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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com


>> No.17803639

Maids are olev.

>> No.17803640
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Short on cash? Then follow this handy-dandy guide!

1. Go inna woods
2. Eat liver & onions, it's delicious and has lots of iron in it
3. Use your newly found massive iron quotient to confuse the magnetic sense of Fae folk
4. When they're dizzy and lacking a sense of direction, harvest their Fairy Dust/Art Juices
5. Sell the previous to a witching woman or alchemist or whatever
6. Enjoy the beverages they offer you
This last step is crucially important.

>> No.17803646

Can I just sell my semen?

>> No.17803650
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Only to a strumpet and a harlot.

>> No.17803659

Just sit in a cardbord box in the rain with a drooping sign that says
>Will husband for a home

>> No.17803660 [DELETED] 

Which monster girls are the best for farts? Asking for a friend.

>> No.17803663

x is best girl

>> No.17803667

I want to date a Lynx Girl with big fluffy paws and cute ears!


>> No.17803674

>Encyclopedia Vol.2 arrived

Time to learn with three hands

>> No.17803687

>Teenage homeless anon out in the rain and the ruins of his box.
>His sign dropped and forgotten, all feeling in his legs deadened and his body shivering.
>His eyes are drooping, his consciousness fading under the torrent of the rain. In the final moments before he closes his eyes he could swear he sees a shape.
>When he wakes up, he's in bed with two heavily tattooed Kitsune who've wrapped him up in their tails and seem to have tried to warm him up with their bodies.
>The tear stains near their eyes imply that they were highly distraught.
Would you let twin Mofu Yakuza princesses heal you anon? Make everything right again?

>> No.17803690

Silly anon, should have pulled his stunt in a gated undead community. Then he wouldn't have gotten the short straw

>> No.17803697

Undead girls can't warm you anon.

>> No.17803707

>fireplaces don't real
Besides it doesn't matter if you actually die. Did you forget where you set up shop?

>> No.17803712
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I'm gonna huff a hellhounds chest fluff even if it's the last thing I do!

>> No.17803717 [DELETED] 

Monsters with big asses and a lot of fiber in their diet, so trolls maybe.

>> No.17803730 [DELETED] 


What a faggot.

>> No.17803731

Yakuza princess twins are infinitely superior though.

>> No.17803736

>"No one bit my bait so I replied to myself!"

>> No.17803744
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A thing that came to mind is what how Insulting would it be for a vampire to accuse another vampire of sucking the blood of men other than her husband?

>> No.17803745

Wrong. After all, they could be undead yakuza princess twins.
Also, two is inherently inferior to one IMHO.

>> No.17803749

Grounds for attempted Diablerie.

>> No.17803752
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I need a spider AT LEAST this thick.

>> No.17803753

Two is only inferior to one if they aren't identical twins.

>> No.17803755
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I want to squeeze her

>> No.17803756
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I had this one idea of a phantom that creates a play for Halloween every year

>> No.17803757

What don't Phantoms make a play for?

>> No.17803759
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There are some things you just don't do. This is one of those things.

>> No.17803760

I suppose monsters would have to get fancy with insults to make them stick.

>> No.17803763

I was thinking
>That one time she gets rekt in mario party

But then I realized she could still make a play out of it

>> No.17803768

How does one make a lewd play out of mario party?

>> No.17803770

Sounds like the making of a murderous tragedy.

>> No.17803776

Thats the kind of insult that would have a vampire take of her glove and slap you

>> No.17803778
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That will require a spider with a fat ass abdomen.

>> No.17803785

Plays made by a Phantom usually end up in sex. She'll find a way.

>> No.17803791

Quick, think the most unsexy movie you can think of and make it lewd!

>> No.17803795

I really need a fat bottomed spider with a big juicy abdomen to sit on my face.

>> No.17803803

Update line: 1443 where Gram makes a recovery and sets out with his sexy sword, eventually coming across some dwarves on edge. As usual comments and criticisms are more than welcome. Hope you guys enjoy.

>> No.17803813

Assuming both are married Vampires, they would use thier respective husbands as stress relief after their fight.

>> No.17803816

I wonder how much money I could make in the MGE world with pregnancy test kits

>> No.17803819

Anything recent by Rob Schneider.
You can't.

>> No.17803824

And I'm the guy who sings the chorus
Hey, you! Yeah, you! You thinking of doing a story for Halloween? Someone last thread said you're the best writer of undead here so I'm forwarding that good will towards you.

>> No.17803827

Deuce Bigalow with monster girls writes itself.

>> No.17803828

>Rob Schneider
>Reminded of 8 crazy nights
>nam flashbacks of deer scene
>Can't unthink white horns being into scat
This is not the way I wanted my night to go.

>> No.17803829

Not really, but I did start thinking about christmass stories early. Was thinking of carrying on from Phantom. Any ideas for halloween?

>> No.17803834
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Cheshire Cats are for unsmuging by showing just how much you love them.

>> No.17803840

I had this idea about a bunch of spiders and their families living in a village of web cocoons that they move using a system of pulleys and web-ziplines but then I started writing about a Mummy so now that idea is up for grabs.

>> No.17803841

What a cute flustered pout.

>> No.17803850

Fuck that shit, you have to go deeper.
Do it in a way that has her cover her mouth with her paws with wide eyes as she starts to cry. from what ever declaration of love.
the kind that reduces her to asking if you did this all for her while stuttering.

>> No.17803851

I've also though about a suspended spider-kingdom in a cave system somewhere. Anything to do with that would be a bit more developed than a short festive story tho.

>> No.17803856

Then I'll just keep it.
All those webs with frost on them I've been saying these past two days are damn pretty though. Maybe this would work for Christmas too.

>> No.17803859
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I miss snow

>> No.17803862

Spider christmas is good. Sounds comfy, like, hand woven silk stockings and sweater comfy.

>> No.17803872

Does he get a yuki onna, or just a human traveler?

>> No.17803878

That's a boy, anon.

>> No.17803880

On what basis do you claim this?

>> No.17803883
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No, he got her
and a daughter as well

>> No.17803886

The artist saying such

>> No.17803887

Whelp, into the trash it goes.

>> No.17803889

I looked through their feed and found no evidence of this.

>> No.17803900
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>This kills the meido

>> No.17803904

The cheshire can be a girl or boy whether you desire is the artist's opinion. Art is in the eyes of the beholder.

>> No.17803907

That is outright asking for arguments.

>> No.17803910

It's on their twitter if thats what you want to argue about.

>> No.17803911

I do not see how this changes my statement.
I have looked around and I find no evidence that what you are saying is true.
I have looked through their feed and there is no mention that this is a boy in any shape or form. Unless you can show me prof I'm going to assume that you are baiting.

>> No.17803912

The artist hangs out in the circlejerk and said it's a cheshire (male). She drawn it as part of a series of shitposts.

>> No.17803913

check again
Was not shitposts. It was for fun.

>> No.17803914

>check again
Alright, baiting.

>> No.17803917
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This is the person that drew the thing. this is what they said when asked

>> No.17803922
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I need heat

>> No.17803923

Thank you anon for showing actual fucking evidence.
And so I'm going to go with this: It's a canonically female character, drawn to look female. There by I'm going to considered her female.

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>> No.17803935
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I wonder as a trumpart gets stonger, could I get to see the card number go up?

>> No.17803938

I have not changed my opinion. The artist says "Go with what ever you want". I go with female.

>> No.17803941

Oh yeah, and since the artist in lurking in the thread. Can you draw a Lich getting pet as well?

>> No.17803946

>I didn't draw a dick so it's up to you
I've no stock in this whole argument, but I'm just gonna say no artist has ever drawn a girl and turned around to say "Well it's kind of up to personal interpretation, you know?"

These are weasel words for when you've drawn a girly boy and want to distance yourself from the autists.

>> No.17803951

>Petting Lich
>She shows no reaction
>Stop petting
>Soft monotone voice:
"Don't stop..."
>Resume petting

>> No.17803955 [DELETED] 

I would be a think to document
Like when a Kitsune Tsuki turns into a real foxgirl, or that transition of a ghost turning into a phantom.

>> No.17803959
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I think we can all agree that koyoi was the best maiden

>> No.17803961

This is why Liches are so good. they are just so damn cute.

>> No.17803963
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Sure, headpats are very important to me.

>> No.17803964

>The best maiden that isn't Wilmarina

>> No.17803965

>The mad man actually did it
Holy fuck! Thank you.

>> No.17803967
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No problem. But I don't lurk here much so it probably wont happen again for a while. Please keep good pats in your heart.

>> No.17803969

I expected this only to end with more shitstorms. But it ended with a cute Lich pic.
To day was a good day.

>> No.17803971
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It would be a thing to document
Like when a Kitsune Tsuki turns into a real foxgirl, or that transition of a ghost turning into a phantom.

>> No.17803976

Holy shit that's cute.

>> No.17803979

>Forgetting Best echidna

>> No.17803984

>Happy lich

>> No.17803985
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I didn't forget anything

>> No.17803990

>Damn this bitch has some really nice legs. How do we preserve this?

>> No.17803991

I'll take "monster I forgot existed" for 500

>> No.17803993

Is it me or does the jacket on echidna merse look more rubbery?

>> No.17804027

what would look better for her to corrupt into to preserve those legs?

>> No.17804032
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Oomukade a cute, would cuddle a centipede.

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>> No.17804045
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Every day I pray towards pharaoh and hope one day to witness her awakening from my arrival.

>> No.17804047

Yep, I would as well, especially if she has a bit of pudge and some ludicrously large breasts.

And if she doesn't Mammo Bammo will do it soon enough.

>> No.17804054
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She might not act as regal as you expect when you first meet her.

>> No.17804055
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Sweet, an Oomukade I don't have yet.

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>> No.17804065

I wouldn't mind, she's probably hungry after the thousands of years having no sex.

>> No.17804077

I was surprised to see it when I checked the wiki, new Oomukade art is a rare thing. Not sure who the artist is though.
>compensated dating with an oomuJKade

>> No.17804078

Remember that monster girl kohais are impressionable and can be lead astray should their senpai have ulterior motives.

>> No.17804082

>compensated envenomation with an oomuJKade

>> No.17804094

>laying paralysed on the floor while oomuJKade counts the notes

>> No.17804137
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And I want a monstergirl ass like that on my face.

>> No.17804140

Hell yeah motherfucker, nice to see you around.

>> No.17804141

Anon she's too fat. Your head is going to be smashed.

>> No.17804145

>faggots are now using this as an excuse to post monsterboys
The slippery slope is real.

>> No.17804151

>new hellhound art
If this weren't /jp/ I'd be posting some sort of angry image with a gun photoshopped in

>> No.17804160

Do it anyway, only good monster boy is a dead monster boy.

>> No.17804167

I wanna feel up her rear while she's working behind the bar.

Incorrect, that body is one all kikis should strive for

>> No.17804173

Yeah, haven't really been writing much lately. Still, that one anon got me thinking on a halloween story so I might have something for the 31st

>> No.17804177

I refuse. I like them slender.

>> No.17804184

Godspeed, friend.

>> No.17804190

And I like them thick and breedable.
A pair of kikis like that would be fantastic

>> No.17804193

I like them slender because I want to spank them. And it's kinda difficult to have someone over your knees if they're bigger than you.

>> No.17804194

It really is halloween, I think I just seen a ghost. Not that I'm complianing, great stuff.

>> No.17804209

Are you some sort of skeleton man or midgit?
Even a kiki that soft wouldn't be hard to bend over your knees

>> No.17804211

A kiki that large would be troublesome.

>> No.17804223

You're all plebs. Tallpear is OBJECTIVELY perfection.

>> No.17804227

You only say that because there's a lot of real estate to spank

>> No.17804231

And because she would crush my legs.

>> No.17804232

Are there any visual examples of this bodytype?

>> No.17804239

>Crushing your legs

Drink milk, do squats.

>> No.17804241
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Nobody has managed to capture such true perfection I'm affraid. There are some nice medium height pears though.

>> No.17804243

Methoniums Peach Butt girl immediately came to mind for me right before you posted that image, wew.

>> No.17804267
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I want some /fa/ Phantoms for Halloween.

>> No.17804288

Medium pear is the peak of sexuality. Too fat is not attractive and muscular can end up looking masculine.

>> No.17804307

It's gotten to the point for me where they can't just be normal.

They need muscle, pudge, both, or extra large assets to get me going Anymore

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Vampires are not good.

>> No.17804322
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A new chapter of Aquanaut begins today. Fun fact: the sun was in my eyes when I was writing this and I was too lazy to draw the curtains so I actually wrote the majority of this with my eyes closed. Try it sometime.


>> No.17804325

/fa/ Phantoms sounds redundant, aren't they /fa/ at all times?

>> No.17804330

I'd spank that vampire.

>> No.17804337

Oh man, I'm glad I have a thing for average. That really sounds like a curse to me but at least you aren't into the hyper stage yet.

>> No.17804349

I'm actually on the low end of that.

I'd probably have to hand a legal list of my fetishes to monster girls I'd try to date.

Would be kinda funny watching a jinko debate if the chance of ending up strongfat or with tits the size of her torso is worth it.

>> No.17804358

Just appreach her and ask if she is willing to become an abomination.
In my case I prefer girls to have a normal height, normal tits, a nice gropable ass and a body of someone who exercises once in a while and has a balanced diet. They can vary in size a bit, but a woman like that would be perfect.

>> No.17804362
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Hoof Town Pizza is the pizza for you and me!

With a nice Unicorn making a kissy face while holding a pizza box on the cover!


>> No.17804366

I prefer lizard pizza because the delivery girls are mostly cute sallies and I fucking love them. It's nice when they send an air delivery through a wyvern too.

>> No.17804371

That sounds nice and, while I'd enjoy that for a while, I know if eventually start thinking about what shed be like with the extras.

Doesn't help that I have the preg/hyper preg fetishes on top of the rest.

>On one had, I will no longer be of training or tourneys.
>On other hand, Mama will stop with the pestering about the grand children.

I'd be in the local Rata database as a 'Husband of last resort."

>> No.17804380
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But Lizards are slow anon! Cold Pizza is no good!

And the Pegasus high rise delivery girl does the same job as a Wyvern!

>> No.17804385

I think they would be okay with the preg stuff, especially since that is their objective and your happyness is important too so she probably wouldn't mind dropping other things.
Still, going through such changes would definitely be weird for a monster but I don't think you would be a last resort. Think positive, at least you don't need flaying.

>> No.17804390

Lizards in bikes and jogging salamanders, it's worth it for seeing how hot they are in those running clothes and spats. Also, even if it's a pegasus they aren't as cool looking as wyverns and dragons.

>> No.17804401

The big problem would be that I don't want them to be unhappy and having a jinko or lizardman quit those things because of me wouldn't sit all that well in my head.

Would feel like they settled

>> No.17804403

I'm on a spiritual journey as a writer to become that which I write about.

>> No.17804405

A monster?

>> No.17804406


>> No.17804412

Well, maybe they could keep doing it then even if their body isn't fit for ir anynore. Like a fat jinko becoming a sumo fighter or something like that.

If you are unsure about what you want they could force their fetishes upon you instead, so you'd end up liking them the way they are and if you are feeling extra kinky some potions could come into play.

>> No.17804431 [DELETED] 

>immediedly posts more monsterboy shit
As expected from some tumblrfaggot that hangs out in the circlejerk. It's a monster girl thread, go back to your pride parade if you want to "manipulate it gender wise" you hack. Your scribbles are dog shit, and you are are dog shit.

>> No.17804437

So I've seen moonlight Titania and fairy dragons. How about moonlight fairy dragons sounds like a yugioh card.

