Monster Girl Thread

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Cute Wendigos

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Maids are olev

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Pharaoh is love. Divine love!

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>>17434077
More like fearsome wendigos.

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>>17434080
They're not scary, they're just hungry!

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>>17434079
I don't want to agree with you, but I do.

How did this happen?

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>>17434089
I wonder how much meat it takes to fill a wendigo.

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>>17434089
how do we make them scary?

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This is exactly why you should never go into a Jinko jungle or forest dutring mating season or wearing catnip.

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>>17434079
Is it possible for a man to become a Pharaoh's equal by marrying her, or is he doomed to remain merely the Pharaoh's property?

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>>17434092
Mythogically, they more they eat the larger they get in such a way that they are never satisfied.

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Gentlemen.... BEHOLD! In an effort to make the ideal bride, I have crossed this manticore with a shoggoth!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDUxc6MLXoM

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>>17434096
I'm fine with that personally, so long as I'm soley her property. But yeah, I'm sure there's some dude out there who could fuck for equality.

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>>17434093
Leave them behind on a mountaintop

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>>17434099
So exponential boob growth?
Or am I going to wander out near yak country and find tubby wendigos watching from the snow?

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>>17434094
I said it before and I'll say it again.

Those minichuffs cannot stop a determined anon.

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>>17434075
Im am super weak, but damn, thats a Baphomet I might be willing to go into her Husband Quest for!

Anyone knows what Baphomets's quests for the "superior men" exception are about?

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>>17434079
I want a Lich-Pharaoh!

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>>17434102
Cross a Jinko with a Hellhound or a Jinko with a Minotaur.

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You all still like daemons, right?
Full version: http://i.imgur.com/6XSo631.jpg

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>>17434132
>Hellcat.

Brilliant. Would love her.

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>>17434116
Do they look mini? I thought they were grown Jinkos.

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>>17434135
... Malal deamon?

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>>17434135
Malal please.

>>17434142
Yeah, those are lolis

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>>17434109
You'll have to help those Wendigos when they fall into deep snow, snow gets up to their boobs and they can't move

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>>17434149
I would.

I'd hoist them up and then lead them home for some meat and some hot chocolate.

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I want to go adventuring and run into a voluptuous nerd Lich' lair and defeat her by molestng her repeatedly.

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>>17434155
You and me both.

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>>17434154
Those are gonna be some happy, warm, cuddly Wendis

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>>17434158
Yep.
Would be lovely.

I do wonder how much one needs to have to keep wendis well fed and comfortable.

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>>17434157
I bet both of those Liches will be too preoccupied with their pregnancies and later childcare to do evil anymore. An easy victory for justice!

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>>17434162
Yak meat, lots of fur brushing, and more meat

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So your aggressive waifu accidentally said something rude enough to make you go home alone. Now she is standing outside your house with a boombox blaring a certain song to let you know she is sorry. What song is it?

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>>17434169
Exactly.
Turning a lich into a big, soft, brood mother is the best way to keep her from doing evil.

Hard to do dark deeds when she has triplets on the way and massive tits.

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>>17434169
Evil is to be worshipped, not ruined

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>>17434173
That would be good, although I may need to be careful lest I overfeed them.

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>ywn bend your generic succubus wife over a table and impregnate her
Why live

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>>17434176
But if all Liches get vigorously bred, the Lich population will explode and the problem will come back ten times as bad in a couple of decades. It'd be much better to get them addicted to anal sex and turn them into mindbroken buttsluts who are too busy begging the heroes who defeated them for more anal penetration to do evil.

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>>17434094
You are aware that with Jinkos, likeli loli ones already have the strenght of an average guy, right? Its just that unlike the adults ones they arent tens of times of times stronger. So anon will still get raped.

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>>17434179
I want to worship an evil girl's feet with my dick and cum.

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>>17434185
>>17434185
No, you go out and get those litchs into normal careers and normal boyfriends while you keep their moms pumped full.....

Although I wouldn't be against filling a lich till her body is bloated and she's begging for her rear to be used by me.

Can you imagine beating one, shattering her phylactery and then hitting her with an orgasm denial spell?

All those years, if not decades, of forgotten sensations only rushing up but being fully denied would be the best.

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>>17434194
I hope the spell leaves her hanging exactly under the level of orgasm so she can't help but beg to be fucked harder or softer, however she likes it. She'd be screaming in pleasure for hours and begging for release with a slurred voice at the end of it.

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>>17434203
Exactly.

Keep yourself going and fill her up but leave her just a hair short of being able to feel it herself.

Fuck her wildly, fuck her softly, fuck her every which way until she's nearly in tears and begging for what feels like centuries of release.

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>>17434179
I want to be a neutral good hero who defeats a evil lich by giving myself up as a specimen to her.

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>>17434207
Of course you'd release the spell, right? You wouldn't just torture her like that. I for one would fuck her for hours until she's got a mind-shattering multiple orgasm pent up and then release the spell just as I told her I loved her and kissed her for the first time so it all hit her seemingly as a result of the confession and kiss. She'd be instantly addicted to me.

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>>17434116
Yeah, if only these lolis were trained in a discipline that involved beating people stronger than then like martial ar-..... oh wait!

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>>17434232
I'd go till I'm through and she's a twitching, broken mess.

THEN I'd hit her with a kiss and release the spell.

Gonna have to get some anti-magic going to keep her from trying to take revenge though.

>>17434236
They're just tackling him and trying to wrestle him down that way.

That's not that hard to avoid defeat from.

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>>17434116
You are aware that with Jinkos, likeli loli ones already have the strenght of an average guy, right? Its just that unlike the adults ones they arent tens of times of times stronger. So anon will still get raped.

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>>17434242
They are just imitating their moms or being nice, as long as anon really starts to get difficult, he will get the black belt kicks and punches in the gut. Or maybe anon knows how bad it can get for him if he resists so he is allowing them to take him down that way.

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>>17434242
You know what would be the best?
If she likes it hard, keep fucking her like an animal for hours without letting her cum, and then tell her you're going to try something different. Then you start doing the gentlest, cuddliest slow sex you can imagine while slowly releasing the spell so she starts getting more and more orgasms until the gets a massive multiple from being cummed inside while being kissed in the lotus position. That'd really show her that good is better than evil.

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>>17434242
They are just imitating their moms or being nice, as soon as anon really starts to get difficult, he will get the black belt kicks and punches in the gut. Or maybe anon knows how bad it can get for him if he resists so he is allowing them to take him down that way.

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>>17434127
Isn't that redundant already, because I mean a pharaoh is an undead type.

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>>17434265
It could just be a brown Lich queen?

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I need to find that story with the office demon.

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We need more people writing stories.

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>>17434282
I don't see you writing anything except that post.

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>>17434282
But words is hard.

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>>17434282
I have stories, and im working on one right now, just been holding it off for a while. It's done just it needs to be proof-read, so I'll get that done soon.

Hopefully you anons like it.

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What do baphomets wear when they disguise themselves as humans?

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How about a oni that could change her appearance at will?

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>>17434282
No one likes the girls i want to write about

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>>17434285
I'm working on my own. But I cant work on it right now.

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>>17434282
Anons should stop shitting on everyone who does, or the ones who like them should post about liking them. It's no wonder people stop posting them eventually when a thousand people read the story and the only person who reacts posts lol go home faget.

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>>17434300
Siths? Alp? Humpty?
Or maybe smoke hobo?

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>>17434306
Actually humpty is one of them, but no none of the other shitpost tier girls

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>>17434296
How about yes please

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>>17434304
To be fair quite a few anons have stated they don't touch the pastes

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>>17434282
I can't because /mgt/ rejects anything that isn't purely hetero vanilla sex.

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Kikimora raised by a Manticore.

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I want to write a fic about an anon going into a Bapho's quest and all the wacky situations they go through as she secretly helps him to succeed.

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>>17434319
I'm suddenly picturing a Kiki trying to perform a tailjob.

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>>17434296
She needs that hammer for that.
Also adult raj is the best, child is shit and demon is double shit.

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>>17434282
Do people post their stories somewhere else? It seems like the other possibilities are even worse than here.

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>>17434335
TouchFluffyTail is another mg story site

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>>17434335
There's tft, /monster/ and the wiki
There's all the forums but you have to sign up and in the case of MGU its not worth it

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I want to impregnate an automaton.

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>>17434340
What other options are there in forums other than MGU? I cant stand Gullinbursti so Redux is not an option for me.

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>>17434341
That fox has bizarre colors.

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How about a story regarding monkey Butlers?
I would like to see a kakuen in a suit, balancing a food tray on her tail.

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>>17434356
LEWD
IRON
WOMBS

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>>17434341
>green fox
There's something you don't see every day, huge tits too.

Would marry if her personality was as nice as her looks.

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I want to chase a loli spidergirl around the room while waving my shoe around!

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>>17434371
Well get at it my friend I cant wait to read it.

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>>17434371
>Kakuen train to be the perfect upstanding butler.
>she can't deny her nature so her lust as been building
>hard not to tease or lewd master
>master actdebtly gropes her ass
>the look of sheer depravity is there for a second before she wills it down
>only a matter of time before this monkey starts getting upto some business.

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>>17434341
It's a Demon!

Deeemoooonnnn!

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>>17434275
Beast did that I think.

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>>17434360
TMM, the monster multiverse
Mainly full of MGU oldfags
Also who is Gulinbursti

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>>17434304
Let's not pretend that certain writers don't deserve the hatred and bile flung at them.

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>>17434397
>her master always replies to her advances with "Quit monkeying around"
>her face has a 1000 yard stare on because of his overuse of this pun

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>>17434335
This >>17434340

And recently ff.net has gotten an MGE section

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>>17434320
Well, what's stopping you from doing it?

>>17434300
I know that feeling, but it's mostly because I use D&D girls more than anything,
preferably looking like Barb's girls. That and ELH keeps trying to mind assassinate me into Khornette hatefucking.

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Remove Shog, acquire brooms.

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>>17434417
>Not to mention the frequent use of 'stop chimping out on x'

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>>17434413
At this point all the ones that should be hated are either dead or have moved on from here.
That shigydigy guy is the only exception .

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>>17434445
>At this point all the ones that should be hated are either dead or have moved on from here.
As are the ones who shouldn't.

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>>17434419
>And recently ff.net has gotten an MGE section
Oh. I don't know if I should be happy or slightly worried. There are some good fanfics there but 95% is absolute garbage.
Might get some neat smut fics tho.

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>>17434282
But I'm writing one right now.

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>>17434320
I'm writing a fic about two human warriors going on a quest with a Bapho and all the wacky situations they go through as she blatantly shows no interest in keeping them alive.

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I would like to see a kiki obsesses over brooms snake does with guns in mgs3

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>>17434454
Currently there are 7 fics, 1 is tolerable and the other i would even reccoment for a little comfy kraken short
One is in spanish and the rest are trash of the highest order

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>>17434465
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>>17434482
>watermelon
Lewd!

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Which species of MGs husbands has the easiest time of it?

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>>17434452
We've still got some meh to good people here

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>>17434491
Dark Matter

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>>17434479
>Went to check them out
>One fan fic with 62,078 words
>Monstergirls vs Human Empire
Gregori, is that you?

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>>17434494
Dark (doesn't) matter.

I want to bully a dark matter.

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>>17434135
What the fuck I hate the big 4 now

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>>17434092
About this much meat
http://i.imgur.com/f1gVS9F.png

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>>17434491
Probabaly shog actually.

You can wake up in bed, and have it form into a wheel chair, and the Shog will carry you around and you don't even have to move.

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>>17434493
>still got some meh to good people here
You're satisfied with that?

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>>17434479
>>17434495
Oh wait, there's even more.
>Male Dragon / vampire hybrid
>He's the only male in his class
>But he's so shy XDDDDD
This place is a gold mine for shit and cringe

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>>17434503
>A trio of wendis will never nibble on your dick
Fuck this gay earth

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>>17434494
>Be the husband of a Dark Matter
>Be the living embodiment of the lust of every man in the realm
>You are a vessel for their lewdest fantasies
>With limitless libido, you are driven to unleash these desires unto your wife
What's not to like?

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>>17434419
>ff.net has an MGE section
Oh boy. Would it even be worth posting stuff there since they don't allow smut?

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Shy familiars being forced to say lewd things to onii-chans by their witch superiors.

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>>17434507
>shog wheels in her brain dead looking mastah to his weekly poker game with the boys
>simply leaves him there in his chair and leaves without saying a word
>shog husband springs to life when she closes the door
>"Sorry boys you know how she is. Her and her mindbreak fantasies I swear"
>chuckles from all around the table including the wheelchair
>everyone grows silent

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>>17434544
>since they don't allow smut?
Wait, they don't? I've read several smutfics there.

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>>17434419
Good lord.

Also a site I frequent has a MGE fic thread. They are very much anti-monster.

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>>17434534
>>A trio of wendis will never nibble on your dick
>trio
Disgusting. If you're going to NTR a poor Abomination she's going to bite a bit harder than just a nibble.

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>>17434551
Technically they never have, but that doesn't stop people. So long as it's marked as "M" and rule nazis don't home in on your ass you can get away with it.

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>>17434553
Go on? I'm morbidly curious.

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>>17434567
I'd rather not name names.

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>>17434514
Is it really so wrong to be content with people who consistently post stories and such without stirring the pot or doing it maliciously to cause e-drama in a fucking 4chan thread?

I would seriously take a dozen Iron-beasts, Frosticle, Losenis (though he's a true blue shitposter), or even somebody like Silent_II over people like ThatBollocksWriter, BobAnon, AlpAnon, etc who stirred more shit than they were worth. I mean, yeah. I miss the days of people like ELH (He's working on a /qst/ involving Khornettes, just not writing consistently), ThunderBrother, ParkedBuggy, LDR, RampantSerenity and even Bromont but you just have to come to terms with the fact that those days are over. People either move on from the niche or have real-life projects that take up their time. I'm moreso just thankful for the content that actually does get posted and brings some love to girls who tend to get forgotten or disregarded because they're either too plain or nobody really cares for them. Outside of the shitpost species, that is.

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>>17434577
Spacebattles?

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>>17434503
Can you imagine dicking three wendigos in one session?
The stomach of the first one you penetrate bulging slightly due to your size and the other two looking on in amazement wondering if the same will happen with them.

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>>17434603
Yes.

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>>17434619
I want to say I'm surprised, but I'm not.

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>>17434663
Eh, there are worse places.

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>>17434138
Hellcat, you say?

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>>17434138
mischievous!

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>>17434610
That's some damn good stuff

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>>17434547
>Chuckles from all around the table including the wheelchair
That got a laugh out of me

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>>17434491
Mouse girls because you'd have a swarm of lolis at your beck and call doing whatever you want so they can be next on the 'to be dicked' list.

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>>17434282
I write stories, but I get "back to /d/ fagget" every time I post them here.

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>>17434772
Aren't you a little short for a succubus?

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How does your waifu feel about headpats?

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>>17434817
it's the right height to succ

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>>17434810
Maybe you should take their advice?

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>>17434820
>headpats
When i had one i wanted to receive them not give.

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>>17434810
Shiggy?

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I wachted princess monoke after being on my backlog for almost 2 decades, and it got me thinking
would more industrial monster eventually come in conflict with those more in tune with nature?

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>>17434075
there aren't nearly enough loli stories

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>>17434841
Probably

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A thieving mouse

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>>17434864
A story about a Familiar would be nice.
>>17434869
She can steal my heart any day.

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>>17434869
I hate cheese so there is none in my house. I wonder how disappointed she would be when finding I own no cheese.

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>>17434869
Wasn't there a story about this once?

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>>17434864
I'm writing two stories about a baphomet.
One is straight up /d/, the other will be vanilla.

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>>17434431
My writing skill is rusty as I havent done it since around 2013 or so

Also English is my second language

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>>17434599
>(though he's a true blue shitposter)
heard you were talking shit

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>>17434869
Oh no, not my gigantic uncovered slice of cheese

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>>17434902
What?

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>>17434869
She's broken into my cheese vault!

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>>17434897
You mean the one by Quicksilver?

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>>17434869
thieving mouse in my house needs to wear a blouse

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What, you like consensual sex? That's a shame.

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>>17434909
So? So long as you're not Bob or Bollocks I don't see a point in denying you some credit for at least writing.

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>>17434976
Quite the opposite, although I guess the fact I want raped makes it consensual.

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>>17434976
She looks athletic!

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>>17434869

Not going to lie, I think buck teeth are the cutest thing. A rata with them would be adorable.

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>>17435011
Thats kind of the problem though, even if you do put up resistance you don't really want to. Thats our curse i suppose we can't technically get what we want because we're not supposed to want it at all.

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>>17434820
She feels normal.

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>>17435011
>>17435032
It's called rapeplay. It's a category of roleplay that can include both foreplay and intercourse were one party acts like they are forcing themselves onto the other party.

You can even do it consensually by establishing boundaries before starting.

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>>17435065
I'd do this. But only rarely and I'd never want to hurt my waifu.

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Ear wiggles are the cutest thing.

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>>17435065
This. my waifu and I would set some boundaries every once in awhile so we can rape each other whenever we feel like it! We wouldn't do it very often, but it would be a good time when we did.

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>>17435065
this really only works when both are into it,
otherwise it just ends up feeling like a chore, like she asks for it and a feeling of dread comes over you.

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>>17435081
>this really only works when both are into it

Anon, I think you may have a serious problem when both of you aren't "into it" when having sex with your wife.

Roleplay isn't for everyone. Talk it out with her and make sure your concerns are known.

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>>17435081
Thats why you tell her no and eventually she'll do it anyway. But it won't ever be truly what you're looking for and you won't feel as good about it as if you're the one who wants the rape it won't feel like it and if you're the rapist it'll feel more like normal sex than anything.

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http://ecchi.iwara.tv/videos/1ko5juoljou3yzzvg?language=en
>pov shoebill blowjob
Sometimes 3d animation is alright.

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>>17435091
This is what phantoms and flayers are for

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>>17435076

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>>17435103
>Eldar dropping her guard for even a moment

Do you want Slaanesh? Because that's how you get Slaanesh.

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>>17435103
Eldar are for humiliating.

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>>17435122
>Not a lewd race
>Their cosmic psychic level orgy birthed Slaanesh and the Eye of Terror

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>>17435122
The most certainly are. They shall get MON-KEIGH'D.

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>>17435109
I'd do things to Macha that would make Slaanesh blush.

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Who likes harpies?

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>>17435097
Flayers would be good for that, if i'm not terrified, confused, being pinned down and absolutely aroused then somethings gone slightly wrong and i wouldn't give a damn about the sex.

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>>17435116
No

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>>17435154
Don't worry, she's a professional.

You hire the flayer to help you roleplay with your wife, just like how you commission a phantom to write a play about you and your wife.

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Lewdpure succubi that fuck you constantly but blush super hard when you kiss, hug, or hold hands with them.

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>>17434869
Nice legs.

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>>17435153

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>>17435153
I love them.

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>>17435153
is there a such thing as space harpies?

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>>17435173
Phoenix

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>>17435162
Purelewd succubi that are always hugging and cuddling you constantly but blush super hard when you talk dirty to them.
They never initiate on their own, and get super nervous if it ever comes up, but they have ridiculous skills they aren't even aware off.

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>>17435160
I shouldn't need to hire her for that. Though i have lost my waifu, so theres 90% of my thoughts back from thinking about her all the time.

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>>17434495
Nah
Grig goes out of his way to kill every monster he can
This just has evil monsters and slavers with a edgy MC blood wizard

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>>17435195
You're not making this sound any better.

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>>17435191

Fuck. You.

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>>17435153
>this bird keeps itself in the air through sheer force of lust

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>>17435191
That's a Yuki-Onna, not a Harpy.

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Real ded hours post cute zombies.

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>>17435279
>Howdy campers, what's cookin'?

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>>17435279
onii-chan, i'm cold

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>>17435198
Nothing to be upset about. She's just half the woman she used to be.

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>>17435287
hail to the king baby

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Who do I sacrifice to bring Harblador back

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>>17435296
Your firstborn

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>>17435296
I'd volunteer but i don't think my sacrifice would do much.

