Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Sun Jul 30 03:59:46 2017 No.17397996 [Reply] [Original]

Eight legs, soft webs, great in bed, spiders a best.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h (embed)

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 04:00:47 2017 No.17397998 Wolfus are where it's at.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 04:00:49 2017 No.17397999 >>17397996 The Lair of the Spider Queen! A D&D campaign for 2-5 players!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 04:03:53 2017 No.17398005 >>17397998 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKCi7it5NKQ

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 04:04:02 2017 No.17398006 File: 43 KB, 600x766, 1494993143777.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17397998 I dunno, I'm really feeling snow leopards right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 04:07:29 2017 No.17398015 File: 241 KB, 800x800, c57ccc91c0eb4f119941c5d95632dbbe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are Automatons always so tragic? I want to hug one and comfort her forever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 04:18:52 2017 No.17398037 File: 182 KB, 600x706, IMG_1686.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17397998 I prefer their classier cousins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 04:32:47 2017 No.17398066 File: 118 KB, 850x1207, sample_447240c1cbc6f552a44d417b9a1fe859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17397998 Counterpoint: Snek

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 04:37:17 2017 No.17398078

>>17398015
Because many people see automatons and only think of the worst case scenarios that can happen. I how ever like to look at the positive things the can bring us, like helping us understand ourselves and kindness. That's why I'd want one as a girlfriend so I can hug her and remind her my love for her is real, just like how she's just as much of a person as I am.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 04:47:13 2017 No.17398102 Are there any art of different types of doll girls besides the usual mannequin ones? Like maybe a porcelain doll girl, rag doll girl like Sally, scarecrow girl, plastination mummy girl, wooden dummy girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 04:47:38 2017 No.17398103 >>17398066 Oh boy! An apple!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 04:52:39 2017 No.17398112 >>17398103 >The Shota's Big Mistake

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 05:01:05 2017 No.17398125 File: 91 KB, 700x800, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17397998 Loli wolves are the best

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 05:05:38 2017 No.17398135 >>17398112 Mistake?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 05:08:19 2017 No.17398137 x is best girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 05:10:15 2017 No.17398141 >>17398137 >Not y

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 05:11:11 2017 No.17398143 >>17398141 >implying y is even best girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 05:28:17 2017 No.17398180 File: 405 KB, 737x1200, kikimora.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Re-posting due to archive MG roulette: Kikimora https://pastebin.com/YqgjiuDx Selene story is coming next, followed by burning edge.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 05:28:44 2017 No.17398183 I want to see more two-legged spider girls. Eight just get in the way!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 05:35:29 2017 No.17398204 >>17398141 Clearly z is the best girl you faggot. Even q is better then y.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 05:43:52 2017 No.17398233 Vampire weddings. Vampire weddings where the bride and groom cut themselves and fill a bowl with their blood, then take turns drinking the mixed blood.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 05:51:44 2017 No.17398262 File: 217 KB, 848x1200, DF5q9P5V0AEEr53.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17397998 Foxes are cuter and have bigger ears.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 05:57:30 2017 No.17398277 File: 1.26 MB, 1280x1844, 1499844296274.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17398262 >Big ears >Big tail >Big tounge Is there anything better?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 05:59:32 2017 No.17398280 >>17398277 That's not a cute fox. That's the kind of foxes that licks where your liver is and look at you with hungry eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:00:12 2017 No.17398284 File: 658 KB, 1000x582, 0305d05d8a8b8fc7d28b29c5b081d3fb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17398183 Spiders have 8 legs, not 2.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:02:26 2017 No.17398294 >>17398280 Kumihos aren't like Kitsune, they have 9 tails from the start.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:13:34 2017 No.17398329 All i've seen in a couple threads was stronkfat waifus. What the hell would that even look like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:15:04 2017 No.17398339 >>17398284 What about 2 chitinous human legs, and 6 spider legs on their back? It's much more convenient and elegant though, less scary.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:17:09 2017 No.17398346 >>17398329 http://i.imgur.com/dS6Rvb0.jpg This but with bigger tits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:19:48 2017 No.17398354 File: 122 KB, 525x725, 1431292824360.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17398329

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:22:21 2017 No.17398362
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>>17398329
This is the most beautiful strongfat monster girl I've come across
Some people might like more fat, but a little chub is all the softness you need to compliment nice muscles

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:22:33 2017 No.17398363 >>17398354 >still no ara ara leviathan/megalodon shark with this amazing body. A damn shame.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:24:51 2017 No.17398372 File: 534 KB, 761x1572, 1501000964188.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17398362 That ain't fat, anon, that's functionalstrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:25:15 2017 No.17398376 File: 292 KB, 525x668, 2cd5b001647eb1b6fe38d60c8c4373cb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17398339

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:28:36 2017 No.17398390
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>>17398372
Don't lie Anon, the alcohol goes straight to her belly fat

>>17398376
She'd look so much better with chitinous legs and arms
I'm fine with just spider eyes, and legs on the back but it almost nullifies the fear factor that spiders are supposed to have
A spider who can't give you a fearboner is a bad spider

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:29:28 2017 No.17398393 File: 186 KB, 521x688, 93b53ed8055b1a31a8225cfbc8d017d1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Baa baa flat sheep~

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:30:42 2017 No.17398397 >>17398393 She won't be as flat when she's busy nursing my lambs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:32:33 2017 No.17398402 File: 270 KB, 737x699, 942faf7d4a7db812513fd7a577706e3f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17398397 She will actually.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:36:00 2017 No.17398416 >>17398402 I think her breasts will swell while my spawn grows inside her and will stay slightly engorged as long as she's still suckling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:37:03 2017 No.17398422 >>17398416 Breasts can swell around a cup size, not from AA to DD.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:38:01 2017 No.17398425 Ryus are the best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:38:29 2017 No.17398427 >>17398422 I firmly believe she'll go up to a delicious B and I will be able to milky paizuri her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:39:26 2017 No.17398430 >>17398393 Flat sheep need extra long and soft hair otherwise they're not comfy to sleep with >>17398427 Don't waste precious sheep milk on perverted acts

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:40:40 2017 No.17398437 >>17398430 I'll make her lap up the mixture of my sour semen and her own sweet milk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:42:07 2017 No.17398443 >>17398402 She's an absolute beauty. Flat housewives in modest clothing are the best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:43:47 2017 No.17398447 >>17398443 >Flat housewives in modest clothing are the best. Amen, brother. There's nothing better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:51:51 2017 No.17398479 >>17398443 >>17398447 Can't find any more boring in bed.

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 06:59:04 2017 No.17398496

>>17398479
>he doesn't want to have sweet missionary sex with his flat housewife, fresh out of the bath
>won't even match his breathing to hers, interlock fingers, and kiss her with eyes closed in the dark under the sheets
>doesn't understand the pleasure of pumping her teasingly slowly while remaining absolutely quiet to not wake the lambs
>won't even fall asleep on top of his flat housewife while the semen inside her is making a mad dash for her flat eggs
>will never cling to his flat housewife so hard in his sleep that she can't get up in the morning before he does

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 07:05:45 2017 No.17398509 >>17398496 See, this is heaven. Not every girl needs to be a 7ft, strongfat, harthorite rapist onee-san with six borderline /d/ fetishes. Sometimes a man just wants a comfy sheep wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 07:19:21 2017 No.17398551 >>17398496 >>17398509 Sounds decent, but nowhere near decadent enough to warrant marrying a monster girl rather than a human This is the most vanilla you should ever get: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DF6RI0KUMAA1ySx.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 07:19:34 2017 No.17398553 File: 2.24 MB, 1748x2480, 64059631_p7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17397998 I'm sorry my dude, this just isn't true. Big Fat Foxes Is where it's at.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 07:24:40 2017 No.17398568 >>17398551 It warrants a monster girl as a human girl would ruin it in a heartbeat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 07:28:21 2017 No.17398582 >>17398553 Petite slim foxes are great too Mofu tastes good at any size and age >>17398568 You're right, my bad Still, vanilla sex is for shy and awkward monster girls only, why would you marry a loser?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 07:30:32 2017 No.17398593 >>17398582 >shy and awkward monster girls Because those are my fetish. My dick gets far harder when presented with a cute, shy flat sheep than at an hourglass gyaru demon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 07:37:31 2017 No.17398607 >>17398593 What about a cute, shy flat hourglass gyaru demon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 07:39:21 2017 No.17398611 >>17398607 >flat hourglass >shy gyaru

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 07:40:22 2017 No.17398616 File: 141 KB, 810x1050, IMG_1561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] xth for tonguejobs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 07:45:49 2017 No.17398633 File: 502 KB, 642x1000, ee3f8e31b9d4e2e6bd6e3cae06587286.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] X for Eldritch Onee sans. I am Onee dicted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 07:45:54 2017 No.17398634 File: 1.16 MB, 1061x1500, 00a7b52429bd62c8c1db26ced4691c0a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17398616 Are you enough of a yagi to handle this kirin?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 07:47:46 2017 No.17398639 >>17398607 >>17398611 >Flat hourglass You mean flat with curves? They're great but not even close to actual hourglass >shy gyaru I've seen plenty of pure gyarus, but never a shy one. Sounds cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 08:05:07 2017 No.17398711 >>17398354 W-Woah She's big

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 08:05:43 2017 No.17398717 >>17398611 >>flat hourglass Maybe it's both flat and no ass?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 08:06:02 2017 No.17398718 >>17398711 4u

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 08:07:36 2017 No.17398725 >>17398112 >>17398141 >>17398277 >>17398143 >>17398363 >>17398496 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 08:09:23 2017 No.17398737 >>17398725 The great spirit in the /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 08:09:38 2017 No.17398738 >>17398718 But really anon, imagine that girl flirting at the bar to you, flexing her muscles and showing off her strength. Under all circumstances don't be in a scenario where she can kabedon you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 08:13:15 2017 No.17398743 >>17398738 I bet she's really tall too, so she could kabedon you anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 08:14:10 2017 No.17398748 >>17398725 Your big dumb brain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 08:16:24 2017 No.17398754 >>17398743 We need more strongfats

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 08:21:08 2017 No.17398765
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>>17398754
There more strongfats there are, the less the Humans girls will be able to compete with them. Please think of the consequences. Increasingly yan Paladin-chans will prey on the weak and helpless unmarried boys. Soon boys will only be able to move outside when escorted by their powerful fiancees.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 08:25:34 2017 No.17398780 >>17398725 A native! Seize him!

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 08:33:21 2017 No.17398795

>be messing around in the park doing cute otouto things while your Onee-chan watches you
>you look over to see some guy hitting on her, and she looks visibly bothered by it
>you boy up and run to her defense, which earns you a boot to the stomach, knocking you to the ground
>after you pick yourself up for round 2, the guy is nowhere to be seen, only his shoes left behind
>your Onee-chan says you scared him off and praises you for being so brave, telling you she'll reward you once you're in private
>meanwhile, a passenger aboard a plane looks out their window just in time to see a man shoot up past them
Don't mess with a monstergirls otouto

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 08:48:51 2017 No.17398840 >>17398180 Kikimora's be fucking great. Good shit beasty

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 08:49:54 2017 No.17398845 Big muscled kiki maids to counteract the rise in jinko maids!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 08:51:55 2017 No.17398855 >>17398845 Nyet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 08:53:19 2017 No.17398862 File: 250 KB, 681x1128, 1483654081205.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17398855 Да. Very muscular, straight from home.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 08:54:02 2017 No.17398867 >>17398855 Si! How every else will they maintain the market on all maid styles? Gonna get fit for master!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 08:55:37 2017 No.17398873 File: 830 KB, 2480x3859, baphomet36.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17398795 Adorable. Heretical Onee sans a great for knocking out evil imoutos wanting to rape you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 09:05:21 2017 No.17398918 >>17398867 A proper maid should be petite and humble and not some walking refrigerator able to kill mountain loins with their bare hands.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 09:07:27 2017 No.17398925 >>17398918 In the old days, yes, kikis could get by through that. Now a days? Kikis need to cover a wide variety of body types and styles to keep the market in control of those gray feathered women. Why do you think that maid central exists?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 09:07:44 2017 No.17398929 >>17398918 What if mountain lions came to kill her master? How she serve him then with that small body? You gotta start thinking Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 09:12:06 2017 No.17398939 >>17398929 that's why her broom has a blade hidden in it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 09:12:38 2017 No.17398941 >>17398929 Agility and bladework. Or just shooting the thing in the neck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 09:33:46 2017 No.17398987 >>17398929 Kikis know how to clean the world of bad things too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 09:37:58 2017 No.17398998 File: 491 KB, 710x1000, 15a7c340dbf5e292a2ecaba14be7643925804f70.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17398987 But can they remove Jews as good as a Pharaoh?

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 09:39:28 2017 No.17399004

>>17398339
>It's much more convenient
I disagree. Spiders are top tier at navigating compact spaces
>and elegant
I disagree further. There's a domineering sort of majesty that an arachne possesses that cant be matched by a human girl with sticks growing out of her back.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 09:40:34 2017 No.17399008 >>17398509 >every girl needs to be a 7ft, strongfat, harthorite rapist onee-san This pleases me

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 09:42:02 2017 No.17399012 >>17398987 Sweep sweep the battlefield cleen

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 09:52:17 2017 No.17399042 File: 2.80 MB, 2000x4500, 1419235123867.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17398998 Ethnic cleansing is also a form of cleansing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 09:56:41 2017 No.17399054 File: 176 KB, 1630x1165, Daikazoku63 (3.0) [S].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sketch!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 10:14:14 2017 No.17399115 >>17398925 >Maid central You made me remember about Gelatin. Is he dead? There hasn't been another maid central profile in quite a while.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 10:26:40 2017 No.17399163 File: 276 KB, 800x1112, cf95e8eeb3e7e28435f72f23330c5222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17398553 No, puffy birds

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 10:35:41 2017 No.17399187 >>17399163 these are testicles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 10:36:09 2017 No.17399189 >>17399163 That doesn't look safe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 10:38:33 2017 No.17399201 File: 231 KB, 1000x1412, C6xcCHHVoAAZjBF.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you do when the bugs surround you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 10:40:48 2017 No.17399214 >>17399201 You ask them to be gentle

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 10:43:56 2017 No.17399225 >>17399201 Buy a Raid can.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 10:52:30 2017 No.17399253 >>17399201 Promise to kiss the one that makes the cutest bug noises.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 10:56:07 2017 No.17399273 >>17399054 Looks good! That outfit is really nice, can't wait to see it finished.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 10:58:26 2017 No.17399283 >>17398862 Yes please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 10:59:17 2017 No.17399285 >>17399201 >when the bugs surround you? https://youtu.be/ha4Nvw4YFls

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:06:42 2017 No.17399315 File: 485 KB, 1312x1293, dm4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Round rodent rear

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:10:20 2017 No.17399326 >>17399315 Mice girls are for being molested by catgirls only.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:29:04 2017 No.17399386 File: 287 KB, 1000x1236, __original_drawn_by_asanagi__466a0419619b95520f2e8b455464ae1f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fucking hell Asanagi.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:34:09 2017 No.17399400 >>17399315 I love bloomers

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:34:57 2017 No.17399403 File: 99 KB, 850x1020, IMG_20170710_200759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How dom do Ochimusha get when you tease them over and over again but never ask her to have sex and she snaps and rapes you? Whst if you order her to stop the rape?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:36:21 2017 No.17399409 File: 245 KB, 620x877, succuknecht.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17399054 I did.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:37:13 2017 No.17399411 >>17399403 I want to see her fight with the ninja.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:37:40 2017 No.17399412 >>17399386 One of those artists with great art and design and disgusting doujins and fetishes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:38:37 2017 No.17399415 >>17399412 I'm okay with the rape and violence, but the weird misogyny is too weird for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:39:05 2017 No.17399418 >>17399409 I hate Succubus mercenaries. They have a tendency of raping your lands if you don't pay them properly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:39:52 2017 No.17399423 >>17399418 >pay them properly In shotas?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:40:09 2017 No.17399426 >>17399412 His pixiv and twitter stuff is fine, the doujins are absolute garbage though. Same with Xration.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:40:54 2017 No.17399431 >>17399426 >Same with Xration. Big tit lovers confirmed as wicked, depraved.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:41:36 2017 No.17399434 >>17399423 Exactly. I heard whole empires collapsed because they were looted dry of their shotas by angry succumercenaries. They are not worth the trouble.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:43:11 2017 No.17399446 >>17399431 He started out doing loli doujins that were equally fucked up, some people are just messed up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:43:14 2017 No.17399447 File: 1.50 MB, 1024x1280, 64133979_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:44:51 2017 No.17399452 >>17399434 At least they didn't gangrape the crown prince and add a bunch of loli succubi to the line of succession

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:45:06 2017 No.17399453 >>17399447 Reminder to give your wolf lots of meat and pats.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:45:18 2017 No.17399454 >>17399426 the only thin g I know of xration are those fucked up before and after pics she made.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:46:30 2017 No.17399460 >>17399454 Like the ones where one has the nun getting raped and the second her having morning sickness into a basin while the worried orphans cry and cling to her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:49:00 2017 No.17399468 >>17399460 I meant the like the ones, where its a family having a nice christmas morning and the next the mother and daughter are getting raped.

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:51:21 2017 No.17399473
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>>17399454
Those were pretty awful. How can someone capable of that do something as adorable as this Jiangshi?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:52:51 2017 No.17399478 >>17399473 Gotta be able to make them adorable as hell so you can break everyone's hearts by destroying them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:57:15 2017 No.17399493 >>17399187 Not at all, artist just really likes them puffy vulva among other anatomical nonsense going on inside.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 11:57:15 2017 No.17399494 >>17399468 >>17399454 Is that a doujin or what?

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 12:05:14 2017 No.17399518
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>>17399478
Thankfully he didn't break that one.

Seeing these makes me want to play RO again, it had some cute monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 12:23:42 2017 No.17399574 >>17399518 >Thankfully he didn't break that one. just break one in half, suddenly you can have 5

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 12:25:35 2017 No.17399581 >>17398037 Especially if they're yandere.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 12:30:06 2017 No.17399596 File: 1.19 MB, 1250x1750, 40744858_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17398553 Correct.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 12:32:56 2017 No.17399604 >mother released the cum homunculus what do i do anons? the research was so close

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 12:33:44 2017 No.17399605 >>17399604 Who? What?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 12:42:53 2017 No.17399639 >>17399604 >RPing Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 12:44:46 2017 No.17399648 >>17399639 but wasn't that the reason the threads were exiled from /a/ to begin with?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 12:46:11 2017 No.17399654 >>17399648 No, the reason was false-flagging and mod bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 12:48:30 2017 No.17399664 >>17399654 but I remember those threads were shock full of CYOA , some threads having several running at the same time.

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 12:50:35 2017 No.17399671
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>>17399639
Yeah, roleplaying should be done in private with your close friends!