>> No.17804441
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Gotchu. Monsterboys please peave.

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>> No.17804460

I want to eat that out.

>> No.17804461

This. Even if you are a "content" creator you don't get a free pass to shitpost.

>> No.17804465

>everything I don't like is a shitpost

>> No.17804467

Draw a circle on the image where it shows evidence of being a male

>> No.17804470

>drawing monsterboys and traps and keeping posting them in the thread isn't shitposting
That "artist" is better off staying in TFT.

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>> No.17804478

Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's a shitpost.

>> No.17804480

I think the bigger issue would be if it adds the fetish, removes one, and/or alters the strength of it.

Potions would probably be a better bet for indulging without permanent marks, although it may just exasurbate them

>> No.17804485

So now you're just straight up defending monsterboys?

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>> No.17804510

Can't get any harder proof than the one who drew them saying it outright:


>> No.17804515

No, I'm just fighting stupidity. I don't care about their genders, I care about retards shitting up the thread.

>> No.17804521
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>Also, even if it's a pegasus they aren't as cool looking as wyverns and dragons.

Pegasus = Wyveryn

Unicorn Pegasus = Dragon

>> No.17804522

If its up to interpretation than I guess ill just assume they are girls until I see a drawn on them. Once fags start posting that they are boys, thats different.

>> No.17804524

>”Hey little brother, I’m bored tonight! Come watch movies in my room with me~”
What do?

>> No.17804526

>moonlight fairy dragons
How is supposed to protect me when shes blind? Im going to need to protect her.

>> No.17804531

I would do so, then keep thumbing her thong strings and lick her armpits dry.

I have a great fucking desire for some thick sweaty succubus sister.

>> No.17804532

He did say they are boys on discord from the start though
Later he backpedaled it on twitter with "up to interpretation" bullshit

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It seems a flock of Wyverns have taken a liking to you.

>> No.17804545

Rub their tails!

>> No.17804549

Going to take them back to their mother, encourage them to eat plenty of meat to grow up big and strong before continuing on.

Maybe I'll see them again in a few years

>> No.17804550
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I dunno, it's a bit difficult to find the right spo-

>> No.17804551

Nope, dragons and wyverns are more cool looking and fancy. Their scales are nice and their attitude makes you want to tip the fuck out of them.
Horses are okay though.

>> No.17804554

Moonlight fairy dragons have a bit of sight, but they are still for protecting. If you aren't a strong moonlight knight you'll have to work hard.

>> No.17804555
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Two of them remember from their time as children. They appear to be making an offer.

>> No.17804559

The one on the left is making the face of a girl who likes anal.

>> No.17804560
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Dragons and stuff

>> No.17804563
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Dragons are too delicious for this world.

>> No.17804566

Well apparently they didn't follow through on the plenty of meat part.

Whatever, we can work on that afterwards

>> No.17804572
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Do not lick the dragons.

>> No.17804574
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Do not squeeze the Dragons too

>> No.17804575
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Not quite as much as their sister.

They were 5, they barely understood what you were talking about. The third sister seems to have misinterpreted your comments though.

>> No.17804576

I'm going to kiss a dragon so much even a ghoul would feel ashamed. If she wants even more I'll lick her so hard akanames would call me master!

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>> No.17804582

Can I dick them then?

>> No.17804587

Thanks to mononomamama we know this doesn’t hurt, but what would it feel like?

>> No.17804588

A man can't resist his squishy daughteru, it's impossible not to play with her cheeks.

>> No.17804595
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Can I spank a dragon?

>> No.17804596

>I don't care about their genders
Go to TFT then, among the rest of the faggots who don't care about genders.

The artist literally said they're boys. It can't get more confirmed than that. You're defending fucking monsterboys and making excuses for a tumblrfag just to be contrarian.

>> No.17804612

Too right anon, plus if you can resist sticking anything in her anus it's not even sex!

>> No.17804613

She actually got it right, although now we need to work on mass to go with the definition.
She gets the D first for following instructions

>> No.17804614

Only if they do something completely out of the pale.

>> No.17804617

Do you have a screencap or any other proof?

>> No.17804618
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Of course. Every dragon deserves to have a nice cock filling up their insides, whether they are big or small.

Yes. Dragons have nice butts and you can play with their tail too, just be careful since you'll be playing with fire.

>> No.17804621

Meant to reply to you.

Loli dragons are fine, but if you try to dick your daughteru you should get your dick burned off.

>> No.17804622
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Forgot my bloody image.

How much mass are we talking? Pectoral. pelvic or abdominal? Or do you just want her to carry the mass of your daughteru for 9 months?

>> No.17804629

What would be considered normal for a dragon?

We'll have to have our own fireproof room for spankings.

>> No.17804631

Other than the ones already posted in the thread? Or several witnesses telling you the same thing?
Or even the artist posting in this thread, saying nothing to deny it and just attentionwhoring more with his monsterboy pictures?

Take your monsterboys to /y/.

>> No.17804632

I want a harem of Kuu girls.
Mantis. Lich. Glacies. Golem. Automaton.
It will be very satisfactory. My desire would be at peak levels. So much love.

>> No.17804634

The lich is female though. One hint is at the filenames.

>> No.17804637

>The Moonlight Fairy Kingdom is made for protecting.
If you have a strong urge to protect semi-helpless girls that sounds like a nice place to go. Just be careful of the more powerful monsters. I heard the Titania's can shoot lasers and the dragon's have a breath like a sweet mist that can pacify the angriest of people.

>> No.17804638

>normal for a dragon
She'd be expected to conduct herself regally, and to present a dignified front at all times. At no point in time is she to show even the slightest hint of affection for her meat dildo of a husband, and becoming a MERE is right out.

Certainly, she isn't allowed to wear a French maid uniform with far too short skirt and bend over your table seductively, displaying her perverted lack of underwear. It is quite unacceptable for her, having done so, to beg for a spanking from her "master" for beiing a bad maid. Why, that kind of dragon would almost certainly deserve a spanking.

>> No.17804646

Yeah, I can see. Showing affections, even in the bedroom, would most certainly qualify for a little butt slapping.


>> No.17804648 [SPOILER] 
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Good sir knights, a humble citizen of our fair realm needs your aid! Please hurry!

>> No.17804653

>fireproof room for spankings.
I'd be careful if I were you, anon. I'd make the whole house fireproof since waifu has a problem when having a hard orgasm and we would fuck in all rooms at least once. If you only do it in the spank dungeon you should be fine though.

>> No.17804655

Check the Dragon profile.

>However, if their instincts ever recognize a human man as “a male more powerful than themselves,” then they’re ruled by an instinct that forces them to “obey the male, have sex with the male and bear young.” If this happens, there’s not a trace of the “dragon, ruler of the earth” left. They fawn on their husbands and strongly seek sex, becoming mere “female lizards.”

In other words, we're talking a Dragon who has become slave to the cock.

>> No.17804656

>The lich is female though
And the other ones sure as hell aren't. It's just an another tumblrfaggot trying to inject their politics into MGE, blatantly taking advantage of the current atmosphere of the thread created by the constant concern trolling about content creators and hoping nobody tells him to fuck off back to where he belongs.

>> No.17804658
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You ready to get comfy?

>> No.17804663

Biceps, thighs, abs, pecs, and more.
Gonna get her big enough to carry a brood without issue and frighten off baphomet.

She's gonna be queen of the mountain when we're done.

Maybe co-queen if we get her sisters in on this

>> No.17804668

Wouldn't keep me from pinching her sore ass after a nice spanking, even if we're in the living room.

I get it.

>> No.17804669

Oh no! No matter how many times you tell those little girls to be careful they always end up messing up.

It would be rather complicated when a dragon fairy messes up on purpose because she likes me princess carrying her though.

>> No.17804672

Well, I lift the wallet off her

>> No.17804678

This is really the worst I can imagine happening in the fairy kingdoms. I like to think some amount of the fae knights are a bit disappointed in the lack of action they see for a knight. But when they get home and find out their wives found out about their "heroic" deeds and cooked a nice dinner and got the bed ready for a long night, well they find its worth the quiet job. Still dont go making of them and their armour littered with bright flowers and trim.

>> No.17804679

Stop drooling!

>> No.17804684 [DELETED] 

No, those who spank the dragon daughteru sexually deserve to get their hands burned.

>> No.17804685

No kunoichi?

>> No.17804691

Never forget the textbook massacre of ‘97. Just too much weight for the little girls.

>> No.17804693

But then you wont get the oil, or what ever the fuck it was.

>> No.17804698

I was talking about a waifu, but spanking a daughteru sounds nice too. Well, if she deserves it.

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Sounds like they need a training arc.

>> No.17804708
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>queen of the mountain
>your bedroom music is In the Hall of the Mountain King
>you match your pelvic thrusts to the timing of the music
How impressed would your waifus be with your sense of culture?

Good sir Knight, thou hast proven thy mettle and virtue to Her Luminous Majesty, Moonlit Titania. She would have thee become her Champion, and wed her daughter to continue the noble line. Thy brethren in arms, Sir >>17804669, Sir >>17804678, and Lorekeeper >>17804691 will induct thee into the Holy Fairy Guard.

What are you going to do to make her? She's your boss, after all.

>> No.17804715

>She'd be expected to conduct herself regally, and to present a dignified front at all times. At no point in time is she to show even the slightest hint of affection for her meat dildo of a husband
Are you saying my tomboyish dragon isn't normal? I'll have you know she might be kinky, but she can fit in perfectly with other dragons!

Be careful, she might be extra sensitive and with the way she is MERE you might get her begging to be dicked.

>> No.17804717

How did you notice her?!

>> No.17804721

I preferred the discussion we had yesterday about the ninja kiki.

>> No.17804723

If there is no ninja, there is a ninja.
>No muffled cry of "dammit!" when a kunoichi finds out she's busted

>> No.17804724

Waifu is fine, daughteru is not. They are for growing up and finding a nice boy.

>> No.17804730

I'll have to refrain so that she stays classy.

She's not for spoiling though. Be strict or she'll become a mere.

>> No.17804731

I believe they'd be more impressed by the daughterus I'm putting in their hulking frames.

>> No.17804733

Neat, champion sounds pretty fun

>> No.17804736

>Be strict or she'll become a mere.
Make her the purest dragon to ever exist, one that nobody would want to desecrate. That honor is reserved for the man that can prove himself to you.

>> No.17804740

Fire seed oil
Headcannon has it as dragon lighter fluid

>> No.17804742

Anon do you know what you are doing to your dragon? She'll go beyond mere if you don't dick her while she begs. That or your house would get flooded because she's too wet.

And I agree with you there, wouldn't want mine becoming a mere female lizard with a fetish for spanking.

>> No.17804745

>sit down at the breakfast table
>empty, but you’ve been around your maid long enough now to not worry
>right as she predicted, you feel a long yawn coming on, and stretch back with your eyes closed
>when you open them, the table is set and filled with a wonderful full breakfast, orange juice and milk, silverware all in place, eggs piping hot, a newspaper opened to the most interesting article on the table and a napkin tucked under your neck
>”Jeeze, you’ve outdone yourself this time, dear. Really, this looks fantastic!”
>you hear the unmistakable faint sound of ears wiggling- it seems your senses have improved as well from prolonged exposure to the Kunoikiki

>> No.17804746

Anyone got that one mad hatter green text?
the small one with the table.

>> No.17804755

What I want to see is a moonlit Alraune.
At first glance it’s just as timid and lowly as the other moonlit Realm denizens, with big, inciting petals leading into a gently lit middle.
Its actually a vicious yandere that is not dissimilar to a Venus fly trap and snatches up unknowing men who think the sounds of a girl sobbing are coming from the center of the massive plant- when it’s actually her luring them in

>> No.17804763

I wanna molest her ears as she grinds her fat ninja butt into my lap on my order.

>> No.17804766
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>Human woman sees a mad hatter at a table
>Mad hatter asks human if she wants to try her hat.
>Woman doesnt think anything bad of it and puts it on.
>Woman starts to moan and scream as the spores infect her brain.
>New mad hatter is born, sits at table and drinks tea with original.
>Another human woman comes and sees the two mad hatters.
>One of them asks If she wants to try on her hat...

>> No.17804770

I wouldn't mind it, but she probably would. And her parents would be disappointed.

>> No.17804771

My wife hard at work doing her civic duty for the Realm!

>> No.17804777

Consider that plants growing in the moonlit kingdom are starved of sunlight and are given relatively little exposure to mamono mana, when the capricious Seelie Court of Moonlit Faeries does not camp near them.

Therefore, they must have spent many years alone and afraid of strange things in the dark and twisted brambles of the forest. How sad they must be, without a strong husband to protect them. How delighted they must be, when a man finally finds them and offers them help. How can one blame them for seeking comfort? How can one castigate them for holding on to men's kindness with all the strength they have in their frail bodies?

>> No.17804778

>moonlit denizen
Unheard of. Moonlight monsters are for being cutely pathetic and protection.
Even the hulking moonlight crystal golems are timid beings who need love and protection.

>> No.17804780

Sounds like a paradise for spankos.

>> No.17804782
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>Shirohebi watching the ryu rain on a guy
>"Why are you doing this?"
>"Because I'm having a bad day, and when I have a bad day somebody else will get one."
>"But why that human?"
>"Because fuck him, that's why."

>> No.17804788
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>The Shirohebi soon catch on to their mistress' tsundere love

>> No.17804789

>She doesn't know i love rain

>> No.17804790

Damn. Now I’m picturing a man breaking free from one as she frantically and desperately tries to hold him back only for him to finally get out, and her hysterical sobbing and hyperventilating leads to her crying out and hiding under her petals...
>”Don’t leave!! You can’t leave!! It’s so dark, why is it so dark?! Please, please come back! It’s too dark! It’s too dark!” Her wails echo into the empty night as the Things Unseen circle her lonely glade.

>> No.17804791

That human actually called her fat old and lonely and she couldn't handle it. Now she is determined to ruin every date he would have.

>> No.17804797

You’re really one-note, you know that?

>> No.17804811

>moments before this, the human left her an offering of a ring at her shrine
>he doesn't actually know her, he's just a jeweler by trade & can't figure out anything else to offer

>> No.17804812

>Moonlight Realm is actually surrounding the impact site of a meteor from deep space
>if you get too close to it, Things Unseen are said to get you
>they have a colour out of space that can’t be defined by those who haven’t been there
>and at the center of the impact site lies Nyarlathotep in all her horrific splendor being...
>...bored, mostly

>> No.17804813

In the words of 'The Cult' "I love the rain!".
How about not vicious but clingy? In a weird way. Like she begs you not to leave though you are physically incapable of moving and even if you could, you wouldn't go anywhere.

>> No.17804815

That’s where you’re wrong, kiddo.

>> No.17804818

I remember these, they're from Beast's Green dump right?

>> No.17804821

I guess that’s makes more sense along with the other green about her.

>> No.17804828

See? They're poor little dears. Just go back to her and keep her company and love her forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.

>> No.17804836

>She frantically clutches a little pendant that emits just a faint fraction of genuinely warm light
>stutters and voice cracking, sings a little nursery song about “mister sun”
>this is what leads to the sound of her sobbing
I’m making myself sad.

>> No.17804838

>Trying to ruin my day by doing something I like.
She's not good at this is she?

>> No.17804841
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Sounds like a job for the cat!

>> No.17804848

God help if a Sunbro Paladin gets lost and stumbles upon her.
His gross incandescence would send her into such desperate fits she may just uproot and chase after him.

>> No.17804855
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Okay okay, what if a White Horn Pegasus?

That Medivacs people in trouble in the mountains? Or a White Horn Pegasus Unicorn that heals everyone but shouldn't exist because there aren't enchanted forests in the mountains?

