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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.17778303
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Please take a brief moment to appreciate writefish.

>> No.17778305

I like tigers

>> No.17778313

Fire Mouse! Serving up hot food!

>> No.17778356
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>You will never date a Lich who cosplays

>> No.17778357

Maids are olev

>> No.17778359
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Reposting Anya here because people need to remember her and the ideals she represents.
And the zero-G sex with the little ensign, that too.

>> No.17778361

>no edition

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Hey, gazerfag, are you here? Have you seen this gazer or you are the one who requested it as usual?

>> No.17778372

>Your Lich girlfriend can roleplay as any character.
>Kuudere domination as 2B.
>Yandere rape as Kiara Sesshouin
>Masochistic doggystyle as Ryona
>Mayadere bondage as The Baroness
>But the one thing that can actually fluster her is handholding sex under the covers with neck kissing as herself.

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What with the slime, by the way? I don't remember the beholders drooling or something.

Sounds nice.

>> No.17778385

>What with the slime,
It's liquid mamono mana, I thought profile says so? Or it was in q&a

>> No.17778387

Ha, it's specific to the setting. I thought it was a beholder thingy that I forgot.

>> No.17778393

>Tell your Lich girlfriend you want to have sex with her tonight.
>"Affirmative, this unit is designed to accept human seed for the sake of pleasure. Please lay on the bed and wait for me."
>"Ara? You don't want to do it with 2B? Then perhaps you wish to be given the pleasure of Heaven's Hole?"
>"Not Kiara either? Then how about you bend over your cute little cumdump and pump her ass until she's too cock drunk to make you stop?~"
>"Not even Ryona? Then perhaps you'd prefer being tied up and ravaged by Cobra's Baroness?"
>"No? Anon, I'm confused. Who do you want?"
>"...What? ...Me? You want to have sex with just me? I-i-i don't know anon, wouldn't you rather one of my costumes?"
>"C-c-c-cute? Who are you calling cute anon?"
>"Eh? My emotions overloading my Phylactery are cute to you?"

>> No.17778394

I wonder how far she'd go to make her cosplay as authentic as possible.

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I hope otherworldly eldritch horrors invade the real world. They must be really nice.

>> No.17778398

>get so much into cosplay she's no longer able to do it normally
That's strangely cute too.

I don't know much about liches, but with their powers, they should be able to possess anything. So she can make some kind of flesh golem and possess it.

>> No.17778399

Shapeshifting magic or temporary potions to make it perfect.
Sometimes she might even let you stick it between her tits as she takes a breast augmenting potion for when she's Ryona so you can "ravage her as she transforms".

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Someone rescue that poor Fairy

>> No.17778403

I'd prefer Miyabi, but that's just fine.

>> No.17778404

>Shapeshifting magic or temporary potions
... Yes, that does sound a lot less complicated than creating a new body and using a possession spell.

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>> No.17778418

Cammy Lich.

>> No.17778424

Sometimes all a Lich wants to do is dress up in a skanky outfit and have her boyfriend give her rough anal for a couple hours.

>> No.17778429

>have her boyfriend give her rough anal for a couple hours
What, the sex should last two hours, or it should have her walking funny for two hours?

>> No.17778438

Sex should last two hours minimum and she won't even walk funny no matter how hard you fuck her ass.
She will walk with a saunter that shows it off.

>> No.17778439

I'd like to see a whole doujin about that.

Including all the set-up and preparations, and the afterward. And also because I have a butt fetish.

>> No.17778476

why is that importat?

>> No.17778482

It means more posts whining about it, and thus reaching the autosage quicker and thus having more threads.

>> No.17778502

The best way to amuse an old Dragon is by having her give you a guided tour of her hoard and tell you the story behind her favorite items.

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>> No.17778576

>Fringe too straight
>Floating hair
>Pointy shoulders
0/10 wud nut nut

>> No.17778589

>Floating hair
Oh fucker, I didn't notice it until you pointed it out.

>> No.17778622

As it should be

>> No.17778667

Is there anything more pride crushing than being spoon-fed cake by your Titania onee-san?

>> No.17778670

Trying to dominate a hellhound and ending up getting spanked by her.

Yeah, I'm a bit traumatized.

>> No.17778672

Her making you ask for it

>> No.17778925

The hardest part would be not sleeping, but there is also a trick for that.
I'd just stare at her ass and tits and let the lower head take control if I'm getting sleepy. That should probably do the trick.

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*unsheathes sword*
*teleports behind you*
>nothing personel, kid

>> No.17779011

World's happiest stabbing.

>> No.17779035

I want to comfort a jink who is insecure about her lack of femininity.

>> No.17779042

That's only one letter off from chink, how would Jinkos react to racist Chinese stereotypes?

>> No.17779043

Two, why I typed one I'll never know.

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ded tred

>> No.17779141

You know what's not dead? My love for waifu.

>> No.17779142

Where's it from?

>> No.17779145

Swaying like that really makes me want to fuck a cat doggy style. Guess she knows what she's doing.

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>not wanting MG waifus with a milion varieties and archetypes

5 Centaur party is the strongest and most enjoyable to be around.

>> No.17779156

That model looks like ass desu.

>> No.17779158

>EMG girls
The MGE already has multiple varieties of girls present in the various subspecies.

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Anon I didn't feel like making a collage.

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>"Oh? There's a penalty for trespassing on the lands of the silver foxes, you know."

>> No.17779184

They're not that bad

>> No.17779192
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>Did you miss me?

>> No.17779202

Say what you want about EMG Centaurs but damn they're cute. Would adventure with.

>> No.17779218

Heavyweight seems to be extremelly nice. I'd love to befriend one.

>> No.17779223

Thank you, I hadn't seen it yet, but believe it or not, it's actually kinda hard to tell whether or not I had anything to do with seemingly random pictures of her that people draw. Do you know who the artist is?
That said, it seems like it's an inktober/spooktober/draw monstergirls this month kinda thing so probably not very me-related.

But for example, I didn't know I had anything to do with this one until I looked into it more and noticed I'd talked to the guy on pixiv a while ago

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Mechanical Kunoichi.

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>> No.17779265

I hope she's into facesitting and anal.

>> No.17779271

Oh yeah no, definitely just a random picture then.
Nice to see every once in a while.

Also it baffles me how bad tumblr's search function is considering it doesn't showing up at all in any search.

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Would you travel with the chosen Undead?

>> No.17779278

I'd kill three or four bosses with her.

>> No.17779283

Those are some big thighs.

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Just the way I like it.

>> No.17779308

Why would it show up if the guy doesn't use gazer or mge hashtags

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How long is too long?
There has to be a point where the radar dishes attached to your head prevent normal things like sleeping on a regular bed or not getting your ear hair caught in ceiling fans.

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Stop right there, criminal scum!

>> No.17779325

Would plug into her socket.

>> No.17779331

I want a fox with tits, ears, tail and ass bigger than an oni. She must be a strong fat loli too.

>> No.17779334

Sometimes tagged posts don't show up and sometimes posts show up based on text in the post itself rather than the tags, I'm not sure what is a feature and what is a bug with that website.

>> No.17779338

Great, now I can only see a fox that's like a ragdoll of secondary features on a tiny frame.

>> No.17779360

>I’m too ancient for this shit

>> No.17779362

Sexy lightning weasel. Would ground myself real good and then turn the tables on her.

>> No.17779365

There's a small group of guys at a bar, causing all kinds of trouble for the poor monstergirls trying to enjoy a good drink.

"Hey toots, can I get a handful of that mofu?"
"Nice wings, babe. They sensitive?"
"What else can you do with that tail"
"Holy, shit, those are some big tits!"

Suddenly, a bulky blue oni bursts forth from the restroom. Her mildly flush face indicates that she is drunk, but her posture and scowl demand a fight. "Oi." She speaks like thunder. "Don't you think it's a bit shameless to pick up women that you'll only spend the night with?"

"Ehhh?" One of the scoundrels saunters up to her. "What makes you say that, tough guy?" He prods her abs with a finger. "It's in a guy's nature to sleep around. Buzz off, tomboy."

She smacks his hand away with enough force to knock him off balance. "One woman is enough for any man."

"Hey, are you tryna start a fight?" He grumbles.

The oni points a finger in his direction. "You are... already wed."

"H-huh?!" He checks his left ring finger. Sure enough, there's a wedding band, and it's on tighter than a corset on a Holstaur.

>> No.17779371

What's the lesson here?

>> No.17779408

Don't sleep around, settle down!

>> No.17779411
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Fluffy shuten

>> No.17779412

Words to live by.

>> No.17779420

When will banana get the mofu treatment?

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This guy does pretty good stuff for 20-30~ bucks
Though it looks like he doesn't have open commissions at the moment

>> No.17779425

Any Shuten is a good Shuten.

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>> No.17779488

Have a link to an uncensored version?

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Could an Automaton discovered and trained by Kunoichi ninja better than them?

>> No.17779606

>freeing a dragon
Good, no one should be forced into slavery. Unless theyre into that

>> No.17779611

Now I want to post that Pixiv comic about a guy buying a black dragon loli from slavery.

>> No.17779623

What's the story here?

Looks more like a demon that a dragon to me though, with the black sclera and lack of earfins.

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>Last year my brother got me Volume 1 as a gift for when I turned 19
>No fucking idea how he figured out I liked this kinda stuff
>This year he bought volume 2 as a birthday gift when I turned 20
I have no idea how to feel.
But I got the book so that's nice.

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Demon got sealed for some reason. Some Anon frees her.

Why would one do this?

>> No.17779640

Like in that Siren movie?

>> No.17779653

What are those diagonal paper things called? I’ve seen them before at the end of a stick.

>> No.17779660

Reimu Boo-Boo Bandages

>> No.17779664

I want to get raped into submission by a sexy ninja

>> No.17779665

Possibly someone thought she was a threat? Or someone had a personal grudge?


>> No.17779666

Shrine maidens' fuck you stick.

>> No.17779675

>Why would one do this?
Depends on the time, before or after current overlord, if they were sealed after than its screwed up.

Remember anons, always unseal everything, you never know what or who could find! Just be aware of their slightly overbearing tendencies, theyve been alone for quite some time!

>> No.17779680

That's not in English right? Last I checked we still had untranslated extra pages

>> No.17779681


How thick do you like your slime girls?

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>> No.17779689

Just free her while she's sleeping and run away. Make sure to not leave your scent, foot marks and fingerprints behind either.

>> No.17779695

Oh yeah speaking of translations, is that one adventure game /still/ not translated? I bet the guys who told other side it was getting official English we're full of it

>> No.17779702

>and run away
Why would you run from her? She hasnt seen the sun in... gods who knows how many years! You should try to help jer.

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It's the English translation. Everything looks to be in it.

I love the Lich lewd too: https://i.imgur.com/lthlVyO.jpg

>> No.17779707

Holy fuck, I didn't know this happened. Do you mind posting the setting pages somewhere? Or at least the Eros one

>> No.17779711

I have to go and make food right now, but I can post them once I come back if you want to.

>> No.17779712

Yes please, I'm surprised it's not up on the wiki already

>> No.17779727

Not that I can remember. Or the dragon world guide book. Or those other new pages of scans up on sad panda

>> No.17779750

Maybe I spaced on it, but did we ever get info on the Fire Regions posted here?

>> No.17779752

I think the wiki is a little jumpy about hosting official translations.

Surprised no one's scanned it and put it up on sadpanda though, the raws and gook translations are on there but no English for volume 1 or 2.

>> No.17779754

The English version was released about a month ago.

>> No.17779759

Yeah I'm pretty surprised to. Then again I have no idea how long it's been out for since I haven't been around.
At least we'll have something new to talk about, even if we have to take it with a grain of salt given how ss translations tend to go.

>> No.17779760

Ah fug. Was there any buzz about it down here or did it go unnoticed for the most part?

>> No.17779769

No one has complained about the translation of MGE2 yet as far as I know. I have the book myself and haven't seen anything that appears to be wrong or anything.

Yeah, people talked about it for a few days, not as big hype as the when the first book hit the shelves however.

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>Not wanting a Nightmare for a wife

>> No.17779774

I just mean the like one or two little things we saw in mge1. So if we see something kinda weird and out of place in 2 we can chalk it up to that

>> No.17779779

horse pussy

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>> No.17779793

>not wanting to go on a banging dream adventure

It would be like a real adventure except you can't die or be captured by Druella.

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>> No.17779802

Meh Nightmares are nice. But I like bipedal monsters more.
Now if a Nightmare or Centaur could be bipedal I’d wife that up in a heartbeat.

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I'd wife a nightmare in a heartbeat.

>> No.17779843

How big is too big ?

>> No.17779846

Depends on the context

>> No.17779860
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Anything beyond 7ft.
Unless you're referring to something else entirely.

>> No.17779861

My fetish for the various lower parts of the body are to great to allow me to enjoy mixed creatures like that

>> No.17779876

>that doujin
Unf. What I wouldn't give for a girl like that.

>> No.17779885

All the girls in his doujins are high tier.

>> No.17779921

Delet this.

>> No.17779936

Hokuto no Ken but it's a blue oni fighting a bicorn to prove that monogamy is the superior wife-fu to polygamy

>> No.17779946

Anything more than 2 feet taller than your height. Unless you're into that /ss/ roleplay stuff.

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Okay, I did 3 and there are 10.


Things I covered with this:
>Goddess of love (Eros)
>The noble capital of the undead
>The lost kingdoms of the desert

Things I didn't cover:
>The overlord's army and their extrimists
>The realm of fire
>The realm of ice
>The god of wine
>The wondrous lands of wonderland
>The kingdom ruled by cats, for cats
>The continent enshrouded in mist
>The ethereal lands of Zipangu
>The exotic hospitality of Ryugujo

>> No.17779963

>4chan re-flipped my pic
Alright then.

>> No.17779980

>"Embrace love, live in love, and love will save you."
Doesn't mention Shrek though.

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>The kingdom ruled by cats, for cats

>> No.17779998

Cute kitty cat.

>> No.17780004

Fun fact : cats like spankings.

They also like to be jerks, but that's another story.

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>Other than the snake, which would appear now and then as the messenger of the [sun] god...
Maybe that's what the snake in the Pharaoh profile is then? Maybe after the monsters came, the desert sun god lost their power, and its snake messenger decided to keep serving the Pharaoh's as a pet of sorts.

>> No.17780022

Cat girls like it when you rub their butt, spanking can make them rape you.

>> No.17780024

Yes, and...?

>> No.17780031
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She'll make all your dreams come true anon...

Like that one about Wonderland Centaurs.

>> No.17780048

Pharaoh wives are great. I want to become the "slave" for one, and have her use her voice to make me do lewd and embarrasing things. Like tying me to a chair and forcing me to service her after a long days work of dealing with the terrors of beuracracy! The best part is, her divinity means she's not only raping you, but also cleansing your soul with divine light from Horus itself. Must feel amazing.
I want to have a staring contest with snek.

>> No.17780055

>She'll make all your dreams come true anon..
Even that one I had where I'm fighting a machine gun motorcycle bear and a flame thrower cowboy riding a t-rex?

>> No.17780056

All of them? Because that one NTR dream I had that made me feel like shit for the entire day isn't something I want to become real.

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More undead and this one needed love very badly

>> No.17780068

Describe it

>> No.17780069

She'd barge into your bad dream and banish it so she can cuddle you in real life and your dream and make you feel better.

>> No.17780093
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Always that one guy I tells ya...

>> No.17780099

Had an anubis wife, a tentacle girl raped her in front of me while saying cruel things, I don't remember too many of the details since it was a while back now but it still disgusts me.
>nightmare bursts into the dream and cuts down the tentacle
I'd love her instantly.

