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Hail the Night Queen of bite fetishes.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.17121633

Maids are olev

>> No.17121635
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17121635

Lilims come in all shapes and forms!

>> No.17121639
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17121639

What's ya favorite flava mistah?

>> No.17121645

>>17121639
Metz flavored metz

>> No.17121651

>>17121639
cunny.

>> No.17121654

Trick a Vampire into going out under the sun, and then fuck her in the butt while she tries to struggle and shouts that she's a proud noblewoman and that you can't do this to her.

>> No.17121656

>>17121651
Hahaha, you posted it again. Nice one dude

>> No.17121658

>>17121654
>Trick a Vampire into going out under the sun
How? That's like tricking a human to walk into a fire

>> No.17121659
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17121659

I want to surprise my waifu with a poem about her mofu and love!

>> No.17121665

>>17121659
I want to harvest her mofu for the purposes of making a bed, because fuck my current bed.

>> No.17121675

>>17121659
>H-honey, d-do you have to recite it in the middle of town?!

>> No.17121677

>>17121639
Anything you've got

>> No.17121679

>>17121654
She can use my body for shade.

>> No.17121680
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17121680

Cold cuddle bugs

>> No.17121682

>>17121665
>Shaving a rata
Will people think she's a weird looking mouse girl?

>> No.17121684

>>17121658
You change all of her clocks so she wakes up while it's still light out, and then she opens her curtains and gets a face full of sunlight.

>> No.17121687
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>>17121675

Anything to fluster this fluffer

>> No.17121693

I just want an older monster girl to corner me and hold me down and tenderly guide me through my first time having sex to where I fall in love with her and she says she's been in love with me for some time and has been watching me and waiting for the right moment.
Why is this so much to ask? I'm too fucking awkward and antisocial so that's the only way its going to happen.

>> No.17121694

>>17121684
Devious

>> No.17121700

>>17121687
I wanna bully my Ratatoskyr wife too!
She'll be so embarrassed when as she's reading the news on live television an image of her in sexy sleepwear pops up on screen! Or when I kiss her in public while feeling up her plump butt! Or when I talk loudly about how she's a kissu slut and ask her in public if she'll be able to make it home before she needs a kiss session from me!!!!

>> No.17121703

>>17121700
>Ratatoskyr
>skyr
Why do you spell it like this? It's Ratatoskr.

>> No.17121710

>>17121703
Whoa... I swear to everything I read it everywhere as having a Y. Dyslexia maybe?

>> No.17121716
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17121716

How would you feel about your momster still wearing sexy clothing while pregnant with the baby you put in her?

>> No.17121719

>>17121716
Id feel like shyly telling her she's making me want to put another one in her

>> No.17121723

>>17121716
That would be pretty neat! I'm sure my waifu would love to get get a custom latex suit or two to accommodate her pregnant belly when she's pregnant.

>> No.17121724

>>17121716
I'd mercifully tell her to wear something looser. I've already lost one kitten today. I don't want to lose another.

>> No.17121725
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>>17121700

She'll pout but she will feel the love of our poems!

>> No.17121735

>>17121716
Aroused.

>> No.17121738

>>17121635
Yes, but the worst Lilms come with hats.

Honestly I bet Viccy isn't a real lilim, or she would have gotten the cum that was in that hat.

She's probably a lesser succubi who dyed her hair white.

>> No.17121742

>>17121738
Dyed white with cum.

>> No.17121772

>>17121742
Shouldn't have put on the hat, surprised her whole body isn't dyed.

>> No.17121776

>>17121772
She is pretty pale.

>> No.17121795

>>17121725

cute!

>> No.17121796
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17121796

I just want my waifu to cuddle lock me, is that so hard to ask?

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>>17121796
Yes.

but I know your pain.

>> No.17121824

>>17121725

Squirrels are for picking up and fucking.

>> No.17121825

>>17121796
Yeti leg locking with her strong cuddle fluff legs

>> No.17121830

I just want a female to look in my general direction with a look other than complete and total disgust when I tell her my desire to in some way befriend her or otherwise enjoy her company in a context that is in no way required to be sexual!

Or we could just fuck, I'm down with that too.

>> No.17121859
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17121859

Say something nice.

>> No.17121895

>>17121859
i bet her carapace offers good protection from lacerations

>> No.17121897

>>17121859
It's nice how you can encounter one and have it ignore you most of the time. It would be easy to take advantage of that.

>> No.17121902

>>17121824
and giving a little bulge from all the cum you pump into them

>> No.17121910

>>17121859
Mantis a cutie! She works hard to give her husband quiet, loving support and deserves headpats & sugar water.

>> No.17121914 [SPOILER] 
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17121914

>Cheshire goes for a walk and finds a fort filled with paladins and other soldiers.
>She sees you getting lectured by Paladin-sama about proper form and technique.
>Cheshire gets an idea.
>She sneaks into paladin-sama's room and laces her armor with powerful aphrodisiacs.
>With a giggle she stalks off to a safe place to wait for morning.
>At mid day you and paladin-sama go out to spar as usual.
>Cheshire grabs her binoculars and a tub of popcorn and waits for the magic to happen.

Just imagine it, you continue to fight and inside her platemail she just gets sweatier and sweatier while the aphrodisiacs work their magic. Confused, her whole body heats up, and her swings become more frantic and wild. Finally with one last blow, she throws you to the ground. Driven mad with lust she mounts you, and casually tosses her holy sword away like an unwanted toy. You'd feign innocence of course, begging her to snap to her senses only to be cut off as she forces her tongue down your throat. She pins your hands to the ground and interlocks her fingers with yours. She sheds her armor, revealing her ivory skin dripping with sweat before forcibly undressing you. Her womanhood, already soaked, takes your full length as if it were made purely for her. She then rides you ragged, under the hot sun, the heat slowly clouding your minds as you go a good 3 hours.

The next day, you're both barely able to move without horrible burning agony due to your sun burns.

Cheshire the Prank Master strikes again.

>> No.17121926

>>17121914
The sun gods really need to take a page from poseidons book and make exposure more human friendly.

>> No.17121938
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>>17105563

>>>/i/505065
>>>/i/505066
enough is enough!

>> No.17121954

>>17121654
God damn that kappa has got it going on

>> No.17121976
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17121976

Is having both a Kikimora AND a Shoggoth one maid too many? I want both. They're both CUTE!

>> No.17121978

>>17121914
I'd imagine that gif it what it looks like to get a blowjob from a cheshire.

>> No.17121980

>>17121976
They'd never admit it, but they actually are perfect partners and foils to each other. Their little competitive antics are also highly entertaining.
It's a patrician choice.

>> No.17121989

>>17121978
I figured they would prefer the tortuously slow approach with long, deep motions accented by their throaty purrs and rough tongue.

>> No.17121994

>>17121989
At least until they get the first taste.
Then it's nonstop until you're dry.

>> No.17121995

>>17121938
Is that a Kappa and Oni?

>> No.17122027

>>17121682
Yes, but she'll never live down the rumor mill.

>> No.17122033

>>17121995
yes

>> No.17122034
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17122034

I've been thinking
How fast or slow does corruption work?
We know it can take tie with the prisoner fruit stuff and kakuen, but what then there's werewolves and vampires
Or is it just a shrug with a lilim saying "it just does"

>> No.17122062

>>17121938
Wew that's fucking good, keep it up man.

>> No.17122065

>>17122034
That girl was better as a human. Succubi should be smart enough to keep their old charm point. Imagine a cute, shy-looking girl like that sliding up to you and aggressively holding your hand and nuzzling your cheek. I'd fall for a cute "I always liked you and now I can act on it" play in an instant.

>> No.17122076

>>17122034
>kakuen
Where does it say that kakuens corrupt?

>> No.17122077

>>17121938
Big Bottom Kappas!

>> No.17122086
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>>17122076
They are not a race that is all adept at converting human women into monsters, nor do they excel at manipulating demonic energy, and yet, it's easy for monsterization to occur. It is said that they could easily influence humans because their demonic energy is highly compatible with humans, but according to another explanation, a susceptibility to pleasure and a lack of self-control such as what they exhibit is something that is originally inborn in humans as well. So because humans and kakuen are closely related, if a human crosses a certain line they can easily fall as a monkey.

>> No.17122094

>>17122065
New Succubutts being just corrupt, lustful versions of themselves instead of turbosluts is great. I'd love to get busted by the neighborhood Paladin-chan for public indecency, as defined by her as being her forbidden crush for years now and making her wet at the sight of me.

>> No.17122106

>>17122094
>Paladin girl adjusting to her new life after her kingdom is corrupted into a Demon Realm.
>She's a Succubus now and that means her mind is addled with lewd thoughts at all times.
>Eventually her mental fortress breaks down and she rapes the baker's son that she's had a crush on since they were both small in a back alley while telling him it's his own fault for gazing at her so lustfully all the time.
>He doesn't dare tell her that she's the one who's always been gazing longingly at him, even if she thought she was sneaky about it.
>Her reaction might be so cute it gives him a heart attack.

>> No.17122111

>>17122106
This would make a nice propaganda piece to convince people corruption is A-ok.

>> No.17122130
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>>17122086
I want to be a slave to fat monkey bottoms!

>> No.17122142

>>17122130
So you want to get reverse gangbanged by a bunch of smug Kakuen sisters?
You want them to pin you down and watch as they pump load after load out of you reverse cowgirl style while keeping you going with manticore venom?
You want to be surrounded by their plump asses as you impregnate an entire bandit clan after they bought you as a breeding stud/sex slave?

>> No.17122176

>>17122142
Yes. Don't know where they'd get Manticore venom though.

>> No.17122178

Do you think Demons can make their eyes glow?
I'd love to see my Demonfu do that while chasing me around the house for some fearboner foreplay.
She's even shorter than me so she can hide in more places.

>> No.17122182

>>17122176
They got you from a black market auction anon. They probably picked up all sorts of fun "toys" for enhancing things in the bedroom.

>> No.17122188

>>17122178
I thought fearboner demon anon was also giant anon?

>> No.17122199

>>17122188
Fearboners aren't exclusive to him anon, I enjoy a good fearboner too from time to time.
I mean hell, one of my waifu's favorite roleplays is pretending to be a Yandere Idol and raping me.

>> No.17122216
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17122216

Big butt? So what?

>> No.17122223

>>17122216
Monstergirls with big butts have them to rape their cute husbands with!

>> No.17122228

>>17122216
Not really a mg.

>> No.17122230

>ywn wake up to an mg to cuddle

>> No.17122233

>>17122230
>ywn wake up to an mg anything
Why even wake up?

>> No.17122236

>>17122230
>It'll never be an ushi-oni
>You'll never figure out how she even got in
>Or how nothing is broken
>Not even the bed
>She looks so peaceful sleeping like that
>Almost like she couldn't rape you at all
>Good luck getting out of her arms and peldipaps though

>> No.17122242

>>17122233
That's true anon. Somebody please just make me never wake up from this world but instead wake up in a happier world with MGs and waifus.

>>17122236
>ywn smuggle into her fluff and experience it's softness
>ywn feel those pedilpaps tighten with love
>ywn be held there all day until she wakes from her peaceful sleep to cook you a nice breakfast she learnt in a cooking class for you

>> No.17122247

>>17122216
That's a fat ass. But if that pink ball doesn't grow tentacles, fuck that obviously human MG, thrust its way inside of her and turn her into a parasite slime's host, I have to agree with >>17122228

>> No.17122255

>>17122247
Can I get away with a warning this time, thread officer?

>> No.17122261

>>17122178
What happens when she gets ya?

>> No.17122262

>>17122255
Don't get lippy with me, boyo.

>> No.17122268
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17122268

>>17122255
Maybe you'll be taken down to the station?

>> No.17122270

>>17122261
Rough rape and neck kisses to keep me from resisting.

>> No.17122277

>>17122268
>police Cheshire

Why

>> No.17122283

>>17122277
Women in uniform are sexy?

>> No.17122284

>>17122270
Rough rape cow girl style while she leans in to kiss your neck? That's cute especially since she's shorter than you.

>> No.17122290

>>17122283
Eh. I don't really see it.

>> No.17122296

>>17122086
That doesnt exactly say how they corrupt women

>> No.17122298

>>17122283
I think he means why a Cheshire?

>> No.17122303

>>17122255
>Clicks on a thread
>Posts off topic picture
>Acts like a fag when someone says something
I don't even need a calendar, I can always tell when it's the weekend.

>> No.17122304

>>17122298
They can teleport, go invisible, and easily outsmart criminals. I don't see why you wouldn't want a cheshire police officer.

>> No.17122307

>>17122303
Oh yeah! It's the weekend! I completely forgot. Some nice shitposting coming our way then.

>> No.17122311

>>17122304
Because I want my Manticore police officer who isn't afraid to use police brutality!

>> No.17122312

>>17122304
>cheshire
>upholding the law

>> No.17122315

>>17122312
That's why you have an anubis be her superior. Just get a man to be the cheshire's partner that the anubis has the hots for, and you have a show that'll break ratings records!

>> No.17122317

>>17122312
She would uphold the law...HER law

>> No.17122318

>>17122303
No need to get salty about it.

>> No.17122319

>>17122311
Just get your own house SWATed then.

>> No.17122320

>>17122284
Yep. The neck kissing is the kind where she licks it too. She's a lewd girl.

>> No.17122329

>>17122319
I need to get myself SWATed so I can get a bunch of tall, muscular Hellhounds, Ogres, Manticores and Onis break down my door and come in all intimidating and threatening with their muscles bulging against their tight uniform. Oh I'd definitely get in the ground for those girls

>> No.17122335

>>17122329
I know feel sorry for the poor little shota streamer who for swated.

>> No.17122338

>>17122335
>Shota streamer gets swatted.
>Monstergirl SWAT team gang rape him until he's begging for them to be his wives.
>Smug Cheshire officer cuts the stream before anything lewd happens so the prankster doesn't get the satisfaction of watching her and her friends take the streamer's cherry.

>> No.17122340

>>17122329
>Anon is in the middle of some twitch, streamwhoring.
>Some bitter Alp has SWATed him.
>A Hellhound in full Swat Gear pounces on him, tackling him out of his computer chair, causing it to spin.
>"Alright Choir boy, let's see what you Paladin Terrorists are made of!"
>Clothes fly past the camera.
>Anon tries to explain that he's innocent and he's not a Paladin.
>"Stop resisting! Or I'll have to use force!~"
>The sounds of love-making start, then go on for several hours.

>> No.17122343

>>17122340
>The next morning anon wakes up with the Hellhound in bed with him, teasingly snuggled up with her tail wagging.
>She admits that she knew that anon was innocent but his moans were just too cute for her not to rape him.

>> No.17122348

>>17121631
Dhampirs are shit! SHIIIIIIT!

>> No.17122351

>>17122348
Good thing that's a Vampire and not a Dhampir then.

>> No.17122355
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17122355

I need both light and dark loyal to me

>> No.17122356

>>17122343
>She leaps out of bed.
>Puts her helmet back on, gives a thumbs up.
>"Stay in school kid, winners don't use drugs, don't get into a stranger's car!"
>Pounces out of the window in an explosion of broken glass.
>Lands on the ground 3 stories below with a dexterous roll. Then leaps into her squad car.
>As she drives off, you notice she left a note with a phone number on it.

>> No.17122357

>>17122351
>Implying vampires behave like that

>> No.17122363

>>17122357
>Implying they don't
What, you think it's all ball gowns and haghty ojous?

>> No.17122364

>>17122357
>Not knowing the original context of the picture.
Pleeeeeb.
Snugglepires are cuties.

>> No.17122365

>>17122363
Yes

>> No.17122367

>>17122340
>>17122343
>>17122356
I need it

>> No.17122368

>>17122355
I would like to see the pure valk surprise the dark with how degenerate she could go

>> No.17122381
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Fighting dragons would be a problem if theey all started to arm themselves

>> No.17122383

>>17122367
She's a loose cannon, but she's a damn good cop!

>> No.17122384

>>17122381
>wearing armor weaker than their scales
It's just cosplay to them.

>> No.17122386
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17122386

I would like more dragons live Ilothe

>> No.17122387

>>17122386
So smiths?

>> No.17122389

>>17122386
I too would want that. Especially if I'm the one who's allowed to lick her sweaty abs.

>> No.17122391

>>17122387
Hunter/backsmith lava dragons yes

>> No.17122400
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>>17122389
Best get started then

>> No.17122401

>>17122391
I can't say anything about a hunter, but I do have a fire dragon that smiths things with her husband and has their egg incubate in the forge to make sure it grows up strong from the powerful flames and heat.

>> No.17122407

>>17122400
I have a dire urge to lick

>> No.17122411

>>17122407
Worship the Dragon, Anon.

