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Spiderliness is next to wifeliness.

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>> No.17561657
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I wanna go to the Wolf's Den night club!

>> No.17561661
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Dragons may be submissive but that doesn't stop them being cute.

>> No.17561671
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Is Lucy Little a monstergirl?

>> No.17561675

>>17561661
I'd like to switch around roles with my dragon here and there.

>> No.17561678

Remember that collars are highly erotic items that you shouldn't be looking at on your phone while in public settings.

>> No.17561686

>>17561675
Same here, I'd let her go all out, digging her claws into the floor so much that it creates mini craters. It's only fair to let a dragon have some fun once in a while.

>> No.17561700

How does one prank a turtle?

>> No.17561713

>>17561700
Flip her upside down?

>> No.17561715

>>17561686
Same here. One day I'd be fucking her doggystyle and pulling her leash while spanking her ass, maybe biting her tail too while the other day have me pinned down, bitting my neck with her flaming teeth and riding me so hard the bed almost breaks.

>> No.17561718

>>17561700
Give her a good old german suplex.

>> No.17561719

I want a Cheshire to call me her meme daddy while I slam into her big, jiggly ass.

>> No.17561731

>>17561719
Make sure she's meme chubby for alliteration and general memability

>>17561718
That seems less like a prank and more like trying to start a fight with one.


>>17561713
For easy access to her panties?

>> No.17561733

>>17561700
I told you to stop pushing Umi-Osho, she will never be popular.

>> No.17561753

>>17561733
Lies, Umi Osho is the most popular girl

>> No.17561754

>>17561733
Turtle priestess is cute!
Cute and teaseable

>> No.17561778

I want a lilim gf, but they're all taken...

>> No.17561783

>>17561778
My OC lilim is not taken yet

>> No.17561789
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>tfw no Baiken Ochi
>"Oi, you better not be talking shit about my master. I'll cut you down where you stand, bastard."

>> No.17561794

>>17561789
Would be cute.
Ochis a cute.

>>17561733
Umi-Osho makes the cutest sea Paladin.

>> No.17561818

>>17561783
You can't just offer your OC lilim like that. You have to say nice things about her and see if an anon bites.

>> No.17561827

>>17561818
Depends who the lilim is.

>> No.17561832

>>17561794
W-What? No, she's not cute at all! She's tough and tomboyish! Definitely not c-cute!

>> No.17561843

>>17561832
May, she's cute.
A cute Ochi that deserves rewarding

>> No.17561865

Harpy and a shota, don't know if this has been posted https://exhentai.org/g/1107868/1ae58d1d49/

>> No.17561881

>>17561827
You still need to say nice things about her. For example, my lilim is a squirter! Be careful when eating her out.

>> No.17561901

>>17561783
Good for you...

>> No.17561909

I saw a dream last night that had a JC demon with nice hips and a sexy walk, regrettably cockblocked again by random delays preventing me from going and meeting up with her. No russian or american presidents anywhere to be seen this time. Young pear-shaped demons are the best kind of demons.

>> No.17561913

>>17561865
Very nice

>> No.17561954
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I need a spider AT LEAST this thick.

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>>17561909
Make sure to properly educate the little pear shaped demons.

>> No.17561994
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My wallet is ready.

>> No.17562036

>>17561981
I want a pudgy, pear shaped demon loli to 'tease so she's hot and bothered all day

>> No.17562061

>>17561981
isn't this a trap or am i thinking of someone else?

>> No.17562124
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>>17561954
Spiders a best

>> No.17562129

>>17562036
But anon, then she won't be able to concentrate on her daily activities! Is that really what you want?

>> No.17562133

>>17562124
Seeing spiders get drunk at coffee shops would be hilarious.
Even better would be spiders who don't know (or are too inebriated to remember) that caffeine affects humans differently, causing them to challenge dudes to one-sided drinking contests.

>> No.17562140

>>17562124
>>17561649
Cute spids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSRa5yL1g_k

>> No.17562145

>>17562129
Yes I do.
I want to 'accidentally' walk out of the shower without a shirt so that she can imagine that all day, causing her to feel 'funny' while in class.

>> No.17562156

>>17562145
Why would you be wearing a shirt in the shower anyway? You're not one of those people that wears a bathing suite in there too are you?

>> No.17562158

>>17562036
>pudgy
No

>> No.17562171

>>17562156
No, coming out of the shower room.

>>17562158
Yes!

>> No.17562179

>>17561954
Spider loli butt > thick spider butt

>> No.17562184

>>17561865
I prefer the Ahobaka's harpy.

>> No.17562191

>>17562179
Why not a thick, loli, spider butt?

>> No.17562196

>>17562191
That's too much for a single soul to handle.

>> No.17562198

>>17561778
I still can't believe Viccy lost her virginity and got married. The memes lied to me.

>> No.17562199

>>17562191
What if she's not a loli, just really short?

>> No.17562203

>>17562145
But then she'll be all spaced out during her studies! You'd better be planning to make it up to her somehow, I'm sure she'd come home all flustered and frustrated.

>> No.17562205

>>17562198
Wow dude, spoilers...

>> No.17562209

>>17562199
Short spiders are cute.
Adult aged or even old spiders who have the body of an early teenager are the best.

>> No.17562217

>>17562209
>Lolibabas
No thanks.

>> No.17562223

>>17562196
Stick it in!
Be the oniichan she needs.

>>17562199
A thick, shortstack spider?

>> No.17562231

>>17561678
why the fuck would i look at collars on phone

>> No.17562232

>>17562203
I'll be mowing without my shirt and have left some sweets and snacks for her and some friends to enjoy while studying.

Gonna go and ask them how school went after I finish mowing while still shirtless

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Ohayou, dude! Come join in, today's breakfast is fried tofu!

>> No.17562238

>>17562217
Is it lolibaba if she is sporting the slightly matured body of a 13 or so year old?

>>17562223
The legend has it that the man who dares stick it in thick loli spider butt may never ever take it out.

>> No.17562250

So why did Deruella take over Lescatie?

>> No.17562260

>>17562250
Because metzen brought the corruption angle to monster girls.

>> No.17562262

>>17562250
They made the best dakis around.

>> No.17562264

>>17562238
>Is it lolibaba if she is sporting the slightly matured body of a 13 or so year old?
Teenbaba isn't done nearly enough. A gyaru powerful monster girl keeping up the act of a normal gyaru in the 14-16 range to attract a teacher she's had her eye on has potential.

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>>17562205
>He thinks that's a spoiler considering Viccy and Indrick are already set up as a story pair since the start
>He hasn't gotten to the clusterfuck of spoilers at the very end involving the Demon Lord and a Lord Inquisitor

>> No.17562281

>>17562265
Fuck you...

>> No.17562282

>>17562238
You just gotta fill her up till she's too tired to keep you in

>> No.17562348

>>17562260
>Metzen left Blizzard to write about monster girls
[Nervous Optimism]

>> No.17562365

>>17561649
Disregard fat dragons, aquire fit dragons.

>> No.17562394

>>17562365
And if I want both?

>> No.17562405

>>17562365
>Disregard fat
Could have just left the post at that, fat was a mistake.

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>>17562405
You've got 3 seconds to take that back!

>> No.17562435

>>17562422
What do you think this sexy demon's booty tastes like?

>> No.17562436

>>17562250
Lescatie was producing high quality heroes and they were killing too many monsters

>> No.17562446

>>17562436
No monster has died in MGE

>> No.17562450

>>17562365
Fit Dragons are much harder to seduce. Their high self-esteem and good looks make their draconic pride that much more prevalent.
Acquire a fit Dragon only if you enjoy the long tenuous work of praising and pampering one every single day without fault.

>> No.17562491

>>17562265
>You'll never walk in on a Demon dancing by herself in a room to Scary Monsters and Super Creeps.
>You'll never tease her endlessly about it.
Damn it.

>> No.17562532

How to tell if your local merchant is a danuki?

>> No.17562541

>>17562394
Too bad?

>>17562422
Go away

>>17562450
As it should. They would be proud of not being fat, lazy shits.

I don't want the long job of telling her shit I don't think. Hopefully she'll see the merits in someone who's honest, (tries to be) kind, and basically all open. No bullshit.

>> No.17562543

>>17562446
Koyoi and her family were successful monster slayers for generations. It's "non-canon" but KC done all the art for Koyoi and put his stamp of approval on the book meaning such things probably don't clash with his own setting.

Death does happen in the setting and while KC doesn't like being edgy and tries to avoid it, MGE unfairly gets labelled as a hugbox when fans defang the setting more than KC ever has.

>> No.17562547

>>17562532
You give her a hard spanking and see if she exclaims 'oy vey' or not.

>> No.17562551

>>17562491
Walking in on monstergirls doing embarrassing things like that would prime teasing material anon.

>> No.17562555

>>17562543
This
Considering, you know, there are entire swathes of races of undead or Zombie versions of other Monstergirls
Happy as it may end up, periods of death and war ending in casualties does occur

>> No.17562556

>>17562532
Offhandedly mention how much you like fox girls and watch her reaction.

>> No.17562558

>>17562446
>CuteConfusedZombieDragonHeadTilt.gif

>> No.17562564

>>17562532
Ask her if her Christmas day plans involve going to a movie and out for chinese food.

>> No.17562570

>>17562555
>>17562558
zombies monsters don't count, as the vast majority of them died of natural causes.

>> No.17562581

>>17562558
There there Dolly.

>> No.17562583

>>17562551
Anon, no! That sort of thing is the last thing to bully a monstergirl about, she's acting on her deepest, most private urges and shaming or embarrassing her for them will only make her sad!

>> No.17562589

>>17562583
Bully the dork!

>> No.17562596

>>17562555
>Happy as it may end up, periods of death and war ending in casualties does occur
Pretty much. KC's word on the matter is that bad things and suffering do and can happen but it always results in a happy ending. Monster girls can die a painful death but get resurrected as a zombie version to find a husband, they can lose an arm in a battle but find a nice man to protect them and possibly build a mechanical prosthetic with the help of a Gremlin.

Just as examples but KC doesn't really mind as long as things end up being happy when it's all said and done.

>> No.17562605

Now I'm interested, what would your waifu use her secret alone time for anons? What would you do if you found out, would you keep her secrets for your waifu's sake or would you tell her that you know?

>> No.17562606

>>17562541
This, fat is shit and feminine figures with slim waists are objectively the best. Even lolis with hips, ass and thighs should have proportions that are within reason.

>> No.17562616

>>17562555
Read the world guides. It's mentioned that DE collects strongly in those who die with strong emotions, so battlefields often become breeding grounds for undead MGs.

Wonder how they died...

>> No.17562617

>>17562605
Tea brewing, reading, coming up with new spore types to infect me with, fencing practice

>> No.17562626

>>17562617
>Being a bug chaser

>>17562606
Fatfags were a mistake

>> No.17562628

>>17562616
Natural causes of course. Can't live without vital organs son, nothing unnatural about that.

>> No.17562634

>>17562605
Idly staring at the door wondering where hubby has gone and drooling when the word 'hubby' flits through her rotted brain, then casually masturbating

>> No.17562638

>>17562626
Bug chaser? She's no beegirl, anon, she's a classy Hatter!

>> No.17562641

>>17562605
I'm pretty sure they would just spend their spare time goofing off with their other rat sisters or kids, nothing too outrageous or dangerous. Time alone with absolutely no company would probably make them uncomfortable/anxious considering how mice are.

>> No.17562645

>>17562605
>Unagi-Joro
Gossiping with other monster girls, and trying out new hobbies.

>>17562634
Kobold Zombie?

>> No.17562650

I want to fuck a lioness

>> No.17562653

>>17562645
Dragon zombie!

>> No.17562660

>>17562653
Best girl.
I hope you don't punish her when she soaks the bed with her juices because your smell lingered on it, and she just had to masturbate when she noticed it.

>> No.17562664

>>17562605
She likes to sing and has a beautiful voice. The lullabies she'd sing to our daughteru would be subtle hints, but there would definitely be times where she get's really carried away and into a song she's singing and be loud enough for me to hear from a different part of the house.

Her secret would be safe with me though, I wouldn't go out of my way to let her know I know, let alone tell anyone else.

There's also her secret ageplay fetish, but she and I would be fully engaged together on that.

>> No.17562677

>>17562660
Well if I caught it quick enough, I'd be a good stern husband and point at it, and she would whisper but know to start licking up the mess she made with her hands behind her back.
But I love her so much, that as she was doing so I'd secretly move behind her and start eating her out, which would get a startled yelp from her that would turn into her moaning and drooling as she licked up her mess, which of course would just make things messier. Such a high maintenance life we'd live! But I have the utmost patience for that cutie, so I'm sure I'd come up with another 'solution' at that point. Probably involving her being plugged up on all ends so she can't lean anywhere. And a blindfold for good measure. And some chains harnesses. And some leather whips. Such a fun girl!

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>> No.17562695

>>17562680
BEGONE THOT

>> No.17562710
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17562710

Have you considered surrendering to the Sabbath?

You get dental and guaranteed early retirement.

>> No.17562717

>>17562710
Don't forget about the greatest benefit of all anon, the sweet, sweet, delicious cunny!

>> No.17562719

>>17562710
I surrendered to the sabbath long ago, baphomets are unfair.

>> No.17562723 [DELETED] 

What would you do if you were given your perfect monster wife-perfect build, perfect attitude, perfect species, everything- but after some months of courtship and wonderful dates and a deepening relationship she revealed she was actually an agent of a little known and very suspicious goddess, and therefore a ______boy__? Nothing else is different, just that status.

Personally I'd just go with it at that point. Beggars can't be choosers.

>> No.17562729

>>17562450
No monster girl is hard to seduce, all you need is a confession. They dont make you go through the courting shit 3DPDs do.

What they are, is harder to please.

>> No.17562736 [DELETED] 

>>17562723
She can't ahve perfect everything without the ability to give me a daughteru anon, fuck off with your weak bait.

>> No.17562740

>>17562710
I already did anon, I dick the daughteru.

>> No.17562741

>>17562677
>Heavy bondage on your borderline mindbroken Zombie Dragon wife
I missed this sensual forbidden fruit

>> No.17562744 [DELETED] 

>>17562736
What if she somehow could then? From mamobanana magic bullshit

>> No.17562748
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17562748

Would drinking a cup of coffee here result in me getting tied up in the basement while surrounded by every employee of the cafe?

>> No.17562749 [DELETED] 

>>17562723
Futafag begone.

>> No.17562754 [DELETED] 

>>17562723
How can she still have massive tits and be a boy?

>> No.17562769
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Memecats

>> No.17562771 [DELETED] 

>>17562754
Pads, monstermagic, whatever.
She knew you liked that so she made it work.

>> No.17562784 [DELETED] 

>>17562771
>monster boy
>she

>> No.17562785

>>17562769
I want to buttfuck the smug out of her.

