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Chad ruins everything edition

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.17753887

>>17753884
>that image
>edition
Kill yourself.

>> No.17753891
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17753891

>>17753884
What a horrible choice of an image.

>> No.17753903

These threads have been reaching new levels of horrible these past few days.

>> No.17753904
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17753904

This the thread we're going with? Really? Whatever. Let's engage in games of chance.

ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA

>> No.17753906

>Finally a new thread
I'm sure the dudes and dudettes who wanted to see my shitty art aren't even up anymore.

>> No.17753917

>>17753904
What would a threesome with Scanty and Kneesocks be like?
Because I can tell you that if I had a chance there's no way it ends without them getting pregnant and me taking responsibility.

>> No.17753923

>>17753917
>What would a threesome with Scanty and Kneesocks be like?
It would be the best fucking thing in existence.

>> No.17753927

>>17753887
>>17753891
If you don't like my op images, you can go start your own casino with blackjack and hookers.

>> No.17753940

>>17753923
Just imagine the cuddling afterwards.

>> No.17753943

>>17753884
OP is an ALP

>> No.17753944

>>17753906
Don't worry buddy. I have no reason to sleep or to go away.

>> No.17753950
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17753950

I hope Anon gets overpowered by a lowly Imp.

>> No.17753952

>>17753950
That's a Doragon

>> No.17753955

>>17753950
>anon fights that thinking it's an imp
Thank god for my dragon ph.d before exploring. It'll always keep me safe.

>> No.17753956

>>17753940
I imagine it would be a very nice experience, especially if all that happened after marriage.

>> No.17753962
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>>17753944
That's just sad, but whatever.
I'll post one or two to make sure the whiny posting standard police don't shit their diapers over images being posted on an image board.

>> No.17753964

>>17753950
What do Imps think overpowering means?

>> No.17753965

>>17753964
Chest pumping!

>> No.17753973
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17753973

>>17753962
That's adorable.

What do you think would happen if you got your kikimora a robot to help around the house?

>> No.17753975 [SPOILER] 
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>>17753962
I think I'll just bundle up what I didn't post here and put it up on imgur or something.

>> No.17753976
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>>17753950
>>17753952
>>17753955
Remember anons, if you see that Dragon staring at you in an alleyway and drooling just lie down and let it happen. Let her mount you with the intent to rape you dry because there's no escape.

>> No.17753978

>>17753965
Is that what they call a titjob?

>> No.17753982

>>17753973
She'd swat it with a broom and start going insane.

>> No.17753991
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Halloween Hotdog!

>> No.17753995

>>17753976
Why would I allow myself to be raped by a mere loli lizard who can't even properly control her transformation?

>> No.17753999
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17753999

Big brown titty witches

>> No.17754003

>>17753995
She's more a shortstack anon. Fully grown but short.
And even with bad control of her transformation she's still leagues more powerful than you.

>> No.17754009

>>17753962
Why gotta doodle on Sandy? What did she ever do to deserve this?

>> No.17754010

>>17753891
Is this a legitimate problem for Dragon fathers? Not like I'm terribly fond of my eyebrows, but still.

>> No.17754012

>>17754009
>he doesn't bully his creations

>> No.17754013

>>17753976
But small monster girls are for using like an onahole.

>> No.17754014

>>17754013
Not that one anon.
That one's too powerful.

>> No.17754016
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>>17754010
It probably is, but I'd imagine you'd be used to naked flames by then.

>> No.17754025

>>17754010
Not really. First few years all you'll get is smoke and occasional sparks. Though you should be investing in fire wards by the time they're 3-4

>> No.17754029

>>17754014
Just because she's powerful doesn't mean it's impossible.

>> No.17754031

>>17754029
She's too strong to be an onahole anon.
She's gonna make you into her dildo.

>> No.17754044

>>17754031
She doesn't look that heavy, I don't see how it would be impossible.

>> No.17754045

>>17754031
I'll call her bluff. Nobody's that arrogant about sex. Either she has no idea how it works and can easily be pushed up against the wall to be used like the bratty hole she is, or she's a slut and WANTS it to happen.

>> No.17754048

>>17754044
Anon, the problem isn't how much she weighs.
The problem is she could probably bench you effortlessly and would be the more likely one between the two of you to dominate.

>> No.17754052
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>>17753904
I don't even care which game as long as I'm playing an older MG with a classy pipe.

>> No.17754054 [SPOILER] 
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17754054

That threads needs more spanking.
And cute mindflayer. Mostly cute mindflayer.

>> No.17754056

>>17754048
Just because she's strong doesn't mean she'd be the dominant one. For all you know she could like being on the bottom just as much as she likes being on top.

>> No.17754058

>>17754045
Oh she knows anon.
If she wants your babies she's getting your babies regardless of your willingness to impregnate her.

>> No.17754059

>>17754054
>spanking
Fuck off with this.

>> No.17754066
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17754066

Bullying the little baggage carrier of the party.

>> No.17754081

>>17753999
I wanna eat dinner out of her cleavage.

>> No.17754103
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17754103

>>17754081
I'm sure something could be worked out.

>> No.17754105

Wait. If dragon zombies are a type of zombie(and dragon, of course), and if zombies can become wights, does that mean dragon wights are a thing?
oh god, the haughtyness of one wound be so intense if it is a thing. being both a dragon and wight and all that.

>> No.17754109
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>>17754103
Frankly, I hate when the eyes are not seen.

>> No.17754114

>>17754066
Turn her into an anal addict!

>> No.17754115

>>17754103
Thank goodness. I will make it up to that cutie as well, anything she wants I'll get.

>> No.17754117

>>17754114
You have the best idea. When I'll make 4chan my bitch and turn you all into slaves, I'll make you an overseer.

>> No.17754127

What is with the spanking fetish spamming?

>> No.17754129

>>17754117
But how will you get this giant alp harem plan of yours done anyways?

>> No.17754140

>>17754129
By doing it the dark eldar way : first, I invite everyone to a camp of some sort, like /k/ do. Then, I poison everyone, and only give them small doses of antidotes.

I read about it in a book, it'll work.

>> No.17754143

>>17754127
In case you haven't noticed, there's a guy who picks a theme per day and spams it.

>> No.17754146 [DELETED] 
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17754146

Today's theme is pantsu!

That's right, because there are only two people in that thread, one guy who actually talk about monster girls, and another who cries constantly.

>> No.17754147

>>17754143
When did this thread starting getting so many retards? Usually there's only one every two or three days but now there's a small handful every day.

>> No.17754150

>>17754147
>>When did this thread starting getting so many retards?
When you started posting here.

>> No.17754153

>>17754150
Savage.

>> No.17754155

>>17754150
fuckin lit bruh

>> No.17754157
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17754157

>>17753904
FLY AWAY NOW

>> No.17754158

>>17754150
Apply cold water to the burned area.

>> No.17754159

>Rats can't vomit
Wew, new violent throat-fucking candidate.

>> No.17754164

>>17754157
Cupids are cute.

>> No.17754166

>>17754159
Do NOT bully the Hinezumi.

>> No.17754172

>>17754150
>>17754153
>>17754155
>>17754158
We did it reddit.

>> No.17754179

>>17754010
Less than you think. The father would gain fire resistance thanks to the Dragon.

>> No.17754186 [DELETED] 

>>17753884
>play with men's prostates
Oooh, nice.
>AND tennis balls
Please no.

>> No.17754194

>>17754166
Consider the mental image of a Hinezumi desperately sucking on her husbando's dick with heartpupils as cum leaks from her tight lips.

>> No.17754204

>>17754194
Facefucking that Hinezumi waitress sounds the experience of a lifetime.

>> No.17754211
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>>17754204
Could you bring yourself to defile this beautiful smile?

>> No.17754214
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>>17754016
>>17753891
I can see these Dragons princess carrying their fathers when they grow up.

>> No.17754218

>>17754214
That sounds cute.

>> No.17754219

>>17754211
Is it really "defiling" if she enjoys every second of it and you take responsibility afterwards?

>> No.17754244
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>>17754157

>> No.17754247

>MGE guy mentions that he always want a good ending
>99% of the entries are about monster girls brainwashing males or grooming them from childhood
:thinking:

>> No.17754249

>>17754247
Don't worry about that.

>> No.17754263

>>17754249
To be fair, it details how the monster girls attack. It doesn't mean they're successful, but I find the contradiction amusing.

>> No.17754268

>No giant rat girl to throat fuck
>you'll never run your fingers through her hair, toy with her big ears while grinding your groin against her face, her cute nose pushed up against you as she coughs and gags on your cock, spit linking your ball to her chin where it dribbles off into her cleavage
>You'll never blow while her throat spasms around your length as she chokes, but doesn't do what those lame human girls do and vomit, and ruin the mood

>> No.17754312
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>why is my toaster in the bathroom?

>> No.17754316

>>17754157
I want to have a platonic friendship with a cupid. They seam like they make good friends.

>> No.17754323

>>17754312
Raiju! No! Think of the electricity bill!

>> No.17754361
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17754361

She's basically a lich.

>> No.17754400

>>17754361
>basically a lich
>voiced by aoi yuuki
Girl of the season.

>> No.17754507
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17754507

real ded hours

>> No.17754523
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>>17754507
There is no such thing as dead hours to a lich, every hour is more time to experiment.

>> No.17754567

>>17754361
Wasn't there another lame anime where the main guy has some sort of cutie grim reaper living at his place and turning him into a zombie? I remember it being pretty frantic but fun.

>> No.17754575

>>17753887
I've been wondering for a while, what exactly is wrong with "edition"? I know it means it's a general thread, but these threads are undeniably generals in all but name.

>> No.17754576

>>17754575
Simply put, there are some people that don't like editions, seeing it as OP trying to force a meme or whatever lame joke in.

>> No.17754577

>>17754575
Reminds people of /v/ and /v/ is never a good thing.

>> No.17754578

>>17754576
So it's just more autistic overreacting?

>> No.17754580

>>17754578
Pretty much, yeah.
Though I do agree that editions are a terrible idea.

>> No.17754584
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17754584

Lewd the friends!

>> No.17754585

>>17754523
She looks more like a kelp or maybe lich kelp

>> No.17754586

>>17754580
I just don't get it because these threads already basically have "editions", just minus the word. They always have a little joke or saying attached, I guess one word really matters a lot.

>> No.17754596
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17754596

>>17754584
She has a cute butt.

>> No.17754598

>>17754523
>"Husband I want to do some experiments"
>It's 3 am...
>"Good, 3 am is a perfect time for experiments"
>You say that no matter what the time is.
>"Am I wrong?"

>> No.17754616

>>17754523
She looks like a lich who slept with the fishes. Time to click on that wait button.

>> No.17754619 [SPOILER] 
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Well, the source was a bit disappointing.

>> No.17754631
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17754631

Does she qualify as a monster girl or if she too monster for that?

>> No.17754633

Strongfat Hellhounds are the cuddliest.

>> No.17754643

>>17754633
Whenever someone says strongfat i can never imagine it on a female body.

>> No.17754645

>>17754631
She is a fine moth and approved of by this committee.

>> No.17754649

>>17754643
Don't worry, they'd find you.
And pin you.

>> No.17754684

>>17754633
>strongfat Hellhounds
>cuddlier than strongfat P'orcs
Yeah, sure. Whatever you say, Anon

>> No.17754694

>>17754684
There is only one way to settle this.
A cuddle off, two girls enter, one man is thrown in, one emerges the victor.

>> No.17754702

>>17754694
The real winner is obviously the man in the middle. He's walking home with two strongfat waifus by the end of this.

>> No.17754710

>>17754702
That is correct.
A thick, strong orc on one arm and an equally big hellhound on the other.

>> No.17754724 [DELETED] 

>>17753884
>editionfaggotry
>that shit OP image
I now expect the fag that was defending anthro in the previous thread to defend this garbage.

>> No.17754736 [SPOILER] 
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17754736

Have you considered accepting?

>> No.17754751

>>17754736
.....What are you doing back there flayer-chan?

>> No.17754763

I wanna be a teacher at MGC High and read all the notes from the girls who ask me to the Sadie Harpies Dance.

>> No.17754805

>>17754763
but who will you take?

>> No.17754818

>>17754763
I'd be the district IT guy, dealing with little monster girls that keep getting viruses on the computers because they keep looking at porn.

>> No.17754821
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17754821

Have thick Living Dolls ever been discussed?

>> No.17754824

>>17753884
>Is the reason why One Piece is popular
What?

>> No.17754838

>>17754821
Yep, the matron models.

Nurse Units/Caregivers that have adapted to take a softer, more motherly appearance.
Conversion kits are available for other models to be made into matron units.

>> No.17754845

>>17754824
It's a joke meme written with gross over-exaggeration.

>> No.17754846

>>17754838
I wasn't talking about Automatons, especially since they wouldn't have conversion kits and the like anyways.

>> No.17754849

>>17754846
Oh, right.

Misread that.

Not typically but I imagine that you could add stuffing or redo their limbs and attach them.

>> No.17754850

>>17754821
I wish living dolls were given as much attention as automatons. Living dolls based off other monster girls could be cute.

>> No.17754851
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>> No.17754855

>>17754851
Thick VOTOMoton

>> No.17754863

>>17754851
Scopedog girls!
They can spot a cute boy from four leagues!

>> No.17754864

Consider the following:
>Kobold Wisps
>Spirits of passed on companions returning to make sure their master is happy, even in their abscence

>> No.17754885
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A new wife commission was finished!
Also gonna repost this request that got done because it's amazing
http://twitter.com/LITEU/status/918294023877533696

>> No.17754887
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>>17754850
Once upon a time I had an idea regarding a massive, ornate puppet theater getting Dark Matter nuked alongside some generic fantasy town and the dolls/puppets within morphing into monstergirls in no time flat.
Many of those puppets would have been based off of monsters associated with the previous Demon Lord.

Now, if I had the motivation and writing skills today I'd set this in an Undead Kingdom instead, unless DE nuked areas can transform into Undead Kingdoms under certain circumstances.

>> No.17754889

>>17754885
Nice to see you more active.

>> No.17754891

>>17754887
This makes me imagine a haughty living doll based off a wight. Could be cute.

>> No.17754896

>>17754885
I really want a goopy footjob from a gazer with her pseudo thigh-highs.

>> No.17754902

>>17754896
I just want a gazer to rub her body against mine all over.

I get that sort of impression from them

>> No.17754904

>>17754577
You people ARE /v/.

>> No.17754910

>>17754864
got me with Wisp. Would definitely collar that Wispdog. But it would be too weird if it was a dog I had previously, so I would hope it was a stranger.

>> No.17754916

>>17754885
Damn, both of those are pretty nice, and quite sexy.

>> No.17754917

>>17754904
Found the butthurt native. I think most here are more /a/ and /tg/ than /v/.

>> No.17754928

>>17754910
> wispdog floats through your floor
> she's easily full grown, filled out. She's got the smug smile of the most ancient fox
> sees you, starts floating over to you and gushing about how much she missed you.
> " I remember when you where soooo small, just a little baby boy! You would chase me around and I would herd you into the yard, and you would lay down and I would keep watch, and oh I've just missed you so much. "
> Ask how old she is, considering that she's got obaasan proportions
> " Don't you remember? I'm thirteen, have been for a while now. "

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17754942

>tfw I'll never get to fight a Lich Queen
>Dark Unicorn Princess
>Light Bi-Corn Princess
>Goddess of War
>Nightmare Lord
>Paladin Champion
>Chaos Champion
>Pontiff of Ice
>Marina Lightyear
>Ryu Matron
>Cerberus the Hellhound
>Dragon King
>Grigori the Holy Dragon
>King Queen Slime
>Skylord Griffon
>Poseidon
>Elemental Lord Council
>Dominionist of Clouds Harpy
>Pharoah Queen
>Prophet of Apophi
>Lord of the Mountains Dwarf
>Earthbreaker Wurm
>Manrender Amazon
>Warlord Salamander
>Warchief Lizard
>Skeletor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjsJKQQpGOY

>> No.17754980
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17754980

Also another wife commission just finished!
Makes me feel like I want to be hypnotized.
Still a bunch more in-progress.

>> No.17754982

>>17754942
>King Queen Slime
I find it amusing that a Queen Slime would try and replicate a husband before she found one. I would bully her for being an excessive masturbater.

>> No.17754987

>>17754980
On a roll.

>> No.17754991

>>17754805
No one. I'm chaperoning with the lonely CC Paladin P.E. teacher.

>> No.17755003

>>17754942
>Skeletor

So did he Overthrow the Demon Lord, but kept her and the monster girls around as a way to try and stop He-Man?

>> No.17755010

>>17754850
I want a Living Doll based on a Hinezumi that suffers an eternal inferiority complex for being fragile, flammable, and unable to fight.

>> No.17755012

>>17754942
>Skeletor isn’t a monster girl
>He’s just the same as always, despite now controlling monster girls as minions

>> No.17755028

>remembered an shitty old korean mmo I used to play
>logged into a private server for old time's sake
>actually has a fair few monster girls
>non-monster girl enemies could easily make nice monster girls
Ever went back to something from before you were into monster girls and started looking at it an entirely different way?

>> No.17755035

>>17754567
Sounds terribly like Kore Wa Zombie Desu Ka?

>> No.17755041
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17755041

>>17755035
Sounds like the one he's thinking of.

>> No.17755045

>>17754885
>real gazer keep hypnotizing fags for free pics
How long can she keep getting away with it?

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17755054

>>17755028
Not really, because I don't think KC's little fad was transformative in how I view fiction.
I do know where you're coming from with seeing details or references you didn't before. Experienced that a lot.

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17755057

>>17755045
Forever, because monoeyes are love forever.

>> No.17755058

>>17755054
>Not really, because I don't think KC's little fad was transformative in how I view fiction.
Hey now, it's not like KC is the only one responsible, it's monster girls in general that changed things for me.
>moonlight flower
RO had some really cute girls too.

>> No.17755080

>>17753884
Poor anubis

>> No.17755109
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Look at these guns! They must be touched, licked, kissed and hugged.

>> No.17755110
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17755110

How do those glasses hold in place?

>> No.17755119

>>17755110
tape

>> No.17755121

>>17755110
Magic.

>> No.17755123

>>17755109
Her breasts must be relieved of their bounty.

>> No.17755135

>>17755110
4 ears

>> No.17755140

>>17755135
That's an MGE Anubis, so that certainly isn't the case.

>> No.17755142

>>17755123
It's limitless and ceaseless.
At best you can achieve a daily ritual of exchanging your milk for hers.

>> No.17755143

>>17755110
Through sheer force of autism.

>> No.17755144
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17755144

BIG
WARM
MERE LIZARDS

>> No.17755148
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>>17755110
A majority of artists don't pay any mind to it, but monstergirl headwear would use a lot of clips, hoops, and elastic bands to make use of their ears or horns.

>> No.17755151

>>17755110
Rubber pads that can be adjusted to hold onto the sides of her head.

>> No.17755156

>cancerous shit meme
>edition
Kill yourself OP, retarded faggot.

>> No.17755162
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>> No.17755175

>>17755140
What do they have in place where human ears supposed to be anyway?

>> No.17755179

>>17755175
Hair.

>> No.17755183

>>17755175
What do you have where your dog ears are supposed to be?

>> No.17755190

>>17755162
Do want

>> No.17755194
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17755194

>>17754982
No, that's the King OF the Queen Slimes. A Queen Queen Slime.

>>17755003
>>17755012
Still a MG.

It was either Skeletor or Skeleton King from Diablo.

>> No.17755208

>>17755190
Imagine being princess carried to the bed by her.

>> No.17755221

>>17755162
Too masculine.

>> No.17755233

>>17755012
>Skeletor asking his MG generals what to do with He-Man
>"Does anyone have any plans regarding that fool He-Man?"
>they all raise their hands
>"Any plan that doesn't involve rape?"
>the hands all slowly go back down

>> No.17755243

>>17755012
>>17755233
This is dumb.

>> No.17755248
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>>17755208
Followed by this

>> No.17755250

>>17755162
Would vomit and run away.

>> No.17755255
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17755255

Oppai lolis.

>> No.17755259

Translator Anon, if you're out there KC uploaded the Making of Kamitachi

>> No.17755266

>>17755255
Are for cuddling and making into honest women.

>> No.17755269

>>17755255
Are for taking to the onee-sabbath so they can grow up normally.

>> No.17755292

>>17755243
Skeletor turning into a monstergirl would just fit the setting too well. That cartoonish villainy and trolling underpinned by niceness.
Funnier to have him be a man neither fuckable nor monster, trying desperately to get the throne of the local kingdom while trying to cope with the rules of the world changing.

>> No.17755315

>>17755255
Are for teasing Baphomets with

>> No.17755342

>>17755315
Oppai loli Baphomets are the best.

>> No.17755350

>>17755292
>Master Skeletor! I've developed a new venom to help us capture He-Man!
>Very good! What does it do?
>It increases his stamina so he will last longer in bed!
>...
>What?
>How does that help us destroy He-Man?
>He will be too distracted with us and spend all his time enjoying himself! That way, he doesn't have time to defeat you.

>> No.17755366

>>17755350
Beastwoman would be invaluable in the new world.

>> No.17755394
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17755394

This is the ideal squirrel body.
You may not like it, but this is what peak information gathering looks like.

>> No.17755399

>>17755342
I want to comfort a crying oppai loli baphomet by telling her that it doesn't matter if her family and comrades think she's disgusting. I'll always be her onii-san.

>> No.17755403
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>>17755259
Seconding this.

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>>17755394
Wrong. Shortstack/Pear or bust.

>> No.17755421

>>17755414
Gross

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>>17755394
I'm a man that likes his rodents small, cute, and full of harmless sass.

>> No.17755425

>>17755394
100% right, a Rata like that is the only Rata I'd marry.

>> No.17755427
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>>17755421
This is a homo free zone.

>> No.17755429

>>17755414
Keep your corpulent rodents. I will accept only fit, svelte, or petite.

>> No.17755431

>>17755399
Anon, that's how you get an almost psychotically clingy Baphomet begging you to make her new disgusting tits your cumdump.
She'll come to love them in time.

>> No.17755433

>>17755427
>Implying hating fatshit makes you a homo

>> No.17755436

>>17755433
There have been a ton of actual homo shitposters lately.

>> No.17755441

>>17755414
I'm afraid you went a bit beyond chubby there.

>> No.17755442

>>17755424
There is nothing harmless about those squirrels.
You like fluffy tail? Trapped.
Want to dominate her tiny frame like it was your hug pillow? Played.
And that sass? That's the worst part. They'll entangle you in libel until the world considers you already married.

>> No.17755443

>>17755431
I'm not into lolis and the only thing I feel towards oppai lolis are pity. I'll take care of her until I find a husband for her, then I'll move away with my waifu.

>> No.17755446

>>17755442
I kind of like being outsmarted though.

>> No.17755451

>>17754247
A genuinely good ending as compared with your life.

>> No.17755452

>>17755446
There's nothing smart about your prey walking into an obvious trap.
You're just being a sucker.

>> No.17755456

>>17754249
> t. monstergirl

>> No.17755457

>>17755255
are for groping from behind.

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17755460

>>17755452
You sure?

>> No.17755462

>>17755442
>You like fluffy tail? Trapped.
>Rush in and give squirrel tail a big hug
>She barely manages to stutter "You fell right into my trap!" before crying and begging for her virginity

>> No.17755466

>>17755462
>begging for her virginity
Don't you see? That's part of the trap.
They're a luring type monster. I'm so glad the wandering scholar made a handbook on these things.

>> No.17755489

>>17755466
I think you're overthinking this, anon.

>> No.17755497

>>17755489
Maybe I'm not thinking about this enough.
Every act these crafty creatures take is to enthrall you.
Their machinations are so subtle they themselves can't even see them.

>> No.17755498

>>17755489
Not him, but it is her goal to be defeated. It's like a fruit designed to be eaten so that its seeds can be spread. Its the basic dormouse strategy.

>> No.17755503

>>17755489
I want to keep giving that Rata sweets so that she's easier to catch!

>> No.17755508

>>17755503
But fattening fetish anon, she works off a lot of calories doing all of her deliveries and information gathering. It's going to take some very strange sweets to make her the size and shape of a pig.

>> No.17755516

>>17755498
I want to hold a debate with a strong independent squirrel about her true nature.

>> No.17755517

>>17755508
I'll figure out a way!
A trim Rata is nice too, as would be a bulky one with plenty of muscle.

>> No.17755518

>>17755508
She can't work off the weight if she's tied to the bed! Plus if she's constantly pregnant she can't work at all!

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>>17755427
Not true

>> No.17755532

>>17755518
Good luck with that, if they're unlucky MGE girls can easily go for decades between pregnancies no matter how much sex they have.

>> No.17755533
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We need more office salamander

>> No.17755534 [DELETED] 

>>17755527
Fuck off cancer.

>> No.17755536

>>17755342
>Lying in bed at night
>Feel a soft pressure on my back
>It's Bapho-chan, sporting a much larger rack
>You ask her about Sabbath doctrine, but she sushes you with a furred digit
>"Forget that silly top goat"
>Hugs you closely, lying on top of you, chest pressing against you
>"This is for you, my dear sweet Onii-chan"
>Her eyes flash and a strange feeling takes hold
>"Just. For. You."

>> No.17755540
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17755540

Gotta love scedule dogs

>> No.17755548

>>17755532
I think decades might be a little too much. Maybe if they are zombie dragons that much is right.

>> No.17755553

>>17755548
Decades is about right for powerful/race race, it's why they're not as common as devil bugs.

>> No.17755555

>>17755540
Your spelling woud drive them crazy.

>> No.17755558

>>17755518
>>17755518
Anon, no.
You're not supposed to tie up the squirrel and do that, you gotta tempt her into that with sweets!

One is forcing it on her, the other is making her go down that path of her own volition, ruining her through herself!

You can only start spawning little news squirrels once she's utterly broken!

>> No.17755562

>>17755548
Actually for long-lived races it can be centuries between pregnancies. It being so hard to get pregnant is one reason why monsters value it so highly.