>> No.17804863

Fae knights might have more to do than saving fairys trapped under books and in jars. They have to map out the realm and find any Alraune and help her find a nice husband to keep them healthy and happy. Also they might unknowingly have a old space god in their realm.

>> No.17804864

Yeah, the thread was slow, so I thought posting the good ones would liven it up
There's a dragon one and one about selene left, should I post them or the pastebin itself?

>> No.17804873

Hatters that break the fourth wall y/n

>> No.17804879

Watching the knight ask Nyarlathotep for it's papers and visa would be a surreal sight.
What fourth wall?

>> No.17804885
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I shall hold the torch in the darkness, so that she may follow me!

>> No.17804888

I'd do my best to raise mine in a way she would keep fighting like her mom. Hell, I wouldn't mind if she got someone from here actually since there are a lot of subs.

>> No.17804889

>White Horn Pegasus Unicorn that lives in the mountainous forests of the Moonlit Kingdom
>Her husband is Chief Matchmaker for the Warriors of Sunlight
>She locates Moonlit Alraunes in cooperation with the Fae Knights, while her husband redirects the young upstarts to them

>> No.17804904
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>You're going to take responsibility for falling on my chest~

>> No.17804905

Just the dragon one.

>> No.17804908

>White Horn Pegasus Unicorn
>Your body is complicated [-10% Spd]

>> No.17804911
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I'm going to take responsibility for a good deal more than that.

>> No.17804913

For >>17804855

>> No.17804920

Is that some motherfuckin stone soup referencing

>> No.17804924

I was gunning for Elona but DCSS could apply as well.

>> No.17804933

I wounder how it would feel to just keep fucking up with her slipperiness and end up having accidental sex with her.

>> No.17804944
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>Be Knight guy
>Perfectly fine with being a cog in the machine.
>One day caught in hectic battle.
>Everything was fine until a dragon enters the fray.
>Men get thrown left and right. blades don't look like they stop her.
>You decide to relocate, last you see of the dragon is some hero guy dual wielding holy blades jump at her.
>Battle goes a little smoothly after that, manage to take a few monsters down.
>Some how the dragon has ended up near you again and like before few things stall her movements.
>"Stand aside man" you hear from a hero-knight with a lance. "I shall defeat the foul beast"
>`Better him then you` you think to yourself. the lance knight charges forward and you go in the completely opposite direction.
>Battle rolls on
>taken a lot of hits, the odd deep one due to a particularly nasty succubus but still able to fight
>Your about engage a werewolf before you here the voice behind you growl out "No! This one is mine!"
>The werewolf looks like she's about to cry before she flees.
>Turning around. you stare into the eyes of the same dragon from earlier. her hair is ragged and there are deep gashes in her scales and armour, but your more worried about the unholy glare she's looking at you with.
>"No more running! I will have what is mine!"

>> No.17804945
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I mean that's still faster than anything on land or in the sea and only marginally slower than other flyers.

An acceptable nerf considering it's the equivalent of flying a helicopter in a mountainous snowstorm.

>> No.17804950

That’s pretty much your life with them, Tritonias, and quite possibly Krakens.

>> No.17804952
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Remember to slay ALL the dragons, son

>> No.17804953

Time to gene engineer.

>> No.17804957

What might the sauce be?

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>> No.17804961

>Your day consist of having accident after accident that ends with you in a sexual position of just strait up sex with her.
School must be fun if you had her as a class mate.

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>> No.17804967
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Literally "Dragon Wife" / DoraYome

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>> No.17804971

No no, the heros are on the other side of the field.
I'm just expensive cannon fodder

>> No.17804975

Thanks, the best I got on my own was 'long wife' which was very confusing.

>> No.17804976

Is it the return of Neutron-Star kun?


>> No.17804980

How is she still smug after such a spanking?

>> No.17804982

Nah, he's not dense, he's just a prude

>> No.17804985

Because it's just the beginning. Gentle anal sex will come next.

Too bad. Dense guys are funny, prude are just annoying.
>omg i saw a booby
>i am having an erection satan leave my body

>> No.17804993

Greentexts were a mistake.

>> No.17804997

>Dense guys are funny

>> No.17805002 [SPOILER] 
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Don't worry, I'm pretty sure she's going to rape the prude out of him soon

>> No.17805017

What do you want then?

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>> No.17805021

We know what happens to prude guys that love dragons. At least this one has a wife to rape him.

>> No.17805026

You filthy deviant. You actually get off to that?

>> No.17805029

>>>Like this?
Wait, three arrows was the cross board link right? Do I need to put in the /?

>> No.17805032

>>>/i/ ruined it.

>> No.17805038

Is it wrong that I want to tease my dragon wife by getting her to admit she's a pervert that loves anal?

>> No.17805046

>"just count the spots on the ceiling while I rape you!"
Not into that kind of comedy but that line is gold.

>> No.17805048

Only if you don't love her.

>> No.17805052


>> No.17805057

I want to tease my waifu by telling her I love anal.
And once she bends over, presenting her butt while shaking in fer and apprehension, I want to say "No, I mean it the other way."

>> No.17805060

I love her.
I just like to tease her.
She also cannot say that she wants to stop when it starts, meaning I can keep going till I'm spent or the manticore venom runs out.

Dragon bodies are Sturdy

>> No.17805063

Probably zero.
You would be either killed by humans for witchcraft, or killed by monstergirls for uncanny valley spirit-less aura.

>> No.17805065

Of course not, but you gotta make sure you do it with lots of teasing. Just prod that butt until she can't hold it anymore.

>> No.17805075

>You can tell they're genuinely concerned for your well-being. They get especially worried when they notice you getting depressed when you dwell on the events leading up to you becoming homeless.
>They spare no expense on making you feel comfortable, giving you plenty of affection and love. The meals you get are some of the best you've ever had.
>You tell them how your parents bad habits caused them to get into debts couldn't possibly repay so they fled town while your were still sleeping. You were soon kicked out of your house soon after by debt collectors.
>You recall the fear you felt when the realization hit you that you were now homeless, it got worse when the hunger and thirst set in. By the time you were sitting in a box you felt nothing but despair. And of course it was raining.
>The pair of Kitsune cry all over again, hearing your story. They hug you tightly and promise to take care of you. You accept their offer to stay with them. The foreseeable future is filled with being gently buried in their tails and being doted on by them day and night.

>> No.17805082

>this retard again

>> No.17805097
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Y'all ready for that Wonderland Centaur?

>> No.17805102

Poor girl.

>> No.17805105

Yeah, sure, why not.

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>> No.17805109

Ready for it to be shit.

>> No.17805113

>hard-ass, normally sadisticly ruthless, ornately tattooed yakuza foxes
>but with you they’re extra doting and sweet and want to shield you from the bad things in life
I fucking love this. That’s the great stuff I’m looking for.

>> No.17805117

Can't find it as a manga. I'll look on e-hentai later.

>> No.17805123
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Singing foxes.

>> No.17805127
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I find it hard to believe that these ladies can be so kind.

>> No.17805131

>other mofu yakuza members sometimes snicker at the “pet human boy” the princesses have
>if the younger sister hears it, you notice the next time you see whoever said such things they have an eye patch and bow so deeply their head almost brushes the floor when you walk by
>if the older sister hears it- you simply don’t see them anymore. Ever.

>> No.17805135


>If both of them hear it...

>> No.17805136

I think this genuinely is the first time I’ve been so enamored with mofu. This would be so warm and welcoming.
I love the idea of this too.

>> No.17805141

All foxes have a soft side except Kumihos since they’re gooks, they just might only show it to certain people.

>> No.17805158

>”Anon, dear anon, come with us~”
>”We have a gift for our beloved anon, so come and see, come and see~”
>they take you to a dark cellar in the bowels of their Zipanguese mansion
>there, a naked Oni is blindfolded, bound and gagged, with lash marks all over her body
>the sisters bounce daintily over to her, smiling wide with closed eyes
>”See what we’ve gotten for you, dear anon? Are we not such kind big sisters?”
>”We’ve gotten IT just for you Anon, does this not please you so?”
>”Please, do whatever you like with THIS THING Anon, we will not be upset!”
>”THAT THING is yours to enjoy Anon, and quite sturdy, so please do not worry!”
>”We know you’ve got a lot of pent up frustration...”
>”So if you break your new TOY...”
>they both cutely pose in unison making the Fox hand gesture as the bound Oni lets out a muffled scream of terror
>”Your sisters will just get you another one! Nyaaah~~~!”

>> No.17805159

>Kumiho don't have soft sides
Nigger in the land of NTR and suffering, a Kumiho would relish every lovey dovey moment she can.

>> No.17805164

>How to ruin a character in one shit post.

>> No.17805165

I like.

>> No.17805174

I’d certainly appreciate the sentiment, but would rather they just let her go. Damn if it’s tempting though. Don’t fuck with the mofu yakuza I guess.

>> No.17805178

They’re just trying their best the only way they know how.

>> No.17805183

>the land of NTR and suffering
Yeah, and who do you think is contributing to that, hmm?
Never trust a Kumiho.

>> No.17805184

You’d wake up covered in multitude of tails, not knowing which belongs to who. It would take a half hour each morning just to get yourself untangled from it all, which they would relish in and giggle at your light struggling, knowing how much it soothes you (and turns you on)

>> No.17805187

Some hardcore mofu right there.
Does anything include taking her as a mistress?

>> No.17805188

It’s garbage.

>> No.17805190

Of course anon. She’s yours to do with what you wish. The sisters are from a culture that understands such things, they’d tease that you’re on the fast track to becoming a great lord in your own right.

>> No.17805191

Kumiho are innocent girls, pure foxes, hiding in a cave while a tempest of darkness rages outside. It's not their fault human liver is all that flies in for them to eat. They dare not to brave the storm lest they be swallowed by it, and so when an anon stumbles in, they take every opportunity to aggressively snuggle him so he doesn't wander back out into the shit

>> No.17805202

>Drugged by yandere fox
>Probably off to get raped

Lucky bastard

>> No.17805203
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But she has so much love to give!

You even get White Knight or Red Knight flavors!

>> No.17805205

Well that's nice.

Granted, I guess I should do something about that oni so they don't think I'm going easy on her.

Wonder If causing her to lose all those prized muscles would be enough

>> No.17805207
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Unless she's also fluffy and pink, I don't know how she's going to compete.

>> No.17805210

>Idly comment on one of the members who mocked them before now having an eyepatch"
>"Ah such a terrible thing that!"
>"Absolutely dreadful."
>"She stumbled and injured herself"
>"Oh yes, So clumsy!"
>"She really should..."
>The eyepatched member walks by, noting the twins staring at her, looking visibly nervous.
>"..be more careful." She finishes in a flat tone, narrowing her stare at her.
>In response, the underling bows deeply and quickly leaves

>> No.17805215

You'd be correct.
Translation never.

>> No.17805216

>But she has so much love to give!
That's why I said "poor girl" being born horsepussy is like being born with downs.

>> No.17805222
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Do you know why every single MG in MGE Land would call you a bad person or chastise you for that hot opinion?

Because the Unicorn can save your life while they can't.

>> No.17805225

I think they’d be positively delighted to see that happen and may join you in speeding along that goal with plenty of “words of encouragement” to her.

>> No.17805238

I’m aroused by such displays of power. Would get hot and bothered at those kinds of situations and hope my benefactors wouldn’t notice.

>> No.17805240

>Bad person
What, for taking pity on an invalid?

>> No.17805247

Look, we’ve had exactly one exceptional horsepussy and that was mostly by virtue of them not actually being a horse.
Unless KC pulls out a miracle this girl is doomed to be ignored.

>> No.17805250

Anon we know you are just shy, you can't wait for the portals to open so you can taste that horse pussy.

>> No.17805253

Well, at least she's alive, although I don't really think she'd be doing anymore Yakuza things considering the shape she's be in by that point.

And family dinners with us all together may be awkward.

that and I don't know how eager she'd be at sharing a bed

>> No.17805255

Well I mean this is why they have handler - I mean, husbands right. So they don't bother other good people just going about their days.

>> No.17805258

>Doesn't like horses pussy
Really shit taste mate, really shit taste.

>> No.17805260
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Dragons are for anal.

>> No.17805264

>One sister making an example of a detractor, humiliating her
>while the other sister strokes your dick and whispers honeyed words in your ear
Hot damn.

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Not my fault KC decided to give us an objectively superior alternative.

>> No.17805269

The image of the two sisters laying on the bed “innocently” asking the mistress to join them is quite a spicy one.
Especially if they start teasing that maybe she’s nervous she’ll break the bed or that maybe they need to lure the pathetic sow in with food first.

>> No.17805271

Oh they'd notice. And probably tease you over it. Even back when you were first brought it, they noticed the times you got an erection by being hugged or wrapped in their tails too but they didn't act on it.

But now that you've decided to live with them they're gradually working on grooming you into becoming their husband

>> No.17805272

All lolis are for anal!

>> No.17805275

>Look sister, she's such a weakling that kobold pup could knock her over!
>Oh, I don't quite know about that but I do know that she's in no shape to do anything for us as is.
>Too true, not that she would want to, of course.
>Indeed, some people may find it THREATENING, and we couldn't have that.

>> No.17805279

Nothing would make me happier in that scenario than them taking complete control over my life and grooming me to exactly the perfect prize husband that they’d want to share and cherish.
I can feel my alignment plummeting and I don’t give a damn.

>> No.17805281

That would indeed be nice.
A few comments on how they wonder if she could change from an oni to an orc would be made, along with some guttering laughs when she gets on the bed and it creaks.

They'd probably be telling her to be bred like the swine she is, although they may briefly discuss if calling her a cow would be more appropriate considering her size and 'mounds'.

Either way, they'd probably 'suggest' she open up for me so they can figure out which it is.

>> No.17805291

That one's for violent face fucking.

>> No.17805302

Do they join in on they lovemaking to show they mistress up with how much better they are at lovemaking?

>> No.17805305

Yes they are.

>> No.17805311

Been playing some Skyrim, and I was thinking.

Would it be comfy to get huged by some leathery wings?

>> No.17805313

My bad.

>> No.17805314

Absolutely, 100%.
They make sure she sees how they can gyrate and writhe their lewd bodies to get you moaning and pounding into them, and fully show her up with their lewd tandem threesome with you.

>> No.17805316

That's nice but I'll need to be sure to get the mistress involved while the other two are tired out.
Maybe something slow and quite so they don't wake up.

Perhaps with her on the bottom, although I don't know if an oni would particularly enjoy such a position.

Plus side, she's probably comfy to rest upon

>> No.17805318

That’s precisely right. They may even start to berate her for not being pleasing enough and telling her to start moving her meat if she values her life. The younger sister may even start shoving snacks in her mouth telling her it’s the only thing that could motivate such a worthless pile of meat to try harder for you, and that she literally owes her life to your mercy, so eat up and fuck harder.

>> No.17805319

That would be very considerate of you Anon. I’m sure she’d have learned to love every bit of kindness you show her, so she’d be ecstatic about you being on top and going slow on her.

>> No.17805322

Well, that oni is lucky that I'm pretty easy to please.
I'm going to have to make sure that she rests in bed with the three of us, along with maybe some one on one in the shower.

>> No.17805337

That's nice.....
Is it considered mindbreaking if I keep doing things like that to the point where she couldn't fathom a life without me?

