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Big kitties!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h (embed)

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.17706876
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>This kills the meido

>> No.17706879

How do you like your rabbits anons? Me i like em 10ft tall, athletic, big breasted, chocolate skinned and thighs from which no man can escape

>> No.17706880

Monstergirls getting ready for Halloween

>> No.17706881

I don't think Kikimoras are physically or mentally capable of doing something to upset or disappoint their masters.

>> No.17706883
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I wonder what MGs would dress up as, considering a lot of the more popular costumes are actual living beings, like ghosts and zombies and stuff.

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>> No.17706889

I want to show my waifu my dangling participle!

>> No.17706898

I want to put my quantum harmonizer into my waifu's photonic resonation chamber!

>> No.17706900

get a load of this fuckin nerd

>> No.17706902

I want a kitsune to sit on my face

>> No.17706906

Cute, perky, breasts that bounce just as much as she does, a bit of a screamer, delicious thighs.

Barring that, I'm not picky

>> No.17706907
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Fickle Pharaohs.

>> No.17706910
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>> No.17706911

I want a dragon to sit on my face and play with my dick using her tail.

>> No.17706916 [SPOILER] 
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I prefer this version

>> No.17706917
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>> No.17706922

So anon, do you want a Pharaoh who tries to be cool, calm and seductive when she meets you only for her facade to break down as she starts blushing and tripping over her own awkwardness?

>> No.17706925


>> No.17706927

Well that looks hot.

>> No.17706928

Exactly that. I've got a thing for girls who are insanely, ungodly hot, and by all rights should be totally dominating the relationship, but are actually total swooners who act all super flustered because they think I'm the bees meow.
So a Pharaoh just like how Menat looks in that image who starts off sultry but ends up drooling over me.

>> No.17706931

>Nav is doing commissions
>I missed it

>> No.17706933

Whats with the crossbow?

>> No.17706935

Jabberwock dressed as the Arbalist class from Etrian Odyssey 3


>> No.17706938

Oh, nifty

>> No.17706946

Just imagine her using you as her throne cushion anon. Imagine instead of being lewd she just nuzzles up against you and makes you stroke her hair, reducing her to putty in your hands.
That's the power of a Pharaoh getting a crush on a traveler.

>> No.17706949

Go away, /v/. I don't want to jerk off to street fighter girls right now.

>> No.17706950

I'd stroke her hair and smell her perfumes and run a finger along her red cracks in her skin, letting the oils from my skin seep just little tastes of my DE directly into her.
I'd spend hours not even penetrating her in bed, just running my hands all over her and slowly, passionately making out.

>> No.17706967

It's SE for humans not DE, even if you're an incubus.
But just imagine her being a dominant femme fatale queen in public and then when she's alone with you she melts into a snuggle addict who spends her life chasing the ultimate comfy.

>> No.17706985

Old Pharaohs should stay asleep in their tomb.
Young adult/teenagers Pharaohs are where it's at.

>> No.17706993

Hate to break it to you anon, but literally every Pharaoh is old.

>> No.17707004
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Nav is pretty cool. Works fast, too.

>> No.17707006

>Anon marries an Old Pharaoh
>She gets pregnant and gives birth to a baby Pharaoh
>She grows into a beautiful young Pharaoh
>Anon N°2 marries her

>> No.17707010

Four days left anon.

>> No.17707032

What is your waifu's favorite pokemon?

>> No.17707037
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Snakes are good.
Monoeyes are bad.
What about a monoeye snake?

>> No.17707044

She adores Duskull.

>> No.17707075

I know it's probably really generic and cliche, but Charizard. Specifically the Mega Y version though.

>> No.17707079

Wouldn't monster girls be offended by pokemons?

>> No.17707085

I don't see any reason for that.

>> No.17707097

I imagine monster girls hate to see depiction of actual monsters.
Pokemons are cute and mostly harmless, but they are still (pocket) monsters.

>> No.17707109

Good little pups brush their tail every day! So that they'll eventually win the heart of a husband to do it for them!

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>> No.17707124

Cofagrigus, Pharaoh will also have a Serperior and Empoleon. But Cofagrigus reminds her of home so she adores it the most.

>> No.17707132

I want to be kabedonned by a JK spider girl

>> No.17707146

So you want her big tanned spider tits pressed against your face as she grins down at you lewdly?
You want her to drag you into the girl's bathroom and blow you?

>> No.17707148


I got a one-eyed snake for her.

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>> No.17707191

JK spiders are pretty good, but I'd much rather be kabedonned by a small middle school spider in her first year.

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That's understandable.

>> No.17707208

Middle school spiders are better too because they're pleased with just a fast food meal and some cute clothes.
A JK spider would suck both your balls and wallet dry.

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>another coloured bug
Regura must be stopped.

>> No.17707216

>Snakes are good.
>Monoeyes are good.
>What about a monoeye snake?
I would assume they're also good.

>> No.17707221

Curse Regura and his witchcraft.
Bugs shouldn't be allowed to look this pretty and comfy.

>Monoeyes are good.
Only nerds like monoeyes.

>> No.17707262
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And here we have a fine specimen of common mouse attempting to understand a basic piece of human metalwork.

>> No.17707268

Very sniffable. Gonna sniff it!

>> No.17707275

Mice smell like stale cereals.

>> No.17707292

Well aren't you boring?

>> No.17707296

I bet he wants to go on a vanilla date with a vanilla elf.

>> No.17707306

No, I want to be kabedonned by a JK spider.

>> No.17707313

You can't both want a JK spider kabedon and not want a face full of tanned spider tits.
It's both or neither.

>> No.17707322

No it isn't.

>> No.17707327
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She's trying to make her master a better person. That's upsettting.

A Kiki might dress up as a Roomba or a Shog.

>> No.17707331

Then you at least want a face full of spider ass, correct?

A kiki dressed as a shog would be the ultimate maid.

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>> No.17707344

We good.
May your life be blessed with plump JK spider ass.

>> No.17707365
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I want to go to a grapesnake owned maid cafe.

>> No.17707400
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Spiders are the best.

>> No.17707423

Agreed, and Atlach-Nachas are the best spiders.
The SS translation precises that when the web is complete all the humans will become one with the Atlach-Nachas.
Do your job by marrying a chaos spider and turning no-good human women into great chaos spiders.

>> No.17707429

Nachos are shit.

>> No.17707433

>Atlach-Nachas are the best spiders

>> No.17707440

>Wanted to get a double MG paizuri pic
>Can't figure out which two MGs I want
Why does this keep happening to me?

>> No.17707442

Kraken and Tritonia.

>> No.17707444

You think that because you haven't been called heathen and (loli)dom'd by one yet.

I fail to see which spider species could even compete with the greatness of Atlach-Nachas.

>> No.17707446

But both of those are "good, but not great" tier.

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>not great

>> No.17707459 [DELETED] 

>Kiki dressed up as a made
>Shogs get angry
>Call her racist for doing "Purple face"

>> No.17707467

>Kiki dressed as shog
>Shog gets angry
>Says her costume was racist "Purple face"

>> No.17707469
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Reminder that dragons are scared of oomukades.

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That artist's maybe, sometimes they weird me out. She seems like a decent woman.

>> No.17707490

>"Pharaohs woken by an apophis rise not as rulers but as pets." - MGE II

>> No.17707497

But can they be changed back?

>> No.17707499

Once you go purple you never go back.

>> No.17707502

But what about with the power of love?

>> No.17707504

As they should be, Oomukade are stupidly high tier, the one in the original legend had multiple dragons afraid to take action. Think about that, they didn't even fancy their chances ganging up on it.

>> No.17707508

Can't you love a pet Pharaoh belly dancer with an attractive whorish aura?

>> No.17707513

No, I want to love a dominant Pharaoh with an attractive queenly aura.

>> No.17707520

Then go through the desert trials, survive all the dangerous monsters and wake up a Pharaoh yourself.
Or you can go to a green desert realm and ask to see the reigning Pharaoh, but then you'll get cockblocked by an Anubis.

>> No.17707521

Are you me anon?

>> No.17707523

Fine, I'll do it.
Depends, how big do you like your boobs?

>> No.17707532

Large but not overdone.

>> No.17707544

>Not wanting saggy graped Pharaoh titties
I feel bad for you son.

>> No.17707548

Then you are me.

>> No.17707573

Reminder that green desert realms will change you into an incubus not unlike a regular demon realm

>> No.17707575

I have a fetish for green skinned girls because i used to watch shrek all the time in my youth.

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does this count?

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I could never be with one of these as I can't get over my fear of spiders and insects.

>> No.17707590

I think MGE monster girls leave you alone when they sense that they're not a good match for you.

>> No.17707599

But they're not a full blown fuckfest like the darker demon realm
Some people really hate the idea of a land it's always nighttime and where everyone is constantly fucking

Frog girls are the best green girls
If you value your throat virginity you can go for a plant girl instead

>> No.17707672

I remember MGE girls raping you and DE changing your tastes but I wouldn't be surprised if KC changed it.

>> No.17707700
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Best imouto, what sort of monster girl would she be?

>> No.17707710

Hime cuts don't lie.
She would make a great fancy undead.

>> No.17707736
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The almighty pailoli.

>> No.17707755

But none of the undead in the profiles actually have hime cuts.

>> No.17707774

Profiles are just a single individual of the species.
When I see hime cuts I think fancy undead and or haughty loli.

>> No.17707781

What sounds like the better idea.
>Lich X Wight
>Pharaoh X Apophis

>> No.17707794

Well, I'm sort of biased toward the latter, but really I think the former should get it since there are already a lot of pics with purple snake and samantha says sharing the lewd.

>> No.17707799

Hime cut makes me think of a serious and easily flustered loli anubis.

>> No.17707802

>griffon x dragon
>satyros x kiki
>kiki x shog
>nightmare x bicorn
>any combination of the smug squad
>lich x wight
Ones that come to mind when I hear double paizur.

>> No.17707806

>nightmare x bicorn
That actually sounds interesting.
Might do that or the Lich X wight one.

>> No.17707812

I think Pharaoh & Anubis would be a good combo

>> No.17707821

Either is fantastic, nightmare x bicorn has the overly lewd girl and the shy one for a nice contrast while lich x wight is a good mix of kuu and smug high class.

Follow your boner, it's the most important thing when it comes to porn commissions.

>> No.17707822

Ice Queen and Glacies is also fine

>> No.17707823
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>Have always been a closet bugfag hiding behind ten million fetishes
>Regura keeps releasing all these absolutely delicious bugfus
>MFW all I want to do is bury my face in her navel and kiss the softer exoskeleton where her human part meets insect

>> No.17707859

Requesting gremlins

>> No.17707861

I'm gonna go with Lich X wight now. Question is if I should pay 15$ extra for some variations...

>> No.17707867

MGE 2 confirms the existence of cozy winter pro-monster states where human and snow species spent their time cuddling.

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It's good to hear that Wintertown is canon. Could you give us a photo or screenshot of the page? Would be nice to see how KC imagines it.

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good choice

>> No.17707884

One version with no cumshot and one with a cumshot? Up to you, 15% isn't bad for variation costs.

>> No.17707885

>Could you give us a photo or screenshot of the page?
If someone else doesn't, I'll get you some photos of whatever you want once the sun comes up and I have enough light.

>> No.17707892

Sorry but I'll leave that task to someone else, so you'll have to take my word for it.

Rather than being a single town it seems to be a bunch of states spread across a large snowy region.
Humans and monster cohabit and help each other.
Even though the Order did reach that region most people disregard their teaching because of how kind and helpful snow monster girls are.
The practiced religions are those of Bacchus and Eros.
Bacchus is popular because of the common practice of drinking to get warmth.
Eros is popular because all snow species share a common appreciation for love, some even dream of having a wedding in an Eros church.
The cities are beautiful with ice statues and such, they're all attractive touristic locations.

>> No.17707899

>Snow monster girls
>Glacies and Snow Queen exist

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Fantastic. I can imagine it already.
>Satyros owning the main food and beverage establishments
>Houris, Cupids and sweater-puppy Succubi maintaining the churches and the registry of marriages
>White Horns assuming public order duties, as well as conducting search and rescue with St Bernards' Kobolds
>Yuki-Onna and Glacies in charge of the public administration, with Ice Queens as mayors or governors
>Yetis and Wendigos living on the fringes poaching men as and when they can
>Selkies in charge of maritime trade and fishing where applicable

>> No.17707913

Glacies and Ice Queens live in their own place called the Ice Palace that's unreachable by the vast majority of humans.
It does contain some sweet magical items though.

Damn that sounds comfy.
>Selkies in charge of maritime trade and fishing where applicable
I always forget about them. I wonder how many men freak out when they see a naked blond girl swimming in ice water before realizing they are Selkies.

>> No.17707917

>glacies drains the body heat of a traveller
>he feels incredibly lonely and will take the first girl he sees
>a new couple is born

Guess that counts as helpful

>> No.17707922

They'd also be diplomats to/for any aquatic towns in the region. I'd imagine that most aquatic MGs would prefer the temperate and tropical regions though. Only whale girls and really thicc CC Krakens would wander the frozen north/south.

>> No.17707927
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Happy monoeye day! How are all you monoeye-lovers going to spend the day with your special ladies?

>> No.17707928

They are worth a vidit for the sweet magical items.

>> No.17707937
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I'm going to confess to her in the cheesiest way possible.

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Now I want a thiCC Kraken in a sweater.

The only good monoeye is a BIG monoeye.