>By nature, it is extremely difficult for monster human couples to have children compared with human couples. Some monsters have lifespans that last centuries, or even millennia, and if they're unlucky, they won't be able to have children even after years, decades, or even centuries of having sex a two-digit number of times every day. Because of this, when monsters are not blessed with children, they decide to challenge a tentacle forest again and again, seeking a crystallization of the love they share with their husband.

>

>> No.17755564

>>17755555
I'd imagine that's an easy way to get an Anubis to rape you.

>> No.17755572

>>17755553
>>17755562
Huh. I knew it took a long time, but I didn't think it took centuries.

>two-digit number of times every day

>> No.17755574

>>17755562
>two-digit number of times a day
>not three or four-digit
Well there's their problem.

>> No.17755576

>>17755562
I dunno, I think the DL has been averaging a Lilim every decade, which isn't that bad all things considered.

>> No.17755580

>>17755562
Seems like conceiving after sex with a monstergirl is rarer than getting a shiny pokemon.

>> No.17755582

>>17755564
That mummy's curse is no joke. Which is better though, Anubis Mummy's Curse or Voice of God? They're both not as good as the Sphinx's Riddle

>> No.17755584

>>17755562
What does the tentacle forest have to do with anything?

>> No.17755585

>>17755558
This man knows what he is talking about. Let people take their own freedom away, and they won't make any struggle.

>> No.17755588

>>17755580
There's things you can use to get better odds, though.
Like Sticky Mushrooms.

>> No.17755589

>>17755584
It's an excerpt from a longer piece in the encyclopedia about how rape forests work and how monstergirls use them to increase fertility.
There's a lot of neat fluff if you look at more than the pictures.

>> No.17755590

>>17755582
Why not all three at the same time?
Imagine three smug desert girls, stripping and oiling up slowly while you're tied to a luxurious bed twitching from the Mummy's Curse and the Sphinx's Riddle.
Then imagine the Anubis and the Sphinx clinging to your arms waiting their turn and the Pharaoh mounting you before giving you a one word command with her God Voice.
"Breed."

>> No.17755597

>>17755562
>Time between your first and second daughter is so long that your adult granddaughter is the second person to hold her new aunt

>> No.17755599

>>17755585
You get me.
Nothing like everyone at work being shocked at the super soft, super pregnant girl she ends up.


And if she isn't near constantly heart pupiling and thinking about getting pumped full from you than you're doing it wrong.

>> No.17755601

>>17755597
I love me some Tenchi Muyo family dynamics.

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>>17755527
The threads don't really do anything to resist your kind, sadly enough.

>> No.17755617 [DELETED] 

>>17755612
They are not called traps for nothinng anon .

>> No.17755621 [DELETED] 

>>17755612
Trapfags are attention whores through and through.
Best to deprive them of (You)s.

>> No.17755622

>>17755562
>they decide to challenge a tentacle forest again and again
DL should've made sure there were no survivors when she torched it all to the ground

>> No.17755625 [DELETED] 

>>17755617
Back then, people here would shut that shit down in an instant. Now everyone here has lost their spine and bends over to /d/ stuff no problem.

>> No.17755636

>>17755148
I wish more artists would come up with designs like this. That glasses and earphones set up is innovative.

>> No.17755642

>>17755403
>>17755259
the translation is already up mate, just google it.

>> No.17755660

>>17755584
In the center of the forest there is a tentacle that will bust a nut in your waifu's mouth and the next time you have sex she'll get pregnant.

>> No.17755666

But tentacle Forest let's any monster no matter how rare or ancient to have kids with their husband. I'd imagine DL has a portal to teleport there with her husband whenever they want another Lilim to run around the castle.

>> No.17755671
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>>17755564
>What atrocity is this? A typo?
>Guess I have to rape some sense into you!

OCD is no joke

>> No.17755674 [DELETED] 

>>17755625
>lost their spine
More like not crying for 5 hours over a shitty image someone obviously posted to get replies, people just got smarter.

>> No.17755678

>>17755666
That is if they can reach the center. If a monstergirl gets dicked by her husbando it's all over, they just forget why they're here and just have sex till they pass out.

>> No.17755681

>>17755666
Maybe they don't use the tentacle's blessing, maybe the lilims are born out of pure and lewd love.

>> No.17755690

>>17755533
Is that an Ushi raping some Anon in the middle of the office?

>> No.17755691

>>17755671
I don't think it would go straight to that, only after you purposely start to tease her by doing it often enough on things she'll read. The breaking point might be looking at the shopping list, because of course they want one of those, and seeing every word on it spelled wrong.

>> No.17755697

>>17755691
wut maeks yuo thiink i wood missspell on purpose¿

>> No.17755701

>>17755697
And then anon woke up a week later next to a sleeping Anubis clinging to his arm.
On the bedstand is a positive pregnancy test.

>> No.17755702

>>17755697
I mean, how else would she think to explain it when she's been correcting you on all of the other incidences? Clearly you're doing it on purpose, it's only logical.

>> No.17755709
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17755709

what to do, what to do?

I should probably just get all three again.

>> No.17755711

>>17755701
>Anon takes the time stuck in bed to write down a list of possible names
>Fills out several notepad pages
>All of them are spelled wrong

>> No.17755712

>Old Timey, monster girl mystery shows about who raped the owner of the mansion.
>"It was the Meido all along!"
>Blushing Kiki.png

>> No.17755719

>>17755690
Shhh, look at the thumb fight.

>> No.17755722

>>17755709
I love B. But yes you should probably get all 3.

>> No.17755725

>>17755709
A, B, and C.

>> No.17755726

>>17755709
I'd do B of all them.

>> No.17755728

>>17755709
B or C.

>> No.17755729

>>17755642
What? Link to it.

>> No.17755740

>>17755709
I actually like A the most, but it's your money in the end. Do what makes you happy.

>> No.17755741
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This is my waifu /mgg/, please rate.

>> No.17755745

>>17755729
http://mgewiki.com/w/Kamaitachi

>> No.17755747

>>17755741
Her tail looks very touchable.

>> No.17755750

>>17755642
>>17755745
That's not the making of you silly nig nog.

>> No.17755757

>>17755741
What are those things on her back? Are those meant to be wings? Or is it just part of the shirt? Why would anyone wear a shirt like that? Otherwise, I don't see any problems with it.

>> No.17755756

>>17755741
Terrible editing.

>> No.17755759

>>17755711
Anon, it might be time for that Anubis to give her silly husband a blowjob until he's begging her to stop.

>> No.17755766

>>17755759
While inflicted with the mummy's curse?

>> No.17755774

>>17755766
He made so many errors so yes.

>> No.17755776

>>17755766
Yep.

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>>17755757
>>17755756
Most of my SFW images of her are pretty shit.
Yeah those are wings. Here's a prettier one

>> No.17755784

>>17755774
>>17755776
The poor lucky bastard.

>> No.17755789

>>17755782
She has some really weird wings. Give her an upgrade.

>> No.17755793

>>17755782
I still think that the wings seem out of place, at first I was staring at it thinking it was a Flygon gijinka or something since the wings reminded me so much of it. That one thing just really bugs me about the design.

>> No.17755794

>>17755784
Just imagine how maddening it would be feeling that pleasure for hours and hours, trying desperately to pull the Anubis off your dick only for her to forcibly grab your hands and slam them onto the bed as the curse makes the feeling orgasmic.
Imagine hearing her slurping on your dick and gagging slightly every time you shoot a thick creamy load down her throat.
Imagine seeing the heart pupils in her eyes and realizing that she's not going to stop for a long long time.

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>>17755789
They're flygon wings. The artists just often can't get them right.

>> No.17755809

>>17755794
Nothing to do but ride the ride at that point. And enjoy every second of it.
>>17755799
I know she's your self made waifu, and we really shouldn't be poking at the logic of this decision but why does she had flygon wings?

>> No.17755812
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17755812

I want to be childhood friends with a bunch of rough and tough monsters!

>> No.17755813

Remember to bait your mouse traps with hathorite brand cheese.

Nothing better than seeing a wiggling mouse girl that got stuck cause her hips are too wide and ass too fat to get out.

>> No.17755823

>>17755809
Because the original idea was to make a grill out of flygon+liepard since those are my favorite poges.
And thus the wings, tail, cat ears, color scheme, etc

>> No.17755830

>>17755813
Isn't it more foolproof to leave a bait cheese drugged with a sleeping potion laying around instead? I mean, a smart mouse will realize that she can just use a door to get out and avoid detection. Best to knock them out, then have your way with them once they're restrained, right?

>> No.17755832

>>17755823
So, it's just a liepard gijinka with a green sweater and tacked on wings? It seems pretty lazy to me, but if you're happy with it I'm not about to tell you to stop liking what you like. Just take my opinion how you will.

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>>17755813
>Nothing better than seeing a wiggling mouse girl that got stuck cause her hips are too wide and ass too fat to get out.
Nothing wrong with that.

>> No.17755844

>>17755830
Nah, they'll notice the odd taste if you put it in.

You gotta use the all natural 'holy' stuff so that they get stuck in whatever cracks they were using to get in.

>>17755835
Exactly.
And by the MGC law, they're yours if not already married.

>> No.17755852

>>17755832
Yeah it is pretty lazy. I've been thinking about mixing it up and giving her more fur while changing the clothes and making the tits like, A or B cups.
But I've been way too busy to get stuff outta her like that, so I haven't bothered yet.

>> No.17755855

>>17755844
Anon, are you really telling me nobody in a MGE related world has ever made a sleeping potion that cannot be detected by all senses? Because I find that highly unlikely. Extremely unlikely.

>> No.17755858

>>17755576
I think she's sort of an exception since succubi were originally a mid-tier race (KC has stated she isn't more fertile than other succubi, she's just had a lot more time than most to have daughters), so she has the about "once a decade" fertility (assuming that is that the "about a hundred daughters" rumor is factual, and that she hasn't frequently had twins or triplets and so on).

>> No.17755870

>>17755855
That stuff is far too expensive.
Unless you're aiming for the rat queen.

>> No.17755892

>>17755870
I imagine it would go down to a moderate price but still costly in a modern era world of mass production, though getting your hands on it might be tricky.
But in the end, would they even suspect such a tactic? The hathorite cheese ploy is such an easy method, that every fucker trying to catch a mouse is going to use it.

>> No.17755903

>>17755892
Maybe, but that sort of suspicion means they wouldn't even be touching the cheese in the first place.

>> No.17755904

>>17755870
>you will never create your own royal Rat authority with your deliciously shortstacked maus

>> No.17755906

>>17755162
She makes Jinko look like a muscleless Werecat!

>> No.17755916

>>17755904
>Large mouse with extra wide hips, thick thighs, full, milky breasts, and a huge baby bump.
>Has a crown and cape over more normal clothes.
>Is sleepily looking for anon while her already born daughters scamper about, having fun, and picking up skills so they can grow up to serve.

>>17755906
Jinkos need to step up their game

>> No.17755922

>>17755903
Ah, that is a fair point. No dairy products would be taken in such an event, or anything that uses milk like confectioneries or breads. But the potion can be used with any food, even something as tempting to them as candy.

>> No.17755931

>>17755922
But you can also harbor creames and the like inside of sweets!

An apple, orange, or similar fruit may not be as tempting to them though.
You gotta make their primal urges get them there.

>> No.17755943

>>17755931
You know, a thought occurs. Why not just use both? That way if they planned for one, the other would keep them from escaping. They wouldn't react oddly together, would they?

>> No.17755945
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>>17755870
>rat queen
>a dozen mice girls, defenseless in their pajamas with their tails entangled
Eminently rapeable.

>> No.17755955

>>17755943
Probably not, although you'd come home to an extra thick maus napping in your home, quite possibly with a stitches straining rear in those pants of hers.

>>17755945
I was thinking of more like a normal queen but that king would be fun too, although one must wonder if they have a hive mind.

>> No.17755966

>>17755955
They're just sisters who are very close and can cooperate even with their asses all stuck together. They'll run a wheel on you and force you to give all 12 of them the exact same treatment.

>> No.17755970
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17755970

>>17755110
The idea behind it was just that it was supposed to be a cute picture of my waifu wearing my glasses, I didn't put much thought into how they would stay on. Some of the ideas here make sense though!

Also the art for my daki of her finished! Printing soon!

>> No.17755972

>>17755966
One may need something added to fill all of them to the brim.

>> No.17755975

>>17755970
Cute!

>> No.17755978

>>17755972
Or one will have to learn to be content with just a single shot per girl. Cumflating all of them will be impossible, and torturous to even try.

>> No.17755979 [SPOILER] 
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17755979

In a sentence explain why alps are not a better alternative to homosexuals.

>> No.17755984

>>17755979
Gay panic.

>> No.17755985

>>17755978
But it would be worth it.
A true achievement.

>> No.17755992

Be careful when kissing a Wisp. She'll keep on doing it until it feels as if your soul is getting pulled out of your body.

>> No.17755997
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>>17755985
You'd have to be hooked up to a stamina potion IV and the girls would have to take an active role. You'd be ahegao'd after the first sister and catatonic after the third. Really, you'd need a Lich' or Gremlin's help for this.

>> No.17755998

>>17755979
They are, but they themselves are somewhere at the bottom of my "don't give a shit" tier monsters.
Just above "wouldn't touch with 10ft pole."

>> No.17756001

>>17755979
Electricity is far more efficient.

>> No.17756012

>>17755979
They are.

>> No.17756024

>>17755035
>>17755041
Yes, that was the one.

>> No.17756072

>>17755992
More like a dementor than a wisp.

>> No.17756092

Would a Monstergirl wife ride their husband in his sleep, completely not waking him up or notifying him? Like, she's horny, she fucks him in his sleep, then she snuggles up and the night otherwise passes normally, and she doesn't even bring it up in the morning

>> No.17756105

>>17756092
My Hatter waifu is a gentlewoman who would lightly wake me so I can experience the pleasure before going down on me and softly encouraging me to relax as she relieves me.

>> No.17756110

>>17756092
I had a dream where I was on the receiving end of this from, of all things, an Alice. Granted, she was trying to wake me up, but she got a little carried away...

>> No.17756121
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17756121

Tallflat is an unappreciated body type!

>> No.17756129

>>17756105
Your waifu sounds a little masculine, Hatterfag. If you're the same one that always talks about her anyway.

>> No.17756135

>>17756129
She's very feminine, anon. She's just refined and a robust go-getter kind of noblewoman. She's- capable!

>> No.17756147

>>17756129
Mad Hatters are naturally a bit boyish. In a non-gay way, it's a small part of their charm.

>> No.17756154

>>17756092
That would happen for sure, though I guess it would be mostly blowjobs lie a snack.
I'd definitely fuck my monster wife though if she went to sleep before me. First I'd eat her out and once she's wet enough I'll start gently pounding her. It would put a big smile on my face if she said she had very pleasant dreams.

>> No.17756184
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>>17755916
Is that Ochi really more fit than the Jinko though? She has more defined abs, but Jinko's arms look massive without even flexing and foor. I dont know if that Ochi has bigger arms than Jinko.

>> No.17756202

>>17756184
They should wrestle gachiGASM

>> No.17756223

Weak, sickly men being protected by big, strong monsters is perfect correct?

>> No.17756226

>>17755979
you can spot a gay you can't spot an alp.

>> No.17756229

What sort of girl do you think KC will release next?

>> No.17756247

>>17756202
>gachiGASM
Die.

>> No.17756248

>>17756229
anything is fine with me as long as there's MUSCLE we have too few SWOLE girls.

>> No.17756249

>>17756223
It's pretty good as long as the guy doesn't act like a faggot.

>> No.17756253

>>17756223
Yep, as long as he strives to better himself and protect his wife should the need arise

>> No.17756255

>>17756248
I wonder purely out of curiosity what's a a more popular fetish in nipland, BBW or musclegirl.

>> No.17756258

>>17756184
Yes she is.
More defined muscles and probably bigger.

Jinkos gotta get more buff.

>> No.17756260

>>17756255
The answer is NTR because Japs have shit taste.

>> No.17756265

>>17756260
Cool beans, but that's completely irrelevant to the question.

>> No.17756267
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17756267

Look at that :3 face. No wonder why people don't get scared of Ushis.

>> No.17756272

>>17756223
Thats basically the Hellhounds fetish.

>> No.17756273

>>17756229
I want that mythical Wonderland Centaur

>> No.17756277

>>17756253
Maybe she's a fighter and he's a mage?

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>>17756267
They're also pretty kyute.

>> No.17756279

>>17756223
It's what i want so, yeah i guess.

>> No.17756280

>>17756258
Why do you think she is? I mean imagine how big Jinko's biceps would look if she flexed and had no fur.

>> No.17756283

>>17756267
But I'm scared of spiders of all kind

>> No.17756285

>>17756255
Based on my extensive research in Japanese I have to say bww, the numbers don't even compare. Not only that Musclegirl is often associated with futa and that just kills it for me, which makes finding a good "material" very hard.

>> No.17756292

>>17756265
In all honesty, I couldn't tell you.
Art for either is scarce but it may be BBW.

>>17756280
They'd still be less impressive then that ochi.

>> No.17756293
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Imagine breaking a stuff in some monster pub or something like that and stumble upon the strong Hellhound bouncer looking intensely at you, she lifts you almost to her height with your feet not even touching the ground anymore and just as you think you are going to get the crap beaten out of you, she pulls you close and gives you a deep passionate kiss, so blissful that it feels like time stopped.

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>>17756283
>being scared of spiders

>> No.17756298

>>17756292
>ochi
>impressive
Zipangu ex-human means they're womanlets

>> No.17756306

>>17756298
She's a well built womanlet regardless.
That jinko looks like she's taking her height for granted.

>> No.17756314

>>17755555
Those quints drive me crazy too.

>> No.17756316

>>17756292
Ochis are unfair for bodybuilding. I mean, they outright grow a stronger body each time they heal. Add to this the mamono mana body alteration and married to a muscleslut the muscle gains of Ochis are simply unfair. They should be banned from bodybuilding competitions, at least if they are married.

>> No.17756322

>>17756316
Hey, the jinko can get stronger too if she puts effort into it and doesn't end up with a chubby chaser.

>> No.17756333

>>17755812
That's a good way to get into shape at a young age.

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17756342

>>17748877
>>17748791

>> No.17756345

>>17756223
Confirmed for never making it.

>> No.17756346

>>17756342
What's the Mofu Delux?

>> No.17756347

>>17756253
This is the one true correct answer.

>> No.17756348

>>17756342
So much mofu that it has its own gravity well.

>> No.17756349

>>17756342
Gimmie a mature, thicc mofu.

>> No.17756352
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>>17756342
Which one involves facesitting?

>> No.17756354
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17756354

I love fit dragons!

>> No.17756358 [DELETED] 

Friendly reminder that all maid Monstergirls should be forced to wear thickly padded diapers as part of their official maid uniform.

A truly good maid displays and espouses the pinnacle of cleanliness whether she biologically needs to use the bathroom or not!

>> No.17756359

>>17756342
What is max mofu even like? Which one does femdom?

>> No.17756363 [DELETED] 

>>17756358
>(You)

>> No.17756364

>>17756322
Its still unfair. The Ochi doesnt even have to work out. She just has to wound herself and get healed while her muscleslut think of her as a tank of muscle.

>> No.17756365 [DELETED] 

>>17756358
Jump off a cliff.

>> No.17756369

>>17756352
You're looking for the "Mofuslut Special."

>>17756359
Two nine-tails, one on each side.
Not recommended for first timers, as they tend to be unable to comprehend the magnitude of the mofu.

>> No.17756375

>>17756364
Hey, the jinkos gotta step it up lest she end up left behind by a muscle mountain ochi.

>> No.17756379

>>17756354
Gotta be in shape for a nice dragon slayer.

>> No.17756381

>>17756342
I want a murder mofu

>> No.17756382

>>17756342
I want 4 orders of mofu-mofu and an order of mofu deluxe.

>> No.17756383

>>17756229
Sabbath, or some other Loli.
We're due.

>> No.17756384

>>17756369
That does sound too daunting for me, I guess I'll go with the Mo-fuu. What does that get me?

>> No.17756385
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>>17756223
Literally perfect

>> No.17756387 [DELETED] 

>>17756358
As much as I like this idea anon you can't just post something like this and expect to get away with it. I mean, I've tried.

>> No.17756389

>>17756352
Only if I can spank her first so that her butt is nice and warm.

>> No.17756401

>>17756342
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>> No.17756403 [DELETED] 

>>17756358
But then how do you spank the maid?

>> No.17756410 [DELETED] 

>>17756387
Do a flip faggot

>> No.17756411

>>17756401
Now I’m imagining a little kitsune, covered in cheese sauce, but still ready to have fun with the usual :D face

>> No.17756415 [DELETED] 

>>17756387
Hi KDF. Any plans this weekend?

>> No.17756418

>>17756384
A fox with exceptionally light mofu. If you could lay your head on a cloud, it still probably wouldn't feel as nice as this.
Especially good on a warm day.

>> No.17756426 [DELETED] 

>>17756415
Not really anon, thanks for asking! Probably just lots of rest because I have a routine medical procedure tomorrow.

>> No.17756432

>>17756418
I'll have one in loving femdom please.

>> No.17756433 [DELETED] 

>>17756426
Ganbare

>> No.17756439

>>17756411
dangerously cheesy.

>> No.17756440

>>17756342
Do they sell scales?

>> No.17756443
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>>17756432

>> No.17756447 [DELETED] 

>>17756433
Hey thanks anon!

>> No.17756451

>>17756443
But that's a snake.

>> No.17756458
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17756458

Stupid sexy dragons

>> No.17756462
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>>17756432
Coming right up.

>> No.17756463

>>17756451
Snakes just make it better though

>> No.17756464

>>17756462
It's a hairpin, not an earpin!
Ouch!

>> No.17756466

>>17756462
Perfect. 5 stars.

>> No.17756470

>>17756464
The ear is already pierced, she can put a number of things in there for décor now.

>> No.17756471 [DELETED] 

>>17756410
you say that same phrase every thread
get a new gimmick or fuck off

>> No.17756472

>>17756462
I want to spank a wolf.

>> No.17756479

>>17756458
She seems nice.

>> No.17756485

>>17756470
>she can put a number of things in there
What kind of things?

>> No.17756487
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>>17756472
That's a fox.

>> No.17756490

>>17756485
Other earpins

>> No.17756492

>>17756472
I want to spank a monkey...

Get it?

>> No.17756494

>>17756487
I want to gift monster girls with ludicrously huge breasts that would make even holsts balk at the idea of walking around with them.

>> No.17756505

>>17756492
I want to spank a chicken.

>> No.17756510
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17756510

Okay I decided not to post shit on imgur because I'm too tired and fucking lazy.

So whatever. I'll post some shit right now, unless you don't want me to.
Have you fags seen this before?

>> No.17756519

>>17756510
Oh yeah, with the nice wisp with the gloryhole. Ponytail best hair.

>> No.17756520

>>17756462
>kiri will never sit on your face

>> No.17756531
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I get the feeling this little lizard want something from me, but I'm not sure.

>> No.17756535

>>17756342
All of the mofu.
You may think I want a lot of mofu, but I assure you, I want ALL OF THE MOFU.

>> No.17756537

>>17756531
That's a weird gum package she has in her mouth.

>> No.17756540
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>>17756519
>Gloryhole
That's a guillotine

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>>17756283
Surely you'd change your mind for brownies though right?

>> No.17756547
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>>17756537
Right? She just keeps giving me these weird signals. Maybe she wants to play?

>> No.17756550

>>17756540
Guillotines are mere head nuzzling gloryholes. Trust me, I have ph.d in torture.

>> No.17756551

>>17756535
Consider contacting the MG Travel Authority to schedule a trip to the Elemental Plane of Mofu.
There will be a whole stack of waivers involved.

>> No.17756554

>>17756550
I didn't know Dick Cheney liked monstergirls.

>> No.17756555

>>17756546
Not if they were from a spider.

>> No.17756564
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>>17756550
>>17756540
That doesn't really fit with a Wisp and her fetish of death and all.

>> No.17756571
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17756571

>>17756555
Surely then some fantastic dancing and hispanic food would win you over yes?

>> No.17756575

>>17756571
Quick, get the atlach nachos.

>> No.17756576

>>17756571
I don't like hispanic food and dancing spiders creep me out.

>> No.17756585
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>>17756564
And the last thread related one.

>> No.17756586
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>>17756576
I see, I see, yes, clearly you are a man of simpler things and need to be wooed by traditional methods.

You would not object to some cofveve then correct? It is the most traditional of traditional things a man and spider could do together.

Yes. yes?

>> No.17756591

>>17756586
Is this a ploy by the spider so she can say that she was drunk after she inevitably rapes him, isn't it?

>> No.17756597

>>17756540
What's t he cute White Horn holding? A ham?

>> No.17756606

>>17756586
Stop trying to get me to like spiders, anon. It hasn't worked the thirty times you've tried before and it won't work today.

>> No.17756610

>>17756510
That's an extremely creepy Wisp.
She needs a pure Anon to take her on a date and teach her about romance.

>> No.17756612

>>17756597
Her hat.

>>17756610
She needs you to put your dick in the guillotine.

>> No.17756620

>>17756612
Of course, I'm blind and didn't realize she took off her hat for pats

>> No.17756627
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17756627

This is your Yeti for the evening

>> No.17756629

Most sexual goading your waifu would say to you?
I'm a fan of 'Stir my insides up'

>> No.17756631
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17756631

>>17756620
>>17756612
Are you SUUUUUUURE it’s not a hambone?

>> No.17756632

>>17756629
"i don't have time for your shit. Fucking come at me!"

>> No.17756637

>>17756627
Not sure about that face.

>> No.17756640

>>17756564
Frogs are icky just like this Kej. Pitch black hair or go home.

>>17756585
Remember to educate your Sandwurm properly otherwise she won't control herself when she outgrows you.

>> No.17756641
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>>17756631
Yes.

Also found this.

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>>17756631
If it was meat, a wild pack of Wendigos would be all over her

>> No.17756648

Monsters dominating men with kisses.

>> No.17756650

>>17756631
>"Awaaaah!? Husband! Your head, is meat! What, how is this?!"

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>>17756606
I understand.

