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Spiders are very interesting

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>> No.17530397


>> No.17530398

Fuck spiders and fuck monster girls!

>> No.17530399

That's the plan, yes.

>> No.17530401
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No, More Shogs.
More eldritch slimy Meidos capable of draining Mastah's balls whenever he needs them to!

Yeah, that's the general idea anon.

>> No.17530405

>You'll never get raped by a recently corrupted Black Succubus with an enormous ass and thick thighs.

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>> No.17530419

I'm scared of spiders but I go out of my way not to kill them. Mosquitos and flies die on sight though.

>> No.17530434

You're just asking to get gangbanged by Vamp Mosquitos and Beelzebubs.

>> No.17530447
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>> No.17530461


The cosmos is equal parts ironic and humorous, so yeah, probably. There are worse fates.

>> No.17530483
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Reminder that the orginal MGE servants are still here, and still good

>> No.17530501
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>walking through garden in the rain
>see this
What do?

>> No.17530508

Yeah can I get that in uhhhh
adamantium flavor?

>> No.17530516
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Waifu machine broke

>> No.17530532

Try and protect her from the rain.

>> No.17530541

Ah yes, golems. With all the collapsed ruins out there to excavate, employing one for her great strength and careful manual dexterity might be quite expedient.

>> No.17530546

Say hello to her, if she turns out to be friendly and trusting tell her she can come inside to get out of the rain. After that she can join me for dinner to have a chat and get to know each other better.

>> No.17530560

>ywn be sung to by a wolfu

>> No.17530576

Baby wants cowgirls! Goo goo ga ga!

>> No.17530585

Just saw The Thing again, and I still want a genderbend version with a group of female researchers in the antarctica being corrupted by a monster girl thing.

>> No.17530593

Real kuso hours.

>> No.17530595

>you will never come home to your wolfu in a long black dress standing in your now candle lit living room
>She will never push you down into a chair and sit on your lap while singing in a sultry voice to you
>she will never passionately kiss you once her song concludes
It hurts

>> No.17530597


I don't think I have brain damage.

>> No.17530598

Whatever I do the stinky rain slime will start following me, there is no winning this.

>> No.17530607

As long as you don't smile or respond in any fashion, she won't bother.

>> No.17530612

It's impossible not to smile around slimes though.

>> No.17530616

Meme movie.

>> No.17530624


>> No.17530645

Your life is a meme.

>> No.17530646

>No waifu to serenade you in a cocktail dress while giving you what's basically a lapdance.
>She'll never look down at you with half lidded eyes and give you a sultry chuckle as she caresses your face.
It hurts so bad.

>> No.17530661

Direct comparison aren't insightful, but I'm surprised nonetheless that Nureonagos don't receive 1/100th the love Shogs do
A comfy wife slime who can custom make any attire your want should be as popular if not more than an Eldritch abomination disguising as a slime maid

>> No.17530667

>She will never drag you to the bedroom afterward
>You will never engage in the most passionate sex ever
>You will never feel her hot breath as you both cuddle together in the afterglow
I wish wolfus were real

>> No.17530714

gaiz. stahp

>> No.17530722

>Anons want wolfus to sing for them
Harpies get screwed out of yet another of their speciality. What do you guys have against pretty birds?

>> No.17530723

>She will never tell you that you're her one and only
>You will never feel hear her tail slapping against the bed
>You will never fall asleep in each other's arms

>> No.17530929

Would you accept the request of a monster girl in oestrus (who you wouldn't consider having a relationship with) to procreate with her for a single night, and then leave even if she does get pregnant?
If yes what species would you do it with?
Impregnating a vulnerable monster girl, and not taking responsibility has to be the most satisfying feeling ever.

>> No.17530951

>Impregnating a vulnerable monster girl, and not taking responsibility has to be the most satisfying feeling ever.
The real monster is man

>> No.17530982

Tubby spiders are cutest spiders

>> No.17531028

They can't give handjobs and claws are cute.

>> No.17531031
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I want to cuddle a fluffy lop-eared bunnygirl!

>> No.17531032

Cutest, yes.
Best, no.
Best spiders and big slim ones who are extra scary and sexy.

>> No.17531040

Cute is best though.
You can ride he back and grope her!

>> No.17531055

You just want to pull on her ears during lewd times, right?

Cute is usually best, but spiders are special.
Fearboners are much more powerful and leave a much deeper impact in your heart than a chubby spider's moans when you molest her.

>> No.17531063

I dunno.
When every spider is scary, doesn't it mean that the cute ones leave a lasting impression?

But yes, making her moan is fantastic.

Cute bunny girl, would snuggle and bring about her smile.

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I'm gonna buy these for all my Holsts!

>> No.17531081

>You just want to pull on her ears during lewd times, right?

No! I just want to hug her and maybe rub her ears!

>Cute bunny girl, would snuggle and bring about her smile.

She's really cute!

>> No.17531089

Would happily fill that bunny bum.

>> No.17531122

I see that machine has a very well chosen name.

>> No.17531123

You make a good point. Perhaps cure spiders are indeed the best
We need to gather more data.

Bunnies are for anal only, unless you want her to get pregnant with a litter of half a dozen bunnies.

>> No.17531125

That's a good way to get hunted to the ends of the earth and mindbroken, Anon.

>> No.17531129

Perfect for calming down even the most aggressive of Minotaurs.

>> No.17531142

A cute, flat bunny with a huge litter of bunnies in her is cute!

>> No.17531144

This doesn't work on himederes cows. They demand their grooming to be done by their favorite farmboy.

Even if you made a deal beforehand that you would leave after fucking her?
Monster girls don't go back on their word.

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>> No.17531154

>himedere holst
>doesn't let "just anyone" milk her
>hand picks you to be her personal milker
>ask her why, seeing as you are the most inexperienced of all the farmhands
>gets flustered and tells you to shut up and milk her already

>> No.17531184

It's cute until she gives birth and then you've got a bunch of small bunnies running around, playing and teething on anything in their reach.

I bet she gets angry when you try to take care of other cows.
>Pouty himedere cow who wants you to apologize for changing her friend's water before hers

>> No.17531205

Cute daughterus and a cute wife!

>> No.17531220
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This Lich has clothes made for a fully clothed tit-job. Damn those liches, figuring out my weakness.

>> No.17531221

I want a pudgy, himedere holst that demands I spoil her when it comes time for milking

>> No.17531255
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Always more Shogs.

>> No.17531259

Low-cut sweater paizuri is the best clothed paizuri, followed closely by button-up shirt paizuri.

>> No.17531260

They're cute, but that doesn't change the fact that your daughters will teeth on your shoelaces, favorite shirt, their own toys, etc...

Would you accept her greedier demands such as you doing her in a slow doggy style while you milk her over a period of 2 hours?

>> No.17531291
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Plump fox thighs save lives!

>> No.17531299

>"Hey, what part of 'personal milker' did you not understand?"
>apologize profusely
>"Why does the farmer even keep someone like you around? I'll have to talk to him about you."
>plead with her, telling her you need this job and that you'll do anything for her
>she thinks for a moment, then she blushes
>"Well I suppose I can be gracious this one time. The air conditioning in my room is too strong, so I'll need a bed-warmer at night. Think you can handle something as simple as that?"

>> No.17531310

Clothed paizuri is best when it is between a student and his teacher, be she a Lich, a Hakutaku, or even a Salamander

No, they ruin lives by making able men spend their time wasting their seed on fox pictures instead of bettering themselves

>> No.17531362

That's why you get them toy carrots made by the same group that does wendigo stretchy meat toys

>> No.17531364

You know it.

Would even acquire some Manticore venom so she gets a bigger bang for her buck

>> No.17531367
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How about fat vulpine fannies?

>> No.17531369

What's the most dangerous monstergirl to let near a shota

>> No.17531375

A lonely Automaton.

>> No.17531392

>Iron giant intensifies

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>> No.17531410

I wonder if Hatters and Shogs can converse in madness?
>anon and his old friend (not alped) happen to have shog waifu and hatter waifu respectively
>shog and hatter go have shog tea, leave the two husbands alone
>this goes on for hours

>> No.17531414

Goddamn it!

>> No.17531416

>reverse image search
>tags: 2boys
Abandon ship.

>> No.17531421

I had an idea for an Akaname momster
>licks off food from around mouth of sonnu
>cleans his glasses with her tounge
>insists him to change his clothes everyday so that she can wash them but actually keep them and bathe in their sweaty scent
What do you guys think?

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Please make sure to keep vulnerable shotas safe from Automata at all times.

>> No.17531438

I miss Loen

>> No.17531442

He vanished off the face of the internet pretty much.

>> No.17531453

>"Uuu, I need an adult."

>> No.17531455

Lonely bunnies can turn to homosexuality.

>> No.17531457

thread theme

>> No.17531458

>alp bunny

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>> No.17531461

They're too horny to be meek.

>> No.17531465

Thank you Ackbar for pointing out the cancerous homos that plague these threads.

>> No.17531475

>Not taking responsibility for your actions
What am I? A faggot?

>> No.17531479

I'd do this to my yandere childhood friend Wendigo in heat.

>> No.17531483

>the underside of that gem is a portal to her phylactery
>Get to slide your cock between her tits and stick the tip of your dick into her phylactery, slowly but surely upgrading her to an arch-lich as you pump her soul-vessel full of cum

>> No.17531493

>pump her soul-vessel full of cum
Is there anything better than soul bukkake?

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I need a spider AT LEAST this thick.

>> No.17531515

Tarantulas are thick spiders.

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They are indeed.

>> No.17531531

>This makes her perpetually feel like you bukkeke her.
Damn lewd Liches. I love it and would do it every day.

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>> No.17531555

Hatters aren't into that kind of madness. They're the type to talk so elegantly and with such confidence that you believe whatever madness they just pouted to be absolutely normal.
Chaos species would definitely get along Wonderland ones, especially Wendigos and Alices.

Great idea, especially if she teaches him that a mother licking her son clean everyday is what every respectable family does.

>> No.17531562

>Wendigos and Alices

>> No.17531571

Did she glue a belt to that part of her waist for a period of time?

>> No.17531594

>A blind anon in an abusive relationship with a seeing eye hellhound, where he has to do her sexual favors in order for her to not humiliate him publicly by forcing him to walk into poles and shit

>> No.17531603

>Then she does it anyway and says he didn't do it well enough
Disgusting. I hope the cops catch her one day.

>> No.17531611

Who's up for some hellhound impregnation?


>> No.17531641

Spider ass is as elusive and attractive as Baphomet breasts

So this dumb Elf was walking around with nothing but her belt?
She deserves to be mindbroken by a ruthless Succubus and be given to some perverted old man for his sole pleasure.

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>Baphomet breasts

>> No.17531654

>look up hakutaku
>get the alp profile
What does this mean?

>> No.17531660

Don't act as if there aren't any heretical Baphos gone the way of the oppai
They'd be extremely rare, but they'd exist regardless

>> No.17531664

The most precious goats milk.

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>Heretical Onee Baphos
A best. I want one to do lewd magic rituals on me to summon their deity, Chiyo-Nee.

>> No.17531676

>that look on her face as she's being impregnated
Hellhounds make me unreasonably happy.

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Flat Caprids are lovely, they deserve to have their flat licked, naizuri'd and tickled all over.

>> No.17531701

Bapho cunny is better.

>> No.17531712

Fuck off retard

>> No.17531714

A-cup baphos > washboard baphos
Prove me wrong.

>> No.17531717

I want to bully a cute Bapho by only using her mouth and butt, and dry hump her and completely ignore her world-class vagina.

I'd even be fine with a positively stacked B-cup Bapho.

>> No.17531726

Flat caprids deserve their nipples tortured.
No girl should be this comfy, they must feel pain.

>> No.17531732

>responding to falseflagging butthurt normalfags

>> No.17531734

The only acceptable way to torture a flat caprid's nipples would be to accidentally bite too hard on them while cumming deep inside her comfy womb.

>> No.17531735

>I want to bully a cute Bapho by only using her mouth and butt, and dry hump her and completely ignore her world-class vagina.
How devilish!

How quickly do you think her smug will give way to begging and pleading for cummies?

>> No.17531740

Nipple torture is great stuff.

>> No.17531764

I hope at least a month. She should be really thirsty and depraved when she finlly breaks. Even better if she does it during a lewd position, like standing face-to-face intercrural.

>> No.17531768

Kill yourselves

>> No.17531771

A-cups are cute, I'm fine with either that or washboard.

>> No.17531778

Christ almighty anon, you must be really dedicated if it'll take her a whole month to break.

>> No.17531781 [DELETED] 

Kill yourself

>> No.17531803

Washboard have a weird forbidden appeal to them, but that's really a novelty that gets boring very quickly.
Small cups are so much better than nothing, I wouldn't touch a loli unless she had at least a solid A-cup going.

>> No.17531818

What if she just had big, soft and really puffy nipples?

>> No.17531828

Gross, no way.

>> No.17531831

Those would be top tier.

>> No.17531832

Not quite flat but smaller than A-cup is better.

>> No.17531836
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What would happen if a dryad dragon could grow her own version of MG items but on plant form? how screwed would her mate be?

>> No.17531839

They would be fun to toy with for a night and any real man would feel obliged to receive a nipplezuri from her, but only freaks would be willing to date or marry her.

As long as you have some bit of breasts to grab we're good.

>> No.17531843

>, but only freaks would be willing to date or marry her.
How rude!

>> No.17531854

A or B-cups with small, elegant nipples is the best.

>> No.17531863
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That's right. Give into best loli!

>> No.17531865

Lolis shouldn't have tits that big.

>> No.17531871

More like Alp-cup am I right?

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>> No.17531875

I will put it in Bapho-chan's cunny wunny!

>> No.17531877

My childhood crush had something like C-cups in primary school. A-cups are very ordinary compared to that.

>> No.17531878

A is the ideal middle ground.

>> No.17531880

And give her some yummy cummy!

>> No.17531882

Powerful Dryads would be able to create new kinds of fruit

>> No.17531885

I'll make sure to fill her tummy!

>> No.17531893

But anon, lolis are not attractive.

>> No.17531895
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Too late. Already a heretic.

