lesson?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:42:33 2017 No.17023637 >>17023628 >you will never drop two nukes over Zipangu while a Dragon gives you the best blowjob in your life

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:43:08 2017 No.17023642 >>17023529 Which harpy style is generally preferred? >Wings with claw like hands on the end (KC Harpy) >Wings with thumb but no more (Crab Harpy) >Wings with no decerible hand (KC Jubjub)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:43:35 2017 No.17023646 >>17023615 Hey, at least he liked you enough to introduce you to some good people. Your faggot-haired, bitch boy bishounen older brother who cries all the time? He's not gonna be so lucky.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:43:59 2017 No.17023647 Is it ok for monstergirl daughterus to go naked around the house? Surely there won't be any problems if it's just her father seeing her naked, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:44:32 2017 No.17023653 >>17023647 No. Her auntie worked hard on that dress.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:45:15 2017 No.17023658 >>17023646 >He's not gonna be so lucky. He'll get dropped off at an alp pride convention, and nobody will believe he's not actually going to alp sometime soon.

Anonymous Mon May 15 00:45:21 2017 No.17023660
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>All these people against AR
But what if shotas are the perfect size for her to wrap around you?

Source is no source, it's just a preview for this month's comic unreal. Gotta wait for scans/digital rip unless you can afford shipping from amazon japan. Mikocon is basically dead/hiatus so I can't even wait for their "sooner" scans.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:45:25 2017 No.17023661 >>17023646 He already Alped after attending college and ran off to join antifa instead of getting a job.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:46:28 2017 No.17023666 >>17023647 As much as I'd love me and my waifu being nude in our house, I can not allow my daughter to do or see that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:47:32 2017 No.17023673 >>17023637 >MG WW2 >not MG WW1 I remember when those gremlins intoduced the first land battleships to break the Zipangu stalemate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuhG98QFQ7M

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:48:06 2017 No.17023677 >>17023660 The fuck is AR? And shota a shit

Anonymous Mon May 15 00:49:26 2017 No.17023684

>>17023647
I'd say so anon, though my opinion on that may not mean much to you. Whether it's fully naked with all her bits on display or just her normal cotton or latex bra and panties, I wouldn't have much of a problem with my daughteru doing that if it made her feel comfy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:50:09 2017 No.17023687 >>17023628 No one looks good in putees.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:50:23 2017 No.17023689 >>17023673 I remember when those Apophi discovered and synthesized mustard gas. The smell and cries of pain haunt me to this day.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:52:52 2017 No.17023701 >>17023321 >Ignore it for the time being >While she's making dinner, sneak up behind her >Whisper into her ear >"Blowout soon, stalker."

Anonymous Mon May 15 00:55:07 2017 No.17023714
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>>17023642
KC does some pretty soft and fluffy wings and hands on the end sound pretty neat
if i didn't already have a waifu one of his birds would've swept me off my feet

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:56:15 2017 No.17023718 >>17023714 She can serenade me any time.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:57:21 2017 No.17023724 >>17023689 >tfw you think that ushi one the corner is just wearing her seal as usual >tfw you find out she lost her eye in the Great War to artillery shrapnel >tfw she uses her war stories to try and seduce you

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:57:28 2017 No.17023725 >>17023718 I'd ask her if she's a free bird

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:58:24 2017 No.17023734 >>17023724 Scars are sexy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 00:59:19 2017 No.17023739 >>17023725 Ceratainly a hot chick.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:00:16 2017 No.17023741 >>17023724 Isn't regeneration one of their gimmicks?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:01:10 2017 No.17023746 >>17023724 >>17023701 >>17023673 >>17023637 Stop ruining war with MGs.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:01:32 2017 No.17023748 >>17023714 >NIPPLE SPIKES

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:01:59 2017 No.17023751 >>17023741 Maybe her regen factor's a dud? Or perhaps it can't restore or regrow lost parts.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:02:31 2017 No.17023754 >>17023746 Fuck you, Grigori.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:03:28 2017 No.17023757 >>17023746 It's basically paintball mixed with capture the flag these days anyway. Everyone's spilling DE everywhere, and human field medics either patch them up or get captured by the opposing team until the other one routes a comeback.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:04:23 2017 No.17023763 File: 545 KB, 816x1142, dceced7186e6a6824ad8436fb51602f6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Vamps have the best smiles.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:05:31 2017 No.17023766 >>17023741 why would she, she knows scars are sexy and so are her war stories from the mountain battles from the later years of the war

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:08:07 2017 No.17023775 >>17023748 i want to play with them

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:08:16 2017 No.17023776 >>17023766 That's the same reason why some girls need glasses right? Because they know men enjoy the nearsighted moe.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:08:40 2017 No.17023779 >>17023776 bingo

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:11:55 2017 No.17023791 Loli Whitehorn sleeping on a couch.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:13:32 2017 No.17023797 >>17023775 Cuddling up next to her while she serenades you sounds heavenly. Would she be okay with you flicking them while she's singing?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:14:03 2017 No.17023800 >>17023791 a better idea, sleeping on the back of a big whitehorn

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:15:03 2017 No.17023804 https://exhentai.org/g/1061978/50f089ed42/ You aren't a dirty slut are you anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:16:06 2017 No.17023810 >>17023800 How aboit an anon sleeping against a big WH and her little sister in a heartwarming way?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:19:55 2017 No.17023823 File: 70 KB, 700x1000, 49262753_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You like fish?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:20:31 2017 No.17023824 >>17023804 I thought it was going to be that horrendous amahara art. Pleasant surprise, at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:21:47 2017 No.17023829 At least monsters don't have to follow real species of animal. Take the horned lizard for example, I don't really want a lizard woman that can shoot blood form her eye. Or that one bird that makes it's nest out of its own spit

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:21:51 2017 No.17023830 >>17023754 >Fuck you, Guy Who Is Obsessed With Merging MGs With War You're a special kind of retarded. And don't give that faggot the satisfaction of being a bogeyman.

Anonymous Mon May 15 01:22:49 2017 No.17023835

>>17023658
>He manages to escape.
>Makes it home, to your parent's house and immediately starts livestreaming about your 'psycho grandpa' and the rest of your 'problematic family' and your 'microagressions'.
>Somewhere in, in the midust of all this, SOMETHING kicks down his door, hard enough that it flies across the dark room and through the window.
>In walks a massive, old Salamander, covered in muscle, scars and marine tattoos, wearing a campaign cover and holding a big damned duffel bag.
>She takes a big, theatrical whiff of the air and smiles with demented glee.
>"I smell COMMUNISM..."
>All this is happening while a bunch of gentle-monsterly killing-machines from three generations ago are charming their way into your heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:25:16 2017 No.17023842 >>17023823 She looks like a pretty modest catch.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:26:08 2017 No.17023845 >>17023677 Given the context, I'd say "Age Regression" is probably what is meant here by AR.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:28:07 2017 No.17023853 >>17023714 Remember she literally eats fragrances (including manly smells).

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:29:11 2017 No.17023856 >>17023829 Would the lizard species still do that thing where they do push-ups when the sun rises? I always thought that was cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:31:39 2017 No.17023863 >>17023804 I'm a fucking whore, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:32:08 2017 No.17023866 >>17023829 >I don't really want a lizard woman that can shoot blood form her eye. Fag.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:32:59 2017 No.17023869 >tfw daughteru will never crawl onto your lap for nipple tickle time

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:35:20 2017 No.17023879 >>17023869 don't be weird bro

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:36:16 2017 No.17023881 >>17023879 Way too late for that my dude

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:36:40 2017 No.17023882 >>17023829 Can Komodo Dragons still lay "fertile" eggs without sex whatsoever? It would allow virgin, milf, CCs to be a thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:37:35 2017 No.17023884 >>17023684 >latex bra and panties That sounds stuffy as hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:38:34 2017 No.17023887 >>17023866 Why would you want that? What would be the benefit of squirting blood, she has no predators anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:39:48 2017 No.17023892 >>17023869 True suffering, anon. >>17023884 More sweaty than stuffy, but she'd like it that way.

Anonymous Mon May 15 01:40:38 2017 No.17023897

The Mamono Lord is about to abdicate, after a tournament some monster girls have risen as candidates by being the most powerful monsters. Who will succeed her will be dependant on a final test, they must convince someone from another universe to vote for them, and said someone is YOU. Here are the candidates:

Lilim:
> Become her adopted son as Mamono Lord, making you a prince among all monsters
> Become an extremely powerful Incubus
> You become the next Mamono Lord after she abdicates or dies

Inari:
> Become the Lord of Zipangu
> Mansion staffed with every Zipangu MG you like
> Become her husband
> As Mamono Lord she will become a Ten Tailed Inari, opening unknown and new possibilities never seen

Salamander:
> You become the Supreme Commander of the Mamono Army, naturally that means any MG in the army is yours to waifu
> You get the power to automatically defeat and be husband worthy to any monster girl that have standards of requiring a strong husband
> Become her apprentice and be trained by her personally, making your potential blossom to the point you can surpass her

Jinko:
> Become irresistible to any MG with abs
> The power to make any MG muscular

Hellhound:
> Every unmarried MG, no matter which, will see you as an adorable cutie she must protect her smile as her husband, even MGs with an aversion to weak men like Lizardmans
> The power to summon at will any MG race to fuck her
> The power to create a country sized mamono realm like Wonderland, where you make the rules

Valkyrie:
> Become the Chief God

Who do you vote for?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:42:50 2017 No.17023903 >>17023897 >> As Mamono Lord she will become a Ten Tailed Inari, opening unknown and new possibilities never seen Is this the gateway to the mofuverse?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:44:03 2017 No.17023907 >>17023897 The idea of becoming chief god so I can help the Mamono Lord is very tempting.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:45:24 2017 No.17023910 File: 48 KB, 640x360, 1494827124948.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17023897 Do I have any other alternatives?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:46:24 2017 No.17023912 >>17023897 >tournament to determine the The Mamono Lord's successor >Become the Chief God Shit makes no sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:46:35 2017 No.17023914 >>17023897 None of these are Kobolds or my waifu, so none will get my vote unless they can introduce us or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:48:21 2017 No.17023919 >>17023897 Lilims sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:48:39 2017 No.17023920 >>17023824 As if Rebis is any better.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:48:41 2017 No.17023921 >>17023897 Inari

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:48:49 2017 No.17023922 >>17023897 Jinko, not even a fucking question

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:49:13 2017 No.17023927 >>17023897 >No Slime >No Undead >all memes poor list

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:52:04 2017 No.17023938 >>17023927 >all memes Just leave already, Monsoon.

Anonymous Mon May 15 01:52:07 2017 No.17023939

>>17023914
Kobold:
The entire world is encased in a tight latex suit.
Everything.
You'll walk your latex-covered waifu on the latex-covered concrete while your latex-covered shoes slide on the latex-covered water.
This is the normal global culture now, nobody thinks the worse or considers not covering everything in latex.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:53:14 2017 No.17023944 Which girls are the best for protecting their cowardly husbands who can't sleep at night?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:53:48 2017 No.17023947 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:54:02 2017 No.17023948 >>17023944 Holsts. Salamanders. Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:55:18 2017 No.17023956 >>17023939 >Danukis chuckling while adjusting their Vandaley Industries business cards

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:55:21 2017 No.17023957 >>17023939 That's actually really lame anon, there's no variety. Wearing latex is made infinitely nicer when it feels fresh and new after not wearing it for a time.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 01:59:33 2017 No.17023973 >>17023957 Plus wearing it long enough will cause it to fuse with your skin and require surgery to remove it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 02:00:20 2017 No.17023975 >>17023973 Now that's just really not cool anon, transformation is the worst.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 02:01:41 2017 No.17023983 >>17023975 >transformation No, it's a real thing that can happen if you wear something or are against something long enough. It's happened before with clothing and an instance with a toilet.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 02:03:03 2017 No.17023990 >>17023983 Well then. The more you know. That's still pretty messed up anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 02:06:52 2017 No.17024000 >>17023897 I'll go with Inari here.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 02:11:30 2017 No.17024020 File: 160 KB, 936x1399, qeYSL8A-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 02:11:45 2017 No.17024021 >>17023897 >Vote Lilim >You can marry ANY monster girl due to your power >Marry the lowest lowest level girl

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 02:12:47 2017 No.17024026 >>17024020 >"Ay brah, got any more of dem monster girls?"

Anonymous Mon May 15 02:13:13 2017 No.17024030

>>17023983
I remember once in either the Guiness book of world records on in Ripley's believe it or not there was some Indian guy who held his arm up with a clenched fist for like 30 or more years or something and his fingers fused into his hand and shit among other weird physical changes from holding that position with that arm for so long

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 02:14:31 2017 No.17024033 >>17024030 https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-d7fefbdbe868070f436f52cced92df20

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 02:15:45 2017 No.17024038 File: 94 KB, 886x742, bN5CysY-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17024026 He's a /fa/g, not a surfer druggie, you Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 02:17:04 2017 No.17024041 I want to hide all the rocks so Wurm-chan has nothing left to eat!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 02:18:05 2017 No.17024042 >>17024033 Yeaaaah thats that nyugga Power to em

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 02:18:10 2017 No.17024043 >>17024041 They eat gems. They're like jolly ranchers or starbursts to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 02:18:47 2017 No.17024047 Give me all the wurms

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 02:19:36 2017 No.17024049 File: 334 KB, 1500x1870, beEWo6Q-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17024047 How about a bunch of lolis instead?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 02:20:37 2017 No.17024056 >>17024047 You're not licensed for handling that amount of Wurms.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 02:27:17 2017 No.17024074 >>17024056 Can one handle an equal amount of Ryu without a license?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 02:36:17 2017 No.17024097 Not sure if this question is on topic, but I've been catching up on MonMusu and have been noticing that it's a lot less lewd now. Did something happen with crab to cause this change? Is there some weird new Japanese laws?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 02:39:12 2017 No.17024101 >>17024097 The nips are outlawing lewd. Anyone found in possession of any handholding material will be publically executed.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 02:40:14 2017 No.17024103 >>17024101 publicly*

Anonymous Mon May 15 02:42:52 2017 No.17024107

>>17023897
M8 valkyrie is the fucking way to go. As the new chief god I alter humanity to be equal ( or at least they can be with training) with monsters. Apparently the problem with the whole monsters only births was that monsters are stronger than humans on every level. Now monsters can have human sons. I will work with the demon lord to create an ideal world for humans and monsters alike. Since I'm the chief god the Order is mine to control, so I'll tell them to focus on eliminating evil and training a new generation of humans to do whatever the hell I want. Seriously you literally become a god, and you helped the new demon lord get her job, so she'll be grateful, and she has to do what I say anyway because she's a fucking valkyrie. This is the humanity wins and we get to keep the waifus option.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 02:45:20 2017 No.17024118 >>17024107 This is the best way to go

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 02:45:39 2017 No.17024121 >>17024097 >it's a lot less lewd now. and its enraging, he needs to get back to lewdness

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 02:50:01 2017 No.17024136 >>17024121 I only feel sorry for the lolis in his series. Papi is the only girl who never turned into a big ara ara woman like the other lolis did. EMG is banned in sabbath meetings

Anonymous Mon May 15 02:52:44 2017 No.17024144
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>>17024136
yeah, i hate loli, big girls for me, or at least ones my size, and careful anon, EMG will cause some autistic screeching to occur one the part of a handful of autists

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 02:55:20 2017 No.17024154 >>17024144 >filename Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 03:08:06 2017 No.17024202 >>17024097 I think if you pinpoint the moment it started to happen, it's about when it was clear that the anime was a success.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 03:19:15 2017 No.17024235 >>17024202 damn normies

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 03:21:05 2017 No.17024241 >>17022008 Best genki species? >>17022015 Black Harpy finally has a picture worthy of her great profile Crow Tengus are washed up now

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 03:22:33 2017 No.17024248 File: 351 KB, 870x613, 14374438943.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love crabman's party Owls.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 03:23:46 2017 No.17024256 >>17024248 i am partial to his minotaurs designs

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 03:27:30 2017 No.17024274 >>17024248 Owls you say https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhKn46XVdVw

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 03:42:23 2017 No.17024342 >>17024235 >raunchy series gets popular raunchy anime with people liking the raunchy with the humor >whelp time to go less lewd How the hell did you come to that conclusion?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 03:43:00 2017 No.17024344 >>17024342 faggot producers/publishers?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 03:43:39 2017 No.17024348 >>17024274 This is why you don't give owls curry.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 03:44:21 2017 No.17024352 >>17024274 http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm31041407 Best kemofure MAD

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 03:46:51 2017 No.17024361 >>17024344 I find that hard to believe since EMG is published on a montly seinin magazine for adult readers.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 03:57:47 2017 No.17024413 >>17022015 Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" was never the same after the mamano influenced remake.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:02:47 2017 No.17024433 >>17022015 I hate birds. I don't know why but whenever I see a bird I get unreasonably irrated. The hatesex from a Black Harpy taunting me about me getting dominated and enjoying having sex with a group of animal I dislike would be unreal.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:06:33 2017 No.17024448 >>17022015 Stop taking my shiny things.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:07:16 2017 No.17024454 >>17024413 >guy trying to hide in a telephone booth with a gaggle of Black Harpies pressing up against and banging on the glass I'd watch it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:10:55 2017 No.17024470 You have the worst dream of your life. After waking up screaming feeling like you escaped death, your Waifu turns to look at you. How does she make you feel better?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:14:13 2017 No.17024482 >>17024470 >Demon She hypnotizes me back to sleep and then snuggles up to me and uses our contract to invade my dream and keep things comfy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:17:12 2017 No.17024497 You have the worst dream of your life. After waking up screaming feeling like you escaped death, your Waifu turns to look at you. How does she make you feel better?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:17:53 2017 No.17024500 >>17024497 >Demon She hypnotizes me back to sleep and then snuggles up to me and uses our contract to invade my dream and keep things comfy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:20:10 2017 No.17024508 >>17024470 lays on top of me, several hundred pounds of BEEF laying on top of you is a great way to ensure safety

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:21:08 2017 No.17024513 >>17024448 It's cool, eventually they'll add you to their collection too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:23:51 2017 No.17024524 >>17024470 >>17024482 >>17024497 >>17024500 The samefagging is strong here.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:29:27 2017 No.17024541 Anyone else seeing double posts?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:30:05 2017 No.17024543 You have the worst dream of your life. After waking up screaming feeling like you escaped death, your Waifu turns to look at you. How does she make you feel better?