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>>17435296
someone who has never had someone love them back.

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>>17435319
He still lurks, he responded with a critique of my story

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>>17435330
how did it do?

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>>17435330
He said I improved by stopping hanging sentences, and said things how to improve my story, he's a great guy

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>>17435346
To you I mean>>17435334

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Do wights give birth to wights or zombies?

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Reminder that all Monster Girl pornographic sites collect information on your feitishes to either sell to monsters or scout you.

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>>17435367
More wights. It's generally known that some species birth something else than themselves, but there's nothing like that for wights so you can only assume it's just more of their own species.

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>>17435376
Monsters don't have porn, they just include sex in all their other media.

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>>17434902
I'm writing one too, but it has rape The human is the raper. Not sure people here would be too partial to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435408
>raper

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>>17435153
Black harpies and jubjubs are the best ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435408
Baphomets have only their smugness to blame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435408
>implying a bapho can be raped
Regardless, it'd be fun to read about her going from smug to not so smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435415
Wan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435171
>that shirt
is that nerdbird really that desperate for a boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

A granny that became a witch but still dresses like a granny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435473
Her friends got it for her and all her other clothes are in the wash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435493
So what happens if you tell her you want to taste crow?

[Anonymous No.]

So I'm thinking about summoning a demon girl to keep me company, is there anything I should be aware of when trying to summon one or anything I should worry about if one comes over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435515
You'll choke if you eat crow. Be careful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435522
Yes. You may have a break in your reality where fake things become real

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435515
Well she heard boys were slutty, but she'll be surprised to actually see it.

[Anonymous No.]

So lets say the Demon Lord throws a huge banquet, and invites one of each type of Monstergirl, and her husband.

Which couple is THAT couple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435284
>you will never have a clingy huge insecure zombie to camp out with.
End me so i can be with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435541
Undoubtedly Cait Sith or Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435541
This>>17435553 but also Hellhound, who would immediately jump on the table

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435541
Kobold, if KDF is invited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435488
Did someone say grandma?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435562

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435541
the Paladin

[Anonymous No.]

Big
Meaty
Birds

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435493
but what about her 'nerds need love too' shirt? was that from her friends as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435574
It makes her look too needy. She can just play innocent if someone points out this shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435562
Funny. My first thought was the witch from that doujin by the same artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435541
>Valkyrie sweating profusely over not knowing if "Valkyrie" is technically a monster of if she'll end up one before the end of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435608
She can just pretend to be corrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435568
She won't stay a paladin for long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435618
>Pretend to be corrupted
>No longer pretending by the end of the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435628
Gross. Corruption is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435628
>>No longer pretending
>Not telling herself from then on she's only pretending to be corrupted each day that passes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435541
Nighound and the rest of the smug squad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435541
the one with the alp that they already before he got alped.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster is the best for helping troubled human children?

[Anonymous No.]

How are you supposed to explain the idea of a relationship not working out the first time to Demons?

Trial-and-error is a thing, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435628
and also single too,
corruption a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435618
You'll need to make out with her periodically to not blow her cover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435631
>No horror story about a bunch of succubi going to a cabin in the woods only to get picked off one by one by a paladin in the dead of the night
>No epilogue with all of them ending up as annoyed pouting angels while the paladin cooks them breakfast next morning with a "BLESS THIS MESS" apron in the same cabin

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435639
>How can the contract be wrong?
>You signed your name the contract is forever there is no room to be wrong.
>Too clingy? We're supposed to be together forever.
>Maybe i should teach you that word.....
Be scared of the demons, but also love them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435631
>>17435640
Have fun being gay, nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435645
On the other hand, purification is a patrician fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435649
Man, explaining my parents would take forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435639
>>17435649
>Demon outright refusing to even think of the possibility of things not working out between you
>Her willpower and determination is so great she's in fact incapable of thinking of giving up
>She can't understand the concept at all, she'll fix whatever issue is there no matter the cost
>Even if it's a paladin who is only into angels, she'll glue feathers to her wings, put on a white silken hood in a pisspoor failed attempt to hide her horns, wear a copper wire tied behind her back and shaped into a halo, and wear a dress she thinks angels use
>When she asks why an angel has a tail, she hides it and pretends it's not there

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435639
you have to destroy them completely until nothing remains of their mind body and soul.
or go to a relationship counselor that can work too
if you have enough fuel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435662
At least you didn't go through any childhood abuse or bulling, anything that scarred your soul/mind probably won't be fine or safe from her wrath.
If you ever almost died she'd become even crazier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435639
>Just tell her you're off to get groceries, find a hotel and use patented Pally-Wash (Scrub away the sin!) to remove her scent, and don't come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435681
>At least you didn't go through any childhood abuse or bulling
Y-Yeah, that would really suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435681
Right, I'd be better off not explaining anything, wouldn't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435681
>>17435690
At least you have an excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435690
Oh don't worry she knows everything you like to do all you have to do is lay down in her lap while she strokes your hair while you tell her your troubled past while she plots the downfall and corruption of everyone who ever harmed you. Then shes going to let you fall asleep in her lap and you'll wake up in her arms. Tis a good life.
I'd be scared of telling any monster that, i'd be even more scared of telling them about the time i almost drowned and died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435701
>the time i almost drowned and died
After a while, I've come to the conclusion most people have gone through this or some other event that should've killed them yet instead they were thrown into the Berenstain timeline with the rest of us.

t. guy who also almost drowned and died, I have zero memories of whatever happened immediately after I thought 'shit I'm gonna drown swim swim swim wait I don't know how to swim fug'. No waking up after drowning, no "shit, anon, you almost drowned", nothing, I just magically ended up continuing my days as if nothing happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>He said he would love me if I lived like a human woman, traveled like a human woman...
>'He said you were traveling'
>I was. Slowly. The way HUMANS do.
>I shall travel as a woman NO MORE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435718
Well, at least you don't remember it every time you swim.I remember every part of me drowning, from constantly trying to swim towards the surface to the cold setting in and darkness over taking me. I never told anyone about how it scarred me but i do like daydreaming about telling a monster. Worse part is that I found the cold darkness setting in blissful. And ever since then i ware a jacket year round, doesn't matter that its 100 degrees outside i'm wearing a jacket because im cold.
Also holy shit i didn't realize it was named Barenstain and not stein. Am i going crazy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435766
No, but it does mean that in another universe you did very well drown. Welcome to the Barenstain universe, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435766
Sounds like someone didn't have as good "don't walk on thin ice, kids" -propaganda as Finland did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435766
>you don't remember it every time you swim.
>He thinks I've touched a pool/swimming place in the last God knows how many years
I actually have no idea whether it scarred me in subtle ways I've yet to find out the hard way, I don't really have many opportunities to go swimming, let alone find myself not lazy when said opportunities pop up. Last times, though, it was completely normal, which surprises me because I almost drowned before even learning how to swim rather than an accident, so that should've been one of my first experiences with swimming at all.
Also are you sure that the darkness and cold itself was blissful, rather than some wonky stuff going on just associating it in some manner? If you're alright with pastebining a description for it, I'd be glad to read it. Perhaps I can use it for writing similar situations, if nothing else.
>Am i going crazy?
Welcome to the berenstain timeline. We've been made to leave the berenstein timeline long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435783
No i did not, probably would've helped a scared american child i was.
Damn fins are unfazed by everything. Haha, no it happened in my own pool. Though not buying a 400 pound float would've helped since it was tore apart and patching it was a pain in the ass for my dad.

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>>17435701
>plots the downfall and corruption of everyone who's ever harmed you
>a monster's idea of "harmed"

I'd really rather my stepfather not get caught up in this, too. They're happy together, at least for now, and my father's long since moved on. Having to correct people about who I lived with all the time was annoying, but this would be apocalyptic.

Probably should also avoid any and all Mindflayers, just in case one probes my memory and finds any of this.

Other things you really shouldn't tell monsters about if they ever show up here? I'd bet mass extinctions are one of those taboo topics, especially mentioning that another Everest-sized meteor could hit at any moment.

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[Anonymous No.]

>Be an illegal alien in Zipangu
>Get caught
>Sentenced to a week at the Mofu Bed guarded by hardcore battle trained Inari warriors

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435830
How exactly is that a punishment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435826
Cute, but where did the wings come from at Lv.4? Did she grow them through the power of love?

[Anonymous No.]

I have a better chance waiving the lawyer and representing myself, dont I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435786
There isn't much to say about it. First i struggled to get back up but i lost all my energy eventually and just started sinking down. Vision completely black with eyes closed and i felt nothing. Everything was cold, dark and i felt 'bliss' because i couldn't struggle anymore so i guess i had to accept what was happening. It felt like days while i tried to push the float my sister was on out of my way to get any air.
Every time i went to push it out of the way to breath i swallowed more water than air. Such experiences change people, it certainly changed me.
>>17435809
Don't worry! Eventually his wife will be corrupted too. Though out of all taboo topics let us never speak of the great war (WW1/2). If they heard about that and then the whole "We can destroy our selves at anytime and were fine with committing mass suicide as a species" i think we've already proven that we're a crazy race who can't be trusted with their own lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435834
Mofu Bed breaks your mind worse than a Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435835
No clue on how they pertain to the actual Gorgon myth beyond looking cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435838
Basically.

>>17435840
Ah, but war at least they would see as being within their power to prevent. How are they supposed to stop a faraway star from exploding and bathing us in deadly gamma rays, or a supervolcano from erupting and blotting out the sun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435845
Then it should be made illegal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435845
What if I can't express any other emotion then mild annoyance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435766
According to the theory of Quantum Immortality, you died in one timeline/universe but you perceive the one where you survived.
Of course, the theory has a shit ton of holes, but if the many worlds principle is right then yeah, you did die back there in another place and time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435849
Then they call you tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435838
I mean, she had to be good enough to pass the bar exam to become a lawyer, right? Any wurm who could do that is no mere female lizard would undoubtedly work hard for you. And the best part is she accepts ice cream, cuddles, and your virginity as payment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435840
WWI took fewer lives than the Mongols, though.

Don't tell them about the Mongols.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435639
A protection clause. Either that, or chastise the one who insisted on returning obviously fine merchandise.

[Anonymous No.]

So was there any explanation for Wilmarina suddenly becoming a dragon? Is it some sort of retcon and she always was one? Are succubi just supremely adaptable nd become succubized versions of whatever the local dominant species is? Or is there some sort of magic t play temporarily making her one?

Personally I hope it's the third one.
A way for monsters to temporarily change species would be fun to play around with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435914
She and her husband visited Dragonia and she basically put on the outfit of the locals.
Like going to Japan and wearing a yukata.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435826
http://imgur.com/a/ktqUy

Best girl. Best wife. Next to Fran.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435919
So that's the why. Still curious as to the 'how', though. Is it a succubus thing or outside magic that anyone could do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435919
>Like going to Japan and wearing a yukata.
Isn't that so they can make fun of tourists like when Texans give tourists cowboy hats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435542
>She just randomly butts into people's campfires, sits herself next to them like she owns the camp.
>Stuffs her face with whatever food they brought with them. An adult in her late 20's among a group of kids in their late teens.
>Teases the boys for being 'city slickers', if she drinks enough beer, that the campers bought of course, she starts aggressively hitting on one of them.
>Asks in a drunken, aroused voice if he wants to come home to her shed in the woods to get intimate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435954
I'd accept in an instant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435914
>>17435919
>Gomenasai, my name is Wilmarina-Sama.
>I'm a 27 year old Lescatian Dragotaku (Dragonime fan for you paladins). I draw Dragons and Wyverns on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Dragon games. (Skyrim, Drakengard, Spyro series)
>I train with my claws every day, these superior weapons can cut clean through steel because they are folded over a thousand times, and are vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my claws license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
>I speak Dragonian fluently, both standard and the Zipanguan dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Dragonian history and their mere female lizard code, which I follow 100%.
>When I get my Dragonian visa, I am moving to Dragonia to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a mere female lizard for my husband, or a fire-breathing cook!
I own several scale suits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Dragonia, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and try to breathe fire as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to get burned.
>Wish me luck in Dragonia!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435972
>Fucked up the second to last line
Mere sudoku anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435944
Depends on the setting.
I've been to hotels there where they are provided for you and it is expected that guests wear them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435984
I trust the Japanese almost as little as I trust the Chinese.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, let the good witch of love brighten up your day!

Sure, she may be a dark mage that wears pink, is overly bubbly, and has thick thighs that could kill a man, but she's hear to bring back your smile through some card tricks and prestidigitation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435914
It's probably an AU where she became a dragon instead of a succubi

Sort of like how Fallen Maidens and the stories of Fallen Brides are AUs, since they each claimed Elt's first time.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be pinned down by an ushi-oni and fucked relentlessly.
And all the while, I want her to lick my face and suck on my nose coating it all with her warm, sticky spit, forced to breathe in her hot, steamy, raunchy breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435914
Dragonia is basically "official fanfiction."
Which is to say it's not part of KC's canon but it's KC-approved and is a fine alternate universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17434356
>>17434372

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436053
Too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436035
I find that pic oddly adorable.

Me personally, I'd like an Ushi to hold me in a fluffy hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435861
Or maybe they passed her automatically so she lose all cases and the guards have their way with sentenced men.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a man jumping to his suicide only to be snatched in mid-air by a harpy, never to be seen again. It would be like a fucked up version of releasing an injured squirrel into the wild, only to see a hawk come and eat it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an Inari to slap me across the face with her tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436256
We all do, Anon.
We all do.

[Anonymous No.]

>KC is die
What was the newest girl we got, mershark like a handful of months ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436284
The chad maker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436287
If you're taking about smoke cuck, she came out with the batch even earlier than mershark.

Along with the batch that ha the three squirres, ochimusha and so on

[Anonymous No.]

I want to show a dragon girl the latest episode of GoT and watch her cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436284
I thought it was ratatoskr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436308
Oh yeah I forgot about her. But she's been out for months too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436292
I had forgotten about the wind weasels. I want those Yosenjus to teach me their Secret Move how to create a Lost Tornado in their Training Ground

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if you ask an Inari to rough you up like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436337
>inb4 hellhound shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436337
I'd ask not to be punched in the face for one.

If it really was so good for the both of us I could handle some body shots. Though her pussy would really have to tighten something heavenly each hit for it to be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436342
What does Hellhound has to do with this?

[Anonymous No.]

This is the Captain of your Imp Servants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436359
But I thought I only had the one! Who is she commanding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436359
>womanlet
When will they learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436359
Whats up with her eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436372
Due to an unfortunate accident with a Slime, she ended up having most of her left eye moved over to her right, so she's got a lot more eye on one side then the other. Don't tease her about it, she's sensitive. Also, she can see through walls and can see warm blooded creatures at any distance as long as they're to her right, as well as being able to see the world as if were not curved. Can't see shit to her left though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436364
The detachment of highly trained, Special Ops Imps you have. The kind that undertake dangerous missions to obtain rare alchemic ingredients, and wealth from the coffers of local lords and ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

Menstruating monster girls craving sex and chocolate!
Earn your red wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436395
Can they help me with my groceries? The meat is on sale at the far away store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436411
They can retrieve your groceries, yes. They would give their lives for you should you wish it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436411
Don't send Imps on vital missions. I sent Imps to get me coffee once. All dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436427
Was it at least something expensive like Blue-Eyes Mountain Blend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436427
>All dead.

The Imps or the Coffee Shop staff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436354
There's that one guy who calls them nighounds or whatever and insinuates that they're abusive even though it says the opposite in their profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436435
No, Folgers. It was on sale.
>>17436437
Both. Got the coffee. They came back as Wisps and delivered it. If their execution was flawed, i have to commend their dedication to their job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436442
Hellhounds are possibly THE least physically abusive MGs. They think their husband is basically made of glass.....

I could see an abusive Hellhound on the first rape where she first seize her husband, maybe slap him a little bit if he resists and saying "Dont make me hit you again!"

But after they are settled as a couple no, unless the guy is into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436448
>Folger's Coffee : 4.99
>Repairs to the local supermarket: 395.97
>Local Lich's Mass Spirit Retreval Service: 648.50
>A perfect cup of coffee with your loving waifus:
>Priceless

[Anonymous No.]

Mge mgq aside how would centaurs and more importantly society view riding upon a centaurs back like normal horses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436508
Depends upon your relationship. Total strangers riding? Kinda weird unless she's acting as a taxi like a White Horn. Friends? Maybe once in a while if you're drunk or twisted your ankle or something. Dating? More often but not every single time. Unless she wants you to ride her that often, in which case you need to wife her immediately. She might be leaving a trail soon if you're not careful.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you tell your Inari waifu her food taste like shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436409
I think it's somewhere in the canon that MGs don't menstruate and instead go into estrus

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/mitsugi_nf/status/894343757369294848
Fluff threesome, can't wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436359
Obviously she must share a bed with me as we must discus matters of great importance long into the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436561
>I'll never be sitting around, minding my own business when my Demonfu slams the door open while breathing heavily.
>She'll never tackle me to the ground and grind her lewd body on me until I stop resisting.
>She'll never heft me up and slam me on the bed so she can spend all day riding me senseless.
>I'll never beg her to at least slow down as her massive ass slams against my legs again and again, only for my pleas to cause her to bounce harder.
>She'll never shut me up by forcefully kissing me and locking my tongue with her own.
>I'll never wake up after five days of rough fucking, assisted by various demon realm foods and stimulants to find her snuggled up against me with an infuriatingly adorable cat smile in her sleep.
This is divine suffering. Especially since my waifu's around eight inches shorter than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436579
She and her cohort will do anything for you anon.
This includes being your obedient,
almost too eager, living onaholes.
No protection though. If you're going to fuck them you'd better be trying to impregnate them.

[Anonymous No.]

Big Blue Booty

[Anonymous No.]

>>17434282
Yeah no. Fanfiction (I don't care how you name them here, they're fanfics) was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't respond to it. Don't give it ground. Don't even tell it to go back to /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436589
Obviously with a body like that I could do nothing other than cum directly into her womb, at least when I'm not cumming between her tits, in her mouth, maybe a few other places, but I'd make sure to creampie her daily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436597
>You'll never hold Lala's head and make her watch as her lewd body takes what it wants and rides your dick unprotected.
>You'll never get to see her blush as her body milks you dry with movements she's too shy to even consider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436600
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436600
Literally wut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436605
>>17436606
Fanfiction is a term that metafags back on /a/ used when they were shitposting the original threads into oblivion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436597
Not big enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436597
Death Booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436569
Is that from guys behind that "Today's Yuel" doujin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436625
The very same. That's why I'm looking forward to it so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436627
My dick has transcended this plane of existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436609
Honestly, having stories to read is better than the usual day to day stuff this thread gets.
The creativity of anons has lowered to the point that people ask the same questions over and over. and half of those questions start shitstorms.
The stories are a break from that, sure the amount of substance in them varies, but at this point I'm reading stuff like the roulette just for a change of pace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436643
I'm mostly happy socie is finally getting some love. Yuel usually grabs all the doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

shh

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436765
>No father
Heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436765
Just two normal girls in the park!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436771
Single monster girl moms are the primary cause of rape in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436765
That's a smile worth protecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436779
Half the time it's the daughter catching a daddy for mommy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436765
>when the OC lilim gets an OC lilim daughteru and OC lilim friends
Taking it too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436851
Have you ever wondered if the demon lord had sisters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436868
Must suck being her sister, she's an all powerful demon lord and they would be generic succs with no special powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435826
>lvls up
>tits stay the same size
SCIENTISTS BAFFLED

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436909
Yeah, they should be getting smaller and smaller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436920
It's called level up and not level down for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436765
Do you still have slots, Melon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436948
Yeah, she should lose the ballast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436955
yes

7 more slots left

[Anonymous No.]

Poor mantis-chan, that slutty spider is probably trying to talk her into picking up boys.

[Anonymous No.]