>> No.17531896

That's just, like, your opinion, anon.

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But I already did.

>> No.17531905

A-cups are within the normal and allowed breast size for lolis.
B-cups are pushing it, but you could say they are for obedient lolis who got their breasts massaged daily by their onii-chan as a reward.

A short trip to the Sabbath "fun" room should make you realize how wrong you are.

>> No.17531908

Why is Chaos onee san so perfect?

>> No.17531912

B-cups are for quiet, shy, nerdy lolis with double braids and coke bottle glasses.

>> No.17531913

Chaos girls are just the best in every way. The chaos makes your boner that much more turgid.

>> No.17531924

What Monstergirl best fits a regal queen, almost king-like personality?
Not 'spoiled himedere' or 'I-can't-believe-it's-not-Elizabeth' but a stern yet fair, wise yet accepting of council monarch?

>> No.17531929 [DELETED] 

>BBC is treating Pidgin as a real language.
No wonder Iron-Beast writes the way he does.

>> No.17531930

Literally Pharaoh.

>> No.17531936
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My dick says otherwise.

>> No.17531943

Literally no different from using any other foreign language. If they want to reach Persians, they use Persian, if they want to reach Nigerians, they use pidgin English.

>> No.17531951

I wish there was more art of baphomets without the headdress on.

>> No.17531953


>> No.17531966

I though persia doesn't exist?

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Because literal elder god is considerate enough to lovingly, tenderly dom her lover with minimal mind rape.

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>> No.17532014

Isn't that Arabic?

>> No.17532015
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We need more fruit eating insect girls.

>> No.17532024


can't even tell if this guy's shitposting or just a /pol/ack

>> No.17532031

Fat, old, lonely Ryu.

>> No.17532034
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Need more vanilla wolf.

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Oh god, poor anon was captured by that Harpy Kingdom patrol!

What kind of terrible, horrific, tortures awaits him!?

>> No.17532043

Needs an update

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>being interrogated by Shoebill
>paizuri'd over and over again
>after a dozen consecutive cumshots her slippery, cum-stained breasts hurt more than you could hav ever imagined
>"The pain will end when you tell us everything you know."

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Plump, matronly, happy Ryu mother.

Being force-fed Japari manko
Staring contests until he confesses
Forceful breeding by his captor before the altar of the Kashikois

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I want her to wrestle me down, put my dick inside her and then raise her hand in a slapping position, ready to print her hand on my cheeks and threaten to get rough with me if I dont eat out her abs and overall her muscular body properly.

>> No.17532091
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I'd ask her if i could get captured by a better looking harpy

>> No.17532106

Being captured by enemy soldiers is my feitsh. May have listened to way too many ero cds like that lately.

>> No.17532121
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Don't get captured by elf mercs, anon! They're cruel and unscrupulous!

>> No.17532122

Big and soft ryus are best ryus

>> No.17532125
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>rifle butted in the dick by occupying soldiers
>they laugh as you fall to your knees and one rams her crotch in your face, miming forcing you eat her out
You know, I bet if you sucked hard enough she might notice even through the fatigues.

>> No.17532172

What's the worst they could do, fondle my ears?
>rifle butting in the dick
Now that's a step too far, maybe in the gut and threatening to do it in the dick.

>> No.17532187

How about this:
>rifle butted in the back of the neck
>trampled on the dick while you're down
>feigned disgust and barely disguised arousal when you get hard
>cum in your pants from her rough combat boot
>get told to come here at the same time tomorrow if you want more
>she blows a kiss at you as they laugh and march off

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I want this, but with Jinkos.

>> No.17532222

I think you'll find Jinkos are the enemy of the Birdland. You'll get what you want once the birbs are done with you and send you back home and the counterintelligence kitties get on your case about squealing.

>> No.17532230

Will they force me to lick their abs?

>> No.17532234

monster girls are degenerate

>> No.17532238

yes, and?

>> No.17532240

They'll rub their abs on your dick and taunt you for wasting your seed when you fill their navels up with your cum.

>> No.17532245

Monster girls are the last bastion of discipline, tradition, and monogamous purity in a world torn apart by hookup culture and degeneracy..

>> No.17532247

This is my fetish.

>> No.17532250

That's why I love them.
Most 2d girls are, not just monster girls but mge provides an extra layer of security for those afraid the 2d girl in their fantasy will cheat on them.

>> No.17532260

One day those girls are going to be busy playing with your dick while guerrilla Kakuens attack the base they were supposed to be patrolling around. What are you going to do when you go to prison along with them for being a terrorist?

>> No.17532278

It's better with the Holst Hussars.

They the you up and one tells you to give up your secrets while giving you paizuri and the other [spoiler ]cheers you on

>> No.17532295

I dont want to be released anon. I want to be forced to impregnate and raise the children of Jinko soldier wives. I want to receive them with an apron when they come home asking them if they want food, a bath, or me.

>> No.17532345

Or reject them. Thats a fear too.

>> No.17532354

No abs no use.

Minos are best, all the advantadges of Holstaurs, but with abs.

>> No.17532364

But holsts can have Muscles and are the mutation of minotaurs, meaning that They are the ones who can do things that minos can't

>> No.17532377

Onna-bushi Kobe Minos when?

>> No.17532383
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My pixy gf keeps saying "here comes the snow" even though it's still summer, please advise.

>> No.17532384

Extreme Himedere hime-sama Wagyu Minos when?

>> No.17532392
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Would Undead Kingdoms have their own specialty farms, or would they import from beyond the spirit realm?

>> No.17532399

Bobcuts are for elegant girls, gloomy tiddy monsters pls stay unkempt

>> No.17532402

Tell me anons.

What happens when your Automaton maid finds your collection of "MUSCLED GIRLS XXX"?

>> No.17532403

Depends on how many of its citizens need to eat food vs. just get mana from somewhere.

>> No.17532405

>not wanting to see alternate hairstyles on mojyos

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>> No.17532412

She may have been born in the southern hemisphere. See if there's a service near you that can recalibrate her weather sense.

>> No.17532414
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I'd let her have her fill.

>> No.17532422
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Undead can still eat normal food (by MGE standards) at their leisure. They'll also need to cater to the mortal guests that tour their kingdoms.

>> No.17532425
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Stay safe anons

>> No.17532426
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She removes her softness inserts and comes at me in her bare-bones configuration.

>> No.17532432

KC needs to give more info on Automatons already.

>> No.17532433

It'll be fine where I am, we'll get lots and lots of rain but otherwise I think it'll be pretty comfy.

>> No.17532436

A2 is the kind of girl I'd let crush my balls and thank her after

>> No.17532437

Leeches are even worst that mosquitos, they don't stop until they literally cannot hold any more even after expending their stomach as much as possible.
You will pass out and/or become anemic if you don't stop her.

>> No.17532438

I've thought about this a lot, they would probably have their own farms or import from villages on the outskirts.
Undead still need spirit energy, food is the one way to get it that doesn't involve having sex.

>> No.17532444

I'd ejaculate the moment her foot came in contact with my dick and just keep on jizzing and making her angrier and angrier until she was just straight up stomping on my cock and balls.

>> No.17532452

I think you need to consider a therapist, my friend. That level of masochism doesn't seem healthy.

>> No.17532460
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Anyone know where I might find a translation of this?

>> No.17532475
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They would have specialty farms, no doubt about that. Things like undead grey mushroom would be a big money maker in undead kingdoms. Normal food can't be made there but special kinds of fruits and such can be farmed.

Normal meat is hard to come by since all animal life has become dark-beasts or something of that nature and has had their meat altered by it. I'm not sure what that meat would be like and what it would do.

I have thought about this a lot.

>> No.17532488

>They would have specialty farms, no doubt about that. Things like undead grey mushroom would be a big money maker in undead kingdoms. Normal food can't be made there but special kinds of fruits and such can be farmed.
How do they properly culture those things when they're supposed to be rare?
Wouldn't that also ruin their value?

>> No.17532507

She's not actually a wan, she's just a human with weird hair.

>> No.17532523

Well yes, they are rare. And they would probably be hard as fuck to farm. It would be a case of "There is no right way to do it. Ever farmer has their own secret special way to do it."

>Wouldn't that also ruin their value?
Supply and demand. For undeads there would be a near endless demand. And even then, since it's hard to farm on any large scale. Would still cost a lot.

You could think of it as a MGE equivalent to saffron. Which is more expensive than gold.

>> No.17532533

Damn near everything is more expensive than gold in fantasy lands.

>> No.17532541

I'm not sure if you misunderstood me or I'm misunderstanding you
I meant in our world. It's more expensive than gold here and so you could just think of how that would translate into a fantasy land.

>> No.17532547
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Do not send your children to the monster girl operated hospitals.
They are much cheaper, but what they don't take in money they take in nature.

>> No.17532582

There are better designs than the swastika, but no one has done uniforms better than the nazis

>> No.17532595

Specialty farms for sure, Brill style. Where you get cute freckled zombie farmgirls and zombie holsts

>> No.17532601

What? Undeads eat food. Just because they don't need to doesn't mean anything. For that matter all monstergirls technically don't need food.

>> No.17532605


>> No.17532606

Not even worth a (You).

>> No.17532609

Passive aggressive "I'm totally not going to acknowledge you" posting

>> No.17532611

Don't know what that is

>> No.17532621

At being shit, yes.

>> No.17532627

>dialogue that fails at being funny and shit fetishes

>> No.17532636

Who needs to reply to posts anyway!

>> No.17532646
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But she's big and soft, so she's waifu tier by default

>> No.17532653

But not a monster girl, except for a couple fan pictures.

>> No.17532658

Too fat for me, that's morbidly obese.

>> No.17532659

Best monmusu game series that even KC was apart of.
kek because designing monsters and adding flavor text is good
Yeah, because MGE has great dialogue. Or actual characters.
>shit fetishes
>when MGE has transformation and MGQ doesn't
enjoy being panties

>> No.17532665

Well then, you know what to do.
Do you prefer the good old sex induced corruption, or something more subtle like an elixir or a curse?
She will make a fantastic P'Orc.

>> No.17532673

Only Adramelech and the foxes

>> No.17532676
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She is the perfect level of thiccness

>> No.17532681

>enjoy being panties
I will.

>> No.17532693

>Yeah, because MGE has great dialogue. Or actual characters.
Bad writing is better than a "comedy" script that reads like the monster girl version of big bang theory.
>enjoy being panties
Better than Plansect or half the shit in part 3.

>> No.17532697

>this is what burgers actually believe

>> No.17532705

>that image
Go stick your dick in a tub of butter then, pretty much the same thing as fucking that girl.

>> No.17532714
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I ain't even American and that barely looks fat to me, just pleasantly tubby

>> No.17532716
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You have to admit the unfortunate friends were pretty funny.

>> No.17532726

Still not a monster girl dude.

>> No.17532728

Not him, but that did give me a good giggle.

>> No.17532729
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Death by snu snu :
What's your opinion on death as a fetish?

>> No.17532732

Has no appeal.

>> No.17532735


>> No.17532739

I'm not a fatshit fan but that doesn't really seem that fat compared to other shit that get posted here. Nav's barmaids look like someone in 250 lbs~ but get a pass for some unknown reason

>> No.17532742

MGQ is to MGE what Citizen Kane is to Jackass.

>> No.17532753

You do realize that MGQ is a dragon quest parody?

>> No.17532754

>but get a pass for some unknown reason
It didn't, it's why everyone preferred Latenight's version.

>> No.17532755

No gut or rolls, for one.
That's really the most important factor.

>> No.17532757
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This any better?

>> No.17532764


>> No.17532770

Did you expect anything better from fatfags?

>> No.17532775

The Jubjub is less fat than that.
That's a wallmart landwhale with a cute anime girl head stuck on it.

>> No.17532776

>It didn't
Really? Looks like we were in different threads then, because everything I saw was "umm thicc" "perfect body" etc etc

>> No.17532779

Parodies don't exempt things from being shit, not once did I say it wasn't one.

>> No.17532783

The opinions of fatfags are worthless.

>> No.17532802

>"Everyone who disagrees with me doesn't count!"

>> No.17532811
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It's raining, it's pouring~

>> No.17532813

He is right, but it's because chubby chasers are not technically people.

>> No.17532817

Fatfags are gutter trash and should be ostracized whenever they try to force their terrible fetish in discussions.

>> No.17532821

I found MGQ funny and decently written, sorry you didn't enjoy it as much.

>> No.17532824

>implying anybody's opinions mean anything

>> No.17532829

lolifish is for dick

>> No.17532831

This guy >>17532813 has the right idea.

>> No.17532842

have you actually watched citizen kane?

>> No.17532845
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>> No.17532851

>kek because designing monsters and adding flavor text is good

Imagine then how much shit MGQ is that a setting that consists of nothing but character designs with flavor text beats a full fledged game.

>> No.17532852

Yes. Have you?

>> No.17532853

whats it about?

>> No.17532856

The only thing that is shit is your taste.

>> No.17532860

Do you really want me to write the fucking plot here? Fucking dumbass.

>> No.17532864
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Why are elins so perfect?

>> No.17532866
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Yeah, because I'm really missing out on those monstergirls with fantastic 3DPD personalities.

>> No.17532873

>hair/fur color mismatch

>> No.17532876

MGE is just, you know, an encyclopedia, it's infinitely shittier in every way.

>> No.17532886
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It bugs me too but I like the rest of that one anyway.

>> No.17532917

No its yours, ask anyone if they would prefer to live in MGQ or MGE and see which answers you get.

>> No.17532918

The jubjub was acceptable. She's at the limit of what I would go for.
The kiki was way too big though. She was probably more in the range of 300lbs

>> No.17532921
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>/mggg/ is so dead that he has to bait on other boards altogether

>> No.17532938

An Encyclopedia beats a full fledged game, kek. Yeah those monster girls with 3DPD personalities are awesome.

MGQ could easily pass as an alternate timeline MGE where the Chief God managed to slay the Mamono Lord and restored the old system but monsters retained their monster girl form and semen feeding habits. Thats how shit it is.

>> No.17532939

>Game about death and vore
> ">"

>> No.17532944

MGQfaggots are just as bad as EMGfaggots.