You're one of those anons who prefers perfectly normal human girls like this one. Nothing wrong with that barring the degeneracy.

>> No.17756654

>>17756640

So you don't like the idea of redhead or blonde Kejourou?

>> No.17756656

>>17756654
What would you do if your kej daughteru came home with a rainbow of colors in her hair?

>> No.17756658

>>17756652
Nah, Cyclopses are pretty boring. I'd rather have a mad scientist Lich, a Kakuen that spent most of her life in the wilds or a Kunoichi that's from a clan with a century old feude with my family.

>> No.17756661

>>17756656
Take out my belt.

>> No.17756662
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>>17756648
>no tall Undead MG to pin you to a wall with her knee under your crotch while forcefully frenching you

>> No.17756665

>>17756654
>Redhead
This might work, definitely not blond though.

>> No.17756669

>>17756662
I wanna suck that zombie's boobs and leave hickeys all over

>> No.17756684

>>17756665
Why not blond?

>> No.17756696

>>17756684
Maybe it brings back bad memories of Barbariccia from FF4 or something.

>> No.17756698

>>17756684
Blondes suck. Yellow is an offensive color to the eyes.

>> No.17756717

>>17756684
Blond hair is actually the worst hair color. It only appreciated because it's rarer than other colors.
With monster girls who can have any color of hair there is no reason to go for a blond. Unless she's a haughty loli vampire then blond is the only way to go.

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>>17756717

>> No.17756725

>>17756698
You're offensive to my eyes

>> No.17756729

>>17756665
Maybe I want a blonde valley girl Kej.

>> No.17756748

>>17756729
Ahem, a gyaru kej.

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>>17756629
>Hey! You really like it when I protect you dont ya? You are the most protected when you are inside me.

>> No.17756755

Everyone girl in MGE theoretically has some sort of ability that would make them useful in a modern society or their anatomy isn't too wild to where they couldn't live comfortably

But what about cursed sword?
It seems like they would just die off desu.

>> No.17756777

>>17756755
how would cursed swords react to cursed guns?

>> No.17756781
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17756781

>>17756648

>> No.17756794

>>17756755
Ceremonial swords.

Or they might change their form into firearms. Imagine one with a hand cannon.

>> No.17756798

>>17756629
>Wanna slay the dragon tonight?

>> No.17756800

>>17756777
If the host drops the cursed item do they revert to normal?
Or is it complete identity death?
Training a cursed weapon then putting them in the hands of a fit host seems like a practical use for them if not immoral and cruel.

>> No.17756807

>>17756755
>But what about cursed sword?
>It seems like they would just die off desu.

I'd go to see Medieval Times-style shows with a bunch of cursed swords and other sword-wielding girls in beautifully choreographed fights.

>> No.17756810

>>17756800
The weapon is part of her body. It'll be extremely painful for her.

>> No.17756812

>>17756794
>be deployed in Irak
>another guy in the squad is fucking weird
>refers to his gun as "her"
>always volunteer to be the sentry
>one day, I go take my shift
>hear him
>"I love you so much..."
>horrible wet noise
>What_The_Fuck.webm
>suddenly, a woman's voice says "I love you too"
>suddenly it's clear
>there's a spy
>yell "contact!"
>hear a single shot, and a scream of pure pain
>that nutjob was screwing his assault rifle by removing the magazine and sticking his dick in
>when he heard me, he pressed the finger, shooting the last bullet stick stuck in the chamber, but his foreskin stuck in
>had to walk to the infirmary with his gun covering his crotch
>everyone call him Gun-Worrier now

>> No.17756816

>>17756800
Cursed swords don't have any identity or are even alive. Its only after they attach to the host that they become a monster girl, and its the host who is the mind/identity.

Also, no, I don't think the host can drop the sword once its embedded (though the sword can be altered and retracted into a gauntlet form. Also you can see on the cursed sword's art that the sword infiltrates most of her body.

Now whether this applies to more normal monsterization items, I'm not so sure.

>> No.17756824

>>17756629
>"Want to see what I got in the box I ordered, pet?~"

>> No.17756834
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>This is the average succubus' body
Maybe ending married with 4 or 5 of the girls from the most generic species is not a bad idea after all.

>> No.17756835

>>17756629
>"Stuff it in my cunny, daddy!"

>> No.17756836

What if a Yeti or White Horn hugged your cloths for awhile to warm them up?

>> No.17756838

>>17756835
Are you letting your daughter tell you what to do KDF?

>> No.17756839
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17756839

>>17756834

>> No.17756843

>>17756834
That sounds nice.
2 would be a good number too.

>> No.17756845

>>17756838
I'm not KDF.

>> No.17756852

>>17756755
Id imagine that they would find their market in three different groups. One, those people who blacksmith as a hobby, two, with those who collect swords and war paraphernalia, or three, those who play with them like weeaboos and LARPers

>> No.17756853

>>17756836
That would be nice. Their scent would keep the monsters away and the clothes would be comfy.

>> No.17756854

>>17756834
Ass and titties could be bigger.

>> No.17756856

>>17756834
Succubi comes in all shapes and sizes too. Personally I'd go for the ones living in snow kingdoms dressing in fashonable coats.

>> No.17756860

>>17756845
I expected better from you anon.

>> No.17756876

>>17756629
If it were my waifu, probably something like
>'Honey, please rubber me up so we can love wrestle!'

If it were my daughteru, she'd say something more along the lines of
>'I need you all over papa.'

>> No.17756881

>>17756824
Silly monster girl. Everyone knows that your pet husband will just want to play in the cardboard box.

>> No.17756882

>>17756852
What about those who already have a host?
They have the retard strength and can shapeshift the weapon part right?
I'de imagine just like every other super strength MG they would be incredibly useful in construction and such.

>> No.17756888

>>17756882
I can see them being anti riot police. Their blades no longer kill but will leave someone twitching on the ground in pleasure due to spirit energy loss.

>> No.17756903

>>17756888
>Their blades no longer kill but will leave someone twitching on the ground in pleasure due to spirit energy loss.
You'll have a riot every week at this rate.

>> No.17756904
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17756904

>>17756836
Yetis are great tea warmers

>> No.17756910

>>17756836
It all starts with hugging your clothes, then they're wearing your clothes, smelling your clothes, getting aroused from the scent and softness of your clothes

>> No.17756912

>>17756881
What if it's too tight a fit to play in?

>> No.17756916

Remember, keep the Pharaoh amused or else she will use her God Voice to amuse herself.

>> No.17756929

What does demon silver do if the wound would of been fatal?

>> No.17756938

>>17756929
Heart pupils

>> No.17756942

>>17756929
The guy would cum on the spot and >>17756938

>> No.17756946
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17756946

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.17756948
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17756948

>>17755255
Hobgoblins, they got my undying love and affection

>> No.17756953

>>17756929
The same as always.

>> No.17756969

>>17756929
Presumably the bigger/worst the wound would have been, the worse the resulting mana drain from the wound. Recall that the weapons work the same as regular ones except they do not inflict wounds on flesh.

>> No.17756994

>>17756969
Do they ONLY cut?
No puncture?

>> No.17756995

>>17756916
Do you think there are ever Pharaohs who use their God Voice by accident?
>says "Why don't you just pin me to the ground and rape me until I'm pregnant," in a sarcastic tone
>she winds up a twiching mess on the floor an hour latet

>> No.17757003

>>17756995
>implying she didn't just make it sound sarcastic as an excuse

>> No.17757009

>>17756995
I found my new game. Finding ways to make her say lewd things.

>> No.17757023

>>17756994
There are demonic silver clubs and hammers too. They literally knock your spirit energy right out of your body with the same end results.

>> No.17757030

>>17756994
Not sure there would be any distinction given that the wound is to your mana, not your flesh. A puncture is technically just a deep and directed cut too if you think about it.

*Weapons made of mamono realm silver do not inflict wounds on the body of a cut opponent, instead inflicting damage on the opponent's magical energy. When an opponent's magical energy is wounded, mana or mamono mana will leak out from there, and they will lose their strength. In this way, it's possible to take away an opponent's strength to fight without harming or killing them.

>> No.17757032
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>>17756948

>> No.17757044 [SPOILER] 
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17757044

>>17756995
Cheshire with god voice

>> No.17757051

>>17757030
So would DS weapons just casually stick out of people?
Bolts and arrows made of DS sound like a bad idea.

>> No.17757053

>>17757044
[Horrified and aroused screaming]

>> No.17757056

>>17756995
Never let a Pharaoh discover mario party.

Who knows what will happen if her God voice is used in the middle of her rage.

>> No.17757063

>>17757051
You shouldn't think about it that much.

>> No.17757064

>>17756948
She's so cute! I want to head pat and kiss!

>> No.17757070

>>17756948
I bet hobbys love their boobs and like just staring at them as they jiggle them around

>> No.17757073
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17757073

I want to sneak up on an old fox and grope her massive milktanks
>come up behind her, hands ready to molest some fat fox tats
>suddenly, her tails grab you, pulling you against her back
>she looks back at you while saying "Ara ara, looks like some naughty little boy needs to learn respect for his elders."
>her tails keep your crotch pressed againsts her plump ass, making you hotdog her all the way back to her place

>> No.17757077
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17757077

>>17757056
Better than Mario Kart.
>"Whoever uses blue shells is a giant faggot!"
>meanwhile, outside
>"YOO HOO CUTE BOYS"
>giant rampaging

>> No.17757080

>>17757073
>That art
You know because of the artist this is 98% a dude, right?

>> No.17757089

>>17757051
Probably, though they probably slide/pull out a lot easier than regular weapons given they have no flesh or bone to catch on (assuming they have zero interaction with flesh and bone that is).

>> No.17757094

Is it just me, or have off topic images increased like tenfold in the last week? Makes me rather proud of how on topic the images usually are.

>> No.17757106
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17757106

Cute!

>> No.17757108

>>17757106
>Papa! Aah! A spider!!!

>> No.17757109

>>17757080
She has a dingle dong?
A third leg?
Snake under """her""" robe?

>> No.17757113

>>17757080
What?

I already know that's an ALP because I recognize the character but what do you know about the artist?

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17757114

>>17757070
>"Honey? I love my boobs."
>"...I love them too, dear."

>> No.17757118

>>17757109
Most likely. The artist LOVES shemales.

>>17757113
Ended up being tricked when looking through EX. He did do ONE regular girl once, which was GODLY, but he still loves the shemale cock.

>> No.17757122

I want to entertain myself with a demon silver woven riding crop, a spray bottle full of holy water, and a naked Demon on a leash!

>> No.17757124

>>17757056
Or any online game. Imagine her playing a game and yelling this over the mic

>Kill yourself, you stupid idiot!
seconds later you just hear
>Yes your highness!
followed the sounds of gun shots and blood splattering.

>> No.17757128

>>17757124
Or worse.
>coop game
>one of them run away
>"Grow a spine!"
>horrible screams over the microphone, with sounds of something ripping and tearing the poor guy's back

>> No.17757129

>>17757109
I don’t see anything in this image, so i don’t care. I’m hedging my bets by using shrodingers trap principle.

>> No.17757135

>>17757128
I’m pretty sure she has control over when she uses her god voice right?

>> No.17757138

>>17757080
For fuck's sake, do I have to do a dissertation on every single picture posted here to be 100% certain that the subject portrayed is indeed of the female variety?

>> No.17757139

>>17757135
I like the idea of it being accidental.

Like, she plays some RPG like Fallout or something, and she subconsciously speaks aloud when picking an option.

>> No.17757144

>>17757138
Only if it's by that artist.

>> No.17757152

>>17756948
Such an underrated creature

No fanart of her at all and she desperately deserves more love

>> No.17757153

>>17757114
Hob gobbos are for having outrageously large breasts.

>> No.17757170
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17757170

I love Hellhound's breasts

>> No.17757172

>>17757153
Absolutely. Eikan-tier monster mammaries. And I'd love her all the more.

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>>17757170
I just love Hellhounds!

>> No.17757177
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17757177

I want to play with a Anubis' pawn pad.

>>17757170
>>17757175
Hellhounds are for bully.

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17757180

>>17757172
>Eikan-tier
>liking anything in that abortion

>> No.17757181

>>17757129

>Heisenberg Trap Uncertainty Principle: you can know the position or the velocity of the dick, but not both

>> No.17757183

>>17757172
You know it.
Best for groping her from behind while she's doing something else.

And the best part is Mammy Bammy would get them as big as you want.

>> No.17757187

>>17757183
I'd give her rides on my shoulder all the time and have those wonderful boobhats smother my face entirely.
>spoiler
Oh yes. Ooooh yes.

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>>17757177
Anubutts are okay tier

>> No.17757193
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17757193

>>17757189
Dammit, I mention her paw pads instead of her ass because someone got pissed at me for talking about spanking, and you have to bring them butts yourself.

>> No.17757194

>>17757187
She'd probably be too happy urging you forward and laughing to notice you can't see.

Just don't go TOO crazy.

She still needs to be able to walk.

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17757196

>>17757152
She does get to be a main character in a long-running comic though.

>> No.17757197

>>17757194
Thankfully, for those blinded by breastmeat moments, they also act as handy airbags.
And of course I won't go THAT far.
Not... quite anyway.

>> No.17757199

>>17757108
I want to spoil a little Ushi Oni.

>> No.17757204

>>17757196
Source on that comic?

>> No.17757207

>>17757193
You can always talk about slapping if you want. I don't really like it that much, but I've talked about it and it's not a bad fetish.

>> No.17757208

>>17757197
Good man.
Be sure to spoil her.
Because hauling the chest cannons she probably has around is going to tire her out quite a bit.

>> No.17757212
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17757212

>>17757193
Spanking?

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https://twitter.com/tobuzoo7/status/918633438919368704

"Grape-kun the Humboldt Penguin died yesterday.
Thank you to everyone who supported him this far.
Also, thank you to Hululu who watched over Grape-kun until the very end.
And, thank you to Grape-kun for a long time.
Rest well in Heaven."

>> No.17757215

>>17757208
Id give her expert massages and back rubs and carry her whenever she so much as sighed so she can be in permanent comfort. It's the least I could do. Hobby wife is for protecting.

>> No.17757216 [DELETED] 

>>17757213
Well fuck, feels bad man.

>> No.17757218 [DELETED] 

>>17757213
You're gonna carry that weight.

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17757220

>>17755835
>Mice

>> No.17757221

What's the best monster girl party to go adventuring with?

>> No.17757222

>>17757212
Look at her smile. She's clearly enjoying it. What a bully.

>>17757207
Yeah but Anubis isn't for bully. She's too cute.

>> No.17757231

>>17757222
the cuter she is, the more for bully she is.
It's a mathematical law, ask any Hakutaku.

>> No.17757232

>>17757215
Perfect.
She'd probably fall asleep there....Or demand a snack, one of the two.

Although she'd pay you back later.

>> No.17757237

>>17757231
I don't know, I prefer to bully arrogant, haughty brats. Someone suggested a wight earlier, she's a solid 7/10 in my book.
With Anubis, I just want to give her a hug and maybe tickle her cute ears.

>> No.17757239

>>17757220
She's coming for my Man-thing isn't she?

Good luck, I've been captured by Norscan raiders!
Turns out that punching one of those chaos worshiping bitches in the face while they raid your village is a good way to get taken as a 'prize'

>> No.17757243

>>17757221
lizardfolk/salamander
Dragons are dumb and only care about treasure.

>> No.17757249

>>17757193
>Paws and tail are black.
>Ears are green.

What is consistency?

>> No.17757252

>>17757232
I'd not even force her to reach for the snack herself and just bring it right to her mouth.
But you best believe I'd fully indulge and make the most of that 'reward'

>> No.17757253

>>17757249
They're wet, not green. It's because of the steam.

>> No.17757260

>>17757152
They have more fanart then you'd imagine. Still not enough considering how cute they are...

>> No.17757264

>>17757252
Perfect, although one must ask how its being repaid.

Would it be paizuri with those chest monsters she has, a mating press so you can mess them up, something from behind where she rests upon them, or something else?

Maybe all of them, she needs to burn those calories somehow with you carrying her around everywhere.

>> No.17757273

Reminder to confiscate your anubutt daughter's lego kits before she's done with them to punish her

>> No.17757276

>>17757204
You posted that ironically, right?
Please say you did.

>> No.17757279

>>17757273
No bully the Anubis!

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>"Aruji-dono, it's highly inappropriate for a servant such as myself to share a bed with her master... I didn't say I wouldn't do it."

>> No.17757292

>>17757264
Absolutely a marathon of all that and more. Starting with paizuri so it burbles up between them, then laying her on her back and mating pressing her so they flop up and down with strands of sticky love still connected between the two of them, then using her handlebars to lovingly yet forcefully impale her throat, then facing her away in my lap and bouncing her ass on me again and again while getting a grip on her petite frame, then bending her forward and continuing with her feet dangling off the ground and her tits waving in the air.
She would be passed out by the end, so a workout is indeed what she'll get. But a very pleasing one.

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>>17756834
YOU AIM TOO LOW

FOR GOD'S SAKES AT LEAST GET A HIGH SUC OR A LILIM OR A FOOKIN DARK PRIEST OR WHATEVER

FUK YOU M8 AND YOUR AIMING FOR THE FLOOR SHITE, I'M AIMINGS FOR THE CLOUDS

GONNA FUCK DAT EROS

>> No.17757298

>>17757290
That's good.
I would be able to hug her all evening as I slept.

>> No.17757300

>>17757292
Excellent.
Don't want any meat in places that aren't her breasts, hips, and ass now do we?

>> No.17757303

>>17757089
I imagine bladed weapons phase through you like in a video game. Besides, it's generally less than ideal to get your weapon stuck in an adversary.

Blunt weapons are Nerf bats

>> No.17757317

>>17757181
>I know that there is a dick rubbing against me at 3.87km/h but I do not know where.
Just another day at Gremlin Labs

>> No.17757320
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17757320

What kind of monster girl would most enjoy an Eros paladin flexing at them?

>> No.17757326

>>17757320
Lilim. The paladin doesn't even need to be of Eros.

>> No.17757327

>>17757222
Anubis is for light teasing and slow romancing.

>> No.17757334

>>17757327
And hugs.

>> No.17757339

>>17757243
You only take dragons to adventures if they are low level or if you're going to a really hard dungeon, otherwise it's just cheating. Sallies are just the best for exploring though.

Don't tell my dragon wife I said that.

>> No.17757340

>>17757320
Who in this thread wouldn't want to be a Paladin of Eros?

>> No.17757345

>>17757340
I wouldn't.

>> No.17757347

>>17757340
Me. Fuck being a Paladin.

>> No.17757351

>>17757340
Not me.
Paladins have to do things. I'd just worship Eros with my Demonfu.
Letting her "rape" me in an Eros Nun habit counts as worship right?

>> No.17757352

>>17757300
Precisely.
She'll be a comically stacked shortstack and oh demon lord would i love her with every curvaceous inch she got on those areas.

>> No.17757362

>>17757352
>The goblins nearly worship her as a god but aren't above joking how she can't even fight due to her dimensions....
>Not that they do it where she can hear, not even they can resist her pouty face.

>> No.17757381

>>17757334
Meh, that too. Can't forget about massages after a harsh day of work either.

>> No.17757389
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>>17757381
>massaging her pinkies pads

>> No.17757398

>>17757389
Don't forget to play with her ears either, a happy anubis works better and faster, excited for the day to end so she can cuddle her husband.

>> No.17757404

>>17757398
Tickling them, blowing some air on them, and kissing the top?

>> No.17757407
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17757407

I want to go to the Wolf's Den Club and pick up some cute wolfus!

>> No.17757408

>>17757362
I know I for certain would melt and do her every spoiled whim when she made that pouty face at me.
Loving fondling and groping of the snuggling variety is in order.

>> No.17757414

>>17757408
The best.
She's haughty, smug, and loves to be spoiled by you.

>> No.17757415

>>17757404
Sure, though tickling and blowing air on them might get her to pout and look at you with pleading eyes. If you want her to melt just scratch and press them a bit.
Kissing might make her giggle a bit while she thinks to herself what a great husband she has.

>> No.17757416

I want to be a good househusband and make little notes of encouragement to put into my families lunches!

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>>17757213

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>>17757415
Sounds have having an Anubis daughter would be the best thing in the world.
Until she begins acting rebellious and doesn't want her little ears kissed anymore.

>> No.17757422

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to NOT bully the shortstack schedule dog.

Sure, she may be smaller and, physically, weaker than you but that doesn't mean you could do something with her whenever you like.

>> No.17757424 [DELETED] 

>>17757213
>Kemono friends is kill
>Grape-kun is kill
SAD POTTERY

>> No.17757435

>>17757422
>remember to NOT bully
Nobody deserves bullying! Nobody!

>> No.17757440

>>17757419
>Sounds have having an Anubis daughter would be the best thing in the world.
I prefer dragons

And I wouldn't worry much about an anubis rebellious phase. You can always give her some freedom from the schedules while her mom takes care of the rest. A combination of the two will make her do some minor mistakes and gain some life experience and responsability as an adult butt.

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17757448

>>17757435
Nonsese, the Wight does. She needs a lot of spankings, or else she becomes arrogant and haughty.

>>17757440
But dragons don't have cute ears or paw pads.

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>>17757213
F

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>>17757440
>spoiler
I can't begin to imagine what a Dragon's rebellious phase would be like.

>> No.17757452

>>17757435
Indeed.
Now sit down so she can use you as a seat cushion while she reads through her scrolls.

>> No.17757459

>>17757451
She'll build blanket forts that'll be "No Dads allowed! Cute boys only!"

>> No.17757470

>>17757459
Just hang near with a heartbroken look on your face.

>> No.17757472

>>17757451
>"Maybe my husband doesn't need to beat me in a fight mom!"

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>>17757213
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>> No.17757476

How would you help a young manticore learn to control her tail?Besides being her cum pump

>> No.17757478
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17757478

>>17757448
Dragons have beautiful and graceful horns and their palms are soft compared to the rest of their scales. It's cute, but to a more fancy level.

>>17757451
During that phase is when a dragons decides what she's going to hoard and how will she obtain her treasures. The fire can quickly get out of hand too, so having an extinguisher or water magic might help.

>> No.17757486
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>>17757476
Shit. Forgot my image.

>> No.17757493

>>17757459
You best believe that blanket fort will be attacked and destroyed by dadzilla.

>> No.17757500

>>17757486
Why is Dan Avidon playing around with a manticore?

>> No.17757501

>>17757486
Maybe KC will put that image on his refrigerator.

>> No.17757515

>>17757500
>>17757501
I agree. The art is shit. But what about the concept?

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>>17757213
He's gone to meet his waifu. F

>> No.17757538 [DELETED] 

>>17757213
>tfw we all chill with Grape-kun and our waifus in the afterlife
Grape-kun, I'll pour one out for you brother.

>> No.17757557

>>17757243
But Lizardfolk are picky bitches that only look at gym guys. Dragons are actually very tractable and melt with a hug.

I rather go with her than someone who will just cocktease and sword cockblock me. Thinking about it, it would actually be horrible.

>> No.17757560 [DELETED] 

>>17757213
I really hate you stupid cunts.

>> No.17757561

>No shortstack sphinx twins to sleep with under the covers as the nights grow colder.

Truly this life is a harsh one.

>> No.17757569

>>17757486
Aw, she's like a baby elephant trying to figure out its trunk.

>> No.17757572 [DELETED] 

>>17757560
What? It's not like we killed Grape-kun.
It was the crippling depression after fully realizing he could never be with his waifu irl.

>> No.17757575 [DELETED] 

>>17757572
You're not helping your case, stupid cunt.

>> No.17757577

>>17757448
Wights are good girls, they don't need bullying.

>> No.17757581

>>17757577
They need the occasional spankings or they grow unruly.

>> No.17757583

>>17757581
What if you want them haughty and unruly?

>> No.17757587 [DELETED] 

>>17757575
>>17757560
You need to chillax anon

>> No.17757588

>>17757577
Because I was bullied as a child everyone deserves to be bullied!

>> No.17757589

>>17757581
Remember that spanking a girls rear too much will cause it to form additional padding to protect themselves.

>> No.17757595

>>17757583
Nobydy would want them too unruly.

>>17757589
That's if you spank down scarlet, three times a day. If you need to spank a wight that often, there's a problem.
Or she's masochistic.

>> No.17757602

I guess translator anon isn't here today, but perhaps we will get some nice wind weasel lore tomorrow...

>> No.17757603
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mofu mofu

>> No.17757605

>>17757595
That or anon finds it fun.

>> No.17757607

>>17757595
>Nobydy would want them too unruly.
I do!

>> No.17757614

>>17757603
I'll have two Mofu-Mofu's, a Mofu Deluxe with extra brushes, a small Mofu, a Mo-Fuu, and a Mo-Ufufufu.

>> No.17757616

>>17757605
She probably wouldn't mind as long as she get to milk him. The wights are undead, so their pain resistance is probably extreme.

>>17757607
Hope you don't mind being ashamed when your wightfu starts throwing a tantrum at the convenience store, calling the clerk a "servant".

>> No.17757621

>>17757603
yes one of everything please

>> No.17757649

I’ve never held a fox tail. There has to be something that hair attaches to right? Does that mean that there’s a rat-like tail in the center?

>> No.17757652

>>17757616
She's been undead for hundreds of years i'm sure she can get accustom to the new times! Its not like she leaves the house anyway.

>> No.17757656

>>17757649
It's just the same as a dog tail.

Foxes also smell though, a lot like skunk.

>> No.17757662

>>17757652
>Its not like she leaves the house anyway
At first I was going to object, but you're actually right. The only moment she leaves the house is probably to go eat a tea with her friends in their houses and talk about stuff.

>> No.17757665

I want an Anubis with the personality of a hell hound

>> No.17757667

>>17757662
>eat a tea
Wow, I'm tired.

>> No.17757676

>>17757665
You want an Anubis to always keep 5 minutes free in case you need a spanking?

>> No.17757682

>>17757676
>only 5 minutes
casual.

>> No.17757687

>>17757682
That includes the anal teasing before she pulls up your pants and send you back to work.

>> No.17757709

>>17757603
The Mofu Deluxe seems nice.

