Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:04:16 2017 No.17683777 [Reply] [Original]

Best friend!

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:04:54 2017 No.17683781 File: 157 KB, 850x920, fleshgolemfu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Protect the smile at all costs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:05:10 2017 No.17683782 >>17683777 I think a wolfu dressed like that is hoping to be much more than best friends.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:05:15 2017 No.17683783 Doromes give best hugs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:05:28 2017 No.17683784 File: 215 KB, 613x722, hellhoundAsuki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Second for Hotdogs a best

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:07:14 2017 No.17683785 File: 309 KB, 950x1200, received_1730660056962164.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:07:43 2017 No.17683787 File: 3.69 MB, 2547x2105, 1505526728080.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's all love White Horns

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:08:49 2017 No.17683791 File: 526 KB, 1796x2603, fall_Kenron_Toqueen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17683785 Anubutts are for love

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:10:03 2017 No.17683796 >>17683777 Kobolds are the best wans!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:13:40 2017 No.17683804 >>17683796 Kobolds are pedestrian as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:14:13 2017 No.17683806 File: 655 KB, 800x800, 1454113152443.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marry the hotdog!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:14:18 2017 No.17683807 File: 597 KB, 706x901, Latenight shog pout.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17683777 olev

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:15:16 2017 No.17683811 >>17683804 That's not the right attitude anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:15:39 2017 No.17683813 >>17683777 I'd imagine she always smells like wet dog

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:16:26 2017 No.17683818 >>17683804 Only specific breeds are pedestrian, there is a lot of variance among them. A german shepard and a dachsund are very different things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:19:41 2017 No.17683831 >>17683804 They're ok, but they're largely ruined in these threads by one faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:20:55 2017 No.17683835 >>17683831 I'd say his defense force has ruined them more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:20:59 2017 No.17683836 >>17683777 >Best friend! more like dead friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:21:34 2017 No.17683838 Which monster girl would be best at paizuri?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:22:25 2017 No.17683841 >>17683777 I agree. Grey wolf is too good and I'd love to hang out with her, maybe even cuddle a lot. Bonus point if she lets me rub all of her fluff, even rub her muff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:23:05 2017 No.17683845 >>17683835 Those guys mostly help enable and amplify the problem, but they aren't the source.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:23:12 2017 No.17683846 >>17683838 Holstaur, do you even need to ask?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:23:59 2017 No.17683852 >>17683804 Tied for worst canine species with cu sith.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:26:58 2017 No.17683857 [SPOILER]

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>>17683838
Baphomet!
I'm just kidding, Baphs are flatter than a coke left out in the sun all day. A titfuck from one of them would be like eating a bread sandwich. You're a shit Baphomet, come back when Sabbath invent tits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:27:47 2017 No.17683859 >>17683845 Sure, but the source would be largely ignorable and fairly innocuous without the enabling and amplification.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:28:52 2017 No.17683863 >>17683857 What they lack in tits they make up for with cunny anon.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:29:09 2017 No.17683865

If the portals opened and everyone Anon found their Waifu, how many of you would tell her the truth about this world?

If you faced extreme hardship, depression, or wanted to kill yourself, would you tell her? What about your family, if she wanted to meet them? Or huge losses of life like both major wars?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:29:53 2017 No.17683867 >>17683804 They're rather boring, but they fill the role of the obedient pet girl a chunk of the thread seems to believe monstergirls should be/are. I'm surprised she's not more popular because of this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:30:55 2017 No.17683871 >>17683863 Whoop de shit, they have a meme you force twice a thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:31:20 2017 No.17683872 File: 334 KB, 750x1000, 1504513617309.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why can't they be real?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:31:50 2017 No.17683874 >>17683865 I wouldn't bring anything up unless she asked. But if she did, I would be straight forward with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:32:07 2017 No.17683876 >>17683865 She's a powerful mage, she's going to either know this already or suspect it. Also I'd still like to keep in contact with my family, yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:32:07 2017 No.17683877 >>17683865 I'd tell her a lot just to see her face. Nothing would matter though since I would be with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:33:16 2017 No.17683879 >>17683865 If it ever came up id be honest with her. Idk id never been suicidal but id definitely let her know how miserable I was until she came along. Other than that id probably just keep the history to myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:34:31 2017 No.17683882 >>17683872 It's better this way

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:34:37 2017 No.17683883

>>17683865
She'd probably be able to guess a lot of it just by knowing me, but I don't think I'd go out of my way to tell her the really bad things. She's way too pure and optimistic and I couldn't bear to make her sad, even if what I'd tell her could never affect us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:35:08 2017 No.17683886 >>17683865 I'm going to assume human history is ugly wherever it is, so she probably suspects it's shitty already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:35:14 2017 No.17683887 >>17683882 No, it's fucking not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:36:40 2017 No.17683892 >>17683857 Who cares about paizuri, when you can have naizuri and canonically best pussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:41:20 2017 No.17683909 >>17683807 >Hrrrng, Mastaaaah... you said you'd stay home all day with me today. Who's this hussy inviting you out?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:41:31 2017 No.17683910 >>17683887 You want hideous 3DPD looks and attitudes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:41:50 2017 No.17683911 >>17683892 >naizuri Literally rubbing your dick on nothing. Like I said, it's a bread sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:42:56 2017 No.17683913 >>17683911 I would compare more to a rice sandwich which are the bomb

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:44:12 2017 No.17683916 >>17683910 No, you're full of shit anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:46:15 2017 No.17683920 File: 409 KB, 1512x2016, Hhhori (7.0) [S].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jabberwock claws/feet are nice, because their outer scales are sleek and shiny, yet their soles are nice and soft. And great to poke

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:47:00 2017 No.17683921 >>17683892 Im just not that into lolis man. Seriously id be screaming that the entire time she was raping me. Just give me a teenage looking baphomet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:49:27 2017 No.17683930 >>17683865 Whatever happens, introducing MGs to post-apocalypse anything might be a bad idea

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:55:29 2017 No.17683953 >>17683910 Good thing that has nothing to do with MGs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:56:02 2017 No.17683955 File: 1.28 MB, 1356x1335, 1504126952164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are your thoughts on shirohebis anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:58:04 2017 No.17683961 >>17683955 Unhealthy devotion is endearing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:58:27 2017 No.17683963 Does anyone have the partial translations of the succubus guide anywhere?

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:58:28 2017 No.17683964
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>ywn intervene in a fight between a pharaoh and apophis
>ywn get them to settle their differences
>ywn take them as your wives as they co-rule the kingdom
>ywn have days of non-stop pleasurable three-ways with the two of them
>twn constantly compete to become the better wife
>twn pull all sorts of pranks to humiliate each other
>ywn get to comfort and scold the two of them when necessary with your dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:59:23 2017 No.17683966 >>17683806 But why do anons love them so much?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:59:47 2017 No.17683968 >>17683955 Good. The loli version is excellent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:01:12 2017 No.17683976 >>17683964 >posting yurishit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:01:23 2017 No.17683978 >>17683966 Forceful, dominant, loving, man's best friend, intoxicating cinnamon scent

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:02:42 2017 No.17683982 >>17683920 Scales are great because of that. Rough on the outside and soft & sensitive on the inside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:02:55 2017 No.17683983 >>17683865 She would encourage me to be honest with her so she can help. That might involve a very tearful forced-cuddle session, but she'd get it out of me.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:08:05 2017 No.17684002
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>>17683806
>>17683872
>>17683966
They are wonderful because they’re the perfect embodiment of sex and gentle femdom. To hellhounds, men are weaker creatures that belong below them- naked, moaning, and happy. Her place is protecting and loving you. You are her pleasure-slave, toy, lover, husband, and future father of her litter. She is your mistress, guardian, companion, adoring wife, and the future mother of your children.

No matter how unworthy, unlovable, or hurt you feel she'll always encourage and guide you to surrendering yourself to her body and love. Even the most hopeless man or frightened Paladin couldn’t resist this love for long, and would eventually submit and find real happiness. The heat that they constantly give off is as strong and undying as their love, and they’ll never hesitate to wrap you up in warmth and softness once they’ve joined with you in the best sex of your lives. Love-making with a hellhound could be forceful and rough one day, and gentle and slow the next. No matter how she wants it, she’ll always make sure you enjoy it just as much as she does, and every night will end with you both sweaty and satisfied. She’ll train you every night, and you’ll discover wonderful things about both of your bodies.

The only thing a hellhound would ask of you is to submit to her love and let her take care of you. Surrender and enjoy a life of bliss and love with a woman who only wants you both to be happy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:09:33 2017 No.17684006 >>17683872 Team Magma Admin Hellhound wants to battle! >Fight! >Flirt! >Blush and Stammer! >(try to)Run!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:10:28 2017 No.17684007 >>17684002 >Somewhere in a happier world >thump, thump, thump

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:12:19 2017 No.17684009 >>17684002 That does depend on your definition of gentle. You say "stop" and they hear "more."

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:14:17 2017 No.17684018 >>17684002 Goddammit anon. You made me cry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:14:54 2017 No.17684024 >>17683964 The ideal Pharaoh/Snek situation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:16:49 2017 No.17684029 >>17684009 >Motherfuckers don't know about safe words. Either way she's gonna be confused when I start screaming 'Oklahoma' when I need to stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:17:05 2017 No.17684031 >>17684009 Gentle femdom and rough sex aren't mutually exclusive. >>17684018 I'm trying not to. Maybe we can be happy in our dreams tonight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:17:37 2017 No.17684034 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, keep an eye out on that teen otohime so she doesn't get too into her mother's 'secret stash'

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:19:02 2017 No.17684042 Can a girl have animal ears without being a monster?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:19:23 2017 No.17684044 >>17684034 >Good night Getting a bit heavy in here all of a sudden. Tonight's shaping up to be a drinking night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:21:43 2017 No.17684056 >>17684034 >teen otohime I call dibs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:22:47 2017 No.17684060 File: 499 KB, 1100x854, Ushi-Oni57.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17684002 Could the same be said about Ushi's,Onis, manticores and many other dom girls? Why does the hell hound seem to be the most popular among all dom monsters?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:23:33 2017 No.17684062 >>17684060 Those three are superior to hellhounds

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:23:58 2017 No.17684064 File: 66 KB, 1234x294, 1486005384263.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17684002 >>17684007 They are truly the best

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:24:45 2017 No.17684070 >>17684002 >nipples Are they no longer verboten or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:26:53 2017 No.17684079 >>17684002 Aww jeez anon, you pretty much nailed everything I love about gentle femdom. Now, my waifu isn't a Hellhound, but I'd sincerely hope that she knows how to do femdom like this because god damn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:27:13 2017 No.17684081 >>17684060 I like the fluff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:27:58 2017 No.17684086 >>17684056 You say that but are you really ready for such a party girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:30:52 2017 No.17684101 >>17684002 >get "acquired" by a Hellhound >also have horrible depression >submit fully after several weeks >depression intensifies as you realize how worthless you are to need her to protect you What does she do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:32:08 2017 No.17684105 File: 278 KB, 1640x1160, 1506389528871.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm like over a year overdue on getting this drawn but better late than never am I right

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:33:17 2017 No.17684112 >>17684086 Like a child saying yes to getting a dog I will say 'yes I'm ready' even though I have no clue what that entails.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:33:45 2017 No.17684114 >>17684070 Leave it to hellhoundfags to get too deep in their autism and not realize they're posting vacation-worthy material.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:35:26 2017 No.17684124 File: 50 KB, 270x270, 1480561995710.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17684105 Requester here, God bless you and it was worth the weight. Hair needs to be more fanned out desu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:35:59 2017 No.17684127 >>17684114 The only thing more autistic than posting pics with nudity is reporting someone for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:40:16 2017 No.17684137 >>17684101 She clearly values you, ergo you have worth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:40:54 2017 No.17684139 >>17684124 Glad you like it! I'll see if I can edit the hair a bit before I start coloring it. Sorry again about, you know, taking over a year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:41:53 2017 No.17684143 >>17684139 It's okay mang.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:42:45 2017 No.17684147 >>17684105 Sweet lordy a Lich has not right being so thick

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:43:23 2017 No.17684149 >>17684105 He actually did it the absolute madman

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:43:24 2017 No.17684150

>>17684060
That's the secret, anon. They're all perfect for someone.
I love manticores almost as much.
>>17684101
You clearly didn't really submit. Submission isn't just lying their like a ragdoll in bed, it's also very emotional. It's understanding yourself and your wants and needs. When you submit to her, you acknowledge who you are as a person and make peace with that. If you're the type of person that deep down wants a domme then she'll work day and night to teach you that it's okay, and you deserve to be loved.

To her it's no different than correcting a Order-slave who thinks sex is a sin. She'll break down your walls until you embrace your inner desire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:45:33 2017 No.17684162 >>17684114 no fun allowed

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:49:10 2017 No.17684175 >>17683865 >If you faced extreme hardship, depression, or wanted to kill yourself, would you tell her? I'd have no need to. She'd find out as soon she saw me shirtless Not really gonna blog about it but all I'll say is; Skin cancer

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:49:29 2017 No.17684177 File: 390 KB, 1000x1000, Turkey Sandwich.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Iron Chef will never be the same.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:51:49 2017 No.17684187 >>17684177 What are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:53:09 2017 No.17684191 >>17684105 Liches are perfection.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:54:19 2017 No.17684194
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>>17684175
>spoiler
Damn. Have you beat it, or is it still something you're dealing with? All the best either way.

And what happened to that one anon who said he had pancreatic cancer or something way back in April/May? Is he still around?

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:01:13 2017 No.17684221

>>17684194

Yeah it happened years ago. I need to go in for yearly check ups but it's fine otherwise. These days there's a very big circular scar around my shoulder, pretty close to the collarbone. It was apparently pretty deep in there. They had to take skin from my thigh too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:06:46 2017 No.17684237 >Sitting in the living room reading as your Shog meido stands by silently smiling >Spontaneously stand up and pat her head How does she react?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:09:53 2017 No.17684244 >>17684237 >"Silly mastah~"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:14:29 2017 No.17684249 >>17684244 A hug? A kiss? Smiling and blushing? Or just same face but saying 'silly mastah~'?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:16:02 2017 No.17684256 >>17684249 The last one.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:17:39 2017 No.17684261

>>17684256
>Master sighs but smiles back, then heads up to bed, telling his maid goodnight
>"Goodnight, mastah~"
>House is silent for a few moments
>"...Fufufufu~"
>Silently hugs herself and twirls a little in place before floating up the steps for her usual practice of staring at mastah while he sleeps all night long

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:18:27 2017 No.17684262 >>17684261 Shog maid is cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:18:58 2017 No.17684265 >>17684261 I like them keeping a straight face while their insides bubble and churn in excitement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:20:16 2017 No.17684270 >>17684261 What an adorable maid. >>17684265 Me too. I prefer Shogs that still have some old fashioned girliness to them, just never showing their master that side except in ultra once in a decade occassions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:20:49 2017 No.17684273 >>17684261 Autism-shog is best girl and number one waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:22:15 2017 No.17684279 >>17683964 >you will never convince them to rule the country together

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:37:16 2017 No.17684315 Ok so we have talked about >metal dragons >fairy/nature dragons >ice dragons Chaos dragons when?

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:41:50 2017 No.17684323

>>17684315
Fairy dragon are precious.
Ice dragons are cool and would be a nice guard to the ice queen's castle.
Metal dragons are okay.
Crimson dragons are absolutely olev.

Chaos Dragons would be too spooky though. Just her spreading her wings is enough to open a portal from which chaos monsters come from.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:48:34 2017 No.17684341 >>17684332 I'd board her ship.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:49:40 2017 No.17684347 >>17684332 KC really needs to make a pirate ghost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:50:04 2017 No.17684348 >>17684002 >Gentle femdom Stop being a wimp and move on to hardcore femdom

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:50:27 2017 No.17684350 >>17684332 Old captain Bustybra, we meet again!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:51:50 2017 No.17684356 >>17684348 That's what manticores are for, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:53:53 2017 No.17684359 >>17684347 >Pirate ghost Why not ghost pirates?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:57:38 2017 No.17684368 >>17684348 Nein. >>17684348 Lies. Cuddlecores are for post-milking snuggles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:58:52 2017 No.17684371 >>17684359 No difference.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:03:36 2017 No.17684379 >>17684356 >Disposition: Cruel The one and only

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:09:23 2017 No.17684397 >>17684150 Sounds nice, but I don't think I've ever seen a hellhound written like this. It's usually just >If at first your husband doesn't get over his crippling emotional problems instantaneously, sex, sex again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:17:46 2017 No.17684409 >>17684397 Most anons here want to read fapfics not healing stories.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:18:50 2017 No.17684412 >>17684397 >>17684409 Wasn't someone writing a hellhound story with healing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:24:15 2017 No.17684427 >>17684409 >Anons want to read fapfics >Don't like writing smut God dammit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:25:30 2017 No.17684431 >>17684409 I like healing stories where the MG is getting the healing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:28:39 2017 No.17684436 >>17684427 Is that you, Los? >>17684431 I like any kind of healing story. Fuck all of this edgy conquest and traitor stuff, give me some compassion and kindness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:30:33 2017 No.17684445 >>17684436 Are you talking about the recent story? To be honest it wasn't edgy, just a well written mge story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:31:23 2017 No.17684451 If I get an Umi Osho waifu, can I punch her in the belly or will that break her shell? Umis are masochists, but i don't want to hurt her too much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:36:43 2017 No.17684472 >>17684445 Idk. I loved everything up to the traitor part, and then it fell a bit flat. Objectively it was pretty well-written, but I didn't care for most of the second half.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:37:55 2017 No.17684475 >>17684451 Just because Umi-oshos like to be bullied does not mean we condone ryona

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:38:40 2017 No.17684477 I want to play Travelers’ Folly with a hatter! You know how to play this classic wonderland card game right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:40:10 2017 No.17684479 >>17684477 Uhhhh, no?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:40:28 2017 No.17684482 File: 497 KB, 800x800, 1.2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17684477 Enlighten us good sir.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:45:57 2017 No.17684496 File: 3.07 MB, 2401x2800, finding the wight rhythm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17673216 "...are you laughing at me?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:49:08 2017 No.17684506 >>17684496 oh fuck, instant spaghetti.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:49:09 2017 No.17684507 >>17684496 >That pout >The mofu machine in the back How does he keep doing it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:49:53 2017 No.17684508 >>17684496 She's going to be trying to get the plush she wants at that crane game for a long time, isn't she?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:51:07 2017 No.17684513 >>17684496 I like the spectral scarf thing she's got going on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:51:10 2017 No.17684514 >>17684496 Goddamn adorable.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:51:34 2017 No.17684517
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>>17684436
>Is that you, Los?
Beh. I don't know how I got here if I don't like writing smut and even skip smut parts when reading an otherwise normal story. Right now I'm trying to write a relatively mundane story about a boy getting chased by a monster and all my mind comes up with is a metric ton of ideas inspired by that recent story, wanting to play on the morality aspects of both sides and on what loyalty and duty means to the various sides, even """traitor""" ones. You know, hardly something you'd expect from someone writing MGE of all things. After writing All's Fair in Love and War it turned obvious, with how I haven't felt that level of immersion into my own stuff since then.

This isn't whining or fishing for pity points, mind you. Just an observation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:52:45 2017 No.17684519 >>17684496 Is that a Wendigo arcade game in the back centre?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:56:13 2017 No.17684526 >>17684519 Yes, it looks like a gacha of some sort.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:56:59 2017 No.17684529 >>17684496 Latenight, is it just me or are you getting better? Your lines seems cleaner and the backgrounds are getting nicer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:57:18 2017 No.17684530 >>17684496 That's one nice arcade.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:57:29 2017 No.17684531

>>17684517
Considering how much I (and others) enjoyed All's Fair, I don't think you should be worried about it.

The recent story was great, if you want to explore something similar go for it! My biggest gripe with it is that it was very one sided. Imho, there needs to be more development on both the human and monster side.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:57:54 2017 No.17684533

>>17684479
>>17684482
It’s a simple variation on a trick playing game made for two pairs of two partners. It is best played if you have access to a full family of trumparts. I’d suggest contacting the family down the lane.

Have each trumpart come up with their favorite fetish and have them keep it secret. Deal out the entire shuffled deck to all four players. The player with the queen of hearts goes first as the queen of hearts always gets her way. They decide upon a trump suit and play continues around with the highest card taking the trick. However, the partners don’t earn the points for the trick until they perform the winning Trumpart’s fetish. At any time, if a player doesn’t have a card that follows the trump, they must either discard a card or takeover the trick with a hearts card. Whichever partner pair has the most points at the end of the game is the winner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:58:58 2017 No.17684536 >>17684496 Cute, is this the first wight drawn by latenight? Does the scarf resemble the ghost claws on purpose?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:59:47 2017 No.17684538 >>17684529 Oh he definitely is. He's come a long way since his earliest drawings

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:01:28 2017 No.17684542

>>17684531
>Imho, there needs to be more development on both the human and monster side.
Felt the same thing ever since the king had its first dialogue. Like he was made arrogant and dumb on purpose to have a clear villain, with his laws turning it into a "king bad, monsters good" situation without ambiguity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:01:52 2017 No.17684544 >>17684536 >clawscarf Nice catch. And yeah, I think this is the first Wight he's drawn. My undead folder is mostly Liches with the two hoppers he drew recently.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:07:49 2017 No.17684558 >>17684533 I want to see wonderland 52 card pickup.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:08:27 2017 No.17684560 >>17684496 >That's the night she finds out I'm susceptible to trampling and bullying.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:10:38 2017 No.17684566

>>17684542
Yeah, that caught my eye. There was also the fact that all thirty of his men that were ambushed and raped were okay with seeing their comrades meet a similar fate. The MC had a much less fearful encounter so it makes sense that he's on their side, but the guys getting dragged screaming into the woods are totally cool with what they knew would happen when the gates opened?

Oh and the scene with the lilim hawking a loogie into the wine. A bit overly dramatic. Evil cackling and all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:13:48 2017 No.17684570 >>17684566 >the lilim hawking a loogie into the wine Almost choked on my cake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:16:03 2017 No.17684573 >>17684570 Tumblr leave reeee

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:16:56 2017 No.17684575 >>17684573 wat

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:18:00 2017 No.17684581

>>17684566
>all thirty of his men that were ambushed and raped were okay with seeing their comrades meet a similar fate
Somewhat acceptable since the humans had the idea that the monsters would outright kill them, so the whole rape thing might've been a complete turnaround for them. It's like being a kid and going to the dentist thinking he'll pull your teeth out without anaesthesia only to get a simple checkup and a candy afterwards, and then seeing everyone else who has yet to go there having the same fears while knowing they won't believe you if you tell them the truth. Three weeks passed in the forest too, so it can be assumed they talked about it with each other till all agreed to it.

>the lilim
>tfw Viccy is no longer the only 22nd daughter

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:18:20 2017 No.17684582 File: 253 KB, 849x736, 1455169389365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17684332 Is it time for pirates?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:18:27 2017 No.17684583 >>17684427 I'd rather read non-smut romance, but most writers here just write fuk. If you want to fight the system, please do. I'll read it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:20:53 2017 No.17684587 >>17684575 Tumblrs are known for these sort of low effort comments like I'm choking on my tea, I'm choking on my soda, I'm literally dying, etc. I'm upset at you for using them, but only mildly so.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:26:09 2017 No.17684592

>>17684581
That's almost believable, but even knowing that the end-game is the best possible ending, it seems hard to justify the shit-yourself level of fear each and every former ally is going to go through. Not to mention, you know, rape.

Also the crossbowmen scene. The MGs had already won, it was completely unnecessary to subject them to that. I expect the enlightened side to be the better men and not take sadistic pleasure in tormenting others.

>>17684587
I mean, I wasn't lying. It's not like lol is acceptable, but that image of a lilim hacking up phlegm was too much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:30:07 2017 No.17684600 How do you think KC would tackle a kangaroo girl? What kind of degeneracy can we squeeze out of a pouch?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:32:05 2017 No.17684606 >>17684600 Literal pocket pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:32:48 2017 No.17684610 >>17684600 Mommy play probs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:32:50 2017 No.17684611 >>17684496 >Taiko Drum Master She's going to get destroyed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:34:19 2017 No.17684613 >>17684600 probably something to do with leg strength. Knowing KC, Leg locking might be involved

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:34:38 2017 No.17684614 >>17684427 >>17684583 I wrote a pure romance once, and was on the contrary hesitant to go lewd in a later installment. At least a few years ago there absolutely was an audience for non-smut romance. I agree, just do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:36:50 2017 No.17684617 >>17684583 I don't think we have many writers that write non smut. Granted we have a few, but the content is a little off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:36:51 2017 No.17684618 >>17684600 Emu girl first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:38:31 2017 No.17684624 >>17684614 Link? I love romance stories.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:40:48 2017 No.17684633

>>17684614
We need more cuddle smut. Put the same level of effort into describing sex into describing the sensation of hugging or lying together with the girl. I'm talking all 5 senses. What her hair smells like, the warmth and the weight of her chest pushing into yours as her arms pull you closer. The almost imperceptible hum she makes as she squeezes you tight. The taste of her clothes or fur that gets into your mouth by accident while embracing. That's what we need. Not more bennis into bagina.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:42:21 2017 No.17684640 >>17684617 Pretty much all the constantly active writers don't really write smut if I remember right. Its a shame really, sometimes I can really feel for a scene and it just doesn't happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:44:17 2017 No.17684646 >>17684640 Didn't klaus write succubus sex a while ago?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:46:28 2017 No.17684653 >>17684611 How would you react to seeing a Wight Ojou-Sama hanging out in an Arcade and doing badly at Taiko Drum Master? How would you react to her blushing after you decimate her and demanding that you escort her around the Arcade?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:47:23 2017 No.17684654 >>17684653 I'd be smugger than a Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:47:56 2017 No.17684657 >>17684653 You assume that I have a sense of rhythm either. A fatal mistake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:50:14 2017 No.17684663 >>17684600 Could you fuck a kangaroo girl from inside her pouch?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:50:47 2017 No.17684664 >>17684657 At least you won't attract the worm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:51:29 2017 No.17684665 >>17684654 Anon, that's just asking for her to get her bodyguards to kidnap you so she can snugglerape you in the back of her limo. >>17684657 Trust me anon, you're better than her at that game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:52:56 2017 No.17684668 >>17684665 The fuck is snugglerape?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:53:09 2017 No.17684670 File: 136 KB, 816x609, 1506306412877.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17684654 No one is smugger than a Cheshire!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:53:45 2017 No.17684674 >>17684670 Fat cat Comfy though

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:54:30 2017 No.17684678 >>17684664 That's what you think. Wurm-chan is an idiot savant. She can crush the high score on any arcade game ever made. You know that song, pinball wizard? It's about her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:54:54 2017 No.17684679 >>17684665 >Trust me anon, you're better than her at that game. Doubtful. I think we'd tie 0-0.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:55:11 2017 No.17684681 >>17684668 When she insists she's raping you but it's really just aggressive cuddlesex

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:58:12 2017 No.17684690 File: 393 KB, 623x1200, Hakutaku_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell the teacher something about yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:00:24 2017 No.17684693 >>17684690 I have mad cow disease By which I mean I'm crazy about cows >>17684678 A deaf dumb blind wurm would be super dangerous

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:01:17 2017 No.17684696 >>17684690 I live in the desert and want to stay here yet love the cold. Mrs.Haku, you're smart. Is there anyway to get both of those?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:02:26 2017 No.17684697 >>17684690 I like to learn!

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:02:27 2017 No.17684698

Alright lads. Somehow, you are given the chance to be reborn into your perfect fantasy world where you will meet and live your ideal life with your waifu. There's just one catch though, both you and she will have superpowers, determined here;

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Any and all children you may have with her will have powers too, so if you plan to have those roll for them as well. If you aren't sure how many kids you'd have, roll a d6 here;

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

What do you get and what would you and tour family do with your gifts?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:02:49 2017 No.17684701 >>17684690 I grow my own mint that I use in drinks

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:03:36 2017 No.17684705 >>17684690 I want to feel like I'm worth something, that I'm not a failure. How do I do it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:04:31 2017 No.17684708 >>17684696 Move to the right kind of desert. I live in one too but it's fucking freezing here from September to April.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:05:27 2017 No.17684709 >>17684698 >Me: Metal Absorption >Her: Screw Manipulation This is stupid.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:08:31 2017 No.17684721

>>17684698
>Me: Easter entity physiology
So I become a NEET that can only come out on easter sundays and am super popular there since I get fertility inducement. Also, I have auto-revival powers. I'm not a haram bunny boy, am I?
>Manticore waifu: Consumptive replication
Not that useful all things considered.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:11:07 2017 No.17684737 >>17684721 >Manticore waifu: Consumptive replication That's both broken as fuck and absolutely horrifying. You aren't using your imagination, Anon. Your wife is basically Cell.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:11:41 2017 No.17684739
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>>17684105
Colored! I didn't edit the hair because I have a pretty killer headache right now and kinda just wanted to get this done. Glad I finally did it at least though.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:12:04 2017 No.17684740

>>17684698
3 Kids

Me: Water Attack
Her (Apophis): Daul-Headed Blade Proficiency
Kid 1: Resurrection
Kid 2: Soul Sealing
Kid 3: Deity Imprisonment

Wew lad, the kids are more powerful than us. I guess it's from all that Egyptian mamano magic and Pharaoh's divine blessings for keeping my waifu off her back. The Pharaoh is technically a goddess after all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:12:41 2017 No.17684744 >>17684737 When is she going to even going to get the chance to use it? Sure it's broken, but it would be illegal in most ways to actually do so.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:15:31 2017 No.17684750 >>17684690 I am unbelievably indecisive and, of the 206 species, I could see myself living a happy life with over 75% of them

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:17:26 2017 No.17684758 >>17684744 Nothing is illegal when your evil overlord wife conquers the world

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:17:32 2017 No.17684760 >>17684739 Nice, glad to see you back Critnuke

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:19:44 2017 No.17684765

>>17684698
>me
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Energy_Manipulation
Dayman! This seems like it could be fairly overpowered and pretty neat.

>Kobold waifu
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rhythm_Manipulation
Also semi-overpowered, could go well with her lovely singing voice.

>Kobold daughteru
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Typhokinetic_Constructs
I don't know about this one. It would fit her okay, I just hope it wouldn't mean she'd start smoking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:20:26 2017 No.17684768 >>17684758 Well, fair enough. I won't be able to help much, being stuck inside the fortress most of the time, but at least I can help boost the army's size once a year? And probably produce another daughter guaranteed with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:23:04 2017 No.17684777 >>17684765 I bet you guys would wear skintight hero costumes, wouldn't you you filthy degenerate?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:24:24 2017 No.17684781 >>17684777 They'd have top quality handcuffs and restraints for evil-doers as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:25:45 2017 No.17684790 >>17684739 >Apprentice, are you thirsty?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:27:16 2017 No.17684798 File: 857 KB, 4000x4000, H_O_R_N_E_D.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17683787

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:28:28 2017 No.17684803 >>17684765 >not Solaire

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:28:54 2017 No.17684811,1 >>17684002 Lazy fucking janitor

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:29:46 2017 No.17684811

>>17684777
That's a harsh way of putting it anon, but yes, if we decided to do hero work we would definitely have some neat latex uniforms.They'd have to be optimized and magically and/or technologically enhanced to accommodate our powers of course, but we would definitely be mostly matching and definitely shiny.

