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Meidos are OLEV

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.17665814
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17665814

Monster girls are for dates, not hunts.

Do not throw paintballs at them.

>> No.17666527

The moths are upping their game.
https://imgur.com/gallery/Pv6wsDG
That is god damn stunning.

>> No.17666538

>>17665789
Do Kikis prefer slob masters they can clean up, neat masters they can dote on, or seemingly near masters with dirty little secrets?

>> No.17666564

>>17666538
Salt of the earth mastahs who come home sweaty and a bit dirty after an honest day's labor.

>> No.17666614

>>17665814
You don't know what we're in to, don't kinkshame us.

>> No.17666622

>>17666614
>he wants people to be able to track his waifu

>> No.17666643

Would you agree if your waifu wanted to do an ass pillow on you?

>> No.17666655

>>17666643
But my ass is gross. Why would she want to lie down on it?

>> No.17666661

>>17666643
Seems rather lazy for a Kiki, but I suppose it would be a fair trade for all the lap pillows she seems to offer.

>> No.17666672

>>17666643
I guess if she really wants to?

>> No.17666677 [DELETED] 

>>17666655
Damn. Sorry I wasted them.
Will >>17777777 grant us waifus?

>> No.17666863

Think of your local college, high school or professional sports mascot. Now imagine a monsterized version of it. Post results.
>ASU is now full of Sabbath loving imp dickers.
>Miami gets sporty marlin mermaids

>> No.17666870

>>17666863
Miami is a pelican dude, Also what the fuck do seminoles become?

>> No.17666876

>>17666863
But I am not a burger

>> No.17666895

>>17666876
Don’t you have any logos with animals or something to monsterize?

>> No.17666909

>>17666870
I meant the baseball team. I guess the seminoles might be analogous Amazonian or maybe Alps?

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>>17666863
>high school becomes a crusader monastery overnight

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>> No.17667291

>>17666988
Looks like 4chan fucked up again.

>> No.17667293

>>17667271
>Tanuki Rules of acquisition #26-B: The price for coming inside is marriage!
These rules are just a glorified way to get a husband aren't they?

>> No.17667294
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17667294

I want to be kidnapped by a Vampire

>> No.17667295

>>17666863
>Cows get 2 versions.
>A holst for cheering them on and sympathy
>A mino for brut tenacity and showing dominance

>> No.17667311

>>17667294
I want to make myself the most tempting target for vampires to abduct but get frustrated when I get completely ignored by them.

>> No.17667312

>>17667294
That outfit makes me think she disguised herself as a nun to get you to lower your guard. Imagine how long she must have played you like a piano to get you to be completely defenseless for the incapacitating bite.
>"When was I corrupted? Anon, darling I was always a Vampire. From the very moment you met me I was a Vampire."
>"Does it sting? Knowing that the girl who listened to you, who comforted you when you were sad and listened to every single one of your confessionals was never pure? Was never holy? Was always a naughty monster after your blood and your cock? Oh don't worry my beloved anon, that pain will fade away soon."
>"Now then, where would you like to cum first as I ravage you? My tits? My ass? My mouth, or perhaps my pussy? I'm going to rape you with every inch of my perfect body so it doesn't matter in the end."

>> No.17667331

>>17667293
Yep, just like Rule #62: There's nothing that exists that can't be bought with your body.

>> No.17667336

I would like to see a minotaur and hakutaku teacher team

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>>17667336
I'll take an intense Minotaur P.E. Teacher please.

>> No.17667351

>>17666527
tzch

>> No.17667364

>>17666527
Mosura ya!

Mosura!

>> No.17667371
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Don't forget to take your wolfu for lots of walkies!

>> No.17667378

>>17667371
Do men with Canine waifus congregate at dog parks?

>> No.17667379

>>17667348
But anon, she might get so into it that she ends up making you her fuck buddy.
And by that I mean her husband.
She's gonna show you how she can apply her keg chugging skill from college in a lewd context.

>> No.17667386

>>17667378
Yes, but the ones like fox and tanuki just come to laugh at the other bitches.

>> No.17667398

>tfw no overly aggressive Manticore waifu who takes it to far and dislocates your shoulder during a sparring match.
>She will never aggressively ride you while popping your arm back in place so you can hold her close.
>It should hurt but instead it feels so relieving and now you can focus on the monster on top of you.

>> No.17667414

https://imgur.com/a/giY00
>TFW Tanuki sisters will never be this happy to see you

>> No.17667415
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>get adopted by elf queen after getting completely lost in the woods
>you soon learn that behind the regal appearance she puts on for others is an extremely lascivious momster
>she has the royal chefs add a special mixture of plants into your meals that over the next couple of weeks causes your dick to swell and ramps up your semen production
>she starts finding ways she can milk you throughout the day, whether it's using you as a dick throne on her actual throne, anal as she waves to all her subject from a high balcony, or sloppy blowjobs in the royal bath
>and her perversion doesn't just stop at having frequent sex with you
>your dick is large enough to make sure not a drop of seed dribbles out of any of her holes, and once an orifice reaches maximum capacity, she plugs herself up
>by the end of the day, she's so stuffed with your baby batter that she looks like she could birth five elves any moment
>when you wake up in the morning her body will somehow have absorbed it all and she'll be ready to do it all again today, looking ever so radiant
Good thing this will never happen because elf queens are such pure, loving (but not in a lewd way) momsters, right? Right?

>> No.17667418

>>17667414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dISuBAGxw4w

>> No.17667427

>>17667415
>Right?
Let's put it this way anon, You're underestimating her depravity.
Any time she has a public appearance she'll have you secretly fucking her and whenever she doesn't she'll be raping you in her bedchambers.
To her, any moment not spent on top of you milking you dry with her lewd body is wasted. Her servants will feed you as she rapes you and you'll be an incubus within a few hours.
Expect her to make you cum nearly nonstop all day long.

>> No.17667431
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>>17667312
Some Vampires become really doting on their bloodbags after they turn into Incubi.

>> No.17667435

>>17667431
All anon has to do is take the leap and give in to temptation though.
Then he'll wake up in a comfy padded coffin with warm blankets on his body and a smiling vampire cuddling him.

>> No.17667441

>Leviticus 18:23
>Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile >thyself therewith:

>> No.17667443

>>17667441
>Quoting the bible at us expecting it to do fucking anything.
God has no power here.

>> No.17667452
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>>17667441
So, it's ok not to lie with beastly 3DPD, but entirely acceptable to lie with wholesome and loving waifus? I'm ok with that, YHWH.

>> No.17667462

>>17667431
I really dislike MGE vampires for that reason. I would sooner throw a fight against a blue slime before I become a bloodbag.

>> No.17667464

>>17667427
Will she at least say sweet things while she rapes me, like "Do your best to come a lot," and "You really made me come hard. I'm so proud of you."

>> No.17667468

>>17667464
Yes. There'll also be a lot of noise since she's a screamer.

>> No.17667469

>>17667441
the bible also had
>women that raped their dad to have children
jews exploiting circumcision to go on a vengance filled murderspree
>moses killing 300 people right after he got the 10 commandments
>David commits NTR after becoming king
>and a guy that gets kill by a lion because a priest came up to him and said "hit me!" and he said no .
Fuck the bible

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>>17667469
What would a dark mage's bible be like?
Sex related miracles?
Perverted bible tales?
A succubus capable of turning water into prisoner fruit wine?
MGE moses parting a undine legs and and fucking her to get the power to split the sea?

>> No.17667482

>>17665814
>Do not throw paintballs at them.
How else am I supposed to find her so I can mount her?

>> No.17667483

>>17667482
wave to your bros in the blimp/drink pshycoserum

>> No.17667486

>>17666863
>live in Texas
>Longhorn Minotaurs now inhabit the area
Cool.

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17667487

>>17667379
I'm ok with this.

>> No.17667488

>>17667469
Explain the david and the lion thing.

>> No.17667492

>>17667414
>HERE COMES MY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY

>> No.17667494

>>17667482
>>17667483
>not running around every zone impregnating the trash mobs
>not stumbling upon her just as she was leaving
>not running in the direction of her departing shadow

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Muscle p'orcs are for __________.

>> No.17667503

>>17667495
Breeding. Like any and all p'orcs.

>> No.17667516

>>17667488
David
>David becomes king and is married.
>But he sees a woman bathing on a rooftop and decides he wants to put his dick in that.
>So in the next war he puts her husband on the frontlines so he can get killed and take her for himself
Kinda a shitty to do after beating Goliath and some time later killing 200 people (double the requested amount) and taking the foreskins to Saul in order to marry his daughter.

The lion
>Priest says to rando "hit me"
>rando says no
>preist says "you disobeyed god, now a lion will kill you"
and a lion kills him

>> No.17667551

>tritonia was on the 8th
>kc trying to get back into his usual schedule
New girl within the next 2 weeks?

>> No.17667604
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Sleepy thread

>> No.17667608

>>17667604
It's the dead of night, not a soul should be stirring at this ghastly hour.

>> No.17667616

>>17667608
I can't sleep, where's my cuddly undead when I need her.

>> No.17667623

>>17667616
She exists in your heart.

>> No.17667625

>>17667469
>women that raped their dad to have children
That's hot as fuck
>you will never be tied up and raped by your twin daughterus until they both pregnant

>> No.17667635

>>17667625
This happened almost immediately after the man's wife was killed by god for taking one last look at their old home as it was destroyed. By god.

>> No.17667654

>>17667495
Ruining with a large, multiple pregnancy.

>>17667427
Nothing would be better than waking up at the end of the day after a nap and finding that she's been riding non-stop, all the day's seed filling her up to the point that she's positively gravid, her middle having finally managed top pop the silken strands keeping her dress together over her midsection.

>> No.17667655

>>17667635
Pfft, that's nothing compared to the good guy who got his kids and wife killed by God because God was having a bet with the Devil on when the good guy will finally break

>> No.17667656

>>17667655
Didn't God also give him leprosy?

>> No.17667661

>>17667656
Yes, he also got dumped in a literal shithole outside of the city because people were righteously afraid he will infect them

>> No.17667670
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Hug the bug. Love the bug. Fug the bug.

>> No.17667692

>>17667670
Gonna give that beetle all the fruits she can eat

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>you will never be called mastah by a dragon
>you will never cook for a dragon
>you will never make a dragon smile as she eats all of your curry

>> No.17667703

>>17667494
Oh the many times I did this before I memorized spawns. Good memories.

>> No.17667708

>>17667702
I would love a tubby dragon mastah.

>> No.17667710

>>17667495
>ywn fuck a p'orc chief into submission
>her band of p'orcs will never watch and masturbate furiously
>they will never pounce on you all at once after you deposit a load of spunk into the chief's womb
>ywn be the center of a p'orc orgy
>ywn get to be their master from that point on
>ywn be served hand and foot by them for the rest of your days
>ywn plant dozens of babies in them creating an entire tribe
>ywn be the patriarch of the biggest p'orc tribe in miles of your p'orc stronghold

>> No.17667711

>>17667710
Somehow I think a man in this situation would have done the first line out of desperation, and is just coasting on 'I don't know what the fuck I'm even doing' from that point on.

>> No.17667715

>>17667710
Shaka Zulu please.

>> No.17667717

>>17667702
Kuro's smile melts my heart.

>> No.17667719

>>17667710
The best in life.
Would need to keep a couple muscled P'Orc's around as guards but the rest can be pudgy breeding sows the rest of the time.

>> No.17667726

>>17667702
If a dragon called me master I would hug and nuzzle her so much. My little servant can't be this cute.

>> No.17667732
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After reading the Succubus notes I remembered a thing that always bothered me really badly.
After the current DL became the DL, succubi went from being a mid level monster to a high level. Make sense. Except for the part where it's the thing that everyone get's corrupted into as a standard and is the one there is the most of.
You wouldn't have the standard of what people turned into be a fucking Balrog. That would just be silly.

KC's writing really annoy me sometimes.

>> No.17667734

Pigfuckers get out

>> No.17667740

>>17667702
>you will never make a dragon smile
It hurts so much.

>> No.17667744

>>17667732
What I understood from the Succubi Note was that semen demons are high-ranking rather than stronger per se. It's more a case of "The big boss is one of us, so we're more likely to be in positions of social/political superiority" rather than them having greater magical or physical prowess.
This is further supported by the bits on their physical abilities, which says:
>Since they are monsters, they possess strength incongruent with their external appearance to such a degree that once they pin down an average human man, he won't be able to pull them off, but for a monster they aren't a race that has particularly high physical abilities. Since they possess relatively high intelligence and magic power, they are generally known as a race whose forte is magic.
>However, they have diversified due to the explosive growth of their population after the ascension of the current mamono lord, and furthermore, there are “former human” warriors and heroes w>ho were monsterized into succubi, so presently, there are also many individuals who excel in melee combat instead of just magic, and within the race, abilities now vary quite substantially on an individual basis.

So yeah, as I understood it, it just means that succubi are ethnic majorities with more prestige and a greater likelihood to be in positions of power.

>> No.17667747

>>17667732
>caring about KC's """"""world building""""""

>> No.17667749

>>17667744
well that stinks
I always figured the dl was more egalitarian.

>> No.17667751

It's getting colder at night, I need a Wendigo to cuddle for warmth in bed and wake up to her squirming around trying to stay warm herself

>> No.17667752

>>17667744
That sounds a lot better. But it's hard to know when it comes to KC. He has a tendency to make monster very OP.

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>>17667751
Make sure you watch your fridge too

>> No.17667767

>>17667749
Knowing the DL, positions of power probably just give you discounts for aphrodisiacs and front row seats to her public birthing ceremony.

>>17667752
I get you. KC is meticulous at ensuring the hugbox remains comfy, but is consequently horrible at consistency.

>> No.17667769

>>17667755
>wendigo checks fridge
>finds there is nothing in there except butter.

>> No.17667776

>>17667767
>front row seats to her public birthing ceremony.
A monster (and specifically the DL) birthing would be more like in that of a doujin than in real life.
I would tactfully want to watch that. This is my fetish.

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>>17667769
You're out of butter. Also, I ate some of your eggs.

>> No.17667782

>>17667777
I bet she feels really cool right now

>> No.17667785

>>17667776
I was making a joke about that one Ask.fm question KC got. It's been 2 years since that got translated, apparently.

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>>17667785
Forgot the screencap.

>> No.17667805

>>17667785
I know. I was there. And I still have that fetish from all that time ago.

>> No.17667812

>>17667792
Jesus christ this place has some of the worst.

>> No.17667817
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>>17667805
Well, okay then. I can't imagine your waifu being too happy about you watching another woman pop a kid out.

>> No.17667821

>>17667792
Good times, this and the reactions to both of the siths were hilarious.

>> No.17667824

>>17667817
That's... true. Didn't think about that one.
Maybe she would think of it as a experiment or something. Who knows?

>> No.17667829

>>17667817
But what if it was your waifu who egged you on to go with her to watch the DL give birth?

>> No.17667833

>>17667817
That image made me think, what's the lewdest monster girl thing latenight has ever drawn? Has he ever drawn hand holding sex in the missionary position?

>> No.17667834

>>17667829
I'd treat it like going to a house of worship for a religion you don't belong to. Keep your head down, stand and kneel when everyone else does, don't eat any of the placenta unless it's offered.

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>>17667824
Well, as long as you find a way to convince her...

