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Best friend!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h (embed)

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.17683781
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Protect the smile at all costs.

>> No.17683782

I think a wolfu dressed like that is hoping to be much more than best friends.

>> No.17683783

Doromes give best hugs

>> No.17683784
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Second for Hotdogs a best

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Let's all love White Horns

>> No.17683791
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Anubutts are for love

>> No.17683796

Kobolds are the best wans!

>> No.17683804

Kobolds are pedestrian as fuck.

>> No.17683806
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Marry the hotdog!

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>> No.17683811

That's not the right attitude anon.

>> No.17683813

I'd imagine she always smells like wet dog

>> No.17683818

Only specific breeds are pedestrian, there is a lot of variance among them. A german shepard and a dachsund are very different things.

>> No.17683831

They're ok, but they're largely ruined in these threads by one faggot.

>> No.17683835

I'd say his defense force has ruined them more.

>> No.17683836

>Best friend!
more like dead friend

>> No.17683838

Which monster girl would be best at paizuri?

>> No.17683841

I agree. Grey wolf is too good and I'd love to hang out with her, maybe even cuddle a lot.
Bonus point if she lets me rub all of her fluff, even rub her muff.

>> No.17683845

Those guys mostly help enable and amplify the problem, but they aren't the source.

>> No.17683846

Holstaur, do you even need to ask?

>> No.17683852

Tied for worst canine species with cu sith.

>> No.17683857 [SPOILER] 
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I'm just kidding, Baphs are flatter than a coke left out in the sun all day. A titfuck from one of them would be like eating a bread sandwich. You're a shit Baphomet, come back when Sabbath invent tits.

>> No.17683859

Sure, but the source would be largely ignorable and fairly innocuous without the enabling and amplification.

>> No.17683863 [DELETED] 

What they lack in tits they make up for with cunny anon.

>> No.17683865

If the portals opened and everyone Anon found their Waifu, how many of you would tell her the truth about this world?

If you faced extreme hardship, depression, or wanted to kill yourself, would you tell her? What about your family, if she wanted to meet them? Or huge losses of life like both major wars?

>> No.17683867

They're rather boring, but they fill the role of the obedient pet girl a chunk of the thread seems to believe monstergirls should be/are. I'm surprised she's not more popular because of this.

>> No.17683871

Whoop de shit, they have a meme you force twice a thread.

>> No.17683872
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Why can't they be real?

>> No.17683874

I wouldn't bring anything up unless she asked. But if she did, I would be straight forward with her.

>> No.17683876

She's a powerful mage, she's going to either know this already or suspect it.
Also I'd still like to keep in contact with my family, yes.

>> No.17683877

I'd tell her a lot just to see her face. Nothing would matter though since I would be with her.

>> No.17683879

If it ever came up id be honest with her. Idk id never been suicidal but id definitely let her know how miserable I was until she came along. Other than that id probably just keep the history to myself.

>> No.17683882

It's better this way

>> No.17683883

She'd probably be able to guess a lot of it just by knowing me, but I don't think I'd go out of my way to tell her the really bad things. She's way too pure and optimistic and I couldn't bear to make her sad, even if what I'd tell her could never affect us.

>> No.17683886

I'm going to assume human history is ugly wherever it is, so she probably suspects it's shitty already.

>> No.17683887

No, it's fucking not.

>> No.17683892

Who cares about paizuri, when you can have naizuri and canonically best pussy.

>> No.17683909

>Hrrrng, Mastaaaah... you said you'd stay home all day with me today. Who's this hussy inviting you out?

>> No.17683910

You want hideous 3DPD looks and attitudes?

>> No.17683911

Literally rubbing your dick on nothing. Like I said, it's a bread sandwich.

>> No.17683913

I would compare more to a rice sandwich
which are the bomb

>> No.17683916

No, you're full of shit anon.

>> No.17683920
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Jabberwock claws/feet are nice, because their outer scales are sleek and shiny, yet their soles are nice and soft. And great to poke

>> No.17683921

Im just not that into lolis man. Seriously id be screaming that the entire time she was raping me. Just give me a teenage looking baphomet.

>> No.17683930


Whatever happens, introducing MGs to post-apocalypse anything might be a bad idea

>> No.17683953

Good thing that has nothing to do with MGs.

>> No.17683955
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What are your thoughts on shirohebis anon?

>> No.17683961

Unhealthy devotion is endearing.

>> No.17683963

Does anyone have the partial translations of the succubus guide anywhere?

>> No.17683964
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>ywn intervene in a fight between a pharaoh and apophis
>ywn get them to settle their differences
>ywn take them as your wives as they co-rule the kingdom
>ywn have days of non-stop pleasurable three-ways with the two of them
>twn constantly compete to become the better wife
>twn pull all sorts of pranks to humiliate each other
>ywn get to comfort and scold the two of them when necessary with your dick

>> No.17683966

But why do anons love them so much?

>> No.17683968

Good. The loli version is excellent.

>> No.17683976

>posting yurishit

>> No.17683978

Forceful, dominant, loving, man's best friend, intoxicating cinnamon scent

>> No.17683982

Scales are great because of that. Rough on the outside and soft & sensitive on the inside.

>> No.17683983

She would encourage me to be honest with her so she can help. That might involve a very tearful forced-cuddle session, but she'd get it out of me.

>> No.17684002
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They are wonderful because they’re the perfect embodiment of sex and gentle femdom. To hellhounds, men are weaker creatures that belong below them- naked, moaning, and happy. Her place is protecting and loving you. You are her pleasure-slave, toy, lover, husband, and future father of her litter. She is your mistress, guardian, companion, adoring wife, and the future mother of your children.

No matter how unworthy, unlovable, or hurt you feel she'll always encourage and guide you to surrendering yourself to her body and love. Even the most hopeless man or frightened Paladin couldn’t resist this love for long, and would eventually submit and find real happiness. The heat that they constantly give off is as strong and undying as their love, and they’ll never hesitate to wrap you up in warmth and softness once they’ve joined with you in the best sex of your lives. Love-making with a hellhound could be forceful and rough one day, and gentle and slow the next. No matter how she wants it, she’ll always make sure you enjoy it just as much as she does, and every night will end with you both sweaty and satisfied. She’ll train you every night, and you’ll discover wonderful things about both of your bodies.

The only thing a hellhound would ask of you is to submit to her love and let her take care of you. Surrender and enjoy a life of bliss and love with a woman who only wants you both to be happy.

>> No.17684006

Team Magma Admin Hellhound wants to battle!

>Blush and Stammer!
>(try to)Run!

>> No.17684007

>Somewhere in a happier world
>*thump, thump, thump*

>> No.17684009

That does depend on your definition of gentle.
You say "stop" and they hear "more."

>> No.17684018

Goddammit anon. You made me cry.

>> No.17684024

The ideal Pharaoh/Snek situation.

>> No.17684029

>Motherfuckers don't know about safe words.
Either way she's gonna be confused when I start screaming 'Oklahoma' when I need to stop.

>> No.17684031

Gentle femdom and rough sex aren't mutually exclusive.
I'm trying not to. Maybe we can be happy in our dreams tonight.

>> No.17684034

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, keep an eye out on that teen otohime so she doesn't get too into her mother's 'secret stash'

>> No.17684042

Can a girl have animal ears without being a monster?

>> No.17684044

>Good night
Getting a bit heavy in here all of a sudden. Tonight's shaping up to be a drinking night.

>> No.17684056

>teen otohime
I call dibs.

>> No.17684060
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Could the same be said about Ushi's,Onis, manticores and many other dom girls? Why does the hell hound seem to be the most popular among all dom monsters?

>> No.17684062

Those three are superior to hellhounds

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They are truly the best

>> No.17684070

Are they no longer verboten or something?

>> No.17684079

Aww jeez anon, you pretty much nailed everything I love about gentle femdom. Now, my waifu isn't a Hellhound, but I'd sincerely hope that she knows how to do femdom like this because god damn.

>> No.17684081

I like the fluff.

>> No.17684086

You say that but are you really ready for such a party girl?

>> No.17684101

>get "acquired" by a Hellhound
>also have horrible depression
>submit fully after several weeks
>depression intensifies as you realize how worthless you are to need her to protect you

What does she do?

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I'm like over a year overdue on getting this drawn but better late than never am I right

>> No.17684112

Like a child saying yes to getting a dog I will say 'yes I'm ready' even though I have no clue what that entails.

>> No.17684114

Leave it to hellhoundfags to get too deep in their autism and not realize they're posting vacation-worthy material.

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Requester here, God bless you and it was worth the weight.
Hair needs to be more fanned out desu.

>> No.17684127

The only thing more autistic than posting pics with nudity is reporting someone for it.

>> No.17684137

She clearly values you, ergo you have worth.

>> No.17684139

Glad you like it! I'll see if I can edit the hair a bit before I start coloring it.

Sorry again about, you know, taking over a year.

>> No.17684143

It's okay mang.

>> No.17684147

Sweet lordy a Lich has not right being so thick

>> No.17684149

He actually did it the absolute madman

>> No.17684150

That's the secret, anon. They're all perfect for someone.
I love manticores almost as much.
You clearly didn't really submit. Submission isn't just lying their like a ragdoll in bed, it's also very emotional. It's understanding yourself and your wants and needs. When you submit to her, you acknowledge who you are as a person and make peace with that. If you're the type of person that deep down wants a domme then she'll work day and night to teach you that it's okay, and you deserve to be loved.

To her it's no different than correcting a Order-slave who thinks sex is a sin. She'll break down your walls until you embrace your inner desire.

>> No.17684162

no fun allowed

>> No.17684175


>If you faced extreme hardship, depression, or wanted to kill yourself, would you tell her?

I'd have no need to. She'd find out as soon she saw me shirtless

Not really gonna blog about it but all I'll say is; Skin cancer

>> No.17684177
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Iron Chef will never be the same.

>> No.17684187

What are you talking about?

>> No.17684191

Liches are perfection.

>> No.17684194
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Damn. Have you beat it, or is it still something you're dealing with? All the best either way.

And what happened to that one anon who said he had pancreatic cancer or something way back in April/May? Is he still around?

>> No.17684221


Yeah it happened years ago. I need to go in for yearly check ups but it's fine otherwise. These days there's a very big circular scar around my shoulder, pretty close to the collarbone. It was apparently pretty deep in there. They had to take skin from my thigh too.

>> No.17684237

>Sitting in the living room reading as your Shog meido stands by silently smiling
>Spontaneously stand up and pat her head
How does she react?

>> No.17684244

>"Silly mastah~"

>> No.17684249

A hug? A kiss? Smiling and blushing? Or just same face but saying 'silly mastah~'?

>> No.17684256

The last one.

>> No.17684261

>Master sighs but smiles back, then heads up to bed, telling his maid goodnight
>"Goodnight, mastah~"
>House is silent for a few moments
>Silently hugs herself and twirls a little in place before floating up the steps for her usual practice of staring at mastah while he sleeps all night long

>> No.17684262

Shog maid is cute.

>> No.17684265

I like them keeping a straight face while their insides bubble and churn in excitement.

>> No.17684270

What an adorable maid.
Me too. I prefer Shogs that still have some old fashioned girliness to them, just never showing their master that side except in ultra once in a decade occassions.

>> No.17684273

Autism-shog is best girl and number one waifu

>> No.17684279

>you will never convince them to rule the country together

>> No.17684315

Ok so we have talked about
>metal dragons
>fairy/nature dragons
>ice dragons
Chaos dragons when?

>> No.17684323

Fairy dragon are precious.
Ice dragons are cool and would be a nice guard to the ice queen's castle.
Metal dragons are okay.
Crimson dragons are absolutely olev.

Chaos Dragons would be too spooky though. Just her spreading her wings is enough to open a portal from which chaos monsters come from.

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>> No.17684341

I'd board her ship.

>> No.17684347

KC really needs to make a pirate ghost.

>> No.17684348

>Gentle femdom
Stop being a wimp and move on to hardcore femdom

>> No.17684350

Old captain Bustybra, we meet again!

>> No.17684356

That's what manticores are for, anon.

>> No.17684359

>Pirate ghost
Why not ghost pirates?

>> No.17684368

Lies. Cuddlecores are for post-milking snuggles.

>> No.17684371

No difference.

>> No.17684379

>Disposition: Cruel
The one and only

>> No.17684397

Sounds nice, but I don't think I've ever seen a hellhound written like this. It's usually just
>If at first your husband doesn't get over his crippling emotional problems instantaneously, sex, sex again.

>> No.17684409

Most anons here want to read fapfics not healing stories.

>> No.17684412

Wasn't someone writing a hellhound story with healing?

>> No.17684427

>Anons want to read fapfics
>Don't like writing smut
God dammit

>> No.17684431

I like healing stories where the MG is getting the healing.

>> No.17684436

Is that you, Los?
I like any kind of healing story. Fuck all of this edgy conquest and traitor stuff, give me some compassion and kindness.

>> No.17684445

Are you talking about the recent story? To be honest it wasn't edgy, just a well written mge story.

>> No.17684451

If I get an Umi Osho waifu, can I punch her in the belly or will that break her shell?
Umis are masochists, but i don't want to hurt her too much.

>> No.17684472

Idk. I loved everything up to the traitor part, and then it fell a bit flat. Objectively it was pretty well-written, but I didn't care for most of the second half.

>> No.17684475

Just because Umi-oshos like to be bullied does not mean we condone ryona

>> No.17684477

I want to play Travelers’ Folly with a hatter! You know how to play this classic wonderland card game right?

>> No.17684479

Uhhhh, no?

>> No.17684482
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Enlighten us good sir.

>> No.17684496
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"...are you laughing at me?"

>> No.17684506

oh fuck, instant spaghetti.

>> No.17684507

>That pout
>The mofu machine in the back
How does he keep doing it

>> No.17684508

She's going to be trying to get the plush she wants at that crane game for a long time, isn't she?

>> No.17684513

I like the spectral scarf thing she's got going on.

>> No.17684514

Goddamn adorable.

>> No.17684517
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>Is that you, Los?
Beh. I don't know how I got here if I don't like writing smut and even skip smut parts when reading an otherwise normal story. Right now I'm trying to write a relatively mundane story about a boy getting chased by a monster and all my mind comes up with is a metric ton of ideas inspired by that recent story, wanting to play on the morality aspects of both sides and on what loyalty and duty means to the various sides, even """traitor""" ones. You know, hardly something you'd expect from someone writing MGE of all things. After writing All's Fair in Love and War it turned obvious, with how I haven't felt that level of immersion into my own stuff since then.

This isn't whining or fishing for pity points, mind you. Just an observation.

>> No.17684519

Is that a Wendigo arcade game in the back centre?

>> No.17684526

Yes, it looks like a gacha of some sort.

>> No.17684529

Latenight, is it just me or are you getting better? Your lines seems cleaner and the backgrounds are getting nicer.

>> No.17684530

That's one nice arcade.

>> No.17684531

Considering how much I (and others) enjoyed All's Fair, I don't think you should be worried about it.

The recent story was great, if you want to explore something similar go for it! My biggest gripe with it is that it was very one sided. Imho, there needs to be more development on both the human and monster side.

>> No.17684533

It’s a simple variation on a trick playing game made for two pairs of two partners. It is best played if you have access to a full family of trumparts. I’d suggest contacting the family down the lane.