>> No.17562789 [DELETED] 

>>17562784
What? You don't want him taking the role of a female?

>> No.17562794

>>17562769
I want to make her cum solely from a spanking!

>> No.17562796

>>17562785
I want that
But the other way around

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Do you teach new tricks to your Wurm daily anon? Friendly reminder that its a great stimulation for her to spend at least 1 hour per day teaching something new to your Wurm.

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>>17562797
>I brought this boulder for you!

>> No.17562805

>>17562605
Train her carpentry and glass sculpting using her fire and claws.
Despite being more focused on getting good and having a hoard, she likes making her own treasures.

>> No.17562806

>>17562801
>making a trebuchet so you can play catch with her

>> No.17562813

>>17562710
But I already like non-Sabbath lolis better.

>> No.17562816 [DELETED] 

>>17562749
Futa and traps are very different Anon but he'll become a futa if it's better for you

>> No.17562820

>>17562710
>Have you considered surrendering to the Sabbath?
nope, if its under 6'6 i do not want

>> No.17562825

I want to trick a loli Wendigo by replacing her stretchy anime meat with a rubber squeaky toy shaped like stretchy anime meat!

>> No.17562838

>>17562710
Ugh, after last night, a "free beer" van is the last thing that will entice me.
Also, I don't appreciate cults that resort to trickery to get new members.

>> No.17562840

>>17562825
I want to capture a stray loli Wendigo and hold her on my lap petting her fuzzy coat and giving quiet 'shhhh's to her to calm her down while listening to her panicked whimpers and admiring her cute fidgeting

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>> No.17562844

>>17562820
>Smug Sabbath snakes

>> No.17562847

>>17561994
Wunderbar.

>> No.17562848

>>17562840
I want to gag a loli Wendigo with a stretchy-meat shaped ball gag and watch her drool.

>> No.17562849

>>17562840
Would you protect your new makeshift adopteru anon?

>> No.17562851

>>17562842
>Rolled light dokkan instead of her
Now I have to believe in my alt account. C'mon dragon love, I got scath and forte, all you have to do is give me one more.

>> No.17562853

>>17562849
Every day until one day she's old enough to give me her coat.
No one will harm my little snowflake.
>>17562848
What a tease

>> No.17562856

>>17562853
>What a tease
I'd even wrap several layers of duct tape around her tiny fists so all she can do is uselessly paw at her face and gag.

>> No.17562858 [DELETED] 

>>17562754
>>17562771
Do mg hormone treatments exist?

>> No.17562860

>>17562856
That's just mean.

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>>17562842
Grea's too pure, it almost feels like a crime to lewd her. Almost.
>>17562851
Clarisse is cute at least, can imagine her as a cute lesser succubus and yelling her signature phrase as she orgasms.

>> No.17562863

>>17562856
You're a monster!
I hope you would at least reward her afterward.
I could only have slow, passionate and tender lovemaking with my little loli Wendigo.

>> No.17562868

>>17562769
Why did it take so long for a Cheshire to be drawn wearing a leotard?

>> No.17562870

>>17562856
Aww jeez anon, taped hands are incredibly hot. I'm not usually a fan of polymorphing, but I like taped hands way too much and the effect isn't nearly the same with big fluffy paws.

>> No.17562872

>>17562860
It's sexy.
>>17562863
I would, but she would have to keep the tape and gag on during sex.
>>17562870
This guy gets it.

>> No.17562873

>>17562796
You want to buttfuck the smug into her?

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>>17562842
Is she of any relation to Forte?

>> No.17562880

>>17562873
One more switch

>> No.17562881

>>17562862
Clarice should stay human. Becoming a monster would feel too weird.

Also, I'd explode inside of her. At least I got an ssr with those three tickets.

>> No.17562885

>>17562880
Ahh, smugging the buttfuck out of her. Complicated.

>> No.17562887

>>17562840
I want to smuggle Wendigos!

>> No.17562890

What is it with cute skittish MGs inducing such a lust for rape in men, and at the same time a need to protect?

>> No.17562894

>>17562885
Gotta act smug until she gets desperate and buttfucks herself with your dick.

>> No.17562895

>>17562887
Wendigos deserve to be free range and wild-raised!
Caged Wendigos are a crime against nature!

>> No.17562901

>>17562895
Nature is overrated, I want a basement full of little caged Wendigos!

>> No.17562902

>>17562840
Keep Wendigo safe
Keep Wendigo happy
Do this

>> No.17562908 [DELETED] 

>>17562710
There's a rock band called black Sabbath
I'm sure you could take the home further with that somehow

>> No.17562910

>>17562902
Thank you, vaguely esl poster. I will.
>>17562901
You're a monster! And in truth, if you keep them long enough you really WILL be a monster of sorts. Imagine the collective coat's size you'll have to wear when they all identify you as their communal husband. You'll have truly fallen...

>> No.17562918
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Say something nice about Grea.

>> No.17562920

>>17562910
>massive coat-man-monster with dozens of little Wendigos hiding inside
How are Wendigos allowed to be this cute? It's almost criminal!

>> No.17562924 [DELETED] 

>>17562710 #
There's a rock band called lack Sabbath
I'm sure you could take the joke further with that somehow

>> No.17562928

>>17562769

I want to rub every inch of those thighs.

>> No.17562930

>>17562918
Despite not liking short hairs that much, she looks quite lovely and I'm really attracted to her ass.

>> No.17562932

>>17562710 #
There's a rock band called Black Sabbath
I'm sure you could take the joke further with that somehow

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>>17562932
>>17562924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddsZTFSfXaw

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>>17562710

>> No.17562943

>>17562918
Asymmetrical hands.

>> No.17562945

>>17562920
>twelve little Wendigo heads poke around a corner one above the other
>then a massive, barky, gnarled hand comedy our around as well and pulls them back with a deep but friendly groaning noise
>chorus of little 'awawawaw~!'

>> No.17562950

>>17562918
I've got plenty of nice things to say about her.
>She's a kind hearted girl who doesn't deserve the in universe hate she gets
>she pulls off the short haired look really well
>her tail has the optimum amount of meatiness to it
>she has good choice in friends, anne is great for a human girl
>that uniform suits her better than anyone else at the school
And that's without going into all the super lewd stuff I could say about her Like her thighs being sexy as hell and her horns being perfect for handlebars.

>> No.17562952

>>17562940
I don't get it...

>> No.17562954

>>17562945
Now thats a quality harem. Lucky bastard!

>> No.17562955

>>17562932
And suddenly, I'm picturing some poor/lucky anon being swarmed into a mass sabbath orgy set to 'The Mob Rules'

>> No.17562964

>>17562945
Actually adorable.
I want more adventures of the twelve little Wendigo wives and The Gnarl

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>tfw you skipped her lecture for vidya

>> No.17562976

>>17562945
Being the caretaker/husband of a bunch of cute wendigos would be a non stop heart attack.

>> No.17562979

>>17562954
>>17562964
>adventurer settles into a small cave outcrop in the winter forest
>comes across a group of twelve little Wendigos, coatless and playing with each other
>shocked, he asks them where their coats are
>they turn quizzically and the littlest says 'we're in it!'
>suddenly two white burning spheres of light open twelve feet above and a loud, rumbling, annoyed groan fills the adventurer's ears
>he runs out shrieking into the forest as a massive handbag closes the 'cave' door shut behind him

>> No.17562981

>>17562976
Think of it this way anon, you'd probably have plenty of cardio workouts every day so your heart would be very strong!

>> No.17562982

>>17562979
Also fuck autocorrect god dammit

>> No.17562983

>>17562970

She's doing this because she cares about your future.

>> No.17562987

>>17562952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt6xYA5R4Gc

>> No.17562994

>>17562952
Arash kills himself when he uses his noble phantasm (Stella)

>> No.17563003

>>17562918
I want to slow trace my fingers on the underbelly of her tail to watch her squirm and squeak.

>> No.17563007

>>17562987
I still don't get it...

>>17562994
So they tricked him into committing seppuku? What bitches...

>> No.17563008

>>17562979
>whitehorn is carrying around some little Wendigos she found while on a trek back across the mountains
>giggles at how cute they are
>they lead her towards a small break in the trees towards a group of other small Wendigos huddled next to a big freestanding rock
>she gasps as they all pounce at her and start harmlessly yet aggressively pulling at her, exclaiming 'meat! Meat! Give meat!'
>suddenly the rock rumbles and stands up, a person-sized hand reaching out and lightly batting away the Wendigos off of the Whitehorn while grunting in some deep unknowable language
>the Wendigos all dejectedly 'awwww' in unison and trudge back towards the standing rock one by one in single file
>the littlest Wendigo turns before she heads in and gives a little wave to the white horn before the hand gently scoops her inside
And that's why local Whitehorn-san only does local deliveries now.

>> No.17563012

>>17563008
Papa Wendigo a nice

>> No.17563014

>>17563007
That guy did pick a shitty example from Youtube. People who don't play the game won't know about the Guts buff which stops you from dying.

>> No.17563019

>>17563014
>People who don't play the game won't know about the Guts buff which stops you from dying.
Only if they have a CE or Servant that can grant Guts to Servants.

>> No.17563020

>>17563008
I'm imagining his coat is lovingly patchworked together from all of their coats combined

>> No.17563021

>>17563008
I do like the idea of a shepards crook poking out from inside the cloak to hook wayward wendigos.

>> No.17563024

>>17563021
>they're all playing near an ice lake
>every twenty seconds, one of them wanders too close to thin ice
>every twenty seconds, the Shepard's crook methodically pokes out to pull her laughing back to the main group

>> No.17563029

>>17563012
What does an angered coatman Wendigo husband look like?
What would happen if this mega-husband came across a group of monster-smiting order paladins?

>> No.17563030

Quick, throw me a story idea about automatons. They do count as monster girls, right?

>> No.17563038

>>17563030
Anon is hired to babysit a small class' worth of girls in his off time, only to discover they are all loli automatons!

>> No.17563045

>>17562235
Thanks dude!

>> No.17563048

>>17563038
Good idea. I know reverse harems are frowned upon here, but what about many-girl one-guy harems?

>> No.17563056

>>17563048
That shits fine for the most part, though there are some people who complain about not being monogamous occasionally.

>> No.17563057

>>17563030
Automaton being taken on a date for the first time and experiencing clothes shopping, movies and other human entertainment.

>> No.17563060

>>17563048
It depends.™

>> No.17563062

>>17563048
Small minority throw a shitfit and equate it to NTR but most don't care even if they don't want a harem themself.

>> No.17563072

>>17563062
>>17563056
>>17563060
OK. That's good.
>>17563057
Great idea. I'll probably write that. My quality is pretty low, given that I'm somewhat green to writing, but I can't get better without practice.

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>>17563030
>They do count as monster girls, right?
Are you dumb?

>> No.17563084

>>17563073
I've seen people elsewhere say that they aren't monster girls as they aren't organic/"alive" in the traditional sense. I didn't see that though. Thanks!
As for your question, yes.

>> No.17563086

>>17563073
>reactivating ancient technology with DE
I bet the Gremlins were responsible for this.

>> No.17563090

>>17563072
>but I can't get better without practice
That's the best way to think about it, no one ever gets good without practice. Just make sure to write your heart out and put your all into it as cheesy as that sounds.
>>17563073
To be fair, in the /a/ days and even early in the move to /jp/ some people would have an absolute meltdown if you posted any vaguely robotic girl in these threads.

Glad times have changed though, it's just sad that people need KC's stamp of approval to class them as monster girls.

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>>17563084
>>17563090
I still dislike how people here treat Automatons as generic beep boop robutts instead of the magic material Golem subspecies they actually are.

>> No.17563103

>>17563095
You have a point there but the point still stands about KC's stamp of approval meaning everything in the bigger picture. See the 2b spam that went on for weeks without a challenge.

>> No.17563107

>>17563095
People aren't terribly creative here on the whole and tend to latch on to the lowest-denominator bits.

>> No.17563112

>>17563095
How should they act?

>> No.17563116

>>17563112
They're kuuderes first, but whether or not they're tsun/yan/etc. depends on the individual.

>> No.17563139

>>17563103
But 2B is cute... however I will admit that she doesn't qualify as a monster, just not human.

>> No.17563143

>>17563095
>>17563107
Keep in mind "type of golem" is probably the scholar's explanation for what they are since golems are the closest thing their society has seen. Robots have never existed according to modern human knowledge in their world so how would he know what a robot was?
It's not uncommon for characters in other fantasy settings to refer to legitimate, 100% metal robots as "iron golems" or something similar because their world has no other term for them.

Yes they're not 100% generic beep boop machines but at the same time they're distinctively robotic with features that normal living things wouldn't have. The insides of their "miking device" being able to move independently from their hips and other movements is criminally underlooked and means an automaton could bring a man to climax while laying perfectly still.

>> No.17563156

>>17563090
>Glad times have changed though
Yes it's not as if the thread doesn't throw tantrums over benign things..

>> No.17563169

>>17563156
>there are still some bad things so nothing has improved

>> No.17563188

What does the demon lord look like...

>> No.17563190
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>>17563143
How would an Automaton fare when facesitting their master?

>> No.17563192

>>17562769
Do Cheshires have furry human-like feet or human feet-sized paws? Something has to fit in those heels.

>> No.17563224

>>17563188
Like a hotter, evil, mature Lilim.

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>>17563190
I can only imagine, automaton paizuri has to be an interesting experience too.

>> No.17563236

>>17563224
That's lame.

>> No.17563241

>>17563236
That was just a guess.
She definitely has to look like her daughters one way or another, but she could still have unique features as the one and only demon lord.

>> No.17563250

>>17562842
You can't hide that fat doragon tail from me!

>> No.17563251

>>17563190
Gyrations and bumping and bouncing with laser precision. And when he cums just from her ass on his face, she'd have the slightest electric blush and maybe even a smug little smile.

>> No.17563253

>>17563095
I take my DV9 cable and j-jam it in!

>> No.17563273

>>17563241
She has to look impressive since she's the most central character other than the author..,

>> No.17563284
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WALKIES.

NOW.

>> No.17563287 [DELETED] 

Does your gf know about your monster girl fetish?
What does she think of it?

>> No.17563292 [DELETED] 
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>>17563287

>> No.17563293 [DELETED] 

>>17563287
>gf

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>>17563287
>gf

>> No.17563299 [DELETED] 

>>17563287
>gf

>> No.17563300

>>17563284
Yes please.
Her tail belies her stern look.

>> No.17563305 [DELETED] 

>>17563287
>gf
Normalfag leave! Do you know where you are?!?!?

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>>17563287
>gf

>> No.17563312 [DELETED] 

>>17563287
>gf

>> No.17563313 [DELETED] 

Easiest (You)s of his life I bet.