>> No.17122420

>>17122411
Don't worship them too seriously.

>> No.17122422
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>>17122383
She sounds a cute! I want a Hellhound like that!

>> No.17122423

>>17122420
>Not making a shrine to your dragon waifu
>Not praying there everyday even though you're married just to make her blush

>> No.17122427

>>17122423
Isn't that just an average Tuesday for a Ryu?

>> No.17122429

>>17122427
Only if you do a rain dance too. The rain dance, of course, being helicoptering your dick.

>> No.17122432

>>17122423
>not worshiping your waifu's body while she lays in bed

Are you anons even trying?

>> No.17122433
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17122433

Observing the beetle in its natural habitat

>> No.17122446

>>17122433
How do you approach the cutie soldier nettle feeding on sweet fruits and sniffing beautiful flowers?

>> No.17122483

>>17122446
Walk up to her and say hi.
If you do it right, she'll pick you up and hug you close as she decides she's going to protect you.

>> No.17122487

>>17122446
take a apple at let her follow you

>> No.17122537

I am looking for monster girls.

Tall/large monster girls to hug and cuddle.

Could any of you anons help me out?

>> No.17122538

>>17122384
>Not wearing dragon bone encrusted armour

>> No.17122545

>>17122446
>Approaching a soldier nettle
I dunno anon, those militant alraunes can be awful prickly

>> No.17122547

>>17122538
Would you wear the bones of your ancestors as armor anon?

>> No.17122558

>>17122547
That sounds fucking metal. So if it actually protected me, then yes. I'd make sure their ghosts were cool with it of course.

>> No.17122561

MERE

>> No.17122588

>>17122433
I hear you shouldn't approach them from behind, that startles them and they might kick you.

>> No.17122590
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17122590

>>17122537
Join the KKK

>> No.17122593
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17122593

>>17122561
MOTH PUSSY

>> No.17122595

>>17122590
Isn't the KKK dangerous?

>> No.17122602

>>17122595
Only to blacks, Antifa, and Westboro churchists.

>> No.17122605

>>17122593
No anon!

>> No.17122611

>>17122602
Anon you're thinking of the wrong KKK.

>> No.17122612

>>17122593
I hate that moth

>> No.17122622
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17122622

>>17122612
But she loves, loves, loves, loves, LOVES you!

>> No.17122629

>>17122622
Moth-chan is scary

>> No.17122635

>>17122590
Thank you anon. I had no idea about the amazing cuddling potential of krakens.

>> No.17122654

>>17122338
Pretty sure monstergirl twitch don't ban people for lewd. I think it's actually encouraged.

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17122659

>>17122629
Scary girls are the best.

>> No.17122663

>>17122659
But they frighten me

>> No.17122668

>>17122663
It feels good to be frightened. I love it when cute girl frighten me and my penis.

>> No.17122673

>>17122593
I love that moth.

>> No.17122674
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>>17122659
Sometimes it's avoidable like in her case.

>> No.17122679

>>17122674
I want to bully a yandere by acting really suspicious and when she comes to "catch me in the act" it turns out I've been handcrafting a wedding ring for her.

>> No.17122685
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>>17122673
We all do.

>> No.17122694

>>17122674
Sea bishop are dangerous. Stay away from them.

>> No.17122698

>>17122685
I want to paint her black sclera white, if you know what I mean.

>> No.17122703

>>17122611
>The MG KKK has much more visibility than the actual KKK
>Mg KKK membership swells as racists get confused, show up to the wrong Klan meeting and get Kuddled

>> No.17122705

>>17122698
That's pretty perverted. I'm sure that she'd be up for it.

>> No.17122707

>>17122679
This will get her heart pupils. She'll lock you up and rape you for days.

>> No.17122709

>>17122707
A honeymoon at home sounds nice, too.

>> No.17122714
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This is an odd looking cow.

>> No.17122715

I want a hebi to find out the body type I want and achieve it in an effort to seduce me!

>> No.17122718

>>17122703
Cute!

>> No.17122721

>>17122715
>Hm? He likes girls this big?
>What a deviant
>Well, I suppose I better get eating

>> No.17122722

>>17122714
It is indeed and odd looking cow. She's perfect though!

>> No.17122723

>>17121938
oooooh

>> No.17122727

>>17122721
Yep, she'd get me in an instant if she did that.
Although I'm feeling more strongfat today.

A hebi like that showing up would be fantastic.

>> No.17122728

>>17121938
Spank the Kappa.

>> No.17122734

>>17121976
Having two maids is too many, polymaidism is a crime! You should try to get a Kiki and a Shog to crossbreed so you can have the best of both worlds.

>> No.17122736
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>>17122721
I'd prefer a thicc, milky bakunyuu hebi.

>> No.17122741

>>17122736
Hebis have no need for breasts, they should have B cups at most.

>> No.17122760
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KC has come a long way

>> No.17122764
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>>17122741
There are Hebis for everyone

>> No.17122770

>>17122736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujnH4yNqL8E

>> No.17122783

>>17122764
even grumpy edgelord 40kfags?

>> No.17122793

>>17122764
left one is voiced by rie kugimiya

>> No.17122801
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>>17122793
Medusae are know tsunderes so yeah.
>I want to look at him but it'll be troublesome if he gets petrified...

>> No.17122804

>>17122783
Rated He for heveryone.

>> No.17122805
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>>17122593
>>17122673
>>17122685
>>17122698
shes not getting a happy ending guys

>> No.17122808

>>17122805
I thought part 3 was the end? Fuck.

>> No.17122813

>>17122808
>I thought part 3 was the end?
its best that we pretend it is

>> No.17122817

>>17122808
non its pretty obvious it wasn't
there was no build up to it,nor explanation why the guy was suddenly ok with her, it was just fanservice on the author's part.

>> No.17122824 [SPOILER] 
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Is it, dare i say it? REAL YANDERE HOURS

>> No.17122826

>>17122813
>>17122817
If she gets a bad end I'm going to be depressed, she was so happy.

>> No.17122835
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>>17122824

>> No.17122839
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>>17122824
>Yandere Goddess
>Yandere Angels
>Yandere Paladins
This is the world I desire.

>> No.17122843

>>17122839
>A yandere paladin will never corrupt herself into a monster girl to make herself "perfect" for you after discovering your tastes

>> No.17122848

>>17122843
>her yan-ness makes her spirit incorruptible
>she becomes a wight to snag me but still keeps being a paladin
>there's now a wight in armor working at the local monastery

>> No.17122849

>>17122839
>>17122835
>>17122843
https://youtu.be/ptigLappxPA
If yo bitch kill some1 smash dat mf (you).

>> No.17122853

So, if MG universe actually exist, then there is a rogue elf girl (who is also a roleplayer) streaming a children's card game and complaining about how she's never lucky, while having the most cancerous fanbase?

>> No.17122855 [SPOILER] 
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>>17122848
So, she's a wight night then?

>> No.17122858

>>17122855
knight*

>> No.17122860

>>17122855
How have I not seen this ultra cute Charon-chan before?

>> No.17122861

>>17122855
Delete yourself

>> No.17122865

>>17122855
I demand more charon.

>> No.17122866

>>17122855
I specifically left the work "shining" out of that post, you fiend.

>> No.17122870

>>17122855
>wight night
some sort of bar thing like ladies night?

>> No.17122871

>>17122760
Her "Feet" look fucking useless. Like all she does all day is crawl around your messy house on all fours like an actual cockroach, pouncing on you whenever she and her sisters get horny

>> No.17122874
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>>17122855
I want to violently spank charon.

>> No.17122878

>>17122874
I want to violently masturbate with Charon's braid.

>> No.17122879

>>17122870
I think it's an initiation rite for a new Wight. Whether it's a Zombie who leveled up or a noble who just risen.

>> No.17122884

>>17122874
>>17122878
please stop hobos

>> No.17122895

>>17122839
What horror manga is this?

>> No.17122897

>>17122895
Looks like the one where two faggots tiptoe around liking eachother while bullying best boy

>> No.17122901

>you will never fuck Charon right in her jokepussy

>> No.17122905

>>17122895
It's romance.

>> No.17122906

>>17122721
>Two Hebis go for an anon that enjoys chub and muscle
>He wakes up to see a hugely muscled hebi and a super thick one rolling around in his living room once they saw each other sneaking in.

Sometimes it's fun having diametrically opposing tastes.

>> No.17122908

>>17122879
can someone accidently become a wight?

>> No.17122919
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Why are orgres so amazing?

My only regret is there isn't more gigantes art.

>> No.17122924
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I was wondere what would you grow with earth powers
Fruit? treehouse? some new plant?

>> No.17122926

>>17122901
I want Charon to step on me and make jokes about my size and endurance.

>> No.17122947

>>17122897
Nobody bullies Myu though.

>> No.17122957
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>>17122924
You must love the earth like you loved your mother.
Kiss your mother, youngling.
Go on
Harder
She wants it harder.

>> No.17122965

>>17122908
Some woman who got in the way of a rampaging Dragon Zombie might if she gets excessive amounts of demonic energy from said dragon's breath.

>> No.17122971

>>17122965
couldnt you have a situation where a human girl tries to revive her dead lover but uses so much energy that she kills herself but the spell still goes on and targets the closest corpse to herself , which is
herself?

>> No.17122987

>>17122919
>Why are orgres so amazing?
they have layers

>> No.17122988
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>>17122971
>targets the closest corpse to herself
It's better if both of them get it, and also the same spell resurrecting them makes their souls connect so that whenever they get lewd they feel each others' sensations.

>> No.17122995

>>17122855
Those 2 stripes on her scarf look familiar, did a Yeti die so she could steal it for herself?

>> No.17123001

>>17122957
Man, the Gnomes sure are getting aggresive these days.

>> No.17123007

>>17122988
Why are wights so sexy and best undead? I just can't find it in me to even try to resist them.

>> No.17123017

>>17122865
Who is Charon?

>> No.17123019

>>17123007
>wights
>best undead
Silly anon, that's not how you spell Lich.

>> No.17123021

>>17121859
I have one in my upcoming story

>> No.17123022

>>17123019
kind of embarrassing but i think i might have gotten those two confused

>> No.17123033
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>>17123017
The cutest OC to come out of these threads and easily the most tempting to molest.

>> No.17123037

>>17123033
Oh. She does look pretty cute. A little more explanation please?

>> No.17123038

>>17123019
Nah, liches are just bored nerd with no emotions. Wights are way better.

>> No.17123042

>>17122924
What story do these two come from?

>> No.17123045

>>17122995
Do you know how many Yeti she meets that died of loneliness? It's more than 0, and that's terrible.

>> No.17123053

>>17123037
>A little more explanation please?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2nvsNdgs97g

>> No.17123054

>>17123007
Because they're elegant and beautiful, and more playful than genuinely haughty. Wights are the distilled best sides of their character archetype.

>> No.17123059

>>17123054
I love it when wights are haughty though

>> No.17123062 [SPOILER] 
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half dragons!

>> No.17123066

>>17123062
That half dragon is giving me a full boner.

>> No.17123068
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What we need a re stories with kunoichi in them.

>> No.17123078

>>17123068
they are like ninja succubutts,correct?

>> No.17123080
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I want an Atlach Nacha to repeatedly stomp on me while I'm on the ground and call me all kinds of mean names for getting caught sniffing her panties

And she's gotta be loli.

>> No.17123083

>>17123068
I would like a kunoichi to appear knelling at my feat awaiting orders whenever I signal her.
Granted I will mostly use this for middle of the day quickies but still

>> No.17123088
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>>17123080
Great taste, I'd even wind her up by saying that the view of her ass from down there was great.

>> No.17123090

>>17123078
Correct
the unique trait is the extendable grappling hook tail

>> No.17123097

>>17123088
I must say anon I'd do the same. But maybe say how her panties look nice and I can't wait to sniff them later. Probably going to get a sole to the face then.

>> No.17123100

>>17123068
like where she gets her leg caught in a bear trap you set out for bears in the middle of a mission and feel guilty and nurse her back to health?

>> No.17123108

>>17123068
why do I get an urge to slap her ass, even if that can cost my life?

>> No.17123115

>>17123097
>sole to the face
What a perfect chance to feel up her legs.

>> No.17123119

>>17123115
I'd make sure to tell her that her feet and thighs highs smell amazing and it's giving me a boner.

>> No.17123124

>it's dirty spider pervert hour
>again

>> No.17123125

>>17123068
There a little greentext on how Anon is about to graduate MG high school with his virginity intact. Until he's caught by a group of kunoichis on his way out.

>> No.17123129

>>17123124
Anon is there a problem? I love Atlach Nachas.

>> No.17123132

>>17123129
I'm susrprised with how many people love the chaos spider. I though she would be hated because of the whole spider thing, but seems like lolidom is stronger.

>> No.17123133

>>17123132
I imagine a lot of people still dislike her. But I like her, I'm a big fan of lolidom and I'm not phased by the spider stuff. In fact I like it and I think it adds something very unique to her. I actually think it's pretty cool too. I just overall think she's a top tier girl. To me atleast. Definitely in my top 5 ever since her release.

I'm still ok if anons disagree though. I respect their opinion.

>> No.17123137

>>17123119
Perfect. Antagonizing nachos is the best.
>>17123132
I've always wanted a girl like them though, foul mouthed and bitchy girls that you turn the tables on and hatefuck until they calm down so I'm glad KC finally delivered.
Yeah the spider thing's a big weird but it'd probably feel good and it's another way to violate them so I'd be willing to give it a shot if they were real.

>> No.17123155

>>17123080
If she didn't bother putting on another pair of panties you'd get a view of her bare pristine pussy between every stomp
I'd personally want her to order me to lick her toes and in between

>> No.17123159

>>17123137
True. Antagonise the nacho until you've finally enjoyed the bullying enough to get up, hold her in your lap and fuck her until she looks at you with a happy smile in her face then she caresses your face and says "I love you, my dirty lolicon". Just be prepared when she suddenly goes for your neck to pump venom into your body. We all know what happens from there.

>> No.17123168

>>17123155
>tfw an Atlach Nacha will never tie panties around your head so they're right under your nose while she makes you lick her little toes

>> No.17123176

If a male knew he would eventually Alp, such as by tasting a licking fruit, could he start saving his cum for later? For example, could he save his own cum and freeze it to nourish him later when he becomes dependent on a male's spirit energy?

>> No.17123185

>>17122924
From the thumbnail my tired mind thought that was Penn Jillette.
What monster would waifu him?

>> No.17123186

>>17123159
While under the effects of her own venom an Atlach-Nacha would view all your compliments and advances nauseating and disgusting, but once you've pumped her full of semen and negated her venom she'd be overjoyed that you loved her so much and would reciprocate any compliment you gave her

>>17123168
Don't forget that Atlach-Nachas are spiders. Not only would she tie her panties around your head, she'd also spin a thread to tie up your arm and legs so you'd be at her mercy.
You better lick her toes sparkly clean otherwise she will have to step on your balls as punishment

>> No.17123192

>>17123176
I mean, if they found a way to store it properly so it doesn't turn rancid and retains the spirit energy, yes. That sort of technology would probably already exist, but still be expensive. Consuming his own spirit energy that was destroyed before is sure to cause all kinds of bizarre and unknown effects, so they should definitely have a Lich supervise and take notes.

>> No.17123203

>>17123186
>While under the effects of her own venom an Atlach-Nacha would view all your compliments and advances nauseating and disgusting, but once you've pumped her full of semen and negated her venom she'd be overjoyed that you loved her so much and would reciprocate any compliment you gave her
That's the part I love so much about them, they're tsundere done right. It's a cycle between fucking the tsun out of them and them regaining it and needing to be put in their place again so you get a nice mix of sweet dere moments and violent sex.

>> No.17123204
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My waifu's the cutest!

>> No.17123210

>>17123204
She's pretty good.

>> No.17123213

>>17123204
What's that Cheshire doing in this thread?
Heh.

>> No.17123222
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>>17121995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgdu4ZXDjZo

Yes, and Melon blessedly knows how to deliver on the EXTRA THICC

>> No.17123233

>>17123222
>Aku
The worst part about this meme is that its over a decade old and only now are people regurgitating it everywhere.

>> No.17123238

>>17123186
Exactly that's what makes Atlach Nacha great. Basically what >>17123192 said.

>Don't forget that Atlach-Nachas are spiders. Not only would she tie her panties around your head, she'd also spin a thread to tie up your arm and legs so you'd be at her mercy.
You better lick her toes sparkly clean otherwise she will have to step on your balls as punishment


Part of me wants to please my Atlach nacho mistress. But another part of me wants her to stomp on my balls.

>> No.17123239

>>17123233
Well, it was the easiest way for me to communicate that I like my Kappa like I like my whiskey.