>> No.17780108

Is this still technically necrophilia? Because I think I'm gonna paizuri that corpse.

>> No.17780115

>tentacle girl
Eh I'm not sure I would consider that ntr
That's kind of hot

>> No.17780116

>Extremely clingy ancient "evil"
Sounds really appealing to me. The initial unsealing might cause a bit of a fright, though, which may lead to fleeing in terror.

>> No.17780117

Living in a crypt with a girl like that could be comfy in a way. Undead are love.

>> No.17780127

Zombies need more love.

>> No.17780128


reminder that if you turn a zombie into a wight through hugging her alone she'll be obsessed with hugging you despite her noble mannerisms

>> No.17780135

The low rate of DE exchange in that case means it would take decades.
I don't think anyone is willing to blue ball themselves that hard.

>> No.17780153

Feet look uncanny as always I see,

>> No.17780166

I'd rather a Dairy Breed

>> No.17780168

But what if she was a Nightmare Dairy breed?

>> No.17780171

I'm not into the dream stuff

>> No.17780181

Dairy Breed centaurs must be so gentle and warm, both in the figurative and literal sense. Her voice never going above a gentle low volume, her tits never going below a bursting fullness.
She’d be so motherly, she’d fantasize of nothing more than nursing you against her bosom for hours and hours as she strokes your head in the middle of a calm field.

>> No.17780187

Me neither, but I like her shy personality too much to really worry about it that much.

>> No.17780193

Just cum on yourself, sweat and maybe even bleed a little to increase the exchange.

>> No.17780195

I wanna be a dog catcher in the city of MGC!
I’ll take all the orphan canine girls off the streets and give them a good home to be in for a little bit before a family adopts them.

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what is Lamia cooking like?

>> No.17780206


Not to mention embracing you when you fall asleep from drinking enough of her milk, putting your head between her huge breasts.

You'd probably get plenty of nursing handjobs from her too, which would be done at a calm and gentle pace.

>> No.17780213

Dairy Nightmares

>> No.17780217

Lots and lots of eggs.

>> No.17780219

Do I have to eat all of them?

>> No.17780220

I bet her calm and gentle hand motions combined with her warm sweet milk and words of relaxing encouragement would bring out the most in her partner. Just calm de-stressing talk where she says to just relax and let what happens happen, not to worry about lasting or anything like that, just enjoy the moment and be comfortable.
It’d be a veritable explosion with all those things combined. And then when you’re dehydrated after, she’s smile and gently move your head to her other breast to rehydrate before you fall asleep, as she wipes her hand and your torso off then pulls your head in between to sleep for hours against her pillows.

All while she smiles and thinks how happy she is to share these moments with you, her love.

>> No.17780224

That sounds like a covert operation name by the Sabbath to make young men have bad dreams about huge tits or something.

>> No.17780225
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Only dogs? What about them delinquent cats?

>> No.17780228

Don’t worry anon, she show you how to unhinge your jaw for the really big ones too!

>> No.17780231

Then it backfires and Sabbath is proven to be nothing more than a bunch of Saturday Morning Cartoon villains.

>> No.17780232

I’m allergic to cats.

>> No.17780241
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Even well-groomed, studious cats?

>> No.17780248

Why is anon so threatened by yuri?

>> No.17780249

>ask Dairy Breed gf to trot towards you
>she puts her hands on her hips and feigns annoyance but then cutely giggles and closes her eyes
>dramatically and very showman-y trots over to you with her hands stretched out to her sides
>the cacophony of movement of her bodacious tits is like a symphony of boobflesh conducted by one of the masters
>distracted when she finally reaches you and playfully bumps her chest into you, knocking you over
>she just shyly giggles and reaches out her hands in a “welcome home” expression to her chest

>> No.17780253

You'll do the others at one point or another right?

>> No.17780261

Yeah, I'm just really lazy right now. Trying to get a good pic with only my mobile camera is annoying.
I'll do the rest eventually.

>> No.17780268

Just making sure
Kinda odd how little noise has been made in regards to translation of new material in general honestly. Makes me worry we aren't going to get world guide 3 even when it does come out

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spoopy zombie

>> No.17780274

>Makes me worry we aren't going to get world guide 3 even when it does come out
That all comes down to sales. If KC makes a profit on MGE 2 he will most likely have MGE 3 translated as well.

>> No.17780277

Yeah but they'll likely do one and two first. Seeing as how MGR kinda holds off on translating things that are getting official translations that means it could easily be over two years before we see the english of world guide three

>> No.17780282

Ochimushas are top tier wives.

>> No.17780288

But could they fend off a Kunoichi who attempts to “assassinate” their lord in the dead of night?
Would they share in the end or fight to the undeath?

>> No.17780301

>Posting that piece of shit's daughter

>> No.17780303

Can't you just, you know, NOT be a pride-less, spineless coward?

>> No.17780306

They are okay.

>> No.17780310

The abandoned shrine on that land was just begging to be explored. I couldn't help myself.

>> No.17780317

Uncensored where?

>> No.17780329

Don't lie, we all know you were looking for foxy butts to spank.

>> No.17780335

It’s like what Elvis used to say; “You gotta give them what they love baby!”

>> No.17780341

Please don't spank >>17779178, she's too cute and adorable.

>> No.17780350

Why not both? Two explorations for the price of one.

>> No.17780353

... Damn, I wish I could write.

>> No.17780380

Look on the bright side, there's probably some MGs that can't read.

>> No.17780383
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Another wife commission finished!

>> No.17780389

But I'd like to write a nice story where Anon visits an abandoned temple and find a lone foxxy.

>> No.17780394


>> No.17780396
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Getting random gacha kids must be a mess
>kids are flying, slithering, digging, teleporting everywhere

>> No.17780403

How many commission do you have right now?
You've been coming out with a new one every day.

>> No.17780423

>The effects of magical cold on a human

>> No.17780427

Some kids might be doing all of them at the same time.

>> No.17780437

Waifu folder has a bit over 1400 files in it total.
Don't differentiate between commissions and requests.
There's like 6 or 7 artists I'm currently commissioning, a few more working on requests.
Most of the ones I've been posting lately are things I commissioned in september that are just now being finished.

Except for the one by Novcel, I only waited like a day for that one.

>> No.17780449


>> No.17780450


>Look up at her while getting a nursing handjob
>Her eyes meet yours. She giggles and gives you a warm, motherly smile, taking her hand off the back of your head and running it through your hair making you more relaxed in turn

>> No.17780461
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>Welcome to the beach house! May I take your order?

>> No.17780463

Fight her to undeath until her lord gets turned on by the display and asks to have sex with both.

>> No.17780470

I want that mermaid

>> No.17780471

Usually Kunoichis are sent to "assassinate" nobles who are unfriendly to monstergirls or are pious Order followers. If that lord has a Ochi waifu then he would be friendly to monstergirls.

A friendly spar would be interesting nonetheless.

>> No.17780473

I used to not really carry about the dessert land waifu wars, but I want the pharohs to win now reading this

>> No.17780481

Dairy Breed White Horn

>> No.17780484

Ochimusha husbands don't even have to be nobles, it can literally be a beggar that was passing by a Zipangu graveyard.

>> No.17780488

Where do Khepri Kings fit in those wars?

>> No.17780489

Fug, I only have 440 gazers
Does it include wips, 3 line sketches and shit?

>> No.17780491

The softest, warmest Whitehorns you can ever find.

>> No.17780492

Yes. Yes. YES!!!

>> No.17780493

>TFW you will never live in a sleepy, peaceful little town full of eldritch abominations

>> No.17780497

How does she find jackets that fit?

>> No.17780499

Handmade sweaters.

>> No.17780500

yes, very much so.
WIPs are in a different folder.
There are a few PSD files. Mostly it's stuff with alternate versions/different resolutions. You could probably cut like a third off that total number for big/small res files alone.

There are also a bunch of bonus pictures and little doodles from people I know, I've posted some of those here before.

>> No.17780502


Their milk would put you to sleep in no time

>> No.17780509

[ Laughs in Herbert ]

>> No.17780519

An Apophis might try to grape him and all those Kephris to add his kingdom to her own.

Dunno how successful that's going to be.

>> No.17780525

Tevvie and his seven shoglings seem happy enough.
He goes around singing all day about how comfy town is.

>> No.17780528

I do wonder what happens when an apophis gets her hands on a sandworm.

>> No.17780529

Most people know better than to try to bite a rock.

>> No.17780530
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Jackets designed by master Arachne tailors to support all bakunyuu monstergirls alike.
Hathorite endorsed.

>> No.17780531

From what little I can gather, kephris look for a suitable partner for the pharoh, and if they're pharoh is dead find a man to make into the new 'pharoh' (not as in transform him into a phrahoh, as in make him the new king)

>> No.17780545

Thank goodness for that centuries life span. I want to play the gacha, but can only take up to 2 at a time.

>> No.17780549

Shouldn’t you be a squid girl?

>> No.17780551

Good luck at Thanksgivings.

>> No.17780560

Yeah but still, Khepri King and Pharaoh are the same only with different names. I thought Apophises might also want to do shit to them or that perhaps Pharaoh's and Apophises looked for Kings to form alliance and have an easier time beating the other side, but apparently going by what you said the wars are entirely Pharaoh vs Apophis thing.

Which is good, Khepris are one of my top waifu MGs and as a King I would not like to be dragged into a war.

>> No.17780581

What? Khepris look for a partner for the Pharaoh? I was under the impression Khepris lived in entirely separate ruins which were waiting for a man to stumble there and make him their King.

>> No.17780586

Again I don't have a citation for this or anything, but I think they only do the harem thing if the pharoh is already dead. If she's alive I believe the king is wed to her and the kephri go off and find their own husband's like normal
Also in the case of no pharoh the aphosis doesn't have to do anything, their profile mentions that the kingdom can sink into a dark black demon realm if the man is just negligent with his duties, indulging in lust to much.
Or at least that's what I'll headcanon since it makes sense

>> No.17780588

I would love to be the single cook at a beachside bar and grill and playfully tease all the waitresses.

>> No.17780604

Is this heaven? Is this what true bliss and comfort feels like? Would she understand if I got teary eyed at that?

>> No.17780606

Fried potatos and crabs. I'd eat those as if they were my waifu's pussy.

>> No.17780607

So warm if they go under the blanket with you they’d heat it like a sauna.

>> No.17780610

That really takes a blow for the Khepri fanbase. The Khepri profile makes it very clear that they live in ruins and whoever is the first man to enter there will be made the King.

Though I guess, maybe Pharaoh Khepris are different from ruin ones? I guess..... it might be possible that the ones working for the Pharaohs are different from the ones in the abandoned ruins. It still bothers me the part that the Khepri just go off and find her own husband individually, Khepri's entire gimmick is the harem king trope.

>> No.17780620

Pharaoh's khepris get those who are thrown to the khepri pit.

>> No.17780621

That sounds in direct contradiction of the profile. Not to accuse, but I think you’re remembering wrong or conflating the popular threadcanon of Pharoahs having a “Khepri pit”

>> No.17780623

Khepri fans got prime healing material though anon.
It's just the Khepris who need healing since their beloved Pharaoh Onee-san is dead.

>> No.17780624
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>When you want to write but're stuck on the fucking opening and how to do it

>> No.17780628

I want to be the strong husband to a bunch of soft, cuddly khepris.

They'd probably have trouble with winter.

>> No.17780631

I assume that's how it works at least. Its been a while since I've read their profiles so I don't remember if those mention them serving the pharohs, but encyclopedia 2 does, so this can kinda make sense, a difference between those who have lost their pharoh and those who haven't.
That or maybe the king they make is like a position just below the pharoh? So like they make kingdoms ruled by their husband who then answers to the pharoh as a tributary state, but that's me getting /tg/ with it

>> No.17780636

I want to get a full body tongue bath from my harem of cuddly Khepris where they get really really into it

>> No.17780643

We literally just talked about their profile like a week or two ago, it has nothing about them serving currently risen Pharoahs, only about how they’ll raise a man to be the new ruler because they inhabit the empty crypts of long dead and un-risen Pharoahs

>> No.17780658

Would be nice.
Granted, they'd probably do the same thing to me after I finished my bi-weekly run.

>> No.17780663

I know it is, I'm not disputing that. The thing I'm saying is the new Encyclopedia pages posted up thread say something new.
Though re reading it I'm dumb and completely wrong, it says they have 'appeared to rebuild uninhabitied kingdoms who's pharohs have perished' so yeah, whoops.

>> No.17780671

Do your best wurm-chan!

>> No.17780676

Though now to answer >>17780488 correctly, I guess they dont. Instead of the kingdom being a dark or bright green realm based on the aphosis or pharoh winning, it's based on the new gig being diligent in his work or indulging.

>> No.17780680

I thought the Khepri Pit was a meme and not an actual thing wtf? So now like literally the only way to become a KK is for the Khepris or the Pharaos deeming you "suitable" and throwing you into the pit/other ruins? Fuck.

>> No.17780682


>Grizzly Girl hears Anon playing this music
>Immediately challenges him to rasslin'

>> No.17780683

Actually, I guess it's possible the aphosis tries to bite and corrupt all the kephri and their husband with the same sort of end result as doing that with the pharoh? I mean it would take more work but I assume it's roughly the same.

>> No.17780684

It was a joke.

>> No.17780686

Are you stupid, kid?

>> No.17780691
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Bwaka Wurm!

>> No.17780693

It is a meme, that was a meme post.
Normal pharohs don't have any kephri servents it seems, just mummies Sphinx's and Anubi. Kephris appear as the sort of reincarnated power of pharohs who died back when monsters still ran around mudering people, and they chose a man worthy to take up that mantle and lead their kingdom.

>> No.17780702

With the thing about how Khepris now served Pharaohs and didn't always formed harems, I thought that maybe it was legit.

>> No.17780703

Too much bwaka is bad for your health.

>> No.17780708

No, I was just stupid and didn't read straight
D-dont bully

>> No.17780714

No, that is just how you recognize Wurm husbands for when the portals open. They have the "baka aura" even now, so that monster girls will stay away from them and not get crushed by a speeding Wurm.

>> No.17780725

>Speeding wurms tackling husbands and wrapping them up.

A picture of grace.

>> No.17780731

>Wurm historian and anthropologist always tells colorful yet innacurate interpretations of historical events and cultures
>she still is respected because despite the nature of her race she’s a very fine and delicate digger who can excavate fragile artifacts with no damage to them in a quick fashion
>you just have to be willing to sit through her excited, completely unfounded postulations afterward
>”Oooooh! Look at this vase! This uh, this was used by a great queen! Yeah! She would dip it into lava and then pour it on her fireplace for a Lava fire! Very cool right?”

>> No.17780732

>and they chose a man worthy to take up that mantle and lead their kingdom.
More like they chose a guy that either likes archeology or was just looking for a safe haven in the middle of abandoned ruins.

>> No.17780737

It’s like El Dorado rules. “Worthy” is not always what pathosfags think it is.

>> No.17780751

>when the waifu wants you so hard you get an aura that ignores dimensions
Must be why I can't get any girls!

>> No.17780756

This is why one of the most powerful Monstergirls in realities, the Quantum Wurm, is so potent. She can funnel across time and space to find her hubby!

>> No.17780760

>Quantum tunneling Wurm
She’ll be the one to open the portals, and won’t even know she’s doing it.

>> No.17780769

Is she simon's apprentice?

>> No.17780776

So I'll just lying in my bed one day when I see an astral wurm tunnel through the ceiling dropping a monster girl on my bed?

>> No.17780782

Is the Quantum Wurm more powerful than the Mamono Lord?