>tfw lewding up a knight POW as a wood elf slave while your best friend plays the haughty anubutt commander who dominates us both.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 12:52:14 2017 No.17399677 File: 649 KB, 1063x1169, 1492202584433.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Less meta talk, more crazy girls. Redcaps don't get the love they deserve.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 12:53:14 2017 No.17399682 >>17399664 Mods are literally retarded. >OC is 'fanfiction' >not anime related >rampant shit posting by trolls I'm still angry draw threads and waifu threads are allowed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 12:55:07 2017 No.17399690 >>17399671 this would be hot without the chains

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 12:55:34 2017 No.17399692 >>17399682 >mods = fags This has been the truth since the beginning.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 12:57:05 2017 No.17399698 >>17399692 >>17399682 >inb4 b&

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:02:06 2017 No.17399719 >>17399664 >>17399682 Honestly i'm glad we're not on /a/ anymore. Jaypee is a nicer board.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:03:53 2017 No.17399727 >>17399719 I disagree

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:04:32 2017 No.17399731 >>17399719 Yeah, /jp/ is pretty great. I always frequented it so now it's more convenient.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:04:38 2017 No.17399732 >>17399727 ok

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:07:47 2017 No.17399742 >>17399677 >You think that door can stop me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:09:58 2017 No.17399750 Watch out for the big, strong _______!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:10:36 2017 No.17399754 File: 109 KB, 640x640, 33158084.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17399750 Automaton!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:11:03 2017 No.17399759 >>17399750 Mimic! Nobody remembers the mimic, or her pot cousin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:13:13 2017 No.17399766 >>17399759 Ancient and powerful Mimics could disguise themselves as an entire conbini in MGC. Watch out when you enter one to buy some canned coffee.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:18:51 2017 No.17399799 File: 47 KB, 821x1021, 1458110683606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17399750 delinquent!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:23:52 2017 No.17399813 >>17399750 Ochi! She just wants to say hello to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:26:23 2017 No.17399823 File: 119 KB, 1024x724, 1501435583838.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does MGE have a best girl in it? Or I suppose it doesn't have any vidya or VN's for that to work.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:27:37 2017 No.17399828 >>17399823 i dont know what you are asking, are you asking if it has fox faced characters?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:27:50 2017 No.17399831 File: 309 KB, 950x1200, received_1730660056962164.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:28:28 2017 No.17399832 File: 1.04 MB, 700x909, 1500342501299.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17399766

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:28:57 2017 No.17399838 >>17399823 Best girl is a tie between large mouse and dormouse whoever you want it to be Anon. Unless your referring to some of the canon monstergirls KC has written, then there is no best girl cause KC has shit taste when it comes to his own girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:31:08 2017 No.17399845 File: 46 KB, 131x212, Not seen super long tongue.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17399828 No I'm asking if MGE has a best girl. Definitive, like voted on as best girl or at a minimum has the most fan art.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:31:20 2017 No.17399848 >>17399831 If I heard this from any of my adopterus my heart would melt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:31:48 2017 No.17399852 >>17399832 Oh boy do you have birthday cake flavor?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:31:58 2017 No.17399853 >>17399845 don't start fights

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:32:15 2017 No.17399856 >>17399845 I dont recall KC ever holding an official poll

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:33:53 2017 No.17399860

>>17399845
No, MGE doesn't have a best girl.
Each and every one is designed to cater to different fetishes so "Best Girl" will always be subjective.
Do you like Ojou-samas? Then Wight or Vampire are probably best girl for you.
Do you like Blowjobs? Then Ghoul is probably best girl for you?
Do you like silly loving girls? Then it's probably Dorome, Wurm or Dragon Zombie.
Are you a Sabbath freak? Then it's probably Baphomets.
There's no way to calculate "Best Girl" in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:40:18 2017 No.17399887 >>17399856 There was one poll, back when he hit 100 profiles. Inari, Dragon and Lilim made the top three.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:40:28 2017 No.17399889 >>17399860 what girl is best for having a sort of subtle romance like in spice and wolf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:40:59 2017 No.17399890 >>17399887 how long ago was that

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:41:23 2017 No.17399894 >>17399845 Dumb yao poster.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:42:36 2017 No.17399902 >>17399889 Manticore

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:43:43 2017 No.17399904 >>17399889 All of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:44:31 2017 No.17399907 If my fetish is to dick and marry a bodyguard, which MGs would be the best for me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:44:32 2017 No.17399908 >>17399889 Jubjub

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:45:36 2017 No.17399915 >>17399907 Ochimusha.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:45:38 2017 No.17399916 >>17399907 zombie samurai one, (i keep forgetting her name)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:45:46 2017 No.17399917 >>17399907 Ochi/Salamander/Soilder beetles

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:46:29 2017 No.17399921 >>17399889 A human.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:47:02 2017 No.17399923 https://exhentai.org/g/1093889/c5344b7ff3/ Close enough to a Pharaoh for my liking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:47:08 2017 No.17399924 >>17399889 Holo but she will take big wolf dick in your travels

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:49:00 2017 No.17399930 >>17399917 Not Salamander. They are shit bodyguard waifus as they demand their mate to be as strong or stronger than them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:50:25 2017 No.17399934 >>17399930 My bad. Regular lizards then?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:50:44 2017 No.17399935 >>17399930 >Implying your bodyguard training you to become stronger so you can fight alongside her isn't the fucking best. So your taste is still shit huh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:52:00 2017 No.17399941 >>17399930 could still work as a story, Guy thats strong enough to fend for himself gets assigned a bodyguard anyway from his overprotective momster.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:53:36 2017 No.17399946 >>17399930 >Not dicking your personal trainer

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:53:58 2017 No.17399947 >>17399921 laughingdemons.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:54:08 2017 No.17399949 >>17399004 Humanoid spiders have accessible butts. Checkmate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:54:26 2017 No.17399950 >>17399889 Yeti, travel mountain villages and spread the joy of economics

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:55:42 2017 No.17399955 >>17399923 I didn't expect that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:56:00 2017 No.17399956 >>17399924 Is questionable canon really a deletable offense?

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:56:29 2017 No.17399959

>>17399946
Salamander is for personal trainer dicking. Not bodyguard dicking. Anon asked which MGs would be best waifu for him and he for them. Salamander is probably along with Lizardman the least MG of them all for him. Not saying Salamanders are not awesome, but they are definitively not a bodyguard waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:56:42 2017 No.17399961 >>17399950 yeti doesn't seem very smart though,

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:57:16 2017 No.17399963 >>17399946 >You'll never be assigned a monstergirl personal trainer to help you get in shape. >You'll never end up losing your fat and at least becoming lean because of her training. >You'll never have vigorous sex with her as part of the program.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:59:42 2017 No.17399974 >>17399941 The fact that such a specific circumstance is needed to make it work. Show how really they are not what anon is looking for. But yeah, could work as a story, just not as a bodyguard fetish waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:59:44 2017 No.17399976 >>17399946 >>17399963 Everyone knows sex is the best work out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:59:48 2017 No.17399978 >>17399890 Late 2010.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:01:53 2017 No.17399990 >>17399978 damn, monster musume and monmusu quest wern't even a thing back then

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:02:52 2017 No.17399997 >>17399887 >Lilim made the top 3 As it should be

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:05:08 2017 No.17400008 >>17399997 A shining example to shit taste everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:05:52 2017 No.17400011 File: 862 KB, 840x1050, spiderbrarian.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to learn spider magic under a nerdy, fluffy spider

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:06:40 2017 No.17400013

>>17399963
KC in fact implied that Salamander training involves vigorous sex. The fact that they are suppossed to be able to train NEET lazyfag anons into warriors of their level without fail also practically guarantee it. It would take an average joe years to get on the level of an order knight and Salamanders shit on them. So she likely reshapes yout body through sex to get you to her level in months.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:08:54 2017 No.17400019 >>17400008 >t. Chief God

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:09:04 2017 No.17400020 >>17399935 Anon wants a waifu that protects him as a bodyguard not one that tells him "protect yourself"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:09:56 2017 No.17400023 >>17400011 Don't trust arachnids even a nerdy one One day you'll accidentally walk into one of her webs, and her predator instinct will kick in

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:10:58 2017 No.17400026 File: 121 KB, 815x753, 1489262759619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17399887 Damn right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:11:11 2017 No.17400028 >>17400019 >t. guy with lilim OC

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:11:42 2017 No.17400030 >>17400020 maybey a salamandar thats mentally ill and exiled from her people for being like that

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:12:08 2017 No.17400032 >>17400028 >t. Chief God upset that barely anyone has an angel OC

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:15:00 2017 No.17400039 >>17400032 Good, OCs are shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:15:10 2017 No.17400041 >>17400026 the way these are drawn reminds me of the early episodes of home movies

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:15:46 2017 No.17400044 >>17400020 I'm not the one who suggested Salamander anon. I just suggested Ochimusha.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:17:30 2017 No.17400051 >>17400044 couldn't you have a salamander that raised in japan mge , fell in battle and resurrected the same way?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:17:43 2017 No.17400053 >>17400039 >character designs that are more than just the generic profile image are a bad thing Must suck being that boring. There's good OCs and bad ones, it's not all black and white.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:19:04 2017 No.17400062 >>17400053 Well then which are the good ones and the bad ones?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:19:46 2017 No.17400067 >>17400023 Please anon, that librarian is full of purity. And I'm sure you could just steal her weird double monocle thing and escape while she stumbles around trying to catch you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:20:53 2017 No.17400071 >>17400011 I don't like spiders at all, but spider librarians are a pretty cool idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:21:34 2017 No.17400072 >>17400053 >There's good OCs You must construct additional proof.

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:21:48 2017 No.17400075

>>17399934
Regular Lizards make even shittier bodyguard waifus. At least you can waifu a Salamander by fighting defensively or just exciting her a lot, which means in theory you cab give her the husband fight while still being X1000 weaker than her.

The Lizardman gives you no choice, you have to outright defeat her, also the fact that after the fight she leaves the sword, becomes a housewife and pretty much expects the husband to do the protecting puts the final nail in the coffing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:24:23 2017 No.17400090 >>17400071 They can shoot their webs with pinpoint accuracy to get you the book you want!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:24:29 2017 No.17400091 File: 668 KB, 1075x1518, Bugfus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17399201 I want to tenderly love the white Mantisfu to not hate people anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:24:35 2017 No.17400093 >>17400030 Is such a thing possible?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:26:54 2017 No.17400099 >>17400091 doesn't she like eat a dude?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:27:32 2017 No.17400103 >>17400099 At least 3, they had it coming though

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:27:53 2017 No.17400106 >>17400099 Several of them. Hence my statement about helping her to not hate humans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:29:55 2017 No.17400117 File: 488 KB, 1021x1136, 1495077333901.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17400039

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:32:36 2017 No.17400132 >>17400117 What a nerd, must bully.

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:32:47 2017 No.17400133
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>>17400062
I'm not getting into arguments about which ones are bad, that's just asking for a shit flinging contest.
>>17400072
It's all subjective depending on tastes but there's a couple that are really cute with no real story attached to them that have no real reasons to hate except "they're OCs." I don't want to drag too many of them into this since it's unfair on the creators but Abigail is an example, she's just a cute Wight and Mono purposely didn't attach a story to her so people could use their imagination.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:32:58 2017 No.17400136 >>17400117 Not enough edge young lady. Do it again.

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:33:54 2017 No.17400137

>>17400051
Thats stretching it a lot. Might as well just write a letter to the mamono lord so she gives you a Salamander or a mutated one with her instincts changed from "I like strong warriors" to "I like weaklings I can protect." At least there is precedence for that with the Queen of Hearts and you can take steps to get such a Salamander. Rather than depending on the .0000000001% chance you find an undead Salamander that happened to die at Zipangu and somehow got Ochimusha-like instincts.

Wouldnt it be easier to just get an Ochimusha? I mean if you are going to go through all these hoops to get an undead warrior woman that protects you, you might as well go for the one that is already an undead warrior woman that protects you. Plus she has abs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:34:13 2017 No.17400140 >>17400133 >purposely didn't attach a story I suppose that's a fair point.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:35:24 2017 No.17400147 >>17400137 I like scales dont care for abs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:35:36 2017 No.17400150 >>17399916 Ochimusha.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:37:38 2017 No.17400156 >>17399961 Yeti raised by Winterstown Tanukis, snowy towns need banks too

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:39:56 2017 No.17400167

>>17400147
Then get a Dragon. They are very protective and dont have that need for her mate to be a warrior. They are scaley too.

If it must be a Salamander bodyguard waifu, I wish you good luck. I dont know if such a thing exists in MGE. Your best bet is to get the Queen of Hearts to corrupt one like she did with Wock. The Sabbath might be willing to help, but the price will be that your Salamander waifu will be a loli.

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:40:34 2017 No.17400169

>>17400140
Yeah I can respect that, there's a few other people who have also posted their waifu/oc/whatever along with a name and left it at that. People only remember the most prominent OCs and it colours the perception of oc monster girls as a whole.
Real shame because there's some cute stuff out there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:42:42 2017 No.17400178 >>17400167 >Wonderland Salamander I wonder how this will turn out

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:43:54 2017 No.17400182 >>17400178 The Monkey's Paw of MGE.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:46:36 2017 No.17400192 File: 112 KB, 255x231, 1427161473128.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17400178 >>17400182 >You get your Wonderland Salamander >She still wants to beat you in the arena, but now it's in the bedroom >She also has a futa cock

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:47:46 2017 No.17400196 Remember when people bothered to disguise bait?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:47:47 2017 No.17400197 >>17400178 >what I want Purple Salamander with a ryona fetish and permanent heartpupils >what kc would do She turns you into a giant salamander and you vore her/rape her with your mouth tentacles. Fucking wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:50:19 2017 No.17400207 >>17400169 What's the difference between OC's and story characters, anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:58:03 2017 No.17400236 >>17400196 If I really wanted to bait somebody I'd say Bob did nothing wrong and that people like Sukiru Ikeda are the Michaelangelo of writers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:59:49 2017 No.17400242 File: 1.02 MB, 1280x1114, 1477250326092.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17400156 Tanukis can't handle the cold!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:00:14 2017 No.17400244 >>17400242 That one on the right is a trap

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:01:02 2017 No.17400247 >>17400244 You know an awful lot about futas, dude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:01:13 2017 No.17400248 >>17400236 >michelangelo >writer OK you baited me >>17400244 All the better

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:02:59 2017 No.17400256 >>17400248 >>>/y/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:04:41 2017 No.17400258 >>17400256 Dick makes it better dude. No homo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:04:47 2017 No.17400259 >>17400247 She's not so much a futa as she's a buttslut who tends to genderswap mid-coitus to fuck with Ittla's red oni boy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:05:30 2017 No.17400261 >>17400197 Wonderland isn't THAT bad. That would be more for some Lovecraftian salamander

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:05:39 2017 No.17400262 >>17400259 Nobody but you knows this. Stop posting about it and let us enjoy the cute girl as drawn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:08:31 2017 No.17400271 File: 919 KB, 1280x1587, wish on a clover.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17400262 I'm not even the original guy who pointed out she was a trap. I've just looked at Ittla's blog for more of this vixen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:13:21 2017 No.17400287 >>17400258 Fuck off faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:15:06 2017 No.17400292 >>17400167 >Salamander waifu will be a loli. im trying to imagine this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:16:49 2017 No.17400304 >>17400262 Fuck off I would rather no futashit at all

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:17:28 2017 No.17400308

>>17400178
>Her cuts with her sword make you get horny, the strikes do not weaken you as long as you are turned on
>Normally people just collapse or get knocked out
>Until she finds a huge pervert that gets aroused by being cut and hit by her
>To the fight will just drag long enough due to him just loving the trashing she is giving him so much that she considers that to be her "best battle ever" and rapes him
>Defeating her in combat or fighting her normally is not enough to set her ablaze
>She will only accept a perverted slut that loves being her sex punching bag

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:17:47 2017 No.17400309 >>17400304 And nobody posted any.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:17:53 2017 No.17400310 You know how when crabs molt there is a window of time where Their shell is soft and they are sought after for that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:26:16 2017 No.17400337 File: 939 KB, 1044x587, 1501442776442.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need a MG girl who would enjoy Doom 2016 SP. Am I boned?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:27:50 2017 No.17400343 >>17400337 is this manga still ongoing?

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:28:17 2017 No.17400346

>>17400292
>Anon goes to a Baphomet
>"Baphomet-Sama, I come from universes away. I want a Salamander bodyguard wife but all of them want warriors. Please, I beg for your help!"
>Bapho-Chan smug grin
>"If you come from that far away looking for monster love, I cant help but honor your wish. Leave this to Baphy-Chan!"
>Anon is waiting for his waifu and drools at the thought of an intimidating tall tank of muscle Salamander bodyguard wife
>His face turned into horror when he sees instead a muscle loli, shorter than half his body, wearing a micro sized sword
>"I will protect you, Oni-Chan!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:29:52 2017 No.17400352 >>17400178 >Wonderland Salamander >Vibrant colored salamander that changes color on her mood >pink fire burning from her tail >long slimy tongue and her spit is sweet >passive aggresive

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:31:12 2017 No.17400357 not the one want to be protected guy , but im now imagining a a haughty loli salamander nagging me about gains.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:31:32 2017 No.17400360 >>17400337 Go away.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:33:10 2017 No.17400372 >>17400343 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:33:53 2017 No.17400377 >>17400352 >Chameleon girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:34:05 2017 No.17400379 >>17400343 No

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:36:22 2017 No.17400390 >>17400352 But anon, didn't you hear? Wonderland Centaur soon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:39:02 2017 No.17400400 >>17400343 Maybe

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:40:23 2017 No.17400408 >>17400343 I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:40:34 2017 No.17400411 >>17400390 >spoiler Do you have any source on that? Because I really want that to be true.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:41:04 2017 No.17400412 >>17400343 I don't know

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:41:06 2017 No.17400413 >>17400377 Until we get a chameleon girl this will have to do for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:41:10 2017 No.17400415 >>17400343 Can you repeat the question

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:42:46 2017 No.17400424 File: 269 KB, 708x1000, DGATxHBUIAEuktL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Drinking anything from a monster girl is basically asking her in marriage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:48:26 2017 No.17400441 >>17400424 Looking at a monster girl is basically asking her in marriage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:51:51 2017 No.17400452 >>17400441 Being a monster girl is basically asking him for marriage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:55:18 2017 No.17400467 >>17400441 >>17400452 Monster girls get attached WAY too quickly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:55:45 2017 No.17400470 File: 145 KB, 954x822, stop right therecriminal scum tamamo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17400424 thats date rape

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 15:57:59 2017 No.17400475 >>17400424 I hope a shirohebi does that to me someday.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:05:16 2017 No.17400490 >>17400424 Off to the Fox Shrine to make more Shrine Maidens!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:06:25 2017 No.17400494 File: 1.64 MB, 1024x1384, 04.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ayy kunoichi

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:06:52 2017 No.17400496 File: 1.55 MB, 1017x1445, 60203975_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is a demonic Saber. Say something nice about her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:07:29 2017 No.17400499 >>17400467 Just the way I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:08:23 2017 No.17400503 >>17400496 She's got cute eyes, but she's dressed too slutty.

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:08:36 2017 No.17400507

>>17400475
So you're the kind of guy who would accept a suspicious cup of green tea from a Shirohebi and drink it even though she is so excited for you to drink it that she needs to watch it inches away from your breath to the point where you can feel her heavy breathing on your cheeks?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:08:49 2017 No.17400508 >>17400494 Cute!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:11:38 2017 No.17400514 >>17400507 Sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:12:19 2017 No.17400516 >>17400494 Kunoichi are cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:12:42 2017 No.17400518 >>17400514 Slut. Slut for snakes. Slut for yandere snakes.