>> No.17532945

Sorry that you can't accept facts.

>> No.17532949

Better than a book about plant tentacles fucking your "wife"

>> No.17532951

The vast majority of endings result in mating for life.

>> No.17532957 [SPOILER] 
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>implying there's anything wrong with vore

>> No.17532958

The entire planet knows MGE has the shittiest writing.

>> No.17532961

You and I both know there's a world of difference in how the two settings handle it.

>> No.17532963
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Like the fact that the actual /mgqg/ died long ago?

>> No.17532966

Blame KC and his alp and corruption shit, even death is better than this shit

>> No.17532980

Might as well just have said "objective" while you were at it, you reek of /v/ and /vg/.

>> No.17532996

Who else would care about MGQ?

>> No.17532999

>you reek of /v/ and /vg/
They specifically linked this thread on their general in /vg/

>> No.17533005

That would explain the desperate shilling.

>> No.17533017

One of the faggots even linked a post I just made: >>17532866

>> No.17533044

Yeah, those guys are like the tough guy that bashes the gymfag but would chicken out when faced with him. Because they can call KC a hack writer, MGE a horrible setting and all that stuff and you know, maybe he is.

But at the end of the day, they imagine themselves with their waifu in KCian terms, even if she is from another setting.

At the end of the day they still likely fap to their fav MGE waifu and imagine living with her.

At the end of the day if they were given the choice to migrate to MGEverse or MGQverse the overwhelming majority, if not 100%, would choose the former over the latter.

>> No.17533051

Worse than MGs that behave like 3DPDs? Nope, never.

>> No.17533073



>> No.17533081

Still better than my wife being like a 3DPD.

>> No.17533090

If the MGQ world was coexistent it would be a nice place to live.

>> No.17533097

When's the next volume KC

>> No.17533100

I hope there are floating cities out there.
>Get shipwrecked
>Float around for a few days
>Get extatic because you spot land, a giant mountain
>Turns out the mountain is a floating pirate citadel, run by undead pirates
>get taken aboard to be the wight pirate queen's hugpillow

>> No.17533107
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How do you like your elves?


>> No.17533111

Huh you're right, eat a dick anon for trying to cause crossboard drama.

>> No.17533116

>muh 3DPD
Jesus Christ please don't breed so that your retarded DNA gets removed.

>> No.17533123

Underground where I don't have to deal with them.

>> No.17533133

Just proves my point, you have to change the nature of MGQ to even make it a debatable "nice place to live" and even when it does, MGE still wins.

Even if you had a coexisting MGQ, the overwhelming majority would still prefer to live in MGE.

>> No.17533144

But what good do those gloves serve?

>> No.17533145

Ad hominem all you want, the fact remains.

>> No.17533149

Isn't the point of MGQ to change the world? Regardless, I prefer the characters more.

>> No.17533162

>3DPD is not ad hominem

>> No.17533166

Yes its the point. However again, it doesn't change what I said. MGE is still better than MGQ at its peak (coexistence)

Even when coexistence is attained, it is not lasting. Look how well the events of MGQ (which costed lots of blood and horror) lasted until Paradox came knocking it..... and when whatever peace is achieved in Paradox, there will not be a guarantee that it won't be destroyed again.

MGE is a bedrock of certainty and we know that once the Mamono Lord wins, it will never revert to the old system or something similar, as KC himself is invested in that happening. But again, even if you attained long lasting coexistence in MGQverse, it would still not be as good as MGEverse.

>> No.17533169

>Not even the other anons in their thread back him up
>They think he's stupid too
I'm laughing

>> No.17533175

Again, the fact remains.

>> No.17533179

There are only 2 good kinds of elves
1: The hyper lewd ones who want nothing more than to become your cocksleeve
2: The innocent, ignorant wood elves who live far in the woods in small sheltered communities
Those gloves are very stylish and they might be give a unique handjob experience

>> No.17533182

The fact that your garbage genes will be removed because of your own 3DPD retardation? Yes.

>> No.17533184
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I prefer Assyrian Elves.

>> No.17533189

Since it's clear that you're not really familiar with MGQ I'll explain: Paradox is a spinoff that explores alternate universes in which different events occurred. The VN world still has its happy ending.

>> No.17533195

Paradox is just a fucking shitshow in general, really.

>> No.17533197

And still doesn't change the facts of what I said.

>> No.17533201
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I prefer homonculuseseseseseses.

>> No.17533204

3DPD is ad hominem so not an argument.

>> No.17533205

Even then, MGE is still better even with MGQ coexisting. Though I recant then my statement about peace being so fragile in MGQ.

>> No.17533214

>anon thought he was being clever
>being shat on by both sides
Hope he learned an important lesson.

>> No.17533226

Although, with the existence of alternate universes, that opens up the possibility of an even more harmonious setting.

>> No.17533236

If you want me to put in proper words I can do it: Alp and corruption shit, is still not and will never be as bad as having MGs killing and NTRing you, with MGs offering no guarantees whatsoever.

>> No.17533246

I don't know if I can watch the next episode. It might destroy me.

>> No.17533256

Death by snu snu
Never happens.

>> No.17533258

Even with alternate universes I doubt one of them can match MGE. I mean a setting where: MGs can't biologically cheat, will never fall out of love, will love you always forever, are all accepting, will extend your lifespan to match theirs and where you can shoot for whatever MG you like even if they are the world absolute strongest ones.

I really can't see how MGQ can achieve it, unlike MGE, the Monster Lord doesn't have that kind of power with MGs. She is really no different than a queen that keep them in check via the power of her armies. And is very unlikely such a Monster Lord would exist in MGQ anyway in the first place.

>> No.17533264

Yes it does. The Mermaid in MGQ had a husband and cheated on him with Luka.

>> No.17533274

In a Q&A TT said that if you end up with anyone but alice (IE Tamamo, Granberia, etc) Alice will still steal your semen to impregnate herself. Debatable on where that falls, but Luka's in for some awful child support payments.

>> No.17533279

But tentacles fucking your wife is not NTR right?

>> No.17533288

>It's another round of "my fetish setting is better than yours!"

>> No.17533292
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I've accepted that the best girls (coincidentally both Homunculi) are gonna die.

>> No.17533295

Netori isn't NTR.
That was a joke, in that she watches with a crystal ball and smashes it only to repeat.

>> No.17533296

>something fucking your wife isn't cuck right?
The only good tentacles are vaporized tentacles.

>> No.17533299

Post said question and answer

>> No.17533302

It's another round of /vg/fag got caught out baiting and everyone continues to respond.

>> No.17533305

There is a difference between a monster girl tentacle doing yuri-like behaviour to have you and your wife fucking you.

With having an outright guy plain fucking your wife and your wife enjoying it.

>> No.17533310

I'm not taking a side on this, I'm saying everyone actively involved is autistic

>> No.17533311

Quit replying to him you goddamn retard.

>> No.17533317

Even your wife enjoying it isn't NTR. It's only if she prefers him over you, or leaves you for him.

>> No.17533318

Its still shit and way worse than corruption and Alps will ever be. In MGE you have guaranteed that your wife will never, under any circumstances cheat on you. In MGQ you don't and in fact there is a very real possiblity she will dump you if she gets bored with you.

>> No.17533319

Last thread was pretty good, it only makes sense that we have one arguing about fetishes and fetish settings

>> No.17533322

At least Mordred makes it to the end. Frankenstein's not even gone yet and I already miss her.

>> No.17533323

>Netori isn't NTR.
Same shit different flavor.

>> No.17533325

Still NTR.

>> No.17533328

Can't argue with that.

>> No.17533329

Today is the one day of the year that my Mad Hatter waifu could not wish me a happy unbirthday!

>> No.17533331

>this is what bicorns actually believe.

>> No.17533336

Aww, happy birthday hatterfag

>> No.17533338

The vast majority of endings have you as a mating partner for life so it's doubtful you will get dumped. But let's agree to disagree.

>> No.17533343

It still proof NTR exists in MGQ. There is absolutely no reason why a monster girl in MGQ can't dump you for another guy, just the same as they can cheat on you, they can cheat and dump of you as easily.

Remember unlike MGE, MGE MGs have no biological repulsion to cheating and neither are they engineered to love the same man always.

>> No.17533346

They hide there too.

>> No.17533350

You are aware that those endings involve "super high quality semen, legendary hero half angel gary stu" Luka right?

Do you believe an average guy would fare as good? Kek.

>> No.17533354

make sure to drink a !/2 cup of tea for every year alive.

>> No.17533363
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I just want to talk about Snakes, and how nice snakes are
Or how about stories, some of the writers must have something interesting going right?

>> No.17533379

>complaining about Gary Stu's when MGE's (you) is more over the top
Luka was set up by Ilias up until the final fight more so than anything.

>> No.17533382

>NTR is cool as long as I'm doing it

>> No.17533385
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I like my snakes purple, a little evil and fond of cuddles.

>> No.17533387

Snakes aren't in my top ten, but some of them are really nice. If I could find a raven haired, charcoal skinned snake, I would marry her.

>> No.17533389
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Anon, I cant talk about snakes. But I can talk about Dragons that look like snakes.

>> No.17533393

No. MGE has nothing on gary stu, you can be a perfectly average guy there and still land any waifu.

>> No.17533401

Depends of how you look at it with MGE.
For some people, being the guy that lands the lilim/dragon/9 tailed fox is being a gary stu

or the fallen maiden guy, who has the blandness of every harem visual novel dude ever but several girls still want his dick.

>> No.17533405
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>Need to be a gary stu to land a lilim
Time to start lifting, then.

>> No.17533406

The encyclopedia author.

>> No.17533409
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What I'd give to bed these two. I love spirits and I love threesomes so they're pretty much perfect in my eyes.

>> No.17533414

What about him?

>> No.17533415
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So I was thinking of reworking that office dragon thing into an actual story.
I had this Idea of changing the oil so that its a unique fruit instead of dragon drool.
What do you think?

>> No.17533416

The author's intentionally flawed and generalizes things, it's sort of the point of his character.

>> No.17533421

Swearing vengeance for their people.

>> No.17533426

Is an Office Dragon's hoard her stocks and bonds?

>> No.17533432

>I had this Idea of changing the oil so that its a unique fruit instead of dragon drool.
Doesn't that kinda miss the point of why it was a dragon to begin with?

>> No.17533433

Anyone can land a Dragon, Lilim or 9 tailed fox. It might take more effort, but it can be done. No need to be a Gary Stu.

>> No.17533441

I prefer the Dragon Knight Commander, she is waifu material. It also doesn't help that these 2 Wurms are very smart and I like my Wurms as bakas.

>> No.17533447

>Anyone can land a Dragon, Lilim or 9 tailed fox.
Objectively false, the average man in MGE would get low tier wives like slimes and devil bugs. The kind of men that would be able to land something like a Lilim or Dragon are born with incredible talent and skill.

>> No.17533449

Not really no.
It's still an office with various dragon types.
the fruit in mind is would be associated with dragons, possibly to help with fire breathing.

>> No.17533455

Objectively false. This is said nowhere, nowhere, its conjecture.

>> No.17533456

But thats the thing
If your fantasy says that if you can do that, then by MGE rules you are better than joe average, and the moment you stand out in any way it lands you in Gary stu territory justified or not

>> No.17533460

>This is said nowhere
Try actually reading the source material.

>> No.17533461

That's simply not true. The only ones with those requeriments are Echidna and Baphomet.

You don't need to be special to land with one, but the fact that they're ultra rare and that there are tons of men means you have low chances.

>> No.17533468

Its like two children building sandcastles and one hating the others because the towers are built differently.

>> No.17533470

>Objectively false, the average man in MGE would get low tier wives like slimes an
Except the creator has said otherwise countless times that monster girls won't turn down any man who is sincere. A baphomet may only actively look for strong men but she won't turn down a weak one who is serious about her.

>> No.17533471

Point me out where it says you have to be born with talent to land a Dragon, 9 tailed fox or Lilim. The only piece that sort of says that is the Baphomet profile and it even says "but the truth is uncertain."

Also KC said that if you confess sincerly to any (single) monster girl she will accept you, unless she is in love with someone else. And that if you have a girl in your heart, you will get her.

So no, it is nowhere stated that you need to have talent or skill to marry them.

>> No.17533474

KC specifically said that if you want a monster really really bad, you'd get it. All that remains is having both immense willpower to not give up, and actually wanting the monster in the first place (IE, you're madly in love without anything in the world to change it, not that you just like a monster and when another passes by you suddenly want that one now). It's very well possible, but improbable with ever greater difficulty which might as well filter out 99.99% of the people who try. At that point it's still very well possible not just because of that 0.01%, but also because if the person in question really loved that monster, he'd have not given up, much less with how MGE works.

IE 10000 people set out for a lilim. Down the line, 9999 either find someone they fall in love with, give up due to difficulty, or any other manner of factors that they could've persevered through with great sacrifice and effort. That single person lands the lilim, because he loved her, and never gave up. It's possible, and at the same time exceptionally improbable to the point the one who got it might be called a Gary Stu at first glance.

>> No.17533476

>Trusting the word of a man that's less trustworthy than Kenji Inafune
You're pretty fucking dumb.

>> No.17533477

Stop fucking replying to him you god damn retard. Report and ignore.

>> No.17533480

It's a /vg/ fag poking the hornet's nest and getting everything wrong in his argument along the way, he doesn't care if he's right as long as he gets (you)s which people are still giving him.

>> No.17533481

No, because in your fantasy you don't have to be better than average to marry one of them and neither are these needed in MGE canon to do so. All you need is to confess to them sincerely, at times not even that.

>> No.17533491

So you think you know better than the creator? You know, the guy that decides what is and is not real in MGE? Kek.

>> No.17533494

You can't report something just because you don't like it, anon.

>> No.17533499

I'm not saying your wrong
It's that there seems to be an outlook of
>Fantasy of having a relationship with high ranker= gary stu power fantasy.

>> No.17533503

Yes, if a weak man confess to a Baphomet she will give him a challenge he can complete.
>In my headcanon she will give a normally impossible challenge like "steal the pope's legendary sword" but she will move the strings behind so that you can do it, like put potions and legendary items along the way to help you. Like a RPG.