Regardless, so hope the sisters will ease up on her as time goes by, although I don't imagine that they would considering how much fun they'd have toying with her

>> No.17805354

They’d always enjoy teasing her and encouraging you to do what you please with her, but they’d accept her as being something that makes you happy so they’d make sure she’s taken care of properly as well to an extent.
Though they’d always giggle and pinch her plumpness when walking by or nonchalantly slap her tits or ass without warning just to see her yelp and jump and jiggle while they giggle.
And as for your first point, she’d be downright insanely in love with you. She’d nuzzle against you like an obedient dog and would do anything- ANYTHING- you ask with heartpupils and a beaming smile and frantic asking if it pleases you.
So yes. It may be that.

>> No.17805357
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Describe your wizard MG harem anon.

>> No.17805360
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How much fun do you think MGs would have with Mario?

>> No.17805363

I really shouldn't be given that much power but I'd probably just ask her to take it easy and enjoy myself...

I'd also hope that nobody else makes the same mistake as that oni.

Thankfully, I assume that the sisters would treat any daughterus I had with the mistress as nice as the ones I ha e with them.

>> No.17805365

Fat Italians become the most demanded men in the world.

>> No.17805372

Of course. Suffer not the sins of the mother. They’d be treated just as nice as their own, as they’re born of your seed.

>> No.17805375

5 liches.
We're going some fucking science now bitches!

>> No.17805377

Well that's good.
And the mistress can raise them all, being the big. , nonthreatening woman that she is while the sisters are out.

She's probably be a nice mother, even if she talks a bit like a thug.

>> No.17805380
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I want to be arrested by them, resist, get beaten with demon silver batons and then raped into becoming their husband.

>> No.17805385

>MGE is the universe where the Great Giana Sisters took off instead

>> No.17805386
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.17805462

Just smuggle condoms into MGC.

>> No.17805466


>> No.17805499

Not even the mofu mafia would do such a thing, and we saw what they'd do this thread

>> No.17805500

I wonder if QoH refers to her personal guards as The Royal Flush Gang

>> No.17805511

Five girls.
>bicorn sorceress
Evil looking, dark lipstick, dark circles under her eyes and deliciously slutty robes. Loves experimenting with her own magic and teasing the rest of the harem with her bondage spells.
>twin kuudere imp maids
Both identical with a red colour scheme, the only way to tell them apart being the side their braid is on. Although kuudere they're both still rather playful and goof off on the job which earns them a chewing out from the bicorn.
>clumsy anubis apprentice
Messy hair, thick bottle glasses and eager to please but usually ends up making a mess. Her Anubis instincts make her an incredibly hard worker who sticks to her training schedule to as near to perfection as possible though.
>minotaur dark knight
Acts as the penultimate boss of the dungeon. Full black armor designed to look like a metal version of a pre-demon lord minotaur, almost always angry about something and is the only one the bicorn thinks twice about teasing.

Being a wizard would be fun.

>> No.17805514
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I'll give you a hand anon just in case there's a single police hound on the force

>> No.17805518

I dig it anon. I get Overlord vibes from it.
Also love a good harem that can work around and embrace a Bicorn. They can be hot as hell with what they do when people aren’t being all prude about things in a sexual escapism setting.

>> No.17805523

Girls aren’t allowed to touch other girls! That’s Yuri!
You’re not allowed to have more than one wife unless it all happens at once! That’ll hurt feelings!
Stop having fun differently than me!

>> No.17805524

>I get Overlord vibes
The game or the shitty manga?

>> No.17805529

The (opinion) light novel

>> No.17805532


It'll be much more than just eating fancy meals.

By the time they're done you'll look very different in your new, handcrafted clothing that was commissioned from the local Jorougumo artisans, visits to a local Kejourou stylist for a fancy haircut, getting massaged by the twins themselves and other things that I'm sure I'm missing. You could also get a tattoo if you want.

You'll eventually have plenty of children too eventually

>> No.17805535

We haven't seen what other Phantoms might look like outside of the one in the profile though.

>> No.17805537

Nice, thanks Alp

>> No.17805541

Milk her like a Holstaur.

>> No.17805548

The light novel is okay.
I fucking hate the manga though.

>> No.17805552

It’s people like you that won’t get anything other than a matango when the portals open. You have to be faithful to one waifu or you’re just some degenerate that can’t appreciate the true love involved with setting up arbitrary rules and then imposing them on others in a sexual escapist fantasy. I will now appeal to the thread saying that “it’s always been like that” and samefag my own posts to make it look like other people are as outraged about someone just doing their own thing as I am, then make another tally on my list of “non-existent imaginary maidens defended online”

>> No.17805553
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"I heard there was a fight going on!"

>> No.17805559

Dark Slime, the head mistress and sorcerer supreme, plenty of ara ara
Shoggoth, the stoic and mysterious cat burglar, and assassin.
Bubble Slime, the cleric who frets and worries for everyone's safety, because someone has to.
Mimic, the clever merchant who runs a black market store from her chest

>> No.17805563

I’ve not even looked at the manga but was obsessed with the LN, which covers all the dark stuff a lot more efficiently than I anticipate it could be done in other mediums.

>> No.17805567

I'd like to fight that fire rat with my fists.

>> No.17805569
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>'Lewd', dearest Sir? I'm afraid you've lost me.
>I have no ulterior motives, nor is this one of the japes of beloved Cupra! I'm simply fascinated by the reactions of mortals to external stimulus such as wet fabric.
>Why, I will admit that your gaze tarrying on the crevasse between my thighs and my bosom to be quite vexing and... heartening.
>I may not be as well-endowed as dearest Silvia, but if Lady Bahamut truly wants you to sire the next generation of our kind surely you're not nearly as much of a barbarian as my books would have me think!
>Though... You do lack the qualities of a gallant knight chasing after the favours of maidens, to be sure!
>Admittedly, dear sir. Refer to me as a 'mere female lizard', and my sisters and I will drive your mind and flesh to the very precipice of madness, never relenting until we've broken you~

>> No.17805575

Barbs gold dragon is by far the lewdest one.

>> No.17805576

Hine-chan, you always think there’s a fight.

>> No.17805585

...aight but can we bang?

>> No.17805589

The manga has an exterior point of view. It doesn't show off the skellinglord's thoughts, so you're usually left in the dark. His paranoia at the pawns usurping him is also not depicted.

>> No.17805592

Thanks, always loved Bicorns.
And now you mention it, it does have a bit of an overlord vibe with the twins. Completely unintentional I swear.

>> No.17805598

>that eyepatch
What a cute Hinezumi.

>> No.17805614

I wonder if she moans funny too.

>> No.17805618


>Going into Barb-Gold's vast underground library
>Many of the tomes are musted and old, but inexorably kept in tact by her magic
>There's one tome that's been recently moved on one of her tables, if the dust around it is any indicator
>It's the Kama Sutra
>TFW she's right behind you with a grin widening by the second

>> No.17805620
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>tfw I stepped on her dress

>> No.17805621

...that’s like 90% of his character and a good chunk of the moral meat of the whole story. What a shame. At least the anime did a decent job differentiating the nerdy voice in his head with his imposing external voice. Damn.
Good taste. Slutty, sultry and slovenly Bicorns are indeed quite sexy. Throw magic in the mix and you’re in for a very lewd and fun time.

>> No.17805629

The teasing and sexual bullying the bicorn must do to that Anubis is tantalizing. Succulent, even.

>> No.17805636

The manga is mostly about the other heads of the guild. There are few scenes where you get to see him flustered or hesitating, and they're usually played for laugh.
The only real one I can remember is after the attack on the lizardmen village, when the insect guy asks if he can leave them allow. You get a few pages where he's in his room, resting on his bed, thinking about how surprised he was that the the NPCs started showing initiative.

There's also a scene where he goes to the vault and feel embarassed that he can't remember the password, and then his chuuni past arrives.

>> No.17805637

>casts a spell on her that gives her an intense orgasmic jolt whenever she says “Yes” to the wizard
>wizard calls her in for training and instruction
Hilarity ensues. And a sticky wet floor.

>> No.17805638

We're there any new pages I missed after the Bacchus one?

>> No.17805645

Flat Imps, wide hipped imps or oppai imps?

>> No.17805648

Poor thing.
She shouldn't be fighting with a missing eye

>> No.17805659

>Good taste. Slutty, sultry and slovenly Bicorns are indeed quite sexy. Throw magic in the mix and you’re in for a very lewd and fun time.
The evil look is the part I love the most. The dark lipstick and bags under her eyes would make her look pretty formidable.
All sorts of teasing, like casting a spell on her that gives the sensation of her breasts being caressed whenever magic is used by either her or someone else near by. Poor anubis would be a mess after magic tutoring sessions.
I was thinking elin build.

>> No.17805661

Mere female lizard!

>> No.17805677

Would you rather MERE a dragon loli or Griffin loli?

>> No.17805687


>> No.17805716

Loli dragon zombie.

>> No.17805740
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is this how a pharaoh loses to the D

>> No.17805747

I'm not big on loli but I'd go with the dragon.

>> No.17805749

I want to lose to her V.

>> No.17805750

Good, when pharaohs are losing to the D is when they are at their best.
I want to make a Pharaoh lose to the D

>> No.17805751

Is this your art?

>> No.17805763
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Loli Dragon Zombie with a fat ass.

>> No.17805768
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takes more time to post here than draw this stuff

>> No.17805773

Is it gonna be full on lewds or is it just gonna be what you have shown us?

>> No.17805779

creamy ponos

>> No.17805788
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Not exclusively. No reason to ignore loli dragon pussy, built for pounding hard from behind with a full-sized cock.

>> No.17805789

I like where this is going.
Oh yes, I don't think there's been any penis in vagoo Pharaoh art before.

>> No.17805793

>Oh yes, I don't think there's been any penis in vagoo Pharaoh art before.
looks there still wont be, this is a paizuri piece

>> No.17805825

and on that note ill leave ahegao for an actual intercourse piece which will come.. some time

i'll probably be finished this one by thursday

>> No.17805834

Paizuri's still lovely.
Looking forward to it, always nice to see love for brown girls.

>> No.17805837
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Well, she IS using her boob pussy.

>> No.17805850

I bet if the pharaoh has those red cracks on her tits a paizuri ahegao happens.

>> No.17805879

Another butt ripe for anal.

>> No.17805888

>Loli Dragon Zombie

Probably a hatchling Dragon killed in the era of the previous Demon Lord.

>> No.17805895

Or a Dragon Zombie that wanted to become a loli again.

>> No.17805898

MERE a normal griffon and have her serve as a maid for me and my dragon wife.

>> No.17805922

Just imagine her stumbling across a young boy and remembering her desire for companionship as she slowly starved to death in the ruins of her mother's lair.
The last thing anon heard before he was tackled by an incredibly affectionate Dragon Zombie was "waaaaaaarm~"

>> No.17805932
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Those damn foxes have laid another trap look out anons!

>> No.17805937

I'm so fucking mad I didn't already think of this

>> No.17805942

Time to love and hug the dragon zombie loli.
I’ll be like the Yeti Paladin, only with a curious little dragon zombie. And also being a youthful wandering orphan myself. We’ll carve out a place in this world!

>> No.17805943
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Post more mofu

>> No.17805946
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I'm more concerned about what those cats are planning.

>> No.17805954

>little dragon zombie and her childhood friend cuddled up and sleeping under a tree at night as they wander from town to town
Cute thought.

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>> No.17805980

Tale as old as time.
Boy grows up into a dashing young rogue.
Dragon Zombie grows up into a voluptuous and thick 8 foot tall behemoth.
True love right there. Not to mention copious amounts of sex. He’d be a master incubus by 18, and wouldn’t she love it all the more.

>> No.17806006

Awesome work! Do you have a tumblr or pixiv?

>> No.17806029

Fear is all I feel.

>> No.17806031

Would they keep wandering together as they grow up and become adventurers or would they wind up getting adopted by a kindhearted monstergirl?

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>> No.17806045

But what are they getting at?
State Secrets?
My can opener?

>> No.17806055

>"His boner is too pure for this world. It's a boner I want to protect."

>> No.17806056

If you knew, they'd have to kill you.

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>> No.17806079

this is why dogs are better, they don't try to plot things and kill me in my sleep.

>> No.17806080

Waifu makes sure to polish her precious diamond eveyday.

>> No.17806083

Remember that abopting young lolis to raise into waifus is a fantastic choice

It may take time but you can mold them with the fetishes you want, the attitudes you crave, and even the body type with enough work.

>> No.17806088 [SPOILER] 
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Surely there's someway to trick the MGs, we're humans darn it, we're the most evil devious things MGE could ever know!

>> No.17806089

The cats just want to protect you and go on adventures with little witches.

>> No.17806092

No, I'll adopt a daughteru and raise her to be a perfect waifu to a perfect husband!

>> No.17806094

Very true! It's also good to know that the younger the MG the quicker she'll learn and the bigger the payoff when she grows up!

>> No.17806096
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Remember to teach your haku daughter that theres more to fun then books

>> No.17806100

If my kid wants to read books for fun then I'll let them.

>> No.17806101

I've failed you. I wish there was another way for me to say it, but I cannot.

>> No.17806105

But anon, you're the one who raised her.
She's your definition of a perfect waifu and, therefore, the perfect waifu for you.

Want her to be skilled at oppai when she's older?
Make her an oppai loli and she's be able to practice all childhood for better pleasing you.

>> No.17806108

What happened?

>> No.17806112

Thanks. only a pixiv


>> No.17806113

Pregnacy test
Grab your daughters male friend and shout "WAS IT YOU!?"

>> No.17806115

the sukusuku makes that perfect

>> No.17806116

I would raise her to be the ultimate waifu, not MY perfect waifu, I already have that.

>> No.17806121

>all that muv-luv art
Between that and Pharaoh losing to the D, you've earned yourself a fan.

>> No.17806122

But what IS the ultimate waifu?

A semen hungry womb, but enough talk, Have at you!

>> No.17806140

I wounder how different races would try to find out if they are pregnant.
Demons having their womb-contract-tattoo change/glow when they get pregnant.
Liches doing extensive research to find out.
Dark mages using magic.

>> No.17806146
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What if you jam you hands up both their pussies to stop them arguing?

>> No.17806149

You got a chuckle out of me mate.

But yes, my kiki would be the ultimate maid and the ultimate waifu. She could even run for president!

>> No.17806155

Will she clean up this country and promise to make sure every man comes home to a hot meal?

>> No.17806172

No, I'd take just the Dragon home and fuck her ass silly to claim her.

>> No.17806175

You push them together, put them on a bed, and impregnate both by the end of the evening.

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>> No.17806180

Yes. This country will be saved of loneliness and evil. Every man and monster girl would have a loving partner and people would be happy while working towards their dreams and not living in pure lazyness and despair.

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Their tricks get stronger!

>> No.17806187

thanks dude

>> No.17806200

>file name
Yukari's pretty terrifying in her own right.

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They could have made a proper remake of this game, like REmake added new things and changed old stuff.

We could have had the best love story ever told.

>> No.17806204

True that

>> No.17806229

Monster female x human male is never going to be allowed outside of very niche things.

>> No.17806241

Tried to get into the groove for a Halloween story and failed to complete it. There's no point/I see flames.

>> No.17806269

Anon, does your kiki daughteru likes to swim?

>> No.17806278

She tries to avoid it, especially at night. Also, don't play tennis near her.

>> No.17806324

I had a nice Khepri dream, I entered into a ruin, but instead of finding the Khepris there, I was transported into a wierd underground type of world which is where the entirety of the Khepris lives.

So basically when a guy enters an empty ruin without a king, rather than the Khepris already being there, he is transported into this world and you just went around doing "waifu shopping" choosing which type of Khepris you wanted in your harem. After you are done, you are transported back to the ruins and then the Khepris you chose are there waiting to carry you into the king's room.