>> No.17563314

>>17563284
>take wolfu waifu for walky
>after a long walk she gets a treat
>that treat is your cum as she sucks you off

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>>17563287
>wasting time with a 3D whore
Newfaggotry is rampant these days holy shit.

>> No.17563326 [DELETED] 

>>17563287
It's becoming more apparent with every thread that we've got some new arrivals who really don't belong.

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>>17563287
>gf

>> No.17563329 [DELETED] 

>>17563318
Fairly sure it's the newfag overusing ellipses since he's the only other person I've seen the term "gf" here in weeks. Also asks a lot of questions.

>> No.17563332 [DELETED] 

>>17563287
Nah just a few of my side bitches

>> No.17563337 [DELETED] 

>>17563329
I wonder if its the same guy who uses cripplechan images too. We've had a lot of those lately.

>> No.17563341 [DELETED] 

>>17563318
Wow, a 5MUG-Series Automaton with hair extensions!

>> No.17563342 [DELETED] 

>>17563341
Stop this shit.

>> No.17563343 [DELETED] 

Do your kids know of your daughteru dicking fetish?
What do they think of it?

>> No.17563345 [DELETED] 

>>17563343
They don't, they know I'm gay and want to be a girl though. They don't approve.

>> No.17563349

>>17563192
Wonderland magic.

>> No.17563351 [DELETED] 

>>17563287
>gf

>> No.17563353 [DELETED] 

>>17563343
>dicking the daughteru
Why would you cuck your wife?

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>>17563343
Does your pastor know of your Dark-Priest dicking fetish? What does he think of it?

>> No.17563364
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>H-Hey kid, you thirsty?

Do you dare drink the cursed milk of a Hex Holst?

>> No.17563365 [DELETED] 

Do you know of your monster girl fetish?
What do you think of it?

>> No.17563368 [DELETED] 

>>17563365
I'm pretty disgusted at such degeneracy, to be perfectly honest.

>> No.17563372 [DELETED] 

>>17563365
I fucking hate these questionnaires.

>> No.17563375

>>17563364
Damn straight I would.

>> No.17563377 [DELETED] 

Does your dog know of your kobold fetish?
What does he think of it?

>> No.17563379 [DELETED] 

>>17563377
Does not approve.

>> No.17563383 [DELETED] 

>>17563343
I don't have any real kids, where do you think you are?

>> No.17563384 [DELETED] 

>>17563365
I'm still trying to make sense of it all. Can't seem to settle on one species, and my preferences towards personality seem to point to an actual indifference towards a monster's looks.

>> No.17563388

>>17563364
I wanna a holstaur to climb on top of me and bury my face with her massive mammaries

>> No.17563396

>>17563364
I'd rather molest her chest beforehand

>> No.17563399

>>17563364
no way dude

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>> No.17563407
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Beware of kuufish

>> No.17563414

>>17563407
New flat fish? Thanks russia.

>> No.17563417

>>17563407
Where's all this Russian MGE stuff coming from all of a sudden?

>> No.17563423

>>17563417
probably from a potato farm, drawn on a potato PC

>> No.17563428

>>17563423
Art looks pretty good for a potato PC desu

>> No.17563431

>>17563405
Battle Cattle!

>> No.17563433

>>17563405
Dumb idol.

>> No.17563437

>>17563086
But did you know even Gremlins have trouble with christmas lights.

>> No.17563443

>>17563405
She looks really friendly. I want to spend a few hours mindlessly chatting with her.

>> No.17563452
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Would you pray to her god during sex?

>> No.17563454
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>>17563452
I would venture into the spirit world and try to meet her God.

>> No.17563460
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It would be good to have a close combat automaton

>> No.17563462
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>>17563460
I've heard of some.

>> No.17563465

>>17563428
Cykas are masters of making due with scraps

>> No.17563471

>>17563454
>>17563462
What are you doing?

>> No.17563496

>>17563471
Newfagging it up, it's painfully obvious this guy is either trying to troll or is just unwilling to lurk more.

>> No.17563527

>>17563496
You guys haven't run into the gibberish poster yet?
He pops up in the odd /jp/ thread and shits sentences randomly slammed together from other posts on the board (I think) as long as people reply to his nonsense.

>> No.17563541

>>17563527
Probably testing a spambot

>> No.17563598 [DELETED] 

>>17563292
>>17563293
>>17563297
>>17563299
>>17563305
>>17563310
>>17563312
>>17563318
>>17563326
>>17563328
There's got to be at least some guys in this thread that arnt single

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>>17562710
>>17562717
Yummy cummy in her funny cunny

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>>17563287
>gf

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>>17563606

>> No.17563657

>>17563606
Straight to her tummy!

>> No.17563669

>>17563645
There's something different about this Baphomet. She looks more mature than usual, but still flat as a board.

I like it

>> No.17563675

>>17563606
That's the spirit!

>> No.17563687

>>17563645
That's pretty much the reaction that I imagine you'd get from an older bapho if you said that to her: "Seriously boy?"

>> No.17563694

>>17563669
Sort of like a high school aged teen (14-15) who hasn't developed any breasts.

>> No.17563700

>>17563687
Yes but inside she'd be all like 'aww fuck yeah onii-chan talk dirty to me, tell me all about your hot delicious cummies'

>> No.17563702

>>17563687
>confident older bapho
This is my fetish.

>> No.17563719

>>17563694
Or like a 16-year old flatchest with great hips. Still underage in some countries, but not a child anymore.

>>17563702
My brother.

>> No.17563720

>>17561994
literally who?

>> No.17563732

>>17563720
it's nav

>> No.17563742
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>>17563720
>dissing nav
He's one of the better drawfags we have right now.

>> No.17563754

>>17563700
"I didn't have to use any magic on him to make him like a little girl like me! Onii-chan is sooo sweet!!!"

>>17563702
>body of a little girl
>mind of an adult (maybe 100s of years old)
It's the best combo if you ask me

>> No.17563758

>>17563720
Newfag cancer is rampant, jesus.

>> No.17563767

>>17561994
Comissioning an alp rn deadass b.
probably will comission a cute alp though.

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>>17563732
Stating the obvious
>>17563742
Getting mad at some shit I didn't even say
>>17563758
Being a general shitflinger

I now remember why I stopped browsing here.

>> No.17563812

>>17563806
Good riddance to you.

>> No.17563815

>>17563806
They why did you come back?
>inb4 replying

>> No.17563822

>>17563806
>literally who?
>anons then question how you don't know about Nav
>Gets mad at us for "shitflinging" and "stating the obvious"
What the actual fuck?

>> No.17563832

Dire holsts are the cutest.

Big, buff, busty and milky.

None can stand before them!

>> No.17563834

>>17563832
Dire holsts are just minos.

>> No.17563846

>>17563834
Incorrect.
Minos are minos.

Dire holsts are dire holsts with breasts to match their increased statures and the caring nature that is native to their species.

>> No.17563856

I don't get why people like girls the size of buildings. It's retarded tb h. I draw the line at 6ft.

>> No.17563866

>>17563856
>I draw the line at 6ft
Manlet detected

>> No.17563874

>>17563856
>he doesn't want to be a human dildo

>> No.17563877

>>17563856
Some people like girls taller than themselves, which typically lands one at the 7ft zone.
Shocking, I know.

>> No.17563884

>>17563856
>I draw the line at 6ft.
So you like small girls. So?

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>>17563719
>My brother.
There's just something about them.
>>17563754
>It's the best combo if you ask me
It's the best combo for me for sure. Mostly when they're bordering on ancient in the 300-500 years range and have a commanding aura about them that strikes fear into anyone who thinks of questioning them.
Especially if once in a while the girl lays back and lets you take her missionary, she may be on her back but it's clear without any words being said that it's a great honor for her to allow it.

>> No.17563892

>>17563856
I only want a girl that matches my size and build, so going for a cute 10 feet muscled alice is normal.

>> No.17563895

>>17563892
>10 feet
Jesus we have the king of the manlets here.

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>>17562945
Meeting the Wendigo parents

>> No.17563914

>>17563886
>Mostly when they're bordering on ancient in the 300-500 years range and have a commanding aura about them that strikes fear into anyone who thinks of questioning them.
It'd be extremely cute and heartwarming when she cuddles up to you, burying her face in your chest as you pull her in close comforting her.

>> No.17563951

>>17563914
If it came with hair stroking and a "there there boy" I'd be like putty in her hands.
Another important thing is that old baphomets are extremely teasing about their man being a lolicon and trying to make him feel a pang of guilt before reeling him right back in by praising him for it.

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>> No.17563967

>>17563909
>when the scariest thing isn't Mr. Wendi, but Mrs. Wendi

>> No.17563972

>>17563951
>If it came with hair stroking and a "there there boy" I'd be like putty in her hands.
I think that works better with onee-chans.

>> No.17563993

>>17563967
>Hugely muscled, battle scarred wendigo matron that could tear a caribou in half.
>Calls you sweety and loves to nuzzle her coat husband while their daughteru awawas in your lap.

>> No.17564003

>>17563972
To me it's more heartwarming when it comes from a powerful and old loli. I may have a certain smug vampire to blame for this.

>> No.17564036

>>17563993
I can see her and her hubby falling asleep against each other a lot, exhausted from looking after all their energetic little girls, snoring in each other's arms, leaving you alone time with your gf, one of their daughters

>> No.17564041

>>17564036
Would be fantastic.

Could you ever hope to resist one of those wendies as she looks up at you expectantly?

>> No.17564077

>>17564041
Id be nervous, but id bend over and kiss her on the cheek, setting off a chorus of excited awawas from all her sisters secretly spying on her and her mother doing the same as well

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>>17563364
I'll stick with something safer

>> No.17564091

>>17564077
Be careful there anon, you never know when jealous wendies may try to join in.

>> No.17564120

>>17563993
>her husband was a former huntsman and voyaguer hunting big game in the unforgiving forests
>they met when he felled a huge elk right when she was about to pounce on it
>fight ensued over the meat and eventually turned out they were evenly matched
>fighting turned to groping and aggressive sex
>they tell you all this while looking into each other's eyes as you awkwardly try not to freak out about the eldritch giant hand on your shoulder

>> No.17564131

>>17564091
There are worse ways to go then being swarmed by a dozen little Wendigos hopping up and down begging for kisses, but I'm a one girl kinda guy and would try to politely refuse.
I imagine that's when papa would make his entrance and tell them to give their sister some space.

>> No.17564139

>>17564131
Expect many dissappointed awawas, puffed cheeks, and thrashing tails as they leave.

>> No.17564149

>>17564139
>they all start asking their sister what her secret to acquiring a boyfriend was

>> No.17564153

no human boy can beat the V.

>> No.17564169

>>17564139
My heart

>> No.17564174

>>17564153
What if she enjoys fisting?

>> No.17564191

>>17564120
>Hah hah! We rutted like beasts for days! I didn't even realize she threw the coat over me until after I came down from my lust-filled haze. And yet there I found myself, a coat on my back, a cum bloated womb around my cock and my new adorable wife resting back against my torso. Ahh, tear up just thinking about it!
>Mrs Wendigo coos and kisses the shapeless darkness, eliciting a happy rumbling and a hand clasping her by the ass and pulling her in closer
>sip your drink awkwardly

>> No.17564198

>>17564174
Fisting is 300 bucks

>> No.17564201
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>>17564139
>I need meat now!

>> No.17564208
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I'm scared, what is angry Russian Yeti saying?

>> No.17564209

>>17564201
>that one daughter who doesn't walk away and still tries to keep jumping on anon even after her papa told them to give them space
>Annoyed rumbling intensifies
How does a papa Wendigo guy discipline a misbehaving daughter?

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>>17563314
>Take big beefy Hellhound for a walk
>"Haven't I been a good girl? I think a good girl deserves a treat."
>She kabedons you against the wall of a building and slithers down your body
>Whips your dick out and starts furiously sucking

>> No.17564231

>>17563964
Artists yiddler? That's a cute goat.

>> No.17564242 [SPOILER] 
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You should surrender to the Harpy Kingdom, it's much better and safer than Spider Kingdom.

>> No.17564262

>>17564242
that game has been on my backlog for a while

>> No.17564271

>>17564208
Probably asking for vodka.

>> No.17564278

>>17564208
"Hug and warm him up, of course!"
Anyways, wait, I'm still not done uploading shit

>> No.17564281

>>17564208
>>17564271
"Vodka is empty, we will be of huggings now, lie still and warm"

Обниму и согрею конечно - I'll hug him and warm him up of course

>> No.17564293
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Nav really likes barmaid Kiki and I don't blame him, she's a cute one.
>>17564281
What a thoughtful Yeti, thanks anon.

>> No.17564300

>>17564293
>Nav really likes barmaid Kiki
Well yeah, he has good taste.

>> No.17564302

>>17564293
>Barmaid
She's obviously a milkmaid. A fat, fat milkmaid.

>> No.17564312

>>17564302
What if it's a milkbar by day and an alcohol bar by night?

>> No.17564314

>>17564293
She's soft, that means she's got soft hips!
Grope and squeeze!

>> No.17564320

>>17564293
That must be her milk.

>> No.17564325

>>17564293
What a strange cow.

>> No.17564327

>>17564293
Big
Fat
Featherdog
Tats

>> No.17564349

>>17564293
oktoberkiki should give beer, not milk

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>>17564302
What if she's just a maid dressing up in a dirndl to appeal to her masters tastes?

>> No.17564391

>>17563003
That's so lewd!

>> No.17564394

>>17564385
Her master could have his own personal bar at home that she serves him drinks at.

>> No.17564395

>>17563407
>Russians like sahuagin
Nice taste

>> No.17564406

>>17564394
That makes a lot of sense.

>> No.17564415

>>17563407
I always liked her, she doesn't get enough love her

>> No.17564425

>>17564300
Too bad she's fat!

It makes her unique though, she seems like a nice girl.

>> No.17564438

>>17564425
Nice girls with huge breasts are nice.

>> No.17564460

>>17564438
Big breasts are nice but fat and unproportionate are meh for the dick.

>> No.17564467
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Ok, I'm done uploading shit to the wiki
Enjoy

>> No.17564468

>>17564460
They need to be big enough to smother a man's face.

>> No.17564469

>>17564425
She is the nicest girl.
Sweet and cuddly.

>> No.17564474

>>17564003
Amen to that.

But the real treat is the gap moe. The few times when the act cutesy in earnest. The feeling that behind their smugness is a girl who is looking for companionship after centuries of loneliness

>> No.17564475

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64727899


Diathorn completed a couple mousegirl commissions of mine and they turned out pretty 10/10 !

>> No.17564478

>>17564467
Cute hotdog!

>> No.17564479

>>17564467
That's a lot of fan artwork. Thank you happy Hellwan.

>> No.17564514

>>17564438
Huge tits on a fatty are like abs on skeletor.