>> No.17780785
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Why is it that every time somebody builds a mansion in a moor or Rhode Island cliff side it's over a fucking antediluvean horror?

>> No.17780789

>she looks around, stardust and nebula shaking off her shiny form
>”Oh! Found you!”
>gives a big warm hug like you just came home from work
She’s not just cute and Baka, she’s Quantum cute and Quantum Baka!

>> No.17780790

It's probably different depending on the Khepris.
Some Khepri swarms like muscle men, some like reedy bookworms and some of them just want a cute boy to sexually bully.

>> No.17780793

She is just another god tier entity. I guess they are the same level but DL might be stronger since she keeps fucking.

>> No.17780806

I think she might break my bed.

>> No.17780808

>a cute boy to sexually bully.
>Shota Kephri King

He's gonna spend his days fighting off grapesnakes who'd love to corrupt something so pure and cute.

>> No.17780809

Pardon my ignorance, what does Pathosfag stand for?

>> No.17780811

The DL is more powerful within her reality, but the Quantum Wurm can travel to other realities. The Quantum Wurm has no interest in changing realities, just finding the one her husband is in, whereas the DL wants to change the rules of the reality she inhabits.

>> No.17780819

Just don’t look at it after she takes you out of the room and close the door. When you come back you got a fifty fifty chance of it being broken.
A trick she learned from her other dimension-hoping friend, the Schroedenger Cheshire. Who may or may not be undead.

>> No.17780827

>Shota Khepri king
>his Khepri wives become more onee-san like in both appearance and action
Damn that’s living the life.
Just a throwback to patheticfags, people who look for excuses to say they stand no chance with or against Monstergirls and besmirch the ones who make you actually get off your ass like lizardmen or hinezumi.

>> No.17780834

Nah, its pretty clear that the first man to lay feet on the ruins is the one that is taken for King. Plus it honestly seems out of character for a guy to step in and the Khepris to just kick him out into the desert because "not my type."

>> No.17780836

>Shota from a distant land stumbles into a tomb and becomes a Khepri King with a harem of Onee-sans
>Pharaoh from the next kingdom over wants to conquer his lands and also "conquer his lands".
>Apophis wants to rape him first and then corrupt his Onee-sans to help her overthrow and corrupt the Pharaoh.
>The Khepri want him to conquer both the Pharaoh and the Apophis and then add them to his harem.
What's a shota king to do?

>> No.17780840

What if my waifu is different from the Quantum Wurm?

>> No.17780841


Yeah she would. She'd wipe your tears away, sighing happily.

>> No.17780843

Anon, consider the possibility of being drawn towards the tomb because you match their tastes.
There's some nagging feeling as you get closer, urging you to go into the tomb.
It's probably Ra trying to get her servants laid.

>> No.17780844

Is the answer “Get absolutely smothered in beautiful thick brown women”?
I’m pretty sure that’s the answer and things will work out from there.

>> No.17780847

Why are soft girls with strong husbands so perfect?

>> No.17780848

>shota going for a pharaoh
>0 will or power to resist onee-san's voice
>goes for the apophis
>gets poisoned just by breathing the same air she uses
His lands are going to be ravished.

>> No.17780849

Oh, well then your waifu would come through instead of course!
Maybe the Quantum Wurm will stop for a bit and smile at the couple being united across time and space, but then she’ll remember her husband, and will tunnel even faster and harder to find him, in this reality or the next!

>> No.17780850

Poor girl, causing all that chaos just to find her true love.

>> No.17780853

>Both Apophis and Pharoah think they’ve “won” when in reality they’ve more just willingly submitted themselves to his harem, doting on him and joining the Khepris in pampering and sexually attending to him
He is the promised one.

>> No.17780858

Just imagine it anon
>Getting teased from all sides by Khepris
>Ears are being nibbled on by the Apophis and the Sphinx
>Hair is being stroked by the Pharaoh as your head lays on her plump lap
>The Anubis is ahegaoing as she bounces her plump ass up and down on your dick.
>The newly united kingdoms are at peace, and you've got all the time in the world and a harem of Onee-sans to impregnate.

You act like his Khepri Onee-sans aren't going to be there to hold down the Pharaoh or Apophis so their king can fuck them into submission.

>> No.17780860

The poor kid just wanted to go on a nice field trip.

>> No.17780862

I want to somehow pay her back for all that comfort. What is it that Dairy Breeds want most from their husbands?

>> No.17780863

Thats a possibility, yeah I considered that. Would work.

>> No.17780866

With the Frizz? No way!

>> No.17780867

I like oneesans but would never want to be a shota

The ultimate conundrum.

>> No.17780871

I don't know, anon. Apophis is going to fuck him up and pharaoh might be just working and using him as a human dildo.

The pharaoh and snek have armies too. It all comes down to a battle of kings.

>> No.17780874

Im the complete opposite, I want to be surrounded by tall muscular Khepris.

>> No.17780880

Then maybe you'd want the same fantasy but with you as a teenager with a CC aged Onee-san harem then?

>> No.17780881

Those would be nice.
Would you still be in charge?

>> No.17780882

Gives a new meaning to taking chances, making mistakes and ESPECIALLY getting messy.

>> No.17780889

This is the best end to end all best ends. I’d be in total heaven. I’d be cumming like a fucking firehose from the constant onee-stimulation. At any given times two tongues would be jammed in my mouth, and some oriface around my dick, with hands and mouths and tits smothering the rest of my body, and that’s how I’d rule my new lewd kingdom.

>> No.17780892

That or just CCs in general.

I imagine some older office women fawning over that new IT guy would be nice.

>> No.17780906

Talking about Khepris, I had a Khepri dream a few days ago. I (I think) entered into a Khepri Ruin but rather than being assaulted or just stepping in, I was transported to a wierd underground world, which was the world Khepris live in as a race, and there were many hubs having Khepris of different bodytypes and dispositions. Basically, rather than the Khepris already being there, if you stepped into a Khepri ruin you were transported into that world and basically do "waifu shopping" choosing the type of Khepris you wanted to show up at the ruins and after you finished you were transported back to the ruins and then proceed as per the Khepri profile. I really liked that idea, its my headcanon now.

>> No.17780911
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>The Khepri invite the Apophis and Pharaoh to an exquisite dinner without notifying that the other is appearing.
>The Khepri pat them down for contraband at their lairs entrance
>Stealthily inject them with a Dark Slime jelly mixture concealed within the segments of their chitinous arms
>Place their horny, drowsy bodies next to the king
>Since the king wasn't even aware of that shit in the first place he just resigns himself to the soft and tender ministrations of the two Archenemies next to him
>Drinks his Khepris and even the Apophis' breast milk for nourishment while the Pharaoh, Grapesnake, and Onee-Khepri take turns riding and frenching him
>That region of the MGE desert knows peace for centuries to come

>> No.17780914

Jesus Christ I just thought of Magic School Bus in MGC.
>the episode where they shrink down and travel inside Arnold’s body to see how sperm is produced
>the episode when they went to space because one of the girls wanted to give her bf a blowjob in zero gravity

>> No.17780917

Cruising down that Main Street
You’re relaxed and feeling good
Next thing that you know you’re saying
“Octopussy in the neighborhood?!”

Screwing on a sound wave!
Subbing on a star!
Cum inside a Zombie’s intestines,
Take your second wife on mars!

>> No.17780918

I want a harem of onee-sans of all kinds. Tomboys,himes, tsunderes all kinds.

>> No.17780922

Lets not venture into that territory anon.

>> No.17780923

>harem of Onee-sans
Ah a man of excellent taste I see.

>> No.17780924

Yes? I don't know, I don't care, I have biceps to caress and abs to lick.

>> No.17780925

The Onee-Sabbath beckons

>> No.17780932

They probably line up and flex to tempt you into picking them first.

>> No.17780933

On yes, and they'd be at the perfect height where all their hugs will smother me with their breasts.
I'll take as many that want me.

>> No.17780936

I want a harem of all family girls. Milfs, aunts, imoutos, onees and maybe even a childhood friend.

>> No.17780937
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>> No.17780948

Can one really be an Onee-San if her mongo milkmachines aren’t at that perfect height and she frequently hugs you to smother you with them? If they don’t have that, they’re not true Onee-Sans.

>> No.17780954

I want the oogle at the roughest one, have her say "what are you looking at?!", kabedon me against the wall and then lift me to her level and me while lifting me at the same time as my feet don't even touch the ground.

>> No.17780958

She can if she's a shortstack onee who needs a stepladder to headpat you.

>> No.17780962

>harem of milfs
All those lonely and pent up ladies are too good, especially since it grants easy access to their daughters. Even better if they have an older and a younger daughter.

>> No.17780964

Onee-sans don’t have to always have huge tits. Tits don’t make an onee-san an onee-san love does.

>> No.17780972
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Remember that Whitehorns are as pure as the wind-driven snow and should be treated as such.

>> No.17780976

That would be nice.

>A bunch of milf mode monster girls that've lost their husbands or had their men run out.
>Get their daughterus with them.

...I kinda want this.

>> No.17780978

All the better for slowly corrupting with lewd thoughts!

>> No.17780983
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White Horns are great with kids

>> No.17780994

That's the wonders of oyakodon feast. You get a cutie and extra.

You can also go for the daughter and have the mother go nuts for you.

>> No.17781003
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I want an oppai loli Whitehorn to have as my warm paizuri machine.

>> No.17781008

>oyakodon feast
That sounds like a nice festival to go to.

>> No.17781013

>wanting used goods

>> No.17781030

Which girls would people want a story of for Spooktober?

>> No.17781038

More Phantoms.
Thicc Zombies too.

>> No.17781040

Skeleton, partly for meme's sake but also because I don't think there's any skeleton stories.

>> No.17781047

spoopy phantom

>> No.17781051

It's a feast for you, anon, not a festival.

Think of it like this, anon. You get her daughter who is a virgin and maybe her sister too and as a bonus you get a horny, older woman ready to beg for your dick.

>> No.17781053
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This evil creature of the night.

>> No.17781055

Ochimushas, ochimushas, ochimushas and ochimushas.

>> No.17781061

Phantom for sure.

>> No.17781063

Werebats. Preferably a CC Vampire Werebat who may or may not be baby crazy.

>> No.17781073

Lich trying to understand Halloween. She just ends up reading about it in a book and trying to replicate it. Hilarity ensues.

>> No.17781093

Ghost or Ghoul

>> No.17781097

What about ghosts AND ghouls.

>> No.17781102

Time to whip out the polka-dot boxers, in that case.

>> No.17781104

what about ghosts and goblins?

>> No.17781107
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A lonely, clingy Living Armor.

>> No.17781134

>On the week I'm doing a Kubrick binge
Slow thread, eh Lloyd?

>> No.17781174

Regular old Skelly needs some love

>> No.17781193

how would that living armor react if i slammed her faceplate shut?

>> No.17781198

Speaking of all this talk of undead and spooky, undead elves are apperently a thing! Now I can be smugly molested even beyond the grave!

>> No.17781218

I like to imagine the little babygo in this picture is just silently screaming a light “Aaaaaahhhh!” the whole time she’s in that anon’s arms

>> No.17781220
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What if...Deer Knight?

>> No.17781223

I want to see armored, white horns in winter.
I bet they're /fa/ even then

>> No.17781224

They could snowblind people with the reflection off their armor

>> No.17781228

Are Tomboy Titanias possible?

>> No.17781229
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I'd fug the shit out of Sylvanas.

>> No.17781231


I don't see why not.

>> No.17781232

Better for ambushes and fighting.

>> No.17781240

Just don't look up her new design.

>> No.17781242

Tomboy everything should be possible. Tomboy fruit when?

>> No.17781253

Each day I am more and more thankful for dandon and his wonderful abs

>> No.17781254

>Tomboy everything should be possible
Excellent. But is a Tomboy Minotaur redundant?

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If you go to Zipangu, avoid going to battle graveyards, specially those where young people were known to be enlisted as warriors. You could end up with an oppai loli Ochimusha that likes videogames, clinging to your arm and insisting you need protection.

>> No.17781263

>oppai loli Ochimusha
>oppai loli
Definitely avoiding them then.

>> No.17781264

I had an idea for a story dealing with both MGs who chose to become paladins and Paladins being turned into MGs yet still clinging onto their old faiths. I wrote some notes down somewhere but I lost most of my belongings in a recent move and don’t think they survived the trip.

>> No.17781273

They'd look odd with steam pouring out the cracks of their armor.

>> No.17781275

Hmmmm. In some cases I suppose it would be, minatours, Amazon's, ogeres, etc are kinda tomboy built in in a way

>> No.17781301

Minotaurs are the best tomboys because they can have huge breasts.

>> No.17781310

Molesting tomboy Minotaurs.

>> No.17781319

Got a new Kobold waifu and daughteru commission finished today! Some more comfy latex and bondage though, so it's in imgur. This one's been in the works for a long time and I'm really happy with the result.


>> No.17781320

Please don't, tomboy Minotaurs are for giving you awkward noogies.

>> No.17781323

They are for rough, unapologetic groping.

>> No.17781330

Are you really going to grope something at least twice your strength?

>> No.17781333

Those designs are ugly.

>> No.17781334


>> No.17781337

That's the purpose and intention.

>> No.17781340

Remember you are responsible for any broken bones you may have.

>> No.17781345

>drew gardner
damn, KDF. good taste.

>> No.17781349

She's not a dumb whore like Miia, no bones will be broken.

>> No.17781352

Eh, she may just laugh and take it in good nature.

But Minos are dumb.

>> No.17781362

They're not EMG-tier retards, that's for sure. At worst she'd take it as a challenge and start groping your dick.

>> No.17781378

I see them like dumb warriors. They know their way around an axe but don't hold with that fancy book stuff.

>> No.17781381

>click link
>random picture below it is an Eastern Brown Snake stealing a hot dog right off someone’s grill with the tag ‘snakes are cute’
I think the internet is telling me something...

>> No.17781386

Forgot link:

>> No.17781407


Because the real estate's cheap. Unlike the Plague Doctor, who is best girl.

>> No.17781408

Looks like you have some shit taste.

>> No.17781413

Minotaurs are the best tomboys, they actually have the body to show it.

>> No.17781414

How do you even get a kobold to wear heels like that?

>> No.17781421

What would happen if you go to a random single Minotaur that is sleeping and you just lay down, hug her and go to sleep? Not groping her or anything just hug her and go to sleep.

>> No.17781426


She'd think christmas came early.

>> No.17781427

You wake up with a girlfriend.

>> No.17781432

Very carefully anon!

>> No.17781433

And other buff monsters like Amazon's oni and ogers don't?

>> No.17781440
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.17781450

No, look at their profiles. All Minotaurs are muscular, not all Amazons and Ogres are, in fact it seems to be rarer than the norm. Lomg story short, the Minotaur is a warrior monster that actually has the body of a warrior, and thats hot.

>> No.17781455

Please anon. KC has already said that not all monsters look like their profiles, and even specifically answered a question saying there are many muscular amazons.
The realistic answer is that KC didn't draw anything but slender woman up until like recently, see the new vs old red oni profile.

>> No.17781463

I dont think you can compare the situation of a monster girl that marry you just by showing at her home with one that is a warrior even among monster girls and demands you to be a strong as her to marry you. People are actually justified to think they stand no chance with the latter, not with the former. I dont think the Hinezumi applies as she comes with a flatout in-profile workaround.

>> No.17781470

Where can I see the new Red Oni pic and the updated profiles?

>> No.17781474
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>> No.17781479

but where?

>> No.17781488

Many =/= all, not even the majority. The profile represent an average member, if most Amazons were muscular, a muscular one would be shown. Alsi the fact remains that Amazons have to work out to get muscle. Minotaurs are naturally muscular. A Minotaur body would be the end result of an Amazon training to get buff, Minotaur base form is that. Now imagine how a Minotaur would look if she actually trained to build muscle and was married to a muscleslut.