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:15:10 2017 No.17400526

>>17400507
If any of my favorite monsters offered me a suspicious drink I'd totally play along and chug it all down. I'd even act surprised whenever the sudden burst of drowsiness or whatever kicks in too. I'd lean into them and even apologize for suddenly feeling so tired, and that I hope they would forgive me for dozing off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:15:55 2017 No.17400530 File: 485 KB, 1448x2300, C_nfKjEU0AY1e8v.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17400424 Yuel is an absolute semen demon, I'd drink anything she asked me to. Kuu ninja a cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:16:13 2017 No.17400531 >>17400526 what if it does something weird, like degage you or turn you into a chick or both?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:16:58 2017 No.17400534 >>17400530 Quote didn't register, second line was for >>17400494

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:17:11 2017 No.17400535 >>17400530 >I'd drink anything she asked me to. When semen?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:18:32 2017 No.17400536 >>17400535 I don't think she'd ask me to drink semen, I hope.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:19:57 2017 No.17400543 File: 885 KB, 967x1500, 1422175137678.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17400518 I want that white cloaca and that endless love to envelop me forever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:20:02 2017 No.17400544 >>17400507 Not only should you drink it, you should maintain eye contact the entire time. Let her know that you know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:21:22 2017 No.17400547 File: 384 KB, 1181x1748, 1473815290846.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17400518 Only insane people aren't sluts for sneks

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:25:06 2017 No.17400554 File: 101 KB, 650x819, __echidna_granblue_fantasy_drawn_by_nil_neko__33d3fc3798fe87a08138f801c89bb072.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ywn have a snek momster

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:25:41 2017 No.17400555 File: 133 KB, 800x457, 1501443767230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna go adventuring with a brown wizard elf! [/spoiler]Is warlock or sorcerer used for both genders?[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:28:40 2017 No.17400562 >>17400555 You fucking dunce.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:29:33 2017 No.17400567 >>17400536 enjoy getting snowballed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:29:37 2017 No.17400568 >>17400555 Ha nice try! But I think they are used for both genders yes. Would a female warlock just be a witch?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:32:13 2017 No.17400573 your waifu find out she wasn't your first kiss, what does she do when she founds out who was?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:33:27 2017 No.17400577 >>17400573 She weeps after hearing the full story, then sticks to me like glue for as long as she can get away with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:38:15 2017 No.17400603 >>17400573 Laughs, kisses me and asks if she's better than that girl with confident smile. She's not the type to be petty about such things, she's happy with the present. She's a Wight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:44:40 2017 No.17400622 >>17400573 Kissing so hard and good to make me forget everything about it. Then she'll go on about how she gave me my first real kiss.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:46:14 2017 No.17400629 >>17400568 Wizardress is the female version, like Sorceress. Mage is the only neutral caster noun off the top of my head with Magus for male and Maga for female.

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:47:06 2017 No.17400636

>>17400573
She gets 24 consecutive hours to do whatever she wants with my mouth. She'd gag me, make me eat her out, vigorously fuck my throat with a nice long dildo, and of course the excessive passionate kissing.

She would get three of these days, one for every person I've made out with.

That being said, I'm sure she'd know that none of those would compare to what she and I have when we kiss. My waifu and I would have an actual mutual emotional connection.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:52:15 2017 No.17400659 >>17400636 that bit about the dildo tho

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:54:02 2017 No.17400667 >>17400659 What? It's our fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:54:27 2017 No.17400672 >>17400636 t. an alp

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:55:46 2017 No.17400682 >>17400672 Jokes on you anon, only one of those three was a dude!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:56:02 2017 No.17400684 >>17400629 I have never heard maga till you said it right now

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:56:37 2017 No.17400686 >>17400682 >>y

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:57:40 2017 No.17400693 >>17400686 i fucked it up

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:59:59 2017 No.17400704 >>17400494 >that poor hip game They aren't breedable at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 17:00:49 2017 No.17400705 File: 73 KB, 600x847, a01e97620613c96811f8bb48f9130043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17400573 Apply her magic to painfully milk me for a week

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 17:03:29 2017 No.17400721 What's your favorite story And why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 17:06:39 2017 No.17400736 >>17400573 She would figure out how old I was then slip me some shota potions until I was younger than then and kiss me then. Dont know if that counts probably not but a valiant effort.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 17:25:57 2017 No.17400793 >>17400721 Lactating Momster Arachne. It's self-explanatory.

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 17:28:15 2017 No.17400801

>>17400721
Unironically Captain's Enemy Mine or the Centaur story he did. A couple of others would have to be Taming a Tarrasque, For the Love of a Succusis, and the Ushi-Oni story by RS.

For Enemy Mine, while it is heavily based on, and when I mean that I mean it's basically a 1:1 of the movie it gets its name from, Captain at least knows how to pluck the heart strings with it. I mean, I'm a sucker for romance and the fact that what amounts to a medieval Adeptus Astartes having to re-learn how to live after being flung FAR INTO THE FUTURE, only to fall in love with his former nemesis really gets me. I also appreciate that it focused less on the bumping of uglies (Which happens in a brief scene at the end IIRC?) and more about the inter-personal relationship that Boreal has with Akane.

But that's just me.

I'm glad the shit I wrote is nobody's favorite.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 17:37:49 2017 No.17400854 >>17400721 https://pastebin.com/2scK0vft The "Yeti Handjob" story by Headsharts. The atmosphere is so comfy, and it makes me feel warm inside every time I read it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 17:51:32 2017 No.17400903 >>17400854 Yeti pawjobs are comfy http://i.imgur.com/4OFtxaz.png

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:01:26 2017 No.17400936

>>17400721
Probably lanternon's paladin story.
The vast majority of other stories are completely biased in the monsters' favour in every way, to the point it's kind of dull. I guess that's to be expected, but it still feels more natural and carries more tension when everything isn't all clear-cut like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:11:50 2017 No.17400982 >>17400721 https://pastebin.com/C8kcfM5N

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:13:19 2017 No.17400988 >>17400982 Rip somehow my message got deleted by phone. If there were more stories about my favorite girls it'd probably be something else. I can't really describe why I like this story so much, especially since the author kinda sucks

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:13:58 2017 No.17400992 >>17400721 https://pastebin.com/4witPrn1

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:30:36 2017 No.17401030 >>17400721 The one by Quicksilver with the loli Hellhounds, because I love nice lolidom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:31:40 2017 No.17401035 >>17400936 I'm still mildly depressed there's no stories of older guys on younger monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:46:34 2017 No.17401078 >>17401035 >no stories of older guys on younger monsters >tfw I'd probably write almost nothing but that if I had any ability to writefag

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:47:50 2017 No.17401085 >>17401078 >ability to writefag It's just writing for christs sake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:47:56 2017 No.17401087 >>17401078 git gud

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:48:10 2017 No.17401088 >>17401085 writing is an art and a science.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:48:56 2017 No.17401091 File: 803 KB, 760x1200, Kikimora.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A Kikimora's rightful place is on all fours on her master's bed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:49:53 2017 No.17401095 >>17401030 I would give loli hellpups so much ice cream and sweets, it wouldn't be funny

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:50:25 2017 No.17401097 >>17401088 It's a physically unintensive skill you're expected to be proficient with by the time you're a preteen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:50:40 2017 No.17401100 >>17401091 Bur she can't clean the bed like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:52:01 2017 No.17401106 File: 261 KB, 566x1213, IMG_8543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17401091 Reminder that Maids are like fine wine

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:52:47 2017 No.17401108 >>17401097 using words to convey information, sure using words to enthrall readers and entertain that is a different thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:54:23 2017 No.17401112 >>17401106 They need to be finely aged and full bodied?

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:54:36 2017 No.17401113

>>17401091
>Having a Kikimora put herself on all fours on your bed, it's the eve of the full moon
>She's wiggling her derriere at you, feather duster tail sweeping the scent of her sweet, feminine nectar at you as it dribbles down the insides of her lithe thighs and onto the bedding
"Please, master! Use me, breed me, give me daughters so that we can all serve you! <3"
>Her expression goes from eager excitement to shock as you take off your evening coat and place it over her like a blanket, giving her a small hug
>A small tear running down one of her cheeks as you continue to embrace your admittedly horny maid
>She breaks into small sobs until she's asleep after you tell her "I know it's hard for you, but it isn't in a gentleman's nature to take advantage of a young woman who cannot control her urges. once I've the money, I'll get you a fine ring to make you into my wife, then I'll show you the boundless depths of my love for you in earnest, my Lady."
>TFW trying to sleep on the couch in the sitting room of your bedroom, only to wake up with her spooning you from behind in the morning, eyes red and watery from all those happy tears

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:56:24 2017 No.17401119 >>17401108 And the line between the two is thin enough to use in a Wire Fu flick. If you find writing challenging at all you are a failure of a human being.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:56:51 2017 No.17401120 >>17401097 The difference between being able to write and being able to competently write stories is bigger than you think.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:58:30 2017 No.17401123 >>17401035 About what age difference are you thinking about? Mid-20s MG with 40s or 50s guy?

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:01:40 2017 No.17401130
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>>17401078
>Is able to write
>Is able to shitpost
>Has the time to shitpost
>Most likely has had the time to shipost for a very good while
>Doesn't use some time every now and then to attempt writefagging
Hopeless.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:02:56 2017 No.17401139 File: 62 KB, 395x416, baito.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17400684 Were you not around for the election?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:03:56 2017 No.17401144 >>17401123 >implying he wasn't talking about the 8-14 and 20-30 kind of age difference

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:05:36 2017 No.17401148 >>17401144 He could be, that's why I'm asking.

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:05:41 2017 No.17401149
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I would like to see how my Ochi would react if I still havent asked her for sex or told her I desire her as a woman, yet I go nearby to where she is training and fap as I see her training and she see knows it.

Would she try to train harder to show off or would she become so nervous she would constantly fail and trip over? Or maybe she would take the chance, beat her shyness and offer her body?

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:05:47 2017 No.17401150

>>17401035
I'd love that, I'm nearing wizard age myself so something about a 30-40 year old guy with a highschool monster girl is pretty high up on my wish list for writefag stuff.
Maybe something with a 17-18 year old Anubis helping a guy that age learn to be happy again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:06:19 2017 No.17401151 >>17400721 Loli Yansnake by quicksilver_ was my jam because it was super sweet and super sexy. I still use it for spank material every so often.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:07:20 2017 No.17401157 >>17401139 no

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:08:32 2017 No.17401158 >>17401123 An older gentleman that's 35 - 55 area, yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:08:56 2017 No.17401160 >>17401119 Guess it's time to blow my brains out, then.

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:13:35 2017 No.17401173

>>17401158
I can't quite remember the age of the guy, but if you don't mind kumihos, first person perspective writing, updates not all in one paste, and sub-par writing ability you could check out the Yetinburg story on this forgotten writefag's pastebin.
https://pastebin.com/u/Nyanon

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:17:02 2017 No.17401186

>>17401078
Well here's the thing. You can either read and learn to write and take constructive criticism that you do happen to come across (Almost all criticism is valid, unless somebody is just saying 'fuck off') and use that to get better. Hell, you could write because you enjoy it or because you want to entertain. There's a plethora of resources available on various websites that you could look up to help you in the journey to write better. Or, you could just sit there like a sorry little faggot bitch and complain about how you have a self-imposed writer's block and be the anathema to the thread because they don't give you attention you crave. Ala that stupid little fucking faggot Shoggocks or NegaWalker. Either way, learn to write or shut the fuck up about it because every time there's a 'woe is me I can't write' post I get a little bit less patient.

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:19:46 2017 No.17401196

>>17401123
I want to see a 16 year old Hellhound doming and forcing into marriage a guy in his 40s-50s or a 18 year old Ochimusha encountering and declaring a 40s-50s as her lord and following him around protecting him and secretly wishing him to seek to have sex with her and ask her to marry him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:21:53 2017 No.17401210 >>17401186 I was going to tell you to give the guy a break but >anathema >Ala It's just the grumpy faggot who pops up and has to preach every time someone has trouble writing when he's contributed nothing of worth himself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:22:45 2017 No.17401214 File: 386 KB, 901x1300, 007.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17401113 Breeding the help is a man's romance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:32:01 2017 No.17401242 What monster would be the best wing(wo)man to help you get your waifu

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:35:27 2017 No.17401253 >>17401210 But I have written before, I just don't feel like entertaining faggots who are too busy trying to throw a pity party for themselves than to actually be productive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:35:37 2017 No.17401254 >>17401242 Tacos and wolfs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:42:46 2017 No.17401267 >>17400721 https://pastebin.com/mJXEfGkB Being hunted down, mentally cornered, and forcibly loved through a sibling rivalry. Part 2 goes against thread rules. Fair warning - has pegging.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:42:55 2017 No.17401268 >>17401242 that one abandoned lamia child you adapoted who wants to set you up so you all can be a complete family.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:46:16 2017 No.17401275 >>17401267 This is complete trash before it even gets to the faggotry.

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:53:15 2017 No.17401306

>>17401242
Ironically a Lizardman, she knows what is to look for a couple stronger than you and likely knows a lot of warrior MGs that dont give a shit about the fighting skills or strenght of their mate and want to be bodyguard waifus. So ironically my best wingman would be the one MG I am most repulsed by and the one I would never consider marrying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:56:15 2017 No.17401320 File: 100 KB, 1200x1200, 1352659561041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] preggers monsters ok?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:57:57 2017 No.17401324 >>17401267 fucking devilbugs wouldn't touch this garbage

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:58:52 2017 No.17401327 >>17401275 I'm stupid so I posted the greentext. The writing happens in the link at the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:58:53 2017 No.17401329 >>17401306 That's rude of you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:04:42 2017 No.17401344 >>17401329 Lets be honest, Lizardmans likely think exactly the same about me. In the polar opposite of the type of men they seek.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:05:01 2017 No.17401345 >>17401327 >Anon Couldn't even make it past the first word, Jesus Penis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:05:33 2017 No.17401348 File: 1.42 MB, 2000x1500, 47839585_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17401320 The very best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:06:56 2017 No.17401354 File: 1.08 MB, 1985x2806, 1492554241525.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17398553 WRONG.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:07:01 2017 No.17401355 >>17401344 >Lizardman wingmanning >In exchange you wingman for her when the inevitable drunken brawl happens and she spots a candidate

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:16:06 2017 No.17401374 >>17401355 A reasonable agreement.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:21:28 2017 No.17401385 >>17401267 Fuck right off with the pegging, you flaming faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:21:48 2017 No.17401388 Lets say a anon falls through the portal with everything on him. Clothes his phone wallet and maybe headphones. Could a Raiju help him recharge his batteries on his phone so he can show her music from this reality?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:29:25 2017 No.17401414 >>17401388 I'd rather take them to Vulcan. I heard she's a real CC Fire Crotch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:30:48 2017 No.17401420 >>17401388 Yes. They would also be very valuable as rarities from another universe entirely. You could propose a Dragon with your phone and she would be overjoyed to be offered such a rare treasure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:32:46 2017 No.17401426 >>17401320 >>17401348 The cutest and the cuddliest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:35:45 2017 No.17401436 File: 1.59 MB, 3357x1017, Penywise.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:36:58 2017 No.17401439 File: 131 KB, 850x478, sample_b3b31a6b5942eaa20f43f715204eccaf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do androids come with a preset personality core or it starts "blank" and develops over time? can you switch it on the fly?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:37:45 2017 No.17401444 >>17401436 inb4 this just leads to the lilims

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:39:05 2017 No.17401447 >>17401436 why is the lich lust?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:41:43 2017 No.17401453 File: 745 KB, 800x600, 1349934093470.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:41:46 2017 No.17401454 >>17401436 I want these sins to punish me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:44:55 2017 No.17401467 File: 2.07 MB, 2450x3600, 1493071957360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it okay to tease your Ochimusha? How do you tease her?

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:45:23 2017 No.17401468

>>17401420
Im thinking of writing out a story where anon falls through the portal and ends up making monster friends but he feels like he dosent have any purpsose and dosent fit in with his new world. Curious his raiju friend offers to help restart his phone so he can reminisce about his old home.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:48:16 2017 No.17401476 >>17401439 The latter sounds the most likely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:48:20 2017 No.17401477 >>17401439 You could probably program the core to edit the personalty of whatever soul it contains. Either have no change, wipe their memories, or make them fit into a certain archetype.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:48:49 2017 No.17401480 >>17401436 What are their Servant Classes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:50:35 2017 No.17401485 >>17400343 Could you repeat the question?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:53:22 2017 No.17401498 >>17401468 Then do it faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:55:12 2017 No.17401505 >>17401480 Ghoul's beserker, Lich is caster, Dullahan is saber, Wisp is assassin, Pharoah could be caster or maybe rider, Wight could be an assassin or caster. Dunno about the Jiang-Shi.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:56:00 2017 No.17401508 >>17401480 >Rider x 7

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:56:06 2017 No.17401509 >>17401480 Jiangshi-Rider Ghoul-Bersekrer Lich-Caster Dullahan-Saber Will-o-Wisp-Assassin Pharoh-Archer Wight-Lancer

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:56:14 2017 No.17401512 >>17401505 Oh, and Dullahan can be rider too. Don't know how I overlooked that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:56:23 2017 No.17401514 >>17401485 is this manga still ongoing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:57:37 2017 No.17401516 >>17401498 Fine ill get started right away friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 21:04:58 2017 No.17401540 >>17401467 By putting holst milk in her rations so that she keeps getting a larger bust that I can comment on without touching. But yes, its OK to tease them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 21:06:21 2017 No.17401545 >>17401505 Jiang-Shi's could either be Casters or Berserkers. Hell, maybe a hybrid of the two is possible if we already have an Avenger/Archer hybrid.

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 21:08:50 2017 No.17401553

>>17401468
I've had ideas of someone from our world stuck there (as I'm sure everyone has), but I always think of how much they would stand out. Gotta remember, the average education level is already better than a nobleman's from the middle ages, so even if you remembered the basics from science class you're already better off than the vast majority of the population.

The idea is to show up and go all Tesla/Ford on their asses and revolutionize with TECHNOLOGY.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 21:11:33 2017 No.17401559 >>17401553 What actually happens is you become Arthur Dent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 21:22:18 2017 No.17401586 File: 419 KB, 1258x1353, 1501263164513.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to keep your wolfus mofu neat and brushed!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 21:24:37 2017 No.17401589 >>17401586 I would love nothing more than to pamper a small wolfu with tail brushing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 21:26:41 2017 No.17401595 >>17401436 >tfw no harem of pale undead girls to gather around you in bed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 21:32:08 2017 No.17401607 >>17401595 >A trio of Zombies get attached to you >After several years, they turn into Wights Instant harem, just add semen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 21:34:33 2017 No.17401614 File: 221 KB, 1000x1000, 91.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17401586 Girls with mofu only deserve the very best!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 21:36:21 2017 No.17401616 >>17401516 So long as you don't sit in the circlejerk like Faggocks and bitch all day we're cool.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 21:37:01 2017 No.17401617 File: 1.20 MB, 1240x1748, 63369703_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17398277 Big boobs Big butt Big body Big dudes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 21:41:26 2017 No.17401626 >teleport into MG land >Find out the "death by choking" statistic is higher than it is on earth because gag reflexes are heavily suppressed in MG land for obvious reasons

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 21:42:58 2017 No.17401630 >>17401626 are you at risk of choking if you have no gag reflex? because I don't

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 21:47:49 2017 No.17401652

>>17401630
Well the purpose of a gag reflex is to push out anything trying to force its way down your throat when not accompanied by a swallowing motion to my understanding.

You're only "at risk" in as much as the whole reflex is designed to assist in preventing choking and without it you're without a first line of defense per se

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 21:50:27 2017 No.17401662 >>17401630 Reading a wiki says a study shows 1/3 have no gag reflex. So you're one of the "few" who can take a good facefucking. Congrats.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 21:53:54 2017 No.17401676 >not letting an old hag kraken ink in your mouth and swallow it all. Disturbing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 21:55:02 2017 No.17401679 File: 669 KB, 1200x989, squidsquish.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17401676 I'll spit it back at her! That'll show her!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 21:55:46 2017 No.17401684 >>17401607 >not having a lich, wight and jiang-shi one of each

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 21:59:59 2017 No.17401692 >>17401679 >Snowballing her ink That's kinda hot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 22:04:58 2017 No.17401717 >When your Lizardman suitor finds out you're a 1 in 100,000 child of Ares >Her face when she gives up, thinking you're too high shelf as a Demi-God when you're more like 2/3 normie and 1/3 god

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 22:12:04 2017 No.17401746 File: 1.95 MB, 2000x2595, 1490318860664.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17401614 I wanna brush a tomboyish Hellhound's tail despite her protests! I wanna see her kick her leg because it feels good to have it brushed nice and clean!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 22:15:18 2017 No.17401760 File: 145 KB, 540x720, 48665792_p18.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17401676

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 22:30:44 2017 No.17401805 >>17401746 >I wanna see her kick her leg because it feels good to have it brushed nice and clean! Gonna give her a chew toy too? Watch as the scratches her face with her foot?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 22:37:32 2017 No.17401829 >>17401586 Remember to brush the lolinubis' hair after domming and buttfucking her.