Have each trumpart come up with their favorite fetish and have them keep it secret. Deal out the entire shuffled deck to all four players. The player with the queen of hearts goes first as the queen of hearts always gets her way. They decide upon a trump suit and play continues around with the highest card taking the trick. However, the partners don’t earn the points for the trick until they perform the winning Trumpart’s fetish. At any time, if a player doesn’t have a card that follows the trump, they must either discard a card or takeover the trick with a hearts card. Whichever partner pair has the most points at the end of the game is the winner.

>> No.17684536

Cute, is this the first wight drawn by latenight? Does the scarf resemble the ghost claws on purpose?

>> No.17684538


Oh he definitely is. He's come a long way since his earliest drawings

>> No.17684542

>Imho, there needs to be more development on both the human and monster side.
Felt the same thing ever since the king had its first dialogue. Like he was made arrogant and dumb on purpose to have a clear villain, with his laws turning it into a "king bad, monsters good" situation without ambiguity.

>> No.17684544

Nice catch. And yeah, I think this is the first Wight he's drawn. My undead folder is mostly Liches with the two hoppers he drew recently.

>> No.17684558

I want to see wonderland 52 card pickup.

>> No.17684560

>That's the night she finds out I'm susceptible to trampling and bullying.

>> No.17684566

Yeah, that caught my eye. There was also the fact that all thirty of his men that were ambushed and raped were okay with seeing their comrades meet a similar fate. The MC had a much less fearful encounter so it makes sense that he's on their side, but the guys getting dragged screaming into the woods are totally cool with what they knew would happen when the gates opened?

Oh and the scene with the lilim hawking a loogie into the wine. A bit overly dramatic. Evil cackling and all.

>> No.17684570

>the lilim hawking a loogie into the wine
Almost choked on my cake.

>> No.17684573

Tumblr leave reeee

>> No.17684575


>> No.17684581

>all thirty of his men that were ambushed and raped were okay with seeing their comrades meet a similar fate
Somewhat acceptable since the humans had the idea that the monsters would outright kill them, so the whole rape thing might've been a complete turnaround for them. It's like being a kid and going to the dentist thinking he'll pull your teeth out without anaesthesia only to get a simple checkup and a candy afterwards, and then seeing everyone else who has yet to go there having the same fears while knowing they won't believe you if you tell them the truth. Three weeks passed in the forest too, so it can be assumed they talked about it with each other till all agreed to it.

>the lilim
>tfw Viccy is no longer the only 22nd daughter

>> No.17684582
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Is it time for pirates?

>> No.17684583

I'd rather read non-smut romance, but most writers here just write fuk. If you want to fight the system, please do. I'll read it.

>> No.17684587

Tumblrs are known for these sort of low effort comments like I'm choking on my tea, I'm choking on my soda, I'm literally dying, etc. I'm upset at you for using them, but only mildly so.

>> No.17684592

That's almost believable, but even knowing that the end-game is the best possible ending, it seems hard to justify the shit-yourself level of fear each and every former ally is going to go through. Not to mention, you know, rape.

Also the crossbowmen scene. The MGs had already won, it was completely unnecessary to subject them to that. I expect the enlightened side to be the better men and not take sadistic pleasure in tormenting others.

I mean, I wasn't lying. It's not like lol is acceptable, but that image of a lilim hacking up phlegm was too much.

>> No.17684600

How do you think KC would tackle a kangaroo girl? What kind of degeneracy can we squeeze out of a pouch?

>> No.17684606

Literal pocket pussy.

>> No.17684610

Mommy play probs

>> No.17684611

>Taiko Drum Master
She's going to get destroyed.

>> No.17684613

probably something to do with leg strength.
Knowing KC, Leg locking might be involved

>> No.17684614

I wrote a pure romance once, and was on the contrary hesitant to go lewd in a later installment. At least a few years ago there absolutely was an audience for non-smut romance. I agree, just do it.

>> No.17684617

I don't think we have many writers that write non smut.
Granted we have a few, but the content is a little off.

>> No.17684618

Emu girl first.

>> No.17684624

Link? I love romance stories.

>> No.17684633

We need more cuddle smut. Put the same level of effort into describing sex into describing the sensation of hugging or lying together with the girl. I'm talking all 5 senses. What her hair smells like, the warmth and the weight of her chest pushing into yours as her arms pull you closer. The almost imperceptible hum she makes as she squeezes you tight. The taste of her clothes or fur that gets into your mouth by accident while embracing. That's what we need. Not more bennis into bagina.

>> No.17684640

Pretty much all the constantly active writers don't really write smut if I remember right.
Its a shame really, sometimes I can really feel for a scene and it just doesn't happen.

>> No.17684646

Didn't klaus write succubus sex a while ago?

>> No.17684653

How would you react to seeing a Wight Ojou-Sama hanging out in an Arcade and doing badly at Taiko Drum Master?
How would you react to her blushing after you decimate her and demanding that you escort her around the Arcade?

>> No.17684654

I'd be smugger than a Cheshire.

>> No.17684657

You assume that I have a sense of rhythm either. A fatal mistake.

>> No.17684663

Could you fuck a kangaroo girl from inside her pouch?

>> No.17684664

At least you won't attract the worm.

>> No.17684665

Anon, that's just asking for her to get her bodyguards to kidnap you so she can snugglerape you in the back of her limo.

Trust me anon, you're better than her at that game.

>> No.17684668

The fuck is snugglerape?

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No one is smugger than a Cheshire!

>> No.17684674

Fat cat
Comfy though

>> No.17684678

That's what you think.
Wurm-chan is an idiot savant. She can crush the high score on any arcade game ever made.
You know that song, pinball wizard? It's about her.

>> No.17684679

>Trust me anon, you're better than her at that game.
Doubtful. I think we'd tie 0-0.

>> No.17684681

When she insists she's raping you but it's really just aggressive cuddlesex

>> No.17684690
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Tell the teacher something about yourself

>> No.17684693

I have mad cow disease
By which I mean I'm crazy about cows

A deaf dumb blind wurm would be super dangerous

>> No.17684696

I live in the desert and want to stay here yet love the cold. Mrs.Haku, you're smart. Is there anyway to get both of those?

>> No.17684697

I like to learn!

>> No.17684698

Alright lads. Somehow, you are given the chance to be reborn into your perfect fantasy world where you will meet and live your ideal life with your waifu. There's just one catch though, both you and she will have superpowers, determined here;


Any and all children you may have with her will have powers too, so if you plan to have those roll for them as well. If you aren't sure how many kids you'd have, roll a d6 here;


What do you get and what would you and tour family do with your gifts?

>> No.17684701

I grow my own mint that I use in drinks

>> No.17684705

I want to feel like I'm worth something, that I'm not a failure. How do I do it?

>> No.17684708

Move to the right kind of desert. I live in one too but it's fucking freezing here from September to April.

>> No.17684709

>Me: Metal Absorption
>Her: Screw Manipulation
This is stupid.

>> No.17684721

>Me: Easter entity physiology
So I become a NEET that can only come out on easter sundays and am super popular there since I get fertility inducement. Also, I have auto-revival powers. I'm not a haram bunny boy, am I?
>Manticore waifu: Consumptive replication
Not that useful all things considered.

>> No.17684737

>Manticore waifu: Consumptive replication
That's both broken as fuck and absolutely horrifying. You aren't using your imagination, Anon. Your wife is basically Cell.

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Colored! I didn't edit the hair because I have a pretty killer headache right now and kinda just wanted to get this done. Glad I finally did it at least though.

>> No.17684740

3 Kids

Me: Water Attack
Her (Apophis): Daul-Headed Blade Proficiency
Kid 1: Resurrection
Kid 2: Soul Sealing
Kid 3: Deity Imprisonment

Wew lad, the kids are more powerful than us. I guess it's from all that Egyptian mamano magic and Pharaoh's divine blessings for keeping my waifu off her back. The Pharaoh is technically a goddess after all.

>> No.17684744

When is she going to even going to get the chance to use it? Sure it's broken, but it would be illegal in most ways to actually do so.

>> No.17684750

I am unbelievably indecisive and, of the 206 species, I could see myself living a happy life with over 75% of them

>> No.17684758

Nothing is illegal when your evil overlord wife conquers the world

>> No.17684760

Nice, glad to see you back Critnuke

>> No.17684765

Dayman! This seems like it could be fairly overpowered and pretty neat.

>Kobold waifu
Also semi-overpowered, could go well with her lovely singing voice.

>Kobold daughteru
I don't know about this one. It would fit her okay, I just hope it wouldn't mean she'd start smoking.

>> No.17684768

Well, fair enough. I won't be able to help much, being stuck inside the fortress most of the time, but at least I can help boost the army's size once a year? And probably produce another daughter guaranteed with her.

>> No.17684777

I bet you guys would wear skintight hero costumes, wouldn't you you filthy degenerate?

>> No.17684781

They'd have top quality handcuffs and restraints for evil-doers as well.

>> No.17684790

>Apprentice, are you thirsty?

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>> No.17684803

>not Solaire

>> No.17684811

That's a harsh way of putting it anon, but yes, if we decided to do hero work we would definitely have some neat latex uniforms.They'd have to be optimized and magically and/or technologically enhanced to accommodate our powers of course, but we would definitely be mostly matching and definitely shiny.

Nonsense anon, the really top-quality stuff would be in our private collection. I mean, we'd use what we'd need to get the job done well, but we wouldn't use any of our personal effects for our public work unless we absolutely needed to.

>> No.17684811,1 [INTERNAL] 

Lazy fucking janitor

>> No.17684812

I'm sorry anon, I've never played a Dark Souls game so I don't feel confident about making that reference.

>> No.17684831
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Being around her makes me horny.

>> No.17684833

>I have Event Negation
>She has Time Stopping
>We have five kids
I'd like to imagine that she decided to test out her new power to try and get a husband only for me to counter it.
Demon cuddlesex ensues.

>> No.17684835


I got Fairytale Warping. That's basically a cutesy way of saying reality manipulation. Once in a blue moon I manage to win these things.

>> No.17684836

Is it because she fills the air with her sweet cinnamon scent?

>> No.17684842

May as well roll some daughterus
What a disappointingly low number
>Scent shifting
This doesn't seem too useful, but it probably has some good uses.
>Crystal imprisonment
Oh, she's going to have WAY too much fun with this one.

>> No.17684850
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Please stop forgetting about Living Armors.
They are getting pouty.

>> No.17684860

My memory is vague, how do they work again?

>> No.17684868

They make you wear their armor and then you have close quarter sex with their spirit body while you're both inside the armor.

>> No.17684870

I want a chuuni Living Armor, who pretends she's some kind of high-tech battle suit, and has to run 'diagnostic checks' everytime I wear her.

>> No.17684876

How is that supposed to work? There's clearly not room for both of you.
I want to wear tentacle armor and have her tease and ravish me all day.

>> No.17684877

Pouty armor is a cute!

>> No.17684882

She pouts when she catches you looking at other sets of armor for sale at the local blacksmith.

>> No.17684890

MGs working for the NSA, trying to identify your fetishes via browsing history so they can appeal to you better.

Remember to use VPNs and practice anonymous browsing if you want to prevent MGs from finding you!

>> No.17684907

>tentacle hentai and gentle femdom
I see only good things in my future.

>> No.17684909

It's a magical armor, there will be enough room.
>tentacle armor
Close quarter tentacle rape breaks men. Please reconsider your wish.

Looking at other sets of armors while you have a Living Armor is a disgusting thing to do.
Keep it up and she will go yandere on you to the point where you won't even be able to take her off.

>> No.17684912

Why would I want to take her off, though?

>> No.17684914

Great, I'll get a one way trip to wonderland and I'll never get out. Just perfect.

>> No.17684923

>Please reconsider your wish
I refuse.

>> No.17684924
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Don't worry, I'm running Kiki.exe, my computer is clear of viruses and cookies!

>> No.17684931
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That won't do any good, that will just send your fetishes straight to the meido agency branch of the NSA. Instead, please consider Teke-li-li.exe.

>> No.17684938

Ya'll both gettin your personal information sold to rapists, folks.

The objectively correct answer is marriedhordekeeper.exe. Sure, it steals your data, but it pipelines it to a dragon that's already got a husband. So you're safe from things that want to go bump-bump with you in the night. .

>> No.17684939

No matter how comfy a Living Armor is there will come many times where you will want to take her off, such as when you go out for a meal or when you go trading with a Tanuki merchant.
Nobody wants to be known as that one armored freak who never takes off his armor.

>Anon was found 2 days later ahegaoing inside a tentacle armor
>Doctors says that they noticed it was too late when he did the double peace sign

>> No.17684944

marriedhorderkeeper.exe requires a monthly subscription of treasure, failing to pay means a tiny pixel Dragon appears on your desktop and starts burning your icons.

>> No.17684946

Lies. I only trust totallynotasinglemanticore.exe with my sensitive data, such as age, address, and marital status.

>> No.17684954

At least I can guest star on Addicted to Tentacles.

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You may be correct.

>> No.17684965

>Nobody wants to be known as that one armored freak who never takes off his armor.
If it works for paladins it'll work for me!

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>using non-free OS and software
Laughing nerdbirds.

>> No.17684971

You mean sexual freshness preserver, right?

>> No.17685017

That's probably how monster girls see men in armor at least.

>> No.17685035

What will you do when you are sat next to a man enjoying himself on his Tritonia's tentacles?
I wouldn't want to be associated with such a picture.

If a Kraken's tentacles don't cover at least 80% of your body 8 hours a day, then she failed as a wife and a lover.

>> No.17685047

Joke is on them. My fetishes mostly revolve around older women and blood-related incest.
They can't become related to me and I'm nearly 30 and far too large and weathered for the older woman angle to work.

I just made myself sad.

>> No.17685051

I got a server error when I clicked your image

>> No.17685057

Monsters see men in armor the same way men see women in armor
The sexiest

>> No.17685070

>Self: Culinary Magic
>Waifu: Fire Attacks
>6 Children (Malefic Infusion, Time Energy Generation, Aura Manipulation, Cutting Bomb Generation, Space-Time Magic, and Spring Embodiment)
So a wandering cooking troupe with each member of the family performing a different task.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.17685098

>Spring Embodiment
I think this one got a bit of a raw deal though.

>> No.17685111

I hope the Baphomet on WG3's cover is just supposed to be a single individual rather than a general redesign. Baphomets are way better when they look smug and powerful.

>> No.17685144

>Implying you wouldn't be reborn in a monster girl family as the single son with 3 onee-sans and an imouto
Would a Lamia family be to your liking, would you prefer an Echidna family with varying species of sisters?

>> No.17685152

The objective best answer is Echidna.

>> No.17685172

If a Medusa gives you a hairjob, is it bestiality?

>> No.17685188

Only if you get a snake blowjob.

>> No.17685200

Guess I'm an animal fucker then because that sounds fun

>> No.17685203

It's the same as a wockjob, it feels so wrong and you can't help but feel good.
It's not bestiality though.

>> No.17685226

Wock tentacles are directly controlled by the Jabberwock herself, Medusa snakes aren't

>> No.17685239

That sounds like it's going weird places but I can't argue with the results.
Does she just...eat me or something?

>> No.17685241

They are still part of her just like a Tritonia's tentacles.
Anyways a Medusa's hair is not for lewd. Go for a Kejourou if you want that.