>>17684781
Nonsense anon, the really top-quality stuff would be in our private collection. I mean, we'd use what we'd need to get the job done well, but we wouldn't use any of our personal effects for our public work unless we absolutely needed to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:30:35 2017 No.17684812 >>17684803 I'm sorry anon, I've never played a Dark Souls game so I don't feel confident about making that reference.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:37:07 2017 No.17684831 File: 988 KB, 1697x1099, 1484267601044.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17684798 Being around her makes me horny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:39:10 2017 No.17684833 >I have Event Negation >She has Time Stopping >We have five kids I'd like to imagine that she decided to test out her new power to try and get a husband only for me to counter it. Demon cuddlesex ensues.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:39:34 2017 No.17684835 >>17684698 I got Fairytale Warping. That's basically a cutesy way of saying reality manipulation. Once in a blue moon I manage to win these things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:40:05 2017 No.17684836 >>17684831 Is it because she fills the air with her sweet cinnamon scent?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:43:22 2017 No.17684842 >>17684721 May as well roll some daughterus >2 What a disappointingly low number >Scent shifting This doesn't seem too useful, but it probably has some good uses. >Crystal imprisonment Oh, she's going to have WAY too much fun with this one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:51:46 2017 No.17684850 File: 38 KB, 672x479, DKj1P5kUIAA0Qxg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please stop forgetting about Living Armors. They are getting pouty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:57:18 2017 No.17684860 >>17684850 My memory is vague, how do they work again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:01:02 2017 No.17684868 >>17684860 They make you wear their armor and then you have close quarter sex with their spirit body while you're both inside the armor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:01:35 2017 No.17684870 >>17684850 I want a chuuni Living Armor, who pretends she's some kind of high-tech battle suit, and has to run 'diagnostic checks' everytime I wear her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:03:01 2017 No.17684876 >>17684868 How is that supposed to work? There's clearly not room for both of you. >>17684870 I want to wear tentacle armor and have her tease and ravish me all day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:03:03 2017 No.17684877 >>17684850 Pouty armor is a cute! A CUTE!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:04:41 2017 No.17684882 >>17684877 She pouts when she catches you looking at other sets of armor for sale at the local blacksmith.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:06:58 2017 No.17684890 MGs working for the NSA, trying to identify your fetishes via browsing history so they can appeal to you better. Remember to use VPNs and practice anonymous browsing if you want to prevent MGs from finding you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:13:14 2017 No.17684907 >>17684890 >tentacle hentai and gentle femdom I see only good things in my future.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:13:32 2017 No.17684909

>>17684876
It's a magical armor, there will be enough room.
>tentacle armor
Close quarter tentacle rape breaks men. Please reconsider your wish.

>>17684882
Looking at other sets of armors while you have a Living Armor is a disgusting thing to do.
Keep it up and she will go yandere on you to the point where you won't even be able to take her off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:14:53 2017 No.17684912 >>17684909 Why would I want to take her off, though?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:15:26 2017 No.17684914 >>17684890 Great, I'll get a one way trip to wonderland and I'll never get out. Just perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:16:52 2017 No.17684923 >>17684909 >Please reconsider your wish I refuse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:16:55 2017 No.17684924 File: 33 KB, 684x739, 1435453543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17684890 Don't worry, I'm running Kiki.exe, my computer is clear of viruses and cookies!

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:20:23 2017 No.17684931
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>>17684924
That won't do any good, that will just send your fetishes straight to the meido agency branch of the NSA. Instead, please consider Teke-li-li.exe.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:23:05 2017 No.17684938

>>17684924
>>17684931
Ya'll both gettin your personal information sold to rapists, folks.

The objectively correct answer is marriedhordekeeper.exe. Sure, it steals your data, but it pipelines it to a dragon that's already got a husband. So you're safe from things that want to go bump-bump with you in the night. .

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:23:29 2017 No.17684939

>>17684912
No matter how comfy a Living Armor is there will come many times where you will want to take her off, such as when you go out for a meal or when you go trading with a Tanuki merchant.
Nobody wants to be known as that one armored freak who never takes off his armor.

>>17684923
>Anon was found 2 days later ahegaoing inside a tentacle armor
>Doctors says that they noticed it was too late when he did the double peace sign

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:25:15 2017 No.17684944 >>17684938 marriedhorderkeeper.exe requires a monthly subscription of treasure, failing to pay means a tiny pixel Dragon appears on your desktop and starts burning your icons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:25:38 2017 No.17684946 >>17684938 Lies. I only trust totallynotasinglemanticore.exe with my sensitive data, such as age, address, and marital status.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:29:05 2017 No.17684954 >>17684939 At least I can guest star on Addicted to Tentacles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:32:04 2017 No.17684962 File: 366 KB, 1000x829, 6lsyls1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17684907 You may be correct.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:32:32 2017 No.17684965 >>17684939 >Nobody wants to be known as that one armored freak who never takes off his armor. If it works for paladins it'll work for me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:32:40 2017 No.17684966 File: 822 KB, 1539x1343, caw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17684924 >>17684931 >>17684938 >>17684946 >using non-free OS and software Laughing nerdbirds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:34:46 2017 No.17684971 >>17684965 >Paladins >Armor You mean sexual freshness preserver, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 03:01:32 2017 No.17685017 >>17684971 That's probably how monster girls see men in armor at least.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 03:10:31 2017 No.17685035

>>17684954
What will you do when you are sat next to a man enjoying himself on his Tritonia's tentacles?
I wouldn't want to be associated with such a picture.

>>17684962
If a Kraken's tentacles don't cover at least 80% of your body 8 hours a day, then she failed as a wife and a lover.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 03:17:29 2017 No.17685047 >>17684890 Joke is on them. My fetishes mostly revolve around older women and blood-related incest. They can't become related to me and I'm nearly 30 and far too large and weathered for the older woman angle to work. I just made myself sad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 03:18:51 2017 No.17685051 >>17684931 I got a server error when I clicked your image creepy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 03:20:38 2017 No.17685057 >>17685017 Monsters see men in armor the same way men see women in armor The sexiest

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 03:24:59 2017 No.17685070

>>17684698
>Self: Culinary Magic
>Waifu: Fire Attacks
>6 Children (Malefic Infusion, Time Energy Generation, Aura Manipulation, Cutting Bomb Generation, Space-Time Magic, and Spring Embodiment)
So a wandering cooking troupe with each member of the family performing a different task.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 03:35:11 2017 No.17685097 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 03:35:21 2017 No.17685098 >>17685070 >Spring Embodiment I think this one got a bit of a raw deal though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 03:40:32 2017 No.17685111 I hope the Baphomet on WG3's cover is just supposed to be a single individual rather than a general redesign. Baphomets are way better when they look smug and powerful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 03:53:52 2017 No.17685144 >>17685047 >Implying you wouldn't be reborn in a monster girl family as the single son with 3 onee-sans and an imouto Would a Lamia family be to your liking, would you prefer an Echidna family with varying species of sisters?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 03:58:51 2017 No.17685152 >>17685144 The objective best answer is Echidna.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 04:08:59 2017 No.17685172 If a Medusa gives you a hairjob, is it bestiality?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 04:16:56 2017 No.17685188 >>17685172 Only if you get a snake blowjob.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 04:23:49 2017 No.17685200 >>17685188 Guess I'm an animal fucker then because that sounds fun

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 04:24:37 2017 No.17685203 >>17685172 It's the same as a wockjob, it feels so wrong and you can't help but feel good. It's not bestiality though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 04:33:38 2017 No.17685226 >>17685203 Wock tentacles are directly controlled by the Jabberwock herself, Medusa snakes aren't

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 04:37:57 2017 No.17685239 >>17685144 That sounds like it's going weird places but I can't argue with the results. Does she just...eat me or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 04:38:31 2017 No.17685241 >>17685226 They are still part of her just like a Tritonia's tentacles. Anyways a Medusa's hair is not for lewd. Go for a Kejourou if you want that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 04:40:59 2017 No.17685248 >>17685241 Kejourous are kinda boring. Medusa hairjobs are neat mostly because it isn't normal hair.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 04:46:21 2017 No.17685262

>>17685239
I'm not sure how reincarnation would work.
I like to imagine than when you go to the MG dimension depending on your wish you can either retain your body, memories and everything else or you can disintegrate to your naked soul and next thing you know you are in your arms of your new momster with absolutely no remains of your past.

>>17685248
A Medusa's snakes are so cute and pure, they already have to watch when you go at it with her. Why go another step further to ruin their innocence?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 04:48:15 2017 No.17685266 File: 499 KB, 1920x1080, silverfoxdance.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17683777 The last true Friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 04:54:47 2017 No.17685285 >>17685262 >cute and pure >pure They always reflect her true feelings, and a monster's true feelings are anything but pure. Unless it's a Dorome.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 05:06:35 2017 No.17685299 >>17685285 Are you implying that when a Dorome wraps herself around a man and repeatedly milks him with her mud, she does so while completely unaware of her actions? Dragons are pure too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 05:09:58 2017 No.17685304 Is Dorome mud thick and heavy? Or just watery goo like other slime girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 05:11:01 2017 No.17685307 >>17685304 Enty says the former.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 05:13:00 2017 No.17685310 >>17684966 >Crow Blowjob >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xkj4XqaynU

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 05:13:53 2017 No.17685313 >>17685304 Thick, heavy, smooth, warm and overall the most pleasing substance. Even the fluffiest of foxes are jealous of how comfy a Dorome's mud is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 05:16:25 2017 No.17685316 >>17685285 Anon, I'm not sure you understand what "pure" is referring to in this context. >>17685299 No she knows what she's doing, but she's doing it for pure reasons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 05:18:21 2017 No.17685321 >>17685313 I'd want the consistency to be a bit varied with clumps here and there, seems more interesting that way

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 05:20:22 2017 No.17685325 >>17685310 >Tengu ramming a giant dick down her own throat

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 05:22:34 2017 No.17685330 >>17685321 >You will never cum buckets after hitting a Dorome's surprise clump

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 05:24:55 2017 No.17685339 What is Dorome pussy like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 05:26:13 2017 No.17685342 >>17685339 A solid ish tunnel filled with freely flowing mud, canonically. Otherwise, whatever you want it to be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 05:26:17 2017 No.17685343 >>17685339 SCHLLOOOOORRP

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 05:27:31 2017 No.17685349 >>17685339 Bags of clay

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 05:32:54 2017 No.17685362 >>17685304 As thick and heavy as that delicious plump body.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 05:39:04 2017 No.17685376 >>17685362 I wonder if Gnomes contemplate jumping into Dark Matter when they see how superior Doromes are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 05:53:12 2017 No.17685400 >>17685376 Gnomes and Doromes are equally great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 06:06:28 2017 No.17685419 Remember that you are even lower than bacteria if you cum inside a monster girl loli's butt. At least that's what an Atlach-Nacha would say.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 06:09:02 2017 No.17685424 >>17685419 What if she steps on your dick instead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 06:11:17 2017 No.17685429 >>17685424 Only worthless scum would enjoy being stepped on by a petite spider.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 06:13:59 2017 No.17685435 >>17685429 So she would insult you lots while she does it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 06:22:29 2017 No.17685448 >>17685435 Exactly. And if you dare soil her feet she will have to tie you up like the filthy pig you are and whip some obedience into your dick.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 06:31:47 2017 No.17685471

>>17683777
>The wolves in each pack were closely related to one another, and all packs included at least 2 years of offspring from the current breeding pair. Three of the packs had additional breeding adults present. In 1 pack pups were produced by a parent-offspring pair and a pair of their inbred full siblings, indicating multiple cases of inbreeding.

Canis lupus are filthy daughteru dickers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 06:37:52 2017 No.17685483 >>17685471 This is what happens when a canine's sense of family gets twisted. How are you supposed to refuse when your wolfu asks you to breed your daughter to prove your love towards her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 06:42:20 2017 No.17685496 >>17683777 after seeing what happened to this, I guess I can understand why KC wont ever go legit and try to hold on to full control of the series.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 06:50:02 2017 No.17685515 >>17685448 That sounds really terrible, I sure hope that never happens.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 06:54:07 2017 No.17685521

>>17685496
He heavily encourages fanworks that's more than enough to get great content out of his IP.
He doesn't need to give his rights away to a big company for a large project.

>>17685515
Then stop being a disgusting lolicon who cums from being punished.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 06:54:16 2017 No.17685522 What species is best in small groups and why is it P'orcs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 06:58:30 2017 No.17685529 >>17685522 Goblins are great in small groups too, though defeating a gang of P'Orcs and making them your swine sluts is definitely the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 06:58:54 2017 No.17685532 >>17685522 Small groups of Lilim are the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 06:59:07 2017 No.17685533 >>17685483 How can you refuse when your daughteru asks to be bred by you too? It's impossible, utterly impossible! Good thing mamamobama can prevent incest related birth defects.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 07:01:50 2017 No.17685538

>>17684698
>me - Frigokinetic creature creation, can make creatures from snow and ice and command them
>Yeti waifu - Ethereal constructs
>2 unstoppable Yeti kids who can control the snow around them, construct anything from thin air, and make copies of themselves at will
They're cute little rape machines

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 07:05:25 2017 No.17685541

>>17685533
If your daughteru asks to be bred then it proves that you are a selfish father who couldn't help but spoil his daughter until she fell in love with you.
Because of that your wife and daughter went from close family to love rivals.
Take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 07:06:12 2017 No.17685543 >>17685419 >bacteria >low dude do you know how important they are to waste water treatement?

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 07:06:54 2017 No.17685547

>>17685529
Yep.
Once defeated, you can do with then want you wish be it babymaking, softening, and/or training.

Be sure to buy the TanuTrainer kit complete with ten (10) hathorite (Chocolate/Vanilla) cake mixes, twenty (20) MinoMuscles Minomilk drinks, and five (5) breeder bags of Aunty Moonlight's Mothman dust.

All this for $69.99!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 07:12:13 2017 No.17685562 >>17685543 >waste water treatment I don't think bringing that up to her would be a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 07:28:32 2017 No.17685586 Watermelon.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 07:34:25 2017 No.17685598

>>17684698
>Me: Layer Manipulation
SOME- okay I'm gonna stop there.
>Shoggoth Waifu: Cross Manipulation
What's with the obscure superpowers with possible symbolism we're getting? Anyway rolled two so here are the kids.
>Island Magic
>MULTIVERSE CREATION
So we have a kid that studies the power to manipulate the inherent power of isles, and another which can create multiverses, which somehow has the application of Meta Ability Creation as shown here: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiverse_Creation

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 07:44:20 2017 No.17685616 File: 454 KB, 2514x2124, DKpWOX-UIAAMeFT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 07:46:01 2017 No.17685620 File: 1.84 MB, 1243x1500, ratatermelon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17685586

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 07:50:21 2017 No.17685635 >>17685620 Cute ratas are no fair, especially when they pretend their popsicle is a microphone to interview you with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 07:50:43 2017 No.17685637 >>17685586 >>17685620 What is it with flat/slim monster girls loving watermelon? Do they believe that eating such a large fruit will make their assets grow?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 07:51:12 2017 No.17685640 >>17685616 I'd crawl into that Nurarihyon's bed. >inb4 she crawls into my bed at the same time >inb4 we spend the night chasing each other's tail to the tune of Yakety Sax

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 07:54:18 2017 No.17685646

>>17684698
>Me: Unperceivable Attacks
>Lich waifu: Elemental Dragon Physiology
So she's can transform into a elemental dragon and I can make attacks that you can't even comprehend.

Time for kinds:
>4
Wow, she's been testing a lot of fertility potions.
>Kid 1:Ghost Mode
>Kid 2: Omnidirectional Spark Waves
>Kid 3:Supernatural Charisma
>Kid 4:Vasopressin Manipulation

Well, I think she should really start to calm down with her experiments. This is some serius shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 07:56:04 2017 No.17685650 >>17685616 Scary yakuza boss smoking up the place. I bet she wants a boytoy to make her feel good while she drinks her favorite beer and smokes the pipe.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:05:14 2017 No.17685659
File: 297 KB, 723x1000, 1442749899681.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Got a couple weeks off starting tomorrow, so I've got more time to write. Expect the next two weeks will be full of fishy goodness.
Anything you want to see under the sea?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:07:10 2017 No.17685662 >>17685659 Paizuri

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:08:40 2017 No.17685667 >>17685659 Merrows, Mermaids and Charybdis have been quite sorely neglected, as have Scylla, Sahuagin, Kraken and Umi Osho. Art of any one of them would be appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:08:42 2017 No.17685668 File: 155 KB, 768x960, 1504216520353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what happens when the Sabbath starts opening their own businesses? Sabbath Man Hunting Reserve, Sabbath Bar, Sabbath Hooters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:10:54 2017 No.17685672 >>17685667 A Scylla loli being raised by an adoptive dad is fine too, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:12:26 2017 No.17685676 >>17685668 >Sabbath Hooters. Isn't that just raisins?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:13:27 2017 No.17685681 >>17685668 >sabbath hooters Oh I'd just go there to laugh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:14:19 2017 No.17685683 >>17685111 She's smiling and licking her lips like a cat that found a fat, quadriplegic mouse. What more do you want?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:15:56 2017 No.17685686 >>17685672 Eat shit and die.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:16:15 2017 No.17685688 File: 461 KB, 850x749, 1481684880763.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17684739 >cow themed skeleton jewelry 10/10, would milk this Lich excessively.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:16:21 2017 No.17685689 >>17685676 Pancakes, pancakes as far as the eye can see.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:17:48 2017 No.17685691 >>17685686 What, why? It sounds cute. As long as it doesn't have daughteru dicking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:18:21 2017 No.17685693 File: 66 KB, 941x889, C84sPVqW0AAZdTi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17684496 Imagine that Wights fat butt juggling while she plays those Taiko drums.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:18:51 2017 No.17685697 >>17685686 Adoptive daughters are not for sexual though.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:19:22 2017 No.17685699

>>17685668
Sabbath Hooters or maybe even a Sabbath Strip Club sounds like it could be very fun. Some 400 year old bapho trying to get your going, but all you can do is chuckle at her attempts. Eventually she just gives in, carries you off to a back room, binds you up with magic, and has her way with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:20:50 2017 No.17685702 Why is everyone losing their minds over Kemono Friends losing it's S1 director? Is it his brainchild?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:22:39 2017 No.17685704 >>17685668 Sabbath Petting Zoo. Pet a goat, pet a familiar, hell, pet any kind of beast loli!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:25:30 2017 No.17685716 >>17685702 he was also the writer and the guy who created the models apparently

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:29:05 2017 No.17685721 >>17685704 Now this is a deceptively devious trap. Give them a taste of headpatting an adorable little MG, making the little one follow them around and cling to them, and then they put on the sad faces when you go to leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:30:36 2017 No.17685727 >>17685672 Yeah, that sounds cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:32:50 2017 No.17685732 >>17685727 Good, because after they added the Cuddlefish to Subnautica I was going to do it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:40:44 2017 No.17685747 >>17685704 I'm gonna sneak the lolis cake

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:41:23 2017 No.17685750 File: 180 KB, 800x500, 1502214215864.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Not one mention of the Sabbath Man Hunting Reserve >Or even inquiry to Man Hunting Reserve It's like nobody wants The Running Man mixed with Predator.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:42:12 2017 No.17685751 Do Sabbath girls need Onii-chans now, or would they accept little brothers in a form of live in brother husbandry?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:42:52 2017 No.17685754 >>17685732 The what now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:43:29 2017 No.17685756 >>17685750 But I don't want to run from lolis, I want to hug, head pat and spoil them

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:45:12 2017 No.17685760 >>17685754 If I remember right, a weird-cute pet they added to Subnautica recently.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:46:00 2017 No.17685762 >>17685756 Same. I'd spoil a baphomet pudgy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:50:01 2017 No.17685772 >>17685750 The Sabbath propaganda runs deep. Everyone knows about how cute and lovely they are, but when it comes to their habit of kidnapping, druging and raping men no one seems to notice. >>17685751 Otoutos belong to big girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:51:07 2017 No.17685774 File: 1.08 MB, 851x1200, Kamaitachi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >KC is now done showing off the MGE2 girls What's next?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:53:58 2017 No.17685784 >>17685774 MGE3 girls, presumably.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:54:29 2017 No.17685787 >>17685774 I predict a rape machine MG or more likely Wonderland Centaur.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:54:35 2017 No.17685788 >>17685772 >habit of kidnapping, druging and raping men It's just enhanced proactive dating, all the cool monsters are doing it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:55:51 2017 No.17685791 >>17685787 You and your crazy horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:56:08 2017 No.17685797 >>17685774 The MGE videogame

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:58:14 2017 No.17685806 >>17684698 >me: Peak Human Combat >her: Old Prime (Geriatric Perfection) I guess we're just really, really fit. We're our own bodyguards, and intimidating to our business rivals. The nookings will be similarly strong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:02:25 2017 No.17685815 >>17685762 Lolis are already soft, please don't make them any softer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:04:57 2017 No.17685820 >>17685774 This >>17685784 >>17685797 Hasn't it been over 2 years since he last mentioned the game? I doubt he still has it in mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:08:36 2017 No.17685829 >>17684698 >Me >Love Embodiment >Her >Art embodiment So I'm apparently the chosen warrior of Eros while she is a Dark Angel/Lehan Sidhe Mix Fat chance she gets me to like impressionists. >5 kids That's just the start

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:09:18 2017 No.17685832 >>17685815 Loli pudding.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:09:59 2017 No.17685834 >>17685815 Shush you. She is going to be the cutest, softest imotous in the land! Gonna spoil her with hand backed sweets

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:13:20 2017 No.17685840 File: 2.05 MB, 1488x2105, 1469485341376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never rub your thicc Shoggoths glowing uterus

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:13:59 2017 No.17685841 Fatfags out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:14:25 2017 No.17685843 >>17685815 Look, I don't like to argue so I'll drop some cold hard mathematical proof. Can't argue with science. > Loli belly = good > soft loli belly = better

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:15:56 2017 No.17685848 >>17685843 Indeed. Soft lolis are superior

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:16:48 2017 No.17685851 >>17685762 >fat loli Ew anon. You can't get more disgusting than that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:21:19 2017 No.17685856 >>17685419 If you ask lolis from other species, you might get different answers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:22:41 2017 No.17685862 The Sabbath does NOT condone its member overeating and becoming overweight, in some branches it is even strictly forbidden as it can lead to bigger breasts. >>17685840 A Shoggoth's uterus is an illusion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:24:41 2017 No.17685865 >>17685862 Pish posh. Almost all of it goes into their hips, butt and thighs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:25:14 2017 No.17685867 >>17685862 Counterpoint, it leads to bigger loli butts that thicker loli thighs with which to seduce men!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:28:05 2017 No.17685875 >>17685862 A Shoggoth's glowing uterus is a miracle! An eldritch miracle.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:30:44 2017 No.17685882

>>17685856
What would a loli Anubis say about it?

>>17685865
>>17685867
When the loli's butt gets too big her onii-chan will have no choice but to repeatedly release his seed inside it.
Plump cute butts lead to much healthier and stable relationships.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:33:36 2017 No.17685887 >>17685882 >What would a loli Anubis say about it? That it's improper and not what butts are for. Also to ignore her tail, it just wags on its own sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:35:27 2017 No.17685892 >>17685882 Yep. Her wider hips also provide a better handhold while her appetite lets her 'drink ' more of her oniichan's seed than normal

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:35:34 2017 No.17685893

>>17684698
>Red string manipulation
Alright, I guess in a world ruled by love I'm one of the most OP pieces of shit out there. Though I'd probably just play match maker, have nice chats with Eros and make cupids lose their jobs.

>Purificarion magic
And I guess waifu would be something like a divine dragon now with her magic, even though she might be a bit scary due to her dark scales.

Daughteru just has Layered Durability, which is okay I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:37:04 2017 No.17685898 >>17685865 >>17685867 I bet the sabbath bans big asses too, because they belong to big girls and not lolis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:37:40 2017 No.17685900 File: 293 KB, 900x900, Smug Condescending Horse Pussy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17685791 That's not a problem now is it anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:38:07 2017 No.17685902 >>17685865 >>17685867 You can't just achieve a pear shape by overeating if it doesn't already come naturally, they'll just be fatties.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:38:46 2017 No.17685904 >>17685898 You'd be wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:40:13 2017 No.17685908 >>17685900 Man, being condescended to by mere horse pussy would be really infuriating.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:40:17 2017 No.17685909 >>17685902 Lolis are predisposed to pears. It's scientifically proven!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:42:29 2017 No.17685918 >>17685904 They do dislike curves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:42:51 2017 No.17685919 File: 205 KB, 1000x811, Damn that's a cute Horse Pussy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17685908 Horse Pussy never becomes "mere" like lizards, dragons, and most reptile-esque species, the pitiful creatures.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:46:33 2017 No.17685925 >>17685919 It's still just horse pussy, they have nothing to be smug or condescending about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:47:56 2017 No.17685929 >>17685919 Why are his ears so huge?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:49:10 2017 No.17685932 >>17685925 >doesn't understand the superiority of horse pussy anon I...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:51:30 2017 No.17685938 File: 1.04 MB, 1314x1856, 58266448_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17685902 Nothing wrong with a little bit of pudge to grope.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:53:34 2017 No.17685942 File: 548 KB, 1414x2000, DJmnd81VYAAPsmE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17685862 Lies and slander.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:53:34 2017 No.17685943 >>17685938 A fox like that is perfect. She has 0 pudge and some nice legs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:54:09 2017 No.17685945 >>17685942 Still waiting on a translation for these.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:55:23 2017 No.17685950 File: 549 KB, 1414x2000, DJr02zvUIAAlSvI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17685945 Never ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:56:01 2017 No.17685953 >>17685932 But it's nothing special. Definitely nothing to smug about.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:56:44 2017 No.17685955
File: 102 KB, 781x750, Horse Pussy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>17685925
>Nothing to be proud about
>Best Healer is Horse Pussy
>Best Mounted Archer is Horse Pussy
>In top 3 for best archer
>Proud hunter / warrior baseline Centaur ideology
>Can wield crazy magics like Dream shenanigans
>Can exist in every habitat
>Horse Pussy profiles genuinely paint them as some of the best girls
>Horse Pussy only true virgin in MGE

They're champs anon, CHAMPS!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:57:04 2017 No.17685956 >>17685950 I would love to bathe in that. sounds amazing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:57:22 2017 No.17685958 >>17685938 Those are some very child bearing hips for a little fox to have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:57:33 2017 No.17685959 >>17685942 >>17685950 This is how all anons start out when they get a shog. Trying to not show disgust would be hard, but his mind will be gone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:58:16 2017 No.17685960 >>17685950 Why's this guy such an asshole? >Won't eat the meals his maidwife prepares >Won't use the bath his maidwife prepares

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:58:32 2017 No.17685962 >>17685955 Yeah, but they have horse pussies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:58:40 2017 No.17685963 >>17685955 Horse pussy is also a cuckquean.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:59:03 2017 No.17685966 File: 452 KB, 1000x677, please let me do my job.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17685955 >best healer Please don't praise the Unicorns, they are shy and are easily flattered.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:59:47 2017 No.17685970 >>17685942 Wait. Is she covering up her glowing womb?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 10:01:12 2017 No.17685975 >>17685960 Typical MC

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 10:02:02 2017 No.17685978 File: 705 KB, 1134x1577, DKU6iQ9V4AAIQYW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 10:02:11 2017 No.17685980 >>17685960 He is more of a kiki man, but accidentally got a shog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 10:04:48 2017 No.17685984 File: 293 KB, 857x1200, tentacles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17685047 I don't care all tentacle-gifted girls are wonderful creatures. I need more tentacles in my life. And other places.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 10:05:37 2017 No.17685986 >>17685963 I love bicorn's design, but I don't want the harem ending. Sucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 10:12:22 2017 No.17686003 >>17685986 Just dye your unicorn black. I'm sure everything would be just fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 10:13:35 2017 No.17686009 >>17684496 If I say yes will she drain me? I always want to know what that feels like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 10:23:05 2017 No.17686029 >>17685978 Why is she so smug?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 10:24:30 2017 No.17686033 >>17686029 Because she's a cute little fox.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 10:25:31 2017 No.17686037 File: 100 KB, 500x619, 1482714074954.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] imps sure do like to ride cocks.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 10:28:10 2017 No.17686043

>>17686037
>comically stacked shortstack Imp servant wakes you up bouncing on your cock, huge tits flopping in her face and huge ass slamming your balls
>"Morning masta~ what, you didn't think I'd just give you a normal wake up call, did ya? Your so sweet, ya know?"
>"So whatcha gonna do today, masta?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 10:31:42 2017 No.17686054 >>17686043 >Dark Mage >has an anon familiar >who has an Imp assistant One happy magical family.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 10:34:57 2017 No.17686061 File: 103 KB, 638x381, 1481712037464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17686054

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 10:37:41 2017 No.17686075

>>17686054
Nah Nah Nah, it's like this
>Wicked Witch laid back Dark Mage
>Has a familiar familiar
>who has a pair of sortstack twin imp assistants
>who grow a big milfy Alraune for fun
>anon gets lost in the mire and they all claim him
That's how it's done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 10:37:47 2017 No.17686076 File: 118 KB, 295x500, imp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17686043 Just the way I like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 10:39:52 2017 No.17686080 >>17684653 >tfw can't into taiko Pretty sure I can beat her in SDVX or pop'n though

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 10:43:37 2017 No.17686096 >>17686043 >"Same thing we do every night Impy." >"Try to repopulate the world." THEY'RE IMPY, THEY'RE IMPY AND ANON-NON-NON-NON-NON-NON-NON-NON-NARF

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 10:52:21 2017 No.17686122 >>17686076 I'd prefer my imp to dress symmetrically.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:02:26 2017 No.17686159

>>17686075
>all of them waiting around the outside of the Dark Mage's room to tell her they caught a man
>all too terrified to open the door to her dark and gloomy antechamber
>suddenly it swings open and purple smoke billows out
>anon is terrified
>a hand reaches out towards him...
>then clutches the side of the doorframe as the cute onee-san Dark Mage coughs and leans out to get some fresh air
>"Gak! Never mix potions with the windows closed! Hoo boy. Familiar, fetch me my cleaning suppli-"
>notices anon staring at her
>"Eek! A boy! Grab him! It's a real human boy!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:02:53 2017 No.17686160 >>17685882 >What would a loli Anubis say about it? Insist it's indecent even if she's suspectible to being gently dommed herself. Something like a Demon or a Wight would say the sex appeal can't be helped and you're impressively lewd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:03:33 2017 No.17686163 >>17686122 Asymmetrical clothing is the true patrician taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:09:59 2017 No.17686188 >>17686122 >>17686163 >not forcing her to try on a bunch of different slutty outfits for you one after the other >she keeps bending and gyrating and asking 'does this one make my tits look bigger mista A?' You guys are horrible impmasters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:13:40 2017 No.17686198 >>17686188 I never said I wouldn't make her dress in slutty outfits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:13:42 2017 No.17686199 >>17686076 Arch Imps best imps, they're probably the best lolis but always forgotten.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:26:12 2017 No.17686240

>>17686188
>>17686198
Imps are the kind of girls I can see being strung up in elaborate bdsm sex suspension getups with wires and pulleys and stuff everywhere and their reaction is just turning to their master and asking 'so what's with the Rube Goldberg machine? If ya wanted to do anal ya coulda just asked!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:33:41 2017 No.17686264 >>17686240 Nice try KDF

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:41:54 2017 No.17686276 I want to massage the sensitive underside of my waifu's tail and make her so comfy that she just plops down on the sofa and forgets all about the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:46:28 2017 No.17686285 >>17686264 Kill yourself, but don't hang yourself because you'll break the ceiling and kill your whole family you fat fucking dickhead hippo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:47:25 2017 No.17686289 >>17686276 I want to give my Kej waifu a scalp massage

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:56:10 2017 No.17686306 >>17686289 Be careful, anon. We all know what happens when you make the waifu feel too good and loved. She turns baby crazed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:59:04 2017 No.17686319 >>17683872 'Coz God loves monstergirls and wants the best for them, which means NOT you or anyone here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:59:57 2017 No.17686323 >>17686199 yes, and normal imp turned arch imp trough sex is the superior version of the arch imp

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 12:06:49 2017 No.17686342 File: 76 KB, 575x897, DCPr3XUUIAAZsLV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17686122 There's literally nothing wrong with asymmetry. >tfw no /fa/ asymmetrical Automaton

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 12:10:35 2017 No.17686351 >>17686342 I didn't say there was, I just really like long gloves and boots.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 12:12:05 2017 No.17686354

>>17686306
I plan on going all the way. Massaging shampoo and conditioner into her hair while in the shower together. Or when we're out of the shower I'd massage her scalp, alternating by using a scalp massage tool or my bare fingers however I see fit, pausing only to run my fingers through her hair and/or to put face up to and inhale it in.

No matter what'd happen next I'd have no regrets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 12:16:09 2017 No.17686361 >>17686354 >she falls asleep in your lap

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 12:24:19 2017 No.17686392 >>17686361 Would love to pamper a waifu into taking a nap in my lap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 12:27:02 2017 No.17686404 >>17686361 >>17686392 Lap naps are comfy stuff anons. My lap is a little too bony to use as a pillow, but I think it'd be just as comfy to lean back in a comfy armchair and have my waifu or daughteru take a nap on top of me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 12:27:29 2017 No.17686409 >>17686361 Perfect. Now for the final step. Covering the both of us in a blanket and taking a nap with her on the couch Mission accomplished

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 12:28:32 2017 No.17686412 >>17686404 >My lap is a little too bony to use as a pillow Time for squats and oats, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 12:29:02 2017 No.17686414 >>17686409 >blanket Silly gaijin. >her hair wraps itself around the both of you in a warm embrace as she coos and wriggles up against you closer That's her specialty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 12:29:14 2017 No.17686416 >>17686404 I got some muscle that mine could use. Would love to get a sleepy little flow kelp in my lap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 12:29:32 2017 No.17686417 >>17686414 Even better

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 12:34:04 2017 No.17686429

>>17686412
I mean, I'm sure I'd start working out and eating more so I'm not a skeleton once I meet my waifu, but right now it's just not worth the effort.