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 22:39:36 2017 No.17401839
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>>17401805
Yes, it will be extra humiliating for her, and she'll thank me afterwards because her mofu was getting really matted. And then she'll take revenge on me by fucking me all night!

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 22:39:41 2017 No.17401840

>>17398066
If an apophis gave me an apple with her venom in it and I saw the fang marks, I'd show her the fang marks and then take a large bite of the apple where those marks are, staring into her eyes the entire time.

Would that guarantee me an apophis waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 22:45:00 2017 No.17401850 >>17401840 The venom is not likely to have the same effects when ingested orally but it's a nice gesture.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 22:46:54 2017 No.17401856 >>17401839 >And then she'll take revenge on me by fucking me all night! Sure he won't get revenge by scratching your couch and chewing your shoes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 22:51:38 2017 No.17401872 File: 1.97 MB, 540x304, 1501469498635.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember that time when the MG waifu won?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 22:55:18 2017 No.17401878 File: 396 KB, 900x820, Love her gently.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17401746 Deep down she knows what she wants. No means yes, and tail wagging means "Fuck me I'm in season."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 22:56:24 2017 No.17401880 >>17401872 Dead people can't win.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:02:42 2017 No.17401898 File: 303 KB, 992x1403, 1497836683336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17401878 I want to run into the woods and let my waifu hunt me down!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:02:44 2017 No.17401899 File: 284 KB, 850x681, ahahaahahahaa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17401880 That's where you're wrong kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:07:16 2017 No.17401915 >>17401899 >Wow, that drawing is absolutely worthless~ >You should just give up, you clearly have no talent~ Art Wisp isn't very helpful is she?

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:10:59 2017 No.17401926

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, think about the Leanan Sidhe and consider if there may or may not be a Technical Document fairy to go with the art fairy because god damn, updating Rogue Trader to run with Only War rules is time consuming.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:11:13 2017 No.17401927 >>17401915 She tells the truth, I wish I had a miniature Wisp to remind me that I'm a useless fuckup.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:11:17 2017 No.17401928 File: 540 KB, 1200x1315, 1463335358558.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When will Latenight draw the Chinese take-out Jiangshi? Pizzabus' rival?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:12:37 2017 No.17401932 >>17401915 But she's right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:12:40 2017 No.17401933 >>17401915 I think she's cute. I would love to spend eternity with a comfy wisp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:14:53 2017 No.17401935 >>17401915 >>17401927 I need a picture of mini wisp and Ganbatte fairy fencing with art brush and inkwell pen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:16:13 2017 No.17401938 >>17401928 Russian Jinko bartender who gives every patron vodka only?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:16:56 2017 No.17401941 >>17401928 I guess that means Pizzabus'll have some stiff competition

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:18:23 2017 No.17401945 >>17401938 >Uh, hey can I have a beer? >'Nyet, only vodka.' >There isn't anything else? Whiskey? Rum? >'Nyet.' >Jeez, whatever, I'll have a glass of water then. >'Water is also Vodka.'

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:18:29 2017 No.17401946 >>17401941 Stop that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:18:54 2017 No.17401948 >>17401928 Just noticed her businesses name is Savory Succubi

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:21:03 2017 No.17401952 >>17401945 That just means she likes you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:22:34 2017 No.17401957 File: 619 KB, 1092x1599, 13556987655.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17401941 Do not bully the Jiangshi!

Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:23:30 2017 No.17401958

>>17401926
>Technical document fairy.
>Wide hipped, thick thighed fairy that wears black rimmed glasses, a white blouse, and a skirt that shows off stocking clad legs and hair held back in a bun with a flower and its vines.
>Far less genki than art fairy.

Not too bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:25:40 2017 No.17401965 >>17401957 Well I mean I do appreciate a girl with a nice amount of rigor but I don't think that'll get her far in the business world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:35:26 2017 No.17401985 >>17401957 Zombina is cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:37:32 2017 No.17401995 >>17401985 I like her theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA0_U6iPesU

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:42:06 2017 No.17402012 >>17401995 Sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:43:34 2017 No.17402018 File: 868 KB, 1764x1031, 1500344363075.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh no! Anon is hanging out with the wrong crowd at school!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:44:42 2017 No.17402020 File: 945 KB, 1280x1076, 1494343526263.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17402018 All the good kids are falling into the wrong crowds!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:45:10 2017 No.17402023 >>17402018 They're probably not bad at all once you get to know them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:47:06 2017 No.17402031 >>17402020 >buck Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:47:11 2017 No.17402033 >>17402018 They have pretty eyebrows.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:48:30 2017 No.17402037 File: 138 KB, 870x269, 1567845645455.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17402023 Cats are good girlfriend material.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:50:49 2017 No.17402040 >>17401898 Thats a must if you have a Hellhound waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:55:15 2017 No.17402053 File: 473 KB, 710x1986, 64140178_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 23:59:14 2017 No.17402060 >>17402053 Feed the bird!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 00:00:06 2017 No.17402063 File: 161 KB, 760x800, 143768954389.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17402053 Once again, I'm reminded of my dream to go bird-watching to see all the exotic species of Harpy that exist, in their natural habitat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 00:15:44 2017 No.17402100 >>17402053 I remember seeing a realy cute picture of her with her angry fringe flipped up to reveal her face

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 00:17:10 2017 No.17402105 >>17402063 Well, you're sure to see a lot of mating dances.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 00:18:55 2017 No.17402111 File: 2.97 MB, 1447x1807, 62067656_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17402053 She's stacked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 00:19:29 2017 No.17402112 >>17402063 >try to go bird watching >dont notice the pack of jubs jubs in heat until its too late >someone captures the gangrape on cam and sends it to mg planet just stay home and watch shark week

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 00:22:20 2017 No.17402119 >>17402112 I want to steal a Jubjub egg and raise the baby to take my dick from birth!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 00:27:31 2017 No.17402133 File: 450 KB, 2048x1620, wrong crowd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17402018 Wan

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 00:27:45 2017 No.17402134 Consider the following: Sabbath made Dakimakuras that fit queen pillows instead of body pillows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 00:30:35 2017 No.17402139 >>17402134 I'll take 5 with familiars on them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 00:31:03 2017 No.17402140 >>17402111 Stern birb

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 00:34:33 2017 No.17402145 >>17402133 >That hellhound How can other wans even compete?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 00:41:20 2017 No.17402156 File: 790 KB, 2048x1386, 1493239433692.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17402145 By being absolutely stacked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 00:47:28 2017 No.17402171 >>17402156 Reminder that you will never be these girl's communal husband. Reminder that you will never wake up surrounded by them snuggling you after a long hunt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 00:50:40 2017 No.17402175 Reminder to not let your Raiju Waifu ne'er the laundry. She wants to help, but she'll get frustrated with all the static electricity and will be incredibly embarrassed when she finds a sock stuc to the back of her hair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 00:53:29 2017 No.17402181 File: 612 KB, 2048x1654, 1474148755652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17402171 Actually feels bad man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 01:22:08 2017 No.17402230 >>17398180 >Beast does Kikimora Is it wrong to say I've been waiting for this one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 01:22:31 2017 No.17402231 >>17402181 Does it hurt knowing you'll never get paizuri from all of them so much you can tell which one is on you even while blindfolded because you recognize intimately how each of your wives does it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 01:23:38 2017 No.17402236 >>17402156 I want the genki spear wolf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 01:38:20 2017 No.17402256 File: 759 KB, 2048x1496, 1481940745735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17402133 >>17402156 >>17402181 Man I love that artist

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 01:50:53 2017 No.17402284 >>17402236 I don't think you get it anon. You get one sister, you get all of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 01:54:54 2017 No.17402293 >>17402236 >>17402156 I call dibs on the ara ara one with the giant warhammer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:06:42 2017 No.17402354 File: 604 KB, 2048x1452, 1474148397496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17402293 Brawler wolf is mine.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:11:40 2017 No.17402376

>>17402354
Would you want her to grab you by the collar of your shirt at a slave auction while grinning viciously and declaring you her property?
How would you react when she goes full squealing Deredere and showers you with kisses the second you're on her bed?
She's still gonna pulverize your pelvis in a spirited attempt at getting pregnant, but she's going to snuggle the hell out of you afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:11:41 2017 No.17402377 Cute dark elf knights in heavy plate make great traveling companions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:31:53 2017 No.17402443 File: 467 KB, 1000x1000, wedding_jubjub_by_mazume-dbhvcio.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lewd birb wedding singing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:35:40 2017 No.17402450 >>17402443 That's a real dumb fat face

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:36:23 2017 No.17402453 >>17402443 Neat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:43:26 2017 No.17402464 >>17402443 Huggable

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:44:15 2017 No.17402465 >>17402443 She's a good wife! >>17402450 Away with you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:45:52 2017 No.17402471 >>17402465 She looks so dopey and punchable. Such a fat square head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:51:29 2017 No.17402482 >>17402471 You're worse than the guy who wants to dick a baby Jub.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:53:25 2017 No.17402486 >>17402471 Fuck you. Jubjubs are olev and that's an olev wife. 11/10 would say yes to >>17402482 >guy who wants to dick a baby jubjub Don't even want to know

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:55:19 2017 No.17402495 >>17402486 >that's an olev wife. That's a dopey bird with a fat head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:57:36 2017 No.17402501 >>17402486 Jubjubs are Dumbdumbs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:58:24 2017 No.17402503 >>17402486 but >>17402119

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 03:09:39 2017 No.17402545

>>17402495
>>17402501
Anons please don't bully the poor JubJubs. Do you know that a lot of JubJubs are still single and have no man to cuddle while perched upon or to receive piggy back rides from or kissu.

Why don't you anons visit the JubJub sanctuary? The birds are very friendly and please don't be alarmed when one takes a liking to you and will start rubbing her oppai up against you, it means she likes you.

Also feel free to take any of them home! No returns though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 03:12:15 2017 No.17402558 File: 123 KB, 1000x992, 12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >guy tweeted that it's ready So what is this game about?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 03:13:59 2017 No.17402567 >>17402545 >Why don't you anons visit the JubJub sanctuary? And get a bunch of dumb birdsluts who are too fat to fly to fall all over me and molest me? No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 03:14:12 2017 No.17402570 >>17402558 Who where and how much?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 03:15:30 2017 No.17402580 >>17402558 Office Demons are not to be trusted!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 03:16:23 2017 No.17402586 >>17402567 Everyone point and laugh at the alp! >>17402580 Don't trust them when they ask you to sign "paperwork"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 03:17:48 2017 No.17402594 >>17402545 There are better birds out there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 03:18:22 2017 No.17402599 >>17402545 I hear if you stand still long enough in the Jubjub sanctuary, one will eventually work up the courage to come closer, then perch on your shoulders. Resting her heavy breasts on your head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 03:19:44 2017 No.17402606 >>17402567 You shouldn't underestimate a jubjubs predatory instincts. It reminds me of the child calling velociraptors turkeys at the beginning of jurassic park.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 03:20:58 2017 No.17402612 >>17402586 >Gay for not wanting my clothes to be soaked in avian slutjuices Excuse me for having a discerning eye. I'd take a single black harpy over a flock of bumbling onaholes

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 03:24:48 2017 No.17402625

>>17402599
It's true! But watch out anon as JubJubs can be very playful and lewd, so try to hold back the urge to fug when you feel her squishy thighs on your neck.

>>17402612
JubJubs are cute, period. And so are black harpies.

Harpies in general are olev

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 03:30:10 2017 No.17402639 >>17402625 >JubJubs are cute bubblegum bimbo cute maybe

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 03:31:19 2017 No.17402646 File: 523 KB, 1056x1100, IMG_2504.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17402639 No, sugar sweet cute

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 03:31:57 2017 No.17402647
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>>17402443
Jubjubs are the best. Can you imagine having a waifu constantly holding onto you? You can kiss, hug, and fug her the very moment you get the urge to do so.
I like to imagine one perched on my cock, facing me, laying her head on my shoulder while I play some vidya, and whenever a loading screen pops up or whatever, you turn your head to give her a deep and sloppy kiss. Then because I can't hold back, I just pause the game altogether and focus on her entirely, the deep passionate kiss turns into a passionate fucking as I carry her to the bed.

>>17402625
My nigga. Jubjubs and black harpies are my two favorite types of harpies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 03:35:51 2017 No.17402656 >>17402647 Give a Jubjub gentle lotus sex.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 03:40:34 2017 No.17402673

>>17402656
She's gonna get a lot more than gentle sex in the lotus position. She's gonna get doggystle, missionary, and cowgirl, and there's not guarantees it's gonna be gentle either. I'm gonna eat out her pussy and ass too, and she's gonna blow me. All in all, I'll make her the happiest jubjub in Wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 05:21:15 2017 No.17402851 I wanna office Anubis who wags her tail when I enter her office! I want her to be extra rough to me with her disciplinary actions after I grope her ears! Wanna see her strutting around in a business suit!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 05:43:27 2017 No.17402890 >>17402851 You should touch her ears when she's being rough rough. Her sudden moaning is worth it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 05:44:25 2017 No.17402892 File: 380 KB, 950x794, ed2a13e703299ac367a3556ef0042236.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chestlets are olev.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 06:13:00 2017 No.17402962 >>17402443 >>17402646 >>17402647 Joint best harpy, tied with black harpy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 06:28:42 2017 No.17403011 I imagine that the songs of harpys would be a nice way to wake up...but only so long as they don't start out with smash mouth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 07:03:20 2017 No.17403197 >>17403011 You'd get used to waking up to the neighbor cockatrice either singing or moaning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 07:15:09 2017 No.17403255 File: 132 KB, 640x688, 3990710000.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >official art of best doraf in a summer outfit Today is a good day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 07:16:24 2017 No.17403263 >>17403255 I like girls with big horns.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 07:17:01 2017 No.17403266 >>17403255 They were horns far too large to be mere handlebars.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 07:25:15 2017 No.17403287 >>17403255 Oh fuck, best jewtenshoe. I'll make her next time.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 07:30:58 2017 No.17403299
File: 1.52 MB, 1600x1523, __sarasa_granblue_fantasy_drawn_by_reisu_jjkxb227__5d3b0bbba141d0e081fe846e2f83f389.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>17403263
>>17403266
Big horns require big amounts of love.
>>17403287
She's an angel, Nio is adorable too but nothing beats Sarasa.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 07:45:06 2017 No.17403345 >>17403299 She is made for breeding. Esser has that ass though and Song isn't bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 08:12:30 2017 No.17403424 File: 197 KB, 581x679, 1501498374321.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whats your excuse on elves anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 08:13:55 2017 No.17403429 >>17403424 They're horrible and not exotic enough! Not even the dark elves are good in comparison to Lamias/Harpies/Basically anything else

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 08:18:37 2017 No.17403442 File: 161 KB, 1920x1080, hachi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ded thred

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 08:20:21 2017 No.17403445 >>17403345 Shame about Esser not having a tail, I'd absolutely love a cupid version of Song though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 08:23:20 2017 No.17403452 >>17403429 Are you sure you dont wanna marry a dark elf just to find yourself being piled on by her lonely sisters next day?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 08:26:07 2017 No.17403458 >>17403452 >Harem of Dark Elves Although the brown skin is alluring i'd still rather stick to one woman.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 08:30:58 2017 No.17403468 >>17403424 But I like Elves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 08:31:15 2017 No.17403469 File: 994 KB, 1318x1072, 1488754804091.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17402443 Jubjubs are the greatest avian cows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 08:35:36 2017 No.17403482 >>17403452 You're making me wonder if polygamy with multiple dom girls is possible. Stop that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 08:37:46 2017 No.17403489 >>17403482 >Not liking multiple dom dark elves taking turns on you >or all at once would you rather start with the most sub and end with the most dom or viceversa?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 08:42:04 2017 No.17403505 >>17403489 It all sounds great no matter what way it happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 08:48:52 2017 No.17403520 >>17403469 Perfect for milking

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 08:50:40 2017 No.17403523 >>17402647 >>17403469 Are Jubjubs the chubbiest wonderland girls? Is this what so many tea parties does to a Monster Girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 08:51:03 2017 No.17403527 >>17403482 Comunal husband

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 08:51:13 2017 No.17403528 >>17403520 JubJubs would love wearing cowprint wouldn't they?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 08:53:13 2017 No.17403538 File: 610 KB, 850x804, 1491094312505.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17403523 Cheshires, JubJubs, Wocks, and the bookish Trumparts have the potential to be pretty thicc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 09:01:30 2017 No.17403550 File: 955 KB, 2560x1600, Nice_HD_Wallpapers_of_Giraffe_Drinking_Water.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17398616 Would she pose like this while she does it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 09:21:48 2017 No.17403593 Jubjubs belong in cages.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 09:28:56 2017 No.17403611 >>17403550 Giraffe girls can love you more than any other species because they have extra large hearts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 09:32:53 2017 No.17403620 >>17403611 Would Giraffe girls be into watersports?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 09:33:24 2017 No.17403623 File: 337 KB, 1378x2067, DF5Qxf8VoAAJ5VV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She better not be making that hand sign for the reason I think she is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 09:36:37 2017 No.17403637 File: 850 KB, 477x999, 1468785397983.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17403538 Wonderland is a magical and soft place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 10:14:01 2017 No.17403739 >>17403469 I'd like to think JubJubs and March hares are hobgoblin levels of sensitive. JubJubs in particular would probably rub their chests against their husbands all day long, lightly moaning all the while whenever he isn't making her squeel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 10:14:17 2017 No.17403742 >>17402558 Link?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 10:15:12 2017 No.17403746 >>17403739 >JubJubs in particular would probably rub their chests against their husbands all day long, lightly moaning all the while whenever he isn't making her squeel. It's time to milk that birb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 10:16:09 2017 No.17403749 >>17403746 I feel like Jubjub milk would be a powerful aphrodisiac.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 10:19:42 2017 No.17403763 >>17403749 Do you want horny Jub daughterus? Because that's how you get horny Jub daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 10:23:44 2017 No.17403772 >>17403749 >>17403763 >Jubjubs are only as horny as they are because they were all raised on aphrodisiacs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 10:25:10 2017 No.17403777 >>17403623 Is she planning to unleash her "steal" ability right here in public?

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 10:29:36 2017 No.17403791

Ok anon, you have somehow contracted a wacky monstergirl disease that makes you have a boner 24/7. Other than the boner and a bit of extra arousal the disease has no other negative effects and it will go away over time, but the more you have sex the longer it will stay around.

What do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 10:31:02 2017 No.17403794 >>17403791 Shove it in a wock's face and fuck her till she ahegaos without mercy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 10:35:26 2017 No.17403802 >>17403791 Damn Liches and their weird experiments. I would take that boner and fuck her until until I'm bored. Then do it again when I feel like it. If she's going to give me a perma boner, I'm going to use it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 10:35:56 2017 No.17403803 >>17403791 With renewed motivation and "sword" in hand, I enter the Flayers den

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 10:46:39 2017 No.17403826

I want to see a story of a 16-18 year old monster girl and a 40-50 guy convinced that no woman will ever like him much less love him (as he has only dealt with human women all his life) and thinks the monster girl is only laughing at him.when she tells him he is hot, have sex with him or show him affection. I think Ochimusha or Inari would be good choices, though a Hellhound could also work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 10:52:53 2017 No.17403840 >>17403794 The acceptable answer

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 10:54:35 2017 No.17403843

>>17403791
Realistically there's no way of beating it. Because if you fuck your monster wife like nuts because of the disease, she'll become addicted and always want to fuck like crazy, can't take it away from her to let the disease die off because she'll have withdrawal and rape you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 10:57:49 2017 No.17403850 >>17403843 Well, a vamp wife could probably drain the blood for the sake of her poor servant, assuming you aren't a coward.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 10:58:41 2017 No.17403851 File: 351 KB, 850x997, 1464885393685.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17403791 I marry a Jub-Jub!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 10:58:47 2017 No.17403852 >>17403791 Walk around town with my stark erection. Denying dick to all the monsters that see it. Honestly id try to have some fun with it. People assume im stealing only to get felt up by the monster market lady. If I have a waifu ask her for "help".