Do your waifu have pleasure runes? if so, how many and where? And what do they look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436980
>probably trying to talk her into picking up boys.
You keep thinking that anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437012
Just one. It's fairly large. It's located between her pussy and her belly button. It's mixed in with the marriage contract seal that's there, and it resembles a heart with some other fancy markings around it. The markings are dark blue. Whenever my cock enters her pussy, it emits a faint red-purple glow and flashes when she or I orgasms with my cock in her, and when I impregnate her, it strongly glows a bright pink color, contrasting with her light blue skin, for a short period of time.

[Anonymous No.]

This is your barmaiden, say something nice about her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437012
Nope. She is pretty pure, but it would be fun to use magic once in a while to spice things up for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17435954
What about the girl campers? Or if someone's already taken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437070
She looks like the best person to eat whenever you resort to cannibalization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437070
She has a fat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437070
You're disgustingly fat, and you need to lose weight. Thankfully, I know of a way to work off some that lard you're carrying. So let's go to the back room, and I'll show you some good exercises to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sex with your wife literally kills you one night
>You're fortunate in that the paramedics were able to resuscitate you
>Find out that she had started injecting herself with dark matter a few days ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437070
She's too hot, I want to go to the ice bar with Ice Queen bartender serving drinks in ice cups

[Anonymous No.]

>>17434282
I'm writing one, but I'm at that point where I have to trim down the plot no one cares about between the lewd

Writing a human wizard powerful enough to go toe-to-toe with powerful monsters without him seeming mary-sueish is hard too.

[Anonymous No.]

>marry a kind-hearted but also mischievous demon (more about pranks that scare people)
>mother is a bible thumper and has some serious reservations about my marriage with her
>doesn't want my soul to be damned for hell (too late; hell isn't a bad place at all for those associated with MGs anyways)
>eventually convince my mom to meet my wife
>being the monsterphobic woman she is, she take a giant cross and turns it into a necklace to prove a point to my wife, also as protection against anything she might try
>crosses only work in the movies so my wife chuckles when she sees the giant cross dangling down from my mom's neck
>we decide to prank mom
>demon wife who's setting across from mom warps her head so it looks like it's split in half, completely contorting her facial and neck features, all while continuing the conversation as if nothing happened
>mom freaks out "SEE! SEE! She'e hellspawn! She'll kill us all"
>being in on the joke, i act confused, asking her what's wrong
>"her face! oh god! it's awful!"
>approach my wife, wave my hand in front of her contorted face
>"not sure what you're seeing but she looks normal to me. you ok mom?"
>after playing it up like my mom's crazy for a bit, she tries to settle down but is still extremely and visibly uncomfortable
>she attempts to have a conversation, with my wife still in her fucked up state
>eventually, we let her in on the joke
>mom is overcome with a mix of relief, anger, and fear; mostly relief though
>she appreciates the joke a bit, but it was still upsetting
>from there on out, things lighten up and the evening turns into a pleasant one once they start to get along
>as we leave, mom finally musters the gumption to give my wife a hug
>we're both in the convertable, and mom is seeing us off
>as she says goodbye, my wife chimes in "thanks for the wonderful meal! sorry about damning your soul to hell back there. i'll make sure you get a fairly decent place there though."
>i quickly start to drive off, the wife's just being a cheeky bugger again
>"wait WHAT? what are you talking about? Get back here!!!!"
>i continue to drive off into the distance

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437070
I'd ravish her till she has a litter of little kikis

[Anonymous No.]

My waifu a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437289
Is she single?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436920

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437337
Only if she's being used to suck NEETbucks away from depressed shutins with no chance of real intimacy with a real woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437338
I swear this image looked better from the thumbnail when I posted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437070
Are there more Kikis like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437337
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437381
Nav and Latenight drew a few pics of that Kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437377
Remember to collar your lolis so they get returned to you if they get lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437381
Barmaid kikis are fairly rare compared to regular kikis and tend to get married to their boss or end up with a patron before long. But if you search long and hard enough you should be able to find a barmaid kiki for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437384
>>17437395
Now if only she didn't look like a recolor of the profile Kiki with thicc breeding proportions and a dirndl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437398
You don't like how regular kikis look? The profiles tend to depict a relatively "standard" individual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437381
Not that I know of.

Gotta make/own your own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437398
Yeah she's totally the same except a different hair colour, larger breasts, different body type and different dress sense.

Wait a sec.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437420
These kikis are for groping and sweet rewards

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437510
Oh come on, how are that dress and those socks even fair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17434282
>Thread attention whore census

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437114
>Writing a human wizard powerful enough to go toe-to-toe with powerful monsters without him seeming mary-sueish is hard too.
How do you do this by the way?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make an entire world of nothing but catgirls

But not domestic catgirls, wild, feral catgirls. Man-eating catgirls that take turns fucking a man into the dirt until there's an impression of him there and he can't move a muscle. Then one bite to the jugular and they feast.

Fuck I'm hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437530
become a decent writer, so a zero possibility for poor souls here

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437114
>implying being able to match powerful monsters in a fantasy setting is mary sue
>implying wizards aren't expected to be powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437536
You should really try masturbating and ejaculating before posting.

[Anonymous No.]

Thats why you should never go to a MG gym if you are single.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437551
He should try masturbating and ejaculating, and then not posting at all. Vorefags fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437558
Hard vore is shit. Soft vore is ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437114
Has he spent centuries studying magic, struggled sequentially against mobs and had one or two run-ins with luck at the bottom of a dungeon?

If so there's nothing mary-sueish about him.

Or did god accidentally him in the real world, and so he send him into monstergirl fantasy land with OP powers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437536
>Then one bite to the jugular and they feast.
>They kill you

Congrats with making a nearly perfect MG world and then immediately ruin it into a MGQ tier shithole, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437562
Either one is purge-tier, eat shit faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437558
>Vorefags
Not him, but cannibalism is not vore.

I mean, if simply swallowing a part of some one else was vore, you might want to tell your waifu to stop swallowing and start spitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437530
There are a couple different ways you could go about it.

One way is to make him the perpetual underdog, doing everything by the skin of his teeth and the seat of his pants, letting him get all kinds of roughed up in the process. Well suited to a pulpy, first-person sort of style.

Another way would be to have him be shitty-in-comparison to his peers. If he himself doesn't care that he can one-shot a dragongirl because that doesn't fulfill him in some way, you've avoided a sue. That's well suited to more of a character drama, but it would also take focus off of the monster girls.

Either way though the important thing is to make your character earn everything they get.

[Anonymous No.]

Angels doing cute angel things

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437557
You can just work out at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437569
Lol make your own then

I remember awhile back on /tg/ there was a game folks were playing where someone actually made a catgirl world. Basically everyone was playing some sort of greek-style god and collectively adding to a universal story. One guy showed up as a stoner god and just started making chesire style catgirls everywhere. I specifically remember every other god had some kind of throne and he just had a beanbag chair.

But that turned out shit because he made half of them futa instead of just having catbois.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437570
You try telling that to my waifu. She'll fookin' rek you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437573
>One way is to make him the perpetual underdog, doing everything by the skin of his teeth and the seat of his pants, letting him get all kinds of roughed up in the process. Well suited to a pulpy, first-person sort of style.
Not him, but this is bad in the long run usually. It starts to strain your suspension of disbelief. It's okay for a rookie to struggle but sooner or later things should get smoother with maybe one or two hiccups.

Though this may just be because I've seen it done poorly more often than not - without that period of deservedly stomping scrubs.
>Skin-of-your-teeth it to deus ex machina
>brand new deus ex machina makes your deus ex machina useless
>Skin-of-your-teeth it to the next one
>repeat

[Anonymous No.]

How come gyaru is ok if it's a goat, /jp/ ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437583
That can be controlled for with good pacing and knowing your end point before you start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437584
It's not.
Gimme that dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437584
I was gonna say that's not gyaru just because of her top tier skin/hair colouration, but the slutty temptation and the piercings made me double-think myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437584
On one hand I want to jackhammer that goat, on the other I think I'd end up biting off more than I can chew.
Best body type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437595
she doesn't have any piercings, that yellow is a hairband holding it behind her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437578
Anything is preferable to monster boys, even futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437595
What piercings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437599
Oh, I thought it was one of those gaudy ear-rings.

>>17437601
None, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437600
This. 'Least futas still have a pussy to put it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437606
>>17437600
I've never felt more like I belonged

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437609
You don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437600
>>17437606
Futa is a fucking disgusting abomination, there's no obligation to pick a lesser evil between utter shit and utter shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437606
And most importantly, they dont cuck you-cockblock you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437620
>there's no obligation to pick a lesser evil
Agreed. But that doesn't mean that their evil is equivalent. You said "lesser" for a reason.

Regardless of monsterboys being leagues worse, neither belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437575
Teaching a warrior angel to have fun and enjoy herself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437620
There isnt. But the shit between futa and monster boys are not even comparable, they exist in different leagues entirely. Futa is shit but its leagues upon leagues and bounds better than monsterboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437575
Man, wings are so nice and expressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437575
Angels are made for corrupting. Not that I would corrupt an angel, but it needs to be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437632
>>17437637
They're both shit enough that it's pointless to try to differentiate which one is less shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437575
Like smiting sinners?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437600
>>17437606
>>17437620
Both have no place here, so stop trying to act like one is preferable to the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437660
You mustn't find the topic too disagreeable if you keep returning to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437566
No, fuck isekei. Konosuba is the only good one because it makes fun of it.

It's more the traditional late-game DnD no-sense-of-right-or-wrong wizard who's reached the point where normal magic and experiences no longer holds his interest, so naturally when he meets his match he's enamoured.

I could give the basic summary of my idea if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>filter + replies
>thread turns into a ghost town

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437643
Do not corrupt the angels. Instead love them to the point that you ascend to the heavens with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437673
>no-sense-of-right-or-wrong
edgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437670
>>17437660
They are both shit, but it is ridiculous to pretend that just because both suck, you cant tell which one is objectively worse. Its like being sentenced to life without parole in a US prison and North Korea. They both suck, but you cant tell there is no point saying which one is worse or that they are the same level of suck when it is very clearly not the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437687
It's a /tg/ meme.
Never play with /tg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437698
Well as long as he actually has a moral compass and isn't a sociopath. Or were psychopaths the ones who didn't into morality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437687
You misunderstand. He's not a psycopath who enjoys killing or anything, He's just willing to do what it takes to get what he wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437725
>Well holy shit, this old magic mustard recipe I unearthed from a lost civilization calls for a liberal helping of unborn foetus. Better rape some bitches!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437673
This image isn't helping my desire to mating press cog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437743
Now you're just being silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437743
>Better rape some bitches!

Not wizard enough. A real wizard would go "Neat, I've been meaning to visit my buddy, Sewer Wizard."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437725
>Wizards: every bitter outcast's favorite self-insert fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437781
Old men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437825
I think it's supposed to be more a joke about how in DnD/video games they always leave super powerful shit laying around in their house/wizard cave for random people to find

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437743
I want to kidnap a CC Paladin-chan and use her body as a catalyst for my evil wizard spells. I bet she won't like it when I practice time magic on her and turn her into a young, unscarred girl again and make her age a year every time I cum inside her until she's back to her real age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437831
Princess carrying her was the best part of that event

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437831
HOMONCULUS ONAHOLE
Old men in little girls' bodies were made to be used for sexual relief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437847
It's not a homonculus, it's the real thing. She can form a living body at will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437831
RUNNING THE WORLD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437852
Even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437852
I want to expose her to a Mindflayer and make her believe she's a real little girl and my childhood friend who's in love with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17436010
I'm super late but I want a date with the pink Dark Mage of bubbly blessings and bombastic thighs
Is facesitting something bubbly girls do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437853
A
New
Age

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437831
Stupid sexy old alchemist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437862
It's like the legally blonde version of a Dark Mage
All her friends are gloomy, dour and generally foul lechers, while she's happy, optimistic, carefree and has a fucking 12/10 booty and thighs instead of putting her energy into her tits
Disclaimer I have never seen legally blonde I just want to talk more about peppy ass-heavy Dark Mage girly girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437852
Can also exist outside of the body for a set amount of time.
Pretty ridiculous ability to have but means she could probably give you a different experience in bed each time, if you could convince her to abandon her normal body which is her ideal cuteness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437867
My erection for the Pharaoh (old man) is growing restless. I might not be able to contain it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437900
Why contain it?

...'s cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437900
I want to phuck a Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437900
>tfw Pharaohs are basically ancient desert Alps but nobody gives them shit over that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437918
Because the few Pharaohfags we have here aren't obnoxious shitposters that try to force Alp versions of every non-Succubus species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437926
I kinda drew that conclusion but didn't want to say it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437926
Can't talk for the guy you replied to but when it comes to races that have a chance to be alps, I'm just indifferent.
If I fucked a Pharaoh/Ochi/Lich/Dragon I wouldn't give a damn what it originally was, it's a hot monster girl and that's all my dick is concerned with. The Alp part isn't a selling point but it wouldn't stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437975
Turning a proud alp dragon into a mere female lizard must be quite the feat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438006
>proud
>alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437918
>>17437975

I oike it personally. It means they know what a man wants, and what is bedt in life. That and the war stories they can tell during cuddle time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438006
You're misusing the term Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438027
True, I guess I should say ex-male.

[Anonymous No.]

The best Liches are the ancient, eternal ones who don't even remember a life with flesh. I want to become a slave to a Sumerian Lich' fetid, forgotten black magic that forces me to obey her every whim.

[Anonymous No.]

I dont want to be an Oni-Chan, I want a Baphomet Onee-Sama and be pampered and protected by her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437575

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438047
Ancient Liches are for teaching to love so that they will only think about you and not to turn the world into undeads.

How old does a lich have to be for them to count as Ancient Liches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438087
>Ancient
Older than 1500, I'd say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438017
You forgot to mention the part that they are men, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438087
>>17438091
Okay, how about elder Lich?
This is relevant since I'm making a setting in MGE. I just find that kind of thing funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438087
>teach her love
>you die 50-60 years later
>live her alone for eternity
nice one JERK

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438144
>Not letting her "fix" you and turn you into an undead so you can be with her forever
Fucking casual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438147
i think the correct term is cure
>die
>wake up in bed
>lich waifu treats you like you got a cold
life is so cruel, can't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438158
I want my lich waifu to do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438163
kys then
you'll wake up next to you're lich waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>They have tiny little bodies that look way too small for a man's penis to fit inside, but with a monster's durable body; they can swell up their stomach and receive a man's penis. It looks painful, but the fairies don't feel any pain. Even when they play in this state by having a man seize their tiny body and shove his cock in and out wildly, for them, the only thing induced by it is wild pleasure
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438107
Were anon. Were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438182
The only thing hotter than Fairy onaholes are Fairy rampages.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of which, I want to do something dishonorable and have an Ochimusha caught me doing said deed "execute" me with her sword and then wake up in her lap as her undead husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438196
Like masturbate with her fundoshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438182
I was so mad when Slyph turned into a big girl instead of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438196
Undeath is never forced upon men in MGE. Much less by Ochis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438182
I wonder just how much man meat a fairy can take.
Size queen fairies are best in this regard, and their incubized husbands would be happy to have their comically deformed wives screaming as they're strrretched to the limit every night then blown up like a cum balloon.
Probably leaves them in a daze for days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438213
Girl should keep their charm points for sex. Tiny girls should stay tiny, girls with glasses should keep their glasses on and girls with uniforms should keep their uniforms on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438224
Well then its in a parallel dimension that's like mge but doesn't suck like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438225
I want to have a giant dick and a lightweight Fairy, so she ahegao's from insertion, and passes out long before I cum inside her, and stays ahegao'd for the whole day, twitching and gasping and moaning softly and trying to absorb as much of the cum as she can before it gloops out of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438232
You become an incubus anyway, so its not like your wife is going to outlive you due to lifespan differences.

I think the other poster meant there are specific requirements to become an "undead incubus." Albeit its undefined enough at this point that KC could still come out and say that all the incubus husbands of undead monsters either are or can become undead incubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438251
I mean shit, even the Undead Grey Lamentation mushroom, the thing that insta-undeads human women, doesn't kill men. It just puts you in a coma that lures undead MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a Paladin-chan Ochimusha who's animated by her burning desire for justice and her old squire's dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438242
Would you gently plug her up for the day so it all stays inside her so she can absorb all of it?
I wonder if the rate of SE to body size would mean that she'd rapidly develop into your perfect body type after just one or two times. Or likewise, if said rates do apply, it would incubize you even faster from all the excess mamano she would be exuding from overproduction due to 'fuel' abundance.
...are fairies the key to munchkin'ing your powerlevels in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438338
Their conversion rate is proportionally small.
They're easy to keep topped off, but DE production is easily, er, bottlenecked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438338
>name your Kobold daughter Munchkin
>all the interplanar wizards are deathly terrified of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438358
Cutest little munchkin in the universe

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438358
>sorry honey, but we're not using splatbooks

[Anonymous No.]

why didn't anyone talk about this manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438423
Literal monster boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438423
>>17438428

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438428
Not different from an Incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438432
Very different for an Incubus, and not welcome here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438432
We've had this discussion a million times before, which means you are either a complete newfag or baiting, neither of which deserve a response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438423
>>17438428

>>17438432
Incubi are just hornier human dudes more willing to bone their waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438432
(you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438423
>Monsterboys
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438423
CUTE
U
T
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438423
Jp has a stick up their ass about certain things

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438428
>>17438463
You anons seriously can't even enjoy a cute comic about a MG mother having her son call her "mama"?

Are you seriously this broken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438480
This isn't the Monster Boy thread my dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438480
Its cute. Doesnt stop it from being monsterboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438480
Another monsterboy starts living with them later on as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438480
>it's okay he's a cute monster boy
Will slowly become
>it's okay if this monster boy fucks a monster girl since they're a cute couple
And eventually we land in feminine penis shitpost land along with baiting about how are humans supposed to complete. Give them an inch and they take it a fucking mile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438480
We can enjoy cute, but we don't enjoy monsterboys.
If it was an ancient CC Dragon who adopted a human orphan maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438506
Or if her child was a daughter instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438480
Go complain on /a/ dipshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438506
>shotashit
>mommyfucking shit
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438535
Literally where did I imply that she'd fuck the orphan anon? Tell me where?

[Anonymous No.]

もふもふ

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438556
A flood of explosive diarrhea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438506
>you will never be raised by an ancient dragon to be her ideal man
>she will never guide you from bellow as you take her for the first time on your 18th birthday
Hurts more than it should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438556
How long does it take to brush the fluff so I can huff the fluff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438573
If you want to do a good job of it, hours.
With extra difficulty stemming from the fact that tail brushing turns kitsune on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438577
>Difficulty

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438579
It is rather difficult to focus on the task at hand when they won't sit still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438480
And people like to say we are the best monstergirl community

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438581
>won't sit still.
By that I assume you mean openly masturbating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438581
I want to tie a Fox down and force her to receive several fluffgasms from brushing and petting without giving her aching hole any attention at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438583
Have you seen the others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438432
Bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438583
We don't go to shit because of that though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438583
If you're upset that we don't tolerate monsterboys, you're free to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438583
The others don't talk about monster boys either. If you want one that does, /chaos/ is just about your only option and good luck bleaching your eyes after going there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438572
I'd prefer she raise me properly and learn to stop being uptight and overly proud so she can find a husband to love her.
I'd also prefer if she gets super protective of my once I hit high school age and girls start hitting on me.
You know that thing about fathers and shotguns? Imagine that with a dragon polishing a sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438480
I guess you know why I complain about the suffocating nature of this general that stiffles even the most benign things .
This thread may be on 4chan but at it's core it is Tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438583
I know I don't. You're fucking delusional if you think any monster girl community is good. I'm only here for the pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438592
>she ends up addicted to The B to a degree that makes you wonder if she's part-Kejourou

[Anonymous No.]

>assblasted monsterboyfags complaining about the threads quality again

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438612
this.
most of the posts here are either crying that their waifu is best or that its not real anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

You're at the gym when a massively muscled, massively busty and massively sweaty Minotaur babe walks up and slaps your ass before telling you she wants you to give her a post workout massage.
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438644
Uh, nope. I don't really like either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438657
Tell her I've got to finish my own routine first.