Anonymous Mon May 15 04:32:02 2017 No.17024549

>>17024454
>at first you laugh at their inability to open a telephone booth door
>then you mock them as they mindlessly bang themselves against the reinforcement glass walls
>then you start getting flustered when they started grinding, pressing, and sliding their hot, sweaty bodies in every which way
>all the meanwhile while you were distracted you didn't notice a handful of them making something
>the look on your face when they made tools to pry you out of the booth was priceless

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:32:44 2017 No.17024554 >>17024524 It was either a glitch or someone reposting what I posted, because I only did that shit once. >>17024541 I am.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:33:14 2017 No.17024556 >>17024541 Same here, but I think any more is just people taking the piss rather than a website bug.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:33:58 2017 No.17024557 >>17024541 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:35:29 2017 No.17024559 >Demon She hypnotizes me back to sleep and then snuggles up to me and uses our contract to invade my dream and keep things comfy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:36:50 2017 No.17024563 >>17024559 Okay, you fuck off and stop using my comfy fantasy to shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:39:54 2017 No.17024574 >>17024513 That no Pickle Pee, that no Pump a rum.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:42:42 2017 No.17024583 File: 200 KB, 600x996, 5b85bd343965e87ed9823dc74f81faf3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are Nazis so perfect?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:43:56 2017 No.17024588 >>17024583 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:44:36 2017 No.17024589 >>17024583 10/10 would give musket dildo.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:44:46 2017 No.17024590 >>17024583 Because they're seen as a taboo and have extremely hot uniforms. I wouldn't mind an anubis cosplaying in a nazi uniform stepping on me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:45:02 2017 No.17024591 >>17024583 You seem to have gotten lost on your way to /pol/.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:45:20 2017 No.17024592 File: 1.07 MB, 1200x1697, 791ac2cd4089117f28af61656b26b222.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17024588 no u

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:46:04 2017 No.17024593 >>17024592 Great response there, I'm sure all the other kids on the playground think you're hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:47:50 2017 No.17024597 >>17024563 >Demon She hypnotizes me back to sleep and then snuggles up to me and uses our contract to invade my dream and keep things comfy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:48:01 2017 No.17024599 File: 248 KB, 952x1103, 4c8bdd8ff35ca953483bbedc542b7dbb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17024593 Do you have sand in your vagina or something? Why so irritable?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:50:27 2017 No.17024607 >>17024599 I'm in no mood to talk to people with shit taste in everything. Stop posting a boring human girl and post a REAL vampire girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:51:51 2017 No.17024610 >>17024607 >I'm a raging homosexual. Please post fat cock for me to salivate over. No.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:53:06 2017 No.17024614 >>17024610 >That spoiler What the fuck are you talking about? I'm talking about Seras. Gimme them actual vampire girl titties and not some fake knockoff vampire washboard.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:54:59 2017 No.17024617 >>17024614 no

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:55:23 2017 No.17024618 What would be a decent word to use for a Monster girls genitalia without outright saying vagina or some other meme phrase. I can't find a term that would flow well in writing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:57:06 2017 No.17024622 File: 1.23 MB, 800x1000, perfect in every way.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now seems about a great time to talk about daughterus. What did yours do for mother's day?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:57:55 2017 No.17024625 >>17024614 You w0t? She was just as vampire as Winkle. Vampires are not-even-cosplay tier mg anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:58:24 2017 No.17024626 >>17024618 Honeypot? I don't know, that's the first thing that came to mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 04:59:15 2017 No.17024629 >>17024625 Not really. All the Vampires in Millennium were fake Artificial Vampires. Seras was a genuine Vampire.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 05:00:43 2017 No.17024633 >>17024622 They banded together to give their mother a four course meal in bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 05:05:42 2017 No.17024643 >>17024626 Something classier perhaps? I can't figure out a way to put it without it sounding out of place.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 05:06:00 2017 No.17024644 File: 3.31 MB, 1920x1080, [CBM]_Hellsing_Ultimate_-_04_-_[1080p-AC3]_[7C3F2098].mkv_snapshot_44.36_[2016.06.20_22.21.31].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17024629 She's still hotter.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 05:11:53 2017 No.17024659 >>17024644 Incorrect.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 05:20:02 2017 No.17024669 File: 111 KB, 850x1020, C_2onkJUMAAVgrg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Say something nice about Otohime.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 05:22:06 2017 No.17024674 >>17024669 She gives me an answer to the "worst dragon" question that doesn't involve a hard decision.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 05:22:24 2017 No.17024675 >>17024669 I want you to have my babies?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 05:23:16 2017 No.17024676 >>17024669 Big, fat dragon tits.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 05:25:15 2017 No.17024685 >>17024669 A lower body away from perfection.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 05:29:53 2017 No.17024701 >>17024669 She's a good dancer, love the dress, big tits, Cute smile.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 06:21:36 2017 No.17024811 >>17024669 Half of her body isn't ugly as hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 06:24:09 2017 No.17024817 In what MGE environment would you prefer to live in? Demon realm, desert kingdom, undead kingdom, green demon realm, Royal Makai, etc.

Anonymous Mon May 15 06:25:29 2017 No.17024818

>>17024669
I want to be reborn as an innocent Zipanguese orphan so I can meet a Otohime and let her adopt me
Childhood in Ryugujo with an Otohime momster is the best possible life anyone could have
She would protect you from all the perverts living in the sea, not a single Kraken will dare soil your purity

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 06:33:04 2017 No.17024838 >>17024817 I'm torn between undead kingdom and a zipangu demon realm, both are fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 06:35:32 2017 No.17024840 >>17024838 I'm in the same boat as you but with Desert Kingdom included.

Anonymous Mon May 15 06:39:16 2017 No.17024844

>>17024685
>>17024811
I don't understand the hate for her lower half
It might not be arousing or sexually attractive but it doesn't stop it from being beautiful in a more abstract way
It also adds to her regal and classy look

>>17024674
The dragons are too different for there to be a worst one
Dragon Zombie is definitely the best though

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 06:39:46 2017 No.17024846 >>17024840 I'd pick the desert kingdom right away if it wasn't for the fact I can't stand the slightest bit of heat.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 06:41:59 2017 No.17024854 File: 213 KB, 1920x1080, 1494844919565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey guys, I think there might be something wrong with this dumbpire.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 06:43:03 2017 No.17024856 >>17024818 >not a single Kraken will dare soil your purity A duo of Krakens on the other hand

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 06:45:33 2017 No.17024865 >>17024854 Someone shopped her face, of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 06:46:35 2017 No.17024872 File: 1018 KB, 1599x2300, 62910750_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon May 15 06:49:53 2017 No.17024883

>>17024817
MGE2 has a lot of material about new regions
Snow region
Volcanic region
The Abyss
Mist Continent
Ryugujo

Depending on how creepy The Abyss is, I'll go with it or Ryugujo though all the regions are great and I'd be happy in any of them
Except the Volcanic region, it's too hot and full of aggressive species who don't care about consent

>>17024856
Your Otohime momster won't allow them to lay their perverted tentacles on you
Your innocence and smile will be kept intact

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 06:52:46 2017 No.17024893 >>17024854 She is from Australia

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 06:54:45 2017 No.17024896 File: 102 KB, 850x914, 1487411576003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Robottom.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 06:55:40 2017 No.17024901 >>17024896 I wanna toobee to sit on my face!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 07:13:09 2017 No.17024946 >>17024883 >The Abyss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3HPkXHxS_s

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 07:24:10 2017 No.17024957 >>17024946 >Mindflayer loli tells her parents she will go search for the sun >They live in The Abyss and light can't reach but they don't want to tell her >She comes back a few days later >She is dragging a shota with her >"I found it!"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 07:31:52 2017 No.17024974 >You'll never give one of those weirdo Elves that rape you while pretending to be the one being raped what she wants by going along with her and breaking her like a wild horse

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 07:35:27 2017 No.17024983 >>17024957 My heart beat slightly faster. Continue

Anonymous Mon May 15 07:41:53 2017 No.17025002

>>17024872
I know that staff's shape, this Anubis is a treator
Look at her flat chest and mediocre hips, she would look much better if she earned the blessing of fertility from the Pharaoh

>>17024896
>>17024901
Robutts are necessary parts for balance and mobility
They do not require any maintenance or further investigation, you both can move on

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 07:58:18 2017 No.17025054 >>17024817 Either green demon realm or a fancy order city. Those two seem like a good start to my adventure for waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 08:01:28 2017 No.17025066 Cum in your maid, that's how she gets paid!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 08:02:50 2017 No.17025070 >>17025066 Reminds me of the turbo-lewd hellound maid from earlier

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 08:04:02 2017 No.17025076 >>17025066 I wouln't mind fucking my maid.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 08:04:45 2017 No.17025080 File: 1.57 MB, 1152x1648, 1481414960438.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17024669 Sugar momma Dragon milk.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 08:05:56 2017 No.17025086 File: 317 KB, 781x1017, 1485009484485.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17024896

Anonymous Mon May 15 08:06:12 2017 No.17025088

>>17025054
>Order city
You are going to get indoctrinated and befriend a paladin-chan who will make sure you never ever get seducted by the evil monsters scourging the lands

>>17025076
That's what they all say and it always end up with a pregnant maid

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 08:12:34 2017 No.17025105 >>17024669 Tsunamis are no joke. Woe to the Order navies who tried to invade her territories.

Anonymous Mon May 15 08:14:34 2017 No.17025111

>>17025088
>"Anon, let's go on quests to slay monsters together!"
Fuck. I would try to hook her up with some other guy and poison their food with mamono fruits, see if they fall in love and monsterize so I can escape.

Also I would just fuck her a little bit, maybe only in the ass too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 08:16:42 2017 No.17025116 >>17025088 >That's what they all say and it always end up with a pregnant maid Yes, and?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 08:17:19 2017 No.17025118 >>17025086 Automatush.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 08:21:03 2017 No.17025133 >>17024872 Cute!

Anonymous Mon May 15 08:29:30 2017 No.17025149

>>17025111
You should seek help from undercover monsters and aim to corrupt as much of the city as possible, that's your best hope of escaping and finding a waifu
Or you could go through their rigorous training and go on an adventure

>Only in the ass
She wouldn't have it any other way, the Chief God allows anal sex before marriage

>>17025116
How is she going to take care of the housework if she is pregnant?
You will have to take responsibility

Anonymous Mon May 15 08:33:40 2017 No.17025159

>>17025149
>Corrupt the city
Nah, corruption a shit and I would only be doing it to her to get rid of her. The rest of the place has nothing to do with it.
Though it mostly depends on how she acts. If she is kinda yanderish she has to go, if she is just a nice friend then it would be easy to explain that I would be going alone.

The second part of my post was about the maid and not the paladin by the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 08:37:35 2017 No.17025166 >>17021143 >Alp There's that meme again.

Anonymous Mon May 15 08:38:05 2017 No.17025168

>>17025149
Proper maids like Kikimoras and Shoggoths are genetically inclined towards being more than capable of handling both their duties and their pregnancies at the same time.
In fact, they consider it an insult if their master tries to help them or take over their tasks. The only way they'll cooperate is if you have multiple maids and get them pregnant on a rotation so that one or more is not pregnant at any given time.

Anonymous Mon May 15 08:43:25 2017 No.17025178
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Guys, help. My plans for a story about a Wurm and her potted-plant friend adventuring has hit a serious snag, mainly I have no idea what the hell they're actually going to be doing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 08:45:06 2017 No.17025184 File: 1.29 MB, 1686x3016, 1494548918455.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17025168 >still no artistic depictions of pregnant Shoggoths and Kikimoras

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 08:45:40 2017 No.17025186 >>17025184 Shogs don't get pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 08:46:32 2017 No.17025188 >>17025186 Wouldn't they still look appealing with a baby bump though?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 08:48:39 2017 No.17025194 >>17025184 I swear someone drew a pregnant Kikimora once, but maybe I imagined it because I don't have it saved.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 08:59:12 2017 No.17025236 File: 266 KB, 530x688, comfy_sheep.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17024817 somewhere in the country full of holsts, minos and weresheep

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 08:59:31 2017 No.17025238 Is 4chanX screwing up for anyone else?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 09:01:39 2017 No.17025249 >>17025188 >Kiki feeling smug about carrying masters children and rubbing her baby bump. >Shogg, who can only divide, gets mad and alters her body to look like it has a baby bump, notably making it bigger than the kikis.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 09:09:04 2017 No.17025279 File: 312 KB, 1024x1462, 1455870381530.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Dude, I'm NOT an Arkham Asylum escapee, don't be ridiculous! Now you gonna give me a ride to town or not? Arkham is an odd town, with odd inhabitants.

Anonymous Mon May 15 09:13:29 2017 No.17025295

>>17025159
If you convinced her to let you go and she then learned that you married a monster she would run to your rescue and then things would get awkward

Maids are confirmed buttsluts, good masters give their maid anal creampies s on a weekly basis

>>17025168
Would you feel good letting your maid pregnant with your children clean the house and cook?
I guess not

Rotating pregnancies is a nightmare for the one who has to do all the work while the other maids get to be pampered by mastah
This is how you get yandere maids

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 09:15:36 2017 No.17025301 >>17025295 >weekly

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 09:17:58 2017 No.17025305 >>17025295 You gotta fill maids in both holes! Especially if they aren't pregnant! If they weren't pregnant, I'd sure as hell make sure they look it each and every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 09:23:39 2017 No.17025315 >>17025178 They should go on a quest to help that plant girl walk on her own >>17025301 Any more than twice a week and they become smug >>17025305 Maids are not for Impregnating, that's what wives are for Maids are convenient cocksleeves at most

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 09:25:26 2017 No.17025320 >>17025315 Never! They're for filling to the brim so that you improve their chances of impregnating! As well as plugging up so they walk around with faux pregnancies.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 09:26:48 2017 No.17025325 >>17025315 >walk on her own Nigga Wurms can't walk, how she gonna teach what she doesn't know.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 09:30:22 2017 No.17025330 >>17025325 >"You just have to wiggle your tail like this!" >"M-my tail?" >"Yeah! Your tail!" Wurm-chan may be a little slow, but it's the thought that counts.

Anonymous Mon May 15 09:39:19 2017 No.17025352

>>17025295
It would be the good old "knight saving the prince from the terrible dragon" though she might misunderstand things if she catches us during a training session.

Either way, she would end up with a very mad dragon if she tries to take me away and if she scratches my waifu I would be pretty mad too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 09:40:22 2017 No.17025358 >>17025279 She looks like she was born on a monday.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 09:40:41 2017 No.17025361 >>17023558 >>17023568 >>17023575 It was okay to read, but for the love of God, consider putting it on pastebin.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 09:41:36 2017 No.17025364 >>17025358 Samantha Grundy is a good girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 09:43:02 2017 No.17025371 File: 149 KB, 1609x1020, F3wyQ-2SveY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Those fucking fairies keep eating my shit

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 09:44:34 2017 No.17025375 >>17025371 If they're eating your shit they're probably Beelzebubs.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 09:45:38 2017 No.17025380 >>17025371 Just use concentrated hathorite products. It'll make it so they can't steal things as easily as they once did.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 09:46:49 2017 No.17025384 >>17024669 That would require me to know much about her.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 09:48:12 2017 No.17025388 >>17025371 Just cum on them and throw them away while they can't fly.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 09:55:00 2017 No.17025407 >>17025380 Just because you use that on mice doesn't mean it'll work on fairies. Extra weight isn't gonna keep them from flying away!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 09:56:34 2017 No.17025409 >>17025407 Oh, it will. It'll throw them off balance long enough for you to catch them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 09:58:36 2017 No.17025415 >>17025407 Of course it will. Besides, then they get to wear the little jumpsuits that the large mice wear.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:03:05 2017 No.17025425 >Mother's day yesterday >nobody talked about Otohime momsters

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:05:31 2017 No.17025430 >>17022122 Who the fuck cares what draws attention of some autistic fucks in here, jesus.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:05:32 2017 No.17025431 >>17023427 Well now I kind of want to be kidnapped by a yandere Automaton.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:07:04 2017 No.17025438 File: 135 KB, 392x500, 1449747849383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17023451 >silver age Anon the Bronze Age is the weird age, that's when they started doing acid.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:08:41 2017 No.17025444 >>17025431 Waiting warmly for man-made updates.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:10:07 2017 No.17025451 >>17025438 My mistake.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:10:52 2017 No.17025454 >>17025371 It's just a single grape anon. If you're that torn up about it you could just make her wear a teeny tiny ball gag so she can't eat unless you want her to.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:11:22 2017 No.17025455 >>17025451 Oh I'm not saying Silver Age wasn't weird, because it was. But it wasn't THE weird time.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:13:41 2017 No.17025459 >>17025430 Apparently you since you responded to a post from a day ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:22:53 2017 No.17025491 >>17025409 >>17025415 >Anon has a little underground prison of chubby mice and fairies that keep breaking into his house >They have little jumpsuits, beds, and workout areas Terrifyingly elaborate but strangely appealing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:24:22 2017 No.17025497 >>17025491 I miss mausposting. I miss Nyanon

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:25:25 2017 No.17025507 >>17025497 Good times, especially now that there are three mice to choose from. Good behavior gets rewarded with cuddling and a cheese pizza.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:29:02 2017 No.17025523 >>17025507 Cheese Pizza or cheese pizza anon? there's a big difference.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:30:28 2017 No.17025533 >>17025523 All natural, hathor cheese pizza from that dragon pizzeria down the street. One per inmate. Cuddling may be done before or after the pizza.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:34:47 2017 No.17025547 >>17025491 I wonder how many kinds of dungeons people would have in a monstergirl city and how different they'd be. I could see a monstergirl TV show where people show off their sex dungeons.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:35:22 2017 No.17025548 >>17025533 Only one, ever? Even mice need to eat more than once ever.

Anonymous Mon May 15 10:37:15 2017 No.17025559

>>17025547
Could be, although such a show would basically say 'Hey, come out and try to beat this anons dungeon!'

I'd probably run one myself.

>>17025548
Not one ever, just once per period of time.

It would be an extra large one just for them as well.

Regular meals would probably be normal food laced with hatorite products so they inmates don't get too good at escaping.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:39:04 2017 No.17025569 >>17025547 >>17025559 I'd like to see what people would come up with after the KDF episode.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:41:00 2017 No.17025574 >>17025569 Yeah, that would be crazy. >Then there's the anon who runs a legit prison for monster girls under his home, taking in those from the city and country and putting them in a complex beneath his house.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:41:27 2017 No.17025577 >>17025569 Isn't just an average latex dungeon with a few torture devices? Seems pretty normal to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:44:06 2017 No.17025585 This is why you show your daughterus The Purity Force

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:49:44 2017 No.17025611 >>17025585 That propaganda cartoon mixed with 1980's style of selling kids toys? Why would I let her watch that? For the 'compelling story'?

Anonymous Mon May 15 10:50:22 2017 No.17025616

>>17025425
How would an Otohime momster celebrate mother's day with her son?
I can see her going all out and building a private theme park just for her son and herself
She'd also hire the best cooks and bakers to make delicious foods throughout the day
And when the day is about to end and her son is sad that he has to go to bed, she will propose him to play one more game

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:51:13 2017 No.17025620 >>17025611 What would you rather watch smut?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:52:28 2017 No.17025624 >>17025620 Hey, adventures in the tentacle forest has important life lessons every little monster girl should learn!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:52:33 2017 No.17025625 >>17025569 >guy mindbreaking succubi into conservative housewives >guy with a sex dungeon inside his mimic wife

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:53:25 2017 No.17025630 >>17024669 She has big tits.

Anonymous Mon May 15 10:53:54 2017 No.17025632

>>17025577
Not really anon, it'd probably be bigger than the non-dungeon parts of our house. There'd be the main play room with a big king-sized bed in a bed frame with tie points in various locations, a small kitchen and fridge for easy aftercare refreshments, and a couch and a big TV for watching various things.

There'd be a bathroom with a shower so rinsing off would be convenient, and the comfy room would be down there too. Then there'd be the collection room, which would house and nicely display all of our various latex outfits and other assorted sex toys and bondage gear, that'd be a really big room. Almost like a museum even. There might be a separate room for storing all the larger machines and bondage contraptions too.