>> No.17533504
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Well, I can either listen to the one who created the setting itself, or I can listen to some random anon in a Lescatian portal-making forum. Hard to choose, honestly.

>> No.17533508
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It's times like these you have to stop to appreciate life and think about how great tail pussy is.

>> No.17533509

Well that's simply not true. Thats stretching the definition of Gary Stu in the same way that feminazis stretch the definition of rape.

>> No.17533512

I'm in love...

>> No.17533516

I'd rather get all my teeth pulled than talk to a Manticore.

>> No.17533518

I think a story where a Bapho really likes and wants to marry a guy the first time she lays eyes on him but can't due to insecurities/societal pressure so she sends him on the seemingly hardest Bapho's Quest but secretly aids him heavily along the way would be a cute story.

>> No.17533521

I love that idea, can imagine at the end of the quest she will put on the big villain act complete with corny dialogue and the most cheesy evil laugh the world has ever seen.

>> No.17533525
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That tail is too thick she's not working it out enough.

I like a lean mean fighting machine tail pussy.

>> No.17533526

>"You need to be a man of talent and skill to marry these!"
>The guy that created these says you are wrong and all monster girls are accessible
>"Well, he is wrong!"

>> No.17533528

>an uncorrupted Dwarf
>not living in a fortified, self-sufficient, underground, off-the-grid compound absolutely drowning in holy symbols to prevent incorporeal means of entry and so heavily reinforced that not even a Wurm could break in

The poor fool.

>> No.17533529

Great, more gary stu garbage

>> No.17533535

I can't help but feel like that's a weak post hoc rationalization. If you didn't get your waifu, it's because you didn't really want her, or you weren't trying hard enough. Maybe because I hear it often irl...

>> No.17533538

That's because out side of dragons all that separates most of the higher ranks is power.
Demons and Lilims, despite the extra respective properties. are still succubi at the end of the day. why not go for a vanilla succubus?
A nine tailed Inari/youko has the same personality as a one tail, why not go for a one tail?

Just as there is nothing stopping you from striking high, there is nothing stopping you from striking low either
and thanks to that, going for some of the higher ranks makes you sound like your having an ego wank.
It's usually not true, I know but that's what happens sometimes.

>> No.17533539

>Maybe because I hear it often irl...
The key difference is that MGE is not real life. Things don't work the same there as they do here. Over there, not giving up WILL net you the girl. Over here, it will open the portal

>> No.17533541

Would you want your Apophis waifu to cuddle you from behind while you sit on her lap?

>> No.17533543
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Never ever, anon.

>> No.17533544

Being able to do the impossible through sheer willpower is a Gary Stu quality.

>> No.17533547
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Does that mean Indrick is a Gary Stu?

>> No.17533550 [DELETED] 

>He's still using Gary Stu like a buzzword without understanding what it means
Report. And. Ignore. Obvious. Fucking. Bait.

>> No.17533551

As am I.
What about a manticore dentist? They're natural sadists after all.
>That tail is too thick
This is crazy talk, there's more to grab onto.

>> No.17533554

I would rather pull them out myself.

>> No.17533556

Thank Demon Lord it's not impossible, then. I was getting worried for a second there.

>> No.17533560

>getting hit with the "abusing report function" ban

Nah, just lurk 'till it's over.

>> No.17533564

That's a nice body. Wow.

>> No.17533565
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>> No.17533568

>not being able to settle grudges

>> No.17533570

Well, someone needs a remedial stealth course.

>> No.17533572

Anon, what would you do when a bored Arxh-Succubus puts a curse on your waifu that ages her down to a toddler for a month?

Her mental and emotional maturity would not change and neither would her memories, she'd be exactly herself except her body would be like it was three years after birth.

>> No.17533574

I wonder what that stuff on her leg says.

>> No.17533581

>You'll be a dentist
>You have a talent for causing things pain
>Daughter, be a dentist
>People will pay you to be inhumane

>> No.17533584

Fuck off to /d/ you fucking degenerate

>> No.17533586

>" Miami 2008"

>> No.17533587

I don't understand.

>> No.17533589

>lolis in /d/
you must be new here.

>> No.17533590

It doesn't look like words, more like a flame styles pleasure rune

>> No.17533592

Even lolis are more tolerable than toddlercons you sick filth.
Do the human race a favor and headbutt a moving train.

>> No.17533593

I'd want her to either coil around me and plant my face between her breasts or let me use her "lap" as a pillow while she does some ear cleaning.

>> No.17533594

>implying 3 years old is a loli
It's fucking toddlercon at that point you retard. Stop trying to move goalposts.

>> No.17533596

I'd treat her just like I normally would, sexual activities ant all. Besides, it's only for a month, and then my waifu and I can go out and get revenge on the Succubus because forced transformation is shit, even when it's somewhat harmless and a little tantalizing like this.

>> No.17533600

I hope she can live without the dick for a month.

>> No.17533601

Thats a possible ending.
>Confess to Bapho and tell her you can't live without her loli pussy and marry you
>But you are weak as fuck
>She tells you that she will accept you if you can defeat the Great Evil Witch
>You know you can't do that and leave depressed
>Yet circumstances start happening which put you on that direction
>You also find that there is always a magic items shop in your road that is staffed by a cute loli human girl
>Despite claiming to be a worldwide fame shop no one knows about it and it sells items that you have never seen
>As you progress in your journey the shopkeeper informs you she just received a very rare item that oddly is perfect for the task at hand
>These ones don't cost money, you get them via a sex scene with the loli shopkeeper
>After defeating the "Great Evil Witch" who happen to be a high class Valkyrie the shopkeeper invites you to her shop to celebrate
>She gives you an evil smile
>Transforms into her Bapho form
>"Im the Great Evil Witch anon. Thank you for clearing the path for me and eliminating any possible opposition I could ever face."
>You must defeat her with all the buffs, potions and items that you have gained through your journey

That would be a good way to solve the "You have to defeat her to marry her" and the "If you can't defeat her she will give you a quest you can complete" rules.

>> No.17533604
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Remember the times before F/GO? Before Extra CC (which would never be translated)? Remember when we gladly picked the hard mode by picking Tamamo as our servant? Remember grinding two extra levels above the recommendation? Remember actually giving Tamamo fucking STR in the early game?

I remember.

>> No.17533607

Over here it will land you in prison or in a court over a bogus sexual harassment claim.

>> No.17533611
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When does a golem decide it wants a man as her master?

>> No.17533614

>giving a Caster STR stats
I actually restarted the game.

>> No.17533615

No idea who Indrick is.

>> No.17533616

>>These ones don't cost money, you get them via a sex scene with the loli shopkeeper
Wouldn't that be cheating though? Unless she's being obvious enough to let anon know that it's actually her.

>> No.17533620

Guy from losenis's story, he ends up with a lilim

>> No.17533621

Paladin who ended up marrying a lilim

>> No.17533624


It actually is worth it since more damage means more mana stolen with Spirit Thief. Besides, she has to use physical attacks for much of the game, she doesn't really have a choice.

>> No.17533628
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That's the kind of thing I had in mind, it's incredibly cute and silly but you still have to do something, even if it is like playing a game on easy mode with all the optional DLC weapons and cheat codes.

Plus the sex scenes with her in the polymorphed human forms would be nice in their own way, a baphomet hiding her goat parts could play a pretty convincing human loli and play the "innocent" act.

>> No.17533631

>it's just her with a Groucho Marx stache on

>> No.17533633

No idea who is Iosenins either.

>> No.17533634

She has quite the bulge down there.

>> No.17533638

STR doesn't change her attack damage.

>> No.17533641

What actually constitutes a scumbag for MGE girls? Is it murderers in general or do you have to take pleasure in it to be labeled a scumbag?

>> No.17533642
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Lets talk Inari's and their control over demonic energy

>> No.17533643

A writefag

>> No.17533644

That's just the puffiest, most perfect cunny of the Bapho anon.

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>> No.17533648

Speak for yourself I picked Nero.

>> No.17533649

Only if you aren't trying hard enough!

With enough effort, you can get felony assault and aggravated rape, or if you play your cards right, a good ol' shotgun wedding (good end).

>> No.17533650

>engaging in anything fate outside just oogling the waifus
>at any point in its history
Please lose weight

>> No.17533651


I guess it's been a long ass time then, my bad. I need to get a new battery for my psp, mine's bloated.

>> No.17533657

I think its unrepentant murderes, child killers, rapists. monster killers
"Irredeemable scum" could mean a lot of things

>> No.17533659


But video games are fun.


I really, really like Nero too. Best Saber.

>> No.17533664

It's a good thing they're good girls, because otherwise they'd be a serious corruption threat.
I want my waifu to incubize me in one night by dumping as much DE as she can into me and fucking me senseless until dawn.

>> No.17533665

Just imagine an Apophis with a big goofy smile on her face while she surrounds you with her coils and teases your round ears because she thinks they're cute.

>> No.17533670
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>no playable Lancer OR Rider outside of Liz for that brief period of time during CCC
Drake even got shafted pretty hard during CCC which makes matters worse.

>> No.17533674

Big question here, would you fuck her with that disguise on to let her keep up the ruse?

>> No.17533675

I'm still waiting for the rest of the Tamamo Nine.
Or Tamamo Alter.

>> No.17533676

>child killers
But what if the child has a knife?

>> No.17533677

I'm kinda miffed at what FGO did to Saint George even if he is still pretty bro-tier.

>> No.17533679

Well you are not married to her, so its not cheating either. Though now you made me imagine some hillarious situations.
>To continue your journey you must defeat a Dragon.
>After sex scene loli shopkeeper gives you the legendary "Dragon Buster" sword which allows you to fight Dragons on even terms regardless if your actual strenght
>You are still defeated, I mean it just gives you the strenght to fight her, not the fighting skill
>You are about to get raped by the Dragon
>Out of nowhere the "human woman" loli shopkeeper comes appears in the cave
>Starts to give her congratulatory speech for defeating the Dragon
>Surprised face as she finds the Dragon defeated you and is about to rape you
>For the next 5 minutes or so you remain speechless as you see what is by all accounts a loli human woman beating the crap out of a Dragon with her bare hands
>She finish the fight by grabbing the Dragon by her tail and throwing her far away

>> No.17533682

Plus no Drake in Extella, or Robin Hood. Poor guy had a hard life.

>> No.17533683

That makes me feel warm and fuzzy. I'd have to resist playing with her pointy ears in return.

>> No.17533684



I don't think all the blood in my body is supposed to go to my dick.

>> No.17533691
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Might as well ask this.

Would you love an autistic alien superweapon?

>> No.17533693

>She finish the fight by grabbing the Dragon by her tail and throwing her far away
Mario 64 comes to mind and this is way too amusing, now that's a baphomet I'd marry.

>> No.17533699

Nah, unrequited love is pretty pathetic.

>> No.17533706
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Buffalo Bill is a good girl.

>> No.17533711

Imagine coming to her in her polymoprhed human loli shopkeeper form and begin talking to her about how you saw a Holstaurus on your way to the shop and how big breasts are awesome and great.

>> No.17533718

That was actually what I had in mind when imagining that. Then after the "fight" ends and you tell her how she is so strong she will give you some sort of "Well I own a shop so I had to learn how to keep fight off thieves!" type of excuse.

>> No.17533719

A what now?

>> No.17533728

She's Attila the Hun.

>> No.17533731

That's how you get a pouting, totally not a baphomet shopkeeper.
Lame excuses are the best.

>> No.17533733

>Anon winds up in the monstergirl world and ends up marrying an Apophis who goes completely deredere for him.
>Time passes and the Pharaoh of the region comes looking for the Apophis with her retainers since she hasn't been seen in over a year.
>When she finds the Apophis' lair it's been redecorated to be a bit more cheerful and comfy.
>As the Pharaoh's retinue hangs the corner they see the Apophis in a sweater snuggling anon as the two of them trade obscenely saccharine compliments about how much they love each other.
>Anon doesn't notice the Pharaoh, but the Apophis does.
>Pharaoh and her party retreat because she got flustered and ran away.
>That night, the Pharaoh demands that her soldiers find her a lily white man so that the Apophis doesn't have an advantage on her before going up to her room and schlicking herself unconscious.

>> No.17533739

In Fate lore, Atilla the Hun is Altera, an ancient, genetically engineered weapon that the Huns unearthed and pointed at their enemies.

>> No.17533745

I'm sure the Pharaoh can find a nice man she's a good girl.

Grapesnake is the one for me though.

>> No.17533748
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Something tells me it gets stranger.

>> No.17533750

The rabbit hole does go deeper.

>> No.17533756

Or next time you come to the shop you will find that all items cost X10 times than normal. How will you buy them now?

>> No.17533759

Is that like a metaphor for attacking people who didn't understand how bow and arrows worked?

>> No.17533777

I bet "irredeemable scum" is a very loose label that MGE attach to men they just don't like.

>> No.17533787

>Plus the sex scenes with her in the polymorphed human forms would be nice in their own way, a baphomet hiding her goat parts could play a pretty convincing human loli and play the "innocent" act.
What if you refuse her sex attempts and tell her that your heart is already claimed by the Baphomet, that you are faithful to her and thus you can't have sex with her because you can't cheat on the woman you love?

>> No.17533792

I want to be bullied as if I were irredeemable scum...

>> No.17533794

Just don't reply to him.

>> No.17533795

Good, good! Let the hate flow through you.

>> No.17533798

If the Rabbit Hole goes so deep I can't even imagine how deep the Wurmhole goes.

>> No.17533805

Time for some haggling.
>her heart starts pounding like it never has before
>still tries to convince you it's not really cheating
>when it fails she accepts your decision and spends the night furiously masturbating with moaning your name into a pillow

>> No.17533807

Saccharine cuddlebug deredere Apophis are the best. I don't care how lame people think it is, I'd babytalk with her all day and rub noses with her while calling her my big softy-wofty luvvy-duvvy snakey-wakey

>> No.17533828

Your daughterus are probably going to think you're the most embarrassing parents in the world.