>> No.17781494

I can't stop thinkin bout that Dairy Breed and how I want her to be my motherly wife.

>> No.17781495

>The profile represent an average member
No I'm pretty sure that's objectively not the case.
>if most Amazons were muscular, a muscular one would be shown
Again, plain wrong, not only because the premise this is built on is wrong but because again KC's art style has evolved over time.
>Minotaur base form is that
And one last time, wrong.

>> No.17781498

What happens when you find out your Troll daughteru has been secretly growing dope in her closet?

>> No.17781501

Turn her over to the police

>> No.17781504

Ask her if she's selling it (alright) or smoking it (very bad)

>> No.17781506


>> No.17781507

As long as her intentions are purely academic or economic then she can keep it, but if her plans are more recreational it has to go and she will get a spanking.

>> No.17781508

Has there been any tl;dr translation attempts at the preview world guide 3 pages?

>> No.17781509

Demand a cut and maybe teach her to grow some other stuff like prisoner fruit

>> No.17781519

That is a meta explanation for the lack of muscles. In universe, simply the explanation is that not all of them are muscular anon. The profile gives the reader a general outlook of what to expect from a monster race, with Minotaurs muscles are expected, with Amazons they are only individual cases. Basically if you go to the plains looking for a Mino you know you will get a muscle girlfriend, if you walk to an Amazon village its uncertain.

>> No.17781521

Oh boy

>> No.17781524

First place I might post about it would likely be on twitter.
I tried using a tumblr once since artists all over were using it, but then they did that shit that only registered people with filter off can see nsfw galeries and I was like, fuck this shit.

>> No.17781526

Where can I see the new Oni pic anons?

Can't find it anywhere, neither in MGR, TMM or the wiki.

>> No.17781531

Is she a little 'lim?
because if she is, she needs to beheadpatted

>> No.17781536

I'm looking for it to. Strange since he updated black harpy, lamia, and golem, but the other ones aren't out yet

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>> No.17781547

I'm fifty percent certain that this is bait now, but no, that's also not how things work
In universe the pictures are drawn by the assistant of the wandering scholar. There are two drawings of amazons in the entirety of the MGE canon, containing less then four individuals total. On the other side, only one minatour has ever been depicted in art. You trying to say that these represent the average when this has explicitly been said to not be the case is dumb, and you're dumb
Also meta explanations are honestly the better type, given how flimsy the setting is in general.

>> No.17781550

gotcha, thanks

>> No.17781570

What do you mean "secretly?" It's our father/daughter project.

>> No.17781574

Given your lifestyle, what’s one species that you shouldn’t like but do?

>have a masters degree in engineering
>enjoy baka wurms

>> No.17781578
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Being someone with a lot of delusions related to my perception of reality, you'd think I would never want to be anywhere near wonderland much less married to a delightfully confusing Mad Hatter. But you're wrong!

>> No.17781581

>very sensitive nose
>would get with a Bubble Slime

>> No.17781582 [SPOILER] 
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I just wanna know what this is. It looks like it could be a lewd spell or something

>> No.17781585

I don't like dogs at all, or any animals really

>> No.17781590

I live in a very warm, humid place and I hate the cold, but Wendigos are in my top 3 monstergirls.

>> No.17781599

Your little wendigo wife would keep you surprisingly warm with snuggles!

>> No.17781602

There are actually 2 Minotaurs in official art (Raging Mushroom) and both are muscular.

>> No.17781605

So demon-types are more up your ally then?

>> No.17781608

I don't know if this counts, but I'm more of a cat person when it comes to animals but my waifu is a Kobold and I absolutely love her!

>> No.17781609

Thanks! Where did you found it?

>> No.17781612

>Dislike being hard dom
>Like Ogres, Onis, and minotaurs

I also hate feet stuff so a 'proper' women asking me to do things to her feet/foot jobs would be a boner killer.

>> No.17781614

I had it saved when the first English copies came out and some guy scanned it

>> No.17781615

No I knew about the second art, those are the same girl I mean. The amazon has three cause one is a group pic, her and two others standing in the background. Both those art pieces have the same minatour though, same wrap of cloth around the horn, same weird chain things on the wrists, everything.

>> No.17781620
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What would a Power Living Suit be like?

>> No.17781621

>Live a frugal life despite having enough to live comfortably
>Love dragons lilims wights and other girls who enjoy the finer things

>> No.17781626


>> No.17781633

>live a frugal lifestyle
>enjoy tinkering with things
>Baphos, Lilims, Demons and Anubis

>> No.17781635

Oh fucking hell, I forgot about that.

I love vampires, dragons, wights, and the other 'noble' ones but absolutely detest fancy clothes and 'dressing up' that's more than a nice shirt, some good pants, a belt, and a tie for non-special occasions.

I'd be the guy they probably think she's slumming it with because I only really dress up for weddings/funerals.

>> No.17781637

Your Hatter waifu will show you what is real, anon. Her love!

>> No.17781639

Dont you think that if there are so many muscle amazons at least 1 of the three shown would be muscular? Im not saying you are wrong, there are indeed a higher number of muscled Amazons relative to other MG species. I am only saying, we cant affirm the majority are like that. While we can affirm that for Minotaurs and Jinkos.

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>> No.17781643

The other two are children actually, and we don't actually see much of anything past their face.

>> No.17781650

>She's drenched in sake
11/10 would lick. Would go drinking with her. Would let her drench me in sake and return the favor.

>> No.17781652
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>not a fan of the heat
>want to be left a sweaty mess at the hands of a hellhound

>> No.17781653
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Yes yes yes yes yes!

>> No.17781660

Well at least the one standing doesnt have a six pack or even Jinko abs. Just like the adult one.

>> No.17781662

I dont like hellhounds
Wold rather a normal wolfgirl

>> No.17781664

I want to snuggle a strongfat jinko.
She could be a master of a temple and I'd still do it.
Nothing would stop me.

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I want to tease girls in heat!

>> No.17781670

That's the profile one I'm pretty sure.
It sucks, lizard girls, salamanders, ogers, oni, none of them have any sort of muscle definition

>> No.17781671

>that face
How tragic.

>> No.17781674
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Comic books must be a treat for young hakus

>> No.17781678

Reminds me of all might lol

>> No.17781681

>Comic books
Not modern ones hopefully.

>> No.17781685
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I'm always too warm, but I'd like nothing more than to cuddle a Yeti

>> No.17781686

I don't drink much. In fact, I hardly ever drink. But I just love all the girls who do.

As a habitual loner, I'm driven towards those who invite me and guide me through social situations.

Speaking of guides... there's a hint towards another of my favorites.

>> No.17781687

Modern marvel is a SJW love nest and DC at times doesnt know what the fuck its doing

>> No.17781688

Just appear to her in mating season or..... according to KC you can use catnip to make her get in heat. Unlike the Lizards you dont have to worry about how strong or unapprocheable the Jinko seems. They are nice girls!

>> No.17781691

Im talking about the teen one looking at the adult having sex. She doesnt have muscles either.

>> No.17781694

The best.
I can do that or I can win her over with Burning Passion!

Also, bribing her with a gigantic, freshly caught fish that can be smoked for her.

>> No.17781695

No hakutaku MILF that teaches her children how evil google is

>> No.17781703

Shouldnt like cute things but i do.

>> No.17781709

>hakutaku rubbing her tits on you as she takes your phone.
>"you dont need that thing anon, i can tell you anything you want."

>> No.17781711

That first statement can go straight to /pol/ although it is annoying how they just keep writing old heroes as women or people of color instead of making new heroes and heroines.

The second statement is sadly true.

>tfw no Merrow to become MGE Stan Lee

>> No.17781713

Gonna dial her nips like a radio tuner

>> No.17781714

>Their maternal instincts are strong, and they love small things
That's a pretty roundabout way of saying they're all shota fanatics who love small kid dick.

>> No.17781718

One, there's nothing wrong with shotalust for monsters just as there's nothing wrong with lusting for lolis
Two, don't you insult my waifu

>> No.17781720

I hate the ocean but would love any of the lovely ladies from under the sea

>> No.17781728

I recommend starting halfway through a scene. Openings are fucking cancer to write, and it's much easier to start out a story with the characters in the middle of something instead of starting to do something.

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I'm allergic to cats and I have an uncontrollable catgirl fetish. They strike during puberty and you're hooked for life. That's how they get you.

>> No.17781754

It'll be your fault when they rape you.

>> No.17781781

Scenery porn and overly-meticulous descriptions of actions and movements are great exercises to get you in the mood for writing. It also helps you further develop a scene in your mind.

>> No.17781782

The top left looks kinda like the demon realm rarity/normal land rarity of the items from world guide two, so I'm guessing its something like that

>> No.17781789

There is not enough art of Aisha

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I want to talk about these powerful sexy beasts from the underworld.
What are you gay?
You mean nighounds?
A meme nothing more.
Bow down before the awesome might of this alpha from the sexual food chain.

>> No.17781818

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that some kraken are bigger than others*.

Especially when you go into the deeps.

*Size consisting of the girls normal height when not under the effects of magic.

>> No.17781820

Stopped reading there.

>> No.17781823

I want to marry a giant Kraken and I don't care if people think it's /d/!

>> No.17781825
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>Am super laid back, not very active
>Like Hellhounds

>> No.17781827

Don't worry anon, we won't judge you silently.

>> No.17781829

She's going to love my GIANT SPERM WHALE.

>> No.17781831

Nothing magic and love can't fix. Would play with her tentacles and some more.

>> No.17781832

>They laughed at ranger anon when he made the ocean his favored terrain.
>They stopped laughing when he got his animal companion.

Go down deep.
I hear giant kraken hide down there.

>> No.17781833

Welcome back KDF.

>> No.17781838
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Yes, she's a little lilim.

>> No.17781840

>hate underwater stuff
>want to cover a kraken in black and white

>> No.17781843

>animal companion
Mate, that's my Shamanic Totem and also my dick. GONNA FEED MY MOBY DICK TO THE SQUID.

>> No.17781845

>Deep diving into The Depths
>Giant Hadopelegic Kraken, beautiful lights, beautiful eyes, tits you can literally sleep in becomes your companion and friend
>Dabbles in magic and can easily de-size down to much more manageable ranges
>She can even transform into a decent facsimile of a human witch for traveling on land in monster-unfriendly places
>When you're travelling across the ocean with her you'll sometimes just sunbathe on her breasts as she floats on her back and takes you from continent to continent
Fuck the haters, I want this life.

>> No.17781846

You don't NEED to be conscious for it.

>> No.17781850

>tfw I wish I could draw an Oni saying to her friend to “hold my sake” just before she does something stupid yet funny
>tfw I can’t even write a story about it and can only express how badly I want this in greentext form
>tfw I’m sorry for shitting up the thread with my drunken babble and will probably commit sudoku if someone does draw it

>> No.17781856 [SPOILER] 
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Would you be fine with a Medusa anon?

>> No.17781857

I would hate to be the Paladin that becomes her first crush.

>> No.17781861
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>I'm incredibly sub! I didn't even fracture my boyfriend's pelvis last night!
>Hold my sake.

>> No.17781863

>Medusa hairjob
Is that technically bestiality?

>> No.17781865

I'll go deeper than deep to get myself some lovely kraken. Then I'll show her that my love is bigger then her.

After she is around my size I'll give her some proper loving.

>> No.17781866

I would love to be the Paladin that becomes her first crush.

>> No.17781868

This is wholesome true good love.

>> No.17781874

If you go too deep you just get barnacle lolis though.

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woo woo woo?

>> No.17781900
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What race would do this?

>> No.17781905

>Complete disorganized mess working minimum wage
>Enjoys Anubis.

>> No.17781908

Hobgoblin. It’s how they catch a husband in some countries.

>> No.17781910


Titania and Holstaurs come to mind.

>> No.17781911


>> No.17781915

Hobgoblin no question.
And I would fall for it.
>Stick hand in
>Her expression becomes lecherous
>"Ufufufu~ What a pervert onii-chan~"

>> No.17781920

Exploitable image.

>> No.17781922

I want a monster girl game show with contestants coming up the most creative ways to catch husbands kind of like modern cooking contest shows

>> No.17781929

No anon, I'll get kraken daughterus.

>> No.17781934

Would you have a comfy luminescent house in the dark of the deep?
One big enough for her even when she's in Giant form?

>> No.17781943

Manticore, except they stuff a couple spines in there.

>> No.17781946

I'd do my best to get her a huge and beautiful sea palace, full of glowing lights and fancy structures. For her there would be a huge throne since she is my queen, behind it would be our comfy human sized bedroom.
The light from the sea palace would also gather around some visitors and maybe even some humans for the daughterus to marry.

>> No.17781949

Zipangu game shows must be insane.

>> No.17781953

>Manticore play's 'what's in the box'
>It's just her tail with a few spine traps
Are you brave enough, anon?

>> No.17781957

That's lovely anon. I bet sea creatures from far and wide would come to see her magnificence and awe inspiring size and beauty. But she'd only ever have eyes for you.
Would you sit on her lap or in her bosom as she presides within her throne? Or be wrapped up in her tentacles that play with you as she does her business while thinking about all the things she wants to do with you once she's done for the day?

>> No.17781966

Hobgoblins aren't smart enough for this trick. They must have learned it from an arch succubus

>> No.17781972

Could someone please post the Patrick hobgoblin sketches from a couple threads ago?

>> No.17781979

I dunno, it seems ACME simple enough for someone simple minded like them

>> No.17781982

Silly hobo goblins would probably put the hole on the bottom of the box by accident. And I mean an honest accident, not like how a succubus or cow would do it on 'accident' and then trip into your lap.

>> No.17781985

>"Ke ke ke ke, anon, stick your hand in~"
>"U-uh, i-in the hole!"
>"Wheres the hole..."
>"Fuuu, forget this! Just cmere!"
>takes her club out and chases him to chest-attack him

>> No.17781990

She'd probably set it up to where the spines would only pierce you if you tried to pull out of the box. She toys around with your fingers and hand while you contemplate the predicament.

>> No.17781991

>ywn participate in a monster girl batsu game

>> No.17781994

But the Shoggoth is the box.

>> No.17781998

Would the box still be stuck over her chest as she chases me with her big bonk stick?

>> No.17781999

I am now imagine this, but with an anon and a gremlin in her hand chair

>> No.17782001

>JubJub plays 'what's in the box'
>Its just her presenting her pussy saying 'Gotta reach your hand in... what could it be... haaaa... haaaa...'

>> No.17782009

For a couple of bounds, but her big fat tits would bounce around so much that it would either destroy it or it would flop off, leaving them naked. Not that she notices. Or cares. She wants you!

>> No.17782011

I'd just go on about my day, cleaning the place and making sure everyone is doing alright. I'd go to her throne room with some snacks and if her tentacles get too playful I'll tease her about having some fun after the visitors go away.

I'm sure she'd shrink herself down to attack me despite the people though. It's her house after all.

>> No.17782022

>tfw you will never use your parlor magic to pull pocket change from your JubJub’s “pocket”
that sounds nastier than I meant it to

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>> No.17782030

Doing magic tricks for your already infatuated JubJub wife sounds like a great idea.
She already thinks you're perfect and magical, doing a magic trick will make her moan in excitement on the spot.

>> No.17782031

What is this, some sort of fancy mofu sampling?

>> No.17782032

I bet she'd just announce a surprise "Visitors are done for the day" and shrink down and jump you. Or when you're trying to leave, snatch you with her big tentacles and just keep you in her embrace the rest of the day. Which sounds heavenly.