>> No.17806328

Speaking of Kikis.
Would there be rival kiki families that have differing maid skills and methodologies on what it takes to be a maid?

>> No.17806337

Maybe not rivals, they would just have different cultures. Every kiki would get their job done, but how they do it depends on where she is from and how was she raised.

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>> No.17806340

Is it wrong to want to be tickled by a monster?

>> No.17806345

Which is funny because that's probably the number one x human thing for furfags.

>> No.17806352

Well, I'm talking kikis that think the dishwasher is good versus those that think handwashing is a must.

Those that use appliances and those that use the 'old fashioned way' to clean.

Maid families that had a daughteru lose out on a master to another family, spawning a trial by meido that spawned years of ill-will.

Then you get those that practice combat, those that master electrical work, engineering, and other such skills, along with those that think a maid must be polite and warm or those that think they should be stern and unyielding, keeping their masters on the straight and narrow.

>> No.17806357

This is why you need to interview any maid before you "hire" her.

>> No.17806359
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A dumb story idea I was thinking while at work.

>Anon is a recent exchange student at MGC high school.
>Ever since he came here, every monster girl has been beelining for him.
>The only problem is that he's asexual, meaning that monster-girls do absolutely nothing for his boner, or anything for that manner.
>He winds up in frequent ero-manga shenanigans has he just wants to be left alone.
>Not to mention he frequently tries everything in his power to get monstergirls to hate him, for no avail.
>For example, in order to chase off a dark priest, he started wearing a lot of chief god cross and book and started quoting the book at random intervals to chase her away.
>It works, only for an angel and valkyrie to start hitting on him afterwards.
>Not to mention there's an entire club that consists of cupids and other Eros worshippers that meet after school and it's called the 'get Anon hitched' club.
>This is Anon's personal hell.

>> No.17806360
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Kemono x Human boyims is only ever truly terrible if the artist has no fucking idea how anatomy works or injects it to the brim with extremely shitty fetishes. Like Jyoka and Human-Lovers Society.

It's not as niche (ironically) as monster girls because Japan knows how to make a cute demi-human furry without it being a mess. But at the same time, about the only difference between Western and Japanese fans of that stuff is the slant of their fucking eyes.

I mean. There's a pretty good reason to not talk about the Sidhes or Gnolls because you'd get chest slapping autists on both sides.

>> No.17806367

I want to take my Pharaoh, Lilim, Dragon, and Baphomet wives on a wonderful game of catch the greased up naked human. First one to catch me gets what they want. Last one gets a cookie. Gotta keep them on their toes.

>> No.17806369


It's a good way to figure out if that muscled kiki that showed up is that way because she's trained herself in the combat arts to keep her master safe or if she's simply that way because her skills involved an ability to easily move and rearrange furniture.

That or if the waifish, large breasted one was taught that maids must be seductive smooth talkers or warm, motherly girls.

>> No.17806378

Alright hear me out. A man gets raped in a graveyard by a freshly resurrected zombie AND her restless soul of a Wisp.

>> No.17806380

I'm a Shog man, myself, but the same rules apply. I'd prefer to find one who's less reserved than normal willing to gently pull me out of my comfort zone and try new things.

>> No.17806384

>tfw no gap mamono

>> No.17806385

I don't know if shoggs would have the same, longlived traditions as the Kiki Klans.

They seem more prone to S I L L Y than other girls.

>> No.17806389

>The only problem is that he's asexual
I don't think this site is a good fit for you.

>> No.17806397

>Pulling you out of the comfort zone
Don't tell me you want to become a better person, silly anon?

>> No.17806401
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Is it even possible for a girls body and soul to become two separate entities? What type of ego would the Zombie develop without a soul?

>> No.17806402

A mindless ego only seeking cock

>> No.17806414

The zombie of course would just be a zombie, but the wisp would have been jealous of her body getting some AFTER she left it, and come back with a vengeance.

>> No.17806424

She'd develop her own thanks to monster mojo.

>> No.17806426

With how I've started to see reality turn into a world gone mad more and more over the last several years her "silly" might ACTUALLY make sense.

If by "better person" you mean "willing to leave the house for anything other than work and the occasional shopping trip," then yes.

>> No.17806441

Well if you wanted to go by The Dastard by Piers Anthony, soulless means you're basically amoral.

>> No.17806447

Can you fuck a soul into someone?

>> No.17806448

All I'd need is two kikis though (preferably sisters).

One I would get strong, muscled and busty while the other one goes into a pudgy pear shape.

>> No.17806451

I want to take my dragon to a festival so we can enjoy ourselves and near the end were the fireworks happens we'll be too lost looking at each other's eyes.
After missing it I confess that I'd rather look at her eyes and her embarrassment mixed with happiness would be so big she'd blow some fire works herself.

>> No.17806452

Pretty sure if you can verbally abuse a faggot into RQing the circlejerk you can do anything. Through dick, soul.

But I guess if you were to dick a zombie nun that'd make her a SOUL SISTER

>> No.17806456

>needing to leave the house
Oh the wonders of sillies.

>> No.17806463
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I mean, with enough DE in one place it starts forming actual MGs. See Kitsune-bi, Dark Matters.
They're more or less DE elementals.

>> No.17806474

>finally having the luxury of being able to work if I WANT to
>possibly travel the world
>always wanted to go spelunking

A life free from worry, anon. Do you realize how precious that would be for me?

>> No.17806476

What's the best personality for a Minotaur.

>> No.17806478

Boisterous tomboy that secretly likes being in cute dresses.

>> No.17806480

You have chose wisely.

>> No.17806491

You don't need to work even if you wanted to and why limit yourself to exploring the world when you can see the stars and beyond just by staring at your shoggy? You can also explore her cave if you know what I mean.

You are being silly, anon. Just leave everything to your shog wife and after a while you wouldn't even have to think anymore, just enjoy a peaceful life of bliss.

>> No.17806492

That's cute. What is your dragon, anon? What is she like?

>> No.17806500

I want to run around a farm with a bunch of minotaurs on it while wearing red!

>> No.17806502

>Caleana drew a Kitsune-Bi

>> No.17806504

Why not explore both? Besides, letting the maid do absolutely everything, including things I enjoy, is counterproductive. She would want a happy master, wouldn't she?

>> No.17806509

What? Gays don't work because of alps and I thought it would be funny.

>> No.17806516
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Adding to that discussion regarding monstergirls cosplaying as various characters, how about a Raiju cosplaying as a MGS4/MGR Raiden, even going as far as to style her hair like his?

>> No.17806541

I want this headpat Raiju memes to go away already, it's getting excessive.

>> No.17806546

My dragon is just a blacky with red. She's rather competitive and can be easily angered, but due to the way her family raised her she can keep things in check and all you'd see is her confident and smug self. Getting her to feel embarrassed in normal circumstance can be a challenge because of her tomboyish acts, however a low blow in a lovey dovey moment does the trick.

>> No.17806547

Luckily that image is just an ear-rub. Still, Raiju headpats have expired their novelty.

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>tfw she lets it rip

>> No.17806553

>That Balalaika picture
That's an automatic follow right there.

>> No.17806570

I want to bully a flat cheshire.

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Then that Cheshire bullies your face with her fat ass.

>> No.17806593

Funny. Mine is a red dragon that is admonished as "The Black" for her terrible temper. Set fire to villages before the change. Somewhat calmer now, but tries takes her anger out on the other wives sometimes.

>> No.17806611

A strongfat cheshire bully that likes to sit on me to do so wouldn't be all that bad.
just means I get to grope her ass while she "Nyahaha!'s atop me.

>> No.17806617

Burning villages is definitely a nono especially since her mother used to watch over one. I guess our wives would be "friends" though with yours being the red black and mine being the black red though.
Mine is rather selfish and would never share me, which is to be expected, after all she is a dragon. Her competitive attitude goes well with my getting good and training so we can explore dungeons and such to raise our hoard.

>> No.17806620

I want a MG to bully me with her pheromones. I want her to cover me with her scent until even the human nuns at the church can smell that I’m hers.
Give me a Hellhound that does this and I’ll show you how to be the perfect husband.

>> No.17806628

After you became one with her your happiness would be her happines and vice-versa so it wouldn't be counterproductive. You could have all the things you'd want then so without a doubt that you'd be a happy master.

>> No.17806640

Select a shit writefag to resurrect a good one and by noon tomorrow they'll be deader than Jagsbarro

>> No.17806644

Quicksilver and also Quicksilver.

>> No.17806669

Two big, muscular, and darkest skinned hellhounds. One riding my face, the other on my dick. The optimal configuration.

>> No.17806688
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Would you let her suck ya cawk anon?
She'll let you stick it in her boobs on the way up there

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Which out for this ghouls anon! They're extremely affectionate around Halloween.

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>that one GOAT design forever trapped in that one thing you just can't stomach
What's her name /jp/?

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Now hold on a minute.

>> No.17806709

>lower resolution
>posted 2 minutes after >>17806688

>> No.17806710

Depends. Does she have the accent?

>> No.17806713


Sure, I would.
She can give me a blowjob anytime.

I'd even take a bite of some corruption fruit so she can leave with an (over) full stomach.

She certainly looks like she could use it.

>> No.17806717

>not a Sticky Mushroom

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I appreciate the concept of dairy versions of monstergirl subspecies in EMG.
Problem is that it's in the EMG.

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Time to settle this once and for all.

The Deer or the Unicorn.


>> No.17806727

No, you use that AND the corruption fruit when doing anal so nothing leaks out AND she looks stuffed to the brim.

>> No.17806733

What kind of fool does a ghoul from behind?
The main attraction is up front.

>> No.17806734

Whitehorn a cute

>> No.17806737

Deer, easy. Not to say the Unicorn is bad, just outclassed as far as I'm concerned.

>> No.17806738

So which species would be the best if someone really likes moderate cum inflation? Nothing hyper and that stuff, just more than full term pregnant amounts.

>> No.17806740

Yeah but thats guys asking a sticky mushroom and theres no reason to use that if you're doing a blowjob.

Corruption fruit, holst milk, and manticore venom is what you want to use for blowjobs.

>> No.17806748

I'm actually pretty fond of the humanized Xenomorph Queen as an insect girl but she's forever doomed to stay as a fucking sketch model.

>> No.17806750

>Dark Mage
Seductress. Hourglass Voluptuous. Oozing desire. Pure evil.
Drama Queen. Unabashedly over the top. Passionate lover. Chest you could hide your whole head in.
Ultra submissive. Slovenly and lewd. Wants to be used in the worst ways. Traditionally modelesque body.
Little eager cutiepie. Loves all her fellow wives like sisters. Accidentally lewd, but not against it. Big, phat loli booty.

>> No.17806759


>> No.17806761

I'd rather a petite Cheshire sneak up on me to tickle my sides and tease my ears. Every now and again she lays on top of me.

>> No.17806769

Keikaku doori

>> No.17806771
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But purity anon!

>> No.17806778

Those ones are easier to turn the table on, true, but a bigger one for me is perfect for using that rear of hers.

>> No.17806780

Eh, the monsters are going to be virgins 85% of the time and I'm one too so it's not like unicorns matter especially when we are talking about a girl like White Horn.

>> No.17806782

I'd hold her hand
and ask her if she could give me a ride home

>> No.17806789

I'd rather have a deer or a bicorn. The purity thing is only appealing for a little bit.

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Unicorn guaranteed, but hardly Unicorn exclusive.
Besides, White Horns are also Good Girls™.

>> No.17806792

nothing, move on

>> No.17806800

Most monsters are pure, so i'd rather the taku....

>> No.17806806

You'd think the specific inclusion of a race that's unique factor is that they're virgins would help drive point the idea that monsters have sex regularly as part of their diet and way of life even prior to finding a husband, but willful ignorance springs eternal

>> No.17806809


>> No.17806811

Nah, what makes them unique is that they only go for virgins.

Also, KayCee says.

>> No.17806812

You misunderstand. I want to be used BY her. I leave for early and get home late, too tired to "turn the tables"

Whatever happens is up to her.

>> No.17806819

Can I have a White Horn and her Unicorn cousin at the same time?
Because I cannot choose between the two.

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Toothy or no?

>> No.17806821

Sharp teeth + long tongue + slit eyes

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>point the idea that monsters have sex regularly as part of their diet
But monsters can and do eat normal food.

>> No.17806826

If I were to get back into the writing scene what would Anons want to read more of?

>> No.17806827

10000% yan
>Sharp teeth + long tongue + slit eyes
Yao is worst kitsune. 0/10 no impregnation.

>> No.17806829

Calm down sperg.

>> No.17806832


>> No.17806833

Monsters getting bullied

>> No.17806837
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>sex regularly as part of their diet and way of life even prior to finding a husband
>Monster finds a partner to have sex with, and somehow fails to turn him or whoever follows into a husband
>In MGE of all fucking places
They're better described as failures, anon, and nobody likes failures.

>> No.17806842

I'm of the opinion that they practice with toys and their father when they are young, but save penetration for "the one"

Also, when husband hunting, they initiate through non-penetration sex to taste a man's spirit energy so they can evaluate whether or not he is "the one"

>> No.17806844

>Wanting sloppy seconds
Go back to your shed.

>> No.17806847

Ear nibbles

>> No.17806848

>practice with their father
Anon please.

>> No.17806849


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>> No.17806852

Only if they want to...

Although Mom probably insists on giving a demonstration...

>> No.17806853

Blood related incest

>> No.17806854

Don't be so hard on yourself.


>> No.17806857

Food and drink play

>> No.17806859

Sharp teeth is my thing, it makes a MG 10% more scarier and that pleases my fearboner.

>> No.17806861

God damn do I hate twitter holy shit look at those fucking artifacts aaaaaaAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17806862

Freud has no place in the mamono world outside of Dhampir.

>> No.17806867
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If he wanted to learn how to be a failure, you're the only one who can teach him.

>> No.17806868

I want to touch those tails.

>> No.17806870

Only if the parents want to make her into a fatheru fucker. Even if the little girl catches her mom and dad having sex she is more likely to be interested in a boy's body than her father's.

>> No.17806871

>anon white and the seven daughterus

>> No.17806875

Dragon healing.

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Toothy with big ears.

>> No.17806878

>Dark Mage and Vampire fighting over an abandoned boy
>Chests pressed up against one another as they stare daggers into each others eyes
And uh, yeah. That's it.

>> No.17806879

Thank you for sharing with the class, anon.

>> No.17806881

Why do his designs have to be so amazing?

Also, would THAT be a thing in MGE? Even with regeneration magic?

>> No.17806882

His kobold sister ate his essay. It's true.

>> No.17806886

>Anon heads out at the end of school
>Two tall, leggy, voluptuous older women rush up to greet him
>"Oh dearie, how was school, did you have a nice day?"
>"Sweetiekins, did you miss mommy while you were at school all day?"
>"Of course he did, look at how much he wants to rest against my chest"
>"You're delusional, Esmerelda, the poor thing looks nearly brought to tears without my arms around him"
>"The sun has addled your brain, Ivanka, the boy needs his mommy's sweet luscious hair to play with to relax"
>This continues all the way to their shared home with anon holding each of their hands

>> No.17806888

In MGE school, do you think narrative prompts are all porno setups?

>> No.17806891

Highly unlikely, DE explicitly prevents damage like that.
The closest you'll get to anything of the sort is mersharks giving you bites, and those don't even actually do damage at all since they have demon silver effects.

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They are in Miss Shotalust's class.

I don't think that's her given name either.

>> No.17806894


Magic and (possibly) flayers open up the door to a lot of new possibilities, or a long list of things written on a sheet of paper under the heading "NO"

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>> No.17806898

Depends on the teachers and the species of the principal but most of the time there would be lewds.