Can't stop leg day just yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438675
Smooth. Your confidence and dedication to gains may pique her interest further and get her to spot you. Though expect her to be overly touchy when she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438428
>Thread wants to breed every monster girl in existence
What do you think is going to pop out of her afterwards? A perfectly normal human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438692
Here's a hint: It's in the thread's title.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what would be nice?
A salamander in workout clothes with her hair in a lower pony tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438695
>lower pony tail
Eh? As opposed to an upper pony tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438685
Hey, so long as she doesn't screw up my lift, she's fine to be a helper


Hell, we could shower at my place afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438657
Mess up my workout on purpose so she leaves me alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438700
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438701
Just be prepared if she offers to massage you after you massage her.
She goes deep. Very deep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438700
Tied at the nape instead of high up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438712
Sounds nice but I'd rather massage her so she can relax before a surprise 'deep tissue' massage

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438700
Think Lara crofts hairstyle. I think that is what he wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438738
Is it wrong to still want Lara after all these years?

[Anonymous No.]

Summer is coming to an end. Make sure that your daughteru(s) have all the school supplies they need!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438480
>>17438583
>>17438606
If you don't like it, why are you here? You've got /monster/, MGU, MGR, the Wiki, hell even /d/, plenty of other places you can go. No one is forcing you to be here.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a simple idea of a shop owner becoming a succubus and scewing her favorite customer
Also had the idea of a librarian becoming a griffon.
Don't know which one to work on

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438737
Now you're talking. From behind? Do you want to see her rippling back muscles rumble in delight as you surprise her in her deepest places?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438795
You know it.
Gonna try and keep her pinned

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438785
Librarian. The shop owner one sounds a little too close to that one Baphomet monsterization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438505
Basically this. If MBs are allowed it will turn into a perpetual shitstorm about MGs indiscriminate nature only applying to MBs while they are picky with human men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438785
>Hi I'd like one order of succ
>Hmm, what's that hun?
>Tater tots, I'd like some tater tots

I would really enjoy some tater tots right now. Do succ even know the joys of people food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438804
You're either insane or very brave, anon. She's gonna give you the rodeo of your life from underneath you trying to wrestle herself up to a dominant cowgirl position. But if you manage to hold on you're gonna have her drooling over you from that day forward as your personal power bottom muscle waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438815
Mainly due to people being autisic shitters.
Its like option A being everting you want and then getting angry at option B existing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438823
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438829
How about you just go to a community that caters to your tastes instead of trying to warp an existing one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438829
>W-Why won't they discuss what I want them to discuss!
No anon, you are the shitter, and a Monsterboyfag on top of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438839
Sorry, that was for the thread in general as far as taste goes, not just MBs
I picked the wrong qoute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438852
What the fuck are you actually trying to say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438480
>Are you seriously this broken?
You're expecting a bunch of retarded autists to be rational. That's your problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438423
Look at that cute monster mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438864
That sometimes people get too angry over shit
Its true that it doesn't belong, but I feel like going apeshit at the at the slightest thing is a bit over kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438864
It's just an another butthurt faggot that would want to post yuri or /d/shit or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Ancient evil foxes are to be avoided.
Who knows how many people disappeared in that mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438839
This is the part I don't get, it's like walking into a vegetarian restaurant and getting pissy at them because they don't cater to your tastes which happen to include meat.
If you wanted a burger you'd go to a burger bar, same goes for some sorts of online discussion. Pic related, if you want to be a degenerate go there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438875
yeah right the baby isn't even that much focus. but no autists have to screech like some bunch of cock starved harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd have the pick of the litter when it comes to sea waifus on account that at least half the anons here would be terrified of deep water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438888
Not even in the slightest. This is a monster girl thread, and if someone posts something about monster girls, it should be allowed as long as it doesn't break board rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438884
Probably none.
If she had a man maybe she wouldn't be so mad all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438897
>>17438899
Fuck off already, there's already a whole board for you retards.

>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

Remember how some grimdark interpretations of MGE was that the world fucks itself to death as no humans are being born?

The thread would gladly embrace that end If we don't have to deal with monster boys or the monster traited incubi.
And I approve of that

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she crying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438828
Fantastic.

That's everything I could hope for

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438918
Someone made fun of her skinny tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438888
>food analogy
>>17438899
>using the same excuse Shigy uses when he shitposts NTR here

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438918
Because she knows that her manlet husband could never cuddle her like that daki does.

[Anonymous No.]

Story about security guard beetle when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438903
You'll never be able to separate monster girls from being /d/ in nature, especially MGE since various /d/ fetishes are littered throughout the setting:
mindbreak, corruption, absorbtion, harems, tentacles, bestiality, vore, gender bending, transformation,
etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438940
>harems
>/d/ fetish
You what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438942
Harems are a form reversing cucking, at least in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438942
This thread treats harems like cuckholding. And cuckholding might as well be guro here
Why do you think bicorn and smoke hobo are hated as much as they are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438932
>aggressive handholding
What a lewd girl, assaulting boys at work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438959
This is probably the second worst animeme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438951
>>17438958
They have way more of a support base on anything else on that list. Smoke hobo especially has some fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438959
>handholding

That's wrist holding. It's lewder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438981
It's hand rape. She isn't even giving him a chance to reciprocate, she just takes what she wants with a lewd blush on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438977
Smoke hobo has fans because people realized that the harem was a FUCKING CHOICE and not mandatory

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438919
>Break in and wrangle a muscle-mountain Minotaur to the point she's head over hooves in love and lust with you
>calls you stud, stallion, Mr. Rodeo, all sorts of nicknames like that
>gets moist at the mere feel of you against her but maintains her swagger all the same
>power bottoms so hard every time feels even more amazing and raw than the last
>practically gores the guts out of anyone who talks shit about you two being together
>still a dominant personality even if she's yours to control and command in bed
>happy to let you squeeze a tit, spank her, or yank her horns playfully in public, often spanking you back or bending over to give you a faceful of tits or ass
People think so black and white when it comes to 'maledom or femdom'. Personally the above sounds exactly perfect to me. Confident sex machine strong hottie that likes when you take charge and lets you be the man in the bedroom but still makes you sweat. Perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437070
I-I like her tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438989
Handholding with no consent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438951
>>17438958
>anti harem fags trying to push their tumblr-tier logic again

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438991
Still, Khepri have generated a lot of discussion along with other same race harem girls.

Harems are only really an issue when one girl is added against the wishes of the original one which is why EMG turned to shit, Miia just wanted to be alone with darling.

[Anonymous No.]

TLDR: /JP/ is scared of any other male, even when said male is a three year old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438901
Maybe she should stop hiding in her lair and eating ice cream while telling her friends all happy couples should die first

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438829
No, its that option B conflicts with option A. KC banned the birth of Incubuses, not even monster boys, but incubuses, until the day all men are claimed and/or the world is overwhelmingly monster ruled.

Dont you think he has a reason to do this? Because it does sound like indeed, having a species more suited to MGs than human men would have the effect of MGs raising their standards for human men while they are only all accepting of said species.

If the author of the vanilla waifu setting ruled anons will not coexist with natural born MGs male children, it implies them existing would diminish the experience with MGs. And again, they are incubuses, not even monster boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438951
>>17439007
I'm not anti-harem. I wouldn't mind having one of my own, but I'm just calling it for what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

Tired of taking his time, the bait man throws his fishing pole into the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438992
Exactly.

It's why I love being a switch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438951
Now that's retarded, and I say it as someone who doesn't like harems

[Anonymous No.]

Cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439015
I personally don't give a shit what the majority of vocal autists of these threads think, and just enjoy the conversations I have with those others here who do like Khepris/Lilis/Nurys and so on and so forth
Its not that hard to ignore people bitching. I've been here over a decade, I've learned how to shut out random complainers in a thread and just talk about what I want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439024
Like I said I picked the wrong subject to say that

[Anonymous No.]

the D is for doragons

[Anonymous No.]

The weekend's over, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439036
Ah, I though I smelled smug and lavender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439016
Not even that, general threads, are just easy places to get free (you)s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439047
Like that's stopped anyone from caring too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439036
I love musical Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439036
Gonna spray her with a spritz bottle

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439037
Hey now, I'm trying to be nice here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438898
Listen, man, I don't wanna go to Rl'yeh, okay? Sea Bishop is nice, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439051
Oddly enough, /monster/, JP, R9K and /Pol/ all kind of share the same mentality towards other males being presented in an imaginative setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439024
That's not the reason KC gave. After all there are so many ways to turn a man into an incubus that to a monster its not like a normal man is especially inconvenient.

Rather KC's stated reason for not having monsters be able to birth incubi/males is to enable the "monsters leave their communities and journey to find/capture a man" scenarios. If non-married men were readily available in monster dominant communities then there would be little reason for them to go on such journeys. Not because the men they birth are superior, just that they are not so far away.

This was all stated in a Q and A KC did for MGR ages ago if I recall right.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be a hero, with a CC Satyr as your trainer.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa0lMzaljTk

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439036
If I see that cat [one more time]...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439076
But Anon, where would you be without her? She helps make your boring life interesting!

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to see more salamander stuff
Would be nice to fight one

[Anonymous No.]

So what's been happening? I heard mgg threads on here are suffering a severe drop in quality thanks to writefags bailing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439066
Even so. There you have it, proof that it would indeed diminish the experience with MGs. You would never get captured (or be less likely to) if they could give birth. Finding your waifu is now harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439063
And all those boards are suffering thanks to this petty fighting. The quality of /monster/ has gone downhill and writefags are bailing left and right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439088
The relentless shitposting's just done the sort of attrition it always does on everyone who stands out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439088
>>17439093
Concern troll harder why don't you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439084
>Did someone say fight?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439094
So now the community is slowly going to die because of all these shitposters I guess.

>>17439096
How I am concern trolling? Everyone has been saying how the activity has slown down and how the writefags have all left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439088
Going all out huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439097
Honey, come back inside please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439097
It's a paizuri fight, dear. You wouldn't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439102
>Everyone has been saying how the activity has slown down and how the writefags have all left.
>Everyone
Please tell, who does "everyone" mean in this case?

Activity comes and goes, we're currently in a quiet period due the most popular work here being on a hiatus of sorts. It's jack shit to do with writers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439088
Most of the content is just "waifu doing stuff" it doesn't even feel monster related most of the time.

As for writers its not so much a drop of quality in writing and more the threads have no longer care about writing in general at best or at worse, going out of their way to discourage and stamp it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439113
/monster/ and /d/. and /monster/ is one of the only other boards to talk about this stuff and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439120
Then who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439097
>>17439107
>Married to a brawly muscly minotaur like that
>Always rearing for a fight
>Calmly reign her in every time and make it up to her with a massage
>Sometimes on the weekend when someone's being an asshole at the bar tell her 'okay. Now you can fight'
>She proceeds to decimate said asshole and comes back hugging you twice as hard
Nice girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439118
>As for writers its not so much a drop of quality in writing and more the threads have no longer care about writing in general at best or at worse, going out of their way to discourage and stamp it out
Well that is the problem. That's what kills creativity and leads to a decline. We need drawfags and writefags to keep us alive and sustained. Even the drop in stories on Monster Girl Collection and Touch Fluffy Tail is noticeable

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439124
See >>17439118

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439097
No, I said muscle worship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439126
>Everyone at the bar can't help but stare, after your Minotaur wife beats some asshole to a pulp, she's now mooing softly as you give her a backrub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439128
Monster girls are reclining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439118
Or maybe its just the hiatus in profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439139
>When she came in the bar looked tense, angry, ready to pop off at anyone, barely staying by her husband's side for a chance to brawl
>When they left, she was nuzzled up against him, hopping back and forth on her feet like a schoolgirl with a crush, picking him up and hugging him like a teddy bear and smooching him all over with saccharine noises and cute moos of happiness
I want this girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439097
I bet she has a story to tell for every scar.

>This one I got from a salamander. Damn tough bitches fight as well without swords as with them! Ah, memories...

[Anonymous No.]

>17439120
They will always say we're dying because that's what the site they're on says about 4chan as a whole. They always try to portray themselves as the hip new site that all the cool kids use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439097
I want to rub my fingers through every scar tissue crevice she has. I want to her to unreasonably angry when she notices the scars on my back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439128
Consider that the old guard is all but dead and the new/recent blood are seen as attention whores.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, minotaurs are fucking great. All this talk is putting them up my list again.
Big, beefy ornery girls with muscle, titty and machisma to spare.
Either the rape you all day variety or power bottom variety or gap moe angry at everyone but coos like a puppy with you variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439160
Agreed. We need a spark in new writers. But it seems like King Janny(((aka ClassicIcedTea))) wants to censor all talk about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439167
I'm pretty sure pointing that out might get you a ban

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439165
>tfw no lucha minotaur gf to tag team with

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439176
Its Hiro's fault for fucking up the search engine which accidently revealed the hidden board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439160
I feel like its more that the old guard is worshipped and the new guys just don't write things people want.
That and there's the fact that people would rather bring up dead writers to hate then read active writers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438918
Her husbando isn't real.
And in the reality he is, she isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439202
The old guard sure wasn't worshipped while they were still here. So in that sense nothing's changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439202
They only get brought to due to some writer becoming/is a shitter (shigydidgy for example) or a newfag asks who they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439209
Lets just finally start getting more stories again. I want to see more faggot cat shit and Ushi-Oni stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439209
It does feel like that from time to time

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439217
Shush.

Big fat cuddle cats are for snuggling while they smug it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439217
What kind of smugcat stuff do you like best anon? The kind where she drives someone to madness so he won't resist her or cute childhood friend shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439232
>tfw so few T H I C C monster girl stories
Its an untapped goldmine

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439126
Thanks for reminding me why Minotaur is best waifu. There is nothing sexier than having your waifu work as security and fuck her while eating out her muscled body after she comes back from delivering a beating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439217
I'm waiting for more of the roulette, it feels like a sitcom at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439233
A mix of her trolling and her being dominant. Also extra focus if she's chubby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17434075
>that picture
Holy FUCK

Please tell me there's more

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439165
>gap moe angry at everyone but coos like a puppy with you variety.
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439273
At this point it may be more frequent than tough girls being done regularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439273
>>17439274
Oh cmon, I like all the different types like I said

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439243
>>17439237
Sad thing is I know /monster/ will throw a bitch fit if you make a chubby monster girl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439217
I want to write but I can't do dialogue for shit and I think with my dick so all the ideas I come up with are smut.
>>17439270
I wish barb done more baphomet, he's great at drawing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439217
Faggot cats are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439286
Smut is good. Just make some good descriptions is all I'm asking for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439243
Chubby and thick cheshires are for giving smug 'Nya-ha ha!'s while being petted.

[Anonymous No.]

https://pastebin.com/8X8kJyz5

Come on damn it update the story already

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439295
While also feeding a cheeseburger and groping their big jiggly butts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439295
Agreed
I want a chubby Cheshire so fucking bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439285
/monster/ can choke on their own dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439307
Yes.

Extra meme points for putting bacon on the burger.

>>17439308
Its the perfect match and I don't know why.

Muscle cheshires just seem odd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439307
Now you're getting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439241
Your gonna have to wait, he's said he's doing more burning edge first

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439293
>Just make some good descriptions
You lost me.

I will try though, I just have to decide on a monster girl. Maybe I can cheat on the dialogue by doing a rape scene where (you) wake up gagged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439312
>>17439295
>Get frustrated at your chubby plump Cheshire girlfriend as she's been teasing you extra hard that day
>Call her a fat cat
>She gets even smugger and teleports her fat ass right on top of your head, pinning you to the ground
>fight with all your willpower not to pop a boner
>proceed to pop a boner anyway
>"Nyaaah, whats this? If I'm such a fat cat then why are you getting so aroused?"
>"Gasp! Could it be you're... into fat cats, anon? Nya ha hoo!"
>proceeds to smother your face as she unzips your pants and gives you a smugjob like noneother, her weight feeling heavenly pushing you down
Fuck me

[Anonymous No.]

>it's fatfucker hour
Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439327
I need more hnnnggg

[Anonymous No.]

Thought for the day: Having a momster would really kind of suck if you also had a brother- Because ONE of you is going to be the favourite and the other's going to have to be the 'Other One'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439332
Blow it out your ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439314
That's the one with the mecinary and the bitch right? How's that coming along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439332
Its THICC hour. who wouldn't want a smug faggot cat with thicc thighs smothering you?

>>17439322
This. Make it sound like she gained all that weight just to fuck with yoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439327
Slap that fat cat ass.

Slap it till its red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439349
>thicc
Soiled it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439349
Me because I don't like lard
>thicc
Hello /v/

[Anonymous No.]

Chubby cats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439126
>Calmly reign her in every time and make it up to her with a massage

What if I reign her in by licking her abs while I touch her biceps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439365
Grope that cat.
Give her your fish stick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439332
We could always talk about other body types while they do their thing. Which types do you like, lolis, muscle girls or hourglasses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439354
>>17439351
More chubby, cuddly faggot cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>17434282
This. >>17434300
I saw this happening over the years first-hand. People who posted good non-/d/ stuff getting ignored while the thread circlejerked over the shitty ones. Might as well not waste energy on this place anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439371
Hour glass. I prefer a monster girl with thick thighs and a nice, jiggly ass. It just suits some of them so well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439371
>a pharaoh that tiny
Always a shame when kings die young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439373
This.
Big, smug, and soft cheshires are the greatest.

Would pamper one into maximum oversmug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439371
muscle girls, muscle girls, all the way muscle girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439371
A Pharaoh should not be allowed to be that smug. Damn Lolis making Pharaohs smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439343
Motherly love is different than normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439351
>>17439337
>Desperately try to smack her ass to get her to stop
>Slap it again and again and again, each slap harder and harder, causing her to wobble and bounce it on top of you as her arousal soaks through her panties
>It just makes her moan and bob her head faster and deeper, purrs in her throat adding a vibrating sensation around your dick as she eats at it like one of her favorite meals
>Somehow in an attempt to spank her with both hands at once, it caused her to orgasm and shove her ass down further, crushing your face even more
>This pushes you over the edge and you cum down her throat, as she desperately moans and gulps with all her gusto to swallow it all down greedily
>Spasm as she keeps sucking even after you finish, now kicking your knees along with spanking at her to get her off of you
>She finally does so, heavily rolling off to the side and panting, a bit of your jizz dripping from the side of her mouth as she gasps for breath
>You look down at her as you kneel up for air
>Laying on her back, spread out, her plush body sweaty from exertion, its just pushes your desire up even more
>She actually looks a little shocked and not in control as you suddenly grab her by the ankles and force her thick thighs to bend back as she lays on her back, spreading them so you have access to her plump pussy
>Tearing off her panties, you start going to town on her in the mating press, every pump eliciting a yelp out of her and a wave of jiggle out of her plump body
>Thighs and tummy and tits all wobbling in unison, you grunt and groan as you bore into her, and her yelps turn to loud moans of pleasure, her hips bucking back against yours causing loud slapping sounds from her pudgy hips slamming against yours in such a position, her eyes heartpupiling and her tail forming a heart shape on the floor beside her
>Finally finish inside her as she cums in unison, her back arching and hands clawing at you as you paint her womb white
>Collapse on top of her, her softness pillowing your fall as she gives a happy 'oomf!' at your weight slamming into her before her hands go around to embrace you
>Through gasping, you both look at each other, her smirking and you rolling your eyes
>"Stupid... fat cat..."
>"Nya... ha ha..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439375
What stories would you consider shitty that got attention?
Vengace cones to mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439371
Hourglass and muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439399
The best, although I'd roll around so that I could let her rest and curl up atop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439413
Also a fantastic ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439421
Yep.
And the best bit is going to be that fat cat ass after she is carrying some cheshire kittens for a couple months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439371
I don't want to sully the bodytypes I like by posting about them in the middle of lard hour just to spite fatfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439375
Don't be like that. Just contribute. We need more creativity. Fuck them. Even if its smut, if its good smut then its all good.