>> No.17707951

Titania and Demon

>> No.17707952

The cold air inside the palaces go straight to the souls of adventurers, making them feel so lonely they'll take the nearest Glacies as his waifu and forget all about the magical items there.

If it's a female, she'll join their ranks.

>> No.17707955

Mono eyes should be bullied for being so flat

>> No.17707956
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Works every time. I didn't make any special plans so it's probably going to be the usual netflix and mating press tonight.

>> No.17707960

Don't worry anon. I'd just have to build up enought cold resistance to search for the wonderful treasures.

>> No.17707961

Disregard the joining their ranks bit. She'll become a Succubus instead.

>> No.17707964
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Be sure to tease her even as she's bearing your children.

>> No.17707969
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I was always told that if a boy teases a girl it's because he secretly likes her

>> No.17707980

No, it's because she's got a BIG, GROSS EYE.
Throwing dirt at the monoeye!
Tossing pocket sand at the monoeye!
Pepper spraying the monoeye!

>> No.17707993


I wonder how a monoeye would feel if the boy she was interested in lost an eye in an eye in an accident or had one eye all along an was just able conceal the fact until recently.

>> No.17708006

The panic when that glass eye gets knocked out the first time would be dangerous. All the MGs in that classroom will have their 'protect male' instincts firing on all cylinders, even when they find out it's fake.

>> No.17708010

How do you conceal the fact that you only have one eye? Does he wear a pirate costume to school every day? Is he an edgy MC that has to always keep one eye closed/wear a seal to contain his power?

>> No.17708022


>How do you conceal the fact that you only have one eye?

Well fair point. Never mind that then.

>> No.17708028
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Let's be honest here. "Adopted momster" is just another way of saying "sonu's future wife". No childhood friend could compete with those milf bodies.

>> No.17708033
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This artist draws a bunch of cute monoeyes

>> No.17708034

Well yeah, all adopted sons are really just Hikaru Genji with mamonobama.

>> No.17708035


Monoeyes are underrated.

>> No.17708038

Well yes. Unless she also has a daughter in which case it may end with bigamy.

>> No.17708041

Yeah, in most cases adopting a son or daughter is just future husband or wife.

MILFs and DILFs are too strong for the little ones.

>> No.17708042
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Bigamy can be terrifying, though.

>> No.17708045
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Adopted sonus belong to momster as proven by pic related.

>> No.17708046

That was incredibly cheesy and cute.
Nice work, fa/tg/uy.

>> No.17708047

As much as I love adoptive parent/child incest, I feel father daughter only works if the daughter is the one who initiates it. Mom-son can go both ways but I think it's still stronger if the girl is the aggressor in the relationship.

>> No.17708055

most splendid

>> No.17708061


>No childhood friend could compete with those milf bodies.

But what if they do, somehow?

What if the son doesn't express any sexual or romantic and instead is more interested in a girl he met at school, however unlikely?

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i think i remember reading a comic where she mind rapes some guy

>> No.17708066

I don't know how daughteru fuckers think, but I'm sure most of them would actually hold their desires until the daughteru did anything that made them pop a boner. Then they can just say that she was the one who started it, not him.

>> No.17708067

Then he gets a brother or one of his friends.

>> No.17708069

As a daughter dicker, that's kind of how I imagine it would play out. Also I feel a momster would rationalize raping her son as preparing him for his future wife, giving him real life dating experience, etc. while a dad getting tempted by a daughter would rationalize giving in as just maybe a one time thing, or he thinks she'll get bored of him when she finds someone her own age.

>> No.17708070

Uh, his mom gets one of his friends.

>> No.17708072

Wasn't the one who wrote. Just been hanging onto it for god knows how long now.

>> No.17708075

huh I'm not sure why my post was posted with an image, but whatever I'll roll with it.

>> No.17708079

Well technically he is getting on of his friends if he's going after a childhood friend girl.

>> No.17708103

>giving in as just maybe a one time thing
We all know how daughteru fuckers work. Once that first pulse goes through it doesn't stop and might even reach his own daughteru.

The momster would raise her son into the perfect husband though, teaching him how to please her instead of any woman.

>> No.17708106

I want soft mice to snuggle and grope.

>> No.17708140
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You should spend time studying with nerdbird instead of wasting with a no good delinquent hell hound or oni.

>> No.17708151

I'd rather play with a salamander.

>> No.17708153
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I will! I want to spend an all nighter with a nerdbirb playing video games!

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>not living in a peaceful woodland house with a Dark Mage
>not cuddling up to her as we play vidya and go on romantic walks in the evening as the leaves fall around us
>being here instead
I've got alcohol, but it's not exactly a great trade-off.

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not wise

>> No.17708167

you're right ill go tutor jubjubs

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>> No.17708178

My CC office snakes need to be large and thick.

>> No.17708188

If only nerd bird could help with git guds for writing

>> No.17708213
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What's this?

>> No.17708222

Cute loli basalisk.
Gonna get her lifting so that she's going to grow up big and buff!

>> No.17708228

that thing from harry potter what killed people with its stare

>> No.17708233

All cum

>> No.17708245

Adopted monster daughterus could probably sense the sexual tension and make the first move, one way or another.

>> No.17708260

before you really got into monstergirls, what was the thing you were really into?
are is monstergirl the first thing you been a super fan of?

>> No.17708271

I was really into the idea of some strong warrior woman kidnapping me.
Then I found MGE where that kind of thing is canon and commonplace, so naturally I loved it.

>> No.17708272

World of Warcraft. Probably why I have an insatiable lust for breaking regal, blue elves into the sluts they were born to be.

>> No.17708274

Not to mention any loneliness/depression their dad might be feeling too

>> No.17708279

Yeah. Unless the father is actually trying to be a good parent instead of just trying to get a wife he will be getting that little pussy.

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I was actually obsessive over the Final Fantasy series and waifu'd at least one girl from each of the games up to X.
Faris will always be the best, even if she isn't believable as a reverse trap. Even Bartz and Galuf felt funny around "him" in places before the reveal.

>> No.17708305

>its not my fault I got my daughter pregnant!
>she was asking for it!
Tell it to the judge.

>> No.17708310

Anon, judge baphomet will be applauding him.

>> No.17708313

Before this I was hooked on smack and thai ladyboys,mge turned life around once I read those profiles , I realized there was something better to live for. The next day I told pu yang I was moving out and got my life In order.

>> No.17708316

Yugioh. Kaiba had it figured out with the Blue Eyes White Dragon and Kisara.

>> No.17708318

You don't need a judge to get a marriage certificate, do you?

>> No.17708319

>I'm not a lolicon, I swear!

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The Waifufaggot all waifufags wish they could be.

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Everyone loves fug

>> No.17708336

Since, my friend, you have revealed your
Deepest fear
I sentence you to be exposed before
Your peers!

>> No.17708339

Tangrowth. She also likes Mawile

>> No.17708349

Unironically world mythologies. As well as fiction that explored themes of transhumanism, erotic horror, and Pinnochio tales like Kikaider. Also used to love the shit out of Final Fantasy before they sold out. War of the Lions still remains my all-time favorite and would be a huge influence on anything I were to write involving the Order and the Demon Lord given its real world parallels to the Tudors and the Catholic Church.

>> No.17708357

MMOs, now instead of spending all my time worrying about minimal stat increases from upgrades I use it on thinking about lewd monsters.

>> No.17708360

>are is monstergirl the first thing you been a super fan of?
actually yeah, this is pretty much the first time and only time ive ever been part of a fanbase i guess.

>> No.17708365

Baphomet judges? I bet the tanuki did this.

>> No.17708374

No, the Sabbath did this.
The tanukis did the tanuki judges.

>> No.17708377
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Tfw no thicc gf

>> No.17708379

I enjoy thick and muscle in equal measure.

>> No.17708392

That's not thicc, that's landwhale.

>> No.17708393

Tallflat vampire with bust insecurity!

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I still enjoy the idea of a dark mage running a potion shop with a golem assistant

>> No.17708411

This >>17708392

Holy shit that girl needs a diet.

>> No.17708415

Riddle me this:
If a man lifts his daughteru every day of her life as she grows, does that mean that he would eventually be able to lift his wife?

>> No.17708420

what if the wife lifts you?

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Why not? Don't you wanna have a night of fun with a nerd?

>> No.17708426

Guys! You're gonna hurt her feelings!

It's not her fault she's so thicc, it's her genetics!

>> No.17708428

I want her to help me make it through University!

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>> No.17708434

I'll just play innocent and drop some hints so she forces herself on me.

>> No.17708435

Eh, I just visit here for lore, when I can find it posted. The mechanics of the various settings capture my attention in a way that simultaneously intrigues and repels me. It's like staring into a world gone mad and trying to make everything make sense in my head.

But to actually answer your questions, lots of things, including but not limited to paleontology, world mythologies, history, tabletop games, and webcomics about tabletop games. Also, RTS's.

>> No.17708443

Someone post some Troll art.

>> No.17708452

I really enjoy the idea of being loved, but at this point I can't imagine it happening to me, nor can I trust real women to be faithful.
Having a fantasy setting where girls will absolutely love me without question and will love to love me is a delightful escapist fantasy.
I could manage if it weren't monster girls, so long as whatever it was was sufficiently diverged from reality. I could manage if it was just your average 2d slice-of-life anime but as a series.
Basically, give me something 2d and cute, be it a human or otherwise, and tell me that it likes me.

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[Furious scribbling noises]

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You got to pay the Troll toll, if you want to get into this Troll's hole.

You got to pay the Troll toll, to get in.

>> No.17708468

>if monstergirls were american
I'm gonna be sick.

>> No.17708470

Who knows, he might end up failing at that anyway.

>> No.17708476

Gonna snuggle that squirrel and give her the morning doughnut and coffee.

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hi me

>> No.17708481

Is that lucky girl a Raiju?

>> No.17708485


Yup. Not like that's a surprise.

>> No.17708488

I want to buy clearly overpriced and experimental potions from a selfish Dark Mage while her Golem jiii~s at me.

>> No.17708495


Her potions would kill you. You can't handle her strongest potions. You better go to seller that sells weaker potions

>> No.17708499

I'd rather die than buy from one of those flat chested sabbath seller.

>> No.17708510

I want to sell the sabbath potions that'll increase the appeal of their rears and widen their hips.

Maybe some thigh thickening would be involved as well

>> No.17708515

>freckles ward off potential predators
more like attracts them, I'm gonna pinch a troll's cheeks without her consent!

>> No.17708519

>cold resistance
>Yetis mad because they don't need to warm you up
>Yuki-onnas mad because you won't follow their "guidance" through snow storms
>Ice Queens mad because they can't make you depressed or stop you from stealing their precious panties

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I'd wear those panties on my head for sure. I could also throw them at my enemies for insane cold damage.
I might be resistance to ice, but if that ice queen gets lewd I might fall for her.

>> No.17708532

What loli would be your assistant?
A Lich or Witch seems like the most qualified, but a Familiar would cheer you up even in those cold sad rainy days with no customers.

>> No.17708534

>Ice Queen Dancer has joined your party!

>> No.17708538

>Wight Horns happy that they have a partner who can handle the cold like they can, and share their intense body heat

>> No.17708542

First she joins the party, then she joins at the bed! Would enchant fire.

>> No.17708548

>Wight Horns
>undead White Horns that passed without a husband
>they no longer feel hot when aroused
>all they feel is a cold void
>when they see a man fit to be their husband, they attack him viciously and sexually with their ghost claws just to feel warm again

>> No.17708549

Either a loli dark mage as an apprentice who has yet to grow up of the familiar.

Also serves as being my adorable test subject!

>> No.17708550

>Wight horn

Poor girl can't generate heat anymore. The claws are nifty though

>> No.17708551

>If you climb them they freeze your body and take you away
>You become an undead incubu

>> No.17708554

It's like trying to hug an unmarried Ice Queen. Except for the undead incubus bit.

>> No.17708555

Undead incubus is the most comfy sort of incubus. The worst has already happened, and all that's left is a comfortable eternity with your waifu.

>> No.17708558

MGE2 actually addresses cold resistance.
You become more or less invulnerable to natural cold, but magical cold still affects you by making you want to feel loved. This applies to both snow species and snow incubi.
I'd steal an Ice Queen's panties regardless, they'd give me more than enough love to make up for her coldness.

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>> No.17708564

It would be quite a ride if all their hair took on the wight claws strength sapping properties.

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You got any cool MGs yet?

>> No.17708570

All that you need for magical cold is magical cold resistance. Things like heat talismans and a burning passion would get me to an Ice Queen and her panties without a doubt.

>> No.17708580

Eh, even if it's mge, anything that has to do with dying doesn't sound comfortable. But yeah, you'd be spending eternity just trying to get each other hot again.

Makes sense with how she kills you. You climb on her and your strength starts leaving your body, the cold taking its place until you die. Next thing you know she is her mounting you in her cabin.

>> No.17708591

>Loli Dark Mage has to try all of Anon's perverted potions
>She quickly ends up with Elin proportions and a hyper sensitive butt
Let her sit on your lap when she reads magical books, that's your only way of making up for what you did to her body.

Puns aside White Horn are pretty cool and /fa/

>> No.17708599

>Wight Horn vs White Horn
There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents.

>> No.17708609

Of course I would.
It's only right for me to do so, although she better not keep wiggling it while she reads.

Folks would think she wants something indecent.

>> No.17708611

>dark mage getting annoyed as her golem is putting customers off

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I see, so you still have no cool MGs.