>>17686416
That sounds really nice anon. Just make sure you're comfortable too, she might wrap you in your sleep and then you'd be stuck like that till she wakes up.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 12:36:23 2017 No.17686440

>>17686354
For the massages I'd go all out too. First I'd make her sit on the bed while I prepare myself. I'd get the most expensive oil and I'd also use some magic on my fingers to make her experience more pleasurable.
First I'd start with her toes and then her feet. I bet my touch would make her feel a bit ticklish, but it would also feel extremelly relaxing.
Needless to say after that I'd go up her legs, touching her skin and applying some shocks on her muscles with magic to make her jelly and sensitive which is where I start kissing and look at her right in the eyes. At that point she would give in to the sensations and turn putty so it would be easy to have her lay down and be on her belly, giving me full access to her tail.
First comes the tip. The second it comes in contact with my fingers she would jump a bit, but after a few presses on the unterside and some strokes her lewd juices would start to leak out. As I move along to the base, her moans would be getting louder and louder and I'd also be pressing a bit harder, sending more magic through her and maybe even breathing a bit harder so she can feel it. Once I get to the base I'd just brush her lewd parts as a tease while I finish her treatment.

Then I take pictures of her drooling face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 12:37:05 2017 No.17686442 >>17686429 Would be nice, although I am truly torn between having a flowkelp rest on my lap or resting on a well watered flow kelp's lap

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 12:38:25 2017 No.17686448 >>17686442 Why not both anon? Maybe if you have a daughteru or another Flowkelp waifu you could even have both at the same time and be a seaweed sandwich!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 12:40:02 2017 No.17686460 >>17686448 Would be nice, although I'd need to be sure to keep them both very well watered. If I don't hear their tits sloshing then I haven't watered them enough.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 12:41:47 2017 No.17686465
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>>17686429
>but right now it's just not worth the effort
>He's not capable of going through senseless hell for his waifu
>He's not capable of going through the theoretical worst case scenario of never getting his waifu, for his waifu's sake
How can any of us be deserving of our waifus if we'd sooner choose to perish than to persevere, even if all that keeps their memory alive is our hearts? Would we not pride ourselves on our achievements in life, ending each and ever description of our accomplishments with "because of her"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 12:45:02 2017 No.17686477 File: 3.43 MB, 2326x4100, DiabloFemale.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to tenderly heal an ancient evil and help her adapt to modern society!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 12:46:43 2017 No.17686482 >>17686440 Sounds like you have everything accounted for. Good going. As for me. I'd imagine I'd be pretty busy once we both woke up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 12:47:43 2017 No.17686486 >>17686477 Ancient evils are for introducing to retired adventurers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 12:49:05 2017 No.17686492 >>17686486 >Retired adventurers explain

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 12:53:17 2017 No.17686509 >>17686465 I see what you're saying anon but a big part of my fantasy is meeting my waifu and doing all that stuff together. We'd go through all the hard stuff together and grow and mature together, that's the ultimate dream at least in my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:01:06 2017 No.17686536 File: 2.94 MB, 2480x3508, kejourou-hires.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:02:43 2017 No.17686548 >>17686492 Sometimes an adventurer gets too old, too injured, or too rich to go out on adventures any more. They'd have a good idea of how to deal with an eldritch horror.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:06:27 2017 No.17686556 >>17686440 >Taking embarrassing pictures of your draogn wife This is what makes dragons go on rampages.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:07:55 2017 No.17686560 >>17686556 Not if you threaten to release it to the other dragons in the flight if she does!

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:11:21 2017 No.17686570

>>17686556
Believe me, anon. It's worth it.
A "ruler of earth" in a moment like that is a nice treasure for my hoard.

>>17686560
This is pretty mean, but I'd definitely tease her about it. May use for blackmail,
though if she gots her hands on it I'd face a horrible punishment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:12:32 2017 No.17686572 >>17686570 That's why you have backups. And have more backups ready to be released to Rata-chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:15:09 2017 No.17686582 >>17686560 What if you use them for fapping?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:15:52 2017 No.17686583 >>17686572 This is playing with dragon's fire. Waifu has her claws around a few tanukis and they could easily turn that Rata against me. I'm fighting a losing battle and I won't give up, but taking risks are too dangerous.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:15:55 2017 No.17686584

Got my MGE2 book in the mail this morning. Just got around to opening it up. There's a lot of information about different locations in the MGE world, some locations we've yet to hear about:
>The Realm of Fire
>The Lost Kingdoms of the Desert
>The Realm of Ice
>The Noble Capital of the Undying
>The Wondrous Land of Wonderland
>The Kingdom Ruled by Cats, for Cats
>The Continent Shrouded in Mist
>The Ethereal Land of Zipangu
>The Exotic Hospitality of Ryugujo

And then it includes info on the Overlord's Army and the Extremists, the God of Wine, and the Goddess of Love. It also rehashes some of the basic info introduced in the first book at the beginning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:17:13 2017 No.17686593 >>17686584 Cat Kingdom when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:17:42 2017 No.17686594 >>17686582 Why would I use those images when I have her? >>17686584 I'm excited for all this info. It'll definitely be fun to play around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:17:49 2017 No.17686595 >>17686342 >says this >posts symmetrical automaton Mixed messages, senpai

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:18:31 2017 No.17686597 >>17686582 Why fap the the picture when you can stick it in the real deal? >>17686583 That's why you gotta get REAL devious. One that goes outside the flight to a metallic/chromatic rival.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:18:48 2017 No.17686599 >>17686584 >The Noble Capital of the Undying Wait, there's a undead capital? Fuck Yeah!

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:22:58 2017 No.17686616

>>17686593
Just a few spoilers on it:
>it's an arcane realm much like Wonderland (meaning it's on a difference plane of existence
>has Western architecture
>Cheshires can be found there and are even guides
>the final stop on a Cheshire's tour is always in an alley :^)
>Bastet the Goddess of the Cats is more like an Alpha Cat than a Goddess
>She lives in the kingdom, not the Divine Realm

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:23:34 2017 No.17686619 >>17686584 >The Ethereal Land of Zipangu fuck yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:23:54 2017 No.17686620 >>17686595 Because there isn't fanart of an asymmetrical Automaton.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:24:31 2017 No.17686625 >>17686584 >The Lost Kingdoms of the Desert Finally, I've been waiting forever for some more information on the desert regions. Hopefully the book gets scanned soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:26:03 2017 No.17686630 >>17686584 >The Kingdom Ruled by Cats, for Cats Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:26:05 2017 No.17686631 File: 293 KB, 1200x1029, DENVR_IU0AAGVr3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17686584 >Noble Capital of the Undying Give the deets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:26:24 2017 No.17686633 >>17686616 Bastet is Top Cat!

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:27:05 2017 No.17686636

>>17686597
I don't know, if I approached a nice white and blue dragon and told her to hold on to that picture and reveal it to the world if something bad happened to me she might get protective thinking that I'm getting abused.

Handling two dragons would make me explode.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:27:16 2017 No.17686637 >>17686616 Actually this doesn't sound as bad as I thought, figured it'd be mostly cait sith related but these points make it sound rather nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:28:22 2017 No.17686645 File: 557 KB, 600x797, 1401227680738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17686633 100% correct.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:28:28 2017 No.17686647 >>17686637 What? You don't want them discussing which has the superior body for pleasuring you? Possibly with contests?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:28:55 2017 No.17686649 >>17686616 >There are cheshires in there Time to tease them since they don't have those dumb teleport and invisibility magic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:31:16 2017 No.17686659 >>17686631 It's really just a miniature golf course by the graveyard They hang out there on Sundays

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:31:22 2017 No.17686660 File: 113 KB, 693x1158, 1458543543453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17686633 And don't you forget it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:35:44 2017 No.17686676 >>17686649 >Implying Cheshire Cats don't have even crazier powers in the cat realm. On a side note, that's probably the best place to find /fit/ Cheshires whose main mode of hunting involves alleyways, smug grins and a well timed Kabedon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:37:48 2017 No.17686683 >>17686676 >Implying I'm not waiting for a muscled cheshire to kabedon me just so I can counter with a kiss Fucking bring it you cats!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:40:37 2017 No.17686692 >>17686683 That's just gonna make her smugger anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:41:44 2017 No.17686696 >>17686692 Oh? And is she going to be that smug when I hold that kiss, push her back into a sweeping hold, and grope her ass/scratch the base of her tail as I do so?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:42:27 2017 No.17686699 >>17686584 Is wonderland literally just a copy of disney wonderland?

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:43:52 2017 No.17686702

>>17686631
Noble Capital of the Undying
>it's an umbral realm (dark demon realm)
>these lands have the power to turn women into the undead
>most of the undead have the power to turn living into the undead
>with mamono mana lands destroyed by war and whatnot can transform into these realms
>ruled by a Wight
>Liches and Vampires form the ruling class as well
>The undead and the hubbies are basically immortal, they do not age
>Hel the Goddess of Life and Death is talked about
>Basically turned the Chief God's churches into her own establishments
>Followers are promised with a long afterlife of peace and love
>The undead are no longer vulnerable to prayers, sunlight, or holy magics

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:44:31 2017 No.17686705

>>17686696
Anon, that's going to make her sweep you up in a bridal carry as she takes you to her house for a long rough night of snu snu.
You're going to become intimately familiar with the sight of her big firm ass bouncing up and down on your dick.
Vanilla or Tanned?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:46:09 2017 No.17686714 >>17686705 Tanlines. Going to engage in wrestle sex and find ways to help that ass get bigger and more firm. Gonna get this cheshire ripped.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:46:56 2017 No.17686717

>>17686702
>Basically turned the Chief God's churches into her own establishments
That poor inexperienced goddess just keeps getting BTFO. How can she recover?

I mean, she's pretty much the "villain" of the setting but I can't help feeling sorry for her, being tasked with continuing a war her predecessor started and she's in way over her head. Girl probably needs a hug.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:47:25 2017 No.17686719 >>17686584 >Realm of Fire >Realm of Ice Norselands?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:47:38 2017 No.17686720 >>17686717 She needs a hubby is what she needs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:47:40 2017 No.17686721 >>17686714 She's already big as a Jinko with abs that would make a Dragon blush anon. You should be focusing on getting her pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:47:47 2017 No.17686723 Fun little tidbits about MGE2: >Kamaitachis still have that old design in the English Version >The plural of Apophis is Apophes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:49:03 2017 No.17686732 >>17686721 Whose to say I can't do both?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:51:54 2017 No.17686741 File: 950 KB, 992x1403, 1470319083855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17686702 I wanna go there. Sound perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:52:09 2017 No.17686742 I want to bridal carry my waifu only for her to turn the tables and bridal carry me with her hair

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:54:34 2017 No.17686757 >>17686732 So what you're saying is you want your waifu do be pumping iron while her pussy pumps your dick? Keep this in mind anon: She's a Cheshire so she's probably just as flexible as she is strong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:56:04 2017 No.17686764 >>17686584 >The Noble Capital of the Undying Aw yes!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:56:27 2017 No.17686766 >>17686757 Yes. She needs to be bigger and stronger for all the daughterus she's going to carry. No stopping till she's big and strong enough to frighten off those hungry, elder wendigos in the winter woods.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:57:35 2017 No.17686770 For those visiting the Cat Kingdom, remember there's one trick you can use if you need to defend yourself, with the use of some clothes-pegs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9TmmF79Rw0

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 13:59:06 2017 No.17686778 >>17686584 Info on Eros, please!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:01:40 2017 No.17686788 File: 566 KB, 916x1280, 79308e468d737741da8af8c141c22d1c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17686645 Miao

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:02:06 2017 No.17686790 >>17686770 >Quickly put a clothes peg on Bastet as she welcomes you to the kingdom >She stops talking mid-sentence and stares blankly at nothing >Her guards move to apprehend you but you put one on each of them, pacifying them

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:03:02 2017 No.17686793
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>>17686702
>with mamono mana lands destroyed by war and whatnot can transform into these realms
This feeds my boner for fantasy areas based in architecturally pleasing ruins.
>ruled by a Wight
So every Undead Kingdom will have a Wight as its top dog?

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:07:00 2017 No.17686810

>>17686770
Good luck (spoiler ahead):
They built the Cat Kingdom in the form of a labyrinth with abrupt changes in elevation so that only a cat girl can jump up; in other words if one is chasing you, you'll end up in a dead-end cornered by your pursuer.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:11:10 2017 No.17686820

>>17686766
>Hugely muscled cheshire with tan-lines and a robin egg blue color.
>Easily built enough to give onis and minotaurs pause.
>Wants to be filled to the brim with kittens.
>Loves nothing more than to do cute poses while wearing a naked apron for her husband to surprise him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:11:38 2017 No.17686822 >>17686770 I want to do this to a princess or high priestess and pet and cuddle her like a common housecat while she's down!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:12:42 2017 No.17686829 >>17686548 So,you are saying ancient evils prefer husbandos who achieved wizardry?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:12:50 2017 No.17686830 >>17686810 wasn't that a thing in the movie The Cat Returns?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:13:48 2017 No.17686834 >>17686829 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:18:27 2017 No.17686845 >>17686702 >Basically turned the Chief God's churches into her own establishments So I can go there and fuck my undead waifu? Nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:18:48 2017 No.17686846 >>17686790 Would you facefuck Bastet while she's pacified by the clothespin? Specifically, would you do that if she told you it's her fetish?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:21:26 2017 No.17686855 File: 255 KB, 1414x1000, 1477648121030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17686702 >>Basically turned the Chief God's churches into her own establishments DEAD Paladin-chans! E A D

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:24:52 2017 No.17686869 >>17686846 Yeah

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:24:55 2017 No.17686870

>>17686778
Eros and her cult:
>resembles the angels who serve her (the houris)
>loves when humans and monster join together
>is a very affectionate person
>tends to favor monsters,
>the Order questions her and her cult, accepts the non-hedonistic denominations
>Three Basic Tenets:
>"Embrace love, live in love, and love will save you"
>"Good love for good deeds"
>"To those who hold love, golden love; to those who wreck love, lead-black loss"
>the cult of Eros is growing, especially with monsters
>Eros is important even among the gods
>Many weddings take place at Eroist churches

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:25:31 2017 No.17686872 >>17686810 God damn cats, they can't keep getting away with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:28:45 2017 No.17686882 File: 2.11 MB, 1253x1770, c1dd2e5daae67a4e073f1b7ed91ec116.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dragons are for chaining up and womb bullying!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:28:50 2017 No.17686883 >>17686870 >"To those who hold love, golden love; to those who wreck love, lead-black loss" I take it this refers to the Cupids and their arrows. So the Black arrow is actually more of a punishment than forcing someone to want love? Also, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:29:45 2017 No.17686886 File: 1.06 MB, 1721x2830, FOOOOOOOLLLIIISSHHHH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17686810 >Cats think I can't jump good They said I could be anything. They said Acrobat was worthless fodder. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzLCDdhrWHI

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:31:13 2017 No.17686890

>>17686855
>Be a peasant living in order controlled territory.
>Every week, the same Paladin comes to your home to collect your "taxes"
>It's practically extortion money just for being born in an order controlled city, leaving you barely enough to scrape by.
>Every time that noble bitch makes you kiss her boot while she "oh-ho-hos" at how "pathetic" you are because she's never had to go hungry.
>One day the sky goes black, and you hear screams in the streets.
>Before you can even check, that Paladin bitch barges in and knocks over a shelf to block the door.
>"Anon..."
>As you actually get a look at her, you notice several things.
>One, her skin is much paler than usual.
>Two, her breastplate is missing completely and her enormous funbags are exposed to you
>And three, most important, she has a bite mark that's radiating a purple miasma.
>"Sweet, adorable anon~ So cute... So waaarm~"
>You realize too late that she's a Zombie as she pounces on you and starts raping you.
>After a long hard night of dicking, you learn that she's always had a crush on you but her social skills were so abysmal she retreated into acting like a character from a lewd book her mother tried hiding from her.
>That very same day she took her oaths to Hel in the newly rechristened chapel while riding your dick and taking you as her husband.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:32:28 2017 No.17686895 >>17686883 The black arrow is for inducing an inescapable desire for love. Homewreckers probably get shot with it and then locked away where they can't get love. No tolerance for NTR in the Eros Cult.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:33:24 2017 No.17686896 >>17686890 I want to fugg a Paladin (deceased)'s lewd guts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:34:33 2017 No.17686899 >>17686896 You'd better be talking about knocking her up and not some disgusting necrophilia thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:35:22 2017 No.17686900 >>17686882 You know, I think there are more dragon slayers and knights than sluts. Dragons are for intense loving and making them feel like never before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:35:47 2017 No.17686902 >>17686899 I'm talking about some disgusting necrophilia thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:36:22 2017 No.17686904 >>17686902 Not even /trash/ wants you gurofag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:37:39 2017 No.17686911 >>17686890 Gonna breed that paladin-zombie with all thr feelings I've had until she's bloated with it.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:38:37 2017 No.17686914

Mist Continent Spoilers:

It appears it is in a constant state of war, where three factions are trying to take control of the land. This is why many of the girls from there are good in martial arts.
>Land of the Four Gods (emerald realm)
>Land of the Four Fiends (umbral realm)
>Land of the Four Souls (human state that's monster friendly)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:38:42 2017 No.17686915 >>17686911 What will you do when she wights and regains her tsundere faculties?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:39:03 2017 No.17686917 >>17686911 But what undead would she turn into after you overload her with spirit energy anon? A Wight or a Ghoul? Keep in mind there's no getting rid of her cuddlelust.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:40:05 2017 No.17686919 >>17686914 Romance of the Three Kingdoms Confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:40:45 2017 No.17686920 >>17686914 Mist kingdom stuff got posted in detail a while back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:40:51 2017 No.17686922 >>17686915 >Implying I just won't act like her Tsundere feelings are her asking for another top off. >>17686917 Wight if she's a zombie. An excuse to keep going so her magical prowess can advance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:42:42 2017 No.17686928 >>17686917 >cuddlelust Ah, I want to kill a Paladin-chan so I can make her corpse into my daki.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:43:11 2017 No.17686932 File: 331 KB, 800x1200, ff9e7f09bd69993a6eab0f683c0d43bd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are vampire paladins acceptable big sisters?

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:43:18 2017 No.17686934

>>17686915
>>17686922
>Implying becoming a Wight will make her tsundere.
>Implying she won't become even more deredere as she's one step closer to getting knocked up with her beloved anon's baby.
Though speaking of her old Himedere ways, I have to wonder if she enjoys laying back and roleplaying a scenario where you rape her for her past actions against you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:43:54 2017 No.17686936 >>17686932 Absolutely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:44:16 2017 No.17686937 >>17686810 I got a whole bag full of cucumbers, those cats are gonna get it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:44:40 2017 No.17686939 >>17686928 And then there's this fucking freak. >>17686932 Vampire Paladins are some of the best big sisters. Just don't be surprised if she feeds you things that make your shota dick the size of a pornstar's for the sake of irrumatio.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:45:19 2017 No.17686943 >>17686900 I am gonna make her feel VERY loved after filling that daugheru making belly

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:45:25 2017 No.17686944 >>17686934 Maybe. Being undead may have mad her a bit more 'pliable' so the revenge of the angry peasant will be long and thorough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:45:56 2017 No.17686946 >>17686937 How badly would a Cheshire be traumatized if you inserted a cucumber into her no-no places?

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:46:33 2017 No.17686948
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>>17686870
>>17686883
>>17686895
>Warrior Anon goes to Eros
>Not for love, no, quite the opposite
>He asks for the darkest arrow, the blackest black, so that he might become the greatest warrior of the land
>To seal away his human nature, the desire to mate, the desire for pleasure, the desire to find love
>Give him the focus he needs so that even mighty Ares looks upon him in awe of his devotion to combat
>Before she can refuse his request an Amazonian Cupid twangs him with a love arrow
>Before the final arrow is struck he curses Eros for her betrayal and all forms of love
>Then he has a nice wedding reception that Eros herself put together and lives happily ever after

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:46:57 2017 No.17686949 >>17686914 Oh hey, it's the dom, the switch and the sub lands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:49:40 2017 No.17686956 >>17686584 Desert kingdoms, Wonderland or Ryugujo please.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:50:28 2017 No.17686960

Interesting thing when reading the Realm of Fire section, we might see a new girl, as a new creature is mentioned: Balrog.
The Overlord (DL) send them out to quell extremely dangerous volcanoes before they erupt.
They are great fiends covered in hellfire. This may hint at a new girl or at least a new beast.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:51:26 2017 No.17686964 >The Realm of Fire. >The Realm of Ice. Now that's interesting, details?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:51:51 2017 No.17686966 >all these people wanting undead waifus what,nobody finds scary waking up to your undead lazily looking up at you and her mouth glued to the morning tent? god forbid its a vampire,fangs dont belong there

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:52:03 2017 No.17686967 >>17686960 Oh yeah, I remember an anon mentioning something like that. Something about it being great for minerals and sweaty sex too. What about the ice land?

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:52:37 2017 No.17686969

>>17686944
>"Wh-what are you doing you filthy peasant? Untie me at once!"
>No, don't think I will. You've been humiliating me for years. Keeping me starving with your taxes. I'm getting my revenge.
>"Why are you pulling down my tights? What's that hard thing against my ass? You filth! Get that thing away from my pus- Ah!"
>You and I are going to have a long night.
>"No! No! Help me! Someone!"
And then afterwards she cuddles you and thanks you for indulging in her perverted fantasies.

>>17686948
I can just imagine what's going through that Cupid's head.
>"Throw away his emotions? No love? No sex? Fuck that, I'm gonna make him mine and ride that cock until he begs me to marry him!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:53:40 2017 No.17686972 >>17686966 The fangs make it exciting though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:54:57 2017 No.17686976 >>17686966 >god forbid its a vampire But that's the best, anon. Being drained in both ways at once is the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:54:58 2017 No.17686977 >>17686969 Oh, this is only the beginning. The prudest ones break the hardest, she's probably a degenerate that wouldn't mind walking around sans-panties and stuffed to the brim with seed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:55:06 2017 No.17686979 >>17686966 If wanting a big-breasted Lich to experiment on me is wrong I don't want to be right

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:56:00 2017 No.17686985

>>17686956
Desert Kingdoms:
>Ruled by the pharaohs of old before the previous Overlord existed
>They didn't used to be deserts
>The apophes of old destroyed the kingdoms
>Many pharaohs were turned to dust before they could ever reawaken
>The surviving pharaohs along with some subjects went into a long slumber
>They are now reawakening
>Khepris are now building up the places where the pharaohs did die forever

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:58:21 2017 No.17686997 I want to replace a Cupid's arrows with real ones and get her to shoot me.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:58:36 2017 No.17686998
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>Come home to grapewife cheerfully cooking dinner.
>She's in a strangely good mood. Not grumbling about her boss like usual.
>Go to your room to change, notice a lump in the bed.
>Pull back the covers revealing a naked brown woman, her modesty protected only by the erotic web of painfully tight rope binding her.
>She looks up and tries to yell something to you but it's made incomprehensible by a drool-soaked gag.
>Her eyes are wide with panic.
>You call out to your wife in the kitchen, "Honey?"
>"Yes, Dear?"
>"Why is there a naked brown woman in the bed?"
>"Oh, you found her!" She calls back happily.
>She slithers into the room looking excited. "I've been trying to nab her for months now but she's stupid lucky. Oh, and don't be rude, she's not 'brown', she's Egyptian."
>"Looks pretty brown to me, Sweetie."
>"Yeah but when you say it that way it sounds like you're saying she's colored and-"
>"Okay, let's stop there and get back to - why is there a naked woman in the bed?"
>"To rape!"
>"To rape."
>"Yes!"
>"No."
>"Oh come on, it will be fun! We'll do it together! I'll hold her still for you and you can just plow away. Look, she even has pubic hair. How exotic!"
>The woman lets out a muffled scream as your wife wrenches her legs open.
>You say a silent prayer fervently wishing that this woman isn't your wife's boss but you know in your heart it's a foolish hope.
Life with grape can be trying at times.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:59:01 2017 No.17687002 >>17686969 I like to imagine that Cupids have a massive healing fetish and go out of their way to marry lonely men with low self-esteem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:59:03 2017 No.17687003 I've got to go for now. I'll try to do more write-ups on the MGE2 info later if no one else has and address any clarifications that are needed and maybe add more detail. I tried to summarize them the best I could.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:59:10 2017 No.17687005 >>17686997 that'd probably be the most traumatizing thing for a Cupid to go through

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:59:39 2017 No.17687006 >>17686985 Good old Khepris, all the more reason to be their king.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 14:59:40 2017 No.17687008

>>17686977
Anon please.
Try walking around in full armor with two dildos modeled after your dick shoved firmly into both holes.

>>17686985
>Khepris are now building up the places where the pharaohs did die forever
Oh wow, that's actually kinda depressing.
Imagine a Pharaoh Kingdom re-awakening only for the Pharaoh to not be there anymore.
Now I can't help but imagine Khepris being smug as being a defense mechanism.
Imagine one breaking down as she rides you and needing a hug because she knows thing will never be the same as when the Pharaoh who was practically her older sister was alive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:00:07 2017 No.17687010 >>17686985 Okay, so it's basically Necrons/Tomb Kings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:00:35 2017 No.17687012 >>17686949 >switch lands You have my attention now...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:00:47 2017 No.17687013 >>17686985 I guess grapesnakes counts as ancient evils.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:01:27 2017 No.17687015 >>17686998 Okay but would you do it? You'll have to take responsibility when the Pharaoh is completely graped and can't possibly imagine anything getting her off but a threesome with you and your Apophis wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:02:09 2017 No.17687018 >>17687005 She'll get over it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:02:45 2017 No.17687021 >>17687008 So the above AND the dildos. She probably would suck me off all night after putting some manticore venom in me so I can 'rest' and so she can prepare for the morning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:03:07 2017 No.17687023 >>17686702 >>17686702 Comfy immortal unlife with Jiangshi wife in a cool aesthetic place? I'm so there.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:03:09 2017 No.17687024

>>17687002
>A Cupid's Kuu demeanor only shatters when she's ecstatically happy or if she has to save an anon from suicide.
Would you vow to live your life and protect her smile if she soared and and saved you from hitting the ground before clinging close to you and bawling her eyes out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:04:07 2017 No.17687027 >>17687018 >She'll get over killing/nearly killing someone by accident if you say so

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:04:19 2017 No.17687028 File: 543 KB, 1296x869, 1493256848733.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17687008 >Now I can't help but imagine Khepris being smug as being a defense mechanism. >that next line too Fuck my heart didn't need this. Golden bugs need a hug.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:05:18 2017 No.17687030 >>17687012 It's a comfy land where monsters and humans are equal. They only fight to defend themselves or at least that's what I remember.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:05:42 2017 No.17687031 >>17687015 It's probably the only way to keep her from getting fired at this point. You're going to have to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:05:50 2017 No.17687032 >>17687008 >Imagine a Pharaoh Kingdom re-awakening only for the Pharaoh to not be there anymore. They might just "acquire" a pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:06:09 2017 No.17687033 >>17687027 She'll get a husband and be too busy getting fucked to care about what happened in the past.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:06:51 2017 No.17687037 >>17687024 >Suicide Too much effort.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:08:22 2017 No.17687043 >>17686890 I'll make her wear nothing on her humongous funbags the rest of her days. Her titanic titties will always be exposed for me to play with at a moment's whim for eternity as she droopily smiles and giggles. She's perfect.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:09:35 2017 No.17687048

>>17687028
Smug gold bugs need group cuddles to cope with the loss.

>>17687031
But anon, the Pharaoh is going to be just as lewd as the Apophis! They'll even conspire together to make you into a slut for their pussies.

>>17687032
Oh they will, but first there'll be disorder and panic as the kingdom collectively realizes the Pharaoh isn't with them anymore.
If you think the Khepri's reactions would be bad, imagine the Anubis frantically trying to come up with a plan, the Mummies wandering the castle aimlessly looking for their mistress and the Sphinx locking herself in her room and not talking to anyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:10:18 2017 No.17687050 >>17687024 I don't think anyone that would actually attempt to kill themself would care about what some crying stranger would say to them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:10:49 2017 No.17687052 >>17687043 She can't just go showing her tits to everyone on her patrols anon. She can start wearing a bikini top instead of a breastplate though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:11:52 2017 No.17687054 >>17687050 He'd care after she jams her personal arrow into him and floods him with her feelings. Did you forget Cupids can do that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:12:23 2017 No.17687057 I wonder how MGs that live in snowy areas would feel about their husband taking cold showers

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:14:29 2017 No.17687062 >>17687048 And the first woman to wander in there is declared the new Pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:14:33 2017 No.17687063 >>17687054 A love arrow from a random woman isn't going to do shit against against a man that far gone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:15:18 2017 No.17687065 >>17687057 It's a good excuse for warming him up after a shower. >"Oh, you took a cold shower? Are you sick? You might be getting sick. >"Come and let me warm you back up~"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:19:16 2017 No.17687078 >>17687054 No, but forcing extreme emotions onto a suicidal person is a good way to make them even crazier. I swear this thread lives in a whole different dimension to the world I inhabit. Don't get too jealous, I don't have monstergirls either.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:19:59 2017 No.17687081

>>17687048
>be invited by a Khepri Lord to visit his domain (he's an old high school bud that got lost in the desert and got lucky when he fell into the right pit)
>walking down the halls of his palace you hear what sounds like shrill female cries
>you figure it's him fucking his harem, roll your eyes but turn the corner anyway
>He's sitting with his wives all curled up against him, slowly stroking their heads as they sob and try to get closer
>he motions silently a finger to his lips when he sees you, asking you wordlessly to be quiet
>you notice that, due to the time of year and time of day, the sunlight is shining through directly on an image of a regal looking woman in hieroglyph on the wall
>the Khepri are occasionally glancing back over at it, then sobbing again and scooting closer against their husband
>maybe now was a bad time to visit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:21:09 2017 No.17687088 File: 962 KB, 3100x4704, Pharaoh28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17687062 I think they'll do it to regular Lamias who wander into their place too

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:21:18 2017 No.17687089 >>17687063 >>17687078 Mamono Mana

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:21:48 2017 No.17687091 Is anything cuter than a bunch of oppai loli valkryies guarding their charge/oniichan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:21:59 2017 No.17687092 >>17687081 It's not all Jojo references and orgies. You gotta protect a lot of smiles as a Khepri Lord.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:22:18 2017 No.17687096

>>17687062
Just imagine being some foreigner kidnapped along with a local nomad woman by a bunch of monsters who proceed to make you fuck her until she corrupts into a Pharaoh.
Imagine watching her hips widen, her breasts swell and her ass tighten with every load you pump into her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:23:58 2017 No.17687101 >>17687096 Would be fantastic. Although getting me to stop would be a tad....difficult.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:24:06 2017 No.17687103 >>17687081 >>17687092 I think the idea of being a Khepri lord is cool. It's more nuanced than just 'and then they fucked forever as incubus and monster' in my headcanon at least

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:24:20 2017 No.17687107 >>17687081 But he invited you, why would it be a bad time to visit? He probably wants you to take care of the Anubis and the Sphinx since he's already got a harem of shortstack smug bugs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:25:26 2017 No.17687110 >>17687091 Oppai lolis are really disgusting so yeah, almost anything can be cuter.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:25:58 2017 No.17687111

>>17687101
It'd be pretty difficult to get the new Pharaoh to stop too anon. She'd leglock you after the fourth load. It'll get especially hard when the old Pharaoh's ghost starts watching you two fuck and gives the new one some advice from old books she read while she was alive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:26:44 2017 No.17687113 >>17687107 Seems that way. It was a sly way to make sure more of his subjects are being cared for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:26:47 2017 No.17687114 >>17687089 That's an even worse solution, using DE in that scenario is just sweeping the problem under the rug and ignoring it instead of actually trying to fix it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:29:38 2017 No.17687119 >>17687110 But they all get really close to you with their spears out in a formation while two fly about shoulder height and one sits on your shoulders to give you a protective boob hat. They regularly rotate who is the boob hat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:30:56 2017 No.17687124 >>17687091 Anon being on a date with his waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:31:23 2017 No.17687126 >>17687119 It's shit, anon. A normal valk daughteru trying to use her mother's armor set is infinitely better than trashy oppai lolis.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:32:56 2017 No.17687135

>>17687119
If they're able to sit on my shoulders and give me a boob hat, they'd have to be the size of a 1st grader with the tits of a 600lb hambeast. No thank you, sir. I like oppai loli, but only when some vestiges of sane proportions are left.
Tits bigger than head are an affront against tits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:34:22 2017 No.17687138 >>17687135 Tits bigger than heads are the best! Even when on normal sized or taller girls!