>>17564425
>Fat
>unique

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>>17561678
>Collars

>> No.17564527

>>17564516
You don't breed elves
Elves breed you!

>> No.17564528

>>17564516
I bet she won't be as smug when she realizes the collar is going on her.

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>>17561678

>> No.17564550

>>17564475
wew
lewd
Those are random mice or from somewhere?

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>>17564527
>>17564528
I've had ideas for stories with Elves breeding human boys by using collars but that'd imply I had any writing ability outside of shitposts.

>> No.17564556

MonMusu vol. 1: multiple uncovered titties per chapter, implied sex, miia wanting that darling dick, barely censored snake pussy
MonMusu vol. 12: two nipple slips

what the fuck happened

>> No.17564559

>>17564551
Just do it. Give it a shot.

>> No.17564560

>>17564556
Okayado decided (or was pressured) into reducing the amount of PLOT for actual plot. As a result we get to see the same reason why 12Beast is failing and is only out every 2 months.

>> No.17564561 [DELETED] 

So lets say the DL has no power to make monsters into cute girls anymore.
If you were getting sucked off by an elf would it turn into a dude elf? Or would it stay as a she? If it was a centaur destroying your pelvis would it kill you? These are questions that need answers

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>>17564467
what an absolute qt
the hellhound beserker is also a real cutie who im going to head pat and hug

>> No.17564563 [DELETED] 

>>17564561
Fuck off.

>> No.17564565

>>17564562
She looks like a crackhead with that body.

>> No.17564566

>>17564550
Naw, just a large mouse and dormouse with my hairstyles of choice.

>> No.17564567

>>17564556
MonMusu original shorts: penis in vagina, cum, blowjobs, and even fisting.
MonMusu vol. 1: Sex is illegal

what the fuck happened

>> No.17564573 [DELETED] 

>>17564561
Elfs are too androgynous to tell, and centaurs are noble creatures who train heroes.

>> No.17564575

>>17564527
Anon. They're Elves. They may act all high and mighty but once you whip out your dick they become lowly, drooling, sows and can't think of anything else but dick.

>> No.17564577

>>17564551
I want elves to raid my town, lock up all the women and conquer their men.by force

>> No.17564579

>>17564562
>hellhound berserker
That's a raging demon

>> No.17564588 [DELETED] 

>>17564561
Unless the elf was a faggot and is an alp she'll stay a she. Elven Incubi exist.

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>>17564562
I need a hellhound like that, but with the body of pic related.

>> No.17564593

Uh-oh anon! Your daughteru came home from school saying she got a detention because it's been a whole month since Sexual Harassment Ren-Xiongmao came to her school for a presentation and your daughteru still hasn't raped anybody yet!

What do?

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>>17564579
Wouldn't hold a candle to Oni, though.

>> No.17564597

>>17564560
If MonMusu is to have actual plot then at least I'd like to see darling get a personality other than "nice japanese gordon ramsay"

I'd also like to see my favourite character return but, nah, why bring back good characters when you can just stick polt or fucking draco into the plot again. I'll never get to see my dear zombie toy again

>> No.17564600

>>17564593
>Encouraging rape at school
I get that it's a monstergirl setting, but jesus h christ, anon. There are lines.

>> No.17564608

>>17564593
I'd never send my daughteru to a whack ass-birds school like that anon, not in a million years!

>> No.17564609

>>17564593
Start screaming because the phatoms are messing with me again.

It's only a matter of time till an overweight dragon kicks down my door and informs me that she'll be my wife and is fabulously rich BUT will forever be this heavy for the rest of my life, would I take it?

>> No.17564643

>>17564609
>you will never have a phantom try to become your waifu by having you dick her while you think she's your underperforming daughter because she loves contrived situations
>only to have your neighbor bust in through the door and marry you over even more contrived reasons

>> No.17564651

>>17564643
It's called a what-if cascade.
When triggered by a phantom, anon is provided with ever escalating choices until he accepts one.

>> No.17564654

>>17564593
Sign the childhood friend exemption slip and tell her that she should take things at her own pace.

>> No.17564661

>>17564651
I imagine getting romanced by 2-3 phantoms would be like reading this threads what if situations and living them all back to back to back. It'd probably be extraordinarily mentally exhausting, but at least it'd be pleasurable as hell.

>> No.17564662

>>17564293
HOly shit I wanna porn this beautiful big bodied beauty

>> No.17564663

>>17564593
I tell her teacher to go fuck herself. I'm not raising my daughter to be a harlot.

>> No.17564667

>>17564575
Naturally, being all high and mighty is merely a facade to tempt human men into fucking them.

>> No.17564669

>>17564600
Do they even have schools in MGEland? WG1 mentioned parents taking a hands-off experiential approach.

Schools probably just exist to tap into the schoolgirl fetish. That and sex ed.

>> No.17564670

>>17564661
Probably.
Would be fun regardless.

>> No.17564674 [DELETED] 

>>17564561
There is no such thing as a male elf, anon.

>> No.17564677 [DELETED] 

>>17564561
>If you were getting sucked off by an elf would it turn into a dude elf? Or would it stay as a she?
Why would a female elf suddenly turn into a man? You know female elves existed pre DL right?

>> No.17564687

>>17564670
>One of them loves dark fantasies where the other two 'die' halfway through the story so she gets all the sex scenes and it always ends in lovers suicide that takes 3+ hours
>The second tells stories like a 5 y/o and she changes races three times before the first act is up.
>Third narrates her story in Russian and the other two refuse to translate.

...worth it?

>> No.17564698 [DELETED] 

>>17564561
It's been answered. They'll revert back starting with slaughtering their husbands.

>> No.17564699

>>17564551
sauce?

>> No.17564704 [DELETED] 

>>17564674
[citation needed]
They're just humans with pointy ears. They like riding around on their high horse, thinking they're better than everyone.
Basically Chads
They're going to get thrown into the matango pit

ywn help your wife throw Chads into the matango pit

>> No.17564708

>>17564699
Only because I'm feeling generous.

https://exhentai.org/g/112098/ba84ea327a/

>> No.17564709

>>17564687
>The five year old typing one is easy to spot because logic rarely applies and she often cycles through a cheshire, manticore, and hellhound.
>Usually, the one exception being when she acidentally fused all three because she couldn't make up her mind and stacked all the hips/breast levels so she had a hyper exaggerated hourglass figure.

>> No.17564714 [DELETED] 

>>17564704
Okay, have you ever seen a male elf before? I thought not.

>> No.17564721 [DELETED] 

>>17564714
Says you! I see them all the time.
In the woods, on the street. One of them works in my office. Cheap middle-management bastard.

>> No.17564731 [DELETED] 

>Your waifu will never be a former literal chad.
Fuck

>> No.17564738

>>17564709
Godamnit now I'm imagining a Loli phantom get teased by her older sisters after showing them her first story and how she plays a cheshhoundicore and is the equivalent of Some Stonesteel-stormwind-original-character-do
-not-steal

>> No.17564741
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So I've been thinking about stuff.
How sucessful would monster-run tornaments actually be?

>> No.17564747

>>17564738
The best.
Especially funny when she gets mad and complains about her sisters have stories where they're just themselves except with breasts that are three cupsizes bigger and a Ms. Perfect.

That's when her sisters explain how a 'guilty pleasure story' works and how they should be the exception of her works, not the rule.

>> No.17564756
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Fenrir is really talented!

>> No.17564757

>>17564741
depends on the prizes
nationals should have boyfriends as prizes

>> No.17564759

>>17564741
As a tournament? Not very.
As an orgy, however...

>> No.17564765 [DELETED] 

>>17564731
>wanting a used goods turbo whore

>> No.17564768

>>17564756
She broke out of her chains!
God help us!

>> No.17564769

>>17564757
>Nationals.
>The Grand Prize is a retired, hero level anon who accidentally signed up because he thought that he'd be getting the best seats in the house.
>Technically speaking, he is.

>> No.17564782

>>17564741
Well it works good enough that it was noted in the world guides as a thing they do.
Men want to test their strengh and some monsters want strong husbands.
Quite a few stories could be made out of it.

>> No.17564785

>>17564741
Bread and circuses at the monster version of the colosseum would be quite popular.

>> No.17564792
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I like the idea of a golem learning things.

>> No.17564810

>>17564782
>some monsters want strong husbands
[triggering intensifies]

Careful there Anon, some people might get offended by women with individual tastes

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>> No.17564819

>>17564741
>Only one story about fighting in the battle mansion.
He should make it into a one shot collection like the roulette.

>> No.17564820

>>17564741
I'm finishing a story about that which I've been working on for about a year. You need two things, a worthwhile prize, and some kind of filtering system to keep out the toppest tier of magic and species because they'll just fuck the arena harder than a DBZ match.

The way I did it in mine is that the prize is a top tier magus of a tribe that's nearly extinct. That's the draw. Nobody marries this kind of guy without being the uppermost echelon of society in the oldest province of the demon's realm. The person running the tournament opens it to every last monstergirl in the known world even beyond the borders of their own country, letting you draw in the exotic and strange. The entrance fee is what the man was worth as a boy. That is still a sizeable pile of treasure, thinning the herd of all but the most serious fighters, people who are confident they can win with sizeable funds backing them either from their own conquests or patrons. But you also include a Grand Melee battle for a free ticket to give the common but strong fighters a path to victory.

Now the most powerful monsters of the realm are more interested in watching the tournament than fighting it. Either they are the top tier of society and can get a man like the prize if they really want one, or they're too proud to fight for the entertainment of others and just be handed a prize like older more powerful dragons.

It has to be framed and sold to the public as giving girls a chance at something normally completely out of their reach.

Even then, the whole place has all sorts of magical protections for the crowd and reinforcement of the arena. It's just those measures don't stand up to something with resources of a demigod, or even people who know how they work and how to break them.

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>>17564765
Turbo whore? What the hell are you talking about? He very clearly said "literal chad", so he must be talking about a unique Floridian Tsukumogami.

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>> No.17564832

Wendigo mama and her loving papahusband watching movies on the couch when all the girls are asleep!

>> No.17564839
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Fire and ice dragon threesome

>> No.17564862

>>17564839
>Bigamy REEEEEEEEEEEE!

JK please continue. I want them wrapped about my body, one making out with mw e while the other attacks my groin.

Then they switch

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>>17564839
Gold and Silver Dragon threesome.

>> No.17564869

>>17564839
the mystery of steel.

>> No.17564873

>>17564559
Fairly certain nobody wants to read about a buxom Dark Elf using a human guy to breed herself. That and it's been months since I've been motivated to do shit.

>> No.17564880
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>You will never be embarrassed by your Cheshire Cat mom.

>> No.17564887
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Shiny MGs are superior to their traditional counterparts.

And you'll die an old man trying to hunt one down to waifu for yourself, your body broken and life thoroughly wasted before the end.

>> No.17564890

>>17564873
I have always wanted to be chained to a table while a dark elf slowly, methodically extracts every last drop of semen from my balls, using every method at her disposal to feed her ravenous hole, only to do it again the very next day.

>> No.17564896

>>17564887
>Not knowing how to chain for shinies

>> No.17564918

>>17564890
There is almost no scenario where it'd be feasible to have a Dark Elf do that without ripping it out of a fucking hentai.

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>>17564880
>ywn be a cheshire's meme daddy

>> No.17564922

>>17564880
>Momster cheshire

You can only wonder if she's doing it on purpose or if she's just out of touch.

>> No.17564928 [DELETED] 

>>17564920
>"Hey anon, Want this to be your dick?"

>> No.17564930 [DELETED] 

>>17564928
>"Y-y-yes please"

>> No.17564936 [DELETED] 

>>17564928
I'd honestly just tell her to kill herself.

>> No.17564938 [DELETED] 

>>17564930
And that's how you get a lewd Cheshire stroking your dick until you beg her to cum.
Don't RP anon.

>> No.17564972 [DELETED] 

>>17564938
What you faggots do in here everyday is already worse than RP anyway.

>> No.17564978
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>>17564920
Gonna fuck the memes outta that cat

>> No.17565027
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17565027

How Gary Stu would a demi-God character be if their parent is a known prolific breeder of mortal women?

>> No.17565035

>>17564839
The first part I'd be breaking on them is their hymen.

>> No.17565042

>>17565027
very

>> No.17565057

>>17564887

>tfw your waifu's shiny is one of the many neon pink or lime green ones

Why do they even fucking bother. Lazy hacks.

>> No.17565066

>>17564887
I got shiny flayers though, along with 600 more.

>> No.17565099

>>17565057
could be one the ones thats has a slightly different hue thats hardly noticeable

>> No.17565114

>>17564978
Gonna fuck the memes into that cat.

>> No.17565124

>Memecat
You know she's just going to grow a cock to fuck with you.

>> No.17565127

>>17564880
>>17564920
Cheshire cat seems like the perfect girl to shitpost and play vidya with.

>> No.17565144

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to disturb a werecat when she's sleeping except in the direst of circumstances, even if the place she's sleeping happens to be your lap.

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17565188

>>17565144
Indeed, waking her up would lead to you dealing with a grumpy, pouty kitty all night.

>> No.17565191
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I want to traditionally court a succabutt!

>> No.17565193
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>>17565114
Gonna give birth to meme kittens

>> No.17565212

>>17565127
Just imagine her riding your dick while playing fighting games with you.

>> No.17565250

>>17565124
>Wonderland potions are a gateway to many types of sex some may consider unnatural

>> No.17565259

>>17565250
>>Wonderland potions are a gateway to many types of irl shitposing some may consider unnatural
fixed

>> No.17565263
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>>17565144

I would 110% be okay with a werecat. Vanilla's a pretty damn good flavor.

>> No.17565268

>>17565259
Is it possible to learn this power?

>> No.17565271

>>17565250
>Trusting Wonderland potions
That's how you get into animal abuse and literally /d/ tier shit.

>> No.17565273

>>17565268
Not from /jp/.

>> No.17565283
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>these dweebs that wouldn't drink the body swap potion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXJ9UoQCY5s

>> No.17565286

>>17565271
I've become more lustful than any /jp/ has ever dreamed of

>> No.17565289

>>17565271
>animal abuse
What?

>> No.17565292

>>17565283
I wouldn't even set foot inside wonderland, let alone drink anything from there.

>> No.17565316

>>17565286
>I had sex with her! Not just as a man, but a woman and child too.
>We had sex like animals!
>I love her!

>> No.17565319

>>17565292
Not even the tap water?

>> No.17565325

>>17565319
I'd tap her water, if you catch my drift.

>> No.17565336

>>17565325
I really don't, that's very out of context for the question I asked. I'm sure you'll make a march hare very happy.

>> No.17565339

>>17565292
It seems like it would be a good vacation spot. A sort of Sin City for MGE. You go there for a crazy weekend and take in the local fun, but what happens in Wonderland stays in Wonderland.