The entire basement dungeon would be soundproofed and fully disaster-proofed, if we had enough food and stuff we could basically live down there forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:54:32 2017 No.17025635 >>17025616 What "one more game" could Otohime mommy play with her son?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:55:52 2017 No.17025641 >>17025632 >all the larger machines I'm interested

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:55:58 2017 No.17025643 >>17025547 I'd have one, but it would just be a brick dungeon built a short walk away from where I'd live. Mostly to prevent daughterus from seeing my waifu upside down on a St. Andrew's Cross and having her butt played with.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:56:55 2017 No.17025650 Wait, do I need a sex dungeon?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:57:36 2017 No.17025653 >>17025632 So the dungeon would be pretty much your normal house while the other one is just used as a disguise. Still, it sounds ptetty normal other than that, comfy even.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:57:54 2017 No.17025655 >>17025632 yeah I ain't gonna top that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 10:59:19 2017 No.17025665 >>17025635 A really fun game that she learned from her Succubus friend

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:02:30 2017 No.17025678 >>17025650 Not really unless you like to use some devices. Then it's more pratical to have a dungeon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:03:34 2017 No.17025681 >>17025678 Well, I imagine myself doing some of that stuff, but mostly in the bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:03:47 2017 No.17025682 >>17025632 >the larger machines I'm sickened, but curious.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:09:11 2017 No.17025709 >>17025681 When you have too many devices or things you like to use sometimes it's more better to just throw them in a room and go there when you'd like to use them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:13:56 2017 No.17025736 >>17025709 What "devices"?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:14:55 2017 No.17025740 >>17025736 Kinky devices.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:16:43 2017 No.17025747 >>17025740 Do go on.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:21:10 2017 No.17025770 >>17025747 You know, torture stuff, bondage stuff, weapons, potions. Depends on what you and your waifu like.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:22:09 2017 No.17025776 >>17025632 >the larger machines Tell us

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:23:42 2017 No.17025784 >>17025632 tl dr

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:30:39 2017 No.17025817 >>17024669 Good for paizuri.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:32:25 2017 No.17025827 >>17024669 She has great tits, and an excellent personality.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:43:34 2017 No.17025870 >>17025630 >>17025817 >>17025827 These are very true. Otohime is perfect for paizuri where she urges you to say how great her breasts feel.

Anonymous Mon May 15 11:45:41 2017 No.17025876

>>17025641
>>17025682
>>17025776
That'd be stuff like fucking machines, automatic spanking machines, exercise bicycles with built in restraints and dildos for seats, tickle torture systems, stuff like that.

>>17025653
Yeah, pretty much. Definitely comfy though!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:45:51 2017 No.17025878 >>17024669 Her shittiness deflects hate from less shitty girls onto her. It's noble in a way

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:45:57 2017 No.17025879 >>17025827 >s-she's got a nice personality! Sea horse btfo

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:47:59 2017 No.17025886 >>17024669 SEA HORSE PUSSY

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:50:33 2017 No.17025898 >>17025876 >exercise bicycles with built in restraints and dildos for seats That's hot.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:50:37 2017 No.17025899 >>17025870 >Praising an Otohime She would enjoy it so much. I bet she would even ask you to repeat it a couple of times

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:50:42 2017 No.17025900 File: 466 KB, 1000x1518, cute_melina_by_darkereve-db31nzq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell me about this snek! Why does she wear a mask? If I pull that off would she die?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:51:40 2017 No.17025905 >>17025900 Go read the Basilisk profile, scrub.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:53:11 2017 No.17025911 >>17025900 It would be extremely sexual

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:53:32 2017 No.17025913 >>17025905 Wait a second. What?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:54:28 2017 No.17025916 >>17025905 Anon I...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:56:19 2017 No.17025927 File: 1.50 MB, 700x1000, 1483210227932.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17025899 I'd repeat it as many times as she wanted, I have a huge weakness for girls like her.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:56:33 2017 No.17025928 File: 743 KB, 1332x629, 7d3eb3a660b358a548cab24cdd9072fb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17025900 >blush cute! >>17025913 se

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:57:17 2017 No.17025931 >>17025911 shes a big snake

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:57:23 2017 No.17025933 >>17025905 Got a real Wurm in here.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:58:59 2017 No.17025941 >>17025927 Don't spoil the Otohime with praise She's a dragon, and we all know what happens when you praise a dragon too much

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:59:21 2017 No.17025946 >>17025928 Anon I thought you were better than that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 11:59:23 2017 No.17025948 File: 743 KB, 1332x629, 7d3eb3a660b358a548cab24cdd9072fb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17025900 >blush cute! >>17025913 here

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:00:24 2017 No.17025951 >>17025946 My computer submitted my post while I was still typing. idk

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:01:59 2017 No.17025958 >>17025941 But she's an ojou-sama and a haughty ojou-sama is a great ojou-sama. Besides it's only fair that she gets some love after ruling a fun resort town where monster girls and their husband can have fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:04:18 2017 No.17025967 File: 261 KB, 1200x1600, some nerd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17025948 Anon pls

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:06:15 2017 No.17025974 >>17025967 I would dick that CC

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:07:52 2017 No.17025978 >>17025948 >>17025951 Anon I just want you to be happy. Why are you doing this?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:13:05 2017 No.17026001 >>17025650 Everyone needs a sex dungeon. People will judge you if you don't have one.

Anonymous Mon May 15 12:15:36 2017 No.17026008

>>17025900
That's a beautiful snake
It's always nice to see variations on MGE designs

Basilisks deserve more love, they are one of the best species for pure vanilla romance

>>17025958
Good luck dealing with a haughty Otohime
She will do an ojou laugh every time she makes you cum with her breasts that you praised so much

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:17:10 2017 No.17026014 >>17026008 >She will do an ojou laugh every time she makes you cum with her breasts that you praised so much I'll get another boner pretty quickly then, who needs manticore venom?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:17:30 2017 No.17026017 >>17026001 >Did you see that weirdo anon down the road? He doesn't even have a sex dungeon! Does he actually love his waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:19:02 2017 No.17026026 >>17026001 >>17026017 >sex dungeons in MGC as a sign of social clout please stop reminding me that KDF would be praised for his degeneracy

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:19:36 2017 No.17026030 >>17026017 Even if it's just an empty room all houses must have a sex dungeon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:22:38 2017 No.17026046 >>17026017 Reminder that waifus look in jealously at couples with sex dungeons.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:25:21 2017 No.17026056 >>17026017 Most houses would probably be built with sex dungeons. Intricate custom ones would be quite the renovation.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:26:01 2017 No.17026062 >>17026026 I mean, the guy does have an admirable amount of dedication to his waifu's and daughteru's happiness, after a fashion.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:27:09 2017 No.17026069 >>17026056 But what if I actually don't want a sex dungeon? And instead want to preform pure vanilla sex with my waifu in bedunder the coverswith the lights off

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:28:27 2017 No.17026079 >>17026001 I neither want nor need a sex dungeon.

Anonymous Mon May 15 12:29:23 2017 No.17026082

>>17026014
Be careful Anon, she will stop stroking you if you don't tell her about how her breasts are the greatest in the universe
And when you cum for the Xth time she will go on about how even your penis keeps praising her
That's what you brought upon yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:29:27 2017 No.17026083 >>17026062 He's pretty special as far as waifufags go.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:29:52 2017 No.17026084 >>17026017 But making takes time and effort.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:29:57 2017 No.17026085 >>17026069 You don't need to be a degenerate. Some people just like the idea of being really kinky with their waifus.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:31:46 2017 No.17026091 >>17026085 Well I mean, I'd like to get kinky with my waifu! But I don't think I need a sex dungeon. Or atleast I think I don't. I dunno, I'm confused.

Anonymous Mon May 15 12:32:12 2017 No.17026096

>>17026017
>>17026046
>>17026056
>Fucking scrubs not having their whole house as a sex dungeon.
I really like the sex toys I got for my wife, and fitted into our dungeon. The dungeon is actually segmented into different rooms, in the room we call the "bedroom', I bought her a sex machine we cal the "Bed" where we practice most of our degeneracy under its covers. But there's also other toys we frequently use in other rooms like the "Couch" in the part of the sex ungon we call the "living room" where She'll lie on her belly and watch some "tv" while I pronebone her, or alternate to cuddles sex. But there's also the "Bench" in the "kitchen" that I sit her on to fuck, or a real nifty sex toy we bought called a "washing machine" That vibrates roughly when you turn it on. Perfect for bending her over on it and fucking her into a drooling mess. It's also pretty good for cleaning clothes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:33:20 2017 No.17026105 >>17026096 See, this is what happens when you let yourself walk too far down the path of wanton lust and degeneracy. I mean, how do you look at yourself in the mirror (which is also a sex toy)?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:34:12 2017 No.17026107 >>17026082 I bought great things to myself then and who knows, maybe if I praised her enough I'd be granted the honour of putting it inside. Then she can her how perfect her pussy is.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:34:35 2017 No.17026109 >>17026091 A sex dungeon is just something you'd get if you really wanted a change of pace. At most, you could just convert a garage into a sex dungeon or just have closet and a bedside drawer filled with toys and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:34:49 2017 No.17026110 >>17026096 That's disgusting. You are literally a degenerate.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:34:53 2017 No.17026112 >>17026105 It's hard to look in the mirror when I'm pressing her up against it and fucking her while gazing into her eyes through the reflection.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:36:02 2017 No.17026118 >>17026096 Literally worse than KDF. I've never seen such degeneracy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:36:30 2017 No.17026120 >>17026109 I imagine a sad dungeon would make me a little scared and very uncomfortable So I'm not sure anon

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:37:35 2017 No.17026124 >>17026096 >washing machine Great taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:38:07 2017 No.17026129 >>17026107 >Praising an Otohime's pussy It's like you want to get married Be prepared for her to initiate sex whenever she feels like receiving a compliment

Anonymous Mon May 15 12:42:05 2017 No.17026145

>>17026120
Depending on your tolerance for rope and rough sex, then yeah, it can be uncomfortable, but really, you could just settle for fucking around the home.
Or if you're some kind of degenerate, you could have your waifu get on a train at one station and get on at another and molest her on the train.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:49:13 2017 No.17026178 >>17026145 I like rope and rough sex. I'm not sure what to think. >spoiler That is quite degenerate, but I see this as common roleplay in MGC. Make sure she's wearing a school girl's outfit though!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:49:27 2017 No.17026182 >>17026129 Of course I want to get married, noble girls are like a drug to me and Otohimes are the best when it comes to that kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:49:53 2017 No.17026187 I need to get out of here

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:51:14 2017 No.17026193 >>17026187 You're stuck here forever anon, better get comfy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:53:25 2017 No.17026210 Mommy MGs masturbating their little daughterus to get them ready for whoever they choose to marry when they're older!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:55:05 2017 No.17026215 >>17026187 I would for a fact if not for all the first-hand art and entys.

Anonymous Mon May 15 12:58:24 2017 No.17026234

>>17026178
Rope use gets creative once you start thinking about applying bondage to MG anatomy.
Like tying up a big and thick tail to the back to make it easier to mess with her embarrassing parts.

>Make sure she's wearing a school girl's outfit though!
I would do that and make her wear cute panties.
I didn't always have this exhibition fetish, and now I want to fuck my waifu in an alleyway of a busy city.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 13:00:34 2017 No.17026245 >>17026182 I wholeheartedly agree Noble girls are the best, and Otohimes are the best of the best

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 13:43:42 2017 No.17026439 My waifu is pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 13:44:39 2017 No.17026445 >>17025933 I wish I had a real Wurm here.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 13:46:27 2017 No.17026457 >>17026439 Prove it!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 13:46:41 2017 No.17026458 >>17026439 I bet she is

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 13:47:13 2017 No.17026461 >>17026439 Your waifu is alright, could be cuter.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 13:47:48 2017 No.17026463 >>17026439 Lets see how strong you are

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 13:48:32 2017 No.17026465 >>17025900 >it would be extremely arousing >ur a big snek >UUUU

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 13:52:12 2017 No.17026487 >>17025279 dude do you even read the comics, arkham isn't a town, it's an asylum named after amadeus arkham.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 13:53:07 2017 No.17026492 >>17026210 Why wold they need to? Touching yourself would come naturally to monsters like it does to boys.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 13:54:46 2017 No.17026502 >>17026492 Sure, but mothers have all the expert experience they can pass down.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 13:55:43 2017 No.17026506 >>17026492 Mothers could show them techniques to get their husbands really aroused.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 13:57:26 2017 No.17026518 >>17026492 Mommy knows best.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 13:58:29 2017 No.17026522 >>17026439 My waifu is kinda plain.

Anonymous Mon May 15 13:58:44 2017 No.17026524

>>17026502
>Techniques for masturbation
Anon I think they can figure it out
>>17026506
This is more plausible though. Meanwhile, I'll be training her childhood friend in techniques of density.
>"Say it with me, 'Eh.'"
>"'Eh.'"
>"'Nandatte.'"
>"'Nandatte.'"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:00:35 2017 No.17026532 >>17026487 Not sure if bait.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:05:03 2017 No.17026550 >>17026524 You understand. Plus, the mother could even exchange advice on how to use the monster parts on themselves or their husbands. Maybe even have the daughteru tell the mom something she never tried or thought about.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:07:41 2017 No.17026564 >>17026457 Just think about her and see the cuteness. >>17026461 If she was cuter the world would end. >>17026522 I'm sure she a cute too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:12:56 2017 No.17026595 >>17021494 This might be a day old, but why the hate?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:14:24 2017 No.17026602 >>17026564 What is your waifu even?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:14:46 2017 No.17026605 >>17026550 I'm a man with a thing for cold elves. It'll be centuries before my daughteru's ghost claws come in.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:17:37 2017 No.17026616 Tiny muscled hinezumi!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:17:41 2017 No.17026618 >>17026605 Then it sounds like she would need some motherly expertise on how to last all that time alone and semen-less.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:19:18 2017 No.17026625 >>17026618 >My daughteru is worthless until her etherial aspects come in Wow, rude.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:23:01 2017 No.17026636 >>17026625 I implied no such thing. Only that she might be alone, for a long time, because she's technically dead. Husbands don't fall from the sky anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:27:37 2017 No.17026651 >>17026616 I prefer my fire rats slim and toned, then again, I'm not that big on fire rats.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:29:56 2017 No.17026658 >>17026651 I've gone beyond toned and slim, they need to be big and bulky now, although being small will be with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:32:13 2017 No.17026667 >>17026636 I fail to see the connection. How does being "born" undead mean she'll be alone

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:37:42 2017 No.17026683 >>17026667 It doesn't. I'm just assuming that finding someone could take awhile. Sort of like how Dragons or Griffons wait a long time before somebody they like actually comes around for them to grab.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:41:23 2017 No.17026691 File: 279 KB, 1000x1000, 1467682881576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give me a few ideas for a doodle to do later.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:42:17 2017 No.17026693 >>17026691 lilims

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:42:47 2017 No.17026695 >>17026691 A Nureonago standing in the rain underneath an umbrella made of her slime!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:42:57 2017 No.17026697 >>17026691 Hinezumi with an irritated pout sitting under a waterfall for training.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:43:33 2017 No.17026698 >>17026691 Wurm-chan eating pizza with with her parents and three sisters. Or Wurm-chan celebrating Mothers Day with her daughteru and me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:43:33 2017 No.17026699 >>17026691 Succubus frying bacon

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:44:47 2017 No.17026706 >>17026683 No? Where do you picture we'd live, in a forgotten manor in the middle of the woods?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:45:13 2017 No.17026708 File: 123 KB, 900x860, 1492994068421.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17026691 Piggu.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:45:18 2017 No.17026709 >>17026691 Griffon protecting something shiny from her mother.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:46:28 2017 No.17026715 >>17026691 egg

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:46:45 2017 No.17026720 >>17026691 ZA WARUDO TOKI WO TOMARE The world wurm pls?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:47:08 2017 No.17026724 >>17026691 Nurse Mershark

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:48:01 2017 No.17026730 >>17026691 Hellhound duaghteru singing along to the Wishbone themesong on the TV.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:48:01 2017 No.17026731 >>17026691 Cuddlecat relaxing in blankets.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:48:49 2017 No.17026735 >>17026691 Dhampir giving her Vampu mother a nice hug.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:49:21 2017 No.17026737 >>17026691 Satyros with a rose in my mouth.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:50:24 2017 No.17026742 >>17026737 In her mouth I mean, fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:52:13 2017 No.17026753 >>17026691 Tall lanky teenage Baphomet and her college age Chubby Apophis Nee-chan playing video games.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:52:22 2017 No.17026754 >>17026742 Anon what if she's putting the rose in your mouth when she kisses you? This is a marriage symbol for Satyros.

Anonymous Mon May 15 14:56:05 2017 No.17026772

>>17026737
>>17026742

>Blustered drunk Satyros approaches anon on Valentines day with a bouquet
>she's absolutely smashed
>What she thinks is a heart felt confession is a string of garbled "wub yoos" and "shecksy"
>Shoves the roses into anons face
>The bouquet falls to the ground leaving a rose in anons mouth and wayward petals trailing down the front of his suit
>Then she jumps and rapes him

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:00:47 2017 No.17026789 >>17026772 Sounds romantic enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:02:00 2017 No.17026796 >>17026754 I wouldn't mind being seduced like that. >>17026772 A clumsy seduction is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:02:43 2017 No.17026800 >>17026796 Clumsy seduction is cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:06:57 2017 No.17026821 >>17026691 Kobold daughteru chasing after her mother's tail!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:10:00 2017 No.17026831 >>17026706 Yes. Exactly.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:10:46 2017 No.17026839 >>17026691 Dragon daughteru with a flower crown pretending she is a queen.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:11:33 2017 No.17026841 >>17026839 For a brief moment, I read that as Flower Corn.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:12:05 2017 No.17026845 Big question anons. How long could you go, continually having sex with your waifu(s)?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:12:43 2017 No.17026850 >>17026831 That's our holiday home. I'd never raise a child in isolation

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:13:26 2017 No.17026856 >>17026845 Anon I can't even jerk off for 2 minutes without cumming. Don't know how I'll be able to satisfy an MG's hunger without exteneral help.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:13:49 2017 No.17026857 >>17026845 As long as it takes for her to feel like she's fit to burst.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:14:16 2017 No.17026861 >>17026850 She could make friends with ghosts.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:14:31 2017 No.17026862 >>17026845 She'd milk me over and over again for hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:14:49 2017 No.17026863 >>17026841 Corns are yellow like gold. My daughteru shall have a corn hoard and become the corny queen. She also sells popcorn.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:15:05 2017 No.17026864 >>17026845 All day with Hellhound. When she rides you, you just feel so safe without a care in the world and only wish to hand yourself over to her so she can protect you better. Its awesome.

Anonymous Mon May 15 15:17:39 2017 No.17026882

>>17026845
That really depends anon. Would 'sex' just refer to actually actively fucking my waifu and/or daughteru? Or would it include any activity we can think of as long as it is overtly and intentionally sexual like foreplay and roleplay and outfit changes and aftercare and stuff? If it's the former then maybe a day or so, but if it's the latter we could barricade ourselves in our se dungeon and keep going for months on end if not years.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:17:48 2017 No.17026884 >>17026845 No mamono mana involved? Probably an hour or so with some foreplay, edging and me cumming twice. Mamono mana route I would spend a whole day pounding her sweet hole.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:17:57 2017 No.17026885 >>17026845 Without any assistance, a few hours. With assistance, the better part of a weekend.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:18:56 2017 No.17026890 >>17026845 I on't know if I'd ever go soft when confronted with a wight

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:19:10 2017 No.17026892 >>17026864 >"What, you think I can only go a day!?" >she then proceeds to fuck you into next week, figuratively and literally

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:20:43 2017 No.17026899 >>17026845 For as long as they want to. Considering their combined power is probably enough to rip planets apart, its less of a matter of my willingess, and more about how much energy they are willing to pump into me, and how much they want it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:21:24 2017 No.17026901 File: 436 KB, 878x679, 1424834645990.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17026772 Which is better, tomboyish awkward or nerdy awkward? It's tomboyish.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:22:10 2017 No.17026906 Do you piss off your Hellhound waifu on purpose, just because you get turned off when she kabedons you against a wall and rape you hard when you keep pissing her off? Angry sex with Hellhound is just..... WOW!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:24:08 2017 No.17026916 >>17026906 I'd tease some girls into raping me. It would be even better if I looked at them smugly and they went crazy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:24:31 2017 No.17026921 >>17017238 Can I wish for a better tasting muffin

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:24:58 2017 No.17026924 >>17026892 > 4 days into the rape > "Im not ready to be a father yet! I love this but you have to stop, if you keep up you will get pregnant for sure!"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:26:24 2017 No.17026932 >>17026921 You think this is a fucking game, anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:29:44 2017 No.17026944 >>17026924 And that's how you get a heartpupiling Hellhound thrusting her hips even harder.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:29:52 2017 No.17026945 File: 483 KB, 849x1200, 1477683908177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17026924 >not encouraging your wife as she rapes you and praying for her to get pregnant Pleb level.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:30:16 2017 No.17026948 >>17026924 Well it's not like he was ready for her either. Hellhounds are likely very much believers in jumping into the metaphorical deep end.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:30:21 2017 No.17026949 >>17026932 But that thing tastes nasty, I mean sure it's worth but can't I integrate that into my wish like "I want x monstergirl criteria and also she's holding a better tasting muffing" to wash that awful muffin taste out of my mouth?