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>>17756342
>>17756535
>>17757603
>>17757614
>>17757621
Will you need assistance with all the mofu you have ordered?

>> No.17757736

>>17757731
I mean, probably

>> No.17757749
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>>17757731
No thank you, I'm good.
Motherfuckers trying to edge in on my mofu...

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>>17757731
No need, I'm perfectly satisfied by your service.

>> No.17757783
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17757783

Do you let your daughteru chase the mailman?

>> No.17757794

>>17757783
Absolutely not. That is naughty behavior and I'll tie her up and gag her if I need to.

>> No.17757805

>>17757783
Why would I let my daughter misbehave like that? She'll get the spray bottle if she does it.

>> No.17757823
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Every fucking day my stupid faggot cat keeps making this fucking face at me.

>> No.17757835

>>17757823
I'm afraid someone has replaced your cat with a potato and you failed to notice.

>> No.17757836

>>17757783
Being a mailman in the MGE universe sounds dangerous.
>raped by dogs
>get lost in a backalley, raped by a cat
>spot the dragon girl waiting her package
>she's happy when she get it
>rape you while she's at it
>come the local demon queen with her pack of hunting dogs
>she spots you
>smirks
>let the dog out
>you finish your shift with your pants completely torn off
>completely dessicated
>coworker see you
>"man, you look like shit!"
>wait the end of his shift
>he comes back crying
>"man, you look like shit"

>> No.17757949

>>17757836
Imagine being a mailman..... in the Hellhound Hood.

>> No.17757953

>>17757949
How bad are hellhounds? Prone to tackle and then rape you? Or prone to do >>17757212 on any "intruder"?

>> No.17757979

>>17757953
Tackle and rape probably.
The good news is they'll leave you alone once you get married e.g. get claimed by one of them.

>> No.17757987

>>17757294
>YOUNG LAD, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT DEMONS!
>IT WAS ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO, YOU SEE, THE DEMON LORD WAS AT IT AGAIN WITH HER OLD TRICKS, SO ME AND MY BROTHERS SET OUT ON A QUEST TO CLOSE THE PORTAL SHE HAD TORN OPEN...
>...
>...AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER TAKE UP A KAKUEN'S OFFER TO PLAY HER 'BONGOS'!

>> No.17757997

>>17757603
What do you gotta do to get one of the scary Mofu Yakyza Kumiho Bouncers, at the door, to give you the 'Mofu Deluxe'?

>> No.17758003

What do monster girls keep on their nightstands?

>> No.17758009
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orc sluts (pure) drive me nuts

>> No.17758010

>>17757979
>be a mailman
>coworker come to you
>"dude, sorry but can you trade shift with me?"
>sure, whatever
>go do his part
>"It's another one!!"
>look around
>see a lot of fiery eyes hidden between fences and shrubberies
>"MOTHERFUCKER"

>come back
>your pelvis is broken
>the hospital had to put you in a special wheeling chair and move you to another wing after a hellhound tried to climb to the second floor to abduct you
>see your coworker
>he avoids your glance
>walks to another guy
>"Hey, sorry, do you mind trading shifts with me?"

>> No.17758014

>>17758003
Hey I know this one!

An Alarm Cock!

>> No.17758037

>>17757836
I bet being a police officer is worse especially if you try to arrest some of the tougher monsters. I'm picturing Murphy's death scene from Robocop but with more pelvis shattering.

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>>17758014
>Wuh? Huh?
>WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

>> No.17758048

>>17758037
The orderly one like the Anubis would follow you.
The impulsive one like the hellhounds would probably run away.
The worse would try to rape you, forcing their fingers in your butthole while stroking your manhood up and down, until you beg for it.

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>>17758038
Man, KC needs to update the Cockatrice picture.

She's a QT in the more recent art.

>> No.17758059

>>17758010
That cheeky motherfucker.

>> No.17758065

>>17758059
>cheeky
That's one way to put it.
He's getting an envelope full of matango spores.

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>>17758037
Not to mention the co-workers.

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>>17758010
Mailmen and Ratatoskr alike, fear the Hellhound.

>> No.17758072

I'm cold and tired. Send help.

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>>17758072
Here's a yeti for you, buddy.

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>>17758072
It's on the way.

>> No.17758081

>>17758075
I'm not your buddy, guy!

>> No.17758084

>>17758081
Well I'm not your guy, friend!

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>>17758069
Good girl!

>> No.17758086

>>17758075
Havin' a chuckle, guy?

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>>17758009
same

>> No.17758128

>>17758009
DAYUM at that loliorc with the literally perfect body

>> No.17758160

>>17757836
>Mailman
>Not Fireman

>> No.17758176
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Big oni boobs, please

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>>17758111
Can the savages be civilized?

>> No.17758185

>>17758160
>Walk into hellhound neighborhood wearing full firefighter gear
>This is enough to make the hotdogs pause and see what you're up to first
>Walk right up to them
>"Is there a fire nearby, because this place is smokin' hot"
>Start to strip while 80's porn music starts playing from someplace

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>>17758181
No, forever wild and free.

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>>17758160
Disguise as a fire hydrant if you want. I won't.

>> No.17758194

>>17758189
So what would female Thrall get up to when leading her people to freedom with the help of her loyal Wolf BFF and the Elementals?

>> No.17758200

>>17758194
IDK if you're implying that's a genderbent Thrall, but it's not

>> No.17758201

>>17758181
>>17758189
I want to film a documentary while living among them to learn their strange ways.

>> No.17758214

>>17758200
>says Warsong right there on the image file
Yes I can read, I know Thrall is a Frostwolf, now answer my question. If you will not take up this cup, I'll find another who will.
>>17758201
What would you call this documentary? Orcs in the Outback?

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>>17758201
You're going to leave with a bride

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>> No.17758223

>>17757221
combat/adventure lineup.
A Shoggoth for dexterity, utility and wildcard. Everything you need in one convenient blob.
A Dark Mage/Slime for casting and blasting. Or a Lich for necromancy
A Minotaur, or other muscle head for tanking

non combat positions include...
A Mimic to hold the loot and for sleeping quarters
A Ren Xiongmao is the face of the party, and handles business like selling loot and buying supplies. You would think a Tanuki would be better, but they aren't as overall charismatic as the Ren Pandas.

>> No.17758227

>>17758221
That' some expensive-looking mofu, I hope I can afford it.

>> No.17758230

>>17758221
>her thighs in the middle part
Someone on /v/ talked about that. It's "skindendation" or something?

>> No.17758232

>>17758214
I'd probably name it something vaguely pornographic as clickbait
>>17758219
By the end of filming the whole film crew would be part of the tribe. There would be no leaving even if we wanted

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>>17758230
Skindentation, deep skin, there's a few words for it. But yes.

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17758242

Monstergirl?

>> No.17758243

>>17758242
More like a furry.

>> No.17758246

>>17758242
Male and furry, kill yourself.

>> No.17758250

>>17758242
bun cun

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Friday the 13th is soon,

>> No.17758323

>>17758242
Post the moth who poked her claw into Reg's belly.
>>17758281
Been Firday the 13th all day today.

>> No.17758325

>>17758323
Yeah, no. The cute Nanachi is all I can stomach from that manga, and apparently she's too furry for this thread.

>> No.17758331

>>17758325
That is fine. This thread is for cute and sexy things, not for Shou Tucker's Orphanage or other assorted horrors.

>> No.17758333

>>17758331
I hope you don't find Nanachi sexy.

>> No.17758335

>>17758333
I'm pretty sure that's the exact opposite of what my post was saying.
Only fuckable character in MiA is Ozen.

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>>17758335
You said "cute and sexy things", so I panicked.
At any rate, have a bird butt.

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>>17758359

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>>17758360

>> No.17758371

I don't understand why you guys encourage this behavior, it's not like it's subtle or unrecognizable.

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>>17758347
Hunter-chan is not for lewding.

The monsters, on the other hand, absolutely are.

>> No.17758419

>>17758371
You're right. Nobody should be enabling your pissy behavior.

>> No.17758457

>>17757836
It's like delivering pizza to a Wurm neighborhood.

>> No.17758459

>>17758457
Bring a new meaning to pizza pranks.

>> No.17758472

>>17758457
>Wurm neighborhood
That implies that you could have one or more Wurms in the same area as standing structures.

>> No.17758505

>>17758457
Do you think monster girls answering the door for pizza deliveries naked would be a common thing? Do they tip with sex?

>> No.17758506

>>17758472
Either the houses are reinforced like bunkers or the neighborhood is just ruins.

>> No.17758507

>>17758506
Building a hardware shop in the neighbourhood seems like an easy way to get rich quick.

>> No.17758636

>>17758505
Pizza deliveries to sorority houses is a good way for anons to get gangbanged by big /fit/ girls.
Onis, Jinkos and Minotaurs with heavenly abs.

>> No.17758639

>>17758636
Or get touched inappropriately touched by a hellhound.

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>>17758507
Repair bills would be astronomical in a wurm community, both for residents and the city; no insurance company would take you on unless they wanted to go bankrupt. I'd imagine at some point that anyone living with/around wurms would just have their possessions enchanted to be self-repairing.

>> No.17758671

>>17758639
>"Hey girls! Pizza's here!"
>Anon had never known dread until he saw that the sorority house he was delivering to was full of muscular monstergirls, all in various states of undress.
>Unfortunately his attempt at escaping by asking for payment so he could run to his car was met with the smug looking Oni at the door grabbing him by the scruff and telling him "We've got plans for you~" and throwing him towards a mattress in the middle of the room.
>Anon barely had time to register his clothes being ripped off before he felt a fat soft Kakuen ass slam down on his face and start grinding as a large group of female bodies started pressing against his and an extremely warm feeling mouth wrapped itself around his dick and started sucking.

>> No.17758672

>>17758639
I wish I could be touched inappropriately by a hellhound.

Opposite idea.
>Big buff hellhound pizza delivery girl
>"Let's see... One medium meat lovers with extra bacon."
>"Oh good, exact change"
>"Oh, you don't have enough change for a tip? I'm sure I can think of something..."
>She lifts her shirt exposing her chiseled abs
>"Start licking, pork chop~"

>> No.17758684

>>17758242
Nanachi's a good girl but not for lewd and certainty not a monster.

>> No.17758701

>>17758672
I'd imagine she'd invite herself into your house first and slump onto the couch.
>Anon begins nervously licking her abs.
>"No, no no cutie, I want you licking something else~"
>Anon starts sweating even harder as she starts pulling down her spats to reveal her pussy.
>Before he can react, she's grabbed his head and is forcing his face into it.
>"Oh yeaaaah, lick it like thaaat."
>As anon tries to pull away he just gets shoved towards it harder.
>"Eat it all! C'mon! Eat that pussy you fuckin' slut!"

>> No.17758716

>>17758671
This is why the hazard pay is great.

>> No.17758736

>>17758701
>She indulges in a slice of your pizza whole you go to town on her
>She pats your head with her soft paws
>After she finishes she struts confidently back to get car
>You begin ordering from that pizza place more often

>> No.17758740

>>17758671
>>17758716
No, this is why all delivery services work as a buddy system. Get a job and the company hooks you up with a waifu, go on deliveries together and you're untouchable.

>> No.17758762

>>17758644
That'll make Weird Al cry.

>> No.17758777

>>17758671
Imagine if it becomes a daily occurence.
>your clothes get ripped constantly, to a point that you end up spending more on clothes than you do on food or rent
>eventually you just go deliver pizza in a boxer
>then one day, it's an ederly woman who opens up
>"Your delivery, madam!"
>see you
>has a heart attack
>dies with a smile on her face

>> No.17758780
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17758780

My only beef with monster girls is that they can't have pantyhose.

>> No.17758781

The single best monster avoiding job is ninja.
Be a ninja and steath your why past monster while doing jobs

>> No.17758786

>>17758740
>Get blowjobs from your MG delivery buddy
Perfect

>> No.17758792

>>17758781
Kunoichis will see you as a challenge. Get ready to fight them off, or not.

>> No.17758802

>>17758780
Some of them can

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>>17755562
>they won't be able to have children even after years, decades, or even centuries of having sex a two-digit number of times every day.
Damn.

>> No.17758824

>>17758819
Our forces are prepared for any monster threat!

>> No.17758860

>>17758792
>You will never learn to be a ninja to avoid monsters
>kunoichi will never be drawn to you to so you can provide strong new kunoichi

>> No.17758869

If monsters wont get in the way of my human relationship, then ill just marry a human woman!
All i have to do is avoid monster stuff and demon realms

>> No.17758879

>>17758869
>your town gets dark matter'd and turned into a demon realm
>human wife becomes a monster

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>>17758869
You even going to get monsters like the succubi wanting to "improve" your relationship or your going to get traitor steve'd so hard its not even funny.

>> No.17758922

>>17758069
Cute

>> No.17758945

>>17758780
My spiderfu looks great in hose.

>> No.17758946

>>17758945
Imagination has failed me.

>> No.17758963

>>17758896
I've really came around to liking vanilla succubutts lately, the propaganda must be working.

>> No.17758973

>>17758701
I have to say, this idea sounds pretty good. Her just barging in, sitting down on my sofa like she's the queen of the house and abusing me sounds nice.

>> No.17758975

>>17758973
What with all the hellhounds reverse abuse?

>> No.17758984

>>17758860
>become a skilled ninja
>marry a kunoichi
>when your daughterus are born it's like that comic about Waldo and Carmen Sandiego having a baby

>> No.17758988
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>>17758946
EMG's jorougumo is the closest I've seen to the ideal body type. Youkai Shoujo has a nice jorougumo too but she's practically never in spider mode.

>> No.17758994

>>17758975
Them and manticores are one of the most ferocious monsters so she works nicely. Her being a dog and being black makes her better than manticore and some people dislike tailpussy.

I'd like to get abused by a hellhound once or twice.

>> No.17759001

>>17758988
Oh, you mean that. I thought you mean a centaur-like spider.

>>17758994
>I'd like to get abused by a hellhound once or twice.
If you want, I want unleash my boxer on you, but she's more likely to try to lick your face.

>> No.17759006

>>17759001
I'll pet her and throw some sockballs for her to play with.

>> No.17759011

>>17759006
She'd certainly love that.
I miss her.

>> No.17759017

>>17759011
Stop that.

>> No.17759021

>>17759017
I miss her so damn much.

My parents are keeping her hostage to force me to visit them.

>> No.17759027
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How does this Korbopup make you feel.

>> No.17759031

>>17759027
Too small.

>> No.17759032

>>17759027
I will adopt this pup then, we will make more pups.

Pups within a pup. This is my mission.

>> No.17759048

>>17759011
Anon pls.

>>17759021
Oh you cunt. I hope a salamander drags you out to run under this 35C sun.

>> No.17759051

>>17759027
Like I want to do things that would make Sabbath members blush.

>> No.17759052

>>17759048
Please no.
It's too cold here.

>> No.17759060

>>17759052
Doesn't matter. I hope the portals open just so she drags you out and makes you suffer.

>> No.17759066

>>17759060
I'm already suffering from not having my cute doggo around. She would walk silently to me while I'm watching Alien, almost pissing myself, and she would lick my hand just as Caine is getting facefucked. Then, as I freak out, she would whine pitifully until I pulled her over my knees like a little dog and caressed her.

>> No.17759083

I know how you get a good dragon Waifu. Find her cave, beat her in a fight, and she'll love you forever.

But how do you get a playfully evil CC dragon with beautiful purple scales, who ara aras when you show up to fight her and has thicker hips than her good counterpart?

>> No.17759091

>>17759027
I can see what KDF is on about.

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>>17757603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMDRiVj1Lz8

>> No.17759146

>>17759066
Alien is not even that scary, anon. But that doggo sounds like a cute doggo.
Mine is just fat and gets hyped up if she sees a bug, she's great at hunting cockroaches.

>> No.17759149

>>17759145
I wish i knew what that image was from

>> No.17759150

>>17759146
>Alien is not even that scary
I disagree. I saw it as a kid, and the flesh spider that stick to your face still scare the shit out of me.

Especially in the FPS games where you get to see it climbing to your screen.

>that doggo sounds like a cute doggo
We got her from an animal shelter, so she had some abandonment issues, but she got better, and now she's very clingy.

>> No.17759153

>>17759149
From a retro style game called Fight'N Rage.

>> No.17759154

>>17759083
First you find her, then you fight and give it your all, nearly beating her but losing to her secret move near the end. Make sure that she catches you staring at her hips with lust and hunger too.

Congratulations, you have a playful, evil CC purple dragon doing lewd things with you.

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A new semi-random wife picture from twitter.
Also a few commissions finished!
https://i.imgur.com/juhMnwY.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/UiIY7gV.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/j0j0gHi.jpg

>> No.17759163

>>17759150
Oh, well as a kid it would definitely spooky, but you're not a kid anymore and that means you must show how brave you are to your dog.

>now she's very clingy.
I can see why. I got all of my dogs when they were still little, so they are just whatever.

>> No.17759168

>>17759091
But she's Lawrence's daughter

>> No.17759169

>>17759163
Nope, still spooky now. I blame the game Alien vs Predator. In that game, the flesh spider were almost invisible, and they'd jump, instantly covering the screen if you were close enough. Like the leeches from Blood 2, but worse.

>> No.17759191

>>17759169
Seems like ypu have a problem with spooks climbing onto your face, but it's okay, anon, when scared just imagine a cute girl giving you a kiss onstead.

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Guys, did someone have full pack of pics withs .Less Aiko?

>> No.17759284

>>17759249
Hey look its HAT ALP

>> No.17759293

>>17757687
>>17758048
>hellhound fags in charge of not being bitchboy faggots who belong in /y/

>> No.17759295
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Bully the moth!

>>17759284
Who?

>> No.17759299
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17759299

Happy Friday the 13th!

>> No.17759308

>>17759299
My wish is for a deredere harem of zombies.
They'd chase me in a mob everywhere and I'd give them all 'headshots' to put them down (to bed)!

>> No.17759314

>>17759295
With those things you can beat any kind of bug no matter how strong she is. I don't know why people worry about monster being stronger than humans.

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>>17759299
>spooky Friday
Please don't scare the daughterus.

>> No.17759324

>>17759316
>telling scary stories to daughteru and friends
>"And then he put on a condom!"
>they all scream and the one is rocking back and forth muttering how condoms aren't real

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>>17759299
gearing up for a spooky rest of the month.

>> No.17759339

>>17759325
She's too lewd.

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>>17759339
she's perfect

>> No.17759389

>>17759342
Imagine snuggling between them. Wight probably invited you, but Lich is all spaghetti.

>> No.17759390

>>17759339
Just point out how nice some more conservative couples look and she'll be trying to show them up in no time.

Wisp is interesting simply because of how easy it could be to manipulate her out of her base "wants to have sex most of the time" mindset.

>> No.17759393

>>17758085
>"You know I love when you pet me. But you are aware that Im still going to rape the shit out of you for treating me as a pet. Right?"

>> No.17759394

99% of anons in this thread would be better off with a MG personal coach.
Even unconventional ones are effective such as an ojou Wights who throws her horde of undead at you and rewards you plentifully if you manage to escape them for a full day.

>> No.17759397

>>17759393
>"Honey, why do you think I do it?"

>> No.17759398 [DELETED] 

>>17759390
>how nice some more conservative couples look
They look nice until want to give all the tax cuts to Tanukis and Boss Dragons. Then they get rid of your Obamanacare and kill of Elemental conservation efforts. But hey, at least you get to work in a coal mine to pay for your heroin.

I'm sorry. That was a cheap shot.

>> No.17759399

>>17758684
She needs a goddamn hug is what.

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>>17759394
A friend at the very least. Someone we enjoy spending time with that we aren't forced to be near due to work or school.

But we're such a bundle of nerves and anxieties we can't walk up the courage to shoot the breeze with total strangers IRL. So we lock ourselves in this fantasy world hoping someone will come a knockin' but knowin' they never will.

>> No.17759415

>>17759398
Get that shit out of here.

>> No.17759445

>>17759398
Ironically throwing the whole fishing pole into the water is still bad badly baiting anon.

>> No.17759467

If the male equivalent of feminazis arised in MGE would MGs cuck out or would they send in the Hellhound Riot Police and do what they must?

>> No.17759480

>>17759467
>>17759415

>> No.17759485
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What are your daugherus going dressed up as for Halloween?

>> No.17759488

>>17759485
She's dressing as a tentacle tree monster.

>> No.17759498

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4urOji0m7I8

>Being a filthy gaijin in Zipangu, one of the few ambidextrous fighters from your village, the dirk and short sword being your specialty
>An Ochimusha notices you, staring holes into you, a sprawling Ryu tattoo crawling up her arms
>Slowly, you become aware of the growing number of monsters and men watching you wearily, as well as the Ochimusha
>She says something in Zipangan, the words 'niten-ichi-ryu' sticking out as your guide backs off, trying to talk her down
>You later find out after a long and hard fuck session that followed a middle-of-the-street sword fight it loosely translates to 'Two heavens as one'
>She was looking for a worthy heir to her Clan's teachings as well as a man strong enough to serve that could at least hold his ground

>> No.17759501

>>17759485
DBZ's Cell.

>> No.17759506 [DELETED] 

>>17759467
Openness about sex is their kryptonite. A succubus would be much more fitting.

>> No.17759517

>>17759506
Reminds me of the Kikimora roulette story.

>> No.17759550

>>17759467
>Amazons have reverse gender roles
>mindflayer correction
>all the other femdom monsters including the demon factions thinking men cant handle themslves
no

>> No.17759583

>>17759485
Indiana Jones.

>> No.17759598

>>17759583
I gotta ask. What species? I could see a griffon or a dragon for the treasure hunt/protection but it would be hilarious if she was a lamia.

>> No.17759609

>>17759598
A Crow Tengu who wants to discover lost secrets and explore ruins.

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>>17759485

>> No.17759611
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Are you counting calories?

>> No.17759616
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>>17759611
>undead
>metabolism

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RIP Grape-kun

>> No.17759652

>>17759485
A secret agent!

>> No.17759656

>>17759616
They must have some type of metabolism, as KC's undead are theorized to be another form of life, one that simply can be born from corpses.

>Furthermore, as mentioned previously, by continuously gaining mana, the bodies of the undead are mended to the state they were in before death. An undead that continues to be pumped full of tons of mana every day can even completely mend her own womb, if she so desires, and then it's even possible for her to become pregnant with the children of her beloved. For an undead, the sense of life she gets at the moment of conception is the greatest happiness she can ever know as an organism, and as a monster female. During pregnancy, at the moment of the child's birth, and even afterwards, this joy will always remain with her. The children born on such occasions are not human children. If it's a zombie, then the child will be the same kind of zombie. For this reason, it is said that the undead aren't “human corpses reanimated via mamono mana”, but “organisms called undead that are reborn from human corpses due to mamono mana.”

>> No.17759675

>>17759656
>The demon lord is a being so powerful and so wise, she could actually influence the mamano mana to create life. She has such a knowledge of mamono mana that she could even keep loved ones alive after death

>> No.17759682

>>17758736
>>17758973
How would you react to her kissing you on the cheek after she's done?
How would you react to learning you're the only one she does this to?

>> No.17759692

>>17759675
Not sure we can credit the Overlord entirely for this. Hel's (a goddess) influence may be the biggest reason the undead in the MGE are capable of so much more than they were in the previous era (when most undead were fairly weakn, short-lived beings).

>> No.17759705

>>17759692
Do you think Hel ever gets jealous of chestier Undead girls?

>> No.17759718

>>17759705
Yes, she compensates with ridiculous headwear.

>> No.17759721

>>17759675
Is it possible to learn this power?

>> No.17759722

>>17759721
Not from a Paladin.

>> No.17759724

>>17759721
What race would Sheev Palpatina be?

>> No.17759727

>>17759718
>Ethereal and beautiful Hel wears absurdly fancy headpieces to compensate for the fact that she's tallflat.
Now here's the question, Who's going to go kiss the goddess of the undead on the nose and call her beautiful?

>> No.17759729

>>17759718
What is she, a touhou?

>> No.17759731

>>17759724
Dark Priest disguised as a human.
And she'd corrupt Anna-kun into a Darth Valkyrie.

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>>17759731
>Darth Valkyrie
Automaton Valkyrie YES

>> No.17759750
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17759750

Here's a fun question for you all.
Let's say our dreams came true and monster girls became real. With this happening, parts of our world would become demon realms in no time which in turn would cause monsterization of many women. So what monster girls do you think would your female family members become, or friends if you have them?

>> No.17759753

>>17759675
It bothers me sometimes just how op KC made the DL/Mamanomana

>> No.17759762

>>17759750
>Nipple in the back
b&

>> No.17759767

>>17759628
wait what

>> No.17759772

>>17759767
The grandpa penguin who waifu'd a cutout of Hululu from Kemono Friends died.

>> No.17759774

>>17759767
Yeah, he died.

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>>17759767

>> No.17759783

>>17759772
>>17759774
>>17759779
Way to ruin my day you fucking assholes.

>> No.17759785

>>17759750
>family members
I'd really prefer not to think about that.
>friends
The only one I'm not repulsed thinking that about would probably be a shy tanuki.
>>17759772
He's in a better place now. Poor bastard got saved from NTR by a pure waifu and got to live out his last days in happiness.

>> No.17759787

>>17759753
It's a waifu setting, not a bad end setting.

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>>17759750
>Let's say our dreams came true and monster girls became real.
>So what monster girls do you think would your female family members become, or friends if you have them?
I'd not be too worried about what they turned into as long as they know what they'll be getting themselves into and and fully conscious and willing about getting monsterized. As much as I want monsters to be real, the moment actual rape and corruption happens to those I care about (and those I don't really care about) is the moment I start contemplating going full Order, even if it'd amount to nothing in the end.

>> No.17759794

>>17759753
I didn't catch it at first, but the anon was paraphrasing Star Wars there.

Being able to bring back the dead as anything other than undead is by canon very difficult even for the most powerful monsters, and its not a power that the Overlord fundamentally possesses. Creating an undead incubus from a man who died as a normal man is also very difficult, it requires some kind of ritual and the help of divine power apparently.

>> No.17759805

>>17759750
I'd imagine farmgirls becoming holsts or weresheep. City girls would be Succubi or Demons.

