/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What are /jp/'s Ten desires

[Anonymous No.]

to eat pizza pie

[Anonymous No.]

>>17420895
For /e/ posters to go to /e/
For /a/ posters to go to /a/
For /d/ posters to go to /d/
For /vg/ posters to go to /vg/
For /v/ posters to go to /v/
For /cgl/ posters to go to /cgl/
For /r9k/ posters to go to /r9k/
For /s/ posters to go to /s/
For /jp/ to be deleted
For ghost posting to be fixed

[Anonymous No.]

1 to 10 is just food and drinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17420917
Every minute every second

[Anonymous No.]

To list ass twice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17420895
To impregnate Kasen and make her give birth to a half-breed baby

To drink concentrated fairy pee

To receive a nursing handjob from a mommy 2hu

To punch Reimu in her girl-nuts

To smell Marisa's bloomers

To fuck Tewi

To bully Reisen

To eat at a buffet with Yuyuko

To have Nitori give me a prostate exam

To serve as the Yama's living footstool as eternal punishment for these previous perverted desires

[Anonymous No.]

>>17420939
might as well have 2004 4chan all over again

[Anonymous No.]

>>17420895
In no particular order:
To become Marisa's apprentice.
To have a biology nerd-out with Yuuka.
To visit the Scarlet Devil Mansion on a cold winter's night.
To hug and be hugged by all the old hags.
To go spelunking underground and visit the Palace of the Earth Spirits.
To be surprised by Kogasa.
To listen to Raiko's drumming.
To become good enough that I can 1cc every game on normal or higher.
To learn danmakufu so I can code my own patterns.
For Gensokyo to become real.

[Anonymous No.]

1) To chew Reimu out over the Jinyou incident.

2) To hit Alice with a shovel.

3) To not pay for sex with Tewi.

4) To nyaa Satori's pantsu.

5) To hug Okuu. Just hug. No funny business.

6) To be kissed, turned to goop, and slurped up by Yamame.

7) To overfeed Yuyuko.

8) To make a fairy pop by using her as an onahole.

9) To steal Shou's pagoda.

10) To burn down Byakuren's den of heresy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17421009
A true connoisseur

[Anonymous No.]

To find some meaning in life and goals

x10

[Anonymous No.]

>>17420895
For Sanae to have 1 thread
For Sanae to have 2 threads
For Sanae to have 3 threads
For Sanae to have 4 threads
For Sanae to have 5 threads
For Sanae to have 6 threads
For Sanae to have 7 threads
For Sanae to have 8 threads
For Sanae to have 8 threads
For Sanae to have 10 threads

[Anonymous No.]

For nostalgiafags to shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17421256
while you're at it can you get the tide to stop coming in

[Anonymous No.]

>>17421129
With a "downtime" until moot "fixes" some things.

[Anonymous No.]

#1: To look at desire #2
#2: To look at desire #3
#3: To look at desire #4
#4: To look at desire #5
#5: To look at desire #6
#6: To look at desire #7
#7: To look at desire #8
#8: To look at desire #9
#9: To look at desire #10
#10: You just got tricked >:)

[Anonymous No.]

I want to look like Sanae.

[Anonymous Youkai No.]

>>17420895
1) To make love with Sanae

2) Impregnate her

3) Do 1 while she is still pregnant with my child

4) Switch body with her

5) Give birth to a little half-youkai baby

6) Become a hot, young MILF

7) To have horny tentacle sex

8) To get pregnant

9) Give birth to many little tentacle monsters

10) Basically repeat 7, 8, and 9

[Anonymous No.]

>>17420895

1) Marry Yamame

2) Kiss Yamame

3) Princess-carry Yamame

4) Holding Yamame's hands

5) Making love with Yamame

6) Go on a date with Yamame

7) Hug Yamame

8) Cuddle with Yamame

9) Headpat Yamame

10) Build a happy family with Yamame

[Anonymous No.]

To become god
2-9: indulge in the lewdest pleasures I would create for myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17421867
In that order?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17421875

[Anonymous No.]