Full-bootied and in dire need of babies!

>> No.17123244

>>17123204
I bet she's a cutie.

>> No.17123275

>>17123204
>Cheshire acts a noble British lady around you
>Teases you constantly about your plebeian hobbies
>Always smug and belittling
>One day you come home early
>She's acting like a mere female cat and playing with a ball of yarn
It would be your one chance to get back at her

>>17123238
>>17123203
Agreed, Atlach-Nachas are the perfect bland of abuse and love.

>Part of me wants to please my Atlach nacho mistress.
Even if you did please her she'd simply use your devotion as a way to further belittle you. Since you'd have done such a good job at licking her toe clean she would order you to lick her entire body clean

>> No.17123277
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dumb elves

>> No.17123279

>>17123275
>Cheshire noble
I kinda want this.

Especially if she's a bit plump so I can watch that ass of hers.

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>> No.17123286

>>17123283
She looks cute.
Also cold.

>> No.17123288

>>17123275
I don't want to be abused by my Nacho, I just want to serve her with all my love and finally get permission to induce her ovulation.

>> No.17123293

>>17123283
I want to cum inside her lewd eyepussy.

>> No.17123294

>>17123288
But she'll abuse you while you're showing her love. That's her way of showing love!

>> No.17123302

>>17123294
Can't she just bite my dick or something? I really hate abuse.

>> No.17123309

>>17123302
I mean, you'd learn to love it in time surely. And it's definitely not like seriously mean bullying. It's more just like "you're a dirty lolicon and I hate you" but in her mind she's probably thinking "I love you so much husband and thank you so much for loving my body!"

And some of that shows when you bust a load inside her.

>> No.17123316

>>17123288
>induce her ovulation.
That's a terrible idea for a couples of reasons.
A pregnant Atlach-Nacha would lolidom you ever harder as punishment for putting her in this state.
She is a spider and they tend to lay a bunch of eggs at once.
The smaller a monster girl is, the cuter her offspring will be.
If you don't become broken from her pregnant lolidom you'll die from a cuteness overdose once her eggs hatches.

>>17123302
What's wrong about abuse? It's not like she is going to hurt you (unless you liked it).

>> No.17123324
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>>17121631
Mosqueetoes are the future of blood-sucking waifu tech.

>> No.17123331

RIP triple weasels.

>> No.17123336

>>17123316
>holding all the millions of eggs she laid in your arms

That's cute! What's even cuter is the little abusive smol spiders that hatch from them and call you a "disgusting daddy"!

>> No.17123341

>>17123331
KC pls gib

>> No.17123343

>>17123324
i'd skeeter

>> No.17123346

>>17123324
Vampires is where it's at.

>> No.17123348

>>17123302
>>dick biting

>You actually want me to bite you?
>What a pervert!
>You love this, don't you?
>You couldn't even live anymore without my teeth, could you?
>My sharp little loliteeth digging into your sensitive flesh...

>Look!
>I'm not even touching it anymore!
>I'm only going to bite you until you come!
>I bet a pervert like you will spill it all in my mouth...

>Ahn~
>You did it!
>You came just from being bit!
>You're so lucky you're mine...
>There's nobody else in the world who would do this for you!

>> No.17123354
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>>17123080
>>17123088
>>17123133
>>17123159
>>17123186
>>17123203
>>17123238
"You like this since you're basically trash, don't you?"
>You're bound by your hands and legs into a sort of splayed sitting position underneath a lounging couch by your Atlach-Nacha wife, she grins at you as she finishes webbing the stolen pair of panties around your eyes and onto your nose
"Go ahead, smell it and look at it closer~ After all, I still need to punish you."
>You can feel her delicate feet around your hand, massaging your right hand's palm and wrist, getting giggle out of her as you begin to breathe heavily and your heart race increases
>The smell of her pussy and your juices having intermingled is intoxicating while she continues her bare footed assault
"This hand in particular needs to be punished! It's this naughty hand that was going to steal your seed from me!"
>She tilts her head, noticing that your erection is practically standing completely upright against your abdomen
"My my, you're such a disgusting pig of a husband. Did my feet really get you off that much?"
>You can feel the webbing hit the base of your cock after she gets up, one foot stroking up and down peeling at your foreskin, every stroke dragging up pleasure
"Ka ha! Look at how you're leaking like a faucet! You sick, pathetic human. You just can't help but want to impregnate every monster that strikes your fancy, hm?"
>Getting pushed down, she removes the panties from your eyes, giving you a look at the moist, glistening pinkness of her petite slit
"Make me drenching wet. Otherwise your horrifically thick cock won't fit in here. You stupid man."
>The more and more you give her clit kisses and lick at her, the louder and longer her moans get as she grinds her pussy into your face, huffing out ever-so-smug laughs at how you're just like a dog cleaning its master
>You can feel her pelvis spasm against you when you give her one final little nibble on the little rosebud of her clitoris, though, drenching your face in her ejaculate
"It's no use. I have to put it in. It's going in. Don't try to stop me, trash-husband. This cock is the only good thing about you."
>You both moan in unison as she wraps one delicate hand around you and completely hilts you within her, not quite riding you yet, but grinding her hips into your pelvis nonetheless
"How is it? The pussy of your marvelous wife? Or are you as much at a loss for words as you are brains?"
>Bouncing in your lap, a silly, stupid grin never leaves her face as she continuously tells you that she can tell you're getting off on her loli-pussy
>Her four spider arms wrap around you near the end, your balls contracting as she sinks her fangs into your clavicle, the burning pleasure mingling with you losing it inside of her
>The last thing you hear before you black out is her muffled, husking laughter followed by one sentence
"Hehehaaa... Such testicular fortitude.
If we keep this up there's no way I won't have your daughters you filthy lolicon... But I suppose that could be nice too."

>> No.17123359

>>17123324
I don't know why Vampires think they can even compete, they don't even have a toxin to make their bite not leave scars

>>17123336
Atlach-Nachas daughters wouldn't be abusive. They'd be a bit grumpy from the venom and they'd try to contest your authority, but nothing too harsh for a children to do/say to a parent

>> No.17123360

>>17123348
>>17123354
This is why Atlach Nacha are perfection

>> No.17123363
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17123363

Most under-rated girl?

I don't know why Druella was thread-cannoned into being a powerful girl who is actually a shy lonely nerd type. She is a crazy rape demon, if you want a powerful girl who is actually shy and wants a nice husbando why not Saphirette?

>> No.17123367

>>17123354
everytime you post here i have to fap

>> No.17123371

>>17123363
She looks perfect. I want to wallow in her corruption and paint it white.

>> No.17123384

>>17123354
After this, you're good in my book.

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>>17123354
Down boner, down. It's still light outside, this isn't the time.

>> No.17123393

>>17123324
What if a vamp mosquito and a vampire compete to see who gets the most blood inside their bellies?

>> No.17123396

>>17123275
>place random boxes around the room and watch as she attempts to fit into each one of them
>use a laser pointer and watch as her feline instincts take over

>> No.17123402

>>17123348
>Cumming from a non-sexual act
Every monster girl that can do this to her husband is top tier
It would be hard not to become an Atlach-Nachas' biteslut after this happened

>>17123354
No one can read this and still dislike chaos spiders

>> No.17123406

>>17123396
>inside the final box there's you and you cuddle her hard in the tight space

>> No.17123411

>>17123402
>manipulating the penis with her teeth
>non-sexual act
Anon... A bitejob is just an unusual blowjob.

>> No.17123428

>>17123393
They would both be charged with murder.

>> No.17123431

>>17123402
I read it and I still think they are pretty shitty. I'd punch one.

>> No.17123441

>Melon and Less streaming.

>> No.17123449

>>17123441
I heard they are going out.

>> No.17123454

>>17123406
>Not filling the box before that with catnip.

>> No.17123455

>>17123441
What they both drawing?

>> No.17123466

>>17123454
>drugging up your wife to molest her
You're evil, anon. I bet you'd enjoy feeling her shiver uncontrollably against you when you nuzzled her ears in there.

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>> No.17123470

>>17123021
Fucking drop and forget it ever existed

>> No.17123476

>>17123469
I'd fuck pretty much anything.

>> No.17123480

>>17123469
Yes, I would the feline MGs.
Barring Sith's of course.

>> No.17123483

>>17123469
Damn right I am, especially for one as smug as that. Stupid sexy Cheshires.

>> No.17123485

>>17123469
Does that mean I get to worship neko butt?

>> No.17123488

>>17123431
Well if you're not man enough to handle a little girl abusing you it's your loss, but really you just dislike her because you're not willing to open up
Atlach-Nachas are objectively great

>>17123454
>>17123466
Does catnip make feline monster girls more excited and energized, or does it make them weaker and more sensitive? I'm hoping for the latter

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>went to look up where the cheshire was from
>happy demon
Holy shit that ear wiggle, my heart.

>> No.17123494

>>17123469
Only in the butt.

>> No.17123501

>>17123488
I hope it makes the constantly sexually excited and lethargic, so you could use it to cunttease them, or give them easy multiple orgasms if you were nice.

>> No.17123518
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>no space paladin to beat abominations' ass.

>> No.17123529

>>17123488
>Not man enough
>coming from someone that likes lolidom
You got a good laugh out of me.

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>>17123518
I want to be an abomination incubus and defeat and cuddlerape a space Paladin!

>> No.17123545

>>17123490
CUte! So cute!

>> No.17123550 [SPOILER] 
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>>17123490

>> No.17123552

>>17123529
Wait so liking lolidom doesn't make you a man?

>> No.17123557

>>17123536
I see the Adeptus Idolus are hard at work keeping those guardsmen motivated.

>> No.17123558
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17123558

I just want to lovingly corrupt a paladin into my monster wife. Is that really such a bad thing?

>> No.17123566

>>17123501
All her teasing and annoyances are worth it if you get to fuck her up the ass while she's high on catnip and extra-sensitive

>>17123529
>>17123552
There is nothing manlier than to let a little girl dominate you
Only boys can't swallow their pride even if it denies them of the greatest pleasures in life

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>> No.17123570

>>17123566
This is true. It's why I let my waifu dominate me as she's a loli.

>> No.17123572

>>17123558
That face gave me a panic attack.

>> No.17123573

>>17123480
Cait and Cu Sith would work so much better if they were able to shapeshift into more human forms. But I suppose to furfuckers it doesn't matter what they look like.

>> No.17123576

>>17123552
>>17123566
You guys are better than I though. I can see why nachos have fun.

>> No.17123577

>>17123557
They'll get really demotivated when they start getting videos of me sniffing the girl on the right's bobcut and nuzzling her cheek. Eventually she'll fall and tell the camera how much she loves me between kisses as I lotus position her.

>> No.17123578

>>17123569
Flustered fox.

>> No.17123588

>>17123573
Cu sith doesn't add anything that isn't furbait when compared to the kobold.

Cait I could get behind if it wasn't furry.

>>17123577
I dunno.
You'd have an easier time getting a slanesshi demon to let you to use a working condom when compared to bedding those girls.

Besides, you getting one will just make all the other guardsmen think they could get one too, boosting their drive to prove themselves.

It'll at at least keep them going till those metal skeleton girls show up

>> No.17123589

https://i.imgur.com/gliCi0j.jpg
Great now I want a Griffon to step on me.

>> No.17123593

>>17123589
This is hot. Works well with the paws/claws to have her step on your with your dick between her digits.

>> No.17123596

>>17123589
>that face
>Screaming_Externally.tiff

>> No.17123600

>>17123490
This is wrong. Demons are the embodiment of seduction and evil. They should not be allowed to be this cute.

>>17123589
Now that's a fearboner if I ever saw one, too bad the art is so crudely drawn for the most part

>> No.17123602

>>17123596
I'm more worried by the torso.

The artist's obviously still gitting gud but it's nice to see some griffon porn.

>> No.17123604

>>17123588
Well, the main issue I have is that KC really missed the mark with both of them.

In some of the stories, a Cait Sith was witch who transmogrified herself into a cat too many times and got stuck that way. It was something about the nine lives a cat has, so he could've done something with the Cait being able to assume a sort of Catgirl witch form ala Blair for Soul Eater. Cu Sith, on the other hand, is just basically a canine version of the Banshee, so I agree with you on that point.

Like I've stated in the past, if he got rid of the snouts and removed the fur from their faces and the front of their abdomens I'd dick them. But furries can go and stay fucking go.

>> No.17123609

>>17123588
>Besides, you getting one will just make all the other guardsmen think they could get one too, boosting their drive to prove themselves.
...Their drive to defect? I mean, it's obviously my status as an abomination incubus that let me molest and corrupt her.

>> No.17123610

>>17123604
Pretty much.
If they looked like anything else that wasn't furry, I'd be fine.

As it is, NOOOOOOOOOOOPE

>> No.17123653

>>17123367
>>17123384
>>17123392
>>17123402
Thanks, Anons.

>> No.17123661

>>17123490
>Ah! Husband has a date planned for me!
Where are you taking your waifu to get her looking like this, anons?

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>>17123661
Hot springs.

>> No.17123684

>>17123673
Would be fun to go to.

I'd love to happen upon group of strongfat onis relaxing in one when I arrive.

>> No.17123717

>>17123684
>strongfat
Unf

>> No.17123723

>>17123717
Yep, I can only imagine their eyes locking on anon, plenty of smug grins, and an invitation for anon to join.

Fast forward and anons got his arms around two of them who are clinging to him as all of them drink and laugh at a lewd joke from a third.

It would be the greatest.

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>>17123684
>Spoiler
THE BEST ONI BODYTYPE

>> No.17123761

>>17123279
>Anon wakes up every morning to find his Cheshire Ojou-sama girlfriend sucking his dick, waving her big fat ass in the air.
>If he grabs it and starts kneading it, she starts purring. She also won't stop sucking until he's dry.

>> No.17123786

>>17123761
I'd like to watch a cheshires limber morning stretches.

>> No.17123788
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17123788

I want to be beaten up and forced into marriage by this T-Rex. I want her to become super doting. I want her to become cuter than a shy Ochimusha when she finds out I put babies inside her abs.

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17123789

Someone help. I asked the Onee Sabbath for a Kitsune, but this girl is knocking on my door instead. How do I get her to marry me?

>> No.17123800

>>17123789
Tell her she must be useful for you to be in your home. She will offer money, then Hitlerian charisma, then lvl 999 magical power. Reject them all. At the end she will offer her body, accept that offer. Then marriage will naturally follow.

>> No.17123803

https://exhentai.org/g/1070492/da7fd1b397/
>Not accidentally raping an Elf

>> No.17123804

>>17123789
You need to be a shota mage.

>> No.17123809

>>17123788
Dear lord those muscles. I want to become her little towel boy at the gym.

>> No.17123817

>>17123804
Nah, you just need to be her summoner (or the guy she summons herself to), she likes Shota because he is her summoner just like Tohru likes a woman because she is the one that removed the sword and befriended her. Kobayashiverse Dragons are fairly easy to waifu, surprisingly. They seem to have no standards beyond being the first friendly human they encounter.

>> No.17123819

>>17123469

Yeah. It was deeply ingrained into me at an impressionable age. Thanks, Toonami. Thanks, Breath of Fire.

>> No.17123829

>>17123786
But she insist on doing them naked! You'd see every bit of her and she'd know how hard she gets you!
And then as you masturbate while closing your eyes andi imagining her curves, her tight pussy and her big fat cat ass, she'll teleport in front of you.
The moment you open your eyes and see her naked ass there she'll slam it down on your dick and pump that naughty thing dry.

>> No.17123840
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>>17123800
>Hitlerian charisma
I'm not sure I want to marry her anymore.

>>17123817
Technically I did summon her, just not magically. So I'm set!

>> No.17123843

>>17123819
>A Cheshire from your school learns that your love of catgirls came from /fit/ catgirls in anime and games.
>One day you come home to find her laying on your bed, naked and with an amazing set of abs.
>She rolls on her back, spreads her legs and beckons to you with one finger.
What do you do?

>> No.17123847

Fat bottomed spiders.

>> No.17123850

>>17123817
So it's a good idea to imprint on dragon hatchlings?

>> No.17123851

>>17123840
"Hitlerian charisma" basically means she'll make you charismatic enough to lead armies of frighteningly devoted followers. It can be used to do good things too.

>> No.17123853

>>17123850
Only if you're a baby their mother adopted out of pity.
Then you'll get a cute Dragon stepsister harem.

>> No.17123858

>>17123843

What I want to say: fuck her brains out

What would actually happen: I'd probably faint. That's a stimuli overload if there ever was one. Maybe I'd just straight up die from happiness.