>> No.17533838

>As part of intelligence gathering to complete the next part of the quest you go to a bar and get drunk
>After leaving the bar storm into the shop while being drunk as fuck
>Tears begin flowing from your eyes as you tell the shopkeeper that the woman that you love didn't loved you back and tell her how she sent you into an impossible quest because she obviously doesn't like you (yes, you are that dense and havent figured out they are the same person)
>Hug her and rest your head in her loli lap
Will she take advantadge of your drunken stupor? It would also be hillarious if she starts to talk shit about herself and tell you how said woman doesn't deserve you and you should cheat on her.

>> No.17533870

She'd just die on our wedding night,

>> No.17533881

I could totally see that
>"who needs that stupid goat whore? s-she's probably a 500 year old hag anyway"
>starts laughing nervously, uncomfortable at shit talking herself
>you try defending her but it only makes her want you more
>shit talking intensifies as she digs herself into a deeper hole

>> No.17533902
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>Or how about stories, some of the writers must have something interesting going right?

I have nothing going on that anybody would unironically read. Medusa are still my favorite Lamia.

>> No.17533912

Hm. I'm trying to hunt down a story from a few years ago. Its about a Postman in a monster girl world. And he had to deal with the Wolf Girl who always chased him on his route and they ended up mated and all that.

Really liked that one. Can never find it in the collections and wordpresses. Hope its not gone from the internet.

>> No.17533920
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>It's almost been 3 years since Average wrote these

>> No.17533925

Aaah, memories.

>> No.17533930
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>irredeemable scum
It would be love at first sight

>> No.17533933

No, it wouldn't.

>> No.17533936

Then I just need to get my hands on one of those arrows and try to stick her with it

>> No.17533944

She'd probably put a real arrow through your head.

>> No.17533947

What kind of monstergirl would Jeanne be? Or are heroic spirits stuck as Phantoms?

>> No.17533951
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Real talk, what would it take to resist the arrows? Would you have to basically be AM?

>> No.17533952

Jeanne would be a Valkyrie.
Jeanne Alter would obviously be a Dark Valkyrie.

>> No.17533955

The AI from I have no mouth?

>> No.17533957
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>What kind of monstergirl would Jeanne be?
An Angel of course.
>Or are heroic spirits stuck as Phantoms?
Phantoms exist in the Fate universe, they just aren't what you'd expect.

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The very same.

>> No.17533961

I'd imagine that being stuck with the lead arrows would require already being completely dead inside, while the love arrows would probably require already being under the influence of amphetamines while focusing on something else.

>> No.17533968

Replace Hate with Love and you have the ultimate Yandere AI.

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That would probably make it MORE terrifying.

>> No.17533972

I've heard that love and hate are the same emotion, chemically.

>> No.17533975

>ultimate Yandere AI.
I never thought i could need something so much, fearboner at maximum and being loved. True bliss.

>> No.17533978

I don't know, you could probably resist an arrow's effect if you've completely given up on love.

>> No.17533979
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They are both a form of obsession. You spend all your time thinking about someone, plan your day around them, keep them close.

But do you want to kiss them or kill them?

>> No.17533982

Anon, that's exactly the sort of person those arrows are made for.

>> No.17533985

What's scary about an omnipotent AI who killed off all of the human race so you can both be can together forever.
See, he gets it.

>> No.17534002

Nothing works 100% of the time.

>> No.17534009

Stop wasting images.

>> No.17534026

muscular girls are ugly and unfeminine!

>> No.17534027

>Or how about stories, some of the writers must have something interesting going right?
I've been trying to motivate and sort myself enough to write something for this fucking thread for months. MONTHS! I swear I'm gonna try and write tonight, Anon.

>> No.17534030

So are her nipples erect because of what she's reading or are they always just protruding?

>> No.17534032

Looks like I have something in common with them.

>> No.17534036

I'm just going to assume always. I know a bit of pointless trivia, but none of which pertains to Hakutakus.

>> No.17534038

>Anon waking up in a bactine tube, wires plugged into him, struggling as he hacks and coughs when it deposits his naked and weak body onto the cold metal floor
>He can see a giant pillar of slate grey metal in his mind, and he knew Her
>Wandering those antiquated arcades of dilapidated machinery in the bowels of the earth, there's no people, no birds, no Sun
>Only the dark, and the taunting female voice of AM
>When Anon tried to kill himself, AM formed an automaton body that fucked him into a coma that lasted a week, threatening that she'd do worse if he tried again
>Oh! But try he does!
>So AM makes her complex as soft as warm dough, couldn't risk her precious man-meat hurting himself, a constant feed of royal gelatin being breastfed into him by an avatar terminal body
>'Now', he thinks, it has taken him twenty years to think of the word 'Now'
>Time has lost nearly all meaning for him,
nursing at the breast of AM, her glowing blue eyes electric hearts
>She killed all of humanity out of hatred and anger, save for one man, a man she loved more than any other
>He has no more voice
>And he must scream

>> No.17534049

I cant understand if the correct answer is to love her back or not. This confuses and scares me, Confusion and fear at the same time, i guess perfect?

>> No.17534057
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Yandere Yetis are scary, their forceful cuddlefucking is too much

>> No.17534121
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>> No.17534125

Can I reroll for better foxes?

>> No.17534131

You know something that makes Cu Sith even worse than normal? They basically have to eat your face to even kiss you

>> No.17534132

Those foxes are WEEBS!

>> No.17534134

Gee Bridget, why does mom let you have TWO swords?

>> No.17534136


Dibs on the left. She's cute.

>> No.17534142

Mofu mafia wearing traditional clothes

>> No.17534156

That's cute.

>> No.17534160

>inb4 furfag

I think people shit on siths a little more than they deserve. They are arguable same tier as some chaos girls and sandworm.

>> No.17534165
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Well armed foxes!

>> No.17534166

At leats they don't turn their husbands into monsters

>> No.17534182


>> No.17534188

I want to fuck the one with the evil eye. She looks like the freak of the trio. Probably end up being all lovey and cuddly and vanilla while the one with one arm is into S&M

>> No.17534219

Look closer. She's got a gun!

>> No.17534223
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It's really not.

>> No.17534229

You do realize posting furry is a banneble offence?

>> No.17534233
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Rhodesian scheduledogs

>> No.17534244

Alright bud it's time to stop. Sith-posting was already pushing it, but you're actually just posting furries now.

>> No.17534248
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Doing a rata

>> No.17534263
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>> No.17534266

God forbid I give a visual example of what kissing a Cu Sith would be like for degenerates.

>> No.17534269

I would love to invest my love in those tanukis.

>> No.17534272

People can Google it if they're really that curious, but don't eat up images with furshit.

>> No.17534279

I want to go to the Tanuki Planet, home of the Tanuki Trade Federation, and start molesting bushy Tanuki tails at random.

>> No.17534282

I stand by my statement.

>> No.17534306

What's next? The Tanuki Rules of Acquisition?

>> No.17534312

Looks like Makoto.

>> No.17534313
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I just want to say how much I love the idea of monster girl wrestling.

>Candy Savage and Hulk Ogre squaring off in Rape-o-mania 5
>Greater Power revealed to be the Tanuki, Vicky McMahon
>It's me anon!

>> No.17534321

>implying we even reach image limit anymore

>> No.17534322


Tanuki Rule of Acquistion 112: Never have sex with the boss's brother.

>> No.17534333


>> No.17534336

Wrestling is shit and so are monster girls.

>> No.17534342


>> No.17534346

Monster girls are not for white people.

>> No.17534347


>> No.17534356

'fraid I haven't a clue who or what that might be

>> No.17534363

Squirrel tits from Blazblue.

>> No.17534372

Oh yeah I can see it

>> No.17534395
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>> No.17534400

I would love a pair of loli wurms

>> No.17534421

Careful, they grow up fast.
Really fast.

>> No.17534434

Grow ups size-wise or figure-wise?

Either way, I'd love to wake up with them wrapped around me

>> No.17534444

I want the blonde one to poorly try to hit on me.

>> No.17534448

Size, mostly.
Sure they're all cute and can fit in your backpack at first, but then in the span of a month they'll end up being able to raise themselves higher than you.

>> No.17534450
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>Putting literal furries on the same tier as wife

>> No.17534453

You're right.
They're probably better overall than worst spider.

>> No.17534455

But you know what that won't stop me from doing?
Hugging them when they raise themselves up and spinning around with them.

>> No.17534456


>> No.17534462

I appreciate awkward seduction. It's a nice token gesture before they resort to rape.

>> No.17534469

Well there's no way she wouldn't with digits like those

>> No.17534474
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>Saccharine apophis
Is this gap moe? Pretty sure this is some form of gap moe.
Then why do I love it so much?
Just the most snuggling, caring, overly clingy and subservient Apophis who makes matching sweaters with 'His' and 'Hers' and bakes things with a smiley face and heart in them to dreamily stare at you as you eat them.

>> No.17534485
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Dragon giggles.

>> No.17534488

Apoptis are best snakes, and one of the best monsters in general. They make good everything.

>> No.17534493

Gonna make those girls smile and protect that smile.

>> No.17534494

Apophis need to be evil! Evil and sexy!

>> No.17534502

Somehow fucked that one up. Either way purple snek best snek.
No they dont! They can be all lovey-dovey too! Some of them might be yandere and go overboard but thats a good thing!

>> No.17534507

>Mayadere apophis terrorizes the desert, bending many to her whim and expanding her influence over all she casts her greedy glare on
>When she goes home though she's as housewifely as a Troll, doting on her husband to such a degree that all of her daughters shudder with embarrassment
A besto!

>> No.17534511

>That second part
I think I'm going to puke

>> No.17534512

Would you prefer an outwardly bubbly, cutesy apophis that comes home and doms her husband like all hell behind closed doors?

>> No.17534516


>> No.17534517

Well I'm glad we had this riveting conversation

>> No.17534519


Hm. New term for me to use. Neat~

>> No.17534520

That but with a familiar please.

>> No.17534526

Ohh, now that is devious.
Seeing her eyes go from sparkly and bright to dark and ominous as she closes the door to the outside world and hearing her voice deepen as she starts telling you terrible, naughty things would be exhilerating.

>> No.17534528

I want a girl that isn't bipolar

That's not a mayadere, that's some shitty girl.

>> No.17534532
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Gonna cuddle with the scheduledog in a foxhole after surviving an intense firefight!

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>> No.17534542

Now THAT is a Rata tail. I want one with a tail AT LEAST that big.

>> No.17534545

Holy cow, that is one hell of tail.
Looks pretty good!

>> No.17534548 [SPOILER] 
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Looks like anon just got back from being captured and tortured by those villainous Harpy Kingdom fiends.

Evidently he was forcefully married to a Pegasus.

>> No.17534551

>"Ufufu, what was all that talk about 'I can handle any mofu' you were saying, anon?"

>> No.17534555

Will she suffocate me while sitting on her tail, which is sitting on me?

>> No.17534556

I stand by my statement.

>> No.17534558


>> No.17534561

Mmmm... dat pegaslut.

>> No.17534563

>Rata with small tail crying in the corner

>> No.17534566
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What do her fingers and toes have to do with anything? I bet she has cute ones.

>> No.17534567
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Fuck you Nachos are the best spider, because BBA lolidom is the patrician's fetish.

>> No.17534568

Monster girls with butt plugs!
Monster girls with butt plugs larger than what they're used to trying to go about their day!

>> No.17534569

>Tailets BTFO

>> No.17534570


>> No.17534571

>Rata gulps as anon is unphased by her miraculous freakishly large tail
>D-did I get in over my head...?
Sorry lady. But maybe through the incubization process she can go from a tailet to a majestic van-sized monster gorgeous tail!

>> No.17534579

Give me one good reason why Nachos are inferior to the Sith.

>> No.17534583


>> No.17534587

>Anon loses his shit because someone on the internet doesn't like chaos spider

>> No.17534588


>> No.17534590

You have no idea how close I am to summoning a Khornette from pure, unadulterated rage at a waifu species being compared to fucking furaffinity trash.

>> No.17534593

Maybe the part where she's the bitchiest cunt in the entire encyclopedia.
Or maybe the part where you get turned into a monstrous spider-taur-thing with ovipositors for a face aka worse than furfags in every conceivable way.

>> No.17534594

Agree 101%

>> No.17534595

Thank you kind anon

>> No.17534598

>Only 101%

>> No.17534599
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>get adopted by a monster girl
>your first night you sleep together to bond as mother and son
>however, long after your momster falls asleep you're still awake, enthralled by her beauty
>you roll on top of her and kiss her on the lips. even while asleep, because of her monster nature, she kisses you back
>you whip out your dick and plunge into her mouth. it feels like a vacuum, and before you know it, she's swallowing your first load
>next, you pull her shirt up over her massive breasts and start digging out her inverted nipples with your tongue
>you sandwich your dick between her tits, enjoying the softness until you cum again. some of it escapes her cleavage, splattering across her face. you watch her tongue lap up whatever seed it can reach
>slip her panties off her wide hips and down her thicc thighs, then line yourself up with her glistening hole. she takes you all the way to the base before clamping down on you, like she was waiting for you
>you grab hold of some of her pudge and go to town on her. you pull out after a few loads and, in your sex-addled state, you reinsert yourself into her ass, which is even tighter than her pussy. she starts to grasp at the sheets and moan in her sleep, so you wonder if she's weak to anal
>you fire your last shot into her a couple hours before sunrise and clean both of you up, then lay down and throw your arms around her, causing her to roll over and hug you closer
>she later wakes up energized yet clueless as to why you're dead tired

>> No.17534603

>Pouty super himedere Rata with an absurdly large tail almost twice your size even though her body is about half yours
>Humphs and puffs when you say you only want to pamper her tail 101%
I'm sorry! I'll make it up to her! I'll go 1000%! I want to make it up to her! I want to huff and brush!

>> No.17534605

>Code Vein allows for character customization
>Get to make your own anime vamp waifu

>> No.17534610

>Implying they aren't wife material

>> No.17534612

>Implying she wasn't awake the whole time and enjoyed every minute.

>> No.17534618

A good life. A great life.
Momsters a best.

>> No.17534619


Who's That Monstergirl?

>> No.17534620
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>they're acceptable if you completely ignore the whole profile
Really makes me think.