>>17667829
Or she finds a way to convince you. It's still weird to imagine a bunch of MGs and their husbands watch their Supreme Leader churn out a new Lilim on stage over the course of a few hours in public. It's even weirder to think about the father's opinions, and the opinions of the medical staff/midwives who would be on hand.

That said, this is probably required music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyTZRrRzjvY

>>17667833
>handholding missionary procreation
Not yet I think. Most of his lewd stuff is fellatio, not that much actual penetration come to think of it.

>> No.17667897

maybey kc should do an iskekai novel that gets turned into an anime,
that seems to be all the rage nowadays

>> No.17667901

>>17667777
Bitch, where's my beer?

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>>17667901
Now the image of a Wurm making this face after drinking all your beer pops up in my head

>I drank all of it!

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>>17667415
Demon Realm stores must sell cowprint attire I hope.

>> No.17667915

>>17667897
Wouldn't that be an 18+ anime about giving MGs blue ovaries in the lewdest ways that can be shown on television?

>> No.17667918

>>17667909
Time to spank the wurm until she learns to not do it. And yes, the hand has been grinded properly and has the right skills.

>> No.17667925

>>17667915
Lewder than to-love-ru?

>> No.17667932

>>17667925
Maybe.

>> No.17667947

>>17667925
Masou Gakuen HxH was way lewder than TLR, the main character literally gave girls a power boost by making them orgasm and ate one out through her underwear intentionally.

>> No.17667963

>>17667909
>I drank all of it!

Well, SOMEONE's not getting dinner tonight...
Guess I'm eating steak by myself.

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draggn

>> No.17667972

>>17667963
Anon please, that's not how you punish a Wurm.

Denying them dessert. That's how you punish a wurm.

>> No.17667983

>>17667972
That comes AFTER dinner, where she can sit and watch me flush an entire tub of butterscotch ice cream down the goddamn sink.

And then she can sleep on the fucking couch.

With no blanket.

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I want to rub my dick on Automaton abs and cum all over her dolljoints.

>> No.17667991

>>17667983
This is how you mindbreak a wurm. Her optimism and smile, gone forever.

>> No.17667998

>>17667967
>skeleton legs and almost no meat on the torso
>level 1 alp tits
>shit hairstyle
She could be cuter.

>> No.17668004

>>17667967
Thin Dragon.

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>>17667998
>>17668004

apparently not everyone likes thicc

surprised me too

>> No.17668010

>>17667998
>he doesn't like sticc
What's up with her abdomen, though?

>> No.17668016

>>17668010
Her cleavage fell down

>> No.17668017

>>17668009
I prefer normal girls and a bit skinny over fat, but skeleton tier like that does look weird.

>>17668010
Sometimes melon's drawings have those weird things in them that only he understands.

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>>17668010
>>17668017

looks to me like her hips are pushed out in a counter pose.
>skeleton tier
b-but petite builds tho

>> No.17668044

>>17667516
It was a bit more complicated than that. David got her pregnant and didn't want this to become known. He wasn't able to get the woman's husband to have sex with her soon enough (the man didn't want to be enjoying himself while his countrymen were out there fighting), so it was only then that he adopted the "put him on the front lines" scheme.

Suffice to say God was not pleased with what he had done. He sent a prophet who told David a story of a similar event and when David angrily declared that the man who committed this act of cruelty deserved to die the prophet told him he was that man. The shame and guilt of what David had done would follow him the rest of his life and cause him a lot of suffering.

>> No.17668045

>>17668035
Oh god, I can't unsee a front butt now.

But yeah, she looks more like someone who stopped eating for a few months to commission pictures of her husbando than someone who is petite.

>> No.17668053

>>17668045
you havent seen japs on twitter have you

>> No.17668055

>>17668009
I don't like thicc either, mostly due to the term being hijacked by fatfags but that dragon needs some hips.
>>17668045
She's a monster girl version of gazerfag then?

>> No.17668057

Visible ribs and vagina bones.

>> No.17668060

>>17668053
I've seen some thin people but most in that tier is either sick or ded.

>>17668055
Yep, she might even be further beyond. Not only she commission artists but she also uses patreons and donates.

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>>17668055
she does tho?

>> No.17668078

>>17667744
Another thing to remember from the settings is that succubi also became high ranking monsters not because their powers suddenly increased but because monsters as a whole came to value seductive powers as equal to or greater than fighting/destructive power.

Even currently only a minority of the succubus race has the overall power of a high tier monster, but since even the weakest succubi excel in seduction and sex they are still respected among monsters.

>> No.17668079
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17668079

Go work on content

>> No.17668081

feed the hungry gecko pls

>> No.17668087

>>17668079
Ok, I will.

Anybody got sketch ideas?

>> No.17668090

>>17668061
I think he meant some meat on her hips. The commissioner might've liked it like that but even I have more hips than her.
The angle looks fine and so does most of the drawing, but one thing that has been bothering me is that line coming from her bellybutton.

>> No.17668092

>>17668087
Hellhound cuddling

>> No.17668095
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Are there any other types of Fae that KC has yet to add to the MGE?

>> No.17668096

>>17668087
Dragon conquering sand castles at the beach.

>> No.17668098

>>17667749
Actually while succubi are more respected, when it comes to actual positions of power and authority it seems the power of the individual monster is still important. The following is from World Guide 1:

>Monster society is basically meritocratic. The monsters can accumulate power by obtaining mana, but we can say that aside from some exceptional individuals, power is determined by race to a certain degree. For that reason, hierarchical status is generally often determined by the race of birth. For example, “mummy (encyclopedia I – p.150) “ normally serve under “anubis (encyclopedia I – p1.52)” and “sphinx (encyclopedia I – p.154)”, and “baphomets” almost always become bosses of Sabbath that rule “witches”. In addition, the members of the highest ranked race of the lamia family “echidna” have higher positions than the lower ranked races “medusa” and “lamia.”

However note that "meritocratic" doesn't define how a monster accomplishes things of merit. If a succubus can accomplish things like getting a town's leader to side with the monsters through seduction rather than force, then she would likely be rewarded just the same as a monster who took the town over through force.

>> No.17668100

>>17668090
shh

>> No.17668102

>>17668087
griffon grooming her daughter
like getting twigs out of her hair or something

>> No.17668107

>>17668079
I will as soon as I find the notes I wrote during lunch at work.
>>17668081
What gecko?
>>17668087
A scuba-diving Salamander.

>> No.17668110

>>17668107
>>17667967

>> No.17668113

>>17668100
Butt melon

>> No.17668117

>>17668090


exaggerated lower abdomen idk

>> No.17668127

>>17668087
A bapho trying to lure in an old man into a van or something, for Sabbath "recruitment".

>> No.17668132

>>17668079
I'd give writing a shot but I'm all out of beer and only get creative when tipsy.
>>17668087
Adult lich giving a loli wight a shoulder ride.

>> No.17668134

>>17668117
It looks more like she has a frontal ass crack.

>> No.17668135

>>17668134
i dunno man i just dont see it

>> No.17668143

>>17668132
>Adult lich giving a loli wight a shoulder ride.
I'll do this

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>>17668135
The more I look the more it looks like an ass.

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>>17668087
More insect styled versions of other MGs.

Like Titania.

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>>17668151
>>17667967


okay okay calm down, woman

>> No.17668176

>>17668170
Ayy, looks way better now. Thanks melonman.

I can be your woman for tonight too.

>> No.17668179

>>17668087
A loli kobold making her own version of the dogfort meme.

>> No.17668186

>>17668176
i'm scared

>> No.17668190

>>17668186
Don't worry, I can buy a skirt.

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>> No.17668197

>It's said they also sometimes contact a man and deepen their relationship beforehand. The charming female traveler you met at the bar who gave you a suggestive look, and the simple and cute little girl at the general store who always soothes you with her smiles may possibly be succubi who are watching you the way a tiger watches its prey, aiming for more “delicious sex”.
I just got around to reading the Succubus infodump from last thread, and this line right here made me realize how truly underrated and underappreciated vanilla Succubus are.

>> No.17668204

>>17668190
Anon are you trying to make yourself into an Alp?

>> No.17668205

>>17668087
I second this, >>17668179 or anything else with cute little Kobolds.

>> No.17668210

>>17668204
I don't alp if I'm a dominant woman and say no homo first.

>> No.17668214

>>17668204
>MGC makes it impossible to buy feminine clothing if male due to fears of inspiring desire to alp
>Unless you have a signed note from your wife

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>>17668197
>may possibly be succubi who are watching you the way a tiger watches its prey, aiming for more “delicious sex”
This has story potential.

>> No.17668220

>>17668214
Well, if you are buying feminine clothing it's either for the wife or you're an alp. There is no other way around it.

>> No.17668224

>>17668220
What if it's for your daughter? Or your sister?

>> No.17668228

>>17668224
Or for that bully at school telling you to buy things or they'll feed you to the hellhound in the group. They're still going to do it, but it'll be bad for the poor boy's health if he doesn't come back with that cute shirt.

>> No.17668232

>>17668220
Screw you anon, I can crossdress and wear frilly sissy outfits for my waifu while I dick her and and still be perfectly secure in my masculinity and not be an Alp.

>> No.17668236

>>17668215
>Succubus disguises herself as a human to slowly build up a relationship with anon and insert herself into his life over the course of several months
The amount of dedication is absolutely heartwarming.

>> No.17668244

>>17668232
You don't sound like it.

>> No.17668246

>>17668205
Nice try, KDF

>> No.17668252

>>17668215
Indeed the talk about how seriously many succubi take the seduction process (going to some effort to make a situation where a man's "first time" with a succubus is as good as possible) actually gives them an odd sort of "purity" and creates many scenarios where one can detail the perhaps months of work a succubus may put into "courting" a man before she unveils her perfect seduction and gives him the time of his life.

Such efforts could be complicated though if monsters that prefer to just grab a man and throw him to the ground interfere.

>> No.17668260

>>17668244
Says you!

>> No.17668262

>>17668246
Sshh anon.

>> No.17668263

>>17668224
I was going to write for a female, but if you are buying clothes to her might as well marry, right? But you make a good point if she's family.

>>17668232
Yes anon, and I can get tail pegged by my waifu, ahegao and cum from anal only and be 100% straight.

>> No.17668265

>>17668252
>Succubi laugh amongst themselves at human women about how they're so slow to court men and are too uptight to be forward and take what they want
>meanwhile, all four of them are in the middle of 8-month or greater long cons to build up a relationship with the men they desire, each day planned out and taking painstaking detail to make sure everything is perfect for the overall seduction

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>>17668252
Seduction is pretty much among the few things Succubi regard as serious business which is flattering.

>> No.17668270

>>17668252
Just imagine if you found out your childhood friend was actually a Succubus in disguise the entire time, and she was just waiting for the "right time" to make her move for all these years.

>> No.17668273

>>17668265
Which works great up until their target gets picked up by an opportunistic Ushi Oni.
He who hesitates is lost.

>> No.17668274

>>17668079
>that much story content
>imp-fucking-lying
If anything these days it should be switched around.

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>>17668270
>she was just waiting for the "right time" to make her move for all these years
What a pleb, my childhood friend has been making tiny micro-moves on me non-stop all these years

>> No.17668281

>>17668263
>Yes anon, and I can get tail pegged by my waifu, ahegao and cum from anal only and be 100% straight.
I never said I was 100% straight anon, just that I wouldn't ever Alp.

>> No.17668288

>>17668273
You think a Succubus is going to put in 8 months of work seducing a man, only to allow another monster to take him? Nah, she's taken appropriate measures to ensure he stays pure and a single.

>> No.17668291

>>17668273
>Succubus who has been running the long game on a man always disguises as a bar regular who comforts him when he comes in every day
>one day he comes in and says he thinks traveling will clear his mind, says he wants to go backpacking in the Zipangu mountains
>InternalScreaming.succ

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>>17668252
>gives them an odd sort of "purity"
Purity comes in all shapes and forms, regardless of exterior or allegiance.

>> No.17668299

>>17668288
In MG land, not making a move is equivalent to allowing others at him.
If she spent less time trying to play Tzeentch and more time making out with him, she wouldn't have this problem.

>> No.17668303

>>17668079
I'm actually writing something.

>> No.17668304

>>17668281
What is the critical % of straightness that will result in alping if it's dropped below?

>> No.17668307

>>17668304
50%, if you ask me.

>> No.17668308

>>17668197
Has a lot in common with the Baphomet quest with a "human" shop keeper who's mysteriously at every item shop that people talk about from time to time.
I'm a sucker for that kind of thing.

>> No.17668314

>>17668252
>Such efforts could be complicated though if monsters that prefer to just grab a man and throw him to the ground interfere.

>succubus walking through the park with the man she has her eyes on
>while their talking, an ushi sneaks up behind him and is about to grab him with her big meaty claws when the succubus' hand flies up and catches her's
>the ushi is stunned that someone can hold her back with just one hand
>without the man noticing anything, the succubus shoots the ushi a furious look that says 'There is no way in hell some overgrown bug too big for her panties is going to ruin everything that I have spent slaving over for months! Fuck off, slut!'
>the ushi backs away slowly, terrified of the succubus now lovingly eyeing her man

>> No.17668315

>>17668265
One of the hardest parts is figuring out how to make the man last more than a couple orgasm for his first time. Sure a multiple orgasm is a thing of pride for a succubus but it may not be worth it if the guy passes out a few seconds after insertion.

Some succubi may sneak monster realm produce into his food to enhance his endurance. Or they may have the first time include a lot of foreplay so that it lasts a long while before the actual sex. Like that one doujin series where early in the relationship the succubus had to use tit and blow jobs before sex so that the guy didn't cum within a few seconds of entering her vagina.

>> No.17668317

>>17668299
>Suggesting giving up on her goals and settling for an imperfect first time
The only thing that's gonna happen is whatever competitor waking up tied up in an abandoned warehouse surrounded by jaded succubi who had their significant other lost that way.

>> No.17668321

>>17668317
>Guild of Jaded Succubi
Sounds ferocious

>> No.17668327

>>17668304
I think you're fine as long as you don't have any attraction towards men. I'd probably even say you're safe if you do temporary futa with your waifu once every couple months or something, but if you want that every day or week, you've got the qualities that will make you alp

>> No.17668328

>>17668307
According to KC at least (he answered a ton of questions about alps a while ago) it also comes down to what the man wants more. That is even if the man has the potential to alp, if he has already gotten seduced by a monster and enjoys sex as a man with her more than he wants to be a woman, he will remain a man.

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>If you live in the MGE world, that thicc big sister type that just popped up in your village has a very high likelihood of being a Succubus
Crafty ladies.

>> No.17668336

>>17668317
Yeah, yeah, teleporting behind them and all that.
She's also losing out on 8 months of sex. No Tanuki would stand for that.

>> No.17668339

>>17668328
Exactly! I'd have no worries about Alping despite the dubiously homoerotic things I would get up to with my waifu.

>> No.17668340

>>17668336
>She's also losing out on 8 months of sex.
Love overpowers lust.

>> No.17668341

>>17668339
>t. guy who started alping a few days ago

>> No.17668342

>>17668332
Yes to all of that.
How surprised would she be that I think it's hotter that she's a succubus and not human?