>> No.17782036

There's only two magic tricks she probably cares about, though: making your dick disappear and pulling a baby out of her.

>> No.17782038

But think of what you could do with hypnotizing her
It works better on the willing, after all

>> No.17782044

>temporarily hypnotize away her lust for dick
>get to know her better as a person

>> No.17782049

>She genuinely, sincerely thinks you're a great person and wants to learn from you how to be a better person who can love herself
>She hugs you very platonically and smiles up without COCKDICKLUSTFUCKCUMSUCK in her eyes, but a happy twinkle
>Ask her if she likes being like this better
>She smiles and says she likes whatever you like and makes you happy
I didn't intend this to turn into a feels trip

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>> No.17782057

>Tanuki wife 'sells' you breakfast each morning
>Prices are in kisses, butt squeezes and head pats

>> No.17782059

>She genuinely, sincerely thinks you're a great person and wants to learn from you how to be a better person who can love herself
>She smiles and says she likes whatever you like and makes you happy
I don't know how to respond to this.

>> No.17782061

I want to duel a siren in karioki

>> No.17782070

It definitely does and I'm sure she would know my weakspot too. A pouty face and a "please don't leave" would be enough to make my heart melt and I'd instantly hug her.
Another extremely cute thing she would do would be shrinking down to my side and have me sit with her on the huge throne like king and queen. I'd definitely use that place as a bed for baby making sessions with her.

>> No.17782077

>Like that jub can be cute and affectionate without thinking about dicks continuously
>But it fundamentally alters the girls
This is why I avoid girls who don't want to do anything but be a cocksleeve.

>> No.17782078

I want to be invited to a sketchy karaoke place by monsters with lewd intentions

>> No.17782085

Question to anyone reading Aquanaut: would you prefer future chapters to keep focusing solely on the exploits of the current MC or would you like to see events depicted from the viewpoint of others as well?
I appreciate the fact that she somehow obtained a feather to wear in her cap despite living underwater.

>> No.17782086

I didn’t ask for these feels.

>> No.17782087

>and wants to learn from you how to be a better person who can love herself

I'm still working on that.

>> No.17782090

>She looks a bit sad, but then perks up and kisses your cheek before sitting in your lap
>"Then maybe we can learn together!"
>She remains quietly sitting in your lap after that

>> No.17782092

If you rub her tentacles the right way, you'll have her squirming in love to your heart's content

>> No.17782093

>low self-confidence, lewd, withdrawn, hates being touched
>Alice, Hobgoblin, Hellhounds (just to narrow it down)

>> No.17782106

>Hate isolation and the cold.
Wendigo is my waifu. As long as I have her im not really alone even in her coat and I bet its pretty warm in there.

>> No.17782114

Her tentacles aren't only thing I'm going to rub correctly. She would also be getting a full body massage for free, followed by us quickly going to the bedroom and closing visits for the day as she gets more and more horny.

>> No.17782126

I kinda hate the feeling of unnatural things moving across my skin. Bugs, lizards, even like food if its of the right type.
And I want to be totally messed up by a tentacle girl

>> No.17782128

>Pale body with bio-luminescent parts laid out on a table, tentacles all sprawled out
>Give her a slow, deep tissue full body and full tentacle massage
>She gets visibly aroused, is practically drooling, and breathing heavily
>You know she's ready to pop when her tentacles start instinctively wrapping around you tightly and tugging you towards her body, presumably completely without her explicit intent
She's gonna ink so hard when you finally get inside her.

>> No.17782133

Tentacle's every touch is of the utmost expert quality. It would feel as natural as a mother's embrace, only very sexual and stimulating.
They may be shy of their rapey instincts but the take great, great pride in their expertise when it comes to making people feel good.

>> No.17782139

>Bushy tail alert

>> No.17782145

I mean I'm sure their natural talents and demonic energy would help out, but I also think realistically my skin would be crawling for a while
I kind of envision myself trying to like struggle away until she milks me so hard I can't even see straight and my tongue is hanging from my mouth

>> No.17782147

>She usually does such a good job you give her a 'tip' in addition to the usual cost.

>> No.17782151

The exact moment when their switch flips is so good.

>> No.17782154

Aquanaut reader here, stick to the "exploits" of the current MC. I'm not interested in exploring the viewpoints of other crash survivors (I don't think there should be any, pushing the feeling isolation of the whole thing). It's more fun to stay in the unknown and learn stuff at the same time as the MC.
Unless said viewpoint is (somehow) from one of the locals. That could be interesting but hard to pull off and not break the flow and pace of the story.

>> No.17782168
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Bully the cow at your own risk

>> No.17782170

What happens if you get shoggoth brand soap in your eye while in the shower?

>> No.17782172

I'm gonna try and snap a few buttons off!

>> No.17782174

Or else what?

>> No.17782175

It looks like as long as you dont ruin her shirt she's timid enough to be down with anything.

>> No.17782176

Lonely MC it is then.
You won't need glasses anymore but you might see what your soap smells like.

>> No.17782177

Your vision is augmented

>> No.17782178

I like to imagine there's a lot of self talk involved, convincing herself "Oh, okay just this one time. One time can't hurt right? I'm not a bad person for raping this one time. Its just one little full body full experience rape, hahaha~"
And then she goes completely into it.

>> No.17782182

>"Yosh, mastah's eyes are clean as a whistle now!"

>> No.17782185

>Shy, quiet cow has a rage point
>So is that one slutty-looking gyaru cow secretly very shy & wholesome? Does she cover up in proper clothes at home and wear glasses while she studies to get into a good college?

>> No.17782189

You're going to be seeing sounds for a few hours. Just don't look directly at your shog or you may catch a glimpse of the infinity.

>> No.17782192

Would be fun if it were a real exact opposite.
>Gyaru is in a super slutty outfit flirting and generally acting like a slut
>Walk up, reach your hands to her chest, she smirks thinking she's got you in her busty clutches
>Button her shirt for her and put a scarf to cover her up on her
>She freezes and turns into an ultra prude

>> No.17782193

What kind of person would bully a cow?

>> No.17782197
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Assholes, farmhands, and larger cows.

>> No.17782201

>Left side
>"O-ooh... ooh... please don't... P-please stop, p-please?"
>Right side

>> No.17782209

I'd go cow tipping if I was a farmhand.

>> No.17782211

>Tits so big her uniform has a perpetual paizuri window
The uniform wasn't designed like that intentionally... Was it?

>> No.17782227

>Now if a Nightmare or Centaur could be bipedal I’d wife that up in a heartbeat.
My nig

>> No.17782231
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Doesn't seem like it.

>> No.17782264

Little Cow!

>> No.17782281

Kouhai cow is eager to play games!

>> No.17782302

Friendly reminder to strap your daughterus down on their beds really tight so they can't come disturb you and your waifu when you have sex. It will protect their innocence and your privacy at the same time, it's a win-win!

>> No.17782309

Does anyone else randomly have nights where their beds feel lonely? Like there should be someone or something to hold close, but there's nothing? Do monster girls get that feeling too?

>> No.17782313

>tfw no Gandharva wife with a talent for belly dancing
Yeah, this is one of those nights.

>> No.17782321


adopt a bunch of cats

>> No.17782341

All the time anon, life is pain. In all honesty, thoughts of my waifu and/or daughteru have been the only things that can relax enough to fall sleep and have been for over two years now.

>> No.17782343

What happens if your wife overdoses on fertility drugs?

>> No.17782352

you get dead

>> No.17782363
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I think my cat has autism. It just started looking like this one day

>> No.17782368

Yeah anon, that's definitely autism, way to call it.

>> No.17782498

Wife request was finished!

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>> No.17782517

Hahaha! I have deceived you.

>> No.17782518

Give her a spanking. If she's a cat, she'll like it. If she rapes you, it's not a cat. It's a man-mantis hybrid!
Cave Johnson here, signing off!

>> No.17782552

Would she be upset if I said I want to skullfuck her?

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>> No.17782563

Spanking a ghost.

For science!

>> No.17782579
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I REALLY want to spank this ghost.

>> No.17782587

She doesn't look like a ghost, but she looks like she could dig some butt attention.

>> No.17782597
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>he doesn't know about the softest
What are you doing with your life?

>> No.17782607
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I'm more into wights (really spankable) and Ushi Oni (really fluffy and huggable, like a hellhound but even cuter).

>> No.17782619

Don't ushi oni ears look so soft and tempting? Something you just want to grab and feel for a while.

>> No.17782623
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Never really paid attention to their ears, I prefer looking at their paws. They're cute and fluffy.

And since they have usually 6 legs, it doesn't trigger my arachnophobia.

>> No.17782630

Ushis start small, but they grow up real fast!

>> No.17782642
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Yeah. Here is an Ushi Oni in her teenager phase.

>> No.17782644

By the way, is it "an Ushi Oni" or "a Ushi Oni"?
In English, you're supposed to add a "n" when it's followed by a, e, i, o or u, right?

>> No.17782645

At what age to ushis stop being so clingy to their parents?

>> No.17782649

When they reach puberty. A bit earlier if they have a rough chilhood. Ushis that have been bullied usually run away from home.

>> No.17782650

Usually in their teenage years, earlier if they have a childhood friend since they'll be clinging to him.

>> No.17782656

Ushis completely deserve to be bullied.

>> No.17782659

>8 legs + the hands.
>6 legs + then hands


>> No.17782660

Seeing a young boy playing with a young ushi would be an odd thing, knowing that as soon as they hit puberty they're going to wreck a bed or three.

>> No.17782664
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I would be fun to see, though, especially when the ushi starts growing up to her full size.

>> No.17782673

>Young boy defends small Ushi-Oni from bullies
>He is the only one who isn't scared of her
>A few years pass
>Puberty hits the Ushi-Oni like a truck
>She is now significantly taller than him and armed with breasts true to her bovine nature
That poor boy's virginity is going to get shattered.

>> No.17782675
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They're good girls.

>> No.17782677

I have been looking for this for a while now.

>> No.17782681

She's so proud, it's cute!

>> No.17782686

She tried to feed him the corpse of some random beasts she stumbled upon. I wouldn't call that cute.

>> No.17782689


Yeah but she went out of her predatory comfort zone and made a meal for the guy. I agree it's cute that she feels triumphant.

>> No.17782690

She tries, it's better than nothing.

>> No.17782696

Would you enjoy a home cooked meal from an Ushi-Oni who still has trouble with basic cuisine techniques?

>> No.17782707

In the worst case, I can teach her some.
Not in my own kitchen, though, that thing is barely big enough for me, an ushi wouldn't even be able to walk in.

>> No.17782768

There is no better way to live in MGE than to get adopted by a family of undead who treat you like a kid because of how young you are relative to them.

>> No.17782812

How the hell you were looking for it when it's literally in ushi's profile on wiki?

>> No.17782821

I don't use the wiki.

>> No.17782838

Would you be okay with your waifu being a size queen so that when Mamanomana finally starts to effect your body you get a huge dick?

>> No.17782844

I'm afraid I'm gonna need a source on that pic.

>> No.17782850
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>Have a very bad case of arachnophobia
>Absolutely adore the unrelenting rape trains known as ushi-onis

>> No.17782854

It's not too bad. If she really wants it that much from the bottom of her heart it's only normal that you would do her this favor.
If she only wanted it to a certain degree I'm sure you could convince her to settle for something more reasonable.

>> No.17782857

Could always get her hooked on the grower type, where it's regular size for everyday stuff, but grows ten times when aroused. Would cause some awkward moments if you can't control yourself though.

>> No.17782866

Same here.

Even worse, I have both arachnophobia, and a huge spanking fetish, yet I find Ushis adorable.

>> No.17782889

If you are a grower type she will have to show her favorite magic trick to all her friends.
>She pulls out your average flaccid dick
>Her friends are unimpressed
>She starts sucking on it all the way to the base
>The tension rises when they notice a visible bulge in her throat
>She gets teary eyed and barely manages to bob her head a bit
>Finally pulls you out of her
>All her friends gasp at the gigantic size of your member
>Some even hide their own eyes
>Your wife puts on the smuggest smile ever

>> No.17782916

Ushis might be rape trains but they aren't evil.
One would town down her spider side if she was with an arachnophobic Anon, though she might so some creepy stuff like hanging off the ceiling or spin thread in the corners but that can't be helped.

>> No.17782943

I want to be friends with an elf. Nothing inherently lewd, just platonic friendship with the occasional handholding.

>> No.17782948

If a cupid sees you hand holding with an elf she will make you marry each other and fall deeply in love.

>> No.17782969
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It's always a fun time when a Basilisk takes off her mask at her wedding ceremony

>> No.17782979

Why are Basilisks so cute?

>> No.17782982

I bet that basilisk weddings are always packed with oblivious single men not yet knowing what will befall them, and even more single MGs waiting for the moment to come when the orgy starts and they can pounce on their selected prey.

>> No.17782983
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Their eyes are for you alone to see?

>> No.17782984

Fluffy snakes.

>> No.17782986
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More than that: Tanuki wedding planners offer a discount on spontaneous marriages for all persons attending the weddings of Basilisks, Moths, or other AoE arousal monsters.

>> No.17782988

Fluffy snakes sounds the most comfortable, especially when cuddling

I'd love to lock eyes with a nervous Basilisk

>> No.17783007

I bet they try to make the numbers roughly even so they get the maximum number of secondary weddings for the amount of chairs they can seat too.

>> No.17783014

So many innocent man will think they striked the deal of the century when they are offered a free invite to a luxurious wedding with buffet and drinks included.

>> No.17783034

That and the luxury hotel and spa to house them while in town, little realizing why they have such big, sturdy beds.

>> No.17783042

Would your waifu Like video games if you showed them to her?
What kinda of game would she like?

>> No.17783050

My hellhound waifu would love Doom 2016.

>> No.17783061

She'd definitely like fighting games, those would be her favorite. I bet she would like monster hunter a lot too.

>> No.17783066

I'm sure a Ushi Oni would love Project Zomboid.

Put all your points in strength and murder everything.

>> No.17783071
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I'd love to introduce a Wight to the world of rhythm games. And see her get rekt.

>> No.17783074

I'm sure she'd rather have you playing drums on her ass.
What's the small drum-character at the top? I know I saw it somewhere.

>> No.17783076

Yes, Pharaoh would love RTS games. Hell I'm sure if I gave her Age of Mythology she'd treasure the game as holy scriptures.

>> No.17783078

Never give an Atlach-Nacha a handheld or else she will be glued to it while spinning her web with her spider legs.

>> No.17783085

I want to see a wight smashing the keyboard with her ghostly claws after failing too much in osu!

>> No.17783086
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We require additional foxes.
The supply is constantly running thin and the demand never lowers.
Every kind of fox needs breeding.

>> No.17783096
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I have some foxes, but the images come from Danbooru, apparently it triggers people around here.

I'd say foxes need spankings too, but the baby fox look cute and her happy expression is pleasant to look at.

>> No.17783097

Never let her play online FPS or mobas too. She'll vent out her salt on you.

>> No.17783100

That's good though. Her finishing the web is a bad end for everyone and to prevent someone from storming into your house and burning it down the only way is to have her focus on something else.

>> No.17783104

You people make references to monsters I don't know.

Alright, time to hit the wiki.

>> No.17783113

That idol is for impregnating.

>> No.17783124

She would require an hour of constant rape and abuse to calm down after she lost a match because of a feeder on her team.

>Every woman turning into cute chaos spider is a bad end
Her becoming a nerd is the bad end.

>> No.17783128

>Her becoming a nerd is the bad end.
Monster girl NEET manga when?

>> No.17783149

What species would make the best NEET?
I'd go for a reptile, undead or both.