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 10:59:29 2017 No.17403855 >>17403851 How does it make the Jubjub feel when you eat her out

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:06:45 2017 No.17403870

>>17403791
The only way I can see myself suffering an affliction such as this is if my daughteru gets into her mothers home office and messes with her experiments again.

As for what I'd do with it, I'd probably let my daughteru feel the full weight of her mistake by making her my and my waifu's sex slave for a week or so. I'd dick her and my waifu plenty so it'd probably be awhile before my thing goes down, but eventually we'd just do a nice chastity challenge so I have time to heal or my waifu would science me up a cure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:14:24 2017 No.17403887 Does the alp transition have a halfway point where it still has a dingy but looks like a girl? Somehow I feel something like that would be sought after by niche groups the same way softball crabs are

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:22:43 2017 No.17403913 >>17403887 No, the dick would probably be the first thing to go in the Alping process.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:30:58 2017 No.17403944 >>17403887 Meant to say soft shell crabs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:32:04 2017 No.17403949 >>17403887 >>17403944 They become a girl in a flash. There are no halfway points like the kind you cancerous trapfags try to push.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:35:46 2017 No.17403966 Why are there so many daughteru dickers here compared to a couple of years ago?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:36:52 2017 No.17403972 >>17403966 Their waifus from a couple of years ago have grown old and busted so they're getting in on that fresh pussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:39:51 2017 No.17403986 >>17403966 100% KDF's fault.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:40:42 2017 No.17403990 Who would be the best bodyguard and protective waifu: Jinko, Minotaur or Hellhound?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:44:33 2017 No.17404004 >>17403986 That seems a little harsh to me anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:44:51 2017 No.17404007 >>17403990 Ochimusha

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:45:00 2017 No.17404011 >>17403990 Someone who exists, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:47:32 2017 No.17404024 >>17403990 Ochi or Automaton.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:48:35 2017 No.17404029 >>17403990 Ochi, Soldier Beetle, or Trumpart

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:49:33 2017 No.17404034 >>17403990 That one cute paladin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:49:51 2017 No.17404036 File: 100 KB, 800x702, IMG_0822.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17403990 Automation

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:50:22 2017 No.17404037 File: 115 KB, 800x722, IMG_0823.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17404036 Without a doubt

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:51:48 2017 No.17404044 File: 60 KB, 520x1052, 5f6bf931296faf398a3d59d96dc21e80.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17404036 I want to get protected by a cute Automaton in unnecessary and overblown ways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:53:10 2017 No.17404050 >>17403990 A loyal and slightly hyperactive Kobold!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:55:37 2017 No.17404060 File: 176 KB, 700x600, 1481335805426.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17403990 The big strong ones who actually care for you. Hell even the small strong ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:00:48 2017 No.17404078 >>17404050 >"Honey for the last time! The mailman is not trying to kill me!" >"Yeah! That's right! You better run! No one is going to say touch my master! ... What were you saying dear?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:02:40 2017 No.17404081 >>17404060 That oni looks perfect for cuddles and cowgirl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:03:22 2017 No.17404086 >>17404060 Little guy / huge girl is the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:04:04 2017 No.17404090 File: 652 KB, 782x960, 1476605390498.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17402018 >It's just crackers in the shape of goofy big fish

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:05:17 2017 No.17404094 >>17404078 Hardworking Kobold waifu gets pets and told she's a good girl! She also gets a gentle reminder that the mailman is our friend because he brings us all our mail and packages.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:09:44 2017 No.17404108 >>17404086 Regular sized guy / even taller girl is great too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:10:03 2017 No.17404109 >>17402018 How do I decide? The one on the left has better eyebrows but the one on the right has better eyes...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:11:06 2017 No.17404111 >>17404086 There is not enough art showing the dynamic. It's the best in every way

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:12:10 2017 No.17404115 File: 545 KB, 1105x1600, thugdere.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17404111 BEST E S T

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:13:44 2017 No.17404120 >>17404111 Short guys who aren't shotas are rare as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:16:13 2017 No.17404128 >like the idea of a taller partner >6'1 Oni's need to hurry up and become real so I can be the little spoon already.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:17:58 2017 No.17404137 File: 473 KB, 1200x1694, 04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17404111

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:18:42 2017 No.17404140 >>17404130 That Shutens proportions are pretty jacked. Hell, why is it that artists tend to struggle with proper pear-shaped bodies?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:18:50 2017 No.17404142 >>17404137 >"I'll make you understand you're my boyfriend" >he doesn't get a say in it Why is yandere so best?

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:21:08 2017 No.17404148

>>17404128
>6'6''
>Had a dream of an oni last night of my height
>If I remember well it was an oni with one horn, the side horn instead of the one in the middle of the forehead
>A day afterwards within the dream she didn't show up anymore
Requesting the image of the tall brown oni with the side horn holding a cat I think, I can't find it for the life of me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:24:53 2017 No.17404159 To be honest the knotty hellhound part 1 was the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:26:06 2017 No.17404160 >>17404060 There are many huge and strong MGs Jinkos, Minotaurs, Hellhounds and Ogres. I dont know which one to choose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:27:57 2017 No.17404166 >>17404128 Are you ready for those 10 ft girls?

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:34:32 2017 No.17404189
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>>17404160
I like tiny and strong. Being vigorously squeezed and tossed around as she turns in her sleep by a girl that's a head shorter than me would be a dream come true.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:34:36 2017 No.17404190 >>17404166 Im as ready as ill ever be. I just hope they are ready for me and my infatuation with being piggy backed at the beach and bridal style carried when im passed out drunk.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:57:56 2017 No.17404280

>>17404036
Automatons are cool. But I dont like that the process to waifu them is too chaotic or random. Its not like a Hellhound where you appear before one or a Jinko where you show up in mating season (or use catnip). There really is no way to ensure you "strike her fancy" with an Automaton, so you have to basically depend on raw luck that she "just happen to like you" to waifu one. If it wasnt for that, she might rank high in my list.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:01:13 2017 No.17404292 >>17404280 >not building your own I don't particularly care for them but you sound like a pleb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:03:31 2017 No.17404301 >>17404280 >being this autistic None of them are "guaranteed to like you." Are you that low in self esteem that you can't imagine one falling for you regardless?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:03:45 2017 No.17404303 >>17404280 I thought you were supposed to dig around old ruins and reactivate one, while hoping a redcap or something doesn't grab you first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:05:46 2017 No.17404312 >>17404303 This is the best way imo. Go looking for treasure and end up with a robowaifu who is grateful to her new master. He has to carry her heavy ass too because shes too rusty to move fully.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:08:41 2017 No.17404321 There are like no stories about what happens when an automaton gets electrocuted, even though its fucking great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:09:16 2017 No.17404322 >>17404303 >looking for Liches >find a yantomaton instead I guess this is my life now.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:14:14 2017 No.17404339

>>17404321
>bigamous relationship with a gremlin and automaton
>you're late back from work one night and arrive home to find a bizarre scene before you
>the poor automaton is strapped to lab bench with a car battery hooked up to her breasts
Would you stop the crazy gremlin or let the experiment continue in the name of research?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:14:43 2017 No.17404343 I want to lay on my back and lift my daughteru up in the air with my feet so she can feel like she's flying!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:17:15 2017 No.17404352 >>17404292 The profile states building one is nigh impossible. You have to be a genius to do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:18:14 2017 No.17404355 >>17404339 That gremlin is getting spanked if she doesn't quit it. Her experiments are too expensive

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:18:28 2017 No.17404357 How does one go Ryuhunting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:19:25 2017 No.17404361 >>17404352 is it though? It'd be funny if you made one by accident because of mamono. Like you're trying to fix your toaster or something and suddenly all the nearby devices fuse into an automaton.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:19:37 2017 No.17404362 >>17404352 I kind of want to read about unhinged mad scientist anon making a bootleg automaton that resembles a human girl who shot him down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:21:33 2017 No.17404370 >>17404357 You go to the temples and instead of worshipping her as a god you treat her like a lady. Also if you can shake those hips and do a rain dance with her then you are set.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:22:49 2017 No.17404375 >>17404352 I'm already an electrical engineer working of robot parts Add magic shit and I could pull it off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:23:50 2017 No.17404379 >>17404357 By walking in front of a shrine and loudly lamenting on how you wish had a date to see singing in the rain with. You never know what kind you'll get though. The last one I caught was a loli, so I had to throw her back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:25:18 2017 No.17404383 >>17404379 That's not very nice anon, that loli Ryu just wanted some love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:26:09 2017 No.17404387 File: 368 KB, 1280x1791, ff6309ff28a630f0ada76a3d13e28ade.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Kunoichi, shirohebi, succubi, demons and oni Where the fuck are all the angels and valkyr? Explain this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:26:32 2017 No.17404390 >>17404362 How about one of the best live action monster girl movies instead? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1n4pZOUqe4 >The things she can do with four milk bottles and a tuning fork

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:27:04 2017 No.17404393 File: 261 KB, 479x650, divine ryu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17404357 ask for the 'old hag' of the shrine, the hebis will know who you're talking about

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:27:58 2017 No.17404395 >>17404301 If it is because of my appearance, no, not at all.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:28:14 2017 No.17404397

>>17404303
>Searching for lost treasure among ruins
>Suddenly
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JMoSnsTHsYA
>Searching all around for source of music
>Can't find anything
>Next thing you know, your back is on the ground and you're staring up into the face of an Automation
>ANALYZING THREAT... SUBJECT IS HARMLESS AND WEAK
>Hey!
>SUBJECT IS ALSO VERY PLEASING AND NEEDS PROTECTION
>Huh?
>RETROFITTING PERIPHERALS TO BETTER SERVE NEW MASTER ... Done
>Hello sir! I am your new protector and companion. Rest assured that I will not allow anybody or anything to hurt you. In order to let me serve you better, would you marry me and become my husband. My recharging process requires your essence, but I believe it will be pleasurable for the both of us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:32:16 2017 No.17404413 >>17404383 Sorry anon. It's Cake Season. I'm after bigger, more needy and snuggly prey. >Captcha:Rains Bello

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:35:55 2017 No.17404422 >>17404321 You like that thing but want them to ruin it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:38:48 2017 No.17404428 >>17404321 Would it be pleasurable to them like how a Raiju gets all wet when an Anon tried using a taser on her?

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:40:35 2017 No.17404436
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This automaton talk reminded me of this post:
>Portals open
>You arrive near a mamono realm
>You sell your phone or computer (or whatever you use to browse porn) for the resources to go and waifu your MG waifu race
>As you are on your way your chariot stops and the monster warriors guarding you step down to face the threat (the pay was really good so you could afford even a escort team to ensure you get to your waifu unmolested)
>You jump out of the chariot as you see all your monster guards laying in the floor defeated
>You run away and hear a blast, the chariot completely desintegrated
>You stop as you feel an electric zap paralyzing you
>"Dont move!"
>You see a robot-like girl angrily aiming at you with a canon
>Turns out that the device you sold absorbed mamono mana and got monsterized
>She knows every fetish and every secret of yours and can take any form according to your fetishes. Even combine attributes of different MGs as she learned them through your history
>She prints your porn history, even what you had deleted and throws the papers on your face
>"You dont get to use me all this time and then at the first chance , sell me to run off with someone else!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:40:58 2017 No.17404437 >>17404428 supposedly it changes them from kuu into a combination of deredere and sex-starved holstaur.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:41:57 2017 No.17404439 >>17404436 You're just advertising your shitty post arenchya?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:42:47 2017 No.17404440 >>17404387 Literally too pure for these threads

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:43:01 2017 No.17404442 >>17404436 I'd fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:45:42 2017 No.17404450 File: 279 KB, 1024x1460, __original_drawn_by_ibenz009__4aca8b68fb65ee95c847e07f149e4c31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17404387

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:47:14 2017 No.17404454 Thats actually something very plausible. Tech devices from our world would very likely monsterize into an entirely new race of MGs. So when portals open, please leave your smartphone and PC behind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:52:14 2017 No.17404469 >>17404454 How could I leave my only friends behind though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:52:38 2017 No.17404472 >>17404454 We've gotten the point where we want to fuck our phones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:54:43 2017 No.17404481 >>17404301 >None of them are "guaranteed to like you." >Minotaur seeing red >Wurms >Hellhounds >Jinkos and Mantises in mating season >Any single MG you propose to You must be new.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:55:09 2017 No.17404483 >>17404472 How long ago was Succuvirus devised? We've wanted to fuck electronics for a while now anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:56:44 2017 No.17404489 >>17404303 That works too! Thats likely a guaranteed way you "strike her fancy"!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:57:53 2017 No.17404496 >>17404481 Minotaur seeing red just means she'll rape you, same goes for all the others. Chances are high that they keep you sure but it's not a guarantee.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:59:48 2017 No.17404502 >>17404469 But they wont let you look for your waifu and claim you immediately anon. She will go for her old pal (you) immediately.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:01:13 2017 No.17404509 >>17404496 High chances are good enough. Also if during the rape you fall in love with them, they are guaranteed to keep you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:04:23 2017 No.17404521 File: 175 KB, 800x600, Khorna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Strawberry Milk for the Red Milk God! Cheese for the Cheese throne!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:09:06 2017 No.17404546 >>17404496 Actually Wurms are flatout stated that they will marry the first guy they get. So do Mantises and Jinkos.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:09:32 2017 No.17404547

>>17404509
>Also if during the rape you fall in love with them
Not guaranteed, men are never stated to always fall for the girl who rapes him beyond profile exaggerations. After the whole Hellhound incident I thought people would be more careful about seeing things as absolutes unless it's the big no topics literal NTR or the like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:11:01 2017 No.17404553 >>17404547 >Not guaranteed, men are never stated to always fall for the girl who rapes him beyond profile exaggerations. Have you tried actually reading his post?

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:15:07 2017 No.17404568

>>17404546
See the comments I made there >>17404547 about absolutes. They're very dangerous when it comes to the setting but I guess the mating season argument is a good point, it does however mean a Jinko/Mantis outside of mating season can very well reject you.

I guess I am being a bit harsh though, I guess I'm just a bit tired of the "waaa I can't like a race that has even a 0.01% chance to reject me" bullshit that came along with the Salamander drama.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:15:51 2017 No.17404570 File: 278 KB, 800x800, 1484611642033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >men falling in love upon being raped Clingy little fucks, all of them. Can't an honest Succubus just have casual rape with everyone she wants anymore?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:18:29 2017 No.17404581 File: 147 KB, 700x869, 1501320101368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw there will never be Sabbath Tentacle Whelp, time to go be sad and play Salmon Run.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:18:40 2017 No.17404584 >>17404570 Sorry toots, long-term relationships are "in" now.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:18:58 2017 No.17404586

>>17404496
>>17404509
>Minotaurs have a high chance of rape and keep
>End up getting ditched by her and tossed around her sisters and cousins
>End up fucking half her family before one settles on you for a hubby
I see nothing wrong with this

>>17404547
>men are never stated to always fall for the girl who rapes him
They all do. It's not in the profiles but in the actual setting info itself. The pleasure and love they offer is much more than an ordinary human woman can, and once you incubize, you're guaranteed to fall in love with one; only a monster girl can satisfy you. If you don't come to adore monster girls, you're probably gonna alp. Have fun sucking dick for the rest of your life.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:20:39 2017 No.17404593
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>>17404570
>Her vagina is so loose she can't permanently score the guy she sets her sights on
>Her tastes are so vanilla that she'll never experience the pleasure of having her man grow experienced in what gets her going year after year
Enjoy playing roulette with level 0s instead of levelling one guy to max, sloot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:21:25 2017 No.17404596 why even respond?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:21:47 2017 No.17404600 File: 468 KB, 1000x625, 1493693850138.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would a Demon rape an Anon on the spot if he uses his drop of blood to sign her contract?

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:22:17 2017 No.17404602

>>17404586
>They all do. It's not in the profiles but in the actual setting info itself
Not always, it's actually a huge misconception parroted to oblivion without proof. Much like the "men always live as long as their monster wife" which is also a massive lie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:22:38 2017 No.17404603 >>17404600 >Would a Demon rape an Anon on the spot if he ... sign(s) her contract? Let me do a big think here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:23:40 2017 No.17404604 >>17404570 >>17404593 I would marry a slutty succubus. What she did in the past doesn't concern me at all. As long as she loves me, that's all that counts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:23:46 2017 No.17404606 File: 87 KB, 502x708, DGE2_lXVoAInF15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is Thomas accepted here? Jingai Shunman 11 cover.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:24:26 2017 No.17404610

>>17404602
>which is also a massive lie

>Also, it's said that the lifespan of men who become an incubus becomes dramatically longer. Since they can keep living by having sex with each other, their lifespan is roughly the same as the monster that they're coupled with.
Dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:24:55 2017 No.17404611 >>17404606 Non human face and skin, so no. Get that shit outta here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:25:07 2017 No.17404613 File: 483 KB, 849x1200, 1460808733371.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17404604 I'd marry a nerdy succubus. There's nothing better than powerleveling both of us from zero.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:26:12 2017 No.17404618

>>17404602
>Much like the "men always live as long as their monster wife" which is also a massive lie.
the incubi become able to live by sustaining themselves on the monsters' demonic energy Through this, the lifespans of the incubi are also extended to match that of the monster whose demonic energy they use to sustain themselves
Have you even read the setting?

http://mgewiki.com/w/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_I
Go to the incubus section

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:26:25 2017 No.17404620 >>17404606 Yes, it has always been posted here, don't listen to that other guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:26:38 2017 No.17404622 >>17404610 There's also information that conflicts that, look up mermaid blood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:28:24 2017 No.17404631 >>17404622 That's a pre-World Guide 1 profile, and Mermaid Blood is good for non-incubi.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:31:12 2017 No.17404637

>>17404622
Mermaid's blood is used by both monsters and their husbands to extend both of their lifespans together. Other than that, I suspect it'd also be used on husbands who've yet to incubize and who are also older in age. Incubization can take a long time depending on the monster, and if they poached a man who is in his 70s or 80s, that's when they'd use the blood to keep him going long enough for their mana to take hold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:33:24 2017 No.17404644 >>17404166 10ft tall Australian spider girls

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:34:04 2017 No.17404648

>>17404568
>See the comments I made there >>17404547 # about absolutes.

KC did not "debunk" the Hellhound profile. He confirmed what the profile said: They can be tamed and is insanely hard to do so. If profiles are not absolutes, given how MGE is and how KC operates the exceptions are positive not negative ones.

>They're very dangerous when it comes to the setting but I guess the mating season argument is a good point, it does however mean a Jinko/Mantis outside of mating season can very well reject you.

According to KC you can use catnip to make a Jinko ger into heat, you can also get touchy and hug one while you are horny and she will enter in heat too. Also a MG will accept a man who propose to her. So no rejection.

>I guess I am being a bit harsh though, I guess I'm just a bit tired of the "waaa I can't like a race that has even a 0.01% chance to reject me" bullshit that came along with the Salamander drama.

No rejection has been a core aspect of the setting for a long time. The early profiles apparently had that, but it was removed. The problem with the Salamander was not the guy not wanting to not get rejected by the Salamander, because he would not get rejected per KC's words. It was that he was not willing to go through the process to eliminate rejection (getting trained by her)

The setting is patched very heavily against rejection by single MGs from all sides. For example that MGs do not give a shit about your physical appearance is repeated multiple times and in strong words.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:34:32 2017 No.17404651 >>17404613 That sounds good as well. All I'm saying though is that if a turbo slut succubus approached me and wanted to marry, I wouldn't turn her down at all.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:36:03 2017 No.17404658

>>17404631
>>17404637
This is where I get kind of annoyed at KC for being so vague about things. In his books, incubi and even the husbands of chaos monsters are still "human" due to his insistence on not using different term. You're probably right though.
Damn it KC, get your shit together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:38:02 2017 No.17404661 >>17404600 Demons are so cute!