>> No.17806903

It doesn't prevent harm absolutely. It can probably be turned off.

Ochis can't do much good protecting you if they can't actually hurt an attacker. Same for Hellhounds.

>> No.17806905

JubJub, maybe something like a gob or hobgob as they're not too bright and you could egg them on to keep going, and then the obvious fairies and stuff.
But any girl could be good for it if they gain your fetishes via the incubization process.

>> No.17806906

No, not me.

>> No.17806909


>Ancient, Heavy Breacher Golem
A very tall (8ft) golem with heavy (removeable) plates atop very prominent, very thick 'faux' muscles with her hair cropped into a bowl cut (silvery color) and one yellow eye that tracks everything with the other covered by a plate to hide the damage. Feminine features despite her very large muscles and some fat tats hidden beneath her chest plate. Currently does guard duty thanks to a massive, piston lance she has in place of her right arm. Found her deactivated in an old golem workshop deep within the mountains. Quiet, loyal, and loves to enter 'sleep mode' in my room at night.

She's been seeing a gremlin recently about new 'protocols' and has made it a habit of forgetting her armored pelvic 'skirting'.

>Salamander Ranger
A trim salamander with tomboyish features, and a slightly lacking bust and bottom, I beat her through muscle wizardry and she demanded I take her, something I did after she camped out on my doorstep for a month in the middle of winter. Has yellow scales and a green flame along with a long, similarly green ponytail. Uses a bow and spear as her weapons while she scouts the premises to keep out the riff-Raff (which mostly consists of goblins) while the golem keeps watch.

Currently experiencing some jealously regarding her physique compared to the golem and has been hanging around that holst farm and haggling for a minotaur for something, along with asking me for some weights she can use.

>Oppai Loli Spider Familiar
An odd creation made to assist in magical studies, she's chipper, perky, and sporting a rack that is, proportionally, larger than the golem's. Her chitin is bright pink with little white hearts on it and her hair/fluff is white with a red, silken bow in it. Peppy and seemingly ditsy, she's actually quite quick-witted and has a sizeable knowledge of arcane matters.

Loves to weave clothes for the other girls and herself in her free time when she isn't with me.

>A very large, pear shaped cheshire that could stand to lose some weight.
Self-proclaimed queen of the tower, she's an utter hedonist that is either sleeping, eating, drinking, and/or trying to/in the process of riding me. Can get me to wonderland where I can get some good reagents but otherwise slacks off around the tower, although she's been known to give 'tips' to the other girls about things they could do to please me.

Was the first girl to 'arrive' when I found her as a nearly starved to death kitten that had somehow gotten stuck outside wonderland. Dresses in very little, has robin egg blue hair/fur that's braided, and has been recently pestering me about a 'drink' that would give her a buzz but not actually introduce alchohol in her system.

Has a bad habit of sleeping without panties on and with her rear in the air.

>> No.17806915

Monstergirls don't hurt the man they love, but what about other men? Like, if an already man got in the way of an Ushi while she was after a man she likes, what would happen to him?

>> No.17806918

Those momsters will get inseminated in no time.

>> No.17806922

>It can probably be turned off.
It's an unconscious effect applied to any MG's mate due to their DE aura, especially during sexy times.
>When they have sex with a man, the energy serves to protect the man's body.
>the man's body never enters an abnormal state worse than fatigue
>It also ensures that the man won't be harmed by the monster's horns, scales, etc.
That's on top of MGs being absolutely repulsed by the idea of harming their male.
If you're into that shit for whatever reason feel free to make your own headcanon, but it's not a thing in MGE.

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>> No.17806930

What if I'm into breath play?

>> No.17806931

Unique, sexy, varied, and fun.
You win anon, I love each and every one and would love to hear more of their exploits.

>> No.17806936

Seems like a pretty natural name to me, what would give you such a suspicion?

>mg teacher grades boy's papers by drawing obscene doodles
>tits are a pretty good grade I think
>what's this one mean Sensei?
>oh that's my phone number, you're old enough to have a cellphone right?

>> No.17806940

You have a good imagination anon. Does the Cheshire ever try and do tandem things with any of the other girls and you? I can see her trying to get the Breacher Golem to do lewd things all together, using her hedonistic wiles.
These are all stellar too. I would love to hear more.

>> No.17806942

Dude, if I was in a monster girl school I would so draw a dick on the teacher's seat.

>> No.17806943

Roadtrip with your Shog car.

>> No.17806946

Marry a manticore.

>> No.17806948

>road trip in your Shog car
>Shog is driving and in the backseat
>you're riding shotgun
>radio is blasting WHAT IS LOVE

>> No.17806949

Wait what decides whos a MG and who a normal animal?

>> No.17806951

I don't need big meaty claws to choke me out. A belt will do.

Dark elves are probably experts. Succubi too, since they are masters at sex.

>> No.17806953

>Draw a crude dick on your teacher's seat
Watch her pull you up to the front of the class and berate you for how shit it looks. Then she goes on a long rant about how to draw a proper cock, going into detail about all the veins, ridges, curves, & the head; the different sensations they can give you, and her personal preferences. And then you all get a long recess while she 'tends to some paperwork'.

It's probably also the day when the entire class went into puberty simultaneously.

>> No.17806954

Dude, that's nothing. I'd BE the dick on the teacher's seat.

>> No.17806955

I'm experiencing sadness that there probably aren't stories with this bunch of girls because I would so read them.

>> No.17806956

I was thinking more along the lines of:
>you drive the Shog all day
>she's pent up from being "used" all day and rides you all night
Also, I can't get this image of the cassette deck or CD player dispensing a sandwich when you get hungry out of my head.

>> No.17806957

I was going more for the fact that I doubt any MG but the
>Personality: Cruel
one would be down for that sort of thing. Even if they can't actually hurt you.

>> No.17806958

You're dangerously close to breaking some global rules here, Anon.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

>> No.17806960

What happens when your waifu finds out you got hospitalized by another monstergirl?

>> No.17806961

>Familiar always makes clothes for the cheshire that are a hair too small.
>Salamander Ranger keeps trying to outdo the golem in feats of strength only for the bigger girl to easily out perform her..Not that the golem notices, she's just doing her job.
>Golem keeps asking the familiar how to 'be cute'. Cue the pair in matching maid uniforms and striking a cute pose, although its remarkably less cute when they realize that the 'pointing arm' of the golem is her lance arm.
>The cheshire keeps trying to get the salamander to relax by going into detail about how she could pleasure me, the salamander's fire blazing up while she keeps trying to get the tipsy cat to leave her alone, along with taking some mental notes.

Of course she does.
As 'first girl' she always wants to join in on whatever bedroom shenanigans are going on, although the golem doesn't see the appeal that the cheshire does in mainting a constant buzz or full stomach, although she does understand the 'full womb' part.

She does listen to the cheshires instructions on how to use her 'mana-storage tanks' though, even if the cat's are smaller than the golems.

The cheshire never lets me sleep alone and, typically, makes sure she's sober at that time for the only non-lewd cuddling she ever does

>> No.17806969

>So Anon, what did you learn today at school?

>> No.17806972

Pretty sure they can if they want too.

Just think, Manticores are known for their sadistic nature. Imagine one holding you down plucking a spine from her tail, and driving it into your chest. All while she laughs maniacally while fear contorts your face.

>> No.17806974

See now, every good harem has and I'd argue NEEDS a girl in charge. People hear 'head wife' and think it means the girl is somehow more important than the others, but it's really about management, taking responsibility, and making sure that the husband is best taken care of at any given time.
It's a shame such refinement is lost on the masses.

>> No.17806976

The buff tiger from that same game.

>> No.17806978

You are free to headcanon at your leisure.

>> No.17806980

Why were you fooling around with another woman?

It probably ends in being milked until she KNOWS you're sorry.

>> No.17806983

The oppai loli spider familiar has a little web hammock set up in the lab so she can sometimes nap while listening to me study.

The Salamander secretly has a pleasure rune over her womb. The witch who gave it to her says it will glow when she's pregnant.

The Golem can stand so still that she sometimes finds small birds and butterflies resting on her. She gets a small smile on her face for some reason when this happens.

The cheshire, despite her weight, is quite nimble on her feet and likes to spy on me in the shower...and in the lab...and in the woods.
She still has the rags I found her in inside of a little box in 'her' (See: My) Room in a secret spot.

>> No.17806986

I'm gonna write it. How about that?

>> No.17806989

Some folks don't like harems but, yes, I do think a head girl would be nice.

Especially when she has no qualms about showing them all how its done, sometimes regardless about whether or not I've given her explicit permission.

>> No.17806990

The Golem is for hugging very close and feeling things whirr deep inside her and warm her face up.
The Salamander is for tender caressing and passionate pounding as she screams in pleasure.
The Oppai loli spider familiar is for carrying around on your back/head and reaching up to scratch her so she knows you care for her.
And the Cheshire is for poking the tummy of and teasing back before resting down with her and all the others in a big comfy pile at the end of a long day.
Good stuff anon.

>> No.17806991

I'm not stopping you.

>> No.17806994
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>oppai loli spider familiar
Are creepy crawly-based Familiars possible? They'd still have the fluffy magical Familiar limbs of course.

>> No.17806996

It's really actually more work and less privilege than the name would imply, but its because they love seeing their husband happy in any situation.
Would love for the Dark Mage head wife of my harem to organize seasonal events involving all the girls together in skimpy outfits.

>> No.17807001

>That bra
Holy moly that loli's canolis are the real stromboli

>> No.17807008

The proper response for the golem. She'd return the hug with her one, relatively normal, arm and give a genuine smile.

The salamander would always be a bit loud 'in bed' or when getting teased but it would always end with her love-drunkenly shouting how she loves you.

The oppai loli spider loves nothing more than to be a boob-hat/ride your back and she'd always respond with a return hug.

Poking the cheshire just results in her getting in a snark match with you and, possibly, her laying atop you to try and pin you down, which will inevitably lead into said comfy pile at the end of the day.... Although a group lewding may or may not ensue before/after it.

I've always figured that familiars can have variable animal parts along with the fuzzy paws/animal hands be they lizards, insects, birds, or fish.

>> No.17807014

I always assumed familiars could be a variety of shapes and sizes and colors, absolutely.

>> No.17807017

>I always assumed familiars could be a variety of shapes and sizes and colors
It's a damn shame that nobody has draw Familiar variants yet.

>> No.17807018

>Group lewding with that group
Jesus I can only imagine what a multi-phase experience that would be. The oppai familiar laughing cheerily as you erupt between her bouncing massive tits, the salamander desperately kissing you, her tail dangerously swinging around at full flare, the Cheshire licking your fingers as she sits on your chest and presses her weight down, all while your upper back and head is being squished and released between the massive tits of the golem laying on her back kneading them.
And then- switch!

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>> No.17807022

I've always run with the 'creator' determing what they look like through the use of certain materials during creation.

IE: Spider remains cause a spider, dog bones make them look like a puppy, cat whiskers cause cats, etc.

The body-shape would be determined at creation by the maker BUT natural births from husbands would cause the daughterus to be the same type (IE: A spider would cause a spider and not a cat) but would age/get a body type normally like a regular daughteru would.

They would, quite literally, be build-a-waifus alongside golems and automatons (once the tech gets rediscovered)

>> No.17807024

This is way too interesting to be a /jp/ post. You must be from /tg/.

Dammit, if I wasn't heading to bed, I would gladly partake in that discussion and brainstorm ideas on how to make good or fun familiars.

>> No.17807025

I'm liking that idea.

In that case-

Design your perfect familiar! And how you'd go about making them.

>> No.17807028

All while the cheshire also gives out 'tips' to the others when she isn't giving herself another helping of wine or grabbing one of her snacks to keep going.

It wouldn't end till each one has been cremepied, after which they'd assume their sleeping positions of the golem being at your back, the familiar on your chest, and the lizard/cheshire taking an arm each and snuggling against you.

>> No.17807033

Milk of Hathor
Eye of Roc,
Make a loli
Who wants my cock!

A Harpy loli with extra fluffy wings, huge oppai, and the warmest hugs imaginable. Does little magic-infused dances to impact the metaphysics of the surrounding area for use during magic experiments. Loves being stroked gently.

>> No.17807038

Heart pupil within star pupil.

>> No.17807039

Ghost familiar.
Can possess objects I come across to appraise their value and magical properties.
Made with ectoplasm and rare slime.
Can form a physical body because of this that's soft like a marshmallow, and dissipates when she needs to possess items or become incorporeal.
Big loli butt too.

>> No.17807042

I don't follow /tg/ religiously but I do a lot of related hobbies and sometimes visit the 40k thread.

But yeah, I'm getting close to hitting it too.

Reagents for familiars would be interesting as you'd need to determine what effects final height, breast size, hip size, hair color, etc.

I imagine that there is a bare minimum you can do (probably the mana and 'race' bits) that would result in a loli with random colorations, although one could also argue that the casters subconscious desires could come into play and tweak them a bit.

Well, you saw mine.

It would be the chitin of giant spiders (the beast kind, not monster girl kind), A glass of that rare holst milk that insta-transforms a girl, a rose quartz for chitin color, and a lock of heibi hair for her hair color and maybe a bit of clingyness.

Configuration would be a modified sabbath cast for the loli portion and I would leave eyes/skin color up to chance.

>> No.17807051 [SPOILER] 
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Can the flames on a hellhounds eyes light something on fire?
Can they turn it off?
Can they take them off?

>> No.17807057

>That cheshire
>Was found as a starving kitten

I guess she's taken to living life to its fullest so she never experiences such a feeling again.

Good luck getting her on a diet.

>> No.17807067

I like /tg/ because they sometimes get into interesting discussions without getting sidetracked too easily. Like with the shinobi kikimora. That was a fun talk.

What catalyst would I need to get a cuddly familiar with a spanking fetish?

>> No.17807068

I mean, they come from hell, it's probably hellfire. Husband's acquired resistance helps though.
But I imagine that even when they're sleeping the flames are at "pilot light" levels.

>> No.17807070

Despite the prodding of the salamander who said she'd be 'useless' in a fight, the golem informing her that she is 'very large for someone who does very little exercise', and the Familiar knicknaming her 'Fat Cat', the cheshire refuses to do anything about it.

She gets fairly pouty when it gets brought up and usually just goes invisible to plan a prank.

>> No.17807072

>Little oppai loli spider familiar clapping her hands and kicking her legs saying "Fat cat, fat cat, fat cat! Yaaay!"
Be still my heart

>> No.17807074

Yeah, you can get some fairly interesting topics and the 'That Guy/That GM' threads can be a fairly fun read too.

As for the spoiler.... Add either rubber or chunks of wood taken from a paddle.

>> No.17807080

/tg/ is the reason I'm fascinated by polearms and archery.

So women hair to determmine her appearance, a blanket so that she's cuddly, and chunks of wood to give her a fetish.

Why rubber?

Good night.

>> No.17807085

She gets away with it because the cheshire finds her cute and because she can cast disintegrate.

Besides, she finds the pudge too useful for pinning me to get rid of it.

Rubber would make it so that she can take the impacts of spanking better than normal.

>> No.17807086

So parts of a paddle so that she has more HP and parts of a rubber so that she has better armour.

>> No.17807089

Who wouldn't be fascinated by polearms? Literally no weakness.

>> No.17807091

Especially halberds. Look very complicated to use, but they're very versatile.

>> No.17807092

Exactly why.

They're good until an enemy gets in close, at which point it devolves into a scrum of dagger stabbing and wrestling.