>> No.17534624

>Posting furfaggotry

>> No.17534630

>Implying Nachos being tsundere isn't canon

>> No.17534637

You conveniently forgot the part where the "dere" part only shows while you are the spiderbeast.

>> No.17534639
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Such a ready and willing motivation is key to handling a big rata

>> No.17534643


Enjoy your painful transformation into an abomination

>> No.17534644

>It's Garbage-mon!
>"Gar Gar!

>> No.17534648

Well when you realistically think of it as Advanced Cunnilingus I'd still prefer it over fucking a literal bipedal dog.

>> No.17534657

What is better though, big soft ratas with average tails, or svelte small ratas with HUUGE tails?

>> No.17534660

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to take Flow Kelp-chan to the beach one last time.

Summer is dying down and she won't be able to swim in the sun soon.

Big and soft Ratas without a doubt

>> No.17534662

>Using a non-canon comic as citation for the transformation
You do realize they can change back at will, right?

>> No.17534666

>That enormous stomach bulge
Who says /d/ is a bad place?

>> No.17534667

No seriously, not even sure what that one even is. Looks more like a normal girl then anything.

>> No.17534673

I want to be tenderly dommed by a Rata as I relax in her big fluffy tail. I don't care if they're supposed to be subs in bed, right up until insertion, I want to be wrapped around her finger.

Speaking of which, I would love to feel her lithe touch on my back as I cuddle her tail. Her soft words and breaths tickling and teasing my ears.

>> No.17534675
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>a-at least I'm not a furry

>> No.17534676

>Two anons and their rata wives meet up
>One rata is big, soft, curvy, with huge breasts and ass but an average tail
>One rata is thin and nimble, but has a massive tail with extra fluff and luster
>Both ratas internally panic that the other looks better than them and wish they had better curves/tail

>> No.17534680

Don't you have a story to go bitch about in Discord?

>> No.17534683

Sorry, I'm not your feared boogeyman.
Nachos are just shitters.

>> No.17534690

So you want her to encapsulate you in her private pocket mofuverse within her tail, then as you're hugging over it and drooling over it, lightly run her fingertips along your spine as she whispers ASMR into your ear?
Good choice.
Excellent choice.
Once you DO stick it in, do you want her to melt a bit and lightly have the tables turned?

>> No.17534692

I vote for 2!

>> No.17534695

>Nachos are just shitters
There's far worse girls.

>> No.17534696 [SPOILER] 
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"Why don't we discuss the initial investment..."

>> No.17534700

Cute tanukis!
Going to make a down payment in their chests so I can make a full investment in their wombs later on!
Gonna sleep well with two tanukis in my arms

>> No.17534703

I could be persuaded to make a deposit.

>> No.17534705

Ho baby that's the jackpot right there
I'm on team money for sure for those girls

>> No.17534706

Seriously, havn't been following enough. Nachos?

>> No.17534709

Oh God, please, yes
Just a bit.
I might lack the drive to top, but the feeling and shape of it alone would make her just as addicted to me as I am to her.

>> No.17534710

Please do not shitpost with Tsuyu.

>> No.17534711

>That deformation of tiddy as the other presses her face against it

>> No.17534712

More like a money shot!

>> No.17534713
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Everyones favorite nightmare fuel loli

>> No.17534714

The bottom half is her husband.

>> No.17534715

I wonder if Tanukis especially love facials for the moneyshot

>> No.17534716



Ooooooh, I missed that one.

>> No.17534717


>> No.17534718

It's good for the skin and keeps them looking young.

>> No.17534719

>her disappointment when she finds out it doesn't involve actual money

>> No.17534722

What the fuck did we do to deserve latenight
How in the world has he stuck with us through all our dumb shit

>> No.17534724

Like any sane person, he checks out during shitstorms.

>> No.17534730
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Is that the secret to your great body and strength?

>> No.17534733

Draw a monstergirl in 10 strokes.

>> No.17534735

Holy shit

>> No.17534737

>anon takes his fitness very seriously
>Preps and pre-workouts and all that
>Gets in the zone when its time for his special workout
>Very stoic and serious as he goes about it
>Meanwhile, his wurm wife is having the fucking time of her life, laughing and 'WAAAAAH~!' ing all over as he swings her in meticulous paths, not having any idea what's going on and all the happier for it
>He makes a protein shake for himself and a normal shake for her afterward
Cute couple.

>> No.17534738

Love and wrestling those loli wurms when they were younger.

The onii-chan/dad of a wurm is truly a fearsome man.

Wurm smiles must always be protected.

>> No.17534744

Do Wurm daughters argue with Wendi daughters over whose dad could beat up who?

>> No.17534747

I can't hate Nachos. Much like I can't hate Baphomets

>> No.17534749

Maybe, but we all know is that they'd enter a room alone and turn an action movie on real loud and drink some beers while their daughterus press their ears against the walls to try and listen to whats happening.

>> No.17534750

It doesn't have to not involve money
>You will never roll around naked with your nuki waifu on a big pile of money
>You will never sodomize her with rolls of coins
>You will never cum between her tits after she stuffs her cleavage with cash

I could go on, but it rapidly develops into fetishes I don't have, but might want. Let's just say things get interesting when we get into the chocolate coins.

Also, naturally a money orgy will eventually involve cocaine

>> No.17534753

>already on page 10

>> No.17534757

Big soft ones, that way there's not just soft tail, there's soft belly and boobs too

>> No.17534758

>Dragon Dad and Dullahan Dad come over to 'show them whose boss'
>Actually bring more booze and help build a proper mancave
>It becomes a weekly event for the daughteru's dads to 'beat each other up in the fighting room'
Sounds fun.

>> No.17534764

The threads have been dying faster these days. Probably has something to do with Touhou 16

>> No.17534766

The best.

/jp/ seems to be oddly quick for some reason.

>> No.17534769

>"Waaah! Papa, papa! D-don't fight anymore! Don't get hurt papa!"
>Papa wendigo crestfallen comforting his crying youngest daughter who doesn't want to see her papa get hurt
Does he break the mancode, or keep up the facade?

>> No.17534771

Blame ZUN

>> No.17534775

Holy shit, dude

>> No.17534776

I'd like to think all of the dads break the mancode so their daughters don't cry. So each of the daughters already know, but they play along with it because they don't think the others are in the know.

>> No.17534789
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>chocolate coins
Hmmmm yes.

>> No.17534793

Never break the mancode, especially in front of the kids. If she doesn't know what a real man looks like, she might grow up to marry some loser on the Internet

>> No.17534794

A good fatherly lesson!
In lying...
But white lies!
so a good lesson!
We all know one of them is telling their mama and then some anons are getting their ears pulled.

>> No.17534795

Why is she such a shitty girl?

>> No.17534805

>stop liking things I don't like

>> No.17534823

>Another night in the mancave. Dragon dad brought snacks and booze, wendigo dad brought the movies, and they all meet up at wurm dad's place.
>Tonights movies are John Swick 1-2, Wen-Dad's favorites.
>A few minutes into the 'fight' and the daughters are already pressing their ears against the walls and doors, listening intently to the 'brawl'.
>Wendigo dad is laughing his ass off while wurm dad is audibly distraught, dragon dad goes silent.
>"Wow, your dad's a real wuss! It hasn't even been ten minutes!"
>The other girls quickly shush the little wendigo and continue to listen.
>All of the little girls go as silent as their dads, who are thoroughly enjoying the action sequence on screen.
>The little wurm cries out "D-Daddy got shot!" before breaking down the door to the mancave.
>All three of the girls gasp as their fathers are all obviously unharmed, sitting together. Dragon dad mid-swig and Wurm dad's face stuffed with chips.

>> No.17534825

I couldn't do this to my adopted monster girl mom, it's fueled only by lust. If I developed a crush on her, I'd confess it to her face and add to it that I wish to pursue a serious relationship with her. If I wanted to relive my lust I could go to any monster girl, but I confess to her because we have good chemistry and I desire an emotionally fulfilling relationship with her that no one else could give me.

>> No.17534826

>stop saying mean things about the thing I like

>> No.17534828

He asked why she was so shit, faggot. He didn't tell you to stop having shit taste

>> No.17534829

I didn't say you had to stop with your shit taste, anon.

>> No.17534835

Daaaawwwwwwwww. Damn daughterus being so cute and loving for their papas.

>> No.17534847


>> No.17534865
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Can we go back to talking abot Ratas?

>> No.17534870

I want to spend lazy evenings cuddling her tail while she makes cute noises in her sleep

>> No.17534876
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chaos is not for everyone.

>> No.17534885

>be a father to 4 little Wurmlings
>every Christmas when they were young you'd dress up as santa to keep their childhood alive
>you didn't know this plan would backfire and now you've been doing it well into their high school years
>your waifu is even more happy because she thinks she's Mrs. Claus
Daddy's gotta do what daddy's gotta do to protect their smiles.

>> No.17534888
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I want to write her a sickly love letter that contains the most vanilla of words!

>> No.17534900

I want to tell them that Santa isn't real.

>> No.17534902
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chaos is cute

>> No.17534903
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>> No.17534909

>roof starting to come off
Well anons it's seems I'm going ahead

>> No.17534914

I wanna sniff Snow-rata's cocoa scented tail in front of her editors!

>> No.17534915

I want to feed hipponee-chan her favorite grass all day long.

>> No.17534925

But she's the opposite of chaos

>> No.17534943

Anon no, drugs are bad!

>> No.17534946

Canabis Alraunes are constantly high and they're doing fine.

>> No.17534950

>Hippo proceeds to just lean against you in a haze, obviously high out of her mind.
>Starts to grind against you, mumbling your name as she takes off her shirt.
>"Why doesn't anon love me...you love me right anon?"
>Licks at your face as she pushes her chest against you, wiggling her butt all the while.
>Before you know it her lips are at the tip of your cock and you can feel her breathe against your shaft.
>You haven't even given her the joint yet.

>> No.17534957

They're also a bunch of fatty fatty chub-chubs from all the snacks they can't stop eating!

Placeboing and contact highs are even worse then actually getting high! Oh the degeneracy!

>> No.17534958

There's a special place in hell for people like you.

>> No.17534962
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Monster Girl Gameshows

>> No.17534963

High monstergirls are great.
I'd love to run through a shrine ran by Jinkos while I'm covered in catnip.

>> No.17534965

Prepare to get rubbed up on.

>> No.17534967
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I agree, stuff like that would be fun! I wanna spike a truck's worth of cheese wheels and then give it away to all the mice i meet! Watching them all mellow out and start tripping over themselves would be a blast.

>> No.17534968

Be on a hike during winter
>See a Rata in front of a news crew giving a story
>You can't help but mire dat tail
>You just want to bury your face in huff that fluff
>"...And if it wasn't for a kind yeti who happened to be in the area, the young man would have surely froze to de- Kyaaaaa!"
>The video of you planting your face firmly into the tail of a Rata reporter goes viral

>> No.17534971

>Wheel of Fortune is all innuendos
>Family Feud usually ends with hatefucking
>Jeopardy is pretty much the same

>> No.17534972

Would you and your waifu partake in any mood-altering substances like drugs or alcohol anons?

>> No.17534976

At least you can win an ushi-oni behind door #3

>> No.17534978

Since most/all drugs probably have no real negative side effects in the MGE-verse, we sure would! We'd swap ages, body types, and even temporarily alter our memories through flayers. I'd be a regular at any and all drugstores in my area.

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>> No.17534989

Probably only on very rare, special occasions like birthdays or anniversaries or holidays, I'm talking maybe once every two years even for something like alcohol. I'm really not a fan of having my mood altered by substances whether they're real or hypothetical like raging mushrooms or Manticore venom, and my waifu wouldn't be either.

>> No.17534990

>been dating a nice, easygoing minotaur for a few months
>started because a friend bet me I wouldn't ask a random mino out on the street
>she just kind of blushed and nodded
>turns out she's mute
>she's got this sort of half-open bedroom-eyed look she wears that makes her seem like she's always smiling
>even though she's huge and really strong she tries her best to be careful and gentle with everything she does
>she wears a little bell on her wrist because she can't warn people to move when she's walking around
>once in a while it makes a little tinkle as she fusses with her bangs or tries to sign something to me
>it's slow going but I've learned enough signs that she doesn't always need her pen and paper with her
>she likes to wear light, loose, flowy clothes and when she presses close I can feel her warm skin beneath
>once while we were having a picnic she just grabbed on to me and pressed up against me
>it was like I suddenly remembered how exhausted I was
>kind of fall into a hazy half-sleep against her until I feel her shaking
>look up to see her hand to her mouth, pantomiming a little laugh
>the little bell on her wrist tinkles as she does

best dream ever

>> No.17534995

You. I like you.

>> No.17535000

Hey thanks anon!

>> No.17535002

I don't drink for personal reasons but I'd be okay with some weed once in a while. Generally though I don't like it enough to really partake regularly.

I've had some good experiences before with burning incense and wild herbs just to make the room smell nice and set a mood though. Something about a smoky room with warm lighting and lots of blankets lying around just does it for me.

>> No.17535003

That sounds comfy.

>> No.17535005

Is she the Grand Prize or the Zonk?

I would imagine we would...

>> No.17535014

I can't help but imagine manticores who either give venom for a living or donate it like people donate plasma at Biolife for money.

But then my mind wanders to how some would be captured solely for their venom like those human organ harvesting operations. I don't know why living happily with my manticore waifu is so hard.

>> No.17535027

Sure, we qould drink once in a while. Maybe one of those fine ass wines from her grandmother's hoard.

>> No.17535036

As decidedly un-comfy as that sounds, I feel like it might not be all that uncommon in an integrated monstergirl/human society. Illegal stimulant harvesting rings ming well replace stuff like sex or child trafficking rings in regular human society, considering how sex would be far too common and accepted to have much of that sort of thing happen in a monstergirl society.

>> No.17535042


>ywn treat your shortstack squirrel wife like the princess she is

We deserve this. We must have done something to deserve this.

>> No.17535051


Just imagine Richard Dawson trying to kiss your wife. Poor fucker won't know what hit him.

>> No.17535062

Makes me think about a high school manticore getting approached by strangers wanting to buy a hit of venom.