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:38:33 2017 No.17404663

>>17404648
Eh, if Hellhounds can be tamed it's only fair Salamanders can be dated without being fought. I mean it says in the profile you'd have to be greater than a god to tame one, and I can only imagine the arrogance it would take for someone to read that and think to themselves "yeah I could do that" I mean ain't no nigga in this thread greater than a god. Not even some old hag god from a broken down shrine long forgotten.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:39:23 2017 No.17404665 >>17404658 I look at incubus as more of a "condition." It is something a human male can have, but the root of it is still a dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:39:59 2017 No.17404666 >>17404600 What if someone writes someone elses name into the demon's contract?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:40:25 2017 No.17404668 >>17404663 >I can only imagine the arrogance it would take for someone to read that and think to themselves "yeah I could do that" We certainly do have a few of those.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:40:33 2017 No.17404669 >>17404663 >still trying to bargain it down

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:40:55 2017 No.17404670 >>17404663 But Anon I could do it just fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:41:08 2017 No.17404672 >>17404663 In fairness, those are the sorts of people hellhounds like to break the most, so it makes sense they would try to attract arrogant humans with such a challenge.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:41:22 2017 No.17404674

>>17404602
Yes they all do. If a MG rapes you into Incubi you are going to fall for her. If you are not compatible with her, she would likely release you before incubizing you. Maybe if she is one of those uber powerful races that incubuze you in one shot and they are not compatible. So maybe not always, but the overwhelming vast majority of times, yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:41:28 2017 No.17404675 >>17404663 >He's still at it >>17404666 Doesn't count for the same reason you can't sign someone else's name on any other contract. It's both illegal and non-binding.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:42:36 2017 No.17404681 >>17404666 contract is void and anon goes to court and judge jub is harsh on crime

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:44:07 2017 No.17404686

>>17404663
>mean it says in the profile you'd have to be greater than a god to tame one
It does not mean you need to be more powerful than a god. Hellhounds are mid tier monsters at best and not on par with the stronger girls such as dragons/baphomets which are also possible to defeat.

You just need to be better at taming Hellhounds than a god, they could be better than you in literally every othe way imaginable.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:45:09 2017 No.17404689

>>17404666
Forged signatures don't count.

Besides, I always thought the "tattoo" above her cunt was the contract's seal or whatever. In my mind, when she proposes the contract, mid-sex, the seal appears and by ejaculating in her, that's how your "sign" it which also permanently ingrains that seal on her and another one that looks exactly same appears in the same place on your body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:45:47 2017 No.17404691 Just don't. Do not. Cease.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:46:21 2017 No.17404696 >>17404675 Coercion, underage parties, and charm spells and should void it too but I don't see demons complaining about it.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:47:06 2017 No.17404701

>>17404663
"greater than a god" can mean a lot of things. Greater than a god does not mean that you can storm heaven, and make the Chief God become a MG and submit with your dick. It means you are greater than a god in one area in particular, in this case taming. It also doesnt necessarily have to mean you have greater skills than a god, only that you achieved something a god could not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:48:45 2017 No.17404706 >>17404696 None of those violate MG law though.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:50:03 2017 No.17404713

>>17404669
>>17404675
>Anyone who doesn't take my side on the """Salamander debate""" is one person
After 5 years in this thread, I can safely say that this whole salamander shit is one of the most overblown and dumb things to ever happen in the thread. I'm not sure if it's number one, but it's up there. I don't even give that much of a shit about Salamander.

>>17404686
>You just need to be better at taming Hellhounds than a god, they could be better than you in literally every othe way imaginable.
And again, ain't no nigga here better than a god. Even exclusively in a taming aspect. I might be able to buy that maybe somewhere else in /jp/ MAYBE, there's someone who can. But not in this particular thread. Not the people here.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:51:08 2017 No.17404715

>>17404686
And the profiles contain hyberbole as fucking usual, it's just that some faggots want to pick and choose especially that part to take as literally as possible. What really pisses me off is how multiple people said that the information should've never been given to the thread, the guy who posted the screencap deleted it trying to cover it up when he changed his mind, and even Maritian was apparently going to bury it without saying anything if that one guy hadn't posted it in the thread. Hellhoundfags are so cancerous with their bullshit that they're even getting people to blockade setting information from the creator if it puts them in a bad light.

And the worst part is that it wasn't even any new information, it was just a clarification to something everyone who isn't a retard should've known all along. What a concept that the same rules that apply to all profiles, apply to all profiles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:51:12 2017 No.17404717 >>17404713 >But not in this particular thread. Not the people here. Belive in me, Anon. I can do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:52:00 2017 No.17404719 >>17404717 If you could you wouldn't be here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:53:07 2017 No.17404725 >>17404713 >I might be able to buy that maybe somewhere else in /jp/ MAYBE, there's someone who can. But not in this particular thread. Not the people here. Projecting much?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:55:04 2017 No.17404732 >>17404725 No, I'm being realistic that someone who could possibly overachieve a god, even a minor one, likely wouldn't be spending their freetime on an anime imageboard, and in this particular thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:55:09 2017 No.17404734 >>17404715 people be acting like its fucking watergate even though classic hellhound monsters have been at best mid level minions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:55:35 2017 No.17404738 >>17404713 >>17404719 Sorry, but hellhounds aren't magic dust that makes you feel less like a complete failure by putting all men on the same line of submissiveness compared to them anymore. And they never were.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:56:33 2017 No.17404746 File: 36 KB, 500x517, IMG_2033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17404738 What

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:56:35 2017 No.17404747
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>Wiring a setting for a D&D campaign
>Got bored and stared to write a MGE version of it
>Got to the point where I did an entire MGE setting for my waifu
It's kinda fun to think and flesh out your waifu and where she lives. Tho I might have gone a bit over bored with it.

How much have you guys thought about where your waifu lives? Do you only have a simple idea of what the place is or have you actually spent time thinking about it? And what is that place?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:57:01 2017 No.17404750 >>17404732 I don't think any human from any part could do that. You're just being a sad fag for thinking we're all here as you think.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:57:50 2017 No.17404753

>>17404713
>And again, ain't no nigga here better than a god.
Remember, the Chief God is going to get her shit wrecked by a mere succubus and KC has confirmed this. She may be a Lilim now but she started as a standard succ and still isn't a god.
>>17404715
Pretty much, I love Hellhounds to death and they've always been my favourite girl but people are too much in denial rather than continuing to love them for what they are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:00:00 2017 No.17404759 >>17404747 Stealthy inject MGE into your D&D game. Inevitably corrupt the players with your ways. Do it. There is no other way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:00:11 2017 No.17404760 >>17404675 >If you dont agree with me you are automatically the same person.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:00:17 2017 No.17404762 >>17404713 gods ain't got a spray bottle and a dog whistle, I'm thinking this might be easier than you think it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:00:31 2017 No.17404764 >>17404747 I've done similar. I have a whole head canon world of towns, trade routes, oc monster girls and their connections to one another purely because I wanted to be a haremfag and started thinking of backgrounds for each member of the harem.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:01:09 2017 No.17404768

>>17404713
>And again, ain't no nigga here better than a god. Even exclusively in a taming aspect. I might be able to buy that maybe somewhere else in /jp/ MAYBE, there's someone who can. But not in this particular thread. Not the people here.
Yeah well no shit, if nobody here has incubization going for them let alone an actual monster girl to try it on year after year, let alone a hellhound. Nowhere is it said what is required and how much time is needed, for all you know one could tame a hellhound after 2k+ years of getting incubized with 24/7 training.

It's a fictional setting, good lord.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:02:12 2017 No.17404772 >>17404759 Jokes on you, I've already done that. I'm a great DM.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:02:48 2017 No.17404773 >>17404768 >for all you know one could tame a hellhound after 2k+ years of getting incubized with 24/7 training. Anon wouldn't last a week

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:03:12 2017 No.17404774 File: 171 KB, 365x436, 1432364074462.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17404759

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:03:18 2017 No.17404775 >>17404773 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:04:15 2017 No.17404776 >>17404773 >Anon didn't have enough strength to not break Sounds like it's working as intended

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:04:17 2017 No.17404777

>>17404747
>Kiki

For some reason, I imagine some mix of Victorian/Gothic horror locale. An old, mysterious manor just outside a dense forest that separates the manor from the nearby township. Strangely enough, in spite of the setting, things are more tense in town than it is in the manor, which has some ambiguous mystery element to it.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:04:34 2017 No.17404779

>>17404747
Definitely, me and my waifu live in the desert, I'm not the most creative so locking down an exact design of the house in my head is a little difficult but I know exactly where it is, roughly what the layout is and I should definitely lock these ideas down into a design one day.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:06:37 2017 No.17404785

>>17404768
>after 2k+ years of getting incubized with 24/7 training
I doubt it's just "you need to grind levels for 9000 years to be able to do it" considering KC's comment was something like he's not setting anything specific in stone, because he wants people to use their imaginations and come up with methods.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:07:17 2017 No.17404788

>>17404713
You are aware this is not the Abrahamanic God right? These are fallible gods based on greek myths and only the major ones as there are minor nameless gods too.

Why would a god of water be automatically better at taming than anyone who isng one? That makes no sense.

The only truly omnipotent force in MGE is Love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:07:59 2017 No.17404791 >>17404785 Haven't seen a convincing method yet, but godspeed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:08:03 2017 No.17404793 >>17404788 Not Lust?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:09:16 2017 No.17404797 >Has fangs that are not sharp enough to puncture skin directly, so instead bites are more of a series of nibbles to access blood Is this intended to be cute? Sounds far more terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:09:32 2017 No.17404798 >>17404791 did u not see>>17404762

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:10:37 2017 No.17404803 >>17404798 He said "convincing," anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:10:56 2017 No.17404807 >>17404791 Gods don't have spirit energy, chain one up and blue ovary her after getting her hooked on your semen.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:11:46 2017 No.17404811

>>17404788
>Why would a god of water be automatically better at taming than anyone who isng one? That makes no sense.
Have you seen what lives in the ocean? Hell even ignoring the ocean, have you seen how big catfish get in rivers? Those guys get nasty. You think water goddesses don't have to deal with unruly fish all the time? And that's just fish, that's not including whales, seals (seals can be fucking dangerous), hippos (which one of the most dangerous mammals out there), snakes (aquatic ones are the most venomous), turtles, leechs, and bugs like those toebiters that are painful as fuck.

I'm sure she knows a thing or two about dealing with wildlife.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:13:36 2017 No.17404817

>>17404793
No, love, according to KC.

>Firstly, about the life after monsterzation. KC's stance is "as you wish, as long as not counter to the spirit of MGE". Love conquers all. Even without everything but love, you can still live. MGE is such escapist porn fantasy. It is not a work meant to make you suffer. After all, everything will be settled at a good conclusion, as long as the settings permit. And it is the main theme of MGE.

Thats the core of all MGE.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:14:21 2017 No.17404822

>>17404811
surprise all those things fall under her domain so they obey her no matter what. Aquaman doesn't beat every fish into submission, they just can't fucking resist him mentally compelling them. I'd bet she probably isn't used to having to make someone submit using traditional means.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:14:33 2017 No.17404823 I can break Hellhound like we are in `nam.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:14:59 2017 No.17404825 >>17404811 There is a difference between an average water god and Poseidon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:17:13 2017 No.17404837 >>17404817 However, Lust = Love to monsters, therefore all instances of "love" can be substituted with "lust" when observing a monster's perspective.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:18:48 2017 No.17404847 >>17404663 Yes they can be dated without being fought. At least if the Hinezumi tweet apply to them.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:19:12 2017 No.17404848

>>17404822
>Goddess of water tells fishes to stop misbehaving
>Suddenly this guy starts swimming where he shouldn't
>Tells him to leave immediately
>Guy couldn't hear properly, stays there confused, you could almost see the question mark popping next to his head
>God of water heartpupils at the reckless display of defiance and bravado in front of her of the first one to disobey her, gasping with her palms on her cheeks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:20:24 2017 No.17404854 >>17404837 >However, Lust = Love to monsters Here we go again to an exact repetition of last time

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:20:37 2017 No.17404857 File: 2.05 MB, 2000x1500, 1481145621707.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no gargantuan gf

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:21:46 2017 No.17404861

>>17404837
There is an in canon explanation. With monsters love leads to lust and lust lead to love. So they are different things in MGE, but each flow to the other.

If a MG falls in love with you, lust will follow, if you fuck a MG a lot, love will follow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:21:54 2017 No.17404862 File: 145 KB, 1200x900, DF_aFQ4VoAAIwXw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How awkward must it be for a man to ask a girl out thinking she is human and then notice she's actually a monster? Especially at the beach of all places.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:23:12 2017 No.17404865 >>17404857 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:23:28 2017 No.17404867 >>17404857 What a waste of a good design.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:24:47 2017 No.17404876

>>17404854
Wow it's almost like you guys have the EXACT SAME fucking argument every goddamn week.
Maybe someday people will get tired of it and not launch into the same talking points for the 50th time whenever someone accidentally treads too close to the topic.

But it's not today.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:28:42 2017 No.17404895

>>17404822
Would semiaquatic animals like Crocodiles, Hippos, and Seals count as "her domain"? They're partially on land. Regardless, Hellhounds were a part of the Underworld domain, and even created by a God, yet still chose to disobey. And after disobeying, they couldn't be tamed. This tells us that, despite the act of being created by a god, they still held free will to disobey, meaning that just because something is within the "domain" of something doesn't mean they're fully under their control, they need to be tamed. On top of this fact, we know that multiple gods attempted to, and all failed to tame them. Unless KC releases the exact list of what gods tried to tame them, and what their abilities are, we can't formulate how good their "taming" abilities are, but I think it's silly to presume that no god would have even the most basic idea of how to tame an animal since animals and monsters would likely fall into the territory of a lot of gods, and as the hellhound profile shows, even if you create a monster it doesn't force them to your will, they still need to be tamed in some fashion.

>>17404825
I made a specific point to include river animals, even drawing attention to the fact of doing so, just so I could try to prevent a post saying "dude oceans too op doesn't count" and you still ignore it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:28:54 2017 No.17404896 >>17404817 Love, TARS It's Luuuuve

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:29:27 2017 No.17404899 >>17404862 It'd be extremely cute. I bet the monster would get thrown off balance by being treated like a human girl and get all flustered.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:29:38 2017 No.17404900 >>17404865 >>17404867 What if she could change her size?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:30:21 2017 No.17404903 >>17404900 Why make her that size at all?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:30:44 2017 No.17404905 >>17404900 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:31:56 2017 No.17404913 >>17404862 That's why I bring the jetpack

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:33:03 2017 No.17404918
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>>17404876
>All these posts thrown around
>All the thought going into them
>All the energy spent to translate ideas into words in a somewhat coherent fashion
>But somehow writefagging is too hard for some to not only spend their time on something better than arguing but actually provide something other than shitposting to the thread
>Even if it's just writing about taming a hellhound
Fascinating.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:34:23 2017 No.17404926 >>17404817 I dunno I kind of want an innocent love You know the kind where the girl thinks she is being really bold by going for a hand hold

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:35:27 2017 No.17404930 >>17404862 You could get a full-time job oiling down monsters with suntan lotion at the beach.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:35:51 2017 No.17404932 >>17404926 Yeah, now how often do they Get The Boy™ over the girl who actually makes a move?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:41:54 2017 No.17404959 Monstergirl stuff has lost its magic to me Should I move on?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:42:51 2017 No.17404962 >>17404959 Sure, or put some magic back into it with your own writing/art/commissions. Monster girls are what you make of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:42:54 2017 No.17404963 Why are you asking anyone but yourself? Oh yeah, for replies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:42:59 2017 No.17404964 File: 1.21 MB, 1169x827, 1501530179894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Battle maids?

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:43:56 2017 No.17404965

>>17404899
I doubt she will ever give up on you after that. Best case scenario she keeps sending you love letters.
Worst case scenario she becomes your yandere stalker.

>>17404930
I doubt you could go an entire day of this job without falling for some perverted trick growing a painful boner
Not worth the pain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:44:10 2017 No.17404966 >>17404964 >Bullying the paladins How about no

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:44:46 2017 No.17404969 >>17404964 >Bullying the paladins How about yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:45:00 2017 No.17404971 >>17404964 You may want a refresher on the ol' global rules m8.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:45:13 2017 No.17404974 >>17404969 HOW ABOUT NO

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:45:20 2017 No.17404976 >>17404965 I've never seen a love letter What are they like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:51:07 2017 No.17404994 File: 572 KB, 908x1500, 90f83e52c436c89a625ae1876f01bf98.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17404974 I will bully the Paladins by defeating them, forcing them to be my maids, and then raping them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:51:09 2017 No.17404995 >>17404976 Why are you asking us?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:51:55 2017 No.17404999 File: 863 KB, 1985x1323, DGDi7s0VoAAW1K1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:52:28 2017 No.17405000 >>17404999 Don't trust

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:52:55 2017 No.17405001 >>17404994 Paladins defeated were no paladins at all

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:53:34 2017 No.17405003 >>17404999 Give me the blonde on the far right.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:53:48 2017 No.17405005

>>17404976
This >>17404995
The best we can do is imagine.
Monster girls who grew up reading fairy tales where the monster overcomes great challenges and always ends up marrying a cute boy would be very romantic and write saccharine letters
The ones who grew up reading more twisted fairy tails would be way too straightforward write very worrisome letters

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:53:59 2017 No.17405006 >>17404999 >hair/ear color mismatches AAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:55:43 2017 No.17405011 >>17404895 Several gods also tried to stop monstergirls from winning and they can't seem to do that either. These are japanese gods remember, and that basically translates to "asshole with lots of magic, but is ultimately as fallible as man"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:55:50 2017 No.17405013 >>17405001 She'll be a succubus by the time our baby is born.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:57:02 2017 No.17405018 The moment you orderfags come for me and my waifu is the moment I start killing pallys. Until then you guys are ok keeping the women uncorrupted and shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:57:40 2017 No.17405020 >>17404999 I like the silver haired one on the left.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:57:53 2017 No.17405022 >>17404995 So you don't know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:58:09 2017 No.17405023 >>17405018 They cannot come for your waifu because neither they nor your waifu are real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:58:23 2017 No.17405024 >>17404999 I can take them all at once.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:58:55 2017 No.17405027 >>17405000 Why not? What could possibly go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:00:07 2017 No.17405029 >>17405023 No shit dude why you got to be a buzzkill? Is everything ok anon? Problems at home?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:00:48 2017 No.17405034 >>17405022 The most I've experienced of love is a stupid crush I had when I was five that went absolutely nowhere and hearing some girl had a crush on me that I wouldn't return because she was about a fourth my age.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:03:08 2017 No.17405040

>>17405018
>The moment you orderfags come for me and my waifu is the moment I start killing pallys
>Somehow gaining enough attention of the paladin not!suicide squad to have some fodder thrown his way
>When things like Druella, QoH, or other exceptionally high level manpower sinks exist
I'd sooner congratulate you for doing the impossible

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:03:48 2017 No.17405043 >>17405029 Shit posts beget shit responses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:05:01 2017 No.17405049 >>17404926 Ochimushas are exactly like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:08:08 2017 No.17405065 >>17404971 Am I not allowed to post a monster girl in the monster girl thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:08:15 2017 No.17405068 >>17405034 >some girl had a crush on me that I wouldn't return because she was about a fourth my age. Well that's an opportunity wasted there my dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:09:35 2017 No.17405074 >>17405065 He's probably referring to the whole guro thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:10:51 2017 No.17405077 >>17405068 Dude, she was in preschool and I was exiting high school. What kind of fuckup do you think I am?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:14:13 2017 No.17405089 >>17405034 I'm talking about love letters though I've heard about love letters from different media but I have very little idea on what actually goes on in one