>>17436598
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439427
Don't forget her milky tits.

>>17439421
indeed. Really enjoyed it. I think the chubby monster girl stories could really grow

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439448
That too.

I kinda want to walk in on her milking herself into a glass because she wants to try it.

Catching that pregnant cuddlecat being weird would be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439348
She had a breakdown after growing a tail
She's now mellowed out and more contemplating her situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439454
It's time to get the hellhound off the table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439448
>>17439463
Would you walk up to her in the morning and ignoring her greeting rip open her top and start sucking on her milky tits right there? How would that chubby cat react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439463
I've always wanted to see a story where a monster girl puts on a good amount of weight, gets upset over it, her husband calms her down and starts to tell her how beautiful she is, and then this leads into some really nice fluffy sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439472
>Would you walk up to her in the morning and ignoring her greeting rip open her top and start sucking on her milky tits right there? How would that chubby cat react?
Damn right I would. She's act all smug, but she'd have such a look of maternal affection on her face

[Anonymous No.]

Curious Cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439471
What is the meme with hellhounds and tables?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439472
Nope.
I'd rather sneak up, press my morning wood against that huge rear of hers, and start 'milking' them titties.

>>17439475
Watching the big cuddlecat be briefly unsmug at times because her teleport landings are a lot harder than she remembered would be fantastic.

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>>17439454
>literally expecting a penis

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>>17439392
There's one way to de-smug her anon, I think you know what you need to do. It'll only make her smugger in the afterglow though.

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>>17439485
Not so curious once she sees the picture

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>>17439485
I want plant my face in her tits.

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>>17439487
Garfield

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>>17439485
>>17439507
I wanna suffocate while eating her out
No ragrets

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439507
Too many cakes at Mad Hatter's tea parties I see.

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>>17439371
I love Loli bodytypes. Plus most personalities mesh well with it in a fun way. Spoiled bratty youngins are just as good as a hundred year old and mega wise mandragora that people confuse for a week old weed.

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>>17439518
Well they are delicious.

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>>17439518
Straight to her plump cat thighs.

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>>17439445
With posts like these >>17437528 at the slightest mention of the word "writefag" makes look like stories for granted.
Meanwhile people discuss dudes like bob and shoggocks as if they were having a casual chat over some beer on a friday evening. It's funny because those read like they're just for laughs in comparison.

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>>17439518
I want to learn that recipe so I can make them for her.
And bake them while she's gone so I can leave them out for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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>>17439544
>Leave out a batch of fresh tea cakes, Mad Hatter's own secret recipe, out before you go to bed.
>Wake up to find a plump, purple cat in your bed, with a trail of crumbs leading to it.

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>>17439552
Perfect.

She can tease me all she wants, I'll be teasing her back with those cakes and by leaving them out.

[Anonymous No.]

We must end Summer.

Bring the Gremlin and Lich twin sisters in, have them start prototyping a Dragon and Ice Queen hybrid.

The Ice Queen's weaknesses, mobility and the inability to endure large temperature / environmental variance will be counteracted.

The perfect MG, capable of spreading Winter even to volcanic isles!

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>>17439563
Winter Gremlins are good for making toys in Santa's workshop, for all the good girls and boys.

[Anonymous No.]

Daughterus on leashes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439587
Naked daughterus on leashes!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no stacked tomboy mino who insists that she doesn't like you but always comes to you to get milked by hand rather than by any other farm hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439614
It's only because you happen to be the best at milking, that's all, don't get any ideas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439563
I'd like another ice age so I can cuddle a Yeti waifu tightly and scare the Wendigos

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>>17439631
Does that anon enjoy any season of the year?

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>>17439386
Oh shit, she's a sexual tyrannosaurus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439623
And what if I tell her the sounds she makes while being milked are cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439563
>>17439631
I do not want winter to come

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>>17439639
He enjoys Summer until proven otherwise.

He doesn't like being stalked by that Ushi-Oni in every season picture though.

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>>17439563
I bet a Lich would like when it's snowing beouxce she can look at it and go "Good, I can stay indoors and do some experiments and cuddle my husband."

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>>17439645
You're going to get punched.

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>>17439659
Winter weather is snuggling weather, let it come

[Anonymous No.]

So there's going to be a total solar eclipse over north america in two weeks. You think this could be the sign we were waiting for? You think 2017 is going to be our year?

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>>17439659
Weather Ryu, pls no.

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>>17439686
It'd be worth it won't it?

[Anonymous No.]

Which mg would go full:
Gibbs me dat spirt enuhgy human boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439523
>Plus most personalities mesh well with it in a fun way. Spoiled bratty youngins are just as good as a hundred year old and mega wise mandragora that people confuse for a week old weed.
Also mild-mannered good girls, secretly lewd and seductive ones who are excited to "play" with an onii-san, and kuuderes.

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>>17439699
Probably.

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>>17439721
Yes

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>>17439746
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

Felid Homunculi.

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>>17439696
Stop. It's not healthy to think like that anon.
I don't need another letdown to throw me back into my old downward spiraling depressed self.

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>>17439786
Mordred is cute.

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>>17439696
Given how it will only hapen in North America, no.

The "W-Day" is going to be all wide spanning and will know no preference in geography.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439786
Nya Nya

[Anonymous No.]

So this is done, nacho girl finding a hubby:

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64282915

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>>17439822
That's pretty damn grotesque dude.

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>>17439696
The portals are never coming, anon. Only the void awaits.

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>>17439847
Don't be dissin' the void, man. There's shogs in there.

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>>17439822
Oh yeah, that's some /d/ shit right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439822
>last few pages came at once
>it actually has dialogue now
Over the moon right now as a nachofag, translation when?

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>>17439802
Taking aside all the fan talk of portals and all. The victory and realization of waifus is inevitable.

All you need is the ability of full immersive VR and an AI as smart or smarter than a human. Both of these thing futurists and experts on the field overwhelmingly agree are possible and are likely to occur within this century.

So it is not really a matter of if, but when and if it will happen within our timeline. The arrival of waifus is inevitable.

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>>17439822
I think I misunderstood their description this whole time regarding the spider part and now don't like them as much now

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>>17439893
What did you think it was?

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>>17439887
>born just in time to recognize the superiority of waifus
>born to early for your waifu to become a reality

Are you sure we're not actually in hell right now?

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>>17439847
The void contains endless possibilities includung your dream life with your waifu.

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>>17439887
I'll be an old man by the time they get good though. and also that means you'll have to pay top dollar to microsoft or one of their cohorts to see the waifu. Absolutely disgusting.

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>>17439887
I said "timeline", sorry I meant "lifetime"

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>>17439902
Maybe, maybe not and might occur within our lifetime.

>>17439907

It might not be that expensive, like all tech, it becomes widely accessible over time.

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>>17439902
If this was hell, quite a few of our waifus would be here.

Looking at you demonfags

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>>17439916
Again, by the time we're old and/or dead. As it stands right now VR is trash and the least trash versions will cost you upward of a thousand neo-shekels. I think it's wrong that any quanitity of money, no matter how small, acts as a barrier of entry to something like that.

I can't afford to wait for waifu to come to me. Human lives are short. I will tear down the walls between with my bare hands if I must. Cold circuitry programmed by 3d people won't cut it, man.

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>>17439905
The void is the collapse of possibilities into a single event: the purely deterministic decay of a once luminous being into mere matter. Freedom from pain, choice, uncertainty, and longing. The cold, certain comfort of cessation.

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>>17439949
You could just stop having one. I lost mine, i think of her time to time but now i wallow in by depression.
Makes my end easier too as i dont go "for her" anymore.

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>>17439962
Hey man, I don't have a waifu. I just really want to live in a world where MGs are a romantic option. It won't happen, but it makes me happy to think about.

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>>17439949
It's begun, then.

Anon, I was once like you. You have come to this place seeking to bring yourself to your waifu. You will pore deep into forgotten texts. You will see wonders beyond imagining. But be warned.

Time itself will rise up against you. Long-forgotten terrors will smother your courage. You will sacrifice everything as the final darkness falls. In the end? All that awaits you is death. Only then will you understand - you've been following in my footsteps all along.

So go then, anon. Go with all your love and passion. For in the final hour, all must suffer the one. True. Ending.

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>>17439822
Why did I even open this

[Anonymous No.]

Big spiders are best spiders

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>>17439985
Because you're a disgusting lolicon who masturbates to the thought of fucking an eldritch being in a twelve year olds body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439802
Nice blog faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to get your tickets for Loli-Con 2017 with keynote speaker Chips Handon!

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>>17439995
Not really.

That reminds me, has Spider-Anon gotten over his fear of spoidahs yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439995
Ah I see you're a man of culture too.

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>>17439995
At least that spider's too big to hide in my shoes.

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>>17439995
I still don't like spiders.

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>>17439822

Am I the only one that finds becoming one with my waifu to be kind of romantic?

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>>17440029
well they like you so don't worry

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>>17440036
...that doesn't help.

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>>17440029
>>17440036
I smell a sitcom!
>Anon has arachnophobia
>somehow, by some cruel twist of fate, his mana only attract Arachnes
>now his small apartment complex is full of single spider girls who want his D and he can't get out of his lease for the next year!
Now we just need a catchy name and it would win a Emmy for MG Television.

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>>17439968
Well shit man. I wouldn't go for like a tulpa or wiccan rituals or any crazy shit like that but if I see any kind of sign while I'm going about my business I'm not ignoring it.

There was a rough time in my life when I was looking into speaking to the spirit of someone I missed, though, so maybe it's not that different.

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>>17440048
MC's name could be "Webster", doubling as the punny show name.
"Caught Up" (as in a web) might also work.

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>>17440048
Cutey Crawlies

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>>17440048
Spider-man

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440048
One Heart, Many Legs

[Anonymous No.]

Oppai loli spidesrs are the cutest!
They can be a backpack and a boob hat at the same time!

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>>17439511
>Odie the Kobold and Garfield the Cheshire
I'd read a comic about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>valkyrie descends from the heavens to tell a young man he is hero material >young man simply replys that he wants to be a simple man
>valkyrie wont settle for this and constantly tries to get him into heroic antics

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440062
Crappy crawlers!

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>>17440048
I had an idea similar to this awhile back
>EMG type scenario where humans are host families to monster girls
>Has arachnophobia
>The monster girl he hosts ends up being an arachnid type
>Can hardly look at her without breaking into a cold sweat
>He's really scared to be around her
>She wonders why he acts so funny
>Over time he gets used to her and overcomes his fears
>They both fall in love
>Happy end

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>>17440048
Fear Comes in Eights

Alternatively: Octophobia

Which is the fear of the number 8. Which is an actual thing.

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>>17440048
Now I wanna watch MGC Soap Operas.

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>>17440048
>Now we just need a catchy name and it would win a Emmy for MG Television.

Charlotte's Web?

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>>17440007
I didn't know Ushis came in backpack size. I want all the backpack monsters!

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>>17440179
Is your spine strong enough to support a backpack p'orc?

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>>17440007
Never.

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>>17440048
But who plays the leading role?

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>>17440019
Don't underestimate her.
When you least expect it! Ushi!

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>>17440207

This guy probably >>17440197

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>>17440212
I would refuse to even be in the same building with a spider girl.

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>>17440216
But Anon, your lease!

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>>17440220
I'd sleep on the street before I even considered sleeping in the same apartment with a spider girl. No way am I going to accidentally have an Enemy moment with one of those things.

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>>17440194
Don't underestimate my daily intake of holst milk. My spine is as strong as steel.

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>>17440231
That ending scared the shit out of me

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>>17440239
I couldn't even watch it.

[Anonymous No.]

I have the best idea.
Coed dorms at Monster Girl University.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440290
I'd rather be the only guy in a Monster Girl Sorority.

Not because I joined but because I was kidnapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440290
shenanigans will ensue and undergarments from both sides will likely go missing
pastebin.com/JpDxZbD1

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17440318
>2015 was 2 years ago

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>>17440321
PRINCESS CEASE THIS BEHAVIOR AT ONCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440321
Titania or Elf?
Both are equally rapeable I suppose, its just how she'll react when I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440323
>Ravish me, you filthy Human!~

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>>17440321
>>17440323
>>17440341
>Anon is a mercenary hired to protect an Elven Princess during her travels.
>She really wants this cute mercenary to bend her over in her carriage and rape her senseless.

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>>17440341
>>17440353
>"Princess we are nearly ready to break camp, have you made yourself decent yet?"
>"Of course, come on in and help me out, my big strong mercenary who takes what he wants and is stopped by no one or no thing!"
>"Princess, I must insist you promise me, for it has been no less than a dozen times you have claimed you were dressed only to try to entice me upon my entry. Promise me you are dressed and decent."
>"Of course, of course! Now come in!"
>"...You are wearing nothing. Agai-"
>"Kyaaa! Oh you brutish man! Barging in on a-"
>"-on a girl with nothing on, how dare you big strong human hope he doesnt rape me blah blah I've heard it thirteen times now, throw this on and get ready to move honey- MILADY. I said milady!"

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>>17440321
>>17440323
>>17440341
>>17440353
That's actually a really cute goofy story idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440366
It's a bit like the lewd elf and upstanding orc comic.

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>>17440375
This, only Anon is a bit more willing to give into her advances.
Maybe he's freaking out because he thinks she's probably betrothed to some elf prince, when in reality there are no elf princes to be betrothed to for her.

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>>17440361
Do you think she'd go into maximum breeding mode after hearing him accidentally call her "honey"?

>>17440397
I'd think he's more scared of her mother's retribution if he gave in to his temptations.
Little does he know that her mother hired him so her daughter would have a cute boy to travel around the world with.

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>>17440408
Her eye would momentarily glow red, an internal 'NANI?!' would scream in her ears, but on the outside she'd just cutely (and smugly) smile and say fine, she'll get dressed, though she'd call him honey from that point forward with absolutely no reprove or chance of changing it.

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>>17440408
>Mother inspects anon on his first day of his solemn duty defending the princess
>Very stern looking, very matriarchal, a true high elf of elegance and understated power and authority
>When he finally leaves the throne room to await her formal decision, as soon as the door closes she girls out with her daughter gossiping about what a hottie he is and wondering what kind of lover he'll be and other such things you'd hear at a middle school sleepover
>When he reenters she's as composed as ever and states she will allow him the privilege of defending her daughter, so long as he remains true and steadfast in his devotion

[Anonymous No.]

Found a really good harpy story on another site.
Wings of Desire
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2760794

[Anonymous No.]

>>17434075
Can a Bapho be gap moe?

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if your waifu accidentally took a potion that gives her the body of a toddler for a week anon?

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440456
Carry her on my shoulders, obviously

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17440436
I remember this one from a couple of years ago. One of the better ones that find the perfect balance between being an enjoyable romance, but staying true to the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440463
I want to wake her up so she doesn't miss her stop

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>>17440155
I wonder what Monstywood would create for those stay at home Kikis who like watching while cleaning the house when Master's away. Standard soap drama, mixed with mamonomama sensibilities.
>The joke is on you! I am not Hernando, but his twin brother Hermando. You have been unfaithful to your husband. Now kiss me.
>Ah! But you are wrong. I am not Hernando's maid Alyona, but her twin sister, Alonya. I am faithful to no one but you!
>But how!?
>A Kiki serves her master and encourages him to succeed in his goals
>I too have found a silly mastah to serve! Ufufufu~~~~~
>Nobody cares Shoggoth Lucci!

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>>17440463
Gonna wake that cutie up with a poke to the bicep.

Such a cute girl, although she isn't exactly 'Mini'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440463
That's a lot of beef!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440436
I remember reading that a while ago. I quite liked it, especially for dealing with substantial language barriers and the reasons >>17440467 mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440463
Hello, Arbys? Uh... yes. I think we should talk about your new advertising campaign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440463
On her way to deliver to the Wendigo family, a bunch of excited Wendigos running in circles when they see the delivery girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440463
>tfw no meat delivery Mino that delivers beef right to your doorstep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440456
It'd be a great opportunity to teach our daughteru how to dom! I'm sure she'd be happy to act as an older sister for a few days, among other things. Plus there are plenty of other neat things my waifu and I would do with her in that state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440456
Change her back.

[Anonymous No.]

Would any anons like to start a travelling band after the portal opens and get famous off of playing songs from our realm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440489
>Meat truck
>With THE jingle
"Mamma! Daddy!"
>Excited windigo noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440463
I'd go there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440426
>"See? Didn't I tell you I'd find a good one!"
>"I'm sorry for doubting you mother! He's perfect! I can't wait for him to shove me down and breed me~"
>"Don't assume dear, he might just sweep you off your feet like your father did for me~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440463
Marry mini
Love mini
Make mini minis

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440500
But I have no musical talent anon.

>>17440501
>horde of little Wendigos chasing after the meat truck in a line
Wendigos really are too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440500
Can I just blast "Bring Me to Life" from an mp3 and look sad instead?
I hear hellhounds love that stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440463
I want to see the Monster Girl GrubHub!
>Succubus Pizza
>Jiangshi Chinese
>Minotaur Meats
I know there are other threadcannon resturants, but I can't think of any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440513
>Hellhound howling along to 'wake me up'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440500
First I gotta find my girl!

https://youtu.be/8oWfHcl94k4

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440517
I hear KDF runs a restaurant, but everyone says that the food is all rubbery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440520
Hyuk hyuk hyuk

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440520
Anon you should be ashamed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440518
>forgetting hellhound barbecue
You have failed us all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440526
I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440463
>Super muscle
>Super busty
>Scar
>CUTE
>CUUUUTE
I wanna touch the cow
I wanna do it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440510
Neither do I anon. Thats why we visit a flayer who burrows musical talent into our heads.
>>17440513
I mean you can but just imagine how fun it would be going from bar to bar playing songs from our realm would be.
>>17440519
>The Zep
Anon please could you imagine the look on the angels eyes when we play stairway to heaven!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440520
I'd find a good rimshot video for that, but I'm a bit tied up at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440537
>Neither do I anon. Thats why we visit a flayer who burrows musical talent into our heads.
Anon no, that's cheating! That's almost as bad as having a hidden music player on you and lip syncing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440489
>>17440501
>She needs all her burly strength to make it to the door with a dozen wendis hanging off of her biceps, legs, neck, tits, all for a chance to get the meat faster

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440542
Anon please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440500
Depends, is it safe to dance?

https://youtu.be/6pOq4hyoX9g

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440543
I mean if you want to learn you can learn. I have no problem with getting shitfaced in a bar and pretending I can sing and play the guitar.
>>17440548
I cant promise any safety if your moves attract the attention of a drunken lamia trying to shake her hips with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440545
Cute! I bet she would give them a piece of meat and a pat on the head as they run off to eat their fresh stretchy meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440545
How do you prepare meat for a wendigo? Beef? Chicken? Pork? Non-Specific Stretchy? Marinade? Dry rub? Smoke? Sous Vide? Charcoal? Propane? Broil? Pan Seared? Bloody? Medium Rare? Well Done? Black and Blue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440318
>the alps give raiders a pair out of pity.
Truly the kindest souls out there. Even though I have no idea how someone can fuck up on their dorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440545
>Finally makes it to the door, smiling through panting, where papa Wendigo is, in human form
>"Hmm? Where's the misses, Mr. W?"
>Feels a little scurry from her right hip
>"Awa... I'm right here!"
>Laugh track

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440553
>Wendigo with swirly eyes and drool out of her mouth as she's dazed by you listing all the different types of meats out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440553
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440562
>having to protect your smoker from your wendigo waifu and daugterfu while you make a brisket

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440575
>Lightly bopping off daughterus with a safe-edge spatula as they try and pounce you and the smoker
>Bop one right on the head
>"Huh? Honey! You're supposed to be helping me!"
>"Aahh... sorry! Too hungry!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440575
>I swear! It'll taste better if you wait!
>[RAVENOUS CUTE WENDIGO NOISES]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440589
>>17440595
>Brisket is finally done and anons wendigo family attacks it before he can even make a plate
>A hungry anon sits down at the dinner table longing for a decent family dinner
>Wendigo waifu slides him a full plate from the opposite end of the table
>Looking up anon notices his waifu and daughters all sitting at the table looking content
>Happy, anon begins to eat his dinner as his Wendigo family compliments his cooking and discusses their day

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440612
Why are wendigo families consistently the cutest thing this thread comes up with

[Anonymous No.]