>> No.17759808

>>17759805
There's more variation than that anon. City girls could also become Harpies, Wererats, a few Amazons here and there, Werecats, Werewolves, ect. The list is endless.

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>>17759299
She's back!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP5uMUMlEM4

>> No.17759815

>>17759813
>post ends with 13
2spooky4me

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>>17759785
>Poor bastard got saved from NTR

>> No.17759828

>>17759813
>the girl behind the ass

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>>17759750
It'd be a little weird to have family like that but hopefully they can contain themselves. Also that picture makes me want to teach delinquents in MGC

>> No.17759831

>>17759750
My mom would turn into a Troll/Kiki hybrid

>> No.17759860

>>17759314
>I don't know why people worry about monster being stronger than humans.
Superiority Complex

>> No.17759862

>>17759808
Oh yeah, women living close to city graveyards would become undead MGs.

>> No.17759869

>>17759314
>Muh master race

>> No.17759876

>>17759862
>All sorts of Ghouls, Zombies, Wights and Liches burst out of their graves.

Now that's spooky.

>> No.17759903

>>17758869
It's even better anon!
Since they aren't real, you don't have to worry about any of that at all! Please enjoy your human woman waifu.

>> No.17759907

>>17759876
I just imagined a Ghoul bursting out of her grave and charging off to go find the boy she promised to marry so she can marry the hell out of him.
Rape is involved.

>> No.17759917

>>17759907
>Look out the window of your house, that overlooks a graveyard.
>Starting slack-jawed as strange cute girls and beautiful women climb out of graves.
>You hear a loud 'banging' sound on some mausoleum doors.
>They burst open, revealing some girl with white hair, sharp teeth, and covered in blood.
>She stands there with her hands on her hips.
>'YOSH! TIME TO GET MARRIED!'
>Points at you directly, spotting you in the window.
>'PREPARE YOURSELF BOY! I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!'

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>>17759907
>What she doesn't realize is that the promise was decades ago
>She hunts him down and he's turned into an uncle while she's still a middle schooler
>He won't stop crying and hugging her while she's gobbling his cock
>It's actually really hard to suck when she can't bob her head
>So she starts gnawing on him instead
>His first orgasm with a girl ends up being a bitejob from his childhood friend (deceased)

>> No.17759923

>>17759918
No, stop this right now.

>> No.17759926

>>17759918
Anon, I was intending for it to have been recent so he wouldn't have time to move on.
If anything he's just a few years older and they're high-schoolers.

>> No.17759936

>>17759917
>Ghoul gets in because Anon was too startled to close his window when he darted under his bed.
>He gets dragged out by his Ghoulfied childhood friend, who slings him over her shoulder, shuts the window and then tosses him onto the bed.
>The last thing he registers before he goes on a one way trip to blowjob hell is her kissing him on the lips and then slowly slinking down towards his crotch while shooting him a smug smirk and bedroom eyes.

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>>17759923
What is it, anon? Don't you like bitejobs?
The only thing that could make them hotter would be to get some from a Girtablilu so she could get pregnant from it.

>>17759926
>he wouldn't have time to move on
It's not true love if you move on.

>> No.17759950

>>17759939
Strike while the wound is fresh and not pedophilia you sicko.

>> No.17759977 [DELETED] 

>>17759950
Faggot detected

>> No.17759999 [SPOILER] 
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The grave calls




Ride out

>> No.17760012

>>17759977
Back to the >>>/trash/ where you belong.

>> No.17760017

>>17759950
There's nothing better than old wounds being healed, anon.

>> No.17760020

>>17759999
Horses are shit.

>> No.17760031

>>17759917
>two young, foolish, goth teens exchange marriage vows in a graveyard
>three weeks later, she breaks up with him, the promises forgotten
>but the dead always remember
>portals open and the undead roam the earth
>zombie risen remembers what she heard the boy say
>she seeks him out and vows to love him for eternity

>> No.17760038

>>17759876
Those who had their bodies cremated would return as Ghosts, Wisps or even Phantoms.

>> No.17760068

>>17760038
I want a friendly, orange-flamed Wisp to hug and cherish.

>> No.17760088

>>17760068
Just don't make too many Casper jokes.

>> No.17760128

>>17760068
How does a Wisp's flame color affect her personality? what if she was a spooky green one?

>> No.17760130

>>17759158
>https://i.imgur.com/j0j0gHi.jpg
Gazer thighs must weigh lots.

>> No.17760147

>>17760130
You call those thighs?

>> No.17760149

>>17760130
wide hips thick thighs shapely butt
heavy in the best of ways

>> No.17760151

>>17760128
Green is the color of envy so you're in for a rough ride.

>> No.17760162

With it being Spooktober I can't stop dreaming of ideas for a Flesh Golem or Balrog short

>> No.17760165
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>>17760151
I just want a nice, friendly big tiddy sunlight-colored Wisp, is that too much to ask?

>> No.17760180

>>17760165
Just make sure you go towards the light after you die.

>> No.17760185

>>17760151
>green wisp is even more envious than a normal one
This is a problem how?
>>17760165
>nice, friendly
>Wisp
Anon i don't think you understand what a wisp is.

>> No.17760192

>>17760185
It doesn't matter if she's yandere and will never let me leave her cage, it's not like I'd ever want to look at anything else than her anyway. I'll just hug her tight and stare into her beautiful amber eyes for all eternity.

>> No.17760200

>>17760192
By those words alone you've probably made her orgasm. Other than that nice taste.

>> No.17760214

>>17760038
A black and orange phantom for halloween would be nice. I'd watch horror movies with her and deal with the adventures when she gets too excited.

>> No.17760234

>>17760017
>There's nothing better than old wounds being healed, anon.
Especially if they're being healed with loli.

>> No.17760246

>>17760200
I wonder how angry she'd be if I broke my promise. I think I'd have to break eye contact for kisses, deep hugs, and maybe even motorboating.

>> No.17760257

I wish we had more active writers

>> No.17760278

>>17760257
https://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Short-Story

>> No.17760308

>>17760246
She'd rape you so hard your soul might leave your body.

>> No.17760342

>>17760308
My soul left my body when I married her, anon. I'm just a disembodied spirit in a mystical cage, just like her.

>> No.17760343
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I want to lewd a lewd angel.

>> No.17760347
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17760347

>>17760343
I want to lewd a pure Paladin-chan.

>> No.17760356

>>17760347
Would you want to shove her down during a Dark Matter bombing and rape her because you think you'll never get another chance?
Would you want her to turn the tables and unleash all her pent up love towards you as she monsterizes?

>> No.17760365

>>17760356
Yes and yes. That's literally the perfect scenario.

>> No.17760384

>>17760347
Paladin-chans are for killing and raising as zombies.

What would you call a Zipangu Paladin-chan?

>> No.17760390

>>17760343
Lewd Angels, helping Heroes on their quest!

>> No.17760398 [SPOILER] 
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>>17760390

>> No.17760400

>>17760365
>"Anon? Why are you doing this? No! Stop! Stop!"
>"No! No! Take it out! My oaths forbid this! Anon! Anon! Anon?"
>"Anon, your face... Are you crying? The Dark Matter is falling... Do you think we're going to die?"
>"Is this your way of saying you love me? That you want me? That I'm the girl you want?"
>"Anon... Thank goodness... Now I don't have to hide it! I don't have to hold my love for you back!"
>"Why do you look so scared anon? Am I too forceful for you? I can't help it darling, you look so delicious~"
>"Hm? Wings? Are these horns? Scales? Oh who cares anon? It's just me and you now. Me and you forever, my dearest treasure~"

>> No.17760406

>>17760390
>"Oh brave Hero, do your best and save the people of this town and I'll let you empty your balls between my big fat tits~"
>"Why are you blushing so hard? I'm an Angel of Eros remember? Just try not to think too hard about your pure white seed staining my big caramel milk jugs."
How long would it take for you to forget your quest and just breed with her all day?

>> No.17760408

>>17760384
Onna-bushi-chan?

>> No.17760417

>>17760400
>Corruption into dragon followed by reverse rape
I'm a-okay with this.

>> No.17760420

>>17760400
>Squire-kun finishes inside Paladin-oneesama while she's still a human
>The lewdness radiation washes over them
>The newly corrupt Paladin painfully rapes the extra-sensitive squire
I guess it could be even better if she had just enough time to forgive him for raping her before the Dark Matter hit. You know, going from comfortingly stroking his crying face to telling him he needs to apologize with his dick.

>> No.17760451

>>17760420
Imagine her sticking her new long tongue into her beloved squire's mouth as she frenches him to keep him from screaming out, her already plump ass made even more lewd by her transformation slamming against his hips as his legs wrap around her waist on their own.

>> No.17760487

>>17760451
Squire-kun will have a moment of clarity to regret his actions before his former lady's lewd monster body makes him addicted to her. In a few months he might not even remember that once, not too long ago, those scales were made of steel. He'll have a flicker of recognition as the former Paladin's suffocatingly hot, almost smoldering kiss awakens hims from a dream of his former life.

>> No.17760496

>>17760278
But I can't write.

>> No.17760499
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>Corruptionfaggotry

>> No.17760506

>>17760499
Better than the spanking shit that someone's been forcing into the thread lately. Besides, corruption is the only way to get Bicorns, Dark Valkyries, and various other demons.

>> No.17760509

>>17760487
Silly, you don't lose your memory when you become a incubus. Though your priorities will likely change to a degree.

>> No.17760518
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>>17760499
I want to get purified by a Paladin-chan's soft, cute footsies! I want her to wrap her soles around my big, smoking, pulsating incubus dick and milk me dry every day until all of my corruption has been spilled into the sand!

>> No.17760520
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Dark Witch Lich.

>> No.17760526

>>17760518
Better hope said incubus hasn't had sex with a monster.

>However, the lust of an incubus who's kept having sex with monsters will not be satisfied by having sex with anyone other than a monster.

>> No.17760535

>>17760526
Of course I haven't had sex with monsters, that'd be NTR'ing my beloved Paladin-chan!

>> No.17760536

>>17760520
She looks tired

>> No.17760543

>>17760536
All Liches do.
If they don't have bags under their eyes they're fakes.

>> No.17760544

>>17760499
I want to purify the Demon Lord
Then corrupt her into a lessor succubus

>> No.17760552

>>17760544
The Demon Lord is already pure, you fool. Only a pure being could bring to life an equally pure lilim.

>> No.17760555
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>>17759485
It was not by my paw that I am once again given mofu, I was called here by humans who wished to pay me hugs

>> No.17760566

>>17760543
What if she uses a potion to look genki?

>> No.17760568

>>17760555

Hugs? You steal mens souls and make them your slaves!

>> No.17760572

>>17760566
Then I'll use a potion to fugg her for days non-stop so she can't sleep and will get sleepy again.

>> No.17760573
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>>17760347
I want to lewd a pure anubis.

>> No.17760575

>>17760566
That's too much effort.

>> No.17760576

>>17760572
Joke's on you, mamono mana gives you energy so you won't get tired by having sex!

>> No.17760580
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>>17760573
I want to lewd a pure Paladin-chan into an Anubis.

>> No.17760588

>>17760576
Well to a point, a single incubus and monster can in theory have sex nonstop but only if they do nothing else. And if anything else interferes with the energy exchange (like what happens when tentacle plants get involved), they still end up falling unconscious eventually.

>> No.17760589

>>17760568
W h A t I s A m A n?

>> No.17760597

>>17760518
Damn guess I'm a footfag now

>> No.17760599

>>17760576
>>17760588
>Gremlin comes rushing to her incubus husband
>"Honey, honey! Ive developed a way to achieve perpetual energy!"
>'No'
>"Whaaaaa? Why nooooot?"
>'We've been over this, sweetie, I can't catch the game if we're having sex for infinity'

>> No.17760605

>>17760597
You were always a footfag.

>> No.17760606

>>17760599
>fuck for thousands of years
>when someone find you and your waifu fucking you fall into a coma

>> No.17760622
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>>17760622

>> No.17760634

>>17760630
Oh no, did she step on a lego?

>> No.17760640

>>17760605
nope

>> No.17760687
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>>17760599
C'mon, anon. How can you say no to that ass (and face)? Besides, think of all the good you could do with perpetual energy.

Take one for science, anon!

>> No.17760697

>>17760687
I don't think she's authorized to be in this area. How did this Gremlin get in?

>> No.17760723

>>17760687
It's not taking one for science though!
It's taking ALL for science! Dividing by zero with my dick!

>> No.17760726

Consider the following:
Vampire Dragons.

>> No.17760731

>>17760726
Gazer Wisp
Mimic Automaton
Liliraune Slimes

>> No.17760737

>>17760726
Wight dragons.

>> No.17760739

>>17760726
Vampire Amazons.

I removed the bad part.

>> No.17760743

>>17760726
Vampire Dark Valkyries.

JANOS AUDRON WILL BECOME THE WAIFU.

>> No.17760745

>>17760520
Is she dressing like that for Halloween?

>> No.17760756

>>17760726
Vampire Pharaohs.

>> No.17760763

>>17760630
Yeah, rip

>> No.17760768

>>17760634
apophis smashed her lego castle

>> No.17760771

>>17760726
Tentacle Hellhounds
Weresheep Slimes
Holstaurus Familiars
Ice Queen Salamanders
Dark Mage Werebats
Mershark Golems
Wonderland Centaurs

>> No.17760780

>>17760745
Yeavol.

>> No.17760781

>>17760588
>Well to a point, a single incubus and monster can in theory have sex nonstop but only if they do nothing else.
Well,
>Astonishingly, with this cycle, not only does the total amount of magical energy not decrease, instead it continues to increase
Which, incidentally, is why
>As far as the divinities and the Order are concerned, this nearly perpetual cycle is something that is in violation of divine providence that will greatly throw off the laws of the universe, and is extremely viewed as a problem.
>You am play gods!

>> No.17760794

>>17760771
Dormouse Lilim!

The Queen of Bedtime!

>> No.17760825

>>17760687
wouldn't she be huge with all that energy pumped into her?
can she even handle all that energy?

>> No.17760849

>>17760622
>>17760630
I too remember getting my wisdom teeth out. Turns out I have a phobia of anesthesia, which explains why I hate dormice.

>> No.17760856

>>17760794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JurGajlyEew

>> No.17760862

>>17760825
If her husband loves her the way she is the energy goes to the soul. At some point the cum starts overflowing too so no cumflation.

>> No.17760869
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Would you a large large mouse?

>> No.17760874

>>17760825
Monster girl bodies are constantly emitting some amount of mana anyway (humans too), any excess put into them would simply drain out into the air around them.

>> No.17760883

>>17760862
>>17760874
The atmosphere around the two must be intoxicating then

>> No.17760887

>>17760869
Not with that snout.

>> No.17760890

>>17760862
But what if you like the last bit?

>> No.17760893

>>17760869
I like her counter-attack.

>> No.17760894

>>17760887
What snout? How can you fucking tell with two pixels?

>> No.17760911

>>17760869
So that's where all the cheese goes.

>> No.17760919

>>17759750
I would worry about my sister, she dumped her husband likely crushing him for a lesbian that I suspect is a SJW Feminist. Lilims legit hate that type of shit and turn such women into cockatrices and other low level monsters. But since I assume anons that waited for MGs are specially well liked by Lilims and high ranking MGs for their appreciation for monsters, I would appeal on behalf of my sister and try to get her off the hook.

>> No.17760920

>>17760890
Well that's too bad for you, the biggest change in shape you're going to get is lolis being stomach bulged by cocks.

>> No.17760929

>>17759750
Well my cousin's in law school, so maybe a tanuki?

>> No.17760937

>>17760890
It's possible but not very large. Probably at best looks like a pregnancy.
Also don't mind >>17760920
He is probably a kink hating autist.

>> No.17760943
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>> No.17760947
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What does one have to do to become a Pharaoh's husband?

>> No.17760953

>>17760947
Just decide you want a bland waifu. She'll jump at the chance because no one else wants a regular lady.

>> No.17760954

>>17760947
Realistically, wake up a fresh one.

>> No.17760959

>>17759750
Are there tanookis that aren’t profit mad? Because my mom went from accounting to teaching to non-profit accounting.

>> No.17760965
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>>17760943
Who is this artist anyway?

>> No.17760973
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I wanna work in an office with a bunch of pretty office lady monster girls!

>> No.17760978

>>17760947
Just be there when she wakes up.

>> No.17760980

>>17760937
>defending /d/ material
>calling it "kinks"

>> No.17760983

>>17760973
that hellhound needs to lay off the bbq

>> No.17760986

>>17760954
>>17760978
Guess I'm going tomb raiding.

>> No.17760988

>>17760973
I bet that Cheshire doesn’t even need those glasses.

>> No.17760990
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>>17760983
She works at a BBQ

>> No.17760994

>>17760980
>caring what anyone calls fetishes
>caring about one of the most basic fetishes on the internet
What next, gonna say spanking hellhounds is deviant?

>> No.17760995
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>>17760983
>>17760990
Who doesn't want a big cuddly thicchound?

>> No.17761000
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>>17760990
Can we get an extra order to go?

>> No.17761001

>>17760994
stop replying to bait

>> No.17761006

>>17760994
What planet do you come from, where inflation is one of the most basic fetishes on the internet?

>> No.17761007

>>17760965
more?

>> No.17761008

>>17761000
I love how big this scrumfynumfymuffincutiepatootie is. Assuming that's a full sized fridge.

>> No.17761029

>>17761008
Take your giantess fetish somewhere else.

>> No.17761035

>>17761029
>big as a fridge is giantess
>t. picked on by fairies

>> No.17761037

>>17761008
See the little flippydoodle at the top?
No real fridge has that.

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>>17761008
Latenight's proportions are a little off sometimes

>> No.17761039

I wish Gauf or Harblador were back to give the abomination stories

>> No.17761042

>>17761037
Ah, okay. Still, I would love a really big 7-9 or thereabouts foot tall Wendigo that's a cuddle addict.

>> No.17761051

>>17761035
Take your giantess fetish somewhere else.

>> No.17761052
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>>17761051
There's absolutely nothing wrong with a girl who's like 7' - 9' area

>> No.17761057

What would happen if you walked into a dark demon realm like this?
https://youtu.be/k_-Lyktkdhw

>> No.17761059

>>17761052
7 at the most, anything over is as garbage as spanking.

>> No.17761062
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Miia and daughteru winter picture from Shindoke.

Really happy with how it came out.
Just just waiting on the three Sookmo pictures of witch Miia

>> No.17761066

>>17761059
W E E K E N D A E S T H E T I C

>> No.17761067

>>17760986
I'm gonna steal a pharoah's sarcophagus and try to sell it on the black market!

>> No.17761069

>>17761059
>>17761029
This has to be bait

>> No.17761070
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Stacked dragons

>> No.17761077

>>17761070
Dragons are slutty.

>> No.17761099
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>>17761070
I really like dragons. Oh the things I'd do to date one.

>> No.17761102
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>>17761070

>> No.17761107

>>17761102
>Horns as ears
>Even more horns on the head

FOR WHAT PURPOSE?

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>>17761070

>> No.17761110

>>17761062
Cute winter snakes

>> No.17761116

>>17761099
>the things I'd do to date one
The things i'd do to be a servant of one, a butler for one, hell i'd even like it if a yan one kidnapped me and simply never let go, ever.
I'm really starved for affection and like dragons

>> No.17761118

>>17761107
To use when fighting for mates

>> No.17761124
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>>17761077
Mere female lizards

>> No.17761131

>>17761107
Her hair covers her elf ears. I'd still smash Alexstrasza like a goddamned freight train because true patricians of dragon fucking know Reds are the best.

>> No.17761134

>>17761116
Man, I'd become a hardworking farmer and mercenery to grind my strength so I can look straight into her eyes, I'd grind dex by being stealthy and stealing so I can make a hoard for myself and so I can sneak into the princess room, I'd become a mage by reading the magic books I stole so I can cast incognito on myself and pretend to be the princess so she captures me.
On my free time I'd also learn cookign and cleaning.

>> No.17761144

>>17761134
Thats one way to make a dragon confused. If it works it works i guess.
I've already learned both and wish to learn more, i might not have a wife to cook for but at least it could be used later in life, and cleaning is a skill few and far between nowadays.

>> No.17761146

Beneath sands like the sea
In a sepulcher as black as night
Our Lady sleeps
But soon the stars will be right
She will once again walk this world

>> No.17761152

>>17761144
Well, my mom taught me how to cook and cleaning isn't that hard, but I just know the basics. Learning to cook feasts for her and me would be great and I could also teach her a bit if she wants to do something for me.

>> No.17761164

>>17761131
>elf ears and quad horns on a dragon

imagine how much teasing can be done,god damn

>> No.17761167
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17761167

Big, plowable snow mounds

>> No.17761169

>>17761131
>Not wanting a Bronze Dragon that can fuck you in multiple timelines at once and can rewind your orgasm over and over

>> No.17761171

>>17761167
The thicker the better.
That insulation will be useful in the coming winter

>> No.17761179

>>17761167
>tfw drove exactly once in snow and it was the most terrifying 30 minutes of my life
I have a feeling Yukis would be particularly effective at capturing me.

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>>17761179
Lack of 4-wheel drive detected.

>> No.17761186
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>>17761038
Yeah, I need to be more careful about that.

>> No.17761189

>>17761179
>Can't handle snow

Snow is easy, MUD is where shit sucks.
A Dorome could capture herself a man AND car at the same time.

>> No.17761191

>>17761189
>MUD is where shit sucks
This is correct.

>> No.17761194

>>17761186
Alls well that ends well.
I bet that little Wendi curls up in a coat ball when she goes to sleep.

>> No.17761193

>>17761186
look at the tiny little wendigo aaa

>> No.17761199

>>17761186
Even after marriage, Whitehorn-san is still a helpful hand to little Wendigos in need.

>> No.17761201

>>17761186
>>17761193
Poor little thing must be worried sick. Can't even say any words yet and getting lost from mama and papa.

>> No.17761212

>>17761186
I just want a baby crazy White Horn to love me. That’s all.

>> No.17761233

>>17761186
>>17761212
You know that one is going to be crazy when she gets home from returning the little wendigo and make her husband go at her until she's pregnant, right?

>> No.17761235
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>>17761124
That dragon needs a boyfriend. It can't be healthy for a virgin to be that pent up.

>> No.17761247
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17761247

You have two choices anon.

Be polite and courteous.

Be a jabroni.

Just a friendly reminder though, she can outrun you. And you never know who has ties to the Centaurs of the Steppes.

>> No.17761253

>>17761247
Grope the centaur!

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>>17761247
Aw man, year of the chicken is coming to an end.

>> No.17761270

>>17761247
>Be a jabroni.
Horses are weak to bullying. This is the correct answer

>> No.17761271

>>17761247
ill just run up some stairs

>> No.17761289

>>17761235
>cute lolidragon with a big ass can't find a boyfriend
It's really a tragedy

>> No.17761290

>>17761169
I want many things. I want my drive to write back. I want something other than disdain for my fellow man. I want my belly full of wine and my wife's mouth around my cock.

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>>17761268
Year of the cock coming to an end.

Nice.

>> No.17761294

>>17761124
>>17761235
>>17761289
I can see her accosting guys on the street desperately trying to get them to take her and make her fat butt theirs, but coincidence and happenstance make it never happen.
Luck level E.

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>>17761294
It's definitely not for a lack of trying that she hasn't gotten laid yet. Probably the fault of all those damn elves.

>> No.17761301

>>17761294
>Start flirting with guy while walking down the sidewalk
>Falls down a manhole while distracted
>Excited mouse sounds from below

>> No.17761302

>>17761233
>You don’t understand sir
>She was so adorable and fluffy
>I need to have a daughter!
Oh deer, of course we can try
>No, I NEEEEEEED a daughter! She’sgoingtobesocute! I’lldressherinadorabledresseseveryday! HernameisgoingtobeClaireandshewillloveplayinginthesnowandherfavoritecolorwillbeblue! BREED ME NOW! I WANT TO BE A MOM!

>> No.17761308

>>17761302
>Oh deer
Ehehhheeh

>> No.17761309

>>17761299
>>17761294
>Completely sexually clueless yet MONSTER-tittied elf is friends with super lewd and sexually desperate dragon loli
>When they finally come of age for seeking men the dragon is ecstatic while the Elf smiles with a question mark above her head
>A month later, the dragon is sobbing at her single-status while the Elf is getting fucked hard by her new boyfriend, with a smile with a question mark over her head

>> No.17761322

>>17761302
Doe in heat! Hit the deck!

>> No.17761325
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17761325

>>17761299
>master1200
Come on fucker.

>> No.17761327

>>17761309
A crying shame that the only dicking she's ever gotten was in a bit of fan art.

>> No.17761335

>>17761309
>On the phone with one another
>"I just don't get it! I do five hundred squats a day and make sure I have the perfect diet for the perfect ass! Why won't any guys FUCK me already?!"
>"Ha- ha- d-on't- worry Dragon-chan! The-There's- plen-plenty of- me-men out there!"
>"Are you getting fucked right now?!"
>"O-Oh! I think you're right!"

>> No.17761346
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>>17761302
So if Unicorns can become turbo degenerates from demonic energy, does that mean it might be prevalent in other centaur species?

Light Nightmare? Dark Deer? Red Wonderland Knight or White Wonderland Knight? Wonderland Centaur soon btw.

>> No.17761349

>>17760697
She clearly tresspassed and need a punishment.

>> No.17761357

>>17761346
I don't think so, it only happens with unicorns because of their "purity" theme. And even then its not simply being exposed to the mana of other women, they can live in monster realms just fine and remain pure, its having that other female mana put inside them by a man that changes their form.

>> No.17761363
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Another day is ending and still no translator anon to bless us with the kamaitachi's enty info translation. But perhaps over the weekend?

>> No.17761374

>>17761363
Kamaitachi, all three with big fat butts!

>> No.17761380

>>17761363
>Enty info translation
What

>> No.17761383

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to say good bye to your harpy friends, they're heading south for the winter, unless you should so happen to offer them some shelter.

>> No.17761385

>>17761380
the making of

>> No.17761388

>>17761374
Tell me more about the butts. Can you give them a slap?