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:35:07 2017 No.17687139

>>17687078
Right there with ya. I'm at the point where even Wurm-sama would get frustrated at my mental state. Flayers would refuse to help; it's too toxic.

Shit, this depression's hitting hard again. Even "perfect" women reject me in my fantasies. I'll just back off now; no sense in ruining everyone else's fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:35:32 2017 No.17687142 >>17687135 >Tits bigger than head are an affront against tits Blasphemer, usurper, betrayer, snake! Begone!

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:35:32 2017 No.17687143
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Kamaitachi is here!

Beyond there always being three of them, they're a race with a lot of options. I especially like how KC didn't define the trio by their body types but rather by their skills (i.e. you could have three lolis, three tall and curvy ones, and so on), and the trio don't even have to be sisters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:36:59 2017 No.17687148 >>17687143 Yes, there is an error with the diet line, it will be fixed shortly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:37:11 2017 No.17687149 >>17687143 >Triplets that always get pregnant at the same time and always give birth to triplets Holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:37:14 2017 No.17687150 >>17687143 What is this? A profile for giant ant lolis?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:38:35 2017 No.17687154 >>17687143 Gives new meaning to 'dinner, a bath, or me' I like em

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:39:04 2017 No.17687159 File: 129 KB, 520x467, 1498973070916.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17687143 Could I have three extra thick 7 ft. tall Kamaitachi if I wanted?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:39:31 2017 No.17687161 >>17687143 I don't like them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:39:33 2017 No.17687162 >>17687143 Is that wind weasel associated with the number 3 in irl mythology?

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:41:15 2017 No.17687167

>>17687162
They're legitimately a joke yokai, like even in ancient Japanese lore and all
They're ancient religious shitposts about whirlwinds, and that's why when a ninja does a big whirlwind attack in anime it has 'kamaitachi' in its name somewhere
The Dan of yokai

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:41:27 2017 No.17687169 >>17687162 they attack in groups of 3 originally, yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:41:56 2017 No.17687170 >>17687159 That's a possibllity. There's gonna be a trio where the one with blades is the smallest while the one with medicine has the body of a Titania.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:42:11 2017 No.17687174 >>17687159 Probably. All that pudgy against you would be maximum comfy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:42:47 2017 No.17687177 File: 747 KB, 1329x629, Kamaitachi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17687143 Fixed text. Disposition and diet were originally switched around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:43:15 2017 No.17687178 >>17687167 >The Dan of yokai Dan vs dan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:43:55 2017 No.17687181 File: 1.44 MB, 1862x1487, 1506455035004.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17686966 Undeads are the best girls around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:56:54 2017 No.17687219 >>17687159 That's a lot of sloppy smothering.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 15:58:49 2017 No.17687227

>>17687177
>Big, strongfat Kamaitachi for strength
>Shortstack, busty one for cutting
>Hourglass, sensual one for medicine

A good harem, although I wonder if its harder to impregnate them than normal due to the multiple births and nature of all three getting pregnant at once.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 16:29:38 2017 No.17687337 File: 2.71 MB, 4000x3000, 232e530afe16a3cd2477c9024b59bdba214dcba41072640b3a320a23baec0156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who else bought their copy in real life?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 16:31:57 2017 No.17687347 >>17687337 http://twitter.com/apm_ax/status/912771524310028298

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 16:44:25 2017 No.17687382

>>17684740
>Me
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Energy_Infusion

>Vampire waifu
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Bullet_Projection

>Kid 1
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Feather_Manipulation

>Kid 2
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Ascension

>Kid 3
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conquest_Empowerment

>Kid 4
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kinship_Manipulation

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 16:45:48 2017 No.17687392

I bet nerdy vampires play a modded version of Crusader Kings to pretend to be the head of their royal families.

They probably get pissed when that 'Anon' character they made ends up getting taken by a nearby paladin-chan order for 'population breeding' instead of coming to them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 16:46:59 2017 No.17687398 >>17687337 >http://twitter.com/apm_ax/status/912771524310028298 I'm eyeballing both of the guides. Is Amazon a good place to buy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 16:47:22 2017 No.17687399 File: 236 KB, 311x267, 1443633103987.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17687337 >girl at the till knew what monster girl quest was from KC's artstyle

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 16:48:52 2017 No.17687409 >>17687398 Good shipping and it'll be cheaper than than most of the big box retailers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 16:49:44 2017 No.17687410 >>17687337 >TFW I won't be able to get mine for 2 more months. Life is pain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 16:57:07 2017 No.17687441 >>17687399 Till?

Losenis Tue Sep 26 16:59:35 2017 No.17687458
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Hi. Finished another thing after reading the translation of the succubus notethingy. Trying to follow the posting format the other guy suggested now.

Hearts and Minds
https://pastebin.com/HuNisMfr
Tags: Succubus, no smut
Synopsis: A guy is getting chased by an Ushi-Oni, but receives help from a girl for seemingly little to no reason.

Short one, barely 4k words long.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:00:08 2017 No.17687461
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In the process of commissioning an Ochimusha raping her Aruji-Dono after she built a muscled body to cater to his tastes and he still wont have sex with her. Im still unsure if the Ochi should slap him or if that would be too much even for angry rapemode muscled Ochi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:00:50 2017 No.17687462 File: 138 KB, 666x763, 3253002e6209bc3c48410d9cc48eb38fde6fdc7afe73747ad05ad2e49ff2b5db.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17687399 She probably played it >>17687410 At least you can read the reviews like this one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:01:00 2017 No.17687463 >>17687461 >Ochimusha raping her Aruji-Dono That's retarded, you're retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:03:40 2017 No.17687479 >>17683782 She is a professional mangaka and has no time for such indecency.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:06:47 2017 No.17687497 >>17687461 >In the process of commissioning an Ochimusha raping her Aruji-Dono I approve wholeheartedly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:07:24 2017 No.17687501 >>17687462 And people still wont believe that when portals open, it will be SJWs the ones who will do everything to keep us away from our waifus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:09:35 2017 No.17687508 File: 118 KB, 748x663, b47466631d56606c7bd2d65c22e86f81781a0adda5e1222ce4fa6c94a6a0ed99.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17687501 They're just 3DPD. They don't matter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:12:49 2017 No.17687521 >>17687508 >mfw lilims convert all the SJWs into super submissive girls that do nothing but dote on their hubby and serve him hand and foot

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:12:55 2017 No.17687522 >>17687508 I need to laugh at stupidity, got more triggered at MGE SJWs screencaps?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:14:08 2017 No.17687525 >>17687501 Hopefully some Lilim will nuke SF or Melbourne with dark matter when they show up

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:16:04 2017 No.17687532 >>17687177 Kamaitachi is also in the MGE Volume #2 book that came out today!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:18:06 2017 No.17687541 >>17687462 >ANN That explains a lot.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:20:35 2017 No.17687549

>>17687497
3 scenes planned:
>Ochi flexing her delicious muscled body
>Ochi threatening anon with her katana on his neck that he better not refuse, the katana pressed hard enough to draw droplets of blood colored mana. Im still debating if I should give anon a slap handprint or not
>Ochi mounting anon with ahegao face and maybe heart pupils

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:22:00 2017 No.17687555 I need heartwarming stories about Liches damn it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:23:19 2017 No.17687565 >>17687555 You write a heartwarming manticore story, and I'll tackle a lich story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:23:29 2017 No.17687567 >>17687441 commonwealth britbonghistanese for cash register

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:23:34 2017 No.17687568 >>17687549 The slap print sounds a bit much but the rest is fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:27:12 2017 No.17687580 >>17687568 Thanks for the imput. I will leave the slap print out. What about the katana drawing droplets of blood colored mana? Is that too much?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:29:41 2017 No.17687587 >>17687458 >Hearts and Minds FUCK. I was going to use that title for something I'm doing. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:32:45 2017 No.17687598 >>17687580 Probably not, that sort of thing already happens with swords in the setting. Demon silver is sexy. It's your money though so do whatever makes you happy, that's the important part.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:37:26 2017 No.17687614
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>>17687057
>smiling White Horn watching you take a cold shower from outside your bathroom window
>passing Wendigos, Yetis, and Ice Queens see the White Horn and want to know what's going on too
>a crowd forms outside your bathroom window, all trying to get a view

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:38:15 2017 No.17687616 >>17687458 >JERUSALEM Oy vey

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:44:58 2017 No.17687643 >>17687614 gonna open a window and let the steam out into white horn's face!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:48:23 2017 No.17687659 >>17687462 >She probably played it do girls even play that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:49:13 2017 No.17687665 >>17687587 Use it anyways. What's he gonna do, DMCA you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:50:35 2017 No.17687673 >>17687659 Yes. A few weebettes I know played it "for the story", one had the balls to admit that she likes shotas being raped.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:51:49 2017 No.17687682 >>17687643 The hot steam's going to make her hot and bothered, she'll poke in and expect a hug from you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:53:54 2017 No.17687691 >>17687458 Aww.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:57:04 2017 No.17687706 Amazons need to stop tricking naive anthropologists into lewd situations

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:57:50 2017 No.17687712 File: 21 KB, 427x427, 1504487161932.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17686477 >We've reached full circle with the glowing cujine fags

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:08:48 2017 No.17687761 >>17687177 Forgettable will remain forgettable to the bitter end. Life with them sounds comfy just like most Zipangu species, but that's about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:10:59 2017 No.17687770 >>17687706 Amazons need to stop making burgers out of humans.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:11:56 2017 No.17687778 >>17687770 I want to give Amazons burgers!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:12:10 2017 No.17687781 >>17687643 >steam >cold shower What sorcery is this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:12:53 2017 No.17687784 >>17687778 That's how you lose an arm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:14:19 2017 No.17687795 >>17687114 Welcome to MGE

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:16:19 2017 No.17687799 >>17687784 Or how I open a new chain of restaurants!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:20:02 2017 No.17687819 >>17687522 I second this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:21:03 2017 No.17687824 >>17687799 Amazons are vicious monsters, be careful around them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:23:36 2017 No.17687835 File: 844 KB, 1500x1588, 92017.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cute dogs!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:24:44 2017 No.17687838 >>17687835 They're clones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:25:37 2017 No.17687840 >>17687824 but anon Amazons are loving wives who just wish to be loved just like any other mg

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:26:28 2017 No.17687841 >>17687835 What an adorable daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:26:47 2017 No.17687843 File: 379 KB, 1512x2016, Hhhori (8.0) [F].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:27:00 2017 No.17687845 >>17687781 Lava golem hugging the cold water pipe so anon's pipes don't freeze

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:27:53 2017 No.17687847 File: 425 KB, 1512x2016, Hhhori (9.0) [F].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17687843

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:27:56 2017 No.17687849 >>17687840 Oh, I thought we were talking about toku monsters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:28:58 2017 No.17687853 File: 257 KB, 1512x2016, Hhhori (10.0) [F].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17687847 Fin!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:29:20 2017 No.17687856 >>17687845 >Promise her that if she keeps it warm for long enough, anon will eventually lure a friend into the basement for her. >She spends weeks quietly hugging that pipe with a dreamy smile as she imagines meeting her husband. Don't abuse the MGs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:30:48 2017 No.17687865 >>17687614 >exclaim out loud how cold you are after finishing the shower

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:31:18 2017 No.17687867 >>17687856 I imagine she'd meet her husband soon than you expect, especially if Anon 'gently guides' one of his friends down the stairs with a light push

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:32:30 2017 No.17687879 >>17687843 >>17687847 >>17687853 That's a big choragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:32:44 2017 No.17687880 >>17687853 And then they had sex

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:35:15 2017 No.17687892 >>17687867 He'd better, or else the MG protection services are going to have a few words with him. I heard the organization hired a new ushi oni enforcer for these sort of situations.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:35:55 2017 No.17687897 >>17687835 What silly PJs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:38:35 2017 No.17687906 >>17687892 >"Mr. Anon, I'm sure you're wondering why they'd send an ushi oni like me to handle this. You see, some situations require a delicate approach. >Delicate. Like your house."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:39:51 2017 No.17687911 File: 1.05 MB, 2560x1440, Screenshot_20170926-153653.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Im going to force my Ochi waifu to watch the Oda Nobuna anime and roleplay the scenes with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:41:38 2017 No.17687917 >>17687911 >oda nobuna HOPES AND DREAMS.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:43:18 2017 No.17687923 >>17687917 I have neither of those anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:44:36 2017 No.17687926 >>17687911 Would there be an Ochi who uses a gun?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:45:25 2017 No.17687930 >>17687926 Westaboo Ochi

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:46:40 2017 No.17687935 >>17687930 Cowgirl Ochi? In more ways than one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:48:24 2017 No.17687945 >>17687911 Ochis are not for roleplaying they are serious bodyguards.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:48:32 2017 No.17687946

>>17683865
>huge losses of life like both major wars?
>World Wars
>major losses of life

Those weren't even Chixculub-impact level, and you can bet I'd be telling whichever girl how half the stars in the sky died 100 million years ago, but are so far away we haven't seen them go out yet.

Gotta let living beings know their tiny, insignificant place in the sick, dying universe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:57:02 2017 No.17687980 >>17687946 Yeah, remember that pre-DL MGEverse was WORSE than our world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 19:08:01 2017 No.17688030 File: 581 KB, 1500x945, 45293821_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17687980 >tfw no ancient MG who still remembers the horrors of the old world

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 19:13:25 2017 No.17688051 >>17688030 >MGs who wake up crying because they had a nightmare that he turned back into her old form and hurt you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 19:15:48 2017 No.17688061 >>17687501 There will never be any portals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 19:19:47 2017 No.17688077 >>17688061 Yeah... But a man can dream. That's all I've got left to keep me going.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 19:23:57 2017 No.17688097

>>17688030
>Ancient, Ancalagon-tier Dragon remembers her days of absolutely despoiling the land
>wonders if anyone will ever forgive her for the entire civilization she put to the torch in a single day
>goes to the ruins to brood, recognizing every scorch mark
>finds an archaeologist sitting there, attempts and fails to hide
>he overheard her muttering to herself about the sheer destruction
>she asks if he can forgive her
>turns out he was impressed by the story and wants her to tell him more about her ancient campaign of devastation
>she just can't catch a break

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 19:29:47 2017 No.17688120 >>17684002 Day 1xxx. Still waiting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 19:30:16 2017 No.17688123 File: 3.31 MB, 2500x3500, 40408944_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17688051 >>17688097 Kinda makes me wonder if the oldest dragons might be loath to assume their "full dragon" forms, since they associate it with that.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 19:30:28 2017 No.17688125

>>17688051
I'd rather shock a monster girl with the human propensity for violence.
>Been married 5 years
>She's never seen you do anything that could even remotely be considered violent
>She's pregnant with your first child
>Someone breaks in one night
>Grab the rifle you take to the range sometimes
>Find two guys in your living room, both armed with knives
>Shoot both
>She comes running after hearing the shots
>Finds them both dead
>You're still aiming at them
>You're expressionless
>After the police are called and things are cleaned up, you try to go right back to bed

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 19:37:35 2017 No.17688160 >>17687458 That was a nice cute story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 19:40:51 2017 No.17688177 >>17687458 Cute. Good stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 19:45:15 2017 No.17688194 >>17688125 Would that really be considered violent for a monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 19:48:55 2017 No.17688209 >>17688194 Being treated as so mundane would probably be jarring for someone unaccustomed to us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 19:51:37 2017 No.17688218 >>17688125 There's only one type of guy that MGs hate and would never marry, and those are psychopaths. This sounds like a psychopath to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:04:19 2017 No.17688286 Just got my copy of mge2 and tentacle's bonus pic made me realized that the images aren't censored. Also Apophes keep Pharaoh's as pets. Too tired might share more when I wake up.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:30:47 2017 No.17688441

>>17688218
Hey man I'm a psychopath and I came here because I wanted someone who was willing to look past that. I've not hurt anyone, I just sometimes want to really badly, or start maniacally laughing at random. My waifu would still love me, especially if she was a chunni cursed sword or dhampir.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:36:22 2017 No.17688466

>>17688441
MGs absolutely detest just the mere idea of taking someone's life. They go through leaps and bounds to prevent death when at all possible, even if someone is trying to kill them. They also hate those who take human life. Your best bet would be to go get flayed at a mindflayer's clinic, because until then no MG would consider taking you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:37:18 2017 No.17688471 All this talk of monsters of old and human psychos reminds me that I really need to work more on my story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:38:30 2017 No.17688476 >>17688466 What part of, I've not hurt anyone, don't you get? Just because I have these urges, doesn't mean I have to act on them. I'd probably be a lot less likely to if I had the support of a loving waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:40:59 2017 No.17688488 >>17688466 What if someone threatened their husband?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:41:16 2017 No.17688489 >>17688218 There's nothing deranged about killing armed intruders, my fine European friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:41:19 2017 No.17688491 >>17688125 >tfw ptsd healing expert monster girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:41:28 2017 No.17688492 >>17688476 MGs can sniff out a psychopath just as much as they can sniff out a fag a mile away. Just go get flayed, we're...I mean they're trustworthy, I swear! Nothing to worry about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:43:55 2017 No.17688502 >>17688492 No way! My waifu is too into healing for me to take that away from her.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:44:01 2017 No.17688503

>>17688476
We all get the urges.

I stockpile cardboard boxes just ao I can carve them up with a knife when I just feel the need to let loose.

Just like sudden bouts of depression and crying yourself to sleep, spontaneous bloodlust is another symptom of the single-man lifestyle.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:45:57 2017 No.17688507

>>17688488
>>17688489
A MG will avoid killing at all costs. However, if they know for a fact that they have no choice, they will take the life of someone to protect themselves or their family. But just because someone breaks into a house doesn't automatically lead to a killing, they do a good job at subduing people without anyone getting killed. In other words, it's a desperate, last resort to kill, and that person would have to be an exceptional fighter to put up any challenge to a MG. Besides, it's much more cost effective to capture an intruder and sell them as a slave than kill them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:47:33 2017 No.17688510 >>17688507 And they call me a psychopath. At least I don't advicate slavery.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:47:55 2017 No.17688512 >>17688507 >However, if they know for a fact that they have no choice, they will take the life of someone to protect themselves or their family kind of sad how that would effect the poor girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:48:10 2017 No.17688513 >>17688503 >spontaneous bloodlust is another symptom of the single-man lifestyle I've been a single man my entire life. That's not a symptom of being single. Go see a shrink my dude.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:48:20 2017 No.17688514

>>17688476
we all have urges anon, what makes us different from animals is that we can suppress them, our urges are always in battle with each other because they are,at many times, contradictory, just like you wanting to not being jail and wanting to bash someones skull in at the same time. So,in my opinion, as long you don't act on those urges it's the same as they not existing, which does not make you "scum being redemption". that would be someone who has those same urges and constantly acts chooses to act upon them instead of following his better "urges".

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:50:15 2017 No.17688519 >>17688513 It's not like I feel like actually stabbing someone. The sheer act of destruction is just cathartic. Try screaming in the shower every once in a while.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:50:42 2017 No.17688521 >>17688510 It's more like: I know a friend who's looking for a man, so I'll sell him off to her. Sometimes some MGs will refer to their hubbies as slaves, but it's more a nickname than an actual title. Dark elf is a good example of this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:51:32 2017 No.17688523 >>17688521 I don't think you're a very good friend.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:52:43 2017 No.17688528

>>17688513
are you telling me you never wanted to break someone's arm or shoot at someone? never had the urge to cause harm to another human or animal? because if so them you are better than me. But ,even so, would argue that you do not fall into the "normal" category.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:56:14 2017 No.17688538 >>17688528 There have been a few times where I've wanted to beat the snot out of someone, but I don't have any bloodlust. Anger and wanting to fight on a rare occasion is normal, but having bloodlust is not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:57:39 2017 No.17688542 >>17688528 I'm with >>17688538 anon, maybe seek help or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:58:03 2017 No.17688543 >>17688538 Did you not read his first post?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:58:45 2017 No.17688544 >>17688523 It's a good way for MGs to get some money to spend with their husbands. It often happens on the battlefield when the Order battles MG forces. MGs who already have a husband will capture men to sell off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:59:33 2017 No.17688547 >>17688523 I would thank my coworkers forever if they could set me up with a real live woman. This is the same thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:00:52 2017 No.17688551 >>17688512 Hopefully she has a husband otherwise I could see her drinking heavily at a bar or something

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:01:07 2017 No.17688554 >>17688544 >portals open >begin epic quest to find your waifu >before you can even leave the starting town you're captured by an already married lvl 99 succubus and sold off to a group of faceless old matango.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:01:41 2017 No.17688557

Some cool things from the MGE 2 settings info:

>For all their depravity, the extremists faction have a heroic side to them. They carefully plan out invasions to avoid loss of life and also act in more subtle ways. They only make sudden invasions in order to stop things like planned mass executions of monsters, or to stop major human rights abuses, save cities from poverty, etc.

>The Bacchist are basically the nicest and most helpful drunks you could hope to meet. Their tenets are full of teachings about contributing to society, using wine to avoid conflict, using wine to resolve a unavoidable conflict, etc.

Albeit while the translation is pretty good, a careful reader will note that Seven Seas seems to get confused a bit at times when telling what is a plural and what isn't (as Japanese relies heavily on context for such things).

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:03:58 2017 No.17688565 >>17688557 >Dank extremist faction I always had a feeling this was the case. Lends more support to my story premise. Also just imagine an entire army of Vash the Stampedes, defeating foes without killing them

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:06:34 2017 No.17688579 >>17684583 >>17684614 Here here. It's about the journey, not the destination...even if the destination is pretty great too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:07:00 2017 No.17688582 >>17688554 Yeah, that's what would happen to me.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:08:17 2017 No.17688587

>>17688557
>you're just an average citizen in an order controlled outpost out near the border of lescatie and some other order kingdom
>you have to deal with the order trying to frighten monsters by executing them en masse weekly
>you also have to deal the monsters invading to stop the executions weekly.
>this has been going on for a while now.
>supposedly theres this love/hate thing going on between the enemy commanders.
>you just wish they'd fuck already so you can go down to the market without having to duck for cover.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:08:37 2017 No.17688589 >>17688554 Maybe it's better to wait for her to find you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:08:44 2017 No.17688592 >>17688554 Implying I'm good enough for faceless old matangos

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:09:38 2017 No.17688596 On a scale of 1 to Barometz in heat, how much does your waifu like to get all sticky?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:10:21 2017 No.17688600 >>17688589 How do you expect to find your waifu if you don't even try? That's how you get taken by the first level 1 slime you encounter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:10:29 2017 No.17688604 >>17684583 Someday I will grant your wish. But I may very nearly break your heart in the process

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:11:41 2017 No.17688612 >>17684583 I've always liked the little blurbs Iron-beast does about life with _____mg

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:12:02 2017 No.17688615 >>17688582 HAHAHAHA, that would never happen to me . I'M SMART!!! >proceeds to be swindled by a merchant tanuki and is consequently given the same fate.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:12:27 2017 No.17688618

>The general info on monsters explains in a quite straightforward way why monsters value how much a man lusts for them more than how big his equipment is or how handsome he is. They can provide him with great looks and a big penis easily in time, but a innate desire for monsters is special.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:12:27 2017 No.17688619 File: 203 KB, 850x603, sandworm02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17688596 Very. I make her sticky with my love juice, and she makes me slimy with her digestive fluids.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:14:33 2017 No.17688628 >>17688600 Not that anon, but I WANT the level 1 slime.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:14:40 2017 No.17688629 >>17688600 Hey slimes are awesome, I would be totally happy with them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:14:43 2017 No.17688630 >>17688600 Seems like it'd be pretty dangerous to avoid capture along the way. Worth it though

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:16:45 2017 No.17688639 >>17688618 >innate desire for monsters is special >/mgt/ anons are the ideal husbands for monsters >inherently classified as the highest grade and most desirable lovers Our potential is endless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:17:23 2017 No.17688644 >>17688629 That's fine, but some anons have greater ambitions. I, for one, want to fuck the biggest and loneliest cc out there, the Chief God

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:17:24 2017 No.17688643

>>17688596
Sticky as in having uncomfortable sticky stuff all over her? Probably about a 1, she isn't a fan of getting all sticky like that because it's really bad for her paws and tail. What she really does like though is getting all slimy and sweaty, she's a solid 11 when it comes to those. Feeling all hot and sweaty and slimy is one of the reasons she loves latex and nude sexy oil wrestling so much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:17:45 2017 No.17688646 How do you help your waifu when she has a bad case of galactorrhea?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:17:55 2017 No.17688647 >>17688630 Now I feel like I need to workout just to increase my chances of finding my waifu.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:18:10 2017 No.17688649

>Concerning the Overlord's army at least, we now have a concrete answer on what happens when men who are already married to human women get taken prisoner during battle.

>Namely they are treated well while confined and released later on, either to return home or be relocated along with their families (presumably because if a captured man realizes monsters are not the evil he thought, it may not be safe for him or his family to remain in Order lands).

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:18:38 2017 No.17688652 >>17688646 I don't know what that is, and I don't think I want to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:19:07 2017 No.17688654 >>17688639 >High ranking monster girls throw themselves in hopes of landing an /mgt/ anon >Everyone here is guaranteed the waifu(s) of his dreams

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:19:55 2017 No.17688659 >>17688652 Milk discharge unrelated to pregnancy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:20:17 2017 No.17688660 >>17688654 Imagine how flattered that lvl 1 slime would be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:20:19 2017 No.17688661 >>17688646 Not sure how that works with slimes, but I'd imagine the way you'd expect: drinking them dry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:22:51 2017 No.17688677 Bet you can't name anything better than a buttslut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:23:27 2017 No.17688681 I want a muscled, battle-scarred werecat veteran to try to claim me. Just so I can scratch her ripped ears while she's staring at me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:24:08 2017 No.17688683 >>17688677 A cunny slave!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:24:59 2017 No.17688687 >>17688683 He said "better" not worse

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:25:27 2017 No.17688689 >>17688687 Yes, I can read.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:26:01 2017 No.17688691 >>17688677 A smug buttslut who gets desmugged only when you fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:26:11 2017 No.17688692 >>17688683 What about a buttcunny slave?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:26:17 2017 No.17688693 >>17688677 Strongfat jinko with a strong cuddlelust.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:26:49 2017 No.17688695 >>17688692 I don't even know what that is anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:27:03 2017 No.17688700 >>17688689 You can't fucking write though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:27:59 2017 No.17688701 >>17687587 You can use it anyways, anon. I made it up on the spot, nothing that required more than ten seconds of thinking, so it's not something I'd get heartbroken about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:28:18 2017 No.17688704 >>17688692 What even is it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:31:21 2017 No.17688710 >>17688692 You mean a cloaca? Only a few MGs have those.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:31:44 2017 No.17688711 Report and ignore

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:32:28 2017 No.17688714 >>17688711 ????

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:33:46 2017 No.17688720 >>17688711 I'm not reporting posts just because a certain word makes your butt hurt

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:33:52 2017 No.17688721 >>17688554 Nah, there's no way I'd be that lucky. While everyone else gets captured and married off to their waifu, I'd be the only left behind.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:42:37 2017 No.17688743
File: 338 KB, 758x900, 238_khepri_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

The khepri's book profile speaks of some of the different roles and body types in a khepri colony:

>Sweet, slight servants.
>Hale and hearty soldiers.
>Tall, stern state ministers (who seem asexual but of course are not).

One theory given about the khepri's origin is that they were born form the souls of the desert kingdoms slain inhabitants, fused with the power of the sun god that was released when pharoahs were slain and their mana scattered.

The evidence for this theory is in that the khepri are familiar with the ruins and surrounding lands of the desert kingdoms, despite the race having seemingly shown up out of nowhere. They have memories of the kingdoms, but their recall is worse than the pharaoh's own admittedly vague memories. Their golden shells are also filled with light, i.e. the power of the ancient sun god who appointed the pharaohs.

Being ancient subjects of the destroyed kingdoms is also theorized to be why they instinctively seek out a new leader to help them rebuild destroyed lands.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:43:05 2017 No.17688745 [DELETED]

>>17688720
t. the faggot doing it

Don't you think it's ironic you're calling people who don't enjoy your brain damaged shitposting butthurt, when you've been butthurt enough about lolis to keep falseflagging and forcing your cancerous meme for months?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:43:45 2017 No.17688748 Who's shitposting? Is it both of them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:45:08 2017 No.17688751 Take it easy. Cuddle a kitty. They come in smug or cute varieties.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:50:56 2017 No.17688765 >>17688751 what about cute/smug kitty

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:51:46 2017 No.17688768
File: 630 KB, 1043x1200, 318_atlach_nacha_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Amusing caption for the nacho.

>The atlach-nacha's husband agreed to revert to human form for an interview. But upon his return, a tearful storm of insults were unleashed upon him. The atlach-nacha mounted him before he could transform back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:52:36 2017 No.17688771 >>17688768 Nachos are cunts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:53:24 2017 No.17688772 >>17688765 You get a loli nekomata that is in a frilly dress, has a bow in her hair, and lets out a 'nya-ha-ha!' when you sit her in your lap and scratch her ears. She purrs easily and will go from smug to genuinely happy at the drop of a hat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:55:16 2017 No.17688778 >>17688768 Truly the worst.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:56:01 2017 No.17688780 >>17688743 >tfw no 6'6" Khepri Minister of State who conducts diplomacy in an impassive yet overbearing manner and secures the best deal, then comes home and crawls into bed and asks me to pat her head and tell her she's a good girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:56:07 2017 No.17688782 >>17688778 >>17688771 It's a lot cuter and less insidious with the extra art.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:57:06 2017 No.17688786 File: 208 KB, 605x700, 1434495595347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17688772 >that whole post I need this!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:57:14 2017 No.17688787 >>17688782 No, it's not. Stop being a spider apologist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:59:27 2017 No.17688793 >>17688787 I will when spiders stop being perfection.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:59:38 2017 No.17688794 >>17688782 Nachas are just awful in every sense of the word. I usually like chaos girls, but nachas are just garbage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:00:33 2017 No.17688797 >>17688793 Your waifu is trash.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:01:40 2017 No.17688800 >>17688786 Can you handle her laying belly up in your lap, purring and demanding more without saying it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:03:14 2017 No.17688804 >>17688794 The chaos girl part of them is the garbage, nachos would be top tier without the transformation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:03:58 2017 No.17688808 >>17688804 and the part where they turn the entire world into a chaos realm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:04:40 2017 No.17688810 >>17688768 Remainder that the only good bug is a dead one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mvmHwCxw5A

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:05:00 2017 No.17688812 Whats the chaos version of your waifu anons?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:05:51 2017 No.17688814 >>17685978 Does anyone have a source for this? Google and saucenao were no help

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:07:19 2017 No.17688819 File: 70 KB, 283x316, 1437007456566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17688812 >ushi-oni >chaos version we're all doomed!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:08:00 2017 No.17688824 >>17688814 Seems like a nice story, but I can't recommend digging too deep in his twitter. https://twitter.com/HylaTheWet

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:08:00 2017 No.17688825 >>17688812 >Chaos version of human girl ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:08:49 2017 No.17688829 >>17688812 >chaos Kobold No idea anon. I guess Wendigo would be the closest which is just fine with me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:09:28 2017 No.17688835 >>17688819 >off topic image >shit waifu leave please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:10:05 2017 No.17688837 >>17688812 KC already made her and called her a Shoggoth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:10:23 2017 No.17688838 >>17688812 A chaos dragon. Sounds pretty scary.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:10:32 2017 No.17688839 I want to tell an alp that I don't swing that way!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:11:07 2017 No.17688843 >>17688812 >Chaos Dark Mage >Daughters of Chaos starts playing

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:11:33 2017 No.17688846 >>17688812 >Chaos Alp (Temporarily and reversible) transforms you into an alp as well for kinky times.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:13:03 2017 No.17688849 >>17688846 Do I even have to tell you to fuck off, or do you hear that enough?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:13:55 2017 No.17688853 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, make sure to protect Dorome-chan's smile. Only monsters don't protect that smile.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:15:02 2017 No.17688858 >>17688846 I thought you couldn't possibly make an alp worse. How about you just turn into an alp and save us all some trouble.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:17:12 2017 No.17688868 >>17688838 What does she do that makes her chaos?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:17:45 2017 No.17688870 >>17688846 >actually posting something like this Now anon it's fine to like things like that but if you actually post them the autists freak out for hours, please think next time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:17:56 2017 No.17688871 >>17688853 Will starting a garden with her make her smile?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:18:14 2017 No.17688874 >>17688846 At least the trumpart doesn't turn you into a woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:19:18 2017 No.17688877 >>17688846 Wow, its both gay and lesbian, its /y/ /u/ ri

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:21:07 2017 No.17688887 >>17688824 Thanks mate!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:22:09 2017 No.17688890 >>17688835 Oh please I bet you like inari or some other pleb waifu. Ushi-oni are for only for those with distinguished taste.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:22:15 2017 No.17688892

>>17688868
I don't know, anon just asked what a chaos version would be.