Dayum shame.

>> No.17708620

Sounds like we accidentally created the kelpie monster girl.

>> No.17708633

Getting your energy drained that way also fills you with pleasure according to the Wight's profile.

>> No.17708639

It would be a good way to go from living to undead.

>> No.17708645

>On the subway for a long ride home
>Your loli Dark Mage is reading a tome on polymorph spells
>She keeps wiggling and shuffling around on your lap
>You struggle to hide your arousal
>She suddenly asks you what's that hard thing poking her butt
>Everyone on the train gives you a look
>You can hear a fox complaining about how improper you are
Consequences will never be the same.

She could write some runes into her that force her to smile but then it would be a creepy unnatural smile and that wouldn't change her staring either.

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This yeti is pretty cool

>> No.17708653

Gonna have to give her a good, hard look to see if she's messing with me or is truly innocent.

If its the former, a new potion may need testing.

>> No.17708655

Wights do that to people attacking her or her husband. If the attacker is female she'd become a zombie and a servant for the Wight.

Apart from that she can sip your energy a bit during sex.

>> No.17708686

If she was messing with you you better make her drink one of those potions that turn pain to pleasure and then spank her until she loses her ability to speak.

I kinda want to be clawed by an uninterested Wight and thrown at starving Ghouls.

>> No.17708689

Would you bully your kiki maid if she had freckles by telling her she had dirt on her face?
>you missed a spot, let me get it for you [smooching noises]

>> No.17708690

>Be alone in a furious blizzard
>You can barely see anything around you
>But then you're able to make out a silhouette in the distance.
>When it's close enough you recognize it being a White Horn.
>"Finally some good news" you think to yourself. Maybe now you can-
>And then something hits you about her. She seems..off. Rather than a warm smile like you expect it's more like a cold piercing stare with nothing but deep emptiness inside her eyes. Like a thousand year stare
>Her skin is pale as pale can be too. Suddenly you're not so sure about her..
>"Y..you.." she mutters, barely audible amidst the howling winds
>Her mouth forms into a twisted smile. You instinctively take a step back out of fear.
>"You look...so warm." She continues but louder than earlier. Her smile and eyes widen even more. Ghostly claws form out of nowhere and seem to cover her normal hands. You think to escape somewhere but she picks up on that and runs towards you, easily outpacing you and hugging you.
>Any chance you had at escape was fruitless the second she had you in her embrace. It truly chills you to the core, rendering you immobile and shivering like crazy.
>"Don't worry..I'll take good care you." She giggles and mutters something else that you can't make out. She places you on her back which somehow is slightly colder than being hugged. With that she makes way back to her home with you in tow.

>> No.17708692

Oh, it be that along with one that adds a little bit more meat there so that all her current skirts and underwear are too small.

if she's going to embarrass me in public then I can for sure do the same to her.

>> No.17708698

Now all we need is the orally fixated ghoul wendigos and warmth-addicted zombie yetis.

>> No.17708707

Undead snow species must give mind shattering cuddles.

>Teary eyed loli Dark Mage constantly readjusting her skirt because it's too smalls and keeps revealing her nopan
She will learn very quickly.
I'm afraid that in this state if she sat on your lap you couldn't help but pop a raging boner against her naked bosom. Do you have a plan to remedy this situation?

>> No.17708724

I think you meant bottom.

But no, if she's going to act lewd then she's going to look lewd.

That fat bottomed loli is going to have to deal with the stares and 'poking'.

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Does your waifu wear her original costume or you choose her clothing?

>> No.17708747

>original costume
Is she an anime character that only owns one outfit or ten of the same?

Good waifus are normal people with wardrobes.

>> No.17708748

>Anon stole an Ice Queen's panties
>It melts as you leave the snowy areas of her kingdom

>> No.17708749

there is nothing better than "forcing" an oni into frilly or casual clothes

>> No.17708758

You better not do anything that would make an old fox blush.
Fat bottomed can't resist being lewd even if it's against their will.

She crafted them herself with her powerful ice magic it would survive some pretty hot temperatures.

>> No.17708759

Seeing noble MGs wear casual clothes are a good change of pace.

>> No.17708769

Like hugging her about the hips on those bus/tram rides so I can wrap my arms around her already wide hips and give that overly fat bottom a deep squeeze?

>> No.17708778

I think it will only melt if the one who took it isn't loved by the Ice Queen. There shouldn't be any problems if you're married to her.

Just don't try to sell it for shekels though. She'll find out.

>> No.17708799

Ruining your loli Dark Mage's innocence by putting on an indecent show in public transports is the best way to make her your buttslut.

So if you steal a pair of panties and it doesn't melt that means you have a shot at its owner?
I'd run back to her palace wearing nothing but her panties on my face. Her magical cold fueling my love thirsty boner.

>> No.17708801

>your buttslut
Haha memes

>> No.17708809

Well, that'll teach her for trying to tease me in public.

If she keeps it up, more extreme measures will be taken.

>> No.17708811

Maybe the Ice Queen got a taste of your spirit energy when you're stealing her panties. Who knows.

>> No.17708817

I would love nothing more than making an Atlach-Nacha put on all kinds of cute outfits against her will.

A lot of monster girls are too wild or simply don't care enough to have more than a single outfit.
I don't see many monster girls who would own multiple outfits aside from seductive species who actively use their looks to attract a husband.

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>> No.17708851

She wears mostly normal clothes but sometimes, especially when at home and if the temperature is high, she only uses her scales to cover her privates.

>> No.17708855

I have yet to see a single attractive owl girl design.

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>> No.17708889

They are cute not attractive. Not enough owl fluff either.

>> No.17708901

She is naked 24/7 except for a giant wizard hat, and sometimes various lingerie. It would be a daily problem, trying to make her wear clothes.

>> No.17708907

She wears her robes and hat outside of the house, but you can't chill out in full mage gear, so of course she's going to wear normal clothes around the house.

>> No.17708912

try looking harder? Plenty of them out there.

>> No.17708916

I read that as "dairy problems" and now I can't unsee a large stacked Dark Mage walking around naked with her heavy breasts leaking milk.

A Dark Mage in comfy pajamas is a Dark Mage who needs to be impregnated.

>> No.17708921

>anon blacks out from the cold
>wakes up in a cabin with the wight horn
>it’s rustic, yet cozy, if only the fireplace wasn’t filled with snow
>she’s still hugging him as close as can be
>she’s as still as if she was asleep, but her eyes are still open
>you struggle to get out of her grip but she just clamps tighter and you feel her sip some of your energy every time you do
>she also crys out “no” in a pitiful tone, like that of a child not wanting to let go of their blanket
>although it’s not altogether uncomfortable, you do want to know more about what the hell is going on
>”Excuse me, who are y”
>”shhhhh. just a little more.”
>”But, I need to”
>”shhhhh! i need this.”
>after a while she finally starts to talk but doesn’t let her grip go
>”you know, I used to love the cold. I thought I was used to it and it couldn’t hurt me. I was so warm, I didn’t feel it. But I never shared my warmth with anyone. In the end, my warmth ran out. That’s why i like you, you’re not cold. You’re warm. Please share your warmth.”

>> No.17708922

Is she a slime?

>> No.17708923

>A Dark Mage in comfy pajamas is a Dark Mage who needs to be impregnated.
Yeah, I headcanon that bullshit out, thanks.
I imagine my waifu and I feeling happy enough with just each other for now

>> No.17708931

She is indeed. Slimes get away with murder, being naked all the time with no consequences.
>dairy problem
I wasn't aware big, milk-swollen tiddies could even be a problem.

>> No.17708944

How does your slime waifu's milk taste like?
Being a sorceress and all she has to know a spell to induce severe lactation.

>> No.17708952

>”But, I need to”
when I read this I thought anon needs to go to the toilet.

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This is a harpy right?

>> No.17708962

Her milk would taste a lot like Holst milk most days. She's a lazy mage, who just pours store bought milk into her own body for lactation play.
Of course, her own personal fluids taste more like blackberry or grape jelly.

>> No.17708964

You say that but then you've never had a Dark Mage that's pouting because her tig ol bitties leaked milk on her spell book.

>> No.17708978

What if you find them attractive and terrifying at the same time?

>> No.17708980

Fearboners are the best.

>> No.17708994

Nothing beats lazy mages.
Prone bone her while she enjoys her favorite hobby.

>Spell that is supposed to fertilize the crops now also adds a breast enlarging and lactation side effects to them
It's an endless cycle of big titties and milk.

>> No.17709001

I hope so.
>want x monstergirl
>heading towards her, keep meeting shit loads of W, Y and Z monstergirls in her usual environment
If they didn't go by this rule, you'll just get dragged off by some shitter you don't really want.
Of course, this depeands on headcanon. Some anons like the danger of this, I personally can think of several girls I'd rather be alone forever than end up with, like Arachnes, Matangoes, any sea monsters, Kobolds and Siths.

>> No.17709005

Even worse if its a 'recurring' spell meant to apply every couple months and keep them stable and it just compounds on her chest.

She'll need to start working quickly if she doesn't want to start outgrowing holsts.

>> No.17709008

Someone you don't like winning you over through bottomless love is pretty good too, though.

>> No.17709010

That's true, but it mostly just makes you find the monstrous bits more appealing. It doesn't help that much in cases of complete incompatibility, which is when they won't try to keep you.
But you're still getting raped.

>> No.17709019

For more people complete incompatibility means 10 species at most, that's why most random encounters would end like the 4-5 MGE doujins we have, with the guy accepting the situation.

>> No.17709021

That's pretty much correct.

>> No.17709024

Just grind your shit up and beat the girls if they try to rape you. It's the safest way out.

>> No.17709025

Nah, not really. If I don't have anything in common with them and don't feel like it then they'd be wasting their time.
An Arachne could be the nicest girl ever and I wouldn't care because Arachne.

>> No.17709027

I suppose I should mention the caveat for the other end of things though, which is that if you have a specific someone dead set in your mind, fate is on your side.

>> No.17709032

You have to be pretty strong to beat most monstergirls, anon. My endgame is being a Dark Mage's familiar, I'm hardly going to be a powerful warrior and the way I see it, any magic power I'll end up with will be from whatever ritual links us as mage and familiar

>> No.17709035

Dark Priests are the fluffiest succubi

>> No.17709036

I need a premise, any premise.

>> No.17709043

>with the guy accepting the situation.
There's a shit load of monstergirls I'd happily have a one night stand with, but very few I'd marry.
Unless brainwashing is a thing (KC now says it is not) then they can't force me to stay with them and expect a happy husband from it.

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Local shoggoth breaks into the soda factory and takes in large amounts when she hears her husband likes genki and “bubbly” girls

>> No.17709049

Righteous paladin who swears his allegiance to justice and the law follows tomb raiders into an old pyramid. His dedication and sensibilities impress the newly-awakened pharoah.

>> No.17709050

You can always learn some magic before hand and use strategy instead of pure strength. Most monster girls are girls of instincts, you would need to be strong to beat one physically but you can depend on other things too.

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Thicc clingy Automaton onee-san.

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Speakin of Dark Priests, This succubi from Sister Testament really reminds me of them, at least in her adult form design.

>> No.17709061

So, speaking of 4chan's birthday, what would you do for your waifu's birthday?

>> No.17709064

A cute tomboy farmgirl and a smug curvy ojou-sama both arrive at their childhood friend's birthday party, but start arguing because they both like him.
When they step outside to settle their differences, neither of them notice the empty Liliraune flower creeping up on them...

>> No.17709065

Anon gets swooped up by a thieves guild of large mice. Alternatively, anon's house gets infested with dormice.

>> No.17709066

She gets a nice long birthday spanking!

>> No.17709068

>Most monster girls are girls of instincts
Not true

>> No.17709073

Being a monstergirl, she'd probably just want more sex than usual, but I'd try and cook her something she likes.
I terms of presents, fuck knows. A powerful mage can have whatever they want whenever they want, what exactly do you get someone like that, especially when you live in the middle of nowhere?

>> No.17709078

I'd get her an NTR!

>> No.17709079

Anon getting his luggage stolen as soon as he gets off the bus. The trail leads him into a building full of CC Succubi

>> No.17709081

Female knight gets turned into a dragon.

>> No.17709082

make a copy of her succ contract I signed already some time ago, and tear it apart in front of her.

then pull out the original one and say "it was just a prank sis, chill."

>> No.17709084

A full day of snuggling, snacks and vidya.

>> No.17709086

A Salamander who gives no fucks about actual combat and instead wants to be the best videogame warrior in the world.

>> No.17709089

Gentle maledom with an Oni

>> No.17709091

Well, maybe the most rapey ones. Still, if she doesn't rape you on sight you could always brush her off and if she tries to use magic you just need some talismans and artifacts to protect you.

>> No.17709098

What would soft robotics automations look like? (e.g. Baymax)

>> No.17709103

Like normal Automatons, except their fleshy simulacrum portions are bouncier and softer.

>> No.17709104

An anon scared of monstergirls is given a talisman by a mage friend that makes him invisible to monsters.
But a powerful Lich can see him, and takes an interest in him. But she knows she has to take it slow and carefully to avoid scaring him off.

>> No.17709107

How long have you been waiting to use that word?

>> No.17709110 [SPOILER] 
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Official Undead Kingdom pub music?

Man MG Pubs would be amazing now that I think about it.

>> No.17709112
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I always use it when educating people on the finer aspects of Automatons.

>> No.17709134


She has a good number of kimonos she likes and plenty of casual outfits as well.