>> No.17565364

>>17565339
That's pandemonium, though.

>> No.17565366

>>17565339
>what happens in Wonderland stays in Wonderland.
Literally, as the echo of your deeds lives on for all to see

>> No.17565378

>>17565283
That sounds like it'd get really weird though.

>> No.17565385

>>17565319
Not sure if I would even call it "water". Whatever it is might make you tap dance for all I know.
No, I wouldn't even drink the tap water. That place is pure poison as far as I'm concerned.

>> No.17565389
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Nito!

>> No.17565390

>>17565378
>Not wanting to tell your waifu she can go fuck herself

>> No.17565400

>>17565366
What is the MGE version of drunk photos ending up online? Her sharing photos of you aheago-ing with your gonads just out of frame?

>> No.17565408

>>17565400
Literal echoes of your past actions, playing on repeat like ghosts in limbo

>> No.17565410

>>17565400
It involves copious amounts of whipped cream, a duck, and some rope.

>> No.17565433

>>17565410
A duck harpy or a human realm duck?

>> No.17565434

>>17565191
>Smack Succubutt rear
>"WHAP"
>Anon now has a spade shaped welt on his ass in return

>> No.17565444

>>17565390
I want her to say "Fuck You" to me!

>> No.17565445

>>17565433
Yes.

>> No.17565511

Besides Wonderland, where else would monster girls and their husbands go for a weekend to get away from it all?

>> No.17565512

>>17565511
I'd bet Zipangu or the Mist Continent for non-natives.

>> No.17565514

Anon, would your waifu be able to escape the dildo trap?

>> No.17565522

>>17565514
What the heck is the dildo trap?

>> No.17565531

>>17565522
That's where you put a dildo on a pole stand and then put your waifu on the dildo, the idea is to get her standing on her tiptoes or wearing really high heels with the dildo all the way in her and see how long it takes her to get off.

>> No.17565534

>>17565511
The best place to get away from everything. An isolate undead kingom

>> No.17565553

>>17565514
>>17565531
I bet she would be able to anon, my waifu would be very good at getting out of bondage and other assorted sexual predicaments after years of consistent practice with them. Her constant problem though would be that she wouldn't usually want to escape, at least for awhile. This scenario would be no different.

>> No.17565565

>>17565553
species?

>> No.17565587

>>17565565
Kobold!

>> No.17565591

>>17565514
>>17565531
Probably not, but I wouldn't torture my waifu like that anyway.

>> No.17565598

>>17565587
Haven't seen you in a while, glad to see you're still here

>> No.17565601
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>>17565514
Nothing can hold her back or trap her.
NOTHING
Send help

>> No.17565612

>>17565598
Hey thanks anon! I've been around a bit lately though.

>> No.17565619

>>17565612
I haven't, just got back from a several month long hiatus. I'm just glad that there's a place to come to at the end of the day to discuss MG's.

>> No.17565622

>>17565619
Aah, I feel you. Hope it's still comfy for you here anon.

>> No.17565642
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How do Cheshires respond if you use the spray bottle on them?

>> No.17565658

>>17565642
>You don't need the bottle to get me wet

>> No.17565680

>>17565642
>Your Cheshire waifu's memes are getting out of hand
>You buy a spray bottle to try and get her to stop
>"Hey honey, I'm making burgers, you wan-"
>"I can haz- Hey what the fuck are y- No!"

>> No.17565727
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>> No.17565738

>>17565642
>REEEE REEEEE

>> No.17565794

>>17565680
>Anon spritzes his Cheshire Waifu with weakening potion every time she memes.
>Rough assfuckings come in tandem as the Cheshire's strength leaves her body and her husband lifts her ass up to be violated.
>After a while she becomes a buttslut and anal becomes her reward for not using memes.

>> No.17565822

Does Cheshire pussy taste like lavender?

>> No.17565830

>>17565822
I'd assume it tastes like whatever their husband likes best.
Some taste like lavender, some taste like vanilla, others taste like chocolate.

>> No.17565850

>>17565830
What about ass?

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>>17565850

>> No.17565947

>>17565901
You're not answering my question though, what does big, meaty, jiggly Cheshire ass taste like?

>> No.17565952

>>17565794
>Cheshire struggles to not meme
>"Would you like a burger?"
>"I can- I mean... I would love to have a burger."
>Her butt is pounded extra hard that night

>> No.17565969

How do you celebrate your waifu's birthday?

>> No.17565970

>>17565952
Would you sit her in your lap in such a way that she's facing you and can't hide her heartpupils and ahegao as you ravage her?

>> No.17565973

>>17565970
Of course I would. I would also grope her ears and maybe pull her tail.

>> No.17565982

>>17565969
>Hellhound waifu
>Make her the biggest, juiciest steak
>Drizzle barbecue sauce over my body
>Let her eat the steak off my naked body

>> No.17566000
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17566000

Would you be surprised if Dirndl-kiki could throw back beers like an Oni?

>> No.17566012

>>17565973
Anon, you're just begging for her to kiss you all over after sex and mutter how much she loves you into your ears.

>> No.17566037

>>17566000
Nah. She'd be used to knocking back plenty.

>> No.17566048

>>17566012
All according to keikaku.

>> No.17566159

>>17566048
keikaku means plan.

>> No.17566225
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Horse pussy

>> No.17566261
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>>17566225
Front Horse Pussy

>> No.17566268

>>17566225
Vanilla centaurs simply cannot compete.
The the other species of -taurs or Centaur variants are better in many if not all aspects.
The only reason why someone would lower his standard to a regular Centaur is if he wants a basic adventuring companion to ride and have a platonic relationship with.

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>>17566225
Centaurs have really grown on me over time, especially bicorn.
>>17566261
I really appreciate KC making front pussy a thing, it's kinda silly but if it means cowgirl while holding hands is possible then I'm all for it.

Not that I wouldn't use her back one too.

>> No.17566287

>>17566270
>I really appreciate KC making front pussy a thing, it's kinda silly but if it means cowgirl while holding hands is possible then I'm all for it.

Is it wrong to suck her tits while fucking her pussy?

>Not that I wouldn't use her back one too.

The only thing wrong about this is that you can only use one at a time.

>> No.17566304

>>17566287
>Is it wrong to suck her tits while fucking her pussy?
Of course not. I wonder if a lotus-like position is possible while using her front pussy if she balances her weight right.
>The only thing wrong about this is that you can only use one at a time.
True but that goes for vaginal and anal with other girls too. The correct order with a centaur is:
>start off with front pussy for the first round
>second round is rough back pussy sex
>finishing off with the third time in either a makeshift lotus position or with her laying on her side
Variation is nice.

>> No.17566343

>>17566304
>True but that goes for vaginal and anal with other girls too. The correct order with a centaur is:
>>start off with front pussy for the first round
>>second round is rough back pussy sex
>>finishing off with the third time in either a makeshift lotus position or with her laying on her side

Gives a new meaning to 'Having the stamina of a horse'

>> No.17566386

>>17566343
In the case of a bicorn she would likely train you up to have more than enough stamina due to having a harem to take care of and in the case of regular old warrior centaurs, daily life with them would probably be great for your body too.

Nightmare can always get around the issue by taking care of things in the dream world and unicorns strike me as the type to lovingly giggle at a man's lack of stamina and cuddle him in the afterglow.

>> No.17566449

>>17566225
Why is this horsepussy hair so sexy?

>> No.17566450
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>>17565389
Medjed when?

>> No.17566464

>>17566450
Lewd.

>> No.17566470

>>17566386
>Teasing unicorn
Someones getting fisted

>> No.17566471

>>17566450
I just realized that you could get hairjobs while a girl sits on your face.

I suddenly need a kej.

>> No.17566476
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>>17566464
The ass is canonically fat.

>> No.17566503

>>17566476
Nito a cute

>> No.17566504
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>>17566470
Even if it's just light stuff?
>"ara, came so soon? it must have felt really good, ufufu~"
You wouldn't fist a poor unicorn for something like that would you?

>> No.17566511

>>17566504
Not him but I'd grab some Manticore venom to fill that horse up as payback

>> No.17566517

I want a chubby centaur with some muscle underneath to sit on my pelvis and drench my lower half in mare cum .

>> No.17566532
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17566532

Golems should have big asses and even bigger hands.

>> No.17566534

>>17566511
That's an acceptable response. Unicorns are motherly and deserve daughterus, fisting doesn't make tiny unicorns.

>> No.17566536

>>17566532
needs more dakka

>> No.17566548

>>17566532
What big hands that lava golem has.
Also in new art, more mouse porn.
http://mgewiki.com/w/File:Large_Mouse11.jpg
http://mgewiki.com/w/File:Large_Mouse12.jpg

>> No.17566586

>>17566536
War Golems are scary, utility Golems are where it's at.

>>17566548
That Large Mouse has a slutty haircut, and that Dormouse is adoptable levels of cute.
Kudos to the artist and the guy who commissioned them

>> No.17566614

>>17566450
>original thought based on thumbnail: Centaur version of blanket lady

I was disappointed.

>> No.17566623
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What kind of casual clothing would MG wear to send a message?

>> No.17566624

>>17566548
noice

>> No.17566627

>>17566623
>A popular item with monster girls is a cooking apron that says "Fuck the cook"

>> No.17566632

>update thread after 2 hours
>18 new posts
Haha damn.

>> No.17566638
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>>17566623
Something like this.
>>17566632
This has been the case for almost two years at this time of day. It's the time where people usually posted liches with "ded" and conversation only picked up if someone was alp shitposting.

>> No.17566646

>>17566632
It's the dead timezone, how new are you

>> No.17566654

>>17566638
>Anal 4"
>Vagina 6"
Is that circumference, diameter, or depth?

>> No.17566663

>>17566654
I think it's more of a "you must be this tall to ride" sort of thing.
Monster girl clothing would probably leave that part out since various potions and mamono mana can fix that anyway.

>> No.17566671

>>17566663
Ah, I see. I can see MGs custom making shirts with a line on it somewhere, and text saying 'you must be at least this tall/short to ride' to give away their preferred height, with shorter usually being for shota chasers. Not as effective on sabbath members however for obvious reasons.

>> No.17566675
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>> No.17566678

>>17566671
Sabbath clothing could use scaled silhouettes of a man and a their race to give a good idea.

>> No.17566679
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Update on the Wock, Miia, Gazer, and Anubis pic.
More details added, it's shaping up to be really nice.

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!

>> No.17566681

>>17566678
I suppose that is one solution, the actual designs of the shirts would probably determine if they're as effective however.

>> No.17566683

>>17566680
Sweet lord my dick jusr ripped my pants.

>> No.17566699

>>17566679
A lot of waifus there, group pictures are always cute.
>>17566681
Familiars and Baphos would probably have better luck by dressing conservatively and trying to pull the innocent act while being tempting.

God help the poor man who ends up looking down at a Baphomet who's smiling sweetly at him while she wears a school uniform and randoseru, passively leaking her mana to tempt him to rape her.

>> No.17566708

>>17566699
If that man headpats that Bapho, he's already lost.

>> No.17566726

>>17566679
>Anubis is part of the group now
>Not Kobold though
Kek

>> No.17566734

>>17566726
While KDF isn't the worst person in the world, he wouldn't really fall under what we would call a "waifufag"

>> No.17566741

>>17566734
No offense, but how do you define a waifufag? I mean KDF seems super autistic about his kobolds.

>> No.17566754

>>17566734
Sorry but how?

>> No.17566756

>>17566741
Plurality like that is the key reason.

>> No.17566758

>>17566708
There's many ways he could instantly lose, headpatting is one of them.

She could also seal his fate by tugging on his shirt and asking him to help her because she's lost. The moment he takes her hand to show her the way it's all over.
Baphos are crafty goats.

>> No.17566759

>>17566699
>loli jabberwock schoolgirl gets you to bring her to your house
>she gets bored waiting for you to make the first move, strips down to her underwear and asks you if you're going to molest her already

>> No.17566760

>>17566741
You get crossed off that list if you go with the bigamy or more route. Haremfagging is frowned upon and hated in waifufags groups from what I've heard.

>> No.17566765

>>17566758
Truly a cunning predator.
>>17566759
This is just cute however, but an equally effective strategy.

>> No.17566769

>>17566765
Anon you spelled cunny wrong.

>> No.17566778

>>17566760
>KDF can't even do waifufagging right
Ultra kek.

>> No.17566780

>>17566741
Polyfaggotry is pretty heavily frowned on in every waifufag place, especially daughteru fuckers. Hell KDF would be instabanned most places as soon as the daughteru stuff came out.

On a personal note, it's all about being faithful and devoting yourself to one thing.

>> No.17566798

>>17566778
Yeah. There are a few real waifufags here, but he isn't really considered one.

>> No.17566802

>>17566759
Wocks are lewd.

>> No.17566808

>>17566759
The urge to cockslap her would be too great. Would not resist destroying her asshole and making it hard to walk.

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>>17566765
>Truly a cunning predator.
The moment she snared him she would still be smiling cutely but on the inside she would be grinning like a old hunter who just lured a beast into his trap.
It's a trap I'd gladly fall for though.

>> No.17566852

>>17566586
Got plans for a War Golem to cameo in a story I'm writing. Scary is definitely what I'm going for.

>> No.17566853

>>17566765
She's the cunning predator and I'm the cunny's prey.

>> No.17566854

>>17566623
Nothing at all

>> No.17566884

>>17566765
>Truly a cunny predator
FTFY

>> No.17566885
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Flat girls are truly the best.

>> No.17566886

>>17566853
>>17566884
Kill yourselves downies.

>> No.17566903

>KDF isn't a waifufag because of his daughteru
seems a bit harsh imo.

>> No.17566907

>>17566903
He should be treated even more harshly.

>> No.17566913

>>17566907
Dude lay off him this shit had gotten out of hand

>> No.17566916

>>17566903
A waifufag loves his waifu and his waifu only. Sure, they can have a daughteru but loving her like a woman doesn't make you a waifufag.

>> No.17566918

>>17566907
KDF is a decent guy all degenerate fetishes and past mistakes aside. Give the poor fucker a break for once.

>> No.17566920

>>17566886
Oh, you're back!
You missed some cunny posters yesterday, so i thought something happened.

>> No.17566921

>>17566918
>degenerate fetishes
It's his damn right to be turned on by whatever the hell he pleases

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>>17566886

>> No.17566927

>>17566903
Some waifufags are super autistic and act like it's some exclusive gentleman's club.
No surprise that a lot of communities focused on waifus come across like a dick measuring contest over who's the most dedicated.

>> No.17566930

>>17566927
That one monster musume cosplayer made a life sized spider half
Wish I saw waifufags bit that much efforts onto things

>> No.17566933

>>17566930
if they did the portals would have been opened already

>> No.17566935

>>17566927
>an accolade generally defined by dedication to one girl despite all alternatives tends to be restricted to those dedicated to one girl
What a shocking revelation.