>> No.17668344

>>17668332
>Enormously breasted traveling rogue one day saves you from a group of thugs, smiling all the while
>smooshes you in a big hug afterward and chats with you for a while
>you swear feeling her skin makes you feel peaceful, forget all your worries, and- you're not sure if it's just her skin or because of her logic defying mammoth tits and juicy bubble butt- turns you on
>she turns to leave with a wink and oddly promises she'll see you around town before shadowstepping into the night
Cue months long encounters where she acts like your guardian angel and slowly comes onto you, ending in her and you laying down to bed each other where she finally dramatically sprouts wings and a tail and alabaster pale skin, revealing her full fledged high level succubus identity

>> No.17668348

>>17668341
I love my waifu and daughteru way too much to Alp anon.

>> No.17668350

>>17668317
>waking up tied up in an abandoned warehouse surrounded by jaded succubi
That sounds like absolute heaven.

>> No.17668351

>>17668321
Men or boys caught for petty crimes could become their plaything for a while as punishment.

>> No.17668353

>>17668348
You can love them too as a female.

>> No.17668355

>>17668348
That's what alp down the street said a few years back before he alped. Now he's suckin' dick and takin' up the ass near about everyday now.

>> No.17668357

>>17668344
Works best if you're a street urchin and she 'steals' warm meals for you every night
She actually is cooking them with painstaking love and affection, then going to lengths to make them look like they're stolen

>> No.17668358

>>17668353
But I can't dick them or cum inside them as a girl anon. Now that I think about it, their love for me would probably be another really strong Alping protection.

>> No.17668359

>>17668332
>>17668344
How dense do you have to be to not realize the extremelly hot girl that's hitting on you is a monster?

>> No.17668360

>>17668340
>For the monsters, love is directly tied to and connected with lust.

>> No.17668362

>>17668332
>playful onee-san type who keeps pestering you to go for drinks is a succubus
I'd be in love.

>> No.17668363

>>17668351
What would I have to do to get this blueberry hell? I mean I'm not trying to get some old blue hags to marry me or anything... I'm just asking for a friend.

>> No.17668367

>>17668359
Because they disguise themselves.
Shape-changing magic and whatnot.

>> No.17668369

>>17668360
>Being a cheeky cunt and missing the point to start that old argument again

>> No.17668371

>>17668358
The standard procedure for a MG with a hubby that alps is that they marry a new man along with their former hubby.

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>>17668344
Just the way I like it.
>>17668359
The setting is already established to have attractive human women.

>> No.17668374

>>17668367
Even then, it would be easy to bait out her succubus instincts and how she acts compared to a normal woman. Though I guess humans in mge land are extremelly dumb so I can see it happening.

>> No.17668375

>>17668359
Maybe you've only known humans your whole life and buy into the order propaganda.
Though would be funny to see her sweat when you jokingly say "I swear, sometimes I think you're a succubus in disguise!"
>she practically sweats her bodysuit right off at that

>> No.17668380

>>17668358
You might not be able to cum inside them, but you'd be able to enjoy an even better pleasure with a vagina while she wears a toy. Plus, the clothes would fit you just nicely and you'd look 10 times cuter.

>> No.17668381

>>17668363
Probably stealing some bread at a market

>> No.17668383

>>17668374
>Though I guess humans in mge land are extremely dumb so I can see it happening.
There are humans in the setting that can go their entire lives without seeing a monstergirl.

>> No.17668389

>>17668375
It's only a matter of time before she breaks down and rapes him.

>>17668383
That too.

>> No.17668390

>>17668369
You've missed my point yourself.
Jumping your bones and making your first time with her an unforgettable 24-hour fuckfest is, as far as they're concerned, just as much of an expression of her love for you as some cheesy proposal plan straight out of a rom-com.

>> No.17668391

>>17668359
About as dense as I would be if my mother was a monster.

>> No.17668398

>>17668390
Going off a tangent considering it was in reply to a succubus somehow going without sex for 8 months planning for that first time. You know, a joke.

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Mermaids

>> No.17668400

>>17668374
Unless she is skilled enough at polymorph to hide all her succubus traits there would be a couple semi-subtle ways to detect if she's a succubus. Course the guy would have to be a lot more in-the-know than your average MGE peasant.

Namely try to find an excuse for physical contact and she if she feels a bit warmer than a healthy human. The Succubus Notebook says that succubi have somewhat higher body temperatures than humans.

Lick the edge of a cup she just drank from. Succubus saliva tastes sweet (but beware as its also an aphrodisiac).

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>>17668359
Sometimes the only time you'll know is when it's too late.

>> No.17668404

>>17668391
Kids are too pure and innocent to know.

>> No.17668406

>>17668400
>Lick the edge of a cup she just drank from
I mean, that's a good way to get awkward stares from everyone around you, sure.

>> No.17668408

>>17668371
That's basically NTR in my opinion anon, that is not comfy at all and I won't have it.

>>17668380
It's not just about me anon, it's about them still getting my spirit energy.

>> No.17668412

>>17668400
You could also bait her with slightly lewd comments and insinuations, but it's true that you would need to know at least what a succubus is.

>>17668402
Like when you grab a cursed sword without identifying it first?

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>demon disguises as a human woman to court anon
>always talks and flirts him at the grocery store when he shops there every other night
>anon catches on early due to the fact that she doesn't work there but they always bump into each other
>one day she even forgot to disguise her eyes
>anon doesn't say anything though
>anon secretly has a kink for succubi, especially demons
>finally the day comes and she goes in for the kill
>she asks anon if they want to go out for a date
>anon replies, "sorry, you're nice and all, but i'm more of a demon kind of guy."
>she's dumbfounded, doesn't know what to make of the situation
>just as anon starts to leave, she quickly transforms back to her original form
>she takes him right then and there in the bread aisle, causing a big scene
>staff tries to get them to leave
>it's no use
>demon girl put a barrier around them so they could enjoy their first time together in peace
And that's how anon found his demon waifu. Unfortunately, they were banned from coming back to the store.

>> No.17668417

>>17668390
Ah, but see while it would indeed be an expression of love, a succubus would find it a pity if the man was so overwhelmed that he passed out or went comatose early on. They want to make sure the man can enjoy the first time as much as possible for as long as possible, hence why they may wait a while before making their move (though I'd guess more than a few months of waiting would be really unusual).

Though we do have an even more patient monster when it comes to echidnas that sometimes choose a man as a child, support him through his adventures, and wait until his hero career is at an end before seducing him. For them it may be decades of waiting. We have to remember as well that long-lived monsters view time a bit differently from normal humans.

>> No.17668418

>>17668408
>That's basically NTR in my opinion anon, that is not comfy at all and I won't have it.
It's nothing more than one man having two wives. It's a harem, and all parties would have agreed to the marriage and the situation.

>> No.17668420

>>17668413
>making love in a grocery store
how heartwarming and unsanitary!

>> No.17668422

>>17668418
Anon I'd be in an exclusive relationship, there'd be no room for anyone else no matter the circumstances.

>> No.17668427

>>17668412
I don't think cursed weapons have the same effect on men if they pick them. Actually, what DO they do?

>>17668417
Honestly I'd just chalk it up to KC's "lmao fate triumphs" stance.

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>>17668399
Sea Succubi.

>> No.17668435

>>17668422
If you alp and have a MG wife already, it ends in a three-way marriage, end of story. You can't go without human man to siphon energy from forever. And if you don't court a man, your former waifu will and bring you two into a marriage with him. Only surefire way to prevent this is to not like gay stuff.

>> No.17668436

>>17668427
>I don't think cursed weapons have the same effect on men if they pick them. Actually, what DO they do?

It compells you to use it to strike the girl you like. Said girl will become fused with the sword and become a monstergirl.

If you're likely to become an Alp, you'll turn into one

>> No.17668446

>>17668435
Well whatever anon, I wouldn't Alp in the first place.

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>>17668399
What is it about mermaids that make them so beautiful to look at?

>> No.17668452

>>17668446
Yeah, some people don't understand you can be really gay without alping

>> No.17668459

>>17668446
>>17668452
Pretty much the requirements are "really truly would never willingly fuck a girl of any kind."
In other words, actually gay.

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>>17668452
See pic related, it's you.

>> No.17668465

>>17668451
Their scales and accessories are really fancy and beautiful.

>> No.17668470

>>17668087
An evil looking redcap I can use in my continuing story. Preferably with a sickle looking blade as opposed to the giant cleaver they normally use.

>> No.17668472

>>17668463
I'm just saying you can get fucked by something and not alp as long as you like a bit of pussy. I think crossdressing and hard femdom is shit, but that's just how it is.

>> No.17668522

>>17666863
>knights
It's a Christian private college so it's either a paladin or maybe a dullahan?

>> No.17668529

>>17668472
>They may not even be consciously aware of the desire to become a woman which changed them into an Alp, or they may have been in denial
Sounds like you're in denial anon

>> No.17668535

>>17666863
I'm usually not an edgelord but if my old unis mascot was a monster girl id beat her senselessly with a lead pipe.

>> No.17668542

>>17668529
Its still about what is most important to the man. KC has detailed this in questions he answered Japanese fans. https://pastebin.com/umCrrZqR

i.e. the qualifications to become an alp are fairly simple, but whether one actually becomes an alp or not is a bit more complicated.

>> No.17668551

>>17668522
I think the Paladin-chan team would do poorly at the rapeball championships. I bet every girl would still be a virgin at the end of the season.

>> No.17668553

>>17668542
When the portals open and you wake up one day with horns, wings, and your dick falls off, don't say I didn't warn ya.

>> No.17668559

>>17668529
I guess most of us are then, since I believe no one here wants to be fucked.

>> No.17668560
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>I'll see you again next spring!

>> No.17668564
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Does the Succubus booklet ever mention details pertaining to regional/realm specific Succubus variants?
It'd be a waste if KC didn't expand on things he mentioned in Q&A's and the like such as Undead Succubi for instance.

>> No.17668569

>>17668559
>no one here wants to be fucked
lol

>> No.17668570

>>17668560
>mosquitos are showing up in my room
If there was a mosquito girl annoying me I'd have so much fun with her.

>> No.17668578

>>17668569
Alright alpie, just go sit on that corner.

>> No.17668594

>>17666863
>eagles, horny toads, mustangs

>> No.17668598
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Get in nerd, we're going to the Desert MGC Bar.

>> No.17668604

>>17668598
But the desert is full of nerds.

>> No.17668607

>>17668564
I don't know, since only six of the ten pages in the booklet have been translated, but I wouldn't be surprised if little was said of the many succubus variants (kunoichi, amazoness), since the focus is on the main succubus race.

>> No.17668609

>>17668604
And sand.

>> No.17668622

>>17668598
the what?

>> No.17668632

>>17668598
>nasus bringing you to orgasm in one strike of her hips
>renekton's frenzied wrestle sex
>skarner not letting you go even after you're finished
>rengar taking joy in chasing you down as foreplay
>xerath using her knowledge in the bedroom to toy with you
>vel'koz using her tentacles as bondage and keeping eye contact at all times
Choose your fate.

>> No.17668651

>>17668564
>regional/realm specific Succubus variants?
Like a geisha succubus?

>> No.17668669

>>17668632
I choose to not be a lolbab pleb.

>> No.17668679

>>17668632
I choose Fiora, my only human waifu.

>> No.17668693

>>17668632
I feel like Rengar would be the funnest and most interesting.

>> No.17668711

>>17668598
No thanks. I prefer the undead kingdoms, it's much cooler there than the desert.

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>>17668632
I have already chosen my fate.

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>>17668632
What about Azir?

>> No.17668730

>>17668722
Too cute.
>>17668725
She would make a fine wife/pharaoh.

>> No.17668733

>>17668598
>Desert MGC Bar
But I'd rather go to the Wurm-Hole it's a lot more friendlier there.

>> No.17668743

>>17668733
>The Wurm-Hole
>not The Wolves Den
>or the Feather n' Fin (the bar run by a harpy and a sea bishop)
>or the Magic Cauldron where all the sorcerer types gather to brag about what new spell they made
Step up your game.

>> No.17668745

>>17668743
I'd rather go to P'Orcer's

>> No.17668746

>>17668743
Nothing but my waifu's tea parties for me!

>> No.17668753

>>17668743
>Not going to The Trebuchet
>Where paladins turn water into wine and make it just as cheap
They do have a tendency to play nothing but gregorian chanting, though.

>> No.17668755

>>17668745
I want to have so many P'Orclings that I can run my own very own P'Orkers!
If any of you pull on my little girls tails and don't take responsibility I promise you they won't find your body.

>> No.17668766

>>17668755
You think it'll be rowdy men going to such a place, but it'll probably just be a Wendigo couple and their twenty daughters as regular customers.
>All of them, papa and mama included, banging their forks and knives on their tables in unison, chanting 'Meat! Meat! Meat!'

>> No.17668782

>>17668753
>be the only male waiter at the Trebuchet
>you like the customers even if they can be a little too overzealous
>go to a table of four paladins in full armor
>ask "What would you like to take?"
>the bar goes silent for a second before one of them shouts "LESCATIE!"
>now you've done it
>everyone's screaming "Deus Vult" and won't calm down
>gotta bring out the big guns to calm them down
>take a handful of plates to the back but you "trip" on the way back shattering all the plates
>the bar goes silent again and everyone looks at you
>until they all descend on you asking if you're ok and what not
>a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do

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>>17668782
Paladins are good girls, if they're a little overzealous somethimes

>> No.17668799

>>17668755
You could probably but into the franchise with all of them.

Wife would probably be happy to have a few more to help out too.

>>17668766
Wendigo could be a boon or a curse with their meat lust

>> No.17668800

>>17668782
>what will you take
>we will take lescatie
You cheeky cunt, the chanting is stuck in my head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8seCj64I7yA

>> No.17668809

>>17667495
Barbeque.

>> No.17668828

>>17668766
>tfw you have to cook the wendingos food and serve it to them because last time their youngest tried to take a bite out of Shelly

>> No.17668832

>>17668413
Super cute.

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>>17668766
This is why you hire Meat Mascots to keep the customers calm.

>> No.17668851

>>17668743
>Not going to the Dragon's Blood

>> No.17668854

I don't like bars, I prefer cafes.

>> No.17668861

>>17668854
Cafes are for comfy times, bars are for pure fun.

>> No.17668884

>>17668344
Tittymonster nee-san rogue is hot enough as it is, being a hopelessly in love dere succubus is even better. Maybe with a little yan thrown in.

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>>17668884
>>17668344
Wouldn't you fine gentlemen prefer a Holstaur rogue?

>> No.17668931
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>Demihumans that live in villages they make underground or in caves.
What kind of place would that even be like

>> No.17668935

>>17668931
Boatmurdered

>> No.17668956

>>17668901
Why can't I deselect this image?

>> No.17668960

>>17668931
Gonna bully a troll's big dumb hands!

>> No.17668965
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>>17668854

>> No.17668971

>>17668901
A Holstaur Rogue would constantly leak milk due to excitement gained from stealthing around.

>> No.17668974

>>17668931
>>17668935
>Tiffany BigButt is taken by a lustful mood!
>Has the aspect of one aroused!
>Tiffany BigButt has claimed a cute shota!
>Tiffany BigButt is breeding furiously!
>Tiffany BigButt has given birth to a daughter.
>Breeding Interrupted: Seeking daughter.

>>17668956
I'm...not sure why mate, might be a problem on your end,

>> No.17668975

>>17668960
Bullying Trolls is illegal.

>> No.17668981

>>17668931
Comfy as hell. In some cases it could be a port town in a seaside cave for extra comfy.

>> No.17668990

>>17668935
>>17668974
>From the Diary of a Gremlin Engineer
>"Operation "Fuck the world" is completed. I'll kill those Elephants. I'll kill ALL those fucking Elephants"

>> No.17669007

>>17668743
I'd love to go to the Snake Pit.