I do need more art of her in casual clothing

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>> No.17709138

On that note "perpetual ice" is actually one of the magical item types that adventures infiltrate ice palaces in search of. Its ice that apparently won't thaw even in a volcano.

>> No.17709142

How would that work? You chain her to the wall and roleplay being the violent Oni thug and the young monk who "punishes" her with strength sapping seals and his dick?

>> No.17709149

I want to open a dive bar for all the rough and tough monsters to come and drink away their problems. It'd be fun listening to their problems while dodging their attempts to grind my pelvis into dust.

>> No.17709153

>cute not attractive.
whats the difference?

>> No.17709162

I'd love to go to an undead kingdom pub, my favourite local one closed down and finding a comfy replacement has been rough.

Would drink ale with a lich who's had one too many and keeps rambling about the merits of human experimentation.

>> No.17709168

>I want to hug this
>I want to fug this

>> No.17709176

>I want to fug/hug this


>> No.17709190

How would you react to your patrons starting a running pool to see which girl can melt the Ice King bartender's heart?
For that matter, how would you react to them nicknaming you "The Ice King"?

>> No.17709195
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>Phantom Opera Singer writes a opera for the anon she wants to woo
>Utterly destroyed when anon brings a date because only a loser goes to Opera alone
>She goes on to make another opera specific to making fun of him


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>> No.17709202

Smogmella a cute

>> No.17709205

Of all the places to be reminded that that game exists, I never thought it'd be in a MG thread

>> No.17709216

Put another way, it's things that trigger your breeding instinct vs. things that trigger your parenting instinct. At least for those who would actually feel bad trying to fug a child/pet/small cute thing they were taking care of.

>> No.17709218

With maximum smug of course. A good bartender has to keep his clients interested somehow plus it would make a great running joke for the regulars.

>> No.17709227
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Good games have a tendency to show up everywhere.

>> No.17709229

>Female X being turned into Y

>> No.17709247
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You're right.

Which MG makes the best Turkey Sandwich.

Which MG makes the best grilled cheese.

Which MG makes the best mother fucking steak.

>> No.17709253

nah those questions aint shit

i got the big MG question. the one that keeps you up at night hours after its been asked:

wich emgee wuld u fug

>> No.17709255

Here's a scenario from MGE volume 2, a traveling warrior/mercenary ends up staying too long among monsters/mamono realms and becomes an incubus. No longer welcome among Order affiliates, he decides to enlist in the Overlord's army.

Sure he knows he'll likely be seduced, bedded, and wed within a night or two, but at least he'll still get to continue his warrior lifestyle among the Overlord's ranks.

>> No.17709259
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Most of them.

>> No.17709264

Call me a hippie but I'd still prefer an Alraune chef who cooks the best plant based meals with new ingredients every recipe.
I can already imagine the sparkle in her eyes when she explains all the different plants she put the veggie burger she just cooked.

>> No.17709279

>2 tailpussies
Is there another manticore somewhere out of frame?

>> No.17709285

Perhaps she's a mutation? One tailpussy just has to content itself with sucking on the guy's fingers or ear I guess.

>> No.17709287

>Code vein caracter creation
o boy. Who else is keep to make their vamp waifus?

>> No.17709293

Wouldn't that be like cannibalism? I wouldn't cook with human meat.

>> No.17709303

Doubt it. I think an Alraune would love to share her crops.

>> No.17709305
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Perhaps you could recommend a dish for her?

>> No.17709306

That's not how species work.

>> No.17709311

She’s a plant and cooking with plants. Would you cook and eat another animal?

>> No.17709326

no that would be like you cooking animals mate, which is what most of the world already does.

>> No.17709331

Is that the same Wight who got rekt in Taiko Drum Master?

>> No.17709339

That's a cute lich, I'd recommend her the best dish on the menu.

>> No.17709342

Olive Burger on a pretzel bun.

>> No.17709344

>This is the first time you've got out of the lab in weeks! Just pick whatever you want!

>> No.17709349

Could I recommend myself?

>> No.17709357

Most of them. I wouldn't fuck bugs, spiders, zombies and skeletons. I'd only fuck underwater girls if they came to live with me, so most of them would get a no too.

>> No.17709369

I want to talk with that wight. Give me the undead mush mentos, I'm going for it.

>> No.17709380
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Kejorou has some great art, but this has to be one of my favorites. It just perfectly speaks to me. That come hither expression, the incredible breasts that you can only partially see, the beautiful eye, the kimono she's in the process of sliding off, and of course the elegant hair. It really paints a picture in the minds eye of a man seeing this when led into her chambers, before she wraps the man up and squeezes countless orgasms from him into her hair, mouth and vagina, holding him in place and pumping him with her hair as he tires. All ensuring he won't want to live without her when the night is done.

>> No.17709384

I like the one where she's sitting on pond or something. That onw is beautiful.

>> No.17709386

Healthy people would panic and run for their life when seeing an undead mushroom.

On the other hand, it will become the most appetizing thing ever if you're on the verge of death from whatever reason.

>> No.17709390

drink the panties

>> No.17709398

What a nice pub. I'd be a regular.

>> No.17709403

The mushroom appeals to me because when I saw that wight I had a heart attack.

>> No.17709405
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>She takes too long to decide
>Wight orders for her while she continues staring at the menu
>5 minutes later Lich says she's ready to order
>Wight tells her she already ordered for them both
>Asks Wight what she ordered for her
>Wight says it's a surprise
>Food comes out
>Wight gets Spaghetti and Meatballs
>Lich gets a footlong hot dog only mustard

>> No.17709407

I know what to do. I'd steal the panties and her together.

It's foolproof.

>> No.17709409

Semi-related, from MGE volume 2, concerning monster girl brothels in Zipangu:

>Nowhere is their monstrous talent more evident than in their widespread pleasure dens, known as "yukaku" in the tongue of Zipangu. Yukaku are districts where monsters can display their devotion not just as fine partners but as ladies of the night who delight their clientele. The close relationship between monsters and humans allows such establishments to be operated openly on a large scale - to the extent that there exist whole towns that are yukaku.

>However, monsters do not work as harlots for money or for sustenance, but purely to obtain a man. When they find one they like, they cease to accept any other customers and, in the blink of an eye, marry him and leave the yukaku - or recede behind the scenes. This often occurs with the very first customer. However, because the yukaku offers so many opportunities for monsters to meet and - moreover - be approached by men, the influx of new recruits feeds the rapid turnover quite well.

>> No.17709413

so the tl;dr version of this is that you are horny?

>> No.17709430

More that the art makes me that way.

>> No.17709442

>This often occurs with the very first customer
I thought so

>> No.17709444
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>I married a FUCKING WHORE!

>> No.17709456

>to the extent that there exist whole towns that are yukaku.
Aren't those just demon realms basically?
>When they find one they like, they cease to accept any other customers and, in the blink of an eye, marry him and leave the yukaku
>Marrying a literal whore

>> No.17709459

Undead are the best.

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I really enjoy that artist art of Kejourous. It's a shame she has her commissioned closed for the time being since I have an idea for a new one.


You mean this one?

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Monkey butts

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You mean this one right?


It's a shame the artist has closed commissions for the time being or I'd get another piece of Kej art commissioned from her.

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>> No.17709478

>that nose
That's anthro.

>> No.17709484

Now that's a place I'd gladly have replace my lost local.

I'd recommend a nice juicy steak with extra mushrooms to both of them

>> No.17709488 [DELETED] 

That one is my favorite monster girl pictures ever. I'd put it in my living room if it was possible.

>> No.17709496

That is one of my favorite monster girl pictures ever. I'd put it in my living room if it was possible.

>> No.17709501

Regarding the black and white kej art, is it available in any higher resolutions than the one I posted?

>> No.17709504

That is one of my favorite monster girl pictures ever. I'd put it in my living room if it was possible.

>> No.17709514

>Aren't those just demon realms basically?

Indeed, from the same section:

> Some yukaku become umbral monster realms. The sakura, a unique flower of Zipangu usually said to bloom only in spring, blooms all year in these realms so that the hazy light of mana seeping from each of the yukaku's chambers illuminates a flurry of flittering petals, thus producing a mystic atmosphere that brings out the monsters' bewitchment. Men seduced by their charms receive a night - or even a lifetime - that is just as fantastic.

>> No.17709522


Doesn't look like it. bucksatan doesn't really make really hi-res artwork from what i can tell.

>> No.17709529

Kinda late to the party here, but I really like this idea.

>> No.17709542

sounds like a one way ticket to diabetes

>> No.17709554

She can also be your insulin.

>> No.17709590
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>> No.17709599

Zipangu girls are the best.

>> No.17709615
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yeah there's a lot of great monster girls there.

>> No.17709647

God damn this artist draws good Kej.

>> No.17709666

Pretty nice.

I wouldn't mind an alluring, soft Kej to come home to.

>> No.17709695

I want a Kej to tickle me with her hair.

>> No.17709719

What would Monster Girl versions of shows like Sesame Street be like?

>> No.17709725


It would be nice to be coiled up in her hair after a long day of work

>> No.17709739

Instead of muppet monsters, think of muppet humans.

>> No.17709741

That's a retarded question.

>> No.17709765

That it would.

>> No.17709784
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Favorite girl ruined by whore realms / towns?

That's okay, you always have best girl to comfort and heal you. Especially since you're too much of a wuss to get in the water where brothels don't exist.

>> No.17709788

>Disposition: Cruel

>> No.17709803

>where brothels don't exist
But anon, I work in there

>> No.17709829
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What on earth are you on about?

>> No.17709835
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Please take a brief moment to appreciate dragon boobs.

>> No.17709837

It's a unicorn trying to promote her virginity.

99% of the girls iare already pure, so they are only good for corrupting, those poor things.

>> No.17709846

It would be important to lose your virginity so those creepy horses stop stalking you.

>> No.17709848
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Reminder that she basically admitted that she'd force herself on a boy she liked for the sake of mating.
Lewd Shortstack Dragon is for mating.

>> No.17709849

Those are big boobs for such a small dragon.

>> No.17709854

Apparently it's because she sucks at shapeshifting.
If she relaxed her shapeshifting they'd get even bigger.

>> No.17709858

>99% of the girls iare already pure

>> No.17709865

Gonna get her to relax.
I need her to relax.

>> No.17709873

From my understanding, while most monster girls are promiscuous, the majority are monogamous with their first mate being their only. Is that true?

>> No.17709874

>distract her while she works on her shapeshifting
>her breasts get bigger
I'm liking this dragon more and more.

>> No.17709881

What are you going to do if her shapeshifting slips so much that she reveals her true dragon form?

>> No.17709882

Yes, otherwise they'd be thinking about other men's cocks 24/7.
Women literally cannot love you if they've taken another man's cock.

>> No.17709888

Pretty much the only time they willingly give up a man is if it wouldn't work out.
They're not exactly ones to turn down being set for life.

>> No.17709899

Is she a small and stocky dragon in that form too? If so im fine. Proceed to take a nap under her wings.

>> No.17709901

>Women literally cannot love you if they've taken another man's cock.
thats dumb

>> No.17709903

Nothing better.

Coax her back a bit so she goes human but still super busty

>> No.17709907
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I’m liking the direction they’re going in the latest release. The Festival confession was cute.

Also, when will KC make a Quetzalcoatl girl? I want my feathery dragon.

>> No.17709918 [DELETED] 

>You can only have monstergirls made from things native to your own region.
How screwed are you?
I'd be fine since we have 10,000 potential wolfus to 350,000 human men, and untold numbers of foxes, birds, and scary native legends that could become monsters.
City dwellers are BTFO and get a succubus.

>> No.17709921

Finally, a feasible reason to use a prostitute.

>> No.17709929

Please KC I need me some feathery lizards. I hope she has bright colors too.

>> No.17709935

Minotaurs and Holstaurs as far as the eye can see!

>> No.17709937

It’s your one stop shop essentially. Have a species in mind? Go down and see if she’s available and if you’re a good match. If she’s a good fit, take her home tonight!

>> No.17709939

why so many texans in these threads?

>> No.17709940

My area is mountainous, forested, and on the ocean.
All cold-water MGs, Ice MGs, Beasts and Wolfus, and cold dwelling Chaos girls. Pretty good mix here.

>> No.17709943

>mostly stray werecats/wolves
>occasional centaur and holstaur
>bunch of asshole black harpies that hang out on my lawn
>tiny arachnes that keep trying to sneak into my house
Could be better, honestly.

>> No.17709945

Well somebody has to fuck all the cows.

>> No.17709951

Essentially Brazilian Sesame Street

>On topa

>> No.17709952

So many toads here in Michigan, not to mention all the birds, fish, and other stuff we got out here

>> No.17709954

Good thing I like lamias. A coyote girl or a cactus wren might be nice too, but I’m not brave enough for a scorpion girl. If we take flora into account as well, then a ara ara saguaro or tsundere cholla might be in order as well.

>> No.17709956


>> No.17709958

12.3 million cattle, roughly 14 million men.
Everyone gets a cow.

>> No.17709960

I remember a guy going to the hospital trying to get a calf to suck him off by making it think its an utter not knowing that calfs actually bite occasionally so stimulate milk production.

>> No.17709961

I want a tomboy cow.

>> No.17709962

The most dangerous spider girls along with very colorful and assertive harpies and a shitload of kakuens. There would also be a undead firey centaur dullahan and mermaids, but we don't talk about those.