>> No.17685248

Kejourous are kinda boring. Medusa hairjobs are neat mostly because it isn't normal hair.

>> No.17685262

I'm not sure how reincarnation would work.
I like to imagine than when you go to the MG dimension depending on your wish you can either retain your body, memories and everything else or you can disintegrate to your naked soul and next thing you know you are in your arms of your new momster with absolutely no remains of your past.

A Medusa's snakes are so cute and pure, they already have to watch when you go at it with her. Why go another step further to ruin their innocence?

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The last true Friends.

>> No.17685285

>cute and pure
They always reflect her true feelings, and a monster's true feelings are anything but pure. Unless it's a Dorome.

>> No.17685299

Are you implying that when a Dorome wraps herself around a man and repeatedly milks him with her mud, she does so while completely unaware of her actions?
Dragons are pure too.

>> No.17685304

Is Dorome mud thick and heavy? Or just watery goo like other slime girls?

>> No.17685307

Enty says the former.

>> No.17685310

>Crow Blowjob

>> No.17685313

Thick, heavy, smooth, warm and overall the most pleasing substance.
Even the fluffiest of foxes are jealous of how comfy a Dorome's mud is.

>> No.17685316

Anon, I'm not sure you understand what "pure" is referring to in this context.

No she knows what she's doing, but she's doing it for pure reasons.

>> No.17685321

I'd want the consistency to be a bit varied with clumps here and there, seems more interesting that way

>> No.17685325

>Tengu ramming a giant dick down her own throat

>> No.17685330

>You will never cum buckets after hitting a Dorome's surprise clump

>> No.17685339

What is Dorome pussy like?

>> No.17685342

A solid ish tunnel filled with freely flowing mud, canonically.
Otherwise, whatever you want it to be.

>> No.17685343


>> No.17685349

Bags of clay

>> No.17685362

As thick and heavy as that delicious plump body.

>> No.17685376

I wonder if Gnomes contemplate jumping into Dark Matter when they see how superior Doromes are.

>> No.17685400

Gnomes and Doromes are equally great.

>> No.17685419

Remember that you are even lower than bacteria if you cum inside a monster girl loli's butt.
At least that's what an Atlach-Nacha would say.

>> No.17685424

What if she steps on your dick instead?

>> No.17685429

Only worthless scum would enjoy being stepped on by a petite spider.

>> No.17685435

So she would insult you lots while she does it?

>> No.17685448

Exactly. And if you dare soil her feet she will have to tie you up like the filthy pig you are and whip some obedience into your dick.

>> No.17685471

>The wolves in each pack were closely related to one another, and all packs included at least 2 years of offspring from the current breeding pair. Three of the packs had additional breeding adults present. In 1 pack pups were produced by a parent-offspring pair and a pair of their inbred full siblings, indicating multiple cases of inbreeding.

Canis lupus are filthy daughteru dickers.

>> No.17685483

This is what happens when a canine's sense of family gets twisted.
How are you supposed to refuse when your wolfu asks you to breed your daughter to prove your love towards her?

>> No.17685496

after seeing what happened to this, I guess I can understand why KC wont ever go legit and try to hold on to full control of the series.

>> No.17685515

That sounds really terrible, I sure hope that never happens.

>> No.17685521

He heavily encourages fanworks that's more than enough to get great content out of his IP.
He doesn't need to give his rights away to a big company for a large project.

Then stop being a disgusting lolicon who cums from being punished.

>> No.17685522

What species is best in small groups and why is it P'orcs?

>> No.17685529

Goblins are great in small groups too, though defeating a gang of P'Orcs and making them your swine sluts is definitely the best.

>> No.17685532

Small groups of Lilim are the best.

>> No.17685533

How can you refuse when your daughteru asks to be bred by you too? It's impossible, utterly impossible! Good thing mamamobama can prevent incest related birth defects.

>> No.17685538

>me - Frigokinetic creature creation, can make creatures from snow and ice and command them
>Yeti waifu - Ethereal constructs
>2 unstoppable Yeti kids who can control the snow around them, construct anything from thin air, and make copies of themselves at will
They're cute little rape machines

>> No.17685541

If your daughteru asks to be bred then it proves that you are a selfish father who couldn't help but spoil his daughter until she fell in love with you.
Because of that your wife and daughter went from close family to love rivals.
Take responsibility.

>> No.17685543

dude do you know how important they are to waste water treatement?

>> No.17685547

Once defeated, you can do with then want you wish be it babymaking, softening, and/or training.

Be sure to buy the TanuTrainer kit complete with ten (10) hathorite (Chocolate/Vanilla) cake mixes, twenty (20) MinoMuscles Minomilk drinks, and five (5) breeder bags of Aunty Moonlight's Mothman dust.

All this for $69.99!

>> No.17685562

>waste water treatment
I don't think bringing that up to her would be a good idea.

>> No.17685586


>> No.17685598

>Me: Layer Manipulation
SOME- okay I'm gonna stop there.
>Shoggoth Waifu: Cross Manipulation
What's with the obscure superpowers with possible symbolism we're getting? Anyway rolled two so here are the kids.
>Island Magic
So we have a kid that studies the power to manipulate the inherent power of isles, and another which can create multiverses, which somehow has the application of Meta Ability Creation as shown here: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiverse_Creation

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>> No.17685635

Cute ratas are no fair, especially when they pretend their popsicle is a microphone to interview you with.

>> No.17685637

What is it with flat/slim monster girls loving watermelon?
Do they believe that eating such a large fruit will make their assets grow?

>> No.17685640

I'd crawl into that Nurarihyon's bed.
>inb4 she crawls into my bed at the same time
>inb4 we spend the night chasing each other's tail to the tune of Yakety Sax

>> No.17685646

>Me: Unperceivable Attacks
>Lich waifu: Elemental Dragon Physiology
So she's can transform into a elemental dragon and I can make attacks that you can't even comprehend.

Time for kinds:
Wow, she's been testing a lot of fertility potions.
>Kid 1:Ghost Mode
>Kid 2: Omnidirectional Spark Waves
>Kid 3:Supernatural Charisma
>Kid 4:Vasopressin Manipulation

Well, I think she should really start to calm down with her experiments. This is some serius shit.

>> No.17685650

Scary yakuza boss smoking up the place.
I bet she wants a boytoy to make her feel good while she drinks her favorite beer and smokes the pipe.

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Got a couple weeks off starting tomorrow, so I've got more time to write. Expect the next two weeks will be full of fishy goodness.
Anything you want to see under the sea?

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>> No.17685667

Merrows, Mermaids and Charybdis have been quite sorely neglected, as have Scylla, Sahuagin, Kraken and Umi Osho. Art of any one of them would be appreciated.

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So what happens when the Sabbath starts opening their own businesses?

Sabbath Man Hunting Reserve, Sabbath Bar, Sabbath Hooters.

>> No.17685672

A Scylla loli being raised by an adoptive dad is fine too, right?

>> No.17685676

>Sabbath Hooters.
Isn't that just raisins?

>> No.17685681

>sabbath hooters
Oh I'd just go there to laugh.

>> No.17685683

She's smiling and licking her lips like a cat that found a fat, quadriplegic mouse. What more do you want?

>> No.17685686

Eat shit and die.

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>cow themed skeleton jewelry
10/10, would milk this Lich excessively.

>> No.17685689

Pancakes, pancakes as far as the eye can see.

>> No.17685691

What, why? It sounds cute.

As long as it doesn't have daughteru dicking.

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Imagine that Wights fat butt juggling while she plays those Taiko drums.

>> No.17685697

Adoptive daughters are not for sexual though.

>> No.17685699

Sabbath Hooters or maybe even a Sabbath Strip Club sounds like it could be very fun. Some 400 year old bapho trying to get your going, but all you can do is chuckle at her attempts. Eventually she just gives in, carries you off to a back room, binds you up with magic, and has her way with you.

>> No.17685702

Why is everyone losing their minds over Kemono Friends losing it's S1 director? Is it his brainchild?

>> No.17685704

Sabbath Petting Zoo. Pet a goat, pet a familiar, hell, pet any kind of beast loli!

>> No.17685716

he was also the writer and the guy who created the models apparently

>> No.17685721

Now this is a deceptively devious trap. Give them a taste of headpatting an adorable little MG, making the little one follow them around and cling to them, and then they put on the sad faces when you go to leave.

>> No.17685727

Yeah, that sounds cute.

>> No.17685732

Good, because after they added the Cuddlefish to Subnautica I was going to do it anyway.

>> No.17685747

I'm gonna sneak the lolis cake

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>Not one mention of the Sabbath Man Hunting Reserve
>Or even inquiry to Man Hunting Reserve

It's like nobody wants The Running Man mixed with Predator.

>> No.17685751

Do Sabbath girls need Onii-chans now, or would they accept little brothers in a form of live in brother husbandry?

>> No.17685754

The what now?

>> No.17685756

But I don't want to run from lolis, I want to hug, head pat and spoil them

>> No.17685760

If I remember right, a weird-cute pet they added to Subnautica recently.

>> No.17685762

I'd spoil a baphomet pudgy

>> No.17685772

The Sabbath propaganda runs deep.
Everyone knows about how cute and lovely they are, but when it comes to their habit of kidnapping, druging and raping men no one seems to notice.

Otoutos belong to big girls.

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>KC is now done showing off the MGE2 girls
What's next?

>> No.17685784

MGE3 girls, presumably.

>> No.17685787

I predict a rape machine MG or more likely Wonderland Centaur.

>> No.17685788

>habit of kidnapping, druging and raping men
It's just enhanced proactive dating, all the cool monsters are doing it.

>> No.17685791

You and your crazy horse pussy.

>> No.17685797

The MGE videogame

>> No.17685806

>me: Peak Human Combat
>her: Old Prime (Geriatric Perfection)

I guess we're just really, really fit.
We're our own bodyguards, and intimidating to our business rivals.
The nookings will be similarly strong.

>> No.17685815

Lolis are already soft, please don't make them any softer.

>> No.17685820

This >>17685784

Hasn't it been over 2 years since he last mentioned the game?
I doubt he still has it in mind.

>> No.17685829


>Love Embodiment

>Art embodiment

So I'm apparently the chosen warrior of Eros while she is a Dark Angel/Lehan Sidhe Mix

Fat chance she gets me to like impressionists.

>5 kids

That's just the start

>> No.17685832

Loli pudding.

>> No.17685834

Shush you.
She is going to be the cutest, softest imotous in the land!

Gonna spoil her with hand backed sweets

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>you will never rub your thicc Shoggoths glowing uterus

>> No.17685841

Fatfags out.

>> No.17685843

Look, I don't like to argue so I'll drop some cold hard mathematical proof. Can't argue with science.
> Loli belly = good
> soft loli belly = better

>> No.17685848

Soft lolis are superior

>> No.17685851

>fat loli
Ew anon. You can't get more disgusting than that.

>> No.17685856

If you ask lolis from other species, you might get different answers.

>> No.17685862

The Sabbath does NOT condone its member overeating and becoming overweight, in some branches it is even strictly forbidden as it can lead to bigger breasts.

A Shoggoth's uterus is an illusion.

>> No.17685865

Pish posh. Almost all of it goes into their hips, butt and thighs.

>> No.17685867

Counterpoint, it leads to bigger loli butts that thicker loli thighs with which to seduce men!

>> No.17685875

A Shoggoth's glowing uterus is a miracle! An eldritch miracle.

>> No.17685882

What would a loli Anubis say about it?

When the loli's butt gets too big her onii-chan will have no choice but to repeatedly release his seed inside it.
Plump cute butts lead to much healthier and stable relationships.

>> No.17685887

>What would a loli Anubis say about it?
That it's improper and not what butts are for. Also to ignore her tail, it just wags on its own sometimes.

>> No.17685892

Her wider hips also provide a better handhold while her appetite lets her 'drink ' more of her oniichan's seed than normal

>> No.17685893

>Red string manipulation
Alright, I guess in a world ruled by love I'm one of the most OP pieces of shit out there. Though I'd probably just play match maker, have nice chats with Eros and make cupids lose their jobs.

>Purificarion magic
And I guess waifu would be something like a divine dragon now with her magic, even though she might be a bit scary due to her dark scales.

Daughteru just has Layered Durability, which is okay I guess.

>> No.17685898

I bet the sabbath bans big asses too, because they belong to big girls and not lolis.

>> No.17685900
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That's not a problem now is it anon?

>> No.17685902

You can't just achieve a pear shape by overeating if it doesn't already come naturally, they'll just be fatties.

>> No.17685904

You'd be wrong.

>> No.17685908

Man, being condescended to by mere horse pussy would be really infuriating.

>> No.17685909

Lolis are predisposed to pears.
It's scientifically proven!

>> No.17685918

They do dislike curves.

>> No.17685919
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Horse Pussy never becomes "mere" like lizards, dragons, and most reptile-esque species, the pitiful creatures.

>> No.17685925

It's still just horse pussy, they have nothing to be smug or condescending about.

>> No.17685929

Why are his ears so huge?

>> No.17685932

>doesn't understand the superiority of horse pussy
anon I...

>> No.17685938
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Nothing wrong with a little bit of pudge to grope.

>> No.17685942
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Lies and slander.

>> No.17685943

A fox like that is perfect. She has 0 pudge and some nice legs.

>> No.17685945

Still waiting on a translation for these.

>> No.17685950
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Never ever.

>> No.17685953

But it's nothing special. Definitely nothing to smug about.

>> No.17685955
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>Nothing to be proud about
>Best Healer is Horse Pussy
>Best Mounted Archer is Horse Pussy
>In top 3 for best archer
>Proud hunter / warrior baseline Centaur ideology
>Can wield crazy magics like Dream shenanigans
>Can exist in every habitat
>Horse Pussy profiles genuinely paint them as some of the best girls
>Horse Pussy only true virgin in MGE

They're champs anon, CHAMPS!

>> No.17685956

I would love to bathe in that. sounds amazing.

>> No.17685958

Those are some very child bearing hips for a little fox to have.

>> No.17685959

This is how all anons start out when they get a shog. Trying to not show disgust would be hard, but his mind will be gone.

>> No.17685960

Why's this guy such an asshole?
>Won't eat the meals his maidwife prepares
>Won't use the bath his maidwife prepares

>> No.17685962

Yeah, but they have horse pussies.

>> No.17685963

Horse pussy is also a cuckquean.

>> No.17685966
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>best healer
Please don't praise the Unicorns, they are shy and are easily flattered.

>> No.17685970

Wait. Is she covering up her glowing womb?

>> No.17685975

Typical MC

>> No.17685978
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>> No.17685980

He is more of a kiki man, but accidentally got a shog.

>> No.17685984
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I don't care all tentacle-gifted girls are wonderful creatures. I need more tentacles in my life. And other places.

>> No.17685986


I love bicorn's design, but I don't want the harem ending. Sucks.

>> No.17686003

Just dye your unicorn black. I'm sure everything would be just fine.

>> No.17686009

If I say yes will she drain me? I always want to know what that feels like.

>> No.17686029

Why is she so smug?

>> No.17686033

Because she's a cute little fox.

>> No.17686037
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imps sure do like to ride cocks.