>> No.17783151

I don't know but pudgy NEET monster girls are the cutest.

>> No.17783156

Ice Queens. Her very nature confines her to her palace.

>> No.17783158

I wonder what a Yeti would be into. Nintendo games maybe? I could see one gleefully playing Mario.

>> No.17783162

My Lich waifu would love anything with a lot of text and lots of hard and deep mechanics.

>> No.17783166
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What about an MG vs Humie baseball game.

With a Lich power suppression field so nobody has unfair MG advantages.

>> No.17783168

I would love to play the original ice climbers with my Yeti childhood friend!

>> No.17783180

A lot of species are naturally NEET.
We need a species who neetdom will be special to.

Spoiling a pudgy NEET monster girl and working hard to fuel her snack addiction is the best. Of course she has to pay you back somehow.

>> No.17783183

Probably by trying to take the top when it comes time for the bedding.

Doesn't matter to me though, I'm just going to knead that MEAT

>> No.17783187

What is your personal headcanons for MGE?

>MGE is Earth a few hundred thousand years into the future. Magic is just an organic form of radiation, gained by the previous nuclear wars on the planet. This is also the reason why the gods were worried about overpopulation, it was the driving factor in the war in the first place.

>> No.17783193
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Not a bad headcanon, aside from the fact that none of us will live to see our waifus.

>> No.17783201

>No Juri Hann Jiangshi

>> No.17783210

>Tomboy Yeti childhood friend who exclusively wears flannel

>> No.17783220

huff the fluff!

>> No.17783221

People will become random chaos monsters, not just shitty spiders. Chaos girls are cute, but what they do and what they are is pretty shit.

>> No.17783231

>During the day she is a lazy NEET
>At night she is a voracious semen demon

Abusing her while she is still under rigor mortis has to feel awesome. Though I do fear the payback .

>> No.17783234

>Though I do fear the payback .
It's the ind of fear that makes your heart clench in hidden, forbidden anticipation. Just imagine watching her finish up her morning stretches, even as the cum leaks from her abused holes, that dangerous purple glint in her eyes as she turns to look at you.

>> No.17783235

I never noticed they taped the table and cutting board together in the after picture.

>> No.17783240
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Developing this further, can you imagine how MGs will react, if they realised that their husbands' ancestors loved them?
What if they discover a buried log of all our threads, past, present and future? Hundreds, if not thousands of men who learned to draw, learned to write, shitposted day in and day out, prayed, begged, screamed in despair for a waifu. Men who turned their life around out of their sheer devotion to their love. All of them now dust, fifty generations before the first succubus was born.
Who knows? Maybe the first of their kind will be made by the hand of some future genius that discovers our little cesspool, his name lost to the onslaught of time.

>> No.17783248

May the age of the pear continue.

>> No.17783253

Pretty much.

She loves to snack and loves to 'snack'

Truly an insatiable beast.

>> No.17783255

The book profile implies that once completed the web will corrupt every human into Atlach-Nachas and their husbands.

I can only imagine what kind of mix-ups and supers she will do you in with.

>> No.17783265

Experiencing the full extent of it and the tragedy it represents would break them, they don't know how to process such sad endings. They may even try to make it a good ending by fucking with time travel, as motivated as they are to fix it.

>> No.17783269

The stronger you are the higher your SE pool is, meaning you are harder to incubize and more resistant to monster effects. If you do transform the chances of impregnating a monsters go up exponentially.

Mamono mana is also weaker. Some of the non rapey monsters might turn you down and not everything lives for 1000 of years.

For the world where it takes place I like to imagine it's fucking hueg with some of it not explored and lands where the DL's mana didn't reach

>> No.17783273
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This mouse needs a house.

>> No.17783275

I like her blouse

>> No.17783276

I need to sniff her first.

>> No.17783278
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One can only hope.

>> No.17783301
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Real Fae hours?

>> No.17783307
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Juri is a Korean.

>> No.17783311

Close enough to china to share or have it's own version of a jiangshi then.

>> No.17783314

Yeah but tell e Jiangshi isn't the best fit for her. Maybe a ghoul

>> No.17783315

Remind her who runs the house when she gets greedy and asks you to prone bone her while she eats a cake.

Regardless she would make such a great undead.

>> No.17783317
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Are magically adept Dollarhams able to manipulate monster mojo to allow their heads to float around like a Castlevania Dullahan?

>> No.17783319

She doesn't look homeless though. I'm sure she would be a nice neighbor.

>> No.17783326

She'll always bug you about looking lonely, and needing a good home cooked meal. All sorts of subtle nudges to invite her into your space and comfort zone.

>> No.17783329

Is this a tenga sized fae or a large model?

That would be too spooky for most men to handle.

>> No.17783331

Of course.
I'd tell her that I do.

Right before prone boning her while she eats a cake and watches anime.

>> No.17783335

I'd visit and cook her some food once in a while. If I made some dessert using cheese I would make sure to give her some bites too.
I'm sure she would find a man in no time though.

>> No.17783345

You're so dense anon.

>> No.17783351

I heard that mouse girls like cream pies. Maybe you should try baking one for her and visiting her after her night shift ends.

>> No.17783367

Are you telling Anon to feed his cream to a tired sweaty mice who just came home from work?

>> No.17783368

How about a griffon that likes making things?

>> No.17783369

Maybe I’m a romantic, but
>Every human and monster girl has a fated lover(s) that they are destined to meet and marry
>Monster’s sensitity to mamono mana and spirit energy allow them to instinctively know if they would be a good match, similar to how fellow humans smell ‘good’ if their antibodies are different from yours
>this is why monsters don’t rape the first person they see and you can’t be captured by someone who isn’t your wife
Essentially, what we’ve all been promised since we were young. “There’s a perfect lady for you out there somewhere” but now it’s true

>> No.17783371

Sure, why not? I'm sure she'll be happy to accept such a nice gift from a close friend.

>> No.17783374

I'm not dense though. She is lonely and sad, ao I'd make her happy again so she can find a husband.

I'd give her a lot of cheese cakes and maybe I could surprise her with a cream pie. Though I have a feeling she would be dissapointed when she sees the freshly baked pie ready for her to eat.

>> No.17783379

What if she suggests the two of you should share an apartment to save on living expenses and keep each other company as roommates? Nothing suspicious about that, right? You just might catch her in compromising situations, like doing chores in nothing but an apron, or stepping out of the shower with nothing but a towel on.

>> No.17783380

Just make sure she's working out.
Don't want all those pies and cakes to get to you.

>> No.17783391

This is why monster girl roommates are the best/worst. Especially the ones who leave the shower with their towel on their head rather than on their body.

>> No.17783393

True, we could save some money by living together but people might get the wrong idea! Though I guess saying that she is my roommate might solve some things.
Also, we would need to set up some rules in the house before she sets in. Being naked like that is definitely a no, but wearing just wearing a shirt and panties would be fine though. It would be embarrassing if she caught me masturbating.

Of course. She won't be able to get a boyfriend if all she does is stay in her room. She might as well go outside and exercise a bit.

>> No.17783399

She'll definitely abide by your rules, she doesn't want to make you uncomfortable. She scares easily though, due to her species, so you'll have to indulge her in calming down her nerves during thunderstorms or after she's had some nightmares.

>> No.17783401

Any spider girl. Their tendency to build a nest shouldn't be underestimated.
>you tell them you won't make them any food is they don't get out
>ends up disguising nets everywhere
>everytime you get caught, she comes and make you promise to cook her something
>moves her webs around everytime you're out
>ends up being a cat and mouse game

>> No.17783405

Oh no. I wouldn't be able to resist watching scary movies with her and later giving her some spooks. It might be safe to have a unicorn close in case she has a heart attack.
But yeah, when she gets scared we can sit together and talk, maybe watch some tv or play games. If she keeps getting nightmares I'll buy a plushie to sleep with her.

>> No.17783417

She'd probably love that plushie and hug it any chance she got, especially if it was an animal that reminds her of you. Might not stop her having nightmares and wanting to sleep next to you though.

>> No.17783432

>All the other spiders work hard by making clothing and other crafts with their silk
>She won't even craft herself a T-shirt instead borrowing yours
>When she gets hungry she prefers to send you an SMS rather than go to the store
>She goes around naked whenever her (your) shirts get dirty because she can't bother washing them

>> No.17783433
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Today's new wife commission has already arrived and it's super great!

>> No.17783435

I have no idea about what animal that would be so I'd just look for the cutest one. I don't know about sleeping together, she's not a kid anymore so the answer would most likely be no.
If we sat down and watched TV late at night we might nap together though. I'm a light sleeper so I'd wake up before her and I'd princess carry her to bed like any other roommate would do.

>> No.17783436

To be honest, if I learned that my wife went to the store naked or wearing my clothes, I'd be pissed too.

A shame you can't spank spiders.

>> No.17783446
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So much Gazer ass lately.

>> No.17783450

>Automatrons are actually old police/military droids that got mutated by DE.

>> No.17783456

You aren't trying hard enough and we need more spider with asses.

>> No.17783458

>She doesn't look homeless though
She's at an apartment complex it looks

>> No.17783460

>spreading her goo
Thank god I don't like gazer or else there would be a hole in my pants.

>> No.17783463
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>we need more spider with asses

>> No.17783471
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>> No.17783474

>It’s been over an hour! What are you doing in there?
>Perfect mofu doesn’t happen overnight!

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>> No.17783476

I guess that's better.
Finding a comfortable position allowing strong strikes will be difficult, I don't think you can take her over your kness.

>> No.17783477

>accidentally walk into her web
>"Ah, Anon. Just in time. I needed someone to binge watch this show with me."
>wraps you up and brings you to her nest where she uses you as a daki

>> No.17783481

For some reason, that kind of spidergirl does trigger my arachnophobia, while Ushis and the likes don't.

>> No.17783484 [DELETED] 

c u n n y

>> No.17783485

Good thing Gazers have all those eyes so she can watch me mating press the fuck out of her from every possible angle

>> No.17783487

She has spider eyes, unlike MGE spiders.

>> No.17783490

Neato! How are their prices?

>> No.17783495

That's not the eyes (even if they're freaky), I think it's the legs coming from the back.

>> No.17783500

What kind of MG would the Gaki guys get? I know Tanaka would get a shark girl because he likes sharks

>> No.17783504

Tubby, christmas cake tanukis in sling bikinis.

>> No.17783505

He does stream commissions every friday for ~$30-$50. Only 3 slots, you gotta show up fast.
Non-stream stuff costs more, especially for girls with complicated designs it's like ~$60-$80. This was one of those.
I think that's the last butt picture for a little while
unless a request or two ends up butt-focused

>> No.17783507

I hope you're ready to deal with a very horny mouse masturbating to pictures she took of you while moaning your name and wishing you would fuck her brains out.

>> No.17783512
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Ushi's are part-bovine, so that explains things.

>> No.17783514

They are? Shit, they'll get upset at me eating beef.

>> No.17783517

So Ushis lactate?

If I leave them alone do they grow large breasts?

>> No.17783518
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I have a strong feeling that MGE spiders have buttcheeks much like Lamias, it's just that MGE arachne get no art so it's hard to tell.
They aren't literal cows, so of course they won't care if folks eat beef. Same goes for Holsts and the like.

>> No.17783523
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They'd lactate in the same way Minotaurs and Hakutaku's do, so it'd have to be pregnancy or lactation potion induced.

>> No.17783526

Noice. Why so small though?

Do you have a daki? What is your daki pic?

>> No.17783529

Remember to avoid time travel.

You never know when you may accidentally go back in time and cause a loli dragon to go yan for you only so she can find you years later when she's a super powerful CC

>> No.17783531

But thats exactly what i want! I want a yan CC dragon!

>> No.17783533

Or you step on a twig in the far past and return to find that your wife had actually monsterized into a completely different species.

>> No.17783534

Time for alchemy then.
Gonna supercharge a holst milk based potion so that ushi has massive milk tanks befitting of her strength!

>> No.17783538

That would be extremely hard to deal with. My heart belongs to someone else and I want her to find a husband but watching such display would be too much.
Still, I think if I'm calm I'd be able to resist her temptations and I'd get a horny guy for her as soon as possible. If not I'd give her the creampies she wants so much even if she can't walk properly afterwards.

>> No.17783539

But she will have decades, if not centuries, of built up lust as she looked for you.

That would also happen.

>> No.17783546

What if I take the CC back in time so I can enjoy double dragon sex with her loli form too?

>> No.17783548

>if not centuries, of built up lust as she looked for you.
I know, and im going to enjoy every second of it when she releases ot.

>> No.17783549

Time paradox, depositing everyone involved in Pandemonium. Where there's no time to break.

>> No.17783554

http://twitter.com/apm_ax/status/809848218632802305 Got this one.
Probably gonna get another couple designs before I decide to print one.
Probably going to ask one of the japanese artists I've commissioned if they'd be up for doing one.

>> No.17783555

Would create a bunch of dragon daughterus in there.

>> No.17783557

You end up with a young, estranged daughteru and a pregnant current wife.....unless you stay in the past, in which case you have a girl who got pregnant in two different time periods at the same time.

Anon, she has the potions for that, the matirials for that, and the strength to wring every last drop from you for a week straight.

>> No.17783562

I want to marry a heavily corrupted monstrous Dark Priest and live forever in live forever in live forever in live forever in-

>> No.17783568

>for a week straight.
I expectex more from her.

>> No.17783569

I dreamed my Mad Hatter Waifu breast-fed me hot tea while bouncing her ass on my cock and hypnotizing me into stuffing her full with sweet honeyed words and microscopic spores emitting from her cleavage in my face
It was a good dream!!!

>> No.17783570

Oh no, I know exactly what I do with this dumb dragon. I'd go back in time, grab my child self and have him stay with her, that way we would be together on every timeline at every second.

>> No.17783574

I'm talking a week of no sleep, no rest, no food, no drink.

She'll sustain those to the bare minimum with her demonic energy as she milks you into a womb that will be stretched to its furthest limits at all times.

That would be good, although you may find you have more kids in the present.

>> No.17783576

>Anon is more yan than the monster
What a rare sight.

>> No.17783578

>She'll sustain those to the bare minimum with her demonic energy as she milks you into a womb that will be stretched to its furthest limits at all times
This is exactly what i want and need.

>> No.17783580

Well thats good, because I doubt either of you will be able to walk at the end of that week

>> No.17783581

Nah, I'd go back to the timeline where we time travaled back, that way it's just the two of us and we can have as many babies as we want knowing that we will always be together forever, even in the past.

I'll take that as a compliment.

>> No.17783582
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Checkin' the goods.

>> No.17783588

I wouldn't need to.

>> No.17783590

>Yep, that's a Kumiho

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>> No.17783595

I'd like to imagine my Dark Mage waifu would like video games, or at least like that they're something I enjoy.

>> No.17783600

Having her silently stroke your hair with her boobs pressed into your neck watching attentively as you sit in her lap and play must be well enough.

>> No.17783606

Breast feeding ice cream, tea, chocolate milk and whatever has to be one of the dumbest things the thread has come up with.

>> No.17783607

Post imgur

>> No.17783608


>> No.17783613

I would like that very much, yes.

>> No.17783614

Eh, it’s Wonderland, I give him a pass

>> No.17783620

>razor sharp teeth
I've always imagined Werewolves having those, but now I've seen it in an image it looks really unappealing and creepy.

>> No.17783623

Even when she falls asleep like that sniffing your hair with her arms draped around you because of staying up all night researching interdimensional magic? What would you do then?

>> No.17783626

Never really had a lewd dream with waifu. The one I remember the most was one we were at her sister's wedding ceremony and after it finished her sister whispered something on her ear, which made waifu look at me lewdly with a blush.