>> No.17709963
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>> No.17709966

> Armadillo girls
Good idea in theory, but they are the only other animal besides humans that can carry leprosy so touching might not be the best idea

>> No.17709968

>Everyone gets a cow.
math is off buddy

>> No.17709970

Sounds like it'd be one of the fastest and most convenient ways to get married to specific type of MG without the risk of getting captured by something else entirely

>> No.17709977

Is it? Texas has 28 million people and half of them are male, and 12.3 million cows.
I mean sure you can be finicky and say that 1.7 million people are udderly deprived, but I'm doubting that 100% of guys even want a spare cow.

>> No.17709982
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I know there are at least 3 other people from Michigan here not including myself

>> No.17709993

Canadians and Texans make up the majority of the thread.

>> No.17709995

There's only one other Virginian I know of.

>> No.17709996

I know I'm one.
West side of the state would be swimming in deer girls... Also oni depending on how much they love the craft beer scene in GR.

>> No.17710000

I think the lakes would end up having there own cities in them after while you know?

>> No.17710002

I can't be the only person who wants to fuck a dragon after seeing this. Right? I mean, damn.

>> No.17710003

>venus alrunes
>p'orcs everywhere
>mussels everywhere

>> No.17710009
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It doesn't help I'm addicted to Regura's fug bugs.

>> No.17710011

bugs are bad imagine that poor mans dental premiums once he marries her

>> No.17710013


Opossums, skunks, raccoons, diamondbacks, rattlers, black bear, cougars, condors, vultures, hawks, tarantulas...
>Great White
...oh boy.

>> No.17710014
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And what a glorious site it would be.

>> No.17710015

I wonder how many finns other than alp there are.

>> No.17710019

Yeah, you'd probably be looking at underwater cities beneath the lakes.

>> No.17710020

Theres a weird amont of foxes here in london

>> No.17710021

One of these girls is not like the others.

>> No.17710025

>All those variety of beef

And yet, the B&W one still comes out on top for me. Probably because of that last panel where she's nuzzling with her ankle.

>> No.17710032

Tennessee is better than both however.

>> No.17710036

Any anons here from Burkina Faso?

>> No.17710039
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I imagine a city full of flat fish

>> No.17710041

How about gentle maledom with stong monsters
No overpowering megadick romp, just using skills to make a tough gily make sounds you didnt know she could.

>> No.17710043

yep. thats my dream right there

>> No.17710044

couldn't I just beat here through wit?

>> No.17710052

I still yould want to see it
I mean, we dont really get storys of humans turning monster.

>> No.17710053
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Which one do you mean? Because if it's the one I'm thinking of can you really blame her with men left and right jumping the first cowgirl they see?
And for me it's always gonna be MGE Holstaur, from the day I first read the profile I knew I was in love.
It is beautiful isn't it, makes you want to just jump right there into the field with them.

>> No.17710057
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Werecats fucking everywhere.

>> No.17710059

Smalltown, USA?

>> No.17710061

Mice and devilbugs.

>> No.17710071


They'd have lots of visitors during the summer months though, I guarantee that.

Wouldn't mind having one either, although some holst milk may need to be applied.

>> No.17710077

Lots of freshwater over here. A nice assortment of harpies, some skunks, a surprising number of centaurs (local college specializes in equine medicine, of all things,) various dogs and cats, and that damned racoon family living in the sewers. Plenty of marshy areas for slimes to propagate, some faeries would likely live about an hour away from here, and hostaurs would be common to the south. A nice variety.

>> No.17710079


probably just your average Monster Girls lizardman, werecats, werebats, harpies of all kind, and etc. etc.

just the really "normal?" one's I guess

>> No.17710100
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>tfw no big green gf

>> No.17710102

Those are the best types.

>> No.17710126

Lemme smash

>> No.17710132

>live close to a ranch that has holstaurs and centaurs
>lizardman and mice trying to get into house to freeload
>spiders, moths and wasps act like they own the place

>> No.17710144
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Wew, what a nice day!

How was your Sunday dudes?

>> No.17710160
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Cold and uneventful

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I see some of those small garden snakes around sometimes so we would get some lamia too I also saw a lizard once but that was a couple years ago

>> No.17710171

I can see that.
Probably a few black-bear girls too, along with maybe a couple elven holdouts up in the UP.

Hell, may still be some dwarves in the copper mines.

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But shes my pretend gf.

>> No.17710182

Is this an ogre for ants?

>> No.17710185


>> No.17710193

Lack-a-daisical and uneventful. Pretty easy to not write stuff when nobody would care if you did or didn't.

>> No.17710203
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my gf is bigger than your gf

>> No.17710213
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Why are trolls such cuties?

>> No.17710214

>giantessfaggot and EMGfaggot having a dickwaving contest

>> No.17710227

Gentle maledom is better than single-minded pounding. Completely dominating with finesse and sensual slow burn pace, and so on.

>> No.17710229

Still shit

>> No.17710245

Because they are nice girls who enjoy simple things like flowers and puppies.
I could have posted the gigantes but people don't seem to like her around her.
Theres always going to be a waifu bigger than yours. No sense in making a big deal out of it.

>> No.17710252

>I could have posted the gigantes but people don't seem to like her around her.
blah blah wrongbadfun, they can eat a dick she counts

>> No.17710260

People like over weight and hyper muscle, so gigantes should be okay.

>> No.17710261

Because giantess is /d/ shit like stuffing and tickling.

>> No.17710268

>over weight and hyper muscle,
actually even i wouldnt go that far

>> No.17710275

Shes only 32 feet tall. Thats not even that bad compared to skyscraper sized girls stepping on cities for fun. I just want a huge girl to ride around on her shoulder. Plus the idea of her heartbeat being so powerful that it can bring me to orgasm sounds nice. But thats headcanon.

>> No.17710279

>32 feet tall
That's taller than the average house.

>> No.17710281

>Plus the idea of her heartbeat being so powerful that it can bring me to orgasm sounds nice.
would you call that a pulse job or a heart job

>> No.17710285

Keep reading his post anon. You might find out more.

>> No.17710301 [DELETED] 

> Canadians
> Ignoring the provinces / territories

>> No.17710303

>he doesn't want to make cute monstergirls surrender completely and play nice with them while taking the lead

>> No.17710309 [DELETED] 

It's all moose and muslims anyway.

>> No.17710310 [DELETED] 

>implying leafs are worth the effort of learning about their shitty country.

>> No.17710313
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If they weren't squeamish they'd be pretty cool.

Like the Kamen Riders of Centaurs.

>> No.17710316 [DELETED] 

Yeah but the ratio varies from area to area. Plus NONE of us want to be mixed up with Alberta.
Especially Alberta.

>> No.17710317

Heart job.
I know and its great.

>> No.17710320 [DELETED] 

> Implying burgerland is any better

>> No.17710323 [DELETED] 
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The good old hockey game, is the best game you can name

>> No.17710326 [DELETED] 

It's absolutely better than Canada.

>> No.17710330 [DELETED] 

even australia is better than canada

>> No.17710332 [DELETED] 

I don’t want to get /int/ but if the Canadians were concerned with their providences being distinct, why didn’t anyone specify which? Sounds like the Canadians themselves don’t care.

>> No.17710334
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>> No.17710337

>Live near a graveyard.

Oh boy, time for undead girls and hellhounds.

>> No.17710340 [DELETED] 

Third world nations are better than Canada.

>> No.17710341

I would love to be the diplomat sent to the shortstack kingdom.

All those small cuties would be fantastic.

>> No.17710342 [DELETED] 

Canadians are about as pathetic when it comes to loving their country as Germans.

>> No.17710344

Overrated girl.

>> No.17710345

>all this meanposting
Guess I'll keep that Pharaoh paizuri to myself until people are nice again.

>> No.17710346 [DELETED] 

swedes are worse

>> No.17710349 [DELETED] 

Sorry, I can't hear you over the punchline that is your government/legal system/healthcare/ect.
Not to mention that you're all so easily persuaded that a literal used durex in human form ACTUALLY became your commander-in-chief.

>> No.17710350
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I want to go to a Red Wings game with a harpy!

>> No.17710357 [DELETED] 

I’m just here to talk about fucking monsters bro. While I’m here, the rest of that doesn’t exist.

>> No.17710359 [DELETED] 

coming from a country that elected a dude because "dude weed lmao", who puts people in positions because color/gender/current year, has government healthcare that relies on US medical inovations, a dollar that has lost value, and arrests people for using the wrong gender pronouns.

>> No.17710364 [DELETED] 

Damn it. Forget I said anything. Can we please just get back to talking about monsters?

>> No.17710366
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Real talk.

Do you think you could escape the clutches of Booba Fett?

>> No.17710370
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Ice Queen's panties are missing, this investigative journalist will get to the bottom of the case!

>> No.17710371
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>> No.17710374

As a manlet what mg would be the best for me?

>> No.17710377

>When monster girls become real
>”Just like the simulations”

>> No.17710378 [DELETED] 

Still better than being the fat mall cop with downs syndrome of that international world that throws tantrums with its tard strength when they don't get their way.
Seriously, if you guys pulled your heads out of your asses for literally two seconds you could easily organize yourselves to be an ACTUAL superpower. Not just some country that can sprint ahead in the race because it neglects it's citizens so dearly.

>> No.17710384

I took them.

>> No.17710386

Do you want a girl smaller or taller than you, and should she bully you or love you?

>> No.17710387

I'm gonna need photos of the location they were before if I'm gonna proceed!

>> No.17710388

Whats the general consensus on EMG content? I wrote out two stories back when you had threads on /a/ about EMG. Granted its about troll and gigantes.

>> No.17710395

One of the unpopular ones. They're really your only chance.

>> No.17710407

A robot mermaid is an automaton, not a mermaid, right?

>> No.17710409

>general consensus
Just fucking post it, there will never be a consensus on this autistic thread.

>> No.17710414


>> No.17710419

Hit me up with links to the stories please.

>> No.17710422

Post it. Haters will hate and fans will adore. Just don’t sperg out and you’ll be fine.

>> No.17710424

While the Ice Queen is out looking for her panties, her palace is open and unguarded

>> No.17710427

I need photos of where the panties where last seen~

>> No.17710432

People generally don't receive actual fan-fiction well. Writefagging is accepted because it is original work and most consider that a degree or two less cringey. Post at own risk.

>> No.17710433

They were last seen over the head of an "Anon",
No releasing of names for their safety

>> No.17710436
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You remember her, don't you Anon?

>> No.17710439

Yep. I also remember she loves Metal.
If she could only break out of her shell,
she'd be a great lead singer.

>> No.17710440
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>> No.17710454

I want to facefuck that robot.

>> No.17710456

Quick! Describe your favorite girl doing something that seems out of character but makes sense when you think about it!
> Shoggoth being a boxing coach

>> No.17710463

>A kitsune using her feet rather than her tails

>> No.17710467

Lamias working in the mining or excavation industry!

>> No.17710472 [SPOILER] 
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I always proffered the other girl robit.

>> No.17710476

Centaur Flash indeed.

>> No.17710479

Echidna working at a day care
It seems out of character because you'd think she would be busy with her own kids
It makes sense because she's barren and this is the only way to fill the gaping hole in her heart and keep herself from eating a bullet

>> No.17710487

Wait, is centaur man canonically female or is it just a meme because of the breastplate?

Because I got megaman 6 for my birthday as a kid and played the living shit out of it for years. This would rewrite my childhood.

>> No.17710494

It's more because of his manga interpretation of having long flowing hair beneath his helmet. Megaman thought he was a girl because of it.
And then fans took to the idea of a female version and the rest is history.

>> No.17710495

A pack of mice working together as bodyguards

>> No.17710500

Just uploaded them.
Thats the troll one. Sfw, has to do with a troll moving in with a anon.
And thats the Gigantes one. Nsfw, heartjob is included.
Both were my first stories I wrote so the dialogue probably sucks and so does the punctuation. Still if you would like to read them and give some constructive criticism id appreciate it!

>> No.17710554

Tunnel Snakes Rule!

>> No.17710556

Oh it's you! Sweet bro

>> No.17710570

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, sign up for the ignis ember program!

Let one of these little girls warm up your home and heart this winter while they give their skills.

Cut down on the gas bill and enrich yourself with an elemental!

[spoiler ] Fire insurance needed

>> No.17710588

I dunno, with an Ignis around I'd feel hot and bothered.

>> No.17710591

Doing worry, the lolis-late teen ignisis used will keep their private parts obscured by flames so you are not bothered by it!

>> No.17710619

The combination of the weird spacing, fucked up spoiler, and potential risk of burning my home down really deter me from signing up for this program of yours.
Besides, I'd rather have a Chochin-Obake for warmth and light. At least she's more contained.

>> No.17710628

So you're saying she'd be a good cover of Ghost Love Score?

>> No.17710641
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Your waifu is, of course, indisputably perfect. But there's also no disputing that she'd be more perfect if she was made of slime.

>> No.17710648

WoW has the best elves. Gotta love those giant floppy ears

>> No.17710651

Nonsense anon, she looks perfectly perfect as her normal fleshy meatbag self. I mean, she also looks absolutely fantastic in latex, so there's that.

>> No.17710656

Which girls would be best if you wanted more than just a romantic mate, but a lifelong partner too. Someone who you could talk to and share interests with. Someone you could turn to for support. Someone with their own personality that isn’t just catering to you or your needs. I want the kind of domestic lifestyle.

>> No.17710661

All of them except manticores and Ushis unless you really want to try hard.