>> No.17686043

>comically stacked shortstack Imp servant wakes you up bouncing on your cock, huge tits flopping in her face and huge ass slamming your balls
>"Morning masta~ what, you didn't think I'd just give you a normal wake up call, did ya? Your so sweet, ya know?"
>"So whatcha gonna do today, masta?"

>> No.17686054

>Dark Mage
>has an anon familiar
>who has an Imp assistant
One happy magical family.

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>> No.17686075

Nah Nah Nah, it's like this
>Wicked Witch laid back Dark Mage
>Has a familiar familiar
>who has a pair of sortstack twin imp assistants
>who grow a big milfy Alraune for fun
>anon gets lost in the mire and they all claim him
That's how it's done.

>> No.17686076
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Just the way I like it.

>> No.17686080

>tfw can't into taiko

Pretty sure I can beat her in SDVX or pop'n though

>> No.17686096

>"Same thing we do every night Impy."
>"Try to repopulate the world."

>> No.17686122


I'd prefer my imp to dress symmetrically.

>> No.17686159

>all of them waiting around the outside of the Dark Mage's room to tell her they caught a man
>all too terrified to open the door to her dark and gloomy antechamber
>suddenly it swings open and purple smoke billows out
>anon is terrified
>a hand reaches out towards him...
>then clutches the side of the doorframe as the cute onee-san Dark Mage coughs and leans out to get some fresh air
>"Gak! Never mix potions with the windows closed! Hoo boy. Familiar, fetch me my cleaning suppli-"
>notices anon staring at her
>"Eek! A boy! Grab him! It's a real human boy!"

>> No.17686160

>What would a loli Anubis say about it?
Insist it's indecent even if she's suspectible to being gently dommed herself.
Something like a Demon or a Wight would say the sex appeal can't be helped and you're impressively lewd.

>> No.17686163

Asymmetrical clothing is the true patrician taste.

>> No.17686188

>not forcing her to try on a bunch of different slutty outfits for you one after the other
>she keeps bending and gyrating and asking 'does this one make my tits look bigger mista A?'
You guys are horrible impmasters.

>> No.17686198


I never said I wouldn't make her dress in slutty outfits.

>> No.17686199

Arch Imps best imps, they're probably the best lolis but always forgotten.

>> No.17686240

Imps are the kind of girls I can see being strung up in elaborate bdsm sex suspension getups with wires and pulleys and stuff everywhere and their reaction is just turning to their master and asking 'so what's with the Rube Goldberg machine? If ya wanted to do anal ya coulda just asked!"

>> No.17686264

Nice try KDF

>> No.17686276

I want to massage the sensitive underside of my waifu's tail and make her so comfy that she just plops down on the sofa and forgets all about the world.

>> No.17686285

Kill yourself, but don't hang yourself because you'll break the ceiling and kill your whole family you fat fucking dickhead hippo.

>> No.17686289


I want to give my Kej waifu a scalp massage

>> No.17686306

Be careful, anon. We all know what happens when you make the waifu feel too good and loved.

She turns baby crazed.

>> No.17686319

'Coz God loves monstergirls and wants the best for them, which means NOT you or anyone here.

>> No.17686323

yes, and normal imp turned arch imp trough sex is the superior version of the arch imp

>> No.17686342
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There's literally nothing wrong with asymmetry.
>tfw no /fa/ asymmetrical Automaton

>> No.17686351


I didn't say there was, I just really like long gloves and boots.

>> No.17686354

I plan on going all the way. Massaging shampoo and conditioner into her hair while in the shower together. Or when we're out of the shower I'd massage her scalp, alternating by using a scalp massage tool or my bare fingers however I see fit, pausing only to run my fingers through her hair and/or to put face up to and inhale it in.

No matter what'd happen next I'd have no regrets.

>> No.17686361

>she falls asleep in your lap

>> No.17686392

Would love to pamper a waifu into taking a nap in my lap.

>> No.17686404

Lap naps are comfy stuff anons. My lap is a little too bony to use as a pillow, but I think it'd be just as comfy to lean back in a comfy armchair and have my waifu or daughteru take a nap on top of me.

>> No.17686409


Perfect. Now for the final step.

Covering the both of us in a blanket and taking a nap with her on the couch

Mission accomplished

>> No.17686412

>My lap is a little too bony to use as a pillow
Time for squats and oats, anon.

>> No.17686414

Silly gaijin.
>her hair wraps itself around the both of you in a warm embrace as she coos and wriggles up against you closer
That's her specialty.

>> No.17686416

I got some muscle that mine could use.

Would love to get a sleepy little flow kelp in my lap.

>> No.17686417


Even better

>> No.17686429

I mean, I'm sure I'd start working out and eating more so I'm not a skeleton once I meet my waifu, but right now it's just not worth the effort.

That sounds really nice anon. Just make sure you're comfortable too, she might wrap you in your sleep and then you'd be stuck like that till she wakes up.

>> No.17686440

For the massages I'd go all out too. First I'd make her sit on the bed while I prepare myself. I'd get the most expensive oil and I'd also use some magic on my fingers to make her experience more pleasurable.
First I'd start with her toes and then her feet. I bet my touch would make her feel a bit ticklish, but it would also feel extremelly relaxing.
Needless to say after that I'd go up her legs, touching her skin and applying some shocks on her muscles with magic to make her jelly and sensitive which is where I start kissing and look at her right in the eyes. At that point she would give in to the sensations and turn putty so it would be easy to have her lay down and be on her belly, giving me full access to her tail.
First comes the tip. The second it comes in contact with my fingers she would jump a bit, but after a few presses on the unterside and some strokes her lewd juices would start to leak out. As I move along to the base, her moans would be getting louder and louder and I'd also be pressing a bit harder, sending more magic through her and maybe even breathing a bit harder so she can feel it. Once I get to the base I'd just brush her lewd parts as a tease while I finish her treatment.

Then I take pictures of her drooling face.

>> No.17686442

Would be nice, although I am truly torn between having a flowkelp rest on my lap or resting on a well watered flow kelp's lap

>> No.17686448

Why not both anon? Maybe if you have a daughteru or another Flowkelp waifu you could even have both at the same time and be a seaweed sandwich!

>> No.17686460

Would be nice, although I'd need to be sure to keep them both very well watered.

If I don't hear their tits sloshing then I haven't watered them enough.

>> No.17686465
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>but right now it's just not worth the effort
>He's not capable of going through senseless hell for his waifu
>He's not capable of going through the theoretical worst case scenario of never getting his waifu, for his waifu's sake
How can any of us be deserving of our waifus if we'd sooner choose to perish than to persevere, even if all that keeps their memory alive is our hearts? Would we not pride ourselves on our achievements in life, ending each and ever description of our accomplishments with "because of her"?

>> No.17686477
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I want to tenderly heal an ancient evil and help her adapt to modern society!

>> No.17686482


Sounds like you have everything accounted for. Good going.

As for me. I'd imagine I'd be pretty busy once we both woke up.

>> No.17686486

Ancient evils are for introducing to retired adventurers.

>> No.17686492

>Retired adventurers


>> No.17686509

I see what you're saying anon but a big part of my fantasy is meeting my waifu and doing all that stuff together. We'd go through all the hard stuff together and grow and mature together, that's the ultimate dream at least in my opinion.

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>> No.17686548

Sometimes an adventurer gets too old, too injured, or too rich to go out on adventures any more.

They'd have a good idea of how to deal with an eldritch horror.

>> No.17686556

>Taking embarrassing pictures of your draogn wife
This is what makes dragons go on rampages.

>> No.17686560

Not if you threaten to release it to the other dragons in the flight if she does!

>> No.17686570

Believe me, anon. It's worth it.
A "ruler of earth" in a moment like that is a nice treasure for my hoard.

This is pretty mean, but I'd definitely tease her about it. May use for blackmail,
though if she gots her hands on it I'd face a horrible punishment.

>> No.17686572

That's why you have backups.
And have more backups ready to be released to Rata-chan.

>> No.17686582

What if you use them for fapping?

>> No.17686583

This is playing with dragon's fire. Waifu has her claws around a few tanukis and they could easily turn that Rata against me. I'm fighting a losing battle and I won't give up, but taking risks are too dangerous.

>> No.17686584

Got my MGE2 book in the mail this morning. Just got around to opening it up. There's a lot of information about different locations in the MGE world, some locations we've yet to hear about:
>The Realm of Fire
>The Lost Kingdoms of the Desert
>The Realm of Ice
>The Noble Capital of the Undying
>The Wondrous Land of Wonderland
>The Kingdom Ruled by Cats, for Cats
>The Continent Shrouded in Mist
>The Ethereal Land of Zipangu
>The Exotic Hospitality of Ryugujo

And then it includes info on the Overlord's Army and the Extremists, the God of Wine, and the Goddess of Love. It also rehashes some of the basic info introduced in the first book at the beginning.

>> No.17686593

Cat Kingdom when?

>> No.17686594

Why would I use those images when I have her?

I'm excited for all this info. It'll definitely be fun to play around.

>> No.17686595

>says this
>posts symmetrical automaton
Mixed messages, senpai

>> No.17686597

Why fap the the picture when you can stick it in the real deal?

That's why you gotta get REAL devious.
One that goes outside the flight to a metallic/chromatic rival.

>> No.17686599

>The Noble Capital of the Undying
Wait, there's a undead capital?
Fuck Yeah!

>> No.17686616

Just a few spoilers on it:
>it's an arcane realm much like Wonderland (meaning it's on a difference plane of existence
>has Western architecture
>Cheshires can be found there and are even guides
>the final stop on a Cheshire's tour is always in an alley :^)
>Bastet the Goddess of the Cats is more like an Alpha Cat than a Goddess
>She lives in the kingdom, not the Divine Realm

>> No.17686619

>The Ethereal Land of Zipangu

fuck yes

>> No.17686620

Because there isn't fanart of an asymmetrical Automaton.

>> No.17686625

>The Lost Kingdoms of the Desert
Finally, I've been waiting forever for some more information on the desert regions. Hopefully the book gets scanned soon.

>> No.17686630

>The Kingdom Ruled by Cats, for Cats

>> No.17686631
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>Noble Capital of the Undying
Give the deets.

>> No.17686633

Bastet is Top Cat!

>> No.17686636

I don't know, if I approached a nice white and blue dragon and told her to hold on to that picture and reveal it to the world if something bad happened to me she might get protective thinking that I'm getting abused.

Handling two dragons would make me explode.

>> No.17686637

Actually this doesn't sound as bad as I thought, figured it'd be mostly cait sith related but these points make it sound rather nice.

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100% correct.

>> No.17686647

You don't want them discussing which has the superior body for pleasuring you?
Possibly with contests?

>> No.17686649

>There are cheshires in there
Time to tease them since they don't have those dumb teleport and invisibility magic.

>> No.17686659

It's really just a miniature golf course by the graveyard
They hang out there on Sundays

>> No.17686660
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And don't you forget it!

>> No.17686676

>Implying Cheshire Cats don't have even crazier powers in the cat realm.
On a side note, that's probably the best place to find /fit/ Cheshires whose main mode of hunting involves alleyways, smug grins and a well timed Kabedon.

>> No.17686683

>Implying I'm not waiting for a muscled cheshire to kabedon me just so I can counter with a kiss

Fucking bring it you cats!

>> No.17686692

That's just gonna make her smugger anon!

>> No.17686696

And is she going to be that smug when I hold that kiss, push her back into a sweeping hold, and grope her ass/scratch the base of her tail as I do so?

>> No.17686699

Is wonderland literally just a copy of disney wonderland?

>> No.17686702

Noble Capital of the Undying
>it's an umbral realm (dark demon realm)
>these lands have the power to turn women into the undead
>most of the undead have the power to turn living into the undead
>with mamono mana lands destroyed by war and whatnot can transform into these realms
>ruled by a Wight
>Liches and Vampires form the ruling class as well
>The undead and the hubbies are basically immortal, they do not age
>Hel the Goddess of Life and Death is talked about
>Basically turned the Chief God's churches into her own establishments
>Followers are promised with a long afterlife of peace and love
>The undead are no longer vulnerable to prayers, sunlight, or holy magics

>> No.17686705

Anon, that's going to make her sweep you up in a bridal carry as she takes you to her house for a long rough night of snu snu.
You're going to become intimately familiar with the sight of her big firm ass bouncing up and down on your dick.
Vanilla or Tanned?

>> No.17686714


Going to engage in wrestle sex and find ways to help that ass get bigger and more firm.

Gonna get this cheshire ripped.

>> No.17686717

>Basically turned the Chief God's churches into her own establishments
That poor inexperienced goddess just keeps getting BTFO. How can she recover?

I mean, she's pretty much the "villain" of the setting but I can't help feeling sorry for her, being tasked with continuing a war her predecessor started and she's in way over her head. Girl probably needs a hug.

>> No.17686719

>Realm of Fire
>Realm of Ice


>> No.17686720

She needs a hubby is what she needs.

>> No.17686721

She's already big as a Jinko with abs that would make a Dragon blush anon.
You should be focusing on getting her pregnant.

>> No.17686723

Fun little tidbits about MGE2:
>Kamaitachis still have that old design in the English Version
>The plural of Apophis is Apophes

>> No.17686732

Whose to say I can't do both?

>> No.17686741
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I wanna go there. Sound perfect.

>> No.17686742

I want to bridal carry my waifu only for her to turn the tables and bridal carry me with her hair

>> No.17686757

So what you're saying is you want your waifu do be pumping iron while her pussy pumps your dick?
Keep this in mind anon: She's a Cheshire so she's probably just as flexible as she is strong.

>> No.17686764

>The Noble Capital of the Undying
Aw yes!

>> No.17686766

She needs to be bigger and stronger for all the daughterus she's going to carry.

No stopping till she's big and strong enough to frighten off those hungry, elder wendigos in the winter woods.

>> No.17686770

For those visiting the Cat Kingdom, remember there's one trick you can use if you need to defend yourself, with the use of some clothes-pegs.


>> No.17686778

Info on Eros, please!

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>> No.17686790


>Quickly put a clothes peg on Bastet as she welcomes you to the kingdom
>She stops talking mid-sentence and stares blankly at nothing
>Her guards move to apprehend you but you put one on each of them, pacifying them

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>with mamono mana lands destroyed by war and whatnot can transform into these realms
This feeds my boner for fantasy areas based in architecturally pleasing ruins.
>ruled by a Wight
So every Undead Kingdom will have a Wight as its top dog?

>> No.17686810

Good luck (spoiler ahead):
They built the Cat Kingdom in the form of a labyrinth with abrupt changes in elevation so that only a cat girl can jump up; in other words if one is chasing you, you'll end up in a dead-end cornered by your pursuer.

>> No.17686820

>Hugely muscled cheshire with tan-lines and a robin egg blue color.
>Easily built enough to give onis and minotaurs pause.
>Wants to be filled to the brim with kittens.
>Loves nothing more than to do cute poses while wearing a naked apron for her husband to surprise him.

>> No.17686822

I want to do this to a princess or high priestess and pet and cuddle her like a common housecat while she's down!

>> No.17686829

So,you are saying ancient evils prefer husbandos who achieved wizardry?

>> No.17686830


wasn't that a thing in the movie The Cat Returns?

>> No.17686834


>> No.17686845

>Basically turned the Chief God's churches into her own establishments
So I can go there and fuck my undead waifu? Nice.

>> No.17686846

Would you facefuck Bastet while she's pacified by the clothespin? Specifically, would you do that if she told you it's her fetish?