>> No.17566944

>KDF a good boy he dindu nuffin

>> No.17566946

>>17566944
He's made mistakes and has weird fetishes, that's for sure. All I'm saying is he seems just as dedicated as the "exclusive" waifufags if not more.

>> No.17566956

>>17566679
What I want to know is which of the like 5 Anubisfags' waifu is this?

>> No.17566959

>>17566946
This.

>> No.17566962

>>17566802
>Wocks are lewd
They just know how age gap dating works.

>> No.17566964
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I want to ask an ancient Lich what the most important thing she has ever learn in her life is.

>> No.17566967

>>17566946
>He's made some mistakes but he wuz goin' to church wuz gettin' his life back on track
Also waifufagging and bigamy are mutually exclusive.

>> No.17566970

Monster girls make me sad

>> No.17566972

>>17566956
The one that did those sookmo pics.

>> No.17566988

>>17566967
If a man was married to a woman and they had regular threesomes with another woman, the first one would still be his wife.

Seems pretty autistic to me.

>> No.17566991

>>17566988
His daughteru is hardly another woman though she's like a second mini-waifu.

>> No.17566994

>>17566988
>reeee let KDF into your secret club meanies if
If you are not satisfied with one woman then you have not found your waifu

>> No.17566997

>>17566994
>If you are not satisfied with one woman then you have not found your waifu
That's bona fide bullshit.

>> No.17567003

>>17566997
>>If you are not satisfied with one man then you have not found your husbando
>That's bona fide bullshit.

>> No.17567005

>>17566997
Not really anon, i think most people would agree that more than one waifu will ruin your laifu

>> No.17567017

>>17566994
What it's a kitsune doing that clone magic thing?

>> No.17567021

>>17567003
In a bigamy/harem scenario this has no significance.

>> No.17567022

>>17566994
This isn't really about KDF for me, I'll always take a chance to take a swing at parts of the waifu community.

>> No.17567023

>>17567017
Magic identical clones that fuse back together are obviously different to bigamy.

>> No.17567030

>>17567003
Go away tumblr.

>> No.17567034

fight
fight
fight

>> No.17567048

You guys know it's his actual irl dogs right
Like that knowledge hasn't been forgotten over the years I hope

>> No.17567051

>>17566956
Frosticle.

>> No.17567059

>>17567048
KDF doesn't have any real dogs, does he?

>> No.17567070

>>17567034
kiss
kiss
kiss

>> No.17567082

>>17567048
I don't like getting involved in this type of discussion anon, but the only pet I have is a cat.

>> No.17567093

>>17567082
See? He's not devoted enough.

>> No.17567098

>>17567082
I bet you put catnip on your dick and imagine it's your waifu giving you a paw job.

>> No.17567117

>>17567093
Not him but bestiality is not the way to get a waifu.

>> No.17567121

>>17567098
That's really messed up anon, bestiality is not the answer. Plus that'd be cheating and that's no good at all.

>> No.17567125

>>17567022
Waifufag communities are often full of insufferable pricks, but that doesn't mean you can throw standards out the window. Saying no to bigamy is a pretty reasonable standard, all things considered.

>> No.17567156

>>17567125
I feel like there's a difference between regular bigamy and incestual bigamy.

>> No.17567163

>>17567156
True. There might be some leeway if the two females share some intimacy, but I still don't know.

>> No.17567165

>>17567125
I guess
But purist are setting the bar higher and higher that some are starting to question what's the point

>> No.17567290

>>17567125
I don't think I've actually ever run into a "waifufag community" honestly. Though it's not like I've really gone looking for them.
Most waifu shit out there is actually just girl-of-the-month fap bait.

t. waifufag

>> No.17567296

>>17567156
For me, incestual bigamy is the worst of the two. You go years upon years with your wife, just you and her. Then a couple decades down the road, your daughter gets involved. It's almost as if she steals you away from your wife, as she no longer has a monogamous marriage with you, ripping it all away. Not to mention, you're depriving your daughter from having a normal childhood and life. She would be better off finding a guy her age who give her the undivided affection she deserves. With standard bigamy, the chances are, especially in the MGE setting, you're going to acquire all your wives at once as there are species that attack in groups, khepris, p'orcs, and so on, so you really don't rip that monogamous marriage away from any of them. Still, it's shitty. The girls definitely get the short end of the stick.

>> No.17567301

>>17567290
Consider yourself lucky, it's just drama piled onto drama.

>> No.17567313

You know who never gets talked about? Kappas

>> No.17567325

>>17567296
See, this mentality is a little offputting to me. As long as the girls har just as enthusiastic about being with each other as they are with you, then everything would be perfectly fine. I know that's a little into /u/ territory, but whatever.

>> No.17567336

>>17566679
Artist?

>> No.17567341

>>17567325
This. I'd only take a second wife if my first one was as enthusiastic about her as I was.

>> No.17567362

Is there anything we can talk about that isn't hating KDF?

>> No.17567364

>>17567362
But I don't hate KDF.

>> No.17567376
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17567376

>familiar maid who has to stretch and stand on stools to reach high shelves and counter tops
>pouts and tells you to let her work if you try to lift her to help
I need this in my life.
>>17567362
Post monster girls.

>> No.17567378

How did you and your waifu? What did she do to make you fall in love anon?

>> No.17567383

>>17567364
Why not!?

>> No.17567393

>>17567383
He's a nice dude and I like his fetishes.

>> No.17567408

>>17567325
Everyone being okay and happy with it doesn't make it fine.

>> No.17567414

>>17567408
I mean, yes it does.

>> No.17567428

>>17567325
>>17567341
This is why bicorns are olev for me.

>> No.17567431

>>17567408
>Everyone being satisfied doesn't mean they are satisfied

>> No.17567432

>>17567414
See some other fetishes.

>> No.17567436
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17567436

I want to get hit. Then I want her to kiss me and be claimed as her husband immediately after she hits me.

>> No.17567439

>>17567362
You could hate Beast or one of the oldfags. That's a good pastime.

>> No.17567442

>>17567436
Hitting is worse than bigamy.

>> No.17567445

>>17567408
That's stupid anon, you're stupid.

>> No.17567459

>>17567442
I like a little pain though

>> No.17567462

>>17567378
That whole Florence Nightingale thing. I was sick, and she took care of me.

>> No.17567466
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17567466

>>17567408
Shirou please go.

>> No.17567474

>>17567466
That boy ain't right.

>> No.17567476

>>17567442
It isn't.

>> No.17567507

>>17567474
So he's correct?

>> No.17567519

>>17567462
http://i.imgur.com/s3E9GIN.jpg
Nightingale, you say?

>> No.17567534

I would summon and sign a contract with a succ just for a hug.

>> No.17567541

I want to cum all over a loli familiar's paws and then force her to lick it off in front of me.

>> No.17567590

>>17567534
>just for a hug
She'll find a clause buried deep in the contract to legally switch with a Yeti and run away in reality, she wants to help her lonely Yeti friend find a partner and she put that clause in there to do just that

>> No.17567623
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17567623

We mainstream now.

>> No.17567641

>>17567623
please tell me thats not real.

>> No.17567644

>>17567641
http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Vampirina

The truth is pain. Also her dog is ugly as fuck

>> No.17567645

>>17567623
Kinda weird how they try to make kids more accepting of migrants by comparing them to blood sucking monsters...

>> No.17567649

>no big brown tropical harpy who smells like pina colada because of monmana

>> No.17567654

>>17567623
delet

>> No.17567659

>>17567649
Does she also like getting caught in the rain?

>> No.17567668

>>17567623

I mean it's probably more prevalent now thanks to the internet but stuff like Scooby Doo's Ghoul School has been around a long time.

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17567674

>>17567462
>now
What did you mean by that?

>> No.17567678
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17567678

>>17567674
We can go back even further.

>> No.17567679

>>17567674
cheap animation for cheap dolls

>> No.17567732

>>17567659
Yes.
And making love at midnight.

>> No.17567735

>>17567590
maybe she would be jealous then

>> No.17567741

>>17567649
not sure what this is a reference to

>> No.17567800
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17567800

Reminder to molest Charon every time she makes a shitty joke or pun.

>> No.17567807

>>17567800
I want a Charon-chan lookalike Dullahan!

>> No.17567814

>>17567800
who?

>> No.17567843
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17567843

>>17567814
A ghostly ferrywoman who thinks she's funny.

>> No.17567853

How long does Beast take to right?
I want to read more roulette.

>> No.17567855

>>17567853
>right
Pls stop plugging yourself, Beast.

>> No.17567859

>>17567855
I am not Beast.

>> No.17567860

>>17567800
Charon a cute, I'd kiss her every time she made a shitty pun because I love them.

>> No.17567862

>>17567853
>Betrayed by his own grammarly

>> No.17567863

>>17567860
You know she'd just step it up to get all those kisses and the puns would get even worse, right?

>> No.17567867

>>17567855
Fuck off
A single mistake does not make someone Beast.

>> No.17567876
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17567876

>>17567860
>>17567863
Even if her puns consist solely of stupid sexual euphemism?

>> No.17567879

>>17566680
She's looking a little flustered, or can fire Dragons have pink skin?

>> No.17567884

>>17567855
Beast isn't one for shilling.
I'd like to think that someone who's already in a love/hate relationship with the thread knows better than to stir shit up.

>> No.17567890

>>17567884
>Beast isn't one for shilling.
You don't know that. I used to be a very popular writefag and I always shilled myself without anyone noticing. They actually accused me of being another writefag

>> No.17567891
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17567891

>>17567863
Worse puns? That's even better.

>> No.17567913

>>17567890
Well it's either Beast shilling or he's become such a mixed bag that anything said about his stories without a prompt is shilling.
Either way, let's ignore it and give him (you)s when he actually posts some content.

>> No.17567915

>>17567890
Machineanon or Nyanon I bet.

>> No.17567923
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17567923

I want to know this new dragon girl's name.

>> No.17567927

>>17567923
>Monster girls love you

T-Thank you, that helps

>> No.17567930

>>17566680
Balrog?

>> No.17567933

>>17567923
She looks like an alternate form for Dragon- Willmarina

>> No.17567934

>>17567923
I want to date this new dragon.

>> No.17567938

>>17567934
>dating her without even knowing her name
SLUTTY

>> No.17567942
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17567942

So what happens a female friend goes traveling and comes back to you as a dragon?

>> No.17567950

>>17567942
MERE
FEMALE
FRIEND

>> No.17567960

>>17567942
>friend

thats what they all say

>> No.17567969

>>17567942
She becomes a dragon friend and you're gay if you don't date her.

>> No.17567976

>>17567969
>dragon friend
Sounds like some sort of dragon that's friendly to a town instead of going to raid it.

>> No.17567992

>>17567976
Ryus get called dragon friend a lot.

>> No.17567999
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17567999

dumb foxes

>> No.17568003

>>17567999
Foxes are anything but dumb

>> No.17568008

>>17567999
That body right there is the best.

>> No.17568013
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17568013

>>17567992
Of course they do, they're such fun lizards to be around!

>> No.17568017

>>17567976
>small cottage village in the countryside
>once a week a terribly large, scarred, muscled and fiery eyed dragon swoops into town with a dramatic heavy landing
>but rather than raising up and demolishing the town, she springs up with a "what's up people!" and a beaming smile
>it's a festival every time she shows up, and she does tricks for the children and drinks with the adults before gathering the villagers in the town square for a word of thanks and humble accepting of modest offerings for her continued protection of the town

>> No.17568020
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17568020

>>17568008
That's a slutty body, anon. Here's the best one.

>> No.17568024

>>17567741
Nothing. I just want a really big tan tropical harpy waifu.

>> No.17568032

>>17568020
>slutty
Says you

>> No.17568034

>>17568020
No, that doesn't make the dick hard.

The best one is that one, which shows that she exercises but not to the point of getting muscles to a disgusting level. Her tits are just the right size to play with and use fully while her legs are nice and big.

>> No.17568043

>>17568017
Comfy.
I like the idea of MG guardians of small villages that both advocate for and protect the villages against roaming Monstergirls. Sorta anti-corruption types that believe people should be allowed to choose.
>Dullahan guards a town on the outskirts of an undead kingdom
>Trumpart guards a town near a mirror to Wonderland
>Paladin Sea Bishop defends a coastal town
>Mindflayer protects a town near a recently fallen meteor from the void
>Ronin Ochimusha defends a town in the Zipangu hills

>> No.17568074

>>17568043
How much for that Flayer? I have a need

>> No.17568084
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17568084

>>17568074
Flayers can be pretty qt man. I've recently grown to appreciate them. Much more than I have in the past anyway.

>> No.17568088
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17568088

I love monster nuns

>> No.17568094

>>17568084
It's the predatory and sinister aura they have, that makes me just want to squeeze one and make her an honest woman.
>>17568088
Me too. I like chaos priestesses. A nice nun Flayer and Shog to have on my arms would be excellent.

>> No.17568103

>>17568094
You understand! The fact that they could just slurp out your brains and turn you into some braindead slave, but choose not to is the best part! I've always had a weakness for girls like that, and idk what it is with flayers but for me they just take the cake when it comes to girls that i'd love to romance even if it means I might get murdered if i fuck up. Their face tentacles are also cute as hell. I'd love for them to wrap them around my head whenever i hug and kiss each and every one of them.

>> No.17568104

>>17568084
That's not a monstergirl furfaggot.

>> No.17568107

>>17568088
God damn those monster girls they can't control themselves

>> No.17568109

>>17568103
>whenever I hug her*

>> No.17568110
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17568110

I wonder what this would look like with golems?

>> No.17568111
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17568111

>>17567678
Best girl.

>> No.17568134

>>17568103
Scary heart boners are the best, anon. I want a Flayer to slowly ease her tentacles into my brain and see for herself just how much I love her as I hold her tight and impregnate her in the lotus position.

>> No.17568140

>>17568110
Was there ever another Gremlin story?

>> No.17568147

>>17568134
Same! I also want her to worry and panic whenever she changes my memories or perception, even if she has my permission! I'd love to cuddle her after every we made love and convince her that my love is genuine, and not something she forced on me.

>> No.17568150

>>17568110
Reminds me of that one scene in Negima.

>> No.17568155

>>17568147
Wow my grammar is really fucking off today, jesus christ. Gotta lay off the whiskey for a little bit.

>> No.17568163
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>> No.17568165
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17568165

I really need a yakuza/mafia monster girl with a personality like yuisis. Why are mobster girls so great?

>> No.17568166

>>17568147
I just want her to panic after shuddering in orgasm and the suddenly jerking back from the afterglow to realize I'm ahegao'd and drooling and start crying thinking she's accidentally lobotomized me, only to cry even harder with joy when it turns out having her tentacles buzz the deepest reaches of my brain just made me cum that hard.