>> No.17669014

>>17668960
More like you're gonna get bullied by a Troll's big hands.

>> No.17669015

Succubi are love.

>> No.17669017

>>17669007
Anon are you sure?
Once you're in one of those pits you don't get to leave until all the snakes are satisfied.

>> No.17669031

>>17668990
Boy do I sure love Miasma

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>> No.17669082

>>17669048
There's no sight more heartbreaking than a dejected meido.

>> No.17669087

>>17669048
She needs to get good.
My head maid needs muscle

>> No.17669098

>>17668975
Who's gonna stop me? Not trolls, they'd probably get off on being bullied

>>17669014
>implying a troll has the heart for that
They're too soft and kind!

>> No.17669115

Undead are best.
Pear shaped loli undead are even better.

>> No.17669116

>>17669098
>They're too soft and kind!
Don't underestimate a Troll who's been pushed too far. I bet they could do it if they put their minds to it.

>> No.17669124

>>17668782
A Paladin is fine too.

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>>17669115
>tfw this thick little lady would be the leader of an Undead Kingdom

>> No.17669135

>>17669115
nigga you have an addiction

seek help

>> No.17669139

>>17669115
I bet you just want to do mean things to loli undead.

>> No.17669163

>>17669130
>tfw no loli Zombie maid to turn into a rich loli Wight that still walks around wearing her maid outfit because she thinks it's cute

>> No.17669177

>>17669163
>because she thinks it's cute
>and because it's her husband's fetish

>> No.17669204

>>17669130
>tfw no loli wight princess to wear sexy and embarassing clothes for you

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>fairy dragons are too pure and nice to breath something as destructive as fire.
>instead they breath our a miasma that calm down anyone it touches.
>also grows flowers on the ground or makes already grown flora bloom and grow brighter.

>> No.17669236

>>17669213
Do regular Dragons make fun of them?

>> No.17669259

>>17669139
No, just nice things. A lot of nice things.

>> No.17669263

>>17669236
I dont think most dragons know of their existence, but I imagine in the case a regular dragon stumbled into fairy territory and met one yes I could see some bullying happening. But the regular dragon is secretly jealous of her pretty wings.

>> No.17669265

>>17669213
Look at those thighs! I want to faceplant into a fairy dragon's lap and then die.

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>>17669139
>Anon, why are you eating my pudding?

>> No.17669269

>>17669259
Sounds suspicious.

>> No.17669277

>>17669213
Imagine walking through a fairy forest and catching a fairy dragon planting some flowers, humming a calm song and slowly moving her wings, surrounding the area with a nice and relaxing scent.

Would take pictures.

>> No.17669281

>>17669266
Because it's delicious pudding and unlike some, I actually need sustenance.

>> No.17669289

>>17669281
Anon, that's unfair. You can't use that card against undeads, especially lolis.

>> No.17669301

>>17669163
Remember, soft zombies become soft wights

>> No.17669309

>>17669289
It's absolutely fair if they insist on using the "I need a massage, I can feel rigor mortis setting in!" card.

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>>17667495
Best $60 used for a commission.

>> No.17669402

>>17668079
Fine then, as a shitpost.

>Getting into a fight with Pizzabus
>You touched her tail unprovoked, and while she did let out a girlish squeal like she'd been goosed
>She's telling you through furrowed brows and closed eyes that she's going to stay with Mini the Mino for the weekend since you're being 'lascivious'
>Feeling down, you put on 'our' song, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x75K4K305A
>HFW you sing it with full clarity and pizazz just for your waifu, only to end up in a tail wrapped cuddle pile with your beloved Pizzabus
>Your daughter rolling her eyes as she giggles and goes after her "golden chops boy"

>> No.17669404

>>17669269
Nothing suspicious about giving love to little undead girls and their shapely butts.

>> No.17669408

>>17669301
When those Zombies become Wights, they'll be softer than ever.

Some other Wights might even get jealous from how soft the newcomer is.

>> No.17669412

>>17668132
Do you have special wishes for their clothes?

>> No.17669429

>>17669412
I was thinking just their usual clothes but something age appropriate for the wight might be cute.

Thanks for taking the silly suggestion.

>> No.17669436

>>17669429
I imagined this happening at the beach or something. Could be school swimsuit for Wight-chan and robes for Lich-oneesan, then.

>> No.17669440

>>17669436
That works too, a comfy end of summer situation sounds lovely.

>> No.17669444

>>17668931
I imagine they'd be fairly nice places. Spacious tunnels and cavers, since Trolls are big girls. Plenty of vegetation either planted for decoration, or cropping up spontaneously due to the Trolls' presence. Maybe even some weird things like luminescent demon realm plants. The air filled with floral scents from both the vegetation in the tunnels and whatever spices/fruits/vegetables the locals are cooking, peddling or drying with an undertone of earthen Troll smell.
Besides, it's a place filled with Trolls, how could it not be nice?

>> No.17669460

>>17669402
>spend the weekend at Mini the Mino's
I bet she's very welcoming but just instantly falls asleep sprawled over furniture on her off days

>> No.17669468

>You will never be chased down by a squad of sneaky Ratatoskr.
>As you walk home through the woods you notice one sitting and staring at you.
>Paying her no mind you walk on but then you start to notice more and more fuzzy tails in the trees.
>They seems to be following you pretty closely. You can hear them jumping from tree to tree.
>So you pick up the pace and start walking faster and the start jumping faster to keep up.
>Unsure of their intent you start to panic and sprint through the clearing towards your house.
>But the Ratatoskr were much faster beating you to the entrance of the clearing and blocking your path.
>One steps forward her fur a darker color than the rest. Looking each other in the eye she hold out her hands.
>In them is a small white envelope with a heart seal. Taking it from her you open it to find only a small piece of paper cover with 3 large words.
>"I LIKE YOU!"
>Looking back up you are suprised to see all the Ratatoskr have left leaving you alone in the clearing.

>> No.17669482

>>17669116
What's she gonna do? Spike my food with manticore venom and tease me all night?

>> No.17669493

>>17669482
>Spike my food with manticore venom
I would guess Manticore venom works like regular venom and doesn't the same effect if consumed. She might stuff your food with aphrodisiacs though.

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We need golem stories.

>> No.17669497

>>17669482
They are large and have disproportionately big hands for their bodies on top of that, so she'd give you a handy and make you feel woefully inadequate.

>> No.17669516

>>17669482
Cook you a delicious meal with juicy demon realm beast meat and all kinds of libido enhancing plants for garnish, put on her most form fitting dress, ply you with intoxication fruit wine and then tell you she just wants to cuddle.

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>>17669440
Here we go

>> No.17669579

>>17669516
Then she can't blame me if I pin her down and bully her womb!

>> No.17669584

>>17669516
Cuddling on the first date? Anon is such a slut.

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>> No.17669621

>>17669617
Poor little Gazer.

>> No.17669623

>>17669579
But that's not how it's supposed to go! How mean.
Well, I guess it can still be considered a successful ploy in a way.

>> No.17669625

>>17669621
I want to do that to a petite sticc Monoeye with my cock and balls.

>> No.17669632

>>17669617
Jesus christ look at the size of those wockers. I can only imagine the fun I would have with those.

Also, that googly eye tentacle.

>> No.17669633

>>17669617
Titty monsters always have to lord their endowments over those less blessed.

>> No.17669634

>>17669625
Don't bully small monoeyes. They're easily intimidated.

>> No.17669639

>>17669634
I WILL bully the small Monoeye.

I'll gently rock my hips back and forth to rub my dick on her silky hair. Eventually I'll cum all over the top of her head and it'll run down accross her forehead and get into her eyes!

>> No.17669645

>>17669621
>gazer
oh wow,I didn't notice her at first.

>> No.17669660

>>17669639
>monoeye
>eyes

>> No.17669668
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Lewd hugs

>> No.17669674

>>17669660
Physical and spiritual

>> No.17669676

>>17669639
Now where's the fun in that for either parties involved?

>> No.17669677

>>17669645
Anon, I know gazer is one of the most forgetable girls, but please do not bully her like that.

>> No.17669679

>>17669676
I enjoy lewd bullying. I will of course enjoy her holes as well, but small things like that are the salt in life.

>> No.17669684

I wonder how a tanuki boss would react to her favorite, unclaimed, employee going on a pre-approved vacation for a week.

>> No.17669692

>>17669684
With some relief and joy, given that she was the one who had approved the vacation and coincidentally happens to be vacationing at the exact same place for the week.

>> No.17669716

>>17669692
>Anon takes a vacation to the beach.
>As soon as he lays down his towel, he notices that, laying next to him, is his tubby tanuki boss in a too small bikini and a too big sunhat.
>"Oh Anon! You were staying at THIS beach? You should've told me!"
>It's an obvious lie but her joy, and the two oni guards next to her (also in bikinis) are enough to make him drop it.
>"Hey Anon, could you please put some suntan lotion on me? I can't quite seem to reach the middle of my back and my help is SO busy.
>The onis remain unmoving, albeit now they're staring at anon.

>> No.17669737

>>17669617
WOCKED

>> No.17669742
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.17669750

>>17669742
It's an exquisite kind of agony.

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>>17669742
>you will never be breastfed by an automaton

>> No.17669756

>>17668931
Troll is made for nursing handjobs.

>> No.17669757

>>17669753
Please don't install automaton replication units in the mini automatons.

>> No.17669758

>>17669753
I see that scout unit got the daughteru creation unit, although she skipped the matron model refreshment enhancements got skipped.

>> No.17669762

>>17669679
>I enjoy lewd bullying.
What about the monoeye?

>> No.17669766

>>17669757
Every automaton needs a replication unit. It should be a stock feature!

>> No.17669773

>>17669766
You say that but there are units out there that were tossed away for a reason.

Forget a daughteru unit that doesn't work, can you imagine one with a unit that works too well?

>> No.17669774

>>17669758
Flat breeding is the best. It's extra lewd when a slender, light-weight scout model gets retrofitted to become an ersatz replication model. It's the perfect end-of-life refit for all field models.

>> No.17669781

>>17669773
QC procedures apply to replication units just as they do to processors. Or do you mean some sort of black market rejected parts automata? A dumb girl with a production line of a womb?

>> No.17669782

>>17669742
Could you at least change this to "holstaur." Holstaurus was a inaccurate translation from the start.

>> No.17669785

>>17669716
This is a really cute idea. Her just meeting him 'randomly' at places with her really stern Oni bodyguards.
Good story prompt.

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>>17669716
Nothing for it then, time to get the dirty work done.

>> No.17669790

>>17669774
But then she has a slim frame with a bulging middle!

There's a reason why matron models exist, can you imagine a scout unit being tasked with the creation of a heavy breacher unit?

>>17669781
Yeah but they don't catch all the fixes, and some sellers aren't the honest types.

>> No.17669794

>>17669786
>assisted paizuri

>> No.17669800

>>17669790
>can you imagine a scout unit being tasked with the creation of a heavy breacher unit?
It seems that that's exactly what's happening in >>17669753

>> No.17669803

>>17669794
This is just warm up for the inevitable symmetrical docking.

>> No.17669805

>>17669785
>Anon goes out for dinner
>His tanuki boss is there and has even reserved a table, suspiciously leaving a single seat open.
>Anon goes to the movies
>The tanuki and her guards are there with extra large sodas and popcorns.
>Anon hits the gym.
>The taunki is in spats and a sports bra thats a hair too small Watching her guards work out while she curls a really small dumbbell.

>>17669786
Good man.
Just don't get smacked by her tail when you're dealing with her rear.

>> No.17669807

>>17669800
Anon, that's the INITIAL stage for a breacher unit.
She's going to be holding the thing with two hands when she's halfway through assembly

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>>17669790
I want this contraband disposition:simple automaton! Just imagining filling a sweet, simple robutt's rapid prototyping chamber with raw materials every day and producing a dozen new automata with her makes me rock hard!

>> No.17669815

>>17669807
Anon pls, the final assembly happens outside the manufacturing chamber. The new breacher unit will be at most 1/10th of her final size when she's ejected.

>> No.17669817

>>17669809
You say that now but a model like that would be so gravid by the end that she wouldn't be able to walk without uneasy waddling and cradling her daughteru unit.

>>17669815
And breacher units are huge!
Scout models? No so much.

>> No.17669822

>>17669817
>she wouldn't be able to walk
She wouldn't need to. I'd pamper her as much as she needed!

>> No.17669828

>>17669822
Anon, that looks like she's a general assistance model.
She wouldn't be able to comprehend being pampered!

You cause her to start glitching out!

>> No.17669831

>>17669817
Do breacher units also have huge hips? I might want to refit one as a production model after all. I bet she could produce several lighter models at once.

>> No.17669833

>>17669831
huge hips sinks ships

>> No.17669834

>>17669828
>>You cause her to start glitching out!
>>disposition:simple
>Aaah~
>Lalala~
>giggling
I want it.

>> No.17669836

>>17669833
You're right, I should also consider fathering aquatic and submarine models.

>> No.17669837

>>17669831
They have wide hips but are more known for their heavy plating, huge synth muscles, and massive, 'fortress breacher' drills.

Granted, the wide hips and ample 'back balancers' are more intended to add stability but one could surmise that they'd allow easy passage of daughteru units should they acquire a daughteru creation unit.

>>17669834
Don't forget out of ordinary stroking of her daughteru creation unit and a reshaping of her optical sensors

>> No.17669847

>>17669837
I bet she'd get a corrupt sector in her raw material diagnostics cluster and keep forgetting her diags on my semen! She'd scoop out a bit after every coitus and put it in her mouth with her finger to find out how suited it is for raw materials!

>> No.17669851

>>17669847
Indeed.
Confusing intake methods would be a common result of corruption.

>> No.17669852

>>17669805
>watching her guards work out while she curls a really small dumbbell
Holy hell this tithing tubster is too cute.
>Huge muscle beefOnis are spotting each other while squatting
>both still have their eyes scanning the room like professional secret service
They need boys too for their off hours. Or maybe they're already married and work so their hubbies can relax at home?

>> No.17669857

Someone calls your Tritonia gf a dummy!

>> No.17669861

>>17669857
They are going to get anally penetrated by her tentacles before being thrown away at the sea.

>> No.17669865

>>17669857
>she thinks it's a compliment like old school detectives saying "doll"

>> No.17669867

>>17669857
They get thrown in the Charybdis pit and lalalaleft to die

>> No.17669873

>>17669852
Nah, those onis aren't married yet.
Hence why they kinda scan others who are working out while keeping guard.

And get ready for that tanuki to notice you and show off her bench press which is a total of 250 pounds!

Just make sure you aren't staring too hard at her impressive chest blockign out her face from you view.

Or how her 'spotters' on each side have one arm on the bar and are 'curling' it slightly while she squirms.

Also, do try not to look at her poochy belly too much, she's quite sensitive about her fine dining habits.

>> No.17669877

>>17669865
>"Oulala! Honey, I think he called me cute! But you're the only honey for me~ lalala~"
>give a smug shit eating grin at the heckler over your shoulder as your Tritonia gf squishes her boobs around your arm even harder

>> No.17669886

>>17669857
Well, he's not wrong, but it adds to her cuteness.

>> No.17669891

>>17669873
>notice the bundle of perfect pudgy love struggling but successfully 'benching'
>slyly suggest to spot her so her bodyguards can finish their sets
Oh god how she'd fluster. I'd like to see how she tries to squirm out of that one.