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>>Basically turned the Chief God's churches into her own establishments
DEAD Paladin-chans!

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>> No.17686870

Eros and her cult:
>resembles the angels who serve her (the houris)
>loves when humans and monster join together
>is a very affectionate person
>tends to favor monsters,
>the Order questions her and her cult, accepts the non-hedonistic denominations
>Three Basic Tenets:
>"Embrace love, live in love, and love will save you"
>"Good love for good deeds"
>"To those who hold love, golden love; to those who wreck love, lead-black loss"
>the cult of Eros is growing, especially with monsters
>Eros is important even among the gods
>Many weddings take place at Eroist churches

>> No.17686872

God damn cats, they can't keep getting away with this.

>> No.17686882
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dragons are for chaining up and womb bullying!

>> No.17686883

>"To those who hold love, golden love; to those who wreck love, lead-black loss"
I take it this refers to the Cupids and their arrows. So the Black arrow is actually more of a punishment than forcing someone to want love?
Also, thanks.

>> No.17686886
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>Cats think I can't jump good

They said I could be anything.

They said Acrobat was worthless fodder.


>> No.17686890

>Be a peasant living in order controlled territory.
>Every week, the same Paladin comes to your home to collect your "taxes"
>It's practically extortion money just for being born in an order controlled city, leaving you barely enough to scrape by.
>Every time that noble bitch makes you kiss her boot while she "oh-ho-hos" at how "pathetic" you are because she's never had to go hungry.
>One day the sky goes black, and you hear screams in the streets.
>Before you can even check, that Paladin bitch barges in and knocks over a shelf to block the door.
>As you actually get a look at her, you notice several things.
>One, her skin is much paler than usual.
>Two, her breastplate is missing completely and her enormous funbags are exposed to you
>And three, most important, she has a bite mark that's radiating a purple miasma.
>"Sweet, adorable anon~ So cute... So waaarm~"
>You realize too late that she's a Zombie as she pounces on you and starts raping you.
>After a long hard night of dicking, you learn that she's always had a crush on you but her social skills were so abysmal she retreated into acting like a character from a lewd book her mother tried hiding from her.
>That very same day she took her oaths to Hel in the newly rechristened chapel while riding your dick and taking you as her husband.

>> No.17686895

The black arrow is for inducing an inescapable desire for love.
Homewreckers probably get shot with it and then locked away where they can't get love.
No tolerance for NTR in the Eros Cult.

>> No.17686896

I want to fugg a Paladin (deceased)'s lewd guts.

>> No.17686899

You'd better be talking about knocking her up and not some disgusting necrophilia thing.

>> No.17686900

You know, I think there are more dragon slayers and knights than sluts. Dragons are for intense loving and making them feel like never before.

>> No.17686902

I'm talking about some disgusting necrophilia thing.

>> No.17686904

Not even /trash/ wants you gurofag.

>> No.17686911

Gonna breed that paladin-zombie with all thr feelings I've had until she's bloated with it.

>> No.17686914

Mist Continent Spoilers:

It appears it is in a constant state of war, where three factions are trying to take control of the land. This is why many of the girls from there are good in martial arts.
>Land of the Four Gods (emerald realm)
>Land of the Four Fiends (umbral realm)
>Land of the Four Souls (human state that's monster friendly)

>> No.17686915

What will you do when she wights and regains her tsundere faculties?

>> No.17686917

But what undead would she turn into after you overload her with spirit energy anon? A Wight or a Ghoul?
Keep in mind there's no getting rid of her cuddlelust.

>> No.17686919

Romance of the Three Kingdoms Confirmed.

>> No.17686920

Mist kingdom stuff got posted in detail a while back.

>> No.17686922

>Implying I just won't act like her Tsundere feelings are her asking for another top off.

Wight if she's a zombie.
An excuse to keep going so her magical prowess can advance.

>> No.17686928

Ah, I want to kill a Paladin-chan so I can make her corpse into my daki.

>> No.17686932
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Are vampire paladins acceptable big sisters?

>> No.17686934

>Implying becoming a Wight will make her tsundere.
>Implying she won't become even more deredere as she's one step closer to getting knocked up with her beloved anon's baby.
Though speaking of her old Himedere ways, I have to wonder if she enjoys laying back and roleplaying a scenario where you rape her for her past actions against you?

>> No.17686936


>> No.17686937

I got a whole bag full of cucumbers, those cats are gonna get it!

>> No.17686939

And then there's this fucking freak.

Vampire Paladins are some of the best big sisters. Just don't be surprised if she feeds you things that make your shota dick the size of a pornstar's for the sake of irrumatio.

>> No.17686943

I am gonna make her feel VERY loved after filling that daugheru making belly

>> No.17686944

Being undead may have mad her a bit more 'pliable' so the revenge of the angry peasant will be long and thorough.

>> No.17686946

How badly would a Cheshire be traumatized if you inserted a cucumber into her no-no places?

>> No.17686948
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>Warrior Anon goes to Eros
>Not for love, no, quite the opposite
>He asks for the darkest arrow, the blackest black, so that he might become the greatest warrior of the land
>To seal away his human nature, the desire to mate, the desire for pleasure, the desire to find love
>Give him the focus he needs so that even mighty Ares looks upon him in awe of his devotion to combat
>Before she can refuse his request an Amazonian Cupid twangs him with a love arrow
>Before the final arrow is struck he curses Eros for her betrayal and all forms of love
>Then he has a nice wedding reception that Eros herself put together and lives happily ever after

>> No.17686949

Oh hey, it's the dom, the switch and the sub lands.

>> No.17686956

Desert kingdoms, Wonderland or Ryugujo please.

>> No.17686960

Interesting thing when reading the Realm of Fire section, we might see a new girl, as a new creature is mentioned: Balrog.
The Overlord (DL) send them out to quell extremely dangerous volcanoes before they erupt.
They are great fiends covered in hellfire. This may hint at a new girl or at least a new beast.

>> No.17686964

>The Realm of Fire.
>The Realm of Ice.

Now that's interesting, details?

>> No.17686966

>all these people wanting undead waifus

what,nobody finds scary waking up to your undead lazily looking up at you and her mouth glued to the morning tent? god forbid its a vampire,fangs dont belong there

>> No.17686967

Oh yeah, I remember an anon mentioning something like that. Something about it being great for minerals and sweaty sex too.

What about the ice land?

>> No.17686969

>"Wh-what are you doing you filthy peasant? Untie me at once!"
>No, don't think I will. You've been humiliating me for years. Keeping me starving with your taxes. I'm getting my revenge.
>"Why are you pulling down my tights? What's that hard thing against my ass? You filth! Get that thing away from my pus- Ah!"
>You and I are going to have a long night.
>"No! No! Help me! Someone!"
And then afterwards she cuddles you and thanks you for indulging in her perverted fantasies.

I can just imagine what's going through that Cupid's head.
>"Throw away his emotions? No love? No sex? Fuck that, I'm gonna make him mine and ride that cock until he begs me to marry him!"

>> No.17686972

The fangs make it exciting though.

>> No.17686976

>god forbid its a vampire
But that's the best, anon. Being drained in both ways at once is the best.

>> No.17686977

Oh, this is only the beginning.
The prudest ones break the hardest, she's probably a degenerate that wouldn't mind walking around sans-panties and stuffed to the brim with seed.

>> No.17686979

If wanting a big-breasted Lich to experiment on me is wrong I don't want to be right

>> No.17686985

Desert Kingdoms:
>Ruled by the pharaohs of old before the previous Overlord existed
>They didn't used to be deserts
>The apophes of old destroyed the kingdoms
>Many pharaohs were turned to dust before they could ever reawaken
>The surviving pharaohs along with some subjects went into a long slumber
>They are now reawakening
>Khepris are now building up the places where the pharaohs did die forever

>> No.17686997

I want to replace a Cupid's arrows with real ones and get her to shoot me.

>> No.17686998
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>Come home to grapewife cheerfully cooking dinner.
>She's in a strangely good mood. Not grumbling about her boss like usual.
>Go to your room to change, notice a lump in the bed.
>Pull back the covers revealing a naked brown woman, her modesty protected only by the erotic web of painfully tight rope binding her.
>She looks up and tries to yell something to you but it's made incomprehensible by a drool-soaked gag.
>Her eyes are wide with panic.
>You call out to your wife in the kitchen, "Honey?"
>"Yes, Dear?"
>"Why is there a naked brown woman in the bed?"
>"Oh, you found her!" She calls back happily.
>She slithers into the room looking excited. "I've been trying to nab her for months now but she's stupid lucky. Oh, and don't be rude, she's not 'brown', she's Egyptian."
>"Looks pretty brown to me, Sweetie."
>"Yeah but when you say it that way it sounds like you're saying she's colored and-"
>"Okay, let's stop there and get back to - why is there a naked woman in the bed?"
>"To rape!"
>"To rape."
>"Oh come on, it will be fun! We'll do it together! I'll hold her still for you and you can just plow away. Look, she even has pubic hair. How exotic!"
>The woman lets out a muffled scream as your wife wrenches her legs open.
>You say a silent prayer fervently wishing that this woman isn't your wife's boss but you know in your heart it's a foolish hope.
Life with grape can be trying at times.

>> No.17687002

I like to imagine that Cupids have a massive healing fetish and go out of their way to marry lonely men with low self-esteem.

>> No.17687003

I've got to go for now. I'll try to do more write-ups on the MGE2 info later if no one else has and address any clarifications that are needed and maybe add more detail. I tried to summarize them the best I could.

>> No.17687005

that'd probably be the most traumatizing thing for a Cupid to go through

>> No.17687006

Good old Khepris, all the more reason to be their king.

>> No.17687008

Anon please.
Try walking around in full armor with two dildos modeled after your dick shoved firmly into both holes.

>Khepris are now building up the places where the pharaohs did die forever
Oh wow, that's actually kinda depressing.
Imagine a Pharaoh Kingdom re-awakening only for the Pharaoh to not be there anymore.
Now I can't help but imagine Khepris being smug as being a defense mechanism.
Imagine one breaking down as she rides you and needing a hug because she knows thing will never be the same as when the Pharaoh who was practically her older sister was alive.

>> No.17687010

Okay, so it's basically Necrons/Tomb Kings.

>> No.17687012

>switch lands

You have my attention now...

>> No.17687013

I guess grapesnakes counts as ancient evils.

>> No.17687015

Okay but would you do it? You'll have to take responsibility when the Pharaoh is completely graped and can't possibly imagine anything getting her off but a threesome with you and your Apophis wife.

>> No.17687018

She'll get over it.

>> No.17687021

So the above AND the dildos.
She probably would suck me off all night after putting some manticore venom in me so I can 'rest' and so she can prepare for the morning.

>> No.17687023

Comfy immortal unlife with Jiangshi wife in a cool aesthetic place? I'm so there.

>> No.17687024

>A Cupid's Kuu demeanor only shatters when she's ecstatically happy or if she has to save an anon from suicide.
Would you vow to live your life and protect her smile if she soared and and saved you from hitting the ground before clinging close to you and bawling her eyes out?

>> No.17687027


>She'll get over killing/nearly killing someone by accident

if you say so

>> No.17687028
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>Now I can't help but imagine Khepris being smug as being a defense mechanism.
>that next line too
Fuck my heart didn't need this. Golden bugs need a hug.

>> No.17687030

It's a comfy land where monsters and humans are equal. They only fight to defend themselves or at least that's what I remember.

>> No.17687031

It's probably the only way to keep her from getting fired at this point. You're going to have to.

>> No.17687032

>Imagine a Pharaoh Kingdom re-awakening only for the Pharaoh to not be there anymore.
They might just "acquire" a pharaoh.

>> No.17687033

She'll get a husband and be too busy getting fucked to care about what happened in the past.

>> No.17687037

Too much effort.

>> No.17687043

I'll make her wear nothing on her humongous funbags the rest of her days.
Her titanic titties will always be exposed for me to play with at a moment's whim for eternity as she droopily smiles and giggles.
She's perfect.

>> No.17687048

Smug gold bugs need group cuddles to cope with the loss.

But anon, the Pharaoh is going to be just as lewd as the Apophis! They'll even conspire together to make you into a slut for their pussies.

Oh they will, but first there'll be disorder and panic as the kingdom collectively realizes the Pharaoh isn't with them anymore.
If you think the Khepri's reactions would be bad, imagine the Anubis frantically trying to come up with a plan, the Mummies wandering the castle aimlessly looking for their mistress and the Sphinx locking herself in her room and not talking to anyone.

>> No.17687050

I don't think anyone that would actually attempt to kill themself would care about what some crying stranger would say to them.

>> No.17687052

She can't just go showing her tits to everyone on her patrols anon. She can start wearing a bikini top instead of a breastplate though.

>> No.17687054

He'd care after she jams her personal arrow into him and floods him with her feelings.
Did you forget Cupids can do that?

>> No.17687057

I wonder how MGs that live in snowy areas would feel about their husband taking cold showers

>> No.17687062

And the first woman to wander in there is declared the new Pharaoh.

>> No.17687063

A love arrow from a random woman isn't going to do shit against against a man that far gone.

>> No.17687065

It's a good excuse for warming him up after a shower.
>"Oh, you took a cold shower? Are you sick? You might be getting sick.
>"Come and let me warm you back up~"

>> No.17687078

No, but forcing extreme emotions onto a suicidal person is a good way to make them even crazier.
I swear this thread lives in a whole different dimension to the world I inhabit.
Don't get too jealous, I don't have monstergirls either.

>> No.17687081

>be invited by a Khepri Lord to visit his domain (he's an old high school bud that got lost in the desert and got lucky when he fell into the right pit)
>walking down the halls of his palace you hear what sounds like shrill female cries
>you figure it's him fucking his harem, roll your eyes but turn the corner anyway
>He's sitting with his wives all curled up against him, slowly stroking their heads as they sob and try to get closer
>he motions silently a finger to his lips when he sees you, asking you wordlessly to be quiet
>you notice that, due to the time of year and time of day, the sunlight is shining through directly on an image of a regal looking woman in hieroglyph on the wall
>the Khepri are occasionally glancing back over at it, then sobbing again and scooting closer against their husband

>maybe now was a bad time to visit

>> No.17687088
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I think they'll do it to regular Lamias who wander into their place too

>> No.17687089

Mamono Mana

>> No.17687091

Is anything cuter than a bunch of oppai loli valkryies guarding their charge/oniichan?

>> No.17687092

It's not all Jojo references and orgies.
You gotta protect a lot of smiles as a Khepri Lord.

>> No.17687096

Just imagine being some foreigner kidnapped along with a local nomad woman by a bunch of monsters who proceed to make you fuck her until she corrupts into a Pharaoh.
Imagine watching her hips widen, her breasts swell and her ass tighten with every load you pump into her.

>> No.17687101

Would be fantastic.
Although getting me to stop would be a tad....difficult.

>> No.17687103

I think the idea of being a Khepri lord is cool. It's more nuanced than just 'and then they fucked forever as incubus and monster' in my headcanon at least

>> No.17687107

But he invited you, why would it be a bad time to visit?
He probably wants you to take care of the Anubis and the Sphinx since he's already got a harem of shortstack smug bugs.

>> No.17687110

Oppai lolis are really disgusting so yeah, almost anything can be cuter.