>> No.17123861

>>17123788
I will never not cry manly tears at Jurassic World having the same fucking T-Rex from the first Jurassic Park being the one who saves the day.

>> No.17123862

>>17123840
>Hitlerian charisma
>Bad

>> No.17123870

>>17123850
Yes. Or just go to a magic shop, get an egg and raise the Dragon waifu yourself. They grow up very fast. In less than a year you will have your waifu formed. Warning, Dragons you raise yourself are X1000000000 times more clingy and jealous than normal Dragons. Huge yandere danger.

>> No.17123876

>>17123858
When you come to it'll be to the sight of her fat cat ass bouncing up and down on your dick as she bends backwards and stares into your eyes, an ahegao starting to form on her face.

>> No.17123884

>>17123870
>dicking the daughteru
No, leave the cute dragons alone.

>> No.17123889

>>17123819
>Breath of Fire
The 4th game is partly responsible for my love of monster girls too. Ursula mainly she's also to blame for me liking chinese dresses.

>> No.17123896

>>17123884
Its technically not your daughter.

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Is this considered a monster girl? otherwise i will just delete the image

would you?

>> No.17123907

>>17123884
It's a complicated feeling when after a year the jabberwock is taller than you and starting to fill out.

>> No.17123909

>>17123901
It's more humanization than anything, to be fair.

Yes. I would. Mandibles like the Predator and Rek'Sai's give me the biggest fear boner for blowjobs.

>> No.17123918

>>17123884
Not like you have any choice m8. Daughterus don't go after their dads because he is already married and biological link likely somehow tones down the mating instict and even then it still happens. Here you are single and there is no biological link plus she is a Dragon, you can't fend her off.

>> No.17123920

>>17123901
If mages or cold people are monster girls than yes, anything counts.

>> No.17123921

>>17123901
I would a monster girl rek'sai.

>> No.17123926

>>17122988
>Undead wearing panties
What trickery is this?

>> No.17123927

>>17123803
Anon that's a Dark Elf. The lewdest of all Elves!

>> No.17123955

>>17123909
You people lack self-preservation

the image of a big alpha predator sucking you gently its giving me a weird feeling

>> No.17123956

>>17123927
I'd love to see how dark elves from mge would deal with being raped by lust crazed humans over and over again. Poor things will never see it coming.

>> No.17123976

>>17121910
I want to see her quietly drinking a bottle of sugar water she loves so much.

>> No.17123982

>>17122355
Twins?

>> No.17123983
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>>17121938

no genitals so its okay!

>> No.17123986

>>17122674
Where did this come from? I always wanted yandere sea bishops!

>> No.17123990

>>17123983
Wing nibbling!

>> No.17123994

>>17123926
Even Zombie Draggos wear a crotchpiece.
For all the good that does them (which is to say not much.)

>> No.17123999

>>17123983
That's cute

What's with this .less and melon cooperation?

>> No.17124005

>>17123803
holy shit

>> No.17124012

>>17123955
There's a certain terrifying arousal that comes from a monster as predatory and relentless as Rek'Sai pinning you to the desert floor in a mating rut and taking the most delicate care to not damage the one thing that'll let her pass her genes down before forcibly raping the ever living shit out of you, pinning you beneath her heavy and massive sandworm/mermaid-like lower body and make you go crazy with sex that lasts for the better part of the day, the only thing keeping you warm in the desert night being the pump-a-rum of her accelerating twin heartbeats and the coils of her void-pussy gently milking orgasm after orgasm out of you

>> No.17124074

>>17124012
that sounds rough

>> No.17124105

>>17122839
What is this

>> No.17124122

Why is it so erotic to imagine a Jinko or Hellhound or some other big predatory girl charging on all fours? Does this make me a pervert? Also why this in particular, this is such an odd thing to find erotic but I do and I don't know why.

>> No.17124143

>>17124122
Because you know in your heart that if a monstergirl got on all fours to chase you you might as well just assume the position and let her rape you because you're not getting away.

>> No.17124144

>>17124012
Twin heartbeats sound nice.
A well-meaning but naive shoggoth who notices you like her heartbeat would surely create several more hearts to please you.

>> No.17124146

>>17124122
It's showing their bestial urge and makes it quite apparent that they'll get on that dick in no time flat.

>> No.17124151

>>17124122
You aren't alone anon

>> No.17124172

>>17124146
I want to cunttease my childhood friend Jinko so bad that she pounces me in heat but is too excited and virgin to actually get me inside her and desperately dry humps me.

>> No.17124197

>>17122590
Speaking of Southern Civil War era groups

What Monster Girl would want to be a part of the KGC?

>> No.17124201

>>17124172
I like when they have to fumble with your belt before slipping a claw under and slicing it in frustration.

>> No.17124214

>>17124201
It's even better when she tries to guide it in with her paw but it's too clumsy to do it and she just slams her lips down on your base.

>> No.17124215

>>17123293
No Anon. That would hurt and give it an infection, that could hurt even more!

>> No.17124221

>>17124215
She's not living, she doesn't feel pain or get infections. I guess it could grow mold or something.

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>>17123926
They probably do it when it's more alluring than just being naked.

>> No.17124231

>>17124221
It could still cause some discomfort Anon

>> No.17124237
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Is it wrong to want to open a button on a stern Birb's snappy uniform and clothed paizuri her?

>> No.17124242

>>17124229
Lewd big butt. It needs something inside, though.

>> No.17124247

>>17124144
>Creates more than three hearts, saying it's the perfect number for her silly master
"For calling me silly, you just don't get it, Baby."
"Two hearts is the perfect number, because that means there's one for me, and one for you!"

>> No.17124256

>>17124237
It's perfectly normal to want to rape shoebill.

>> No.17124267

>>17124256
Please don't rape Shoebills. They need a loving environment. Only fill their cloacas consensually.

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>>17124247
Flustered Shoggoth!
That's not a silly master!
That's a s-smooth master! Swoon!

>> No.17124272

>>17124237
What a dumb image

>> No.17124280

>>17124271
That flustered shog looks embarrassed, hot, steamy and slimy.

>> No.17124288

>>17124271
Silly mastah:
>Has a long job that keeps him away from home for long periods of time
>worries about things like finances and managing his schedule and maintaining social circles
>Likes to be informed about things and stay connected to what's going on around him
>Is upset he doesn't get it

Smooth mastah:
>Spends most of his time at home
>Doesn't even think about things like money or social standing
>Welcomes surprise and unusualness, delights at the unexplainable and shuns explanations
>Is glad he doesn't get it
>Can, will and does hit silly meido's wombstone when hittin it from the back

>> No.17124306

>>17124288
I wonder if I'd get called a silly master by a Shoggoth if I told her I like chubby girls.

>> No.17124319

>>17124288
Wait so silly mastahs are inferior and shogs don't go after them?

>> No.17124326

>>17124306
>The next time you see her you notice she's formed her body with additional delicious curves to your liking
>figure she's on board and give her a smile and a naive thumbs up
>She covers her mouth while smiling with a hand and lightly shakes her head back and forth
>"Silly mastah~"
>>17124319
>Trying to understand
Silly.

>> No.17124328

>>17124319
The point is you'd never know. They're 'unknowable'. So whether she calls you a silly mastah or a smooth mastah or whatever kind of mastah you're just fully loving her back and don't worry about silly things like names or titles because you know she loves you and you love her.

>> No.17124332

>>17124326
Perfect, although I may need to give her extra protein to help get her the figure.

>> No.17124338

>>17124326
>>Trying to understand
I want my shog to torture me by making me understand until I'm a whimpering wreck who can only survive by being pampered by her.

>> No.17124355

>>17124328
Aww that's cute anon

>> No.17124373

>>17124338
>In an unlocked house, in a perfectly reachable place, with no restraints or restrictions explicitly imposed upon him, Anon rests bound and imprisoned
>Imprisoned to his maid
>Long since she first came into his life, she slowly and methodically began changing all around him into an extension of herself
>Now the whole house is a part of her, and everything in it
>Everything but him
>He rests on a chair made of her, in her formed body's lap, curled up against her bosom as she hums and gently strokes his hair
>The chair is softly rocking, in time with its heartbeat (one of many within the house), the eyes on the grandfather clock stoically looking at them as it ticks on late into the afternoon
>He steals a glance at the window, but thankfully she thought of that as well, converting her body even to the glass that it would form, meaning he only sees out to what she wants him to see
>This time, she feels like showing him a beautiful sunset over a seaside beach house
>He doesn't think of how he lives thousands of miles from any major body of water
>He doesn't worry about how his internal instincts are telling him it's not sunset time but rather the middle of the night
>He just curls against her more as her hands gently stroke his hair and her head leans down to kiss his forehead softly
>He's accepted there's nothing left to think about but her
>She's everything, after all
>And in that moment as his mind finally begins to truly, truly rest for the first time since he's been born, she smiles, not her usual coy knowing smile, but a true, genuine smile, a smile that stretches throughout the entire house as she softly whispers
>Good mastah.

>> No.17124387

>>17124373
Literal heaven.

>> No.17124398

>>17124373
I can hear the humming. Haunting, but beautiful.

>> No.17124425

>>17124373
It'd be nice if Shoggoths cooled down and actually acted a bit more understandably once you reach that point. Since they know you now comfortably don't get it and don't care to they just totally be themselves and hold more full conversations without worrying about having to keep up appearances.

>> No.17124429

How can silly mastahs even compete with smooth mastahs?

>> No.17124438

>>17124429
By making them laugh. If it can work for Roger, it can work for silly mastahs.

>> No.17124442

>>17124429
Silly mastahs are adorable to Shoggoths and they want nothing more than to just watch them while they get all hot and bothered thinking about all the fun things they'll teach them once night rolls around.
Smooth mastahs surprise even the Shoggoth and she can think of nothing else other than when he's going to suddenly start licking the lamp she made for him until she cums on the spot.

>> No.17124449

>>17124373
Burn it. It's evil.

>> No.17124453

>>17124442
So that's why Shoggoths giggle when mastahs worry about silly human things and think that only 3 dimensions exist.

>> No.17124459

>>17124429
Silly mastahs have the compelling charm of an innocent and ignorant mortal, and besides silly mastahs all end up as smooth mastahs once they spent enough time with their Shoggoth

>> No.17124463

>>17124459
>>17124453
Bingo.

>> No.17124470

>>17124453
I want my Shoggoth to take me to her childhood home to meet her family.

>> No.17124493

>>17124319
It's how it works. "silly" masters are for kikis, "smooth" maters are for shogs.

>> No.17124502

>>17124493
What if a silly mastah wants a shog?

>> No.17124510

>>17124502
He becomes a "smooth" one after some time. Silly masters don't need to worry about a thing when shoggy is around.

>> No.17124514
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17124514

Guess what
More viccy

Fucking bunch of hat memers, you know who you are

>> No.17124519

>>17124514
Icky.

>> No.17124523

>>17124514
I don't get oc Lilims

>> No.17124560
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>> No.17124562

>>17124560
What's going on here?

>> No.17124564

>>17124562
Legal lolis driving. Happens more than it should.

>> No.17124573

>>17124242
Anal sex with undead lolis is the best

>> No.17124579
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17124579

What does this dragon mean by this?

>> No.17124580

>>17124579
Watch out, anon! That's an Elf!

>> No.17124585

>>17124580
>Manakete
>Elf

>> No.17124586

>>17124579
BREED

>> No.17124589

>>17124579
She knocked on wood, and wants to hear it knock back.

>> No.17124592

>>17124579
Looks like she wants some baby dragons.

>> No.17124602

>>17124579
She's doing the mere female lizard pose. I know it because my dragon does it sometimes.

>> No.17124605

>>17124579
MERE

>> No.17124626

>>17124579
>old lady

Gross

>> No.17124636

>>17124626
Old ladies are the best, you scrub.

>> No.17124654

Anyone writing anything?

>> No.17124660

>>17124654
Yes.

>> No.17124661

What the wold need is a nice, submissive umi osho.

>> No.17124662

>>17124654
I just wrote this

>> No.17124665
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17124665

Paladin-chans are the cutest and loveliest girls. I want to corrupt one to produce the ultimate waifu.

>> No.17124667

>>17124626
Monster girls age like fine wine, especially powerful species. Dragon for example hit their prime between 200 and 500 years old

>>17124661
Umi-Oshos are for 2 things and only those 2
Bullying
Friendzoning

>> No.17124670

>>17124665
but anon, she will hit you

>> No.17124674

>>17124670
That's fine, I enjoy it.

>> No.17124678

>>17124667
Don't you fucking dare bully an Umi-Osho.

>> No.17124681
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17124681

>>17124665
A corrupted angel is more my sort of thing.

>> No.17124689

Still need more stories about the spirits
Or at least one for ignis or sylph, the other two have at least 1

>> No.17124700

>>17124674
I can understand wanting to be hit by a cute monster girl, but a paladin? You disgust me.

>>17124678
What is she going to do? Cry about it and tell her friends?

>> No.17124703

>>17124667
>friendzoning
No

>> No.17124712

>>17124700
I love her so much that any interaction with her makes me happy.

>> No.17124724

>>17124703
Yes.

>> No.17124733

>>17124703
Be honest, wouldn't you befriend a cute lively Umi-Osho who has plenty of interesting story about the sea? They make terrific friends no doubt about that, and once you're her friend she will guide you to Ryugujo where you'll have access to plenty of better aquatic species to court

>>17124712
Have some dignity and feed her grey lamentation mushrooms. Once she is a Wight you will have some justification to be so pathetic

>> No.17124735
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17124735

>>17123789
rainbow dragons are best oneesans.

>> No.17124752

>>17124733
>Once she is a Wight
Ah, how I want to insert my penis into the cold, dead anus of a Death Knight.

>> No.17124773

>>17124667
>implying all monster girls don't hit their prime between 8 and 14
>especially the powerful species

>> No.17124791
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17124791

>>17124773
But everyone knows the best monstergirls reach their prime seconds after being born

>> No.17124809

>>17124791
*before

>> No.17124816

>>17124689
I find them kind of boring/difficult to write, to be honest. Which is ironic, because I enjoy Elementalists in stories.

>> No.17124837

>>17124752
Good luck with that.
Wights are known for their large rears, a previously Paladin Wight would have a large and muscular rear.
Your dick will be buried in her butt before you can even reach her anus

>>17124773
That's also a prime range but for different qualities
Both suit various types of men. I'd rather associate myself with the respectable CC lovers rather than the shameless lolicons

>> No.17124839

>>17124791
I'm a little disappointed by how boring the outer shell design is for humpties. I'd expect some more delirious and colorful eggs for wonderland, especially with all the different species that could hatch out of one, like humpties, jubjubs, jabberwocks, and dormice.

>> No.17124846

>>17124839
I feel you dude. I wish they were a little more flashy, and ditto. Wonderland girls are top fucking tier. Jubjubs, dormice, hares, and humpties are some of my favorite MGs

>> No.17124856

>>17124837
>Your dick will be buried in her butt before you can even reach her anus
Hotdogging a Death Knight would also be a dream come true. Her pre-death disgust might even make her tease me about being unable to anally penetrate her. That'd be really hot.

>> No.17124910

>>17124791
I love Humpty Eggs for shameful reasons.
They're the best species for a sort of adoptive daughter relationship. You can teach her how to speak, write, educate her, show her the world, etc... all that while still have pounding her sweet smile pussy every night and calling her your wife

>> No.17124914

>>17124791
can you give me the cliffnotes version

>> No.17124919

>>17124910
Hey, I feel like my reasons for loving them are just as bad. They make for excellent yans, and there willingness to just take the man that impressioned on them and just hide them away in their own private world is pretty 10/10. Also the idea of a Queen Humpty with hundreds of bodies in a mansion sized egg is pretty dope too.

>> No.17124922

>>17124910
She's probably really tight too

>> No.17124934

>>17124919
>mansion sized egg
Please think of the poor Jubjub that has to lay that thing.

>> No.17124936

>>17124934
I just imagine that the egg grows to that size after she lays it.

>> No.17124944

>>17124910
I'm now imagining a shitty web-ad featuring a Humpty Egg. Something like "Daughteru Dickers love her; Click Here to find out why!"

>> No.17124951

>>17124910
Not as if anyone asks how old a slime is anyway. They're good to go from day 1.

>> No.17124952

>>17124919
>They make for excellent yans
That's true, I imagine they'd be extra yan when Jubjubs are around because they're self-conscious about how they're not as soft and fluffy
I personally prefer them to be innocent and submissive though I'd take a yan egg any day of the week

>Also the idea of a Queen Humpty with hundreds of bodies in a mansion sized egg is pretty dope too.
That sounds crazy though coming from Wonderland nothing is off the table

>> No.17124976

>>17124952
>you'll never get tag teamed by a jubjub and her recently aborted and now humpty egg sister

>> No.17124982

>>17124791
>>17124910
I can't get excited about the impatient fetus monster.