>> No.17761405

>>17761388
Only if you get all three of them in the same motion. Otherwise there will be some VERY pouty faces.
But you can slap them, grind against them, get smothered by them, sleep on them. They love when you use their butts. They live for it. They drool at the feeling of your hand curving around them. They tremble and vibrate at the feel of you pinching them.
They are your buttslut triplets, all for you.

>> No.17761411

>>17761405
I like.

>> No.17761416

>>17761405
The best part is they are a loving, legitimate harem squad.

One one to be an oppai loli, one will be the muscled girl, and the other will be the pudgster, the best of all worlds.

>> No.17761435

I can't think of a girl to write for in Spooktober. There's just too many.

>> No.17761436

>>17761416
Absolutely. They're the perfect grouping like that.
>Musclegirl and pudgster lewdly putting on a show for you, grinding against each other and taking your hands to feel their abs/belly and grope and molest them
>All the meanwhile the Oppai loli is absolutely going to town on your dick, frantically bouncing her tits on it up and down and up and down at a rapid pace, the tip in her mouth as she whimpers and gulps and sucks
Haaaaaaa its too good

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>>17761294
>>17761309
>>17761335
She seems more like a pure-hearted slut to me, rather than the type to knowingly and publicly be piloted by cocklust.

>> No.17761440

>>17761383
I need a fluffy harpy to cuddle during the winter!

>> No.17761444

>>17761436
Using all the flavors is the greatest.

>> No.17761446

>>17761440
She'd be nice and snuggly under a blanket.
And huddling up in the snow as well.

>> No.17761450

>>17761436
I like them too, but for a differerent reason. I like how they attack you.

>> No.17761464
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>>17761438
I don't know what art you've been looking at, but pretty much every drawing of her I've seen says otherwise.

>> No.17761474

>>17761464
>inb4 b&
And not even for glorious fat tats.

>> No.17761484

>>17761474
Fine, ya baby. Not like exposed tits have been fine for a while now. Not that she really had anything to show off.

>> No.17761489

>>17761450
I wonder how much space of time there is between the first two slicing and dicing you up and the third applying medicine.

>> No.17761491

>>17761464
I meant more like she doesn't seem to be the type to be at the "desperate CC"-level of going around throwing herself at men and complaining about not getting cock, and only goes full lewd for an already existing love interest.

Also that's a very nice picture, but inb4 vacation.

>> No.17761516

>>17761489
I'm sure she would enjoy walking slowly to your pitiful, weakened body, before starting to rub lotion all over it....

>> No.17761532

>>17761516
Cutest if its either a wide-hipped or oppai loli, but regardless talks with a real cutesy lisp.

>> No.17761614
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>> No.17761619

>>17761614
The paws on human arms looks very odd.

>> No.17761621

>>17761532
Perfect for spanking too.

>> No.17761653

>>17761619
I rather like it. It makes handholding that much better.

>> No.17761663

>>17761653
It's not so much the size, but rather where the fur stops. Cutting it off at the wrist rather than going up the arm makes them look like cosplay gloves.

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>>17761663
Fun fact: The original image didn't have paws. I had to point it out to the artist and insist on there being something.

>> No.17761694

>>17761679
Weird. Did you give him a reference image?

>> No.17761723

>>17761621
The biggest is for rough spanking.
The middle is for fun lewd spanking.
The smallest wide hipped loli is for cute play spanking that's really more groping.

>> No.17761724
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Post shoggoths

>> No.17761732

>>17761723
So the biggest is for stress relief, with fake scolding, and eventually a hairbrush or another implement.
The middle is for pre-coit spanking, you shouldn't spank her too hard despite what she says, or she won't be able to enjoy the sex.
The small one is for threatening whenever she's naughty, eventually take her over your knees and bare her bottom, but only give her a few gentle slap while she pretends she's scared but is in fact laughing, while you start groping her butt.

Just remember to cuddle the big one, or she'll feel like she's not loved as much as the others.

>> No.17761736
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>>17761724
I'm all about Shoggoths aka swiss army slimes

>> No.17761737

>>17761736
I wonder if shogs would go so far as to replace the toilet paper, tissues, and other such materials.

>> No.17761742
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>>17761724
>"Did you know mastah? The human nose cycles which nostril it primarily breathes through on about a 4 to 6 hour cycle. It will naturally inflame the tissue of one nostril while allowing the other to stay open naturally. This allows clean air to more regularly flow through one nostril while the other handles the dirty air more directly, permitting the human to breathe more clearly and with less risk of injury or disease. Now you know mastah!"
>Master continues to sleep in the middle of the night, his maid standing on the opposite side of the room staring at him after her fun fact of the night that he will never hear
>"Hmhm, yes, silly mastah. Silly. Silly mastah."

>> No.17761743
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17761743

Here's a snek. Do you like her?

>> No.17761749

>>17761743
She's alright.

>> No.17761750

>>17761732
It works best if the big one makes herself the most responsible, taking on responsibility for husband's happiness and stress levels, which comes out as making her a bit of a Masochist.
The middle works best as an overly eager lewdie, who thinks she can get into the real rough stuff but is actually more into vanilla romantic stuff and needs to be treated a bit delicately
The smallest is a cutiepie who loves playing games with husband because he's so fun. Her favorite game is getting her pussy and ass completely stuffed by husband's thick meat rod.
She is a lewd, lewd yet seemingly innocent little creature.

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>>17761743
Horse is objectively better.

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>>17761752
Hear hear.

>> No.17761761

>>17761742
The idea of a Shoggoth talking to her master as he sleeps all night long is very cute.
The idea that the reason she does it is because she's too nervous to make small talk with him when he's waking and conscious and it helps her feel connected to him without feeling embarrassed or anxious is even cuter.

>> No.17761763

>>17761737
They would eventually, but it would be unceremonious.
>>17761742
Silly meido, she doesn't realize I always wake up to the slightest words spoken at night. I've heard every fact.

>> No.17761764 [SPOILER] 
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What do you think of this fish?

>> No.17761769

>>17761764
I'd be her friend.

>> No.17761774

>>17761742
One day, someone's gonna make a gif of this image that winks

And I will shit myself when I see it.

>> No.17761777

>>17761769
Do you love her?

>> No.17761778

>>17761763
>She finishes her fact and sighs smiling
>"...I liked that one especially, meido."
>The whole house literally, not figuratively, literally jumps for a split second in shock before settling, the ensuing silence deafening if not for the sound of heavy panicked breathing from the corner of the room
You startled the maid, anon.
You should invite her to lay in bed with you and rest.

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>>17761743
Consider: birb

>> No.17761795 [SPOILER] 
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>>17761743
>>17761752
>>17761782
Perhaps a compromise is in order?

>> No.17761798
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>>17761795
Nice.
Sharing is caring, and good girls are better together!

>> No.17761800

>>17761798
Who’s diamonds?

>> No.17761802

>>17761800
I can only imagine Mero, with Papi as the Joker and Suu as the dealer.

>> No.17761803

>>17761800
>>17761798

I am diamonds

>> No.17761806

>>17761798
Coincidentally my three favorite established monstergirl characters right there.

>> No.17761808

>>17761803
Damnit I should have seen it coming.

>> No.17761815
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>>17761752
False

>> No.17761816
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Would you like to play this game with her?

>> No.17761819

>>17761777
I love her platonically.

>> No.17761824

>>17761816
No

>> No.17761826

>>17761816
Why would I want to escape from heaven?

>> No.17761829
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>> No.17761830

>>17761819
Could you learn to love her?

>> No.17761836

>>17761829
Awwwwwwww.

>> No.17761841

>>17761829
>French bread
Close enough

>> No.17761853

>>17761829
Her wrist feathery bits could be bigger, but not bad.

>> No.17761860
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>> No.17761870

>>17761750
Makes sense for the big one to be responsable. I bet she comes in your room in the evening, confessing things she did wrong, even inventing some to give you an excuse to spank her very strictly (even if she does actually enjoy it, she won't admit it and will pretend it's just so that you don't get mad at her sisters). Given her height, she'd prefer bending over a chair while you whip her with a cane.
The middle one is into heavy flirting, and will enjoy playing the naughty girl as you take her over your knees for a medium spanking, the soreness turning her on, as she will really enjoy how gentle you are as you're putting it in, trying to not push her too much.
The little one would confess naughty things she invented until you take her over your knees, give her a few gentle slaps, and then bare her ass and gently put it in her rear. She wouldn't call it "spanking", causing the other kids she play with to think her father is actually very strict and mean, not understanding that her husband actually care about her and love her very much.

>> No.17761875

>>17761830
That depends on a lot of things. I don't really like underwater life, so if she wanted to convince me she'd need to try hard and I'm not worth it. There is also the chance that another girl shows up and I end up falling in love with her intead.

>> No.17761879

>>17761875
Make an assessment

>> No.17761886

>>17761870
Absolutely. Meaty loud rippling slaps that redden the big ones fat booty raw as she cums from the repeated contact alone, followed by roughly fucking into her so hard her whole body jiggles. Robust but sexual spanks for the muscley middle sister that precede a loving dicking that gets her moaning and holding your hands. Little taps and fondlings for the smallest that are more like warming her ass up for the very lewd and very loving dicking she'll receive that stuffs her full.

>> No.17761887

>>17761879
She'd probably stay my friend. I could hooke her up with a boy though.

>> No.17761893

>>17761886
If they're screaming in pleasure, you're doing fine.

I still think that anal goes better than vaginal after a spanking, because you get to touch her sore ass with your hips.

>> No.17761896

>>17761887
She wants you to love her as much as she loves you.

>> No.17761899

>>17761893
Once you incubize, you can give them one and then the other.
Throwing something else in between too to separate the spank-and-fuck and the second session with each.
Maybe some leash-play or humiliation for the big sister, some passionate makeout session for the middle sister, and some 'innocent playing' with the little sister.

>> No.17761915

>>17761896
I don't know, anon. Her saying that would make me pretty embarrassed but I'd need some time to think about it and I'm sure she would need some time too.

>> No.17761927

>>17761915
She's had enough time

>> No.17761929

>>17761899
Imagine coming home and they're all in naked apron, making sure to stick their butt out while they're making dinner and you're sitting at the table.

>> No.17761932

>>17761816
Yes, if only to try and escape the spider

>> No.17761937

>>17761929
God that'd be fantastic. There's no way they're not each getting plenty of ass attention as they try to make dinner.
But let me offer this then: You finish dinner, you get some foreplay in with them, and then one of them suggests you all take a bath together.
Clothes strewn on the hallway floor on the way to the extra large bathroom with a bath that can snugly accommodate all four of you in it at once, the water steamy and ready for rocking.

>> No.17761944

>>17761927
Yeah, but I didn't. Relationships with water girls aren't for me, anon.

>> No.17761981 [SPOILER] 
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Any love for this gal?

>> No.17761987

>>17761981
I'm not seeing a girl here. I'm seeing Churchill.

>> No.17762060

>>17761937
I'm going to take a very cold shower because things are becoming hot and unbearable here.

>> No.17762061

>>17761815
Check out that big blue butt!

>> No.17762065

>>17761815
I'm going to molest those soles and shoot it out all over her big butt!

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>>17761815
A Rival Blue Butt appears!

>> No.17762091

>>17762090
Not spankable enough.

>> No.17762095

>>17762091
Spanking is a poor use of butts, they're much better off being hotdogged.

>> No.17762097
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>>17762090
Lala's butt is the best!

>> No.17762101

>>17762095
Spanking is the best use I can find of a good butt, even if it has a long cooldown.

Second use consist of me shoving my dick in. It also has a long cooldown.

>> No.17762105

>>17762101
Shove it in first and then during the cooldown spank her. That way she'll have lotion being dispensed in real time and the slaps get an extra wet weight to them.

>> No.17762106
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>>17762090
>>17762097
This can only be settled one way!

>> No.17762109

>>17762097
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2865597
Reminder.

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>>17762106
I approve!

>> No.17762122

>>17762109
Literal perfection. I'll have to meditate on this immediately.

>> No.17762124

>>17762122
Now consider Rachnee making all the girls do lewd things.

>> No.17762133
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I wish Hellhounds were real. I wanna scritch ones ears during post sex cuddles.

>> No.17762136

>>17762133
I want to stroke a Demon's hair after sex.

>> No.17762228
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>tfw Anon's fridge is empty

>> No.17762272
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So how about them spiders?

>> No.17762273

>>17762228
Would she even understand the concept of money?

>> No.17762275

>>17762272
This spider's armpit is extremely enticing.

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>>17762272
What about them spiders?

>> No.17762280

>>17762272
That spider seems slutty, despite her cute hair.

>> No.17762281
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>>17760737
Too horrifying, too smug
Must not happen

>> No.17762282

>>17762278
>>17762281
I hope she evolves into some kind of actual spider girl.

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>>17762282
Spoiler : She does, for a short while. Unless the manga follows the LN.

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>>17762282
I have good news for you anon.

>> No.17762302

>>17762287
>>17762294
Oh my, I should probably go check for the updates.

>> No.17762304

>>17762302
Not in the manga, Anon. There's still a long way to go becayse that happens.

>> No.17762306

>>17762304
Ah, dangit. Well, good to know good things are on the horizon anyways.

>> No.17762311

>>17762306
Also, depending from what the mangaka follows, it might be short, or longer.

In the original WN, her spidergirl appearance is pretty short.
In the LN, she stays like that a bit longer.

>> No.17762331

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/919131258239590400

Any bets?

>> No.17762333

>>17762331
SHRIMP KNIGHT

>> No.17762338

>>17762333
One of these days, I'd be happy for any of the girl's he's previously name dropped.

>> No.17762343

>>17762331
I'll bet on delicious brown.

>> No.17762401

>>17762331
A Penguin Harpy in memoriam of Grape-kun.

>> No.17762409

>>17762401
>Penguin Harpy
Strongfat cuddlebug?

>> No.17762425

>>17762409
Terror torpedo underwater, moe clutz on land.

>> No.17762429
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Aren't vamps just glorified mosquitoes

>> No.17762431

>>17762280
The correct word is "sultry".

>> No.17762437
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Dark-haired light-skinned Elves are the best Elves.

>> No.17762440

>>17762429
A mosquito's bite is actively 'itchy' in a sexual way to entice you to let her lick at you, while vampire bites are far more subtle in hooking you on it by giving you intense pleasure and then nothing right after.

>> No.17762442

>>17762437
But that's a dragon death god.

>> No.17762443

>>17762442
Those are okay too.

>> No.17762444

>>17762440
eat lots of garlic

>> No.17762447

>>17762444
Why?

>> No.17762463

I need BIG girls.

>> No.17762467
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>>17762429
All blood sucking girls are just inferior vampires. Look at this pathetic fish.

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>>17762467
Why can't robot waifus be as cute as pic related?

>> No.17762489

>>17761860
Is this a WIP?

>> No.17762501

>only 42 images left
>still on page 9
Some folks need to have more self-control, especially the EMG fags.

>> No.17762526

>>17762501
At least a third of the images in this thread have been posted by one person.

>> No.17762530

>>17762484
Because that isn't even a monstergirl. Why are so many shitters posting non-MG shit lately? The Xenos in the previous thread were bad enough.

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>>17762530
You sound upset.

>> No.17762546

>>17761614
She has gorgeous eyes. I could get lost in them.

>> No.17762550

>>17762540
It's more than obvious that you're a newfag.

>> No.17762576
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I wonder how the succubi feel about being generic in a world full of monster women?

>> No.17762581

>>17762530
It's one guy making a concerted effort to turn this place into /vg/.

>> No.17762593

>>17762576

Considering it's their kind who set the standards in MGE, pretty proud I imagine.

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>>17762576
I hope they feel like shit.
Because of them, humanity is becoming extinct.

>> No.17762598

>>17762576
>>17762593
https://pastebin.com/saYcSdmc

>> No.17762603

>>17762596
Yeah, but people would go out fucking dragons

>> No.17762604

>>17762596
Its been a thousand years since the Overlord came to power and humans are still the most numerous race. Plus her plans are to make a new human race, not make humans extinct.

>> No.17762609

>>17762576
Considering the Overlord's ascension enabled succubi in general to rise in rank, increase their numbers, and diversify in form and ability, I'd say they are pretty happy at having become the "fundamental" monster girl of their world.

>> No.17762610

>>17762604
>Its been a thousand years since the Overlord came to power
Gonna need a source on that because I always saw the encyclopedia on Danbooru and the way it presents things, it's very grim for the human race. Feels like a Warhammer 40 000 codex.

>> No.17762613

>>17762596
You're a fine example of someone who knows fuck-all about the source material before posting it.

>> No.17762616

>>17762581
That would explain the big influx of master1200 and booru filename images lately, since the latter was being posted by the guy that fervently defended Xenos and Anthros in the previous thread,

>> No.17762622 [DELETED] 

>>17762610
>Feels like a Warhammer 40 000 codex.
Go back to /vg/.

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17762628

Boy I sure do love monstergirls.
A shame I'm the only one around here loving them.

>> No.17762632

>>17762598
>Succubus angry about being called boring.
Fun read, though it does bring up a question or two.
1.Why would the lyrics to that song be impressive?
2.Why does Beast write well when it involves demons?

>> No.17762635 [DELETED] 

>>17762628
You're a real holier than thou cunt on top of having shit taste.
>booru filename
Case in point, you're pretty easy to spot.

>> No.17762643

>>17762610
Here's some sources:

MGE volume 1 and 2 Preface:

>Many years have passed since this change-

Japanese Q and A: https://pastebin.com/umCrrZqR

>It's not easy for her in particular. It's just that she already had at least 1000 years time to make out and have sex.

>> No.17762644 [SPOILER] 
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Monoeye snek with wings

>> No.17762649

>it's a monster girl thread
>... except that talking about monstergirls is not allowed
Okay???

>> No.17762653

>>17762632
>Why would the lyrics to that song be impressive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY

Listen to this song and Imagine a monster girl singing.

>> No.17762657

>>17762643
Oh, and if you need a source on human numbers, here's one from MGE volume 1:

>As you know, humans are the most proliferate form of intelligent life that inhabits the world.

Keep in mind the Overlord came to power at a time in the cycle when monster numbers are at an all time low (i.e. they had decimated their own numbers in battles to determine the new Overlord), and the current Overlord is usually not too aggressive when it comes to mass monsterization (and regular reproduction is slow for monsters).

>> No.17762658

>>17762635
That's not a booru filename duder

>> No.17762664

>>17762653
Later covered by a Titania

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR0gOEyK6Tg

>> No.17762666 [DELETED] 

>>17762658
Don't bother with that gigantic retard, just report and ignore him.

>> No.17762667

>>17762616
Yeah, he posts images constantly with filenames that scream "I saved this 5 seconds before posting it", and he slips monster boys, futa, traps and furries into the mix all the time.

>> No.17762671

>>17762644
That's a good looking abomination

>> No.17762676

>>17762273
She's a hunter, she understands the concept of "find food, eat food" and the concept of love

>> No.17762677

>>17762667
Like that Nanachi from earlier? And here he is right here >>17762666 trying to play the victim.

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Wolfgirl.

>> No.17762681
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What we need is a turtle that likes jazz music

>> No.17762686

>>17762653
>>17762664
>Karaoke Bar with monstergirls when?

>> No.17762690

>>17762676

UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND

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>>17762686
>you start singing
>suddenly the statue behind you starts singing along

>> No.17762707

>>17762678
An attempt at damage controlling your reputation I see.

>> No.17762710
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>>17762696
anon you could atleast go through the trouble of renaming your images.

>> No.17762713

>>17762677
He samefags like crazy too. You can find an entire conversation he had with himself near the top of the thread.

>> No.17762715

>>17762643
>1000 years
Holy shit, the last time I read this I thought it was 10000.

>> No.17762720

>>17762696
That Gargoyle image is very recent, why did you rely on a booru to find it?

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>>17762710
Nah, too much of a bother. Plus it pisses losers off, so it's a bonus.

>> No.17762726
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Yo KC just released the lamia redesign

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>>17762720
See >>17762721

>> No.17762729

>>17762720
Duder
Dudeski pls
That's not a booru filename

>> No.17762742

>>17762729
Go to danbooru.
Check any picture.
Right click, select "display picture" or "copy link".
Check the name in the URL.

>> No.17762747

>>17762726
Finally.

>> No.17762749 [DELETED] 

>>17762721
>>17762728
>now he's spamming images out of spite
>>17762729
You're a dumb motherfucker.

>> No.17762761

>>17762742
>1300e86b0c16d9b1603634b00e409950.png
> __gargoyle_monster_girl_e(...).jpg
?
???
??

>> No.17762762 [DELETED] 

>>17762721
>I'll pretend to be retarded because it pisses people off ecksdee
If you don't want to get grouped with the fucking retard shitting up the thread, samefagging and posting cancer don't be retarded. For all we know you're just the same person again, end yourself.

>> No.17762768
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What kind of punishment could a mother giver her children?

>> No.17762775

>>17762768
The kid would be grounded.

>> No.17762776

>>17762726
wew, it's fucking nothing

>> No.17762779

>>17762768
Tied up on her bed with multiple rotors on minimum speed in all holes.

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>>17762768
Depends from the mother, and from the era. Some parents kick their kids outside for a few hours, others look them in the closet or the basements.

>> No.17762785

>>17762726
I'm a little underwhelmed.

>> No.17762788

>>17762726
So short...
I kinda prefer Monster Musume's design.

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>>17762776
>>17762726
>>17762785
For the sake of comparison
It was needed though

>> No.17762791

>>17762788
>Monster Musume's design
You mean anorexic stick figures?

>> No.17762802 [DELETED] 

>>17762791
Could you pick up a trip already so we can all filter you? It was already bad enough that you shitposted with offtopic pictures, now you're just being a retard on purpose.

>> No.17762807

>>17762726
I gotta say I prefer how he handled the transitions back around the time of Medusa or so. The exposed hips look weird as hell.

>> No.17762808

>>17762802
You got the wrong guy, I'm not the sod spamming booru images and monsterboy/furshit.

>> No.17762812 [DELETED] 

>>17762808
Sure, sure, whatever you say. Pick up a trip anyway. We'll all be more happy once you'll be filtered out.

>> No.17762818

>>17762812
>We'll
Your posts sound like falseflagging.

>> No.17762825

>>17762807
The hips aren't that weird, at least she doesn't have full on human thighs like some artists have been doing recently.

>> No.17762831 [DELETED] 

>>17762818
Coming from the shitposter who has been talking to himself the entire thread...

>> No.17762847 [DELETED] 

>>17762831
>...
Get >>>/out/

>> No.17762852 [DELETED] 

>>17762847
That's what we have all been saying to you. We all want you out. Just read the thread, everyone is sick of you.

>> No.17762860

>>17762681
Stop trying to make Umi-Osho a thing, nobody likes her and nobody will ever like her.

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17762863

>>17762749
>>17762762
Don't mind me, I'm just contributing to the thread.

>> No.17762870

>>17762860
I like her
I dare say that I lover her!
I will make her a thing! Just you wait!

>> No.17762872

>>17762852
t. the same shitposter trying to deflect attention while keeping the shitposting going

What do you even gain from this you autistic faggot? Just go kill yourself already.

>> No.17762877

>>17762860
Time to add her into my "Girls to draw next" list

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17762886

Fun fact : spidergirls are better than buggirls.
Bug girls? Bugirls?

>> No.17762895

>>17762886
Fun fact: you're still imagedumping for no reason other than to purposefully be a cunt.

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Fun fact : spidergirls eat meat.
Which means they have a limited sense of taste, compared to omnivorous species.

They also get drunk on coffee rather than alcohol.

>> No.17762905

>>17762886
bug-girls is always a good option

>> No.17762912

>>17762904
Another fun fact: this still isn't an imagedumping thread, go do it in /c/ retard.

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>>17762905
Bug-girl, okay.

Last fun fact of the day : ushi-oni were shown looking like a mix between a spider and a crab, but with fur and bovine features, yet they're mostly depicted as spider girls.

>> No.17762924

>>17762913
Oh, and they also have a sword attached to their tail.

>> No.17762926

>>17762913
It would be better for everyone if it was the last fun fact we hear from you during your lifetime.

>> No.17762928

>>17762913
Why the amulet?

>> No.17762933 [DELETED] 

Fun fact : talking about monster girls in a monster girl thread is forbidden because reasons.

>>17762928
Something to do with their backstories as monsters stalking temples.

>> No.17762934

>>17762924
wut?

>> No.17762938

>>17762934
Japanese legends, dude. They're pretty weird. According to some websites, they're often paired with a monster that tricks people into carrying her "baby" (who's unnaturally heavy) so that they can't escape the Ushi Oni.

>> No.17762944
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Oh can I post spider facts too?
Spiders breath through holes on the underside of their abdomen, not through their mouth.

>> No.17762948

>>17762933
Fun fact: it's pointless to feign ignorance and play the victim, when everyone knows exactly what you're doing.

>> No.17762949

>>17762944
I was about to comment on the fact that she only has 6 legs, but then I saw the arms.

>> No.17762954 [DELETED] 

>>17762944
>switch to pixiv filenames
>keep talking to yourself

>> No.17762960

>>17762429
How pissed off would a Vampire be if you ask her that directly?

>> No.17762966

>>17762429
Biologically, mosquitoes only drink blood to sustain their youngs.
Vampires need blood to live, and depriving them from it either make them grow old, or turn them insane depending from the setting.

>> No.17762978

>>17762944
>fluffy spider
What is that abomination.

>> No.17762991
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>>17762978
Perfection.

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>>17762944
I feel so uncomfortable watching that. It looks like someone just installed a puppet on a living spider to bait victims.

>> No.17763012
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>>17762978
>>17762991
Sticc Ushis pls go

>> No.17763021

Always be careful when summoning a demon.
One false step and they'll ignore the summoning, return to their realm or, at worse, break free

>> No.17763030

>>17763021
>"Broke free" NEET demon

I need

>> No.17763034

>>17763012
Ushi Oni aren't really spiders.

>> No.17763035

>>17762726
>book profile followed by a remake
Lame.