>> No.17807094

What about guns?
Remembers that bayonets are basically polearm weapons

>> No.17807095

>sleeping next to hellhound wife
>fire lashes occasionally whip up while she dreams

they'd be good for making s'mores too

>> No.17807099

>hellhound nightlight eyes.
Holy shit I didnt know I wanted this so much omg.

>> No.17807101

Just make sure you get her clean, or in the morning she'll be asking you why there's marshmallow on her face.

>> No.17807103

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to be courteous when going through a cave.

Arachne lolis will be working on their first webs and may be disheartened by you just stomping through their webs.

>> No.17807105

Consider the following:
>Christine but with an Automataton and less murders

>> No.17807106
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Don't bully the spiders.

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>> No.17807108

Liz please.
Your new version isn't till tomorrow.

>> No.17807125
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>Decide to step away from /mgt/ for a few days
>Dig into some games that I've been putting off
>Playing through Horizon, encounter my first Thunderjaw
>Get my ass kicked a lot, but manage to kill it
>Not thinking 'Holy shit, I just killed a laser robot T-rex with Indian tools'
>Instead wondering 'Huh, wonder what it'd be like to fuck a monstergirl version of one'
>Now depressed that I'll never fight, tie down, & dominate a big, wide-hipped lizard Automaton with laser cannons
I think these threads have ruined me.

>> No.17807128

Ruined, or improved?

>> No.17807130

Not saying it isn't fun, but it should be at least a little troubling that my first thought when seeing a giant metal monster with enough firepower to level several city blocks was 'how do I stick my dick in that?'.

>> No.17807134

Your find an access port like on any other automaton

>> No.17807141

>playing Horizon
Automatons have squishy sex holes.

>> No.17807143

Beep boop insert benis.

>> No.17807144

They're being so god damn secretive about it. It's driving me up the wall.

>> No.17807148

Yeah, kinda strange.
I'm curious as to Carmilla's animations and if we're getting Ereshkigal as the 5*.

>> No.17807153

>Mamomo mana was the psychic gestalt of monster lovers the entire time
KC has managed to condition thousands of people to want to marry and reproduce. Position in Abe's Cabinet when?

>> No.17807158

You’re finally fulfilling nature’s role for you and the rest of us. We’re the deviants that fucked around (literally and figuratively) with other beings and found out that cows have damn delicious milk and oysters are more than rocks with a squishy opening. We try what no one else dared and we reap the rewards no one else would. When the Portland opens, we will be the elite ones able to taste DE for the first time.

>> No.17807165

I'm not sure I want anything to do with Portland MGs.

>> No.17807181

When the portals open.

>> No.17807182

Oh for fucks sake.

This damn phone

>> No.17807184

I guess we'll know in about 3 hours. I'm expecting a really draconic berserker Liz and I want to know if I'm right.
>inb4 maintenance extended for an extra 4 hours

>> No.17807187

I mean, I wouldn't anything to do with anyone from Portland either.

>> No.17807217

I want a powerful Demon to give me a 'Foolish Mortal!' speech.

>> No.17807222
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All you had to do was ask. I'm sure they'd be up for a little foreplay.

>> No.17807231
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You're a Space Outlaw, captain of a small ship, having all sorts of amazing space adventures. Strange planets, alien species that are all Monster Girls, the usual.

But every captain needs a crew.

So click http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono and roll 5 Monster Girl species.

Got your recruits? Okay. Their respective positions are as follows.

1. First Officer
2. Navigator
3. Mechanic
4. Gunner
5. Doctor

So, what ragtag, misfit crew have you acquired?

>> No.17807236

>FO Lich
>Navigator Humpty Egg
>Mechanic Mermaid
>Gunner Wendigo
>Doctor Ryu

Truly an unorthodox crew we have here.

>> No.17807238

Parasite slime

>> No.17807239

>Druella as First Officer
>Sahuagin as the Navigator
>Raiju as the Mechanic
>Kraken as the Gunner
>Bapho as the Doctor

I honestly don't know how the hell I got Druella as the FO.
I feel like I'm in wayyyy over my head here.
Not that I mind
Now to turn on some outlaw star music

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So Carmilla will be doing actual Assassin shit instead of standing around and casting stuff?

>> No.17807247

>FO Lich
>"Captain, I would not recommend passing through the Pestilence Veil, the consequences of such a decision can be... Troubling."

>> No.17807248

>First Officer is a Dark Mage
I don't think im the captain anymore, and im okay with this.
>Navigator is a Dragon Zombie
I am EXTREMELY okay with this.
>Unagi Joro Mechanic
She'll do fine... i hope.
>Inari gunner
I'm okay with this, gunners do have a lot of off time.
>Tritonia Doctor
Healed one moment to be raped the next.

I am no longer the captain, i'm just the moral improver and also now husband of the greatest crew ever. I'm also a total sub so this is 10/10

>> No.17807255

>Inari and Kraken gunners.
>Each hold multiple weapons at once in each of their tails/tentacles.


>> No.17807268

You linked to the wrong site.

>> No.17807270

Some good dakka.

>> No.17807275

>First Officer Mandragora
Don't know how useful she'll be hanging out in her fake dirt room all the time.
>Navigator Nightmare
Might also need her own room. Otherwise she'll have to learn to work with everyone looking at her.
>Dark Mage mechanic
This sounds incredibly dangerous. I don't think you're supposed to fix the warp core by blasting it with magic.
>Gunner Honey Bee
This could be fun, but she's just missing the hornet's temperment.
>Familiar Doctor
Now that's just cute. Little familiar healing casting healing spells and sticking bandages on horribly injured crew mates.

>> No.17807283

>FO Jinn
I guess we can save on quarters space on our ship thanks to her
>Navigation Werebat
How does this work? There is no day or night in space?
>Mechanic Kraken
Sounds good. Can deal with multiple tasks at once and ink makes a good grease.
>Gunner Ice Queen
She will make our enemies feel the icy coldness of open space
>Doctor Glacie
She'll fix you but don't go expecting any sympathy from her.

>> No.17807286

>Gunner Ice Queen
>Doctor Glacie

Cute! Ice Queen brought her daughter on board to be the doctor!

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Imagine this little thing at the helm of a gun.
>AWAWAWAWAWAWAWA as her hold body shakes from the automatic recoil

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>> No.17807303

>Going through crew room inspection.
>Enter Wendigo's room.
>Littered with discarded stretchy meat bones.
>Various weapons hang from the walls.
>Posters of attractive men in winter clothing.

On to the next room...

>> No.17807308

>Bump into a girl at a costume party
>Under the sheet ghost outfit is a cute anubis
>She flashes you that smile
Would crawl under her sheet and do lewd stuff with her.

>> No.17807317

if it caramelizes it'd be a nightmare to clean

>> No.17807321

>Automaton FO
This seems pretty fitting.
>Atlach-Nacha Navigator
She'll complain and insult everyone else plenty but her good work at her job makes it worth putting up with.
>Hobgoblin Mechanic
Also does surprisingly good work; as long as she stops being terribly amused at the idea of constantly pressing her huge breasts against me whenever the idea gets in her head.
>Large Mouse Gunner
The only problem here I can think of is her relatively smaller size compared to everyone else.
>Dragon Zombie doctor
I'm both worried and amazed by this for several reasons.

>> No.17807328

>FO Black Harpy
A fierce, stubborn first mate, often wanting to run straight into battle without negotiating first. Always on the hunt for more valuables.
>Flow Kelp navigator
A kelp in tune with "The sea of stars" Though she leads my crew through strange systems and planets, she always leads us to good fortune.
>Karakasa-Obake Mechanic
Though most would think the large hat would make her unsuitable for maintenance in tight spaces, her large tongue is actually very adept at handling tools and twisting into hard to reach places.
>Chimera Gunner
Though many rejected her due to her violent mood swings, they neglected to realize her versatility in many situations, due to the fact her multiple personalities are adept at using different armaments.
>March-Hare Doctor
A jaded soul, this march hare went into the field of medicine after "losing" a friend to a roper virus.

So a ragtag group of fortune hunters that raid pirates and go wherever the flow of the stars takes them.

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Speaking of Anubis in medjed cosplay, here's a commission of my waifu I got from a very good friend, Anubis do look amazing in the outfit!

>> No.17807349

Just as a note, Karakasa-Obake don't necessarily have to be the Umbrella type. They have multiple types depending on the tool they originally came from.

>> No.17807354

I was thinking about that, but the profile heavily featured and described the umbrella being the main point. It'd be pretty cool to have a walking utility belt as a mechanic, though.

>> No.17807359

I'm gonna go noah on the MGE world and collect two of every monster

>> No.17807360

>A fierce, stubborn first mate
Quite literally it seems.

>> No.17807363

Those Egyptians sure have a unique taste in meme-wear

>> No.17807364

>Utility Belt Karakasa-Obake
>She's in a high-tech skintight body stocking, levitates a few feet off the ground
>Surrounded by a rotating giant utility belt, lightly orbiting her body longways, of which she can rapidly access items from telepathically at any given time
>The tongue comes in from one of the larger pouches on the 'belt', wrapping around and helping access the different pouches
Sounds cool.

>> No.17807370

So a harem that's 427 women large
Thats stupid

>> No.17807372

you only need one to repopulate, dummy

>> No.17807374

Finger slipped, I mean 417

>> No.17807377

Are you the other anubisfag?

>> No.17807378

>instead of wrapping you up in her umbrella, she quickly builds a miniature house and traps you inside of it.

>> No.17807379

It would be amazing to help an Anubis towel off after a swim, and get to oil down her body while she sunbathes.

>> No.17807381

Its to keep with the theme, even if its you just need one, you can still say its a "breeding" pair

It's also leaving out the fact that for various purposes Noah actually had seven of certain animals instead of two

>> No.17807382

Just wait until the succubi find out about victorian bathing suits.

>> No.17807383

>It's also leaving out the fact that for various purposes Noah actually had seven of certain animals instead of two
That lying rat bastard!

>> No.17807393

I am a Anubisfag yes.

It would anon, brown egyptian skin is best for massaging oil into.

>> No.17807395

>First officer Lesser Succubus
>Navigator Kakuen
>Mechanic Jinko
>Gunner Hobgoblin
>Doctor Holstaur

This all seems to fit weirdly really well and I can already see us getting into all sorts of hijinx and adventures.

>> No.17807396

>Gunner Hobgoblin
Imagine the jiggle.

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I would tell you to read the bible but fishing for good good shit in that book is long and boring plus, we follow another religion round here

>> No.17807418

Don't think I haven't already thought of that, it would be glorious, in fact all of the girls in my crew are especially well endowed, truly I have been blessed by the gods to have such an oddly fitting and voluptuous crew. Now if only I could think of a good titty pun to name my ship after we'd be in business.

>> No.17807423

Alright then, let's see here.
>Unagi Joro
I've got two Nightmares in my crew? Guess they're sisters then. One is the level-headed and responsible one, the other likes her dakka in large quantities.
The Unagi Joro knows the constellations by heart and is equipped with a magnetic/electricity sense that make her a living compass needle. Shame space doesn't have a North though.
The Werewolf mechanic is just a racial stereotype because of the wrench wench Anubis stuff and getting oil out of fur is a real pain, but she tries!
And the Elven doctor is really just a naughty nurse who walked aboard my dingy ship because she thought it was a cheap porno shoot.

I'm hooked on a feeling...

>> No.17807426

Dark Priests are lovely girls! They deserve all the lewd love they want!

>> No.17807438

Forgive me sister, for I have sinned!

>> No.17807466
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There is a nonzero chance that this cat will bite your dick.

>> No.17807506

That's a pretty hot pig.

>> No.17807535

Women should not be allowed to get this muscled. They brutally turn men submissive.

>> No.17807540

What about jinkos, minotaurs, and oni though?

>> No.17807595

So you're saying negative numbers are on the table?

>> No.17807599

Cum in your wife.
Keep her pregnant for life.

>> No.17807613

I keep cumming in my wife and she just won't get pregnant. What am I doing wrong?

>> No.17807616
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But how many bunny daughters is too many?

>> No.17807620

Dragonfly girl when?

>> No.17807623

Shrimp knight girl when?

>> No.17807630

How draconic would you want a dragonfly or snapdragon girl?

>> No.17807637

You have weak sperm.

>> No.17807645

Are you doing it in her vagina?

>> No.17807647

But she always says it's thick and tasty when she swallows it.

>> No.17807661

You're cumming in the wrong hole, stupid.

>> No.17807664
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Here's one, soaring high above.

>> No.17807666
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And here's another, limbering up to take flight.

>> No.17807732

The weak should fear the strong.

>> No.17807791
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Please don't shake the patient

>> No.17807806

>Raiju First Officer
>Nurarihyon Navigator
>Holst Mechanic
>Hero Gunner(!)
>Blue Oni Doctor

I wonder what dire mission compelled the hero to go with me?
Perhaps she's on the ship to make sure I leave some sons behind.

>> No.17807839

>FO Demon
>Navigator Pharoah
>Mechanic Salamander
>Gunner Gremlin
>Doctor Kraken
Between my first officer trying to get in my pants 24/7, my navigator constantly using her god voice to make me plot courses to her favorite shopping planets, and a crazy /k/ gremlin I think I have my work cut out for me.

>> No.17807855

This is why I couldn’t be a teacher in MGC. Little girls shouldn’t be wearing stockings and garters it’s too sexy of a look for them!

>> No.17807866

There is a lot of bonus pay for male teachers in MGC though. You could become exceptionally rich, as long as you don't get claimed too easily. But it is a very tricky profession to operate well in for men, as in demand as they are.
But aren't your students just too adorable?

>> No.17807888

>work at MGC high
>student finds out you have a thing for stockings and garter belts
>the next day your entire class is wearing stockings and garters under their skirts
>you go to ask the White Horn teacher across the hall a question but you’re taken aback by her wearing some stockings and garters on her animalistic parts
>even the Demon principal is wearing her best red stockings today

>> No.17807984

>red stockings
Tell her to come back when she's wearing white ones.

>> No.17808011
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Pretty sure some of them are dead set on marrying their teacher when they grow up.

>> No.17808029

I hope that hebi doesn't hear I like very large breasts.
I may come into class one day and find that she's now an extra large oppai loli.

>> No.17808035

>Elementary school on lockdown after teacher found to be spiking the milk with Hathor milk

>> No.17808038

>Anon gets dragged out shouting 'It wasn't me!" while a wailing, oppai loli hebi is wrapped around his leg and resisting being pulled off.

>> No.17808064

>It was the school's official stocking day where every female student was wearing one
Couples would be made left and right.

>> No.17808082

>official stocking day
Well I’ll be getting fired that day.

>> No.17808085

Luckily I am immune to stockings.

>> No.17808092

All MGs love to be stuffed with cum, what kinda question is this?

>> No.17808097
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Plebs the lot of you.

>> No.17808101

Pantyhose is alright but it cannot match the sexiness of the stocking and garterbelt combo. Very few things can match that combo.

>> No.17808124
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It can't match the sexiness because it is better by default.

>> No.17808137
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>FO Echidna
>Werecat Navigator
>Roper Mechanic
>Apophis Gunner
>Kraken Doctor

Jesus Christ with all that slime we're gonna need a janitor

>> No.17808152

Anything is usually sexy on a dragon so your point is moot.

>> No.17808164
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With the power of pantyhose even a monoeye can be alluring.

>> No.17808170

What if some of us have good taste and likes stockings more though?

>> No.17808176
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>good taste
>likes stockings more
Pick one.

>> No.17808184

Monoeyes are always alluring!

>> No.17808192

The ones with pantyhose are, the rest not so much.

>> No.17808194
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No, pregnant monoeye housewives are just as alluring!

>> No.17808195
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I wonder if KC will get round to japanese gods?