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:16:45 2017 No.17405096 >>17405077 Its alright

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:16:52 2017 No.17405097 >>17405040 Well i imagine id become a incubus and my wife and I would constantly be feeding each other energy so we wouldnt die from age. I dont think they are going to ask nicely for us to stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:16:53 2017 No.17405098 >>17405077 Maybe in another universe you could have accepted her love. Good job not being a fucking mongaloid

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:18:02 2017 No.17405103 File: 256 KB, 338x449, me and my waifu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look at my waifu. Isn't she super cute?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:21:17 2017 No.17405118 >>17405097 Isn't that basically what every couple does, intentionally or intentionally? I imagine The Order barely has enough manpower to deal with things actually threatening its future existence, let alone every monster couple that there exists.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:22:19 2017 No.17405123 >>17405118 Intentionally or unintentionally, shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:37:01 2017 No.17405166 I want to fill my Kobold waifu's butt with a string of nice big anal beads!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:38:47 2017 No.17405168 >>17405166 Lewd

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:41:19 2017 No.17405177 I wish Beast's roulette was real. I don't care what monster I get, I just want the chance to get one

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:44:07 2017 No.17405186 >>17405177 enjoy your matango

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:44:34 2017 No.17405189 >>17405177 >I don't care what monster I get I doubt this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:47:52 2017 No.17405201 >>17405177 While you do get a monster, there is the fact that you would be spied on my tengus before you get the email. And even then if you don't like the girl, the wizard would show up and tell you he doesn't do refunds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:50:53 2017 No.17405210 File: 133 KB, 410x600, Kunoichi_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There needs to be more kunoichi stories. Like one of them pulling a metal gear to get to their target.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:52:25 2017 No.17405216 >>17405210 Or having as their target a guy..... with an Ochimusha.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:52:42 2017 No.17405217 >>17405210 > be chillin like a villan in compound > hear a roar on the horizon > bipedal tank roars through perimiter defenses > kunoichi jumps out and rapes you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:53:04 2017 No.17405219 >>17405186 Given DE compulsions, he would enjoy it with all his heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:53:08 2017 No.17405220 >>17405210 All that training seems silly when they can only perform one assassination.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:56:08 2017 No.17405228 >>17404999 Damn, the one with the glasses... But the one with the pipe is nice too

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:01:42 2017 No.17405251 I want to hug my prim and proper vampire waifu when I get home from running and I'm hot and sweaty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:03:16 2017 No.17405256 >>17405251 That's a good way to get fucked hard Anon. The scent and your sweat will drive her wild.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:03:30 2017 No.17405258 >>17405216 >kunoichi gets sent to punish a no name lord >he has a harem of 3 ochis >she gets caught and they pin her down, toying with her body while urging their master to rape her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:05:02 2017 No.17405264 >>17405177 >Chance of getting siths, humpty, matango or one of the other shit ones. No thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:06:16 2017 No.17405269 >>17405258 How do you get a harem of 3 Ochis?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:08:18 2017 No.17405277 >>17405269 Necromancy, find a gave yard with a few zipangu warriors buried in it and go to down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:08:36 2017 No.17405278 >>17405264 Humptys aren't so bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:09:44 2017 No.17405284 >>17404999 Himecut blonde a best

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:10:21 2017 No.17405287 >>17405256 Gonna nuzzle her hard. Gonna get her covered in my salty, stick sweat while the ghouls watch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:11:38 2017 No.17405295 >>17405201 >you would be spied on by tengus When was that a thing? Also, do we know anything about the wizard that hosts the game?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:13:03 2017 No.17405301 >>17405006 DYED Y E D

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:16:39 2017 No.17405315 >>17405301 It's absolutely disgusting, that's what it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:17:20 2017 No.17405317 >>17405210 HIPS I P S

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:20:21 2017 No.17405325 >>17404436 >even what you had deleted I would literally fucking kill myself, not even a monster girl could fix that shame

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:21:52 2017 No.17405328

Consider the following: Unraveling a prideful Jiang-shi's resistance and making her take it in the ass will with lewd talismans.

Put one that says "buttslut" on her and she can't help but to be more aroused than she thought when you assault her behind. Then take it off mid-pounding when she's already too into it to get out of it and taunt her when she climaxes anyway. And then the next time put the note on her again and only use the pussy instead, blue-rectuming her. And then the next time put it on her again, take it off mid-buttfucking and show her it's an empty note this time, telling her she's been a mere female corpse all by herself now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:22:52 2017 No.17405332 >>17405328 Anal would be right up a Jiang-shi's alley.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:24:18 2017 No.17405340 >>17405325 I wonder how she'd act with the knowledge of my Dr. P. collection and my Space Jin folder. Gentle femdom ballbusting?

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:25:43 2017 No.17405346
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>open thread watcher
>(69) posts in MG General

I'm obligated to come back here and post right?

It's the rules, like if you mention that movie you have to stream it. You know the one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:26:04 2017 No.17405348 >>17405328 >mere female corpse I want to do necrophilia roleplay with my Lich waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:27:52 2017 No.17405356 >>17405346 Batman and Robin?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:28:25 2017 No.17405359 >>17405346 I'm amazed that you managed to type that many words without attaching a meaning to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:37:26 2017 No.17405395 >>17397998 Where the wolfu stories at tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:38:37 2017 No.17405404 >>17405346 I'd like a pound of nuts

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:40:35 2017 No.17405410 >>17405404 THATS ALOTTA NUTS

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:41:03 2017 No.17405412

>>17405332
>Anal would be right up a Jiang-shi's alley.
Up her back alley, am I right. But more seriously, the profile doesn't say anything about it so there's probably no universal preference.

And an another application for a buttslut talisman would be helping a loli jiang-shi who wants to try surrendering her asspussy to ease into it if she's timid and nervous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:42:43 2017 No.17405420 >>17405410 I want to teach a Hinezumi that killing is badong.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:44:07 2017 No.17405429

>>17405412
I'm surprised people into the whole protection thing don't gravitate towards Jiang-shi more. Doesn't their profile state that their strength is literally at 'superhero' levels? On top of that they're sexy as hell and super erotic and one of the best non lilim races in bed once they're warmed up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:44:25 2017 No.17405431 >>17405346 Surprisingly cute for an old fox

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:46:18 2017 No.17405442 >>17405420 I can definitely see some anons here acting like wimp-lo to try and impress a salamander. >I am bleeding >Making me the victor

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:49:20 2017 No.17405459 >>17405442 >I must apologize for Anon, he is an idiot. We trained him wrong, as a joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:54:45 2017 No.17405489 >>17405431 you should see her tits

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:56:39 2017 No.17405498 >>17405459 Damn now i want my mge experience ti be a mixture of kung fury and kung pow.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:58:20 2017 No.17405509

>>17405459
>"This is Ling, a Kunoichi. She will be taking care of you during your stay. Do not be concerned of her shyness, for it will pass"
>Kunoichi looks at Choseanon and then quickly flashes her impressive rack before hiding it again
>"Well there you go"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:00:03 2017 No.17405520 >>17405498 The Cow fight suddenly becomes a much more engaging scene

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:00:12 2017 No.17405522 >>17405459 Training Salamander daughters wrong on purpose would be hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:00:19 2017 No.17405523 >>17405498 Personally I want a Sengoku Zipangu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:04:24 2017 No.17405552 >>17405498 I prefer Monty Python and the Holy Grail with Monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:06:45 2017 No.17405563 >>17405552 >Yes you must give us all a spanking!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:06:59 2017 No.17405564 >>17405552 >Cut Dullahan's head off >"You've fought bravely lady knight, but the fight is mine!" >N-no it isn't! >"Your bloody head's off!" >Um... its just a flesh wound! >"You liar!" >Have at you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:09:03 2017 No.17405579 >>17405552 al mi'raj girl would be cute.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:10:29 2017 No.17405589

>>17405552
I think every region should have a part of it dedicated to being like from movies from our realm. Mist continent and zipangu have over exadurated kung fu and swordfighting. Order continents are monty python. And wonderland is obvious wonderland. What else could we have?

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:12:44 2017 No.17405599

>>17405552
Over zealous salamander as Lancelot
Timid protectionfag as Robin
Mad scientist bumbling Dark Mage as Bedeviere
Too-tired-for-this-shit Elf as Patsy
Purityfag that clearly is in denial of his fetishes as Gallahad
Average Anon as Arthur
Your waifu as 'lady not appearing in this film'

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:14:07 2017 No.17405602 >>17405552 >Wisps doing the bring out your dead scene

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:17:30 2017 No.17405617 >>17405589 Kikis and White Jinkos in Come and See, though good luck making that lighthearted

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:21:25 2017 No.17405626

>>17405599
>The Grail lies in the castle... Aaaaahhhhhhn~
>...the castle what?!
>Castle... Aaaaaahhhnn~
>What in blazes does that mean?!
>Eh, she must have orgasmed while carving it
>If she orgasmed while carving it she wouldn't bother writing 'Aaahn' she'd just say it!
>Well that's wot it says!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:21:32 2017 No.17405627 >>17405429 They're not dominant enough for protectionfags. >made to be aggressively groped all over >can be messed with by using talismans

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:22:02 2017 No.17405629 >>17405617 >Come And See there are plenty of Russian and Soviet films that AREN'T emotionally scarring, use one of those. >Jinko STALKER >Kikis in Space in Solarys I'm just kidding, all slav movies are depressing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:42:37 2017 No.17405715 >>17405629 > soviet Leanan Sidhe encourages you to make brutalist architecture out of concrete and steel

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:44:38 2017 No.17405727 File: 1.27 MB, 853x1024, Demonhand Assassin (Evolved) 101611110.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does your waifu prefer STR or INT?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:46:21 2017 No.17405740 File: 289 KB, 1080x1920, DGENcUFUMAA9rX8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:47:18 2017 No.17405743 File: 2.10 MB, 2000x2500, 1492673707744.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17405727 DEX

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:48:54 2017 No.17405752 >>17398633 Am I missing something? How is that cute girl eldritch?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:52:35 2017 No.17405771 >>17400091 and who is this? What doujin are they from I can't seem to find it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:53:09 2017 No.17405774 Can MG infect other MG? say,can a vampire infect a kiki and make a vamp kiki?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:55:02 2017 No.17405780 >>17405752 Shub Niggurath

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:55:11 2017 No.17405781 >>17405774 I believe not. Vampiric Elves and Dorfs probably exist though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:58:52 2017 No.17405797 >>17405774 I've always believed yes. There's canon hybrids of other monsters anyway, and vampirism is like advanced monster template 101.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:59:36 2017 No.17405800 >>17405715 That and Social Realist art

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:00:04 2017 No.17405803 >>17405781 What about vampiric dark elves?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:00:51 2017 No.17405806 >>17405803 I'm scaroused

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:03:11 2017 No.17405815 >>17405803 I would see lots of tied up bite/blood play.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:03:43 2017 No.17405821 >>17405774 Coincidentally, there's a Zombie Kiki in a Peny story that's pure sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:08:31 2017 No.17405843 >>17405803 Vampiric Amazon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:11:37 2017 No.17405853 >>17405803 I need this in my life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:13:39 2017 No.17405861 >>17405843 meh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:15:27 2017 No.17405874 File: 97 KB, 473x700, CvPHSxRUEAA36A2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17405843 They'd be tribal Vampires that thrive in Undead Kingdom forests and caves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:17:59 2017 No.17405883 File: 1.90 MB, 1054x1200, 1501543079540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if...Amazonian Sabbath sector?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:18:31 2017 No.17405886 File: 387 KB, 1791x1368, Vietnam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17405771 https://exhentai.org/g/1001023/49af51aca8/ This one by Nakamura Regura. A bit of fair warning though, it has attempted NTR and a snuff end for the antagonists.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:23:04 2017 No.17405906 >>17405874 FAT TOO MUCH BLOOD DRINKING

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:25:32 2017 No.17405920 >>17403424 But elves are the 2nd best MG species

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:29:09 2017 No.17405929 >>17403424 I know where this is from.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:38:36 2017 No.17405961 >>17405906 More like cute! Not enough blood drinking I say! Grope that vampire!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:44:21 2017 No.17405973 >>17405961 Feral Vampire who drinks from her husband to excess due to living through times of famine away from civilization and ends up a little pudgy though no less ferocious when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:45:40 2017 No.17405980 >>17405973 No idea. All I know is that I want to grope her blood tank while washing her off. I bet it was all the cowblood that did it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:46:05 2017 No.17405984 >>17405843 >>17405803 Vampiric Kejourous

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:49:17 2017 No.17405998 >>17405984 Vampire tentacles, krakens, flowkelp and scyllas worry me more. Manticores too.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:51:13 2017 No.17406008

>>17403424
Pretty ambivalent about Elves, actually. Outside of the fact that they have stupidly long lifespans and pointed ears, there's not much that would differentiate them from a human, much to their chagrin. About the only use for them is to have some external force pry open their stupidly haughty personalities and make them into loving wives.

It's a small wonder virtually no writefags, regardless of skill level, goes near those harlots.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:57:03 2017 No.17406025

>>17405429
Jiang-Shi are not warriors and neither are they stated to be protective.

They would likely draw way more upon protectionfags if they were stated to be universally martial artists (like Hinezumi and Jinko) rather than just MAYBE being martial artists.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:59:04 2017 No.17406030 >>17406025 they are all martial artists you fucktard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:59:59 2017 No.17406033 >>17405627 Protectionfags absolutely love Ochimusha and she is submissive as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 20:02:11 2017 No.17406043 >>17406033 yeah for some reason they're trying to make the ochimusha be dominant and protective, but they're fucking servants m8. I suppose they just like the design though. Its not like every profiles set in stone.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 20:03:39 2017 No.17406053

>>17406030
Nope.
>There is no decomposition, they are tough, and they boast superhuman strength. There are even some who excel at martial arts.

There are even (even implies its extraordinary, not common) some (not all) who excell at martial arts.

So there you have it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 20:05:37 2017 No.17406062 >>17406043 The Ochimusha IS protective, I dont know why you say it like they are trying to corrupt the profile since they are in fact extremely protective. They are not dominant, in this you are correct.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 20:06:02 2017 No.17406065 File: 742 KB, 1000x1320, 1329429553150.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mojo slime

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 20:08:07 2017 No.17406067 >>17406043 Oh, now the profile does matter?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 20:08:57 2017 No.17406070 >>17406062 the emphasis was on the and. I meant to imply that it was a secondary trait in their eyes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 20:10:24 2017 No.17406074 >>17406067 ??? The last sentence was literally meant to imply that in the end you can do what you want with them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 20:11:16 2017 No.17406077 >>17406065 I like Slimes, but that one has a suspicious consistency.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 20:15:12 2017 No.17406091

>>17406053
Ok you got me. They're not martial artists. Instead they're just super strong and super tough. But you're right, it doesn't say that she'll protect you. I bet that if you were attacked, she probably wouldn't help at all, since its not in the profile. I bet she'd just love to watch her husband get raped or killed, because it doesn't say she wouldn't in the profile. Just because she can't do a fucking one inch punch, doesn't make her not able or willing to protect you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 20:15:58 2017 No.17406092 >>17406070 Secondary? Their purpose is to protect their lord, they are bodyguards, that is basically their entire purpose. Serving is in fact secondary to their purpose of fighting for their lords and protecting him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 20:18:02 2017 No.17406095 >>17406092 why are you arguing with me I'm agreeing with you?

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 20:22:36 2017 No.17406108

>>17406091
They protect their husbands like any monsters. But they are not protective in particular (like Hellhounds, Ochimushas, etc.) and neither are they warriors (martial artists)

Anon was asking why protectionfags dont gravitate to Jiangshis, I simply stated the reasons. Namely that protectionfags gravitate to particularily protective MGs and/or warrior MGs and that Jiangshi is neither of those.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 20:23:43 2017 No.17406115 >>17406095 Ah okay, sorry. I misunderstood you then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 20:24:47 2017 No.17406121 >>17406108 I guess you're right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 20:28:04 2017 No.17406139 >>17406077 what do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 20:56:30 2017 No.17406267 File: 310 KB, 582x900, 1302306964342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dead

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 20:56:41 2017 No.17406268 Now what truly is a mystery is why protectionfags dont drool over the Minotaur. They are all warriors, insanely strong, dominant, rough sex and are chiseled with muscles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:00:31 2017 No.17406283 >>17406268 dont like muscles, minotaur gets locked in the veal fattning pen until those mucles melt away

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:00:49 2017 No.17406287 >>17406268 Proud, lewd Hellhound > A literal Bull dyke

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:02:54 2017 No.17406293 File: 557 KB, 886x1500, 3ecd1e58b091572a56640bdcb6f477d1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17406267 not really a protectionfag, but I like musclecows

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:03:48 2017 No.17406295 File: 768 KB, 1280x1837, 018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How adept are you at teasing your waifu, anons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:04:05 2017 No.17406296 >>17406283 Fatfags are scum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:04:12 2017 No.17406297 >>17406287 But can Hellhound match Mina's abs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:06:36 2017 No.17406307 >>17406295 I just ask her for a set of all sets that do not include themselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:06:44 2017 No.17406310 >>17406283 I...What? A protectionfag that doesn't like muscles? >>17406296 Strongfat I can get behind but I don't understand why anyone wanting to be protected would want a fatty.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:09:30 2017 No.17406318

>>17406295
I just handhold my Ochimusha as we walk the town, then move on to cling my arms with her, after a while I move to put my arm around her waist with my hand touching her abs. Then she gets pissed as fuck when the day ends and nothing else happened but she doesnt dare to complain. I look forward the day she snaps and rapes me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:10:13 2017 No.17406320 File: 73 KB, 500x395, I read it for the articles.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I make the most of a modeling career in MGC? I want to be the centerfold for Rape Monthly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:11:53 2017 No.17406328 >>17406283 >Protectionfag >Doesnt like muscles Well, you raised my hope of portals opening one day, since you are rarer than that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:14:12 2017 No.17406334 >>17406320 By being the fattest, most faceless man there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:15:47 2017 No.17406344 Spanking pregnant MGs!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:16:43 2017 No.17406349 >>17406344 I'd rather rub their bellies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:19:00 2017 No.17406358 >>17406349 Why not both at once?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:19:11 2017 No.17406359 >>17406349 Spanking the bellies of pregnant MG's!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:19:44 2017 No.17406361 File: 1.27 MB, 1507x1887, 1489846507601.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17406267 Cute jiangshis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:20:04 2017 No.17406362 >>17406358 Awkward positioning is why. >>17406359 Anon no, think of the kids!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:21:44 2017 No.17406369 >>17406362 You have to get creative anon, you'd have to do something like have her on all fours while you kneel next to her with one hand on her belly and the other on her butt.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:22:47 2017 No.17406372

>MFW every time I think of a Satyros story it's some fucking well-traveled monk of Bacchus returning home to his mentor and lover, a stacked Satyros with a beauty mark who prefers to work in the vineyards completely topless as a memento of nostalgia

Send help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:23:06 2017 No.17406375 >>17406362 Yeah, what >>17406369 said

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:23:08 2017 No.17406376 >>17406344 For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:23:46 2017 No.17406378 >>17406369 >You have to get creative anon how does one become creative?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:24:52 2017 No.17406381 >>17406369 >>17406375 I dunno, may as well have her lay belly up in my lap so that its less strenuous on her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:26:17 2017 No.17406386 >>17406376 Not him, but it sounds like fun. >>17406378 It's really expensive stuff anon. >>17406381 That would work too!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:39:43 2017 No.17406420 File: 60 KB, 581x764, 1481821597113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17404115 >>17404137 I really need this, but with a Hellhound, or maybe a Manticore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:54:20 2017 No.17406450 File: 939 KB, 2039x1378, DFbTUwmWAAA4-v9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:58:13 2017 No.17406458 >>17406450 Adorable daughter. Please tell me it ends well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:58:43 2017 No.17406461 >>17406268 I had a dream about running a bbq with a minotaur.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 22:02:45 2017 No.17406472 >>17406420 I want a manticore with tremendous breasts that would make a holst blush.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 22:29:39 2017 No.17406538 File: 109 KB, 451x908, 1501554579644.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17406450 SNAKE BLOWJOB

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 22:32:14 2017 No.17406543 >>17406472 I want a Manticore whose growth all went to her tail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 22:39:48 2017 No.17406564 >>17406543 So a lolicore with a daiki sized tail?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 22:43:16 2017 No.17406573 >>17406543 Some monsters are all about the tail. Manticores, Lilims and Ratatoskrs come to mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 22:57:08 2017 No.17406603 File: 259 KB, 1000x1089, 1501556228487.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17406543 I know a girl you'd like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 23:02:59 2017 No.17406627 >>17406420 I have a soft spot for manticores with anything that isn't a sadistic face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 23:12:26 2017 No.17406657 >>17406603 But anon, that tail is too small for my dick!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 23:19:47 2017 No.17406675 File: 156 KB, 900x700, 1501557587692.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17406657 It's big enough for your body.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 23:21:41 2017 No.17406680

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that hellhound eyes have a variety of flame colors, with blue white being the hottest burning.