Anonymous Mon May 15 15:30:43 2017 No.17026950

>>17026916
When she "stop!" smash me against the wall while her strong paws firmly hold me in place, Im pretty much by then moaning instead of breathing, as she leans close and talks with her ridiculously sexy angry tone.

The problem is I cant never push her over the edge to pin me down and angrily rape me.

She just gets so happy that I get so turned on by her, her fury dies off immediately and I get cheerful sex instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:32:32 2017 No.17026960 >>17026945 That chubby succunerd is for cuddling and playing wargames with.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:34:25 2017 No.17026974 >>17026845 As long as she wants.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:35:25 2017 No.17026981 >>17026950 If I got kabedoned by a strong girl I would just give her a quick peck on the lips and slap her big butt. For you I would suggest long range teasing so that it keeps building up until the moment you meet. Then it's insta rape.

Anonymous Mon May 15 15:37:08 2017 No.17026989

>>17026960
She's for breeding. I want her to read her naughty games aloud to me while I service her downstairs and act out the scanario on her. Halfway through she just starts dictating her dream scenario to me.

It's especially shameful as she's my childhood friend and her fantasy is us having loli on shota sex years ago

Anonymous Mon May 15 15:38:15 2017 No.17026995

>>17026960
>Chubby nearsighted succubus comes to MGC from the other world because she can't get a man in the MGE world.
>Gets wooed by a human, flustering her since no one's ever found her sexy before.
>All their dates are romantic as fuck, especially the one where he takes her to get glasses and she sees his face clearly for the first time.
>Coincidentally that's the date she lost her virginity on.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:39:05 2017 No.17027000 >>17026906 That post was just...... wiki-tier!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:39:51 2017 No.17027003 >>17026989 You now have me thinking about what it would be like to be the only guy in a nerdy, monster girl RPG group. It's fantastic. >>17026995 nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:40:00 2017 No.17027004 >>17027000 It was shitty to a refreshing degree, yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:43:21 2017 No.17027022 >>17027000 We've been getting a lot of those recently. I still think they're some new ESL though, given the grammar.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:51:41 2017 No.17027059 >>17026693 So Viccy's hat being gangbanged by hobos? >>17026709 >>17026724 These sound the least stupid or silly.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:54:14 2017 No.17027071 >>17027059 >gangbanged by hobos Charon-chan was a Lilim all this time?!

Anonymous Mon May 15 15:54:30 2017 No.17027074

>>17027003
>Anon meets up with his childhood friend after years to find out she's monsterized into a Succubus.
>She's still as chill and chubby as ever though, and they catch up on the years while playing a beat-'em-up.
>Offhandedly she asks if he still plays Pen and Paper games like DnD and stuff like that.
>He does, so she offers to get him in on a DnD campaign she's setting up with some friends.
>He spends all night setting up a character sheet, taking the role of the team's tank since that's what he's always done. Protection Fighters are his thing.
>Monstergirl races have been added to the game since the last time he played it, but that's to be expected.
>When he gets to her house for the game, to his surprise all the other players are monstergirls.
>A bottom heavy Elf, whose eyes widen and whose ears perk up the moment she sees him walk in.
>A shortstack Baphomet who starts blushing and gets a weird look on her face.
>A tall /fit/ Minotaur who grins and mutters "well he~llo" under her breath.
>A Tall lithe Jinko who covers her mouth with one of her paws and giggles a bit seeing her friends reactions
>A chubby Anubis who perks up instantly and starts whispering to the busty smug Cheshire next to her.
>Something tells anon this is going to be interesting.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:55:00 2017 No.17027076 >>17027059 STOP

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:56:38 2017 No.17027087 >>17027000 And shitposting like this is why the MG thread keeps getting smaller and writefags fled.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:57:45 2017 No.17027097 >>17027074 See, the funny thing is that I do tend to roll the 'tank' characters that are there to eat hits and get in the way. Current one is Dunger Underson, everyone's favorite racist uncle.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:58:25 2017 No.17027104 >>17027076 But we haven't covered her hat receiving more filthy and diseased Loads than a Laundromat.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:58:47 2017 No.17027106 >>17027087 Better dead than rp forum for 14-year old brazilians.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:59:15 2017 No.17027109 >>17027104 CEASE

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:59:46 2017 No.17027115 >>17027087 >It's YOUR fault you didn't open up to Reddit tier faggotry!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:00:06 2017 No.17027118 >>17027000 Someone is grumpy and needs Hellwan corrective rape.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:00:25 2017 No.17027120 >>17027109 No. That hat is going to be passed around more than a fat blunt.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:00:55 2017 No.17027127 >>17027106 I wonder if Brazil would become the holy kakuen land.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:01:36 2017 No.17027134 How about we stop arguing and start taking about something cute, like the nerdy girls in >>17027074 Or nerdy monstergirls in general.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:01:54 2017 No.17027136 >>17027071 She was disowned for being too punny and became a bum that squats on a boat in the netherworld.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:02:07 2017 No.17027138 >>17027120 something something 10 gallon hat joke

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:02:30 2017 No.17027139 >>17027000 It wasn't that bad, if anything your post was worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:03:19 2017 No.17027145 >>17027120 DESIST

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:03:24 2017 No.17027146 >>17027138 So spacious and empty. As expected of a whore after a bumfest.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:03:53 2017 No.17027148 >>17027000 There's a certain contingent of people here recently that do seem like they don't get how to not sound cringey as fuck, yeah

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:04:07 2017 No.17027150 File: 434 KB, 1164x1463, 1432009160705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17027134 I want to bond over nerdy stuff with the Paladin-chan I'm jailing and finally awkwardly ask her to play with me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:05:13 2017 No.17027160 File: 572 KB, 1235x1400, 1488407046524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17027134 No! I want to talk about cute undeads. They are for hugging so you can share you body warmth with them!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:06:05 2017 No.17027164 >>17027160 I want to sit that Lich on my lap and play with her ahoge while she reads.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:06:31 2017 No.17027167 >>17027134 >That one nerdy looking Succubus who speedruns games in the club room >Anon watches her from afar with awe >He sneezes and makes her fuck up an important section. Ruining her run >"ANON WHAT THE FUCK?" What do

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:06:45 2017 No.17027168 File: 571 KB, 1530x1141, 1446050997474.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17027160 BIG FAT LOLIBUTTS

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:07:44 2017 No.17027175 >>17027134 Speaking of nerdy monster girls, how would a nerdy Lizardman wearing glasses get treated for reading history more often than exercising?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:07:45 2017 No.17027176 >>17027167 Take responsibility by taking her on a nice dinner date obviously.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:07:46 2017 No.17027177 >>17027167 Pay her back in semen. She can make a speedrun in impregnation when the first sperm that enters her knocks her up.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:08:48 2017 No.17027179 >>17027150 Would you want to tenderly take her first time in the lotus position while she blushes and remarks how lewd it is?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:09:21 2017 No.17027183 >>17027167 She must have terrible concentration if a simple sneeze from someone across the room fucked with her that much. She needs more training.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:09:23 2017 No.17027184 >>17027175 She'd get bullied by the Salamanders. I bet she'd get shoved into a locker, only for her bullies to laugh at the fact that her tail is too fat to fit in with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:09:30 2017 No.17027185 >>17027177 I find this very arousing for some reason. I don't know how to feel about that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:09:33 2017 No.17027186 >>17027160 I want to make a crack on a Lich's phylactery and confess my love to her! Can undead girls even blush?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:10:12 2017 No.17027194 >>17027160 >No-pan Little undead girls are dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:10:26 2017 No.17027196 >>17027168 Puffy!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:11:06 2017 No.17027203 >>17027186 A lich with a broken phylactery could. Since her magic wouldn't have anywhere to go it would make her blush.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:11:34 2017 No.17027207 >>17027160 What's with the MGE undead and their disdain for panties?

Anonymous Mon May 15 16:11:36 2017 No.17027209

>>17027106
Isn't this pretty much a RP forum anyway?

Greentexts are basically just self-insert scenarios for anons and the writer secretly expect replies in the form of what the anon would do in that situation or a continuation of the text.

Random scenarios or posts describing an anon wants so and so monster girl doing so and so, are the same.

Aside from a "What do" or "WWYD" in the end, I really don't see how it is different from a RP or what makes a post Wikian tier in nature.

It really seems to be a matter of personal taste. There does not seem to be any objective standard or measure.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:11:43 2017 No.17027210 >>17027168 That is some insane puff

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:12:06 2017 No.17027213 >>17027087 I think wikitier posting turns more people off desu

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:12:38 2017 No.17027219 >>17027209 >Isn't this pretty much a RP forum anyway? No Furthermore, no.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:12:58 2017 No.17027220 >>17027203 But what about the blood flow?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:13:38 2017 No.17027224 >>17027207 I hate it too. Like I just want to sniff a loli Wights panties but she doesn't wear any!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:13:53 2017 No.17027226 >>17027179 Yes. I'd slowly lower her onto me as she prayed for forgiveness for losing her precious virginity to my sinful incubus dick. Then I'd let her fall on her own pace before softly loving her until we fell asleep together.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:14:24 2017 No.17027230 >>17027220 Again, it's magic not actual blood. The magic just imitates a blush and for you there's no difference.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:15:11 2017 No.17027232 >>17027226 So would you be an incubus from exposure or is she just calling you that because she's embarrassed? Would she turn into a Succubus or even a Dragon from having sex with you?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:15:30 2017 No.17027234 >>17027207 They don't discharge anything so they don't need panties.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:15:59 2017 No.17027236 >>17027209 Tchnically speaking, you could get banned for RP-ing. People have been banned for RP-ing in the past.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:16:36 2017 No.17027238 >>17027230 I bet things like Liches and Wights use magic to stay warm. It would be a nice surprise to see them heating up themselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:16:48 2017 No.17027240 File: 871 KB, 800x1130, 61014060_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17027168 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:16:59 2017 No.17027241 >>17027234 Ectoplasm though.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:18:08 2017 No.17027249 >>17027238 Their demonic energy would feel warm like a living being to their husbandos. Like how even an Ice Queen would feel warm just for her partner while being cold to everyone else.

Anonymous Mon May 15 16:18:19 2017 No.17027252
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>>17027207
>not wanting to easily prone-bone a Lich and Wightlolis plump booty
Still though, some Undead would look nice in shimapan. Or panties with cartoony MGE skulls printed on the back.

Anonymous Mon May 15 16:19:15 2017 No.17027258

>>17027232
>would you be an incubus from exposure
Yes. I'd fill her with my corruption every night after a whole day of being my prisoner playing games and cooking together. By the end of the war she'd turn into a full-blown nerdubus who could barely fit into her old armor for roleplaying purposes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:20:19 2017 No.17027263 >>17027234 There are their pussy juices, and their buttholes exist as an extra hole that can absorb spirit energy like their vagoos.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:20:37 2017 No.17027264 >>17027240 Cutest amalgamation of souls. >>17027150 Paladin-chan looks like she enjoys souls games.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:21:16 2017 No.17027270 >>17027252 >not wanting to easily prone-bone a Lich and Wightlolis plump booty This guy get's it. I want to go behind a lich that is leaning over a table to read some boo. Just move her cloak to the side and put it in.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:21:17 2017 No.17027271 >>17027252 That Lich looks suspiciously similar to Zone-tan.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:22:58 2017 No.17027280 >>17027264 I want to cuddle Paladin-chan in my lap while she plays souls games

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:26:38 2017 No.17027305 >>17027280 Would be cute. Just be sure to keep her safe. Wouldn't want to see her go hollow.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:26:55 2017 No.17027306 >>17027160 This pic is doing things to my dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:27:45 2017 No.17027311 >>17027306 Like fox lolis, Undead lolis are bound to have wide breeding hips.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:28:51 2017 No.17027315 There are 3 kinds of monster girls The pure ones who wear panties The rapey ones who don't wear panties And the sluts who don't rape nor wear panties

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:28:57 2017 No.17027316 >>17027305 If she did, I'd hug her so hard she'd spontaneuously get a humanity.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:29:03 2017 No.17027318 >>17027311 But I'm not even into lolis. I don't understand this feeling.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:31:51 2017 No.17027338 >>17027315 Do the ones who wear panties still rape?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:32:05 2017 No.17027339 >>17027316 >Paladin-chan goes zombie >Anon hugs her while she makes her way through the souls games again >Eventually she goes wight. The power of love. Also dickings.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:32:30 2017 No.17027340 >>17027252 >prone-bone Face down ass up or bent over is far superior for buttfucking undead lolis.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:32:47 2017 No.17027343 Jesus, Yaserarenai threads are cancer.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:32:53 2017 No.17027345 File: 214 KB, 919x1215, how to deeply trouble an anubisfag.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17027318 Welcome to the club.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:33:24 2017 No.17027351 >>17027338 Wearing panties are raping are polar opposites A monster girl who wears panties literally cannot rape

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:35:26 2017 No.17027355 >>17027219 Why exactly?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:35:44 2017 No.17027357 >>17027345 I see Lolinubis. I'm on the scene. This body is perfection[/spoiled]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:36:11 2017 No.17027359 What's the difference between family and type again?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:36:58 2017 No.17027363 >>17027345 >spoiler Damn you. It wasn't my fault!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:37:01 2017 No.17027364 >>17027343 Explain.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:39:40 2017 No.17027374 >>17027359 Family = closely related species, like Ryu and Wurms are both Dragon Family. Type = Broader categories of species, usually defined by their nature (Undead, Beastmen, Reptile, etc)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:40:09 2017 No.17027376 >>17027345 >filename I don't get it, I don't find this image troubling I think it's cute.

Anonymous Mon May 15 16:41:16 2017 No.17027383

>>17027213
What exactly makes a post wikitier?

Please do not provide ethereal or vague responses like "they are shit!" "common sense!". You might as well say nothing.

I want some objective criteria and way to measure it.

Sorry if it is obnoxious, but I want to write my first MG story pastebin for the thread and I want to have some sort of official guide or rules to ensure people find it enjoyable.

I just don't want to put in all that effort just so in the end someone finds it wikitier or something like that, based on nothing but personal tastes and whim.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:42:26 2017 No.17027391 >17027383 >Reddit spacing

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:42:28 2017 No.17027392 >>17027345 I'm not an anubisfag, yet I feel deeply troubled.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:42:40 2017 No.17027394 >>17027376 Some time ago, an anubisfag liked the picture quite a lot and argued to the death that it was not loli goddammit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:43:33 2017 No.17027397 >>17027236 Don't you think there is a lot of RPing here, only that it is phrased so its techically not RPing?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:43:58 2017 No.17027399 >>17027383 Really there is not "guide book", man. Just make sure you try your absolute best and avoid writing things that are a bit too y'know. Don't worry, you can do it!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:45:25 2017 No.17027401 >>17027364 It's a little self explanatory, no? But I was incorrect, more or less. It's the manga itself that's cancer.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:46:40 2017 No.17027405 >>17027383 Poor grammar, shit to nonexistent punctuation (see also run-on sentences), UNNECESSARY CAPS, completely unbelievable statements from characters. If you're writing a story, try not to write in second person if you can help it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:47:32 2017 No.17027407 File: 815 KB, 2466x2824, c4a67dedb4ccdf722f106c72cb5a2115.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lolis are supposed to be cute, not sexy!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:48:27 2017 No.17027409 >>17027407 So a sexual attraction to them is wrong? Am I wrong?

Anonymous Mon May 15 16:48:36 2017 No.17027410

>>17027383
Turns of phrase, the way they type, content, punctuation. These are strong identifiers.
>>17027383
>Sorry if it is obnoxious, but I want to write my first MG story pastebin for the thread and I want to have some sort of official guide or rules to ensure people find it enjoyable.
Comments and posts are wikitier. Stories can't be by nature, assuming the length is longer that however many characters fit in a wiki comment.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:49:29 2017 No.17027413 >>17027409 Yes Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:49:44 2017 No.17027414 >>17027391 >He doesn't separate the main points of his post into paragraphs Fag

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:50:35 2017 No.17027417 >>17027407 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:51:08 2017 No.17027420 >>17027414 >Damage Control

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:51:38 2017 No.17027422 >>17027420 I'm not even him though.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:52:05 2017 No.17027423 >>17027413 Should I see a flayer?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:52:58 2017 No.17027428 >>17027423 Just go to the nearest onee-sabbath congregation and ask for help.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:53:21 2017 No.17027433 >>17027407 I want to fuck that fox though.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:54:09 2017 No.17027435 File: 600 KB, 1280x1791, 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17027407 I'm sorry, but loli foxes are incapable of not being both.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:54:24 2017 No.17027438 >>17027391 Bad meme.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:54:53 2017 No.17027442 File: 1.31 MB, 1785x1407, MindFlayer29.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17027423

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:55:23 2017 No.17027446 >>17027407 >Showing thigh 100% lewd

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:56:58 2017 No.17027453 >>17027183 Saying that would make her rape you even harder.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:58:04 2017 No.17027455 File: 330 KB, 687x1353, 24523542352.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17027409 >>17027417 >>17027433 >>17027435 NOT OKAY

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:58:34 2017 No.17027456 >>17027407 Pic unrelated?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 16:59:35 2017 No.17027462 >>17027407 They're both, and being both at the same time makes them even sexier.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:00:59 2017 No.17027466 >>17027455 Kitsune are delicious both young and old. They're practically cheating.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:02:31 2017 No.17027474 >>17027455 Could use some thigh highs, but sill a very alluring fox.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:03:59 2017 No.17027477 File: 1.43 MB, 1000x1416, 04ce20c4a884938e45b4e28dd2acff92.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17027455 You're not helping your argument. Loli foxes are for gentle molesting and slow missionary sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:04:21 2017 No.17027479 >>17027455 That seems more 'petite' than 'loli' though. Still clear for reverse suspended congress buttfucking.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:05:09 2017 No.17027482 File: 943 KB, 700x1252, 62875823_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17027455

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:06:33 2017 No.17027484 >>17027455 I agree with >>17027479, this is closer to a petite teen.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:07:56 2017 No.17027491 >>17027482 That is also not a loli. What is the purpose of your post, other than making me imagine her fighting style?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:08:35 2017 No.17027496 File: 586 KB, 1126x947, 57067454_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17027455 Seems okay to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:09:47 2017 No.17027501 >>17027491 Her breasts are small, so she's close enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:10:46 2017 No.17027502 >>17027501 Nigga that's just a short adult.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:13:17 2017 No.17027511 >>17027496 Look at those hammy thighs and hips.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:17:25 2017 No.17027532 >>17027511 Don't can little foxes hammy!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:18:58 2017 No.17027538 >>17027532 *call

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:21:20 2017 No.17027550 Chubby loli foxes are for molesting!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:22:39 2017 No.17027554 >>17027550 Fatshit out.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:23:54 2017 No.17027559 >>17027550 Chubby loli foxes are already self conscious about how soft they are, don't fondle them, please.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:25:06 2017 No.17027563 >>17027554 Please be retarded somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:26:31 2017 No.17027569 File: 1.33 MB, 1000x1000, 48880174_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17027550 Or buttfucking and spanking during a fireworks festival.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:26:36 2017 No.17027570 >>17027559 Never! You gotta grope those rears! Nibble those thighs! Shake their nearly nonexistent chests! Chubby loli foxes are for enjoying to their fullest!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:27:38 2017 No.17027574 >>17027569 Out in the open as everyone's looking up or while she's in your lap so she can see them while they go off?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:29:13 2017 No.17027578 >>17027563 Please be a fat fetishist on /d/ and not here.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:30:40 2017 No.17027583 >>17027574 Lap is the best answer.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:31:25 2017 No.17027589 >>17027550 This