Writing out a story of a Raiju but can they possibly stun a Ushi Oni with their electric powers or would the Ushi just shrug it off and continue her assault? What if the Raiju channeled a lightning bolt through her to overload the Ushi?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to watch out when walking through the woods.

A lamia loli may be waiting in the bushes and wrap you up!.... Or at least one of your legs.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it Automaton or Automation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440619
An Ushi is stunnable, but if the Raiju's just using a thunderbolt it won't necessarily work. I suggest using thunder wave for a more guaranteed paralysis, that way the Raiju can chip at the Ushi without too high a risk of getting decimated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440636
Automaton = robit
Automation - making a process automated
The former.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440639
Let me add some more context I guess. A dumb anon gets lost and almost gets raped by a Ushi before a Raiju saves him and takes him home and rapes him herself. So maybe she just flashbangs the Ushi and retreats with anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440562
I want to watch the food network with my wendigo family! Their dazed faces at the steaks are the cutest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440645
The Raiju goes full SOLAR FLARE and absconds with her new boy.

Rapespiders are fast, but weasels are faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440666
I want a Raiju who dresses up like a lightning-themed Superhero!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440666
This is all I needed anon thank you. Raiju will now solar flare the Ushi and take anon all for herself.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine, if you will, the following:
Hide Behind monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440682
What's the point if you'll never see her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440688
God tier reach arounds hook you in. Once she's sufficiently claimed you as her own, she allows herself to be seen, but only by you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440682
Basically wendigos

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440682
>Shadow girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440700
Most importantly, all-weather Wendigos. No longer are the Awawas restricted to the cold climate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440713
Ive always wondered what different seasons Wendigos would be like. Like a spring Wendigo is covered in flowers and fresh leaves on her coat and has a more bubbly personality while a fall wendigo had orange leaves and a more timid and shy personality. Maybe it has something to do with her thinking anon wont find her coat as pretty if it dosent have flowers and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440725
What does a summer Wendi look like? Is she self conscious about wearing a coat in +90 temperatures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440742
Its no different than teenagers wearing black clothes and hoodies in the summer. You would be a bit confused but the vibrant colors and warmth she emits would melt away all those thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl idol groups!
Monster girl idol groups with a man as a "stress reliever" who tours with them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440787
>"Something to take the edge off"
>Picture of the girl holding a penis between her index and middle finger

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440787
>"Mina, please let go of anon! His legs are losing circulation!"
>"No! It's scary!"
And that's when anon learned how dangerous thunderstorms are with a shy sheltered Lamia is involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440799
>>17440800
>He starts getting his own fans who come to lives hoping he'll finger them backstage

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440825
That's how you get a bunch of jealous clingy Idols keeping fans away from their "stress relief"
And then they start sneaking into your bed for cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17438087
>>17438091
At least 10,000 maybe 20,000 years old.

You're not ancient and unknowable until you're pre-historic and may or may not have had some youthful "experimentation" with the Elder Girls back when they were still around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17439822
That is horrifying.The artist went out of his way to make the transformation as scary as possible, I bet he took inspiration from "The Fly".
Either way Atlach-Nachas are still love, and the profile clearly state that you don't even notice the transformation until it already happened.

[Anonymous No.]

I want broken paladin women.
Not physically broken, but mentally broken, and not in the sexual way like the thread usually talks about, either.
I want an entire order to swear themselves to a Vampire or a Wight, using "Mors principium est" as their motto and believing that dying in service of their lord is the greatest glory one can aspire to. Said sacrifice will be rewarded with their resurrection into various species of undead monster girls, with new trainees either being inducted willingly or kidnapped and brainwashed to replace those who have earned the right to enter undead society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440867
Do they just get their magic from the gods then? That's before writing and books were made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440874
Could be consorting with ancient beings beyond our ken.

Could be consolidating some new form of blasphemous powers all on her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440870
I'd like the edgelords to pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440884
The corruptionfags have to make sure they get their turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440884
Not him, but that's not that edgy.

Buncha undead girls turning paladins into death knights to bring into their kingdoms. Standard fair really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440889
I'd say being mentally broken is pretty edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440894
That I can't really place into the guy's post. It may be jarring and perhaps scarring for a while, but being undead is so much better I can see their minds acclimating to the idea sooner or later. It's not really enough to completely break some one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440894
How is it mentally broken to do what you think is good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440894
>>17440898
Broken in the sense that, as paladins, they should be servants of god and the church, but are instead dedicating themselves to a high class undead in the hopes that they too will become one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440902
So they're just corrupted paladins, or some form of black knight. It's not unusual. And if they still felt the need to do good, there's nothing stopping them asides from a monstrous urge to "help" that starving shota orphan a little ore thoroughly than usual.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my mershark waifu to plat out my fears of the deep sea. Like shes in her megalodon form and she comes from underneath me and swallows me whole. Oh god damn it is this vore technically? I just really like the idea of deep sea leviathan monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440907
The Paladin/Black Knight dynamic makes me think about how cartoons do the whole good/bad conscience thing.

>Anon, don't! If you touch yourself, you'll ruin the sanctity of marriage! You'll soil your purity, and give in to otherworldly corruption! If it's too much to bear, I-I don't mind helping you. Don't get any funny ideas, though! I only see you as a f-friend, got it?

>Ara, that doesn't sound very fun, does it, Anon? You must be in so much pain. One stroke wouldn't hurt, right? Go on, take it out. Does the thought of being watched by a strong woman while you masturbate make you excited?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440933
>On one hand you get sex
>On the other you get to masturbate
Wow, black knight-can needs to step her game up

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440951
How do you know she won't take advantage of your post-cum exhaustion and milk you dry

Pally-tan will probably end with a handjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440969
A bad handjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440933
>Paladin-chan tries to get you to cum into what's essentially a sanctified Onahole that she's jerking you with.
>Blackguard-chan wants you to jerk off and spray your cum all over her and Paladin-chan's faces.
>Paladin-chan wants you to take your oaths of servitude so she can keep you as her squire and husband.
>Blackguard-chan wants you to give in to your instincts and have rough threesome sex with her and Paladin-Chan that ends in the two of them monsterizing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440996

Chaotic Lewd Antipaladins seem like a fun time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17434143
Yep. Have another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441028
Would you want to wake up to find Blackguard-chan forcing Paladin-Chan to deepthroat your dick?
How would you feel seeing that haughty Ojou-sama's eyes rolling back into her head as she gags down your dick, her mouth dripping with the cum you let out in your sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441069
Only if the Blackgaurd then pins down Paladin-Chan and tells me for how pure she acts she's getting off on this and wants more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441116
By the end of the day, you'll be cuddling two brand new monstergirls after a comfy shower to get the mess off.

[Anonymous No.]

>new nacho doujin

What the fuck. That transformation...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441180
Yeah, I was pretty on board until dude straight went into full The Thing mode. Also he looks a hell of a lot like that weird dick chariot thing from SMT.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to do the hero knight thing and save a monstergirl.
Then get rewarded with sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441396
I would want to save the dragon from the evil human princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441403
I want to seduce the evil Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441396
How a bout fending of a horde off bandits alongside a salamander who thought it would be fun to join in, and then she goes for you when the fight is done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441396
It would be fun to become a white knight, you know, the one that taints the maidens' insides white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441396
I wanna do the hero knight thing and get defeated by orcs.
Then I get "punished" with sex.
Then after a few months of taking in mamono mana as a sex slave, I turn around and defeat them making them my slaves in return.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what that nacho story is about and who is red-haired grill in the end
The artist is also a chink so doujin in chinese

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441403
I had this idea if the princess being a polymorphed dragon, the dragon defending the tower being either her mother or older sister.
Or the dragon being the one who turns the princess, having her fun with the night while she being helped by her onee-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441428
>OH SHIT

>file name

But how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441430
I would like to see a big sis dragon
No the sort of shota fiddling lewd onee San, but in stead the caring mature sort of monster that looks after her sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441403
What would become of the evil human princess when you defeat her.
Would you turn her into a monster? Or would you just break her?
Or would you hear her scaring back story and heal her pain with love or some other end of anime bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441442
I think I like the idea of big sis dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441455
Gonna find her a husband willing to heal her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441428
My guess would be she's the person who hired the guy to get the treasure or another treasure hunter that was using him as bait.

Hopefully someone can translate it from chink runes when it goes up on sadpanda.

[Anonymous No.]

http://song.granbluefantasy.jp/cd10/

For the fox fuckers, Yuel and Socie are getting their own character song soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441566
Sweet, between this and learning that the FGO summer event is a Wacky-Racers thing things are looking up.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to catch my chubby cuddle cat in an idol uniform in front of a mirror, posing and blowing kisses to invisible fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441780
>sneaking up on a Cheshire
Impossible. This was all planned anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441824
Was it?

Why would she want me to catch her making weird poses in her room while wearing frilly, but revealing, clothes?

Does she want me to see that fat cat ass sticking out of the too small skirt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441842
>You've caught me, my dear, in an act so heinous, that I shall now be forced to ride your penis! Not for pleasure you understand, but to ensure the silence of my man. Now drop those pants, right here, right now, and I'll show you how an idol really wows. Not in the mood? Do not jape! We wouldn't want this to become a rape.

[Anonymous No.]

Wonderland is a hell of a drug
http://imgur.com/a/5t1KG

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441868
Her rhyming is a bit off

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441881
The real question is, does he think heinous is pronounced "heenis", or does he think penis is pronounced "paynis"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441889
I don't know but that she's probably got a British accent, meaning its time for me to teach her the proper way to speak.

American English!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441870
The poor anon wasn't told the dangers of wonderland.

What that JubJub is doing is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>come home one day and instantly get mobbed by mofu as soon as you walk in
>"Ara, welcome home, Anon~"
>"Were you surprised? We just wanted to reward you for all the hard work you do helping to take care of our tails."
>"Yeah, it's only fair that we make you feel good like this. Every time you brush them... and run your fingers through our fur..."
>"Ahn~ It's pure ecstacy~"
>"Sit back and relax, Anon, because we're gonna pull out every tail technique in the book. Just. For. You~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441870
It's okay. Could use some wock though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441911
What are they going to do with kitchen paraphernalia in that situation?

[Anonymous No.]

Dark Priests are for

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441917
yanking their chain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441917
Being big and meaty

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441910
piddle is going to kill me with that art

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441917
Lap pillows

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441940
Lap Pillows are one of the greatest things in the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441943
Agreed, no matter if its soft thights, vanilla thighs, strong thighs or thicc thighs you're resting your head on. They're amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441985
Man thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440463
is that Pixiv I saw actually yours latenight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441881
>>17441889
>Oh how they sting, these arrows and slings! Your mocking and jeers are like music to my ears, for who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? This here Cheshire Cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442108
You aren't rhyming!
Wordplay doesn't work like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441917
Marrying Monster Girls and Humans or Humans and Humans.

Unless a Sea Bishop is in town or it's near a coastline or river.

In other news we'll never see a Sea Bishop swim up a muddy dirty river like the Mississippi and be sad that her beautiful white "pastor" clothing is ruined brown.

Instead of emerging from the water to the podium as an angelic fish priestess to marry a MG couple she'll emerge as some kind of swamp monster instead, like the river spirit from Spirited Away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442101
Could you clarify which pixiv you saw?

[Anonymous No.]

I recently got into Subnautica and really wish we had a story about a lone diver trying to eke out a living on a world of Aquatic Monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442154
piddlepoddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442163
Yes, that is mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442174
Cool, I was wondering if it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17437114
>but I'm at that point where I have to trim down the plot no one cares about between the lewd
See, this here is what fucks it up. Without a story for your...well, story, might as well just beat off to porn

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that there are two types of loli monstergirl idols.

The cute, innocent kind that wear modest outfits and sing about happy pure love.

Then there's the cute, lewd kind that wear erotic outfits and sing about sex with childhood friends and older brothers and fathers and stuff.

Knowing the difference could save your daughteru's purity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17440517
Mofu Tofu.

Except they're going out of business because the delivery girls keep eating the product.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442202
But I want to go full on degenerate!

>>17442282
That sounds like a lot of chubby foxes.
Maybe the cook should just make it a pickup-only place so that the girls stop eating it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442286
>But I want to go full on degenerate!
Then just dick your daughteru anon, no need to force her to go see erotic Sabbath concerts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442286
>Maybe the cook should just make it a pickup-only place so that the girls stop eating it.
I don't think it'd even get that far anon, the foxes would eat the tofu as soon as it was done cooking, maybe even before.

Unless ball gags are part of the Mofu Tofu uniform I don't see their business generating much profit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442290
But then you get to get her all hot and bothered so you can make her wait till afterwards to do something.

May even bring the wife as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442202
>wear erotic outfits and sing about sex with childhood friends
>erotic outfits
Like school swimsuits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442296
I mean, definitely take your daughteru to a concert like that if you think she'll like it anon, I'm sure it'd be a great time. Forcing her isn't comfy though, if she wants to go willingly that makes things so much nicer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442307
Yes exactly, ones that turn transparent when the aquatechnics go off.

Think of it anon, all those lolis up there on stage, gyrating their bodies in time with their songs wearing outfits like that. It'd be enough to drive anyone insane!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442314
aww geez

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442314
And just imagine when the lolis want to play idol concert and make their childhood friends shoot their swimsuit-clad gyrating bodies with super soakers while they sing along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442318
>the night and day following Sabbath concerts see large spikes in childhood marriage rates

It's almost like they're planning something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442314
Wouldn't that look more awkward than anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442290
>no need to force her to go see erotic Sabbath concerts.
Now all I'm imagining is Ozzy Osborne singing while a bunch of monstergirls are playing behind him. And that's pretty fucking rad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442295
Sounds like they need a visit from Ms. Inari Ramisei.
>you call this tofu? I'd feel bad giving this to a Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442295
>Unless ball gags are part of the Mofu Tofu uniform I don't see their business generating much profit.
>have to gag the foxes to keep them from eating people's orders
Maybe you need better workers anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442194
Do you really care about the military particulars of various battles though? It's not really one of those stories that you can "jump here for the lewd" with, the context and build up is very important.

How else could you set up raping a Baphomet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17441917
that guy doesnt look healthy to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442365
>manager hires anon on as a "brush boy"
>the job is simple
>each worker that goes their whole shift without eating any of the orders gets one thorough brushing
>they eat the tofu and they get nothing
>within two weeks they're up to a 98% on-time order completion rate

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442385
>I may have gone too far in a few places

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442365
No thanks, ball gags are much cheaper and more efficient than firing all the workers and hiring new ones. Besides, the foxes are what make Mofu Tofu so popular!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442401
This would work for the single foxes, but then they wouldn't be single for long. after that they could just make anon brush them using wife influence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442401
>98% on-time order completion rate
That sounds like a lot of brushing for anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442295
Imagine the drool from all those tofu-hungry gagged foxes!

That could hardly be sanitary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442413
Most of these sorts of places are hiring younger foxes, especially those looking to get some cooking experience for the future.
The older ones tend to think themselves above these sorts of jobs.

>>17442417
~6 workers per shift, it's doable. Not like there's that many high-tailed foxes working at a food delivery joint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442385
>Do you really care about the military particulars of various battles though?
If they were competently thought-out and presented, yes. The problem is that's way out of the reach of any fa/tg/uys, so it's about 99% of the time a good idea to trim them down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442421
I bet they'd make really good tips though, their perceived suffering would make plenty of people feel guilty.

[Anonymous No.]

Do we have Undead Centaur or Wonderland Centaur yet? Maybe a Harpy Centaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442401
>lewd young foxes haa-haa'ing all day at work in anticipation of the B

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442446
>>17442449
Working for Mofu Tofu would be an intense job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442449
>Geeze, your tail is really ruffled up.
>This is going to take some time to get through.
>What's with that smirk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442468
> instead of eating tofu, foxes spend time not doing their job but ruffling their tails and layering them in the most difficult to brush ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442473
The orders still need to get completed or nobody gets their brushing.
They can rough up their tails on their own time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442473
They still need to look presentable for the customers. Nobody want's to be served by a Fox with ratty mofu, especially at Mofu Tofu! I mean, it has mofu in the name and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>Married wendigo finds a traveller lost in a snowstorm
>Offers to bring him somewhere safe and he agrees
>Absorbs him into the coat dimension where her husband
>But he wasnt given any heads up
>Husband is in his underwear, dancing around listening to music as he cleans his hut up
>Strange traveller falls through the coat that connects back to reality very suddenly
>Both just stare at each other before the husband does a dance towards the closet and come back out with clothes on
Wendigos are too fun.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to poke a loli Wendigo in her Wendicunny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442550
do not

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442550
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442550
>poking a wendigo's pussy

what happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442554
>>17442572
Loli Wendigoes need love too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442576
You are coat man now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442576
You get glomped by her coat and now you have your own pocket dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442579
>>17442591
Oh cool, is it cozy inside? I can fuck her anytime right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442550
I want to poke a wendigo in the cheek with my meat rod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442597
Yeah its a manifestation of what is comfy to the husband as a individual. Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

The coat man is actually just the Wendigo's stand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442598
I want to fill a Wendigo up with the big stretchy meat I keep in my pants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442550
I want to become a fancy dress for a high class wendigo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442607
>Kinky Wenidgo has a sex dungeon hidden in her coat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442597
>I can fuck her anytime right?
This applies to literally every monster girl except Smoke Hobo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442624
>inside the wendigo's coat is a sex dungeon more fucked up than KDF's

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442632
Still not as bad as mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442632
Oh the horrors I can't even imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442624
That sounds really nice anon. If I had Wendigos instead of Kobolds we would definitely do something like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442632
>>17442636
So much pink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442639
>pink
are you some kind of sissy or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442632
>Harblador Wendigo
Don't even know if this is a pls no or a yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442639
>wendigo is obsessed with the color pink and fluffy things in her kink dungeon
>her husband is still super comfy even when tied down to a table

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442632
>everything is the same except on fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442638
>not staying true to your waifu's species
god dammit KDF I hate you so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442671
His post clearly indicates he is staying with his waifu though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442671
Don't get me wrong anon, Kobolds are by far my top choice. It's just that I love my waifu and daughteru for their personalities and their interests and stuff, I would take them as pretty much any species as long as they were 'them' in every other aspect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442671
>>17442681
I hate to say I agree with KDF here but I agree with KDF here.

[Anonymous No.]

One of the negative things about living with a dragon species is dealing with the damage she does accidentally all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442681
Thats pretty fucking romantic coming from a absolute degenerate.

Good on you KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442697
Hey thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442691
That's what you get for having glass walls and doors anon, what are you thinking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442691
You could just buy a bigger house or something. If you married a dragon you are probably loaded with money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442646
Wendigoes just need a nice slit down their jaw and I'd be all over them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442746
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442746
Cute! Kisses would be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442746
2spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442812
Especially inside her cloak, where time and space lose all meaning. Her tongue would wrap around yours, swirling around it and caressing it from every direction. All the while echoes of her lips and innumerable teeth would tease you all over, kissing and nibbling your whole body seemingly at once. Her soft flat pressing into you as she hugs you from behind, sometime, somewhere. You'd come to the edge of mindbreak before she gently pulled you out and cuddled you in a normal, safe bed in your safe, comprehensible reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442746
Thank god they're not shit like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442746
Would pay for a blowjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442843
>Eww monstergirls, give me my teddybears back

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442290
>not wanting her to learn how to go full slutty lolidom

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442850
So go make your own MGs with blackjack and hookers instead of fucking up already existing ones.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon watch out!
Just because your Redcap waifu is pregnant, doesn't mean that she won't rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442863
What the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442860
I know right? Who in their right mind would want to be dommed by their adopted Jinko daughteru wearing nothing but a pair of her training spats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442746
I'd hit it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442850
Can I have my teddybears AND monster girl?