>> No.17669895

>>17669886
>"Not just any dummy, you're MY cute dummy, babe"
>she lights up like a Christmas tree and hugs you so hard even her tentacles can reach around to stroke your sides
Good boyfriend.

>> No.17669896

>>17669809
>disposition:simple automaton
Shit, I can practically hear the air headed ehehe~ as she caresses her bloated midsection.

>> No.17669904

>>17669891
She'd try to play it off but, with her guards wishing her well as they finish their sets, she'd have no choice but to try and bench it while you watch.

Expect a red face and puffed up cheeks as the thing refuses to budge,

Tail thrashing would be mandatory.


>>17669896
Poor thing would probably get stuck in replication mode.

>> No.17669906

>>17669877
I'm amazed to see that you are more simple than her. I guess you were made for each other.

>> No.17669914

>>17669904
Perfect. My opportunity has finally come.
Thats when I pull the bar up and at the same time bend down to kiss her as she's groaning and straining and at her 'ugliest', because I love her no matter how she is.

>> No.17669917

>>17669906
Yep! I guess so.

>> No.17669929

>>17669914
Anon please.
That's how you get a pudgy, older tanuki sitting in your lap and nuzzling into your chest while wrapping the two of you up in her tail later that night.

>> No.17669938

>>17669929
Only if it's in her private luxury hot tub.
But I'll bring the booze. And the meat.

>> No.17669944
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17669944

Please take it.

>> No.17669951

>>17669944
But anon, I already have a dragon. What should I do if they don't get along well and fight each other?

>> No.17669960

>>17669944
Do I have to? I don't really want "It".

>> No.17669961

>>17669951
Does it matter when they're both mere female lizards?

>> No.17669962 [SPOILER] 
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17669962

>>17667604
>>17667608
>17667616
https://pastebin.com/FcYNx1L8
But barely awake cuddly Lich can't warm my heart up all by herself.
Some mundane morning routine is in order

Since I ran out of coffee, guess some midnight work won't be happening today.

>> No.17669969

>>17669961
I don't know anon. I like my wife to keep fighting me, but I have a lot of lewd ideas I could do if I had a wock to go with it.

>> No.17669972
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>>17669944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2UFFzPsSsg

>> No.17669977

>>17669938
Just don't give her too much.
She didn't get all that pudge from sitting around after all.

She'll 'drink' you under the table.

>> No.17669985

>>17669944
B-but what does it do?
Is there maintenance involved or a procedure to follow?

>> No.17669986

>>17669972
Now that's a blast from the past.
I want go and watch cartoons from the 90s with my waifu.

>> No.17669990

>>17669960
Just take it, don't be shy!

>> No.17669992

>>17669782
Give him a couple years.

>> No.17669998
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17669998

Fluffy sneks.

>> No.17670005

>>17669998
is that suppose to be that one meso american godess?

>> No.17670010

>>17670005
Yeah, Tlaloc.

>> No.17670012

What is best? To be a Lich's lab rat, or her co-experimenter?

>> No.17670014

>>17670012
Her lover, obviously.

>> No.17670020

>>17670012
Her assistant.

>> No.17670021

>>17670012
her rapist

>> No.17670023

>>17670014
I second that notion.

>> No.17670026

>>17670012
>>17670012
>lab rat
i'd rat out her secret laboratory to her wight mom

>> No.17670041

>>17670014
This is clearly the best of both options.

>>17670020
But in both of those cases she'd call you her assistant! This is more about what role you'd like.

>>17670021
No! Don't take advantage of poor, defenseless Lich-chan! She could never have anticipated this! The raging mushroom mist is working better than expected.

>> No.17670049

>>17669998
I anticipate KC's quetzalcoatl is going to be glorious when he finally makes one.

>> No.17670054

>>17670041
Her assistant as in I'd just gather materials for her potions and sell them at the store. I could pick up some magic here and there, but I'd mostly be doing all the handy work while she focus on magic.

>> No.17670063

>>17670049
He's been drawing very fluffy feathers for a while now, so if he ever gets around to her, I imagine she's going to be ridiculously cuddlable.

>> No.17670082

>>17668095
Nixes, which are water spirits, and you have this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Fairies

>> No.17670085

>>17670049
did he say he was going to draw her?

>> No.17670089

>>17668095
Kelpie.

>> No.17670140

>>17670085
Yup, its stated on Monster Girls Redux. When asked about if he had plans for South American monster girls KC stated:

>I like Aztec mythology. Actually I have the idea of Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca already, though they are not monsters but gods in the original. But their appearance won't be near future, so please be patient.

He said this back in 2014, but a number of other girls he mentioned in the Q and A sessions have come out so presumably quetzalcoatl is still planned for.

>> No.17670148

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65092051

More wife commissions got finished!

>> No.17670151

>>17670148
Aww jeez.

>> No.17670162

>>17670148
Hold on a second, you aren't a daughteru dicker, are you anon?

>> No.17670163

>>17670148
>saucer sized areola
Aw yes.

>> No.17670169

>>17670148
That is a very large mouse.

>> No.17670173

>>17670140
anyone asked him if he was boob or ass man?

>> No.17670180

>>17670148
Large mice best mice.
Gotta leave them huge, soft, and milky

>> No.17670182

>>17670148
That's a huge [email protected]

>> No.17670196

>>17669494
How about a story where an acrobat and his centaur beat a dozen of them in fair combat?

>> No.17670211

>>17670196
all I can think about is the acrobat and the centuar, being able to skip a bunch of puzzle and key tasks in a dungeon by jumping over the parts the dungeon designer didn't think people would be able to jump over.

>> No.17670219

>>17670148
>MILF
Hello there, my brother from another mother.

>> No.17670222

>>17670162
:^)

>> No.17670229

>>17670222
You know what anon? You're pretty alright.

>> No.17670230

I want to make desert girls into dessert girls!

>> No.17670237

>>17670230
Please don't eat the monster girls.

>> No.17670238

>>17670237
But they're so full of chocolate goodness.

>> No.17670241

>>17670237
No I just want to introduce desserts to the desert.

>> No.17670242
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17670242

It'd be nice if there were more malicious anubis.

>> No.17670243

>>17670238
No they're not.

>> No.17670256

>>17667710
>>17667711
>>17667719
I think I've read this doujin.

[Odd] Orc Musume wa Ikemen ga Osuki | Orc girls love handsome guys (COMIC Anthurium 2016-12)

>> No.17670260

>>17670237
This is only allowed when she is a slime.

>> No.17670274
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>>17670148
Needs paws and leg fluff.

>> No.17670276

>>17670256
I don't believe I have.

>> No.17670297

>>17670274
Me and the artist agreed we didn't like how the fluff looked and that we'd only do it for the younger mice.

>> No.17670302

>>17670148
That is a delicious milf.

>> No.17670304
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>>17670297
Bad taste, guy.

>> No.17670306
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>>17670237
I'd rather have them eat me

>> No.17670307

>>17670304
Pretty heckin rude, broseph

>> No.17670311

>>17670306
Take your Korean pigdog fox and go.

>> No.17670315

>>17670306
Liver eating foxes are degenerate.

>> No.17670324

>>17670315
Ahri stopped devouring life force after she gained full sapience. Before that she literally didn't know any better.

>> No.17670328

>>17670324
Or at least stopped eating so much that the person died from it.

>> No.17670329
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>>17659695
>>17659702
>>17659726
>>17659734
>>17659748
>>17659756

>> No.17670333

>>17670306
Worst fox. Literally fox Hitler.

>> No.17670337

>>17670329
Poor Salamander.

>> No.17670338

>>17670329
kek

>> No.17670342

>>17670329
Oh man this is a nice surprise. Gotta love some thumb battles with monsters to show the power of humanity and that sally looks really nice with that outfit. Would take her on dates and show other things I could do with my finger.

>> No.17670352

>>17670329
Dumb gecko

>> No.17670358

>>17670274
Now this is a Broodmother for a whole guild of Mouse Thieves.

>> No.17670359

>>17670329
No one can defeat anon in the realm of the thumb.

>> No.17670365

>>17670329
Cute! A Salamander never backs down from a challenge!

>> No.17670397
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>>17670311
>>17670315
>>17670333
It's fine guys, I don't hate any of you. I hope one day you see the truth and find a nice Kumiho for yourselves.

>> No.17670398

>>17670329
>He's fast!

>> No.17670403

>>17670397
Mate, we get it. You like killer foxes. Go make a waifu of one and blow a ton of money on commissions of her already.

>> No.17670410

>>17670397
But I prefer my liver where it currently is in its entirety.

>> No.17670412

>>17670397
My waifu is a dire alp and its still better than your dumb fox.

>> No.17670416

>>17670410
I'm sure she would use her powers to regenerate it after every meal.

>> No.17670423

>>17670412
>Dire alp
Those strongfat alps are for groping.

>> No.17670426

>>17666863
Bulldog kobolds?

>> No.17670427

>>17670412
Well, that is a pretty rare alp.

>> No.17670430

>>17670423
Whenever i hear strongfat i think of that one lillims body. Pretty hot desu.

>> No.17670433

>>17670416
It would still hurt like a bitch though.

>> No.17670434
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17670434

Steal a White Horn's hat!

>> No.17670436

>>17670430
Would be good.

>>17670426
Shortstack kobolds with a predisposed pout?

>> No.17670437

>>17670434
Steal a White Horn's heart!

>> No.17670439

>>17670329
Salamanders seem like they would be nice friends.

>> No.17670442

>>17670437
Steal a White Horn's virginity!

>> No.17670443

>>17670433
Love is pain

>> No.17670444

>>17670434
Steal a White Horn's bell.

>> No.17670446

>>17670443
I don't love Kumihos though.

>> No.17670447
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17670447

>>17670437
She's already given her heart to you

>> No.17670448

>>17670443
And by avoiding love, one also avoids pain.
Foolproof plan.

>> No.17670452

>>17670433
Nothing a strip of leather between the teeth and numbing/paralyzing/sedation magic can't handle. Potions are probably no good because they could contaminate the liver.

>> No.17670453

>>17670447
Dammit, these deer are cute and fashionable as fuck.

>> No.17670454

>>17670448
And an island never cries.

>> No.17670456

>>17670442
That's going to melt the snow around you and her, her heavy reindeer body making a crater in the ground

>> No.17670459
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17670459

>>17670238
Mmmm, chocolate...

>> No.17670461

>>17670442
>deer pussy

>> No.17670465

>>17670456
>Letting her be on top
>Not being on top

>> No.17670467

>>17670461
Dear God!

>> No.17670487

>>17670436
Man I don't even know.

>> No.17670520

>>17670452
I can imagine her heavy breathing

>> No.17670549

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to keep an eye out for young Sylphs blowing leaves about as Autumn draws near.

>> No.17670557

>>17670549
As the winds of autumn blows around the leaves I'll team up with the sylphs to blow some skirts. My rata partner can get some nice pantyshots and we can sell them all across the school.

>> No.17670564
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17670564

>>17670447
Widehorn is wiiiide!

>> No.17670570

>>17670557
Anon no!
Those girls will lose their purity if their panties get shown around town.

>> No.17670575
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17670575

If human girls transform into whatever species whose mamono mana they're exposed to, can you expose a paladin to several different kinds to make her a hybrid? Just asking for, uh, research. Yeah, research.

>> No.17670578

>>17670575
Lich, pls.

>> No.17670592

>>17670570
I don't care and I won't be stopped. First I'll lift all of their skirts and then I'll steal their panties.

>> No.17670597

>>17670549
>don't burn down the thread

Why not? What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.17670598

>>17670575
This poor paladin-chan deserves to be monsterized into a species that experiences the most ultimate pleasure.

>> No.17670602

>>17670598
Just raising her as a zombie is good enough.

>> No.17670604

>>17670575
Its more complicated than that. If a monster lacks the power to transform a woman into her own race, she will default to succubus as all monsters carry some succubus mana and the monster girls are in a sense defined by the succubi.

And in a monster realm through exposure to the air a woman will also default to succubus unless that particular region is made up entirely or almost entirely of non succubus monsters (in which case she will become one of the monster girl types that dominate that region).

Becoming a fusion through monsterization though seems unlikely. If exposed to multiple manas, all other things being equal, the woman would just become the monster whose mana her body accepts most easily (some women transform into certain types of monsters more easily than others, and some monster mana types get into humans more easily than others).

>> No.17670606

>>17670598
>implying that wouldn't be counterintuitive

Martyrdom is a rare and precious thing, they say.

>> No.17670614

>>17670602
There will be no peddling of necromancy here, anon.

>> No.17670615
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>>17670575
Wouldn't you rather research how corrupted food affects the local populace?

>> No.17670619
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s u c c

>> No.17670626

>>17670619
Is one of her horns broken?

>> No.17670629
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17670629

Ararara, anata!

>> No.17670631

>>17668273
USHI'D

>> No.17670633

>>17670575
Expose her to an alp's mana and then fuck the abomination you created.

>> No.17670643

>>17670633
Alp's mana is just normal succubus mana. She'll just turn into a normal monster.

>> No.17670646

>>17670614
Nonsense. It would be a waste to leave those curves to the rot. She'll make a wonderfully soft zombie.

>> No.17670651

>>17670646
>not placing her at rest in a stately mausoleum and maintaining a guard at all times

Let her sleep, anon. Her duty in this world is fulfilled, and she has more than earned a proper repose.

>> No.17670660

>>17670604
What about a woman who carries a cursed sword and wears a living armor? Does she just become a succubus with high level equipment? Or do the two minds residing in those items vie for domination over the new host's body?

>> No.17670663

>>17670643
>Alps
>Normal
Pick one

>> No.17670675
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>>17670651
>throwing away perfectly good flesh
I'll never understand flagrant waste like this.

>> No.17670682

>>17670675
>wrenching the souls of the departed back from their just reward into the mortal coil to act as free labor

Is nothing sacred to you?

>> No.17670684

>>17670663
When the guy is gay the mamono mana that seeps into him takes over and makes him a girl, assuming direct control of his spirit. So yeah, it's just normal mamono mana.

>> No.17670686
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17670686

Did you hear something?

...Anon?

>> No.17670688

>>17670686
YES
YES

>> No.17670692

>>17670686
Oulala~

>> No.17670693

>>17670682
fa/tg/uy here.

I thought that simple reanimation is just like having a puppet. For their soul to be wrenched back, they have to be willing. Can't resurrect someone unwilling.

>> No.17670699

>>17670692
Please don't.

>> No.17670703

>>17670615
Tsunmilk!

>> No.17670705

>>17670693
Not him, but reanimation could be anything, from all I've read. Even putting some one else's soul in another's body.

>> No.17670706

>>17670686
Tritonia has a big 'dress'

>> No.17670708

>>17670699
That lalas are worst than wawas and araras.

>> No.17670709

>>17670682
But the soul is already gone! All that's left is some raw materials. I just want a shuffling corpse driven by a crude simulacrum of a living creature's animating spark.
Doing stuff to disembodied souls is a completely different project.

>> No.17670711

>>17670686
"Onward, noble steed!"

>> No.17670713

>>17670686
Bless their innocent and oblivious hearts.

>> No.17670714

>>17670711
[Slow shlurping forward]

>> No.17670724

>>17670686
The less she knows, the cuter she is

>> No.17670853

How do you and your waifu feel about public nudity and having sex in public?

>> No.17670868

>>17670853
We don't go out much so it's kinda moot.