>> No.17687111

It'd be pretty difficult to get the new Pharaoh to stop too anon. She'd leglock you after the fourth load. It'll get especially hard when the old Pharaoh's ghost starts watching you two fuck and gives the new one some advice from old books she read while she was alive.

>> No.17687113

Seems that way. It was a sly way to make sure more of his subjects are being cared for.

>> No.17687114

That's an even worse solution, using DE in that scenario is just sweeping the problem under the rug and ignoring it instead of actually trying to fix it.

>> No.17687119

But they all get really close to you with their spears out in a formation while two fly about shoulder height and one sits on your shoulders to give you a protective boob hat.

They regularly rotate who is the boob hat.

>> No.17687124


Anon being on a date with his waifu

>> No.17687126

It's shit, anon. A normal valk daughteru trying to use her mother's armor set is infinitely better than trashy oppai lolis.

>> No.17687135

If they're able to sit on my shoulders and give me a boob hat, they'd have to be the size of a 1st grader with the tits of a 600lb hambeast. No thank you, sir. I like oppai loli, but only when some vestiges of sane proportions are left.
Tits bigger than head are an affront against tits.

>> No.17687138

Tits bigger than heads are the best!
Even when on normal sized or taller girls!

>> No.17687139

Right there with ya. I'm at the point where even Wurm-sama would get frustrated at my mental state. Flayers would refuse to help; it's too toxic.

Shit, this depression's hitting hard again. Even "perfect" women reject me in my fantasies. I'll just back off now; no sense in ruining everyone else's fun.

>> No.17687142

>Tits bigger than head are an affront against tits
Blasphemer, usurper, betrayer, snake! Begone!

>> No.17687143
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Kamaitachi is here!

Beyond there always being three of them, they're a race with a lot of options. I especially like how KC didn't define the trio by their body types but rather by their skills (i.e. you could have three lolis, three tall and curvy ones, and so on), and the trio don't even have to be sisters.

>> No.17687148

Yes, there is an error with the diet line, it will be fixed shortly.

>> No.17687149

>Triplets that always get pregnant at the same time and always give birth to triplets
Holy shit.

>> No.17687150

What is this?
A profile for giant ant lolis?

>> No.17687154

Gives new meaning to 'dinner, a bath, or me'
I like em

>> No.17687159
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Could I have three extra thick 7 ft. tall Kamaitachi if I wanted?

>> No.17687161

I don't like them.

>> No.17687162

Is that wind weasel associated with the number 3 in irl mythology?

>> No.17687167

They're legitimately a joke yokai, like even in ancient Japanese lore and all
They're ancient religious shitposts about whirlwinds, and that's why when a ninja does a big whirlwind attack in anime it has 'kamaitachi' in its name somewhere
The Dan of yokai

>> No.17687169


they attack in groups of 3 originally, yes.

>> No.17687170

That's a possibllity. There's gonna be a trio where the one with blades is the smallest while the one with medicine has the body of a Titania.

>> No.17687174

All that pudgy against you would be maximum comfy.

>> No.17687177
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Fixed text. Disposition and diet were originally switched around.

>> No.17687178

>The Dan of yokai
Dan vs dan?

>> No.17687181 [SPOILER] 
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Undeads are the best girls around.

>> No.17687219

That's a lot of sloppy smothering.

>> No.17687227

>Big, strongfat Kamaitachi for strength
>Shortstack, busty one for cutting
>Hourglass, sensual one for medicine

A good harem, although I wonder if its harder to impregnate them than normal due to the multiple births and nature of all three getting pregnant at once.

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Who else bought their copy in real life?

>> No.17687347


>> No.17687382


>Vampire waifu

>Kid 1

>Kid 2

>Kid 3

>Kid 4

>> No.17687392

I bet nerdy vampires play a modded version of Crusader Kings to pretend to be the head of their royal families.

They probably get pissed when that 'Anon' character they made ends up getting taken by a nearby paladin-chan order for 'population breeding' instead of coming to them.

>> No.17687398

I'm eyeballing both of the guides. Is Amazon a good place to buy?

>> No.17687399
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>girl at the till knew what monster girl quest was from KC's artstyle

>> No.17687409

Good shipping and it'll be cheaper than than most of the big box retailers.

>> No.17687410

>TFW I won't be able to get mine for 2 more months.
Life is pain.

>> No.17687441


>> No.17687458
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Hi. Finished another thing after reading the translation of the succubus notethingy. Trying to follow the posting format the other guy suggested now.

Hearts and Minds
Tags: Succubus, no smut
Synopsis: A guy is getting chased by an Ushi-Oni, but receives help from a girl for seemingly little to no reason.

Short one, barely 4k words long.

>> No.17687461
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In the process of commissioning an Ochimusha raping her Aruji-Dono after she built a muscled body to cater to his tastes and he still wont have sex with her. Im still unsure if the Ochi should slap him or if that would be too much even for angry rapemode muscled Ochi.

>> No.17687462
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She probably played it


At least you can read the reviews like this one.

>> No.17687463

>Ochimusha raping her Aruji-Dono
That's retarded, you're retarded.

>> No.17687479

She is a professional mangaka and has no time for such indecency.

>> No.17687497

>In the process of commissioning an Ochimusha raping her Aruji-Dono
I approve wholeheartedly.

>> No.17687501

And people still wont believe that when portals open, it will be SJWs the ones who will do everything to keep us away from our waifus.

>> No.17687508
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They're just 3DPD. They don't matter.

>> No.17687521

>mfw lilims convert all the SJWs into super submissive girls that do nothing but dote on their hubby and serve him hand and foot

>> No.17687522

I need to laugh at stupidity, got more triggered at MGE SJWs screencaps?

>> No.17687525

Hopefully some Lilim will nuke SF or Melbourne with dark matter when they show up

>> No.17687532


Kamaitachi is also in the MGE Volume #2 book that came out today!

>> No.17687541

That explains a lot.

>> No.17687549

3 scenes planned:
>Ochi flexing her delicious muscled body
>Ochi threatening anon with her katana on his neck that he better not refuse, the katana pressed hard enough to draw droplets of blood colored mana. Im still debating if I should give anon a slap handprint or not
>Ochi mounting anon with ahegao face and maybe heart pupils

>> No.17687555

I need heartwarming stories about Liches damn it!

>> No.17687565

You write a heartwarming manticore story, and I'll tackle a lich story.

>> No.17687567

commonwealth britbonghistanese for cash register

>> No.17687568

The slap print sounds a bit much but the rest is fantastic.

>> No.17687580

Thanks for the imput. I will leave the slap print out. What about the katana drawing droplets of blood colored mana? Is that too much?

>> No.17687587

>Hearts and Minds
I was going to use that title for something I'm doing. Oh well.

>> No.17687598

Probably not, that sort of thing already happens with swords in the setting. Demon silver is sexy.

It's your money though so do whatever makes you happy, that's the important part.

>> No.17687614
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>smiling White Horn watching you take a cold shower from outside your bathroom window
>passing Wendigos, Yetis, and Ice Queens see the White Horn and want to know what's going on too
>a crowd forms outside your bathroom window, all trying to get a view

>> No.17687616

Oy vey

>> No.17687643

gonna open a window and let the steam out into white horn's face!

>> No.17687659

>She probably played it
do girls even play that?

>> No.17687665

Use it anyways. What's he gonna do, DMCA you?

>> No.17687673

Yes. A few weebettes I know played it "for the story", one had the balls to admit that she likes shotas being raped.

>> No.17687682

The hot steam's going to make her hot and bothered, she'll poke in and expect a hug from you

>> No.17687691


>> No.17687706

Amazons need to stop tricking naive anthropologists into lewd situations

>> No.17687712
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>We've reached full circle with the glowing cujine fags

>> No.17687761

Forgettable will remain forgettable to the bitter end.
Life with them sounds comfy just like most Zipangu species, but that's about it.

>> No.17687770

Amazons need to stop making burgers out of humans.

>> No.17687778

I want to give Amazons burgers!

>> No.17687781

>cold shower

What sorcery is this?

>> No.17687784

That's how you lose an arm.

>> No.17687795

Welcome to MGE

>> No.17687799

Or how I open a new chain of restaurants!

>> No.17687819

I second this.

>> No.17687824

Amazons are vicious monsters, be careful around them.

>> No.17687835
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Cute dogs!

>> No.17687838

They're clones.

>> No.17687840

but anon Amazons are loving wives who just wish to be loved just like any other mg

>> No.17687841

What an adorable daughteru.

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>> No.17687845

Lava golem hugging the cold water pipe so anon's pipes don't freeze

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>> No.17687849

Oh, I thought we were talking about toku monsters.

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>> No.17687856

>Promise her that if she keeps it warm for long enough, anon will eventually lure a friend into the basement for her.
>She spends weeks quietly hugging that pipe with a dreamy smile as she imagines meeting her husband.
Don't abuse the MGs.

>> No.17687865

>exclaim out loud how cold you are after finishing the shower

>> No.17687867

I imagine she'd meet her husband soon than you expect, especially if Anon 'gently guides' one of his friends down the stairs with a light push

>> No.17687879

That's a big choragon.

>> No.17687880

And then they had sex

>> No.17687892

He'd better, or else the MG protection services are going to have a few words with him. I heard the organization hired a new ushi oni enforcer for these sort of situations.

>> No.17687897

What silly PJs.

>> No.17687906

>"Mr. Anon, I'm sure you're wondering why they'd send an ushi oni like me to handle this. You see, some situations require a delicate approach.

>Delicate. Like your house."

>> No.17687911
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Im going to force my Ochi waifu to watch the Oda Nobuna anime and roleplay the scenes with her.

>> No.17687917

>oda nobuna

>> No.17687923

I have neither of those anymore.

>> No.17687926

Would there be an Ochi who uses a gun?

>> No.17687930

Westaboo Ochi

>> No.17687935

Cowgirl Ochi?

In more ways than one?

>> No.17687945

Ochis are not for roleplaying they are serious bodyguards.

>> No.17687946

>huge losses of life like both major wars?
>World Wars
>major losses of life

Those weren't even Chixculub-impact level, and you can bet I'd be telling whichever girl how half the stars in the sky died 100 million years ago, but are so far away we haven't seen them go out yet.

Gotta let living beings know their tiny, insignificant place in the sick, dying universe.

>> No.17687980

Yeah, remember that pre-DL MGEverse was WORSE than our world.

>> No.17688030
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>tfw no ancient MG who still remembers the horrors of the old world

>> No.17688051

>MGs who wake up crying because they had a nightmare that he turned back into her old form and hurt you

>> No.17688061

There will never be any portals.

>> No.17688077


But a man can dream. That's all I've got left to keep me going.

>> No.17688097

>Ancient, Ancalagon-tier Dragon remembers her days of absolutely despoiling the land
>wonders if anyone will ever forgive her for the entire civilization she put to the torch in a single day
>goes to the ruins to brood, recognizing every scorch mark
>finds an archaeologist sitting there, attempts and fails to hide
>he overheard her muttering to herself about the sheer destruction
>she asks if he can forgive her
>turns out he was impressed by the story and wants her to tell him more about her ancient campaign of devastation
>she just can't catch a break

>> No.17688120

Day 1xxx. Still waiting.

>> No.17688123
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Kinda makes me wonder if the oldest dragons might be loath to assume their "full dragon" forms, since they associate it with that.

>> No.17688125

I'd rather shock a monster girl with the human propensity for violence.
>Been married 5 years
>She's never seen you do anything that could even remotely be considered violent
>She's pregnant with your first child
>Someone breaks in one night
>Grab the rifle you take to the range sometimes
>Find two guys in your living room, both armed with knives
>Shoot both
>She comes running after hearing the shots
>Finds them both dead
>You're still aiming at them
>You're expressionless
>After the police are called and things are cleaned up, you try to go right back to bed

>> No.17688160

That was a nice cute story.

>> No.17688177

Cute. Good stuff.

>> No.17688194

Would that really be considered violent for a monster girl?

>> No.17688209

Being treated as so mundane would probably be jarring for someone unaccustomed to us.

>> No.17688218

There's only one type of guy that MGs hate and would never marry, and those are psychopaths. This sounds like a psychopath to me.

>> No.17688286

Just got my copy of mge2 and tentacle's bonus pic made me realized that the images aren't censored. Also Apophes keep Pharaoh's as pets. Too tired might share more when I wake up.

>> No.17688441

Hey man I'm a psychopath and I came here because I wanted someone who was willing to look past that. I've not hurt anyone, I just sometimes want to really badly, or start maniacally laughing at random. My waifu would still love me, especially if she was a chunni cursed sword or dhampir.

>> No.17688466

MGs absolutely detest just the mere idea of taking someone's life. They go through leaps and bounds to prevent death when at all possible, even if someone is trying to kill them. They also hate those who take human life. Your best bet would be to go get flayed at a mindflayer's clinic, because until then no MG would consider taking you.

>> No.17688471

All this talk of monsters of old and human psychos reminds me that I really need to work more on my story.

>> No.17688476

What part of, I've not hurt anyone, don't you get? Just because I have these urges, doesn't mean I have to act on them. I'd probably be a lot less likely to if I had the support of a loving waifu.

>> No.17688488

What if someone threatened their husband?

>> No.17688489

There's nothing deranged about killing armed intruders, my fine European friend.

>> No.17688491

>tfw ptsd healing expert monster girl

>> No.17688492

MGs can sniff out a psychopath just as much as they can sniff out a fag a mile away. Just go get flayed, we're...I mean they're trustworthy, I swear! Nothing to worry about.

>> No.17688502

No way! My waifu is too into healing for me to take that away from her.

>> No.17688503

We all get the urges.

I stockpile cardboard boxes just ao I can carve them up with a knife when I just feel the need to let loose.

Just like sudden bouts of depression and crying yourself to sleep, spontaneous bloodlust is another symptom of the single-man lifestyle.

>> No.17688507

A MG will avoid killing at all costs. However, if they know for a fact that they have no choice, they will take the life of someone to protect themselves or their family. But just because someone breaks into a house doesn't automatically lead to a killing, they do a good job at subduing people without anyone getting killed. In other words, it's a desperate, last resort to kill, and that person would have to be an exceptional fighter to put up any challenge to a MG. Besides, it's much more cost effective to capture an intruder and sell them as a slave than kill them.

>> No.17688510

And they call me a psychopath. At least I don't advicate slavery.

>> No.17688512

>However, if they know for a fact that they have no choice, they will take the life of someone to protect themselves or their family
kind of sad how that would effect the poor girl.

>> No.17688513

>spontaneous bloodlust is another symptom of the single-man lifestyle
I've been a single man my entire life. That's not a symptom of being single. Go see a shrink my dude.

>> No.17688514

we all have urges anon, what makes us different from animals is that we can suppress them, our urges are always in battle with each other because they are,at many times, contradictory, just like you wanting to not being jail and wanting to bash someones skull in at the same time. So,in my opinion, as long you don't act on those urges it's the same as they not existing, which does not make you "scum being redemption". that would be someone who has those same urges and constantly acts chooses to act upon them instead of following his better "urges".

>> No.17688519

It's not like I feel like actually stabbing someone.

The sheer act of destruction is just cathartic. Try screaming in the shower every once in a while.