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:32:02 2017 No.17027592 >>17027563 Just ignore him anon. >>17027583 Thats nice. More intimate and it lets you feel her fat bottom wiggle against your member while she looks up excitedly.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:32:44 2017 No.17027598 >>17027583 Correct.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:34:54 2017 No.17027604 >>17027359 Don't worry, not much thought was put into it. Like there is an ex-giant type that contains only the cyclops, meanwhile there are 40 beastman types

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:37:52 2017 No.17027615 >>17027559 But do chubby loli foxes have proportionately fluffy tails?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:39:39 2017 No.17027620 >>17027615 They have exceedingly cute, puffed up fluffy tails. Which are also not to be molested.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:39:45 2017 No.17027623 the rougher the sex the better the following cuddles will be

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:43:03 2017 No.17027637 >>17027620 Big, fluffy tail bulbs? I can't not resist that. It's begging for me to bury my face in it and motorboat the mofu when I'm not feeling fat loli fox fannies.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:43:54 2017 No.17027639 >>17027623 But gentle sex is still acceptable? Right?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:45:04 2017 No.17027643 >>17027570 >>17027637 Their fluff and softness is there to be admired from a distance, please don't do indecent things to them. Chubby loli foxes easily become overstimulated.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:45:10 2017 No.17027644 >>17027623 It depends on the girl really.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:46:34 2017 No.17027648 >>17027639 Yes. Especially after waking up from both parties blacking out from the night before.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:46:51 2017 No.17027650 >>17027643 What? Are you telling me that feeling up her thighs, brushing her tail, and lightly spanking her rear is going to turn that quiet loli fox into a lewd, moaning girl whose wiggling hips are begging for something to be put in?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:48:07 2017 No.17027653 >>17027407 There are lolis that are just for headpats Then there's Atlach-Nacha and Elin

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:48:41 2017 No.17027654 >>17027648 Where's is there a grammar Hakutaku when you need one?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:50:29 2017 No.17027658 >>17027654 >tfw no Hakutaku to smack you over the head and make sure you be a smarter person

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:51:16 2017 No.17027666 >>17027650 All foxes are lewd at heart anon. Every single one. Some of them just don't know it yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:53:51 2017 No.17027677 >>17027666 That they are. Gonna lewd that loli fox till she likes it. And is carrying a few kits of her own.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:56:40 2017 No.17027691 File: 322 KB, 1530x2160, c9db8ddc97ffee24fb2a8c0811d257dc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17027653 Elins deserve headpats too!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:58:36 2017 No.17027695 >>17027691 Literally thighs gifted to us by the Gods. Bless dem thighs as they have blessed us with their beauty

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:59:28 2017 No.17027699 >>17027653 >Atlach-Nacha >just for headpats Not if the cranky spiderloli has anything to say about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:01:14 2017 No.17027707 >>17027405 English is my second language, so if I write a pastebin, I can't so much about grammar. I will try to watch out for punctuation as more as I can though.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:04:34 2017 No.17027728 >>17027699 See, I'd be happy with a Nacho but I'm 100% against ending up the rear end of a spider. I want to RIDE atop a spider, not be one.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:04:58 2017 No.17027732 >>17027691 >>17027695 I still love that one doujin where one gets money by letting people rub her thighs.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:05:06 2017 No.17027733 File: 119 KB, 261x418, mix-smile girls-1-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How can I get the muscle Hellhound bouncer with abs at the mamono pub, to rape me and claim me as her husband?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:05:13 2017 No.17027735 >>17027658 I'd like to get book smacked by a Hakutaku as she scolds me. Would become a better person.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:05:50 2017 No.17027738 >>17027732 I'd give all my money to rub them thighs

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:06:14 2017 No.17027740 >>17027691 >morbid and cruel sense of humour compared to humans >can't get pregnant >thighs They're a dream come true for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:06:34 2017 No.17027745 >>17027733 As soon as you enter she will recognize you as her husbando.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:06:53 2017 No.17027746 >>17027728 Well, personally I don't think it's THAT bad. Pretty cool actually. That's just me though

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:07:54 2017 No.17027753 >>17027733 Hate sex. Find a way to irritate her without allowing her to vent it by beating you up. >>17027746 I wanted smug, big loli spiders, not to get half of one. Would still wife one, I just wouldn't do that back-end shit.

Anonymous Mon May 15 18:08:50 2017 No.17027760

>>17027707
>English is my second language, so if I write a pastebin, I can't so much about grammar.
There are writefags with English as second language who can do better than writefags with it as first. At the end of the day you're just gonna need to proofread a ton, and periodically check on the grammar of whatever sentence gives you even the slightest vibe of maybe not sounding well.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:10:06 2017 No.17027774 >>17027753 >I just wouldn't do that back-end shit. The problem with them is that it is when you are NOT that shit that they are eternal cunts.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:12:34 2017 No.17027793 >>17027774 I'm fine with that. Just means I'm gonna nuzzle up against her while she tsuns.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:12:38 2017 No.17027794 >>17027753 Would licking her abs work?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:12:43 2017 No.17027796 File: 566 KB, 900x1364, f04244e6f1555365456ae36248f3ee80.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gyaru cats Y/N

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:13:19 2017 No.17027800 >>17027796 Gyaru Dragons > Gyaru Cats

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:13:46 2017 No.17027803 >>17027796 I wouldn't waifu, but I would blow my load inside her once or twice.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:14:44 2017 No.17027805 >>17027794 Nah, she'd just tease you and push you away. You gotta get them involved or make them involved. >>17027796 Eh, I'd rather a Gyaru jinko, although cats are fine too. Especially if they are a slut for me and me only.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:14:46 2017 No.17027806 >>17027803 If you're not gonna buy don't use it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:14:47 2017 No.17027807 >>17027796 Would fill with baby batter and lay hugging in the afterglow.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:16:08 2017 No.17027812 >>17027796 Gyaru maids.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:16:52 2017 No.17027816 >>17027806 I'd be buying for one night, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:16:55 2017 No.17027817 >>17027805 I bet Gyaru Jinkos would be gymnasts instead of bodybuilders. Nice and flexible, while staying just as tall. She's probably show off to you by doing flips and shit and landing in the splits.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:17:18 2017 No.17027820 >>17027800 Anything anything > Anything Dragons

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:18:14 2017 No.17027823 >>17027650 Don't turn the little foxes weird! All they wanted to do was slink from their duties as divine messengers and stuff their cute little faces with fried tofu.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:20:04 2017 No.17027831 >>17027806 Gyaru are rentals anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:20:44 2017 No.17027834 Gyarus are pure

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:20:47 2017 No.17027836 File: 220 KB, 708x1000, 993e5ff4935eee1b7c4623a112542965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17027653 >>17027691 Somebody said Elin?

Anonymous Mon May 15 18:21:49 2017 No.17027841

>>17027817
Probably.
That or she'd be lifting in a bra that pushes up her chest to form a nice bit of cleavage while making overly loud, and overly lewd, grunts and moans.

>>17027823
I'm not turning them weird, just opening them to the weird.

Now they can stuff their cute little faces with fried tofu and get 'stuffed' as well, along with it showing through their robes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:21:49 2017 No.17027842 >>17027831 You're confusing it with ganguro, plus these are monstergirls not 3DPD.

Anonymous Mon May 15 18:22:13 2017 No.17027845

>>17027774
>it is when you are NOT that shit that they are eternal cunts.
Not entirely correct. Ultimately what they need is a thorough mana injection to mellow out, the huge spider form just makes it more efficient. I guess otherwise you'd have to spend significantly more time pumping your grumpy chaos spider full of less concentrated mana.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:23:21 2017 No.17027854 >>17027834 Pure gyarus are pure. Gyaru gyarus are hot as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:25:40 2017 No.17027863 >>17027805 Fuck I give up, what do I have to do? I want to have childreb with her and feel safe in her arms.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:27:38 2017 No.17027869 >>17027805 >spoiler isn't that the point of both 2D and monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:28:43 2017 No.17027876 >>17027841 Wouldn't you rather see a lithe tanned Jinko do a quadruple backflip and land it perfectly? Wouldn't you rather hear her exhausted pants as she looks directly at you with hope that you'll clap in her eyes?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:28:47 2017 No.17027877 >>17027805 Fuck I give up, what do I have to do? I want to have children with her and feel safe in her arms.

Anonymous Mon May 15 18:29:21 2017 No.17027879

>>17027845
This is correct
The spider form simply allows you to quickly inject them with a huge dose and get it over with
If you're not fond of the transformation you'll just have to get lolidom'd that much longer until she gets her fill
It's still a waste to marry a chaos girl if you're not willing to go through with their arguably most important aspect

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:30:35 2017 No.17027884 >>17027879 >It's still a waste to marry a chaos girl if you're not willing to go through with their arguably most important aspect This

Anonymous Mon May 15 18:30:45 2017 No.17027886

>>17027877
>>17027863
Step 1. Gain A Primo membership to the club she's a bouncer for, a position where she CAN'T touch you or rough you up without losing her job.

Step 2. Slowly build up her frustration, make little remarks at her, causally hang around her, demean her.

REALLY get on her nerves.

Step 3. Get her to corner you in a private corner of the club and push her till she snaps and rapes you.

Congratulations, enjoy your hellhound wife.

>>17027869
Probably.
But god damn would it be nice.

>>17027876
Lithe a shit.
Muscle is where its at, they need to be big, bulky, and look like she could break me like Bane broke the Batman.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:32:10 2017 No.17027890 >>17027886 Muscle is shit for gymnasts anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:33:19 2017 No.17027895 >>17027842 Sure, you can waifu a gyaru, anon. Just don't make her sad if she isn't a virgin.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:33:31 2017 No.17027896 File: 151 KB, 800x916, CursedSword5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder who chunni this former dragonslayer is

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:34:56 2017 No.17027898 >>17027895 How do you do that? Get angry at her? Thats good.

Anonymous Mon May 15 18:35:23 2017 No.17027901

>>17027890
And I don't need a gymnast.
The flexibility is nice and all but I want bulk.

I want to see her biceps even when she isn't flexing, her defined back muscles through her shirt, abs that are hard as rock, and muscled thighs that are thick slabs of meat with a pert, perky rear that could kill a man attached.

I'm sick of lithe, I'm looking for muscles I can enjoy, be I bottom, top, or switching with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:35:30 2017 No.17027902 >>17027841 I'm fairly sure instilling a new kind of hunger in them and teaching them how to best enjoy sating it, counts as making the soft little foxes weird.

Anonymous Mon May 15 18:37:45 2017 No.17027910

>>17027896
Now I'm wondering what the different variants of cursed swords are like.
>Delicious Brown Desert Cursed Khopeshes
>Thicc Orcish Cursed Greatswords
>Sadistic Dark Elven Cursed Shortswords
>Himedere Undead Cursed Rapiers
The list is nigh endless.

>>17027901
But I was talking about a Gyaru Gymnast Jinko anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:38:05 2017 No.17027912 >>17027895 >Just don't make her sad if she isn't a virgin. I don't understand.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:38:19 2017 No.17027913 >>17027898 Yeah, don't say bad stuff about her. If you accept it though she will become extra clingy and loving, making sure to never let go of you or do anything that would make you upset.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:38:44 2017 No.17027919 >>17027902 Are you telling me that making that chubby loli fox smile and walk around the shrine with some pep in her step, along with a belly full of seed, is wrong? >>17027910 You asked if I wanted one. I stated I did not and why I would not.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:38:48 2017 No.17027920 >>17027896 Is it really chuuni when she can back up her chuuniness?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:38:56 2017 No.17027921 >>17027913 But no hymen.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:39:55 2017 No.17027923 >>17027912 Sometimes a girl has sex before marrying. >>17027921 Don't be a "no hymen no love" guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:42:35 2017 No.17027935 >>17027803 >>17027816 >>17027831 I hope then you're not hypocrite enough to ask your waifu to be virgin.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:42:47 2017 No.17027936 >>17027886 Is there a gentle/cute route to waifu her where she takes me because she thinks Im cute and wants to protect me?

Anonymous Mon May 15 18:43:33 2017 No.17027942

>>17027923
But I don't think I could do it anon. She's had one of the most special times of her life with another man, she's given him her first love and her hymen, she's even leg locked him. I'm sorry anon I just wouldn't be able to do it. Too many insecurities.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:44:45 2017 No.17027949 >>17027936 You're on your own for that one. Being a cripple works as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:45:46 2017 No.17027954 >>17027923 Sorry. No hymen, no love.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:46:21 2017 No.17027957 >>17027935 My waifu isn't a gyaru. >>17027942 Anon that is completely fine. There are a lot of fish out there, pure and adorable fish just for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:48:23 2017 No.17027966 >>17027957 >My waifu isn't a gyaru >Monstergirls don't have sex before finding a husband Alright m8

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:49:26 2017 No.17027972 >>17027733 Grab her ass as you walk by her, and then give it a good slap. Be sure to compliment her ass while you do it as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:54:21 2017 No.17027994 >>17027886 Thats hot! But how do you get the primo membership and what if the club doesnt have one?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:55:45 2017 No.17028001 >>17027966 >Monstergirls don't have sex before finding a husband Not the guy you're replying to but this isn't exactly true. Many marry on the first fuck even if they didn't plan to but there's also a sizeable amount who don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:56:23 2017 No.17028002 >>17027994 Make friends with the owner. Become a regular. Become so notable that ANYTHING that happens to you would stain the reputation of that place or cause them trouble.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:57:51 2017 No.17028010 >>17027966 My waifu is a dragon mate. It's not rare to see them die virgins.

Anonymous Mon May 15 18:58:48 2017 No.17028012

>>17028001
True, but saying only gyarus have sex before finding a husband isn't true either, and since he is okay with banging girls he's not gonna stay with, he shouldn't complain if his waifu turns out to not be a virgin either.

Using the gyarus as sluts in 2D is also bullshit since they're usually pure/virgin, the sluts are the ganguro.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:00:45 2017 No.17028020 >>17028002 So after the Hellhound raped him she'd have to take responsibility and become his girlfriend to avoid anything bad happening to the club? Sounds like a free ticket to infinite blowjobs.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:01:42 2017 No.17028028 >>17028012 My bad, I misunderstood what side you were on. Also for the record I'd totally be okay with a non-virgin girl because I'd be okay with casually fucking a monster girl before marriage myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:01:55 2017 No.17028031 Ok Anons, get ready for some true degeneracy! Which girl would be the best for handholding?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:02:10 2017 No.17028033 >>17028012 >muh double standards That's nice, tumblr.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:02:35 2017 No.17028034 >>17028020 That it is. You gotta trick them if you can't win them normally. >>17028031 Your wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:03:21 2017 No.17028040 >>17028033 Eh? So it's okay if another guy ends with a girl you have previously fucked but you demand a virgin girl when you aren't one?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:03:41 2017 No.17028043 >>17025166 >Implying Alp being a bad writer is a meme

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:04:40 2017 No.17028049 >>17027604 How autistic of me would it be to devise a new family/type system and categorize all the published monsters into it?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:04:41 2017 No.17028050 >>17028031 The one you're married to. I want to interlock my fingers with a blushing Demon. Both hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:04:48 2017 No.17028052 >>17027796 Smug gyaru Baphos.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:06:14 2017 No.17028056 >>17028010 >It's not rare to see them die virgins. Let's laugh at the dragon spinsters!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:06:57 2017 No.17028058 >>17028033 He actually has a point, it's hypocrisy.

Anonymous Mon May 15 19:08:36 2017 No.17028061

>>17028052
>Anon wakes up one morning after a crazy night only to find three tanned Oppai Loli Baphos in slutty clothes molesting his dick with their mouths.
>The rest of the day is spent with them sexually dominating him and forcing him to pump their wombs full.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:09:40 2017 No.17028063 >>17028058 Remember that your waifu would probably fuck your son and it does not count as ntr.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:11:02 2017 No.17028068 >>17028063 That's got nothing to do with the argument and no, monster girls don't touch another man once they marry and that's an unbreakable rule of the setting.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:11:42 2017 No.17028069 Why are people still biting this asshole's bait?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:13:13 2017 No.17028079 >>17028063 Are you baiting or legit retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:13:59 2017 No.17028085 >>17028061 LOLI IS NOT FOR SEXUAL LOLI IS NOT FOR SEXUAL LOLI IS NOT FOR SEXUAL LOLI ISNOT FOR SEXIAL E LOLI SI BOT FOR SEXUAL LOLI IS NOY FOR SEXUAP LOLI IS NOT FOR SEXIAL LOLI IS NTOF ROE SIELXUAL FOR SEXUAO LOLIR WISANO FR SUEXULA

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:15:40 2017 No.17028096 >>17028061 >Oppai Loli Eh, disappointing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:16:21 2017 No.17028102 >>17028085 >he's angry

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:17:49 2017 No.17028112 >>17027753 What if I want to get beaten up, THEN after the beating get raped by her and be made her husband?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:17:52 2017 No.17028113 >>17026487 Arkham is a fictional town in Massachusetts you dingus. Has alot of spooky stuff happening there.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:19:15 2017 No.17028122 Look at her tiddies!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:19:56 2017 No.17028129 >>17028112 Insinuate that you could take her in a fist fight beforehand. >>17028113 Please no, I don't want to walk into a town of mermaids that are pretending that I don't know their tails are hidden in the skirts and boxes with pants painted on.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:20:23 2017 No.17028132 >>17028096 I was going to make it shortstacks but I've been doing that a lot lately. As long as it's not basic shit-tier Loli Baphomet, it's good.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:22:25 2017 No.17028146 File: 807 KB, 874x1236, 1494890545915.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that slimes can fulfill any visual/cosmetic fantasy and a top tier choice if you don't care about fluff.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:24:33 2017 No.17028159 >>17028146 Too bad for them, I do care about fluff.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:24:52 2017 No.17028162 File: 363 KB, 1680x2048, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17028146 >cosplay slime I liked slimes before, but this definitely pushes them up on the tier list.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:26:21 2017 No.17028172 >>17028162 Queen Slime is the best, of the best, all the best

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:26:35 2017 No.17028175 >>17028049 Very, but don't let that stop you.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:27:01 2017 No.17028178 >>17028162 Why is anon being attacked by slimes?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:27:14 2017 No.17028181 File: 555 KB, 758x1000, 19c151edce9f42f7e2513acee39add57.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17028146 Slimes are dangerous

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:27:26 2017 No.17028183 >>17028146 >>17028162 Slimes a cute. Mine would need to look chubby and busty, or with fat asses.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:27:35 2017 No.17028185 >>17028132 The only shit tier thing here is your atrocious taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:27:40 2017 No.17028186 >>17028040 >>17028058 Why are you trying this hard to push your cuckolding fetish? Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:28:00 2017 No.17028189 >>17028178 Ah, but there is only one slime in that picture, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:28:55 2017 No.17028197 >>17028189 I see three.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:29:05 2017 No.17028198 >>17028185 Stay mad Sabbath. My Baphomet adopteru is going to grow up into a beautiful lady and make her childhood friend a very happy man.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:29:15 2017 No.17028199 >>17028186 You're gonna have to try harder.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:29:32 2017 No.17028201 >>17028162 >You will never be pampered like a king by your Queen Slime wife >She will never make an entire nation out of herself all for the purpose of elevating your life

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:30:27 2017 No.17028209 >>17028197 You see three divisions of the same Queen Slime! Multiple bodies, all one girl. Truly magnificent and unique.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:30:37 2017 No.17028210 >>17028197 A Queen slime has many parts, but they are all her.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:31:25 2017 No.17028214 >>17028209 I don't like slimes, they're messy and they make funny noises.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:32:42 2017 No.17028220 >>17028214 Well, that's your problem then.