And Demon or Apophis is the best for adopted daughterfu anyway.

>> No.17124987

>>17124982
I can understand not seeing the charm of humpty eggs, they ain't for everyone.

What do you think of mouse girls as daughters? A whole swarm of em?

>> No.17124988

>>17124856
>Death Knight
Darion Mograine go and stay go

>> No.17125018 [DELETED] 

I want to get gently, lovingly pegged by my waifu with her strapon!

>> No.17125026

>>17125018
Huh. That's oddly strange anon. But why?

>> No.17125032 [DELETED] 

>>17125018
Strapons are shit though. Why would you go for one when you could give your wife a real one for a short amount of time?

>> No.17125035

>>17125026
Because butt play feels nice and it'd be a really intimate and comfy thing to do with her. She'd push me on my back and feather kisses all over my face as she thrusts.

>> No.17125036

>>17125032
I've thought of this. Potion maybe?

>> No.17125040

>>17125032
Because that'd be transformation and also pretty gross.

>> No.17125043

>>17125035
That's understandable. I do not have an opinion on the subject but it does sound nice to experiment with. And it does sound quite intimate.

>> No.17125046

>>17125036
Potions, magic, you name it.

>>17125040
It would probably feel way better and more intimate than just a strapon, but hey, I'm not the one that's going to be taking it up the butt.

>> No.17125049

>>17124987
I'm not much of a daughterufag. I just make a special exception for a few species because they're perfect for adopteru dicking.

>> No.17125050
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>> No.17125060

>>17125018
>>17125032
>>17125035
>>17125036
>>17125040
>>17125043
>>17125046
>>>/d/
>>>/y/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/tumblr/
Fuck off back to wherever you came from degenerate subhumans. Faggotry is not tolerated here.

>> No.17125065

>>17125046
Definitely something to at least try then since it's so easily available.

>> No.17125067

>>17125018
>>17125032
>>17125043
Go away

>> No.17125071

>>17125043
It sure does.

>>17125046
I don't know anon. Maybe just once.

>> No.17125076

>>17125060
I have a feeling it was started by a very specific anon.

But then again it's the weekend.

>> No.17125077

>>17125018
>>17125032
>>17125036
>>17125046
>>17125065
Cancerous faggots.

>> No.17125083

>>17125065
How about you try removing yourself from the mortal plane instead.

You people see now, how there was literally ONE post that wasn't told to fuck off and there were instantly multiple /d/tards pushing their fetishes. All it takes is one time for the cancer to take root.

>> No.17125084
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17125084

>fags

Don't give them even an inch.

>> No.17125088

>>17125018
You'd be more welcome at one of the other monster boards/communities. Try 2x4chan.

>> No.17125089

>>17125084
On a lighter note. That's a cute squirrel.

>> No.17125092

>>17125084
Squirrel is cute!
Touch her fanny and give it a pinch!
Flustered cute squirrel!

>> No.17125095

>>17125084
>"O-Oh goodness, what an explicit letter to Freyja, so many mortals want to do such lewd things to her."

>> No.17125097

>>17125095
I wonder what lewd things the note says

>> No.17125099

>>17125089

Midnight's stuff works really well with paintschainer. I just now noticed it made the picture smaller though.

>> No.17125105

>>17125018
>>17125032
>>17125036
And that my friends are how alps are created.

>> No.17125117

>>17125097
Well she shouldn't be reading letters, she should be delivering them, but her curiosity got the better of her since Freyja the Norse God of Love gets so many letters from the big, strong warriors she collects letters from.

>> No.17125119

>>17125105
Alpfags are equally cancerous.

>> No.17125121

>>17125117
I bet she imagines it's her too.

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>>17125084

There, closer to original now.

>> No.17125139

>>17125121
She must spend nights fantasizing about muscled, shirtless men caressing her fluffy tail with their strong hands.

>> No.17125144

>>17125119
Aye, standard succubi are better, and demons are the best.

>> No.17125146
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17125146

>be adopted by a single monster
>she has a body so "ara ara" that it takes everything you have not to pop a boner looking at her
>she's dotes on you constantly and, for the sake of bonding, insists that you sleep in the same bed. you spend so much time together, you quickly reach the breaking point
>one night, after she's fallen asleep, you slide on top of her and start groping her prodigious chest
>just the feeling of your fingers sinking into her breasts is blissful, and once you see there's no waking her, you take things a bit further
>you lift her shirt up, letting her beautiful tits bounce free and bury your face between her cleavage
>taking deep breathes of her natural scent is intoxicating, clouding your mind and making you kiss and lick every inch of her boobs
>you use your tongue to dig out her inverted nipples and start lovingly sucking on them once they pop free
>you can't suck any milk from them, but damn if you aren't trying
>after several minutes of worshipping your momster's chest, you pull her shirt back down and slide off of her satisfied
>unbeknownst to you, she woke up when you started fondling her, but was so shocked by what was happening, she pretended to be asleep
>she wanted to stop you when you started sucking on her, but she was too paralyzed by pleasure
>you don't even know you made her come before finishing, and now she's hoping you do this again tomorrow night, and maybe something more...

>> No.17125158

>>17125146
>that nipple part

Heaven above

>> No.17125170

>>17125146
I want to molest a seabishop momster like this, it's too arousing not to.

>> No.17125172

>>17125060
>pegging
>/y/
You are utterly insane

>> No.17125174

>>17125146
Gorgon a cute.

>> No.17125177

>>17125146
>ywn be adopted by a 200yr old demon monster who considers you to be a child even if you're in your early 20s

>> No.17125182

>>17125084
Why are the phrases "give an inch" and "take a hike" used so much in these threads? It's an odd phenomena.

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>>17125146

>> No.17125188

I want to become the lord of some Ochi's for the sole purpose of making a gaming group out of them.

>> No.17125189

>>17125182
You're braindead.

>> No.17125190
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17125190

Drawfag from last night here finished the Ochimusha
feedback is very welcome

>> No.17125191

>>17125188
And I want a big strongfat Ochimusha with a kanabo and a scary mask, to be my bodyguard.

>> No.17125192

>>17125189
Thanks, I try.

>> No.17125193

>>17125190
Hot damn that's good!

>> No.17125194

>>17125182
Very vocal individuals who need a bigger vocabulary

>> No.17125195

>>17125191
Would you keep her in full armor or would you have her in something more revealing so you can grope her tits and slap her ass while she's at attention?

>> No.17125199

>>17125190
YES!

>> No.17125202

>>17125195
Full armor in public, can't undermine her scary appearance.

In private she gets cuddles and her fat bottom groped.

>> No.17125204

>>17125190
nothing too glaringly obvious needs to be worked on
good work

>> No.17125208

>>17125202
Is she bottom heavy or top heavy?

I need to know if her sarashi is getting stretched or if she's got one of those cloth panty things.

>> No.17125210

>>17125190
This is fantastic, loving the serious look on her face.

>> No.17125214

>>17125208
Slightly more bottom heavy, but still has a big enough rack to push her sarashi wrap to it's limit.

>> No.17125218

>>17125190
Time to UNLEASH AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL!

>> No.17125232

>>17125218
There's an unsomething evil in my pants.

>> No.17125234

>>17125190
Before opening the image and with that purple I thought it was an Apophis Ochimusha

>> No.17125237

>>17125190
Looking at this, I find myself struck by the thought that she would look gorgeous in a veil.

>> No.17125245

>>17125214
Would you massage her after a long day as your guard?

WOuld you fondle that ass and take off her sarashi so that her massive chest can hang free?

>> No.17125248

>>17125125
>Ratatoskr reading mail from Anon
>"I want to sleep on your tail!"
Is that a marriage proposal too?

>> No.17125253

>>17125177
>ywn adopt a loli demon who considers you to be her lover

>> No.17125256

>>17125248
no

>> No.17125262

>>17125253
Turns out it wasn't adoption papers you were signing.

>> No.17125263

>>17125190
Impressive work.

>> No.17125268

>>17125177
like that nanashi vampire?

>> No.17125280
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Your succubus wife just gave birth and has given you 10 seconds to name your daughter, quick!

>> No.17125283

>>17125280
Waifu #2

>> No.17125289

>>17125280
>Not debating about names with her ever since she got pregnant

>> No.17125300

Speaking of SUCCs what if I wish for world domination?
I mean I bet she tought I will sign the paper for sex, it would be interesting watching her reaction to it.

>> No.17125301
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>> No.17125304

>>17125262
Who says they weren't, the adoption papers for monsters probably include some fine print.

>> No.17125308

>>17125245
Yes, got to take care of my Undead bodyguard. Help keep her limber and wash her to keep her in fighting condition.

>> No.17125310

>>17125253
>loli demon ara aras and ufufus in her sleep
Things aren't as they seem. Do you confront her about this trickery or go with the flow?

>> No.17125311

>>17125301
I wonder if Slimes are good at singing

>> No.17125315
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>>17125304
This Japanese Coffee Shop holds itself to the highest standards of magical quality, ensuring an adventure with every cup. Post what you'd order and visit the link below to find out what kicked off the fun time you and your Waifu will be enjoying!

http://www.lifeformz.com/cgi-bin/idea/idea.fcgi

The shop also serves tea and hot chocolate. Behind the counter is an Automaton who can perfectly create any drink. She already has a husband.

>> No.17125318

>>17125308
She'd be glad of it but may feel a little selfconcious about her 'condition'.

Namely, how soft in the middle it is.

>> No.17125319

>>17125318
There's a lot of muscles hidden under the pudge, you can feel it when you grope her belly.

>> No.17125321

>>17125311
Their singing probably sounds slightly distorted since the vocals are going through, well, slime.

>> No.17125322

>>17125319
>Strongfat Ochi has her master groping her middle.
>She was going to protest but her master insisted that its because he needs to make sure she's 'fit for duty'
>She has to stand there and wait while anon gropes her middle, blushing profusely despite her stoic expression.

>> No.17125326

>>17125322
Strongfat truly is the masterrace sounds cute af.

>> No.17125331

>>17125326
That it is.
Soft enough to cuddle
Strong enough to take you to bed

>> No.17125334

>>17125280
Avalon

>> No.17125337

>>17125280
Leona

>> No.17125345
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How do you react when your Dragon Waifu tells you she's royalty, and has watched over a local village for generations?

>> No.17125348

>>17125345
Everybody needs a hobby.

>> No.17125350

>>17125345
>Well yeah you watch over it, your home is literally overlooking it.

>> No.17125352
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17125352

>>17125190 here
felt like doing a scylla too

>> No.17125353

>>17125345
You think this would've come up sooner before we became a thing.

Also, isn't it taboo for nobility to 'mingle' with the common folk?

>> No.17125354

>>17125352
cute!
you have a place you put your art?

>> No.17125356

>>17125352
Absolutely based.
She's a cute one.

>> No.17125357

>>17125345
My dragon waifu is younger than me actually, so I don't see that happening. Her mother did that though.

>> No.17125358

>>17125326
Strongfat kakuren would be the best monkey.

>> No.17125360

>>17125352
Cute!

>> No.17125366

>>17125352
Wow, that's very cute! Thanks for doing these!

>> No.17125368

>>17125352
Cute.

>> No.17125370

>>17125345
>so, did you collect tax from them?

>> No.17125376

>>17125345
>watching a village that long
Your waifu is a NERD!

>> No.17125380

>>17125370
Where do you think she got those piles of gems, gold, and rare artifacts you've been sleeping on for years?

>> No.17125382
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17125382

I don't see many ants round here

>> No.17125388

>>17125354
thinking about getting a tumblr blog
for now i have a really neglected deviantart
and my facebook page.

>> No.17125389

>>17125382
Hello Hyphen.

>> No.17125393

>>17125345
Tell her all the villagepeople could see up her skirt
>>17125352
Tentacular

>> No.17125403

>>17125389
wat

>> No.17125405

>>17125403
That's his artstyle, clearly.

>> No.17125409

>>17125380
Trading crypto currencies?

>> No.17125412

>>17125376
>not having a nerdy dragon waifu that loves to play D&D, but always plays as an elf for some reason.

>> No.17125414

>>17125382
Would you an ant aunt?

>> No.17125427

>>17125412
I'd play D&D with all the chromatic girls
>the DM and the other players try to restrain themselves from having their characters rape your Human Fighter

>> No.17125521

Today I was just chilling and you know what? My waifu is pretty cute.

>> No.17125524

>>17125521
She's great in bed too.

>> No.17125528

>>17125427
>not playing the healer for maximum rapebait

>> No.17125529

>>17125521
Your waifu is really cute, and so is mine!

>> No.17125530

>>17125524
She's great in a lot of things.

>> No.17125535

>>17125521
Of course she is anon! I bet she's a real cutie and she loves you so so much!

>> No.17125536
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Anons, would you still go to a MGE mamono realm portal knowing that you have no papers and can get raped by the Mamono Army Officers or Border Patrol? If you do, please go immediatly to an Army station and register yourself. Getting caught without papets is grounds for arrest.

>> No.17125549

>>17125528
But I'm not some pussy healslut

>> No.17125552

>>17125536
>army station
You want me to get gangraped, don't you

>> No.17125555

>>17125536
Only if they have aesthetic uniforms, because that's my fetish.

>> No.17125557

>>17125536
I would pray to an Inari Shrine and hopefully get pulled through by my Waifu.

>> No.17125560

>>17125536
>Chackpoint at the MGE end of the portal
>Manned by a Kitsune with a thick accent
>'Papers, please.'
>'Uhhh...'
>She scowls at you and presses a button
>Gates slam shut and sirens blare
>'What's going on?'
>'You have been randomly chosen for additional screening.'
>An Oni and equally muscular Hellhound walk up to the gate
>The Oni glares at you while the Hellhound licks her lips
>'Do not resist.'
Glory to Lescatie.

>> No.17125561

>>17125528
>>17125427
>Playing as the heal slut of the group
>Red Dragon motions towards you, she plays as a Human Barbarian
>Sits you in her lap, much to the anger and frustration of the other Chromatics, putting one claw on your head
>Lich DM quirks an eyebrow, to which, in a small puff of flame Red calmly but firmly replies
"I am the Queen."

>> No.17125565
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>>17122919
big is best

>> No.17125570

>>17125565
Sorry, but Gigantes are too big. Yes they are cute and have amazing racks, but at that size she's getting more stimulation from her pinkie than she is from your dick.

>> No.17125577

>>17125561
>You will never have that same thing happen to you, except with the blue Wizard.
>Her boobs are so big, your head is squished between them just by sitting in her lap.
>Her claw pressing on your body only pushes you further in.
>You spend the rest of the game in her lap, and the night in her bed.

>> No.17125579

>>17125570
Sometimes its okay just being friends with a cute monster grill.
And if someone wants to make it work with them, more power to them!

>> No.17125582

>>17125561
>Being a healslut in DnD.
Pathetic. If I'm not burning spell slots on Divine Smite to get that extra damage then what the fuck am I doing?

>> No.17125583

>>17125577
Yes fucking please
>Tell her you can't see
>She huffs that you don't have to while pulling you in further
Heavenly.

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>>17125536
You need only marry a sovereign citizen to gain full citizenship.

>> No.17125585

>>17125570
they are my max size, and i want to lay on ones stomach taking a nap in the sun

>> No.17125588

>>17125536
>get stopped at the portal by German Shepard dog-girl officer
>"Excuse me, sir. I have reason to believe you're smuggling a controlled substance and a dangerous weapon," she says, grabbing your crotch
>"Mmm~ A very dangerous weapon~ *ahem* I'm gonna have to confiscate that controlled substance as well. I'll have you dump it in my evidence bag." She strokes the spot on her stomach just above her womb.

>> No.17125591

>>17125579
The problem is that it's never 'just friends' with monster girls. Be nice and considerate to them long enough and eventually they're gonna want the D. Most girls that's not and issue, but once they're that big you're gonna run into some problems.

>> No.17125594

>>17125565
On top of being EMG girls they're also giantesses, so there's no way a relationship would work with them.

>> No.17125596

Cute daughterus doing cute things!

>> No.17125599

>>17125591
Well, if you love em, you'll find some mcguffin way to make it work I say. It is just fantasy after all.

>> No.17125600

>>17125588
>German Shepherd
Now I'm reminded of a kemono doberman in a uniform. Goddamnit.

>> No.17125608

>>17125588
>Dominant, lusty German Shepherd Waifu initiating sex in uniform.

I'm getting in the country on a green card marriage.

>> No.17125610
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>>17125596
Cute Wendigos

>> No.17125617

>>17125584
Is marrying the cop that arrested you a valid way to gain citizenship.