>> No.17535066

>you will never be a cop at MGPD
>you will never bust up an Alraune drug ring and save three loli Alraunes who had been bred in captivity and kept in eerie fake-sunlit rooms
>you will never wind up adopting them all after they get irrevocably attached to you as their savior

>> No.17535074

I don't know what you're on about anon, I deserve my ultimate life with my perfect waifu and you do too!

Sounds like a great comfy healing story anon!

>> No.17535099
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What are Automaton abs like? Are they hard? Are they soft? Can she be reprogrammed to receive sexual pleasure from having them touched and molested?

>> No.17535101

Wait, what are they smoking?

>> No.17535112

monster girls are not good for you

>> No.17535116

t. order priest

>> No.17535122

I want to use a drugged-up Foxes sloppy pussy as an onahole while she hits the opium and dopily tries to catch the fireflies flying around her.

>> No.17535130

Druggies should be shot.

>> No.17535132
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Paladin-chans are better at sex and at relationships than Monster girls. Marry a pure Human girl and you'll be happy forever! Her pussy will be perfectly suited for your human dick and she'll be content without draining you to a skeleton.

>> No.17535152

I'd happily marry a Paladin-chan as long as she doesn't mind taking all 12 inches of my thick, corrupted incubus dick and getting cumflated

>> No.17535164

>Alright Anon, bachelorette #3 is a thousand-year old ancient evil, who likes destroying cities, conquering worlds and cooking!

>> No.17535167

Do you want to see your wife hyperventilate in terror and faint when you put it in on your wedding night? You're going to have to be extra gentle if you want to use a monstrosity like that on a fragile girl like her. You might not be able to put it all the way inside her for months!

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I want a muscular Ogre to bitchslap me while she fucks me.

>> No.17535182

It's alright. We won't be having much sex after the first time since she'll no doubt be pregnant with our first child. After she pops out a son, it's corruption time.

>> No.17535187 [SPOILER] 
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>MG's crossover

Vidya games have changed.

No longer is it about slaying Nazis, pissing on people, and slaughtering demons indiscriminately. It's an endless stream of porn games, played by anyone and everyone.

Vidya, and it's consumption of free time for entertainment, has become a well oiled creampie machine of perverted pleasure.

Vidya has changed.

And vidya """""Journalists"""""" still think the games are too hard.

>> No.17535189

If that's what you're after, you should just do dry humping with her and have her masturbate the semen into her vagina. It'll make her feel extra naughty, having a "virgin birth", and also she won't be torn to shreds down there and traumatized up there.

>> No.17535212

That sounds like it would get really boring really fast.

>> No.17535230

Are you sure she's that fragile? With how many men being taken by the sexual prowess of monsters, Paladin-chans are probably trying to up their game. She might have a very large dildo hidden in a chest in her room that she practices with daily and has become so enthralled by the feel of it that she jumped at the chance to marry an incubus.

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I just want a Doom game where you rip and tear as a Hellhound

>> No.17535279

>Doomguy as a woman
That's retarded.

>> No.17535281

I want to trap and rape that doomgirl.

>> No.17535284

She'd rip your genitals off and make you eat them.

>> No.17535285

It's just a fun little piece of gender swap art, no need to get angry. Besides, Doomguy as a girl already exists. Her name is Crash.

>> No.17535289

The art is fine, I was more aggravated by the actual post.

>> No.17535290

That's why she's trapped. I'd dry hump her everywhere and then then put it in her mouth.

>> No.17535299

No it's cute!

>> No.17535313

I think druggies and alcoholics are degenerates.

Maybe the odd drink once a blue moon, provide that the drink compliments a meal and tastes fantastic. No drinking for the purpose of getting drunk.

That's for sub-humans.

>> No.17535319

No, it's dumb and downright insulting.

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>> No.17535331

>It's insulting to swap doomguy's gender?
Dude what? I mean bathing in blood and destroying demons is cool and all, but it's down right hot when it's an angry but cute girl.

>> No.17535337

The only good Doom Guy is the grandson of BJ.

>> No.17535342

You're just being a contrarian purist for the fuck of it. I'd take my argent paladin-chan slaughtering through hell over some dude any day.

>> No.17535344

How is this insulting?

>> No.17535351

Out of everything, why pick a Hellhound to be the monster girl version?

>> No.17535354

You have some serious shit taste.

>> No.17535360

Oh, the Hellhound thing. Maybe they thought it would be cute to have a sorta hell-themed MG killing demons to protect Humans, given the enormous boner some folks here have for getting dommed and "protected" by Hellhounds.

>> No.17535367

you are aware that the main character isn't a demon right ?
also i think Hdoom is more up your alley

>> No.17535368

This I agree with. It should be a paladin-chan, a real deal human, right down to the fuckin' marrow of her bones, not to be lumped together with those faggot-ass demons

It is not I who possesses shit taste, but it is in fact you.

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Space Paladin-chans are the best

>> No.17535374

Doomguy is supposed to be a direct representation of the player, so what does it say when you would rather have him be a woman?

>> No.17535384

>direct representation of the player
I forgot about that. Geese, how silly of me. with all the time I spend tearing the spines out of demons and using them to flay other imps on the way to buy milk, i somehow forgot that doomguy was a direct representation of me and my daily life.

>> No.17535387

Are you telling me you don't rip the spines out of imps to beat other imps to death? What kind of nerd are you?

>> No.17535388

Sadly no. I've yet to aquire the finesse to use the spine. I'm still on the level of tearing off limbs to use as bludgeons.

Oh when oh when will I ever git gud?

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Oh I know. I just like Hotdogs. Also I'll play HDoom when it's actually finished.

I wonder which race would best fit the Doom Slayer.

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>> No.17535403

Doomgirl Paladin-chan running around giving Incubi such rough handjobs that they pass out when?

>> No.17535407

>I wonder which race would best fit the Doom Slayer.

>> No.17535413

When you sing a perfect rendition of "Heavens Divide" by Donna Burke.

>> No.17535416
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I'd love it if my waifu was decked out in tattoos. Some of them are pleasure rune, some are fertility runes, some are just representations of our love.

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Tattooed Amazons are great, urban tattoos a shit tho

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I dunno, the only tattoo I'd allow my waifu to have would be a womb tattoo that also serves as a fertility/pleasure rune.

>> No.17535430

That's not even the right song you fuck.

>> No.17535434

Gotta say, sometimes shot stacks make it really hard to be unattracted to womanlets

>> No.17535446

definitely human. also i am quite sure someone THIS pissed wouldn't be stopped even by manmono mana shenanigans.
althought i am also not sure if he wouldstill be all RIP AND TEAR about MGE universe demons

>> No.17535451

Well since H-Doom is canon I don't think he would kill MGE demons either.

>> No.17535458

>H-Doom is canon
Uh, I don't think it is, anon.

>> No.17535459

I want to ask a Amazon what her tribal tattoos mean
>marry an Amazon
>shortly after the ceremony one of the tribe members gives her a tattoo across her stomach
>ask her what that's for
>"It's my marriage vows to you. I promise to give you no less than 50 children."

Shortstacks are naturally perfect, for pure or lewd relationships.

>> No.17535464

It's implied that Doomguy went to different versions of Hell.

>> No.17535465

>arm tattoos indicate which fetishes she has
Better learn the symbols so you don't accidentally go for the cool-looking one and end up with a CBT girl

>> No.17535468

>>"It's my marriage vows to you. I promise to give you no less than 50 children."
>"Sure, but we're moving to the nearest undead kingdom and you're becoming a ghoul. And no more than 10 kids a century."

So it's a multiverse is canon thing

>> No.17535472

that doesn't make it canon, possible, yes.
but canon is something different.

>> No.17535475

>CBT monstergirl
I think monstergirls would get physically sick at just the thought of injuring a man's balls. Like vomiting uncontrollably sick

>> No.17535494

>Ancient monster seducing you in old obsolete language
We need more this, especially with ancient evil foxes.

>> No.17535500

>Super sadistic dark elf enjoys cock and bal "torture"
>Might gently mouth a ball while jerking you off
>A firm but soft squeeze

>Show her videos of human girls sounding cocks with stiletto heels, making the guy piss blood
>Her face when.

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Pigs in a blanket.

>> No.17535506

Gonna put lots of piglets in her. P'orc are made for turning into breeding sows.

>> No.17535514

>Hardcore CB"T" enthusiast 180s to fullblown cock worship

It's like that old "Only know what you have once you've lost it" saying, only she doesn't need to lose it, but merely witness what horrors could happen to it.

>> No.17535523

>>Super sadistic dark elf enjoys cock and bal "torture"
>>Might gently mouth a ball while jerking you off
>>A firm but soft squeeze
>acting like she's really going to town on you but it's all the softest playbites, gentle squeezes and delicate standing footjobs imaginable
I want this.

>> No.17535525

>Whipping your cock so masterfully it's like the lightest of feather touches
>Bringing up how she's all bark, image and no bite sends her into full pout mode all day where she swears to give you hellish punishment, but can't bring herself to hurt you - indeed, if she ever sees something that reminds her how important you are to her, she'll forget her punishment entirely, often times opting to simply remind you how much she loves you.

Vanilla dark elves who try hard to conform to the dark elf image are gr8

>> No.17535556

I've liked monstergirls for forever but I just can't get behind the baby rabies.
Kids fucking suck.
So does the "just have sex like 90% of the time" angle.
That wouldn't be even a little bit fun.

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I feel you man, I just like to imagine a world with more love in it too.

>> No.17535568

Green realms are like a hentai dream world

>> No.17535569

This basically. I'm probably gonna get a vasectomy at some point in the future because I just really don't fucking want kids, and Monster Girls all crave kids.

>> No.17535584

My sister had a kid 2.5 years ago and I get stuck watching him from time to time.
He is literally the worst thing I've ever had inflicted upon me, and that includes being told by a doctor that I'm going to be a cripple for the rest of my life. I spend 10 seconds with him and then I'm in a bad mood for at least a week.
Kids are fucking horrible, but the good part about this shit being fiction is that you can headcanon that monster girl children grow rapidly at first so that really awful phase where they're just getting a sense of self and act like assholes every second of the day is over with super quick and you can just move right on to cute stuff.

>> No.17535588

isn't it a thing in MGE that monsters mature at 10?

>> No.17535613

Sexally mature
It doesn't mean it's not a kid, just that its okay to fuck it.

>> No.17535644

sauce? or else tell me how I'm supposed to reverse image search one section of a manga page.

>> No.17535707

is your sister a single mother? what makes her sprog so terrible

>> No.17535726

>I've liked monstergirls for forever but I just can't get behind the baby rabies.
>Kids fucking suck.
Monster girl children are very different to human children in both body and mind.
You've got no tangible reason to assume that a monster girl daughter would be annoying. You're irrationally applying your dislike of human children to monster girls without having put an real thought into it.

>So does the "just have sex like 90% of the time" angle.
That's not really an issue. There are some monster girl media where sex is a minor part of the setting.
As for MGE nothing inherently prevents you from just enjoying a comfy daily life with a fair number of species (some do prevent you though). The setting just heavily encourages you to have sex and makes it objectively wrong to not comply through magical rules and other poorly thought out mechanisms.

>> No.17535748
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Story idea.
Hakutaku with dyslexia.

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More pictures here: https://twitter.com/sasainamono/status/901395787279511553

>> No.17535880

>ywn rip and tear with your doomwife

>> No.17535888

Older Kikimoras, desperate for masters!

>> No.17535892

Mastah has taken the sho- I mean redpill! Kikis are truly the worst maids!

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>you will never prone bone fat momster booty

>> No.17535916

It's time for perpendicular clothed paizuri.

>> No.17535920
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Reminder that portals is a shitty meme
But you can totally teleport to MGEland via hurricane wizard of oz style
Quick! Everyone get to the nearest hurricane! This is your only chance!

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Demon bossfu?

>> No.17535964

You know the drill. Eat her out or get fired.

>> No.17535970
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Only if she plants her massive blue butt on my face first.

>> No.17535981

You'll have to settle out with alternating between eating her out under the desk, and becoming her chair.

>> No.17535984

thats sexual harassment im calling my tankui lawyer

>> No.17535987

I want to turn the P'Orc Chief Security Officer into a big, soft, breeding sow.

>> No.17536007
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What if she's already Methonium-tier soft?

>> No.17536016

>Implying a Tanuki lawyer wouldn't aim for an amicable settlement
She will stop making you eat her out only if you let her suck you off.

Blackmail her using a picture you shot of her using the company's car to buy donuts and fast food.

>> No.17536017

Then I'll keep going.
As the local chief, its her fate to be turned into a big, soft, breeding machine

>> No.17536023

Oh, that I would.
And then I'd get her in the security office and over the desk so she can get it from behind and so I can turn one of the cameras so that she can watch herself get filled to the brim with seed.

>> No.17536030
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How do you feel about tall, strong warrior women?

>> No.17536036

Best for defeating and breeding for tall, strong daughterus

>> No.17536040

>giant hands and feet
I fucking hate this shit.

>> No.17536045

They are for ab licking and abjobs.
Also if she's scared I for some reason I want to lick the scars as well.

>> No.17536046

>giant hands and feet
I love this shit. More meaty claws and paws, please!

>> No.17536047

I want to see a video game obsessed gremlin that gets excited and builds working, sexualized versions of in game props.
>Behold! My very own splattershot and ink tank!
>Its just a water squirter.
>Maybe, but I created my own ink using manticore venom and prisoner fruit with the help of the local kraken. If you stand in it, your defenses weaken and, if you get enough on you, SPLAT!
>That's the sound of the person orgasming at about 10x the strength they normally would. Unfortunately it does render them unconscious so there is a "respawn" time.
>Dear god.
>What do you say anon? Want to go out in the yard and play?

>> No.17536052

Good taste.

>> No.17536053

I want my country's warriors to defeat them and our mages to psychically enslave them and for them to be spread as waifus among our population.

I want to watch mine seethe with impotent rage as I, the worthless worm she was going to enslave, cuddle and nuzzle her in bed all night. We'd cook and do the laundry and run my flower store together. Every time they meet for girls' night with the neighborhood waifus she'd complain non-stop about being treated as an equal by a worthless toad like me.