Anonymous Mon May 15 19:34:26 2017 No.17028226

>>17028201
>There will never be a single moment where some aspect of your Queen Slime waifu is not on your dick.
>Everywhere in the palace you go, one of the maids is there to stroke your dick.
>One of the Knights is always there to get on her knees and suck.
>One of the Advisers is always there to bend over the desk and let you ravage her ass.
>One of the Chefs is always there to let you use her watermelon sized tits as an onahole.
>And if it isn't one of the servants, it's the Queen herself acting as a bed as you thrust down into her greedy pussy.
>And on your birthday you get to experience the combined lust of the entire kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:34:57 2017 No.17028229 File: 416 KB, 874x1236, 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17028159 Amen, brother.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:36:57 2017 No.17028238 What would a Hellhound do if she goes to sleep and then wakes up in the middle of the night to find anon (who she has never seen before) cuddling up to her as there is an order patrol looking out for him, for being a monster sympathizer?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:38:46 2017 No.17028250 File: 739 KB, 900x1215, 53063824_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17028229 >nipples visible through clothing YES

Anonymous Mon May 15 19:42:42 2017 No.17028270

>>17028226
Literally perfection. Even better if her heightened intelligence lets her really act out different personalities through each of them.
>The maids are shy and demure, blushing and looking meekly away as they pump your dick with their hands
>The knights are proud and haughty, taking it on as a 'noble duty' to gulp down as much of your cum as possible
>The advisers are coy and sensual in tempting you and more than any of the others tease and remind you its all in your head and its all just your wife before then acting completely different to mess with your mind
>The chefs are cheery and eager, though don't want to get 'caught' by the guards, which you only later realize wouldn't have mattered
>The Queen herself is whatever you want most at the moment, though naturally a smug himedere
I want it so bad!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:49:01 2017 No.17028302 >>17028229 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:50:19 2017 No.17028313 >>17028270 They're under rated girls.

Anonymous Mon May 15 19:51:04 2017 No.17028317

>>17028229
>>17028250
Would you want to be given to the Kitsune shrine princess as her husband by your village?
Would you want to watch her massive breasts bounce up and down on your dick knowing that you've living the fantasy you'd had for years about the girl who used to babysit you?

>>17028238
She'd keep him safe before turning him into her husband.

>>17028270
What about the villagers, the rogue divisions kept in the dungeon, the mages, the prostitutes and the shopkeepers?
How would you react to the Queen telling you that her mind split apart into different personalities long ago and that every slime in the kingdom is basically a different person all of them in love with you?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:52:37 2017 No.17028327 >>17028052 They'd better be cute as hell because smug gyarus sound like they would be infuriating.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:53:52 2017 No.17028333 File: 141 KB, 816x1157, C9n7WIwV0AArPVF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:55:03 2017 No.17028338 >>17028327 They're smug as hell until you "accidentally" put it in one of their pussies instead of their ass like they're used to you doing. They get even more flustered while you grope their boobs and tease their inverted nipples out during.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:55:09 2017 No.17028339 >>17028333 I'd adopt her.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:56:09 2017 No.17028343 >>17028333 Cute. Would take home.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:56:45 2017 No.17028346 >>17028229 Cough up the source faggot.

Anonymous Mon May 15 19:57:44 2017 No.17028350

>>17028317
>Villagers fawn and swoon over the king, and should he choose to be with them they're inexperienced but as eager as anyone imaginable, doing literally anything at his suggestion to the best of their ability with 'tears' in their eyes
>Rogues are sadistic, 'assassinating' the king in a pack, roughly forcing him down and moaning expertly as they cowgirl and reverse cowgirl him as he's pinned to the floor
>Mages are very easily flustered, almost literally melting at his touch and orgasming like an explosion when he pumps them in a mating press on their various workbenches and lab tables
>Prostitutes honestly at times make him think they might be actual prostitutes that see other men which adds to the rush, but deep down he knows its all just an act where he's the only client they've ever had
>Shopkeepers instantly pull down their tops revealing bouncing, billowing breasts whenever he comes in, begging to have the royal 'jelly' shot all over them with starry eyes
Either that way or the regular way, its all perfect. I'd tell her I at least hope she feels all the tons of love I pour into her every day as I go about the castle town making love to her in many, many different ways.

Anonymous Mon May 15 19:57:52 2017 No.17028351
File: 1.99 MB, 2670x1439, __cheshire_cat_hellhound_and_manticore_monster_girl_encyclopedia__1a72b1391d0e3b4de05f45ddfebb1c10.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

You're hanging out with your monstergirl childhood friend at her place for the first time! She always wants to go to your place, but you're able to convince her to let you go to her place to hang out for once. Her room is pretty normal, you're not so sure what she was so afraid of.
While you're both playing games together, she gets up, saying she has to go to the washroom, and leaves you alone in her room. You know it's invasive of her privacy, but you decide to snoop a little bit, looking in the one place where everybody, young and old, hides their secrets: under the bed.

What do you find under your friend's bed?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:00:54 2017 No.17028362 >>17028351 A small shrine containing photos of me at various times including sleeping.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:04:22 2017 No.17028379 >>17028346 Use google faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:05:55 2017 No.17028389 >>17028351 Her hoard which contains some cash and cool, shiny stones. Joke's on her though. I'm not her friend because she has money, I'm her friend because I like her. Sweet and pure love.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:08:15 2017 No.17028398 >>17028351 A bunch of clumsy drafts of a contract written in crayon.

Anonymous Mon May 15 20:13:00 2017 No.17028416

>>17028389
How do you think she'll react when she comes back and see's you've pulled her Hoard out from beneath her bed and onto her bed and are resting on top of it like the cover of that trashy romance novel of her mother's she swiped and hid under the bed?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:22:19 2017 No.17028462 >>17028351 Some of my missing clothes, a couple locks of my hair, a voodoo effigy vaguely resembling me, and a large quantity of rope.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:24:10 2017 No.17028473 >>17028033 Oh its the"muh double standards" guy

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:25:13 2017 No.17028477 >>17028351 Poorly made dolls of the both of us in wedding attire alongside a bunch of doodles with the two of us on adventures.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:27:56 2017 No.17028487 >>17028477 Phantom.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:29:53 2017 No.17028495 >>17028487 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:30:01 2017 No.17028496 >>17028333 Oooo, I wanna give her a home and put her through college.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:30:35 2017 No.17028500 >>17028495 Salamander?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:32:34 2017 No.17028504 >>17028500 Now you're right.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:35:09 2017 No.17028511 >>17028504 That's fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:37:06 2017 No.17028519 >>17028511 I guess it is.

Anonymous Mon May 15 20:42:28 2017 No.17028535 [DELETED]

>>17027949
That would be very fun, scary and loving at the same time:

> Hi.
> Hey! says with a smug smile
> Would you marry me if I were crippled? I mean, Hellhounds like weak guys that look they need protection, right?
> Eh?!

> CRACK!
> "OH GOD!" shouts anon in pain
> "What the fuck?!" the horrified Hellhound yells
> "Still not enough?"
> CRACK!
> "ARRRGH!"
> "Stop it!"
> "Is that a no?"
> "Okay! Okay! I will marry you! Just stop! NOW!"
> "Seriously?"
> "Yes, having a man that wants me THAT MUCH?! Of course yes, I dont think there is any other unmarried monster that can brag about her would be husband being so into her to do that, at least not Hellhounds. We are the ones who chase men and they flee. That was the most horrifying, disturbing and yet endearing thing I have ever seen. Please never do it again."
> She princess carry anon
> "First of all, we have to see the Unicorn healer."

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:43:25 2017 No.17028538 >>17028535 What made you think this was be a good thing to post?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:45:15 2017 No.17028547 There's seriously some fucking horrible writer in here posting apparently into hellhound stuff that needs to fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:46:06 2017 No.17028551 >>17028535 I'll pay you 20$ to find another community

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:47:32 2017 No.17028556 I told you fags that Hellhounds are cancer.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:48:17 2017 No.17028558 >>17028538 The anon saying getting crippled was a good idea. No matter how shitty, I can make a greentext of any scenario given to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:48:21 2017 No.17028559 I'm starting to think we've got a falseflagger among us.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:48:30 2017 No.17028560 >>17028535 These threads really need to stop using ALLCAPS, shit is cringey.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:48:32 2017 No.17028561 >>17028556 There are certainly certain monstergirls that attract just the absolute dregs, shame as it may be for the others that are okay

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:48:41 2017 No.17028564 >>17028556 For once it actually appears to be one retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:48:50 2017 No.17028566 >>17028416 She'd probably blush and fly through the window in panic. I'd hear her mom ara ara from the other room.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:49:51 2017 No.17028570 >>17028560 >These threads Anon, It's generally just been that asshat. I know I personally avoid allcaps.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:51:09 2017 No.17028580 File: 67 KB, 371x409, disgust.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17028535 You make me feel bad for the hellhoundfags who have to put up with your godawful excuses for greentexts.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:51:46 2017 No.17028586 >>17028535 >Patheticfags are literally so adverse to the thought of improving they're now coming up with ways to actually cripple themselves Every day we reach new unfathomed depths

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:54:07 2017 No.17028601 >>17028566 You'd better make that cute Dragon a happy girl anon. Snuggle that Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:55:55 2017 No.17028605 >>17028586 Why do you keep forcing that meme

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:57:07 2017 No.17028613 >>17028605 Not him, but it's a pretty apt term for those with so much self-loathing that they cannot conceive of themselves doing anything other than going limp like a ragdoll cat.

Anonymous Mon May 15 21:01:24 2017 No.17028636 [DELETED]

>>17028586
I liked it, but only because I read it as comedy. Not as something someone would actually do, for real.

I doubt it was an actual scenario, for once because pound for pound, if you do the calculations it takes less effort and pay even to train to become a Salamander husband than crippling yourself.

Despite what slapstick comedy tells you it is hard as fuck. Unless you are running high on adrenaline. I know a guy who did cut his finger but it was on a bus accident and the bus had his finger trapped.

He had to choose between cutting his fingers and die in a Rambo Explosion.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:02:27 2017 No.17028642 >>17028636 >reddit spacing

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:03:45 2017 No.17028648 File: 956 KB, 1752x2510, img000012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never hug a thicc awoo by her stomach

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:04:28 2017 No.17028651 >>17028648 That wolf needs to go for a run.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:04:47 2017 No.17028654 >>17028601 You have no idea anon. I'd cling to her no matter how embarrassed she is and I'll say that she is my treasure.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:05:41 2017 No.17028660 >>17028648 >>17028651 It goes 100% furry a few pages later.

Anonymous Mon May 15 21:06:07 2017 No.17028664

>>17028586
Woa! Wait a sec anon, I know there is a lot of shit from some members of our bench. But this time you can't blame patheticfags, as the story or scenario in question did not had any requirement for self-improvement where crippling yourself was an alternative to improve. If she was, let's say a Salamander or a Lizardman you could have grounds for arguing it was a patheticfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:06:38 2017 No.17028669 >>17028648 She actually has mofu and no human ears, good on Methonium for that. >>17028660 Oh goddammit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:08:15 2017 No.17028677 >>17028636 The fuck are you on about retard

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:09:09 2017 No.17028681 >>17028648 Too fat.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:09:59 2017 No.17028685 >>17028560 gasps CRINGEY?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:11:49 2017 No.17028692 >>17028685 Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:11:56 2017 No.17028694 >>17028669 http://i.imgur.com/JSoYlUe.jpg Bask in the glorious terribleness.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:12:08 2017 No.17028695 >>17028560 You know what is stupid? ALLCAPS.com

Anonymous Mon May 15 21:13:02 2017 No.17028700

>>17028351
It's a book. An ornate, unmarked cover, but the dense shorthand in the margins brooks no doubt for the owner's identity. The original text is a study of corrupting and infectious mamono phenomena, including several original monographs by noted experts in the field, and accounts from the.. infectees themselves.

The appendix is largely a list of contact information. The list is angrily crossed out to nearly the end. The penultimate entry is circled frantically, exclamation points abound.

Pinned inside the back cover in a note, with a series of dates leading up through the last two weeks... with the last, underlined date, being today.

I'm already sweating. I was expecting a silly girly journal, or a chest full of silly childhood keepsakes to tease her about.

What I get, when I turn around, is nearly the opposite. There is no innocence in her gleaming eyes, in her parted lips.

And no mercy in the lurid gaze of the much taller, mature, tentacle'd figure looming behind.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:13:33 2017 No.17028703 >>17028694 Bad on Methonium for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:13:58 2017 No.17028705 >>17028694 Why would you post it even in imgur you turbofaggot?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:14:11 2017 No.17028706 >>17028677 No need for insulting. I was just saying that I really doubt that anyone would really choose to cripple himself over improving. If anything because pound for pound crippling yourself is harder than improving.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:16:37 2017 No.17028715 >>17028703 methonium is actually paid by the gov to go legit and make these to inform the public about mg biology for when they reveal cute mg exist. crab's polt? she can probably transform to less fur too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:17:34 2017 No.17028720 >>17028703 It's just a gag/joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:17:41 2017 No.17028721 >>17028694 Eh, who cares. Ogre is the best girl so who even cares about the others?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:18:33 2017 No.17028728 >>17028715 You're going a little off the deep end mate. Are you the sod that typed that Hellhound shit from a few minutes ago? >>17028720 >joke Where have I heard this before?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:20:35 2017 No.17028737 >>17028728 no? also what hellhound thing

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:21:28 2017 No.17028741 File: 725 KB, 904x1126, 57994636_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:22:59 2017 No.17028751 >>17028741 That better not be a bed she's sitting on while wearing shoes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:24:50 2017 No.17028757 >>17028694 What a shame.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:25:03 2017 No.17028762 File: 1.03 MB, 1752x2510, img000016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17028651 She will when she gets her thicc under control. >>17028681 That's why you get her back in shape.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:26:23 2017 No.17028768 >>17028694 That's not even good kemono.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:43:47 2017 No.17028844 File: 677 KB, 2148x2000, 1398118479628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lamias are the comfiest gf

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:45:57 2017 No.17028852 File: 376 KB, 874x1236, 5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17028844 Reminder they're coldblooded, so you have to let them curl around you to get to proper temperatures or do it outside. Preferably both.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:47:22 2017 No.17028856 >>17028844 No, Hellhound breasts are the comfiest. They are firm yet soft, and dark. I have heard Wurms have breasts as comfy as Hellhounds.

Anonymous Mon May 15 21:48:20 2017 No.17028861

>You'll never work in a hospital using experimental Demonic Energy procedures.
>You'll never help monstergirls with medicine they could never have imagined.
>You'll never see the joyful look on a young Harpy's face when you use DE to regrow her lost wing.
>You'll never see a Dragon start crying as she opens her eyes and sees the world for the first time in a decade.
>You'll never feel a little Elf toddler's hand touch your arm as you watch over her after a successful procedure to replace her failing heart and know you've just given that child her future back.
Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:49:28 2017 No.17028864 File: 309 KB, 800x1000, MGE Yeti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17028856 Fuzzy warming snuggle lumps

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:54:10 2017 No.17028873 File: 145 KB, 704x900, 1416420017299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17028852 Yes. Nothing better than cuddling with one or two under the blankets in a cold night of winter.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:57:18 2017 No.17028884 >>17028861 You also accidentally incubize after somebody fucks up the aseptic technique and contaminates the place.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:58:13 2017 No.17028890 File: 314 KB, 1443x1084, Literal Ogre Perfection.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17028721 The lack of Aka and Ao Oni stories is fucking criminal, too. Would want to be smashed by Methodonium's Oni.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:59:36 2017 No.17028895 >>17028852 Sauce

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:01:52 2017 No.17028899 >>17028895 >>17023660

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:03:37 2017 No.17028905 >>17028899 Well shit

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:04:14 2017 No.17028907 >>17028351 Various arcane tomes and artifacts, all leaking with a dark power. Or something like that, maybe a bit less on the chuuny side, but general nerd magic things.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:07:48 2017 No.17028917 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that you should properly pamper and spend time with your ryus. They go yan if ignored for too long. Which is cute in its own right but can go destructive if unchecked

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:13:40 2017 No.17028936 >>17028873 Lamias and other reptile girls would probably take advantage of you if you were bedridden with a fever

Anonymous Mon May 15 22:13:55 2017 No.17028938 [DELETED]

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>>17028768
http://imgur.com/a/1mtqT

>Kemono
>Ever good
It's only ever good if it's more vanilla than ice cream, and even then it's like fapping to the idea of fucking a sapient Snuggles Bear, but human sized.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:17:22 2017 No.17028956 File: 3.98 MB, 2134x3031, fcae51aaf022288b1fcb9516d1a07229.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Breast envy is bad

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:19:46 2017 No.17028969 >>17028938 You were doing good until I saw the last image.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:20:04 2017 No.17028970 >>17028956 And the worst of it all, they vent it out not at her, but you when you stare at her breasts?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:21:25 2017 No.17028978 >>17028936 With the excuse of wanting to heal you back, yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:26:01 2017 No.17029003 File: 538 KB, 750x728, 6d469ef7cfdaacc386942d61f524a721.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you like clingy monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:27:30 2017 No.17029008 >>17029003 Clingy girls are the best. I want a possessive girl bordering on yandere to protect my smile.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:28:30 2017 No.17029012 >>17029003 Yes. They are super fun to tease too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:28:52 2017 No.17029013 >>17028890 >You will never have an Ogre or Orc drinking buddy.

Anonymous Mon May 15 22:30:36 2017 No.17029022

>>17028969
She still had the most vanilla end of all the fucked up shit that tank had. I should probably get to deleting that album in case it ends up unintentionally starting a fire. Which is the sad part because I want to like the Siths but the fucking kemono shit KC pulled kills it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:32:33 2017 No.17029029 >>17029003 The clingier the better.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:36:18 2017 No.17029038 File: 273 KB, 900x652, 1372337647123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is bard the best class for manlets confirmed?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:43:13 2017 No.17029063 >>17029022 I like Cu.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:01:27 2017 No.17029137 >>17029038 I don't know, I'm a healslut

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:02:51 2017 No.17029142 >>17029003 I don't really have a choice about that do I?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:06:51 2017 No.17029152 >>17026487 I want to hurt you.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:07:55 2017 No.17029160 >>17028129 >Please no, I don't want to walk into a town of mermaids that are pretending that I don't know their tails are hidden in the skirts and boxes with pants painted on. Then stay out of Innsmouth.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:11:07 2017 No.17029172 >>17029038 Bards need charisma, something manlets don't have.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:12:12 2017 No.17029176 >>17029160 All they've got are Mindflayers. They even think they're not being obvious.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:14:37 2017 No.17029182 File: 137 KB, 800x539, 1451291408656.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17029176 Problem?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:15:42 2017 No.17029183 >>17029182 I'm not a fan of wet willies.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:18:25 2017 No.17029190 >>17029172 Just like Napoleon, Hitler, Caesar and Alexander, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:18:41 2017 No.17029191 File: 441 KB, 529x608, 1411407880609.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17029183 You're just trying to protect your ears, but the ladies know you love it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:18:55 2017 No.17029192 >>17027836 The Sabbath would be greatly improved by ensuring all members have the body and spiteful personality of an Elin.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:18:57 2017 No.17029193 >>17029172 >Lanklets >when will they learn?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:23:27 2017 No.17029205 File: 166 KB, 800x1000, And away we go.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17029190 What was that? I can't hear you all the way up here.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:24:51 2017 No.17029210 >>17028694 It's a little funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:26:47 2017 No.17029219 >>17029205 >needing to hear >on a chinese car dealership website

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:26:47 2017 No.17029220 File: 103 KB, 530x750, 41166901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17029191 Yeah, well, two can play at that game. And I've got the upper hand, what with those big ol' targets up there.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:37:30 2017 No.17029263 >this whole thread it's shit

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:40:24 2017 No.17029273 File: 297 KB, 600x600, Slooow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17029263

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:42:14 2017 No.17029281 File: 1.22 MB, 1485x1122, fe540ed6e03b0d900e870691ff16c0f2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder than you cannot win or lose against monsters. You can only love them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:42:29 2017 No.17029282 >>17029191 I bet they would be especially merciless to anyone with an ASMR fetish

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:44:31 2017 No.17029288 >>17029281 now THATS a sheep

Anonymous Mon May 15 23:48:21 2017 No.17029301

>>17028351
A journal she started keeping since we became sparring partners. Her tough, stoic exterior is a fake...hiding someone vulnerable and insecure. Someone who knows the troubles I've been going through, and is waiting for me to say the word so she can make it feel all better. Someone who desperately wants me to grab her by the tail, bend her over, pound her Kakuen-style, and make her feel like a real woman like all the stories she's heard about anon and his waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:49:42 2017 No.17029306 >>17028351 Her friend who was lying in ambush. I am proactively dated for some time.