There was that one time while driving, though...but we don't talk about that. Almost killed the family in that van...

>> No.17670872

>>17670575
If you can somehow turn her into a Chimaera, sure.

>> No.17670876

>>17670853
Probably not nudity and definitely not sex, but once in awhile I might take my waifu and daughteru for walks in thie latex bitchsuits or another one of their various lewd and/or frilly but most definitely embarrassing latex outfits, but only when and where that sort of thing is appropriate of course.

>> No.17670881

>>17670686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk

>> No.17670884

>>17670575
So you want to capture a Paladin Girl, and turn her into the perfect monster?

Do you need funding?

>> No.17670888

>>17670876
This post started out reasonable but it took a very unexpected turn.

>> No.17670896

>>17670888
That's usually how it goes with KDF.

>> No.17670903

>>17670853
Well, I definitely would do some hidden sex rarely even if she protests, especially if we were in something like a train or bus. I'd grope her so much she would be leaving a trail wherever she went.
We could also use masks to hide our identities and put up a private show for a person or two, but that would probably just happen once.

>> No.17670910

I want to be an infamous thief who steals maidens' hearts and not their virginities!

>> No.17670917

>>17670910
Murder isn't cool, anon.

>> No.17670920

>>17670917
They are already undead.

>> No.17670923

>>17670920
Still, you can't just go around swiping girls' body parts!

>> No.17670931
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17670931

This girl is hungry anon, won't you please feed her?

>> No.17670941

>>17670931
Call me when she's put on a few extra cup sizes.

>> No.17670948

>>17670931
Is toast fine? I don't have anything ready.

>> No.17670956

>>17670686
That's adorable, but...

Where you put it in her?

>> No.17670961

>>17670956
You know how squids have a mouth under all their tentacles?

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>> No.17671091

>>17671079
Power Wan

>> No.17671093
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I want to ask out out a tough mouse on a date!

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>> No.17671155

>>17671093
pests are for mating pressing

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>>17667386

>> No.17671230
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Botched confessions are the best.

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>>17671155
Automatons are the type of pest, right?

>> No.17671299

>>17671230
What about MGs trying to confess and messing it up?

>> No.17671306
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17671306

>>17671299
Botched confessions are still the best.

>> No.17671307

>>17671306
What a plain-cute waifu he has. I'd love to molest her.

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Bugboy drew Sluten Whoreji.

>> No.17671349

>>17671331
I just got fired from my job asshole

>> No.17671351

>>17671331
Happy Halloween, anon.

>> No.17671369 [DELETED] 
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>>17671349
>>17671351
>tfw already evading

>> No.17671397
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I know Summer is over, but please do consider Yuki-Onnas.
The cold winter will feel better with one.

>> No.17671402

>>17671397
I still want to run an Inn high up in the mountains, where all the winter-variant Monster Girls dwell.

>> No.17671414

>>17671402
>Glacies acting kuu and ordering nothing but water with ice cubes
>White Horns daydreaming and looking through the windows for a boy to save
>Yuki-Onnas sharing ice tea and discussing about their childhood friends
>One lone young Wendigo who came to buy spices for her family

>> No.17671462

>>17671397
Hey as someone who loves the cold and hates the heat; I'd gladly ask a cute Yuki-Onna out on a date and get to know her better. Plus my body produces heat like crazy, so while snuggling we'd blalance out one another's body tempetures perfectly.

>> No.17671464

>>17671414
There are probably Succubi who dress like Whitehorns up there in a smally village too.

>> No.17671486

This thread doesn't have enough spiders.

>> No.17671496

>>17671464
Sounds extremely cute. I'd make out with a winter coat clad Succubus without a second thought. I bet the feeling of her medium breasts through stiff wool fabric is divine.

>> No.17671508

>>17671462
Cuddling with a cold girl is the best.
She feels nice, appeasing and cool. To her you feel nice, comforting and warm.
Getting out of bed will be hard.

>>17671464
>>17671496
Fashionable winter Succubi are up there on the succubus scale.

>> No.17671516

>>17671414
Why is the wendigo buying spices?

>> No.17671526

>>17671516
For extra delicious and stretchy meat.

>> No.17671530

>>17671526
You're telling me they rub spices into meat?

That's lewd

>> No.17671536

>>17671530
Yes. They mix delicious spices with oil to make them stick to the meat. They'll do that to your meat, too. Just hope that she didn't make the wet rub too delicious and can control herself to only lick and suck and not revert to her biting and pulling instincts.

>> No.17671542

>>17671536
>he doesn't want little wendigo chan nibbling on his dick

>> No.17671562
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17671562

I want to scarf down some shota cookies, run into an Onee-Sabbath branch office, and shout that I need an Onee-san!

>> No.17671568

>>17671542
>he wants to feel a cute little wendigo's hard teeth drag all the way across his dick from base to hole when she goes wild from the delicious, salty taste
I bet you're one of those bitejob perverts and you'd even cum from the sensation of her teeth rubbing across your ridge.

>> No.17671569

Monster girls are the enemy of mankind also paladins are the best and you should marry them.

>> No.17671572

>>17671569
Paladins are for raping and corrupting into the perfect monstergirl warrior.

>> No.17671586

>>17671569
Indeed, everybody should go out and marry a wonderful paladin girl like this one.

>> No.17671587
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>>17671586
Forgot pic. Look at how beautiful this paladin is!

>> No.17671591

>>17671587
Something about her eyes doesn't seem right, but I can't put my finger on it.

>> No.17671593

>>17671587
Extremely beautiful! I'd marry her in an instant and have a wholesome life with her!

>> No.17671616

>>17671591
Don't be silly, everybody from her town looks like that.

>> No.17671632

>>17671591
Let me put it this way, red wine isn't the only red thing she drinks.

>> No.17671638
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17671638

Smug dogger

>> No.17671655
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>walk into the Mofu Club, the matron asking which girl you'd like for the evening
>you point to her and she ufufus, saying "Dear Sir, I'm not recommended for first time. Are you quite sure?"
>you nod and she flashes a devious smile before escorting you into one of the V.I.P. rooms
>the other girls snicker and prepare to call an ambulance since you'll be too dehydrated to move after this
>a few hours go by and the doors finally open, the matron crawling out of the room with disheveled hair and look absolutely exhausted
>"What's with that guy? Young men aren't supposed to have so much stamina. He's gotta be on something to keep him hard."
>you tell her the only thing keeping you hard is her body, then grab her leg and drag her back inside
>"P-Please, anymore and I'll get pregnant. I can't run a business like that. I'd be a terrible mom, anyways."
>she looks back to her staff for help, but they're so scared of interfering that they simply shut the doors again

>> No.17671658

>>17671655
Where can I go to get myself some fluff to huff?

>> No.17671664
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>>17671658
Shrines, Zipanguese restaurants, specialty mofu shops. Even your own home, with the new mofu delivery service.

>> No.17671668

>>17671655
Granny foxes were made to be sexually bullied.

>> No.17671672
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>>17671664
Bring a mofu home today.

>> No.17671678

>>17671668
gonna make them feel young against their wills
>force her to wear her old school girl uniform that no longer fits around her milfy curves
>bully her womb with your strong, youthful dick
>prove to her that she's not too old to pop out a daughteru or twelve for you

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>>17671672
I want an extra fluffy loli mofu.

>> No.17671734

>>17671715
Is it just me or is this mofu in distress

>> No.17671743

>>17671734
She's gone too long without being brushed. Her fluff is going out of control.

>> No.17671783

>>17671743
This likely happens to shut-in mofus that stop grooming themselves. Whoever finds her will have to call the professionals, a service with the most well trained mofu brushers in the world. They'll send someone in, and six hours later it'll be dealt with guaranteed. And the fox gets a doting house-husband boyfriend to help gently motivate her and make her feel wanted.

>> No.17671818

>>17671397
Would she be offended if I can't move due to the fact that my back and knees lock up in the cold weather?

I'm 24 with the joints and back of a 60 year old. I don't want her to feel too bad but sadly the cold hurts.

>> No.17671868

>>17671818
Mamono mana fixes that. If you marry a winter girl, cold and the ice and snow that comes with it doesn't bother you at all; you build an immunity to it. Just like how if you were to marry a hellhound or lava golem, you have a high tolerance to heat, to the point that you could probably bathe in lava, and it'd feel like a hot tub or something to you.

>> No.17671888

>>17671868
If you marry a Yeti and live in the snowy mountains, do you build a heat tolerance or cold tolerance?

>> No.17671897
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17671897

Don't trust Gyarus.

>> No.17671905

Dreamt I was cuddling an alp. It wasn't bad.

>> No.17671907
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>>17671888
Both, as well as Hug tolerance.

>> No.17671926

>>17671905
How big were its chesticles? And its spadetail? I need details.

>> No.17671927

>>17671897
I'll trust her to give me an amazing orgasm for a dime.

>> No.17671938

>>17670660
Living armors only transform non-monster women. If the woman has already fused with a cursed sword then she is a monster. If not then it would just be a matter of which mana works on her more quickly as far as what kind of monster she would become.

However, living armors have their own mind and do not fuse with women. A woman transformed by wearing one becomes her own independent monster (usually a succubus presumably). On the other hand, its questionable if a cursed sword on its own has its own mind or is even alive.

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>>17671715
>>17671734
The series of unfortunate events leading to that panel.
Truly, having big mofu is a burden.

>> No.17671962

>>17671927
But gyarus arent sluts

>> No.17671967

>>17671957
Her fluff betrays her lewd desires.

>> No.17671977

>>17670686
The cutest.

>> No.17671982

>>17671957
With great mofu comes great responsibility. It is her gift, her curse.

>> No.17671995
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>>17671907
>Hug tolerance
>"Hey, hey anon, remember the first time we met and I pulled out out of that snow bank with my hugs? You got hard so fast! You're a hug slut!"

>> No.17671999

>>17671995
pulled you out*

>> No.17672022
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17672022

How many more years until i achieve wizardry so i can conjure magic and be with my waifu? turning 25 today,please post vamps,dhampirs are fine too!

>> No.17672039

>>17672022
Five, but you need to get the training yourself and not lose any mana.
I am woefully undertrained at 28. I'll be lucky if I can shuffle a deck of cards.

>> No.17672040

>>17672022
I don't know about you but I want an elegant, classy vampire with huge muscles.

>> No.17672048

>>17671962
[citation needed]

>> No.17672066
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>>17672048
Just because they make themselves look sexually desireable and available doesn't mean they actually are available. They could be cockteases, you know!

>> No.17672073

>>17672066
>Gyaru Titania

Yes.

>> No.17672078

>>17672073
actually she's not as big as that image may lead you to believe.

>> No.17672081

>>17672073
I want to see a gyaru Tritonia!

>> No.17672083

>>17672078
Well I still want a gyaru Titania.

>> No.17672089

>>17671655
Don't bully the old mofu sexually. In fact, stop fornicating with old mofu altogether.

>> No.17672091

>>17672083

Fair enough. For the record, that character is Stella from dragon quest 9

>> No.17672095

>>17672089
Not gonna happen. Old mofu have the most mofu and know how to use it to make you the most comfy.

>> No.17672098

>>17672095
I want to prone bone an old mofu like a beast while encased in her tail cocoon on all sides and sniffing her silky silver hair.

>> No.17672106

>>17672095
But they're old!

>> No.17672107

>>17672040
Why a muscle vamp? dont they already have super strength?

>> No.17672110

>>17672106
You know how hipsters shave with an old 50's safety razor instead of a modern one? It's like that except for mofus.

>> No.17672113

>>17671275
Only the rogue ones, marked for collection and disassembly.

>> No.17672121

>>17672110
And just like with those razors, there are newer and better ones available. Switch to young mofu today!

>> No.17672122
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>>17672113
>disassembly
LEWD

>> No.17672125

>>17672121
A young mofu might get you off in seconds instead of minutes, true, but it's far more enjoyable to take the time to molest an old mofu. You know, relax and enjoy her warmth.

>> No.17672149

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65099520

Tritonia tits.

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17672161

We had a good match, dude!

>> No.17672171

>>17672125
Rather than speed, it's the staying power and enthusiasm. You just don't get that from old mofu.
With old mofu it's all complaints and protests. Complaints that you're molesting your ears too much, complaints that her breasts will be sore all day if you fondle them that hard, even more complaints when you grope her tail and tease her front at the same time, weak protests barely intelligible amidst her moans to go slower when you finally settle yourself into a comfortable rhythm, begging for a break when you're only getting started on the third consecutive round.
It's just a hassle to deal with old mofu.

>> No.17672173

>>17672161
I'll take the one on the left!

>> No.17672175

>>17672149
>one eye just barely visible through her hair
Unf.

>> No.17672179

>>17672122
There's nothing lewd about it. They need to get the faulty parts replaced and their glitches ironed out for their own good.

>> No.17672181

>>17672171
>weak protests barely intelligible amidst her moans to go slower when you finally settle yourself into a comfortable rhythm, begging for a break when you're only getting started on the third consecutive round
This is my fetish and the reason I like old mofu.

>> No.17672184

>>17672173
Fine by me, thicker hips and thighs and larger oppai to be squished by on the right!

>> No.17672188

>>17672184
Left also has very large and attractive hips and breasts, but importantly also much longer hair!

>> No.17672190

>>17672188

>but importantly also much longer hair!

Glad to see you know what's up

>> No.17672196
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I want a Hellhound to tell me she will protect me or is protecting me, lift me with her strong paws and kiss me while lifting me.

>> No.17672197

>>17672190
The mofu's short hair is only good for sniffing, whereas the abomination's long hair is also good for hairjobs, which are my fetish.

>> No.17672201

>>17672197
But the mofu also has very soft ears meant for something special.

>> No.17672204

>>17672196
but that makes you a slut

>> No.17672205

>>17672201
Dick taco is not my thing, but I hope you enjoy her ears as thoroughly as I will my abomination's hair.

>> No.17672206
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how big is too big?

>> No.17672207
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>>17672206
Bigger than this.

>> No.17672230

>>17672207
You're talking about her horns, aren't you?

>> No.17672236

>>17672230
Weren't you?

>> No.17672238

>>17671655
Reminder: old mofu is for tender sexual bullying while encouraging her that she'll be an amazing mother.

>> No.17672239
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>slimy slug hugs

>> No.17672246

>>17672236
I wasn't him, but I really couldn't see what else he could be talking about.

>> No.17672248

>>17672239
Why are all slugs such pure girls?

>> No.17672254

>>17672248
It's a mystery. But make sure that you don't hold their slimy hands before marriage.

>> No.17672257

>>17672181
>taking joy in running old mofu ragged
That's a terrible fetish you've got there. Old mofu should not be made to show an unsightly sweating, grasping, disheveled appearance.

>> No.17672262

>>17672257
It's even better if she's a CCC who's always been the hardass aunt to her family and now her grand-grand-grand-nieces can hear aunty moaning and begging like a vixen in heat.

>> No.17672263
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17672263

I like spiders.

>> No.17672264
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>Are you lost?
>Let us help you!

What do

>> No.17672265

>>17672254
how you keep a ring on her thoug?

>> No.17672271

>>17672264
Tell them how much I hate being confused, pranked, frustrated, or lost and how not aroused I will be if any of that happens.

>> No.17672272

>>17672264
I'd like to say I'd refuse, but deep down I know I couldn't turn down a pair of cute memecats.