>> No.17568170

>>17568103
It's probably safe to say we are attracted to the danger. A Mindflayer is both obviously threatening and otherworldly, so they are just the cutest.

>> No.17568171

>>17562710
Never. Not even if it was just me and them at the heat death of the universe.

>> No.17568172

>>17568110
That's really hot. I want to help a Gremlin tinker on an Automaton until her systems are overloaded with pleasure.

>> No.17568179

>>17568166
It'd be the best once she learns it ok to be herself and occasionally flay me a little bit as we fuck. I wouldn't mind sacrificing a few cells every here and there for a loving, concerned flayer wife who helps me recover from getting tentacled so hard I go unconscious. I also would want to get to the point where I fuck her silly too! I don't want to be the only one who aheago's when we fuck.

>>17568170
That might be it. Though i find the otherworldy part more attractive than the dangerous part.

>> No.17568182

>>17568172
I hope you're ready to wake up with a Gremlin cuddled up next to you and an Automaton passed out with your dick in her mouth.

>> No.17568184

>>17568172
I want the Gremlin to wear a female condom that transfers the feeling of being fucked to the automaton while she watches me pound her creator.

>> No.17568185 [DELETED] 

>It's another episode of a shit writer bitching in a circlejerk

>> No.17568193
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17568193

what outfit would you like to see your favorite monster in?

>> No.17568195
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17568195

>>17567378
I was having a discussion with the manager of a Tricoromille shop she worked in as security, she slapped me across the face. I instantly got horny and asked her to give me a another one, she complied and turned me on evern more. She got horny over me being horny about that, rather than crying like a bitch, like everyone else she gets rough with. We began to make out, had hot sex and got married.

>> No.17568197

>>17568193
Dress shirt and pencil skirt.

>> No.17568204
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17568204

>>17568179
>i find the otherworldy part more attractive than the dangerous part.
That's it, man.

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17568208

>>17568193
I already did

>> No.17568215

>>17568184
>"Ah! Anh! How's it feel? It's great isn't it? You might be tall but I based your pussy off mine so he's really stretching it isn't he? If you stop being such a troublemaker I'll let you taste it directly! I'll even let you have him cum inside!"

>> No.17568219

>>17568193
thigh-high stockings, high heels, large and wide-brimmed wizard hat

>> No.17568221

>>17568204
I also don't like the idea of becoming a squid-kid. But its pretty easy to just headcannon that little tid-bit out. After all, the most important part of any fantasy is that you enjoy it right?

>> No.17568229 [DELETED] 

>>17568221
that's true anon
isn't gonna save you from a shitstorm if you post headcanon

>> No.17568232

>>17568193
Sling Bikini.

>> No.17568234 [DELETED] 

>>17568185
Who?
This threads been' pretty chill.

>> No.17568235 [DELETED] 

>>17568229
Ay, but thats why I don't post my opinions often here.

>> No.17568242 [DELETED] 

>>17568235
That's because this place is dogshit.

>> No.17568243

>>17568193
Cargo pants and vest

>> No.17568250 [DELETED] 

>>17568242
Sometimes, not all the time though! When people aren't focused on dealing with the latest shitposting sometimes you can have decent convos or see decent ideas/greentexts.

>> No.17568253

>>17568221
Meh, I personally have never seen what the big deal was anyway. Plenty of things can shapeshift in the setting already.

>> No.17568254 [DELETED] 

>>17568250
>Sometimes
All the fucking time.

>> No.17568258 [DELETED] 

>>17568185
What?

>> No.17568260 [DELETED] 

>>17568242
not as dogshit as most MG image boards

>> No.17568262 [DELETED] 

>>17568253
I feel ya m8. There are buncha different strokes for different yokes. I'd totally try hundreds of different wonderland drugs/other concoctions from black mages and shit, but a bunch of other anons would avoid that shit like the plague. Doesn't mean that my tastes or worse or not, so long as everyone has a good time!

>>17568254
It does feel like that sometimes, but again, thats why I don't post often.

Also i got the same fucking captcha of a black car in the bottom left corner four times in a row. Fuckin ell.

>>17568260
True as well. I may find some people here annoying ,but its better than finding every single poster in a board annoying!

>> No.17568264 [DELETED] 

>>17568260
Yes it is. Everything here can spark an argument.

>> No.17568270 [DELETED] 

>>17568264
>not AS dogshit
learn to read

>> No.17568280 [DELETED] 

>>17568270
It IS as dogshit as the others, if not more.

>> No.17568282 [DELETED] 

Don't respond to it.

>> No.17568284 [DELETED] 

>>17568280
you haven't been on the others then cuz most are leagues behind the quality of this board.
and that's like saying they smell worse then a septic tank

>> No.17568312
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17568312

How about we talk about shirohebi?
Ye haven't had much talk about yan snake for quite some time.

I had this idea of a shirohebi getting attached to a man and trying to track him down despite her lack of knowing English and people skills

>> No.17568317

>>17568312
They're pretty boring, IMO.

>> No.17568328
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17568328

Is it too fan fictionish to imagine an alt universe where kuro was born as a baphomet?

Either way I don't care, she's way too hot.

>> No.17568332

>>17568317
You're boring. They're second best snakes.

>> No.17568342

>>17568312
>shirohebi asking about her beloved in broken english.
Fun idea.

>> No.17568344

>>17568312
Yan snakes changing their hair color and clothes to approach their target

>> No.17568347

>>17568332
Well you're entitled to your opinion, but I'd never consider doing OC outside of maybe a greentext of one in the shitpost context. Basilisks and Medusae are just personally more interesting but you know what. It's fine, because there's different tastes for different people.

>> No.17568352
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17568352

Would you buy?

>> No.17568354

>>17568328
isn';t she like a homunculus or something?

>> No.17568359

>>17568354
Deeper. She's a card wearing the reflection of a homunculus.

>> No.17568360

>>17568352
Does he actually take her?

>> No.17568369

>>17568359
I dont really bother to follow all the convulted stuff from fate,
but she isn't human right?

>> No.17568372

>>17568360
Sadly no, he outright turns her down over "cute" abless girls.

>> No.17568373

>>17568352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdWNCoTkgE4

>> No.17568378

>>17568372
*absless.

>> No.17568379

>>17568372
What a fag

>> No.17568385

>>17568369
based on what I told you, does she sound human to you?

>> No.17568389

>>17568354
Technically, typemoon wiki classes her as a human but she's Illya's sealed memories forming a second personality and leaking, being given a body due to magic bullshit.
A bapho version of her, or even a baphomet with a similar personality and appearance would be instant wife material for me though. Nasu's a hack writer but the girls in his work are always so cute.

>> No.17568391
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17568391

Dragons are one thing.
But what about the legendary ones you have to clime to the summit of great mountains just to meet?

>> No.17568398

Did Latenight's imgur gallery get deleted?
It's gone for me.

>> No.17568403

>>17568398
He said he was tired of drawing MGs and decided to leave the community. RIP

>> No.17568404

>>17568398
that silly guy deleted it on accident. status pending

>> No.17568405

>>17568398
He deleted it by accident and is making a new one

>> No.17568408
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17568408

>>17568379
Yeah, he even states something like "I dont care about her fighting abilities, I just want her to be cute."

"cute" of course being, without muscle.

>> No.17568412

>>17568312
>yan snake
They arent yan tho

>> No.17568414

>>17568398
>>17568404
>>17568405
He's got a new one up already: https://imgur.com/a/Le3Vc

>> No.17568418

>>17568398
He pulled a .less.

>> No.17568419

>>17568414
Thanks anon

>> No.17568424

>>17568412
Not really no, but they are more clingy and jealous when compared to the other lamia.

>> No.17568426

>>17568403
Didn't some guy actually do that?

>> No.17568428

>>17568418
What did .less do?

>> No.17568430

>>17568391
>Entire regions fear the legendary dragon of legends who resides at the summit.
>Meanwhile, Miss Lengendary is lonely
>"How come nobody visits me?"

>> No.17568433

So what soubds better.
>satyros drunk sex
Or
>oni drunk sex

>> No.17568437

>>17568433
Sounds*
Fuck

>> No.17568438

>>17568433
>satyros drunk sex
Way better. Those horns were made be be grabbed during a drunk blowjob.

>> No.17568441

>>17568433
I have to go with the former, if only for the delightful sounds of her bleating mid-coitus.

>>17568437
>Fuck Sounds
Also fun.

>> No.17568446
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Love your daughters.

>> No.17568449

>>17568430
I would like to see a CC dragon finally get a visitor
Eithe she will pull the poweful and gracefull act
Or she will have bed hair and be in her underwear due to lazing about all day.

>> No.17568458
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>>17568446
Forever and always.

>> No.17568472

>>17568428
Ages ago he got drunk and accidentally deleted his tumblr gallery.
>>17568433
Satyros, imagine it being more lovey dovey and less intense.

>> No.17568485

>>17568446
I am undeserving of a waifu or daughteru.

>> No.17568521
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>>17568354
She's a filthy Faker.

>> No.17568524

>>17568352
Wow, she's a big girl isn't she?

>> No.17568531

>>17568524
uuuu

>> No.17568533
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Reminder to not attack Monster Girls that are several levels above you.

>> No.17568537

>>17567969
>>17567992
>dragon friend
Sugoi!

>> No.17568538

>>17568408
She may seem stoic but inside her heart is breaking because no one finds her cute.

>> No.17568544

>>17568538
You'd need to be patient with her. She's a proud Dragonewt Warrior, not a slave to some Human.

>> No.17568552

>Being a young Amazon, living day after day learning the arts of war and human boy husbandry
>Most of your instructors are women, but there's one exception
>Your weapons teacher is a human man unlike any you'd seen before, not that the house-husbands of the village are much to go by
>His back is massive, with powerfully knotted muscles on his arms and legs with a barrel chest. A mane of black and silver hair tied into a large ponytail, with a matching beard.
>His eyes weary and sad, but full of knowledge
>According to your mother, he's one of the Myrmidons, but she clams up when you press it into her
"Your form's off."
>There's the pain of his wooden pole smacking into your thigh
"Don't think, watch my movements and counter-react."
>Smack, smack smack. You're getting more frustrated as the lesson goes on. He's reading you like an open book.
>Your mother is shaking her head with disappointment. How can you be expected to find your own husband if you can't even take down an old man?
>Let out an inarticulate yell, aiming right for his groin as you swing upwards. To hell with honor!
"ENOUGH!"
>His fist is clenched as he backhands you into the dirt, drawing blood from your lips, the yard suddenly silent as the gravity of what just happened sinks in. A man had... struck a woman...
>The fire dims from his eyes as he helps you to your feet, wiping away the caking blood. That familiar distance and sadness in those deep brown pools
>You never realized how much he smelled like an animal, the scars on his chest of three lines making you imagine the beast that gave them to him
"Enough for today, go clean up and let your mothers know to help you with your swordsmanship."
>As your mother is worrying about you fighting dirty, you notice there's no daughter or wife for your teacher, just the animal pelts draped around his back and midriff
>How utterly strange, a man-folk who's completely alone in your village

>> No.17568555

>>17568408
mario?

>> No.17568567

>>17568552
Do you really need to force it into the only role reversal mg society?

>> No.17568573

>>17568521
I'd get filthy with her alright.

>> No.17568592

>>17568544
Nah, unlike tsundere muscleless knight. Im pretty sure she would be eager and overjoyed to get sexual with mastah.

Imagine all those buyers passing her over not being "cutie". Then you finally buy her and she finds out that you want her not as a warrior, but as a woman and wife and that to you all "cuties" are worthless compared to her.

>> No.17568596

>>17568552
Is he wearing the skin of his wife and child? Pretty fucked up dude.

>> No.17568602

>>17568596
They're just animal pelts. It was gonna be an attempt at a healing story but fuck it.

>> No.17568615

>>17568592
Then at night she pushes you into your bed and declares she's going to give you strong daughters.

>> No.17568622

>>17568615
>please... be gentle.

>> No.17568632

>>17568615
Only if she whispers to my ear she is going to protect me and declare herself as my bodyguard.

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>>17568163
Might I be able to trouble you for the source of this?

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>> No.17568680

>>17568674
Don't know it and even if I did i'm a stingy, whiny cunt.

>> No.17568688

>>17568674
>master1200
>>17568679
You're late to the party.

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17568762

>tfw there are very few multi-arm girls
Four arms are way better than just two.

>> No.17568766

>>17568762
I want to kiss their cheeks.

>> No.17568780

At an impasse as to what to write since it mostly involves monsterization

>> No.17568781
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17568781

I wanna marry the noble hoarse
That is all

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>>17568762
Six arms are better than four!

>> No.17568789

>>17568783
Back!
Back to the Retconnian with you!

>> No.17568790

>>17568781
She's a huge perv though

>> No.17568792 [DELETED] 

>>17568781
Literally the product of cuckoldry.

>> No.17568804
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>>17568790
That's the best kind of noble
You only fan the flames of my desire

>> No.17568816

>>17568790
Chivalrous perverts are the best kind.
It's what I'd want in a centaur, ochi, or kunoichi.

>> No.17568817

Can Wyverns be prismatic? I want a big shiny rainbow waifu.

>> No.17568820

>>17568781
stay the course
marry the horse

>> No.17568829

>>17568816
My fucking nigga
It's why she's absolute best
>>17568820
Thank you sir
I'll do it for her

>> No.17568831
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17568831

>when you call a pineapple cute

>> No.17568832 [DELETED] 

>>17568792
Does it even still count of her 'husband' is a shitty monsterboy? Because I don't think it does.

>> No.17568838

>>17568816
>that everyday outward prudeness that just melts away instantly the second you indicate any sort of advance towards her leaving her practically ripping her clothes open for her lord to use, facial expression elated and begging with her eyes to be used and ravaged by him
It's a sublime, serene thing

>> No.17568851

>>17568831
My waifu makes cute sounds when I use a pineapple!

>> No.17568854
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>>17568781
I want to be saved by the friendly reindeer

>> No.17568855
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>>17568851
Wait a minute

>> No.17568859

>>17568851
>when I use a pineapple
w-what?

>> No.17568863

>>17568781
Stay faithful to her anon!

>> No.17568874
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>>17568863
Four years running anon.

>> No.17568875

Like ogres are like onions, Dragon girls are like pineapples. Beautiful yet prickly on the outside, sweet and golden on the inside.

>> No.17568880

>>17568875
I like it, anon.

>> No.17568902

>>17568874
its already been that long?

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>> No.17568918

>>17568902
That's the earliest I saw her, first year of EMG being published.

>> No.17568955

>>17568875
>tfw no green oni-on gf to tease with shrek jokes

>> No.17568961

>>17568829
Yep.
Nothing better than her carrying you on her back and getting all hot and bothered when she imagines all the thing she could do with you.