>> No.17688521

It's more like: I know a friend who's looking for a man, so I'll sell him off to her. Sometimes some MGs will refer to their hubbies as slaves, but it's more a nickname than an actual title. Dark elf is a good example of this.

>> No.17688523

I don't think you're a very good friend.

>> No.17688528

are you telling me you never wanted to break someone's arm or shoot at someone? never had the urge to cause harm to another human or animal? because if so them you are better than me. But ,even so, would argue that you do not fall into the "normal" category.

>> No.17688538

There have been a few times where I've wanted to beat the snot out of someone, but I don't have any bloodlust. Anger and wanting to fight on a rare occasion is normal, but having bloodlust is not.

>> No.17688542

I'm with >>17688538 anon, maybe seek help or something.

>> No.17688543

Did you not read his first post?

>> No.17688544

It's a good way for MGs to get some money to spend with their husbands. It often happens on the battlefield when the Order battles MG forces. MGs who already have a husband will capture men to sell off.

>> No.17688547

I would thank my coworkers forever if they could set me up with a real live woman.

This is the same thing

>> No.17688551

Hopefully she has a husband otherwise I could see her drinking heavily at a bar or something

>> No.17688554

>portals open
>begin epic quest to find your waifu
>before you can even leave the starting town you're captured by an already married lvl 99 succubus and sold off to a group of faceless old matango.

>> No.17688557

Some cool things from the MGE 2 settings info:

>For all their depravity, the extremists faction have a heroic side to them. They carefully plan out invasions to avoid loss of life and also act in more subtle ways. They only make sudden invasions in order to stop things like planned mass executions of monsters, or to stop major human rights abuses, save cities from poverty, etc.

>The Bacchist are basically the nicest and most helpful drunks you could hope to meet. Their tenets are full of teachings about contributing to society, using wine to avoid conflict, using wine to resolve a unavoidable conflict, etc.

Albeit while the translation is pretty good, a careful reader will note that Seven Seas seems to get confused a bit at times when telling what is a plural and what isn't (as Japanese relies heavily on context for such things).

>> No.17688565

>Dank extremist faction
I always had a feeling this was the case. Lends more support to my story premise.

Also just imagine an entire army of Vash the Stampedes, defeating foes without killing them

>> No.17688579


Here here. It's about the journey, not the destination...even if the destination is pretty great too.

>> No.17688582

Yeah, that's what would happen to me.

>> No.17688587

>you're just an average citizen in an order controlled outpost out near the border of lescatie and some other order kingdom
>you have to deal with the order trying to frighten monsters by executing them en masse weekly
>you also have to deal the monsters invading to stop the executions weekly.
>this has been going on for a while now.
>supposedly theres this love/hate thing going on between the enemy commanders.
>you just wish they'd fuck already so you can go down to the market without having to duck for cover.

>> No.17688589

Maybe it's better to wait for her to find you

>> No.17688592

Implying I'm good enough for faceless old matangos

>> No.17688596

On a scale of 1 to Barometz in heat, how much does your waifu like to get all sticky?

>> No.17688600

How do you expect to find your waifu if you don't even try? That's how you get taken by the first level 1 slime you encounter.

>> No.17688604

Someday I will grant your wish.

But I may very nearly break your heart in the process

>> No.17688612

I've always liked the little blurbs Iron-beast does about life with _____mg

>> No.17688615

HAHAHAHA, that would never happen to me . I'M SMART!!!
>proceeds to be swindled by a merchant tanuki and is consequently given the same fate.

>> No.17688618

>The general info on monsters explains in a quite straightforward way why monsters value how much a man lusts for them more than how big his equipment is or how handsome he is. They can provide him with great looks and a big penis easily in time, but a innate desire for monsters is special.

>> No.17688619
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Very. I make her sticky with my love juice, and she makes me slimy with her digestive fluids.

>> No.17688628

Not that anon, but I WANT the level 1 slime.

>> No.17688629

Hey slimes are awesome, I would be totally happy with them.

>> No.17688630

Seems like it'd be pretty dangerous to avoid capture along the way. Worth it though

>> No.17688639

>innate desire for monsters is special
>/mgt/ anons are the ideal husbands for monsters
>inherently classified as the highest grade and most desirable lovers
Our potential is endless.

>> No.17688643

Sticky as in having uncomfortable sticky stuff all over her? Probably about a 1, she isn't a fan of getting all sticky like that because it's really bad for her paws and tail. What she really does like though is getting all slimy and sweaty, she's a solid 11 when it comes to those. Feeling all hot and sweaty and slimy is one of the reasons she loves latex and nude sexy oil wrestling so much.

>> No.17688644

That's fine, but some anons have greater ambitions. I, for one, want to fuck the biggest and loneliest cc out there, the Chief God

>> No.17688646

How do you help your waifu when she has a bad case of galactorrhea?

>> No.17688647

Now I feel like I need to workout just to increase my chances of finding my waifu.

>> No.17688649

>Concerning the Overlord's army at least, we now have a concrete answer on what happens when men who are already married to human women get taken prisoner during battle.

>Namely they are treated well while confined and released later on, either to return home or be relocated along with their families (presumably because if a captured man realizes monsters are not the evil he thought, it may not be safe for him or his family to remain in Order lands).

>> No.17688652

I don't know what that is, and I don't think I want to.

>> No.17688654

>High ranking monster girls throw themselves in hopes of landing an /mgt/ anon
>Everyone here is guaranteed the waifu(s) of his dreams

>> No.17688659

Milk discharge unrelated to pregnancy.

>> No.17688660

Imagine how flattered that lvl 1 slime would be.

>> No.17688661

Not sure how that works with slimes, but I'd imagine the way you'd expect: drinking them dry.

>> No.17688677

Bet you can't name anything better than a buttslut.

>> No.17688681

I want a muscled, battle-scarred werecat veteran to try to claim me.
Just so I can scratch her ripped ears while she's staring at me.

>> No.17688683 [DELETED] 

A cunny slave!

>> No.17688687

He said "better" not worse

>> No.17688689

Yes, I can read.

>> No.17688691

A smug buttslut who gets desmugged only when you fuck her.

>> No.17688692 [DELETED] 

What about a buttcunny slave?

>> No.17688693

Strongfat jinko with a strong cuddlelust.

>> No.17688695

I don't even know what that is anon.

>> No.17688700

You can't fucking write though.

>> No.17688701

You can use it anyways, anon. I made it up on the spot, nothing that required more than ten seconds of thinking, so it's not something I'd get heartbroken about.

>> No.17688704

What even is it?

>> No.17688710

You mean a cloaca? Only a few MGs have those.

>> No.17688711 [DELETED] 

Report and ignore

>> No.17688714 [DELETED] 


>> No.17688720 [DELETED] 

I'm not reporting posts just because a certain word makes your butt hurt

>> No.17688721

Nah, there's no way I'd be that lucky. While everyone else gets captured and married off to their waifu, I'd be the only left behind.

>> No.17688743
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The khepri's book profile speaks of some of the different roles and body types in a khepri colony:

>Sweet, slight servants.
>Hale and hearty soldiers.
>Tall, stern state ministers (who seem asexual but of course are not).

One theory given about the khepri's origin is that they were born form the souls of the desert kingdoms slain inhabitants, fused with the power of the sun god that was released when pharoahs were slain and their mana scattered.

The evidence for this theory is in that the khepri are familiar with the ruins and surrounding lands of the desert kingdoms, despite the race having seemingly shown up out of nowhere. They have memories of the kingdoms, but their recall is worse than the pharaoh's own admittedly vague memories. Their golden shells are also filled with light, i.e. the power of the ancient sun god who appointed the pharaohs.

Being ancient subjects of the destroyed kingdoms is also theorized to be why they instinctively seek out a new leader to help them rebuild destroyed lands.

>> No.17688745 [DELETED] 

t. the faggot doing it

Don't you think it's ironic you're calling people who don't enjoy your brain damaged shitposting butthurt, when you've been butthurt enough about lolis to keep falseflagging and forcing your cancerous meme for months?

>> No.17688748

Who's shitposting? Is it both of them?

>> No.17688751

Take it easy.
Cuddle a kitty.

They come in smug or cute varieties.

>> No.17688765

what about cute/smug kitty

>> No.17688768
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Amusing caption for the nacho.

>The atlach-nacha's husband agreed to revert to human form for an interview. But upon his return, a tearful storm of insults were unleashed upon him. The atlach-nacha mounted him before he could transform back.

>> No.17688771

Nachos are cunts.

>> No.17688772

You get a loli nekomata that is in a frilly dress, has a bow in her hair, and lets out a 'nya-ha-ha!' when you sit her in your lap and scratch her ears.

She purrs easily and will go from smug to genuinely happy at the drop of a hat.

>> No.17688778

Truly the worst.

>> No.17688780

>tfw no 6'6" Khepri Minister of State who conducts diplomacy in an impassive yet overbearing manner and secures the best deal, then comes home and crawls into bed and asks me to pat her head and tell her she's a good girl

>> No.17688782

It's a lot cuter and less insidious with the extra art.

>> No.17688786
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>that whole post

I need this!

>> No.17688787

No, it's not. Stop being a spider apologist.

>> No.17688793

I will when spiders stop being perfection.

>> No.17688794

Nachas are just awful in every sense of the word. I usually like chaos girls, but nachas are just garbage.

>> No.17688797

Your waifu is trash.

>> No.17688800

Can you handle her laying belly up in your lap, purring and demanding more without saying it?

>> No.17688804

The chaos girl part of them is the garbage, nachos would be top tier without the transformation.

>> No.17688808

and the part where they turn the entire world into a chaos realm.

>> No.17688810

Remainder that the only good bug is a dead one.


>> No.17688812

Whats the chaos version of your waifu anons?

>> No.17688814

Does anyone have a source for this? Google and saucenao were no help

>> No.17688819 [DELETED] 
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>chaos version

we're all doomed!

>> No.17688824

Seems like a nice story, but I can't recommend digging too deep in his twitter.

>> No.17688825

>Chaos version of human girl

>> No.17688829

>chaos Kobold
No idea anon. I guess Wendigo would be the closest which is just fine with me.

>> No.17688835

>off topic image
>shit waifu
leave please.

>> No.17688837

KC already made her and called her a Shoggoth.

>> No.17688838

A chaos dragon. Sounds pretty scary.

>> No.17688839

I want to tell an alp that I don't swing that way!

>> No.17688843

>Chaos Dark Mage
>Daughters of Chaos starts playing

>> No.17688846 [DELETED] 

>Chaos Alp

(Temporarily and reversible) transforms you into an alp as well for kinky times.

>> No.17688849

Do I even have to tell you to fuck off, or do you hear that enough?

>> No.17688853

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure to protect Dorome-chan's smile.

Only monsters don't protect that smile.

>> No.17688858

I thought you couldn't possibly make an alp worse. How about you just turn into an alp and save us all some trouble.

>> No.17688868

What does she do that makes her chaos?

>> No.17688870

>actually posting something like this
Now anon it's fine to like things like that but if you actually post them the autists freak out for hours, please think next time.

>> No.17688871

Will starting a garden with her make her smile?

>> No.17688874

At least the trumpart doesn't turn you into a woman.

>> No.17688877

Wow, its both gay and lesbian, its /y/ /u/ ri

>> No.17688887

Thanks mate!

>> No.17688890

Oh please I bet you like inari or some other pleb waifu. Ushi-oni are for only for those with distinguished taste.

>> No.17688892

I don't know, anon just asked what a chaos version would be.

Maybe her fire transforms you into a jewel or something (reversible), her roar can cause insanity and fearboners and her wings are something like a portal to a chaos dimension. Her scales are surprisingly squishy.

>> No.17688899

Being a jewel sounds unpleasant.

>> No.17688905

I don't have a waifu actually.

>> No.17688906

I can never tell if these posters just pussy out and delete their own posts, or if you can get deleted for wrongthink (wrongfetish?)

>> No.17688910

You'd look cool though. She can also put you in her wing dimension if you're not into that.

>> No.17688911

He literally posted about becoming an alp, he pussied out.

>> No.17688914

Chandeliers look cool, I don't want to be one.

>> No.17688915

You're a real holier than thou cunt.

>> No.17688922

That was the janitor.

I honestly feel sorry for the amount of work they need to do just to keep this thread appeased.

>> No.17688924

Being a cunt in this thread is par for the course

>> No.17688927

Huh. I guess that is what a wendigo is, kdf.

>> No.17688929

I wouldn't want to become one either, but someone might be into it.

>> No.17688932

He wouldn't have to clean up if you didn't just shit all over the floor.

>> No.17688933

Just get mamono mana to intervene.

>> No.17688945

To be fair what you can and can't like in this thread is dubious
Like how for some reason fatshit is tolerated but less extreme stuff is met with hostility

>> No.17688954

Don't pretend that thicc is fat, the difference is so blindingly obvious the only way you couldn't see it is if you were purposefully ignoring it. There's no comparison.

>> No.17688956

That too. They would have a good gimmic, but the chaos parts make them urge to purge -tier.

>> No.17688959

I have seen actual fucking fat fetishization in this thread and I will trawl through the archive to prove it if I have to.

>> No.17688964

The fatfags are slippery shitstains, often they get away with sneaking their trash past others by using vague terms and they really need to fuck off.

>> No.17688966

Are you going to argue that those pictures of the fatass cheshire are "thick"

>> No.17688967

>Chaos Lich
This sounds extremely dangerous.

>> No.17688970

Go for it. I'm more than willing to believe it. The fact is occasionally a few people will reveal some awful fetish they share here, and they'll circlejerk each other. Like last week where all those guys wanted to be pegged by their waifus.

>> No.17688977
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Is it Slime Time?

>> No.17688984

No. Again, the difference is obvious to anyone who isn't being an idiot.

>> No.17688988
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Prime time for slime time.

>> No.17689003
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>this isn't fat to you

>> No.17689009

Ok you dumbass, I was agreeing with you.

>> No.17689012

Damn, I misread. Sorry! But still, there are probably dumbfucks who think that.

>> No.17689013

They do have the same cutesy sort of charm.

>> No.17689020

I love it when two people agree with each other but don't immediately recognize it

>> No.17689029

I wanna squish a little Dorome!

>> No.17689065

I want to be bullied by a hellhound

>> No.17689080

Too bad I'm bullying you.

>> No.17689094

well are you at least an Ushi or something?

>> No.17689097

please be in ohio

>> No.17689100

Being bullied by a hellhound would probably be pretty good. You'd never actually get hurt, and she'd be grooming you to be the perfect house husband for her to protect. She'd force you to cook her boxed lunches every day, but only so you can learn to cook better. She'd do lewd things to you while you're tied up, but it's to get you a taste for it. She'd make you massage her muscles, but only so that you start lusting after her body. Just perfect.

>> No.17689107

Nope I'm a Floridaman.

>> No.17689120

Awesome. Glad to hear its confirmed a variety of bodytypes. Being a Khepri Lord seems all the more appealing now. Fantastic girls.

>> No.17689132

What a mediocre thread we're having.

>> No.17689137

you don't like it go somewhere else and be depressed.

>> No.17689145

Small Shogs are for schooling in proper human customs, and making a productive member of society out of.

>> No.17689154

Wrong, Small shogs are for turning into stressballs and squishing.