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>>17125599
>mcguffin
the solution to anything

>> No.17125625

>>17125608
Oh, you won't have to worry about that green card
>she's having you pound her from behind in the detention room
>after pumping your fifth load deep inside her, she reaches back and gives you a nice, long kiss before saying "By the way, knocking up an officer of the law is an offense punishable by marriage. And that's a life sentence too~"

>> No.17125631

>>17125608
>Border checkpoint keeps having to train up new guards
>Not due to the stress or work environment, but because the guards keep running off with detainees
>New recruits are almost all single and use the job to scout out a boyfriend
>At any given point, at least half the detention rooms have guards fucking some cute boy they pulled aside for 'interrogation'

>> No.17125637

>>17125588
I resist and demand to be wrestled to the ground, beaten up with a mamono silver baton and get the "dangerous substance" extracted by force.

>> No.17125642

>>17125617
Either that or you're detained until you pick a wife out of a line-up.

>> No.17125647

>TFW very sick, probably have pneumonia.
>Live alone
>Every cough fills my veins with fire.
>So thirsty, but the kitchen is so far away.
>Legs feel like jelly.
>Just want some tea to sooth my throat.

Kiki waifu, if you can hear me, please come and save me.

>> No.17125648

>>17125637
>"Requesting backup from Officer Redcap. Suspect likes it rough."

>> No.17125652

>>17125642
What do I need to do to get beaten up with mamono silver batons until Im a drooling mess?

>> No.17125661

>>17125631
On the other hand, there's no better way to get extra funding than by reliably setting up girls with humans. That border crossing will be staffed with motivated volunteers happy to work until they meet their future husband.

My German Shepherd Waifu (In her old uniform) and I will be on the other side, watching the new couples and visibly making out.

>> No.17125663

>>17125652
Jaywalk

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>>17125647
I hope you feel better soon, Anon. Make sure you do your best to get better, it's what your beautiful waifu would want!

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>>17125647
Tea time for sick anon

>> No.17125671

>>17125652
sell condoms in public

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>>17125610
>Still no Wendigo stories
ABSOLUTELY HERETICAL

>> No.17125675

>>17125536
Sure.

>> No.17125680

>>17125588
Oh shit she found the peanut butter I was saving for later!

>> No.17125684

>>17125561
>next campaign you're running DM
>big fucking surprise, lich is running a mage
>it's actually a pretty big hassle since she's using spells she knows rather than ones given in the rule book
>"I cast Ravaging Orgasm..."
>"Look if you're not gonna take this seriously we can- "
>anon suddenly cries out and starts writhing in his chair before flopping down on the table,
>the rest of the girls just sit there staring at anon while the corner of the lich's mouth just barely turn up into a smile

>> No.17125687

>>17125680
>Offer to make your Waifu a PB&J.
>Her tail starts wagging as you open the jar.
>Sticking in the knife, she's weak a ton the knees.
>You haven't even started spreading it when she begs you to cum on the sandwich, because she can't taste peanut butter without also tasting you.

>> No.17125690

>>17125684
For the next session she is playing with her phylactery broken.

>> No.17125705

>>17125671
Whats wrong with sendong condoms in public?

>> No.17125716

>>17125705
>MG Stealthing
>Involves putting on a condom
I wonder what the penalty for that is? Also furthermore; will Florida man do that shit?

>> No.17125724

>>17125684
Best party to play a serious game with?

>DM Phantom.
Their profile is all about them being creative and witty.

>Lich Caster.
She'd throw in really colorful spell effects and wouldn't have to search the rulebook every five minutes.

>Salamander Warrior.
She'd be really into the game and roleplay everything in a fun way.

>Kitsune Caster.
An agreeable, smart girl who makes friends easily and will probably bring homemade food? Perfect.

>Gremlin Anything.
Her enthusiasm will be off the fucking charts.

>Automaton Warforged Fighter.
Self explanatory.

>> No.17125727

>>17125716
I want top do that to the MG military officer who "detained" me for crossing through the portal without the proper documentation.

>> No.17125731

>>17125724
>>DM Phantom.
she could probably work her magic and actually sorta bring the campaign to life with animated character pieces and what not. Even if it's a goofy campaign it'd be a blast to have her as DM

>> No.17125741

>>17125731
How many times are the party going to have to save me from being gangbanged by whatever they're fighting this week?

>> No.17125742

>>17125536
>That one cake Cu Sith drug officer that none of the human boys are willing to get into 'trouble' with
>You see at least one guy explaining to her that even if she did offer green card marriage for coitus, it'd be like fucking a teddy bear, in his opinion
>That feeling when you eventually wind up as one of her few friends, since even normal monsters stay away from her. She becomes a regular at your bar and while she has on multiple occasions during her heat asked you to breed her like the bitch she is, loudly and proudly so all the other patrons could hear, you've declined.
>You don't have the heart to tell her you're moonlighting in studying magecraft, specifically transmogrification and humanization. Because hey, if a Succubus could do it for an entire world, who's to say you can't do it for that one patron you begrudgingly love?

>> No.17125746

>>17125596
Puffy daughteru cunnies!

>> No.17125747

>>17125742
>begrudgingly
I'll take her on, furry snout and all. Every cat girl deserves to be bred during her heat.

>> No.17125749

>>17125742
>>17125747
Furfags out

>> No.17125750

>>17125746
>"Mom! I posted it again!"

>> No.17125751

>>17125742
Yknow, Sith aren't my thing, but I'm not sure why "it's like fucking a teddy bear" is supposed to be a deterrent.

>> No.17125754

>>17125742
Mamano mana will give her pattern baldness and facial reconstruction according to her husbands wishes.

>> No.17125755

>>17125749
But wasn't the first anon talking about turning her into an actual good monstergirl with magic?
Cait Sith would be so much better if they were just haughty shortstack catgirls.

>> No.17125758

>>17125755
I want to punt a Cait Sith.
I am not taking any guff from those shitters.

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>>17125749
I did say humanization.

>> No.17125763

>>17125758
>That spoiler
My fucking brother!

>> No.17125765

>>17125741
If you're already married, zero! Unless the Phantom is your Waifu, in which case NPCs keep seducing you. She fits it in so well with the campaign that the rest of the party doesn't even mind.

A Phantom DM would be great for something like Exalted or Nobilis though. It'd be the graphics of SAO and the writing of whoever your favorite writer is without the death if you lose.

>> No.17125769

>>17125765
Odds are, if you're in a monstergirl DnD group you're a virgin and those NEET monstergirls are going to be gangbanging you by the end of the third session at most. The DM will even insert as random prostitutes and barmaids the party "hires" to "spice things up in the bedroom" after successful adventures.

>> No.17125770

>>17125345
Is she still needed/wanted by the village?

Please say no. I want Spice & Dragon.
Please!

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>>17125763
On the other hand, I would plow the living daylights out of Bastet until she's an ahegaoing mess.
Shame she has to be surrounded by Caits.

>> No.17125775

>>17125772
Well if you give that brown shortstack cat goddess the dick well enough, maybe she'll listen to a bit of your input on how Cait Siths should look.

>> No.17125781

>>17125741
more than what you were hoping for, less than last weeks session

>> No.17125801

>>17125724
Might as well be an all undead party apart from you

>Phantom DM
>Lich always plays casters
>Wight that claims she's a blood descendant of the first batch of transformed monsters, always plays some kind of a knight
>Ghoul plays a thief
>Jiangshi plays healslut

>> No.17125803

>>17125769
>Implying a Phantom would be that generic.

One night you'd be the consort of a dragon peacefully ruling over the kingdom you saved, dining and cuddling with her before finally being fucked to heaven. The next you'd casually screw a cute, Shortstack Goblin in exchange for vital information, with her robotic assistant femdomming you back to health after her gigantic ass drains you of Spirit Energy. Creatures from other planes would give you plot relevant and oddly sexual visions, with each orgasm revealing another unique twist until you can't take it anymore.

Phantoms are the ones who used to write for the weekend smut threads. They get pretty wild.

>> No.17125810

>>17125803
>Dormammu! I've cum to bargain!

>> No.17125816

>>17125781
>Okay pause. Hey Lisa, quick question.
>"Yeah?"
>Why the fuck do I get raped every single session?
>"I don't know what you're talking about."
>No, really it's every single session. Last week it was me getting gangbanged by Ogres, week before that it was those Hobgoblin raiders and now I'm about to get raped by a 8' 9" Elder Dragon.
>"Still don't know what you're talking about. Roll your strength saving throw to escape her grasp."
>Aaaaand 1. Again. Are you sure these dice aren't rigged?
>"Noooo~ I don't know what you're talking about. Now then, as your teammates watch on in horror and arousal, the massive red scaled Dragoness peels off your armor, using her elbows to squeeze your hardening member between her massive breasts."
>"I roll dexterity to make to see how well Arianna masturbates to the sight!"
Fucking Cheshires.

>> No.17125827

>>17125816
>Cheshire as your DM.
That's an awful idea unless you're playing Paranoia.

>> No.17125831

>>17125827
The Cheshire's the rogue anon. The DM's a phantom.

>> No.17125838

>>17125816
>playing nerd games
You have no one to blame but yourself. Nerd.

>> No.17125843

>>17125831
>DM is all for sex.
>Cheshire is lewd as hell.

Drop some hints about how much you like ass, offer her a catnip brownie, and the entire next game will be you getting your revenge.

>> No.17125844

>>17125838
wheredoyouthinkyouare.png

>> No.17125854

>>17125843
I think they're just NEETs with fetishes for boys getting raped. If it's not the monsters it's the party after a successful adventure.
You know what? Fuck it, I'm gonna roll to decide who the party is because I kinda want to flesh this idea out. Gimme a dice type to roll to determine how big the party is.

>> No.17125863

>Playing a Sci-Fi game with a crazed Tanuki who tries to steal everything, her Alarune friend who hates talking in character, a Salamander who wanted to play a legendary assassin, and an Automation who plays a fighter.
>Phantom as DM, so the game is colorful as fuck, you're constantly laughing, and the action still feels meaningful.
>You made a soundtrack from your most played songs on Spotify and they all seem to love it.

Would this campaign be worth the Come And Get Your Love jokes?

>> No.17125899

>>17125863
Very. Which one are you going to dick?

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>>17125863
>Tanuki is explaining her plan to Alraune, who isn't listening.
>"And when you reach the core, you take the real crystal and swap it for the fake one. Got it?"
>"I'm an Alraune."
>"What?!"
>"I'm an Alraune! How do you expect me to run there?"
>"Did you miss the part where we all got jetpacks?!"
>"Yeah."
>"Aaagh! I'll start again."

>> No.17125933

>>17125927
Go away /co/.

>> No.17125942

>>17125772
The Cat Kingdom consists of all cat species, not just Caits. It includes Jinkos, Cheshires, etc.
So it's up to the individual to get a not-shit wife.

>> No.17125946

>>17125942
Poor sphinx doesn't even get a footnote. I appreciate a cat who toys with their food.

>> No.17125948

>>17125942
>Cat kingdom
>cheshires
Anon, cheshires are wonderland versions of werecats.

>> No.17125953

>>17125948
>Perhaps because they immigrated or something, even the cheshire cats peculiar to Wonderland are there as if it were no big deal

>>17125946
Hey, I like Sphinxes. I just only wanted to name a couple.

>> No.17125955

>>17125948
So your saying I can bait out the cheshire lolis with promises of cookies and milk?

>> No.17125960
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Ryu working at a Hooters on the side to help keep her shrine alive.

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>>17125960
>Working at a sleazy fast food bar to keep your shrine afloat
That poor girl. I'm gonna go to her shrine every day to pray and donate.

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they make good moms.

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>>17125412

So what happens if she rolls a 20?

>> No.17125990

>>17125985
Even the tomboy ones?

>> No.17125993

>>17125989
Her character gets your character's virginity.

>> No.17125994

>>17125536
>Register
>Get a Mothman running the desk
>Gets a little too clingy while I am filling out paperwork to the point it gets hard to write down information
>Next thing I know I wake up in a pool of bodily fluids with said MG giving me a face full of tits

>> No.17125995

>>17125955
>cheshire lolis
You know, there's depictions of lolis of many races, but I don't think I've ever seen a Cheshire loli.

>> No.17125998

>>17125990
if they have black sclera

>> No.17126000

>>17125989
Oh fuck me that nerd is cute.

>> No.17126001

>>17125989
Oh she is get impregnated and married, order not important

>> No.17126009

>>17126001
Would you want her to leglock you and wrap her legs around your waist as you mating press her?
Would you want to feel her gently nibble your ear as you thrust down into her and feel her fat breasts pressed against your chest?

>> No.17126010

>>17125985
I want to hangout with her platonically until she admits she wants the D. Then I'll give her more than she can handle.

>> No.17126014

>>17125995
I can only imagine that they're mischievous but sweet girls that only do minor pranks like the bucket of water over the door prank except the buckets too big and they spill it on themselves.

>> No.17126016

>>17126009
*winglock
Damn I'm stupid.

>> No.17126018

>>17126010
I'm sure she can handle four inches.

>> No.17126021

>>17125989
Then she successfully seduces the dragon. Wait. Reverse that. The dragon successfully seduces the GM.

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>>17126009
Gonna be hard to leglock me with no legs, but I applaud her enthusiasm. I will mating press the ever loving fuck outta her though. Gonna make cute daughterus
>>17126016
That's gonna be hard too

>> No.17126026

>>17126014
Pranksters in training.
Can't trust 'em even when they're little.

>> No.17126029

>>17126018
She better be able to handle more than that.

>> No.17126030

>>17125933
you do realize that the original post was referencing guardians of the galaxy right

>> No.17126031

>>17126010
>Making an alp cry
I have a soft spot for crying alps i didn't know i had.

>> No.17126034

>>17126014
>You'll never be a shota in an MGC Kindergarten who winds up the favorite target of a loli Cheshire.
>She'll never tease you all the time and pull pranks on you all the time.
>She'll never start mocking you one day only to see the black eye that the Ogre bully from the next class over gave you when she took your lunch money.
>She'll never vanish from your sight for the rest of the day.
>Days after the event the Ogre runs up to you and profusely apologizes before running away.
>You'll never learn from another student that the Cheshire made her life a living hell in retaliation for hurting you.
>The Cheshire will never find you during lunch time and drag you over to a big tree to share her lunch with you.
>You'll never hear her purring as the two of you eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches she brought from home together and feel her nuzzling you with her cheek.
>The two of you will never be inseparable for the rest of your school days,
eventually losing your first kiss to her in third grade and losing your virginity to her in sophomore year of high school.

>> No.17126039

>>17126031
I'm not trying to make her cry. I just want to be best friends, then let her decide that she wants to have sex. We'll figure where we want to go with the relationship from there after that.

>> No.17126041

>>17126026
But then you get to towel them off after they make a mistake and are sniffling and cold.

>> No.17126044

I want to stream the Metro games on a monstergirl streaming site. What monstergirls would be interested in that?

>> No.17126054
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>>17126039
Alps were made to be protected and princess carried.

>> No.17126055

>>17126044
Probably the /k/ ones.

>> No.17126061

>>17126055
I want to see some dudebro monstergirls come into the stream expecting an average shooter and get the dissonance of Metro's bleakness and me giggling like a lunatic muttering "Cheeki Breeki сука блять" while knocking out every human enemy in the game.

>> No.17126065

Even though it's the middle of summer, i still feel obligated to point out that winter monstergirls are comfy as fuck. I want an Arctic Kitsune waifu, she'd be just like a regular Kitsune except her mofu is even more fluffy, and her body is even softer.

>> No.17126066

I'd really like to see how my Waifu reacts when she finds out how most of my close relatives are. I'm not even a bitch. My family just has tons of personality disorders and sex criminals.

>> No.17126071

>>17126065
>it's the middle of summer
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this but Summer doesn't start until the 20th of June.

>> No.17126075

>>17126061
I'd rather stream STALKER. Imagine their reaction when I s[pend ten minutes dragging a loot filled body to a vendor.

>> No.17126077

>>17126066
Just wait until you meet her family.

>> No.17126078

If she's listening in another dimension, I'm letting my Waifu know that I'm not sure how much longer I'll last. Things have been getting much harder lately, and it could be that I fall into a depression or start hoping to die in an accident. She'd better get ready to cry if she still wants me as a husband.

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>You will never be a long haul trucker manticores partner
Why live

>> No.17126102

>>17126099
Nice try, Bob.

>> No.17126105

>>17126071
Who the fuck cares?

>> No.17126106

>>17126099
Fuck off Bob.

>> No.17126109

>>17126099
fucking kill your self bob

>> No.17126112

>>17126099
>>17126102
>>17126106
>>17126109
Is it wrong that I'm actually kinda enjoying it? I don't like the futashit, but it's not bad aside from that.