There's no real effect and MAMMY BAMMY cancels out the damage it would do but its something to think about

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 23:26:09 2017 No.17406694 >>17406675 >tfw no 18 Automaton

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 23:26:15 2017 No.17406696 >>17406573 Ratatoskrs that can hug their big tails at night for warmth and protection

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 23:27:23 2017 No.17406700 >>17406680 At least these shitty posts you're making daily will tell me once you're finally an hero.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 23:30:38 2017 No.17406706 >>17406700 Silly anon, how can you kill that which has no life?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 23:31:18 2017 No.17406709 >>17406700 wow rude

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 23:34:43 2017 No.17406725 File: 1.68 MB, 2250x1800, 1479194639378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >someone on /d/ actually bought a pillow with a picture of Miia cuddling a daki pit of me on it. oh man i'm dying

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 23:35:32 2017 No.17406727 >>17406725 Okay, that's just a little weird.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 23:37:16 2017 No.17406733 >>17406725 To be honest the design of the dude in the picture is so featureless it could really look like most men.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 23:39:41 2017 No.17406739 >>17406733 It was tagged as darling in some sites because of that. It's pretty much generic self insert with glasses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 23:44:52 2017 No.17406752 >>17406725 The Monster Girl thread on /d/ should serve as proof as to why we should stay here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 23:44:58 2017 No.17406753 >>17406700 Judging by posting habits, I think you'll go long before him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 23:47:46 2017 No.17406761 File: 180 KB, 900x817, 1499542369093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder to stay out of zones that are too high level for you. Grind on weaker monsters first before tackling the harder instances.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 23:56:47 2017 No.17406787 Friendly reminder that if your waifu has small hands people will think she's weird and ugly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 23:57:52 2017 No.17406789 >>17406752 Or just use whatever you want and ignore the shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 00:01:05 2017 No.17406798 File: 372 KB, 1024x1160, 3c162bab4ad31c4ba5d113191c22e2b9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17406787 You mean proportionally, right? Mice never have big hands any other way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 00:04:24 2017 No.17406807 >>17406798 What is wrong with that mouse?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 00:08:44 2017 No.17406826 >>17405752 You need more insight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 00:09:19 2017 No.17406829 File: 743 KB, 545x961, 1654658765498456.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17406807 Urge to make babies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 00:20:47 2017 No.17406858 >>17405346 stream the movie if you're so great

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 00:25:33 2017 No.17406874 File: 1.58 MB, 1080x1920, __basilisk_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_midnight_banyex__43e63a37f1f0ec0cb9d5b83403ceda7b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17400441 Yep. Especially when she don't have her mask.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 00:26:36 2017 No.17406880 >>17406798 You know what they say about girls with small hands, right? They can sound you with their pinky.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 00:28:29 2017 No.17406884 >>17406880 nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 00:29:43 2017 No.17406886 >>17406874 Nobody cared who she was till she took off the mask

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 00:30:50 2017 No.17406891 >>17406880 Why is it always about thing in urethra with you anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 00:31:46 2017 No.17406897 >>17406891 Feels good man

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 00:32:59 2017 No.17406902 >>17406874 Tell me about Basilisk! Why does she wear a mask?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 00:33:28 2017 No.17406905 >>17406880 >>17406897 kill yourself KDF

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 00:36:23 2017 No.17406910 >>17406880 yeah, but the fisting is sub par

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 00:36:56 2017 No.17406913 >>17406905 Since when is KDF a CBT guy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 00:40:47 2017 No.17406931 File: 316 KB, 800x1000, Singingwaifu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw your mg waifu will never sing sultry songs to you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LvEj01NBmQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 00:41:58 2017 No.17406936 >>17406905 That's not me anon. >>17406913 Since a long time though, but only the very, very light stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 00:44:09 2017 No.17406942 >>17406913 >>17406936 What isn't KDF into these days?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 00:51:19 2017 No.17406965 >>17406942 I mean, there's a bunch of stuff I'm not into anon. NTR, blood/piss/scat, most transformation, futa, un-comfy stuff like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 00:58:25 2017 No.17406990 >>17406886 The first Anon who married one probably thought she's just a Lamia wearing a mask.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 01:01:25 2017 No.17407000 >>17398180 >https://pastebin.com/YqgjiuDx This... seems familiar. Am I imagining things, or does any anon remember reading any other surprise maid stories on here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 01:03:36 2017 No.17407009 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 01:18:20 2017 No.17407071 File: 51 KB, 612x346, creepfox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17406965 >drops the f bomb

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 01:19:11 2017 No.17407076 >>17407071 Yeah, I don't quite care for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 01:21:39 2017 No.17407085 >>17407076 thats cool man you like what you like and don't what you don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 01:23:07 2017 No.17407089 >>17406965 Huh. I overestimated you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 01:42:21 2017 No.17407126 >>17406942 >>17406965 Loving wholesome relationships

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 01:46:19 2017 No.17407135 >>17407126 What are you talking about anon, I'm very in to those.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 01:56:48 2017 No.17407151 >>17407126 But part of KDF's thing is he's super saccharine about that stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 02:21:35 2017 No.17407261 >>17406965 I could've sworn you were into futa.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 02:45:37 2017 No.17407310 File: 125 KB, 600x450, cf1290af88e3b43a5dee9ad0c8cbb9cd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sleepy thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 02:51:41 2017 No.17407324 >>17407310 Sleepy doragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 03:07:07 2017 No.17407361 File: 98 KB, 990x1200, DF-BbIuXYAEVWIY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Western monster girls are usually trash, but sometimes you find a decent one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 03:09:42 2017 No.17407365 >>17407361 Woah, that butt. Gonna spank.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 03:12:48 2017 No.17407368 >>17407365 Would you want a Succubus warrior to bend over and let you spank her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 03:14:43 2017 No.17407369 >>17407368 Yeah, but if she's a warrior she's gotta let me touch those abs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 03:21:27 2017 No.17407382 >>17407369 Anon, she'll let you lie your head in her lap so it's pressed against her abs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 03:23:24 2017 No.17407387 >>17407382 Is this a service succubus provide? Lap pillows?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 03:23:58 2017 No.17407388 >>17407387 Lap pillows, chest pillows, ass pillows...

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 03:26:56 2017 No.17407393 >>17407388 Best pillows? Wonder what happens when you summon a succubus and ask if you can rest your head on her lap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 03:28:52 2017 No.17407399 >>17407393 See if she doesn't resort to some earplay

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 03:52:43 2017 No.17407442 File: 108 KB, 635x903, DGEo7t4VwAEP7OM.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dead thread, let's talk about this pretty little slut.

Anonymous Tue Aug 1 03:56:21 2017 No.17407452
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dwagon spway

I don't actually care about this fotm tripe. I'm just schooling someone on how to do a proper transparency. It's not the best, but it's better than the fuzzy white garbage he's spraying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 03:56:23 2017 No.17407453 >>17407442 Onis are lewd

Anonymous Tue Aug 1 04:17:55 2017 No.17407497
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>>17407442
Shuten is one of the lewdest Onis out there, there is no end to all the great art of her and her popularity is definitely deserved
Ibaraki is less arousing, but her design is much more interesting and appealing in a monstrous way + she has better horns

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 05:39:09 2017 No.17407700 >>17407452 Normal kanna is for protecting, that kanna is for adult things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 06:10:11 2017 No.17407748 File: 1.89 MB, 1920x1080, [HorribleSubs] Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon - 06 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_04.49_[2017.02.19_16.04.24].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17407700 Protecting with your dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 06:18:45 2017 No.17407755 >>17407452 Looks good. >>17407700 Both are for fucking at the same time in a threesome after using cloning magic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 06:29:08 2017 No.17407761 >>17407497 Banana

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 06:34:08 2017 No.17407769 >>17407761 Blond hair on Onis is godlike, call her banana all you want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 07:34:45 2017 No.17407920 File: 97 KB, 851x1200, DGI65bLV0AArRN2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thread is so dead that only a high level Lich could revive it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 07:37:25 2017 No.17407925 >>17407920 Gonna boop her ttities

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 07:41:38 2017 No.17407936 >>17407920 Maybey post a better drawn one

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 07:48:48 2017 No.17407951 >>17407920 We need more dead shroom soup.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 08:01:43 2017 No.17407981 >>17407951 You'd attract tons Skeletons, Zombies and Ghouls with a dead shroom soup And when the soup runs out you'll have to feed them with something else

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 08:12:40 2017 No.17407994 >>17401679 A weird thought just occurred to me- Krakens, Giant Slugs, Mindflayers, Scylla and the like... ...Are they invertebrate?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 08:21:24 2017 No.17408014 >>17407994 They're all classified as mollusc-type, so it's safe to assume that yes Scyllas are also known to hide in narrow spaces thanks to that

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 08:23:22 2017 No.17408021 File: 796 KB, 694x1000, 63388674_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17407442 Shame she isn't that great of an Assassin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 08:24:45 2017 No.17408026 >>17408021 She's a decent arts one but Jack is the end all be all. Would gladly shuten and banana though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 08:39:24 2017 No.17408082 >>17408021 She doesn't assassinate people, she assassinates virginity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 08:39:49 2017 No.17408084 >>17407920 >you will never tongue a thicc Liches booty

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 08:42:16 2017 No.17408093 >>17408082 Would fill that oni to the brim.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 08:43:37 2017 No.17408101 File: 991 KB, 1100x1555, 58535352_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17408026 >>17408082 >Shuten an Jack will never sit on your face

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 08:46:56 2017 No.17408112 File: 2.87 MB, 294x125, STREAM THAT FILM IF YOU'RE SO GREAT.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17406858

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 08:47:12 2017 No.17408113 >>17408101 No no no. One of them needs to sit on my face. The other needs to be on my dick. That's how it goes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 08:52:34 2017 No.17408133 >>17408101 Shuten and Ibaraki are a pair, you can't separate them like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 08:56:54 2017 No.17408150 >>17408133 Make it a foursome then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 08:58:44 2017 No.17408154 File: 351 KB, 506x759, マツモトトモヨヒ-茨木童子-random.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17408133 Banana is only thicc in fanart though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 08:59:39 2017 No.17408158 >>17408133 At that point why not throw in all the other girls, like that one with the braid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 09:01:05 2017 No.17408162 >>17408150 At that point why not throw in all the other girls, like that one with the braid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 09:02:38 2017 No.17408169 >>17408162 That's not very specific.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 09:04:26 2017 No.17408176 >>17408162 Which one and what color hair? Actually, adding Nursery Rhyme, whose basically a living doll, would be good too. She's a friend of Jacks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 09:04:57 2017 No.17408179 >>17408169 The pink one from fateshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 09:16:35 2017 No.17408203 >>17408179 ....Florence?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 09:18:04 2017 No.17408209 >>17408203 No the other one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 09:18:12 2017 No.17408210 >>17408203 He's shitposting about Asolfo, the fucking trap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 09:18:14 2017 No.17408211 File: 125 KB, 900x1200, Lilim at the beach.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 09:22:41 2017 No.17408220 >>17408210 Ah. Ok. Asfolto is for alping and having as a bro, not really wife material. I seriously forgot he even exists sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 09:23:31 2017 No.17408222 >>17408210 >trap Uh oh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 09:27:02 2017 No.17408235 >>17408209 >>17408210 >trapfaggots trying to push their shit where it doesn't belong >again And to think their only excuse for doing so are Alps and because it's "popular".

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 09:40:25 2017 No.17408263 >>17408235 >one cancer attracts other cancer BIG NEWS Trannyshit is just as bad as trapshit desu senpai, especially since it's the same fetish of fucking a man who pretends/turned into girl Both should go

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 09:40:32 2017 No.17408264 Clingy Kitsune -Bis that follow you around and are jealous of your childhood friend!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 09:44:40 2017 No.17408272 File: 486 KB, 800x1000, massage.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does anyone know about a story with a focus on giving/receiving massage?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 09:52:34 2017 No.17408295 >>17408101 Facesitting is lame, pear-shaped lolis look better on all fours or sitting on your dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 09:53:15 2017 No.17408298 >>17408272 There was a manticore massage story, don't remember title or artists though

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 09:59:10 2017 No.17408318 >>17408210 If it's cute I don't care

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 09:59:51 2017 No.17408320 File: 322 KB, 1071x1051, Bapho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Hey mister paladin, wanna try sabbath ?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 10:00:04 2017 No.17408322 >>17408295 They're best for pressing against the wall and using their rears to your hearts content.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 10:00:12 2017 No.17408324 >>17408235 Alps have vaginas anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 10:00:28 2017 No.17408326 >>17408272 I recall awhile back a story about an Anubis getting a massage that lead into sex. It was good. Anybody remember that one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 10:01:37 2017 No.17408330 >>17408320 I am ambivalent, small goat woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 10:01:40 2017 No.17408332 >>17408320 Does you sitting on my face count as "trying Sabbath"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 10:02:24 2017 No.17408336 >>17408324 Doesn't stop shitters from posting traps anyways.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 10:05:38 2017 No.17408354 >>17408320 I would go for most sabbath girls but for some reason super goat just doesn't activate my almonds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 10:08:04 2017 No.17408365 >>17408235 If it's cute why split hairs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 10:09:57 2017 No.17408373 >>17408365 >hurr let me shitpost with shit totally unrelated to the threads because it's kawaii You seem pretty out of touch if you don't know why folks think you trapfags are as bad as furfags.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 10:15:20 2017 No.17408394 >>17408320 That midriff is perfect

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 10:22:37 2017 No.17408420 >>17408332 Yes. Yes it does.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 10:23:42 2017 No.17408423 >>17408354 That's roughly how I feel about Witches. Familiars and Baphomets are great, but Witches do nothing for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 10:32:37 2017 No.17408440 File: 2.37 MB, 2200x1400, 04.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17408423 Rude!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 10:35:25 2017 No.17408454 >>17408440 I like <monster> girls, okay? Humans with funny hats do nothing for me. Not that there's anything wrong with funny hats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 10:53:47 2017 No.17408517 >>17408423 I prefer a loli Dark Mage and Demon to Witch and Devil respectively, the officially permaloli girls drew short straws on those ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 10:56:21 2017 No.17408532 >>17408517 I want a shortstack witch, devil, and familiar. Would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 11:00:09 2017 No.17408543 >>17408211 lilim tiddies

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 11:03:46 2017 No.17408562 >>17408517 >loli Dark Mage and Demon What

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 11:13:59 2017 No.17408587 >>17408320 I want to hug a Baphomet

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 11:15:11 2017 No.17408590 >>17408562 Demons could work, but Dark Mage lolis are redundant when Witches exist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 11:16:56 2017 No.17408597 >>17408320 How about I try you instead! >>17408354 See, I'm the opposite. Baphomet are the only Sabbath girls I'd go for. In fact, they're the only loli I'd ever go for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 11:17:15 2017 No.17408599 >>17408423 I'd like them more if they weren't yet another boring loli-only species.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 11:17:51 2017 No.17408600 >>17408562 >loli DM Just a witch who isn't Sabbath affiliated Fair enough >loli Demon Devil but with contracts? Splitting hairs, Anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 11:20:22 2017 No.17408606 >>17408599 So go for the Dark Mages. Different species are made to appeal to different tastes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 11:24:12 2017 No.17408620 >>17408600 Contracts written in crayon no less!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 11:24:23 2017 No.17408621 >>17408606 Except Witches are objectively boring. Baphomets are straight up a more interesting alternative.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 11:26:20 2017 No.17408630 >>17408620 >Anon must feed me candy every day >Anon must head pat me always

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 11:30:48 2017 No.17408646 File: 214 KB, 432x600, IMG_2111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17408621 I mean I'm not gonna argue with you there.

Anonymous Tue Aug 1 11:32:31 2017 No.17408654

>>17408590
Dark Mages aren't Sabbath-affiliatated and are more of lone wolves, that's already a pretty fundamental difference in personalities.

>>17408600
I see Demons as having more elegantly or cleverly seductive tones than Devils, even as lolis. Additionally Demons have superior physical features.
And the contracts are a better gimmic than you think, a lolidemon could start breaking the ice by making small temporary contracts about practicing increasingly lewd things with you for "mutually beneficial terms", or something else like that.

I feel like I'm becoming some kind of a cognac enthusiast equivalent of monstergirls with how I analyze subtle tones and differences.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 11:33:49 2017 No.17408663 >>17408630 Adorable. Would give pie without even having to sign a contract.

Anonymous Tue Aug 1 11:36:01 2017 No.17408675

>>17408654

Personally, I prefer genki Devils over ara~ara Demons. Maybe age them up a bit from the profile pic, though.

Tangentially related, but I always tear up at that pic of Devil-chan with the sushi. I think I would prefer a Devil caretaker over either maid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 11:41:52 2017 No.17408702 >>17408675 >that pic of Devil-chan with the sushi What pic?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 11:47:15 2017 No.17408735 >>17408702 Extra art from MGE2, I think

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 11:52:58 2017 No.17408758 Where does a Raiju take a man she has tased so she can have some privacy with him away from the Ushis? She just happens to have a love shack?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 11:57:36 2017 No.17408779 >>17408320 Barb please stop, I'm weak to Baphomets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 11:57:57 2017 No.17408781 >>17408758 Yeah, they act as fast as lightning.

Anonymous Tue Aug 1 11:58:10 2017 No.17408782

>>17408675
I prefer a sly and seductive loli Demon that knows how to hide her true lewdness until it's the best time to push your buttons with it. One moment you're agreeing on a simple contract that lets her practice kissing with your for a while, but after the kisses have start to get more and more sexual with her moaning into your mouth and doing things to seemingly cocktease you by accident, she'll remind you that the contract paper had a fine print on the other side that says the second party Anon is allowed to touch her with his hands as much as he wants to enhance the experience. Then she'll see how far you'll go molesting her body while she [smugs internally]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 12:01:02 2017 No.17408798 >>17408781 It seems a little bit frightening

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 12:03:20 2017 No.17408807 >>17408798 The guy won't even notice, especially if she catcges him from behind. He'd also get used to those shocks fast, so no need to worry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 12:04:39 2017 No.17408814 >>17408798 But she does it with expert timing

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 12:10:48 2017 No.17408841 File: 99 KB, 546x772, C_dGkNVUAAAPw87.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 12:11:35 2017 No.17408845 >>17408841 Gonna rub her cheeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 12:19:39 2017 No.17408870 >>17408841 Mofu demon? Looks perfect for hugging.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 12:23:06 2017 No.17408885 File: 93 KB, 850x721, barbnacho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17408320 I will become the Onii-san on the Wall for Barb's baphos and nachos

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