>> No.17763041

>>17763030
But anon, then you have either a sloth or gluttony demon lazing about your house and eating your food.

Only exerting effort when they suck you dry each evening.

>> No.17763098

>>17763041
That's pretty easy to solve. I'll just make her drink too much coffee so she's energetic.

>> No.17763106

>>17762596
Didn't know the corrupt elites and a couple billions of useful idiots are all actually succubi.

>> No.17763109

>>17763098
Anon, she's a demon that comes from another realm, the amount of coffee you'd need would be obscene

>> No.17763133

>>17763109
She might be a demon but she's no a coffee demon. When I'm done with her her body would be composed 70% of energy drinks and caffeine

>> No.17763141

>>17763133
But then you'd have a bubble slime of some sort.

>> No.17763154

>>17763141
No I wouldn't don't. People aren't sea slimes so she should be fine too.

>> No.17763172

>>17763154
Are you implying sea slimes aren't people?

>> No.17763192

>>17763041
>>Only exerting effort when they suck you dry each evening.
>implying she'd even bother to do that instead of just propping her butt up with a pillow and impassionately letting me go to town on her while she watches TV

>> No.17763198

>>17763172
Well, they are monster people and their body is composed of amamono mana and water probably. Even though they are cuties it's just not the same.

>> No.17763200

>>17762726
Screw you guys, I'm happy to finally have this lovely lady in full online glory.

>> No.17763208

>>17763192
True, I mixed them up.
A gluttony demon would such you till she's full, and then some, whenever you get back and the sloth demon would just tempt you to fill that fat butt while she watches TV

>> No.17763212

>>17763208
>the sloth demon would just tempt you to fill that fat butt while she watches TV
Just like my Patchy doujins

>> No.17763220

>>17763212
She'd probably ask you to change the channel for her since she doesn't want to move her arm half a foot to grab it.

>> No.17763223

>>17763212
Maybe, but I doubt Patchy can keep you in just through the strength of her bottom alone though.

>> No.17763237

>>17763220
>Hey...
>The episode is over...
>Put the next one on...
>Also put a chip in my mouth...
>Not like that...!
>Dip it in the pudding first...!
>Don't stop fucking me while you do it...

I want her to be sticc, though.

>> No.17763249

>>17763237
>I want her to be sticc, though
Why would a sloth demon want extra body fat they had to move those rare times they actually are forced to?

>> No.17763252

>>17763237
Sloth and stick never go together.

>> No.17763265

>>17763249
Exactly

>>17763252
It's not like she's a gluttony demon that would actually overeat anyway. She might even be underweight from lack of eating effort if you didn't feed her yourself.

>> No.17763275

>>17763265
>>17763249
She also wouldn't move enough to burn it all though.

>> No.17763357

>>17763275
That's only if you feed her everything she asks for. Otherwise she wouldn't take in enough to have a surplus.

So I guess if you want to leave her sticc, you need to ignore her whining about getting more snacks, and if you want her thicc you can just feed her to grow her bust and butt.

>> No.17763364

We've talked about what monster girls would dress up as for Halloween, but what about the costumes they'd insist their husband wear?

>> No.17763366

>>17763364
All the costumes would be without pants, that's for sure.

>> No.17763369

>>17763357
Could, but then you have her whining all day for snacks.

>> No.17763376

>>17763369
That's true. If you don't enjoy it, you'll likely end up with a thicc sloth demon. Even just irrumating her every time she whines about snacks might eventually get her enough surplus to get at least B cups.

>> No.17763383

>>17763376
Maybe, but giving her an impressive set of chest pillows would keep her comfier.

It's not like you'd see what her middles doing regardless, although those hips and that ass may make up for it.

Gotta watch out for when she wants cuddling though, they probably have a dormouse like aura.

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>>17763383
>Gotta watch out for when she wants cuddling though, they probably have a dormouse like aura.
Literally what I was fantasizing about, anon.

>> No.17763436

>>17763415
Yep.
She'd ask you for snacks, hit you with the aura, and then snuggle with you while munching some snacks and watching TV.

Cuddlefucking would be a certainty.

>> No.17763448

>>17763436
>Reclining lotus position with her facing the TV
>She leans back now and then to receive snacks and kisses
>She she cums she just falls limp in your arms
>When you cum she's already fast asleep

>> No.17763498

>>17763448
She'd probably milk you in your sleep.
And her sleep.

>> No.17763504

>lot of monstergirls pics deleted
Huh?

>> No.17763505

https://i.imgur.com/56VcBRI.gif
Is this what raising Wendigo children is like?

>> No.17763518

>>17763505
That's what they do when they're not sure if you brought meat home or not.

>> No.17763538

>>17763518
>"Does Papa have meat?"
>"Meat!....Meat?"
>"Maybe he left meat in car!"
>"Papa! MEEEEEEAT!"

>> No.17763547

>>17763538
The image of anon in a lumberjack getup tossing up jerky strips to his wendigo daughters who leap up to catch and munch on it is cute.

>> No.17763562

>>17763547
>Toss a handful in the air, three girls leap out, snatching the meat expertly while mama wendi leaps into anon.

>> No.17763576
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>>17763562
The girls happily chew on the meat while papa sits with mama straddled in his lap, rubbing noses against each other in front of the fire.
Comfy, comfy comfy.

>> No.17763702

I want to grope my waifu in public.

>> No.17763706

>>17763702
How crass!

>> No.17763711

I want to find a waifu I can spank to my leisure.

>> No.17763714
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17763714

A couple wife commissions came in today, with this bonus sketch too.
http://i.imgur.com/8fdscah.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/QKECSYt.jpg

A little off-model, but cheap and still really cool and the artist was super nice to talk to.

>> No.17763726

I think I'm sinking further into the mofu. Not only do I want a mature fox with nine silky tails, but I also want her hair to be in a long, thick braid so it's like another tail. It'd be nice if she slung it over my shoulder like a scarf when we're cuddling as her tails envelop us both.

>> No.17763729

>>17763726
I want a Kejourou mofu

>> No.17763737

>>17763702
Remember to grope your waifu and finger her in front of a desperate Christmas cake dragon who has no husband.

>> No.17763747

>>17763737
Funny thing is, my waifu is a dragon too. I bet a CC 250 Dragon would get really mad and upset seeing my my waifu and me doing lewd things in public.

>> No.17763748
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>>17761816
If the spider loses we riot.

>> No.17763776

>>17763748
Lala is the only one that should win.

>> No.17763798

>>17763776
You mean Miia

>> No.17763804

>>17763798
No, I mean Lala.

>> No.17763817

>>17763804
Pretty sure is Miia

>> No.17763821

>>17763817
Miia is trash, Mila is good.

>> No.17763830

>>17763821
You are trash and so is your favorite girl

>> No.17763840

>>17763830
But Miia isn't my favorite girl.

>> No.17763849

>>17763776
In the long run, I don't think she can lose.

>> No.17763869

>>17763748
Second panel is the least amount of blush I've ever seen KC draw on a girl.

>> No.17763888

But all the girl's are cute!

>> No.17763890

>>17763888
Yes, but some are more than others.

>> No.17763891

>>17763888
Tenshi solution?

>> No.17763894
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>>17763891
>Tenshi solution

>> No.17763901

>>17763890
I disagree, all of the girls are unique and cute in their own way. What matters is they all have a person in the 3D world that loves them.

>> No.17764059

>>17763891
>Tenshi solution
it's spelled Tenchi

>> No.17764076

>Cold rainy day
>No pudgy, CC dragon to snuggle me in bed

Life is truly cruel.

>> No.17764079

>>17764059
Fuck me, I had it right the first time. I'm drunker than I thought.

>> No.17764082

>>17764076
>extremelly hot and tiresome day
>no dragon waifu to bother so she fans me with her wings

>> No.17764084

>>17764082
What are you talking about? It's nice and cool inside your cave.

>> No.17764095

>>17764084
I wouldn't live in a cave with my dragon. I'd explore enough and sell artifacts so I could buy/buikd a house for us near a village. Needs to be big enough for her hoard too.

>> No.17764097

>>17764076
>cold boring day
>no lusty loli dragon to furiously mate with

>> No.17764101

>>17764097
Never trust a lusty loli dragon.
They're up to devious things.

>>17764082
>Blows anon with a gust of wind that knocks him over
You asked for it.

>> No.17764103 [SPOILER] 
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17764103

>>17764097
>>17764101

>> No.17764104

>>17764076
>Cold rainy day
>No lamia to give your body heat while cuddling in bed

>> No.17764110

>>17764103
STACKED

>> No.17764112

>>17764103
Death comes in a small, but stacked, package.

>> No.17764117

>>17764103
>Dragon Maid
It's trash.

>> No.17764120

>>17764101
If she did that I would put it in her bitt the next time we had sex.

>> No.17764127

>>17764120
Her butt*

>> No.17764138
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>>17764103

>> No.17764139

>>17764076
Pudgy old hag dragons are wonderful. So nice and pure.Not actually pure, terrible perverts.

What species of Dragon makes the best pudgy CC? Besides all of them of course.

>> No.17764141

>>17764139
Ryu.

>> No.17764142

>>17764139
Wocks.
Wocks are the softest and best, although a normal dragon would make a fine one as well.

Haughty, know-it-all blues are best for this thing.

>> No.17764151

>>17764139
Normal dragons and ryus.

>> No.17764158
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17764158

Feed the beetle

>> No.17764161

>>17764158
Play with the beetle.

>> No.17764167

>>17764110
Is it wrong to want her to pin me down and rape me with Paizuri?

>> No.17764174 [SPOILER] 
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17764174

>>17764167
You tell me

>> No.17764175
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17764175

The first of three 3 Sookmo pictures I'm getting for Miia's birthday is done.

It amazes me how fast he is every time. He only gave me the sketches 4 days ago.

>> No.17764177

>>17764174
I'd probably give in immediately.
Either that or freeze up and leave myself open to rape since she'd see my boner.

>> No.17764181

>>17764175
His style is so soft and fluffy looking. He even made a fully scaled snake look doughy and plush.

>> No.17764183

>>17763737
>desperate Christmas cake dragon who has no husband.
If this thread is anything to go by dragon zombies should't be a thing
how did they even manage that long without a love interest anyway? Also wouldn't the required age to be a cc for dragons be way higher than average due to different lifespan?

>> No.17764185

>>17764175
>those two fused scales at even intervals on the tail
I hate that once I see this shit I can't stop seeing it.

>> No.17764196

>>17764175
Sookmo is both a saint and the devil with those damn sketch options.

>> No.17764211
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17764211

Vampires, as proud and stoic as they seem, are timid creatures when forced outside of their comfort zones.

>> No.17764212

>>17764101
>They're up to devious things.
Devious things like being pounded from behind for multiple climaxes?

>> No.17764213

>>17762644
That looks like an Aztec god

>> No.17764224

>>17764183
Most, if not all dragon zombies are from the age before the current demon lord took over. The only way you would be having dragon zombies now is through babies who are probably the rarest thing in the world.

>> No.17764228

>>17764211
I mean, that's true for pretty much everyone.

>> No.17764237

>>17764224
Or any that get emo enough to use the undead shrooms.

>> No.17764239 [DELETED] 

>>17764224
>Rarest thing in the world
>Go to doctor
>Pay money to have her egg extracted and inseminated by my jizz
>Put it back in
>She's now pregnant
So hard.

>> No.17764240

>>17764212
Maybe.
Maybe not.

Who knows what goes on in the minds of those lolis.

>> No.17764248

We need more spider stories.

>> No.17764252 [DELETED] 

>>17764237
Oh yeah, forgot about that too. You can also have a dragon slayer kill one, but that's extremelly unlikely because even a person without a heart wouldn't be able to kill a dragon.

>>17764239
Sure anon, and i can impregnate a normal dragon by cumming on her ass.

>> No.17764258 [DELETED] 

>>17764252
If your cum actually touches her vag it's actually possible to impregnate her.
But this shit already exists and is in practice right now. You need to stop living in the past grandpa.

>> No.17764260 [DELETED] 

>>17764258
>You need to stop living in the past grandpa.
>Planting harvested Paladin-chan eggs inseminated with the husband's sperm into the waifu to get a son
Deliciously abominable.

>> No.17764262 [DELETED] 

>>17764260
Wouldn't the blood the child gets from the mom result in forced monstering and it being a girl from the getgo?

>> No.17764265

>>17764228
But Vampires are supposed to be confident no matter the circumstance, anon.

>> No.17764267
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17764267

How spooky is you're waifu getting for Halloween dood?

>> No.17764268

>>17764211
Maybe yours, mine's not that bad

>> No.17764270 [DELETED] 

>>17764262
Not really, if he was going to be a boy then a boy he is going to be.

>> No.17764272 [DELETED] 

>>17764270
Genders are decided in the womb during their growth, not in the sperm cells.

>> No.17764273 [DELETED] 

>>17764262
How would an XY egg turn into a girl? Intrauteral alping?

>> No.17764278

>>17764265
Nobody can be 100% confident 100% of the time.

>> No.17764279 [DELETED] 

>>17764273
>xy egg
You seem to have failed sex ed.

>> No.17764281 [DELETED] 

>>17764272
Fujo-chan pls stay in tumbler

>> No.17764282 [DELETED] 

>>17764272
With spirit energy and mamono mana there is more than the eye can see.

>> No.17764284
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17764284

>>17764224
Where does it say that? The profile outright says its not uncommon for a dragon to die of old age having never had sex, because they refuse to meet with people and the humans who seek them out try to slay them and so they tend to kill/defeat such humans in self defense.

Of course some dragons do go man hunting, but others simply don't it seems.

I mean why would most dragon zombies be from the former age? Dragons had their own males to have sex with then and they had no pride issue stopping them from mating with fellow dragons. Or do you mean dragons that got slain by heroes before they could reproduce? Those I could see becoming undead.

>> No.17764288 [DELETED] 

>>17764281
Middle School dropouts pls stay off 4chan.

>> No.17764290 [DELETED] 

>>17764279
>Human fertilization is the union of a human egg and sperm, usually occurring in the ampulla of the fallopian tube. The result of this union is the production of a zygote cell, or fertilized egg, initiating prenatal development. Scientists discovered the dynamics of human fertilization in the nineteenth century.
>fertilized egg
>egg
Anon pls

>> No.17764296 [DELETED] 

>>17764282
It wasn't concerning artificial insemination, but if I recall right KC did address a similar issue at one point. Namely if a woman is pregnant with a male fetus when she is monsterized then she will still give birth to a male (and he will be an incubus), but since she was a human when the sex of the fetus was determined it doesn't count as a monster giving birth to a male.

>> No.17764299 [DELETED] 

>>17764288
>doesn't know muh sex chromosomes
>literally doing a tumblr gender thing
>furious funposting
Can't even tell which one this is.

>> No.17764300

>>17764284
I wonder if dragons die out of boredom. Imagine having to wait 500-1000 years just sitting in your cave.

>> No.17764302 [DELETED] 

>>17764299
>Hear numerous sources saying gender is decided in the womb by numerous factors during development
>Now it's suddenly the sperm cell that 100% decides it
>Even Google says this shit now when a wile back it didn't
The times are changing here too, it seems.

>> No.17764307

>>17764300
Nah, they get involved with businesses or shitpost on the internet now.

They're basically overpowered NEETs

>> No.17764308 [DELETED] 

>>17764302
No, dude, sex chromosomes were discovered before WWI.

>> No.17764310

>>17764284
I think it was a kaycee says. But I guess I should change that to "probably" considering dragons live for god knows how long and it hasn't been that long since the DL took over.

Also, the reproduction thing is only because of mamono mana. Zombification could happen with any other desires and also necromacy.

>> No.17764313 [DELETED] 

>>17764308
Who to believe:
>Anon on the internet who says things backed up by Google
>A bunch of medical text books written by medical professional

>> No.17764316 [DELETED] 

>>17764313
>>A bunch of medical text books written by medical professional
Read one of them for once in your life, pls
Pretty sure I'm falling for funposting at this point

>> No.17764317

>>17764310
>1000 years
>not that long
although we don't know the live expectancy of a dragon I think it's safe to assume a number of them died after the current demon lord came into power.

>> No.17764318

>>17764307
Honestly I don't know if I could live there if there is no internet in their realm.

>> No.17764319 [DELETED] 

>>17764316
You are. I'm bored as shit right now and need some sort of argument right now, no matter how stupid.

>> No.17764323

>>17764240
>Who knows what goes on in the minds of those lolis
They probably won't waste much time making it known when an opportunity arises. And it probably involves something along the lines of a naked loli dragon on all fours, a firm grip lightly tugging her stubby tail up, something pushing her lower lips wide apart and bumping against her cervix, and her hearing teasing promises about her ass being next.

>> No.17764324

>>17764318
Take up magic and/or alchemy.
Have fun with crazy pervert based powers.

>> No.17764331

>>17764323
That and she'd probably be thinking about being 'Filled till she looks like she's got eggs'

>> No.17764334
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>>17764267
As far as I'm concerned Zin can draw all the weird shit he likes as long as he keeps delivering the Rans.

>> No.17764347

>>17764324
>get transported into another world where you can be a warrior, have magical powers etc.
>still just shitposting even from there

>> No.17764348

>>17764317
Normal monster can go to 100 and above, so dragons can definitely go way further than 1000. I can see it happening if they were already old when the DL took over, but something like, say, a 300 year old dragon would have low chances of becoming a zombie.
There are a lot of thing to take in consideration, but since KC leaves it up to imagination so everything is just speculation. This is why trying to make sense out of a porn setting shouldn't be done.

>> No.17764352 [DELETED] 

>>17764319
Bretty good job, I still thought you were for real at >>17764279 and >>17764288

>> No.17764363

>>17763714
Man oh man I can't get enough of pear-shaped monstergirls. Exquisite taste.

>> No.17764365

>>17764348
I think some Dragons ever go up to 10,000s of years old and are still okay, albeit yelling at younger Dragons for skateboarding on their sidewalks.

>> No.17764380 [DELETED] 

>>17764352
Yeah, this was definitely a tipping point >>17764302
A real trump voter would never admit to being wrong

>> No.17764381
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>>17764267
>>17764334
>those strong tree trunk thighs and wide breeding hips
>those massive breasts with puffy nipples that appear ready to leak sweet milk at any moment
I will never have an Undead MG with that bodytype and intimidation factor.
Sans the ballbusting shit of course.

>> No.17764383

>>17764334
Zin? Is that the artists full name? Do they have a tumblr?

>> No.17764386 [DELETED] 

>>17764381
>Sans
Pleb!

>> No.17764387 [DELETED] 

>>17764380
>trump voter
No wonder we're full of retards. We've got Lefty/pol/ infecting other boards now.

>> No.17764388

>>17764383
Space Jin/Zin
Has a pixiv and a twitter.
Really, REALLY likes ballbusting.

>> No.17764389

>>17764348
Some Dragon Zombies rose from the remains of Dragons long dead too. Not just Dragons dying of old age alone.

>If only I was 5000 years younger...

>> No.17764393

>>17764388
Thank you kindly.

>> No.17764394 [DELETED] 

>>17764380
>>17764387
It's time to fuck off.

>> No.17764396 [DELETED] 

>>17764386
Have fun with your helium voice on top of having no family jewels, faggot.

>> No.17764402 [DELETED] 

>>17764396
>he doesn't want to get paizuri'd so hard his testicles burst
Anon...

>> No.17764403

>>17764381
I love his art, since I love sinister looking mgs and 2hus too.
but holy fuck I hate that shit fetish.

>> No.17764411 [DELETED] 

>>17764386
>>17764402
Alright, I think it's time for you to go fucking kill yourself.

>> No.17764418

>>17764363
thick

>> No.17764437

>>17764365
I don't know about that long. KC said a Overlord/Mamono Lord could live up to 10,000 years. Given a Overlord is the most powerful monster in the world at any given time, its hard to imagine any having a longer lifespan than that, at least if one assumes power correlates to life span.

Than again, we have it confirmed in MGE 2 that no undead monster of the current era has been known to have died of old age (in the previous era most were weak and short-lived). Though of course given that its only been a thousand years that isn't proof they are immortal, only that their lifespan isn't yet known.

>> No.17764451

>>17764437
So really we don't know and can fill in the blanks ourselves.

>> No.17764453

>>17764267
>Sharp teeth
More.

>> No.17764456
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17764456

This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this what peak sexuality looks like.

>> No.17764461

>>17764456
I strongly agree

>> No.17764464

>>17764456
Eh, needs more tits.

>> No.17764467

>>17764456
Women are supposed to be soft. If grab their thighs, your hands are supposed to sink in a little.

>> No.17764472

>>17764456
The best of the bunch from that pic due to not having a fubar body shape.

>> No.17764473

>>17753884
Minus the harem, that hotdog is basically my waifu.

>> No.17764485

>>17764451
Correct.

>> No.17764497

Tittan-Momens

>> No.17764498
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17764498

>>17764456
>catgirl
>no tail or paws

>> No.17764504

>>17764456
It's the cow girl from that same image

>> No.17764514

>>17764497
>Handkerchief Tittan-Momen
>Just big enough to give paizuri
The perfect stealth sex waifu.

>> No.17764519

Do Minotaurs lactate chocolate milk?

>> No.17764531

>>17764519
They would be top tier if they did

>> No.17764533

>>17764497
Titty-blanket ghost going to molest you while wrapped around you.

Best on a cold day.

>> No.17764538
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17764538

>>17764456
No, this is.

>> No.17764544
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>>17764538
>Ideal female body
>blonde

>> No.17764554
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>>17764453
Just one.

>> No.17764560
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17764560

>>17764544
It's true

>> No.17764561

>>17764560
Do elves like carrots?

>> No.17764562

>>17764560
Sure, shit taste mgee.

>> No.17764563

>>17764554
I need those teeth digging into my glans

>> No.17764570

>>17764497
So long as her body is like >>17764267

>> No.17764571

>>17762726
big improvement imo

>> No.17764574
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17764574

Where are they? Contents been slow as fuck.

>> No.17764579

>>17764574
What did happen to thunderbrother anyway?

>> No.17764584
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17764584

KC made a slight update to Tritonia's profile picture.

>> No.17764585
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17764585

So when not in battle, the armor would just follow your around right?
Would be kinda awkward been followed by a metal suit that houses a spirit only you can see and talk to.

>> No.17764591

>>17764584
Just fixed the right arm a little bit.

>> No.17764592
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17764592

We need more lizardgirls and salamanders doing stuff.

>> No.17764597

>>17764538
I've really feel feeling down lately, never has resting on the lap of a Titania been so tempting.

>> No.17764601

>>17764585
Just your average haunted suit of armor to onlookers.
Besides, you ought to be wearing her.

>> No.17764604

>>17764579
He's working currently on an actual novel.

>> No.17764606
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17764606

Would a griffon hate movies like mission impossible and Indiana Jones where they steal valuable stuff?

>> No.17764611

>>17764604
Like Beast?

>> No.17764615

>>17764606
It's okay if you're stealing from bad guys.

>> No.17764616

>>17764561
Only if they're big and thick.

>> No.17764619

>>17764611
Yes, but ThunderBrother has actually learned how to write professionally from his university. I'm not saying that to discredit Beast, it's just TB is going to have an easier time.

>> No.17764623

>>17764606
I want a steal a griffon's heart!

>> No.17764631

>>17764584
What do dancing slugs look like?

>> No.17764632

>>17764574
Thunderbrother is working on a novel
Beast is working on a novel
YBA's status is unkown
Klaus, peter and losenis still write
And alp lurks

>> No.17764652

Dangerous foxes > cute foxes.

>> No.17764658

>>17764584
Awesome, now the arm doesn't look quite so short.

>> No.17764661

>>17764632
Was vengance ever finished?

>> No.17764664

>>17764658
Now it just looks like it'll snap over a breeze.
It looks like Picolo's arm after Cell sucked it dry

>> No.17764666

>>17764574
Last I checked nobody wants to read whatever story I write so I got better things to do

>> No.17764668
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17764668

>>17764652
Dangerously cute foxes

>> No.17764669
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17764669

>>17764632
>losenis
>Buddy dragged me into some manner of manga making competition for shits n giggles so now I'm storyboarding for him while he drawfags
Gonna be dead for the next few months, maybe.

>> No.17764671
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17764671

>>17764652
Correct

>> No.17764673

>>17764652
This guy knows what’s up.
>Dangerous women who can kill you with a wave of her hand but don’t because she loves you is my shit.

>> No.17764674

>>17764664
Maybe she has literal boneless noodle arms?

>> No.17764679

>>17764668
That’s a loli. Loli’s are NOT for sexual.
Fuck what the Sabbath says lolis are for headpats and protecting from lechers and perverts like the Sabbath.

>> No.17764683

>>17764631
Something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBlB1-EabgI

>> No.17764689

>>17764679
Lolis are for sexual with their childhood friends.

>> No.17764693

>>17764673
I want this with a cosmic-tier power level Dark Mage, so powerful and corrupted her outfit is made of nebula and her form changes on a whim based on her emotions.
She could create whole galaxies with a wave of a staff or submit civilizations to their knees by herself- but would rather just cuddle on the couch with her familiar.

>> No.17764694
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17764694

>>17764679
Lolifoxes are for introducing to the pleasures of mofu play.

>> No.17764695

>>17764632
I was holding out for Klaus and Beast's stuff.

>> No.17764702

>>17764652
Dangerous foxes are cute foxes.

>> No.17764704

>>17764632
I wonder how Thunder Brothers novel is going

>> No.17764707

>>17764689
>childhood friend
I’ll allow it.


>>17764694
Now you’re just a dick who wants nothing more than corrupt little foxes into a life of smugness and degeneracy.

>> No.17764713
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17764713

>>17764707
It's important that they realize the power they wield.

>> No.17764719

>>17764694
That fox loli has a big butt

>> No.17764727

>>17764606
It's cute to see little griffons saying that when they grow up, want to rape a man like Indiana Jones.

>> No.17764733

>>17764713
Self-mofu is sin. She should be letting her childhood friend hug her tail instead.

>> No.17764735

>>17764719
Lolis are for having overly wide hips and overly large butts.

>> No.17764738

>>17764735
But what's the BEST loli for this bodytype?