>> No.17126121

>>17126112
It gets way worse from there

>> No.17126122

>>17126112
>>>/tft/

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>>17126121
Well, I'm already a third of the way through. May as well keep going, see where this shit goes.

Are there any good stories with manticores that people here seem to like?

>> No.17126127

>>17126112
Yes. Yes it is wrong that you're enjoying it.
It's a sign you should fuck off.

>> No.17126138

>>17126126
check out RSAnon's pastebin

>> No.17126147

>You'll never use a Demon's horns to facefuck her and use her mouth as your willing cumdump.
This is pain.

>> No.17126163

>>17125977
What if she were a maid?

>> No.17126170

Demon muscle maids!

>> No.17126174

>>17126170
>"Does Master wish to lay his head on his naughty maid's thighs while she jerks him off? Does master wish to lick his dirty maid's abs while she sucks him off? Does master wish to impregnate his lewd maid?"
>"All he had to do was ask~"

>> No.17126179

>>17126170
Familiar pussy slave maids!

>> No.17126184

>>17126174
But what if I just want to cuddle them at the end of a long day?

>>17126179
Familiar maids are good too, although you may come home to an impromptu idol concert.

>> No.17126186

>>17126179
I don't think you can really call that a "maid."

>> No.17126187

>>17126186
You can if you make them wear maid outfits dummy.

>> No.17126191

>>17126186
If she can wear a maid outfit with a scandalously short skirt, she's a maid.

>> No.17126192

>>17126184
>Familiar maids are good too, although you may come home to an impromptu idol concert.
She'd be getting her pussy extra punished fro shirking her duties that day.

>> No.17126194

>>17126184
Would you take in a bunch of shortstack and oppai loli Familiars who were thrown away by the Sabbath for being "defective"?
Keep in mind that this would lead to a lot of morning wood blowjobs and paizuri.
Although they'd call it "Titty fucking"
instead of paizuri because titty fucking sounds lewder.

>> No.17126199

>>17126186
If a teacher can be a maid, so can they.

>> No.17126200
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17126200

Has maid hours started already?

>> No.17126204

>>17126194
Yes I would
Because they would be the cutest little things.

Would she'll out for an extra large bed we all could sleep on.

Or multiple ones put together to be one.

>> No.17126219
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17126219

>>17126200
Do not trust the maids.

>> No.17126220

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure to keep an eye out when going through the woods or a park.

There may be a shortstack mantis watch and waiting to pounce.

>> No.17126221

>>17126106
>>17126109
Where can i find bob art?

>> No.17126229

>>17126221
Do not play with fire!
Do not play with Bob!

>> No.17126231
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17126231

>"So this is what the women of your world wear when they marry? What a silly looking garment."
>"And yet, I can feel my heart racing already. Do I look like a proper blushing bride?"

>> No.17126233

>>17126221
Nowhere because he's not an artist he's a shit writer. And everyone in this thread hates him for very justifiable reasons since he's the one who opened the floodgates for some of the worst shitposting the thread's ever seen.

>> No.17126235

>>17126099
Could you please tell me where to find Bob art?

>> No.17126239

>>17126235
You can find it at fuck off and die.

>> No.17126244

>>17126231
Methinks that Pharaoh took some creative liberties having that dress made.

>> No.17126247

>>17121639
Lotus Seed.

>> No.17126263

>>17122233
Because I need to finally land a job, so I can have money to pay for myself and my "buy tons of merchandise of my waifu" fund.

>> No.17126267

>>17122433
Don't startle them, they can shatter your bones with no effort.

>> No.17126273

>>17123331
Rip as a joke on how long it'll take for KC to release a profile on them or rip as in he doesn't want to do them?

>> No.17126282

>>17123469
Put me in a cage with anything, anything, and in a week I'll fuck it.

>> No.17126288

>>17123569
>"I don't remember buying this bra."

>> No.17126296

What sad Greentexts would your Waifu write about you?

>> No.17126299

>>17126296
Ones about me fucking her and/or our daughteru.

>> No.17126303

>>17126299
KDF get out.

>> No.17126306

>>17126303
No thanks anon.

>> No.17126308

>>17126296
Most would be of her comforting and trying to give me worth when the sadness settles on for a bit. I don't get sad that often and I'm not really insecure so there isn't much to write about.

>> No.17126317

>>17126296
Stories about a sad lonely boy who falls asleep with his blankets bundled up in a way that lets him hug a lover who doesn't exist.

>> No.17126328

>>17126296
I find something I really love, and then it's taken away from me through no fault of my own. She has to watch me feel suicidal again.

>> No.17126419

Nothing wrong with a futa waifu, to be honest. At least with one there's a guaranteed non-laughable working dick in Anon's relationship.

>> No.17126423

>>17126296
>tfw no cute and submissive human boy to make into your chew toy
>tfw you will never hear him make cute noises as you ride his duck while he's pinned under you
>tfw you will never make him scratch your ears and brush your tail
>tfw you will never hear him whisper "I love you" as you cuddle

>> No.17126433

What monster girl would hide under your bed and spook you when you're little and childhood friends, and upgrade to surprising you in the bed when you're both old enough?

>> No.17126442

>>17126433
Ittan momen

>> No.17126452

>>17126433
Cheshire, Hellhound, Ghost, Wight, Lich, Ghoul and Demon.

>> No.17126459

>>17126423
>Somewhere out there in the multiverse, there are dozens of sad /fit/ monstergirls who use wet towels to emulate the feeling of a cute human boy licking their abs before crying themselves to bed.
>tfw no cute muscleslut to cuddlefuck every night.

>> No.17126464

>>17126459
>there are monsters out there RIGHT NOW that have to pat their own heads

>> No.17126473

>>17126464
You are now imagining a Raiju crying after masturbating and ruffling her own hair because she knows her husbando will never be real.

>> No.17126483

>>17126464
>Shoggoth looking out an empty window
>No smile

>> No.17126487

>>17126473
You are now imagining a Hellhound with her face in her paws wondering what she's doing with her life after looking at the pillow she just put a collar on.
>The tag on the collar is a heart and says:
>"HUSBAND"
>Loved and Protected by Hell's Guardian Herself

>> No.17126488

>Kitsune almost conjuring an illusionary Husband, but starting to cry and going to sleep alone.
>Other girls living at the shrine can hear her sobbing, decide to leave some tea outside her room.
>By the time she wakes up, someone has kicked the cup over.

>> No.17126493

>>17126483
>How can Mastah be silly if he isn't?

>> No.17126496

>>17126483
>Cheshire talking to her pictures of her husbando as she draws them, teasing them as she draws him cumming all over her tits in POV for the fiftieth time.
>That night she cries herself to sleep again, her smile and optimism gone.

>> No.17126501

>>17126488
>Demon writing up contract after contract that she'll never use.
>They start off wordy and incredibly detailed but eventually just deteriorate into saying "Please just exist and love me,
please."

>> No.17126502
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>You will never kind a Hakutakus note book fill with personal details about you

>> No.17126507

>>17126496
>Lich looks over at her crash test dummy, complete with genetal analogs
>despite lab code, she takes the doll up to her room and falls asleep hugging it, not even using the simulated penile member

>> No.17126514

>>17126502
>She's even got your length, girth, and average cum amount
>How she got these is a mystery

>> No.17126516

>>17126507
>Chubby Apophis buys another anon body pillow to try and fill the void in her heart.
>Her Pharaoh rival's starting to get a little worried for her now.

>> No.17126525

>>17126516
>Apo-chan, are you in there?
>You haven't made an attack on my kingdom in almost a month.
>Are you okay?
>...what's the point?

>> No.17126526

>>17126516
>She keeps biting them after a night of drinking until they dissolve away from the high venom concentration

>> No.17126531

>>17126501
>Anubis finishes planning next week's agenda in her notebook
>closes it and puts it in the top drawer of her desk
>looks around to make sure no one is watching before pulling out an Ankh shaped key
>uses it to unlock the bottom drawer
>she pulls out an additional notebook identical to the first, but with a note on the cover
>"IN CASE HUSBAND BECOMES REAL"
>she begins writing in the notebook
>"7:30am, wake up from long night loving husband"
>"7:30-8:00(8:30 latest), cuddle with husband and make love with him"
>"8:30am, begin making breakfast for husband and our two adorable daughters (see page 79 for ideas for names)"
>the rest is illegible as her tears have caused the ink to run
>all the previous days' and weeks' and months' entries are similar

>> No.17126536

>>17126525
>An Apophis and her Rival make peace when they both find out they're pining for human boys to be real.
>Misery loves company after all.
>Then one day the portal opens and some poor/lucky anon gets tag team raped by a chubby NEET Apophis and her /fit/ Pharaoh best friend.

>>17126526
>She's spent thousands of gold stocking her house with body pillows for when her drunken venom sprees ruin her old ones.
>When the portals finally open,
she practically has an orgasm when she bits anon and feels her fangs sink into his shoulder.

>> No.17126540

>>17126531
How would she react if the portals opened and your house fused with hers?
How would she react to you becoming real?

>> No.17126545

>>17126540
How would all these sad girls react within the first few days, aside from sex?

>> No.17126548

>>17126545
Probably lots of cuddling, kissing and generally spending time with the love they never thought they'd get.

>> No.17126549

>>17126545
Hugging and kissing
Lots and lots of hugging and kissing
Not even the sexual kind, just that shear ecstasy

>> No.17126552

>>17126545
>ywn make someone this happy
Society has no place for failures like us

>> No.17126555

>>17126536
>Anon finally becomes real
>Coils him so tight if it weren't for mamono he'd be crushed by the metric ton of force she can generate
>Bite-ruts into him like a piranha, making desperate squealing animalistic noises as she frantically pumps enough venom into him to severely dehydrate herself and give his veins purple discoloration for the next few hours
>All this from the pent up anticipation, the need to validate its real, and how the sensation of actually feeling her venom go into a living bloodstream- HIS bloodstream is honestly making her cum more than anything else she could imagine in her right mind at that moment
>If she were in her right mind at that moment anyway, which her utter loss of any civilized language and crazy, flittering and unfocused pupils would attest to alongside her unwomanly noises
She's never letting him leave his coils. It's not yandere, its just being sure! She just has to be sure he doesn't leave, that's not crazy! She's a GOOD WIFE! HUSBANDS DONT NEED TO EVER LEAVE WHEN THEY HAVE A GOOD WIFE WHO IS REAL AND WITH THEM
fuck.

>> No.17126558

>>17126555
>Apophis develops something akin to an oral fixation/teething when Anon becomes real
>Goes into withdrawal if she goes too long without biting him
Vampires probably get this too.

>> No.17126564

>Scientists too busy making super AI to kill us all
>not trying to create portals
Scientists are useless pieces of shit, looks like it is up to us to do the work

>> No.17126570
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You mofu fags are some sick fuckers.

>> No.17126574

>>17126555
If you want to imagine clingy, imagine a JubJub or a Gargoyle
>their fated perch/mount has finally arrived
>Jubjub hops onto your dick and will never ever leave your waist
>live the rest of your life enveloped in plush, downy feathers
or
>Gargoyle ambushes you and rides you all night and into the morning
>just as you climax, the sun rises, cementing the two of you together for the day
>spend the rest of the day talking through the telepathy established and enjoying this 14 hour climax

>> No.17126575
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>>17126564
>he doesn't want to get forcibly taken by the yandere robutts
Look at him and laugh!

>> No.17126576

>>17126570
>implying that the untransformed version of the species he likes isn't equally as sick
Have fun fucking a literal eldritch abomination, faggot

>> No.17126580

Iinchou spider.

>> No.17126585

>>17126576
Being sexually attracted to dragons is normal and natural.
They're the apex.

>> No.17126589

>>17126575
>implying that they would be sexy and not creepy tentacle abominations
I ain't anti-tentacle/abomination or anything but fuck me if I'm a prisoner to a hunk of metal

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>>17126585
>apex predator

>> No.17126596

>>17126589
Do they still have a sexy voice?
I think I could get dominated by one of those sentinels from The Matrix as long as she had a screen for a face and a sexy voice.

>> No.17126598

>>17126593
>apex sexual predator

>> No.17126600

>>17126593
This is the ideal Dragon body. You may not like it, but this is what peak sexuality looks like.

>> No.17126601

>>17126596
It would depend on what a sexy voice would be in your opinion. It would be creepy as fuck if it had a high-pitch imouto voice
>"onii-chan, don't you want to play with me?"
>a fucking robo-squid with an anime screen appears
nopenopenopenopenope

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>>17126589
>>17126596
Why not both?

>> No.17126605

>>17126601
>>"onii-chan, don't you want to play with me?"
>>a fucking robo-squid with an anime screen appears
I actually got a boner now.

>> No.17126606

>>17126600
I would fuck a blue-tongued skink over this desu

>> No.17126610

>>17126605
You would prefer this over your ideal monster girl?

I certainly hope you are a NEET Anon, otherwise we are all fucked

>> No.17126615

>>17126610
This is why Tanuki are the secret heroes.
Because men don't actually know what they want, and start asking for gasoline generators with a wig.
Market forces have to be guided.

>> No.17126622

>>17126615
Don't let the goyim know!

>> No.17126627

>>17126600
>This is the ideal Dragon body
>not Komodo
Anon pls

>> No.17126631

>>17126622
>boyim*

>> No.17126633

>>17126627
>implying komodo are the best monitor lizard
>not Perentie
Gtfo faggot

>> No.17126636

>>17126631
kek

>> No.17126642

>>17126633
>tfw you will never have a shy and cutesy Chameleon lizardman that uses her ability to hide from unwanted attention

>> No.17126649

>>17126642
>tfw you will never have make a shy and cutesy Chameleon lizardgirl ahegao and become a dizzying caleidoscope as she loses control of her colors

>> No.17126650

>>17126642
>she will never turn a bright shade of pink when you complement her in public

>> No.17126677

>>17126642
What are some other species that are notably missing from MGE that you'd like to see?
>Chameleon
>Kangaroo
>Elephant
>Whale
>Koala
>Cerberus
>Orthros
>Thyphon
>Crocodile
>Alligator

>> No.17126694

>>17126555
A lot of monstergirls would turn out that way wouldn't they? They waited so long and now the boy of their dreams is theirs and they're never going to let go.

>>17126558
That's actually cute as fuck.
>She pathologically needs to bite anon.
>He manages to talk her down to nibbles sometimes instead of bites.
>Apophis develops a love of wrapping her thick coils around anon and nibbling on his ears while occasionally lowering her head to kiss his neck.

>> No.17126714

>>17126677
>Bunyip
>Non-desert sandworm
>Venus-flytrap/PitcherPlant/sundew style plant girls
>Camel spider
>earthworm
>alien
>leech
>blobfish
>anglerfish
As far as I am aware of there isn't an alien, but I am not sure if that counts.

>> No.17126717

>No Thicc Cockney Accented Cheshire who pins down an anon when the portals open and lewdly begs for the dick.
>"I don't know if this is real and honestly ah don't want to know right now, so do this girl a favor. Bend me over yer bed, get a grip of me thick meaty ass and pump my cunt full of yer cum!"

>> No.17126722

>>17126677
Has Frankenstein's monster ever been mentioned? Or would that be too much like a zombie?

>> No.17126723
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>>17126722
reminded me of this

>> No.17126730

>>17126714
>Non-desert sandworm

???

>> No.17126737

>>17126730
an earthworm, duh

>> No.17126738

>>17126694
Adorable.
>Eventually becomes symbiotic
>Anon sleeps happily nested in her soft, thick, meaty coil with her mouth happily wrapped around his earlobe, gently nibbling and teething it all night long
>He doesn't even get disturbed when in her sleep her long prehensile tongue flaps out and bastes his neck in her subconscious state

>> No.17126762

>>17126730
Like a sandworm except for non-sandy regions, different to an earthworm girl.

>> No.17126768

>>17126738
I bet the anon who wound up with her would enjoy her milking his dick with her coils every morning that she doesn't just deepthroat him.

>> No.17126834
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If you're waifu isn't brown, you can fuck RIGHT off.

>> No.17126845
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>>17126834
Brown is justice. Brown girls were made to be painted white.

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>>17126834
If only I could invent some sort of exotic desert, short-haired Whitehorn, a "Brownhorn" if you will.

>> No.17126860

>>17126834
That's rude of you.

>> No.17126869

>>17126834
What if my waifu's blue?

>> No.17126878

>>17126869
Brown is best, but anything is better than vanilla-ass light skinned bitches. Green is dandy as well.

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>>17126845
Drow are well beyond brown, anon. Not that that's a bad thing.

>> No.17126901

>>17125989
Nerd!