>> No.17710670

no way dude

>> No.17710672
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Just please don't make the mistake of hanging around at a fox bar.

>> No.17710677

Yes, and she'd look just as perfectly perfect as slime, except she'd be perfecter. In fact, with the right outfit she'd be perfectest.
Are you really willing to deny your waifu the squishy glory of being perfectest? There's only one loving and reasonable answer!

Yes way, don't you love your waifu?

>> No.17710680

>Yes, and she'd look just as perfectly perfect as slime, except she'd be perfecter. In fact, with the right outfit she'd be perfectest.
I entirely disagree anon.

>> No.17710686

>the card expired before we even got married.
>she found it in a box marked "trash".
>is still pissed.
I like her.

>> No.17710687

whats wrong with manticores and ushis?

>> No.17710689

i hope that demon silver

>> No.17710693

Absolutely nothing. But that anon wants someone romantic and Manticores and Ushis have a hard time showing that. Unless that anon finds aggressive rape romantic.

>> No.17710694

>you will never get scolded with a polearm made of orgasmetal

>> No.17710695

KC obviously puts heavy emphasis on the sexual aspects of the girls, but every so often he hints towards bits of domestic things. The Demon and Devil profiles talk about how they cook amazing food for their husbands, Anubis has a line about scheduling a diet and activities outside of sex, the Weresheep profile suggests that you could run a business selling her wool, and then of course Kikimora's exist. You could probably find little things for each girl if you look hard enough, and with how devoted mg's are, it's not too far-fetched to think that whatever girl you end up with, she would be incredibly supportive of you.

>> No.17710699

its nice, very tender although the perverted side of me wants more explanation of the physical stimulus

>> No.17710700

I'm gonna take on the mofu mafia. Their reign of fluffy terror will end!

>> No.17710703

What're you gonna do, unfluff them?

>> No.17710706

You'll be the hero and I can be the cool sidekick.

>> No.17710709

False. Manticores show their romantic too. Their mates are just always unconscious at that point.

>> No.17710715

A kind woman with a leaf on her head sold me a magical weapon.

Glorious we shall take them down together!

>> No.17710716

Kumihos obviously.

>> No.17710717
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Beware. The mofu mafia have cunning traps in store.

>> No.17710721

Honestly, I’m afraid of the idea of portals. My life is going pretty well and, even though I like the idea of having an MG waifu, I don’t want her to get in the way or my work to get in the way of her. I want her, but I don’t feel like I’m ready for her. I still don’t even know what species she might be. Things like >>17707010 are freaking me out because it really does feel like they could be coming soon.

>> No.17710731

That won't fool me no matter how soft and huggable those tails are.

>> No.17710732

i think Ushi's would be very open about how much they like their Hubby. They are a very enthusiastic species. Manticores I agree. At least they wont show any romance till you can barely remember your own name

>> No.17710733

That'd fool me.

>> No.17710742

>Your waifu would be better if she wasn't your waifu
Anon are you really trying to push this?

>> No.17710749
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Your ally seems more persauded than you.

You were warned. Behold the horrible fate of those who defy the foxes.

>> No.17710750

Being a stud for sexy fox mofus aint all that bad.

>> No.17710753

What happens if I walk around the box and start molesting her ears?

>> No.17710754

Well it's not like you'll be fucking all-day everyday unless you end up with a particularly insatiable Manticore or Ushi-Oni, or you're in Wonderland/Pandemonium. You just need to remember that MGE is a fantasy porn setting that's left intentionally vague to let you do what you want. Want to come home to a Kitsune wife, a good meal, and some nice one-on-one time with her? Want to become some Manticore's personal sex-slave and cuddle toy? You can have either, or neither, or whatever, it's just fantasy and you can make it work. And of course with serious waifu stuff, it's never a good idea to push it or go looking for it, just let it happen naturally and it'll come when it will.

>> No.17710763
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Well the best I can give you is my headcanon and keep it light autism. Basically her body temperature heats you up to a almost suana like heat, couple that with being in between two huge soft breasts and having the huge vibrations from her massive heart and bare skin shaking you down to your bones. It starts slowly like gentle waves but as she gets excited the ripples of pleasure you feel get faster and you get hotter and hotter from her heating up from excitement. Im just really into tall girls and soft skin so the idea of a heartjob sounds great in theory like a 32 foot tall woman lol.

>> No.17710773
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T-that doesn't look so bad is that all you foxes have to offer?

>> No.17710774
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You are flanked by her hidden twin.

>> No.17710775

She'd be your waifu, just bester. Silly goose.

>> No.17710776

hey ya did ok, and didnt stray into /d/ territory (the easy road)or do the VR cop out

>> No.17710788

"I'm just an Anon but investigating a mysterious box led to me being milked by two beautiful twin foxes who then demanded I raise our children with responsibility!?"

>> No.17710790

I want a yandere phoenix to force a ring of fire resistance on my finger and rape me by giving me a heartjob.

>> No.17710793
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No junk mail please.

>> No.17710796
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Why have I never seen anyone post it this way?

>> No.17710800
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All that awaits you is a comfy life with daughterus. Abandon every hope, ye who enter here.

>> No.17710801

hey i didnt say /d/ stuff was inherently bad/wrong, but its the easy way to write

>> No.17710807

No! Bad wolfu. That's dirty. You don't know where it's been.

>> No.17710809

Because the 'oth is a humble and dutiful servant, content to be seen and acknowledged by her master alone. The Eeky is an attention whore who has to show off her work to everyone who passes the lot.
You notice how a house with a eeky always has the Eeky next to a window when you pass by? That's not a coincidence anon.

>> No.17710812

Good thing Zipangese movies have English subtitles, so you can understand all the subtle dialogue in a Feudal-setting movie featuring Shoguns, Kunoichi and Ochimusha.

>> No.17710819

Replace the fox with any MG and you have MGE in a box.
It hurts

>> No.17710820

Jokes hon her. I prefer scales, that's why no mofu will win against me!

>tfw the hero ready lost to mofu while I wasn't looking
Being a sidekick ain't worth it.

>> No.17710822

I can take that squirrel off your hands.

>> No.17710831

Yeah I try to keep my big girls pretty vanilla. Now the smaller ones and the lolis that are hundreds of years old. Thats when stuff gets weird.

>> No.17710833

who are you again?

>> No.17710834

Go ahead. Just be careful, she'll try to sell you a monthly subscription to her newspaper.

>> No.17710835
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Well then, I'm sure the foxes' allies can make up for your lost time.

>Legend of the Fox Rings: the Waifu War


>> No.17710839

I suppose I could live with that.

>> No.17710843

What do you mean by this?

>> No.17710855

Succ.exe when?

>> No.17710857

She'll make it worth your while. Ryu Temples are full of single Shirohebi attendants for all your single friends and family, and the Ryus themselves are baby-crazy like no other.

>> No.17710862

>sent to shortstack kingdom to improve relations
>they're all so fascinated by your size and nearly flip their shit because you can reach stuff on the top shelf
>by the emd of your trip, you have several marriage invitations, especially from the queen
It's a paradise, that kingdom

>> No.17710863

>Replace the fox with any MG and you have MGE in a box.
The image is the fate that awaits all human men, regardless of species.
>It hurts
It's not real and I'll never have it.

>> No.17710866
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That's from LN's twitter mate.

Forgot my image.

>> No.17710869

I can't even get my consensual loving guro/snuff fix on /d/, man. I just want to have a loving wife who can't stand the idea of something as central to her identity as her death and rebirth belonging to anyone but her true love, and desperately working to make up for all the time she spent before finding it.
Apparently that is so wrong.

>> No.17710878

They're both dumb sluts and you know it, and I know it and everyone else knows it as well.

Maid's are for housework, not fug. And I challenge you to convince me otherwise.

>> No.17710880

Why would the shortstsck kingdom even have unreachable top shelves?

>> No.17710887

Why wouldn't they just get step stools? At least they can show off some of their assets when reaching that way.

>> No.17710891

Maids are for housework.
Good housework means a good maid.
A good maid needs a good reward.
The best maids deserve the best reward.
Loving tender sex is the best reward.
All maids are good maids.
All good maids are the best maids.
Therefore, all maids deserve fug.

So their husbands have to lift and fondle them daily.

>> No.17710908

Such a reward would come at the expense of their master.
A maid who has something done at their master's expense is a bad maid.
Thus, a maid that performs services in exchange for such a reward is a bad maid.
Therefore, only bad maids get fug.

>> No.17710918

A master for whom loving tender sex is "at their expense" is a bad master. Or married, in which case he needs to have a son immediately to properly reward the maid.

>> No.17710919

"Vr cop out"?

>> No.17710923
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What do you guys do when monster girls don't fill the void anymore?

>> No.17710924

Alternatively, all maids need rewards.
Accordingly, all maids are bad.
Hence, all maids need to be punished.
Punishment should take a form that promotes the master's interests and humiliates the maid.
The best form of punishment is thus having maids bear their master's children.
Therefore, all maids deserve fug.

>> No.17710925

Maids are furniture.
Getting semen on the furniture means the house is untidy.
An untidy house means a bad maid.
Having sex with the maid means getting semen on the maid.
Therefore, having sex with the maid means getting semen on the furniture, which means making the house untidy.

Therefore, giving the maid fug means there is a bad maid.

>> No.17710927

I'd rather a wife than a maid anyday

>> No.17710929

fill the void with a lead bullet.

>> No.17710932

what about a wife/maid or a maid/wife?

>> No.17710933

go to bed early

>> No.17710936

A good maid gets creampied.
A creampie is semen in the furniture, not semen on the furniture.
Therefore a good maid is a tidy fug and thus still a good maid.

>> No.17710940


Semen in the furniture is as bad as semen on the furniture

>> No.17710950

How can you say you love your furniture if you haven't inseminated it?

>> No.17710999

Self-cleaning shoggoth furniture is the superior option. No drop of drool, sweat, or other body fluids will go to waste.

>> No.17711000
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>marrying the help
Absolutely plebian. Maids are for taking advantage, not for taking responsibility.

>> No.17711006

And Demons are for rough facefucking while they desperately try in vain to pull off of the dick as their pupils slowly turn to hearts until they're total blowjob sluts.

>> No.17711010
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Hear hear!

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>> No.17711023

That scenario's good for any monstergirl honestly. Especially the smug ones.
Just imagine the panic in an Apophis or a Manticore's eyes as their pointless struggles to pull off the dick only make it tense up and twitch harder.

>> No.17711032

Artist? It's not the first time I see that fr17 signature

>> No.17711041
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Beach season may be over, but let us remember it fondly in the cold months to come.

>> No.17711071

Train your dogfu properly.

>> No.17711108

>ywn come home tired from a long exhausting day to you two kitsune waifus
>they will never notice how worn out you are, take you by the arms and guide you to bed
>they will never lay down on either side of you, interlocking some of their tails under you as a cloud-like mattress and the rest as a silky smooth blanket on top
>they will never cuddle up next to you, letting you feel the warmth and softness of their bodies
>they will never kiss you on your cheeks before singing to you, in stereo, a soothing Zipangese lullaby as you gently drift into the most peaceful slumber
Sadness covers me like a mofu blanket...

>> No.17711112
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.17711113

>two kitsune waifus
No one man should have all that mofu.

>> No.17711115
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A day late and a digit short.
It still hurts me every time, though.

>> No.17711120 [SPOILER] 
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are for cuddling.

>> No.17711121

I want to discipline my naughty kobold like that. Stealing my shoes: thats a rapin'. Digging up the yard: that's a rapin'. Eating all the kobold treats: oh, you bet that's a rapin'.

>> No.17711135

Anon, the first thing to know about properly training Kobolds is to never offer rewards for bad behavior!

>> No.17711141

Three days left anon.

>> No.17711143
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Exactly. One must be strict with misbehaving dogfu's for their own good!

>> No.17711147

Okay, no.

>> No.17711169

But anon, there's an important question here.
Are those Kitsune Twin's the local Mofu Yakuza Okaa-san's enforcers?

Why not Kitsune Sextuplets?

>> No.17711180

I want to teach little Wurm-chan how to tickle Mr. Winky!

>> No.17711183

Hm, all that mofu got me thinking...

>> No.17711188
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Should mofus wear the mask?

>> No.17711204

Nobody cared who she was until she put on the mask.

>> No.17711216

Only the really chuuni weeb ones, unless there's a festival going on and then it's acceptable for the very little ones to wear them too.

>> No.17711228

>demon silver brushes
Kejourous beware

>> No.17711238

Who is your waifu and what is she dressing up as for Halloween?

>> No.17711253
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Gonna buy that girl one of these.

>> No.17711265

My waifu is a Kobold and she'd probably dress up as a character from one of our daughteru's favorite movies or TV shows. Maybe as a heroic counterpart, sidekick or mentor to the main character who our daughteru would inevitably dress up as, or maybe even as the villain depending on the show or movie. I would do the same of course, because family costumes would be fun and great for intimacy and stuff.

>> No.17711266

A spooky ghost.

>> No.17711267

She's a Salamander and she's going as Ophelia from Brütal Legend. I'll be Eddie.

>> No.17711273

>not having your waifu be asuna from SAO
KDF I am disappoint.

>> No.17711285
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>Happy Cow
Well, works as advertised.

>> No.17711287

Anon please, that is my most shameful fantasy. I'd be way too embarrassed if my waifu chose to wear that kind of costume in public, especially of she made my daughteru and I wear corresponding costumes. She knows as much too, that's why she'd only tease about it occasionally like I'd tease her about going out in public wearing super frilly pink rubber dresses. No, those fantasies are just for in the privacy of our bedroom thank you very much.