>>17421878
All in one go

[Anonymous No.]

>>17421905
At the same time too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17421910
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17421932
You really like Yamame, don't you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17421943
I do!

[Anonymous No.]

1 to 10 are wondering why my threads get deleted

[Anonymous Youkai No.]

>>17421867
I had always liked her a lot, you guys made me remembered her now...
I guess I will have to change my wishes and desires...

[Anonymous No.]

1) Marry Futo
2) Kiss Futo
3) Princess-carry Futo
4) Holding Futos hands underneath her giant sleeves
5) Making love with Futo under the bedsheets with the lights turned on so I can see in her beautiful eyes
6) Go on a date with Futo
7) Hug Futo
8) Cuddle with Futo
9) Headpat Futo
10) Build a happy family with Futo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17421988
There's a thread about her here on /jp/

>>17422003
Fun fact, Futo is actually the most popular TD character according to the recent poll.

[Anonymous No.]

you listed ass twi-
nvm

[Anonymous No.]

>>17422003
I like Futo. She need more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17422307
Shes pretty cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17420895
for Alice to cure me of my crippling anxiety and depression with her love
to marry Alice
to become an immortal magician (specializing in dick magic) so I can spend eternity with Alice
to fill her with cummies 3+ times per day
to have many babies with her
to arrange marriages for our sons to all the blondes in Gensokyo
to drive an rx-7 just once to hear the Wankle from the inside
to be /fit/ for my /2hu/
to resist temptation by other qt3.14s
to permanently alter the genetic makeup of the human population of Gensokyo due to the quantity of progeny we produce

[Anonymous No.]

>>17421880
I mean in the sense of being omnipotent only.
Without human consciousness you can't enjoy human pleasures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17422008
>>17422307
>>17422477
Reason why Futo is so great

1) Cute as heck
2) Ye olde speak
3) cute little hat
4) sleeves longer than her arms
5) actually wanted to overcome the religious rivality between Taos and Bhuddists in ULiL but Ichirin refused to work together because Ichirin is a stupid fucking bhudist cunt
6) silver hair
7) ponytail
8) probably smells like candy
9) probably tastes like candy
10) a devoutet and perfect wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>17425426
Futo is shit dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>17423127
I'd cuck this guy because alice is mine
you can play with her puppets while she plays with my dick lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>17425477
Unzan pls go

[Anonymous No.]

1) To meet Sekibanki in a drinkhouse and unexpectedly bond over shitty drinks.
2) To get shit-faced with Sekibanki.
3) To get unceremoniously kicked out of the drinkhouse with Sekibanki.
4) To anyway continue drinking at Sekibanki's shitty little home near the outskirts of town.
5) To wake up in the morning with a thundering hangover on Sekibanki's couch, with Sekibanki awkwardly sprawled across.
6) To get scowled at by Sekibanki as she, too, wakes up and is none too pleased.
7) To get shooed out of Sekibanki's home within the hour, scowled at by her all the while.
8) To somehow arrive to work on time, sweaty, tired, and smelling of Sekibanki.
9) To spend the remainder of the day feeling awful and working up a fresh set of grievances to be drunk away.
10) To show up back at Sekibanki's door in the evening, two bottles in hand, not quite realising it to be the beginning of a long and wonderful (if self-destructive) acquaintance, held fast together by a love for alcohol and an unconfessed, but despairing, need for company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17425477
Fake News

[Potion Master No.]

1. Eirin
2. Eirin
3. Eirin
4. Eirin
5. Eirin
6. Eirin
7. Eirin
8. Eirin
9. Eirin
10. Yuugi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17427679
>TFW no Yuugi gf

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17420895
ass twice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17420895
1. Go to Gensokyo
2.Befriend Mokou
3. Befriend her friend Keine
4. Turn Mokou into a cuck by having a relationship and make-out and have sex with Keine in front of her
5. Aid Kaguya in turning Mokou into her personal sex slave
6. Join Suika's parties
7. Slay Youkai scum with Reimu
8. Befriend Youkai scum with Reimu because she's a hypocrite
8. For Yukari to not have a huge futa cock so my ass and throat are safe... probably.
10. Remove Kasen's buns

[Anonymous No.]