Maybe her fire transforms you into a jewel or something (reversible), her roar can cause insanity and fearboners and her wings are something like a portal to a chaos dimension. Her scales are surprisingly squishy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:23:22 2017 No.17688899 >>17688892 Being a jewel sounds unpleasant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:24:34 2017 No.17688905 >>17688890 I don't have a waifu actually.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:24:58 2017 No.17688906 >>17688846 I can never tell if these posters just pussy out and delete their own posts, or if you can get deleted for wrongthink (wrongfetish?)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:25:34 2017 No.17688910 >>17688899 You'd look cool though. She can also put you in her wing dimension if you're not into that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:25:48 2017 No.17688911 >>17688906 He literally posted about becoming an alp, he pussied out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:27:02 2017 No.17688914 >>17688910 Chandeliers look cool, I don't want to be one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:27:33 2017 No.17688915 >>17688870 You're a real holier than thou cunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:28:39 2017 No.17688922 >>17688906 That was the janitor. I honestly feel sorry for the amount of work they need to do just to keep this thread appeased.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:29:03 2017 No.17688924 >>17688915 Being a cunt in this thread is par for the course

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:29:48 2017 No.17688927 >>17688829 Huh. I guess that is what a wendigo is, kdf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:30:39 2017 No.17688929 >>17688914 I wouldn't want to become one either, but someone might be into it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:30:54 2017 No.17688932 >>17688922 He wouldn't have to clean up if you didn't just shit all over the floor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:31:16 2017 No.17688933 >>17688899 Just get mamono mana to intervene.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:33:43 2017 No.17688945 >>17688932 To be fair what you can and can't like in this thread is dubious Like how for some reason fatshit is tolerated but less extreme stuff is met with hostility

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:35:31 2017 No.17688954 >>17688945 Don't pretend that thicc is fat, the difference is so blindingly obvious the only way you couldn't see it is if you were purposefully ignoring it. There's no comparison.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:35:55 2017 No.17688956 >>17688808 That too. They would have a good gimmic, but the chaos parts make them urge to purge -tier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:37:04 2017 No.17688959 >>17688954 I have seen actual fucking fat fetishization in this thread and I will trawl through the archive to prove it if I have to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:38:12 2017 No.17688964 >>17688945 The fatfags are slippery shitstains, often they get away with sneaking their trash past others by using vague terms and they really need to fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:38:31 2017 No.17688966 >>17688954 Are you going to argue that those pictures of the fatass cheshire are "thick"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:38:51 2017 No.17688967 >>17688812 >Chaos Lich This sounds extremely dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:39:06 2017 No.17688970 >>17688959 Go for it. I'm more than willing to believe it. The fact is occasionally a few people will reveal some awful fetish they share here, and they'll circlejerk each other. Like last week where all those guys wanted to be pegged by their waifus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:39:51 2017 No.17688977 File: 1.29 MB, 1885x1405, Cute slime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it Slime Time?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:40:29 2017 No.17688984 >>17688966 No. Again, the difference is obvious to anyone who isn't being an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:41:12 2017 No.17688988 File: 325 KB, 992x1403, 1504529836339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17688977 Prime time for slime time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:44:37 2017 No.17689003 File: 388 KB, 1800x2250, kb2bJP7[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17688984 >this isn't fat to you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:45:35 2017 No.17689009 >>17689003 Ok you dumbass, I was agreeing with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:47:02 2017 No.17689012 >>17689009 Damn, I misread. Sorry! But still, there are probably dumbfucks who think that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:47:10 2017 No.17689013 >>17688927 They do have the same cutesy sort of charm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:48:04 2017 No.17689020 >>17689009 >>17689012 I love it when two people agree with each other but don't immediately recognize it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:51:26 2017 No.17689029 >>17688853 I wanna squish a little Dorome!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:02:17 2017 No.17689065 I want to be bullied by a hellhound

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:05:10 2017 No.17689080 >>17689065 Too bad I'm bullying you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:07:44 2017 No.17689094 >>17689080 well are you at least an Ushi or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:08:10 2017 No.17689097 >>17689080 please be in ohio

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:08:17 2017 No.17689100

>>17689065
Being bullied by a hellhound would probably be pretty good. You'd never actually get hurt, and she'd be grooming you to be the perfect house husband for her to protect. She'd force you to cook her boxed lunches every day, but only so you can learn to cook better. She'd do lewd things to you while you're tied up, but it's to get you a taste for it. She'd make you massage her muscles, but only so that you start lusting after her body. Just perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:11:05 2017 No.17689107 >>17689094 >>17689097 Nope I'm a Floridaman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:15:00 2017 No.17689120 >>17688743 Awesome. Glad to hear its confirmed a variety of bodytypes. Being a Khepri Lord seems all the more appealing now. Fantastic girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:17:39 2017 No.17689132 What a mediocre thread we're having.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:19:43 2017 No.17689137 >>17689132 you don't like it go somewhere else and be depressed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:22:43 2017 No.17689145 >>17688988 Small Shogs are for schooling in proper human customs, and making a productive member of society out of.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:25:45 2017 No.17689154 >>17689145 Wrong, Small shogs are for turning into stressballs and squishing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:26:37 2017 No.17689156 File: 260 KB, 1400x1400, Kikimora115.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17688959 There is no need to trawl something, just get one of recent nav pics with 400 lbs "thicc"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:27:44 2017 No.17689159 >>17689156 People like it Deal

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:28:27 2017 No.17689161 >>17689154 Why not both? It's important to take breaks from studying for some stress relieving, huggy squeezy slime time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:28:40 2017 No.17689163 >>17689156 That was always one of the more borderline fat pics. a few inches less and she'd be completely acceptable still refer to>>17688970

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:29:24 2017 No.17689168 >>17689159 People like all sorts of degenerate garbage you aren't helping your case

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:30:46 2017 No.17689173 >>17689168 I'm not making a case, I'm stating a fact People like it and enjoy talking about it Cope with the situation

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:31:27 2017 No.17689174 >>17689156 wow someone got a commision with shit fetish call the police

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:32:29 2017 No.17689178 >>17689173 Damn, I wish I could ignore reality as much as you do. Maybe then I could meet my waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:33:52 2017 No.17689183 >>17689159 People also like NTR, futa, furry and yuri too. Your point?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:34:38 2017 No.17689186 >>17689183 See line three

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:35:47 2017 No.17689193 >>17689186 what third line?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:36:47 2017 No.17689198 >>17688853 There will be no smiles when I am done. ONLY EXISTENTIAL DREAD.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:37:01 2017 No.17689199 >>17689193 Exactly

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:45:04 2017 No.17689242 >>17689168 You're not exactly one to talk, considering the thread you're in, on the board you're on, on the site you're on. Rocks, glass houses, et cetera.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:45:20 2017 No.17689246 >>17689183 Fat monster girls are infinitely more tolerable than any of those.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:46:27 2017 No.17689249 >>17689246 Eh, yurifags are more annoying than yuri. They're the only reason I want the fetish out

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:47:37 2017 No.17689254 >>17689249 Care to elaborate?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:48:27 2017 No.17689259 >>17689254 Um, I find yuri relatively inoffensive, but the people who shill it obsessively are fucking annoying?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:50:45 2017 No.17689270 File: 1.21 MB, 1668x1461, flat princess.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be a sticc vampire ojou's servant for life!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:51:09 2017 No.17689272 >>17689259 Eh, I get it now.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 00:02:30 2017 No.17689306

>Bit of humpty egg trivia from the book profile. Despite how they hatch in the presence of men and imprint on them as their husband, this imprinting rarely ever happens toward their fathers. Apparently this is because their mother is usually perched on their father's dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 00:05:17 2017 No.17689313 File: 484 KB, 905x1280, 1490882200046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to present the Princess of the Cat Kingdom with a simple cardboard box.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 00:13:57 2017 No.17689329 >>17689306 Humpty eggs may be slightly less than dogshit now.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 00:16:45 2017 No.17689336

>>17688554
>TFW waifu is nine-tailed kitsune
>Runners up are Lich, Dragon, Gremlin, and Sapphire Spherica
>Succubus tries to capture me for evil purposes
>10 mile crater around her unconscious body from foxfire explosion
>Which is the best case, compared to a Lich casting Greater Wish, a dragon immolating the countryside, a Gremlin going full Macross, and the army of an entire fucking demon realm coming down on one poor succubutt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 00:25:37 2017 No.17689362 If you knew the portals would open at a certain time and place, how would you greet those brave monster girl adventurers who dared cross the planes of existences? Is it tacky to bake a cake or make a banner?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 00:27:24 2017 No.17689369 >>17689362 Roses and chocolates. Cliched, I know, but classic nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 00:32:55 2017 No.17689383 File: 77 KB, 700x479, 1506486775822.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17689362 hope my waifu crosses over first and assume the position personally i'd rather them kidnap and bring us back to their world mgeland sounds very cozy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 00:34:41 2017 No.17689389 >Roofs in the cat kingdom are built with wide berths so that couples can sleep in the sun on them without worrying about rolling off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 00:36:16 2017 No.17689392 >>17689389 Does cum clog rain gutters?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 00:36:38 2017 No.17689393 File: 148 KB, 1570x838, Cooking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ever have great food or coffee in real life and think it's the kind of think you'd find in MGE, or that your wife would make for you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 00:37:02 2017 No.17689395 >>17689392 Be afraid of the person who knows the answer.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 00:40:57 2017 No.17689403

>A very few human lands and peoples worship Bastet. Her human priestesses endeavor to behave like cats, wear cat ears and tails, etc. in the hope that Bastet will one day reward them by transforming them into cat monsters and bringing them and their community into the cat kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 00:44:02 2017 No.17689413 >>17689362 An abridged pamphlet concerning the nature of the universe and the reasons their efforts are ultimately doomed. Naturally, they would completely ignore this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 00:45:26 2017 No.17689419 >>17689392 Depends on the quantity, climate, and how it gets into the gutter. But yes, cum can clog things quite well if it manages to dry in there. >>17689395 Oh please, I'm not that crazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 00:52:03 2017 No.17689440 File: 182 KB, 558x580, 231_wyvern.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >In addition to sex, wyverns express frequent interest in simply playing with their husbands.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 00:54:54 2017 No.17689447 >>17689440 Wait, so do normal monstergirls just fuck off after sex?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:02:14 2017 No.17689471 >>17689447 No, but they aren't all noted to be playful either.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:05:44 2017 No.17689481
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I've had this for a story idea.

>Essentially the demon lord wins, the chief god decides to fuck off in some distant corner of space.
>Gives the rest of humanity a deal saying that if they don't fight her, they don't have to worry about being monsterized.
>Most of humanity takes the deal without skipping a beat, except for a few outliers.
>At this period of time, the demon lord and her husband disappear, hoping that mamono and humanity can run themselves.
>Eventually, both species get into outer space and become dominant species of the galaxy.
>Then a cosmic event happens, space travel goes horribly fucking wrong has literal extra-dimensional horrors end up in real space to start eating everyone.
>The once unified empires of humanity and mamono kind get shattered into a million warring pieces has FTL travel and communications become nearly impossible.
>Once contained genocidal alien empires are unleashed has anarchy sets in, allowing them to start enslaving or purging at their own discretion.
>Things back home get desperate has their own home planet has become reliant on outside food and goods, meaning everyone is left starving and itchy assclefts.
>Things fall into a mad-max verse in where everything turns into a form of tribalism.
>At this point, the demon lord is forced to make a reappearance due to the massive cluster-fuck the galaxy has turned into.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:09:04 2017 No.17689493 >>17689481 This sounds suspiciously like the Age of Strife from 40K.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:09:58 2017 No.17689496 >>17689481 0/10 not enough mofu sounds interesting go for it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:10:06 2017 No.17689498 >>17689481 This >>17689493.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:11:04 2017 No.17689501 File: 90 KB, 800x600, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Huh, picrelated is getting localization https://twitter.com/jastusa/status/912492307697557504

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:14:17 2017 No.17689511 >>17689501 Horned vipers are cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:17:34 2017 No.17689518 File: 83 KB, 680x675, Rattlesnake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17689501 Rattles must be popular toys for lamia-kind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:22:26 2017 No.17689528 >>17689501 >ywn never smile and quietly watch your waifu dote on your children.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:26:54 2017 No.17689534 File: 191 KB, 2048x1037, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thinking about trying a Wendigo next

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:29:30 2017 No.17689538 >>17689534 >your heart is too heavy with my love to go to the after life Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:30:13 2017 No.17689540 >>17689534 do zombie next

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:30:40 2017 No.17689541 >>17689534 Do meido next. Either works

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:31:43 2017 No.17689544 >>17689534 hnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:31:58 2017 No.17689546 >>17689534 Has someone done the hotdog?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:32:30 2017 No.17689548 >>17689534 I feel like I should make one of these of my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:35:20 2017 No.17689553 >>17689548 I kinda want to make one too but i dont think i'd be able to do it justice

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:35:39 2017 No.17689555 >>17689534 Deer lord she's naked

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:36:25 2017 No.17689557 >>17689546 stupid hotdog fag its in the last thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:37:35 2017 No.17689562 >>17689553 Same here anon, that's why I haven't done it yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:37:43 2017 No.17689563 >>17689534 Do your favorite girl next, I love these.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:41:49 2017 No.17689579 >>17689553 >>17689562 Oh, and I also can't figure out what would be appropriate for her to call me. I'm definitely not going to use my real name and anon is what I call everyone else, not myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:43:49 2017 No.17689585 >>17689579 Darling

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:43:58 2017 No.17689586 >>17689501 isn't this the one where >giant cylinder HAL2000 robot yep. that one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:48:23 2017 No.17689603 >>17689534 >>17689555 >the next evolution of pear-shaped Anubis >triangle shaped Anubis Has science gone too far?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:49:34 2017 No.17689607 >>17689579 Pet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:50:01 2017 No.17689611 >>17689603 >still a shape inside definite euclidean space >not an abstract hypercube or some shit step it up man

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:51:13 2017 No.17689615 File: 50 KB, 300x300, 1502599198552.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17689534 Do a lim

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:51:37 2017 No.17689616 >>17689585 Something along these lines might work, thanks anon. >>17689607 She's usually the pet anon, though that might fit once or twice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:51:54 2017 No.17689618 File: 119 KB, 800x600, sexybot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17689586 >kyaa, my panties!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 01:52:14 2017 No.17689623 >>17689611 That isn't even her final form!

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 02:00:07 2017 No.17689647

>I'll never hold hands with my Demonfu
>I'll never tease her about being shorter than me by lifting her up onto my lap.
>I'll never wrap the two of us in a blanket and rest my head between her horns as we play video games.
>I'll never get to experience the most profound fearboner as she flashes her sharp teeth before blowing me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 02:12:21 2017 No.17689709 File: 76 KB, 660x552, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17689546

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 02:13:37 2017 No.17689716 >>17689709 That seems like the kind of Hellhound who'd love covering her boyfriend with kisses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 02:15:41 2017 No.17689725 >>17689709 >>17689716 I need it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 02:16:49 2017 No.17689729 File: 2.41 MB, 2465x2403, Jun-Kou (1.0) [F][M].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you looking forward to Autumn?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 02:16:57 2017 No.17689731 >>17689725 So you want a Hellhound that's genki, deredere and slightly yan? Tall or short?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 02:20:25 2017 No.17689744 File: 1.20 MB, 2550x3300, 1504223716270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17689716 >>17689725 They're the cutest

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 02:22:19 2017 No.17689756 >>17689731 I know what one of those words mean. But I can't say I want yandere. The rest was good. And tall. A couple inches taller than me. Just tall enough that she can reach a paw under my chin and pull me up for passionate kissing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 02:29:21 2017 No.17689781 >>17689756 What I'm saying is a Hellhound who's energetic, sweet and a little bit clingy. And what about when she mounts you and makes you leglock her?

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 02:31:15 2017 No.17689785
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Goodnight /mgt/, I hope y'all are doing well o/

>>17689729
I have mixed feelings towards this year's autumn desu. On one hand it's the comfiest season but on the other it means there's less than 3 months left to stock up on ammo.

ammo background checks reee

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 02:31:44 2017 No.17689786 File: 147 KB, 960x960, tumblr_inline_our0pxIYdi1tjkfxc_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Kamaitachi get pregnant at the same time >each give birth to 3 kids >9 kids in total spoopy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 02:32:35 2017 No.17689792 >>17689785 It's difficult to imagine a little genki ball of cuteness like snib at a shooting range. Still though nice cutie

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 02:38:29 2017 No.17689802 File: 101 KB, 1250x632, kobold_gf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I did it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 02:42:17 2017 No.17689813 >>17689786 So what happens if you wind up the childhood friend of all 9 Kamaitachi kids?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 02:42:41 2017 No.17689814 >>17689802 sasuga kdf

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 02:45:11 2017 No.17689824

>>17689534
Try an Inari

>Welcome to my shrine! Would you like an Omamori, a blessing, or perhaps a wife?
>You're really willing to brush my tails? There are so many, and you'd probably get tangled up in them~
>Fine, you can have a bite of my tofu. But just one bite! And only because I love you.
>Get under the kotatsu already! I made us tea!
>TOUCH FLUFFY TAIL
>[SEDUCTION INTENSIFIES]
>Anon, what's that blanket? Don't you think my tails are enough?
>You've heard of Gentle Femdom, right Anon?
>That poor Ryu. We should visit with some mochi.
>Hora hora, you'd really do it with an old fox like me?
>It's still lewd to say hora, r-right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 02:48:42 2017 No.17689834 File: 176 KB, 647x449, tired anon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17689813 You get 27 daughterus at the same time

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 02:57:06 2017 No.17689853 >>17689802 What about your daughteru?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 02:58:35 2017 No.17689857 >>17689853 It's past my bedtime non, maybe I'll make one for her tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 03:00:37 2017 No.17689862 >>17689857 Please don't. It's been so nice here with you relatively quiet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 03:02:15 2017 No.17689869 >>17689862 I've actually been posting more than usual lately anon, I just haven't had any new commissions or requests to post.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 03:04:05 2017 No.17689875 >>17689869 >I just haven't had any new commissions or requests to post Exactly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 03:12:40 2017 No.17689892 File: 575 KB, 811x697, 1506397531603.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You should probably learn martial arts or something so when the Horde invades us you'll avoid this fate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 03:21:18 2017 No.17689902 >>17688768 Poor girl got a panic attack when her womb got devoid of her beloved's tentacles. She probably had a flashback of all those lonely years spinning the web without him. Nachas deserve love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 03:21:43 2017 No.17689904 File: 1.43 MB, 2550x3300, 1505017090525.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 03:29:47 2017 No.17689914 >>17689892 I'm usually against NTR but the orc doing the stealing is far more attractive so I'll accept it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 03:33:26 2017 No.17689920 >>17689892 Why not fuck both of them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 03:38:51 2017 No.17689932 >>17689892 Their stats are too big. Only men with good gear and who trained for hours everyday will leave with their virginity intact.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 03:56:28 2017 No.17689978 File: 197 KB, 695x1200, thing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post only you're rarest and cutest Whitehorns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 04:00:15 2017 No.17689988 >>17689914 Is it NTR if there is no love involved? I wonder how many Anons are desperate enough to enjoy being used as one of many communal living dildo by a group of monster girls who have absolutely no feeling for them whatsoever

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 04:13:10 2017 No.17690003 >>17689978 Grinchhorn

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 05:00:25 2017 No.17690082 File: 312 KB, 1405x2066, 1475303816887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't let bunnies become lonely, it could kill them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 05:09:07 2017 No.17690102 >>17690082 Is that Rabbit Royalty? I almost mistook her for an elf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 05:16:30 2017 No.17690113 >>17690082 Bunnies are very demanding girls. You can't leave them alone or they die, and they require a lot of attention in bed because they are so frequently in heat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 05:30:39 2017 No.17690139 >>17688743 What a great time to be a Khepri fan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 05:49:49 2017 No.17690181 >>17690139 Jumping in the Khepri pit has never sounded better. You better be a great King who will return their land to its former glory.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 05:52:58 2017 No.17690184 >>17690181 After hearing about how they're carrying on the will of Pharaohs that died for real and they're possibly made up of the souls of the dead inhabitants of the kingdom, I'd feel like shit if I didn't try to help them to the best of my ability.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 05:54:41 2017 No.17690188 >>17689978 Looks more like a greenhorn to me

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 06:08:28 2017 No.17690214 File: 144 KB, 895x893, __white_horn_monster_girl_encyclopedia__3a3e94d5b7d329ca03e129e99cb2358b[2].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So yeah, I was serious about the whole "Whitehorn" thing. Come on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 06:30:38 2017 No.17690240 >>17688768 >acts like typical tsundere >waah she's shit! Will someone explain why? Also being able to transform into a monster that can break other peoples SAN sounds fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 06:34:27 2017 No.17690247 >>17688768 Nachos are cute, I envy that man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 07:04:22 2017 No.17690287 >>17690240 yeah being a monsterboy sounds not /d/ and totally monster girl thread-related, I can't imagine why people get pissed off instead of wanting to discuss the finer points of shoving spermatophores into their waifus vagina with their pedipalps

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 07:14:11 2017 No.17690307 File: 300 KB, 1081x1365, a white horn has appeared.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17690214 Only got a couple of Latenight images, I'll post what I have.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 07:24:25 2017 No.17690319 >>17687673 Bullshit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 07:29:01 2017 No.17690324 File: 768 KB, 1234x1047, 1482576295850.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17690240 There's not much to explain, different people different tastes. Would impregnate a tsunspider though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 07:52:26 2017 No.17690372 >>17690324 The answer is obvious, gotta cum inside that spider enough to keep her satisfied and not tsun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:13:57 2017 No.17690414 File: 240 KB, 1604x2160, 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ded thred

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:15:14 2017 No.17690417 >>17687673 "Perhaps the single most ignorant and sexist thing we can do as men is assume that women are not inclined to consume and enjoy as much and as wide a variety of pornography as we are." - Ghandi

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:18:25 2017 No.17690421 >>17690417 That's clearly Hitler's quote

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:18:43 2017 No.17690422 >>17690414 Need the familiar cheerleeding squad to come out and pep everyone up for the day ahead!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:21:41 2017 No.17690427 >>17690421 But it's really from Karl Marx.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:30:20 2017 No.17690441 Remember to watch out for loli onis. There's nothing saying that 'loli' means innocent and some of them can be even more seductive than full grown oni!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:34:34 2017 No.17690454 >>17690421 You're right, Gandhi's quote was "Solo mid or feed"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:42:06 2017 No.17690476 >>17690414 Everyone is busy reading MGE volume 2 (or at least I am).

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:49:07 2017 No.17690491 File: 424 KB, 788x1200, 276_kakuen_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Kakuen can often be seen mocking humans. >Kakuen butts flush crimson in accordance with their arousal. Cheeky monkeys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:49:14 2017 No.17690492 >>17690372 Remember to rape a small spider's mouth if she keeps calling you names.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:52:04 2017 No.17690498 >>17690492 Yep. Just gotta keep inserting and removing until she stops or her stomach can't hold any more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:53:49 2017 No.17690503 >>17690491 Big bottomed chunky monkey

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:53:53 2017 No.17690504 >>17690491 I want a big monkey.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:55:28 2017 No.17690508 >>17690504 How big a monkey?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:56:26 2017 No.17690511 >>17690498 It's all worth it when she stops halfway through insulting you and pouts while rubbing her filled-up belly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:57:07 2017 No.17690515 File: 219 KB, 1050x1200, C0_w3tcVIAA2MTq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17690508 7ft. of monkey.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:57:46 2017 No.17690518 >>17690511 That's when you sit her in your lap and just pet her head while she pouts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:59:20 2017 No.17690520 >>17690515 Much muscle on the monkey?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:02:49 2017 No.17690535 >>17690491 I dream to get kidnapped by a group of horny Kakuens and be sacrificed to the Volcano God who is actually just an elder Lava Golem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:05:54 2017 No.17690552 >>17690535 >Big busted, motherly looking lava golem panicing as she grabs you to prevent you from getting hurt. You are going to reward your savior right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:05:58 2017 No.17690553 File: 1.20 MB, 1488x1286, 1478392508527.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't forget to unwrap your present on your birthday.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:07:52 2017 No.17690563 >>17690553 My Birthday was three month's ago. Did my kiki mix it up with something else?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:10:14 2017 No.17690574 >>17690563 It's the three month anniversary of your birthday.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:10:50 2017 No.17690575 >>17690553 I didn't get anything for my birthday.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:10:58 2017 No.17690576 >The Wandering Scholar hasn't actually been to the Mist Continent yet. The settings info regarding it is based on an interview he did with a monster he met who had traveled from the Mist Continent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:11:02 2017 No.17690577 >>17690563 I think he mistyped, and meant that she was your unbirthday present.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:11:17 2017 No.17690579 >>17690574 Sounds more like she forgot what my birthday was.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:13:17 2017 No.17690587 >>17690577 Well, she needs to put on a bit more meat or muscle to make a proper kiki present. We will begin at once with some lifting!

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:14:07 2017 No.17690590

>>17690552
Of course.
When you see your life flashing before your eyes because you've just been thrown into a volcano, and instead end up in the warm embrace of an ara-ara Lava Golem you have no choice but to make sure you please her every single for the rest of your life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:14:22 2017 No.17690591 >>17690553 Oh man, if only I had my waifu waiting for me like this. My birthday is in just over a week that and would be the dream.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:14:29 2017 No.17690592 >>17690576 Everytime there is a "it is said" in the profile or setting text I take it with a grain of salt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:16:04 2017 No.17690596 >>17690590 But she's just an old elemental with no experience and a stone flower in her 'hair' made from pumice!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:16:20 2017 No.17690597 >>17690579 Just shut up and dick the maid, homo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:18:26 2017 No.17690601 >>17690597 These are very important questions to ask before dicking her. I need to know if this is a reward dicking or a punishment dicking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:19:40 2017 No.17690607 File: 147 KB, 930x665, you reap what you sow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17690601 A reward punishment dicking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:19:56 2017 No.17690608 >>17690596 The older the elemental, the more love she deserves. >>17690601 >Implying you wouldn't violently pound her from behind either way Plebeian.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:20:27 2017 No.17690613 >>17690591 Hello KDF.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:21:34 2017 No.17690615 >>17690607 Silly meido, it can't be a punishment AND a reward. Then its just a dicking. >>17690608 Hey, I gotta know what post/pre work I'm putting into this

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:22:36 2017 No.17690618 >>17690608 Just be gentle with her lava domes. She's very sensitive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:22:50 2017 No.17690621 File: 197 KB, 1109x583, 5D4ynvs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17690615 Then, a punishment dicking followed by a comfort dicking followed by a reward dicking?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:22:58 2017 No.17690622 >>17690613 Anon please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:24:22 2017 No.17690626 File: 636 KB, 1100x881, 1463264141877.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17690607 More assertive Kikis when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:24:43 2017 No.17690629 >>17690621 At that point it's just a marathon where she ends up so bloated with cum that folks could mistake her for carrying a litter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:25:21 2017 No.17690630 >>17690618 >Inverted Lava Golem nipples that haven't seen the light of day in decades I bet just sucking them out would make her reach climax.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:27:41 2017 No.17690638 >>17690630 And make your mouth melt

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:28:49 2017 No.17690643 >>17690630 You don't want an extra big, old lava golem to start whining and panting as he get her to 'erupt' do you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:33:18 2017 No.17690658 >>17690287 That's not what the earlier complaints are about. And you can transform at will, as stated in that quote. Do you even read, nigger?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:33:49 2017 No.17690660 >>17685668 >Sabbath Bar >"Come to the Sabbath bar, where the beer is as flat as the women!" I can see that sales pitch working.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:34:13 2017 No.17690661 File: 38 KB, 549x397, 42190758_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17690638 Lava Golems aren't made of literal lava you moron. Also >Monster Mojo

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:36:39 2017 No.17690665 >>17690629 /d/obson get ye gone

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:37:46 2017 No.17690667 >>17690638 Because of how good they taste? >>17690643 It would be both a shameful and glorious display.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:38:28 2017 No.17690670 >>17690661 You're right, Lava Golems are made of Villainy.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:43:58 2017 No.17690689

>>17686702
>>ruled by a Wight
Ha! Remember this, that fag who once disagreed with me? I told you wights would be the ruling class.

Yeah sure, liches are stronger magically, and probably could usurp the situation in a heart beat with their necromantic prowess, but would they? No. Liches just wanna do magic science and shit, not politics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:44:04 2017 No.17690690 >>17690661 Thats some false advertising then

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:44:58 2017 No.17690697 >>17690690 She is made out of cute lava.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:52:30 2017 No.17690716 >>17690689 I had the same argument with something but the guy just kept falling back on "muh d&d." MGE liches are recluses while Wights are all about being in the spotlight, it was fairly obvious.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:57:53 2017 No.17690738

>>17690689
>No. Liches just wanna do magic science and shit, not politics.

>Lich is at abig politacal party
>She just sits in the corner with a glass of wine or something
>"I wanna go home"
>"I just want to study"
>"I bet hubby feels lonely right now"
>"No one here has even studied a ergonomicon"

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:02:03 2017 No.17690747

>>17686890
>Constantly ruled over by the local lord's paladin-chan daugheru oujo
>She always forces you to do the most humiliating and debasing stuff
>Thankfully for whatever reason, these acts are only for her eyes as she banishes every one else prior
>Figure she just has a fetish for watching the peasants wallow in muck and took a liking to your form while you do it.
>You'd tell her to go fuck herself but living isn't easy, and over the years you've grown a keen sense that some how your livelihood is helped along by the local lord - her doing probably.
>Over the years a strange relationship is built up between the two of you, where you no longer care that much about the humiliation, and she no longer hides how turned on it gets her, the bright red cheeks and the squirming thighs.
>You've seen the same look on whores after all - even if the ones you do sleep with eventually disappear
>And then one day the world ends.
>It started with pandemic disease that would eradicate outlying villages and it ate the kingdom from the outside in.
>It was only the serfs dying though. Everything would be more or less fine for the ruling class.
>If only the pesky dead peasants would stop getting back up again
>You never got infected, living far enough away from the outskirts for the undead to quit their plague ploy and turn to outright invasion with their newly bolstered forces
>One day Paladin-chan brings you to her room like usual, but nothing about her was usual. She just sat in silence, holding your hand
>And eventually you fell asleep, the world inverting in an instant
>You wake in her room an wander out to see the Lord and his lady flirting. You go to make yourself scarce when he turns to you and grins, putting a hand on your shoulder and turning you around before pushing you back towards the way you came, telling you to wait for your surprise.
>You do as he bids, partially out of the fear of the unknown. If something can take the heat of his flesh and the ice of his gaze and invert them, who knows what could happen to you?
>Alas, inverted you did get, later that night as paladin-chan returns from battle, a mess of a woman
>She doesn't even take her armor off as she rapes you on sight upon entering her room
>And you notice something off about her
>Her intelligence and pride - gone. All that's left is her soft toned body and boundless affection.
>Your years with her have twisted you, and it doesn't take long before you take advantage of the situation, dressing her up in maid outfits behind closed doors and fucking her as she bends over to clean, humiliating you in the ways she used to
>Her parents never see, but you get the sense they know. And what you see in their eyes isn't anger or outrage.
>It's schadenfreude.
>You never puzzle it together until one day you're lying in bed cuddling your zombie waifu, and voicing out your perverted plans for the day.
>She turns and looks at you, a gleam of long-lost intelligence in her eyes
>a twisted, ghastly grin reaches her face as she utters a low "u~ fu~ fu~ fu~"
>And like that, all things must return to whence they came
>at least she still wears the maid outfit.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:05:15 2017 No.17690755
File: 711 KB, 1500x1702, 1505203390921.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Torts professor sends me email saying that I need to arrange a meeting with him "ASAP," he gives me no details
>Only I got an email like this
>Probably too early in the semester to be anything positive like a TA position or whatever
>Almost 100% positive I haven't done anything bad

WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:06:35 2017 No.17690758 >>17690755 This isn't discord.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:06:46 2017 No.17690759 >>17690755 He wants your dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:08:20 2017 No.17690762 >>17690755 Subscribed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:08:23 2017 No.17690763 >>17690755 He found out you blogpost on 4chan so he's going to kick you in the dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:15:42 2017 No.17690780 File: 128 KB, 469x600, 218_usioni.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >While monsters like ushi-oni are feared as abominations by many in Zipangu, some there worship them instead, in the hopes that they will be spared their wrath.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:17:23 2017 No.17690788 File: 695 KB, 1328x629, Lava_Golem pf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17690690 It's even in their profile you double moron.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:21:05 2017 No.17690797 >>17690755 Kill yourself as a preemptive strike anon, it's the only way to truly avoid anything bad that might happen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:27:02 2017 No.17690814 File: 26 KB, 538x435, wGPZmu4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17690747 >that turnaround Lovely. >>17690755 I feel you mate, but how should we know? Did you miss a deadline or plagiarize something?