>> No.17672282
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>>17672239

slugs and snails are cute

>> No.17672284

>>17672271
> " BOO! "
> [sound of pranks]
> " He's totally right! Look at that limp, flaccid cock! "
> " I'm even touching it and it's not becoming hard! "
> " So, if you're lost, the exit's right over there. It doesn't look like a door, but it works if you know it works. Or, if you want, we can go on a tour. It's been a while since we had any decent company."

>> No.17672288

>>17672282
Semen has salt in it- would it hurt her if i came inside?

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>>17672282
>slugs and snails
and puppy dog tails

>> No.17672297

>>17672262
Please don't undermine a prideful old fox's dignified image. How could she look her younger relatives in the eye after they've heard howling and moaning like a rutting beast while a young man used her body as his personal plaything?

>> No.17672298

>>17672288
>Semen has salt in it
h-how do you know this?

>> No.17672301
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>>17672296
thunder and lightning

>> No.17672302

>>17672298
Probably researching if a woman of average size could sustain themselves entirely on semen. The answer is no, not without magic involved.

>> No.17672306

>>17672288

No it wouldn't. Otherwise that would be a serious problem for them

>> No.17672307

>>17672298
Because I read an old joke about "why is semen so salty", as well as the fact that basically everything bodies make has salt.

>> No.17672308

>>17672296
>tsundere kobold
Doesn't work when her tail keeps betraying her, but it's still cute.

>> No.17672311

>>17672264
With how often they are used to shitpost, I have developed a negative Pavlovian response to the sight of a Cheshire Cat's face
So I tell them to BUZZ OFF

>> No.17672312

>>17672264
I'm not lost, but who am I to refuse some company while exploring the wonderland?

>> No.17672314
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>>17672264

>> No.17672315

>>17672312
>I'm not lost
That's what they all say

>> No.17672324

>>17672315
I'm not though, the exit is right there.

>> No.17672326

>>17672315
And most of them are right until they take a Cheshire up on her offer to guide them

>> No.17672344

>>17672297
>one tailed loli grand-grand-grand-grand-niece has a boyfriend about the same age as the old fox's one
>she gets smug about not getting tired nearly as fast as aunty

>> No.17672384

>>17672344
Upstaged by a single tail squirt. How humiliating.

>> No.17672385

Would a Dark Priest from Zipangu be a shrine maiden instead of a nun?

>> No.17672389
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17672389

Does your MG waifu have sprite work?

>> No.17672392

>>17672385
Probably, assuming they have them natively in Zipangu. At the very least they should have some succubutt shrine maidens.

>> No.17672395 [DELETED] 

>>17672389

No, sadly. They're not particularly

>> No.17672402

>>17672389

Unfortunately, no.

>> No.17672404

>>17672385
Would a Dark Priest from the Mist Continent be executed for spreading religion by the tyrannical MCP ( Mist-Continent Communist Party)

>> No.17672408
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>>17672389
Does this count

>> No.17672412
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>>17672389
Yes.

>> No.17672428

Pudgy Dark priest is best dark priest

>> No.17672432

>>17672428
Nothing pudgy will ever be best, neither will too much muscle.

>> No.17672438

>>17672432
Wrong on both accounts!

A pudgy dark priest is best for preaching comfy loving and a muscled one is best for preaching rough loving!

>> No.17672440

>>17672432
Not too much muscle, but with just enough?
Perfecto.

>> No.17672443

>>17672161
I want to suck on Ran's nipples until the day I die!

>> No.17672444

>>17672384
It'll be even more humiliating when the niece challenges her aunt to an endurance test and both pairs get to work in the family's grand hall. Aunty will be humiliated in front of the entire family when she's panting and gasping and ahegao'd out after only five rounds and her niece hasn't even stopped sucking yet!

>> No.17672450
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>> No.17672455

>>17672440
Just enough muscle or just enough fat can make for good girl, but too much ruins them.

>>17672438
A pudgy dark priest is for fucking her fat away and a muscled one is for lazying around until she's normal.

>> No.17672463

>>17672450
A girl shouldn't have horns that touchable. I want to rub them.

>> No.17672464

>>17672455
Never!
The pudgy one deserves sweets and the muscled one a spotter as she preaches sick s

>> No.17672466

>>17672464
*sick gains

>> No.17672476

>>17672389
When I get good enough she will

>> No.17672480

>>17672389
Sandworm almost never gets any artwork sadly.

>> No.17672485

>>17672428
Just imagine being her childhood friend anon.
Imagine how adorably flustered she'd get when you actually choose her to be your wife in your rite of passage.

>> No.17672488

>>17672450
What sizable tail for such a small demon.

>> No.17672495

>>17672444
Please, like that pipsqueak wouldn't twisting and moaning with wild abandon only partway through foreplay. Lolis are too easily overstimulated.

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>> No.17672514

>>17671632
Red mountain dew? Gamer grills are gross desu.

>> No.17672526

>>17672514
Eugh, also explains why her eyes are red. Not enough sleep from playing all night.

>> No.17672536

>>17672514
>>17672526
Please stop bullying the dhampir.

>> No.17672577
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17672577

Decided to give a go at this gf meme. Hope you guys like

>> No.17672608
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>>17672577
Sandworms are good girls, would get eaten by one.

>> No.17672614

>>17672577
She sounds quite yan

>> No.17672617

>>17672577
>*burrows 50ft underground*
What a cutie. Sandworms are underrated even to me. I wouldn't mind if one claimed me.

>> No.17672619

>>17672608
Indeed they are. They're the cutest girls out there but also the most erotic ones!

>> No.17672634
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>>17672536
With their idea of original characters, no wonder they're getting bullied.

>> No.17672638

>>17672634
I want to trick a Dhampir into picking up a Cursed Sword, causing her to become a berserker enslaved to her own vampiric instincts whose only respite is cuddling with her husband and drinking some of his blood.

>> No.17672647

>>17672638
If you seduce her, does that mean you technically have two waifus?

>> No.17672761

>>17672647
Hey!
Cholera is best one girl harem!

>> No.17672763

>>17672761
*Chimera
God damn autocorrect

>> No.17672803

Why are we so dead when my waifu is so cute?

>> No.17672812

>>17672803
People suddenly lose interest in threads which hit the bumplimit

>> No.17672813

>>17672761
Everyone was so quick to waifu Ebola-Chan. Only truly devoted husbandos remember Cholera-sama.

>> No.17672815

>>17672803
Well, I was on a plane so that makes it a bit tough

>> No.17672821
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Cockatrice will get her time to shine one day right?

>> No.17672829
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>>17672821
I hope so Cockatrice is still my number 1

>> No.17672832

>>17672821
One day she'll catch that serial hugger in the act

>> No.17672833

>>17672829
Why is she?

>> No.17672838
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>That feel when your waifu wants nothing to do with you.

>> No.17672842 [DELETED] 

>>1767220
Im happy to be a slut for a sexy protective Hellhound.

>> No.17672850
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>>17672833
I don't really know ever since I got into this bullshit.
she's just stood out to me and she just became my favorite.

>> No.17672858 [DELETED] 

>>17672204
I would be happy to be a slut for a sexy and protective Hellhound.

>> No.17672859

>>17666378
Whoah. So deep it deserves another mentioning.

>> No.17672861
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>>17672850
its cause you love cocks isn't it

>> No.17672864

Do people here ever design their own monstergirls?

>> No.17672874

>>17672861
don't ever stop being you meme cat

>> No.17672875

>>17672864
I've seen some species, but it's mostly just characters.

>> No.17672878

>>17672536
Mommy issues the monstergirl deserves mindbreak, bullying is the least of her worries.

>> No.17672882

>>17672878
i wonder if she has those mega periods like the vampire girl from karin.

>> No.17672894

>>17672878
You deserve mindbreak.

>> No.17672914

>>17668413
>to court anon
oh ho ho

>> No.17672916

>17672859
This reminds me of the Eros jihad image. Anyone have a copy of that?

>> No.17672919

>>17672916
I do.

>> No.17672923

>>17668413
YES

Reminder that demons are perfection

>> No.17672930

>>17672919
Anon pls.

>> No.17672939

>>17672878
>adopteru of a vampire and her husband
>grow up respecting your mother and grow to despise dhampirs for targeting her kind
>become a roaming warrior who searches out dhampirs in various undead kingdoms and correcting their ways
>eventually end up with a medium sized harem of domesticated dhampirs who will argue over who gets to service you first
I know it's a bit gary stu-ish but I'd enjoy seeing it play out. vampire > human > dhampir > vampire.

>> No.17672941

>>17672149
The feathery fins all over her are supposed to be part of her body, but I guess the artist could say this one is just using polymorph.

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>>17672916

>> No.17672969

>>17670575
>Giving a dying Paladin-chan a Cursed Sword on accident
>Your door getting cleaved in twain that evening, the scraping of the crimson blade on the wooden floors
"She wasted her flesh by never taking you. -I- will not."

>> No.17672973

So, anons who like high class monster girls.

How would you handle being in those upper echelon gatherings.

How would she handle a low class event like getting hotwings and beer?

>> No.17673022
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>>17672973
>How would you handle being in those upper echelon gatherings.
I'd just try to follow her lead and not slip up too much. All the fancy food or drink would throw me off a bit though, I hate wine and prefer my food more simple and down to earth.
>How would she handle a low class event like getting hotwings and beer?
I'd love to take a Wight for a burger and beer. Seeing her prodding at the burger with a fork unsure how to approach it and sniffing the beer to try and judge it before taking a sip would be adorable.

>> No.17673062

>>17672614
It's in their nature even if they don't intend to be. They're just super protective, and in turn, that means you spend most your time inside her. Also, you got to think how lonely they must be. It's not like they can visit a town and mingle with people. Their hubby is probably in most cases the only person they'll ever communicate with in their entire life just because of their biology. You're her only friend, and because of that, she never wants to let you go; you are her world.

>> No.17673073

>>17673022
>"What type of beef is this?"
"Ground beef."
>"Ground? As in, the ground?"
"No no, it's just cuts of beef shoulder thrown into a grinder and then formed into a patty."
>"...How uncouth."
"Just eat it. It's good, I promise."

>> No.17673116

>>17673073
>Here! Try the breaded chicken piccata. It comes with lightly toasted julienned potatoes and a tomato emulsion.
>This is chicken nuggets and fries with ketchup.

>> No.17673126

>>17673073
>"And this drink?"
"It's beer"
>"It looks like urine, isn't alcohol normally red?"
"Not everything is wine, drink some already"
>She nervously takes a sip
>Pulls a weird face
>Takes another before quickly gulping the whole thing down
>Pouts when you tease her for doing something so out of of character

>> No.17673144

>>17673126
What about champagne and the white wines? This wight is a faker and needs more culture.

>> No.17673172

>>17672894
I wouldn't mind being broken down by a monster nee-san who wanted to reforge me as her perfect otouto.
Its for the greater good after all.

>> No.17673177

>>17672969
>body snatching
Tell her to fuck off and to pay for the door

>> No.17673182

>>17673144
To be honest, the whole "rich people aren't familiar with peasant food" is a meme. Usually the opposite really. It's much less Marie Antoinette and more Scrooge McDuck. I went to a fundraiser event recently put on by some of the biggest billionaires in town, and it was draft local beer and calf fries as the appetizers. Why? Because Mr. Bass is a classy guy but also enjoys making the fake rich snooty middle class women squirm, whether it's at a charity ball or with a big glass of pinot in his hand while he smiles and waves at people on the street from the balcony at the opera.

>> No.17673214

>>17673182
So what you’re saying is, Madam Wight isn’t going to be disgusted by burgers, but instead prefer a great burger over something hoity-toity? I think I’m in love.

>> No.17673216

>>17672973
>How would she handle a low class event like getting hotwings and beer?

I want to take a Wight to an arcade with rhythm games and see her get rekt.

She'd probably drain my energy and rape me afterwards though.

>> No.17673217

>>17673214
A dragon that loves a good olive burger would be fantastic

>> No.17673227

>>17673214
A burger with sauteed undead grey mushrooms would attract every undead in town.

>> No.17673246

>>17673214
The main advantage of being rich is being able to do whatever you want, as long as it's not trashy. Want a burger for lunch and boiled lobster for dinner? Want to try grinding up a lobster tail to make a lobster burger the next day? You're the boss.

People who have money tend to evaluate cost/benefit ratios a lot more than people who don't actually have money but just spend money as fast as they make it and have nothing. So a six dollar combo at McDonald's might disgust them, but a proper six dollar burger at a local joint hits the right spot.

You know how many hole in the wall places say they make a ton of their money from catering? That's from rich people dining there and wanting guaranteed good food for events. And after the miserable fingerfood you see from most "professional" caterers, I don't blame them.

>> No.17673254

>>17673182
Most anons seem to see the MG world as nothing but memes and cliches.

>> No.17673304

>>17673172
Yep, you definitely deserve some rape and mindbreak.

>> No.17673312
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>>17673254

>> No.17673317

Can you name me a more dangerous monster than a hellicore?

>> No.17673320

>>17673317
The what now?

>> No.17673324

>>17673317
A wurm who lost her husband. He just wanted to run to the store before she woke up! There’s no need to level the whole city looking for him.

>> No.17673326

>>17673317
A Medusa who likes to petrify your dick so you cannot cum.

>> No.17673328

>>17673312
I have no idea what this is even meant to imply.

>> No.17673330

>>17672838
>monstergirls
>xenophobic isolationists

l a f f y t a f f y
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>> No.17673333

Which monstergirl loves orange soda?

>> No.17673342

>>17673333
Goddammit. You just made me think of Kenan and Kel with Kel having alped. I hate you for making me think of this but for some reason and Alp who would do almost anything for orange soda sounds really cute.

>> No.17673345

>>17673342
I just had this thought too. Fuck>>17673333 for this.

>> No.17673346

>>17673312
If I order off the kids menu would I get a loli Cheshire?

>> No.17673347

>>17673333
All of them. The way you separate the wheat from the chaff is by placing Fanta and a Sunkist in front of them.

>> No.17673354

>>17673317
>an ushi-oni x cheshire hybrid in wonderland with full teleportation powers
You can't escape the rape.

>> No.17673355

>>17673347
>that feeling of disappointment when your waifu chooses Faygo

>> No.17673358

>>17673333
God fucking damn it, this >>17673342

>> No.17673366

>>17673342
Who?

>> No.17673367

>>17673333
Would you give an MG your sunny D?

>> No.17673369

>>17673342
Get out of my head, Anon.

>> No.17673373

>>17673347
How about tang? Or Crush?

>> No.17673382

>>17673373
>tang
>non-soda
>in a discussion of orange soda

What's next, HiC? You disgust me, spaceman.

>> No.17673384

>>17673373
I’m gonna go with Crush on this one. Who does that match me with?

>> No.17673392

>>17673345
>>17673358
>>17673369
>"Who loves orange soda? KELLY LOVES ORANGE SODA!!!"

>>17673366
>some people don't remember Kenan and Kel
Okay I'm not supposed to feel this old yet.

>> No.17673398

>>17673384
Due to an issue with the astrological algorithm, that matches you with a Barometz.

>> No.17673406

>>17673392
Anon please stop this. Dark, dumb alps should not exist.

>> No.17673418
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>>17672389
Soon every one from MGE released so far will have some.

>> No.17673419

>>17673354
An Ushi-Oni with purple fluff sounds nice.

>> No.17673427

>>17673418
Neat.

>> No.17673435

>>17673419
She also makes rape jokes and shitty puns while raping you.