Or a Monster Girl Teddy Bear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442899
I want a big MG plushie to cuddle in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442883
Gonna keep that red-cap painted white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442888
>dommed by their adopted Jinko daughteru
Monsters: not even once. This is how they repay your kindness, with brutal rape. You take care of a poor orphan for years, and then one day she makes you into her sex slave and forces you to fertilize her first ovulation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442902
I want a big plush MG to cuddle in bed.
Maximum snuggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442902
I'd prefer a fluffy little loli teddy girl to carry around in my arms and sit in my lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442915
But anon, it's just her way of showing how much she loves and adores you! She wouldn't even think of acting like that to anyone else but her amazing, caring, and oh so cute adoptive father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442974
I prefer my living dolls hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442981
But that doesn't sound very comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442983
But they're much easier to clean when you get lewd with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442915
>>17442976
I know understand daughteru dicking. Or is this more like fatheru dicking as shes fucking you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442888
>adopted
>non-blood related

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442981
> you'll never have a troupe of tiny living dolls shaped like indians who you keep in a special cupboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442914
A pregnant Whitecap would be cuddly and clingy
Be prepared for a lot of comfy times followed by sexy times when her cap starts to turn pink

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443023
Well worth it.
Such a cutie.

One that'll soon have a cute daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443018
Anon that's racist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442888
>adopted jinko
>femdom
>spats
Great now I have a boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443032
Just imagine it anon

>Jinko daughteru comes home from her work out, towel over her shoulders and wearing a tight sweaty sports bra paired with spats.
>decides tonight is the night where she'll finally take her shorter father
>Grabs you, holds you down on the bed and gives you a handjob while she spoons you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443037
Way hotter than it should be.
Spooning handjobs from tall girls are amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443079
She's better be lanky and slender, though. I want her flat to press into my back as she bites down on my nape to keep me docile while double-hand reacharounding my dick under our bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442888
>tfw no loli Jinko adopteru who wakes you up in the middle of the night by sitting on your face when she becomes overpowered by her lust when she's hit by her first full moon estrus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443097
Tall, slender jinko? That's not something you see every day.
Not that I'm complaining, it's a good body typ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443141
She's just gone fertile, after all. She can't be voluptuous yet.
Also my cousin was tall and slender at 13 and she was hot as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443192
>spoiler
I know that feeling of having a hot cousin. My cousin is the reason I love shortstacks so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443192
>spoiler
That worries me just a bit.
Newly fertile Jinko though? Delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443229
My hot cousin is 100% Haru from P5, right down to the haircut and sweet personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443247
Lucky.
My cousin is the embodiment of most of my fetishes. It really makes family reunions awkward when she gets all huggy with me because I still remember watching her masturbate in her room from her closet.
But enough blog posting. What MG would make your family reunions awkward?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443366

Kitsune. Normies can't deal with age gaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443366
>What MG would make your family reunions awkward?
Any clingy or slutty one, and especially a clingy slutty one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443366
>What MG would make your family reunions awkward?
Daughterus that you dick.

[Anonymous No.]

Who the fuck is KDF, and why does this thread have such a hardon for him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443385
Lurk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443385
Former hard pedo writefag, current latex fetishist and prolific art commissioner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443388
If nothing else, it's a good sign that we're getting new people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17434408
Monster multiverse is shit. Full of retards who treat their post counts as power levels

[Anonymous No.]

>>17434102
>>17434507
>>17434547
>>17439537
>>17440474
but not only can shogg grill fulfil your exotic monstergirl fantasies, she can simultaneously fulfill your suicide fantasies!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD-FCmPGRfg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443417
>your suicide fantasies!
I dont think the shoggoth would let her silly master die so soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443385
He's the current trending thread celebrity. Newfags think he's amazing for some reason, but he's not the first and won't be the last obsession a vocal minority has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443444
Her silly master will die every day in his mind, but she won't let his body die or even his mind break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443378
>>17443378
>bring your Elf or succubus waifu to your family reunion
>everyone's talking and joking around the dinner table
>until your mother asks your waifu when she'll see some grandchildren
>"Oh, its not like anon and I haven't been trying, he's been filling up his slutty fuck pig every night!"
>the entire dinner table is silent as you bury your face in your hands
>your cousins dragon gf gives her a thumbs up from the other side of the table

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443366
Either this >>17443574

Or something like this>>17443384
Would suck to be a mousefag or a devilbugfag and have the rest of your family meet your wives and daughters, who outnumber the rest of the guests by far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443366
>tfw I can't bring my waifu around my family because she's a loli
Damn southern baptists and their stupid morals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443574
>Dragon would prabably try to one up the elf
Thats how you get two embarrassed blushing anons.

[Anonymous No.]

So /mg/, first, second or third person narrative?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443661
First can be good in certain stories if you know what you're doing. Third is usually the safest. Second person is only really acceptable for short stories and/or lewd stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443661
Second for smut. First needs an exceptional writer to pull off, 3rd is good for stuff with an actual story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443661
>Anything but third person
>>17443685
>writing smut

[Anonymous No.]

I like the idea of a Lilim working at MacDonalds hataraku maou sama style.
all powerful demon princess chilling with a mundane job

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443696
I get the feeling this is some certain lilim enthusiast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443696
>writing about a smut setting
>story isn't smut
Don't make me bully your lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443661
Do it like the original tale of genji where it is not always clear who is speaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443661
Second for smut
Third for general stories
First if you want people to complain

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443661
First person stream of thought.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to feed the art fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443768
Num~

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never ride a dire umi osho across the sea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYwzVCIXX2o

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443802
Would the Great A'Tuin be a giant Umi Osho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443802
>TFW there is a doujins where Reiz becomes a monster girl, but said doujins are done by touzi

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443802
I want to flip an umi on her back and watch her struggle to get back up again

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443806
probably too big to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443814
Bullying a Umi-Osho is ok, but if you don't take responsibility then her scary sea friends will make you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443802
I still like the idea of an umi osho with a fruit juice stand.
Just the thought f a cute turtle girl selling juice and maybe the odd sweet thing makes me warm.

[Anonymous No.]

So what do you do when an Oni says that she prefers tall men anon?

Do you run home crying?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got the story to this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443840
Considering I'm taller than all of those Onis, I say lets party baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443822
I'll bully them too!
>Call Mermaids Plain Jane's
>Boop Mersharks on the nose
>Call Charybdis a shit
>Fake drowning only to swim away from Sea Bishops
>Close my eyes and ignore Krakens when they use their ink
>Leave the beach at the end of the day and not return for a long time

[Anonymous No.]

What about reverse isekai stories?
Monsters coming to the human world and doing things? that would be nice.
I would keep it comfy too, no war/ sins of man shit. just monsters doing sexy things in modern society

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443840
The last thing we need now are /fit/ memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443840
Reconfigure my transposition device, as it is clear Im not in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443840
Considering I'm shorter than everyone in that picture, I'll call her a giant freak, kick her in the shins, run home crying, and drown my sorrows in cheap beer.

Tall girls are shit anyway!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443852
Sure. There was once a dragon boss and an anon, dragon boss drools on anons cup and they produce liquids.

[Anonymous No.]

Starting a new story, more in line with what I actually want to write. It's within the same timeline as "inside the Fire" but is meant as a stand-alone. To whatever poor soul wonders, that story is on a semi-hold. To be frank, Losenis is writing a much better story than I can, and I want to write something a bit softer right now.

With that out of the way, I give you:

What Comes Before Love - https://pastebin.com/yhNMqENj

Feedback is appreciated.

Are tags a thing? Hellhound, gentle femdom, prisoner, seduction/romance, some lewd/smut

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443840
Question why I am even talking to an oni about her preferences

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443865

I would enjoy that. I know not everyone likes slice of life stuff but sometimes I just want to unwind and read something cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443874
What?
Why would he drink drool? That's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443852
Wasn't it the idea that dragons drool oil due to their firebreath?
So dragon boss drools in Anon's mug because she secretly loves him.
Like an indirect kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443881
He didin't have a choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443840
Look for one that likes short men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443878

Tags should definitely be a thing. Those are some good ones, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443865
That's called EMG and we hate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443882
From what I remember of the green, the dragon had some special drink made from fruit, alcohol, and said oil drool.
Anon didn't even taste the alcohol or the oil in the drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443840
>5'7 is that short

JUST

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443865
>>17443893
I was thinking more along the lines of Beast's roulette than EMG,
Though I would do things differently that a shady email game, the end result would be similar.
Also I haven't seen EMG so I didn't even know it was hated

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443921
To be honest having a reverse isekai would be nice
Dragon maid was kinda that, and that was okay despite flaws, so there's room to work on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443768
I'll feed her lead

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443935
You mean pencil lead right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443921
EMG has quite a few reasons to be hated
>Haremshit when solo Mia worked well enough.
>The NTR surrounding Mero and Cerea
>Polt (depending on who you ask)
>yuri shit (suu's one gag and draco)
>monster boys
>/a faggotry
And so on

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443935
>>17443941
That's graphite anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443909
>tfw 5'7
JUST

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443931
What flaws did dragon maid have?

[Anonymous No.]

Today I will remind them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443966
Atleast I can enjoy talk MGs very well

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443971
I'm not a fan of child characters, but then that's just me, kanna was fine, but shouta and that girl that creams herself every time kanna touches her was crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443976
wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443987
Shouta and Lucoa were the best parts of the series mother fucker

[Anonymous No.]

Go to sleep single, wake up married, go to sleep married and not a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443956
So in other words our unwritten rules that triggers our autism when some unfortunate fool posts that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444000
What are you talking about? I've always been married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444000
The harem thing for nura reminds me of that dead meme about forgetting to turn of swag and waking up covered in bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443971
>The "comedy" was generally someone doing something weird while another character stands there confused or surprised as the background becomes a simplistic bunch of patterns. This happened far, far too often.
>the characters were either annoying, poorly done or a waste of a nice design
>Typical kyoani show where the entire thing relies on their characters cuteness or one random quirk to keep your attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444005
Pretty much.
EMG is just /jp's autisum box at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444007
I've always wondered how the nura would convince the friends and family of the husband about her marriage.
It's hard to justify just popping out of nowhere and being married without even a wedding

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443976
That's a fucking stretch mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444075
More stretches than a yoga class.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't a cute Paladin-chan just come and crush my balls to release me from these sinful urges already?

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to teach a hakutaku how to use a computer

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444103
I would like to teach a CC hakutaku how to have sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443679
>>17443685
>>17443751
What if it's an actual short story with lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444123
I'd go with second or third. First is terrible if you're not a proficient writer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443935
Giving her drawing of firearms and ammunition is a great way to study your perspective, and you get to fawn over your firearms and ammunition!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443956
>The "EMG is shit" meme
And yet every time people post pics from the latest chapters, everyone starts begging for sources

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444123
Kinda depends on what you are going for.
Just ask yourself if this is more self insert (aka: "here's a story about [man] finding and lewding [monster girl]") or if it's a story with lewds in it ("[man] and his waifu goes on a fun adventure and there is a sex scene at the end")

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444167
I've never done that personally
And the fact that just because a few people call it shit doesn't mean the whole thread thinks its shit

[Anonymous No.]

A gremlin needs some samples for her experimental semen teleportation device. Do you help her?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to win a bet against Druella and force her to be my maid for a month, then pay her for her services at the end of the month with anal sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444186
What's the worst that can happen.

... oh yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444130
Most of the first person stories here seem alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444184
You're right, but that's not what they want us to think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444123
I'd say second but I'm a self insert fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444205
Most of the authors that try and do it terribly are REEE'd off the board and end up on the forums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444215
Unless KC himself has commissioned you to write a novella for which he will be providing artwork, please reconsider any attempt at first-person

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444235
What's your problem with it? Lanternon and YBA did first person really well, and a couple of others who I forget right now also managed to pull it off in some stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444240
Again, it comes down to your writing ability. Are you capable of writing as well as Lanternon, YBA or the other authors that pulled it off? If you're not completely confident, just don't. Please. You're only setting yourself up for failure and shit posting, and it would be a shame to lose another content creator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444240
I was speaking in hyperbole.
I have no issue, really.
It's just very difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444255
Not him, but I never had any complaints when I wrote in first person and it didn't seem too hard compared to third, either.
This was over a year ago though, maybe the thread's standards have improved since then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444099
But then you won't be able to have any human children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444255
>It's just very difficult.
I'm not a writefag so take what I say with a pinch of salt or whatever, but how is it harder? It looks like you just need to make the character more introspective and write out their thought processes and reasoning more often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444099
No, breeding slave!

We require your seed to birth the next generation of warriors.

Ave Ordo!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Pharaoh to treat me like a lowly worm she just wants as a cum dispenser.

And in private she's as affectionate and cuddly and sweet as can be,

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444299
But Paladins can't rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444359
Rape Paladins can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444363
No such thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444367
That's exactly what a rape paladin would want you to think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444359
>Implying the order has any intention of raping you
>Implying they wouldn't just milk you via machine
>Implying they wouldn't then impregnate paladins via another machine

Due to the high risk of mutual and reciprocal affection as a result of direct coitus, top Order scientists have developed a workaround to ensure the survival of humanity.

Remember, love causes corruption. Your discomfort is but a small price to pay for freedom.

Ave Ordo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444299
>>17444384
Gonna stop here. It's getting pretty horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443976
Who is the artist of the dragon cutie

[Anonymous No.]

Writing a Minotaur. Would hooves make it easier or harder to walk on uneven terrain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444285
It's very difficult because it's very easy for it to be a trainwreck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444437
I imagine it's harder if you're talking about a steep hill since they can't bend in the same way a foot or paw can. Simple hills wouldn't be an issue though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443956
Solo Miia was best. Polt is shit. But there's nothing wrong with the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to Lecastie or a mamono realm
>Publish an ad in the newspaper there that man from Earth wants a strong muscular bodyguard MG
>Knock at the door
>A tall Demon chiseled in muscles steps in, abs that look harder than diamonds and massive boobs
>Turns out she is so tough that the Mamono Lord hires her at times to bodyguard Lilims and even strongarm them if need be. Can easily oneshot Dragons
>Cant resist anymore and try to touch her muscles
>Get stopped as she strongly grabs the arm and bends it. Its painful enough to get the point across, but its not unbearable.
>"Only the one I protect is allowed to touch my body."
>Get offered a bodyguard contract

Well not an Ochimusha or Jinko, but still good, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have an 'inna woods' lizardman neighbor who kicks down your door while shouting 'its happening!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444493
>Reminds you to always filter your water, because the Lilims put dark matter in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444493
>>17444516
> THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER AND THEY'RE TURNING THE FRICKIN' MUCUS TOADS GAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444516
>Hey Anon, you aren't letting in those dirty dune coons are you?
>It's all a plan by the tanukis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17434312
Well I guess that settles it then. It's over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444493
>"NO! Nothing is happening! Nothing is EVER happening! We have been over this a million times!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444536
>"Just you wait you Alp-Fucker! It'll happen!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444547
>>17444536
Nice RP

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me anon, would you waifu a villain?

None of that shit about changing her now, once a villain always a villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444556
I've always imagined my waifu was a villain anyway. Using her racial talents, she would subdue the surrounding area and infest it with horny, intelligent Slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444556
Only if she's classy. Somewhere halfway between saturday morning cartoon villain and bland edgelord. I want the evil, the honor and ALL the style. And her evil laugh better be at least an 8/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444556
I would consider my waifu a villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444556
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444493
>You will never shout back and convince her to have awesome end of the world sex with you
>She will never progressively start barging in more and more until she's practically living with you, still kicking down doors regardless

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444556
No one will ever suspect that my baker wurm wife is secrety the Weighty Wurm, ruiner of diets and spoiler of dinners for little kids because she gave them desserts first.

Truly a fiendish fiend, even if she needs some work on her monologing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444556
Considering how many people would waifu a lilim, there has to be a few who'd go for it.
>They're not villains
Their entire M.O. is to topple a sovereign nation, corrupt its leaders and prominent figures, and warp it into a realm of endless sex with demons & nightmare rapists running rampant, whether the citizens want it or not. Even in the hugbox realm of MGE, they're pretty sinister if you look at them from the view of someone who wouldn't just roll over for the first monster to look at him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444588
Bully the demon.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that you can bully ghosts by taking their pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444556
I would, especially if she's the incompetent kind of villain. I'd help keep her evil plans from failing.
>your waifu threatened to destroy the nearby kingdom's castle unless they met her demands, which they did not
>"You insolent wretches will regret not bowing before my power! Witness my grand-tier magic!"
>the large magic circle she set up starts to glow, but soon enough the energy starts to fluctuate wildly, threatening to blow up in her face
>your waifu panics and tries to shield herself with her arms, so she doesn't see you nonchalantly walk up to the circle and draw the last magic rune she forgot
>the circle calms down, and in the distance you can see the castle suddenly erupt in a horrifying explosion
>"I-It worked? *ahem* Of course it worked! You must be quiet proud to be the husband of such a powerful and awe-inspiring overlord, aren't you, darling? Come, we have more chaos to sow."
>and more for you to fix, no doubt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444623
>tfw you will never bully a ghost girl by forcing her to put on a bunch of cute and sexy outfits and do a private photo shoot for you
Her adorably flustered face would be perfectly immortalized on film

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get slapped hard by a muscular brawly monster girl and immediately claim me as her husband
>The handprint is a way of showing that I belong to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444556
Of course, evil waifus are best waifus

>None of that shit about changing her now
Only faggots want that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444643
Yep.
It's a good way of spooking the spookers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444631
Well, if you aren't Kiritsugu, Jack, Shiki, or a high-tier Hassan, Assassins are generally shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444611
>when you've whored yourself out so much, you've resorted to pleasure runes to feel anything
Never trust a girl with pleasure runes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444643
>Her adorably flustered face would be perfectly immortalized on film
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444611
>someone who wouldn't just roll over for the first monster to look at him
I'm so desperately lonely that I would roll over for the first monster who showed even a hint of interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444611
Are they really villains? Look at how they see it. Lilims likely view humans, or at least Order governments the same way how we view Venezuela right now. Some argue its a moral imperative to invade and topple the tyrant. Likely Lilims see men enslaved by an oligarchy. Really all you need to do is confront them with the fact that men must put out without sex, at times for years or even decades, if they cant get a human girl to like them while the ruling elites get as much sex as they want. Also that they are forbidden and indeed many die without knowing superior monster sex.

Thats all you need to call for a gross violation of rights and humanitarian intervention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444657
What about Cute-n Douji?

[Anonymous No.]