>> No.17689156
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There is no need to trawl something, just get one of recent nav pics with 400 lbs "thicc"

>> No.17689159

People like it

>> No.17689161

Why not both? It's important to take breaks from studying for some stress relieving, huggy squeezy slime time.

>> No.17689163

That was always one of the more borderline fat pics. a few inches less and she'd be completely acceptable
still refer to>>17688970

>> No.17689168

People like all sorts of degenerate garbage
you aren't helping your case

>> No.17689173

I'm not making a case, I'm stating a fact
People like it and enjoy talking about it
Cope with the situation

>> No.17689174

wow someone got a commision with shit fetish call the police

>> No.17689178

Damn, I wish I could ignore reality as much as you do. Maybe then I could meet my waifu

>> No.17689183

People also like NTR, futa, furry and yuri too. Your point?

>> No.17689186

See line three

>> No.17689193

what third line?

>> No.17689198

There will be no smiles when I am done.


>> No.17689199


>> No.17689242

You're not exactly one to talk, considering the thread you're in, on the board you're on, on the site you're on.

Rocks, glass houses, et cetera.

>> No.17689246

Fat monster girls are infinitely more tolerable than any of those.

>> No.17689249

Eh, yurifags are more annoying than yuri. They're the only reason I want the fetish out

>> No.17689254

Care to elaborate?

>> No.17689259

Um, I find yuri relatively inoffensive, but the people who shill it obsessively are fucking annoying?

>> No.17689270
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I want to be a sticc vampire ojou's servant for life!

>> No.17689272

Eh, I get it now.

>> No.17689306

>Bit of humpty egg trivia from the book profile. Despite how they hatch in the presence of men and imprint on them as their husband, this imprinting rarely ever happens toward their fathers. Apparently this is because their mother is usually perched on their father's dick.

>> No.17689313
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I want to present the Princess of the Cat Kingdom with a simple cardboard box.

>> No.17689329

Humpty eggs may be slightly less than dogshit now.

>> No.17689336

>TFW waifu is nine-tailed kitsune
>Runners up are Lich, Dragon, Gremlin, and Sapphire Spherica
>Succubus tries to capture me for evil purposes
>10 mile crater around her unconscious body from foxfire explosion
>Which is the best case, compared to a Lich casting Greater Wish, a dragon immolating the countryside, a Gremlin going full Macross, and the army of an entire fucking demon realm coming down on one poor succubutt.

>> No.17689362

If you knew the portals would open at a certain time and place, how would you greet those brave monster girl adventurers who dared cross the planes of existences? Is it tacky to bake a cake or make a banner?

>> No.17689369

Roses and chocolates. Cliched, I know, but classic nonetheless.

>> No.17689383 [SPOILER] 
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hope my waifu crosses over first and assume the position
personally i'd rather them kidnap and bring us back to their world mgeland sounds very cozy

>> No.17689389

>Roofs in the cat kingdom are built with wide berths so that couples can sleep in the sun on them without worrying about rolling off.

>> No.17689392

Does cum clog rain gutters?

>> No.17689393 [DELETED] 
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Ever have great food or coffee in real life and think it's the kind of think you'd find in MGE, or that your wife would make for you?

>> No.17689395

Be afraid of the person who knows the answer.

>> No.17689403

>A very few human lands and peoples worship Bastet. Her human priestesses endeavor to behave like cats, wear cat ears and tails, etc. in the hope that Bastet will one day reward them by transforming them into cat monsters and bringing them and their community into the cat kingdom.

>> No.17689413

An abridged pamphlet concerning the nature of the universe and the reasons their efforts are ultimately doomed.

Naturally, they would completely ignore this.

>> No.17689419

Depends on the quantity, climate, and how it gets into the gutter.
But yes, cum can clog things quite well if it manages to dry in there.

Oh please, I'm not that crazy.

>> No.17689440
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>In addition to sex, wyverns express frequent interest in simply playing with their husbands.

>> No.17689447

Wait, so do normal monstergirls just fuck off after sex?

>> No.17689471

No, but they aren't all noted to be playful either.

>> No.17689481
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I've had this for a story idea.

>Essentially the demon lord wins, the chief god decides to fuck off in some distant corner of space.
>Gives the rest of humanity a deal saying that if they don't fight her, they don't have to worry about being monsterized.
>Most of humanity takes the deal without skipping a beat, except for a few outliers.
>At this period of time, the demon lord and her husband disappear, hoping that mamono and humanity can run themselves.
>Eventually, both species get into outer space and become dominant species of the galaxy.
>Then a cosmic event happens, space travel goes horribly fucking wrong has literal extra-dimensional horrors end up in real space to start eating everyone.
>The once unified empires of humanity and mamono kind get shattered into a million warring pieces has FTL travel and communications become nearly impossible.
>Once contained genocidal alien empires are unleashed has anarchy sets in, allowing them to start enslaving or purging at their own discretion.
>Things back home get desperate has their own home planet has become reliant on outside food and goods, meaning everyone is left starving and itchy assclefts.
>Things fall into a mad-max verse in where everything turns into a form of tribalism.
>At this point, the demon lord is forced to make a reappearance due to the massive cluster-fuck the galaxy has turned into.

>> No.17689493

This sounds suspiciously like the Age of Strife from 40K.

>> No.17689496

0/10 not enough mofu sounds interesting go for it

>> No.17689498

This >>17689493.

>> No.17689501
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Huh, picrelated is getting localization https://twitter.com/jastusa/status/912492307697557504

>> No.17689511

Horned vipers are cute.

>> No.17689518
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Rattles must be popular toys for lamia-kind.

>> No.17689528

>ywn never smile and quietly watch your waifu dote on your children.

>> No.17689534
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Thinking about trying a Wendigo next

>> No.17689538

>your heart is too heavy with my love to go to the after life

>> No.17689540

do zombie next

>> No.17689541

Do meido next. Either works

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>> No.17689546

Has someone done the hotdog?

>> No.17689548

I feel like I should make one of these of my waifu.

>> No.17689553

I kinda want to make one too but i dont think i'd be able to do it justice

>> No.17689555

Deer lord she's naked

>> No.17689557

stupid hotdog fag its in the last thread.

>> No.17689562

Same here anon, that's why I haven't done it yet.

>> No.17689563

Do your favorite girl next, I love these.

>> No.17689579

Oh, and I also can't figure out what would be appropriate for her to call me. I'm definitely not going to use my real name and anon is what I call everyone else, not myself.

>> No.17689585


>> No.17689586


isn't this the one where
>giant cylinder HAL2000 robot

yep. that one.

>> No.17689603

>the next evolution of pear-shaped Anubis
>triangle shaped Anubis
Has science gone too far?

>> No.17689607


>> No.17689611

>still a shape inside definite euclidean space
>not an abstract hypercube or some shit

step it up man

>> No.17689615
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Do a lim

>> No.17689616

Something along these lines might work, thanks anon.

She's usually the pet anon, though that might fit once or twice.

>> No.17689618
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>kyaa, my panties!

>> No.17689623

That isn't even her final form!

>> No.17689647

>I'll never hold hands with my Demonfu
>I'll never tease her about being shorter than me by lifting her up onto my lap.
>I'll never wrap the two of us in a blanket and rest my head between her horns as we play video games.
>I'll never get to experience the most profound fearboner as she flashes her sharp teeth before blowing me.

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>> No.17689716

That seems like the kind of Hellhound who'd love covering her boyfriend with kisses.

>> No.17689725

I need it.

>> No.17689729
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Are you looking forward to Autumn?

>> No.17689731

So you want a Hellhound that's genki, deredere and slightly yan?
Tall or short?

>> No.17689744
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They're the cutest

>> No.17689756

I know what one of those words mean. But I can't say I want yandere. The rest was good.

And tall. A couple inches taller than me. Just tall enough that she can reach a paw under my chin and pull me up for passionate kissing.

>> No.17689781

What I'm saying is a Hellhound who's energetic, sweet and a little bit clingy.
And what about when she mounts you and makes you leglock her?

>> No.17689785
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Goodnight /mgt/, I hope y'all are doing well o/

I have mixed feelings towards this year's autumn desu. On one hand it's the comfiest season but on the other it means there's less than 3 months left to stock up on ammo.

ammo background checks reee

>> No.17689786
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>Kamaitachi get pregnant at the same time
>each give birth to 3 kids
>9 kids in total

>> No.17689792

It's difficult to imagine a little genki ball of cuteness like snib at a shooting range.

Still though nice cutie

>> No.17689802
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I did it.

>> No.17689813

So what happens if you wind up the childhood friend of all 9 Kamaitachi kids?

>> No.17689814

sasuga kdf

>> No.17689824

Try an Inari

>Welcome to my shrine! Would you like an Omamori, a blessing, or perhaps a wife?
>You're really willing to brush my tails? There are so many, and you'd probably get tangled up in them~
>Fine, you can have a bite of my tofu. But just one bite! And only because I love you.
>Get under the kotatsu already! I made us tea!
>Anon, what's that blanket? Don't you think my tails are enough?
>You've heard of Gentle Femdom, right Anon?
>That poor Ryu. We should visit with some mochi.
>Hora hora, you'd really do it with an old fox like me?
>It's still lewd to say hora, r-right?

>> No.17689834
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You get 27 daughterus at the same time

>> No.17689853

What about your daughteru?

>> No.17689857

It's past my bedtime non, maybe I'll make one for her tomorrow.

>> No.17689862

Please don't. It's been so nice here with you relatively quiet.

>> No.17689869

I've actually been posting more than usual lately anon, I just haven't had any new commissions or requests to post.

>> No.17689875

>I just haven't had any new commissions or requests to post

>> No.17689892
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You should probably learn martial arts or something so when the Horde invades us you'll avoid this fate.

>> No.17689902

Poor girl got a panic attack when her womb got devoid of her beloved's tentacles.
She probably had a flashback of all those lonely years spinning the web without him.

Nachas deserve love.

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>> No.17689914

I'm usually against NTR but the orc doing the stealing is far more attractive so I'll accept it

>> No.17689920

Why not fuck both of them?

>> No.17689932

Their stats are too big.
Only men with good gear and who trained for hours everyday will leave with their virginity intact.

>> No.17689978
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Post only you're rarest and cutest Whitehorns.

>> No.17689988

Is it NTR if there is no love involved?
I wonder how many Anons are desperate enough to enjoy being used as one of many communal living dildo by a group of monster girls who have absolutely no feeling for them whatsoever

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>> No.17690082
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Don't let bunnies become lonely, it could kill them.

>> No.17690102

Is that Rabbit Royalty? I almost mistook her for an elf.

>> No.17690113

Bunnies are very demanding girls.
You can't leave them alone or they die, and they require a lot of attention in bed because they are so frequently in heat.

>> No.17690139

What a great time to be a Khepri fan.

>> No.17690181

Jumping in the Khepri pit has never sounded better.
You better be a great King who will return their land to its former glory.

>> No.17690184

After hearing about how they're carrying on the will of Pharaohs that died for real and they're possibly made up of the souls of the dead inhabitants of the kingdom, I'd feel like shit if I didn't try to help them to the best of my ability.

>> No.17690188

Looks more like a greenhorn to me

>> No.17690214
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So yeah, I was serious about the whole "Whitehorn" thing. Come on.

>> No.17690240

>acts like typical tsundere
>waah she's shit!
Will someone explain why? Also being able to transform into a monster that can break other peoples SAN sounds fun.

>> No.17690247

Nachos are cute, I envy that man.

>> No.17690287

yeah being a monsterboy sounds not /d/ and totally monster girl thread-related, I can't imagine why people get pissed off instead of wanting to discuss the finer points of shoving spermatophores into their waifus vagina with their pedipalps

>> No.17690307
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Only got a couple of Latenight images, I'll post what I have.

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>> No.17690324
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There's not much to explain, different people different tastes.

Would impregnate a tsunspider though.

>> No.17690372

The answer is obvious, gotta cum inside that spider enough to keep her satisfied and not tsun.

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ded thred

>> No.17690417

"Perhaps the single most ignorant and sexist thing we can do as men is assume that women are not inclined to consume and enjoy as much and as wide a variety of pornography as we are." - Ghandi

>> No.17690421

That's clearly Hitler's quote

>> No.17690422

Need the familiar cheerleeding squad to come out and pep everyone up for the day ahead!

>> No.17690427

But it's really from Karl Marx.

>> No.17690441

Remember to watch out for loli onis.
There's nothing saying that 'loli' means innocent and some of them can be even more seductive than full grown oni!

>> No.17690454

You're right, Gandhi's quote was "Solo mid or feed"

>> No.17690476

Everyone is busy reading MGE volume 2 (or at least I am).

>> No.17690491
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>Kakuen can often be seen mocking humans.

>Kakuen butts flush crimson in accordance with their arousal.

Cheeky monkeys.

>> No.17690492

Remember to rape a small spider's mouth if she keeps calling you names.

>> No.17690498

Just gotta keep inserting and removing until she stops or her stomach can't hold any more.

>> No.17690503

Big bottomed chunky monkey

>> No.17690504

I want a big monkey.

>> No.17690508

How big a monkey?

>> No.17690511

It's all worth it when she stops halfway through insulting you and pouts while rubbing her filled-up belly.

>> No.17690515
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7ft. of monkey.

>> No.17690518

That's when you sit her in your lap and just pet her head while she pouts.

>> No.17690520

Much muscle on the monkey?

>> No.17690535

I dream to get kidnapped by a group of horny Kakuens and be sacrificed to the Volcano God who is actually just an elder Lava Golem.

>> No.17690552

>Big busted, motherly looking lava golem panicing as she grabs you to prevent you from getting hurt.

You are going to reward your savior right?

>> No.17690553
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Don't forget to unwrap your present on your birthday.

>> No.17690563

My Birthday was three month's ago.
Did my kiki mix it up with something else?

>> No.17690574

It's the three month anniversary of your birthday.

>> No.17690575

I didn't get anything for my birthday.

>> No.17690576

>The Wandering Scholar hasn't actually been to the Mist Continent yet. The settings info regarding it is based on an interview he did with a monster he met who had traveled from the Mist Continent.

>> No.17690577

I think he mistyped, and meant that she was your unbirthday present.

>> No.17690579

Sounds more like she forgot what my birthday was.

>> No.17690587

Well, she needs to put on a bit more meat or muscle to make a proper kiki present.

We will begin at once with some lifting!

>> No.17690590

Of course.
When you see your life flashing before your eyes because you've just been thrown into a volcano, and instead end up in the warm embrace of an ara-ara Lava Golem you have no choice but to make sure you please her every single for the rest of your life.

>> No.17690591

Oh man, if only I had my waifu waiting for me like this. My birthday is in just over a week that and would be the dream.

>> No.17690592

Everytime there is a "it is said" in the profile or setting text I take it with a grain of salt.

>> No.17690596

But she's just an old elemental with no experience and a stone flower in her 'hair' made from pumice!

>> No.17690597

Just shut up and dick the maid, homo.

>> No.17690601

These are very important questions to ask before dicking her.

I need to know if this is a reward dicking or a punishment dicking.

>> No.17690607
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A reward punishment dicking.

>> No.17690608

The older the elemental, the more love she deserves.

>Implying you wouldn't violently pound her from behind either way

>> No.17690613

Hello KDF.

>> No.17690615

Silly meido, it can't be a punishment AND a reward.
Then its just a dicking.

Hey, I gotta know what post/pre work I'm putting into this