>>17420895
Remove youkai x10

[Anonymous No.]

>>17427733

[Anonymous No.]

>>17428146

[Anonymous No.]

>>17428301

[Anonymous No.]

>>17428347
That's a very cute picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>17428354
True. Futo is for loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17428371
oh man
I would like to see the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17427679
1. Eirin
2. Eirin.
3. (　ﾟ∀ﾟ)o彡゜
4. Eirin
5. Eirin
6. (　ﾟ∀ﾟ)o彡゜
7. Eirin
8. Eirin
9. (　ﾟ∀ﾟ)o彡゜
10. Tasukete Eirin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17428371

[Anonymous No.]

>>17422003
>>17422477
>>17425426
>>17427529
>>17428301
>>17428347
>>17428354
>>17428371
Futo thread when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17428746
Yoshika also a cute, would pat head and call a good girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17428760
I don't think I can call communist a good girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17428782
She died a long time before China became communists, I doubt that she'd even know what communism is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17428793
I'm pretty sure the star on her hat is a communist symbol

[Anonymous No.]

>>17428827
Is Mei-Ling also a communist? or is it just Chinese fashion? (I think Ranma form Ranma½ also wore a similar hat from time to time)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17428845
All Chinese are communists, which aren't really a bad thing. Communist modernize Cuba and make it a great nation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17420895
1. Sex with Sekibanki
2. Sex with Alice
3. Sex with Sakuya
4. Sex with Tewi
5. Sex with Reimu
6. Sex with Kogasa
7. Sex with Mamizou
8. Sex with Youmu
9. Sex with Yuuka
10. Spaghetti cooked by the Japanese bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>17429142
>7. Sex with Mamizou
The hell it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17429142
You can do almost all of those as long as you have Mamizou, anon. More importantly, if she doesn't transform into other 2hus, is it Human Mamizou or Youkai Mamizou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17429229
BIG TANUKI BALLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17429142
Patrician taste anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17428782
Of course you can, just remember to fill her up with all the 'merican freedom you have.

[Anonymous No.]

Be used as a punching bag by Yuugi
Kiss feet of Remilia
Genuflect before the Yama as she scolds me
Have the Three Fairies of Light fart on my face
Have face used as Patchouli's chair
Drink holy water of Sanae
Eat Tewi's shit
Be trampled by Aya
Be crushed by a giant, drunken Suika
Open a flower shop with Yuuka

After all that, I would finally feel fulfilled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17434991
>eat tewi's shit
But why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438653
It MIGHT taste like rainbows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438677
or it might taste like carrots

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438653

rabbits are corpophages

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438693
She's gonna be a necrophage when I'm done with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438653
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

1) Go on a date Aya
2) Princess-carry Aya
3) Kiss Aya
4) Holding Aya's hands
5) Making love with Aya
6) Marry Aya
7) Hug Aya with her hugging me back with her wings
8) Cuddle with Aya
9) Headpat Aya
10) Build a happy family with Aya

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440594
11) Eat tasty Tamagoyaki made with eggs laid by Aya

[Anonymous No.]

1. To have a party at the Hakurei Shrine
2. To Dance with Reimu
3. To do thoughtography with Hatate
4. Do divination with Sumi
5. Drink with Everyone
6. Party at Eientei
7. Danmaku battle with Yukari
8. Have a NDE with Yukari
9. Any post above this
10. Do it all with /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445020
>Do it all with /jp/

Thanks, my dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17434991
I understand and share all of your desires
Let's work together to fulfill them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17428354
she's asking to get fucked by tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>17448290
Lies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17428966
Get the FUCK out, commie pig

[Anonymous Youkai No.]

>>17448290
I will be glad to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17448772