Anonymous Mon May 15 23:58:20 2017 No.17029333

Are Inaris the best girls for watching anime with in bed?

>Google TAILED.COM.
>Find Manticore porn, but also Tailed.sex.
>Website dedicated entirely to Kitsune porn, usually kind or gentle femdom.
>Hundreds of cute Kitsunes lying in bed with their future husbands, spooning and holding hands while they moan to each other.
>Others with their pussies right over a lucky guy's face, pushing him into her with two of her tails.

I would find the best videos on that website and show them to my Waifu.

Anonymous Tue May 16 00:01:15 2017 No.17029348

>>17029282
You know what i really hate about those ASMR videos?
They're going along all nice for half an hour, and then there's sudden, loud, disgusting slurping noises really close to the microphone. Who the fuck finds that - or the alternative that sounds like a dog licking his balls - relaxing?

Anonymous Tue May 16 00:04:40 2017 No.17029355
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>>17029281
I can win or lose if it's part of a game. Like me covering myself in lube and running through the maze created specifically for my waifus to hunt me down. There are four exits to the maze. They go one into each exit. There really isn't a way to win, unless you cheat. I think it'd be fun. Hell, I'd turn that into a capital attraction at the Main city in the Demon Realms. People would pay good money for that. I'd call it "Find a Husband". Waifu would be so proud.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 00:20:17 2017 No.17029411 >>17029176 And suddenly I'm reminded of a line that now has more impact on me than it did when I first heard it... >Ever hear of something called a Shaggoth?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 00:22:08 2017 No.17029417 >>17029411 >TEKILI LI TEKILI LI

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 00:31:38 2017 No.17029443 >>17023897 jinko jinko jinko jinko jinko

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 00:33:00 2017 No.17029446 >>17024248 >not Night time is the right time

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 00:40:53 2017 No.17029472 >>17017236 I want to pump that body until I'm hunchback

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 00:47:16 2017 No.17029498 >>17029411 >mge innsmouth >it's full of quiet little girls >they're actual sahuagins >they find a forgotten shoggoth at the bottom of the sea >they all look up to her as their big sister

Anonymous Tue May 16 00:51:54 2017 No.17029506

If only there was more monster girl related music to imagine the waifus singing.

Say what you will about the characters and the lyrics, but the EMG character songs were pretty amazing.

>tfw you will never find a beautiful mermaid waifu
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IZ_VGbZd8No

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 00:54:00 2017 No.17029511 >>17029498 >Roll into MGE Innsmouth >Expect horror and unsettling ominous unspeakable things >It's actually the comfiest quaintest fishing town ever >But there's something in the water

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 00:56:24 2017 No.17029517 >>17029511 Besides demonic energy?!?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 01:12:41 2017 No.17029540 >>17029498 I had an idea for MGE silent hill once. Various girls who are normal during the day but go through corruption during night time.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 01:27:01 2017 No.17029566 File: 326 KB, 708x1000, C7STRsOVAAAo7Pm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 01:32:15 2017 No.17029576 >>17029566 What does this say in American? I don't speak Spanish.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 01:33:55 2017 No.17029580 File: 311 KB, 3000x2774, CS6yXZZ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17029576 The pleasure of being cummed inside.

Anonymous Tue May 16 01:39:44 2017 No.17029590

>>17029580
>Be an adventurer, travelling across the world, doing quests, exploring dungeons and such.
>Enter a clearing in a fairly quiet and peaceful forest.
>See this Baphomet resting on her scythe.
>She sees you and licks her lips.
>Get a feeling of immense power, emanating from her.

What do?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 01:41:11 2017 No.17029591 >not watching fox spirit matchmaker

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 01:42:29 2017 No.17029593 >>17029590 Ask her if she can teach me magic. Clearly I was sent here for a reason. I wonder what being her apprentice would be like.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 01:44:56 2017 No.17029600 >>17029580 I cast silence on her and run. This forest clearing is supernaturally foggy. I suspect a trap.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 01:54:51 2017 No.17029622 >>17029600 What kind of trap?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 02:03:23 2017 No.17029655 >>17029622 My guess is something like a fairy ring but with lolis instead. I realized after posting that baphomets are surprisingly one of the physically strongest so I'd probably get caught anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 02:06:23 2017 No.17029665 >>17028884 Anon, I'd already be an incubus. The best part of the work day would be going home to the waifu and collapsing on the couch with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 02:06:39 2017 No.17029666 >>17029590 scream IDENTITY DEAAAAATH because im probably about to be corrupted in the not so good way

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 02:08:36 2017 No.17029678 >>17029666 If you're worried about identity death you'd better take care to never age.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 02:25:42 2017 No.17029751 >>17029666 Speaking of identity death. I always wondered why people here dislike it so much.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 02:27:19 2017 No.17029761 File: 394 KB, 1790x2048, lihc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17029751 Death is a scary word.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 02:28:46 2017 No.17029765 >>17029751 Anon, it's the total death of who you were and being replaced by someone else. Your body keeps on living but you're not the person piloting it anymore. People just have a lot of misconceptions of what is and is not Identity Death.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 02:29:57 2017 No.17029771 Newest Kobold commission is done, contains bitchsuits. http://imgur.com/5PS0VV3 The cartoony style is different, but I quite like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 02:33:59 2017 No.17029781 >>17029771 Looks nice man!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 02:35:44 2017 No.17029787 >>17029771 Stop making bondage cute, ok? please, I'm starting to like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 02:38:00 2017 No.17029793 >>17029787 Bondage can be cute anon. Like tying your waifu up and seeing her cute protests. Or your waifu tying you up and saying how adorably vulnerable you look. And bondage can be a trust exercise! I don't really know anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 02:39:08 2017 No.17029797 >>17029787 Yeah, what this anon >>17029793 says.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 02:41:20 2017 No.17029807 >>17029793 I don't agree with KDF's brand of bondage, but yeah. Bondage is cute, from both sides.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 02:43:35 2017 No.17029815 >>17029807 Yeah his bondage is a little too far for me. But I don't have a problem with it. I'd just do a little more lighter bondage. With vanilla ropes and stuff, nothing too serious other than maybe a spreader bar and tying her wrists up.

Anonymous Tue May 16 02:52:38 2017 No.17029852

>>17029815
One of her favorite scenarios is pretending she's a yandere Idol who ties me down and rapes me.
Another one is being captured by a hero who uses her mouth as an unwilling cumdump.
Sometimes she really just likes tying me up and teasing me all over to make me smile.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 02:53:47 2017 No.17029856 >>17029852 You anon are a man of fine taste. Both of those scenarios are top tier and so is your waifu just waning to tie you up. I'd do that with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 02:55:28 2017 No.17029863 >>17029852 Those sound pretty comfy anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 02:57:41 2017 No.17029874 >>17029771 I don't know if it makes it better or worse that they look so happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 02:59:21 2017 No.17029880 >>17029856 Her cosplay fetish doesn't hurt either. She makes costumes for roleplaying it's cute. >>17029863 My fantasies about my waifu always come back to comfy eventually.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:05:42 2017 No.17029905 File: 231 KB, 784x1145, good_doggy_ugu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17028694 Why are wolf girls so obedient? I thought only dog girls should have that trait.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:07:03 2017 No.17029909 >>17029905 Feral ones are most likely what you're looking for. Ones that live in towns or cities most likely wouldn't be as vicious.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:08:59 2017 No.17029919 >>17029880 Roleplay is also top tier. Gets even better with cosplay. I wonder what kind of cosplay scenarios would you do.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:11:43 2017 No.17029924 >>17029905 Know how I know the writer of this comic has never owned a dog?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:20:21 2017 No.17029941 >>17029919 Thanks to temporary body changing potions and her own illusion magic she could do literally anyone. Her favorites are Morrigan, Shamsiel, A Summoner from Doom, and Elise from Madworld. Two guesses what she is.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:21:29 2017 No.17029943 >>17029905 Quick question: Source of the image?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:22:55 2017 No.17029946 >>17029924 They'll listen if they're really well disciplined. I imagine canine girls are the same.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:23:35 2017 No.17029949 What is it about spiders that makes them the best?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:24:35 2017 No.17029950 https://twitter.com/critnuke/status/864344327580901376 Lewd Lich is best Lich.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:27:25 2017 No.17029953 >>17029946 They listen to two commands: Sit and (if you're lucky) Heel. Good luck getting them to listen to anything else and not just look at you expectantly.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:31:58 2017 No.17029964 >>17029953 >TFW you will never have a confused foxgirl stare at you

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:34:11 2017 No.17029967 >>17029950 Cold nipples.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:35:01 2017 No.17029970 >>17029943 Look who he's replying to and ask if there's any correlation. I'll give you a hint. Furry.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:35:35 2017 No.17029972 I hope Anon is carried off into the woods by a strongfat Bear Girl, as a 'forest bride'!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:40:56 2017 No.17029995 >>17029972 >Ulric! >Uuulric!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:42:03 2017 No.17029998 >>17029967 Cold milk.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:42:11 2017 No.17029999 File: 295 KB, 500x706, 49419964_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17029964

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:44:35 2017 No.17030012 >>17029999 Mystical Fox quads!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:45:35 2017 No.17030016 >>17029998 Best milk.

Anonymous Tue May 16 03:45:47 2017 No.17030018

Nurarihyon might be the best monster to get adopted by thanks to her power of charisma

>Be Zipanguese orphan
>Get adopted by a Nurarihyon
>Always the popular kid in kindergarten
>Make even more friends at elementary school
>Puberty kicks in shortly after entering middle school
>Have sex with all the girls in my class
>And all the teachers too
>Literally live out my sexual fantasies on a daily basis

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:47:53 2017 No.17030025 >>17030012 >9999 tails

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:48:42 2017 No.17030029 >>17030018 >Have sex with all the girls in my class That's getting dangerously close to cucking all of the male students in your class.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:49:32 2017 No.17030036 >>17030029 Not if his Momster got him enrolled in a school that's usually girls only.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:51:09 2017 No.17030042 >>17030025 I think stopping at nine is sufficient. That's getting to the point where you're mindbreaking even eldritch abominations.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:55:09 2017 No.17030056 >>17030029 >>17030036 Nurarihyon's power only works on yokais so she would need to send him to a monster girl only school to make sure everyone loves her son

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:55:26 2017 No.17030058 >>17030029 That's not even close man.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:56:56 2017 No.17030064 >>17030036 >>17030056 >Girl only school >In MGE Sure, what ever you say.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:57:49 2017 No.17030068 File: 346 KB, 1009x1017, 121436785435.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lizardgirls make good henchwomen.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:57:58 2017 No.17030069 >>17030058 Do you mean >That's not even close to cucking man or >That's not close to cucking. That IS cucking.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:59:47 2017 No.17030076 >>17029953 You must suck with dogs. I taught mine to sit and lay down, shake, and a command to retrieve his ball.

Anonymous Tue May 16 04:01:45 2017 No.17030083

>>17030036
>>17030056
Still, while it is a power fantasy and all that. Looking from the outside you just look like an asshole.
You just go out of your way to have sex with all of the girls and taking their first time just because you can. To a lot of people you are ruining those girls for others and you won't even love them afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 04:05:12 2017 No.17030096 >>17030069 Let's say NTR is a person, and that person lives in Los Angeles. We're currently on the French island of Reunion, that's how close we are.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 04:12:14 2017 No.17030114 >>17030042 No! Never enough. She must become the core of the mofuverse.

Anonymous Tue May 16 04:12:22 2017 No.17030115

>>17030096
I'm still not entirely okay with it. It would just be weird with all the girls in the school having gotten dicked by one guy. No matter what girl you like or want to date you will always be "The second guy".
My biggest problem isn't with girls having had sex. With most MGs that's kinda inevitable. The problem is that you know the guy and he's still there. It would be weird if you started to date someone and you have to deal with the guy who came inside of her before you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 04:15:13 2017 No.17030121 File: 189 KB, 1200x849, 17478270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17030114 Maybe she already IS.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 04:22:24 2017 No.17030139 >>17030083 You would have to take responsibility and marry all of them either way Even if you don't want to, I doubt a monster girl would ever give up on a man she fell in love with no matter if that man is a slut with a ridiculously huge harem

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 04:23:54 2017 No.17030144 >>17030114 >>17030121 The elemental plane of mofu you say?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 04:26:49 2017 No.17030152 >>17030139 I kinda feel bad for the monster girl in this scenario. They fall in love with a man but he has a huge harem. But they still love him so they join the 15+ harem. Must be heartbreaking.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 04:38:16 2017 No.17030184 >>17030115 But if he's still around, she's still fucking him.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 04:49:25 2017 No.17030211 >>17030184 And then you have the problem of "Congratulations, no one except him gets to have a girlfriend. Go suck a dick and become an alp if you're that desperate."

Anonymous Tue May 16 05:16:25 2017 No.17030278

Alright maybe Nurarihyon giving her powers to her horny teenager son is a bad idea

I'd still love to have a Nurarihyon monster even if she kept her powers to herself
They seem like the kind of mothers who don't care what you do as long as it makes you happy. I imagine they would do a lot of irresponsible things such as inviting you to skip school so you can go to the beach with her
Everyone would be envious of you having such a cool mom

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 05:20:05 2017 No.17030288 >>17030278 That sounds nice. I bet she would bribe him to come with her by buying him new games or something. And now all I can hear in my mind is "stacy's mom". him bringing some of his guy friends over must be really weird.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 05:22:24 2017 No.17030294 >>17030211 They can just fuck their moms or sisters or something.

Anonymous Tue May 16 05:31:48 2017 No.17030328

>>17030294
>Implying that all of them are adopted by a monster girl
>Implying that if they weren't you should fuck you human mom
>Implying that their dad isn't still alive
>Implying that their sisters don't have boyfriends already
>Implying that since you can't get a girlfriend you have to go for your sister instead
>Implying that wouldn't really hurt them since you would only do it because you don't have another option.
>Implying everyone is into incest
>Implying that this solves anything regardless.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 05:31:54 2017 No.17030329 >>17030288 >Anon prepared himself to go to school >His Nurarihyon mother asks him if he could do her a favor >He replies yes without a thought >"Thanks then you're skipping school today so we can go buy and play the new Pokemon together."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 05:33:41 2017 No.17030336 >>17030329 >He gets one and she gets the other so hey can trade and get all the pokémon. That's kinda cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 05:33:56 2017 No.17030338 >>17030328 Well then maybe next time they should be more proactive and get themselves a girlfriend in the school full of monster girls before Chad Thundercock snaps them all up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 05:35:01 2017 No.17030345 >>17030338 >Chad Thundercock Kek

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 05:38:15 2017 No.17030362 File: 64 KB, 600x910, when you make your enemies cooler than you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"There is a rat in our midst, but don't worry. >She can't squirrel away forever."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 05:38:16 2017 No.17030363 Big girls are best for stroking their hair while they Tell you they aren't afraid of thunder while trembling

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 05:45:50 2017 No.17030376 >>17030363 This meme again...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 05:48:01 2017 No.17030383 >>17030336 Would you trade her your legendary pokemons for a bunch of first area lv3 birds? It would make her really happy you know

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 05:49:39 2017 No.17030388 >>17030362 So is it a rat or a squirrel?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 05:58:34 2017 No.17030420 File: 54 KB, 600x794, 1494928714683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17030388 It's actually a Best Korean

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 06:06:55 2017 No.17030454 >>17030383 Sure, but she's pushing her luck.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 06:21:12 2017 No.17030506 >>17030420 Oh, it's a not-furry version of that flavor of the month fox that /co/ was obsessed over when I still gave a crap about that board that originated from a north korean propaganda cartoon. Neat.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 06:25:06 2017 No.17030515 File: 30 KB, 500x500, RIP AND PREY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17030420 >Spoiler Does she like heavy metal and noodles?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 06:25:16 2017 No.17030516 >>17030454 You'd make a good son even though I'd you said no she'd simply get any yokai to do it instead It would be weird to come home and see your mother trading Pokemons with some random Tanuki NEET she practically kidnapped

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 06:33:10 2017 No.17030548 >>17030516 Is the tanuki sporting glasses, freckles, and wearing a hoodie? Because that's cute if so

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 06:36:26 2017 No.17030567 Is turning your waifu into a loli and role playing she's your daughteru wrong?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 06:40:00 2017 No.17030584 >>17030567 Not sure, but it's pretty weird.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 06:44:59 2017 No.17030597 >>17030548 Yes and baggy eyes too Don't get attached to her because she will go back to her nest and won't comeback until your mother needs her to beat that one boss she is stuck on

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 06:46:21 2017 No.17030603 >>17030597 Sounds like a cute NEET. Wonder what mom did to get her involved

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 06:52:53 2017 No.17030620 >>17030603 She broke into her apartment, ate her last box of pocky and convinced her to become her video game helper That sounds mean and selfish but yokais have very few things they enjoy more than to serve a Nurarihyon

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 06:57:33 2017 No.17030640 >>17030515 >Somebody else who plays lesser known Doom mods My nigga

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 06:59:56 2017 No.17030645 File: 962 KB, 3100x4704, 62605649_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pharaoh snek

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:00:12 2017 No.17030648 >>17029950 Those are some big corpse titties

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:01:17 2017 No.17030651 >>17030620 Sounds cute. I'd replace that pockey of hers as thanks for helping mom

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:01:30 2017 No.17030654 >>17030645 It's not even her final form!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:02:12 2017 No.17030657 >>17030645 B-but legs!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:02:26 2017 No.17030659 >>17030645 I like to imagine that Pharaohs can transform their bodies into various, desert themed girls. Makes bedroom play way more interesting.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:16:06 2017 No.17030694 >>17030584 I find it way more appealing than the real thing. And at least it isn't the real thing. not that I'm against it. Just not my cup of tea.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:17:09 2017 No.17030696 >>17030645 WIDE hips for knocking up with ALL the daughterus

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:18:07 2017 No.17030700 >>17030645 This is wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:18:20 2017 No.17030701 >>17030645 This thread is blessed. After years of waiting Pharaoh finally has decent amount of fan art. I'm calling this an early birthday present. I Praise the Pharaoh!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:22:26 2017 No.17030711 >>17030694 I mean, ultimately it's just another form of bedroom roleplay, albeit a rare one.