>>17568838
That she is.

>> No.17568962

>>17568446
physically

>> No.17568968

>>17568855
>>17568859
She's a Werebat!
She loves pineapple<3

What did you think I meant?

>> No.17568972
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>>17568446
All of them?

>> No.17568976

>>17568955
>green oni
>shrek

Literally MGE Ogre

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>>17568968
><3

>> No.17568983

>>17568961
I bet parading through town while riding her in full regalia leaves her a soaking moist mess underneath all of her armor as she thinks of how noble and regal the two of you must look together.
She'd be in immense heat the second you get any alone time and need you to at least use her breasts to your heart's content at the VERY least.

>> No.17568999

>>17568983
You know it.

She'd want you to use every bit of her.

Filling her up till she's as filled with your seed as her heart is filled with loyalty

>> No.17569018

>>17568999
So overflowing? Full to bursting? I'd accept happily.
Long adventures across the land with her must take quite a bite longer than for most, as extra time must be spent every night satisfying our urges, requiring extra sleep time to recover.

>> No.17569023

>>17568905
That's a plump reptile.

>> No.17569026

>>17569018
You can either satiate her each evening or hold off until the quest is done, although you may end up doing a month long sex marathon with her

>> No.17569027

>>17568972
Every last one.

>> No.17569036

>>17568905
I want to hold her hand. Both of them.

>> No.17569038

>>17568979
My waifu is super cute when I feed her fruit, and pineapples are her favorite. She also likes melons.

She's awfully shy when the lights are on, so I like giving her pieces of fruit to suck on so she will be less nervous.

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>>17569026
>Month long quest into the wildlands with Noble/pervert centaur wife
>Abstain from sex the whole time as the mission is of utmost importance
>When marching back into town to the cheers and adoration of the populace, they notice she's positively weak in the needs and staggering to walk forward, looking immensely strained
>They all applaud her thinking that she must have fought so hard as to nearly collapse to complete the quest
>In reality she's so horny her womb is throbbing painfully and under her helmet she's literally frothing at the bit to jump her husband immediately upon the quest's official end

>> No.17569048

>>17569039
She will pin you down and milk you till she, quite literally, cannot hold anymore.

>> No.17569061
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17569061

A little sketch commission of my waifu finished today! It's just of what I've imagined her looking like on our wedding day!

>> No.17569063

>>17569048
I'd expect no less from my passionate, noble wife.

>> No.17569064

>>17569061
She's got a booger

>> No.17569065

>>17569063
It's all fun and games till she's pregnant with five kids.

>> No.17569066

>>17568979
Cut him a bit of a break anon. Seems like he's totally under his Waifu's spell.

>> No.17569070

>>17569061
The enticement of exposed shoulders.

>> No.17569072

>>17569061
Wedding gown pictures are always great to see.

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>>17569065

>> No.17569075

>>17569065
You fool, you FOOL! That's exactly what I want!
>>17569074
Perfection!

>> No.17569078

>>17569027
That's a lot of meat for so many growing Wendigos, we'd have to clean out the local butcher every week

>> No.17569079

>>17569074
Cute.

>>17569075
Despite what she may say, adventuring isn't possible with that many daughterus in her.

>> No.17569082

>>17569079
Then I would transition into making her life as comfortable as humanly and magically possible. In any way that I can. Only the best to bring her comfort.

>> No.17569085

>>17569082
Well, I guess your life is keeping her pregnant so you can have many strong heirs for he clan.

Good thing you get rich as fuck as a successful adventurer.

>> No.17569089
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How would a dragon respond to a guy showing up in full hunter gear on her mountain?

>> No.17569093
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>>17569072
I agree. There's something so nice about seeing a girl on one of the most special days of her life.

>> No.17569095
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>>17569085
>Rich nobleman in a big chateau with a loving Cerea wife to dote on and be doted on by, have and hold and just be together, and a dozen children to carry on our legacy
The word comfy means something different for everyone. This is what it means for me.

>> No.17569107

>>17569095
That it would be.
Noblewomen worth impregnating a great many times.

>> No.17569111
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>>17568193
Firefighter outfit

>> No.17569128

>>17569089
Lots of roaring, explosions, and map-covering AoE attacks. Hunters are known to like it rough.

>> No.17569129

>>17569111
My goal would be to get a shortstack helllhound heavily pregnant

>> No.17569134
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>>17568193
Some ornate, extremely skimpy armor that somehow provides better protection than full plate mail.

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>>17569129
I'd prefer a pear.

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>>17569128
I want a masochistic dragon who likes it when I break her parts

>> No.17569146

>>17569139
Nothing wrong with that.
Really good for 'hot dogging' isn't she.

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>>17569139
I prefer big and beefy

>> No.17569162

>>17569153
Wolf Pack!

>> No.17569167

>>17569153
Big and beefy is for breeding.

>> No.17569171
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>>17568193
Wedding dress, since she wasn't part of the big wedding dress commission group

>> No.17569172

>>17569082
You wouldn't do any of that because SHE DOESN'T EXIST you dumb mongoloid! Have fun.

>> No.17569177

>>17569171
Wouldn't mind seeing some mousegirls in wedding dresses either.

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>>17569140
>Elder Dragons and their mate like it rough
>Their sex is almost as rough as the old days when the dragons were actually hunted
>Now, the hunt is foreplay for them
>They still have to go to their old mountaintop battlefields to avoid excessive property damage
>Breaking away away scale and armor, viloently having their way with each other until their partner flips it around
>Eventually the 'fighting' gives way to passionate borderline hatesex
>Lots of biting, scratching, pulling, and spanking
>Once they both give out, everything's a mess
>The area has been utterly levelled, the Hunter's armor is in tatters, and several parts of the dragon have been broken off
>Then they spend a few weeks nursing each other back to health and cuddling before doing it all over again

>> No.17569181

>>17569171
wedding dress commission group?

>> No.17569193

>>17569095
Goodness! Look at those knockers!

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>>17569193
titanic ta-tas are just one of many reasons horse is best.

>> No.17569209

>>17569181
Ace commissioned a bunch of different MGs in wedding dresses https://twitter.com/raijupats

>> No.17569211

>>17569178
>Anon is working out with a friend when they ask him about the large scar across his stomach
>"Oh, that? That's from when my wife and I conceived our first daughter."
>turns around and shows two similar scars on his back
>"Twins."
>his friend is a bit concerned, but he reassures them
>"You should see my wife's. She's so proud of them, she wears clothes that show off those parts of her body."

>> No.17569213

All these horny Monstergirls around me, trying to forcefully mate with me.

And all I want to do is ride my bicycle.

>> No.17569215

Consider the following: Siberian White Horns

>> No.17569220

>>17569213
They just want to go for a ride too, anon.

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>>17569193
>>17569199
She is truly literal perfection.

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>>17569215
Those White Horns will have to be even more bundled up than normal, having a White Horn asking you questions in Russian muffled by the scarf over her mouth would be scary

>> No.17569233

>>17569199
>>17569228
Blushy Blushy

>> No.17569235

>>17569211
Just imagine the look on their daughter's face when she starts asking what all the scars are from. The old ones will have epic tales of when hunters and other dragons failed to challenge her, and then all the newer ones will just be variations on when they were fucking.
>'This one was from our honeymoon. That one was really rough. Your father was still in his prime; full of stamina, and damn did he know how to use that massive blade. And I'm not just talking about his weapon.~'
>'MOOOOM!!! Jeez, I don't need to hear this!'
>'Do you want to see the one from when we made you? Now THAT was a fun fight.'
>'EEEEWWWWW!'

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>>17569233
Best blush.
Best bust.
Best tush.

>> No.17569240

>>17569095
But wouldn't be cuter to be a humble mage married to a rich noblewoman adventurer?

>> No.17569241

>>17569237
Cerea ass is canonically the only one fat enough to get caught in doors.

>> No.17569242

>>17569231
Why are there no maple leaf White Horns?

>> No.17569245

>>17569240
How about a humble mage married to a rich noblewoman adventurer that's really a demon?

>> No.17569248

>>17569240
That's also definitely a great option.
Actually, there's a ton of combinations. Being a sneaky rogue while she's a tanky knight, being a merchant that she defends on the road, being a skilled knight along with her, being a rival that has love bloom on the battlefield with her. Its all good.
>>17569241
And ain't it just grand for it?

>> No.17569256

>>17569231
>Those White Horns will have to be even more bundled up than normal, having a White Horn asking you questions in Russian muffled by the scarf over her mouth would be scary
Imagine being hunted by a Siberian white horn. You'd get hit with a tranquilizer dart and carried off to her cabin without even seeing her.

>> No.17569258

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that jinko tummies in the solar cells and that she was not merely napping in the sun.

>> No.17569260

>>17569231
Would Siberian White Horns be extra shaggy?

>> No.17569261

>>17569140
That monster looks so fucking cute. I want to cover her in cum and make her a cum agnaktor.

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>>17569209
Oh he did pic related. I was gonna say, I would have commissioned for a Hellhound in a wedding dress.

>> No.17569276

>>17569215
The Ice Queens of that region must be extra jaded.

No man has ever got close to her in millennia.

>> No.17569277

>>17569276
Siberian Ice Queens are harder to thaw than the ice of their lands. But worth the effort

>> No.17569278

>>17569260
Of course, and they'll need lots of shampoo and brushing from you to stay looking sharp

>> No.17569284

>>17569277
You're probably right, but I'll stick to the Canadian ones.

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>>17569278
What's the point if she's just gonna ruin it when she goes out hunting?

>> No.17569297

>>17569287
She's still a /fa/ deer, anon. It doesn't matter what she's doing, she will want to look her best. Besides, leaving all that dirt and gunk in there isn't healthy.

Helping to wash her is also great bonding time.

>> No.17569303

>>17569237
I shouldn't be turned on by this, r-right?

>> No.17569305

>>17569287
Can't go hunting looking like a slob, she needs to wear her cutest parka and scarf too, she'll have so many sparkles that Pally and Cupid will be jealous!

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>>17569303
Whatever do you mean, anon?

>> No.17569336

>>17569303
Anon likes horse booty!

>> No.17569339

>>17569303
Spats are naturally sexy, multiplying in sexiness based on how big the ass squeezed into them is. And Cerea has ass for days.

>> No.17569342

>>17569303
anon, if monstergirls crossed over irl most would freak me the heck out,
I'd run in terror from a lamia or faint from a arachnid,
a centuar however would be an exception to this
I would bee line toward one and try to woo her.

>> No.17569345

>>17569303
Cerea's ass is truly magical. Accept it anon.
Ignore the haters.

>> No.17569349

>>17569303
>>17569336
>>17569339
>>17569342
>>17569345
MY FRIENDS
MY COUNTRYMEN
Cerea love~

>> No.17569358

>>17569342
And just think of the utility!
Think of the gas mileage saved!
Think of getting to casually fondle massive centaur titties on the ride home from work!

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>>17569358
The real question is, does she encourage you to do it or would she pretend that she doesn't like it?

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>>17568414
Going back through these makes me realize that I don't remember the stories for most of them. Hard to believe how many years it's been.

Anyone remember the story behind Kikki Banks?

>> No.17569369

>>17569235
Oh, I would embarrass the fuck outta my dragon daughterus by talking about my scars
>walk in on your wife telling them about her scars
>"Ah, I remember that one. That was the same night you did this."
>you pull down your collar and show some puncture wounds from when she bit you on your shoulder
>pulling up your shirt, you ask her if she remembers the scar on your left pec
>"How could I forget? That was the day your father and I first met. He wouldn't even let me run away. I...haa~ Girls, your father and I are gonna go for a hike~"
>your daughters know full well what a hike entails

>> No.17569375

>>17569365
She'd speak the second while pushing her body in such ways to indicate how much she wants the first.
To the point where her blouse would shoot off a button from her desperately pushing her chest out so much for ripe groping.
And once you start she'd lose all pretense of not enjoying it and just coo and moan as she feels her titflesh jiggle between your mashing fingers.
God damn I love this girl fuckin a

>> No.17569437

>>17569369
>Head up to your chest
>Stock up on your supplies for the trip
>First the basics: mega potions, well-done steaks, mega dash juices, armorskins, demon drugs, an ancient potion
>You pick up a shock trap for some... creative applications, as well as some large bombs
>You look through your armory, trying to pick the right weapon
>Dual blades for some frisky cat-and-mouse play, or do I bring the lance if she wants to get really rough?
>Settle on your trusty great sword
>For armor, you pick something special out
>The two of you have fought so much, you've managed to make a whole set from her parts
>You step outside to meet her
>She takes one look at you before licking her lips
>Her whole body is trembling,and she's fighting back every urge not to rip you out of that armor on the spot
>'Oooh, you naughty boy.~'
>'I thought you might like it.'
>Before you head out, there's the matter of the kids.
>You call up a guy who owes you a favor
>'Yo! Long time no ceadus, bro!'
>'Hey, I need you to watch the girls for the weekend. The wife and I are, uhh... going on a hike.'
>'You going to get some of that sweet astalos? No problem, man!'

>> No.17569472
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おねえサーバル

>> No.17569482

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64746533

More Mice!

>> No.17569491
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Dragalps!

>> No.17569494

>>17569482
Cute!
>>17569491
What about them?

>> No.17569496

>>17569472
I want to show Onee-Serval how humans tanoshii.

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>>17569494
They exist to be bullied by alraune.

>> No.17569501

>>17569472
I can't tell, is that a leopard or a fox with a fetish for spots? Regardless, god damn her titty game on point.

>> No.17569511

>>17569482
That's lewd!

>> No.17569513

>>17569501
>he doesn't know about best cat

>> No.17569514

>>17569511
>>17569494
Mice are the fuckin cutest, and the lewdest!

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Element spirits are nice.

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>>17569514
Don't you think I know that?

>> No.17569568

>>17569482
Are these your mice anon? Do they have names?

>> No.17569575

>>17568408
What is the source on this? Image search yielding chinese moonrunes.

>> No.17569576 [DELETED] 

>>17569568
[Spoiler] I feel my autism levels rise as i type this out but yes, Vellu and Dellu. Another one is in the works with the name Nel. [/spoiler]

>>17569560
I just like saying it is all m8! Glad you appreciate them as well.

>> No.17569582

>>17569576
Which one is which? Are they waifus?

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>>17569491
>>17569498
Gonna convince them that this more revealing bikini actually gives a bigger armor bonus.

>> No.17569589

>>17569568
Yes, Vellu and Dellu. Third one who hasn't been drawn yet is named Nel.

>>17569560
I'm glad you appreciate mice as well! By far my favorite family of monstergirls.

>>17569582
Yes they are waifus. Vellu is the large mouse, Dellu the dormouse. Nel is an extra-large mouse.

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