>> No.17673441

>>17673418
Even in pixel form, Shog retains her smugness.

>> No.17673452

>>17672577
Cute!

>I'm a good hunter
Only if by hunter she means opening her mouth and swallowing everything in her path.

>>17672821
Non-jub harpies are all severely underrated. One day Anons will awaken to the charm of feathers.

>> No.17673462

>>17673317
That sounds stupider than the Cheticore.

>> No.17673465

>>17673419
Don't forget the cute cat ears

>> No.17673469

>>17673452
What would a duck harpy be like? I want a duck harpy.

>> No.17673473

>>17673342
Oh yeah that was a thing
No I was actually watching an episode of American dad where they bring a president from the past to the future and he becomes obsessed with orange soda.
Was thinking about that happening to a monster girl

>> No.17673478

>>17673469
>What would a duck harpy be like?
a ballet dancer

>> No.17673485

>>17673478
I thought those are swans

>> No.17673490

>>17673419
Not just purple fur, she would also purr when raping.

>> No.17673492

>>17673490
with their barbed penis

>> No.17673498

>>17673469
They would be very cute and relaxed, especially the young ducklings who are still fluffly and yellow.
Feed them bread if you want to hear their happy quacks.

>> No.17673499

>>17673478
I see what you did there anon.

>> No.17673508

>>17673492
Fizz please go.

>> No.17673509

>>17673469
>duck harpy
false holes

>> No.17673517

>>17673490
>she would also purr
>when raping

That was almost heartwarming.

>> No.17673523

>>17673490
That sounds too cute. It would stop being rape to become rough cuddly sex.

>> No.17673526
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>>17673469
I knew some day I would have reason to use this.

>> No.17673553

>>17673498
>Aw yiss
>Muthafukin
>Husband~

>> No.17673554

>>17673317
Sign me up.

https://i.imgur.com/ZhzYpvG.png

>> No.17673557

>>17673517
How about during post-rape cuddles then?
>>17673523
Ushi-oni cheshires would be unpredictable. Sometimes cuddle sex, sometimes brutal rape.

>> No.17673562

>>17673554
>Still has the limiter on
Meh.

>> No.17673569

>>17673562
It's up to you to wrestle it off.
If you can't manage that, you aren't ready for it.

>> No.17673573

>>17673554
This design is lazy.

>> No.17673575

>>17673557
>post-rape cuddles
Much better. A shame her victim won't be conscious to appreciate it.

>> No.17673577

I kind of wish we had more stories of under-utilized girls. But, I suppose that's wistful musings.

>> No.17673580
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17673580

One day I will molest a gyaru Paladin-chan.

>> No.17673581

>>17673577
Such as who?

>> No.17673588

>>17673580
That's not a gyaru paladin, that's a dragon rider who defends the balance of the world.

>> No.17673589

>>17673580
>molest a gyaru

She'd clearly be asking for it.

>> No.17673593

>>17673580
I didn't expect to see zoi here.
>>17673588
How can she defend balance if she breaks the balance?

>> No.17673595

>>17673589
But I'd do it without paying her. It's like stealing.

>> No.17673598

>>17673593
She stop defending once she grabs a swimsuit.

>> No.17673609
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girls from the ocean are always wet

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65066201

>> No.17673617

>>17673595
It's a gyaru, I bet she'd be doing it for free anyway.

>> No.17673622

>>17673617
Depends on how she's feeling and how cute anon is.

>> No.17673623

>>17673609
>Fourth image
Hold the fuck up

>> No.17673632

>>17673609
No, bad anon, dont stick things in the butt

>> No.17673647

>>17673580
>tfw no gyaru onee-chan paladin of Eros who gently takes my first time and then switches into predator mode and makes me go another five rounds with her

>> No.17673649

>>17673581
Werebats, Dryads, ( You )

>> No.17673658

>>17673649
>Dryads
There's a girl I've never read a story about.

>> No.17673666

>>17673649
Werebats are dom in the dark and sub in the sun right? What would happen if you got some low frequency strobes?

>> No.17673671

>>17673666
That's how you mindbreak the poor girl Satan.

>> No.17673674

>>17673575
Jinko-cheshire mixes are superior

>> No.17673680

>>17673674
That just a purple Jinko that knows kung fu and plays the straight man in a comedy duo.

>> No.17673686

>>17673680
*That's

>> No.17673696

>>17673647
Sorry, all the paladin onee-chans are busy, off hunting shotas.

>> No.17673697
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Hurry Anon, she's throwing a tantrum! Give her something before she destroys the village!

>> No.17673699

>>17673680
No.
It's a muscled Cheshire that's tall and has a more 'perfect oneliner' type of humor

>> No.17673703

>>17673697
It’s alright guys, I got this. I’ll be her sacrifice. Tell my story.

>> No.17673705

>>17673697
Oh no.
She's not getting anything if she's going to be a spoiled brat.

>> No.17673707

>>17673697
See if she's getting dinner if she keeps the tantrum up.

>> No.17673710

>>17673703
No Anon, I can't let you! I'll be the sacrifice instead, I insist!

>> No.17673713
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>>17673658
I could, but probably shouldn't.

>> No.17673714

>>17673699
>oneliners
Poor thing needs to be put down.

>> No.17673717

>>17673697
She's getting a spanking if she's going to be spoiled like that. Tantrum makes even my daughteru look more fierce than her.

>> No.17673723

>>17673714
Not one liners like action movies more like she wants for the perfect moment, drops a single , well-crafted line thatll split your sides

>> No.17673727

well, hello down there

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64297614

>> No.17673728

>>17673697
I'd be cranky too if some creepy collector locked me away, and I missed out on a chance for food (even if it was an obnoxious rodent and twig). Just give her some cuddles and some flying room, and she'll be fine.

>> No.17673743

>>17673727
Is that the Predator's mouth?

>> No.17673744

>>17673727
>predator mouth vagina
NOPE.

>> No.17673745

>>17673727
>zawa
Oh no
>tags
OH NO

>> No.17673754
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>>17672389
Yup.

>> No.17673755

>>17673727
That's one ugly motherfucking vagina.

>> No.17673762

>>17673713
I want to bestially naizuri this princess-chan.

>> No.17673763

>>17673710
No no no. You have too much to live for. I insist I must go. It is my time for my life to end. and ours together to begin.

>> No.17673764
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>>17673713
Only the large breasted may rule.

>> No.17673767
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>>17673745
Another masterpiece from the man that brought you "lamiasune vore"

>> No.17673773
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>>17673727
>vore isn't tagged in moonrunes
>it's in fully ALLCAPS english instead
This motherfucker.

>> No.17673784

>>17673743
>>17673744

>Perform Cunnilingus?
>Y
>N

>> No.17673793

>>17673784
>N

>> No.17673799

>>17673784
No, vaganias are only for coitus.

>> No.17673822

>>17673784
Nope.

>> No.17673829
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17673829

>>17673743
>>17673744
Don't be rude to Predator-chan

>> No.17673839

>>17673799
i feel bad for your fictional significant other

>> No.17673842

>>17673767
Having no idea of any other artwork she is in, she looks cute. Fluffy tails and soft scales go together well.

>> No.17673847

>>17673829
Eww, someone drop a huge tree log on that thing.

>> No.17673872

>>17673842
In short that artist made a snek transformation of Ran and used it in a vore doujin.
It is a nice design though.

>> No.17673875
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17673875

>>17673847
I suppose you think this is better?

>> No.17673880
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17673880

[x] Molest tail

>> No.17673884

>>17673829
Not a monstergirl.

>> No.17673885

>>17673875
Much better.

>> No.17673890

>>17673880
[X] Molest all over.

>> No.17673892

>>17673880
Damn ratas.
I'll video myself molesting her tail and replace her station's news broadcast with it. That'll teach her.

>> No.17673893

>>17673875
Hope she doesn't bite my tongue off during a kiss

>> No.17673896

>>17673893
Hope she uses her tonguemouth to give me a piston bitejob.

>> No.17673903

>>17673892
Only if you do the molesting while she sleeps, without waking her. It's not even remotely worth the air time otherwise.

>> No.17673909

>>17673896
>Piston bitejob
Bob pls go

>> No.17673911
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I wish Hellhounds could be real

>> No.17673914

>>17673903
>rata thinks she's a virgin
>suddenly gets cut off on air and replaced with video of her being sleeping raped
>it includes a close-up of her being deflowered with a condom
How ruined would she be socially after this?

>> No.17673918

>>17673909
Since when is Bob into dick biting?

>> No.17673923

>>17673914
>Mary! Get a camera crew. I’ve got a story and a pelvis I need to break.
Be careful anons! She’s not some local news station celebrity. She is an intrepid reporter who will hunt down her story.

>> No.17673933

>>17673918
Since when is there a form of degeneracy Bob isn't into?

>> No.17673943

>>17673914
>with a condom
Over the fucking line. Five consecutive lifetimes in the Matango pit.

>> No.17673946

>>17673933
I don't know or care what Bob is into, but CBT seems more like a Harblador thing to me.

>> No.17673949

>>17673880
Mofu, Neapolitan flavor.

>> No.17673950
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17673950

>You will never live in LateNight's comfy MGC world
>You will never live in a cozy apartment with your waifu
>You will never be friends with the others in the apartment complex
>You will never get into shenanigans with them
>They will never make a sitcom based on it

>> No.17673951

>>17673943
She's feel the cum inside her if he hadn't used one. It would be impossible to do it raw and have her not know her virginity had been stolen from her?

>> No.17673959

>>17673950
At least I can self insert a bit when he posts based on what I was posting ;_;

>> No.17673960

>>17673950
That's a Big, Burly Bull!

>> No.17673962

>>17673960
I want to grope her meaty meats.

>> No.17673965

>>17673950
What does the C stand for?

>> No.17673966
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17673966

>>17673959
>tfw you helped come up with mechanubis
Feels good.

>> No.17673972

>>17673965
city

>> No.17673977

>>17673972
A city which is also a world?

>> No.17673978

>>17673966
It's nice to see when discussions and drawings are created from something you posted. Makes me feel a bit important.

>> No.17673981

>>17673966
I want that Hinezumi to be my friend.

>> No.17673995

>>17673977
It's the world in which that city exists.

>> No.17674002

>>17673950
You forgot the most important one,
>You will never be able to come up with something like this and then be able to draw it in a cute way

>> No.17674005

>>17673911
I wish I could chain a Hellhound up and fuck her butt.

>> No.17674007

>>17674002

Dammit, Anon. You know to hit me where it hurts.

>> No.17674008

>>17674002
It's possible to make progress, anon. Recently I've been ignored when I post drawings instead of being insulted and told to leave.

>> No.17674009

>>17674002
It fucking hurts. I wanna draw comfy art of a self insert with my Hellhound waifu.

>> No.17674013
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17674013

>>17673966
Fire Mouse!

>> No.17674015

>>17674002
I really believe that I could improve if I had the time. Damnit, why does life have to be so shit?

>> No.17674026

>>17674013
Best mouse.

>> No.17674037

>>17674008

I don't think i'd even consider posting anything i drew until i got a couple years experience.

>> No.17674041

Can powerful Succubi impart lewd dreams to others unintentionally?

>> No.17674042

>>17674026

Well to be fair her competition for that title isn't very impressive.

>> No.17674046

>>17674042
Dormice are nice.

>> No.17674053

>>17674041
Probably. The energy around them would be too great to not lewd things.

>> No.17674057

>>17674046
All mice are nice.

>> No.17674066

>>17674041
Maybe the really powerful ones that are just oozing with demonic energy.

>> No.17674073

>>17674041
Wouldn't be as bad as high-powered Youko.
They're basically walking DE auras.

>> No.17674091
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17674091

>>17674073
Excuse you.

>> No.17674094

>>17674091
Let's not bring weapons of mass corruption into the discussion.

>> No.17674115

>>17674002
>never
Time to git gud

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17674144

>>17673893
>>17673896
>Xenomorph Queen completely capable of empathic telepathy, giving you regular doses of royal jelly to keep you unable to move
>Uses her pharyngael jaw/tongue to give you blowjobs
>The jaw's teeth acting like DRS that scrapes pleasure up your shaft and glans, going back and forth like a piston of muscle
>It gives her a sadistic glee to do this to you for hours on end, making sure you're nice and 'juiced up' as it were

>> No.17674156
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17674156

Lazy Oni

>> No.17674157

>>17674156
Not that lazy if she has those abs.

>> No.17674162

>>17674144
Predator chan will save me!

>> No.17674168

>>17674162
And then force you to make out with her fanged vagina face.

>> No.17674175

>>17674002
>tfw I'd probably draw more undead kingdom landscapes than cute girls if I could draw

>> No.17674184

>>17674175
What do Undead Kingdom landscapes look like?

>> No.17674188

>>17674184
Grey and purple with a mix of death. They have a few dead trees and some glowing plants here and there.

>> No.17674208

>>17674157
spray on abs like all onis

>> No.17674229
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>>17674156
I wanna cuddle with her

>> No.17674235
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>>17674208
Rude.

>> No.17674246

>>17674184
Victorian England, but it's always night

Or open plains, graveyards, and castles

>> No.17674247

Wonderland Centaur soon fellow S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

>> No.17674249

>>17674246
>>17674246
Yharnam?

>> No.17674260

>>17674247
Were is the proofs, comrade?

>> No.17674266
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>>17673880
>ttw no thick rata to cosplay as makoto for you

>> No.17674283

>>17674266
Im be too busy groping my thick rata to care, although garters and meaty thighs are a great combo

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>>17672916

>> No.17674307

>>17674184
Somewhere between victorian, gothic and Yharnam.

>> No.17674323

>>17674247
Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

>> No.17674339

>>17674307
But Yharnham has werewolf packs stalking the streets!

>> No.17674341

>>17672864
I would if I could draw.

>> No.17674355

>>17674289
So pure she still decided to cover up her nips

>> No.17674356
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>>17674184
>>17674249
>>17674307
Yharnam fills almost all of the criteria for an Undead Kingdoms visual appearance.
>>17674246
I've always envisioned Undead Kingdoms having forest ares similar to the Huntsman's Copse and greek style mediterranean areas.

>> No.17674363

>>17673418
Shog is cute but Dark Slime needs a wizard hat.

>> No.17674373

>>17673418
I've got a bad feeling about that Queen Slime...

>> No.17674375

>>17674356
>I've always envisioned Undead Kingdoms having forest ares
Me too, can't have a spooky and athmospheric region without some dark forests.

>> No.17674379

>>17674373
She looks too smug. She knows something.

>> No.17674384

>>17674356
>Yharnam
Maybe for the provincial vampires and Liches, but can you really imagine a snooty Wight living in somewhere so dreary? The capital at least should look like Anor Londo.

>> No.17674395

>>17674384
Too bright, but Irythill would be just right

>> No.17674409

>>17674384
The capital would probably be pretty relatively sparsely populated with clean spacious streets, gardens, and grand architecture and mansions everywhere. Anor Londo is more "MINDBOGGLINGLY GRAND FORTRESS OF THE LITERAL GODS with allcaps" than the kind of moody atmosphere I'd expect from an undead kingdom.

>> No.17674413

>>17674395
Fuck that, I'm heading to the Boreal Valley for comfy times

>> No.17674427

>>17672264
TRUST NO ONE

>> No.17674442

>>17674427
I just want a pair of oppai loli Cheshire sisters.

Is that so wrong?

>> No.17674444

>>17674427
Not even your cats?

>> No.17674463