Good boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444685
She and Banana are a matched set.
Ibaraki a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444691
She is carrying him away to spank him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444685
Feels more like a Saber than an Assassin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17442448
>dead horsepussy
>crazy horsepussy
>flying horsepussy
The possibilities are endless.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444743
Silly woman, spilling her ice cream in such an unusual spot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444736
She has a fat ass.
Wanna spank it.
Gonna spank it.
Gonna cuddle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444699
She is, isn't she? One is tomboyish and tsundere, the other flirtatious and fun-loving. I bet they'd be just as fun to hangout with as they are during sexy time
>"Ah, look how huge he is, Ibaraki~ He might split us in half with this club. Are you sure you're not part oni?"
>"Hmph, he's not that big... maybe a little... I'll kill you if it hurts, idiot."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444766
The biggest question is do I follow through or do I surprise Ibaraki with anal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444771
If you do stick it in her butt, don't think it's okay because of how often she cums. She'll most likely throttle you after she recovers for doing so without her permission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444787
It would be worth it, although the acquisition of manticore venom would become a necessity so I can fill that oni to the brim and keep up with Shuten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444736
Little girls with big hips and butts are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444799
That's the thing though. You probably don't need the manticore venom, just switch up your tactics. Fill Ibaraki's womb, but pump Shuten's rump. If doujins have taught me anything, it's that the nympho girls are weak to rear attacks. Shuten might actually tap out way before you do if you pop some venom doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

MOOSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444834
Where is Squirrel, Moose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444834
Having four ears is genetically redundant and makes you a mutant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vlflHPjfY8

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444834
MOOSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444868
MOOSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M26ug8MGYlY

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444285
Here's the gist of it
>Third person, most versatile, can fulfill most if not all purposes
>Second person, directed at the reader and thus best for him to insert himself as the actual character rather than being someone watching other characters do the do, for this reason it's exceptional at smut
>Is prone to turning into a trainwreck if the actions/thoughts of the Not!Reader do not align with what the reader would do, let alone something completely nonsensical at lower skill levels of writing. This is also why smut usually works better than nonsmut, since the reader will usually agree that dicking the character jumping on his dick is generally a good idea, and when it's not he'd not read the story in the first place assuming he knew what he'd get himself into
>First person, on the extreme 'miss' end of 'hit or miss', extremely prone to turning into a trainwreck
>Immediately forfeiting the God perspective from third person and some second person stories: What the character doesn't know, the reader will also not know, and thus it's close to impossible to write of anything happening outside of the protagonist's knowledge unless you're an exceptional writer
>Risk of actions and thoughts of the Not!Reader conflicting with the reader as in Second Person intensified trillionfold unless you're an exceptional writer
>Difficulty in telling what happens due to limited means to show it without turning into "I did this, then that, then that other thing, then this other thing" monotony, unless you're a somewhat good writer not jumping in blind into First Person
>Niche, not many stories would benefit from this better than Third Person or Second Person, which creates a cliff-type learning curve due to not having many ideas to thoroughly practice it with little reward compared to Third person or Second Person
t. writefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444831
Thats perfect, just means that I can keep pumping them both till I'm dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444834
>not cute beaver girl with a complex of her teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444834
I noticed you have a new doujin coming out soon Moose. Congratulations!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443840
>tfw bird height master race
At least my 6ft waifu is still a human's height.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to call Cuddlers and get the shortstack grizzly package for this evening.

Because dear lord I don't want to move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443661
I did second person for something like 150 pages. God I wish I hadn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445070
I'm losing the will to live that I didn't even know I had. I need some cuddles too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445084
The best kind of company, one that sends out a girl built/ready for cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445070
>curvy little grizzly in cute bear themed pjs saying she'll be your teddy tonight as long as you hold her close
Dear god, there'd be no sleeping that night. I'd be to busy groping her plush body and trying to calm my raging boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445089
But anon!
Her jobs supposed to be getting you to sleep!

She can't do that with you molesting her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445070
>>17445088
I want Cuddlers to send their finest Yeti to rub my back and hug as we sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445096
You will get Olga.
She is big cuddler with strong hands and big bust for maximum comfort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445089
That's going to get that Shortstack to smile cutely as she sticks your dick between her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to let sleeping familiars lie, they're hard working girls who need their rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445092
I won't be able to help it. The feeling of my fingers sinking into her soft skin, her warm, plump body smooshing against mine. How can I not touch her all over. Especially if she whispers into my ear in that cute voice of hers about how I should get to sleep. Is there a fine for fucking my teddy? Does it go up if I impregnate her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445112
The fine is marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443941
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445099
>big Russian Yeti
>mean looking face and super fluffy fur to survive the coldest winters
>"we will be of cuddlings now tovarisch, here is warm cocoa, you must drink"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445120
>"Now lay down to begin resting, I will keep you safe from any Wendigos that come near."
>Wendigos?
>"Yes, Wendigos. Are far bigger and far stronger in Siberia. Once saw one take out bear like I take out trash."

[Anonymous No.]

What is the cutest thing your daughterus do anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445132
Slip under doorways to unlock the door for me from the other side

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445130
Siberian Wendigos must eat a lot of meat to get so big

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445132
Have you ever seen a baby dragon with the hiccups? She makes tiny smoke rings each time, then giggles & grabs for them... Usually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445132
I don't have a daughter
You think if I could make it with a woman id be here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445135
Probably a slime of some kind, but that would be cute for ittan momen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445140
IDK why, but my mind jumped to ferrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445140
a Slime type indeed, but a Momen is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be taught the wonders of the stock market by a fluffy goddess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445154
What happens to a nook whose investments tank?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445136
Maybe.
Its tough where they live.

>Wintersburgh
>The up-gunned, winter apocalypse version of WInterstown.
>The girls are few but far stronger than other winter girls.
>The Cuddlescouts of Wintersburg are never prouder than when their troop gets named 'Cutest Scout Troop in WintersBurg' even though they are the only one.

[Anonymous No.]

What if the MG's had right wing death squads?

Not in the normal sense mind you, but something more akin to Chaotic Wing Demonization Squads?

They run around in scary fucking uniforms mercilessly turning every human into MGs or Incubi. Special Forces and militaristic police combined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445132
When she dresses up like her mom and says she can't go to school because she 'Has to Sing at the Sabbath thingy'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445166
>Dresses up like her mom
Depending on what time she's trying to dress like mom, that could be bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445132
Her sleeping face and gardening skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445164
That's literally Deruella's extremist faction. Except monsters are too fucking lazy to get too worked up about doing anything particularly disciplined and militant. It's more like a bunch of guys going on a weekend hunting trip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445132
My daughteru does plenty of cute things anon, I could go on and on! For the sake of brevity though, some of the cutest things she does are when she hums a little tune whenever she's eating, or when she nuzzles up against my hand in search of pets. There's also when she likes to hide in places to surprise me or her mother but always leaves her tail outside wherever she is making it really easy to spot her wagging it.

Also, she is absolutely adorable when she's been casually wearing her ball gag all day and then gets really excited about something and tries to talk a mile a minute, completely forgetting that she's gagged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445120
>Here is warm cocoa, you must drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445166
>Has to Sing at the Sabbath thingy
She doesn't run around singing without any clothes on, does she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445132
Literally everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445189
Of course not.

NO familiar would be caught singing outside her frilly uniform....Unless they have some weird exhibitionist thing going one where the husband bones the wife during her set.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445199
>exhibitionist
Careful who you say that around here, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444684
>are they really villains?

Yes, but only in the same sense that the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park are. By acting within their nature, they make themselves antagonistic in some manner towards the protagonists.

One could also argue from a standpoint that what they're doing goes directly against all forms of natural and artificial selection and could cause huge problems down the line even if they start having sons, but Demons Did It is right up there with Wizards Did It on that front, so that becomes moot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445132
When she rubs her cunny on my leg while she's all sweaty and panting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445132
I wouldn't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445186
>Here is warm cloaca, you must drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445217
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445211
Speaking of Jurassic Park, how much money would you pay to go to a park full of reptile type monstergirls?
Would you want to get hunted down by a pack of Raptor girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445217
>>17445236

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445247
>Cumming from a kiss.
I want this with a Demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445247
New or old?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445238
Thta sounds like a lot of fun. Imagine all those cute and sex starved girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445160
She'll have a husband who cares for her and not some money

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445255
Remember that you're obligated to marry every girl you fuck.
If you let a pack of Raptors get you, then you're going home with a whole bunch of cute wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445262
Wanna molest that tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445271
Would you want her to sit her plump ass in your lap and grind against you as you snuggle her Mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

Very important question here guys, what does your waifu smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445312
I wish I could smell. I'm sure she'd smell heavenly. Not to mention the food we would cook together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445312
Like vanilla I'd think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445312
She researched what smells I find the most pleasant and then convinced (read: threatened) a boutique to create perfumes with those scents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445312
Like herself of course! A unique, intoxicating smell that'd be difficult to describe past 'her'.

[Anonymous No.]

What is your waifu's favorite flavor of Holst ice cream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445336
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445312
Cinnamon

[Anonymous No.]

Mostly fresh sweat, she's an Oni after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445275
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445352
>Later that night as the crew is disposing of the remaining ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

>cute pear booty familiar sleeping next to you on the bus back from her Sabbath recital
>in her frilly leotard with her big ass pushed up against you
Grope? Fondle? drape coat over and tenderly pet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445371
I wanna spoon some ice cream into a hotdogs mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445399
Move to a different seat so she doesn't get her sabbath perfume stink all over my groceries. Sabbath a shit.
I don't want anything that could remind my Baphomet Adopteru of that hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445399
I want greentexts of anons riding the lonely late bus home with their favorite MGs and what would happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445371
Always something compelling about monsters pressed up against glass. Makes me want to be a mamano researcher when containment fails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445417
Then say it's your Demonfu instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445423
That'd be more of her laying her head against my chest on the train back home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444473
I know its been hours but
> nothing wrong with NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445422
So you want a monster girl version of that scene from Cabin in the Woods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445437
Sure. Preferably on a more intimate level, but I suppose every couple would have their own story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445439
The trick to getting out unraped is to hide in the washroom for an hour and slip out while everyone is busy fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take my family to the zoo and aquarium! The daughterus always say the darnedest things.
>Look at those flamingos! They're like jubjubs doing yoga!
>That's a scary tarantula. Ms.Ushi is much prettier and so nice! She doesn't give a lot of homework.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445457
>JubJubs doing yoga
Imagine the wetness puddled on the floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445457
>Ushis
>Nice
Kid should be a comedian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445437
>Anon is part of a group that sacrifices random people to monstergirls to keep the Old Lewd Ones from opening the portals since they believe that earth isn't ready.
>One group of particularly crafty sacrifices ends up causing a containment breach.
>As it turns out, escaping a containment breach via Elevator is a stupid fucking idea.
>Other people are being dragged off by Ghosts, Lamias, Arachne, and other such monsters.
>Anon gets grabbed by the arms and legs by a pair of Oppai Loli Imps who carry him off somewhere isolated to rape him.
>As he's dragged through a hole in the ceiling, he sees one poor soul desperately scraping at the ground as a busty Dryad ara-aras sadistically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445471
Imps aren't that strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445479
That's why it took two of them anon, keep up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445471
>no Mermaid reference
cmon son

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445469
>Oops! I mean Mrs.Ushi now. She was gone all last year and came back all different. I think she said she was reading with her husband all year? She must love books!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445480
I'm sure they'd let him go if he asked nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445481
There was no mermaid at the elevator scene.
That poor scientist though. Getting dragged off by a Yandere Mermaid is a terrifying fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445471
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q3PtD6TEsM

Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445486
>I'm sure they'd let him go if he asked nicely.
Anon.
You'd probably be the first to get raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445489
Who the fuck would even have a system like that if your entire job is to keep them contained?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445489
Just imagine that, but with more privacy for all the victims and replacing the blood with cum.
And at the end, instead of giant humanoids emerging and destroying the earth,
a sarcophagus containing a Lilim opens up and she rapes some poor sacrifice so sensually that the portals open and the rape of earth begins.
Also, comfy scenes of all the victims settling in with their new waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445493
I'm a huge coward, they'd never find me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445494
It isn't actually. Their whole job is to sacrifice a bunch of idiot teens to horror movie stereotypes to keep ancient and eldritch beings who are basically horror movie fans from destroying the world.
That's what happens when one group finds out and fucks everything up.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dhampir girlfriend in a huge moral dilemma
>loves you emphatically but also wants to separate herself from the sexual monsters she 'hunts'
>but she also has caught you on several occasions trying not to be seen while staring at her 10/10 ass or how you have to hide a chub when she bends or moves certain ways
What does she do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445502
That's even dumber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445499
But anon, if you go and hide you'll eventually feel something wet coil around your leg as you're dragged screaming into a slime colony.
Those screams will stop being unpleasant after a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder: Smug girls are for raping into submissive cock-slaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445507
Cabin in the Woods never pretended it was anything other than a cheesy movie poking affectionate fun at the horror genre anon.
There's a scene where a bunch of japanese schoolchildren beat their monster with zero casualties through the power of song and exorcism to turn it into a frog.
Then one of the guys in charge of the whole sacrifice operation throws a fit.
https://youtu.be/DF6iVTBvgu0

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445511
How do you think a Ratatoskr would react to an anon reacting to her blackmailing him by sighing, standing up and unzipping his pants while walking towards her?
How do you think she'd feel after being facefucked and mating pressed for hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445508
Slimes are dumb, just play dead and they'll leave you alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445518
Slimes are dumb, but Queen Slimes aren't.
And besides, it's either being found by her colony or something much scarier S I L L Y M A S T E R

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445518
>"What's the matter Ms. Lich? You look unwell"
>"I feel... A disturbance"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445519
I don't like slimes, especially eldritch slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445511

I don't think I could hold back the urge to hug her and fondle her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445540
Nobody can, Ratas are too adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445518
Will you be able to keep playing dead after she starts crying because she thinks you're dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445539
Then perhaps a Ghoul or Werebat would be more your speed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445549
That's cheating, nobody can ignore a monster girl crying.

>>17445550
I'd rather have a Lich but a Ghoul is just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445559
What were you expecting playing dead? The only monster girls who won't cry over a dead man are the ones that are crying on the inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445582
I would've thought that monster girls would treat death more casually than humans would because of Liches and Undead mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445517
>"Poor, pitiful Anon. It must be pretty humiliating to know that such a big guy has to do whatever little ol' me says."
>get up and walk over to her, whipping out your dick right next to her face
>her eyes widen at the size of your trouser snake
>"W-What the hell are you planning to do with t-that, m-m-meathead?"
>you grab her by the jaw and thrust your thumb into her mouth, using it to massage her tongue
>she'd be protesting right now if she could actually form words, but all she can really do right now is suck on your finger
>holding her mouth open, you push your one-eyed monster between her lips and don't stop until she's kissing the base
>what follows is a good few hours of wild throat fucking
>you leave the room after zipping up your pants leaving behind a twitching rata with a nine-month pregnant looking stomach full of baby batter

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445587

Not all monsters have access to such things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445597
The exception is not the norm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445602

I'm pretty sure monsters with access to such things represent the exception not the norm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445607
I don't think either of us can make such assumptions without sufficient evidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445613

If death wasn't an issue then mermaid blood would be worthless instead of the valuable commodity it is for monsters that don't want to turn their husband into an incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445628
>for monsters that don't want to turn their husband into an incubus.
Isn't that just the natural happening?

Gosh it's like KC doesn't put much thought into his setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445636
Gee, it's almost like you're thinking too hard about a porn setting.

[Anonymous No.]

Got a neat new Kobold request this evening! It's on the lewder side this time, but I quite like it.

http://imgur.com/a/QixqD

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445652
>/u/ shit

I'll cut you, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445652
aww geez.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445652
Fuck off.

>>17445660
>/u/ shit
Oh anon, it's far worse than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445671
>Oh anon, it's far worse than that.

I'm all for some Oyakodon/incest stuff but /u/ shit needs to pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445652

Her head looks a bit oversized.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like if monsters ever became real they would start raping the LGBTQ people out of spite

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445681

More like they'd turn into monster/alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445683
that is the intention, yes
No more homosexuality, no more middleground tumblr bullshit either.
Sure, alp population would skyrocket. and you might get the corruption/harem based yuri, but its a small rice to pay for less faggotry in the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445681

I thought they added more letters to that acronym already

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445690
If they did they can go fuck themselves

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /pol/ can you shut the fuck up? I came to this thread to talk about cute monstergirls and how much I'd like one to rape me, not derail the thread by slinging shit at tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445690
Its LGBTQIA now
Fucking end it, game over.
Jeeves, pass me my jetpack, were done

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445709
Putting this back on track, what is the female version of Jeeves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445681
I would hope not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445716
Julie I think
But then I can't but think of saying "Julie, do the thing!" every damn time

[Anonymous No.]

We need more kunoichi

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445709
What the living fuck do the I and A mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445730
Intersexual and Asexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445716
I can't help but imagine what it would be like to have a Kiki Harem.
>Thick Thighed Prim and Proper British Kiki
>Busty Sassy Spanish Kiki
>Pear Shaped Shy German Kiki
>Hourglass shaped Semen Demon French Kiki
>Tall /fit/ Boisterous Russian Kiki
>Soft Motherly Italian Kiki
Which European Kiki would you try to impregnate first knowing that you're obligated to impregnate them all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445735
Oh fuck right off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445726
But they're scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445737
Stop derailing and talk about bending maids over your bed for the purpose of anal sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Elder dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>The kiki talk got sniped
Aww
>captcha is "masters"
They know!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445749
Don't reply to shitposting next time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445726
Kunoichi maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445751
I didn't, I was just reading the thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445676
You have a very warped set of opinions

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445746
>Extremely aggressive and violent, even by Fatalis standards. Crimson Fatalis' rage is nearly everlasting. The dragons natural element of lava and its extreme rage go hand in hand. It will kill anything in its path without a second thought.

So... how do I fuck her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445766
local set of opinions*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445779
Whatever you want to justify it with, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445709
Your wrong actually, the latest incarnation is LGBTQQIAAP

But lets move on shall we?
I want to talk about storm dragons
lets talk about how they screw with the weather

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445786
I'm not justifying shit my dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445788
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445787
I had this if having a ryu flying about in the sky during a heavy thunderstorm while in her full dragon form.
With flashes of lightning you would see her silhouette and hear her loud roars.
when the storm is over she would come down in her human form to meet the an she has taken a liking to.

By the profile it might not happen as ryu's are said to dislike intimidating humans

[Anonymous No.]

Real slow hours
slow enough for gentle insect sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445851
>insect

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445859
bah, you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445774
You grind a good set woth nice skills and your favorite weapon style, then you fight her a bit before sexing the rest of her energy away.

It's all in the dragon slaying book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445787
I'd love a muscled ryu in these colors.
She'd be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446009
And if all else fails, stick something in her ass.
It'll be a coin flip if she's into that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446034
If she moans and her tail wraps around your waist, you are good to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445186
W-What did Olga put in that hot chocolate? Besides vodka

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446094
Love and Vodka.

Gonna put you to sleep for proper snuggling times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446098
Liquor lowers your body's temperature, it doesn't make you warmer, surely Olga knows this! She's getting me cold and buzzed for snuggles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444691
>>17444708
Legitimately gay. You both will alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446173
No you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446173
Alps are the only mgs capable of making you laugh and smile so hard you do pic related. besides cheshires of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445177
Thats a pretty big tail for a young one

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446180
>Doesn't even deny it
No wonder everyone's leaving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446123
Oh No!

Anon will be cold?
Guess Olga must begin workings

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446233
Why is broken English so boner inducing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446284
Because you know that it comes with an accent tha5 adds a hint of excoticism

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446198
>everyone's leaving.
Citation needed.

Besides, that guy isn't the first to like alps and he won't be the last. You new or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446313
I said they'll become alps, not that they like them.
I see you people's reading comprehension hasn't evolved beyond a 2 year old's in all this time either.

[Anonymous No.]

If an alp touches your prostate, is that mega gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446328
Would you prefer a man to touch your prostate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446324
Again, that's not a first. You're acting like it's some kind of shocking new thing when it's not.
He's a faggot but you're being melodramatic.

[Anonymous No.]

https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/6066788

So just how made for sex are succubi, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

For the first time in my life, my waifu not existing is taking a serious blow to my will to live.

[Anonymous No.]

Are microwaves monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446535
No, microwaves are a form of radiation

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446544
They're also an appliance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446535

No Patrick, microwaves are not monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446548
Who's the nigga whos going to fuck a microwave

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446567
Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446567

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ciVKIm7bcg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17443878
I usually don't get into writefaggotry, but this is interesting so far. Pls finish my dude

[Anonymous No.]

Writing a story
Does the thread like gap moe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446638
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446638
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446641
>>17446646
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446638
Maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445652
KDF why

[Anonymous No.]

>>17445652
Thats actually pretty hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446638
Muscled minotaurs in dresses are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17444699
>>17444766
Posting the better Shuten

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446638
Sure, it can be cute here and there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446683
Indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446638
Depends what kind. Some are really cute while others can be dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

glacie's mom has got it _________

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446694
Would impregnate
Although she needs more muscle

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446737
How does her lingerie stay attached exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446737
All wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>1389
I wish /jp/ was a bit faster. Opening these threads lags my browser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446737
All right.
>>17446748
Phone posting? Either way we're last in the catalogue, should be dead any second now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446748
>I wish /jp/ was a bit faster.

/jp/ is faster. These threads used to hit over 3000 posts with 2/3 the number of posters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17446751
No, fuck phoneposters