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:30:33 2017 No.17690824

Some lore on why the monsters of Zipangu were different even before the current Overlord came to power.

>In the previous age, most monsters could neither speak human languages nor understand them. Many of those that could understand human language could not speak it, and those few that could both understand and speak it tended to use the ability only to deceive and destroy.

>However, strangely many of the ancient Zipangu monsters could both understand and speak human language. Conversing with humans led to accords being made that could control to some degree the monster's instinct to kill humans. Humans would worship the monsters and give human sacrifices. This mollified the monsters rage and even led to marriages between some monsters and humans.

>Its speculated that ancient gods recorded in Zipangu may have for unknown reasons altered/influenced the monsters there, giving them the capacity to evolve to be more peaceful than their mainland kin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:32:54 2017 No.17690826 File: 85 KB, 512x501, 1474320342410.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17690824 D E E P E S T L O R E Regardless, Zipangu remains the comfiest bright green demon realm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:33:00 2017 No.17690827 File: 90 KB, 950x890, 2016061519144263a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17690814 The only option. >>17690797 I have done literally nothing of not, good or bad. Just venting in a ded morning thread.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:43:15 2017 No.17690859

>>17690780
>naive anon attempts to give an ushi-oni gifts as an offering every week to be spared by her
>the ushi-oni finds the anon's behavior curious but accepts these gifts
>she decides to play it up for awhile so she holds back her lust
>each passing week her lust and now love builds up for anon
>if you thought an ushi-oni without her seal is bad, imagine one holding back immense lust on top of that
>eventually she snaps
>anon goes to give another gift again only to be taken by her right then and there
>ushi-oni goes into turbo rape mode
>anon stuggles at first, accidentally removing her seal
ohshitnigger.jpg
>ushi-oni lets out a might roar and enters utlimate, supreme, extreme rape mode lvl 9000
>the rape is never ending
>three years in, they're still fucking in the same spot as where they started
>anon's pelvis has turned dust, reformed, and been ground into dust numerous times
>only a tenth of her lust has been sated

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:43:39 2017 No.17690862

>>17690826
>On that note there are noted to be dark/umbral monster realms in Zipangu, namely in some of the pleasure districts run by monsters. They of course have their own unique flair, with cherry blossom trees always in bloom in such locations, the scattering petals producing a mystic atmosphere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:49:21 2017 No.17690876 >>17690780 >Don't pray to Ushis >They raid your village and kidnap the men >Pray to Ushis >They demand fertile men or else you will feel their wrath

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:51:47 2017 No.17690880 >>17690859 That's not how ushis work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:53:29 2017 No.17690890 >>17690876 That's why you fight off ushis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:54:16 2017 No.17690892 >>17690824 >Marry a Kitsune back before the current Demon Lord took the throne >Literally nothing changes >Don't even realize what's happened until a century later

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:54:57 2017 No.17690895

Who wants some feels?

>Anon has a lava golem waifu
>He's from a different world and was teleported here
>One day anon is missing
>He was teleported back to his old world
>No one knows what happened
>No one has found him
>His lava golem waifu can't find where he is
>The hole in her molten heart grows by each passing day
>Her mind full of despair causes her to start cooling off
>She tries to go home to the volcano to warm herself up again
>It's no use
>Nothing can ignite her hot passion other than her hubby
>She slowly turns to solid stone and passes on
>Some years later anon is teleported back only to find his waifu turned to stone, never to see her again

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:57:21 2017 No.17690897 >>17690895 you stop that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:02:21 2017 No.17690917 >>17690895 Why does he keep getting teleported back and forth?

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:02:35 2017 No.17690919

>>17690689
>>17690716
Fag you argued with here.
I think the logic behind this is more along the lines of >>17690689 than Wights being more powerful.
But I'm not gonna be salty over this, if that's how things are in KC's setting then that's that I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:07:14 2017 No.17690931 >>17690917 Contrivance.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:10:34 2017 No.17690943

>>17690689
>>17690716
>>17690919
It should be noted, that while yes, a wight rules over all of the realm as a queen. Liches and vampires do indeed fill out the ruling class. Think along the lines of nobility who rules over a town or a region. They are all involved with politics, so it's not like a lich would necessarily be a recluse. They just fill out a less important position that doesn't garner as much attention, such as a mayor or governor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:11:38 2017 No.17690948 >>17690917 Sounds he's either Axl Low or Blackadder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:12:13 2017 No.17690950 >>17690943 Yeah, liches don't have the charisma and looks to be a ruler.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:14:04 2017 No.17690955 >>17690950 Let's not start shit flinging.

Yet another Anon Wed Sep 27 11:15:10 2017 No.17690957

>>17687555
Does this warm your heart up, Anon? Either way, time to give this format thing a go.

Sleepy Lich
https://pastebin.com/FcYNx1L8
Tags: Lich, Hopefully Heartwarming, Greentext
Synopsis: Wake up next to Lich. Prepare for her awakening. Just get her some coffee

Really short, bout 600+

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:15:16 2017 No.17690958 >>17690950 I'm just telling you what it says in the book.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:15:46 2017 No.17690961 File: 1.20 MB, 1200x1280, guilty.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17690950 >insulting Liches

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:16:01 2017 No.17690962 >>17690943 I doubt iches even fulfil their advisory role half the time

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:17:55 2017 No.17690979

>>17690955
It's not really shit flinging.

Who would you prefer to have as a ruler: a beautiful and noble hero with knowledge about the battle field and some economics or a powerful mage who stays locked up in her room and wears a piece of rag?

>>17690961
I don't understand why people keep posting that image at me. Even the original was because of something I posted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:18:35 2017 No.17690980 >>17690957 Yes, that is really fucking cute and heartwarming. Thank you anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:19:38 2017 No.17690984 >>17690979 Maybe you should stop making Liches sad you fucking dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:20:01 2017 No.17690986 >>17690979 >the wights are warriors and former heroes meme again

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:21:56 2017 No.17690994 File: 235 KB, 900x1273, 1506525203028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tall,Slim,Dragons with voracious apettite!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:22:18 2017 No.17690996 >>17690986 >Meme read the profile newfag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:22:23 2017 No.17690997 >>17690979 I'm not super stoked on nobles or an aristocracy at all, so the one with a good level of knowledge and education? At any rate, you like your things and I'll like mine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:22:23 2017 No.17690998 >>17690986 >the liches are important meme >>17690984 What? They don't even feel emotions properly, how can they even get sad?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:25:27 2017 No.17691011 File: 302 KB, 850x678, i'm making a note here, huge success.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17690998 Are you trying to make us post our Lich folders at you? Because it's working.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:25:52 2017 No.17691016 >>17690994 But would you be able to deal with her in permanent heat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:26:15 2017 No.17691017 >>17690986 >meme I don't know what head canon you have but: >Undead raised from the corpses of a few superior individuals such as royalty and heroes Very first line of the profile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:26:42 2017 No.17691019 >>17690998 STOP

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:27:25 2017 No.17691021 >>17690998 >Reading the MGE meme I bet you are here unironicly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:27:31 2017 No.17691022 File: 87 KB, 500x367, 5kSRMvg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17690957 That's pretty damn cute Ochiverde. Thank you.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:31:30 2017 No.17691032

Since there seem to be a lot of lichfags around, here's the translation on the lich's extra art info:

"When a lich's phylactery is broken, her usual comportment vanishes without a trace. With her husband's every motion, she wishes and moans in pleasure. In this state, she can only think of her husband."

Sounds a bit like schedule dog when you surprise her with sex, the schedule vanishes, and she can only with of the sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:32:02 2017 No.17691033 >>17691016 I am pretty sure i will try my hardest to fulfill each of my lizard needs! no matter what she wants! or how much!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:32:54 2017 No.17691038 >>17691032 writhes* not wishes. My bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:33:23 2017 No.17691041 >>17691019 Can't stop the truth. >>17691032 Well, at least she has feeling when her phylactery breaks, but then again her mind melts with sex and she becomes a mere female corpse instead of a super smart girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:35:52 2017 No.17691047 Wight extra art info: "A wight never loses her graceful dignity, not even when bathed in white slime. Her magic-infused caresses make her man's member feel like it is being sucked - even when she is using naught but her hand."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:35:55 2017 No.17691048 >>17691032 We got a fan translation of all of the captions when MGE 2 came out in japan. This is nothing new. But that is still damn good. Doing that and fucking her for a full day before getting her back to normal sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:36:49 2017 No.17691052 File: 378 KB, 747x836, 1481681874424.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17691041 Delete your post, Liches are cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:37:13 2017 No.17691053 >>17691048 I knew a few of them got translated, but I didn't know it was all of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:37:55 2017 No.17691056 >>17691041 Any reason you feel like shitting on random anon's waifus today? Had a bad day or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:38:44 2017 No.17691058 >>17691056 He's probably a cait sith lover.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:42:39 2017 No.17691071 >>17691052 Maybe after they get a husband and he fixes her she can be a bit cute, but there are no reasons to go after one with every other undead around. >>17691056 Liches are almost monoeye levels. They deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:43:48 2017 No.17691072 File: 416 KB, 1012x1550, tumblr_nyxgarYwYv1sjij2lo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw like both wights and liches Stop the hate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:44:57 2017 No.17691078 >>17691071 >Liches are almost monoeye levels. You take that back you son of a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:46:56 2017 No.17691085 >>17691032 >When a lich's phylactery is broken She fucking dies. Good job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:47:55 2017 No.17691089 >>17691071 >Liches are almost monoeye levels. They deserve it. Are you the same guy who tried to push lich bullying as an epic meme with the gangrape "bullying"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:48:07 2017 No.17691091 >>17691041 >Well, at least she has feeling when her phylactery breaks They have feeling regardless, they just have supreme composure that allows them to experience it without losing themselves (unless the phylactery breaks).

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:48:12 2017 No.17691092 >>17691085 Here's your (You)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:49:35 2017 No.17691097 >>17691089 Oh no, that's just fucking disgusting.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:49:59 2017 No.17691099

>>17691085
No, for MGE liches her soul returns to her body until the phylactery is repaired. The only reason she even stores her soul to begin with is so she can experience the greatest of pleasures and still have the composure to study the experiences.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:50:03 2017 No.17691100 >>17691092 I wasn't looking for one. Just pointing out how stupid KC can be.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:53:43 2017 No.17691111
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>Anyway, the afterword for volume 2 gives us another brief mention of the Wandering Scholar's companion leanan sidhe. He remarks he's been discussing with her where to go next (he's currently staying in Zipangu). Mist Continent is their likely destination, though he mentions they may end up at the bottom of the sea along the way instead, to investigate mysterious monsters that live there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:54:15 2017 No.17691115 >>17691089 When the fuck did this happen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:54:33 2017 No.17691116 File: 58 KB, 450x273, Lich52.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Lich bullying

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:55:24 2017 No.17691118 >>17691089 Probably the same retard who thinks all the girls have to be reduced to "epic memes"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:55:45 2017 No.17691121 >>17691100 How was claiming MGE liches die when their phylactery breaks pointing out how stupid KC can be? To do that you'd have to explain why its stupid for KC to give a different spin on lich lore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:56:39 2017 No.17691127 File: 77 KB, 674x596, 1505266927654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17691111 Cute art fairy. Art fairies are all good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:56:40 2017 No.17691128 >>17691116 I want to take a liches Necronomicon and hold it over her head so she can't reach it while she "mysteriously" forgets to use her magic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:58:46 2017 No.17691140 >>17691116 I want to conspire to help a rival Lich cast an anti-magic field on my Lich and kiss her all over while she's defenseless and the other Lich' skeletons are looting her lab.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:00:51 2017 No.17691147 >>17691121 The answer is he's trolling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:01:44 2017 No.17691150 >>17691121 SO what MGE liches store their emotions in their phylactery and not their souls? Then how are they undead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:02:59 2017 No.17691152 >>17691150 you are aware that undeads in mge are alive, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:04:02 2017 No.17691154 >>17691152 But the soul would have to persist otherwise they wouldn't possess the memories of the former organism's life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:04:09 2017 No.17691155 >>17691150 MGE undead aren't really undead.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:08:31 2017 No.17691166

>>17691150
You could presume that the soul and the emotions default to going back to body instead of being destroyed if the phylactery breaks. And it's not exactly necessary to have a phylactery to be undead in the first place, what the hell are you even talking about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:10:48 2017 No.17691176 >>17691154 But the soul is there.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:14:27 2017 No.17691184

>>17691166
The phylactery is the process by which a mage becomes undead to my understanding. You don't need a phylactery to become undead, but you don't get extra lives. Which separates a lich from an undead mage.
>You could presume that the soul and the emotions default to going back to body
Fair

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:16:30 2017 No.17691192 >>17691150 how can souls be real if our emotions aren't real

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:17:03 2017 No.17691195

>>17691166
No need to even presume, since the profile outright says that regarding their souls.

>>17691150
>Then how are they undead?

MGE undead all have souls as far as we know (skeletons are a bit more mysterious, they may have to grow a soul). Some of them even are just souls that have gained a physical form (i.e. ghosts, will-o-wisps).

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:19:00 2017 No.17691203 Another point. Unless KC mamono mana's it, phylacteries don't grow on trees. You're gonna need to rebuild one every time you want her to go deredere. You know how much that'd cost?

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:21:29 2017 No.17691217

Not the same guy who's been hating on Liches, but it was clear from the profile that Wights are the fancy aristocratic socialites and Liches are the stoic researchers.

They have divergent lifestyles, interests, and behaviors.

But of course, this is just the typical case described in the profiles.

Personally, I'm shocked that Liches, who can directly evolve from lowly Zombies, outrank Vampires. I would assume ranking up is even harder then we first thought.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:22:06 2017 No.17691220 Now I want to bully a Lich until she eventually snaps and forces me to marry her as vengeance.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:22:20 2017 No.17691221

>>17691184
>The phylactery is the process by which a mage becomes undead to my understanding. You don't need a phylactery to become undead, but you don't get extra lives. Which separates a lich from an undead mage.

That doesn't seem to be the case for MGE liches. Having a phylactery doesn't define them nor is it stated to be required for them to become liches in the first place. To quote the start of the profile:

>Powerful human sorceresses who changed into undead. There are also those who chose to become liches of their own accord in pursuit of eternal life and limitless knowledge.

While we aren't told how a woman purposefully becomes a lich, they can also be born simply from a dead mage being resurrected like a normal zombie is. In principle MGE liches are just zombies with a great amount of magical power and thirst for knowledge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:23:59 2017 No.17691231 >>17691220 You are not allowed to bully liches. It will trigger ptsds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:24:59 2017 No.17691237 >>17691203 You could probably get it fixed at your local Church of Hel. The idea of walking through those big doors, Lichfu clinging to your back and writhing in pleasure, sounds super cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:26:01 2017 No.17691241 File: 155 KB, 900x1200, CoW-4b-UAAAhQps.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17691203 Can't Liches bound their souls to anything?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:26:16 2017 No.17691244 >>17691217 >Personally, I'm shocked that Liches, who can directly evolve from lowly Zombies, outrank Vampires. What? Wights evolve from zombies, Liches don't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:27:32 2017 No.17691247 http://mgewiki.com/images/f/f7/Mershark33a.png http://mgewiki.com/images/6/6a/Mershark33b.png >mershark aqua Which one of you faggots is responsible for this? Great taste whoever you are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:28:56 2017 No.17691251 >>17691244 Whoops. I meant Wights Evidently Wights>Lich=Vampire>Zombie

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:30:03 2017 No.17691257

>>17691221
>hey can also be born simply from a dead mage being resurrected like a normal zombie is
No, it doesn't say that. It doesn't state death and resurrection to be the process by which a human mage becomes undead. It just says it happens. Could be via phylactery.

>>17691251
>>17691217
I'm willing to bet that those who were born wights have a higher status amongst nobility than those who became wights aftter being zombies.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:30:03 2017 No.17691258

>>17691241
A phylactery's definition is just whatever a Lich shoved their soul into so yeah. Could be anything.
If she ever gets the itch to get constant orgasms from the sensation of being titfucked she might hand you some unassuming bottle and tell you to throw it at the wall.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:31:07 2017 No.17691261 >>17691257 So born Wights are high royalty, evolved Wights are low nobility?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:31:22 2017 No.17691262 You guys do realize that a phylactery is almost entirely a D&D invention, and has no basis in actual mythology outside of being a generic term for a magical object. Furthermore, both the term and concept of a lich predate D&D as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:32:31 2017 No.17691265 >>17691231 How else am I supposed to get a lich waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:34:00 2017 No.17691269 >>17691251 In social hierarchy, that is. I bet Liches and Vamps get invited to the Wights' parties, but only the latter shows up. Reclusive Liches are to busy being introverts, I mean researching magic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:34:38 2017 No.17691273 >>17691265 Pick her up, put her in your lap and stroke her hair. Even if her Phylactery isn't broken she might start nuzzling you.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:35:15 2017 No.17691277

>>17691251
KC's undead ranking system makes zero sense.
Vampires should be the Nobility
Liches should be the most magically powerful yet the least interested in rule, caring only about studying magic (so I guess he's right here)
Wights should be next in rank, or maybe equal to Liches only in social standing, I mean they seem to care enough about how people perceive them at least I can't unsee them as insufferable snobs for this, but that doesn't reflect on their power or status so whatever
>then the other undead go here, more or less
>then Zombies, who are mindless shamblers
>then Skeletons, who would logically just be reanimated minions or cannon fodder in undead armies. It's ok, they can be put back together when destroyed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:35:25 2017 No.17691278 >>17691265 You need to be captured by one. If ypu try to bully her the people will pull her away from you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:38:20 2017 No.17691282 Does Hel command her own Undead army?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:39:19 2017 No.17691284 >>17691278 How can I possible get captured by a lich if I don't bully her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:39:20 2017 No.17691285 >>17691277 Revenants have been mentioned in one of the profile descriptions haven't they?

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:40:26 2017 No.17691288

>>17691277
>wights
>Not on equal standing with vampires
I personally don't even think vampires should live with other undead, honestly.
They should build their own kingdoms and have their own nobles. Closely affiliated and allies with the undead of course. But a marginally separate entity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:40:47 2017 No.17691289 >>17691282 Well yeah, she's the goddess that all Undead Paladins swear fealty to after she bullied the Chief God out of her temples.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:42:16 2017 No.17691293 >>17691261 Evolved Wights get a welcoming party shortly after their transformation is complete so I don't think there's a distinction there. Some unfortunate noblewoman who gets caught in a Dragon Zombie's breath can become a Wight straight away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:49:54 2017 No.17691314 File: 249 KB, 413x679, 1506450644293.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big wolfu

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:50:30 2017 No.17691316 >>17691314 I prefer little wolfu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:51:17 2017 No.17691321 >>17691314 Consider: Big LOLI wolfu

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:51:17 2017 No.17691323 File: 501 KB, 925x584, __dragon_and_ryuu_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_butter_t__96f648364a8fde164beb07f2af08b212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Aren't you too old for this Anon here? >Says you!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:52:00 2017 No.17691328 File: 13 KB, 295x221, what.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17691321 >big loli

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:52:45 2017 No.17691330 >>17691314 I don't like tall monstergirls because I'm insecure about my height.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:54:01 2017 No.17691338 File: 736 KB, 834x1200, 44850937_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17691328 The opposite of a legal loli. Illegal CC?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:54:33 2017 No.17691342 >Wights have the highest social standing >most graceful and beautiful >best legs >most alluring lolis How can other undead even compete?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:55:48 2017 No.17691346 >>17691342 Make it a wighted-out Paladin-chan and you've got a deal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:56:37 2017 No.17691350 >>17691342 >highest social standing So they're full of themselves and unpleasant to be near? >most graceful and beautiful I'm sure they like to think that >best legs I'll concede to that, based on profile pics alone >lolishit Not even touching that

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:00:48 2017 No.17691363 >>17691338 >11 years old

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:03:27 2017 No.17691374 >>17691350 >So they're full of themselves and unpleasant to be near? Jokes on you! I have a fetish for girls who normally act like an arrogant bitch, but go full derdere when we're alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:07:31 2017 No.17691390 >>17686702 Why the Hel (pun intended) is Death allowing herself to be cheated? Why do holy weapons do nothing? Is the world about to get Lordaeron'd?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:14:17 2017 No.17691411 >>17691350 >thinking wights are bitches >not liking lolis Pleb

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:15:41 2017 No.17691416 >>17691411 There's nothing pleb about having taste anon, you should try it some time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:19:26 2017 No.17691426 >>17691416 I think he's allergic, note his violent response.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:20:01 2017 No.17691429 I really want the high society hater to leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:21:27 2017 No.17691435 >>17691429 >a couple of posts saying they don't care for high society is a big problem >but almost an hour of posts shitting on another undead was fine

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:24:38 2017 No.17691450 >>17691435 >>a couple of posts saying they don't care for high society is a big problem I know you're playing stupid, but this guy has been around for a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:25:39 2017 No.17691454 >>17691450 >this guy He's hardly alone in that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:27:38 2017 No.17691461 >>17691454 It always sounds like the one dude whining about wights for being high class.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:29:54 2017 No.17691467 >>17691461 It's just a lichfag mad that his waifu isn't a natural leader like wight.

>>	Yet another Anon Wed Sep 27 13:31:17 2017 No.17691473 What happens when a Cheshire in a business suit sits on a single Anon's lap, after a tour in Wonderland? Asking for a friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:31:34 2017 No.17691474 >>17691461 I'm sure one day you will learn that multiple people can hold opinions that do not match your own.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:33:48 2017 No.17691479 >>17691473 You don't need to have the name on constantly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:35:02 2017 No.17691486 >>17691479 Forgot to delete it, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:35:22 2017 No.17691489 >>17691474 I'm sure one day you will learn there are better ways to voice your opinion without being a whiny bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:35:46 2017 No.17691490 >>17691474 I admire your optimism, but this is 4chan. If anyone learn how to not be dicks and autistic, they aren't welcome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:37:44 2017 No.17691499 >>17691489 I was hoping you'd get the hint, but I'm not the guy who started going off on wights.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:43:29 2017 No.17691520 >people getting mad and shittalking liches and wights Maybe it was the vampirefags all along, not liking the reveals that liches are better at magic and being cute, and that wights are better at being sexy and charismatic.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:45:59 2017 No.17691534
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>>17691520
It's just the overly vocal ones on both sides, I know I started out preferring liches before switching to wights and now I like both equally.
Call me a dirty fence sitter but I just love undead in general, all the info about undead kingdoms was like christmas come early for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:46:51 2017 No.17691538 File: 1.97 MB, 2802x2376, 1498599559655.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Keep it cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:53:47 2017 No.17691561 >>17691474 Yeah sure, but there's only one faggot here who hates on wights for their nobility. Any one else, such as yourself, is just an anomalous shitter to be ignored.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:55:59 2017 No.17691567 >>17691561 You're trying too hard dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 13:57:39 2017 No.17691575 >>17691567 I don't know what you think I'm trying to do, but I'm being serious.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:00:15 2017 No.17691584

>legal loli vampire "captures" a anon who isnt into lolis.
>really he just got lost and she let him take shelter from a storm in her mansion.
>she tries to get him into bed with her but he believes she is actually a small child.
>constantly asks her where her parents are, why she is alone and why she is drinking hard liquor.
>when she understands that anon is completely oblivious to her being a monster she decides to toy with him even more.
>get in close and starts to show off her fangs and explain how shes been alone for so long.
>anon tries to push the small girl away but she wont budge and instead grabs his wrists and brings him to his knees.
>reveals herself to be a 200 year old vampire waiting for someone single to come through those doors even if they dont like lolis she isnt waiting any longer.
>anon stops struggling to keep her off of him and lets her fall on top of him much to her surprise.
>"wait your 180 years older than me" anon asks.
>"I guess so" says the small vampire. "Does that change things?".
>"Yes, yes it does" says anon wrapping his arms around her.
>"Well you still owe me for letting you stay the night" she says with a sly smile.
>with that the two retire to her bedroom where she spends the night with the man who would be her future husband having rough but consensual love making.
I dont like regular lolis but dominant legal lolis really do something to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:01:12 2017 No.17691586 Any more juicy Vol2 details? What can you tell us about not!Russia?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:05:32 2017 No.17691603 File: 2.01 MB, 1782x1329, kamiCompare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] huh

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:05:42 2017 No.17691604 >>17691584 Why would he instantly believe her? Keep up the tension by having him still resist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:06:21 2017 No.17691608 >>17691586 You mean the realm of ice? What would you like to know?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:07:01 2017 No.17691611 >>17691604 He obviously wanted to fugg in the back of his mind for him to be so willing so fast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:08:26 2017 No.17691618 >>17691603 Yeah, I noticed that. I like the new look better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:09:05 2017 No.17691622 >>17691603 >fluff got sharpened up I don't know what to think of this. The haircuts are an improvement, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:10:30 2017 No.17691631 >>17691586 There is not!Russia?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:10:41 2017 No.17691634 >>17691390 This Hel is a relatively young goddess who basically wants to redefine what death means. To her it should be merely a new stage of life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:11:36 2017 No.17691640 >>17691611 >He was a pedo all along This is why the party van keeps tabs on usI

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:12:14 2017 No.17691644 >>17691534 This. This right here, lads. I wouldn't want to live in an undead kingdom, but I'd have one hell of a vacation there and maybe a small second home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:13:29 2017 No.17691651 >>17691538 Says the girl who can't stand seeing a man cold and will hug him until he is comfortably warm. Bring me an Ice Queen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:13:32 2017 No.17691652 >>17691603 RIP 5heads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:13:38 2017 No.17691654 >>17691644 >one Hel of a vacation FTFY t.Charon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:14:40 2017 No.17691663 >>17691654 Ah, Charon. I miss our discussions and artwork of her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:19:38 2017 No.17691692 >>17691604 Probably her huge fangs and immense strength. Maybe there was a mirror directly behind them only anon could see and when he looked all he saw was himself and no girl. Spooky stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:22:57 2017 No.17691706 I want to fight beside my lord as we venture into the forgotten north to chase out the demonic, armored succubi an other monsters that life there!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:23:40 2017 No.17691708 >>17691534 Why not just go with Polygamy and have one Lich and one wight wife. How would that end up anyway?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:24:38 2017 No.17691714 I want to live in a monstergirl world, completely solitary and literally giving no fucks. Because it's what I like doing, but it would be cool to live in a world where MGs are real. Think of all the amazing porn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:27:36 2017 No.17691733 >>17691714 You wouldn't be in solitude forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:31:16 2017 No.17691749 >>17691733 Sure I would. If you want to be alone I'm sure most MGs would be happy with a quick fuck sometimes and then I'm on my merry way. This way I get to try out as many different types of girl as I want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:31:21 2017 No.17691750 File: 529 KB, 977x674, 1503969318393.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17684674 Nothing compares to being snuggled up to a big soft girl, trust me

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:31:49 2017 No.17691756 >>17691534 I like both too, out of all MGE girls wight is my favourite and lich is third or fourth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:32:25 2017 No.17691761 >>17691749 But what will you do if there's an MG that wants to marry you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:32:38 2017 No.17691763 >>17691708 The Wight would keep teasing the lich and ufufu-ing as she prods her into making the potions she wants to experiment with and sometimes the lich will throw a curve ball and give the wight one with an effect she's not expecting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:33:16 2017 No.17691767 >>17691761 Politely decline. I don't want to get trapped somewhere, I just want to be in that setting and have fun.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:36:01 2017 No.17691780

You know, the human dominated nation in the Mist Continent "The Land of the Four Souls" doesn't really seem so much purely a human-dominated nation but rather a male-dominated one where the monsters who live there are just fairly submissive by nature (it states the monsters were subjugated by humans but it doesn't say how).

That is incubi there are regarded as transcendent beings, humans who have made the power of the gods their own (so clearly there is no "humans must not be changed by monster mana" sentiment). Plus their armies fight using realmsilver weapons (i.e. the monster's favored weapons) given to them by their monster wives, retainers, etc.

They and the rest of their faction (each great nation has a number of smaller nations allied with it) are also actually the only nation that is actually trying to conquer the others. The Land of the Four Gods of course only defend themselves, and The Land of the Four Fiends invades the other two nations only to grab men to have as husbands and then go back to their own land.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:39:31 2017 No.17691791 >>17691767 Eventually there'll be a MG who won't take no for an answer and will drag you off to your place. Unless you stay deep within Order lands you won't stay single for long.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:40:52 2017 No.17691800 >>17691791 Well I hope she's ready for a really miserable husband, because that shit isn't my idea of a happy time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:42:04 2017 No.17691805 >>17691800 Don't worry, DE will make you like her. That is a significant component of the setting you desire to be in, after all.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:44:18 2017 No.17691816

>>17691763
>the lich will throw a curve ball and give the wight one with an effect she's not expecting.

>Wight just want a sensitivity booster
>Lich makes it so that she enters heat.
>She's left begging for their husband to fuck her and even just his touch can make her cum
This is why you don't tease a Lich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:44:39 2017 No.17691819 >>17691805 That's brainwashing garbage and you know it. I'd rather just be single, live alone and give any girl interested in me a dose of the spirit energy she's really after.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:48:36 2017 No.17691838 >>17691819 Come now anon, humans are innately social creatures. I think even without monster mana getting involved you could awaken to a desire to deepen your bonds with at least one of the girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:49:34 2017 No.17691842 >>17691838 Nope! It's cool though, you do your thing I do mine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:49:46 2017 No.17691843 >>17691819 This is just an excuse for you to become the village bicycle and experience multiple species isn’t it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:50:08 2017 No.17691847 File: 871 KB, 1920x1080, Wurm20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I drank Anon's beer! All 24 cans of it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:50:27 2017 No.17691848 >>17691842 You're not doing anything though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:51:22 2017 No.17691856 >>17691816 Exactly, it's fun for both sides and the wight could like the end result.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:51:27 2017 No.17691857

>>17691843
Not really, I enjoy my own company far more than anyone else's but know that a life without monster attention is impossible in the setting. So I get a nice amount of variety in girls and live my preferred way, it's a solid win all around baby!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:52:43 2017 No.17691863 >>17691848 I'm living the way I want. I've got my good end, it's just not your idea of one.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:52:59 2017 No.17691865

>>17691819
>and give any girl interested in me a dose of the spirit energy she's really after.

But why would they settle for a single dose of energy and then leave when they could spirit you away and get many more doses over the course of years and years? Not to mention if you'd get visited by one of the more possessive species and they took a liking to you..