>> No.17783631
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I still like it, puts the "monster" in monster girl while still letting the girl be cute.

>> No.17783635

If anything I'd be the one falling asleep, but in the case you mentioned? I don't know. I'd probably be stuck in the embrace of a sleeping mage with her huge tits pressing on my neck/resting on my head.
I wouldn't be able to do shit.

>> No.17783636

I don't like. Panties are a lot more erotic.

>> No.17783642

How dare you, those are spats.

>> No.17783646

What's the difference?

>> No.17783651

Mothhplay is really hot anon.

>> No.17783655
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Where is your god now?

>> No.17783656


>> No.17783660

You notice how he's still posting images that aren't relevant at all to what he's typing?

>> No.17783662

Compression/bicycling shorts

>> No.17783663

Who gives a fuck?

>> No.17783665

Not really, no.

>> No.17783667

>Compression shorts
So medical stuff for people having circulatory problems?

>> No.17783674

So I'm re-reading the Gremilin profile
Firstly, I thought they were supposed to be insecure about their bodies? I don't read anything like that in the current version.
Secondly, are they involved with the Sabbath in any way? I can't see anything about it and I'm wondering if I'm missing something.

>> No.17783682

>Looking up on parasitic architecture
You know, fuck off all the shitty postmodern design, this kind of stuff would be perfect in a Yharnam-esque labyrinthine undead kingdom.

And it's perfect for small secluded areas carved out from in between buildings where you can find some privacy and romance.

>> No.17783683

Who the fuck are you on about?

>> No.17783687

The usual boogeyman routine.

>> No.17783698

I'm guessing he's the guy paranoid about the "booru poster" as if it's just one guy.

If that's the case, I'm the one that posted the fox with the booru filename because it's the same one from the ryona image it was relevant to saying she's cute/I found her after reverse image searching. Despite what some paranoid nutjob thinks, boorus are actually pretty popular sites and thinking one person in the thread is the only one that uses them is complete lunacy.

>> No.17783699

>but now I've seen it in an image it looks really appealing and cute.
Hey anon, it looks like you made a few typos, so I went ahead and fixed that sentence for you.

>> No.17783702

It looks like they hired 10 different architects but no civil engineers to design an addition onto a building.

>> No.17783708

I use Danbooru because not only it allows me to post the picture directly without downloading it, but it's also really easy to find the source if people get curious and want to check the guy's Pixiv.

And when I do save the picture, the keywords make it easy to find it back.
So fuck that scrub.

>> No.17783710

It would fit wonderland more.

>> No.17783719

I disagree, I think wonderland architecture would be more optical illusiony

>> No.17783726

If anything it would be both.

>> No.17783728

If you upload a picture from pixiv with a pixiv filename, people can literally click a button and be taken to the source page.

>> No.17783733

But I don't speak Japanese and I need to log in to access Pixiv, so using Danbooru is quicker and easier.

>inb4 "hahah he dont speak japanese xdddd kek"

>> No.17783741

>Some of Earth's nations do exist still.
>Mainly has vestigal empires with super technology (think fallen empires from Stellaris).
>Preferring to remain isolated in 99% most of the time.
>It's the 1% of the time when they do interact with others that makes both monster and Order nations nervous.
>Nothing really shocks these empires anymore since they have seen it all.

>> No.17783742

>implying you need to speak japanese to use pixiv
>implying you have to log into pixiv more than once
Modern browsers have a really nice feature called remembering your login information. If you don't trust the browser itself with that, you can write your own browser extension for most of them and hold your login information as securely as possible behind that.

>> No.17783751

>implying you need to speak japanese to use pixiv
I kinda do. I'm not going to keep a gazillions bookmarks with every monster girl to find the one I want to post easily.
>implying you have to log into pixiv more than once
More like implying I don't have several accounts on Pixiv for lewd and non-lewd stuff.

>> No.17783753

Lamiass is integral, you can't bend a loli apophis over a piece of furniture and buttfuck her if she doesn't have a butt.

>> No.17783758

Why would you need several accounts?

>> No.17783763

Because I post cute stuff on my main account and I post disgusting stories of p0n0s shoved in ass in the other.

>> No.17783769

It's good but it's a shame it's just gazer, one of the shit ones up there with cait and cheshire but to each their own I guess
got a link? You gotta sauce these artists and how much they cost

>> No.17783781

bottom right and >>17783505

>> No.17783788

Man I don't know a lick of Japanese and I use pixiv all the time.
It's dead simple to figure out what tags are.

>> No.17783867

Friendly reminder that in order for a maid to be truly respectable, her master must clean his maid's anus with his tongue at least once a day. Otherwise she'll be all stressed and uncomfortable from feeling so unclean!

>> No.17783868

That can't be right anon. Master doesn't clean for maid, maid cleans for master!

>> No.17783874
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Flattery takes you everywhere with Dragons.

>> No.17783878

This is yet another reason by maids are shit. That's fucking disgusting.

>> No.17783881

>And do you now?

Aw hell, the dragon's going full "notice me senpai".

>> No.17783885

Joke's on you buddy, monstergirls don't poop!

>> No.17783891

That it does. People often forget praises are one of their weaknesses.

>> No.17783894

>no shy smoke hobo to watch you shower from behind the curtains.
>when you open them you see "I LOVE YOU!" written on the foggy mirror.

>> No.17783902

Akaname detected.

>> No.17783910

That's adorable! I'm so glad we've been happily married for so long.

>> No.17783921

>Step into Dragons lair
>"I come here to steal the most beautiful, majestic and precious treasure in the world!"
>Dragon begins to crack her knuckles
>"Like Im letting you toucy my hoard!"
>"I didnt came for that worthless crap. I told you I came for the most majestic, beautiful and precious treasure."
>"Are you calling my hoard worthless?!"
>"Next to this most precious trasure, yes. Way less than worthless."
>Dragon looks around confused seeing if perhaps the cave had some secret treasure she was unaware of.
>"Im talking about YOU!"

>> No.17783924

That's when she says "No, anon. You were the treasure all along!" and you have to fight her to see who is the most precious treasure.

Fight with dragon wife would be nice.

>> No.17783933

What would she do if she accidentally miscalculate her strenght during the fight and knocks you out?

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>> No.17783955

Then you'd have a panicking and crying dragon begging for forgiveness. Though it would've been your fault for not being strong enough.

>> No.17783961

>crow tengu look for them seeking the history of ages past
>hakutaku seek their directions to the great hidden libraries of ancient Men
>gremlins open them, maintain them and study their strange yet complex mechanisms
>salamanders, lizardgirls, amazons and elves spar with them in a mysterious tradition of hand-to-hand combat
>merrow swim to coasts with them for material to compose great tragedies of Man for the theatres of Ryugojo
The Old World lives yet in the far future.

Within these hidden vaults, the Immortal Men reside, waiting for the up-cycle of magic to come once again. Ever wary of their rivals, the Great Female Lizards, the Immortal Men do not engage in the petty squabbles of the newborn kingdoms. Instead, they hire MGs to run the shadows for them, and advance their unfathomable agendas.

>> No.17783976

Play ded

>> No.17783998
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We will never hurt you. Do not be afraid. Close your eyes and let us become one for an eternity

>> No.17784002

Can't I just leave the shoggoth out in the rain?

>> No.17784008

This isn't MacArthur Park.

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A good assessment.

>> No.17784021

Would a Gremlin get angry at me playing Burnout and crashing cars in there?

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>> No.17784024

For some reason, I imagine one getting moist from something like that.

>> No.17784025

Whoops, looks like I'll have to sacrifice myself for the Desert Kingdom's sake.
Do not mourn for me.

>> No.17784030

Explosive deconstruction is the best finale a Gremlin can imagine for any of their inventions.

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I wouldn't mind seeing Nav attempt a Lamia loli again.
My ideal appearance for an Apophis loli is one with white hair and a lighter shade of purple for her skin.
Big butt and wide hips included.

>> No.17784047

>Big butt and wide hips included.
That should be the default for them.
Flat butt is a crime.

>> No.17784065

What about flattery that's really just passive aggressiveness?

>> No.17784073

She takes your shinies and dumps you on the side of the road two countries over.

>> No.17784075

>You'll never be an Apophis' childhood friend
>She'll never start following her instincts only for the comfy to overwhelm her.

>> No.17784077

Why would she steal my spoons?

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>> No.17784090

>Dragon on a pile of stainless steel utensils

>> No.17784093

>Did your waifu say listen to your heart?
>Be who you are on the inside?
>I need three words to tear her argument apart
>I'd rather be SHINY like a treasure from a sunken pirate wrek

>> No.17784094

Would you touch a goat?
Even when she was blackout drunk?
Do Satyros enjoy being date raped?

>> No.17784098


Talk about giving a whole new meaning to "Spooning"

>> No.17784099

Uh-oh anon! Your cucumbers keep disappearing from the fridge, never to be seen again! Your waifu is as confused as you are, so it has to be your daughteru. What do?

>> No.17784100
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The 3rd and last Witch Miia picture from Sookmo is done.

It always amazes me how fast the man is. I'm really happy with how they all came out. Can't wait for him to open up again.

>> No.17784102

I could see a chef Dragon collecting all sorts of rare cutlery.

>> No.17784103

>Jimmy and Ophy napping together during nap time
>Only Ophy is still awake
>"Kuhu, I need to only bite him once to make him mine forever!"
>"Just one bite!"
>"Just one teeny, tiny....bite..."
>Falls asleep, wrapping her tail around Jimmy out of pure instinct and cuddling him

>> No.17784104

Overall, I like the setting for MGE as is with just a few minor changes: no Order, modern day technology, and if my dreams came true, travel would be possible between our world and theirs.

>> No.17784108

It’ll be much more worth it to let him choose her naturally and feel his manly lust overtake her. Then she’ll know even if she kinkily bites him while making out, it’s his choice to flatten her on the bed and ravage her!

>> No.17784110

I imagine dark mages like all sorts of nerdy classic fantasy stuff

>> No.17784117

Woe behold to anyone who gets between an immortal man and dragon argument about tacos and the apporiate day your supposed to eat them.

>> No.17784120

I don't really have any head canon so to speak, I love the setting questionable parts and all.

I guess the closest I have is kingdoms and individual monster girls I've imagined and think about a lot but that's not really head canon.

>> No.17784125

Please do not cumflate your Familiar homestays when they show you their “extra cute” Halloween costumes. She won’t be able to go have fun with her friends the night of.

>> No.17784126

Cute! Now I'm imagining coiling around him being a comfort mechanism for her.
That boy's gonna need to get strong if his childhood friend is going to be piggybacking so often.
She'll probably drag him into her coils and hiss if that mean Pharaoh from the next class over tries to steal her beloved childhood friend from her.

>> No.17784128

Friday is taco Tuesday

>> No.17784130


>Magic is just an organic form of radiation, gained by the previous nuclear wars on the planet.

This makes me imagine the Order making a sort of geiger counter that detects DE so they can detect any monsters in hiding in order-controlled lands

>> No.17784133

Clearly it's Thursday.
>multiple jobs have been posted against the Hidden Empires, with a choice of husbandoes for the successful mercenary
>their task: to deny taco supplies to the city except on Thursdays
>the imported tacos have been enchanted to rot at midnight on Friday

>> No.17784135

Ice queens, dark mages, most dragons (not all of them I assume) kind of plant girls (decidedly less mobile but apperently they can still move around) queen slimes who have their other parts go and do everything for them, Gremlins

>> No.17784138

>Anon happens to turn into a dashing young stud in high school
>puberty hits Apophis like a freight train
>but also hits the rival Pharoah the same
>classmates jealous anon has two bombshell exotic girls hanging off him all the time
>he’s more concerned just trying to keep them from killing each other

>> No.17784139

I don't think Apophis bites work the same way on men anyway, do they?

>> No.17784149

They somewhat do make the guy into a slave of love through their venom.

>> No.17784150

It rapidly corrupts him into an Incubus alongside intense pleasure.

Monstergirls would get heart pupils from his new scent.

>> No.17784151

Even if it was harmless with no effect, how could you say no to a girl who just tried to claim you so she could love you the rest of her life and always be with you? Its the most meaningful gesture she knows.

>> No.17784164

>Even the Pharaoh's Anubis lackey is a bombshell
>But she has to sit in the sidelines as Pharaoh and Ophy fight over Jimmy, even though she likes him too

>> No.17784165

Since the setting isn't super duper detailed as far general mood goes, mostly in a smart decision to let people paint over it however they want.
I like to imagine the setting more like berserk for instance then standard jrpg stuff. Like a young knight setting out I'd just as likely to encounter something way out of their leauge then easy monsters to grind on. Of course all the bad ends and sudden deaths replaced with rape. And of course this is all because I am an unashamed femdomfag

>> No.17784166

What if a Satyros wakes up to find herself being protected by a man of virtue who'd rather see to her comfort than take advantage of the inebriated?

>> No.17784172

Oh, right. Forgot about that bit.
I bet there's a bit of a black market in Apophis venom for MGs who want their husband to be an incubus fast.

>> No.17784174

I imagine she would react similarly to a Kiki whose master bought watermelon.

>> No.17784179
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Stay in bed all day

>> No.17784183

What is wrong with Kikis and watermelon?

>> No.17784184

To be honest I prefer the more femdom heavy translations of the old profiles even if they were apparently inaccurate.

>> No.17784188

There's probably a wandering Apophis who "rewards" single men she encounters with her bite. After that, he'd get claimed by the nearest monstergirl shortly.

>> No.17784189

>than take advantage of the inebriated?
Bacchus followers actually have a strict rule against taking advantage of drunk people.

>> No.17784197

I assume they have a sub clause of "if you're drunk out of your mind too it's okay though."

>> No.17784202

Be careful.

>> No.17784211

I'd love to cuddle with a smoke hobo.

>> No.17784213

Total profiles is up to 206 right?

>> No.17784220

Where are the other pages Anon, I want to know about the extremist army

>> No.17784223

Correct, I keep them all numbered in release order and Tritonia was 206.

>> No.17784227

After the tritonia girl, it's at 207

>> No.17784241

>It's been the only jobs on the board that's never been successfully completed. Although this doesn't stop them from trying.

>> No.17784251

Even better if she’s a nerd in a bombshell body.
>Pharoah instructs her to tutor anon to keep him away from Apophis after school
>she ogles him the whole time and shlicks furiously the minute he leaves

>> No.17784272


For the most part my headcanon has to do with my favorite MG

But to add on to or alter >>17783369

It's just a little idea i've had

>In the beginning (back when the Demon lord was gettings things set up) MGs were wholly unaware of our worlds existence. But after things settled down the idea came to them. "What if there was a world with only humans and the very idea of a MG was nothing more than a fantasy to them?"
>A gremlin, lich, along with other MGs with powerful magics or impressive technical know-how who were working at the palace began to research this idea.
>It took years but eventually what they made was basically a window that let them peer into our world. It wasn't a proper portal although it let them look around this world at their leisure. Basically like a pseudo-google maps.
>When the demon lord took a look through it she was saddened by what she saw and decided that once things were settled with the Chief God that she would devote more people to the R&D of making a portal
>News of this window spread and thus MG travelers from all over to take a peek into it.
>They as well others involved in the creation of the window could sense immense desire for MGs in general or for a specific kind which was a curious discovery for them. They were, however, unaware of /mgt/ or any other mg focused community but it affirmed the earlier theory that the idea of MGs existed in some form.
>Work on a portal is merely a side project for the time being so who knows how long it'll take.

>> No.17784285

But that's what headcanon is for.

>> No.17784294

That sounds really cute. I'd read it.