>> No.17764742

>>17764679
Lolis are for protecting but also for sexual. No better way of protecting than having her as your loving waifu.

>> No.17764743

>>17764738
Foxes and wolfus are good, loli lizardmen/salamanders with them would be good too.

>> No.17764747
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17764747

>make up for lack writting talent be plagiarizing from other works
>apparently from obscure enough things that no one has called me out on it yet
>fear of being exposed as a fraud grows everyday
Should I just confess to it?

>> No.17764750
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17764750

>>17764738
A Loli-Oni, of course

>> No.17764753

>>17764747
>It's eating him inside out
Deserved it tbqh

>> No.17764758

>>17764738
Undead
Automatons
Living Dolls
Mice

>> No.17764761

>>17764747
Then git gud or fuck off shoggocks

>> No.17764765

>>17764738
The kinds who are innocent even though they're open to sex and enjoy it.
So not temptresses, just sexually awakened lolis.
So something like a Succubus or Devil or something.

>> No.17764768

>>17764750
>panties on horn
its those little touches you know

>> No.17764769

>>17764673
This is sorta why I have a love-hate thing with mamono mana.
>all powerful dragon who would be a violent cheating slut if she wanted to
>she would never dream of it because she loves you that damn much

>> No.17764785

>>17764769
Same here, though it makes my heart melt
>Big dragon that can burn down villages and is neigh invincible, one of the strongest creatures in the world
>And she is currently doting on you while trying not to harm you as she doesn't want to hurt her favorite treasure
This is why strong girls are best.

>> No.17764791

>>17764785
>This is why strong girls are best.
No ones arguing about that one anon.
>tfw no cyclops girl to cuddle up with after a long day smithing

>> No.17764813

>>17764769
>>17764785
I like to remove a bit of mamono mana because of this. I don't want a girl to be stuck to me because of magic, I want her to be stuck to me because that's the way she likes things.

>> No.17764816
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17764816

Hellhound kisses!

>> No.17764818

>>17764673
Ice Queens could flash freeze and shatter you into bits but they're just really really lonely women.

>> No.17764825

>>17764816
eh, keep working at it.

>> No.17764828

>tfw you will never be the respectable son of a noble house who gets whisked away from it all bu an uncouth Minotaur

>> No.17764830
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17764830

>>17764785
Amen.

>> No.17764832

>>17764813
Its more or less both. Until the current Overlord most monsters didn't have the capacity for things like love or marriage. She gave them that and in the process they also gained her devotion to the ideals of a permanent pair bond, albeit the individual races are still able to give their own quirks and preferences to those ideals (i.e. those that prefer there to be multiple wives, those that have various conditions for choosing a husband, and so on).

>> No.17764838

>>17764738
>best lolis with wide hips
Anubis
More or less every high level undead
Demon
Dark Mage
Dragon

>> No.17764847

>>17764738
Anubis
Demon
Foxes/Wolves
Baphos

>> No.17764853

>>17764838
>>17764847
>Demon
Devil exists though...

>> No.17764856
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17764856

>>17764853
Demon superseded everything people could want in a Devil
Perfect housewife, perfect body, perfect love

>> No.17764864

>>17764832
Another things that I also kinda dislike is the whole body change thing. I see why it's there, but I find it quite dumb.

My whole headcanon is mostly mge with mamono mana nerfed a lot.

>> No.17764868

>>17764864
I'm super into expansion of various kinds so I'm all about how Mamono changes the bodies of a monster and the man

>> No.17764873

>>17764738
Jinko.

>> No.17764875

>>17764868
I can understand you.
It'd probably be weird to have to inform a girl on your fetishes before extended dating/ marriage because she may end up strongfat, with huge, bigger than head sized tits, or an ass beyond fat.

>> No.17764881

I wish we could kill the shit writers like bollocks and alp and bring back the quality people like YBA and captain

>> No.17764884

>>17764875
Well, in some regards you have to keep in mind that the setting works in a set way, and very very few humans grow up knowing about how these things work, while most monsters naturally know it instinctually. If anything, when the man wakes up one day and his Oni wife is noticeably juicier and he doesn't know what to say, she'd be the one to tease him with 'What, you didn't know?' before pulling his bigger-than-normal cock out and giving him a sloppy blowjob.

>> No.17764885

>>17764864
Well by canon the body change thing mostly refers to the genitals so that they fit with their husband perfectly. Monsters are so alluring that it should be pretty rare that they change in any extreme ways as men are usually seduced into adoring them as they are.

Also, even if changes do occur, they can't permanently change anything that is a fundamental aspect of their race.

>> No.17764887

>>17764881
Alp is actually good recently though.

>> No.17764890

>>17764884
That would be pretty nice.

>> No.17764892

>>17764868
>spoiler
Faaaaaag

>> No.17764894

>>17764884
>When the wife is a huge size-queen
That would be quite the surprise.

>>17764885
I know, but I still find it meh.

>> No.17764896

>>17764881
Neither of those people have written for over a year
This reads like an automated message from a bot

>> No.17764898

>>17764881
Time for the daily shitpost, eh?

>> No.17764899

>>17764896
one of them wrote in february, one of them wrote fairly recently within the past two months

>> No.17764901

>>17764890
>>17764894
Indeed.
>>17764892
Hey, as long as its going the right place

>> No.17764902

>>17764894
Yep.
Don't know if its more fitting for big girls to have it or the smaller ones.

>> No.17764905

>>17764902
I like it equally on both big and small girls.
Big girls because it lets them revel and feel totally filled in a satisfactory way, and gives you even footing with them in a way.
Small girls because the utter lewdness and sexual revelry of splitting a girl in half on your log as she has a mind-shattering orgasm is delicious.

>> No.17764908

>>17764902
>>17764905
Another way Kaimitachi give you the best of all worlds.
>Married to triplet wind weasels
>All three of them are size queens despite their different sizes

>> No.17764911

>>17764902
Big ones would definitely want something that can fill them and if they like it bigger things would get messy realy quick. Little ones liking it are great though.

>> No.17764918

>>17764902
Why not both?
>Taller fatbottom dragon who wanting a big enough "treasure" to enjoy and protect
>Wide hip, Wide thighed bapho being a huge size queen to prove her pussy is the best for any size

>> No.17764920

>>17764905
Yeah, theres multiple good ways about it.

>>17764908
Another option.
One small, one normal, one big, for all versions of it.

>>17764911
Yeah, little ones going full lewd like that are good but having a big one do that so she can experience it would be fantastic too.

Especially funny if its a unicorn and she's vehimately denying she wants it despite frequently gazing at it.

>> No.17764923

>>17764853
>>17764856
Loli Demon >>>> Devil

Superior blue semen demon. Made for feeling up and kissing her pear shaped body and monster parts all over, half-deepthroat half-facefucking with handlebars, and fucking her thighs, pussy and ass.

>> No.17764925

>>17764920
>spoiler
Oh jesus that's hot.

>> No.17764929

>>17764918
That would be good too, although watching that bapho give a thigh job while the dragon dreams of anal would be good too.

>> No.17764934

>>17764925
I disagree

>> No.17764935

>>17764925
Yep.
The other question is if she has an appropriately sized rack to pleasure said rod with.

>> No.17764940

>>17764935
a rack?

>> No.17764941

>>17764935
Well she's clearly a very proper and pure girl with an extremely lewd mind. So yes.

>> No.17764945

>>17764940
Bust.
Breasts.
Boobies,
Funbags.
Calcium cannons.

>> No.17764949

>>17764941
Well thats good.
A girl that pure needs an outrageously sized pair of breasts.

>> No.17764951

>>17764941
>>17764935
Proper and pure girls with lewd minds are almost exclusively tittymonsters.
Their pure, un-acted on lewd thoughts build up in their chest resulting in massive mammaries.

>> No.17764953

>>17764949
>>17764951
Does she try to hide them or is she unaware of them?

>> No.17764956

>>17764935
>>17764941
>Q-Cup Unicorn with her boyfriend who in a freak holstaur milk accident has a huge schlong
>She's pure as the snow and waiting for marriage but damn if she doesn't always get caught staring at the front of his pants and whimpering while a hand roams to the curve of her breasts, which seem to lurch in response

>> No.17764962

>>17764956
The wedding night will be amazing.

>> No.17764963

>>17764953
She is probably unaware of her tremendous chest.
Leading to awkward moments when she's nearly smothering anon.

>>17764956
Exactly

>> No.17764968

Gimme a 7ft. bakunyuu Zombie to make into a Wight godammit.

>> No.17764975

>Pure girls unaware of their titanic tits
My bretheren

>> No.17764979

>>17764962
It would be everything she had imagined- and more. Much more. Excessively more.
She'll be ahegao'd on insertion and giddily giggilng in a lust-drunken stupor.
>>17764963
>Boyfriend is over to watch a movie
>She's laid half on her side and invites him to snuggle up against her since she acts as a sort of natural couch
>Whenever a scary scene comes on she clutches him tight against her chest innocently
>Anon nearly suffocates on twelve different occasions that night, at one point outright having a huge mouthful of clothed boob shoved in his mouth as he desperately tries to break free without offending her
>Meanwhile in these moments she's secretly stealing glances at the rod hidden under his pants and biting her lip, reciting prayers of purity over and over again in her head that her mother taught her

>> No.17764980

>>17764968
That would be nice.
Best way to get her moaning would most definitely be by groping those udders of hers.

>>17764975
It is fantastic.

>> No.17764986

>>17764979
I bet that unicorn wears lewd bras for the day he proposes.
Also that she dreams of giving him a handy, along with mentally debating if it would leave her pure or not.

Not that she'd actually go through with it.

>> No.17764987

>>17764975
The bigger the tits the purer they are.
>>17764979
I wonder if her friends ever try and "help" her.

>> No.17764992

>>17764987
Fat bottomed, flat cheshire that keeps getting her to try lewd things but gets frustrated when she chickens out and that she doesn't have big, fat, cat tats like her friend and a Valkyrie that keeps telling her to do 'lewd' things like hand written love letters, formal dinners, and the like?

>> No.17764998

>>17764992
Exactly like that.

>> No.17765002

>>17764992
I love it.
>Valkyrie acts like a 'cool mom' type figure, saying she knows all about 'Ess Ee Ex'
>Cheshire is lewd as all sin but enjoys their company, though despises when they have to wear swimsuits for events as she's surrounded by the Unicorn's Behemoths and the Valkyrie's slightly smaller yet still enormous chest-ornaments
>>17764986
>one time her hand accidentally brushes against his dick over his jeans
>She's absolutely in shambles later on with her friends, calling an emergency meeting and telling them she's lost her purity
>The Cheshire is elated, the Valkyrie curious, but as the details come out the Cheshire laughs and rolls her eyes and the Valkyrie gives her a thumbs up for being so risque

>> No.17765012

>>17764987
>>17764975
Is there such thing as a pure bapho?

>> No.17765017

>>17765012
they're surronded by all hags 24/7 of course not

>> No.17765022

>>17765002
>"Uni-chan, we'ere here! What's all the ruckus about over the phone?"
>"Yes, where are you Uni-chan?"
>"I'm here- in my degenerate pit of sin!"
>Unicorn comes out in shoddily done dark makeup to make her look like a Bicorn, though it comes off more as a child that got into her mom's makeup box at a young age
>"Whoa! Whats with the dime-hooker look?"
>"That's a fitting term for a lecher such as me! I have been stained! Deflowered!"
>Cheshire gasps and the Valkyrie brings her hands to her cheeks in shock while exclaiming
>"No!"
>"Yes! You may as well join me with Anon, it is my destiny to fall into a harem with many other women, performing lewd acts like the c-c... the See Yew See Kay horse I am!"
>Cheshire's expression changes from shock to doubt
>"Wait, hold on. What exactly happened, Uni?"
>Unicorn relays her 'darkest tale of falling' in which while her boyfriend was holding her hands a sudden turn caused her fingers to brush over his pants on top of his (admittedly difficult to miss) package
>Valkyrie gasps in delight at her friend's forwardness and tells her this is the start of a true sexual awakening for her friend
>Cheshire is too busy laughing her brains out on the floor rolling around

>> No.17765031

>>17765017
There goes my dream of pure and small

>> No.17765035

>>17765002
Perfect.
Hopefully she doesn't get fed up and do something desperate to compete chestwise.

>> No.17765036

http://ecchi.iwara.tv/videos/qkklqhrwehlre3vx?language=en

I want to impregnate shoebill!

>> No.17765037

>>17765012
Probably. Purity is a possible charm point for lolis after all.

>> No.17765041

>>17764898
is it really a shitpost if the thread quality and discord quality would go up significantly without a faggot like bollocks in it?

>> No.17765043

>>17765022
Uni-chan is so cute. But I wonder what would happen if she "accidentally" saw Anon naked.

>> No.17765044

>>17765043
[Panicked, aroused neighing in the distance]

>> No.17765047

>>17765041
It's really a shitpost when the thread quality would go up significantly without a faggot like you in it. It's no surprise you're a discordfag.

>> No.17765048

all cute until the unicorn sees you talking to some whore

>> No.17765049

>>17765035
Don't worry. She's cursed to a flat chest, but also doesn't realize how her fat butt has attracted a secret admirer who is simply not as seemingly lewd as her so he is shy to approach her. But they'll make it work.
Meanwhile the Valkyrie is already married and gets fucked hard every night but just never brings it up because she's a bit ditzy and is still pure of mind despite it.

>> No.17765050

>>17765044
Very cute.

>> No.17765053

>>17765043
Blushing, stammering, a slammed door and a shameful revelation to her friends later.

That revelation being how large anon is down there to their increasing incredulity

>> No.17765056

>>17765047
except if the faggot gushes about chaos girls but doesn't write jack shit because he's afraid of the opinions of a bunch of people on 4chan he needs to just fucking off himself already

>> No.17765059

>>17765049
Wonder if its a rear thats in the same tier as her friends busts.

>> No.17765061

>>17765053
Does she try and rationalize touching herself isn't impure?

>> No.17765063

>>17765053
>"Oh come on Uni, no guy is THAT big, sheesh"
>"I- must admit, Uni-chan, that seems highly unlikely..."
>"No! I s-swear! I-it was like a full summer sausage!"
>"Cheshy, I-I think she's telling the truth..."
>"No way. There's just no way! How could a guy be that big and still be a virgin? I-It just doesn't make any sense!"

>> No.17765066

>>17765061
Maybe, although it would be up to her willpower as to whether she does or not.

>>17765063
Thus does Cheshy begin looking into seeing if Uni is telling the truth or not?

>> No.17765078

>>17765059
It absolutely is, and she shows it off all the time, attracting a ton of looks which she revels in.
Then gets sour and grumpy when people then notice her completely flat chest and snicker about it.

>> No.17765084

>>17764791
Eye can't see why anyone wouldn't want a big girl.

>> No.17765092

>>17765078
Cheshy needs to get herself a boyfriend.
One that's an assman.
But not too big an assman, if Uni is anything to go by.

Would probably suck being the butt of some slapstick jokes because she knocks things over with her rear.

>> No.17765094

>>17765066
She respects her friend's relationship with her boyfriend and won't indulge in trying to sneak a peek for privacy's sake.

...Is what she tells herself for a split second before setting in motion a plan to try and get a peek.

>> No.17765101

>>17765094
Lets just hope that curiosity doesn't kill this cat.

She'd probably die from a heart attack when she discovers the truth..... But not before making a bunch of lewd descriptions of what he could do with it to her friends, leading to many awkward, flushed faces, and Valk excusing herself so she can go shatter her husbands pelvis

>> No.17765127

>>17765101
Its cute if the reason the Valk gets so hot and bothered isn't because of hearing about the size of anon's dick (because she loves her husband's perfectly as it is) but because all the things Cheshy is saying are giving her ideas for things she can do with husband in bed.
He'd be in for quite a surprise when the wife he usually takes the lead with comes home, busts the door open with a lewd heavy breathing and tells him she's going to try some new things tonight in a heavenly yet demanding voice.

>> No.17765133

>>17765127
Exactly.
Would be perfect.

>> No.17765136

>>17764975
What about pure girls unaware of their ass/hips?

>> No.17765140

What if a story in an okiya in Zipangu

>> No.17765147

>>17765136
Could be good, although a girl whose unaware of her hugely thick thighs, extra wide hips, and super fat ass getting stuck in places normal things folks don't isn't as believable.

Good with lolis that want to keep sitting in oniichan's lap and wiggling their rears while they're there though.

>> No.17765151

>>17765127
There's something heartwarming about Monster Girl friendships.

>> No.17765162

>>17765151
Cute/lewd girls doing cute/lewd things.
Stands the test of time across dimensions.
I like this group too.

>> No.17765168

>>17765136
>pure girls unaware of their ass/hips
Lolinubis

>>17765147
>all these superlatives
Let's try to not go into /d/ territory here, though. I like the pear shape and butts, but some people just easily take it too far.

>> No.17765176

>>17765168
You must handle fat and muscle with care or else you'll end up with abominations.

>> No.17765179

Titania seems like the perfect candidate for "Lewd body pure mind".

>> No.17765209

>>17765179
That's practically her main selling point.

>> No.17765248

>>17765179
Well as pure as one can be when they will gently dominate and squeeze orgasms out of you until you pass out.

>> No.17765252

>>17761679
Have a kid with the squid!

>> No.17765253

>>17765179
I like girls with 10/10 bodies that are not aware of how sexy they are.

Baka baka

>> No.17765261

>>17765248
>Gentle dom with a Titania
Everything I could ever want.
>>17765253
All I can think of with that spoiler is a tsundere with huge breasts.

>> No.17765279

>>17765261
>All I can think of with that spoiler is a tsundere with huge breasts.
https://i.imgur.com/XO1AEju.jpg

I guess I should have used bwaka

>> No.17765283

>>17765279
I'm not familiar with this anime, but doesn't she say "bwaka?"

>> No.17765286

>>17765283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HYSyHMINKk

She's not a tsundere though, just a bakadere

>> No.17765294

>>17765286
Well now I know what baka in German(?) is.

>> No.17765317

>>17765294
I'm going to call a german wurm schwachkopf.

>> No.17765320 [DELETED] 

Good night

And don't forget to next time mass report and not post in threads with cancerous shitpost OPs that mention generals or editions or have shitpost images attached, and make a real OP and use that thread instead

>> No.17765331

>>17765317
Call an alp schwule.
Thry are germanic after all.

>> No.17765355

Had a stupid idea for a story but not sure anybody would like it due to ham fisted theme to it

>> No.17765377

>Vampire ends up in severe debt following numerous encounters with a man who was adopted by a Tanuki and her husband as a child
>He tells her he'll erase the debt if she works as a maid for a year
>She eventually agrees after failing to find any alternative
>A once proud noblewoman is now doing menial chores while a Kikimora a quarter her age barks orders at her
>She's not willing to admit this to anyone, but after several months, the headpats from her creditor began to feel quite nice
>All according to plan, he muses

>> No.17765385

>>17765377
I've always seen vampires as old money and tanuki as new money.

>> No.17765391

>>17765377
Generic maledom fantasy/10

>> No.17765398

>>17765355
P'orc fisting is too /d/.

>> No.17765405

>>17765398
>Squealing pig noises

>> No.17765415

>>17765398
Well it wasn't that but I applaud your pun.

I'd probably do maybe two or three fingers at the most for a P'Orc. Fisting is what you do to HORSE PUSSY

>> No.17765434

>>17765331
That sounds like a recipe for disaster. An alp that doesn't know german is going to think you're trying to call her swole, and next thing you know your head is locked between an arm and some alp titty.

>> No.17765449

>>17765434
Getting bullied by a dire alp is different from all this kyyyaa! shit.
How would she even bully a human?

>> No.17765472

>>17765449
By sitting on his face.

>> No.17765485

>>17765434
>moobs
Grocc

>> No.17765515 [DELETED] 

>>17764313
>>17764316
I see talking about monster girls is still forbidden.

>> No.17765519

>>17753884
Do you like muscular lilims?

>> No.17765520

>>17765515
Are you still rumpravaged over being called out for your shitposts?

>> No.17765531

>>17765519
No, lilims are supposed to be beautiful and feminine.

>> No.17765544

>>17765519
Lilims are for bullying.

>> No.17765546

>>17765320
How about you fuck off?

>> No.17765561

What would a Beta fish monster girl be like?

>> No.17765578

>>17765544
Lilims are forCRUSADING AGAINST

>> No.17765581

>>17765578
Put a space between "for" and the spoiler marker.

>> No.17765584

>>17765544
I want to ruthlessly bully a Lilim until she realizes I'm doing it for the attention because I'm a pathetic lonely fuck.

>> No.17765587

>>17765581
I forgot.
Also image limit reached.

>> No.17765590

>>17765587
We reached that a while ago.

>> No.17765593

>>17765578
>>17765584
I want to bully a lilim with by crusading against her for attention.

>> No.17765600

>>17765593
That'll be hard to explain to your other crusaders when they see you not trying to kill the lilim, but just bullying her in odd ways at the end of the campaign/siege.

>> No.17765601 [DELETED] 

>>17765598

>> No.17765612

>>17765578
DELET THIS IMMEDIATELY HERETIC

>> No.17765618

>>17765601
Jumping the gun...

>> No.17765628

>>17765618
Can't say I'm surprised by it's filename.

>> No.17765630

>>17765600
I'll just have to convince them that it's a better way to break her spirit and surrender the rest of her subjects or go one the run before being labeled a heretic.

>> No.17765634

>>17765601
>edition
You fucked it up again.

>> No.17765642

>>17765584
I want to hug my oc lilim and tell her that she is great.

>> No.17765651 [DELETED] 

>>17765634
Nah, I made it just fine.

>> No.17765668

>>17765628
>getting angry about filenames
>on the flip side, saving filenames for the sole purpose of shitposting
How low can this thread sink, I wonder

>> No.17765670

>>17765668
You shouldn't cater to the lowest denominator and let other people order you around.

>> No.17765671

>>17765668
We can go lower.

Worse yet, someone will try.

>> No.17765674

>>17765668
I bet your folders are full of files with names ending in master1200

>> No.17765677

>>17765674
Most of my filenames are just default ones, mostly 4chan filenames
Why bother changing them?

>> No.17765679

>>17765677
Because some people get angry when you don't do things their ways, and so they harass you until you do it "properly".

>> No.17765681

>>17765677
>swoosh

>> No.17765718

>>17765674
>not naming your files in the 8+3 convention
>not running DOS

>> No.17765721

>>17765674
>not giving specific names to your files to find them easily with a search
Scrub.

>> No.17765732

>>17765544
Lilims are for Going balls deep into while handholding

>> No.17765741

>>17765732
I want to build a family with a lilim!

>> No.17765745

I want to make a new thread.

>> No.17765753

>>17765732
Do you want to get leg-locked by a heart-pupiling lilim, non? Because that's how you do it. The only thing that would make it worse is telling her you'll take responsibility.

>> No.17765754

We seem to be hitting the image limit faster these days.

New thread up.

>> No.17765755

>>17765754
It was taken down.

>> No.17765756

>>17765755
What was? The image limit?

>> No.17765757

>>17765754
Are people just dumb suddenly? No new thread until the current one drops off has been Rule #1 for years.

>> No.17765758

>>17765755
The first one was. There's now a second.

>> No.17765759

>>17765757
Making your own rules is against the rules.

>> No.17765760

>>17765757
I know for a fact a mod said a new one can be made when the image limit is reached.

>> No.17765765

>>17765760
Given the last one was immediately deleted, I think the maid changed. Or a janny is being dumb.

>> No.17765770

>>17765765
I was unaware. That said, I don't really want to wait hours without new images.

>> No.17765773

>>17765760
I remember that
I also remember quite a few people hating that
new rule

>> No.17765783

>>17765773
Why the reddit spacing?

>> No.17765791

>>17765783
sorry, my phone is fucking with me

>> No.17765796

>>17765791
>posting from a phone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7SNi5BVryw

>> No.17765802

>>17765796
Does rhis trigfher you?

>> No.17765807

>>17765796
House internet is fucked and I don't want to burn data with the tether.

>> No.17765809

wake me up when weekend thread is over

>> No.17765815

>>17765809
Too late they already started another one.

>> No.17765828

>>17765815
It's pretty cozy over there friendo.

>> No.17765830

Why are elementals so underutilized?

>> No.17765833

>>17765796
>tfw I post from my phone like 80 percent of the time
Being a security guard is hard work I tell you what.

>> No.17765838

>>17765833
Having a job is already pretty cozy.

>> No.17765847 [DELETED] 

>>17765838
>pretty cozy
I’m sorry, what?

>> No.17765882

It sucks needing to wait decades to get a daughter, but it really helps prevent planet Gideon situations, what with century long lifespans.

>> No.17765923

>>17765838
Being a security guard isn’t hard work, but it isn’t cozy either, I’ve spent so many nights in a frozen security post with nothing but the twelve layers of clothing I was wearing and a tv to divert my attention away from being so cold. I’ve got a barrel behind the place I work so that when it gets really cold I can make a fire and warm up.
I’ve dreamt many nights of training a rookie White Horn to help me guard the factory I work at. Every time it ends in gentle paizuri

>> No.17765941

>>17765923
What is the standard protocol if a blizzard moves in with a shadowy antlered figure appearing in the distance?

>> No.17765946

>>17765833
>tfw paul blart hospital cop
>tfw surrounded by cute nurses all night
>tfw you don't get paid enough
>tfw you've been assaulted several times

>> No.17765970

>>17765946
>hospital security
Oh fuck y’all should get hazard pay. I just sit out in a guard shack for 12-20 hours a day.

>>17765941
Find an engagement ring.

>> No.17765991

Such a shame. I enjoyed the first but this one is pretty lackluster. Scyllas and Krackens are still pretty great though. I would download the app. Would you?
https://e-hentai.org/g/1123547/495e861e27/

>> No.17766045

>>17765970
Yeah it's a shame. I like the job but it just does not pay well for what we have to deal with. I saved a guys life once and I got a $150 bonus. Meanwhile my friend pumps gas and got a $1600 bonus. Shit isn't fair, man.

>> No.17766249

>>17765991
>Gangbangshit
Disgusting.
That app takes all the fun out of corruption too.

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