>> No.17808205

>Wanting Izanami No Mikoto
>Wanting the goddess that had a bitchfit so bad she vowed to kill at least 1000 people a day.

>> No.17808212

She was pretty cute in Persona 4.

>> No.17808221

The ones with pantyhose certainly are.

>> No.17808225

To be fair, Her husband went down to Yomi to save her, looked at her rotting face and said "Eww...", went back up and blocked the path so she could not get out.

>> No.17808234

>Not wanting undead waifu
Confirmed shit taste.

>> No.17808249

This is not anime undead anon.
Izanami is described with missing skin on her face and filled with maggots.
She hid her face to stop her husband seeing it, fearing her reaction.
And given what he did when he say it (He lit his comb on fire at night to see it) she was pretty justified

>> No.17808289
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We were promised waifus in October and I just finished my second semi-marathon. Did it in under two hours, too. So where the hell is my prize?

>> No.17808300

The prize was inside of you all along, anon. You got husbandoed by a cutie Sallie.

>> No.17808323

Seeing a good joke like this is a nice way to start the day.

>> No.17808336

>where the hell is my prize?
It’s nothing. Not even the coldness of space can touch the icy heartlessness that is reality. Monstergirls aren’t real and will never be real. The sooner you stop living in your fantasy is the day it all gets better(worse).

>> No.17808340
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I'm serious!

>> No.17808345

I would love to be a teacher/bully/future husbando to a class of lowly monoeyes!

>> No.17808364
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How do you like your scorpions?

>> No.17808365
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>walk up to old fox and tell her you're gonna pound her until she's knocked up with no less than three daughterus
>her ufufus as she thinks she's too old for such things until she feels her womb start to ache
Remember: it's never to late to put buns in the oven

>> No.17808380

I wanna be a henchman for the mofu mafia! I don’t care how many times I’ve got to brush all the girls tails I wanna be a made man!

>> No.17808413
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Word on the street is that their head of security's looking for a cute boy for unspecified services.

>> No.17808414

You must be blind to think that monoeyes are cute or sexy in any way.

>> No.17808424
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I bet that fluffy hag has only pleasured herself with toys her whole life.

>> No.17808425

Anyone have plans for Halloween? I’m just sitting back and watching movies all day.
>tfw no Kikimora waifu who dresses up as Morticia Addams for Halloween
>she gets tire of my antics while I’m dressed as (and playing the part of) Gomez
>but for all the shenanigans I do I can calm her down by kissing her like Humphrey Bogart
Sorry for the short burst of autism, but I’m being fueled by two hours of sleep, six Red Bull’s and ramen bowls.

>> No.17808436

But I’m not cute! I’m manly! I’m over 300 pounds and can lift quite a lot of weight.
Besides, a cutie like her wouldn’t want a gruff, borderline alcoholic, who’s only doing this to really be able to blow off some steam by knocking peoples teeth in. She wants one of them pretty boys in them shota cartoons from zipangu.

>> No.17808440

>Wendigo cousin IT


>> No.17808445


Just be careful, some of those girls play for keeps and the girls up top can be exceptionally cruel

>> No.17808452
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Cute enough, by the standards of hitmen. Now can you stop yapping and greet your wife's boss?

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>> No.17808462

>Gremlin uncle Fester
>Shog Lurch
>Zombie Thing
>Wisp Wednesday

Would watch year long with a spooky waifu.

>> No.17808480

>Wisp Wednesday
I feel like this would be on a sign for an undead bar in MGC
>Come on down to The Crypt! Where every Wednesday is Wisp Wednesday!

>> No.17808540

Mofu boss is cute

>> No.17808549
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Halloween approaches. Be prepared...for fancy mexican spider dances, holy chocolate milk, and 10 tips on making an unbreakable rape floor!

>> No.17808553

Sounds like a plausible thing, but Wisp Wednesday would be a time bomb with all those desperate and jealous Wisps in one place.

>> No.17808569
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Mere female office worker.

>> No.17808573

Does the mofu mafia have a kumiho organisation? I want to work as a servant for those.

>> No.17808578

Tell me one MG that doesn’t look better in office clothes. Because they all do, even the Sabbath girls would look cute in a pencil skirt and button down shirt.

>> No.17808580
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Oh the things I would do to look up her pencil skirt.

>> No.17808588

But I approve. I would do anything for a cute OL Tanuki if that meant I’d still have a job even after I botched the Henderson’s account.

>> No.17808596

I just went through all my top 10 in my head and yes, they would all look amazing in office clothes.
It's a fantastic look.

>> No.17808608

>no Familliar manager who asks you for the latest TPS reports with those signature stars in her eyes
>no Familliar manager who makes you work late while trying not to cry because she doesn’t want you to see her as a meanie
>no Familliar manager who punishes you when you mess up by not giving you any sweets that day

>> No.17808609

I couldn't care less about tanukis, but dragons are just too much for me. Even if i tried to hide she would still feel my eyes raping her everytime she's in my sight.
I wonder which one of us would break down first.

>> No.17808614

>I wonder which one of us would break down first.
It would be her, she’d call you in to work a weekend only to find out it’s only you and her alone and with A LOT of aphrodisiacs.

>> No.17808632

>It’s a fantastic look.
That it is brother. That it is.
I wonder if Wurms would start dressing like OL to make them seem smarter?

>> No.17808654

Wouldn't resist to play with her after I already won. It would be the perfect time to tease and keep looking at her body with hungry eyes until she jumped me and we had so much rough pent up sex that she would need to call some kikis to clean our mess.

>> No.17808670
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Just remember that when portals open, to stay away from mamono police and mamono army stations. As you are a literal alien that must be "inspected"

But in case you are, would you marry your interrogator anon?

>> No.17808673

This yandere manticore needs love.

>> No.17808686

Not that one

>> No.17808687

I would a tubby Tanuki office lady without any regrets

>> No.17808694

>posters of BBQ meat
>Gordon Ramsay and Guy Fieri doujins under her bed

>> No.17808711

You're best off not knowing anything about that Manticore.

>> No.17808713

I probably wouldn't depending on her species and personality. If I'm forced to I'll run away.

>> No.17808716

Well, yandere manticores besides that one needs love, right?

>> No.17808720
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For however rare they may be, sure. Onee-sanCores too.

>> No.17808724


>> No.17808730

You had to pick the one thing she can't do, didn't you?

>> No.17808734

It would make them seem sexier that's for sure.

Although one thing that came to mind when thinking of my favourites is how hard it would be for a few of them to wear office attire. Sure Wight, Lich, Hellhound and Oomukade could pull it off but it would be a nightmare for a griffon to get those kind of clothes on.

>> No.17808735

>no Familliar manager who punishes you when you mess up by not giving you any sweets that day
Joke's on her, I have diabete.

>> No.17808738

>she can't do
Nothing some potions and a centuries worth of semen constantly flooding her womb can't fix

>> No.17808739

I need nursing tail jobs from an onee-sancore in my life.

>> No.17808741
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It is.

>> No.17808747

>Familiar manager nearly in tears when she learns that anon can't have sweets

>> No.17808750

Explain yourself.

>> No.17808753
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That calls for a hug.

>> No.17808761

>there are people on this website that genuinely haven't seen TTGL
Nice to know I'm not the newestfag around.

>> No.17808771

Would break his lamp.

>> No.17808777

>This nigger thinks I can remember a minor side character from an anime I saw like four years ago
Besides, the fact that they can't breed isn't an issue that carries over to monstergirl fantasy land

>> No.17808779

Don't bully the perfect familiar.

>> No.17808783

Not surprising, people who were 8 years old when it aired can legally post now. Besides it's trash anyway.

>> No.17808802 [DELETED] 

Stop posting monsterboys faggot.

>> No.17808805

>calling Niko a monster
Don't be a bully.

>> No.17808812

That one calls for a shotgun to the face.

>> No.17808814

That's a girl you massive retard.

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Jump in a vat of acid you cancerous monsterboyfaggot.
I like TTGL, but don't treat it as the end-all be-all of /m/ stuff.

>> No.17808825

See >>17808814
>projecting his homosexuality on girls

>> No.17808830
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Christmas soon.

>> No.17808838 [DELETED] 

>monster boy faggotry 2 days in a row
Same fucking shit too with the "you can't see the penis so you can't say it's a boy" excuse.

>> No.17808846

Christmas wonderland centaur?

>> No.17808848

Let this be a lesson for you.

>> No.17808851 [DELETED] 


>> No.17808853

See >>17808814

>> No.17808855

Actually there really are some cases where you cant say if its a boy or a girl.

>> No.17808857

why do you faggots assume everything is a monster boy?

>> No.17808861

Manticores would be terrible older sisters.
It’d be 18 years of hell.

>> No.17808862

Because they're looking for excuses to shit up the thread.

>> No.17808870

It’s a special kind of retard whose default state is being triggered.
They actively try to get themselves pissed.

>> No.17808871

That's why you gotta prank her back.
Buying a libido enhancing potion and sneaking it into her sports drinks is a good way to do so.

>> No.17808875

>18 years of hell
They're sadist of course it would be. Apophi on the other hand would be grape.

>> No.17808876 [DELETED] 

Maybe you won't samefag next time we talk about cute monstergirls.

>> No.17808879

I thought this one is one though, consider the game its from, I could be wrong though since its been while

>> No.17808886

Niko is clearly a girl. Stop inventing excuses to get pissed off.
Her gender is never explained, but come one, it's obvious.

>> No.17808888 [DELETED] 

>established male character from a video game
>hurf durf it's a girl
Kill yourselves back to /y/ aids carriers. Haven't seen this shameless and blatant shitposting and lying for a while.

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>still getting mad over excuses

>> No.17808898

ah i can see why people can get confused now, some people default to boy, some to girl. also I'm the those other people, I was asking cause I actually wanted to know if I was wrong here, would normally bother with these slap fights otherwise

>> No.17808899

Trying too hard.

>> No.17808901

>established male character
Niko was intentionality left ambiguous.....

>> No.17808903

Apophi are also prone to being soft

>> No.17808905

Maybe because of the wiki.
>Niko has been stated by Eliza to have an ambiguous gender, and Nightmargin an unknown gender.
Two of the most important people behind the game say that and people are wrong to have a little doubt?

>> No.17808906

Does she even count as a monstergirl?

The developper said that Niko's gender was "Yes".
Yet when you look at her mannerism, it's obvious she's a girl.

>> No.17808911 [DELETED] 

Why are you still trying to push monsterboys and your "ambiguous gender" meme here? Are you the same trapfag artist from the circlejerk that was posting here yesterday or one of his fanboys?

>> No.17808913

Fuck," Im not those other people" Forgetting a word can ruin a sentence

>> No.17808916

Apophi would be too busy fucking their boyfriend or husband to be a role model of any sort.
They’re essentially desert Dark Priests, it’s what they do.

>> No.17808917
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Mastah, why are you still posting? Come to bed, muuuu~

>> No.17808921
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Remember, not all Succubi out on Halloween are actually Succubi.

They could be human girls trying to trick you, so be careful.

>> No.17808929
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Are these eyes or sweat drops?

>> No.17808930

What would she do if one day his little brother tries to kill himself because of the bullying?

>> No.17808931

Someone is wrong on the internet!

>> No.17808935

sweat drops

>> No.17808936

Call up her Wisp friend.

>> No.17808937

Running is the most important skill to have in mge because it improves you chances of getting you desired waifu by evading the undesirable ones.

>> No.17808938


bully him some more

>> No.17808941
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Don't worry mastah, click this and eeeeeverything will be alright.

>> No.17808942

Thats why you become your apophi sisters husband.

>> No.17808948

>not filling her belly with so much mana that she ends up looking pregnant

>> No.17808949

Yeah, but you can't depend just on that to survive. Make sure to balance things out by learning some magic and carrying some items like bottled cum and fake shotas.

>> No.17808968

Gotta do it while using a sticky mushroom as well so it doesn't drip and remains that way for a couple days.... Or so you can start stacking the effects

>> No.17808975

I have my doubts.

>> No.17808976

Just slip them some Dark Slime jelly.
If they’re succubi, they’d just get horny. If they’re human, now they’re a Dark Slime.
Flawless plan, works great on undercover Paladins too.

>> No.17808996

I'd rather use that concentrated holst milk.
Bigger busts either way but one ends with cows

>> No.17808998

>fake shotas
hadn't tough of that one anon. that together with the cum bottles would be the ultimate diversion.

>> No.17808999
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You better behave and give her the dick, that mamono silver katana isnt just there for show.

>> No.17809008

I've been waiting for this, great stuff dude.

>> No.17809013

>forcing herself on her lord
She might regret and say sorry later but its what i wanted the whole time.

>> No.17809016

Does holst milk have that much DE to it? I always thought it was kinda “neutral” aside from the obvious boob effect.

>> No.17809020


there's another version of Holst milk that has much more DE in it. It turns human women into Holsts.

>> No.17809026

oh boy. I still stand by what I said last time though. All that muscle is lovely and delicious, but it'd be better with a layer of softness atop. It'd give thicker thighs and larger breasts too.

>> No.17809033

For some reason imagine that it would be peach flavoured.

>> No.17809034
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>Help, help, I'm being raped!

Hopefully the Automaton comes to save me soon after.

>> No.17809035

Indeed, anon. That's how you run away even from an ushi. It can be used with illusion magic for further effects too and by adding a sleep/paralyze effect to it you'll never be catached by a monster even if she's yan.

>> No.17809036

Huh, well there you go.

>> No.17809037

The 'special' version of it is actually a garuntee transformation

>> No.17809038
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Imagine: An Automaton with crinoline styled armor.

>> No.17809047

Except for those who are both
A) Into older guys
B) Good at illusion magic themselves

Beware the foxes.

>> No.17809048

Would cum and flee.

She would benefit by having less muscles. The titshave a good size though.

>> No.17809050

A cute.
Gonna ruin those abs with children

>> No.17809061

>She would benefit by having less muscles
I disagree, she just needs more bodyfat. She's like those bodybuilders to starve and dehydrate themselves before a competition.
>tits have a good size
Nah, bit bigger wouldn't hurt

>> No.17809065

That's why you shouldn't just depend on it. Most foxes would have a small frame of distraction by ufufuing or thinking how superior their magic are and that gives you time to run.

Another spell that's really important to have is dispel and silence.

>> No.17809086

Actually it’s a lot less risky to deal with foxes than most others.
You just need to be properly prepared with the appropriate snack.

>> No.17809103

But you need to watch out, some foxes are on diets. Can't get a good husband if you're too fat and they need the nutrients to keep their fluff high quality.
Though I guess protein bars are snacks too.

Remember anon. If you go out on an adventure to find your waifu, train a bit, learn basic spells and have good itens. You wouldn't want to lose to a slime, right?

>> No.17809106

She'll be fine
It's just a few cupcakes.

That fox needs to relax a bit

>> No.17809114

I'd definitely eat those. Maybe having a picnic with a fox wouldn't be so bad, as long as I flee before she tries to rape.

>> No.17809116

Nobody likes fatties

>> No.17809123
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They can say all they want about diets, but good luck to them resisting when it’s right in front of them.

>> No.17809127

Heres the uncensored version of that muscle Ochimusha sex art:



The final colored version should be out in a few days.

>> No.17809135

These types of musclegirls are garbage.

>> No.17809137

Ah, you've already fallen into the sinister trap of mofu.

This thread has proven otherwise

>> No.17809147

In far future would AI be monstergirl'd aswell like automatons?

>> No.17809148

Some of them have great willpower and are able to completely resist food, but all of their strength are put into that and you'd be able to run away. Younger foxes might be the ones that run away though.