Anonymous Tue May 16 07:25:21 2017 No.17030722

>>17030651
This is how you get a NEET close to CC age Tanuki friend

>>17030645
She is beautiful and those hips are the optimum size for breeding
She is too lean though, an Anon should sacrifice himself and feed her grapes until her she puts on a bit of meat

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:27:18 2017 No.17030732 >>17030711 Exactly. Its just roleplay.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:28:20 2017 No.17030736 >>17030722 This Anon needs to spoil her and make her put on a bit of meat. He needs to make sure he creates his own kingdom of daughterus with those breedable hips aswell.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:33:32 2017 No.17030765 >>17030732 Exactly. It's just your lolified waifu pretending to be your daughteru while she strains and gags to force the last inch of your cock down her throat.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:38:08 2017 No.17030784 >>17030645 I'm guessing this is what the Pharaoh specializes in, polymerization. This is the form she takes when fused with her Snake. Pharaohs of ancient past created Sphinxes and Anubi by fusing lions and jackals to their servants.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:46:02 2017 No.17030807 >>17030645 You have to be a really big dumbass to cheat on her. She'll make you confess everything effortlessly.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:51:23 2017 No.17030826 >>17030807 But why would anyone cheat on that?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:52:33 2017 No.17030829 >>17030694 You are already being really weird, might as well go deep with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:57:30 2017 No.17030854 >>17030826 Exactly. Then again Lamiae could interprt talking to another girl as cheating.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:57:30 2017 No.17030855 >>17030732 Then is it ok for a Mindlflayer to flay her husband into thinking that she is an evil dangerous monster who kidnapped him to eat his flesh?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:02:02 2017 No.17030866 >>17030855 That's pretty mean. Also one-sided.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:03:11 2017 No.17030869 >>17029038 >all those furries and beasts Gross.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:05:52 2017 No.17030876 >>17030854 >Sweetie, she just wanted to know what drink I wanted >She's a waitress, it's her job >Yes, the uniform is nice, but you'd look better in it anyways >Please stop pouting

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:07:09 2017 No.17030880 >>17030826 She is shit, grapesnake is better

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:08:02 2017 No.17030884 >>17029950 He's come a long way. Nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:09:09 2017 No.17030888 >>17030866 Isn't that simply roleplay sex taken to the extreme? He gets a fear boner, she gets to you with him Both are happy once it's all said and done

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:09:48 2017 No.17030889 File: 142 KB, 544x876, C-CFfaFUIAAAQVR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17030645 I hate it when artists don't add more features to the human half of a Lamia beyond just slapping half of a human girls body onto a snek.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:10:56 2017 No.17030893 >>17030888 To toy with him*

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:18:24 2017 No.17030923 >>17030876 Girls like that are great. I would love to have a wife like that even though there would be 0% chance of me sticking my dick into anything else. Her reactions would be too good.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:34:28 2017 No.17030966 >>17030923 Please don't encourage yanderes, especially snakes who are known for coiling around their man and raping him for hours straight until he breaks and swears to never look at another girl

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:39:01 2017 No.17030976 >>17030966 They'd do that to Anons who break their promises. If he's already dedicated then she can just skip the "breaking in" process.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:43:54 2017 No.17030993 File: 384 KB, 940x1032, 1450104225323.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17028043 It is though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:44:50 2017 No.17030995 >>17030765 See! It's all ok. >>17030855 Well, if it's his fetish. Sure! Thats pretty hot roleplay. I'd do >>17030829 Going deep with it?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:48:24 2017 No.17031007 File: 595 KB, 960x1373, 1410125879164.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you help a Dhampir become a hip gangster?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:53:59 2017 No.17031028 File: 341 KB, 1080x1920, 1436423686378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17031007 A mafia styled gangster?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:54:39 2017 No.17031033 >>17031028 Yes, a superstar of gangsters.

Anonymous Tue May 16 08:55:50 2017 No.17031036

>>17030966
But teasing yanderes to insanity and then calming them down with love confessions and cuddles is great. For example, I'm an ex mofu slut so talking with one would probably make scaly waifu go apeshit.

Hopefully the girls wouldn't dissapear.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 09:09:13 2017 No.17031079 >>17031007 No. I'd help her bully her mom though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 09:10:51 2017 No.17031086 >>17030995 Would you dick your actual daughteru if she begged you for it?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 09:13:24 2017 No.17031097 >>17031079 I hope you get bullied by them

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 09:14:17 2017 No.17031099 >>17031007 I'd join her and a Phantom for maximum chuuni adventures. Maybe add a cursed sword to the mix too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 09:15:37 2017 No.17031105 >>17031099 How many dangerous forbidden techniques do you have between you?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 09:16:39 2017 No.17031108 >>17031097 Not the intended outcome, but also acceptable. Still, Vampires are for bullying with garlic.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 09:17:28 2017 No.17031110 >>17031105 666 forbidden techniques that even the Demon Lord fears.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 09:23:59 2017 No.17031128 File: 674 KB, 1843x2513, 1436342072783.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I discovered an ancient manuscript depicting a ravenous Wyrm.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 09:25:22 2017 No.17031133 >>17031128 How monstrous and grotesque!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 09:31:36 2017 No.17031153 >>17031128 Not much has changed since then.

Anonymous Tue May 16 09:42:58 2017 No.17031183

>>17031110
>Chuuni anon gets cornered by Oni sister bullies
>Claims he has a secret, forbidden technique that will leave them with septuplets
>They laugh and have their way with him regardless riding him only him to shout 'Semen overdrive!' Halfway through

A few months later they're sporting big baby bumps and the CC basilisk math teacher is following Anon around for uncomfortably long amouts of time

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 09:44:17 2017 No.17031187 File: 2.78 MB, 2480x3507, 1392299436567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17031183 >overdrive Is that a mothafuckin' JOJO REFERENCE?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 09:48:57 2017 No.17031201 >>17031183 >N-no! Could that basilisk have the evil cursed eye? Tch. Seems like they have their sights on me. Man, I think I would actually enjoy acting chuuni for fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 09:53:43 2017 No.17031212 >>17031187 Depends, does the local memcat want to find out? >>17031201 Yeah, would be fun

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 09:54:30 2017 No.17031216 >>17031212 The local Memecat can teleport and become intangible, how do you fight that?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 09:56:24 2017 No.17031222 >>17031216 Easy, anon just needs to use his 'third eye' to sense where she'll be. Then he can try to get him just as she exits a teleport

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 09:56:49 2017 No.17031223 >>17031216 Call her a meme waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 09:59:48 2017 No.17031232 >>17031216 Cheshires are foolish beings and so are the people who think they are invincible. Ever since the dawn of humanity, no feline can resist the power of the crimson moonlight beam.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:00:50 2017 No.17031235 >>17031128 Don't ever let a Wurm inside a MacDruella

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:02:48 2017 No.17031238 >>17031235 Dass rayciss.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:03:35 2017 No.17031241 >>17031232 Love Thrust is a useful technique for piercing their intangibility as well

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:03:52 2017 No.17031242 >>17031235 No one should be let inside a MacDruella. Their stuff is full of saturated fats and demonic energy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:04:53 2017 No.17031244 >>17031235 That's how one gets a fat wurm>>17031238

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:08:50 2017 No.17031253 >>17031086 No. I couldn't bring myself to ever do that. I ain't got anything against the people who do though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:09:07 2017 No.17031254 >>17031241 Love? Such word does not fit. I shall rename that technique to "Fate Pierce" that goes along with the "Flooding White Tsunami".

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:10:39 2017 No.17031255 File: 752 KB, 1200x1679, e9cbae72659b47758fa4d8e5d85a0c33.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Root the Ruto

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:11:54 2017 No.17031259 >>17031254 A forbidden technique that stretches the limits of a monster girl's fortitude? That Cheshire will show her defeat as well as know it!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:12:39 2017 No.17031261 >>17031244 But what if I want a pudgy wurm?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:12:42 2017 No.17031262 >>17031255 Post best LoZ fish at least. You know the one.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:13:44 2017 No.17031267 >>17031242 >Bite into a MacDruella burger >incubize Huh

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:14:29 2017 No.17031269 >>17031267 If I eat enough, will I gain physical and magical prowess?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:18:36 2017 No.17031278 File: 238 KB, 659x1200, 1489883306116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17031262 NTR'd fish?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:19:04 2017 No.17031280 >>17031242 But I want my food with a side of paizuri.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:19:24 2017 No.17031281 >>17031269 Of course! With every burger you get closer to heart disease

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:19:26 2017 No.17031282 >>17031269 The fatter you are the more powerful. Thought getting thinner will mean losing your magic as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:20:14 2017 No.17031285 >>17031261 Then you need to let a second one in with her, that way they split the spoils instead of one eating them all in one sitting. That's how you get two pudgy ones instead of one fat one

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:20:32 2017 No.17031286 >>17031282 Though*

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:20:46 2017 No.17031287 >>17031280 No, you dip. That's how the waitresses get their claws into you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:22:38 2017 No.17031294 Westaboo Kitsunes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:24:51 2017 No.17031302 >>17028762 Stop posting Cu Sith

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:24:55 2017 No.17031303 >>17031294 Cowgirl kitsune with assless chaps?

Anonymous Tue May 16 10:26:16 2017 No.17031307

>>17022640
You sir have excellent tastest.

How did you met and married your bouncer Hellhound waifu?

I met mine a day when I was very depressed and went into a mamono club wanting nothing but get drunk, at first the she seemed to be uninterested, until other mamono began to hit on me and I just went to her and asked her if she could keep the mamono away so I could drink in peace. She blushed, took it as a request for protection (marriage proposal in Hellhound custom it seems) and offered me to sit at her table so she could better keep other mamono away. Things got very hot from that point.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:27:12 2017 No.17031311 >>17029771 'bout time you got the bitchsuit commission.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:27:59 2017 No.17031313 >>17031307 Anon no. You're doing it wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:30:46 2017 No.17031324 >>17031278 No. Jabu jabu.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:32:24 2017 No.17031332 >>17029771 Personally I'd prefer a more detailed style, but this works too. It's strangely cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:32:47 2017 No.17031335 >>17031303 >assless chaps? Gross

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:33:32 2017 No.17031338 File: 547 KB, 1200x1600, 1485112943132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17029771 BDSM is best in life.

Anonymous Tue May 16 10:38:07 2017 No.17031351

>>17029771
Hah, that's creepy. The way the ballgag cuts into their mouth makes it look like it's forcing their cheeks into the shape of a smile, turning the looks they are giving each other into something that looks more nervous.
>>17029787
I deny you. Bondage is categorically uncute.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:38:51 2017 No.17031353 >>17031332 >cute It's pretty disgusting anon. You must have brain problems if you see cute in that.

Anonymous Tue May 16 10:40:26 2017 No.17031364

>>17031338
Only if I'm not hurting her or degrading her and only if she's comfortable with it. I'm fine with BDSM really, it's just the idea of it makes me a little uncomfortable. I'd still try it though.

That and shes not going to judge me if I do it bad

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:40:45 2017 No.17031365 >>17031313 How am I doing it wrong?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:42:08 2017 No.17031370 >>17031338 It's shit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:43:01 2017 No.17031373 >>17031086 Hey, some anons just like the idea of their waifu turned loli and calling them daddy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:43:16 2017 No.17031374 >>17031365 Grammar, replying to a days old post, and the act of writing as if the monster girl physically exists with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:43:26 2017 No.17031375 >>17031370 (You)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:45:02 2017 No.17031381 >>17031364 You can make it whatever works for you anon. Don't let porn or others tell you how to tie up and dom your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:45:30 2017 No.17031382 >>17031374 Sometimes they go so deep, but so deep, that they trully believe.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:46:12 2017 No.17031386 >>17031381 I try not to but it always sticks to me It's pretty hot though. Like maybe not on KDF's level of BDSM, but still BDSM.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:46:47 2017 No.17031390 >>17031338 >>17031364 I didn't know BDSM was one-sided

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:47:24 2017 No.17031391 >>17031390 What?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:48:08 2017 No.17031393 >>17031338 >Panties with a zipper and over whatever those strap things you use to hold up stockings are She's just making it doubly accessible without having to take the stockings off and its making my dick extra hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:48:49 2017 No.17031395 >>17031390 Huh? Anon I'd be ok with it on either of me or my MG wife. Maybe a little bias towards it being on me. I love femdom, what can I say?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:50:28 2017 No.17031399 Do not be tricked by false maids, they will not be "just as good", despite assurances otherwise. Also a real maid may see the pretender and become a rather extreme yandere in an attempt to save you from them.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:50:32 2017 No.17031401 >>17029771 Neat. I think the style looks pretty cute at least on the daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:51:36 2017 No.17031405 >>17031399 Maids are not good anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:52:03 2017 No.17031407 >>17031399 How do I notice a false Maid? Can I love her and make sure she lives out her dream of being a maid?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:55:35 2017 No.17031416 >>17031407 Only a Shoggoth or a Kikimora can be a real maid, though occasional exceptions are made for Elves, but only if the Elf in question is an indentured servant or other form of slave.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:58:04 2017 No.17031422 >>17031399 >>17031416 I'm going to get a Holstaur maid and call her Maria and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 11:02:02 2017 No.17031431 >>17031422 Hey man I'm just a guy giving cautionary advice. I can't tell you what to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 11:13:46 2017 No.17031464 Do not fall for the temptation of Dark Priests

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 11:16:37 2017 No.17031470 >>17031464 Why? Is there no internet in pandemonium?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 11:17:00 2017 No.17031471 >>17031464 Why not? They're cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 11:17:34 2017 No.17031473 >>17031470 Yes >>17031471 No

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 11:18:40 2017 No.17031476 >>17031473 >No internet in pandemonium Well, screw that then. I don't even have a nun kink.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 11:19:18 2017 No.17031477 >>17031473 Yes they are. They have cute dresses and tries to make themselves look as good as they can for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 11:22:28 2017 No.17031484 >>17031477 NO HYMEN Just kidding. Dark priests are olev and you're completely correct

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 11:40:11 2017 No.17031547 >>17031484 Kidding or not, you're correct though

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 11:41:00 2017 No.17031553 >>17031390 It's not.

Anonymous Tue May 16 11:41:10 2017 No.17031556

Stay away from the sabbath. Those little vulnerable girls coming to your door and asking you if they can use your phone. They're trying to get you to touch them, rape them, grope them, anything. Also stay away from them on trains. They'll try it get you to grope them.

Anon I know it's hard to resist! But you aren't a dirty perverted pedophile who would touch a little girl like that!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 11:43:01 2017 No.17031565 >>17031464 I'm only going to fall for a Cursed Sword.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 11:45:59 2017 No.17031577 >>17031556 >But you aren't a dirty perverted pedophile who would touch a little girl like that! I am, but I have my daughteru for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 11:51:38 2017 No.17031594 >>17031556 >But you aren't a dirty perverted pedophile who would touch a little girl like that! It took some time to accept. But it's ok because she's not a real loli!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 11:52:01 2017 No.17031596 >>17031556 You're imagining things Anon The Sabbath is a pure organization that has for its main goal to help small girls all over the world love their bodies and teach them that you don't need large breasts for a man to marry you

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 11:58:55 2017 No.17031618 >>17031556 What. How would they even get me to touch them just by using my phone?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 11:59:04 2017 No.17031620 >>17031128 I came back to the threads after a year or something. Did this drawfag ever get a name?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:01:58 2017 No.17031630 File: 91 KB, 1280x720, 1494166870787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17031364 If you're doing any of that without a partner's consent then thats just abuse, not bdsm.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:02:06 2017 No.17031631 >>17031577 Disgusting. Little MGs aren't for dicking! >>17031596 All of this is lies. They're trying to get lolicons to touch them so they can send them to prison. I know the truth! >>17031618 This density

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:03:19 2017 No.17031633 >>17031630 No but like, consent ever 3 minutes or sooner. Ah I guess it's pointless doing it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:03:30 2017 No.17031637 >>17031294 I can dig it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:04:58 2017 No.17031644 >>17031631 I'm serious though. They knock on the door and ask if they can use my phone, I let them walk in and use it. After that she thanks me and goes away. I don't understand.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:05:32 2017 No.17031648 >>17031631 >Disgusting. Little MGs aren't for dicking! That's just, like, your opinion, anon.

Anonymous Tue May 16 12:07:22 2017 No.17031652

>>17031631
>They're trying to get lolicons to touch them so they can send them to prison. I know the truth!
No one can be sent to jail for touching a loli, the worst that could happen is you getting too into it and taking her virginity, but even then it will be your fault and you will have to take responsibility for your lack of self control

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:11:10 2017 No.17031660 >you will never give a loli MG her favorite thing >a tummy full of yummy cummy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:16:04 2017 No.17031674 >>17031660 Isn't this universal to all MGs?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:16:31 2017 No.17031677 >>17031674 Sure, I guess.

Anonymous Tue May 16 12:17:08 2017 No.17031681

>>17031633
I mean, this is why safewords exist. They're not just a joke. The sub should be able to tell you to stop at any time, and you should be ready to honor that. There's some finer touches in regards to domming and safety that you do just need to look out for though. Sometimes subs can get very blissed out or just put of sorts and it's pretty easy to go overboard during particularly heavy play. This is something you learn to look out for though with your partner. At the end of the day though you have to understand that they're letting you do this to them because it's enjoyable. If you actually ever get to negotiations and the subsequent talk after the session the you'll probably get it.

Of course all this only matters if you like domming.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:20:56 2017 No.17031700 Fuck. Need to blow some money. Anyone doing comissions for cheap right now?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:21:03 2017 No.17031702 dick does not belong in cute you degenerates

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:22:18 2017 No.17031707 >>17031702 How am I supposed to fuck my waifu then?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:24:19 2017 No.17031713 >>17031681 I think it's something I'd atleast try with my MG. Sounds complicated though and I wouldn't want to hurt her or go to far or anything. Not even sure what I'd do.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:24:22 2017 No.17031714 >>17031702 That's stupid anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:26:21 2017 No.17031720 >>17031702 I'd try my best not to! I'll show her respect and only do what she wants me to do! Even if that means sex

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:27:59 2017 No.17031728 >>17031713 >Sounds complicated though and I wouldn't want to hurt her Then it's not for you. Just let yourself be dommed and leashed.

Anonymous Tue May 16 12:29:35 2017 No.17031738

>>17031681
This anon gets it. I like to imagine that as my waifu and daughteru and I would be instinctively attuned to each other's feelings, we all could easily anticipate when the safeword would be coming or when things get too rough without actually having to say anything or make any gestures. That way we could safely engage in any sort of play we wanted without being paranoid for each other.

Anonymous Tue May 16 12:30:21 2017 No.17031743

>>17031728
Now now anon. I can't rule anything off the table. Maybe if she wants it? Sure it's sounds a little complicated, but I'd do what she wants. Can't go letting her be unsatisfied or anything.

>Just let yourself be dommed and leashed.

This is what I love

Anonymous Tue May 16 12:34:31 2017 No.17031761

>>17031743
Maybe you'd be able to do the lightest of stuff like just tying her up on the bed and dominating her but then again that would only be on "special occasions"

Of course you love that. She likes it too so I don't see why you would try to dominated her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:37:05 2017 No.17031773 >>17031702 Every monster girl is cute so are you implying that we should only fuck abominations?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:37:48 2017 No.17031777 I haven't kept up with these threads at all. Imagine my surprise when I saw MGE on the bookshelves.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:38:30 2017 No.17031781 >>17031773 It's the only way chaos monsters are getting something.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:39:55 2017 No.17031794 >>17031781 but the shoggoths are pretty cute and I guess a case could be made for mindflayers

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:41:12 2017 No.17031798 >>17031794 Good joke about those Shoggs, anon. I'm sure they would be happy to finally get some love.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:43:11 2017 No.17031811 >>17031777 The book came out half a year ago. You are really slow, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:44:32 2017 No.17031816 >>17031781 Don't be mean, chaos monsters are extra cute >>17031794 I'd let a Mindflayer turn me into her breeding slave

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:44:42 2017 No.17031817 >>17031761 Yeah, exactly that. Only special occasion >spoiler Im not sure anon.

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