>> No.17784295

Is it wrong if I would want my Zombie wife with a Tanaka-tier body to stay a low-intelligence horny personal slut instead of her turning into a Wight?

>> No.17784296

Meanwhile, >>17780756 , quantum wurm accidentallly opens the portals, but the "scientific" community fails to take notice because they think they found evidence of monster girls in Japan. It turns out, that its just some sad, lonely man making drawings of them.

>> No.17784297

Did you just reply to your own day old post?

>> No.17784300

Only a human male can protect the peace. The desert kingdoms will go uninvaded, but the same can't be said of the apophis' tight loli holes.

>> No.17784313

Of course not. It means you love her the way she is.

>> No.17784316

Not at all, dumb sluts are cute. Look at hobgoblin, jubjub and wurm.

>> No.17784321

I do love her the way she is. People may not all like it but I just want to express my love and have love expressed to me through constant horniness and sex. And yes, quite a few races are perfect for that!

>> No.17784323

Do not bully the wurm! She's not dumb, just determined. Once she finds her husband, she can function just like any other monster.

>> No.17784324

>Wurm sets her juggernaut determination on having daughterus
How fucked is hubby?

>> No.17784325

I just want to feel loved

>> No.17784327

Dumb sluts are, in a way, the most pure kind of Monstergirl. No pretense or agenda, just sexy slutty bodies going right to you with intent to make love.

>> No.17784334

Indeed, anon. She is your wife and you know what's best for her, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Just imagine her cute, goofy smile when you are giving her love.

Depends on how determined he is.

>> No.17784335

You're completely alone in this, we're all here to discuss the ethics and mechanics behind monstergirls whilst we touch ourselves.

>> No.17784339

And I'd write it. If I had any skills.

>> No.17784351

Look at the pastebin link in the OP.
Many of the dead writefags didn't know how to write either and that didn't stop them.

>> No.17784353

Surely you refer to mannerism such as chin rubbing and head scratching right? Be careful using such an odious term.

>> No.17784355

That’s what its all about. Her highest and ONLY aspiration is to be fucked by husband, so providing that completely utterly fulfills her. No side goals of hoards or castles or contracts or even comfort. Just having husband’s cock stuffing her holes.
I truly think it’s romantic in a way. To fully fulfill her sense of self with just one action. I want to be able to give that to her and not have it taken away by complicating her world or ability to perceive it.

>> No.17784361

Surely you were not implying that I was refferring to the mechanical act of sexual stimulation? That kind of perverse and deviant behaviour has no place in these parts, good sir!

>> No.17784370

You know the whole reason I got into monster girls was femdom

>> No.17784378

Some of them did need to be changed but damn i loved the whole 'They rape you into being a husband for them'.
My fetishes are so weird.I just want a dragon to kidnap me and make me her treasure.

>> No.17784382


>> No.17784383

Exactly, they deserve love too.
I like the thought of them finding happiness really easily from the little things. Smiles from girls like that are worth the world.

>> No.17784385

We've got shit writers now that won't stop.

>> No.17784390

Does spirit energy get absorbed faster through butt stuff like with alcohol?

>> No.17784392

It's romatic in the most basic monster kind of way: the more you have sex the bigger is your love and that's all that matters.

>> No.17784395

Please for the love of god drop it.

>> No.17784401

Nope. I'm responding to a response about the idea I proposed.

>> No.17784404

Supposedly monsters have organs for digesting it all over, I imagine it's no better or worse.

>> No.17784405

Since I like to imagine this setting as pretty non-violent or atleast non-lethal the most tragic thing I can think of is this. Certain monsters live very long or forever. Elves have a long life span and automatons for the most part seem to never age. Well what about their husbands? Lets say he doesn't become a incubus and passes away. Imagine the monster waiting for him to be reincarnated so she can seek him out and shower him in love once again.
>Walking with your waifu around town you pass a graveyard.
>A ways in the rows of headstones you both notice a familiar sight.
>A old automaton that hasn't moved in years, her frame is rusty and she is covered in foliage and is sitting against the headstone leaning against it like it was her lover.

>> No.17784406

as long as it goes in their bodies i'm pretty it absorbs the SE at the same rate.

>> No.17784423

With all the memes about shattered pelvises, what happens if the guy's spinal cord gets severed and now he's paralyzed from the waist down? Does Mamanowhateverit'scalled fix that? At the very least I'd sue for damages...

>> No.17784427

Kinda. The glorious MAMOMO MANA makes the world run on porn physics, so monsters with greater than human strength can get as rough as you want and there won't be any lasting damage. It'll probably only even hurt in the right ways

>> No.17784430

Sure you could have that happen, but remember that nay monster with two brain cells would feed their husband some mermaid blood in order to make him live until he is a incubus.

>> No.17784432

Ressurection magic or the girl asking for death to give her husband back.

>> No.17784446

I'm pretty sure the first application of DE that KC wrote about was that it prevents injuries during sex, especially from monster parts.

>> No.17784448

The worst thing that probably happens I'd like an asanagi doujin with the genders reversed

>> No.17784449

I can't think of any currently active writers who are shit on a Knuckles or weeb name guy from TFT.
Beast really needs to work on the dialogue and grammar, but that's about it.

>> No.17784450

Mamono mana fixes literally everything. If you are missing a limb or two they will actually grow back.

>> No.17784451

>>A old automaton that hasn't moved in years, her frame is rusty and she is covered in foliage and is sitting against the headstone leaning against it like it was her lover.
I was about to say that demonic energy makes you immortal/long lived too, but that depressing example may actually happen because Automatons are just machines powered through DE.
If I were an artist I'd draw that scene, it sounds beautiful in a sad way.

>> No.17784452

There's being shit as in "being inexperienced", and being shit as in "being an ESL".

I'm both.

>> No.17784453

>A old automaton that hasn't moved in years, her frame is rusty and she is covered in foliage and is sitting against the headstone leaning against it like it was her lover.
The dumb broad should've incubized the guy if she didn't want to suffer.

>> No.17784456

You ever seen the movie misery?

>> No.17784457

But it doesn't fix death anon, it doesn't fix death... I mean it does but it's extremely hard to resurrect males as it's stated on MG2, so unless you are married to a top level lich I would't risk it.

>> No.17784459

Could be from a time before the current DL.
Automatons have been around since ancient times, after all.

>> No.17784465

>weeb name guy from TFT
Sukiru Ikeada or yudahito?

>> No.17784467

>Automatons have been around since ancient times, after all.
They were pretty much just genderless battle droids though, why would she be chilling next to a human tombstone that's far younger than her.

>> No.17784468

Maybe I don't want to live

>> No.17784471


I would ask Saint George how he did it

>> No.17784472

>Sukiru Ikeada
That guy. I never even heard of the other one, must be someone I haven't read.

>> No.17784475

Anon, no, that's how you attract wisps.

>> No.17784477

I've never really had a problem with Beast's dialogue. I guess I'm just easy to please.

>> No.17784482

He had this below average story of 3 brothers, each on the monster, order, and neutral sides respectively.
Not really terrible, but his Bio blurb thing on TFT makes him sound a tad pretentious.

>> No.17784486

Oh yeah, speaking of does anyone remember that one guy on the old wiki who did actually good stuff? Like he had demonic alcohols that honestly sounded like they could be from a book, and a couple of other good things as well

>> No.17784490

Could have been the human she was partnered with.
Their form factor hasn't really changed with the new DL, they pretty much have the same tech as they did back then including the "extraction device" they just run on DE now.

>> No.17784496

It's not terrible but it just doesn't feel natural enough. One anon said it reads like a school play and I sort of get what he means, characters are too blunt with what they say and how they say it, or they have dialogue that would have looked better as a description or action.

>> No.17784503

Many of the TFT blurbs are. Monstergirl Examiner is one that specifically springs to mind, because he writes these massive novel sized stories but no one reads the things.
I don't know if it's the size putting people off or how pretentious he is.

>> No.17784521

They had the milking device in the lost civilization age too?
Why would they merge realdolls with Terminators?

>> No.17784523

What kind of tall tails do you think exist in the world of monster girls?

>> No.17784525

He hangs out on MGU and wrote part of their blackjack and hookers setting
He also is on /monster/ and asked for story commissions, then (if I remember right) got salty when people didn't care.

Long stories without anything gripping doesn't help.

>> No.17784536

He does have a way of making detective noir boring somehow.
I can't remember the name, but we had one here a few years ago that was really good. It wasn't the best writing, but the story and characters were interesting and it featured a character who was secretly a batshit insane yandere for the hero.

>> No.17784539

Every time I see that image I remember the cronenberg greentext

>> No.17784544

I may suck at writing story's and characters but at least I consider myself okay at smut thanks to spending time on some unsavory internet places.
Then again I think any story ideas I have are a little to /tg/ for this place

>> No.17784548

Truly the appeal of robobooty spans even civilizations.

>> No.17784550

I want to give a loli apophis sweets every day so that she can grow up to be a bib sweetie!

>> No.17784553

I can see the bluntness in some of his shorter roulettes and scalebound (Its quite clear Elise is going to be a scalebound at the end, given the dragons clear interest in her.)
Burning edge so far is his greatest work, as he seems to have put the most effort into fixing it. I hope the same can be said about the Selene story.

>> No.17784556

She’ll grow up extra thick with a big fat wompy Apophass if you do that!

>> No.17784563

More for spanking then.
But the real question is, does she end up a sweetie?

>> No.17784568

That depends much more on how you interact with her in the interim years.
If you're close friends with her, it's going to be your behavior that influences how she ends up.

>> No.17784575

Well, if I'm giving her sweets every day then, quite obviously, I'll also be taking her out on little dates, ensuring that she is well educated, and fostering an interest in alchemy for her.

I'll even let her sit in my lap when we go to movies.

>> No.17784576

>Thick, milfmode CC Apophis slithers and wobbles her jiggly bits as she holds your hand on the way into school
>she’s doting on you extra sweetly, the warmest nicest sweetest girl around
>your friends approach you later
>”Anon! I didn’t know your mom monsterized!”
>confusedly stare at them
>”You know! That extra thick Apophis who walked you in!”
>”Guys- that’s my friend. She’s a year or two younger than me.”
She is destined for great thickngs.

>> No.17784582

That she is.
Some of those things involve bearing quite a few mini-snakes.

Would take her to prom and all that jazz.

And those sweets won't stop when we officially get together.

Also wonder if she has a cute little undergarments or if she has lewd ones.

>> No.17784592
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Will they take the pain away?

>> No.17784593

>moonlight Titania waifu flatters down from the grand tree to greet her husband.
>keeps bumping into the walls of the tree because she is too excited to get down and see him.
I must protect blind butterfly wife.

>> No.17784597

Does she have the biggest, fattest tats in town?
Because she sounds 10/10 so far.

>> No.17784598

Cute little polka dot ones.
Her cute, enormous breasts cutely straining them as her cute plump pussy moistens her frontpanties while she cutely holds her mouth open on prom night for you to cutely put another piece of candy in, which cutely turns her even hornier being fed straight to her mouth by you.
Her body is on the verge of exploding from built up lust and desire. She’d easily cum on insertion from the man she’s been desperate for for over a decade.

>> No.17784600

She accidentally lost a softball between them. Not “It got stuck there”. Lost it for a good half a minute.

>> No.17784601
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I would like to catch a CC hakutaku reading comics.

>> No.17784604

Sounds perfect.
May have to make that prom night extra memorable for her.
Going to fill her up in all meanings of the word before the couples dance and in a secluded part of the building.

>> No.17784605

You can keep your fat Aphophis. I have my cute kouhai Pharaoh.

Who's six feet tall. And has huge breasts. And wide hips. And keeps asking about "what the young people are into". Hmm, come to think of it she might be pretending to be older than she is. But that's ridiculous, what kind of cake would be desperate enough to squeeze themselves into a school uniform and re-enroll in school to try and get a man right?

>> No.17784609

>tfw no Jiangshi Juri from best Korea
I just want a communist Jiangshi who can’t stand the fact some American dog is the person who stole her heart.

>> No.17784610

Sounds nice.
If those tits don't slosh with milk whenever they wobble thanks to all the groping than someones done a poor job.

>> No.17784613
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I had this weird though of a kunoichi kid using a lemonade stand to spy on the boy she likes.
Or an adult one using a sandwich stand

>> No.17784616

>hugs empty air ten feet away from you once she finally comes down
>”H-husband? Husband?! W-where art thou, d-dear husband? I-it’s so quiet... dear husband, wherest thou be?”
>she folds her hands in prayer and blindly sniffs the air as she descends to her knees, clutching a piece of cloth you gifted her
>”I await your safe return, dear husband- I-I thought...”

>> No.17784617

I don't want my Undead tainted with pinko faggotry.

>> No.17784620

>Selene story.
Has she actually got a story about her or is it just more mansion fights?
I'm okay with both.

>> No.17784623

>sandwich stand
Is that a real thing? I've heard of hotdog stands and kebab stalls but never seen a sandwich stand.

>> No.17784624

Please wear a bright light on your person so it's easier for your Moonlight Titania to keep track of you. Or you can just stay in her embrace

>> No.17784625

It would be really funny to see the two of them setting up shop right next to one another.

>> No.17784628

Was working on a spider but it turned out to have the same premise as a much better writer's story so fuck it.

>> No.17784631

She tried hot dogs but got too many monster girls looking to make 'clever' innuendo to actually watch the guy

>> No.17784637

Eh, at markets you do. There was a great one where I used to work that made chorizo ciabattas that were amazing.

>> No.17784643

Both girls are best when kept away from their petty squabbles by husbands

>> No.17784648

Let me guess, you're going to say "Beast" because that's all you can fucking say when it comes to what people, or in this case, (YOU) consider to be shit. There aren't many active writers left and it's because of fun-hating shit weasels like you.

>> No.17784651

That they are.
Besides, the apophis is too much of a sweety to pick a fight.

She probably just wants to wrap around her boy toy and snuggle on the couch.

>> No.17784655

They sure would.
She gets wet thinking about her man sucking them dry- which also makes them start to leak a bit if she’s not careful

>> No.17784656

That and they just burned out. I've got some hopes for halloween because some anons are already talking about writing spooky things, but I doubt it'll be like previous years.

>> No.17784657
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Smartcows are for embarrassing in front of their peers.

>> No.17784660

Good, although one needs to wonder if its all natural thanks to groping or if she turned her alchemical focuses elsewhere.

And if she applied any of that to get her chest bigger for her lover.

>> No.17784662

She would be happy to show you what she's reading.
I would show her fun comics.

>> No.17784663

DO NOT get out of bed early to make breakfast for your Moonlight Titania.
You’ll come back in the room to her inconsolably sobbing and muttering “‘Twas too good to be true... another torment of the mind... all alone... all alone...”

>> No.17784670

What is she reading

>> No.17784677
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Short is superior to tall.

>> No.17784678

Anon's essay.

He probably pulled an Unlimited Essay Works on her.

>> No.17784682

Just wear a little bell, that way she will always know you're around.

>> No.17784683

Anon's test paper. He'll probably have to stay for "private tutoring"

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>I had this weird though of a kunoichi kid using a lemonade stand to spy on the boy she likes.
>Or an adult one using a sandwich stand
She'd be making herself visible though.

>> No.17784705

I wonder how stressful being the target of a Kunoichi clan would be.

>> No.17784711

>Kunoichi clan notice their attempts on anon is stressing him out
>begin a campaign of stealth ASMR to relax him.

>> No.17784714

I feel like they would go out of their way to make your life easier, wouldn't they?
>silently removing problem people from your life
>"convincing" your boss to give you a raise
>keeping your neighborhood crime free and safe

>> No.17784716

What would one have to do to piss off a Kunoichi clan? Evict all monstergirls away from town?