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:54:02 2017 No.17691870 >>17691847 I'm just impressed none of those words are slurred.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:54:47 2017 No.17691875 >>17691863 I'm pretty sure you're posting on a computer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:54:58 2017 No.17691876 >>17691870 Wurms are surprisingly good drinkers like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:55:48 2017 No.17691878 >>17691870 It's only alcohol, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:56:19 2017 No.17691881 >>17690658 >The chaos girl part of them is the garbage, nachos would be top tier without the transformation. >the chaos parts make them urge to purge -tier. >That's not what the earlier complaints are about. Yes they are. Do you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:57:01 2017 No.17691884 >>17691865 Because they can go for other men who would want a relationshit. As for the possessive species, that's a tough one, but I'm sure there are ways around that. >>17691875 I mean how I'd live in the setting, you know what I meant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:58:32 2017 No.17691893 >>17691884 >you know what I meant Honestly, I have to check. People get a little "lost" sometimes around here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 14:59:51 2017 No.17691899 >>17691856 ... I should write a story about the day to day lives of these two. Polygamy is great, you get to have to loving wives and gain all the benefits from that while avoiding all the negatives from having a harem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:03:01 2017 No.17691918 >>17691899 Exactly and if it's two wives who are sisterly in their own way then it's even better. Even if they do try to one up each other in an almost sibling-like manner. Looking forward to it if you do a story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:04:37 2017 No.17691930 >>17691780 >it states the monsters were subjugated by humans but it doesn't say how Through the power of the D of course.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:05:30 2017 No.17691935 >>17691918 >Looking forward to it if you do a story. Yeah, don't expect it anytime soon. I have a horrible habit of being lazy when it comes to writing. I write a good chunk of it and then don't touch it for a few weeks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:07:19 2017 No.17691947 >>17691935 Then fuck you, you It's ok I do it too, only the delay is months and then you can finally shove it up your ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:07:25 2017 No.17691950 >>17691780 The Land of the Four Souls sounds like a safe place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:10:20 2017 No.17691967 >>17691950 Sounds like the best place to start if you want to level up and go on an adventure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:11:01 2017 No.17691973 >>17691950 There'd be a lot of purely figurative mind you dick-measuring contests, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:11:46 2017 No.17691977 >>17691973 Hopefully literal ones too! With referees and tiny penis shaming

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:12:14 2017 No.17691981 >>17691935 No worries, good things take time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:12:46 2017 No.17691988 >>17691973 Better than being stuck in a demon realm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:12:55 2017 No.17691990 >>17691876 >>17691878 According to a BAC calculator, a 450 pound Wurm who chugged 24 12oz beers in 10 minutes would have a BAC of 0.213.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:14:15 2017 No.17691998 >>17691988 Anon, that is a demon realm. Just a different kind. You get one anywhere there's monster fucking en masse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:14:33 2017 No.17692000 >>17691977 You'd be the referee, anon. You'd see how big one is by taking it up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:15:06 2017 No.17692001 File: 500 KB, 1200x1755, 03_iSVCM22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17691990 I wonder how much a sandworm could handle before it starts to catch up with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:15:08 2017 No.17692002 >>17692000 Oh my! I may even have to call foul...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:17:12 2017 No.17692018 >>17692001 Reminder that having a Sandworm waifu might require you to help her clean those giant teeth on the outside

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:17:48 2017 No.17692023 >>17691998 Demon realms that look like something out of an erotic Fallout game, to be specific.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:18:00 2017 No.17692025 >>17692001 She'd need a brewery all to herself before she even felt it.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:18:09 2017 No.17692026

Imagine you woke up one morning to find yourself being hugged by your waifu in your bed. Everything else in your life is the same, except for the fact that she now exists.
>”You must have had a nightmare last night. Don’t worry. I kept you safe from all the other monsters coming through the portals when they opened last night.”
How do you react?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:19:02 2017 No.17692030 >>17692023 Ah, well yes. Green demon realms have always been better than dark ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:20:26 2017 No.17692038 >>17692030 I don't like either of them, but yes the green ones are objectively better.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:21:10 2017 No.17692040

>>17692026
"Why are you churning out exposition like that? Am I in one of those hypothetical 'what dos' again? Oh god, I hope not. Last time I inexplicably got a daughter I never knew I had who insisted I give her the D. My roommates still won't even look at me."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:23:06 2017 No.17692047 >>17692026 "What's going on? Who are you? How did you get in my house?"

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:24:16 2017 No.17692055

>>17691998
Actually the land of the four souls is never called a monster realm as far as I can see.

Land of the Four Gods: Emerald Monster Realm
Land of the Four Fiends: Umbral Monster Realm
Land of the Four Souls: Is only referred to as a human-dominated nation.

Presumably some parts of the Land of the Four Souls must be a monster realm if there are enough monsters, but its not overall a monster realm apparently.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:24:53 2017 No.17692059 >>17692026 "Thanks, hon." >rolls over to go back to sleep >... >sits bolt upright "Wait, WHAT?!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:24:58 2017 No.17692061 >>17692026 "Bitch, hugging someone in bed isn't keeping anyone safe. Also, how do you even exist, how are the portals even a thing and are you even 2D or 3D? The guy giving me the scenario didn't go into enough detail."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:25:02 2017 No.17692062 >>17691843 In all honesty, I totally would be a prostitute in MGC. I'd make money and have fun while doing it. Plus with madam Fluff as my pimp nothing bad will happen to me!

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:25:21 2017 No.17692065

>>17692026
>Wait, you're a what?
>WHAT happened last night?
>Does my father know about this?
>Don't you realize what you've done to the timeline?
>This isn't possible!
>I don't even remember imagining you specifically - how did you know how to find me?
>I'm going to Hell for this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:25:37 2017 No.17692067 >>17692047 “The portals opened, I’m a monster, and I’m a monster. Any other questions?”

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:27:19 2017 No.17692072 >>17692026 "Demonic portals opened up? I'll need a pistol and exactly 50 bullets."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:27:36 2017 No.17692076 >>17692018 I'm okay with this. I'd be more than happy to clean her if she wants.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:28:01 2017 No.17692079 Who is the better mad scientist? A gremlin or a litch?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:28:27 2017 No.17692081 >>17692067 But which one? I have no waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:28:53 2017 No.17692082 >>17692076 Make sure you have that giant floss too

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:29:14 2017 No.17692086 >>17692081 The one you jerk off most too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:30:30 2017 No.17692090 >>17692082 That gaps between her giant fangs are so wide that you probably wouldn't need any floss to clean between them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:30:37 2017 No.17692091 >>17692086 I don't jerk off that much really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:31:54 2017 No.17692097 >>17692079 Gremlin. Loch isn't a scientist, but a wizard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:32:06 2017 No.17692098 >>17692091 Are you a virgin? Because I think that unicorn over their just had her ears perk up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:32:24 2017 No.17692100 >>17692097 *Lich

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:32:40 2017 No.17692101 >>17692079 Gremlins are inventors, so obviously them. Liches are mages so there's not even any science happening there. An waful lot of powerful magic, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:32:55 2017 No.17692102 >>17692091 Guess you're stuck with 3DPD then. If you're lucky, she might get monsterized.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:33:19 2017 No.17692106 File: 381 KB, 1200x600, 1441338779163.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17692026 >Wake up to this qt using me as a daki I didn't have reasons to get up anyways.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:33:44 2017 No.17692110 File: 1.05 MB, 1977x2800, spoodankle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17688768 I will never hate Nachos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:33:49 2017 No.17692113 >>17692026 Just sit there and stare at her with a confused slightly frustrated look because im cranky when im awoken suddenly. When I lay back down im bringing her down with me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:33:50 2017 No.17692114 >>17692098 I still do it though, just no more than twice a month. What if it's just all the girls I like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:34:27 2017 No.17692119 >>17692026 I quit my job and start living the Shog life immediately.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:34:54 2017 No.17692120 >>17692090 then just the giant toothbrush >Your sandworm waifu holding you up out of her body while you brush That's kinda cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:36:09 2017 No.17692129 >>17692113 We know Chowder. I hope your lilim doesn't rape you too hard with her flat chest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:38:19 2017 No.17692139 >>17692114 Yep you get a unicorn. Compared to the rest of us that do it 2+ daily, you’re a saint.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:38:33 2017 No.17692142 >>17692129 Who? My waifu is a Wendigo my dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:40:05 2017 No.17692148 >>17692110 What if a man just starts crying from a Nacho's insults?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:41:00 2017 No.17692150 >>17692026 Hug her back

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:41:11 2017 No.17692153 >>17692148 More insults until you let her turn you into tentaclefuckspider.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:41:25 2017 No.17692154 >>17692148 >laughing nachos.webm

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:45:47 2017 No.17692174 >>17692148 That nacho will be having the time of her life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:47:48 2017 No.17692182 >>17692026 How did she even get in? Oh well, I'd just live the dream and cuddle so much with her I'd turn incubus on cudding alone.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:48:03 2017 No.17692184

>>17692153
>>17692148
>Nacho making her husbando cry from venomous vitriol and tsun insults
>Gets turned into a sopping wet, ahegaoing mess when he turns back into a spider and injects her with so much venom she's hob-kneed for the rest of the week and climaxes from the smallest gust of wind

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:52:03 2017 No.17692206 >>17692153 >>17692154 >>17692174 Now what if her husband went along with her insults. Laughing at some, agreeing with others? How does she react?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:52:20 2017 No.17692209 Chaosfags deserve to be shot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:52:21 2017 No.17692210 >>17692148 Bite him so that his sadness becomes reckless lust towards her thanks to her venom, though she will probably regret it when her body is used as an onahole for hours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:52:21 2017 No.17692211 >>17692026 >Breast Smothered by a Titania while she assures me with a soothing calm voice. Meh, I am happy either way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:53:45 2017 No.17692217 >>17692211 Being smothered to death in a massive pair of tits would be one hell of a way to go. Especially if she'd violently fucking you at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:53:58 2017 No.17692219 >>17692206 Extremelly frustrated Nacho noises. If her husband looks at her smugly she poisons herself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:55:47 2017 No.17692228 >>17692209 Bollocks needs to get back to writing and stop pulling his winkie to chaos girls. Write now, please!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:55:54 2017 No.17692230 >>17692209 Nachofags*

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:56:33 2017 No.17692236 >>17692217 I don't you'd due during sex with an MGE girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:57:03 2017 No.17692239 >>17692026 I'd probably be too tired to even comprehend what she just said and fall back asleep

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:57:09 2017 No.17692240 >>17692209 >>17692230 Nachofags are the absolute worst.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 15:57:44 2017 No.17692242 >>17692236 A shame, because that's a way I wouldn't mind dying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:05:23 2017 No.17692279 File: 78 KB, 1024x576, 1505856145263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17692228 That's a funny way of saying Harblador.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:08:11 2017 No.17692290

>>17692219
>"Pfft...I have heard better insults in grade school"
>Nacho begins to stomp the ground frustrated she bites herself
>She finally decides to us her last resort.
>"Well anon, you have a small dick!"
>Anon is frozen in place for a second, his eyes filled with a thousand yard stare at the walls of the cave.
>Smiling like she has won she starts to creep towards anon.
>Suddenly anon looks her right in the eyes. "Its a perfect fit for that kiddie sized pussy of yours".
>Stopping dead in her tracks the Nacho falls to her knees defeated.
>Anon walks by her and says "Ok im hungry lets go out to eat? Ill make it up to you by letting you sit on my lap and not a booster seat".
>This being the final blow to the nacho who is now on the ground face down. She is unsure if she likes her husband like this or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:08:19 2017 No.17692291 File: 798 KB, 848x1200, shoggoth27.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does a shoggoth smell like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:09:21 2017 No.17692297 >>17692291 Boysenberry jelly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:09:58 2017 No.17692301 >>17692291 Bad, if Lovecraft is anything to go by, and he should be because he invented them. Your waifu smells bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:10:27 2017 No.17692304 >>17692291 Fruity

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:10:51 2017 No.17692305 >>17692290 All of that followed by the desperate Nacho getting her Flayer friend to fix her husband. She can't deal with him and his vanilla sex anymore, she doesn't even have the will to spin the web.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:11:42 2017 No.17692312 >>17692297 >>17692304 Do different parts of her have a different flavor? The blue, purple, or black and yellow bits.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:12:51 2017 No.17692318

>>17692023

>Fallout but with monster girls

might be cool.

>World ends and MGs appear from portals sometime after
>Initially distraught over seeing all the devastated human city ruins.
>But then they eventually learn of the existence of vaults
>You yourself are from one vault and were sent to get supplies
>You encounter a monster girl scouting party who take you back to the demon lord who in turn asks where your vault is

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:12:58 2017 No.17692319 >>17692312 Not all Shoggoths will be purple.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:15:19 2017 No.17692325 >>17692318 This reads like something from the wiki.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:15:24 2017 No.17692326 >>17692304 >shoggoth waifu drops little bits of her slime into your Scentsy >you like the fruity smell >she likes that you're breathing in her scent >"Honey, what's that fruity smell? I thought I put vanilla in earlier" >"SILLY Mastah!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:16:14 2017 No.17692330 >>17692325 You give us something then.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:16:24 2017 No.17692333

Guess if this is the new Gold Standard of story posting.

Lescatian Dinner Theatre!
https://pastebin.com/9tquTHyK
Tags: Rape
Synopsis: The aftermath of the taking of the port, an ambassador of the newly found town of Sabbat-By-The Sea entertains diplomats and discusses the future of their newly found port.

This is the "bridge" to the next part of the story. But first, I'll be writing a more contemporary piece set in the High School.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:17:02 2017 No.17692335 >>17692325 I never said I was good at writing

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:17:38 2017 No.17692338 >>17692319 Can i have a tropical shog then? Some lime green, some sky blue and some yellows?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:18:07 2017 No.17692340 >>17692291 Terrible. Now if it was a Kikimora, she'd smell like fresh pine and good dreams.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:18:41 2017 No.17692344 >>17692340 what do good dreams smell like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:19:47 2017 No.17692347 >>17692340 >implying she would smell like vodka and cosmoline

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:20:50 2017 No.17692351 >>17692340 Kikis are mediocre. Shogs are where it's at.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:22:06 2017 No.17692358 >>17692209 The only shooting that's going to be going on is blasting a load of semen inside a nacho's anus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:24:12 2017 No.17692368 >>17692209 It is a good pain

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:24:30 2017 No.17692370 >>17692291 Dr. Pepper. Don't ask me why.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:25:35 2017 No.17692374 >>17692370 Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:26:06 2017 No.17692378 >>17692291 simple green or other similar chemical cleaners

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:27:33 2017 No.17692385 >>17692333 >Gold Standard >he listened to the demands of one random anon on the thread Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:27:42 2017 No.17692386 >>17692378 Then again maybe that would be more of a Bubble Slime

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:27:56 2017 No.17692389 >>17692374 Well, I think it's because... >eyes roll back into head >Eldritch Gurgling Intensifies

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:28:13 2017 No.17692392

>>17692291
Cold. Like a winter frost in the air. Chilling, but non-threatening. If she smells like anything else, she's trying to draw you out because she knows you're out there.

I was gonna say 'like deep sea mold', but that's more for those chicks form Rhyleh or Innsmouth apparently.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:28:54 2017 No.17692393 >>17692378 This truly is the power of Pine-sol.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:31:44 2017 No.17692404 >>17692385 Not demands, advice. If people know more than nothing about the pastebin link in your post, they're more likely to check it out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:32:13 2017 No.17692407 What if A Fate type story where the protagonist needs to dick 7 monster girls representing the 7 classes into submission to win the Grail?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:32:34 2017 No.17692408 File: 3.72 MB, 1938x2532, Q8MkKjKmxZYcz7YxP2fstU4aCPdCoqy6VVTd2CO7bbFZvMEIcp9FF0iKkd-xifya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cute oni friends!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:34:24 2017 No.17692417 >>17692407 Dibs on Rider

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:35:11 2017 No.17692420 >>17692389 Autism.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:35:20 2017 No.17692421 >>17692407 dibs on Assassin

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:36:31 2017 No.17692425 >>17684583 I don't like writing it, but I felt like I had to for my story

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:37:31 2017 No.17692430 >>17692408 Would love to hang out and shoot the shit with these girls. It would be hard not to take quick glances at their abs and back. I hope they dont get angry when the catch me looking one day. Im only a man after all. I man who likes muscle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:38:24 2017 No.17692433 >>17692408 The artist changed their style a little bit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:39:13 2017 No.17692437 >>17692333 The monster girls in your setting are fucking assholes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:40:19 2017 No.17692445 >>17692407 I call Saber!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:41:43 2017 No.17692453 >>17692407 fine, i'll take Caster

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:42:41 2017 No.17692457
File: 1.48 MB, 1677x1613, 1506534454836.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

How fares your fear of the ocean or water anon?

Still losing out on all those under water cuties? Don't worry, you may lose access to Sea Bishop but hey you still have Unicorn!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:44:51 2017 No.17692468 >>17692407 Bahsahkah is mine.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:45:33 2017 No.17692471

>>17692437
They aren't all assholes. Just the select ones that follow Druella unquestionably. It is not everyone's cup of tea, sure, but I always seen them as monsters that turned into women. So you have these thoughts and behaviors that carried over when the current Demon Lord took over. Completely vicious when unhitched, but they mellow out and become loving beings when they finally find their mate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:45:49 2017 No.17692475 >>17692407 Dibs on Watcher.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:46:29 2017 No.17692477 >>17692468 Berserker would not be who you think it would be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:47:03 2017 No.17692479 >>17692457 That feel when I've had a Merrow following me around for close to years. How she made it so far inland is beyond me.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:47:15 2017 No.17692481

>>17692457
I aint afraid of shit in the water lol. "Watch out anon those sharks might bang you!". Yeah real scary lol. No I just want a leviathan waifu so I can have a place to chill while we go exploring underwater. Seriously if nothing is going to eat you why be scared? Id buy a water breathing potion and some pressure pills then head into the sea and just let myself sink and enjoy the view of all the mermaids and mersharks swimming about.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:47:57 2017 No.17692485

>>17692471
It's still the kind of setting where the Order are actually justified. I can't see these cruel bitches being the "good guys" at all.
I'm honestly surprised this behaviour doesn't incite rebellions amongst the captured men, especially when they're being cunts right to their faces.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:49:12 2017 No.17692491 >>17692437 They don't seem to be really assholes so much as... monstrous. They're certainly living up to their rapist reputation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:49:18 2017 No.17692492 >>17692457 I love the ocean, but I'd need those special water-adapted glasses you have there to appreciate being in it. Everything is a blur without those glasses, and I've never seen goggles that can fit them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:51:33 2017 No.17692503 >>17692477 Who is it?

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:52:32 2017 No.17692506

>>17692485
Captured men incubize, and they see it in a different light. The Order in this setting I've always seen as an interesting idea. An archaic order that always prevailed in the end against a force, but when their opponents evolve, they too must evolve. It's kind of a growing-pains thing. They are finding out they can't use a hammer to fill in a hole, and they're floundering and losing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:53:36 2017 No.17692512 >>17692491 They're cunts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:54:38 2017 No.17692515 >>17692506 >and they see it in a different light That's a weird way to say brainwashed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:54:42 2017 No.17692516 >>17692506 There must be some serious brain bleach in that process for them to think this is ok in any way. I'd be 200% mad even if I got a waifu out of this situation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:56:19 2017 No.17692527 >>17692516 Welcome to the rape-dating setting that is MGE.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:57:15 2017 No.17692531

>>17692506
Humans have always been meant to lose against monsters. Even heroes only won in the past because killing the Monster Lord caused the rest of the monsters to start killing each other.

Recall that monsters were created to be higher beings than humans, to cull human populations. Its monsters that want to elevate humans to be their equals, by transforming/converting them. The Chief God seems content to keep humans lower on the totem pole of creation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 16:59:40 2017 No.17692540 >>17692503 6 of the 7 are easy to guess. Berserker is a wildcard servant so it needs to be a wildcard. >Saber - Salamander >Lancer - Sahuagin >Rider - Dullahan >Archer - Elf >Caster - Dark Mage >Assassin - Kunoichi >Berserker - Nureonago

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:00:00 2017 No.17692543

>>17692437
To be fair, I don't think there is anything in the setting that states captured men are humiliated like in this story. Indeed MGE volume 2 says prisoners are treated well. Unmarried men of course do get seduced by their captors, but they aren't put on stage to be raped as far as I know.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:01:03 2017 No.17692547

>>17692515
Which is what I intend some people to see it as. It sets up some dialogue in the next chapter, which will deal with what happens when a human male spends an extended amount of time in a demon realm, and slowly becomes an incubus. Also a thing I've found to be underutilized.

>>17692516
It's not brain bleach as more as it is males literally turn into "monsters". They still have their human form, they have their thoughts and memories, but they evolve into something else. Some would say they turn into a better person, others think they get brain-bleached.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:03:14 2017 No.17692559

>>17692543
It's not so much a humiliation, more of a appeal to the amazoness and her culture of public fuckery. She's trying to entertain her guests by appealing to their homes. I thought about putting that in, but decided not to. Thank you for bringing this up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:07:07 2017 No.17692580 >>17692540 Phantoms would be cooler Assassins than Kunoichis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:08:21 2017 No.17692587 >>17692540 >"Doooh! You girls keep bothering husband! It makes me so... SO MAD! RRAAAAGH!" Attack of the berserker japanese housewife!

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:08:25 2017 No.17692588

>>17692531
Sorry, missed it for a second.

This is true. I am in agreement with you. I just like how a wrench was thrown into this plan by the current DE, and now it's the order and Chief God that have to figure out what to do. I'm simply writing how I feel it would be played out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:09:43 2017 No.17692595 >>17692559 Figured it might be amazoness-inspired, but even then for them it is a inspirational ceremony, even a wedding practice, not entertainment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:10:47 2017 No.17692600 File: 122 KB, 494x500, Nureonago.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17692587 The cutest berserker

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:13:51 2017 No.17692617 >>17692587 >Petite Nureonago flailing her arms with a pouty face at some Jinko wanderer who simply stopped to innocently ask for directions Its too cute a thought.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:14:15 2017 No.17692619 >>17692600 I forget what Nureonago even do,

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:14:53 2017 No.17692622 >>17692619 They live a quiet, loving life with you at home as an obedient housewife. They're perfect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:15:16 2017 No.17692625 >>17692587 Mad Enhancement EX is stronk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:16:35 2017 No.17692635 >>17692619 They wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:17:19 2017 No.17692639 >>17692619 They slime wife.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:18:40 2017 No.17692645

>>17692595
The beelzebub is one monster that is greedy and gluttonous. Excess is what she lives for. Sure, she could have just one rape going on, but why not two? Or three? I tried to capture this characteristic of having too much and wanting more.

She's a high ranking monster in this newly conquered town but she wants more. She wants her own that was promised to her. Not only does she want that, but she wants to have all forms of entertainment. If she co-opts it from humans, so be it. But she will twist it to her own wishes and desires.

The part I cut was about how she planned it out to appeal to the amazoness, as they were strong warriors and the executrix would need to have allies and places to trade with. The plan was to show they had the same ideals, but with a different flavor.

The priestess simply wanted space to have her own sect of the town for her own religions depravity.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:19:12 2017 No.17692650

>>17692617
>Knock at the door
>"Pardon me, kind sir. The hour grows late and I am near my destination, but do not know the rest of the way. Could you point me in the direction of the Shimieasan inn?"
>Bring up her map and point out how to navigate through town, gesticulating the directions to the vagabond Jinko
>Meanwhile your Nure wife keeps floating up beside the jinko with disapproving 'jiiiiiiiiiiiii~', folding her arms and eyes darting back and forth between you and her
>When the Jinko finally figures out the way she bows very respectfully and starts to head on her way
>All while your wife is totally wrapped around you possessively, not saying a word but making it painfullly obvious that you're hers and hers alone
>Close the door with a smile and pat your wife's head, asking for some tea and to sit on the balcony with you, which instantly cheers her up as she whisks off with a bounce in her slide to do her duty
Cute wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:20:19 2017 No.17692659 >>17692625 Nightingale, man. >"You're sick, and I will FUCKING KILL YOU to get you to hold still so I can treat you if you don't cooperate."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:20:50 2017 No.17692661 >>17692639 Further, the book profile mentions they can control themselves regarding releasing their moisture into the environment. So despite being slimes they can maintain a tidy, dry home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:21:17 2017 No.17692664 File: 400 KB, 567x1000, 92de00486ea4787d6d693f4c0421717d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] F

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:21:22 2017 No.17692666 >>17692659 The cutest doctor. Would make a fantastic valkryie

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:22:06 2017 No.17692673 >>17692664 ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:22:10 2017 No.17692674 File: 769 KB, 1600x1600, 57f6701956f6cd69028eb7d3495f4020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17692661 Neat.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:23:12 2017 No.17692682
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>>17692228
Why would you care enough to name drop me. You know what, it doesn't matter. Have a fun idea of what Nurarihyon's tattoos getting put on would probably be like, with a dulled sense of pain and more magic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:23:13 2017 No.17692683 >>17692622 Yup. And they love seeing you smile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:23:51 2017 No.17692685 >>17692664 RIP Kemono Friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:24:03 2017 No.17692687 >>17692664 No matter what happens and how they die, I'll always love grey wolf and silver fox. Best friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:24:06 2017 No.17692688 >>17692673 It's dead Jim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:24:54 2017 No.17692692 >>17692688 What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:26:44 2017 No.17692702 >>17692692 They fired the director who also wrote most the script and made the 3d models, most the original team went with him and they got caught out making bullshit excuses. Elevens are pissed beyond belief and calling for blood.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:28:00 2017 No.17692712

>>17692650
>>17692683
My Nureonago would know how much I appreciate peace and quiet and how much it would make me smile just to hear a quiet rain day after day.
Maybe she would get up early to go to the Ryu shrine to ask for rain and make offerings, then trudge back before I wake up so she can enjoy the day with me silently and comfortably.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:29:03 2017 No.17692718 >>17692702 The Age of Tanoshii is over. The Time of Sabishii has come.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:29:50 2017 No.17692722 >>17692712 Oh, whatever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:30:14 2017 No.17692727 >>17692702 But it was a shit show and only good for the art. Literally nothing happened in it, why did so many people care?

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:31:12 2017 No.17692738

>>17692692
>Hand over a dead franchise to a director and a studio
>Tell them they can do whatever they want with it because it's worthless
>They turn it into such a popular smash hit that Japanese TV stations take Abe off the air during a press conference an hour after a North Korean missile flew over Japan in order to air reruns of this show
>Kadokawa fires the director and shreds the animation studio's contract and bans them all from ever working on a Kemono Friends related project ever again
>All the related staff resign
>Remove several of the voice actresses from the second season as they're with a talent agency tied to the animation studio, but continue to have them do live events because they're so popular
>Put out a statement saying that this all happened because the director and animation studio didn't clear episode 12.1 with Kadokawa despite Kadokawa explicitly giving creative control to them

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:33:20 2017 No.17692752 >>17692712 it would be nice to sit with her on a rainy days and just let your mind wander for awhile

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:33:25 2017 No.17692753 >>17692702 You forgot the part where they made the VAs (who had nothing to do with the decision) make a public apology on their behalf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:33:36 2017 No.17692757 File: 241 KB, 600x480, owl-chan.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17692664 Hoo cares?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:34:38 2017 No.17692764 >>17692753 Please understand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:36:34 2017 No.17692772 >>17692757 Owlbears fucking when, KC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:37:16 2017 No.17692776 >>17692664 I didn't like the show or understand what the hype was even for in the first place, so meh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:42:35 2017 No.17692792 File: 2.89 MB, 2591x3624, 64033009_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:44:09 2017 No.17692795 >>17692547 And this is why I always immediately close pastebin when I see your name. It's great to see content and all, but you really seem determined push the grimdark shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:47:31 2017 No.17692809 >>17692795 >grimdark Oh come on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:48:12 2017 No.17692813 >>17692795 To each, their own. Thank you for at least opening it to see who it was.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:48:15 2017 No.17692815

>>17692795
>push the grimdark shit
And not even the interesting kind. At least stories like Losenis' and that recent one balanced out grim parts. They had a balance, but at least they stayed true to MGE. Klauss is basically MGC meets the reverse of that one HFY faggot that KC had to silence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:49:59 2017 No.17692827 >>17692795 >grimdark Fella you aint using that word correctly

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:50:30 2017 No.17692831 >>17692815 It's not everyone's cup of tea, and I accept that. But I know that there are some that enjoy it, and I write for them. Thank you for your critique.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:52:19 2017 No.17692841 >>17692831 I understand. I don't want you to stop writing for them, but I do think you've gone too far several times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:53:47 2017 No.17692848 >>17692841 Do you care to elaborate? I felt like I too have pushed it sometimes, esp. with Lamb. But besides that, what other stories do you feel I have pushed it.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:54:10 2017 No.17692852

>>17692813
Let me say that while I do think the "public humilation" aspect was off, I don't think its an awful story. Its written well enough, but you make the men out to just be props for random monsters to bang rather than the precious beings they are supposed to be to monsters. With some alterations it could fit into the setting.

About making a story regarding a man becoming an incubus, here's an idea based on some info from MGE volume 2.

>Volunteers and recruits in the Overlord's army include human warriors who have become monsters or incubi and still wish to follow their calling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:54:24 2017 No.17692856 >>17692795 I'll have to agree with this, like >>17692815 says, Losenis hits a better balance. Most things by Klaus have the delicate touch of a sledgehammer, I tried giving him a chance but there's only so much I can take personally.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 17:59:45 2017 No.17692893

>>17692852
Truthfully, I wrote that part to just set up the next part. Did I put them up as props? Sure. I felt like if I delved too much into each individual, it would take too much from the point: to set up the villain in the next installment, to say the hero in fact did not die, and that the port is now completely unfriendly to the Squire and Sebille.

>>17692856
Losenis is a fine author. He can crank out stories faster than I ever could, and I wish I could do that. But I enjoy my monsters monstrous. The romance of my story has just bloomed, and will be explored further. This is a story of an Order initiate breaking the conditioning, and finding out not all monsters are bad. Sebille has a much larger part to play. Again, thank you for atleast giving me a chance.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:00:53 2017 No.17692898

I think Klaus' problem is he really looks up to Peter and tries to emulate his style, but because he's using the traditional MGE setting there's no opposition to help fuck up the really cruel monsters, allowing them to get away scott-free with some really appalling shit.
It doesn't make them look like heroes or liberators, but a new kind of shitty oppressive regime from the last one, only they brainwash you to like it while mocking their victims like cartoonishly evil villains.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:01:15 2017 No.17692901

>>17692848
Honestly, most of them. I think I've read two and skimmed a few others. The thing I remember about all of them is essentially >>17692852 and >>17692856.

You write men as essentially worthless being to whom it's completely acceptable to rape, break and subjugate. MGs are never a good end, and your extremists are far and above those of the setting.

I'm sure some of us come here for a quick corruption/bad end fapfic, but at least for me I know you've more or less abandoned the things I enjoy in KC's setting.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:02:16 2017 No.17692905
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>have 5 p'orc wives
>make-out with one
>one gives you head
>one gives you a rimjob
>the other two 69 each other while they wait for their turn on you
Name one thing wrong with this scenario. Pro-tip: You can't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:02:34 2017 No.17692908 >>17692898 Honestly his setting would be really interesting if the humans were equally strong and cruel. He's just looking for punching bags, just like that military (or whatever the hell he was) fuckwit liked to kill and enslave MGs.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:05:30 2017 No.17692917

>>17692901
I will take this into account for future stories, thank you.

>>17692898
This is fair, he was the first I actually read, and I'm too close to give a non-biased opinion. Besides peter, YBA was also one of the firsts, and that one guy who did that really weird undead kingdom zombie propoganda story. I forget his name. The idea of being hunted and running and eventually being caught and then find out they're a loving caring monster is one that I loved.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:05:37 2017 No.17692918

>>17692893
>Losenis is a fine author. He can crank out stories faster than I ever could, and I wish I could do that. But I enjoy my monsters monstrous. The romance of my story has just bloomed, and will be explored further. This is a story of an Order initiate breaking the conditioning, and finding out not all monsters are bad. Sebille has a much larger part to play. Again, thank you for atleast giving me a chance.
Aw man when you put it like that I feel bad for being such a downer.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:06:17 2017 No.17692920

Man, I'd love to see how anons would take shit like Deitrich Adventures if it were posted today.
>protag butchers male opponents brutally
>the monstergirls working with the opponents give no fucks and get turned on by how strong the dudes who killed her friends are, not even caring about their dead companions at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:06:32 2017 No.17692922 >>17692905 The rimjob part.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:07:53 2017 No.17692932 >>17692918 I guess you could say he was doffing his hat to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:08:20 2017 No.17692934 >>17692918 It's fine, I'm trying to grow as an author, and I'm bound to have people who just go >klaus and not read my stuff. In the words of Bachmann Turner Overdrive, I'm just trying to stretch what talent I have to the max.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:09:14 2017 No.17692944

>>17692918
>being such a downer
He's not a bad fellow. He's not trying to start shit. There's nothing wrong with criticizing as long as it doesn't get personal and stays constructive.