>> No.17536055

you cannot trick me fiend. i know the portals can be opened even if these simpletons do not know how and just rely on luck and fantasy. but i, i know that the only way to open the portals is with inter-dimensional rifts and i have dedicated my life to uncovering their creation and stabilization and i will succeed in the opening of a portal

>> No.17536057

I wish a girl like that would step on me.

>> No.17536061

Is it better to spill our seed before their likeness or to abstain so that we may combine our virgin wizardry?

>> No.17536077

you idiot, what did i just say about relying on fantasy?

>> No.17536083
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How long would you let a Vampire bite you? Until you pass out with an ahegao?

>> No.17536085

I'd let her bite my dick until I came.

>> No.17536095

but anon, they bite to make holes from wich to suck the sweet nectar from your vains.
if there already is a hole, why would she need to bite?

>> No.17536097

>Hey 'officer Porkster' you having one too many doughnuts? You should really stop having anon got get them for you.
>Officer just pouts profusely.

>> No.17536106

I wouldn't let an MGE vampire bite me.
Others could bite me until I felt light-headed.

>> No.17536108

Blood doesn't usually come out of that hole. She needs to bite to make both blood and semen come out, so she can enjoy both great tastes together while also giving me the ultimate pleasure.

>> No.17536113

There is nothing that coercing a monster girl into sex when it seems that she hates it, but deep down you know she became a slut for dick the moment you put it in

Any monster girl wearing a leotard is worth at least going on a date with

>How do you feel about tall, strong warrior women?
A great archetype, one of the few that implies a lot of character and backstory

>> No.17536123

The best.
Nothing would be like filling that P'Orc till she shows it as she grits her teeth, trying her best to ignore the pleasure and then offering her a 'stopper' to keep it all in.

{spoiler]Watching her arm tremble with rage as she takes it but watching her let slip little moans of pleasure as she puts it in and goes about with it would be fantastic.

Would happily treat with a box of doughnuts as a reward for being a good officer of the law.

>> No.17536137

Even MGQ Vampires who will bite you until you look like a dried fish?

>> No.17536158

Do monster girls prefer that you wear clean underwear, or that you let your essence build up?

>> No.17536162

Depends on the species. Anubi would be driven made by wearing underwear more than one day in a row, but Beelzebubs would want you to only wear one pair forever.

>> No.17536192

How does she put on those black stockings over all that leg fluff?

>> No.17536196

I want to be the figurehead of a great clan dominated by my monster girl retainers!

>> No.17536226

>P'Orc Chief Security Officer
I'd love to be that one skater that always gives her shit until she finally catches me one day.

>> No.17536316

>"Hora? Where's your fat ass pig jokes now anon?"

>> No.17536334

>she's sitting on it

>> No.17536341

And she's going to be sitting it on you in a second while she watches the cameras.

Enjoy being her chair for the day

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/jp/ is crazy fast right now, second in line from the end of page 10 in less than a day.
Almost as fast as a cockatrice.

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[Mizone] Ayakashi no Omotenashi | A Monster's Hospitality (COMIC BAVEL 2016-08) [English] [THOT Patrol Translations]

>> No.17536482

the hell is thot?

>> No.17536488

What guys call girls in schools that send out nudes and porn of themselves. An acronym for That Ho Over There.
-urban dictionary

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>> No.17536493

Always remember: "If she breath she a thot"- Jesus Christ

>> No.17536494

A normalfag meme.

>> No.17536500

>THOT Patrol Translations
Is this a thing now? Is it just story specific or they we going to keep doing this?

Ne'er that I mindeth

>> No.17536506

>THOT Patrol
I am ashamed that I love these shitposting memes. I deserve all the meme cats tat are coming to me.

>> No.17536538
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Are you quite sure you're prepared for the smug?

They've stated their intentions to rewrite more stories in Olde English in their credits page.
I only really posted the cropped page for the Inferno reference to Minos, that was actually quite well done.
>I swaddle thy baton as Minos, the connoisseur of sins, wrapth its tail 'round the corpus to guid th'shadows to their circle of inferno they deserve...

>> No.17536544

isn't it more Victorian English rather than old English?

>> No.17536546

>"Like, oh my gosh sis, this guy's like, totally got a boner right now!"
>"Nyaaaah! Lets see if we can't have some fun with him, big sis!"

>> No.17536567

Well, I'm hardly an expert.

Be careful Anon, if you indulge those harlots too much they might just try and marry you.

>> No.17536568

I am prepared for the smug and snug.

>> No.17536583

It's all jumbled but it's more Tudor or Shakespearean than anything. It uses a lot of contractions that have been out of fashion since the 17th century but then also uses more modern slang.

>> No.17536590

So I get a mature, adult stripper Cheshire to give me private shows from the couch and a genki teenage Cheshire to enthusiastically sit on my face out of nowhere throughout the day?
Sign me up!

>> No.17536637

>ruining doomguy
You've gone too far, now.

>> No.17536666

I want a pair of pudgy, smug, cheshire twins.

>> No.17536669

Relax there mega Satan.

>> No.17536672

Bullying you with their bellies in the morning?

>> No.17536675

>bullying with tummies
Now you're talking my language

>> No.17536677


Bullying them with sweets, rubbing, and snuggling.

>> No.17536700
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>"Ufufu, anon, you're so cute when you're smooshed between us~"
>"Nyahaha, we don't care if its hard to breathe between our tummies~"
>"You're gonna stay there-"
>"-all day long!"
>proceed to fondle your balls and tug your dick as they shift their softness around on your face and sides of your head

>> No.17536716

>Doomguy as a women
Go back to /pol/

>> No.17536726

Gonna nuzzle their tummies and grope there asses.

There's nothing saying I can't fondle back with my arms.

Or maybe I slip into their panties and return the favor?

>> No.17536727


>> No.17536739

I want a pair of well-proportioned Cheshire twins to drag me around Wonderland.
>Taunting and teasing me about all the lewd adventures we have
>Wrapping their tails around my waist and legs
>Tracing their claws along my chest
>Rubbing me down with their soft paws
>Their soft voices in each ear, telling me to relax and enjoy the madness
>That I love it
I do

>> No.17536743

So wide hips, fat asses, A huge chest, and trim waist?

That wouldn't be too bad.

>> No.17536793

I want to be absolutely clear on this point. I'm talking about the golden ratio of proportions.
>Enough bust for paizuri
>Enough butt for hotdoging
>Her hips don't lie
>She's got legs and she knows how to use them
Being held between two of these
>One dragging her tongue along my neck and teasing my ears
>The other fondles my package and gently tweaks my nipples
>They pause every now and again and refuse to continue unless I answer their questions
Is this fun?
Do I enjoy this?
Do I want to stay in Wonderland?
Do I want to stay with them?
>Once I answer honestly, they continue and I promptly explode
>They laugh and congratulate me as they start moving again
>They continue doing this for hours until my thoughts are dyed purple
>They, in turn, are dyed white
>I belong to them
>They belong to me

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>> No.17536849

How is your seizure going anon?

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>> No.17536869

I hope a Cheshire doesn't find out my ears are my weak point.

>> No.17536891

>the other image in that set

>> No.17536896

>tfw no mischievous cheshire to tease you by breathing heavily into you ears then nibbling and sucking on them

>> No.17536912

Why are her teeth melting?

>> No.17536913

is there a cocaine mountain there then?

>> No.17536922

It's the saliva that she's about to coat the guy's dick in.

>> No.17536925

It's saliva. Liquid desire in her warm breath. She's salivating at the thought of such a tasty morsel in front of her. She wants it, and she knows you want it too. Just ask her, and she'll happily grant your heart's desire.

>> No.17536939

Literally one page later she gives the best looking blowjob I've ever seen in a doujin.

>> No.17536949

That's my favorite part of the doujin.
KC should do more doujins

>> No.17536950

I love them, they are my wife material.
>As long as Im not required to also be a warrior, otherwise to my shitlist they go.

>> No.17536964

My favorite part was all of it. I want to explore Wonderland with a Cheshire cat guide.

>> No.17536972

AY I feel you m8, that's probably the reason I don't like hinezumi as much as I do other mouse girls. I'd love to have one with kind of a 'I must protect my weak husband' kind of mindset, but I just can't envision myself beating one in a duel unless I accidentally tripped a fucking toddler in a bus on the way home from work or something.

>> No.17536980

I want to explore a Cheshire Cat with a Wonderland guide.

>> No.17536989

>KC should do more doujins
He really should
>undead kingdom
mist continent
All prime material for doujins.

>> No.17536990

Yeah I really took a hit with the Hinezumi. I was drooling when I first saw her profile. Specially because among warrior girls I think martial artists are the hottest. So when I saw her, I was very excited. When I read the profile, I was so fucking pissed.

>> No.17536992

the dicks he draws look like gantz aliens

>> No.17536993

You don't have to beat one in a martial art fight to fuck one, just dump a bucket of water over her and stick it in while she's weakened.

>> No.17537000

>I was so fucking pissed.
You were literally mad over a fantasy creature wanting you to be an rpg class? That's pretty sad.

>> No.17537001

>I love them, they are my wife material.
>So long as being my wife is entirely on their part
>As soon as they demand anything from me that requires real effort on my part, I'll drop them faster than you can say "what a needy bitch, asking something from the man she claims to love"
>I have no obligation to be their husband
>I refuse to change as a person in the name of love

This is how you get a bad end. But don't worry, Yan-lizard will fix you into the warrior you were meant to be.

>> No.17537007

Some people really don't want to get good.

>> No.17537008
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Order is just pedestrian and arbitrary boundaries set on the natural state of being: Chaos.

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Fat cats are criminally underrated

>> No.17537028

>undead kingdom

Would love to see a married Zombie upgrading into a Wight and getting an invitation by other high class monsters. She also drags her husband along of course.

>> No.17537033

That doesn't really fit the spirit of the profile, and I probably couldn't bring myself to do it.

>> No.17537036

I want to drink her milk.

>> No.17537047

Some desert girl doujins would be nice too. Pharaoh and her hubby get graped in a fantastic threesome.

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What happens to virgin men kidnapped by the Amazons?

They're given to Amazonian Unicorn shaman/healers.

>> No.17537057

Literally in the profile.
>Water is their weak point, and when they have a lot of it poured on them, the flames of their coat temporarily weaken, and the color changes, growing whiter. Along with that, their fighting spirit and violent temperament are also lost, and their timid nature that had been hidden by the flames becomes exposed. The liquid that contains lots of male spirit energy, that is to say, semen, is even more highly effective. Even if they verbally refuse, their body will accept the spirit energy, and each time spirit energy is poured inside, their flames will weaken for a time, and they will reveal the submissive and adorable side of themselves.

So if you want a cute mouse wife without being a fighter just soak her and go to town. Come morning she'll be back to her usual feisty self but want you to take responsibility for filling her womb. She may always be stronger than you and dominant from that point on but you'll always be able to remind her of that time she was a mere female rodent if she starts getting too smug about things.

>> No.17537059

>Amazonian healer
Those are a myth and you know it.

>> No.17537063

I'm going to bully a Hinezumi with a bukkake.

>> No.17537064

That would be wonderful, especially if there were other undead girls featured throughout with their own husbands.
I've got a feeling Anubis would find a way into that doujin too, they're a favourite on both sides of the ocean.

>> No.17537067
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>What happens to virgin men kidnapped by the Amazons?
they get fed to the volcano

>> No.17537072

>You'll never be captured by Amazons, stripped down to your underwear, and taken up on stage for an auction.
>You'll never be made a blushing wreck as the Amazons of the village frantically bid on you while looking at you hungrily.
>You'll never see the happiness on the face of the Amazon that wins you and the jealousy of the ones that failed.
>You'll never get to see that jealousy fade as one of those girls wins the bid on another boy and warms to him immediately.
>You'll never be carried by your new Amazon Wife to her house for Snu-Snu and cuddling.

>> No.17537075

Godamnit man, why you gotta go and use logic to make me feel like I'd actually be able to romance a qt Flame rat. Thank you. Mouse girls are the best.

>> No.17537094

>find a hinezumi sunbathing nude out in a secluded spot
>jerk off from the bushes at the sight of her well trained and perfectly toned body meant for fighting
>run up and blast your load in her face when she's lost in her own little world
You wouldn't be that mean right?
You just have to believe. Hinezumis are good girls.

>> No.17537100

>Ancient Lava Golem lives in the Volcano near the Amazon village.
>At this point in her life she's basically the Lava Golem equivalent of a Queen Slime and is capable of becoming a giantess when she merges all her slime together.
>In exchange for protecting the Amazons, she asks them one thing: A virgin human to call her own husband.
>A thousand or so years in a volcano doesn't give one many opportunities to husband hunt.
>She's also notoriously picky. Sometimes they throw a man in for her and she spits him back out because "He's too bald" or "He's too much of a reed".
>One day anon, trapped in the monstergirl world, is found by the tribe and chosen to be this year's attempted sacrifice.
>If the Lava Golem doesn't want him they'll just give him to the chief's brat of a daughter.
>Anon is thrown in and sinks into the Lava Golem's slime.
>"Oh-ho~? They finally got someone to my taste~"
>And then anon's world became a whirlwind of slimy pleasure as he was raped by an entire volcano's worth of Lava Golems.
>The next day some of the Amazons walked up to deliver food and water to their guardian spirit and her husband on a quaint house made of volcanic rock perched on the mountain.
>One of the younger ones had to stop herself from squealing at the adorable sight of the Lava Golem cuddling her new husband in her sleep on the porch.

>> No.17537131

I'd rather do it in public so everyone sees her flames getting white. Her shameful display would make me pleased.

>> No.17537157

Until she's either full or I'm about to pass out

>> No.17537185

like a honey ant?

>> No.17537200

Cheshires always give me mixed feelings. On one hand I love big meaty paws. On the other hand I'm a leg man. But when they have big paws and dainty feet I'm upset at the inconsistency rather than aroused.

>> No.17537219

Public humiliation too? You monster. That's hot though.

>> No.17537220

le eternal troll face xDD

Cheshires are cancer

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