>> No.17711288

You what?

>> No.17711289

I don't know man, isn't that thing supposed to clean the cows? That one there looks way too sweaty and steamy to be very clean.

>> No.17711293

Oh KDF, what a strange fucker you are.

>> No.17711298

The new model is just an unsuspecting farmhand that's been tied up and blindfolded.

>> No.17711301

So THAT'S your most embarrassing fantasy? I expected more.

>> No.17711309

What powers do they grant?

>> No.17711314

I know what I said anon.

Yes anon, I know my taste is rather unconventional. At this point I feel like you all should too.

I'm plenty secure in my sexuality and things of that nature anon, some other things are just a little more difficult and I'm not quite sure why.

>> No.17711328

Hotdog. She's going to go as the doom slayer

>> No.17711346

Kejourou dressed like Rider when?

>> No.17711374

Basilisk with long hair dressed as Rider when?

>> No.17711376

Smug vampire dressed as fem-gil when?

>> No.17711387

She is a narcissistic Lilim who dresses up as herself and feels entitled to the entire neighborhood's treats.

>> No.17711391
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Sounds like a good way to get fat.
How do you properly shame an out-of-shape Lilim?

>> No.17711398

By cumming in her ass instead of her babymaker until she slims down.

>> No.17711400

By making her wear the fancy and revealing outfit she inherited.
She will know better than to gorge on sweets when she sees her body oozing out of an outfit that used to perfectly suit her.

This works too, but it's going too far.

>> No.17711406

How is that going too far? If she wants to cosplay as a pregnant lilim with all her fat, obviously I'm going to release my spirit energy somewhere other than her babymaker.

>> No.17711453

Dark Mage A witch
It's fucking lazy but that's what she does.

>> No.17711468

>Find a curious book in a forbidden portion of the library
>A few more years under your belt and a little more knowledge and you might've deciphered the energy emanating of the book the be a spell of compulsion
>Alas, you do not, and upon opening the first page you're compelled to recite what's written
>"I, Anon, are a filthy manslut for phantoms and I need a pair of big ghost tits to wrap around my cock right now"
>"Ufufu~" A ghostly laughter echoes about you as a wall melts to reveal a figure "Really now?"

>> No.17711491

How shitty as a artist do you have to be to copy Reiq's style? I have yet to see anything by Funk that doesn't look like it's aping a different artist.

>> No.17711494

Only cumming in a monster girl's butt is an easy one way ticket to couple counseling and/or rape.

>> No.17711513

>I expected more.
You clearly don't understand the shamelessness of the degenerate. They kind of have to be, else they'd mire in depression

>> No.17711524

Was this book written by a Wonderland ghost?
I'd rather date one of those hyper romtic love freak ghost who spend all her unlife planning her future relationship.

>> No.17711531

Spider, Mash.

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What about tailpussy? Does that count as butt?

>> No.17711556

You don't choose to cum inside tailpussy. Tailpussy chooses you.

>> No.17711563

But how can a tall, seductive spider be cutest kohai

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Quite easily.

>> No.17711579

Are spiders the only species who can both be heart attack inducingly cute and heart attack inducingly scary?

>> No.17711591
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Why manticores like shitposting?

>> No.17711608

That's because they enjoy seeing boys seething.

>> No.17711689

Do nighounds use Bhetto Bemes Online?

>> No.17711692

>Anon has had enough of her shitposting and tracks her down
>He then gets hit by her spines in front of her house

Just as planned

>> No.17711698

>She then shitposts about how slutty boys are
>Frequently causes shitstorms by posting pictures of venomed up Anon

>> No.17711702

I'll take your word for it.

A werewolf or kobold would have better luck, I feel

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Or perhaps a Jinko.

>> No.17711717

They going to fuck?

>> No.17711775

The new jinko maid is cute, if a bit rough around the edges

>> No.17711781

hey man fuck you.

>> No.17711791

Rough maids who cook hearty meals and clean the house the good old fashion are much better than fancy maids who went to maid school and learned all sorts of useless bullshit.
Who cares if she has a thick accent and speaks broken English when her goulash tastes heavenly?

>> No.17711798

Don't dare waste her food. She'll definitely make sure you finish it.

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She'll get better at it in time.

>> No.17711827

Would walking in her house with muddy boots earn a kick to my face?

>> No.17711833
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Nothing so violent. Your dutiful maid will just scold you and then deliver an appropriate punishment in bed.

>> No.17711842

The appropriate punishment is making you lick her feet clean, isn't it? That or she'll step on you with her soft paws for a while, since the idea of licking fur is unappealing.

>> No.17711849

It's you licking her feet clean as she gently steps on your face with her soft paws,
before she milks you dry with her mouth.

>> No.17711851

She would try to shame you by asking if you are sick or if her cooking tastes bad.
If that doesn't work she will refuse to let you leave the dinner table until you finish because her honor as a maid is on the line.

I bet she would insist to scrub you the next time you take a shower so that she can take out her frustration on your body.

>> No.17711854

Shouldn't she do the second part with just her paws? I mean, that'd really complete this punishment, it just seems like you're after some oral. She'll have to punish you for that too.

>> No.17711860
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I recognise my failing and will be sure to correct it.

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>> No.17711884

Any plans?

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Showing my support for the skeleton army.

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>Start your night shift in a warehouse because apparently your jerk coworker dissapeared
>See this

How do proceed?

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...Maybe he's onto something.

Maybe, maybe. Yet to see man outrun boolet.

>> No.17711902

That's adorable. I almost feel sorry for the squirrel, but I sure as hell ain't falling for her shenanigans.

>> No.17711905 [DELETED] 

>Fucking shit. Not again.

>> No.17711911

>Fucking shit. Not again.

>> No.17711912

Well, the only way to survive is to become her loyal servant, so that.

>> No.17711925

Slowly walk away and pretend that nothing happened.

>> No.17711968
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Why is this fox crying?

>> No.17711974

Someone calledd her eyebrowns dumb.

>> No.17711981

That's a very mean thing to say, those eyebrows are cute.

>> No.17711991

She's frustrated because she can't understand why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.

>> No.17711993

They are pretty dumb.

>> No.17711999

It's alright, she's just pretending to be edgy.

>> No.17712002

I’ll ask it again. What are those kind of eyebrows called? Is there a name for them?

>> No.17712005

Perfect Princess Brows.

>> No.17712010

Extremelly dumb eyebrowns. A lot of foxes have them and they sometimes have that one stupid hairstyle too.

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They are called CUTE

>> No.17712016

But she is a kid.


>> No.17712039

It's called hikimayu you baka gaijin.

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>She walks in on you watching How To MERE Your Dragon 2: Reverse Scale Reversal

>> No.17712054

Damn right.
They are a clear sign of a cute girl who needs her eyebrows molested and groomed daily.

>> No.17712067

I might be a baka gaijin but at least I don't have baka hair and eyebrowns.

>> No.17712068

Domo Aligato honolobale 11

>> No.17712075

>she gets hyped up for a fight
Would wrestle sex fiercely with her even though it would probably break the house.

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>> No.17712104

It must be hell keeping the raijus from masturbating during class for teachers everywhere. And just ignoring it out of the question, since the janitor would put in complaints, or the chair or desk would need to be replaced at the end of the year.

>> No.17712254

It's the start of a new month anons, do you have any big writing, drawing or commissioning plans for the great month of October?

>> No.17712260

I might try my hand at writting something and commissions are probably going to be made. Hopefully everything goes as expected, which is probably not going to happen.

>> No.17712279

I've got two commissions working right now. One is paid for and I'm just waiting for my turn in the queue but I don't think it'll get posted here, and the other I've paid for part of and have the first rough sketch on but the artist has a lot of other stuff going on so it's been that way for many weeks. I also have a handful of requests out, some of which may be posted and others won't.

>> No.17712284

Hell yeah. Got some money saved up and I'm getting some character sheet-esque pictures done of my mousefus, can't wait to see the first draft when the artist sends it to me.

>> No.17712300

Do not shame the lilim!

>> No.17712309

Tell us about your mousefus anon. What is your waifu like, how many daughterus do you have, and how would your waifu feel about you dicking the daughterus?

>> No.17712310

>all those years for that shitty animation

>> No.17712329

Bless you, I fucking love it when people ask about my mice.

https://imgur.com/a/SMZEA for your viewing pleasure. The waifu is incredibly aggressive, as well as rather unintelligent and uneducated. She can barely speak in coherent sentences and doesn't function well in public. We have two daughters, one of which is a dormouse, and she spends all of her spare time either helping out her mom at home or drawing. The other is clingy and yandere-esque and complains about missing me every time I go to or get back from work. As for daughter dicking, the wife encourages it.

Sorry for the little burst of autism m8

>> No.17712335

We understand, anon. Husbandos always get happy when they have a chance to talk about their wife.

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>> No.17712341


I plan to get some Kej commissions done although some artists who I'd like to get art from have their commissions closed at the moment. I did contact someone a few days ago but they've yet to reply.

I still feel woefully inadequate in drawing to provide anything worthwhile. As for writing, It's been a long time since I've done any stories but I did OK there I guess.

>> No.17712345

No worries anon, I quite enjoy this kind of discussion too. There's nothing wrong with talking about girls who mean that much to you! I must know though ,how did you get a Dormouse with a regular mouse waifu?

>> No.17712350

Thank you. And honestly I have concocted or imagined a story for why ones a dormouse, I just know that I definitely want one as a daughter and through shenanigans it is possible for mouse ---> dormouse

Thanks for understanding

>> No.17712351

How cute. Be careful with family planning though, or you'll be a broodfather in 2 years.

>> No.17712355

* I haven't

That would be the absolute best outcome

>> No.17712361

>Nellu, Dellu, and Vellu
Which one is which?

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At least Manticores don't shitpost at human boys by taking a full animal form.

>> No.17712370

>through shenanigans it is possible for mouse ---> dormouse
Yes, I always thought it'd be neat for something like that too, like a rare recessive gene that allows for daughterus of a different slightly different species.

How would you plan to handle the eventual generational horde? Assuming your daughterus would get pregnant and you'd continue your habits of course.

>> No.17712391

I plan to get a either a Lich or Oomukade with a design that differs from the profile but finding artists that can do the second girl's body justice is kinda hard.

>> No.17712462

I want to draw monstergirls in halloween costumes but I have no idea what ones to do

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>> No.17712473

Silly Hellwan, you can't wear two collars at once! That's just silly!

>> No.17712480

A high level monster girl in a male priest uniform like Kotomine Kirei. Priests are a spooky story told to young monster girls.

>> No.17712484

Is your maus waifu really that big or are yo just a manlet?

>> No.17712488

I don't think it's for her

>> No.17712495

>Hellhoundfu begging like a puppy for you to wear a collar for her
Too cute.

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Please remember to be kind to cuddly monsters. When things look bleak, and nothing seems to go your way, they are the kind of girls who will wrap you in a warm soft hug and remind you that everything will be okay.

>> No.17712515

You're supposed to tighten it around her wrists and use it as makeshift handcuffs, obviously.

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>> No.17712521

That does sound pretty cute anon.

I don't think that would be very effective bondage anon, for it to be effective bondage you'd need to tie her wrists individually and then tie them together so she can't wriggle free.

>> No.17712522

A former heroine Wight wearing her old equipment. Would scare the kids for sure

>> No.17712525

Would put the collar on her, ruffle her hair and call her a good doggie.

>> No.17712530

>wight in jrpg bikini armor with her old monster hunting sword
I think any of the undead daughterus who knock on her door are going to have nightmares.

>> No.17712535

You're gay

>> No.17712559

What anime?

>> No.17712566

it's of the monogatary series not sure which season tho.

>> No.17712569

Ok. Besides KDF and the mouse waifufag, who here would dick their adopted/biological daughteru if their waifu proposed it?

>> No.17712571

Drop some rice on the floor. Everyone knows vampires can't resist counting something.

>> No.17712573

I thought that was Fairies and grains of sugar anon.

>> No.17712577

Nope, vampires just can't help counting stuff thrown on the floor.

You may think I'm referencing a certain fictional character but that is an actual part of vampire lore.

>> No.17712579

I certainly can't resist the daughteru cunny.

>> No.17712584


If that's the case I wonder if baby Vampire daughterus are born with an innate need to count things that they'll inevitably spill on the floor.

>> No.17712591

I don't want to be eaten, but I would feel jealousy over her eating another man.
Is that weird?

>> No.17712598

It is quite possible, you'll have to help them though.

>> No.17712602

Only an adopteru, I'd feel a fair bit of guilt but I couldn't resist it. Especially if it was a Pharaoh wife and Apophis adopteru.

>> No.17712611

I'll give Yeti-chan a Chinese finger trap and pretend to be cold

>> No.17712623

Would only dick the adopteru and if there wasn't already a waifu.

>> No.17712629

No matter what the answers are I'm damn glad nobody here actually gets daughters.

>> No.17712631

That is not a good thing to do. You should not do this thing.

>> No.17712640

Joke's on you anon, she can just lassoo you with her connected arms and still give you the hug of your life!

>> No.17712653

I bet she'd even do it in a way that leaves his arms free so he can hug back!
Yetis are good girls who deserve good things. Especially chubby or muscle yetis who've dedicated themselves to one of the strongest paths of comfy.