I don't want him to leave or stop, but I'd like to see things toned down. If he chooses not to, I'll just move on. No need for anyone to be autistic about this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:10:20 2017 No.17692948 File: 21 KB, 180x204, 1429235871543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17692934 >People just go Klaus and not read my stuff But you're not shit like BobAnon, Faggocks, Nega, and Knuckles

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:15:31 2017 No.17692974 >>17692948 Fuck you, Knuckles is the Tommy Wiseau of writefags. It's so bad it's good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:16:03 2017 No.17692976 >the thread would enjoy more healing and less smut stories. Thats its im getting back to work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:17:36 2017 No.17692982 >>17692974 I still stand by the other three. I don't give a shit if some random ass anon wanted Faggy to write when the shit whistler gets off on being verbally abused.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:18:35 2017 No.17692988 >>17692976 The thread isn't complaining about the smut, more that the story was too edgy and grim. It's almost the anti-Grigori.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:20:03 2017 No.17692991 >>17692976 Smut is great, but not a requirement. I enjoy a cute SoL as much as much as I do smut, it jest depends on my mood that day. Write what you enjoy/want to and someone here will read it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:24:29 2017 No.17693015 >>17692922 >implying there's anything wrong with getting a rimjob

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:28:16 2017 No.17693027 >>17692934 It's actually quite refreshing to have a convo where no one wants the author to quit and the author is taking things well. Just do what you have to do dude, you'll get there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:30:15 2017 No.17693037 >>17693027 Yeah, either the thread is a dick to authors the disagree with or you get people giving constructive criticism and then authors like Alp (old Alp at least) and Historianon go on huge tangents and get pissy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:33:20 2017 No.17693043 >>17693037 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvI7JApwt_E >Constructive criticism in this thread of all places If only it happened more often.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:36:56 2017 No.17693058 >>17693037 >Historianon I'm still sad that he had such a huge ego, I loved his stories.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:37:23 2017 No.17693060 >>17692905 The fact that you are engaging in such activities in the first place. Have you no decorum? Have you forgotten your purpose?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:39:32 2017 No.17693068 >>17692905 This: >>17692922 Also, they're not slimes. Slime Queen can do far more than those bacony brats ever could.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:39:57 2017 No.17693069 >>17692905 It's only a rim job instead of something a bit more... fulfilling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:44:53 2017 No.17693077 I want to be smothered and eventually raped by various different centaur delinquents.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:46:43 2017 No.17693084 File: 843 KB, 955x1351, IMG_20170928_004117.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Actual snek waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:47:32 2017 No.17693089 >>17693058 If he just sucked it up and admitted he could have improved stuff or even took the advice he fucking asked for in the first place instead of suddenly getting mad over it for hours on end then he'd be fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:47:34 2017 No.17693090 >>17693084 That's pretty spoopy, m8.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:50:00 2017 No.17693100

Criticising a story for being dark or having asshole characters is missing the point somewhat. The actual point of interest is if it feels like the story/internal universe doesn't "acknowledge" out of the ordinary logic happening.
I guess the Grigori stories are an extreme example of that, based on what I've heard of him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:56:37 2017 No.17693120 >>17692333 It could have been far worse in how mean the monsters were, so I'm not sure why people are complaining. It's established that many monsters don't see much wrong with rape and corruption.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:57:29 2017 No.17693121

>>17693100
I mean, the base setting isn't logical at all?
Why are lilims so powerful? Okay, it makes sense that the DL is powerful after all the fucking, but her virgin (or relatively young and married) daughters are near demigods? Why is sex-generated magical power passed down from mother to daughter? In any other magic system, they would be as powerful as their mother before she started fucking the hero.

Why are MGs so powerful and unstoppable, but were defeated countless times by humans? Dragonslayers can kill a literal dragon, but not a waifu (in combat, never mind willingness)?

Allowances have to be made for illogical aspects of the setting so a story can function.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:59:41 2017 No.17693132

>>17693121
>Why is sex-generated magical power passed down from mother to daughter?
This is a really good question actually. We take it for granted, but that actually doesn't make sense if you think about it. They should be born as powerful as a regular succubus.
I'll chalk it up to be KC hand-waving it because the setting needs an unstoppable force to achieve the peace.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:59:49 2017 No.17693134 >>17693084 Woah thats pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:06:44 2017 No.17693151 >>17693084 I have an inkling that this artist is a vorefag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:10:07 2017 No.17693162 File: 277 KB, 434x600, Dragon35a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stupid, sweaty,smelly dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:11:46 2017 No.17693172 File: 1.54 MB, 1033x1400, Sookmo (1.5) [F].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17693162 Sweaty wife is wonderful. Shame summer is over and have to wait a whole year for it to be in season again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:11:54 2017 No.17693173 File: 441 KB, 687x865, 41685577_p4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17693151 Just an abominationfag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:12:59 2017 No.17693178 File: 161 KB, 563x837, BIG BIRTHING HIPS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17693162 M E R E

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:15:25 2017 No.17693183 >>17693178 Reminder that all her friends are dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:16:43 2017 No.17693187 File: 480 KB, 753x1300, stolen scarf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17689978 White Horn-san stole a muffler

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:16:48 2017 No.17693188 >>17693173 Is she giving me her heart? Put that where it belongs!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:23:11 2017 No.17693207 >>17692898 >looks up to Peter I maintain that I'm not that good

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:27:13 2017 No.17693219 >>17693188 But she wants you to have it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:38:01 2017 No.17693257 File: 367 KB, 1240x1754, Dragondress.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17693162 No, that would be ryu. Vanilla is smooth, clean and so beautiful, she is worth way more than her hoard. I want to marry a dragon and raise a family with her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:38:36 2017 No.17693258 File: 1.21 MB, 1869x1105, 1506135366433.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is anon a slut for tentacles?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:39:30 2017 No.17693262 >>17693173 Abominationfags and Chaosfags get the fire. Especially Faggocks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:40:24 2017 No.17693268 >>17693258 You have no fucking idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:40:55 2017 No.17693269 >>17693258 I like latenight's art, especially the non-monster girl related stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:43:24 2017 No.17693279 >>17693258 Nay.

Frosticle Wed Sep 27 19:43:26 2017 No.17693280
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I wrote a story about a Wendigo. I've always liked the original myth and enjoyed what KC did with her profile, so I felt compelled to write something short about her. It's not overly in-depth or complex, but I enjoy writing the simpler side of things when it comes to monster girls. Also trying out the layout others are using, it seems like a good idea to me.

Gathering Storm
https://pastebin.com/AvHYJ9kK
Tags: Wendigo, Smut, Loli
Synopsis: Lost in a sudden blizzard while venturing through the mountains, a traveler finds himself being followed by what he believes to be a terrifying beast, but it turns out to be something far more innocent.

Of course let me know what you thought of it, or if you have an advice or criticisms to share!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:43:35 2017 No.17693282 >>17693258 The idea of a cluelessly klepto tritonia is cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:43:46 2017 No.17693283 File: 1006 KB, 1050x825, 42937048_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17693258 Do mofu tentacles count?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:44:43 2017 No.17693289 >>17693258 Very much so. Just need to find her in fresh water.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:47:19 2017 No.17693296 >>17693280 >Smut, Loli Hooo

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:50:15 2017 No.17693309 File: 166 KB, 670x945, Scylla_extra_art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We have been blessed with lots of good content recently. This is nice.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:54:55 2017 No.17693322

>>17693309
Yeah, and I'm also glad the tag thing is catching on. Not only is there content for all tastes, now I know I which ones aren't going to appeal to me. No more getting halfway through and realizing it's loli or something else I don't care for.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:55:19 2017 No.17693324 File: 62 KB, 675x675, 444e11ca91a8b0f0d0f6392b22495f3b--doll-bloodborne-the-artist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you play with Dolls that are taller than you

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:55:22 2017 No.17693325 >>17693309 I don't care; I want to be held like this, with or without lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 19:57:52 2017 No.17693333 >>17693325 Her arms over your shoulders, with no way to pull away from her kisses and love? Absolutely fine taste

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 20:12:02 2017 No.17693372

>>17693060
>Have you no decorum?
All decency gets thrown out the window when you become the master of a group of p'orcs.

>>17693069
>It's only a rim job instead of something a bit more... fulfilling
And what would be more fulfilling? You're not insisting on anything being shoved up the pooper, are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 20:13:04 2017 No.17693374 >>17693084 This pleases the vorefags. I like it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 20:15:08 2017 No.17693381 >>17693069 Anon, no!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 20:25:48 2017 No.17693415 So if that shitty anime about girls wearing animal costumes is being erased from history what's going to happen to that cardboard cutout that penguin liked to look at?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 20:26:26 2017 No.17693417 >>17693324 >taller than you SO, maybe I like being the little spoon sometimes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 20:40:54 2017 No.17693479 Can't guarantee anything but what kind of stories would people want more of since people said they had liked some of the stuff I'd done before.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:00:46 2017 No.17693565

>>17693121

Some answers to your questions:

>Why are lilims so powerful? Okay, it makes sense that the DL is powerful after all the fucking, but her virgin (or relatively young and married) daughters are near demigods? Why is sex-generated magical power passed down from mother to daughter? In any other magic system, they would be as powerful as their mother before she started fucking the hero.

Except that is basically what they are. Remember their mother was already THE most powerful monster in the world when she became the Monster Lord. This was before fucking her husband for centuries. Her husband likewise was the most powerful human in the world.

And actually when it comes to great feats of power worthy of being called god-like or like a demi-god we have only heard mention of the first few eldest lilim. Keep in mind said lilim are not young. They are at minimum centuries old, and possibly close to a thousand years old (their mother has reigned for about a thousand years in-setting).

We have every reason to think the younger lilim are not nearly so powerful. Indeed their profile refers to how they have to increase in strength if they are to maintain the world their mother has made.

So its simply an example of the well established rule in the setting that powerful parents have powerful children (its why echidnas and lizardmen seek out powerful men).

>Why are MGs so powerful and unstoppable, but were defeated countless times by humans? Dragonslayers can kill a literal dragon, but not a waifu (in combat, never mind willingness)?

Except they weren't defeated countless times by humans. In past times monsters were only culled when a chosen hero slew the current Monster Lord. But the reduction in numbers of monsters did not come from humans defeating them, but from monsters killing each other to decide who would become the next Monster Lord.

At any time, humans capable of slaying dragons would be very few in number indeed. Even in the current age dragons often die of old age, beating back or killing every human who attempts to slay them.

Its a set rule of the setting ingrained by the gods that monsters are superior to humans. Humans that are stronger than monsters thus have always been the great exception rather than the norm.

That said, humans do have great potential for power, and if anything the change to monster girls has enabled more of them to realize that power. Many monsters now train or support humans to make them into ideal mates, plus now humans can fight with monsters and develop their abilities without worrying about being inevitably killed if they lose.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:02:48 2017 No.17693575

>>17693565
>Except that is basically what they are. Remember their mother was already THE most powerful monster in the world when she became the Monster Lord. This was before fucking her husband for centuries. Her husband likewise was the most powerful human in the world.
Demon Lord x Husband origin story anime when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:03:20 2017 No.17693577 >>17693415 Kadokawa promised that Grape-kun will be able to stay with his waifu forever. But knowing Kadokawa, that means they're going to sneak into the zoo one night and kill him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:08:00 2017 No.17693601 >>17693577 If they're going to kill a grape they should kill the human one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:09:02 2017 No.17693606 File: 750 KB, 800x600, 62172818_p25.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17693577 Is FromSoft safe from Kadokawa's corporate fuckery?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:10:29 2017 No.17693613 >>17693606 No, get ready for any slim chance of a new Armored Core sequel to be completely crushed.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:13:27 2017 No.17693624
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>>17693309
From the kraken's book profile, this should apply to scylla as well:

>The binding of her soft, slick tentacles is like a gentle, full-body embrace. Furthermore, the kraken can manipulate her suckers at will, like biting mouths. She shows her love by sporadically nibbling his body with these squishy suckers, arousing him as if she were kissing him all over. While thus bathing him in a rain of tentacular kisses, she applies her hungry vagina. Tender as her tentacles, but firm in its grip when it takes hold, it grasps his member and manipulates it slickly. Ultimately, the man's vision and his body and soul are engulfed by her figure and the pleasure it brings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:13:35 2017 No.17693625 File: 163 KB, 570x855, 1505687896475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17693606 >Amygdala as a friend

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:14:22 2017 No.17693630

>>17693575
>He deeply loves his wife, but he has a strong sense of justice, and a stubborn side to him. It is said that the minions get spooked from seeing how he fights with his wife. The world is in danger from a married couple's fight.

There should be art or stories of this

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:16:23 2017 No.17693640 >>17693624 If I wasn't so afraid of drowning I'd run to her... Feels bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:17:00 2017 No.17693644 >>17693640 If you get on a big boat she'll run into you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:19:02 2017 No.17693650 File: 2.03 MB, 1740x2500, ENG003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17693640 You could go after that weird one who is staying in a cave for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:20:00 2017 No.17693656 >>17693644 There's an idea...a guy who rents his boat out to help people find their aquatic waifus.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:23:43 2017 No.17693667
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>>17692815
>>17692856
>>17692893
>At least stories like Losenis' and that recent one balanced out grim parts.
>Losenis hits a better balance
>Losenis is a fine author. He can crank out stories faster than I ever could, and I wish I could do that.
Nice words make my heart go doki doki

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:29:53 2017 No.17693703 >>17693667 Big soft comfy cat for cuddlying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:30:01 2017 No.17693706 I want to do things to my maid's butt while she tries to focus on cleaning.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:30:56 2017 No.17693710

>>17693656

So playing matchmaker? There's an idea.

>Guy gets married to an aquatic MG
>Gets a couple of boats to rent and gives a unique paint job so it stands out from a normal boat. although it's just a slightly bigger wooden fishing boat
>His waifu goes to tell the other aquatic MGs whats going on.
>When someone interested comes along they rent out a boat and drift to a specific spot in the ocean
>Once there several MGs will pop up from the ocean and then they'll have to make a choice. And of course Sea Bishops show up to make it official
>Once it's all said and done the waifu will swim out and bring back the boat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:35:26 2017 No.17693731 >>17693322 >tagfags have shit taste Who could've guessed

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:35:45 2017 No.17693733 >>17693710 He'd marry a Sea Bishop. It'd be their life's work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:37:23 2017 No.17693743 The fact that there isn't a chubjub perched on my cock, her wings wrapped around me, sloppily kissing and licking my face all over is absolutely criminal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:38:03 2017 No.17693746 >>17693280 I like the mental image of a stationary coat in the midst of tempest winds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:55:28 2017 No.17693803 >>17693733 That would make sense. I also imagine that she'd be one of the few Sea Bishops to worship Eros more than Poseidon, and that she'd set up the only underwater temple to Eros.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:59:13 2017 No.17693814 >>17693803 I'm no writefag, but this premise has a lot of promise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:59:40 2017 No.17693816 I wonder how many girls in the monster militia talk about 'getting it on' with Commander Anon.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:59:41 2017 No.17693817
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>>17693630
The hatesex must be incredible.

>>17693803
>Is a monster not entitled to the love of a man?
>No, says the Chief God, it belongs to the humans
>No, says Poseidon, it belongs to the sea
>No, says Derulla, it belongs to everyone
>I rejected these answers
>Instead I chose something different
>I chose the impossible
>I chose...
>EROS

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 22:04:27 2017 No.17693831 >>17693803 And in time Eros would recognize the pairs efforts and it would go from a simple boating house to an official, sanctioned church with the man appropriately becoming a priest

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 22:21:04 2017 No.17693891 File: 3.33 MB, 2273x2906, 1504723876152.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17693606 >>17693625 >tfw playing a porn game based on Bloodborne around when these posts were made +40 Insight

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 22:24:09 2017 No.17693897 Do you think mgs are afraid of their weaknesses? >werewolves are afraid of silver >alps hate lemons, lemonade, bright lights. >demons detest anything holy >zombies are scared of fire like in those black and white movies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 22:27:42 2017 No.17693913 >>17693897 I hear clown girls hate tangelos.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 22:28:02 2017 No.17693914

>>17693897
I don't know about afraid, if Vampires are any indication:
>They possess extremely high fighting abilities, but they also have a ton of weaknesses. Under the sun's rays, their physical abilities are weakened to the degree of an ordinary human girl, and just from touching fresh water, a powerful numbing pleasure will course through their body. Additionally, they are weak to garlic, and just smelling it will diminish their reasoning abilities, and render them unable to think straight. Were one to put it in their mouth, their rationality would completely disappear, and they'd end up going wild and seeking pleasure just like the original variety of succubus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 22:31:00 2017 No.17693918 >>17693914 New info says sun does not affect them in Undead Kingdoms, and I doubt they leave them often, if not at all. Garlic shouldn't really count as a weakness, it makes them even more dangerous since they go rape mode.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 22:35:07 2017 No.17693930 File: 195 KB, 1407x820, DID SOMEONE SAY EROS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17693831 ...how long have you been waiting there

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 22:40:00 2017 No.17693943 >>17693930 Why do Cupids have to be so adorable?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 22:41:34 2017 No.17693945 >>17693930 ...I keep a tree trunk above the chest and shoulders instead of a helmet or whatever it is

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 22:43:31 2017 No.17693954 File: 547 KB, 1281x846, IjzILip.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17693930 Hah! Eros Paladin is always a treat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 22:44:38 2017 No.17693959 File: 573 KB, 2000x1672, 65091880_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Summer Horns at the beach!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 22:46:07 2017 No.17693967 >>17693959 The hat is too good to go away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 22:54:24 2017 No.17693993 >>17693280 The smut was a bit abrupt, there wasn't much buildup or foreplay before the jamming it in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 22:55:49 2017 No.17693998 >>17693959 That doe pussy needs a shave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 22:56:20 2017 No.17694001 >>17693998 No it doesn't.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 22:58:08 2017 No.17694006

>>17693993
That's the point, the Wendigo profile states that:
>"Some men lose their minds the moment they behold her face and body. They will howl like a beast while mounting the wendigo, shove their steaming hot swollen penis inside, and begin to violate her; or so it is said. Then it seems these men carry the limp, senseless bodies of their lovers back to the wendigo villages deep in the mountains and disappear."
The smut being abrupt and out of nowhere is deliberate, I built it off what the profile says.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 22:58:16 2017 No.17694007 What exactly does a Wendigo sound like? Is “awawawa” accurate?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 22:59:24 2017 No.17694012 >>17694007 I'm not sure, I've never met one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 22:59:32 2017 No.17694013 >>17694006 I had forgotten all about that part, that makes sense then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:00:08 2017 No.17694018 >>17693959 What does wet deer smell like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:02:06 2017 No.17694031 >>17694013 No problem at all, I'm hard pressed to remember every single detail of the profiles as well thanks to how many girls there are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:04:02 2017 No.17694035 >>17694001 Hot body on a hot day isnt okay for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:05:45 2017 No.17694039 >>17694007 Unearthly chaos noises, then cute squeaks when she's happy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:07:31 2017 No.17694046 >>17694035 Since White Horns get hornier the hotter their body temperature is, it's okay for me

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:12:51 2017 No.17694062 I WANT DISASTER I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP IT FILLS MY VISION I CAN HARDLY SPEAK I'M JUST A KNUCKLE-DRAGGER WITH A KNUCKLE-DRAGGER GRIN YOU TOOK MY MIND AND LEFT A HOLLOW TWIN

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:15:46 2017 No.17694076 >>17693918 Actually unless you're thinking of another line what it actually says is that undead can no longer be killed by sunlight. It still can effect them in various ways.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:31:03 2017 No.17694118 File: 265 KB, 519x900, 1454727497281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want an imp-sidekick who makes sassy remarks when we try to rule the world!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:32:39 2017 No.17694122 >>17694062 Did a shoggoth finally meld with your mind?

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:34:41 2017 No.17694128
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>>17693954
If only I could be so gloriously incandescent as Eros Paladin for my waifu
>become a paladin initiate for Eros
>you get put on a strict regiment of sensitivity exercises and getting HEUG
>one day you finally become the golden Adonis that is a paladin of Eros and are rewarded with your own wife
>you see a houri descend from the roof of the church, mumbling giddily about finally getting to meet her new hubby
>when she sees you, she goes silent, your chiseled body ticking so many boxes for her that she swoons from arousal
>using you're paladin speed, you catch her and princess carry her to your quarters so she can relax
>being held so delicately by your twenty inch pythons is giving her a nosebleed and she can't keep her hands off your pecs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:36:47 2017 No.17694140 What would a Poseidon Paladin be like in comparison to a Eros one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:37:36 2017 No.17694142 >>17694140 Gets all the ladies wet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:38:04 2017 No.17694146 >>17694140 >WE WILL RECLAIM ATLANTIS

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:38:15 2017 No.17694147 >>17694140 He'd be an Eros Paladin with a snorkel and a trident.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:38:39 2017 No.17694151 >>17694140 Probably taller than normal and athletic instead of hugely buff. They are also suave as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:43:58 2017 No.17694168 >>17694147 Wouldn't being paladin of Poseidon get you the boon of water breathing? Or is the snorkel for show?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:50:32 2017 No.17694189 File: 3.50 MB, 3000x1649, please report results.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17692291 >>17692340

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:52:54 2017 No.17694197 [SPOILER]

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>>17694168
Well if it were just a trident, people would mistake him for a Paladin of Eros with a pitchfork. The snorkel makes it clear.

>>17694189
After long sniffs, I've come to the conclusion that they both smell like love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:53:05 2017 No.17694198 >>17694118 That Imp is for ass gropes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:53:35 2017 No.17694199 Writing a story about a monster DnD group. I need ONE (1) monster you'd like to see play in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:54:31 2017 No.17694204 >>17694199 Mimic GMing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:55:39 2017 No.17694207 >>17694189 >Try to smell kiki >Wonderful smell of nice cleaning products. >Try to smell shogg >Goop gets in your nose and she proceeds to become one with your lungs. Gee, I wonder which one is better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:56:51 2017 No.17694211 >>17694207 Gee, Frank, why do you have TWO maids?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:57:39 2017 No.17694212 >>17694207 >Goop gets in your nose and she proceeds to become one with your lungs. Sounds like she's one step closer now

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:58:00 2017 No.17694213 >>17694189 Kiki: >shifts the placement of my hands so one fondles her breast while the other reaches for her lower lips Shog: >limbs and head rotate around to turn a rear hug into a leg-locking embrace, moisture dripping from every orifice.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 23:58:41 2017 No.17694216
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>>17694189
I want to attend the 2017 Monster Girl City Maid Competition, where Monster Maids from around the globe gather to compete in events like Cooking, Cleaning, Protection and 'Serving Mastah'.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 00:00:02 2017 No.17694220 >>17694213 Now all I can imagine is the T-X doing that to the T-850 from Terminator 3.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 00:03:20 2017 No.17694229 File: 2.67 MB, 2689x2353, haha I like that spirit of yours young one!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17694216 The Paladin of Maiding is glad to see your interest.

Anonymous Thu Sep 28 00:26:12 2017 No.17694286

>>17694216
>kikis always take gold in the 'Serving Mastah' portion because, where as other monster maids simply rape their master or ask him if he wants sum fug, kikis always wait for their masters to initiate and then become completely submissive during, allowing him to use their body as his own personal toy like a proper maid should

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 00:56:42 2017 No.17694354 >>17693280 I quite liked this, just the right amount of spooky and endearing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 01:14:42 2017 No.17694408 File: 2.13 MB, 2865x4239, 65169528_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 01:15:51 2017 No.17694412 File: 116 KB, 849x1200, gazer friend-san sm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quick wife commission finished just now

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 01:20:27 2017 No.17694421 >>17693037 Alp and Historianon were the same person. One appeared when the other disappeared, wrote equally shitty stories and then whined about not having their dicks sucked, and both wrote about some Dragon bitch with a name that ends with an a.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 01:21:55 2017 No.17694426 >>17692026 >Imagine you woke up one morning Suspension of disbelief broken instantly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 01:23:49 2017 No.17694433 Commissioned art of Ochi showing off her new muscled body and flexing it for her muscleslut husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 01:26:12 2017 No.17694445 >>17694408 Thick Fox Thighs

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 01:36:58 2017 No.17694474 >>17692908 His name is father grigori (or alpha 2 charlie) He practically been banned everywhere apart from the TFT discord, and the modes of TFT don't let him post his work on their site

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 01:38:47 2017 No.17694478 >>17694474 They shouldn't let him have the privilege of being there at all. Their hell-hole is still too good for that autist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 02:25:39 2017 No.17694649 File: 302 KB, 800x1030, 13545489435453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NwPJo4ysXI

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 03:20:35 2017 No.17694759 Remember to put your Slime in a sealed container if she misbehaves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 03:31:31 2017 No.17694787 File: 2.34 MB, 2560x1440, Hellhound17.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >It'll never be real

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 03:36:33 2017 No.17694801 >>17694787 Does it hurt knowing she'll never scoop you into a princess carry as you leap into her arms and carry you to your honeymoon suite?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 03:47:21 2017 No.17694814 File: 712 KB, 960x1200, smug squirrel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You may not like it, but this is what peak intelligence gathering looks like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 03:57:34 2017 No.17694834 >>17694814 Squirrels should be petite, soft and weak. Her toned stomach and strong figure contradicts with her mere female animal nature.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 03:59:36 2017 No.17694836 >>17694834 She'd be a mere female animal for someone like her dad. Overbearingly larger and stronger than her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 04:13:00 2017 No.17694861 File: 542 KB, 2480x3507, 1504512378279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17694814 I want to see a picture of a Rata doing a double peace sign, as a group of Anons throw envelopes and letters on her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 04:18:12 2017 No.17694873 >>17684496 Very nice

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 04:24:23 2017 No.17694886 >>17694861 One of those better be marked 'Krabby patty secret formula'.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 04:31:08 2017 No.17694902 >>17685586 What?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 04:42:02 2017 No.17694919 >>17694189 Sniffing your shoggoth maid is a normal and healthy thing to do. It's recommended at least three times a day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 04:45:45 2017 No.17694930 >>17694919 Sniffing a Shoggoth is even more dangerous than sniffing a Mad Hatter. This is how they get you to believe that it's normal and healthy for your entire house to be made out of shog.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 04:50:06 2017 No.17694937 >>17694801 Yes. Yes it does.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 05:23:21 2017 No.17695011 >>17694930 What's wrong with a house made of Shog? Even tile-fucking becomes normal when your tile is just your shapeshifted maid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 05:31:30 2017 No.17695030 >>17695011 What about wanting to fuck a state?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 05:32:58 2017 No.17695032 >>17695011 You sniffed your maid way too much. I bet you also believe that it's normal that every piece of clothing you buy disappears and instead you are left with shady purple outfits that look strangely familiar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 05:34:30 2017 No.17695036 >>17695030 Keep fucking your Shog, and eventually she'll gain enough power that even that is possible! Love her enough, and give her enough power, and she'll make a whole new world, just for the two of you. She can show you pleasure forever, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 05:35:06 2017 No.17695038 >>17694207 >Shoggoth assimilates with your lungs >Can breathe anywhere now

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 05:41:48 2017 No.17695055 >>17695038 >She distorts your sense of smell so you can only smell shog

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 06:20:10 2017 No.17695163 File: 588 KB, 1304x2143, 1506578018373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you be okay with a shadow fiend waifu?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 06:24:59 2017 No.17695172 >>17689615 Is this a meme

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 06:29:52 2017 No.17695178 >>17695163 >because she's nocturnal she doesn't wake up till the afternoon of the following day Perfect for me then, she's adorable too. Now if only it wasn't for my horrific flashbacks of release week nocturne.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 06:33:01 2017 No.17695186 >>17695178 >Now if only it wasn't for my horrific flashbacks of release week nocturne. Now now anon. We let those things stay in the past and don't talk about it for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 06:37:25 2017 No.17695191 >>17695186 At least it means she would be incredibly dominant in bed, that's not bad I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 06:40:03 2017 No.17695195 >>17694814 Lmao she fucks old guys

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 06:43:35 2017 No.17695205 What's the gayest straight thing you would do with a monster girl? I can't say no to a frog girl who wants to rape my throat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 06:44:37 2017 No.17695206 >>17690621 >watermelon Every time

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 06:51:03 2017 No.17695210 >>17695205 Having sex with someone who's attracted to men is plenty gay enough on its own.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 06:54:40 2017 No.17695227 >>17695195 That's good news for me, I'm getting there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 06:56:16 2017 No.17695231 >>17695205 Either body swap potions or having you take a genderbender potion and her a futa/genderbender potion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 06:57:53 2017 No.17695235 >>17695205 Is taking a gender swap potion and doing pseudo /u/ activities as foreplay gay? If so, that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 06:58:03 2017 No.17695236 >>17695210 But 55% of the population is attracted to men, some without even realizing it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 07:08:00 2017 No.17695257 >>17695210 Are you implying that the only way to have straight sex is to fuck the lesbian out of a monster girl? Bring me that Dragon from MGQ

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 07:12:30 2017 No.17695266 >>17695257 >fuck the lesbian out of a monster girl This is my fetish. Mainly if it involves a lesbian human girl turned into a monster girl unsure of her feelings towards dick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 07:17:16 2017 No.17695277 >>17694814 That squirrel needs some ice cream

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 07:20:44 2017 No.17695284 >>17695266 I was thinking about this too. It's even better if she insists that dicks disgust her yet her body has all signs that she wants it (panting, wet, tail wagging, etc...)

Anonymous Thu Sep 28 07:35:59 2017 No.17695311

>>17695284
>rough talking tomboy lesbian turned into a hellhound
>pin her down and start molesting her
>she yells and calls you an idiot but she's getting wet and her tail is wagging
>stick it in and she howls out in pleasure, yelling at you some more when you comment on it and denies it feels good
>have your way with her for a good while and eventually cum inside the former lesbian
>just when you think a good day's work correcting a dyke is over, she gets up from the floor, tail wagging, flames burning like crazy and a creepily laughing as she staggers towards you
>it turns out she has years of repressed lust to unleash and she now has the stamina of a hellhound

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 07:40:18 2017 No.17695321 >>17694412 Vulva could be puffier,

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 08:09:48 2017 No.17695382 >>17695321 Girl could be better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 08:22:00 2017 No.17695422 >>17695311 Replace Hellhound with subconsciously baby crazy werewolf and you've got a dream scenario right there. >>17695382 Gazers are severely underrated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 08:30:22 2017 No.17695448 >>17695422 A wolfu is fine too. Really it works with any "wild" monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 08:36:58 2017 No.17695462 File: 520 KB, 918x1200, Tritonia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New from line 81, our brave aquanaut escapes the embrace of a slug and contemplates his navel. Next week interesting shit will happen I swear. https://pastebin.com/469vGwhJ

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 08:50:48 2017 No.17695490 >So much content Is this what the olden days were like?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 08:53:31 2017 No.17695496 >>17695462 Neato, thanks for the update. Can't wait for next week. This guy is one lucky schmuck, only encountering the more passive species. God help him if a Kraken were to find him.

Anonymous Thu Sep 28 08:53:38 2017 No.17695497

>>17695490
Yes young one, there was this and more. Three to five stories of updates a thread, drawfags posting plenty, and only a little bit of shitposting. Okay, there was so much shitposting that hundreds of posts routinely got nuked, so it wasn't all good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 08:54:27 2017 No.17695500 >>17695462 Good read, I didn't know this was out. So what's planned for protag? Has the crew survived? >>17695490 Yup, stories, art, greentexts and MGC worldbuilding daily.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 08:57:22 2017 No.17695501 >>17695496 Luckily Krakens dwell deeper. >>17695500 >Has the crew survived? Yes and many of them will not be as lucky as Art.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 09:00:59 2017 No.17695506 >>17695501 >not be as lucky as Art. How unfortunate, to only have Mermaids and Merrows to choose from instead of the vastly superior Tritonias, Flow Kelps and Krakens. Mare is a good name. Some fancy shmuck on the mission know Latin?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 09:03:32 2017 No.17695513 >>17695506 On the mission, no. In whatever observatory the planet was discovered on, yes. Arthur Stew and Kurome Rei are also jokes

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 09:04:15 2017 No.17695515 File: 145 KB, 540x417, 1506504017431.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does your rabbit waifu have memes on the brain? Here at Flayercorp, we might just have the solution to your problems.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 09:06:24 2017 No.17695520 >>17695515 No, I just have a cheshire that's that's taken the 'Seven feet, muscled waifu' meme to its limit. She wants me to lick her abs. I want to lick them too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 09:07:03 2017 No.17695521 >>17695515 I want to pay a flayer 20 bucks to erase my memory of my favorite music so that I can hear it for the first time again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 09:07:55 2017 No.17695525 >>17695515 You know what they say, anon. All toesters toast toast.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 09:14:05 2017 No.17695545 >>17693280 Strangely enough, this actually turned me off of Wendigos. Your writing is good, it’s just that I suddenly don’t find that attractive anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 09:18:43 2017 No.17695559 >>17695521 Only do this if you are already married, flayers are good girls but they have priorities.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 09:21:39 2017 No.17695568 >>17693280 >wendigo smut Lovely, been waiting for something like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 09:26:24 2017 No.17695581 >>17695521 >hear your favorite song after the brain >"Oh god, what is this garbage?" >try to drown it out by listening to your new favorite band 'The Flayed Ones'

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 09:29:39 2017 No.17695591 >>17695581 His fault for trusting chaos monsters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 09:36:56 2017 No.17695611 >>17695591 You say that but I bet you would be the first in line to buy Wendigos cookies.

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