>> No.17126914

>>17126888
Black is just an extreme form of brown.

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>>17126856
>Brownhorn

SIGN ME UP

Draw-friends, please make it happen. I beg of you.

>> No.17126937

>>17126856
Instead of a convoluted exotic variant of White Horn, why not simply look for a gyaru White Horn?

>> No.17126950

>>17126937
Because the genuine article is always better than an imitation. Plus whitehorns are too pure to go Gyaru.

There's lots of desert deer too, gazelles/antelops, dik-diks too.

>> No.17126962

>>17126950
>Dik-Diks
How do these exist

>> No.17126970

>>17126950
>Plus whitehorns are too pure to go Gyaru.
Are you implying that gyarus are not pure?

>There's lots of desert deer too, gazelles/antelops, dik-diks too.
Deers, gazelles and antelops would be the biggest rape bait species, no clue about dik-diks

>> No.17126978

>>17126970
>Are you implying that gyarus are not pure?
No, but like, you don't see Amish girls and Eskimo girls going Gyaru. Whitehorns are too sheltered and remote to know about things like that.

>> No.17126987

>>17126978
Maybe she went gyaru after a Tanuki salesman traveled to her region and traded wares including a Succubus fashion magazine
Monster girls would do anything to get cute boys including tanning on a snowy mountain

>> No.17126990

>>17126856
>brown
>brown is the color of shit
>brown horsepussy
Horsepussy is shit confirmed

>> No.17126992

>>17126950
>dik-diks
>Imagining a dik-dik monster girl
>All I can hear it say is 'Dik-dik want dick dick'
>Can't stop laughing

>> No.17126993

>>17126990
u better watch ur fukin mouth

>> No.17126999

>waking up yet again not snuggling the waifu

When will MGs be real?

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>>17126992
You reminded me of that thing from that Ben Stiller Movie
>>17126993
Yeah, I heard that being a faggot is an oral disease

>> No.17127003

>>17126992
Dik-diks are super small they'd be lolis for sure
I could see them saying that to abuse their cuteness

>> No.17127137

Deader than a Zombie's pussy

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>>17127137

>> No.17127182

>>17127151
Especially that zombie's puss. She probably hadn't had dick in her life!

Ha! What a virgin!

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>>17127182
I want to deflower a virgin Zombie!

>> No.17127210
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>>17127182
Yoshika is NOT for bully.

>> No.17127213

>>17127210
Her master is hotter, would fuck a hermit.

>> No.17127215

>>17127210
She is for bully with hugs and fugs!

>> No.17127216
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>>17127137
At least they can become Wights.

>> No.17127218

>>17127206
That's scary. Zombies are scary girls. I'd probably faint if her arm fell off like that.

>>17127210
She's cute!

>> No.17127220

>>17127216
That wight has SOFT breasts!

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>>17127210
Yoshika is for lots of bully

>> No.17127232

>>17127218
Scary boners are the best! I'd twitch like crazy inside her if her arm fell off while I was having sex with her.

>> No.17127283

Zombies are dumber than Wurms
At least a Wurm would have the wit to rape you if you slapped her butt, a Zombie would just stare at you with a hungry look

>> No.17127288

>you will never have a slightly yan kraken nurse
>she will never be multiple doctors at once
>she will never sneakily prescribe extra hugs and massages for your treatment
>she will never kiss your booboos better
Current medical system shit confirmed

>> No.17127294

>>17127283
She gets better if you keep having sex with her. Do it enough she levels up to a Wight.

>> No.17127303

>>17127283
>tfw no Zombie gf cuddle bug who always nibbles on parts of your body

>> No.17127309

>>17127288
This is the kind of healthcare I'm willing to pay for

>> No.17127311
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I desire more monstergirl bakunyuu.

>> No.17127313

You need to watch your words around Kikimoras.
You'll complain that your boss is always on your dick about something, and then your boss will go missing only for his body to wash up on a beach 600 miles away a few weeks later.

>> No.17127317

>>17127288
Never ever trust Kraken nurses, no matter what illness you have they will insist on having special "injections" three times a day every day

>>17127303
>She can't fall asleep unless she's got one of your fingers in her mouth

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>>17127311
Leon always draws girls who excite my dick

>> No.17127319

>>17127313
Also watch your words around kikimora out on patrol in search of good master candidates. Though, she'll be able to judge how much you need her by the way you dress anyways.

>> No.17127321

>>17127317
>special "injections" three times a day every day
I thought those are Manticore nurses thing. A Kraken nurse would be way better at restraining you though.

>> No.17127336

>>17127317
>she gently suckles on your fingers while she peacefully sleeps

A. CUTE.

>> No.17127340

>>17127321
Manticore nurses give you actual injections
Krakens rape you and call it in injection
Both are terrible nurses, stay away from them unless you want to either get addicted on Manticore injections or become the proud father of a little Kraken after giving your nurse one too many doses of semen

>> No.17127343

>>17127313
Kikimoras are scary!

>>17127319
I dress in creased shirts, hoodies and joggers any time I go out apart from work.

Can I get a maid to fix me?

>> No.17127354
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Why are black sclera so good?

>> No.17127360

>>17127336
>Zombie gf asks to eat your brain
>You explain that you'd die if you let her do that
>She is visibly confused and has an hard time finding her words
>Turns out she just wants to learn more about yourself, but doesn't know how to say it

>>17127354
Only evil and scary girls have black sclera
Run if you ever come across a monster girl who has black sclera and white pupils, they're the most evil

>> No.17127365

>>17127360
>black sclera and white pupils
That sounds cute as hell dude. I'd like to date a girl like that.

>> No.17127369

>>17127360
Zombies are cute! Underrated girl. And black sclera is olev.

>> No.17127387

>>17127360
Name one monster girl with black sclera who's evil and/or scary.

>> No.17127389

>>17127354
At first I thought the Vampire in the OP pic has black sclera. She'd go around biting women to increase her numbers.

>> No.17127392

>>17127360
>they're the most evil
I think you've confused evil for cute, anon.

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>>17127387

>> No.17127415

>>17127404
That's just deep love.

>> No.17127421

>>17127415
that's scary to ppl with comitment issues

>> No.17127429

>>17127404
Society just has a flawed view and doesn't understand the arthropod morality system.

>> No.17127435

>>17127404
Not evil or scary

>> No.17127440

>>17127415
>>17127429
>>17127421
If I ever find a moth girl I'll remember to send her to you then

>> No.17127447

>>17127440
i don't have comitment issues m8

>> No.17127449

>>17127440
Thanks dude!

>> No.17127455

>>17127440
Send her to me
>>17127449 doesn't deserve her

>> No.17127457

>>17127440
So long as you remember butterflies are literally Satan.

>> No.17127467
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>>17127455
I do deserve her, you villain!

>> No.17127492

>>17127365
Her spooky shiny white pupils will give you nightmares

>>17127369
What about a Zombie with black sclera?
Cute + love = scary, right?

>>17127467
That's a butterfly, and butterflies are icky

>> No.17127498

>>17127492
Honestly I'd want her eyes to be bioluminescent so I could catch her staring up at me in the night and enjoy her cute face in her own light.

>> No.17127537

I want a big, buff, kuudere vampire that simply comes by and picks me up when he wants to cuddle

>> No.17127619

>>17127313
I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

>> No.17127716

>>17126138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewBOcdz29Sw

>The Sistine Chapel of Manticore Stories
https://pastebin.com/uEv9sU0C -- Reverse Gloryhole by RSAnon

>Stonking Good Manticore Stories
http://pastebin.com/xvcRB3Yd -- Sir Aiden by Anonymous

https://pastebin.com/fAEKwmBK -- Manticore and a Half by RSAnon

https://pastebin.com/3Dj9RmmG -- Attentive Care by RSAnon

https://pastebin.com/9nBYM7W0 -- Clockcore by ELH

http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/70229129/Manticore%20Fapfic -- Manticore Fapfic by Seafoam

>Shit Manticore Stories/Anathema to the Thread

Truckercore by BobAnon -- Contains bigamy, inter-monster breeding, futanari on female, futanari on male, full package futanari, copious amounts of shitposting and fucking faggotry

The Leona Saga by BobAnon -- Albino Manticore having electroshock stimulation, sexual arousal by being cut, extremely submissive, yandere to a fault, has a sexual encounter with a "Cheticore", a bastard hybrid from the futanari Cheshire and Truckercore breeding

Manticore for Christmas by ThatBollocksWriter - Generic story of a guy meeting with a Manticore who's darker skinned after having a daughter with her unknowingly. Pretty cut and dry with shit dialogue.

The Twin Cubs by ThatBollocksWriter - Daughter fucking

>The Manticore story that flustered Anons the most

There's also one I cannot for the life of me remember the name of or who wrote it but it involved have a Manticore be on the receiving end of her tailpussy and wings being surgically removed for the sake of science. We're talking about using a fucking bone saw on an appendage that would essentially be all muscle or cartilage.

Whoever that was can fuck off.

>> No.17127728

Since Bacchus and Inari were deities of wine and sake respectively, does that mean that a an Inari might be into drinking with a man she fancies, just like a Satyros?

If so, Inari just shot up several places for me.

>> No.17127741

>>17127716
ELH, how many souls do you desire in exchange for finishing that story?

>> No.17127779

>>17127728
Daily reminder that while the Japanese did hate the Oomukade because it stood against the Ryuu, the centipede has almost always been a symbol of courage and prosperity as a kamon seal, to my knowledge.

Which means that if an Inari teamed up with a Drinkypede instead of a Stinkypede she'd be rolling in more sake and dosh than even a Tanuki could handle!

>> No.17127802

>>17127728
I don't see anything contradictory if you want to imagine an Inari being an alcohol lover.

>> No.17127806

>>17127716
Wasn't there also a story by a guest account about a manticore getting raped?

>> No.17127807
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Why are bug girls so horrifying?

>> No.17127837
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>>17127807
Bugs are cute you heretic

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>>17127807
Are they?

>> No.17127857

>>17127845
Yes. All of those girls will do horrible things to your dick if you let them.
Particularly the short one, she's extra dangerous.

>> No.17127871

>>17127807
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17127885

>>17127845
That short one certainly is, and the big one seems like she might hurt you unintentionally if you don't watch out. The other two are a bully and a venomous hazard.

>> No.17127891

I want a chubby soldier beetle.

>> No.17127895
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>>17127857

>> No.17127899

When the portal open I'll join the paladin force and do my best to exterminate the bugs

>> No.17127905

>>17127895
Yes.
That's exactly it.
Those cute girls will bite you in the dick.

>> No.17127906

>>17127899
Thank you for your service, anon.

>> No.17127910

>>17127899
I for one welcome our new insect overlords.

>> No.17127916

>>17127899
I will join the bugs nd do my best to POW a Paladin-chan and corrupt her into my waifu. She'll be extremely cute once my insect incubus cum has fused her armor into her body as a caparace.

>> No.17127927

>>17127716
Thank you for this anon. I don't know much about the past writefags on account of me being so new

>> No.17127934

>>17127927
You seem like a cool guy, don't go reading Alp's shit.

>> No.17127940

>>17127934
I only remember hearing faintly somewhere he wrote a story about some other guy fucking his waifu or something? Unless I'm wrong. Please don't hold it against me if I am, I just simply don't know.

>> No.17127947

>buy a roomba to help waifu with house cleaning
>go to living room to find car keys
>instead find kikimora daughteru riding the roomba pretending to be a wargirl
>witness her

>> No.17127949

>>17127940
Oh yeah, his waifu gets fucked by some dirty peasant who's the father of his daughteru. But his cuckoldry is the least of his problems.

>> No.17127953

Is this general always this shit?

>> No.17127955

>>17127953
Only when you're here

>> No.17127956

>>17127947
IMMORTAN JANE.

>> No.17127957

>>17127953
Welcome to generals in general.

>> No.17127958

>>17127949
I see. What's his other problems? Didn't he complain in the thread a lot apparently?

>> No.17127964

>>17127953
>something in a thread about half monsters half girls made me angry
>the post

>> No.17127968

>>17127958
Let's stop here so he doesn't show up to defend himself.

>> No.17127973

>>17127968
Probably best I stop too. Sorry anons, I just have a curiosity about this stuff.

>> No.17127978

>>17126834
Not every good girl has to be brown. But everygirl is better is she is brown

>> No.17127984
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We have wormsign.

>> No.17127987

>>17127978
And she needs to be undead and muscled too. Now that's a top girl.

>> No.17127989

>>17127987
So a muscular Ghoul.

>> No.17127993

>>17127905
kinda hot ngl

>> No.17127996

>>17127993
>ngl
Did they already get you, anon? Did they bite your dick as you were posting?

>> No.17128001

>>17127947
>"Onward, my steed! We must travel to Couchnia to defeat the evil Dustbunnians! For Mastah, and headpats!"
>her mother is chasing after her, telling her to get off as roombas are "unholy death machines"

>> No.17128002

>>17126054
>cuck your waifu with an alp
>say you're going to make her more of a woman thsn your waifu.
>alp's face when waifu walks in on both of you.

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>>17127996
You're pretty dumb anon, I bet you're dumb enough to be bullied by this gyaru.

>> No.17128009

>>17128004
I'm sure I'm dumb enough to be bullied by her quad arm handjobs.

>> No.17128018

>>17128009
Dummies don't get to fug the bugs, except maybe the dumb bugs.

>> No.17128021

>>17126231
Sea bishop wearing a bridal dress in secret

>> No.17128024

>>17128018
Well, gyarus are dumb, so it seems fine to me.

>> No.17128026

>>17128024
That's not true.

>> No.17128029

>>17128021
Who performs the wedding ceremony for a sea bishop? Another sea bishop? Herself?

>> No.17128031

>>17128029
>>Herself?
>I may now kiss the groom!
CUTE

>> No.17128065
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This Elf wields a cursed blade. It looks nifty.

>> No.17128074

>>17128065
But what's the curse?

Is it that her chest gets bigger every time she tsuns?
Because I could have a lot of fund handing one around.

>> No.17128075

>>17128065
How am I supposed to bully a strong elf

>> No.17128080

>>17128075
Attack her ears for massive arousal.

>> No.17128083

>>17128065
Seems like she quite literally just picked it up.
>You'll never manipulate an Elf into grabbing a Cursed Sword
Knife eared berserking cuddle sluts. I need it.

>> No.17128086

>>17128029
>>17128031
>sea bishop performs the ceremony for her own wedding
>her libido keeps getting higher as the wedding progresses
>unable to control her urges, she drops all formalities after your vows and rips both of your clothes off and fucks you on the spot

>> No.17128089

>>17128083
>I wouldn't touch that if I were you
>Foolish human! I do as I please!
Hmm, yes.

>> No.17128092

>>17128083
>cuddle sluts
The cuddles will be painful tho

>> No.17128122

>>17126231
Reminder that pharoahs are alps

>> No.17128127

>>17128122
I'm OK with that.

>> No.17128133

>>17128122
Alps are fine.

>> No.17128139

>>17128122

KC has confirmed before that a lot of male monsters in the old era are now women. You never know if that old dragon lady used to be a burly man in the past.

>> No.17128141

Everyday I grow closer to male dom

>> No.17128142

>>17128122
They're especially high class alps in limited supply, order now and receive a free schedule dog to take care of scheduling and finances.

>> No.17128144

>>17128122
You got a problem with alps?

>> No.17128148

>>17128141
Nodoby cares

>> No.17128151

>>17128139
Hagfuckers were fags doing it with men the whole time, how will they ever recover?

>> No.17128156

>>17128141
Congrats, anon. Make sure to break the girls.

>> No.17128161

>>17128142
Can I order a shoggoth instead?

>> No.17128163

>>17128122
Their brownness compensates for that.

>> No.17128166

>>17128141
You're undertaking your personal Sadopaideia.

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>>17128122
You could fuck some herodotus OC instead

>> No.17128170

>>17128151
Oh god, think about all the undeads.

>> No.17128173

>>17128161
Sorry, fresh out of shoggoth. Would you like a nice nueronago instead? They have great value due to low demand!

>> No.17128175

>>17128169
Nito would be cutest schedule dog.

>> No.17128176

>>17128169
Those muscles

>> No.17128199

>>17128176
I want to take a schedule dog's abs virginity.

>> No.17128202

>>17128122
>>17128139
The older ones are either dead or taken, all the single ones are more likely second or third generation females.

>> No.17128294
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Slimes are divine.

>> No.17128298

>>17128199
But you'll make her abs blush and cry from joy.

>> No.17128302

>>17128298
>Exclamation points go red and start flashing when anon lick them

Truly they are mysterious creatures.

>> No.17128308

>>17128302
I'm going to take her abs on a date.

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>>