>> No.17712655

>try to escape her arm hug
>her fluffy legs wrap around tightly and pin you down

>> No.17712658

And that's how you get to see a smug Yeti anon.
Though I feel like her smug look would be less teeth and look more like this: >:3

>> No.17712661

Do MGE Vampires start sucking blood at puberty?

>> No.17712666

With it being such a staple of a Vampire
s diet I'd assume they'd need it from birth.

Would you nurse your little Vampire daughterus with your fingers anon?

>> No.17712705

Havny you read chibi vampire?

>> No.17712708

Can't say that I have anon.

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Mission start

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This picture has always stuck with me, since the first time I saw it. A gooey, slimy Ran makes me feel so many things.

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How can a single fox be so wholesome?

>> No.17712771

>Leona Griffin
She's as kuu as it gets. Making her smile will take a miracle.

Just be careful when she enters riot of blood mode. She'll rape you until you can't walk straight.

>> No.17712776

I would, but only if the daughteru also agreed to it.

>> No.17712784

I'm too human for that.

>> No.17712785

She wants you to put it on.

>> No.17712804

More griffon art is always welcome, but dang those are some small talons.

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I like to imagine what she was like before Chen came along.

>> No.17712836


I want to love this picture but I can't unsee the stick arm.

>> No.17712854

She has stick arms because she is a mere female bitch in heat.
Strong protective Hellhounds have much stronger arms.

>> No.17712861

I want a Vampire in a tiiiight black outfit practically painted on her badonkulous booty with a corset shoving her big pale bloodbags into her chin as she licks her plump lips and struts on knife-point heels towards me
I wanna get taken in the night to her estate dungeon, never to leave the undead kingdom again!

>> No.17712863

I'll never say no to monster girl versions of existing characters, it makes my corruption boner happy.

>> No.17712875

So like more of a nightcore matrix latex dominatrex vampire than a regal feudal Transylvanian Victorian vampire?

>> No.17712882

Yes, though just a slight mix.
Maybe one that has lived since that era but has fully embraced the modern lifestyle and sentiment and underground fashion.
What's important is the big booty in latex-like pants and the seductive confidence of someone who just found her husband new bloodbag.

>> No.17712893

Who is that grill supposed to be?

>> No.17712895


>> No.17712914

Just try and hold out when she's grinding on you in some dank underground rave with those big thick thighs, scraping her teeth along your neck just enough to really feel it without it breaking the skin.
She'll have you begging her to make you her thrall.

>> No.17712929

I don't think that I have the strength to survive such forward seduction. Especially if she's moaning in my ear begging me to 'let her suck it' inbreathy, desperate tones. All while a hand goes back to violently tug at my manhood under my pants for emphasis.

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>> No.17712962

So shiny and beautiful.

>> No.17712967

Less shit taste and more writing, lostpenis.

>> No.17712977

We need every senran corrupted into monster girls.

>> No.17712980

Imagine how satisfying it would feel to stain her wings black.

>> No.17712982

Anon I'm a medical professional and trust me when I say, if something coming out of your body is black seek help.

>> No.17712995

Depends on the circumstances
A hard maybe

>> No.17712998

Absolutely not.

>> No.17713000

Every senran, some of the fire emblem girls, one or two of the neps, a handful of the better boats and maybe one or two characters from those pure all female cast slice of life anime.

>> No.17713007

Fuck off. Darkness will never beat the comfyness and beauty of white and yellow shiny purity.

>> No.17713012

How many sneks is too many?

>> No.17713017


>> No.17713027

When they start overflowing the snake pit.

>He doesn't want to swim in snakes
Go buy yourself some tastes.

>> No.17713032

I'm not a slut, but thanks.

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>> No.17713045

For people with bitey Monstergirls, do you prefer one long deep bite or her to ravage and 'mutilate' you with bites all over you?

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A bit of both

>> No.17713055


Generally whenever they reach orgasm. I like bites but also scratching.

>> No.17713056

She'd look a lot better without that dumbass helmet.

>> No.17713058

Can we get a counter reaction image with a disdainful lilim saying "Saints."? Or "paladins"... or "angels".. or Dinkleberg

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The latter, obviously

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But lilims are pure, and they heartpupil at the sight of paladins and saints.

>> No.17713070

As long as she's gorging herself. Like, gagging on how much blood she's sucking. Eyes rolling back, wracked by multiple simultaneous orgasms, some spilling out her nose. The idea of my blood being that irresistible and her being that addicted to it is so fucking hot.

>> No.17713073

>hot succ

>> No.17713084

>You'll never be in that Daki's place
Fucking hell. Just imagine how good a Lilim's cuddles would be after she spent so long alone.

>> No.17713086

I want to bully a lilim in front of her whole kingdom!

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Nobody deserves bullying.

>> No.17713095

That would start a chain reaction of couples having sex. Not that it changes anything in a demon realm.

>> No.17713097

Your relationship is failing if your monster girl doesn't bite you enough that you need to wear a turtleneck to hide the marks.

Having your body torn to shred by a horny Mershark has to be in the top 10 most pleasurable experiences in MGE.

>> No.17713098

Why bother though? That angel is just as much of a sinner.

>> No.17713102

Assuming you're sexually bullying the Lilim.

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I kinda like it.

>> No.17713125

Do you remember that double page with the snake pit from EMG? That's too many.

>> No.17713128

Only read a couple chapters of mge

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Big Winged angels

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>> No.17713142

What do they say about girls with big wings?

This is what every men should thrive for.

>> No.17713145

God damn

>> No.17713148

They're very good at wrapping their wings around you?

>> No.17713150

I want to give a Lich a smartphone!
That way she’ll still look cold and kuu while furiously typing away sweet nothings she would never say aloud to me.

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Purification is just another form of corruption!

Reverse Corruption!

>> No.17713163 [DELETED] 

For people with bitey Monstergirls, do you prefer one long deep bite or her to ravage and 'mutilate' you with bites all over you?

>> No.17713165

Past a certain span you get wing overlapping and that's not particularly comfy.
I prefer modest wings who cover only as much as they need to.

>> No.17713174

She'd send a bunch off cheesy songs from the 70's and 80's like this.
Then she'd just curtly nod when you look up and meet eyes with her.

>> No.17713178


I want to corrupt my dick with imp fluids.

>> No.17713195

Purification is corruption in the eyes of the corruptionfag, much like how purity is degenerate in the eyes of the degenerate!

>> No.17713214

>more writing, lostpenis
Pay me, faggot.

>> No.17713252

>Shy Lich cannot talk to people for the unlife of her
>Is a vicious shitposter when she uses her phone

>> No.17713255

Meanwhile a Cheshire is just sending you "hey baby I want your..." and then about a hundred pictures on an eggplant.

>> No.17713297

Listen the rules are simple.
>adopted = ok to wife up
>biological = DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN

>> No.17713326

Not sure you would have a choice in the case of the devil bug or mouse, what do you do then anon?

>> No.17713329

It's not OK to fuck your biological daughter even if there's no penetration, you incestuous freak.

>> No.17713330

MGE canon says incest is biologically superior than outbreeding though.

>> No.17713340

Damn that sounds cute.

>> No.17713349


>> No.17713357

I want a DIRE alp to carry me.

>> No.17713388

I want to do a halloween story, because I'm worried few writefags will bother this year with there being very few of them left.

>> No.17713404

I messed up and got my dick stuck in my daughteru. What do I do now?

>> No.17713408

A former lanklet that alped and got swole to attract potential mates is GOAT.

>> No.17713418

I don't think there's a soul on the planet that wants a swole Alp.

>> No.17713429

fucking faggots

>> No.17713435

you're completely and utterly wrong

>> No.17713438

Billie Harrington is a womanly Alp!

>> No.17713446

It's too late.
I have alerted the fashion police.

>> No.17713452

Have you tried using lube? It may help you with your predicament. Just make sure you don't use any brands that also induce shady side effects, else she might not let you even try to pull out.

>> No.17713459
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>> No.17713463

people who look at actual men and think
>yes I want to slap tits on that and make it my waifu
are more disgusting than furries in my eyes.

>> No.17713479

This pleases me.

>> No.17713486

Since any species in the Succubus family is game for Alps, you'd be more likely to end up with an Alp Amazoness.

>> No.17713492

they don't look very friendly.

>> No.17713503

No, it says that monsters that get sex earlier will get stronger earlier. Incest is merely one way of achieving that. You can also get a similar result with a steady diet of those products made from harvested mana (many monsters use them, even though they hate the taste), or simply facilitating a young monster's access to available men/boys.

Keep in mind that a lot of monsters only wait until adulthood to go man-hunting simply because it can be a long journey to where available men live, and they want to already be strong and mature to handle any perils they may face.

>> No.17713511

>alp amazoness
Fucking hot

>> No.17713516

Dicking the adopteru is 50% wrong.

>> No.17713517

So what you're saying is that baby fuck is, in fact, aww-right?

>> No.17713522

>is my wife ok with it? (she is, as she proposed it)
>is she ok with it?
If both, then I'd plow her into the floor while she calls me daddy and screams that to the heavens. Otherwise, I wouldn't.

>> No.17713525

>Alp Amazoness
My mind is telling me no.
But my boner is telling my mind to shut the fuck up.

>> No.17713527

...Fuck you

>> No.17713529

I'm game for one of those.

>> No.17713531
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While facesitting is understably a commonly shared fetish, what things would you yourself do to the plump booty that planted itself on your face?

>> No.17713532

Eh fuck you leathermonster

>> No.17713543

>User, this unit does not understand the goal of this action
>Query: Why is user sticking his tounNNNNNA.A.A.A.A.A.A-A-A-A-A ERROR ERROR ERRORRRRRRRR

>> No.17713548

>tfw I'm shit-tier at writing
>tfw I want to write for these threads to practice
One of these days.

>> No.17713552
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Automatons aren't literal robots.

>> No.17713557

Enjoy it.
Shift lower so I can get at her womanhood.

Granted, I may end up hoisted by my own petard as i enjoy them booties extra large.

>> No.17713558

I want a vampire alp that dresses extremely girly.

>> No.17713560

do it you faggot

>> No.17713561 [SPOILER] 
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You still too chicken to get into the water anons? Get those premium best girls under the sea?


>> No.17713563

What did you mean by this?

>> No.17713573

i think he means automatons are technically monsters thus are not "pure" robots

>> No.17713576

Mipha has a weird midget body.

>> No.17713578

Automatons are magitek Golems.

>> No.17713580

angery zelda

>> No.17713589 [SPOILER] 
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She's also best girl.

>> No.17713607


Haven't played, but she seems wonderful. Curse of being pc only I guess.

>> No.17713610

I want a sexually frustrated kikimora to stimulate my prostate with her feather duster while she grinds her drenched pussy against my leg and begs for permission to touch my dick!

>> No.17713617
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Smug Yeti knows you're a mofu addict

>> No.17713624

No, baby monsters get plenty of mana from breastfeeding. Unless you're a slime even a monster isn't born capable of sex.

>> No.17713629

Says you!

>> No.17713632

That sounds like a very interesting dynamic you have there anon, tell us more.

>> No.17713634

That first part gets a no, anon. The rest is all good though.

>> No.17713638
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Saw this request and decided, heck with it. I'll post some shitty phone photos and hopefully drum up more interest in the book.

>> No.17713640

They're better this way.

>> No.17713644
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Shitty quality I know, but its tough to hold my phone steady while also prying the book open enough to cover all the text.

>> No.17713645

t. Faggot that treats Werewolves as literal doggos.

>> No.17713649

I want to be a well prepared adventurer so I can turn down snow monsters trying to help me!

>> No.17713651
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Many thanks. May Unagi Joros lull you to sleep.

>> No.17713652

>snow mgs stealing and fucking over adventurers so they can claim them

>> No.17713655

>well prepared adventurer
[angry order and monster noises]

>> No.17713664

Mini-wisps get put in the box

>> No.17713665
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I'll also post the bacchus stuff, simply because its so damn heartwarming.

>> No.17713666
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...not the image I intended to post. Spooky as fuck.

>> No.17713670
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Satyros really chose a nice deity to follow. A bitsSurprised that Bacchus attracts goblins though, must be more civilized goblin groups than the bands of thieves.

>> No.17713674

>Getting lulled to sleep by a Wisp

The next thing you know might be the fact that you left your body behind.

>> No.17713679

Probably a Wisp's way of saying hi

>> No.17713685
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>Who does this guy think he is, dressing up in so many layers?
>I'll turn up the cold until a White Horn strips him down for warmth

>> No.17713702
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Huh. A wine deity of diplomacy, charity and self improvement. That's a first.

>> No.17713705
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I knew there was a reason I loved Satyros so much, their god is one of the better ones for sure.

>> No.17713713

A good maid follows all the rules her master told her. When her master tells her "no dick for you, I'm too tired", she obediently abstains from the dick. When the master forgets he said that and leaves her unfucked for a week, even the best maid goes a little stir-crazy.

>> No.17713722

>Satryoi in particular serve as the priests and missionaries of the god of wine

I want to see a Satyros dress like that now

>> No.17713723
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How horrible, that a meido must resort to self-pleasure when a perfectly fine master is there for her.

>> No.17713731

I could even enchant my clothes with some powerful ice resist. It would be nice to be the first guy to hug an Ice Queen without being under her magic.

>> No.17713742

But its not simply ice resistance you'd need. Their power chills you on a spiritual/metaphorical level, i.e. it gives you a "frozen heart" where all you desire to do is cling to someone and seek their metaphorical warmth.

>> No.17713769

Well look who's alive.

>> No.17713776